{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 28.2, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 28.2, "end": 32.36, "text": " Rarely is the first comment after going live, that good."}, {"start": 32.36, "end": 35.98, "text": " Declaring Atoah on NL's chat."}, {"start": 38.12, "end": 41.28, "text": " Damn, that would be a good day for a guy like me."}, {"start": 41.28, "end": 42.92, "text": " I could really go for a Kettleman's Bagel"}, {"start": 42.92, "end": 45.519999999999996, "text": " and escape down the Rideau Canal."}, {"start": 45.519999999999996, "end": 47.72, "text": " Kettleman's Bagel's mentioned, by the way."}, {"start": 47.72, "end": 61.72, "text": " I think Kettleman's went downhill, but I wasn't there to see it, so I don't perceive it to be real."}, {"start": 68.72, "end": 69.72, "text": " Damn, Spinny Boy."}, {"start": 69.72, "end": 80.56, "text": " taking up the mantle of the Yeti, the reference absolutely sweet Marie. Where do"}, {"start": 80.56, "end": 89.03999999999999, "text": " we fall on absolutely sweet Marie? It's in the bottom half of songs on Blonde"}, {"start": 89.03999999999999, "end": 95.36, "text": " au Blond, in my opinion, which would put it pretty close to the top half of songs"}, {"start": 95.36, "end": 98.36, "text": " that have ever been made ever, for sure."}, {"start": 108.36, "end": 110.36, "text": " They're all a different game, I beg you."}, {"start": 110.36, "end": 114.36, "text": " I played seven hours of Directive 8020 yesterday, man."}, {"start": 114.36, "end": 117.36, "text": " I played seven hours of it."}, {"start": 118.36, "end": 121.36, "text": " Holy shit, that was a fast cue."}, {"start": 121.36, "end": 123.36, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 125.36, "end": 135.6, "text": " Did you really stream an extra two hours because you wouldn't want to finish it otherwise?"}, {"start": 135.6, "end": 142.16, "text": " Yeah, man, you gotta, if you're 80% of the way through a task that sucks, you should"}, {"start": 142.16, "end": 144.24, "text": " just finish it, man."}, {"start": 144.24, "end": 160.8, "text": " If you can finish it in one day, you should finish it."}, {"start": 160.8, "end": 161.8, "text": " The stream was awesome."}, {"start": 161.8, "end": 163.56, "text": " I don't really care about all that."}, {"start": 163.56, "end": 164.56, "text": " I had a bad time."}, {"start": 164.56, "end": 165.56, "text": " I'll never do it again."}, {"start": 165.56, "end": 166.56, "text": " Just kidding."}, {"start": 166.56, "end": 167.56, "text": " It was pretty good."}, {"start": 167.56, "end": 168.56, "text": " I was telling Chibli because he asked."}, {"start": 168.56, "end": 169.68, "text": " I was not on prompted."}, {"start": 169.68, "end": 175.84, "text": " I was telling Chibli because he asked about it."}, {"start": 175.84, "end": 178.04000000000002, "text": " I said, you know what's interesting about games like this?"}, {"start": 178.04000000000002, "end": 179.96, "text": " Is that right now, I hate it."}, {"start": 179.96, "end": 184.04000000000002, "text": " And I was looking at the reviews, threads for it."}, {"start": 184.04000000000002, "end": 186.92000000000002, "text": " And genuinely, every American reviewer"}, {"start": 186.92000000000002, "end": 188.72, "text": " seemed to, at the very least, like the game."}, {"start": 188.72, "end": 190.96, "text": " And the only people who agreed with me were Italian."}, {"start": 190.96, "end": 194.88, "text": " So last night is how I discovered that I may actually"}, {"start": 194.88, "end": 201.18, "text": " Italian which is kind of like a swag upgrade for me but then also the"}, {"start": 201.18, "end": 208.85999999999999, "text": " interesting thing is that in a week I will forget about the parts of it that"}, {"start": 208.85999999999999, "end": 213.38, "text": " I hate and I will instead only remember the fact that I actually thought the"}, {"start": 213.38, "end": 217.34, "text": " story was like half decent and in two to one hundred weeks when the next super"}, {"start": 217.34, "end": 223.14, "text": " massive game comes out I'll be like it's let's play this I can't wait"}, {"start": 223.14000000000001, "end": 229.08, "text": " You flatten it's like a panini your memories are like a panini man. Oh"}, {"start": 230.16000000000003, "end": 232.16000000000003, "text": " That's too how original"}, {"start": 232.78000000000003, "end": 234.78000000000003, "text": " I love it"}, {"start": 237.06, "end": 241.94000000000003, "text": " Your memories are a panini is what I'm trying to say let's I'm the only person who voted man"}, {"start": 241.94000000000003, "end": 245.0, "text": " We should have started T side so when we were down at the half we could say"}, {"start": 245.98000000000002, "end": 247.98000000000002, "text": " It's a CT sided map"}, {"start": 247.98000000000002, "end": 257.70000000000005, "text": " what's the name now I'm Orson Welles staco plover if you guys seen f for fake"}, {"start": 257.70000000000005, "end": 263.1, "text": " Orson Welles last movie also the only Orson Welles movie I've ever seen"}, {"start": 263.46000000000004, "end": 270.14000000000004, "text": " nope just gonna I just got it I just got it oh I'll make it my move"}, {"start": 270.14, "end": 283.71999999999997, "text": " he got me dude super massive game based on Marty Supreme would actually be peak we could"}, {"start": 283.71999999999997, "end": 291.53999999999996, "text": " finally give that fucking pretentious endo a taste of his own medicine god endo pisses"}, {"start": 291.53999999999996, "end": 300.12, "text": " me off really good movie obviously good movie but endo's smug attitude just god he's irritate"}, {"start": 300.12, "end": 318.6, "text": " getting men. 3B, huh? The fuck is this, near Automata 2? Oh, that's gonna sting! First"}, {"start": 318.6, "end": 325.12, "text": " grenade headshot in history yep yep"}, {"start": 330.64000000000004, "end": 337.88, "text": " oops boys you gotta turn comms on you gotta turn comms on guys turn guys you"}, {"start": 337.88, "end": 343.28000000000003, "text": " gonna turn your mics on you got it in while the music plays you work by"}, {"start": 343.28000000000003, "end": 346.88000000000005, "text": " I can delight those San Francisco nights."}, {"start": 346.88000000000005, "end": 348.28000000000003, "text": " You were the best in town."}, {"start": 352.8, "end": 353.8, "text": " Keenan, you here?"}, {"start": 355.76000000000005, "end": 358.72, "text": " Everyone stopped and stared at your chemical emotional."}, {"start": 358.72, "end": 359.72, "text": " What does he say?"}, {"start": 359.72, "end": 363.08000000000004, "text": " Everyone stopped and stared at your chemical,"}, {"start": 363.08000000000004, "end": 366.24, "text": " your chemical, something like that."}, {"start": 371.84000000000003, "end": 372.68, "text": " We don't need this many."}, {"start": 372.68, "end": 375.0, "text": " Maybe we do need as many fellas as we can."}, {"start": 375.0, "end": 376.0, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 376.0, "end": 380.04, "text": " Am I the type of beast to stand here and get wandied at the top mid?"}, {"start": 380.04, "end": 385.32, "text": " Oh, I'm the type of beast to get an assist on an obvious kill."}, {"start": 385.32, "end": 395.6, "text": " Pissed me to fuck off, man."}, {"start": 395.6, "end": 398.08, "text": " Literally a horrible spray pattern right idea."}, {"start": 398.08, "end": 402.64, "text": " Did you see how quickly I hit the crouch on that one?"}, {"start": 402.64, "end": 405.64, "text": " Your voice chat is on, King."}, {"start": 405.64, "end": 416.64, "text": " Yeah, I did turn comms back on, but I think I might have only turned it on for me and not for my teammates, which is not what I meant to do."}, {"start": 416.64, "end": 421.64, "text": " If any teammates are listening to this, I did not mean to just blast your ears."}, {"start": 421.64, "end": 427.64, "text": " I should be on push to talk as well, so you shouldn't even be hearing this, but if you are, I apologize."}, {"start": 427.64, "end": 438.03999999999996, "text": " Do you guys like Asia? Do you guys like Asia or Gaucho? As far as Steely Dan albums go."}, {"start": 438.03999999999996, "end": 446.88, "text": " What's your favorite broken social scene album? I think there's three acceptable options."}, {"start": 446.88, "end": 449.64, "text": " Is there an A? If you can hear this, they're at A."}, {"start": 451.48, "end": 453.08, "text": " By the long doors?"}, {"start": 458.68, "end": 463.58, "text": " By the, la la la la la la la la la long lead doors, come on!"}, {"start": 463.58, "end": 465.88, "text": " Oh, that was a great shot, I thought I had it."}, {"start": 467.88, "end": 470.28, "text": " Girl, I'm gonna make you sweat,"}, {"start": 470.28, "end": 473.08, "text": " Sweat till you can't sweat no more."}, {"start": 473.08, "end": 475.58, "text": " And if you cry,"}, {"start": 475.58, "end": 478.15999999999997, "text": " I'm gonna do it some more."}, {"start": 481.88, "end": 482.71999999999997, "text": " Anyway."}, {"start": 484.12, "end": 486.03999999999996, "text": " Vernon Wells versus Orson Wells."}, {"start": 488.15999999999997, "end": 489.2, "text": " Tough."}, {"start": 489.2, "end": 491.59999999999997, "text": " Center field, I'm taking Orson any day of the week."}, {"start": 495.76, "end": 496.76, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 496.76, "end": 497.88, "text": " Which is what?"}, {"start": 497.88, "end": 498.71999999999997, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 498.72, "end": 511.44000000000005, "text": " I did some fucking damage that round even though that looked bad it was actually really"}, {"start": 511.44000000000005, "end": 519.14, "text": " good."}, {"start": 519.14, "end": 520.14, "text": " I got an idea."}, {"start": 520.14, "end": 528.58, "text": " I throw a decoy long at first they go oh shit shots long then they go wait it's a decoy"}, {"start": 528.58, "end": 537.58, "text": " They run into the decoy and that's when I throw the frags."}, {"start": 537.58, "end": 540.5200000000001, "text": " Oh shit, long."}, {"start": 540.5200000000001, "end": 543.46, "text": " One flash long."}, {"start": 543.46, "end": 552.7, "text": " Don't over commit, I just got scared."}, {"start": 552.7, "end": 556.7800000000001, "text": " Greatest decoy of all time y'all."}, {"start": 556.78, "end": 559.22, "text": " I'm actually, I'm swagged up, I'm a god."}, {"start": 562.06, "end": 563.4, "text": " I got scared by my own decoy,"}, {"start": 563.4, "end": 565.74, "text": " I almost killed myself with a grenade, holy cow."}, {"start": 567.98, "end": 569.8199999999999, "text": " My own decoy jump scared me."}, {"start": 577.42, "end": 579.38, "text": " That's how you know it's effective, man."}, {"start": 579.38, "end": 581.38, "text": " That's how you know it's effective."}, {"start": 581.38, "end": 582.22, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 582.22, "end": 589.08, "text": " We're really out there crawling like vipers through these suburban streets, man"}, {"start": 595.86, "end": 601.7, "text": " Yes, sir, it's the second time this has happened you sound like dr. Doofenshmirtz or whatever his name is"}, {"start": 601.7, "end": 604.74, "text": " I don't know. I was too old for the show by the time it came out"}, {"start": 604.74, "end": 609.78, "text": " But at some point you got to learn the lingua franca of the internet. I'm kind of loving the oversized poncho"}, {"start": 609.78, "end": 611.78, "text": " Is that Valenciaga?"}, {"start": 612.22, "end": 614.22, "text": " I'm throwing smoke."}, {"start": 614.22, "end": 616.22, "text": " I'm throwing smoke."}, {"start": 616.22, "end": 618.22, "text": " Grenade out."}, {"start": 618.22, "end": 621.22, "text": " Wounded five long."}, {"start": 621.22, "end": 624.22, "text": " We throw the molly in deep, deep."}, {"start": 624.22, "end": 626.22, "text": " Deep."}, {"start": 626.22, "end": 628.22, "text": " Part of it got immediately extinguished."}, {"start": 628.22, "end": 630.22, "text": " They made it up cap."}, {"start": 632.22, "end": 634.22, "text": " They're on site."}, {"start": 636.22, "end": 638.22, "text": " I'm too good, I'm too good though."}, {"start": 638.22, "end": 640.22, "text": " I'm too good, they can't make it on site."}, {"start": 642.22, "end": 648.5400000000001, "text": " Not not long term not long term anyway bombs down at the on cat at a site y'all"}, {"start": 652.6600000000001, "end": 654.6600000000001, "text": " Guys"}, {"start": 657.5400000000001, "end": 661.34, "text": " Yes, I'll match him whim for him now"}, {"start": 665.38, "end": 669.14, "text": " Damn I am the one the one you know what I'm talking about"}, {"start": 669.14, "end": 673.28, "text": " Yeah, I've been a medieval times once on my grade 8 graduation trip"}, {"start": 673.28, "end": 698.72, "text": " You get the 10k if you learn the 5 shot technique."}, {"start": 698.72, "end": 708.9200000000001, "text": " okay pyme pyme from killbill the hell is going on there"}, {"start": 708.9200000000001, "end": 713.62, "text": " have a door to not do it without its fez on"}, {"start": 713.62, "end": 722.62, "text": " steps long doors"}, {"start": 722.62, "end": 724.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 725.82, "end": 727.82, "text": " Love this game"}, {"start": 735.34, "end": 738.22, "text": " In a little clean with it yo yo orange check this out"}, {"start": 740.38, "end": 749.3, "text": " Huge huge love that now I don't want the AK. I want you to take my pistol. Oh damn never mind my bad. Oh gee"}, {"start": 752.62, "end": 762.46, "text": " Two quick ones."}, {"start": 762.46, "end": 763.46, "text": " You go Molly."}, {"start": 763.46, "end": 764.46, "text": " Yeah, good."}, {"start": 764.46, "end": 766.96, "text": " I like the flick."}, {"start": 766.96, "end": 767.96, "text": " Good movement too."}, {"start": 767.96, "end": 768.96, "text": " Holy cow."}, {"start": 768.96, "end": 782.46, "text": " 30 seconds into the round, starting to get a little impatient, not going to lie."}, {"start": 782.46, "end": 789.38, "text": " This has all the hallmarks of a get three kills up cat"}, {"start": 792.46, "end": 795.9000000000001, "text": " Let me flash over top yellow I got you let me flash over top"}, {"start": 798.14, "end": 800.14, "text": " Forget that"}, {"start": 803.5, "end": 810.1, "text": " Fellas are on long doors bro in the pit they're in the motherfucking pit check this out"}, {"start": 812.46, "end": 819.86, "text": " I mean, he's in for a world of hurt if he's down there."