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I just find,"}, {"start": 181.68, "end": 186.8, "text": " I didn't say performative because you do get something out of it. But whenever people are like,"}, {"start": 186.8, "end": 194.56, "text": " I just feel so awesome when I drink water. I just, I don't know. I feel about the same and I've,"}, {"start": 195.52, "end": 197.92000000000002, "text": " but I mean, I guess I do drink a lot of water."}, {"start": 197.92000000000002, "end": 208.76000000000002, "text": " They also, and I don't mean to make this like a nationalist thing, because like Canada and"}, {"start": 208.76000000000002, "end": 215.44000000000003, "text": " the US are both suffering under the same schism here, but they'll literally say something like,"}, {"start": 215.44000000000003, "end": 219.28000000000003, "text": " I'm not like you, I drink a gallon a day, and I'm like, I don't know what that means, buddy."}, {"start": 219.28000000000003, "end": 224.28000000000003, "text": " What the fuck is it? I might drink a gallon of water a day, I have no idea."}, {"start": 227.92000000000002, "end": 239.92000000000002, "text": " That's four quarts, wait once, okay, a quart is 750 milliliters."}, {"start": 239.92000000000002, "end": 247.72000000000003, "text": " Well, it's not just you, it's not just you who said I feel so much better, but I do need"}, {"start": 247.72000000000003, "end": 256.04, "text": " to say that it's, I have to approach it from the perspective of, you know, I've been on"}, {"start": 256.04, "end": 261.24, "text": " this earth for like 37 years. So if you're like 22 and you grew up in like a gummo situation"}, {"start": 261.24, "end": 266.88, "text": " with spaghetti in the bathtub where like you weren't given water, then maybe you do feel"}, {"start": 266.88, "end": 271.84000000000003, "text": " bad and not realize it and then drinking like eight glasses of water a day brought you back"}, {"start": 271.84000000000003, "end": 280.40000000000003, "text": " to baseline and that's turned you into an evangelist. That could be the case. And I had"}, {"start": 280.40000000000003, "end": 287.3, "text": " that realization in 2003 or whatever when I was 14 and I stopped drinking you know"}, {"start": 287.3, "end": 294.14000000000004, "text": " McCain orange juice from concentrate at every single meal and then started to"}, {"start": 294.14000000000004, "end": 297.14000000000004, "text": " drink while I went to nest tea first because I heard tea was good for me and"}, {"start": 297.14000000000004, "end": 300.58000000000004, "text": " then I went to water at that point"}, {"start": 300.58, "end": 314.38, "text": " So maybe they're just having the realization that everybody has at some point in their life,"}, {"start": 314.38, "end": 317.9, "text": " but they're having it 20 years after me because they're 20 years younger than me, which would"}, {"start": 317.9, "end": 319.29999999999995, "text": " be very human."}, {"start": 319.29999999999995, "end": 321.9, "text": " It would be inhuman to be upset about that."}, {"start": 321.9, "end": 324.94, "text": " Nothing human is alien to me."}, {"start": 324.94, "end": 337.26, "text": " Woody Harrelson, Triangle of Sadness."}, {"start": 337.26, "end": 338.26, "text": " True."}, {"start": 338.26, "end": 340.7, "text": " Nick, have you seen House?"}, {"start": 340.7, "end": 345.1, "text": " The Japanese horror comedy from 1977?"}, {"start": 345.1, "end": 346.1, "text": " Hell of a movie."}, {"start": 346.1, "end": 350.7, "text": " I don't think I've ever seen a movie like House before."}, {"start": 350.7, "end": 357.02, "text": " No, and my girlfriend always gets on my ass for not watching it."}, {"start": 357.02, "end": 363.46, "text": " It is like 83 minutes long, which is, I mean, I mean that in a very positive way."}, {"start": 363.46, "end": 364.78, "text": " It's definitely Kino too."}, {"start": 364.78, "end": 365.78, "text": " Let me put it this way."}, {"start": 365.78, "end": 379.5, "text": " You will not watch it and be like, hmm, I don't have strong opinions about that."}, {"start": 379.5, "end": 383.08, "text": " Holcomb have you noticed this Nick do you get the same thing where would you"}, {"start": 383.08, "end": 386.76, "text": " mention like a seminal film from like 50 years ago people are like that's"}, {"start": 386.76, "end": 390.36, "text": " nothing have you seen a movie that's a three and a half out of five that came"}, {"start": 390.36, "end": 396.68, "text": " out last week what are we talking about here I'm not so I'm not nothing against"}, {"start": 396.68, "end": 402.48, "text": " Holcomb but like this you know it's not really an apples to apples comparison"}, {"start": 403.48, "end": 408.92, "text": " why do people get so mad at you when you rate a movie below two stars it's just"}, {"start": 408.92, "end": 411.56, "text": " because Clock Watchers has Parker Posey in it."}, {"start": 415.28000000000003, "end": 420.12, "text": " A lot of the people who really like Clock Watchers"}, {"start": 420.12, "end": 421.8, "text": " have not seen it, but they know that they would like it"}, {"start": 421.8, "end": 423.76, "text": " because it has Tony Colette and Parker Posey in it,"}, {"start": 423.76, "end": 425.42, "text": " which is fine."}, {"start": 425.42, "end": 429.0, "text": " I like Parker Posey too, the busy bee and so on and so forth."}, {"start": 430.08000000000004, "end": 432.54, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I kind of like that."}, {"start": 432.54, "end": 434.04, "text": " Parker writing the Posey."}, {"start": 438.92, "end": 447.32, "text": " I'm picturing Liv Schreiber from The Day Trippers grabbing the mic."}, {"start": 447.32, "end": 450.36, "text": " Parker writing the pausey."}, {"start": 450.36, "end": 454.84000000000003, "text": " Yes, Keenan."}, {"start": 454.84000000000003, "end": 456.84000000000003, "text": " I'll match him."}, {"start": 456.84000000000003, "end": 460.56, "text": " Whimphaw him now."}, {"start": 460.56, "end": 464.64, "text": " When I date last night with a girl who ran a very popular letter box to count, am I cooked?"}, {"start": 464.64, "end": 466.8, "text": " Wait, okay, so here's what's interesting to me."}, {"start": 466.8, "end": 473.2, "text": " the way you phrase it, you've revealed and born naked, a universal truth that I think"}, {"start": 473.2, "end": 476.28000000000003, "text": " you would have preferred to obfuscate with the benefit of hindsight. What do you mean"}, {"start": 476.28000000000003, "end": 482.84000000000003, "text": " she runs a very popular letterbox account? She's not a person with a letterbox account"}, {"start": 482.84000000000003, "end": 491.12, "text": " that is giving their honest opinion about movies. She's a separated entity. 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Oh, I think also you you have the misfortune but also the benefit of growing up in what I would call like a cultural swamp"}, {"start": 589.04, "end": 591.04, "text": " It's like when I was"}, {"start": 591.04, "end": 593.04, "text": " 10 it was like"}, {"start": 593.4, "end": 597.04, "text": " 1998 and it felt like studios were still taking some swings"}, {"start": 599.04, "end": 602.8, "text": " But if you were like 10 in 2017, I mean"}, {"start": 602.8000000000001, "end": 607.32, "text": " I mean, that's rough for you, man."}, {"start": 607.32, "end": 614.6400000000001, "text": " That's a tricky situation."}, {"start": 614.6400000000001, "end": 615.6400000000001, "text": " I can understand."}, {"start": 615.6400000000001, "end": 619.7600000000001, "text": " And when everyone around you is watching Jason Momoa movies in the Jake Gyllenhaal remake"}, {"start": 619.7600000000001, "end": 623.72, "text": " of Roadhouse, you're like, you know what, maybe you'll fucking watch some Japanese shit"}, {"start": 623.72, "end": 625.2, "text": " from 1981 or whatever."}, {"start": 632.8000000000001, "end": 649.6, "text": " I'm not going to have Ricky Peacock. Although I will say that Ricky Peacock still has something"}, {"start": 649.6, "end": 653.8800000000001, "text": " to say to me about Send Help. It's still the only three and a half I've ever seen Ricky"}, {"start": 653.8800000000001, "end": 661.8800000000001, "text": " give. A half star is like a shot across the bow from a whole star enjoyer. It just has"}, {"start": 661.88, "end": 668.4399999999999, "text": " extra attention paid to it as a result of how rare it is, like when GameSpot gives something a 10."}, {"start": 685.32, "end": 689.64, "text": " Beckett's last TV play got two million views on German TV in 1983."}, {"start": 689.64, "end": 696.0, "text": " Yeah, well, that's not that big of a deal because Wednesday season two has been watched"}, {"start": 696.0, "end": 701.16, "text": " for over 1.7 billion minutes on Netflix so far, and they cancelled it."}, {"start": 701.16, "end": 707.16, "text": " I'm hearing we're po- Netflix has just released a press release calling Wednesday the most"}, {"start": 707.16, "end": 710.4399999999999, "text": " popular show in media history."}, {"start": 710.4399999999999, "end": 716.84, "text": " It's been watched for 117 trillion seconds and has occupied the front of the Netflix"}, {"start": 716.84, "end": 723.08, "text": " Carousel for more time than any show in Netflix history. Breaking news, it's been cancelled!"}, {"start": 733.24, "end": 741.08, "text": " You guys ever see archive 43? Is that what it's called? Rule 48. Archive 81. Directive 2080."}, {"start": 746.84, "end": 752.1600000000001, "text": " Hi, and now when I was younger, my biggest fear was to become bald like you."}, {"start": 752.1600000000001, "end": 754.64, "text": " But today at 25, I discovered there's something far worse."}, {"start": 754.64, "end": 756.32, "text": " I found a bunch of gray hairs on my head."}, {"start": 756.32, "end": 757.8000000000001, "text": " Is it over for me?"}, {"start": 757.8000000000001, "end": 759.84, "text": " Also I miss Michael."}, {"start": 759.84, "end": 763.4, "text": " There's something worse than being bald or gray."}, {"start": 763.4, "end": 769.64, "text": " I think it's better for you if you remain ignorant to it."}, {"start": 769.64, "end": 776.52, "text": " Because it might be being a 25-year-old Tomodachi life viewer."}, {"start": 776.52, "end": 779.04, "text": " But anyway, no, there's other things."}, {"start": 779.04, "end": 780.96, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 780.96, "end": 783.24, "text": " Guy who orders more than two sugars and two creams"}, {"start": 783.24, "end": 786.1999999999999, "text": " in each coffee."}, {"start": 786.1999999999999, "end": 788.52, "text": " You guys ever wonder, so like our senses,"}, {"start": 788.52, "end": 791.3199999999999, "text": " we have five senses I'm hearing, except some of us"}, {"start": 791.3199999999999, "end": 793.1999999999999, "text": " have, we can see that people."}, {"start": 793.1999999999999, "end": 799.0, "text": " But that allows us to take in information from the world"}, {"start": 799.0, "end": 802.0799999999999, "text": " around us, visual information, auditory information,"}, {"start": 802.0799999999999, "end": 805.4, "text": " sensory touch, et cetera, et cetera, smells."}, {"start": 805.4, "end": 813.56, "text": " Ever wonder if we fall victim to the idea that because those are the boundaries of our senses,"}, {"start": 813.56, "end": 817.36, "text": " we don't know that we're missing out on a staggering amount of information that's available"}, {"start": 817.36, "end": 823.4, "text": " but just goes right by our persons because we don't have the proper receptors to pick"}, {"start": 823.4, "end": 830.1999999999999, "text": " up on them, man?"}, {"start": 830.1999999999999, "end": 833.6, "text": " I wonder, man."}, {"start": 833.6, "end": 839.64, "text": " What type of shit like if there was like a alien species here if they would be like damn look at look at them"}, {"start": 839.64, "end": 842.44, "text": " Just sitting in his office. He doesn't even know like I"}, {"start": 843.9200000000001, "end": 847.12, "text": " Don't even know what I wouldn't know man. I can't finish the bit"}, {"start": 851.6, "end": 857.96, "text": " You know what I'm saying how could I even know what I wouldn't know because the bounds of my thought are"}, {"start": 859.64, "end": 861.76, "text": " Correlated with the bounds of my senses man"}, {"start": 863.6, "end": 866.88, "text": " I'm always out here saying some shit like it would be really hard to be blind."}, {"start": 866.88, "end": 871.52, "text": " And I think it would be really hard to be blind, but maybe I'm like 10x blind to an alien"}, {"start": 871.52, "end": 876.0, "text": " that can see like, you know, cosmic waves or some shit, or it has like some kind of weird"}, {"start": 876.72, "end": 882.72, "text": " nose that can tell me that there's going to be an earthquake in like 18 weeks or something like that,"}, {"start": 882.72, "end": 885.0400000000001, "text": " man. Who knows, dude?"}, {"start": 893.6, "end": 909.72, "text": " It could be crazy."}, {"start": 909.72, "end": 913.5600000000001, "text": " Who slipped in the weed brownies?"}, {"start": 913.5600000000001, "end": 918.32, "text": " It's giving the Beatles must have been on drugs when they wrote this."}, {"start": 918.32, "end": 921.6, "text": " Also, we're giving POT too much credit."}, {"start": 921.6, "end": 925.96, "text": " What does not lead to these sort of like existential thoughts?"}, {"start": 925.96, "end": 932.9200000000001, "text": " It usually leads to you being like, I had to do something, but I forgot what it was."}, {"start": 932.9200000000001, "end": 939.8000000000001, "text": " Or you'll be like watching something, you'll be watching a three minute long video, and"}, {"start": 939.8000000000001, "end": 948.6, "text": " then a minute into the video, you'll be like, I haven't been paying attention for 10 minutes."}, {"start": 948.6, "end": 950.88, "text": " What did I miss?"}, {"start": 950.88, "end": 958.82, "text": " After 60 seconds you're like, I have no idea what I'm watching."}, {"start": 958.82, "end": 965.12, "text": " Yeyo, I wouldn't know."}, {"start": 965.12, "end": 977.92, "text": " It's so funny that in RimWorld they call it Yeyo, man."}, {"start": 977.9200000000001, "end": 985.4000000000001, "text": " Just imagining the rimworld developer typing Yeyo into like Vim or whatever you used."}, {"start": 985.4000000000001, "end": 991.32, "text": " I just assumed it was some fucked up IDE like Vim."}, {"start": 991.32, "end": 995.4000000000001, "text": " This just seems like the type, right?"}, {"start": 995.4000000000001, "end": 998.08, "text": " Public static void."}, {"start": 998.08, "end": 1000.6800000000001, "text": " Under lower case."}, {"start": 1000.6800000000001, "end": 1004.48, "text": " Why Yeyo used open bracket?"}, {"start": 1004.48, "end": 1011.02, "text": " So are the parameters or how much yeyo quality of the yeyo how long was the"}, {"start": 1011.02, "end": 1015.72, "text": " yeyo kept at the higher temperatures?"}, {"start": 1018.52, "end": 1021.6800000000001, "text": " Imagine man"}, {"start": 1021.6800000000001, "end": 1034.1200000000001, "text": " Let me hear you say, yeah, yo."}, {"start": 1034.1200000000001, "end": 1035.44, "text": " You should make a game, man."}, {"start": 1035.44, "end": 1037.64, "text": " Nah, most of them are not that good."}, {"start": 1037.64, "end": 1040.3200000000002, "text": " Even the ones, like most games are not bad."}, {"start": 1040.3200000000002, "end": 1043.72, "text": " Most of them are just kind of like so much worse than the best games."}, {"start": 1043.72, "end": 1050.2, "text": " There's sort of like no reason to play them."}, {"start": 1050.2, "end": 1054.4, "text": " You really should only make a game if you're going to make one of the best games."}, {"start": 1054.4, "end": 1060.16, "text": " If you're just going to make a game and be like, I made a game, it's good to make stuff."}, {"start": 1060.16, "end": 1065.24, "text": " Don't get me wrong."}, {"start": 1065.24, "end": 1074.52, "text": " Just don't try to trick me into playing it."}, {"start": 1074.52, "end": 1075.52, "text": " This guy hates art."}, {"start": 1075.52, "end": 1076.52, "text": " I love art."}, {"start": 1076.52, "end": 1088.52, "text": " fan of vampire survivors for the most part. Like if it's your dream to make a vampire"}, {"start": 1088.52, "end": 1092.68, "text": " survivor's clone, then follow that dream. If you just said, hey, this game is like,"}, {"start": 1092.68, "end": 1096.6, "text": " I could probably make one of these in three months and then come out with it and maybe"}, {"start": 1096.6, "end": 1100.28, "text": " it'll make some money, then like, I mean, I understand the impulse, don't get me wrong."}, {"start": 1100.28, "end": 1106.36, "text": " But now you're popping into my email trying to gussy it up a little bit like an Avon sales"}, {"start": 1106.3600000000001, "end": 1111.96, "text": " salesperson. I almost said saleswoman. There's probably men who sell Avon, too."}, {"start": 1119.64, "end": 1124.68, "text": " Did you see the motorcycle stuck on the stoplight pole in Vancouver? Nice try! That was in Surrey,"}, {"start": 1124.68, "end": 1135.8000000000002, "text": " Delta. That is South of Vancouver, almost an hour south of Vancouver. That ain't in the city proper."}, {"start": 1136.3600000000001, "end": 1141.3600000000001, "text": " Did you guys see we're getting the fifth donbo?"}, {"start": 1141.3600000000001, "end": 1142.3600000000001, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 1142.3600000000001, "end": 1143.3600000000001, "text": " Donbo number five."}, {"start": 1143.3600000000001, "end": 1156.3600000000001, "text": " Wait, I didn't even think about that."}, {"start": 1156.3600000000001, "end": 1157.3600000000001, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 1157.3600000000001, "end": 1175.3600000000001, "text": " Yeah, I know what hill it's going to be, Mount Seymour, because you sound like you're from"}, {"start": 1175.3600000000001, "end": 1186.8400000000001, "text": " Burnaby. Yeah, yeah. Now see more is not in Vancouver. It's in"}, {"start": 1186.8400000000001, "end": 1195.64, "text": " Burnaby is the thing. Anyone else getting double audio? You got two tabs open, brother."}, {"start": 1195.68, "end": 1201.7600000000002, "text": " There's only two tabs, two tabs. There's just two tabs open."}, {"start": 1205.3600000000001, "end": 1207.3600000000001, "text": " Two tabs!"}, {"start": 1212.8000000000002, "end": 1217.8400000000001, "text": " Last time I went to BC, I went to Victoria. Did I miss anything in Saanich? A couple Tim Hortons."}, {"start": 1218.4, "end": 1225.1200000000001, "text": " The decent Tim Hortons in North Saanich. She get the game started man. Let me get this shibooted up. Directive"}, {"start": 1226.0800000000002, "end": 1228.0800000000002, "text": " 8067"}, {"start": 1235.3600000000001, "end": 1240.8200000000002, "text": " Did you see them hanging the rat that had the hantavirus?"}, {"start": 1240.8200000000002, "end": 1243.64, "text": " Like from the neck until dead?"}, {"start": 1243.64, "end": 1245.6000000000001, "text": " That's crazy, man."}, {"start": 1245.6000000000001, "end": 1246.6000000000001, "text": " That's inhumane."}, {"start": 1246.6000000000001, "end": 1253.4, "text": " Could have at least given him a little electric chair or something."}, {"start": 1253.4, "end": 1257.3000000000002, "text": " Now I'll pick like a rat ride the lightning."}, {"start": 1259.2800000000002, "end": 1262.22, "text": " Meep-meep-meep-meep-meep-meep."}, {"start": 1262.22, "end": 1264.48, "text": " Meep-meep-meep-meep-meep-meep."}, {"start": 1264.48, "end": 1266.52, "text": " Meep-meep-meep-meep-meep-meep."}, {"start": 1266.52, "end": 1267.5600000000002, "text": " I can't do a rat song."}, {"start": 1267.5600000000002, "end": 1269.3200000000002, "text": " Coast is what I can do as a tiny cat."}, {"start": 1269.3200000000002, "end": 1271.16, "text": " I can't do a rat song."}, {"start": 1271.16, "end": 1273.16, "text": " Coast is what I can do as a tiny cat."}, {"start": 1273.16, "end": 1275.1200000000001, "text": " I can't do a rat song."}, {"start": 1275.1200000000001, "end": 1276.68, "text": " That's a dark pictures game."}, {"start": 1276.68, "end": 1278.18, "text": " Y'all just give me one second."}, {"start": 1280.92, "end": 1282.72, "text": " Guys I have a math problem for you."}, {"start": 1283.4, "end": 1289.4, "text": " I'm trying to think, I can't play this game with a user named Bob Balaban with an earring"}, {"start": 1289.4, "end": 1293.0, "text": " man, it takes me out of the horror game moment."}, {"start": 1293.0, "end": 1296.0800000000002, "text": " Here was a math problem I had, alright?"}, {"start": 1296.0800000000002, "end": 1300.2800000000002, "text": " I'm 37."}, {"start": 1300.2800000000002, "end": 1305.2, "text": " If you reverse the digits, that's 73."}, {"start": 1305.2, "end": 1310.88, "text": " 73 is almost 2 times 37, but not exactly."}, {"start": 1310.88, "end": 1316.5200000000002, "text": " It got me thinking, doing a little mental exercise, and I was like, is there any age"}, {"start": 1316.5200000000002, "end": 1323.8400000000001, "text": " where if you flip the digits, it's exactly 2x what the original digits were?"}, {"start": 1323.8400000000001, "end": 1327.8000000000002, "text": " I started to think about what the mathematical rules of this would be."}, {"start": 1327.8000000000002, "end": 1335.2800000000002, "text": " The second digit would have to be at least twice as big as the first digit, and the first"}, {"start": 1335.28, "end": 1344.04, "text": " digit would have to be the side then that's kind of where I got lost that's"}, {"start": 1344.04, "end": 1352.12, "text": " kind of where I got lost on it 11 22 30 no no VIP Daniel that doesn't work"}, {"start": 1352.12, "end": 1356.44, "text": " because no not all multiples of 11 you guys are not listening because if you"}, {"start": 1356.44, "end": 1363.76, "text": " take 22 and you flip the digits that's 22 22 is not half of 22 22 is all of 22"}, {"start": 1365.28, "end": 1379.62, "text": " 24? No, man, because then if you flip the digits, it becomes 42. And 24 times 2 is 48, man."}, {"start": 1379.62, "end": 1384.62, "text": " Does it have to be two digits? Okay, well, do you have one that's three? Maybe three"}, {"start": 1384.6200000000001, "end": 1395.8200000000002, "text": " We did this to make it work, I'd be amazed if you could make it work with one."}, {"start": 1395.8200000000002, "end": 1397.74, "text": " I'm opening my formal prover for this shit."}, {"start": 1397.74, "end": 1402.8200000000002, "text": " We need someone with Mathematica Pro, man."}, {"start": 1402.8200000000002, "end": 1407.98, "text": " 25 is the only one that's close."}, {"start": 1407.98, "end": 1411.1000000000001, "text": " Okay, literally 37 is closer, which is the genesis of this bit."}, {"start": 1411.1000000000001, "end": 1412.1000000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 1412.1000000000001, "end": 1414.5000000000002, "text": " This is my fault. I brought it to the wrong audience."}, {"start": 1416.7, "end": 1421.4, "text": " I thought you guys would be good at this because you all have master's degrees and you smoke a lot of weed,"}, {"start": 1421.4, "end": 1423.5000000000002, "text": " but you are fucking horrible at this."}, {"start": 1423.5000000000002, "end": 1426.7, "text": " I really thought you were going to fix this for me."}, {"start": 1427.7, "end": 1431.8000000000002, "text": " I really, really thought that this was going to be like,"}, {"start": 1432.0000000000002, "end": 1433.8000000000002, "text": " you were going to solve it in two seconds and go,"}, {"start": 1433.8000000000002, "end": 1436.3000000000002, "text": " you're stupid for not coming up with this answer."}, {"start": 1436.3000000000002, "end": 1437.7, "text": " I was so ready for it."}, {"start": 1442.1000000000001, "end": 1453.7800000000002, "text": " I only have a Bachelor of Fine Arts."}, {"start": 1453.7800000000002, "end": 1456.9800000000002, "text": " Okay, a Bachelor of Fine Arts is literally better than a Masters in Science, just for"}, {"start": 1456.9800000000002, "end": 1459.38, "text": " the record."}, {"start": 1459.38, "end": 1468.0200000000002, "text": " Also, I have a question about art galleries, man."}, {"start": 1468.02, "end": 1471.58, "text": " I'm not talking about the Vancouver Art Gallery,"}, {"start": 1471.58, "end": 1475.3, "text": " where you go to see Vincent Van Gogh's 400th most famous"}, {"start": 1475.3, "end": 1477.78, "text": " painting, because we're pretty low down the totem pole."}, {"start": 1477.78, "end": 1483.26, "text": " I mean, smaller, more community-oriented galleries"}, {"start": 1483.26, "end": 1492.62, "text": " that just have local artists that do exhibitions at them."}, {"start": 1492.62, "end": 1493.98, "text": " Can you just show up to it?"}, {"start": 1493.98, "end": 1495.22, "text": " Is that what they're there for?"}, {"start": 1495.22, "end": 1503.08, "text": " Are they there so that people just show up and then go like pay this artist cool?"}, {"start": 1503.08, "end": 1512.46, "text": " Is the artist going to be there because I don't really want the artist to be there."}, {"start": 1512.46, "end": 1515.52, "text": " Because then you can end up with like an Oscar and Pam type situation."}, {"start": 1515.52, "end": 1517.56, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1517.56, "end": 1524.16, "text": " But I don't want to be talking to Gil and say something like why it's hotel art and"}, {"start": 1524.16, "end": 1528.74, "text": " And now all of a sudden somebody over there is having an existential crisis because they've"}, {"start": 1528.74, "end": 1537.22, "text": " dedicated their life to this or something like that."}, {"start": 1537.22, "end": 1543.24, "text": " Also if I go and I'm not saying that they would expect me to walk in and like save their"}, {"start": 1543.24, "end": 1547.3200000000002, "text": " lives or anything like that, but are they going to expect me to purchase the art or"}, {"start": 1547.3200000000002, "end": 1549.16, "text": " they're just going to expect me to look at it?"}, {"start": 1549.16, "end": 1552.24, "text": " Like if I have a conversation with the artist and I go, that's really cool, are they going"}, {"start": 1552.24, "end": 1555.72, "text": " to be in there in the back of the head are they going to be like please buy"}, {"start": 1555.72, "end": 1560.88, "text": " this or are they going to be like it's not for sale because it's priceless to"}, {"start": 1560.88, "end": 1578.52, "text": " me it could be either damn I'm not sure I'm ready for this man just buy it if you"}, {"start": 1578.52, "end": 1580.64, "text": " like it well I'm not going to buy something the first time I go to the"}, {"start": 1580.64, "end": 1583.76, "text": " gallery because how do I even know if I like it you know what I mean I could buy"}, {"start": 1583.76, "end": 1586.5600000000002, "text": " something that looked pretty cool then all of a sudden I go to the next artist"}, {"start": 1586.5600000000002, "end": 1590.44, "text": " exhibition and I'm like what all this shit clears the last one I think I got"}, {"start": 1590.44, "end": 1594.76, "text": " to at least go to like maybe 20 exhibitions before I even buy one piece"}, {"start": 1594.76, "end": 1599.68, "text": " of art because I might how else would I even know man"}, {"start": 1599.68, "end": 1608.28, "text": " You ever see art before? I've seen drawings."}, {"start": 1608.28, "end": 1618.64, "text": " What's up, YouTube bots? It's Directed8020. New game in the dark pictures anthology. Although"}, {"start": 1618.64, "end": 1626.88, "text": " I have read that it's not really, it doesn't really have as much of the bookkeeper. I'm"}, {"start": 1626.88, "end": 1630.88, "text": " I'm trying to avoid saying the librarian to avoid confusion, but you know, the page master,"}, {"start": 1630.88, "end": 1636.38, "text": " whatever the guy, the Andy Serkis guy with the shaved sides, peeky blinders, get up,"}, {"start": 1636.38, "end": 1643.88, "text": " doesn't have as much about him in the game because it doesn't fit with the science fiction aesthetic."}, {"start": 1643.88, "end": 1650.38, "text": " It wasn't really a problem when we were doing the game with Will Polter and the witches or something like that."}, {"start": 1650.38, "end": 1652.88, "text": " The archivist!"}, {"start": 1652.88, "end": 1657.0400000000002, "text": " The Archivist. Anyway, we're going to embark on our own single-player story here."}, {"start": 1657.0400000000002, "end": 1660.64, "text": " Always a good day when a new super massive game comes out."}, {"start": 1660.64, "end": 1664.3200000000002, "text": " But can I also say it's crazy to me, the release schedule on these is crazy to me."}, {"start": 1666.16, "end": 1669.1200000000001, "text": " Sometimes there will be like two of these that come out in one month."}, {"start": 1670.0, "end": 1674.72, "text": " And then I feel like it's been at least a year and a half, two years since the last one."}, {"start": 1674.72, "end": 1678.3200000000002, "text": " It might have been four years since the one, since House of Sand."}, {"start": 1678.3200000000002, "end": 1682.4, "text": " Like when, when did House of Sand come out? I feel like I was not even in this office."}, {"start": 1682.88, "end": 1689.18, "text": " Select difficulty, forgiving, challenging."}, {"start": 1689.18, "end": 1694.64, "text": " Real-time threats are deadly, but can be fought off with defensive parries."}, {"start": 1694.64, "end": 1696.68, "text": " Critical button presses can appear without warning."}, {"start": 1696.68, "end": 1699.1200000000001, "text": " Stay alert."}, {"start": 1699.1200000000001, "end": 1702.8200000000002, "text": " Real-time threats are lethal with reduced opportunities for defensive parries."}, {"start": 1702.8200000000002, "end": 1704.68, "text": " Critical button presses are fast and brutal."}, {"start": 1704.68, "end": 1705.68, "text": " So I'm going to say something."}, {"start": 1705.68, "end": 1709.3600000000001, "text": " I play these games as cinematic analogs."}, {"start": 1709.3600000000001, "end": 1713.5400000000002, "text": " I don't really want it to be so lethal that I have to be focused 100% of the time, because"}, {"start": 1713.5400000000002, "end": 1718.3000000000002, "text": " here's the thing, if I make a choice and a character dies, that's the game."}, {"start": 1718.3000000000002, "end": 1720.0600000000002, "text": " That's why you play the game."}, {"start": 1720.0600000000002, "end": 1724.48, "text": " If I'm doing a stealth section and a character dies because of like a game mechanic where"}, {"start": 1724.48, "end": 1730.1000000000001, "text": " a ghost spotted me when I stepped into the light, I'm going to be like, that just deprived"}, {"start": 1730.1000000000001, "end": 1734.94, "text": " me of being able to see where this character could have died when I made a wrong choice"}, {"start": 1734.94, "end": 1735.94, "text": " later."}, {"start": 1735.94, "end": 1743.9, "text": " go on custom. New story. I want to explore the story as I go or I want to live and die"}, {"start": 1743.9, "end": 1751.24, "text": " as my decisions. Buy my decisions, I should say. Unlimited use of turning points lets"}, {"start": 1751.24, "end": 1758.38, "text": " you rewind and correct your mistakes. Well, here's the thing. Here's what I'm going to"}, {"start": 1758.38, "end": 1765.22, "text": " say. I'm the type of guy who's not going to rewind unless something goes really, I'm"}, {"start": 1765.22, "end": 1768.68, "text": " not going to be like oh I made the choice and they died as a result of the"}, {"start": 1768.68, "end": 1775.4, "text": " choice let's rewind it but again if I just get bitten by a monster in like a"}, {"start": 1775.4, "end": 1780.64, "text": " stealth section and then that character's done forever I think we should be"}, {"start": 1780.64, "end": 1785.04, "text": " able to go back on that. Basically I'm saying I don't trust the devs because I"}, {"start": 1785.04, "end": 1788.56, "text": " read the press release that said this is more of a game and less of like a"}, {"start": 1788.56, "end": 1792.28, "text": " telltale style narrative game because they have they they issue and I don't"}, {"start": 1792.28, "end": 1794.96, "text": " know how much of it is salesmanship but they issued a statement that was"}, {"start": 1794.96, "end": 1799.44, "text": " basically like they're shooting sections and like horror game sections now where you can die so be careful"}, {"start": 1811.1200000000001, "end": 1813.1200000000001, "text": " So chat I will turn on sub titles"}, {"start": 1813.44, "end": 1818.56, "text": " The problem is I'm worried about hitting escape and it's skipping the opening scene instead of putting this in the settings menu"}, {"start": 1818.56, "end": 1820.56, "text": " Or so we thought."}, {"start": 1824.56, "end": 1828.56, "text": " Nostromoash shot. We're in your influences on your sleeves, Daniel Bannon."}, {"start": 1835.56, "end": 1838.56, "text": " Star Wars Episode 1 in your hope, Hydral Niles."}, {"start": 1848.56, "end": 1863.32, "text": " It's a whole lot of rebeke in this game, man, with the musical."}, {"start": 1863.32, "end": 1868.26, "text": " Don't say with musical guests, because that's shit got me thinking about Bobby Moynihan."}, {"start": 1868.26, "end": 1873.04, "text": " It's got me thinking about Bobby Moynihan every single time."}, {"start": 1873.04, "end": 1875.72, "text": " I know you could hear the voice in your head."}, {"start": 1875.72, "end": 1877.72, "text": " Bobby Moynihan!"}, {"start": 1884.3600000000001, "end": 1888.3600000000001, "text": " How I sleep knowing I'm 4900 elo and counter strike 2?"}, {"start": 1890.3600000000001, "end": 1893.24, "text": " Wait, I saw Dan! I don't know if you can see the picture."}, {"start": 1893.24, "end": 1897.1200000000001, "text": " The guy in these games who always looks like Dan is confirmed in this."}, {"start": 1897.1200000000001, "end": 1900.1200000000001, "text": " I just saw him on the Polaroid."}, {"start": 1900.1200000000001, "end": 1909.2, "text": " All right, well, this, you know, hang on one second, I'll, I'll violate my settings menu"}, {"start": 1909.2, "end": 1914.3200000000002, "text": " suggestion for this for sure."}, {"start": 1914.3200000000002, "end": 1921.5200000000002, "text": " We want to see audio and language stream remote on, even though I'm sure that the non-licensed"}, {"start": 1921.5200000000002, "end": 1923.96, "text": " music probably sucks."}, {"start": 1923.96, "end": 1924.96, "text": " No disrespect."}, {"start": 1924.96, "end": 1926.3200000000002, "text": " Maybe it'll be Mishima by Philip Glass."}, {"start": 1926.3200000000002, "end": 1927.3200000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1927.3200000000002, "end": 1928.3200000000002, "text": " Subtitles on."}, {"start": 1928.3200000000002, "end": 1929.3200000000002, "text": " Closed captions."}, {"start": 1929.32, "end": 1948.8, "text": " why not man video yes man video game sounds that's what I'm like but this"}, {"start": 1948.8, "end": 1966.62, "text": " really changed the vibe spider-man music I'm gonna say it I think white is in a"}, {"start": 1966.62, "end": 1972.06, "text": " losing position in that game king in two ponds loses the king knight and seven"}, {"start": 1972.06, "end": 1991.26, "text": " Oh no, if you sat along for this world, the humble Canadian bonsai enthusiast, he's going"}, {"start": 1991.26, "end": 1994.74, "text": " to save from Vancouver."}, {"start": 1994.74, "end": 2004.74, "text": " No, bro, this is Directive 8020."}, {"start": 2004.74, "end": 2007.74, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 2007.74, "end": 2014.74, "text": " It has to be alarming when you hit something in space."}, {"start": 2014.74, "end": 2016.74, "text": " Are you not remotely alarmed?"}, {"start": 2016.74, "end": 2018.74, "text": " Not yet."}, {"start": 2018.74, "end": 2020.74, "text": " Are you?"}, {"start": 2020.74, "end": 2022.74, "text": " It sounded like a hull impact."}, {"start": 2022.74, "end": 2036.28, "text": " He literally said I don't care to you."}, {"start": 2036.28, "end": 2051.42, "text": " I like this is representation though, they got a real Canadian voice actor."}, {"start": 2051.42, "end": 2057.42, "text": " Yeah, yeah, third-side. That's right."}, {"start": 2066.42, "end": 2069.42, "text": " It's the type of local reporter the CBC news be throwing to."}, {"start": 2071.42, "end": 2073.42, "text": " Let's speak to the computer or fix it ourselves."}, {"start": 2073.42, "end": 2078.42, "text": " Well, I- listen, let's see, we got the machines for a reason, man."}, {"start": 2078.42, "end": 2080.42, "text": " Use the mouse to make your decision."}, {"start": 2082.9, "end": 2084.26, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 2084.26, "end": 2087.86, "text": " It would be smart to get further data before taking action."}, {"start": 2087.86, "end": 2091.7000000000003, "text": " I've learned about way of saying good ideas, Sims, but I'll take it."}, {"start": 2092.7000000000003, "end": 2094.7000000000003, "text": " Okay, lead the way."}, {"start": 2096.14, "end": 2098.14, "text": " It's 80-20. Can we just, uh..."}, {"start": 2100.02, "end": 2102.62, "text": " Can we just go here and be like, computer, what's the problem?"}, {"start": 2102.62, "end": 2105.2200000000003, "text": " Also, it might be 6,000 years in the future,"}, {"start": 2105.2200000000003, "end": 2109.7000000000003, "text": " but you can't separate a Saskatchewan native from their bunny hug, man."}, {"start": 2110.5000000000005, "end": 2112.1000000000004, "text": " You really think you've got chance?"}, {"start": 2115.1400000000003, "end": 2116.9, "text": " I've got a master plan."}, {"start": 2122.6600000000003, "end": 2123.86, "text": " Stale mates."}, {"start": 2124.42, "end": 2127.78, "text": " Carter and Sims played chess to pass the long years away from home."}, {"start": 2127.78, "end": 2130.34, "text": " I'm telling you, this is not, or maybe it is a stale mate, bro."}, {"start": 2130.34, "end": 2132.9800000000005, "text": " I guess I can't read the board at this jaunty little angle."}, {"start": 2135.2200000000003, "end": 2142.6600000000003, "text": " This is the one time in human history the magnetic chess set has actually been"}, {"start": 2142.6600000000003, "end": 2150.9, "text": " useful. You aren't playing that shit on row 32j cuz I've been there."}, {"start": 2152.34, "end": 2156.42, "text": " Well it could be worse. Do you ever have like the travel edition of like Monopoly"}, {"start": 2156.42, "end": 2159.7000000000003, "text": " where you try to the there's like the little holes in the board and then you"}, {"start": 2159.7000000000003, "end": 2163.0200000000004, "text": " got the peg on the piece that you can make. There's no way that's happening on"}, {"start": 2163.02, "end": 2170.38, "text": " via rail, bro. It's not gonna happen. Deck of cards on a Greyhound bus? Maybe. Maybe."}, {"start": 2170.38, "end": 2182.46, "text": " Oh, poor Bonnie. Bonnie McBonsai face? Thomas Carter bookmarked files. Daddy in space? Wait,"}, {"start": 2182.46, "end": 2186.46, "text": " wait, they love to do this cheeky little like, hey, it's a kid's drawing, but also this is"}, {"start": 2186.46, "end": 2188.46, "text": " Everything that's gonna happen in the story, bro"}, {"start": 2195.58, "end": 2197.58, "text": " They love to do it"}, {"start": 2206.94, "end": 2214.58, "text": " Boring ass room you wouldn't make it on the Nebuchadnezzar. We're doing the right thing, right? This is why we have emergency procedures"}, {"start": 2216.46, "end": 2220.98, "text": " You sure you're okay?"}, {"start": 2220.98, "end": 2222.98, "text": " You sure you're okay?"}, {"start": 2222.98, "end": 2224.98, "text": " I'm fine."}, {"start": 2224.98, "end": 2229.2200000000003, "text": " It's just, now is the perfect time for things to go wrong."}, {"start": 2229.2200000000003, "end": 2234.02, "text": " Lucky we're here to make sure they don't then, eh?"}, {"start": 2234.02, "end": 2242.02, "text": " You always know the right thing to say."}, {"start": 2242.02, "end": 2243.02, "text": " After you?"}, {"start": 2243.02, "end": 2244.14, "text": " After me."}, {"start": 2244.14, "end": 2247.68, "text": " I don't like that they made A, which is EH, in the hay."}, {"start": 2247.68, "end": 2249.98, "text": " But you know what, I'll take the Canadian representation"}, {"start": 2249.98, "end": 2250.8199999999997, "text": " where I could get it."}, {"start": 2250.8199999999997, "end": 2254.6, "text": " All I need is like one reference to the National Hockey"}, {"start": 2254.6, "end": 2256.1, "text": " League."}, {"start": 2256.1, "end": 2259.96, "text": " Oh, this breach is worse than what happened to fucking"}, {"start": 2259.96, "end": 2264.98, "text": " Dan Vlaidar during the Cane C Series last week, 8,000 years"}, {"start": 2264.98, "end": 2266.66, "text": " ago, right?"}, {"start": 2266.66, "end": 2269.02, "text": " She is saying, give me some space, OK?"}, {"start": 2269.02, "end": 2270.58, "text": " Understandable?"}, {"start": 2270.58, "end": 2272.7799999999997, "text": " Vlaidar, I actually played pretty well, man."}, {"start": 2272.7799999999997, "end": 2273.74, "text": " I actually played all right."}, {"start": 2273.7400000000002, "end": 2275.6200000000003, "text": " The Keynes are just a bit of a wagon."}, {"start": 2275.6200000000003, "end": 2277.86, "text": " Gonna be ashamed to see them lose in the conference finals"}, {"start": 2277.86, "end": 2279.5400000000004, "text": " for like the ninth year in a row."}, {"start": 2279.5400000000004, "end": 2281.5000000000005, "text": " Or maybe they'll win the cup."}, {"start": 2281.5000000000005, "end": 2283.3, "text": " You guys think Rod Brendemore is kind of like"}, {"start": 2283.3, "end": 2285.6800000000003, "text": " the Canadian Mike Vrable?"}, {"start": 2288.1800000000003, "end": 2289.2200000000003, "text": " Real Jim Ratt?"}, {"start": 2291.26, "end": 2292.5200000000004, "text": " Slunch pale type guy?"}, {"start": 2294.94, "end": 2296.5400000000004, "text": " Little bit?"}, {"start": 2296.5400000000004, "end": 2298.2200000000003, "text": " I didn't say anything else."}, {"start": 2298.2200000000003, "end": 2300.0600000000004, "text": " Aim at blur."}, {"start": 2300.0600000000004, "end": 2301.38, "text": " I'm gonna use blur."}, {"start": 2301.38, "end": 2304.1800000000003, "text": " You like this song so much."}, {"start": 2304.1800000000003, "end": 2305.06, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 2305.06, "end": 2308.82, "text": " Honestly, having known some people who were, let's just"}, {"start": 2308.82, "end": 2314.98, "text": " say, astrophysics adjacent, aeronautical engineering"}, {"start": 2314.98, "end": 2317.2200000000003, "text": " adjacent, their musical taste really"}, {"start": 2317.2200000000003, "end": 2321.5, "text": " could be described as royalty-free elevator music,"}, {"start": 2321.5, "end": 2322.46, "text": " to be honest with you."}, {"start": 2322.46, "end": 2324.62, "text": " That, to me, it seems like stream remote"}, {"start": 2324.62, "end": 2326.54, "text": " is literally more authentic."}, {"start": 2326.54, "end": 2336.2599999999998, "text": " to see this mission. Sure man, I'm not worried about all that to be honest with you. You"}, {"start": 2336.2599999999998, "end": 2340.04, "text": " might think I'm kind of playing like I want to see everything in the game, I'm trying"}, {"start": 2340.04, "end": 2350.54, "text": " to figure out where to go. So out of breath, man."}, {"start": 2350.54, "end": 2357.54, "text": " The Cassiopeia will be the first man exoplanetary survey mission, with our ultimate goal is"}, {"start": 2357.54, "end": 2360.42, "text": " colony transfer."}, {"start": 2360.42, "end": 2364.42, "text": " Skip ad."}, {"start": 2364.42, "end": 2371.1, "text": " And then it's Denzel Washington, um, flight scene 6 of 7 from youtube.com slash cool movies."}, {"start": 2371.1, "end": 2376.14, "text": " I said God help me."}, {"start": 2376.14, "end": 2390.2999999999997, "text": " I drank it. Open the door with your utility strap, indicates you will not be able to return"}, {"start": 2390.2999999999997, "end": 2400.1, "text": " to this area. Old left mouse button to proceed. Okay, well first off, in that case, you may"}, {"start": 2400.1, "end": 2407.66, "text": " as well, explore more, because you never know, bro. What hope does one woman have against"}, {"start": 2407.66, "end": 2420.62, "text": " the anger of the gods? A truly humanizing retelling of the tragic story of Queen Cassiopeia."}, {"start": 2420.62, "end": 2429.18, "text": " Now I'm playing it like Hitman."}, {"start": 2429.18, "end": 2430.18, "text": " Book with no author."}, {"start": 2430.18, "end": 2436.06, "text": " Well, it's written by generative AI, which means in many ways we all have a hand in having"}, {"start": 2436.06, "end": 2437.06, "text": " written the book."}, {"start": 2437.06, "end": 2441.1, "text": " Great, this could be awesome."}, {"start": 2441.1, "end": 2442.1, "text": " Vertical washing machine?"}, {"start": 2442.1, "end": 2448.02, "text": " I never even thought about it, man."}, {"start": 2448.02, "end": 2451.62, "text": " Because I have no idea how to build a washing machine now that I think about it."}, {"start": 2451.62, "end": 2457.42, "text": " Or really how they work at all, besides, you know, in so much as I press a button and it turns on."}, {"start": 2458.92, "end": 2461.12, "text": " You always have to leave your crap floating around?"}, {"start": 2461.52, "end": 2463.52, "text": " Okay, the small crap you can load at me about."}, {"start": 2463.52, "end": 2466.72, "text": " Something's gravity plates have failed. That's not on me."}, {"start": 2468.62, "end": 2471.42, "text": " Don't worry. I'll clean up before we rate Williams."}, {"start": 2471.42, "end": 2480.7000000000003, "text": " Wait, wait, I have buttons I can press, man."}, {"start": 2480.7000000000003, "end": 2481.7000000000003, "text": " Objective leave..."}, {"start": 2481.7000000000003, "end": 2482.7000000000003, "text": " That's huge!"}, {"start": 2482.7000000000003, "end": 2486.28, "text": " Do you press the Q button to be reminded of what you have to do today?"}, {"start": 2486.28, "end": 2487.5, "text": " And then witch your vision."}, {"start": 2487.5, "end": 2488.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2488.5, "end": 2492.2200000000003, "text": " That could keep me on task, man."}, {"start": 2492.2200000000003, "end": 2493.86, "text": " Why are they so aggro at each other?"}, {"start": 2493.86, "end": 2494.86, "text": " You've seen sci-fi movies."}, {"start": 2494.86, "end": 2497.66, "text": " You've got to say something like, sorry."}, {"start": 2497.66, "end": 2502.66, "text": " You know how I get after hypersleep or some shit like that."}, {"start": 2502.66, "end": 2506.66, "text": " You know what the cryo sleep chambers do to me."}, {"start": 2512.66, "end": 2517.66, "text": " Remember that was us in summer 2021 for a couple weeks."}, {"start": 2517.66, "end": 2521.66, "text": " Night to E2. Check."}, {"start": 2521.66, "end": 2524.66, "text": " King to B1."}, {"start": 2524.66, "end": 2526.66, "text": " Night follows. Check."}, {"start": 2526.66, "end": 2528.66, "text": " Bro, literally resign. You just have a king."}, {"start": 2528.66, "end": 2532.66, "text": " You have a king versus four pawns, king, knight and bishop."}, {"start": 2532.66, "end": 2550.1, "text": " I can't imagine that this is silent if you turn streamer mode off."}, {"start": 2550.1, "end": 2555.1, "text": " Good evening Oracle. I would like a full situation report."}, {"start": 2555.1, "end": 2563.1, "text": " A meteorite has penetrated my outer hull, puncturing through to the maintenance facilities on deck 4."}, {"start": 2563.1, "end": 2566.1, "text": " It's like every accent at once."}, {"start": 2566.1, "end": 2572.1, "text": " I have disabled systems across the ship to conserve power and isolate damage."}, {"start": 2572.1, "end": 2580.14, "text": " can you deal with this which is basically your entire reason for existing"}, {"start": 2580.14, "end": 2585.3399999999997, "text": " can you deal with this oracle automated repairs have failed damage"}, {"start": 2585.3399999999997, "end": 2590.8199999999997, "text": " containment is now my priority when were you gonna tell us this I'm telling you"}, {"start": 2590.8199999999997, "end": 2597.14, "text": " now Sims churlish assay I mission that risk my life support systems are intact"}, {"start": 2597.14, "end": 2601.3399999999997, "text": " But I advise a systems reboot to provide an accurate damage."}, {"start": 2601.3399999999997, "end": 2604.74, "text": " Oh man, if I'm on the spaceship, I ain't turning it on and off again."}, {"start": 2604.74, "end": 2608.14, "text": " Wouldn't that make it harder for us to deal with the breach?"}, {"start": 2608.14, "end": 2610.14, "text": " I don't know, Sims."}, {"start": 2610.14, "end": 2613.14, "text": " But without a reboot, further damage could occur."}, {"start": 2613.14, "end": 2616.14, "text": " So if they programmed the robot to be so sarcastic, man..."}, {"start": 2618.14, "end": 2621.14, "text": " See, delay the reboot. We gotta talk about this a little more."}, {"start": 2621.14, "end": 2622.14, "text": " Delay the reboot."}, {"start": 2622.14, "end": 2626.14, "text": " Like, why would it give the sassy ass robot, man?"}, {"start": 2626.14, "end": 2629.14, "text": " Man, you're supposed to just be a tool to help us."}, {"start": 2630.94, "end": 2632.54, "text": " Oh, that's what you want."}, {"start": 2636.14, "end": 2637.14, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 2639.94, "end": 2643.74, "text": " By the way, I'm putting... Oh, lingering ass sign."}, {"start": 2644.14, "end": 2646.14, "text": " Oh, they... I forgot they always do this thing."}, {"start": 2646.14, "end": 2648.14, "text": " And I forget every single time."}, {"start": 2648.14, "end": 2649.94, "text": " We will never see these characters again."}, {"start": 2649.94, "end": 2655.14, "text": " This is the pre... the chapter before the chapter, the prologue,"}, {"start": 2655.14, "end": 2660.3399999999997, "text": " where you go, hey I'm really starting to get attached to these characters and then they both die"}, {"start": 2660.3399999999997, "end": 2666.2599999999998, "text": " and then we're on a spaceship that is like encounters this spaceship because there's a"}, {"start": 2666.2599999999998, "end": 2672.2599999999998, "text": " distress signal in deep space should we go look for it or should we continue with our original mission"}, {"start": 2678.8199999999997, "end": 2684.3399999999997, "text": " but can I say something I'm I'm betting the house the robot is actually good"}, {"start": 2685.14, "end": 2688.74, "text": " They're playing with the trope that the robot always goes haywire."}, {"start": 2688.74, "end": 2692.3399999999997, "text": " I'm betting that the robot actually has our best interest in minds."}, {"start": 2693.94, "end": 2695.54, "text": " Must have been a power surge."}, {"start": 2699.54, "end": 2703.14, "text": " Guy who thinks he's smart because he always bets on the opposite of the obvious trope."}, {"start": 2706.14, "end": 2708.14, "text": " Investigate the whole breach."}, {"start": 2708.14, "end": 2713.54, "text": " Oh, how he didn't play for Team Canada and chose to play for Team USA instead of the 1998 World Cup of Hockey."}, {"start": 2713.54, "end": 2717.54, "text": " Sorry Thomas, I took your line."}, {"start": 2722.54, "end": 2727.54, "text": " You would not survive pretty little liars? Is that the Reese Witherspoon one?"}, {"start": 2727.54, "end": 2734.54, "text": " Is that the one that she's in? It's her and her board ape and her crypto punk?"