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So I am reading all of Yeti's messages.

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Now we're in an argument in the discord over how necessary carrying around the 1.5-2 liter

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water bottle is at all times. It's the most controversial discussion in discord history.

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I didn't say I hate people who drink water. I just, I mean, my genesis for the conversation is not

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that drinking water is bad. Drinking water is obviously good. Just the people who are obsessed

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with hydration. I have a certain sense of smugness about it. That's where I'm at. I just find,

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I didn't say performative because you do get something out of it. But whenever people are like,

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I just feel so awesome when I drink water. I just, I don't know. I feel about the same and I've,

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but I mean, I guess I do drink a lot of water.

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They also, and I don't mean to make this like a nationalist thing, because like Canada and

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the US are both suffering under the same schism here, but they'll literally say something like,

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I'm not like you, I drink a gallon a day, and I'm like, I don't know what that means, buddy.

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What the fuck is it? I might drink a gallon of water a day, I have no idea.

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That's four quarts, wait once, okay, a quart is 750 milliliters.

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Well, it's not just you, it's not just you who said I feel so much better, but I do need

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to say that it's, I have to approach it from the perspective of, you know, I've been on

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this earth for like 37 years. So if you're like 22 and you grew up in like a gummo situation

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with spaghetti in the bathtub where like you weren't given water, then maybe you do feel

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bad and not realize it and then drinking like eight glasses of water a day brought you back

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to baseline and that's turned you into an evangelist. That could be the case. And I had

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that realization in 2003 or whatever when I was 14 and I stopped drinking you know

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McCain orange juice from concentrate at every single meal and then started to

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drink while I went to nest tea first because I heard tea was good for me and

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then I went to water at that point

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So maybe they're just having the realization that everybody has at some point in their life,

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but they're having it 20 years after me because they're 20 years younger than me, which would

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be very human.

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It would be inhuman to be upset about that.

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Nothing human is alien to me.

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Woody Harrelson, Triangle of Sadness.

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True.

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Nick, have you seen House?

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The Japanese horror comedy from 1977?

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Hell of a movie.

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I don't think I've ever seen a movie like House before.

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No, and my girlfriend always gets on my ass for not watching it.

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It is like 83 minutes long, which is, I mean, I mean that in a very positive way.

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It's definitely Kino too.

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Let me put it this way.

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You will not watch it and be like, hmm, I don't have strong opinions about that.

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Holcomb have you noticed this Nick do you get the same thing where would you

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mention like a seminal film from like 50 years ago people are like that's

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nothing have you seen a movie that's a three and a half out of five that came

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out last week what are we talking about here I'm not so I'm not nothing against

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Holcomb but like this you know it's not really an apples to apples comparison

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why do people get so mad at you when you rate a movie below two stars it's just

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because Clock Watchers has Parker Posey in it.

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A lot of the people who really like Clock Watchers

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have not seen it, but they know that they would like it

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because it has Tony Colette and Parker Posey in it,

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which is fine.

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I like Parker Posey too, the busy bee and so on and so forth.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I kind of like that.

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Parker writing the Posey.

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I'm picturing Liv Schreiber from The Day Trippers grabbing the mic.

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Parker writing the pausey.

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Yes, Keenan.

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I'll match him.

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Whimphaw him now.

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When I date last night with a girl who ran a very popular letter box to count, am I cooked?

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Wait, okay, so here's what's interesting to me.

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the way you phrase it, you've revealed and born naked, a universal truth that I think

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you would have preferred to obfuscate with the benefit of hindsight. What do you mean

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she runs a very popular letterbox account? She's not a person with a letterbox account

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that is giving their honest opinion about movies. She's a separated entity. She's a

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a corporate officer that has possession

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within the incorporation documents of a letterbox

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account that signals to the end user.

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She runs a popular social media accounts.

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I was on Instagram and a clip from BallsUp came up.

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95% of the comments called it phenomenal and they watch every new Mark Wahlberg release.

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Has the world always been like this?

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Yes, but with an asterisk, which is I haven't been here for the whole history of the world.

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But I will say, I do think, and I know you're holding your emotional support water bottles

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while I say this and you're waiting for me to bring it all back around.

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I do think that the younger generation, generation Zed,

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as I like to call them, I do think

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that they're making more of an effort to get into chemo.

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Not as like, it's not the zeitgeist.

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I don't think the average 23-year-old is like,

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you know, let's watch Mishima life in four parts.

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But I think the average 23-year-old in here

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is certainly getting a little bit more into that wave.

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And I appreciate it, because they're pushing me along too.

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I we like art. Oh, I think also you you have the misfortune but also the benefit of growing up in what I would call like a cultural swamp

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It's like when I was

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10 it was like

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1998 and it felt like studios were still taking some swings

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But if you were like 10 in 2017, I mean

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I mean, that's rough for you, man.

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That's a tricky situation.

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I can understand.

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And when everyone around you is watching Jason Momoa movies in the Jake Gyllenhaal remake

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of Roadhouse, you're like, you know what, maybe you'll fucking watch some Japanese shit

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from 1981 or whatever.

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I'm not going to have Ricky Peacock. Although I will say that Ricky Peacock still has something

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to say to me about Send Help. It's still the only three and a half I've ever seen Ricky

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give. A half star is like a shot across the bow from a whole star enjoyer. It just has

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extra attention paid to it as a result of how rare it is, like when GameSpot gives something a 10.

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Beckett's last TV play got two million views on German TV in 1983.

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Yeah, well, that's not that big of a deal because Wednesday season two has been watched

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for over 1.7 billion minutes on Netflix so far, and they cancelled it.

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I'm hearing we're po- Netflix has just released a press release calling Wednesday the most

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popular show in media history.

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It's been watched for 117 trillion seconds and has occupied the front of the Netflix

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Carousel for more time than any show in Netflix history. Breaking news, it's been cancelled!

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You guys ever see archive 43? Is that what it's called? Rule 48. Archive 81. Directive 2080.

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Hi, and now when I was younger, my biggest fear was to become bald like you.

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But today at 25, I discovered there's something far worse.

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I found a bunch of gray hairs on my head.

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Is it over for me?

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Also I miss Michael.

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There's something worse than being bald or gray.

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I think it's better for you if you remain ignorant to it.

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Because it might be being a 25-year-old Tomodachi life viewer.

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But anyway, no, there's other things.

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That's true.

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Guy who orders more than two sugars and two creams

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in each coffee.

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You guys ever wonder, so like our senses,

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we have five senses I'm hearing, except some of us

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have, we can see that people.

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But that allows us to take in information from the world

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around us, visual information, auditory information,

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sensory touch, et cetera, et cetera, smells.

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Ever wonder if we fall victim to the idea that because those are the boundaries of our senses,

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we don't know that we're missing out on a staggering amount of information that's available

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but just goes right by our persons because we don't have the proper receptors to pick

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up on them, man?

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I wonder, man.

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What type of shit like if there was like a alien species here if they would be like damn look at look at them

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Just sitting in his office. He doesn't even know like I

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Don't even know what I wouldn't know man. I can't finish the bit

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You know what I'm saying how could I even know what I wouldn't know because the bounds of my thought are

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Correlated with the bounds of my senses man

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I'm always out here saying some shit like it would be really hard to be blind.

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And I think it would be really hard to be blind, but maybe I'm like 10x blind to an alien

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that can see like, you know, cosmic waves or some shit, or it has like some kind of weird

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nose that can tell me that there's going to be an earthquake in like 18 weeks or something like that,

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man. Who knows, dude?

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It could be crazy.

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Who slipped in the weed brownies?

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It's giving the Beatles must have been on drugs when they wrote this.

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Also, we're giving POT too much credit.

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What does not lead to these sort of like existential thoughts?

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It usually leads to you being like, I had to do something, but I forgot what it was.

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Or you'll be like watching something, you'll be watching a three minute long video, and

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then a minute into the video, you'll be like, I haven't been paying attention for 10 minutes.

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What did I miss?

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After 60 seconds you're like, I have no idea what I'm watching.

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Yeyo, I wouldn't know.

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It's so funny that in RimWorld they call it Yeyo, man.

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Just imagining the rimworld developer typing Yeyo into like Vim or whatever you used.

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I just assumed it was some fucked up IDE like Vim.

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This just seems like the type, right?

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Public static void.

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Under lower case.

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Why Yeyo used open bracket?

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So are the parameters or how much yeyo quality of the yeyo how long was the

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yeyo kept at the higher temperatures?

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Imagine man

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Let me hear you say, yeah, yo.

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You should make a game, man.

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Nah, most of them are not that good.

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Even the ones, like most games are not bad.

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Most of them are just kind of like so much worse than the best games.

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There's sort of like no reason to play them.

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You really should only make a game if you're going to make one of the best games.

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If you're just going to make a game and be like, I made a game, it's good to make stuff.

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Don't get me wrong.

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Just don't try to trick me into playing it.

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This guy hates art.

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I love art.

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fan of vampire survivors for the most part. Like if it's your dream to make a vampire

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survivor's clone, then follow that dream. If you just said, hey, this game is like,

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I could probably make one of these in three months and then come out with it and maybe

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it'll make some money, then like, I mean, I understand the impulse, don't get me wrong.

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But now you're popping into my email trying to gussy it up a little bit like an Avon sales

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salesperson. I almost said saleswoman. There's probably men who sell Avon, too.

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Did you see the motorcycle stuck on the stoplight pole in Vancouver? Nice try! That was in Surrey,

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Delta. That is South of Vancouver, almost an hour south of Vancouver. That ain't in the city proper.

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Did you guys see we're getting the fifth donbo?

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Ooh.

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Donbo number five.

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Wait, I didn't even think about that.

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Ha!

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Yeah, I know what hill it's going to be, Mount Seymour, because you sound like you're from

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Burnaby. Yeah, yeah. Now see more is not in Vancouver. It's in

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Burnaby is the thing. Anyone else getting double audio? You got two tabs open, brother.

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There's only two tabs, two tabs. There's just two tabs open.

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Two tabs!

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Last time I went to BC, I went to Victoria. Did I miss anything in Saanich? A couple Tim Hortons.

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The decent Tim Hortons in North Saanich. She get the game started man. Let me get this shibooted up. Directive

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8067

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Did you see them hanging the rat that had the hantavirus?

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Like from the neck until dead?

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That's crazy, man.

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That's inhumane.

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Could have at least given him a little electric chair or something.

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Now I'll pick like a rat ride the lightning.

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Meep-meep-meep-meep-meep-meep.

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Meep-meep-meep-meep-meep-meep.

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Meep-meep-meep-meep-meep-meep.

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I can't do a rat song.

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Coast is what I can do as a tiny cat.

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I can't do a rat song.

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Coast is what I can do as a tiny cat.

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I can't do a rat song.

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That's a dark pictures game.

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Y'all just give me one second.

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Guys I have a math problem for you.

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I'm trying to think, I can't play this game with a user named Bob Balaban with an earring

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man, it takes me out of the horror game moment.

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Here was a math problem I had, alright?

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I'm 37.

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If you reverse the digits, that's 73.

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73 is almost 2 times 37, but not exactly.

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It got me thinking, doing a little mental exercise, and I was like, is there any age

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where if you flip the digits, it's exactly 2x what the original digits were?

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I started to think about what the mathematical rules of this would be.

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The second digit would have to be at least twice as big as the first digit, and the first

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digit would have to be the side then that's kind of where I got lost that's

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kind of where I got lost on it 11 22 30 no no VIP Daniel that doesn't work

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because no not all multiples of 11 you guys are not listening because if you

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take 22 and you flip the digits that's 22 22 is not half of 22 22 is all of 22

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24? No, man, because then if you flip the digits, it becomes 42. And 24 times 2 is 48, man.

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Does it have to be two digits? Okay, well, do you have one that's three? Maybe three

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We did this to make it work, I'd be amazed if you could make it work with one.

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I'm opening my formal prover for this shit.

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We need someone with Mathematica Pro, man.

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25 is the only one that's close.

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Okay, literally 37 is closer, which is the genesis of this bit.

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You know what?

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This is my fault. I brought it to the wrong audience.

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I thought you guys would be good at this because you all have master's degrees and you smoke a lot of weed,

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but you are fucking horrible at this.

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I really thought you were going to fix this for me.

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I really, really thought that this was going to be like,

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you were going to solve it in two seconds and go,

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you're stupid for not coming up with this answer.

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I was so ready for it.

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I only have a Bachelor of Fine Arts.

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Okay, a Bachelor of Fine Arts is literally better than a Masters in Science, just for

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the record.

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Also, I have a question about art galleries, man.

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I'm not talking about the Vancouver Art Gallery,

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where you go to see Vincent Van Gogh's 400th most famous

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painting, because we're pretty low down the totem pole.

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I mean, smaller, more community-oriented galleries

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that just have local artists that do exhibitions at them.

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Can you just show up to it?

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Is that what they're there for?

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Are they there so that people just show up and then go like pay this artist cool?

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Is the artist going to be there because I don't really want the artist to be there.

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Because then you can end up with like an Oscar and Pam type situation.

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You know what I mean?

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But I don't want to be talking to Gil and say something like why it's hotel art and

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And now all of a sudden somebody over there is having an existential crisis because they've

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dedicated their life to this or something like that.

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Also if I go and I'm not saying that they would expect me to walk in and like save their

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lives or anything like that, but are they going to expect me to purchase the art or

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they're just going to expect me to look at it?

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Like if I have a conversation with the artist and I go, that's really cool, are they going

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to be in there in the back of the head are they going to be like please buy

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this or are they going to be like it's not for sale because it's priceless to

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me it could be either damn I'm not sure I'm ready for this man just buy it if you

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like it well I'm not going to buy something the first time I go to the

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gallery because how do I even know if I like it you know what I mean I could buy

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something that looked pretty cool then all of a sudden I go to the next artist

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exhibition and I'm like what all this shit clears the last one I think I got

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to at least go to like maybe 20 exhibitions before I even buy one piece

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of art because I might how else would I even know man

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You ever see art before? I've seen drawings.

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What's up, YouTube bots? It's Directed8020. New game in the dark pictures anthology. Although

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I have read that it's not really, it doesn't really have as much of the bookkeeper. I'm

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I'm trying to avoid saying the librarian to avoid confusion, but you know, the page master,

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whatever the guy, the Andy Serkis guy with the shaved sides, peeky blinders, get up,

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doesn't have as much about him in the game because it doesn't fit with the science fiction aesthetic.

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It wasn't really a problem when we were doing the game with Will Polter and the witches or something like that.

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The archivist!

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The Archivist. Anyway, we're going to embark on our own single-player story here.

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Always a good day when a new super massive game comes out.

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But can I also say it's crazy to me, the release schedule on these is crazy to me.

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Sometimes there will be like two of these that come out in one month.

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And then I feel like it's been at least a year and a half, two years since the last one.

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It might have been four years since the one, since House of Sand.

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Like when, when did House of Sand come out? I feel like I was not even in this office.

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Select difficulty, forgiving, challenging.

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Real-time threats are deadly, but can be fought off with defensive parries.

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Critical button presses can appear without warning.

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Stay alert.

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Real-time threats are lethal with reduced opportunities for defensive parries.

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Critical button presses are fast and brutal.

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So I'm going to say something.

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I play these games as cinematic analogs.

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I don't really want it to be so lethal that I have to be focused 100% of the time, because

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here's the thing, if I make a choice and a character dies, that's the game.

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That's why you play the game.

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If I'm doing a stealth section and a character dies because of like a game mechanic where

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a ghost spotted me when I stepped into the light, I'm going to be like, that just deprived

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me of being able to see where this character could have died when I made a wrong choice

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later.

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go on custom. New story. I want to explore the story as I go or I want to live and die

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as my decisions. Buy my decisions, I should say. Unlimited use of turning points lets

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you rewind and correct your mistakes. Well, here's the thing. Here's what I'm going to

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say. I'm the type of guy who's not going to rewind unless something goes really, I'm

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not going to be like oh I made the choice and they died as a result of the

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choice let's rewind it but again if I just get bitten by a monster in like a

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stealth section and then that character's done forever I think we should be

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able to go back on that. Basically I'm saying I don't trust the devs because I

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read the press release that said this is more of a game and less of like a

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telltale style narrative game because they have they they issue and I don't

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know how much of it is salesmanship but they issued a statement that was

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basically like they're shooting sections and like horror game sections now where you can die so be careful

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So chat I will turn on sub titles

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The problem is I'm worried about hitting escape and it's skipping the opening scene instead of putting this in the settings menu

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Or so we thought.

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Nostromoash shot. We're in your influences on your sleeves, Daniel Bannon.

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Star Wars Episode 1 in your hope, Hydral Niles.

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It's a whole lot of rebeke in this game, man, with the musical.

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Don't say with musical guests, because that's shit got me thinking about Bobby Moynihan.

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It's got me thinking about Bobby Moynihan every single time.

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I know you could hear the voice in your head.

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Bobby Moynihan!

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How I sleep knowing I'm 4900 elo and counter strike 2?

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Wait, I saw Dan! I don't know if you can see the picture.

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The guy in these games who always looks like Dan is confirmed in this.

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I just saw him on the Polaroid.

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All right, well, this, you know, hang on one second, I'll, I'll violate my settings menu

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suggestion for this for sure.

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We want to see audio and language stream remote on, even though I'm sure that the non-licensed

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music probably sucks.

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No disrespect.

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Maybe it'll be Mishima by Philip Glass.

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I don't know.

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Subtitles on.

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Closed captions.

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why not man video yes man video game sounds that's what I'm like but this

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really changed the vibe spider-man music I'm gonna say it I think white is in a

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losing position in that game king in two ponds loses the king knight and seven

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Oh no, if you sat along for this world, the humble Canadian bonsai enthusiast, he's going

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to save from Vancouver.

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No, bro, this is Directive 8020.

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What was that?

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It has to be alarming when you hit something in space.

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Are you not remotely alarmed?

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Not yet.

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Are you?

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It sounded like a hull impact.

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He literally said I don't care to you.

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I like this is representation though, they got a real Canadian voice actor.

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Yeah, yeah, third-side. That's right.

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It's the type of local reporter the CBC news be throwing to.

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Let's speak to the computer or fix it ourselves.

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Well, I- listen, let's see, we got the machines for a reason, man.

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Use the mouse to make your decision.

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You're right.

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It would be smart to get further data before taking action.

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I've learned about way of saying good ideas, Sims, but I'll take it.

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Okay, lead the way.

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It's 80-20. Can we just, uh...

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Can we just go here and be like, computer, what's the problem?

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Also, it might be 6,000 years in the future,

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but you can't separate a Saskatchewan native from their bunny hug, man.

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You really think you've got chance?

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I've got a master plan.

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Stale mates.

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Carter and Sims played chess to pass the long years away from home.

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I'm telling you, this is not, or maybe it is a stale mate, bro.

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I guess I can't read the board at this jaunty little angle.

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This is the one time in human history the magnetic chess set has actually been

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useful. You aren't playing that shit on row 32j cuz I've been there.

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Well it could be worse. Do you ever have like the travel edition of like Monopoly

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where you try to the there's like the little holes in the board and then you

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got the peg on the piece that you can make. There's no way that's happening on

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via rail, bro. It's not gonna happen. Deck of cards on a Greyhound bus? Maybe. Maybe.

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Oh, poor Bonnie. Bonnie McBonsai face? Thomas Carter bookmarked files. Daddy in space? Wait,

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wait, they love to do this cheeky little like, hey, it's a kid's drawing, but also this is

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Everything that's gonna happen in the story, bro

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They love to do it

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Boring ass room you wouldn't make it on the Nebuchadnezzar. We're doing the right thing, right? This is why we have emergency procedures

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You sure you're okay?

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You sure you're okay?

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I'm fine.

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It's just, now is the perfect time for things to go wrong.

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Lucky we're here to make sure they don't then, eh?

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You always know the right thing to say.

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After you?

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After me.

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I don't like that they made A, which is EH, in the hay.

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But you know what, I'll take the Canadian representation

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where I could get it.

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All I need is like one reference to the National Hockey

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League.

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Oh, this breach is worse than what happened to fucking

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Dan Vlaidar during the Cane C Series last week, 8,000 years

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ago, right?

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She is saying, give me some space, OK?

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Understandable?

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Vlaidar, I actually played pretty well, man.

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I actually played all right.

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The Keynes are just a bit of a wagon.

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Gonna be ashamed to see them lose in the conference finals

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for like the ninth year in a row.

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Or maybe they'll win the cup.

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You guys think Rod Brendemore is kind of like

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the Canadian Mike Vrable?

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Real Jim Ratt?

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Slunch pale type guy?

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Little bit?

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I didn't say anything else.

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Aim at blur.

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I'm gonna use blur.

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You like this song so much.

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No, man.

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Honestly, having known some people who were, let's just

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say, astrophysics adjacent, aeronautical engineering

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adjacent, their musical taste really

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could be described as royalty-free elevator music,

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to be honest with you.

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That, to me, it seems like stream remote

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is literally more authentic.

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to see this mission. Sure man, I'm not worried about all that to be honest with you. You

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might think I'm kind of playing like I want to see everything in the game, I'm trying

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to figure out where to go. So out of breath, man.

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The Cassiopeia will be the first man exoplanetary survey mission, with our ultimate goal is

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colony transfer.

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Skip ad.

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And then it's Denzel Washington, um, flight scene 6 of 7 from youtube.com slash cool movies.

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I said God help me.

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I drank it. Open the door with your utility strap, indicates you will not be able to return

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to this area. Old left mouse button to proceed. Okay, well first off, in that case, you may

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as well, explore more, because you never know, bro. What hope does one woman have against

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the anger of the gods? A truly humanizing retelling of the tragic story of Queen Cassiopeia.

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Now I'm playing it like Hitman.

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Book with no author.

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Well, it's written by generative AI, which means in many ways we all have a hand in having

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written the book.

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Great, this could be awesome.

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Vertical washing machine?

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I never even thought about it, man.

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Because I have no idea how to build a washing machine now that I think about it.

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Or really how they work at all, besides, you know, in so much as I press a button and it turns on.

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You always have to leave your crap floating around?

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Okay, the small crap you can load at me about.

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Something's gravity plates have failed. That's not on me.

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Don't worry. I'll clean up before we rate Williams.

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Wait, wait, I have buttons I can press, man.

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Objective leave...

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That's huge!

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Do you press the Q button to be reminded of what you have to do today?

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And then witch your vision.

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Okay.

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That could keep me on task, man.

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Why are they so aggro at each other?

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You've seen sci-fi movies.

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You've got to say something like, sorry.

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You know how I get after hypersleep or some shit like that.

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You know what the cryo sleep chambers do to me.

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Remember that was us in summer 2021 for a couple weeks.

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Night to E2. Check.

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King to B1.

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Night follows. Check.

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Bro, literally resign. You just have a king.

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You have a king versus four pawns, king, knight and bishop.

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I can't imagine that this is silent if you turn streamer mode off.

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Good evening Oracle. I would like a full situation report.

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A meteorite has penetrated my outer hull, puncturing through to the maintenance facilities on deck 4.

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It's like every accent at once.

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I have disabled systems across the ship to conserve power and isolate damage.

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can you deal with this which is basically your entire reason for existing

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can you deal with this oracle automated repairs have failed damage

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containment is now my priority when were you gonna tell us this I'm telling you

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now Sims churlish assay I mission that risk my life support systems are intact

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But I advise a systems reboot to provide an accurate damage.

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Oh man, if I'm on the spaceship, I ain't turning it on and off again.

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Wouldn't that make it harder for us to deal with the breach?

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I don't know, Sims.

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But without a reboot, further damage could occur.

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So if they programmed the robot to be so sarcastic, man...

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See, delay the reboot. We gotta talk about this a little more.

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Delay the reboot.

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Like, why would it give the sassy ass robot, man?

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Man, you're supposed to just be a tool to help us.

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Oh, that's what you want.

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Come on.

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By the way, I'm putting... Oh, lingering ass sign.

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Oh, they... I forgot they always do this thing.

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And I forget every single time.

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We will never see these characters again.

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This is the pre... the chapter before the chapter, the prologue,

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where you go, hey I'm really starting to get attached to these characters and then they both die

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and then we're on a spaceship that is like encounters this spaceship because there's a

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distress signal in deep space should we go look for it or should we continue with our original mission

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but can I say something I'm I'm betting the house the robot is actually good

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They're playing with the trope that the robot always goes haywire.

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I'm betting that the robot actually has our best interest in minds.

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Must have been a power surge.

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Guy who thinks he's smart because he always bets on the opposite of the obvious trope.

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Investigate the whole breach.

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Oh, how he didn't play for Team Canada and chose to play for Team USA instead of the 1998 World Cup of Hockey.

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Sorry Thomas, I took your line.

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You would not survive pretty little liars? Is that the Reese Witherspoon one?

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Is that the one that she's in? It's her and her board ape and her crypto punk?

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That's big little liars, which one's pretty little liars?

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This is me trying to go to London Drugs in the summer of 2020.

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Okay, boss.

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Waiting in line for the grocery store type shit.

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When the line stretches from the self-checkout all the way to the ice cream, but then you

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realize it's only four people, they're just six feet apart from one another.

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By the way, we had to do what we had to do.

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I'm not saying with dad, I'm not saying, I'm literally probably more back to the average

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person in chat before you start putting that evil on me.

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I'm not saying it was bad that we were dealing with incomplete information.

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We didn't know what we didn't know back then.

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Hey, chill.

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That's a Spatkoch chicken from America's Test Kitchen.

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What about this?

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It is an eight pack.

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That's a duplicate eight pack.

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That's literally where Morpheus explains what the matrix is to Neil.

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It was us who scorched the sky.

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history in the making. Secrets of the universe. I see whatever we want.

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That's literally just Tokyo, bro.

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Corinth. Where humanity comes first.

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Sometimes not at all.

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I'm sorry, baby. I didn't know it was your turn.

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Breached area ahead

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Is it what's going on here then?

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No power I'm afraid

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Is it bad if I have Austin powers in my letterbox top four it literally makes you like perhaps to a fault

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But makes you perhaps the most honest and least performative letterbox usually well-time

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Me again.

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I'd say hi while I wait for the latest patch to download.

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It's weird.

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We've received three systems updates from Earth in the past 24 hours.

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That's what I'm saying.

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I can't work out what they're all for.

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Why the fuck does Audible need the update, bro?

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I don't have so many patches.

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You just play an audio file like you don't need the update.

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I know you'll be shaking your head at me, but you're retired.

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I only have cards I hear to keep you sane, man.

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As my mother, you have to support me, quirks and all.

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I guess I should go and install this.

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Love you, mom.

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Send money.

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She's saying send money.

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Why is the video 5 FPS?

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Well, because this is like a big corporation,

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they have a contract with Microsoft Teams.

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They're not able to just use video calling through Discord.

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They have like all this, like mandatory minimums

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stuff like that. Also actually, I had an update to Audible like two days ago. First update

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in Audible history that actually did something. Because, and I don't, listen, if anybody here

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works for Audible, I believe that you know how to fix the problem, but there are structures

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in place on the corporate level that stop you from pushing them, okay? I set, I push

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play on an audiobook and then I go custom timer two hours when I set the timer, the sleep timer,

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for two hours it pauses the audio. Why would you ever want that? It doesn't make sense that you

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would ever be like I'm turning on my audiobook let me have my sleep timer go on and then have

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to hit play again. But the last update made it so that when you hit play and then you

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hit the sleep timer it doesn't pause. I appreciate that. Just in time because I cancelled my

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subscription like three days ago but it doesn't run out for another week and a half or something

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like that. Looks like it penetrated through there. I think it's bad when this happens

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to your spaceship personally. Do you listen to an audio book for a quarter of your sleep?

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No, like the air pod falls out of my ear like three seconds into stage one of sleep. But

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it does still just keep like talking about the secrets of the renaissance world into

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the air just into the open air

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find the whole breach on the ship's cameras it's not there man okay it's here

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yeah there's the whole breach bro

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that's the one there it is it's the hole in the top of the ship

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Looks like the breach webbing hasn't fired.

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Figures.

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Do you hear what sound like a little demon, a little demon walking on metal or something like that?

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The ceiling system now is from outside the hull.

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The hull hull, yes. We're living in a hull hull. Gotta get out of this hull hull.

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But what Stafford said?

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Yeah, you're already probably saying some shit like blue 22 blue 22

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I can't really be mad. I guess it's about as fast as you can walk in space.

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You're mad, right?

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Why is there no secondary safety system?

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Budget cuts. We can't fix the whole spaceship tonight because of budget cuts.

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You know what I'm talking about?

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You know I'm trying so hard not to fall over that I feel like I actually might fall over.

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How you like when you're drunk in front of your parents.

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Yeah.

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I don't even see that.

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Still thinking it.

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We should probably check the FTL antenna.

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Roger that.

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Console's just here.

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Boys in their video games.

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Looks good to me.

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Optical terminal is intact.

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Transmission speed is deft.

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Our Wi-Fi!

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Check for us correct soon.

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This is what they want the pilot to do when the in-flight Wi-Fi stops working.

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Let me just check the message logs.

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Hey, baby.

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We miss you already.

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And we wanted to tell you how proud of you we both are.

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What you're doing is, I know you had second thoughts, but

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It's the right thing to be three trillion light-years away from your family.

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Can you imagine Stafford's face if he woke up to mission failure?

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I can imagine him smiling.

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I'm angry.

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Just disappointed.

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Oh, man.

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No.

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Listen.

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Listen.

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God.

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Listen.

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All right.

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Connect.

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Connect.

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Connect.

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Connect.

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Connect.

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Connect.

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Connect.

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Connect.

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Connect.

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Connect.

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Connect.

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Connect.

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Connect.

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Connect.

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She's got a certain Martin Short-type quality, don't say, I'm just saying!

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That is not the time to take in the scenery.

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You think she looks like me?

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just takes after a mother

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impact must avoid the water and cause the rupture

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yeah there's a hole in the spaceship

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I'm sorry like

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I guess I've never been an astronaut but a big fucking hole in the spaceship

55:15.140 --> 55:23.860
seems like that's kind of like all hands on deck type situation to me. It does, it

55:23.860 --> 55:31.340
looks really bad. Thank you for validating me. I mean there's fucking sparks coming

55:31.340 --> 55:42.220
out of it. You know what, I guess I will say you'd rather this happen to your

55:42.220 --> 55:46.420
spaceship into your airplane because if this happens to your airplane you are

55:46.420 --> 55:51.060
fucked buddy this happens to your spaceship I mean like sure some shits

55:51.060 --> 55:54.940
probably getting in some shits getting out but like what's what it's not you're

55:54.940 --> 56:00.020
gonna crash what are you gonna crash into there's nothing that there's nothing

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around

56:02.380 --> 56:09.380
What a mess.

56:09.380 --> 56:14.820
You just said it looked... you just said it didn't look that bad.

56:14.820 --> 56:17.940
What is that? That's a fish bow.

56:17.940 --> 56:24.700
Could have squirted a little.

56:24.700 --> 56:27.420
Spaceships do that when they're under distress.

56:27.420 --> 56:29.420
The overwrite ports are right there.

56:50.920 --> 56:52.920
Looks like they're about to plague her plunk.

56:55.420 --> 56:56.920
That did the job.

56:57.420 --> 56:59.420
Can we go home now?

56:59.420 --> 57:02.420
Agreed. Back to the airlock.

57:07.420 --> 57:09.420
Head of an era, huh?

57:09.420 --> 57:10.420
Huh?

57:14.420 --> 57:16.420
End the start of a new one.

57:18.420 --> 57:20.420
End the start of a new one.

57:20.420 --> 57:22.420
Aren't you excited to see our future home?

57:22.420 --> 57:26.420
Yeah. I just wish we could see it up close.

57:26.420 --> 57:47.300
You always see the bright side.

57:47.300 --> 57:49.420
You always find a way to see the bright side.

57:50.460 --> 57:51.420
Mom told me that.

57:52.300 --> 57:55.820
You can't always control what happens, but you can control how you react to it.

57:56.820 --> 57:59.780
I can control the muscles in my face, so I use them to smile.

58:00.620 --> 58:01.780
It's hard too, though.

58:02.820 --> 58:03.540
Sometimes.

58:04.380 --> 58:05.940
That's why I try to focus on the night.

58:05.940 --> 58:08.660
Why have you been numbed from the dentist or something?

58:09.820 --> 58:11.620
The past guides us to the future.

58:12.780 --> 58:14.980
But what really matters most is us.

58:14.980 --> 58:18.980
Right here, right now, fixing this shit.

58:18.980 --> 58:21.980
It's the only place I want to be.

58:21.980 --> 58:23.980
Loving this energy car, sir.

58:23.980 --> 58:26.980
He is? We need to get him inside before you crash out.

58:26.980 --> 58:32.980
I'm not supposed to have an existential crisis on the spacewalk.

58:32.980 --> 58:41.980
You're supposed to dissociate to get the task done and then have your existential crash out, like in your own quarters, in zero G.

58:41.980 --> 58:55.660
I got more growing pains than Maggie.

58:55.660 --> 59:02.980
Who's smiling now?

59:02.980 --> 59:11.980
Oh, she's farting!

59:11.980 --> 59:14.980
Ewww!

59:14.980 --> 59:17.980
Catch me, catch me!

59:17.980 --> 59:20.980
I'm so ready for my first treat to eat.

59:20.980 --> 59:22.980
Oh!

59:22.980 --> 59:25.980
Told you, told you.

59:25.980 --> 59:28.980
Always living in the moment.

59:28.980 --> 59:31.980
I'm so sorry.

59:31.980 --> 59:39.980
I'm just crying. I thought, oh, I'm going to die.

59:39.980 --> 59:42.980
I jumped. I jumped.

59:42.980 --> 59:47.980
Korky, I love her. She's so crazy.

59:47.980 --> 59:50.980
Literally the worst possible death flying into space.

59:50.980 --> 01:00:00.980
Nope, flying into space with no YouTube.

01:00:00.980 --> 01:00:05.460
that. Nutty Putty Cave would be worse. I would rather fly off into space and be stuck in

01:00:05.460 --> 01:00:12.300
Nutty Putty Cave. Turning points map out major story beats and also she could have lived.

01:00:12.300 --> 01:00:15.940
She could have just ambiantly floated to the planet we were going to anyway. And then she

01:00:15.940 --> 01:00:22.700
could have been standing there on the surface going like, what took you so long? She could

01:00:22.700 --> 01:00:28.540
have already built like a fucking, you know, like cafe or something like that. She'd be

01:00:28.540 --> 01:00:36.700
drinking like a matcha latte. What took you so long? Map out major story beats or rewind

01:00:36.700 --> 01:00:40.180
the previous one to unlock turning points to switch story paths. You can also use turning

01:00:40.180 --> 01:00:44.900
points to track secrets. This is a turning point. If you want to try another, if you

01:00:44.900 --> 01:00:48.820
want to kill her, if you want to see what it would look like if she died, you could

01:00:48.820 --> 01:00:51.380
go back. That's alright, we're chill.

01:01:01.460 --> 01:01:02.460
Should we tell Earth?

01:01:02.460 --> 01:01:07.500
Okay, wait, wait, wait. I wouldn't normally pause, but that's fucking funny. You think

01:01:07.500 --> 01:01:11.740
in like 3,000 years they're gonna dig up nutty putty cave and be like a person of great

01:01:11.740 --> 01:01:15.300
honor who was in Tomb Tear? This must have been an important ceremony.

01:01:15.300 --> 01:01:19.640
Didn't they blow it up with like a grenade or something?

01:01:19.640 --> 01:01:23.140
Didn't they throw a grenade down there so nobody else could ever get stuck in Nutty

01:01:23.140 --> 01:01:24.140
Putty Cave?

01:01:24.140 --> 01:01:32.740
Sorry, what is 0 of 44 skulls mean?

01:01:32.740 --> 01:01:38.420
Is that good or bad?

01:01:38.420 --> 01:01:46.420
We stick the protocol run diagnostics first, then we can decide what to do after that

01:01:57.420 --> 01:02:01.620
Years of work on that bonsai wrote your spaceship has two fucking holes

01:02:03.980 --> 01:02:07.140
You don't know much about horticulture do you hear me out?

01:02:07.140 --> 01:02:11.740
remember when I was reading fracture and repair and then with that chapter on

01:02:11.740 --> 01:02:17.900
kinsugi oh yes I remember bro be an active listener at least let her finish

01:02:17.900 --> 01:02:25.060
her sentence that's wonderful except I'm pretty sure kinsugi is for pottery

01:02:25.060 --> 01:02:27.060
Not plants

01:02:30.820 --> 01:02:34.040
Damn sins you said clear comms

01:02:36.620 --> 01:02:38.620
Are you okay

01:02:48.580 --> 01:02:50.580
Civilization pirates

01:02:50.580 --> 01:02:57.580
We're talking Sid Meier. He might as well handle the whole over it.

01:02:57.580 --> 01:03:09.580
Crew complex? I mean, not so far. Not so far. It seemed a little one-dimensional, to be honest with you.

01:03:09.580 --> 01:03:25.020
Well, first place I would probably look.

01:03:25.020 --> 01:03:32.020
the glowing blue chevron on my heads-up display.

01:03:47.420 --> 01:03:51.420
Child's laughter almost never a good thing on a space ship.

01:03:55.020 --> 01:03:57.020
I

01:03:57.060 --> 01:03:59.060
Sims

01:04:01.060 --> 01:04:03.340
No, man, she hasn't been posture maxing

01:04:06.020 --> 01:04:08.820
I'll probably ask if she's okay sims

01:04:10.780 --> 01:04:15.680
She hits the good the Michael Jackson gonna turn around be like talk to me

01:04:16.740 --> 01:04:20.900
He I know it's been tough for you out here

01:04:22.020 --> 01:04:24.020
But I thought you were past this

01:04:25.020 --> 01:04:28.700
I'm I'm here for you

01:04:35.820 --> 01:04:37.820
Never

01:04:43.660 --> 01:04:46.220
Just going to go wait dr. Cooper

01:04:49.820 --> 01:04:52.620
Then she got the fucking legendary maze, bro

01:04:55.020 --> 01:05:06.380
She got a loot!

01:05:06.380 --> 01:05:14.700
I'm weak to electrical damage.

01:05:14.700 --> 01:05:17.700
time I'm taking my ass to fuel junction.

01:05:25.700 --> 01:05:28.700
Sounds like she dropped something down the stairs.

01:05:41.700 --> 01:05:43.700
Does that have a certain David Schwimmer type quality?

01:05:44.700 --> 01:06:08.700
It's hard to let go. Earth is the only home we know. But the truth is, our home is dying.

01:06:08.700 --> 01:06:10.700
I don't want to hurt you.

01:06:10.700 --> 01:06:12.700
We need to let go.

01:06:12.700 --> 01:06:16.700
And ask what if.

01:06:16.700 --> 01:06:19.700
What if life is not as we know it?

01:06:19.700 --> 01:06:22.700
What if it's better?

01:06:22.700 --> 01:06:25.700
Oh, she's camping me.

01:06:25.700 --> 01:06:35.700
It's like trying to avoid seeing your mom on the day you get your report card.

01:06:35.700 --> 01:06:37.300
My mom is dead.

01:06:38.500 --> 01:06:39.800
Everyone is dead.

01:06:39.800 --> 01:06:40.800
Does she hear me?

01:06:41.800 --> 01:06:42.600
She...

01:06:42.600 --> 01:06:44.800
Don't say she's gonna molly the box.

01:06:44.800 --> 01:06:45.500
She's gonna...

01:06:45.500 --> 01:06:47.000
She's gonna turn around.

01:06:47.800 --> 01:06:49.200
Turn around!

01:06:53.500 --> 01:06:55.000
I've forgotten it all.

01:06:56.400 --> 01:06:58.100
I've forgotten everything.

01:07:05.700 --> 01:07:11.700
Damn, she kind of sucks, huh?

01:07:11.700 --> 01:07:20.100
She's like a moth.

01:07:20.100 --> 01:07:21.100
Low FLB.

01:07:21.100 --> 01:07:28.100
She's talking like Prince on Purple Rain.

01:07:51.100 --> 01:07:58.100
Okay, I actually did get a little bit scared there.

01:08:02.100 --> 01:08:04.100
Can anyone recap the story for me?

01:08:04.100 --> 01:08:07.100
Our spaceship blew two holes in it and she sussed.

01:08:07.100 --> 01:08:08.100
We're the only two people on it.

01:08:08.100 --> 01:08:12.100
Also, we're both about to die one way or the other.

01:08:12.100 --> 01:08:13.100
And then everyone's going to wake up and cry

01:08:13.100 --> 01:08:15.100
and cry out so you can be like, what happened here?

01:08:22.540 --> 01:08:23.740
Is she an imposter?

01:08:23.740 --> 01:08:26.020
She might, she might be an imposter,

01:08:26.020 --> 01:08:28.740
but I have, she's clearing herself.