}, {"start": 819.86, "end": 820.86, "text": " I wanted to kill, though."}, {"start": 820.86, "end": 821.86, "text": " I wanted to kill."}, {"start": 821.86, "end": 828.6600000000001, "text": " I got a message from Corey already."}, {"start": 828.6600000000001, "end": 834.4200000000001, "text": " I didn't think he'd be ready until 9.30, so 9.14 is already, yes, sir, sorry, didn't"}, {"start": 834.4200000000001, "end": 837.4200000000001, "text": " Expect the early fragger."}, {"start": 842.4200000000001, "end": 844.4200000000001, "text": " Chorus, Chorus, my bad, OG."}, {"start": 845.4200000000001, "end": 846.4200000000001, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 854.4200000000001, "end": 857.4200000000001, "text": " You grenade? You will grenade? You will grenade?"}, {"start": 858.4200000000001, "end": 860.4200000000001, "text": " Okay, we rushed there, I'm not taking my kills this time."}, {"start": 860.4200000000001, "end": 864.4000000000001, "text": " When they're this demoralized you have an obligation to make it worse"}, {"start": 870.48, "end": 877.1200000000001, "text": " Look at that you see that fucking movement. Oh, no, they'd be taking my kills play with confidence. Damn what a shot"}, {"start": 885.1400000000001, "end": 889.0600000000001, "text": " They're on site like web y'all wait they already killed them all"}, {"start": 890.4200000000001, "end": 892.0600000000001, "text": " Awesome. Thanks, brother."}, {"start": 894.0600000000001, "end": 895.0600000000001, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 900.82, "end": 901.6600000000001, "text": " Two in one."}, {"start": 902.3000000000001, "end": 903.8600000000001, "text": " Okay, man. Okay."}, {"start": 905.6600000000001, "end": 910.0600000000001, "text": " MVP for an ace round? Only because you got my kill, because I softened the dude up for you, but whatever."}, {"start": 915.98, "end": 918.2600000000001, "text": " I'm telling Corey we should be done soon. We're eight and out."}, {"start": 918.26, "end": 930.1, "text": " I said we'll be done in 13 rounds. That's right we're gonna win 13-8. Orange is 38 damage, man."}, {"start": 940.1, "end": 944.34, "text": " Oh, they're not gonna see this coming. Oh, they are not gonna see this coming."}, {"start": 944.34, "end": 949.76, "text": " Very interesting smoke too."}, {"start": 949.76, "end": 954.34, "text": " Fuck it, we push."}, {"start": 954.34, "end": 961.34, "text": " I'm bad, y'all."}, {"start": 961.34, "end": 969.34, "text": " Embarrassed, it took me two shots."}, {"start": 969.34, "end": 972.1800000000001, "text": " Two pretty fucking clean shots, though."}, {"start": 972.1800000000001, "end": 979.1800000000001, "text": " two pretty clean shots."}, {"start": 989.1800000000001, "end": 995.1800000000001, "text": " I guess brother, good luck charm. You like how they swap jerseys after a football match?"}, {"start": 995.1800000000001, "end": 999.1800000000001, "text": " Take one of those."}, {"start": 999.1800000000001, "end": 1001.58, "text": " oooooooh"}, {"start": 1007.9200000000001, "end": 1009.6800000000001, "text": " the hell was that, man?"}, {"start": 1010.44, "end": 1011.6400000000001, "text": " they're in tunnels"}, {"start": 1014.08, "end": 1014.7800000000001, "text": " smoke"}, {"start": 1017.0000000000001, "end": 1018.6800000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry"}, {"start": 1020.34, "end": 1022.08, "text": " I'm so sorry, man"}, {"start": 1024.8600000000001, "end": 1026.88, "text": " I know the smoke lineup tutorial on YouTube"}, {"start": 1026.88, "end": 1030.3600000000001, "text": " promise that it would make you a beast on T side dust but you got to be doing"}, {"start": 1030.3600000000001, "end": 1034.3200000000002, "text": " something a little bit different than that just a little bit different than"}, {"start": 1034.3200000000002, "end": 1044.5600000000002, "text": " that damn the 10 and 2 like Doyle Brunson man"}, {"start": 1044.56, "end": 1057.32, "text": " I gotta open some boxes."}, {"start": 1057.32, "end": 1065.3999999999999, "text": " I just don't."}, {"start": 1065.3999999999999, "end": 1069.6, "text": " Like stopping the long rush is crazy because I'm the only beast who's got the stones to"}, {"start": 1069.6, "end": 1093.36, "text": " rush you along. He's reloading to my right right there."}, {"start": 1093.3600000000001, "end": 1102.88, "text": " fell like it's slumped oh shit oh oh shit oh shit even saw him you're never gonna do it without"}, {"start": 1102.88, "end": 1109.6000000000001, "text": " your fans on oh I could have gotten in the flash man"}, {"start": 1114.88, "end": 1120.2400000000002, "text": " 106 damage on round 12 is kind of devastating and it's kind of devastating"}, {"start": 1123.3600000000001, "end": 1129.72, "text": " one more maid slot my lord yeah but until they let you take two frags"}, {"start": 1129.72, "end": 1133.92, "text": " I don't need four grenades"}, {"start": 1133.92, "end": 1137.92, "text": " mother fucker man where'd that wall come from"}, {"start": 1137.92, "end": 1143.1200000000001, "text": " swag"}, {"start": 1143.1200000000001, "end": 1150.1200000000001, "text": " you see my life flash before my eyes for a second there"}, {"start": 1154.16, "end": 1155.16, "text": " Smoke."}, {"start": 1160.7600000000002, "end": 1162.0600000000002, "text": " Molotov."}, {"start": 1163.66, "end": 1166.0600000000002, "text": " What the fuck are we- What are we doing?!"}, {"start": 1169.96, "end": 1171.96, "text": " He burned to death, holy shit."}, {"start": 1176.5600000000002, "end": 1178.5600000000002, "text": " Used to be like, I killed him and then it was like,"}, {"start": 1178.5600000000002, "end": 1181.5600000000002, "text": " it was like a flash of light hit me in the face."}, {"start": 1183.3600000000001, "end": 1199.44, "text": " Decoy long into a Chernobu spam plant a let's do this jumps"}, {"start": 1199.44, "end": 1218.4, "text": " watch this huge the Michael do play flash now I don't think so now I don't"}, {"start": 1218.4, "end": 1225.64, "text": " think so now I don't think so okay who's next we're out long y'all push them"}, {"start": 1229.44, "end": 1231.44, "text": " Who got the smoke?"}, {"start": 1231.44, "end": 1233.44, "text": " I bought decoy, I couldn't afford."}, {"start": 1233.44, "end": 1236.44, "text": " Oh, I planted my feet!"}, {"start": 1236.44, "end": 1239.44, "text": " I planted my feet, I really thought I had them, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 1246.44, "end": 1247.44, "text": " Oh, what a shot!"}, {"start": 1247.44, "end": 1251.44, "text": " He folded like a shooting gallery at the carnival."}, {"start": 1251.44, "end": 1253.44, "text": " He's in pit. He's in pit."}, {"start": 1253.44, "end": 1256.44, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1256.44, "end": 1258.44, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 1258.44, "end": 1263.42, "text": " How did I do two in one bro my decoy hit somebody"}, {"start": 1276.8400000000001, "end": 1278.8400000000001, "text": " Easy money bro"}, {"start": 1282.8, "end": 1285.7, "text": " Shit lieutenant rank 21 don't I got a box off of that?"}, {"start": 1288.44, "end": 1300.0800000000002, "text": " Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, graffiti. Yes. Sure, man, I'll take a case, obviously,"}, {"start": 1300.0800000000002, "end": 1304.48, "text": " but I've got to get the graffiti. It's been so long since I've had any graffiti."}, {"start": 1304.48, "end": 1309.48, "text": " You talk to my good friend Corey."}, {"start": 1309.48, "end": 1322.48, "text": " Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches with fat asses."}, {"start": 1322.48, "end": 1324.48, "text": " Who is this in your profile picture now?"}, {"start": 1324.48, "end": 1325.48, "text": " That's Orson Welles."}, {"start": 1325.48, "end": 1327.48, "text": " It is Orson Welles."}, {"start": 1327.48, "end": 1328.48, "text": " That's Orson Welles."}, {"start": 1328.48, "end": 1330.48, "text": " Ah, the French."}, {"start": 1330.48, "end": 1331.48, "text": " He knows."}, {"start": 1331.48, "end": 1332.48, "text": " He knows the champagne ad."}, {"start": 1332.48, "end": 1339.48, "text": " I don't know. I don't know."}, {"start": 1339.48, "end": 1342.08, "text": " Can you invite me? I'm Orson"}, {"start": 1342.08, "end": 1345.32, "text": " Wells take over. I see that."}, {"start": 1345.32, "end": 1347.32, "text": " I'm already in the party. I"}, {"start": 1347.32, "end": 1349.32, "text": " just wanted to say it. I know"}, {"start": 1349.32, "end": 1351.32, "text": " what's that? I need to do it."}, {"start": 1351.32, "end": 1353.32, "text": " I need to do it. Oh, I have so"}, {"start": 1353.32, "end": 1355.32, "text": " much graffiti. I didn't even"}, {"start": 1355.32, "end": 1359.32, "text": " know about. Yes. Oh, did weekly"}, {"start": 1359.32, "end": 1362.32, "text": " rewards reset? They did."}, {"start": 1362.48, "end": 1366.32, "text": " I mean, the pink L is huge graffiti, man."}, {"start": 1366.32, "end": 1367.88, "text": " Yeah, they have a purple one right now."}, {"start": 1367.88, "end": 1369.3600000000001, "text": " And then open in a crib."}, {"start": 1369.3600000000001, "end": 1371.32, "text": " This is a eblon."}, {"start": 1371.32, "end": 1374.44, "text": " If you can drop this on the enemy spawn in the Tom Cruise"}, {"start": 1374.44, "end": 1378.92, "text": " suite, you officially win the any percent."}, {"start": 1378.92, "end": 1380.2, "text": " Eblon?"}, {"start": 1380.2, "end": 1383.3600000000001, "text": " You know, it's that e-mode of the guy's eyes"}, {"start": 1383.3600000000001, "end": 1386.0, "text": " keep popping out of his head, and he's like sticking his tongue."}, {"start": 1386.0, "end": 1387.24, "text": " He's being silly."}, {"start": 1387.24, "end": 1387.76, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 1387.76, "end": 1390.3600000000001, "text": " Someone put it in 4K for you."}, {"start": 1390.3600000000001, "end": 1390.84, "text": " I see that."}, {"start": 1390.84, "end": 1391.6, "text": " Yeah, there's a lot."}, {"start": 1391.6000000000001, "end": 1395.0400000000002, "text": " skin in my yellow country teeth so damn true court favorite song on the clap your"}, {"start": 1395.0400000000002, "end": 1398.88, "text": " hands say yes self-titled and you can't say the skin in my yellow country teeth"}, {"start": 1398.88, "end": 1404.92, "text": " sorry you ratted off a lot real fast clap your hands say yeah the Brooklyn"}, {"start": 1404.92, "end": 1411.5600000000002, "text": " band from 2004 now that everybody's here can we please have your attention"}, {"start": 1411.5600000000002, "end": 1418.68, "text": " there is nothing left to fear man I haven't listened to them in a long time"}, {"start": 1418.68, "end": 1421.68, "text": " Alec Owensworth. He's got a unique voice."}, {"start": 1421.68, "end": 1423.68, "text": " I don't think I could name..."}, {"start": 1423.68, "end": 1427.68, "text": " I mean, besides the song you just named, I don't think I could name a song."}, {"start": 1427.68, "end": 1429.68, "text": " Come on, come on."}, {"start": 1429.68, "end": 1432.68, "text": " Bro, I don't got that capability."}, {"start": 1432.68, "end": 1435.68, "text": " Well, they have one song that's called Clap Your Hands Say Yeah."}, {"start": 1437.68, "end": 1438.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1438.68, "end": 1440.68, "text": " Clap Your Hands."}, {"start": 1440.68, "end": 1444.68, "text": " Now I can name two."}, {"start": 1444.68, "end": 1449.68, "text": " I don't know what I'm saying."}, {"start": 1449.68, "end": 1456.68, "text": " Ooh, that the cool goddess rust, rust away. That's pretty good."}, {"start": 1456.68, "end": 1463.68, "text": " Not a big clap your hands. Oh, yeah, guy. Did you did you like the the follow up one? I only really remember underwater you and me."}, {"start": 1463.68, "end": 1470.68, "text": " I didn't like their sophomore album as much."}, {"start": 1470.68, "end": 1474.04, "text": " enjoyed their first one a lot. You"}, {"start": 1474.04, "end": 1475.44, "text": " strike me as the type of beast that"}, {"start": 1475.44, "end": 1479.88, "text": " was really in our ratatat. Really"}, {"start": 1479.88, "end": 1481.88, "text": " into ratatat? You strike me as the type of"}, {"start": 1481.88, "end": 1486.4, "text": " fella who was obsessed with my morning"}, {"start": 1486.4, "end": 1493.64, "text": " jacket. No. You to me, I think you"}, {"start": 1493.64, "end": 1495.68, "text": " really fucked with we still love you"}, {"start": 1495.68, "end": 1498.3200000000002, "text": " Boris Yeltsin or somebody still loves"}, {"start": 1498.3200000000002, "end": 1500.64, "text": " Boris Yeltsin. I don't know who that is."}, {"start": 1500.64, "end": 1505.64, "text": " You were going crazy over Minamina."}, {"start": 1505.64, "end": 1506.64, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1506.64, "end": 1507.64, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 1507.64, "end": 1508.64, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 1508.64, "end": 1511.64, "text": " Yeah, when I was like 7 years old."}, {"start": 1511.64, "end": 1513.64, "text": " Not the Minamina."}, {"start": 1513.64, "end": 1516.64, "text": " Oh, well, no, I like that one."}, {"start": 1516.64, "end": 1517.64, "text": " What else was it?"}, {"start": 1517.64, "end": 1522.64, "text": " You strike me as the type of motherfucker who knows all the words to insist they're by tapes and tapes."}, {"start": 1522.64, "end": 1531.3200000000002, "text": " I think you're the type of motherfucker whose favorite wolf parade album isn't Apologies"}, {"start": 1531.3200000000002, "end": 1535.5200000000002, "text": " to the Queen Mary."}, {"start": 1535.5200000000002, "end": 1537.4, "text": " Not a big wolf parade guy."}, {"start": 1537.4, "end": 1541.1200000000001, "text": " Motherfucker man."}, {"start": 1541.1200000000001, "end": 1542.6200000000001, "text": " I mean I'm impressed."}, {"start": 1542.6200000000001, "end": 1547.44, "text": " Your name and shit, I'm looking them up."}, {"start": 1547.44, "end": 1550.6000000000001, "text": " I bet your favorite album of 2006 was Pink by Boris."}, {"start": 1553.8400000000001, "end": 1556.48, "text": " No. 2006."}, {"start": 1560.76, "end": 1562.52, "text": " I'm fucking crashing out, man."}, {"start": 1563.68, "end": 1565.48, "text": " I wish I want to I want to participate."}, {"start": 1565.48, "end": 1569.16, "text": " I kind of like this indie crossing over with John Edwards, but though."}, {"start": 1570.04, "end": 1571.16, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 1571.16, "end": 1573.76, "text": " I'm getting I'm getting vibes of."