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Yeti, did you know that in the mod view, there's a button that says Suspicious User Activity

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And for the entire time that I've been using mod tools,

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I've never seen it have a single notification.

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I went to ModView today, it has nine notifications

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because every time you type, like I really think

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that they did not think this feature out,

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every time you type, it makes,

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it's like a Discord notification.

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Like it makes the suspicious user tab get a plus one in red font.

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Like it's so crazy that they said, we're going to punish this person who might be a

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banevator by giving them a direct line to the streamer.

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It's an unbelievably misaligned incentive.

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It is good for chat, I guess.

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Well, it's good for the chatterers who don't like Yeti, which I'm not trying to ruin your life Yeti.

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It's kind of surprising to me that there are people literally on the reddit that are beefing with Yeti.

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Yeti's posting gay Bob Dylan parodies on the reddit. They're posting like psycho analysis essays.

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Who do you think I'm beefing with bro?

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Bugging both of them, but like if I had to choose one, who do you think...

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Let's just say hypothetically we were in a room and while you can't finish the sentence

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but you can fill in the blanks if you've seen the office.

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Regardless, Yeti, I mean it's literally you've typed three more messages, they're right here.

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Yeah, there it is.

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When the pussy comes out sizzling.

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Don't worry, I'm on the reddit pretending to hate Yeti too even though I am Yeti.

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That's pretty fucking funny, honestly.

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I was laughing watching Chibli play Counter-Strike.

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I think Hannah's funny as fuck.

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She went down banana and got killed and she was laughing and she said, let me tell you,

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the pussy bit back, that shit took me out for like five minutes.

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She couldn't even get the sentence out without laughing.

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I was like, that is, that's a great line.

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Now, for some reason, if I said it, people would hit me with question marks, but that's

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my cross to bear.

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That's my cross to bear.

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Hey, and Elbin, here you talk about bursitis in your shoulder.

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You consider getting a massage.

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Uh, actually, Bersides is my elbow. Um, but I do appreciate your concern.

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I'll just say it. I don't think massage is fake.

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Massage, massage, obvious. It's two different G sounds there.

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Massage, obviously.

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Massage, obviously.

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Massage, obviously.

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Okay, massage obviously feels good.

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That being said, I'm not paying the prices they're charging.

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I'm sorry. I'm not paying...

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I'm not paying a dollar a minute.

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I'm not paying 80 cents a minute for a massage. It's just not gonna happen.

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happen. I could hook you up. Well, I'd rather pay than get a free massage for sure from from

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chat. I will say and I don't know if this is necessarily like if there's medical benefits

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this but I would be stoked like I would pay $15 for a 15 minute massage maybe you can actually

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get that done but there's no shot I'm paying 60 bucks for an hour or a hundred bucks for 90 minutes

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it's just not going to happen I'll just suffer instead

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I did the census. It took it took three minutes with five questions. Did you get the long form?

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Yeah, maybe I did get the fucking long form or can I say

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Do you have anybody else that lives in your house?

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If you live by yourself in an apartment, I think the census would take five minutes

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But every single question gets multiplied by the number of people that live in your house

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I have a kid, it still took about 5 minutes.

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I didn't get any religion questions, damn, maybe I did get the long form census.

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As someone who got the long form census, let me say anyone begging for the long form census,

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you are not missing the fuck out.

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Let me pr- I am also a nerd.

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You are not missing out, man.

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I still want it.

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Why so you can tell them you're an atheist?

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Bro, you already put in that you're 25 and live in Toronto.

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They know, man.

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They know.

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Come on.

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What a ridiculous question.

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They said you're a 25-year-old Anglophone that lives in Toronto.

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They don't need to ask the religious question.

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Literally, I am irreligious, popped up in gray, immutable text.

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Oh, you're 35 with a common law partner and no kids?

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Just curious.

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What God do you worship?

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Come on.

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They can't do the math to figure out how many people live in your house

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house when you say it's me, my wife, and one kid, but they definitely know.

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They can read between the lines on that.

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Let me put myself right here.

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And the dragon dropped orbs, so very fine.

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Our census in Ontario was just about ethnicity,

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not religion.

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You didn't get the long form jealous.

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First off, it stats Canada, not stats Ontario.

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Average Ontario, when you remind them

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that there's nine other provinces

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and three territories in Canada,

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it stats can, not stats on.

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Okay, go back to petitioning your premier

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not to purchase a private jet, buddy.

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We out here three hours behind

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and still ahead of the curve.

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BC, baby.

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I didn't say shit about Ontario, by the way.

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I literally like Ontario.

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It's one of the best places to go out to Boston Pizza

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and see lots of dudes taking their wives out for anniversaries

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and they're wearing baseball caps.

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Damn it, so did this player always been this quiet?

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Or did I go like half-deaf?

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Okay, we gotta do some grinding today, y'all.

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Because I have the Necrobinder at level 9, and I have the Defect at level 9, and we gotta

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get him up to level 10, man.

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And I don't wanna hear any madness about the Beta Branch, okay?

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I understand that the Beta Branch had a patch.

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I'm not on it, bro.

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We can enjoy the door maker for like another week or something like that.

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Is that simple?

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Why are people review bombing the game?

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I don't even want to go off on a rant, okay?

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But literally Slay This Pire 2 is one of the greatest games ever made.

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It has mostly negative reviews on Steam and all of the negative reviews are like, don't

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play it because the door maker is too hard.

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Are you fucking stupid?

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The door maker is literally the easiest boss.

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The Queen and the Experimental Subject are too fucking hard and don't even get me started

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on that motherfucker on Act 1 who you have to hit nine times before he takes damage for

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the first time.

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The Door Maker is easy, man.

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Test subject doing too much?

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Oh, anyway.

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moving on. Is there no music in the game? Why is it so quiet, man? You all up

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that? No, man, I'm in it. Look. Maybe I can kind of hear it. Maybe all the blood

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rushed to my head and out of my ears or something like that.

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Are you guys washed in the blood of the lamb?

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I'm just, I'm not even looking at what path I'm going to take, I'm just scrolling.

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Silver crucible means we want to combat early at a minimum.

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Just figure out what the hell we're doing with this fella.

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Yeah, first reform mentioned.

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Mm-mm

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Wasn't that the title of a Coldplay album I literally a I wouldn't know

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Be I know the title of one Coldplay album, and I think it's called parachutes

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But if you're asking me about parachutes buddy you better be talking about shugo Tokumaru

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Oh, that's right, I rushed a blood to the head, that's right.

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That's the one with, ooh.

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Ah.

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They were spitting with that one.

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Hmm.

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These are three beautiful choices, man.

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I mean, I really like Haunt,

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and then just adding as many souls as possible.

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I love that song for real you love clocks by Coldplay and it's nothing as far as Coldplay

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songs go you could do a lot worse you could do a lot worse don't get me wrong that's huge

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Hold. Love Fallen Kingdom? Are you my daughter? Don't answer that. You know, I don't know why

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I'm surprised with Silver Crucible that I'm seeing upgraded card rewards buddy. That's what

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they do. That's what they do is give you upgraded card rewards. I'd like to summon

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nine and then exhaust and then literally just do damage. Slug mode. Anyone else are

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you guys smart? Wait, how would you phrase this if you were trying to farm points?

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Are you like me or are you intelligent? That's how we farm on this one. I only

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just found out that there are two different biomes on the first floor.

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I'm a little embarrassed to say it but did you know there's there's an under

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docks and then there's like I don't know like a forest biome? I had no idea man I'm

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just being honest with you. The game tells you about it explicitly. Yeah, I mean, what

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do you want me to say? Who reads? Well, like a lot of people are reading like, you know,

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Romantic and stuff like that, which by the way is fine. In my opinion, at least. Like

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I don't even, I've played, well, you know, let me check.

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I've played 82 hours of this.

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I can tell you the names of no enemies for one,

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except for bosses, and even the bosses,

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I have to triple check.

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And then beyond that, there are cards I still,

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not only do not know the name of the card,

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but I have no concept of what it does.

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I do know the shrink beetle. Okay, that's fair. I know the shrink beetle

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Preferred noodle

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Now this is a fucked up turn man preferred noodle for me is ramen. I'm becoming more

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Trying to think of what the right word would be

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I'm becoming less axiomatic when it comes to noodles.

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I used to kind of be like a ramen noodle or bus sort of guy.

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Now I'm like, you know, if I'm on an airplane and the meal has one of those weird little

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semi-square soba containers with it with the soba sauce, it's kind of like a sweet soy

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sauce or something like that.

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I would, I'll eat the soba.

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I can't believe we're not getting any cards with souls, man.

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They're literally trolling me here.

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Fancy?

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Well, when you fly an economy on an Asian airline,

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they actually treat you like a human being.

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Now, one of the things that's been hardest for me to accept

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as I've gotten older and traveled a little bit

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is that the thing frowny face, thing Japan bat chest

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is literally, actually sadly, and I wish it weren't the case,

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but is actually true in a lot of circumstances.

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So there's a surprising amount of...

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Well, I guess we're just dead, that's cool.

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Surprising amount of circumstances

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where it actually is like, like,

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thing Japan, it's not gonna change your life necessarily,

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but thing Japan can sometimes be better

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than the default version of thing North America, for sure.

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Now, I'm not sure it applies to the family

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of my fried chicken, but anyway.

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I do like a random rare.

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I said, I ain't gonna do it without my Scython!

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Oh no!

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Glass noodles are great.

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Listen, at this point in my life, I'm so carb-coated that I'll take anything as long as it's not

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fuck-ass konyaku or something like that.

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We'll play this site later, man. It'll happen, don't worry.

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Have you seen a Koriata movie?

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Chad, I'm getting confused right now.

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Koriata is the one that the librarian is watching all the time right now, right?

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Who's the one that did a big bald, beautiful journey?

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journey, with easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen, but then everybody else was

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like, you've got to watch the other ones because that one's just this uniquely terrible.

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That's Koganada.

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And then who did Rental Family?

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That's Hikari.

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I would love to make a joke, but to be honest, I should be able to remember those.

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those three, that shouldn't be that hard.

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This should be easy enough.

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Let's keep it, let's keep it punching here.

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Monolingual is literally not my fault.

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It's society's fault for teaching me like the most OP language first.

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If they taught me a less powerful language by default, I would probably be bilingual,

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but I might fuck it.

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I might even be trial-lingual at this point.

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the mother of inventions bro but English is literally OP take another Grave Warden why

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not they don't want to hear it but he's right listen I understand it I mean if

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If you're an idiot, it sounds offensive to say English is OP, but they literally, it's

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on the sign in like every single country.

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Like you travel almost anywhere in the world and English is on the sign.

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I'm not saying that's how it should be, by the way, I'm saying like, to be honest with

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you, it makes you feel kind of bad.

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It makes you feel like that's not fair, like I flew across the Pacific Ocean.

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Why the fuck is my language on the sign?

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Like, it feels problematic, but at the same time, you're like, damn, I guess that's where

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I go if I want to get to Ikebukuro, so you take the good with the bad, you know?

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Huge

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Dredge are we dredging dredging you

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I know you're not a physical media guy, but if you could have any blu-ray, what would it be?

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I don't have an answer for that, but does anyone want to go to black dog video and then just buy like a fuck ton of

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Criterion collection editions and put them back here

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Put them back here to virtue signal mostly movies that I've never seen I want to see right there

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I want Mishima a life in four parts next to that

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Twin Peaks firewalk with me boom move it over one

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Seven samurai and then ran the the Kurosawa double hit

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Let's put do the right thing right there. Okay, what are we going to have next to that?

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Hmm, come and see right next to stalker right next to Solaris.

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Festin, I think Festin and Yahten right next to one another. Maybe, might I suggest, right next to

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Druke, right next to Druke. Is there a, is there a criterion collection? We need Bochervall. We need

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Bo-Travai up there. Dredge is really good. Let me think about this beast.

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Both of these. We need a couple copies of both of these. Wally criterion. Is there

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really a criterion collection edition of Wally? I need that next to a new Hope, man.

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Yes, dude.

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You know what movie I actually have to see?

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Thank you for mentioning it, by the way.

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A movie I actually have to see, because I saw it when I was a child, when it was just

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a joke to me, because I was like eight, is Babe.

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And I don't know, we're in this post-Ironic era, where I also don't know if Babe Pig in

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the city is a joke or if it's actually Kino like I watched babe when I was like

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eights not a good time to watch a movie with like a gooey emotional center

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because I was basically just like yes a movie about a pig it's you know simple

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ass 13 you're doing 24 I think that means I can get to 23 I can live with

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23 on this one. I can live with taking a small amount of damage on this one. Marley and me?

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No, I was like, I'm pretty sure that shit came out when the NLSS was on. So like that shit,

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it was not a childhood movie for a beast like me.

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Can you take a turn you don't take a turn off huh so I should have been attacking you

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this whole time great fantastic awesome that's wonderful news just because it's a kids movie

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doesn't mean it's a joke movie you're not you're not prepared for a big pig in the city I didn't

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I never said it's a joke movie. I said I was eight so I treated it as a joke because I lacked the emotional depth to

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The really interface with it on any level beyond this is a movie with a pig in it. I think you have me confused

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When you're eight every movie is a joke yeah except spider-verse buddy

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We have to we have to beat your ass red

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It looks like that.

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It has a 67 on Rotten Tomatoes.

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Rotten Tomatoes is a weird one.

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You can't trust it at all, obviously.

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But you certainly can't trust it for like a movie that came out before Rotten Tomatoes

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existed.

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Also, yeah, now that I think about it, are you just trolling?

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Are you just saying that because it's 6'7"?

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This really just killed me.

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We go again.

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It's that simple.

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Scythe cheeks?

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It's literally awesome.

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I was just playing like garbage because I was arguing about babe pig in the city.

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Potions slot two potions.

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I mean, winged boots can do something at the bare minimum.

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Fern Gully fucked up movie for a kid to watch.

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I literally saw it in theaters, I think four times.

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Hello, Tiny Request.

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I enjoy the YouTube videos,

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but could we cut out the two minute outro song?

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It kills my autoplay vibe.

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I have to manually skip it every time.

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Thanks.

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Librarian, are you here?

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We got one for you.

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This one, I'm going to direct your comment.

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Thank you.

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We appreciate your call.

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Your feedback is important to us.

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I just think that maybe on the phone menu,

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you hit the wrong button.

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Because this went direct to me.

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Instead of going to the person that

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is most able to deal with your concerns.

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But that's fine.

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We'll redirect that over to the librarian.

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you're good to go.

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How to strike.

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Nine block.

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Love it.

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And then come back to life.

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Next outro is going to be All of Lotter Alice.

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I'm sorry to say, am I pretentious?

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Yes.

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I'm literally not going to play it.

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Am I the kind of pretentious that listened to Tool when I was in high school?

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No.

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Perhaps even worse, I was the kind of pretentious that thought I was like too good to listen

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the tool. Now notice I did not say it's a defensible position but it might have

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it might have been the right call. That's all I'm saying.

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Have all the listener? No, I was listening to some, I was listening to the

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pipettes. I was listening to suburban kids with biblical names. I'm deliberately picking some

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indie bands that are not necessarily from the top of the barrel to also cast the lens of

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introspection on myself, so to speak.

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Let me take another bone shards, man.

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Remove a card at a guilty, would do so happily.

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Someone still loves you, Boris Yeltsin.

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Now that's something I have not thought about in a long time.

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Someone still loves you, Boris Yeltsin.

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Damn, we're going way back.

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You know what I always think about?

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What the fuck happened to battles, man?

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came they they dropped one album in the summer of 2007 whatever did they ever

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come out with another one they did one after another the movie the best picture

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they're still making music damn I gotta think about oh no I see what you're

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saying you're making I did I thought I was a genius for making the reference you

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made the reference first. Fair enough. I hate this motherfucker, by the way.

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Lack of Slytherin Strangler. Hold me. You know what I'm talking about?

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Staphon, Malkmousse,

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Camera Obscura, anybody?

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So yeah, Camera Obscura if they were John Wick. So yeah, Lloyd. I'm thinking I'm ready to be heartbroken.

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That's on the Peloton playlist. I just I don't hear it that often because there's now like 900 songs on that thing, but

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It is on the Peloton playlist.

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Spoon in the Anthony Bourdain biopic trailer. Let me pop it off. I haven't seen the trailer. What song is it?

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Is it the way we get by? That seems like it would fit contemporaneously and maybe also with the vibe of

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You know cutting your teeth in the kitchen spoon found in kitchen. Hey

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That's good. Very good joke

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Very good joke

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You fucking with the dismemberment plan. Oh you do we get a whole era

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Remember when there was the presidential doodles and there was like

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Dwight Eisenhower's was like a smiley face or whatever and then like Jimmy

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Carter's was like a horizon and then Richard Nixon's looks like looks like

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the cover of this member and plans emergency and I

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it's our ostie bill mirror ostie billed as souls and then we get the rare that

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allows you to summon every time you play a soul

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Fuck it, we need upgrades.

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You ever have a dead canadies phase?

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Like, to be real with you, I'm having it like right now.

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I remember asking Justin, I was like, are the dead canadies cool?

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He's my only conduit to the spirit of punk.

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He said, and I went, you know what?

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Fuck it, not my problem.

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I'm gonna keep listening.

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I was like, that's okay.

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Are we just dead?

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It's crazy how much harder this game is on Twitch

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than it is on YouTube, man.

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On YouTube, we've kind of been fucking flying.

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You got to deal with YouTube chat you'd be surprised man, you'd be surprised.

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Free vulnerable makes a big difference.

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Do you hate me?

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No, Spiny Boy.

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Honestly, Spiny Boy stocks have been coming up, but I can't remember why.

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You said something and I was like, Dan, who said that?

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It was in the Discord.

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And then I looked at it and I was like, oh shit, Spiny Boy.

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I didn't expect that.

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It elevated your stock greatly.

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Probably because they defend Yeti to the death.

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It's not all about that.

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I'm pretty sure it was because they said something to fuck order.

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I'm pretty sure it's because they said something that defended me, to be honest.

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Eddie holds the key.

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Their wed connects us all.

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Brother, what am I doing?

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What am I doing?

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this is where you just say fuck it

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kill me now or give me an incredible relic

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this is by the way this is kill me now

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well this basically does nothing for us

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Um, foam shards in harmony, bodyguard, foam shards in harmony, well, that's horrible.

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In theory, something incredible could happen.

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You literally can't get hurt if you just choose not to do the math.

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That's one thing you need to know about this game.

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I think this is the incredible thing.

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I can't take that many bone shards and harmonies, man.

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Or maybe I can, and then just play it every...

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If we could get Snap and then give a bone shards and harmony retain.

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We could theoretically have nine damage to everybody,

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N9 block every turn, which might get us through the combat on the second floor.

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So you die, but then also summon too. Nope. Not at all.

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19 HP, 19 HP, we run these streets man, who's our boss?

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Ah mother fucker man, we just, dude might as well not even fight him, there's no point.

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We have to do 183 damage, but also we basically have to do like 250 damage because the first

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17 hits don't even affect him.

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Yeti's in the on-band request begging you to take a look sorry man I don't have a

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choice yeah I'm like I'm working right now yeti so I'm not gonna do that it's

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not the Yeti show okay I'm happy to have all your messages oh wait did you get

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did yeti get banned banned by a mod I saw origin in chess so there's a there's a

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non-zero chance

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But they probably had their reasons if I had the guess.

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Okay.

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Now we, okay, seven turns in, we can finally start the fight.

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Here we go.

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We're not dead.

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We only appear to be dead.

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Thirty-two damage on this turn.

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That one's, that was a lot worse for us, to be honest with you.

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Um, and then triple it.

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I mean there's still no hope.

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Like look, look at what we've only done 60 damage to him.

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Yep, okay, fair enough.

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You built a deck?

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My brother in Christ, you built a deck.

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My brother in Christ, I chose from three options.

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If all three options are ass, then of course the run's gonna be ass.

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This is exactly a...

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Oh, what do you mean the sandwich sucks?

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Brother in Christ, you made the sandwich. Have you seen the tomatoes that they have at Subway?

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Have you the lettuce is brown and the tomatoes are green? What's going on?

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I made the sandwich. I made the sandwich out of the bricks that they built.

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Put the right kind of sauce on it. It can still hit. It's true.

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You guys have tried the Piri Piri sauce?

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Yeah, it's just a thick or hot sauce, but it's okay.

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Let's do it.

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Okay, this time, we need to get Malfin to call.

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He's the Necrobinder Understander.

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You fucking with the Ruffle sauce?

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In spite of myself, I'm a caricature.

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I can't bring myself to take any sauce on my subway sandwich that has like 180 calories

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per foot long.

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Like eating 200 calories of sauce alongside your foot long sandwich just feels like it's

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just too much.

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Just too much.

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Yellow mustard is like, it's like four calories per foot long.

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I mean, it's not probably as good as the ruffle sauce if I had the gas, but

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I'll pay 50 gold for an upgraded starting hand once.

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First, I really love burning sticks, man.

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The first time you exhaust a skill at a copy of it to your hand.

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I had this on a, um, on a silent run with adrenaline.

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So you would literally just play adrenaline and then you'd be like, you know what fucking

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hits after adrenaline?

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A second fucking adrenaline, bro.

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It's great.

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What do you think?

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Wait, I gotta read this.

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What do you think your death trap would be if John Kramer took you?

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Is John Kramer a jigsaw?

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Or John Kramer is the guy, jigsaw is a puppet that's manipulated by John Kramer.

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Is that true?

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Okay.

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I 100% think that it would just be, well, something's about to fall on me, okay?

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Like a heavy anvil or something, and I'm obviously strapped to a chair immobilized in some capacity.

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As long as I talk, it does not, like the rope doesn't get any more frayed.

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But if I ever stop talking, then like a knife gets closer to cutting the rope, thus dropping

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the boulder on top of my head.

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So I think it's a very ironic punishment for me would be like to be forced to fill a

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buster until my inevitable death regardless.

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I think that would make a lot of sense.

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What about a full blocking build?

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I mean, Doom sucks so much ass, man.

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Doesn't he give you a way to escape?

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Have you seen the movies?

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Like, he kind of gives you a way to escape, but...

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I mean, in some of them, he doesn't.

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Like, some of the Saw games are actually competitive.

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Like, not everybody can make it out alive.

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They're set up like physical 100.

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Might cost you a pound of flesh.

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I know we've had this discussion a thousand times.

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I weigh like a hundred and seventy two pounds. I think I could cut a pound of flesh out of myself without dying

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It would hurt like a motherfucker, but I think I could fill the scale

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Surely surely I could cut a pound of flesh off of myself

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Yes, I mean spread it out or like

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Take part of both buttcheeks.

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I definitely think you take some off the front of the belly like no problem unless I guess

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like does body fat count as flesh or does it have to be muscle?

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I think I could do it man.

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I think honestly in the Shakespearean times it was different because they didn't have

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like modern medicine or whatever.

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And you got to do it in such a way that you don't bleed out and that might be the hardest

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part of all.

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I don't disagree.

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Fuck it, bro.

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Call me Beyonce, I'm going countdown mode.

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You just, yeah, you better make sure

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that fucking the Merchant of Venice

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is not using the metric system.

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Because if you gotta cut out a kilo, you're fucked.

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But if you randomize this card,

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well, I do really like Slyther,

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but we just can't make it work.

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Let's get a, let's get a Toric Toughness off a strike

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and try to build a defensive Doom deck, man.

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Could be the play.

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We bring the Doom, that's what we do.

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I like that.

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I like that, who did that?

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Certainly, we're not using bone shards on that one, and if you block in 12 for us already.

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After life with the burning sticks could be interesting, but actually negative pulse

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makes so much more sense for us.

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Anyone else got Toric Toughness in their top three cards in the game?

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Toric Toughness is actually one of my favorite archetypes of cards.

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Cards that when you look at them, you go, it looks like shit, but then when you play them, you win.

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Like, there's so many cards in this game where I'm like the card reading it, it sucks.

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But then, like, when I have it in my deck, it goes up, my win rate goes up significantly.

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Fuck it. We'll upgrade it.

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Absolutely will fucking upgrade it man.

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Replay would go crazy.

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You're not wrong about that.

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Replay would go crazy.

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Or having some extra dex, that's also, that's very valid.

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Have you come around on Reflect yet?

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No Reflect is like the exact opposite to me.

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It's a card that looks like it would be amazing and then every time I take it, I'm like what

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the fuck my deck sucks.

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Okay, if we're going defense let's try man.

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Summoned 5, gain 9, 50% more Doom also.

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I mean, dude, that's a huge increase in doom.

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Good lured.

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Let's take Safe Path.

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Whenever you play a card that costs two or more, game four block.

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Medea plays Slay this fire, imagine, bro,

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that honestly, if Machinima was still around,

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That could be like literally the biggest video this that could be in the top 75 videos on the front page

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In Myanmar

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So we have no AOE, huh? No, we have AOE we have negative pulse

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Have you ever seen the Rolex subreddit and how much these dudes bend over backwards for

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the watch they want?

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I have, I have seen, first off, thank you for bringing this up.

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I have seen the Rolex subreddit, but beyond that, I also have a brother-in-law who's kind

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of a Rolex guy, so I've heard firsthand what it's like.

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Don't need a bro, give me one of those.

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What is it like?

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Well, it's like a lot of luxury brands in the sense that you might think that Rolex is like a store where you go in and you go,

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I would like to spend a lot of money on a watch and they go, we're the store for you.

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What watch do you want?

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Give me your money.

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Here's the watch. Have a nice day.

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But that's not how it works.

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you actually have to, if you want one of the classic high-demand Rolexes, you have

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to build up a relationship with your sales associate first. Basically, and don't

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quote me on this, but my understanding is that you sort of have to just, they'll

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text you and be like, hey, we don't have your watch yet, but what we do have is

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is like a jacket that might move you up the list

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to actually get the watch you want.

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So you buy the jacket or the bracelet

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or like a watch safe or something like that.

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And then after six months, depending on where you live

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and your relationship with your sales associate,

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after like six months to two or three years,

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you'll get the call where they go,

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But hey, that watch that you wanted three years ago is now available.

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And that is why if I were ever to get a nice watch, I'm not fucking with this kind of like

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artificial scarcity, you just go to Japan and get a Grand Seiko.

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You spend the same amount of money which is unreasonable.

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It's like a Toyota Corolla's worth of money just to get something that you only other

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dudes who care about watches care about at all.

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And then you go get a Grand Seiko.

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And then unless if you're a realtor, you may actually have to get a Rolex because then

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like your clients might be like, oh, shit, this guy's got a Rolex.

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But if you're just like a guy, you could just get the Grand Seiko instead or something like

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that.

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But then maybe this will age badly and at some point you'll have to do that as well.

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Or you could get the Richard Millet, the one that looks like the factory that almost crushes

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Padme Amidala from the end of Attack of the Clones, where every time the second hand turns,

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like a hundred gears turn inside of the thing, but...

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Well, you just got a Garmin too.

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Okay, Garmin.

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I don't know what we're doing.

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We're building a defensive deck.

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We don't want to accidentally exhaust a soul with burning sticks though.

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Air go, air go, we take fucking friendship because we want energy.

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And then we fight an elite.

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opportunity to use a flex potion on this fellow when you actually have some

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attacks when we have some attacks that exists 29 doom we can do we're never

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gonna play an attack bro we're obviously never gonna play an attack what do you

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He's like, well, we can play an attack right there.

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This statue sucks.

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I don't even want to say this because I'm in the shit right now,

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but I think it might be the easiest elite on this floor.

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But it's probably the worst elite for the specific type

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of bullshit that I'm rocking, for sure.

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You don't need to use the Flex Posh.

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Well, maybe it doesn't even affect that or that.

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They did add 5 extra damage onto the basic strike, so that's cool.

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You know what?

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We get 4 extra.

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We basically get 11 block out of that.

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That's alright.

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You have 4 energy, my guy?

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Maybe after the Peloton ride.

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I love it.

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I love it.

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This might work, man.

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Stone calendar on a defense run is huge.

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You're absolutely right.

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chatters and nowhere is speaking. And this is 9 damage to everybody. It basically only

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creates a delta of 3 block. 2 block, because we're killing you who's already blocking 7.

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This is a delta of 5 block. Means we take 6 damage, definitely not worth using Claydon.

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huge. But the damage you output? Nah, I ain't sweating all that. The damage that we have

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is Dr. Doom. I forgot to tell you by the way, I saw, um, ah shit this is actually is going

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suck a lot. I saw Avengers Doomsday yesterday. I saw it while I was watching dinner. And

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he asked me anything about Avengers Doomsday. I'll tell you, I'm gonna give a fuck. Can't

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muzzle me. Was it good? I'm under NDA. I can't answer. That's the only thing I can't answer.

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Love it.

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How was the food?

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It was, I mean, I was cooking so it wasn't as good as it could have been.

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Let's just put it that way.

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Did it scare you?

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Yes, I will say it's literally, actually this, now the joke is too real because this is literally

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how people talk when they get early access to see Marvel movies.

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They're like, it doesn't just have horror elements, it literally redefines horror cinema.

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I never would have thought that Sam Raimi could have brought these elements to Marvel,

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but here we are.

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It's not just a good Marvel movie, it's literally one of the best horror movies of the year.

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And you're like, damn, that sounds awesome.

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all of us so you're like why the fuck does it have a 59 on Metacritic then

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surely one of these fellas will die at some point

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we get you next time

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Oh next turns calendar so true so fucking true I had three damage strike not

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that exciting now me on May 31st I mean what's the best day to see on your

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calendar I honestly think it might be February 28th in a non-lethal because it

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means that March is coming up and March I mean we don't need to have more energy

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by the way we don't need to do this bit for the five thousandth time but like

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moving from February to March is a huge fucking Delta that's not me say because

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I see you already going to reply March isn't that good yeah but February is

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that bad bro. Huge. Whenever you play a card this turn, apply three dune to the enemy.

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Yeah, yeah, okay. Alright, I mean that's the, that does seem like something we're trying

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to build towards. That seems like it could make a lot of sense. If we, and then we get

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souls, but we also need to keep in mind that burning sticks could be super valuable for

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us. I mean, does Pales Legion work with Toric Toughness in the sense that instead of giving

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me seven blocks every turn for three turns, and we give me 14 every turn for three turns?

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That is, that's enough to interest me. And then the tooth, I mean, I would love to cut,

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I'd love to cut these five, but then that probably leaves us in a position where we

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can't kill enemies.

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Pale's flesh, you're not wrong, I have a slow death, so pale's flesh is like free energy

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essentially.

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But do I need the energy?

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I don't feel like I need the energy that much, at least with the way it's constructed right

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now because I already have friendship.

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I feel like this will help us.

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Here's my thought process right now.

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We take pale's legion because it means

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we will take a lot less damage from combat, which means

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we'll have a much better chance to upgrade, which

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means we don't feel bad about not taking the tooth.

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And then we don't take pale's flesh

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because our energy economy is already all right.

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But what we do want is to get a really good skill that gets played first.

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Because at some point we do want a fuck ton of souls so that we can play oblivion and then a bunch of souls.

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I think pale's legions to play.

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But you know, with this guy, this guy's kind of the goat.

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And then the real question is how much confidence do you have in yourself, man?

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Like, do you have the kind of confidence where you're like, okay, we got the chosen cheese.

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Let's go fight like seven times and then fight an elite.

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No, I don't think so.

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I don't feel like super confident in that.

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In that case, I kind of like this side.

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That's a crazy path.

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Goaded scythe path, though.

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Okay, um, unfortunate, but let's play that.