01:08:30.460 --> 01:08:33.460
Which I'm told is not a reliable way to,

01:08:34.780 --> 01:08:36.640
to know who's sus and who's not.

01:08:43.100 --> 01:08:48.820
She did tasks?

01:08:48.820 --> 01:08:49.820
She literally did not do that.

01:08:49.820 --> 01:08:52.020
I did all the tasks.

01:08:52.020 --> 01:08:53.020
She did none tasks.

01:08:53.020 --> 01:08:56.020
We're all gonna die out here.

01:08:56.020 --> 01:08:57.660
She keeps saying that.

01:08:57.660 --> 01:09:03.300
But she's the one with the damn plus two to lightning damage mace, bro.

01:09:03.300 --> 01:09:33.220
Like it's literally shooting sparks off the walls.

01:09:33.220 --> 01:09:37.020
quarters bro I mean the way this game is going I'm more concerned about cruise

01:09:37.020 --> 01:09:39.340
holes

01:09:39.340 --> 01:09:41.340
what the fuck

01:09:46.700 --> 01:09:51.180
no this is the worst time possible for a windows update

01:09:51.180 --> 01:10:02.300
Oh my god.

01:10:02.300 --> 01:10:03.300
Use the bonsai.

01:10:03.300 --> 01:10:04.900
Grab the bonsai and hit her over the head.

01:10:04.900 --> 01:10:07.460
48 hours from flight crew, wake up.

01:10:07.460 --> 01:10:08.460
Something's wrong with Sims.

01:10:08.460 --> 01:10:09.460
I don't know.

01:10:09.460 --> 01:10:10.460
She attacked me.

01:10:10.460 --> 01:10:11.460
Oh god.

01:10:11.460 --> 01:10:17.380
She's trying to kill me.

01:10:17.380 --> 01:10:19.860
We were repairing an impact to the hull.

01:10:19.860 --> 01:10:27.540
separated to repair different areas of the ship with them.

01:10:27.540 --> 01:10:43.700
She's doing more damage to me than a fucking farmer's rat from Tim's.

01:10:43.700 --> 01:10:48.700
And this is normally where we would see the archivist walking through the, walking through

01:10:48.700 --> 01:10:53.680
the halls well-imagined dragons place it's only when we come he forgot to his

01:10:53.680 --> 01:10:57.380
sense so annoying you know the whole group chat is just like they see his

01:10:57.380 --> 01:11:02.460
face with like da da da next to it they're like it's been fucking hours man

01:11:02.460 --> 01:11:06.940
what the fuck are you typing in there war and peace

01:11:06.940 --> 01:11:15.940
Little Star.

01:11:15.940 --> 01:11:19.320
In the episode 1, Little Star.

01:11:19.320 --> 01:11:22.660
I know Big Star, man.

01:11:22.660 --> 01:11:25.700
September Girls.

01:11:25.700 --> 01:11:30.940
That 70's show theme song.

01:11:30.940 --> 01:12:00.100
Two days before lunch, in loving memory of Bill, funeral

01:12:00.100 --> 01:12:16.100
kind of crazy. I wasn't sure you'd be here. I wouldn't have missed it for the world.

01:12:16.100 --> 01:12:25.100
If you start early tonight, the Met says there's a storm building over the Atlantic.

01:12:25.100 --> 01:12:27.820
could be dark even in the future you can only talk about the weather

01:12:38.220 --> 01:12:41.180
makeup hair yeah posture

01:12:41.180 --> 01:12:44.180
No, you're talking about my swagger.

01:12:44.180 --> 01:12:48.180
Maybe I am.

01:12:48.180 --> 01:12:53.180
The cake is going to be waxy as fuck.

01:12:53.180 --> 01:12:55.180
Maybe they're future candles.

01:12:55.180 --> 01:12:59.180
Four years.

01:12:59.180 --> 01:13:02.180
It still doesn't feel real sometimes.

01:13:02.180 --> 01:13:06.180
Dad was always gone for years on a mission.

01:13:06.180 --> 01:13:10.180
I'm almost waiting for him to walk back through the door.

01:13:10.180 --> 01:13:12.180
through the door.

01:13:12.180 --> 01:13:13.500
And pop out of the cake.

01:13:13.500 --> 01:13:16.140
Every time I say your name, I'm taking right back

01:13:16.140 --> 01:13:17.700
to those first missions with him.

01:13:17.700 --> 01:13:20.180
Oh, I'm sorry.

01:13:20.180 --> 01:13:21.180
There's nothing to be sorry for.

01:13:21.180 --> 01:13:23.620
It would be so awesome to introduce someone as your dad's

01:13:23.620 --> 01:13:28.260
co-worker and then be like, oh, yeah.

01:13:28.260 --> 01:13:32.540
Oh, we were away on a business trip together.

01:13:32.540 --> 01:13:33.060
Where?

01:13:33.060 --> 01:13:35.940
Oh, the talceti.

01:13:35.940 --> 01:13:40.940
the closest habitable star with earth-like conditions.

01:13:41.760 --> 01:13:43.400
They'd be like, oh, shit.

01:13:43.400 --> 01:13:46.300
I thought you were in like fucking Chicago or something.

01:13:51.700 --> 01:13:53.000
I didn't hear what you said.

01:13:54.000 --> 01:13:59.000
What they want us to do is a lot to ask of someone.

01:14:00.140 --> 01:14:01.880
I understand your concerns, young,

01:14:01.880 --> 01:14:04.520
but what if we really got to lose?

01:14:05.940 --> 01:14:11.940
You know, I look at you now, and I see that kid flying wild into the sun.

01:14:11.940 --> 01:14:13.940
That was a long time ago.

01:14:13.940 --> 01:14:15.940
When your father and I were on the road...

01:14:15.940 --> 01:14:18.940
See? Like the aura from that sentence is so crazy.

01:14:20.940 --> 01:14:23.940
He never once panicked.

01:14:23.940 --> 01:14:25.940
Just treated it like any other job.

01:14:25.940 --> 01:14:28.940
Well, yeah, I'd be panicking if you lost the O2 tank.

01:14:28.940 --> 01:14:31.940
The CO2 tank? I could just get you another one, man.

01:14:31.940 --> 01:14:33.940
Just breathe out.

01:14:33.940 --> 01:14:40.340
Younger I asked him how he could be so relaxed and he just turned to me and he said

01:14:40.340 --> 01:14:45.540
Never forget why you started Never forget why you started

01:14:45.540 --> 01:14:52.780
Never forget why you started He'd have all the answers

01:14:52.780 --> 01:14:57.460
I can't even cut the damn cake Never did figure out how to eat one of these

01:14:57.460 --> 01:14:58.460
things

01:14:58.460 --> 01:15:00.460
What's that?

01:15:00.460 --> 01:15:02.460
Uh, what's that?

01:15:07.460 --> 01:15:10.460
Present day!

01:15:15.460 --> 01:15:17.460
Yippee!

01:15:28.460 --> 01:15:33.460
if you want 20 over 70

01:15:33.460 --> 01:15:36.460
or to it's 72

01:15:36.460 --> 01:15:38.460
little high temperature 97.2

01:15:38.460 --> 01:15:40.460
little little high on my

01:15:40.460 --> 01:15:42.460
that's her HRV sleep score

01:15:42.460 --> 01:15:44.460
take it easy

01:15:44.460 --> 01:15:46.460
you'll feel groggy for a while

01:15:46.460 --> 01:15:48.460
that's it

01:15:48.460 --> 01:15:52.460
oxygen saturation 95%

01:15:52.460 --> 01:15:54.460
low sense she's dropping

01:15:55.460 --> 01:15:56.460
Look up.

01:15:58.460 --> 01:16:00.460
Hey, low ass.

01:16:11.460 --> 01:16:15.460
We just erased your memory. You belong to the company now.

01:16:17.460 --> 01:16:19.460
Good morning, yeah.

01:16:19.460 --> 01:16:28.180
This cauldron sims should they be here well that is standard procedure but this is in

01:16:28.180 --> 01:16:33.220
the standard situation sims what's wrong you read Stafford and I were woken up automatically

01:16:33.220 --> 01:16:38.580
by the ship he's trying to reach the sleep technicians now sims so wake up some me you

01:16:38.580 --> 01:16:49.060
read what's going on what's going on we're reading multiple system crashes I've been

01:16:49.060 --> 01:16:56.060
been trying to establish why

01:16:59.060 --> 01:17:01.060
thanks

01:17:01.060 --> 01:17:03.060
where are we?

01:17:03.060 --> 01:17:05.060
we're in space

01:17:05.060 --> 01:17:10.060
within range of the marker and decelerating for orbit

01:17:10.060 --> 01:17:15.060
wreaking the second pilot now

01:17:15.060 --> 01:17:17.060
She can float

01:17:27.780 --> 01:17:29.780
I bet zero G sucks ass

01:17:30.300 --> 01:17:33.280
I bet you get a hug and sick of it pretty quick

01:17:34.300 --> 01:17:37.420
I bet you realize pretty damn quick that we were kind of like

01:17:37.420 --> 01:17:41.780
You know, meant for to have a certain degree of gravity.

01:17:54.580 --> 01:17:56.580
He's taking like one step back.

01:18:03.900 --> 01:18:05.900
Bro, we haven't even found the Sims yet!

01:18:07.420 --> 01:18:09.420
With Corinth.

01:18:20.420 --> 01:18:23.420
Oh, shit. Like I already see.

01:18:23.420 --> 01:18:26.420
Poor lad's got a hydro seal the size of a lemon.

01:18:26.420 --> 01:18:28.420
It's terminal.

01:18:33.420 --> 01:18:34.420
What?

01:18:34.420 --> 01:18:36.420
How bad y'all?

01:18:37.420 --> 01:18:48.800
He did say corn.

01:18:48.800 --> 01:18:53.860
That's why we dissected our mission statement and then scattered it across the terminals

01:18:53.860 --> 01:18:55.900
throughout the sleeping chambers.

01:18:55.900 --> 01:18:59.820
Wait, this is the same fucking message, bro.

01:18:59.820 --> 01:19:04.860
It's like when you're in line for a despicable me, Minion Rush at Universal Studios and they

01:19:04.860 --> 01:19:11.660
start playing the grew trivia again yeah I'm lost

01:19:11.740 --> 01:19:21.380
mentioned simple pleasure song big dog how you feeling hangover from hell

01:19:22.220 --> 01:19:30.620
Carter Sims do you read that not lately I've been watching a lot of videos but it

01:19:30.620 --> 01:19:33.780
was my New Year's resolution

01:19:34.860 --> 01:19:43.740
I'm asking that the 10 gigahertz communication frequency on where the hell are you to this is audible

01:19:53.420 --> 01:19:55.420
How bad are we talking

01:19:55.420 --> 01:20:16.080
Oh, there's a hole in the side of the ship, sir.

01:20:16.080 --> 01:20:23.220
I've been a little busy with the hole in the ship, sir.

01:20:23.220 --> 01:20:25.220
I understood, you're fucking fired.

01:20:26.220 --> 01:20:28.220
Apologies we weren't there to wake you, sir.

01:20:31.220 --> 01:20:33.220
Can you confirm how many of you are awake?

01:20:34.220 --> 01:20:36.220
Just before flight crew.

01:20:37.220 --> 01:20:39.220
We'll wake the others hell over in Asclean.

01:20:39.220 --> 01:20:41.220
She got the nefarious get up.

01:20:49.220 --> 01:20:51.220
Go check on Mitchell.

01:20:53.220 --> 01:21:06.020
the etsy of fit it's dad he's he's fucking faded man this is what he's going to be like

01:21:06.020 --> 01:21:10.780
on his first stream back he's just he gets he's still in there you can see from his smile

01:21:10.780 --> 01:21:19.540
oh whoa just smoozing four years of sleep wasn't enough huh whenever you're

01:21:19.540 --> 01:21:27.920
ready kiddo oh shit four years of sleep sounds like me when I see that he's

01:21:27.920 --> 01:21:35.980
hit a Tarkov vein on the always-on channel Riven shine sleeping beauty and

01:21:35.980 --> 01:21:39.180
And to what do I owe the honor of this royal welcome?

01:21:39.180 --> 01:21:40.780
There's been a whole breach.

01:21:40.780 --> 01:21:42.580
What did you say, baby Dan?

01:21:42.580 --> 01:21:44.140
Never have that haircut eye around.

01:21:44.140 --> 01:21:47.060
I would explain why our oxygen processing is done.

01:21:47.060 --> 01:21:49.900
That sounds bad.

01:21:49.900 --> 01:21:51.740
Sound of control.

01:21:51.740 --> 01:21:54.220
But we're only an hour from the marker.

01:21:54.220 --> 01:21:58.100
Young, wisely, begin engine checks in preparation for orbit.

01:21:58.100 --> 01:22:01.500
I'll take Mitchell and we'll reboot the CO2 scrubbers.

01:22:01.500 --> 01:22:03.580
I thought I saved some oxygen and go back to sleep.

01:22:03.580 --> 01:22:05.340
Come on, we have jobs to do.

01:22:05.340 --> 01:22:08.340
The voice doesn't sound right coming out of my friend's body.

01:22:14.340 --> 01:22:15.340
You feeling alright?

01:22:16.340 --> 01:22:17.340
Kind of weird.

01:22:17.340 --> 01:22:20.340
It feels like I went to sleep on the S-Fan.

01:22:20.340 --> 01:22:22.340
Now I've had 8-4 years in the making.

01:22:24.340 --> 01:22:27.340
It's like my body's going one way and my mind's going another.

01:22:27.340 --> 01:22:29.340
That's to be expected.

01:22:29.340 --> 01:22:31.340
It's a little twitchy.

01:22:31.340 --> 01:22:38.340
I'm not sure you take care of yourself over the course of the mission, body and mind.

01:22:38.340 --> 01:22:39.340
You understand?

01:22:39.340 --> 01:22:44.340
Well, these guns have been asleep way too long.

01:22:44.340 --> 01:22:49.340
You know I love your jokes.

01:22:49.340 --> 01:22:55.340
I've always loved your jokes like that.

01:22:55.340 --> 01:23:00.340
Got your belt buckle on backwards, buddy.

01:23:00.340 --> 01:23:15.340
How much you benched your grandfather now it's a hell of an encore first man to exit

01:23:15.340 --> 01:23:29.900
planetary mission not bad for commanders farewell retirement isn't for me or do we go he should

01:23:29.900 --> 01:23:34.960
be saying something like yeah I just can't wait I just can't wait to be on

01:23:34.960 --> 01:23:40.600
my back deck overlooking the mountains cup of coffee in my hand my family around

01:23:40.600 --> 01:23:47.720
me should be saying some shit like that just one day from retirement my duty is

01:23:47.720 --> 01:23:53.040
to serve it's all I've ever known I'm the luckiest commander in the car in

01:23:53.040 --> 01:23:58.080
ranks for the best team I could have asked for. There's no other crew like us.

01:23:58.080 --> 01:24:01.600
Yeah, you work like balance of shot.

01:24:01.600 --> 01:24:03.600
A damn tragedy.

01:24:05.600 --> 01:24:07.600
What's your take on Anders?

01:24:07.600 --> 01:24:09.600
Bit of a labor placement, huh?

01:24:11.600 --> 01:24:12.480
You trust her?

01:24:12.480 --> 01:24:14.480
She's got the mumps, man.

01:24:16.720 --> 01:24:18.720
I trust the recruitment process.

01:24:18.720 --> 01:24:21.040
I trust the current recruitment process.

01:24:21.040 --> 01:24:29.040
If McNamara was the best, Anders is a close second, especially given Koopa's seal of approval.

01:24:29.040 --> 01:24:30.040
Koopa?

01:24:30.040 --> 01:24:31.040
I guess so.

01:24:31.040 --> 01:24:36.040
Isley, we're almost at hydroponics. Head over when you're done.

01:24:39.040 --> 01:24:43.040
Man, they got the Sims, they got Mario, they got Dan?

01:24:43.040 --> 01:24:48.040
Okay, remind me why we're here. Because the technicians didn't do their jobs.

01:24:48.040 --> 01:24:51.040
They'll need to bring the reactor to full power.

01:24:52.040 --> 01:24:56.040
You know, I've never flown with something with a reactor this size.

01:24:56.040 --> 01:24:58.040
You weren't worried it might pop?

01:24:59.040 --> 01:25:02.040
They'd get more unstable the bigger they are, don't they?

01:25:02.040 --> 01:25:06.040
Don't be sensational. The tech's come a long way since Jessup Station.

01:25:06.040 --> 01:25:08.040
You'd struggle to break this one even if you tried.

01:25:08.040 --> 01:25:10.040
How can you be so sure?

01:25:10.040 --> 01:25:13.040
Because I trust the science. And I trust my ship.

01:25:14.040 --> 01:25:16.040
And we're gonna science the shit out of this.

01:25:16.040 --> 01:25:21.140
out of this. We need to get back on schedule. I'm opening up my messenger system. It's

01:25:21.140 --> 01:25:30.020
dark as hell in Hydro. Why was he talking like a like a rapper or something? It's

01:25:30.020 --> 01:25:40.860
dark as hell in Hydro. I support you. I said give me two sex I'll get the lights.

01:25:40.860 --> 01:25:45.860
Your feelings are valid. It'd be great if we could get the lights on ASAP.

01:25:45.860 --> 01:25:51.360
Yeah, it was good to see you.

01:25:51.360 --> 01:25:53.360
I see you now are down in the reactor room.

01:25:53.360 --> 01:25:54.360
No, I don't want to see you.

01:25:54.360 --> 01:25:56.360
Lowell, how's she getting on?

01:25:56.360 --> 01:25:58.360
She's fine.

01:25:58.360 --> 01:26:00.360
Small talk isn't exactly her forte.

01:26:00.360 --> 01:26:01.360
I appreciate it.

01:26:01.360 --> 01:26:03.360
She wasn't made second in command for her small talk.

01:26:03.360 --> 01:26:05.360
Lowell!

01:26:05.360 --> 01:26:07.360
You will, she's one of the good ones.

01:26:07.360 --> 01:26:09.360
What about you, Carter?

01:26:09.360 --> 01:26:10.360
You doing okay?

01:26:10.360 --> 01:26:11.360
How's it looking down there?

01:26:11.360 --> 01:26:13.360
Need any support?

01:26:13.360 --> 01:26:16.360
You need any support? Winky tongue out?

01:26:16.360 --> 01:26:21.360
Sims? You both okay? Stafford's worried about you.

01:26:21.360 --> 01:26:24.360
Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:26:24.360 --> 01:26:28.360
Last rep. Damn.

01:26:33.360 --> 01:26:38.360
She typed without realizing it and I can see that she's typing and now she can't pretend not to have read it.

01:26:38.360 --> 01:27:08.320
Yeah, I'm gonna say we deactivate the landing computer to keep the

01:27:08.320 --> 01:27:10.320
the fire control for now.

01:27:13.820 --> 01:27:14.820
There we go.

01:27:25.320 --> 01:27:26.320
You're gonna need the land?

01:27:26.320 --> 01:27:29.320
Wrong land and I got the imposter of oneness on the ship!

01:27:29.320 --> 01:27:31.820
If I land, the whole civilization could be fucked!

01:27:38.320 --> 01:27:45.320
I'm gonna go get a gun.

01:27:45.320 --> 01:27:47.320
Hey, sit down on the nappylcary roots.

01:27:47.320 --> 01:27:48.320
Bite me.

01:27:48.320 --> 01:27:49.320
Really?

01:27:49.320 --> 01:27:53.320
No, it's good to see you taking care of your mental health.

01:27:53.320 --> 01:27:57.320
The engines are prepped and the power plant is fully operational, Commander.

01:27:57.320 --> 01:27:59.320
We're ready for a bit.

01:27:59.320 --> 01:28:00.320
Excellent.

01:28:00.320 --> 01:28:01.320
Work, Isley.

01:28:01.320 --> 01:28:02.320
Can you guys keep it?

01:28:02.320 --> 01:28:04.320
Can you keep it down over there?

01:28:04.320 --> 01:28:05.320
Um, I don't know.

01:28:05.320 --> 01:28:06.320
I don't know.

01:28:06.320 --> 01:28:09.320
But given the circumstances, I'd say they're both performing well.

01:28:10.320 --> 01:28:12.320
Probably just.

01:28:12.320 --> 01:28:15.320
That tree was a neat addition.

01:28:15.320 --> 01:28:17.320
It's good to have a reminder of home.

01:28:17.320 --> 01:28:21.320
Actually, it measurably reduces the load on our oxygen scrubbers.

01:28:21.320 --> 01:28:25.320
Plus, its canopy serves as an effective dust filter.

01:28:25.320 --> 01:28:30.320
But yes, I had a hot thorn just like it in my garden back at home.

01:28:30.320 --> 01:28:32.320
It's actually a cutting.

01:28:32.320 --> 01:28:34.520
I'm glad you're with us, I think.

01:28:34.520 --> 01:28:36.520
This ship is all you.

01:28:36.520 --> 01:28:38.520
You should be proud to sail board it.

01:28:38.520 --> 01:28:42.520
It's definitely like 99% steel and aluminum.

01:28:46.520 --> 01:28:48.520
Long-ass joke, man.

01:28:48.520 --> 01:28:52.520
I must say, I'm disappointed with our sea technicians.

01:28:52.520 --> 01:28:55.520
I'd expect it more efficiency from them.

01:28:55.520 --> 01:29:03.260
I'd expect it more efficiency from them you think they should have been there to

01:29:03.260 --> 01:29:06.260
wake us I'd like to know why they thought the repairs were more important

01:29:06.260 --> 01:29:14.200
but there's a hole in the shaft I'd like to check their service logs I accept

01:29:14.200 --> 01:29:21.400
this very well because I know that there sucks but I see do remember that we're

01:29:21.400 --> 01:29:39.640
all a long way from home we sure bros not retired you just woke up from a

01:29:39.640 --> 01:29:44.840
four-year nap he's busy looking at the damn tree

01:29:51.400 --> 01:29:56.400
Oh, when the Roomba suss?

01:30:03.400 --> 01:30:07.400
Oh, shit.

01:30:10.400 --> 01:30:13.400
Imagine?

01:30:14.400 --> 01:30:19.400
You don't need to break the Roomba, bro. Just put it next to a flight of stairs.

01:30:19.400 --> 01:30:23.400
It's beautiful out there.

01:30:23.400 --> 01:30:27.400
Sure is.

01:30:27.400 --> 01:30:31.400
You ever think what you might have been if you were a pilot?

01:30:31.400 --> 01:30:35.400
No chance. This has always been it for me.

01:30:35.400 --> 01:30:39.400
God damn right.

01:30:39.400 --> 01:30:43.400
I could die out here. Yep.

01:30:43.400 --> 01:30:47.400
But that is not going to happen. No, I mean like, it'd be cool.

01:30:47.400 --> 01:30:48.400
lagged at dying out of space.

01:30:48.400 --> 01:30:49.400
What do you do?

01:30:49.400 --> 01:30:50.400
Gosh, no, no, no.

01:30:50.400 --> 01:30:51.400
I'd be dead.

01:30:51.400 --> 01:30:52.400
No, I meant with my body.

01:30:52.400 --> 01:30:58.400
If I had died, would you just pop the airlock and send me floating out into space?

01:30:58.400 --> 01:31:03.400
I'd be doing some weekend at Bernie's ship for sure.

01:31:03.400 --> 01:31:04.400
Hmm.

01:31:04.400 --> 01:31:08.080
Company guideline state, no littering in all bit.

01:31:08.080 --> 01:31:10.400
That definitely includes your dead arse.

01:31:10.400 --> 01:31:11.400
Cold-blooded.

01:31:11.400 --> 01:31:16.400
Actually, Hydra, you'd make me a good man.

01:31:16.400 --> 01:31:20.000
You'd make perfect fertilizer for the shrubbery.

01:31:20.000 --> 01:31:23.200
You know, like a back-to-nature kind of thing.

01:31:23.200 --> 01:31:24.800
I could visit every night.

01:31:24.800 --> 01:31:26.800
Fill you in on the latest.

01:31:26.800 --> 01:31:30.400
But don't go dying just yet.

01:31:30.400 --> 01:31:32.600
All for you, I'd go for promotion.

01:31:32.600 --> 01:31:34.000
Freeze drying.

01:31:34.000 --> 01:31:35.000
Seriously?

01:31:35.000 --> 01:31:37.000
Yeah, it'd be kind of fine.

01:31:37.000 --> 01:31:38.600
Put you into an airtight bag,

01:31:38.600 --> 01:31:40.600
stick you around to negative 270 degrees,

01:31:40.600 --> 01:31:41.600
shake you around a little

01:31:41.600 --> 01:31:43.200
until you shatter into a million pieces.

01:31:43.200 --> 01:31:46.200
With that one co-worker who's a little too dumb?

01:31:46.200 --> 01:31:48.200
Find the ground young

01:31:57.000 --> 01:32:03.600
You were like what would you do with my body and then she did not ask and you were like I basically break you into like a trillie pieces

01:32:03.800 --> 01:32:05.800
Don't even joke about that. Oh

01:32:06.760 --> 01:32:08.760
What's he knew?

01:32:08.760 --> 01:32:11.760
I can't tell if you're joking or just being an ass.

01:32:11.760 --> 01:32:14.760
There were no signs. He always lit up a room.

01:32:14.760 --> 01:32:17.760
He was just like anybody and he was so handsome.

01:32:17.760 --> 01:32:19.760
He was so handsome.

01:32:20.760 --> 01:32:23.760
He was too handsome to be a serial killer.

01:32:23.760 --> 01:32:39.920
If you got to go, just go.

01:32:39.920 --> 01:32:44.640
It's not going to disappear.

01:32:44.640 --> 01:32:54.080
Oh, next recording buffering.

01:32:54.080 --> 01:33:01.160
Okay, that's a very embarrassing shot, to be honest.

01:33:01.160 --> 01:33:11.480
Yeah, I remember this.

01:33:11.480 --> 01:33:14.480
I played it about 12 minutes ago.

01:33:23.480 --> 01:33:25.480
Shit looked like a house in 1977.

01:33:30.480 --> 01:33:32.480
Wait, wait, this is where things went wrong.

01:33:41.480 --> 01:33:51.560
No, don't go just out of frame.

01:33:51.560 --> 01:33:56.800
Don't go just out of frame.

01:33:56.800 --> 01:34:01.800
It's recording buffering.

01:34:01.800 --> 01:34:25.440
drink verification can that's us man little hot dog still in their wrapper

01:34:25.440 --> 01:34:35.440
That was the alien shit. Did you guys hear that fucking alien?

01:34:35.440 --> 01:34:44.440
You guys think if you're married they could have you sleep in the same pod?

01:34:44.440 --> 01:34:49.440
Maybe you'd sleep better in like a, in separate pods. I don't know.

01:34:49.440 --> 01:34:52.440
I might take offense to be on. I get it.

01:34:52.440 --> 01:34:58.060
They say I fucking get it. I mean four years of sleep. Oh shit

01:35:08.360 --> 01:35:10.360
Damn she's locked in man

01:35:22.440 --> 01:35:29.240
It'll be great until she steals the blanket for four years. All you wake up cold as fuck for sure. Absolutely

01:35:30.760 --> 01:35:35.600
But she starts telling you about the four-year long dream she had where you were not very nice

01:35:37.640 --> 01:35:39.640
And you got to be like, damn

01:35:40.640 --> 01:35:44.920
Damn three and a half years of me being an asshole in your dream. That's crazy

01:35:52.440 --> 01:36:09.800
What's up y'all?

01:36:09.800 --> 01:36:10.800
Just a video?

01:36:10.800 --> 01:36:11.800
He's like, oh fuck.

01:36:11.800 --> 01:36:12.800
I'm one day away from retirement.

01:36:12.800 --> 01:36:13.800
I'm about to get...

01:36:13.800 --> 01:36:15.800
You are one crook.

01:36:17.320 --> 01:36:18.120
Jesus.

01:36:18.120 --> 01:36:19.640
He's like, oh fuck.

01:36:19.640 --> 01:36:21.160
I'm one day away from retirement.

01:36:21.160 --> 01:36:23.400
I'm about to get Cuban resource.

01:36:23.400 --> 01:36:25.480
Sleep technicians.

01:36:25.480 --> 01:36:27.720
I thought I'd check their surveillance logs,

01:36:27.720 --> 01:36:29.000
and I found something weird.

01:36:31.480 --> 01:36:33.160
Look at the time code on this one.

01:36:33.160 --> 01:36:34.040
She's dressed.

01:36:34.040 --> 01:36:36.760
Seems to hear she's dressed normally.

01:36:36.760 --> 01:36:37.560
They should be running.

01:36:37.560 --> 01:36:39.720
Shortly after that, she's dressed kind of evil.

01:36:39.720 --> 01:36:42.920
No, Claude, but the systems are collecting all over the ship.

01:36:42.920 --> 01:36:45.420
The camera probably crashed, but the time call kept running.

01:36:45.720 --> 01:36:46.620
That's an assumption.

01:36:47.420 --> 01:36:48.420
What are you suggesting?

01:36:52.220 --> 01:36:53.120
Do you think it's odd?

01:36:53.920 --> 01:36:54.920
Don't you think it's odd?

01:36:55.820 --> 01:36:59.820
Is it normal behavior to be standing still, staring at us for hours on end?

01:37:02.720 --> 01:37:03.620
What's going on?

01:37:05.420 --> 01:37:06.420
I don't know, Isley.

01:37:07.420 --> 01:37:08.720
I'm only good catch to me.

01:37:08.720 --> 01:37:12.840
And how do you explain the missing files just as things get abnormal?

01:37:14.880 --> 01:37:18.480
Must have been the wind we don't know how bad the systems have been damaged

01:37:18.800 --> 01:37:23.980
We have to consider the facts before jumping to conclusions if you need me. I'll be at the tree on this tape

01:37:25.040 --> 01:37:29.320
Commander we're coming up to the market now. We need to prep the booster in detachment

01:37:30.640 --> 01:37:32.640
Confirmed thanks young

01:37:33.560 --> 01:37:38.680
You're welcome oji. I see you're the last person I need to remind how important this mission is

01:37:38.720 --> 01:37:45.720
Stop coming up with problems. Stop coming up with things that can get in the way of our mission.

01:37:45.720 --> 01:37:46.720
Sir.

01:37:46.720 --> 01:37:49.720
What more do you want?

01:37:53.720 --> 01:37:59.720
I want a full report. Yeah, I want a full... Something doesn't sit right. I want a full report.

01:37:59.720 --> 01:38:02.720
Something doesn't sit right with me.

01:38:02.720 --> 01:38:06.720
Something about this doesn't sit right with me.

01:38:08.720 --> 01:38:11.720
If I wanted you to sit right, I'd get you a Herman Miller.

01:38:11.720 --> 01:38:13.720
I'll speak to them. Don't worry.

01:38:13.720 --> 01:38:15.720
I just think it's worth getting in touch with them.

01:38:15.720 --> 01:38:17.720
Unfortunately, we have a contract with DX Racer.

01:38:17.720 --> 01:38:20.720
We'll need all hands on deck for the detachment.

01:38:21.720 --> 01:38:23.720
Especially in my second command.

01:38:24.720 --> 01:38:26.720
Do you mind if I speak to Carter and Sims?

01:38:26.720 --> 01:38:28.720
Talk to them. Trust me.

01:38:35.720 --> 01:38:36.720
Screw it.

01:39:08.720 --> 01:39:15.020
Shorting the shit fucking hoes. You're sorry. I got oh, did you see the Leafs won the fucking draft lottery again?

01:39:17.520 --> 01:39:20.380
Sorry commander, there's just too much interference down there

01:39:21.960 --> 01:39:26.780
Just make sure he's well clear of that before we engage the breaking bar take care of sounds

01:39:26.780 --> 01:39:39.300
She'd be up, she's dead.

01:39:39.300 --> 01:39:46.100
Don't ask alien if you didn't realize that when the human body does that, it kills us.

01:39:46.100 --> 01:39:49.300
Booster ring isn't designed for close orbit.

01:39:49.300 --> 01:39:53.620
To ensure its integrity, we're releasing it into a safer orbit around the planet while

01:39:53.620 --> 01:39:55.120
outside the atmosphere.

01:39:55.120 --> 01:39:56.120
Planet Puppetron.

01:39:56.120 --> 01:40:01.580
Once the Cassiopeia is in orbit around Tau Setti F, we'll wake the science crew and begin

01:40:01.580 --> 01:40:06.780
the planetary survey for the landing team on the Andromeda.

01:40:06.780 --> 01:40:08.460
Manual detached sequence set.

01:40:08.460 --> 01:40:09.460
Confirmed.

01:40:09.460 --> 01:40:10.460
Sequence is primed.

01:40:10.460 --> 01:40:11.460
On my mark.

01:40:11.460 --> 01:40:13.460
I'm up hard sci-fi

01:40:29.580 --> 01:40:32.640
We should have visual on Tau City F now. Let's get her up on screen

01:40:41.460 --> 01:40:49.460
The men ingidest my boy, man.

01:40:49.460 --> 01:40:53.460
If only Dot could have seen this.

01:40:53.460 --> 01:40:56.460
I know.

01:40:56.460 --> 01:41:00.460
Unfortunately, Heaven doesn't have a telescope.

01:41:00.460 --> 01:41:05.460
Hey, maybe we should land this thing.

01:41:05.460 --> 01:41:08.460
Take a little walk before the Andromeda gets here.

01:41:08.460 --> 01:41:10.460
Not this again.

01:41:10.460 --> 01:41:12.460
Look, I get it.

01:41:12.460 --> 01:41:15.460
Not enough fuel to land and get home.

01:41:15.460 --> 01:41:17.460
I'm just saying, it's about legacy.

01:41:17.460 --> 01:41:19.460
This isn't about fortune and glory.

01:41:19.460 --> 01:41:21.460
It's about power.

01:41:21.460 --> 01:41:24.460
We were chosen to clear a path for history to be made.

01:41:24.460 --> 01:41:26.460
Think about that.

01:41:26.460 --> 01:41:28.460
We trained together.

01:41:28.460 --> 01:41:29.460
We launched.

01:41:29.460 --> 01:41:30.460
We planed together.

01:41:30.460 --> 01:41:32.460
We rocketed together.

01:41:32.460 --> 01:41:34.460
And we returned together.

01:41:34.460 --> 01:41:37.460
It's not about what we do here.

01:41:37.460 --> 01:41:42.460
That's what we learn.

01:41:42.460 --> 01:41:49.460
They don't we gotta forge the way for the next great leap in human progress.

01:41:49.460 --> 01:41:53.460
Okay, he's good.

01:41:53.460 --> 01:41:58.460
Best of the best.

01:41:58.460 --> 01:42:00.460
They're in sorghum as captain.

01:42:00.460 --> 01:42:04.460
There are anomalous issues regarding the sleep crew.

01:42:04.460 --> 01:42:06.460
I'm going to perform a search of their quarters.

01:42:09.160 --> 01:42:11.660
After that, she should perform a search of their holes.

01:42:12.660 --> 01:42:14.560
But something is not right.

01:42:20.460 --> 01:42:21.960
Marcus Williams.

01:42:23.060 --> 01:42:24.260
Don't have time to stand around.

01:42:24.760 --> 01:42:25.460
Yeah, yeah.

01:42:25.460 --> 01:42:28.060
It's done before Stafford has my head.

01:42:29.260 --> 01:42:33.660
Is there something about space travel where it costs like a million dollars per ounce to like,

01:42:33.660 --> 01:42:38.660
So I'm just asking because there's a statue of like solid granite

01:42:44.140 --> 01:42:46.140
See the XO

01:42:46.380 --> 01:42:52.240
To me XO is a sauce you can on fried rice, okay? That's my way of saying I don't know what that means

01:43:03.660 --> 01:43:13.100
We're still chill.

01:43:13.100 --> 01:43:15.860
The thing is hollow and full of wine.

01:43:15.860 --> 01:43:28.860
You sound like Olenna Tyrell.

01:43:28.860 --> 01:43:42.980
wake up day I can't get into the door happy wake-up day

01:43:46.340 --> 01:43:52.100
no no open it up please I'd like to see more all this because I have to divert

01:43:52.100 --> 01:43:57.820
Get the motherfucking power or something.

01:43:57.820 --> 01:44:00.260
Search the upper-age room.

01:44:00.260 --> 01:44:04.340
Wouldn't...

01:44:04.340 --> 01:44:07.420
Or sparking up, man.

01:44:07.420 --> 01:44:11.780
Uncle, come on.

01:44:11.780 --> 01:44:19.780
You can just type exactly what I need to do.

01:44:19.780 --> 01:44:32.700
You hack it by other window. It's that simple. Lockdown lifted. Lockdown in effect. Well,

01:44:32.700 --> 01:44:36.180
that'll keep the aliens from getting into the room. It's that simple.

01:44:36.180 --> 01:44:38.580
Well, at least they made the wake-up cake.

01:44:38.580 --> 01:44:49.540
Rolston. Happy wake-up day. I know this cake. Bottom layer, thick, cookie base. Middle layer,

01:44:49.540 --> 01:44:58.360
crumbs, top layer, oh delicious DQ soft serve. And every bite you're like this

01:44:58.360 --> 01:45:01.720
layer is my favorite, then you take the next bite and you're like wait maybe

01:45:01.720 --> 01:45:09.640
this layer is my favorite. And COP a cash crisis. Can you put a price tag on

01:45:09.640 --> 01:45:14.760
our future? The resounding answer from governments around the world is no, this

01:45:14.760 --> 01:45:18.520
This is science fiction man, holy cow.

01:45:28.240 --> 01:45:29.960
I thought right click was zoom.

01:45:29.960 --> 01:45:31.080
Not bad y'all.

01:45:31.080 --> 01:45:32.040
Oh shit.

01:45:34.080 --> 01:45:36.240
CEO Lamarcus Williams.

01:45:36.240 --> 01:45:37.360
One, three, five, seven, six.

01:45:37.360 --> 01:45:38.860
One, three, five, seven, six.

01:45:38.860 --> 01:45:58.460
No shot LaMarcus's Peter Whelan did his ass right onto the ship, 1-3-5-7-6.

01:45:58.460 --> 01:46:00.460
I did catch her venting.

01:46:11.600 --> 01:46:14.060
It's a revolution in video gaming.

01:46:14.060 --> 01:46:16.400
You don't open the door via the door anymore.

01:46:16.400 --> 01:46:19.400
You open it via a terminal on the side.

01:46:19.400 --> 01:46:20.400
What?

01:46:22.900 --> 01:46:23.900
What?

01:46:23.900 --> 01:46:38.340
You open it via an app. Yeah, bro. You don't have a phone? Just get the app, bro. It's

01:46:38.340 --> 01:46:46.140
on the app. Oh, yeah. When your power goes out, we just go and just shoot flames out

01:46:46.140 --> 01:46:52.380
of it. But like that only happens. Either in a situation where a software update goes

01:46:52.380 --> 01:47:03.860
bad or if you ever lost power or Wi-Fi connection for whatever reason a secret

01:47:03.860 --> 01:47:08.860
What a tongue shake.

01:47:14.860 --> 01:47:16.860
Group complex.

01:47:17.860 --> 01:47:19.860
Hang on.

01:47:20.860 --> 01:47:23.860
I've learned how to handle it.

01:47:33.860 --> 01:47:36.940
How have you guarded me with me and had your planets, don't you worry?

01:47:38.380 --> 01:47:40.380
It's important to be mindful

01:47:40.580 --> 01:47:46.300
We're hot technicians that means we're awake for the four years started a vlog channel while we were asleep, man

01:47:46.300 --> 01:47:52.260
And before your journey back right as the wake of crew or sleep group as we like to say

01:47:52.540 --> 01:47:55.900
This is like when prank versus prank announced that they were breaking up

01:47:55.900 --> 01:48:23.580
Well, in a manner of speaking, let's just say like his body might be making another appearance.

01:48:23.580 --> 01:48:29.160
Oh shit, with haste, man.

01:48:29.160 --> 01:48:31.560
Awarded for exceptional bravery to Bill Young.

01:48:31.560 --> 01:48:34.360
Just put that back on the ground where it belongs.

01:48:34.360 --> 01:48:38.200
He'll give Bill's to just about anybody.

01:48:38.200 --> 01:48:41.960
More like Bill Olds.

01:48:41.960 --> 01:48:45.320
I think he's Bill Dead, man.

01:48:45.320 --> 01:48:49.400
Yep, key code required.

01:48:49.400 --> 01:48:52.640
Key codes can be found in the nearby area.

01:48:52.640 --> 01:48:58.160
Yeah, nearby, like my brain.

01:48:58.160 --> 01:49:05.720
I'd like to enter 13576, please.

01:49:05.720 --> 01:49:11.320
That's me!

01:49:11.320 --> 01:49:33.280
I would die a hundred times if it meant humanity could survive.

01:49:33.280 --> 01:49:38.320
He's got his own quote on the back, man.

