you
Anyone else here living British Columbia get woken up at 1 a.m. by the 110 decibel
Amber Alert that came through over the emergency services.
What was that? I don't want to be the guy who's like arguing against Amber Alerts. The optics of it are really bad.
but like when I wake up at one in the morning and I look at my phone and it's
like 14 hours away someone got kidnapped and I'm like alright man like I'm not
sure what you want me to do hang on let me go back into my dream maybe they were
riding behemoth at Canada's Wonderland like I'm closing my eyes and searching
my dreams for a woman who's five foot four who's hopefully wearing a name tag
because I have her name but I end her height but I don't know anything else
about her find out two hours later they I mean they cancel it maybe it's good
maybe sending the amber alert led to them being able to cancel the amber
alert. I mean, if it was my kid, I'd want him to send out the alarm to everybody. Don't
get me wrong. One in the morning, a little crazy, though. It's, it did, it not only
it scared me, it scared me that my wife and daughter did not wake up. I was scared of
how good they were at sleeping. I was like, that's incredible. But also, I was impressed
with myself because that shit went straight to the brainstem. I muted the notification
of my phone in less than half of a second if I have a guess.
Try living in tornado country?
I'm a different kind of beast.
If my house was being beset by 200 kilometer an hour cyclones reliably for three months
out of every single year, I'd probably get the fuck out of there, I guess.
I wouldn't really be complaining about being woken up by the siren that's like, hey, your
house is about to get picked up by a big tornado I'd probably be like thanks for
the siren man I appreciate I'll go down under the basement I'll go down into
the damn storm cellar I appreciate that greatly
it was fucking windy yesterday you ain't lying not tornado the wind I'm
assuming, but what have you just sucked up the tornado? Like the tornado is
about to hit your house and you just like breathed out really like until your
lungs had zero air and then you went, you just sucked it all up?
Imagine, man.
One reason it wouldn't work, I got lightheaded just breathing in air that was not moving
at all or not moving any more than, you know, the average air moves in a room.
Can you make your viewers stop posting, I was drunk or I got here from NL in the comments
of YouTube videos?
I make fun of you to be like you and I are on the same side
I make fun of YouTube commenters all the time
But I also have to make fun of you now because what are you expecting in the YouTube comments when the YouTube comment is a quote from the
Video that you watch the YouTube video because you wanted to see the quote like what do you expect bro?
You're part of the fucking human centipede
You're literally mad at the people that are like two assholes in front of you in the human centipede of content recycling
You're a fuck, what, God, the dude, the dude, two dudes in front of me, his shit smells
so bad, not my shit, my shit smells good, my shit, I'm doing a favor for the person
whose mouth is sewed to my asshole.
The dude, two dudes in front of me, man, his macro biome is all fucked up.
It's either that or, as far as YouTube comments go, it's either that or someone making up a story.
So, I'm sorry, like you did not, you didn't live the plot of Heaven or Las Vegas.
Nobody even knows what Heaven or Las Vegas is, man.
Minions on a fever street I want to love a bubble gum gum bee
It doesn't mean anything man it just evokes something
It's heaven
Do you ever see the, let's say I'm accepting my premiere queue
Do you ever see the Bruce Coburn album cover for his greatest hits?
literally faded off the Henney. I was thinking about making my new Steam user name faded,
Bruce Coburn faded off the Henney and then taking that album cover as my profile photo.
Let's roll. Holy shit, you can link.
The type of shit you post got me sound like a rat, man.
You're posting some shit that's got me sounding like a rat.
You guys have a friend that you would feel comfortable getting a vasectomy with?
Maybe they are the best friends of all time.
Fuck, no.
I don't think I have a friend that I get a vasectomy with.
I don't know.
I mean, honestly, it might sound messed up.
I wouldn't even mind sitting side by side with a stranger while I get a vasectomy.
That doesn't really bother me.
But I don't know.
I'd have to think about it.
At least I'd have to ask somebody.
don't know who I would even ask. And in unlovable hand, wait, Mountain Goats
referenced? Me talking to my sperm? I hope you die. I hope you both die, because I've
been wearing briefs for like 35 years or whatever. I hope I come myself jerking
tomorrow I hope I jizz all day long our friends say you're horny before the
come rises we're pretty sure they're all wrong wait do I have a good fucking
John Darnell in there somewhere I have a fucking good John Darnell somewhere in
there not really he's got a little he's got a little Ben Gibbard a little
Benjamin Gibson. It is time now my brothers, by the way I didn't vote for this I voted
for Nuke so don't be mad at me. I'm so ready. Almost made it to Tom Cruise. I mean getting
killed with a fucking M4 in warm-up is basically like, I mean they might as well be wearing
a pocket protector man that's all you got to say
where we going lads I got bombs so I guess I'm the one who makes the fucking
rules
we fucking out here bro I'm planting worst plant of all time what the fuck
happen man what the hell happened oh shit watch church brother they got so we
got somebody on church
Wow play bomb play time oh
Trash guns, okay, yeah, they were sleeping. I don't know what happened man
It's Galileo season now and now they all run banana and this grenade gets like at least 50 damage
should have picked Egypt me and the ancient civilizations fantasy humanity drafts I mean
no I'll just say Rome is probably coming off the board number one if I had to guess Rome's
pretty popular these days he went down like a fucking shooting gallery did you see that
You mean Mesopotamia?
Bro, the Rome has so much more, um, so much more cache.
Like, there's some shit from the, people are still drinking Pliny the Elder, man.
Comes to Mesopotamia, you'll hear some shit about like, you know, the Code of Hammurabi
or whatever, but Babylon clears, whatever, bro.
You go hang out with Ashurbanipal.
I'm going to be picking up the fucking Akmanad Empire in the third round.
What the fuck am I even talking about, man?
It's too early on a Monday to be talking about this shit.
I don't know.
You know what pissed me off on my question of the day, Jeopardy!
Calendar, I didn't do it for a day.
So yesterday's was like Catherine of Aragorn.
What was the mother of this English royal?
I said fuck, I don't know, Queen Elizabeth I, wrong motherfucker, is Mary the first, dumbass.
So I got it fucking wrong.
And then I flipped the day, and then the next day on the calendar said, this potato crisp
brand also comes in a party tube size.
And I went, oh, that's Pringles.
It's basically like by getting a question wrong, and then getting a question right,
Getting the question right made me feel stupider.
Like I felt smarter when I was close to getting the question wrong about English royalty than
when I snap, pack one, pick one, was like, yeah, that's Pringles, bro.
It was pissing me off a little bit.
Guys, we're up 2-0.
Nice, Molly.
Molly. Too bad it came out. Way too fucking slow. Literally you're dead. He's blinded.
I want the assist. I meant the ping, but I forgot what button it was.
It's gonna be awkward for you in the on-band request, buddy,
because you're gonna have to reckon with what your last message was.
Your teammates can't see your pings either. Wait, really? Is that true?
I know they can't see my messages, which is why I feel comfortable typing like Pinkerton
or Blue Album.
I know the dude that's top-fragging on our team is going to say some shit like a ratitude
and piss me off, throw our team chemistry into the fucking garbage, man.
Pinkerton easy?
I go back and forth, man.
I go back and forth.
I like them both.
I love them both.
They both got a certain charm, man.
Wait, he did the bugle throw?
Okay, that was a crazy shot. Never mind. It was a Mag7. It wasn't really that crazy.
only in dreams best final track ever okay I mean that's a little insane when
we're living in the world where there's like I am the resurrection and stuff like
that but sure more power to you I mean it's a great song don't get me wrong it's
got a hell of a baseline too you know I got a rep manchester man you know I got a
rep madchester
this guy to root we have fucking matter
self-titled fools go might
i mean by a lot obviously by a lot but
I'm a millennial and I've never listened to wheezer on purpose. Whatever. You're probably like obsessed with poppunks
So I don't have to pretend that you're superior to us
Sorry, we're all we're all cut from the same fucking flesh, man
What are we gonna do here I
Think we're gonna do I'm poor for two rounds. That's what people who are good at counter strikes say you got a damn op holy cow
2 ops and a deagle.
Yo this is perfect.
Looks like I'll be getting an op.
What the fuck am I in there?
What the hell am I in?
Oh I can't wait to tell you all about it.
You can't wait to tell you about it.
I can't wait to tell you all about it, he can't wait to tell you about his new girl,
I can't wait for you to seek a child in art.
You know what I'm talking about?
No, it's New Girl by the Suicide Machines from the Tony Ox Pro Skater 2 soundtrack.
Maybe Tony ox pro skater for I don't know
Nice try
You go flash you got me you got me you got me real good got me real good
Yeah, I don't know I don't know I
Shootin I don't know which Tony ox pro skater game. It's from to be honest
It's from one of the ones I played a lot of for sure
What a shot. I thought you had him
That's not even your fault. 97 in one.
I literally got mine by the way. What happened?
Bring back Tony Hawk's Pro Skater just for the memes.
First off, he said bring back Townie Hawk, Pro Skater, just for the memes.
And if that was by accident, then I apologize. If that was on purpose, you got something to reckon with.
One crossed.
Who the fuck am I talking to?
Um, they brought it back!
But it's, you know, the world has turned and left me here, man.
The remaster was pretty good, but after a while you're like, I'm still just kind of...
I think most of us have just kind of reached our limit for how much pro skating we can do.
I know my role.
This is where you say some shit like, I'm planting the bomb.
Didn't get him, huh?
Curious.
YOUCH!
Assist, please.
You go flash.
Oh, motherfucker, wasn't there another dude there?
It was my teammate...
It was my teammate who hit me with the grenade!
Yeah, it did look sus
Watch church man. There was a literally a dude behind me watching church. I
Was I was getting shots in on site, bro?
No shot. I'm bottom-fragging on this detritus team, man
Minute advice not in game watch church. I've seen preacher. I've seen all 13 seasons preacher
Left a piece of himself on the wall back there. You're welcome
Sure
features a good show
can I say something I've never seen it
obviously I've never seen it what the fuck
well we got slimed
don't look at the guns
you have a good gun
just hold man
i'll hold this angle you do the long flank
we'll push at the same time okay
all shit you go on site huge then this one yo and then plant I saved the team I
I single-handedly saved the team.
Oh, that's been twisted.
Fuck, man.
The fuck.
Huge plant money? How much is plant money?
Be so fucking for real with me right now.
300 bucks? 300 bucks times five?
Ooh, that's almost a galeel.
300, but just for you? Oh, times one. Sorry, playa. Didn't mean to block your angle.
Yeah, I mean, there's just no hope there. We got problems on banana, y'all.
crazy play man one of the most satisfying sounds in any video game is the
headshot sound from Counter Strike Man.
100%.
I forsake you, devil.
Can I tell you something without ruining someone's life?
I got my kid a Happy Meal from McDonald's this weekend.
Right now in Canada, they have Stranger Things toys.
Me and my kid had a heated argument over what her toy was.
I maintain, as the one of the two of us who seem at least a little bit of stranger things,
there's a demogorgon.
It's like a plant monster that has like a lot of limbs and it opens its mouth really
wide, it has a lot of teeth.
My kid maintains, what a great grenade by the way, my kid maintains that it's not the
demogorgon because the demogorgon has a red mouth, okay?
So we're at an impasse, I Google McDonald's Canada Stranger Things Toys, top result, a
a Reddit post from someone crashing out.
I just got my kid a happy meal from McDonald's
and the toys are stranger things.
Please keep the sex violence obscenity out of.
I will not let my child be raised
with the pedophilic Hollywood tendencies
of our modern culture.
In the name of Jesus Christ, I compel you,
I will never shop at McDonald's again.
Buddy, you're without at the risk of being a hypocrite.
You're feeding your kid chicken nuggets from McDonald's.
like you got bigger problems man we got a we got a focus on you know the six
inches in front of our face here man you could just be like you can get a
oh motherfucker you can get a book instead when you get to the fucking chaos
you can say I'll take a book instead of a toy I want stun can't help but feel
like I let the team down a little bit here
No, sorry to say the K-pop Demon Hunters meal is not in Canada yet.
It's not here till I think this Wednesday.
Chronos of the day?
Oh, I was excited.
I just don't know what I'm going to do if she gets the Sager Boys meal.
I mean, if she gets the huntrix meal, that's one thing.
If she gets the sadger boys meal, I don't know what I'm going to think, man.
Also can I say something?
Not to hit the can I say something button twice in the same round of Counter-Strike?
But the crossovers and the collaborations, even I know you don't slow-peak that with
an op-man. You know they've been fun and of course you know I leave a light on for
the the Nether sauce from the Minecraft movie promo that they did last year but
they got us start coming out with some some shit that kind of moves the needle
a little bit more than like hey for every single movie we've got an exclusive
nugget sauce okay just we tweaked the favor the flavor scientist formula by
like one percent and now we got a special nugget dipping sauce that's like
it's basically just ranch come on man I'm just saying we could do a little
better how about making the nuggets shaped like minions or whatever man
damn that's gonna sting Universal Studios Singapore can do it how about
making the nuggets shaped like minions. Look at all peak. Literally I shot him in
the head. I got the headshot indicator so he's hit for 98 or something. Are we
ready for the serious conversation that actually I'm such an asset to my team
because I'm the only person on who's willing to tank his stats to entry frag
and everybody else just wants to fucking chill in the angle until the round ends?
Nobody else is willing to be the first man in.
And now look what's happening.
Yeah, okay, good. Also, I heard the headshots on it. I did 40 damage. I did 40 damage.
How is that even possible?
My Dylan Obsessed brother said New Morning is his favorite album.
Not even fucking with you, it's possible to listen to too much Bob Dylan.
You know how in Slate Aspire 2 you could have like an insane discussion about like what
card to upgrade at a campfire and meanwhile like the Zero IQ and the 200 IQ were both
saying upgrade your rarest cards.
i think it's it's very bob dylan coated
i'd be in head it was who's not quite ready for the conversation will
literally crash out over like uh...
self-portrait versus street legal meanwhile everybody else is like just
listen to the ones from the sixties and seventies and that
and then pick one
pick uh... uh...
an outsider choice to be your favorite from uh...
from any era after that for me is modern times man
I know it's an unusual choice as well, but for me it's modern times.
Okay, well that's my bed.
No way, bro.
Kind of like the way he sounds on modern times.
Speed it on the ladder.
Speed it on the darker the bang.
What a shot, man. Holy shit, he's fucking cracked.
Modern times pretty good, ain't nothing wrong with modern times.
Now, is it as good as Love and Theft?
I don't know, but, you know, I was like 11 in 1999, and Diana Craw won like 500 Grammys.
I just don't ever have to hear,
To make you feel my love.
I don't need to hear that song ever again, to be honest.
Gay, Otis Redding, be like, sitting on a cot because I'm gay.
Cool, cool.
So you're stealing a joke, which is normal on Twitch, but do you know who you're stealing
it from?
Do you know, are you aware of who you're stealing the joke from?
It's not John Tron.
Good guess.
It's not.
It's not John Tron.
No, it's not a it's not a podcaster. It's
Noted film director. I think he was the voice of the dog in the first secret life of pets
Believe they replaced him for the second one
Yes from talking funny on HBO with Ricky
Oh, Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock, some other fellas love to be in the smoke circle with
the talking funny guys so they could explain why the funniest shit of all time actually
sucks.
That was completely my bad.
If I may though, we do be parking on driveways and driving on parkways.
Got mine, spiritual trade, nice dude, what the fuck?
I mean we're up like four or two man, what the fuck happened?
You drive off the driveway?
I have to think about that.
drive off the driveway. Yeah, I'm gonna say that checks out. P250 actually
literally clears the 5-7. You park in the garage actually. You're not a real
garage haver. Every garage user that I know is more relevant than every garage
user that you know.
Euclplash?
Oh my god, oh my god, I got two blind grenade kills.
Oh my god, I'm incredible.
Anyway, all the garages are filled with Amazon boxes is what I'm trying to say.
That was a big round for my ego.
My I'm not trying to be like the only based individual mine actually like does not have
Amazon boxes in because my wife makes me break down the boxes as soon as they come in but
But honestly it's a good habit to get into.
I got you.
I got you brother.
You don't need to.
Whoa!
We run these streets.
Uglinate.
That was really good shooting.
I should have had him honestly.
I hit him pretty good though.
Still pretty good.
I'm just praying that, oh, two MPPs in a row.
I'm just praying that this is not one of those teammates who only buys a scout because they're
like sick of winning with the M4.
There's a lot of people, I've noticed that at 5,000 there's like a lot of people like
that that are like, I have $10,000 but I'm just gonna buy a scout every round regardless.
Only use me scout!
He has an AWP?
Somebody had a scout man.
Don't deny it.
Watch this shit right here.
I don't want to tell the opera how to live their life, but there was just like a dude down there.
Finally, Google Bob Balaban, now I get your username.
I mean, tell me, dead ass, if you're seeing Bob Balaban for the first time, tell me that he wouldn't have a different energy with a fucking earring.
hearing with one earring. He goes from like mild-managed middle manager, which is like
an ESL training sentence to like metrosexual 90s alternative like adult contemporary artist.
I don't know what that shot was to be honest with you. I don't really want to be here.
You know what happened? My mouse hit my keyboard. I got to give myself some more real estate
on the mouse.
Why watch PGL when I can watch this? I mean buddy, PGL? It's May. Pumpkin season's over.
I think they're doing some ube shit now or something. I don't really know. I think they're
doing something with ube the menu is very ube coated now
oh yellow you gotta step your game up buddy
we move back to chai i love chai man
The streets are saying you should not watch your grenade lands, but what are the streets? No
Sorry play I'm watching pit. No, I'm not I'm helping right now. I'm watching apartments
Too much dead air. Let's get controversial Turkish coffee is good, but they should filter it
I don't want to have coffee grounds all over my teeth when I take the last sip of the Turkish coffee
Wait, wait, they're fucking with it. They're fucking with it
They love I don't have I'm not controversial anymore. I'm no longer a firebrand
I think we've completely eroded their confidence.
I think we've run these streets.
104.
What is how many goals the Carolina Hurricanes scored against the Philadelphia Flyers?
oh man true man true they fight they fucked them up they fucked them up
fuck you Rick talk it no well all right when the op dies scout okay what do we
do lock up this angle smoke this angle to buy yourself some time and then get
the fuck to the library and just pray. Play the retic. Chat, can I get some Ws on that?