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Close to sleep at two turns, no big deal.

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Honestly, I still want to play it.

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Now how are we going to punch through that block?

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Are we just going to hope to draw doom at some point?

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This one's going to stay.

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Should have been the woman, the Lorian, and girl goo.

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I wish that I had read the girl do part of that before I said it out loud, but I'm going

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to give you a plus two regardless.

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Huge.

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Um.

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Fuck it, bro, we stall you.

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Oh shit, he got stunned from something.

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I don't think I did enough damage. How did the fellow get stunned?

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Oh, stone calendar! Of course!

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The stone calendar.

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Is anyone going to see? I don't think you're evil if you go see the Mandalorian and Grogu.

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I'm just kind of like...

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I'm skeptical about its ability to gain success, I suppose.

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Because I feel like everyone was insanely hyped after the Mandalorian Season 2 and

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then no one gave a fuck about the Mandalorian Season 3.

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It had three seasons.

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Yeah, the third one is the one with Jack Black.

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So I should really, it's on my list obviously, but I haven't gotten around to seeing it yet.

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I chant up to three attacks with show.

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We don't do attacks.

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We don't give a fuck, man.

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Every three turns draw a card.

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Now, that's pretty fucking useful.

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But is it more useful than just cutting a basic defend and keeping the deck thin?

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Every three turns?

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Yeah, probably.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I would say yeah, definitely not that fine.

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Honestly, I need to make sure I put you in a position where I can kill you.

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So I'm going to use that potion.

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Saw a woman with a grogu tattoo on the 99 last weekend.

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Let's just hope, first off, the 99 is the most famous bus, or the busiest bus in Vancouver.

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I don't know if a bus can be famous or if that's just my neurotypical mistocking, but

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in case you're not familiar, it's a very popular bus.

01:00:02.800 --> 01:00:06.200
Let's hope Grogu doesn't do, like, he doesn't go on that Khaleesi arc.

01:00:06.200 --> 01:00:08.720
Ah, shit.

01:00:08.720 --> 01:00:12.600
Bye.

01:00:12.600 --> 01:00:15.800
Because that'll be, I don't know why, because you, no, you go, yeah, yeah, you're gone.

01:00:15.800 --> 01:00:25.240
definitely leaving. On the other hand we kind of fucking made you think twice

01:00:25.240 --> 01:00:30.360
about it and he's gonna die off screen I suppose. But yeah they're gonna feel

01:00:30.360 --> 01:00:36.920
mighty embarrassed if Grogu fucking takes over King's Landing and then there's

01:00:36.920 --> 01:00:41.560
like the Mandalorian spreads his wings behind Grogu and then people go this

01:00:41.560 --> 01:00:45.360
literally is gonna be taught in film class for the next 100 years or whatever

01:00:45.360 --> 01:00:54.640
That'll be rough.

01:00:54.640 --> 01:00:56.480
Still a man.

01:00:56.480 --> 01:00:58.520
Oblivion's removed from your deck?

01:00:58.520 --> 01:00:59.520
Nah.

01:00:59.520 --> 01:01:01.080
Strike is removed from your deck.

01:01:01.080 --> 01:01:02.080
Yeah.

01:01:02.080 --> 01:01:06.480
Yeah, yeah, we could do that one.

01:01:06.480 --> 01:01:10.720
Did you guys know Darth Jar Jar's canon?

01:01:10.720 --> 01:01:23.800
21. Yeah, yeah, in Lego Star Wars season 2 Rebuild the Galaxy, which is post Disney

01:01:23.800 --> 01:01:29.000
Star Wars, is post the Lucasfilm sale. Yeah, they have Darth Jar Jar in there. He's canon

01:01:29.000 --> 01:01:42.520
now Darth Jar Jar's cannon.

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One more doom is pissing me off, give me a better block.

01:01:49.800 --> 01:02:07.640
he always was. Any knowers in the chat? Way to dream!

01:02:07.640 --> 01:02:18.100
Next turn gain key energy. 31 doomanyas already. Pale's Legion is back, draw a good card, literally

01:02:18.100 --> 01:02:28.260
a necessary card, but I don't know if I'd call it good in so far as.

01:02:28.260 --> 01:02:30.460
What does Sleep do for Pale's Legion?

01:02:30.460 --> 01:02:31.620
He just takes a little nap.

01:02:31.620 --> 01:02:36.460
It means that he's not active for a turn.

01:02:36.460 --> 01:02:40.980
I'm not going to play negative pulse because we want to make sure we have Toric Toughness

01:02:40.980 --> 01:02:44.180
ready to go with Pale's Legion next turn.

01:02:44.180 --> 01:02:47.620
Or at least something, at least something good to go.

01:02:47.620 --> 01:02:53.700
You take none damage.

01:02:53.700 --> 01:02:56.460
He was sleeping?

01:02:56.460 --> 01:02:57.460
Was he sleeping?

01:02:57.460 --> 01:02:59.740
I thought he was just a puddle.

01:02:59.740 --> 01:03:01.780
Not bad.

01:03:01.780 --> 01:03:06.420
Pork toughness last card.

01:03:06.420 --> 01:03:07.420
Hold on.

01:03:07.420 --> 01:03:09.740
He's got legs, bro.

01:03:09.740 --> 01:03:11.860
Doesn't know how to use them.

01:03:11.860 --> 01:03:12.860
Oh, shit.

01:03:12.860 --> 01:03:31.540
back. I'm chilling. Take some doom. Take some doom. 142, 143. Holy shit. That was not that

01:03:31.540 --> 01:03:39.160
bad. Read the first effect on this enemy. I'm begging you. First off, you made a reference

01:03:39.160 --> 01:03:43.160
to a meme begging begging you secondly i'm not going to spend three energy to get one

01:03:43.160 --> 01:03:46.960
energy refunded bro this is literally how we end up in situations where those people

01:03:46.960 --> 01:03:53.880
on tlc are buying like 900 boxes of golden grams and shit like that long story short

01:03:53.880 --> 01:03:57.080
you don't know what you're talking about every deck is different okay unless you're playing

01:03:57.080 --> 01:04:02.520
the ironclad in which case of course you're gonna hit him i mean definitely i mean we

01:04:02.520 --> 01:04:14.400
love twerk toughness. We all love it. I think we need some economy on this guy. This is

01:04:14.400 --> 01:04:29.040
like absolutely horrendous choices, man. I'm the discard pile. Not on the draw pile. I

01:04:29.040 --> 01:04:32.280
I mean, we could have put one attack in there, I guess.

01:04:32.280 --> 01:04:33.280
I don't...

01:04:33.280 --> 01:04:37.800
It can't be just Summon 18, man.

01:04:37.800 --> 01:04:43.340
It's Summon 9, get it back in your deck, and then play the Toric Toughness so that on the

01:04:43.340 --> 01:04:49.240
next turn we don't have to play any defense in theory.

01:04:49.240 --> 01:05:09.720
you're dead by the way bro we're all dead it's a life sentence we got at birth

01:05:09.720 --> 01:05:17.160
Hold.

01:05:17.160 --> 01:05:18.760
I don't think we are dead either.

01:05:18.760 --> 01:05:19.760
I think...

01:05:19.760 --> 01:05:24.000
Barbia for me to suggest that Twitch Shed doesn't always know what they're talking about

01:05:24.000 --> 01:05:28.900
in a video game, but I don't think we are dead necessarily.

01:05:28.900 --> 01:05:33.000
This is not stone calendar turn, but we have enough block...

01:05:33.000 --> 01:05:38.520
Regardless.

01:05:38.520 --> 01:05:40.640
This is stone calendar turn.

01:05:40.640 --> 01:05:46.520
It's gonna fuck you up, man.

01:05:46.520 --> 01:06:02.000
That wasn't bad at all, except for the potion usage, which was truly awful.

01:06:02.000 --> 01:06:14.000
We still have the Korok on this beast.

01:06:14.000 --> 01:06:16.600
Joss lead in.

01:06:16.600 --> 01:06:18.960
Every five times you exhaust a card draw a card.

01:06:18.960 --> 01:06:19.960
That's right.

01:06:19.960 --> 01:06:27.800
That's right.

01:06:27.800 --> 01:06:29.080
Stone calendar merchant.

01:06:29.080 --> 01:06:34.940
Me when I use the relics and cards that I was given to their full effect instead of just

01:06:34.940 --> 01:06:46.780
playing my biggest attack against an enemy every single turn.

01:06:46.780 --> 01:06:51.460
Literally we don't take damage, which is crazy, but hit this going regardless.

01:06:51.460 --> 01:06:55.460
I'm literally not gonna, I'm not gonna attack, I'm not gonna take damage from points, bro.

01:06:55.460 --> 01:06:58.540
Not necessary.

01:06:58.540 --> 01:07:00.540
I do wish I had friendship, though.

01:07:00.540 --> 01:07:09.580
The ones that doesn't go through block.

01:07:09.580 --> 01:07:18.580
I'm not putting Oste on the endangered species list, is all I'm saying.

01:07:18.580 --> 01:07:27.260
Doom must be a debuff, right?

01:07:27.260 --> 01:07:28.260
That's huge.

01:07:28.260 --> 01:07:30.760
It's insane.

01:07:30.760 --> 01:07:33.820
Whenever this would be shuffled into your draw pile, place it on top instead.

01:07:33.820 --> 01:07:38.100
Does it really say enter your hole?

01:07:38.100 --> 01:07:40.940
I'm putting this on TORG toughness any day of the week.

01:07:40.940 --> 01:07:46.540
It's the first time I've ever read the event instead of just looking at the options.

01:07:46.540 --> 01:07:50.300
Okay.

01:07:50.300 --> 01:07:54.900
This is easy.

01:07:54.900 --> 01:08:06.820
play a block turn one play a block play torrid toughness turn two

01:08:11.340 --> 01:08:21.060
play two afterlives turn two and one frantic escape we're gonna need to play

01:08:21.060 --> 01:08:27.460
those. And then a strike. We're saving our Pale's Legion for Toric Toughness, if possible.

01:08:27.460 --> 01:08:41.020
It will never happen. Get away from me. Unleash would have hit for 40. We don't hit. That's

01:08:41.020 --> 01:08:47.880
the one thing I will never accept on this run. We do not hit. And then Toric Toughness

01:08:47.880 --> 01:08:54.080
This comes back around to the top regardless.

01:08:54.080 --> 01:08:55.080
Insane.

01:08:55.080 --> 01:08:56.840
Insane.

01:08:56.840 --> 01:08:59.920
And then we play our frantic escape because we just have to walk it back.

01:08:59.920 --> 01:09:05.280
We got to walk him back a little bit.

01:09:05.280 --> 01:09:06.600
And an oblivion.

01:09:06.600 --> 01:09:07.600
And a delay.

01:09:07.600 --> 01:09:09.200
We're taking no damage.

01:09:09.200 --> 01:09:10.200
Frantic escaping.

01:09:10.200 --> 01:09:15.080
Get him further away.

01:09:15.080 --> 01:09:16.080
Thirty-four damage.

01:09:16.080 --> 01:09:27.080
34 damage is bad, we're chilling, and we're frantic escaping.

01:09:27.080 --> 01:09:29.080
Guys, it's literally working.

01:09:46.080 --> 01:09:50.680
I mean, he's fucked, man.

01:09:50.680 --> 01:09:53.080
He's dead next turn.

01:09:53.080 --> 01:09:54.640
This is Tony Shalhoub.

01:09:54.640 --> 01:09:55.640
I think that...

01:09:55.640 --> 01:09:57.440
Have you seen Doom?

01:09:57.440 --> 01:09:58.440
I'm just...

01:09:58.440 --> 01:09:59.440
I'm not trying to make you feel bad.

01:09:59.440 --> 01:10:05.440
Have you seen Doom?

01:10:05.440 --> 01:10:11.440
Tony Shalhoub isn't in it unless he plays the worm.

01:10:11.440 --> 01:10:13.880
It's gotta be Seance.

01:10:13.880 --> 01:10:18.880
Seance, you said Doom buddy.

01:10:18.880 --> 01:10:20.280
So I was thinking about Carl Urban,

01:10:20.280 --> 01:10:22.480
because I'm going to see Mortal Kombat this weekend

01:10:22.480 --> 01:10:23.720
for the ninth time.

01:10:27.600 --> 01:10:31.280
I had a friend in the 11th grade

01:10:31.280 --> 01:10:34.360
who was obsessed with Doom 3.

01:10:34.360 --> 01:10:37.800
I've never heard him more disappointed in my entire life

01:10:37.800 --> 01:10:42.800
than when he went to see the Doom movie in like 2000.

01:10:43.880 --> 01:10:45.440
and five when it came out.

01:10:45.440 --> 01:10:47.040
And literally, he was like, the movie sucked.

01:10:47.040 --> 01:10:49.400
The only thing that was awesome is like the last 30 minutes

01:10:49.400 --> 01:10:50.920
take place in the first person.

01:10:50.920 --> 01:10:52.400
Like, it's a first person shooter.

01:10:55.600 --> 01:10:58.000
Yes, with the rock and with Carl Urban.

01:10:59.400 --> 01:11:01.080
Girl, what did you expect?

01:11:01.080 --> 01:11:04.120
I mean, he was a true believer in the Doom universe.

01:11:07.920 --> 01:11:08.760
I'll level with you.

01:11:08.760 --> 01:11:11.720
I don't think we give a fuck about the ethereal copy

01:11:11.720 --> 01:11:15.740
the first attack we play every turn.

01:11:15.740 --> 01:11:21.920
He has the Rock has been churning out pure garbage for, I mean at this point, more than

01:11:21.920 --> 01:11:25.940
two decades at this point, which is absolutely insane.

01:11:25.940 --> 01:11:31.740
It's got to be this.

01:11:31.740 --> 01:11:33.540
Jumanji was kind of good.

01:11:33.540 --> 01:11:40.540
Yeah, I mean, I actually agree, but it did come out like 12 years ago at this point.

01:11:40.540 --> 01:11:59.620
Pain and gain is good, but that one's even older, man.

01:11:59.620 --> 01:12:04.140
You unplayable eternal.

01:12:04.140 --> 01:12:07.700
Since when did I have this in my deck from the beginning with?

01:12:07.700 --> 01:12:09.700
Cannot be transformed or removed.

01:12:09.700 --> 01:12:14.220
So if I try to transform greed, what's going to happen with it?

01:12:14.220 --> 01:12:17.140
It's going to just be like, I'm still greed.

01:12:17.140 --> 01:12:21.100
No, it works.

01:12:21.100 --> 01:12:22.940
You can transform in combat, but it won't.

01:12:22.940 --> 01:12:23.940
I see.

01:12:23.940 --> 01:12:28.500
You transform in combat, but after combat it'll be like, oh, you thought.

01:12:28.500 --> 01:12:29.660
Okay, I get it now.

01:12:29.660 --> 01:12:32.060
Why didn't you say so?

01:12:32.060 --> 01:12:34.020
Um, 26.

01:12:34.020 --> 01:12:39.460
I mean, a slight of flesh, very necessary for boss fights.

01:12:39.460 --> 01:12:42.460
not so necessary for basic combat.

01:12:47.460 --> 01:12:50.460
Okay. I can live with that.

01:12:52.460 --> 01:12:55.460
The other guys was incredibly good. It came out in 2010.

01:12:55.460 --> 01:12:57.460
I'm sorry, I'm not, I'm literally just...

01:12:58.460 --> 01:13:00.460
It, it, it, it, that's 16 years ago.

01:13:00.460 --> 01:13:03.460
The people that were born, the people that were conceived at that movie are

01:13:03.460 --> 01:13:07.460
literally T-boning motherfuckers on the road

01:13:07.460 --> 01:13:11.700
looking at youtube shorts while they're driving right now we have to he has to be in something else man

01:13:12.500 --> 01:13:18.020
hey y'all that's true he's also in the other guys for like six seconds now he's a very memorable part

01:13:18.020 --> 01:13:24.740
of it but nevertheless i'm not fucking with the rock and batista you're on notice i'm not saying

01:13:24.740 --> 01:13:29.780
fuck batista by the way i'm not saying fuck batista so many times i say shit like this people go why is

01:13:29.780 --> 01:13:33.860
he saying fuck batista i never never in my life did i say fuck batista but he needs a couple more

01:13:33.860 --> 01:13:55.220
rolls. He needs a couple more non-stuber type rolls for me to truly buy in.

01:13:55.220 --> 01:13:57.220
Jason Momoa is truly lost, though.

01:14:00.660 --> 01:14:03.700
Can I, so I, I'm, believe it or not,

01:14:03.700 --> 01:14:06.440
I'm a heterosexual male.

01:14:07.780 --> 01:14:09.180
I know sometimes I talk about penis,

01:14:09.180 --> 01:14:10.900
that's because I have one.

01:14:10.900 --> 01:14:12.160
So don't get it twisted.

01:14:12.160 --> 01:14:15.340
So I need people in chat who are attracted to men,

01:14:15.340 --> 01:14:16.820
and I know it's different for everybody,

01:14:16.820 --> 01:14:20.260
but deep down it's probably all the same, right?

01:14:20.260 --> 01:14:22.340
Is Jason Momoa really hot?

01:14:22.340 --> 01:14:30.420
I need please be so fucking for real with me right now. Is he really hot? I don't mean

01:14:30.420 --> 01:14:40.100
like is he really hot. I mean like is he verifiably hot?

01:14:40.100 --> 01:14:46.900
It seems like the chat might be split, extremely.

01:14:46.900 --> 01:14:54.820
He's a type, unbelievable question, like if you were to ask me, I'm a heterosexual man,

01:14:54.820 --> 01:14:56.900
who's the sexiest man in the world?

01:14:56.900 --> 01:14:58.620
Steven Merchant, okay?

01:14:58.620 --> 01:15:06.660
So that's why I'm asking Chad, who is more of an authority on this shit, who is Jason

01:15:06.660 --> 01:15:08.060
Ramo actually hot.

01:15:08.060 --> 01:15:11.320
Now to be fair he might be getting a debuff because like most of the

01:15:11.900 --> 01:15:18.940
Jason Momoa when I picture him in my head I'm picturing the garbage man from the Minecraft movie, which is probably not his best look

01:15:21.900 --> 01:15:27.060
Wait this might be huge because we get to play it twice if we draw it early

01:15:28.820 --> 01:15:34.060
He's hot, but I wouldn't say I'm attracted to him. Okay. Okay. I understand

01:15:38.060 --> 01:15:53.060
So to speak my friend is Jason Momoa's personal assistant I can ask him questions please don't

01:15:53.060 --> 01:15:58.580
ask Jason Momoa's personal assistant if like he's hot that's crazy I don't I don't really

01:15:58.580 --> 01:16:07.180
have that much curiosity about Jason Momoa if I'm being honest I don't I mean not to

01:16:07.180 --> 01:16:09.460
You know, damn him with fame praise or anything like that.

01:16:09.460 --> 01:16:11.980
Just don't say I'm not that what would I ask him?

01:16:12.020 --> 01:16:13.820
What was it like to be on Game of Thrones?

01:16:13.820 --> 01:16:14.740
Like, what's he going to say?

01:16:14.740 --> 01:16:15.740
You can't be honest.

01:16:17.100 --> 01:16:18.100
He's compromised.

01:16:21.540 --> 01:16:24.180
I'm just he's the one for me where I'm like.

01:16:27.420 --> 01:16:28.900
I play that first.

01:16:29.340 --> 01:16:33.900
People online are like, he's so hot, but I'm like, I need to I need to ask

01:16:33.900 --> 01:16:39.860
8,000 strangers to verify for me whether or not this is actually true

01:16:50.540 --> 01:16:52.540
Huge

01:16:54.380 --> 01:17:00.020
He has a cool RV is that part of it and it's I'm asking you honestly it might be

01:17:01.100 --> 01:17:03.500
And this is gonna suck ass man

01:17:03.900 --> 01:17:14.100
That is part of it.

01:17:14.100 --> 01:17:16.880
I'm learning new shit every day, man.

01:17:16.880 --> 01:17:17.880
Every goddamn day.

01:17:17.880 --> 01:17:26.900
STONE TELLING THEIR MY GOATS!

01:17:26.900 --> 01:17:30.580
We don't need another delay.

01:17:30.580 --> 01:17:46.340
We need more draw, if anything.

01:17:46.340 --> 01:17:47.860
Motherfucker.

01:17:47.860 --> 01:17:48.860
Retain?

01:17:48.860 --> 01:17:49.860
Any retain?

01:17:49.860 --> 01:17:54.140
Okay, that's actually incredible.

01:17:54.140 --> 01:17:58.820
Probably should have played Oblivion first now that I think about it.

01:17:58.820 --> 01:18:17.280
you're doing 40 fucking damage are you fucking joking 40 damage turn turn

01:18:17.280 --> 01:18:21.280
turn two or whatever turn to what

01:18:26.280 --> 01:18:32.280
wait but we don't take damage bro don't take damage

01:18:34.280 --> 01:18:39.280
I'm just saying I think he needs a shave in a haircut man

01:18:39.280 --> 01:18:46.280
I think a shave in a haircut could really up the Jason Mamoa stocks

01:18:47.280 --> 01:19:04.280
That's not his brand, baby.

01:19:04.280 --> 01:19:07.280
Everybody likes to smell their own brand, baby.

01:19:07.280 --> 01:19:08.280
Yeah.

01:19:08.280 --> 01:19:16.280
I want you toasted next time.

01:19:16.280 --> 01:19:24.280
You need the doom, then you play a soul, you're killed, you're doing 18 damage which is nothing.

01:19:24.280 --> 01:19:31.280
I'm putting up a fuckload of block and then counting down to ecstasy.

01:19:31.280 --> 01:19:40.280
Just pull aggro bait, I don't know if it's bait, but I would be so happy to play it if I had like infinite energy.

01:19:46.280 --> 01:19:55.280
I like a tidier grooming regimen on a man.

01:19:55.280 --> 01:20:01.480
Listen, nobody asked for my opinion, but that is what I'm trying to say.

01:20:01.480 --> 01:20:06.560
But maybe the straightest thing I could say is that I think if I was to choose which man

01:20:06.560 --> 01:20:11.200
I think is sexy, I would try to choose a man that's predominantly hairless.

01:20:11.200 --> 01:20:13.040
at least from like the nose down.

01:20:14.040 --> 01:20:16.840
Man, maybe from the chin down.

01:20:19.320 --> 01:20:21.080
I have to think about it though.

01:20:21.080 --> 01:20:22.360
It's kind of complicated.

01:20:27.640 --> 01:20:30.200
And I bet it changes day to day.

01:20:30.200 --> 01:20:32.600
I would also guess that it changes day to day.

01:20:33.480 --> 01:20:34.800
I bet there's days where you wake up

01:20:34.800 --> 01:20:37.000
and you're like, maybe I'm feeling like Jason Momoa today.

01:20:37.000 --> 01:20:39.640
And then there's like maybe five out of seven days

01:20:39.640 --> 01:20:42.920
wake up and you're like, ah, it's not really for me. But then like maybe something you

01:20:42.920 --> 01:20:47.160
had for dinner last night or like the kind of sleep you had affects it. I don't know.

01:20:50.360 --> 01:20:57.000
Well, I'm not duplicating my deck. So yeah, okay, well, they've downgraded Toric Toughness and

01:20:57.000 --> 01:21:00.600
upgraded Toric Toughness. So I'm feeling like that's, that's a dub.

01:21:00.600 --> 01:21:14.560
Choose an attacker skill to enchant with royally approved.

01:21:14.560 --> 01:21:20.040
So I mean, the problem is we would lose perfect fit, right, because you can only have one

01:21:20.040 --> 01:21:23.560
enchantment on, or maybe you can't even do it overwrite it.

01:21:23.560 --> 01:21:26.620
Maybe you're just stuck.

01:21:26.620 --> 01:21:28.960
So what would we want first?

01:21:28.960 --> 01:21:35.600
This first does give us two energy on the first turn for free, which is really, that's

01:21:35.600 --> 01:21:38.280
something interesting for sure.

01:21:38.280 --> 01:21:39.280
Delay?

01:21:39.280 --> 01:21:45.920
I don't want delay on turn one though, I want to draw a Toric Tofmus.

01:21:45.920 --> 01:21:46.920
Whisp already retains.

01:21:46.920 --> 01:21:54.040
Yeah, but I want to play a turn one.

01:21:54.040 --> 01:21:55.040
Or a palia?

01:21:55.040 --> 01:21:57.280
Slight of flesh early, I guess could be good too.

01:22:00.160 --> 01:22:01.780
Turn one draw sucks already.

01:22:05.280 --> 01:22:07.400
Well, then I'm putting it on anyway

01:22:07.400 --> 01:22:08.900
and then we'll just retain it.

01:22:10.560 --> 01:22:12.280
And if we draw good stuff, then we play it.

01:22:12.280 --> 01:22:13.840
We feel good about ourselves.

01:22:13.840 --> 01:22:30.960
Holy shit, look a bomb, bow, bow, bow, bow.

01:22:30.960 --> 01:22:33.600
Bag of prep crazy.

01:22:33.600 --> 01:22:36.600
I will serve as today's decider.

01:22:36.600 --> 01:22:39.720
Um, sure man.

01:22:39.720 --> 01:22:42.100
I'll add a doubt to my deck and transform,

01:22:43.140 --> 01:22:46.340
maybe we should transform pull aggro in a basic defend.

01:22:54.660 --> 01:22:57.260
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

01:22:57.260 --> 01:23:01.260
Add replay to a card in your hand, it costs one extra.

01:23:01.260 --> 01:23:03.980
Reeve, I mean, more souls is good.

01:23:03.980 --> 01:23:06.600
I hear my bone shards should be out of your tooth.

01:23:06.600 --> 01:23:09.220
Transfigure add replay to a card.

01:23:09.220 --> 01:23:30.620
I mean replay on Toric Toughness would go insane if I had the energy to play it.

01:23:30.620 --> 01:23:32.220
The thinker.

01:23:32.220 --> 01:23:38.220
The problem is I don't think you want to, you need to save block.

01:23:38.220 --> 01:23:54.820
So even though it makes your turn look like total shit, I think you just do that.

01:23:54.820 --> 01:24:01.420
And then you're going to wisp, you're going to oblivion, you're going to wisp, Joss Whedon

01:24:01.420 --> 01:24:09.220
let you draw a card. Do, do nine damage. Play a card. Do another nine damage. Pitch you

01:24:09.220 --> 01:24:13.620
with this. Okay, at least you're going to die after one turn. And us being weak doesn't

01:24:13.620 --> 01:24:17.460
matter in the slightest. It does suck because if I'd played Oblivion one early, I think

01:24:17.460 --> 01:24:25.460
you would have actually taken lethal. But alas, the stun is done. Replay costs extra.

01:24:25.460 --> 01:24:35.300
doesn't even bother me. Make saiyans cost extra. And get that shit pumping bro. And

01:24:35.300 --> 01:24:49.600
then don't play Scourge. Worst Toric Toughness in human history. I want to cry. Don't play

01:24:49.600 --> 01:25:02.300
your souls. Unless... not, pass on it. The galaxy's on Orion's belt, huge if true. If

01:25:02.300 --> 01:25:15.340
that mods, if that's not real, I want to see them, I want to see them permanent yesterday.

01:25:15.340 --> 01:25:20.340
Gain zero block. Gain zero block. Fantastic.

01:25:23.340 --> 01:25:26.340
Whatever. You're dead regardless.

01:25:32.340 --> 01:25:34.340
There's a part of me...

01:25:36.340 --> 01:25:42.340
There's a part of me that thinks the enemy losing 11 strength might keep us alive.

01:25:42.340 --> 01:25:49.220
I would certainly, I would certainly give you 100 gold for a random relic.

01:25:49.220 --> 01:25:53.380
Joss paper is actually saving my life from time to time.

01:25:53.380 --> 01:25:58.580
I'll give you 100 gold for lanthan, that's huge.

01:25:58.580 --> 01:26:02.300
You don't pay me enough to ban people who say incorrect things, okay but lucky for them,

01:26:02.300 --> 01:26:11.740
the galaxy actually was on Orion's belt, I just finished the movie.

01:26:11.740 --> 01:26:21.740
bone shards. Another slide of flesh man.

01:26:29.740 --> 01:26:38.940
Sorry. Slide of flesh. We'd rather have more doom early than slightly more. Well, it doesn't

01:26:38.940 --> 01:26:48.560
whatever matter. Give me this, then that, then this, and let's just give you some summons

01:26:48.560 --> 01:26:59.480
and then hopefully just kill you next turn would be huge. Love to have a slight of flesh

01:26:59.480 --> 01:27:06.260
out there. You gotta go all in to play it early, okay that's fine. And then a delay to give

01:27:06.260 --> 01:27:10.260
us some energy, but don't play your other wisp yet.

01:27:10.260 --> 01:27:14.660
51 damage, a little nasty with it.

01:27:14.660 --> 01:27:21.660
Definitely going to play a Toric Toughness.

01:27:21.660 --> 01:27:25.980
Transfigure kind of impossible to justify.

01:27:25.980 --> 01:27:35.940
At this present moment, admittedly, Transfigure working with a power would have been swell.

01:27:35.940 --> 01:27:46.140
you know I think think about the future man

01:27:46.140 --> 01:27:55.540
does make you stronger of course take 11 strength off yeah not really 11

01:27:55.540 --> 01:28:01.200
strength but so be it 40 damage in a debuff I ain't changed I could just

01:28:01.200 --> 01:28:11.600
fucking kill you? I'm literally chilling on this. The only thing I could think of, it

01:28:11.600 --> 01:28:20.480
might be worth taking just a little bit of damage to get a doubt out of the deck. But

01:28:20.480 --> 01:28:22.480
Then you've got to fucking die, man!

01:28:36.340 --> 01:28:38.340
Oblivion and a bunch of souls?

01:28:46.080 --> 01:28:47.080
I'm going in.

01:28:47.080 --> 01:29:03.560
don't even play the soul save the soul for the next round 33 damage but a

01:29:03.560 --> 01:29:13.000
beautiful Toric toughness not even sweating a soul a seance that dumps

01:29:13.000 --> 01:29:22.600
Once agreed.

01:29:22.600 --> 01:29:24.160
We have another soul.

01:29:24.160 --> 01:29:26.760
Fuck it, take one damage.

01:29:26.760 --> 01:29:33.200
Save the Wisp to work with Oblivion.

01:29:33.200 --> 01:29:37.120
Oblivion.

01:29:37.120 --> 01:29:41.840
And Feebling Touch goes insane.

01:29:41.840 --> 01:29:53.360
sleep so you can take that more for the future you died of doom okay okay what the fuck do

01:29:53.360 --> 01:30:01.160
you do on this turn that ass bro you play torque toughness to get more block for the

01:30:01.160 --> 01:30:17.200
future. And then try to draw the seance. I think it's too risky. In Feebling Touch,

01:30:17.200 --> 01:30:32.520
absolutely insane. Apply some doom. Apply some doom. You're just gonna let that

01:30:32.520 --> 01:30:42.360
potion sit there. I don't attack. I don't attack. I get no benefits for using a

01:30:42.360 --> 01:31:01.480
potion. Wounds? You know what? Seance a bodyguard then. We played oblivion this turn. I feel

01:31:01.480 --> 01:31:14.680
you'll find playing that. Toric, wait, what, Toric is going to cycle back to the top of

01:31:14.680 --> 01:31:26.020
our deck. Drink it if you got it. Discarding? Drinking? Not using? Exactly the same EV.