}, {"start": 1573.76, "end": 1578.44, "text": " Um, I'm getting James Murphy vibes from someone in the audience."}, {"start": 1578.44, "end": 1581.56, "text": " There's someone in the audience who likes LCD sound system to hold the whole"}, {"start": 1581.56, "end": 1582.6, "text": " audience, puts up their hand."}, {"start": 1585.56, "end": 1586.48, "text": " I like music."}, {"start": 1590.4, "end": 1591.68, "text": " Fucked up hidden world."}, {"start": 1593.74, "end": 1596.72, "text": " I only know the chemistry of common life, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 1599.0, "end": 1602.28, "text": " Corey, you would seem like you would have fucked up a the savvy fav album."}, {"start": 1603.76, "end": 1605.76, "text": " That's not only what man"}, {"start": 1606.96, "end": 1612.12, "text": " Called the pots and pans. I didn't know you fucking bald so deep"}, {"start": 1613.48, "end": 1615.96, "text": " Read a lot of pitchforkmedia.com back in the day"}, {"start": 1616.64, "end": 1618.64, "text": " this makes a"}, {"start": 1619.16, "end": 1625.42, "text": " Ton of sense. I bet you fuck with the dirty projectors though cuz they have that one album. That's based on the black flag album"}, {"start": 1626.32, "end": 1628.32, "text": " Rise above"}, {"start": 1628.32, "end": 1638.04, "text": " I don't even know if I listen to the dirty projectors."}, {"start": 1638.04, "end": 1643.28, "text": " Most of my music that I fucked with, I mean you're in the right era for sure."}, {"start": 1643.28, "end": 1644.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1644.28, "end": 1649.6399999999999, "text": " But it was like, you know, 98 to 2005."}, {"start": 1649.6399999999999, "end": 1653.9199999999998, "text": " But yeah, you don't know Crush by Jennifer Page."}, {"start": 1653.92, "end": 1655.64, "text": " I didn't listen to the radio."}, {"start": 1659.44, "end": 1668.38, "text": " I had a car stereo with a CD player and later in ox input from my iPod."}, {"start": 1668.76, "end": 1669.26, "text": " Mm hmm."}, {"start": 1669.3000000000002, "end": 1669.88, "text": " With the tape."}, {"start": 1669.88, "end": 1671.8400000000001, "text": " Was it like you put the tape in the tape deck?"}, {"start": 1672.6000000000001, "end": 1674.04, "text": " I did have that for a while."}, {"start": 1674.04, "end": 1676.0, "text": " I've had that until like 2012."}, {"start": 1676.2, "end": 1678.8000000000002, "text": " And in 2006, it was kind of like, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 1679.0800000000002, "end": 1681.3600000000001, "text": " By 2010, it was like, damn, this shit is awesome."}, {"start": 1681.4, "end": 1683.0, "text": " It's kind of awesome, to be honest."}, {"start": 1683.92, "end": 1687.8400000000001, "text": " In his vulva in his vulva"}, {"start": 1689.16, "end": 1691.16, "text": " Dead-ass real story"}, {"start": 1691.28, "end": 1695.6000000000001, "text": " Mouse family growing up or at least when I when I was in high school with them. They had two cars"}, {"start": 1696.76, "end": 1701.28, "text": " They were both the exact same Volvo station wagon one was red one was green"}, {"start": 1702.2, "end": 1704.5600000000002, "text": " And at the time I kind of made fun of them for it"}, {"start": 1705.28, "end": 1709.8200000000002, "text": " As I grew up I was like damn well guys I got six bullets left where there I'd be"}, {"start": 1709.82, "end": 1716.74, "text": " I gotta pull back. Oh no bombs down cab man check that out Chris the Christmas of all those"}, {"start": 1716.8999999999999, "end": 1720.84, "text": " Yeah, but like honestly turns out they were very reliable automobiles"}, {"start": 1722.62, "end": 1728.74, "text": " Holy shit, I got him with my last bullet and I got his own. Oh, and then I was hot and they caught me slipping. I"}, {"start": 1729.86, "end": 1731.86, "text": " Just I just kind of stood around"}, {"start": 1733.74, "end": 1735.74, "text": " This held my angle"}, {"start": 1735.74, "end": 1745.02, "text": " frame them. You can do a model."}, {"start": 1745.02, "end": 1749.06, "text": " What's a model? He doesn't know."}, {"start": 1749.06, "end": 1753.42, "text": " So model is like Omegle, but it connects you to someone with a gigachad filter."}, {"start": 1753.42, "end": 1758.78, "text": " Well, no, you just you look at the camera and then it judges you and tells you who's"}, {"start": 1758.78, "end": 1761.94, "text": " mugging who or whatever way that's kind of awesome"}, {"start": 1761.94, "end": 1768.54, "text": " one long another long"}, {"start": 1768.54, "end": 1772.06, "text": " okay bombs down long doors"}, {"start": 1772.06, "end": 1775.3799999999999, "text": " go got"}, {"start": 1775.3799999999999, "end": 1778.1, "text": " mid mid lots mid"}, {"start": 1778.1, "end": 1783.1, "text": " a sweat OG"}, {"start": 1783.1000000000001, "end": 1785.1000000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 1785.9800000000002, "end": 1788.3000000000002, "text": " I'm kind of crazy, man. I'm kind of crazy."}, {"start": 1790.14, "end": 1792.14, "text": " Shaka dude, one insane."}, {"start": 1794.94, "end": 1799.66, "text": " You did get a 3k. I'm not trying to diminish. I know I feel I mean I got my MVP. I got my MVP."}, {"start": 1803.5800000000002, "end": 1810.8600000000001, "text": " I shot like I've shot like three bullets doing pretty well then 10.66 damage per bullet and so then"}, {"start": 1814.1000000000001, "end": 1818.14, "text": " Quick man, they don't wake up and just feel like your eyes are just like lagging behind"}, {"start": 1819.14, "end": 1821.68, "text": " Yeah, increasingly like as I get older for sure"}, {"start": 1822.9, "end": 1826.2800000000002, "text": " Definitely for like a half an hour yesterday. My vision was like 2% blurry"}, {"start": 1829.5000000000002, "end": 1834.18, "text": " He said cat you didn't hear that did you I did not hear that you fix this"}, {"start": 1840.7, "end": 1842.7, "text": " I'm on cat"}, {"start": 1843.1000000000001, "end": 1850.5400000000002, "text": " I got you purple, you don't need to be."}, {"start": 1850.5400000000002, "end": 1854.42, "text": " Last one we saw, cat."}, {"start": 1854.42, "end": 1855.42, "text": " Or not maybe?"}, {"start": 1855.42, "end": 1856.42, "text": " Nevermind."}, {"start": 1856.42, "end": 1857.42, "text": " Bomb's there."}, {"start": 1857.42, "end": 1858.42, "text": " Can you make this shit?"}, {"start": 1858.42, "end": 1859.42, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1859.42, "end": 1860.42, "text": " He's long."}, {"start": 1860.42, "end": 1861.42, "text": " There come the long stepper."}, {"start": 1861.42, "end": 1862.42, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1862.42, "end": 1863.42, "text": " He's long."}, {"start": 1863.42, "end": 1864.42, "text": " There come the long stepper."}, {"start": 1864.42, "end": 1865.42, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1865.42, "end": 1866.42, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1866.42, "end": 1867.42, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1867.42, "end": 1868.42, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1868.42, "end": 1869.42, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1869.42, "end": 1870.42, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1870.42, "end": 1871.42, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1871.42, "end": 1872.42, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1872.42, "end": 1875.22, "text": " The counter-terrorists, please."}, {"start": 1875.22, "end": 1877.5, "text": " He's a political feeder."}, {"start": 1877.5, "end": 1880.66, "text": " Hey, it's Boba Fett."}, {"start": 1880.66, "end": 1883.3400000000001, "text": " That guy's got Boba Fett."}, {"start": 1883.3400000000001, "end": 1888.0600000000002, "text": " Is it Boba Fett, but he has bubble tea armor?"}, {"start": 1888.0600000000002, "end": 1889.22, "text": " No, it's just Boba Fett."}, {"start": 1889.22, "end": 1892.14, "text": " It's just a really basic picture of Boba Fett."}, {"start": 1892.14, "end": 1893.9, "text": " Oh, damn."}, {"start": 1893.9, "end": 1896.54, "text": " From Return of the Jedi."}, {"start": 1896.54, "end": 1899.18, "text": " Return of the Jedi, when he gets eaten by the Sarlacc?"}, {"start": 1899.18, "end": 1901.66, "text": " I think it was just before that, I think."}, {"start": 1901.66, "end": 1904.26, "text": " Not Empire Strikes Back when you still kind of swagged up."}, {"start": 1905.46, "end": 1908.0600000000002, "text": " No, it's looking like it's a desert image."}, {"start": 1908.5, "end": 1911.2, "text": " Yeah, that sounds like it sounds like Return of the Jedi."}, {"start": 1912.16, "end": 1912.74, "text": " Is it mid?"}, {"start": 1917.0400000000002, "end": 1920.14, "text": " Whoa, there's one car along, but that's OK."}, {"start": 1921.7, "end": 1922.0800000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1932.3000000000002, "end": 1934.3000000000002, "text": " Bro cracked my helm a little"}, {"start": 1937.5400000000002, "end": 1939.5400000000002, "text": " Yeah, one more one more top mid"}, {"start": 1941.5, "end": 1943.7, "text": " The doubled Corey young me"}, {"start": 1948.1000000000001, "end": 1951.5, "text": " Yeah, bomb over there. Oh shit. Yeah, I'm sure"}, {"start": 1958.0600000000002, "end": 1960.0600000000002, "text": " Then for brother I'm on route"}, {"start": 1961.9, "end": 1963.9, "text": " Watch out purple"}, {"start": 1965.38, "end": 1967.38, "text": " Damn me fucking whip his head"}, {"start": 1971.66, "end": 1975.0400000000002, "text": " Nice fun fun, okay, you got it"}, {"start": 1976.42, "end": 1979.3600000000001, "text": " Huge good around nice. I said you guys"}, {"start": 1982.9, "end": 1984.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1984.9, "end": 1986.9, "text": " Yeah, how about that?"}, {"start": 1988.1000000000001, "end": 1990.5, "text": " Stickle plough, huh?"}, {"start": 1990.5, "end": 1994.8200000000002, "text": " Halfway through the movie, he's just talking to the camera, and then he looks at a waiter and says,"}, {"start": 1994.8200000000002, "end": 1997.0600000000002, "text": " can you take this away and bring me the stickle plough?"}, {"start": 1998.42, "end": 2001.8200000000002, "text": " It's so swag. I think he might have been the first guy with swag."}, {"start": 2006.18, "end": 2008.18, "text": " He's a wild guy, man."}, {"start": 2009.38, "end": 2014.22, "text": " Or was, I guess, ripped. Never know. Could be a, could be an elaborate hopes."}, {"start": 2014.9, "end": 2036.9, "text": " the smoke middle. We used to smoke mid. Remember that? Like our generation."}, {"start": 2036.9, "end": 2038.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2046.02, "end": 2048.02, "text": " That's one's cat man"}, {"start": 2053.34, "end": 2055.34, "text": " Siberian cut true"}, {"start": 2057.6600000000003, "end": 2062.2200000000003, "text": " Yeah, we run this down honestly if they didn't kill him I had him dead the fucking rights man"}, {"start": 2062.2200000000003, "end": 2064.7000000000003, "text": " This is this is a fucked up round man. I"}, {"start": 2064.7, "end": 2068.7799999999997, "text": " I don't even want to say anything. I don't want I don't want to jinx it"}, {"start": 2072.74, "end": 2080.2599999999998, "text": " Do you ever get a you ever get gas lit by your cat mm-hmm. How so I might need to elaborate more. Yeah, I"}, {"start": 2083.58, "end": 2088.3799999999997, "text": " Was in the bedroom this morning and I farted and it stunk so bad mm-hmm"}, {"start": 2088.38, "end": 2090.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2090.9, "end": 2092.9, "text": " Had to check my pants to make sure"}, {"start": 2093.86, "end": 2100.78, "text": " That's insane obviously, but it was so bad. I realized you took a poop in the litter box"}, {"start": 2103.5, "end": 2105.5, "text": " It was the cat was this melt"}, {"start": 2105.82, "end": 2109.82, "text": " Yes, I was worried was in your fart, but you did fart correct. I did fart"}, {"start": 2111.6600000000003, "end": 2113.6600000000003, "text": " He timed it"}, {"start": 2113.66, "end": 2118.2999999999997, "text": " Oh my god, sorry, I almost shot you in the fucking head, bro"}, {"start": 2122.7, "end": 2126.16, "text": " Shooting Corey another one two more two more all here"}, {"start": 2131.3799999999997, "end": 2135.2999999999997, "text": " Here's a terrible call out I realize apologies. Well, I knew where you were so it's okay"}, {"start": 2135.58, "end": 2140.14, "text": " Damn, I can see your icon in the bottom left. I can see your icon saying some shit. Yeah"}, {"start": 2143.66, "end": 2145.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2145.8999999999996, "end": 2149.14, "text": " Said better than no call-out. I just know what to do with that story"}, {"start": 2149.14, "end": 2155.18, "text": " I know well, which like you didn't really get gaslit by your cat. It sounds like you you farted and he poops"}, {"start": 2157.2999999999997, "end": 2163.46, "text": " It's not like he said you made it smell bad you gaslit yourself visa v your dad visa v your feline companion"}, {"start": 2166.3399999999997, "end": 2170.8799999999997, "text": " Getting too French for me is that Latin he's a Latin"}, {"start": 2170.88, "end": 2172.88, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2174.36, "end": 2176.36, "text": " Is that Latin"}, {"start": 2179.32, "end": 2183.32, "text": " Heard you brother, I heard you running with your fucking loud ass boots"}, {"start": 2187.36, "end": 2189.36, "text": " Made made"}, {"start": 2192.6, "end": 2196.32, "text": " How does that not kill he's behind Xbox"}, {"start": 2196.32, "end": 2203.32, "text": " Oh, he's not. He's rushing me. Oh, that grenade really hurt."}, {"start": 2203.32, "end": 2210.32, "text": " Oh, did you see his spear leave his body, man?"}, {"start": 2210.32, "end": 2219.32, "text": " That's more my speed."}, {"start": 2219.32, "end": 2221.32, "text": " So wow"}, {"start": 2224.2400000000002, "end": 2226.2400000000002, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 2228.7200000000003, "end": 2233.92, "text": " Did you wake up with a close-up I woke up when you come into my head last night you son of a bitch"}, {"start": 2233.92, "end": 2243.92, "text": " Oh, that was embarrassing."}, {"start": 2243.92, "end": 2247.92, "text": " One rush beat."}, {"start": 2247.92, "end": 2249.92, "text": " They're throwing some utility."}, {"start": 2249.92, "end": 2252.92, "text": " I didn't mean to call you that."}, {"start": 2252.92, "end": 2253.