you
Yeti, did you know that in the mod view, there's a button that says Suspicious User Activity
And for the entire time that I've been using mod tools,
I've never seen it have a single notification.
I went to ModView today, it has nine notifications
because every time you type, like I really think
that they did not think this feature out,
every time you type, it makes,
it's like a Discord notification.
Like it makes the suspicious user tab get a plus one in red font.
Like it's so crazy that they said, we're going to punish this person who might be a
banevator by giving them a direct line to the streamer.
It's an unbelievably misaligned incentive.
It is good for chat, I guess.
Well, it's good for the chatterers who don't like Yeti, which I'm not trying to ruin your life Yeti.
It's kind of surprising to me that there are people literally on the reddit that are beefing with Yeti.
Yeti's posting gay Bob Dylan parodies on the reddit. They're posting like psycho analysis essays.
Who do you think I'm beefing with bro?
Bugging both of them, but like if I had to choose one, who do you think...
Let's just say hypothetically we were in a room and while you can't finish the sentence
but you can fill in the blanks if you've seen the office.
Regardless, Yeti, I mean it's literally you've typed three more messages, they're right here.
Yeah, there it is.
When the pussy comes out sizzling.
Don't worry, I'm on the reddit pretending to hate Yeti too even though I am Yeti.
That's pretty fucking funny, honestly.
I was laughing watching Chibli play Counter-Strike.
I think Hannah's funny as fuck.
She went down banana and got killed and she was laughing and she said, let me tell you,
the pussy bit back, that shit took me out for like five minutes.
She couldn't even get the sentence out without laughing.
I was like, that is, that's a great line.
Now, for some reason, if I said it, people would hit me with question marks, but that's
my cross to bear.
That's my cross to bear.
Hey, and Elbin, here you talk about bursitis in your shoulder.
You consider getting a massage.
Uh, actually, Bersides is my elbow. Um, but I do appreciate your concern.
I'll just say it. I don't think massage is fake.
Massage, massage, obvious. It's two different G sounds there.
Massage, obviously.
Okay, massage obviously feels good.
That being said, I'm not paying the prices they're charging.
I'm sorry. I'm not paying...
I'm not paying a dollar a minute.
I'm not paying 80 cents a minute for a massage. It's just not gonna happen.
happen. I could hook you up. Well, I'd rather pay than get a free massage for sure from from
chat. I will say and I don't know if this is necessarily like if there's medical benefits
this but I would be stoked like I would pay $15 for a 15 minute massage maybe you can actually
get that done but there's no shot I'm paying 60 bucks for an hour or a hundred bucks for 90 minutes
it's just not going to happen I'll just suffer instead
I did the census. It took it took three minutes with five questions. Did you get the long form?
Yeah, maybe I did get the fucking long form or can I say
Do you have anybody else that lives in your house?
If you live by yourself in an apartment, I think the census would take five minutes
But every single question gets multiplied by the number of people that live in your house
I have a kid, it still took about 5 minutes.
I didn't get any religion questions, damn, maybe I did get the long form census.
As someone who got the long form census, let me say anyone begging for the long form census,
you are not missing the fuck out.
Let me pr- I am also a nerd.
You are not missing out, man.
I still want it.
Why so you can tell them you're an atheist?
Bro, you already put in that you're 25 and live in Toronto.
They know, man.
They know.
Come on.
What a ridiculous question.
They said you're a 25-year-old Anglophone that lives in Toronto.
They don't need to ask the religious question.
Literally, I am irreligious, popped up in gray, immutable text.
Oh, you're 35 with a common law partner and no kids?
Just curious.
What God do you worship?
Come on.
They can't do the math to figure out how many people live in your house
house when you say it's me, my wife, and one kid, but they definitely know.
They can read between the lines on that.
Let me put myself right here.
And the dragon dropped orbs, so very fine.
Our census in Ontario was just about ethnicity,
not religion.
You didn't get the long form jealous.
First off, it stats Canada, not stats Ontario.
Average Ontario, when you remind them
that there's nine other provinces
and three territories in Canada,
it stats can, not stats on.
Okay, go back to petitioning your premier
not to purchase a private jet, buddy.
We out here three hours behind
and still ahead of the curve.
BC, baby.
I didn't say shit about Ontario, by the way.
I literally like Ontario.
It's one of the best places to go out to Boston Pizza
and see lots of dudes taking their wives out for anniversaries
and they're wearing baseball caps.
Damn it, so did this player always been this quiet?
Or did I go like half-deaf?
Okay, we gotta do some grinding today, y'all.
Because I have the Necrobinder at level 9, and I have the Defect at level 9, and we gotta
get him up to level 10, man.
And I don't wanna hear any madness about the Beta Branch, okay?
I understand that the Beta Branch had a patch.
I'm not on it, bro.
We can enjoy the door maker for like another week or something like that.
Is that simple?
Why are people review bombing the game?
I don't even want to go off on a rant, okay?
But literally Slay This Pire 2 is one of the greatest games ever made.
It has mostly negative reviews on Steam and all of the negative reviews are like, don't
play it because the door maker is too hard.
Are you fucking stupid?
The door maker is literally the easiest boss.
The Queen and the Experimental Subject are too fucking hard and don't even get me started
on that motherfucker on Act 1 who you have to hit nine times before he takes damage for
the first time.
The Door Maker is easy, man.
Test subject doing too much?
Oh, anyway.
moving on. Is there no music in the game? Why is it so quiet, man? You all up
that? No, man, I'm in it. Look. Maybe I can kind of hear it. Maybe all the blood
rushed to my head and out of my ears or something like that.
Are you guys washed in the blood of the lamb?
I'm just, I'm not even looking at what path I'm going to take, I'm just scrolling.
Silver crucible means we want to combat early at a minimum.
Just figure out what the hell we're doing with this fella.
Yeah, first reform mentioned.
Mm-mm
Wasn't that the title of a Coldplay album I literally a I wouldn't know
Be I know the title of one Coldplay album, and I think it's called parachutes
But if you're asking me about parachutes buddy you better be talking about shugo Tokumaru
Oh, that's right, I rushed a blood to the head, that's right.
That's the one with, ooh.
Ah.
They were spitting with that one.
Hmm.
These are three beautiful choices, man.
I mean, I really like Haunt,
and then just adding as many souls as possible.
I love that song for real you love clocks by Coldplay and it's nothing as far as Coldplay
songs go you could do a lot worse you could do a lot worse don't get me wrong that's huge
Hold. Love Fallen Kingdom? Are you my daughter? Don't answer that. You know, I don't know why
I'm surprised with Silver Crucible that I'm seeing upgraded card rewards buddy. That's what
they do. That's what they do is give you upgraded card rewards. I'd like to summon
nine and then exhaust and then literally just do damage. Slug mode. Anyone else are
you guys smart? Wait, how would you phrase this if you were trying to farm points?
Are you like me or are you intelligent? That's how we farm on this one. I only
just found out that there are two different biomes on the first floor.
I'm a little embarrassed to say it but did you know there's there's an under
docks and then there's like I don't know like a forest biome? I had no idea man I'm
just being honest with you. The game tells you about it explicitly. Yeah, I mean, what
do you want me to say? Who reads? Well, like a lot of people are reading like, you know,
Romantic and stuff like that, which by the way is fine. In my opinion, at least. Like
I don't even, I've played, well, you know, let me check.
I've played 82 hours of this.
I can tell you the names of no enemies for one,
except for bosses, and even the bosses,
I have to triple check.
And then beyond that, there are cards I still,
not only do not know the name of the card,
but I have no concept of what it does.
I do know the shrink beetle. Okay, that's fair. I know the shrink beetle
Preferred noodle
Now this is a fucked up turn man preferred noodle for me is ramen. I'm becoming more
Trying to think of what the right word would be
I'm becoming less axiomatic when it comes to noodles.
I used to kind of be like a ramen noodle or bus sort of guy.
Now I'm like, you know, if I'm on an airplane and the meal has one of those weird little
semi-square soba containers with it with the soba sauce, it's kind of like a sweet soy
sauce or something like that.
I would, I'll eat the soba.
I can't believe we're not getting any cards with souls, man.
They're literally trolling me here.
Fancy?
Well, when you fly an economy on an Asian airline,
they actually treat you like a human being.
Now, one of the things that's been hardest for me to accept
as I've gotten older and traveled a little bit
is that the thing frowny face, thing Japan bat chest
is literally, actually sadly, and I wish it weren't the case,
but is actually true in a lot of circumstances.
So there's a surprising amount of...
Well, I guess we're just dead, that's cool.
Surprising amount of circumstances
where it actually is like, like,
thing Japan, it's not gonna change your life necessarily,
but thing Japan can sometimes be better
than the default version of thing North America, for sure.
Now, I'm not sure it applies to the family
of my fried chicken, but anyway.
I do like a random rare.
I said, I ain't gonna do it without my Scython!
Oh no!
Glass noodles are great.
Listen, at this point in my life, I'm so carb-coated that I'll take anything as long as it's not
fuck-ass konyaku or something like that.
We'll play this site later, man. It'll happen, don't worry.
Have you seen a Koriata movie?
Chad, I'm getting confused right now.
Koriata is the one that the librarian is watching all the time right now, right?
Who's the one that did a big bald, beautiful journey?
journey, with easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen, but then everybody else was
like, you've got to watch the other ones because that one's just this uniquely terrible.
That's Koganada.
And then who did Rental Family?
That's Hikari.
I would love to make a joke, but to be honest, I should be able to remember those.
those three, that shouldn't be that hard.
This should be easy enough.
Let's keep it, let's keep it punching here.
Monolingual is literally not my fault.
It's society's fault for teaching me like the most OP language first.
If they taught me a less powerful language by default, I would probably be bilingual,
but I might fuck it.
I might even be trial-lingual at this point.
the mother of inventions bro but English is literally OP take another Grave Warden why
not they don't want to hear it but he's right listen I understand it I mean if
If you're an idiot, it sounds offensive to say English is OP, but they literally, it's
on the sign in like every single country.
Like you travel almost anywhere in the world and English is on the sign.
I'm not saying that's how it should be, by the way, I'm saying like, to be honest with
you, it makes you feel kind of bad.
It makes you feel like that's not fair, like I flew across the Pacific Ocean.
Why the fuck is my language on the sign?
Like, it feels problematic, but at the same time, you're like, damn, I guess that's where
I go if I want to get to Ikebukuro, so you take the good with the bad, you know?
Huge
Dredge are we dredging dredging you
I know you're not a physical media guy, but if you could have any blu-ray, what would it be?
I don't have an answer for that, but does anyone want to go to black dog video and then just buy like a fuck ton of
Criterion collection editions and put them back here
Put them back here to virtue signal mostly movies that I've never seen I want to see right there
I want Mishima a life in four parts next to that
Twin Peaks firewalk with me boom move it over one
Seven samurai and then ran the the Kurosawa double hit
Let's put do the right thing right there. Okay, what are we going to have next to that?
Hmm, come and see right next to stalker right next to Solaris.
Festin, I think Festin and Yahten right next to one another. Maybe, might I suggest, right next to
Druke, right next to Druke. Is there a, is there a criterion collection? We need Bochervall. We need
Bo-Travai up there. Dredge is really good. Let me think about this beast.
Both of these. We need a couple copies of both of these. Wally criterion. Is there
really a criterion collection edition of Wally? I need that next to a new Hope, man.
Yes, dude.
You know what movie I actually have to see?
Thank you for mentioning it, by the way.
A movie I actually have to see, because I saw it when I was a child, when it was just
a joke to me, because I was like eight, is Babe.
And I don't know, we're in this post-Ironic era, where I also don't know if Babe Pig in
the city is a joke or if it's actually Kino like I watched babe when I was like
eights not a good time to watch a movie with like a gooey emotional center
because I was basically just like yes a movie about a pig it's you know simple
ass 13 you're doing 24 I think that means I can get to 23 I can live with
23 on this one. I can live with taking a small amount of damage on this one. Marley and me?
No, I was like, I'm pretty sure that shit came out when the NLSS was on. So like that shit,
it was not a childhood movie for a beast like me.
Can you take a turn you don't take a turn off huh so I should have been attacking you
this whole time great fantastic awesome that's wonderful news just because it's a kids movie
doesn't mean it's a joke movie you're not you're not prepared for a big pig in the city I didn't
I never said it's a joke movie. I said I was eight so I treated it as a joke because I lacked the emotional depth to
The really interface with it on any level beyond this is a movie with a pig in it. I think you have me confused
When you're eight every movie is a joke yeah except spider-verse buddy
We have to we have to beat your ass red
It looks like that.
It has a 67 on Rotten Tomatoes.
Rotten Tomatoes is a weird one.
You can't trust it at all, obviously.
But you certainly can't trust it for like a movie that came out before Rotten Tomatoes
existed.
Also, yeah, now that I think about it, are you just trolling?
Are you just saying that because it's 6'7"?
This really just killed me.
We go again.
It's that simple.
Scythe cheeks?
It's literally awesome.
I was just playing like garbage because I was arguing about babe pig in the city.
Potions slot two potions.
I mean, winged boots can do something at the bare minimum.
Fern Gully fucked up movie for a kid to watch.
I literally saw it in theaters, I think four times.
Hello, Tiny Request.
I enjoy the YouTube videos,
but could we cut out the two minute outro song?
It kills my autoplay vibe.
I have to manually skip it every time.
Thanks.
Librarian, are you here?
We got one for you.
This one, I'm going to direct your comment.
Thank you.
We appreciate your call.
Your feedback is important to us.
I just think that maybe on the phone menu,
you hit the wrong button.
Because this went direct to me.
Instead of going to the person that
is most able to deal with your concerns.
But that's fine.
We'll redirect that over to the librarian.
you're good to go.
How to strike.
Nine block.
Love it.
And then come back to life.
Next outro is going to be All of Lotter Alice.
I'm sorry to say, am I pretentious?
Yes.
I'm literally not going to play it.
Am I the kind of pretentious that listened to Tool when I was in high school?
No.
Perhaps even worse, I was the kind of pretentious that thought I was like too good to listen
the tool. Now notice I did not say it's a defensible position but it might have
it might have been the right call. That's all I'm saying.
Have all the listener? No, I was listening to some, I was listening to the
pipettes. I was listening to suburban kids with biblical names. I'm deliberately picking some
indie bands that are not necessarily from the top of the barrel to also cast the lens of
introspection on myself, so to speak.
Let me take another bone shards, man.
Remove a card at a guilty, would do so happily.
Someone still loves you, Boris Yeltsin.
Now that's something I have not thought about in a long time.
Someone still loves you, Boris Yeltsin.
Damn, we're going way back.
You know what I always think about?
What the fuck happened to battles, man?
came they they dropped one album in the summer of 2007 whatever did they ever
come out with another one they did one after another the movie the best picture
they're still making music damn I gotta think about oh no I see what you're
saying you're making I did I thought I was a genius for making the reference you
made the reference first. Fair enough. I hate this motherfucker, by the way.
Lack of Slytherin Strangler. Hold me. You know what I'm talking about?
Staphon, Malkmousse,
Camera Obscura, anybody?
So yeah, Camera Obscura if they were John Wick. So yeah, Lloyd. I'm thinking I'm ready to be heartbroken.
That's on the Peloton playlist. I just I don't hear it that often because there's now like 900 songs on that thing, but
It is on the Peloton playlist.
Spoon in the Anthony Bourdain biopic trailer. Let me pop it off. I haven't seen the trailer. What song is it?
Is it the way we get by? That seems like it would fit contemporaneously and maybe also with the vibe of
You know cutting your teeth in the kitchen spoon found in kitchen. Hey
That's good. Very good joke
Very good joke
You fucking with the dismemberment plan. Oh you do we get a whole era
Remember when there was the presidential doodles and there was like
Dwight Eisenhower's was like a smiley face or whatever and then like Jimmy
Carter's was like a horizon and then Richard Nixon's looks like looks like
the cover of this member and plans emergency and I
it's our ostie bill mirror ostie billed as souls and then we get the rare that
allows you to summon every time you play a soul
Fuck it, we need upgrades.
You ever have a dead canadies phase?
Like, to be real with you, I'm having it like right now.
I remember asking Justin, I was like, are the dead canadies cool?
He's my only conduit to the spirit of punk.
He said, and I went, you know what?
Fuck it, not my problem.
I'm gonna keep listening.
I was like, that's okay.
Are we just dead?
It's crazy how much harder this game is on Twitch
than it is on YouTube, man.
On YouTube, we've kind of been fucking flying.
You got to deal with YouTube chat you'd be surprised man, you'd be surprised.
Free vulnerable makes a big difference.
Do you hate me?
No, Spiny Boy.
Honestly, Spiny Boy stocks have been coming up, but I can't remember why.
You said something and I was like, Dan, who said that?
It was in the Discord.
And then I looked at it and I was like, oh shit, Spiny Boy.
I didn't expect that.
It elevated your stock greatly.
Probably because they defend Yeti to the death.
It's not all about that.
I'm pretty sure it was because they said something to fuck order.
I'm pretty sure it's because they said something that defended me, to be honest.
Eddie holds the key.
Their wed connects us all.
Brother, what am I doing?
What am I doing?
this is where you just say fuck it
kill me now or give me an incredible relic
this is by the way this is kill me now
well this basically does nothing for us
Um, foam shards in harmony, bodyguard, foam shards in harmony, well, that's horrible.
In theory, something incredible could happen.
You literally can't get hurt if you just choose not to do the math.
That's one thing you need to know about this game.
I think this is the incredible thing.
I can't take that many bone shards and harmonies, man.
Or maybe I can, and then just play it every...
If we could get Snap and then give a bone shards and harmony retain.