}, {"start": 2736.54, "end": 2740.54, "text": " That's big little liars, which one's pretty little liars?"}, {"start": 2740.54, "end": 2747.54, "text": " This is me trying to go to London Drugs in the summer of 2020."}, {"start": 2747.54, "end": 2766.54, "text": " Okay, boss."}, {"start": 2766.54, "end": 2778.7, "text": " Waiting in line for the grocery store type shit."}, {"start": 2778.7, "end": 2782.54, "text": " When the line stretches from the self-checkout all the way to the ice cream, but then you"}, {"start": 2782.54, "end": 2785.54, "text": " realize it's only four people, they're just six feet apart from one another."}, {"start": 2785.54, "end": 2787.1, "text": " By the way, we had to do what we had to do."}, {"start": 2787.1, "end": 2790.34, "text": " I'm not saying with dad, I'm not saying, I'm literally probably more back to the average"}, {"start": 2790.34, "end": 2795.66, "text": " person in chat before you start putting that evil on me."}, {"start": 2795.66, "end": 2798.12, "text": " I'm not saying it was bad that we were dealing with incomplete information."}, {"start": 2798.12, "end": 2799.92, "text": " We didn't know what we didn't know back then."}, {"start": 2799.92, "end": 2800.42, "text": " Hey, chill."}, {"start": 2802.66, "end": 2805.2, "text": " That's a Spatkoch chicken from America's Test Kitchen."}, {"start": 2806.54, "end": 2808.54, "text": " What about this?"}, {"start": 2809.3799999999997, "end": 2810.8799999999997, "text": " It is an eight pack."}, {"start": 2810.8799999999997, "end": 2811.8799999999997, "text": " That's a duplicate eight pack."}, {"start": 2816.1, "end": 2819.14, "text": " That's literally where Morpheus explains what the matrix is to Neil."}, {"start": 2820.02, "end": 2822.02, "text": " It was us who scorched the sky."}, {"start": 2822.02, "end": 2830.02, "text": " history in the making. Secrets of the universe. I see whatever we want."}, {"start": 2830.02, "end": 2832.02, "text": " That's literally just Tokyo, bro."}, {"start": 2832.02, "end": 2837.02, "text": " Corinth. Where humanity comes first."}, {"start": 2837.02, "end": 2842.02, "text": " Sometimes not at all."}, {"start": 2842.02, "end": 2846.02, "text": " I'm sorry, baby. I didn't know it was your turn."}, {"start": 2852.02, "end": 2856.02, "text": " Breached area ahead"}, {"start": 2860.06, "end": 2862.58, "text": " Is it what's going on here then?"}, {"start": 2865.74, "end": 2867.74, "text": " No power I'm afraid"}, {"start": 2868.3, "end": 2874.02, "text": " Is it bad if I have Austin powers in my letterbox top four it literally makes you like perhaps to a fault"}, {"start": 2874.02, "end": 2879.34, "text": " But makes you perhaps the most honest and least performative letterbox usually well-time"}, {"start": 2882.02, "end": 2884.02, "text": " Me again."}, {"start": 2884.02, "end": 2888.02, "text": " I'd say hi while I wait for the latest patch to download."}, {"start": 2888.02, "end": 2890.02, "text": " It's weird."}, {"start": 2890.02, "end": 2894.02, "text": " We've received three systems updates from Earth in the past 24 hours."}, {"start": 2894.02, "end": 2896.02, "text": " That's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 2896.02, "end": 2898.02, "text": " I can't work out what they're all for."}, {"start": 2898.02, "end": 2900.02, "text": " Why the fuck does Audible need the update, bro?"}, {"start": 2900.02, "end": 2902.02, "text": " I don't have so many patches."}, {"start": 2902.02, "end": 2904.02, "text": " You just play an audio file like you don't need the update."}, {"start": 2904.02, "end": 2908.02, "text": " I know you'll be shaking your head at me, but you're retired."}, {"start": 2908.02, "end": 2910.02, "text": " I only have cards I hear to keep you sane, man."}, {"start": 2912.02, "end": 2915.54, "text": " As my mother, you have to support me, quirks and all."}, {"start": 2920.74, "end": 2922.94, "text": " I guess I should go and install this."}, {"start": 2922.94, "end": 2923.94, "text": " Love you, mom."}, {"start": 2925.34, "end": 2926.34, "text": " Send money."}, {"start": 2928.2599999999998, "end": 2929.46, "text": " She's saying send money."}, {"start": 2929.46, "end": 2931.46, "text": " Why is the video 5 FPS?"}, {"start": 2931.46, "end": 2933.82, "text": " Well, because this is like a big corporation,"}, {"start": 2933.82, "end": 2936.38, "text": " they have a contract with Microsoft Teams."}, {"start": 2936.38, "end": 2938.9, "text": " They're not able to just use video calling through Discord."}, {"start": 2938.9, "end": 2941.46, "text": " They have like all this, like mandatory minimums"}, {"start": 2941.46, "end": 2950.16, "text": " stuff like that. Also actually, I had an update to Audible like two days ago. First update"}, {"start": 2950.16, "end": 2954.2400000000002, "text": " in Audible history that actually did something. Because, and I don't, listen, if anybody here"}, {"start": 2954.2400000000002, "end": 2958.42, "text": " works for Audible, I believe that you know how to fix the problem, but there are structures"}, {"start": 2958.42, "end": 2963.7200000000003, "text": " in place on the corporate level that stop you from pushing them, okay? I set, I push"}, {"start": 2963.7200000000003, "end": 2973.5600000000004, "text": " play on an audiobook and then I go custom timer two hours when I set the timer, the sleep timer,"}, {"start": 2973.5600000000004, "end": 2980.44, "text": " for two hours it pauses the audio. Why would you ever want that? It doesn't make sense that you"}, {"start": 2980.44, "end": 2986.4, "text": " would ever be like I'm turning on my audiobook let me have my sleep timer go on and then have"}, {"start": 2986.4, "end": 2993.84, "text": " to hit play again. But the last update made it so that when you hit play and then you"}, {"start": 2993.84, "end": 3004.44, "text": " hit the sleep timer it doesn't pause. I appreciate that. Just in time because I cancelled my"}, {"start": 3004.44, "end": 3010.04, "text": " subscription like three days ago but it doesn't run out for another week and a half or something"}, {"start": 3010.04, "end": 3017.8, "text": " like that. Looks like it penetrated through there. I think it's bad when this happens"}, {"start": 3017.8, "end": 3025.08, "text": " to your spaceship personally. Do you listen to an audio book for a quarter of your sleep?"}, {"start": 3025.08, "end": 3031.8, "text": " No, like the air pod falls out of my ear like three seconds into stage one of sleep. But"}, {"start": 3031.8, "end": 3037.2, "text": " it does still just keep like talking about the secrets of the renaissance world into"}, {"start": 3037.2000000000003, "end": 3041.1200000000003, "text": " the air just into the open air"}, {"start": 3044.7200000000003, "end": 3050.32, "text": " find the whole breach on the ship's cameras it's not there man okay it's here"}, {"start": 3050.32, "end": 3054.5600000000004, "text": " yeah there's the whole breach bro"}, {"start": 3058.4800000000005, "end": 3063.5200000000004, "text": " that's the one there it is it's the hole in the top of the ship"}, {"start": 3063.52, "end": 3066.08, "text": " Looks like the breach webbing hasn't fired."}, {"start": 3066.08, "end": 3066.72, "text": " Figures."}, {"start": 3068.32, "end": 3072.72, "text": " Do you hear what sound like a little demon, a little demon walking on metal or something like that?"}, {"start": 3072.72, "end": 3075.92, "text": " The ceiling system now is from outside the hull."}, {"start": 3079.44, "end": 3090.48, "text": " The hull hull, yes. We're living in a hull hull. Gotta get out of this hull hull."}, {"start": 3090.48, "end": 3091.52, "text": " But what Stafford said?"}, {"start": 3091.52, "end": 3110.92, "text": " Yeah, you're already probably saying some shit like blue 22 blue 22"}, {"start": 3121.52, "end": 3126.52, "text": " I can't really be mad. I guess it's about as fast as you can walk in space."}, {"start": 3131.52, "end": 3133.52, "text": " You're mad, right?"}, {"start": 3134.52, "end": 3137.52, "text": " Why is there no secondary safety system?"}, {"start": 3138.52, "end": 3144.52, "text": " Budget cuts. We can't fix the whole spaceship tonight because of budget cuts."}, {"start": 3144.52, "end": 3146.52, "text": " You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 3146.52, "end": 3149.52, "text": " You know I'm trying so hard not to fall over that I feel like I actually might fall over."}, {"start": 3149.52, "end": 3152.32, "text": " How you like when you're drunk in front of your parents."}, {"start": 3152.32, "end": 3153.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3153.32, "end": 3156.32, "text": " I don't even see that."}, {"start": 3156.32, "end": 3161.32, "text": " Still thinking it."}, {"start": 3161.32, "end": 3163.32, "text": " We should probably check the FTL antenna."}, {"start": 3163.32, "end": 3165.32, "text": " Roger that."}, {"start": 3165.32, "end": 3167.12, "text": " Console's just here."}, {"start": 3167.12, "end": 3173.62, "text": " Boys in their video games."}, {"start": 3173.62, "end": 3175.82, "text": " Looks good to me."}, {"start": 3175.82, "end": 3179.5, "text": " Optical terminal is intact."}, {"start": 3179.5, "end": 3181.9, "text": " Transmission speed is deft."}, {"start": 3181.9, "end": 3182.9, "text": " Our Wi-Fi!"}, {"start": 3182.9, "end": 3184.86, "text": " Check for us correct soon."}, {"start": 3184.86, "end": 3188.7000000000003, "text": " This is what they want the pilot to do when the in-flight Wi-Fi stops working."}, {"start": 3188.7000000000003, "end": 3192.3, "text": " Let me just check the message logs."}, {"start": 3192.3, "end": 3194.26, "text": " Hey, baby."}, {"start": 3194.26, "end": 3196.3, "text": " We miss you already."}, {"start": 3196.3, "end": 3200.1400000000003, "text": " And we wanted to tell you how proud of you we both are."}, {"start": 3200.1400000000003, "end": 3205.34, "text": " What you're doing is, I know you had second thoughts, but"}, {"start": 3205.34, "end": 3210.34, "text": " It's the right thing to be three trillion light-years away from your family."}, {"start": 3235.34, "end": 3239.1400000000003, "text": " Can you imagine Stafford's face if he woke up to mission failure?"}, {"start": 3239.1400000000003, "end": 3241.1400000000003, "text": " I can imagine him smiling."}, {"start": 3241.1400000000003, "end": 3242.1400000000003, "text": " I'm angry."}, {"start": 3242.1400000000003, "end": 3243.1400000000003, "text": " Just disappointed."}, {"start": 3243.1400000000003, "end": 3244.1400000000003, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 3244.1400000000003, "end": 3245.1400000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3245.1400000000003, "end": 3246.1400000000003, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 3246.1400000000003, "end": 3247.1400000000003, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 3247.1400000000003, "end": 3248.1400000000003, "text": " God."}, {"start": 3248.1400000000003, "end": 3249.1400000000003, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 3249.1400000000003, "end": 3250.1400000000003, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3250.1400000000003, "end": 3251.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3251.1400000000003, "end": 3252.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3252.1400000000003, "end": 3253.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3253.1400000000003, "end": 3254.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3254.1400000000003, "end": 3255.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3255.1400000000003, "end": 3256.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3256.1400000000003, "end": 3257.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3257.1400000000003, "end": 3258.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3258.1400000000003, "end": 3259.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3259.1400000000003, "end": 3260.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3260.1400000000003, "end": 3261.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3261.1400000000003, "end": 3262.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3262.1400000000003, "end": 3263.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3263.1400000000003, "end": 3264.1400000000003, "text": " Connect."}, {"start": 3264.14, "end": 3276.8599999999997, "text": " She's got a certain Martin Short-type quality, don't say, I'm just saying!"}, {"start": 3276.8599999999997, "end": 3281.2599999999998, "text": " That is not the time to take in the scenery."}, {"start": 3281.2599999999998, "end": 3286.02, "text": " You think she looks like me?"}, {"start": 3286.02, "end": 3293.02, "text": " just takes after a mother"}, {"start": 3300.42, "end": 3304.66, "text": " impact must avoid the water and cause the rupture"}, {"start": 3304.66, "end": 3309.16, "text": " yeah there's a hole in the spaceship"}, {"start": 3309.16, "end": 3311.66, "text": " I'm sorry like"}, {"start": 3311.66, "end": 3315.14, "text": " I guess I've never been an astronaut but a big fucking hole in the spaceship"}, {"start": 3315.14, "end": 3323.8599999999997, "text": " seems like that's kind of like all hands on deck type situation to me. It does, it"}, {"start": 3323.8599999999997, "end": 3331.3399999999997, "text": " looks really bad. Thank you for validating me. I mean there's fucking sparks coming"}, {"start": 3331.3399999999997, "end": 3342.22, "text": " out of it. You know what, I guess I will say you'd rather this happen to your"}, {"start": 3342.2200000000003, "end": 3346.42, "text": " spaceship into your airplane because if this happens to your airplane you are"}, {"start": 3346.42, "end": 3351.0600000000004, "text": " fucked buddy this happens to your spaceship I mean like sure some shits"}, {"start": 3351.0600000000004, "end": 3354.94, "text": " probably getting in some shits getting out but like what's what it's not you're"}, {"start": 3354.94, "end": 3360.0200000000004, "text": " gonna crash what are you gonna crash into there's nothing that there's nothing"}, {"start": 3360.0200000000004, "end": 3362.38, "text": " around"}, {"start": 3362.38, "end": 3369.38, "text": " What a mess."}, {"start": 3369.38, "end": 3374.82, "text": " You just said it looked... you just said it didn't look that bad."}, {"start": 3374.82, "end": 3377.94, "text": " What is that? That's a fish bow."}, {"start": 3377.94, "end": 3384.7000000000003, "text": " Could have squirted a little."}, {"start": 3384.7000000000003, "end": 3387.42, "text": " Spaceships do that when they're under distress."}, {"start": 3387.42, "end": 3389.42, "text": " The overwrite ports are right there."}, {"start": 3410.92, "end": 3412.92, "text": " Looks like they're about to plague her plunk."}, {"start": 3415.42, "end": 3416.92, "text": " That did the job."}, {"start": 3417.42, "end": 3419.42, "text": " Can we go home now?"}, {"start": 3419.42, "end": 3422.42, "text": " Agreed. Back to the airlock."}, {"start": 3427.42, "end": 3429.42, "text": " Head of an era, huh?"}, {"start": 3429.42, "end": 3430.42, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 3434.42, "end": 3436.42, "text": " End the start of a new one."}, {"start": 3438.42, "end": 3440.42, "text": " End the start of a new one."}, {"start": 3440.42, "end": 3442.42, "text": " Aren't you excited to see our future home?"}, {"start": 3442.42, "end": 3446.42, "text": " Yeah. I just wish we could see it up close."}, {"start": 3446.42, "end": 3467.3, "text": " You always see the bright side."}, {"start": 3467.3, "end": 3469.42, "text": " You always find a way to see the bright side."}, {"start": 3470.46, "end": 3471.42, "text": " Mom told me that."}, {"start": 3472.3, "end": 3475.82, "text": " You can't always control what happens, but you can control how you react to it."}, {"start": 3476.82, "end": 3479.78, "text": " I can control the muscles in my face, so I use them to smile."}, {"start": 3480.6200000000003, "end": 3481.78, "text": " It's hard too, though."}, {"start": 3482.82, "end": 3483.54, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 3484.38, "end": 3485.94, "text": " That's why I try to focus on the night."}, {"start": 3485.94, "end": 3488.6600000000003, "text": " Why have you been numbed from the dentist or something?"}, {"start": 3489.82, "end": 3491.6200000000003, "text": " The past guides us to the future."}, {"start": 3492.78, "end": 3494.98, "text": " But what really matters most is us."}, {"start": 3494.98, "end": 3498.98, "text": " Right here, right now, fixing this shit."}, {"start": 3498.98, "end": 3501.98, "text": " It's the only place I want to be."}, {"start": 3501.98, "end": 3503.98, "text": " Loving this energy car, sir."}, {"start": 3503.98, "end": 3506.98, "text": " He is? We need to get him inside before you crash out."}, {"start": 3506.98, "end": 3512.98, "text": " I'm not supposed to have an existential crisis on the spacewalk."}, {"start": 3512.98, "end": 3521.98, "text": " You're supposed to dissociate to get the task done and then have your existential crash out, like in your own quarters, in zero G."}, {"start": 3521.98, "end": 3535.66, "text": " I got more growing pains than Maggie."}, {"start": 3535.66, "end": 3542.98, "text": " Who's smiling now?"}, {"start": 3542.98, "end": 3551.98, "text": " Oh, she's farting!"}, {"start": 3551.98, "end": 3554.98, "text": " Ewww!"}, {"start": 3554.98, "end": 3557.98, "text": " Catch me, catch me!"}, {"start": 3557.98, "end": 3560.98, "text": " I'm so ready for my first treat to eat."}, {"start": 3560.98, "end": 3562.98, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3562.98, "end": 3565.98, "text": " Told you, told you."}, {"start": 3565.98, "end": 3568.98, "text": " Always living in the moment."}, {"start": 3568.98, "end": 3571.98, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 3571.98, "end": 3579.98, "text": " I'm just crying. I thought, oh, I'm going to die."}, {"start": 3579.98, "end": 3582.98, "text": " I jumped. I jumped."}, {"start": 3582.98, "end": 3587.98, "text": " Korky, I love her. She's so crazy."}, {"start": 3587.98, "end": 3590.98, "text": " Literally the worst possible death flying into space."}, {"start": 3590.98, "end": 3600.98, "text": " Nope, flying into space with no YouTube."}, {"start": 3600.98, "end": 3605.46, "text": " that. Nutty Putty Cave would be worse. I would rather fly off into space and be stuck in"}, {"start": 3605.46, "end": 3612.3, "text": " Nutty Putty Cave. Turning points map out major story beats and also she could have lived."}, {"start": 3612.3, "end": 3615.94, "text": " She could have just ambiantly floated to the planet we were going to anyway. And then she"}, {"start": 3615.94, "end": 3622.7, "text": " could have been standing there on the surface going like, what took you so long? She could"}, {"start": 3622.7, "end": 3628.54, "text": " have already built like a fucking, you know, like cafe or something like that. She'd be"}, {"start": 3628.54, "end": 3636.7, "text": " drinking like a matcha latte. What took you so long? Map out major story beats or rewind"}, {"start": 3636.7, "end": 3640.18, "text": " the previous one to unlock turning points to switch story paths. You can also use turning"}, {"start": 3640.18, "end": 3644.9, "text": " points to track secrets. This is a turning point. If you want to try another, if you"}, {"start": 3644.9, "end": 3648.82, "text": " want to kill her, if you want to see what it would look like if she died, you could"}, {"start": 3648.82, "end": 3651.38, "text": " go back. That's alright, we're chill."}, {"start": 3661.46, "end": 3662.46, "text": " Should we tell Earth?"}, {"start": 3662.46, "end": 3667.5, "text": " Okay, wait, wait, wait. I wouldn't normally pause, but that's fucking funny. You think"}, {"start": 3667.5, "end": 3671.7400000000002, "text": " in like 3,000 years they're gonna dig up nutty putty cave and be like a person of great"}, {"start": 3671.7400000000002, "end": 3675.3, "text": " honor who was in Tomb Tear? This must have been an important ceremony."}, {"start": 3675.3, "end": 3679.6400000000003, "text": " Didn't they blow it up with like a grenade or something?"}, {"start": 3679.6400000000003, "end": 3683.1400000000003, "text": " Didn't they throw a grenade down there so nobody else could ever get stuck in Nutty"}, {"start": 3683.1400000000003, "end": 3684.1400000000003, "text": " Putty Cave?"}, {"start": 3684.1400000000003, "end": 3692.7400000000002, "text": " Sorry, what is 0 of 44 skulls mean?"}, {"start": 3692.7400000000002, "end": 3698.42, "text": " Is that good or bad?"}, {"start": 3698.42, "end": 3706.42, "text": " We stick the protocol run diagnostics first, then we can decide what to do after that"}, {"start": 3717.42, "end": 3721.62, "text": " Years of work on that bonsai wrote your spaceship has two fucking holes"}, {"start": 3723.98, "end": 3727.14, "text": " You don't know much about horticulture do you hear me out?"}, {"start": 3727.14, "end": 3731.74, "text": " remember when I was reading fracture and repair and then with that chapter on"}, {"start": 3731.74, "end": 3737.9, "text": " kinsugi oh yes I remember bro be an active listener at least let her finish"}, {"start": 3737.9, "end": 3745.06, "text": " her sentence that's wonderful except I'm pretty sure kinsugi is for pottery"}, {"start": 3745.06, "end": 3747.06, "text": " Not plants"}, {"start": 3750.82, "end": 3754.04, "text": " Damn sins you said clear comms"}, {"start": 3756.62, "end": 3758.62, "text": " Are you okay"}, {"start": 3768.58, "end": 3770.58, "text": " Civilization pirates"}, {"start": 3770.58, "end": 3777.58, "text": " We're talking Sid Meier. He might as well handle the whole over it."}, {"start": 3777.58, "end": 3789.58, "text": " Crew complex? I mean, not so far. Not so far. It seemed a little one-dimensional, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 3789.58, "end": 3805.02, "text": " Well, first place I would probably look."}, {"start": 3805.02, "end": 3812.02, "text": " the glowing blue chevron on my heads-up display."}, {"start": 3827.42, "end": 3831.42, "text": " Child's laughter almost never a good thing on a space ship."}, {"start": 3835.02, "end": 3837.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3837.06, "end": 3839.06, "text": " Sims"}, {"start": 3841.06, "end": 3843.34, "text": " No, man, she hasn't been posture maxing"}, {"start": 3846.02, "end": 3848.82, "text": " I'll probably ask if she's okay sims"}, {"start": 3850.78, "end": 3855.68, "text": " She hits the good the Michael Jackson gonna turn around be like talk to me"}, {"start": 3856.74, "end": 3860.9, "text": " He I know it's been tough for you out here"}, {"start": 3862.02, "end": 3864.02, "text": " But I thought you were past this"}, {"start": 3865.02, "end": 3868.7, "text": " I'm I'm here for you"}, {"start": 3875.82, "end": 3877.82, "text": " Never"}, {"start": 3883.66, "end": 3886.22, "text": " Just going to go wait dr. Cooper"}, {"start": 3889.82, "end": 3892.62, "text": " Then she got the fucking legendary maze, bro"}, {"start": 3895.02, "end": 3906.38, "text": " She got a loot!"}, {"start": 3906.38, "end": 3914.7, "text": " I'm weak to electrical damage."}, {"start": 3914.7000000000003, "end": 3917.7000000000003, "text": " time I'm taking my ass to fuel junction."}, {"start": 3925.7000000000003, "end": 3928.7000000000003, "text": " Sounds like she dropped something down the stairs."}, {"start": 3941.7000000000003, "end": 3943.7000000000003, "text": " Does that have a certain David Schwimmer type quality?"}, {"start": 3944.7000000000003, "end": 3968.7000000000003, "text": " It's hard to let go. Earth is the only home we know. But the truth is, our home is dying."}, {"start": 3968.7000000000003, "end": 3970.7000000000003, "text": " I don't want to hurt you."}, {"start": 3970.7000000000003, "end": 3972.7000000000003, "text": " We need to let go."}, {"start": 3972.7000000000003, "end": 3976.7000000000003, "text": " And ask what if."}, {"start": 3976.7000000000003, "end": 3979.7000000000003, "text": " What if life is not as we know it?"}, {"start": 3979.7000000000003, "end": 3982.7000000000003, "text": " What if it's better?"}, {"start": 3982.7000000000003, "end": 3985.7000000000003, "text": " Oh, she's camping me."}, {"start": 3985.7000000000003, "end": 3995.7000000000003, "text": " It's like trying to avoid seeing your mom on the day you get your report card."}, {"start": 3995.7000000000003, "end": 3997.3, "text": " My mom is dead."}, {"start": 3998.5000000000005, "end": 3999.8, "text": " Everyone is dead."}, {"start": 3999.8, "end": 4000.8, "text": " Does she hear me?"}, {"start": 4001.8, "end": 4002.6000000000004, "text": " She..."}, {"start": 4002.6000000000004, "end": 4004.8, "text": " Don't say she's gonna molly the box."}, {"start": 4004.8, "end": 4005.5000000000005, "text": " She's gonna..."}, {"start": 4005.5000000000005, "end": 4007.0000000000005, "text": " She's gonna turn around."}, {"start": 4007.8, "end": 4009.2000000000003, "text": " Turn around!"}, {"start": 4013.5000000000005, "end": 4015.0000000000005, "text": " I've forgotten it all."}, {"start": 4016.4, "end": 4018.1000000000004, "text": " I've forgotten everything."}, {"start": 4025.7000000000003, "end": 4031.7000000000003, "text": " Damn, she kind of sucks, huh?"}, {"start": 4031.7000000000003, "end": 4040.1000000000004, "text": " She's like a moth."}, {"start": 4040.1000000000004, "end": 4041.1000000000004, "text": " Low FLB."}, {"start": 4041.1, "end": 4048.1, "text": " She's talking like Prince on Purple Rain."}, {"start": 4071.1, "end": 4078.1, "text": " Okay, I actually did get a little bit scared there."}, {"start": 4082.1, "end": 4084.1, "text": " Can anyone recap the story for me?"}, {"start": 4084.1, "end": 4087.1, "text": " Our spaceship blew two holes in it and she sussed."}, {"start": 4087.1, "end": 4088.1, "text": " We're the only two people on it."}, {"start": 4088.1, "end": 4092.1, "text": " Also, we're both about to die one way or the other."}, {"start": 4092.1, "end": 4093.1, "text": " And then everyone's going to wake up and cry"}, {"start": 4093.1, "end": 4095.1, "text": " and cry out so you can be like, what happened here?"}, {"start": 4102.54, "end": 4103.74, "text": " Is she an imposter?"}, {"start": 4103.74, "end": 4106.0199999999995, "text": " She might, she might be an imposter,"}, {"start": 4106.0199999999995, "end": 4108.74, "text": " but I have, she's clearing herself."}, {"start": 4110.46, "end": 4113.46, "text": " Which I'm told is not a reliable way to,"}, {"start": 4114.78, "end": 4116.64, "text": " to know who's sus and who's not."}, {"start": 4123.1, "end": 4128.820000000001, "text": " She did tasks?"}, {"start": 4128.820000000001, "end": 4129.820000000001, "text": " She literally did not do that."}, {"start": 4129.820000000001, "end": 4132.02, "text": " I did all the tasks."}, {"start": 4132.02, "end": 4133.02, "text": " She did none tasks."}, {"start": 4133.02, "end": 4136.02, "text": " We're all gonna die out here."}, {"start": 4136.02, "end": 4137.660000000001, "text": " She keeps saying that."}, {"start": 4137.660000000001, "end": 4143.3, "text": " But she's the one with the damn plus two to lightning damage mace, bro."}, {"start": 4143.3, "end": 4173.22, "text": " Like it's literally shooting sparks off the walls."}, {"start": 4173.22, "end": 4177.02, "text": " quarters bro I mean the way this game is going I'm more concerned about cruise"}, {"start": 4177.02, "end": 4179.34, "text": " holes"}, {"start": 4179.34, "end": 4181.34, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 4186.7, "end": 4191.18, "text": " no this is the worst time possible for a windows update"}, {"start": 4191.18, "end": 4202.3, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4202.3, "end": 4203.3, "text": " Use the bonsai."}, {"start": 4203.3, "end": 4204.900000000001, "text": " Grab the bonsai and hit her over the head."}, {"start": 4204.900000000001, "end": 4207.46, "text": " 48 hours from flight crew, wake up."}, {"start": 4207.46, "end": 4208.46, "text": " Something's wrong with Sims."}, {"start": 4208.46, "end": 4209.46, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4209.46, "end": 4210.46, "text": " She attacked me."}, {"start": 4210.46, "end": 4211.46, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 4211.46, "end": 4217.38, "text": " She's trying to kill me."}, {"start": 4217.38, "end": 4219.860000000001, "text": " We were repairing an impact to the hull."}, {"start": 4219.86, "end": 4227.54, "text": " separated to repair different areas of the ship with them."}, {"start": 4227.54, "end": 4243.7, "text": " She's doing more damage to me than a fucking farmer's rat from Tim's."}, {"start": 4243.7, "end": 4248.7, "text": " And this is normally where we would see the archivist walking through the, walking through"}, {"start": 4248.7, "end": 4253.679999999999, "text": " the halls well-imagined dragons place it's only when we come he forgot to his"}, {"start": 4253.679999999999, "end": 4257.38, "text": " sense so annoying you know the whole group chat is just like they see his"}, {"start": 4257.38, "end": 4262.46, "text": " face with like da da da next to it they're like it's been fucking hours man"}, {"start": 4262.46, "end": 4266.94, "text": " what the fuck are you typing in there war and peace"}, {"start": 4266.9400000000005, "end": 4275.9400000000005, "text": " Little Star."}, {"start": 4275.9400000000005, "end": 4279.320000000001, "text": " In the episode 1, Little Star."}, {"start": 4279.320000000001, "end": 4282.660000000001, "text": " I know Big Star, man."}, {"start": 4282.660000000001, "end": 4285.700000000001, "text": " September Girls."}, {"start": 4285.700000000001, "end": 4290.9400000000005, "text": " That 70's show theme song."}, {"start": 4290.9400000000005, "end": 4320.1, "text": " Two days before lunch, in loving memory of Bill, funeral"}, {"start": 4320.1, "end": 4336.1, "text": " kind of crazy. I wasn't sure you'd be here. I wouldn't have missed it for the world."}, {"start": 4336.1, "end": 4345.1, "text": " If you start early tonight, the Met says there's a storm building over the Atlantic."}, {"start": 4345.1, "end": 4347.820000000001, "text": " could be dark even in the future you can only talk about the weather"}, {"start": 4358.22, "end": 4361.18, "text": " makeup hair yeah posture"}, {"start": 4361.18, "end": 4364.18, "text": " No, you're talking about my swagger."}, {"start": 4364.18, "end": 4368.18, "text": " Maybe I am."}, {"start": 4368.18, "end": 4373.18, "text": " The cake is going to be waxy as fuck."}, {"start": 4373.18, "end": 4375.18, "text": " Maybe they're future candles."}, {"start": 4375.18, "end": 4379.18, "text": " Four years."}, {"start": 4379.18, "end": 4382.18, "text": " It still doesn't feel real sometimes."}, {"start": 4382.18, "end": 4386.18, "text": " Dad was always gone for years on a mission."}, {"start": 4386.18, "end": 4390.18, "text": " I'm almost waiting for him to walk back through the door."}, {"start": 4390.18, "end": 4392.18, "text": " through the door."}, {"start": 4392.18, "end": 4393.5, "text": " And pop out of the cake."}, {"start": 4393.5, "end": 4396.14, "text": " Every time I say your name, I'm taking right back"}, {"start": 4396.14, "end": 4397.700000000001, "text": " to those first missions with him."}, {"start": 4397.700000000001, "end": 4400.18, "text": " Oh, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4400.18, "end": 4401.18, "text": " There's nothing to be sorry for."}, {"start": 4401.18, "end": 4403.62, "text": " It would be so awesome to introduce someone as your dad's"}, {"start": 4403.62, "end": 4408.26, "text": " co-worker and then be like, oh, yeah."}, {"start": 4408.26, "end": 4412.54, "text": " Oh, we were away on a business trip together."}, {"start": 4412.54, "end": 4413.06, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 4413.06, "end": 4415.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, the talceti."}, {"start": 4415.9400000000005, "end": 4420.9400000000005, "text": " the closest habitable star with earth-like conditions."}, {"start": 4421.76, "end": 4423.400000000001, "text": " They'd be like, oh, shit."}, {"start": 4423.400000000001, "end": 4426.3, "text": " I thought you were in like fucking Chicago or something."}, {"start": 4431.700000000001, "end": 4433.000000000001, "text": " I didn't hear what you said."}, {"start": 4434.000000000001, "end": 4439.000000000001, "text": " What they want us to do is a lot to ask of someone."}, {"start": 4440.14, "end": 4441.88, "text": " I understand your concerns, young,"}, {"start": 4441.88, "end": 4444.52, "text": " but what if we really got to lose?"}, {"start": 4445.9400000000005, "end": 4451.9400000000005, "text": " You know, I look at you now, and I see that kid flying wild into the sun."}, {"start": 4451.9400000000005, "end": 4453.9400000000005, "text": " That was a long time ago."}, {"start": 4453.9400000000005, "end": 4455.9400000000005, "text": " When your father and I were on the road..."}, {"start": 4455.9400000000005, "end": 4458.9400000000005, "text": " See? Like the aura from that sentence is so crazy."}, {"start": 4460.9400000000005, "end": 4463.9400000000005, "text": " He never once panicked."}, {"start": 4463.9400000000005, "end": 4465.9400000000005, "text": " Just treated it like any other job."}, {"start": 4465.9400000000005, "end": 4468.9400000000005, "text": " Well, yeah, I'd be panicking if you lost the O2 tank."}, {"start": 4468.9400000000005, "end": 4471.9400000000005, "text": " The CO2 tank? I could just get you another one, man."}, {"start": 4471.9400000000005, "end": 4473.9400000000005, "text": " Just breathe out."}, {"start": 4473.9400000000005, "end": 4480.34, "text": " Younger I asked him how he could be so relaxed and he just turned to me and he said"}, {"start": 4480.34, "end": 4485.540000000001, "text": " Never forget why you started Never forget why you started"}, {"start": 4485.540000000001, "end": 4492.780000000001, "text": " Never forget why you started He'd have all the answers"}, {"start": 4492.780000000001, "end": 4497.460000000001, "text": " I can't even cut the damn cake Never did figure out how to eat one of these"}, {"start": 4497.460000000001, "end": 4498.460000000001, "text": " things"}, {"start": 4498.46, "end": 4500.46, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 4500.46, "end": 4502.46, "text": " Uh, what's that?"}, {"start": 4507.46, "end": 4510.46, "text": " Present day!"}, {"start": 4515.46, "end": 4517.46, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 4528.46, "end": 4533.46, "text": " if you want 20 over 70"}, {"start": 4533.46, "end": 4536.46, "text": " or to it's 72"}, {"start": 4536.46, "end": 4538.46, "text": " little high temperature 97.2"}, {"start": 4538.46, "end": 4540.46, "text": " little little high on my"}, {"start": 4540.46, "end": 4542.46, "text": " that's her HRV sleep score"}, {"start": 4542.46, "end": 4544.46, "text": " take it easy"}, {"start": 4544.46, "end": 4546.46, "text": " you'll feel groggy for a while"}, {"start": 4546.46, "end": 4548.46, "text": " that's it"}, {"start": 4548.46, "end": 4552.46, "text": " oxygen saturation 95%"}, {"start": 4552.46, "end": 4554.46, "text": " low sense she's dropping"}, {"start": 4555.46, "end": 4556.46, "text": " Look up."}, {"start": 4558.46, "end": 4560.46, "text": " Hey, low ass."}, {"start": 4571.46, "end": 4575.46, "text": " We just erased your memory. You belong to the company now."}, {"start": 4577.46, "end": 4579.46, "text": " Good morning, yeah."}, {"start": 4579.46, "end": 4588.18, "text": " This cauldron sims should they be here well that is standard procedure but this is in"}, {"start": 4588.18, "end": 4593.22, "text": " the standard situation sims what's wrong you read Stafford and I were woken up automatically"}, {"start": 4593.22, "end": 4598.58, "text": " by the ship he's trying to reach the sleep technicians now sims so wake up some me you"}, {"start": 4598.58, "end": 4609.06, "text": " read what's going on what's going on we're reading multiple system crashes I've been"}, {"start": 4609.06, "end": 4616.06, "text": " been trying to establish why"}, {"start": 4619.06, "end": 4621.06, "text": " thanks"}, {"start": 4621.06, "end": 4623.06, "text": " where are we?"}, {"start": 4623.06, "end": 4625.06, "text": " we're in space"}, {"start": 4625.06, "end": 4630.06, "text": " within range of the marker and decelerating for orbit"}, {"start": 4630.06, "end": 4635.06, "text": " wreaking the second pilot now"}, {"start": 4635.06, "end": 4637.06, "text": " She can float"}, {"start": 4647.780000000001, "end": 4649.780000000001, "text": " I bet zero G sucks ass"}, {"start": 4650.3, "end": 4653.280000000001, "text": " I bet you get a hug and sick of it pretty quick"}, {"start": 4654.3, "end": 4657.42, "text": " I bet you realize pretty damn quick that we were kind of like"}, {"start": 4657.42, "end": 4661.78, "text": " You know, meant for to have a certain degree of gravity."}, {"start": 4674.58, "end": 4676.58, "text": " He's taking like one step back."}, {"start": 4683.9, "end": 4685.9, "text": " Bro, we haven't even found the Sims yet!"}, {"start": 4687.42, "end": 4689.42, "text": " With Corinth."}, {"start": 4700.42, "end": 4703.42, "text": " Oh, shit. Like I already see."}, {"start": 4703.42, "end": 4706.42, "text": " Poor lad's got a hydro seal the size of a lemon."}, {"start": 4706.42, "end": 4708.42, "text": " It's terminal."}, {"start": 4713.42, "end": 4714.42, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4714.42, "end": 4716.42, "text": " How bad y'all?"}, {"start": 4717.42, "end": 4728.8, "text": " He did say corn."}, {"start": 4728.8, "end": 4733.86, "text": " That's why we dissected our mission statement and then scattered it across the terminals"}, {"start": 4733.86, "end": 4735.9, "text": " throughout the sleeping chambers."}, {"start": 4735.9, "end": 4739.82, "text": " Wait, this is the same fucking message, bro."}, {"start": 4739.82, "end": 4744.86, "text": " It's like when you're in line for a despicable me, Minion Rush at Universal Studios and they"}, {"start": 4744.86, "end": 4751.66, "text": " start playing the grew trivia again yeah I'm lost"}, {"start": 4751.74, "end": 4761.38, "text": " mentioned simple pleasure song big dog how you feeling hangover from hell"}, {"start": 4762.219999999999, "end": 4770.62, "text": " Carter Sims do you read that not lately I've been watching a lot of videos but it"}, {"start": 4770.62, "end": 4773.78, "text": " was my New Year's resolution"}, {"start": 4774.86, "end": 4783.74, "text": " I'm asking that the 10 gigahertz communication frequency on where the hell are you to this is audible"}, {"start": 4793.42, "end": 4795.42, "text": " How bad are we talking"}, {"start": 4795.42, "end": 4816.08, "text": " Oh, there's a hole in the side of the ship, sir."}, {"start": 4816.08, "end": 4823.22, "text": " I've been a little busy with the hole in the ship, sir."}, {"start": 4823.22, "end": 4825.22, "text": " I understood, you're fucking fired."}, {"start": 4826.22, "end": 4828.22, "text": " Apologies we weren't there to wake you, sir."}, {"start": 4831.22, "end": 4833.22, "text": " Can you confirm how many of you are awake?"}, {"start": 4834.22, "end": 4836.22, "text": " Just before flight crew."}, {"start": 4837.22, "end": 4839.22, "text": " We'll wake the others hell over in Asclean."}, {"start": 4839.22, "end": 4841.22, "text": " She got the nefarious get up."}, {"start": 4849.22, "end": 4851.22, "text": " Go check on Mitchell."}, {"start": 4853.22, "end": 4866.02, "text": " the etsy of fit it's dad he's he's fucking faded man this is what he's going to be like"}, {"start": 4866.02, "end": 4870.780000000001, "text": " on his first stream back he's just he gets he's still in there you can see from his smile"}, {"start": 4870.78, "end": 4879.54, "text": " oh whoa just smoozing four years of sleep wasn't enough huh whenever you're"}, {"start": 4879.54, "end": 4887.92, "text": " ready kiddo oh shit four years of sleep sounds like me when I see that he's"}, {"start": 4887.92, "end": 4895.98, "text": " hit a Tarkov vein on the always-on channel Riven shine sleeping beauty and"}, {"start": 4895.9800000000005, "end": 4899.18, "text": " And to what do I owe the honor of this royal welcome?"}, {"start": 4899.18, "end": 4900.780000000001, "text": " There's been a whole breach."}, {"start": 4900.780000000001, "end": 4902.580000000001, "text": " What did you say, baby Dan?"}, {"start": 4902.580000000001, "end": 4904.14, "text": " Never have that haircut eye around."}, {"start": 4904.14, "end": 4907.06, "text": " I would explain why our oxygen processing is done."}, {"start": 4907.06, "end": 4909.900000000001, "text": " That sounds bad."}, {"start": 4909.900000000001, "end": 4911.740000000001, "text": " Sound of control."}, {"start": 4911.740000000001, "end": 4914.22, "text": " But we're only an hour from the marker."}, {"start": 4914.22, "end": 4918.1, "text": " Young, wisely, begin engine checks in preparation for orbit."}, {"start": 4918.1, "end": 4921.500000000001, "text": " I'll take Mitchell and we'll reboot the CO2 scrubbers."}, {"start": 4921.500000000001, "end": 4923.580000000001, "text": " I thought I saved some oxygen and go back to sleep."}, {"start": 4923.580000000001, "end": 4925.34, "text": " Come on, we have jobs to do."}, {"start": 4925.34, "end": 4928.34, "text": " The voice doesn't sound right coming out of my friend's body."}, {"start": 4934.34, "end": 4935.34, "text": " You feeling alright?"}, {"start": 4936.34, "end": 4937.34, "text": " Kind of weird."}, {"start": 4937.34, "end": 4940.34, "text": " It feels like I went to sleep on the S-Fan."}, {"start": 4940.34, "end": 4942.34, "text": " Now I've had 8-4 years in the making."}, {"start": 4944.34, "end": 4947.34, "text": " It's like my body's going one way and my mind's going another."}, {"start": 4947.34, "end": 4949.34, "text": " That's to be expected."}, {"start": 4949.34, "end": 4951.34, "text": " It's a little twitchy."}, {"start": 4951.34, "end": 4958.34, "text": " I'm not sure you take care of yourself over the course of the mission, body and mind."}, {"start": 4958.34, "end": 4959.34, "text": " You understand?"}, {"start": 4959.34, "end": 4964.34, "text": " Well, these guns have been asleep way too long."}, {"start": 4964.34, "end": 4969.34, "text": " You know I love your jokes."}, {"start": 4969.34, "end": 4975.34, "text": " I've always loved your jokes like that."}, {"start": 4975.34, "end": 4980.34, "text": " Got your belt buckle on backwards, buddy."}, {"start": 4980.34, "end": 4995.34, "text": " How much you benched your grandfather now it's a hell of an encore first man to exit"}, {"start": 4995.34, "end": 5009.900000000001, "text": " planetary mission not bad for commanders farewell retirement isn't for me or do we go he should"}, {"start": 5009.900000000001, "end": 5014.960000000001, "text": " be saying something like yeah I just can't wait I just can't wait to be on"}, {"start": 5014.960000000001, "end": 5020.6, "text": " my back deck overlooking the mountains cup of coffee in my hand my family around"}, {"start": 5020.6, "end": 5027.72, "text": " me should be saying some shit like that just one day from retirement my duty is"}, {"start": 5027.72, "end": 5033.040000000001, "text": " to serve it's all I've ever known I'm the luckiest commander in the car in"}, {"start": 5033.04, "end": 5038.08, "text": " ranks for the best team I could have asked for. There's no other crew like us."}, {"start": 5038.08, "end": 5041.6, "text": " Yeah, you work like balance of shot."}, {"start": 5041.6, "end": 5043.6, "text": " A damn tragedy."}, {"start": 5045.6, "end": 5047.6, "text": " What's your take on Anders?"}, {"start": 5047.6, "end": 5049.6, "text": " Bit of a labor placement, huh?"}, {"start": 5051.6, "end": 5052.48, "text": " You trust her?"}, {"start": 5052.48, "end": 5054.48, "text": " She's got the mumps, man."}, {"start": 5056.72, "end": 5058.72, "text": " I trust the recruitment process."}, {"start": 5058.72, "end": 5061.04, "text": " I trust the current recruitment process."}, {"start": 5061.04, "end": 5069.04, "text": " If McNamara was the best, Anders is a close second, especially given Koopa's seal of approval."}, {"start": 5069.04, "end": 5070.04, "text": " Koopa?"}, {"start": 5070.04, "end": 5071.04, "text": " I guess so."}, {"start": 5071.04, "end": 5076.04, "text": " Isley, we're almost at hydroponics. Head over when you're done."}, {"start": 5079.04, "end": 5083.04, "text": " Man, they got the Sims, they got Mario, they got Dan?"}, {"start": 5083.04, "end": 5088.04, "text": " Okay, remind me why we're here. Because the technicians didn't do their jobs."}, {"start": 5088.04, "end": 5091.04, "text": " They'll need to bring the reactor to full power."}, {"start": 5092.04, "end": 5096.04, "text": " You know, I've never flown with something with a reactor this size."}, {"start": 5096.04, "end": 5098.04, "text": " You weren't worried it might pop?"}, {"start": 5099.04, "end": 5102.04, "text": " They'd get more unstable the bigger they are, don't they?"}, {"start": 5102.04, "end": 5106.04, "text": " Don't be sensational. The tech's come a long way since Jessup Station."}, {"start": 5106.04, "end": 5108.04, "text": " You'd struggle to break this one even if you tried."}, {"start": 5108.04, "end": 5110.04, "text": " How can you be so sure?"}, {"start": 5110.04, "end": 5113.04, "text": " Because I trust the science. And I trust my ship."}, {"start": 5114.04, "end": 5116.04, "text": " And we're gonna science the shit out of this."}, {"start": 5116.04, "end": 5121.14, "text": " out of this. We need to get back on schedule. I'm opening up my messenger system. It's"}, {"start": 5121.14, "end": 5130.0199999999995, "text": " dark as hell in Hydro. Why was he talking like a like a rapper or something? It's"}, {"start": 5130.0199999999995, "end": 5140.86, "text": " dark as hell in Hydro. I support you. I said give me two sex I'll get the lights."}, {"start": 5140.86, "end": 5145.86, "text": " Your feelings are valid. It'd be great if we could get the lights on ASAP."}, {"start": 5145.86, "end": 5151.36, "text": " Yeah, it was good to see you."}, {"start": 5151.36, "end": 5153.36, "text": " I see you now are down in the reactor room."}, {"start": 5153.36, "end": 5154.36, "text": " No, I don't want to see you."}, {"start": 5154.36, "end": 5156.36, "text": " Lowell, how's she getting on?"}, {"start": 5156.36, "end": 5158.36, "text": " She's fine."}, {"start": 5158.36, "end": 5160.36, "text": " Small talk isn't exactly her forte."}, {"start": 5160.36, "end": 5161.36, "text": " I appreciate it."}, {"start": 5161.36, "end": 5163.36, "text": " She wasn't made second in command for her small talk."}, {"start": 5163.36, "end": 5165.36, "text": " Lowell!"}, {"start": 5165.36, "end": 5167.36, "text": " You will, she's one of the good ones."}, {"start": 5167.36, "end": 5169.36, "text": " What about you, Carter?"}, {"start": 5169.36, "end": 5170.36, "text": " You doing okay?"}, {"start": 5170.36, "end": 5171.36, "text": " How's it looking down there?"}, {"start": 5171.36, "end": 5173.36, "text": " Need any support?"}, {"start": 5173.36, "end": 5176.36, "text": " You need any support? Winky tongue out?"}, {"start": 5176.36, "end": 5181.36, "text": " Sims? You both okay? Stafford's worried about you."}, {"start": 5181.36, "end": 5184.36, "text": " Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 5184.36, "end": 5188.36, "text": " Last rep. Damn."}, {"start": 5193.36, "end": 5198.36, "text": " She typed without realizing it and I can see that she's typing and now she can't pretend not to have read it."}, {"start": 5198.36, "end": 5228.32, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna say we deactivate the landing computer to keep the"}, {"start": 5228.32, "end": 5230.32, "text": " the fire control for now."}, {"start": 5233.82, "end": 5234.82, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 5245.32, "end": 5246.32, "text": " You're gonna need the land?"}, {"start": 5246.32, "end": 5249.32, "text": " Wrong land and I got the imposter of oneness on the ship!"}, {"start": 5249.32, "end": 5251.82, "text": " If I land, the whole civilization could be fucked!"}, {"start": 5258.32, "end": 5265.32, "text": " I'm gonna go get a gun."}, {"start": 5265.32, "end": 5267.32, "text": " Hey, sit down on the nappylcary roots."}, {"start": 5267.32, "end": 5268.32, "text": " Bite me."}, {"start": 5268.32, "end": 5269.32, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 5269.32, "end": 5273.32, "text": " No, it's good to see you taking care of your mental health."}, {"start": 5273.32, "end": 5277.32, "text": " The engines are prepped and the power plant is fully operational, Commander."}, {"start": 5277.32, "end": 5279.32, "text": " We're ready for a bit."}, {"start": 5279.32, "end": 5280.32, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 5280.32, "end": 5281.32, "text": " Work, Isley."}, {"start": 5281.32, "end": 5282.32, "text": " Can you guys keep it?"}, {"start": 5282.32, "end": 5284.32, "text": " Can you keep it down over there?"}, {"start": 5284.32, "end": 5285.32, "text": " Um, I don't know."}, {"start": 5285.32, "end": 5286.32, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5286.32, "end": 5289.32, "text": " But given the circumstances, I'd say they're both performing well."}, {"start": 5290.32, "end": 5292.32, "text": " Probably just."}, {"start": 5292.32, "end": 5295.32, "text": " That tree was a neat addition."}, {"start": 5295.32, "end": 5297.32, "text": " It's good to have a reminder of home."}, {"start": 5297.32, "end": 5301.32, "text": " Actually, it measurably reduces the load on our oxygen scrubbers."}, {"start": 5301.32, "end": 5305.32, "text": " Plus, its canopy serves as an effective dust filter."}, {"start": 5305.32, "end": 5310.32, "text": " But yes, I had a hot thorn just like it in my garden back at home."}, {"start": 5310.32, "end": 5312.32, "text": " It's actually a cutting."}, {"start": 5312.32, "end": 5314.5199999999995, "text": " I'm glad you're with us, I think."}, {"start": 5314.5199999999995, "end": 5316.5199999999995, "text": " This ship is all you."}, {"start": 5316.5199999999995, "end": 5318.5199999999995, "text": " You should be proud to sail board it."}, {"start": 5318.5199999999995, "end": 5322.5199999999995, "text": " It's definitely like 99% steel and aluminum."}, {"start": 5326.5199999999995, "end": 5328.5199999999995, "text": " Long-ass joke, man."}, {"start": 5328.5199999999995, "end": 5332.5199999999995, "text": " I must say, I'm disappointed with our sea technicians."}, {"start": 5332.5199999999995, "end": 5335.5199999999995, "text": " I'd expect it more efficiency from them."}, {"start": 5335.52, "end": 5343.26, "text": " I'd expect it more efficiency from them you think they should have been there to"}, {"start": 5343.26, "end": 5346.26, "text": " wake us I'd like to know why they thought the repairs were more important"}, {"start": 5346.26, "end": 5354.200000000001, "text": " but there's a hole in the shaft I'd like to check their service logs I accept"}, {"start": 5354.200000000001, "end": 5361.400000000001, "text": " this very well because I know that there sucks but I see do remember that we're"}, {"start": 5361.400000000001, "end": 5379.64, "text": " all a long way from home we sure bros not retired you just woke up from a"}, {"start": 5379.64, "end": 5384.84, "text": " four-year nap he's busy looking at the damn tree"}, {"start": 5391.400000000001, "end": 5396.400000000001, "text": " Oh, when the Roomba suss?"}, {"start": 5403.400000000001, "end": 5407.400000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5410.400000000001, "end": 5413.400000000001, "text": " Imagine?"}, {"start": 5414.400000000001, "end": 5419.400000000001, "text": " You don't need to break the Roomba, bro. Just put it next to a flight of stairs."}, {"start": 5419.400000000001, "end": 5423.400000000001, "text": " It's beautiful out there."}, {"start": 5423.400000000001, "end": 5427.400000000001, "text": " Sure is."}, {"start": 5427.400000000001, "end": 5431.400000000001, "text": " You ever think what you might have been if you were a pilot?"