01:49:38.320 --> 01:49:50.320
I must read for those who say it's too late for humanity, as Lamarcus would say, not today.

01:49:50.320 --> 01:49:52.320
Words to live by, not today.

01:49:52.320 --> 01:49:55.320
When he said not today, I clapped and cheered.

01:49:55.320 --> 01:50:00.320
Of course, he would have a podcast.

01:50:00.320 --> 01:50:04.320
Bro, have you seen the Lamarcus Williams episode with Mishima yet?

01:50:04.320 --> 01:50:09.320
They got I'm not one of those guys. I'm not like a politics guy, but they had some really interesting stuff

01:50:09.320 --> 01:50:11.320
Just stuff to think about you know

01:50:19.200 --> 01:50:28.400
Revived Mishima we've we've recreated Mishima in the aggregate through the use of several large language modules

01:50:28.400 --> 01:50:38.400
That's how the Wi-Fi be looking in the cafe.

01:50:38.400 --> 01:50:53.720
What the h- at the door that opened by itself?

01:50:53.720 --> 01:50:57.720
Something new conversation mentioned.

01:50:57.720 --> 01:50:59.880
New conversa- new conversation mentioned.

01:50:59.880 --> 01:51:03.760
Eyes we come in, you're needed in the cockpit, where are you?

01:51:03.760 --> 01:51:06.760
I'm down in tech quarters, the place is a mess.

01:51:06.760 --> 01:51:07.760
Anything else out of the u-

01:51:07.760 --> 01:51:11.400
is not give a fuck man there's a hole in the ship there's shit flying around all

01:51:11.400 --> 01:51:15.080
over the place there's two people that we haven't been able to get eyes on yet

01:51:15.080 --> 01:51:19.200
that are doing shady shit and he's like is there anything wrong other than that

01:51:19.200 --> 01:51:24.640
no ah don't worry when everything's unusual the unusual is normal we'll

01:51:24.640 --> 01:51:32.960
figure it out look at my captain bro we're fucked nonchalant ass

01:51:37.760 --> 01:51:42.600
He's been coaxed into a snafu.

01:51:42.600 --> 01:51:44.840
Oh shit, not this.

01:51:44.840 --> 01:51:45.840
Like Mr. Beast, man.

01:51:45.840 --> 01:51:46.840
They fucking blew up.

01:51:46.840 --> 01:52:02.040
They got the biggest channel on the whole ship.

01:52:02.040 --> 01:52:03.040
Mr. Orbeez.

01:52:03.040 --> 01:52:05.400
Mr. Orbeez gets me every time.

01:52:05.400 --> 01:52:07.640
And the damn chess board got flipped, man.

01:52:07.640 --> 01:52:09.640
I

01:52:17.160 --> 01:52:19.160
Am searching the crew quarters

01:52:31.960 --> 01:52:35.560
I mean it's not too bad bros got like 10 days off in the middle

01:52:37.640 --> 01:52:50.960
Yeah, a goo alien doesn't know how to solve a win end game.

01:52:50.960 --> 01:52:52.960
Key code required.

01:52:52.960 --> 01:52:59.840
Okay, the password, excuse me, I got trapped by a damn pillow.

01:52:59.840 --> 01:53:02.880
The password is his daughter's birthday.

01:53:03.600 --> 01:53:05.600
It's a hell of a puzzle, bro

01:53:09.120 --> 01:53:17.820
August 28th, that's a security fail. Well, yeah, but who's gonna hack his shit on the ship, you know like an alien

01:53:22.960 --> 01:53:24.960
There's only six other motherfuckers here

01:53:24.960 --> 01:53:36.320
So you don't need to type 0828. I can figure this one out for myself. I might need you later when I

01:53:36.320 --> 01:53:46.200
get stuck at a closed door that requires clicking a button to open. Real shit like this, no problem.

01:53:54.960 --> 01:54:04.900
Also, I just want to say something. I think the alien is making an error. Like it just

01:54:04.900 --> 01:54:09.480
crashed onto the ship. I wouldn't be out there trying to murder them. At least be trying

01:54:09.480 --> 01:54:14.900
to eat something first. Maybe get a couple of free meals. I'm just going out here trying

01:54:14.900 --> 01:54:17.740
to figure out how to kill everybody on the spaceship.

01:54:17.740 --> 01:54:21.740
Still in engineering, huh?

01:54:21.740 --> 01:54:25.740
Right, new conversation.

01:54:25.740 --> 01:54:29.740
I have some questions. Can you report in?

01:54:29.740 --> 01:54:33.740
Carter, I've been trying to get through to you. Where are you?

01:54:33.740 --> 01:54:37.740
Up to my arms and fixes at the moment. I'll report back soon.

01:54:37.740 --> 01:54:41.740
What fixes? In the guts. Trust me, lots of...

01:54:41.740 --> 01:54:45.740
If these walls could talk, man. Have you conducted flight checks for orbit?

01:54:45.740 --> 01:54:48.140
Have you conducted flight checks for orbit?

01:54:48.140 --> 01:54:49.900
Damn, hiding you too, Isley.

01:54:49.900 --> 01:54:51.820
I mean, she is being real nosy.

01:54:52.740 --> 01:54:53.980
Haven't heard from you for a while.

01:54:53.980 --> 01:54:55.180
Has something come up?

01:54:57.740 --> 01:55:00.100
Stafford mentioned you were working on the antenna updates.

01:55:00.100 --> 01:55:02.180
Yes, almost finished with them.

01:55:03.860 --> 01:55:08.540
That's great, except there aren't any antenna updates.

01:55:08.540 --> 01:55:10.020
Oh, shit.

01:55:13.100 --> 01:55:15.380
The alien is like, what the, oh, fuck,

01:55:15.380 --> 01:55:16.820
What the fuck?

01:55:19.300 --> 01:55:20.740
She's gonna call me, so we're gonna hit

01:55:20.740 --> 01:55:21.940
the emergency meeting budding,

01:55:21.940 --> 01:55:25.380
and she's gonna call me sus.

01:55:25.380 --> 01:55:26.940
And that's how you know,

01:55:26.940 --> 01:55:30.300
but then probably all the other people are gonna be like,

01:55:30.300 --> 01:55:32.500
maybe she is sus, they're gonna vote me out.

01:55:35.300 --> 01:55:36.340
Just gearing up for orbit.

01:55:36.340 --> 01:55:38.940
I wanted to say thank you for handling the wakeup.

01:55:38.940 --> 01:55:40.860
You handle it really smoothly.

01:55:40.860 --> 01:55:42.140
I accept your compliment.

01:55:42.140 --> 01:55:48.260
It's nice to wake up to a friendly face.

01:55:48.260 --> 01:55:50.180
We appreciate it, smiley face.

01:55:50.180 --> 01:55:51.580
I'm glad.

01:55:51.580 --> 01:55:53.300
No smiley face.

01:55:53.300 --> 01:55:57.780
Neuro-typical ass.

01:55:57.780 --> 01:56:05.140
It's been one minute of gameplay time to check my discord.

01:56:05.140 --> 01:56:08.420
We approached the marker in less than an hour.

01:56:08.420 --> 01:56:11.340
I've just been catching up with staffer.

01:56:11.340 --> 01:56:12.940
I must insist.

01:56:12.940 --> 01:56:14.060
I'm all business.

01:56:15.820 --> 01:56:17.540
Come on, we've been asleep for four years.

01:56:17.540 --> 01:56:20.100
Then you shouldn't have much to catch up on.

01:56:20.100 --> 01:56:22.100
You're really one of a kind, aren't you?

01:56:26.660 --> 01:56:27.500
Don't you hate it?

01:56:27.500 --> 01:56:28.980
It says we have a new message.

01:56:30.460 --> 01:56:32.300
I can't figure out who the message is from.

01:56:32.300 --> 01:56:35.020
It's probably from parking, pay by phone,

01:56:35.020 --> 01:56:37.940
telling me like my car's about to get towed

01:56:37.940 --> 01:56:39.140
or some shit like that.

01:56:39.780 --> 01:56:41.780
Fuck phantom message, bro

01:57:04.260 --> 01:57:06.580
Shit watching our own video

01:57:06.580 --> 01:57:14.860
That's how you know it's good.

01:57:14.860 --> 01:57:20.060
This is how I imagine people are tweaking out when I make a misplay and slate inspire.

01:57:20.060 --> 01:57:28.580
When I play talk to the hand last after playing all my attacks.

01:57:28.580 --> 01:57:29.580
They're doing the...

01:57:29.580 --> 01:57:35.580
You know what I'm talking about?

01:57:35.580 --> 01:57:42.580
Nicky, yeah?

01:57:48.580 --> 01:57:55.580
All those sims, but also don't get caught.

01:58:05.580 --> 01:58:07.580
It's important to be mindful.

01:58:08.580 --> 01:58:10.580
Where are you going?

01:58:10.580 --> 01:58:12.580
She's in the halls like Taylor.

01:58:13.580 --> 01:58:15.580
And before you're turned back.

01:58:15.580 --> 01:58:16.580
Right.

01:58:16.580 --> 01:58:19.580
That's how I've been walking lately, trying to teach my daughter how to ride her bike.

01:58:19.580 --> 01:58:23.580
We manage and model the day-to-day crew's sleep spots while I'm trekkin'.

01:58:23.580 --> 01:58:25.580
Oh, I'm playing. Mom and Dad.

01:58:27.580 --> 01:58:29.580
Garth's or I? No, Jail.

01:58:29.580 --> 01:58:32.580
That's not a joke. This is like my back kind of hurts.

01:58:35.580 --> 01:58:52.860
With the toe walking at the same time, yes, it's double the stress on the body.

01:58:52.860 --> 01:58:54.860
How you walk when you're out of TP?

01:58:54.860 --> 01:58:55.860
Yes sir.

01:58:55.860 --> 01:59:00.860
Now you're talking like Melody from House.

01:59:00.860 --> 01:59:12.840
Tank controls just like a hell of a hip swivel

01:59:12.840 --> 01:59:28.340
Warning! Reconsideration in progress.

01:59:28.340 --> 01:59:32.840
They're gonna say some shit they're out like. There are two life forms in the room.

01:59:32.840 --> 01:59:36.340
A computer. Go to the diagnostic again.

01:59:36.340 --> 01:59:40.340
There are two life forms in the room.

01:59:40.340 --> 01:59:45.140
This stupid astronaut thought they could get away with sneaking up on an alien.

01:59:47.780 --> 01:59:49.540
Here's a sunshine moment.

01:59:50.660 --> 01:59:53.780
I'm gonna restore power to the fire control systems.

01:59:57.380 --> 01:59:58.100
Magged.

02:00:08.660 --> 02:00:09.540
What the fuck?

02:00:10.340 --> 02:00:25.780
She's fast as fuck, man, but I do have to go down there.

02:00:25.780 --> 02:00:32.220
We'll say, we'll say, not to damn the game like an hour and a half in or however long

02:00:32.220 --> 02:00:39.820
in we are right now, awful lot of just following people thus far.

02:00:39.820 --> 02:00:46.060
Two out, well, I started with half an hour of complaining that people drink water these

02:00:46.060 --> 02:00:47.060
days.

02:00:47.060 --> 02:00:55.500
What are you doing?

02:00:55.500 --> 02:00:56.500
What's wrong, Sims?

02:00:56.500 --> 02:00:57.500
What's wrong, Sims?

02:00:57.500 --> 02:00:58.500
Talk to me.

02:00:58.500 --> 02:00:59.500
Warning.

02:00:59.500 --> 02:01:06.500
on

02:01:17.220 --> 02:01:19.740
run

02:01:19.740 --> 02:01:25.740
well don't do this i don't know

02:01:25.740 --> 02:01:26.700
No shit!

02:01:27.820 --> 02:01:28.320
Sims?

02:01:30.300 --> 02:01:31.100
Hold your breath!

02:01:40.140 --> 02:01:41.260
Escape key to vents.

02:01:41.820 --> 02:01:43.340
Hang on, check my messages real quick.

02:01:44.780 --> 02:01:48.940
I got a- I got a new outlink to when they've opened the vents on Field Junction 4.

02:01:50.620 --> 02:01:51.980
But I have a new message?

02:01:51.980 --> 02:01:54.140
Oh, I have a Christian education though.

02:01:55.740 --> 02:01:57.740
Shut the airlock!

02:01:57.740 --> 02:01:59.740
Eiffel, are you in there?

02:01:59.740 --> 02:02:01.740
Stafford, seal the airlock!

02:02:01.740 --> 02:02:05.740
Ranger, seal it up right now!

02:02:05.740 --> 02:02:07.740
Confirming order to seal airlock, sir?

02:02:07.740 --> 02:02:09.740
I will engage along our lines.

02:02:09.740 --> 02:02:11.740
Wait, what if she's in here though?

02:02:11.740 --> 02:02:13.740
Or what if...

02:02:13.740 --> 02:02:15.740
What if the Canadian's in here?

02:02:19.740 --> 02:02:21.740
Eiffel, are you safe?

02:02:21.740 --> 02:02:23.740
Report in!

02:02:23.740 --> 02:02:47.180
Wifi is pretty bad down here in the vents.

02:02:47.180 --> 02:02:49.660
Time to get gaslit?

02:02:49.660 --> 02:02:53.540
I KNOW my ass is showing up to the cockpit and they're gonna be like, why did you try

02:02:53.540 --> 02:02:55.540
try to kill sins.

02:02:59.540 --> 02:03:01.540
Maintenance alert.

02:03:01.540 --> 02:03:03.540
Blockage detected in ventilation system.

02:03:03.540 --> 02:03:05.540
That was me, bro.

02:03:06.540 --> 02:03:08.540
I'm the blockage.

02:03:13.540 --> 02:03:15.540
I gotta have a serious conversation with her,

02:03:15.540 --> 02:03:17.540
because that was not okay, man.

02:03:23.540 --> 02:03:28.540
That's not the type of things that friends do for one another, or to one another.

02:03:38.540 --> 02:03:39.540
Oh shit.

02:03:41.540 --> 02:03:43.540
Someone drank my Powerade.

02:03:53.540 --> 02:04:00.540
of

02:04:00.540 --> 02:04:03.540
the

02:04:03.540 --> 02:04:07.540
death

02:04:07.540 --> 02:04:13.540
of

02:04:13.540 --> 02:04:18.540
the

02:04:18.540 --> 02:04:27.100
ever kind of transmission was meticulously planned life however is unpredictable mom found a blood boy

02:04:27.100 --> 02:04:31.660
within our control the universe always has a plan of its own

02:04:31.660 --> 02:04:59.980
They're all named after like Slay the Spire, region powers, little star, best laid plans.

02:04:59.980 --> 02:05:02.620
silent card? Oh, whatever.

02:05:13.900 --> 02:05:16.020
22 hours later, the bone temple.

02:05:22.700 --> 02:05:26.300
Yeah, I saw these guys got pants, he's even got a shirt on by the looks of it.

02:05:29.980 --> 02:05:31.980
Synergy.

02:05:31.980 --> 02:05:34.980
Maximizing effectiveness.

02:05:34.980 --> 02:05:37.980
Cutting the fat.

02:05:37.980 --> 02:05:39.980
Open the door.

02:05:41.980 --> 02:05:43.980
No.

02:05:43.980 --> 02:05:45.980
How do I know it's you?

02:05:45.980 --> 02:05:47.980
How do I know it's you?

02:05:47.980 --> 02:05:50.980
Don't be ridiculous, Cernan.

02:05:54.980 --> 02:05:55.980
Go away.

02:05:55.980 --> 02:05:57.980
Go away.

02:05:57.980 --> 02:06:03.520
Go away, there is a solution to everything right

02:06:09.740 --> 02:06:11.740
Shit oh

02:06:14.660 --> 02:06:17.460
You just kind of put you just gonna shove it in the port

02:06:23.000 --> 02:06:25.000
There enough man

02:06:27.980 --> 02:06:31.480
We need you to sign Sherry's birthday card.

02:06:31.480 --> 02:06:34.480
Have you signed Sherry's birthday card yet?

02:06:51.980 --> 02:06:57.480
Pretty curious. Looks like a lot of interesting stuff is happening in the 22 hours we didn't get to see, man.

02:06:57.980 --> 02:06:59.980
about that story you told me.

02:07:00.980 --> 02:07:03.980
And the boys who are always running high and safe,

02:07:04.980 --> 02:07:06.980
all can calm nothing down on the ground.

02:07:08.980 --> 02:07:10.980
Are you calm now?

02:07:12.980 --> 02:07:14.980
This isn't a game.

02:07:19.980 --> 02:07:21.980
I'm starting to think that myself to be honest.

02:07:21.980 --> 02:07:26.980
You know, where's the fella?

02:07:26.980 --> 02:07:32.980
The fella's on route.

02:07:32.980 --> 02:07:36.980
This is not a drill.

02:07:36.980 --> 02:07:50.980
Can you even fight them?

02:07:50.980 --> 02:08:03.980
my guess is that if you make a mistake you can probably get caught once and

02:08:03.980 --> 02:08:07.820
maybe get like a little bit of an injury or something like that but if you get

02:08:07.820 --> 02:08:12.500
caught twice you're gonna be in a lot of trouble kind of trouble that gets you

02:08:12.500 --> 02:08:14.980
dead

02:08:20.980 --> 02:08:32.500
I need to get in there to open the door to restore power to the other door.

02:08:32.500 --> 02:08:38.340
I can't get in here because this door doesn't have any power.

02:08:38.340 --> 02:08:45.740
Wait, I have an idea.

02:08:45.740 --> 02:08:52.740
He's just gonna walk back and forth, which I think is awesome.

02:08:56.420 --> 02:08:59.620
I'm gonna open this,

02:08:59.620 --> 02:09:02.740
and then vault over climbable ledges.

02:09:02.740 --> 02:09:04.060
Of course.

02:09:04.060 --> 02:09:07.500
I could have told you that.

02:09:07.500 --> 02:09:09.500
It's okay, sir.

02:09:09.500 --> 02:09:14.500
I can help.

02:09:15.740 --> 02:09:25.100
Progress can be ugly and cornet hours both always still podcasting driving

02:09:25.100 --> 02:09:33.020
humanity forwards to move forward we have to look at where we are sometimes the

02:09:33.020 --> 02:09:42.460
reality is ugly. He's given a little bit of like Mark Ruffalo in Mickey 17

02:09:45.740 --> 02:09:57.180
Mickey 6-7.

02:09:57.180 --> 02:10:09.660
It's always interesting to me, not to be the world's most evil gamer, it's always interesting

02:10:09.660 --> 02:10:14.500
to me with these games that are movies trying to do to reassert that they're games, I always

02:10:14.500 --> 02:10:21.940
it's not a movie. It has gameplay. What's the gameplay? Pressing the E button over and

02:10:21.940 --> 02:10:28.060
over to follow like translucent lines on the ground to restore power to a door so you can

02:10:28.060 --> 02:10:30.060
get to the next part of the movie.

02:10:44.500 --> 02:11:02.420
I don't know where I'm going, man.

02:11:02.420 --> 02:11:07.620
Maybe to vent number two, a new objective, sneak to the controller.

02:11:07.620 --> 02:11:12.740
Oh, fucking don't open that thing up, man.

02:11:12.740 --> 02:11:15.740
Ah, shit.

02:11:15.740 --> 02:11:18.740
Oops.

02:11:18.740 --> 02:11:39.740
like I'd be so much happier if we were just in a cutscene right now

02:11:48.740 --> 02:11:53.740
Look at that. We've made it.

02:12:03.740 --> 02:12:07.740
Not today, boss. Certainly escaped Williams without being caught.

02:12:13.740 --> 02:12:14.740
Present time.

02:12:16.740 --> 02:12:17.740
Present time!

02:12:18.740 --> 02:12:31.060
Give him two liters of water, stat.

02:12:31.060 --> 02:12:34.540
He's not looking so good.

02:12:34.540 --> 02:12:45.340
The half is worried about you.

02:12:45.340 --> 02:12:47.140
We found Carter's body.

02:12:47.140 --> 02:12:52.140
safe? At least tell me that. Can you give us any information on what's happened? Please,

02:12:52.140 --> 02:12:56.020
they deserve to know what's happened. Nothing. They must still be in the car. You're gonna

02:12:56.020 --> 02:13:00.340
save some shit like sorry, just saw this. LOL, I was on D not the third. Anyway, can

02:13:00.340 --> 02:13:05.940
you come into the office tomorrow? Decomposition's already started. They've been dead for hours.

02:13:05.940 --> 02:13:11.180
Must have been there since we woke. Doesn't make any fucking sense, man. Stafford spoke

02:13:11.180 --> 02:13:25.900
to them we heard them help me feel the pot yeah okay push now this don't feel right man

02:13:25.900 --> 02:13:32.900
I'm stuck. Shit. We're going to have to break it.

02:13:32.900 --> 02:13:35.900
He could have been.

02:13:43.900 --> 02:13:49.900
Can we just put them in an airtight bag and then put them in minus 270 degrees Celsius temperature

02:13:49.900 --> 02:13:51.900
and then turn them into ground coffee or whatever?

02:13:51.900 --> 02:13:53.900
Lord have mercy.

02:13:53.900 --> 02:13:56.780
So, what do we say?

02:13:56.780 --> 02:14:01.340
See, that's pretty bad.

02:14:01.340 --> 02:14:12.180
Least inappropriate, least inappropriate reaction.

02:14:12.180 --> 02:14:14.180
It's been a whole bunch, man.

02:14:14.180 --> 02:14:20.660
It does say, oh shit, I said, God help me.

02:14:20.660 --> 02:14:22.220
I said, God help me.

02:14:22.220 --> 02:14:24.220
into the abdominal region.

02:14:24.220 --> 02:14:26.980
That's different to the rest of the wings.

02:14:26.980 --> 02:14:28.380
Could be the cause of death.

02:14:28.380 --> 02:14:29.180
We don't know that.

02:14:29.180 --> 02:14:29.680
A stoop.

02:14:33.460 --> 02:14:35.740
Oh, shit.

02:14:35.740 --> 02:14:36.620
Broken arm.

02:14:36.620 --> 02:14:37.620
What happened there?

02:14:37.620 --> 02:14:39.100
Is missing.

02:14:39.100 --> 02:14:41.180
Chained the arm, chipped.

02:14:41.180 --> 02:14:44.140
No way of tracking it.

02:14:44.140 --> 02:14:46.980
We tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas.

02:14:46.980 --> 02:14:48.260
No coms unit.

02:14:48.260 --> 02:14:49.420
It's missing.

02:14:49.420 --> 02:14:51.420
Bro turned off his body cam.

02:15:00.200 --> 02:15:02.700
Yeah, yeah, he's missing half his face.

02:15:04.660 --> 02:15:06.160
What the fuck?

02:15:06.160 --> 02:15:09.160
He's got a- he's got a damn Python in there.

02:15:13.320 --> 02:15:14.320
Can he walk?

02:15:19.420 --> 02:15:28.980
of this measure even something like this yeah sure man what are we gonna do we

02:15:28.980 --> 02:15:39.100
need to find Sam's we need an autopsy we don't have time for almost at all they

02:15:39.100 --> 02:15:42.780
wake up everybody somebody's blowing people's limbs off how could I have

02:15:42.780 --> 02:15:49.180
gotten her so wrong people change a lot can happen in four years

02:15:49.180 --> 02:15:56.080
They really had no red flags during training?

02:15:56.080 --> 02:15:59.940
They both passed the trials with flying colors.

02:15:59.940 --> 02:16:01.980
Red flags can also fly.

02:16:01.980 --> 02:16:03.940
We'll find her.

02:16:03.940 --> 02:16:05.700
You can count on that.

02:16:05.700 --> 02:16:09.820
Let's get this pod sealed and file a report.

02:16:09.820 --> 02:16:16.940
I know there's some major shit going down right now, but we're real tight on that mission

02:16:16.940 --> 02:16:17.940
marker.

02:16:17.940 --> 02:16:19.440
I'm trying to get door a bit grander.

02:16:19.440 --> 02:16:21.440
Oh no, wait son.

02:16:21.440 --> 02:16:23.440
He's got a pond in the tree a little bit.

02:16:23.440 --> 02:16:24.440
You go ahead.

02:16:24.440 --> 02:16:26.440
I'll be right behind you.

02:16:34.440 --> 02:16:37.440
At least like salute or some shit like that.

02:16:37.440 --> 02:16:39.440
That's a saluting face.

02:16:39.440 --> 02:16:42.440
Yeah, oh, I really thought I clocked it.

02:16:42.440 --> 02:16:46.440
When I do, you will face the consequences of your actions.

02:16:46.440 --> 02:16:54.080
Rose said you're gonna regret that.

02:16:54.080 --> 02:17:01.160
We don't take kindly to eating crew members around here.

02:17:01.160 --> 02:17:04.160
I know she's scared, man.

02:17:04.160 --> 02:17:20.600
And even the computers are killing him now.

02:17:20.600 --> 02:17:21.920
Scary ass machine.

02:17:21.920 --> 02:17:25.160
Hey Nalu, thank you for the gifted subscription.

02:17:25.160 --> 02:17:26.160
Yeah, thanks.

02:17:26.160 --> 02:17:27.160
Thank you.

02:17:27.160 --> 02:17:28.160
Are you here station?

02:17:28.160 --> 02:17:29.160
Yes, commander.

02:17:29.160 --> 02:17:30.160
Good.

02:17:30.160 --> 02:17:31.160
How long have we got?

02:17:31.160 --> 02:17:32.160
Orbital window closing rapidly, commander.

02:17:32.160 --> 02:17:37.480
I have back to control your own main engines, so the whole ship is orbital windows

02:17:38.340 --> 02:17:42.580
You got two fucking holes. They don't they don't care about the holes in the ship

02:17:44.580 --> 02:17:47.240
Yeah, you got this under control

02:17:50.500 --> 02:17:52.500
Let's do

02:17:53.340 --> 02:17:54.660
Imagine

02:17:54.660 --> 02:18:00.340
Open your mind's eye and picture the body of Thomas Carter. This is what he would have wanted

02:18:00.340 --> 02:18:10.340
When he was being absolutely eviscerated by some kind of extraterrestrial force, this is what he signed up for.

02:18:10.340 --> 02:18:16.340
But this is what we trained for. Let's pull together. Let's do it for Kark.

02:18:16.340 --> 02:18:29.060
for madden i put the ship on my back oh shit

02:18:29.060 --> 02:18:34.260
pipa sins one of the most hard and hidden

02:18:34.260 --> 02:18:38.500
this god safeties on the ship strange i'm

02:18:38.500 --> 02:18:40.020
picking up some odd readouts in near

02:18:40.020 --> 02:18:43.220
orbit stellar objects a wonderful scan

02:18:43.220 --> 02:18:44.980
one more stable don't worry about it

02:18:44.980 --> 02:18:52.140
Prepare for breaking burn final checks, please guidance go orientation go thrust go

02:18:52.540 --> 02:18:57.240
Let's send it man. Go firing in five four three

02:18:58.420 --> 02:19:00.420
two one

02:19:03.540 --> 02:19:05.540
Greg

02:19:35.540 --> 02:19:37.540
It's your panel, can I talk to you about it?

02:19:38.340 --> 02:19:40.840
I don't know. The engines are responding.

02:19:43.140 --> 02:19:45.140
He's right. It's mechanical.

02:19:45.640 --> 02:19:47.140
I can't cut the engines either.

02:19:47.340 --> 02:19:48.140
Shit.

02:19:48.540 --> 02:19:49.940
Don't worry about it, guys.

02:19:50.940 --> 02:19:52.140
Do it for Carter!

02:19:54.340 --> 02:19:55.340
Did you cut the engines?

02:19:55.340 --> 02:19:55.940
No.

02:19:56.640 --> 02:19:58.140
The fuel tank bottomed out.

02:19:58.340 --> 02:20:01.140
We are thirty seconds from atmosphere.

02:20:01.740 --> 02:20:02.940
Impact philosophy.

02:20:03.040 --> 02:20:03.940
Survival.

02:20:03.940 --> 02:20:06.020
But it depends on how you don't worry about it.

02:20:06.020 --> 02:20:06.520
Yeah.

02:20:07.440 --> 02:20:08.780
I'm just round for a landing.

02:20:08.780 --> 02:20:10.060
Starting aerobrake.

02:20:10.460 --> 02:20:12.060
I'm gonna fly it in with the OCS.

02:20:18.340 --> 02:20:20.180
That can't be the right angle, man.

02:20:21.300 --> 02:20:23.300
Our OCS reserves 82%.

02:20:23.740 --> 02:20:25.460
Get ready to dump it into the retros.

02:20:25.740 --> 02:20:26.240
Ready.

02:20:28.140 --> 02:20:31.140
Kinda crazy to see this too. It was like on board the Artemis 2.

02:20:31.940 --> 02:20:32.440
Wait.

02:20:32.440 --> 02:20:41.760
I can bring the landing computer online manually.

02:20:41.760 --> 02:20:43.640
Ah, but what's the point?

02:20:43.640 --> 02:20:44.640
It's too dangerous.

02:20:44.640 --> 02:20:48.720
Commander, if we need that computer online, we can fix it.

02:20:48.720 --> 02:20:52.640
If you go now, we can't risk going in dark.

02:20:52.640 --> 02:20:53.640
Do it.

02:20:53.640 --> 02:20:54.640
I'm going in.

02:20:54.640 --> 02:20:55.640
Twenty clicks to impact.

02:20:55.640 --> 02:20:56.640
Stop it.

02:20:56.640 --> 02:20:57.640
Stop it!

02:21:00.640 --> 02:21:02.640
Nonchalant ass!

02:21:09.640 --> 02:21:11.640
Reboot computer!

02:21:13.640 --> 02:21:15.640
The backup computer's disabled!

02:21:16.640 --> 02:21:19.640
We shut it down to re-power the ship! Get back to your seat!

02:21:19.640 --> 02:21:21.640
You just told me to go!

02:21:21.640 --> 02:21:23.640
Oh

02:21:31.080 --> 02:21:34.260
It's like a salad seven clicks

02:21:51.640 --> 02:21:59.480
Hey Mike, I think she told me to go.

02:21:59.480 --> 02:22:04.640
She said you could do it if you go now.

02:22:04.640 --> 02:22:08.080
Then Bro went to do the computer and she's like oh yeah I turned it off, get back in

02:22:08.080 --> 02:22:15.080
your seat.

02:22:15.080 --> 02:22:16.080
Joseph's turning.

02:22:16.080 --> 02:22:19.280
We shouldn't have to worry about this, because the bro is alive right now.

02:22:23.760 --> 02:22:25.760
It looks like the fella from it follows.

02:22:26.360 --> 02:22:26.960
Cooper!

02:22:28.160 --> 02:22:30.320
Oh, still, I'm almost done.

02:22:33.840 --> 02:22:34.840
What's going on?

02:22:35.560 --> 02:22:36.360
What's going on?

02:22:36.960 --> 02:22:38.240
Where's the rest of the crew?

02:22:39.160 --> 02:22:40.640
We're not sure what's going on yet.

02:22:40.640 --> 02:22:44.360
Right now, I need you to stay calm so I can complete the wake-up process.

02:22:44.360 --> 02:22:50.560
It was just pressing a damn button. Just clicking all the images that have traffic lights or some shit like chill out

02:22:53.080 --> 02:22:55.080
We go gravity

02:22:56.200 --> 02:23:02.600
Where are the sleep technicians? They're not able to help at the moment. Cod is dead

02:23:05.240 --> 02:23:08.400
What his pod must have malfunctioned

02:23:10.760 --> 02:23:12.920
What happened to him we don't know

02:23:14.360 --> 02:23:21.360
My god, he's mangled poor Carter. We can't get a line through to the oracle all the rest of the crew

02:23:21.720 --> 02:23:23.720
We don't know what's going on

02:23:26.800 --> 02:23:28.800
May he have no suffering

02:23:29.320 --> 02:23:31.320
Form is no other than emptiness

02:23:32.480 --> 02:23:34.560
Emptiness no other than form

02:23:36.040 --> 02:23:38.040
May he have no suffering

02:23:39.320 --> 02:23:41.320
She's like god damn it

02:23:41.320 --> 02:23:43.320
No.

02:23:43.320 --> 02:23:45.320
He was dying.

02:23:47.320 --> 02:23:52.320
Well you see the dude, the dude's mangled corpse and then the guy goes, well, must have been God's plan.

02:23:52.320 --> 02:23:54.320
Oh, fuck!

02:23:54.320 --> 02:23:56.320
The messenger is down.

02:23:56.320 --> 02:23:58.320
The cult connects to cults.

02:23:58.320 --> 02:24:02.320
I'm sorry, I didn't notice.

02:24:02.320 --> 02:24:06.320
He's fucking, he's trying to help.

02:24:11.320 --> 02:24:16.320
Oh, man, the fit is crazy.

02:24:16.320 --> 02:24:20.320
The fit is so awesome.

02:24:20.320 --> 02:24:24.320
Where you going?

02:24:24.320 --> 02:24:27.320
Where you going, man? Where you going?

02:24:27.320 --> 02:24:30.320
We can't get out of here.

02:24:30.320 --> 02:24:34.320
Oh, man, that's awesome.

02:24:34.320 --> 02:24:36.320
Oh

02:24:41.200 --> 02:24:43.200
We've taken some major damage

02:24:44.040 --> 02:24:51.720
Lower decks in particular. Yeah, we know what we don't okay. Sorry. I'm just trying to help we've crash landed or the ships

02:24:51.720 --> 02:24:57.320
Entered a catastrophic spin right now. There's no way of telling breach shields have locked us in here

02:24:57.440 --> 02:25:00.160
Okay, but one of us is gonna have to change do you read?

02:25:00.160 --> 02:25:07.160
Stafford, do you read?

02:25:07.160 --> 02:25:08.160
Okay.

02:25:08.160 --> 02:25:09.160
Bro is a spirit by now, man.

02:25:09.160 --> 02:25:12.480
You really want to wake the boss up to this nightmare?

02:25:12.480 --> 02:25:15.360
It's not safe to leave him under an emergency.

02:25:15.360 --> 02:25:18.160
I'll wake him.

02:25:18.160 --> 02:25:19.160
Shit.

02:25:19.160 --> 02:25:21.080
His blood stabilizer's not responding.

02:25:21.080 --> 02:25:24.600
We need to get him through wake-up immediately.

02:25:24.600 --> 02:25:25.920
Release the emergency lock.

02:25:25.920 --> 02:25:27.920
On the back, next to the hinge.

02:25:27.920 --> 02:25:28.920
Left side.

02:25:28.920 --> 02:25:29.920
Got it.

02:25:29.920 --> 02:25:34.920
I'm going to give him a quick pulse to wake him. Get ready to...

02:25:34.920 --> 02:25:36.920
Shit!

02:25:36.920 --> 02:25:38.920
Oh, shit.

02:25:38.920 --> 02:25:40.920
Cernan, hold him down.

02:25:40.920 --> 02:25:42.920
His HRV is dipped.

02:25:48.920 --> 02:25:51.920
So that's 200 cc of peptide stat.

02:25:54.920 --> 02:25:56.920
He's hemorrhaging.

02:25:56.920 --> 02:25:58.920
He's fine. His body's just reacting to the heavy dose.

02:25:58.920 --> 02:26:00.920
Well, that's some reaction.

02:26:00.920 --> 02:26:03.920
Better nosebleed now than an aneurysm later.

02:26:05.920 --> 02:26:07.920
I've heard that.

02:26:11.920 --> 02:26:14.920
We need to override those breed seals.

02:26:14.920 --> 02:26:16.920
We could get through some wedge tools, right?

02:26:16.920 --> 02:26:20.920
Right. Tool stores behind that bulkhead over there.

02:26:21.920 --> 02:26:24.920
Though there should be the maintenance tunnel.

02:26:24.920 --> 02:26:29.000
come with me if we break that breach seal we can regroup with the crew and

02:26:29.000 --> 02:26:33.600
find out what happened here assuming this little live well I hope you've got

02:26:33.600 --> 02:26:38.480
your pilot's license because if you're right you're flying us home oh it's

02:26:38.480 --> 02:26:41.520
hard to do him closely and holler if you need they don't know the ship looks

02:26:41.520 --> 02:26:48.720
like a brick of Swiss cheese right now guess it's just you and me now

02:26:48.720 --> 02:27:01.320
Override the breach seals feel like Chris Evans and sunshine you okay back there

02:27:01.320 --> 02:27:12.680
Anders he better go down here and go like whoa my god it's cold it's cold in

02:27:12.680 --> 02:27:22.960
here you just woke up keep moving you'll warm up when you're hot you're hot man

02:27:22.960 --> 02:27:28.520
you think Williams is going to pull through that you think Carter's gonna

02:27:28.520 --> 02:27:30.960
pull through

02:27:30.960 --> 02:27:34.960
This one is the fit. It is so good.

02:27:39.960 --> 02:27:42.960
You used to crawl through shit for fun?

02:27:55.960 --> 02:27:58.960
Read pieces of shit for breakfast? Yeah.

02:28:00.960 --> 02:28:07.920
That didn't need to be this long.

02:28:07.920 --> 02:28:12.320
I don't want a nitpick, but there's an awful lot of just holding W through tunnels in this

02:28:12.320 --> 02:28:15.320
game.

02:28:15.320 --> 02:28:24.960
Could be a disguise loading screen.

02:28:24.960 --> 02:28:29.320
Damn, okay.

02:28:29.320 --> 02:28:36.320
First dance kind of crazy though. Just taking big steps.

02:28:36.320 --> 02:28:38.320
Do you even know where you're going?

02:28:38.320 --> 02:28:40.320
Do you even have to go?

02:28:40.320 --> 02:28:42.320
I think.

02:28:56.320 --> 02:28:58.320
Any day now.

02:28:59.320 --> 02:29:04.240
I'm just kind of frame logging me to

02:29:14.840 --> 02:29:18.360
Override the breach seals gain access to tool storage

02:29:18.360 --> 02:29:29.780
Get the toes out and everything bro. I'm not sleeping in cryosleep in shoes, okay

02:29:34.280 --> 02:29:36.280
It's gonna compromise my REM cycle

02:29:36.280 --> 02:29:52.000
I've got a tiny butt, I'm not trying to be an asshole, it's got a way smaller butt than

02:29:52.000 --> 02:29:53.000
I expected.

02:29:53.000 --> 02:29:57.800
That is a Hank Hill ass.

02:29:57.800 --> 02:30:02.840
Can't open my message terminal.

02:30:02.840 --> 02:30:03.840
Hey guys.

02:30:03.840 --> 02:30:08.560
We got to override the breach seal to gain access to tool storage.

02:30:08.560 --> 02:30:10.840
Maybe something like that?

02:30:10.840 --> 02:30:11.840
Oh, okay.

02:30:11.840 --> 02:30:12.840
Yeah.

02:30:12.840 --> 02:30:13.840
Meaningful choices.

02:30:13.840 --> 02:30:14.840
Memorable gameplay.

02:30:14.840 --> 02:30:15.840
Look at this place.

02:30:15.840 --> 02:30:20.340
You sound like a kid in a candy store.

02:30:20.340 --> 02:30:23.840
So far, we've had luck on our side.

02:30:23.840 --> 02:30:35.520
That's what the lucky charm.

02:30:35.520 --> 02:30:38.640
You know, well, let's see where this goes.

02:30:38.640 --> 02:30:42.160
It reminds me of my husband, Mikhail.

02:30:42.160 --> 02:30:44.800
He passed in me.

02:30:44.800 --> 02:30:45.800
Sometimes.

02:30:45.800 --> 02:30:46.800
A while ago now.

02:30:46.800 --> 02:30:50.800
But we made a promise to each other before he died.

02:30:50.800 --> 02:30:57.800
I would keep giving him little kisses from time to time.

02:30:57.800 --> 02:31:02.800
I promise to honor him by living a life that he can be proud of.

02:31:02.800 --> 02:31:05.800
He's watching over you, I bet.

02:31:35.800 --> 02:31:38.360
Come on. We better get back to the others.

02:31:44.560 --> 02:31:47.280
Yeah, first thought. Oh, glad that's over.

02:31:49.560 --> 02:31:52.400
I'm an awkward ass conversation to have with a co-worker.

02:31:52.400 --> 02:31:54.400
We're really only friends from work.

02:32:00.600 --> 02:32:02.560
Hey, Mom. Just that dinner.

02:32:03.440 --> 02:32:05.400
I know space food has come a long way, but...

02:32:05.800 --> 02:32:10.200
No amount of salt can make clothes leak powder compared to your cooking.

02:32:11.400 --> 02:32:14.200
I'd kill for some master doll right now.

02:32:15.600 --> 02:32:16.600
Would you?

02:32:17.200 --> 02:32:18.600
We're pretty close to Cetus.

02:32:18.800 --> 02:32:23.000
If I see her eating some master doll, I'm gonna know what happened to Cooper.

02:32:23.000 --> 02:32:25.600
I spent almost two hours waiting on a reply.