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2253.92, "end": 2258.92, "text": " Oh, that sounded A long."}, {"start": 2258.92, "end": 2269.2000000000003, "text": " I just wish you didn't swear like I think the message of the song is pretty good"}, {"start": 2269.2000000000003, "end": 2271.4, "text": " but I wish you didn't have to resort the cursing."}, {"start": 2271.4, "end": 2272.4, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2272.4, "end": 2275.4, "text": " I wasn't paying attention."}, {"start": 2275.4, "end": 2276.4, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 2276.4, "end": 2277.4, "text": " It's 7-1."}, {"start": 2277.4, "end": 2285.08, "text": " It's weird to wake up with the song stuff in your head that you haven't listened to."}, {"start": 2285.08, "end": 2286.08, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 2286.08, "end": 2288.08, "text": " Happens all the time to a guy like me"}, {"start": 2288.56, "end": 2290.56, "text": " Yeah, well"}, {"start": 2292.24, "end": 2296.36, "text": " You want something I probably have not heard for 20 years, but I get stuck in my head like once a month"}, {"start": 2296.7599999999998, "end": 2302.6, "text": " Get out of the way by I think it's by the vines. It's the vines or the hives"}, {"start": 2304.08, "end": 2307.04, "text": " Yeah, they're the same they occupy the same space in my head for sure"}, {"start": 2312.04, "end": 2314.36, "text": " You seem like the type of beast that had one be tons"}, {"start": 2317.04, "end": 2320.72, "text": " You seem like the type of beast that had hate to say I told you so on repeat"}, {"start": 2323.92, "end": 2329.04, "text": " You said told you so do what I want cuz I said what I do because I wanna"}, {"start": 2332.52, "end": 2336.44, "text": " Did what I don't cuz a pretty room because I got a"}, {"start": 2339.12, "end": 2341.12, "text": " One faded beat tunnels"}, {"start": 2342.12, "end": 2346.4, "text": " Lights was too bright for him. Okay, that was that was staircase difference, but fair enough"}, {"start": 2346.4, "end": 2348.4, "text": " He's heavily wounded at the bottom of B tunnels"}, {"start": 2351.7999999999997, "end": 2353.7999999999997, "text": " Freaky box"}, {"start": 2354.7999999999997, "end": 2356.7999999999997, "text": " I'm down cat"}, {"start": 2360.2, "end": 2363.3399999999997, "text": " Why it looks like you got killed by by an angel"}, {"start": 2371.12, "end": 2371.96, "text": " I knew it."}, {"start": 2373.96, "end": 2376.04, "text": " I said one, two, three, take the bomb and plant the bee"}, {"start": 2376.04, "end": 2378.48, "text": " because you look so fine and I'm really gonna smoke the line."}, {"start": 2378.48, "end": 2380.56, "text": " Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,"}, {"start": 2380.56, "end": 2382.2, "text": " I said you look so fine and I'm really gonna"}, {"start": 2382.2, "end": 2385.0, "text": " smoke the line, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum."}, {"start": 2387.08, "end": 2388.48, "text": " Dude, Minecraft parodies are dead."}, {"start": 2388.48, "end": 2390.8399999999997, "text": " We should use some Counter-Strike parodies."}, {"start": 2390.8399999999997, "end": 2391.68, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2394.3599999999997, "end": 2396.0, "text": " Oh, it hit them on the,"}, {"start": 2396.0, "end": 2398.68, "text": " I'll tell you, it hit them in the fucking eyebrow, man."}, {"start": 2398.68, "end": 2400.48, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, playtime, playtime."}, {"start": 2401.12, "end": 2423.08, "text": " I like that. She's an up down girl. She'll be living. Well, yeah, because up down. She"}, {"start": 2423.08, "end": 2431.12, "text": " be trading it for an a k a because it suits it better when she plays oh and"}, {"start": 2431.12, "end": 2443.24, "text": " she's gay oh just trying to give it a little broad appeal but you better not"}, {"start": 2443.24, "end": 2451.08, "text": " spray better not spray little more CS coated I panic there's two long doors"}, {"start": 2451.08, "end": 2456.08, "text": " I'm sorry, blue is chilling with an op, they're gonna get it."}, {"start": 2456.08, "end": 2457.08, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 2457.08, "end": 2458.08, "text": " Oh, tons."}, {"start": 2458.08, "end": 2467.08, "text": " Oh, come on, this fucking op-er, bro."}, {"start": 2467.08, "end": 2469.08, "text": " Shoot your shoulder, dead."}, {"start": 2469.08, "end": 2471.08, "text": " Op-er head."}, {"start": 2471.08, "end": 2478.08, "text": " Still remembering to sit when you pee."}, {"start": 2478.08, "end": 2482.08, "text": " when you pee. I actually got out of the habit. I appreciate the reminders. The accountability."}, {"start": 2486.16, "end": 2487.2, "text": " Now you do what you want, King."}, {"start": 2490.0, "end": 2490.7999999999997, "text": " That was awesome."}, {"start": 2500.7999999999997, "end": 2504.4, "text": " I think sitting makes more sense. Above all else, I consider myself like"}, {"start": 2504.4, "end": 2511.4, "text": " logical to a fault. Sitting does make more sense in all ways, except temporal. It takes"}, {"start": 2511.4, "end": 2515.4, "text": " very slightly longer. Oh shit."}, {"start": 2520.4, "end": 2521.4, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 2526.4, "end": 2530.4, "text": " I feel like when I sit down I want to like take"}, {"start": 2530.4, "end": 2532.4, "text": " Yeah, you can't take your phone out."}, {"start": 2532.4, "end": 2537.5, "text": " It feels like it if you sit down to pee and you take your phone out you're definitely like you're cooked"}, {"start": 2537.5, "end": 2540.28, "text": " Yeah, it's just like it's more of a commitment there"}, {"start": 2543.2000000000003, "end": 2545.2000000000003, "text": " You just look at the wall for like"}, {"start": 2547.36, "end": 2549.36, "text": " 11 seconds or something"}, {"start": 2549.84, "end": 2555.28, "text": " Yeah, I mean like nowadays we're gonna have like magazines in the bathroom. I mean you're peeing though. We're talking about peeing"}, {"start": 2555.6800000000003, "end": 2557.6800000000003, "text": " You bought me a"}, {"start": 2557.6800000000003, "end": 2559.6800000000003, "text": " Zeus"}, {"start": 2559.68, "end": 2568.56, "text": " One suicide smoking nothing"}, {"start": 2568.56, "end": 2582.2799999999997, "text": " You're not getting any of that, right?"}, {"start": 2582.2799999999997, "end": 2583.2799999999997, "text": " You didn't hear shit."}, {"start": 2583.2799999999997, "end": 2584.2799999999997, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 2584.2799999999997, "end": 2585.2799999999997, "text": " None of that."}, {"start": 2585.2799999999997, "end": 2586.2799999999997, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2586.5600000000004, "end": 2588.5600000000004, "text": " Well, it was fucking none of us"}, {"start": 2590.3, "end": 2593.9, "text": " Scout on cat damn my ears are good"}, {"start": 2601.4, "end": 2604.0800000000004, "text": " One is track one off a funeral by arcade fire"}, {"start": 2604.08, "end": 2623.88, "text": " That smoke is going, that smoke is on inverted time, that's tenant smoke."}, {"start": 2623.88, "end": 2626.92, "text": " That smoke was like going into the grenade, did you see that?"}, {"start": 2626.92, "end": 2629.44, "text": " No, I didn't."}, {"start": 2629.44, "end": 2632.64, "text": " One's a CT spawn, there's one in our CT spawn."}, {"start": 2632.64, "end": 2634.64, "text": " Ah, op decoy as well."}, {"start": 2636.64, "end": 2638.64, "text": " Where's op decoy?"}, {"start": 2638.64, "end": 2640.64, "text": " Op decoy's mid."}, {"start": 2642.64, "end": 2645.64, "text": " I just mean what did the words mean when they put the gun in the right place?"}, {"start": 2645.64, "end": 2648.64, "text": " Ah, he threw a decoy that wasn't op."}, {"start": 2648.64, "end": 2650.64, "text": " Oh, okay, I see."}, {"start": 2650.64, "end": 2652.64, "text": " He was playing op sounds."}, {"start": 2657.64, "end": 2659.64, "text": " I'm giving my swagger back."}, {"start": 2659.64, "end": 2660.64, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 2662.64, "end": 2666.0, "text": " Yeah, this school responsibility man by and bees mind be"}, {"start": 2667.44, "end": 2672.16, "text": " I what would we all throw all of our equipment on the ground and then just run in and whatever you get you fucking get"}, {"start": 2674.12, "end": 2676.12, "text": " That'd be fun"}, {"start": 2677.3599999999997, "end": 2680.98, "text": " All right, I guess you guys are doing a all right. I'll go cat I guess"}, {"start": 2685.64, "end": 2687.64, "text": " Every cat boy"}, {"start": 2688.56, "end": 2690.56, "text": " Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 2690.56, "end": 2692.56, "text": " I was like A long."}, {"start": 2692.56, "end": 2694.56, "text": " I would plus two."}, {"start": 2694.56, "end": 2696.56, "text": " One cat is low."}, {"start": 2696.56, "end": 2698.56, "text": " Oh, not cat. Sorry. That's long."}, {"start": 2698.56, "end": 2700.56, "text": " Not bad. Not bad at all."}, {"start": 2700.56, "end": 2702.56, "text": " Even liar, y'all."}, {"start": 2710.56, "end": 2714.56, "text": " Just due to the way the names lined up, I literally thought you turned into a terrorist."}, {"start": 2714.56, "end": 2718.56, "text": " The way you walked out of the door at the exact same time that the T walked out of the door."}, {"start": 2718.56, "end": 2723.44, "text": " Oh, it was like I was like damn Corey switched up his whole fucking look man"}, {"start": 2724.72, "end": 2726.72, "text": " He aced"}, {"start": 2729.12, "end": 2737.52, "text": " Corey's flow man, whenever I see like the red-headed terrorist. Yeah, I guess so Archie Andrews"}, {"start": 2741.7599999999998, "end": 2745.92, "text": " I hear your brother get me out here. I mean where we going looks like they're in a rush beat"}, {"start": 2745.92, "end": 2750.92, "text": " What are we doing here, boys?"}, {"start": 2750.92, "end": 2751.92, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 2751.92, "end": 2752.92, "text": " They rush B."}, {"start": 2752.92, "end": 2753.92, "text": " They rush B."}, {"start": 2753.92, "end": 2765.0, "text": " I throw a decoy down mid and they go, holy shit, they pooled their money about an op."}, {"start": 2765.0, "end": 2773.52, "text": " You should get decoy assist."}, {"start": 2773.52, "end": 2780.52, "text": " If someone gets a kill while a decoy is active, it should count as a decoy assist."}, {"start": 2780.52, "end": 2782.52, "text": " Oh, that's pretty quick."}, {"start": 2788.52, "end": 2789.52, "text": " One tunnels."}, {"start": 2789.52, "end": 2790.52, "text": " It's on, it's on."}, {"start": 2790.52, "end": 2792.52, "text": " That was a crazy shot."}, {"start": 2792.52, "end": 2793.52, "text": " It was a crazy shot."}, {"start": 2796.52, "end": 2797.52, "text": " I suck."}, {"start": 2797.52, "end": 2798.52, "text": " I suck."}, {"start": 2800.52, "end": 2801.52, "text": " Thanks for that."}, {"start": 2801.52, "end": 2802.52, "text": " We fucking got it."}, {"start": 2802.52, "end": 2805.52, "text": " Damn, I fired 126 shots that round."}, {"start": 2807.52, "end": 2808.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2808.52, "end": 2820.22, "text": " I did shoot my own guy in the back I did do that part the decoy is OP"}, {"start": 2820.22, "end": 2827.32, "text": " I think it's pretty good that's true when did I start saying I suck in rounds where I get two"}, {"start": 2827.32, "end": 2834.88, "text": " kills like right I'm recreating my friend Apollo from base principles I'll flash myself out long"}, {"start": 2834.88, "end": 2842.2400000000002, "text": " and uh get three kills and push up"}, {"start": 2842.2400000000002, "end": 2846.2400000000002, "text": " i'll die i'll die long doors with the galeel"}, {"start": 2846.2400000000002, "end": 2849.6, "text": " ooo"}, {"start": 2852.48, "end": 2855.6, "text": " one beat tons at least"}, {"start": 2855.6, "end": 2869.24, "text": " crazy plays from from our agreeing on that one insane plays 97 and 4 come on brother that"}, {"start": 2869.24, "end": 2877.36, "text": " sucks hate that we are broke huh you ain't broke if you got a little steel in your pocket"}, {"start": 2877.36, "end": 2885.6800000000003, "text": " No, I'm talking about it goes from Halle Berry to Halleluja."}, {"start": 2885.6800000000003, "end": 2887.92, "text": " You're a knife, I think."}, {"start": 2887.92, "end": 2891.6, "text": " A gun."}, {"start": 2891.6, "end": 2896.76, "text": " Everybody go and respect the shooter."}, {"start": 2896.76, "end": 2898.76, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 2898.76, "end": 2901.76, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 2901.76, "end": 2905.76, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2905.76, "end": 2906.76, "text": " my god"}, {"start": 2906.76, "end": 2908.76, "text": " i got a fucking body block bro"}, {"start": 2916.76, "end": 2919.76, "text": " this is why you don't buy ak's round 2 as t"}, {"start": 2920.76, "end": 2921.76, "text": " five ish"}, {"start": 2922.76, "end": 2925.76, "text": " everybody has fucking ak's on the other two"}, {"start": 2927.76, "end": 2928.76, "text": " give me his armor"}, {"start": 2929.76, "end": 2930.76, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 2935.76, "end": 2948.2000000000003, "text": " I feel like we might have a a B to mid like a tunnel tunnels to mid or alternatively a"}, {"start": 2948.2000000000003, "end": 2950.4, "text": " B angle or a cat angle."}, {"start": 2950.4, "end": 2953.6800000000003, "text": " They're a little aggro at long though."}, {"start": 2953.6800000000003, "end": 2954.6800000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2954.6800000000003, "end": 2955.6800000000003, "text": " It'll be."}, {"start": 2955.6800000000003, "end": 2956.6800000000003, "text": " Love that."}, {"start": 2957.68, "end": 2959.68, "text": " Love that"}, {"start": 2964.18, "end": 2966.18, "text": " It's probably a guy in tongues"}, {"start": 2967.3799999999997, "end": 2969.3799999999997, "text": " He says he thinks only one cross"}, {"start": 2972.08, "end": 2974.08, "text": " I'm going be"}, {"start": 2977.44, "end": 2980.7999999999997, "text": " We own these streets we can be tons"}, {"start": 2983.08, "end": 2985.08, "text": " Great call out court. I had no idea"}, {"start": 2986.68, "end": 2988.68, "text": " You go frag"}, {"start": 2992.68, "end": 2994.68, "text": " You go frag"}, {"start": 2996.8799999999997, "end": 2998.8799999999997, "text": " Window"}, {"start": 3002.2, "end": 3008.16, "text": " That's one unknown like that weird-ass Pokemon he's coming mid"}, {"start": 3009.3599999999997, "end": 3011.8799999999997, "text": " With an op I'm standing slightly off-center"}, {"start": 3011.88, "end": 3017.88, "text": " He mullied window? That's an odd choice."