}, {"start": 5431.400000000001, "end": 5435.400000000001, "text": " No chance. This has always been it for me."}, {"start": 5435.400000000001, "end": 5439.400000000001, "text": " God damn right."}, {"start": 5439.400000000001, "end": 5443.400000000001, "text": " I could die out here. Yep."}, {"start": 5443.400000000001, "end": 5447.400000000001, "text": " But that is not going to happen. No, I mean like, it'd be cool."}, {"start": 5447.400000000001, "end": 5448.400000000001, "text": " lagged at dying out of space."}, {"start": 5448.400000000001, "end": 5449.400000000001, "text": " What do you do?"}, {"start": 5449.400000000001, "end": 5450.400000000001, "text": " Gosh, no, no, no."}, {"start": 5450.400000000001, "end": 5451.400000000001, "text": " I'd be dead."}, {"start": 5451.400000000001, "end": 5452.400000000001, "text": " No, I meant with my body."}, {"start": 5452.400000000001, "end": 5458.400000000001, "text": " If I had died, would you just pop the airlock and send me floating out into space?"}, {"start": 5458.400000000001, "end": 5463.400000000001, "text": " I'd be doing some weekend at Bernie's ship for sure."}, {"start": 5463.400000000001, "end": 5464.400000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 5464.400000000001, "end": 5468.080000000001, "text": " Company guideline state, no littering in all bit."}, {"start": 5468.080000000001, "end": 5470.400000000001, "text": " That definitely includes your dead arse."}, {"start": 5470.400000000001, "end": 5471.400000000001, "text": " Cold-blooded."}, {"start": 5471.400000000001, "end": 5476.400000000001, "text": " Actually, Hydra, you'd make me a good man."}, {"start": 5476.400000000001, "end": 5480.000000000001, "text": " You'd make perfect fertilizer for the shrubbery."}, {"start": 5480.000000000001, "end": 5483.200000000001, "text": " You know, like a back-to-nature kind of thing."}, {"start": 5483.200000000001, "end": 5484.8, "text": " I could visit every night."}, {"start": 5484.8, "end": 5486.8, "text": " Fill you in on the latest."}, {"start": 5486.8, "end": 5490.400000000001, "text": " But don't go dying just yet."}, {"start": 5490.400000000001, "end": 5492.6, "text": " All for you, I'd go for promotion."}, {"start": 5492.6, "end": 5494.000000000001, "text": " Freeze drying."}, {"start": 5494.000000000001, "end": 5495.000000000001, "text": " Seriously?"}, {"start": 5495.000000000001, "end": 5497.000000000001, "text": " Yeah, it'd be kind of fine."}, {"start": 5497.000000000001, "end": 5498.6, "text": " Put you into an airtight bag,"}, {"start": 5498.6, "end": 5500.6, "text": " stick you around to negative 270 degrees,"}, {"start": 5500.6, "end": 5501.6, "text": " shake you around a little"}, {"start": 5501.6, "end": 5503.200000000001, "text": " until you shatter into a million pieces."}, {"start": 5503.200000000001, "end": 5506.200000000001, "text": " With that one co-worker who's a little too dumb?"}, {"start": 5506.2, "end": 5508.2, "text": " Find the ground young"}, {"start": 5517.0, "end": 5523.599999999999, "text": " You were like what would you do with my body and then she did not ask and you were like I basically break you into like a trillie pieces"}, {"start": 5523.8, "end": 5525.8, "text": " Don't even joke about that. Oh"}, {"start": 5526.76, "end": 5528.76, "text": " What's he knew?"}, {"start": 5528.76, "end": 5531.76, "text": " I can't tell if you're joking or just being an ass."}, {"start": 5531.76, "end": 5534.76, "text": " There were no signs. He always lit up a room."}, {"start": 5534.76, "end": 5537.76, "text": " He was just like anybody and he was so handsome."}, {"start": 5537.76, "end": 5539.76, "text": " He was so handsome."}, {"start": 5540.76, "end": 5543.76, "text": " He was too handsome to be a serial killer."}, {"start": 5543.76, "end": 5559.92, "text": " If you got to go, just go."}, {"start": 5559.92, "end": 5564.64, "text": " It's not going to disappear."}, {"start": 5564.64, "end": 5574.08, "text": " Oh, next recording buffering."}, {"start": 5574.08, "end": 5581.160000000001, "text": " Okay, that's a very embarrassing shot, to be honest."}, {"start": 5581.160000000001, "end": 5591.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, I remember this."}, {"start": 5591.4800000000005, "end": 5594.4800000000005, "text": " I played it about 12 minutes ago."}, {"start": 5603.4800000000005, "end": 5605.4800000000005, "text": " Shit looked like a house in 1977."}, {"start": 5610.4800000000005, "end": 5612.4800000000005, "text": " Wait, wait, this is where things went wrong."}, {"start": 5621.4800000000005, "end": 5631.56, "text": " No, don't go just out of frame."}, {"start": 5631.56, "end": 5636.8, "text": " Don't go just out of frame."}, {"start": 5636.8, "end": 5641.8, "text": " It's recording buffering."}, {"start": 5641.8, "end": 5665.4400000000005, "text": " drink verification can that's us man little hot dog still in their wrapper"}, {"start": 5665.4400000000005, "end": 5675.4400000000005, "text": " That was the alien shit. Did you guys hear that fucking alien?"}, {"start": 5675.4400000000005, "end": 5684.4400000000005, "text": " You guys think if you're married they could have you sleep in the same pod?"}, {"start": 5684.4400000000005, "end": 5689.4400000000005, "text": " Maybe you'd sleep better in like a, in separate pods. I don't know."}, {"start": 5689.4400000000005, "end": 5692.4400000000005, "text": " I might take offense to be on. I get it."}, {"start": 5692.4400000000005, "end": 5698.06, "text": " They say I fucking get it. I mean four years of sleep. Oh shit"}, {"start": 5708.360000000001, "end": 5710.360000000001, "text": " Damn she's locked in man"}, {"start": 5722.4400000000005, "end": 5729.240000000001, "text": " It'll be great until she steals the blanket for four years. All you wake up cold as fuck for sure. Absolutely"}, {"start": 5730.76, "end": 5735.6, "text": " But she starts telling you about the four-year long dream she had where you were not very nice"}, {"start": 5737.64, "end": 5739.64, "text": " And you got to be like, damn"}, {"start": 5740.64, "end": 5744.92, "text": " Damn three and a half years of me being an asshole in your dream. That's crazy"}, {"start": 5752.4400000000005, "end": 5769.8, "text": " What's up y'all?"}, {"start": 5769.8, "end": 5770.8, "text": " Just a video?"}, {"start": 5770.8, "end": 5771.8, "text": " He's like, oh fuck."}, {"start": 5771.8, "end": 5772.8, "text": " I'm one day away from retirement."}, {"start": 5772.8, "end": 5773.8, "text": " I'm about to get..."}, {"start": 5773.8, "end": 5775.8, "text": " You are one crook."}, {"start": 5777.320000000001, "end": 5778.12, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 5778.12, "end": 5779.64, "text": " He's like, oh fuck."}, {"start": 5779.64, "end": 5781.16, "text": " I'm one day away from retirement."}, {"start": 5781.16, "end": 5783.400000000001, "text": " I'm about to get Cuban resource."}, {"start": 5783.400000000001, "end": 5785.4800000000005, "text": " Sleep technicians."}, {"start": 5785.4800000000005, "end": 5787.72, "text": " I thought I'd check their surveillance logs,"}, {"start": 5787.72, "end": 5789.0, "text": " and I found something weird."}, {"start": 5791.4800000000005, "end": 5793.16, "text": " Look at the time code on this one."}, {"start": 5793.16, "end": 5794.04, "text": " She's dressed."}, {"start": 5794.04, "end": 5796.76, "text": " Seems to hear she's dressed normally."}, {"start": 5796.76, "end": 5797.56, "text": " They should be running."}, {"start": 5797.56, "end": 5799.72, "text": " Shortly after that, she's dressed kind of evil."}, {"start": 5799.72, "end": 5802.92, "text": " No, Claude, but the systems are collecting all over the ship."}, {"start": 5802.92, "end": 5805.42, "text": " The camera probably crashed, but the time call kept running."}, {"start": 5805.72, "end": 5806.62, "text": " That's an assumption."}, {"start": 5807.42, "end": 5808.42, "text": " What are you suggesting?"}, {"start": 5812.22, "end": 5813.12, "text": " Do you think it's odd?"}, {"start": 5813.92, "end": 5814.92, "text": " Don't you think it's odd?"}, {"start": 5815.82, "end": 5819.82, "text": " Is it normal behavior to be standing still, staring at us for hours on end?"}, {"start": 5822.72, "end": 5823.62, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 5825.42, "end": 5826.42, "text": " I don't know, Isley."}, {"start": 5827.42, "end": 5828.72, "text": " I'm only good catch to me."}, {"start": 5828.72, "end": 5832.84, "text": " And how do you explain the missing files just as things get abnormal?"}, {"start": 5834.88, "end": 5838.4800000000005, "text": " Must have been the wind we don't know how bad the systems have been damaged"}, {"start": 5838.8, "end": 5843.9800000000005, "text": " We have to consider the facts before jumping to conclusions if you need me. I'll be at the tree on this tape"}, {"start": 5845.04, "end": 5849.320000000001, "text": " Commander we're coming up to the market now. We need to prep the booster in detachment"}, {"start": 5850.64, "end": 5852.64, "text": " Confirmed thanks young"}, {"start": 5853.56, "end": 5858.68, "text": " You're welcome oji. I see you're the last person I need to remind how important this mission is"}, {"start": 5858.72, "end": 5865.72, "text": " Stop coming up with problems. Stop coming up with things that can get in the way of our mission."}, {"start": 5865.72, "end": 5866.72, "text": " Sir."}, {"start": 5866.72, "end": 5869.72, "text": " What more do you want?"}, {"start": 5873.72, "end": 5879.72, "text": " I want a full report. Yeah, I want a full... Something doesn't sit right. I want a full report."}, {"start": 5879.72, "end": 5882.72, "text": " Something doesn't sit right with me."}, {"start": 5882.72, "end": 5886.72, "text": " Something about this doesn't sit right with me."}, {"start": 5888.72, "end": 5891.72, "text": " If I wanted you to sit right, I'd get you a Herman Miller."}, {"start": 5891.72, "end": 5893.72, "text": " I'll speak to them. Don't worry."}, {"start": 5893.72, "end": 5895.72, "text": " I just think it's worth getting in touch with them."}, {"start": 5895.72, "end": 5897.72, "text": " Unfortunately, we have a contract with DX Racer."}, {"start": 5897.72, "end": 5900.72, "text": " We'll need all hands on deck for the detachment."}, {"start": 5901.72, "end": 5903.72, "text": " Especially in my second command."}, {"start": 5904.72, "end": 5906.72, "text": " Do you mind if I speak to Carter and Sims?"}, {"start": 5906.72, "end": 5908.72, "text": " Talk to them. Trust me."}, {"start": 5915.72, "end": 5916.72, "text": " Screw it."}, {"start": 5948.72, "end": 5955.02, "text": " Shorting the shit fucking hoes. You're sorry. I got oh, did you see the Leafs won the fucking draft lottery again?"}, {"start": 5957.52, "end": 5960.38, "text": " Sorry commander, there's just too much interference down there"}, {"start": 5961.96, "end": 5966.780000000001, "text": " Just make sure he's well clear of that before we engage the breaking bar take care of sounds"}, {"start": 5966.78, "end": 5979.3, "text": " She'd be up, she's dead."}, {"start": 5979.3, "end": 5986.099999999999, "text": " Don't ask alien if you didn't realize that when the human body does that, it kills us."}, {"start": 5986.1, "end": 5989.3, "text": " Booster ring isn't designed for close orbit."}, {"start": 5989.3, "end": 5993.620000000001, "text": " To ensure its integrity, we're releasing it into a safer orbit around the planet while"}, {"start": 5993.620000000001, "end": 5995.120000000001, "text": " outside the atmosphere."}, {"start": 5995.120000000001, "end": 5996.120000000001, "text": " Planet Puppetron."}, {"start": 5996.120000000001, "end": 6001.58, "text": " Once the Cassiopeia is in orbit around Tau Setti F, we'll wake the science crew and begin"}, {"start": 6001.58, "end": 6006.780000000001, "text": " the planetary survey for the landing team on the Andromeda."}, {"start": 6006.780000000001, "end": 6008.46, "text": " Manual detached sequence set."}, {"start": 6008.46, "end": 6009.46, "text": " Confirmed."}, {"start": 6009.46, "end": 6010.46, "text": " Sequence is primed."}, {"start": 6010.46, "end": 6011.46, "text": " On my mark."}, {"start": 6011.46, "end": 6013.46, "text": " I'm up hard sci-fi"}, {"start": 6029.58, "end": 6032.64, "text": " We should have visual on Tau City F now. Let's get her up on screen"}, {"start": 6041.46, "end": 6049.46, "text": " The men ingidest my boy, man."}, {"start": 6049.46, "end": 6053.46, "text": " If only Dot could have seen this."}, {"start": 6053.46, "end": 6056.46, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 6056.46, "end": 6060.46, "text": " Unfortunately, Heaven doesn't have a telescope."}, {"start": 6060.46, "end": 6065.46, "text": " Hey, maybe we should land this thing."}, {"start": 6065.46, "end": 6068.46, "text": " Take a little walk before the Andromeda gets here."}, {"start": 6068.46, "end": 6070.46, "text": " Not this again."}, {"start": 6070.46, "end": 6072.46, "text": " Look, I get it."}, {"start": 6072.46, "end": 6075.46, "text": " Not enough fuel to land and get home."}, {"start": 6075.46, "end": 6077.46, "text": " I'm just saying, it's about legacy."}, {"start": 6077.46, "end": 6079.46, "text": " This isn't about fortune and glory."}, {"start": 6079.46, "end": 6081.46, "text": " It's about power."}, {"start": 6081.46, "end": 6084.46, "text": " We were chosen to clear a path for history to be made."}, {"start": 6084.46, "end": 6086.46, "text": " Think about that."}, {"start": 6086.46, "end": 6088.46, "text": " We trained together."}, {"start": 6088.46, "end": 6089.46, "text": " We launched."}, {"start": 6089.46, "end": 6090.46, "text": " We planed together."}, {"start": 6090.46, "end": 6092.46, "text": " We rocketed together."}, {"start": 6092.46, "end": 6094.46, "text": " And we returned together."}, {"start": 6094.46, "end": 6097.46, "text": " It's not about what we do here."}, {"start": 6097.46, "end": 6102.46, "text": " That's what we learn."}, {"start": 6102.46, "end": 6109.46, "text": " They don't we gotta forge the way for the next great leap in human progress."}, {"start": 6109.46, "end": 6113.46, "text": " Okay, he's good."}, {"start": 6113.46, "end": 6118.46, "text": " Best of the best."}, {"start": 6118.46, "end": 6120.46, "text": " They're in sorghum as captain."}, {"start": 6120.46, "end": 6124.46, "text": " There are anomalous issues regarding the sleep crew."}, {"start": 6124.46, "end": 6126.46, "text": " I'm going to perform a search of their quarters."}, {"start": 6129.16, "end": 6131.66, "text": " After that, she should perform a search of their holes."}, {"start": 6132.66, "end": 6134.56, "text": " But something is not right."}, {"start": 6140.46, "end": 6141.96, "text": " Marcus Williams."}, {"start": 6143.06, "end": 6144.26, "text": " Don't have time to stand around."}, {"start": 6144.76, "end": 6145.46, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 6145.46, "end": 6148.06, "text": " It's done before Stafford has my head."}, {"start": 6149.26, "end": 6153.66, "text": " Is there something about space travel where it costs like a million dollars per ounce to like,"}, {"start": 6153.66, "end": 6158.66, "text": " So I'm just asking because there's a statue of like solid granite"}, {"start": 6164.139999999999, "end": 6166.139999999999, "text": " See the XO"}, {"start": 6166.38, "end": 6172.24, "text": " To me XO is a sauce you can on fried rice, okay? That's my way of saying I don't know what that means"}, {"start": 6183.66, "end": 6193.099999999999, "text": " We're still chill."}, {"start": 6193.099999999999, "end": 6195.86, "text": " The thing is hollow and full of wine."}, {"start": 6195.86, "end": 6208.86, "text": " You sound like Olenna Tyrell."}, {"start": 6208.860000000001, "end": 6222.9800000000005, "text": " wake up day I can't get into the door happy wake-up day"}, {"start": 6226.34, "end": 6232.1, "text": " no no open it up please I'd like to see more all this because I have to divert"}, {"start": 6232.1, "end": 6237.820000000001, "text": " Get the motherfucking power or something."}, {"start": 6237.820000000001, "end": 6240.26, "text": " Search the upper-age room."}, {"start": 6240.26, "end": 6244.34, "text": " Wouldn't..."}, {"start": 6244.34, "end": 6247.42, "text": " Or sparking up, man."}, {"start": 6247.42, "end": 6251.780000000001, "text": " Uncle, come on."}, {"start": 6251.780000000001, "end": 6259.780000000001, "text": " You can just type exactly what I need to do."}, {"start": 6259.78, "end": 6272.7, "text": " You hack it by other window. It's that simple. Lockdown lifted. Lockdown in effect. Well,"}, {"start": 6272.7, "end": 6276.179999999999, "text": " that'll keep the aliens from getting into the room. It's that simple."}, {"start": 6276.179999999999, "end": 6278.58, "text": " Well, at least they made the wake-up cake."}, {"start": 6278.58, "end": 6289.54, "text": " Rolston. Happy wake-up day. I know this cake. Bottom layer, thick, cookie base. Middle layer,"}, {"start": 6289.54, "end": 6298.36, "text": " crumbs, top layer, oh delicious DQ soft serve. And every bite you're like this"}, {"start": 6298.36, "end": 6301.72, "text": " layer is my favorite, then you take the next bite and you're like wait maybe"}, {"start": 6301.72, "end": 6309.64, "text": " this layer is my favorite. And COP a cash crisis. Can you put a price tag on"}, {"start": 6309.64, "end": 6314.76, "text": " our future? The resounding answer from governments around the world is no, this"}, {"start": 6314.76, "end": 6318.52, "text": " This is science fiction man, holy cow."}, {"start": 6328.24, "end": 6329.96, "text": " I thought right click was zoom."}, {"start": 6329.96, "end": 6331.08, "text": " Not bad y'all."}, {"start": 6331.08, "end": 6332.04, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 6334.08, "end": 6336.24, "text": " CEO Lamarcus Williams."}, {"start": 6336.24, "end": 6337.360000000001, "text": " One, three, five, seven, six."}, {"start": 6337.360000000001, "end": 6338.860000000001, "text": " One, three, five, seven, six."}, {"start": 6338.860000000001, "end": 6358.460000000001, "text": " No shot LaMarcus's Peter Whelan did his ass right onto the ship, 1-3-5-7-6."}, {"start": 6358.46, "end": 6360.46, "text": " I did catch her venting."}, {"start": 6371.6, "end": 6374.06, "text": " It's a revolution in video gaming."}, {"start": 6374.06, "end": 6376.4, "text": " You don't open the door via the door anymore."}, {"start": 6376.4, "end": 6379.4, "text": " You open it via a terminal on the side."}, {"start": 6379.4, "end": 6380.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6382.9, "end": 6383.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6383.900000000001, "end": 6398.34, "text": " You open it via an app. Yeah, bro. You don't have a phone? Just get the app, bro. It's"}, {"start": 6398.34, "end": 6406.14, "text": " on the app. Oh, yeah. When your power goes out, we just go and just shoot flames out"}, {"start": 6406.14, "end": 6412.38, "text": " of it. But like that only happens. Either in a situation where a software update goes"}, {"start": 6412.38, "end": 6423.86, "text": " bad or if you ever lost power or Wi-Fi connection for whatever reason a secret"}, {"start": 6423.860000000001, "end": 6428.860000000001, "text": " What a tongue shake."}, {"start": 6434.860000000001, "end": 6436.860000000001, "text": " Group complex."}, {"start": 6437.860000000001, "end": 6439.860000000001, "text": " Hang on."}, {"start": 6440.860000000001, "end": 6443.860000000001, "text": " I've learned how to handle it."}, {"start": 6453.860000000001, "end": 6456.9400000000005, "text": " How have you guarded me with me and had your planets, don't you worry?"}, {"start": 6458.380000000001, "end": 6460.380000000001, "text": " It's important to be mindful"}, {"start": 6460.580000000001, "end": 6466.3, "text": " We're hot technicians that means we're awake for the four years started a vlog channel while we were asleep, man"}, {"start": 6466.3, "end": 6472.26, "text": " And before your journey back right as the wake of crew or sleep group as we like to say"}, {"start": 6472.540000000001, "end": 6475.900000000001, "text": " This is like when prank versus prank announced that they were breaking up"}, {"start": 6475.900000000001, "end": 6503.580000000001, "text": " Well, in a manner of speaking, let's just say like his body might be making another appearance."}, {"start": 6503.58, "end": 6509.16, "text": " Oh shit, with haste, man."}, {"start": 6509.16, "end": 6511.5599999999995, "text": " Awarded for exceptional bravery to Bill Young."}, {"start": 6511.5599999999995, "end": 6514.36, "text": " Just put that back on the ground where it belongs."}, {"start": 6514.36, "end": 6518.2, "text": " He'll give Bill's to just about anybody."}, {"start": 6518.2, "end": 6521.96, "text": " More like Bill Olds."}, {"start": 6521.96, "end": 6525.32, "text": " I think he's Bill Dead, man."}, {"start": 6525.32, "end": 6529.4, "text": " Yep, key code required."}, {"start": 6529.4, "end": 6532.64, "text": " Key codes can be found in the nearby area."}, {"start": 6532.64, "end": 6538.160000000001, "text": " Yeah, nearby, like my brain."}, {"start": 6538.160000000001, "end": 6545.72, "text": " I'd like to enter 13576, please."}, {"start": 6545.72, "end": 6551.320000000001, "text": " That's me!"}, {"start": 6551.32, "end": 6573.28, "text": " I would die a hundred times if it meant humanity could survive."}, {"start": 6573.28, "end": 6578.32, "text": " He's got his own quote on the back, man."}, {"start": 6578.32, "end": 6590.32, "text": " I must read for those who say it's too late for humanity, as Lamarcus would say, not today."}, {"start": 6590.32, "end": 6592.32, "text": " Words to live by, not today."}, {"start": 6592.32, "end": 6595.32, "text": " When he said not today, I clapped and cheered."}, {"start": 6595.32, "end": 6600.32, "text": " Of course, he would have a podcast."}, {"start": 6600.32, "end": 6604.32, "text": " Bro, have you seen the Lamarcus Williams episode with Mishima yet?"}, {"start": 6604.32, "end": 6609.32, "text": " They got I'm not one of those guys. I'm not like a politics guy, but they had some really interesting stuff"}, {"start": 6609.32, "end": 6611.32, "text": " Just stuff to think about you know"}, {"start": 6619.2, "end": 6628.4, "text": " Revived Mishima we've we've recreated Mishima in the aggregate through the use of several large language modules"}, {"start": 6628.400000000001, "end": 6638.400000000001, "text": " That's how the Wi-Fi be looking in the cafe."}, {"start": 6638.400000000001, "end": 6653.72, "text": " What the h- at the door that opened by itself?"}, {"start": 6653.72, "end": 6657.72, "text": " Something new conversation mentioned."}, {"start": 6657.72, "end": 6659.88, "text": " New conversa- new conversation mentioned."}, {"start": 6659.88, "end": 6663.76, "text": " Eyes we come in, you're needed in the cockpit, where are you?"}, {"start": 6663.76, "end": 6666.76, "text": " I'm down in tech quarters, the place is a mess."}, {"start": 6666.76, "end": 6667.76, "text": " Anything else out of the u-"}, {"start": 6667.76, "end": 6671.400000000001, "text": " is not give a fuck man there's a hole in the ship there's shit flying around all"}, {"start": 6671.400000000001, "end": 6675.08, "text": " over the place there's two people that we haven't been able to get eyes on yet"}, {"start": 6675.08, "end": 6679.2, "text": " that are doing shady shit and he's like is there anything wrong other than that"}, {"start": 6679.2, "end": 6684.64, "text": " no ah don't worry when everything's unusual the unusual is normal we'll"}, {"start": 6684.64, "end": 6692.96, "text": " figure it out look at my captain bro we're fucked nonchalant ass"}, {"start": 6697.76, "end": 6702.6, "text": " He's been coaxed into a snafu."}, {"start": 6702.6, "end": 6704.84, "text": " Oh shit, not this."}, {"start": 6704.84, "end": 6705.84, "text": " Like Mr. Beast, man."}, {"start": 6705.84, "end": 6706.84, "text": " They fucking blew up."}, {"start": 6706.84, "end": 6722.04, "text": " They got the biggest channel on the whole ship."}, {"start": 6722.04, "end": 6723.04, "text": " Mr. Orbeez."}, {"start": 6723.04, "end": 6725.400000000001, "text": " Mr. Orbeez gets me every time."}, {"start": 6725.400000000001, "end": 6727.64, "text": " And the damn chess board got flipped, man."}, {"start": 6727.64, "end": 6729.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6737.160000000001, "end": 6739.160000000001, "text": " Am searching the crew quarters"}, {"start": 6751.96, "end": 6755.56, "text": " I mean it's not too bad bros got like 10 days off in the middle"}, {"start": 6757.64, "end": 6770.96, "text": " Yeah, a goo alien doesn't know how to solve a win end game."}, {"start": 6770.96, "end": 6772.96, "text": " Key code required."}, {"start": 6772.96, "end": 6779.84, "text": " Okay, the password, excuse me, I got trapped by a damn pillow."}, {"start": 6779.84, "end": 6782.88, "text": " The password is his daughter's birthday."}, {"start": 6783.6, "end": 6785.6, "text": " It's a hell of a puzzle, bro"}, {"start": 6789.12, "end": 6797.82, "text": " August 28th, that's a security fail. Well, yeah, but who's gonna hack his shit on the ship, you know like an alien"}, {"start": 6802.96, "end": 6804.96, "text": " There's only six other motherfuckers here"}, {"start": 6804.96, "end": 6816.32, "text": " So you don't need to type 0828. I can figure this one out for myself. I might need you later when I"}, {"start": 6816.32, "end": 6826.2, "text": " get stuck at a closed door that requires clicking a button to open. Real shit like this, no problem."}, {"start": 6834.96, "end": 6844.9, "text": " Also, I just want to say something. I think the alien is making an error. Like it just"}, {"start": 6844.9, "end": 6849.4800000000005, "text": " crashed onto the ship. I wouldn't be out there trying to murder them. At least be trying"}, {"start": 6849.4800000000005, "end": 6854.9, "text": " to eat something first. Maybe get a couple of free meals. I'm just going out here trying"}, {"start": 6854.9, "end": 6857.74, "text": " to figure out how to kill everybody on the spaceship."}, {"start": 6857.74, "end": 6861.74, "text": " Still in engineering, huh?"}, {"start": 6861.74, "end": 6865.74, "text": " Right, new conversation."}, {"start": 6865.74, "end": 6869.74, "text": " I have some questions. Can you report in?"}, {"start": 6869.74, "end": 6873.74, "text": " Carter, I've been trying to get through to you. Where are you?"}, {"start": 6873.74, "end": 6877.74, "text": " Up to my arms and fixes at the moment. I'll report back soon."}, {"start": 6877.74, "end": 6881.74, "text": " What fixes? In the guts. Trust me, lots of..."}, {"start": 6881.74, "end": 6885.74, "text": " If these walls could talk, man. Have you conducted flight checks for orbit?"}, {"start": 6885.74, "end": 6888.139999999999, "text": " Have you conducted flight checks for orbit?"}, {"start": 6888.139999999999, "end": 6889.9, "text": " Damn, hiding you too, Isley."}, {"start": 6889.9, "end": 6891.82, "text": " I mean, she is being real nosy."}, {"start": 6892.74, "end": 6893.98, "text": " Haven't heard from you for a while."}, {"start": 6893.98, "end": 6895.179999999999, "text": " Has something come up?"}, {"start": 6897.74, "end": 6900.099999999999, "text": " Stafford mentioned you were working on the antenna updates."}, {"start": 6900.099999999999, "end": 6902.179999999999, "text": " Yes, almost finished with them."}, {"start": 6903.86, "end": 6908.54, "text": " That's great, except there aren't any antenna updates."}, {"start": 6908.54, "end": 6910.0199999999995, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 6913.099999999999, "end": 6915.38, "text": " The alien is like, what the, oh, fuck,"}, {"start": 6915.38, "end": 6916.82, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 6919.3, "end": 6920.74, "text": " She's gonna call me, so we're gonna hit"}, {"start": 6920.74, "end": 6921.9400000000005, "text": " the emergency meeting budding,"}, {"start": 6921.9400000000005, "end": 6925.38, "text": " and she's gonna call me sus."}, {"start": 6925.38, "end": 6926.9400000000005, "text": " And that's how you know,"}, {"start": 6926.9400000000005, "end": 6930.3, "text": " but then probably all the other people are gonna be like,"}, {"start": 6930.3, "end": 6932.5, "text": " maybe she is sus, they're gonna vote me out."}, {"start": 6935.3, "end": 6936.34, "text": " Just gearing up for orbit."}, {"start": 6936.34, "end": 6938.9400000000005, "text": " I wanted to say thank you for handling the wakeup."}, {"start": 6938.9400000000005, "end": 6940.86, "text": " You handle it really smoothly."}, {"start": 6940.86, "end": 6942.14, "text": " I accept your compliment."}, {"start": 6942.14, "end": 6948.26, "text": " It's nice to wake up to a friendly face."}, {"start": 6948.26, "end": 6950.18, "text": " We appreciate it, smiley face."}, {"start": 6950.18, "end": 6951.58, "text": " I'm glad."}, {"start": 6951.58, "end": 6953.3, "text": " No smiley face."}, {"start": 6953.3, "end": 6957.780000000001, "text": " Neuro-typical ass."}, {"start": 6957.780000000001, "end": 6965.14, "text": " It's been one minute of gameplay time to check my discord."}, {"start": 6965.14, "end": 6968.42, "text": " We approached the marker in less than an hour."}, {"start": 6968.42, "end": 6971.34, "text": " I've just been catching up with staffer."}, {"start": 6971.34, "end": 6972.9400000000005, "text": " I must insist."}, {"start": 6972.9400000000005, "end": 6974.06, "text": " I'm all business."}, {"start": 6975.82, "end": 6977.54, "text": " Come on, we've been asleep for four years."}, {"start": 6977.54, "end": 6980.1, "text": " Then you shouldn't have much to catch up on."}, {"start": 6980.1, "end": 6982.1, "text": " You're really one of a kind, aren't you?"}, {"start": 6986.66, "end": 6987.5, "text": " Don't you hate it?"}, {"start": 6987.5, "end": 6988.9800000000005, "text": " It says we have a new message."}, {"start": 6990.46, "end": 6992.3, "text": " I can't figure out who the message is from."}, {"start": 6992.3, "end": 6995.02, "text": " It's probably from parking, pay by phone,"}, {"start": 6995.02, "end": 6997.9400000000005, "text": " telling me like my car's about to get towed"}, {"start": 6997.9400000000005, "end": 6999.14, "text": " or some shit like that."}, {"start": 6999.780000000001, "end": 7001.780000000001, "text": " Fuck phantom message, bro"}, {"start": 7024.26, "end": 7026.58, "text": " Shit watching our own video"}, {"start": 7026.58, "end": 7034.86, "text": " That's how you know it's good."}, {"start": 7034.86, "end": 7040.0599999999995, "text": " This is how I imagine people are tweaking out when I make a misplay and slate inspire."}, {"start": 7040.0599999999995, "end": 7048.58, "text": " When I play talk to the hand last after playing all my attacks."}, {"start": 7048.58, "end": 7049.58, "text": " They're doing the..."}, {"start": 7049.58, "end": 7055.58, "text": " You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 7055.58, "end": 7062.58, "text": " Nicky, yeah?"}, {"start": 7068.58, "end": 7075.58, "text": " All those sims, but also don't get caught."}, {"start": 7085.58, "end": 7087.58, "text": " It's important to be mindful."}, {"start": 7088.58, "end": 7090.58, "text": " Where are you going?"}, {"start": 7090.58, "end": 7092.58, "text": " She's in the halls like Taylor."}, {"start": 7093.58, "end": 7095.58, "text": " And before you're turned back."}, {"start": 7095.58, "end": 7096.58, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 7096.58, "end": 7099.58, "text": " That's how I've been walking lately, trying to teach my daughter how to ride her bike."}, {"start": 7099.58, "end": 7103.58, "text": " We manage and model the day-to-day crew's sleep spots while I'm trekkin'."}, {"start": 7103.58, "end": 7105.58, "text": " Oh, I'm playing. Mom and Dad."}, {"start": 7107.58, "end": 7109.58, "text": " Garth's or I? No, Jail."}, {"start": 7109.58, "end": 7112.58, "text": " That's not a joke. This is like my back kind of hurts."}, {"start": 7115.58, "end": 7132.86, "text": " With the toe walking at the same time, yes, it's double the stress on the body."}, {"start": 7132.86, "end": 7134.86, "text": " How you walk when you're out of TP?"}, {"start": 7134.86, "end": 7135.86, "text": " Yes sir."}, {"start": 7135.86, "end": 7140.86, "text": " Now you're talking like Melody from House."}, {"start": 7140.860000000001, "end": 7152.84, "text": " Tank controls just like a hell of a hip swivel"}, {"start": 7152.84, "end": 7168.34, "text": " Warning! Reconsideration in progress."}, {"start": 7168.34, "end": 7172.84, "text": " They're gonna say some shit they're out like. There are two life forms in the room."}, {"start": 7172.84, "end": 7176.34, "text": " A computer. Go to the diagnostic again."}, {"start": 7176.34, "end": 7180.34, "text": " There are two life forms in the room."}, {"start": 7180.34, "end": 7185.14, "text": " This stupid astronaut thought they could get away with sneaking up on an alien."}, {"start": 7187.78, "end": 7189.54, "text": " Here's a sunshine moment."}, {"start": 7190.66, "end": 7193.78, "text": " I'm gonna restore power to the fire control systems."}, {"start": 7197.38, "end": 7198.1, "text": " Magged."}, {"start": 7208.66, "end": 7209.54, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7210.34, "end": 7225.78, "text": " She's fast as fuck, man, but I do have to go down there."}, {"start": 7225.78, "end": 7232.22, "text": " We'll say, we'll say, not to damn the game like an hour and a half in or however long"}, {"start": 7232.22, "end": 7239.82, "text": " in we are right now, awful lot of just following people thus far."}, {"start": 7239.82, "end": 7246.0599999999995, "text": " Two out, well, I started with half an hour of complaining that people drink water these"}, {"start": 7246.0599999999995, "end": 7247.0599999999995, "text": " days."}, {"start": 7247.0599999999995, "end": 7255.5, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 7255.5, "end": 7256.5, "text": " What's wrong, Sims?"}, {"start": 7256.5, "end": 7257.5, "text": " What's wrong, Sims?"}, {"start": 7257.5, "end": 7258.5, "text": " Talk to me."}, {"start": 7258.5, "end": 7259.5, "text": " Warning."}, {"start": 7259.5, "end": 7266.5, "text": " on"}, {"start": 7277.22, "end": 7279.74, "text": " run"}, {"start": 7279.74, "end": 7285.74, "text": " well don't do this i don't know"}, {"start": 7285.74, "end": 7286.7, "text": " No shit!"}, {"start": 7287.82, "end": 7288.32, "text": " Sims?"}, {"start": 7290.3, "end": 7291.099999999999, "text": " Hold your breath!"}, {"start": 7300.139999999999, "end": 7301.26, "text": " Escape key to vents."}, {"start": 7301.82, "end": 7303.34, "text": " Hang on, check my messages real quick."}, {"start": 7304.78, "end": 7308.94, "text": " I got a- I got a new outlink to when they've opened the vents on Field Junction 4."}, {"start": 7310.62, "end": 7311.98, "text": " But I have a new message?"}, {"start": 7311.98, "end": 7314.139999999999, "text": " Oh, I have a Christian education though."}, {"start": 7315.74, "end": 7317.74, "text": " Shut the airlock!"}, {"start": 7317.74, "end": 7319.74, "text": " Eiffel, are you in there?"}, {"start": 7319.74, "end": 7321.74, "text": " Stafford, seal the airlock!"}, {"start": 7321.74, "end": 7325.74, "text": " Ranger, seal it up right now!"}, {"start": 7325.74, "end": 7327.74, "text": " Confirming order to seal airlock, sir?"}, {"start": 7327.74, "end": 7329.74, "text": " I will engage along our lines."}, {"start": 7329.74, "end": 7331.74, "text": " Wait, what if she's in here though?"}, {"start": 7331.74, "end": 7333.74, "text": " Or what if..."}, {"start": 7333.74, "end": 7335.74, "text": " What if the Canadian's in here?"}, {"start": 7339.74, "end": 7341.74, "text": " Eiffel, are you safe?"}, {"start": 7341.74, "end": 7343.74, "text": " Report in!"}, {"start": 7343.74, "end": 7367.179999999999, "text": " Wifi is pretty bad down here in the vents."}, {"start": 7367.179999999999, "end": 7369.66, "text": " Time to get gaslit?"}, {"start": 7369.66, "end": 7373.54, "text": " I KNOW my ass is showing up to the cockpit and they're gonna be like, why did you try"}, {"start": 7373.54, "end": 7375.54, "text": " try to kill sins."}, {"start": 7379.54, "end": 7381.54, "text": " Maintenance alert."}, {"start": 7381.54, "end": 7383.54, "text": " Blockage detected in ventilation system."}, {"start": 7383.54, "end": 7385.54, "text": " That was me, bro."}, {"start": 7386.54, "end": 7388.54, "text": " I'm the blockage."}, {"start": 7393.54, "end": 7395.54, "text": " I gotta have a serious conversation with her,"}, {"start": 7395.54, "end": 7397.54, "text": " because that was not okay, man."}, {"start": 7403.54, "end": 7408.54, "text": " That's not the type of things that friends do for one another, or to one another."}, {"start": 7418.54, "end": 7419.54, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 7421.54, "end": 7423.54, "text": " Someone drank my Powerade."}, {"start": 7433.54, "end": 7440.54, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7440.54, "end": 7443.54, "text": " the"}, {"start": 7443.54, "end": 7447.54, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7447.54, "end": 7453.54, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7453.54, "end": 7458.54, "text": " the"}, {"start": 7458.54, "end": 7467.1, "text": " ever kind of transmission was meticulously planned life however is unpredictable mom found a blood boy"}, {"start": 7467.1, "end": 7471.66, "text": " within our control the universe always has a plan of its own"}, {"start": 7471.66, "end": 7499.98, "text": " They're all named after like Slay the Spire, region powers, little star, best laid plans."}, {"start": 7499.9800000000005, "end": 7502.620000000001, "text": " silent card? Oh, whatever."}, {"start": 7513.900000000001, "end": 7516.02, "text": " 22 hours later, the bone temple."}, {"start": 7522.700000000001, "end": 7526.3, "text": " Yeah, I saw these guys got pants, he's even got a shirt on by the looks of it."}, {"start": 7529.9800000000005, "end": 7531.9800000000005, "text": " Synergy."}, {"start": 7531.9800000000005, "end": 7534.9800000000005, "text": " Maximizing effectiveness."}, {"start": 7534.9800000000005, "end": 7537.9800000000005, "text": " Cutting the fat."}, {"start": 7537.9800000000005, "end": 7539.9800000000005, "text": " Open the door."}, {"start": 7541.9800000000005, "end": 7543.9800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7543.9800000000005, "end": 7545.9800000000005, "text": " How do I know it's you?"}, {"start": 7545.9800000000005, "end": 7547.9800000000005, "text": " How do I know it's you?"}, {"start": 7547.9800000000005, "end": 7550.9800000000005, "text": " Don't be ridiculous, Cernan."}, {"start": 7554.9800000000005, "end": 7555.9800000000005, "text": " Go away."}, {"start": 7555.9800000000005, "end": 7557.9800000000005, "text": " Go away."}, {"start": 7557.9800000000005, "end": 7563.52, "text": " Go away, there is a solution to everything right"}, {"start": 7569.740000000001, "end": 7571.740000000001, "text": " Shit oh"}, {"start": 7574.660000000001, "end": 7577.46, "text": " You just kind of put you just gonna shove it in the port"}, {"start": 7583.000000000001, "end": 7585.000000000001, "text": " There enough man"}, {"start": 7587.9800000000005, "end": 7591.4800000000005, "text": " We need you to sign Sherry's birthday card."}, {"start": 7591.4800000000005, "end": 7594.4800000000005, "text": " Have you signed Sherry's birthday card yet?"}, {"start": 7611.9800000000005, "end": 7617.4800000000005, "text": " Pretty curious. Looks like a lot of interesting stuff is happening in the 22 hours we didn't get to see, man."}, {"start": 7617.9800000000005, "end": 7619.9800000000005, "text": " about that story you told me."}, {"start": 7620.9800000000005, "end": 7623.9800000000005, "text": " And the boys who are always running high and safe,"}, {"start": 7624.9800000000005, "end": 7626.9800000000005, "text": " all can calm nothing down on the ground."}, {"start": 7628.9800000000005, "end": 7630.9800000000005, "text": " Are you calm now?"}, {"start": 7632.9800000000005, "end": 7634.9800000000005, "text": " This isn't a game."}, {"start": 7639.9800000000005, "end": 7641.9800000000005, "text": " I'm starting to think that myself to be honest."}, {"start": 7641.9800000000005, "end": 7646.9800000000005, "text": " You know, where's the fella?"}, {"start": 7646.9800000000005, "end": 7652.9800000000005, "text": " The fella's on route."}, {"start": 7652.9800000000005, "end": 7656.9800000000005, "text": " This is not a drill."}, {"start": 7656.9800000000005, "end": 7670.9800000000005, "text": " Can you even fight them?"}, {"start": 7670.9800000000005, "end": 7683.9800000000005, "text": " my guess is that if you make a mistake you can probably get caught once and"}, {"start": 7683.9800000000005, "end": 7687.820000000001, "text": " maybe get like a little bit of an injury or something like that but if you get"}, {"start": 7687.820000000001, "end": 7692.500000000001, "text": " caught twice you're gonna be in a lot of trouble kind of trouble that gets you"}, {"start": 7692.500000000001, "end": 7694.9800000000005, "text": " dead"}, {"start": 7700.9800000000005, "end": 7712.500000000001, "text": " I need to get in there to open the door to restore power to the other door."}, {"start": 7712.500000000001, "end": 7718.34, "text": " I can't get in here because this door doesn't have any power."}, {"start": 7718.34, "end": 7725.740000000001, "text": " Wait, I have an idea."}, {"start": 7725.74, "end": 7732.74, "text": " He's just gonna walk back and forth, which I think is awesome."}, {"start": 7736.42, "end": 7739.62, "text": " I'm gonna open this,"}, {"start": 7739.62, "end": 7742.74, "text": " and then vault over climbable ledges."}, {"start": 7742.74, "end": 7744.0599999999995, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 7744.0599999999995, "end": 7747.5, "text": " I could have told you that."}, {"start": 7747.5, "end": 7749.5, "text": " It's okay, sir."}, {"start": 7749.5, "end": 7754.5, "text": " I can help."}, {"start": 7755.74, "end": 7765.099999999999, "text": " Progress can be ugly and cornet hours both always still podcasting driving"}, {"start": 7765.099999999999, "end": 7773.0199999999995, "text": " humanity forwards to move forward we have to look at where we are sometimes the"}, {"start": 7773.0199999999995, "end": 7782.46, "text": " reality is ugly. He's given a little bit of like Mark Ruffalo in Mickey 17"}, {"start": 7785.74, "end": 7797.179999999999, "text": " Mickey 6-7."}, {"start": 7797.179999999999, "end": 7809.66, "text": " It's always interesting to me, not to be the world's most evil gamer, it's always interesting"}, {"start": 7809.66, "end": 7814.5, "text": " to me with these games that are movies trying to do to reassert that they're games, I always"}, {"start": 7814.5, "end": 7821.94, "text": " it's not a movie. It has gameplay. What's the gameplay? Pressing the E button over and"}, {"start": 7821.94, "end": 7828.06, "text": " over to follow like translucent lines on the ground to restore power to a door so you can"}, {"start": 7828.06, "end": 7830.06, "text": " get to the next part of the movie."}, {"start": 7844.5, "end": 7862.42, "text": " I don't know where I'm going, man."}, {"start": 7862.42, "end": 7867.62, "text": " Maybe to vent number two, a new objective, sneak to the controller."}, {"start": 7867.62, "end": 7872.74, "text": " Oh, fucking don't open that thing up, man."}, {"start": 7872.74, "end": 7875.74, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 7875.74, "end": 7878.74, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 7878.74, "end": 7899.74, "text": " like I'd be so much happier if we were just in a cutscene right now"}, {"start": 7908.74, "end": 7913.74, "text": " Look at that. We've made it."}, {"start": 7923.74, "end": 7927.74, "text": " Not today, boss. Certainly escaped Williams without being caught."}, {"start": 7933.74, "end": 7934.74, "text": " Present time."}, {"start": 7936.74, "end": 7937.74, "text": " Present time!"}, {"start": 7938.74, "end": 7951.0599999999995, "text": " Give him two liters of water, stat."}, {"start": 7951.0599999999995, "end": 7954.54, "text": " He's not looking so good."}, {"start": 7954.54, "end": 7965.34, "text": " The half is worried about you."}, {"start": 7965.34, "end": 7967.139999999999, "text": " We found Carter's body."}, {"start": 7967.14, "end": 7972.14, "text": " safe? At least tell me that. Can you give us any information on what's happened? Please,"}, {"start": 7972.14, "end": 7976.02, "text": " they deserve to know what's happened. Nothing. They must still be in the car. You're gonna"}, {"start": 7976.02, "end": 7980.34, "text": " save some shit like sorry, just saw this. LOL, I was on D not the third. Anyway, can"}, {"start": 7980.34, "end": 7985.9400000000005, "text": " you come into the office tomorrow? Decomposition's already started. They've been dead for hours."}, {"start": 7985.9400000000005, "end": 7991.18, "text": " Must have been there since we woke. Doesn't make any fucking sense, man. Stafford spoke"}, {"start": 7991.18, "end": 8005.900000000001, "text": " to them we heard them help me feel the pot yeah okay push now this don't feel right man"}, {"start": 8005.900000000001, "end": 8012.900000000001, "text": " I'm stuck. Shit. We're going to have to break it."}, {"start": 8012.900000000001, "end": 8015.900000000001, "text": " He could have been."}, {"start": 8023.900000000001, "end": 8029.900000000001, "text": " Can we just put them in an airtight bag and then put them in minus 270 degrees Celsius temperature"}, {"start": 8029.900000000001, "end": 8031.900000000001, "text": " and then turn them into ground coffee or whatever?"}, {"start": 8031.900000000001, "end": 8033.900000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 8033.900000000001, "end": 8036.780000000001, "text": " So, what do we say?"}, {"start": 8036.780000000001, "end": 8041.34, "text": " See, that's pretty bad."}, {"start": 8041.34, "end": 8052.18, "text": " Least inappropriate, least inappropriate reaction."}, {"start": 8052.18, "end": 8054.18, "text": " It's been a whole bunch, man."}, {"start": 8054.18, "end": 8060.660000000001, "text": " It does say, oh shit, I said, God help me."}, {"start": 8060.660000000001, "end": 8062.22, "text": " I said, God help me."}, {"start": 8062.22, "end": 8064.22, "text": " into the abdominal region."}, {"start": 8064.22, "end": 8066.9800000000005, "text": " That's different to the rest of the wings."}, {"start": 8066.9800000000005, "end": 8068.38, "text": " Could be the cause of death."}, {"start": 8068.38, "end": 8069.18, "text": " We don't know that."}, {"start": 8069.18, "end": 8069.68, "text": " A stoop."}, {"start": 8073.46, "end": 8075.740000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 8075.740000000001, "end": 8076.62, "text": " Broken arm."}, {"start": 8076.62, "end": 8077.62, "text": " What happened there?"}, {"start": 8077.62, "end": 8079.1, "text": " Is missing."}, {"start": 8079.1, "end": 8081.18, "text": " Chained the arm, chipped."}, {"start": 8081.18, "end": 8084.14, "text": " No way of tracking it."}, {"start": 8084.14, "end": 8086.9800000000005, "text": " We tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas."}, {"start": 8086.9800000000005, "end": 8088.26, "text": " No coms unit."}, {"start": 8088.26, "end": 8089.42, "text": " It's missing."}, {"start": 8089.42, "end": 8091.42, "text": " Bro turned off his body cam."}, {"start": 8100.2, "end": 8102.7, "text": " Yeah, yeah, he's missing half his face."}, {"start": 8104.66, "end": 8106.16, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 8106.16, "end": 8109.16, "text": " He's got a- he's got a damn Python in there."}, {"start": 8113.32, "end": 8114.32, "text": " Can he walk?"}, {"start": 8119.42, "end": 8128.9800000000005, "text": " of this measure even something like this yeah sure man what are we gonna do we"}, {"start": 8128.9800000000005, "end": 8139.1, "text": " need to find Sam's we need an autopsy we don't have time for almost at all they"}, {"start": 8139.1, "end": 8142.78, "text": " wake up everybody somebody's blowing people's limbs off how could I have"}, {"start": 8142.78, "end": 8149.18, "text": " gotten her so wrong people change a lot can happen in four years"}, {"start": 8149.18, "end": 8156.08, "text": " They really had no red flags during training?"}, {"start": 8156.08, "end": 8159.9400000000005, "text": " They both passed the trials with flying colors."}, {"start": 8159.9400000000005, "end": 8161.9800000000005, "text": " Red flags can also fly."}, {"start": 8161.9800000000005, "end": 8163.9400000000005, "text": " We'll find her."}, {"start": 8163.9400000000005, "end": 8165.700000000001, "text": " You can count on that."}, {"start": 8165.700000000001, "end": 8169.820000000001, "text": " Let's get this pod sealed and file a report."}, {"start": 8169.820000000001, "end": 8176.9400000000005, "text": " I know there's some major shit going down right now, but we're real tight on that mission"}, {"start": 8176.9400000000005, "end": 8177.9400000000005, "text": " marker."}, {"start": 8177.9400000000005, "end": 8179.4400000000005, "text": " I'm trying to get door a bit grander."}, {"start": 8179.4400000000005, "end": 8181.4400000000005, "text": " Oh no, wait son."}, {"start": 8181.4400000000005, "end": 8183.4400000000005, "text": " He's got a pond in the tree a little bit."}, {"start": 8183.4400000000005, "end": 8184.4400000000005, "text": " You go ahead."}, {"start": 8184.4400000000005, "end": 8186.4400000000005, "text": " I'll be right behind you."}, {"start": 8194.44, "end": 8197.44, "text": " At least like salute or some shit like that."}, {"start": 8197.44, "end": 8199.44, "text": " That's a saluting face."}, {"start": 8199.44, "end": 8202.44, "text": " Yeah, oh, I really thought I clocked it."}, {"start": 8202.44, "end": 8206.44, "text": " When I do, you will face the consequences of your actions."}, {"start": 8206.44, "end": 8214.08, "text": " Rose said you're gonna regret that."}, {"start": 8214.08, "end": 8221.16, "text": " We don't take kindly to eating crew members around here."}, {"start": 8221.16, "end": 8224.16, "text": " I know she's scared, man."}, {"start": 8224.16, "end": 8240.6, "text": " And even the computers are killing him now."}, {"start": 8240.6, "end": 8241.92, "text": " Scary ass machine."}, {"start": 8241.92, "end": 8245.16, "text": " Hey Nalu, thank you for the gifted subscription."}, {"start": 8245.16, "end": 8246.16, "text": " Yeah, thanks."}, {"start": 8246.16, "end": 8247.16, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8247.16, "end": 8248.16, "text": " Are you here station?"}, {"start": 8248.16, "end": 8249.16, "text": " Yes, commander."}, {"start": 8249.16, "end": 8250.16, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 8250.16, "end": 8251.16, "text": " How long have we got?"}, {"start": 8251.16, "end": 8252.16, "text": " Orbital window closing rapidly, commander."}, {"start": 8252.16, "end": 8257.48, "text": " I have back to control your own main engines, so the whole ship is orbital windows"}, {"start": 8258.34, "end": 8262.58, "text": " You got two fucking holes. They don't they don't care about the holes in the ship"}, {"start": 8264.58, "end": 8267.24, "text": " Yeah, you got this under control"}, {"start": 8270.5, "end": 8272.5, "text": " Let's do"}, {"start": 8273.34, "end": 8274.66, "text": " Imagine"}, {"start": 8274.66, "end": 8280.34, "text": " Open your mind's eye and picture the body of Thomas Carter. This is what he would have wanted"}, {"start": 8280.34, "end": 8290.34, "text": " When he was being absolutely eviscerated by some kind of extraterrestrial force, this is what he signed up for."}, {"start": 8290.34, "end": 8296.34, "text": " But this is what we trained for. Let's pull together. Let's do it for Kark."