We could theoretically have nine damage to everybody,
N9 block every turn, which might get us through the combat on the second floor.
So you die, but then also summon too. Nope. Not at all.
19 HP, 19 HP, we run these streets man, who's our boss?
Ah mother fucker man, we just, dude might as well not even fight him, there's no point.
We have to do 183 damage, but also we basically have to do like 250 damage because the first
17 hits don't even affect him.
Yeti's in the on-band request begging you to take a look sorry man I don't have a
choice yeah I'm like I'm working right now yeti so I'm not gonna do that it's
not the Yeti show okay I'm happy to have all your messages oh wait did you get
did yeti get banned banned by a mod I saw origin in chess so there's a there's a
non-zero chance
But they probably had their reasons if I had the guess.
Okay.
Now we, okay, seven turns in, we can finally start the fight.
Here we go.
We're not dead.
We only appear to be dead.
Thirty-two damage on this turn.
That one's, that was a lot worse for us, to be honest with you.
Um, and then triple it.
I mean there's still no hope.
Like look, look at what we've only done 60 damage to him.
Yep, okay, fair enough.
You built a deck?
My brother in Christ, you built a deck.
My brother in Christ, I chose from three options.
If all three options are ass, then of course the run's gonna be ass.
This is exactly a...
Oh, what do you mean the sandwich sucks?
Brother in Christ, you made the sandwich. Have you seen the tomatoes that they have at Subway?
Have you the lettuce is brown and the tomatoes are green? What's going on?
I made the sandwich. I made the sandwich out of the bricks that they built.
Put the right kind of sauce on it. It can still hit. It's true.
You guys have tried the Piri Piri sauce?
Yeah, it's just a thick or hot sauce, but it's okay.
Let's do it.
Okay, this time, we need to get Malfin to call.
He's the Necrobinder Understander.
You fucking with the Ruffle sauce?
In spite of myself, I'm a caricature.
I can't bring myself to take any sauce on my subway sandwich that has like 180 calories
per foot long.
Like eating 200 calories of sauce alongside your foot long sandwich just feels like it's
just too much.
Just too much.
Yellow mustard is like, it's like four calories per foot long.
I mean, it's not probably as good as the ruffle sauce if I had the gas, but
I'll pay 50 gold for an upgraded starting hand once.
First, I really love burning sticks, man.
The first time you exhaust a skill at a copy of it to your hand.
I had this on a, um, on a silent run with adrenaline.
So you would literally just play adrenaline and then you'd be like, you know what fucking
hits after adrenaline?
A second fucking adrenaline, bro.
It's great.
What do you think?
Wait, I gotta read this.
What do you think your death trap would be if John Kramer took you?
Is John Kramer a jigsaw?
Or John Kramer is the guy, jigsaw is a puppet that's manipulated by John Kramer.
Is that true?
Okay.
I 100% think that it would just be, well, something's about to fall on me, okay?
Like a heavy anvil or something, and I'm obviously strapped to a chair immobilized in some capacity.
As long as I talk, it does not, like the rope doesn't get any more frayed.
But if I ever stop talking, then like a knife gets closer to cutting the rope, thus dropping
the boulder on top of my head.
So I think it's a very ironic punishment for me would be like to be forced to fill a
buster until my inevitable death regardless.
I think that would make a lot of sense.
What about a full blocking build?
I mean, Doom sucks so much ass, man.
Doesn't he give you a way to escape?
Have you seen the movies?
Like, he kind of gives you a way to escape, but...
I mean, in some of them, he doesn't.
Like, some of the Saw games are actually competitive.
Like, not everybody can make it out alive.
They're set up like physical 100.
Might cost you a pound of flesh.
I know we've had this discussion a thousand times.
I weigh like a hundred and seventy two pounds. I think I could cut a pound of flesh out of myself without dying
It would hurt like a motherfucker, but I think I could fill the scale
Surely surely I could cut a pound of flesh off of myself
Yes, I mean spread it out or like
Take part of both buttcheeks.
I definitely think you take some off the front of the belly like no problem unless I guess
like does body fat count as flesh or does it have to be muscle?
I think I could do it man.
I think honestly in the Shakespearean times it was different because they didn't have
like modern medicine or whatever.
And you got to do it in such a way that you don't bleed out and that might be the hardest
part of all.
I don't disagree.
Fuck it, bro.
Call me Beyonce, I'm going countdown mode.
You just, yeah, you better make sure
that fucking the Merchant of Venice
is not using the metric system.
Because if you gotta cut out a kilo, you're fucked.
But if you randomize this card,
well, I do really like Slyther,
but we just can't make it work.
Let's get a, let's get a Toric Toughness off a strike
and try to build a defensive Doom deck, man.
Could be the play.
We bring the Doom, that's what we do.
I like that.
I like that, who did that?
Certainly, we're not using bone shards on that one, and if you block in 12 for us already.
After life with the burning sticks could be interesting, but actually negative pulse
makes so much more sense for us.
Anyone else got Toric Toughness in their top three cards in the game?
Toric Toughness is actually one of my favorite archetypes of cards.
Cards that when you look at them, you go, it looks like shit, but then when you play them, you win.
Like, there's so many cards in this game where I'm like the card reading it, it sucks.
But then, like, when I have it in my deck, it goes up, my win rate goes up significantly.
Fuck it. We'll upgrade it.
Absolutely will fucking upgrade it man.
Replay would go crazy.
You're not wrong about that.
Replay would go crazy.
Or having some extra dex, that's also, that's very valid.
Have you come around on Reflect yet?
No Reflect is like the exact opposite to me.
It's a card that looks like it would be amazing and then every time I take it, I'm like what
the fuck my deck sucks.
Okay, if we're going defense let's try man.
Summoned 5, gain 9, 50% more Doom also.
I mean, dude, that's a huge increase in doom.
Good lured.
Let's take Safe Path.
Whenever you play a card that costs two or more, game four block.
Medea plays Slay this fire, imagine, bro,
that honestly, if Machinima was still around,
That could be like literally the biggest video this that could be in the top 75 videos on the front page
In Myanmar
So we have no AOE, huh? No, we have AOE we have negative pulse
Have you ever seen the Rolex subreddit and how much these dudes bend over backwards for
the watch they want?
I have, I have seen, first off, thank you for bringing this up.
I have seen the Rolex subreddit, but beyond that, I also have a brother-in-law who's kind
of a Rolex guy, so I've heard firsthand what it's like.
Don't need a bro, give me one of those.
What is it like?
Well, it's like a lot of luxury brands in the sense that you might think that Rolex is like a store where you go in and you go,
I would like to spend a lot of money on a watch and they go, we're the store for you.
What watch do you want?
Give me your money.
Here's the watch. Have a nice day.
But that's not how it works.
you actually have to, if you want one of the classic high-demand Rolexes, you have
to build up a relationship with your sales associate first. Basically, and don't
quote me on this, but my understanding is that you sort of have to just, they'll
text you and be like, hey, we don't have your watch yet, but what we do have is
is like a jacket that might move you up the list
to actually get the watch you want.
So you buy the jacket or the bracelet
or like a watch safe or something like that.
And then after six months, depending on where you live
and your relationship with your sales associate,
after like six months to two or three years,
you'll get the call where they go,
But hey, that watch that you wanted three years ago is now available.
And that is why if I were ever to get a nice watch, I'm not fucking with this kind of like
artificial scarcity, you just go to Japan and get a Grand Seiko.
You spend the same amount of money which is unreasonable.
It's like a Toyota Corolla's worth of money just to get something that you only other
dudes who care about watches care about at all.
And then you go get a Grand Seiko.
And then unless if you're a realtor, you may actually have to get a Rolex because then
like your clients might be like, oh, shit, this guy's got a Rolex.
But if you're just like a guy, you could just get the Grand Seiko instead or something like
that.
But then maybe this will age badly and at some point you'll have to do that as well.
Or you could get the Richard Millet, the one that looks like the factory that almost crushes
Padme Amidala from the end of Attack of the Clones, where every time the second hand turns,
like a hundred gears turn inside of the thing, but...
Well, you just got a Garmin too.
Okay, Garmin.
I don't know what we're doing.
We're building a defensive deck.
We don't want to accidentally exhaust a soul with burning sticks though.
Air go, air go, we take fucking friendship because we want energy.
And then we fight an elite.
opportunity to use a flex potion on this fellow when you actually have some
attacks when we have some attacks that exists 29 doom we can do we're never
gonna play an attack bro we're obviously never gonna play an attack what do you
He's like, well, we can play an attack right there.
This statue sucks.
I don't even want to say this because I'm in the shit right now,
but I think it might be the easiest elite on this floor.
But it's probably the worst elite for the specific type
of bullshit that I'm rocking, for sure.
You don't need to use the Flex Posh.
Well, maybe it doesn't even affect that or that.
They did add 5 extra damage onto the basic strike, so that's cool.
You know what?
We get 4 extra.
We basically get 11 block out of that.
That's alright.
You have 4 energy, my guy?
Maybe after the Peloton ride.
I love it.
This might work, man.
Stone calendar on a defense run is huge.
You're absolutely right.
chatters and nowhere is speaking. And this is 9 damage to everybody. It basically only
creates a delta of 3 block. 2 block, because we're killing you who's already blocking 7.
This is a delta of 5 block. Means we take 6 damage, definitely not worth using Claydon.
huge. But the damage you output? Nah, I ain't sweating all that. The damage that we have
is Dr. Doom. I forgot to tell you by the way, I saw, um, ah shit this is actually is going
suck a lot. I saw Avengers Doomsday yesterday. I saw it while I was watching dinner. And
he asked me anything about Avengers Doomsday. I'll tell you, I'm gonna give a fuck. Can't
muzzle me. Was it good? I'm under NDA. I can't answer. That's the only thing I can't answer.
Love it.
How was the food?
It was, I mean, I was cooking so it wasn't as good as it could have been.
Let's just put it that way.
Did it scare you?
Yes, I will say it's literally, actually this, now the joke is too real because this is literally
how people talk when they get early access to see Marvel movies.
They're like, it doesn't just have horror elements, it literally redefines horror cinema.
I never would have thought that Sam Raimi could have brought these elements to Marvel,
but here we are.
It's not just a good Marvel movie, it's literally one of the best horror movies of the year.
And you're like, damn, that sounds awesome.
all of us so you're like why the fuck does it have a 59 on Metacritic then
surely one of these fellas will die at some point
we get you next time
Oh next turns calendar so true so fucking true I had three damage strike not
that exciting now me on May 31st I mean what's the best day to see on your
calendar I honestly think it might be February 28th in a non-lethal because it
means that March is coming up and March I mean we don't need to have more energy
by the way we don't need to do this bit for the five thousandth time but like
moving from February to March is a huge fucking Delta that's not me say because
I see you already going to reply March isn't that good yeah but February is
that bad bro. Huge. Whenever you play a card this turn, apply three dune to the enemy.
Yeah, yeah, okay. Alright, I mean that's the, that does seem like something we're trying
to build towards. That seems like it could make a lot of sense. If we, and then we get
souls, but we also need to keep in mind that burning sticks could be super valuable for
us. I mean, does Pales Legion work with Toric Toughness in the sense that instead of giving
me seven blocks every turn for three turns, and we give me 14 every turn for three turns?
That is, that's enough to interest me. And then the tooth, I mean, I would love to cut,
I'd love to cut these five, but then that probably leaves us in a position where we
can't kill enemies.
Pale's flesh, you're not wrong, I have a slow death, so pale's flesh is like free energy
essentially.
But do I need the energy?
I don't feel like I need the energy that much, at least with the way it's constructed right
now because I already have friendship.
I feel like this will help us.
Here's my thought process right now.
We take pale's legion because it means
we will take a lot less damage from combat, which means
we'll have a much better chance to upgrade, which
means we don't feel bad about not taking the tooth.
And then we don't take pale's flesh
because our energy economy is already all right.
But what we do want is to get a really good skill that gets played first.
Because at some point we do want a fuck ton of souls so that we can play oblivion and then a bunch of souls.
I think pale's legions to play.
But you know, with this guy, this guy's kind of the goat.
And then the real question is how much confidence do you have in yourself, man?
Like, do you have the kind of confidence where you're like, okay, we got the chosen cheese.
Let's go fight like seven times and then fight an elite.
No, I don't think so.
I don't feel like super confident in that.
In that case, I kind of like this side.
That's a crazy path.
Goaded scythe path, though.
Okay, um, unfortunate, but let's play that.
Close to sleep at two turns, no big deal.
Honestly, I still want to play it.
Now how are we going to punch through that block?
Are we just going to hope to draw doom at some point?
This one's going to stay.
Should have been the woman, the Lorian, and girl goo.
I wish that I had read the girl do part of that before I said it out loud, but I'm going
to give you a plus two regardless.
Huge.
Um.
Fuck it, bro, we stall you.
Oh shit, he got stunned from something.
I don't think I did enough damage. How did the fellow get stunned?
Oh, stone calendar! Of course!
The stone calendar.
Is anyone going to see? I don't think you're evil if you go see the Mandalorian and Grogu.
I'm just kind of like...
I'm skeptical about its ability to gain success, I suppose.
Because I feel like everyone was insanely hyped after the Mandalorian Season 2 and
then no one gave a fuck about the Mandalorian Season 3.
It had three seasons.
Yeah, the third one is the one with Jack Black.
So I should really, it's on my list obviously, but I haven't gotten around to seeing it yet.
I chant up to three attacks with show.
We don't do attacks.
We don't give a fuck, man.
Every three turns draw a card.
Now, that's pretty fucking useful.
But is it more useful than just cutting a basic defend and keeping the deck thin?
Every three turns?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would say yeah, definitely not that fine.
Honestly, I need to make sure I put you in a position where I can kill you.
So I'm going to use that potion.
Saw a woman with a grogu tattoo on the 99 last weekend.
Let's just hope, first off, the 99 is the most famous bus, or the busiest bus in Vancouver.
I don't know if a bus can be famous or if that's just my neurotypical mistocking, but
in case you're not familiar, it's a very popular bus.
Let's hope Grogu doesn't do, like, he doesn't go on that Khaleesi arc.
Ah, shit.
Bye.
Because that'll be, I don't know why, because you, no, you go, yeah, yeah, you're gone.
definitely leaving. On the other hand we kind of fucking made you think twice
about it and he's gonna die off screen I suppose. But yeah they're gonna feel
mighty embarrassed if Grogu fucking takes over King's Landing and then there's
like the Mandalorian spreads his wings behind Grogu and then people go this
literally is gonna be taught in film class for the next 100 years or whatever
That'll be rough.
Still a man.
Oblivion's removed from your deck?
Nah.
Strike is removed from your deck.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we could do that one.
Did you guys know Darth Jar Jar's canon?
21. Yeah, yeah, in Lego Star Wars season 2 Rebuild the Galaxy, which is post Disney
Star Wars, is post the Lucasfilm sale. Yeah, they have Darth Jar Jar in there. He's canon
now Darth Jar Jar's cannon.
One more doom is pissing me off, give me a better block.
he always was. Any knowers in the chat? Way to dream!
Next turn gain key energy. 31 doomanyas already. Pale's Legion is back, draw a good card, literally
a necessary card, but I don't know if I'd call it good in so far as.
What does Sleep do for Pale's Legion?
He just takes a little nap.
It means that he's not active for a turn.
I'm not going to play negative pulse because we want to make sure we have Toric Toughness
ready to go with Pale's Legion next turn.
Or at least something, at least something good to go.
You take none damage.
He was sleeping?
Was he sleeping?
I thought he was just a puddle.
Not bad.
Pork toughness last card.
Hold on.
He's got legs, bro.
Doesn't know how to use them.
Oh, shit.
back. I'm chilling. Take some doom. Take some doom. 142, 143. Holy shit. That was not that
bad. Read the first effect on this enemy. I'm begging you. First off, you made a reference
to a meme begging begging you secondly i'm not going to spend three energy to get one
energy refunded bro this is literally how we end up in situations where those people
on tlc are buying like 900 boxes of golden grams and shit like that long story short
you don't know what you're talking about every deck is different okay unless you're playing
the ironclad in which case of course you're gonna hit him i mean definitely i mean we
love twerk toughness. We all love it. I think we need some economy on this guy. This is
like absolutely horrendous choices, man. I'm the discard pile. Not on the draw pile. I
I mean, we could have put one attack in there, I guess.
I don't...
It can't be just Summon 18, man.
It's Summon 9, get it back in your deck, and then play the Toric Toughness so that on the
next turn we don't have to play any defense in theory.
you're dead by the way bro we're all dead it's a life sentence we got at birth
Hold.
I don't think we are dead either.
I think...
Barbia for me to suggest that Twitch Shed doesn't always know what they're talking about
in a video game, but I don't think we are dead necessarily.
This is not stone calendar turn, but we have enough block...
Regardless.
This is stone calendar turn.
It's gonna fuck you up, man.
That wasn't bad at all, except for the potion usage, which was truly awful.
We still have the Korok on this beast.
Joss lead in.
Every five times you exhaust a card draw a card.
That's right.
Stone calendar merchant.
Me when I use the relics and cards that I was given to their full effect instead of just
playing my biggest attack against an enemy every single turn.
Literally we don't take damage, which is crazy, but hit this going regardless.
I'm literally not gonna, I'm not gonna attack, I'm not gonna take damage from points, bro.
Not necessary.
I do wish I had friendship, though.
The ones that doesn't go through block.
I'm not putting Oste on the endangered species list, is all I'm saying.
Doom must be a debuff, right?
That's huge.
It's insane.
Whenever this would be shuffled into your draw pile, place it on top instead.
Does it really say enter your hole?
I'm putting this on TORG toughness any day of the week.
It's the first time I've ever read the event instead of just looking at the options.