That was W situational awareness. Play the retic. I got my mind on eternity. Some kind
ask to see gotta hold on me and I'm wondering where the lions are I'm wondering where the
lions are well I mean we gotta we gotta fucking do this man he still sees me
my bad y'all my bad should have had it
who you got Buffalo versus Montreal
I think Montreal's got a really good spot in game
shot in game two I think Montreal could do a lot of damage in game two
They did a lot of damage there, man.
In game two, so you're saying you mean game four.
What I really meant was game three because they just won that, but I got it wrong because
last night was game three, not game two.
So I was wrong twice, basically.
Once was on purpose, but once was by accident, which made the one on purpose look kind of
confusing and not sensible. Do you guys think Okamoto's got a shot at Ruki of the Year?
Do they- how does Ruki of the Year work in the MLB? Would they give it to like a 36
year old Japanese guy? Sorry, Bigo. Have to go full arm on that one.
Oh, I ducked. I literally, I saw the bullet coming and I ducked, but I think it got me in the top of the head.
Who is the Molly for? Just to buy some time so they couldn't take sight before our teammates rotated.
What a shot. One on one, baby. One on zero, one on one. That's alright.
Who you got for Champions League final?
I mean, it's probably Barca by a mile, if I had to guess, especially if they get Lameña
Mal back.
Chad, who's the most famous footballer that's going to be playing a game in Vancouver for
the World Cup?
Do we have Egypt in our group?
Are we going to see Mosulay?
Speed. Oh, damn.
You said his name wrong? Yeah, I'm just going to level with you.
I don't really know shit about soccer, man.
I'm just trying to fit in.
What the... Oh my God, I got a Charlie horse.
What a shot, though.
Oh
He's gonna make it he's getting a little hot in there, but he's good damn
That's what it feels like when somebody opens the oven man, but they've been cooking all day and they open the oven
Oh shit
Yukio Mishima was killed by a far-right activist, I am.
How do you think Mishima's body dysmorphia would have fared in the era of the Marvel Cinematic Universe?
I honestly, like, I mean, having seen the movie, the movie's incredible.
Don't get me wrong, I've never read any of Mishima's works.
I feel like if he were alive, he would have had like an absolutely fucking horrible podcast.
You can do this, man.
It is Paul Schrader.
The guy who gets Paul Schrader confused with Paul Scheer.
Yeah, dude, it's the ball dude from Human Giant.
Yeah, man, it's the guy who gets Paul Scheer confused with Rob Cordry.
Yeah, it's Lou from Hot Tub Time Machine.
Greatest movie ever made, I won't budge.
You know what's crazy?
Oh, no, yes, yes.
Um, is watching Mishima Life in four parts and looking at it and going,
this is the most beautiful movie that's ever been made.
And then Googling, um, how many awards did this thing win?
And finding out the answer is basically none,
even though it has the greatest sets, the greatest production design,
incredible cinematography, and an unbelievable score,
at Adam Minimum? Finding out that it's one fucking nothing, bro? Mishima's favorite song
off Exile in Guyville. I gotta think about that. I think it might, it honestly might be Shatter.
I know that you don't always realize how sleazy it is messing with these guys and
and could be man seven eight, seven eight.
What do you think she was talking about?
What do you think she met with the second verse of,
I don't even remember what this one was calling,
I need your help exiled in Guyville.
When she says, I cleaned the house,
I put all your books in an order.
I made up a colorful border.
What do you think she's,
there's something she's getting at there.
That is Canary,
because she comes like a good Canary
when you circle the cherry.
That's right.
She what?
Yeah, the song's about the clitoris, man.
Well, it's about being a woman, but like they mentioned the clitoris.
So you don't have to do ha, like there's no double entendre.
That shit's about the nerve center.
Very good.
It's a great, it's a wonderful song.
Sorry for the ha.
I mean it's, I blame you, I blame the culture.
blame most of all I hate the way I don't hate you not even a little bit not even at all people
that is true people will do phrasing if you if you say like the head of the penis people go uh
phrasing does he know what he's talking about they're they're they're hitting it like uh like
Jim hits the camera after Michael Scott says something like a ride in the pussy
remember that when the world needed him the least
Micro Scott? Nah man, you ain't seen the movie, his money grew.
That boy grew. We can get there. Reload. Motherfuck, he didn't reload.
Jesus fucking Christ. Ah!
Fox. These are poor bits.
Motherfucker.
Where's my team? Where's my fucking team?
You're a fucked bud.
he's playing time bro he's playing time
bro he's playing time on you
bro he's playing time he's playing time
oh my god he got the hook he killed
what do I do what do I do
no it's actually you know what it's really hit him with a nice try
it was a it was a nice try in a certain manner of speaking
Damn, I'm broke. Time for the Nova Ace. How the fuck does Code Zero have zero calories?
It is insane. It's one of the most unbelievable, like, scientific inventions of the 20th century,
I think it's zero calorie sweeteners it tastes it tastes really good you may be
does give you dementia
okay so was bro shooting out of his left knee like I don't understand like how
did I couldn't see I couldn't see was the earring a hoop or a stud honestly I
I think Bob Balaban could get away with either.
I think the stud with the male pattern baldness horseshoe
and this little like curly goatee is more like R&B center.
And then the, like a little hoop is like,
I don't even know, like just it has so much aura,
but either way I think is either way
would be a serious aura game.
Not that he needs an aura game,
like he's already a great character actor,
But give me the CZ brother.
I'm drinking the forget.
I'll have two pina coladas one for each hand.
Yes.
I said sale with captain Morgan.
Check this out.
THREE DEPARTMENTS!
Orange, you're fucked, lad. Good luck.
I mean, honestly, getting one there is huge.
I got mine. Got mine.
No, man, I can't watch that. You gotta have a little hustle.
Oh, shit, we're fucked.
Damn, you did a fucking backflip.
You could do it. You could do it. Have, have confidence. The other guy's saving up.
I literally, literally nice try.
Literally nice try.
If aliens came to Earth, how do you think you'd explain Bob Dylan?
You know what's crazy, and this is not anti-Germa, but I, he fucking did the definitive bit on what if aliens came to Earth, so I can't even answer the question.
No matter how I answered it, he has such a seminal bit on what if the aliens came to Earth and like they never invented a camera, that I can't talk about it, but people will just say, German bit.
He solved, he's literally, his light shines so bright that it's blinded the rest of the possible conversation. I love him for it.
But he was fucking spitting, because I hate when people see that bit and they hit him with question marks.
Motherfucker, they're in apartments, bro!
Because he's right, what if the aliens fucking, everyone assumes that it would be like civilization.
If they made it to Earth, they would have like exact...
copies of our technology, but then also go further beyond on the tech tree.
But there's a chance that they skipped some shit, man. Maybe they never figured out how to turn light into images.
Could be.
They would there's a chance that I mean, you know like sometimes you take over a barbarian camp in
Civilization for and you're like what the fuck how did you guys have like how did you have currency?
How did you have fucking metallurgy bro?
Odo Acer type shit. I
Think it could be like that they'd be like damn
We're gonna take you over because we're like technologically superior, but like at the same time like slap chop. That's pretty good
We're still using knives or whatever
Could be, man, could be.
Let me speak to my good friend, Corey.
I'm ready when you are, Corey.
I mean, the slap job kind of is the pinnacle of science if they made it with like real steel.
instead of whatever fucked up, like, composite they have.
It's like the idea of the slap chop is awesome.
It just seems like everybody who has one is like,
as soon as you smack down on the fucking button,
the thing just breaks.
Wait, is this true?
Did you see Heineken stole your idea with a zero alcohol,
zero sugar, and zero calorie beer?
I do want beer zero, so that's it's almost there.
But I will say when I invented beer zero, I still wanted it to have alcohol and I understand the
I understand the ramifications of like alcohol doesn't have zero calories
So how can you make a zero calorie beer? But like I want them to invent it. I think it would be big for society
Zero calorie beer with alcohol. Yeah
Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Magic.
Well, I apologize for any audio, like, fuckery that happens.
Because...
Give me a minute.
Oh, Windows Update. Windows Update.
No, new PC update.
New PC! Oh, shit! Wake up, wake up!
It's the first game of the new PC.
It is, technically.
And he's gonna hit everybody.
Hear me out here.
Uh, I did all right, honestly, but we did lose we lost 1310
That's pretty close though you do your census Cory I did
Annoying I
Think it's really funny though nosy they ask like six times if you're like hiding people in here
They do
Is there anybody that you had to second guess whether you
Are you sure you told us about it every one of you is like, it's like hanging out for a while.
Do you get woken up by the Amber alert last night?
I was awake.
Oh, damn. So it was like just another day of the office for you.
And my phone didn't go off. I don't think I don't know.
My one off at like a hundred and fifteen decibels for sure, but
You're hearing Ryan double. Yep. That's true
Hmm
I don't know where that is, the problem.
Let me make noise.
Wait, now it's gone.
It could have just been your headphones feeding back
into your mic.
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out the, like, my settings for
noise gate.
I hear that.
I don't want it to be too strong or it's like I'm fighting it myself
Take these chains off and then say it again
Well, you've never seen you've never seen Mishima life in four parts. I don't think so
It's good you would love it it takes place in Japan I do love Japan is it what is it like a modern
film or that depends on how snobby you are it is from the modern era 1984 okay but I am on that
Criterion shit, so I'll literally I'll watch a movie from like 1963 and go like this is modern
Yes, yes, yes
You fucking with the flaming lips is that question for me or for Corey the candy I honestly I don't mind it
She my life and for chapter is good man, it's good. I don't think I said
You would know.
You would love Mishima Corey.
Yeah, would I?
Yeah, I think you'd be fucking with what he's putting down.
I can't, I don't, so I've never seen it, so I don't know if this is an insult compliment or...
Oh, it's a deep insult, yes.
Oh, okay, okay.
See, like a really bad guy or something, or...
He's a really good writer.
Oh, no.
I'm now the CEO of Scientology. I made it deep into the bowels of the headquarters and you capture the king, you win the game. Let's put it that way.
And that was calling me gay?
Okay, Mishima, first off, that's the best thing about Mishima.
So I wouldn't take that as an insult. Secondly, he literally had a wife and kids.
He's just really, really into the male form.
Oh, he's Republican?
Yes, he's a right-wing reactionary.
Nothing A.
I hear shots of bombs down tunnels.
I fought Valium.
You're doing well.
What, it's a right-wing reactionary?
Uggh, Dan's game. Right-wing reactionary Japan?
Maybe, no, okay, I'm not gonna say that chest,
but they wouldn't finish the joke,
they would finish the joke if I said that.
No, don't do that, please don't say that.
Ha ha ha ha.
Calling me closeted?
He's literally not closeted.
He wrote so many books about how he loves,
like abs and pecs, man, probably.
Why is he shaking, he's shaking his head at me.
He says, he's like, stop talking about Mishima.
I'm not gonna, man.
the last thing I watched, of course I'm gonna talk about it.
Did you watch part two today or something?
I watched all four parts, man. It's only 120 minutes long.
That one.
Okay, it's three long.
Confirmed rotating.
Leaked on smoke.
The cock novels were kind of weird.
I'm sorry, are we having a problem with Mishima because he's
He's gay. I'm not that's not that's not my problem with Mishima. It's kind of how he tried to like overthrow
Democracy, but then everybody just laughed at him, which is kind of awesome
He's literally like out on the on the balcony going like hey, let's read
Let's reform the Empire everyone's like shot up man
We told you to shut up like six months ago. Well, you said this shit at the University
fucking shot up dude and then he's like well this will show him and still
nobody fucking cared man I heard the grenade out through your head
Thanks. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I'm sorry.
Two cats. One is at the longitudinal doors.
Two, there's one more at the longitudinal doors. 35 longitudinal walking. Remember that?
I mean I gotta cover site bro brush this brush this fool
One's on a
And one's on cat I will be taking care of cat right now
Beautiful
Fuck it, we reload and go.
What would Slink do?
Bombs on B, bro.
Oh no.
What?
It's a Void.
The kid was like, there's a kid on our TV saying, it's B, bro.
good shot with the scout man
this isn't the killing house anymore guys not the killing house anyway I
heard myself alright can I have you to everybody
The furtive racist no top mid
That's the new one I heard our teammate do your my
Don't like that something that seems like it should not be happening at all
I wonder if I have the output device wrong.
So you're just hearing that clearly?
Yeah, yeah, okay.
I can hear our teammate talking.
Okay, that's not great.
That could be really bad.
Oh, you're a device.
The fault device.
What a shot.
I care about his audio and like I like I don't know I exported a bunch of
settings like from OBS and and other such programs and then like I followed
the tutorial and then I loaded them into the news the new program on the new
computer and it was like we don't recognize that no I think awesome that's
probably how people feel when they like move countries and then like they have a degree
and then the government's like ah man that ain't from that ain't from lakehead university
you can't you can't be an engineer here we did oh the oh your your doctor it was issued
in the in in Beijing instead of
Thunder Bay, Ontario, where did
you go back to school for 11
years?
That nice track, too.
I think we have a viewer on our
team. No way.
Talking about Weezer.
That's because I asked Blue
Album or Pinkerton in the
Oh, okay, never mind.
I need to hear all chat.
Hold.
Did you?
Oh my god, I can't shoot anybody today.
Okay, we rush.
No, we don't!
Really?
I can't kill anybody, bro.
I mean we have we have five old man
Did you hear it all chat? Did you hear a voice on that time? No, I don't know I did hear you say incendiary out though
Well, it was fucking one year yeah, but I think your teammate said incendiary out close to you and then it came through your
Hey audio man
some like Glenn Gould
B is totally clear. Our teammates are pushing very aggressively.
They just blasted me with a grenade, cat.
Dead ass.
Dropped one cat. From Oscar.
I'm literally actually awesome though. I'm literally locked the fuck in that could have gotten out. It was my only chance
I've killed nobody but an third
We got some problems. I ain't gonna lie to you. It's hardening
I'm a no
Watch the apartment this weekend Billy Wilder one of the best to ever do it
Yeah, why why was it? It's crazy in the 60s. You could get pussy using your tennis racket as a pasta strainer
Like what the fuck the hell was Don lemon thinking man
Yes a movement long, okay
Okay, I bombed down top mid
Someone's suicide
got one
Okay, I'm fucking chilling bro
How the hell did I get an assist on that guy?
I guess green was the pulled way back. I don't know. Maybe you throw do you throw a grenade?
I did throw a grenade. Maybe maybe that was enough
I think it's a P.E.
One top mid with bomb.
Oh, one died tons.
Flashing out tons.
I know, smoking out tons.
made cat. Two top mid going cat again. Oh, I thought I honestly, that was. Oh, I'll
reload check. It's not that bad, though. At least I took a shot. I mean, it's time for
the armorless op long man.
I'm catching your damage.
What is that?
Sure man, let's go 4A this time.
Let's get crazy in this beast.
Suicide sounds like
I'm purging all distractions from my mind. I'm literally
You ever see professor X get inside a cerebro
All the non-mutants they're like buying groceries and shit, I'm literally making them faded right now
I'm fading them and I'm focusing exclusively on like there's a mutant with latent powers that has not yet been discovered
He's he's just making
sparks with his fingers right now
bombs in B yeah I heard that actually
you did fuck up cat
and
got mine
You know what gotta do something man
You got to serve somebody
It's one-on-one we take those
Any questions
the
You know what's crazy is that it's like some oracle ship in the matrix because if you hadn't
said I'm calling suicide pic maybe I wouldn't have gone there.
You know what I mean?
What's really going to bake your noodle is would he have broken the shit if she hadn't
said no problem or whatever.
What are you doing, Tingle McRingleberry?
Wait, we got Osmotaz buck shank in this?
Oh!
Fuck, right as I fucking reload.
Affirmative reloader.
Why the fuck would you be sounding like that?
Honestly, that's the way people react when they hear it, they're never gonna give you
up for the first time.
I
Should
That was going on that's not what I expected didn't expect him to look like that
Now he's just muted no one can hear him on my screen that's not it I
Feel like I'm getting two picks long on this one damn Corey pop-fragging. That's something you're right insane man
4 kills 929 damage
You're no stranger to love
Hey Green, you think you could cover a cat instead?
Thank you
Bam
It looks like Yoda when Yoda
like accepts death
Green
Green, go cover cat man
We got we got
pink with an off-watching cat I don't know what they tell you they they're on
site they got through somewhere one more maybe said maybe you heard that though
not that one I did not hear
okay that one I heard fuck man
That one you heard that one I don't understand. Yeah, I don't know I don't know man
No way my headphones are loud enough for that that's Chris cross song I'm gonna have to say it's between jump and sailing
That's exactly right. I think it's a good-ass song. One of the best songs in Trolls 3, for sure.
I think he's throwing fire.
You're hurt? Why are you hearing that?
That wasn't even doubled. I heard it like Quinn coupled man. I'm just gonna be dead ass with you.
What the fuck?
You're a bomb down B.
It's in a cat type direction.
Nikoi.
I'm sure it's my turn to upwind though why can I hear him so clearly man I don't
think you just heard him clearly I heard him so clearly is that he was in the
call with us. Yeah, it's like my game is porting it through my
mic.
Nice.
Damn, damn.
So I'm gonna have to investigate. I'm gonna have to
investigate the routing, but
I don't know why it would have
changed. Tell these fellas we go
long. We're going to receive the
ball. We're going to score and
we're going to win.
It's actually kind of good because
I get like some second hand
comms. I just I just hope nothing
said
one tons
hearing reports of one in the tunnel
Damn, I faded that dude. I know you got the kill you deserve it. I'm not trying to say fuck you
I'm not trying to say fuck you Corey, but
Literally shot him in the ear. He's faded
Long
They're main your way. No not at all. Good shield, bro. We can play time. We got nothing to worry about
You went pit
Fuck hit that
Oh, he hit me in the head
I'm gonna catch him going suicide after I'm feeling myself
Holy shit, I did a lot of damage your
Sheesh
Oh damn next kills me you bro
No. That kills me. Where are we going? Good question, man. Good question. I did do 99
in one and with no kill, which is... Yeah, I hit the guy for one. Impact grenade type
kill. You need me out there. You go smoke.
You go flash.
One in the tunnels. Good shit, man. Good shit.
Damn, starting to think we kind of run this place. Starting to think they bought M4A1S
on round two after a loss.