01:31:26.020 --> 01:31:34.780
Do the same EV on that, just so you know.

01:31:34.780 --> 01:31:35.860
We don't want to draw anything.

01:31:35.860 --> 01:31:38.020
We don't want to draw Toric.

01:31:38.020 --> 01:31:41.020
We apply 7 more Doom.

01:31:41.020 --> 01:31:45.340
This is a debuff.

01:31:45.340 --> 01:31:49.260
This is a debuff so it does one extra damage.

01:31:49.260 --> 01:32:05.380
And then we get Torek next turn and we feel good.

01:32:05.380 --> 01:32:06.380
And we play nothing.

01:32:06.380 --> 01:32:07.380
Wait, we haven't...

01:32:07.380 --> 01:32:10.180
Ah, we play nothing.

01:32:10.180 --> 01:32:12.460
Goopler's kind of the goat.

01:32:12.460 --> 01:32:16.860
I'll be so fucking free with you.

01:32:16.860 --> 01:32:23.660
There's two relics that I slept on that are actually awesome and I thought they sucked.

01:32:23.660 --> 01:32:25.260
One of them is the Goopler.

01:32:25.260 --> 01:32:27.140
Pale's Legion is actually insane.

01:32:27.140 --> 01:32:29.540
The other one is the Diadem.

01:32:29.540 --> 01:32:30.860
And I forget the name of the god though.

01:32:30.860 --> 01:32:33.420
It's the one with Sarah Angel.

01:32:33.420 --> 01:32:38.140
The one where if you play two cards, you take half damage.

01:32:38.140 --> 01:32:39.300
Two cards are less, I should say.

01:32:39.300 --> 01:32:40.540
You take half damage.

01:32:40.540 --> 01:32:42.540
Man, it's good.

01:32:42.540 --> 01:32:44.540
That is a classic.

01:32:44.540 --> 01:32:56.900
I did what I must to maintain order the McDonald's cashier explaining they can only lock in if

01:32:56.900 --> 01:33:08.660
they have their air pods in um okay we'll slash marker that sds 21 and then then we

01:33:08.660 --> 01:33:13.900
gotta I honestly with God as my witness source my ass but also my lived experience I think

01:33:13.900 --> 01:33:17.340
And the defect is the weakest character in Slay the Spire 2, or at least the hardest

01:33:17.340 --> 01:33:24.060
one to win with.

01:33:24.060 --> 01:33:30.500
This is so funny because Neo's bones, I'm always so excited to get two relics.

01:33:30.500 --> 01:33:35.980
And then like just imagine the situation where we get these two relics, okay?

01:33:35.980 --> 01:33:40.980
Then what we get is this relic, and then we use precise scissors to remove the curse

01:33:40.980 --> 01:33:44.480
that we got for getting the relic in the first place.

01:33:44.480 --> 01:33:46.540
So we basically just got this relic.

01:33:50.380 --> 01:33:52.140
It doesn't work.

01:33:52.140 --> 01:33:53.940
I've done it in a video.

01:33:53.940 --> 01:33:56.300
I recognize the order's wrong.

01:33:56.300 --> 01:33:59.220
I think it was like I got Neo's bones

01:33:59.220 --> 01:34:01.380
and precise scissors was one of the options.

01:34:01.380 --> 01:34:04.820
And then the first relic I got from Neo's relic

01:34:04.820 --> 01:34:06.140
gave me a curse.

01:34:06.140 --> 01:34:10.460
So then I used the precise scissors to remove the curse.

01:34:10.460 --> 01:34:13.200
that I got from the first relic.

01:34:13.200 --> 01:34:14.620
And then I was like, well, this shit didn't even

01:34:14.620 --> 01:34:16.920
have to exist, but actually, whatever.

01:34:16.920 --> 01:34:19.740
I do think Bialholster could be good.

01:34:19.740 --> 01:34:21.300
It feels like in Say This By Our Two,

01:34:21.300 --> 01:34:23.460
there's more potion synergies than Say This By Our One.

01:34:23.460 --> 01:34:26.300
That being said, let it fly.

01:34:26.300 --> 01:34:27.820
Oh, shit.

01:34:27.820 --> 01:34:33.260
OK, first, add an additional strike and defend,

01:34:33.260 --> 01:34:36.380
channel at dark and heal for two, and then transform

01:34:36.380 --> 01:34:38.500
my additional strike and defend.

01:34:40.500 --> 01:34:41.780
Glasswork momentum strike.

01:34:41.780 --> 01:34:43.940
Wait, this is kind of peak, man.

01:34:46.300 --> 01:34:48.260
And Guilty gets removed regardless.

01:34:48.260 --> 01:34:50.500
Guilty's not even that bad.

01:34:50.500 --> 01:34:51.940
Glasswork is really good.

01:34:51.940 --> 01:34:55.260
Momentum strike seems like it could be awesome early.

01:34:57.460 --> 01:34:59.860
And we start with a dark orb, which is like,

01:34:59.860 --> 01:35:03.020
I feel like we got a chance to be a little aggressive here.

01:35:03.020 --> 01:35:05.860
But the defect is like, my assessment of them

01:35:05.860 --> 01:35:12.620
that they're upgrade hungry because you the it feels bad to play a zap for one

01:35:12.620 --> 01:35:17.700
and a dual cast for one when you could just play him for zero instead

01:35:17.700 --> 01:35:29.700
Mugs.

01:35:29.700 --> 01:35:39.700
Worst thing about fucking lightning rod, worst fucking thing about lightning rod, if you

01:35:39.700 --> 01:35:45.480
play multiples, it doesn't stack multiple orbs on the same turn.

01:35:45.480 --> 01:35:47.180
It extends it.

01:35:47.180 --> 01:35:50.560
Until you end up in the situation where you're like, I thought I was gonna be generating

01:35:50.560 --> 01:35:54.380
five lightning orbits per turn, instead I'm generating a lightning orb every turn until

01:35:54.380 --> 01:35:55.380
turn 20.

01:35:55.380 --> 01:35:56.380
Who gives a fuck?

01:35:56.380 --> 01:35:58.020
I literally don't care.

01:35:58.020 --> 01:36:03.540
Literally don't care.

01:36:03.540 --> 01:36:05.660
Cheese me.

01:36:05.660 --> 01:36:09.380
Cheese to meet you, sir.

01:36:09.380 --> 01:36:10.580
Give me another glasswork.

01:36:10.580 --> 01:36:15.420
Let's go fucking nutty on this one, man.

01:36:15.420 --> 01:36:40.460
And then, literally, that sucked, but literally this stalls you for a turn.

01:36:40.460 --> 01:36:43.660
and then we presumably just nuke you next turn.

01:36:43.660 --> 01:36:45.000
Right?

01:36:45.000 --> 01:36:46.640
343, guilty spark.

01:36:46.640 --> 01:36:49.900
Exact lethal, thanks for the cheese.

01:36:49.900 --> 01:36:53.400
You'll nine damage twice, channel two glass.

01:36:53.400 --> 01:36:58.560
This is the type of car that has to cost less, man.

01:36:58.560 --> 01:37:01.000
It has to cost less on the upgrade.

01:37:01.000 --> 01:37:03.940
24 damage, two glass.

01:37:03.940 --> 01:37:05.640
It's literally good.

01:37:05.640 --> 01:37:07.200
I've never taken it, so I will take it

01:37:07.200 --> 01:37:08.360
because I've never taken it.

01:37:08.360 --> 01:37:16.960
because it has the same keyword as other cards in our deck, but it's gonna be

01:37:16.960 --> 01:37:21.640
tough to find the situation to be played to play it I should say. It's literally

01:37:21.640 --> 01:37:29.480
bludgeon. Bludgeon's bad too, I don't give a fuck. Fiendfire is the only good card,

01:37:29.480 --> 01:37:33.480
okay? That's sorry, are you paying attention? Fiendfire is the only good card in

01:37:33.480 --> 01:37:45.720
the game me when I have bag of prep and I draw seven cards on turn one and it's

01:37:45.720 --> 01:37:59.760
three strikes three defense in a fiend fire oh oh me me me me me me me I mean

01:37:59.760 --> 01:38:04.880
The capacitor glass is really good for AOE.

01:38:04.880 --> 01:38:09.760
How much do glass orbs do when they evoke?

01:38:09.760 --> 01:38:15.200
I don't know.

01:38:15.200 --> 01:38:16.760
Is it double?

01:38:16.760 --> 01:38:17.760
Double their value?

01:38:17.760 --> 01:38:18.760
2x?

01:38:18.760 --> 01:38:21.040
Okay, well then I'm not going to get more orbs.

01:38:21.040 --> 01:38:23.800
I want to evoke them and get through this real quick.

01:38:23.800 --> 01:38:26.000
Don't kill me early, please.

01:38:26.000 --> 01:38:33.280
So this is just like not what I want on turn 1.

01:38:33.280 --> 01:38:34.520
Fuck it bro.

01:38:34.520 --> 01:38:35.520
You're good?

01:38:35.520 --> 01:38:42.840
Prove it.

01:38:42.840 --> 01:38:49.160
I should seem like a very good start.

01:38:49.160 --> 01:38:50.480
Take claw you idiot.

01:38:50.480 --> 01:38:57.640
You know, I look at the claw gamers the same way that Buzz Lightyear looks at the other

01:38:57.640 --> 01:38:59.660
Buzz Lightyear's employee story too.

01:38:59.660 --> 01:39:04.720
You know when he's in the box and he's going like, let me out of here, I'm the real Buzz

01:39:04.720 --> 01:39:05.720
Lightyear.

01:39:05.720 --> 01:39:08.560
And then they zoom out and there's like infinite Buzz Lightyear's.

01:39:08.560 --> 01:39:10.320
They're like, I'm not like other gamers.

01:39:10.320 --> 01:39:11.920
I just take claw every single time.

01:39:11.920 --> 01:39:12.920
I just like claw.

01:39:12.920 --> 01:39:13.920
I don't know what it is about claw.

01:39:13.920 --> 01:39:14.920
I just like it.

01:39:14.920 --> 01:39:15.920
I'm not like other Cedars Fire players.

01:39:15.920 --> 01:39:16.920
I just really like claw.

01:39:16.920 --> 01:39:19.420
I think it's really useful to have one claw in your deck at all times.

01:39:27.120 --> 01:39:29.620
That's not to say I look upon you with disdain, by the way.

01:39:29.820 --> 01:39:32.920
It's just like you, you, you ain't the one is all I'm trying to say.

01:39:40.020 --> 01:39:44.020
One lightning rod to get the orbs, to get the glass orbs evoking a little quicker.

01:39:46.920 --> 01:39:59.280
16 damage, kinda crazy early.

01:39:59.280 --> 01:40:02.920
Now you're not wrong, genetic algorithm, kind of a different story.

01:40:02.920 --> 01:40:04.480
Now that's a fucking card.

01:40:04.480 --> 01:40:09.360
When you're a random rare, it's genetic algorithm, ooh, and then you draw it and you draw and

01:40:09.360 --> 01:40:15.560
you play it and then you play fiend fire, ooh, cause you got the, you got the prism.

01:40:15.560 --> 01:40:28.880
at some point you're gonna need block man. Every three turns draw a card. I like it a

01:40:28.880 --> 01:40:38.200
lot. Any chance any of you channel more glass? Okay that's basically one energy because I'm

01:40:38.200 --> 01:41:01.080
play that every time it shows up. I hate this fucker. Stop getting stronger, bro.

01:41:01.080 --> 01:41:18.440
play. Interesting with momentum strike but we're not building towards that. Genius

01:41:18.440 --> 01:41:22.760
pewed strikes again. I know they don't they don't be saying it anymore man. They

01:41:22.760 --> 01:41:28.600
be taking my bucket but they don't be saying genius pewed strikes again anymore.

01:41:31.080 --> 01:41:35.080
Really pissing me off when they don't be saying stuff like that.

01:41:39.080 --> 01:41:43.080
Never seen NL and West Side Unc in a room together and really makes you think,

01:41:43.080 --> 01:41:45.080
Who's West Side Unc? Is that a rapper?

01:41:49.080 --> 01:41:51.080
They sound like a cool rapper.

01:42:01.080 --> 01:42:03.080
You would love them?

01:42:03.560 --> 01:42:06.480
Are they are they an influencer? What are they?

01:42:14.040 --> 01:42:17.960
Well, you're definitely gonna be my ass, but is what it is bro, at least we kill

01:42:17.960 --> 01:42:23.840
I guess I should have attacked one that actually like would have died and then not hit us, but

01:42:24.560 --> 01:42:26.560
We all influencing every day

01:42:28.640 --> 01:42:30.640
Sad but true the man

01:42:31.080 --> 01:42:37.920
So, and chopping brew, it does exist.

01:42:37.920 --> 01:42:40.760
And the fish lord, how do we feel about fish lord here?

01:42:40.760 --> 01:42:42.600
I gotta think about, well you know what?

01:42:42.600 --> 01:42:49.800
I'm a big believer in not thinking too hard and just like going all in.

01:42:49.800 --> 01:42:52.600
That seems like the perfect series of potions for this guy.

01:42:52.600 --> 01:42:56.080
Oh my god, and we had pen nib, holy shit.

01:42:56.080 --> 01:42:59.920
Going all in to make sure that we make it through this and then like puzzling the shit

01:42:59.920 --> 01:43:18.920
out on the on floor to just reread the never met a burger I couldn't eat tweet

01:43:18.920 --> 01:43:23.840
what a certified classic can I be honest with you I don't know if I'm

01:43:23.840 --> 01:43:28.300
familiar with that tweet never met a burger I couldn't eat when I think of

01:43:28.300 --> 01:43:34.460
load-bearing tweets I think of like I have the paper towel habits of a much

01:43:34.460 --> 01:43:41.380
wealthier man that's a classic I think of yeah eat me I'll tell you one thing me

01:43:41.380 --> 01:43:46.020
and my friends would have beaten ET to death with hammers I made the clutch

01:43:46.020 --> 01:43:51.100
move of ordering us pizza at 1 a.m. that you said honey badger drinks when he

01:43:51.100 --> 01:43:55.900
wants that's that's an all-time classic and I will say and you don't have to

01:43:55.900 --> 01:44:01.540
hand it to him. But the Kanye water bottle tweet is it is a work of art in the

01:44:01.540 --> 01:44:08.140
sense that I think about it every time I'm in the situation. Whenever we're at

01:44:08.140 --> 01:44:11.500
the airport and Kate is like do you want to get some water before we get on? I'm

01:44:11.500 --> 01:44:16.620
like no because then I got a like babysit the bottle of water the whole time.

01:44:18.620 --> 01:44:23.220
Either you drink the water and then throw it in the recycling bin at the gate

01:44:23.220 --> 01:44:30.220
or you don't get the water. You wait until you get on the airplane and you give you a little cup instead.

01:44:37.220 --> 01:44:39.220
You could have had a crazy deck with the claws.

01:44:39.220 --> 01:44:42.220
Close the tab and delete your negative review of this because you say it's unbalanced.

01:44:42.220 --> 01:44:45.220
Megacrit literally intellectually mobs you.

01:44:45.220 --> 01:44:47.220
Just so you know.

01:44:47.220 --> 01:44:50.220
And by the way, listen, I'm playing Slay the Spire 2.

01:44:50.220 --> 01:44:52.380
to a major phase with new mechanics like glass orbs

01:44:52.380 --> 01:44:54.660
and you're like run back the same all for one claw build

01:44:54.660 --> 01:44:57.380
you've been playing on your phone for fucking nine years.

01:44:57.380 --> 01:44:59.460
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?

01:44:59.460 --> 01:45:01.540
Not to mention we're talking about works of art.

01:45:01.540 --> 01:45:02.860
We're talking about seminal tweets.

01:45:02.860 --> 01:45:04.340
We're not talking about the,

01:45:04.340 --> 01:45:06.260
this is in limited resources.

01:45:06.260 --> 01:45:08.420
We're not rating a five out of five card,

01:45:08.420 --> 01:45:10.000
three out of five for the pre-release

01:45:10.000 --> 01:45:13.160
to try to sell linda.com subscriptions, okay?

01:45:15.500 --> 01:45:17.060
Anyway, the point is you take nothing here

01:45:17.060 --> 01:45:18.860
because none of this is good for us.

01:45:20.220 --> 01:45:24.500
Who's this fellow?

01:45:24.500 --> 01:45:26.060
Inbued.

01:45:26.060 --> 01:45:31.660
Card is automatically played at the start of combat.

01:45:31.660 --> 01:45:35.940
If it was attacked, that'd be swell.

01:45:35.940 --> 01:45:40.740
The start of combat channel three lightning.

01:45:40.740 --> 01:45:44.900
Three lightning and a pinion, a lot of my friend.

01:45:44.900 --> 01:45:49.900
Doesn't really work.

01:45:49.900 --> 01:45:58.140
game to energy, skill with imbued, stomping on the avenue, a radio city with the...

01:45:58.140 --> 01:46:06.620
I do kind of like the concept of... well, honestly, against combat?

01:46:06.620 --> 01:46:09.820
Like against basic enemies?

01:46:09.820 --> 01:46:15.380
Starting with five block and a glass on turn one is not that bad, but starting with 11

01:46:15.380 --> 01:46:22.380
block and one dark is basically like this relic, the symbiotic virus, plus the anchor

01:46:22.380 --> 01:46:31.980
all wrapped up in one, it's kind of, I honestly think that might be swag.

01:46:31.980 --> 01:46:35.860
Now the dark orbs are going to get evoked too quick to be as useful as they could otherwise

01:46:35.860 --> 01:46:50.700
but still.

01:46:50.700 --> 01:46:53.300
That one relic was two relics, man.

01:46:53.300 --> 01:46:56.980
You fucking beat your ass, bro, and now you're gonna hit me.

01:46:56.980 --> 01:47:00.980
How fucked up is that?

01:47:00.980 --> 01:47:03.580
We probably went Apeshit on you and you're still gonna hit me.

01:47:03.580 --> 01:47:25.820
so fucked up. Fuck it, I'll do that to block a little bit of damage. And chill is literally

01:47:25.820 --> 01:47:32.620
good and we get it whipping the orbs around even faster get the glass out

01:47:32.620 --> 01:47:41.900
there real quick I mean we've got it we should seriously just go into combat

01:47:41.900 --> 01:47:49.460
immediately every single time because we can farm the cheese with this

01:47:49.460 --> 01:47:54.460
Ball lightning and a pinia cull out of my friends

01:47:54.460 --> 01:47:59.460
Stopping on the avenue of Radio City with a

01:48:00.460 --> 01:48:04.460
This one might be a little different because we want to, well we do want gloss out there

01:48:04.460 --> 01:48:08.460
We want a Pepsi bottle and a Coca Cola gloss out there

01:48:08.460 --> 01:48:10.460
One shell?

01:48:11.460 --> 01:48:15.460
I think I'd rather have a lightning orb out there next turn

01:48:15.460 --> 01:48:21.400
And don't play the chill.

01:48:21.400 --> 01:48:22.900
We really wanted more than anything else.

01:48:22.900 --> 01:48:31.220
We wanted a fuckload of glass out there, but so be it.

01:48:31.220 --> 01:48:35.860
Fuckload of glass sounds like the soundtrack to Mishima, Life in Four Parts.

01:48:35.860 --> 01:48:38.220
Yeah, I haven't seen it yet.

01:48:38.220 --> 01:48:45.020
It's next on the fucking list, okay?

01:48:45.020 --> 01:48:56.540
It's gonna happen.

01:48:56.540 --> 01:49:00.940
The cook lab.

01:49:00.940 --> 01:49:01.940
I don't believe you.

01:49:01.940 --> 01:49:10.060
It's literally gonna be the next movie.

01:49:10.060 --> 01:49:23.420
built in. One damage, you gotta be flicking me man. Where's my fucking glass? We don't

01:49:23.420 --> 01:49:35.140
draw statuses in this house. 120 minutes, that's why I gotta wait till like the right

01:49:35.140 --> 01:49:40.900
day to watch it because the Peloton rides are only 90 minutes. I mean it's by choice but it's also by

01:49:42.180 --> 01:49:49.940
the time available to myself. We should definitely evoke the Dark Orb two times and then evoke

01:49:50.580 --> 01:49:58.260
two Dark Orbs. When are you getting back to the Bazaar? I mean it's just like with no disrespect

01:49:58.260 --> 01:50:02.900
it's crazy that people keep asking us like this. No matter how many times they say it's not gonna

01:50:02.900 --> 01:50:08.780
to happen still here bears playing the bizarre you should go watch bear play

01:50:08.780 --> 01:50:18.020
the bizarre I'm gonna bet that this just kills you I'm not gonna do the math I'm

01:50:18.020 --> 01:50:23.340
just gonna bet on it I think a hotfix could be crazy

01:50:32.900 --> 01:50:45.340
you are doing 22 damage that does not bother me I can live with that

01:50:50.780 --> 01:50:58.620
you are doing 10 damage I don't care

01:51:02.900 --> 01:51:13.220
Literally not even going to do the math, surely this kills.

01:51:13.220 --> 01:51:19.800
Yep, if it doesn't we would have just used a potion anyway.

01:51:19.800 --> 01:51:23.740
Focus strike is interesting for a guy like me, but I'm just not sure it's quite good

01:51:23.740 --> 01:51:25.460
enough.

01:51:25.460 --> 01:51:31.260
Like one extra damage times every glass orb times all enemies is very interesting, but

01:51:31.260 --> 01:51:34.340
I just, I don't think it moves the needle enough, man.

01:51:36.820 --> 01:51:38.940
Focus, Strikie.

01:51:38.940 --> 01:51:41.700
Meg, you need to start leaving reviews on Letterbox,

01:51:41.700 --> 01:51:43.100
because I saw that you watched,

01:51:44.340 --> 01:51:45.780
if I had legs that kick you,

01:51:46.740 --> 01:51:50.140
perfect opportunity for me to leave a review

01:51:51.460 --> 01:51:54.500
that, or a comment on your review that just says,

01:51:54.500 --> 01:51:56.540
ASAP Rocky!

01:51:58.340 --> 01:51:59.940
But you deprived me of that.

01:52:01.260 --> 01:52:12.620
And in many ways, I'll never forgive you.

01:52:12.620 --> 01:52:17.820
That's a positive incentive to do that.

01:52:17.820 --> 01:52:19.920
Frames of Nick, are you here?

01:52:19.920 --> 01:52:23.460
Is it or is it not awesome to have me leaving comments on your reviews?

01:52:23.460 --> 01:52:27.180
Like when you left that review of Dead Ringers and I said David had Jeremy talking like

01:52:27.180 --> 01:52:29.380
Joel at the end.

01:52:29.380 --> 01:52:35.500
I mean, Jeremy Irons was going, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie.

01:52:36.700 --> 01:52:38.380
Jay, I don't know what you want me to say, though.

01:52:38.380 --> 01:52:39.700
Comments speaks for itself.

01:52:39.700 --> 01:52:42.220
David had Jeremy talking like Joel, bro.

01:52:44.100 --> 01:52:45.460
Ah, they don't get it, man.

01:52:53.500 --> 01:52:55.540
How about a crazy block?

01:52:59.380 --> 01:53:11.700
Literally worked for us.

01:53:11.700 --> 01:53:15.380
Is Dead Ringers the one where they die and come back?

01:53:15.380 --> 01:53:18.020
Spoilers, but no, not at all.

01:53:18.020 --> 01:53:22.260
So I guess no spoilers.

01:53:22.260 --> 01:53:23.260
Thankfully no.

01:53:23.260 --> 01:53:24.300
Thankfully it's not.

01:53:24.300 --> 01:53:31.300
That might be the 1993 film, My Boyfriend's Back.

01:53:31.300 --> 01:53:37.540
How did I think about it?

01:53:37.540 --> 01:53:39.540
How do we feel about elites, man?

01:53:39.540 --> 01:53:40.940
We're doing very well.

01:53:40.940 --> 01:53:45.860
We just did six combat nodes like a boss.

01:53:45.860 --> 01:53:53.540
We should probably try to fight an elite.

01:53:53.540 --> 01:53:58.580
you get 19 block on turn one because of the intimidating helmet that's so freaking crazy

01:53:59.860 --> 01:54:06.900
sure man you're gonna need the block 28 we have 25 we need one of those two of these

01:54:10.500 --> 01:54:17.220
it is a perfect glass enemy but that would require me to at some point like draw a glass

01:54:17.220 --> 01:54:24.300
25, you're doing 34, I will absolutely do this.

01:54:24.300 --> 01:54:36.380
Lock it up a little.

01:54:36.380 --> 01:54:38.180
One's dead.

01:54:38.180 --> 01:54:41.260
I don't believe I will kill two.

01:54:41.260 --> 01:54:52.100
So I think this turn is going to suck pretty bad.

01:54:52.100 --> 01:54:53.100
Oh you're fucked.

01:54:53.100 --> 01:54:55.260
Oh that was not bad.

01:54:55.260 --> 01:55:03.380
Ornamental Fan does nothing for us, but that was not bad.

01:55:03.380 --> 01:55:06.620
New secret to playing the defect just dropped.

01:55:06.620 --> 01:55:11.900
Make no cards exclusively fight enemies.

01:55:11.900 --> 01:55:13.060
Play no cards.

01:55:13.060 --> 01:55:23.100
Fuck it man, let's get those dark orbs swinging around.

01:55:23.100 --> 01:55:25.060
Go to no shop with 400 gold.

01:55:25.060 --> 01:55:26.740
The gold ain't going out of style, okay?

01:55:26.740 --> 01:55:28.740
It doesn't go bad.

01:55:28.740 --> 01:55:47.420
You're probably fucked you know, you're not gonna live okay

01:55:47.420 --> 01:56:04.060
How come in past lives the husband writes a book called Boner? How come in your life

01:56:04.060 --> 01:56:09.620
you've written a novel's worth of messages into my chat but have never published anything?

01:56:09.620 --> 01:56:16.180
You ever think about that?

01:56:16.180 --> 01:56:21.780
I love- nothing feels better than seeing a wave of cots, man.

01:56:21.780 --> 01:56:27.620
It's so- you leave that guy alone, that guy's my goat, okay?

01:56:27.620 --> 01:56:31.260
Fuck, that felt good.

01:56:31.260 --> 01:56:35.860
I'm not blue casting a wack ass dark orb like that, I'll just wait for it to single

01:56:35.860 --> 01:56:42.280
cast for nothing yeah I'm literally not gonna add a fuckload of daisies in my

01:56:42.280 --> 01:56:47.060
deck thanks for asking this guy's gonna beat my ass red for sure though this is

01:56:47.060 --> 01:56:49.260
big

01:56:49.260 --> 01:56:59.980
You're dead next turn, right?

01:56:59.980 --> 01:57:12.460
And I live, probably.

01:57:12.460 --> 01:57:16.700
I'm trying not to play attacks, but still get the kill so that I can get the benefit

01:57:16.700 --> 01:57:21.580
of pen nib early on the next fight. First time you gain block from a carnage calm at double

01:57:21.580 --> 01:57:30.580
the amount gained bro. Okay now I need a lesson on consuming shadow. Wait this is actually

01:57:30.580 --> 01:57:40.060
good because we summon a lot of glass. Evoking full power glass orbs actually might be the

01:57:40.060 --> 01:57:50.740
move. Give me a random power. It sucks. It's like it synergizes in so far as we get one

01:57:50.740 --> 01:58:03.020
lightning once. If we draw it early enough. I would very much like to draw my good power

01:58:03.020 --> 01:58:11.900
if possible. Rather have a third Dark Orb out there for sure and then don't evoke it yet.

01:58:16.860 --> 01:58:23.900
Enemy's gonna rock you. Yeah, I think I have no chance to be honest, but we'll see.

01:58:34.020 --> 01:58:36.020
There's good cards in my deck somewhere

01:58:40.940 --> 01:58:45.540
Holy shit, I didn't take damage that turn, okay dark orbs popping

01:58:48.500 --> 01:58:51.940
Keep them popping they're taking my orbs

01:58:52.820 --> 01:58:57.220
I can live with not playing more than three cards per turn, but things are getting a little rough

01:58:57.940 --> 01:58:59.940
Let's summon an orb

01:59:03.020 --> 01:59:12.020
36 damage. I have no choice but to pass away I suppose. I have 35 health.

01:59:12.020 --> 01:59:18.020
Alright, he kind of put his nuts on my head like Gene Kelly in the Broadway review.

01:59:24.020 --> 01:59:30.020
Leave him more frost. Oh my god, shut up about claw and frost. We know, bro. We played the game in 2017.

01:59:30.020 --> 01:59:34.180
We know those are good, just chill.

01:59:34.180 --> 01:59:35.180
One HP away?

01:59:35.180 --> 01:59:39.220
Well, yeah, but I didn't have to do 280 damage to him or something, so it would have taken

01:59:39.220 --> 01:59:46.700
us, I think it's a bit of a stretch to say we lost by one HP.

01:59:46.700 --> 01:59:47.700
Play a status deck?

01:59:47.700 --> 01:59:50.500
I'm starting to see why Slay this player too has so many negative reviews.

01:59:50.500 --> 01:59:54.140
Is people decide what deck they're going to play before they even see the relic and the

01:59:54.140 --> 01:59:59.740
cards that they get from the first fucking elite or the first god?

01:59:59.740 --> 02:00:01.060
You're really walking into this going,

02:00:01.060 --> 02:00:02.380
I'm gonna play a claw build?

02:00:02.380 --> 02:00:04.620
Oh, I didn't get claw, negative review?

02:00:05.900 --> 02:00:08.120
That's sad, man, it couldn't be me.

02:00:09.120 --> 02:00:11.660
You sound like the Philadelphia Flyers right now.

02:00:13.980 --> 02:00:15.620
Flyers, bros, is it over?

02:00:17.500 --> 02:00:18.860
I'm not asking if they're gonna lose,

02:00:18.860 --> 02:00:19.700
I know they're gonna lose.

02:00:19.700 --> 02:00:23.620
I'm asking, is it over, can the pain stop?

02:00:23.620 --> 02:00:46.500
Okay, give me 333 gold.

02:00:46.500 --> 02:00:51.420
Sixers are next to lose.

02:00:51.420 --> 02:00:54.940
you know what i realize and uh... apologize drank man if you're in the

02:00:54.940 --> 02:00:56.700
chat

02:00:56.700 --> 02:01:00.060
half of the people who talk hockey are just talking hockey so that they can

02:01:00.060 --> 02:01:02.660
talk basketball is starting to piss me off

02:01:02.660 --> 02:01:05.500
we're talking about hockey we're talking about the flyers nobody said shit about

02:01:05.500 --> 02:01:08.460
joel mbd

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i saw a drunk man was in the palette on discord asking questions about hockey

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as soon as i would answer the the hockey question they would say damn that sounds

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kind of like the new york nicks and i'm like i don't know that i i i i i can't

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meet you there

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Because I don't know anything about the New York mix except Patrick Ewing circa 1994.

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I just simply don't know.

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I hate to get three defensive cards on the first reward man.

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Give me a frost.

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Did you have a Bill Simmons era?

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Thankfully no, I think it's more of a,

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I mean I was aware of like Bill Simmons

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and Chuck Klosserman and stuff like that,

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But I think they were for mostly for fellas that were a little bit older than me.

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They're more of like an elder millennial, Gen X sort of.

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Not bad. I forgot how the game works though.

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Okay, bro, I'm a believer.

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a moderate shot era.

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We talking HBO real sports here?

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Bill at least likes the NBA.

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I'm not gonna get sucked into a debate on Bill Simmons

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because I don't know anything about him.