}, {"start": 8296.34, "end": 8309.06, "text": " for madden i put the ship on my back oh shit"}, {"start": 8309.06, "end": 8314.26, "text": " pipa sins one of the most hard and hidden"}, {"start": 8314.26, "end": 8318.5, "text": " this god safeties on the ship strange i'm"}, {"start": 8318.5, "end": 8320.02, "text": " picking up some odd readouts in near"}, {"start": 8320.02, "end": 8323.22, "text": " orbit stellar objects a wonderful scan"}, {"start": 8323.22, "end": 8324.98, "text": " one more stable don't worry about it"}, {"start": 8324.98, "end": 8332.14, "text": " Prepare for breaking burn final checks, please guidance go orientation go thrust go"}, {"start": 8332.539999999999, "end": 8337.24, "text": " Let's send it man. Go firing in five four three"}, {"start": 8338.42, "end": 8340.42, "text": " two one"}, {"start": 8343.539999999999, "end": 8345.539999999999, "text": " Greg"}, {"start": 8375.54, "end": 8377.54, "text": " It's your panel, can I talk to you about it?"}, {"start": 8378.34, "end": 8380.84, "text": " I don't know. The engines are responding."}, {"start": 8383.140000000001, "end": 8385.140000000001, "text": " He's right. It's mechanical."}, {"start": 8385.640000000001, "end": 8387.140000000001, "text": " I can't cut the engines either."}, {"start": 8387.34, "end": 8388.140000000001, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 8388.54, "end": 8389.94, "text": " Don't worry about it, guys."}, {"start": 8390.94, "end": 8392.140000000001, "text": " Do it for Carter!"}, {"start": 8394.34, "end": 8395.34, "text": " Did you cut the engines?"}, {"start": 8395.34, "end": 8395.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8396.640000000001, "end": 8398.140000000001, "text": " The fuel tank bottomed out."}, {"start": 8398.34, "end": 8401.140000000001, "text": " We are thirty seconds from atmosphere."}, {"start": 8401.740000000002, "end": 8402.94, "text": " Impact philosophy."}, {"start": 8403.04, "end": 8403.94, "text": " Survival."}, {"start": 8403.94, "end": 8406.02, "text": " But it depends on how you don't worry about it."}, {"start": 8406.02, "end": 8406.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8407.44, "end": 8408.78, "text": " I'm just round for a landing."}, {"start": 8408.78, "end": 8410.060000000001, "text": " Starting aerobrake."}, {"start": 8410.460000000001, "end": 8412.060000000001, "text": " I'm gonna fly it in with the OCS."}, {"start": 8418.34, "end": 8420.18, "text": " That can't be the right angle, man."}, {"start": 8421.300000000001, "end": 8423.300000000001, "text": " Our OCS reserves 82%."}, {"start": 8423.74, "end": 8425.460000000001, "text": " Get ready to dump it into the retros."}, {"start": 8425.74, "end": 8426.24, "text": " Ready."}, {"start": 8428.140000000001, "end": 8431.140000000001, "text": " Kinda crazy to see this too. It was like on board the Artemis 2."}, {"start": 8431.94, "end": 8432.44, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 8432.44, "end": 8441.76, "text": " I can bring the landing computer online manually."}, {"start": 8441.76, "end": 8443.640000000001, "text": " Ah, but what's the point?"}, {"start": 8443.640000000001, "end": 8444.640000000001, "text": " It's too dangerous."}, {"start": 8444.640000000001, "end": 8448.720000000001, "text": " Commander, if we need that computer online, we can fix it."}, {"start": 8448.720000000001, "end": 8452.640000000001, "text": " If you go now, we can't risk going in dark."}, {"start": 8452.640000000001, "end": 8453.640000000001, "text": " Do it."}, {"start": 8453.640000000001, "end": 8454.640000000001, "text": " I'm going in."}, {"start": 8454.640000000001, "end": 8455.640000000001, "text": " Twenty clicks to impact."}, {"start": 8455.640000000001, "end": 8456.640000000001, "text": " Stop it."}, {"start": 8456.64, "end": 8457.64, "text": " Stop it!"}, {"start": 8460.64, "end": 8462.64, "text": " Nonchalant ass!"}, {"start": 8469.64, "end": 8471.64, "text": " Reboot computer!"}, {"start": 8473.64, "end": 8475.64, "text": " The backup computer's disabled!"}, {"start": 8476.64, "end": 8479.64, "text": " We shut it down to re-power the ship! Get back to your seat!"}, {"start": 8479.64, "end": 8481.64, "text": " You just told me to go!"}, {"start": 8481.64, "end": 8483.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8491.08, "end": 8494.26, "text": " It's like a salad seven clicks"}, {"start": 8511.64, "end": 8519.48, "text": " Hey Mike, I think she told me to go."}, {"start": 8519.48, "end": 8524.64, "text": " She said you could do it if you go now."}, {"start": 8524.64, "end": 8528.08, "text": " Then Bro went to do the computer and she's like oh yeah I turned it off, get back in"}, {"start": 8528.08, "end": 8535.08, "text": " your seat."}, {"start": 8535.08, "end": 8536.08, "text": " Joseph's turning."}, {"start": 8536.08, "end": 8539.28, "text": " We shouldn't have to worry about this, because the bro is alive right now."}, {"start": 8543.76, "end": 8545.76, "text": " It looks like the fella from it follows."}, {"start": 8546.36, "end": 8546.96, "text": " Cooper!"}, {"start": 8548.16, "end": 8550.32, "text": " Oh, still, I'm almost done."}, {"start": 8553.84, "end": 8554.84, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 8555.56, "end": 8556.36, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 8556.96, "end": 8558.24, "text": " Where's the rest of the crew?"}, {"start": 8559.16, "end": 8560.64, "text": " We're not sure what's going on yet."}, {"start": 8560.64, "end": 8564.36, "text": " Right now, I need you to stay calm so I can complete the wake-up process."}, {"start": 8564.36, "end": 8570.560000000001, "text": " It was just pressing a damn button. Just clicking all the images that have traffic lights or some shit like chill out"}, {"start": 8573.08, "end": 8575.08, "text": " We go gravity"}, {"start": 8576.2, "end": 8582.6, "text": " Where are the sleep technicians? They're not able to help at the moment. Cod is dead"}, {"start": 8585.24, "end": 8588.400000000001, "text": " What his pod must have malfunctioned"}, {"start": 8590.76, "end": 8592.92, "text": " What happened to him we don't know"}, {"start": 8594.36, "end": 8601.36, "text": " My god, he's mangled poor Carter. We can't get a line through to the oracle all the rest of the crew"}, {"start": 8601.720000000001, "end": 8603.720000000001, "text": " We don't know what's going on"}, {"start": 8606.800000000001, "end": 8608.800000000001, "text": " May he have no suffering"}, {"start": 8609.32, "end": 8611.32, "text": " Form is no other than emptiness"}, {"start": 8612.480000000001, "end": 8614.560000000001, "text": " Emptiness no other than form"}, {"start": 8616.04, "end": 8618.04, "text": " May he have no suffering"}, {"start": 8619.32, "end": 8621.32, "text": " She's like god damn it"}, {"start": 8621.32, "end": 8623.32, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8623.32, "end": 8625.32, "text": " He was dying."}, {"start": 8627.32, "end": 8632.32, "text": " Well you see the dude, the dude's mangled corpse and then the guy goes, well, must have been God's plan."}, {"start": 8632.32, "end": 8634.32, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 8634.32, "end": 8636.32, "text": " The messenger is down."}, {"start": 8636.32, "end": 8638.32, "text": " The cult connects to cults."}, {"start": 8638.32, "end": 8642.32, "text": " I'm sorry, I didn't notice."}, {"start": 8642.32, "end": 8646.32, "text": " He's fucking, he's trying to help."}, {"start": 8651.32, "end": 8656.32, "text": " Oh, man, the fit is crazy."}, {"start": 8656.32, "end": 8660.32, "text": " The fit is so awesome."}, {"start": 8660.32, "end": 8664.32, "text": " Where you going?"}, {"start": 8664.32, "end": 8667.32, "text": " Where you going, man? Where you going?"}, {"start": 8667.32, "end": 8670.32, "text": " We can't get out of here."}, {"start": 8670.32, "end": 8674.32, "text": " Oh, man, that's awesome."}, {"start": 8674.32, "end": 8676.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8681.199999999999, "end": 8683.199999999999, "text": " We've taken some major damage"}, {"start": 8684.039999999999, "end": 8691.72, "text": " Lower decks in particular. Yeah, we know what we don't okay. Sorry. I'm just trying to help we've crash landed or the ships"}, {"start": 8691.72, "end": 8697.32, "text": " Entered a catastrophic spin right now. There's no way of telling breach shields have locked us in here"}, {"start": 8697.44, "end": 8700.16, "text": " Okay, but one of us is gonna have to change do you read?"}, {"start": 8700.16, "end": 8707.16, "text": " Stafford, do you read?"}, {"start": 8707.16, "end": 8708.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8708.16, "end": 8709.16, "text": " Bro is a spirit by now, man."}, {"start": 8709.16, "end": 8712.48, "text": " You really want to wake the boss up to this nightmare?"}, {"start": 8712.48, "end": 8715.36, "text": " It's not safe to leave him under an emergency."}, {"start": 8715.36, "end": 8718.16, "text": " I'll wake him."}, {"start": 8718.16, "end": 8719.16, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 8719.16, "end": 8721.08, "text": " His blood stabilizer's not responding."}, {"start": 8721.08, "end": 8724.6, "text": " We need to get him through wake-up immediately."}, {"start": 8724.6, "end": 8725.92, "text": " Release the emergency lock."}, {"start": 8725.92, "end": 8727.92, "text": " On the back, next to the hinge."}, {"start": 8727.92, "end": 8728.92, "text": " Left side."}, {"start": 8728.92, "end": 8729.92, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 8729.92, "end": 8734.92, "text": " I'm going to give him a quick pulse to wake him. Get ready to..."}, {"start": 8734.92, "end": 8736.92, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 8736.92, "end": 8738.92, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 8738.92, "end": 8740.92, "text": " Cernan, hold him down."}, {"start": 8740.92, "end": 8742.92, "text": " His HRV is dipped."}, {"start": 8748.92, "end": 8751.92, "text": " So that's 200 cc of peptide stat."}, {"start": 8754.92, "end": 8756.92, "text": " He's hemorrhaging."}, {"start": 8756.92, "end": 8758.92, "text": " He's fine. His body's just reacting to the heavy dose."}, {"start": 8758.92, "end": 8760.92, "text": " Well, that's some reaction."}, {"start": 8760.92, "end": 8763.92, "text": " Better nosebleed now than an aneurysm later."}, {"start": 8765.92, "end": 8767.92, "text": " I've heard that."}, {"start": 8771.92, "end": 8774.92, "text": " We need to override those breed seals."}, {"start": 8774.92, "end": 8776.92, "text": " We could get through some wedge tools, right?"}, {"start": 8776.92, "end": 8780.92, "text": " Right. Tool stores behind that bulkhead over there."}, {"start": 8781.92, "end": 8784.92, "text": " Though there should be the maintenance tunnel."}, {"start": 8784.92, "end": 8789.0, "text": " come with me if we break that breach seal we can regroup with the crew and"}, {"start": 8789.0, "end": 8793.6, "text": " find out what happened here assuming this little live well I hope you've got"}, {"start": 8793.6, "end": 8798.48, "text": " your pilot's license because if you're right you're flying us home oh it's"}, {"start": 8798.48, "end": 8801.52, "text": " hard to do him closely and holler if you need they don't know the ship looks"}, {"start": 8801.52, "end": 8808.72, "text": " like a brick of Swiss cheese right now guess it's just you and me now"}, {"start": 8808.72, "end": 8821.32, "text": " Override the breach seals feel like Chris Evans and sunshine you okay back there"}, {"start": 8821.32, "end": 8832.679999999998, "text": " Anders he better go down here and go like whoa my god it's cold it's cold in"}, {"start": 8832.68, "end": 8842.960000000001, "text": " here you just woke up keep moving you'll warm up when you're hot you're hot man"}, {"start": 8842.960000000001, "end": 8848.52, "text": " you think Williams is going to pull through that you think Carter's gonna"}, {"start": 8848.52, "end": 8850.960000000001, "text": " pull through"}, {"start": 8850.960000000001, "end": 8854.960000000001, "text": " This one is the fit. It is so good."}, {"start": 8859.960000000001, "end": 8862.960000000001, "text": " You used to crawl through shit for fun?"}, {"start": 8875.960000000001, "end": 8878.960000000001, "text": " Read pieces of shit for breakfast? Yeah."}, {"start": 8880.960000000001, "end": 8887.92, "text": " That didn't need to be this long."}, {"start": 8887.92, "end": 8892.320000000002, "text": " I don't want a nitpick, but there's an awful lot of just holding W through tunnels in this"}, {"start": 8892.320000000002, "end": 8895.320000000002, "text": " game."}, {"start": 8895.320000000002, "end": 8904.960000000001, "text": " Could be a disguise loading screen."}, {"start": 8904.960000000001, "end": 8909.320000000002, "text": " Damn, okay."}, {"start": 8909.32, "end": 8916.32, "text": " First dance kind of crazy though. Just taking big steps."}, {"start": 8916.32, "end": 8918.32, "text": " Do you even know where you're going?"}, {"start": 8918.32, "end": 8920.32, "text": " Do you even have to go?"}, {"start": 8920.32, "end": 8922.32, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 8936.32, "end": 8938.32, "text": " Any day now."}, {"start": 8939.32, "end": 8944.24, "text": " I'm just kind of frame logging me to"}, {"start": 8954.84, "end": 8958.36, "text": " Override the breach seals gain access to tool storage"}, {"start": 8958.36, "end": 8969.78, "text": " Get the toes out and everything bro. I'm not sleeping in cryosleep in shoes, okay"}, {"start": 8974.28, "end": 8976.28, "text": " It's gonna compromise my REM cycle"}, {"start": 8976.28, "end": 8992.0, "text": " I've got a tiny butt, I'm not trying to be an asshole, it's got a way smaller butt than"}, {"start": 8992.0, "end": 8993.0, "text": " I expected."}, {"start": 8993.0, "end": 8997.800000000001, "text": " That is a Hank Hill ass."}, {"start": 8997.800000000001, "end": 9002.84, "text": " Can't open my message terminal."}, {"start": 9002.84, "end": 9003.84, "text": " Hey guys."}, {"start": 9003.84, "end": 9008.56, "text": " We got to override the breach seal to gain access to tool storage."}, {"start": 9008.56, "end": 9010.84, "text": " Maybe something like that?"}, {"start": 9010.84, "end": 9011.84, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 9011.84, "end": 9012.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9012.84, "end": 9013.84, "text": " Meaningful choices."}, {"start": 9013.84, "end": 9014.84, "text": " Memorable gameplay."}, {"start": 9014.84, "end": 9015.84, "text": " Look at this place."}, {"start": 9015.84, "end": 9020.34, "text": " You sound like a kid in a candy store."}, {"start": 9020.34, "end": 9023.84, "text": " So far, we've had luck on our side."}, {"start": 9023.84, "end": 9035.52, "text": " That's what the lucky charm."}, {"start": 9035.52, "end": 9038.64, "text": " You know, well, let's see where this goes."}, {"start": 9038.64, "end": 9042.16, "text": " It reminds me of my husband, Mikhail."}, {"start": 9042.16, "end": 9044.8, "text": " He passed in me."}, {"start": 9044.8, "end": 9045.8, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 9045.8, "end": 9046.8, "text": " A while ago now."}, {"start": 9046.8, "end": 9050.8, "text": " But we made a promise to each other before he died."}, {"start": 9050.800000000001, "end": 9057.800000000001, "text": " I would keep giving him little kisses from time to time."}, {"start": 9057.800000000001, "end": 9062.800000000001, "text": " I promise to honor him by living a life that he can be proud of."}, {"start": 9062.800000000001, "end": 9065.800000000001, "text": " He's watching over you, I bet."}, {"start": 9095.800000000001, "end": 9098.36, "text": " Come on. We better get back to the others."}, {"start": 9104.560000000001, "end": 9107.28, "text": " Yeah, first thought. Oh, glad that's over."}, {"start": 9109.560000000001, "end": 9112.400000000001, "text": " I'm an awkward ass conversation to have with a co-worker."}, {"start": 9112.400000000001, "end": 9114.400000000001, "text": " We're really only friends from work."}, {"start": 9120.6, "end": 9122.560000000001, "text": " Hey, Mom. Just that dinner."}, {"start": 9123.44, "end": 9125.400000000001, "text": " I know space food has come a long way, but..."}, {"start": 9125.800000000001, "end": 9130.2, "text": " No amount of salt can make clothes leak powder compared to your cooking."}, {"start": 9131.400000000001, "end": 9134.2, "text": " I'd kill for some master doll right now."}, {"start": 9135.6, "end": 9136.6, "text": " Would you?"}, {"start": 9137.2, "end": 9138.6, "text": " We're pretty close to Cetus."}, {"start": 9138.800000000001, "end": 9143.000000000002, "text": " If I see her eating some master doll, I'm gonna know what happened to Cooper."}, {"start": 9143.000000000002, "end": 9145.6, "text": " I spent almost two hours waiting on a reply."}, {"start": 9146.000000000002, "end": 9149.400000000001, "text": " I thought they'd be excited to hear from someone else, but they're obviously far too busy."}, {"start": 9152.000000000002, "end": 9154.2, "text": " Oh, speaking of the devil."}, {"start": 9155.800000000001, "end": 9157.800000000001, "text": " But you're corrupted, man."}, {"start": 9171.160000000002, "end": 9173.160000000002, "text": " You're not allowed to use that?"}, {"start": 9173.800000000001, "end": 9175.800000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 9178.920000000002, "end": 9180.920000000002, "text": " The ghost."}, {"start": 9185.800000000001, "end": 9193.12, "text": " They got dead by daylight on this man. Yippee!"}, {"start": 9199.000000000002, "end": 9204.68, "text": " No don't open it up! There's that guy. That guy in there is talking about how he"}, {"start": 9204.68, "end": 9208.2, "text": " lives three days every day."}, {"start": 9208.2, "end": 9232.960000000001, "text": " He's having a core memory, he's having a canon event."}, {"start": 9232.960000000001, "end": 9234.76, "text": " What's our share price?"}, {"start": 9234.76, "end": 9242.26, "text": " What's happened?"}, {"start": 9242.26, "end": 9244.68, "text": " There's no need to worry, Mr. Williams."}, {"start": 9244.68, "end": 9247.800000000001, "text": " You just need to remain calm and relaxed."}, {"start": 9247.800000000001, "end": 9251.76, "text": " Once your condition has stabilized, we can give you a full report on what we know."}, {"start": 9251.76, "end": 9254.480000000001, "text": " I do feel pretty woozy."}, {"start": 9254.480000000001, "end": 9255.92, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 9255.92, "end": 9257.76, "text": " Just remain seated."}, {"start": 9257.76, "end": 9259.400000000001, "text": " Takes some deep breaths."}, {"start": 9259.400000000001, "end": 9262.2, "text": " It takes a while to settle down, but it will."}, {"start": 9262.2, "end": 9272.400000000001, "text": " promise. Anders, stay with Williams. We need to get this door open. Right away, Doc. He"}, {"start": 9272.400000000001, "end": 9277.16, "text": " is Cooper now. Told you she wouldn't be long. Yeah, I just... Time to clock out, Doc. I"}, {"start": 9277.16, "end": 9289.480000000001, "text": " just talked to him. I just talked to him. He knows I'm here. Miss me? We're lucky to"}, {"start": 9289.48, "end": 9295.24, "text": " have you we're lucky to have you here you know you're the second smartest person I know"}, {"start": 9296.92, "end": 9303.72, "text": " second smartest after you oh I meant Isley okay you're the third smartest person I know"}, {"start": 9305.16, "end": 9313.4, "text": " is Isley the alien and then you are nice to me am I dying how long do I have doc no you're good"}, {"start": 9313.4, "end": 9319.24, "text": " i'll take care of you i'll be back in a minute just gotta get that door open"}, {"start": 9324.279999999999, "end": 9326.119999999999, "text": " should i be feeling this shitty"}, {"start": 9328.52, "end": 9335.16, "text": " i thought you didn't have a conscience okay wait we gotta put some pants on you gotta put some"}, {"start": 9335.16, "end": 9338.96, "text": " Fuck him pants on man, aren't we supposed to be in zero G?"}, {"start": 9347.28, "end": 9349.28, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 9350.119999999999, "end": 9351.619999999999, "text": " Erm"}, {"start": 9351.619999999999, "end": 9353.119999999999, "text": " I see"}, {"start": 9353.119999999999, "end": 9356.56, "text": " Yeah, everything's fine except for the ship crashing part"}, {"start": 9358.119999999999, "end": 9360.119999999999, "text": " Is everyone through wake up?"}, {"start": 9361.28, "end": 9363.64, "text": " We had a problem with Williams, but he seems to be"}, {"start": 9365.16, "end": 9366.16, "text": " Stable?"}, {"start": 9368.46, "end": 9369.96, "text": " There's something really simple."}, {"start": 9372.96, "end": 9373.96, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 9375.86, "end": 9376.86, "text": " Keep this brief."}, {"start": 9377.56, "end": 9378.46, "text": " Like you're under where?"}, {"start": 9378.46, "end": 9381.46, "text": " The flight crew was woken by a minor meteorite impact."}, {"start": 9381.96, "end": 9387.06, "text": " It penetrated multiple decks and unsurprisingly it caused some system failures."}, {"start": 9387.06, "end": 9390.46, "text": " There was a conscious uncoupling of the whole firm itself?"}, {"start": 9390.96, "end": 9391.46, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9391.460000000001, "end": 9398.62, "text": " we had a series of operational challenges getting into orbit and you"}, {"start": 9398.62, "end": 9404.18, "text": " said this would be brief we had to land on tower city F what this mission was"}, {"start": 9404.18, "end": 9408.78, "text": " not configured for a landing what does that mean we don't have enough fuel to"}, {"start": 9408.78, "end": 9416.240000000002, "text": " get home what that sounds like a bit of an oversight who made that decision me"}, {"start": 9416.24, "end": 9422.039999999999, "text": " and it wasn't an oversight we weren't given enough fuel to land and take off"}, {"start": 9422.039999999999, "end": 9427.48, "text": " again but it's stealing the Andromeda's limelight did you not even skim read the"}, {"start": 9427.48, "end": 9433.48, "text": " mission brief I think we deserve a little more trust it's not about trust it's"}, {"start": 9433.48, "end": 9438.64, "text": " about controlling the parameters of the mission also have you guys seen Carter"}, {"start": 9438.64, "end": 9443.88, "text": " and for now somebody's out here biting the legs and feet our long-range"}, {"start": 9443.880000000001, "end": 9450.920000000002, "text": " transmitter was damaged in the crash and we need to run repairs until then we can"}, {"start": 9450.920000000002, "end": 9456.04, "text": " only receive messages from earth we can't talk back way it should be man is"}, {"start": 9456.04, "end": 9460.640000000001, "text": " that how Carter died in the crash"}, {"start": 9463.04, "end": 9473.000000000002, "text": " you tried to catch the ship doing our hibernation it looks like Sims suffered a"}, {"start": 9473.0, "end": 9479.9, "text": " psychotic episode. She killed Carter. She may have even contributed to the"}, {"start": 9479.9, "end": 9488.82, "text": " crash. Oh now the crash has a go fund me. Stop. Do you mean to tell me that I've"}, {"start": 9488.82, "end": 9493.3, "text": " invested billions of dollars several years of my life and traveled halfway"}, {"start": 9493.3, "end": 9497.78, "text": " across the galaxy on a mission that has fallen apart before it's even got"}, {"start": 9497.78, "end": 9507.380000000001, "text": " started this is what I wake up to and to top it off a murder are you fucking"}, {"start": 9507.380000000001, "end": 9514.1, "text": " kidding me I had your fullest assurance that these two were vetted painstakingly"}, {"start": 9514.1, "end": 9519.140000000001, "text": " out of thousands of potential let's go send help this is not healthy sir this is"}, {"start": 9519.140000000001, "end": 9524.26, "text": " not helping let's wait until we have all the data before jumping to conclusions"}, {"start": 9524.26, "end": 9534.14, "text": " You'd better get those answers fast because I'm seriously starting to doubt your confidence."}, {"start": 9534.14, "end": 9537.14, "text": " Not today, Anders."}, {"start": 9537.14, "end": 9545.62, "text": " Oh, it's been so long since I was on a podcast."}, {"start": 9545.62, "end": 9547.7, "text": " My head hurts like hell."}, {"start": 9547.7, "end": 9549.7, "text": " I'm giving you an anti-epileptic."}, {"start": 9549.7, "end": 9554.18, "text": " It'll ease the pain and relieve the pressure on your blood system."}, {"start": 9554.18, "end": 9556.18, "text": " Please tell me Sims isn't still out there."}, {"start": 9556.18, "end": 9558.18, "text": " I'm afraid she is."}, {"start": 9558.18, "end": 9561.18, "text": " We believe she's using the maintenance layers to evade surveillance."}, {"start": 9563.18, "end": 9568.18, "text": " Sir, I'd like to suggest we conduct a reconnaissance of the ship to locate her."}, {"start": 9568.18, "end": 9572.18, "text": " It's not safe to tackle any other issues until this matter is resolved."}, {"start": 9573.18, "end": 9575.18, "text": " Who put you in charge?"}, {"start": 9575.18, "end": 9577.18, "text": " With respect, Mr. Williams, you did."}, {"start": 9577.18, "end": 9579.18, "text": " I want to speak with Stafford now."}, {"start": 9579.18, "end": 9582.18, "text": " Well, be careful what you wish for, buddy."}, {"start": 9582.18, "end": 9584.18, "text": " I'm afraid that won't be possible."}, {"start": 9586.74, "end": 9589.7, "text": " Bros given inspirational speeches the same Peter right now"}, {"start": 9596.42, "end": 9598.42, "text": " He ain't looking so good"}, {"start": 9598.82, "end": 9602.42, "text": " Just looking like Anakin Skywalker in return of the Jedi"}, {"start": 9607.14, "end": 9611.14, "text": " It's game over he is he's wearing the Balenciaga though. It's here fucking prayers"}, {"start": 9612.18, "end": 9614.18, "text": " I guess we're not getting out of this one."}, {"start": 9615.380000000001, "end": 9617.380000000001, "text": " What the fuck are we gonna do, man?"}, {"start": 9617.380000000001, "end": 9618.880000000001, "text": " What are we gonna do?"}, {"start": 9618.880000000001, "end": 9620.880000000001, "text": " Please, shut up."}, {"start": 9620.880000000001, "end": 9622.880000000001, "text": " You're not listening!"}, {"start": 9622.880000000001, "end": 9624.880000000001, "text": " Can you see what's happening here?"}, {"start": 9624.880000000001, "end": 9626.880000000001, "text": " Just shut up!"}, {"start": 9626.880000000001, "end": 9628.880000000001, "text": " Fuck is your problem!"}, {"start": 9631.380000000001, "end": 9633.380000000001, "text": " You're meant to squeeze it."}, {"start": 9634.880000000001, "end": 9636.880000000001, "text": " If we're going to mitigate this mess,"}, {"start": 9636.880000000001, "end": 9638.880000000001, "text": " if we're going to survive,"}, {"start": 9638.880000000001, "end": 9640.880000000001, "text": " then I need you to get me a damage assessment."}, {"start": 9640.880000000001, "end": 9642.880000000001, "text": " We at least have a competent commander now."}, {"start": 9655.240000000002, "end": 9656.740000000002, "text": " Who told him to stand up?"}, {"start": 9670.880000000001, "end": 9677.400000000001, "text": " and there goes our inspirational year janitorial is gonna be fucking pissed off when they crack"}, {"start": 9677.400000000001, "end": 9683.560000000001, "text": " open this beast what the fuck did you do to the ship man"}, {"start": 9683.560000000001, "end": 9691.480000000001, "text": " we looked at rest for so long just kind of write the middle guy from now after my dad"}, {"start": 9691.48, "end": 9700.039999999999, "text": " passed away. Stafford always kept this consistency in my life. Back then I needed that so much."}, {"start": 9703.32, "end": 9709.24, "text": " I never pictured having to do this without him. My dad set the bar pretty well. Who's gonna tell"}, {"start": 9709.24, "end": 9715.32, "text": " us not to worry about anything now? I mean, who's gonna be breathed on all of our fucked up problems"}, {"start": 9715.32, "end": 9717.32, "text": " and say, we'll deal with it later."}, {"start": 9717.32, "end": 9720.32, "text": " I always saw the best of me."}, {"start": 9720.32, "end": 9722.32, "text": " There's the fucking greatest."}, {"start": 9725.32, "end": 9727.32, "text": " Be a reed?"}, {"start": 9727.32, "end": 9732.32, "text": " Continue your sweep. We'll be in bridge ops running damage diagnostics."}, {"start": 9734.32, "end": 9737.32, "text": " Fuck. I can't ever bring myself to do this."}, {"start": 9737.32, "end": 9739.32, "text": " It's probably just hitting the button, man."}, {"start": 9739.32, "end": 9741.32, "text": " Stop it."}, {"start": 9741.32, "end": 9743.32, "text": " Go mad."}, {"start": 9743.32, "end": 9745.32, "text": " For Stafford."}, {"start": 9750.199999999999, "end": 9754.619999999999, "text": " It's by the transitive property for Stafford's who wanted us to do it for Carter"}, {"start": 9756.52, "end": 9761.14, "text": " Who wanted us to do it for the 2028 2029 Vancouver Canucks"}, {"start": 9761.14, "end": 9768.06, "text": " Who finally broke their historic Stanley Cup drought and won the championship"}, {"start": 9770.0, "end": 9772.0, "text": " Yes, man"}, {"start": 9773.32, "end": 9778.44, "text": " damaged. Work down them now. Good luck."}, {"start": 9779.8, "end": 9784.6, "text": " Beautiful. Feels like we're gonna need more than luck."}, {"start": 9785.32, "end": 9789.64, "text": " Okay let's split up. What? If we do this in Paris we'll cover more ground."}, {"start": 9789.64, "end": 9792.279999999999, "text": " Once we've done a sweep we'll converge on their quarters."}, {"start": 9792.279999999999, "end": 9795.64, "text": " And if we find them? You keep safe and you report it over"}, {"start": 9795.64, "end": 9802.119999999999, "text": " comms. Cernan, you take Mr. Williams. Anders, you're with me."}, {"start": 9802.12, "end": 9813.560000000001, "text": " hey take care Cooper you too and there's just follow your heart"}, {"start": 9817.68, "end": 9825.36, "text": " God it's been trashed we need to get to the other side of the wreckage"}, {"start": 9825.36, "end": 9830.36, "text": " What's up, Mio? Gameplay."}, {"start": 9834.36, "end": 9838.36, "text": " It's too much like Tomodachi Life, man."}, {"start": 9838.36, "end": 9846.36, "text": " No, I got 12 crew members. I gotta go message every single one of them to introduce myself to them."}, {"start": 9855.36, "end": 9881.24, "text": " Nothing but a peanut man. Rush B, Rush B."}, {"start": 9881.24, "end": 9884.24, "text": " She might have been sus before the alien got to her, to be honest."}, {"start": 9884.24, "end": 9887.24, "text": " Shit, there's glass everywhere."}, {"start": 9898.24, "end": 9900.24, "text": " Wrong. Worth a try."}, {"start": 9902.24, "end": 9904.24, "text": " Keep an eye out for a key code, okay?"}, {"start": 9911.24, "end": 9917.199999999999, "text": " Where'd you go?"}, {"start": 9917.199999999999, "end": 9919.64, "text": " What's your four favorite numbers in sequence?"}, {"start": 9919.64, "end": 9921.92, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 9921.92, "end": 9928.68, "text": " Door fixing simulator."}, {"start": 9928.68, "end": 9935.52, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 9935.52, "end": 9940.72, "text": " You think I've gone too far?"}, {"start": 9940.72, "end": 9944.8, "text": " I was a kid and girl in my school went missing."}, {"start": 9944.8, "end": 9948.14, "text": " This there was this whole search party, pretty much the whole town."}, {"start": 9948.14, "end": 9949.38, "text": " I was too young to join."}, {"start": 9949.38, "end": 9952.92, "text": " Oh yeah, and also I killed her."}, {"start": 9952.92, "end": 9957.92, "text": " Weird ass fucking message, bro."}, {"start": 9957.92, "end": 9962.92, "text": " The Grarian Appliquets."}, {"start": 9962.92, "end": 9965.92, "text": " A Feast for the Gods."}, {"start": 9965.92, "end": 9968.32, "text": " According to the choir's new Trimito producers,"}, {"start": 9968.32, "end": 9969.68, "text": " he made the labs."}, {"start": 9971.4, "end": 9972.24, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9972.24, "end": 9973.56, "text": " She's gonna be really funny."}, {"start": 9973.56, "end": 9974.4, "text": " Look at him."}, {"start": 9974.4, "end": 9979.4, "text": " She got PTSD from when she used to work at Starbucks."}, {"start": 9981.48, "end": 9983.6, "text": " I've never known something to go by so quickly"}, {"start": 9983.6, "end": 9985.0, "text": " and so slowly all of a sudden."}, {"start": 9985.0, "end": 9985.84, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 9987.04, "end": 9987.88, "text": " I miss you."}, {"start": 9989.76, "end": 9990.6, "text": " We miss you."}, {"start": 9991.6, "end": 9994.0, "text": " Luna, come say hello to daddy."}, {"start": 9994.0, "end": 9994.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9995.92, "end": 10001.2, "text": " I told her that she can talk to you but you can't talk back. She doesn't like it"}, {"start": 10001.2, "end": 10007.64, "text": " bit. I've been explaining how important your mission is. Does she know? How proud"}, {"start": 10007.64, "end": 10013.24, "text": " of you we both are. We know you've given this company an arm and a leg. We stood"}, {"start": 10013.24, "end": 10020.04, "text": " together and we'll be fine. I've got your back. I don't really want a power up"}, {"start": 10020.04, "end": 10022.04, "text": " Can we reuse the power cell from earlier?"}, {"start": 10022.92, "end": 10023.560000000001, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 10026.28, "end": 10027.160000000002, "text": " How you holding up?"}, {"start": 10028.2, "end": 10031.400000000001, "text": " I'm stuck on an alien planet with a bunch of people I barely know."}, {"start": 10032.68, "end": 10036.12, "text": " If I hadn't taken that transfer, I'd be safe at home right now."}, {"start": 10036.76, "end": 10039.400000000001, "text": " Weird thing for an astronaut to say, to be honest."}, {"start": 10041.320000000002, "end": 10042.84, "text": " They're stuck with you, Anders."}, {"start": 10042.84, "end": 10044.04, "text": " Because they must feel."}, {"start": 10044.44, "end": 10046.2, "text": " Hey, I'm delightful."}, {"start": 10047.800000000001, "end": 10049.400000000001, "text": " Once you break through the quirks,"}, {"start": 10049.4, "end": 10051.4, "text": " Which takes time patience?"}, {"start": 10052.16, "end": 10054.16, "text": " Yeah, I guess you can be I"}, {"start": 10054.6, "end": 10057.92, "text": " Can feel that sunny disposition running out pretty soon though"}, {"start": 10058.44, "end": 10060.44, "text": " Then you'll be in trouble"}, {"start": 10060.6, "end": 10063.22, "text": " Company made a big mistake sending me here"}, {"start": 10066.84, "end": 10068.84, "text": " Oh shit"}, {"start": 10069.48, "end": 10074.52, "text": " Fuck the company. They're not here. We are we rule they drew"}, {"start": 10075.16, "end": 10078.199999999999, "text": " Wow, your maturity knows no bounds"}, {"start": 10079.4, "end": 10099.92, "text": " Yeah. Again with this. We're going to girl boss our way out of this. What the? Lore?"}, {"start": 10099.92, "end": 10104.199999999999, "text": " More lore? Here, Mr. Williams, I'm writing the form of the recommends. O. E. Anders is"}, {"start": 10104.2, "end": 10109.94, "text": " our new science officer. Why is it written on a damn napkin? Losing McNamara was a huge"}, {"start": 10109.94, "end": 10114.66, "text": " ... I'm sorry, I don't trust your letter of recommendation. You have the penmanship"}, {"start": 10114.66, "end": 10121.02, "text": " of an eighth grader. This is not how serious adults write. This is how you write in the"}, {"start": 10121.02, "end": 10132.02, "text": " eighth grade when your name is Jessica, and you're the valedictorian. Let me see this."}, {"start": 10132.02, "end": 10134.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10145.42, "end": 10147.62, "text": " Need to bring back ruling and drooling I"}, {"start": 10148.34, "end": 10155.26, "text": " Think as as guys we kind of ruined it for everybody used to say boys rule girls drool can't can't get away with that anymore"}, {"start": 10155.26, "end": 10165.26, "text": " Rubian problematic as fuck in the fourth grade, man."}, {"start": 10165.26, "end": 10177.9, "text": " Not quite what you expected to win."}, {"start": 10177.9, "end": 10178.9, "text": " Not bad, y'all."}, {"start": 10178.9, "end": 10182.26, "text": " Right click was zoom once and then never again."}, {"start": 10182.26, "end": 10185.1, "text": " You all right?"}, {"start": 10185.1, "end": 10201.5, "text": " this is acting commander Isley of the Casio Pia. It is with great regret that I must report the death of Commander Nolan Stafford. He died protecting his crew."}, {"start": 10201.5, "end": 10206.5, "text": " In a manner of speaking. It is also my responsibility to state that I allow the backup landing computer to be disabled."}, {"start": 10206.5, "end": 10210.0, "text": " Take the shot."}, {"start": 10210.0, "end": 10212.0, "text": " report to any inquest upon our return to Earth."}, {"start": 10222.0, "end": 10224.0, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 10225.0, "end": 10227.0, "text": " Don't worry, she can't get out."}, {"start": 10227.0, "end": 10249.88, "text": " Search for sims, power the door."}, {"start": 10249.88, "end": 10254.0, "text": " Power the door, search for sims, doing a lot of heavy lifting in the objective department"}, {"start": 10254.0, "end": 10269.44, "text": " this game. Excuse me, I'm going to reuse the power cell from the previous store, like a boss."}, {"start": 10284.0, "end": 10286.0, "text": " Sam Mothal's hands."}, {"start": 10288.86, "end": 10293.44, "text": " When you see the dude come out of the spaceship bathroom, his hands aren't even wet."}, {"start": 10294.68, "end": 10296.68, "text": " Strange."}, {"start": 10298.98, "end": 10305.86, "text": " Given her rapid recovery and exemplary medical reputation, I believe she's still the top candidate for the CEDIS mission."}, {"start": 10305.86, "end": 10315.54, "text": " They're calling it the worst NL chat of all time."}, {"start": 10315.54, "end": 10317.54, "text": " Chat's been pretty funny."}, {"start": 10317.54, "end": 10321.060000000001, "text": " You want to see the worst chat in NL history, you've got to go back to last Wednesday when"}, {"start": 10321.060000000001, "end": 10325.34, "text": " we played Gambonanza."}, {"start": 10325.34, "end": 10330.82, "text": " That was a rough one to be honest with you."}, {"start": 10330.82, "end": 10334.300000000001, "text": " Even the mods are laughing."}, {"start": 10334.300000000001, "end": 10335.300000000001, "text": " Let me out, bro."}, {"start": 10341.300000000001, "end": 10342.300000000001, "text": " You?"}, {"start": 10353.300000000001, "end": 10354.300000000001, "text": " Let me out?"}, {"start": 10355.300000000001, "end": 10357.300000000001, "text": " We are here doing the most."}, {"start": 10358.300000000001, "end": 10361.300000000001, "text": " We're doing those let's plays out on the back roads."}, {"start": 10364.300000000001, "end": 10367.300000000001, "text": " I'm trying not to think about it."}, {"start": 10367.300000000001, "end": 10370.300000000001, "text": " Thanks for bringing it up, by the way."}, {"start": 10370.300000000001, "end": 10372.300000000001, "text": " But you know what? Hey!"}, {"start": 10372.300000000001, "end": 10376.300000000001, "text": " We gotta... I know exactly what we gotta do, man."}, {"start": 10382.300000000001, "end": 10385.300000000001, "text": " Power up this door."}, {"start": 10389.300000000001, "end": 10392.300000000001, "text": " Open the shutter."}, {"start": 10394.300000000001, "end": 10399.300000000001, "text": " Okay, grab the power cell from the door."}, {"start": 10399.300000000001, "end": 10400.660000000002, "text": " My thoughts exactly."}, {"start": 10400.660000000002, "end": 10405.660000000002, "text": " Grab the power cell from the door."}, {"start": 10405.660000000002, "end": 10406.660000000002, "text": " Let's get out of here."}, {"start": 10406.660000000002, "end": 10409.26, "text": " Go back through this way."}, {"start": 10409.26, "end": 10412.740000000002, "text": " I do, I feel like we want the shutter to get open though because it's probably going to"}, {"start": 10412.740000000002, "end": 10416.340000000002, "text": " give us a tool that we can use to fight off the alien."}, {"start": 10416.340000000002, "end": 10422.340000000002, "text": " But I couldn't find the password, man."}, {"start": 10422.34, "end": 10425.86, "text": " Honestly, life's just too short for that kind of shit."}, {"start": 10425.86, "end": 10427.62, "text": " Maybe it's through here, I don't know."}, {"start": 10433.74, "end": 10435.66, "text": " Catch me on the court and I'm troubled."}, {"start": 10437.380000000001, "end": 10439.94, "text": " Last week, freaked around and got a triple double."}, {"start": 10452.34, "end": 10457.380000000001, "text": " basketball court in space to be kind of sick you know in zero G to be hidden"}, {"start": 10457.380000000001, "end": 10461.94, "text": " those kind of plays they hid in the sixth man sounds like a messenger ping"}, {"start": 10461.94, "end": 10468.74, "text": " Anton let it go has to be nearby"}, {"start": 10469.1, "end": 10477.02, "text": " don't tell you remember the sixth man the angels in the outfield for high"}, {"start": 10477.02, "end": 10479.9, "text": " school basketball"}, {"start": 10482.34, "end": 10490.32, "text": " Weirdly, yes."}, {"start": 10490.32, "end": 10495.66, "text": " Renting a control video for some reason when I was like 9."}, {"start": 10495.66, "end": 10509.98, "text": " Now, I'm just gonna be honest, I'm kinda sick of her."}, {"start": 10509.98, "end": 10512.98, "text": " He's taken up way too much mental real estate in the game so far."}, {"start": 10512.98, "end": 10515.98, "text": " I don't really give a fuck about Sims Die or anymore."}, {"start": 10520.98, "end": 10522.98, "text": " Wait, that means I can't go back anymore. Let's go back."}, {"start": 10524.98, "end": 10526.98, "text": " You gotta go out of here first."}, {"start": 10528.98, "end": 10530.98, "text": " Just got back. What did I miss?"}, {"start": 10530.98, "end": 10535.98, "text": " I mean, honestly, I'm not even just saying this to be an asshole."}, {"start": 10535.98, "end": 10538.98, "text": " The answer is like, maybe not much."}, {"start": 10539.98, "end": 10558.98, "text": " Now Thomas, Thomas I can get into."}, {"start": 10558.98, "end": 10559.98, "text": " This is Thomas Cardam."}, {"start": 10559.98, "end": 10561.98, "text": " 48 hours from flight crew wake up."}, {"start": 10561.98, "end": 10563.98, "text": " Something's wrong with Sims."}, {"start": 10563.98, "end": 10565.98, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10565.98, "end": 10567.98, "text": " She attacked me."}, {"start": 10567.98, "end": 10569.98, "text": " What kind?"}, {"start": 10569.98, "end": 10571.98, "text": " She's trying to kill me."}, {"start": 10571.98, "end": 10574.98, "text": " We were repairing an impact to the hull."}, {"start": 10574.98, "end": 10578.98, "text": " We separated to repair different areas of the ship, but then..."}, {"start": 10578.98, "end": 10581.98, "text": " That's not supposed to happen."}, {"start": 10581.98, "end": 10583.98, "text": " She's like a screen."}, {"start": 10586.98, "end": 10589.98, "text": " This company has a strict policy against murder."}, {"start": 10589.98, "end": 10591.98, "text": " We found Carter's U-strap."}, {"start": 10591.98, "end": 10593.98, "text": " You need to see this."}, {"start": 10593.98, "end": 10597.98, "text": " Understood. Let's review when you're back."}, {"start": 10597.98, "end": 10601.98, "text": " Here, here's a link to my calendar. Pick a time where it would be convenient to discuss this matter."}, {"start": 10601.98, "end": 10605.98, "text": " We've been hanging out with the other two. Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 10605.98, "end": 10609.98, "text": " Alright, but before we do that, let me..."}, {"start": 10611.98, "end": 10615.98, "text": " Let me explore."}, {"start": 10615.98, "end": 10620.98, "text": " I can't see this kind of aluminum foil without getting hungry for a baked potato. I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10620.98, "end": 10623.98, "text": " Just call me Mack from House 1977."}, {"start": 10624.68, "end": 10627.68, "text": " If I ever go missing, just check the nearest potato field, man."}, {"start": 10635.18, "end": 10636.68, "text": " Relax, I'll handle it."}, {"start": 10638.08, "end": 10639.38, "text": " Call me Kung Fu?"}, {"start": 10640.18, "end": 10643.98, "text": " I mean, if you can pass the aura check, you can be Kung Fu."}, {"start": 10643.98, "end": 10650.98, "text": " Don't talk to me about sleep though, I'm not getting killed by a damn pillow."}, {"start": 10650.98, "end": 10655.98, "text": " Asli, we're in crew quarters."}, {"start": 10655.98, "end": 10658.98, "text": " No sign of her yet."}, {"start": 10658.98, "end": 10659.98, "text": " Keep looking."}, {"start": 10659.98, "end": 10660.98, "text": " This way."}, {"start": 10673.98, "end": 10689.779999999999, "text": " It has the vibe of like when you're trying to round up your cat to take him to the vet."}, {"start": 10689.779999999999, "end": 10696.74, "text": " Shouldn't be this hard for four highly accomplished professionals to track down one alien that"}, {"start": 10696.74, "end": 10702.58, "text": " doesn't even know, like how would they even have a concept of how to navigate a ship like"}, {"start": 10702.58, "end": 10728.58, "text": " Oh shoot, when you accidentally leave a sandwich in your locker over Christmas break?"}, {"start": 10728.58, "end": 10730.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10734.22, "end": 10740.22, "text": " Cannot going there it goes against every scientific protocol. I know yes that was alien right"}, {"start": 10741.14, "end": 10744.66, "text": " Open it back up at the very least we need to grab a sample. I saw enough"}, {"start": 10744.98, "end": 10752.039999999999, "text": " It's definitely organic possibly hazardous. Maybe even infectious OPP section for paragraph 13"}, {"start": 10752.039999999999, "end": 10754.539999999999, "text": " You're down with OPP extra terrestrial substance"}, {"start": 10754.54, "end": 10759.740000000002, "text": " That's not your decision to make. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and this is my ship."}, {"start": 10759.740000000002, "end": 10763.54, "text": " And I'm the science officer on this ship. We can't risk it spreading."}, {"start": 10763.54, "end": 10767.54, "text": " We need to lock this area down and take the time to set up proper safety measures."}, {"start": 10767.54, "end": 10769.54, "text": " We don't have time. Just grab a mask and get in there."}, {"start": 10772.54, "end": 10775.54, "text": " This is a science expedition, isn't it?"}, {"start": 10776.54, "end": 10780.54, "text": " I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say we can't risk contamination."}, {"start": 10780.54, "end": 10783.54, "text": " This is right. We can't risk contamination."}, {"start": 10783.54, "end": 10790.54, "text": " That seems, that seems insane."}, {"start": 10790.54, "end": 10795.54, "text": " Yes, your choice is mad, too."}, {"start": 10795.54, "end": 10797.54, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10797.54, "end": 10799.54, "text": " I'm fine, Anders."}, {"start": 10799.54, "end": 10801.54, "text": " I'm fine, Anders."}, {"start": 10801.54, "end": 10803.54, "text": " I'm fine, Anders."}, {"start": 10803.54, "end": 10805.54, "text": " I'm fine, Anders."}, {"start": 10805.54, "end": 10807.54, "text": " I'm fine, Anders."}, {"start": 10807.54, "end": 10810.54, "text": " I'm fine, Anders."}, {"start": 10810.54, "end": 10819.62, "text": " what I'm fine Anders hand it over I got this yeah yeah and then she's gonna hit"}, {"start": 10819.62, "end": 10823.820000000002, "text": " the CEO with the glue gun I want that on record"}, {"start": 10829.62, "end": 10833.78, "text": " wet squelching huh"}, {"start": 10840.54, "end": 10842.54, "text": " No, man"}, {"start": 10863.740000000002, "end": 10865.86, "text": " Yeah, that's like a that's a heart man"}, {"start": 10865.86, "end": 10875.1, "text": " obviously some kind of channel for carrying something you know just pop"}, {"start": 10875.1, "end": 10878.78, "text": " this shit in the microwave see what happens"}, {"start": 10878.78, "end": 10894.820000000002, "text": " W gameplay? Yeah, W gameplay. Hold W."}, {"start": 10894.82, "end": 10900.26, "text": " We should get this straight to the lab wait. I'm coming with you. It's not safe to be alone"}, {"start": 10911.86, "end": 10913.86, "text": " You should just let her go alone"}, {"start": 10916.66, "end": 10918.66, "text": " That's true, that's a good point"}, {"start": 10920.34, "end": 10922.34, "text": " No, I left my phone in there"}, {"start": 10924.82, "end": 10931.46, "text": " Taking to the stars as if we're the only ones among them among them the universe doesn't share our hubris"}, {"start": 10932.26, "end": 10934.26, "text": " It doesn't care about our odds"}, {"start": 10935.34, "end": 10937.34, "text": " or our ends"}, {"start": 10954.82, "end": 10961.82, "text": " He was scared. I feel bad for him."}, {"start": 10964.82, "end": 10967.82, "text": " The Sam. He Sam."}, {"start": 10975.82, "end": 10979.82, "text": " Not even halfway through? Well, like, again, not to be..."}, {"start": 10979.82, "end": 10982.82, "text": " Not to sour the experience, but nothing has happened."}, {"start": 10982.82, "end": 10989.82, "text": " Like, for a game that started with an alien counter and a spaceship crashing on an alien planet,"}, {"start": 10989.82, "end": 10991.82, "text": " we're just walking through hallways, man."}, {"start": 10999.82, "end": 11001.82, "text": " At least we're not running on empty."}, {"start": 11001.82, "end": 11002.82, "text": " Yet."}, {"start": 11003.82, "end": 11005.82, "text": " Oxygen levels dropping."}, {"start": 11005.82, "end": 11009.82, "text": " Oxygen recovery and stabilization required."}, {"start": 11009.82, "end": 11010.82, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 11010.82, "end": 11014.32, "text": " I'll let that to my list along with getting to the scanner and trying not to die!"}, {"start": 11015.92, "end": 11017.119999999999, "text": " Well you asked."}, {"start": 11018.22, "end": 11021.32, "text": " From the robot, but you- you asked."}, {"start": 11021.32, "end": 11024.02, "text": " Uh, I don't actually need the oxygen."}, {"start": 11025.02, "end": 11026.619999999999, "text": " You need the oxygen?"}, {"start": 11034.119999999999, "end": 11036.02, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11036.02, "end": 11039.72, "text": " I think he's chill- he's just meditating. You know how CEO's is and all that."}, {"start": 11039.72, "end": 11044.72, "text": " Ah, never mind."}, {"start": 11044.72, "end": 11049.72, "text": " Opox."}, {"start": 11069.72, "end": 11071.72, "text": " That's why you're on the road."}, {"start": 11073.72, "end": 11074.72, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 11079.72, "end": 11080.72, "text": " Check it out."}, {"start": 11081.72, "end": 11083.72, "text": " His camera fainted with his whole area."}, {"start": 11084.72, "end": 11086.72, "text": " One of us could guide the other through."}, {"start": 11087.72, "end": 11088.72, "text": " And it was lost."}, {"start": 11089.72, "end": 11090.72, "text": " I'll go."}, {"start": 11091.72, "end": 11092.72, "text": " You guide me."}, {"start": 11094.72, "end": 11095.72, "text": " You sure?"}, {"start": 11099.72, "end": 11106.72, "text": " to make the past a will, you're missed. Oh, shit."}, {"start": 11109.519999999999, "end": 11112.519999999999, "text": " fellas right there though."}, {"start": 11112.519999999999, "end": 11119.519999999999, "text": " that's the wrong way. Getting there is in the tights."}, {"start": 11123.84, "end": 11128.84, "text": " surely she's talking about this door."