They did. This guy knows some econ now.
oh shit what are they doing man
that is fiscal irresponsibility man
let's get some shoes
I'll flash over there's people smoke terrible grenade absolutely horrible smoke on the cross
my bad y'all. We still win these. We still win these. Good shot. Oh boy, good shot. That
smoke y'all. That smoke. They knew we were coming long as well. Maybe a little stream
sniper. Just hypothetically suggesting that that's definitely what happened.
He sounds like an evil spirit on my shoulder telling me to kill my family. He doesn't say
anything about killing my family are you talking about me or the the duty on our
team hey they're talking about you apparently you sound like like you have
an audio effect on your voice for some reason
ain't nothing makes sense about audio man yeah tell him also you can't test
Discord audio by yourself
That oh, okay
Through the smoke, huh?
Damn we in a bit of a pickle here
I'll throw guns when they think it's flash
literally worked
I need my flashback though. We go again
I'm playing
with a little bit of swag that's all I'm gonna say
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
I am asking where you've been
Just let me in
We used to be best buddies
But now we're not
Wish you could tell me why
One minute
Yeah, yeah
Fuck
The cat boy, you know
I'm clomping man. Let's get in there. Damn it
Nice
I thought I saw something I get scared
Wow
Fucking bro, we can't
YOUCH!
Okay
Not much you could do there
I've got to get out of here.
Come on, yo.
Hello?
Hello.
Sorry, I'm, like, wanting to die.
What happened?
I mean, it's Monday, so there's no more.
I'm throwing a backpack.
Oh, come on.
Shit, yeah.
Motherfucker, let's fucking do this.
Let's fucking go.
Right now.
Freaky flash.
Smoking the cross.
Bugle style.
We run this site.
You need to plant the bomb.
That was my bathroom strafing behind him.
Literally not his fault.
That's my bag.
Good try, good try.
Giant cloud of blood.
Fistful of peas.
Remember that?
Hamful of peas.
One egg.
the
rhythm heaven yes
it hurts so much when they just like clock your reference but don't laugh
they go yes i'm familiar with what it's from
why didn't you why didn't you laugh them bro when you recognize something you're
supposed to laugh
Let me kill you guys. I'll door dash you
Say go be
Did you have a lot unknown the honor no idea
Like an ego pick
Okay, feel like that dude's lost.
Oh, shit.
No, not good that way.
Oh, I got one, Kat.
I'm literally just playing with confidence.
I'm literally feeling myself.
Damn, y'all, we lost bomb.
Oh, one more coming mid doors.
Watch lowers.
I mean, I would like to have a sit down, I would like to have a tie to tie with our team.
What's going on?
I'm frying in a little box.
I don't know why he's small.
the
brush along you know we can do this
love the new peasy
we love it we love you we love you memory express we love you in video
I took the hit on the chin with that Molotov to give us a clear pass.
We run these streets, Corey.
We run these streets.
Overload them.
You've got them.
Pick them one at a time, yes.
This is the way the Mandalorian and Grogu in theaters wraps this Friday.
Nobody's covering the flank, Chibli.
Nobody's covering...
Oh, we got the guy on the flank.
Welcome to land.
Ouch.
You know that air was fresh as fuck when the frag moved all the smoke out of the way?
So when you land at YBR and you take that first sniff off the jetway.
We ain't in Orlando anymore.
Have you seen the game flock around?
You replayed it, Chibli, we played it!
Lovely Momo when she is lovely, she...
She organized the game and we played it.
Does he sound quiet?
That would be a surprise to me.
Given how I'm talking.
Maybe I just cranked you to two hundo.
so true give you she is lovely she is wouldn't it be funny about there all
this like it was my discord settings that were fucked up no it's not cuz I
hear you find it would be funny but they really want to go be I mean honestly
I'm not really listening to these guys cuz I think they're kind of not very good
unless they're viewers in which case I thank them for their support
I just don't really like the vibes be when you like run to the tunnel entrance and then
stand there waiting for like 20 minutes of utility to go off, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not bad.
Got one Kat.
Yes you did man.
Let's help, yeah exactly.
One door.
Push mid doors, help our team.
I'll flash them out.
Boom bitch!
left. Faded. Literally should have had him, my bad. There's one tunnel still. Oh, I didn't
know where to look they both have off
where's he aiming like me hi I am 22 and one times two
They got Daniel, where's Henrik, man?
Everyone's bloke.
They're in a tight spot, man. They're in a tight spot, for sure.
Flashbang long, get picks with the Deagle. Deagle, first shot, Deagle is literally the op.
You just have to have good eyesight.
Did you hear him say go A?
Uh, I heard him, I heard him say something.
I heard him say throwing a decoy.
I don't know why you're here, but it wasn't like any fucking sense.
Yeah, maybe shift walk him.
Ah, stupid ass.
Maybe hold shift walk into the smoke and get blown away.
Not you.
The way that person was saying it was not you.
Huge.
Yeah man Brian Burke, he was wheeling and dealing back then.
Traded Canucks pick to get like the first rounder or the first overall, then traded
the first overall to the Thrasher's making them promise that they wouldn't draft one
of the Sedins in order to get the second and the third.
I was doing some crazy work one of the most truculent hairstyles in the business, too
One of the dumbest motherfuckers on earth he's literally like I'm not saying he's a good GM, but he's literally like
Better than the last three general managers that my team has had
Which is crazy
I get I get a pick suicide we rush down mid
It's that simple. That's this is not a good buy. That's not a smart buy something like that help the team
He's still on a can
We love that
And then I pick the guy cat
What are we doing, what are we doing? There's one long. I don't know we're all gonna cluster up family
Okay, I'll get an op pick on cats if I care bro
I'm just gonna clear a just cuz I can
one's watching long from site let's go we have a a clear that was a really good
shot I had a little too much ego had a little too much ego but I was feeling
myself bigly man I was feeling myself huge no not like this he's uh he's
He's close to mid, like CT, with an up.
Brought the bomb to be.
I would say, as of right now, he's out mid doors and to your left slightly, as of the last time we saw him.
Come on.
Yeah, I like that fake the steps
Oh nice try man nice try
Was not bad game all things considered
Could have been worse. I don't know why I
I'm still trying. I'm frustrated that I don't even know where to adjust what you sound like to my stream
Wait, wait, wait, any millennials down here?
I guess she'll just have to adjust.
Oh, this probably sounds great on Corey's stream.
Oh, someone filled up my heart with nothing.
With just too little lost hand in a band and up
Turnin' every good thing to bust
You know what I'm talking about?
Whatever happened to that guy?
We know man, yeah man, we know where the wild things are
Coo-mah
Boom over top, over the top of the head
On the top of the head
So you went like, you did some three stuages shit
Why are you?
We need a Sopranos for the arcade fire generation.
He's kind of on one today, fix the audio tomorrow.
I'm on one for life, bro.
Corey Thoughts on the Sunlandic Twins by Love Montreal all those ones kind of bleed
together for me is that the one that starts with Requiem for OMM2 from the
OC soundtrack and then track 2 is I Was Never Young is that the Sunlandic
Twins is that the one with the with the Applebee's commercial song on it or at
the Outback Steakhouse commercial as long as you're not talking about some
fucked up twee bullshit like Coco Loco or the poppies asleep in the attic man is
that like
this would be nice to give my heart to a god but witch god
I
All right, you hear that yes, I did man. Yes, I did
Not only did I did I hear I think I heard it
It's maybe like 20 times each one offset by like one millisecond.
Yes, it's broke.
It's it's like these like aid for audio things and it's broken.
It was an AI son.
It's AI Charlie.
I know.
AI Charlie.
Did he use the new website going around?
Maybe.
Oh, shit.
That was funny.
Why is-
You don't need to apologize, that was funny as fuck, man.
I don't know why like you're being courted through my mic,
and I don't even know why, man.
I think it's a travesty,
nobody knows the Olivia tremor control anymore, man.
I ran a study yesterday,
said 60% of current high school students
can't even define a transparent dream, bro.
Brian, you sound like you're three inches tall,
I'm getting negged by GLaDOS, man. I'm getting negged by GLaDOS right now.
And you can't do this to him!
What the hell did I do, man? I didn't do shit to you, GLaDOS. I can't even play your game.
too much motion sickness
i'll tell you what the cake wasn't a lie at mother's day yesterday
little basket cheesecake blueberry compote on top
whoo pretty good man pretty good
okay
I got two headshots from dudes that are still alive.
They planted B?
I appreciate getting the kill there, those assists are huge.
A?
I'm on B, nothing on B.
They said A.
got it that was fucking crazy oh shit fencing pose this guy's and I don't
think this brother's gonna make it to the hospital man the sign of severe
neurological damage I don't even think I reloaded
That's when right on the little bit like to a to a tag of I loa.
Yeah, he did.
He did just a touch.
Corey, you remember the song Crush by Jennifer Page?
When is Gen Z going to have a Jennifer Page era?
What was Crush by Jennifer?
It's just a little thing.
Crush.
then here then here every time we touch
I don't think they're long y'all sounds like there's someone cat
our boy yeah
ox mid he wants the cord
octopus mid
of
the
game sense
of sense
of the tough one
I'm feeling like XM triple kill long doors.
That's sick.
I wonder what this guy means by your mom's your dad.
That's huge.
I saw one long doors it might have been the wind we got problems cat
my problems i mean i'm almost there i'm the problem it's me Taylor Swift
they're through cat yep yeah they're through cat there was apparently we had nobody on cat
on a site where I would go long every time.
Everybody agrees.
That's tough.
Oh, we got a stab on him again.
The lineup to watch long is 100 people
and the lineup to watch cat is zero people.
I'll say it.
I got stabs on him.
Cory, I don't know who this person is.
He was our bottom fragger last night.
Oh, you have six kills and 600 damage.
Holy fuck, man.
I had a crazy first round.
Ryan from the walls.
That's me.
Here's some tons.
The flankler.
there
there, yeah, B, heavy B.
Hit, car.
This guy hates cars.
Yeah, fucking get in line, bro.
Ooh!
That's it.
It's nice to find the bomb.
I got a kill just doing the Nova spray into the smoke man.
Damn, and the MVP, really?
All right, oh, a gun.
Sheesh.
Okay, I'm the long boy.
You had the Cinnamon Toast Crunch dipped cone from Dairy Queen yet?
No.
It's kind of interesting, man.
I think I've been Dairy Queen in like two years.
got a lot of questions about it
it's cone or dipping the cone now? oh they've been dipping the cone for a long time
does that make your hand all fucking messy? oh they got gloves or some shit
you know how the FDA was
bugle bomb
the late flash on long
got a rockweight clean right now
all right Elizabeth you got this
same top and mid
yep top and mid
bombs down top mid
oh shit didn't even see him
love that love that
thank you brain sam
Woo!
You know, that's how you know Ryan's a real one. He's thinking the brain's dead.
Yeah, I mean there was no executive function involved in that one.
Blizzard's are still good. Blizzard's are really good.
Blizzard's are good as fuck. They're so unbelievably awful for you. It's so insane.
Like I know people are gonna say what you expect is ice cream, but it's literally so much worse than other ice creams
Which seems impossible people flash
Did you know it's like legally not ice cream really? It's like a frozen berry bettered or something frozen very much really
Apparently like DQ is the inventor of soft serve
And they can't call it uh ice creams, it doesn't have enough berry
I
Suicide
Thumbs down top mid as you can see I
Literally think the blizzard is like they doubled the density of ice cream
They made like 2x ice cream and that's why it's so bad for you
If they're going long they're trying to do a flank long that's the luck brother
I just deserved either of those kills that kind of fucked up all the shots pocketfully
you till two I got things in my head and they won't go
speed in my head and they won't go have you ever heard that song anywhere other than like
good short form content. I've only heard it on the commercial for the NHL Playoffs man.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, my heart's still beating, my heart's still beating, oh.
We're dead.
Had him one of the best songs ever made though.
Holy fire.
Okay, do you want to be fucking along or do you want to be cat bro?
Oh, oh, late flash B. Check this out.
You got me?
We lost one on, uh, Red said Fred.
I'm gonna hunt him down.
Nice.
Oh, shit.
There's no stopping.
Oh, shit.
I'm rocking the beat of I DON'T KNOW WHY!
I have guns in my head and I don't go.
Spirits in my head and I won't.
Yeah, dude, that's a fucking song.
Oilers, it's Oilers' year, man.
I don't even know who it is.
I've only ever heard it to really annoying kick-tocks.
I know dudes wearing a hat and scarf.
100%.
Do they, do they boom clap?
There's no shot to that.
Okay, boom clap is innocent in my opinion, but there's no shot dude is not wearing a hat and scarf and a v-neck
You're gonna hear this
Like Riverbryan
Bbb
It's old people when they get bad service at a restaurant.
Okay, why do you say BBB?
One top mid.
Two top mid.
One Zouzai.
I'm so glad I got a re-cross.
Damn, I got scouted.
I'm holding Long Avenue.
Cat.
I heard mid-doors.
And Cat.
How do you copy stuff?
E maybe?
Looks like bomb is in the middle.
you want to be off sorry no no sweat bro why how could I be sweating I got this
stat track AK-47 with the dignitas tag no guy in game was mad I didn't grab the
off I guess did you tell him your top dragon you're telling me you have three
I you should literally just be like yo I got three X Bob Balaban right now don't
tell me how to play
you will. Come on. Lashes B.
The craziest Molly of all time.
Like, oh, lower tons, lower tons.
They're calling it the most ambitious Molly in history.
Petition to change tunnels call out to Sahur.
Petition denied.
Thank you for listening.
Yeah sure, sure shoot me three times in the head and then get killed and then I
pick up your garbage. Yeah don't let this is not a laughing matter buddy.
You good
I'm this
What a shot
Is that all a team that's all that's all
Nice penis nice penis yeah, I turned comms back on kind of like indirectly
Yeah, I love...
I love gaming audio!
He's going jean kelly mode
One came running out long saw two of us and he ran away
None can't that's no problem. That's why we buy util
I get it man, I'd rather cover long too.
They walk through that like perfect little slice of angle and then stand there for like
a millisecond going like, wait I'm about to get offed.
It's literally perfect.
He said BBBB?
Or do I believe him this time?
Yep.
Yep, this is the least correct.
Let's go, three.
I never mind.
Goers.
I'll rush.
I got damaged on him.
That's fine.
You got him.
You literally did get him.
I did.
Look at that.
33 and 2.
There's my Henrik!
What a clear line, man!
Drink!
I love looking up the issue too, and it's like...
Salt!
No, it's like, it's like your headphones might be bleeding into your mic.
I'll flip it and see.
We are out of here.
It's not the killing box anymore.
Okay, my teammates just running it up mid, man.
Seems like we got some action around the top of mid.
Yeah, I'll run into something wrong with me. Let's run into the tracer that's going through the smoke.
We have nobody on B. I'll be the change I want to see in the world.
Oh, is that cat?
Top mid?
Top mid.
Yeah, right side.
He's hurt.
The Batler.
I got a fever.
Oh, my head and I don't go.
Spirit's in my head and I don't go.
Who sings that?
I know that dude's wearing a hat and scarf hundred percent. Yeah, you did say that before
No, God about that
Apparently it's the strumbrella
Got the band from that Portland festival with the trombone
Portland festival, you know every festival
I
You know the one I'm talking about I don't think I do
Huh
They busted down kind of like sexual style
Outside double doors double this give it to the next guy
car he got him he's getting them those kind of be smoke there's lots of angles
orange
I've got a bomb. Hit.
He's got a bomb for a head?
What, I heard?
I don't shift walk, man.
There's spawn.
Yup.
respond to be probably do you see my fucking movement there
now you're alive of course
I'm moving different bro
they're on site apparently
they're crossed
I'm bad
fourth
Good round guys, good round.
What you looking at on your phone there? What you looking at?
Corey!
17 and 6 bro!
Wild stress this fuck.
That someone's gonna request something horrible.
Have you been hearing orgasms?
No, no, no. Not lately.
Oh, that's...
Oh, okay, good.
Not lately.
You guys want to run these feats?
Of course, man. I got the damn cyber shell
Pete bugle flash right here
Like in the doors
I'm pulsing up in the window like a curtain I don't know why they're just
spamming through smoke tons tons whatever I got window know your role
window window not anymore
from the bro into a folding chair
good round y'all
wow are we
yeah I cannot hear that
Corey is kinda going beast mode huh
doing okay
one and one and one and one and
one of the
Why is he talking like CT?
Let's do this yellow
Oh
I'm tongue tongue show her
Yes, oh that was all that was honest I know his hair moved
I don't know if you knew this, you're playing like you know this also you're playing like you just get like a yes, prepare yourself.
yourself
This is Barack Obama, former president of Barack Obama, can I ask you something?
Was his middle name really Hussein or is that like a am I falling for propaganda?
It's not that wrong, it is.
Come on guys.
Go for him man, go for him.
Mm-hmm
What do you fiddle over there and try and take a lid off coffee, but the lids too strong
Lid on your coffee the lid bit back my man
Where'd you get coffee from? Oh, right
She made coffee with a lid she got copied with a lid from a place that sells coffee outside of our home our house
I got scout brothers do this
Oh, what the heck?
What is this smoke?
It's smoke cat.
Damn, I'm fucking Zooming with this thing, man.
Holy shit.
One's above CT, like on cat.
That's just fucked, man.
It was anyway.
You literally move faster scouted in or zoomed in scat scout makes you really fast or something
Check this out.
I've been killed from CT.
Oh my god, why is he going crazy all of a sudden?
Oh, he is good!
Six seven!
Wait, I landed a shot?
It's the strongest couplet that's ever existed. I can't get it off the cup.
I'm literally, sorry, I have to do this for myself.
I can't be bottom frag with a positive KDR. I'm going to flash myself out long and pick up three with a Galil.
Alright.
I fucked up, guys.
You will not get this.
Oh, tons.
It's a good question actually.
Oh, they will cross fire at the end there.
Yeah.
Good try.
Got mine, no?
Yep.
There we go, not bottom-fragging anymore.
It's a rush B.
do you win somewhat like we're having a good game but someone on our team is not
doing well so they call like a rage rush yeah like we're doing fine man you go
rush B and die I'm gonna cover lower tunnels with a scout like a boss
why'd he drop bomb there average B rush
got him
Oh, shit. Good luck, Corey. They've made Molly behind you.