02:32:26.000 --> 02:32:29.400
I thought they'd be excited to hear from someone else, but they're obviously far too busy.

02:32:32.000 --> 02:32:34.200
Oh, speaking of the devil.

02:32:35.800 --> 02:32:37.800
But you're corrupted, man.

02:32:51.160 --> 02:32:53.160
You're not allowed to use that?

02:32:53.800 --> 02:32:55.800
Oh, shit.

02:32:58.920 --> 02:33:00.920
The ghost.

02:33:05.800 --> 02:33:13.120
They got dead by daylight on this man. Yippee!

02:33:19.000 --> 02:33:24.680
No don't open it up! There's that guy. That guy in there is talking about how he

02:33:24.680 --> 02:33:28.200
lives three days every day.

02:33:28.200 --> 02:33:52.960
He's having a core memory, he's having a canon event.

02:33:52.960 --> 02:33:54.760
What's our share price?

02:33:54.760 --> 02:34:02.260
What's happened?

02:34:02.260 --> 02:34:04.680
There's no need to worry, Mr. Williams.

02:34:04.680 --> 02:34:07.800
You just need to remain calm and relaxed.

02:34:07.800 --> 02:34:11.760
Once your condition has stabilized, we can give you a full report on what we know.

02:34:11.760 --> 02:34:14.480
I do feel pretty woozy.

02:34:14.480 --> 02:34:15.920
That's okay.

02:34:15.920 --> 02:34:17.760
Just remain seated.

02:34:17.760 --> 02:34:19.400
Takes some deep breaths.

02:34:19.400 --> 02:34:22.200
It takes a while to settle down, but it will.

02:34:22.200 --> 02:34:32.400
promise. Anders, stay with Williams. We need to get this door open. Right away, Doc. He

02:34:32.400 --> 02:34:37.160
is Cooper now. Told you she wouldn't be long. Yeah, I just... Time to clock out, Doc. I

02:34:37.160 --> 02:34:49.480
just talked to him. I just talked to him. He knows I'm here. Miss me? We're lucky to

02:34:49.480 --> 02:34:55.240
have you we're lucky to have you here you know you're the second smartest person I know

02:34:56.920 --> 02:35:03.720
second smartest after you oh I meant Isley okay you're the third smartest person I know

02:35:05.160 --> 02:35:13.400
is Isley the alien and then you are nice to me am I dying how long do I have doc no you're good

02:35:13.400 --> 02:35:19.240
i'll take care of you i'll be back in a minute just gotta get that door open

02:35:24.280 --> 02:35:26.120
should i be feeling this shitty

02:35:28.520 --> 02:35:35.160
i thought you didn't have a conscience okay wait we gotta put some pants on you gotta put some

02:35:35.160 --> 02:35:38.960
Fuck him pants on man, aren't we supposed to be in zero G?

02:35:47.280 --> 02:35:49.280
Shit

02:35:50.120 --> 02:35:51.620
Erm

02:35:51.620 --> 02:35:53.120
I see

02:35:53.120 --> 02:35:56.560
Yeah, everything's fine except for the ship crashing part

02:35:58.120 --> 02:36:00.120
Is everyone through wake up?

02:36:01.280 --> 02:36:03.640
We had a problem with Williams, but he seems to be

02:36:05.160 --> 02:36:06.160
Stable?

02:36:08.460 --> 02:36:09.960
There's something really simple.

02:36:12.960 --> 02:36:13.960
What's going on?

02:36:15.860 --> 02:36:16.860
Keep this brief.

02:36:17.560 --> 02:36:18.460
Like you're under where?

02:36:18.460 --> 02:36:21.460
The flight crew was woken by a minor meteorite impact.

02:36:21.960 --> 02:36:27.060
It penetrated multiple decks and unsurprisingly it caused some system failures.

02:36:27.060 --> 02:36:30.460
There was a conscious uncoupling of the whole firm itself?

02:36:30.960 --> 02:36:31.460
No.

02:36:31.460 --> 02:36:38.620
we had a series of operational challenges getting into orbit and you

02:36:38.620 --> 02:36:44.180
said this would be brief we had to land on tower city F what this mission was

02:36:44.180 --> 02:36:48.780
not configured for a landing what does that mean we don't have enough fuel to

02:36:48.780 --> 02:36:56.240
get home what that sounds like a bit of an oversight who made that decision me

02:36:56.240 --> 02:37:02.040
and it wasn't an oversight we weren't given enough fuel to land and take off

02:37:02.040 --> 02:37:07.480
again but it's stealing the Andromeda's limelight did you not even skim read the

02:37:07.480 --> 02:37:13.480
mission brief I think we deserve a little more trust it's not about trust it's

02:37:13.480 --> 02:37:18.640
about controlling the parameters of the mission also have you guys seen Carter

02:37:18.640 --> 02:37:23.880
and for now somebody's out here biting the legs and feet our long-range

02:37:23.880 --> 02:37:30.920
transmitter was damaged in the crash and we need to run repairs until then we can

02:37:30.920 --> 02:37:36.040
only receive messages from earth we can't talk back way it should be man is

02:37:36.040 --> 02:37:40.640
that how Carter died in the crash

02:37:43.040 --> 02:37:53.000
you tried to catch the ship doing our hibernation it looks like Sims suffered a

02:37:53.000 --> 02:37:59.900
psychotic episode. She killed Carter. She may have even contributed to the

02:37:59.900 --> 02:38:08.820
crash. Oh now the crash has a go fund me. Stop. Do you mean to tell me that I've

02:38:08.820 --> 02:38:13.300
invested billions of dollars several years of my life and traveled halfway

02:38:13.300 --> 02:38:17.780
across the galaxy on a mission that has fallen apart before it's even got

02:38:17.780 --> 02:38:27.380
started this is what I wake up to and to top it off a murder are you fucking

02:38:27.380 --> 02:38:34.100
kidding me I had your fullest assurance that these two were vetted painstakingly

02:38:34.100 --> 02:38:39.140
out of thousands of potential let's go send help this is not healthy sir this is

02:38:39.140 --> 02:38:44.260
not helping let's wait until we have all the data before jumping to conclusions

02:38:44.260 --> 02:38:54.140
You'd better get those answers fast because I'm seriously starting to doubt your confidence.

02:38:54.140 --> 02:38:57.140
Not today, Anders.

02:38:57.140 --> 02:39:05.620
Oh, it's been so long since I was on a podcast.

02:39:05.620 --> 02:39:07.700
My head hurts like hell.

02:39:07.700 --> 02:39:09.700
I'm giving you an anti-epileptic.

02:39:09.700 --> 02:39:14.180
It'll ease the pain and relieve the pressure on your blood system.

02:39:14.180 --> 02:39:16.180
Please tell me Sims isn't still out there.

02:39:16.180 --> 02:39:18.180
I'm afraid she is.

02:39:18.180 --> 02:39:21.180
We believe she's using the maintenance layers to evade surveillance.

02:39:23.180 --> 02:39:28.180
Sir, I'd like to suggest we conduct a reconnaissance of the ship to locate her.

02:39:28.180 --> 02:39:32.180
It's not safe to tackle any other issues until this matter is resolved.

02:39:33.180 --> 02:39:35.180
Who put you in charge?

02:39:35.180 --> 02:39:37.180
With respect, Mr. Williams, you did.

02:39:37.180 --> 02:39:39.180
I want to speak with Stafford now.

02:39:39.180 --> 02:39:42.180
Well, be careful what you wish for, buddy.

02:39:42.180 --> 02:39:44.180
I'm afraid that won't be possible.

02:39:46.740 --> 02:39:49.700
Bros given inspirational speeches the same Peter right now

02:39:56.420 --> 02:39:58.420
He ain't looking so good

02:39:58.820 --> 02:40:02.420
Just looking like Anakin Skywalker in return of the Jedi

02:40:07.140 --> 02:40:11.140
It's game over he is he's wearing the Balenciaga though. It's here fucking prayers

02:40:12.180 --> 02:40:14.180
I guess we're not getting out of this one.

02:40:15.380 --> 02:40:17.380
What the fuck are we gonna do, man?

02:40:17.380 --> 02:40:18.880
What are we gonna do?

02:40:18.880 --> 02:40:20.880
Please, shut up.

02:40:20.880 --> 02:40:22.880
You're not listening!

02:40:22.880 --> 02:40:24.880
Can you see what's happening here?

02:40:24.880 --> 02:40:26.880
Just shut up!

02:40:26.880 --> 02:40:28.880
Fuck is your problem!

02:40:31.380 --> 02:40:33.380
You're meant to squeeze it.

02:40:34.880 --> 02:40:36.880
If we're going to mitigate this mess,

02:40:36.880 --> 02:40:38.880
if we're going to survive,

02:40:38.880 --> 02:40:40.880
then I need you to get me a damage assessment.

02:40:40.880 --> 02:40:42.880
We at least have a competent commander now.

02:40:55.240 --> 02:40:56.740
Who told him to stand up?

02:41:10.880 --> 02:41:17.400
and there goes our inspirational year janitorial is gonna be fucking pissed off when they crack

02:41:17.400 --> 02:41:23.560
open this beast what the fuck did you do to the ship man

02:41:23.560 --> 02:41:31.480
we looked at rest for so long just kind of write the middle guy from now after my dad

02:41:31.480 --> 02:41:40.040
passed away. Stafford always kept this consistency in my life. Back then I needed that so much.

02:41:43.320 --> 02:41:49.240
I never pictured having to do this without him. My dad set the bar pretty well. Who's gonna tell

02:41:49.240 --> 02:41:55.320
us not to worry about anything now? I mean, who's gonna be breathed on all of our fucked up problems

02:41:55.320 --> 02:41:57.320
and say, we'll deal with it later.

02:41:57.320 --> 02:42:00.320
I always saw the best of me.

02:42:00.320 --> 02:42:02.320
There's the fucking greatest.

02:42:05.320 --> 02:42:07.320
Be a reed?

02:42:07.320 --> 02:42:12.320
Continue your sweep. We'll be in bridge ops running damage diagnostics.

02:42:14.320 --> 02:42:17.320
Fuck. I can't ever bring myself to do this.

02:42:17.320 --> 02:42:19.320
It's probably just hitting the button, man.

02:42:19.320 --> 02:42:21.320
Stop it.

02:42:21.320 --> 02:42:23.320
Go mad.

02:42:23.320 --> 02:42:25.320
For Stafford.

02:42:30.200 --> 02:42:34.620
It's by the transitive property for Stafford's who wanted us to do it for Carter

02:42:36.520 --> 02:42:41.140
Who wanted us to do it for the 2028 2029 Vancouver Canucks

02:42:41.140 --> 02:42:48.060
Who finally broke their historic Stanley Cup drought and won the championship

02:42:50.000 --> 02:42:52.000
Yes, man

02:42:53.320 --> 02:42:58.440
damaged. Work down them now. Good luck.

02:42:59.800 --> 02:43:04.600
Beautiful. Feels like we're gonna need more than luck.

02:43:05.320 --> 02:43:09.640
Okay let's split up. What? If we do this in Paris we'll cover more ground.

02:43:09.640 --> 02:43:12.280
Once we've done a sweep we'll converge on their quarters.

02:43:12.280 --> 02:43:15.640
And if we find them? You keep safe and you report it over

02:43:15.640 --> 02:43:22.120
comms. Cernan, you take Mr. Williams. Anders, you're with me.

02:43:22.120 --> 02:43:33.560
hey take care Cooper you too and there's just follow your heart

02:43:37.680 --> 02:43:45.360
God it's been trashed we need to get to the other side of the wreckage

02:43:45.360 --> 02:43:50.360
What's up, Mio? Gameplay.

02:43:54.360 --> 02:43:58.360
It's too much like Tomodachi Life, man.

02:43:58.360 --> 02:44:06.360
No, I got 12 crew members. I gotta go message every single one of them to introduce myself to them.

02:44:15.360 --> 02:44:41.240
Nothing but a peanut man. Rush B, Rush B.

02:44:41.240 --> 02:44:44.240
She might have been sus before the alien got to her, to be honest.

02:44:44.240 --> 02:44:47.240
Shit, there's glass everywhere.

02:44:58.240 --> 02:45:00.240
Wrong. Worth a try.

02:45:02.240 --> 02:45:04.240
Keep an eye out for a key code, okay?

02:45:11.240 --> 02:45:17.200
Where'd you go?

02:45:17.200 --> 02:45:19.640
What's your four favorite numbers in sequence?

02:45:19.640 --> 02:45:21.920
Oh shit.

02:45:21.920 --> 02:45:28.680
Door fixing simulator.

02:45:28.680 --> 02:45:35.520
I did it.

02:45:35.520 --> 02:45:40.720
You think I've gone too far?

02:45:40.720 --> 02:45:44.800
I was a kid and girl in my school went missing.

02:45:44.800 --> 02:45:48.140
This there was this whole search party, pretty much the whole town.

02:45:48.140 --> 02:45:49.380
I was too young to join.

02:45:49.380 --> 02:45:52.920
Oh yeah, and also I killed her.

02:45:52.920 --> 02:45:57.920
Weird ass fucking message, bro.

02:45:57.920 --> 02:46:02.920
The Grarian Appliquets.

02:46:02.920 --> 02:46:05.920
A Feast for the Gods.

02:46:05.920 --> 02:46:08.320
According to the choir's new Trimito producers,

02:46:08.320 --> 02:46:09.680
he made the labs.

02:46:11.400 --> 02:46:12.240
Ah!

02:46:12.240 --> 02:46:13.560
She's gonna be really funny.

02:46:13.560 --> 02:46:14.400
Look at him.

02:46:14.400 --> 02:46:19.400
She got PTSD from when she used to work at Starbucks.

02:46:21.480 --> 02:46:23.600
I've never known something to go by so quickly

02:46:23.600 --> 02:46:25.000
and so slowly all of a sudden.

02:46:25.000 --> 02:46:25.840
Shit.

02:46:27.040 --> 02:46:27.880
I miss you.

02:46:29.760 --> 02:46:30.600
We miss you.

02:46:31.600 --> 02:46:34.000
Luna, come say hello to daddy.

02:46:34.000 --> 02:46:34.840
No.

02:46:35.920 --> 02:46:41.200
I told her that she can talk to you but you can't talk back. She doesn't like it

02:46:41.200 --> 02:46:47.640
bit. I've been explaining how important your mission is. Does she know? How proud

02:46:47.640 --> 02:46:53.240
of you we both are. We know you've given this company an arm and a leg. We stood

02:46:53.240 --> 02:47:00.040
together and we'll be fine. I've got your back. I don't really want a power up

02:47:00.040 --> 02:47:02.040
Can we reuse the power cell from earlier?

02:47:02.920 --> 02:47:03.560
Maybe.

02:47:06.280 --> 02:47:07.160
How you holding up?

02:47:08.200 --> 02:47:11.400
I'm stuck on an alien planet with a bunch of people I barely know.

02:47:12.680 --> 02:47:16.120
If I hadn't taken that transfer, I'd be safe at home right now.

02:47:16.760 --> 02:47:19.400
Weird thing for an astronaut to say, to be honest.

02:47:21.320 --> 02:47:22.840
They're stuck with you, Anders.

02:47:22.840 --> 02:47:24.040
Because they must feel.

02:47:24.440 --> 02:47:26.200
Hey, I'm delightful.

02:47:27.800 --> 02:47:29.400
Once you break through the quirks,

02:47:29.400 --> 02:47:31.400
Which takes time patience?

02:47:32.160 --> 02:47:34.160
Yeah, I guess you can be I

02:47:34.600 --> 02:47:37.920
Can feel that sunny disposition running out pretty soon though

02:47:38.440 --> 02:47:40.440
Then you'll be in trouble

02:47:40.600 --> 02:47:43.220
Company made a big mistake sending me here

02:47:46.840 --> 02:47:48.840
Oh shit

02:47:49.480 --> 02:47:54.520
Fuck the company. They're not here. We are we rule they drew

02:47:55.160 --> 02:47:58.200
Wow, your maturity knows no bounds

02:47:59.400 --> 02:48:19.920
Yeah. Again with this. We're going to girl boss our way out of this. What the? Lore?

02:48:19.920 --> 02:48:24.200
More lore? Here, Mr. Williams, I'm writing the form of the recommends. O. E. Anders is

02:48:24.200 --> 02:48:29.940
our new science officer. Why is it written on a damn napkin? Losing McNamara was a huge

02:48:29.940 --> 02:48:34.660
... I'm sorry, I don't trust your letter of recommendation. You have the penmanship

02:48:34.660 --> 02:48:41.020
of an eighth grader. This is not how serious adults write. This is how you write in the

02:48:41.020 --> 02:48:52.020
eighth grade when your name is Jessica, and you're the valedictorian. Let me see this.

02:48:52.020 --> 02:48:54.020
I

02:49:05.420 --> 02:49:07.620
Need to bring back ruling and drooling I

02:49:08.340 --> 02:49:15.260
Think as as guys we kind of ruined it for everybody used to say boys rule girls drool can't can't get away with that anymore

02:49:15.260 --> 02:49:25.260
Rubian problematic as fuck in the fourth grade, man.

02:49:25.260 --> 02:49:37.900
Not quite what you expected to win.

02:49:37.900 --> 02:49:38.900
Not bad, y'all.

02:49:38.900 --> 02:49:42.260
Right click was zoom once and then never again.

02:49:42.260 --> 02:49:45.100
You all right?

02:49:45.100 --> 02:50:01.500
this is acting commander Isley of the Casio Pia. It is with great regret that I must report the death of Commander Nolan Stafford. He died protecting his crew.

02:50:01.500 --> 02:50:06.500
In a manner of speaking. It is also my responsibility to state that I allow the backup landing computer to be disabled.

02:50:06.500 --> 02:50:10.000
Take the shot.

02:50:10.000 --> 02:50:12.000
report to any inquest upon our return to Earth.

02:50:22.000 --> 02:50:24.000
Oh shit.

02:50:25.000 --> 02:50:27.000
Don't worry, she can't get out.

02:50:27.000 --> 02:50:49.880
Search for sims, power the door.

02:50:49.880 --> 02:50:54.000
Power the door, search for sims, doing a lot of heavy lifting in the objective department

02:50:54.000 --> 02:51:09.440
this game. Excuse me, I'm going to reuse the power cell from the previous store, like a boss.

02:51:24.000 --> 02:51:26.000
Sam Mothal's hands.

02:51:28.860 --> 02:51:33.440
When you see the dude come out of the spaceship bathroom, his hands aren't even wet.

02:51:34.680 --> 02:51:36.680
Strange.

02:51:38.980 --> 02:51:45.860
Given her rapid recovery and exemplary medical reputation, I believe she's still the top candidate for the CEDIS mission.

02:51:45.860 --> 02:51:55.540
They're calling it the worst NL chat of all time.

02:51:55.540 --> 02:51:57.540
Chat's been pretty funny.

02:51:57.540 --> 02:52:01.060
You want to see the worst chat in NL history, you've got to go back to last Wednesday when

02:52:01.060 --> 02:52:05.340
we played Gambonanza.

02:52:05.340 --> 02:52:10.820
That was a rough one to be honest with you.

02:52:10.820 --> 02:52:14.300
Even the mods are laughing.

02:52:14.300 --> 02:52:15.300
Let me out, bro.

02:52:21.300 --> 02:52:22.300
You?

02:52:33.300 --> 02:52:34.300
Let me out?

02:52:35.300 --> 02:52:37.300
We are here doing the most.

02:52:38.300 --> 02:52:41.300
We're doing those let's plays out on the back roads.

02:52:44.300 --> 02:52:47.300
I'm trying not to think about it.

02:52:47.300 --> 02:52:50.300
Thanks for bringing it up, by the way.

02:52:50.300 --> 02:52:52.300
But you know what? Hey!

02:52:52.300 --> 02:52:56.300
We gotta... I know exactly what we gotta do, man.

02:53:02.300 --> 02:53:05.300
Power up this door.

02:53:09.300 --> 02:53:12.300
Open the shutter.

02:53:14.300 --> 02:53:19.300
Okay, grab the power cell from the door.

02:53:19.300 --> 02:53:20.660
My thoughts exactly.

02:53:20.660 --> 02:53:25.660
Grab the power cell from the door.

02:53:25.660 --> 02:53:26.660
Let's get out of here.

02:53:26.660 --> 02:53:29.260
Go back through this way.

02:53:29.260 --> 02:53:32.740
I do, I feel like we want the shutter to get open though because it's probably going to

02:53:32.740 --> 02:53:36.340
give us a tool that we can use to fight off the alien.

02:53:36.340 --> 02:53:42.340
But I couldn't find the password, man.

02:53:42.340 --> 02:53:45.860
Honestly, life's just too short for that kind of shit.

02:53:45.860 --> 02:53:47.620
Maybe it's through here, I don't know.

02:53:53.740 --> 02:53:55.660
Catch me on the court and I'm troubled.

02:53:57.380 --> 02:53:59.940
Last week, freaked around and got a triple double.

02:54:12.340 --> 02:54:17.380
basketball court in space to be kind of sick you know in zero G to be hidden

02:54:17.380 --> 02:54:21.940
those kind of plays they hid in the sixth man sounds like a messenger ping

02:54:21.940 --> 02:54:28.740
Anton let it go has to be nearby

02:54:29.100 --> 02:54:37.020
don't tell you remember the sixth man the angels in the outfield for high

02:54:37.020 --> 02:54:39.900
school basketball

02:54:42.340 --> 02:54:50.320
Weirdly, yes.

02:54:50.320 --> 02:54:55.660
Renting a control video for some reason when I was like 9.

02:54:55.660 --> 02:55:09.980
Now, I'm just gonna be honest, I'm kinda sick of her.

02:55:09.980 --> 02:55:12.980
He's taken up way too much mental real estate in the game so far.

02:55:12.980 --> 02:55:15.980
I don't really give a fuck about Sims Die or anymore.

02:55:20.980 --> 02:55:22.980
Wait, that means I can't go back anymore. Let's go back.

02:55:24.980 --> 02:55:26.980
You gotta go out of here first.

02:55:28.980 --> 02:55:30.980
Just got back. What did I miss?

02:55:30.980 --> 02:55:35.980
I mean, honestly, I'm not even just saying this to be an asshole.

02:55:35.980 --> 02:55:38.980
The answer is like, maybe not much.

02:55:39.980 --> 02:55:58.980
Now Thomas, Thomas I can get into.

02:55:58.980 --> 02:55:59.980
This is Thomas Cardam.

02:55:59.980 --> 02:56:01.980
48 hours from flight crew wake up.

02:56:01.980 --> 02:56:03.980
Something's wrong with Sims.

02:56:03.980 --> 02:56:05.980
I don't know.

02:56:05.980 --> 02:56:07.980
She attacked me.

02:56:07.980 --> 02:56:09.980
What kind?

02:56:09.980 --> 02:56:11.980
She's trying to kill me.

02:56:11.980 --> 02:56:14.980
We were repairing an impact to the hull.

02:56:14.980 --> 02:56:18.980
We separated to repair different areas of the ship, but then...

02:56:18.980 --> 02:56:21.980
That's not supposed to happen.

02:56:21.980 --> 02:56:23.980
She's like a screen.

02:56:26.980 --> 02:56:29.980
This company has a strict policy against murder.

02:56:29.980 --> 02:56:31.980
We found Carter's U-strap.

02:56:31.980 --> 02:56:33.980
You need to see this.

02:56:33.980 --> 02:56:37.980
Understood. Let's review when you're back.

02:56:37.980 --> 02:56:41.980
Here, here's a link to my calendar. Pick a time where it would be convenient to discuss this matter.

02:56:41.980 --> 02:56:45.980
We've been hanging out with the other two. Yeah, you're right.

02:56:45.980 --> 02:56:49.980
Alright, but before we do that, let me...

02:56:51.980 --> 02:56:55.980
Let me explore.

02:56:55.980 --> 02:57:00.980
I can't see this kind of aluminum foil without getting hungry for a baked potato. I'm sorry.

02:57:00.980 --> 02:57:03.980
Just call me Mack from House 1977.

02:57:04.680 --> 02:57:07.680
If I ever go missing, just check the nearest potato field, man.

02:57:15.180 --> 02:57:16.680
Relax, I'll handle it.

02:57:18.080 --> 02:57:19.380
Call me Kung Fu?

02:57:20.180 --> 02:57:23.980
I mean, if you can pass the aura check, you can be Kung Fu.

02:57:23.980 --> 02:57:30.980
Don't talk to me about sleep though, I'm not getting killed by a damn pillow.

02:57:30.980 --> 02:57:35.980
Asli, we're in crew quarters.

02:57:35.980 --> 02:57:38.980
No sign of her yet.

02:57:38.980 --> 02:57:39.980
Keep looking.

02:57:39.980 --> 02:57:40.980
This way.

02:57:53.980 --> 02:58:09.780
It has the vibe of like when you're trying to round up your cat to take him to the vet.

02:58:09.780 --> 02:58:16.740
Shouldn't be this hard for four highly accomplished professionals to track down one alien that

02:58:16.740 --> 02:58:22.580
doesn't even know, like how would they even have a concept of how to navigate a ship like

02:58:22.580 --> 02:58:48.580
Oh shoot, when you accidentally leave a sandwich in your locker over Christmas break?

02:58:48.580 --> 02:58:50.580
I

02:58:54.220 --> 02:59:00.220
Cannot going there it goes against every scientific protocol. I know yes that was alien right

02:59:01.140 --> 02:59:04.660
Open it back up at the very least we need to grab a sample. I saw enough

02:59:04.980 --> 02:59:12.040
It's definitely organic possibly hazardous. Maybe even infectious OPP section for paragraph 13

02:59:12.040 --> 02:59:14.540
You're down with OPP extra terrestrial substance

02:59:14.540 --> 02:59:19.740
That's not your decision to make. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and this is my ship.

02:59:19.740 --> 02:59:23.540
And I'm the science officer on this ship. We can't risk it spreading.

02:59:23.540 --> 02:59:27.540
We need to lock this area down and take the time to set up proper safety measures.

02:59:27.540 --> 02:59:29.540
We don't have time. Just grab a mask and get in there.

02:59:32.540 --> 02:59:35.540
This is a science expedition, isn't it?

02:59:36.540 --> 02:59:40.540
I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say we can't risk contamination.

02:59:40.540 --> 02:59:43.540
This is right. We can't risk contamination.

02:59:43.540 --> 02:59:50.540
That seems, that seems insane.

02:59:50.540 --> 02:59:55.540
Yes, your choice is mad, too.

02:59:55.540 --> 02:59:57.540
What?

02:59:57.540 --> 02:59:59.540
I'm fine, Anders.

02:59:59.540 --> 03:00:01.540
I'm fine, Anders.

03:00:01.540 --> 03:00:03.540
I'm fine, Anders.

03:00:03.540 --> 03:00:05.540
I'm fine, Anders.

03:00:05.540 --> 03:00:07.540
I'm fine, Anders.

03:00:07.540 --> 03:00:10.540
I'm fine, Anders.

03:00:10.540 --> 03:00:19.620
what I'm fine Anders hand it over I got this yeah yeah and then she's gonna hit

03:00:19.620 --> 03:00:23.820
the CEO with the glue gun I want that on record

03:00:29.620 --> 03:00:33.780
wet squelching huh

03:00:40.540 --> 03:00:42.540
No, man

03:01:03.740 --> 03:01:05.860
Yeah, that's like a that's a heart man

03:01:05.860 --> 03:01:15.100
obviously some kind of channel for carrying something you know just pop

03:01:15.100 --> 03:01:18.780
this shit in the microwave see what happens

03:01:18.780 --> 03:01:34.820
W gameplay? Yeah, W gameplay. Hold W.

03:01:34.820 --> 03:01:40.260
We should get this straight to the lab wait. I'm coming with you. It's not safe to be alone

03:01:51.860 --> 03:01:53.860
You should just let her go alone

03:01:56.660 --> 03:01:58.660
That's true, that's a good point

03:02:00.340 --> 03:02:02.340
No, I left my phone in there

03:02:04.820 --> 03:02:11.460
Taking to the stars as if we're the only ones among them among them the universe doesn't share our hubris

03:02:12.260 --> 03:02:14.260
It doesn't care about our odds

03:02:15.340 --> 03:02:17.340
or our ends

03:02:34.820 --> 03:02:41.820
He was scared. I feel bad for him.

03:02:44.820 --> 03:02:47.820
The Sam. He Sam.

03:02:55.820 --> 03:02:59.820
Not even halfway through? Well, like, again, not to be...

03:02:59.820 --> 03:03:02.820
Not to sour the experience, but nothing has happened.

03:03:02.820 --> 03:03:09.820
Like, for a game that started with an alien counter and a spaceship crashing on an alien planet,

03:03:09.820 --> 03:03:11.820
we're just walking through hallways, man.

03:03:19.820 --> 03:03:21.820
At least we're not running on empty.

03:03:21.820 --> 03:03:22.820
Yet.

03:03:23.820 --> 03:03:25.820
Oxygen levels dropping.

03:03:25.820 --> 03:03:29.820
Oxygen recovery and stabilization required.

03:03:29.820 --> 03:03:30.820
Great.

03:03:30.820 --> 03:03:34.320
I'll let that to my list along with getting to the scanner and trying not to die!

03:03:35.920 --> 03:03:37.120
Well you asked.

03:03:38.220 --> 03:03:41.320
From the robot, but you- you asked.

03:03:41.320 --> 03:03:44.020
Uh, I don't actually need the oxygen.

03:03:45.020 --> 03:03:46.620
You need the oxygen?

03:03:54.120 --> 03:03:56.020
What the fuck?

03:03:56.020 --> 03:03:59.720
I think he's chill- he's just meditating. You know how CEO's is and all that.

03:03:59.720 --> 03:04:04.720
Ah, never mind.

03:04:04.720 --> 03:04:09.720
Opox.

03:04:29.720 --> 03:04:31.720
That's why you're on the road.

03:04:33.720 --> 03:04:34.720
Interesting.

03:04:39.720 --> 03:04:40.720
Check it out.

03:04:41.720 --> 03:04:43.720
His camera fainted with his whole area.

03:04:44.720 --> 03:04:46.720
One of us could guide the other through.

03:04:47.720 --> 03:04:48.720
And it was lost.

03:04:49.720 --> 03:04:50.720
I'll go.

03:04:51.720 --> 03:04:52.720
You guide me.

03:04:54.720 --> 03:04:55.720
You sure?

03:04:59.720 --> 03:05:06.720
to make the past a will, you're missed. Oh, shit.

03:05:09.520 --> 03:05:12.520
fellas right there though.

03:05:12.520 --> 03:05:19.520
that's the wrong way. Getting there is in the tights.

03:05:23.840 --> 03:05:28.840
surely she's talking about this door.

03:05:29.720 --> 03:05:36.720
I have gotten into the vent.

03:05:50.720 --> 03:05:57.720
I feel so much like Mr. Anderson getting guided by Morpheus through my office right now.

03:05:59.720 --> 03:06:02.720
Okay, now.

03:06:08.720 --> 03:06:11.720
Quick, hide behind that desk you just passed.

03:06:29.720 --> 03:06:31.720
What?

03:06:49.720 --> 03:06:51.720
The alien gets distracted.

03:06:51.720 --> 03:06:57.720
The other part about being an alien is it completely takes away your situational awareness.

03:06:59.720 --> 03:07:28.680
We know, man!

03:07:28.680 --> 03:07:30.680
and stealth gameplay of all time.

03:07:48.840 --> 03:07:50.340
Yes!

03:07:50.640 --> 03:07:52.640
This bump count four.

03:07:58.680 --> 03:08:11.980
It's interesting to me, what happens if you fuck up a QTE in the present time with characters

03:08:11.980 --> 03:08:16.460
that you've already kept alive in the future?

03:08:16.460 --> 03:08:20.860
I wonder if it means that we're completely safe or they would just not deal with it or

03:08:20.860 --> 03:08:26.340
they would be like, that person turned into you an alien.

03:08:26.340 --> 03:08:32.780
So they were actually unimpostered when you were controlling them from back then.

03:08:36.780 --> 03:08:43.460
We remember their service with a pizza party from 12 to 1215 in the break room.

03:08:56.340 --> 03:09:01.340
tau said yes damages significant

03:09:01.340 --> 03:09:04.340
worsened by the mountain we clipped on the way down

03:09:04.340 --> 03:09:07.340
yeah yeah my bad

03:09:07.340 --> 03:09:09.340
I'm assuming we ground it

03:09:09.340 --> 03:09:11.340
correct you assume correctly

03:09:11.340 --> 03:09:15.340
if you have enough fuel there's no way we're getting back in the air

03:09:15.340 --> 03:09:19.340
our only option now is to hold out until the Andromeda arrives

03:09:19.340 --> 03:09:21.340
how much air do we have

03:09:21.340 --> 03:09:23.340
life support can keep us breathing

03:09:23.340 --> 03:09:28.700
But the crash has damaged our FTL antenna. We have no way to contact the

03:09:28.700 --> 03:09:36.340
Andromeda or Earth. Can we repair it? Yes. But it'll take time. A lady is speaking.

03:09:36.340 --> 03:09:40.340
The ship is in a bad state. Security alert.

03:09:41.340 --> 03:09:47.340
You can say Ohio. You can say Ohio anytime someone says we're in a bad state.

03:09:47.340 --> 03:09:50.340
So are we gonna talk about the growth?

03:09:50.340 --> 03:09:58.220
I want to do more than talk about it. I want to rinse that sample. Yes, everything. You said let's inject this shit

03:09:58.220 --> 03:10:02.300
Let's fucking I'm concerned. This is an entire who's lowest on the totem pole

03:10:02.700 --> 03:10:05.660
Let's fucking inject them given the extent it's grown

03:10:06.300 --> 03:10:08.540
It must have come on board with that meteorite

03:10:08.980 --> 03:10:10.980
Let's smoke this shit. Yeah

03:10:11.980 --> 03:10:16.860
Meteorite hits growth appears Sims goes mad doesn't take a genius to connect the dots

03:10:20.340 --> 03:10:25.700
correlation is not causation I've taken stance 101 correlation does not equal

03:10:25.700 --> 03:10:32.580
causation we've got a gun on this ship right if she's out there whacking people

03:10:32.580 --> 03:10:47.100
oh shit I agree though they're whacking people this is the only weapon on this

03:10:47.100 --> 03:10:55.140
ship for exactly this eventuality for exactly this eventuality of the Corinth

03:10:55.140 --> 03:11:00.540
captain's charter I authorized the use of this weapon for the protection of the

03:11:00.540 --> 03:11:07.200
crew and the mission the Oracle can't locate her seems like she's gone to

03:11:07.200 --> 03:11:11.100
ground and she turned off her damn body she's a maintenance layers it won't be

03:11:11.100 --> 03:11:20.220
easy to find her. It's a maze down there. It's a maze, but one I designed. Okay, jigsaw.

03:11:21.660 --> 03:11:27.180
If we well shut the breach seals here, here, and here, we can be sure they're locked into this

03:11:27.180 --> 03:11:32.620
sector. Then it's just a case of sweeping the tunnels and locking down the bulkhead sequentially.

03:11:32.620 --> 03:11:38.540
That sounds like something you could do off screen and not have me manually do I'm praying.

03:11:38.540 --> 03:11:44.300
There's a secondary access tunnel we can use it to get into the reactor funnel without being detected

03:11:45.260 --> 03:11:48.340
So we need to close the seals on all those maintenance tons

03:11:49.380 --> 03:11:51.380
that holder

03:11:52.040 --> 03:11:55.940
Yes, take these shields off and say it again not only slow her down

03:11:56.340 --> 03:11:58.340
It will also flag her on the system

03:11:59.100 --> 03:12:02.020
One of us needs to get in there to track and detain her

03:12:02.020 --> 03:12:10.820
Why is he standing like that, man?

03:12:10.820 --> 03:12:15.380
Did you see his posture?

03:12:15.380 --> 03:12:23.540
I don't know how to rewind to just see that, but like, he was not looking right, man.

03:12:23.540 --> 03:12:33.460
it okay dr. Cooper can go with you what thought oh very well fine Sims repair the antenna re-establish

03:12:33.460 --> 03:12:39.620
contact with the andromeda who is standing different man we'll make it home too how shall

03:12:39.620 --> 03:12:45.700
I proceed with the substance find out what it is and where it came from yes or how could it how

03:12:45.700 --> 03:12:52.500
on earth am i supposed to do that you have 30 minutes to diagnose the source of this alien life

03:12:53.540 --> 03:13:02.540
We can salvage the mission. We just need to trust each other. Just like Stafford trusted us.

03:13:02.540 --> 03:13:04.540
You ain't Stafford.

03:13:04.540 --> 03:13:06.540
You have our full support, Commander.

03:13:06.540 --> 03:13:09.540
You have our full support, Commander.

03:13:11.540 --> 03:13:14.540
We should get prepped. Dismissed.

03:13:23.540 --> 03:13:34.780
One of us got to go in there, huh?

03:13:34.780 --> 03:13:40.980
Into the goo tunnel with the fingers.

03:13:40.980 --> 03:13:48.580
Okay, he's trying to text.

03:13:48.580 --> 03:13:50.580
You see he's he's jones him for his phone

03:13:56.740 --> 03:14:01.700
Okay, I set up the private channel go ahead and switch frequencies switching now

03:14:03.740 --> 03:14:10.860
You hear me I'm right next to you just so okay, all right understand you doing all right

03:14:11.660 --> 03:14:13.740
Just feels too much hotter without stuff it

03:14:18.580 --> 03:14:24.700
He's walking like the Arthur meme.

03:14:24.700 --> 03:14:31.900
That's like 3 bison with a foot launch.

03:14:31.900 --> 03:14:48.420
Okay, we should be able to override the shutters, we should be able to override, there you go.

03:14:48.420 --> 03:14:55.420
I have no idea what I'm doing.

03:14:55.420 --> 03:15:00.420
There it is.

03:15:00.420 --> 03:15:07.420
You don't want to discharge that in here.

03:15:07.420 --> 03:15:09.420
I know how to handle a gun.

03:15:09.420 --> 03:15:11.420
Carl gave you weapons training.

03:15:11.420 --> 03:15:12.420
Who'd they say?

03:15:12.420 --> 03:15:15.420
But I used to hang out at the Ranger lot.

03:15:15.420 --> 03:15:17.420
One might say that I was at home

03:15:18.660 --> 03:15:24.100
At home on the range where the deer's in the antelope play follow the white rabbit

03:15:26.540 --> 03:15:30.260
Listen, I make the matrix references around here, okay

03:15:32.460 --> 03:15:38.380
Cooper will seal the bulkheads behind you as you move whoever's down there will be forced into a dead end

03:15:38.380 --> 03:15:45.780
not the doovicky

03:15:45.780 --> 03:15:51.580
I see red shunt in 13

03:15:51.580 --> 03:15:55.100
ok you will go down there

03:15:55.100 --> 03:15:59.200
ok we got

03:15:59.200 --> 03:16:04.880
what are we going to do when we find her?

03:16:04.880 --> 03:16:05.880
that depends

03:16:05.880 --> 03:16:06.880
on what?

03:16:06.880 --> 03:16:08.880
Operates

03:16:10.000 --> 03:16:12.000
You're seeing Carter's body

03:16:21.880 --> 03:16:23.880
Subsection four clear

03:16:24.880 --> 03:16:26.880
Sealing the bulkhead

03:16:26.880 --> 03:16:37.600
It's it's so crazy, man. It's so crazy

03:16:37.600 --> 03:16:39.600
me

03:16:55.600 --> 03:17:01.520
what's the tune of the vehicle company you say a best when you say nothing at all

03:17:01.520 --> 03:17:05.020
I'm not Shutter 2. Opening Shutter 2.

03:17:15.020 --> 03:17:17.520
Okay. Subsection 6 clear.

03:17:18.020 --> 03:17:19.020
Sealed now.

03:17:20.020 --> 03:17:22.020
I like who ass though.

03:17:26.020 --> 03:17:28.020
Lowering audio because I hate jump scares?

03:17:28.020 --> 03:17:30.520
It's just gonna be a cat or something.

03:17:30.520 --> 03:17:34.960
We're gonna it's gonna run across the screen. You're gonna be like, oh my god, and it's gonna go

03:17:34.960 --> 03:17:37.160
Yeah, and then it's gonna be like

03:17:39.760 --> 03:17:46.980
Yeah, exactly Jonesy but then when you pick up the cat you're gonna see like an alien femur just for like two frames

03:17:47.000 --> 03:17:49.000
slip behind the door and

03:17:50.200 --> 03:17:56.420
Then like a Brazilian dad is gonna go vomit those children and you're gonna be you're gonna be thinking about it for like 20 years

03:17:56.420 --> 03:18:01.420
When did science come out? August 2002? You're gonna be thinking about over 24 years.

03:18:16.420 --> 03:18:20.420
I found Sims! Stop resisting!