}, {"start": 3017.88, "end": 3022.88, "text": " I guess he's running."}, {"start": 3022.88, "end": 3028.88, "text": " Can you just say get this bomb and dig him down?"}, {"start": 3028.88, "end": 3030.88, "text": " Joker."}, {"start": 3030.88, "end": 3038.88, "text": " Some shit you see in Joker."}, {"start": 3038.88, "end": 3040.88, "text": " Uh, woo!"}, {"start": 3044.6800000000003, "end": 3046.6800000000003, "text": " Can we forget about the thing-"}, {"start": 3046.6800000000003, "end": 3051.6800000000003, "text": " Cory, you seem like your number one song in 2003 was, uh, House of Jealous Lovers by the Rapture."}, {"start": 3052.88, "end": 3054.1800000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3054.6800000000003, "end": 3059.6800000000003, "text": " I bet my, uh, my good friends, girlfriend, they would song with that one."}, {"start": 3059.6800000000003, "end": 3060.6800000000003, "text": " Good song."}, {"start": 3061.98, "end": 3062.98, "text": " Pretty good song."}, {"start": 3063.98, "end": 3065.08, "text": " Hell of a bass line."}, {"start": 3065.08, "end": 3067.08, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3079.16, "end": 3081.16, "text": " God that would have been sweet"}, {"start": 3082.48, "end": 3087.72, "text": " Mid-dors be careful. Okay, I didn't expect me to push up the tunnels be careful on tunnels. He's coming from lower tunnels"}, {"start": 3087.7200000000003, "end": 3105.7200000000003, "text": " Ports B. Negative. He killed me rushing from B two tunnels. He's been no scope now though."}, {"start": 3105.7200000000003, "end": 3111.7200000000003, "text": " Everyone, one still alive down there."}, {"start": 3115.7200000000003, "end": 3119.7200000000003, "text": " It's lag. Good patience."}, {"start": 3123.7200000000003, "end": 3129.7200000000003, "text": " My king's... BAM BAM BAM!"}, {"start": 3130.7200000000003, "end": 3133.7200000000003, "text": " We run this time, man. That's crazy."}, {"start": 3133.7200000000003, "end": 3137.0200000000004, "text": " It's kind of it's kind of a stupid game."}, {"start": 3137.0200000000004, "end": 3139.0200000000004, "text": " That's four points off that one."}, {"start": 3142.7200000000003, "end": 3144.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, because you're on a."}, {"start": 3144.7200000000003, "end": 3146.5200000000004, "text": " I hate that."}, {"start": 3146.5200000000004, "end": 3148.7200000000003, "text": " Hardest four points I've ever gotten in my life, man."}, {"start": 3148.7200000000003, "end": 3149.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3157.32, "end": 3160.1200000000003, "text": " Yeah, Corey, you seem like the type of guy that thinks"}, {"start": 3160.1200000000003, "end": 3162.42, "text": " turn off the bright lights is definitely better,"}, {"start": 3162.42, "end": 3169.42, "text": " by your fucking with slow hands regardless"}, {"start": 3169.7400000000002, "end": 3173.1800000000003, "text": " a lot of slow hands"}, {"start": 3173.1800000000003, "end": 3175.32, "text": " interpol"}, {"start": 3175.32, "end": 3177.42, "text": " uh... i was not an interpol guy"}, {"start": 3177.42, "end": 3180.2200000000003, "text": " that uh... battle like genre like that"}, {"start": 3180.2200000000003, "end": 3183.34, "text": " i don't know what i don't we refer to that as"}, {"start": 3183.34, "end": 3184.7400000000002, "text": " good music"}, {"start": 3184.7400000000002, "end": 3186.86, "text": " garage indy i don't know"}, {"start": 3186.86, "end": 3191.3, "text": " post stroke post uh... some post something"}, {"start": 3191.3, "end": 3193.6200000000003, "text": " i wasn't i wasn't into"}, {"start": 3193.6200000000003, "end": 3196.78, "text": " a lot of that"}, {"start": 3196.78, "end": 3201.0600000000004, "text": " i couldn't i couldn't get over like that"}, {"start": 3201.0600000000004, "end": 3205.38, "text": " i love it"}, {"start": 3205.38, "end": 3209.3, "text": " singing through a mega phone"}, {"start": 3209.3, "end": 3212.26, "text": " didn't sound that much like interpol to me"}, {"start": 3212.26, "end": 3215.94, "text": " some more like some more like uh..."}, {"start": 3215.94, "end": 3220.14, "text": " I don't know, it's kind of more like track one off of the clap your hands saying self-title to be honest"}, {"start": 3220.14, "end": 3221.14, "text": " Yeah, it's like"}, {"start": 3226.14, "end": 3227.64, "text": " It is the strokes, yes"}, {"start": 3227.64, "end": 3229.54, "text": " Oh, that's the strokes"}, {"start": 3229.54, "end": 3237.04, "text": " But like, the strokes and like, I think the closest I got was like, the international noise conspiracy"}, {"start": 3245.94, "end": 3252.58, "text": " Sorry, did you ask me a question?"}, {"start": 3252.58, "end": 3253.58, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 3253.58, "end": 3257.02, "text": " Oh, then no problem."}, {"start": 3257.02, "end": 3269.78, "text": " Ask me no questions, tell you no lies, brother."}, {"start": 3269.78, "end": 3271.66, "text": " Favorite song by Till Tuesday?"}, {"start": 3271.66, "end": 3274.38, "text": " I don't know Till Tuesday."}, {"start": 3274.38, "end": 3285.1600000000003, "text": " man's band from the 80s? I'd probably say voices carry personally. You know, hush hush,"}, {"start": 3285.1600000000003, "end": 3295.6, "text": " keep it down now, voices carry. Is that what she says? I always thought it was like, it's"}, {"start": 3295.6, "end": 3300.2, "text": " It's so scary. Yeah, a lot of people think she says, it's so scary."}, {"start": 3301.7999999999997, "end": 3305.36, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah. Voices carry. Yeah."}, {"start": 3309.56, "end": 3310.56, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 3313.44, "end": 3315.6, "text": " Do you think the guy to like read the lyrics?"}, {"start": 3317.04, "end": 3322.0, "text": " When they are said in the song, the words appear as images in my mind."}, {"start": 3322.0, "end": 3326.0, "text": " The image of the text appears in my mind."}, {"start": 3326.0, "end": 3328.0, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 3328.0, "end": 3332.0, "text": " In that way, I cannot help but read them because the image is presented to me."}, {"start": 3332.0, "end": 3334.0, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 3338.0, "end": 3347.0, "text": " I feel like I have like, I mean, often times it's basically impossible to understand in my head what they're saying."}, {"start": 3347.0, "end": 3348.0, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 3348.0, "end": 3349.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3349.0, "end": 3357.1, "text": " I'm still trying to tease together that sound that Britney Spears does at the start of hit"}, {"start": 3357.1, "end": 3358.9, "text": " me baby one more time."}, {"start": 3358.9, "end": 3364.74, "text": " You know the downer."}, {"start": 3364.74, "end": 3365.74, "text": " Still trying to."}, {"start": 3365.74, "end": 3369.5, "text": " I think she might say like 40 words in .025 seconds."}, {"start": 3369.5, "end": 3371.5, "text": " Did she say words?"}, {"start": 3371.5, "end": 3375.38, "text": " I thought she was just moaning."}, {"start": 3375.38, "end": 3376.38, "text": " A lot of people would."}, {"start": 3376.38, "end": 3378.38, "text": " She's a very complicated person."}, {"start": 3380.86, "end": 3382.86, "text": " Yeah, back then it was real complicated."}, {"start": 3385.98, "end": 3387.98, "text": " It was actually Avril Lavigne."}, {"start": 3388.3, "end": 3390.3, "text": " Original Avril, OG Avril."}, {"start": 3390.86, "end": 3393.5, "text": " Oh, you mean not the replacement, not the body double?"}, {"start": 3393.7400000000002, "end": 3396.38, "text": " Now it's Avril, Avril the trench."}, {"start": 3398.54, "end": 3400.54, "text": " Oh, oh instead of Ravine?"}, {"start": 3400.54, "end": 3401.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3401.82, "end": 3403.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3403.34, "end": 3407.7400000000002, "text": " It's just Avril, I'm gonna date every Canadian male singer that's ever existed"}, {"start": 3410.5, "end": 3415.1600000000003, "text": " She hasn't dated the Bruce Colburn yet to the rest of my knowledge"}, {"start": 3418.2200000000003, "end": 3421.1800000000003, "text": " Still time she absolutely can't I just funny"}, {"start": 3421.94, "end": 3424.1800000000003, "text": " There's a big problematic age gap"}, {"start": 3425.42, "end": 3429.46, "text": " Elder abuse. Oh, yeah. Yeah elder abuse. I think Bruce Colburn is like"}, {"start": 3429.46, "end": 3438.54, "text": " He's like 82 years old maybe even older if I know anything about rock stars. I don't think you'll have any"}, {"start": 3446.06, "end": 3448.06, "text": " That's true she never dated Glenn Gould"}, {"start": 3449.46, "end": 3451.46, "text": " She's working her way"}, {"start": 3451.78, "end": 3453.2200000000003, "text": " Get there"}, {"start": 3453.2200000000003, "end": 3458.1, "text": " You gotta marry him for like three years on average or something then I don't care for his music"}, {"start": 3458.1, "end": 3460.14, "text": " but he's got a hell of a penis."}, {"start": 3462.58, "end": 3466.88, "text": " I did today's steam avatar and nickname"}, {"start": 3466.88, "end": 3468.54, "text": " was almost going to be Vern Edkvist,"}, {"start": 3468.54, "end": 3470.02, "text": " Glenn Gould's piano tuner,"}, {"start": 3470.02, "end": 3471.98, "text": " but I thought as a little esoteric."}, {"start": 3476.18, "end": 3477.46, "text": " Orson Welles' steak up."}, {"start": 3477.46, "end": 3479.2999999999997, "text": " I mean, Orson Welles is one of the most famous"}, {"start": 3479.2999999999997, "end": 3480.52, "text": " filmmakers of all time."}, {"start": 3483.9, "end": 3486.2599999999998, "text": " Vern Edkvist is a piano tuner from North Battle"}, {"start": 3486.2599999999998, "end": 3487.3399999999997, "text": " for its Saskatchewan."}, {"start": 3488.1, "end": 3495.42, "text": " Not to be pulling a McLovin and saying Muhammad is the most common name in the world read"}, {"start": 3495.42, "end": 3497.3399999999997, "text": " a book sometime but still."}, {"start": 3497.3399999999997, "end": 3507.66, "text": " We gotta take Wikipedia away from this guy."}, {"start": 3507.66, "end": 3510.46, "text": " Well I'm getting most of this shit from Letterbox but I guess they're getting it from Wikipedia."}, {"start": 3510.46, "end": 3512.46, "text": " I'm not even gonna think about it."}, {"start": 3518.46, "end": 3519.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3519.46, "end": 3521.46, "text": " Swads is walking like he's on controller."}, {"start": 3527.46, "end": 3529.46, "text": " Came ready to party."}, {"start": 3529.46, "end": 3531.46, "text": " On stairs."}, {"start": 3532.46, "end": 3534.46, "text": " Perhaps he's been faded."}, {"start": 3536.46, "end": 3538.46, "text": " Sounds like a couple connector."}, {"start": 3538.46, "end": 3553.46, "text": " 35 and 2 or 6 to 4. One of the best places to stand is a place they never expected, like"}, {"start": 3553.46, "end": 3558.14, "text": " right out in the open on top of an obstacle. Sometimes you're right."}, {"start": 3558.14, "end": 3563.7400000000002, "text": " Corey, I figured out how to play Mirage by the way, T-side. We just need one person who"}, {"start": 3563.7400000000002, "end": 3567.7, "text": " knows how to throw a smoke in window and then we don't have to just funnel ourselves either"}, {"start": 3567.7000000000003, "end": 3572.1600000000003, "text": " into apartments or into like the tunnel at A and get granaded to death."}, {"start": 3572.1600000000003, "end": 3574.7000000000003, "text": " I unfortunately do not know how to throw a smoke in this file."}, {"start": 3574.7000000000003, "end": 3576.1000000000004, "text": " I learned and then forgot."}, {"start": 3576.1000000000004, "end": 3581.1000000000004, "text": " I will risk my life to run out and throw a smoke into the window while peaking."}, {"start": 3581.1000000000004, "end": 3584.7000000000003, "text": " Look at that, now we've bloomed in the fucking window."}, {"start": 3584.7000000000003, "end": 3585.7000000000003, "text": " Cat."}, {"start": 3585.7000000000003, "end": 3586.7000000000003, "text": " Cat."}, {"start": 3586.7000000000003, "end": 3587.7000000000003, "text": " Cat."}, {"start": 3587.7000000000003, "end": 3588.7000000000003, "text": " Cat."}, {"start": 3588.7000000000003, "end": 3589.7000000000003, "text": " Can we're up B?"}, {"start": 3589.7000000000003, "end": 3590.7000000000003, "text": " Cat."}, {"start": 3590.7000000000003, "end": 3591.7000000000003, "text": " We're cat, bro."}, {"start": 3591.7000000000003, "end": 3592.7000000000003, "text": " We're cat."}, {"start": 3592.7000000000003, "end": 3602.0600000000004, "text": " that's my bad on the shot to be honest"}, {"start": 3602.0600000000004, "end": 3606.5400000000004, "text": " oh shit one left dude the smoke is crazy"}, {"start": 3606.5400000000004, "end": 3611.34, "text": " can somebody place in text the exact smoke lineup and I'll hit it every time"}, {"start": 3611.34, "end": 3615.38, "text": " mark it"}, {"start": 3615.38, "end": 3619.26, "text": " oh shit he's man in the cache"}, {"start": 3619.26, "end": 3621.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3626.0200000000004, "end": 3628.0200000000004, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 3628.98, "end": 3633.78, "text": " Hard to explain without a video yeah, well people were teaching people shit for years like before"}, {"start": 3633.78, "end": 3639.86, "text": " I know I know you like an existed so like I think they can figure it out to use right to do with this to do with this carpet I"}, {"start": 3641.86, "end": 3645.0200000000004, "text": " Mean we let people go into medical school before cameras existed"}, {"start": 3645.02, "end": 3649.66, "text": " So I think they can write in text if we can write in text how to do like a heart transplant"}, {"start": 3649.66, "end": 3652.34, "text": " We can we can write in text how to line up the smoke"}, {"start": 3659.1, "end": 3663.12, "text": " Mortality rate was insanely high still is broke hundred percent last time I checked"}, {"start": 3665.02, "end": 3669.44, "text": " Malt my smoke missed like horribly by the way, but you know what we recreated"}, {"start": 3672.18, "end": 3674.18, "text": " We recreated in fucking aggregate"}, {"start": 3675.02, "end": 3679.86, "text": " It's called Billy Bean for a reason bitch. So I'm getting a little too aggro here. One connector"}, {"start": 3685.22, "end": 3687.22, "text": " He got me"}, {"start": 3689.3, "end": 3691.3, "text": " Nice kill nice kill"}, {"start": 3694.94, "end": 3698.1, "text": " First heart transplant was in a 6-7 by the way, damn"}, {"start": 3701.34, "end": 3703.34, "text": " And that was Ben Shapiro that did that right?"