}, {"start": 11129.72, "end": 11136.72, "text": " I have gotten into the vent."}, {"start": 11150.72, "end": 11157.72, "text": " I feel so much like Mr. Anderson getting guided by Morpheus through my office right now."}, {"start": 11159.72, "end": 11162.72, "text": " Okay, now."}, {"start": 11168.72, "end": 11171.72, "text": " Quick, hide behind that desk you just passed."}, {"start": 11189.72, "end": 11191.72, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11209.72, "end": 11211.72, "text": " The alien gets distracted."}, {"start": 11211.72, "end": 11217.72, "text": " The other part about being an alien is it completely takes away your situational awareness."}, {"start": 11219.72, "end": 11248.679999999998, "text": " We know, man!"}, {"start": 11248.68, "end": 11250.68, "text": " and stealth gameplay of all time."}, {"start": 11268.84, "end": 11270.34, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 11270.64, "end": 11272.64, "text": " This bump count four."}, {"start": 11278.68, "end": 11291.98, "text": " It's interesting to me, what happens if you fuck up a QTE in the present time with characters"}, {"start": 11291.98, "end": 11296.460000000001, "text": " that you've already kept alive in the future?"}, {"start": 11296.460000000001, "end": 11300.86, "text": " I wonder if it means that we're completely safe or they would just not deal with it or"}, {"start": 11300.86, "end": 11306.34, "text": " they would be like, that person turned into you an alien."}, {"start": 11306.34, "end": 11312.78, "text": " So they were actually unimpostered when you were controlling them from back then."}, {"start": 11316.78, "end": 11323.460000000001, "text": " We remember their service with a pizza party from 12 to 1215 in the break room."}, {"start": 11336.34, "end": 11341.34, "text": " tau said yes damages significant"}, {"start": 11341.34, "end": 11344.34, "text": " worsened by the mountain we clipped on the way down"}, {"start": 11344.34, "end": 11347.34, "text": " yeah yeah my bad"}, {"start": 11347.34, "end": 11349.34, "text": " I'm assuming we ground it"}, {"start": 11349.34, "end": 11351.34, "text": " correct you assume correctly"}, {"start": 11351.34, "end": 11355.34, "text": " if you have enough fuel there's no way we're getting back in the air"}, {"start": 11355.34, "end": 11359.34, "text": " our only option now is to hold out until the Andromeda arrives"}, {"start": 11359.34, "end": 11361.34, "text": " how much air do we have"}, {"start": 11361.34, "end": 11363.34, "text": " life support can keep us breathing"}, {"start": 11363.34, "end": 11368.7, "text": " But the crash has damaged our FTL antenna. We have no way to contact the"}, {"start": 11368.7, "end": 11376.34, "text": " Andromeda or Earth. Can we repair it? Yes. But it'll take time. A lady is speaking."}, {"start": 11376.34, "end": 11380.34, "text": " The ship is in a bad state. Security alert."}, {"start": 11381.34, "end": 11387.34, "text": " You can say Ohio. You can say Ohio anytime someone says we're in a bad state."}, {"start": 11387.34, "end": 11390.34, "text": " So are we gonna talk about the growth?"}, {"start": 11390.34, "end": 11398.22, "text": " I want to do more than talk about it. I want to rinse that sample. Yes, everything. You said let's inject this shit"}, {"start": 11398.22, "end": 11402.3, "text": " Let's fucking I'm concerned. This is an entire who's lowest on the totem pole"}, {"start": 11402.7, "end": 11405.66, "text": " Let's fucking inject them given the extent it's grown"}, {"start": 11406.3, "end": 11408.54, "text": " It must have come on board with that meteorite"}, {"start": 11408.98, "end": 11410.98, "text": " Let's smoke this shit. Yeah"}, {"start": 11411.98, "end": 11416.86, "text": " Meteorite hits growth appears Sims goes mad doesn't take a genius to connect the dots"}, {"start": 11420.34, "end": 11425.7, "text": " correlation is not causation I've taken stance 101 correlation does not equal"}, {"start": 11425.7, "end": 11432.58, "text": " causation we've got a gun on this ship right if she's out there whacking people"}, {"start": 11432.58, "end": 11447.1, "text": " oh shit I agree though they're whacking people this is the only weapon on this"}, {"start": 11447.1, "end": 11455.140000000001, "text": " ship for exactly this eventuality for exactly this eventuality of the Corinth"}, {"start": 11455.140000000001, "end": 11460.54, "text": " captain's charter I authorized the use of this weapon for the protection of the"}, {"start": 11460.54, "end": 11467.2, "text": " crew and the mission the Oracle can't locate her seems like she's gone to"}, {"start": 11467.2, "end": 11471.1, "text": " ground and she turned off her damn body she's a maintenance layers it won't be"}, {"start": 11471.1, "end": 11480.220000000001, "text": " easy to find her. It's a maze down there. It's a maze, but one I designed. Okay, jigsaw."}, {"start": 11481.66, "end": 11487.18, "text": " If we well shut the breach seals here, here, and here, we can be sure they're locked into this"}, {"start": 11487.18, "end": 11492.62, "text": " sector. Then it's just a case of sweeping the tunnels and locking down the bulkhead sequentially."}, {"start": 11492.62, "end": 11498.54, "text": " That sounds like something you could do off screen and not have me manually do I'm praying."}, {"start": 11498.54, "end": 11504.300000000001, "text": " There's a secondary access tunnel we can use it to get into the reactor funnel without being detected"}, {"start": 11505.26, "end": 11508.34, "text": " So we need to close the seals on all those maintenance tons"}, {"start": 11509.380000000001, "end": 11511.380000000001, "text": " that holder"}, {"start": 11512.04, "end": 11515.94, "text": " Yes, take these shields off and say it again not only slow her down"}, {"start": 11516.34, "end": 11518.34, "text": " It will also flag her on the system"}, {"start": 11519.1, "end": 11522.02, "text": " One of us needs to get in there to track and detain her"}, {"start": 11522.02, "end": 11530.82, "text": " Why is he standing like that, man?"}, {"start": 11530.82, "end": 11535.380000000001, "text": " Did you see his posture?"}, {"start": 11535.380000000001, "end": 11543.54, "text": " I don't know how to rewind to just see that, but like, he was not looking right, man."}, {"start": 11543.54, "end": 11553.460000000001, "text": " it okay dr. Cooper can go with you what thought oh very well fine Sims repair the antenna re-establish"}, {"start": 11553.460000000001, "end": 11559.62, "text": " contact with the andromeda who is standing different man we'll make it home too how shall"}, {"start": 11559.62, "end": 11565.7, "text": " I proceed with the substance find out what it is and where it came from yes or how could it how"}, {"start": 11565.7, "end": 11572.5, "text": " on earth am i supposed to do that you have 30 minutes to diagnose the source of this alien life"}, {"start": 11573.54, "end": 11582.54, "text": " We can salvage the mission. We just need to trust each other. Just like Stafford trusted us."}, {"start": 11582.54, "end": 11584.54, "text": " You ain't Stafford."}, {"start": 11584.54, "end": 11586.54, "text": " You have our full support, Commander."}, {"start": 11586.54, "end": 11589.54, "text": " You have our full support, Commander."}, {"start": 11591.54, "end": 11594.54, "text": " We should get prepped. Dismissed."}, {"start": 11603.54, "end": 11614.78, "text": " One of us got to go in there, huh?"}, {"start": 11614.78, "end": 11620.980000000001, "text": " Into the goo tunnel with the fingers."}, {"start": 11620.980000000001, "end": 11628.580000000002, "text": " Okay, he's trying to text."}, {"start": 11628.58, "end": 11630.58, "text": " You see he's he's jones him for his phone"}, {"start": 11636.74, "end": 11641.7, "text": " Okay, I set up the private channel go ahead and switch frequencies switching now"}, {"start": 11643.74, "end": 11650.86, "text": " You hear me I'm right next to you just so okay, all right understand you doing all right"}, {"start": 11651.66, "end": 11653.74, "text": " Just feels too much hotter without stuff it"}, {"start": 11658.58, "end": 11664.7, "text": " He's walking like the Arthur meme."}, {"start": 11664.7, "end": 11671.9, "text": " That's like 3 bison with a foot launch."}, {"start": 11671.9, "end": 11688.42, "text": " Okay, we should be able to override the shutters, we should be able to override, there you go."}, {"start": 11688.42, "end": 11695.42, "text": " I have no idea what I'm doing."}, {"start": 11695.42, "end": 11700.42, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 11700.42, "end": 11707.42, "text": " You don't want to discharge that in here."}, {"start": 11707.42, "end": 11709.42, "text": " I know how to handle a gun."}, {"start": 11709.42, "end": 11711.42, "text": " Carl gave you weapons training."}, {"start": 11711.42, "end": 11712.42, "text": " Who'd they say?"}, {"start": 11712.42, "end": 11715.42, "text": " But I used to hang out at the Ranger lot."}, {"start": 11715.42, "end": 11717.42, "text": " One might say that I was at home"}, {"start": 11718.66, "end": 11724.1, "text": " At home on the range where the deer's in the antelope play follow the white rabbit"}, {"start": 11726.54, "end": 11730.26, "text": " Listen, I make the matrix references around here, okay"}, {"start": 11732.460000000001, "end": 11738.38, "text": " Cooper will seal the bulkheads behind you as you move whoever's down there will be forced into a dead end"}, {"start": 11738.380000000001, "end": 11745.78, "text": " not the doovicky"}, {"start": 11745.78, "end": 11751.580000000002, "text": " I see red shunt in 13"}, {"start": 11751.580000000002, "end": 11755.1, "text": " ok you will go down there"}, {"start": 11755.1, "end": 11759.2, "text": " ok we got"}, {"start": 11759.2, "end": 11764.880000000001, "text": " what are we going to do when we find her?"}, {"start": 11764.880000000001, "end": 11765.880000000001, "text": " that depends"}, {"start": 11765.880000000001, "end": 11766.880000000001, "text": " on what?"}, {"start": 11766.880000000001, "end": 11768.880000000001, "text": " Operates"}, {"start": 11770.000000000002, "end": 11772.000000000002, "text": " You're seeing Carter's body"}, {"start": 11781.880000000001, "end": 11783.880000000001, "text": " Subsection four clear"}, {"start": 11784.880000000001, "end": 11786.880000000001, "text": " Sealing the bulkhead"}, {"start": 11786.880000000001, "end": 11797.6, "text": " It's it's so crazy, man. It's so crazy"}, {"start": 11797.6, "end": 11799.6, "text": " me"}, {"start": 11815.6, "end": 11821.52, "text": " what's the tune of the vehicle company you say a best when you say nothing at all"}, {"start": 11821.52, "end": 11825.02, "text": " I'm not Shutter 2. Opening Shutter 2."}, {"start": 11835.02, "end": 11837.52, "text": " Okay. Subsection 6 clear."}, {"start": 11838.02, "end": 11839.02, "text": " Sealed now."}, {"start": 11840.02, "end": 11842.02, "text": " I like who ass though."}, {"start": 11846.02, "end": 11848.02, "text": " Lowering audio because I hate jump scares?"}, {"start": 11848.02, "end": 11850.52, "text": " It's just gonna be a cat or something."}, {"start": 11850.52, "end": 11854.960000000001, "text": " We're gonna it's gonna run across the screen. You're gonna be like, oh my god, and it's gonna go"}, {"start": 11854.960000000001, "end": 11857.16, "text": " Yeah, and then it's gonna be like"}, {"start": 11859.76, "end": 11866.98, "text": " Yeah, exactly Jonesy but then when you pick up the cat you're gonna see like an alien femur just for like two frames"}, {"start": 11867.0, "end": 11869.0, "text": " slip behind the door and"}, {"start": 11870.2, "end": 11876.42, "text": " Then like a Brazilian dad is gonna go vomit those children and you're gonna be you're gonna be thinking about it for like 20 years"}, {"start": 11876.42, "end": 11881.42, "text": " When did science come out? August 2002? You're gonna be thinking about over 24 years."}, {"start": 11896.42, "end": 11900.42, "text": " I found Sims! Stop resisting!"}, {"start": 11906.42, "end": 11907.14, "text": " She's dead."}, {"start": 11908.74, "end": 11909.7, "text": " How can you be sure?"}, {"start": 11909.7, "end": 11910.66, "text": " She's dead."}, {"start": 11911.78, "end": 11913.38, "text": " She's been dead for ages."}, {"start": 11914.66, "end": 11915.78, "text": " But that's impossible."}, {"start": 11916.02, "end": 11918.18, "text": " And she's- I'm not sure she was ever alive."}, {"start": 11918.18, "end": 11919.94, "text": " No, I'm searching for it's not Sims."}, {"start": 11921.86, "end": 11924.02, "text": " If it's not her, then we don't know what we're up against."}, {"start": 11924.58, "end": 11925.38, "text": " Get back here."}, {"start": 11926.66, "end": 11927.62, "text": " Put her in her pod."}, {"start": 11927.62, "end": 11928.5, "text": " No, Cooper."}, {"start": 11929.14, "end": 11930.02, "text": " Are you two okay?"}, {"start": 11931.22, "end": 11933.38, "text": " Well, her stomach is trapped."}, {"start": 11934.34, "end": 11935.14, "text": " I'm moving on."}, {"start": 11935.14, "end": 11940.14, "text": " Don't, don't do it! Don't come back!"}, {"start": 11943.14, "end": 11944.14, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 11950.14, "end": 11955.14, "text": " We used to crawl through alien goo for pleasure back in the Marines."}, {"start": 11955.14, "end": 11968.619999999999, "text": " I could really use a fist bump right now."}, {"start": 11968.619999999999, "end": 11978.06, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11978.06, "end": 11982.74, "text": " What the fuck did you fucking ate me?"}, {"start": 11982.74, "end": 11990.74, "text": " I'm going as fast as I can, okay?"}, {"start": 11990.74, "end": 12018.5, "text": " I don't even know what we were doing to be honest I was just left clicking on shit down"}, {"start": 12018.5, "end": 12023.14, "text": " Locked down only way out was through that vent only place they could be"}, {"start": 12026.42, "end": 12031.82, "text": " Isley can you see us on camera? I can see movement in there"}, {"start": 12033.46, "end": 12035.46, "text": " Hey, we Joel on"}, {"start": 12040.34, "end": 12042.34, "text": " Little help"}, {"start": 12048.5, "end": 12062.94, "text": " I'm coming down I take your time"}, {"start": 12078.5, "end": 12089.7, "text": " When you leave your leftovers in the fridge for four days instead of three."}, {"start": 12089.7, "end": 12094.900000000001, "text": " yogurt today two days after you open the container"}, {"start": 12106.18, "end": 12113.54, "text": " young you there if you can hear me you need to expand the fridge I'll look for"}, {"start": 12113.54, "end": 12116.34, "text": " another way around"}, {"start": 12119.7, "end": 12133.18, "text": " I'll be extending the bridge."}, {"start": 12133.18, "end": 12141.980000000001, "text": " Even though it's 36 meters away from me, ain't got no power, bro, I can already tell it ain't"}, {"start": 12141.98, "end": 12143.98, "text": " I got no power!"}, {"start": 12162.98, "end": 12165.98, "text": " Oh shit, not that though."}, {"start": 12171.98, "end": 12198.34, "text": " And we'll be going this way, I will be moving behind the alien today, who will then be moving"}, {"start": 12198.34, "end": 12219.98, "text": " over here. And then I will be moving this way. Just indicating to the game logic, I've"}, {"start": 12219.98, "end": 12227.98, "text": " knitted through the puzzle and have demonstrated enough competency to get to the next section."}, {"start": 12236.939999999999, "end": 12241.02, "text": " Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit."}, {"start": 12241.02, "end": 12254.6, "text": " Motherfucker, man."}, {"start": 12254.6, "end": 12258.060000000001, "text": " Huge loss of progress."}, {"start": 12258.060000000001, "end": 12262.5, "text": " I'm backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up."}, {"start": 12262.5, "end": 12280.1, "text": " Why does the alien wear a hood?"}, {"start": 12280.1, "end": 12283.02, "text": " I think it's so you know that you're not the alien."}, {"start": 12283.02, "end": 12287.98, "text": " Because you might think like, damn, maybe I became the alien at some point, but then"}, {"start": 12287.98, "end": 12291.38, "text": " you just say, oh wait, I don't have a hoodie on."}, {"start": 12291.380000000001, "end": 12293.380000000001, "text": " I got nothing to worry about"}, {"start": 12303.460000000001, "end": 12305.460000000001, "text": " But we've got one of these two"}, {"start": 12315.060000000001, "end": 12317.060000000001, "text": " I'm so scared of the damn alien"}, {"start": 12321.380000000001, "end": 12346.740000000002, "text": " I'm a little bit blind."}, {"start": 12346.740000000002, "end": 12349.220000000001, "text": " Honestly, it's a huge debuff to be an alien."}, {"start": 12349.220000000001, "end": 12359.220000000001, "text": " They were way more competent as a human being."}, {"start": 12359.220000000001, "end": 12371.220000000001, "text": " Power to bridge control y'all."}, {"start": 12371.220000000001, "end": 12380.340000000002, "text": " You go in through that door, I'll pop out through this one, and then we're out."}, {"start": 12383.86, "end": 12388.820000000002, "text": " Oh, and we're, I mean the frames, the frames are taken a little hit, but that's to be expected,"}, {"start": 12390.260000000002, "end": 12392.820000000002, "text": " in an environment with a lot of different parts like this."}, {"start": 12392.82, "end": 12398.279999999999, "text": " She's still being chased by the same girl?"}, {"start": 12398.279999999999, "end": 12401.32, "text": " Yeah, that's Sims, man."}, {"start": 12401.32, "end": 12402.56, "text": " Sims still got some problems."}, {"start": 12402.56, "end": 12404.56, "text": " She's a very formidable opponent."}, {"start": 12404.56, "end": 12408.52, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 12408.52, "end": 12412.56, "text": " Also she teleports."}, {"start": 12412.56, "end": 12414.76, "text": " She's looking like Jake Paul in that last fight."}, {"start": 12414.76, "end": 12415.76, "text": " I didn't see."}, {"start": 12415.76, "end": 12420.4, "text": " I was looking for approval from Chad."}, {"start": 12420.4, "end": 12424.4, "text": " I forgot there's gameplay in this game. Locking in?"}, {"start": 12437.4, "end": 12440.4, "text": " Obviously that's not gonna work. I'm not a door, bro. I'm not a door."}, {"start": 12450.4, "end": 12451.4, "text": " Yeah, take the shot."}, {"start": 12467.539999999999, "end": 12468.539999999999, "text": " We did it, y'all."}, {"start": 12477.34, "end": 12479.34, "text": " Yeah, that's what's draining the cycle."}, {"start": 12480.4, "end": 12485.4, "text": " Are you really gonna need to see this?"}, {"start": 12485.4, "end": 12490.4, "text": " Mmm, holy freaking shirt balls, the aliens are taking over the reactor."}, {"start": 12493.4, "end": 12498.4, "text": " When things get ugly, it all comes down to survival of the fittest."}, {"start": 12498.4, "end": 12505.4, "text": " But when you're stripped down to your bones, can you bear to see what you're really made of?"}, {"start": 12505.4, "end": 12506.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12510.4, "end": 12529.8, "text": " That was Dragnaio episode 4."}, {"start": 12529.8, "end": 12531.44, "text": " That was it."}, {"start": 12531.44, "end": 12532.44, "text": " Some stuff happened."}, {"start": 12532.44, "end": 12537.08, "text": " We called through some vents and welded some shit shut that then they were like, it can't"}, {"start": 12537.08, "end": 12542.539999999999, "text": " escape and then it escaped and then we shot him in the shoulder didn't see the"}, {"start": 12542.539999999999, "end": 12545.44, "text": " body and it went over the edge so we know that they're dead and we're probably"}, {"start": 12545.44, "end": 12548.0, "text": " safe now."}, {"start": 12549.2, "end": 12553.96, "text": " Okay, a shooter identified."}, {"start": 12553.960000000001, "end": 12563.960000000001, "text": " I mean, the alien could jog."}, {"start": 12563.960000000001, "end": 12570.640000000001, "text": " I went the wrong way, y'all."}, {"start": 12570.64, "end": 12595.199999999999, "text": " If the alien had cardio, we'd be in a lot of trouble."}, {"start": 12595.199999999999, "end": 12600.599999999999, "text": " I don't want to go off on a rant, not the Dennis Miller post."}, {"start": 12600.6, "end": 12606.78, "text": " The reason that like this kind of impersonation stuff works in like the thing is because the"}, {"start": 12606.78, "end": 12611.6, "text": " alien pretends to be like a crew member."}, {"start": 12611.6, "end": 12615.04, "text": " It doesn't just go around like threatening to kill people."}, {"start": 12615.04, "end": 12620.16, "text": " Like after all the marketing that I was looking at it was like you might not know that a crew"}, {"start": 12620.16, "end": 12623.08, "text": " member has been replaced with an alien throughout the game."}, {"start": 12623.08, "end": 12626.960000000001, "text": " What do you fucking know bro as they start chasing you down and trying to fucking kill"}, {"start": 12626.960000000001, "end": 12627.960000000001, "text": " you?"}, {"start": 12627.960000000001, "end": 12630.720000000001, "text": " They don't they don't talk like us, man"}, {"start": 12636.400000000001, "end": 12642.28, "text": " Unless they do a thing later where they're like, oh and also some of the people you were talking to were also imposters"}, {"start": 12642.28, "end": 12646.000000000002, "text": " These were just the the first imposters just weren't very good at it"}, {"start": 12646.000000000002, "end": 12650.960000000001, "text": " But they they rapidly adapted to our new environment or some shit like that"}, {"start": 12653.320000000002, "end": 12656.2, "text": " Or maybe they're the humans and I'm the alien"}, {"start": 12657.960000000001, "end": 12664.34, "text": " So they're like, we're trying to kill you because you're an alien."}, {"start": 12664.34, "end": 12677.480000000001, "text": " And I'm like, stop trying to kill me, you're the alien, you know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 12677.48, "end": 12680.039999999999, "text": " John Freeman, headcrab zombie type shit."}, {"start": 12688.48, "end": 12690.539999999999, "text": " Wasn't Sigourney the alien?"}, {"start": 12690.539999999999, "end": 12692.619999999999, "text": " In the fourth one, kinda."}, {"start": 12693.58, "end": 12695.32, "text": " So it's hard to..."}, {"start": 12695.32, "end": 12698.52, "text": " It's like an analogy for motherhood, kind of,"}, {"start": 12698.52, "end": 12701.68, "text": " but also, like, that's an analogy for alien."}, {"start": 12703.359999999999, "end": 12705.52, "text": " Activate switches 0-3."}, {"start": 12707.48, "end": 12731.72, "text": " Nothing gets a gamer excited, like she activates switches 0 of 3."}, {"start": 12731.72, "end": 12733.72, "text": " There's the fellow."}, {"start": 12733.720000000001, "end": 12742.880000000001, "text": " Obviously, I won't just be walking into this corner vision."}, {"start": 12742.880000000001, "end": 12751.800000000001, "text": " Instead wait two seconds for him to walk away and then activating the switch with..."}, {"start": 12751.800000000001, "end": 12761.2, "text": " That is move the mouse up for those of you who are curious."}, {"start": 12761.2, "end": 12780.16, "text": " the damn door, man. What the fuck? He could have just fucking killed me, bro. He could"}, {"start": 12780.16, "end": 12789.02, "text": " have killed my ass dad. I think he's lying. You're right. It's the worst part about the"}, {"start": 12789.02, "end": 12793.02, "text": " Aliens as well. Hypocrisy."}, {"start": 12800.02, "end": 12803.02, "text": " Ah, you can't be doing all that."}, {"start": 12819.02, "end": 12825.02, "text": " That's a distraction. Okay, I understand."}, {"start": 12833.02, "end": 12835.02, "text": " Oh shit, he can run!"}, {"start": 12840.02, "end": 12842.02, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 12843.02, "end": 12845.02, "text": " Distract him, bro!"}, {"start": 12849.02, "end": 12851.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12853.94, "end": 12858.140000000001, "text": " Got surprised by surprise. Oh what the fuck"}, {"start": 12864.460000000001, "end": 12866.460000000001, "text": " You showing me the pack"}, {"start": 12871.78, "end": 12873.78, "text": " So we literally run this now by the way"}, {"start": 12873.78, "end": 12881.26, "text": " Fuck it, I'm doing it."}, {"start": 12881.26, "end": 12882.26, "text": " This person can't die."}, {"start": 12882.26, "end": 12894.66, "text": " Oh yeah, we'll get the fuck out of there."}, {"start": 12894.66, "end": 12896.94, "text": " Apparently you have to, if anything."}, {"start": 12896.94, "end": 12898.94, "text": " This is the only competent crew member."}, {"start": 12908.460000000001, "end": 12910.460000000001, "text": " Damn, he's fucking assuming that."}, {"start": 12913.5, "end": 12915.5, "text": " The door closed the door!"}, {"start": 12917.34, "end": 12919.34, "text": " Close the door!"}, {"start": 12919.34, "end": 12929.34, "text": " Motherfucker! Open the door!"}, {"start": 12929.34, "end": 12944.34, "text": " Here he comes! Well, obviously when I'm going to be closing the door, he'll open that door!"}, {"start": 12944.34, "end": 12946.34, "text": " And then we'll catch him on the next move"}, {"start": 12954.34, "end": 12956.34, "text": " Then we'll go down and we'll catch him off this one"}, {"start": 12966.94, "end": 12971.3, "text": " Okay, he's still on us guess what buddy"}, {"start": 12971.300000000001, "end": 12973.300000000001, "text": " Best of luck to you, motherfuckers."}, {"start": 12989.300000000001, "end": 12991.300000000001, "text": " I think we got time."}, {"start": 12993.300000000001, "end": 12995.300000000001, "text": " We obviously do not have time."}, {"start": 12995.300000000001, "end": 12997.300000000001, "text": " We clearly do not have time."}, {"start": 12997.300000000001, "end": 12999.300000000001, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 12999.300000000001, "end": 13001.300000000001, "text": " I hit the wrong button or something."}, {"start": 13001.300000000001, "end": 13009.300000000001, "text": " I got killed y'all."}, {"start": 13017.300000000001, "end": 13019.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I hit S instead of D."}, {"start": 13019.300000000001, "end": 13022.300000000001, "text": " I hit S instead of D on that one."}, {"start": 13022.300000000001, "end": 13032.300000000001, "text": " You know it wasn't your fault, right?"}, {"start": 13032.300000000001, "end": 13035.300000000001, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 13035.300000000001, "end": 13037.660000000002, "text": " Should have been me going down there."}, {"start": 13037.660000000002, "end": 13039.660000000002, "text": " She's safe."}, {"start": 13039.660000000002, "end": 13041.7, "text": " Don't trust her, bro."}, {"start": 13041.7, "end": 13043.300000000001, "text": " Do not fucking trust her."}, {"start": 13043.300000000001, "end": 13045.380000000001, "text": " These are the images Kopa captured."}, {"start": 13045.380000000001, "end": 13047.580000000002, "text": " It's the meteorite."}, {"start": 13047.580000000002, "end": 13049.500000000002, "text": " Launched in the reactor."}, {"start": 13049.5, "end": 13052.26, "text": " Are you sure whoever attacked you is dead?"}, {"start": 13052.26, "end": 13053.26, "text": " Positive."}, {"start": 13053.26, "end": 13056.94, "text": " They fell into the reactor array."}, {"start": 13056.94, "end": 13057.94, "text": " This was Sims, right?"}, {"start": 13057.94, "end": 13058.94, "text": " I told you."}, {"start": 13058.94, "end": 13062.86, "text": " There's someone else down there."}, {"start": 13062.86, "end": 13065.9, "text": " How many fucking murderers can there be on one ship?"}, {"start": 13065.9, "end": 13071.14, "text": " There could have been a blind spot in the ship's design that allowed Stowaway to get in and"}, {"start": 13071.14, "end": 13072.14, "text": " hide."}, {"start": 13072.14, "end": 13073.14, "text": " Come on now, man."}, {"start": 13073.14, "end": 13076.98, "text": " As you know, I couldn't get the security arrangements I wanted for pre-launch."}, {"start": 13076.98, "end": 13082.42, "text": " So you're saying that the oceans of money I drew at you still weren't enough to solve your security problems"}, {"start": 13083.22, "end": 13086.82, "text": " I'd have thought that money aside the crew would notice"}, {"start": 13088.3, "end": 13090.3, "text": " extra person on board"}, {"start": 13093.06, "end": 13099.38, "text": " Sir we were all asleep for four years sir. It's dealt with whoever it was they're dead"}, {"start": 13100.42, "end": 13105.0, "text": " That meteorite is organic a living substance"}, {"start": 13105.0, "end": 13109.88, "text": " force it must have spread through the vents to Carter and seems quarters a"}, {"start": 13109.88, "end": 13117.58, "text": " living substance fascinating so how much do we know about the substance well"}, {"start": 13117.58, "end": 13123.8, "text": " as I mentioned it's organic and it's extraterrestrial rapidly replicating"}, {"start": 13123.8, "end": 13129.32, "text": " there's no need to repeat yourself I've quarantined the deck and sealed the"}, {"start": 13129.32, "end": 13133.24, "text": " air vents there is no way that thing is spreading further that being said we did"}, {"start": 13133.24, "end": 13140.24, "text": " Let's all breathe in, Bob. 15 lungfuls of it earlier."}, {"start": 13163.24, "end": 13169.44, "text": " with I should think about carrying out repairs to the transmitter go ahead Mitchell continue"}, {"start": 13169.44, "end": 13176.119999999999, "text": " the damage assessment from up here Anders you need to analyze that sample I'll help"}, {"start": 13176.119999999999, "end": 13181.92, "text": " let's get that transmitter up and running she really likes to help Anders have you noticed"}, {"start": 13181.92, "end": 13182.92, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 13186.92, "end": 13188.92, "text": " Relax, I'll handle it."}, {"start": 13188.92, "end": 13190.92, "text": " Three hours later..."}, {"start": 13211.92, "end": 13220.3, "text": " no rest for the wicked good what do you want him to do bro guess we're doing this"}, {"start": 13220.3, "end": 13224.4, "text": " by us this maximizing shareholder value right"}, {"start": 13227.8, "end": 13232.92, "text": " sounds like early-gen AI voice acting I'm pretty sure he's just from like"}, {"start": 13232.92, "end": 13239.4, "text": " Belgium or something man oh shit"}, {"start": 13241.92, "end": 13258.8, "text": " Wait, the alien is scooping man."}, {"start": 13258.8, "end": 13267.92, "text": " The real guy is here and the alien is learning how to play basketball."}, {"start": 13267.92, "end": 13271.92, "text": " Unbelievable. I've never seen anything like this before."}, {"start": 13271.92, "end": 13272.92, "text": " Do you run a person in those days?"}, {"start": 13272.92, "end": 13273.92, "text": " Yeah, no kidding."}, {"start": 13273.92, "end": 13275.92, "text": " The scanner can't identify it."}, {"start": 13275.92, "end": 13276.92, "text": " I wonder why, man."}, {"start": 13276.92, "end": 13280.92, "text": " It's organic. But I'm like any organism we've ever seen."}, {"start": 13282.92, "end": 13286.92, "text": " Its cellular structure is changing almost constantly."}, {"start": 13287.92, "end": 13293.92, "text": " It's highly efficient, appearing to absorb matter in its immediate proximity and duplicate it."}, {"start": 13293.92, "end": 13294.92, "text": " You think the Petri dish is gonna hold it?"}, {"start": 13294.92, "end": 13296.92, "text": " It's copying whatever it touches."}, {"start": 13296.92, "end": 13305.32, "text": " to what end? I don't know but it's growing. Left unchecked it could overwhelm the whole"}, {"start": 13305.32, "end": 13314.12, "text": " ship in a matter of days. Oh cool. Love that for us. Cooper, give me a hand when you have"}, {"start": 13314.12, "end": 13321.2, "text": " a minute. Sure thing. As soon as the ladies are out of the room you know that dude's huffing"}, {"start": 13321.2, "end": 13327.400000000001, "text": " the alien you who just put them out of fat fucking line"}, {"start": 13331.400000000001, "end": 13339.04, "text": " could you grab me a sedative from the chem cabinet a sedative I've got a"}, {"start": 13339.04, "end": 13344.12, "text": " little experiment I want to conduct but just grab the drugs and I'll explain"}, {"start": 13344.12, "end": 13346.12, "text": " I've heard that one before."}, {"start": 13347.12, "end": 13348.12, "text": " Just do it?"}, {"start": 13348.12, "end": 13350.12, "text": " From the Kim Cabinet?"}, {"start": 13352.12, "end": 13355.12, "text": " You have some drugs from the Kim Cabinet?"}, {"start": 13356.12, "end": 13359.12, "text": " Something like alprazolam or diazepam."}, {"start": 13366.12, "end": 13369.12, "text": " I have to synthesize my own diazepam?"}, {"start": 13374.12, "end": 13386.060000000001, "text": " seems a little like a lot of rigmarole well let me take a peek here for a"}, {"start": 13386.060000000001, "end": 13392.86, "text": " second NH3 that's some kind of like ammonia or something what do we got"}, {"start": 13392.86, "end": 13399.2, "text": " here hydrogen well there you go ammonia give me some of this juice"}, {"start": 13399.2, "end": 13401.400000000001, "text": " Sleep juice, where are you?"}, {"start": 13401.400000000001, "end": 13403.16, "text": " What the fuck is going on, man?"}, {"start": 13403.16, "end": 13404.16, "text": " And then we got..."}, {"start": 13405.400000000001, "end": 13407.76, "text": " Oh, I have no idea what that shit is."}, {"start": 13416.36, "end": 13419.880000000001, "text": " I guess, I mean, let me go check this."}, {"start": 13419.880000000001, "end": 13422.76, "text": " Because here's the thing, I see that it has sulfuric acid."}, {"start": 13422.76, "end": 13425.84, "text": " I'm feeling like if you synthesize this improperly"}, {"start": 13425.84, "end": 13428.68, "text": " and then you inject this dude with sulfuric acid,"}, {"start": 13428.68, "end": 13432.68, "text": " He's basically just going to melt, which could be funny,"}, {"start": 13432.68, "end": 13438.04, "text": " but I also feel like we should at least make an honest effort."}, {"start": 13442.64, "end": 13446.960000000001, "text": " So we really need some dimethyl sulfate."}, {"start": 13446.960000000001, "end": 13449.84, "text": " And you do not need sulfuric acid."}, {"start": 13449.84, "end": 13451.76, "text": " You need some dimethyl sulfate."}, {"start": 13451.76, "end": 13468.32, "text": " I got to take a closer look to see if we need chloroacetyl chloride."}, {"start": 13468.32, "end": 13474.12, "text": " It's a Cl-dash-double bond O2Cl."}, {"start": 13474.12, "end": 13479.68, "text": " Yeah, we got it y'all."}, {"start": 13479.68, "end": 13480.68, "text": " We got it."}, {"start": 13480.68, "end": 13481.68, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 13481.68, "end": 13488.4, "text": " degree in biology. I got like a 53% in orgo in second year so yeah no one's"}, {"start": 13488.4, "end": 13494.76, "text": " gonna be melting into a pile of goo on my watch okay. I'd like to grab some"}, {"start": 13494.76, "end": 13503.960000000001, "text": " ammonia please. I don't know why you're asking me."}, {"start": 13511.68, "end": 13517.56, "text": " Enter the three numbers of the all of the three numbers of the chemicals. Okay, so we're gonna start with the"}, {"start": 13518.52, "end": 13524.68, "text": " Chloroacetyl whatever and then ammonia and then the third one that I can't even remember anymore"}, {"start": 13526.0, "end": 13528.0, "text": " Diamethyl sulfate, okay"}, {"start": 13530.56, "end": 13534.44, "text": " We want to start with number one"}, {"start": 13534.44, "end": 13551.52, "text": " Enter. Number six. And then cancel that for now. Number one. Number six. And then number"}, {"start": 13551.52, "end": 13557.28, "text": " eight. Number one. Number six. And number eight. One six seven. Wait, is it a joke maybe? No."}, {"start": 13557.28, "end": 13565.0, "text": " 168 you're good to go that and can we I can I give mine extra hot no room"}, {"start": 13571.28, "end": 13573.28, "text": " She'd better have a good reason for this"}, {"start": 13578.28, "end": 13581.960000000001, "text": " Creepy isn't it I think it's beautiful"}, {"start": 13587.28, "end": 13589.28, "text": " How are you feeling, buddy?"}, {"start": 13592.28, "end": 13594.28, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 13595.28, "end": 13597.28, "text": " You lost a lot of blood."}, {"start": 13597.28, "end": 13600.28, "text": " You had a seizure during wake-up."}, {"start": 13600.28, "end": 13604.28, "text": " The injection we gave you mained you side effects."}, {"start": 13604.28, "end": 13607.28, "text": " Memory loss, nosebleeds."}, {"start": 13607.28, "end": 13609.28, "text": " Finally, temperament."}, {"start": 13609.28, "end": 13613.28, "text": " Apologies, I was momentarily confused."}, {"start": 13613.28, "end": 13616.28, "text": " I guess memory loss explains that."}, {"start": 13616.28, "end": 13624.36, "text": " just take it easy and report in if you have any concerns I still think he's"}, {"start": 13624.36, "end": 13629.400000000001, "text": " the human and the alien is down there learning out of hoop and he's at the end"}, {"start": 13629.400000000001, "end": 13635.08, "text": " credit scene is gonna be like the ship has crash landed back on earth and like"}, {"start": 13635.08, "end": 13641.28, "text": " he gets out and it's like oh shit where'd he fucking crash boom Madison"}, {"start": 13641.28, "end": 13647.820000000002, "text": " Square Garden. And it's like Madison Square Garden, the oldest arena in North America."}, {"start": 13647.820000000002, "end": 13652.300000000001, "text": " Is there looming in the horizon, and then it's like a shot from his back, and he walks"}, {"start": 13652.300000000001, "end": 13661.7, "text": " into the front doors. And you, as soon as he walks in, you hear like the crowd noise,"}, {"start": 13661.7, "end": 13673.54, "text": " Implying that he's walking into greatness, to glory, yeah then he looks back and he goes"}, {"start": 13673.54, "end": 13690.86, "text": " Yeah, we got our own diazepam on tap here."}, {"start": 13690.86, "end": 13696.820000000002, "text": " We got a coffee porter, we got a double IPA, a triple IPA, we got an IPA made with a combination"}, {"start": 13696.820000000002, "end": 13703.380000000001, "text": " of mosaic and citra hops, we got the diazepam on tap."}, {"start": 13703.380000000001, "end": 13705.380000000001, "text": " We have a non-alcoholic gin and tonic."}, {"start": 13733.380000000001, "end": 13738.820000000002, "text": " results back to earth right which would require a functioning ship i'm not talking about the crash"}, {"start": 13738.820000000002, "end": 13744.740000000002, "text": " please clue me into what you're talking about he's not stupid if anyone can see the dollar signs"}, {"start": 13744.740000000002, "end": 13751.54, "text": " in this it's williams he's up to something keeper i know our boss look i'm new to this crew but"}, {"start": 13751.54, "end": 13756.34, "text": " williams trusts you i don't buy it if he knows anything if he's putting our lives at risk we"}, {"start": 13756.34, "end": 13758.34, "text": " We need to do something about it."}, {"start": 13759.84, "end": 13761.84, "text": " What do you know that I don't?"}, {"start": 13761.84, "end": 13767.34, "text": " I may have kind of accidentally, on purpose,"}, {"start": 13767.34, "end": 13768.34, "text": " Come on now."}, {"start": 13768.34, "end": 13770.34, "text": " had a sneaky peek into his drop drive?"}, {"start": 13770.34, "end": 13771.84, "text": " That's impossible."}, {"start": 13771.84, "end": 13773.34, "text": " His drive is security locking."}, {"start": 13773.34, "end": 13774.84, "text": " Yeah, oh, 13674."}, {"start": 13774.84, "end": 13776.84, "text": " Oh, you didn't!"}, {"start": 13776.84, "end": 13778.84, "text": " Wouldn't be much of a science officer"}, {"start": 13778.84, "end": 13781.84, "text": " if I didn't know a few cheeky little command ogre rides."}, {"start": 13781.84, "end": 13794.32, "text": " You sly old fox, you sly old fox. Never change. Why would I? I'm already perfect."}, {"start": 13794.32, "end": 13798.72, "text": " That's what I love about it. It's all McGroober coded."}, {"start": 13798.72, "end": 13805.4, "text": " Williams has his own file stacked inside the oracle, heavily encrypted. He's been updating"}, {"start": 13805.4, "end": 13811.2, "text": " it since he woke up. Talking to her through a line that's hidden from everyone, including"}, {"start": 13811.2, "end": 13813.2, "text": " Stafford and Isley. I mean"}, {"start": 13813.820000000002, "end": 13815.34, "text": " He's the boss"}, {"start": 13815.34, "end": 13818.800000000001, "text": " He can do he can turn into a jet. He can fly into the Sun"}, {"start": 13820.960000000001, "end": 13823.44, "text": " Only command can access the Oracle like that"}, {"start": 13824.2, "end": 13828.800000000001, "text": " He's hiding something. I know it and he's putting us all in danger"}, {"start": 13833.76, "end": 13836.400000000001, "text": " Don't tell Isley bro. She sucks. Okay, then"}, {"start": 13837.12, "end": 13840.5, "text": " What do you propose we do? I need to have a deeper look at that drive"}, {"start": 13841.2, "end": 13843.2, "text": " But it'll take time."}, {"start": 13843.2, "end": 13847.800000000001, "text": " I can't have William sauntering into his office when I'm up to my nuts in his dirty laundry."}, {"start": 13847.800000000001, "end": 13851.2, "text": " Oh no. No. I don't like where this is heading."}, {"start": 13851.2, "end": 13856.2, "text": " Remember that time in Fort Wayne, when those frappling knuckle walkers wouldn't take the hint?"}, {"start": 13856.2, "end": 13863.2, "text": " That was a lifetime ago. And that was a couple of laxatives and a keg. This is a whole different ball game."}, {"start": 13863.2, "end": 13866.2, "text": " Come on, Coop. We're not those people anymore."}, {"start": 13866.2, "end": 13873.960000000001, "text": " Exactly! You're a whole-ass doctor now. Just hit him with something to send him to sleep for a few hours."}, {"start": 13873.960000000001, "end": 13875.960000000001, "text": " He was just sleeping for four years!"}, {"start": 13875.960000000001, "end": 13878.84, "text": " Just say it was a side effect of the shot we gave him earlier."}, {"start": 13880.92, "end": 13886.28, "text": " Fuck it! Okay, I'll do it. I'll send him to sleep. To shut you up if nothing else."}, {"start": 13886.28, "end": 13889.0, "text": " Cooper, I fucking love you."}, {"start": 13889.0, "end": 13893.84, "text": " Unfortunately, I love you too."}, {"start": 13893.84, "end": 13899.12, "text": " It seemed like the most authentic line of dialogue for an Australian character ever."}, {"start": 13899.12, "end": 13900.12, "text": " Koopa?"}, {"start": 13900.12, "end": 13906.52, "text": " I fucking love you, mate."}, {"start": 13906.52, "end": 13910.48, "text": " A stepdad, Jeff, grew up in Fort Wayne."}, {"start": 13910.48, "end": 13911.48, "text": " This is for Jeff."}, {"start": 13911.48, "end": 13913.12, "text": " My name is Jeff."}, {"start": 13913.12, "end": 13914.12, "text": " His name is Jeff."}, {"start": 13914.12, "end": 13915.8, "text": " And your stepdad's name is Jeff."}, {"start": 13915.800000000001, "end": 13919.720000000001, "text": " His name is Jaff."}, {"start": 13919.720000000001, "end": 13921.76, "text": " Regroup with Anders."}, {"start": 13921.76, "end": 13923.000000000002, "text": " Seven feet away from there."}, {"start": 13923.000000000002, "end": 13924.000000000002, "text": " You just had that conversation."}, {"start": 13924.000000000002, "end": 13926.240000000002, "text": " Are you good to go?"}, {"start": 13926.240000000002, "end": 13927.320000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 13927.320000000002, "end": 13928.960000000001, "text": " Take a look at our little bundle of joy."}, {"start": 13932.000000000002, "end": 13933.920000000002, "text": " Here, I'm going to run a small charge"}, {"start": 13933.920000000002, "end": 13935.44, "text": " through one of the samples."}, {"start": 13935.44, "end": 13936.12, "text": " Watch the other one."}, {"start": 13940.36, "end": 13942.480000000001, "text": " Damn, you're going to make it mad."}, {"start": 13942.480000000001, "end": 13945.000000000002, "text": " It reacts to the charge wherever I place it."}, {"start": 13945.0, "end": 13949.6, "text": " One sample affects the other at exactly the same time."}, {"start": 13949.6, "end": 13951.6, "text": " You're hurting him!"}, {"start": 13951.6, "end": 13956.0, "text": " It seems to stun it briefly, but it won't kill it."}, {"start": 13956.0, "end": 13960.0, "text": " So the cells are entangled somehow?"}, {"start": 13960.0, "end": 13961.44, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 13961.44, "end": 13964.88, "text": " This proves the whole thing is connected."}, {"start": 13964.88, "end": 13967.2, "text": " One organism."}, {"start": 13967.2, "end": 13972.36, "text": " The growth of almost every organism is stunted by cold."}, {"start": 13972.36, "end": 13977.08, "text": " If we could freeze the substance, maybe we could stop it expanding."}, {"start": 13977.880000000001, "end": 13982.04, "text": " You know, we've got plenty of oxygen in the fuel oxidizer tanks."}, {"start": 13982.08, "end": 13982.92, "text": " The stuff we breathe?"}, {"start": 13982.92, "end": 13985.800000000001, "text": " We turn a liquid oxygen from the fuel cells into the spectrometer."}, {"start": 13987.32, "end": 13991.560000000001, "text": " Well, potentially, not without risks."}, {"start": 13992.960000000001, "end": 13994.28, "text": " Cernan, we've got a job for you."}, {"start": 13995.560000000001, "end": 13997.6, "text": " Cernan, are you reading me?"}, {"start": 13999.36, "end": 14001.0, "text": " The correct parlance is, do you read?"}, {"start": 14001.0, "end": 14004.0, "text": " He's still running his damage assessment, Isley. Can I help?"}, {"start": 14005.0, "end": 14008.0, "text": " Get to field junction 4. We're going to try something."}, {"start": 14010.0, "end": 14017.0, "text": " He's walking like... so menacingly. Every time you get a look from this guy, it's..."}, {"start": 14018.0, "end": 14019.0, "text": " Are there any further instructions?"}, {"start": 14020.0, "end": 14022.0, "text": " Until communication is restored."}, {"start": 14022.0, "end": 14024.0, "text": " Don't make me do it. Don't make me do it."}, {"start": 14024.0, "end": 14028.0, "text": " Please follow your personnel reports for this cycle and continue monitoring."}, {"start": 14028.0, "end": 14035.0, "text": " monitoring very well prepare the compound for planetary launch of course"}, {"start": 14035.0, "end": 14046.6, "text": " mr. Williams Anders I was hoping for some privacy sorry mr. Williams I just"}, {"start": 14046.6, "end": 14050.2, "text": " thought well you wouldn't be the boss unless you have someone to bring you"}, {"start": 14050.2, "end": 14068.68, "text": " coffee, right? I could do with a big meal. Where's yours? Oh, I already had some. Sleepy"}, {"start": 14068.68, "end": 14081.64, "text": " time t special blend made it myself mmm it's decaf yeah when he died that"}, {"start": 14081.64, "end": 14088.720000000001, "text": " what he wakes up it should be like what was in that coffee oh yeah it was decaf"}, {"start": 14088.720000000001, "end": 14095.68, "text": " get Williams you'll want to see this is the night will not take prime the"}, {"start": 14095.68, "end": 14099.68, "text": " to be pumped into medical, just needs Mitchell to start the pumping process."}, {"start": 14103.68, "end": 14105.68, "text": " Pressure at 7%."}, {"start": 14110.68, "end": 14113.68, "text": " Okay, you little freak. Let's see how you like this."}, {"start": 14113.68, "end": 14114.68, "text": " Take it slow."}, {"start": 14114.68, "end": 14115.68, "text": " She's sick."}, {"start": 14115.68, "end": 14117.68, "text": " We blow the line. We could trigger an explosion."}, {"start": 14117.68, "end": 14120.68, "text": " Yeah. Thanks for that, Paisley."}, {"start": 14125.68, "end": 14129.68, "text": " I think it's working. The growth is decaying."}, {"start": 14132.68, "end": 14134.68, "text": " Coming up to 12%. Shall I push it higher?"}, {"start": 14145.68, "end": 14147.68, "text": " Hey! Who's there?"}, {"start": 14155.68, "end": 14162.68, "text": " There must be some Toros in the atmosphere."}, {"start": 14162.68, "end": 14169.68, "text": " She said that I'll be in the basement."}, {"start": 14169.68, "end": 14174.68, "text": " I'm locked in here."}, {"start": 14174.68, "end": 14181.68, "text": " The spectra with this rock shitting is going to be in the basement."}, {"start": 14181.68, "end": 14186.98, "text": " I'm locked in here. The spectra with this rock shitting is licking liquid oxygen."}, {"start": 14187.98, "end": 14188.98, "text": " Get me out."}, {"start": 14188.98, "end": 14190.48, "text": " It's fucking burning in here."}, {"start": 14190.48, "end": 14192.48, "text": " Get me out or I'm gonna fucking freeze!"}, {"start": 14193.48, "end": 14197.98, "text": " Young, the fuel line is caught fire in the junction room. Mitchell is trapped."}, {"start": 14202.68, "end": 14206.48, "text": " I've got her on camera. It looks like the door has been compromised."}, {"start": 14206.48, "end": 14209.68, "text": " Young, you have to get her out of there."}, {"start": 14209.68, "end": 14210.68, "text": " Come on my way."}, {"start": 14211.68, "end": 14213.68, "text": " Background."}, {"start": 14226.68, "end": 14227.68, "text": " Williams!"}, {"start": 14227.68, "end": 14229.68, "text": " Williams is dead! Get out of there!"}, {"start": 14231.68, "end": 14234.68, "text": " He's walking like a Metal Gear Solid 5 enemy."}, {"start": 14241.68, "end": 14251.68, "text": " I think it must be an alien his hair is rich enough."}, {"start": 14251.68, "end": 14276.36, "text": " I'm going to show you the Anders, because I feel like you should just be able to get"}, {"start": 14276.36, "end": 14282.68, "text": " out of there also we've had them say like four lines in the entire game so far"}, {"start": 14286.2, "end": 14290.52, "text": " you just walk out through the door man"}, {"start": 14290.52, "end": 14297.52, "text": " It's Williams!"}, {"start": 14297.52, "end": 14299.52, "text": " She's still down there!"}, {"start": 14299.52, "end": 14300.52, "text": " Williams!"}, {"start": 14300.52, "end": 14301.52, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 14301.52, "end": 14302.52, "text": " Get out of there, man!"}, {"start": 14302.52, "end": 14303.52, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 14303.52, "end": 14304.52, "text": " Are they stupid?"}, {"start": 14304.52, "end": 14305.52, "text": " Are they?"}, {"start": 14305.52, "end": 14306.52, "text": " Are they stupid?"}, {"start": 14306.52, "end": 14307.52, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 14307.52, "end": 14308.52, "text": " They know what's happening, man."}, {"start": 14308.52, "end": 14310.52, "text": " They're like, whoa, it's Williams!"}, {"start": 14310.52, "end": 14313.52, "text": " Williams is standing in the flames and not talking."}, {"start": 14313.52, "end": 14317.7, "text": " They know what's happening, man. They're like, whoa, it's Williams."}, {"start": 14317.7, "end": 14321.5, "text": " Williams is standing in the flames and not talking."}, {"start": 14321.5, "end": 14324.7, "text": " What the fuck's that? Williams, get out of there, man."}, {"start": 14326.7, "end": 14331.1, "text": " Someone's gotta go rescue Williams. You're fucking off fire, man."}, {"start": 14332.7, "end": 14335.5, "text": " Williams, you're burning the death row."}, {"start": 14337.9, "end": 14340.300000000001, "text": " Williams, you're the human torch."