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I will say that I think for the good of society, we have to start treating anybody that advertises

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like genuine gambling as an op.

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It has to be done.

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Except that one stream that Dan did.

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I'll give him a pass because he's a personal friend, but don't do it again.

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But otherwise, as a heuristic, we have to start treating anybody that advertises gambling

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as an op.

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We need Orbs whipping around faster.

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Eternal, eternal.

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Bag of Prep is crazy.

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Enchant up to three attacks with sharp three.

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Okay.

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sharp just to have this on refract is at least something and then we can take

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more multi hit cards then probably simmer because we have one more shop

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coming up anyway. What do you even do? Apply afflictions on my cards so I can only play

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play one skill per turn.

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Rude ass.

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Two glass.

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No glass.

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Two glass.

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Thirty six damage.

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Two glass.

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Fuck it bro.

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If he dies.

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Oh the glass does four.

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I thought the glass only did three.

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Fuck it bro.

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If he dies.

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Oh the glass does four.

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I thought the glass only did three.

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us four I thought the glass only did three oh I love this game I'm 80 years

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old who's this guy on my picture box flip the channel uncle 24-hour news is

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statistically I mean if you're watching me on your TV you're probably on like

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channel 9000 so 24-hour news is definitely that way press the down

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channel button on your on your remote that'll get you to 24-hour news

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heartbreaking by the way my parents have a digital cable went over to my parents

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house this weekend turned on the TV digital cable was like the ninth box

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over found out my mom and dad have been watching the free channels on Samsung TV

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plus for like two months. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You got you got real TV. You don't have to go to the

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15,000 free channels on Samsung TV plus. So I went to the home screen and I dragged

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HDMI one all the way to the left.

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It's like, you don't have to watch the CBC news network on Samsung TV Plus.

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You can watch the real CBC.

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You can watch Murdoch Mysteries.

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I literally have no idea what this deck is going to do.

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If you like ads, on the CBC it ain't so bad cause all the ads are for other shit on the

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CBC anyway.

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Okay, this is it, we're gonna learn this.

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What is the order?

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Tell me the order.

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Three, four, one, two.

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Thank you so much.

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Cause there's a different one.

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It's actually four, one, three, two.

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What a fucking wicked game we play or some shit.

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You're already dead.

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You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye.

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Okay, wait, we're mogging them?

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Order was all fucked up there, my bad, y'all.

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No, wait, we still suffer no losses.

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Huge.

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God, I hate seeing claw now.

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I'm not taking any claws out of fucking disrespect.

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We don't quote Nicki Minaj anymore.

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I won't quote her, but I will.

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When Chan engagement is low, I'm not above doing that.

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What is that?

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I'm not 100% sure.

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To be honest with you, I'm not 100% sure.

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Shuriken is pissing me off because it's so perfect for a fucking claw build.

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Maybe we are going to somehow pivot this to the claw.

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No, literally, pivoting builds is fake. Pivoting builds is not real.

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You build your entire run based off of like your first two card rewards and never, if

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you ever, if every relic points in like a different direction you go, ah it's too late,

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it's too late for me to do that.

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I would have loved if I'd known that that was coming, I would have, I would have changed

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up my whole fucking flow, but obviously it's way too late for me to pivot my strategy here.

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you for not drawing refract there wait we're kind of going sicko mode bro the

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venerable t-set to focus this turn for each unique orb fuck it bro let's give

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it a try that seems like yet again something else that's good with glass

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it also seems like everything is good with glass yeah I'm not gonna be

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upgrading two strikes sorry to say. I didn't cut the one with sharp right? Not

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really that bad but kind of not the not the optimum decision.

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You're fucked, lad.

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Could I have just killed you? Be for real with me. Could I have just killed them? Who

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are we going up against? This is the one time when it would be so fucking good to go up

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against the van-tum, by the way. You couldn't have so don't worry about it, okay? Huge.

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Huge. And now, my God, they want me to fucking, they want me to fucking build claw, man.

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They want me to build a claw.

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A pharaoh with claw would have gone crazy.

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Yeah, but what about a fecal with raw?

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You ever think about that?

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Mix up the letters, changes the meaning.

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Quite considerably.

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Real, yeah, wouldn't be as, if you mix up the letters, it wouldn't be as good, right?

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makes you think maybe it wasn't that good to begin with what you said

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somehow i doubt that

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question was is this your handwriting

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type shit

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i had a spoonerism phase in high school i know your ass has the arrogant worms

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one of your top artists on Spotify rapped. Don't lie to me Walt. I know you know more

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digits of pie than anyone else in your friend circle. I'm not dying this time.

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Horrible decision on your part to not be intangible bro.

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Does this kill you?

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Let's see.

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Channels so it does 30 and then it would channel two of these.

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It would evoke this.

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This would evoke for 5 which means we don't die to Becken.

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It does HP, Beckham does HP.

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Beckham does HP, it doesn't do damage, it does damage.

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It does HP removal, it goes through block.

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That run had potential, too.

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Super crucible!

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Finally, we can play the fucking game!

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I'll take a 50-50 to not lose eight.

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OH!

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Fucking yes, yes!

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Shipping the bottle.

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5,000 hours by the way.

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I literally played this game because I make mistakes.

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If it was, uh, if I played this game perfectly I would stop playing.

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I'd probably be playing some stupid shit right now.

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I'd probably be playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Going like what's the optimum trait to put on my builder dwarf some shit like I've never I don't really know what happens in

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Dwarf Fortress to be honest with you

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Worst power in the game

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Hmm destroyed

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Yeah, I think I would. I think I would take an upgraded Tempest. It's basically Zap already,

02:13:58.800 --> 02:14:01.980
which is the best card in the game. Oh, if you have Frost, deal 6 damage to enemies.

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Why the fuck did I take White Noise, bro? None of the powers do anything.

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lightning math motherfucker it's like twa- yeah it gets there it gets there

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and we don't really have a reason not to take a claw to be honest with you in

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this situation we don't really have a reason not to oh they would have been

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really nice to afford that

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Fuck it, bro. We ball

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Storm I don't respect it

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Do like pendulum

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That's not a surprise, but you know what that's actually good because it means we're gonna treasure out of our treasure chest

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Charge batteries slept on I literally

02:15:03.040 --> 02:15:07.920
I'm doing defect a 20 on my phone on the bike rides right now. I literally take

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15 of them on every single build.

02:15:16.360 --> 02:15:23.520
Mattresses slept on? Hmm not in Japan.

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They sleep on the tatami I believe.

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For some reason I- Motherfucker.

02:15:38.820 --> 02:15:45.440
I'm pretty sure if I did dual cast first, we end up not taking damage there.

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Maybe playing a little quick.

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Ooh, two claws.

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He's an upgrade beamen, man.

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Worst relic?

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Yeah, I mean, bronze scales is pretty bad.

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This is where someone in chat is gonna come up with an edge case.

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Oh yeah, really? What about on my barricade build where I have 999 block on every single turn?

02:16:33.140 --> 02:16:34.340
Bet you didn't think of that shit.

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Or against the B guy?

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Okay, actually, that guy is kind of a pain in the ass.

02:16:42.040 --> 02:16:43.440
He might be onto something there.

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Hogged.

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At some point we might have to take a fight through, but that point is not now.

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Me when I hate free damage every turn?

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It's not an apples to apples comparison.

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You have to evaluate it against other relics.

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Opportunity costs exist.

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The Elguiga back me up here.

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Well, that was so much worse than I thought it would be.

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reason I thought for sure one of them was going to die huge huge free yeti yeti has

02:17:38.540 --> 02:17:41.740
to stop getting banned at the start of every stream because I've had the whole

02:17:41.740 --> 02:17:48.400
stream ends up being dominated by yeti not being able to chat get banned like a

02:17:48.400 --> 02:17:51.880
half way through or like closer to the end or something stop getting banned at

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the damn start

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you know what man fasted me

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Fasten and then upgrade instead of resting.

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We can make this happen.

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They posted ASCII.

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Okay, now it's starting to piss me off.

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This will be like the fourth time I've unbanned them for posting ASCII.

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So now, I've been a big proponent of the idea that you shouldn't get banned for posting

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ASCII art because it is funny.

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That being said, doing it every stream now, just because I've said that, is now that's

02:18:45.000 --> 02:18:46.320
being very flippant.

02:18:46.320 --> 02:18:51.720
That's not the spirit of why I said it in the first place.

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They are abusing the bubble shield.

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That's a perfect way to describe it.

02:18:57.280 --> 02:18:59.200
I feel like the bubble shield is getting abused.

02:18:59.200 --> 02:19:03.200
Oh my god, give me Voltaic. Oh, give me Voltaic.

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They keep popping holy cards. Holy cow, Isaac mentioned.

02:19:17.200 --> 02:19:20.200
There's like an Origin Angel stream in here.

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Am I right Origin? I don't know, actually, yesterday I saw you were playing

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and trees hate me or something like that.

02:19:29.160 --> 02:19:32.660
Cat Mario 64, it looked like fun.

02:19:34.760 --> 02:19:38.960
I know that this sounds like an insult,

02:19:38.960 --> 02:19:41.200
but it looked like such a day in game.

02:19:41.200 --> 02:19:44.200
I think Dan would have a great time streaming it as well.

02:19:48.360 --> 02:19:51.320
I mean, creative AI can be kind of crazy.

02:19:51.320 --> 02:19:54.040
The thing is, it doesn't fit our zero cost build,

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But at the same time, it costing three isn't that bad

02:19:57.200 --> 02:20:01.080
because a lot of our most important cards also cost zero.

02:20:08.760 --> 02:20:11.000
Sell me on this, man.

02:20:12.800 --> 02:20:14.640
Sell me on the golden compass.

02:20:17.960 --> 02:20:19.560
It gives you two chests.

02:20:19.560 --> 02:20:21.360
That's huge, I had no idea.

02:20:21.360 --> 02:20:27.220
So it basically gives you a random relic and then the path has three campfires and like

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two elites or something.

02:20:29.120 --> 02:20:31.980
Two chests, three campfires.

02:20:31.980 --> 02:20:37.860
Upgrade four cards would be a one.

02:20:37.860 --> 02:20:40.040
We don't need to upgrade four cards.

02:20:40.040 --> 02:20:44.140
We only have like two cards that I even care to upgrade right now.

02:20:44.140 --> 02:20:50.340
Sure, sure, let's do it, man.

02:20:50.340 --> 02:20:54.100
four is like four campfires yeah if you really want to like it to upgrade a strike

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which i freaking don't

02:21:07.540 --> 02:21:09.540
oh shit i do have juicy bracelet too

02:21:11.140 --> 02:21:12.260
he raised a good point

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i don't want consuming shadow man

02:21:20.340 --> 02:21:38.460
Please, please, please, please, yes!

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You know what?

02:21:39.460 --> 02:21:40.540
Perfect timing.

02:21:40.540 --> 02:21:47.100
Perfect timing.

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realistically

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200 gold to hold it. It's not like I'm using my potions anyway most of the time

02:22:00.140 --> 02:22:03.720
It's an insult for a beast like me to not be able to get in that block here, but

02:22:12.700 --> 02:22:15.580
Well, it's a good thing we got these campfires because we will be resting

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2 orb slots, not even sure that's any good.

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You have to pay the iron press, you have to die.

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Are you gonna die?

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Unknown as of present.

02:22:33.960 --> 02:22:37.480
Impossible as of present.

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I agreed with the comment, I said drawing really bad, and then on the next turn we drew

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even worse.

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So maybe my last turn was that.

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I'm just drawing the cards that I took

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You still on the triple shower a day see the thing is I would answer that but I saw you ask it

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yesterday

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And the fact that you're like asking once I can forgive asking twice indicates like an amount of curiosity

02:23:11.320 --> 02:23:14.800
Curiosity that is beyond the norm and as a result. I don't feel like it's

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I don't feel like a behooves me to respond to be honest with you

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But I'm curious now, okay, that's good to be curious is to be human

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Now go

02:23:37.900 --> 02:23:42.900
Go cure cancer. Now that you're curious, go cure cancer. Get the hell out of my chat.

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This is big.

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I had extra energy.

02:23:57.900 --> 02:23:58.900
Smoke stack.

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This is gonna fuck you up, man.

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Do you see DIP Daniel knows?

02:24:14.420 --> 02:24:19.220
You're supposed to ask twice max, once to check if he ignored it and a second time in

02:24:19.220 --> 02:24:21.020
case he didn't look the first time.

02:24:21.020 --> 02:24:22.540
That's exactly right.

02:24:22.540 --> 02:24:27.060
It's 100% correct.

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Asking three times, is JUSFLN in chat?

02:24:30.300 --> 02:24:33.980
I don't know if that's the way your name's pronounced, but there's like a serious lack

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of vowels.

02:24:34.980 --> 02:24:35.980
Are they in the chat?

02:24:35.980 --> 02:24:41.980
When you ask too many times, you kind of get a reputation for being an asker, and I don't think that's a good thing.

02:24:49.980 --> 02:24:51.980
Two is okay.

02:24:55.980 --> 02:24:59.980
Wait, Farrell, we're reconstructing the lost builds from base principles?

02:25:05.980 --> 02:25:15.680
What's our next combat our next combat is an elite bro. I would love to upgrade my starting hand for 50 gold

02:25:24.260 --> 02:25:26.580
So this is the same thing you know what?

02:25:27.500 --> 02:25:32.220
At this point I fucking would give you juzu bracelet juzu bracelet has been incredible for us

02:25:32.220 --> 02:25:35.380
I appreciate what it's done now. We get out while the good ones good

02:25:35.980 --> 02:25:53.500
Oh, wow.

02:25:53.500 --> 02:26:00.580
Mirror claw kind of pisses me off.

02:26:00.580 --> 02:26:01.580
Mirror clumsy.

02:26:01.580 --> 02:26:10.720
mirror clumsy that's a that's a bold-ass play. 220, I dude looking Regal Pillow

02:26:10.720 --> 02:26:17.960
might hit the spot. Upgrade two skills. Almost certainly gonna hit at

02:26:17.960 --> 02:26:31.520
least one defend maybe two. Duplicated fast and maybe give us time for a

02:26:31.520 --> 02:26:39.680
our claws to actually get stronger. And then the best part is we immediately get a chance

02:26:39.680 --> 02:26:55.120
to see if it's good or sucks. Please just take the best defect card man. I hesitate

02:26:55.120 --> 02:26:59.200
before I say this because you're a subscriber. Twitch viewers who only watch one game are

02:26:59.200 --> 02:27:03.240
so annoying. Why aren't you watching the streamer play this game that you always

02:27:03.240 --> 02:27:05.840
watch play this game? Why did you pivot from watching them play this game to

02:27:05.840 --> 02:27:09.280
watching me play this game so you could type the shit in my chat that you want

02:27:09.280 --> 02:27:16.560
to type in their chat? Go to their chat and reference the video I say about the

02:27:16.560 --> 02:27:22.480
tier list. They're not a sub anyway. I don't have a... listen, I don't have a

02:27:22.480 --> 02:27:27.120
problem with them. They ain't heavy man, that's my brother, okay? We don't talk

02:27:27.120 --> 02:27:38.400
Talk about that shit in here, in here we talk about different stuff, tip color, tip texture,

02:27:38.400 --> 02:27:44.080
one of the most annoying things I think ever, I've been getting gaslit a lot, thank you

02:27:44.080 --> 02:27:49.200
by the way yesterday for having my fucking back, when I said Corey do you think you get

02:27:49.200 --> 02:27:56.080
Miranda July and Kristen Shaw when you're in the placebo group for the substance?

02:27:56.080 --> 02:27:57.800
And then he said, they don't really look alike.

02:27:57.800 --> 02:27:59.440
He literally, I don't know why, I don't know why.

02:27:59.440 --> 02:28:01.000
I thought we were friends.

02:28:01.000 --> 02:28:02.720
I honestly thought he might be my best friend

02:28:02.720 --> 02:28:03.800
in the entire world.

02:28:03.800 --> 02:28:06.240
And then he, just for no reason, he's going out here

02:28:06.240 --> 02:28:08.480
and saying Miranda, July, and Kristen Shull don't look alike.

02:28:08.480 --> 02:28:10.320
Like, just, just, just, I don't know,

02:28:10.320 --> 02:28:11.800
just the ego check me or something.

02:28:11.800 --> 02:28:14.200
I can't imagine what other reason there would be.

02:28:14.200 --> 02:28:18.840
Then you said, then you said, everybody in chat,

02:28:18.840 --> 02:28:21.640
you said they actually do look alike,

02:28:21.640 --> 02:28:23.800
which I greatly appreciated.

02:28:23.800 --> 02:28:29.880
But one of the other things that I said that pisses me off and you guys gaslit me, I said

02:28:29.880 --> 02:28:33.600
the tip of your cock is made of something different than anything else on your body.

02:28:33.600 --> 02:28:36.920
There is no other part of your body that is made out of the same shit that they made the

02:28:36.920 --> 02:28:38.400
tip out of your dick out of.

02:28:38.400 --> 02:28:39.640
And you said your lips.

02:28:39.640 --> 02:28:41.040
No bro, it's not.

02:28:41.040 --> 02:28:46.040
The lips are not made of the same thing as the tip of your penis.

02:28:46.040 --> 02:28:50.360
They're both made out of different shit than the most of you, but they're not made out

02:28:50.360 --> 02:28:52.000
out of the same shit as each other.

02:28:59.800 --> 02:29:01.480
If your lips were made out of that shit,

02:29:01.480 --> 02:29:04.200
it would be like kissing a fucking statue or something,

02:29:04.200 --> 02:29:05.040
okay?

02:29:07.320 --> 02:29:10.640
And if the tip of your cock was made out of the same shit

02:29:10.640 --> 02:29:12.320
as your lips, I don't even know if you'd be able

02:29:12.320 --> 02:29:13.200
to work with it.

02:29:15.880 --> 02:29:19.360
There's some kind of, like with a tree,

02:29:19.360 --> 02:29:24.520
You know, there's branches and leaves and roots and bark.

02:29:24.520 --> 02:29:26.560
I think it's the same way for us.

02:29:26.560 --> 02:29:30.680
And honestly, I think that's bark.

02:29:30.680 --> 02:29:32.680
And the branches would probably be like our bones.

02:29:32.680 --> 02:29:36.240
And the leaves would obviously be like maybe hair or skin

02:29:36.240 --> 02:29:37.160
or something like that.

02:29:41.160 --> 02:29:43.720
I haven't really, the metaphor I haven't really thought about

02:29:43.720 --> 02:29:44.800
in that far yet.

02:29:49.360 --> 02:30:02.880
Anyway, it's not like agreeing or disagreeing with me that pisses me off, it's when you

02:30:02.880 --> 02:30:08.160
misrepresent objective truth in order to try to ego check me, that's what fucking pisses

02:30:08.160 --> 02:30:09.160
me off.

02:30:09.160 --> 02:30:16.880
Because you're denying fundamental, objective realities of the universe, just to get a pithy

02:30:16.880 --> 02:30:38.400
little own. It speaks poorly about the balance of your spirit. Give me two of these. Didn't

02:30:38.400 --> 02:30:45.880
you recently realize you don't know whether or not you're circumcised? Yes. And now we're

02:30:45.880 --> 02:30:52.100
going to act like curiosity is a bad thing? I'm obviously circumcised. I'm just not sure

02:30:52.100 --> 02:30:57.420
if I got, because I don't have the turtleneck. But I don't know if I have the same method

02:30:57.420 --> 02:31:03.700
of circumcision that all the other circumcised fellows have, because the way people are talking

02:31:03.700 --> 02:31:09.740
about it is like, I can't quite relate to it. But it must be the same, because I've

02:31:09.740 --> 02:31:13.700
never seen one and been like, what's going on with that? So it must be, it must be the

02:31:13.700 --> 02:31:29.300
the same. They left the collar on? Yeah, it's like they, you know, on a fucking like a,

02:31:29.300 --> 02:31:33.660
on a Patagonia quarter zip, you can wear it up. I ain't wearing it up. I'm not David

02:31:33.660 --> 02:31:38.220
death mansion in dune par one if they folded it down they folded it down to

02:31:38.220 --> 02:31:41.420
go like business casual

02:31:44.500 --> 02:31:48.860
now I'm not playing a claw on you bro

02:31:51.780 --> 02:31:57.300
did they roll up the sleeves I don't even know how to reply to that I don't

02:31:57.300 --> 02:32:00.900
know what that I don't know what that would mean

02:32:03.660 --> 02:32:07.660
Roll up the sleeves.

02:32:11.660 --> 02:32:15.660
Can I say something?

02:32:15.660 --> 02:32:19.660
The damn bronze scales are going fucking crazy on this one.

02:32:19.660 --> 02:32:23.660
That was awesome.

02:32:23.660 --> 02:32:27.660
The bronze scales were really good on that guy.

02:32:27.660 --> 02:32:31.660
I don't think we need another charge battery.

02:32:31.660 --> 02:32:33.260
We need another charge battery.

02:32:33.260 --> 02:32:34.640
20 cards already.

02:32:34.640 --> 02:32:37.140
Dex getting a little too fat, to be honest with you.

02:32:39.780 --> 02:32:41.540
Top tier relic, let's not go crazy.

02:32:41.540 --> 02:32:44.820
It's like, can we have a serious conversation?

02:32:44.820 --> 02:32:47.620
Purity is not a rare.

02:32:47.620 --> 02:32:48.940
I don't even think it's a rare in this game,

02:32:48.940 --> 02:32:51.700
but it's a rare in Slave of the Spire 1.

02:32:51.700 --> 02:32:53.500
They were fucking, they were lying to us

02:32:53.500 --> 02:32:54.860
when they said purity is a rare.

02:32:54.860 --> 02:32:57.780
I'm not paying rare prices for purity, okay?

02:32:57.780 --> 02:33:00.500
Zero cost, exhaust, three cards from the deck, exhaust.

02:33:00.500 --> 02:33:01.900
That's not gonna happen, okay?

02:33:01.900 --> 02:33:03.860
If you give it to me for free,

02:33:03.860 --> 02:33:05.460
I might consider not skipping it.

02:33:05.460 --> 02:33:09.180
But I'm not gonna, there's no shot.

02:33:09.180 --> 02:33:11.140
There's no shot.

02:33:11.140 --> 02:33:13.140
I'm paying uncommon prices,

02:33:13.140 --> 02:33:15.020
colorless in the shop for it.

02:33:16.940 --> 02:33:18.260
Can I get a hell, yeah?

02:33:23.100 --> 02:33:24.600
No.

02:33:24.600 --> 02:33:25.480
I really thought,

02:33:26.980 --> 02:33:28.620
I really thought I would just get the hell

02:33:28.620 --> 02:33:34.420
no matter what to be honest with you we need a bolt take in this deck and then

02:33:34.420 --> 02:33:39.060
we're in a really good spot it wasn't a rare it was always on common whatever

02:33:39.060 --> 02:33:45.060
you know it's on common these days not looking at your phone as much as the

02:33:45.060 --> 02:33:47.980
average person

02:33:47.980 --> 02:34:05.280
All right, that was kind of swag it's gonna sting a bit though and common courtesy can

02:34:05.280 --> 02:34:12.480
I say something this this might give me in trouble do you ever think that let me think

02:34:12.480 --> 02:34:18.480
Think about the way that I want to describe this, because I don't want it to be unambiguous.

02:34:18.480 --> 02:34:24.600
Nah, they ain't ready for that one yet.

02:34:24.600 --> 02:34:28.000
It's not about the tip of my penis.

02:34:28.000 --> 02:34:38.080
It's a glib that you would even suggest that, quite frankly.

02:34:38.080 --> 02:34:52.760
a coward? I don't think I can. I don't think I can. Because you guys got so mad, not mad,

02:34:52.760 --> 02:35:00.840
but you took issue when Kate said, why are there so many guys who are horny that are

02:35:00.840 --> 02:35:04.440
like pussy, pussy, pussy, but there's so few women that are like dick, dick, dick, dick.

02:35:04.440 --> 02:35:07.240
And I said, well, obviously it just speaks to the fact that pussy must be better than

02:35:07.240 --> 02:35:13.560
dick. Everyone in chat was like, how would you know? And I was like, well, okay. Fair.

02:35:13.560 --> 02:35:22.000
You kind of, you kind of go to that one. At the same time, like it's obvious. You just

02:35:22.000 --> 02:35:28.760
like Sherlock Holmes. It's you, you, you use deductive reasoning. By the way, I'm going

02:35:28.760 --> 02:35:36.280
it on on rocket because I need to not get hit for 50 next turn in my opinion

02:35:46.760 --> 02:35:50.480
oh shit eat dirt bro

02:35:50.480 --> 02:35:57.480
Barrel's kind of crazy.

02:36:10.920 --> 02:36:13.840
105 HP.

02:36:13.840 --> 02:36:16.840
We don't need another creative AI, that's just greedy.

02:36:20.480 --> 02:36:26.960
I love what he did on Blurred Lines.

02:36:26.960 --> 02:36:30.040
Okay, we'll give this a shot.

02:36:30.040 --> 02:36:35.800
Um, guy who really loves Blurred Lines but knows that Robin Thicke has been cancelled,

02:36:35.800 --> 02:36:43.120
so only listens to the Pharrell parts.

02:36:43.120 --> 02:36:45.120
Blurred Lines minus Robin Thicke.

02:36:45.120 --> 02:36:47.120
Just Blurred Lines instrumental.

02:36:47.120 --> 02:37:01.360
and the hey hey hey hey three two blurred lines

02:37:04.680 --> 02:37:16.040
blurred lines hey it's pretty good I think it's pretty good

02:37:17.120 --> 02:37:24.600
Wait, this could be peak.

02:37:24.600 --> 02:37:29.560
I might skip this one though, man.

02:37:29.560 --> 02:37:34.480
Why are you playing so fast?

02:37:34.480 --> 02:37:42.480
Listen buddy, it insists upon itself.

02:37:42.480 --> 02:37:44.800
Burrell kind of bad too.

02:37:44.800 --> 02:37:50.840
It keeps doing the Minions soundtracks, I don't really know what else he's in for but

02:37:50.840 --> 02:38:07.760
he seemed very confident so I'm not gonna fucking take issue with that I suppose.

02:38:07.760 --> 02:38:13.960
Some of the Minions songs go crazy, it's so insane that, that Happy is from the Minions

02:38:13.960 --> 02:38:16.200
It's from Despicable Me 2 or whatever.

02:38:16.200 --> 02:38:17.400
Like it's so...

02:38:17.400 --> 02:38:23.440
But really Despicable Me 2 sounds like more of a something that Robin Pick might be interested

02:38:23.440 --> 02:38:24.440
in.

02:38:24.440 --> 02:38:35.840
Can I get a hell, yeah?

02:38:35.840 --> 02:38:36.840
We got him.

02:38:36.840 --> 02:38:41.800
Obviously, he takes scrape on that one.

02:38:41.800 --> 02:38:45.000
Do we have a benefit from fighting, or would we rather hit question marks?

02:38:45.000 --> 02:38:46.400
We don't have Jouzou bracelet, bro.

02:38:46.400 --> 02:38:47.400
Let's fight.

02:38:47.400 --> 02:38:48.400
This is a guaranteed one.

02:38:48.400 --> 02:38:51.440
We might as well just, whoa, fuck, sorry, brother.

02:38:51.440 --> 02:38:53.600
Sure, man, why not?

02:38:53.600 --> 02:38:55.000
Who even fighting?

02:38:55.000 --> 02:38:57.800
Pest subject.

02:38:57.800 --> 02:39:06.360
Well, I do want, like, boltaic in the deck.

02:39:06.360 --> 02:39:08.200
I suppose I'll settle for...

02:39:08.200 --> 02:39:22.980
I got a double buffer.

02:39:22.980 --> 02:39:26.980
Fuck this, bro.

02:39:26.980 --> 02:39:27.980
This guy is cringe.

02:39:27.980 --> 02:39:32.720
Are you talking about me or the Slam to Berzerker?

02:39:32.720 --> 02:39:38.240
Both could be worse could just be me

02:39:40.480 --> 02:39:42.480
It'll be worse

02:39:48.120 --> 02:39:52.200
What the fuck powers have I played man, I don't know where I am

02:39:56.400 --> 02:40:00.240
One things for sure though this guy's gonna piss me off probably need to get

02:40:00.240 --> 02:40:06.560
shitload of fuck. Probably play one slime.

02:40:10.240 --> 02:40:15.320
You come back to me? No, you're not Peg.

02:40:18.080 --> 02:40:24.320
Damn, we got a lot of slimes in there. We need to get to our other fasts, man.

02:40:24.320 --> 02:40:30.240
It's just a regular ass enemy?

02:40:30.240 --> 02:40:46.520
He's severely pissing me to fuck off for sure.

02:40:46.520 --> 02:40:48.360
How's this guy not in a lead in the statue?

02:40:48.360 --> 02:40:49.440
Okay, pump the brakes.

02:40:49.440 --> 02:40:56.760
The statue is in Act 1.

02:40:56.760 --> 02:40:57.760
It's gotta be.

02:40:57.760 --> 02:40:59.640
Echo Forms literally just more fun.

02:40:59.640 --> 02:41:02.640
We pass.

02:41:02.640 --> 02:41:16.760
Okay, a fellow's gotta know when to rest.

02:41:16.760 --> 02:41:18.840
Pharaoh plus to remove from the deck.

02:41:18.840 --> 02:41:21.340
Strike is removed from the deck greatest day of my life

02:41:27.420 --> 02:41:34.120
Put the word out I want them to know that we're back so what they say on the on the wire

02:41:39.860 --> 02:41:44.580
They say some shit like that I've seen the we back up that's right put the word out

02:41:44.580 --> 02:41:54.100
Just watch the show. I'll watch the movie. Just don't know, Fast and Confero costs one.

02:41:54.100 --> 02:41:58.820
I think you pass, man. I think you pass. 18 damage doesn't mean that much.

02:41:58.820 --> 02:42:12.740
That felt good, though. Damn, potion belts! No combat, huge.

02:42:12.740 --> 02:42:18.400
I'll pay 72 gold to divine three times. I don't want to curse at this stage in my life

02:42:18.400 --> 02:42:24.900
And we say fuck a relic man because I mean we're not even gonna be able to you have to spend all three just to get it

02:42:25.620 --> 02:42:29.340
The hell is aerobic acid man. I don't think I've ever seen this shit

02:42:29.340 --> 02:42:35.740
This looks like the rarest potion in Diablo 2. What did that when this motherfucker drops in Diablo 2? What does it do?

02:42:37.900 --> 02:42:41.980
Because I'm like it's it's like a thin file of golden shit

02:42:42.740 --> 02:42:55.660
It gives you infinite stamina, holy shit, it does look like a used condom.

02:42:55.660 --> 02:43:01.900
That's a magnum right there.

02:43:01.900 --> 02:43:13.640
I would like to enchant a power with draw two and then your cooked lad, stable semen.

02:43:13.640 --> 02:43:20.680
We'd probably rather have that than 15 extra damage to be honest with you.

02:43:20.680 --> 02:43:31.140
I would say the more power is the merrier too.

02:43:31.140 --> 02:43:39.700
So the gold, it turns out that gold does go bad.

02:43:39.700 --> 02:43:41.200
What do you got for me?

02:43:41.200 --> 02:43:44.840
Fucking smoke stack, okay.

02:43:44.840 --> 02:43:55.480
So you could have just told me to fuck myself and save me the heartache.

02:43:55.480 --> 02:43:56.480
You know what?