03:18:26.420 --> 03:18:27.140
She's dead.

03:18:28.740 --> 03:18:29.700
How can you be sure?

03:18:29.700 --> 03:18:30.660
She's dead.

03:18:31.780 --> 03:18:33.380
She's been dead for ages.

03:18:34.660 --> 03:18:35.780
But that's impossible.

03:18:36.020 --> 03:18:38.180
And she's- I'm not sure she was ever alive.

03:18:38.180 --> 03:18:39.940
No, I'm searching for it's not Sims.

03:18:41.860 --> 03:18:44.020
If it's not her, then we don't know what we're up against.

03:18:44.580 --> 03:18:45.380
Get back here.

03:18:46.660 --> 03:18:47.620
Put her in her pod.

03:18:47.620 --> 03:18:48.500
No, Cooper.

03:18:49.140 --> 03:18:50.020
Are you two okay?

03:18:51.220 --> 03:18:53.380
Well, her stomach is trapped.

03:18:54.340 --> 03:18:55.140
I'm moving on.

03:18:55.140 --> 03:19:00.140
Don't, don't do it! Don't come back!

03:19:03.140 --> 03:19:04.140
Oh, okay.

03:19:10.140 --> 03:19:15.140
We used to crawl through alien goo for pleasure back in the Marines.

03:19:15.140 --> 03:19:28.620
I could really use a fist bump right now.

03:19:28.620 --> 03:19:38.060
What the fuck?

03:19:38.060 --> 03:19:42.740
What the fuck did you fucking ate me?

03:19:42.740 --> 03:19:50.740
I'm going as fast as I can, okay?

03:19:50.740 --> 03:20:18.500
I don't even know what we were doing to be honest I was just left clicking on shit down

03:20:18.500 --> 03:20:23.140
Locked down only way out was through that vent only place they could be

03:20:26.420 --> 03:20:31.820
Isley can you see us on camera? I can see movement in there

03:20:33.460 --> 03:20:35.460
Hey, we Joel on

03:20:40.340 --> 03:20:42.340
Little help

03:20:48.500 --> 03:21:02.940
I'm coming down I take your time

03:21:18.500 --> 03:21:29.700
When you leave your leftovers in the fridge for four days instead of three.

03:21:29.700 --> 03:21:34.900
yogurt today two days after you open the container

03:21:46.180 --> 03:21:53.540
young you there if you can hear me you need to expand the fridge I'll look for

03:21:53.540 --> 03:21:56.340
another way around

03:21:59.700 --> 03:22:13.180
I'll be extending the bridge.

03:22:13.180 --> 03:22:21.980
Even though it's 36 meters away from me, ain't got no power, bro, I can already tell it ain't

03:22:21.980 --> 03:22:23.980
I got no power!

03:22:42.980 --> 03:22:45.980
Oh shit, not that though.

03:22:51.980 --> 03:23:18.340
And we'll be going this way, I will be moving behind the alien today, who will then be moving

03:23:18.340 --> 03:23:39.980
over here. And then I will be moving this way. Just indicating to the game logic, I've

03:23:39.980 --> 03:23:47.980
knitted through the puzzle and have demonstrated enough competency to get to the next section.

03:23:56.940 --> 03:24:01.020
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

03:24:01.020 --> 03:24:14.600
Motherfucker, man.

03:24:14.600 --> 03:24:18.060
Huge loss of progress.

03:24:18.060 --> 03:24:22.500
I'm backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up.

03:24:22.500 --> 03:24:40.100
Why does the alien wear a hood?

03:24:40.100 --> 03:24:43.020
I think it's so you know that you're not the alien.

03:24:43.020 --> 03:24:47.980
Because you might think like, damn, maybe I became the alien at some point, but then

03:24:47.980 --> 03:24:51.380
you just say, oh wait, I don't have a hoodie on.

03:24:51.380 --> 03:24:53.380
I got nothing to worry about

03:25:03.460 --> 03:25:05.460
But we've got one of these two

03:25:15.060 --> 03:25:17.060
I'm so scared of the damn alien

03:25:21.380 --> 03:25:46.740
I'm a little bit blind.

03:25:46.740 --> 03:25:49.220
Honestly, it's a huge debuff to be an alien.

03:25:49.220 --> 03:25:59.220
They were way more competent as a human being.

03:25:59.220 --> 03:26:11.220
Power to bridge control y'all.

03:26:11.220 --> 03:26:20.340
You go in through that door, I'll pop out through this one, and then we're out.

03:26:23.860 --> 03:26:28.820
Oh, and we're, I mean the frames, the frames are taken a little hit, but that's to be expected,

03:26:30.260 --> 03:26:32.820
in an environment with a lot of different parts like this.

03:26:32.820 --> 03:26:38.280
She's still being chased by the same girl?

03:26:38.280 --> 03:26:41.320
Yeah, that's Sims, man.

03:26:41.320 --> 03:26:42.560
Sims still got some problems.

03:26:42.560 --> 03:26:44.560
She's a very formidable opponent.

03:26:44.560 --> 03:26:48.520
Oh, shit.

03:26:48.520 --> 03:26:52.560
Also she teleports.

03:26:52.560 --> 03:26:54.760
She's looking like Jake Paul in that last fight.

03:26:54.760 --> 03:26:55.760
I didn't see.

03:26:55.760 --> 03:27:00.400
I was looking for approval from Chad.

03:27:00.400 --> 03:27:04.400
I forgot there's gameplay in this game. Locking in?

03:27:17.400 --> 03:27:20.400
Obviously that's not gonna work. I'm not a door, bro. I'm not a door.

03:27:30.400 --> 03:27:31.400
Yeah, take the shot.

03:27:47.540 --> 03:27:48.540
We did it, y'all.

03:27:57.340 --> 03:27:59.340
Yeah, that's what's draining the cycle.

03:28:00.400 --> 03:28:05.400
Are you really gonna need to see this?

03:28:05.400 --> 03:28:10.400
Mmm, holy freaking shirt balls, the aliens are taking over the reactor.

03:28:13.400 --> 03:28:18.400
When things get ugly, it all comes down to survival of the fittest.

03:28:18.400 --> 03:28:25.400
But when you're stripped down to your bones, can you bear to see what you're really made of?

03:28:25.400 --> 03:28:26.400
What?

03:28:30.400 --> 03:28:49.800
That was Dragnaio episode 4.

03:28:49.800 --> 03:28:51.440
That was it.

03:28:51.440 --> 03:28:52.440
Some stuff happened.

03:28:52.440 --> 03:28:57.080
We called through some vents and welded some shit shut that then they were like, it can't

03:28:57.080 --> 03:29:02.540
escape and then it escaped and then we shot him in the shoulder didn't see the

03:29:02.540 --> 03:29:05.440
body and it went over the edge so we know that they're dead and we're probably

03:29:05.440 --> 03:29:08.000
safe now.

03:29:09.200 --> 03:29:13.960
Okay, a shooter identified.

03:29:13.960 --> 03:29:23.960
I mean, the alien could jog.

03:29:23.960 --> 03:29:30.640
I went the wrong way, y'all.

03:29:30.640 --> 03:29:55.200
If the alien had cardio, we'd be in a lot of trouble.

03:29:55.200 --> 03:30:00.600
I don't want to go off on a rant, not the Dennis Miller post.

03:30:00.600 --> 03:30:06.780
The reason that like this kind of impersonation stuff works in like the thing is because the

03:30:06.780 --> 03:30:11.600
alien pretends to be like a crew member.

03:30:11.600 --> 03:30:15.040
It doesn't just go around like threatening to kill people.

03:30:15.040 --> 03:30:20.160
Like after all the marketing that I was looking at it was like you might not know that a crew

03:30:20.160 --> 03:30:23.080
member has been replaced with an alien throughout the game.

03:30:23.080 --> 03:30:26.960
What do you fucking know bro as they start chasing you down and trying to fucking kill

03:30:26.960 --> 03:30:27.960
you?

03:30:27.960 --> 03:30:30.720
They don't they don't talk like us, man

03:30:36.400 --> 03:30:42.280
Unless they do a thing later where they're like, oh and also some of the people you were talking to were also imposters

03:30:42.280 --> 03:30:46.000
These were just the the first imposters just weren't very good at it

03:30:46.000 --> 03:30:50.960
But they they rapidly adapted to our new environment or some shit like that

03:30:53.320 --> 03:30:56.200
Or maybe they're the humans and I'm the alien

03:30:57.960 --> 03:31:04.340
So they're like, we're trying to kill you because you're an alien.

03:31:04.340 --> 03:31:17.480
And I'm like, stop trying to kill me, you're the alien, you know what I'm talking about?

03:31:17.480 --> 03:31:20.040
John Freeman, headcrab zombie type shit.

03:31:28.480 --> 03:31:30.540
Wasn't Sigourney the alien?

03:31:30.540 --> 03:31:32.620
In the fourth one, kinda.

03:31:33.580 --> 03:31:35.320
So it's hard to...

03:31:35.320 --> 03:31:38.520
It's like an analogy for motherhood, kind of,

03:31:38.520 --> 03:31:41.680
but also, like, that's an analogy for alien.

03:31:43.360 --> 03:31:45.520
Activate switches 0-3.

03:31:47.480 --> 03:32:11.720
Nothing gets a gamer excited, like she activates switches 0 of 3.

03:32:11.720 --> 03:32:13.720
There's the fellow.

03:32:13.720 --> 03:32:22.880
Obviously, I won't just be walking into this corner vision.

03:32:22.880 --> 03:32:31.800
Instead wait two seconds for him to walk away and then activating the switch with...

03:32:31.800 --> 03:32:41.200
That is move the mouse up for those of you who are curious.

03:32:41.200 --> 03:33:00.160
the damn door, man. What the fuck? He could have just fucking killed me, bro. He could

03:33:00.160 --> 03:33:09.020
have killed my ass dad. I think he's lying. You're right. It's the worst part about the

03:33:09.020 --> 03:33:13.020
Aliens as well. Hypocrisy.

03:33:20.020 --> 03:33:23.020
Ah, you can't be doing all that.

03:33:39.020 --> 03:33:45.020
That's a distraction. Okay, I understand.

03:33:53.020 --> 03:33:55.020
Oh shit, he can run!

03:34:00.020 --> 03:34:02.020
Whoa!

03:34:03.020 --> 03:34:05.020
Distract him, bro!

03:34:09.020 --> 03:34:11.020
I

03:34:13.940 --> 03:34:18.140
Got surprised by surprise. Oh what the fuck

03:34:24.460 --> 03:34:26.460
You showing me the pack

03:34:31.780 --> 03:34:33.780
So we literally run this now by the way

03:34:33.780 --> 03:34:41.260
Fuck it, I'm doing it.

03:34:41.260 --> 03:34:42.260
This person can't die.

03:34:42.260 --> 03:34:54.660
Oh yeah, we'll get the fuck out of there.

03:34:54.660 --> 03:34:56.940
Apparently you have to, if anything.

03:34:56.940 --> 03:34:58.940
This is the only competent crew member.

03:35:08.460 --> 03:35:10.460
Damn, he's fucking assuming that.

03:35:13.500 --> 03:35:15.500
The door closed the door!

03:35:17.340 --> 03:35:19.340
Close the door!

03:35:19.340 --> 03:35:29.340
Motherfucker! Open the door!

03:35:29.340 --> 03:35:44.340
Here he comes! Well, obviously when I'm going to be closing the door, he'll open that door!

03:35:44.340 --> 03:35:46.340
And then we'll catch him on the next move

03:35:54.340 --> 03:35:56.340
Then we'll go down and we'll catch him off this one

03:36:06.940 --> 03:36:11.300
Okay, he's still on us guess what buddy

03:36:11.300 --> 03:36:13.300
Best of luck to you, motherfuckers.

03:36:29.300 --> 03:36:31.300
I think we got time.

03:36:33.300 --> 03:36:35.300
We obviously do not have time.

03:36:35.300 --> 03:36:37.300
We clearly do not have time.

03:36:37.300 --> 03:36:39.300
Oh no!

03:36:39.300 --> 03:36:41.300
I hit the wrong button or something.

03:36:41.300 --> 03:36:49.300
I got killed y'all.

03:36:57.300 --> 03:36:59.300
Yeah, I hit S instead of D.

03:36:59.300 --> 03:37:02.300
I hit S instead of D on that one.

03:37:02.300 --> 03:37:12.300
You know it wasn't your fault, right?

03:37:12.300 --> 03:37:15.300
I know.

03:37:15.300 --> 03:37:17.660
Should have been me going down there.

03:37:17.660 --> 03:37:19.660
She's safe.

03:37:19.660 --> 03:37:21.700
Don't trust her, bro.

03:37:21.700 --> 03:37:23.300
Do not fucking trust her.

03:37:23.300 --> 03:37:25.380
These are the images Kopa captured.

03:37:25.380 --> 03:37:27.580
It's the meteorite.

03:37:27.580 --> 03:37:29.500
Launched in the reactor.

03:37:29.500 --> 03:37:32.260
Are you sure whoever attacked you is dead?

03:37:32.260 --> 03:37:33.260
Positive.

03:37:33.260 --> 03:37:36.940
They fell into the reactor array.

03:37:36.940 --> 03:37:37.940
This was Sims, right?

03:37:37.940 --> 03:37:38.940
I told you.

03:37:38.940 --> 03:37:42.860
There's someone else down there.

03:37:42.860 --> 03:37:45.900
How many fucking murderers can there be on one ship?

03:37:45.900 --> 03:37:51.140
There could have been a blind spot in the ship's design that allowed Stowaway to get in and

03:37:51.140 --> 03:37:52.140
hide.

03:37:52.140 --> 03:37:53.140
Come on now, man.

03:37:53.140 --> 03:37:56.980
As you know, I couldn't get the security arrangements I wanted for pre-launch.

03:37:56.980 --> 03:38:02.420
So you're saying that the oceans of money I drew at you still weren't enough to solve your security problems

03:38:03.220 --> 03:38:06.820
I'd have thought that money aside the crew would notice

03:38:08.300 --> 03:38:10.300
extra person on board

03:38:13.060 --> 03:38:19.380
Sir we were all asleep for four years sir. It's dealt with whoever it was they're dead

03:38:20.420 --> 03:38:25.000
That meteorite is organic a living substance

03:38:25.000 --> 03:38:29.880
force it must have spread through the vents to Carter and seems quarters a

03:38:29.880 --> 03:38:37.580
living substance fascinating so how much do we know about the substance well

03:38:37.580 --> 03:38:43.800
as I mentioned it's organic and it's extraterrestrial rapidly replicating

03:38:43.800 --> 03:38:49.320
there's no need to repeat yourself I've quarantined the deck and sealed the

03:38:49.320 --> 03:38:53.240
air vents there is no way that thing is spreading further that being said we did

03:38:53.240 --> 03:39:00.240
Let's all breathe in, Bob. 15 lungfuls of it earlier.

03:39:23.240 --> 03:39:29.440
with I should think about carrying out repairs to the transmitter go ahead Mitchell continue

03:39:29.440 --> 03:39:36.120
the damage assessment from up here Anders you need to analyze that sample I'll help

03:39:36.120 --> 03:39:41.920
let's get that transmitter up and running she really likes to help Anders have you noticed

03:39:41.920 --> 03:39:42.920
What's this?

03:39:46.920 --> 03:39:48.920
Relax, I'll handle it.

03:39:48.920 --> 03:39:50.920
Three hours later...

03:40:11.920 --> 03:40:20.300
no rest for the wicked good what do you want him to do bro guess we're doing this

03:40:20.300 --> 03:40:24.400
by us this maximizing shareholder value right

03:40:27.800 --> 03:40:32.920
sounds like early-gen AI voice acting I'm pretty sure he's just from like

03:40:32.920 --> 03:40:39.400
Belgium or something man oh shit

03:40:41.920 --> 03:40:58.800
Wait, the alien is scooping man.

03:40:58.800 --> 03:41:07.920
The real guy is here and the alien is learning how to play basketball.

03:41:07.920 --> 03:41:11.920
Unbelievable. I've never seen anything like this before.

03:41:11.920 --> 03:41:12.920
Do you run a person in those days?

03:41:12.920 --> 03:41:13.920
Yeah, no kidding.

03:41:13.920 --> 03:41:15.920
The scanner can't identify it.

03:41:15.920 --> 03:41:16.920
I wonder why, man.

03:41:16.920 --> 03:41:20.920
It's organic. But I'm like any organism we've ever seen.

03:41:22.920 --> 03:41:26.920
Its cellular structure is changing almost constantly.

03:41:27.920 --> 03:41:33.920
It's highly efficient, appearing to absorb matter in its immediate proximity and duplicate it.

03:41:33.920 --> 03:41:34.920
You think the Petri dish is gonna hold it?

03:41:34.920 --> 03:41:36.920
It's copying whatever it touches.

03:41:36.920 --> 03:41:45.320
to what end? I don't know but it's growing. Left unchecked it could overwhelm the whole

03:41:45.320 --> 03:41:54.120
ship in a matter of days. Oh cool. Love that for us. Cooper, give me a hand when you have

03:41:54.120 --> 03:42:01.200
a minute. Sure thing. As soon as the ladies are out of the room you know that dude's huffing

03:42:01.200 --> 03:42:07.400
the alien you who just put them out of fat fucking line

03:42:11.400 --> 03:42:19.040
could you grab me a sedative from the chem cabinet a sedative I've got a

03:42:19.040 --> 03:42:24.120
little experiment I want to conduct but just grab the drugs and I'll explain

03:42:24.120 --> 03:42:26.120
I've heard that one before.

03:42:27.120 --> 03:42:28.120
Just do it?

03:42:28.120 --> 03:42:30.120
From the Kim Cabinet?

03:42:32.120 --> 03:42:35.120
You have some drugs from the Kim Cabinet?

03:42:36.120 --> 03:42:39.120
Something like alprazolam or diazepam.

03:42:46.120 --> 03:42:49.120
I have to synthesize my own diazepam?

03:42:54.120 --> 03:43:06.060
seems a little like a lot of rigmarole well let me take a peek here for a

03:43:06.060 --> 03:43:12.860
second NH3 that's some kind of like ammonia or something what do we got

03:43:12.860 --> 03:43:19.200
here hydrogen well there you go ammonia give me some of this juice

03:43:19.200 --> 03:43:21.400
Sleep juice, where are you?

03:43:21.400 --> 03:43:23.160
What the fuck is going on, man?

03:43:23.160 --> 03:43:24.160
And then we got...

03:43:25.400 --> 03:43:27.760
Oh, I have no idea what that shit is.

03:43:36.360 --> 03:43:39.880
I guess, I mean, let me go check this.

03:43:39.880 --> 03:43:42.760
Because here's the thing, I see that it has sulfuric acid.

03:43:42.760 --> 03:43:45.840
I'm feeling like if you synthesize this improperly

03:43:45.840 --> 03:43:48.680
and then you inject this dude with sulfuric acid,

03:43:48.680 --> 03:43:52.680
He's basically just going to melt, which could be funny,

03:43:52.680 --> 03:43:58.040
but I also feel like we should at least make an honest effort.

03:44:02.640 --> 03:44:06.960
So we really need some dimethyl sulfate.

03:44:06.960 --> 03:44:09.840
And you do not need sulfuric acid.

03:44:09.840 --> 03:44:11.760
You need some dimethyl sulfate.

03:44:11.760 --> 03:44:28.320
I got to take a closer look to see if we need chloroacetyl chloride.

03:44:28.320 --> 03:44:34.120
It's a Cl-dash-double bond O2Cl.

03:44:34.120 --> 03:44:39.680
Yeah, we got it y'all.

03:44:39.680 --> 03:44:40.680
We got it.

03:44:40.680 --> 03:44:41.680
Sorry.

03:44:41.680 --> 03:44:48.400
degree in biology. I got like a 53% in orgo in second year so yeah no one's

03:44:48.400 --> 03:44:54.760
gonna be melting into a pile of goo on my watch okay. I'd like to grab some

03:44:54.760 --> 03:45:03.960
ammonia please. I don't know why you're asking me.

03:45:11.680 --> 03:45:17.560
Enter the three numbers of the all of the three numbers of the chemicals. Okay, so we're gonna start with the

03:45:18.520 --> 03:45:24.680
Chloroacetyl whatever and then ammonia and then the third one that I can't even remember anymore

03:45:26.000 --> 03:45:28.000
Diamethyl sulfate, okay

03:45:30.560 --> 03:45:34.440
We want to start with number one

03:45:34.440 --> 03:45:51.520
Enter. Number six. And then cancel that for now. Number one. Number six. And then number

03:45:51.520 --> 03:45:57.280
eight. Number one. Number six. And number eight. One six seven. Wait, is it a joke maybe? No.

03:45:57.280 --> 03:46:05.000
168 you're good to go that and can we I can I give mine extra hot no room

03:46:11.280 --> 03:46:13.280
She'd better have a good reason for this

03:46:18.280 --> 03:46:21.960
Creepy isn't it I think it's beautiful

03:46:27.280 --> 03:46:29.280
How are you feeling, buddy?

03:46:32.280 --> 03:46:34.280
What do you mean?

03:46:35.280 --> 03:46:37.280
You lost a lot of blood.

03:46:37.280 --> 03:46:40.280
You had a seizure during wake-up.

03:46:40.280 --> 03:46:44.280
The injection we gave you mained you side effects.

03:46:44.280 --> 03:46:47.280
Memory loss, nosebleeds.

03:46:47.280 --> 03:46:49.280
Finally, temperament.

03:46:49.280 --> 03:46:53.280
Apologies, I was momentarily confused.

03:46:53.280 --> 03:46:56.280
I guess memory loss explains that.

03:46:56.280 --> 03:47:04.360
just take it easy and report in if you have any concerns I still think he's

03:47:04.360 --> 03:47:09.400
the human and the alien is down there learning out of hoop and he's at the end

03:47:09.400 --> 03:47:15.080
credit scene is gonna be like the ship has crash landed back on earth and like

03:47:15.080 --> 03:47:21.280
he gets out and it's like oh shit where'd he fucking crash boom Madison

03:47:21.280 --> 03:47:27.820
Square Garden. And it's like Madison Square Garden, the oldest arena in North America.

03:47:27.820 --> 03:47:32.300
Is there looming in the horizon, and then it's like a shot from his back, and he walks

03:47:32.300 --> 03:47:41.700
into the front doors. And you, as soon as he walks in, you hear like the crowd noise,

03:47:41.700 --> 03:47:53.540
Implying that he's walking into greatness, to glory, yeah then he looks back and he goes

03:47:53.540 --> 03:48:10.860
Yeah, we got our own diazepam on tap here.

03:48:10.860 --> 03:48:16.820
We got a coffee porter, we got a double IPA, a triple IPA, we got an IPA made with a combination

03:48:16.820 --> 03:48:23.380
of mosaic and citra hops, we got the diazepam on tap.

03:48:23.380 --> 03:48:25.380
We have a non-alcoholic gin and tonic.

03:48:53.380 --> 03:48:58.820
results back to earth right which would require a functioning ship i'm not talking about the crash

03:48:58.820 --> 03:49:04.740
please clue me into what you're talking about he's not stupid if anyone can see the dollar signs

03:49:04.740 --> 03:49:11.540
in this it's williams he's up to something keeper i know our boss look i'm new to this crew but

03:49:11.540 --> 03:49:16.340
williams trusts you i don't buy it if he knows anything if he's putting our lives at risk we

03:49:16.340 --> 03:49:18.340
We need to do something about it.

03:49:19.840 --> 03:49:21.840
What do you know that I don't?

03:49:21.840 --> 03:49:27.340
I may have kind of accidentally, on purpose,

03:49:27.340 --> 03:49:28.340
Come on now.

03:49:28.340 --> 03:49:30.340
had a sneaky peek into his drop drive?

03:49:30.340 --> 03:49:31.840
That's impossible.

03:49:31.840 --> 03:49:33.340
His drive is security locking.

03:49:33.340 --> 03:49:34.840
Yeah, oh, 13674.

03:49:34.840 --> 03:49:36.840
Oh, you didn't!

03:49:36.840 --> 03:49:38.840
Wouldn't be much of a science officer

03:49:38.840 --> 03:49:41.840
if I didn't know a few cheeky little command ogre rides.

03:49:41.840 --> 03:49:54.320
You sly old fox, you sly old fox. Never change. Why would I? I'm already perfect.

03:49:54.320 --> 03:49:58.720
That's what I love about it. It's all McGroober coded.

03:49:58.720 --> 03:50:05.400
Williams has his own file stacked inside the oracle, heavily encrypted. He's been updating

03:50:05.400 --> 03:50:11.200
it since he woke up. Talking to her through a line that's hidden from everyone, including

03:50:11.200 --> 03:50:13.200
Stafford and Isley. I mean

03:50:13.820 --> 03:50:15.340
He's the boss

03:50:15.340 --> 03:50:18.800
He can do he can turn into a jet. He can fly into the Sun

03:50:20.960 --> 03:50:23.440
Only command can access the Oracle like that

03:50:24.200 --> 03:50:28.800
He's hiding something. I know it and he's putting us all in danger

03:50:33.760 --> 03:50:36.400
Don't tell Isley bro. She sucks. Okay, then

03:50:37.120 --> 03:50:40.500
What do you propose we do? I need to have a deeper look at that drive

03:50:41.200 --> 03:50:43.200
But it'll take time.

03:50:43.200 --> 03:50:47.800
I can't have William sauntering into his office when I'm up to my nuts in his dirty laundry.

03:50:47.800 --> 03:50:51.200
Oh no. No. I don't like where this is heading.

03:50:51.200 --> 03:50:56.200
Remember that time in Fort Wayne, when those frappling knuckle walkers wouldn't take the hint?

03:50:56.200 --> 03:51:03.200
That was a lifetime ago. And that was a couple of laxatives and a keg. This is a whole different ball game.

03:51:03.200 --> 03:51:06.200
Come on, Coop. We're not those people anymore.

03:51:06.200 --> 03:51:13.960
Exactly! You're a whole-ass doctor now. Just hit him with something to send him to sleep for a few hours.

03:51:13.960 --> 03:51:15.960
He was just sleeping for four years!

03:51:15.960 --> 03:51:18.840
Just say it was a side effect of the shot we gave him earlier.

03:51:20.920 --> 03:51:26.280
Fuck it! Okay, I'll do it. I'll send him to sleep. To shut you up if nothing else.

03:51:26.280 --> 03:51:29.000
Cooper, I fucking love you.

03:51:29.000 --> 03:51:33.840
Unfortunately, I love you too.

03:51:33.840 --> 03:51:39.120
It seemed like the most authentic line of dialogue for an Australian character ever.

03:51:39.120 --> 03:51:40.120
Koopa?

03:51:40.120 --> 03:51:46.520
I fucking love you, mate.

03:51:46.520 --> 03:51:50.480
A stepdad, Jeff, grew up in Fort Wayne.

03:51:50.480 --> 03:51:51.480
This is for Jeff.

03:51:51.480 --> 03:51:53.120
My name is Jeff.

03:51:53.120 --> 03:51:54.120
His name is Jeff.

03:51:54.120 --> 03:51:55.800
And your stepdad's name is Jeff.

03:51:55.800 --> 03:51:59.720
His name is Jaff.

03:51:59.720 --> 03:52:01.760
Regroup with Anders.

03:52:01.760 --> 03:52:03.000
Seven feet away from there.

03:52:03.000 --> 03:52:04.000
You just had that conversation.

03:52:04.000 --> 03:52:06.240
Are you good to go?

03:52:06.240 --> 03:52:07.320
Yes.

03:52:07.320 --> 03:52:08.960
Take a look at our little bundle of joy.

03:52:12.000 --> 03:52:13.920
Here, I'm going to run a small charge

03:52:13.920 --> 03:52:15.440
through one of the samples.

03:52:15.440 --> 03:52:16.120
Watch the other one.

03:52:20.360 --> 03:52:22.480
Damn, you're going to make it mad.

03:52:22.480 --> 03:52:25.000
It reacts to the charge wherever I place it.

03:52:25.000 --> 03:52:29.600
One sample affects the other at exactly the same time.

03:52:29.600 --> 03:52:31.600
You're hurting him!

03:52:31.600 --> 03:52:36.000
It seems to stun it briefly, but it won't kill it.

03:52:36.000 --> 03:52:40.000
So the cells are entangled somehow?

03:52:40.000 --> 03:52:41.440
Yes.

03:52:41.440 --> 03:52:44.880
This proves the whole thing is connected.

03:52:44.880 --> 03:52:47.200
One organism.

03:52:47.200 --> 03:52:52.360
The growth of almost every organism is stunted by cold.

03:52:52.360 --> 03:52:57.080
If we could freeze the substance, maybe we could stop it expanding.

03:52:57.880 --> 03:53:02.040
You know, we've got plenty of oxygen in the fuel oxidizer tanks.

03:53:02.080 --> 03:53:02.920
The stuff we breathe?

03:53:02.920 --> 03:53:05.800
We turn a liquid oxygen from the fuel cells into the spectrometer.

03:53:07.320 --> 03:53:11.560
Well, potentially, not without risks.

03:53:12.960 --> 03:53:14.280
Cernan, we've got a job for you.

03:53:15.560 --> 03:53:17.600
Cernan, are you reading me?

03:53:19.360 --> 03:53:21.000
The correct parlance is, do you read?

03:53:21.000 --> 03:53:24.000
He's still running his damage assessment, Isley. Can I help?

03:53:25.000 --> 03:53:28.000
Get to field junction 4. We're going to try something.

03:53:30.000 --> 03:53:37.000
He's walking like... so menacingly. Every time you get a look from this guy, it's...

03:53:38.000 --> 03:53:39.000
Are there any further instructions?

03:53:40.000 --> 03:53:42.000
Until communication is restored.

03:53:42.000 --> 03:53:44.000
Don't make me do it. Don't make me do it.

03:53:44.000 --> 03:53:48.000
Please follow your personnel reports for this cycle and continue monitoring.

03:53:48.000 --> 03:53:55.000
monitoring very well prepare the compound for planetary launch of course

03:53:55.000 --> 03:54:06.600
mr. Williams Anders I was hoping for some privacy sorry mr. Williams I just

03:54:06.600 --> 03:54:10.200
thought well you wouldn't be the boss unless you have someone to bring you

03:54:10.200 --> 03:54:28.680
coffee, right? I could do with a big meal. Where's yours? Oh, I already had some. Sleepy

03:54:28.680 --> 03:54:41.640
time t special blend made it myself mmm it's decaf yeah when he died that

03:54:41.640 --> 03:54:48.720
what he wakes up it should be like what was in that coffee oh yeah it was decaf

03:54:48.720 --> 03:54:55.680
get Williams you'll want to see this is the night will not take prime the

03:54:55.680 --> 03:54:59.680
to be pumped into medical, just needs Mitchell to start the pumping process.

03:55:03.680 --> 03:55:05.680
Pressure at 7%.

03:55:10.680 --> 03:55:13.680
Okay, you little freak. Let's see how you like this.

03:55:13.680 --> 03:55:14.680
Take it slow.

03:55:14.680 --> 03:55:15.680
She's sick.

03:55:15.680 --> 03:55:17.680
We blow the line. We could trigger an explosion.

03:55:17.680 --> 03:55:20.680
Yeah. Thanks for that, Paisley.

03:55:25.680 --> 03:55:29.680
I think it's working. The growth is decaying.

03:55:32.680 --> 03:55:34.680
Coming up to 12%. Shall I push it higher?

03:55:45.680 --> 03:55:47.680
Hey! Who's there?

03:55:55.680 --> 03:56:02.680
There must be some Toros in the atmosphere.

03:56:02.680 --> 03:56:09.680
She said that I'll be in the basement.

03:56:09.680 --> 03:56:14.680
I'm locked in here.

03:56:14.680 --> 03:56:21.680
The spectra with this rock shitting is going to be in the basement.

03:56:21.680 --> 03:56:26.980
I'm locked in here. The spectra with this rock shitting is licking liquid oxygen.

03:56:27.980 --> 03:56:28.980
Get me out.

03:56:28.980 --> 03:56:30.480
It's fucking burning in here.

03:56:30.480 --> 03:56:32.480
Get me out or I'm gonna fucking freeze!

03:56:33.480 --> 03:56:37.980
Young, the fuel line is caught fire in the junction room. Mitchell is trapped.

03:56:42.680 --> 03:56:46.480
I've got her on camera. It looks like the door has been compromised.

03:56:46.480 --> 03:56:49.680
Young, you have to get her out of there.

03:56:49.680 --> 03:56:50.680
Come on my way.

03:56:51.680 --> 03:56:53.680
Background.

03:57:06.680 --> 03:57:07.680
Williams!

03:57:07.680 --> 03:57:09.680
Williams is dead! Get out of there!

03:57:11.680 --> 03:57:14.680
He's walking like a Metal Gear Solid 5 enemy.

03:57:21.680 --> 03:57:31.680
I think it must be an alien his hair is rich enough.

03:57:31.680 --> 03:57:56.360
I'm going to show you the Anders, because I feel like you should just be able to get

03:57:56.360 --> 03:58:02.680
out of there also we've had them say like four lines in the entire game so far

03:58:06.200 --> 03:58:10.520
you just walk out through the door man

03:58:10.520 --> 03:58:17.520
It's Williams!

03:58:17.520 --> 03:58:19.520
She's still down there!

03:58:19.520 --> 03:58:20.520
Williams!

03:58:20.520 --> 03:58:21.520
What are you doing?

03:58:21.520 --> 03:58:22.520
Get out of there, man!

03:58:22.520 --> 03:58:23.520
What are you doing?

03:58:23.520 --> 03:58:24.520
Are they stupid?

03:58:24.520 --> 03:58:25.520
Are they?

03:58:25.520 --> 03:58:26.520
Are they stupid?

03:58:26.520 --> 03:58:27.520
Are you kidding me?

03:58:27.520 --> 03:58:28.520
They know what's happening, man.

03:58:28.520 --> 03:58:30.520
They're like, whoa, it's Williams!

03:58:30.520 --> 03:58:33.520
Williams is standing in the flames and not talking.

03:58:33.520 --> 03:58:37.700
They know what's happening, man. They're like, whoa, it's Williams.

03:58:37.700 --> 03:58:41.500
Williams is standing in the flames and not talking.

03:58:41.500 --> 03:58:44.700
What the fuck's that? Williams, get out of there, man.

03:58:46.700 --> 03:58:51.100
Someone's gotta go rescue Williams. You're fucking off fire, man.

03:58:52.700 --> 03:58:55.500
Williams, you're burning the death row.

03:58:57.900 --> 03:59:00.300
Williams, you're the human torch.

03:59:03.520 --> 03:59:10.520
Oh shit, maybe he wants to re-live him.

03:59:10.520 --> 03:59:19.520
Oh shit.

03:59:19.520 --> 03:59:25.520
Alright, the sprinklers.

03:59:25.520 --> 03:59:30.520
One second here.

03:59:30.520 --> 03:59:32.520
We nailed this.

03:59:45.520 --> 03:59:50.520
A Minnesotian rescue is a Californian from 55 degrees Fahrenheit weather.

04:00:00.520 --> 04:00:25.520
I have never been so happy to be a raigun!

04:00:25.520 --> 04:00:27.520
Good for him.

04:00:33.520 --> 04:00:35.520
He made no effort to survive.

04:00:35.520 --> 04:00:38.520
He was running back and forth on that platform for a minute.

04:00:50.520 --> 04:00:51.520
Yeti, that's pretty true.

04:00:51.520 --> 04:00:54.520
Crazy there's so much talk of sperm count when you only need one.

04:00:55.520 --> 04:00:57.520
When you're saying there's a chance

04:00:58.760 --> 04:01:00.760
Lloyd Christmas coded

04:01:04.080 --> 04:01:08.000
I didn't see that message yet. He yet. He's in the private chat. We're just

04:01:16.120 --> 04:01:20.280
Yeah, they're typing I can see them type why I can't see the type I can see them when they send a message

04:01:20.280 --> 04:01:26.400
did he really lock me in there I don't know but he was the only one down there

04:01:26.400 --> 04:01:31.120
it's kind of on there in school suspension stuff what the fuck did we

04:01:31.120 --> 04:01:36.240
give him his office was trashed we were meant to knock him out not drive him

04:01:36.240 --> 04:01:41.280
crazy oh shit sorry I give him to Alice we you're putting in that sentence this

04:01:41.280 --> 04:01:46.680
whole thing was your idea I copied his drop drive it'll take me a while to

04:01:46.680 --> 04:01:54.040
decrypt the files but when I do we'll know what he was up to. God damn it! You'd better be right.

04:01:54.040 --> 04:02:00.200
Wait no he's chill, he's just playing basketball. As for the growth, it seems to be quarantined.

04:02:00.200 --> 04:02:05.880
At least I hope it is. I'm headed over to Bridges. Are you there? You must be tired.

04:02:07.640 --> 04:02:12.200
Can't sleep when there's work to do. Same. Nice to know I'm not...

04:02:12.200 --> 04:02:16.600
Yeah, she's already, she's already dead.

04:02:16.600 --> 04:02:18.600
I killed her.

04:02:18.600 --> 04:02:20.600
What?

04:02:20.600 --> 04:02:25.600
Hello?

04:02:25.600 --> 04:02:29.800
Is anyone here?

04:02:29.800 --> 04:02:30.800
Where is everyone?

04:02:30.800 --> 04:02:31.800
I'm arrested.

04:02:31.800 --> 04:02:32.800
Oh shit.

04:02:32.800 --> 04:02:33.800
Surprise party maybe?

04:02:33.800 --> 04:02:35.800
Oh shit surprise party maybe

04:02:45.640 --> 04:02:47.640
Could be like a birthday party type situation

04:02:57.720 --> 04:02:59.720
They remembered

04:02:59.720 --> 04:03:05.240
You know, when you're halfway through the thing and then one of the people in McMurdo

04:03:05.240 --> 04:03:11.680
Station goes, and it's my birthday.

04:03:11.680 --> 04:03:13.800
Worst birthday ever, guys.

04:03:13.800 --> 04:03:15.800
Am I right?

04:03:15.800 --> 04:03:20.680
Everyone else got happy birthday.

04:03:20.680 --> 04:03:22.680
Happy birthday, McCready.

04:03:22.680 --> 04:03:27.680
Happy birthday, Childs.

04:03:27.680 --> 04:03:38.680
Happy birthday the thing, happy birthday, whoever, whatever Wilfred Brimley's name is.

04:03:38.680 --> 04:03:51.680
Oh shit.

04:03:51.680 --> 04:03:55.680
What the fuck.

04:03:55.680 --> 04:03:57.680
Let me in, bro.

04:04:25.680 --> 04:04:26.480
What's happening?

04:04:27.580 --> 04:04:29.480
Well, what have you done to me?

04:04:29.880 --> 04:04:31.080
It was decaf.

04:04:34.780 --> 04:04:35.880
Mr. Williams?

04:04:37.180 --> 04:04:38.280
How did you get here?

04:04:38.980 --> 04:04:40.480
Wh-what are you talking about?

04:04:40.480 --> 04:04:42.280
What's the last thing you remember?

04:04:42.580 --> 04:04:43.280
I...

04:04:44.880 --> 04:04:46.280
I-I don't know, uh...

04:04:46.480 --> 04:04:48.080
We saw you die.

04:04:50.280 --> 04:04:51.280
Is this real?

04:04:51.580 --> 04:04:54.180
Of course it's real! I'm right in front of you!

04:04:55.680 --> 04:04:57.680
How long has he been here?

04:04:57.680 --> 04:04:58.180
Banners.

04:04:58.180 --> 04:04:59.680
Will someone please tell me what's going on?

04:04:59.680 --> 04:05:03.680
I want you to run every biometric on Williams that you can.

04:05:03.680 --> 04:05:05.680
What the hell?

04:05:05.680 --> 04:05:08.680
Why can't any of you give me a straight answer?

04:05:08.680 --> 04:05:09.680
Nah, he's legit.

04:05:09.680 --> 04:05:11.680
What the fuck is happening?

04:05:13.680 --> 04:05:15.680
Oh, Jesus Christ.

04:05:19.680 --> 04:05:20.680
He's horny.

04:05:20.680 --> 04:05:24.680
Are we comfortable with him being able to move around freely?

04:05:24.680 --> 04:05:26.680
Whoa, what the fuck?

04:05:29.680 --> 04:05:31.680
He can't take any chances with him.

04:05:34.680 --> 04:05:37.680
Detain him in the secure storage area, in Geoscience.

04:05:38.680 --> 04:05:40.680
You can't just lock me away!

04:05:41.680 --> 04:05:43.680
You need to come with us, Williams.

04:05:50.680 --> 04:05:52.680
And, come with them, he did.