Okay.
This is easy.
play a block turn one play a block play torrid toughness turn two
play two afterlives turn two and one frantic escape we're gonna need to play
those. And then a strike. We're saving our Pale's Legion for Toric Toughness, if possible.
It will never happen. Get away from me. Unleash would have hit for 40. We don't hit. That's
the one thing I will never accept on this run. We do not hit. And then Toric Toughness
This comes back around to the top regardless.
Insane.
And then we play our frantic escape because we just have to walk it back.
We got to walk him back a little bit.
And an oblivion.
And a delay.
We're taking no damage.
Frantic escaping.
Get him further away.
Thirty-four damage.
34 damage is bad, we're chilling, and we're frantic escaping.
Guys, it's literally working.
I mean, he's fucked, man.
He's dead next turn.
This is Tony Shalhoub.
I think that...
Have you seen Doom?
I'm just...
I'm not trying to make you feel bad.
Have you seen Doom?
Tony Shalhoub isn't in it unless he plays the worm.
It's gotta be Seance.
Seance, you said Doom buddy.
So I was thinking about Carl Urban,
because I'm going to see Mortal Kombat this weekend
for the ninth time.
I had a friend in the 11th grade
who was obsessed with Doom 3.
I've never heard him more disappointed in my entire life
than when he went to see the Doom movie in like 2000.
and five when it came out.
And literally, he was like, the movie sucked.
The only thing that was awesome is like the last 30 minutes
take place in the first person.
Like, it's a first person shooter.
Yes, with the rock and with Carl Urban.
Girl, what did you expect?
I mean, he was a true believer in the Doom universe.
I'll level with you.
I don't think we give a fuck about the ethereal copy
the first attack we play every turn.
He has the Rock has been churning out pure garbage for, I mean at this point, more than
two decades at this point, which is absolutely insane.
It's got to be this.
Jumanji was kind of good.
Yeah, I mean, I actually agree, but it did come out like 12 years ago at this point.
Pain and gain is good, but that one's even older, man.
You unplayable eternal.
Since when did I have this in my deck from the beginning with?
Cannot be transformed or removed.
So if I try to transform greed, what's going to happen with it?
It's going to just be like, I'm still greed.
No, it works.
You can transform in combat, but it won't.
I see.
You transform in combat, but after combat it'll be like, oh, you thought.
Okay, I get it now.
Why didn't you say so?
Um, 26.
I mean, a slight of flesh, very necessary for boss fights.
not so necessary for basic combat.
Okay. I can live with that.
The other guys was incredibly good. It came out in 2010.
I'm sorry, I'm not, I'm literally just...
It, it, it, it, that's 16 years ago.
The people that were born, the people that were conceived at that movie are
literally T-boning motherfuckers on the road
looking at youtube shorts while they're driving right now we have to he has to be in something else man
hey y'all that's true he's also in the other guys for like six seconds now he's a very memorable part
of it but nevertheless i'm not fucking with the rock and batista you're on notice i'm not saying
fuck batista by the way i'm not saying fuck batista so many times i say shit like this people go why is
he saying fuck batista i never never in my life did i say fuck batista but he needs a couple more
rolls. He needs a couple more non-stuber type rolls for me to truly buy in.
Jason Momoa is truly lost, though.
Can I, so I, I'm, believe it or not,
I'm a heterosexual male.
I know sometimes I talk about penis,
that's because I have one.
So don't get it twisted.
So I need people in chat who are attracted to men,
and I know it's different for everybody,
but deep down it's probably all the same, right?
Is Jason Momoa really hot?
I need please be so fucking for real with me right now. Is he really hot? I don't mean
like is he really hot. I mean like is he verifiably hot?
It seems like the chat might be split, extremely.
He's a type, unbelievable question, like if you were to ask me, I'm a heterosexual man,
who's the sexiest man in the world?
Steven Merchant, okay?
So that's why I'm asking Chad, who is more of an authority on this shit, who is Jason
Ramo actually hot.
Now to be fair he might be getting a debuff because like most of the
Jason Momoa when I picture him in my head I'm picturing the garbage man from the Minecraft movie, which is probably not his best look
Wait this might be huge because we get to play it twice if we draw it early
He's hot, but I wouldn't say I'm attracted to him. Okay. Okay. I understand
So to speak my friend is Jason Momoa's personal assistant I can ask him questions please don't
ask Jason Momoa's personal assistant if like he's hot that's crazy I don't I don't really
have that much curiosity about Jason Momoa if I'm being honest I don't I mean not to
You know, damn him with fame praise or anything like that.
Just don't say I'm not that what would I ask him?
What was it like to be on Game of Thrones?
Like, what's he going to say?
You can't be honest.
He's compromised.
I'm just he's the one for me where I'm like.
I play that first.
People online are like, he's so hot, but I'm like, I need to I need to ask
8,000 strangers to verify for me whether or not this is actually true
Huge
He has a cool RV is that part of it and it's I'm asking you honestly it might be
And this is gonna suck ass man
That is part of it.
I'm learning new shit every day, man.
Every goddamn day.
STONE TELLING THEIR MY GOATS!
We don't need another delay.
We need more draw, if anything.
Motherfucker.
Retain?
Any retain?
Okay, that's actually incredible.
Probably should have played Oblivion first now that I think about it.
you're doing 40 fucking damage are you fucking joking 40 damage turn turn
turn two or whatever turn to what
wait but we don't take damage bro don't take damage
I'm just saying I think he needs a shave in a haircut man
I think a shave in a haircut could really up the Jason Mamoa stocks
That's not his brand, baby.
Everybody likes to smell their own brand, baby.
Yeah.
I want you toasted next time.
You need the doom, then you play a soul, you're killed, you're doing 18 damage which is nothing.
I'm putting up a fuckload of block and then counting down to ecstasy.
Just pull aggro bait, I don't know if it's bait, but I would be so happy to play it if I had like infinite energy.
I like a tidier grooming regimen on a man.
Listen, nobody asked for my opinion, but that is what I'm trying to say.
But maybe the straightest thing I could say is that I think if I was to choose which man
I think is sexy, I would try to choose a man that's predominantly hairless.
at least from like the nose down.
Man, maybe from the chin down.
I have to think about it though.
It's kind of complicated.
And I bet it changes day to day.
I would also guess that it changes day to day.
I bet there's days where you wake up
and you're like, maybe I'm feeling like Jason Momoa today.
And then there's like maybe five out of seven days
wake up and you're like, ah, it's not really for me. But then like maybe something you
had for dinner last night or like the kind of sleep you had affects it. I don't know.
Well, I'm not duplicating my deck. So yeah, okay, well, they've downgraded Toric Toughness and
upgraded Toric Toughness. So I'm feeling like that's, that's a dub.
Choose an attacker skill to enchant with royally approved.
So I mean, the problem is we would lose perfect fit, right, because you can only have one
enchantment on, or maybe you can't even do it overwrite it.
Maybe you're just stuck.
So what would we want first?
This first does give us two energy on the first turn for free, which is really, that's
something interesting for sure.
Delay?
I don't want delay on turn one though, I want to draw a Toric Tofmus.
Whisp already retains.
Yeah, but I want to play a turn one.
Or a palia?
Slight of flesh early, I guess could be good too.
Turn one draw sucks already.
Well, then I'm putting it on anyway
and then we'll just retain it.
And if we draw good stuff, then we play it.
We feel good about ourselves.
Holy shit, look a bomb, bow, bow, bow, bow.
Bag of prep crazy.
I will serve as today's decider.
Um, sure man.
I'll add a doubt to my deck and transform,
maybe we should transform pull aggro in a basic defend.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Add replay to a card in your hand, it costs one extra.
Reeve, I mean, more souls is good.
I hear my bone shards should be out of your tooth.
Transfigure add replay to a card.
I mean replay on Toric Toughness would go insane if I had the energy to play it.
The thinker.
The problem is I don't think you want to, you need to save block.
So even though it makes your turn look like total shit, I think you just do that.
And then you're going to wisp, you're going to oblivion, you're going to wisp, Joss Whedon
let you draw a card. Do, do nine damage. Play a card. Do another nine damage. Pitch you
with this. Okay, at least you're going to die after one turn. And us being weak doesn't
matter in the slightest. It does suck because if I'd played Oblivion one early, I think
you would have actually taken lethal. But alas, the stun is done. Replay costs extra.
doesn't even bother me. Make saiyans cost extra. And get that shit pumping bro. And
then don't play Scourge. Worst Toric Toughness in human history. I want to cry. Don't play
your souls. Unless... not, pass on it. The galaxy's on Orion's belt, huge if true. If
that mods, if that's not real, I want to see them, I want to see them permanent yesterday.
Gain zero block. Gain zero block. Fantastic.
Whatever. You're dead regardless.
There's a part of me...
There's a part of me that thinks the enemy losing 11 strength might keep us alive.
I would certainly, I would certainly give you 100 gold for a random relic.
Joss paper is actually saving my life from time to time.
I'll give you 100 gold for lanthan, that's huge.
You don't pay me enough to ban people who say incorrect things, okay but lucky for them,
the galaxy actually was on Orion's belt, I just finished the movie.
bone shards. Another slide of flesh man.
Sorry. Slide of flesh. We'd rather have more doom early than slightly more. Well, it doesn't
whatever matter. Give me this, then that, then this, and let's just give you some summons
and then hopefully just kill you next turn would be huge. Love to have a slight of flesh
out there. You gotta go all in to play it early, okay that's fine. And then a delay to give
us some energy, but don't play your other wisp yet.
51 damage, a little nasty with it.
Definitely going to play a Toric Toughness.
Transfigure kind of impossible to justify.
At this present moment, admittedly, Transfigure working with a power would have been swell.
you know I think think about the future man
does make you stronger of course take 11 strength off yeah not really 11
strength but so be it 40 damage in a debuff I ain't changed I could just
fucking kill you? I'm literally chilling on this. The only thing I could think of, it
might be worth taking just a little bit of damage to get a doubt out of the deck. But
Then you've got to fucking die, man!
Oblivion and a bunch of souls?
I'm going in.
don't even play the soul save the soul for the next round 33 damage but a
beautiful Toric toughness not even sweating a soul a seance that dumps
Once agreed.
We have another soul.
Fuck it, take one damage.
Save the Wisp to work with Oblivion.
Oblivion.
And Feebling Touch goes insane.
sleep so you can take that more for the future you died of doom okay okay what the fuck do
you do on this turn that ass bro you play torque toughness to get more block for the
future. And then try to draw the seance. I think it's too risky. In Feebling Touch,
absolutely insane. Apply some doom. Apply some doom. You're just gonna let that
potion sit there. I don't attack. I don't attack. I get no benefits for using a
potion. Wounds? You know what? Seance a bodyguard then. We played oblivion this turn. I feel
you'll find playing that. Toric, wait, what, Toric is going to cycle back to the top of
our deck. Drink it if you got it. Discarding? Drinking? Not using? Exactly the same EV.
Do the same EV on that, just so you know.
We don't want to draw anything.
We don't want to draw Toric.
We apply 7 more Doom.
This is a debuff.
This is a debuff so it does one extra damage.
And then we get Torek next turn and we feel good.
And we play nothing.
Wait, we haven't...
Ah, we play nothing.
Goopler's kind of the goat.
I'll be so fucking free with you.
There's two relics that I slept on that are actually awesome and I thought they sucked.
One of them is the Goopler.
Pale's Legion is actually insane.
The other one is the Diadem.
And I forget the name of the god though.
It's the one with Sarah Angel.
The one where if you play two cards, you take half damage.
Two cards are less, I should say.
You take half damage.
Man, it's good.
That is a classic.
I did what I must to maintain order the McDonald's cashier explaining they can only lock in if
they have their air pods in um okay we'll slash marker that sds 21 and then then we
gotta I honestly with God as my witness source my ass but also my lived experience I think
And the defect is the weakest character in Slay the Spire 2, or at least the hardest
one to win with.
This is so funny because Neo's bones, I'm always so excited to get two relics.
And then like just imagine the situation where we get these two relics, okay?
Then what we get is this relic, and then we use precise scissors to remove the curse
that we got for getting the relic in the first place.
So we basically just got this relic.
It doesn't work.
I've done it in a video.
I recognize the order's wrong.
I think it was like I got Neo's bones
and precise scissors was one of the options.
And then the first relic I got from Neo's relic
gave me a curse.
So then I used the precise scissors to remove the curse.
that I got from the first relic.
And then I was like, well, this shit didn't even
have to exist, but actually, whatever.
I do think Bialholster could be good.
It feels like in Say This By Our Two,
there's more potion synergies than Say This By Our One.
That being said, let it fly.
Oh, shit.
OK, first, add an additional strike and defend,
channel at dark and heal for two, and then transform
my additional strike and defend.
Glasswork momentum strike.
Wait, this is kind of peak, man.
And Guilty gets removed regardless.
Guilty's not even that bad.
Glasswork is really good.
Momentum strike seems like it could be awesome early.
And we start with a dark orb, which is like,
I feel like we got a chance to be a little aggressive here.
But the defect is like, my assessment of them
that they're upgrade hungry because you the it feels bad to play a zap for one
and a dual cast for one when you could just play him for zero instead
Mugs.
Worst thing about fucking lightning rod, worst fucking thing about lightning rod, if you
play multiples, it doesn't stack multiple orbs on the same turn.
It extends it.
Until you end up in the situation where you're like, I thought I was gonna be generating
five lightning orbits per turn, instead I'm generating a lightning orb every turn until
turn 20.
Who gives a fuck?
I literally don't care.
Literally don't care.
Cheese me.
Cheese to meet you, sir.
Give me another glasswork.
Let's go fucking nutty on this one, man.
And then, literally, that sucked, but literally this stalls you for a turn.
and then we presumably just nuke you next turn.
Right?
343, guilty spark.
Exact lethal, thanks for the cheese.
You'll nine damage twice, channel two glass.
This is the type of car that has to cost less, man.
It has to cost less on the upgrade.
24 damage, two glass.
It's literally good.
I've never taken it, so I will take it
because I've never taken it.
because it has the same keyword as other cards in our deck, but it's gonna be
tough to find the situation to be played to play it I should say. It's literally
bludgeon. Bludgeon's bad too, I don't give a fuck. Fiendfire is the only good card,
okay? That's sorry, are you paying attention? Fiendfire is the only good card in
the game me when I have bag of prep and I draw seven cards on turn one and it's
three strikes three defense in a fiend fire oh oh me me me me me me me I mean
The capacitor glass is really good for AOE.
How much do glass orbs do when they evoke?
I don't know.
Is it double?
Double their value?
2x?
Okay, well then I'm not going to get more orbs.
I want to evoke them and get through this real quick.
Don't kill me early, please.
So this is just like not what I want on turn 1.
Fuck it bro.
You're good?
Prove it.
I should seem like a very good start.
Take claw you idiot.
You know, I look at the claw gamers the same way that Buzz Lightyear looks at the other
Buzz Lightyear's employee story too.
You know when he's in the box and he's going like, let me out of here, I'm the real Buzz
Lightyear.
And then they zoom out and there's like infinite Buzz Lightyear's.
They're like, I'm not like other gamers.
I just take claw every single time.
I just like claw.
I don't know what it is about claw.
I just like it.
I'm not like other Cedars Fire players.
I just really like claw.
I think it's really useful to have one claw in your deck at all times.
That's not to say I look upon you with disdain, by the way.
It's just like you, you, you ain't the one is all I'm trying to say.
One lightning rod to get the orbs, to get the glass orbs evoking a little quicker.
16 damage, kinda crazy early.
Now you're not wrong, genetic algorithm, kind of a different story.
Now that's a fucking card.
When you're a random rare, it's genetic algorithm, ooh, and then you draw it and you draw and
you play it and then you play fiend fire, ooh, cause you got the, you got the prism.
at some point you're gonna need block man. Every three turns draw a card. I like it a
lot. Any chance any of you channel more glass? Okay that's basically one energy because I'm
play that every time it shows up. I hate this fucker. Stop getting stronger, bro.
play. Interesting with momentum strike but we're not building towards that. Genius
pewed strikes again. I know they don't they don't be saying it anymore man. They
be taking my bucket but they don't be saying genius pewed strikes again anymore.
Really pissing me off when they don't be saying stuff like that.
Never seen NL and West Side Unc in a room together and really makes you think,
Who's West Side Unc? Is that a rapper?
They sound like a cool rapper.
You would love them?
Are they are they an influencer? What are they?
Well, you're definitely gonna be my ass, but is what it is bro, at least we kill
I guess I should have attacked one that actually like would have died and then not hit us, but
We all influencing every day
Sad but true the man
So, and chopping brew, it does exist.
And the fish lord, how do we feel about fish lord here?
I gotta think about, well you know what?
I'm a big believer in not thinking too hard and just like going all in.
That seems like the perfect series of potions for this guy.
Oh my god, and we had pen nib, holy shit.
Going all in to make sure that we make it through this and then like puzzling the shit
out on the on floor to just reread the never met a burger I couldn't eat tweet
what a certified classic can I be honest with you I don't know if I'm
familiar with that tweet never met a burger I couldn't eat when I think of
load-bearing tweets I think of like I have the paper towel habits of a much
wealthier man that's a classic I think of yeah eat me I'll tell you one thing me
and my friends would have beaten ET to death with hammers I made the clutch
move of ordering us pizza at 1 a.m. that you said honey badger drinks when he
wants that's that's an all-time classic and I will say and you don't have to
hand it to him. But the Kanye water bottle tweet is it is a work of art in the
sense that I think about it every time I'm in the situation. Whenever we're at
the airport and Kate is like do you want to get some water before we get on? I'm
like no because then I got a like babysit the bottle of water the whole time.