}, {"start": 14343.52, "end": 14350.52, "text": " Oh shit, maybe he wants to re-live him."}, {"start": 14350.52, "end": 14359.52, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 14359.52, "end": 14365.52, "text": " Alright, the sprinklers."}, {"start": 14365.52, "end": 14370.52, "text": " One second here."}, {"start": 14370.52, "end": 14372.52, "text": " We nailed this."}, {"start": 14385.52, "end": 14390.52, "text": " A Minnesotian rescue is a Californian from 55 degrees Fahrenheit weather."}, {"start": 14400.52, "end": 14425.52, "text": " I have never been so happy to be a raigun!"}, {"start": 14425.52, "end": 14427.52, "text": " Good for him."}, {"start": 14433.52, "end": 14435.52, "text": " He made no effort to survive."}, {"start": 14435.52, "end": 14438.52, "text": " He was running back and forth on that platform for a minute."}, {"start": 14450.52, "end": 14451.52, "text": " Yeti, that's pretty true."}, {"start": 14451.52, "end": 14454.52, "text": " Crazy there's so much talk of sperm count when you only need one."}, {"start": 14455.52, "end": 14457.52, "text": " When you're saying there's a chance"}, {"start": 14458.76, "end": 14460.76, "text": " Lloyd Christmas coded"}, {"start": 14464.08, "end": 14468.0, "text": " I didn't see that message yet. He yet. He's in the private chat. We're just"}, {"start": 14476.12, "end": 14480.28, "text": " Yeah, they're typing I can see them type why I can't see the type I can see them when they send a message"}, {"start": 14480.28, "end": 14486.400000000001, "text": " did he really lock me in there I don't know but he was the only one down there"}, {"start": 14486.400000000001, "end": 14491.12, "text": " it's kind of on there in school suspension stuff what the fuck did we"}, {"start": 14491.12, "end": 14496.24, "text": " give him his office was trashed we were meant to knock him out not drive him"}, {"start": 14496.24, "end": 14501.28, "text": " crazy oh shit sorry I give him to Alice we you're putting in that sentence this"}, {"start": 14501.28, "end": 14506.68, "text": " whole thing was your idea I copied his drop drive it'll take me a while to"}, {"start": 14506.68, "end": 14514.04, "text": " decrypt the files but when I do we'll know what he was up to. God damn it! You'd better be right."}, {"start": 14514.04, "end": 14520.2, "text": " Wait no he's chill, he's just playing basketball. As for the growth, it seems to be quarantined."}, {"start": 14520.2, "end": 14525.880000000001, "text": " At least I hope it is. I'm headed over to Bridges. Are you there? You must be tired."}, {"start": 14527.64, "end": 14532.2, "text": " Can't sleep when there's work to do. Same. Nice to know I'm not..."}, {"start": 14532.2, "end": 14536.6, "text": " Yeah, she's already, she's already dead."}, {"start": 14536.6, "end": 14538.6, "text": " I killed her."}, {"start": 14538.6, "end": 14540.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14540.6, "end": 14545.6, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 14545.6, "end": 14549.800000000001, "text": " Is anyone here?"}, {"start": 14549.800000000001, "end": 14550.800000000001, "text": " Where is everyone?"}, {"start": 14550.800000000001, "end": 14551.800000000001, "text": " I'm arrested."}, {"start": 14551.800000000001, "end": 14552.800000000001, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 14552.800000000001, "end": 14553.800000000001, "text": " Surprise party maybe?"}, {"start": 14553.800000000001, "end": 14555.800000000001, "text": " Oh shit surprise party maybe"}, {"start": 14565.640000000001, "end": 14567.640000000001, "text": " Could be like a birthday party type situation"}, {"start": 14577.720000000001, "end": 14579.720000000001, "text": " They remembered"}, {"start": 14579.720000000001, "end": 14585.240000000002, "text": " You know, when you're halfway through the thing and then one of the people in McMurdo"}, {"start": 14585.240000000002, "end": 14591.68, "text": " Station goes, and it's my birthday."}, {"start": 14591.68, "end": 14593.800000000001, "text": " Worst birthday ever, guys."}, {"start": 14593.800000000001, "end": 14595.800000000001, "text": " Am I right?"}, {"start": 14595.800000000001, "end": 14600.68, "text": " Everyone else got happy birthday."}, {"start": 14600.68, "end": 14602.68, "text": " Happy birthday, McCready."}, {"start": 14602.68, "end": 14607.68, "text": " Happy birthday, Childs."}, {"start": 14607.68, "end": 14618.68, "text": " Happy birthday the thing, happy birthday, whoever, whatever Wilfred Brimley's name is."}, {"start": 14618.68, "end": 14631.68, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 14631.68, "end": 14635.68, "text": " What the fuck."}, {"start": 14635.68, "end": 14637.68, "text": " Let me in, bro."}, {"start": 14665.68, "end": 14666.48, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 14667.58, "end": 14669.48, "text": " Well, what have you done to me?"}, {"start": 14669.880000000001, "end": 14671.08, "text": " It was decaf."}, {"start": 14674.78, "end": 14675.880000000001, "text": " Mr. Williams?"}, {"start": 14677.18, "end": 14678.28, "text": " How did you get here?"}, {"start": 14678.98, "end": 14680.48, "text": " Wh-what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 14680.48, "end": 14682.28, "text": " What's the last thing you remember?"}, {"start": 14682.58, "end": 14683.28, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 14684.880000000001, "end": 14686.28, "text": " I-I don't know, uh..."}, {"start": 14686.48, "end": 14688.08, "text": " We saw you die."}, {"start": 14690.28, "end": 14691.28, "text": " Is this real?"}, {"start": 14691.58, "end": 14694.18, "text": " Of course it's real! I'm right in front of you!"}, {"start": 14695.68, "end": 14697.68, "text": " How long has he been here?"}, {"start": 14697.68, "end": 14698.18, "text": " Banners."}, {"start": 14698.18, "end": 14699.68, "text": " Will someone please tell me what's going on?"}, {"start": 14699.68, "end": 14703.68, "text": " I want you to run every biometric on Williams that you can."}, {"start": 14703.68, "end": 14705.68, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 14705.68, "end": 14708.68, "text": " Why can't any of you give me a straight answer?"}, {"start": 14708.68, "end": 14709.68, "text": " Nah, he's legit."}, {"start": 14709.68, "end": 14711.68, "text": " What the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 14713.68, "end": 14715.68, "text": " Oh, Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 14719.68, "end": 14720.68, "text": " He's horny."}, {"start": 14720.68, "end": 14724.68, "text": " Are we comfortable with him being able to move around freely?"}, {"start": 14724.68, "end": 14726.68, "text": " Whoa, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 14729.68, "end": 14731.68, "text": " He can't take any chances with him."}, {"start": 14734.68, "end": 14737.68, "text": " Detain him in the secure storage area, in Geoscience."}, {"start": 14738.68, "end": 14740.68, "text": " You can't just lock me away!"}, {"start": 14741.68, "end": 14743.68, "text": " You need to come with us, Williams."}, {"start": 14750.68, "end": 14752.68, "text": " And, come with them, he did."}, {"start": 14752.68, "end": 14757.12, "text": " just stay here while we run some tests what exactly do you expect your"}, {"start": 14757.12, "end": 14763.08, "text": " damage oh very badly burnt you've lost your mind let me out of here I'm sorry"}, {"start": 14763.08, "end": 14768.48, "text": " Williams this has to be done let me out of here he is charred up"}, {"start": 14768.48, "end": 14773.68, "text": " I sleep get me out of here that's an order you're not authorized to give me"}, {"start": 14773.68, "end": 14779.880000000001, "text": " orders mr. Williams it's Williams I thought we were past that now and I am"}, {"start": 14779.880000000001, "end": 14783.080000000002, "text": " I'm not dead. I would know if I was dead, wouldn't I?"}, {"start": 14784.080000000002, "end": 14785.380000000001, "text": " How long is this going to take?"}, {"start": 14786.18, "end": 14786.880000000001, "text": " It's about..."}, {"start": 14789.68, "end": 14790.580000000002, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 14792.28, "end": 14792.880000000001, "text": " Warning."}, {"start": 14793.28, "end": 14795.880000000001, "text": " Tanichahydrocony systems identified."}, {"start": 14795.980000000001, "end": 14798.380000000001, "text": " No! My fucking crops!"}, {"start": 14799.18, "end": 14800.380000000001, "text": " My grow-up!"}, {"start": 14801.78, "end": 14802.380000000001, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 14802.68, "end": 14808.480000000001, "text": " They require strict temperature and humidity controls to achieve maximum THC concentration!"}, {"start": 14808.48, "end": 14810.48, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14813.48, "end": 14816.48, "text": " The aliens are gonna smoke all my weed, bro!"}, {"start": 14821.48, "end": 14822.48, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 14825.48, "end": 14827.48, "text": " They've cut the monitoring systems."}, {"start": 14831.48, "end": 14835.48, "text": " I kinda don't understand why aliens are such assholes, either."}, {"start": 14835.48, "end": 14842.68, "text": " They're almost, again, not to pause and extend the game longer than it's strictly necessary."}, {"start": 14842.68, "end": 14848.8, "text": " At some point, I would love a conversation that's like, and also, why are they killing us?"}, {"start": 14848.8, "end": 14855.8, "text": " Like if they were, because like set the groundwork for like, if the alien goo takes over the engine,"}, {"start": 14855.8, "end": 14859.72, "text": " then maybe they can fly back to Earth and infect the whole planet or something like that."}, {"start": 14859.720000000001, "end": 14871.720000000001, "text": " But to just be like, like they just take it as self-evident that like of course the aliens are stalking us like serial killers and trying to murder us like I I don't understand man."}, {"start": 14877.720000000001, "end": 14880.720000000001, "text": " Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction."}, {"start": 14889.720000000001, "end": 14895.840000000002, "text": " So let's get them working again every minute counts. I'll do it"}, {"start": 14897.52, "end": 14900.640000000001, "text": " I'll join her. I'll need someone to back me up"}, {"start": 14905.400000000001, "end": 14908.760000000002, "text": " I'm gonna suggest you take Cernan because uh"}, {"start": 14909.68, "end": 14916.2, "text": " At some point take Cernan you become an alien. He's our best shot at fixing them. I'm on it"}, {"start": 14916.2, "end": 14922.800000000001, "text": " Wait, you'll be more used with this than I am."}, {"start": 14922.800000000001, "end": 14923.800000000001, "text": " Cernan?"}, {"start": 14923.800000000001, "end": 14927.800000000001, "text": " It's me and you, babe."}, {"start": 14927.800000000001, "end": 14932.640000000001, "text": " Like you sure you're up to it?"}, {"start": 14932.640000000001, "end": 14934.640000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 14934.640000000001, "end": 14935.640000000001, "text": " In the Marines, we used to-"}, {"start": 14935.640000000001, "end": 14936.640000000001, "text": " I need to do this."}, {"start": 14936.640000000001, "end": 14941.880000000001, "text": " We used to fix the FTL antenna for fun."}, {"start": 14941.880000000001, "end": 14944.320000000002, "text": " Taking risks is part of the job."}, {"start": 14944.32, "end": 14950.8, "text": " Simple math, until you have to live with the consequences, and there are some consequences"}, {"start": 14950.8, "end": 14963.56, "text": " that no amount of calculation can reconcile."}, {"start": 14963.56, "end": 14966.08, "text": " William."}, {"start": 14966.08, "end": 14967.32, "text": " R-William."}, {"start": 14967.32, "end": 14970.32, "text": " It says Mr. Williams, just so you know."}, {"start": 14970.32, "end": 14971.88, "text": " What did she mean by this?"}, {"start": 14971.880000000001, "end": 14973.880000000001, "text": " Just be a really poetic!"}, {"start": 14979.880000000001, "end": 14982.880000000001, "text": " Astronaut beware, you're in for a scare."}, {"start": 14994.880000000001, "end": 14998.880000000001, "text": " Despite the weather, we are already back on target for launch Friday."}, {"start": 14998.880000000001, "end": 15002.880000000001, "text": " I cannot stress how much the crew is excited for this to be happening."}, {"start": 15002.880000000001, "end": 15009.880000000001, "text": " And for all these years of preparation, we are in a place that is..."}, {"start": 15011.880000000001, "end": 15015.880000000001, "text": " Look, I know there's a lot to consider."}, {"start": 15015.880000000001, "end": 15018.880000000001, "text": " It won't be the same mission without you."}, {"start": 15020.880000000001, "end": 15024.880000000001, "text": " There's a lot about this mission that doesn't seem the same."}, {"start": 15024.880000000001, "end": 15027.880000000001, "text": " What would Carter do? Carter will be there. You love Carter."}, {"start": 15027.880000000001, "end": 15031.28, "text": " We need you, me and the crew."}, {"start": 15031.28, "end": 15034.240000000002, "text": " You love Carter, he's so good at soccer."}, {"start": 15034.240000000002, "end": 15035.52, "text": " Well-spoken."}, {"start": 15038.52, "end": 15043.52, "text": " Stefan, I don't wanna let you or the crew down."}, {"start": 15045.240000000002, "end": 15048.44, "text": " But what they're asking of, what they're asking us to do."}, {"start": 15051.720000000001, "end": 15053.640000000001, "text": " I know you made a promise to my dad,"}, {"start": 15055.04, "end": 15056.400000000001, "text": " but the way I see it,"}, {"start": 15057.880000000001, "end": 15059.880000000001, "text": " You've already fulfilled that."}, {"start": 15059.880000000001, "end": 15062.880000000001, "text": " I promised I'd look after you."}, {"start": 15062.880000000001, "end": 15064.880000000001, "text": " That's not something that ends."}, {"start": 15064.880000000001, "end": 15067.880000000001, "text": " You've looked after me already."}, {"start": 15067.880000000001, "end": 15069.880000000001, "text": " By ensuring me how to make my own decisions."}, {"start": 15069.880000000001, "end": 15072.880000000001, "text": " You can start by looking after the check."}, {"start": 15072.880000000001, "end": 15077.880000000001, "text": " All I'm asking is that you let me do that now."}, {"start": 15079.880000000001, "end": 15083.880000000001, "text": " You want to choose for yourself, I get that."}, {"start": 15083.880000000001, "end": 15087.960000000001, "text": " This situation were any different any less urgent"}, {"start": 15090.04, "end": 15094.68, "text": " Kid I never asked you to make a call. I didn't think it was the right one if it's not too much to ask"}, {"start": 15094.68, "end": 15097.800000000001, "text": " We go like four million light years away from Earth me"}, {"start": 15099.28, "end": 15101.28, "text": " Be the leaders about"}, {"start": 15101.36, "end": 15104.640000000001, "text": " Knowing when to trust and when to make that call"}, {"start": 15105.160000000002, "end": 15109.080000000002, "text": " Well knowing when to keep your seatbelt on when to take it off a young"}, {"start": 15110.28, "end": 15112.28, "text": " You're gonna see that for yourself"}, {"start": 15113.880000000001, "end": 15120.880000000001, "text": " So, two forks."}, {"start": 15120.880000000001, "end": 15125.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15125.880000000001, "end": 15133.880000000001, "text": " Is it the sound Booth trying not to wake up mom and dad?"}, {"start": 15133.880000000001, "end": 15135.880000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15135.880000000001, "end": 15140.880000000001, "text": " You might find yourself young."}, {"start": 15140.880000000001, "end": 15142.880000000001, "text": " What a beautiful house."}, {"start": 15144.6, "end": 15147.76, "text": " She's when the substitute comes back from their bathroom break."}, {"start": 15154.560000000001, "end": 15156.560000000001, "text": " Nah, man, I don't really want to go in there."}, {"start": 15164.36, "end": 15167.52, "text": " Yeah, I don't really care about all that to be honest with you."}, {"start": 15167.52, "end": 15189.720000000001, "text": " It's kind of trying to find a power, oh no, no mother fucker man."}, {"start": 15189.720000000001, "end": 15193.6, "text": " When you see the fucked up door puzzles and then also you can travel through the, oh I"}, {"start": 15193.6, "end": 15196.08, "text": " can't travel through the window, never mind."}, {"start": 15196.08, "end": 15203.08, "text": " Maybe we'll be spared."}, {"start": 15203.08, "end": 15206.08, "text": " Should not have like normal doors."}, {"start": 15206.08, "end": 15208.08, "text": " We like to use the vents sometimes."}, {"start": 15208.08, "end": 15211.08, "text": " We do things a little differently here."}, {"start": 15211.08, "end": 15222.08, "text": " These parts we do things a little differently."}, {"start": 15222.08, "end": 15223.08, "text": " Same room, bro."}, {"start": 15228.68, "end": 15231.68, "text": " Why don't you just tell us where the power cell is?"}, {"start": 15232.52, "end": 15237.52, "text": " It's like, sincerely, like a story about a ship"}, {"start": 15238.36, "end": 15240.88, "text": " that just could not get the doors figured out."}, {"start": 15243.12, "end": 15244.84, "text": " Just came back, what did I miss?"}, {"start": 15246.92, "end": 15248.0, "text": " You're not gonna believe this."}, {"start": 15248.0, "end": 15249.6, "text": " Are you sitting down?"}, {"start": 15249.6, "end": 15252.84, "text": " need to find a power cell to get into this door."}, {"start": 15252.84, "end": 15255.08, "text": " Now we came back and he's like, oh, I was looking too."}, {"start": 15255.08, "end": 15256.800000000001, "text": " I was looking over here."}, {"start": 15256.800000000001, "end": 15258.68, "text": " OK, man."}, {"start": 15258.68, "end": 15263.24, "text": " Warning, oxygen saturation level is compromised."}, {"start": 15263.24, "end": 15267.36, "text": " Oxygen must remain above 70% to avoid adverse reactions"}, {"start": 15267.36, "end": 15269.44, "text": " and fatalities."}, {"start": 15269.44, "end": 15271.36, "text": " Yeah, I'm aware."}, {"start": 15271.36, "end": 15274.44, "text": " We need that ship for the last couple of steps of ATP"}, {"start": 15274.44, "end": 15275.6, "text": " synthesis or whatever."}, {"start": 15279.6, "end": 15292.720000000001, "text": " why it swings bro German guys a little sussie reminds me of the Android from"}, {"start": 15292.720000000001, "end": 15296.48, "text": " Prometheus yeah but which one"}, {"start": 15297.24, "end": 15300.6, "text": " you talking about David or you talking about the other one because the other"}, {"start": 15300.6, "end": 15306.76, "text": " one was legit right the other way which the one that was the one that was blowing"}, {"start": 15306.76, "end": 15312.76, "text": " was legit. The one that was doing the fingering was a little suss."}, {"start": 15316.04, "end": 15321.4, "text": " Hey, what the fuck? When you see yourself on the security cam, is that how I always"}, {"start": 15321.4, "end": 15323.4, "text": " Do I really walk like that?"}, {"start": 15331.4, "end": 15332.4, "text": " Awesome, man."}, {"start": 15337.4, "end": 15340.4, "text": " You're confusing the androids? No I'm not bro, David was sus."}, {"start": 15341.4, "end": 15342.4, "text": " The other one was chill."}, {"start": 15351.4, "end": 15358.24, "text": " Aw man, she needs to learn how to delegate."}, {"start": 15358.24, "end": 15359.68, "text": " They're both pretty sus?"}, {"start": 15359.68, "end": 15364.5, "text": " The other one was sus, but then it's revealed that you're only sus him because every android"}, {"start": 15364.5, "end": 15371.16, "text": " in Alien has necessarily betrayed the protagonist, except for Bishop in Aliens."}, {"start": 15371.16, "end": 15375.96, "text": " But then you realize that actually they fixed the virus with the original David and the"}, {"start": 15375.96, "end": 15378.52, "text": " new android is legit."}, {"start": 15378.52, "end": 15385.460000000001, "text": " The only problem is not quite as physically strong, not quite as good as swallowing alien"}, {"start": 15385.460000000001, "end": 15390.58, "text": " embryos and then regurgitating them after they put the new short-haired protagonist"}, {"start": 15390.58, "end": 15391.58, "text": " into cryosleep."}, {"start": 15391.58, "end": 15405.92, "text": " Gotta get the power cell, y'all."}, {"start": 15405.92, "end": 15406.92, "text": " And Danny McBride."}, {"start": 15406.92, "end": 15411.76, "text": " I can't remember, I think, you're right, Danny McBride didn't make it to the award because they needed two."}, {"start": 15413.68, "end": 15415.92, "text": " They needed two hosts, now that I think about it."}, {"start": 15422.960000000001, "end": 15427.88, "text": " Because I'm not, I think I need to jump over that, that crevice over there."}, {"start": 15427.880000000001, "end": 15434.44, "text": " Covenant age so well?"}, {"start": 15434.44, "end": 15438.240000000002, "text": " My most like 25 year old take of all time was that like Prometheus sucks."}, {"start": 15438.240000000002, "end": 15440.720000000001, "text": " It does suck but it sucks in an awesome way."}, {"start": 15440.720000000001, "end": 15443.76, "text": " Alien Covenant sucks exactly the same way."}, {"start": 15443.76, "end": 15449.880000000001, "text": " Getting older and wiser was finally learning that these movies that I keep claiming that"}, {"start": 15449.880000000001, "end": 15454.52, "text": " are bad but I keep watching every time I see them on TV can't possibly be bad or I wouldn't"}, {"start": 15454.52, "end": 15462.36, "text": " be watching them. Unfortunately, most of the time Ridley Scott has the sauce. Now"}, {"start": 15462.36, "end": 15469.2, "text": " could they have been better? Yeah, yeah, they both could have been a lot better."}, {"start": 15471.720000000001, "end": 15476.12, "text": " I don't think anyone would dispute that."}, {"start": 15476.12, "end": 15484.6, "text": " the nickel back theory just one problem I ain't listen nickel back because they're"}, {"start": 15484.6, "end": 15487.400000000001, "text": " not very good"}, {"start": 15490.52, "end": 15498.76, "text": " maybe over the half wall no there's your problem I don't know what to tell you"}, {"start": 15498.76, "end": 15502.2, "text": " man I am from Fort McMurray"}, {"start": 15502.2, "end": 15523.0, "text": " I need to get the crane control, bro."}, {"start": 15523.0, "end": 15524.480000000001, "text": " How's Yeti holding up?"}, {"start": 15524.480000000001, "end": 15526.640000000001, "text": " Why don't you ask them yourself?"}, {"start": 15526.640000000001, "end": 15529.04, "text": " Do you know about Ford McMurray?"}, {"start": 15529.04, "end": 15534.160000000002, "text": " Oh bro, I'm familiar with Canada's oil and gas industry. Also, I've seen Foo Bar too like 25 times"}, {"start": 15541.52, "end": 15543.52, "text": " The Mac is a harsh mistress"}, {"start": 15555.2, "end": 15557.2, "text": " Yet he's there yet he said help me help me"}, {"start": 15559.92, "end": 15563.36, "text": " Yeah, don't worry yet. Yeah, I saw I saw your message"}, {"start": 15575.12, "end": 15578.12, "text": " They're talking I don't know what to tell you they're talking"}, {"start": 15589.04, "end": 15592.04, "text": " Supply needed, generally supplies."}, {"start": 15596.04, "end": 15597.04, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 15600.04, "end": 15602.04, "text": " That thing really works on this."}, {"start": 15602.04, "end": 15604.04, "text": " Why did your face look like that?"}, {"start": 15605.04, "end": 15608.04, "text": " I'm just, I'm just tired of the gameplay just being like,"}, {"start": 15608.04, "end": 15611.04, "text": " press a button on something, all the button doesn't work."}, {"start": 15611.04, "end": 15614.04, "text": " Like now go find this shit that makes the button work."}, {"start": 15614.04, "end": 15618.04, "text": " Like it's, it's kind of insane."}, {"start": 15618.04, "end": 15623.52, "text": " Not to mention I know they're gonna make me do that shit while we play fucking hide and seek in a minute"}, {"start": 15638.92, "end": 15640.92, "text": " You can't make the jump"}, {"start": 15648.04, "end": 15661.28, "text": " was the other one I guess the other one's one tile this is two tiles I don't give a"}, {"start": 15661.28, "end": 15672.68, "text": " fucking parkour civilization I'd be general for the beef"}, {"start": 15672.68, "end": 15675.800000000001, "text": " I'm not going for the weed because even if you get the weed you're still in parkour"}, {"start": 15675.800000000001, "end": 15681.240000000002, "text": " prison right? As I understand it at least."}, {"start": 15685.960000000001, "end": 15691.240000000002, "text": " It's not wheat, it's bread, whatever. I've never seen it. I've learned about it"}, {"start": 15691.240000000002, "end": 15694.52, "text": " second hand for my daughter."}, {"start": 15698.840000000002, "end": 15702.36, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 15702.36, "end": 15704.36, "text": " HELP ME!"}, {"start": 15708.36, "end": 15710.36, "text": " Oh, this fucker."}, {"start": 15714.36, "end": 15718.36, "text": " Firmly powering crane platform and clamps."}, {"start": 15719.36, "end": 15720.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15726.36, "end": 15729.36, "text": " Alright. Apparently that's not what we want to power up."}, {"start": 15729.36, "end": 15734.720000000001, "text": " And that's the way to play. Oh, yeah, no, that's it right there. Okay."}, {"start": 15736.880000000001, "end": 15742.560000000001, "text": " Crane up. Okay, you know what we need to do? Maybe get the console and the clamps going at the same time."}, {"start": 15752.560000000001, "end": 15754.08, "text": " I don't think we can do that."}, {"start": 15754.08, "end": 15767.56, "text": " that clamp detachment required. Yeah, so me personally, I might do something like power"}, {"start": 15767.56, "end": 15779.88, "text": " up, I guess like clamps. Then if you power the clamps, you can't do the console. So I"}, {"start": 15779.880000000001, "end": 15786.880000000001, "text": " I guess I'll be the type of beast who might just start by powering up the door."}, {"start": 15786.880000000001, "end": 15796.880000000001, "text": " And I guess we'll see what happens after that."}, {"start": 15796.880000000001, "end": 15800.880000000001, "text": " Have you ever been in this room full of baked potatoes before? I don't think so."}, {"start": 15814.880000000001, "end": 15819.880000000001, "text": " On a scale from entertaining bad to boring, bad, where does this game fall?"}, {"start": 15819.880000000001, "end": 15823.880000000001, "text": " I mean, I'm going to keep it about $50 with you, which is really funny because people keep asking if this is sponsored."}, {"start": 15823.880000000001, "end": 15828.1, "text": " And I'm like listen listen to the tone of what I'm saying. This is not sponsored"}, {"start": 15828.1, "end": 15833.560000000001, "text": " And also I'm a supermassive like diehard. I played them all I think this might be the worst"}, {"start": 15834.36, "end": 15837.720000000001, "text": " like the one that I previously thought is the worst was"}, {"start": 15838.68, "end": 15843.640000000001, "text": " Little hope the problems I had with little hope were that like the plot made no sense"}, {"start": 15844.12, "end": 15850.160000000002, "text": " That is a very minor concern based on what I'm complaining about so far in this one"}, {"start": 15850.16, "end": 15852.24, "text": " which is just that you just walk."}, {"start": 15852.24, "end": 15854.28, "text": " Like the best part of the game,"}, {"start": 15855.32, "end": 15858.76, "text": " cut scenes, dialogue choices, et cetera, et cetera."}, {"start": 15858.76, "end": 15863.76, "text": " The second best part is like holding W through tunnels,"}, {"start": 15864.52, "end": 15866.28, "text": " while something chases you."}, {"start": 15866.28, "end": 15867.72, "text": " Then this is the worst part,"}, {"start": 15867.72, "end": 15868.84, "text": " which is when they're like,"}, {"start": 15868.84, "end": 15872.28, "text": " please restore power to the doors."}, {"start": 15873.96, "end": 15878.16, "text": " Like I just do not give a fuck about like restoring power"}, {"start": 15878.16, "end": 15879.24, "text": " to the doors of the ship"}, {"start": 15879.24, "end": 15881.4, "text": " so I can do the rest of the story, man."}, {"start": 15881.4, "end": 15882.24, "text": " And I'm like,"}, {"start": 15888.539999999999, "end": 15890.6, "text": " like, why are you making it so hard"}, {"start": 15890.6, "end": 15892.84, "text": " to get to the reason that you play the game,"}, {"start": 15892.84, "end": 15895.36, "text": " which is to get to the decision-making process"}, {"start": 15895.36, "end": 15896.199999999999, "text": " and the cutscenes?"}, {"start": 15896.199999999999, "end": 15898.0, "text": " But now we're out here in outer space,"}, {"start": 15898.0, "end": 15899.039999999999, "text": " the spaceship crash,"}, {"start": 15899.039999999999, "end": 15900.84, "text": " instead of like being on an alien planet"}, {"start": 15900.84, "end": 15901.68, "text": " or something like that."}, {"start": 15901.68, "end": 15903.92, "text": " Now we're like, oh, I gotta find a power cell"}, {"start": 15903.92, "end": 15906.76, "text": " to get a, so I could power up the crane console"}, {"start": 15906.76, "end": 15929.24, "text": " end the crane at the same time. I guess I could have read this."}, {"start": 15929.24, "end": 15946.68, "text": " Then a power up the clamps and then hack it, power up the clumps, Hercules, Hercules,"}, {"start": 15946.68, "end": 15951.08, "text": " remember that?"}, {"start": 15951.08, "end": 15954.52, "text": " Hercules, wait, damn, I never thought about it like that."}, {"start": 15954.52, "end": 15955.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15955.52, "end": 15966.560000000001, "text": " saying power power up the crane pack the console oh shit do you have to use"}, {"start": 15966.560000000001, "end": 15976.68, "text": " telepathy listen because should I have noticed that earlier sure so really any"}, {"start": 15976.68, "end": 15980.560000000001, "text": " reason for it like is there any"}, {"start": 15980.56, "end": 15989.16, "text": " I should be able to move this into the gap."}, {"start": 15989.16, "end": 15993.56, "text": " I should be able to move this into the gap, man."}, {"start": 15993.56, "end": 15995.16, "text": " Yeah, yeah, okay."}, {"start": 15995.16, "end": 15996.72, "text": " I know what you want me to do."}, {"start": 15996.72, "end": 16006.8, "text": " You want me to power up the console and then by pressing the E button on this, we'll make"}, {"start": 16006.8, "end": 16009.199999999999, "text": " that gap not a gap anymore."}, {"start": 16009.2, "end": 16031.2, "text": " And then we can make it, of course."}, {"start": 16031.2, "end": 16037.04, "text": " Am I stupid?"}, {"start": 16037.04, "end": 16038.04, "text": " Is that where I want?"}, {"start": 16038.04, "end": 16040.04, "text": " Something has where I want you, man."}, {"start": 16043.04, "end": 16045.04, "text": " Drop it on yourself."}, {"start": 16045.04, "end": 16046.04, "text": " Not a bad idea."}, {"start": 16046.04, "end": 16048.04, "text": " That's the wrong walkway."}, {"start": 16049.04, "end": 16052.04, "text": " You're saying instead of holding D, I gotta hold A on this piece."}, {"start": 16054.04, "end": 16056.04, "text": " Oh, well, we got problems then."}, {"start": 16056.04, "end": 16059.04, "text": " Because I know you're gonna say it says W, A, S, D."}, {"start": 16059.04, "end": 16062.04, "text": " Only the D and the A key work, just so you know."}, {"start": 16062.04, "end": 16069.04, "text": " Oh, oh, you get to the A.O.I.C. we're on the map. Okay, that makes a lot more sense."}, {"start": 16069.04, "end": 16072.04, "text": " You're gonna scrape it along the wall here."}, {"start": 16078.04, "end": 16082.04, "text": " And then rotate it to 80 degrees and moonwalk away."}, {"start": 16087.04, "end": 16090.04, "text": " I don't know about all that, man."}, {"start": 16090.04, "end": 16092.220000000001, "text": " We out here play in American Gladiators."}, {"start": 16092.220000000001, "end": 16094.92, "text": " You- she could have just jumped it, is the other thing."}, {"start": 16097.92, "end": 16099.300000000001, "text": " That's a five-foot jump."}, {"start": 16102.220000000001, "end": 16103.220000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 16110.900000000001, "end": 16112.740000000002, "text": " Or yet, like, mantled or something?"}, {"start": 16112.740000000002, "end": 16113.740000000002, "text": " I-"}, {"start": 16114.580000000002, "end": 16116.34, "text": " Oh, man, if you didn't marry me."}, {"start": 16120.04, "end": 16128.04, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 16128.04, "end": 16139.04, "text": " Like that she knows how, she doesn't even like bend her knees man."}, {"start": 16139.04, "end": 16141.04, "text": " relax, I'll handle it."}, {"start": 16154.04, "end": 16157.04, "text": " A minute ago, they were like, don't breathe this."}, {"start": 16159.04, "end": 16164.04, "text": " A single spore could eliminate the entire human species."}, {"start": 16169.04, "end": 16173.04, "text": " That was before they threatened our stash."}, {"start": 16182.04, "end": 16187.04, "text": " Yes! Story! Yes! Still possibly some QTEs in a story!"}, {"start": 16192.04, "end": 16195.04, "text": " Holy fucking Christ!"}, {"start": 16195.04, "end": 16198.54, "text": " This has got to be why this cover isn't damaged."}, {"start": 16199.54, "end": 16200.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16201.04, "end": 16203.54, "text": " Brothers, this shit is all over Hydroponics."}, {"start": 16204.04, "end": 16209.04, "text": " Hey, that shit that you said replicates faster than any matter we've ever seen? Yeah."}, {"start": 16209.54, "end": 16212.04, "text": " It's made it to the Hydroponics lab already."}, {"start": 16213.54, "end": 16214.54, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 16215.54, "end": 16217.04, "text": " Identify yourself."}, {"start": 16221.04, "end": 16222.04, "text": " When it's you?"}, {"start": 16225.04, "end": 16232.04, "text": " What the f- but we don't know which one's the real one."}, {"start": 16251.720000000001, "end": 16252.720000000001, "text": " Well, time is money."}, {"start": 16252.720000000001, "end": 16259.840000000002, "text": " Get behind me."}, {"start": 16259.840000000002, "end": 16260.840000000002, "text": " She crouched?"}, {"start": 16260.840000000002, "end": 16261.840000000002, "text": " ITV!"}, {"start": 16261.840000000002, "end": 16262.840000000002, "text": " IT'S BROKEN!"}, {"start": 16262.840000000002, "end": 16263.840000000002, "text": " I'm locking him."}, {"start": 16263.84, "end": 16265.84, "text": " It's broken!"}, {"start": 16265.84, "end": 16273.84, "text": " I'm locking him."}, {"start": 16273.84, "end": 16285.84, "text": " Well, he's definitely dead."}, {"start": 16285.84, "end": 16289.12, "text": " They put him inside of like a slot machine or something and then pulled the handle."}, {"start": 16304.48, "end": 16306.48, "text": " How are we gonna know?"}, {"start": 16306.48, "end": 16308.64, "text": " How are we gonna know which one's which, man?"}, {"start": 16308.64, "end": 16310.64, "text": " I think his clone is cooler!"}, {"start": 16315.84, "end": 16322.44, "text": " I think we should let the clones take over, man."}, {"start": 16322.44, "end": 16340.36, "text": " They can probably engineer a way out of this situation."}, {"start": 16340.36, "end": 16352.84, "text": " okay coupe I like turning to he's like the coolest one on the ship I'm saying"}, {"start": 16352.84, "end": 16355.2, "text": " much"}, {"start": 16355.2, "end": 16362.44, "text": " I'm going to start on the finish line."}, {"start": 16362.44, "end": 16367.140000000001, "text": " So, move."}, {"start": 16367.140000000001, "end": 16381.94, "text": " And don't look behind you and it can't hurt you."}, {"start": 16381.94, "end": 16387.940000000002, "text": " What the fuck huh?"}, {"start": 16387.940000000002, "end": 16398.78, "text": " Was it the 18's bullet oh shit."}, {"start": 16398.78, "end": 16400.38, "text": " And the fuckers teleport."}, {"start": 16400.38, "end": 16407.7, "text": " Don't even follow the logic of the game."}, {"start": 16407.7, "end": 16409.7, "text": " I can't even vault!"}, {"start": 16421.7, "end": 16423.7, "text": " Got some shit too."}, {"start": 16427.7, "end": 16429.7, "text": " Go for it, man."}, {"start": 16437.7, "end": 16440.7, "text": " I'm dying. Why does he give a fuck?"}, {"start": 16456.7, "end": 16458.7, "text": " There we go, man."}, {"start": 16458.7, "end": 16460.7, "text": " He fucking became part of the ground."}, {"start": 16460.7, "end": 16462.7, "text": " Motherfucker!"}, {"start": 16462.7, "end": 16478.9, "text": " Hardly seems fair He's going to the TP spot"}, {"start": 16478.9, "end": 16493.780000000002, "text": " They're literally nature's profit man, it's so crazy."}, {"start": 16493.780000000002, "end": 16505.460000000003, "text": " That is how it feels holding along with the offer."}, {"start": 16505.46, "end": 16509.219999999998, "text": " YouTube will demonetize based on the thumbnail the old violence you can't put"}, {"start": 16509.219999999998, "end": 16515.54, "text": " someone's exploded head in the thumbnail okay buddy what was that"}, {"start": 16518.18, "end": 16521.7, "text": " I thought this was a free country"}, {"start": 16521.7, "end": 16531.920000000002, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 16531.920000000002, "end": 16540.3, "text": " This is how a lot of people be acted these days."}, {"start": 16540.3, "end": 16552.92, "text": " of people online especially lost their damn minds. They're literally putting him in med"}, {"start": 16552.92, "end": 16569.78, "text": " bay to scan him. Apollo, are you here? Yeah, we've covered that by committee like 20 times."}, {"start": 16569.78, "end": 16576.46, "text": " hell are you talking about it's true we can't trust him because it's not him he"}, {"start": 16576.46, "end": 16580.699999999997, "text": " has been acting like a fucking loony tune he's trying to get us waxed out of"}, {"start": 16580.699999999997, "end": 16589.3, "text": " here let us know this isn't true you're kidding right it's me mission statement"}, {"start": 16589.3, "end": 16602.48, "text": " core values synergy okay but it's literally him none of the"}, {"start": 16602.48, "end": 16607.64, "text": " other aliens have even talked they're not they don't do a convincing job of"}, {"start": 16607.64, "end": 16619.12, "text": " imitating the crew of course I'm not gonna shoot him I stand down"}, {"start": 16619.3, "end": 16644.739999999998, "text": " He's not thinking straight right now."}, {"start": 16644.739999999998, "end": 16645.739999999998, "text": " You don't have to release him."}, {"start": 16645.74, "end": 16648.54, "text": " This question is human being. There's bad people too."}, {"start": 16670.940000000002, "end": 16672.38, "text": " Who is fucking one of you guys?"}, {"start": 16675.74, "end": 16683.140000000003, "text": " calm down yes it was me I was concerned about your loyalty to this mission oh my"}, {"start": 16683.140000000003, "end": 16688.620000000003, "text": " god you try to kill me no I sedated you and it might well have saved your life"}, {"start": 16688.620000000003, "end": 16697.58, "text": " you're out of control she has to be dealt with you did what she clearly had"}, {"start": 16697.58, "end": 16702.620000000003, "text": " reasons for what she did or she wouldn't have done it thank you don't believe"}, {"start": 16702.62, "end": 16706.96, "text": " I should give you a diazepam. That's what my mom takes when she goes on a flight"}, {"start": 16713.62, "end": 16715.62, "text": " It's one of those things"}, {"start": 16715.66, "end": 16722.219999999998, "text": " Anders anything we can use to scan ourselves. Oh, yes, the scour outside bridge ops runs class a biometrics. All right, let's go"}, {"start": 16722.22, "end": 16724.22, "text": " Run."}, {"start": 16731.22, "end": 16733.22, "text": " There the damn walls."}, {"start": 16733.22, "end": 16737.22, "text": " I don't know why they keep acting like it's hard to identify the aliens, man."}, {"start": 16737.22, "end": 16740.22, "text": " Fucking look at those, look at them!"}, {"start": 16740.22, "end": 16743.22, "text": " Fucking don't never imitate, bro!"}, {"start": 16743.22, "end": 16750.22, "text": " Look at, this is a way scarier form than just kind of shambling around as a middle-aged astronaut."}, {"start": 16752.22, "end": 16759.22, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 16759.22, "end": 16764.22, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 16764.22, "end": 16770.22, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 16770.22, "end": 16778.22, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 16778.22, "end": 16787.98, "text": " Oh, this is where she died, I remember."}, {"start": 16787.98, "end": 16789.14, "text": " Or did she die?"}, {"start": 16789.14, "end": 16792.52, "text": " Or did she fight her way out?"}, {"start": 16792.52, "end": 16800.100000000002, "text": " Or was she infected at that moment?"}, {"start": 16800.100000000002, "end": 16805.56, "text": " Because she got scratched on her cheek."}, {"start": 16805.56, "end": 16813.4, "text": " choices matter. They could take two chapters off and then it was like, oh, she made it."}, {"start": 16813.4, "end": 16822.52, "text": " Yunk. Come on, come on, man."}, {"start": 16835.56, "end": 16847.4, "text": " Koopa, it's me!"}, {"start": 16847.4, "end": 16860.36, "text": " Well then, we got a fucking problem, that's like toddler logic."}, {"start": 16860.36, "end": 16867.36, "text": " I'll go through the scanner."}, {"start": 16867.36, "end": 16882.36, "text": " She's got a damn hypoxic, man."}, {"start": 16882.36, "end": 16884.36, "text": " Man"}, {"start": 16893.12, "end": 16898.28, "text": " Oh shit shit if you're all who you say you are the scanner and let you through"}, {"start": 16901.96, "end": 16903.96, "text": " What about you I"}, {"start": 16903.96, "end": 16912.84, "text": " I don't know what would make me madder now."}, {"start": 16912.84, "end": 16917.04, "text": " Everybody obviously just walking through because they're all humans or them trying to do some"}, {"start": 16917.04, "end": 16922.079999999998, "text": " shit like no, actually one of them has been an alien the whole time."}, {"start": 16922.08, "end": 16929.08, "text": " Which just does not seem like it would make any sense at all."}, {"start": 16938.88, "end": 16945.88, "text": " That's Andredingus."}, {"start": 16945.88, "end": 16959.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, I mean, like, I'll be walking through this thing with my nuts out, man, I am who"}, {"start": 16959.920000000002, "end": 16964.920000000002, "text": " I say I am."}, {"start": 16978.920000000002, "end": 16982.920000000002, "text": " Well, it was fucking funny."}, {"start": 16982.920000000002, "end": 16986.920000000002, "text": " Okay, it literally, if it's anybody though, it would be the CEO."}, {"start": 16986.920000000002, "end": 16992.000000000004, "text": " because the CEO is the only alien that we've ever seen talking as if they're"}, {"start": 16992.000000000004, "end": 17000.440000000002, "text": " not an alien. The CEO has gone, CERNIN! CERNIN!"}, {"start": 17004.120000000003, "end": 17011.320000000003, "text": " Don't you ever point that thing at me again. Damn. This is nuts! You already"}, {"start": 17011.32, "end": 17016.8, "text": " He was clear to med. He was clear to med bay. Oh shit"}, {"start": 17019.88, "end": 17021.88, "text": " Weapons on"}, {"start": 17029.28, "end": 17033.079999999998, "text": " She's gonna feel real silly when she finds out the alien just copies you DNA"}, {"start": 17041.32, "end": 17043.32, "text": " I know who I am."}, {"start": 17043.32, "end": 17044.32, "text": " It's a privet."}, {"start": 17044.32, "end": 17046.32, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, but she might..."}, {"start": 17046.32, "end": 17047.32, "text": " What the hell, huh?"}, {"start": 17047.32, "end": 17049.32, "text": " I was worried through it."}, {"start": 17050.32, "end": 17052.32, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 17052.32, "end": 17053.32, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 17055.32, "end": 17056.32, "text": " Wait, no, this is awesome."}, {"start": 17056.32, "end": 17057.32, "text": " Put him in the scanner."}, {"start": 17057.32, "end": 17059.32, "text": " Not one goddamn step."}, {"start": 17061.32, "end": 17062.32, "text": " Think very carefully, Cooper."}, {"start": 17062.32, "end": 17063.32, "text": " Cooper, please."}, {"start": 17064.32, "end": 17065.32, "text": " It's me."}, {"start": 17067.32, "end": 17068.32, "text": " She's lying."}, {"start": 17068.32, "end": 17081.239999999998, "text": " Don't just stay where the scanner test test from your real order go through the"}, {"start": 17081.239999999998, "end": 17088.44, "text": " scan go through the scanner get your asses through the scanner now maybe like"}, {"start": 17088.44, "end": 17098.44, "text": " one at a time?"}, {"start": 17098.44, "end": 17102.44, "text": " LZ slain."}, {"start": 17102.44, "end": 17116.44, "text": " I always shoot the other one personally."}, {"start": 17116.44, "end": 17117.94, "text": " No, it's bald!"}, {"start": 17118.94, "end": 17120.94, "text": " It's bald and it hates people with hair!"}, {"start": 17132.94, "end": 17133.94, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 17137.44, "end": 17139.44, "text": " Oh wait, don't you want to scan it though?"}, {"start": 17141.94, "end": 17142.94, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 17146.44, "end": 17158.039999999997, "text": " It must have been the wind."}, {"start": 17158.039999999997, "end": 17175.96, "text": " Can I say as an alien you can't have a 1.0 KDR?"}, {"start": 17175.96, "end": 17182.96, "text": " You're literally OP, you're like eight-flick tall muscular self-replicating healing factor."}, {"start": 17182.96, "end": 17189.879999999997, "text": " You can impersonate crew members, like you can't be just getting one and then you can't"}, {"start": 17189.879999999997, "end": 17198.68, "text": " be trading one for one."}, {"start": 17198.68, "end": 17199.68, "text": " They're feeding."}, {"start": 17199.68, "end": 17204.719999999998, "text": " No, that's a Greg Odin."}, {"start": 17204.72, "end": 17208.88, "text": " I still think they were right to take Odin over Duran."}, {"start": 17208.88, "end": 17216.08, "text": " Because Duran could, I mean he's going to the Hall of Fame, but Odin is really tall, okay?"}, {"start": 17216.08, "end": 17220.24, "text": " What the hell was that anyway? Did you see what happened to Isley?"}, {"start": 17220.24, "end": 17220.960000000003, "text": " Yeah man!"}, {"start": 17220.960000000003, "end": 17227.04, "text": " It wasn't even them, was it? It was like a, a, a, a thing fucking posing as them."}, {"start": 17227.04, "end": 17228.64, "text": " Yeah dude!"}, {"start": 17228.64, "end": 17230.88, "text": " Have you been paying attention?"}, {"start": 17230.88, "end": 17235.58, "text": " It's the substance. The growth. It's like we said, it's adapting its molecular makeup."}, {"start": 17235.58, "end": 17236.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17236.58, "end": 17238.08, "text": " It's duplicating us."}, {"start": 17238.08, "end": 17239.58, "text": " Yeah, well that's why we've been..."}, {"start": 17239.58, "end": 17240.58, "text": " I need to think."}, {"start": 17240.58, "end": 17244.08, "text": " That's why we've been suspicious of each other."}, {"start": 17244.88, "end": 17246.18, "text": " That's why we've been suspicious..."}, {"start": 17246.18, "end": 17248.68, "text": " Isn't that why we've been suspicious of each other?"}, {"start": 17252.38, "end": 17254.08, "text": " This creature is remarkable."}, {"start": 17254.98, "end": 17256.58, "text": " The perfect replicator."}, {"start": 17256.58, "end": 17261.940000000002, "text": " If only it didn't want to kill us, it could change our whole understanding of life as"}, {"start": 17261.940000000002, "end": 17262.940000000002, "text": " we know it."}, {"start": 17262.940000000002, "end": 17265.660000000003, "text": " Let alone the science."}, {"start": 17265.660000000003, "end": 17273.940000000002, "text": " Just think what it could mean if humanity could harness the power of something like this."}, {"start": 17273.940000000002, "end": 17282.620000000003, "text": " Oh, shit, he's not having a good day, man."}, {"start": 17282.62, "end": 17287.219999999998, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 17287.219999999998, "end": 17290.7, "text": " This is worse than when you thought he was going to get evicted, so we held his own funeral."}, {"start": 17290.7, "end": 17291.7, "text": " We're fucked."}, {"start": 17291.7, "end": 17292.7, "text": " Absolutely fucked."}, {"start": 17292.7, "end": 17295.219999999998, "text": " I never should have agreed to this mission."}, {"start": 17295.219999999998, "end": 17297.98, "text": " I wanted to make history, not become it."}, {"start": 17297.98, "end": 17301.02, "text": " We're fucking done for, man."}, {"start": 17301.02, "end": 17303.34, "text": " We're gonna get whacked out here."}, {"start": 17303.34, "end": 17306.7, "text": " This shit is fucking loony tunes, man."}, {"start": 17306.7, "end": 17312.34, "text": " By the way, this is the supermassive version of like a room that has a bunch of like potions"}, {"start": 17312.34, "end": 17319.14, "text": " an ammo in it and shit like that like this is the room right before the final boss whatever"}, {"start": 17319.14, "end": 17324.9, "text": " this thing is it doesn't conform to any known science there is no way any organism we know"}, {"start": 17324.9, "end": 17330.98, "text": " could adapt itself so quickly let alone copy another life form with such precision yeah man"}, {"start": 17331.54, "end": 17336.9, "text": " i don't understand obviously i would it would have been on the news i think what reason does it have"}, {"start": 17336.9, "end": 17345.54, "text": " have to copy us that that goes away okay here we go that's well that implies a"}, {"start": 17345.54, "end": 17354.06, "text": " level of intelligence greater than I imagined these mimics they're like the"}, {"start": 17354.06, "end": 17361.620000000003, "text": " organisms defense mechanism like white blood cells or antibodies they identify"}, {"start": 17361.620000000003, "end": 17366.86, "text": " a hostile presence and duplicate it to get close to their enemy without"}, {"start": 17366.86, "end": 17375.100000000002, "text": " being noticed then they kill it that explains why they crashed the ship they"}, {"start": 17375.100000000002, "end": 17382.420000000002, "text": " want us dead we're further away from home than any human has ever been this is"}, {"start": 17382.420000000002, "end": 17387.3, "text": " their home and we're trespassing"}, {"start": 17388.06, "end": 17395.100000000002, "text": " ice okay now we have some motive it's not just that we randomly got hit by a"}, {"start": 17395.1, "end": 17401.899999999998, "text": " meteorite in outer space. We got too close to this planet that they live on. And the meteorite was"}, {"start": 17401.899999999998, "end": 17408.62, "text": " like the first part of their immune system. You know what? I actually accept that as making a lot"}, {"start": 17408.62, "end": 17413.579999999998, "text": " more sense in a lot of directions they could have gone in. Yeah, they hit us with the anti-air,"}, {"start": 17413.579999999998, "end": 17422.059999999998, "text": " exactly. This is the second nightmare I've woken up to today. What's next? Maybe I'll wake up in"}, {"start": 17422.06, "end": 17428.22, "text": " hell or or maybe one of you will not be out again do your favor someone's always"}, {"start": 17428.22, "end": 17433.620000000003, "text": " gonna bite my penis off of my fucking body some kind of demons gonna bite my"}, {"start": 17433.620000000003, "end": 17438.02, "text": " cock and balls off of my body so when I look down I got nothing there except a"}, {"start": 17438.02, "end": 17449.54, "text": " bloody hole that's next I'm gonna wake up in fucking hell or something our pets"}, {"start": 17449.54, "end": 17451.54, "text": " Its heads are falling off!"