I don't like my position.
This is probably what your life looks like on your back deck by the desk.
All the smoke.
Oh, god. All the smoke.
You think I got a back deck?
You got a balcony or something.
I'm thinking I flash myself out long
and get two kills with a scout and we plant.
Sure, I'm going to have a pistol.
I'm just going to say, long is the best site, man.
It's not a site, I guess, but long is the best entry.
You get one pick, and then you just run four dudes up,
and you're on site.
It's easy.
I'll flash you out, big dog.
I'll flash you out, OG.
Don't even worry about it.
One's locked.
They're gonna flank behind us.
He was running away.
How does that miss? How does that chat?
Can I get a replay? Can I get a video replay? How does that miss?
Okay, someone else.
Average team helping sniper.
Hey guys, I'll just wait suicide while you all do something and then rage about dying with a scout.
1v4.
E rush.
Yes sir.
Mech 10 rush B. Love that.
I'll buy smoke. Someone else get courier.
Do you really let go of W to airstreak?
I have no clue.
I'm smoking it. Let's go.
Ouch
How do you die huge where the fuck am I
Get in there there was great plants
W movement W movement
I got I am Molly in my tongues, but I still go smoke on the Molly and we then go
Stop with this song. You stay with the month. I'm afraid
Bro you fucking dance like a psycho man
What do you think, laddies?
Huh?
Oh, were you fucking kidding me?
Somebody shoot him, he's making himself a parent of the smoke!
Oh my god, where's your fucking freaking freak out?
Oh my god!
Good kill, good kill.
Oh, yellow, yellow, good kill.
Nice.
Better, closer, warmer.
Best Cranberry song? Oh, I'll probably say, Love Fool. You know that one?
That and that and that.
Love me, love me. Say that you love me. Fool me, fool me.
Go on and fool me. I don't care about anything but you.
You know what I'm talking about?
Andy Bernard feeling on the richer. Oh shit
Yes, man
That net you don't even have a back deck next you're gonna be telling me you don't have a bearded twilight. Come on man
I get the good things like a treasure trail. Oh
Oh
To the Canadian term for happy trail. Oh shit, you guys don't say treasure trail. I didn't anyway. We used to say happy trail
Pass to enlightenment
Yeah, I'm getting three picks on site
Here we go, Cory. Get ready. All right. This is running
I sure I could have had a good good good trade good trade
It's hard to aim down. It's literally harder to aim down recoil was taking me to him, too
Okay, bro. I mean try not having a gun made out of Lego
Does have a Lego gun
Shit, I wonder if it's that bullshit
I should take the scout off the loadout. Anyone want to flash me along with my
Galeel?
No, 200 bucks for a flash. Probably not worth it.
the
we wait
and got the second flash
ones made
mid-doors
look at all peeking
literally i had him i had him
gun difference
oooohhh yeah 2 on 8
oh shit
2 on 2, we can do this
22 and 1, that stings
that stings man
i guess going B is the only thing that's been working
yeah
this is just going B
alright, let's go hang out at
oh you know what, i'll buy smoke
i got smoke in my hand, so i will go
I'm a chest so where we'll go.
Alright, could you hear all that?
Ah, you said something for sure.
Huge, we go.
Oh, no, no, I can't move!
Oh no, I can't move! I can't fucking move, man!
He ran in through the smoke to die in fire!
Jesus Christ.
Okay, okay, okay.
Least chaotic B rush?
It was just my fault because I didn't go die with them.
That's gonna sting.
Oh man.
That's right, that did not go well. To me, that is the average B rush.
That is what happens if we all go in the tunnel.
People are like, just hold W and then someone throws a Molly and we all stand there and get fucking.
You ever seen Nope, where all those people at the rodeo get eaten by Jean jacket?
That's why I fucking flash out long and ego pick the offer.
look. Literally the pro is flash ever fucking thrown by the way. Did you see
that? Now the first flash was not good. The second flash was fucking crazy. And no
dad just stand there, just throw flashes over the top instead of taking the
easiest kill of all time.
I
Were you glancing well because it was the best flash I've ever thrown in my life, man
I wanted to see people pog it off. That's what I do this for
Good plant good plant
I do know you walk around the corner and it's like you caught a mid sneeze
Um, okay
E-pop man E-pop you're too loud
Fuck, we need to go over. I didn't realize they pulled it all the way back.
We lost like six rounds in a row at some point there.
Mmm, it's your time, Ryan.
I'm gonna make you dance. It's romance.
I have 26 kills, but I'm second in damage now.
Damn.
I'm 12 and 16. I've kind of been playing awesome though.
One cross.
like the kind of refund my op after I shot it
yeah i fucked up the smoke hey don't just stop on cat
oh fuck oh fuck i'm just that's an idiot
standing still. Any cops?
Ouch!
Didn't get the bomb yet.
Okay.
He was on top of the box.
case anyone's wondering where the living guy was
is one of the skills long
yeah
two options
He's pissing me off.
He's pit.
End card.
Oh, bullshit.
Oh, it was the AWPer.
Uh, yeah, you had to show up long to 20 minutes after the party ended 90 minutes ago, and he's still here!
I
WU till
We got this y'all we got this
You literally don't need the
you just need to get a headshot with the A.K.
That is confirmed.
B again. Here we go.
to go over three. Fuck your soccer ball, man.
I'm going B through mid.
Oh, steps on the doors.
That's embarrassing.
He was literally jumping.
That's probably because my net is 85 milliseconds right now.
What a fucking kill.
That's too much.
It's my good try to try 81 and three.
come on man well I ran out and the dude on their team decided not to shoot the
guy in front of me and say shot me after our teammate our teammate shot you no
no no no he like used me as bait somehow I was using him as bait but I got
baited we're going to double overtime man like Elvis merlis kins
Elvis merlis kins
damn I'm third damage now
damn how many grenades we got man
Oh, Kat!
He's killed me, Kat, because I didn't lock in.
I was shooting from the hip like a fool, with a pocket full of utile.
Oh, damn, he's actually demon mode.
I have to get you.
Oh!
I haven't killed anyone here.
Like, five rounds.
I mean, I hear that, man.
Trust me, I hear that.
Wait, we're gonna win? Only you and I start that round.
B.
No? Oh, no, it is a...
Hello?
Rowe is choking on the splinters.
I don't want a girl who gets four hours of sleep at night.
Honestly seems annoying.
I don't know the song.
You don't know short skirt long jacket by kick?
Like, I know of it.
B-side?
You don't know, boom.
Na na na na.
I mean, like, I know, like, I want a girl with a whatever,
but that's it.
Well, I mean, let me give you one for free.
You want some woke points?
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.
That's a freebie for you
I make a road to their tunnels
They're in the tunnels just be careful should have at least gotten one there
You going back
Imagine if I had an XM, man, imagine.
It's a little gift for me later.
Ahem.
Fuck.
Who are you in these?
What could he do? He had it up. I panicked.
I fell apart, man. I was doing so well.
I mean, I bought him, Frank. I was the only other teammate's all game.
I will say, the longer the game goes on, the worse I get.
There's just no shot. I'm locking in for 28 rounds.
But if it's around 26, I'm just buying whatever, man.
Yeah.
It's in discord. Go to user settings, voice and video, audio subsystem.
That shit don't exist, bro.
This is audible.
That sitting doesn't exist.
the fuck you mean? I've literally never heard Audible hopes you enjoyed this
program. Audible, the TV, Audible hopes you've enjoyed this program. Somebody's son.
You know what I'm talking about? You know what the fuck I'm talking about, man?
Yes!
Yes.
I'll wait for, it's probably AI, Asmongold is saying, like, Happy Birthday Corey or something
right now.
Wait, I don't have time to play one more.
In 37 minutes, I'm doing some shit with Kate, man.
Oh, that is not going to happen.
Oh, now I can hear myself through your microphone.
Really?
It's true.
Well, that's horrible.
You want to get into, like, a competitive game, and then I'll just abandon if we don't win fast enough?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm losing my mind!
That was a very cobalt streak type bit of dialogue right there.
I'm losing it.
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. I'm losing it.
shit except clip it
you did yell clip it
some type you say when it is the killing box or whatever the dude says
yeah discord advanced settings and advanced settings I have
Entrant or no show diagnostic setting. Oh, maybe a great shot. Holy shit
It's too late. I'm already in your walls
Wasn't me I didn't take a shot of you
What do you guys think about double flash along
I'm horny for it.
Do you just yell B?
Alright, let's do that then.
B's been going real well for us.
I love B.
I love dying in the tunnel.
He's not even going B.
Holy fuck.
fella didn't even go be let's all stand here and watch them fight one by one and
that okay enemy purple Cory we should use a band in this one right away this
is a disaster and that happened I hate I'm never going to be I'm literally never
going to be you just stand in the tunnel waiting to get killed and then when I'm
I'm on CT. I'm like, I hope they go B and they go to the kill tunnel.
I'm literally just going out long every single time. I'm gone. I don't care if it's predictable.
That's based.
We flash them out long.
And by them, I mean me.
Rebugle flash long.
He's hurt, scared he'd run in, confirmed, dead, one on site, not anymore, he killed
one CT, he's pretty, I mean I have an armor I guess that's a good shot though.
scout from your loadout. Right now. He got one? Fuck that. After I soften him up for
them. Oh, shit. Purple difference, I'm afraid. We go long. We flash out long and we go.
No pressure, we gotta win the next 13 rounds straight.
Okay, let's just do it.
Bugle flash.
W, bugle flash.
I
Bros on the box
Yellow yellow yellow help me happy yellow
help me
All right 13 in a row starting now 13 in a row right now the good news is the number didn't change it's not like it got harder
Flash me along
will throw smoke and flash along
huge huge
i've never been a flat
in a flash along
three and a little three in a flash alone
your cash
don't come over here with yourself beyond fire bro
You know what? I'm starting to think this long thing might be for the birds.
Just kidding.
Google flash.
A's clear.
A's clear, y'all.
watch this and then oh the plan was literally working he was like I'm gonna
chase him because he made a bunch of noise around here and then yes sir still
broke
I heard there was a pot of gold out long.
Not so many forehead man.
Wait, did you tell Yellow?
You gotta wait till you tell buddy.
Aw, fuck.
He was so young.
You go flash him and then go.
I
Fuck off who's next literally I left a piece of him on the ramp
The hell is that man
Dude we're gonna win this round
He's going to run out tunnels at a full sprint.
He is not going to get immediately shot.
Well, I'm out of ideas.
Maybe like a flash out long type situation.
We can run something else.
I do have to say, it's working out pretty nice for me though.
I like going cat on this map, but it hasn't been working out so well for me.
There's always a dude jumping on the boxes.
I'll just play a pick on this fool.
Oh, which fool?
Guy was going to try to come out long doors, thinking he's swagged.
Oh, mother f***.
Just us, Ryan.
Yeah. Let's overload him.
Follow me, Corey. Follow me.
We got this.
I'm flashing out bugle style.
Oh, fuck, what the fuck was that?
Things you'd love to hear your teammates say?
The second you throw a flash?
No, I threw a flash and my dude, like, stomped it into the ground.
What a shot.
If he didn't jump off that box, you had him.
B rush.
Mid to B, mid to B, mid to B, not tunnels this time, mid to B.
Mid to B.
I know exactly what to do.
I'm going to leave a decoy at the entrance of tunnels.
And we got to win 4v5 because our teammate is AFK.
Decoy?
Decoy!
Oh.
Oops.
Wait, you went tunnels.
Yeah.
Mid to B.
Mid to B via tunnels.
You got this, Coy.
You got this.
Okay.
You got this, Koi.
Oh, I'll leave you. I'll leave you many choices, honestly.
What do you think, guys?
Hey, this is actually easier. We could just lose six straight now.
That's true. We could just throw.
What do you think? Like, flash out long?
Yeah, I think flash out long sounds pretty good.
the hell was that? No man there's fire in there. I'll come up. Ready? I'm ready. He's
99% hit. You're right. Yeah, good trade, good trade. Didn't want the Galio. Oh, there's
an op there. You know, I noticed there's a new kind of a chattel. I'm going to say it's
a Gen Z type of chatter. Chatter that gives back seating advice, but only does it in
nonsensical terms. Like, what compels someone to type, you've got to lower your cortisol
in 1v1s. That's not, that's like, I understand the compulsion to backseat, but it is not
actually like actionable feedback.
He's right, I'll push the lower cortisol button I have.
I also think my cortisol is in like a good spot, man. I mean, you saw me yesterday, I'm
I'm hanging out with my kid, my cortisol spiked his f**k.
Playing Counter Strike, I don't really mind that much.
93.
He did want to...
He did want to bruise up her knee.
I mean, her knees are bruised like crazy, man.
They'd just be having the kids play Red Rover at school, I think.
Come over? Is that what they say in there?
I don't know, it's probably banned now.
I'm literally, I'm gonna run through fire and get four kills at a.
There's one. I got scared by my own decoy. Oh, your own decoy, I see.
Holy shit, I pulled down.
We run A site.
Oh good, our bomb has AWP.
Oh, two AWPs down.
Oh, why is he in mid?
Not whatever.
He's playing Pathmatch.
Wait a little
Oh elevator
Oh, holy shit, we did it.
Dude, the decoy long.
The decoy long.
I don't have money.
I
Don't believe it
Why why are we on a timeout?
He ain't good bro, cuz he left I guess he ain't good we can go we're better off without him
I don't think he's coming back.
He said, player Big Red left the game shutting down games.
He said, fuck this, I'm going to go watch some ASMR.
He's going to go watch some ASMR.
I'm going to go watch some ASMR.
He's come over to my stream for some ASMR.
Ryan fucking echoing or whatever the fuck is going on.
Does this look awesome?
Sorry, let me see.
You're doing nothing.
Oh, wait, I can barely see the knife disappearing
going on your head, that's all I can see.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, do that again, do that again.
Whoa, shit.
Dude, Kate told me she was watching this video is like a Korean TV show or web show.
It's about people who have like problems with their dog, like their dog is poorly behaved.
And then she said she was watching, I swear this is like a produced program.
This is not like something somebody sells you on the street, right? Yeah, and the dog starts like
Humping their leg and they go oh honey. I think it's time
I think he wants it and then they fucking jerk the dog off, man
And everyone in the comments is going what the fuck is happening here?
Even like it's one of those panel reaction shows and they're like
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh, like this is absolutely insane, man. I think they all have offers.
You little flash.
Okay, I'm running this down.
He had an AWP.
That's an auto sniper, bro.
Autos.
I'm literally going through the top of his head for 55.
Yes, obviously do not link, but the shit is on YouTube bro and
Like all the people in the comments apparently because the comments are in Korean are going like I'm sorry this video is fucking disgusting
Like I can't watch this I
Couldn't believe a obviously don't do that but then B if the news comes over and is filming you
Obviously you gotta be like
Let's not it and say we didn't right?
Good entry, Cory.
Let me bugle flash you.
Molly on site.
Bugle flash.
Okay.
He's down there.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna make it.
I couldn't believe it, man.
Like I had the same reaction.
Did you ever watch that Netflix show where like, there's, it's called like Kidnapped at
first sight or I don't know, like someone's got a, someone don't know what I'm talking
about.
It's a true crime show where like it's the 70s and this couple's daughter got kidnapped
by their neighbor.
And then he eventually brought the daughter back and then the mom had an affair with
the kidnapper and you're like okay this shit's pretty bad and then later the
dad's doing like a talking head interview and he's like yeah and then I
started kissing him the whole fucking family was after the kidnapping after
the kidnapping they were like I'm in it's so crazy no I've never seen that I've
also never seen the Korean show where they jerk off a dog I mean the dog one
It's like I think it's pretty niche to be fair, but
I bad y'all w smoke
That Molly there sells myself
I should both have our knives out when we're going
Well, it's gonna end right on time the wash man
I mean I've told the story before like I worked in an animal hospital and I was like you know cleaning the
Kennels and stuff and taking care of the dogs in the afternoon or on the weekend and
One time I like walked out to scoop some poop in the backyard
And I just see like one of the vets jerking off her dog into like a bag or something
And I was like I'm gonna go
Oh, this is not okay.
I think I don't know what I walked in on her.
It was like, because he was getting like a dog
deceptive me or whatever, but he might have
still wanted kids one day.
I think they were just milking it.
Well, that doesn't make me feel any better.
I think they just, like, they, they must have been,
I guess they were breeders.
They got dog, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say.
I'm gonna throw their way.
Oh my god!
Headshot once I get a G grenade you grenade
How bad oh wow they're they're crazy
What do you think guys do in this
XM dude the XM is good core you need to get on shotguns and ops you're gonna run this time
Good news is we're eligible for a shorthand of money in one round.
Yeah, just in time.
Okay, ready. I feel good about this.
You guys got him. Good trade.
Yeah
Dude, this is gonna work
Like I think something the pros have never considered is that the three long rush is awesome
Because you throw the grenade and if the grenade doesn't hit me buddy, then of course you can rush you start the early flank
If the grenade hits him, then it's a fucking abattoir in there boom boom boom boom boom
Boom!
It's true.
Huge, huge.
They're literally top mid, we got eyes on them.
We run this town?
We don't run this town?
What the fuck happened?
We ran this town.
This is horrible.
I
You reloaded
Shells man, what do you want me to do a pocket full of shells? Well, that was a disaster
Um, I went past good gaming Corey. Good gaming good games. Good games. All right later. I
Try I'll be back in like two minutes. I got to go pee
Thank you.
This on-band request is crazy.
Let me see the messages.
Anyone know why NL is moving loudly when he is camping?
Doesn't that kind of defeat the point?
Fuck me, NL can be actually awful.
The first two were from the round where they lost in overtime.
And I really swear was against the other teammate that was worse than NL and not him.
Well, literally says anyone know why NL is moving, but anyway, regardless.
And the last message, I'm a team from Tyrol.
And while I understand a little English, I use an AI auto translate feature for chat
because otherwise I typed too slow and I guess awful sounds worse than the German version but
I'm really sorry and we'll write less in chat. No man are you still watching? Brocer the AI made
me toxic. I drank a little too much AI. Oh shit, suspicious user activity.
some Beck AZ Cardinal. Haven't seen anything from Yeti. Is Yeti alive?