04:05:52.680 --> 04:05:57.120
just stay here while we run some tests what exactly do you expect your

04:05:57.120 --> 04:06:03.080
damage oh very badly burnt you've lost your mind let me out of here I'm sorry

04:06:03.080 --> 04:06:08.480
Williams this has to be done let me out of here he is charred up

04:06:08.480 --> 04:06:13.680
I sleep get me out of here that's an order you're not authorized to give me

04:06:13.680 --> 04:06:19.880
orders mr. Williams it's Williams I thought we were past that now and I am

04:06:19.880 --> 04:06:23.080
I'm not dead. I would know if I was dead, wouldn't I?

04:06:24.080 --> 04:06:25.380
How long is this going to take?

04:06:26.180 --> 04:06:26.880
It's about...

04:06:29.680 --> 04:06:30.580
What's going on?

04:06:32.280 --> 04:06:32.880
Warning.

04:06:33.280 --> 04:06:35.880
Tanichahydrocony systems identified.

04:06:35.980 --> 04:06:38.380
No! My fucking crops!

04:06:39.180 --> 04:06:40.380
My grow-up!

04:06:41.780 --> 04:06:42.380
What is it?

04:06:42.680 --> 04:06:48.480
They require strict temperature and humidity controls to achieve maximum THC concentration!

04:06:48.480 --> 04:06:50.480
Oh my god.

04:06:53.480 --> 04:06:56.480
The aliens are gonna smoke all my weed, bro!

04:07:01.480 --> 04:07:02.480
Oh shit!

04:07:05.480 --> 04:07:07.480
They've cut the monitoring systems.

04:07:11.480 --> 04:07:15.480
I kinda don't understand why aliens are such assholes, either.

04:07:15.480 --> 04:07:22.680
They're almost, again, not to pause and extend the game longer than it's strictly necessary.

04:07:22.680 --> 04:07:28.800
At some point, I would love a conversation that's like, and also, why are they killing us?

04:07:28.800 --> 04:07:35.800
Like if they were, because like set the groundwork for like, if the alien goo takes over the engine,

04:07:35.800 --> 04:07:39.720
then maybe they can fly back to Earth and infect the whole planet or something like that.

04:07:39.720 --> 04:07:51.720
But to just be like, like they just take it as self-evident that like of course the aliens are stalking us like serial killers and trying to murder us like I I don't understand man.

04:07:57.720 --> 04:08:00.720
Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction.

04:08:09.720 --> 04:08:15.840
So let's get them working again every minute counts. I'll do it

04:08:17.520 --> 04:08:20.640
I'll join her. I'll need someone to back me up

04:08:25.400 --> 04:08:28.760
I'm gonna suggest you take Cernan because uh

04:08:29.680 --> 04:08:36.200
At some point take Cernan you become an alien. He's our best shot at fixing them. I'm on it

04:08:36.200 --> 04:08:42.800
Wait, you'll be more used with this than I am.

04:08:42.800 --> 04:08:43.800
Cernan?

04:08:43.800 --> 04:08:47.800
It's me and you, babe.

04:08:47.800 --> 04:08:52.640
Like you sure you're up to it?

04:08:52.640 --> 04:08:54.640
Yes.

04:08:54.640 --> 04:08:55.640
In the Marines, we used to-

04:08:55.640 --> 04:08:56.640
I need to do this.

04:08:56.640 --> 04:09:01.880
We used to fix the FTL antenna for fun.

04:09:01.880 --> 04:09:04.320
Taking risks is part of the job.

04:09:04.320 --> 04:09:10.800
Simple math, until you have to live with the consequences, and there are some consequences

04:09:10.800 --> 04:09:23.560
that no amount of calculation can reconcile.

04:09:23.560 --> 04:09:26.080
William.

04:09:26.080 --> 04:09:27.320
R-William.

04:09:27.320 --> 04:09:30.320
It says Mr. Williams, just so you know.

04:09:30.320 --> 04:09:31.880
What did she mean by this?

04:09:31.880 --> 04:09:33.880
Just be a really poetic!

04:09:39.880 --> 04:09:42.880
Astronaut beware, you're in for a scare.

04:09:54.880 --> 04:09:58.880
Despite the weather, we are already back on target for launch Friday.

04:09:58.880 --> 04:10:02.880
I cannot stress how much the crew is excited for this to be happening.

04:10:02.880 --> 04:10:09.880
And for all these years of preparation, we are in a place that is...

04:10:11.880 --> 04:10:15.880
Look, I know there's a lot to consider.

04:10:15.880 --> 04:10:18.880
It won't be the same mission without you.

04:10:20.880 --> 04:10:24.880
There's a lot about this mission that doesn't seem the same.

04:10:24.880 --> 04:10:27.880
What would Carter do? Carter will be there. You love Carter.

04:10:27.880 --> 04:10:31.280
We need you, me and the crew.

04:10:31.280 --> 04:10:34.240
You love Carter, he's so good at soccer.

04:10:34.240 --> 04:10:35.520
Well-spoken.

04:10:38.520 --> 04:10:43.520
Stefan, I don't wanna let you or the crew down.

04:10:45.240 --> 04:10:48.440
But what they're asking of, what they're asking us to do.

04:10:51.720 --> 04:10:53.640
I know you made a promise to my dad,

04:10:55.040 --> 04:10:56.400
but the way I see it,

04:10:57.880 --> 04:10:59.880
You've already fulfilled that.

04:10:59.880 --> 04:11:02.880
I promised I'd look after you.

04:11:02.880 --> 04:11:04.880
That's not something that ends.

04:11:04.880 --> 04:11:07.880
You've looked after me already.

04:11:07.880 --> 04:11:09.880
By ensuring me how to make my own decisions.

04:11:09.880 --> 04:11:12.880
You can start by looking after the check.

04:11:12.880 --> 04:11:17.880
All I'm asking is that you let me do that now.

04:11:19.880 --> 04:11:23.880
You want to choose for yourself, I get that.

04:11:23.880 --> 04:11:27.960
This situation were any different any less urgent

04:11:30.040 --> 04:11:34.680
Kid I never asked you to make a call. I didn't think it was the right one if it's not too much to ask

04:11:34.680 --> 04:11:37.800
We go like four million light years away from Earth me

04:11:39.280 --> 04:11:41.280
Be the leaders about

04:11:41.360 --> 04:11:44.640
Knowing when to trust and when to make that call

04:11:45.160 --> 04:11:49.080
Well knowing when to keep your seatbelt on when to take it off a young

04:11:50.280 --> 04:11:52.280
You're gonna see that for yourself

04:11:53.880 --> 04:12:00.880
So, two forks.

04:12:00.880 --> 04:12:05.880
Oh my god.

04:12:05.880 --> 04:12:13.880
Is it the sound Booth trying not to wake up mom and dad?

04:12:13.880 --> 04:12:15.880
Oh.

04:12:15.880 --> 04:12:20.880
You might find yourself young.

04:12:20.880 --> 04:12:22.880
What a beautiful house.

04:12:24.600 --> 04:12:27.760
She's when the substitute comes back from their bathroom break.

04:12:34.560 --> 04:12:36.560
Nah, man, I don't really want to go in there.

04:12:44.360 --> 04:12:47.520
Yeah, I don't really care about all that to be honest with you.

04:12:47.520 --> 04:13:09.720
It's kind of trying to find a power, oh no, no mother fucker man.

04:13:09.720 --> 04:13:13.600
When you see the fucked up door puzzles and then also you can travel through the, oh I

04:13:13.600 --> 04:13:16.080
can't travel through the window, never mind.

04:13:16.080 --> 04:13:23.080
Maybe we'll be spared.

04:13:23.080 --> 04:13:26.080
Should not have like normal doors.

04:13:26.080 --> 04:13:28.080
We like to use the vents sometimes.

04:13:28.080 --> 04:13:31.080
We do things a little differently here.

04:13:31.080 --> 04:13:42.080
These parts we do things a little differently.

04:13:42.080 --> 04:13:43.080
Same room, bro.

04:13:48.680 --> 04:13:51.680
Why don't you just tell us where the power cell is?

04:13:52.520 --> 04:13:57.520
It's like, sincerely, like a story about a ship

04:13:58.360 --> 04:14:00.880
that just could not get the doors figured out.

04:14:03.120 --> 04:14:04.840
Just came back, what did I miss?

04:14:06.920 --> 04:14:08.000
You're not gonna believe this.

04:14:08.000 --> 04:14:09.600
Are you sitting down?

04:14:09.600 --> 04:14:12.840
need to find a power cell to get into this door.

04:14:12.840 --> 04:14:15.080
Now we came back and he's like, oh, I was looking too.

04:14:15.080 --> 04:14:16.800
I was looking over here.

04:14:16.800 --> 04:14:18.680
OK, man.

04:14:18.680 --> 04:14:23.240
Warning, oxygen saturation level is compromised.

04:14:23.240 --> 04:14:27.360
Oxygen must remain above 70% to avoid adverse reactions

04:14:27.360 --> 04:14:29.440
and fatalities.

04:14:29.440 --> 04:14:31.360
Yeah, I'm aware.

04:14:31.360 --> 04:14:34.440
We need that ship for the last couple of steps of ATP

04:14:34.440 --> 04:14:35.600
synthesis or whatever.

04:14:39.600 --> 04:14:52.720
why it swings bro German guys a little sussie reminds me of the Android from

04:14:52.720 --> 04:14:56.480
Prometheus yeah but which one

04:14:57.240 --> 04:15:00.600
you talking about David or you talking about the other one because the other

04:15:00.600 --> 04:15:06.760
one was legit right the other way which the one that was the one that was blowing

04:15:06.760 --> 04:15:12.760
was legit. The one that was doing the fingering was a little suss.

04:15:16.040 --> 04:15:21.400
Hey, what the fuck? When you see yourself on the security cam, is that how I always

04:15:21.400 --> 04:15:23.400
Do I really walk like that?

04:15:31.400 --> 04:15:32.400
Awesome, man.

04:15:37.400 --> 04:15:40.400
You're confusing the androids? No I'm not bro, David was sus.

04:15:41.400 --> 04:15:42.400
The other one was chill.

04:15:51.400 --> 04:15:58.240
Aw man, she needs to learn how to delegate.

04:15:58.240 --> 04:15:59.680
They're both pretty sus?

04:15:59.680 --> 04:16:04.500
The other one was sus, but then it's revealed that you're only sus him because every android

04:16:04.500 --> 04:16:11.160
in Alien has necessarily betrayed the protagonist, except for Bishop in Aliens.

04:16:11.160 --> 04:16:15.960
But then you realize that actually they fixed the virus with the original David and the

04:16:15.960 --> 04:16:18.520
new android is legit.

04:16:18.520 --> 04:16:25.460
The only problem is not quite as physically strong, not quite as good as swallowing alien

04:16:25.460 --> 04:16:30.580
embryos and then regurgitating them after they put the new short-haired protagonist

04:16:30.580 --> 04:16:31.580
into cryosleep.

04:16:31.580 --> 04:16:45.920
Gotta get the power cell, y'all.

04:16:45.920 --> 04:16:46.920
And Danny McBride.

04:16:46.920 --> 04:16:51.760
I can't remember, I think, you're right, Danny McBride didn't make it to the award because they needed two.

04:16:53.680 --> 04:16:55.920
They needed two hosts, now that I think about it.

04:17:02.960 --> 04:17:07.880
Because I'm not, I think I need to jump over that, that crevice over there.

04:17:07.880 --> 04:17:14.440
Covenant age so well?

04:17:14.440 --> 04:17:18.240
My most like 25 year old take of all time was that like Prometheus sucks.

04:17:18.240 --> 04:17:20.720
It does suck but it sucks in an awesome way.

04:17:20.720 --> 04:17:23.760
Alien Covenant sucks exactly the same way.

04:17:23.760 --> 04:17:29.880
Getting older and wiser was finally learning that these movies that I keep claiming that

04:17:29.880 --> 04:17:34.520
are bad but I keep watching every time I see them on TV can't possibly be bad or I wouldn't

04:17:34.520 --> 04:17:42.360
be watching them. Unfortunately, most of the time Ridley Scott has the sauce. Now

04:17:42.360 --> 04:17:49.200
could they have been better? Yeah, yeah, they both could have been a lot better.

04:17:51.720 --> 04:17:56.120
I don't think anyone would dispute that.

04:17:56.120 --> 04:18:04.600
the nickel back theory just one problem I ain't listen nickel back because they're

04:18:04.600 --> 04:18:07.400
not very good

04:18:10.520 --> 04:18:18.760
maybe over the half wall no there's your problem I don't know what to tell you

04:18:18.760 --> 04:18:22.200
man I am from Fort McMurray

04:18:22.200 --> 04:18:43.000
I need to get the crane control, bro.

04:18:43.000 --> 04:18:44.480
How's Yeti holding up?

04:18:44.480 --> 04:18:46.640
Why don't you ask them yourself?

04:18:46.640 --> 04:18:49.040
Do you know about Ford McMurray?

04:18:49.040 --> 04:18:54.160
Oh bro, I'm familiar with Canada's oil and gas industry. Also, I've seen Foo Bar too like 25 times

04:19:01.520 --> 04:19:03.520
The Mac is a harsh mistress

04:19:15.200 --> 04:19:17.200
Yet he's there yet he said help me help me

04:19:19.920 --> 04:19:23.360
Yeah, don't worry yet. Yeah, I saw I saw your message

04:19:35.120 --> 04:19:38.120
They're talking I don't know what to tell you they're talking

04:19:49.040 --> 04:19:52.040
Supply needed, generally supplies.

04:19:56.040 --> 04:19:57.040
Alright.

04:20:00.040 --> 04:20:02.040
That thing really works on this.

04:20:02.040 --> 04:20:04.040
Why did your face look like that?

04:20:05.040 --> 04:20:08.040
I'm just, I'm just tired of the gameplay just being like,

04:20:08.040 --> 04:20:11.040
press a button on something, all the button doesn't work.

04:20:11.040 --> 04:20:14.040
Like now go find this shit that makes the button work.

04:20:14.040 --> 04:20:18.040
Like it's, it's kind of insane.

04:20:18.040 --> 04:20:23.520
Not to mention I know they're gonna make me do that shit while we play fucking hide and seek in a minute

04:20:38.920 --> 04:20:40.920
You can't make the jump

04:20:48.040 --> 04:21:01.280
was the other one I guess the other one's one tile this is two tiles I don't give a

04:21:01.280 --> 04:21:12.680
fucking parkour civilization I'd be general for the beef

04:21:12.680 --> 04:21:15.800
I'm not going for the weed because even if you get the weed you're still in parkour

04:21:15.800 --> 04:21:21.240
prison right? As I understand it at least.

04:21:25.960 --> 04:21:31.240
It's not wheat, it's bread, whatever. I've never seen it. I've learned about it

04:21:31.240 --> 04:21:34.520
second hand for my daughter.

04:21:38.840 --> 04:21:42.360
Help!

04:21:42.360 --> 04:21:44.360
HELP ME!

04:21:48.360 --> 04:21:50.360
Oh, this fucker.

04:21:54.360 --> 04:21:58.360
Firmly powering crane platform and clamps.

04:21:59.360 --> 04:22:00.360
Okay.

04:22:06.360 --> 04:22:09.360
Alright. Apparently that's not what we want to power up.

04:22:09.360 --> 04:22:14.720
And that's the way to play. Oh, yeah, no, that's it right there. Okay.

04:22:16.880 --> 04:22:22.560
Crane up. Okay, you know what we need to do? Maybe get the console and the clamps going at the same time.

04:22:32.560 --> 04:22:34.080
I don't think we can do that.

04:22:34.080 --> 04:22:47.560
that clamp detachment required. Yeah, so me personally, I might do something like power

04:22:47.560 --> 04:22:59.880
up, I guess like clamps. Then if you power the clamps, you can't do the console. So I

04:22:59.880 --> 04:23:06.880
I guess I'll be the type of beast who might just start by powering up the door.

04:23:06.880 --> 04:23:16.880
And I guess we'll see what happens after that.

04:23:16.880 --> 04:23:20.880
Have you ever been in this room full of baked potatoes before? I don't think so.

04:23:34.880 --> 04:23:39.880
On a scale from entertaining bad to boring, bad, where does this game fall?

04:23:39.880 --> 04:23:43.880
I mean, I'm going to keep it about $50 with you, which is really funny because people keep asking if this is sponsored.

04:23:43.880 --> 04:23:48.100
And I'm like listen listen to the tone of what I'm saying. This is not sponsored

04:23:48.100 --> 04:23:53.560
And also I'm a supermassive like diehard. I played them all I think this might be the worst

04:23:54.360 --> 04:23:57.720
like the one that I previously thought is the worst was

04:23:58.680 --> 04:24:03.640
Little hope the problems I had with little hope were that like the plot made no sense

04:24:04.120 --> 04:24:10.160
That is a very minor concern based on what I'm complaining about so far in this one

04:24:10.160 --> 04:24:12.240
which is just that you just walk.

04:24:12.240 --> 04:24:14.280
Like the best part of the game,

04:24:15.320 --> 04:24:18.760
cut scenes, dialogue choices, et cetera, et cetera.

04:24:18.760 --> 04:24:23.760
The second best part is like holding W through tunnels,

04:24:24.520 --> 04:24:26.280
while something chases you.

04:24:26.280 --> 04:24:27.720
Then this is the worst part,

04:24:27.720 --> 04:24:28.840
which is when they're like,

04:24:28.840 --> 04:24:32.280
please restore power to the doors.

04:24:33.960 --> 04:24:38.160
Like I just do not give a fuck about like restoring power

04:24:38.160 --> 04:24:39.240
to the doors of the ship

04:24:39.240 --> 04:24:41.400
so I can do the rest of the story, man.

04:24:41.400 --> 04:24:42.240
And I'm like,

04:24:48.540 --> 04:24:50.600
like, why are you making it so hard

04:24:50.600 --> 04:24:52.840
to get to the reason that you play the game,

04:24:52.840 --> 04:24:55.360
which is to get to the decision-making process

04:24:55.360 --> 04:24:56.200
and the cutscenes?

04:24:56.200 --> 04:24:58.000
But now we're out here in outer space,

04:24:58.000 --> 04:24:59.040
the spaceship crash,

04:24:59.040 --> 04:25:00.840
instead of like being on an alien planet

04:25:00.840 --> 04:25:01.680
or something like that.

04:25:01.680 --> 04:25:03.920
Now we're like, oh, I gotta find a power cell

04:25:03.920 --> 04:25:06.760
to get a, so I could power up the crane console

04:25:06.760 --> 04:25:29.240
end the crane at the same time. I guess I could have read this.

04:25:29.240 --> 04:25:46.680
Then a power up the clamps and then hack it, power up the clumps, Hercules, Hercules,

04:25:46.680 --> 04:25:51.080
remember that?

04:25:51.080 --> 04:25:54.520
Hercules, wait, damn, I never thought about it like that.

04:25:54.520 --> 04:25:55.520
Okay.

04:25:55.520 --> 04:26:06.560
saying power power up the crane pack the console oh shit do you have to use

04:26:06.560 --> 04:26:16.680
telepathy listen because should I have noticed that earlier sure so really any

04:26:16.680 --> 04:26:20.560
reason for it like is there any

04:26:20.560 --> 04:26:29.160
I should be able to move this into the gap.

04:26:29.160 --> 04:26:33.560
I should be able to move this into the gap, man.

04:26:33.560 --> 04:26:35.160
Yeah, yeah, okay.

04:26:35.160 --> 04:26:36.720
I know what you want me to do.

04:26:36.720 --> 04:26:46.800
You want me to power up the console and then by pressing the E button on this, we'll make

04:26:46.800 --> 04:26:49.200
that gap not a gap anymore.

04:26:49.200 --> 04:27:11.200
And then we can make it, of course.

04:27:11.200 --> 04:27:17.040
Am I stupid?

04:27:17.040 --> 04:27:18.040
Is that where I want?

04:27:18.040 --> 04:27:20.040
Something has where I want you, man.

04:27:23.040 --> 04:27:25.040
Drop it on yourself.

04:27:25.040 --> 04:27:26.040
Not a bad idea.

04:27:26.040 --> 04:27:28.040
That's the wrong walkway.

04:27:29.040 --> 04:27:32.040
You're saying instead of holding D, I gotta hold A on this piece.

04:27:34.040 --> 04:27:36.040
Oh, well, we got problems then.

04:27:36.040 --> 04:27:39.040
Because I know you're gonna say it says W, A, S, D.

04:27:39.040 --> 04:27:42.040
Only the D and the A key work, just so you know.

04:27:42.040 --> 04:27:49.040
Oh, oh, you get to the A.O.I.C. we're on the map. Okay, that makes a lot more sense.

04:27:49.040 --> 04:27:52.040
You're gonna scrape it along the wall here.

04:27:58.040 --> 04:28:02.040
And then rotate it to 80 degrees and moonwalk away.

04:28:07.040 --> 04:28:10.040
I don't know about all that, man.

04:28:10.040 --> 04:28:12.220
We out here play in American Gladiators.

04:28:12.220 --> 04:28:14.920
You- she could have just jumped it, is the other thing.

04:28:17.920 --> 04:28:19.300
That's a five-foot jump.

04:28:22.220 --> 04:28:23.220
Ah!

04:28:30.900 --> 04:28:32.740
Or yet, like, mantled or something?

04:28:32.740 --> 04:28:33.740
I-

04:28:34.580 --> 04:28:36.340
Oh, man, if you didn't marry me.

04:28:40.040 --> 04:28:48.040
Yippee!

04:28:48.040 --> 04:28:59.040
Like that she knows how, she doesn't even like bend her knees man.

04:28:59.040 --> 04:29:01.040
relax, I'll handle it.

04:29:14.040 --> 04:29:17.040
A minute ago, they were like, don't breathe this.

04:29:19.040 --> 04:29:24.040
A single spore could eliminate the entire human species.

04:29:29.040 --> 04:29:33.040
That was before they threatened our stash.

04:29:42.040 --> 04:29:47.040
Yes! Story! Yes! Still possibly some QTEs in a story!

04:29:52.040 --> 04:29:55.040
Holy fucking Christ!

04:29:55.040 --> 04:29:58.540
This has got to be why this cover isn't damaged.

04:29:59.540 --> 04:30:00.540
Yeah.

04:30:01.040 --> 04:30:03.540
Brothers, this shit is all over Hydroponics.

04:30:04.040 --> 04:30:09.040
Hey, that shit that you said replicates faster than any matter we've ever seen? Yeah.

04:30:09.540 --> 04:30:12.040
It's made it to the Hydroponics lab already.

04:30:13.540 --> 04:30:14.540
Who's there?

04:30:15.540 --> 04:30:17.040
Identify yourself.

04:30:21.040 --> 04:30:22.040
When it's you?

04:30:25.040 --> 04:30:32.040
What the f- but we don't know which one's the real one.

04:30:51.720 --> 04:30:52.720
Well, time is money.

04:30:52.720 --> 04:30:59.840
Get behind me.

04:30:59.840 --> 04:31:00.840
She crouched?

04:31:00.840 --> 04:31:01.840
ITV!

04:31:01.840 --> 04:31:02.840
IT'S BROKEN!

04:31:02.840 --> 04:31:03.840
I'm locking him.

04:31:03.840 --> 04:31:05.840
It's broken!

04:31:05.840 --> 04:31:13.840
I'm locking him.

04:31:13.840 --> 04:31:25.840
Well, he's definitely dead.

04:31:25.840 --> 04:31:29.120
They put him inside of like a slot machine or something and then pulled the handle.

04:31:44.480 --> 04:31:46.480
How are we gonna know?

04:31:46.480 --> 04:31:48.640
How are we gonna know which one's which, man?

04:31:48.640 --> 04:31:50.640
I think his clone is cooler!

04:31:55.840 --> 04:32:02.440
I think we should let the clones take over, man.

04:32:02.440 --> 04:32:20.360
They can probably engineer a way out of this situation.

04:32:20.360 --> 04:32:32.840
okay coupe I like turning to he's like the coolest one on the ship I'm saying

04:32:32.840 --> 04:32:35.200
much

04:32:35.200 --> 04:32:42.440
I'm going to start on the finish line.

04:32:42.440 --> 04:32:47.140
So, move.

04:32:47.140 --> 04:33:01.940
And don't look behind you and it can't hurt you.

04:33:01.940 --> 04:33:07.940
What the fuck huh?

04:33:07.940 --> 04:33:18.780
Was it the 18's bullet oh shit.

04:33:18.780 --> 04:33:20.380
And the fuckers teleport.

04:33:20.380 --> 04:33:27.700
Don't even follow the logic of the game.

04:33:27.700 --> 04:33:29.700
I can't even vault!

04:33:41.700 --> 04:33:43.700
Got some shit too.

04:33:47.700 --> 04:33:49.700
Go for it, man.

04:33:57.700 --> 04:34:00.700
I'm dying. Why does he give a fuck?

04:34:16.700 --> 04:34:18.700
There we go, man.

04:34:18.700 --> 04:34:20.700
He fucking became part of the ground.

04:34:20.700 --> 04:34:22.700
Motherfucker!

04:34:22.700 --> 04:34:38.900
Hardly seems fair He's going to the TP spot

04:34:38.900 --> 04:34:53.780
They're literally nature's profit man, it's so crazy.

04:34:53.780 --> 04:35:05.460
That is how it feels holding along with the offer.

04:35:05.460 --> 04:35:09.220
YouTube will demonetize based on the thumbnail the old violence you can't put

04:35:09.220 --> 04:35:15.540
someone's exploded head in the thumbnail okay buddy what was that

04:35:18.180 --> 04:35:21.700
I thought this was a free country

04:35:21.700 --> 04:35:31.920
Can I say something?

04:35:31.920 --> 04:35:40.300
This is how a lot of people be acted these days.

04:35:40.300 --> 04:35:52.920
of people online especially lost their damn minds. They're literally putting him in med

04:35:52.920 --> 04:36:09.780
bay to scan him. Apollo, are you here? Yeah, we've covered that by committee like 20 times.

04:36:09.780 --> 04:36:16.460
hell are you talking about it's true we can't trust him because it's not him he

04:36:16.460 --> 04:36:20.700
has been acting like a fucking loony tune he's trying to get us waxed out of

04:36:20.700 --> 04:36:29.300
here let us know this isn't true you're kidding right it's me mission statement

04:36:29.300 --> 04:36:42.480
core values synergy okay but it's literally him none of the

04:36:42.480 --> 04:36:47.640
other aliens have even talked they're not they don't do a convincing job of

04:36:47.640 --> 04:36:59.120
imitating the crew of course I'm not gonna shoot him I stand down

04:36:59.300 --> 04:37:24.740
He's not thinking straight right now.

04:37:24.740 --> 04:37:25.740
You don't have to release him.

04:37:25.740 --> 04:37:28.540
This question is human being. There's bad people too.

04:37:50.940 --> 04:37:52.380
Who is fucking one of you guys?

04:37:55.740 --> 04:38:03.140
calm down yes it was me I was concerned about your loyalty to this mission oh my

04:38:03.140 --> 04:38:08.620
god you try to kill me no I sedated you and it might well have saved your life

04:38:08.620 --> 04:38:17.580
you're out of control she has to be dealt with you did what she clearly had

04:38:17.580 --> 04:38:22.620
reasons for what she did or she wouldn't have done it thank you don't believe

04:38:22.620 --> 04:38:26.960
I should give you a diazepam. That's what my mom takes when she goes on a flight

04:38:33.620 --> 04:38:35.620
It's one of those things

04:38:35.660 --> 04:38:42.220
Anders anything we can use to scan ourselves. Oh, yes, the scour outside bridge ops runs class a biometrics. All right, let's go

04:38:42.220 --> 04:38:44.220
Run.

04:38:51.220 --> 04:38:53.220
There the damn walls.

04:38:53.220 --> 04:38:57.220
I don't know why they keep acting like it's hard to identify the aliens, man.

04:38:57.220 --> 04:39:00.220
Fucking look at those, look at them!

04:39:00.220 --> 04:39:03.220
Fucking don't never imitate, bro!

04:39:03.220 --> 04:39:10.220
Look at, this is a way scarier form than just kind of shambling around as a middle-aged astronaut.

04:39:12.220 --> 04:39:19.220
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

04:39:19.220 --> 04:39:24.220
I'm sorry.

04:39:24.220 --> 04:39:30.220
I'm sorry.

04:39:30.220 --> 04:39:38.220
I'm sorry.

04:39:38.220 --> 04:39:47.980
Oh, this is where she died, I remember.

04:39:47.980 --> 04:39:49.140
Or did she die?

04:39:49.140 --> 04:39:52.520
Or did she fight her way out?

04:39:52.520 --> 04:40:00.100
Or was she infected at that moment?

04:40:00.100 --> 04:40:05.560
Because she got scratched on her cheek.

04:40:05.560 --> 04:40:13.400
choices matter. They could take two chapters off and then it was like, oh, she made it.

04:40:13.400 --> 04:40:22.520
Yunk. Come on, come on, man.

04:40:35.560 --> 04:40:47.400
Koopa, it's me!

04:40:47.400 --> 04:41:00.360
Well then, we got a fucking problem, that's like toddler logic.

04:41:00.360 --> 04:41:07.360
I'll go through the scanner.

04:41:07.360 --> 04:41:22.360
She's got a damn hypoxic, man.

04:41:22.360 --> 04:41:24.360
Man

04:41:33.120 --> 04:41:38.280
Oh shit shit if you're all who you say you are the scanner and let you through

04:41:41.960 --> 04:41:43.960
What about you I

04:41:43.960 --> 04:41:52.840
I don't know what would make me madder now.

04:41:52.840 --> 04:41:57.040
Everybody obviously just walking through because they're all humans or them trying to do some

04:41:57.040 --> 04:42:02.080
shit like no, actually one of them has been an alien the whole time.

04:42:02.080 --> 04:42:09.080
Which just does not seem like it would make any sense at all.

04:42:18.880 --> 04:42:25.880
That's Andredingus.

04:42:25.880 --> 04:42:39.920
Yeah, I mean, like, I'll be walking through this thing with my nuts out, man, I am who

04:42:39.920 --> 04:42:44.920
I say I am.

04:42:58.920 --> 04:43:02.920
Well, it was fucking funny.

04:43:02.920 --> 04:43:06.920
Okay, it literally, if it's anybody though, it would be the CEO.

04:43:06.920 --> 04:43:12.000
because the CEO is the only alien that we've ever seen talking as if they're

04:43:12.000 --> 04:43:20.440
not an alien. The CEO has gone, CERNIN! CERNIN!

04:43:24.120 --> 04:43:31.320
Don't you ever point that thing at me again. Damn. This is nuts! You already

04:43:31.320 --> 04:43:36.800
He was clear to med. He was clear to med bay. Oh shit

04:43:39.880 --> 04:43:41.880
Weapons on

04:43:49.280 --> 04:43:53.080
She's gonna feel real silly when she finds out the alien just copies you DNA

04:44:01.320 --> 04:44:03.320
I know who I am.

04:44:03.320 --> 04:44:04.320
It's a privet.

04:44:04.320 --> 04:44:06.320
Wait, wait, wait, but she might...

04:44:06.320 --> 04:44:07.320
What the hell, huh?

04:44:07.320 --> 04:44:09.320
I was worried through it.

04:44:10.320 --> 04:44:12.320
Oh, shit.

04:44:12.320 --> 04:44:13.320
Oh, shit.

04:44:15.320 --> 04:44:16.320
Wait, no, this is awesome.

04:44:16.320 --> 04:44:17.320
Put him in the scanner.

04:44:17.320 --> 04:44:19.320
Not one goddamn step.

04:44:21.320 --> 04:44:22.320
Think very carefully, Cooper.

04:44:22.320 --> 04:44:23.320
Cooper, please.

04:44:24.320 --> 04:44:25.320
It's me.

04:44:27.320 --> 04:44:28.320
She's lying.

04:44:28.320 --> 04:44:41.240
Don't just stay where the scanner test test from your real order go through the

04:44:41.240 --> 04:44:48.440
scan go through the scanner get your asses through the scanner now maybe like

04:44:48.440 --> 04:44:58.440
one at a time?

04:44:58.440 --> 04:45:02.440
LZ slain.

04:45:02.440 --> 04:45:16.440
I always shoot the other one personally.

04:45:16.440 --> 04:45:17.940
No, it's bald!

04:45:18.940 --> 04:45:20.940
It's bald and it hates people with hair!

04:45:32.940 --> 04:45:33.940
Move!

04:45:37.440 --> 04:45:39.440
Oh wait, don't you want to scan it though?

04:45:41.940 --> 04:45:42.940
Jesus.

04:45:46.440 --> 04:45:58.040
It must have been the wind.

04:45:58.040 --> 04:46:15.960
Can I say as an alien you can't have a 1.0 KDR?

04:46:15.960 --> 04:46:22.960
You're literally OP, you're like eight-flick tall muscular self-replicating healing factor.

04:46:22.960 --> 04:46:29.880
You can impersonate crew members, like you can't be just getting one and then you can't

04:46:29.880 --> 04:46:38.680
be trading one for one.

04:46:38.680 --> 04:46:39.680
They're feeding.

04:46:39.680 --> 04:46:44.720
No, that's a Greg Odin.

04:46:44.720 --> 04:46:48.880
I still think they were right to take Odin over Duran.

04:46:48.880 --> 04:46:56.080
Because Duran could, I mean he's going to the Hall of Fame, but Odin is really tall, okay?

04:46:56.080 --> 04:47:00.240
What the hell was that anyway? Did you see what happened to Isley?

04:47:00.240 --> 04:47:00.960
Yeah man!

04:47:00.960 --> 04:47:07.040
It wasn't even them, was it? It was like a, a, a, a thing fucking posing as them.

04:47:07.040 --> 04:47:08.640
Yeah dude!

04:47:08.640 --> 04:47:10.880
Have you been paying attention?

04:47:10.880 --> 04:47:15.580
It's the substance. The growth. It's like we said, it's adapting its molecular makeup.

04:47:15.580 --> 04:47:16.580
Yeah.

04:47:16.580 --> 04:47:18.080
It's duplicating us.

04:47:18.080 --> 04:47:19.580
Yeah, well that's why we've been...

04:47:19.580 --> 04:47:20.580
I need to think.

04:47:20.580 --> 04:47:24.080
That's why we've been suspicious of each other.

04:47:24.880 --> 04:47:26.180
That's why we've been suspicious...

04:47:26.180 --> 04:47:28.680
Isn't that why we've been suspicious of each other?

04:47:32.380 --> 04:47:34.080
This creature is remarkable.

04:47:34.980 --> 04:47:36.580
The perfect replicator.

04:47:36.580 --> 04:47:41.940
If only it didn't want to kill us, it could change our whole understanding of life as

04:47:41.940 --> 04:47:42.940
we know it.

04:47:42.940 --> 04:47:45.660
Let alone the science.

04:47:45.660 --> 04:47:53.940
Just think what it could mean if humanity could harness the power of something like this.

04:47:53.940 --> 04:48:02.620
Oh, shit, he's not having a good day, man.

04:48:02.620 --> 04:48:07.220
Oh, no.

04:48:07.220 --> 04:48:10.700
This is worse than when you thought he was going to get evicted, so we held his own funeral.

04:48:10.700 --> 04:48:11.700
We're fucked.

04:48:11.700 --> 04:48:12.700
Absolutely fucked.

04:48:12.700 --> 04:48:15.220
I never should have agreed to this mission.

04:48:15.220 --> 04:48:17.980
I wanted to make history, not become it.

04:48:17.980 --> 04:48:21.020
We're fucking done for, man.

04:48:21.020 --> 04:48:23.340
We're gonna get whacked out here.

04:48:23.340 --> 04:48:26.700
This shit is fucking loony tunes, man.

04:48:26.700 --> 04:48:32.340
By the way, this is the supermassive version of like a room that has a bunch of like potions

04:48:32.340 --> 04:48:39.140
an ammo in it and shit like that like this is the room right before the final boss whatever

04:48:39.140 --> 04:48:44.900
this thing is it doesn't conform to any known science there is no way any organism we know

04:48:44.900 --> 04:48:50.980
could adapt itself so quickly let alone copy another life form with such precision yeah man

04:48:51.540 --> 04:48:56.900
i don't understand obviously i would it would have been on the news i think what reason does it have

04:48:56.900 --> 04:49:05.540
have to copy us that that goes away okay here we go that's well that implies a

04:49:05.540 --> 04:49:14.060
level of intelligence greater than I imagined these mimics they're like the

04:49:14.060 --> 04:49:21.620
organisms defense mechanism like white blood cells or antibodies they identify

04:49:21.620 --> 04:49:26.860
a hostile presence and duplicate it to get close to their enemy without

04:49:26.860 --> 04:49:35.100
being noticed then they kill it that explains why they crashed the ship they

04:49:35.100 --> 04:49:42.420
want us dead we're further away from home than any human has ever been this is

04:49:42.420 --> 04:49:47.300
their home and we're trespassing

04:49:48.060 --> 04:49:55.100
ice okay now we have some motive it's not just that we randomly got hit by a

04:49:55.100 --> 04:50:01.900
meteorite in outer space. We got too close to this planet that they live on. And the meteorite was

04:50:01.900 --> 04:50:08.620
like the first part of their immune system. You know what? I actually accept that as making a lot

04:50:08.620 --> 04:50:13.580
more sense in a lot of directions they could have gone in. Yeah, they hit us with the anti-air,

04:50:13.580 --> 04:50:22.060
exactly. This is the second nightmare I've woken up to today. What's next? Maybe I'll wake up in

04:50:22.060 --> 04:50:28.220
hell or or maybe one of you will not be out again do your favor someone's always

04:50:28.220 --> 04:50:33.620
gonna bite my penis off of my fucking body some kind of demons gonna bite my

04:50:33.620 --> 04:50:38.020
cock and balls off of my body so when I look down I got nothing there except a

04:50:38.020 --> 04:50:49.540
bloody hole that's next I'm gonna wake up in fucking hell or something our pets

04:50:49.540 --> 04:50:51.540
Its heads are falling off!

04:51:01.060 --> 04:51:04.420
Long-ass hallway, man. This can only go one way.

04:51:06.420 --> 04:51:08.420
So she's gonna be having like a...

04:51:09.860 --> 04:51:13.380
like an Agira Wrath of Man type situation here.

04:51:13.380 --> 04:51:23.660
I didn't think things could ever be worse than Jessup's station, but here we are.

04:51:23.660 --> 04:51:31.540
Stafford and Eisley dead, those things all over the ship, oxygen running out, I can't

04:51:31.540 --> 04:51:37.420
stop thinking about how it's all gone wrong at every turn, like the whole thing was doomed

04:51:37.420 --> 04:51:39.700
from the fucking start.

04:51:39.700 --> 04:51:42.620
We're gonna get out of this, right, young?

04:51:42.620 --> 04:51:56.260
me we're going home fuck just tell me something tell me something good yeah

04:51:56.260 --> 04:51:59.580
that's what I thought

04:52:01.580 --> 04:52:05.420
I'll say that didn't go well

04:52:05.420 --> 04:52:10.980
What the hell are we going to do?

04:52:10.980 --> 04:52:13.340
There's no way we can leave this area.

04:52:13.340 --> 04:52:16.780
We don't have enough food to hold out.

04:52:16.780 --> 04:52:18.980
Forget food.

04:52:18.980 --> 04:52:21.740
The Andromeda is six months away.

04:52:21.740 --> 04:52:22.740
Some food would help.

04:52:22.740 --> 04:52:23.740
We don't even have enough air to go.

04:52:23.740 --> 04:52:25.740
We've reached the gap there, to be honest.

04:52:25.740 --> 04:52:30.940
Is there any way we could redirect the oxygen into justice compartment?

04:52:30.940 --> 04:52:48.780
I think I saw something out there.

04:52:48.780 --> 04:52:56.940
Oh shit, it's a fucking Arby's, bro.

04:52:56.940 --> 04:53:03.940
What is that?

04:53:03.940 --> 04:53:05.340
It's an Imperial probe drone.

04:53:05.340 --> 04:53:06.340
That's Caribdis.

04:53:06.340 --> 04:53:09.340
Oh, hello, beautiful.

04:53:09.340 --> 04:53:14.940
How did you find us?

04:53:14.940 --> 04:53:19.940
It's not an IRS robot.

04:53:19.940 --> 04:53:21.940
Motherfucker, man!

04:53:21.940 --> 04:53:26.500
landing probes, each with their own drone recon unit and long range FTL transmitter.

04:53:27.620 --> 04:53:33.540
It is pretty incredible. Our plan, Orbit, was to fly over each probe individually and collect data,

04:53:33.540 --> 04:53:38.580
but even so, the chances of us crash landing within range of one is frankly...

04:53:39.780 --> 04:53:45.460
it's a bit of a miracle. Well thank god for that. We're in need of a miracle right now.