Either you drink the water and then throw it in the recycling bin at the gate
or you don't get the water. You wait until you get on the airplane and you give you a little cup instead.
You could have had a crazy deck with the claws.
Close the tab and delete your negative review of this because you say it's unbalanced.
Megacrit literally intellectually mobs you.
Just so you know.
And by the way, listen, I'm playing Slay the Spire 2.
to a major phase with new mechanics like glass orbs
and you're like run back the same all for one claw build
you've been playing on your phone for fucking nine years.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
Not to mention we're talking about works of art.
We're talking about seminal tweets.
We're not talking about the,
this is in limited resources.
We're not rating a five out of five card,
three out of five for the pre-release
to try to sell linda.com subscriptions, okay?
Anyway, the point is you take nothing here
because none of this is good for us.
Who's this fellow?
Inbued.
Card is automatically played at the start of combat.
If it was attacked, that'd be swell.
The start of combat channel three lightning.
Three lightning and a pinion, a lot of my friend.
Doesn't really work.
game to energy, skill with imbued, stomping on the avenue, a radio city with the...
I do kind of like the concept of... well, honestly, against combat?
Like against basic enemies?
Starting with five block and a glass on turn one is not that bad, but starting with 11
block and one dark is basically like this relic, the symbiotic virus, plus the anchor
all wrapped up in one, it's kind of, I honestly think that might be swag.
Now the dark orbs are going to get evoked too quick to be as useful as they could otherwise
but still.
That one relic was two relics, man.
You fucking beat your ass, bro, and now you're gonna hit me.
How fucked up is that?
We probably went Apeshit on you and you're still gonna hit me.
so fucked up. Fuck it, I'll do that to block a little bit of damage. And chill is literally
good and we get it whipping the orbs around even faster get the glass out
there real quick I mean we've got it we should seriously just go into combat
immediately every single time because we can farm the cheese with this
Ball lightning and a pinia cull out of my friends
Stopping on the avenue of Radio City with a
This one might be a little different because we want to, well we do want gloss out there
We want a Pepsi bottle and a Coca Cola gloss out there
One shell?
I think I'd rather have a lightning orb out there next turn
And don't play the chill.
We really wanted more than anything else.
We wanted a fuckload of glass out there, but so be it.
Fuckload of glass sounds like the soundtrack to Mishima, Life in Four Parts.
Yeah, I haven't seen it yet.
It's next on the fucking list, okay?
It's gonna happen.
The cook lab.
I don't believe you.
It's literally gonna be the next movie.
built in. One damage, you gotta be flicking me man. Where's my fucking glass? We don't
draw statuses in this house. 120 minutes, that's why I gotta wait till like the right
day to watch it because the Peloton rides are only 90 minutes. I mean it's by choice but it's also by
the time available to myself. We should definitely evoke the Dark Orb two times and then evoke
two Dark Orbs. When are you getting back to the Bazaar? I mean it's just like with no disrespect
it's crazy that people keep asking us like this. No matter how many times they say it's not gonna
to happen still here bears playing the bizarre you should go watch bear play
the bizarre I'm gonna bet that this just kills you I'm not gonna do the math I'm
just gonna bet on it I think a hotfix could be crazy
you are doing 22 damage that does not bother me I can live with that
you are doing 10 damage I don't care
Literally not even going to do the math, surely this kills.
Yep, if it doesn't we would have just used a potion anyway.
Focus strike is interesting for a guy like me, but I'm just not sure it's quite good
enough.
Like one extra damage times every glass orb times all enemies is very interesting, but
I just, I don't think it moves the needle enough, man.
Focus, Strikie.
Meg, you need to start leaving reviews on Letterbox,
because I saw that you watched,
if I had legs that kick you,
perfect opportunity for me to leave a review
that, or a comment on your review that just says,
ASAP Rocky!
But you deprived me of that.
And in many ways, I'll never forgive you.
That's a positive incentive to do that.
Frames of Nick, are you here?
Is it or is it not awesome to have me leaving comments on your reviews?
Like when you left that review of Dead Ringers and I said David had Jeremy talking like
Joel at the end.
I mean, Jeremy Irons was going, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie.
Jay, I don't know what you want me to say, though.
Comments speaks for itself.
David had Jeremy talking like Joel, bro.
Ah, they don't get it, man.
How about a crazy block?
Literally worked for us.
Is Dead Ringers the one where they die and come back?
Spoilers, but no, not at all.
So I guess no spoilers.
Thankfully no.
Thankfully it's not.
That might be the 1993 film, My Boyfriend's Back.
How did I think about it?
How do we feel about elites, man?
We're doing very well.
We just did six combat nodes like a boss.
We should probably try to fight an elite.
you get 19 block on turn one because of the intimidating helmet that's so freaking crazy
sure man you're gonna need the block 28 we have 25 we need one of those two of these
it is a perfect glass enemy but that would require me to at some point like draw a glass
25, you're doing 34, I will absolutely do this.
Lock it up a little.
One's dead.
I don't believe I will kill two.
So I think this turn is going to suck pretty bad.
Oh you're fucked.
Oh that was not bad.
Ornamental Fan does nothing for us, but that was not bad.
New secret to playing the defect just dropped.
Make no cards exclusively fight enemies.
Play no cards.
Fuck it man, let's get those dark orbs swinging around.
Go to no shop with 400 gold.
The gold ain't going out of style, okay?
It doesn't go bad.
You're probably fucked you know, you're not gonna live okay
How come in past lives the husband writes a book called Boner? How come in your life
you've written a novel's worth of messages into my chat but have never published anything?
You ever think about that?
I love- nothing feels better than seeing a wave of cots, man.
It's so- you leave that guy alone, that guy's my goat, okay?
Fuck, that felt good.
I'm not blue casting a wack ass dark orb like that, I'll just wait for it to single
cast for nothing yeah I'm literally not gonna add a fuckload of daisies in my
deck thanks for asking this guy's gonna beat my ass red for sure though this is
big
You're dead next turn, right?
And I live, probably.
I'm trying not to play attacks, but still get the kill so that I can get the benefit
of pen nib early on the next fight. First time you gain block from a carnage calm at double
the amount gained bro. Okay now I need a lesson on consuming shadow. Wait this is actually
good because we summon a lot of glass. Evoking full power glass orbs actually might be the
move. Give me a random power. It sucks. It's like it synergizes in so far as we get one
lightning once. If we draw it early enough. I would very much like to draw my good power
if possible. Rather have a third Dark Orb out there for sure and then don't evoke it yet.
Enemy's gonna rock you. Yeah, I think I have no chance to be honest, but we'll see.
There's good cards in my deck somewhere
Holy shit, I didn't take damage that turn, okay dark orbs popping
Keep them popping they're taking my orbs
I can live with not playing more than three cards per turn, but things are getting a little rough
Let's summon an orb
36 damage. I have no choice but to pass away I suppose. I have 35 health.
Alright, he kind of put his nuts on my head like Gene Kelly in the Broadway review.
Leave him more frost. Oh my god, shut up about claw and frost. We know, bro. We played the game in 2017.
We know those are good, just chill.
One HP away?
Well, yeah, but I didn't have to do 280 damage to him or something, so it would have taken
us, I think it's a bit of a stretch to say we lost by one HP.
Play a status deck?
I'm starting to see why Slay this player too has so many negative reviews.
Is people decide what deck they're going to play before they even see the relic and the
cards that they get from the first fucking elite or the first god?
You're really walking into this going,
I'm gonna play a claw build?
Oh, I didn't get claw, negative review?
That's sad, man, it couldn't be me.
You sound like the Philadelphia Flyers right now.
Flyers, bros, is it over?
I'm not asking if they're gonna lose,
I know they're gonna lose.
I'm asking, is it over, can the pain stop?
Okay, give me 333 gold.
Sixers are next to lose.
you know what i realize and uh... apologize drank man if you're in the
chat
half of the people who talk hockey are just talking hockey so that they can
talk basketball is starting to piss me off
we're talking about hockey we're talking about the flyers nobody said shit about
joel mbd
i saw a drunk man was in the palette on discord asking questions about hockey
as soon as i would answer the the hockey question they would say damn that sounds
kind of like the new york nicks and i'm like i don't know that i i i i i can't
meet you there
Because I don't know anything about the New York mix except Patrick Ewing circa 1994.
I just simply don't know.
I hate to get three defensive cards on the first reward man.
Give me a frost.
Did you have a Bill Simmons era?
Thankfully no, I think it's more of a,
I mean I was aware of like Bill Simmons
and Chuck Klosserman and stuff like that,
But I think they were for mostly for fellas that were a little bit older than me.
They're more of like an elder millennial, Gen X sort of.
Not bad. I forgot how the game works though.
Okay, bro, I'm a believer.
a moderate shot era.
We talking HBO real sports here?
Bill at least likes the NBA.
I'm not gonna get sucked into a debate on Bill Simmons
because I don't know anything about him.
I will say that I think for the good of society, we have to start treating anybody that advertises
like genuine gambling as an op.
It has to be done.
Except that one stream that Dan did.
I'll give him a pass because he's a personal friend, but don't do it again.
But otherwise, as a heuristic, we have to start treating anybody that advertises gambling
as an op.
We need Orbs whipping around faster.
Eternal, eternal.
Bag of Prep is crazy.
Enchant up to three attacks with sharp three.
Okay.
sharp just to have this on refract is at least something and then we can take
more multi hit cards then probably simmer because we have one more shop
coming up anyway. What do you even do? Apply afflictions on my cards so I can only play
play one skill per turn.
Rude ass.
Two glass.
No glass.
Two glass.
Thirty six damage.
Two glass.
Fuck it bro.
If he dies.
Oh the glass does four.
I thought the glass only did three.
Fuck it bro.
If he dies.
Oh the glass does four.
I thought the glass only did three.
us four I thought the glass only did three oh I love this game I'm 80 years
old who's this guy on my picture box flip the channel uncle 24-hour news is
statistically I mean if you're watching me on your TV you're probably on like
channel 9000 so 24-hour news is definitely that way press the down
channel button on your on your remote that'll get you to 24-hour news
heartbreaking by the way my parents have a digital cable went over to my parents
house this weekend turned on the TV digital cable was like the ninth box
over found out my mom and dad have been watching the free channels on Samsung TV
plus for like two months. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You got you got real TV. You don't have to go to the
15,000 free channels on Samsung TV plus. So I went to the home screen and I dragged
HDMI one all the way to the left.
It's like, you don't have to watch the CBC news network on Samsung TV Plus.
You can watch the real CBC.
You can watch Murdoch Mysteries.
I literally have no idea what this deck is going to do.
If you like ads, on the CBC it ain't so bad cause all the ads are for other shit on the
CBC anyway.
Okay, this is it, we're gonna learn this.
What is the order?
Tell me the order.
Three, four, one, two.
Thank you so much.
Cause there's a different one.
It's actually four, one, three, two.
What a fucking wicked game we play or some shit.
You're already dead.
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye.
Okay, wait, we're mogging them?
Order was all fucked up there, my bad, y'all.
No, wait, we still suffer no losses.
Huge.
God, I hate seeing claw now.
I'm not taking any claws out of fucking disrespect.
We don't quote Nicki Minaj anymore.
I won't quote her, but I will.
When Chan engagement is low, I'm not above doing that.
What is that?
I'm not 100% sure.
To be honest with you, I'm not 100% sure.
Shuriken is pissing me off because it's so perfect for a fucking claw build.
Maybe we are going to somehow pivot this to the claw.
No, literally, pivoting builds is fake. Pivoting builds is not real.
You build your entire run based off of like your first two card rewards and never, if
you ever, if every relic points in like a different direction you go, ah it's too late,
it's too late for me to do that.
I would have loved if I'd known that that was coming, I would have, I would have changed
up my whole fucking flow, but obviously it's way too late for me to pivot my strategy here.
you for not drawing refract there wait we're kind of going sicko mode bro the
venerable t-set to focus this turn for each unique orb fuck it bro let's give
it a try that seems like yet again something else that's good with glass
it also seems like everything is good with glass yeah I'm not gonna be
upgrading two strikes sorry to say. I didn't cut the one with sharp right? Not
really that bad but kind of not the not the optimum decision.
You're fucked, lad.
Could I have just killed you? Be for real with me. Could I have just killed them? Who
are we going up against? This is the one time when it would be so fucking good to go up
against the van-tum, by the way. You couldn't have so don't worry about it, okay? Huge.
Huge. And now, my God, they want me to fucking, they want me to fucking build claw, man.
They want me to build a claw.
A pharaoh with claw would have gone crazy.
Yeah, but what about a fecal with raw?
You ever think about that?
Mix up the letters, changes the meaning.
Quite considerably.
Real, yeah, wouldn't be as, if you mix up the letters, it wouldn't be as good, right?
makes you think maybe it wasn't that good to begin with what you said
somehow i doubt that
question was is this your handwriting
type shit
i had a spoonerism phase in high school i know your ass has the arrogant worms
one of your top artists on Spotify rapped. Don't lie to me Walt. I know you know more
digits of pie than anyone else in your friend circle. I'm not dying this time.
Horrible decision on your part to not be intangible bro.
Does this kill you?
Let's see.
Channels so it does 30 and then it would channel two of these.
It would evoke this.
This would evoke for 5 which means we don't die to Becken.
It does HP, Beckham does HP.
Beckham does HP, it doesn't do damage, it does damage.
It does HP removal, it goes through block.
That run had potential, too.
Super crucible!
Finally, we can play the fucking game!
I'll take a 50-50 to not lose eight.
OH!
Fucking yes, yes!
Shipping the bottle.
5,000 hours by the way.
I literally played this game because I make mistakes.
If it was, uh, if I played this game perfectly I would stop playing.
I'd probably be playing some stupid shit right now.
I'd probably be playing Dwarf Fortress.
Going like what's the optimum trait to put on my builder dwarf some shit like I've never I don't really know what happens in
Dwarf Fortress to be honest with you
Worst power in the game
Hmm destroyed
Yeah, I think I would. I think I would take an upgraded Tempest. It's basically Zap already,
which is the best card in the game. Oh, if you have Frost, deal 6 damage to enemies.
Why the fuck did I take White Noise, bro? None of the powers do anything.
lightning math motherfucker it's like twa- yeah it gets there it gets there
and we don't really have a reason not to take a claw to be honest with you in
this situation we don't really have a reason not to oh they would have been
really nice to afford that
Fuck it, bro. We ball
Storm I don't respect it
Do like pendulum
That's not a surprise, but you know what that's actually good because it means we're gonna treasure out of our treasure chest
Charge batteries slept on I literally
I'm doing defect a 20 on my phone on the bike rides right now. I literally take
15 of them on every single build.
Mattresses slept on? Hmm not in Japan.
They sleep on the tatami I believe.
For some reason I- Motherfucker.
I'm pretty sure if I did dual cast first, we end up not taking damage there.
Maybe playing a little quick.
Ooh, two claws.
He's an upgrade beamen, man.
Worst relic?
Yeah, I mean, bronze scales is pretty bad.
This is where someone in chat is gonna come up with an edge case.
Oh yeah, really? What about on my barricade build where I have 999 block on every single turn?
Bet you didn't think of that shit.
Or against the B guy?
Okay, actually, that guy is kind of a pain in the ass.
He might be onto something there.
Hogged.
At some point we might have to take a fight through, but that point is not now.
Me when I hate free damage every turn?
It's not an apples to apples comparison.
You have to evaluate it against other relics.
Opportunity costs exist.
The Elguiga back me up here.
Well, that was so much worse than I thought it would be.
reason I thought for sure one of them was going to die huge huge free yeti yeti has
to stop getting banned at the start of every stream because I've had the whole
stream ends up being dominated by yeti not being able to chat get banned like a
half way through or like closer to the end or something stop getting banned at
the damn start
you know what man fasted me
Fasten and then upgrade instead of resting.
We can make this happen.
They posted ASCII.
Okay, now it's starting to piss me off.
This will be like the fourth time I've unbanned them for posting ASCII.
So now, I've been a big proponent of the idea that you shouldn't get banned for posting
ASCII art because it is funny.
That being said, doing it every stream now, just because I've said that, is now that's
being very flippant.
That's not the spirit of why I said it in the first place.
They are abusing the bubble shield.
That's a perfect way to describe it.
I feel like the bubble shield is getting abused.
Oh my god, give me Voltaic. Oh, give me Voltaic.
They keep popping holy cards. Holy cow, Isaac mentioned.
There's like an Origin Angel stream in here.
Am I right Origin? I don't know, actually, yesterday I saw you were playing
and trees hate me or something like that.
Cat Mario 64, it looked like fun.
I know that this sounds like an insult,
but it looked like such a day in game.
I think Dan would have a great time streaming it as well.
I mean, creative AI can be kind of crazy.
The thing is, it doesn't fit our zero cost build,
But at the same time, it costing three isn't that bad
because a lot of our most important cards also cost zero.
Sell me on this, man.
Sell me on the golden compass.
It gives you two chests.
That's huge, I had no idea.
So it basically gives you a random relic and then the path has three campfires and like
two elites or something.
Two chests, three campfires.
Upgrade four cards would be a one.
We don't need to upgrade four cards.
We only have like two cards that I even care to upgrade right now.
Sure, sure, let's do it, man.
four is like four campfires yeah if you really want to like it to upgrade a strike
which i freaking don't
oh shit i do have juicy bracelet too
he raised a good point
i don't want consuming shadow man
Please, please, please, please, yes!
You know what?
Perfect timing.
realistically
200 gold to hold it. It's not like I'm using my potions anyway most of the time
It's an insult for a beast like me to not be able to get in that block here, but
Well, it's a good thing we got these campfires because we will be resting
2 orb slots, not even sure that's any good.