I did get one. I don't know if the mod saw this, but I got one on band request and I was laughing
my ass off when I saw it. Because the message they got banned for was NLs on the Epstein list,
Munkah S and they got permed and they said, sorry, I was just trying to banter. Crazy idea of banter, man, is to be like
just a little banter with no punchline.
Why don't you, why don't you have a sense of humor about that? I don't understand why you wouldn't have,
why you wouldn't have a sense of humor about an obvious joke like that.
What is this game called?
It's called like, don't worry, it's just a little turbulence.
Don't panic, it is just turbulence.
Ah, shit.
This might be swag. We'll see, man.
My wife says, jump this high. I say, how?
Let's say I'm installing my content.
Drinking the champagne straight from the bottle.
I'm going to play a game five.
Dan Vladar smashes goalie stick on the left post, bro.
His left, anyway.
deserved better. Ladar, he already got better. He moved from Calgary to anywhere else. Sorry.
So anyone here from Alberta? Oh, shit. We love Darth Vader. Wait, Trump on ESPN would
be calling him Darth Vader. Darth Vader we love him. On the Philadelphia Phillies Darth Vader
yes Darth Vader he smashed his stick the last goal was a little soft but he's pretty good isn't
Better than the last guy he's in Vegas now.
You like that?
Michael Layton had asked. Could be a bit.
Donald Trump and Joe Biden had generated conversation where they just talk about old Philadelphia goalies.
goleys. Roman checkmanic Joe, Roman checkmanic. You didn't talk about Roman
checkmanic. Joe, you haven't mentioned Robert Ash. Why? Is there a reason you
haven't mentioned Pele Lindbergh yet, Joe? And Joe Biden, of course, is saying
Pittsburgh penguins goleys. He's Tom Barrasso. I can't do a Joe Biden. Just
Just imagine this is Tom Barrasso, Matt Murray, Matt Murray, jump.
I will literally only do the Kamala impression when Corey is here, because he's the only
person who understands his greatness.
True to all impression, he just kind of talks like a Canadian guy, so I guess I'm sort of
doing it already. Hugging like a Laurentian elite. That being said, I do think about how
like in 2015 he said, because it's 2015. I'm like, dude, that's 11 years in the past.
That's an antiquated as reason to be doing anything.
You said that shit now. People would be like, what are you talking about, bro?
Oh, fuck off, bud. You think I don't have a fucking Canadian accent?
2015, yeah, back when Timbs was using real fucking dough before they switched their supplier to McCafe.
I'm not larpin', I'm slippin' into an old dialect that I used to have when I lived in the fucking country.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. I think we I think there's in game communication. Oh, okay.
When I blew it up, it said there's it said, please use in game microphones. Okay. Which
What do you want to do first?
Doesn't matter to me.
Which one do you think people will be less angry about?
To me.
I can't believe, kid is doing that.
She's so stupid.
I mean, I get that too.
I had a German teenager call me awful today.
And then on band requests, they said,
I guess it sounds better in German.
And I was like, buddy, I don't know how much
English you know, but nothing sounds better in German.
Have you heard it?
I gotta make my model digger.
Reigenbogen Strusel does sound better than Rainbow Sprinkles for sure.
Do I just do star?
Invite a friend.
Okay, I invited you.
I've received your invitation and will be joining the match.
Oh my god, we're so many levels.
Kramer's apartment.
Oh, okay, let me mute the discord
Okay
How's that?
Sounds good. You know what is a little bit when you sound you stop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you sound like
What's it like the fly a flight attendants yes
Is this supposed to be like that? I
Think that it adds a little bit to it. I'm not even being ironic
the sound setting doesn't it sound like it should be like
the dams they miss yours for vulture comfort a security you know what I'm
talking about baby keep keep talking I am going to keep talking and we are not
going to it's not okay I think I gotta put them on three can you go to the
setting and put my voice volume to 3.2 I am I have placed you on three yeah
test testing testing but it up up up up up triangle pretty sure when a bunch of
like clack songs and stuff start going off in the game we were not gonna be able
to hear each other at all no I hear you three five yeah but the plane is flying
like normally right now isn't it gonna start to go lower to six maybe music to
six as well so that so then there won't be like okay okay lasting sounds let's
try that
Level 1.
Wait, hold on.
Camera 1.
Okay.
Alright, flight.
Wait, I guess I'm flying. Oh, well I see.
Which one would you want to be?
Pilot or tower?
Random.
There's no randall.
Eenie meenie miney moe.
I honestly, can I say something?
How hard could it be to be just probably just be like hey push the green button the plane lands itself, right?
Wait, wait, wait, I think it'll be more funny if you're pilot, okay
Probably I think because you will be better at tower and I think I'll be better at pilot so we gotta switch
Isn't that Lawrence from Machinima?
This is a little bit like Colin Jost.
This in-game sound is way too quiet now.
Oh, that's you! You see me? I see you.
Look at me.
I can't see you. Are you behind me?
No, I'm next to you.
Are you on my left or on my right?
I'm on your left.
I guess that they didn't model the head look yes yes they have I see you yeah
but do you see me looking at you no I see you looking at straight yeah that's
I didn't they didn't model the head look I see yeah well I'll have a streamer
microphone made out of cover box you do I have a water bottle you got two water
of bottles. You have two water bottles. Excuse me.
Oh, dude. We have to fix the compass.
Oh, you have to teach me how to resolve the problem with my compass.
I do of course mean that magnificent high-resolution.
Do I just tell you the number?
I think we have to wait for this Gibroni to stop talking.
...and communicating the solution power.
Truly, the pinnacle of the technological...
Come on, man. Come on.
This is literally what school is going to be like next year.
Anyway, the stage is yours.
Let's see if those magnificent communication skills of yours
can solve the problem.
Save you from an imaginary crash.
Please, man, please.
OK, I need to enter two numbers into my compass.
Two numbers, not four?
Maybe it is four.
Maybe just the first two boxes are highlighted.
Oh, two, two.
Two, two, entered.
Following this?
Oh, eight.
Boom.
It's that easy.
You have successfully rotated that pile of cardboard
in the back of your hand.
This is like a handling, like a baby.
Too easy.
history is being rewritten as we speak. The game's made for Gen Z.
It really is. You know how I know that? We're both just sitting in the classroom staring straight ahead not talking.
You're by cleared to proceed to the actual... Back in the day we would have been like this.
Go! Take your seats, fasten your seatbelts, and a small...
You got a nice haircut.
Yeah, pass the notes and shit
Word is born got a note from my man Nas
Oh, I'm in the airplane
Okay, panic terminal
Please enter the plane code
The plane code is F31842
F3 what?
F31842
One is in 100
4 2
Okay logging in
or two. Okay logging in. All right what do you see? My compass is freaking out I
need a numeric code to enter. Okay downloading. No sweat. Compass solution
when this module malfunctioned the compass will start turning clockwise or
counterclockwise. Okay. Whichever the direction it's turning the code is that
it's turning clockwise clockwise 9297 okay we're in that's been fixed okay and
then I think I might just be flying now I think we might be okay are you good I
don't appear to be crashing oh wait there's one there's one more I have a I
I need a course.
I have a...
Coordination?
Yes.
Okay.
It says one to one, like one dash one at the top
and three, six, one at the bottom.
What?
So I have a square and at the top it says one dash one
with a red light next to it.
The gauge is a circle divided in half at the median
And on the top it says...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and the red.
That's right.
That's air pressure.
Okay.
Currently at 3, 6, 1 on the bottom.
Split horizontals into two halves require different operations for the arrow and numbers.
On the top half and the arrows and the numbers on the bottom half, the goal is to use the
numbers shown on the three small displays to determine which number the arrow should
point to.
All right.
How many numbers on top half?
The top I have two numbers, one dash one, so like one nothing one.
Okay, if the number indicates identical, or the number is identical.
Confirmed.
Then set the arrow to six.
Okay, and then do I press approve?
I don't know, what's the bottom half?
How many numbers?
Three numbers, three, six, one.
If all three numbers are identical, it's not.
If exactly two numbers are identical, it's not.
If all numbers are different and the display indicates four, set the arrow to the lowest
number shown.
Otherwise, set the arrow to six.
We've saved our play.
Hey!
Look at that!
It's the easiest game of the whole time.
Yay!
Played saved.
Don't panic!
Honestly, probably the only streamers who can play this with the only streamers who mean what they say and say what they mean
Zero mistakes
It's the easiest game of all time
Level 20 put me on level 20. No, I can't we have to do it one by one
Yeah, let's change that we got an idea. Yeah, we got an idea of what we're doing. Oh
Oh panic. Oh my god. Okay. Time to collision four minutes. I need the plane. How about
um compass going? I need the plane code first from the center of the gauge cluster. Oh,
I see a R 12118. I'm logging in. Okay module the compass. I'm downloading the instructions
Clockwise it's rotating clockwise. Please enter 9 3 4 9
9 3 4 9
Okay, I am seeing all guys vibrate. I'm sorry. I can't see I can't see it vibrating
Okay, let's do the one that you did with the 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 and then the bottom half
Okay, you have to scroll you have to scroll. Yeah, I see it the air pressure up half. I only see one number number 3
okay check the plane code if the sum of the digits is even set no no not that
not that the one that we did yes the last one if the display shows three check
the plane code if the sum of the digits in the plane code is even set the arrow
to one otherwise which one number with all the numbers the plane if the sum the
sum of all the digits in the plane okay three four five that's 13 no no no in the
plain code the plain code the first number you gave me one two one one eight
yeah the sum of that is 13 okay you're right yeah so it's not even set it to
five well how do I how do I move this thing mouse on the top half and then
scroll wheel will change the top half mouse on the bottom half and five five
Five five and then I don't want is one or two one oh two
okay
Set the arrow to six and press approve, okay got it got it
Next one is I show I see rpm and power
Confirmed I have this this is called the power knob
Okay to resolve this on the screen the following four steps must be completed in sequence
Okay. The first digit of the RPM number indicates the stage to which the value should be set,
and then press approve. I don't know what you want me to do. I, because I don't know
what it looks like, I'm just going to read the instructions one more time. The first
The digit of the RPM number, which is the number on the top left of the gauge, indicates the stage to which the value should be set and push-approve.
Okay.
Maybe the stage is the nine squares below it.
Maybe you could set it to...
What does the RPM say?
31.
Press the plus button three times and then hit the green approve button.
Yeah, okay, got it.
The last digit of the power number should be set to the corresponding stage and push
approve.
Okay, three, got it.
If the sum of RPM numbers is less than the sum of the power numbers, the value should
be set to the second stage.
Okay.
Is it less?
Yeah.
Okay.
Approve.
Yeah.
Yeah, and push the button.
Oh, air.
Air.
I'm blowing up.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
I'm vibrating.
So it was three and then three.
Wait, so they're the same?
No, no, no.
The next, the third stage was combination of RPM was four and the combination of the power
was six.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, and then you say one stage lower so I know not one stage lower. I said to the second stage
Okay to the second stage, which is two right
Second stage. I don't know what a second stage. I don't I don't I don't have any more information
I'm gonna blow up. I think it would be the second rectangle two rectangles should be full
That's what I did
It said I was wrong. Okay. I'm dead. I'm dead something some things exploded
One mistake made? Oh we crashed because of time. Yeah.
I think it's supposed to be the same number as the second stage.
Oh, the same number as the second stage. Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah. I mean, I'm still alive. You're dead.
I thought you would be good at tower. I mean, I thought I was doing a pretty good job to be honest.
to be honest. I'm still alive down here. Okay, plain code. Q74448. I'm logging in. Compass.
Compass clockwise. 1464. 1464. And do you still have air pressure? The semi-circuit?
I have the RPM and power again. Let's start with the RPM then. 58 RPM and 13 power. Okay.
So, one more time, RPM and power?
58, RPM and 13 power.
Okay. Set the value to 5 and push approve.
Yeah.
Stage 2, the last digit of the power number should be set to
the corresponding stage and push approve.
Okay.
If the sum of the RPM numbers is less than power,
the value will be set to second stage.
If it's greater, it should be set to
the number from the previous stage.
Which is the second one?
Yeah.
So three?
And then push approve?
Okay.
If the sum of the power numbers is less than the sum of the RPM numbers,
the knob...
The sum of the power?
If the sum of power is less than the sum of RPM,
PM the knob should be set to the number from the first stage
What is the okay five and then push a proof okay, okay, and
Done with that one
The third one I have is arrows pointing down left
Like two o'clock
Okay, arrows pointing down like this is a new one you've never seen before I have never seen it before
It might be this one flight
safe flight
All right, does it have like a ticket on top of it? No tickets
Yellow dial circle and then all I see is just arrows down to a clock seven o'clock
to a oh wait, okay
And does it say off, go, start or something?
No.
Oh, Jesus.
I only see the arrows.
Chad, help me.
The very last one.
Is there any urgency?
Is it slots?
A slot?
The slot-
I only have a minute and 30 seconds left.
Slots, okay.
To solve this module, you must first determine if the sum of numbers in the aircraft code is even or odd.
Okay.
11, 15, 19, 27.
27, not even.
Okay, it's odd.
Okay.
is odd, you must describe the arrows in a different order.
OK, it's going to be bottom right.
OK, bottom right.
Bottom left.
Oops, bottom left.
Top.
Bottom left.
Top right.
Bottom right.
And approve.
Hey, we did it.
There was no sense of urgency.
Well, do you ever hear, like, ATC comms that are going,
yes, they're going, can you please repeat that?
Well, you know what?
Well, no, here's the thing.
You said yellow dial.
We got three stars, and we got one star.
Here's the thing, you said yellow dial.
And there was no yellow dial.
What there was is a yellow display.
A dial is a physical, something you can manipulate physically.
I wanted to make sure we were not
I was physically manipulating it though.
Well that's not the... I mean, then we gotta take it up with the technical writer because the technical writer included an image that is not representative of what the actual device looks like for the pilot in the cockpit.
You'll see, because I'm gonna go... I mean that's the... there's an asymmetry to the information.
I'll go tower, I'll go tower.
Oh shit, this is a real... this is a big airplane.
Yeah, it's pulling 777.
Okay, I have the plane code.
B92365.
Okay, logging in.
Alright, what do you see?
I have the yellow one that you had.
Arrows?
Yes.
Okay.
And it is odd.
If it's odd.
It's 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 11 o'clock.
2 o'clock, kinda crazy.
It's 2 o'clock.
And the 10 o'clock, I guess.
I got... I think we're going to crash in by. Can I get those again?
Okay, 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 10 o'clock.
12 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 11 o'clock.
Okay, 10 o'clock.
Okay, that won't work. That must have done it wrong the first time.
Time to collision, 5 minutes. Okay.
Let me see, I have a Cartesian plane, like a grid, like graph paper.
There's a lot of graphs.
Okay, let's go compass first.
Okay.
I have one number on top, two numbers on bottom.
Compass, right?
Is it clockwise or counter-compass?
Oh, maybe my compass is fine, it's not rotating.
Oh, sorry, it's not compass, it's not compass, it's air pressure, air pressure.
Okay, okay.
I have one number on top, two numbers on bottom.
One number's on top.
If the display shows three or six.
On top?
Yeah.
Nothing, no three, no six.
If the display shows one, two, or five?
It shows five.
Set the arrow to the number shown on the display.
I'm stupid, I'm stupid.
I have three numbers on top, there's just two zeros.
OK, OK.
If exactly two numbers are identical,
set the arrows to one. Hold on, I'm getting a phone call. Oh my god. Oh my god. I cannot
do it. I'm answering the phone call. Okay. Oh, not in-game. Like in-game, I should say.
Yeah, in-game, in-game. Okay. On the bottom, I have two numbers. On the bottom of air pressure.
It's a 6 and a 5.
If the sum of the number is even, which is not, it's odd, set the arrow to 1.
We're chilling.
OK.
Next module.
I have a diagram of an airplane with four power gauges underneath it.
OK.
I see you.
The engine balance.
OK.
That sounds right.
The engine codes are listed in the red box below.
I have the engine code.
CF56.
OK.
I need to tell the pilot the setting under this engine
code from the area below.
The pilot must then adjust the engine slider on the screen
according to my instruction.
CF56 colon 65.
OK.
CF1B40.
confirmed. CF680. Roger. CF940. Do I press anything to confirm? No, just
confirm. There's, oh okay, there's a little red button I pressed. It went fine.
3 minutes to collision. I have a 3x3 grid of symbols.
3x3 grid of symbols.
Ah, okay. Code.
3672.
Wait, hold on. There's like a lot. That's a lot.
4 digit code display above the buttons?
Yep.
I need to ask the pilot what the code is.
Okay, in the table below, you can find the symbols that correspond to the number in the code, and your goal is to describe the pile of the symbol that matches each number.
So three is arrow to the right, or arrow to the down, or headphone.
The next one is arrow to the right, empty arrow, empty arrow.
I got it. The arrow is empty.
I've already clicked it, we're on the next one.
Okay six this is six six six is a filled-in circle, okay, or
empty
Square or Japanese yen sign Japanese yen and we go next okay, and then next is seven. Yeah seven
Seven is a empty circle with four little circles on the side or it's the
enter symbol from the Microsoft words when you do an enter.
It's like a little flagpole kind of thing.
Like a flag when you left?
Or the music note.
Yeah, with a little two sticks.
And then I'm on two.
Last one is two.
Two is filled in arrow to the right or smiley face or right?
It's smiley face.
And apparently we have one more broken module somewhere.
We have one minute, 18.
Okay I have to answer the call.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
The paint, okay what's the describe, describe?
I don't, oh it's the Cartesian plane, it's the Cartesian plane, the grid.
It looks like graph paper.
Ah, the coordinates?
Possibly.
Okay, so you have ABCDEF?
No, no, no.
On the top?
I have, I have like an alien, a W, a moon.
The carriage return that you described earlier the microsoft words. No
It's it looks like Robocop's vision. It's a
It's a green a series of green boxes arranged in a grid with a red dot on it. Oh
Okay, all that off switches, I don't know
Okay, okay, do you see like a three big lights on top and then bunch of red lights and I do not I see
I think I have to manipulate a red dot around a grid
Oh, is it like a radar?
Uh, not radar.
More like it would be like a maze.
Like when you play the boxes game as kids, where you make a line to make a box?
What the heck?
I don't see any of that.
I think you died.
I've crashed my flying machine.
I don't know what your robot's robot vision.
It's like a green vector grid.