04:53:45.460 --> 04:53:50.420
If we follow this drone to its probe, we could use its transmitter to broadcast an SOS to the

04:53:50.420 --> 04:53:52.660
Andromeda and they could rescue us

04:53:53.300 --> 04:53:58.060
Is there any chance we could hold out here for six months? He's got to be away

04:53:58.740 --> 04:54:03.020
Restrict oxygen to justice compartment. Oh shit. They really are gonna science the shit out of this

04:54:03.860 --> 04:54:05.860
Let's get out there then

04:54:05.860 --> 04:54:10.180
First we need to agree on what message we're going to send to the Andromeda. What do you mean?

04:54:13.100 --> 04:54:15.820
Everything's fine come pull up everything's fine

04:54:20.420 --> 04:54:23.540
Please don't tell me some red tape is gonna stop us getting home.

04:54:23.540 --> 04:54:26.340
This sheep is infected with an alien organism.

04:54:26.340 --> 04:54:29.540
For all we know, it could be in our own bloodstreams by now.

04:54:29.540 --> 04:54:34.260
Directive 8020 states, the Earth must be protected from extraterrestrial matter

04:54:34.260 --> 04:54:36.820
carried by a spacecraft returning from another planet.

04:54:38.020 --> 04:54:41.940
If the Andromeda rescues us, we expose its crew to contamination.

04:54:42.580 --> 04:54:43.860
We could take it back to Earth.

04:54:45.060 --> 04:54:47.300
What the hell are you suggesting?

04:54:47.300 --> 04:54:49.220
We either send out a distress signal,

04:54:50.420 --> 04:54:55.700
We send out a warning we tell the Andromeda to leave us here

04:55:04.100 --> 04:55:06.100
We can't let them land

04:55:06.580 --> 04:55:10.980
We have to make this sacrifice. I agree. It's the right thing to do

04:55:11.180 --> 04:55:17.260
Directive 8020 doesn't stop us from going back into orbit. I have faith in Earth's quarantine procedures

04:55:17.260 --> 04:55:19.260
You weren't allowed to be first-century lady.

04:55:32.260 --> 04:55:34.260
Jesus, she's thinking about lunch.

04:55:34.260 --> 04:55:36.260
We gotta send a warning, man.

04:55:38.260 --> 04:55:39.260
Absolutely.

04:55:39.260 --> 04:55:41.260
Can I also say something?

04:55:41.260 --> 04:55:44.260
I feel like they made the obvious choice even more obvious,

04:55:44.260 --> 04:55:48.580
is because the only person whose family life we really knew about got his shin

04:55:48.580 --> 04:55:55.580
bitten off like three minutes into the damn game. I think you do like we don't

04:55:55.580 --> 04:56:01.100
really know any connection that anybody else here has with Earth. Surnin has a

04:56:01.100 --> 04:56:07.340
dead spouse. Everybody else we never learned anything about one of them was

04:56:07.340 --> 04:56:12.980
in the Marines. We can't risk endangering the Andromeda let alone us. We should

04:56:12.980 --> 04:56:16.980
Tell them to avoid this planet, we'll send a warning to the Andromeda.

04:56:30.480 --> 04:56:31.980
It's all on you now.

04:56:35.980 --> 04:56:37.980
R2-D2-S?

04:56:37.980 --> 04:56:42.620
You know when he gets shocked by something, he goes,

04:56:42.620 --> 04:56:43.620
Wow!

04:56:43.620 --> 04:57:00.300
And the episode 6, hostile takeover.

04:57:00.300 --> 04:57:06.020
I mean, if this goes to chapter 8, I think we should just play through the rest of it

04:57:06.020 --> 04:57:12.020
on stream today so that I because I know myself I'm not going to be excited to

04:57:13.060 --> 04:57:18.660
load up the last two chapters of the game that I thought I'm not really enjoying that much tomorrow

04:57:19.700 --> 04:57:24.500
but I think it would make the most sense if we just took like an extra 45 minutes or an hour

04:57:24.500 --> 04:57:31.300
an hour and a half and just did it right now um but first I'm going to go pee I'll be right back

04:59:36.020 --> 04:59:51.300
So I had a piece of pizza as well.

04:59:51.300 --> 04:59:56.140
Yeah, I'm laughing yet he said, holy shit, can I post links?

04:59:56.140 --> 05:00:00.380
And then they posted what for them, I'm sure look like a link.

05:00:00.380 --> 05:00:05.180
But for everyone else, like me and the mobs just look like three asterisks.

05:00:05.180 --> 05:00:07.680
And then they went and had Magresta.

05:00:07.680 --> 05:00:09.880
Could you see that link?

05:00:09.880 --> 05:00:17.180
Magresta said no yet.

05:00:17.180 --> 05:00:30.480
Oh, man.

05:00:30.480 --> 05:00:32.240
We're back with Directive 8020.

05:00:32.240 --> 05:00:37.240
The thrilling conclusion of Directive 80-20.

05:00:41.240 --> 05:00:43.540
Yes, yes, put him in the scanner.

05:00:43.540 --> 05:00:45.740
You know I'm real cause I'm talking.

05:00:45.740 --> 05:00:47.420
I'm not going sarnan.

05:00:53.140 --> 05:00:55.180
Hey, the cake has been sitting there for hours

05:00:55.180 --> 05:00:56.900
with the candles, man.

05:00:56.900 --> 05:00:58.500
As much as you.

05:00:58.500 --> 05:01:00.060
Really?

05:01:00.060 --> 05:01:00.900
Nothing.

05:01:00.900 --> 05:01:03.900
Have I ever lied to you?

05:01:03.900 --> 05:01:08.900
This would be a hell of a good reason for a first time.

05:01:08.900 --> 05:01:15.900
Young, I promise you, I knew nothing before you did.

05:01:15.900 --> 05:01:20.900
As far as I'm aware, everyone was kept in the dark.

05:01:20.900 --> 05:01:23.900
For this to work, no one could know.

05:01:26.900 --> 05:01:29.900
I can't imagine how they must... I don't know what's happening!

05:01:29.900 --> 05:01:37.660
can't imagine what's going through their minds. All that work, how they must feel.

05:01:39.020 --> 05:01:42.540
If I know them, they'll know the importance of this mission.

05:01:42.540 --> 05:01:44.460
Crazy hairline for a bald guy.

05:01:46.220 --> 05:01:51.660
It's the same end goal, young. It's just that the objectives have changed.

05:01:54.860 --> 05:01:56.700
Do you think it will work?

05:01:56.700 --> 05:02:05.980
We all put time into this to be told like that and it's damaged going through I'm worried too

05:02:09.180 --> 05:02:13.100
Yeah, you're the last hold out

05:02:15.940 --> 05:02:22.580
No, we launched it like in thirty six hours or something without you years of work will have been wasted

05:02:23.740 --> 05:02:25.740
If I agree to this

05:02:26.700 --> 05:02:36.240
It changes everything. It's not just eight years that will be lost. I keep

05:02:36.240 --> 05:02:42.300
wondering, am I condemning myself forever?

05:02:42.300 --> 05:02:50.700
Whatever decision you make, know that I'll stand by your side. I always have. But you need to decide now.

05:02:50.700 --> 05:03:04.120
and its doordash and its pizza or sushi babe its a corner after 8 we have to go to bed

05:03:04.120 --> 05:03:17.520
pretty soon 10 10 15 percent 20 percent its the damn tip when they flip the iPad around

05:03:17.520 --> 05:03:43.520
What are we doing?

05:03:43.520 --> 05:03:56.520
Oh, it's just icing, bro.

05:03:56.520 --> 05:04:10.720
I mean, it's like, it's still a damn ion store, man.

05:04:10.720 --> 05:04:12.720
I'm not sure about this one.

05:04:16.720 --> 05:04:21.720
There's bright blue clouds and it's raining rocks.

05:04:21.720 --> 05:04:25.720
There's arc lighting in the sky, a human height.

05:04:36.720 --> 05:04:39.720
My landing flash in across the sky!

05:04:40.720 --> 05:04:47.680
You're on the young manchid then and then.

05:04:47.680 --> 05:04:50.680
But she's named young.

05:04:50.680 --> 05:04:57.680
We'll have to come in through the lower airlock.

05:04:57.680 --> 05:05:00.680
Follow the drone, man.

05:05:00.680 --> 05:05:05.680
Man, these are speedy so and so.

05:05:05.680 --> 05:05:10.680
Man, this makes Earth look like a smaller tree.

05:05:10.680 --> 05:05:17.040
hey I'm thinking as far as planets go the earth pretty nice pretty

05:05:17.040 --> 05:05:19.040
be an habitable to be honest with you.

05:05:30.520 --> 05:05:34.020
So I'm going to try to take the mouse button.

05:05:34.980 --> 05:05:36.480
Common W for Earth.

05:05:39.560 --> 05:05:42.760
I mean, if I saw this shit, I'm staying in the air BNB.

05:05:47.040 --> 05:05:54.040
Are you an expert in exoplanetary weather?

05:05:54.040 --> 05:05:57.040
This is impossible.

05:05:57.040 --> 05:06:01.040
Is this water?

05:06:01.040 --> 05:06:03.040
Gravity?

05:06:03.040 --> 05:06:06.040
The fact this life we appreciate.

05:06:06.040 --> 05:06:08.040
It does look like shit.

05:06:08.040 --> 05:06:12.040
Just to show you the current resistance.

05:06:12.040 --> 05:06:16.040
Oh no man, take me home.

05:06:16.040 --> 05:06:20.040
They don't crash the rocket in this shit where I'll go home up.

05:06:38.040 --> 05:06:39.040
Shit! Look out!

05:06:39.040 --> 05:06:49.040
Where did you guys run into? I think we'll set up a shop right around here.

05:06:58.040 --> 05:07:01.040
Every gimmick's are described in the locked school.

05:07:09.040 --> 05:07:19.040
Where are you? Are you okay?

05:07:19.040 --> 05:07:20.040
Anders?

05:07:20.040 --> 05:07:30.040
What about you? Williams isn't on the top.

05:07:30.040 --> 05:07:33.040
She read the message at least.

05:07:33.040 --> 05:07:34.040
Damn it.

05:07:34.040 --> 05:07:38.040
She's not with Harry Cage and she won't reply for some reason.

05:07:43.040 --> 05:07:46.040
She's chilling on the Exoplanet Law.

05:07:51.040 --> 05:07:55.040
She's belunking in the Exoplanetary Cave.

05:07:55.040 --> 05:08:02.040
I got a message from Anders.

05:08:02.040 --> 05:08:08.240
What you saying?

05:08:08.240 --> 05:08:09.240
Something's out here.

05:08:09.240 --> 05:08:10.240
It's firing.

05:08:10.240 --> 05:08:11.240
Reassure.

05:08:11.240 --> 05:08:18.640
I think we'll pass that, man.

05:08:18.640 --> 05:08:19.640
Mine's sheltered.

05:08:19.640 --> 05:08:20.640
Get somewhere safe.

05:08:20.640 --> 05:08:21.640
We'll find it.

05:08:21.640 --> 05:08:26.640
I turned on my emergency trails. Use your scanner to find me.

05:08:37.640 --> 05:08:39.640
What? That was the probe!

05:08:40.640 --> 05:08:42.640
That came from the tunnel.

05:08:42.640 --> 05:08:54.480
She's definitely dead.

05:08:54.480 --> 05:09:00.080
Rip, Anders, you were one of my favorites.

05:09:00.080 --> 05:09:09.080
What do you think, guys?

05:09:09.080 --> 05:09:11.080
This way?

05:09:11.080 --> 05:09:11.880
This way?

05:09:11.880 --> 05:09:12.880
I'm coming.

05:09:19.380 --> 05:09:20.880
I thought someone was going to...

05:09:24.880 --> 05:09:26.380
Yeah, I'm okay.

05:09:27.880 --> 05:09:29.880
Is he gonna burn or something?

05:09:35.380 --> 05:09:38.380
Jesus, you really didn't mind him apart at all.

05:09:41.080 --> 05:09:43.080
I

05:10:04.240 --> 05:10:06.240
Scanner trails broken

05:10:06.240 --> 05:10:15.920
are you somewhere safe no it's still fucking follow me I'm literally trying

05:10:15.920 --> 05:10:25.720
to be nice okay you have your wedge tool and is it charged are you crazy sorry

05:10:25.720 --> 05:10:33.360
no just hurry please okay literally like fuck me I literally gave a good advice

05:10:33.360 --> 05:10:36.140
And she's like I don't want to hear it right now, okay

05:10:52.660 --> 05:10:57.000
She did say she did say I don't want solutions I just want my problem

05:10:59.040 --> 05:11:01.040
Plus the text back

05:11:01.040 --> 05:11:05.040
What? No way!

05:11:05.040 --> 05:11:09.040
God, that sucks. Damn.

05:11:09.040 --> 05:11:13.040
Fuck it, this is one of the guys here.

05:11:13.040 --> 05:11:17.040
This is damn cool.

05:11:17.040 --> 05:11:21.040
This is the guy here.

05:11:21.040 --> 05:11:25.040
This is damn cool.

05:11:25.040 --> 05:11:29.040
This is the guy here.

05:11:29.040 --> 05:11:36.040
I hope you can find Andrew's safety, thank you.

05:11:38.040 --> 05:11:40.040
Those wholesome first time chats.

05:11:40.040 --> 05:11:45.040
Only first time chat message in history that doesn't say,

05:11:45.040 --> 05:11:48.040
damn, this guy's bald.

05:11:48.040 --> 05:11:54.040
Damn, I never realized, I've seen your YouTube videos,

05:11:54.040 --> 05:11:57.040
but I never realized until I saw your stream how bald you are.

05:11:59.040 --> 05:12:02.040
Damn, this guy's bald. I suppose I walked into that one.

05:12:03.040 --> 05:12:05.040
Why'd she stand in that one?

05:12:07.040 --> 05:12:09.040
Maybe she can't hear us.

05:12:09.040 --> 05:12:11.040
She can't.

05:12:12.040 --> 05:12:15.040
Hey, it's me, my utility strap malfunctioned.

05:12:20.040 --> 05:12:22.040
Anders? Yes?

05:12:23.040 --> 05:12:26.040
My contacts got scrambled.

05:12:27.040 --> 05:12:28.040
Really?

05:12:30.040 --> 05:12:33.040
Yes, I think the storm disrupted the connection.

05:12:33.040 --> 05:12:36.040
But I see you are my scanner now.

05:12:36.040 --> 05:12:38.040
You've almost found me.

05:12:43.040 --> 05:12:45.040
I just got a new contact.

05:12:45.040 --> 05:12:47.040
That's not you, is it?

05:12:47.040 --> 05:12:49.040
No, it's not.

05:12:49.040 --> 05:12:51.040
I don't know who that is.

05:12:51.040 --> 05:12:53.040
Or what.

05:12:53.040 --> 05:12:55.040
You need to ignore them.

05:12:56.040 --> 05:13:03.040
Um, the other anders are telling me to ignore you.

05:13:07.040 --> 05:13:09.040
Anders?

05:13:09.040 --> 05:13:12.040
She's found her name.

05:13:12.040 --> 05:13:15.040
Hey, it's okay.

05:13:15.040 --> 05:13:17.040
Sir?

05:13:21.040 --> 05:13:24.040
You're safe now.

05:13:24.040 --> 05:13:30.040
Ah, I feel fine now, it must be because you're back.

05:13:30.040 --> 05:13:34.040
Oh, I guess that's good.

05:13:34.040 --> 05:13:36.040
Let's keep moving then.

05:13:36.040 --> 05:13:38.040
So no one really gives a fuck?

05:13:41.040 --> 05:13:42.040
There it is!

05:13:47.040 --> 05:13:50.040
You're kind of just like, okay?

05:13:54.040 --> 05:14:12.560
I don't know if it's the original handers, but that's our handers now.

05:14:12.560 --> 05:14:14.800
She said it's organic, we know that's her.

05:14:20.160 --> 05:14:21.720
Is that what he called shit?

05:14:23.560 --> 05:14:25.800
His planet is cursed.

05:14:25.800 --> 05:14:26.960
We're literally gonna leave here.

05:14:26.960 --> 05:14:28.160
This is our second home.

05:14:35.640 --> 05:14:37.800
This is damn like picnic table or something.

05:14:37.800 --> 05:14:38.880
So patio set.

05:14:42.560 --> 05:14:50.560
Anders in German means different. Oh shit! What the fuck?

05:14:55.560 --> 05:14:59.560
No shot. Who's got the gun? That's crazy.

05:14:59.560 --> 05:15:05.560
The FTL beam isn't working. Looks like the transmitter's been eroded by the storm. Let me take a look.

05:15:08.560 --> 05:15:09.560
Just a few damage components.

05:15:09.560 --> 05:15:13.560
Good point. She's unfortunately for us, she's Australian.

05:15:15.560 --> 05:15:19.560
Mr. Anderson equals Mr. Sandov different.

05:15:20.560 --> 05:15:21.560
Sure.

05:15:29.560 --> 05:15:33.000
Oh, that's good stuff.

05:15:34.840 --> 05:15:36.360
Yeah, yeah, maybe you can help me.

05:15:36.360 --> 05:15:38.840
The serial number? Yeah, the serial number's two.

05:15:44.120 --> 05:15:46.920
Cause you probably had a Gameboy Advance cartridge in there.

05:15:50.920 --> 05:15:52.600
Yeah, I'll say, buddy.

05:15:53.240 --> 05:15:55.240
I could think of one part in particular.

05:15:59.560 --> 05:16:19.360
Now, replacement chip, right next to the broken chip, and a bit of the tool is serendipity.

05:16:19.360 --> 05:16:21.360
She looks like a Unity Bebog log.

05:16:21.360 --> 05:16:23.360
Serial number requires...

05:16:23.360 --> 05:16:27.840
It's two, dawg.

05:16:27.840 --> 05:16:56.840
number's two. Two something four zero. Yeah, I don't know. How about like two six four zero.

05:16:56.840 --> 05:16:58.840
I can do this

05:17:00.800 --> 05:17:02.800
It's ready, whatever you want

05:17:11.760 --> 05:17:13.760
I should call

05:17:15.160 --> 05:17:19.060
So if it looks like this are you circumcised or not circumcised I

05:17:21.520 --> 05:17:23.520
Think that's not circumcised right?

05:17:26.840 --> 05:17:33.840
We have crash landed on Tower City F and sustained massive structural damage.

05:17:33.840 --> 05:17:40.840
Our crash was caused by contact with a hostile alien life form.

05:17:40.840 --> 05:17:44.840
I would probably start by saying some shit like, don't come here.

05:17:44.840 --> 05:17:46.840
It's not going to be our home anymore.

05:17:46.840 --> 05:17:48.840
We landed on Shai City.

05:17:48.840 --> 05:17:50.840
The fleet has missioned everything ever.

05:17:50.840 --> 05:17:53.840
The fridge is stocked with several kinds of alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages.

05:17:53.840 --> 05:18:00.760
All it takes is everything we know about the entity do not attempt to rescue

05:18:18.520 --> 05:18:20.520
Previous messages

05:18:23.840 --> 05:18:27.040
What? You're much of a stink, motherfucker!

05:18:33.840 --> 05:18:35.340
You can't play this online.

05:18:35.340 --> 05:18:39.140
It's just throwing us all by one night standing in front of a dead hole.

05:18:39.140 --> 05:18:42.640
Oh wait, we ain't the first Anders. We ain't the first young.

05:18:42.640 --> 05:18:45.340
We need to pay for this. There's no time for this.

05:18:45.340 --> 05:18:47.340
Holy shit.

05:18:50.840 --> 05:18:53.340
You need to get away from the dead.

05:18:53.340 --> 05:18:56.540
It's too late, please, that you can stay here for a while.

05:18:56.540 --> 05:18:58.540
I can't let you risk your grief, okay?

05:18:58.540 --> 05:19:00.540
Please, turn around, please.

05:19:02.540 --> 05:19:04.540
Oh shit, turn around.

05:19:23.340 --> 05:19:46.940
Oh my god, that alien looks just like me.

05:19:46.940 --> 05:19:51.980
What the fuck?

05:19:51.980 --> 05:19:53.980
Not only can they mimic us, they can time travel!

05:20:21.980 --> 05:20:27.920
and sometimes like if they get pissed on earth they're just kind of like crash

05:20:27.920 --> 05:20:36.020
the spaceship out on town said he have just uh just to relieve some stress

05:20:36.020 --> 05:20:45.300
how is that possible we were the first here

05:20:46.220 --> 05:20:54.980
Cory tell you yet he had so true yet he's so true

05:21:06.020 --> 05:21:22.020
The probe has messages. Half a dozen of them. All of them were of us. This has happened before.

05:21:22.020 --> 05:21:32.020
The original crew are kind. And we're not the original crew.

05:21:32.020 --> 05:21:34.020
How in the living hell did we not know?

05:21:35.020 --> 05:21:37.020
Honestly, somebody had to know.

05:21:37.020 --> 05:21:39.020
Was it you, Anders?

05:21:39.020 --> 05:21:42.020
Was this why you joined the crew so close to lunch?

05:21:43.020 --> 05:21:45.020
It's too convenient that you were brought in last minute.

05:21:45.020 --> 05:21:47.020
You fucking knew, didn't you?

05:21:47.020 --> 05:21:49.020
Bro, we're fucking all clones! Chill out!

05:21:50.020 --> 05:21:52.020
Why is no one talking?!

05:21:52.020 --> 05:21:55.020
Are you a coyote? This is insane!

05:21:55.020 --> 05:21:57.020
Please, just leave me alone!

05:22:02.020 --> 05:22:19.460
I don't really care now, even if they eat me, they're just gonna send another one up.

05:22:19.460 --> 05:22:26.460
I can kill Dogo.

05:22:26.460 --> 05:22:36.180
Oh man, he's trying to get the fucking key out of that.

05:22:36.180 --> 05:22:37.180
What was his name?

05:22:37.180 --> 05:22:38.180
What was his name?

05:22:38.180 --> 05:22:43.060
Commander Keys from Halo who gets turned into the flood and then you gotta reach in

05:22:43.060 --> 05:22:46.420
with Solar Plexus and grab.

05:22:46.420 --> 05:22:50.420
It's called Commander Keys, and you have to grab a key that is best.

05:22:50.420 --> 05:22:54.420
And they used to say video games are not art, man.

05:22:56.420 --> 05:22:58.420
Captain, please.

05:22:58.420 --> 05:23:02.420
Created in the morning. Oxygen saturation level, 60%.

05:23:02.420 --> 05:23:04.420
I said stop!

05:23:04.420 --> 05:23:07.420
I said stop right there!

05:23:07.420 --> 05:23:10.420
You knew, Tinian. You fucking knew.

05:23:10.420 --> 05:23:13.420
You always knew about this prone shit, and you didn't say shit about it.

05:23:13.420 --> 05:23:15.420
That's not true!

05:23:15.420 --> 05:23:22.340
Bullshit, then why were you trying to run a little shut up? Don't trust any of grown man named Mitchell

05:23:34.940 --> 05:23:36.940
Is a look at me

05:23:45.420 --> 05:23:57.240
Let me get up the link real quick.

05:23:57.240 --> 05:23:59.200
Whenever this reaches you get to bridge ops.

05:23:59.200 --> 05:24:01.600
There's something you need to see.

05:24:01.600 --> 05:24:04.700
Yeah, hold up in bridge ops.

05:24:04.700 --> 05:24:06.440
Can you make your way over?

05:24:06.440 --> 05:24:11.900
We're overrun with the growth, so watch your step.

05:24:11.900 --> 05:24:21.900
Anders too. How you doing? Anders too, are you okay? Did anyone, who was Anders too, his buddy?

05:24:29.020 --> 05:24:31.900
I'm ready for one of these to grab me then I have to hit a QTE.

05:24:41.900 --> 05:24:46.900
Swag.

05:24:46.900 --> 05:24:55.900
That's what you can do with W.

05:24:55.900 --> 05:25:04.900
It's kind of like a slow time of it.

05:25:04.900 --> 05:25:06.900
What the hell are we breathing then, man?

05:25:06.900 --> 05:25:11.900
Cheek alternative air supply. It's crazy.

05:25:11.900 --> 05:25:14.900
Not the kind of message you want to hear.

05:25:14.900 --> 05:25:20.900
Kind of just been relying on the default air supply for just about my whole life, to be honest with you.

05:25:25.900 --> 05:25:28.900
Well, there's no going back.

05:25:28.900 --> 05:25:33.900
There's no going back to that meat tunnel in case you forgot like a collectible back there or something.

05:25:36.900 --> 05:25:46.280
What the fuck was the door specialist on this, man?

05:25:46.280 --> 05:25:50.960
We gotta figure out what fucking subcontractor built these doors and make sure they never

05:25:50.960 --> 05:25:53.120
get any work ever again.

05:26:06.900 --> 05:26:08.900
Oh

05:26:30.180 --> 05:26:32.180
Shit is so crazy

05:26:32.180 --> 05:26:37.180
Who's the alien?

05:26:37.180 --> 05:26:39.940
Ah, it's actually a misconception.

05:26:39.940 --> 05:26:45.860
It's a little ignorant to assume that all aliens have to be, like, spawned off of another human

05:26:45.860 --> 05:26:46.860
being.

05:26:46.860 --> 05:26:47.860
Some of them are just kind of, like, in the past.

05:26:47.860 --> 05:26:56.060
It's kind of like how there's grunts and elites in Halo.

05:26:56.060 --> 05:26:57.060
And then there's all...

05:26:57.060 --> 05:26:58.060
There's brutes.

05:26:58.060 --> 05:26:59.060
I remember that.

05:26:59.060 --> 05:27:02.180
Who's the other motherfucker with the plasma pistol?

05:27:02.180 --> 05:27:04.020
Those are the most annoying, man.

05:27:06.900 --> 05:27:11.300
Jackals, oh, I don't even want to talk about the fucking jackals, man.

05:27:24.260 --> 05:27:25.380
Can I go through the door?

05:27:29.060 --> 05:27:34.060
Yeah, you said that you mentioned that shit already

05:27:40.580 --> 05:27:42.580
It's that easy

05:27:53.860 --> 05:27:57.100
Loop room you may be right

05:27:59.060 --> 05:28:05.140
You may be correct I don't see the alien y'all

05:28:15.540 --> 05:28:17.540
I've discovered the alien

05:28:29.060 --> 05:28:36.060
We'll all see the aliens say hell yeah, yeah!

05:28:36.060 --> 05:28:46.060
I mentioned that part already.

05:28:46.060 --> 05:28:51.060
I'm like dumb as hell.

05:28:51.060 --> 05:28:53.060
I was literally a baby.

05:28:53.060 --> 05:28:57.060
We just witnessed a being born.

05:28:57.060 --> 05:29:04.060
at the very beginning of this wind segment.

05:29:10.220 --> 05:29:13.600
It's that easy, people.

05:29:13.600 --> 05:29:16.240
Check the link.

05:29:16.240 --> 05:29:19.580
Young, check in. I'm okay, why?

05:29:19.580 --> 05:29:24.260
Was that you calling out to me? No.

05:29:24.260 --> 05:29:27.260
I see. Fuck.

05:29:27.260 --> 05:29:29.940
My thoughts exactly. They're trying to draw us away.

05:29:29.940 --> 05:29:31.940
Be careful. You too.

05:29:42.440 --> 05:29:46.740
Critical warning. Oxygen saturation level 60%.

05:29:46.740 --> 05:29:48.740
Seat alternative air supply.

05:29:54.260 --> 05:29:57.260
Sometimes the plane sounds like that.

05:29:57.260 --> 05:29:59.260
You kind of want to like put up your hand and be like,

05:29:59.260 --> 05:30:01.260
oh, the plane just made a crazy noise.

05:30:01.260 --> 05:30:04.260
Then you feel like they would probably just...

05:30:04.260 --> 05:30:06.260
I mean, if there was something wrong with it,

05:30:06.260 --> 05:30:09.260
wouldn't the flight attendants be like the first people to notice?

05:30:09.260 --> 05:30:12.260
They fly every day, man.

05:30:12.260 --> 05:30:39.540
And you don't think the pilots would be like, oh, it smells a little funny.

05:30:39.540 --> 05:30:48.260
pop-up sir so sure could be part of the information mr. Williams we got some

05:30:48.260 --> 05:30:56.100
bad news about the mission it's okay young all is in hands now he's an

05:30:56.100 --> 05:31:02.660
alien bro that's how an alien texts

05:31:02.660 --> 05:31:08.580
You're a clone bro. I'm a clone I ain't no damn alien

05:31:13.700 --> 05:31:15.700
That's what I was gonna say

05:31:27.300 --> 05:31:29.300
Okay, oh shit

05:31:29.300 --> 05:31:44.140
Why do you need a whole-ass tool to override every door?

05:31:44.140 --> 05:31:46.140
Oh, you mean my wedge tool?

05:31:46.140 --> 05:31:52.580
It's kind of like the Swiss Army knife of Apparatus.

05:31:52.580 --> 05:31:58.740
The interesting thing is they call it a web tool, but the astronauts are a wedge tool,

05:31:58.740 --> 05:31:59.740
I should say.

05:31:59.740 --> 05:32:02.100
Because shut up, I'm trying to read!

05:32:02.100 --> 05:32:07.100
The astronauts of the Cassiopeia have signed their lives away in the lives of countless

05:32:07.100 --> 05:32:08.100
others.

05:32:08.100 --> 05:32:10.100
Every single clone they've created is a real person, a soldier sent to die in the

05:32:10.100 --> 05:32:11.100
Earth.

05:32:11.100 --> 05:32:12.100
Science will not let them steal my humanity.

05:32:12.100 --> 05:32:14.060
I will not let them make me a murderer.

05:32:14.060 --> 05:32:18.020
I will not allow them to steal my soul, okay?

05:32:18.020 --> 05:32:21.020
Thanks, Mack Manera.

05:32:21.020 --> 05:32:24.020
Very cool.

05:32:24.020 --> 05:32:44.580
I think Earth's feeding cats to the coyotes.

05:32:44.580 --> 05:32:48.680
You think it's like, you know, we keep the aliens well fed so they don't bother a situation

05:32:48.680 --> 05:32:53.840
or is this like Wayland-Yutani like, hey, we keep sending

05:32:53.840 --> 05:33:00.280
clones to like just further test the effects of like what happens when the aliens come

05:33:00.280 --> 05:33:03.920
in contact with like human cells or something.

05:33:03.920 --> 05:33:11.040
Or maybe, I don't know if they could just still be like trolling or something.

05:33:11.040 --> 05:33:16.640
I think this could be like a jackass type situation.

05:33:16.640 --> 05:33:22.800
Or maybe it's Black Mirror where like we did some fucked up like unconscionable shit on

05:33:22.800 --> 05:33:28.800
Earth so they keep sending us to get like tortured by the exoplanet biology.

05:33:39.800 --> 05:33:41.800
Oh, we made it y'all.

05:33:52.800 --> 05:34:19.800
3rd floor menswear 60% we know 60%

05:34:19.800 --> 05:34:33.000
get in the best head it's definitely the dude getting the reach around for sure

05:34:33.000 --> 05:34:40.000
to

05:34:42.280 --> 05:34:45.280
do was played out

05:34:45.280 --> 05:34:50.280
that's the way that's the way we want me to go

05:34:50.280 --> 05:34:55.280
you stay here I'll check ahead bro you gotta check more than one look around

05:34:55.280 --> 05:35:02.280
you fucking killed

05:35:03.000 --> 05:35:05.400
I don't give a fuck if I am a clone, bro.

05:35:05.400 --> 05:35:09.720
I'm already a clone, like, base case of my mom and my dad,

05:35:09.720 --> 05:35:12.320
just kind of, like, you know, shaking up a little bit.

05:35:12.320 --> 05:35:13.400
What the fuck do I care?

05:35:13.400 --> 05:35:13.900
Yeah.

05:35:13.900 --> 05:35:15.400
This is my call.

05:35:15.400 --> 05:35:18.400
Not the call.

05:35:18.400 --> 05:35:22.360
Or the call.

05:35:22.360 --> 05:35:26.200
I was doing my nightly checks.

05:35:26.200 --> 05:35:29.160
Take your time.

05:35:29.160 --> 05:35:32.240
You recorded the therapy session?

05:35:32.240 --> 05:35:35.520
I thought we had patient Dr. Privilege.

05:35:41.880 --> 05:35:44.200
Oh shit, there's aliens on this planet, man.

05:35:45.960 --> 05:35:48.520
NOOOOOO!

05:35:49.800 --> 05:35:52.760
Oh, find a power cell.

05:35:54.000 --> 05:35:55.640
Oh.

05:35:59.640 --> 05:36:00.560
How could you?

05:36:00.560 --> 05:36:10.880
maybe it's this way one can only hope man one can only hope

05:36:21.800 --> 05:36:28.960
can you vault over goo well what the hell am I doing in here then

05:36:30.560 --> 05:36:36.480
Oh, hacking with my mind, that's right.

05:36:36.480 --> 05:36:43.480
Hacking with my mind.

05:36:43.480 --> 05:36:52.400
So you guys have a very serious obligation, because Chibli is going to play this on Wednesday.

05:36:52.400 --> 05:36:56.240
He's not live on Tuesdays, American times.

05:36:56.240 --> 05:37:05.180
Do not tell him it's ass, because it's going to set the stage for, it's going to deflate

05:37:05.180 --> 05:37:08.020
his energy.

05:37:08.020 --> 05:37:14.420
Let him be excited for it and then let him come to his own conclusion.

05:37:14.420 --> 05:37:20.320
It would be better if he liked it.

05:37:20.320 --> 05:37:25.360
He has to, at a bare minimum, let him find out himself instead of having like a thousand

05:37:25.360 --> 05:37:34.840
people go yeah actually like the next six hours are going to suck I'm putting

05:37:34.840 --> 05:37:41.720
chubly's mental health in your hands

05:37:41.720 --> 05:37:53.520
Average NL counter strike gameplay.

05:37:53.520 --> 05:37:56.520
Tutorial!

05:37:56.520 --> 05:37:59.520
Tutorial?

05:37:59.520 --> 05:38:21.520
here's the alien out bro let me out of him

05:38:21.520 --> 05:38:35.940
Oh shit, end of wall puzzle?

05:38:35.940 --> 05:38:44.640
This is like the final boss of puzzles.

05:38:44.640 --> 05:38:57.840
Oh my f**k man.

05:38:57.840 --> 05:39:07.840
Oh so he can step on the glass.

05:39:07.840 --> 05:39:20.840
Yeah, do your roar, do the roar, do the roar!

05:39:20.840 --> 05:39:28.840
I know they're all in the roars when it's very angry.

05:39:28.840 --> 05:39:36.840
Okay, bro, what did I just power up, does anybody even know?

05:39:36.840 --> 05:39:45.000
Is that good?

05:39:45.000 --> 05:39:48.000
Still out of power?

05:39:48.000 --> 05:39:58.920
Don't really know what you're asking me to do.

05:39:58.920 --> 05:40:01.080
Junction, nothing, nothing.

05:40:01.080 --> 05:40:04.080
Junction, okay.

05:40:04.080 --> 05:40:18.240
is good. Oh shit, almost got me to walk on broken glass. I did want to ask without putting

05:40:18.240 --> 05:40:23.320
like a staggering amount of evil on them. I was talking to Kate, what the fuck happened

05:40:23.320 --> 05:40:31.760
to Quantik Dream, man? They came out with Detroit and like, at the time they were like

05:40:31.760 --> 05:40:37.680
a really respected studio and even Detroit came out and a lot of people were like this is awesome

05:40:39.520 --> 05:40:46.160
and I was like this is I'm not I'm not suggesting that my reaction to Detroit become human killed

05:40:46.160 --> 05:40:51.680
quantic dream but there were still people like playing that game when it came out that were like

05:40:51.680 --> 05:40:57.520
this is revolutionizing the way that stories should be told in video games but then the shine

05:40:57.520 --> 05:41:01.300
came off the rose somehow and I did he just go in the hiding or something like

05:41:01.300 --> 05:41:03.960
what happened

05:41:09.560 --> 05:41:15.960
but I'm pretty sure that she came on like 2018 it's been almost 10 years man

05:41:15.960 --> 05:41:33.400
Ain't no power getting in the damn thing man.

05:41:33.400 --> 05:41:45.440
Alright.

05:41:45.440 --> 05:41:50.320
At least they've mercifully not made us go through the hide-and-seek section here.

05:41:50.320 --> 05:41:56.920
Isn't there another power junction way closer?

05:41:56.920 --> 05:42:00.920
I lost my fucking mind?

05:42:00.920 --> 05:42:03.920
It's under the stairs.

05:42:03.920 --> 05:42:10.920
Motherfucker, man.

05:42:10.920 --> 05:42:23.080
you're a clone we're literally all made up of other people's genes bro don't

05:42:23.080 --> 05:42:29.040
overthink it I don't give a fuck if I'm a clone I'm alive

05:42:40.920 --> 05:42:53.920
is that good that seems good what the fuck we opened all doors okay we all

05:42:53.920 --> 05:42:59.960
Go through where again okay up there

05:43:10.720 --> 05:43:13.320
They teleport Rafaela in front of you

05:43:19.360 --> 05:43:21.360
Like what are we doing

05:43:23.920 --> 05:43:32.920
They teleport the dude in front of you.

05:43:32.920 --> 05:43:40.920
It's another TP spot, be careful.

05:43:40.920 --> 05:43:41.920
Didn't I...

05:43:41.920 --> 05:43:47.920
Didn't fucking override the door, man?

05:43:47.920 --> 05:43:51.920
Oh, we got a...

05:43:51.920 --> 05:43:55.920
All door function overridden. Door now able to be overridden.

05:44:10.920 --> 05:44:14.920
I mean, it's fucked up in here too. Move through the infested deck.

05:44:14.920 --> 05:44:23.200
If his room looks like this, don't sleep with him, okay?

05:44:23.200 --> 05:44:28.340
Make me a promise.

05:44:28.340 --> 05:44:32.440
And don't clean it up for him.

05:44:32.440 --> 05:44:34.440
Kim develops some self-respect.

05:44:49.880 --> 05:44:51.960
Fucking old W haunted house.

05:44:56.680 --> 05:45:01.720
No man, no. No, no, no, I'm not. Are you crazy?

05:45:02.440 --> 05:45:12.240
over here now you won't get whacked

05:45:12.240 --> 05:45:19.240
No, I guess we'll be going that way.

05:45:19.240 --> 05:45:36.240
No, he did not say how I like.

05:45:36.240 --> 05:45:39.120
most extreme German reaction.

05:45:39.120 --> 05:45:47.160
Did you see a Minecraft creeper in the smoke?

05:45:47.160 --> 05:45:50.320
I saw a Minecraft creeper in the smoke when I was mashing the A-Bud.

05:46:06.240 --> 05:46:10.780
Wait, they've broken the scanner. I'm not a fucking alien

05:46:11.720 --> 05:46:15.080
We should keep going who can who gives a shit man at all

05:46:16.320 --> 05:46:19.940
Again, the aliens just fucking chase you and eat you

05:46:28.160 --> 05:46:31.260
They make no effort to appear human

05:46:36.240 --> 05:46:38.240
Hello, Gung.

05:46:38.240 --> 05:46:40.240
What's going on?

05:46:40.240 --> 05:46:42.240
We have received a message from Earth.

05:46:42.240 --> 05:46:44.240
Would you like to hear it?

05:46:44.240 --> 05:46:46.240
Play the message.

05:46:46.240 --> 05:46:48.240
It's a new ABGN video.

05:46:48.240 --> 05:46:50.240
As you wish.

05:46:50.240 --> 05:46:52.240
I know this will be difficult to hear,

05:46:52.240 --> 05:46:54.240
but if you're still out there,

05:46:54.240 --> 05:46:56.240
you deserve the truth.

05:46:56.240 --> 05:46:58.240
The government knows what's on that planet.

05:46:58.240 --> 05:47:00.240
They've known since Caracters

05:47:00.240 --> 05:47:02.240
beamed back its first report

05:47:02.240 --> 05:47:04.240
that the government has been

05:47:04.240 --> 05:47:06.680
It seemed like its first report,

05:47:06.680 --> 05:47:08.880
which is to keep the life on the secret,

05:47:08.880 --> 05:47:11.720
scrubbed the survey report clean,

05:47:11.720 --> 05:47:13.840
told Corinth to carry on his plan.

05:47:15.040 --> 05:47:16.800
Isley designed her ships.

05:47:16.800 --> 05:47:18.400
We all went through training,

05:47:19.400 --> 05:47:22.080
but nobody knew what they were really planning.

05:47:22.080 --> 05:47:24.240
Not even the CEO.

05:47:24.240 --> 05:47:26.440
When we got into those pods,

05:47:26.440 --> 05:47:28.200
they copied our personalities,

05:47:29.200 --> 05:47:30.680
our memories,

05:47:30.680 --> 05:47:33.520
and uploaded them to synthetic bodies.

05:47:34.240 --> 05:47:42.600
Your clients, there is no untraumated mission following you, there's another Cassiopeia,

05:47:42.600 --> 05:47:47.880
and behind that another, there's a chain of ships out there in space with more to follow

05:47:47.880 --> 05:47:50.800
until we fully understand the entity.