02:43:56.480 --> 02:43:59.920
I'd really like to play the less skills the merrier, but it is what it is man

02:44:04.240 --> 02:44:09.760
You literally have to play fasten and then draw one defend

02:44:13.600 --> 02:44:15.600
28 fucking damage

02:44:21.840 --> 02:44:24.640
Sorry every defend is worth like 12 defense

02:44:26.480 --> 02:44:37.480
chill chill bro this is the only one that's even hard we don't even need to

02:44:37.480 --> 02:44:40.400
worry after this we don't need to worry about anything else first time you

02:44:40.400 --> 02:44:46.080
draw a status each motherfucking turn you're gonna make me throw the fuck up

02:44:46.080 --> 02:44:59.840
too bad for you I drew I drew a defense I've ruined your life by drawing a single

02:44:59.840 --> 02:45:04.960
defend how does that make you fucking feel? Idiot.

02:45:07.600 --> 02:45:11.600
Oh shit oh we got to defend

02:45:18.800 --> 02:45:24.840
still kind of nasty you know what we need to have a turn where we retain

02:45:24.840 --> 02:45:47.480
defense. Play this, retain all your shit. We literally live. Okay, so not not the

02:45:47.480 --> 02:45:58.160
greatest turn of all time. Those claws are gonna be crazy one day though. We're

02:45:58.160 --> 02:46:01.220
drawing so many defense, don't play scrape because it will just draw through

02:46:01.220 --> 02:46:03.220
them.

02:46:05.760 --> 02:46:09.260
Put the word out.

02:46:11.480 --> 02:46:15.980
As we retain for too many turns.

02:46:17.480 --> 02:46:27.480
That was satisfying though.

02:46:27.480 --> 02:46:36.720
Um, well, 5 or 16, that's not enough to keep us alive.

02:46:36.720 --> 02:46:51.280
You can draw nothing.

02:46:51.280 --> 02:46:54.320
It feels impossible.

02:46:54.320 --> 02:46:55.320
Hear me out.

02:46:55.320 --> 02:46:56.320
Iteration.

02:46:56.320 --> 02:46:57.320
Iteration.

02:46:57.320 --> 02:47:00.960
The first time you draw a status, each turn draw two cards.

02:47:00.960 --> 02:47:02.240
Draw five cards.

02:47:02.240 --> 02:47:03.760
You draw them.

02:47:03.760 --> 02:47:05.880
You draw them.

02:47:05.880 --> 02:47:08.880
Then they get folded down and we draw two more cards.

02:47:08.880 --> 02:47:12.880
We play one defend and somehow we live.

02:47:16.880 --> 02:47:20.880
Devs! Devs!

02:47:29.880 --> 02:47:33.880
Oh, maybe we didn't, we literally didn't draw any statuses.

02:47:35.880 --> 02:47:38.880
We didn't draw a single status. That's unbelievable.

02:47:48.380 --> 02:47:49.380
That stings.

02:47:49.380 --> 02:47:51.380
It mostly stings because we had a fucking win.

02:47:51.380 --> 02:47:56.380
We had a win on a fucking stick, like Nate McKinnon in the gold medal game.

02:48:00.380 --> 02:48:03.380
Life's a bitch and then you die, so that's why we get high,

02:48:03.380 --> 02:48:05.380
because you never know when you're gonna go, man.

02:48:05.880 --> 02:48:12.880
Let's play some fucking counter strike.

02:48:12.880 --> 02:48:26.160
Alright, Corey, I will be playing some CS.

02:48:26.160 --> 02:48:28.680
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

02:48:28.680 --> 02:48:30.680
Da-da-da-da.

02:48:30.680 --> 02:48:41.840
Fuck it, I'm still gonna call it ascending the tower.

02:48:41.840 --> 02:48:45.240
I've never felt worse than when I tried to come up with a title in one minute and the

02:48:45.240 --> 02:49:00.640
only title I could come up with was ascending the fucking tower, man.

02:49:00.640 --> 02:49:04.040
Do you think blue light from screens is ruining your eyes, or do you think that's bullshit?

02:49:04.040 --> 02:49:07.600
Sorry, I'm already spec'd in the guy who never touches receipts from the self-checkout because

02:49:07.600 --> 02:49:09.680
I'm worried it's feminizing me.

02:49:09.680 --> 02:49:26.960
I only have room for one insane health conspiracy theory in my life.

02:49:26.960 --> 02:49:29.720
Counter-strike more than two days a week is actually hell.

02:49:29.720 --> 02:49:32.620
new hates counter strike but tolerates it two days a week what are you trying to

02:49:32.620 --> 02:49:38.720
say what are you trying to say this is where we know I'm friends with Levy

02:49:38.720 --> 02:49:43.240
but I'm not levy we need like a levy style video where whenever someone says

02:49:43.240 --> 02:49:48.400
something like that we can put the message on the screen snap it out put it

02:49:48.400 --> 02:49:54.080
right there and then play like a 15 second video tutorial that we made and

02:49:54.080 --> 02:49:56.080
And it just goes like this. It goes, um,

02:49:57.320 --> 02:49:58.600
Hey YouTube!

02:49:58.600 --> 02:50:02.600
Here to give you a helpful tutorial about how to close your web browser.

02:50:02.880 --> 02:50:06.640
What you're gonna do is you're gonna grab your mouse with your dominant hand or whichever hand

02:50:06.840 --> 02:50:12.600
happens to be on the same side of the desk as the mouse and you're gonna drag it up to the top right and there's this little

02:50:13.160 --> 02:50:19.760
button that looks like an X and you'll know it's about to work when it gets highlighted with a bit of a translucent border.

02:50:19.760 --> 02:50:27.760
When you mouse over it, all you're going to do is click that and then you won't have to look at the thing that you say you hate anymore.

02:50:27.760 --> 02:50:33.760
Make sure to like the video if you enjoy it. Subscribe if you want more tutorials in the future.

02:50:33.760 --> 02:50:35.760
Thanks for watching.

02:50:35.760 --> 02:50:41.760
If you hover on it, it says close. Wait.

02:50:41.760 --> 02:50:53.380
Not oh, I was so ready to speak churlishly to you it it glowed orange and it took two seconds

02:50:53.380 --> 02:51:01.320
It took two seconds for clothes to pop up pop up, but it fucking did it fucking did that's crazy

02:51:01.320 --> 02:51:13.160
easy. Yeah, mine turns orange. Well, I guess it's red. I guess I'd say that's red.

02:51:22.760 --> 02:51:27.640
The guy who's red, orange, colorblind, that's actually pretty good. That's pretty

02:51:27.640 --> 02:51:35.560
good. I think they enjoy the content, they're just empaths who don't like seeing you crash

02:51:35.560 --> 02:51:40.560
out on randoms. Okay, I will apologize to my team when I kept saying overload them. It

02:51:40.560 --> 02:51:48.360
is, it's nonsensical to call a plan into the comms that I have muted and then not expect

02:51:48.360 --> 02:51:53.960
them to do it and then get mad when they don't. That really, that I had a, there was a reckoning

02:51:53.960 --> 02:51:58.680
moment there and now I was like that was stupid of me. I was in the wrong on that one too.

02:51:59.320 --> 02:52:05.960
IGL into a vacuum and then be like why didn't they follow me? That being said, they should have known.

02:52:07.000 --> 02:52:10.520
They should have known. Repeat.

02:52:10.520 --> 02:52:18.000
That's down.

02:52:18.000 --> 02:52:25.040
They should have pushed when you pop smoke.

02:52:25.040 --> 02:52:32.040
pop smoke.

02:52:40.600 --> 02:52:41.960
Well fuck.

02:52:41.960 --> 02:52:45.200
Now fuck it, I'm not even using my other band, I don't care what I played.

02:52:45.200 --> 02:52:50.440
As long as they're not ancient and anubis, I don't care.

02:52:50.440 --> 02:52:54.680
How about this some Suica one versus once? I'm pointing at my shirt that says I love variety.

02:52:54.680 --> 02:52:57.320
I love variety, I love variety.

02:52:57.320 --> 02:52:58.880
New things are always better.

02:52:58.880 --> 02:53:00.680
New things that are good suck.

02:53:00.680 --> 02:53:02.040
Things that we know are good suck.

02:53:02.040 --> 02:53:03.720
Things that we have no idea of the quality

02:53:03.720 --> 02:53:04.960
are better than that.

02:53:06.320 --> 02:53:07.800
That thing I recommended yesterday,

02:53:07.800 --> 02:53:08.840
I don't wanna see it anymore.

02:53:08.840 --> 02:53:09.920
I wanna see new thing.

02:53:09.920 --> 02:53:11.920
Thank you for taking my suggestion from yesterday.

02:53:11.920 --> 02:53:13.660
Now play something brand new.

02:53:19.160 --> 02:53:20.280
We take these, man.

02:53:22.160 --> 02:53:23.000
Let's roll.

02:53:24.680 --> 02:53:33.720
new map please people do we say in that about cash

02:53:36.160 --> 02:53:48.360
ladder percent moving different ever since flock around yesterday sir

02:53:48.360 --> 02:53:53.680
bro took a tech nine to lurk at the entrance to lobby okay well if I could

02:53:53.680 --> 02:53:55.680
I didn't even make it to the layer of mini sweet, bro

02:53:57.400 --> 02:54:01.160
Got some extra movement for free because I was in the air at zero one seconds

02:54:06.840 --> 02:54:12.240
Oh shit, what the fuck is that it's grenades outside lads it's a grenades outside angle

02:54:23.680 --> 02:54:31.300
Okay reported oh my oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm gonna freak

02:54:31.300 --> 02:54:33.580
out

02:54:38.300 --> 02:54:46.180
literally works yeah ouch never should have crouched the crotch cost me a step

02:54:46.180 --> 02:54:52.860
yes yes no no you don't have armor you have 800 gold deal with 800 gold but no

02:54:52.860 --> 02:55:01.100
armor didn't buy anything on pistol round gold it could be gold if one gold coin

02:55:01.100 --> 02:55:04.900
equal to dollar like in the old days

02:55:07.060 --> 02:55:13.420
wait wait wait oh genuine nice try can I fucking say something when you look at

02:55:13.420 --> 02:55:20.940
damage stats here can I say something can I fucking say something to you right now I'm top

02:55:20.940 --> 02:55:35.580
fragging bro grenade outside nova ramp rush 50k for a verse no album out and my pocket's so high

02:55:35.580 --> 02:55:39.020
that my barbie's gotta climb it

02:55:47.580 --> 02:55:52.100
guy who's covering mini I got mini

02:55:53.540 --> 02:55:58.060
oh I had him I fucking clicked and I had

02:56:05.580 --> 02:56:14.280
Okay, so green, bought nothing round one, round two, M4, died instantly, M4 no armor

02:56:14.280 --> 02:56:18.340
off a loss.

02:56:18.340 --> 02:56:20.700
They gotta be trolling, bro.

02:56:20.700 --> 02:56:22.940
Anybody blocked me.

02:56:22.940 --> 02:56:30.820
Anybody blocked me twice, twice on round one, and my grenade still went off 170 damage.

02:56:30.820 --> 02:56:33.180
Low key the soap star Joe of the lobby.

02:56:33.180 --> 02:56:38.180
It's a type of beast to fly into Chicago at night.

02:56:43.180 --> 02:56:48.180
Oh, fuck! Okay, guys, they're rushing squeaky.

02:56:49.180 --> 02:56:53.180
I might have to dial in.

02:56:53.180 --> 02:57:03.180
Fuck-ass view model, come on Green.

02:57:03.180 --> 02:57:06.500
Oh yeah, he's hacking.

02:57:06.500 --> 02:57:09.940
Paula, are you watching?

02:57:09.940 --> 02:57:17.940
Can I just say, when you accuse someone of hacking or stream sniping, I'm literally,

02:57:17.940 --> 02:57:20.580
I'm with you 100% of the time.

02:57:20.580 --> 02:57:23.500
And I'll tell you why, because I don't fucking know.

02:57:23.500 --> 02:57:27.900
I don't know the difference between someone who's good and someone who's using exploits

02:57:27.900 --> 02:57:28.900
and hacks.

02:57:28.900 --> 02:57:32.580
So I'll trust someone who's good, man.

02:57:32.580 --> 02:57:34.580
Right.

02:57:34.580 --> 02:57:40.220
Neither do they.

02:57:40.220 --> 02:57:44.380
I think, I mean, he knows better than I do.

02:57:44.380 --> 02:57:48.100
All right.

02:57:48.100 --> 02:57:58.020
in guys. There's any... I bought a Zeus. I bought a Zeus because I hit three to switch

02:57:58.020 --> 02:58:05.860
to my knife, even though I was in the buy menu. Alright, let's see you guys. Let's see. What's

02:58:05.860 --> 02:58:10.820
going on here? We got one outside with a scout. One's going up heaven. I love to play ramp.

02:58:18.100 --> 02:58:20.660
Put some kills on this beast, man.

02:58:20.660 --> 02:58:23.620
One, four, three, guilty spark.

02:58:23.620 --> 02:58:27.820
Now let's play like good Counter-Strike.

02:58:27.820 --> 02:58:30.300
Let's not rush in unnecessarily.

02:58:33.820 --> 02:58:36.500
There's no need to push lobby, just to push it.

02:58:39.260 --> 02:58:42.620
The bomb's down outside.

02:58:42.620 --> 02:58:46.020
I'm calming for them.

02:58:46.020 --> 02:58:57.740
The bomb is down in miniature.

02:58:57.740 --> 02:59:00.860
There we go.

02:59:00.860 --> 02:59:02.660
Yeah, baby.

02:59:02.660 --> 02:59:09.100
It's one-on-one.

02:59:09.100 --> 02:59:10.660
Damn, I am on six-seven, huh?

02:59:16.020 --> 02:59:24.020
We win this we would that literally if we lose that round the teammate coming back like let's be let's be fucking for real

02:59:24.180 --> 02:59:26.180
That's not gonna happen

02:59:28.300 --> 02:59:33.300
So that was a really big round for for morale if for no other reason

02:59:33.300 --> 02:59:49.460
didn't even take the AK I'm more pissed I didn't get to pick up the Mali because that

02:59:49.460 --> 02:59:52.860
could have fucked up their morale they'd be like uh what who the fuck threw a Mali

02:59:52.860 --> 03:00:02.560
We installed our ramp rush, it was me bro.

03:00:02.560 --> 03:00:12.120
It was me, with your molly.

03:00:12.120 --> 03:00:20.120
Same shit, same shit different day bro.

03:00:20.120 --> 03:00:33.880
I mean, what are we doing?

03:00:33.880 --> 03:00:37.160
I'm just going to say it.

03:00:37.160 --> 03:00:40.080
It's crazy they want us to believe there's three left.

03:00:40.080 --> 03:00:42.840
We would have seen one by now.

03:00:42.840 --> 03:00:48.800
Turns out they're outside.

03:00:48.800 --> 03:00:57.440
He's jumping HVAC.

03:00:57.440 --> 03:01:00.640
First time in my life I've ever seen two dudes and actually killed one.

03:01:00.640 --> 03:01:09.080
Can we have a fellow garage?

03:01:09.080 --> 03:01:10.760
Oh, he's been killed.

03:01:10.760 --> 03:01:12.000
He's been killed.

03:01:12.000 --> 03:01:15.200
Oh, I really thought I had him.

03:01:15.200 --> 03:01:16.200
God is my witness.

03:01:16.200 --> 03:01:26.320
walked in and I thought I had him. Should have taken a step behind the wall. Slow exhale,

03:01:26.320 --> 03:01:38.880
lower the heart rate by five, walk back out. I actually, oh shit, I thought he had a good

03:01:38.880 --> 03:01:46.800
spot. I honestly thought he had a good spot. Daaamn! Wait, wait, wait.

03:01:49.280 --> 03:01:52.160
Rose got like a 20k loadout or something.

03:02:02.160 --> 03:02:02.800
Holy shit.

03:02:08.880 --> 03:02:13.880
No music at 5 seconds, we win this.

03:02:13.880 --> 03:02:20.880
Ooh, and yeah, I do a kick clip.

03:02:20.880 --> 03:02:21.880
Oh, shit!

03:02:21.880 --> 03:02:24.880
That was kind of swag, man.

03:02:24.880 --> 03:02:27.880
People tell me that oping ramp is not good.

03:02:27.880 --> 03:02:28.880
You know what?

03:02:28.880 --> 03:02:37.880
Save the op for a rage buy after a loss.

03:02:37.880 --> 03:02:45.880
It's better outside. Yeah, but if you miss outside you're fucked. If you miss a ramp you just throw a molly and pretend you were never covering it in the first place.

03:02:55.880 --> 03:02:59.880
They literally don't push ramp, so one day that grenade's gonna get them.

03:02:59.880 --> 03:03:08.680
It seems like they're saying outside.

03:03:08.680 --> 03:03:10.080
Throwing fire.

03:03:10.080 --> 03:03:25.080
I only know what I'm doing with the molly most of the time.

03:03:25.080 --> 03:03:28.760
They're on top of the silo.

03:03:28.760 --> 03:03:29.760
Should push ramp?

03:03:29.760 --> 03:03:33.280
That's for my rage by Nova rounds after I lose up two times in a row

03:03:46.360 --> 03:03:50.360
Three on three bro, it's like NHL overtime sifting the playoffs

03:03:50.360 --> 03:03:58.520
got scared squeaky

03:03:58.520 --> 03:04:08.120
got him, he did scare the shit out of me a little bit

03:04:08.120 --> 03:04:10.120
It scared the shit out of me a bit.

03:04:19.120 --> 03:04:21.120
I'm proud of my team to bring it back, man.

03:04:23.120 --> 03:04:26.120
I literally think they're like, okay, we've lost outside three times in a row.

03:04:26.120 --> 03:04:29.120
What are we, rush ramp, dude, we got no money, rush ramp.

03:04:30.120 --> 03:04:36.120
Go get an idea of rush ramp, we all get hit by 40 by the same grenade from the dude on their team who's unstoppable, who kills me every round.

03:04:36.120 --> 03:04:51.960
okay okay got a dance got a dance you're on ramp y'all they're out there's the

03:04:51.960 --> 03:05:00.880
assist first assist more I want to see more I want to see more I mean they're

03:05:00.880 --> 03:05:03.880
They're lit bro, they're lit.

03:05:03.880 --> 03:05:17.360
It's actually like a perfect fucking lob.

03:05:17.360 --> 03:05:20.640
I was so skeptical but the lob was so fucking perfect.

03:05:20.640 --> 03:05:23.880
There's another assist for me.

03:05:23.880 --> 03:05:24.880
There's one more.

03:05:24.880 --> 03:05:25.880
I mean.

03:05:25.880 --> 03:05:35.720
Holy fuck.

03:05:35.720 --> 03:05:42.160
Dude, the damage was kind of legit.

03:05:42.160 --> 03:05:43.160
What's going on?

03:05:43.160 --> 03:05:45.120
What's going on on Teeside, man?

03:05:45.120 --> 03:05:47.940
I stick with the M4 incendiary.

03:05:47.940 --> 03:05:49.480
This lobby isn't real.

03:05:49.480 --> 03:05:54.720
I love being bad at games because you get to play with people who are also bad.

03:05:54.720 --> 03:06:01.600
alive nobody watching bomb. It happens all the time. Got the other guy had it. Watch this.

03:06:14.640 --> 03:06:19.280
We don't need three ramp. I got it locked down y'all. Nobody covering upper.

03:06:19.280 --> 03:06:22.600
Are you going heaven?

03:06:22.600 --> 03:06:23.600
I want heaven.

03:06:23.600 --> 03:06:29.480
It's my- Mom says it's my turn to cover heaven.

03:06:29.480 --> 03:06:34.280
Terrible news, my leash.

03:06:34.280 --> 03:06:41.960
I honestly thought it would just be one guy planting.

03:06:41.960 --> 03:06:48.000
Yeah, that was a hell of a shot, man.

03:06:48.000 --> 03:06:52.520
Yes, Mr. 20K right here.

03:06:52.520 --> 03:06:53.520
Woo!

03:06:53.520 --> 03:06:59.360
Good try, good try.

03:06:59.360 --> 03:07:04.320
Same shit.

03:07:04.320 --> 03:07:08.600
Same shit.

03:07:08.600 --> 03:07:10.600
T, you're gonna win.

03:07:10.600 --> 03:07:12.600
I don't like that they have four.

03:07:12.600 --> 03:07:16.600
For me to feel good about myself, we have to win the next four rounds.

03:07:16.600 --> 03:07:20.600
Or we could win pistol round, ST.

03:07:20.600 --> 03:07:22.600
I did think about the AWP.

03:07:22.600 --> 03:07:24.600
Honestly, my stats are kind of crazy.

03:07:24.600 --> 03:07:27.600
You just need one more assist and 13 less damage,

03:07:27.600 --> 03:07:29.600
and then I'd be straight out of the Doom generation.

03:07:29.600 --> 03:07:36.600
I do worry for the state of gaming where people cannot move at the start of the round reliably.

03:07:38.600 --> 03:07:45.440
like it's kind of it's kind of frightening to me that like every fucking match there's

03:07:45.440 --> 03:07:50.200
somebody that doesn't move at the start you queued that the government didn't queue the

03:07:50.200 --> 03:08:01.580
game for you bro this ain't jury duty move not only did I get my I lit the other one

03:08:01.580 --> 03:08:03.580
So I better see some assists.

03:08:05.580 --> 03:08:06.580
Huge.

03:08:09.580 --> 03:08:11.580
Okay, that might kill his teammate.

03:08:19.580 --> 03:08:26.580
You ever have jury duty? Once, but when they asked me for my name, I told them I thought we should bring back the electric chair, so they let me go.

03:08:31.580 --> 03:08:39.660
It's my last round with the M4 guys, we got to clutch up here.

03:08:39.660 --> 03:08:41.340
Did we ever have it here?

03:08:41.340 --> 03:08:42.840
I don't know.

03:08:42.840 --> 03:08:48.400
We might have just been tying motherfuckers to two horses and slapping them on the ass

03:08:48.400 --> 03:08:51.060
to run them in two different directions.

03:08:51.060 --> 03:08:52.060
I don't know.

03:08:52.060 --> 03:08:56.860
Oh, maybe we did do the firing squad, yeah, I don't know.

03:08:56.860 --> 03:09:00.420
I always love the firing squad.

03:09:00.420 --> 03:09:08.020
It can't be real that the reason they only gave one of the guys the bullets, holy fuck,

03:09:08.020 --> 03:09:13.860
oh the Jesus Christ, is so that like the rest of them thought maybe I wasn't the guy with

03:09:13.860 --> 03:09:18.540
the bullet, right?

03:09:18.540 --> 03:09:22.880
Like are you telling me that after 40 years of working as an executioner, the dude was

03:09:22.880 --> 03:09:25.060
like you're not going to believe this?

03:09:25.060 --> 03:09:27.300
I didn't, I've never killed anybody.

03:09:27.300 --> 03:09:33.300
Oh, another assist from me, surprise, surprise.

03:09:33.300 --> 03:09:39.540
Holy fuck, wait, they're popping off?

03:09:39.540 --> 03:09:42.420
Somebody's hotbox in control?

03:09:42.420 --> 03:09:48.860
Damn, team went crazy, man.

03:09:48.860 --> 03:09:54.500
Guys, you should be throwing an HE grenade into ramp every single time.

03:09:54.500 --> 03:10:04.500
We literally did more damage than if we got a kill.

03:10:04.500 --> 03:10:08.740
Now doing 20 damage to 5 is a lot worse than doing 100 damage to 1.

03:10:08.740 --> 03:10:23.700
It's statistically speaking, because that's one less person that could shoot you.

03:10:23.700 --> 03:10:27.700
It's not like a grenade's outside angle to a beast like me.

03:10:29.700 --> 03:10:32.700
Strong-ass tempered glass.

03:10:45.700 --> 03:10:48.700
We play Doom in this beast.

03:10:53.700 --> 03:11:07.860
my drums another assist for me

03:11:07.860 --> 03:11:14.860
that's

03:11:18.300 --> 03:11:25.300
fellow planted

03:11:27.740 --> 03:11:34.740
he got him

03:11:37.860 --> 03:11:39.860
Are you right on?

03:11:39.860 --> 03:11:41.860
Great round.

03:11:47.860 --> 03:11:49.860
You should be able to have a Deagle and a CZ.

03:11:58.860 --> 03:12:01.860
Like a Sniper and an SMG at the same time.

03:12:01.860 --> 03:12:04.860
What are we doing sneaky peaky like?

03:12:04.860 --> 03:12:08.020
body blocks me.

03:12:08.020 --> 03:12:09.020
Op or amp?

03:12:09.020 --> 03:12:10.020
I love it.

03:12:10.020 --> 03:12:13.020
Just make sure I get the HE in there first.

03:12:13.020 --> 03:12:15.900
Ah, you got it.

03:12:15.900 --> 03:12:17.740
The Michael Jackson grenade.

03:12:17.740 --> 03:12:20.240
Hee!

03:12:20.240 --> 03:12:21.740
New stem unlocked.

03:12:21.740 --> 03:12:22.740
Hee!

03:12:22.740 --> 03:12:27.980
Oh, he's hot!

03:12:27.980 --> 03:12:38.700
didn't work yesterday not gonna work today it might work now that I can just

03:12:38.700 --> 03:12:41.700
force it down mid instead of having Corey no-sell it and then chat goes

03:12:41.700 --> 03:12:44.340
that's not funny

03:12:44.340 --> 03:12:47.340
I've got a shot.

03:12:54.340 --> 03:12:58.340
Let's try, let's try, let's try play up.

03:12:58.340 --> 03:13:01.340
Go pistol, he's a little bit for 97.

03:13:06.340 --> 03:13:08.340
Jump!

03:13:14.340 --> 03:13:26.480
I think he got it I think you know what more power to him trying to avoid the fall damage at a hundred with nobody else alive

03:13:28.480 --> 03:13:30.480
It's kind of insane

03:13:30.480 --> 03:13:32.480
go

03:13:39.640 --> 03:13:44.200
Tech nine armor that'd be an OP first round, huh? Where we going orange?

03:13:50.080 --> 03:13:52.920
Now we need we need to fucking win

03:13:53.480 --> 03:13:57.480
Pistol round bro, because we need to win the next two rounds to moralize them

03:13:57.480 --> 03:14:02.600
ramp rush ramp rush my Kings

03:14:02.600 --> 03:14:25.440
I'll catch him on the rotate.

03:14:25.440 --> 03:14:28.520
Shit there's only two of us.

03:14:28.520 --> 03:14:30.520
What the fuck?

03:14:30.520 --> 03:14:33.360
Well, that went badly.

03:14:33.360 --> 03:14:40.360
And now, you ever received a speeding ticket that classified as a felony due to the speed

03:14:40.360 --> 03:14:42.360
being 20 miles an hour above the speed limit?

03:14:42.360 --> 03:14:43.360
No.

03:14:43.360 --> 03:14:45.840
And also, congratulations on finally having a question of yours, Red.

03:14:45.840 --> 03:14:47.240
This has got to be a big day.

03:14:47.240 --> 03:14:52.240
I've literally, I don't think that the police exist anymore with respect to traffic violations.

03:14:52.240 --> 03:14:55.560
I've literally never been pulled over in my entire life.

03:14:55.560 --> 03:15:01.520
I've been stopped at like a roadside sobriety check once in my entire life.

03:15:01.520 --> 03:15:03.600
Like the ones that you drive through and they're like,

03:15:03.600 --> 03:15:07.160
have you been drinking tonight? And you go, no. And then they go, okay, on your way.

03:15:09.520 --> 03:15:11.200
We got to win this one, man. Give me a Melva.

03:15:16.200 --> 03:15:19.400
Can I refund? I don't want a Nova for going outside.

03:15:25.560 --> 03:15:50.560
of

03:15:50.560 --> 03:16:09.360
were you committing crimes bro anybody who's ever been in a car has speeded

03:16:09.360 --> 03:16:15.880
mother fucker so-called crime is always bad mother fuckers when you ask them

03:16:15.880 --> 03:16:29.400
how fast they drive. That's all that has to be said. I'm locking in with the SG 553.

03:16:29.400 --> 03:16:34.060
So-called I'm the best driver I know, motherfuckers, when you ask them what the white line next

03:16:34.060 --> 03:16:37.640
to the stop sign means. That's where you're supposed to stop your car, motherfucker. That's

03:16:37.640 --> 03:16:42.280
not where the midpoint of the car is supposed to be. That's where your car is supposed to

03:16:42.280 --> 03:16:44.280
Stop

03:17:00.840 --> 03:17:03.080
Fuck it, I'll clump around regular fuck

03:17:12.280 --> 03:17:19.280
Cheeky so-and-so.

03:17:19.280 --> 03:17:22.280
Oh.

03:17:22.280 --> 03:17:26.280
Molly heaven.

03:17:26.280 --> 03:17:30.280
Sorry fella.

03:17:30.280 --> 03:17:35.280
Damn.

03:17:35.280 --> 03:17:37.280
damn

03:17:45.680 --> 03:17:48.920
Give me your shit give me your shit give me your shit. I don't want that garbage

03:17:51.680 --> 03:17:53.680
That thing was going to the moon

03:17:53.680 --> 03:18:07.840
Damn, we ain't doing too bad.

03:18:07.840 --> 03:18:08.840
Green passed me, though.

03:18:08.840 --> 03:18:09.840
That's unacceptable.

03:18:09.840 --> 03:18:10.840
I'm with you.

03:18:10.840 --> 03:18:11.840
The Dalil Beast.

03:18:11.840 --> 03:18:12.840
Okay.

03:18:12.840 --> 03:18:22.840
I'm with you. The Galeel Beast.

03:18:22.840 --> 03:18:29.840
Take this out.

03:18:29.840 --> 03:18:44.960
Worth, worth, worth, worth, did you see that, well let me see that incendiary, that incendiary

03:18:44.960 --> 03:18:50.240
is so perfectly placed.

03:18:50.240 --> 03:19:07.240
You can see where it burned on the ground, literally that denied so much space.

03:19:07.240 --> 03:19:30.240
outside. Say something in game to get the boys fired up. Let's go. The old let's go.

03:19:30.240 --> 03:19:48.920
Maybe that's a secret, gotta start talking like it's E3.

03:19:48.920 --> 03:19:51.720
Earn some time by opening squeaky.

03:19:51.720 --> 03:19:59.440
Stalled them. Stalled them. There's one ramp, one squeaky.

03:20:10.240 --> 03:20:21.580
Fuck it. I'd still plant. Crazy. Crazy play. Good bait.

03:20:21.720 --> 03:20:30.920
Got the bomb down, that's all that matters.

03:20:30.920 --> 03:20:31.920
Close the door.

03:20:31.920 --> 03:20:32.920
Close.

03:20:32.920 --> 03:20:38.920
Take it, take it, close the door.

03:20:38.920 --> 03:20:44.920
It's alright.

03:20:44.920 --> 03:20:59.040
It's not like I've done anything for like 10 rounds.

03:20:59.040 --> 03:21:08.520
That's all about the change now though.

03:21:08.520 --> 03:21:09.520
I did lie.

03:21:09.520 --> 03:21:10.520
Listen.

03:21:10.520 --> 03:21:12.840
Again, I'm not doing that good.

03:21:12.840 --> 03:21:22.080
But both holding the same angle and then both dying and not getting even one of the two

03:21:22.080 --> 03:21:28.880
guys is kind of insane.