Grid is the perfect way to describe it.
I'll be the pilot.
Okay. Let me in on the reset here.
Then you can answer the call,
but you can't do anything.
Playing code is D59943.
Hacker voice, I mean, what do you got for me?
Okay, let's do the
3 by 3 symbols.
Okay, symbols first. And I have 6592.
6592 confirmed. Okay, 6 is
filled in circle, square
or Yen.
OK, Yen, Yen.
Next number's nine.
Five.
Hit marker from Call of Duty, like circle with lines
coming out on the corners.
Weird square with a dot in the middle.
Is it circle with the, like, left side?
It kind of looks like prison with no skull.
No.
Skull and crossbones, OK.
Or angular E, which is sigma.
It looks like the Gmail logo rotated 90 degrees
anti-clockwise.
I think the hit marker is circled with the plus on the inside.
Not inside, no.
Outside.
Or it could be strange square with a dot in the middle,
almost like a magnifying glass.
OK, I think it's this one.
OK, got it, got it, nine.
K, copyright symbol.
Or it looks like maybe among us language.
What the hell is the most language I have?
If you don't see K or copyright symbol, please click the one that looks like a guy, an elephant
with long hair and a big butt.
It has an elephant coming out of it.
Okay, I got it.
Two.
Two, I got it.
Okay, I got it.
Two.
Filled in arrow to the right.
Happy face.
Okay, got it.
Got it.
Okay, next.
Okay, it's the grid.
It's the alien language.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
And then one, two, three, four, five, six down.
Is this like it's the grid that the coordinates?
Yeah.
OK, so you're OK.
The coordinate fields contain solutions
based on the position of the red dot.
OK, where is your dot?
My dot is 5, 2.
So that's 5 over?
Yeah, 5 to the right.
So it's on the far right side, or one away from it?
One away from it.
It's on the paragraph column, like the flag.
Yeah, it's on the flag.
OK, and then it's on you.
OK, first you're going to move it to, let's call it joystick waves.
So one to the left and three down.
Joystick wave, OK.
And then hit the button.
Yeah.
Then you're going to move it to W. OK.
And then to the one that was just below that view from the first line.
And?
Yes.
You got it.
Okay, I'll have to answer the phone.
Oh, there's been an answer.
Um, but I'm still on.
Which puzzle?
Oh, oh, compass, compass.
Let's go with counterclockwise.
Okay.
Compass is going counterclockwise confirmed.
Uh, I just need one second here.
Counterclockwise compass, seven, eight, one, nine.
seven eight one nine okay and then we have arrows that was ten o'clock two o'clock
okay if the sum is the sum of numbers in the plain code odd or even let me add
18, 23, 27, 30.
It's 30, so it's even.
Okay. It will be top left.
Okay.
Top left.
We're holding on top left.
Top left, two times in a row.
Okay.
Then bottom right.
Bottom right.
Then top left, and then that's it.
Okay, got it and then it's the airplane airplane with the CF 56 CF 18
Okay, what's your what's which one is in red?
CF 90 okay
CF 56 will go to 50
Okay, CF 1b to 15
Okay, CF 6 to 50
Okay, CF 90 to 40
Okay
Look at that.
They want to tell you that this job is hard.
I don't know. You did say among us language.
I had to describe a symbol I've never seen to you before.
I had to use it now.
What's the longest language?
If you saw the symbol, how would you have described it?
I would say Eldritch language.
That's not the same thing.
That's so obvious, language!
Actually, it has some context where it's among us language, it has no context.
That's crazy!
That's not crazy! It's not crazy at all!
Oh, we're literally on power.
Oh, you're on your tower on this one? Okay.
Okay. You ready for plain code?
Yep.
I five six two eight one five six two eight one
Okay, boys, okay, we'll start with coordinates
Okay, I am on moon and
T with an extra line through the water be moon. What do we move the third one? Yes
Okay, and T with a line through it
The... one, two, three, fourth one?
Correct.
Okay.
Moon...
Hold on.
Why am I not seeing...
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
The first one is going to be flag and T.
So not moving vertically.
it's just to the right one two okay and then I'm ready for the next one and then
go back to the moon with the T yeah and then go up to which is moon and you that's
confirmed okay I have arrows like 12 o'clock but let's just call it like top
right top left all right what is the sum of the number of the airplay is it all
is it even? It's even. Okay. It's right, bottom, right, right, left. Confirmed. Um, I have a
green circle that says blue under it and it says stage zero of three. Green circle?
Yeah
Okay, and this says it says what blue?
It says blue, but then what is the letter? What's what's the letter color?
green
Okay, green circle where says blue the word color is green confirmed flap
25
Flap 25 oh shit are these my flaps?
Okay, and now okay it worked now. I have a red circle
Okay, that says blue in red font
Red circle says blue in red font flap 15
15
and now I have a green circle that says green in green font green all all green
all three green yeah flat 15 it's already on 15 that's scary I'll just
move it and move it back confirmed I got the I got the sign okay now have to
answer the call no problem tell me when it's over
Okay, the call is over.
Okay, I have two rows of eight toggle switches that say on off.
Okay, on off switches?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I have...
The three lights on the switches indicates the current stage.
Okay, I'm on stage one.
There, and then what's the lights?
One yellow light in the first position.
The color of the light may differ at each stage based on the color, find the correct
sequence from the diagram below so you're on stage one yellow light, it will be 1,6,11
will be on.
1,6,11 and on.
Okay, now I have a pink light.
Purple light on stage one.
Pink.
Stage two.
Purple.
Okay, purple.
Stage two.
Purple light.
Two, six, ten, on.
Okay, we're back on yellow.
Like when yellow, yellow, yellow stage one.
Yellow stage one, one, six, eleven, on.
Okay, and now I'm on purple.
Purple stage two.
Two, six, ten, on.
Okay, now I'm on purple stage three.
Four, twelve, sixteen, on.
Okay, that one's confirmed, let me see what else, okay I have another new one I've never
seen before.
The left is a 2 by 3 grid that has words on it.
Ah okay, it's a green square right?
Not a green square, it has a green square and it has words in it and then it's 2 by
3.
It's 2 by 3, but mine is not green.
But it has a display that says the letter U and then six buttons underneath that I that's a ready your bro. What nah, huh?
Okay, okay, I think it's a decoder in the decoder module
The goal is to press the correct button under each word display in two stages
The pilot reached the word on the screen the tower looks up the word in the decoder table and tells the pilot which button labeled to press
Okay, it says you
Is it you as letter you letter you?
Hei, Na, O, S-O-H-A.
I got Na.
Okay, now I have that.
Hei, Na, O-H-A.
I got Hei, that one solved.
We have one minute.
I have one more to solve,
but I don't know what it is.
I'm really...
Oh, Compass.
Compass is rotating clockwise.
Okay, we'll go back. I'll have to answer the call call
Downloading clockwise three two seven three
We're in look at that
Beautiful that's why you don't panic you want to know you want to know how much time we had left
38 seconds with 38 seconds left. What did you make a mistake?
So with the toggle switches, I thought we would have to like when you said two six ten for stage two
I thought we had to untoggle the ones from stage one, but you don't you just toggle the ones that are already toggled I
See keep them toggle. They should say. Oh
The five it says it's hard
Medium. Oh, no, it does say art. Oh my god 840 on Boeing 717 as antiquated technology
I'll do all the tower. Okay, see if it works if it not that I'll switch over
I think I got the right demeanor for this. Use the monitor on the right.
Oh my god, monitor access.
It shows the collision timer total mistakes remaining modules.
You must first pass the identity check to prove that you're human.
Oh, so you can see what the pilot's got going on then.
I could have pressed continue. Okay.
Info panel, activate.
Tell me when you're ready for code.
Okay, code.
499 49 okay let's do let's do decoder first okay I have a dash huh is that one
uh you mean oh huh yeah okay oh yeah not with nop oh with you 3h bro nah huh I
I got Na, now I have Hay with two Ys and an exclamation mark at the end.
Okay, yo with exclamation mark, with the question mark, go, oh.
We got go, okay, that one's solved.
Let's do coordinates next.
Hold on, something sounded broken module. You got one broken module, Ryan.
I don't know what to do about that. Let's just do coordinates first, we'll figure it out.
Okay.
I am on moon wave moon moon wave, okay, you are going to go to flag you
Oh one second
confirmed and then you're going to go to saggy tits
T line no sweat perfect description
Okay, um
Let's do, I have one that we've never done before.
It has a plane ticket at the top, and then I have a-
Okay, got it.
MCDU.
That sounds right.
Yeah, it's the flight programmer.
Pilot must check the ticket for the takeoff and landing airports and report them to the
tower.
We're going, we left New York JFK.
We're going to Hong Kong Eye.
Okay.
Then translate both airports into their ICAO codes using the refer reference list below.
The pilot must enter the route on the MCDU panel as...
Okay, so New York is KJFK.
Confirmed.
And then Hong Kong is VHHH.
That's confirmed. Okay. I have another one we've never seen before. It's a 4x4 grid of keys that are letters or numbers. Some of them have a red line underneath. Some of them have a green line underneath.
Okay, got it. Numbers and words. Numbers and letters solution. The pilot is faced with a grid of buttons containing numbers and letters but cannot determine which buttons should be active.
By following the rules written on the below the pilot reads the visible lights and buttons states to the tower the tower
Interprets these court conditions and tell the pilot exactly which bond must be turned on or off in order to solve the puzzle
If all lights are different colors disable all buttons except 18 a H
Not correct. There is one yellow button and three lights are off one yellow light and three lights are off
If one of the light is yellow enable only the letters
I've done something wrong. Okay, one second. Turn off all...
Does a green light under indicate that they're on or off or is it...
Is this... Okay, well...
Um, well, do you have all lights red?
You don't have all lights red right? Is there two green lights?
There's more than two
And then only
One of the light is yellow
One of the lights on the right side is yellow not any of the lights on the keys
Enable only the letters
I think we've exploded
We've exploded.
Alright, alright, alright. Let me try.
Alright, let's swap on that one.
At least I know what I'm looking at now.
I don't want to go through this again! We already went through this!
I can't press continue.
I know, it's like I'm yelling at the developers who presumably are watching. We already saw this. We already saw this.
You saw this.
You can't put a tutorial in the main loop, bro.
It's got to be in a conditional statement.
All right.
My code is z82899.
Z, one more time, please.
Z82899.
Micro voice logging in.
I'm ready for your modules.
Okay, let us do the Sege boobs moon coordinates.
Confirmed.
Sege boobs.
I'm starting at the flag and T line.
Okay, I know exactly the place.
You are first going to go to Sege boobs waves.
Sege boobs wave.
Okay.
And then you are going to go to you and it's just the cock and balls.
You're going to go to cock and balls you.
Okay, I don't know which one is cock and balls. It's two things on the bottom with a lot of joystick perfect
Okay, got it and then we're gonna go with the tickets
Confirm we have left Toronto and going to Vancouver. Okay, Toronto is C. Y. Y. Z. Vancouver C. Y. V. R
Okay, wait, wait, hold on C
Do I see why why Z correct and Vancouver is see Y. V. R
C, Y, V, R. Okay, confirmed. And now, next, we're going to do, let's do the lights.
Can you be more specific? That's the on-off switch.
Okay, on-off switch is perfect. Everything is off. Everything is red lights.
And then I have one yellow light blinking on top.
everything is red lights everything is red
it's a top right top very top row there are three lights
and one is yellow all the switch lights are red
okay if all lights are red
disable all buttons
except 5, 6,
F G
How do I know which one is F?
I have one two three four five six seven eight
Okay, we're gonna have two rows of eight on okay, so okay that is like you said it's on off switches
Okay, you have okay that what do you have on the?
There are three lights on the switches to indicate the current stage you have yellow yellow light
yeah hit one six eleven one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven
okay second stage what's the color of the light yellow four seven fourteen two
three four four seven seven five six seven and fourteen nine ten eleven twelve
thirteen fourteen yellow please be careful with this one five eight and
fourteen will be off five one two three four five off off is red right so I
touch it and then next 5 8 8 6 7 8 ok and 14 9 10 11 12 13 14 got it huge ok
and then the last one is going to be plain and there are four arches and
and they're moving circles, there are greens and blues.
And I can aim the plane.
Oh, okay, it's wave radar.
All right.
How many red and blue balls are there?
I see, well, hold on, I'm counting.
One, two, three, four.
I see so far, so far I see four.
One two three four five five total of five blue balls green balls one two three
Oh my god, they're they're all moving so I can't
One okay wait wait there were five blue balls. Yeah, how many green balls? I?
think four I
I believe four. Hit the first green ball with your airplane.
Hit the first green ball, okay.
Like the one that's closest to me.
I guess the first one that appears on the radar. Okay, okay.
I'm waiting for a green ball.
Okay, green ball. Oh, is this air? That sounds bad, okay.
Okay
Which color do you need to have them rotate the laser until they're dotted lines with it once they shoot the correct color the next arc on mocks
Okay
Each contains other colored dots
One like that
Is there are there any red balls?
No red balls. Is there a blue ball?
There are blue balls. Is there one blue ball?
There are
Many blue balls like five
Are there green balls?
There are green balls. There are four green balls.
Hit the empty space.
Hit empty space?
What?
Is there a button you can press to hit it?
Oh, there?
I think that...
This is only in the very bottom circle now. The very bottom semi-circle.
Yeah? What's going on in there?
Um, there is only blue circle.
One blue ball?
Yeah.
Any white ball?
Oh, there are two blue balls. Only two blue balls.
That's it. Take the empty space.
Okay.
Like a second arch?
Okay, yep.
Is there a red ball?
There's no red ball.
Is there a blue ball and a white ball?
yes
then that's it
that's what it
are there any other balls there's one green one blue one white okay hit the empty space
okay
next
um... what do you see in the sun?
green, blue, blue
hit the empty space
what do you see in the top arc?
uh... to green
hit the first screen
okay
huge
got it
um...
isn't that it?
maybe uh... let me log in maybe i can see what you're missing here
I don't see any.
OK, you got a minute.
Oh, it's the words.
It's the words.
Words.
OK, confirmed?
Bro.
Downloading instructions.
Downloading instructions for words.
OK, I have it.
It says bro.
Yeah.
Yo, two O's with an exclamation mark.
Huh, with a question mark.
Go, uh, with three H's.
O with two H's.
Ma.
Oh, I got it wrong.
We've exploded.
You said, oh, with the three H's?
I don't know because now I'm looking at the front page of the newspaper.
He said two H's, not three H's.
I thought he said three H's.
I don't know what I said to be honest.
747 is a great time for something to happen on an airplane though.
The arc is tough.
I can apply that.
Yeah, yeah, the arc is tough but now I understand.
I understand what we're looking for in the arc. It's it's pretty. Oh, no, it's this. Oh, you haven't seen the arc on your side
So you don't now that you know what it looks like, you know what you're trying to do
But I've never seen it before because I've never been like I've been I've said they've seen the arc before
Well, I don't know most of the things how it looks like but I got it done or
92778
I got a voice. I'm in.
All right. We're going to do 3 by 3 symbols.
Confirmed.
1, 8, 6, 5.
Okay. 1. Target symbol, like bull's eye.
Square with an X in the middle. Question mark.
Okay, got it.
What's the next month? 8.
Square with nothing inside. Omega heart.
Okay, hold on. Got it.
Six.
Filled in circle, square with rounded edges, Japanese yen.
OK, five.
Circle with diagonal pips coming off of it, magnifying glass,
angular E.
OK, got angular E.
Huge.
On-off switches, yellow light.
OK, confirmed.
One, six, 11.
One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, 10, 11.
A yellow light.
Four, seven, 14.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Four, seven, 11.
Well, what?
14, 14.
14.
Eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.
Purple.
4 but it's already off should be on 12 on hold on one two three eight nine ten
eleven twelve on 16 on okay got it next airplane balance CF 18 highlight of red
Confirmed. Okay, CF 18. Could it be CF 1B?
Yes. Okay, CF 5.6 goes to 65.
Yep. CF 1B to 50.
Okay. CF 6 to 10.
Okay. And CF 90 to 65.
Okay. Would it be 18 because everything is a
two-digit number anyway? I'm just reading my instructions. Tickets.
tickets okay what do we got what are our airports here uh Zurich and Washington DC I think because
it says Washington D confirmed Zurich LSZH okay Washington D K I AD K I AD AD okay next
We're going to do, okay, arch, arch, arch.
Okay.
First arch, I see one green, one blue.
One green.
Oh no, I see one blue, two green.
One blue with two green.
Hit the first green ball.
Hit the first green, okay.
Hold on.
Okay, second arch, I see one blue, one white.
But hold on, let me just confirm if it's
only one balls
yeah i believe it's one blue one whites
hit the empty space
okay second
art
third are two blue one
or third two blue one red
two blue and one red
hit the empty space
oh air
let's start with bottom again
first screen right
bottom arc and then
the second arch was
empty
and then third
one blue one red
there okay you know what hit the red ball
oh it's too blue
it's too blue one red
still hit the red ball
last one one red one green
any white balls?
no white balls one red one green
hit the red ball
Okay. Got it. Okay.
Isn't that it? What, what, what, what, what else?
Check the ceiling.
Your one module, four minutes.
Why?
Could there be a picture? Oh, the words. Okay. All with 3H.
Okay, give me one moment, please. All with 3H. Okay. First,
O with 3H.
Calm.
Bro.
Got it.
And then what?
W-H-A-T.
No question mark?
No question mark.
W-A-T.
Yo.
Oh, damn, we run this town.
Yaaah!
Pause for one second.
I'm just going to use the bathroom.
OK, OK.
Oh my gosh.
I had more than three minutes left.
How far does it go? 20? 20 stages? That's pretty easy. I think I can do it like easily now.
Watching this while practicing trumpet sounds like nonsense in the background.
Yeah, but nonsense that sounds professional. Professional nonsense, may I add?
it seems like it might get intense um maybe but I think we have been married
for 12 years now actually our anniversary is coming up May 22nd and it
will be officially 12 years. 12 years married, 14 years together, which is quite a lot honestly.
It's almost, I wouldn't say half of my age, but it's pretty close, 14 years together,
34 years old
I've returned. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello
Are you nervous this medium I just said this was the I don't know what
This one we're on a damn train
Is that what it is that like
Turns is I have no idea to be honest
I'll be the I'll be tower. Why not
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh shit what the hell is that?