You have to pay the iron press, you have to die.
Are you gonna die?
Unknown as of present.
Impossible as of present.
I agreed with the comment, I said drawing really bad, and then on the next turn we drew
even worse.
So maybe my last turn was that.
I'm just drawing the cards that I took
You still on the triple shower a day see the thing is I would answer that but I saw you ask it
yesterday
And the fact that you're like asking once I can forgive asking twice indicates like an amount of curiosity
Curiosity that is beyond the norm and as a result. I don't feel like it's
I don't feel like a behooves me to respond to be honest with you
But I'm curious now, okay, that's good to be curious is to be human
Now go
Go cure cancer. Now that you're curious, go cure cancer. Get the hell out of my chat.
This is big.
I had extra energy.
Smoke stack.
This is gonna fuck you up, man.
Do you see DIP Daniel knows?
You're supposed to ask twice max, once to check if he ignored it and a second time in
case he didn't look the first time.
That's exactly right.
It's 100% correct.
Asking three times, is JUSFLN in chat?
I don't know if that's the way your name's pronounced, but there's like a serious lack
of vowels.
Are they in the chat?
When you ask too many times, you kind of get a reputation for being an asker, and I don't think that's a good thing.
Two is okay.
Wait, Farrell, we're reconstructing the lost builds from base principles?
What's our next combat our next combat is an elite bro. I would love to upgrade my starting hand for 50 gold
So this is the same thing you know what?
At this point I fucking would give you juzu bracelet juzu bracelet has been incredible for us
I appreciate what it's done now. We get out while the good ones good
Oh, wow.
Mirror claw kind of pisses me off.
Mirror clumsy.
mirror clumsy that's a that's a bold-ass play. 220, I dude looking Regal Pillow
might hit the spot. Upgrade two skills. Almost certainly gonna hit at
least one defend maybe two. Duplicated fast and maybe give us time for a
our claws to actually get stronger. And then the best part is we immediately get a chance
to see if it's good or sucks. Please just take the best defect card man. I hesitate
before I say this because you're a subscriber. Twitch viewers who only watch one game are
so annoying. Why aren't you watching the streamer play this game that you always
watch play this game? Why did you pivot from watching them play this game to
watching me play this game so you could type the shit in my chat that you want
to type in their chat? Go to their chat and reference the video I say about the
tier list. They're not a sub anyway. I don't have a... listen, I don't have a
problem with them. They ain't heavy man, that's my brother, okay? We don't talk
Talk about that shit in here, in here we talk about different stuff, tip color, tip texture,
one of the most annoying things I think ever, I've been getting gaslit a lot, thank you
by the way yesterday for having my fucking back, when I said Corey do you think you get
Miranda July and Kristen Shaw when you're in the placebo group for the substance?
And then he said, they don't really look alike.
He literally, I don't know why, I don't know why.
I thought we were friends.
I honestly thought he might be my best friend
in the entire world.
And then he, just for no reason, he's going out here
and saying Miranda, July, and Kristen Shull don't look alike.
Like, just, just, just, I don't know,
just the ego check me or something.
I can't imagine what other reason there would be.
Then you said, then you said, everybody in chat,
you said they actually do look alike,
which I greatly appreciated.
But one of the other things that I said that pisses me off and you guys gaslit me, I said
the tip of your cock is made of something different than anything else on your body.
There is no other part of your body that is made out of the same shit that they made the
tip out of your dick out of.
And you said your lips.
No bro, it's not.
The lips are not made of the same thing as the tip of your penis.
They're both made out of different shit than the most of you, but they're not made out
out of the same shit as each other.
If your lips were made out of that shit,
it would be like kissing a fucking statue or something,
okay?
And if the tip of your cock was made out of the same shit
as your lips, I don't even know if you'd be able
to work with it.
There's some kind of, like with a tree,
You know, there's branches and leaves and roots and bark.
I think it's the same way for us.
And honestly, I think that's bark.
And the branches would probably be like our bones.
And the leaves would obviously be like maybe hair or skin
or something like that.
I haven't really, the metaphor I haven't really thought about
in that far yet.
Anyway, it's not like agreeing or disagreeing with me that pisses me off, it's when you
misrepresent objective truth in order to try to ego check me, that's what fucking pisses
me off.
Because you're denying fundamental, objective realities of the universe, just to get a pithy
little own. It speaks poorly about the balance of your spirit. Give me two of these. Didn't
you recently realize you don't know whether or not you're circumcised? Yes. And now we're
going to act like curiosity is a bad thing? I'm obviously circumcised. I'm just not sure
if I got, because I don't have the turtleneck. But I don't know if I have the same method
of circumcision that all the other circumcised fellows have, because the way people are talking
about it is like, I can't quite relate to it. But it must be the same, because I've
never seen one and been like, what's going on with that? So it must be, it must be the
the same. They left the collar on? Yeah, it's like they, you know, on a fucking like a,
on a Patagonia quarter zip, you can wear it up. I ain't wearing it up. I'm not David
death mansion in dune par one if they folded it down they folded it down to
go like business casual
now I'm not playing a claw on you bro
did they roll up the sleeves I don't even know how to reply to that I don't
know what that I don't know what that would mean
Roll up the sleeves.
Can I say something?
The damn bronze scales are going fucking crazy on this one.
That was awesome.
The bronze scales were really good on that guy.
I don't think we need another charge battery.
We need another charge battery.
20 cards already.
Dex getting a little too fat, to be honest with you.
Top tier relic, let's not go crazy.
It's like, can we have a serious conversation?
Purity is not a rare.
I don't even think it's a rare in this game,
but it's a rare in Slave of the Spire 1.
They were fucking, they were lying to us
when they said purity is a rare.
I'm not paying rare prices for purity, okay?
Zero cost, exhaust, three cards from the deck, exhaust.
That's not gonna happen, okay?
If you give it to me for free,
I might consider not skipping it.
But I'm not gonna, there's no shot.
There's no shot.
I'm paying uncommon prices,
colorless in the shop for it.
Can I get a hell, yeah?
No.
I really thought,
I really thought I would just get the hell
no matter what to be honest with you we need a bolt take in this deck and then
we're in a really good spot it wasn't a rare it was always on common whatever
you know it's on common these days not looking at your phone as much as the
average person
All right, that was kind of swag it's gonna sting a bit though and common courtesy can
I say something this this might give me in trouble do you ever think that let me think
Think about the way that I want to describe this, because I don't want it to be unambiguous.
Nah, they ain't ready for that one yet.
It's not about the tip of my penis.
It's a glib that you would even suggest that, quite frankly.
a coward? I don't think I can. I don't think I can. Because you guys got so mad, not mad,
but you took issue when Kate said, why are there so many guys who are horny that are
like pussy, pussy, pussy, but there's so few women that are like dick, dick, dick, dick.
And I said, well, obviously it just speaks to the fact that pussy must be better than
dick. Everyone in chat was like, how would you know? And I was like, well, okay. Fair.
You kind of, you kind of go to that one. At the same time, like it's obvious. You just
like Sherlock Holmes. It's you, you, you use deductive reasoning. By the way, I'm going
it on on rocket because I need to not get hit for 50 next turn in my opinion
oh shit eat dirt bro
Barrel's kind of crazy.
105 HP.
We don't need another creative AI, that's just greedy.
I love what he did on Blurred Lines.
Okay, we'll give this a shot.
Um, guy who really loves Blurred Lines but knows that Robin Thicke has been cancelled,
so only listens to the Pharrell parts.
Blurred Lines minus Robin Thicke.
Just Blurred Lines instrumental.
and the hey hey hey hey three two blurred lines
blurred lines hey it's pretty good I think it's pretty good
Wait, this could be peak.
I might skip this one though, man.
Why are you playing so fast?
Listen buddy, it insists upon itself.
Burrell kind of bad too.
It keeps doing the Minions soundtracks, I don't really know what else he's in for but
he seemed very confident so I'm not gonna fucking take issue with that I suppose.
Some of the Minions songs go crazy, it's so insane that, that Happy is from the Minions
It's from Despicable Me 2 or whatever.
Like it's so...
But really Despicable Me 2 sounds like more of a something that Robin Pick might be interested
in.
Can I get a hell, yeah?
We got him.
Obviously, he takes scrape on that one.
Do we have a benefit from fighting, or would we rather hit question marks?
We don't have Jouzou bracelet, bro.
Let's fight.
This is a guaranteed one.
We might as well just, whoa, fuck, sorry, brother.
Sure, man, why not?
Who even fighting?
Pest subject.
Well, I do want, like, boltaic in the deck.
I suppose I'll settle for...
I got a double buffer.
Fuck this, bro.
This guy is cringe.
Are you talking about me or the Slam to Berzerker?
Both could be worse could just be me
It'll be worse
What the fuck powers have I played man, I don't know where I am
One things for sure though this guy's gonna piss me off probably need to get
shitload of fuck. Probably play one slime.
You come back to me? No, you're not Peg.
Damn, we got a lot of slimes in there. We need to get to our other fasts, man.
It's just a regular ass enemy?
He's severely pissing me to fuck off for sure.
How's this guy not in a lead in the statue?
Okay, pump the brakes.
The statue is in Act 1.
It's gotta be.
Echo Forms literally just more fun.
We pass.
Okay, a fellow's gotta know when to rest.
Pharaoh plus to remove from the deck.
Strike is removed from the deck greatest day of my life
Put the word out I want them to know that we're back so what they say on the on the wire
They say some shit like that I've seen the we back up that's right put the word out
Just watch the show. I'll watch the movie. Just don't know, Fast and Confero costs one.
I think you pass, man. I think you pass. 18 damage doesn't mean that much.
That felt good, though. Damn, potion belts! No combat, huge.
I'll pay 72 gold to divine three times. I don't want to curse at this stage in my life
And we say fuck a relic man because I mean we're not even gonna be able to you have to spend all three just to get it
The hell is aerobic acid man. I don't think I've ever seen this shit
This looks like the rarest potion in Diablo 2. What did that when this motherfucker drops in Diablo 2? What does it do?
Because I'm like it's it's like a thin file of golden shit
It gives you infinite stamina, holy shit, it does look like a used condom.
That's a magnum right there.
I would like to enchant a power with draw two and then your cooked lad, stable semen.
We'd probably rather have that than 15 extra damage to be honest with you.
I would say the more power is the merrier too.
So the gold, it turns out that gold does go bad.
What do you got for me?
Fucking smoke stack, okay.
So you could have just told me to fuck myself and save me the heartache.
You know what?
I'd really like to play the less skills the merrier, but it is what it is man
You literally have to play fasten and then draw one defend
28 fucking damage
Sorry every defend is worth like 12 defense
chill chill bro this is the only one that's even hard we don't even need to
worry after this we don't need to worry about anything else first time you
draw a status each motherfucking turn you're gonna make me throw the fuck up
too bad for you I drew I drew a defense I've ruined your life by drawing a single
defend how does that make you fucking feel? Idiot.
Oh shit oh we got to defend
still kind of nasty you know what we need to have a turn where we retain
defense. Play this, retain all your shit. We literally live. Okay, so not not the
greatest turn of all time. Those claws are gonna be crazy one day though. We're
drawing so many defense, don't play scrape because it will just draw through
them.
Put the word out.
As we retain for too many turns.
That was satisfying though.
Um, well, 5 or 16, that's not enough to keep us alive.
You can draw nothing.
It feels impossible.
Hear me out.
Iteration.
The first time you draw a status, each turn draw two cards.
Draw five cards.
You draw them.
Then they get folded down and we draw two more cards.
We play one defend and somehow we live.
Devs! Devs!
Oh, maybe we didn't, we literally didn't draw any statuses.
We didn't draw a single status. That's unbelievable.
That stings.
It mostly stings because we had a fucking win.
We had a win on a fucking stick, like Nate McKinnon in the gold medal game.
Life's a bitch and then you die, so that's why we get high,
because you never know when you're gonna go, man.
Let's play some fucking counter strike.
Alright, Corey, I will be playing some CS.
You'll never shine if you don't glow.
Da-da-da-da.
Fuck it, I'm still gonna call it ascending the tower.
I've never felt worse than when I tried to come up with a title in one minute and the
only title I could come up with was ascending the fucking tower, man.
Do you think blue light from screens is ruining your eyes, or do you think that's bullshit?
Sorry, I'm already spec'd in the guy who never touches receipts from the self-checkout because
I'm worried it's feminizing me.
I only have room for one insane health conspiracy theory in my life.
Counter-strike more than two days a week is actually hell.
new hates counter strike but tolerates it two days a week what are you trying to
say what are you trying to say this is where we know I'm friends with Levy
but I'm not levy we need like a levy style video where whenever someone says
something like that we can put the message on the screen snap it out put it
right there and then play like a 15 second video tutorial that we made and
And it just goes like this. It goes, um,
Hey YouTube!
Here to give you a helpful tutorial about how to close your web browser.
What you're gonna do is you're gonna grab your mouse with your dominant hand or whichever hand
happens to be on the same side of the desk as the mouse and you're gonna drag it up to the top right and there's this little
button that looks like an X and you'll know it's about to work when it gets highlighted with a bit of a translucent border.
When you mouse over it, all you're going to do is click that and then you won't have to look at the thing that you say you hate anymore.
Make sure to like the video if you enjoy it. Subscribe if you want more tutorials in the future.
Thanks for watching.
If you hover on it, it says close. Wait.
Not oh, I was so ready to speak churlishly to you it it glowed orange and it took two seconds
It took two seconds for clothes to pop up pop up, but it fucking did it fucking did that's crazy
easy. Yeah, mine turns orange. Well, I guess it's red. I guess I'd say that's red.
The guy who's red, orange, colorblind, that's actually pretty good. That's pretty
good. I think they enjoy the content, they're just empaths who don't like seeing you crash
out on randoms. Okay, I will apologize to my team when I kept saying overload them. It
is, it's nonsensical to call a plan into the comms that I have muted and then not expect
them to do it and then get mad when they don't. That really, that I had a, there was a reckoning
moment there and now I was like that was stupid of me. I was in the wrong on that one too.
IGL into a vacuum and then be like why didn't they follow me? That being said, they should have known.
They should have known. Repeat.
That's down.
They should have pushed when you pop smoke.
pop smoke.
Well fuck.
Now fuck it, I'm not even using my other band, I don't care what I played.
As long as they're not ancient and anubis, I don't care.
How about this some Suica one versus once? I'm pointing at my shirt that says I love variety.
I love variety, I love variety.
New things are always better.
New things that are good suck.
Things that we know are good suck.
Things that we have no idea of the quality
are better than that.
That thing I recommended yesterday,
I don't wanna see it anymore.
I wanna see new thing.
Thank you for taking my suggestion from yesterday.
Now play something brand new.
We take these, man.
Let's roll.
new map please people do we say in that about cash
ladder percent moving different ever since flock around yesterday sir
bro took a tech nine to lurk at the entrance to lobby okay well if I could
I didn't even make it to the layer of mini sweet, bro
Got some extra movement for free because I was in the air at zero one seconds
Oh shit, what the fuck is that it's grenades outside lads it's a grenades outside angle
Okay reported oh my oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm gonna freak
out
literally works yeah ouch never should have crouched the crotch cost me a step
yes yes no no you don't have armor you have 800 gold deal with 800 gold but no
armor didn't buy anything on pistol round gold it could be gold if one gold coin
equal to dollar like in the old days
wait wait wait oh genuine nice try can I fucking say something when you look at
damage stats here can I say something can I fucking say something to you right now I'm top
fragging bro grenade outside nova ramp rush 50k for a verse no album out and my pocket's so high
that my barbie's gotta climb it
guy who's covering mini I got mini
oh I had him I fucking clicked and I had
Okay, so green, bought nothing round one, round two, M4, died instantly, M4 no armor
off a loss.
They gotta be trolling, bro.
Anybody blocked me.
Anybody blocked me twice, twice on round one, and my grenade still went off 170 damage.
Low key the soap star Joe of the lobby.
It's a type of beast to fly into Chicago at night.
Oh, fuck! Okay, guys, they're rushing squeaky.
I might have to dial in.
Fuck-ass view model, come on Green.
Oh yeah, he's hacking.
Paula, are you watching?
Can I just say, when you accuse someone of hacking or stream sniping, I'm literally,
I'm with you 100% of the time.
And I'll tell you why, because I don't fucking know.
I don't know the difference between someone who's good and someone who's using exploits
and hacks.
So I'll trust someone who's good, man.
Right.
Neither do they.
I think, I mean, he knows better than I do.
All right.
in guys. There's any... I bought a Zeus. I bought a Zeus because I hit three to switch
to my knife, even though I was in the buy menu. Alright, let's see you guys. Let's see. What's
going on here? We got one outside with a scout. One's going up heaven. I love to play ramp.
Put some kills on this beast, man.
One, four, three, guilty spark.
Now let's play like good Counter-Strike.
Let's not rush in unnecessarily.
There's no need to push lobby, just to push it.
The bomb's down outside.
I'm calming for them.
The bomb is down in miniature.
There we go.
Yeah, baby.
It's one-on-one.
Damn, I am on six-seven, huh?
We win this we would that literally if we lose that round the teammate coming back like let's be let's be fucking for real
That's not gonna happen
So that was a really big round for for morale if for no other reason
didn't even take the AK I'm more pissed I didn't get to pick up the Mali because that
could have fucked up their morale they'd be like uh what who the fuck threw a Mali
We installed our ramp rush, it was me bro.
It was me, with your molly.
Same shit, same shit different day bro.
I mean, what are we doing?
I'm just going to say it.
It's crazy they want us to believe there's three left.
We would have seen one by now.
Turns out they're outside.