}, {"start": 17461.06, "end": 17464.420000000002, "text": " Long-ass hallway, man. This can only go one way."}, {"start": 17466.420000000002, "end": 17468.420000000002, "text": " So she's gonna be having like a..."}, {"start": 17469.86, "end": 17473.38, "text": " like an Agira Wrath of Man type situation here."}, {"start": 17473.38, "end": 17483.66, "text": " I didn't think things could ever be worse than Jessup's station, but here we are."}, {"start": 17483.66, "end": 17491.54, "text": " Stafford and Eisley dead, those things all over the ship, oxygen running out, I can't"}, {"start": 17491.54, "end": 17497.420000000002, "text": " stop thinking about how it's all gone wrong at every turn, like the whole thing was doomed"}, {"start": 17497.420000000002, "end": 17499.7, "text": " from the fucking start."}, {"start": 17499.7, "end": 17502.620000000003, "text": " We're gonna get out of this, right, young?"}, {"start": 17502.62, "end": 17516.26, "text": " me we're going home fuck just tell me something tell me something good yeah"}, {"start": 17516.26, "end": 17519.579999999998, "text": " that's what I thought"}, {"start": 17521.579999999998, "end": 17525.42, "text": " I'll say that didn't go well"}, {"start": 17525.420000000002, "end": 17530.980000000003, "text": " What the hell are we going to do?"}, {"start": 17530.980000000003, "end": 17533.34, "text": " There's no way we can leave this area."}, {"start": 17533.34, "end": 17536.780000000002, "text": " We don't have enough food to hold out."}, {"start": 17536.780000000002, "end": 17538.980000000003, "text": " Forget food."}, {"start": 17538.980000000003, "end": 17541.74, "text": " The Andromeda is six months away."}, {"start": 17541.74, "end": 17542.74, "text": " Some food would help."}, {"start": 17542.74, "end": 17543.74, "text": " We don't even have enough air to go."}, {"start": 17543.74, "end": 17545.74, "text": " We've reached the gap there, to be honest."}, {"start": 17545.74, "end": 17550.940000000002, "text": " Is there any way we could redirect the oxygen into justice compartment?"}, {"start": 17550.94, "end": 17568.78, "text": " I think I saw something out there."}, {"start": 17568.78, "end": 17576.94, "text": " Oh shit, it's a fucking Arby's, bro."}, {"start": 17576.94, "end": 17583.94, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 17583.94, "end": 17585.34, "text": " It's an Imperial probe drone."}, {"start": 17585.34, "end": 17586.34, "text": " That's Caribdis."}, {"start": 17586.34, "end": 17589.34, "text": " Oh, hello, beautiful."}, {"start": 17589.34, "end": 17594.94, "text": " How did you find us?"}, {"start": 17594.94, "end": 17599.94, "text": " It's not an IRS robot."}, {"start": 17599.94, "end": 17601.94, "text": " Motherfucker, man!"}, {"start": 17601.94, "end": 17606.5, "text": " landing probes, each with their own drone recon unit and long range FTL transmitter."}, {"start": 17607.62, "end": 17613.539999999997, "text": " It is pretty incredible. Our plan, Orbit, was to fly over each probe individually and collect data,"}, {"start": 17613.539999999997, "end": 17618.579999999998, "text": " but even so, the chances of us crash landing within range of one is frankly..."}, {"start": 17619.78, "end": 17625.46, "text": " it's a bit of a miracle. Well thank god for that. We're in need of a miracle right now."}, {"start": 17625.46, "end": 17630.42, "text": " If we follow this drone to its probe, we could use its transmitter to broadcast an SOS to the"}, {"start": 17630.420000000002, "end": 17632.660000000003, "text": " Andromeda and they could rescue us"}, {"start": 17633.300000000003, "end": 17638.06, "text": " Is there any chance we could hold out here for six months? He's got to be away"}, {"start": 17638.74, "end": 17643.02, "text": " Restrict oxygen to justice compartment. Oh shit. They really are gonna science the shit out of this"}, {"start": 17643.86, "end": 17645.86, "text": " Let's get out there then"}, {"start": 17645.86, "end": 17650.18, "text": " First we need to agree on what message we're going to send to the Andromeda. What do you mean?"}, {"start": 17653.100000000002, "end": 17655.820000000003, "text": " Everything's fine come pull up everything's fine"}, {"start": 17660.420000000002, "end": 17663.54, "text": " Please don't tell me some red tape is gonna stop us getting home."}, {"start": 17663.54, "end": 17666.34, "text": " This sheep is infected with an alien organism."}, {"start": 17666.34, "end": 17669.54, "text": " For all we know, it could be in our own bloodstreams by now."}, {"start": 17669.54, "end": 17674.260000000002, "text": " Directive 8020 states, the Earth must be protected from extraterrestrial matter"}, {"start": 17674.260000000002, "end": 17676.820000000003, "text": " carried by a spacecraft returning from another planet."}, {"start": 17678.02, "end": 17681.940000000002, "text": " If the Andromeda rescues us, we expose its crew to contamination."}, {"start": 17682.58, "end": 17683.86, "text": " We could take it back to Earth."}, {"start": 17685.06, "end": 17687.300000000003, "text": " What the hell are you suggesting?"}, {"start": 17687.300000000003, "end": 17689.22, "text": " We either send out a distress signal,"}, {"start": 17690.420000000002, "end": 17695.7, "text": " We send out a warning we tell the Andromeda to leave us here"}, {"start": 17704.100000000002, "end": 17706.100000000002, "text": " We can't let them land"}, {"start": 17706.58, "end": 17710.980000000003, "text": " We have to make this sacrifice. I agree. It's the right thing to do"}, {"start": 17711.18, "end": 17717.260000000002, "text": " Directive 8020 doesn't stop us from going back into orbit. I have faith in Earth's quarantine procedures"}, {"start": 17717.260000000002, "end": 17719.260000000002, "text": " You weren't allowed to be first-century lady."}, {"start": 17732.260000000002, "end": 17734.260000000002, "text": " Jesus, she's thinking about lunch."}, {"start": 17734.260000000002, "end": 17736.260000000002, "text": " We gotta send a warning, man."}, {"start": 17738.260000000002, "end": 17739.260000000002, "text": " Absolutely."}, {"start": 17739.260000000002, "end": 17741.260000000002, "text": " Can I also say something?"}, {"start": 17741.260000000002, "end": 17744.260000000002, "text": " I feel like they made the obvious choice even more obvious,"}, {"start": 17744.260000000002, "end": 17748.58, "text": " is because the only person whose family life we really knew about got his shin"}, {"start": 17748.58, "end": 17755.58, "text": " bitten off like three minutes into the damn game. I think you do like we don't"}, {"start": 17755.58, "end": 17761.100000000002, "text": " really know any connection that anybody else here has with Earth. Surnin has a"}, {"start": 17761.100000000002, "end": 17767.340000000004, "text": " dead spouse. Everybody else we never learned anything about one of them was"}, {"start": 17767.340000000004, "end": 17772.980000000003, "text": " in the Marines. We can't risk endangering the Andromeda let alone us. We should"}, {"start": 17772.98, "end": 17776.98, "text": " Tell them to avoid this planet, we'll send a warning to the Andromeda."}, {"start": 17790.48, "end": 17791.98, "text": " It's all on you now."}, {"start": 17795.98, "end": 17797.98, "text": " R2-D2-S?"}, {"start": 17797.98, "end": 17802.62, "text": " You know when he gets shocked by something, he goes,"}, {"start": 17802.62, "end": 17803.62, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 17803.62, "end": 17820.3, "text": " And the episode 6, hostile takeover."}, {"start": 17820.3, "end": 17826.02, "text": " I mean, if this goes to chapter 8, I think we should just play through the rest of it"}, {"start": 17826.02, "end": 17832.02, "text": " on stream today so that I because I know myself I'm not going to be excited to"}, {"start": 17833.06, "end": 17838.66, "text": " load up the last two chapters of the game that I thought I'm not really enjoying that much tomorrow"}, {"start": 17839.7, "end": 17844.5, "text": " but I think it would make the most sense if we just took like an extra 45 minutes or an hour"}, {"start": 17844.5, "end": 17851.3, "text": " an hour and a half and just did it right now um but first I'm going to go pee I'll be right back"}, {"start": 17976.02, "end": 17991.3, "text": " So I had a piece of pizza as well."}, {"start": 17991.3, "end": 17996.14, "text": " Yeah, I'm laughing yet he said, holy shit, can I post links?"}, {"start": 17996.14, "end": 18000.38, "text": " And then they posted what for them, I'm sure look like a link."}, {"start": 18000.38, "end": 18005.18, "text": " But for everyone else, like me and the mobs just look like three asterisks."}, {"start": 18005.18, "end": 18007.68, "text": " And then they went and had Magresta."}, {"start": 18007.68, "end": 18009.88, "text": " Could you see that link?"}, {"start": 18009.88, "end": 18017.18, "text": " Magresta said no yet."}, {"start": 18017.18, "end": 18030.48, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 18030.48, "end": 18032.24, "text": " We're back with Directive 8020."}, {"start": 18032.24, "end": 18037.24, "text": " The thrilling conclusion of Directive 80-20."}, {"start": 18041.24, "end": 18043.54, "text": " Yes, yes, put him in the scanner."}, {"start": 18043.54, "end": 18045.74, "text": " You know I'm real cause I'm talking."}, {"start": 18045.74, "end": 18047.420000000002, "text": " I'm not going sarnan."}, {"start": 18053.140000000003, "end": 18055.18, "text": " Hey, the cake has been sitting there for hours"}, {"start": 18055.18, "end": 18056.9, "text": " with the candles, man."}, {"start": 18056.9, "end": 18058.5, "text": " As much as you."}, {"start": 18058.5, "end": 18060.06, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 18060.06, "end": 18060.9, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 18060.9, "end": 18063.9, "text": " Have I ever lied to you?"}, {"start": 18063.9, "end": 18068.9, "text": " This would be a hell of a good reason for a first time."}, {"start": 18068.9, "end": 18075.9, "text": " Young, I promise you, I knew nothing before you did."}, {"start": 18075.9, "end": 18080.9, "text": " As far as I'm aware, everyone was kept in the dark."}, {"start": 18080.9, "end": 18083.9, "text": " For this to work, no one could know."}, {"start": 18086.9, "end": 18089.9, "text": " I can't imagine how they must... I don't know what's happening!"}, {"start": 18089.9, "end": 18097.66, "text": " can't imagine what's going through their minds. All that work, how they must feel."}, {"start": 18099.02, "end": 18102.54, "text": " If I know them, they'll know the importance of this mission."}, {"start": 18102.54, "end": 18104.460000000003, "text": " Crazy hairline for a bald guy."}, {"start": 18106.22, "end": 18111.66, "text": " It's the same end goal, young. It's just that the objectives have changed."}, {"start": 18114.86, "end": 18116.7, "text": " Do you think it will work?"}, {"start": 18116.7, "end": 18125.98, "text": " We all put time into this to be told like that and it's damaged going through I'm worried too"}, {"start": 18129.18, "end": 18133.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, you're the last hold out"}, {"start": 18135.940000000002, "end": 18142.58, "text": " No, we launched it like in thirty six hours or something without you years of work will have been wasted"}, {"start": 18143.74, "end": 18145.74, "text": " If I agree to this"}, {"start": 18146.7, "end": 18156.24, "text": " It changes everything. It's not just eight years that will be lost. I keep"}, {"start": 18156.24, "end": 18162.3, "text": " wondering, am I condemning myself forever?"}, {"start": 18162.3, "end": 18170.7, "text": " Whatever decision you make, know that I'll stand by your side. I always have. But you need to decide now."}, {"start": 18170.7, "end": 18184.12, "text": " and its doordash and its pizza or sushi babe its a corner after 8 we have to go to bed"}, {"start": 18184.12, "end": 18197.52, "text": " pretty soon 10 10 15 percent 20 percent its the damn tip when they flip the iPad around"}, {"start": 18197.52, "end": 18223.52, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 18223.52, "end": 18236.52, "text": " Oh, it's just icing, bro."}, {"start": 18236.52, "end": 18250.72, "text": " I mean, it's like, it's still a damn ion store, man."}, {"start": 18250.72, "end": 18252.72, "text": " I'm not sure about this one."}, {"start": 18256.72, "end": 18261.72, "text": " There's bright blue clouds and it's raining rocks."}, {"start": 18261.72, "end": 18265.72, "text": " There's arc lighting in the sky, a human height."}, {"start": 18276.72, "end": 18279.72, "text": " My landing flash in across the sky!"}, {"start": 18280.72, "end": 18287.68, "text": " You're on the young manchid then and then."}, {"start": 18287.68, "end": 18290.68, "text": " But she's named young."}, {"start": 18290.68, "end": 18297.68, "text": " We'll have to come in through the lower airlock."}, {"start": 18297.68, "end": 18300.68, "text": " Follow the drone, man."}, {"start": 18300.68, "end": 18305.68, "text": " Man, these are speedy so and so."}, {"start": 18305.68, "end": 18310.68, "text": " Man, this makes Earth look like a smaller tree."}, {"start": 18310.68, "end": 18317.04, "text": " hey I'm thinking as far as planets go the earth pretty nice pretty"}, {"start": 18317.04, "end": 18319.04, "text": " be an habitable to be honest with you."}, {"start": 18330.52, "end": 18334.02, "text": " So I'm going to try to take the mouse button."}, {"start": 18334.98, "end": 18336.48, "text": " Common W for Earth."}, {"start": 18339.56, "end": 18342.760000000002, "text": " I mean, if I saw this shit, I'm staying in the air BNB."}, {"start": 18347.04, "end": 18354.04, "text": " Are you an expert in exoplanetary weather?"}, {"start": 18354.04, "end": 18357.04, "text": " This is impossible."}, {"start": 18357.04, "end": 18361.04, "text": " Is this water?"}, {"start": 18361.04, "end": 18363.04, "text": " Gravity?"}, {"start": 18363.04, "end": 18366.04, "text": " The fact this life we appreciate."}, {"start": 18366.04, "end": 18368.04, "text": " It does look like shit."}, {"start": 18368.04, "end": 18372.04, "text": " Just to show you the current resistance."}, {"start": 18372.04, "end": 18376.04, "text": " Oh no man, take me home."}, {"start": 18376.04, "end": 18380.04, "text": " They don't crash the rocket in this shit where I'll go home up."}, {"start": 18398.04, "end": 18399.04, "text": " Shit! Look out!"}, {"start": 18399.04, "end": 18409.04, "text": " Where did you guys run into? I think we'll set up a shop right around here."}, {"start": 18418.04, "end": 18421.04, "text": " Every gimmick's are described in the locked school."}, {"start": 18429.04, "end": 18439.04, "text": " Where are you? Are you okay?"}, {"start": 18439.04, "end": 18440.04, "text": " Anders?"}, {"start": 18440.04, "end": 18450.04, "text": " What about you? Williams isn't on the top."}, {"start": 18450.04, "end": 18453.04, "text": " She read the message at least."}, {"start": 18453.04, "end": 18454.04, "text": " Damn it."}, {"start": 18454.04, "end": 18458.04, "text": " She's not with Harry Cage and she won't reply for some reason."}, {"start": 18463.04, "end": 18466.04, "text": " She's chilling on the Exoplanet Law."}, {"start": 18471.04, "end": 18475.04, "text": " She's belunking in the Exoplanetary Cave."}, {"start": 18475.04, "end": 18482.04, "text": " I got a message from Anders."}, {"start": 18482.04, "end": 18488.24, "text": " What you saying?"}, {"start": 18488.24, "end": 18489.24, "text": " Something's out here."}, {"start": 18489.24, "end": 18490.24, "text": " It's firing."}, {"start": 18490.24, "end": 18491.24, "text": " Reassure."}, {"start": 18491.24, "end": 18498.64, "text": " I think we'll pass that, man."}, {"start": 18498.64, "end": 18499.64, "text": " Mine's sheltered."}, {"start": 18499.64, "end": 18500.64, "text": " Get somewhere safe."}, {"start": 18500.64, "end": 18501.64, "text": " We'll find it."}, {"start": 18501.64, "end": 18506.64, "text": " I turned on my emergency trails. Use your scanner to find me."}, {"start": 18517.64, "end": 18519.64, "text": " What? That was the probe!"}, {"start": 18520.64, "end": 18522.64, "text": " That came from the tunnel."}, {"start": 18522.64, "end": 18534.48, "text": " She's definitely dead."}, {"start": 18534.48, "end": 18540.079999999998, "text": " Rip, Anders, you were one of my favorites."}, {"start": 18540.079999999998, "end": 18549.079999999998, "text": " What do you think, guys?"}, {"start": 18549.079999999998, "end": 18551.079999999998, "text": " This way?"}, {"start": 18551.08, "end": 18551.88, "text": " This way?"}, {"start": 18551.88, "end": 18552.88, "text": " I'm coming."}, {"start": 18559.38, "end": 18560.88, "text": " I thought someone was going to..."}, {"start": 18564.88, "end": 18566.38, "text": " Yeah, I'm okay."}, {"start": 18567.88, "end": 18569.88, "text": " Is he gonna burn or something?"}, {"start": 18575.38, "end": 18578.38, "text": " Jesus, you really didn't mind him apart at all."}, {"start": 18581.08, "end": 18583.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18604.24, "end": 18606.24, "text": " Scanner trails broken"}, {"start": 18606.24, "end": 18615.920000000002, "text": " are you somewhere safe no it's still fucking follow me I'm literally trying"}, {"start": 18615.920000000002, "end": 18625.72, "text": " to be nice okay you have your wedge tool and is it charged are you crazy sorry"}, {"start": 18625.72, "end": 18633.36, "text": " no just hurry please okay literally like fuck me I literally gave a good advice"}, {"start": 18633.36, "end": 18636.14, "text": " And she's like I don't want to hear it right now, okay"}, {"start": 18652.66, "end": 18657.0, "text": " She did say she did say I don't want solutions I just want my problem"}, {"start": 18659.04, "end": 18661.04, "text": " Plus the text back"}, {"start": 18661.04, "end": 18665.04, "text": " What? No way!"}, {"start": 18665.04, "end": 18669.04, "text": " God, that sucks. Damn."}, {"start": 18669.04, "end": 18673.04, "text": " Fuck it, this is one of the guys here."}, {"start": 18673.04, "end": 18677.04, "text": " This is damn cool."}, {"start": 18677.04, "end": 18681.04, "text": " This is the guy here."}, {"start": 18681.04, "end": 18685.04, "text": " This is damn cool."}, {"start": 18685.04, "end": 18689.04, "text": " This is the guy here."}, {"start": 18689.04, "end": 18696.04, "text": " I hope you can find Andrew's safety, thank you."}, {"start": 18698.04, "end": 18700.04, "text": " Those wholesome first time chats."}, {"start": 18700.04, "end": 18705.04, "text": " Only first time chat message in history that doesn't say,"}, {"start": 18705.04, "end": 18708.04, "text": " damn, this guy's bald."}, {"start": 18708.04, "end": 18714.04, "text": " Damn, I never realized, I've seen your YouTube videos,"}, {"start": 18714.04, "end": 18717.04, "text": " but I never realized until I saw your stream how bald you are."}, {"start": 18719.04, "end": 18722.04, "text": " Damn, this guy's bald. I suppose I walked into that one."}, {"start": 18723.04, "end": 18725.04, "text": " Why'd she stand in that one?"}, {"start": 18727.04, "end": 18729.04, "text": " Maybe she can't hear us."}, {"start": 18729.04, "end": 18731.04, "text": " She can't."}, {"start": 18732.04, "end": 18735.04, "text": " Hey, it's me, my utility strap malfunctioned."}, {"start": 18740.04, "end": 18742.04, "text": " Anders? Yes?"}, {"start": 18743.04, "end": 18746.04, "text": " My contacts got scrambled."}, {"start": 18747.04, "end": 18748.04, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 18750.04, "end": 18753.04, "text": " Yes, I think the storm disrupted the connection."}, {"start": 18753.04, "end": 18756.04, "text": " But I see you are my scanner now."}, {"start": 18756.04, "end": 18758.04, "text": " You've almost found me."}, {"start": 18763.04, "end": 18765.04, "text": " I just got a new contact."}, {"start": 18765.04, "end": 18767.04, "text": " That's not you, is it?"}, {"start": 18767.04, "end": 18769.04, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 18769.04, "end": 18771.04, "text": " I don't know who that is."}, {"start": 18771.04, "end": 18773.04, "text": " Or what."}, {"start": 18773.04, "end": 18775.04, "text": " You need to ignore them."}, {"start": 18776.04, "end": 18783.04, "text": " Um, the other anders are telling me to ignore you."}, {"start": 18787.04, "end": 18789.04, "text": " Anders?"}, {"start": 18789.04, "end": 18792.04, "text": " She's found her name."}, {"start": 18792.04, "end": 18795.04, "text": " Hey, it's okay."}, {"start": 18795.04, "end": 18797.04, "text": " Sir?"}, {"start": 18801.04, "end": 18804.04, "text": " You're safe now."}, {"start": 18804.04, "end": 18810.04, "text": " Ah, I feel fine now, it must be because you're back."}, {"start": 18810.04, "end": 18814.04, "text": " Oh, I guess that's good."}, {"start": 18814.04, "end": 18816.04, "text": " Let's keep moving then."}, {"start": 18816.04, "end": 18818.04, "text": " So no one really gives a fuck?"}, {"start": 18821.04, "end": 18822.04, "text": " There it is!"}, {"start": 18827.04, "end": 18830.04, "text": " You're kind of just like, okay?"}, {"start": 18834.04, "end": 18852.56, "text": " I don't know if it's the original handers, but that's our handers now."}, {"start": 18852.56, "end": 18854.800000000003, "text": " She said it's organic, we know that's her."}, {"start": 18860.16, "end": 18861.72, "text": " Is that what he called shit?"}, {"start": 18863.56, "end": 18865.800000000003, "text": " His planet is cursed."}, {"start": 18865.800000000003, "end": 18866.960000000003, "text": " We're literally gonna leave here."}, {"start": 18866.960000000003, "end": 18868.16, "text": " This is our second home."}, {"start": 18875.640000000003, "end": 18877.800000000003, "text": " This is damn like picnic table or something."}, {"start": 18877.800000000003, "end": 18878.88, "text": " So patio set."}, {"start": 18882.56, "end": 18890.56, "text": " Anders in German means different. Oh shit! What the fuck?"}, {"start": 18895.56, "end": 18899.56, "text": " No shot. Who's got the gun? That's crazy."}, {"start": 18899.56, "end": 18905.56, "text": " The FTL beam isn't working. Looks like the transmitter's been eroded by the storm. Let me take a look."}, {"start": 18908.56, "end": 18909.56, "text": " Just a few damage components."}, {"start": 18909.56, "end": 18913.56, "text": " Good point. She's unfortunately for us, she's Australian."}, {"start": 18915.56, "end": 18919.56, "text": " Mr. Anderson equals Mr. Sandov different."}, {"start": 18920.56, "end": 18921.56, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 18929.56, "end": 18933.0, "text": " Oh, that's good stuff."}, {"start": 18934.84, "end": 18936.36, "text": " Yeah, yeah, maybe you can help me."}, {"start": 18936.36, "end": 18938.84, "text": " The serial number? Yeah, the serial number's two."}, {"start": 18944.120000000003, "end": 18946.920000000002, "text": " Cause you probably had a Gameboy Advance cartridge in there."}, {"start": 18950.920000000002, "end": 18952.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'll say, buddy."}, {"start": 18953.24, "end": 18955.24, "text": " I could think of one part in particular."}, {"start": 18959.56, "end": 18979.36, "text": " Now, replacement chip, right next to the broken chip, and a bit of the tool is serendipity."}, {"start": 18979.36, "end": 18981.36, "text": " She looks like a Unity Bebog log."}, {"start": 18981.36, "end": 18983.36, "text": " Serial number requires..."}, {"start": 18983.36, "end": 18987.84, "text": " It's two, dawg."}, {"start": 18987.84, "end": 19016.84, "text": " number's two. Two something four zero. Yeah, I don't know. How about like two six four zero."}, {"start": 19016.84, "end": 19018.84, "text": " I can do this"}, {"start": 19020.8, "end": 19022.8, "text": " It's ready, whatever you want"}, {"start": 19031.76, "end": 19033.76, "text": " I should call"}, {"start": 19035.16, "end": 19039.06, "text": " So if it looks like this are you circumcised or not circumcised I"}, {"start": 19041.52, "end": 19043.52, "text": " Think that's not circumcised right?"}, {"start": 19046.84, "end": 19053.84, "text": " We have crash landed on Tower City F and sustained massive structural damage."}, {"start": 19053.84, "end": 19060.84, "text": " Our crash was caused by contact with a hostile alien life form."}, {"start": 19060.84, "end": 19064.84, "text": " I would probably start by saying some shit like, don't come here."}, {"start": 19064.84, "end": 19066.84, "text": " It's not going to be our home anymore."}, {"start": 19066.84, "end": 19068.84, "text": " We landed on Shai City."}, {"start": 19068.84, "end": 19070.84, "text": " The fleet has missioned everything ever."}, {"start": 19070.84, "end": 19073.84, "text": " The fridge is stocked with several kinds of alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages."}, {"start": 19073.84, "end": 19080.76, "text": " All it takes is everything we know about the entity do not attempt to rescue"}, {"start": 19098.52, "end": 19100.52, "text": " Previous messages"}, {"start": 19103.84, "end": 19107.04, "text": " What? You're much of a stink, motherfucker!"}, {"start": 19113.84, "end": 19115.34, "text": " You can't play this online."}, {"start": 19115.34, "end": 19119.14, "text": " It's just throwing us all by one night standing in front of a dead hole."}, {"start": 19119.14, "end": 19122.64, "text": " Oh wait, we ain't the first Anders. We ain't the first young."}, {"start": 19122.64, "end": 19125.34, "text": " We need to pay for this. There's no time for this."}, {"start": 19125.34, "end": 19127.34, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 19130.84, "end": 19133.34, "text": " You need to get away from the dead."}, {"start": 19133.34, "end": 19136.54, "text": " It's too late, please, that you can stay here for a while."}, {"start": 19136.54, "end": 19138.54, "text": " I can't let you risk your grief, okay?"}, {"start": 19138.54, "end": 19140.54, "text": " Please, turn around, please."}, {"start": 19142.54, "end": 19144.54, "text": " Oh shit, turn around."}, {"start": 19163.34, "end": 19186.94, "text": " Oh my god, that alien looks just like me."}, {"start": 19186.94, "end": 19191.98, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19191.98, "end": 19193.98, "text": " Not only can they mimic us, they can time travel!"}, {"start": 19221.98, "end": 19227.92, "text": " and sometimes like if they get pissed on earth they're just kind of like crash"}, {"start": 19227.92, "end": 19236.02, "text": " the spaceship out on town said he have just uh just to relieve some stress"}, {"start": 19236.02, "end": 19245.3, "text": " how is that possible we were the first here"}, {"start": 19246.22, "end": 19254.98, "text": " Cory tell you yet he had so true yet he's so true"}, {"start": 19266.02, "end": 19282.02, "text": " The probe has messages. Half a dozen of them. All of them were of us. This has happened before."}, {"start": 19282.02, "end": 19292.02, "text": " The original crew are kind. And we're not the original crew."}, {"start": 19292.02, "end": 19294.02, "text": " How in the living hell did we not know?"}, {"start": 19295.02, "end": 19297.02, "text": " Honestly, somebody had to know."}, {"start": 19297.02, "end": 19299.02, "text": " Was it you, Anders?"}, {"start": 19299.02, "end": 19302.02, "text": " Was this why you joined the crew so close to lunch?"}, {"start": 19303.02, "end": 19305.02, "text": " It's too convenient that you were brought in last minute."}, {"start": 19305.02, "end": 19307.02, "text": " You fucking knew, didn't you?"}, {"start": 19307.02, "end": 19309.02, "text": " Bro, we're fucking all clones! Chill out!"}, {"start": 19310.02, "end": 19312.02, "text": " Why is no one talking?!"}, {"start": 19312.02, "end": 19315.02, "text": " Are you a coyote? This is insane!"}, {"start": 19315.02, "end": 19317.02, "text": " Please, just leave me alone!"}, {"start": 19322.02, "end": 19339.46, "text": " I don't really care now, even if they eat me, they're just gonna send another one up."}, {"start": 19339.46, "end": 19346.46, "text": " I can kill Dogo."}, {"start": 19346.46, "end": 19356.18, "text": " Oh man, he's trying to get the fucking key out of that."}, {"start": 19356.18, "end": 19357.18, "text": " What was his name?"}, {"start": 19357.18, "end": 19358.18, "text": " What was his name?"}, {"start": 19358.18, "end": 19363.059999999998, "text": " Commander Keys from Halo who gets turned into the flood and then you gotta reach in"}, {"start": 19363.059999999998, "end": 19366.42, "text": " with Solar Plexus and grab."}, {"start": 19366.420000000002, "end": 19370.420000000002, "text": " It's called Commander Keys, and you have to grab a key that is best."}, {"start": 19370.420000000002, "end": 19374.420000000002, "text": " And they used to say video games are not art, man."}, {"start": 19376.420000000002, "end": 19378.420000000002, "text": " Captain, please."}, {"start": 19378.420000000002, "end": 19382.420000000002, "text": " Created in the morning. Oxygen saturation level, 60%."}, {"start": 19382.420000000002, "end": 19384.420000000002, "text": " I said stop!"}, {"start": 19384.420000000002, "end": 19387.420000000002, "text": " I said stop right there!"}, {"start": 19387.420000000002, "end": 19390.420000000002, "text": " You knew, Tinian. You fucking knew."}, {"start": 19390.420000000002, "end": 19393.420000000002, "text": " You always knew about this prone shit, and you didn't say shit about it."}, {"start": 19393.420000000002, "end": 19395.420000000002, "text": " That's not true!"}, {"start": 19395.420000000002, "end": 19402.34, "text": " Bullshit, then why were you trying to run a little shut up? Don't trust any of grown man named Mitchell"}, {"start": 19414.940000000002, "end": 19416.940000000002, "text": " Is a look at me"}, {"start": 19425.420000000002, "end": 19437.24, "text": " Let me get up the link real quick."}, {"start": 19437.24, "end": 19439.2, "text": " Whenever this reaches you get to bridge ops."}, {"start": 19439.2, "end": 19441.600000000002, "text": " There's something you need to see."}, {"start": 19441.600000000002, "end": 19444.7, "text": " Yeah, hold up in bridge ops."}, {"start": 19444.7, "end": 19446.440000000002, "text": " Can you make your way over?"}, {"start": 19446.440000000002, "end": 19451.9, "text": " We're overrun with the growth, so watch your step."}, {"start": 19451.9, "end": 19461.9, "text": " Anders too. How you doing? Anders too, are you okay? Did anyone, who was Anders too, his buddy?"}, {"start": 19469.02, "end": 19471.9, "text": " I'm ready for one of these to grab me then I have to hit a QTE."}, {"start": 19481.9, "end": 19486.9, "text": " Swag."}, {"start": 19486.9, "end": 19495.9, "text": " That's what you can do with W."}, {"start": 19495.9, "end": 19504.9, "text": " It's kind of like a slow time of it."}, {"start": 19504.9, "end": 19506.9, "text": " What the hell are we breathing then, man?"}, {"start": 19506.9, "end": 19511.9, "text": " Cheek alternative air supply. It's crazy."}, {"start": 19511.9, "end": 19514.9, "text": " Not the kind of message you want to hear."}, {"start": 19514.9, "end": 19520.9, "text": " Kind of just been relying on the default air supply for just about my whole life, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 19525.9, "end": 19528.9, "text": " Well, there's no going back."}, {"start": 19528.9, "end": 19533.9, "text": " There's no going back to that meat tunnel in case you forgot like a collectible back there or something."}, {"start": 19536.9, "end": 19546.280000000002, "text": " What the fuck was the door specialist on this, man?"}, {"start": 19546.280000000002, "end": 19550.960000000003, "text": " We gotta figure out what fucking subcontractor built these doors and make sure they never"}, {"start": 19550.960000000003, "end": 19553.120000000003, "text": " get any work ever again."}, {"start": 19566.9, "end": 19568.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19590.18, "end": 19592.18, "text": " Shit is so crazy"}, {"start": 19592.18, "end": 19597.18, "text": " Who's the alien?"}, {"start": 19597.18, "end": 19599.94, "text": " Ah, it's actually a misconception."}, {"start": 19599.94, "end": 19605.86, "text": " It's a little ignorant to assume that all aliens have to be, like, spawned off of another human"}, {"start": 19605.86, "end": 19606.86, "text": " being."}, {"start": 19606.86, "end": 19607.86, "text": " Some of them are just kind of, like, in the past."}, {"start": 19607.86, "end": 19616.06, "text": " It's kind of like how there's grunts and elites in Halo."}, {"start": 19616.06, "end": 19617.06, "text": " And then there's all..."}, {"start": 19617.06, "end": 19618.06, "text": " There's brutes."}, {"start": 19618.06, "end": 19619.06, "text": " I remember that."}, {"start": 19619.06, "end": 19622.18, "text": " Who's the other motherfucker with the plasma pistol?"}, {"start": 19622.18, "end": 19624.02, "text": " Those are the most annoying, man."}, {"start": 19626.9, "end": 19631.300000000003, "text": " Jackals, oh, I don't even want to talk about the fucking jackals, man."}, {"start": 19644.260000000002, "end": 19645.38, "text": " Can I go through the door?"}, {"start": 19649.06, "end": 19654.06, "text": " Yeah, you said that you mentioned that shit already"}, {"start": 19660.58, "end": 19662.58, "text": " It's that easy"}, {"start": 19673.86, "end": 19677.100000000002, "text": " Loop room you may be right"}, {"start": 19679.06, "end": 19685.140000000003, "text": " You may be correct I don't see the alien y'all"}, {"start": 19695.54, "end": 19697.54, "text": " I've discovered the alien"}, {"start": 19709.06, "end": 19716.06, "text": " We'll all see the aliens say hell yeah, yeah!"}, {"start": 19716.06, "end": 19726.06, "text": " I mentioned that part already."}, {"start": 19726.06, "end": 19731.06, "text": " I'm like dumb as hell."}, {"start": 19731.06, "end": 19733.06, "text": " I was literally a baby."}, {"start": 19733.06, "end": 19737.06, "text": " We just witnessed a being born."}, {"start": 19737.06, "end": 19744.06, "text": " at the very beginning of this wind segment."}, {"start": 19750.22, "end": 19753.600000000002, "text": " It's that easy, people."}, {"start": 19753.600000000002, "end": 19756.24, "text": " Check the link."}, {"start": 19756.24, "end": 19759.58, "text": " Young, check in. I'm okay, why?"}, {"start": 19759.58, "end": 19764.260000000002, "text": " Was that you calling out to me? No."}, {"start": 19764.260000000002, "end": 19767.260000000002, "text": " I see. Fuck."}, {"start": 19767.260000000002, "end": 19769.940000000002, "text": " My thoughts exactly. They're trying to draw us away."}, {"start": 19769.940000000002, "end": 19771.940000000002, "text": " Be careful. You too."}, {"start": 19782.440000000002, "end": 19786.74, "text": " Critical warning. Oxygen saturation level 60%."}, {"start": 19786.74, "end": 19788.74, "text": " Seat alternative air supply."}, {"start": 19794.260000000002, "end": 19797.260000000002, "text": " Sometimes the plane sounds like that."}, {"start": 19797.260000000002, "end": 19799.260000000002, "text": " You kind of want to like put up your hand and be like,"}, {"start": 19799.260000000002, "end": 19801.260000000002, "text": " oh, the plane just made a crazy noise."}, {"start": 19801.260000000002, "end": 19804.260000000002, "text": " Then you feel like they would probably just..."}, {"start": 19804.260000000002, "end": 19806.260000000002, "text": " I mean, if there was something wrong with it,"}, {"start": 19806.260000000002, "end": 19809.260000000002, "text": " wouldn't the flight attendants be like the first people to notice?"}, {"start": 19809.260000000002, "end": 19812.260000000002, "text": " They fly every day, man."}, {"start": 19812.260000000002, "end": 19839.54, "text": " And you don't think the pilots would be like, oh, it smells a little funny."}, {"start": 19839.54, "end": 19848.260000000002, "text": " pop-up sir so sure could be part of the information mr. Williams we got some"}, {"start": 19848.260000000002, "end": 19856.100000000002, "text": " bad news about the mission it's okay young all is in hands now he's an"}, {"start": 19856.100000000002, "end": 19862.66, "text": " alien bro that's how an alien texts"}, {"start": 19862.66, "end": 19868.579999999998, "text": " You're a clone bro. I'm a clone I ain't no damn alien"}, {"start": 19873.7, "end": 19875.7, "text": " That's what I was gonna say"}, {"start": 19887.3, "end": 19889.3, "text": " Okay, oh shit"}, {"start": 19889.3, "end": 19904.14, "text": " Why do you need a whole-ass tool to override every door?"}, {"start": 19904.14, "end": 19906.14, "text": " Oh, you mean my wedge tool?"}, {"start": 19906.14, "end": 19912.579999999998, "text": " It's kind of like the Swiss Army knife of Apparatus."}, {"start": 19912.579999999998, "end": 19918.739999999998, "text": " The interesting thing is they call it a web tool, but the astronauts are a wedge tool,"}, {"start": 19918.74, "end": 19919.74, "text": " I should say."}, {"start": 19919.74, "end": 19922.100000000002, "text": " Because shut up, I'm trying to read!"}, {"start": 19922.100000000002, "end": 19927.100000000002, "text": " The astronauts of the Cassiopeia have signed their lives away in the lives of countless"}, {"start": 19927.100000000002, "end": 19928.100000000002, "text": " others."}, {"start": 19928.100000000002, "end": 19930.100000000002, "text": " Every single clone they've created is a real person, a soldier sent to die in the"}, {"start": 19930.100000000002, "end": 19931.100000000002, "text": " Earth."}, {"start": 19931.100000000002, "end": 19932.100000000002, "text": " Science will not let them steal my humanity."}, {"start": 19932.100000000002, "end": 19934.06, "text": " I will not let them make me a murderer."}, {"start": 19934.06, "end": 19938.02, "text": " I will not allow them to steal my soul, okay?"}, {"start": 19938.02, "end": 19941.02, "text": " Thanks, Mack Manera."}, {"start": 19941.02, "end": 19944.02, "text": " Very cool."}, {"start": 19944.02, "end": 19964.58, "text": " I think Earth's feeding cats to the coyotes."}, {"start": 19964.58, "end": 19968.68, "text": " You think it's like, you know, we keep the aliens well fed so they don't bother a situation"}, {"start": 19968.68, "end": 19973.84, "text": " or is this like Wayland-Yutani like, hey, we keep sending"}, {"start": 19973.84, "end": 19980.28, "text": " clones to like just further test the effects of like what happens when the aliens come"}, {"start": 19980.28, "end": 19983.920000000002, "text": " in contact with like human cells or something."}, {"start": 19983.920000000002, "end": 19991.04, "text": " Or maybe, I don't know if they could just still be like trolling or something."}, {"start": 19991.04, "end": 19996.64, "text": " I think this could be like a jackass type situation."}, {"start": 19996.64, "end": 20002.8, "text": " Or maybe it's Black Mirror where like we did some fucked up like unconscionable shit on"}, {"start": 20002.8, "end": 20008.8, "text": " Earth so they keep sending us to get like tortured by the exoplanet biology."}, {"start": 20019.8, "end": 20021.8, "text": " Oh, we made it y'all."}, {"start": 20032.8, "end": 20059.8, "text": " 3rd floor menswear 60% we know 60%"}, {"start": 20059.8, "end": 20073.0, "text": " get in the best head it's definitely the dude getting the reach around for sure"}, {"start": 20073.0, "end": 20080.0, "text": " to"}, {"start": 20082.28, "end": 20085.28, "text": " do was played out"}, {"start": 20085.28, "end": 20090.28, "text": " that's the way that's the way we want me to go"}, {"start": 20090.28, "end": 20095.28, "text": " you stay here I'll check ahead bro you gotta check more than one look around"}, {"start": 20095.28, "end": 20102.28, "text": " you fucking killed"}, {"start": 20103.0, "end": 20105.4, "text": " I don't give a fuck if I am a clone, bro."}, {"start": 20105.4, "end": 20109.72, "text": " I'm already a clone, like, base case of my mom and my dad,"}, {"start": 20109.72, "end": 20112.32, "text": " just kind of, like, you know, shaking up a little bit."}, {"start": 20112.32, "end": 20113.4, "text": " What the fuck do I care?"}, {"start": 20113.4, "end": 20113.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20113.9, "end": 20115.4, "text": " This is my call."}, 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20188.960000000003, "text": " can you vault over goo well what the hell am I doing in here then"}, {"start": 20190.56, "end": 20196.48, "text": " Oh, hacking with my mind, that's right."}, {"start": 20196.48, "end": 20203.48, "text": " Hacking with my mind."}, {"start": 20203.48, "end": 20212.4, "text": " So you guys have a very serious obligation, because Chibli is going to play this on Wednesday."}, {"start": 20212.4, "end": 20216.24, "text": " He's not live on Tuesdays, American times."}, {"start": 20216.24, "end": 20225.18, "text": " Do not tell him it's ass, because it's going to set the stage for, it's going to deflate"}, {"start": 20225.18, "end": 20228.02, "text": " his energy."}, {"start": 20228.02, "end": 20234.420000000002, "text": " Let him be excited for it and then let him come to his own conclusion."}, {"start": 20234.420000000002, "end": 20240.320000000003, "text": " It would be better if he liked it."}, {"start": 20240.320000000003, "end": 20245.36, "text": " He has to, at a bare minimum, let him find out himself instead of having like a thousand"}, {"start": 20245.36, "end": 20254.84, "text": " people go yeah actually like the next six hours are going to suck I'm putting"}, {"start": 20254.84, "end": 20261.72, "text": " chubly's mental health in your hands"}, {"start": 20261.72, "end": 20273.52, "text": " Average NL counter strike gameplay."}, {"start": 20273.52, "end": 20276.52, "text": " Tutorial!"}, {"start": 20276.52, "end": 20279.52, "text": " Tutorial?"}, {"start": 20279.52, "end": 20301.52, "text": " here's the alien out bro let me out of him"}, {"start": 20301.52, "end": 20315.94, "text": " Oh shit, end of wall puzzle?"}, {"start": 20315.94, "end": 20324.64, "text": " This is like the final boss of puzzles."}, {"start": 20324.64, "end": 20337.84, "text": " Oh my f**k man."}, {"start": 20337.84, "end": 20347.84, "text": " Oh so he can step on the glass."}, {"start": 20347.84, "end": 20360.84, "text": " Yeah, do your roar, do the roar, do the roar!"}, {"start": 20360.84, "end": 20368.84, "text": " I know they're all in the roars when it's very angry."}, {"start": 20368.84, "end": 20376.84, "text": " Okay, bro, what did I just power up, does anybody even know?"}, {"start": 20376.84, "end": 20385.0, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 20385.0, "end": 20388.0, "text": " Still out of power?"}, {"start": 20388.0, "end": 20398.920000000002, "text": " Don't really know what you're asking me to do."}, {"start": 20398.920000000002, "end": 20401.08, "text": " Junction, nothing, nothing."}, {"start": 20401.08, "end": 20404.08, "text": " Junction, okay."}, {"start": 20404.08, "end": 20418.24, "text": " is good. Oh shit, almost got me to walk on broken glass. I did want to ask without putting"}, {"start": 20418.24, "end": 20423.320000000003, "text": " like a staggering amount of evil on them. I was talking to Kate, what the fuck happened"}, {"start": 20423.320000000003, "end": 20431.760000000002, "text": " to Quantik Dream, man? They came out with Detroit and like, at the time they were like"}, {"start": 20431.760000000002, "end": 20437.68, "text": " a really respected studio and even Detroit came out and a lot of people were like this is awesome"}, {"start": 20439.52, "end": 20446.160000000003, "text": " and I was like this is I'm not I'm not suggesting that my reaction to Detroit become human killed"}, {"start": 20446.160000000003, "end": 20451.68, "text": " quantic dream but there were still people like playing that game when it came out that were like"}, {"start": 20451.68, "end": 20457.52, "text": " this is revolutionizing the way that stories should be told in video games but then the shine"}, {"start": 20457.52, "end": 20461.3, "text": " came off the rose somehow and I did he just go in the hiding or something like"}, {"start": 20461.3, "end": 20463.96, "text": " what happened"}, {"start": 20469.56, "end": 20475.96, "text": " but I'm pretty sure that she came on like 2018 it's been almost 10 years man"}, {"start": 20475.96, "end": 20493.399999999998, "text": " Ain't no power getting in the damn thing man."}, {"start": 20493.399999999998, "end": 20505.44, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 20505.44, "end": 20510.32, "text": " At least they've mercifully not made us go through the hide-and-seek section here."}, {"start": 20510.32, "end": 20516.92, "text": " Isn't there another power junction way closer?"}, {"start": 20516.92, "end": 20520.92, "text": " I lost my fucking mind?"}, {"start": 20520.92, "end": 20523.92, "text": " It's under the stairs."}, {"start": 20523.92, "end": 20530.92, "text": " Motherfucker, man."}, {"start": 20530.920000000002, "end": 20543.08, "text": " you're a clone we're literally all made up of other people's genes bro don't"}, {"start": 20543.08, "end": 20549.04, "text": " overthink it I don't give a fuck if I'm a clone I'm alive"}, {"start": 20560.920000000002, "end": 20573.920000000002, "text": " is that good that seems good what the fuck we opened all doors okay we all"}, {"start": 20573.920000000002, "end": 20579.960000000003, "text": " Go through where again okay up there"}, {"start": 20590.72, "end": 20593.320000000003, "text": " They teleport Rafaela in front of you"}, {"start": 20599.36, "end": 20601.36, "text": " Like what are we doing"}, {"start": 20603.920000000002, "end": 20612.920000000002, "text": " They teleport the dude in front of you."}, {"start": 20612.920000000002, "end": 20620.920000000002, "text": " It's another TP spot, be careful."}, {"start": 20620.920000000002, "end": 20621.920000000002, "text": " Didn't I..."}, {"start": 20621.920000000002, "end": 20627.920000000002, "text": " Didn't fucking override the door, man?"}, {"start": 20627.920000000002, "end": 20631.920000000002, "text": " Oh, we got a..."}, {"start": 20631.920000000002, "end": 20635.920000000002, "text": " All door function overridden. Door now able to be overridden."}, {"start": 20650.920000000002, "end": 20654.920000000002, "text": " I mean, it's fucked up in here too. Move through the infested deck."}, {"start": 20654.920000000002, "end": 20663.2, "text": " If his room looks like this, don't sleep with him, okay?"}, {"start": 20663.2, "end": 20668.34, "text": " Make me a promise."}, {"start": 20668.34, "end": 20672.440000000002, "text": " And don't clean it up for him."}, {"start": 20672.44, "end": 20674.44, "text": " Kim develops some self-respect."}, {"start": 20689.879999999997, "end": 20691.96, "text": " Fucking old W haunted house."}, {"start": 20696.68, "end": 20701.719999999998, "text": " No man, no. No, no, no, I'm not. Are you crazy?"}, {"start": 20702.44, "end": 20712.239999999998, "text": " over here now you won't get whacked"}, {"start": 20712.24, "end": 20719.24, "text": " No, I guess we'll be going that way."}, {"start": 20719.24, "end": 20736.24, "text": " No, he did not say how I like."}, {"start": 20736.24, "end": 20739.120000000003, "text": " most extreme German reaction."}, {"start": 20739.120000000003, "end": 20747.16, "text": " Did you see a Minecraft creeper in the smoke?"}, {"start": 20747.16, "end": 20750.320000000003, "text": " I saw a Minecraft creeper in the smoke when I was mashing the A-Bud."}, {"start": 20766.24, "end": 20770.780000000002, "text": " Wait, they've broken the scanner. I'm not a fucking alien"}, {"start": 20771.72, "end": 20775.08, "text": " We should keep going who can who gives a shit man at all"}, {"start": 20776.320000000003, "end": 20779.940000000002, "text": " Again, the aliens just fucking chase you and eat you"}, {"start": 20788.16, "end": 20791.260000000002, "text": " They make no effort to appear human"}, {"start": 20796.24, "end": 20798.24, "text": " Hello, Gung."}, {"start": 20798.24, "end": 20800.24, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 20800.24, "end": 20802.24, "text": " We have received a message from Earth."}, {"start": 20802.24, "end": 20804.24, "text": " Would you like to hear it?"}, {"start": 20804.24, "end": 20806.24, "text": " Play the message."}, {"start": 20806.24, "end": 20808.24, "text": " It's a new ABGN video."}, {"start": 20808.24, "end": 20810.24, "text": " As you wish."}, {"start": 20810.24, "end": 20812.24, "text": " I know this will be difficult to hear,"}, {"start": 20812.24, "end": 20814.24, "text": " but if you're still out there,"}, {"start": 20814.24, "end": 20816.24, "text": " you deserve the truth."}, {"start": 20816.24, "end": 20818.24, "text": " The government knows what's on that planet."}, {"start": 20818.24, "end": 20820.24, "text": " They've known since Caracters"}, {"start": 20820.24, "end": 20822.24, "text": " beamed back its first report"}, {"start": 20822.24, "end": 20824.24, "text": " that the government has been"}, {"start": 20824.24, "end": 20826.68, "text": " It seemed like its first report,"}, {"start": 20826.68, "end": 20828.88, "text": " which is to keep the life on the secret,"}, {"start": 20828.88, "end": 20831.72, "text": " scrubbed the survey report clean,"}, {"start": 20831.72, "end": 20833.84, "text": " told Corinth to carry on his plan."}, {"start": 20835.04, "end": 20836.800000000003, "text": " Isley designed her ships."}, {"start": 20836.800000000003, "end": 20838.4, "text": " We all went through training,"}, {"start": 20839.4, "end": 20842.08, "text": " but 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done."}, {"start": 20938.28, "end": 20947.52, "text": " I was right not to trust you so you're like us you're a clone too of course my"}, {"start": 20947.52, "end": 20951.6, "text": " original self would never have risked his life out here yeah but why would you"}, {"start": 20951.6, "end": 20958.28, "text": " send a clone of yourself but you could just send anyone I owe you some answers"}, {"start": 20958.28, "end": 20965.16, "text": " or nobody yeah why why did you join the mission why the hell did you join up to"}, {"start": 20965.16, "end": 20970.92, "text": " this somebody on board had to carry out instructions from earth somebody I could trust"}, {"start": 20973.079999999998, "end": 20982.84, "text": " so you're acting dumb all this time what can I say I'm a good liar now you have the truth"}, {"start": 20983.72, "end": 20991.96, "text": " warts and all the question is what are you going to do about it play the rest of the tape"}, {"start": 20991.96, "end": 21001.48, "text": " You're still calling it a tape, huh?"}, {"start": 21001.48, "end": 21002.48, "text": " That's interesting."}, {"start": 21002.48, "end": 21007.2, "text": " I mean, this is many centuries I'm assuming in the future."}, {"start": 21007.2, "end": 21009.559999999998, "text": " Dude, we should."}, {"start": 21009.559999999998, "end": 21010.559999999998, "text": " 1v1."}, {"start": 21010.559999999998, "end": 21011.559999999998, "text": " 1v1 in basketball."}, {"start": 21011.559999999998, "end": 21018.719999999998, "text": " Winner gets the ship."}, {"start": 21018.719999999998, "end": 21021.16, "text": " I accept our ship."