}, {"start": 3705.02, "end": 3721.06, "text": " I remember correctly. Yep. BC or AD. W grenade, Cory. Do you think the average"}, {"start": 3721.06, "end": 3725.54, "text": " person would, if I said that the pyramids were built in the year 1000, do you think"}, {"start": 3725.54, "end": 3727.2599999999998, "text": " They would think it's BC or AD."}, {"start": 3729.94, "end": 3730.58, "text": " Uh, AD."}, {"start": 3732.74, "end": 3733.9, "text": " It's a sick world we live in."}, {"start": 3735.46, "end": 3738.94, "text": " I think if you say it, uh, like a year like that, people are going to think AD"}, {"start": 3738.94, "end": 3739.38, "text": " instantly."}, {"start": 3741.02, "end": 3742.54, "text": " It's a sick world we live in, man."}, {"start": 3744.42, "end": 3745.7, "text": " But they'd be stupid."}, {"start": 3750.1, "end": 3752.18, "text": " I actually have no idea what the pyramids were built by the way."}, {"start": 3753.3, "end": 3754.34, "text": " No one does, man."}, {"start": 3754.34, "end": 3758.26, "text": " I've been off top mid. Don't worry. It's just a beagle."}, {"start": 3760.34, "end": 3767.94, "text": " You know what? I'm going to go Google image search mirage window smoke cs2"}, {"start": 3769.46, "end": 3774.82, "text": " easiest mirage window smoke five months ago 12 seconds. Oh, jeez. What is this?"}, {"start": 3774.82, "end": 3777.78, "text": " It's got massive massive attack in the background."}, {"start": 3777.78, "end": 3788.5800000000004, "text": " Okay, I'm watching this on 3000 different loops. Okay. I scrolled down. By the way, Kate, I don't"}, {"start": 3788.5800000000004, "end": 3793.1400000000003, "text": " know if you're watching. I scrolled down and your video is the second one."}, {"start": 3797.1400000000003, "end": 3805.3, "text": " Okay, you go to the corner, aim at the second. Oh, the second embroidery and jump throw. I get it."}, {"start": 3805.3, "end": 3816.46, "text": " Go to the corner, second embroidery, jump, throw, okay, I can do this, I can do, and"}, {"start": 3816.46, "end": 3820.42, "text": " now I want to listen to, I want to listen to Teardrop by Mass Effect stat, okay, watch"}, {"start": 3820.42, "end": 3823.2200000000003, "text": " this Corey, ready for this shit?"}, {"start": 3823.2200000000003, "end": 3824.2200000000003, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 3824.2200000000003, "end": 3828.6600000000003, "text": " I'm excited to see."}, {"start": 3828.6600000000003, "end": 3831.6200000000003, "text": " Teardrop brings the fire, please."}, {"start": 3831.6200000000003, "end": 3835.0600000000004, "text": " Oh damn, you guys are jerking off together."}, {"start": 3835.06, "end": 3841.06, "text": " Yeah, you line it up like this shit, zoom in on this motherfucker, jump throw, and then we wait for it to bloom."}, {"start": 3847.06, "end": 3849.06, "text": " Unfortunately, Big Lez is dead."}, {"start": 3850.06, "end": 3852.06, "text": " Holy fucking fucking worked."}, {"start": 3853.06, "end": 3854.06, "text": " Didn't there's an op in there too."}, {"start": 3856.06, "end": 3858.06, "text": " Don't grenade it when we're walking past, brother!"}, {"start": 3858.06, "end": 3861.06, "text": " Well, he would have exploded if he was looking. Right?"}, {"start": 3865.06, "end": 3871.56, "text": " Oh, I fucking knew he was going to be there too."}, {"start": 3871.56, "end": 3872.56, "text": " How does that miss?"}, {"start": 3872.56, "end": 3873.56, "text": " Justin, you're in chat."}, {"start": 3873.56, "end": 3874.56, "text": " How does that miss?"}, {"start": 3874.56, "end": 3879.56, "text": " 99 and 4!"}, {"start": 3879.56, "end": 3887.96, "text": " Okay, I'll smoke it every fucking route."}, {"start": 3887.96, "end": 3893.0, "text": " Now that I'm fucking swagged up with the smoke, now I can be a team player."}, {"start": 3893.0, "end": 3897.48, "text": " we waver at the boom but we don't have we don't have to go there right yeah you"}, {"start": 3897.48, "end": 3901.24, "text": " you learn that then you learn the connector one how about I've done my"}, {"start": 3901.24, "end": 3904.28, "text": " part somebody else goes to YouTube shorts for the next part I've already done"}, {"start": 3904.28, "end": 3907.32, "text": " my schoolwork for today"}, {"start": 3911.16, "end": 3916.48, "text": " I got no guarantee that I'll remember it I gotta do it like a hundred times all"}, {"start": 3916.48, "end": 3921.92, "text": " right our teammate is throwing smoke you guys will be on us but you know it's the"}, {"start": 3921.92, "end": 3930.6800000000003, "text": " thought that counts. We out here?"}, {"start": 3934.52, "end": 3944.48, "text": " That came from jungle. What the fuck? Outside the streets on fire with a real"}, {"start": 3944.48, "end": 3955.7, "text": " death waltz between what's flesh and what's fantasy oh see the jungle oh it's"}, {"start": 3955.7, "end": 3968.34, "text": " out here all right nothing at all they just stand back in letter I wish I could"}, {"start": 3968.34, "end": 3971.82, "text": " see on the replay how my smoke did though"}, {"start": 3974.48, "end": 3976.48, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3981.48, "end": 3985.8, "text": " Oh, oh Kiki Kiki bought a bottom up"}, {"start": 3987.0, "end": 3992.44, "text": " It's literally the best guy in the game one-shot kills, bro. It is it is the best gun on the game for sure"}, {"start": 3993.72, "end": 3996.04, "text": " Morningwood bought nothing. He bought a scout"}, {"start": 3996.04, "end": 4007.4, "text": " scouting means either your teammate is God or like a complete idiot so let's see how this goes"}, {"start": 4007.4, "end": 4017.36, "text": " off is booba not kiki by the way just something about because when he shoots it goes boom boom"}, {"start": 4017.36, "end": 4022.36, "text": " One looking long connector"}, {"start": 4025.28, "end": 4027.6, "text": " Looking long looking"}, {"start": 4030.6800000000003, "end": 4032.6800000000003, "text": " Looking cat connectors"}, {"start": 4041.6400000000003, "end": 4043.6400000000003, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 4043.64, "end": 4048.56, "text": " Hop is blocked wait do all grenades have the same weight"}, {"start": 4049.96, "end": 4056.92, "text": " No, what I was about to say was insanely stupid. I was about to say why don't I just stand and spawn and just throw frag grenades"}, {"start": 4063.4, "end": 4070.56, "text": " Would be awesome if it worked man. Yeah, if only they weren't on a timer. I'll just Molly. I'll just Molly the window from here"}, {"start": 4073.64, "end": 4079.08, "text": " I'm holding a mystical sphere. Wait, I fucking am holding a mystical sphere."}, {"start": 4079.64, "end": 4085.8799999999997, "text": " It's direct from the hospital. Is that what Keenan, are you here? Does he say it's direct from the hospital?"}, {"start": 4087.08, "end": 4088.68, "text": " It sounds like he says hospital."}, {"start": 4096.2, "end": 4100.68, "text": " Direct from La Casa. It's direct from the La Casa."}, {"start": 4103.64, "end": 4113.64, "text": " No, man, I think the song might be about Shungite."}, {"start": 4113.64, "end": 4114.64, "text": " Shungite?"}, {"start": 4114.64, "end": 4115.64, "text": " No, isn't he in prison?"}, {"start": 4115.64, "end": 4116.64, "text": " What are we doing here, guys?"}, {"start": 4116.64, "end": 4117.64, "text": " We can't just dance around."}, {"start": 4117.64, "end": 4118.64, "text": " I'm, I'm busy burning to death in heaven."}, {"start": 4118.64, "end": 4119.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4119.64, "end": 4120.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4120.64, "end": 4121.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4121.64, "end": 4122.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4122.64, "end": 4123.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4123.64, "end": 4124.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4124.64, "end": 4125.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4125.64, "end": 4126.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4126.64, "end": 4127.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4127.64, "end": 4128.64, "text": " just dance around."}, {"start": 4128.64, "end": 4135.08, "text": " I'm, I'm busy burning to death in heaven."}, {"start": 4135.08, "end": 4141.400000000001, "text": " Hated one, faded one jungle."}, {"start": 4141.400000000001, "end": 4144.12, "text": " Once mid site left."}, {"start": 4144.12, "end": 4145.56, "text": " His team's doing nothing man."}, {"start": 4145.56, "end": 4146.8, "text": " What, Corey's doing great!"}, {"start": 4146.8, "end": 4148.8, "text": " Corey's top fragging."}, {"start": 4148.8, "end": 4156.320000000001, "text": " No, this is a better mirage than normal."}, {"start": 4156.32, "end": 4161.84, "text": " The only thing is we need to do something now that I know the smoke man."}, {"start": 4161.84, "end": 4164.5199999999995, "text": " Yeah we did smoke mid and then win."}, {"start": 4164.5199999999995, "end": 4169.36, "text": " Which I think is fine maybe as long as you smoke mid every time then it's kind of like"}, {"start": 4169.36, "end": 4172.2, "text": " a it's a fake smoke."}, {"start": 4172.2, "end": 4174.5199999999995, "text": " Or do we go or maybe we fucking walk off?"}, {"start": 4174.5199999999995, "end": 4177.24, "text": " Rushing, he said rushing through apps."}, {"start": 4177.24, "end": 4182.44, "text": " Well that's just suicidal I don't think we should do that."}, {"start": 4182.4400000000005, "end": 4189.4400000000005, "text": " i think i think we should slow play picks to be honest but"}, {"start": 4190.080000000001, "end": 4193.580000000001, "text": " see if that works"}, {"start": 4193.580000000001, "end": 4197.580000000001, "text": " well we can't slow play picks because half our team doesn't have guns"}, {"start": 4197.580000000001, "end": 4204.580000000001, "text": " well we just wait for them to die"}, {"start": 4204.58, "end": 4206.58, "text": " Also no one on this team knows that like..."}, {"start": 4206.58, "end": 4208.58, "text": " This is shit, guys."}, {"start": 4217.58, "end": 4218.58, "text": " I kink."}, {"start": 4218.58, "end": 4219.58, "text": " Up down?"}, {"start": 4219.58, "end": 4221.58, "text": " Yo, no shit."}, {"start": 4223.58, "end": 4224.58, "text": " Stab track."}, {"start": 4225.58, "end": 4226.58, "text": " Full set."}, {"start": 4231.58, "end": 4233.58, "text": " Damn, we run these streets?"}, {"start": 4234.58, "end": 4241.58, "text": " Crazy grenade for me. Absolutely insane grenade for me."}, {"start": 4241.58, "end": 4245.58, "text": " The cat. Did he kill him?"}, {"start": 4245.58, "end": 4250.58, "text": " You're literally a king. That was a crazy play."}, {"start": 4250.58, "end": 4257.58, "text": " I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do."}, {"start": 4257.58, "end": 4267.34, "text": " You should get one kill per round for throwing the smoke that blocks the window."}, {"start": 4267.34, "end": 4268.86, "text": " It's the most selfless thing you can do."}, {"start": 4268.86, "end": 4271.86, "text": " He said, let's do that again."}, {"start": 4271.86, "end": 4278.66, "text": " That's what we said in an awesome voice."}, {"start": 4278.66, "end": 4283.66, "text": " That wasn't an awesome voice or was it maybe just isn't his natural accent"}, {"start": 4284.18, "end": 4287.44, "text": " Let's do that again. All right. That is an awesome voice"}, {"start": 4289.18, "end": 4291.18, "text": " You were you were telling no lies"}, {"start": 4292.74, "end": 4294.74, "text": " They've all gone lower"}, {"start": 4298.54, "end": 4303.139999999999, "text": " They're gonna walk through here, I'm gonna op them they can't resist"}, {"start": 4308.66, "end": 4310.66, "text": " That dude was cat"}, {"start": 4312.82, "end": 4317.42, "text": " They've killed one cat that I think they've cleared a for us Cory, but then we should go back go lower to a"}, {"start": 4317.94, "end": 4319.94, "text": " One's going cat right now"}, {"start": 4320.58, "end": 4322.58, "text": " Careful of your your back. I"}, {"start": 4323.22, "end": 4325.22, "text": " Can just play on B right now"}, {"start": 4327.139999999999, "end": 4329.139999999999, "text": " That's fun you got the bomb"}, {"start": 4338.66, "end": 4344.66, "text": " He's top mid. Oh, cat, cat, cat."}, {"start": 4344.66, "end": 4350.66, "text": " Great flash."}, {"start": 4350.66, "end": 4356.66, "text": " He's cooked. Don't even sweat it."}, {"start": 4356.66, "end": 4362.66, "text": " That was probably saving."}, {"start": 4362.66, "end": 4367.66, "text": " No, he's on site."}, {"start": 4367.66, "end": 4369.66, "text": " He's on site."}, {"start": 4369.66, "end": 4372.66, "text": " I heard him."}, {"start": 4372.66, "end": 4374.66, "text": " Are you sure there were CVS shoes?"}, {"start": 4374.66, "end": 4376.66, "text": " Not even T shoes."}, {"start": 4376.66, "end": 4379.66, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 4379.66, "end": 4382.66, "text": " W cord."}, {"start": 4382.66, "end": 4385.66, "text": " I thought I heard him on site."}, {"start": 4385.66, "end": 4387.66, "text": " Maybe that was you guys. Maybe you guys had loud feet."}, {"start": 4387.66, "end": 4391.66, "text": " I mean, we were running around for sure."}, {"start": 4391.66, "end": 4395.66, "text": " Dude, stat track frag grenade."}, {"start": 4395.66, "end": 4397.66, "text": " where are the we're made"}, {"start": 4399.66, "end": 4403.0199999999995, "text": " They're calling me Andre Iguodala. Is that good? Is that a good thing?"}, {"start": 4413.26, "end": 4415.26, "text": " Yes, man, it means your clutch"}, {"start": 4419.42, "end": 4421.42, "text": " Means I'm swag"}, {"start": 4425.66, "end": 4432.62, "text": " glad to hear that I was asking a question oh yeah they're doing my crazy"}, {"start": 4432.62, "end": 4437.78, "text": " never been better man if you're a second one down can one one's running cat"}, {"start": 4437.78, "end": 4448.46, "text": " one's running cat oh I'll car and be okay"}, {"start": 4448.46, "end": 4450.