He's jumping HVAC.
First time in my life I've ever seen two dudes and actually killed one.
Can we have a fellow garage?
Oh, he's been killed.
He's been killed.
Oh, I really thought I had him.
God is my witness.
walked in and I thought I had him. Should have taken a step behind the wall. Slow exhale,
lower the heart rate by five, walk back out. I actually, oh shit, I thought he had a good
spot. I honestly thought he had a good spot. Daaamn! Wait, wait, wait.
Rose got like a 20k loadout or something.
Holy shit.
No music at 5 seconds, we win this.
Ooh, and yeah, I do a kick clip.
Oh, shit!
That was kind of swag, man.
People tell me that oping ramp is not good.
You know what?
Save the op for a rage buy after a loss.
It's better outside. Yeah, but if you miss outside you're fucked. If you miss a ramp you just throw a molly and pretend you were never covering it in the first place.
They literally don't push ramp, so one day that grenade's gonna get them.
It seems like they're saying outside.
Throwing fire.
I only know what I'm doing with the molly most of the time.
They're on top of the silo.
Should push ramp?
That's for my rage by Nova rounds after I lose up two times in a row
Three on three bro, it's like NHL overtime sifting the playoffs
got scared squeaky
got him, he did scare the shit out of me a little bit
It scared the shit out of me a bit.
I'm proud of my team to bring it back, man.
I literally think they're like, okay, we've lost outside three times in a row.
What are we, rush ramp, dude, we got no money, rush ramp.
Go get an idea of rush ramp, we all get hit by 40 by the same grenade from the dude on their team who's unstoppable, who kills me every round.
okay okay got a dance got a dance you're on ramp y'all they're out there's the
assist first assist more I want to see more I want to see more I mean they're
They're lit bro, they're lit.
It's actually like a perfect fucking lob.
I was so skeptical but the lob was so fucking perfect.
There's another assist for me.
There's one more.
I mean.
Holy fuck.
Dude, the damage was kind of legit.
What's going on?
What's going on on Teeside, man?
I stick with the M4 incendiary.
This lobby isn't real.
I love being bad at games because you get to play with people who are also bad.
alive nobody watching bomb. It happens all the time. Got the other guy had it. Watch this.
We don't need three ramp. I got it locked down y'all. Nobody covering upper.
Are you going heaven?
I want heaven.
It's my- Mom says it's my turn to cover heaven.
Terrible news, my leash.
I honestly thought it would just be one guy planting.
Yeah, that was a hell of a shot, man.
Yes, Mr. 20K right here.
Woo!
Good try, good try.
Same shit.
T, you're gonna win.
I don't like that they have four.
For me to feel good about myself, we have to win the next four rounds.
Or we could win pistol round, ST.
I did think about the AWP.
Honestly, my stats are kind of crazy.
You just need one more assist and 13 less damage,
and then I'd be straight out of the Doom generation.
I do worry for the state of gaming where people cannot move at the start of the round reliably.
like it's kind of it's kind of frightening to me that like every fucking match there's
somebody that doesn't move at the start you queued that the government didn't queue the
game for you bro this ain't jury duty move not only did I get my I lit the other one
So I better see some assists.
Huge.
Okay, that might kill his teammate.
You ever have jury duty? Once, but when they asked me for my name, I told them I thought we should bring back the electric chair, so they let me go.
It's my last round with the M4 guys, we got to clutch up here.
Did we ever have it here?
I don't know.
We might have just been tying motherfuckers to two horses and slapping them on the ass
to run them in two different directions.
I don't know.
Oh, maybe we did do the firing squad, yeah, I don't know.
I always love the firing squad.
It can't be real that the reason they only gave one of the guys the bullets, holy fuck,
oh the Jesus Christ, is so that like the rest of them thought maybe I wasn't the guy with
the bullet, right?
Like are you telling me that after 40 years of working as an executioner, the dude was
like you're not going to believe this?
I didn't, I've never killed anybody.
Oh, another assist from me, surprise, surprise.
Holy fuck, wait, they're popping off?
Somebody's hotbox in control?
Damn, team went crazy, man.
Guys, you should be throwing an HE grenade into ramp every single time.
We literally did more damage than if we got a kill.
Now doing 20 damage to 5 is a lot worse than doing 100 damage to 1.
It's statistically speaking, because that's one less person that could shoot you.
It's not like a grenade's outside angle to a beast like me.
Strong-ass tempered glass.
We play Doom in this beast.
my drums another assist for me
that's
fellow planted
he got him
Are you right on?
Great round.
You should be able to have a Deagle and a CZ.
Like a Sniper and an SMG at the same time.
What are we doing sneaky peaky like?
body blocks me.
Op or amp?
I love it.
Just make sure I get the HE in there first.
Ah, you got it.
The Michael Jackson grenade.
Hee!
New stem unlocked.
Hee!
Oh, he's hot!
didn't work yesterday not gonna work today it might work now that I can just
force it down mid instead of having Corey no-sell it and then chat goes
that's not funny
I've got a shot.
Let's try, let's try, let's try play up.
Go pistol, he's a little bit for 97.
Jump!
I think he got it I think you know what more power to him trying to avoid the fall damage at a hundred with nobody else alive
It's kind of insane
go
Tech nine armor that'd be an OP first round, huh? Where we going orange?
Now we need we need to fucking win
Pistol round bro, because we need to win the next two rounds to moralize them
ramp rush ramp rush my Kings
I'll catch him on the rotate.
Shit there's only two of us.
What the fuck?
Well, that went badly.
And now, you ever received a speeding ticket that classified as a felony due to the speed
being 20 miles an hour above the speed limit?
No.
And also, congratulations on finally having a question of yours, Red.
This has got to be a big day.
I've literally, I don't think that the police exist anymore with respect to traffic violations.
I've literally never been pulled over in my entire life.
I've been stopped at like a roadside sobriety check once in my entire life.
Like the ones that you drive through and they're like,
have you been drinking tonight? And you go, no. And then they go, okay, on your way.
We got to win this one, man. Give me a Melva.
Can I refund? I don't want a Nova for going outside.
of
were you committing crimes bro anybody who's ever been in a car has speeded
mother fucker so-called crime is always bad mother fuckers when you ask them
how fast they drive. That's all that has to be said. I'm locking in with the SG 553.
So-called I'm the best driver I know, motherfuckers, when you ask them what the white line next
to the stop sign means. That's where you're supposed to stop your car, motherfucker. That's
not where the midpoint of the car is supposed to be. That's where your car is supposed to
Stop
Fuck it, I'll clump around regular fuck
Cheeky so-and-so.
Oh.
Molly heaven.
Sorry fella.
Damn.
damn
Give me your shit give me your shit give me your shit. I don't want that garbage
That thing was going to the moon
Damn, we ain't doing too bad.
Green passed me, though.
That's unacceptable.
I'm with you.
The Dalil Beast.
Okay.
I'm with you. The Galeel Beast.
Take this out.
Worth, worth, worth, worth, did you see that, well let me see that incendiary, that incendiary
is so perfectly placed.
You can see where it burned on the ground, literally that denied so much space.
outside. Say something in game to get the boys fired up. Let's go. The old let's go.
Maybe that's a secret, gotta start talking like it's E3.
Earn some time by opening squeaky.
Stalled them. Stalled them. There's one ramp, one squeaky.
Fuck it. I'd still plant. Crazy. Crazy play. Good bait.
Got the bomb down, that's all that matters.
Close the door.
Close.
Take it, take it, close the door.
It's alright.
It's not like I've done anything for like 10 rounds.
That's all about the change now though.
I did lie.
Listen.
Again, I'm not doing that good.
But both holding the same angle and then both dying and not getting even one of the two
guys is kind of insane.
Now I've been a part of situations like that in my past so I get it but yeah we should
start asking blood on the tracks are blonde on blonde
ah shit
That was literally my job to cover the flank by the way, but
Got mine
Planting
that was fucking awesome how do you go down a ladder
Oh
No
Oh
Up outside suicide off outside whatever I don't have to cry. I did like 400 damage
Why don't people talk like that maybe compensate for recoil and pull down the humble rhetorical
Maybe with the all caps plug-in conversation. What are you talking about here? The Koi toxic chatter
The demure flamer ooh that one's for you worth
Come on y'all
You're in this
We take these.
Clump, clump, clump, clump, clump, clump, clump, clump.
all tall guys have bigger dicks it's not what did they say they said it's not
made up it's science I believe that because it's literally like how could
it just seems like physics I'm not saying that a tall guy will always have a
bigger dick than a short guy but a tall guy will always have a bigger dick if
he's taller like the same dude at 6 4 and 5 9 he's gonna have a bigger dick at
64 because there's more than to go around
like isn't it yeah everything's bigger exactly does they have a bigger appendix
bigger stomach shit like that might have fucking bigger cells for all I know I
have no idea man
I think they're coming out this way, man, we lost the lobby.
Seems fucking clutching up though.
Hiya!
Ping them, ping them.
Motherfucker, I should have had him, my bad.
You let me down.
Blonde on Blonde, or why are his album titles so fucking long, bro?
What a shot.
At least we're into Asia or Gaucho, it's like five keystrokes.
It's not like I've been doing any better than this.
Shit, fucking lock-in, guys.
It's literally a T-sided map.
We're cooked? I don't think so. I'm one kill away from getting to even, which means more
to me than getting a win, to be honest. We will ramp rush. Ramp rush. Ramp rush. Am I
You know what you do?
Throw smoke to cover your team off the rotate.
They won't walk through the smoke.
I'll buy us another 30 seconds to get outside and do some work.
Oh, we can't go that way, brother. I dropped a smoke there.
Holy shit.
Move, move, move.
Do it, do it, do it.
Enemy purple killed enemy orange.
Wonderful news.
be go heaven there's one down there nice try nice try should have should have
should have faked be gone heaven but now what do I know only top-fragging
Watch this, okay, we've thrown the opera off now.
We get ready to play Lurk.
You got the bomb in an op, bro.
you gotta go outside
you six eight bro why are you complaining about leg room on airplanes you're supposed
to be on a private jet
bad news guys bad news they got us
let's try don't let your crown slip
case reset literally now what I'm about to say is going to sound like it's nice to gambling
nice to gambling. I don't mean it to be nice to gambling. I mean it to be very rude to
CS gambling. I've reached a point where I'm like, I would never open a case. If I was
going to open a case, why wouldn't I just buy like $5 worth of lottery tickets instead?
Just buy the skins. I don't give a fuck about the skins, bro. I'll just pick them up off
a corpse or something like that. It's about the money. I'm trying a new character. It's
Kevin O'Leary. Kevin O'Leary trying to buy lemonade at a lemonade stand. It's not just
that you've come here with a bad business idea. You've insulted me because my God is
money. My religion is money and you have spoken in a heretical way. Three dollars for a glass
subliminate? What are your unit costs? What's your revenue this year? Pre-revenue, and you
haven't, let me guess, you haven't paid yourself. You are going to get laser beep. Country time
is going to paint the target on your head and shoot you from space.
What's up, Corey?
Corey?
Hello?
I'm muted.
Yeah.
I'm currently consuming a sandwich.
Somewhere.
My kitchen?
And the base ingredients came from?
Superstore.
SU?
What?
B.
S.
B
WA Y and you made the sandwich
No in your kitchen
No, no, no, we did it that one time
The quid the thing that makes that so funny that you made your own subway sandwich at home is
That it was the right thing to do
If it had just been a weird thing to do, it wouldn't have been as funny.
The fact that it was the actual right way to do it makes it so much better.
I thought it was sensible.
Well, because I feel like anybody else would have just gone make two sandwiches and I'll
just keep one in the fridge.
But you went, nah.
The bread will get soggy.
So give me, make one sandwich for me and then give me the, the composite parts of the other
sandwich and I'll assemble it tomorrow.
It is surprising.
Honestly, the subway workers have been getting Braddier and I literally support them for
it because they're usually holding down like the whole store by themselves during dinner
rush.
like there are times I've never heard like worse customer service than at
recent subways few days ago I was at one I they said what do you want on the
sandwich I said lettuce tomato and she literally went sauces first like she
didn't say like excuse me or anything she said sauce and I also I've eaten it
subway 2,500 times in my life never in history have I have I done sauces first
but sure okay that's true I think she loaded the like the prep station
backwards and now she's compensating by saying sauce is first like you could like
not to be rude you could just slide the sandwich like six inches to the left at
the end of the toppings but I will say it's to the point now we're like when I
go somewhere and I get good customer service I'm like oh damn yeah friendly
No, that's true. That's McDonald's worker was actually like nice
Well, they have to be another they have to be you're saying I
Kind of feel like I don't know it's part of the job, but yeah, I don't want to get on that side
One day I will be a horrible customer probably like it when I'm like 78
I'm gonna be confused as fuck. I'll be trying to order it off my like cybernetic
You know my plug-in inside of my brain. So just use the cybernetic plug-in just order via telepathy grandpa
I prefer to use the kiosk. That's how I've been doing it my whole life, right?
But for right now, I'm a good customer and I know what I want before I get to the
The pill and I have the money ready and I like I say please and thank you
So it kind of pisses me off when they're kind of churlish for no reason
also people can hear me all they want to be you know like you know rights of the
retail worker whatever i worked retail for like nine years okay i know what
it's like and and i was friendly
yeah everybody who wasn't an asshole that's a deal you can get when they
people say well what about the other customers okay be rude to those
motherfuckers man i didn't do that shit to you
i'm just out here trying to get a cheesy gordita crunch
what do you think fella be like i just did my job yeah i'm really close to be
with the bomb. I got flash.
I do feel like Subway has a high percentage of fucked up customers though. Like everybody wants like a
a special order double toasted
toasted with... Marty being shot and Marty being shot. I had to turn from the flash.
Yeah. Oh! Oh nice. It clutched up.
People are saying shit like toasted but keep the bread soft. Like what are you...
Are they supposed to be like a fucking wizard or something? How are they supposed to do that, bro?
Holy shit, our team's awesome, man.
That was huge. That was incredible.
4k.
Oh, I forgot I had voice disabled.
Like, I think you get more fucked up orders at a subway than at a coffee shop.
How the fuck do I unmute again?
He's going for it man. He's going for it, I support it. I trust him. I literally had
the flash of the century too. One dead mid. One dead cat. One was mid doors crossing into
I wish I had the bomb. This is such an easy plant. What the fuck? One more there, I think.
there the whole time. He's literally cat. He's literally cat. Then so am I. Yeah. Nice.
The Galil is literally better than the AK. I don't know what to tell you. The stats don't
lie, bro. Wasn't this thing at 143 earlier today? What's that now? 143. Oh.
Yeah, I think they removed my kills.
Flag for cheating.
They probably removed it because that team killed a couple of guys, but...
Is that my smoke?
Did it fuck up that bad?
No, no, no.
My smoke is good.
No one has bomb.
Okay.
I think he threw in case he died.
Hmm
Oh really and one on cat very hurt annoying orange dead
Fucker fucker that was really good
Oh, yeah, put some put some stats on it roll the odometer up, bro
Nah, he didn't know he didn't get past the biometric lock
Oh fucking off round three
I love the way he's moving.
He's moving like he knows what he's doing.
He's got the chibli's moves.
roll wheel user though. That's a bit of an oral loss.
Oh, that hit him. He's been moving. He's moving his feet. I saw the crosshair was blurry. Yeah, he was moving his feet.
He's not a real oper.
Literally, I have new team morale tech, by the way, team morale tech.
After the worst attempt of all time, you have to say nice try.
If they almost got it, you don't have to say nice try, but if they were never even close,
you say nice try.
Oh, no, they're all typing BT.
They're typing BT?
They're typing BT.
Oh, no!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Fee this bee. Two crossed.
Doesn't seem like that matters for beasts like us.
Oh, they...
They smoked CAD?
Oh, yeah, he's right there.
Clever.
I thought I probably shouldn't have done that, but he probably definitely shouldn't have done that.
Puts up.
I hear him. All we got to do is get one, man.
now let's rush.
You ducked.
You can duck.
Like I can't get there.
You left oh my god oh shit that was good
Honestly my teams fall for kind of all dying leaving the op alone yeah you're right
it puts the opera in a tight spot brush no orange is the way over there
we're throwing the smoke to make it look like
we lost one y'all
Oh man.
I got next.
These guys are way better than they are.
Just the two of us.
We can make it if we try, just the two of us.
Literally how did that not hit?
How did that not hit?
I need to see a zoom in.
Can somebody give me a 10x enhanced version of that shot?
Oh, 27 and 1.
I'm looking y'all. There needs to be a T grenade spot where you can just throw a grenade and
get 100 damage. Yeah, sure. I don't. I agree. This is the only this is why it does sucks.
doesn't have a banana. CT is going to be like, whoa, shots long. How that'd be a good video.
How people think you're going to react when a decoy grenade goes off three seconds into
the round. Oh no. They spawned and they shot Slong. They shot your Slong? Imagine. I heard
them rotate the B
playing the drums
oh come on fucking recoil man
kind of what I get for camping until I'm the last one left but
got mine 48 and 3 fuck you
damn someone on their team has 27 damage man that is crazy actually
that one bullet from the pistol round or something like what is that is he
throw in twenty seven
people in the head
oh shit it could be twenty seven hits
what's up man
they made it long
I got a pick with the op
watch long push
orange on it with the scout who's got that
big dog
ahh they smoked cat
Fucking we take those odds
Yellow you go up and get shot you only have six life, and then I hit a headshot on well, they're up in there, too
Yes, yes, plant the bomb plant the bomb
No, I want to go goose. I want to go goose. I'm Dick Tracy, remember that one? I'm already
Tracer.