03:21:28.880 --> 03:21:34.480
Now I've been a part of situations like that in my past so I get it but yeah we should

03:21:34.480 --> 03:21:41.480
start asking blood on the tracks are blonde on blonde

03:21:51.880 --> 03:21:54.880
ah shit

03:21:54.880 --> 03:22:00.960
That was literally my job to cover the flank by the way, but

03:22:04.640 --> 03:22:06.640
Got mine

03:22:09.040 --> 03:22:11.040
Planting

03:22:11.040 --> 03:22:26.040
that was fucking awesome how do you go down a ladder

03:22:26.040 --> 03:22:28.040
Oh

03:22:28.040 --> 03:22:30.040
Oh

03:22:53.520 --> 03:22:55.520
No

03:22:55.520 --> 03:22:57.520
Oh

03:23:05.520 --> 03:23:09.820
Up outside suicide off outside whatever I don't have to cry. I did like 400 damage

03:23:13.120 --> 03:23:19.460
Why don't people talk like that maybe compensate for recoil and pull down the humble rhetorical

03:23:19.460 --> 03:23:26.680
Maybe with the all caps plug-in conversation. What are you talking about here? The Koi toxic chatter

03:23:28.960 --> 03:23:34.600
The demure flamer ooh that one's for you worth

03:23:36.920 --> 03:23:38.920
Come on y'all

03:23:46.000 --> 03:23:48.000
You're in this

03:23:49.460 --> 03:23:58.500
We take these.

03:23:58.500 --> 03:24:16.660
Clump, clump, clump, clump, clump, clump, clump, clump.

03:24:16.660 --> 03:24:23.580
all tall guys have bigger dicks it's not what did they say they said it's not

03:24:23.580 --> 03:24:27.820
made up it's science I believe that because it's literally like how could

03:24:27.820 --> 03:24:32.900
it just seems like physics I'm not saying that a tall guy will always have a

03:24:32.900 --> 03:24:35.860
bigger dick than a short guy but a tall guy will always have a bigger dick if

03:24:35.860 --> 03:24:42.300
he's taller like the same dude at 6 4 and 5 9 he's gonna have a bigger dick at

03:24:42.300 --> 03:24:45.980
64 because there's more than to go around

03:24:51.420 --> 03:24:55.380
like isn't it yeah everything's bigger exactly does they have a bigger appendix

03:24:55.380 --> 03:25:00.260
bigger stomach shit like that might have fucking bigger cells for all I know I

03:25:00.260 --> 03:25:03.140
have no idea man

03:25:12.300 --> 03:25:41.300
I think they're coming out this way, man, we lost the lobby.

03:25:41.300 --> 03:25:44.900
Seems fucking clutching up though.

03:25:44.900 --> 03:25:48.300
Hiya!

03:25:48.300 --> 03:25:53.340
Ping them, ping them.

03:25:53.340 --> 03:25:55.700
Motherfucker, I should have had him, my bad.

03:25:55.700 --> 03:25:57.140
You let me down.

03:25:57.140 --> 03:26:03.820
Blonde on Blonde, or why are his album titles so fucking long, bro?

03:26:03.820 --> 03:26:06.260
What a shot.

03:26:06.260 --> 03:26:09.260
At least we're into Asia or Gaucho, it's like five keystrokes.

03:26:25.100 --> 03:26:27.860
It's not like I've been doing any better than this.

03:26:27.860 --> 03:26:29.860
Shit, fucking lock-in, guys.

03:26:32.020 --> 03:26:33.660
It's literally a T-sided map.

03:26:36.260 --> 03:26:49.220
We're cooked? I don't think so. I'm one kill away from getting to even, which means more

03:26:49.220 --> 03:27:04.900
to me than getting a win, to be honest. We will ramp rush. Ramp rush. Ramp rush. Am I

03:27:04.900 --> 03:27:18.260
You know what you do?

03:27:18.260 --> 03:27:21.980
Throw smoke to cover your team off the rotate.

03:27:21.980 --> 03:27:23.180
They won't walk through the smoke.

03:27:23.180 --> 03:27:28.180
I'll buy us another 30 seconds to get outside and do some work.

03:27:38.180 --> 03:27:43.180
Oh, we can't go that way, brother. I dropped a smoke there.

03:27:45.180 --> 03:27:47.180
Holy shit.

03:27:49.180 --> 03:27:51.180
Move, move, move.

03:27:53.180 --> 03:28:05.420
Do it, do it, do it.

03:28:05.420 --> 03:28:07.180
Enemy purple killed enemy orange.

03:28:07.180 --> 03:28:18.180
Wonderful news.

03:28:18.180 --> 03:28:36.980
be go heaven there's one down there nice try nice try should have should have

03:28:36.980 --> 03:28:50.940
should have faked be gone heaven but now what do I know only top-fragging

03:28:50.940 --> 03:29:12.800
Watch this, okay, we've thrown the opera off now.

03:29:12.800 --> 03:29:14.040
We get ready to play Lurk.

03:29:14.040 --> 03:29:16.120
You got the bomb in an op, bro.

03:29:16.120 --> 03:29:23.120
you gotta go outside

03:29:23.120 --> 03:29:26.320
you six eight bro why are you complaining about leg room on airplanes you're supposed

03:29:26.320 --> 03:29:40.320
to be on a private jet

03:29:40.320 --> 03:29:43.320
bad news guys bad news they got us

03:29:51.320 --> 03:29:54.320
let's try don't let your crown slip

03:30:03.320 --> 03:30:07.320
case reset literally now what I'm about to say is going to sound like it's nice to gambling

03:30:07.320 --> 03:30:11.440
nice to gambling. I don't mean it to be nice to gambling. I mean it to be very rude to

03:30:11.440 --> 03:30:15.740
CS gambling. I've reached a point where I'm like, I would never open a case. If I was

03:30:15.740 --> 03:30:28.420
going to open a case, why wouldn't I just buy like $5 worth of lottery tickets instead?

03:30:28.420 --> 03:30:31.940
Just buy the skins. I don't give a fuck about the skins, bro. I'll just pick them up off

03:30:31.940 --> 03:30:39.780
a corpse or something like that. It's about the money. I'm trying a new character. It's

03:30:39.780 --> 03:30:48.540
Kevin O'Leary. Kevin O'Leary trying to buy lemonade at a lemonade stand. It's not just

03:30:48.540 --> 03:30:54.020
that you've come here with a bad business idea. You've insulted me because my God is

03:30:54.020 --> 03:30:59.900
money. My religion is money and you have spoken in a heretical way. Three dollars for a glass

03:30:59.900 --> 03:31:05.580
subliminate? What are your unit costs? What's your revenue this year? Pre-revenue, and you

03:31:05.580 --> 03:31:10.620
haven't, let me guess, you haven't paid yourself. You are going to get laser beep. Country time

03:31:10.620 --> 03:31:13.980
is going to paint the target on your head and shoot you from space.

03:31:23.980 --> 03:31:24.780
What's up, Corey?

03:31:29.900 --> 03:31:30.900
Corey?

03:31:30.900 --> 03:31:31.900
Hello?

03:31:31.900 --> 03:31:32.900
I'm muted.

03:31:32.900 --> 03:31:33.900
Yeah.

03:31:33.900 --> 03:31:36.900
I'm currently consuming a sandwich.

03:31:36.900 --> 03:31:37.900
Somewhere.

03:31:37.900 --> 03:31:39.900
My kitchen?

03:31:39.900 --> 03:31:44.900
And the base ingredients came from?

03:31:44.900 --> 03:31:45.900
Superstore.

03:31:45.900 --> 03:31:46.900
SU?

03:31:46.900 --> 03:31:47.900
What?

03:31:47.900 --> 03:31:48.900
B.

03:31:48.900 --> 03:31:49.900
S.

03:31:49.900 --> 03:31:50.900
S.

03:31:50.900 --> 03:31:51.900
S.

03:31:51.900 --> 03:31:52.900
S.

03:31:52.900 --> 03:31:53.900
S.

03:31:53.900 --> 03:31:54.900
S.

03:31:54.900 --> 03:31:55.900
S.

03:31:55.900 --> 03:31:56.900
S.

03:31:56.900 --> 03:31:57.900
S.

03:31:57.900 --> 03:31:58.900
S.

03:31:58.900 --> 03:32:00.900
B

03:32:00.900 --> 03:32:02.900
WA Y and you made the sandwich

03:32:03.900 --> 03:32:05.900
No in your kitchen

03:32:10.100 --> 03:32:12.100
No, no, no, we did it that one time

03:32:15.180 --> 03:32:19.540
The quid the thing that makes that so funny that you made your own subway sandwich at home is

03:32:20.220 --> 03:32:22.220
That it was the right thing to do

03:32:22.220 --> 03:32:27.700
If it had just been a weird thing to do, it wouldn't have been as funny.

03:32:27.700 --> 03:32:31.980
The fact that it was the actual right way to do it makes it so much better.

03:32:31.980 --> 03:32:34.780
I thought it was sensible.

03:32:34.780 --> 03:32:40.140
Well, because I feel like anybody else would have just gone make two sandwiches and I'll

03:32:40.140 --> 03:32:41.660
just keep one in the fridge.

03:32:41.660 --> 03:32:44.540
But you went, nah.

03:32:44.540 --> 03:32:46.260
The bread will get soggy.

03:32:46.260 --> 03:32:54.060
So give me, make one sandwich for me and then give me the, the composite parts of the other

03:32:54.060 --> 03:32:58.580
sandwich and I'll assemble it tomorrow.

03:32:58.580 --> 03:33:00.740
It is surprising.

03:33:00.740 --> 03:33:06.780
Honestly, the subway workers have been getting Braddier and I literally support them for

03:33:06.780 --> 03:33:10.100
it because they're usually holding down like the whole store by themselves during dinner

03:33:10.100 --> 03:33:11.600
rush.

03:33:11.600 --> 03:33:16.280
like there are times I've never heard like worse customer service than at

03:33:16.280 --> 03:33:20.760
recent subways few days ago I was at one I they said what do you want on the

03:33:20.760 --> 03:33:24.960
sandwich I said lettuce tomato and she literally went sauces first like she

03:33:24.960 --> 03:33:30.720
didn't say like excuse me or anything she said sauce and I also I've eaten it

03:33:30.720 --> 03:33:36.840
subway 2,500 times in my life never in history have I have I done sauces first

03:33:36.840 --> 03:33:45.120
but sure okay that's true I think she loaded the like the prep station

03:33:45.120 --> 03:33:50.240
backwards and now she's compensating by saying sauce is first like you could like

03:33:50.240 --> 03:33:53.640
not to be rude you could just slide the sandwich like six inches to the left at

03:33:53.640 --> 03:34:00.880
the end of the toppings but I will say it's to the point now we're like when I

03:34:00.880 --> 03:34:04.440
go somewhere and I get good customer service I'm like oh damn yeah friendly

03:34:04.440 --> 03:34:09.800
No, that's true. That's McDonald's worker was actually like nice

03:34:13.320 --> 03:34:16.160
Well, they have to be another they have to be you're saying I

03:34:17.880 --> 03:34:24.440
Kind of feel like I don't know it's part of the job, but yeah, I don't want to get on that side

03:34:26.720 --> 03:34:30.920
One day I will be a horrible customer probably like it when I'm like 78

03:34:30.920 --> 03:34:34.800
I'm gonna be confused as fuck. I'll be trying to order it off my like cybernetic

03:34:34.920 --> 03:34:42.400
You know my plug-in inside of my brain. So just use the cybernetic plug-in just order via telepathy grandpa

03:34:42.400 --> 03:34:46.300
I prefer to use the kiosk. That's how I've been doing it my whole life, right?

03:34:47.040 --> 03:34:52.120
But for right now, I'm a good customer and I know what I want before I get to the

03:34:52.360 --> 03:34:56.880
The pill and I have the money ready and I like I say please and thank you

03:34:56.880 --> 03:35:00.040
So it kind of pisses me off when they're kind of churlish for no reason

03:35:00.920 --> 03:35:03.740
also people can hear me all they want to be you know like you know rights of the

03:35:03.740 --> 03:35:07.960
retail worker whatever i worked retail for like nine years okay i know what

03:35:07.960 --> 03:35:10.120
it's like and and i was friendly

03:35:10.120 --> 03:35:13.720
yeah everybody who wasn't an asshole that's a deal you can get when they

03:35:13.720 --> 03:35:17.320
people say well what about the other customers okay be rude to those

03:35:17.320 --> 03:35:20.280
motherfuckers man i didn't do that shit to you

03:35:20.280 --> 03:35:24.520
i'm just out here trying to get a cheesy gordita crunch

03:35:24.520 --> 03:35:29.400
what do you think fella be like i just did my job yeah i'm really close to be

03:35:29.400 --> 03:35:31.400
with the bomb. I got flash.

03:35:33.960 --> 03:35:38.280
I do feel like Subway has a high percentage of fucked up customers though. Like everybody wants like a

03:35:39.240 --> 03:35:41.400
a special order double toasted

03:35:42.440 --> 03:35:45.720
toasted with... Marty being shot and Marty being shot. I had to turn from the flash.

03:35:47.240 --> 03:35:49.800
Yeah. Oh! Oh nice. It clutched up.

03:35:50.600 --> 03:35:54.200
People are saying shit like toasted but keep the bread soft. Like what are you...

03:35:54.200 --> 03:35:58.200
Are they supposed to be like a fucking wizard or something? How are they supposed to do that, bro?

03:35:59.400 --> 03:36:02.400
Holy shit, our team's awesome, man.

03:36:06.400 --> 03:36:08.400
That was huge. That was incredible.

03:36:08.400 --> 03:36:10.400
4k.

03:36:14.400 --> 03:36:16.400
Oh, I forgot I had voice disabled.

03:36:16.400 --> 03:36:21.400
Like, I think you get more fucked up orders at a subway than at a coffee shop.

03:36:23.400 --> 03:36:25.400
How the fuck do I unmute again?

03:36:29.400 --> 03:36:44.280
He's going for it man. He's going for it, I support it. I trust him. I literally had

03:36:44.280 --> 03:36:52.520
the flash of the century too. One dead mid. One dead cat. One was mid doors crossing into

03:36:52.520 --> 03:37:15.400
I wish I had the bomb. This is such an easy plant. What the fuck? One more there, I think.

03:37:15.400 --> 03:37:24.460
there the whole time. He's literally cat. He's literally cat. Then so am I. Yeah. Nice.

03:37:24.460 --> 03:37:29.180
The Galil is literally better than the AK. I don't know what to tell you. The stats don't

03:37:29.180 --> 03:37:39.340
lie, bro. Wasn't this thing at 143 earlier today? What's that now? 143. Oh.

03:37:39.340 --> 03:37:53.900
Yeah, I think they removed my kills.

03:37:53.900 --> 03:37:54.900
Flag for cheating.

03:37:54.900 --> 03:37:58.140
They probably removed it because that team killed a couple of guys, but...

03:37:58.140 --> 03:37:59.140
Is that my smoke?

03:37:59.140 --> 03:38:00.140
Did it fuck up that bad?

03:38:00.140 --> 03:38:01.140
No, no, no.

03:38:01.140 --> 03:38:05.260
My smoke is good.

03:38:05.260 --> 03:38:06.260
No one has bomb.

03:38:06.260 --> 03:38:07.260
Okay.

03:38:07.260 --> 03:38:09.260
I think he threw in case he died.

03:38:09.260 --> 03:38:11.260
Hmm

03:38:13.780 --> 03:38:18.960
Oh really and one on cat very hurt annoying orange dead

03:38:28.340 --> 03:38:30.340
Fucker fucker that was really good

03:38:30.340 --> 03:38:40.140
Oh, yeah, put some put some stats on it roll the odometer up, bro

03:38:45.140 --> 03:38:47.980
Nah, he didn't know he didn't get past the biometric lock

03:38:55.780 --> 03:38:58.600
Oh fucking off round three

03:39:00.340 --> 03:39:11.340
I love the way he's moving.

03:39:11.340 --> 03:39:13.540
He's moving like he knows what he's doing.

03:39:13.540 --> 03:39:22.780
He's got the chibli's moves.

03:39:22.780 --> 03:39:27.780
roll wheel user though. That's a bit of an oral loss.

03:39:34.780 --> 03:39:42.780
Oh, that hit him. He's been moving. He's moving his feet. I saw the crosshair was blurry. Yeah, he was moving his feet.

03:39:42.780 --> 03:39:45.780
He's not a real oper.

03:39:45.780 --> 03:39:54.220
Literally, I have new team morale tech, by the way, team morale tech.

03:39:54.220 --> 03:40:02.860
After the worst attempt of all time, you have to say nice try.

03:40:02.860 --> 03:40:07.420
If they almost got it, you don't have to say nice try, but if they were never even close,

03:40:07.420 --> 03:40:08.420
you say nice try.

03:40:08.420 --> 03:40:10.820
Oh, no, they're all typing BT.

03:40:10.820 --> 03:40:11.820
They're typing BT?

03:40:11.820 --> 03:40:13.820
They're typing BT.

03:40:13.820 --> 03:40:15.820
Oh, no!

03:40:15.820 --> 03:40:17.820
Ha ha ha ha ha!

03:40:19.820 --> 03:40:21.820
Fee this bee. Two crossed.

03:40:26.820 --> 03:40:29.820
Doesn't seem like that matters for beasts like us.

03:40:30.820 --> 03:40:32.820
Oh, they...

03:40:32.820 --> 03:40:34.820
They smoked CAD?

03:40:39.820 --> 03:40:41.820
Oh, yeah, he's right there.

03:40:41.820 --> 03:40:42.820
Clever.

03:40:43.820 --> 03:40:50.820
I thought I probably shouldn't have done that, but he probably definitely shouldn't have done that.

03:40:50.820 --> 03:40:52.820
Puts up.

03:41:05.820 --> 03:41:11.820
I hear him. All we got to do is get one, man.

03:41:13.820 --> 03:41:20.820
now let's rush.

03:41:20.820 --> 03:41:29.820
You ducked.

03:41:29.820 --> 03:41:33.820
You can duck.

03:41:33.820 --> 03:41:41.820
Like I can't get there.

03:41:41.820 --> 03:41:56.440
You left oh my god oh shit that was good

03:41:56.440 --> 03:42:09.220
Honestly my teams fall for kind of all dying leaving the op alone yeah you're right

03:42:09.220 --> 03:42:17.300
it puts the opera in a tight spot brush no orange is the way over there

03:42:19.860 --> 03:42:24.140
we're throwing the smoke to make it look like

03:42:30.340 --> 03:42:33.900
we lost one y'all

03:42:33.900 --> 03:42:38.440
Oh man.

03:42:38.440 --> 03:42:39.680
I got next.

03:42:39.680 --> 03:42:56.560
These guys are way better than they are.

03:42:56.560 --> 03:43:01.560
Just the two of us.

03:43:01.560 --> 03:43:14.840
We can make it if we try, just the two of us.

03:43:14.840 --> 03:43:15.840
Literally how did that not hit?

03:43:15.840 --> 03:43:16.840
How did that not hit?

03:43:16.840 --> 03:43:17.840
I need to see a zoom in.

03:43:17.840 --> 03:43:20.840
Can somebody give me a 10x enhanced version of that shot?

03:43:20.840 --> 03:43:26.840
Oh, 27 and 1.

03:43:26.840 --> 03:43:37.520
I'm looking y'all. There needs to be a T grenade spot where you can just throw a grenade and

03:43:37.520 --> 03:43:48.480
get 100 damage. Yeah, sure. I don't. I agree. This is the only this is why it does sucks.

03:43:48.480 --> 03:44:02.240
doesn't have a banana. CT is going to be like, whoa, shots long. How that'd be a good video.

03:44:02.240 --> 03:44:06.440
How people think you're going to react when a decoy grenade goes off three seconds into

03:44:06.440 --> 03:44:22.520
the round. Oh no. They spawned and they shot Slong. They shot your Slong? Imagine. I heard

03:44:22.520 --> 03:44:29.520
them rotate the B

03:44:29.960 --> 03:44:36.960
playing the drums

03:44:37.280 --> 03:44:42.280
oh come on fucking recoil man

03:44:42.280 --> 03:44:49.280
kind of what I get for camping until I'm the last one left but

03:44:49.280 --> 03:44:57.800
got mine 48 and 3 fuck you

03:45:04.440 --> 03:45:12.920
damn someone on their team has 27 damage man that is crazy actually

03:45:12.920 --> 03:45:17.120
that one bullet from the pistol round or something like what is that is he

03:45:17.120 --> 03:45:19.120
throw in twenty seven

03:45:19.120 --> 03:45:20.120
people in the head

03:45:20.120 --> 03:45:24.120
oh shit it could be twenty seven hits

03:45:24.120 --> 03:45:25.120
what's up man

03:45:25.120 --> 03:45:27.120
they made it long

03:45:27.120 --> 03:45:29.120
I got a pick with the op

03:45:29.120 --> 03:45:31.120
watch long push

03:45:31.120 --> 03:45:33.120
orange on it with the scout who's got that

03:45:33.120 --> 03:45:35.120
big dog

03:45:40.120 --> 03:45:44.120
ahh they smoked cat

03:45:44.120 --> 03:45:46.120
Fucking we take those odds

03:45:47.200 --> 03:45:53.260
Yellow you go up and get shot you only have six life, and then I hit a headshot on well, they're up in there, too

03:46:05.160 --> 03:46:08.460
Yes, yes, plant the bomb plant the bomb

03:46:08.460 --> 03:46:20.820
No, I want to go goose. I want to go goose. I'm Dick Tracy, remember that one? I'm already

03:46:20.820 --> 03:46:24.780
Tracer.

03:46:24.780 --> 03:46:36.100
Flashcat. Literally my crotch broke. I couldn't crotch because there was some shit. I think

03:46:36.100 --> 03:46:38.800
Is we ever have a phone so big that you can't sit down?

03:46:40.220 --> 03:46:45.320
Yeah, that's literally what happened to me. I think I got I got too close to the box and I couldn't crouch I

03:46:47.620 --> 03:46:50.240
Got the knob damn

03:46:52.100 --> 03:46:56.860
Should just spam cat until they verado on D what?

03:46:57.940 --> 03:47:00.660
Rado verado on D

03:47:00.660 --> 03:47:08.900
oh my god how did he get there so fast and how did i kill him i think i fucked up my

03:47:08.900 --> 03:47:13.500
smoke because you screamed oh my god he got there he got there so fast and yet i killed

03:47:13.500 --> 03:47:24.020
him on pure like brainstem i fucked up my smoke

03:47:24.020 --> 03:47:31.020
fucking fuck this smoke up

03:47:32.980 --> 03:47:35.640
else is shit on A site

03:47:35.640 --> 03:47:42.640
damn did you see that shit? A site clear

03:47:46.400 --> 03:47:49.000
oh fuck he's there

03:47:49.000 --> 03:47:52.880
but still that was awesome that was awesome

03:47:52.880 --> 03:47:55.180
You got to play this game like you have a 10 inch cock.

03:47:56.720 --> 03:47:58.200
Ryan. Oh, OK.

03:47:58.200 --> 03:48:00.560
Oh, should you know, we find next to you accidentally.

03:48:00.560 --> 03:48:01.120
I get he got.

03:48:01.120 --> 03:48:02.360
He got it.

03:48:02.360 --> 03:48:03.360
No sweat.

03:48:07.060 --> 03:48:08.060
This is audible.

03:48:08.060 --> 03:48:09.060
Not too fast.

03:48:09.060 --> 03:48:11.040
This is audible.

03:48:11.040 --> 03:48:12.540
Played on this D.

03:48:12.540 --> 03:48:13.440
Yeah, too slow.

03:48:13.440 --> 03:48:15.440
What the heck I was talking about.

03:48:17.340 --> 03:48:18.340
One crossed.

03:48:18.340 --> 03:48:23.340
I missed, motherfucker, I'm dead.

03:48:23.340 --> 03:48:27.540
He threw a smoke at me.

03:48:27.540 --> 03:48:28.540
I'm alive.

03:48:28.540 --> 03:48:36.020
This is Audible.

03:48:36.020 --> 03:48:37.020
That was a six-inch shot.

03:48:37.020 --> 03:48:39.140
Fuck, I'd be lucky if that was a six-inch shot.

03:48:39.140 --> 03:48:40.140
I heard shots.

03:48:46.420 --> 03:48:47.820
Oh, you fucking guy.

03:48:54.940 --> 03:48:55.540
Ouch.

03:48:55.540 --> 03:48:56.540
Can't enter.

03:49:00.380 --> 03:49:01.380
Oh.

03:49:03.380 --> 03:49:04.220
Where was the orange?

03:49:04.220 --> 03:49:05.020
Where's the orange?

03:49:05.020 --> 03:49:05.780
Where's the orange?

03:49:05.780 --> 03:49:07.100
Orange is watching long doors.

03:49:07.100 --> 03:49:07.780
Where's the orange?

03:49:07.780 --> 03:49:09.780
Orange, what are you doing?

03:49:12.300 --> 03:49:14.800
They died. Oh, okay. Thanks for the comms.

03:49:15.900 --> 03:49:16.600
We all died.

03:49:19.900 --> 03:49:20.560
Whoa!

03:49:28.040 --> 03:49:29.160
B rush? B rush?

03:49:34.720 --> 03:49:35.380
Let's do it.

03:49:37.780 --> 03:49:53.720
I think someone bought an AWP.

03:49:53.720 --> 03:50:02.680
I do someone bought an up

03:50:12.600 --> 03:50:14.600
We run this town

03:50:15.040 --> 03:50:17.040
This window oh

03:50:17.680 --> 03:50:19.680
Let's go. Let me get the up

03:50:19.680 --> 03:50:24.840
please please give me something give me something oh fuck oh I tried to grab it

03:50:24.840 --> 03:50:31.040
I got it I got it I got it oh you got it let's go let's go oh oh fuck I love

03:50:31.040 --> 03:50:36.400
winning in econ man holy shit and the spawn and the suicide spawn get out of

03:50:36.400 --> 03:50:41.640
my way orange get out of my way orange get the already got it's gonna get the

03:50:41.640 --> 03:50:48.560
fuck out of my way you need knife to make the jump one cross then he takes the

03:50:48.560 --> 03:50:54.640
shot for me. Wait, two suicides to play. We can play it like an old-school fucking firing

03:50:54.640 --> 03:51:02.640
line from the Revolutionary War. One cat. Confirmed.

03:51:02.640 --> 03:51:13.640
Oh fuck! Tunnels, tunnels. Lower tons.

03:51:13.640 --> 03:51:16.640
Nice.

03:51:16.640 --> 03:51:22.640
Should we throw?

03:51:22.640 --> 03:51:29.760
Just to play big dog.

03:51:29.760 --> 03:51:41.320
I think Cat's still alive.

03:51:41.320 --> 03:51:43.320
Let's do this.

03:51:54.460 --> 03:51:58.040
Oh, I, I, I, I saw the flash.

03:51:58.100 --> 03:51:59.500
I saw the muzzle flash.

03:52:00.140 --> 03:52:01.840
You had, you had one HP.

03:52:01.840 --> 03:52:02.340
I was rough.

03:52:03.240 --> 03:52:04.280
The rough spot to be in.

03:52:05.600 --> 03:52:06.380
It would have been sick.

03:52:06.380 --> 03:52:10.980
I honestly, I was a millimeter away, but honestly, most times, most times, I probably get them

03:52:10.980 --> 03:52:15.620
to be honest with you. It wasn't an underhand. It was it was the two

03:52:15.620 --> 03:52:20.260
tapper. It was like the shovel pass. That's a we in the business call it

03:52:20.260 --> 03:52:23.060
chiblethrow.

03:52:23.700 --> 03:52:28.340
Oh, I see it. It's like when you bounce pass in basketball.

03:52:29.300 --> 03:52:35.620
Okay, Clark. My goat. That's my goat right there.

03:52:37.620 --> 03:52:40.100
I didn't know you watched basketball, Corey. I thought you only watched men's

03:52:40.100 --> 03:52:47.100
basketball. I only watch the

03:52:47.100 --> 03:52:57.100
best. See what I did there? Yeah. What if what if women's basketball was basketball and men's basketball was men's basketball? That's the world. That's the world I want to live in.

03:53:10.100 --> 03:53:12.100
Ah

03:53:13.560 --> 03:53:15.560
The bomb go be

03:53:15.960 --> 03:53:18.440
Maybe yellow yellows bomb

03:53:20.480 --> 03:53:24.880
Oh fuck playing your fucking feet, bro. Oh shit one

03:53:26.160 --> 03:53:33.160
Anything I got to get the tons and help you help the squad mother got it should we jump

03:53:35.840 --> 03:53:37.840
Window one's going up window

03:53:40.100 --> 03:53:42.600
It's not window.

03:53:42.600 --> 03:53:43.600
Not bad, y'all.

03:53:43.600 --> 03:53:44.600
It's tons.

03:53:44.600 --> 03:53:45.600
Last tons.

03:53:45.600 --> 03:53:50.480
Well, ladies, playing for time.

03:53:50.480 --> 03:53:51.880
Literally stalled him so much.

03:53:51.880 --> 03:53:54.040
He's literally stalled so much he won't have time.

03:53:54.040 --> 03:53:55.040
You're right.

03:53:55.040 --> 03:53:56.040
You won't have time.

03:53:56.040 --> 03:53:59.960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

03:53:59.960 --> 03:54:00.960
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:54:00.960 --> 03:54:03.840
Also literally like Queen Tuppled Purple's ADR.

03:54:03.840 --> 03:54:07.080
They had, I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to be evil.

03:54:07.080 --> 03:54:08.420
They had 1780R.

03:54:08.420 --> 03:54:10.340
Let's have our 10P.

03:54:10.340 --> 03:54:11.340
They had 1780R.

03:54:11.340 --> 03:54:12.340
Yeah, Liam.

03:54:16.340 --> 03:54:17.340
Liam.

03:54:20.340 --> 03:54:22.540
What's better, P250 or 5.7?

03:54:24.820 --> 03:54:27.820
Uh, I don't know. I don't know actually. I don't know which does more damage.

03:54:29.420 --> 03:54:32.140
You ever wonder why this dude has handcuffs on his utility belt?

03:54:32.140 --> 03:54:35.340
You ever seen CTs take someone in non-legally, bro?

03:54:35.340 --> 03:54:41.340
I mean it's B rush, so we HE grenade.

03:54:41.340 --> 03:54:51.340
I think it might be A. I think it's A.

03:54:51.340 --> 03:54:57.340
Confirming no motion beating, no E.

03:54:57.340 --> 03:54:59.340
I'm coming cat with the dog.

03:55:05.340 --> 03:55:06.340
Oh my god.

03:55:07.340 --> 03:55:10.340
How did that- he danced around every shot I made then.

03:55:12.340 --> 03:55:13.340
You got this, you got this dog.

03:55:13.340 --> 03:55:15.340
Oh shit, I didn't even know I was dead.

03:55:17.340 --> 03:55:20.340
I was still standing up, I died standing up.

03:55:21.340 --> 03:55:23.340
Did I play the fish till the day? No I didn't.

03:55:23.340 --> 03:55:26.340
Yet he got banned in my chat, they need a place to go.