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4452.86, "end": 4454.86, "text": " Motherfucker, you got a knife bro"}, {"start": 4464.62, "end": 4467.3, "text": " You got a knife a millimeter away from me"}, {"start": 4471.18, "end": 4473.18, "text": " That's big money for them"}, {"start": 4473.18, "end": 4479.42, "text": " money is this last round last round"}, {"start": 4479.42, "end": 4486.740000000001, "text": " I'm the money horribly really I'm fucking loaded you need to buy"}, {"start": 4486.740000000001, "end": 4491.34, "text": " what the fuck you late"}, {"start": 4491.34, "end": 4494.820000000001, "text": " all right what's up just take one of these brother"}, {"start": 4494.820000000001, "end": 4502.3, "text": " they're gonna be pretty pissed my smoke hasn't blew dead I guess but"}, {"start": 4502.3, "end": 4518.38, "text": " maybe you try going heaven yeah love it I'll love it been drinking it for years"}, {"start": 4518.38, "end": 4520.38, "text": " Sorry brother"}, {"start": 4524.14, "end": 4526.14, "text": " I'm Ali Carl"}, {"start": 4527.9800000000005, "end": 4529.9800000000005, "text": " Jungle"}, {"start": 4532.46, "end": 4534.46, "text": " Yep"}, {"start": 4538.46, "end": 4543.46, "text": " I didn't plant bro, don't shoot me. I want to be"}, {"start": 4548.38, "end": 4550.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4552.32, "end": 4554.32, "text": " Yelch I"}, {"start": 4556.22, "end": 4560.5, "text": " Really had him God God is my witness. I thought I had it. Okay"}, {"start": 4567.18, "end": 4569.18, "text": " No"}, {"start": 4569.18, "end": 4588.9400000000005, "text": " I'm more of a CT-sided player anyway, personally."}, {"start": 4588.9400000000005, "end": 4592.02, "text": " Yeah definitely on this map in particular."}, {"start": 4592.02, "end": 4596.06, "text": " You want to smoke connector, hug the trash can near where you throw the window one and"}, {"start": 4596.06, "end": 4602.02, "text": " jump it throw aiming at this jump throw aiming at this part of the rug damn I"}, {"start": 4602.02, "end": 4608.18, "text": " can do that I've been doing it too I can do that it's faster if two people do"}, {"start": 4608.18, "end": 4614.02, "text": " it but it's better if one person does it or not that are you Justin I can do it"}, {"start": 4614.02, "end": 4617.42, "text": " I can do it you need someone else to throw you the smoke unfortunately yeah"}, {"start": 4617.42, "end": 4625.34, "text": " yeah yeah oh there's one guy cat he's capped with the bomb cat with the bodies"}, {"start": 4625.34, "end": 4632.34, "text": " He's bored with the cat and he's in the catboard."}, {"start": 4632.34, "end": 4634.34, "text": " There's my good friend Corey, he's going to get it."}, {"start": 4634.34, "end": 4639.34, "text": " There has to be."}, {"start": 4639.34, "end": 4643.34, "text": " What the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 4643.34, "end": 4645.34, "text": " You got up there when you're real quick, man."}, {"start": 4645.34, "end": 4646.34, "text": " You know what I'm going to do?"}, {"start": 4646.34, "end": 4653.34, "text": " I'm going to stand mid, like a boss, and block the smoke."}, {"start": 4653.34, "end": 4657.34, "text": " or shoot it out of the air so it smokes off their offing spot"}, {"start": 4657.34, "end": 4659.66, "text": " and can you even do that?"}, {"start": 4659.66, "end": 4662.18, "text": " Is that allowed?"}, {"start": 4662.18, "end": 4666.3, "text": " It's like some shit you see in an Indian movie."}, {"start": 4666.3, "end": 4670.3, "text": " Shoot the grenade out of the air so it falls back on the person who threw it."}, {"start": 4670.3, "end": 4674.900000000001, "text": " It's slow motion, they threw it off a horse and then they slide the horse under a truck."}, {"start": 4674.900000000001, "end": 4677.22, "text": " Blocked."}, {"start": 4677.22, "end": 4682.06, "text": " I semi-blocked the smoke."}, {"start": 4682.06, "end": 4689.06, "text": " the smoke connector real good"}, {"start": 4693.06, "end": 4697.42, "text": " they're watching me again i think"}, {"start": 4697.42, "end": 4700.780000000001, "text": " always in the window in the little window above your own come on come on"}, {"start": 4700.780000000001, "end": 4704.72, "text": " take a step"}, {"start": 4704.72, "end": 4705.740000000001, "text": " take a step on me"}, {"start": 4705.740000000001, "end": 4707.5, "text": " OOOOOOOH"}, {"start": 4707.5, "end": 4709.34, "text": " SWAAAGGG"}, {"start": 4709.34, "end": 4710.38, "text": " i do want to get one"}, {"start": 4710.38, "end": 4711.660000000001, "text": " one up done"}, {"start": 4711.66, "end": 4714.66, "text": " I can't get out. I'm gonna die here."}, {"start": 4719.66, "end": 4722.66, "text": " I don't have no idea where they are or where our teammate is."}, {"start": 4723.66, "end": 4726.66, "text": " Team mates holding doolies on cat, confirmed."}, {"start": 4741.66, "end": 4748.66, "text": " I think he wanted them to die."}, {"start": 4748.66, "end": 4762.0599999999995, "text": " No, that was a really good try."}, {"start": 4762.0599999999995, "end": 4763.46, "text": " All things considered, man."}, {"start": 4763.46, "end": 4765.5, "text": " Like that was pretty crazy."}, {"start": 4765.5, "end": 4769.38, "text": " He was a little cracked out."}, {"start": 4769.38, "end": 4770.38, "text": " Now we have a gun."}, {"start": 4773.12, "end": 4774.78, "text": " Oh, stone pipe in my chat."}, {"start": 4774.78, "end": 4775.56, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 4775.56, "end": 4777.52, "text": " That's foul, man."}, {"start": 4777.52, "end": 4778.84, "text": " Pretty funny, though."}, {"start": 4778.84, "end": 4781.32, "text": " It's pretty funny."}, {"start": 4781.32, "end": 4781.92, "text": " Don't type that."}, {"start": 4781.92, "end": 4783.16, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 4783.16, "end": 4784.88, "text": " Can't be saying all that."}, {"start": 4784.88, "end": 4786.84, "text": " These guys got some T-sided strats, man."}, {"start": 4786.84, "end": 4792.56, "text": " I don't know what to do, honestly."}, {"start": 4792.56, "end": 4795.76, "text": " They're doing crazy mid-shit, I think, is what's going on."}, {"start": 4799.38, "end": 4806.8, "text": " Yeah, hate again."}, {"start": 4806.8, "end": 4810.8, "text": " Yup, I panicked, I literally panicked."}, {"start": 4810.8, "end": 4814.1, "text": " I prioritized saying yup instead of shooting my gun."}, {"start": 4814.1, "end": 4816.46, "text": " Let's try this."}, {"start": 4816.46, "end": 4818.76, "text": " Oh, man, we're going to A."}, {"start": 4826.38, "end": 4829.34, "text": " CS is so simple."}, {"start": 4829.34, "end": 4836.72, "text": " quote a phrase you've known it all this time I'm learning it these days I'm"}, {"start": 4836.72, "end": 4846.04, "text": " going out of my mind you know what I'm talking about with the pain that stops"}, {"start": 4846.04, "end": 4854.96, "text": " and starts is this a dialogue no this yes it is yes it is yes it is man how"}, {"start": 4854.96, "end": 4856.86, "text": " How'd you know?"}, {"start": 4856.86, "end": 4858.06, "text": " I love, I love, I love."}, {"start": 4858.06, "end": 4861.26, "text": " It's got a certain."}, {"start": 4861.26, "end": 4862.46, "text": " You're going to say, wow."}, {"start": 4868.76, "end": 4871.36, "text": " And it's 96 and 484 and one."}, {"start": 4871.36, "end": 4872.82, "text": " Fuck off."}, {"start": 4872.82, "end": 4875.28, "text": " Sounds like the math question to make you solve that"}, {"start": 4875.28, "end": 4877.26, "text": " that you win McDonald's Monopoly."}, {"start": 4879.76, "end": 4881.72, "text": " You've won McDonald's Monopoly."}, {"start": 4881.72, "end": 4884.86, "text": " I've won like a free coffee once."}, {"start": 4884.86, "end": 4886.86, "text": " No snowmobiles, I'm afraid"}, {"start": 4893.58, "end": 4898.139999999999, "text": " I think they're just gonna run made I'm holding on cat with an XM"}, {"start": 4899.86, "end": 4903.38, "text": " I'm listening to the new episode of opi and Anthony"}, {"start": 4910.42, "end": 4912.42, "text": " Steps near me on cat"}, {"start": 4914.86, "end": 4923.759999999999, "text": " I think you got to peek this fella now wait a minute he's got to come here I feel"}, {"start": 4923.759999999999, "end": 4927.86, "text": " like I feel like Anton"}, {"start": 4927.86, "end": 4934.86, "text": " Oh, man. I feel like Anton."}, {"start": 4939.86, "end": 4943.86, "text": " Last might be chat. Last might be cat."}, {"start": 4943.86, "end": 4949.86, "text": " Yep. No, that's you, I think."}, {"start": 4949.86, "end": 4953.86, "text": " The A? I don't know where the offer was."}, {"start": 4953.86, "end": 4957.54, "text": " throw a Molotov Mocktail at me."}, {"start": 4957.54, "end": 4962.82, "text": " Oh, OK, so he was like mid or underpass."}, {"start": 4962.82, "end": 4964.5, "text": " That's me."}, {"start": 4964.5, "end": 4976.7, "text": " He's in window, window, going towards A."}, {"start": 4976.7, "end": 4979.0199999999995, "text": " He's killed me from connector."}, {"start": 4979.0199999999995, "end": 4980.0199999999995, "text": " Connector down."}, {"start": 4980.02, "end": 4987.02, "text": " to"}, {"start": 4992.580000000001, "end": 4995.900000000001, "text": " going from pro CS to this is hilarious we should do that next time or other"}, {"start": 4995.900000000001, "end": 4997.620000000001, "text": " can actually must do that"}, {"start": 4997.620000000001, "end": 5000.46, "text": " when the second intermission happens and they bring out like a little kids that"}, {"start": 5000.46, "end": 5001.540000000001, "text": " are playing hockey"}, {"start": 5001.540000000001, "end": 5003.3, "text": " which is a some shit like"}, {"start": 5003.3, "end": 5007.660000000001, "text": " is crazy to go from NHL hockey"}, {"start": 5007.660000000001, "end": 5009.22, "text": " damn"}, {"start": 5009.22, "end": 5012.900000000001, "text": " these kids are so much better than the canucks"}, {"start": 5012.900000000001, "end": 5015.3, "text": " well yeah"}, {"start": 5015.3, "end": 5022.3, "text": " damn these kids are fucking mogging the canucks holy cow"}, {"start": 5028.34, "end": 5031.14, "text": " one coming up a they said"}, {"start": 5031.14, "end": 5034.1, "text": " come up this way"}, {"start": 5034.1, "end": 5035.14, "text": " I've killed one in apartments."}, {"start": 5035.14, "end": 5037.14, "text": " The bomb is in apartments."}, {"start": 5037.14, "end": 5037.64, "text": " Apps."}, {"start": 5043.660000000001, "end": 5044.160000000001, "text": " You drowned."}, {"start": 5048.14, "end": 5050.14, "text": " It's kind of cool that when he died, he threw the bomb."}, {"start": 5058.14, "end": 5059.14, "text": " Heard steps, apps."}, {"start": 5061.780000000001, "end": 5062.18, "text": " Corey."}, {"start": 5062.18, "end": 5063.02, "text": " Is anybody watching?"}, {"start": 5063.02, "end": 5063.620000000001, "text": " Pat."}, {"start": 5063.62, "end": 5066.38, "text": " Pac one pick one you got to take either"}, {"start": 5066.38, "end": 5068.78, "text": " when these knees or Keith Richards heart"}, {"start": 5068.78, "end": 5071.62, "text": " what are you taking right now transplanted straight into your body"}, {"start": 5071.62, "end": 5073.0599999999995, "text": " right now like like"}, {"start": 5073.0599999999995, "end": 5076.34, "text": " as it today today"}, {"start": 5076.34, "end": 5081.54, "text": " the market"}, {"start": 5081.54, "end": 5084.22, "text": " all"}, {"start": 5084.22, "end": 5086.0599999999995, "text": " I don't know what the fuck"}, {"start": 5086.0599999999995, "end": 5087.46, "text": " yellows do in here"}, {"start": 5087.46, "end": 5089.46, "text": " So Wemby's Knees probably?"}, {"start": 5094.46, "end": 5095.46, "text": " Yeah, probably Wemby's Knees."}, {"start": 5095.46, "end": 5097.46, "text": " Yeah, I think that's smart."}, {"start": 5097.46, "end": 5099.46, "text": " Great movie too."}, {"start": 5099.46, "end": 5101.46, "text": " Also, if the Knees go out, you don't like die."}, {"start": 5101.46, "end": 5104.46, "text": " Eric Romer, one of his morality tales."}, {"start": 5106.46, "end": 5109.46, "text": " The fuck? Bro, he's sitting... he's sitting pallet."}, {"start": 5111.46, "end": 5114.46, "text": " There's no fucking reason we lost."}, {"start": 5114.46, "end": 5116.46, "text": " We should have lost that."}, {"start": 5116.46, "end": 5117.18, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 5117.18, "end": 5120.62, "text": " We're always sitting in the part of Costco where they hide the stuff you can't buy yet."}, {"start": 5122.78, "end": 5124.3, "text": " Oh, I see, I see."}, {"start": 5133.1, "end": 5134.62, "text": " Let's make this rain, it's rain."}, {"start": 5141.26, "end": 5142.86, "text": " Pali, is this a Pokemon reference?"}, {"start": 5142.86, "end": 5143.9, "text": " Hey, can I ask you something?"}, {"start": 5143.9, "end": 5145.02, "text": " Why is your name Zika?"}, {"start": 5146.46, "end": 5153.34, "text": " Which is the virus I mean like when did you come up with that name"}, {"start": 5154.18, "end": 5157.94, "text": " is what I'm trying to say"}, {"start": 5158.54, "end": 5174.94, "text": " fated one heaven fated one ramp fated one ramp"}, {"start": 5174.9400000000005, "end": 5182.9800000000005, "text": " my baby's the pearl of the quarter know what I'm talking about she a chummer like"}, {"start": 5182.9800000000005, "end": 5189.860000000001, "text": " you've never seen you mom though right what do you want me to do Cory I got a"}, {"start": 5189.860000000001, "end": 5196.780000000001, "text": " got three kills man I'm asking if you somebody else can spot the bomb"}, {"start": 5196.78, "end": 5204.38, "text": " He's putting a lot on my plate, man."}, {"start": 5204.38, "end": 5205.38, "text": " Good play, good play, Ryan."}, {"start": 5205.38, "end": 5206.38, "text": " Good job."}, {"start": 5206.38, "end": 5207.38, "text": " That's all I'm asking for."}, {"start": 5207.38, "end": 5212.3, "text": " Here we go, seven straight, bro."}, {"start": 5212.3, "end": 5213.3, "text": " Not even how that works."}, {"start": 5213.3, "end": 5223.3, "text": " It's got to be nine straight, but still, gold teeth one or two, it's got to be two, but"}, {"start": 5223.3, "end": 5225.099999999999, "text": " one is really funky."}, {"start": 5225.1, "end": 5228.26, "text": " Kenan are you here? I'd love you I'd love the expert to weigh in on this one"}, {"start": 5229.3, "end": 5231.820000000001, "text": " He and I rewains. I wish man"}, {"start": 5233.1, "end": 5235.1, "text": " Those face killer reference"}, {"start": 5244.5, "end": 5246.5, "text": " You go smoke"}, {"start": 5248.38, "end": 5250.38, "text": " Guy who smokes off his own connector"}, {"start": 5250.38, "end": 5256.38, "text": " Just leaving a little, just a little peek."