Flashcat. Literally my crotch broke. I couldn't crotch because there was some shit. I think
Is we ever have a phone so big that you can't sit down?
Yeah, that's literally what happened to me. I think I got I got too close to the box and I couldn't crouch I
Got the knob damn
Should just spam cat until they verado on D what?
Rado verado on D
oh my god how did he get there so fast and how did i kill him i think i fucked up my
smoke because you screamed oh my god he got there he got there so fast and yet i killed
him on pure like brainstem i fucked up my smoke
fucking fuck this smoke up
else is shit on A site
damn did you see that shit? A site clear
oh fuck he's there
but still that was awesome that was awesome
You got to play this game like you have a 10 inch cock.
Ryan. Oh, OK.
Oh, should you know, we find next to you accidentally.
I get he got.
He got it.
No sweat.
This is audible.
Not too fast.
This is audible.
Played on this D.
Yeah, too slow.
What the heck I was talking about.
One crossed.
I missed, motherfucker, I'm dead.
He threw a smoke at me.
I'm alive.
This is Audible.
That was a six-inch shot.
Fuck, I'd be lucky if that was a six-inch shot.
I heard shots.
Oh, you fucking guy.
Ouch.
Can't enter.
Oh.
Where was the orange?
Where's the orange?
Orange is watching long doors.
Where's the orange?
Orange, what are you doing?
They died. Oh, okay. Thanks for the comms.
We all died.
Whoa!
B rush? B rush?
Let's do it.
I think someone bought an AWP.
I do someone bought an up
We run this town
This window oh
Let's go. Let me get the up
please please give me something give me something oh fuck oh I tried to grab it
I got it I got it I got it oh you got it let's go let's go oh oh fuck I love
winning in econ man holy shit and the spawn and the suicide spawn get out of
my way orange get out of my way orange get the already got it's gonna get the
fuck out of my way you need knife to make the jump one cross then he takes the
shot for me. Wait, two suicides to play. We can play it like an old-school fucking firing
line from the Revolutionary War. One cat. Confirmed.
Oh fuck! Tunnels, tunnels. Lower tons.
Nice.
Should we throw?
Just to play big dog.
I think Cat's still alive.
Let's do this.
Oh, I, I, I, I saw the flash.
I saw the muzzle flash.
You had, you had one HP.
I was rough.
The rough spot to be in.
It would have been sick.
I honestly, I was a millimeter away, but honestly, most times, most times, I probably get them
to be honest with you. It wasn't an underhand. It was it was the two
tapper. It was like the shovel pass. That's a we in the business call it
chiblethrow.
Oh, I see it. It's like when you bounce pass in basketball.
Okay, Clark. My goat. That's my goat right there.
I didn't know you watched basketball, Corey. I thought you only watched men's
basketball. I only watch the
best. See what I did there? Yeah. What if what if women's basketball was basketball and men's basketball was men's basketball? That's the world. That's the world I want to live in.
Ah
The bomb go be
Maybe yellow yellows bomb
Oh fuck playing your fucking feet, bro. Oh shit one
Anything I got to get the tons and help you help the squad mother got it should we jump
Window one's going up window
It's not window.
Not bad, y'all.
It's tons.
Last tons.
Well, ladies, playing for time.
Literally stalled him so much.
He's literally stalled so much he won't have time.
You're right.
You won't have time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also literally like Queen Tuppled Purple's ADR.
They had, I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to be evil.
They had 1780R.
Let's have our 10P.
They had 1780R.
Yeah, Liam.
Liam.
What's better, P250 or 5.7?
Uh, I don't know. I don't know actually. I don't know which does more damage.
You ever wonder why this dude has handcuffs on his utility belt?
You ever seen CTs take someone in non-legally, bro?
I mean it's B rush, so we HE grenade.
I think it might be A. I think it's A.
Confirming no motion beating, no E.
I'm coming cat with the dog.
Oh my god.
How did that- he danced around every shot I made then.
You got this, you got this dog.
Oh shit, I didn't even know I was dead.
I was still standing up, I died standing up.
Did I play the fish till the day? No I didn't.
Yet he got banned in my chat, they need a place to go.
How'd you know how'd you know they got banned like eight seconds into the stream today? Yeah
Again, yeah, no man. I know what are they typing? I think this was like an ASCII among us this time
Wasn't me I think that's honestly like funniest pop
I'm doing long gas flank
Everyone just died on a
Cory with the pick through the smoke literally hit him in the I saw blood come out of his cheek
Yeah, those play a little scared man. They've been on this slow creep for like at least
two minutes.
I mean, he's round the game.
Oh, hell of a shot though. Hell of a shot.
The rounds are fake.
Oh, these rounds are pissing me off. We should have had round one.
I can live with that.
I'll get in the luckiest shot through the smoke.
Purple. Purple, I'm gonna need you to clutch up here.
Move it, don't move it.
Tootsweetching on me.
I've got none on B, y'all, and I'm gonna rush them.
You just flashed over A.
I think they're taking the angry if it really weird a smoke shots categorically
damn koi, damn!
damn!
oh, it's such a good try!
That was actually like the greatest try I've ever seen fuck
Now they're obviously expecting us to overload cat because they rush it every time so what
we fucking do is just do what we've been doing
It was a 4k, yeah, and I almost had that guy, too.
6x9.
Oh shit, my AG this time.
One tunnels.
More than one tunnels.
Many tunnels.
at least two tunnels.
So track one from there.
We did damage.
We fucking do damage there.
The shotgun is awesome when they go the way
that you are holding.
It's not quite as good when they go the other way though.
My king.
No defuser.
Oh no, we do have Dan on our team.
He just keeps swapping through every gun to find the best skin.
Oh, okay, okay.
Dude, that was a crazy round.
Let's go yellow.
Let's fucking go.
Push him.
ten inches it's ten inch season bro bombs down long okay you missed me
pop patrol doing the work on cat pop patrol thought patrols he's a pop
control last one's car was is oh it's it's that guy it's the dude at 27 damage
that guy that round was fucking sick that round was sick do you see the dude
I love them they get slumped and they're not in like a lying down position when they died
They're like a kind of like a propped up position
mm-hmm
As you know, he died uncomfy
Remember the ragdolls and siege that shit. Oh
We need to make another siege man flash long
I'm dead long to the greatest legal shot of all time
Oh, simple one. One of the most superior demon shots I've ever seen in my entire life.
Yeah, I love this.
Oh shit.
No, good idea.
Why is our yellow been the slowest, longest flank of all time?
Your life doesn't mean anything just get it get win rounds win rounds, bro
He did it oh shit
They got kid they got kid think he's had a time now
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointing type shit right there man.
Just the way he's not putting himself below the team, let's put it that way.
How the fuck are you throwing your pistol at me for bro?
I don't want that.
They got one.
Seems like they never split.
Well, I see one red...
Awww!
...on my way back.
One dinked on Cat.
Think this, bro.
Yeah, there he is.
Damn, the fuck happened long, man.
Everything, I think.
Did you see bomb there?
No.
Oh, cat.
Oh, oh, cat.
Cory scoreboard check. How good is the enemy? He's second from bottom, but he's 15 and 12.
Playtime catch him on the rotate. Yeah, I had a feeling that there must have been bomb on cat.
Let's do this purple you want to see some crazy shit it's two ops
oh okay all right well it's awesome crazy shit my plan my plan was to do this my plan
was to go like this flash out and then when he looked away I would jump in with the op
and no scoping because this I mean this skin kind of looks it would catch the
eye let's put it that way it would have been crazy I will say that much it
would have been really amazing if that happens I'm just gonna pretend that
that's what happened librarian you can edit that right imagine
God this would be a big round
Nothing long yet.
Nothing B either.
Purple's making an aggressive push up cat scare me a little bit.
They've been killed cat immediately.
I'm going to molly it off to buy us a minute.
Under to mid from B they said.
Under to mid from B.
yesterday i guess they've ran through be three tons
once the long and they're all can't man
yeah you can go like tunnels to cat right
ice icy icy
Well, that was horrible.
Yeah, that was about it.
Damn, I'm broke!
I got up. You all on?
No.
I mean, someone's gotta go up to stop them from winning this round.
Go, go, go!
Grab my up when I die here.
nobody suicide flash long immediately pivoting along the opt along there's
just one off I don't saw one there's three long yeah you got it you got a
flanker I'm dead man it's yellow guess who it is
They did they did overload me. I got literally got mine. I literally got mine
Low-key they have two two thousand seven damage. Can we have a real conversation might be the best year
Might be one of the best years I've ever been alive for
2007 2007 pretty good year yeah good ass year man can't disagree oh six was
better oh six had some motion but oh seven was having him it did it did have
the fuck-ass writer strike that ruined studio 60 on the sunset strip flash is
long good reflash long I missed my shot they're all out long long I got a
record he's relaying the comms to the yes yes yes I'm not just like he's not
hearing me say long 10 times and then going so it's long correct cat I'll
just draw a circle over his head I'll just draw a circle around his fucking head
Whatever
That was practice has warm-up whoo that ADR course
Yep get better I mean purple was doing some crazy shit there
I said y'all suck get better who said that
right enemy team are top our top fragger that dude is literally like the solo queues solo
cure I've ever seen in my entire life dude was like as soon as the bomb was planted he
rotated on shift from the other side like just exclusively concerned about protecting
his own KDR, not a carry in the fucking world about whether or not we lose the round.
Like imagine structuring your entire strategy around maximizing the chance to be top frag
for the losing team.
I
Teammate political preferences I
Mean everyone playing this game is like the 20 and a dude, right? So I just assumed they're like straight-up MAGA
By a lot of them
Those guys yesterday definitely not everybody can be 37
White Canadian and does
Political opinions of all time.
Jen, how did we get to the how did we get to the Kamala impression yesterday? We had to get there vis-a-vis another impression.
Yeah, but it was like
We but if when I tried to do it, I couldn't do it
But someone was like just do the impression like this and then it kind of came out
Do not come
It was like, yeah, it was M.M. at Walsh from Blood Simple.
That's right.
If I see him,
I'll be sure.
I guess the hardest I've ever heard you laugh,
or at least the fastest you've ever laughed
at the dumbest shit.
It's so good. It's just like she's here. If I see him, I'll be sure to give him a message.
Mm-hmm.
Like that?
Jesus Christ.
even if it's bad you know who it was
I mean I do now because I was literally prefaced with the impression
who's doing it?
they should have called that shit blood complicated
Corey figured it out though he gave it a four stars I think on Letterbox
12 years ago
Long time I think I probably saw that movie probably six years before letterbox existed as well
Your ass is probably baked off your fucking gourd too
I
Could have been my straight edge era. Oh
CM punkler
Sniffing the X's on my knuckles
No caffeine either. Oh
No caffeine was chill. Really? I thought that was like
like, or is it one of those things where it's like only assholes care about the, the caffeine?
Only assholes are straight edge stuff, you know?
Can I say something?
You literally can't be straight edge until you're 20.
If you're 17 and straight edge, you ain't straight edge, you're just a kid.
Let's go.
Alright, this is D rush.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, like, everyone was doing like 13.
Not in my school, I went to a school, I'm sure some people were doing drugs, like glue and gas and shit like that, but...
What are you stopping for?
Sorry.
Team in flash.
This guy's gun is Lego.
Oh my god, how did I not fucking kill him?
I
Literally I did more than a hundred damage anyway
I love when three people fucking run into apartments and then just stop the stock is crazy
And then I just I got stuck and died demon mo with the deagle
I have bomb motherfuckers you go be all you want I wouldn't say hold w I'd say okay we're
holding w in this piece how did that not hit I don't care about this team right now man
We can structure a way to make this team win because I can tell you just from the way that they're playing right now
Green is going to buy up every round that can afford it and go mid when they can't afford it
They're gonna go scout. So how do we play around?
We will okay. Well, it's simple. We wait they're gonna buy it if you fucking trust me
Wait for them to buy scout this round before you buy or load out look at green
What did he buy what the
Okay, so now it's simple. We lurk until we see if he gets a pick or he gets picked
Yeah, if he gets a pick we we overload mid and take a side if he gets picked fuck it
I guess we just lose around
Alright, I didn't see this coming.
Connector?
Good kill.
I've been killed from the connector.
Tapacanya.
Was it smoked or am I stupid?
No, Khan wasn't smoked.
Window was smoked.
Oh shit.
Well then, it was probably an easy shot.
Oh fuck.
Damn, two on one though.
Held too many
Blue I'm not trustin blue man. They're too twitchy our rates too high
Bring me a song to set me free
Nobody writes some like
favorite track off of it you're feeling sinister what do you think I'd have to
look at the track here let me help you stars are tracking fields seeing other
people me in the major like Dylan in the movies get me away from here I'm dying
Fox in the snow may fly Judy in the dream of horses if you're feeling
sinister. I do like if you're feeling sinister. I is a good one. She was into
SNM in Bible study. Not everyone's cup of tea. She would admit to me.
It's kind of insane to me that you could just like. It's literally top 10.
The tracks were in the wrong order close to the end but literally one of my top
10 albums of all time. I love Scotland. Is anyone here from Scotland?
Anyone in chat from Scotland?
Stairs?
Come from anywhere?
Sounds like jungle?
Oh, it's a decoy?
I've been stood in decoy
Smooth around smooth fucking round actually pisses me off nobody got a fucking kill off my flash because I saw the dude with his hands up
Yet his hands up to his face like when a streamer eats on stream
literally all my damages in round one this is a fucking disaster I love I love voice
comms
got like a 12 year old who wants to op mid and then you got like a I don't know a 26
year old stoner
I'm a smoke, I'm a smoke.
Alright, boy died B.
Faded him.
Flashing out with bomb.
Let's do this chumps.
Con smoke.
Oh shit, there's one waiting there with the deagle, the strongest gun in the game.
was master chief. Oh my god, he's crazy. Yellow got a triple with that eagle, man. That's
crazy. Have a shit that gets you saying, um,
I
Say you never use the one that gets you
It's funny. They got it not dressed as master chief his name. Maybe they're all dressed as master chief names. Halo
It's John Halo, bro, John Halo
Oh shit his name's the whale, okay, wait, I love that
He was in the guy by a jet ski the other day. Oh, dude rip to the legend not not the wholesome Chungus Brandon Frazier
He's offing a
We take those
Next time Chibu plays Tomodachi, I'm going to his chat and ask when he's going to put
in the whale.
Oh, shit.
You see that?
You see that bounce pass?
Baiting Yuto.
Oh, Caitlyn.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, they just jumped through, they just went window or something?
Okay, but then we go back.
Now that we've thrown smoke, will we go back?
Did you throw smoke at the end of that?
Yep.
Heard not a heard mid.
Call it a stinky decoy.
What do you think this smoke smells like, man?
Is it one window?
Hi Sulfur.
Missed me.
Oh my god, he's crazy, dude.
Oh shit.
I turned away from the flash and still got flashed like crazy.
It literally went off in your hand, to be honest with you.
I guess there's nothing I can do about that.
No vorage.
Envourish?
I'll not buy any shit.
Smoke window, Nova rush down fucking mid.
Wait for the smoke to bloom.
One connected.
Get him.
Get him, chums. Flash out. Chibli flash.
What the... it hit him in the Raybanks. It hit him in the Raybanks.
This will literally work. Aggression will literally work.
It's a decoy. It's a decoy.
He does keep looking at it. He's scared of it.
I
Got me better than me. He's better than me. He's better than me and fuck mirage better than me
I got away so fast Nova Rush
You really want to do a Nova Rush, but we're getting our asses beat better do something
It works if you get kills
I'm just trying to do some like 10-inch your plays, you know
Also, I'm gonna tell your chat my profile picture is not Steven Miller
You could just change it. They ask it every day
Brungle smoked off I'm going in
Close left
I
Play at the bomb play at the bomb blue blue bomb bomb
Dude was on top of stairs
Well, good shot
On last time
Yeah. Take us up. Take us up.
Oh, we already did. Let's go.
You smelled it. Should have never given me up, bro.
to have a nova as your secondary if you have op though windows clear one is in
window one crossed window to bait us
some some guy with the speech impediment trying to see tomatoes
we're smoking history just dropped on connector my bad
baby cat cat cat
it was my fault how the fuck is he so good
with the P90 bro they got mad they got mad he's so good with the P90
That gun was cursed man. I was getting chased by like malevolent spirits and shit.
Nova rush maybe?
Sure.
Where are we rushing?
I don't know.
I don't like this map. I think this map gets all the heat that they should be given to dust.
Everyone's like, dust sucks so much. I love playing it, but dust sucks.
This is the map that I'm like this map fucking sucks, bro, I used to like Mirage now and I'm liking it less I
Think it's just it's very CT-sided
You got me
Yeah, you really time that Justin like the last keystroke on that bomb
We got this y'all, you know, I'm broke. I got up
I'm surprised
These guys are really good. They are they're owning us
Just smoke mid window and a split B split every round. What is that? What is a split slash B split mean?
Does that mean choose one or does that mean do both?
One jump the window oh my god bottom mid
certified pen in your place
one's going palace, that's our guy never mind
that's you, that's me bro
forgot me
another offer
Hard to be the op when you miss the first shot and then
all 14 mates have died by the time you get to the position.
So you're kind of like, what am I gonna do?
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Come on, come on, let's go.
Good news is you might be done in time for another one.
Okay.
Oh my god, op on stairs.
Just me, huh?
The
steps everywhere man.
Fuck ass grape.
Yeah I know where I'm going.
They know I'm not very good.
Yeah, what I was going to say is so they're going to rush me so I can afford to get to that window.
I got no words of advice.
I added some extra damage that time though.
I can pass green. That's my goal right now. I can pass green.
Let's get a grenade.
I mean, it's a great game.
Cyber shell, holy shit, low key, 250 is better than 57.