There's a C.S. too!
Listen, wait, wait, wait, whenever he points his weapon at you, you must stop solving modules
immediately.
Oh shit.
Listen closely for the sound of a gun cocking.
Okay, okay.
Alright.
It's like red light, green light.
I have my plain code for you.
Okay.
M 9 8 6 6 9
Okay, got it. Logging in.
Okay, let's start with on-off switches.
Okay, on-off switches.
I have one blue light.
One blue light. 2 7 12 on.
Second light is blue.
One, eight, fifteen, on.
Final light is purple.
Four, twelve, sixteen, on.
That one is solved.
Okay.
Let's do engine balance.
Okay, got it.
I'm on CF-56.
All right, CF 56.
I can't solve for a second.
Okay, just let me know.
I'm going to do info panel right now.
Good idea.
Okay, I'm good again.
CF 56.
Hold on, hold on, opening.
40.
CF 18.
80.
CF 6.
30.
Confirmed.
CF-90, 65.
That one is solved.
OK.
I guess I got more ceiling modules than I'm.
Can you see how many modules I have left?
You have four.
OK.
Compass is rotating.
You have two left.
OK, I know them then.
Compass is rotating counterclockwise.
Compass.
Counterclockwise, 365-9.
six five nine. Okay the last one once we're ready is called match. Okay match. Okay got
it. Okay he's pointing his gun at me I have to wait. Okay. The goal is to repair the aircraft
engine by replacing the missing parts into the correct slots, the pilot reports the current
altitude to the tower. The tower checks the first diagram of the altitude to determine
the correct part of combination. Okay, our altitude is 5057. Altitude is greater than
3000 which becomes a1 bc d1 e1 f okay I've done a1 bc d1 confirmed e1 confirmed f error
Oh, maybe the altitude change while I was doing it. I don't know. I'm still at 505 7
Oh, maybe the graph is meant to be the other way that it just this is greater. Okay, sorry. Sorry try a
I'm perfect B. Got it C1
Got it D
Got it E
Got it F1
I guess I just land and then the police arrest him without incident.
Why is that the record is zero star?
He's still coughing in my ear, bro.
He's sick, he should have lived, at least he's masked up.
I don't understand why our record, maybe you needed to give him a kiss or something.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe I could have disarmed him.
I don't know why our star was so bad.
The aircraft is under heavy stress coordinates carefully.
A coordinate carefully or the situation may spiral out of control.
Yeah, yeah, airplanes only do this when they're really stressed.
It's W65922.
Micro voice, ready when you are.
Alright, let's do words.
Okay.
Nope with NOP.
No, what no question mark.
No, no question mark.
What? No question mark.
Calm up.
Hmm, two M's.
Okay, bro.
Yo, with two O's and an exclamation mark.
Huh, with a question mark.
Go, uh, with three A's.
Okay, got it, go.
Okay, done, done, done.
Let's do saggy boobs.
Saggy boobs confirmed.
Starting at the joystick and letter N.
joystick N.
You're starting at joystick in the letter N. Okay. You're going to go to moon waves.
Moon waves.
And then you're going to go saggy boobs you.
Saggy boobs you. Got it. And then we're going to do on off switch.
Okay on off switch.
First light is yellow.
Yellow light is one six eleven one six eleven
purple
two
to six
Ten oh, yeah, ten
Purple four four twelve
Well.
16.
Okay, got it.
And then arch.
Okay, I'm locking in.
First arch is one white, one green.
One white and one green, that's all?
Yeah.
Empty space.
Okay.
Second arch, two green.
First green.
Okay, third arch, one white, one blue.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
One white, one blue, one red.
Hit the empty space.
Last arch, one red, one white.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Empty space.
Got it.
Answering the phone?
What am I missing?
What the hell is that?
What was that? I got a target?
Okay.
Y axis and X axis?
Yep. Confirmed. Let me read this.
Wheel solution. One of the four different colored screens you see below represents the color on the pilot screen. What color is it?
Blue. Blue circle. In the very middle.
Okay.
Bullseye.
then describe the position of the lines relative to the axis on the pilot based
on that color you must rotate the lines to find their correct positions so you
will be able to rotate three lines I only have one right one line is it close
like it's next to the circle sure what the fuck okay okay I don't think I can
rotate the lines I think I can only change the color of this bullseye okay
I don't know what's happening, I don't know what's happening, I don't know what's happening.
So you are looking at a dartboard essentially.
The blue is the bullseye.
The yellow circle just outside of that, in the bottom right angle there should be a line.
No the white line is going to 12 o'clock.
It needs to go from 12 o'clock to about 4 o'clock.
Okay, how do I change that?
I think you might be on your own
The pilot must rotate the lines to find their correct position. I don't know. I don't know what I did
But the down the circle is yellow
Is the first line closest to the bullseye in the four o'clock position?
Oh my god, okay, where hold on oh
Oh, oh where hold on
I can change the line with the scroll wheel. Okay
What do you want me to do? It's yellow circle now. Okay, we got plenty of time for two more modules
It's a yellow circle now. Yeah, okay
The I want the white line closest to the yellow circle
To the de-rolls to the yellow circle. I don't know what's the position of your line right now. Where's your line?
My line all my three lines are pointing 12 o'clock. Okay, I don't know how to switch the line so mouse
Oh, oh
I think it's going to blow up. It will rotate whatever one I'm imagining that your mouse is over
No, it did not it only rotated
It only rotated the outer line. Maybe it's got a lot of control. Maybe it's got to go outer to enter
Maybe yeah, maybe outer first and then enter
You could try you could try oh, okay, okay
control that day was very confusing oh shit we got some new stuff plane code D
62475 62475 475 and then let's go to decoder the words yeah the word in my
in my display is up. Okay yeah what? What with no exclamation mark? Yeah. Okay next
one is NOP. No what? What with no question mark? No question mark. Okay that's solved.
Next, let's do on-off switches. I have a purple light. Okay. 3, 8, 13. I have a blue light in
position 2. 1, 8, 15. I have a purple light in position 3. 4, 12, 16. Okay, we're
good. I have a, I believe it's called Simon. I have five color buttons.
Oh, pilot says pilot says, okay.
If from the pilot, there is a panel with five color circles, one of these lights
will start blinking based on which light is blinking and what it whether you made
a mistake while solving any previous problem, you must check the table below
to tell the pilot which color to press before you begin. The pilot must check
whether the aircraft code contains a vowel or not.
Okay, no vowel, no mistakes, and we're blinking green.
If there's not a vowel in the plain code and no mistake and you're blinking what?
Green.
It's green light.
Green green.
Green green yellow.
Green green blue.
I've solved it. Okay. Okay. Answering the call. After that we have match. Okay, okay. Got you,
got you altitude is five thousand eight hundred ninety six okay a b c1 d e f1
Where in um I have a radar the wave radar
okay my first arc has two greens and nothing I don't know which one is the
first one bottom up if there's exactly one red ball and the light ball I have
I have two greens and nothing else.
You got two greens.
At least two green balls hit the first green ball.
Okay, on the next one, that one was good.
I have one red, one white.
One...
Is there any blue?
None blue.
Okay, hit the empty space.
Next one, I have three red.
I believe...
Hit the empty space.
Next one, two green, one white.
Empty space.
Are you sure if there's at least two green oh?
If there's at least two green ball hit the first green ball, okay, that one's good um, I need to find our
Our last one
It might be the wheel puzzle
Next to our compass or altitude air pressure air pressure air pressure top I have two numbers
one six okay if the numbers are different and includes eight or one set the arrow to
the sum of these two numbers okay I've set it to seven on the bottom I have two numbers
a zero and a four. Um if the some of the numbers are even set the arrow to two. We're in. Holy cow.
Let's go. Where did you give us some stars? I mean that was a great two stars. Holy cow. I thought
we were a little bit better than two stars on that one personally but I don't know how you got three.
That's as clean as a can be that was that was freaking clean. How many levels are really 20 levels of this means we're gonna dominate this I
Think this is I think I think I'm gonna have a CS 2 guy on me too. Oh
I'll try pilot. Okay. You gotta be careful on that. Okay. Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's looking at me.
Um, playing code is S75239.
Dr. Boyce, I'm in.
Okay, I have a red bright circle.
Stage zero out of three. The word says green. The color of the letter is green.
Flaps at 15.
How do I flap?
It's the thing just down into your right where you would like put a drink in the car.
You're going to move that to 15.
Wait, hold on.
Okay, how do I move this thing?
That one is an error. That's two errors.
Okay, I got 15.
What happened?
I don't know.
I pressed 15.
I mean, what happened to the screen?
What happened to the screen?
A blue circle, the word says blue and the letter is blue.
Flaps on 25, please.
Flaps on 25.
Okay.
And now it's green circle, the word is green, but the letter is blue.
Flap on.
No.
Okay, you got it.
Green circle, word says green, but the text is blue.
Yeah.
on one. I got it, Don. Hold on, I'm so scared. How do you do it with a guy like that? Simon
says, hold on. I can't do anything. Okay, we'll wait on this one. I got it open. Can
I not move? You can move, you just can't solve. You can't work on the puzzle. Okay,
Okay, so how is this?
Is there a vowel in the plain code?
No.
Okay, and we've made two mistakes.
Okay, what button is blinking?
Wait, what's blinking and now it's not blinking anymore?
Exit and go back into it.
Blinking red, light?
Press yellow.
Okay.
Red, blue?
Yellow, purple.
Red, blue, yellow.
Yellow, purple, red.
Red, blue, yellow, blue.
Yellow, purple, red, purple.
Okay, got it.
I'm not sure that's all we need to do.
In the next one, we're going to do the arrows.
Hold on.
Good friends.
Okay. I'm ready for arrows.
Okay. Arrows.
If this is the sum of numbers in the plain code, odd or even?
Let me see.
This gives us 17 plus nine, so 26.
26 even.
Okay. Left.
Yeah. Right. Yeah. Left. Yeah. Pop right.
Okay. Got it. And then we can do Segi boobs. Segi boobs confirmed. We have two
modules. We're starting at moon and a T with the line. Moon. We're gonna call
that minus plus. I can do anything I have the gun. Confirm, clear comms. This one's very
easy. Well, I know he's not clicking. Does he have the gun raised to his eye? Okay, it's
all good now. Okay, you're gonna go flag minus plus. Flag and what? Plus minus. Okay. And
And then you're going to go moon, you moon, you okay, got it.
Was there anything else?
There's one more somewhere.
Plenty of time though.
Oh, oh, airplane.
I am leaving Barcelona, EP to Washington D.
Okay.
Confirming.
Barcelona EP, L-E-B-L.
L-E-B-L.
Washington D, K-I-A-D.
We hold on.
How much time do I have?
Tons, two minutes.
Okay, okay, K.
I, A, D.
What's all you gotta do?
I'm gonna do it.
Hey, what was that one like after the thing?
Hey, nothing but a two-star.
Two stars?
I made two mistakes?
The flaps, you got two mistakes
in like one second on the flaps.
I mean, the flaps, like, I didn't realize
that I cannot, like, readjust.
Like, I had to, wow, it's like a chess.
I had to hold on to the flaps while I was moving it.
Because if I let go, then it counted as like the input.
That's why I got like two errors.
What is this?
Not every threat comes from the aircraft itself.
Stay focused and remain cautious.
Where is the address?
Am I going to poop my pants?
It sounds like I'm going to poop my pants.
Well, I've got to be taller.
I've got to be taller.
What didn't give us anything do you have the counter strike? No, no counter strike. Oh,
yep. I do have counter strike. Never mind. Okay. S 97417. Got it. Let's start with decoder,
word puzzle. Okay. I have an N-A-H-N-A-H. What? With W-A-T? Okay, next one is yes. Yes. Exit.
Hey. Press. Okay, we're good. I can't solve for one second. Next one will be the circle.
circle. What circle? There are many circles. It's a red circle that says green. Ah, the
flaps? Yeah. Red circle that says green in red text. Red circle that says green in...
text. Red text. Flap 20.
Okay, we have a blue circle that says red in red font. Flap 15. We have a red
circle that says red in green text.
Flop one.
We're good.
Let me get compass.
The compass is rotating clockwise.
Okay.
8, 8, 5, 7.
Easy mode.
I have engine balance.
Okay.
Red light is CF 5, 6.
Okay, CF 5, 6, to 65.
I'll hold on 65. He's got a gun in my head. Okay
Still holding holding okay, I will I'm moving to 65 ready for next
CF 18 is 30
confirmed
CF 6 is 10
confirmed
CF 90 is 80
I have the RPM and power okay we'll hold our answer and call no problem
what the fuck is that all right RPM and power yeah all right follow the four
steps in sequence. Okay, the first digit of the RPM number indicates the stage to which
the value should be set. Okay, first stage is done. The last digit of the power number
should be the set to the corresponding stage. I'm on three, but I can't do anything yet
because it's got the gun in my head. Okay, if the sum of the RPM number is less than
the sum of the power number, the value should be set to the second stage. If it's greater,
it should set to the number from the previous stage. I'm ready for stage 4 now. If the sum
of the power number is less than the sum of the RPM number, the knob should be set to
the number brought in the first stage. Okay, go next. If it's greater, it's less. Power
Where is less?
Lesson.
Um...
What you say is less?
The sum of the power digits is less.
Then the knob should be set to the number brought in the first stage.
Okay.
The puzzle has been reset to stage one.
The first digit of the RPM number indicates the stage to which the value should be set.
Okay, we're on number four. Stage four. Stage four. If the sum of the power number is less than the sum of the RPM number, the knob should be set. It's not, so don't worry about that one. We'll just go next.
If it is greater, it should be set to the number six. Number six. Okay, we're in. And last one we've never seen before.
I have eight buttons that are connected by lines. It almost looks like a maze or a microchip.
What the heck? It's not numbers and words?
We've never had this one before. It looks like a map.
A path puzzle.
That sounds right.
Okay, we'll hold on and answer the phone.
Perfect timing, actually. We got five minutes. We got plenty of time.
Alright.
Downloading.
Cast solution. The goal is to turn the number lit up in red to green.
To do this, you need to find out from the pilot which number is lit up in red.
and red. Based on that number, you must communicate the sequence below it to the pilot and tell
them step by step which area to turn the knob to and which bond to press.
Okay. The light is on number four. First knob off press five. Okay. It has made a
Nob on press seven. Okay. I can't press for a second. He's got the gun in my head
Just still chillin still chillin I'm gonna double check it's nob on and press seven
Yeah, nob on press seven confirming that
Next third knob off press two
confirmed fourth knob start press three confirmed fifth knob on press six confirmed
six knob on press one confirmed seventh knob off press eight we're in yeah
apparently I'm missing one oh it's a radar array wave radar okay first one one
white one red one white one red
empty okay after wait for him to not be shooting at me one second he's really
answer you on this one. Yeah.
Green mask. Okay. Empty confirming. Next one is...
Give me one second to make sure they're all on. Two greens, one white. Two greens.
Already got it. Next one is green. One green, one red, one white. One green, one
One wide one red red
I
Believe
Empty hey confirmed last one. Just give me one second
That's the ones two greens I already know that one that ones that one's automatic well, let's go
That gotta be three stars, right?
We're like breaking world record. It's like almost like three minutes. I didn't have an answer to the last
The crew was running out of options work together and keep the aircraft stable at all costs
I think they're running out of text. The description is really funny. Yeah, well, like we know the case
Exactly the same as like all the levels that we have done
Or are we running out of options all the time? I
I don't think I'll ever get a better high in a video game than when you went to the ticket puzzle and said we're going to Toronto to Vancouver and I just knew the airport codes up the top of my head. I honestly think I think I might be chasing that high the rest of my life. That felt so good.
Let me see if I have counter strike. No, no counter strike. Okay, let's do a color circle with the word blue and the text color is.
Going to need the plain code, boss.
Sorry, sorry.
F42339.
Confirmed.
And it's the circle?
Yeah.
Blue circle with text blue.
Text color is red.
Flap 30.
OK.
It's a red circle.
Word says red.
Text color is green.
It's red circle, word is green, text color is green.
Okay got it.
We are going to do ticket.
Copenhagen to Sao Paulo.
Okay. Yeah. Copenhagen is E K C H. Yeah. Sao Paulo G S B G R. Wait, is it S? Is it S?
It starts with S, S, B, G, B.
I'm going to start from the beginning.
S, B, G, R.
OK, got it.
And we're going to do words.
It's all, all with U-H, U-H.
So it's uh-uh.
Yeah.
OK.
Press W-A-T, the, calm, up, H-U-H, H-E-Y, E-H.
Okay. Oh, no, I got it wrong.
Okay.
It's H-H-U-H.
Okay, A-Y, Y-E-A-H, W-A-H.
Y-E, wait, what, what?
Okay.
Y-E-A-H.
Yes.
Next.
What, W-H-A-T?
Okay, got it.
Okay.
Goal, G-O.
Press, fifth, the, okay, A-Y.
What, with a question mark?
Bro, calm, up, no, with an exclamation mark.
Exit, hay with two Ys and an exclamation mark.
The letter U, U-H-H-H-O-H-H, ha, with no question mark, H-U-H?
Yes.
Okay, got it.
We're going to do arch, let's do arch.
Come on.
First arch, two green.
Shoot the first green.
Second arch, one green, one blue.
Hit the empty space.
Next one, wait, hold on.
One...
One red, one green, one blue.
Get the empty space.
Is there a white in there?
Oh, no white.
First green, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on the third.
Arch. One red, one green, one blue. Oh, hit the red ball. That's my best. Okay, the next one is one blue, two green. Okay, just wait, just wait. Okay, got it.
Uh, we can do, uh, first half, second half, numbers.
Right, air pressure?
I think so. First half is five, six, one. I got three digits.
Three numbers.
Five, six, one.
Set the arrow to three.
Wait, how can I not, how do I set it? Three?
Oh, okay, three.
Bottom half?
2-0.
Okay.
Is that the arrow to 2?
Okay. Then the next one.
One more. Last one.
It's letters and numbers.
Okay.
I forgot what you want.
Yeah, information.
Are the lights all different colors?
I got... when you say by the lights, is it the four...
Are they all red?
No, they're red and green.
Okay.
How many green?
Wait, do you have a code? Do you have like a... I don't know, okay.