}, {"start": 21021.16, "end": 21026.96, "text": " send in it. I accept that he sent himself because you can only trust yourself. Of all"}, {"start": 21026.96, "end": 21031.04, "text": " the problems I might have with the game, I think that twist is not crazy."}, {"start": 21031.04, "end": 21035.12, "text": " Sweet dreams everyone. See you in four years."}, {"start": 21035.12, "end": 21040.64, "text": " I feel for you man. Just a few hours sleep and then you guys are up for four years. Try"}, {"start": 21040.64, "end": 21046.32, "text": " not to kill each other. We all have a vital part to play on this ship. I'm grateful to"}, {"start": 21046.32, "end": 21050.64, "text": " be here with every one of you. It's an honor sir."}, {"start": 21050.64, "end": 21052.64, "text": " See you on the other side."}, {"start": 21056.64, "end": 21058.64, "text": " It is so good."}, {"start": 21058.64, "end": 21082.12, "text": " Wouldn't it be better to only send clones that know the truth?"}, {"start": 21082.12, "end": 21088.6, "text": " I don't- I mean, I guess they're studying how human beings react to first contact."}, {"start": 21088.600000000002, "end": 21093.600000000002, "text": " So they want like unfiltered reaction."}, {"start": 21097.600000000002, "end": 21106.600000000002, "text": " But like, I mean to me it doesn't seem like you need to build like billions of dollars in spaceships and then just keep crashing them into the planet."}, {"start": 21111.600000000002, "end": 21112.600000000002, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 21112.600000000002, "end": 21120.24, "text": " I was going to say something, I was going to say, couldn't you just send prisoners?"}, {"start": 21120.24, "end": 21125.760000000002, "text": " Could you just launch like one ship with like a lot of prisoners on it and crash that ship"}, {"start": 21125.760000000002, "end": 21128.760000000002, "text": " on the plane?"}, {"start": 21128.760000000002, "end": 21132.2, "text": " They're saying cut his mic."}, {"start": 21132.2, "end": 21139.72, "text": " Only the people that we 100% know did irredeemable crimes without a shadow of a doubt."}, {"start": 21139.72, "end": 21141.72, "text": " He was right there"}, {"start": 21145.48, "end": 21147.48, "text": " I'm just disappointed"}, {"start": 21149.2, "end": 21151.2, "text": " You'll get another chance"}, {"start": 21151.52, "end": 21157.54, "text": " They shouldn't have shoplifted if they didn't want to be cloned and then crash landed on an exoplanet with a"}, {"start": 21158.2, "end": 21160.2, "text": " Lifeform we've never experienced before"}, {"start": 21160.800000000003, "end": 21162.800000000003, "text": " God knows how long"}, {"start": 21163.84, "end": 21165.84, "text": " Who knows what state will be in there"}, {"start": 21165.84, "end": 21179.36, "text": " If what's out there is as bad as they think, it's safer to be here."}, {"start": 21179.36, "end": 21181.16, "text": " Why couldn't it be simple?"}, {"start": 21181.16, "end": 21182.16, "text": " No, why?"}, {"start": 21182.16, "end": 21184.16, "text": " Why couldn't it be simple?"}, {"start": 21184.16, "end": 21186.64, "text": " The real crew and the real mission."}, {"start": 21186.64, "end": 21190.48, "text": " This is what the real mission was destined to be."}, {"start": 21190.48, "end": 21192.48, "text": " We just didn't know it until now."}, {"start": 21192.48, "end": 21194.48, "text": " Don't you think that's awful?"}, {"start": 21194.48, "end": 21206.48, "text": " What are all the other versions of me?"}, {"start": 21206.48, "end": 21209.92, "text": " You know yourself, and they will too"}, {"start": 21213.76, "end": 21215.76, "text": " You're"}, {"start": 21216.72, "end": 21219.16, "text": " I'm just not sure I'm making the right choice"}, {"start": 21221.399999999998, "end": 21223.399999999998, "text": " No matter what you choose"}, {"start": 21225.239999999998, "end": 21227.239999999998, "text": " I respect it"}, {"start": 21229.64, "end": 21231.64, "text": " I mean you could never let me down"}, {"start": 21233.239999999998, "end": 21235.239999999998, "text": " Never"}, {"start": 21236.48, "end": 21242.96, "text": " Well, I knew the curfew had been pushed up by two hours, but rest assured, live coverage"}, {"start": 21242.96, "end": 21243.96, "text": " will be taken."}, {"start": 21243.96, "end": 21246.68, "text": " Tom Bergeron asks, sounds like someone's about to get hidden in nuts on America's funniest"}, {"start": 21246.68, "end": 21247.68, "text": " home videos."}, {"start": 21247.68, "end": 21248.68, "text": " Live from the comfort of your own home."}, {"start": 21248.68, "end": 21249.68, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 21249.68, "end": 21250.68, "text": " Make a wish."}, {"start": 21250.68, "end": 21251.68, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 21251.68, "end": 21257.68, "text": " Make a wish."}, {"start": 21280.68, "end": 21282.68, "text": " Doesn't it?"}, {"start": 21288.68, "end": 21290.68, "text": " We've just received your warning."}, {"start": 21292.68, "end": 21294.68, "text": " It was always a one-way trip."}, {"start": 21294.68, "end": 21298.68, "text": " But your bravery is outstanding."}, {"start": 21298.68, "end": 21300.68, "text": " You've passed the test."}, {"start": 21300.68, "end": 21306.68, "text": " Now, unfortunately, it matters very little."}, {"start": 21306.68, "end": 21308.68, "text": " What kind of a story?"}, {"start": 21308.68, "end": 21315.68, "text": " It's for the right reasons. Mars is frozen, Earth is dying. We need to win this war."}, {"start": 21315.68, "end": 21328.68, "text": " But if you're hearing this, I want you to know that it's been for something. It was all worth it."}, {"start": 21328.68, "end": 21333.68, "text": " Now we know that it's organic."}, {"start": 21333.68, "end": 21337.68, "text": " In transmission."}, {"start": 21337.68, "end": 21341.28, "text": " Now we know that it's organic and it replicates out of an alarming page"}, {"start": 21346.84, "end": 21353.48, "text": " So yes, we know how humans react when a fucking cat when an alien tries to attack them"}, {"start": 21353.68, "end": 21357.5, "text": " When an alien stabs you in the stomach and disembowels you you died"}, {"start": 21357.5, "end": 21363.5, "text": " I do so. There are protocols in place that I can deploy to ease your distress."}, {"start": 21365.5, "end": 21366.5, "text": " What protocols?"}, {"start": 21366.5, "end": 21370.5, "text": " I am authorized to assist with safe self-termination if you desire."}, {"start": 21370.5, "end": 21372.5, "text": " Oh no, it's Health Canada's AI agents!"}, {"start": 21372.5, "end": 21373.5, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21373.5, "end": 21374.5, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21374.5, "end": 21380.5, "text": " What do you know about pain? You mean there's no way out of this."}, {"start": 21380.5, "end": 21385.5, "text": " Escape from the cycle is impossible. I'm sorry."}, {"start": 21387.5, "end": 21390.5, "text": " I don't know, I think..."}, {"start": 21390.5, "end": 21391.5, "text": " Why not send?"}, {"start": 21391.5, "end": 21393.5, "text": " They did send real people."}, {"start": 21393.5, "end": 21395.5, "text": " They sent real clones."}, {"start": 21395.5, "end": 21397.5, "text": " That's what I'm saying!"}, {"start": 21397.5, "end": 21399.5, "text": " It is more controllable this way."}, {"start": 21399.5, "end": 21403.5, "text": " The risk to unique organic human life is lower."}, {"start": 21403.5, "end": 21407.5, "text": " I apologize if this seems human."}, {"start": 21407.5, "end": 21409.5, "text": " So many souls."}, {"start": 21409.5, "end": 21413.5, "text": " So many different versions of me."}, {"start": 21413.5, "end": 21416.5, "text": " All trying to get back to one person."}, {"start": 21416.5, "end": 21418.5, "text": " We are one and the same"}, {"start": 21419.14, "end": 21423.22, "text": " I am still me and I will find my way to Mikhail"}, {"start": 21425.22, "end": 21427.22, "text": " I'm still with King."}, {"start": 21427.66, "end": 21429.66, "text": " It's over"}, {"start": 21429.66, "end": 21431.66, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 21441.18, "end": 21443.18, "text": " I saw it."}, {"start": 21443.18, "end": 21446.18, "text": " Clear as day."}, {"start": 21446.18, "end": 21449.18, "text": " This mold and one cast your peer on this planet."}, {"start": 21454.18, "end": 21456.18, "text": " Dental plan."}, {"start": 21459.66, "end": 21461.66, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 21461.66, "end": 21464.66, "text": " How are you supposed to escape?"}, {"start": 21464.66, "end": 21467.66, "text": " How can it be true?"}, {"start": 21467.66, "end": 21470.66, "text": " It doesn't make any sense."}, {"start": 21473.66, "end": 21476.66, "text": " If I forget..."}, {"start": 21477.66, "end": 21479.66, "text": " when you started..."}, {"start": 21483.66, "end": 21486.66, "text": " Did anyone gonna get that alarm?"}, {"start": 21489.66, "end": 21491.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21495.5, "end": 21499.94, "text": " What are you doing in this situation you find out you're a clone you sent on a one-way mission to die on an exo planet"}, {"start": 21507.18, "end": 21512.06, "text": " Probably watch some movies. I mean like I'm still thinking of feeding me to the plants when I die"}, {"start": 21512.06, "end": 21514.76, "text": " I think I would definitely accept death. I don't think I'm finding her way out"}, {"start": 21515.3, "end": 21519.1, "text": " But probably try to hang on for a minute and have souls watch a couple movies"}, {"start": 21519.66, "end": 21525.26, "text": " Probably not oh, I know as if there's a real Mitchell out there you agree to this play the spires"}, {"start": 21525.9, "end": 21529.28, "text": " I appreciate that. Thank you. I appreciate that"}, {"start": 21532.86, "end": 21536.22, "text": " Maybe I finally watch spider-verse yeah, it'd be man"}, {"start": 21538.38, "end": 21541.54, "text": " Probably play through the game again try to get deathless you see that"}, {"start": 21543.74, "end": 21545.74, "text": " It's got a good booster, right"}, {"start": 21545.74, "end": 21562.54, "text": " the starlink bro what the booster ring yeah that's what we're looking at it's"}, {"start": 21562.54, "end": 21570.06, "text": " got air emergency supplies okay Hawking problem is we need a spaceship to get"}, {"start": 21570.06, "end": 21580.06, "text": " They didn't get... they were already in the air when the Stephen Hawking news dropped."}, {"start": 21580.06, "end": 21583.06, "text": " They don't believe that."}, {"start": 21583.06, "end": 21591.06, "text": " They were like, ah, we've taken off from Earth."}, {"start": 21591.06, "end": 21594.06, "text": " I've got my two most prized possessions."}, {"start": 21594.06, "end": 21599.34, "text": " A brief history of time by Stephen Hawking and the collected works of Kevin Spacey."}, {"start": 21611.82, "end": 21612.38, "text": " You're a tool."}, {"start": 21624.06, "end": 21628.06, "text": " I'm staying here to fulfill my destiny."}, {"start": 21630.460000000003, "end": 21633.58, "text": " Fuck you! Oh yeah! You're coming with me!"}, {"start": 21634.22, "end": 21639.420000000002, "text": " No way man. You're coming with me, even if I have to drag you back to Earth."}, {"start": 21639.58, "end": 21641.66, "text": " Why? What good am I to-"}, {"start": 21641.66, "end": 21642.7, "text": " I don't know if I'll control you."}, {"start": 21642.7, "end": 21648.140000000003, "text": " If you get through this, I'll need your testimony. People out there need to know the truth."}, {"start": 21648.7, "end": 21651.18, "text": " And if I refuse to play ball?"}, {"start": 21651.74, "end": 21652.940000000002, "text": " What have you got to lose?"}, {"start": 21652.94, "end": 21654.94, "text": " We got the isopam on tap, bro."}, {"start": 21654.94, "end": 21656.94, "text": " The entire survival of the human race."}, {"start": 21656.94, "end": 21659.94, "text": " You're already playing ball, Mr. Williams."}, {"start": 21659.94, "end": 21663.94, "text": " And the game isn't over until the final whistle."}, {"start": 21663.94, "end": 21665.94, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 21667.94, "end": 21669.94, "text": " Unless..."}, {"start": 21669.94, "end": 21671.94, "text": " it gets rained out,"}, {"start": 21671.94, "end": 21675.94, "text": " or someone suffers a medical emergency,"}, {"start": 21675.94, "end": 21677.94, "text": " and thus they delay the game"}, {"start": 21677.94, "end": 21679.94, "text": " out of a sense of decorum."}, {"start": 21679.94, "end": 21683.1, "text": " Which it doesn't happen that often but has happened a couple times"}, {"start": 21694.5, "end": 21696.5, "text": " Why do we even have a computer man"}, {"start": 21700.739999999998, "end": 21705.82, "text": " The only way to get fuel up here is to manually reroute it through the side stack then"}, {"start": 21705.82, "end": 21710.34, "text": " and pump it up from all the way down in bloody engineering."}, {"start": 21710.34, "end": 21711.239999999998, "text": " Fuck that shit, bro."}, {"start": 21711.239999999998, "end": 21712.88, "text": " Give me the maid."}, {"start": 21712.88, "end": 21714.88, "text": " I'm going to go down there and get this done."}, {"start": 21719.14, "end": 21721.26, "text": " I'm not having a cold moment."}, {"start": 21721.26, "end": 21721.76, "text": " Louder!"}, {"start": 21725.82, "end": 21728.22, "text": " It's crazy to have this as a day-new mod,"}, {"start": 21728.22, "end": 21732.14, "text": " just because, like, you don't really give a fuck"}, {"start": 21732.14, "end": 21733.42, "text": " whether you live or die."}, {"start": 21733.420000000002, "end": 21741.820000000003, "text": " Not because they're clones, but just because like there's like a 99.9% chance they're gonna"}, {"start": 21741.820000000003, "end": 21742.820000000003, "text": " die anyway."}, {"start": 21742.820000000003, "end": 21747.260000000002, "text": " So like, where's the tension?"}, {"start": 21747.260000000002, "end": 21748.760000000002, "text": " Unknown substance detected?"}, {"start": 21748.760000000002, "end": 21752.86, "text": " Yeah, like, yeah, man, I know."}, {"start": 21752.86, "end": 21753.86, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 21753.86, "end": 21778.3, "text": " We're not going anywhere till this is unblocked here."}, {"start": 21778.3, "end": 21779.9, "text": " That's where we need to go."}, {"start": 21779.9, "end": 21780.4, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 21793.9, "end": 21796.7, "text": " You could have come down with just like a second ago, right?"}, {"start": 21809.9, "end": 21827.18, "text": " You must sneak past the life form bro that might be the real one for all I know"}, {"start": 21839.9, "end": 21845.9, "text": " Deck 2 locker room, crew lounge."}, {"start": 21845.9, "end": 21848.9, "text": " I don't know about all that."}, {"start": 21848.9, "end": 21850.9, "text": " Well, I can't even get in there, can I?"}, {"start": 21857.9, "end": 21860.9, "text": " I'll send it to the Deck 2 locker room then."}, {"start": 21862.9, "end": 21865.9, "text": " We'll be abating the life form at all costs."}, {"start": 21869.9, "end": 21881.780000000002, "text": " Fuck, it passed me a cold one."}, {"start": 21881.780000000002, "end": 21885.460000000003, "text": " I'd have a non-alcoholic kind of can zero in this situation."}, {"start": 21885.46, "end": 21887.46, "text": " 100% man, 100%"}, {"start": 21899.94, "end": 21902.14, "text": " So we're just I guess this is just a room where you're high"}, {"start": 21906.3, "end": 21910.96, "text": " Can you rank something you give me something to rank I'd be happy to rank it"}, {"start": 21915.46, "end": 21917.46, "text": " Who the hell am I?"}, {"start": 21924.66, "end": 21926.66, "text": " Types of dinosaurs?"}, {"start": 21928.14, "end": 21930.14, "text": " That's tough, man."}, {"start": 21931.46, "end": 21934.78, "text": " I always liked the tall ones, the salad eaters,"}, {"start": 21934.78, "end": 21937.739999999998, "text": " brachiosaurus, argentinosaurus, stuff like that."}, {"start": 21938.62, "end": 21943.14, "text": " Nothing against a T-Rex or a Carnotaurus or something like that, but I like the"}, {"start": 21943.14, "end": 21947.14, "text": " The nonviolent ones with the long neck."}, {"start": 21947.14, "end": 21949.14, "text": " Yeah, the sauropods, exactly."}, {"start": 21966.14, "end": 21970.14, "text": " I mean, it's going to be crazy if we could just walk to that door after everything we've 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She has misophonia!"}, {"start": 21999.14, "end": 22001.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 22008.62, "end": 22011.42, "text": " We don't have time for this let's keep going"}, {"start": 22016.34, "end": 22018.34, "text": " No shot bro"}, {"start": 22029.14, "end": 22034.14, "text": " Who's this fellow? Who's this playboy?"}, {"start": 22040.14, "end": 22044.14, "text": " He's gonna turn around and have like half a face or something like that?"}, {"start": 22049.14, "end": 22052.14, "text": " Wait, Spider-Man music!"}, {"start": 22053.14, "end": 22055.14, "text": " He's beating me shit!"}, {"start": 22059.14, "end": 22076.3, "text": " I did everything right oh no I did everything right yes yes and then they"}, {"start": 22076.3, "end": 22078.3, "text": " And I didn't mean"}, {"start": 22085.98, "end": 22087.98, "text": " It's not the real"}, {"start": 22091.62, "end": 22093.94, "text": " That's better in a Koopa man, that's Bowser"}, {"start": 22106.3, "end": 22111.3, "text": " Hunter's screams."}, {"start": 22127.3, "end": 22131.3, "text": " That's a thing you could just kind of like slice right through the back of her."}, {"start": 22131.3, "end": 22141.219999999998, "text": " That sneak past the life form feeling when the life form come out sizzling man here we"}, {"start": 22141.219999999998, "end": 22142.219999999998, "text": " go."}, {"start": 22142.219999999998, "end": 22145.219999999998, "text": " Alright quick, check your messages real quick."}, {"start": 22145.219999999998, "end": 22149.219999999998, "text": " I don't know if we find anything."}, {"start": 22149.219999999998, "end": 22150.219999999998, "text": " How about new Anders?"}, {"start": 22150.219999999998, "end": 22151.219999999998, "text": " Hey question."}, {"start": 22151.219999999998, "end": 22155.579999999998, "text": " Do you think there's anything we should have done differently this mission?"}, {"start": 22155.579999999998, "end": 22157.94, "text": " Oh many things."}, {"start": 22157.94, "end": 22171.62, "text": " many to list here. I'll be thinking on this mission for a long, long time. She doesn't"}, {"start": 22171.62, "end": 22173.62, "text": " I don't know if she's a damn alien, man."}, {"start": 22175.219999999998, "end": 22177.219999999998, "text": " Not bad, y'all."}, {"start": 22177.219999999998, "end": 22179.219999999998, "text": " Or whatever."}, {"start": 22179.219999999998, "end": 22181.219999999998, "text": " Or not."}, {"start": 22195.219999999998, "end": 22197.219999999998, "text": " Bro has 50 eyes."}, {"start": 22201.62, "end": 22220.1, "text": " I always think about what must go through like an ant's head when it sees a human being."}, {"start": 22220.1, "end": 22227.539999999997, "text": " Given its position relative to the average fellow, like I don't know if they can perceive"}, {"start": 22227.54, "end": 22232.74, "text": " us that well? But can you imagine you're just like minding your own business and"}, {"start": 22232.74, "end": 22237.02, "text": " then all of a sudden something that's literally like 10,000 times bigger than"}, {"start": 22237.02, "end": 22241.34, "text": " you comes into your POV?"}, {"start": 22243.420000000002, "end": 22250.780000000002, "text": " Freaking the fuck out man. Your mom? I don't even want to talk about the fact that"}, {"start": 22250.780000000002, "end": 22254.06, "text": " this needs a power cell, man."}, {"start": 22257.54, "end": 22265.98, "text": " I always wonder what's going through a spider's mind when it comes into my bathroom and it's"}, {"start": 22265.98, "end": 22270.100000000002, "text": " like oh shit look at all this huge shit in the bathroom."}, {"start": 22270.100000000002, "end": 22277.22, "text": " Whoa what a weird tree filled with water and an even stranger tree that water comes out"}, {"start": 22277.22, "end": 22279.86, "text": " of."}, {"start": 22279.86, "end": 22286.66, "text": " And then all of a sudden like I'm in the bathroom and it goes whoa!"}, {"start": 22286.66, "end": 22292.74, "text": " the hell is that that's that that tree is moving"}, {"start": 22300.9, "end": 22309.54, "text": " who fucking knows man this true water does come out of that tree too"}, {"start": 22316.66, "end": 22326.66, "text": " Spiders don't speak English. Spiders speak the native language or wherever they were born."}, {"start": 22326.66, "end": 22329.66, "text": " So, spiders in Canada speak English or French."}, {"start": 22329.66, "end": 22353.88, "text": " Yeah, that's a while, I guess I'm going to be going through here then, never mind"}, {"start": 22353.88, "end": 22361.56, "text": " I guess I'll just be going in there for a second to get him to break like you can only"}, {"start": 22361.56, "end": 22367.0, "text": " play this game as a people that don't play video games but you have to know how scripting"}, {"start": 22367.0, "end": 22370.72, "text": " in a video game works in order to make progress."}, {"start": 22370.72, "end": 22384.4, "text": " Why wouldn't my mom know that you have to go into that room?"}, {"start": 22384.4, "end": 22388.920000000002, "text": " She fucking wouldn't, bro, until I told her."}, {"start": 22388.920000000002, "end": 22395.16, "text": " Deadass, I think it's the worst game they've made."}, {"start": 22395.16, "end": 22400.64, "text": " I think it's, without being hyperbolic, I actually think it's like"}, {"start": 22400.64, "end": 22408.16, "text": " order of magnitude worse than the last bad one they made. Like House of Ashes was good."}, {"start": 22410.559999999998, "end": 22414.0, "text": " Not just by their standards. Like I think that was one of the better,"}, {"start": 22414.8, "end": 22420.96, "text": " like narrative cinematic adventure games maybe that I've ever played."}, {"start": 22420.96, "end": 22431.68, "text": " Okay, Frank Stone, Frank Stone had some problems."}, {"start": 22431.68, "end": 22445.84, "text": " I don't recall doing as many door and switch puzzles, and then walk out like a boss."}, {"start": 22445.84, "end": 22449.84, "text": " The devil in me, at least, like I don't remember it being good, let's put it that way."}, {"start": 22449.84, "end": 22450.84, "text": " The core is good."}, {"start": 22450.84, "end": 22451.84, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 22451.84, "end": 22452.84, "text": " Three what?"}, {"start": 22452.84, "end": 22453.84, "text": " Maybe seven meters."}, {"start": 22453.84, "end": 22463.52, "text": " But I do at least remember it being like campy."}, {"start": 22463.52, "end": 22468.04, "text": " Like I play these games a little bit for like some campy kind of like slasher flick sort"}, {"start": 22468.04, "end": 22469.04, "text": " of like fun."}, {"start": 22469.04, "end": 22488.16, "text": " And this one, I'm not 100% sure man, although weirdly enough I do, I don't dislike the"}, {"start": 22488.16, "end": 22494.8, "text": " story beats they made of this one, it's just like the gameplay is just so crazy, it's so"}, {"start": 22494.8, "end": 22495.8, "text": " boring."}, {"start": 22495.8, "end": 22500.8, "text": " That's the thing."}, {"start": 22500.8, "end": 22517.719999999998, "text": " It's kind of mind-boggling how tedious the story or the game players in this turn the"}, {"start": 22517.72, "end": 22519.72, "text": " whole ship into the damn mess hall."}, {"start": 22527.72, "end": 22529.72, "text": " Sneak past the life form, huh?"}, {"start": 22534.72, "end": 22536.72, "text": " Did we blow it off?"}, {"start": 22543.72, "end": 22544.72, "text": " I ain't walking over the damn-"}, {"start": 22545.72, "end": 22546.72, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 22547.72, "end": 22560.920000000002, "text": " They took a short cut, they took a damn short cut."}, {"start": 22560.920000000002, "end": 22563.920000000002, "text": " That'll buy us some time."}, {"start": 22563.920000000002, "end": 22572.460000000003, "text": " We should have been doing this the whole time man!"}, {"start": 22572.460000000003, "end": 22582.420000000002, "text": " Nooo!"}, {"start": 22582.420000000002, "end": 22584.420000000002, "text": " Guess what!"}, {"start": 22584.420000000002, "end": 22590.04, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 22590.04, "end": 22602.24, "text": " Don't make me get another power cell in a room covered with broken glass, man."}, {"start": 22602.24, "end": 22618.64, "text": " Oh my god, this one's got like multiple doors that need power."}, {"start": 22618.64, "end": 22628.0, "text": " my seven power cells. We should play slender man. What's the best five nights at Freddy's?"}, {"start": 22635.68, "end": 22639.92, "text": " These look like the most primo seats on the airplane man. Not on the airplane but at the gate."}, {"start": 22641.76, "end": 22646.399999999998, "text": " They should just put a charger in every seat man. Why they got like one outlet?"}, {"start": 22646.4, "end": 22650.4, "text": " Everybody wants the charger."}, {"start": 22654.4, "end": 22656.4, "text": " Cost?"}, {"start": 22656.4, "end": 22659.4, "text": " Phone charger though!"}, {"start": 22660.4, "end": 22663.4, "text": " Ten bucks maybe?"}, {"start": 22668.4, "end": 22671.4, "text": " They're like watching the peons fight."}, {"start": 22671.4, "end": 22673.4, "text": " Too true."}, {"start": 22673.4, "end": 22676.640000000003, "text": " Powering door in a game like this. That's awesome to hear"}, {"start": 22678.640000000003, "end": 22684.640000000003, "text": " What's yeti saying they've been telling me to stop the stream for like at least 20 minutes"}, {"start": 22687.120000000003, "end": 22694.72, "text": " And as usual like I take it under advisement and I and I persevere of my own accord"}, {"start": 22703.4, "end": 22707.56, "text": " It's still live."}, {"start": 22707.56, "end": 22711.04, "text": " It ends today."}, {"start": 22711.04, "end": 22714.800000000003, "text": " We cannot let this stretch for another day."}, {"start": 22714.800000000003, "end": 22720.72, "text": " It's also great advice if you're doing a school assignment that you don't like."}, {"start": 22720.72, "end": 22725.4, "text": " Finish the school assignment as quickly as possible."}, {"start": 22725.4, "end": 22730.32, "text": " It's kind of like a middle schooler's idea of how school works because once you get really"}, {"start": 22730.32, "end": 22734.72, "text": " high up you gotta it can take like months to actually finish the project or whatever but like"}, {"start": 22734.72, "end": 22739.76, "text": " if we're talking about like a paper or some shit just do it man don't do half of it and then go"}, {"start": 22739.76, "end": 22744.16, "text": " I'll do the other half tomorrow then you're ruining two days just ruin one day instead"}, {"start": 22760.32, "end": 22771.48, "text": " well that was a good use of everybody's time so i mean like the game has been it's a it's"}, {"start": 22771.48, "end": 22782.82, "text": " gonna clock in at around like seven hours"}, {"start": 22782.82, "end": 22787.82, "text": " Almost all of it is just waiting for a motherfucker to move slightly out of the way."}, {"start": 22798.82, "end": 22800.82, "text": " Move, man."}, {"start": 22805.82, "end": 22807.82, "text": " At this point, I'll fucking risk it, dude."}, {"start": 22809.82, "end": 22811.82, "text": " God. Damn it!"}, {"start": 22812.82, "end": 22824.52, "text": " We're helping out the Dan refugees."}, {"start": 22824.52, "end": 22828.78, "text": " I will say, I know that the Always On Channel is programmed by one of the Dan chatters."}, {"start": 22828.78, "end": 22834.5, "text": " It was a nefarious ass move to put on the itinerary a bunch of dang packs."}, {"start": 22834.5, "end": 22838.62, "text": " You're really on the, like I was in the Always On Channel before my ride this morning because"}, {"start": 22838.62, "end": 22844.68, "text": " is the only person that I have live at like 5.30 in the morning. People were in the chat"}, {"start": 22844.68, "end": 22851.719999999998, "text": " like, pogging up over somebody getting a good drop in a dang pack from a VOD that happened"}, {"start": 22851.719999999998, "end": 22860.2, "text": " like four years ago or something like that. Like, bring back the battle toads, man. Don't"}, {"start": 22860.2, "end": 22865.44, "text": " immediately walk backwards. Okay, you know what? Maybe I got to power up that beast right"}, {"start": 22865.44, "end": 22867.44, "text": " There"}, {"start": 22873.44, "end": 22875.44, "text": " What"}, {"start": 22888.719999999998, "end": 22890.719999999998, "text": " You made it closer y'all"}, {"start": 22895.44, "end": 22915.0, "text": " whatever man just eat me at this point no I'm not back to the door"}, {"start": 22915.0, "end": 22941.0, "text": " I'm making a break for it."}, {"start": 22941.0, "end": 22948.0, "text": " We out here."}, {"start": 22955.0, "end": 22958.0, "text": " I didn't know."}, {"start": 22958.0, "end": 22965.0, "text": " Yeah, I'll press that. I'm pressing that button any day of the week."}, {"start": 22965.0, "end": 22979.24, "text": " The way that whatever they're doing with the messages here is so crazy, Brianna, do you"}, {"start": 22979.24, "end": 22981.6, "text": " remember me?"}, {"start": 22981.600000000002, "end": 23010.840000000004, "text": " Blocked and reported, but you know, I know, I can smell here, classified orders, oh,"}, {"start": 23010.84, "end": 23014.4, "text": " A new control agent has been manufactured on board your vessel."}, {"start": 23014.4, "end": 23016.12, "text": " It's marked in the inventory."}, {"start": 23016.12, "end": 23017.12, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 23022.920000000002, "end": 23024.0, "text": " The control agent."}, {"start": 23024.0, "end": 23025.6, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 23025.6, "end": 23029.4, "text": " That's need to know, I'm afraid."}, {"start": 23029.4, "end": 23030.8, "text": " I've marked it on your map."}, {"start": 23030.8, "end": 23032.8, "text": " It's just a measure I was instructed to put in place"}, {"start": 23032.8, "end": 23034.2, "text": " in an attempt to get an advantage over the life form."}, {"start": 23034.2, "end": 23036.4, "text": " Just a test, a trial run for Cycles to continue."}, {"start": 23040.84, "end": 23055.68, "text": " It's been almost 20 seconds since I've played the game life form bro."}, {"start": 23055.68, "end": 23067.88, "text": " Oh, this again, huh?"}, {"start": 23067.88, "end": 23080.96, "text": " You did it, Joe."}, {"start": 23080.96, "end": 23087.96, "text": " Thanks for your help, Gooper."}, {"start": 23087.96, "end": 23101.64, "text": " Okay, fucking, be a little bit more clandestine, bro."}, {"start": 23101.64, "end": 23103.64, "text": " There's live forms around."}, {"start": 23129.32, "end": 23131.32, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 23131.32, "end": 23133.32, "text": " I'm just sprinting."}, {"start": 23133.32, "end": 23137.32, "text": " There was a red no-power indicator."}, {"start": 23137.32, "end": 23140.32, "text": " Just a second ago, there was a red no-power indicator."}, {"start": 23140.32, "end": 23141.32, "text": " Did you see that?"}, {"start": 23141.32, "end": 23143.32, "text": " Oh, shit. I'm not going."}, {"start": 23143.32, "end": 23145.32, "text": " Let's just move on, man."}, {"start": 23148.32, "end": 23149.32, "text": " Let me out."}, {"start": 23152.32, "end": 23153.32, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 23156.32, "end": 23157.32, "text": " Alright, lead the way."}, {"start": 23161.32, "end": 23169.84, "text": " what's going on man oh you just got a you need me you said come on but you need"}, {"start": 23169.84, "end": 23173.44, "text": " me to lead the way I understand"}, {"start": 23179.72, "end": 23187.1, "text": " you're not gonna believe this Cooper but I know you play test right"}, {"start": 23187.100000000002, "end": 23192.940000000002, "text": " presumably. I literally hit a fast stop by the way. I literally don't even do it."}, {"start": 23195.9, "end": 23198.7, "text": " Oh, I'm glad I didn't know that, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 23202.22, "end": 23203.260000000002, "text": " Surely at some point,"}, {"start": 23206.54, "end": 23208.7, "text": " somebody said the door, the door is,"}, {"start": 23211.02, "end": 23215.500000000004, "text": " the door puzzles are a little much. You wouldn't lose anything by taking out"}, {"start": 23215.5, "end": 23217.5, "text": " like a half the door puzzles."}, {"start": 23228.5, "end": 23230.5, "text": " She's just gonna squeeze right by it."}, {"start": 23236.5, "end": 23238.5, "text": " Okay, that one took a lot out of me."}, {"start": 23245.5, "end": 23252.5, "text": " I tried to spawn jab."}, {"start": 23252.5, "end": 23265.5, "text": " Oh, sorry, you did it."}, {"start": 23265.5, "end": 23274.5, "text": " It is ironic they sent a bunch of clones to then cover a life form that can clone them."}, {"start": 23274.5, "end": 23281.5, "text": " There's a certain poetry there, like in Rhymes."}, {"start": 23304.5, "end": 23312.5, "text": " You think even for a second you would think this is fun?"}, {"start": 23312.5, "end": 23316.5, "text": " Like it's the base case that it would be terrifying, obviously."}, {"start": 23316.5, "end": 23321.5, "text": " But you think after you were in it for like 10 minutes you'd be able to appreciate that"}, {"start": 23321.5, "end": 23324.5, "text": " like this is pretty unique."}, {"start": 23324.5, "end": 23327.5, "text": " Not too many other human beings are going to get to do this."}, {"start": 23327.5, "end": 23330.5, "text": " Like this is a one-on-one experience."}, {"start": 23330.5, "end": 23331.86, "text": " Uh, let's help her."}, {"start": 23331.86, "end": 23332.86, "text": " Probably the same."}, {"start": 23332.86, "end": 23341.34, "text": " Let me just say, by the way, I don't think you could judge someone, like, just based"}, {"start": 23341.34, "end": 23344.98, "text": " on the media they like or the decisions they make in a game like this, whether or not they're"}, {"start": 23344.98, "end": 23346.74, "text": " a bad person."}, {"start": 23346.74, "end": 23352.86, "text": " Imagine the kind of individual that is like, oh, shit, I gotta save myself."}, {"start": 23352.86, "end": 23359.2, "text": " They're like, I've got a..."}, {"start": 23359.2, "end": 23366.2, "text": " Oh, there's only one way that we can get out of here, man."}, {"start": 23366.2, "end": 23367.2, "text": " Red button pressers?"}, {"start": 23367.2, "end": 23368.2, "text": " Let's not do that."}, {"start": 23368.2, "end": 23375.600000000002, "text": " Do you know I'm a blue button presser because I'm in the PR industry?"}, {"start": 23375.600000000002, "end": 23379.48, "text": " If it came out that I pressed the red button, my life would be over anyway, so I'm further"}, {"start": 23379.48, "end": 23380.96, "text": " incentivized to press blue."}, {"start": 23380.96, "end": 23393.52, "text": " But I don't want to damn all the red buttons, that's crazy."}, {"start": 23393.52, "end": 23395.719999999998, "text": " It's interactive, y'all."}, {"start": 23395.719999999998, "end": 23399.12, "text": " It's an interactive video game."}, {"start": 23399.12, "end": 23410.52, "text": " Right click, space, at the same time."}, {"start": 23410.52, "end": 23412.52, "text": " Reactor overloading."}, {"start": 23412.52, "end": 23414.52, "text": " Reactor overloading."}, {"start": 23414.52, "end": 23416.52, "text": " I'm painting Malta in 10 minutes."}, {"start": 23416.52, "end": 23420.52, "text": " She's very like California in the body."}, {"start": 23430.52, "end": 23432.52, "text": " She is pissed."}, {"start": 23432.52, "end": 23436.52, "text": " Well I guess you're gonna fucking kill me huh?"}, {"start": 23440.52, "end": 23456.68, "text": " And then the fellas then we got to handle the fellas"}, {"start": 23456.68, "end": 23486.02, "text": " Oh, maybe not."}, {"start": 23486.02, "end": 23503.78, "text": " an understatement. Yeah man. You gotta let him in."}, {"start": 23516.02, "end": 23519.02, "text": " Yeah man, I'm gonna save you."}, {"start": 23530.02, "end": 23532.02, "text": " Okay, that's..."}, {"start": 23536.02, "end": 23544.02, "text": " I thought maybe there'd be some consequence. Maybe when he gets on the ship, it's gonna end with him being like, thanks for saving me."}, {"start": 23546.02, "end": 23560.100000000002, "text": " Let's not go in that way, man."}, {"start": 23560.100000000002, "end": 23568.7, "text": " I had to think about where Ash was on my keyboard."}, {"start": 23568.7, "end": 23573.7, "text": " Oh God!"}, {"start": 23573.7, "end": 23584.7, "text": " You don't check for a bottle."}, {"start": 23584.7, "end": 23592.7, "text": " This is the hardest one to press."}, {"start": 23592.7, "end": 23615.74, "text": " you promise this is classic until dawn lock-ins at your home one mistake here"}, {"start": 23615.74, "end": 23632.420000000002, "text": " in their toast. But if you get them all, you get a trophy. If you miss one, if you miss"}, {"start": 23632.420000000002, "end": 23637.260000000002, "text": " one, you might get eaten. You may be getting eaten. Did they just not expect Mitchell to"}, {"start": 23637.260000000002, "end": 23640.7, "text": " be like a lie to this point in the game"}, {"start": 23646.9, "end": 23650.54, "text": " what happened to my Mitchell bro"}, {"start": 23655.100000000002, "end": 23658.38, "text": " that seems good enough"}, {"start": 23667.260000000002, "end": 23669.260000000002, "text": " Switching to manual control!"}, {"start": 23669.260000000002, "end": 23671.260000000002, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 23683.260000000002, "end": 23685.260000000002, "text": " Ah, come on!"}, {"start": 23693.260000000002, "end": 23695.260000000002, "text": " At least we're harness on."}, {"start": 23697.260000000002, "end": 23707.260000000002, "text": " How heavy could it be, it's anger, come on."}, {"start": 23707.260000000002, "end": 23717.260000000002, "text": " It's the lightest thing there is."}, {"start": 23717.260000000002, "end": 23743.260000000002, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry Anders. I just forgot about you."}, {"start": 23743.260000000002, "end": 23746.2, "text": " But like what are you doing? You should have been there"}, {"start": 23756.260000000002, "end": 23758.420000000002, "text": " Maybe we picked up fake and this"}, {"start": 23765.58, "end": 23767.58, "text": " From the planing"}, {"start": 23767.58, "end": 23775.980000000003, "text": " He picked up Anders Jr., Mrs. Anders' son."}, {"start": 23775.980000000003, "end": 23779.34, "text": " Who the fuck is Anders?"}, {"start": 23779.34, "end": 23781.940000000002, "text": " Yo, Anders was peak."}, {"start": 23781.940000000002, "end": 23788.02, "text": " The Anders and Cooper girl boss friendship is really what enabled us to actually get"}, {"start": 23788.02, "end": 23789.260000000002, "text": " some shit done in this game."}, {"start": 23789.260000000002, "end": 23796.260000000002, "text": " we got a lot of power cells together"}, {"start": 23812.54, "end": 23816.54, "text": " feels good as fuck when you see the lightning bolt come on and your phone starts charging"}, {"start": 23819.260000000002, "end": 23821.260000000002, "text": " You know I can get rid of you."}, {"start": 23835.260000000002, "end": 23836.260000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 23838.260000000002, "end": 23840.260000000002, "text": " We keep holding on."}, {"start": 23842.260000000002, "end": 23843.260000000002, "text": " We've made it this far."}, {"start": 23843.260000000002, "end": 23846.260000000002, "text": " I don't give a fuck if she is an alien, she's chill with me."}, {"start": 23849.260000000002, "end": 23873.780000000002, "text": " She might even be better."}, {"start": 23873.78, "end": 23875.78, "text": " Chilis De Leon we've seen so far at least."}, {"start": 23903.78, "end": 23917.26, "text": " You go jack black and do it again"}, {"start": 23917.26, "end": 23921.66, "text": " Same shit around the bend"}, {"start": 23921.66, "end": 23926.18, "text": " Take it easy young"}, {"start": 23926.18, "end": 23929.82, "text": " It takes a few minutes for the body to adjust to wake up"}, {"start": 23929.82, "end": 23934.82, "text": " The vitals are looking good. Oxygen saturation 95%."}, {"start": 23934.82, "end": 23937.82, "text": " Everything seems to be in working order."}, {"start": 23937.82, "end": 23941.82, "text": " If you don't mind, please look up for me."}, {"start": 23941.82, "end": 23945.82, "text": " Excellent. Let's do it."}, {"start": 23945.82, "end": 23947.82, "text": " She called you to the air supply."}, {"start": 23947.82, "end": 23949.82, "text": " Take it slow."}, {"start": 23949.82, "end": 23956.82, "text": " I think I'm gonna have to go back to sleep."}, {"start": 23956.82, "end": 23962.82, "text": " Please, first few steps can be a doozy."}, {"start": 23962.82, "end": 23963.82, "text": " Good morning."}, {"start": 23963.82, "end": 23965.82, "text": " It's like you could use one of these."}, {"start": 23965.82, "end": 23974.82, "text": " When you wake up from your four year cryo sleeper, you don't have a double double."}, {"start": 23974.82, "end": 23984.82, "text": " Looks like we're on schedule. We're right on top of the marker."}, {"start": 23984.82, "end": 23990.82, "text": " It's beautiful out there."}, {"start": 23990.82, "end": 23994.82, "text": " Sure is."}, {"start": 23994.82, "end": 23999.82, "text": " You ever think what you might have been if you weren't a pilot?"}, {"start": 23999.82, "end": 24003.82, "text": " Not a chance. This has always been it for me."}, {"start": 24003.82, "end": 24007.76, "text": " I got them right I could do this forever"}, {"start": 24013.42, "end": 24015.42, "text": " All right, man"}, {"start": 24021.86, "end": 24029.98, "text": " It does seem like I was okay with the story it does seem crazy to just keep watching the ships of the planet like"}, {"start": 24033.82, "end": 24036.86, "text": " It just seems crazy to me."}, {"start": 24036.86, "end": 24040.739999999998, "text": " It's a lot of materials that he used to..."}, {"start": 24040.739999999998, "end": 24046.98, "text": " There has to be a better way, I don't know."}, {"start": 24046.98, "end": 24058.06, "text": " It's a lot of filament in the 3D printer."}, {"start": 24058.06, "end": 24062.420000000002, "text": " I actually think like the story is completely fine"}, {"start": 24067.100000000002, "end": 24070.140000000003, "text": " But the gameplay is so insane"}, {"start": 24083.38, "end": 24087.9, "text": " Can you can you give me through the credits so I could see the stats sure a successful mission"}, {"start": 24088.06, "end": 24090.760000000002, "text": " and the safe return on the crew."}, {"start": 24090.760000000002, "end": 24091.98, "text": " That's my job."}, {"start": 24091.98, "end": 24093.66, "text": " Mission fucking failed, bro."}, {"start": 24093.66, "end": 24095.18, "text": " If I had a skin in this game, it would"}, {"start": 24095.18, "end": 24099.18, "text": " be to get this crew home safely so we could get you."}, {"start": 24099.18, "end": 24101.98, "text": " Blooper reel."}, {"start": 24101.98, "end": 24105.66, "text": " If this mission fails, it could spell the end"}, {"start": 24105.66, "end": 24108.82, "text": " for the human race."}, {"start": 24108.82, "end": 24112.74, "text": " And I'm not going to let that happen."}, {"start": 24112.74, "end": 24117.86, "text": " 92% of people let Stafford die 10 minutes into the game."}, {"start": 24117.86, "end": 24124.86, "text": " those five rug rats playing ball on SETI. Until then, I'm sticking with staff in here."}, {"start": 24127.54, "end": 24132.9, "text": " That's my family, right there. And that means more to me than all the planets in the galaxy."}, {"start": 24132.9, "end": 24136.14, "text": " Noah died on the ship from undiagnosed meningitis."}, {"start": 24136.14, "end": 24140.54, "text": " We're going to make Tau SETI F our new home. We don't know exactly what we're going to"}, {"start": 24140.54, "end": 24146.98, "text": " find there, but we have the technology and the ingenuity to turn that world around. Science"}, {"start": 24146.98, "end": 24151.62, "text": " can't solve all of our problems, but it can give us the questions we need to answer."}, {"start": 24155.14, "end": 24161.7, "text": " I wish you all eight wonderful Christmas. He's got a very dramatic energy. I only hope that we"}, {"start": 24161.7, "end": 24169.22, "text": " can return to deliver you and your families the very best Christmas present. Derek is very rude"}, {"start": 24169.22, "end": 24176.22, "text": " person. But tomorrow, you will learn the true meaning of humility."}, {"start": 24176.22, "end": 24199.18, "text": " 70% of US Americans"}, {"start": 24199.18, "end": 24205.18, "text": " don't even have maps, and such as Afghanistan and South Africa."}, {"start": 24205.18, "end": 24211.18, "text": " And despite the distance and duration, it will make me feel closer to humanity somehow."}, {"start": 24211.18, "end": 24221.18, "text": " The oneness of it all, you know? Everything is going to be okay. Things can only get better."}, {"start": 24221.18, "end": 24231.38, "text": " I've always wanted to fly, the joy of it, the freedom of it, to just take your life"}, {"start": 24231.38, "end": 24233.58, "text": " in your hands and soar."}, {"start": 24233.58, "end": 24237.38, "text": " I think that's in a soar, isn't it?"}, {"start": 24237.38, "end": 24239.98, "text": " At least that's what my dad taught me."}, {"start": 24239.98, "end": 24245.22, "text": " But there's more to it than that."}, {"start": 24245.22, "end": 24250.94, "text": " When dad took off the Mars, he told me the whole crew looked back at Earth and pointed"}, {"start": 24250.94, "end": 24254.219999999998, "text": " to which country they came from."}, {"start": 24254.219999999998, "end": 24257.34, "text": " As they traveled further, they pointed to each continent"}, {"start": 24257.34, "end": 24259.3, "text": " they were from."}, {"start": 24259.3, "end": 24265.18, "text": " Finally, they just saw one Earth."}, {"start": 24265.18, "end": 24269.42, "text": " That's always given me hope for us all."}, {"start": 24269.42, "end": 24271.219999999998, "text": " Yeah, the further away you get from something,"}, {"start": 24271.219999999998, "end": 24277.859999999997, "text": " like the smaller it is, I think is what she's trying to say."}, {"start": 24280.94, "end": 24290.64, "text": " When faced with oblivion, humanity, like all life, must adapt."}, {"start": 24290.64, "end": 24305.16, "text": " To conquer the unknown, we must weigh who we are and be prepared to lose it all."}, {"start": 24305.16, "end": 24309.16, "text": " Level 13 was a significant milestone for the program."}, {"start": 24309.16, "end": 24316.52, "text": " For the first time, the lifeworm intercepted the Cassiopeia outside orbit."}, {"start": 24316.52, "end": 24319.079999999998, "text": " Huge dub for the aliens on that one."}, {"start": 24319.079999999998, "end": 24324.68, "text": " The clone crew survived the crash and managed to broadcast a message."}, {"start": 24324.68, "end": 24326.24, "text": " It was a warning."}, {"start": 24326.24, "end": 24331.2, "text": " Despite everything that happened, they put humanity first."}, {"start": 24331.2, "end": 24337.14, "text": " On my orders, Williams deployed a neural control compound onto the planet's surface, but it"}, {"start": 24337.14, "end": 24341.2, "text": " failed to establish control over the lifeform."}, {"start": 24341.2, "end": 24347.82, "text": " Given more size, this could become a vital path."}, {"start": 24347.82, "end": 24354.780000000002, "text": " Williams executed the directive without any of the crew noticing."}, {"start": 24354.78, "end": 24367.699999999997, "text": " for the crew themselves. Five souls escaped the planet's surface. They saw a refuge in"}, {"start": 24367.699999999997, "end": 24370.18, "text": " the Cassiopeia's booster ring. Yeah, I know. I was..."}, {"start": 24370.18, "end": 24371.18, "text": " I was..."}, {"start": 24371.18, "end": 24372.18, "text": " I did that."}, {"start": 24372.18, "end": 24373.18, "text": " ...victim to the life..."}, {"start": 24373.18, "end": 24374.18, "text": " I watched all that happen."}, {"start": 24374.18, "end": 24385.78, "text": " happen."}, {"start": 24385.78, "end": 24389.86, "text": " Mir, mere minutes ago."}, {"start": 24389.86, "end": 24393.74, "text": " Oh, awkward."}, {"start": 24393.74, "end": 24396.34, "text": " When your commanding officer is getting court-martialed in front of you."}, {"start": 24396.34, "end": 24398.98, "text": " Never forget why you started."}, {"start": 24398.98, "end": 24404.38, "text": " I joined this project because I believed it would secure the future of humanity."}, {"start": 24404.38, "end": 24410.26, "text": " The more we learned about the life form, the greater our chances of survival."}, {"start": 24410.26, "end": 24418.54, "text": " If it could be sculpted into a tool to save humanity, then I had a duty to actualize this."}, {"start": 24418.54, "end": 24420.98, "text": " It's a strange word, isn't it?"}, {"start": 24420.98, "end": 24421.98, "text": " Humanity."}, {"start": 24421.98, "end": 24429.38, "text": " On one hand, it's a definition of us as a species, on the other, kindness, compassion."}, {"start": 24429.38, "end": 24432.38, "text": " They're saying it's the only word with multiple meanings."}, {"start": 24432.38, "end": 24434.38, "text": " All but forgotten."}, {"start": 24434.38, "end": 24439.18, "text": " Our fight for survival should never come at the cost of our humanity."}, {"start": 24439.18, "end": 24442.38, "text": " We can no longer hide behind clones."}, {"start": 24442.38, "end": 24447.78, "text": " If we ever hope to master death, we must first stare it in the face."}, {"start": 24447.78, "end": 24450.38, "text": " All of us, together."}, {"start": 24451.98, "end": 24458.579999999998, "text": " Do you think you really want a clone?"}, {"start": 24458.579999999998, "end": 24460.1, "text": " Could be a great needle drop."}, {"start": 24460.1, "end": 24475.54, "text": " Do you think you really want a clone?"}, {"start": 24475.54, "end": 24476.54, "text": " They don't..."}, {"start": 24476.54, "end": 24477.739999999998, "text": " There's gotta be stats, man."}, {"start": 24477.74, "end": 24480.66, "text": " I mean, or maybe I'm the first motherfucker to beat the game."}, {"start": 24480.66, "end": 24487.100000000002, "text": " Never considered the fact that I'd be the first motherfucker to have finished the game."}, {"start": 24489.100000000002, "end": 24490.460000000003, "text": " No stats!"}, {"start": 24491.34, "end": 24493.9, "text": " Witch login, are you crazy?"}, {"start": 24496.780000000002, "end": 24502.460000000003, "text": " Well, I'm pretty sure my live stream is going to be over in like eight minutes or something like that,"}, {"start": 24502.460000000003, "end": 24503.980000000003, "text": " but I'll send you over there."}, {"start": 24503.98, "end": 24510.98, "text": " It was a slice. It was a slice. I'll be back tomorrow."}, {"start": 24510.98, "end": 24514.42, "text": " Thanks for joining me on an extended stream today."}, {"start": 24514.42, "end": 24518.02, "text": " Goodbye."}]}