B250?
Yeah.
I don't think it's A. What was that for, Green?
What was that for?
Holy crap, this guy is losing his mind.
One top mid.
They planted the bomb on the B site.
Oh my god.
Dude.
The guy does not miss.
What the fuck?
How does this keep happening?
I was in a gunfight.
It's not like I was not playing aggressive.
I have 63 damage. I'm coming for you, green. I'm coming for you.
There's literally smurfing, so I'm not even sweating this.
to get him next time.
Bomb has shown itself, eh?
Yeah, nothing, nothing being...
They're all about AK, Karen, too, huh?
More damage for me?
Literally a win for me?
I did damage.
Interesting, the first time I've ever seen stream snipers
who are stream sniping from not girls,
where I go, because they're scared of me.
And my nose looks like.
Crazy, man.
They got a sandwich, man.
Oh, there's a banana now.
Damn, making me hungry.
Sandwich banana.
Oh shit green green are you tired that's crazy you got the momentum though
100% get picked
I
We're solo on one apps
On a brother
Two apps two apps a thousand in the apartments
I'm the highest value you till of all time.
I think I heard seven different burns go off.
He's playing to the speed.
You gotta respect that.
He won with one HP after getting burned down to one holy shit, man.
I got a time again so he clutches up.
I hit three of them with one grenade in there.
Apartment grenade is good
It's all you
You will flash
Demon mom they're out ramp apparently
What do we do we not have we had smokes we had smokes on ramp man
Oh
My god, I can't shoot for shit right now, man
Also, how is he moving so much while shooting my he's counter strafing
They're Dan's
You should be able to buy four flashes
Oh no, fucking green's coming for me now, green heard your shit.
Oh shit, I gotta have a big round man.
That's my bad, I thought our teammates threw smoke, I assumed it was like a cover and angle,
but instead it just kind of blew up in the middle of spawn, and I got shot in the middle
of sight, I got shot in the back.
Ugoflash.
What's a bugle flash?
A two-tapper.
Footsteps A. Lots of footsteps A.
Oh my god.
The mixer at that time, that time we went 4B.
The terrorists win.
That's a terrible game.
You know, if you type fast enough, if you type GG, the first G makes it look like you're saying gay to all.
See? Watch this.
Doesn't it look like the first G makes it say gay to all?
I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying because it says say to all but then you replace the s with the g
Yeah, you got one more in you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean this has been a fucking disaster man
There's some trail mix or something that was a terrible that was a terrible game
I feel like those guys were not the ranked that they were
Chad, why are you doing it on Yeti and Chad, what'd they do?
I think Yeti's an interesting idea.
They gotta give themselves a little more time.
They got a bloom a little bit more slowly.
You know what I mean?
Oh, he mistyped and said he was Magga.
Woo.
Oops, typo.
Very unfortunate typo.
Can't stop winning.
Who's that?
He meant Mala.
I'll say it, Mala-Tongue kind of legit.
Molotov great
It does piss me off though when I go to a place
That's like a Molotov hot pot and I get it and it's just spicy as fuck. Mmm. And there's no tingle. Yeah, no no no
What's your big way order usually put too many meatballs in it at first
Overloaded with cabbage at the end. I'm a number one spicy
signature Roth guy. How spicy you get it though. Two chili peppers. Yeah me too. I got it I got it
more than that once and I was like it's still edible but it's like a little bit too uncountable.
That's a real question how much is your order on average? I don't know like 34 dollars. 26 months.
I get the garlic sausage I put too much in that shit. And then you're like why the fuck did I
I had the shrimp cake.
Yeah, why did I want you?
Tofu, what am I thinking?
It's just pure weight.
What's up, Bogan Mirage, man?
Oh, fuck, well, we should have banned Mirage.
We had an opportunity.
Don't blame me.
I voted against Mirage.
Oh, I wasn't paying attention.
Hi, Grag.
I banned Dust.
I thought we were voting for the one that we wanted to play.
Yeah.
Hahaha.
Brush?
Mhm.
What's up?
Not much man.
What's up with you?
I'm talking to the guy in chat.
Hahaha.
No guy?
Yeah.
yeah he's the one guy talking right now the team though they're all be they're
I'll be I told you guys I told you
Fucker man
Oh
Dancing
Holy shit, we can do this
That was a classic example of like you get killed because the guy has 15,000 rank
And then you watch him fight somebody else and he's like he can't even shoot the gun
I've never seen a more balanced team on like a closer in rank team than ours is right now. Oh shit. You're not wrong
He said let's go be again damn
No, but rush maybe no no no no no go away go away
That's what he said. No, no, no, no, no, no, go away.
He's yelling in blue to go away.
I'm blue, man.
Fuck. Fuck.
I'm blue and I'm fucking confused in the comms.
Oh, yep, that's good.
Let's see, you got a Kamala impression?
Dude, smoke circle, Kamala, Trump, obviously, Theo Vaughn, Assam Piker.
Could be a fucking vibe, man, maybe we could hash this shit out.
Okay, they're just killing each other on the team, I love it.
Or it's hell bro you go flash
Jungle jungle is dead
I'm playing ten inch your mom con con con con
Okay, you want to go again
You want to play one more let's go. Yeah, dude easiest 300 points. Yes
I
Don't fuck happen there. Okay. We got to make sure to vote against mirage. Mm-hmm
That is a nightmare blunt rotation I
Think it'd be okay as long as you said like no politics
Son wouldn't even be able to talk
That's who you have a problem with in the in the Kamala
Theo, Theo, he would like, he'd be telling some like fucked up stories about his like
uncles or something.
In the Kamala Trump Theo Von Hassan smoke circle, you got a problem with Hassan.
I didn't hear Trump.
No.
Yeah, Theo would have to carry.
politics well probably damn Kamala would smoke all the weed before it even
got around the circle why is that well doesn't she love cannabis or does she
hate cannabis when she like the DA for California I feel like she's probably
yeah which means she smokes it but she puts people in prison for smoking it
right true the classic hypocrite
my tail in four parts. A life machine.
of stories. You do machine.
in my way. Remember those guys?
Yes. Very. I've had email
correspondence with many of them.
I wonder what they're up to. I haven't
I've talked to many of them recently.
Except.
Except me and the dude who did Christopher Walk in Place,
Amnesia, have a once a week rap session, just chop it up.
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm smart. I'm smart. Yeah.
Oh, and then they ban ancient. Yeah, they can ban ancient.
I don't hate ancient.
why mirage
I'm sorry, I hate people who vote against dust too. I hate them. I hate them. I hate because you know, they're a YouTube video watcher
Cory again you
someone boss my whole fucking life I've been a man guy what's up man hey how's
it going man yeah I'm a man or a dude guy for sure you think if I met someone
for the first time I could get away with just being a boss guy because I
recently changed what kind of guy I am I'm no longer a wave when someone does
something nice in traffic I'm like I'm a peace sign guy and it felt like my
heart rate got quickened the first few times I did it but now it just feels
normal they don't know you're doing a
piece of oh I believe in the good in
everyone bro
I mean they probably just think you're
putting your hand up kind of tough
because I got one hand in my pocket on
your smoking cigarette the other one's
playing a motherfucking piano shouldn't do
that while driving it's literally on my
phone. Damn! We run these streets, we run these streets. Uh, it's garbage actually.
Oh! He shot the gun out of the air! Am I crazy or did he shoot the gun out of the
motherfucking air when I threw it? Chad, you gotta tell me what happened. Did you see that?
I was drunk but I'm sober yes I'm cruel but I'm kind yes baby
Koi yes decoy oh we had this guy on our team before too I'd never forget that
name. Where they at? Where they at? Catwalk. They're on the catwalk like
bright shed Fred. This guy's no no no no that he's either cheating or he's
insane with the eagle. That did not happen. Be careful his beagle seems to be
Magnetic
They were 2v1 anyway, yeah, they're gonna be
And that was three crazy shots yes
And it wasn't like we lined up like we were all in different spots
This oh shit. He's got the dreams and nightmares man. Maybe you took it off my body now. I'd say
I couldn't hit that shit literally toggled to the void suspicion
I lit on the other team billion koyangi mentioned for you listen to our Iran yet
Who listen to BTS new album are around yet. No, that won't be played when in a different direction with this one
Yeah, not not so danceable. It's not as it's not as bubblegum boy bands
They got a couple songs kind of got like a get a little trap beat to them. It's a little it's a little out of the pocket
We called out cat for me
Yeah
double door what excuse me he literally okay so first one guy's hacking with aim
hack and then the other guy his head doesn't explode when I shoot it that's
anyone
Joker guys
Todd what the fuck Todd
God I can't wait for CT side men
They got to make a movie about CT side dust to
Ha ha ha ha
Dude did jump headshot a guy with the AK
Let's go out long
Todd said he was feeling himself on that one damn I love that for you, oh gee
I'm buying some Sephora.
Buying some Sephora?
Yeah, I heard that.
I think he said I'm buying some Sephora.
Mogged.
Fuck it, bro.
Seems like I should be running cat every time.
What a shot.
Where's the bomb?
Looks like I died with it.
Epic blunders.
I think I got to wait till like next Tuesday.
Don't say that if someone pulls up the stream and they're watching or they're playing in
our game, it's curtains.
Nobody says curtains anymore.
That's like some 1951 shit.
Nobody says that shit.
that's kind of sick though
nobody says it's curtainless man
nobody said that since like the fucking
eisenhower administration
you're cutting me off from the
casco parking lot that's kaitens
1951
casco would be crazy
oh my smoke, what the fuck did my smoke go?
it's just gone
watch this
that time we did line up for him
oh my god
He aced us.
I missed.
Well, like, where was the smoke going?
Was it going mid?
Yeah, I don't think that would have changed that much,
to be honest.
No, they wouldn't have.
I know 1951 Costco is like probably in the top 10 most
chad GPT generated screenshots of all time.
They're always putting shit like, what if Costco existed in 1951?
Popeye movies starring Stanley Tucci.
Got my small mist again, what the fuck.
I got 17 health.
I'll enter.
Got him into me.
I'm throwing a flashback.
Good try, Corey.
Good try.
I
Try Corey to try just flashbangs didn't work. I
Do I have an issue with one of our teammates and it's the teammate who sees you and me go in and die and then
Walks in right after
Like they they go, oh two people died at that exact angle. Let me give me a second and then I'm gonna push it
Don't say that's me. That's not me. That's not I'm the guy who just goes in and gets shot
Yeah, I followed around those I got nothing my neck it boy
All bullets do the same damage in the dark
Up or down?
What the fuck?
Going down? Good. Oh shit. I
Kind of souls on our team is also the enemy team is fucking they're on some shit. Okay. Can I say that?
I'm not saying they're cheating. They're on some shit
They do be on some shit there's like the first four rounds they were nothing and they were they were straight ducky
There was that one digler, I mean the dude who got an ace was legit for sure
It's like when you get a fart that's like, um, CQB instead of long range.
You know what I'm talking about?
When you get the fart that just kind of like, after you fart it, like it only looks like
I'm in shot of your ass
Bro with this guy, what are you looking at?
It's like in XCOM terms
like a sniper in XCOM is like a straight line and then the shotgun is like a
30-degree
arc like a radion
one more cat some of the the most satisfying farts are the ones that go
long range the worst ones are the ones that just peter out as soon as they
leave the crack I hate the ones that feel like they just make a bubble in your
underpants and they don't go away exactly I don't know I don't know you're
not supposed to fart in the bathtub because then there's poop bacteria and
you're kind of like swimming in it yeah but the soap will take care of that right
I don't think they're putting any kind of antimicrobials in dub for men bro I'm
pretty sure it's just like vinegar and good vibes
Jesus Christ
how bad y'all decided oh fuck go that way means two boys are there at least
slow playing wait for them to come out
Make it sound.
My king.
One more mid.
the fucker. Yellow, look behind you! Yellow, look behind you!
Oh, Cory, Cory's carrying bro.
Last one killed me. I, well, never mind, never mind. No comms, comms.
I've been so long since I shaved man the hair got soft cat good plays man good plays
I don't want that fucking AK man I've been sucking with the AK okay 4k I'll take it I
I don't think I've done anything in like six rounds, man.
You're out of glycogen.
I think I just I just kind of running in.
I'm just kind of running in first, wherever our teammates are, and then getting.
Getting tapped.
I think it's smoke.
Two on B.
Oh, two crossed.
I guess is what it means.
I think that the patience is the play though well
Okay, that's that's they're like best play I snatched his soul
Almost had him
Come on now can't be dying like that the scout
up. Where's it me, huh?
Scroll wheel user.
What a shot. Hold the crosshair placement. Holy shit.
Bombs up there, huh?
Whoa! Oh my God!
Yeah, but there's an operator.
You need to scout with the op, gotcha.
I didn't know.
Op, gotcha.
I don't know, man, B.
It's five and five. Like, it's surprisingly not that bad.
I know you're waiting on them alone.
The flank, there.
Oh.
Thanos, watch out for Thanos. Thanos, they've got Nistanos.
They're blue is insane, man.
I'm sorry, he's not 6665, he's not 6665.
Yellow's getting flamed.
They should be flamin' me, but like, I...
I mean, Yellow didn't even enter the site, he just waited outside on the arch site.
He's like, what angle are you covering?
He did do that, but we were camping the long doors angle and Bro was just emptying into
it with a negef, like literally nullifying the other people that are watching that already.
It's so crazy.
Whatever, CT side of map.
I'm gonna get their best player suicide.
I'm playing like a 10-inch here.
One crossed.
He's killed me.
Their best player's killed me.
I've dropped an op suicide.
I fucked up the smoke again, man. I keep fucking up the smoke.
What the fuck?
You got hopped, right?
Yeah. I don't really want to fuck with that.
Hopped down suicide could be big for next round.
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
I I feel you on that one hysteric though. I feel you on that one
You aim at one guy you have a perfect headshot and then another guy walks in front of you
So you divert your shot under that guy. That's real. That's real shit
Been there
God I love CT
No pressure, but if we don't win pistol around I'm leaving the game
I've burned several of them and killed two.
Two more out long.
My brother.
My brother, please.
to our lawn. Oh my god.
I am a beagle on pistol round.
Mother fucker.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I did.
You did well.
I got I got instead.
No, the rush.
It's not even a Nova.
desperate times call for desperate measures I think it's the shit they were
using in Terminator 2, man
oh don't don't run to me and then do a 180 what are you doing
step stones one there one there one there
I'll be, I'll be.
Motherfucker, man.
You got the one though, right?
I got mine.
Yeah.
That's something's not right, man.
I'm telling you something's not right.
This one guy with the deagle is crazy.
I don't understand why he's better with the deagle than every other gun.
It doesn't make any sense.
That's how you know this guy is relatable.
When the second guy walked out, he shot in between the two of them.
This is the truest shit that Chad's ever said.
It's you and me, Cory.
Like we're gonna lose this, but like it's between you and me to see who's gonna do
do more damage
tons they said
watch out for fire
well it's gonna slow down my flank quite considerably
like a B rush again
Yeah, that sucks for me wait for the reload
That sucks for me the smokers
Fucking war zone out there man. Yeah, that's soft. Oh my god
That's fucking suck.
I gotta catch him.
100 and 150, 150, 161 damage, 161 damage.
Literally you can do that with one good grenade.
Come on, come on, chop chop.
I can't believe how much they've been pushing B.
They seem like the type of fellas to mix it up just cause.
I hear them going long. Or don't. Cat.
I ran out of bullets. Cat, cat.
I don't want the AK, bro. Fuck, you got a lot of damage that round.
Motherfucker!
I killed her! I killed her!
Motherfucker, man!
She got 360-watt damage or laid out!
They did walk into the crosshair. It was pretty awesome.
Let's go!
And he got the God spawn, motherfucker, man.
They're out. They made it out.
Got mine left alone.
He did get his.
The hell was that, man?
Why did one of the guys have an again? What the fuck was that?
He just buys it every round.
I'm realizing this is the downside of playing a game that people have played for like 20 years.
that they'd literally just get bored and they go,
I'm gonna see what my rank will be
if I just use the new game every round.
I remember like we had our daughter
and then during the time.
Do you remember that?
Well, of course, but it's a busy time.
There's a lot of shit going on.
COVID, remember?
But anyway, so I would be,
she would be like a little baby in her rocking chair.
So I'd be bouncing the rocking chair and I'd be I have like
seven seconds of free time a day, play a game of Rocket League
and then I queue against or have someone on my motherfucking team
that's called like I only drive in reverse.
You're like, might as well just turn my fucking Xbox off.
Yeah. Hey, hope you don't mind.
I'm just trying something new.
I'm bored. So I thought I would troll Jesus.
Oh, say no Rocket League.
The teammate is abandoned the match.
Ah man, I gotta play this one out, I'm afraid.
All right, good stream.
Okay.
The other guy is fucking ass.
He doesn't know how to fucking play, he said.
That's fair.
Most time alive, 12 minutes.
This is a pretty good indication of how that one went.
12 minutes?
That's nasty, man.
Did I?
I may have voted to surrender accidentally.
All right man, have a good weekend.
It's not like you deprived us of a lot of good gameplay probably.
Oh, that is fucking funny though.
Alright, send you over to my wife's stream.
Goodbye, have a great weekend.
Just check the box,unk.
What does check the box mean? Just check the box,unk.
I already did my long form census.
Is that what you're talking about?
already did it. But the long form does also ask you, it was like, hey, how much work did
you do this week, but the dates are in the future? And I was like, I guess I'll just
have to throw in an estimate here, because I don't know, I'm not clairvoyant or whatever.
No one cares. That's fine. I'll send you over to my live stream. Have a good weekend. Goodbye.
Thank you.