03:55:27.340 --> 03:55:33.500
How'd you know how'd you know they got banned like eight seconds into the stream today? Yeah

03:55:34.420 --> 03:55:40.820
Again, yeah, no man. I know what are they typing? I think this was like an ASCII among us this time

03:55:46.740 --> 03:55:50.440
Wasn't me I think that's honestly like funniest pop

03:55:50.440 --> 03:55:57.400
I'm doing long gas flank

03:56:01.900 --> 03:56:03.900
Everyone just died on a

03:56:08.180 --> 03:56:15.440
Cory with the pick through the smoke literally hit him in the I saw blood come out of his cheek

03:56:15.440 --> 03:56:24.200
Yeah, those play a little scared man. They've been on this slow creep for like at least

03:56:24.200 --> 03:56:25.200
two minutes.

03:56:25.200 --> 03:56:28.200
I mean, he's round the game.

03:56:28.200 --> 03:56:31.160
Oh, hell of a shot though. Hell of a shot.

03:56:31.160 --> 03:56:32.160
The rounds are fake.

03:56:32.160 --> 03:56:41.200
Oh, these rounds are pissing me off. We should have had round one.

03:56:41.200 --> 03:56:42.200
I can live with that.

03:56:42.200 --> 03:56:45.200
I'll get in the luckiest shot through the smoke.

03:56:51.200 --> 03:56:54.200
Purple. Purple, I'm gonna need you to clutch up here.

03:56:54.200 --> 03:56:56.200
Move it, don't move it.

03:56:56.200 --> 03:56:58.200
Tootsweetching on me.

03:56:59.200 --> 03:57:02.200
I've got none on B, y'all, and I'm gonna rush them.

03:57:07.200 --> 03:57:09.200
You just flashed over A.

03:57:09.200 --> 03:57:19.280
I think they're taking the angry if it really weird a smoke shots categorically

03:57:19.280 --> 03:57:29.280
damn koi, damn!

03:57:29.280 --> 03:57:31.280
damn!

03:57:31.280 --> 03:57:45.280
oh, it's such a good try!

03:57:45.280 --> 03:57:55.100
That was actually like the greatest try I've ever seen fuck

03:57:55.100 --> 03:58:01.520
Now they're obviously expecting us to overload cat because they rush it every time so what

03:58:01.520 --> 03:58:05.200
we fucking do is just do what we've been doing

03:58:05.200 --> 03:58:12.600
It was a 4k, yeah, and I almost had that guy, too.

03:58:12.600 --> 03:58:14.600
6x9.

03:58:14.600 --> 03:58:23.280
Oh shit, my AG this time.

03:58:23.280 --> 03:58:26.040
One tunnels.

03:58:26.040 --> 03:58:27.040
One tunnels.

03:58:27.040 --> 03:58:31.320
More than one tunnels.

03:58:31.320 --> 03:58:33.360
Many tunnels.

03:58:33.360 --> 03:58:35.000
at least two tunnels.

03:58:36.640 --> 03:58:37.960
So track one from there.

03:58:43.600 --> 03:58:44.440
We did damage.

03:58:44.440 --> 03:58:45.880
We fucking do damage there.

03:58:48.880 --> 03:58:54.720
The shotgun is awesome when they go the way

03:58:54.720 --> 03:58:57.520
that you are holding.

03:58:57.520 --> 03:59:00.520
It's not quite as good when they go the other way though.

03:59:00.520 --> 03:59:01.760
My king.

03:59:03.360 --> 03:59:05.360
No defuser.

03:59:05.360 --> 03:59:11.760
Oh no, we do have Dan on our team.

03:59:11.760 --> 03:59:21.760
He just keeps swapping through every gun to find the best skin.

03:59:21.760 --> 03:59:31.760
Oh, okay, okay.

03:59:31.760 --> 03:59:39.720
Dude, that was a crazy round.

03:59:39.720 --> 03:59:49.160
Let's go yellow.

03:59:49.160 --> 03:59:50.160
Let's fucking go.

03:59:50.160 --> 03:59:51.160
Push him.

03:59:51.160 --> 04:00:05.080
ten inches it's ten inch season bro bombs down long okay you missed me

04:00:05.080 --> 04:00:12.000
pop patrol doing the work on cat pop patrol thought patrols he's a pop

04:00:12.000 --> 04:00:29.440
control last one's car was is oh it's it's that guy it's the dude at 27 damage

04:00:29.440 --> 04:00:39.160
that guy that round was fucking sick that round was sick do you see the dude

04:00:39.160 --> 04:00:44.040
I love them they get slumped and they're not in like a lying down position when they died

04:00:44.040 --> 04:00:46.080
They're like a kind of like a propped up position

04:00:46.720 --> 04:00:47.880
mm-hmm

04:00:47.880 --> 04:00:49.980
As you know, he died uncomfy

04:00:51.040 --> 04:00:53.480
Remember the ragdolls and siege that shit. Oh

04:00:56.360 --> 04:00:59.440
We need to make another siege man flash long

04:01:01.120 --> 04:01:03.720
I'm dead long to the greatest legal shot of all time

04:01:09.160 --> 04:01:17.160
Oh, simple one. One of the most superior demon shots I've ever seen in my entire life.

04:01:29.160 --> 04:01:30.160
Yeah, I love this.

04:01:33.160 --> 04:01:34.160
Oh shit.

04:01:34.160 --> 04:01:35.160
No, good idea.

04:01:35.160 --> 04:01:38.160
Why is our yellow been the slowest, longest flank of all time?

04:01:38.160 --> 04:01:41.960
Your life doesn't mean anything just get it get win rounds win rounds, bro

04:01:49.680 --> 04:01:52.440
He did it oh shit

04:02:00.080 --> 04:02:04.420
They got kid they got kid think he's had a time now

04:02:08.160 --> 04:02:23.600
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointing type shit right there man.

04:02:23.600 --> 04:02:30.960
Just the way he's not putting himself below the team, let's put it that way.

04:02:30.960 --> 04:02:34.200
How the fuck are you throwing your pistol at me for bro?

04:02:34.200 --> 04:02:35.200
I don't want that.

04:02:35.200 --> 04:02:36.000
They got one.

04:02:54.880 --> 04:02:56.880
Seems like they never split.

04:02:57.200 --> 04:02:58.360
Well, I see one red...

04:02:58.360 --> 04:02:59.240
Awww!

04:02:59.240 --> 04:03:00.200
...on my way back.

04:03:00.520 --> 04:03:01.520
One dinked on Cat.

04:03:03.360 --> 04:03:04.320
Think this, bro.

04:03:05.200 --> 04:03:12.100
Yeah, there he is.

04:03:12.100 --> 04:03:22.280
Damn, the fuck happened long, man.

04:03:22.280 --> 04:03:23.280
Everything, I think.

04:03:23.280 --> 04:03:25.400
Did you see bomb there?

04:03:25.400 --> 04:03:26.400
No.

04:03:26.400 --> 04:03:27.400
Oh, cat.

04:03:27.400 --> 04:03:29.400
Oh, oh, cat.

04:03:37.040 --> 04:03:43.560
Cory scoreboard check. How good is the enemy? He's second from bottom, but he's 15 and 12.

04:03:49.480 --> 04:03:55.280
Playtime catch him on the rotate. Yeah, I had a feeling that there must have been bomb on cat.

04:03:57.400 --> 04:04:07.280
Let's do this purple you want to see some crazy shit it's two ops

04:04:07.280 --> 04:04:15.320
oh okay all right well it's awesome crazy shit my plan my plan was to do this my plan

04:04:15.320 --> 04:04:20.640
was to go like this flash out and then when he looked away I would jump in with the op

04:04:20.640 --> 04:04:27.120
and no scoping because this I mean this skin kind of looks it would catch the

04:04:27.120 --> 04:04:31.280
eye let's put it that way it would have been crazy I will say that much it

04:04:31.280 --> 04:04:34.080
would have been really amazing if that happens I'm just gonna pretend that

04:04:34.080 --> 04:04:39.720
that's what happened librarian you can edit that right imagine

04:04:43.160 --> 04:04:47.160
God this would be a big round

04:04:50.640 --> 04:04:59.440
Nothing long yet.

04:04:59.440 --> 04:05:00.840
Nothing B either.

04:05:00.840 --> 04:05:03.780
Purple's making an aggressive push up cat scare me a little bit.

04:05:03.780 --> 04:05:06.560
They've been killed cat immediately.

04:05:06.560 --> 04:05:08.960
I'm going to molly it off to buy us a minute.

04:05:08.960 --> 04:05:13.880
Under to mid from B they said.

04:05:13.880 --> 04:05:18.000
Under to mid from B.

04:05:18.000 --> 04:05:21.580
yesterday i guess they've ran through be three tons

04:05:21.580 --> 04:05:25.720
once the long and they're all can't man

04:05:25.720 --> 04:05:32.720
yeah you can go like tunnels to cat right

04:05:32.840 --> 04:05:39.840
ice icy icy

04:05:48.000 --> 04:05:50.000
Well, that was horrible.

04:05:50.000 --> 04:05:52.000
Yeah, that was about it.

04:05:56.000 --> 04:05:58.000
Damn, I'm broke!

04:06:00.000 --> 04:06:02.000
I got up. You all on?

04:06:02.000 --> 04:06:03.000
No.

04:06:03.000 --> 04:06:07.000
I mean, someone's gotta go up to stop them from winning this round.

04:06:11.000 --> 04:06:13.000
Go, go, go!

04:06:15.000 --> 04:06:17.000
Grab my up when I die here.

04:06:18.000 --> 04:06:25.260
nobody suicide flash long immediately pivoting along the opt along there's

04:06:25.260 --> 04:06:34.520
just one off I don't saw one there's three long yeah you got it you got a

04:06:34.520 --> 04:06:40.520
flanker I'm dead man it's yellow guess who it is

04:06:40.520 --> 04:06:46.520
They did they did overload me. I got literally got mine. I literally got mine

04:06:59.760 --> 04:07:04.640
Low-key they have two two thousand seven damage. Can we have a real conversation might be the best year

04:07:05.480 --> 04:07:07.800
Might be one of the best years I've ever been alive for

04:07:07.800 --> 04:07:23.240
2007 2007 pretty good year yeah good ass year man can't disagree oh six was

04:07:23.240 --> 04:07:30.280
better oh six had some motion but oh seven was having him it did it did have

04:07:30.280 --> 04:07:35.760
the fuck-ass writer strike that ruined studio 60 on the sunset strip flash is

04:07:35.760 --> 04:07:46.960
long good reflash long I missed my shot they're all out long long I got a

04:07:46.960 --> 04:07:51.760
record he's relaying the comms to the yes yes yes I'm not just like he's not

04:07:51.760 --> 04:08:02.160
hearing me say long 10 times and then going so it's long correct cat I'll

04:08:02.160 --> 04:08:04.960
just draw a circle over his head I'll just draw a circle around his fucking head

04:08:04.960 --> 04:08:06.960
Whatever

04:08:08.080 --> 04:08:12.040
That was practice has warm-up whoo that ADR course

04:08:19.320 --> 04:08:25.040
Yep get better I mean purple was doing some crazy shit there

04:08:25.040 --> 04:08:32.800
I said y'all suck get better who said that

04:08:32.800 --> 04:08:39.800
right enemy team are top our top fragger that dude is literally like the solo queues solo

04:08:39.800 --> 04:08:44.040
cure I've ever seen in my entire life dude was like as soon as the bomb was planted he

04:08:44.040 --> 04:08:50.280
rotated on shift from the other side like just exclusively concerned about protecting

04:08:50.280 --> 04:08:59.960
his own KDR, not a carry in the fucking world about whether or not we lose the round.

04:08:59.960 --> 04:09:05.240
Like imagine structuring your entire strategy around maximizing the chance to be top frag

04:09:05.240 --> 04:09:08.200
for the losing team.

04:09:08.200 --> 04:09:10.200
I

04:09:14.040 --> 04:09:16.040
Teammate political preferences I

04:09:18.600 --> 04:09:24.480
Mean everyone playing this game is like the 20 and a dude, right? So I just assumed they're like straight-up MAGA

04:09:26.040 --> 04:09:28.040
By a lot of them

04:09:28.480 --> 04:09:32.820
Those guys yesterday definitely not everybody can be 37

04:09:33.960 --> 04:09:35.960
White Canadian and does

04:09:38.200 --> 04:09:40.200
Political opinions of all time.

04:09:43.400 --> 04:09:49.680
Jen, how did we get to the how did we get to the Kamala impression yesterday? We had to get there vis-a-vis another impression.

04:09:52.480 --> 04:09:54.160
Yeah, but it was like

04:09:54.160 --> 04:09:57.360
We but if when I tried to do it, I couldn't do it

04:09:57.360 --> 04:10:00.800
But someone was like just do the impression like this and then it kind of came out

04:10:02.960 --> 04:10:04.560
Do not come

04:10:04.560 --> 04:10:09.440
It was like, yeah, it was M.M. at Walsh from Blood Simple.

04:10:09.440 --> 04:10:10.280
That's right.

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If I see him,

04:10:12.680 --> 04:10:16.320
I'll be sure.

04:10:16.320 --> 04:10:21.320
I guess the hardest I've ever heard you laugh,

04:10:24.660 --> 04:10:27.920
or at least the fastest you've ever laughed

04:10:27.920 --> 04:10:29.920
at the dumbest shit.

04:10:29.920 --> 04:10:43.920
It's so good. It's just like she's here. If I see him, I'll be sure to give him a message.

04:10:43.920 --> 04:10:44.920
Mm-hmm.

04:10:44.920 --> 04:10:45.920
Like that?

04:10:53.920 --> 04:10:55.920
Jesus Christ.

04:10:55.920 --> 04:11:00.920
even if it's bad you know who it was

04:11:00.920 --> 04:11:05.920
I mean I do now because I was literally prefaced with the impression

04:11:05.920 --> 04:11:11.920
who's doing it?

04:11:11.920 --> 04:11:15.920
they should have called that shit blood complicated

04:11:15.920 --> 04:11:19.920
Corey figured it out though he gave it a four stars I think on Letterbox

04:11:19.920 --> 04:11:24.920
12 years ago

04:11:24.920 --> 04:11:31.880
Long time I think I probably saw that movie probably six years before letterbox existed as well

04:11:32.560 --> 04:11:35.720
Your ass is probably baked off your fucking gourd too

04:11:37.360 --> 04:11:38.860
I

04:11:38.860 --> 04:11:40.860
Could have been my straight edge era. Oh

04:11:42.000 --> 04:11:44.000
CM punkler

04:11:44.400 --> 04:11:46.400
Sniffing the X's on my knuckles

04:11:46.720 --> 04:11:48.720
No caffeine either. Oh

04:11:49.160 --> 04:11:52.200
No caffeine was chill. Really? I thought that was like

04:11:52.200 --> 04:11:58.520
like, or is it one of those things where it's like only assholes care about the, the caffeine?

04:11:58.520 --> 04:12:02.680
Only assholes are straight edge stuff, you know?

04:12:02.680 --> 04:12:04.280
Can I say something?

04:12:04.280 --> 04:12:07.880
You literally can't be straight edge until you're 20.

04:12:07.880 --> 04:12:11.480
If you're 17 and straight edge, you ain't straight edge, you're just a kid.

04:12:11.480 --> 04:12:12.480
Let's go.

04:12:12.480 --> 04:12:14.040
Alright, this is D rush.

04:12:14.040 --> 04:12:15.440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:12:15.440 --> 04:12:19.880
You know, like, everyone was doing like 13.

04:12:19.880 --> 04:12:26.880
Not in my school, I went to a school, I'm sure some people were doing drugs, like glue and gas and shit like that, but...

04:12:27.880 --> 04:12:29.880
What are you stopping for?

04:12:30.880 --> 04:12:31.880
Sorry.

04:12:35.880 --> 04:12:36.880
Team in flash.

04:12:39.880 --> 04:12:40.880
This guy's gun is Lego.

04:12:41.880 --> 04:12:43.880
Oh my god, how did I not fucking kill him?

04:12:49.880 --> 04:12:51.880
I

04:12:52.760 --> 04:12:55.320
Literally I did more than a hundred damage anyway

04:12:55.320 --> 04:13:01.400
I love when three people fucking run into apartments and then just stop the stock is crazy

04:13:01.400 --> 04:13:06.920
And then I just I got stuck and died demon mo with the deagle

04:13:06.920 --> 04:13:26.040
I have bomb motherfuckers you go be all you want I wouldn't say hold w I'd say okay we're

04:13:26.040 --> 04:13:34.000
holding w in this piece how did that not hit I don't care about this team right now man

04:13:34.000 --> 04:13:39.420
We can structure a way to make this team win because I can tell you just from the way that they're playing right now

04:13:39.820 --> 04:13:44.540
Green is going to buy up every round that can afford it and go mid when they can't afford it

04:13:44.540 --> 04:13:46.540
They're gonna go scout. So how do we play around?

04:13:47.260 --> 04:13:51.780
We will okay. Well, it's simple. We wait they're gonna buy it if you fucking trust me

04:13:51.900 --> 04:13:54.940
Wait for them to buy scout this round before you buy or load out look at green

04:13:56.100 --> 04:13:58.100
What did he buy what the

04:13:58.100 --> 04:14:04.460
Okay, so now it's simple. We lurk until we see if he gets a pick or he gets picked

04:14:06.740 --> 04:14:13.380
Yeah, if he gets a pick we we overload mid and take a side if he gets picked fuck it

04:14:13.380 --> 04:14:15.380
I guess we just lose around

04:14:28.100 --> 04:14:30.760
Alright, I didn't see this coming.

04:14:30.760 --> 04:14:31.760
Connector?

04:14:31.760 --> 04:14:32.760
Good kill.

04:14:32.760 --> 04:14:38.760
I've been killed from the connector.

04:14:38.760 --> 04:14:39.760
Tapacanya.

04:14:39.760 --> 04:14:44.240
Was it smoked or am I stupid?

04:14:44.240 --> 04:14:45.840
No, Khan wasn't smoked.

04:14:45.840 --> 04:14:46.840
Window was smoked.

04:14:46.840 --> 04:14:47.840
Oh shit.

04:14:47.840 --> 04:14:50.840
Well then, it was probably an easy shot.

04:14:50.840 --> 04:14:51.840
Oh fuck.

04:14:51.840 --> 04:14:55.840
Damn, two on one though.

04:14:55.840 --> 04:14:57.840
Held too many

04:15:02.680 --> 04:15:06.180
Blue I'm not trustin blue man. They're too twitchy our rates too high

04:15:15.840 --> 04:15:18.640
Bring me a song to set me free

04:15:20.080 --> 04:15:22.080
Nobody writes some like

04:15:22.080 --> 04:15:29.080
favorite track off of it you're feeling sinister what do you think I'd have to

04:15:29.080 --> 04:15:34.600
look at the track here let me help you stars are tracking fields seeing other

04:15:34.600 --> 04:15:38.920
people me in the major like Dylan in the movies get me away from here I'm dying

04:15:38.920 --> 04:15:44.400
Fox in the snow may fly Judy in the dream of horses if you're feeling

04:15:44.400 --> 04:15:52.680
sinister. I do like if you're feeling sinister. I is a good one. She was into

04:15:52.680 --> 04:15:59.280
SNM in Bible study. Not everyone's cup of tea. She would admit to me.

04:16:02.480 --> 04:16:09.000
It's kind of insane to me that you could just like. It's literally top 10.

04:16:09.000 --> 04:16:13.560
The tracks were in the wrong order close to the end but literally one of my top

04:16:13.560 --> 04:16:20.560
10 albums of all time. I love Scotland. Is anyone here from Scotland?

04:16:25.560 --> 04:16:28.560
Anyone in chat from Scotland?

04:16:32.560 --> 04:16:33.560
Stairs?

04:16:33.560 --> 04:16:36.560
Come from anywhere?

04:16:36.560 --> 04:16:38.560
Sounds like jungle?

04:16:38.560 --> 04:16:40.560
Oh, it's a decoy?

04:16:40.560 --> 04:16:42.560
I've been stood in decoy

04:16:44.720 --> 04:16:51.180
Smooth around smooth fucking round actually pisses me off nobody got a fucking kill off my flash because I saw the dude with his hands up

04:16:53.880 --> 04:16:57.600
Yet his hands up to his face like when a streamer eats on stream

04:16:57.600 --> 04:17:11.920
literally all my damages in round one this is a fucking disaster I love I love voice

04:17:11.920 --> 04:17:13.440
comms

04:17:13.440 --> 04:17:22.440
got like a 12 year old who wants to op mid and then you got like a I don't know a 26

04:17:22.440 --> 04:17:23.440
year old stoner

04:17:23.440 --> 04:17:28.440
I'm a smoke, I'm a smoke.

04:17:28.440 --> 04:17:31.440
Alright, boy died B.

04:17:38.440 --> 04:17:39.440
Faded him.

04:17:39.440 --> 04:17:40.440
Flashing out with bomb.

04:17:40.440 --> 04:17:42.440
Let's do this chumps.

04:17:44.440 --> 04:17:45.440
Con smoke.

04:17:45.440 --> 04:17:48.440
Oh shit, there's one waiting there with the deagle, the strongest gun in the game.

04:17:53.440 --> 04:18:05.040
was master chief. Oh my god, he's crazy. Yellow got a triple with that eagle, man. That's

04:18:05.040 --> 04:18:17.200
crazy. Have a shit that gets you saying, um,

04:18:17.200 --> 04:18:19.200
I

04:18:21.540 --> 04:18:23.540
Say you never use the one that gets you

04:18:24.500 --> 04:18:29.640
It's funny. They got it not dressed as master chief his name. Maybe they're all dressed as master chief names. Halo

04:18:31.240 --> 04:18:34.020
It's John Halo, bro, John Halo

04:18:41.360 --> 04:18:45.520
Oh shit his name's the whale, okay, wait, I love that

04:18:47.200 --> 04:18:54.960
He was in the guy by a jet ski the other day. Oh, dude rip to the legend not not the wholesome Chungus Brandon Frazier

04:19:04.360 --> 04:19:06.360
He's offing a

04:19:08.840 --> 04:19:10.840
We take those

04:19:17.200 --> 04:19:22.000
Next time Chibu plays Tomodachi, I'm going to his chat and ask when he's going to put

04:19:22.000 --> 04:19:23.000
in the whale.

04:19:23.000 --> 04:19:24.000
Oh, shit.

04:19:24.000 --> 04:19:25.000
You see that?

04:19:25.000 --> 04:19:26.000
You see that bounce pass?

04:19:26.000 --> 04:19:27.000
Baiting Yuto.

04:19:27.000 --> 04:19:28.000
Oh, Caitlyn.

04:19:28.000 --> 04:19:29.000
Mm-hmm.

04:19:29.000 --> 04:19:30.000
Mm-hmm.

04:19:30.000 --> 04:19:42.000
Okay, they just jumped through, they just went window or something?

04:19:42.000 --> 04:19:44.200
Okay, but then we go back.

04:19:44.200 --> 04:19:47.200
Now that we've thrown smoke, will we go back?

04:19:49.200 --> 04:19:51.200
Did you throw smoke at the end of that?

04:19:51.200 --> 04:19:52.200
Yep.

04:19:54.200 --> 04:19:56.200
Heard not a heard mid.

04:19:58.200 --> 04:20:00.200
Call it a stinky decoy.

04:20:04.200 --> 04:20:06.200
What do you think this smoke smells like, man?

04:20:07.200 --> 04:20:08.200
Is it one window?

04:20:09.200 --> 04:20:10.200
Hi Sulfur.

04:20:11.200 --> 04:20:12.200
Missed me.

04:20:14.200 --> 04:20:21.200
Oh my god, he's crazy, dude.

04:20:21.200 --> 04:20:26.200
Oh shit.

04:20:26.200 --> 04:20:29.800
I turned away from the flash and still got flashed like crazy.

04:20:29.800 --> 04:20:35.200
It literally went off in your hand, to be honest with you.

04:20:35.200 --> 04:20:37.600
I guess there's nothing I can do about that.

04:20:37.600 --> 04:20:41.100
No vorage.

04:20:41.100 --> 04:20:42.100
Envourish?

04:20:47.100 --> 04:20:49.100
I'll not buy any shit.

04:20:50.100 --> 04:20:53.100
Smoke window, Nova rush down fucking mid.

04:20:53.100 --> 04:20:55.100
Wait for the smoke to bloom.

04:21:05.100 --> 04:21:06.100
One connected.

04:21:11.100 --> 04:21:12.100
Get him.

04:21:13.100 --> 04:21:15.100
Get him, chums. Flash out. Chibli flash.

04:21:23.100 --> 04:21:26.100
What the... it hit him in the Raybanks. It hit him in the Raybanks.

04:21:26.100 --> 04:21:28.100
This will literally work. Aggression will literally work.

04:21:34.100 --> 04:21:35.100
It's a decoy. It's a decoy.

04:21:35.100 --> 04:21:37.100
He does keep looking at it. He's scared of it.

04:21:41.100 --> 04:21:43.100
I

04:21:44.300 --> 04:21:49.380
Got me better than me. He's better than me. He's better than me and fuck mirage better than me

04:21:53.260 --> 04:21:55.460
I got away so fast Nova Rush

04:21:57.820 --> 04:22:02.900
You really want to do a Nova Rush, but we're getting our asses beat better do something

04:22:05.780 --> 04:22:07.780
It works if you get kills

04:22:11.100 --> 04:22:14.180
I'm just trying to do some like 10-inch your plays, you know

04:22:17.140 --> 04:22:21.900
Also, I'm gonna tell your chat my profile picture is not Steven Miller

04:22:21.900 --> 04:22:24.460
You could just change it. They ask it every day

04:22:29.100 --> 04:22:32.020
Brungle smoked off I'm going in

04:22:34.860 --> 04:22:36.860
Close left

04:22:41.100 --> 04:22:43.100
I

04:22:45.100 --> 04:22:48.400
Play at the bomb play at the bomb blue blue bomb bomb

04:22:53.020 --> 04:22:55.020
Dude was on top of stairs

04:22:57.260 --> 04:22:59.260
Well, good shot

04:23:01.340 --> 04:23:03.340
On last time

04:23:03.340 --> 04:23:13.340
Yeah. Take us up. Take us up.

04:23:13.340 --> 04:23:21.340
Oh, we already did. Let's go.

04:23:21.340 --> 04:23:32.340
You smelled it. Should have never given me up, bro.

04:23:32.340 --> 04:23:46.660
to have a nova as your secondary if you have op though windows clear one is in

04:23:46.660 --> 04:23:52.980
window one crossed window to bait us

04:23:52.980 --> 04:23:59.100
some some guy with the speech impediment trying to see tomatoes

04:23:59.100 --> 04:24:04.140
we're smoking history just dropped on connector my bad

04:24:04.140 --> 04:24:07.980
baby cat cat cat

04:24:07.980 --> 04:24:14.620
it was my fault how the fuck is he so good

04:24:14.620 --> 04:24:20.020
with the P90 bro they got mad they got mad he's so good with the P90

04:24:20.020 --> 04:24:25.020
That gun was cursed man. I was getting chased by like malevolent spirits and shit.

04:24:25.020 --> 04:24:27.020
Nova rush maybe?

04:24:28.020 --> 04:24:29.020
Sure.

04:24:31.020 --> 04:24:32.020
Where are we rushing?

04:24:32.020 --> 04:24:33.020
I don't know.

04:24:35.020 --> 04:24:40.020
I don't like this map. I think this map gets all the heat that they should be given to dust.

04:24:45.020 --> 04:24:48.020
Everyone's like, dust sucks so much. I love playing it, but dust sucks.

04:24:48.020 --> 04:24:54.880
This is the map that I'm like this map fucking sucks, bro, I used to like Mirage now and I'm liking it less I

04:24:57.980 --> 04:24:59.980
Think it's just it's very CT-sided

04:25:04.100 --> 04:25:06.100
You got me

04:25:06.100 --> 04:25:21.460
Yeah, you really time that Justin like the last keystroke on that bomb

04:25:26.260 --> 04:25:30.300
We got this y'all, you know, I'm broke. I got up

04:25:31.940 --> 04:25:33.940
I'm surprised

04:25:34.900 --> 04:25:38.480
These guys are really good. They are they're owning us

04:25:42.120 --> 04:25:47.800
Just smoke mid window and a split B split every round. What is that? What is a split slash B split mean?

04:25:47.800 --> 04:25:49.940
Does that mean choose one or does that mean do both?

04:25:54.740 --> 04:26:01.020
One jump the window oh my god bottom mid

04:26:03.940 --> 04:26:10.940
certified pen in your place

04:26:15.420 --> 04:26:18.720
one's going palace, that's our guy never mind

04:26:18.720 --> 04:26:25.720
that's you, that's me bro

04:26:25.720 --> 04:26:30.400
forgot me

04:26:30.400 --> 04:26:33.400
another offer

04:26:33.400 --> 04:26:37.560
Hard to be the op when you miss the first shot and then

04:26:38.960 --> 04:26:42.200
all 14 mates have died by the time you get to the position.

04:26:42.200 --> 04:26:45.160
So you're kind of like, what am I gonna do?

04:26:47.560 --> 04:26:49.560
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

04:26:51.960 --> 04:26:53.960
Come on, come on, let's go.

04:27:03.400 --> 04:27:05.400
Good news is you might be done in time for another one.

04:27:08.600 --> 04:27:09.100
Okay.

04:27:13.100 --> 04:27:15.100
Oh my god, op on stairs.

04:27:17.000 --> 04:27:17.800
Just me, huh?

04:27:17.800 --> 04:27:32.320
The

04:27:32.320 --> 04:27:35.560
steps everywhere man.

04:27:35.560 --> 04:27:40.920
Fuck ass grape.

04:27:40.920 --> 04:27:45.440
Yeah I know where I'm going.

04:27:45.440 --> 04:27:47.560
They know I'm not very good.

04:27:47.560 --> 04:27:53.560
Yeah, what I was going to say is so they're going to rush me so I can afford to get to that window.

04:27:57.560 --> 04:27:58.560
I got no words of advice.

04:27:58.560 --> 04:28:00.560
I added some extra damage that time though.

04:28:01.560 --> 04:28:04.560
I can pass green. That's my goal right now. I can pass green.

04:28:10.560 --> 04:28:11.560
Let's get a grenade.

04:28:11.560 --> 04:28:15.200
I mean, it's a great game.

04:28:15.200 --> 04:28:21.560
Cyber shell, holy shit, low key, 250 is better than 57.

04:28:21.560 --> 04:28:22.560
B250?

04:28:22.560 --> 04:28:23.560
Yeah.

04:28:23.560 --> 04:28:34.060
I don't think it's A. What was that for, Green?

04:28:34.060 --> 04:28:35.560
What was that for?

04:28:35.560 --> 04:28:41.720
Holy crap, this guy is losing his mind.

04:28:41.720 --> 04:28:43.440
One top mid.

04:28:43.440 --> 04:28:49.160
They planted the bomb on the B site.

04:28:49.160 --> 04:28:50.680
Oh my god.

04:28:50.680 --> 04:28:51.680
Dude.

04:28:51.680 --> 04:28:53.120
The guy does not miss.

04:28:53.120 --> 04:28:54.120
What the fuck?

04:28:54.120 --> 04:28:55.120
How does this keep happening?

04:28:55.120 --> 04:28:56.120
I was in a gunfight.

04:28:56.120 --> 04:28:58.040
It's not like I was not playing aggressive.

04:28:58.040 --> 04:29:16.280
I have 63 damage. I'm coming for you, green. I'm coming for you.

04:29:16.280 --> 04:29:23.800
There's literally smurfing, so I'm not even sweating this.

04:29:23.800 --> 04:29:42.040
to get him next time.

04:29:42.040 --> 04:29:43.560
Bomb has shown itself, eh?

04:29:43.560 --> 04:29:45.320
Yeah, nothing, nothing being...