05:47:50.800 --> 05:47:59.280
A program we all find out to once we learn the truth, you're part of an experiment.

05:47:59.280 --> 05:48:01.280
We just keep crashing ships into the plane?

05:48:29.280 --> 05:48:33.280
You son of a bitch, you knew about this.

05:48:33.280 --> 05:48:34.280
Bro, I-

05:48:34.280 --> 05:48:35.280
Of course I knew.

05:48:35.280 --> 05:48:37.280
I've almost been shot and burned to death and-

05:48:37.280 --> 05:48:41.280
I've been sent home for a cent, it's data, back to Earth.

05:48:41.280 --> 05:48:44.280
A lot of people said it was crazy to sign up for a suicide mission.

05:48:44.280 --> 05:48:47.280
Well, the OG Williams-

05:48:47.280 --> 05:48:49.280
Oh, okay.

05:48:50.280 --> 05:48:52.280
You think this is funny?

05:48:52.280 --> 05:48:54.280
Far from it.

05:48:54.280 --> 05:48:58.280
This is the most serious thing I've ever done.

05:48:58.280 --> 05:49:07.520
I was right not to trust you so you're like us you're a clone too of course my

05:49:07.520 --> 05:49:11.600
original self would never have risked his life out here yeah but why would you

05:49:11.600 --> 05:49:18.280
send a clone of yourself but you could just send anyone I owe you some answers

05:49:18.280 --> 05:49:25.160
or nobody yeah why why did you join the mission why the hell did you join up to

05:49:25.160 --> 05:49:30.920
this somebody on board had to carry out instructions from earth somebody I could trust

05:49:33.080 --> 05:49:42.840
so you're acting dumb all this time what can I say I'm a good liar now you have the truth

05:49:43.720 --> 05:49:51.960
warts and all the question is what are you going to do about it play the rest of the tape

05:49:51.960 --> 05:50:01.480
You're still calling it a tape, huh?

05:50:01.480 --> 05:50:02.480
That's interesting.

05:50:02.480 --> 05:50:07.200
I mean, this is many centuries I'm assuming in the future.

05:50:07.200 --> 05:50:09.560
Dude, we should.

05:50:09.560 --> 05:50:10.560
1v1.

05:50:10.560 --> 05:50:11.560
1v1 in basketball.

05:50:11.560 --> 05:50:18.720
Winner gets the ship.

05:50:18.720 --> 05:50:21.160
I accept our ship.

05:50:21.160 --> 05:50:26.960
send in it. I accept that he sent himself because you can only trust yourself. Of all

05:50:26.960 --> 05:50:31.040
the problems I might have with the game, I think that twist is not crazy.

05:50:31.040 --> 05:50:35.120
Sweet dreams everyone. See you in four years.

05:50:35.120 --> 05:50:40.640
I feel for you man. Just a few hours sleep and then you guys are up for four years. Try

05:50:40.640 --> 05:50:46.320
not to kill each other. We all have a vital part to play on this ship. I'm grateful to

05:50:46.320 --> 05:50:50.640
be here with every one of you. It's an honor sir.

05:50:50.640 --> 05:50:52.640
See you on the other side.

05:50:56.640 --> 05:50:58.640
It is so good.

05:50:58.640 --> 05:51:22.120
Wouldn't it be better to only send clones that know the truth?

05:51:22.120 --> 05:51:28.600
I don't- I mean, I guess they're studying how human beings react to first contact.

05:51:28.600 --> 05:51:33.600
So they want like unfiltered reaction.

05:51:37.600 --> 05:51:46.600
But like, I mean to me it doesn't seem like you need to build like billions of dollars in spaceships and then just keep crashing them into the planet.

05:51:51.600 --> 05:51:52.600
What's going on?

05:51:52.600 --> 05:52:00.240
I was going to say something, I was going to say, couldn't you just send prisoners?

05:52:00.240 --> 05:52:05.760
Could you just launch like one ship with like a lot of prisoners on it and crash that ship

05:52:05.760 --> 05:52:08.760
on the plane?

05:52:08.760 --> 05:52:12.200
They're saying cut his mic.

05:52:12.200 --> 05:52:19.720
Only the people that we 100% know did irredeemable crimes without a shadow of a doubt.

05:52:19.720 --> 05:52:21.720
He was right there

05:52:25.480 --> 05:52:27.480
I'm just disappointed

05:52:29.200 --> 05:52:31.200
You'll get another chance

05:52:31.520 --> 05:52:37.540
They shouldn't have shoplifted if they didn't want to be cloned and then crash landed on an exoplanet with a

05:52:38.200 --> 05:52:40.200
Lifeform we've never experienced before

05:52:40.800 --> 05:52:42.800
God knows how long

05:52:43.840 --> 05:52:45.840
Who knows what state will be in there

05:52:45.840 --> 05:52:59.360
If what's out there is as bad as they think, it's safer to be here.

05:52:59.360 --> 05:53:01.160
Why couldn't it be simple?

05:53:01.160 --> 05:53:02.160
No, why?

05:53:02.160 --> 05:53:04.160
Why couldn't it be simple?

05:53:04.160 --> 05:53:06.640
The real crew and the real mission.

05:53:06.640 --> 05:53:10.480
This is what the real mission was destined to be.

05:53:10.480 --> 05:53:12.480
We just didn't know it until now.

05:53:12.480 --> 05:53:14.480
Don't you think that's awful?

05:53:14.480 --> 05:53:26.480
What are all the other versions of me?

05:53:26.480 --> 05:53:29.920
You know yourself, and they will too

05:53:33.760 --> 05:53:35.760
You're

05:53:36.720 --> 05:53:39.160
I'm just not sure I'm making the right choice

05:53:41.400 --> 05:53:43.400
No matter what you choose

05:53:45.240 --> 05:53:47.240
I respect it

05:53:49.640 --> 05:53:51.640
I mean you could never let me down

05:53:53.240 --> 05:53:55.240
Never

05:53:56.480 --> 05:54:02.960
Well, I knew the curfew had been pushed up by two hours, but rest assured, live coverage

05:54:02.960 --> 05:54:03.960
will be taken.

05:54:03.960 --> 05:54:06.680
Tom Bergeron asks, sounds like someone's about to get hidden in nuts on America's funniest

05:54:06.680 --> 05:54:07.680
home videos.

05:54:07.680 --> 05:54:08.680
Live from the comfort of your own home.

05:54:08.680 --> 05:54:09.680
Ready?

05:54:09.680 --> 05:54:10.680
Make a wish.

05:54:10.680 --> 05:54:11.680
Ready?

05:54:11.680 --> 05:54:17.680
Make a wish.

05:54:40.680 --> 05:54:42.680
Doesn't it?

05:54:48.680 --> 05:54:50.680
We've just received your warning.

05:54:52.680 --> 05:54:54.680
It was always a one-way trip.

05:54:54.680 --> 05:54:58.680
But your bravery is outstanding.

05:54:58.680 --> 05:55:00.680
You've passed the test.

05:55:00.680 --> 05:55:06.680
Now, unfortunately, it matters very little.

05:55:06.680 --> 05:55:08.680
What kind of a story?

05:55:08.680 --> 05:55:15.680
It's for the right reasons. Mars is frozen, Earth is dying. We need to win this war.

05:55:15.680 --> 05:55:28.680
But if you're hearing this, I want you to know that it's been for something. It was all worth it.

05:55:28.680 --> 05:55:33.680
Now we know that it's organic.

05:55:33.680 --> 05:55:37.680
In transmission.

05:55:37.680 --> 05:55:41.280
Now we know that it's organic and it replicates out of an alarming page

05:55:46.840 --> 05:55:53.480
So yes, we know how humans react when a fucking cat when an alien tries to attack them

05:55:53.680 --> 05:55:57.500
When an alien stabs you in the stomach and disembowels you you died

05:55:57.500 --> 05:56:03.500
I do so. There are protocols in place that I can deploy to ease your distress.

05:56:05.500 --> 05:56:06.500
What protocols?

05:56:06.500 --> 05:56:10.500
I am authorized to assist with safe self-termination if you desire.

05:56:10.500 --> 05:56:12.500
Oh no, it's Health Canada's AI agents!

05:56:12.500 --> 05:56:13.500
No!

05:56:13.500 --> 05:56:14.500
No!

05:56:14.500 --> 05:56:20.500
What do you know about pain? You mean there's no way out of this.

05:56:20.500 --> 05:56:25.500
Escape from the cycle is impossible. I'm sorry.

05:56:27.500 --> 05:56:30.500
I don't know, I think...

05:56:30.500 --> 05:56:31.500
Why not send?

05:56:31.500 --> 05:56:33.500
They did send real people.

05:56:33.500 --> 05:56:35.500
They sent real clones.

05:56:35.500 --> 05:56:37.500
That's what I'm saying!

05:56:37.500 --> 05:56:39.500
It is more controllable this way.

05:56:39.500 --> 05:56:43.500
The risk to unique organic human life is lower.

05:56:43.500 --> 05:56:47.500
I apologize if this seems human.

05:56:47.500 --> 05:56:49.500
So many souls.

05:56:49.500 --> 05:56:53.500
So many different versions of me.

05:56:53.500 --> 05:56:56.500
All trying to get back to one person.

05:56:56.500 --> 05:56:58.500
We are one and the same

05:56:59.140 --> 05:57:03.220
I am still me and I will find my way to Mikhail

05:57:05.220 --> 05:57:07.220
I'm still with King.

05:57:07.660 --> 05:57:09.660
It's over

05:57:09.660 --> 05:57:11.660
It's over.

05:57:21.180 --> 05:57:23.180
I saw it.

05:57:23.180 --> 05:57:26.180
Clear as day.

05:57:26.180 --> 05:57:29.180
This mold and one cast your peer on this planet.

05:57:34.180 --> 05:57:36.180
Dental plan.

05:57:39.660 --> 05:57:41.660
I don't understand.

05:57:41.660 --> 05:57:44.660
How are you supposed to escape?

05:57:44.660 --> 05:57:47.660
How can it be true?

05:57:47.660 --> 05:57:50.660
It doesn't make any sense.

05:57:53.660 --> 05:57:56.660
If I forget...

05:57:57.660 --> 05:57:59.660
when you started...

05:58:03.660 --> 05:58:06.660
Did anyone gonna get that alarm?

05:58:09.660 --> 05:58:11.660
I

05:58:15.500 --> 05:58:19.940
What are you doing in this situation you find out you're a clone you sent on a one-way mission to die on an exo planet

05:58:27.180 --> 05:58:32.060
Probably watch some movies. I mean like I'm still thinking of feeding me to the plants when I die

05:58:32.060 --> 05:58:34.760
I think I would definitely accept death. I don't think I'm finding her way out

05:58:35.300 --> 05:58:39.100
But probably try to hang on for a minute and have souls watch a couple movies

05:58:39.660 --> 05:58:45.260
Probably not oh, I know as if there's a real Mitchell out there you agree to this play the spires

05:58:45.900 --> 05:58:49.280
I appreciate that. Thank you. I appreciate that

05:58:52.860 --> 05:58:56.220
Maybe I finally watch spider-verse yeah, it'd be man

05:58:58.380 --> 05:59:01.540
Probably play through the game again try to get deathless you see that

05:59:03.740 --> 05:59:05.740
It's got a good booster, right

05:59:05.740 --> 05:59:22.540
the starlink bro what the booster ring yeah that's what we're looking at it's

05:59:22.540 --> 05:59:30.060
got air emergency supplies okay Hawking problem is we need a spaceship to get

05:59:30.060 --> 05:59:40.060
They didn't get... they were already in the air when the Stephen Hawking news dropped.

05:59:40.060 --> 05:59:43.060
They don't believe that.

05:59:43.060 --> 05:59:51.060
They were like, ah, we've taken off from Earth.

05:59:51.060 --> 05:59:54.060
I've got my two most prized possessions.

05:59:54.060 --> 05:59:59.340
A brief history of time by Stephen Hawking and the collected works of Kevin Spacey.

06:00:11.820 --> 06:00:12.380
You're a tool.

06:00:24.060 --> 06:00:28.060
I'm staying here to fulfill my destiny.

06:00:30.460 --> 06:00:33.580
Fuck you! Oh yeah! You're coming with me!

06:00:34.220 --> 06:00:39.420
No way man. You're coming with me, even if I have to drag you back to Earth.

06:00:39.580 --> 06:00:41.660
Why? What good am I to-

06:00:41.660 --> 06:00:42.700
I don't know if I'll control you.

06:00:42.700 --> 06:00:48.140
If you get through this, I'll need your testimony. People out there need to know the truth.

06:00:48.700 --> 06:00:51.180
And if I refuse to play ball?

06:00:51.740 --> 06:00:52.940
What have you got to lose?

06:00:52.940 --> 06:00:54.940
We got the isopam on tap, bro.

06:00:54.940 --> 06:00:56.940
The entire survival of the human race.

06:00:56.940 --> 06:00:59.940
You're already playing ball, Mr. Williams.

06:00:59.940 --> 06:01:03.940
And the game isn't over until the final whistle.

06:01:03.940 --> 06:01:05.940
Oh, shit.

06:01:07.940 --> 06:01:09.940
Unless...

06:01:09.940 --> 06:01:11.940
it gets rained out,

06:01:11.940 --> 06:01:15.940
or someone suffers a medical emergency,

06:01:15.940 --> 06:01:17.940
and thus they delay the game

06:01:17.940 --> 06:01:19.940
out of a sense of decorum.

06:01:19.940 --> 06:01:23.100
Which it doesn't happen that often but has happened a couple times

06:01:34.500 --> 06:01:36.500
Why do we even have a computer man

06:01:40.740 --> 06:01:45.820
The only way to get fuel up here is to manually reroute it through the side stack then

06:01:45.820 --> 06:01:50.340
and pump it up from all the way down in bloody engineering.

06:01:50.340 --> 06:01:51.240
Fuck that shit, bro.

06:01:51.240 --> 06:01:52.880
Give me the maid.

06:01:52.880 --> 06:01:54.880
I'm going to go down there and get this done.

06:01:59.140 --> 06:02:01.260
I'm not having a cold moment.

06:02:01.260 --> 06:02:01.760
Louder!

06:02:05.820 --> 06:02:08.220
It's crazy to have this as a day-new mod,

06:02:08.220 --> 06:02:12.140
just because, like, you don't really give a fuck

06:02:12.140 --> 06:02:13.420
whether you live or die.

06:02:13.420 --> 06:02:21.820
Not because they're clones, but just because like there's like a 99.9% chance they're gonna

06:02:21.820 --> 06:02:22.820
die anyway.

06:02:22.820 --> 06:02:27.260
So like, where's the tension?

06:02:27.260 --> 06:02:28.760
Unknown substance detected?

06:02:28.760 --> 06:02:32.860
Yeah, like, yeah, man, I know.

06:02:32.860 --> 06:02:33.860
I know.

06:02:33.860 --> 06:02:58.300
We're not going anywhere till this is unblocked here.

06:02:58.300 --> 06:02:59.900
That's where we need to go.

06:02:59.900 --> 06:03:00.400
Got it.

06:03:13.900 --> 06:03:16.700
You could have come down with just like a second ago, right?

06:03:29.900 --> 06:03:47.180
You must sneak past the life form bro that might be the real one for all I know

06:03:59.900 --> 06:04:05.900
Deck 2 locker room, crew lounge.

06:04:05.900 --> 06:04:08.900
I don't know about all that.

06:04:08.900 --> 06:04:10.900
Well, I can't even get in there, can I?

06:04:17.900 --> 06:04:20.900
I'll send it to the Deck 2 locker room then.

06:04:22.900 --> 06:04:25.900
We'll be abating the life form at all costs.

06:04:29.900 --> 06:04:41.780
Fuck, it passed me a cold one.

06:04:41.780 --> 06:04:45.460
I'd have a non-alcoholic kind of can zero in this situation.

06:04:45.460 --> 06:04:47.460
100% man, 100%

06:04:59.940 --> 06:05:02.140
So we're just I guess this is just a room where you're high

06:05:06.300 --> 06:05:10.960
Can you rank something you give me something to rank I'd be happy to rank it

06:05:15.460 --> 06:05:17.460
Who the hell am I?

06:05:24.660 --> 06:05:26.660
Types of dinosaurs?

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That's tough, man.

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I always liked the tall ones, the salad eaters,

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brachiosaurus, argentinosaurus, stuff like that.

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Nothing against a T-Rex or a Carnotaurus or something like that, but I like the

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The nonviolent ones with the long neck.

06:05:47.140 --> 06:05:49.140
Yeah, the sauropods, exactly.

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I mean, it's going to be crazy if we could just walk to that door after everything we've been through.

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I designed the submission with integrity and skill, and I hope the crew will treat it similarly.

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There's no room.

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I guess you can just walk over to it, man.

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Ultimately, if something goes wrong because of the design...

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No! She has misophonia!

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Oh

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We don't have time for this let's keep going

06:06:56.340 --> 06:06:58.340
No shot bro

06:07:09.140 --> 06:07:14.140
Who's this fellow? Who's this playboy?

06:07:20.140 --> 06:07:24.140
He's gonna turn around and have like half a face or something like that?

06:07:29.140 --> 06:07:32.140
Wait, Spider-Man music!

06:07:33.140 --> 06:07:35.140
He's beating me shit!

06:07:39.140 --> 06:07:56.300
I did everything right oh no I did everything right yes yes and then they

06:07:56.300 --> 06:07:58.300
And I didn't mean

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It's not the real

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That's better in a Koopa man, that's Bowser

06:08:26.300 --> 06:08:31.300
Hunter's screams.

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That's a thing you could just kind of like slice right through the back of her.

06:08:51.300 --> 06:09:01.220
That sneak past the life form feeling when the life form come out sizzling man here we

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go.

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Alright quick, check your messages real quick.

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I don't know if we find anything.

06:09:09.220 --> 06:09:10.220
How about new Anders?

06:09:10.220 --> 06:09:11.220
Hey question.

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Do you think there's anything we should have done differently this mission?

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Oh many things.

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many to list here. I'll be thinking on this mission for a long, long time. She doesn't

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I don't know if she's a damn alien, man.

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Not bad, y'all.

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Or whatever.

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Or not.

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Bro has 50 eyes.

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I always think about what must go through like an ant's head when it sees a human being.

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Given its position relative to the average fellow, like I don't know if they can perceive

06:10:27.540 --> 06:10:32.740
us that well? But can you imagine you're just like minding your own business and

06:10:32.740 --> 06:10:37.020
then all of a sudden something that's literally like 10,000 times bigger than

06:10:37.020 --> 06:10:41.340
you comes into your POV?

06:10:43.420 --> 06:10:50.780
Freaking the fuck out man. Your mom? I don't even want to talk about the fact that

06:10:50.780 --> 06:10:54.060
this needs a power cell, man.

06:10:57.540 --> 06:11:05.980
I always wonder what's going through a spider's mind when it comes into my bathroom and it's

06:11:05.980 --> 06:11:10.100
like oh shit look at all this huge shit in the bathroom.

06:11:10.100 --> 06:11:17.220
Whoa what a weird tree filled with water and an even stranger tree that water comes out

06:11:17.220 --> 06:11:19.860
of.

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And then all of a sudden like I'm in the bathroom and it goes whoa!

06:11:26.660 --> 06:11:32.740
the hell is that that's that that tree is moving

06:11:40.900 --> 06:11:49.540
who fucking knows man this true water does come out of that tree too

06:11:56.660 --> 06:12:06.660
Spiders don't speak English. Spiders speak the native language or wherever they were born.

06:12:06.660 --> 06:12:09.660
So, spiders in Canada speak English or French.

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Yeah, that's a while, I guess I'm going to be going through here then, never mind

06:12:33.880 --> 06:12:41.560
I guess I'll just be going in there for a second to get him to break like you can only

06:12:41.560 --> 06:12:47.000
play this game as a people that don't play video games but you have to know how scripting

06:12:47.000 --> 06:12:50.720
in a video game works in order to make progress.

06:12:50.720 --> 06:13:04.400
Why wouldn't my mom know that you have to go into that room?

06:13:04.400 --> 06:13:08.920
She fucking wouldn't, bro, until I told her.

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Deadass, I think it's the worst game they've made.

06:13:15.160 --> 06:13:20.640
I think it's, without being hyperbolic, I actually think it's like

06:13:20.640 --> 06:13:28.160
order of magnitude worse than the last bad one they made. Like House of Ashes was good.

06:13:30.560 --> 06:13:34.000
Not just by their standards. Like I think that was one of the better,

06:13:34.800 --> 06:13:40.960
like narrative cinematic adventure games maybe that I've ever played.

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Okay, Frank Stone, Frank Stone had some problems.

06:13:51.680 --> 06:14:05.840
I don't recall doing as many door and switch puzzles, and then walk out like a boss.

06:14:05.840 --> 06:14:09.840
The devil in me, at least, like I don't remember it being good, let's put it that way.

06:14:09.840 --> 06:14:10.840
The core is good.

06:14:10.840 --> 06:14:11.840
Three.

06:14:11.840 --> 06:14:12.840
Three what?

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Maybe seven meters.

06:14:13.840 --> 06:14:23.520
But I do at least remember it being like campy.

06:14:23.520 --> 06:14:28.040
Like I play these games a little bit for like some campy kind of like slasher flick sort

06:14:28.040 --> 06:14:29.040
of like fun.

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And this one, I'm not 100% sure man, although weirdly enough I do, I don't dislike the

06:14:48.160 --> 06:14:54.800
story beats they made of this one, it's just like the gameplay is just so crazy, it's so

06:14:54.800 --> 06:14:55.800
boring.

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That's the thing.

06:15:00.800 --> 06:15:17.720
It's kind of mind-boggling how tedious the story or the game players in this turn the

06:15:17.720 --> 06:15:19.720
whole ship into the damn mess hall.

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Sneak past the life form, huh?

06:15:34.720 --> 06:15:36.720
Did we blow it off?

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I ain't walking over the damn-

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What the hell?

06:15:47.720 --> 06:16:00.920
They took a short cut, they took a damn short cut.

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That'll buy us some time.

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We should have been doing this the whole time man!

06:16:12.460 --> 06:16:22.420
Nooo!

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Guess what!

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Oh shit.

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Don't make me get another power cell in a room covered with broken glass, man.

06:16:42.240 --> 06:16:58.640
Oh my god, this one's got like multiple doors that need power.

06:16:58.640 --> 06:17:08.000
my seven power cells. We should play slender man. What's the best five nights at Freddy's?

06:17:15.680 --> 06:17:19.920
These look like the most primo seats on the airplane man. Not on the airplane but at the gate.

06:17:21.760 --> 06:17:26.400
They should just put a charger in every seat man. Why they got like one outlet?

06:17:26.400 --> 06:17:30.400
Everybody wants the charger.

06:17:34.400 --> 06:17:36.400
Cost?

06:17:36.400 --> 06:17:39.400
Phone charger though!

06:17:40.400 --> 06:17:43.400
Ten bucks maybe?

06:17:48.400 --> 06:17:51.400
They're like watching the peons fight.

06:17:51.400 --> 06:17:53.400
Too true.

06:17:53.400 --> 06:17:56.640
Powering door in a game like this. That's awesome to hear

06:17:58.640 --> 06:18:04.640
What's yeti saying they've been telling me to stop the stream for like at least 20 minutes

06:18:07.120 --> 06:18:14.720
And as usual like I take it under advisement and I and I persevere of my own accord

06:18:23.400 --> 06:18:27.560
It's still live.

06:18:27.560 --> 06:18:31.040
It ends today.

06:18:31.040 --> 06:18:34.800
We cannot let this stretch for another day.

06:18:34.800 --> 06:18:40.720
It's also great advice if you're doing a school assignment that you don't like.

06:18:40.720 --> 06:18:45.400
Finish the school assignment as quickly as possible.

06:18:45.400 --> 06:18:50.320
It's kind of like a middle schooler's idea of how school works because once you get really

06:18:50.320 --> 06:18:54.720
high up you gotta it can take like months to actually finish the project or whatever but like

06:18:54.720 --> 06:18:59.760
if we're talking about like a paper or some shit just do it man don't do half of it and then go

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I'll do the other half tomorrow then you're ruining two days just ruin one day instead

06:19:20.320 --> 06:19:31.480
well that was a good use of everybody's time so i mean like the game has been it's a it's

06:19:31.480 --> 06:19:42.820
gonna clock in at around like seven hours

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Almost all of it is just waiting for a motherfucker to move slightly out of the way.

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Move, man.

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At this point, I'll fucking risk it, dude.

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God. Damn it!

06:20:12.820 --> 06:20:24.520
We're helping out the Dan refugees.

06:20:24.520 --> 06:20:28.780
I will say, I know that the Always On Channel is programmed by one of the Dan chatters.

06:20:28.780 --> 06:20:34.500
It was a nefarious ass move to put on the itinerary a bunch of dang packs.

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You're really on the, like I was in the Always On Channel before my ride this morning because

06:20:38.620 --> 06:20:44.680
is the only person that I have live at like 5.30 in the morning. People were in the chat

06:20:44.680 --> 06:20:51.720
like, pogging up over somebody getting a good drop in a dang pack from a VOD that happened

06:20:51.720 --> 06:21:00.200
like four years ago or something like that. Like, bring back the battle toads, man. Don't

06:21:00.200 --> 06:21:05.440
immediately walk backwards. Okay, you know what? Maybe I got to power up that beast right

06:21:05.440 --> 06:21:07.440
There

06:21:13.440 --> 06:21:15.440
What

06:21:28.720 --> 06:21:30.720
You made it closer y'all

06:21:35.440 --> 06:21:55.000
whatever man just eat me at this point no I'm not back to the door

06:21:55.000 --> 06:22:21.000
I'm making a break for it.

06:22:21.000 --> 06:22:28.000
We out here.

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I didn't know.

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Yeah, I'll press that. I'm pressing that button any day of the week.

06:22:45.000 --> 06:22:59.240
The way that whatever they're doing with the messages here is so crazy, Brianna, do you

06:22:59.240 --> 06:23:01.600
remember me?

06:23:01.600 --> 06:23:30.840
Blocked and reported, but you know, I know, I can smell here, classified orders, oh,

06:23:30.840 --> 06:23:34.400
A new control agent has been manufactured on board your vessel.

06:23:34.400 --> 06:23:36.120
It's marked in the inventory.

06:23:36.120 --> 06:23:37.120
Oh, shit.

06:23:42.920 --> 06:23:44.000
The control agent.

06:23:44.000 --> 06:23:45.600
What is it?

06:23:45.600 --> 06:23:49.400
That's need to know, I'm afraid.

06:23:49.400 --> 06:23:50.800
I've marked it on your map.

06:23:50.800 --> 06:23:52.800
It's just a measure I was instructed to put in place

06:23:52.800 --> 06:23:54.200
in an attempt to get an advantage over the life form.

06:23:54.200 --> 06:23:56.400
Just a test, a trial run for Cycles to continue.

06:24:00.840 --> 06:24:15.680
It's been almost 20 seconds since I've played the game life form bro.

06:24:15.680 --> 06:24:27.880
Oh, this again, huh?

06:24:27.880 --> 06:24:40.960
You did it, Joe.

06:24:40.960 --> 06:24:47.960
Thanks for your help, Gooper.

06:24:47.960 --> 06:25:01.640
Okay, fucking, be a little bit more clandestine, bro.

06:25:01.640 --> 06:25:03.640
There's live forms around.

06:25:29.320 --> 06:25:31.320
Alright.

06:25:31.320 --> 06:25:33.320
I'm just sprinting.

06:25:33.320 --> 06:25:37.320
There was a red no-power indicator.

06:25:37.320 --> 06:25:40.320
Just a second ago, there was a red no-power indicator.

06:25:40.320 --> 06:25:41.320
Did you see that?

06:25:41.320 --> 06:25:43.320
Oh, shit. I'm not going.

06:25:43.320 --> 06:25:45.320
Let's just move on, man.

06:25:48.320 --> 06:25:49.320
Let me out.

06:25:52.320 --> 06:25:53.320
Oh.

06:25:56.320 --> 06:25:57.320
Alright, lead the way.

06:26:01.320 --> 06:26:09.840
what's going on man oh you just got a you need me you said come on but you need

06:26:09.840 --> 06:26:13.440
me to lead the way I understand

06:26:19.720 --> 06:26:27.100
you're not gonna believe this Cooper but I know you play test right

06:26:27.100 --> 06:26:32.940
presumably. I literally hit a fast stop by the way. I literally don't even do it.

06:26:35.900 --> 06:26:38.700
Oh, I'm glad I didn't know that, to be honest with you.

06:26:42.220 --> 06:26:43.260
Surely at some point,

06:26:46.540 --> 06:26:48.700
somebody said the door, the door is,

06:26:51.020 --> 06:26:55.500
the door puzzles are a little much. You wouldn't lose anything by taking out

06:26:55.500 --> 06:26:57.500
like a half the door puzzles.

06:27:08.500 --> 06:27:10.500
She's just gonna squeeze right by it.

06:27:16.500 --> 06:27:18.500
Okay, that one took a lot out of me.

06:27:25.500 --> 06:27:32.500
I tried to spawn jab.

06:27:32.500 --> 06:27:45.500
Oh, sorry, you did it.

06:27:45.500 --> 06:27:54.500
It is ironic they sent a bunch of clones to then cover a life form that can clone them.

06:27:54.500 --> 06:28:01.500
There's a certain poetry there, like in Rhymes.

06:28:24.500 --> 06:28:32.500
You think even for a second you would think this is fun?

06:28:32.500 --> 06:28:36.500
Like it's the base case that it would be terrifying, obviously.

06:28:36.500 --> 06:28:41.500
But you think after you were in it for like 10 minutes you'd be able to appreciate that

06:28:41.500 --> 06:28:44.500
like this is pretty unique.

06:28:44.500 --> 06:28:47.500
Not too many other human beings are going to get to do this.

06:28:47.500 --> 06:28:50.500
Like this is a one-on-one experience.

06:28:50.500 --> 06:28:51.860
Uh, let's help her.

06:28:51.860 --> 06:28:52.860
Probably the same.

06:28:52.860 --> 06:29:01.340
Let me just say, by the way, I don't think you could judge someone, like, just based

06:29:01.340 --> 06:29:04.980
on the media they like or the decisions they make in a game like this, whether or not they're

06:29:04.980 --> 06:29:06.740
a bad person.

06:29:06.740 --> 06:29:12.860
Imagine the kind of individual that is like, oh, shit, I gotta save myself.

06:29:12.860 --> 06:29:19.200
They're like, I've got a...

06:29:19.200 --> 06:29:26.200
Oh, there's only one way that we can get out of here, man.

06:29:26.200 --> 06:29:27.200
Red button pressers?

06:29:27.200 --> 06:29:28.200
Let's not do that.

06:29:28.200 --> 06:29:35.600
Do you know I'm a blue button presser because I'm in the PR industry?

06:29:35.600 --> 06:29:39.480
If it came out that I pressed the red button, my life would be over anyway, so I'm further

06:29:39.480 --> 06:29:40.960
incentivized to press blue.

06:29:40.960 --> 06:29:53.520
But I don't want to damn all the red buttons, that's crazy.

06:29:53.520 --> 06:29:55.720
It's interactive, y'all.

06:29:55.720 --> 06:29:59.120
It's an interactive video game.

06:29:59.120 --> 06:30:10.520
Right click, space, at the same time.

06:30:10.520 --> 06:30:12.520
Reactor overloading.

06:30:12.520 --> 06:30:14.520
Reactor overloading.

06:30:14.520 --> 06:30:16.520
I'm painting Malta in 10 minutes.

06:30:16.520 --> 06:30:20.520
She's very like California in the body.

06:30:30.520 --> 06:30:32.520
She is pissed.

06:30:32.520 --> 06:30:36.520
Well I guess you're gonna fucking kill me huh?

06:30:40.520 --> 06:30:56.680
And then the fellas then we got to handle the fellas

06:30:56.680 --> 06:31:26.020
Oh, maybe not.

06:31:26.020 --> 06:31:43.780
an understatement. Yeah man. You gotta let him in.

06:31:56.020 --> 06:31:59.020
Yeah man, I'm gonna save you.

06:32:10.020 --> 06:32:12.020
Okay, that's...

06:32:16.020 --> 06:32:24.020
I thought maybe there'd be some consequence. Maybe when he gets on the ship, it's gonna end with him being like, thanks for saving me.

06:32:26.020 --> 06:32:40.100
Let's not go in that way, man.

06:32:40.100 --> 06:32:48.700
I had to think about where Ash was on my keyboard.

06:32:48.700 --> 06:32:53.700
Oh God!

06:32:53.700 --> 06:33:04.700
You don't check for a bottle.

06:33:04.700 --> 06:33:12.700
This is the hardest one to press.

06:33:12.700 --> 06:33:35.740
you promise this is classic until dawn lock-ins at your home one mistake here

06:33:35.740 --> 06:33:52.420
in their toast. But if you get them all, you get a trophy. If you miss one, if you miss

06:33:52.420 --> 06:33:57.260
one, you might get eaten. You may be getting eaten. Did they just not expect Mitchell to

06:33:57.260 --> 06:34:00.700
be like a lie to this point in the game

06:34:06.900 --> 06:34:10.540
what happened to my Mitchell bro

06:34:15.100 --> 06:34:18.380
that seems good enough

06:34:27.260 --> 06:34:29.260
Switching to manual control!

06:34:29.260 --> 06:34:31.260
I don't care.

06:34:43.260 --> 06:34:45.260
Ah, come on!

06:34:53.260 --> 06:34:55.260
At least we're harness on.

06:34:57.260 --> 06:35:07.260
How heavy could it be, it's anger, come on.

06:35:07.260 --> 06:35:17.260
It's the lightest thing there is.

06:35:17.260 --> 06:35:43.260
I'm sorry, I'm sorry Anders. I just forgot about you.

06:35:43.260 --> 06:35:46.200
But like what are you doing? You should have been there

06:35:56.260 --> 06:35:58.420
Maybe we picked up fake and this

06:36:05.580 --> 06:36:07.580
From the planing

06:36:07.580 --> 06:36:15.980
He picked up Anders Jr., Mrs. Anders' son.

06:36:15.980 --> 06:36:19.340
Who the fuck is Anders?

06:36:19.340 --> 06:36:21.940
Yo, Anders was peak.

06:36:21.940 --> 06:36:28.020
The Anders and Cooper girl boss friendship is really what enabled us to actually get

06:36:28.020 --> 06:36:29.260
some shit done in this game.

06:36:29.260 --> 06:36:36.260
we got a lot of power cells together

06:36:52.540 --> 06:36:56.540
feels good as fuck when you see the lightning bolt come on and your phone starts charging

06:36:59.260 --> 06:37:01.260
You know I can get rid of you.

06:37:15.260 --> 06:37:16.260
What the fuck?

06:37:18.260 --> 06:37:20.260
We keep holding on.

06:37:22.260 --> 06:37:23.260
We've made it this far.

06:37:23.260 --> 06:37:26.260
I don't give a fuck if she is an alien, she's chill with me.

06:37:29.260 --> 06:37:53.780
She might even be better.

06:37:53.780 --> 06:37:55.780
Chilis De Leon we've seen so far at least.

06:38:23.780 --> 06:38:37.260
You go jack black and do it again

06:38:37.260 --> 06:38:41.660
Same shit around the bend

06:38:41.660 --> 06:38:46.180
Take it easy young

06:38:46.180 --> 06:38:49.820
It takes a few minutes for the body to adjust to wake up

06:38:49.820 --> 06:38:54.820
The vitals are looking good. Oxygen saturation 95%.

06:38:54.820 --> 06:38:57.820
Everything seems to be in working order.

06:38:57.820 --> 06:39:01.820
If you don't mind, please look up for me.

06:39:01.820 --> 06:39:05.820
Excellent. Let's do it.

06:39:05.820 --> 06:39:07.820
She called you to the air supply.

06:39:07.820 --> 06:39:09.820
Take it slow.

06:39:09.820 --> 06:39:16.820
I think I'm gonna have to go back to sleep.

06:39:16.820 --> 06:39:22.820
Please, first few steps can be a doozy.

06:39:22.820 --> 06:39:23.820
Good morning.

06:39:23.820 --> 06:39:25.820
It's like you could use one of these.

06:39:25.820 --> 06:39:34.820
When you wake up from your four year cryo sleeper, you don't have a double double.

06:39:34.820 --> 06:39:44.820
Looks like we're on schedule. We're right on top of the marker.

06:39:44.820 --> 06:39:50.820
It's beautiful out there.

06:39:50.820 --> 06:39:54.820
Sure is.

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You ever think what you might have been if you weren't a pilot?

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Not a chance. This has always been it for me.

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I got them right I could do this forever

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All right, man

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It does seem like I was okay with the story it does seem crazy to just keep watching the ships of the planet like

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It just seems crazy to me.

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It's a lot of materials that he used to...

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There has to be a better way, I don't know.

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It's a lot of filament in the 3D printer.

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I actually think like the story is completely fine

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But the gameplay is so insane

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Can you can you give me through the credits so I could see the stats sure a successful mission

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and the safe return on the crew.

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That's my job.

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Mission fucking failed, bro.

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If I had a skin in this game, it would

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be to get this crew home safely so we could get you.

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Blooper reel.

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If this mission fails, it could spell the end

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for the human race.

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And I'm not going to let that happen.

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92% of people let Stafford die 10 minutes into the game.

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those five rug rats playing ball on SETI. Until then, I'm sticking with staff in here.

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That's my family, right there. And that means more to me than all the planets in the galaxy.

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Noah died on the ship from undiagnosed meningitis.

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We're going to make Tau SETI F our new home. We don't know exactly what we're going to

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find there, but we have the technology and the ingenuity to turn that world around. Science

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can't solve all of our problems, but it can give us the questions we need to answer.

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I wish you all eight wonderful Christmas. He's got a very dramatic energy. I only hope that we

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can return to deliver you and your families the very best Christmas present. Derek is very rude

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person. But tomorrow, you will learn the true meaning of humility.

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70% of US Americans

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don't even have maps, and such as Afghanistan and South Africa.

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And despite the distance and duration, it will make me feel closer to humanity somehow.

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The oneness of it all, you know? Everything is going to be okay. Things can only get better.

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I've always wanted to fly, the joy of it, the freedom of it, to just take your life

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in your hands and soar.

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I think that's in a soar, isn't it?

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At least that's what my dad taught me.

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But there's more to it than that.

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When dad took off the Mars, he told me the whole crew looked back at Earth and pointed

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to which country they came from.

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As they traveled further, they pointed to each continent

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they were from.

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Finally, they just saw one Earth.

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That's always given me hope for us all.

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Yeah, the further away you get from something,

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like the smaller it is, I think is what she's trying to say.

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When faced with oblivion, humanity, like all life, must adapt.

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To conquer the unknown, we must weigh who we are and be prepared to lose it all.

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Level 13 was a significant milestone for the program.

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For the first time, the lifeworm intercepted the Cassiopeia outside orbit.

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Huge dub for the aliens on that one.

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The clone crew survived the crash and managed to broadcast a message.

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It was a warning.

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Despite everything that happened, they put humanity first.

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On my orders, Williams deployed a neural control compound onto the planet's surface, but it

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failed to establish control over the lifeform.

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Given more size, this could become a vital path.

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Williams executed the directive without any of the crew noticing.

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for the crew themselves. Five souls escaped the planet's surface. They saw a refuge in

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the Cassiopeia's booster ring. Yeah, I know. I was...

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I was...

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I did that.

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...victim to the life...

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I watched all that happen.

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happen.

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Mir, mere minutes ago.

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Oh, awkward.

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When your commanding officer is getting court-martialed in front of you.

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Never forget why you started.

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I joined this project because I believed it would secure the future of humanity.

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The more we learned about the life form, the greater our chances of survival.

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If it could be sculpted into a tool to save humanity, then I had a duty to actualize this.

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It's a strange word, isn't it?

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Humanity.

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On one hand, it's a definition of us as a species, on the other, kindness, compassion.

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They're saying it's the only word with multiple meanings.

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All but forgotten.

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Our fight for survival should never come at the cost of our humanity.

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We can no longer hide behind clones.

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If we ever hope to master death, we must first stare it in the face.

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All of us, together.

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Do you think you really want a clone?

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Could be a great needle drop.

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Do you think you really want a clone?

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They don't...

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There's gotta be stats, man.

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I mean, or maybe I'm the first motherfucker to beat the game.

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Never considered the fact that I'd be the first motherfucker to have finished the game.

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No stats!

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Witch login, are you crazy?

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Well, I'm pretty sure my live stream is going to be over in like eight minutes or something like that,

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but I'll send you over there.

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It was a slice. It was a slice. I'll be back tomorrow.

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Thanks for joining me on an extended stream today.

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Goodbye.