I got eight green.
there are two green lights is there one yellow no yellow how many lights are on
on the right side four red or red
Disable all buttons except one five six H one five six eight
Oh, we're dead. I think I've been dead.
What do we disable? Isn't it like the
That's like the only one we haven't mastered.
I don't get it if I disable it. Is it to turn it to red?
I think red would be off, yeah.
Did I... I only had 20 seconds left, so I think I'm out of...
Oh yeah, I was in tight.
I messed it up, I'm not sure.
Okay, okay. I'll be tower.
Okay, I'll be pilot.
All right, code please.
B, 12369.
Easiest code of all time.
Holy cow.
Yeah.
Let's start with the circle with the color.
Okay.
It's a blue circle that says red in red text.
Okay, flap 15.
It's a red circle that says blue in blue text.
30 it's a red circle that says red in green text
flat one
Easiest solution of all time. Okay. We're on saggy titties. I'm on moon plus minus
Okay, we'll hold on looking for saggy titties
Okay, you are at moon
And plus minus
Moon and plus minus
Okay, you are going to flag
plus minus
i know this one
and then moon
you
confirmed okay i have pilot says next
okay we have zero mistakes
and no vowel
it's blinking pink
red light
pink red
Red green.
Pink red green.
Red green green.
Confirming green is green?
Yes.
Okay.
Pink red green red.
Can you say purple because it's confusing me?
Purple red green red.
Red, green, green, green.
That's insane.
Okay.
Symbol panel.
It's a three by three grid of symbols where I give you a number.
Okay, code.
2744.
So, two.
Two is a right arrow filled in.
smiley face, right angle triangle. Seven is circle with four small circles, or flagpole.
So, okay, circle with four small circles, like in the corners?
Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we got that. Four?
Four is an empty circle with the plus inside. Okay, that one's close, guys. We're on next.
I got to call.
Okay, call is done.
Ticket and I just need Copenhagen airport code.
Copenhagen airport is E-K-C-H.
Okay, I have the decoder, the word puzzle.
Yep. My word is hey, H-E-Y.
Hey with Y exclamation mark.
Okay. One Y or two Y? Two Y.
Okay, next one is O-O-H-H.
O-H-H is, wait, hold on.
It's two H or a three H? Two H.
2h, okay. It's hey with 2y Exclusion mark
Okay, okay, ay
Oh, huh
Whom with the question mark?
1m
Yeah, 1m. I mean that was the easiest puzzle of all time. What?
That's crazy that's that's insane. That's crazy
But this is the difficulties easy.
Oh be be aware power instability has been detected on board.
Be prepared for things to go wrong during the flight.
But everything is going wrong.
I think it's going right on it.
I've been on flights that are worse than this.
That's not true.
What the hell is this?
Total power failure.
failure oh I see I have to do the CPR yeah it's crazy they have to do that like
every flight and two three five three one and two three five three one okay and
And then we're going to do balance first.
Comprompt.
CF 18.
It's going to be 65.
CF 5, 6.
65.
Next is 80.
80.
Next is 40.
40.
Next is 65.
60, well, we could have 65.
Got it.
Next is going to be the what's it called it like a 1 b 1 c 1 d 1 thing
fill in the
The the end is what was the altitude thing? I?
Need more and I need more help
What do you mean you need more help I don't know what that is
The altitude is greater than 3000 or not. Oh, it's match. Okay the picture
The altitude is four thousand seven to sixty six. Okay ready?
Yeah, hey
B. Yeah. Yeah. C1.
Okay. D. Okay.
E. Yeah. F1.
Okay. Got it.
Then we're going for three by three symbols.
My number is 6524.
Confirmed. Okay.
Six, filled in circle, weird circle that's not filled in.
Japanese yen.
OK, Japanese yen.
All right, five.
Circle with diagonal lines coming off of it, magnifying glass.
Is the diagonal lines not inside of the circle?
They're on the outside.
Only the outside.
OK, got it, two.
Arrow to the right, filled in.
Happy face triangle downwards right angle triangle pointing to the south. Okay four
crosshair uh crosshair with the circle with the plus circle with plus yeah okay got it
uh we're doing the um that that we have not done before we'll pause okay confirmed i'm just
just talking on the phone really quick. Okay. Maze. Alright. What number is lit up in red?
One. Nob to start press four. Nob to start press four. Okay. Nob off press five. Okay.
Start 7.
On 6.
Start 3.
Off 2.
Start 8.
Got it.
I didn't have to do CPR of the airplane.
We're too fast.
We're too fast we didn't even lose power.
Well, I think now you have to do that.
Critical systems are becoming unreliable, stay calm, and resolve every issue as fast
as possible.
Dude!
These descriptions are literally descriptions of literally every single level that we have
played.
You should literally have to play this with randoms.
It's cheating to play this with someone you communicate with every day.
I don't know you just say among us language in that kind of
Okay, listen that makes sense though
That make that did not make it if you've seen that symbol you you would know
It is not among us language though as a language that the among us will speak that is nonsense. Hello
The code is s 8 2 9 9 3
Let's go balance, and the red light is CF6 to 80, CF18 to 65, CF90 to 65.
Let's do a blue circle that says blue in blue text.
Everything blue?
Flap 25.
It's a red circle that says blue in blue text.
Flap 30.
It's a green circle that says blue in red text.
Flap 20.
Okay, um, next we'll do the wave radar, okay, I have a green and a red, um, do you have
any white balls, no, um, then empty, okay, I have one white ball, I didn't realize, well,
but like it's it's permanently glowing like I have okay so I guess I got one blue and one white
no one green one red and I guess one white
one red one white one red one white one green and the empty didn't work yeah
Yeah.
What, what, I'm confused.
Was one red ball no white ball, hit red ball?
I have a white ball.
And then, what blue ball?
Maybe I don't, maybe I don't get a camera live.
Okay, the answer there was shoot red.
Okay.
I have green, green, blue.
You got two green.
Sure, I'll shoot the first green.
Oh yeah.
Okay, I'll wait for that.
I'll wait for it to come back around.
I have white, red, white.
red white to white one red um I think it's empty and then I have one red one
green two red one green two red one green I think that is empty okay no
No problem.
That happened to me on the first one there.
I don't know what happened.
Okay, ready?
Yeah, let's do word puzzle.
Word.
Calm.
Downloading.
Press.
What is W-A-T?
Duh.
Calm.
Up.
H-U-H.
What is W-A-T? Duh. Calm. Up. H-U-H.
The next is bro.
Yo with exclamation mark. Huh? With H-U-H question mark. Go.
All with 3-H, all with 2-H, nah!
Okay, W-A-T, hum with 2-M, yup, nup, no exclamation mark.
Yes, calm, bro.
Okay, we got it on calm.
Okay.
Compass is rotating clockwise.
Clockwise Compass 5752.
We have arrows.
Okay.
If the sub of the number even or odd.
In the plain code?
Yeah.
Um, it's 10 plus, it's odd.
Odd is top left, top right.
Top left, bottom left.
I have one more that I have to find.
Oh, it's our cursed one.
A 4x4 grid with letters and numbers.
Okay.
I have four blue lights lit up on the right side.
On the grid, I have seven greens and nine reds.
All the lights are blue.
Disable all buttons except two, three, five, A.
Two, three, five, A.
Okay.
Yes, it worked.
Yay!
Apparently, I have one more somewhere.
Oh, I have the maze one that we only recently saw
with the button of the switch in a position
and then click on it.
Got it, got it.
of four. First knob off press five. Second knob on press seven. Third knob off press two.
5th knob, start, press 3, 5th knob, on, press 6, 6th knob, on, press 1, 7th knob, off, press
8, oh I have one more, I have ticket, okay, it's Rome F to Berlin B, looking for,
Rome F
L I are F
front and
Then where is it to Berlin B?
Berlin looking for Berlin
Be e d d be
We run this town we cow
You know what's taking me out is all the Americans in chat going that airport codes are three letters
They're only three letters if you're flying domestic within America if you're flying in the rest of the world
And we have to confirm to your fucked up rules conform to your fucked up rules
We have to add a country code to the start of it motherfucker
That's why when we're flying from Toronto, Vancouver. It's why why is either why why VR?
But if we fly a day on an American airline, see why why is he to see why VR just so you don't accidentally go to the wrong
long YVR, bro, because it's probably some Ontario, California, motherfucking airport.
Some deal with the six acres of crops and a damn landing strip, doing some barnstorming.
Do we even read the information?
Control of the flight is no longer guaranteed.
Handle the situation carefully before it escalates.
No, it was.
Alright, let's go.
This is audible.
Oh my god.
I am the hijacker.
I got weird eyes.
You're the hijacker.
I'm the counter.
Counter strike.
Damn, but you gotta use the mask otherwise they'll know who you are somehow.
What the hell?
I guess they're watching the dash cam or something.
Wait, but why?
I'm the hijacker too.
That seems a little crazy
Okay, let's do on off switch
First light. I need the I need the playing code boss. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. It is a
Z
96
5 6 4
Hacker voice. I'm in
Okay on off switch yellow light
On off switch yellow light confirms it's gonna be one six eleven
One, six, eleven, yellow light, four, seven, fourteen, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,
purple light, four, twelve, is it still on?
Yes. Four. Okay. Four. 12. 16. Okay, got it. We're going to do half number. I think it's
Altitude or something half number
What was it first half or top half? Okay? Yeah?
Okay for
Top half is 2 4. Yeah
Set the arrow to 5 okay bottom half 6 4
Set the arrow to 2
Okay, got it.
We're going to do arrows.
Confirmed.
Please sum the plane code.
And tell me if it's even or not.
Even.
Okay.
It'll be up.
Yeah.
Down to the right.
Yeah.
Up.
Okay.
And up to the left.
Okay, got it. Next, tickets. Istanbul to Auckland.
Long-ass flight. Istanbul, L-T-F-M, F-M.
M Z a a
Okay, got it
We're gonna do RPM and power
12 RPM
Set the button to one
and press approve
Okay power is 48 set it to eight and press approve
okay what's the sum of the rpm three and the sum of the power 12 the value
should be set to 2 okay my bad it should be what they start with the one
approved although shaking it's shaking it's shaking it's shaking okay start
with one? One approve. Eight approve. Eight approve. Okay. And then the sum of power is
greater than the sum of RPM. Is this correct? That's correct. That's correct. Number six
and approve please. Okay. It's so easy. We hijacked the airplane now. I mean it's literally
not a debuff at all you just like it's slightly I was wearing the mask it like
very very slightly obscures your field of view yeah I agree the atmosphere
inside the aircraft has been dangerous when was it not one distract one
distraction could cost everything where was it not did
let's see coach please be 55456 let's begin with radar wave radar okay got it I
I have two blues and a red.
One red ball and no white ball, hit red ball.
Confirmed, waiting for it to come back around.
Okay, next I have red, red, white. Two red, one white.
Um...
I believe that's empty.
Confirmed. I have green, white. One white, one green.
One white, one green. That is empty.
Okay, I have to wait for him to not shoot.
My next one is green, white, blue. One blue, one white, one green.
One blue, one white.
Hit the empty.
Okay, that one's done.
Let's do Segi Boob's coordinates.
Okay.
I'm on joystick N.
Joystick N.
You're going to go to moon, wave.
That one's done.
And Segi Boob U.
Mission accomplished.
We're going to do word puzzle next.
Okay.
I have what with a question mark?
HAT question mark what with WAT YOP that this next is go Geo press fifth D okay
what with the question mark bro calm up no with excursion mark exit hey with
Two Y excursion mark, letter U, U-H-H-H, O-H-H, H-U-H, OK.
Let's do altitude now, or air pressure,
the number on top, number on bottom.
OK, OK, air pressure, wait, hold on.
How many numbers?
Two numbers on top, four and five.
Two numbers on top, 4 and 5.
Confirmed.
Is the sum odd?
Yes.
Set the arrow to 2.
OK, and on the bottom, I have one number, and it's a 2.
Check the plane code.
If the sum of the digits in the plane code is odd.
It is.
Set the arrow to three.
OK.
Got one solved.
Let's do three by three symbol grid next.
OK.
First number is three.
Right arrow empty.
Got it?
Two arrow going down, OK?
Next is two.
Right arrow filled in, smiley face, right angle.
We got it, next is seven.
Empty circle with four tiny circles.
Flag, music notes.
We got it, and number five?
Empty circle with diagonal lines coming outside of the circle.
Okay, we've got that, I just need to wait
so I don't get shot.
Give me just give me one sec here.
Okay.
Apparently we have another.
You got two more.
Two more.
Oh, I need to do power.
Hours back.
We have Simon, like Pilate says, with no mistakes, and no vowel.
Linking red.
No vowel blinking red is a green light.
Red green?
Green green.
Red green red?
Green green green.
Red green red purple?
Green green green red.
confirm I need to wait one second
oh and we have a star from zero because he was gonna shoot me it's blinking
blue purple light the way we hold all I said one mistake none mistakes none
mistakes okay okay purple blue green purple green
Blue, green, green, purple, green, green, purple, purple, green, green, red, that one's
salt.
Okay.
That was, that was tough.
We have RPM and power.
Okay.
Okay, going in for RPM 39 first first digit of the RPM number indicates the stage. Okay.
What's next? Last digit of the power number should be set to the corresponding stage.
Done. The sum of the RPM number is greater or less greater. It should be set to the number
from the previous stage. Confirmed. Next one. Is the sum of the power number less? Less than.
The knob should be set to the number brought in the first stage.
We run this down. Holy cow!
Now we should not have green... three stars. Not to mention we had to restart an entire puzzle
because Dan Parra has tried to shoot me just for remembering Simon.
Holy cow, I wish we could just go to 20.
I know, this is a joke.
Because it's not.
It's too easy.
It is too easy.
Well, it's just they don't expect the gamers to be married and know how to do this.
You want to do the last one or like the 15 is to the last.
Let's do 15 and then we'll call it.
All right.
Oops.
This one time limit was 15 minutes.
Okay, I got terrorist.
Let's do saggy boobs.
I will give you the code first.
It is H67795.
67.
Okay, saggy boobs first confirmed.
Ready to go.
We're doing the flag and letter U.
Okay, first you will go to joystick waves.
Okay.
Then, SEGI boobs, N.
Got it.
And we're going to do, um, let's do destination.
Okay.
Tokyo, N to Tokyo, H.
Well, that's a short flight.
R, J, A, A.
Yep.
R, J, T, T.
Got it.
And then we can do the flaps.
Hold on.
But we're looking at green circle with the text green,
and the text color is green.
Green circle text green.
Flap 15.
OK.
Now we're looking at red circle.
Word is red.
The text color is blue.
Flap 30.
And the count is throwing up behind me.
Flap 30.
Got it.
Red circle, word is green, text color is red.
Black 20.
My room smells like cat wet food.
It smells terrible.
We can do pictures.
Oh my God.
It is terrible.
Four cons.
Altitude please.
A, A, B, C, D, E, F.
Number?
Altitude please, altitude.
Altitude is five.
Okay, and no mistakes, right?
No mistakes.
Is there a vowel in the...
Oh, doesn't matter.
Okay, ready?
Yep.
A. B. C1.
Yep.
D. Yep.
E. F1.
Okay, got it.
Hold on.
Done.
Perfect timing because I got to answer the phone.
Okay, got it. Wait, hold on. Don?
For big time, because I got to answer the phone.
Cousin, eight-ass. I told you to start calling here.
All right, on off. On off, switch, yellow light.
One, six, eleven.
One, six, eleven. Yellow light.
Four, seven, fourteen.
11, 12, 13, 14, I'll get purple light.
These will be on 4, 12.
Power, power, power, power, power.
Okay, wait, hold on.
Okay, purple please.
Is it still third light? Yeah.
Okay, these will be on 4, 12, 16.
Okay, got it, okay, done.
And then next we're going to do the four lights.
I got one red, one purple, one green, one blue.
So all different colors.
Yeah.
Disable all buttons except 347H.
So 3, 4, 7, H.
OK.
Got it.
Next, we can do balance.
CF 18.
First is 15.
Yep.
80.
Yep.
Fifty.
Yep.
Fifteen.
Yep.
OK, let me search what I need to do.
Words.
Well, gone, gone, gone.
Get confirmed, decoded.
The word is T-H-A-T, that.
Hey, now.
I'll have to see.
Sure.
Is a hey with a 2y?
Explain your mark.
H-E-Y-N-A-H-O-H-H.
Hey, with H-E-Y-Y exclamation mark.
H-E-Y-Y exclamation mark, OK.
U-O's exclamation mark.
Huh, with a question mark?
Go.
Huh, with three H's?
O with two H's?
N-A-H-O-K-A-Y-W-A-T-H-M-M.
HMN
Got it
Looking for puzzles, looking for puzzles
Ah, it's a three by three numbers, I give you numbers and then you do the symbols
Confirm, no problem
Number seven
Circle with four circles on the corners, flag music note
Hold on, gone, gone
Sure, confirmed
You have six minutes, we're gonna do this
Okay, can you give me number seven again?
Circle with four circles on the corners, flag, music note.
Okay, got it, five.
Diagonal lines coming out of a circle, magnifying glass, angular E.
What is magnifying glass?
It's a circle with a dot in the middle and a little tail.
You got it, seven.
Circle with four circles, flag, and music note.
Okay, three unfilled arrow to the right double arrow going down headphones. I
Don't see that I don't see any of them but can you three again arrow to the right not filled in
Okay, got it. Okay. Look at that
And I got the cat from it right behind me stinking up the whole room. Well, I will go clean that
I think there's two, two bobbits, but I only see one on me.
I don't know where the second one was right behind me.
You did like a counter strike call.
I don't know where the other one is.
Well, I will go, I'll go hunt for that.
This was fun though.
Yeah, that was fun.
Don't panic, it's just turbulence.
I think it's a little too easy.
For beasts like us that have played so much, keep talking and nobody explodes.
Sorry, I got out.
I got out of the game.
Oh, I see.
She must be enjoying back up in the discord.
Yeah, yeah.
For beasts like us that have played so much, keep talking.
It's a little bit easier for us.
That's true.
I thought it would be harder because I thought there would be more panic.
Well, they said don't panic.
So I said let's not panic.
That's true.
I got to go pee so bad.
the raid over to you and go to the bathroom and clean up this cat vomit.
Okay, thank you! Later! Later!
And later to you as well, Chad. Later to you as well. Goodbye!