04:29:45.320 --> 04:29:51.680
They're all about AK, Karen, too, huh?

04:29:51.680 --> 04:29:52.680
More damage for me?

04:29:52.680 --> 04:29:53.680
Literally a win for me?

04:29:53.680 --> 04:29:55.440
I did damage.

04:29:55.440 --> 04:29:57.720
Interesting, the first time I've ever seen stream snipers

04:29:57.720 --> 04:29:59.480
who are stream sniping from not girls,

04:29:59.480 --> 04:30:01.520
where I go, because they're scared of me.

04:30:01.520 --> 04:30:03.020
And my nose looks like.

04:30:09.020 --> 04:30:09.860
Crazy, man.

04:30:11.120 --> 04:30:12.620
They got a sandwich, man.

04:30:14.360 --> 04:30:15.720
Oh, there's a banana now.

04:30:15.720 --> 04:30:17.760
Damn, making me hungry.

04:30:19.240 --> 04:30:20.200
Sandwich banana.

04:30:20.200 --> 04:30:29.880
Oh shit green green are you tired that's crazy you got the momentum though

04:30:29.880 --> 04:30:34.520
100% get picked

04:30:34.520 --> 04:30:36.520
I

04:30:38.920 --> 04:30:40.920
We're solo on one apps

04:30:42.680 --> 04:30:44.680
On a brother

04:30:46.360 --> 04:30:48.640
Two apps two apps a thousand in the apartments

04:30:48.640 --> 04:31:05.680
I'm the highest value you till of all time.

04:31:05.680 --> 04:31:15.320
I think I heard seven different burns go off.

04:31:15.320 --> 04:31:16.320
He's playing to the speed.

04:31:16.320 --> 04:31:17.320
You gotta respect that.

04:31:17.320 --> 04:31:31.320
He won with one HP after getting burned down to one holy shit, man.

04:31:31.320 --> 04:31:38.840
I got a time again so he clutches up.

04:31:38.840 --> 04:31:41.640
I hit three of them with one grenade in there.

04:31:41.640 --> 04:31:43.640
Apartment grenade is good

04:31:44.920 --> 04:31:46.920
It's all you

04:31:53.080 --> 04:31:55.080
You will flash

04:31:57.520 --> 04:32:01.080
Demon mom they're out ramp apparently

04:32:05.840 --> 04:32:09.960
What do we do we not have we had smokes we had smokes on ramp man

04:32:11.640 --> 04:32:13.640
Oh

04:32:21.640 --> 04:32:24.200
My god, I can't shoot for shit right now, man

04:32:26.120 --> 04:32:30.520
Also, how is he moving so much while shooting my he's counter strafing

04:32:32.840 --> 04:32:34.840
They're Dan's

04:32:35.820 --> 04:32:37.820
You should be able to buy four flashes

04:32:37.820 --> 04:32:42.700
Oh no, fucking green's coming for me now, green heard your shit.

04:32:42.700 --> 04:32:44.740
Oh shit, I gotta have a big round man.

04:32:44.740 --> 04:32:49.660
That's my bad, I thought our teammates threw smoke, I assumed it was like a cover and angle,

04:32:49.660 --> 04:32:53.300
but instead it just kind of blew up in the middle of spawn, and I got shot in the middle

04:32:53.300 --> 04:32:57.700
of sight, I got shot in the back.

04:32:57.700 --> 04:32:58.700
Ugoflash.

04:32:58.700 --> 04:33:02.300
What's a bugle flash?

04:33:02.300 --> 04:33:04.140
A two-tapper.

04:33:04.140 --> 04:33:06.740
Footsteps A. Lots of footsteps A.

04:33:06.740 --> 04:33:16.740
Oh my god.

04:33:16.740 --> 04:33:32.740
The mixer at that time, that time we went 4B.

04:33:32.740 --> 04:33:34.740
The terrorists win.

04:33:36.740 --> 04:33:38.740
That's a terrible game.

04:33:39.740 --> 04:33:46.740
You know, if you type fast enough, if you type GG, the first G makes it look like you're saying gay to all.

04:33:50.740 --> 04:33:51.740
See? Watch this.

04:33:52.740 --> 04:33:55.740
Doesn't it look like the first G makes it say gay to all?

04:33:55.740 --> 04:33:57.740
I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying.

04:33:57.740 --> 04:34:04.220
I see what you're saying because it says say to all but then you replace the s with the g

04:34:06.540 --> 04:34:13.180
Yeah, you got one more in you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean this has been a fucking disaster man

04:34:16.980 --> 04:34:21.340
There's some trail mix or something that was a terrible that was a terrible game

04:34:21.340 --> 04:34:24.620
I feel like those guys were not the ranked that they were

04:34:27.740 --> 04:34:43.660
Chad, why are you doing it on Yeti and Chad, what'd they do?

04:34:43.660 --> 04:34:50.820
I think Yeti's an interesting idea.

04:34:50.820 --> 04:34:55.980
They gotta give themselves a little more time.

04:34:55.980 --> 04:34:58.480
They got a bloom a little bit more slowly.

04:34:58.480 --> 04:34:59.480
You know what I mean?

04:34:59.480 --> 04:35:02.980
Oh, he mistyped and said he was Magga.

04:35:02.980 --> 04:35:03.980
Woo.

04:35:03.980 --> 04:35:08.980
Oops, typo.

04:35:08.980 --> 04:35:22.980
Very unfortunate typo.

04:35:22.980 --> 04:35:24.980
Can't stop winning.

04:35:24.980 --> 04:35:26.980
Who's that?

04:35:26.980 --> 04:35:34.980
He meant Mala.

04:35:34.980 --> 04:35:48.980
I'll say it, Mala-Tongue kind of legit.

04:35:48.980 --> 04:35:50.980
Molotov great

04:35:54.520 --> 04:35:56.420
It does piss me off though when I go to a place

04:35:56.420 --> 04:36:03.540
That's like a Molotov hot pot and I get it and it's just spicy as fuck. Mmm. And there's no tingle. Yeah, no no no

04:36:08.540 --> 04:36:12.960
What's your big way order usually put too many meatballs in it at first

04:36:15.620 --> 04:36:18.580
Overloaded with cabbage at the end. I'm a number one spicy

04:36:18.980 --> 04:36:26.980
signature Roth guy. How spicy you get it though. Two chili peppers. Yeah me too. I got it I got it

04:36:26.980 --> 04:36:31.860
more than that once and I was like it's still edible but it's like a little bit too uncountable.

04:36:31.860 --> 04:36:38.420
That's a real question how much is your order on average? I don't know like 34 dollars. 26 months.

04:36:41.620 --> 04:36:46.580
I get the garlic sausage I put too much in that shit. And then you're like why the fuck did I

04:36:46.580 --> 04:36:47.700
I had the shrimp cake.

04:36:47.700 --> 04:36:49.940
Yeah, why did I want you?

04:36:49.940 --> 04:36:51.260
Tofu, what am I thinking?

04:36:51.260 --> 04:36:53.300
It's just pure weight.

04:36:53.300 --> 04:36:56.380
What's up, Bogan Mirage, man?

04:36:56.380 --> 04:36:58.620
Oh, fuck, well, we should have banned Mirage.

04:36:58.620 --> 04:36:59.500
We had an opportunity.

04:36:59.500 --> 04:37:00.260
Don't blame me.

04:37:00.260 --> 04:37:02.140
I voted against Mirage.

04:37:02.140 --> 04:37:03.260
Oh, I wasn't paying attention.

04:37:11.740 --> 04:37:13.100
Hi, Grag.

04:37:13.100 --> 04:37:14.100
I banned Dust.

04:37:14.100 --> 04:37:17.780
I thought we were voting for the one that we wanted to play.

04:37:17.780 --> 04:37:18.780
Yeah.

04:37:18.780 --> 04:37:26.780
Hahaha.

04:37:26.780 --> 04:37:27.780
Brush?

04:37:27.780 --> 04:37:28.780
Mhm.

04:37:28.780 --> 04:37:29.780
Mhm.

04:37:29.780 --> 04:37:30.780
What's up?

04:37:30.780 --> 04:37:31.780
Not much man.

04:37:31.780 --> 04:37:33.780
What's up with you?

04:37:33.780 --> 04:37:39.220
I'm talking to the guy in chat.

04:37:39.220 --> 04:37:40.220
Hahaha.

04:37:40.220 --> 04:37:41.220
No guy?

04:37:41.220 --> 04:37:42.220
Yeah.

04:37:42.220 --> 04:37:59.920
yeah he's the one guy talking right now the team though they're all be they're

04:37:59.920 --> 04:38:03.000
I'll be I told you guys I told you

04:38:13.400 --> 04:38:15.400
Fucker man

04:38:19.160 --> 04:38:21.160
Oh

04:38:22.840 --> 04:38:24.120
Dancing

04:38:24.120 --> 04:38:25.800
Holy shit, we can do this

04:38:25.800 --> 04:38:31.440
That was a classic example of like you get killed because the guy has 15,000 rank

04:38:31.440 --> 04:38:34.760
And then you watch him fight somebody else and he's like he can't even shoot the gun

04:38:36.000 --> 04:38:43.920
I've never seen a more balanced team on like a closer in rank team than ours is right now. Oh shit. You're not wrong

04:38:46.760 --> 04:38:49.160
He said let's go be again damn

04:38:49.880 --> 04:38:52.880
No, but rush maybe no no no no no go away go away

04:38:52.880 --> 04:38:56.880
That's what he said. No, no, no, no, no, no, go away.

04:39:02.880 --> 04:39:04.880
He's yelling in blue to go away.

04:39:04.880 --> 04:39:05.880
I'm blue, man.

04:39:05.880 --> 04:39:06.880
Fuck. Fuck.

04:39:06.880 --> 04:39:09.880
I'm blue and I'm fucking confused in the comms.

04:39:14.880 --> 04:39:16.880
Oh, yep, that's good.

04:39:46.880 --> 04:39:51.080
Let's see, you got a Kamala impression?

04:39:51.080 --> 04:40:00.000
Dude, smoke circle, Kamala, Trump, obviously, Theo Vaughn, Assam Piker.

04:40:00.000 --> 04:40:07.880
Could be a fucking vibe, man, maybe we could hash this shit out.

04:40:07.880 --> 04:40:12.000
Okay, they're just killing each other on the team, I love it.

04:40:12.000 --> 04:40:14.400
Or it's hell bro you go flash

04:40:18.180 --> 04:40:20.180
Jungle jungle is dead

04:40:21.440 --> 04:40:23.960
I'm playing ten inch your mom con con con con

04:40:28.920 --> 04:40:30.920
Okay, you want to go again

04:40:33.440 --> 04:40:39.980
You want to play one more let's go. Yeah, dude easiest 300 points. Yes

04:40:42.000 --> 04:40:44.000
I

04:40:44.200 --> 04:40:47.760
Don't fuck happen there. Okay. We got to make sure to vote against mirage. Mm-hmm

04:40:50.480 --> 04:40:52.480
That is a nightmare blunt rotation I

04:40:54.160 --> 04:40:56.720
Think it'd be okay as long as you said like no politics

04:41:04.120 --> 04:41:06.120
Son wouldn't even be able to talk

04:41:06.800 --> 04:41:09.480
That's who you have a problem with in the in the Kamala

04:41:09.480 --> 04:41:14.020
Theo, Theo, he would like, he'd be telling some like fucked up stories about his like

04:41:14.020 --> 04:41:15.020
uncles or something.

04:41:15.020 --> 04:41:19.940
In the Kamala Trump Theo Von Hassan smoke circle, you got a problem with Hassan.

04:41:19.940 --> 04:41:20.940
I didn't hear Trump.

04:41:20.940 --> 04:41:25.420
I didn't hear Trump.

04:41:25.420 --> 04:41:28.780
I didn't hear Trump.

04:41:28.780 --> 04:41:29.780
No.

04:41:29.780 --> 04:41:38.700
Yeah, Theo would have to carry.

04:41:38.700 --> 04:41:43.340
politics well probably damn Kamala would smoke all the weed before it even

04:41:43.340 --> 04:41:48.660
got around the circle why is that well doesn't she love cannabis or does she

04:41:48.660 --> 04:41:54.180
hate cannabis when she like the DA for California I feel like she's probably

04:41:54.180 --> 04:41:58.740
yeah which means she smokes it but she puts people in prison for smoking it

04:41:58.740 --> 04:42:04.340
right true the classic hypocrite

04:42:34.340 --> 04:42:38.220
my tail in four parts. A life machine.

04:42:38.220 --> 04:42:40.720
of stories. You do machine.

04:42:40.720 --> 04:42:45.980
in my way. Remember those guys?

04:42:45.980 --> 04:42:51.120
Yes. Very. I've had email

04:42:51.120 --> 04:42:52.500
correspondence with many of them.

04:42:52.500 --> 04:42:58.620
I wonder what they're up to. I haven't

04:42:58.620 --> 04:43:00.940
I've talked to many of them recently.

04:43:12.260 --> 04:43:13.580
Except.

04:43:13.580 --> 04:43:18.580
Except me and the dude who did Christopher Walk in Place,

04:43:20.100 --> 04:43:25.100
Amnesia, have a once a week rap session, just chop it up.

04:43:28.620 --> 04:43:35.620
I don't know. I don't know.

04:43:35.620 --> 04:43:40.620
I'm smart. I'm smart. Yeah.

04:43:40.620 --> 04:43:47.620
Oh, and then they ban ancient. Yeah, they can ban ancient.

04:43:47.620 --> 04:43:52.620
I don't hate ancient.

04:43:52.620 --> 04:43:54.620
why mirage

04:44:08.820 --> 04:44:16.140
I'm sorry, I hate people who vote against dust too. I hate them. I hate them. I hate because you know, they're a YouTube video watcher

04:44:17.500 --> 04:44:19.500
Cory again you

04:44:49.500 --> 04:44:57.820
someone boss my whole fucking life I've been a man guy what's up man hey how's

04:44:57.820 --> 04:45:03.060
it going man yeah I'm a man or a dude guy for sure you think if I met someone

04:45:03.060 --> 04:45:06.260
for the first time I could get away with just being a boss guy because I

04:45:06.260 --> 04:45:10.060
recently changed what kind of guy I am I'm no longer a wave when someone does

04:45:10.060 --> 04:45:14.460
something nice in traffic I'm like I'm a peace sign guy and it felt like my

04:45:14.460 --> 04:45:18.780
heart rate got quickened the first few times I did it but now it just feels

04:45:18.780 --> 04:45:22.740
normal they don't know you're doing a

04:45:22.740 --> 04:45:26.740
piece of oh I believe in the good in

04:45:26.740 --> 04:45:27.900
everyone bro

04:45:27.900 --> 04:45:28.820
I mean they probably just think you're

04:45:28.820 --> 04:45:33.900
putting your hand up kind of tough

04:45:33.900 --> 04:45:37.380
because I got one hand in my pocket on

04:45:37.380 --> 04:45:38.620
your smoking cigarette the other one's

04:45:38.620 --> 04:45:41.820
playing a motherfucking piano shouldn't do

04:45:41.820 --> 04:45:44.740
that while driving it's literally on my

04:45:44.740 --> 04:45:54.260
phone. Damn! We run these streets, we run these streets. Uh, it's garbage actually.

04:45:54.260 --> 04:46:00.260
Oh! He shot the gun out of the air! Am I crazy or did he shoot the gun out of the

04:46:00.260 --> 04:46:06.900
motherfucking air when I threw it? Chad, you gotta tell me what happened. Did you see that?

04:46:06.900 --> 04:46:20.720
I was drunk but I'm sober yes I'm cruel but I'm kind yes baby

04:46:20.720 --> 04:46:33.560
Koi yes decoy oh we had this guy on our team before too I'd never forget that

04:46:33.560 --> 04:46:40.880
name. Where they at? Where they at? Catwalk. They're on the catwalk like

04:46:40.880 --> 04:46:49.280
bright shed Fred. This guy's no no no no that he's either cheating or he's

04:46:49.280 --> 04:47:00.680
insane with the eagle. That did not happen. Be careful his beagle seems to be

04:47:00.680 --> 04:47:02.680
Magnetic

04:47:08.440 --> 04:47:12.440
They were 2v1 anyway, yeah, they're gonna be

04:47:14.640 --> 04:47:17.620
And that was three crazy shots yes

04:47:18.840 --> 04:47:23.280
And it wasn't like we lined up like we were all in different spots

04:47:24.440 --> 04:47:29.100
This oh shit. He's got the dreams and nightmares man. Maybe you took it off my body now. I'd say

04:47:30.680 --> 04:47:36.360
I couldn't hit that shit literally toggled to the void suspicion

04:47:43.000 --> 04:47:48.560
I lit on the other team billion koyangi mentioned for you listen to our Iran yet

04:47:50.560 --> 04:47:56.780
Who listen to BTS new album are around yet. No, that won't be played when in a different direction with this one

04:47:56.780 --> 04:48:03.380
Yeah, not not so danceable. It's not as it's not as bubblegum boy bands

04:48:04.580 --> 04:48:10.740
They got a couple songs kind of got like a get a little trap beat to them. It's a little it's a little out of the pocket

04:48:20.460 --> 04:48:22.460
We called out cat for me

04:48:23.860 --> 04:48:25.860
Yeah

04:48:25.860 --> 04:48:37.180
double door what excuse me he literally okay so first one guy's hacking with aim

04:48:37.180 --> 04:48:43.020
hack and then the other guy his head doesn't explode when I shoot it that's

04:48:43.020 --> 04:48:45.020
anyone

04:48:57.180 --> 04:48:59.180
Joker guys

04:49:01.300 --> 04:49:03.860
Todd what the fuck Todd

04:49:05.940 --> 04:49:08.360
God I can't wait for CT side men

04:49:09.220 --> 04:49:12.060
They got to make a movie about CT side dust to

04:49:13.020 --> 04:49:15.020
Ha ha ha ha

04:49:19.560 --> 04:49:22.340
Dude did jump headshot a guy with the AK

04:49:28.480 --> 04:49:30.480
Let's go out long

04:49:33.300 --> 04:49:40.200
Todd said he was feeling himself on that one damn I love that for you, oh gee

04:49:43.020 --> 04:49:46.020
I'm buying some Sephora.

04:49:46.020 --> 04:49:47.520
Buying some Sephora?

04:49:47.520 --> 04:49:48.520
Yeah, I heard that.

04:49:48.520 --> 04:49:52.520
I think he said I'm buying some Sephora.

04:49:52.520 --> 04:49:53.020
Mogged.

04:49:58.020 --> 04:49:58.520
Fuck it, bro.

04:49:58.520 --> 04:50:01.520
Seems like I should be running cat every time.

04:50:01.520 --> 04:50:02.520
What a shot.

04:50:05.520 --> 04:50:06.520
Where's the bomb?

04:50:09.520 --> 04:50:11.520
Looks like I died with it.

04:50:11.520 --> 04:50:12.520
Epic blunders.

04:50:13.020 --> 04:50:31.300
I think I got to wait till like next Tuesday.

04:50:31.300 --> 04:50:34.420
Don't say that if someone pulls up the stream and they're watching or they're playing in

04:50:34.420 --> 04:50:35.740
our game, it's curtains.

04:50:35.740 --> 04:50:36.740
Nobody says curtains anymore.

04:50:36.740 --> 04:50:39.820
That's like some 1951 shit.

04:50:39.820 --> 04:50:40.820
Nobody says that shit.

04:50:40.820 --> 04:50:42.820
that's kind of sick though

04:50:42.820 --> 04:50:44.820
nobody says it's curtainless man

04:50:44.820 --> 04:50:46.820
nobody said that since like the fucking

04:50:46.820 --> 04:50:48.820
eisenhower administration

04:50:48.820 --> 04:50:50.820
you're cutting me off from the

04:50:50.820 --> 04:50:52.820
casco parking lot that's kaitens

04:50:52.820 --> 04:50:54.820
1951

04:50:54.820 --> 04:50:56.820
casco would be crazy

04:50:56.820 --> 04:50:58.820
oh my smoke, what the fuck did my smoke go?

04:50:58.820 --> 04:51:00.820
it's just gone

04:51:00.820 --> 04:51:02.820
watch this

04:51:04.820 --> 04:51:06.820
that time we did line up for him

04:51:06.820 --> 04:51:08.820
oh my god

04:51:10.820 --> 04:51:13.620
He aced us.

04:51:13.620 --> 04:51:14.320
He aced us.

04:51:17.940 --> 04:51:19.040
I missed.

04:51:19.040 --> 04:51:21.440
Well, like, where was the smoke going?

04:51:21.440 --> 04:51:22.880
Was it going mid?

04:51:22.880 --> 04:51:25.040
Yeah, I don't think that would have changed that much,

04:51:25.040 --> 04:51:25.820
to be honest.

04:51:25.820 --> 04:51:27.020
No, they wouldn't have.

04:51:30.280 --> 04:51:34.920
I know 1951 Costco is like probably in the top 10 most

04:51:35.980 --> 04:51:38.920
chad GPT generated screenshots of all time.

04:51:38.920 --> 04:51:48.120
They're always putting shit like, what if Costco existed in 1951?

04:51:48.120 --> 04:51:50.680
Popeye movies starring Stanley Tucci.

04:51:50.680 --> 04:51:56.600
Got my small mist again, what the fuck.

04:51:56.600 --> 04:51:57.600
I got 17 health.

04:51:57.600 --> 04:51:58.600
I'll enter.

04:51:58.600 --> 04:51:59.600
Got him into me.

04:51:59.600 --> 04:52:00.600
I'm throwing a flashback.

04:52:00.600 --> 04:52:01.600
Good try, Corey.

04:52:01.600 --> 04:52:02.600
Good try.

04:52:02.600 --> 04:52:04.600
I

04:52:06.520 --> 04:52:09.480
Try Corey to try just flashbangs didn't work. I

04:52:11.800 --> 04:52:17.240
Do I have an issue with one of our teammates and it's the teammate who sees you and me go in and die and then

04:52:18.040 --> 04:52:20.040
Walks in right after

04:52:21.200 --> 04:52:28.120
Like they they go, oh two people died at that exact angle. Let me give me a second and then I'm gonna push it

04:52:28.120 --> 04:52:34.280
Don't say that's me. That's not me. That's not I'm the guy who just goes in and gets shot

04:52:41.880 --> 04:52:47.080
Yeah, I followed around those I got nothing my neck it boy

04:52:51.520 --> 04:52:53.680
All bullets do the same damage in the dark

04:52:58.880 --> 04:53:00.880
Up or down?

04:53:13.840 --> 04:53:15.840
What the fuck?

04:53:17.360 --> 04:53:20.280
Going down? Good. Oh shit. I

04:53:21.680 --> 04:53:26.720
Kind of souls on our team is also the enemy team is fucking they're on some shit. Okay. Can I say that?

04:53:26.720 --> 04:53:29.080
I'm not saying they're cheating. They're on some shit

04:53:34.700 --> 04:53:40.480
They do be on some shit there's like the first four rounds they were nothing and they were they were straight ducky

04:53:42.360 --> 04:53:48.440
There was that one digler, I mean the dude who got an ace was legit for sure

04:53:48.440 --> 04:54:05.920
It's like when you get a fart that's like, um, CQB instead of long range.

04:54:05.920 --> 04:54:10.880
You know what I'm talking about?

04:54:10.880 --> 04:54:15.960
When you get the fart that just kind of like, after you fart it, like it only looks like

04:54:15.960 --> 04:54:17.960
I'm in shot of your ass

04:54:18.840 --> 04:54:20.840
Bro with this guy, what are you looking at?

04:54:30.120 --> 04:54:32.120
It's like in XCOM terms

04:54:32.920 --> 04:54:38.720
like a sniper in XCOM is like a straight line and then the shotgun is like a

04:54:40.400 --> 04:54:42.080
30-degree

04:54:42.080 --> 04:54:44.080
arc like a radion

04:54:44.080 --> 04:54:49.240
one more cat some of the the most satisfying farts are the ones that go

04:54:49.240 --> 04:54:54.760
long range the worst ones are the ones that just peter out as soon as they

04:54:54.760 --> 04:54:58.640
leave the crack I hate the ones that feel like they just make a bubble in your

04:54:58.640 --> 04:55:06.760
underpants and they don't go away exactly I don't know I don't know you're

04:55:06.760 --> 04:55:09.520
not supposed to fart in the bathtub because then there's poop bacteria and

04:55:09.520 --> 04:55:13.200
you're kind of like swimming in it yeah but the soap will take care of that right

04:55:13.200 --> 04:55:18.600
I don't think they're putting any kind of antimicrobials in dub for men bro I'm

04:55:18.600 --> 04:55:22.880
pretty sure it's just like vinegar and good vibes

04:55:22.880 --> 04:55:25.880
Jesus Christ

04:55:27.080 --> 04:55:35.040
how bad y'all decided oh fuck go that way means two boys are there at least

04:55:35.040 --> 04:55:39.000
slow playing wait for them to come out

04:55:39.520 --> 04:55:49.520
Make it sound.

04:55:49.520 --> 04:55:53.320
My king.

04:55:53.320 --> 04:56:07.840
One more mid.

04:56:07.840 --> 04:56:17.280
the fucker. Yellow, look behind you! Yellow, look behind you!

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Oh, Cory, Cory's carrying bro.

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Last one killed me. I, well, never mind, never mind. No comms, comms.

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I've been so long since I shaved man the hair got soft cat good plays man good plays

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I don't want that fucking AK man I've been sucking with the AK okay 4k I'll take it I

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I don't think I've done anything in like six rounds, man.

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You're out of glycogen.

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I think I just I just kind of running in.

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I'm just kind of running in first, wherever our teammates are, and then getting.

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Getting tapped.

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I think it's smoke.

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Two on B.

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Oh, two crossed.

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I guess is what it means.

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I think that the patience is the play though well

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Okay, that's that's they're like best play I snatched his soul

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Almost had him

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Come on now can't be dying like that the scout

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up. Where's it me, huh?

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Scroll wheel user.

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What a shot. Hold the crosshair placement. Holy shit.

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Bombs up there, huh?

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Whoa! Oh my God!

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Yeah, but there's an operator.

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You need to scout with the op, gotcha.

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I didn't know.

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Op, gotcha.

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I don't know, man, B.

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It's five and five. Like, it's surprisingly not that bad.

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I know you're waiting on them alone.

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The flank, there.

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Oh.

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Thanos, watch out for Thanos. Thanos, they've got Nistanos.

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They're blue is insane, man.

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I'm sorry, he's not 6665, he's not 6665.

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Yellow's getting flamed.

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They should be flamin' me, but like, I...

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I mean, Yellow didn't even enter the site, he just waited outside on the arch site.

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He's like, what angle are you covering?

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He did do that, but we were camping the long doors angle and Bro was just emptying into

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it with a negef, like literally nullifying the other people that are watching that already.

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It's so crazy.

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Whatever, CT side of map.

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I'm gonna get their best player suicide.

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I'm playing like a 10-inch here.

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One crossed.

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He's killed me.

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Their best player's killed me.

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I've dropped an op suicide.

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I fucked up the smoke again, man. I keep fucking up the smoke.

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What the fuck?

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You got hopped, right?

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Yeah. I don't really want to fuck with that.

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Hopped down suicide could be big for next round.

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Okay.

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Okay?

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Okay?

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Okay?

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Okay.

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I I feel you on that one hysteric though. I feel you on that one

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You aim at one guy you have a perfect headshot and then another guy walks in front of you

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So you divert your shot under that guy. That's real. That's real shit

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Been there

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God I love CT

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No pressure, but if we don't win pistol around I'm leaving the game

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I've burned several of them and killed two.

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Two more out long.

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My brother.

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My brother, please.

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to our lawn. Oh my god.

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I am a beagle on pistol round.

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Mother fucker.

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Oh my god. Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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I did.

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You did well.

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I got I got instead.

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No, the rush.

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It's not even a Nova.

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desperate times call for desperate measures I think it's the shit they were

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using in Terminator 2, man

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oh don't don't run to me and then do a 180 what are you doing

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step stones one there one there one there

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I'll be, I'll be.

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Motherfucker, man.

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You got the one though, right?

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I got mine.

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Yeah.

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That's something's not right, man.

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I'm telling you something's not right.

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This one guy with the deagle is crazy.

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I don't understand why he's better with the deagle than every other gun.

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It doesn't make any sense.

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That's how you know this guy is relatable.

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When the second guy walked out, he shot in between the two of them.

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This is the truest shit that Chad's ever said.

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It's you and me, Cory.

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Like we're gonna lose this, but like it's between you and me to see who's gonna do

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do more damage

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tons they said

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watch out for fire

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well it's gonna slow down my flank quite considerably

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like a B rush again

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Yeah, that sucks for me wait for the reload

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That sucks for me the smokers

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Fucking war zone out there man. Yeah, that's soft. Oh my god

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That's fucking suck.

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I gotta catch him.

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100 and 150, 150, 161 damage, 161 damage.

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Literally you can do that with one good grenade.

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Come on, come on, chop chop.

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I can't believe how much they've been pushing B.

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They seem like the type of fellas to mix it up just cause.

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I hear them going long. Or don't. Cat.

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I ran out of bullets. Cat, cat.

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I don't want the AK, bro. Fuck, you got a lot of damage that round.

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Motherfucker!

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I killed her! I killed her!

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Motherfucker, man!

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She got 360-watt damage or laid out!

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They did walk into the crosshair. It was pretty awesome.

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Let's go!

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And he got the God spawn, motherfucker, man.

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They're out. They made it out.

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Got mine left alone.

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He did get his.

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The hell was that, man?

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Why did one of the guys have an again? What the fuck was that?

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He just buys it every round.

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I'm realizing this is the downside of playing a game that people have played for like 20 years.

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that they'd literally just get bored and they go,

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I'm gonna see what my rank will be

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if I just use the new game every round.

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I remember like we had our daughter

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and then during the time.

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Do you remember that?

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Well, of course, but it's a busy time.

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There's a lot of shit going on.

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COVID, remember?

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But anyway, so I would be,

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she would be like a little baby in her rocking chair.

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So I'd be bouncing the rocking chair and I'd be I have like

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seven seconds of free time a day, play a game of Rocket League

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and then I queue against or have someone on my motherfucking team

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that's called like I only drive in reverse.

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You're like, might as well just turn my fucking Xbox off.

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Yeah. Hey, hope you don't mind.

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I'm just trying something new.

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I'm bored. So I thought I would troll Jesus.

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Oh, say no Rocket League.

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The teammate is abandoned the match.

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Ah man, I gotta play this one out, I'm afraid.

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All right, good stream.

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Okay.

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The other guy is fucking ass.

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He doesn't know how to fucking play, he said.

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That's fair.

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Most time alive, 12 minutes.

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This is a pretty good indication of how that one went.

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12 minutes?

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That's nasty, man.

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Did I?

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I may have voted to surrender accidentally.

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All right man, have a good weekend.

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It's not like you deprived us of a lot of good gameplay probably.

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Oh, that is fucking funny though.

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Alright, send you over to my wife's stream.

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Goodbye, have a great weekend.

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Just check the box,unk.

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What does check the box mean? Just check the box,unk.

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I already did my long form census.

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Is that what you're talking about?

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already did it. But the long form does also ask you, it was like, hey, how much work did

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you do this week, but the dates are in the future? And I was like, I guess I'll just

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have to throw in an estimate here, because I don't know, I'm not clairvoyant or whatever.

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No one cares. That's fine. I'll send you over to my live stream. Have a good weekend. Goodbye.

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Thank you.