}, {"start": 5256.38, "end": 5259.38, "text": " That's the enemy."}, {"start": 5259.38, "end": 5262.38, "text": " Oh, Gero."}, {"start": 5262.38, "end": 5264.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5264.38, "end": 5266.38, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5266.38, "end": 5268.38, "text": " How did he get there, man?"}, {"start": 5268.38, "end": 5270.38, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5270.38, "end": 5272.38, "text": " One B.S."}, {"start": 5272.38, "end": 5274.38, "text": " Top mid."}, {"start": 5274.38, "end": 5276.38, "text": " Oh, come on."}, {"start": 5276.38, "end": 5278.38, "text": " Two B.S."}, {"start": 5278.38, "end": 5283.18, "text": " apps oh my god I thought that was someone I thought that was a I thought he"}, {"start": 5283.18, "end": 5288.66, "text": " was on my team when he when he the way he peaked me with that kind of confidence"}, {"start": 5288.66, "end": 5291.9400000000005, "text": " I said that guy's on my team"}, {"start": 5293.46, "end": 5297.9400000000005, "text": " you ever wonder when they're wearing those fuck-ass third jerseys they ever"}, {"start": 5297.9400000000005, "end": 5303.900000000001, "text": " get confused about who they're supposed to be passing it to sure I think it's"}, {"start": 5303.900000000001, "end": 5305.900000000001, "text": " It's only human, man."}, {"start": 5307.740000000001, "end": 5309.740000000001, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 5312.420000000001, "end": 5315.740000000001, "text": " Here, you picked a really terrible time for me in that situation."}, {"start": 5319.9800000000005, "end": 5321.9800000000005, "text": " My boy. Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 5324.620000000001, "end": 5327.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, Captain Rank 28. Yes, he jumped on my lap, right?"}, {"start": 5327.9800000000005, "end": 5329.9800000000005, "text": " As two men rushed to me in apartments."}, {"start": 5329.9800000000005, "end": 5331.9800000000005, "text": " Classic. Classic. Classic."}, {"start": 5331.9800000000005, "end": 5334.660000000001, "text": " That's the cat behavior."}, {"start": 5334.660000000001, "end": 5336.38, "text": " Ooh, sealed dead-hand terminal."}, {"start": 5336.38, "end": 5337.38, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5337.38, "end": 5340.38, "text": " $250, right?"}, {"start": 5340.38, "end": 5341.26, "text": " $250?"}, {"start": 5341.26, "end": 5343.500000000001, "text": " $2.50 cents?"}, {"start": 5343.500000000001, "end": 5344.22, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5344.22, "end": 5346.9800000000005, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 5346.9800000000005, "end": 5348.780000000001, "text": " Is that how much they cost?"}, {"start": 5348.780000000001, "end": 5351.02, "text": " Well, why else would you be excited about it?"}, {"start": 5351.02, "end": 5352.860000000001, "text": " I guess you could open it for experience."}, {"start": 5352.860000000001, "end": 5353.900000000001, "text": " I'm opening it."}, {"start": 5353.900000000001, "end": 5355.1, "text": " What if it's something shit?"}, {"start": 5355.1, "end": 5355.580000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5355.580000000001, "end": 5358.620000000001, "text": " I thought maybe you wanted to get some Kiko Rage mushrooms"}, {"start": 5358.620000000001, "end": 5361.34, "text": " in your ramen next time, but I guess you'd"}, {"start": 5361.34, "end": 5363.02, "text": " rather get uh..."}, {"start": 5363.02, "end": 5365.58, "text": " really get some six and pistol skins or something"}, {"start": 5365.58, "end": 5367.18, "text": " i think it's a blue"}, {"start": 5367.18, "end": 5371.9800000000005, "text": " and four and all skins all purple and p nine thirty two cents it looks like"}, {"start": 5371.9800000000005, "end": 5377.06, "text": " someone named bill the michael's on it"}, {"start": 5377.06, "end": 5379.32, "text": " michael's"}, {"start": 5379.32, "end": 5384.9800000000005, "text": " yeah it's something"}, {"start": 5384.9800000000005, "end": 5391.9800000000005, "text": " some some random spray paint and nail polish"}, {"start": 5392.1, "end": 5394.22, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 5394.22, "end": 5398.820000000001, "text": " go like the daaaarrrr"}, {"start": 5398.820000000001, "end": 5400.34, "text": " I think I'm gonna"}, {"start": 5400.34, "end": 5402.3, "text": " decline that as well"}, {"start": 5402.3, "end": 5404.660000000001, "text": " come on with ya"}, {"start": 5404.660000000001, "end": 5406.780000000001, "text": " let's say BMX Bison"}, {"start": 5406.780000000001, "end": 5410.06, "text": " or RMX"}, {"start": 5410.06, "end": 5411.820000000001, "text": " you sound like uh..."}, {"start": 5411.82, "end": 5418.82, "text": " simon peg in a darren brown youtube video"}, {"start": 5420.38, "end": 5422.74, "text": " darren brown that is that the"}, {"start": 5422.74, "end": 5424.5, "text": " the british man is yes it is"}, {"start": 5424.5, "end": 5426.0599999999995, "text": " that he's gonna like"}, {"start": 5426.0599999999995, "end": 5430.139999999999, "text": " i'm talking to your dead husband type shit no no no no no"}, {"start": 5430.139999999999, "end": 5433.94, "text": " he's the guy who will get you drunk on a glass of water"}, {"start": 5433.94, "end": 5436.62, "text": " uh... who is the guy who did like the"}, {"start": 5436.62, "end": 5439.94, "text": " the bullshit i'm talking to your dead relatives that's crossing over with john"}, {"start": 5439.94, "end": 5441.0199999999995, "text": " edwards"}, {"start": 5441.02, "end": 5443.02, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 5443.02, "end": 5444.02, "text": " yes yes"}, {"start": 5444.02, "end": 5449.02, "text": " he's just psychic"}, {"start": 5449.02, "end": 5453.02, "text": " that's true, the other John Edward did crossover"}, {"start": 5453.02, "end": 5457.02, "text": " in like a marital vows sort of sense"}, {"start": 5457.02, "end": 5459.02, "text": " double crossover"}, {"start": 5459.02, "end": 5461.02, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 5461.02, "end": 5466.02, "text": " is that a super suspicious user?"}, {"start": 5466.02, "end": 5468.02, "text": " oh wait is it Yeti?"}, {"start": 5468.02, "end": 5470.02, "text": " yeah it's Yeti"}, {"start": 5470.02, "end": 5475.5, "text": " Yeah, I don't know if you're following the Yeti saga. They got banned and unbanned so much in my chat"}, {"start": 5475.5, "end": 5481.1, "text": " They're now marked as a suspicious user, which means only mods and I can see their messages. Yep"}, {"start": 5483.38, "end": 5489.580000000001, "text": " So only only you and me and Megresta maybe origin if they're here can see that that message"}, {"start": 5491.1, "end": 5495.780000000001, "text": " I'm not being a nuke forget that man. They have my band Mirage. Yeah"}, {"start": 5497.06, "end": 5499.06, "text": " Fuck that that map right now"}, {"start": 5500.02, "end": 5504.02, "text": " Don't pay a nuke, man. Nuke's good."}, {"start": 5508.02, "end": 5512.02, "text": " You know in Mortal Kombat when Raiden says I must"}, {"start": 5512.02, "end": 5516.02, "text": " consult with the Elder Gods?"}, {"start": 5516.02, "end": 5520.02, "text": " Which movie does he say that before? Uh, whatever. It's like a teleport."}, {"start": 5520.02, "end": 5524.02, "text": " He has to teleport to like the astral plane of Ragnarok or whatever it's called."}, {"start": 5524.02, "end": 5528.02, "text": " Is this the movie?"}, {"start": 5528.02, "end": 5537.1, "text": " he says in three seconds to any property that he's in really yeah I just"}, {"start": 5537.1, "end": 5544.5, "text": " remember whatever he does when he you're talking about the Liu Kang bicycle"}, {"start": 5544.5, "end": 5549.3, "text": " kicks to the chest oh maybe that's the Kang doesn't need to do some shit when"}, {"start": 5549.3, "end": 5555.900000000001, "text": " he does like his like whole body like push I don't know about that don't show"}, {"start": 5555.900000000001, "end": 5561.460000000001, "text": " like because he like like goes like completely face down thrown and like"}, {"start": 5561.460000000001, "end": 5566.660000000001, "text": " she's like flies at you they say some shit"}, {"start": 5568.620000000001, "end": 5574.1, "text": " I don't know man there's a crazy yell too yeah I thought so I don't know you"}, {"start": 5574.1, "end": 5577.34, "text": " just like make some noise who is your immortal kind of character in the"}, {"start": 5577.34, "end": 5583.540000000001, "text": " arcade just kid subzero yeah I mean come on freezing someone walking over to"}, {"start": 5583.54, "end": 5586.9, "text": " them crouching, uppercutting them into the air. Felt good as"}, {"start": 5586.9, "end": 5590.38, "text": " far. Also, yeah, also has like maybe one of the funniest"}, {"start": 5590.38, "end": 5592.74, "text": " fucking moves of all time, or you just put a little puddle of"}, {"start": 5592.74, "end": 5597.18, "text": " ice on the ground and they slip on it. It's funny to you. That"}, {"start": 5597.18, "end": 5601.26, "text": " gets increasingly less funny the older I get. It's still funny,"}, {"start": 5601.26, "end": 5601.62, "text": " man."}, {"start": 5606.86, "end": 5611.42, "text": " Whatever. Yeah, we need a bunch of ice slipping compilation."}, {"start": 5611.42, "end": 5614.06, "text": " the kid kid is telling me what to do over here"}, {"start": 5614.06, "end": 5622.86, "text": " I don't know what's going on oh shit too mid bro it disappeared"}, {"start": 5624.86, "end": 5628.78, "text": " where'd they get you King? B banana banana banana banana banana banana okay I"}, {"start": 5628.78, "end": 5633.26, "text": " guess they showed me it went banana I'll get them on the road tape"}, {"start": 5633.26, "end": 5640.26, "text": " the"}, {"start": 5640.860000000001, "end": 5644.02, "text": " they're in our base killing our dudes bro"}, {"start": 5644.02, "end": 5647.26, "text": " well night not good"}, {"start": 5647.26, "end": 5650.26, "text": " up and most satisfying video game sounds"}, {"start": 5650.26, "end": 5652.5, "text": " three more"}, {"start": 5652.5, "end": 5656.46, "text": " the couple of us on our team last time"}, {"start": 5656.46, "end": 5659.46, "text": " who was on our team last time"}, {"start": 5659.46, "end": 5662.64, "text": " It's Abram with Lord."}, {"start": 5665.54, "end": 5669.94, "text": " So I'll say my teammate did like throw a bomb on me or a grenade on me."}, {"start": 5670.14, "end": 5673.02, "text": " If that grenade had made a banana, oh, man,"}, {"start": 5673.42, "end": 5677.62, "text": " we would have been pretty good and live in a different universe, man."}, {"start": 5677.62, "end": 5679.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5685.46, "end": 5691.34, "text": " Who gets 31 into 34 into but somehow is a hundred percent headshot percentage, okay"}, {"start": 5692.14, "end": 5695.0599999999995, "text": " Pretty good. I guess it's the percentage of your kills that are headshots"}, {"start": 5698.46, "end": 5700.98, "text": " I even the fucking odds with that frag remain bro"}, {"start": 5700.9800000000005, "end": 5717.22, "text": " oh shit one of those mid like just cutting out"}, {"start": 5717.22, "end": 5718.22, "text": " holy shit we fucking got him"}, {"start": 5718.22, "end": 5738.58, "text": " Oh another one down there said it's be it's be oh okay I've been killed you got me all I did have"}, {"start": 5738.58, "end": 5740.58, "text": " before house wash to be fair but"}, {"start": 5745.58, "end": 5748.58, "text": " Alright you need to wake up, Corey!"}, {"start": 5750.58, "end": 5753.58, "text": " Corey will a little slow to rise in the morning"}, {"start": 5753.58, "end": 5757.58, "text": " a little slow to rise but in the afternoon he peaks"}, {"start": 5757.58, "end": 5760.58, "text": " the eagle peaks in the afternoon"}, {"start": 5760.58, "end": 5763.58, "text": " in the morning he's not his besty wooden wooden column"}, {"start": 5763.58, "end": 5765.58, "text": " a morning person"}, {"start": 5765.58, "end": 5767.58, "text": " nine hour I don't know"}, {"start": 5768.58, "end": 5770.58, "text": " Bro said that sucks."}, {"start": 5770.58, "end": 5772.58, "text": " What, how bad we're playing?"}, {"start": 5775.58, "end": 5777.58, "text": " They've smoked me off mid, though."}, {"start": 5782.58, "end": 5785.58, "text": " Seems like we partially spotted the bomb banana."}, {"start": 5785.58, "end": 5787.58, "text": " I'm gonna go there."}, {"start": 5787.58, "end": 5789.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5796.58, "end": 5797.58, "text": " Take a shot."}, {"start": 5797.58, "end": 5816.42, "text": " Yep. Okay. Not a lot of communication happening with this team. Okay. Okay. Okay. Are you"}, {"start": 5816.42, "end": 5826.98, "text": " there? If you insist. On? I heard the dinks. Where's the bomb? Oh, he's right here. I got"}, {"start": 5826.9800000000005, "end": 5828.700000000001, "text": " I got shot in the back of the head by somebody."}, {"start": 5828.700000000001, "end": 5832.580000000001, "text": " Someone just want to own up before I go into the VOD."}, {"start": 5832.580000000001, "end": 5837.06, "text": " On my 3K, I got shot in the back of the head by my teammate."}, {"start": 5837.06, "end": 5840.500000000001, "text": " They don't like to see a king succeed, man."}, {"start": 5840.500000000001, "end": 5841.700000000001, "text": " Got to keep our kings down."}, {"start": 5841.700000000001, "end": 5843.34, "text": " No kings, they here."}, {"start": 5843.34, "end": 5845.34, "text": " Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."}, {"start": 5845.34, "end": 5847.780000000001, "text": " They don't make it hard to play chess or checkers, honestly."}, {"start": 5847.780000000001, "end": 5853.02, "text": " I think you're going to end up with a lot of draws,"}, {"start": 5853.02, "end": 5853.900000000001, "text": " if I had to guess."}, {"start": 5853.900000000001, "end": 5854.900000000001, "text": " Go, go, go."}, {"start": 5856.9800000000005, "end": 5861.02, "text": " It's purple. Alright purple you're about to pay the iron price"}, {"start": 5867.320000000001, "end": 5870.860000000001, "text": " Which flash what a decoy it has decoy energy"}, {"start": 5873.700000000001, "end": 5876.860000000001, "text": " Is decoy ultimate said some shit banana he said"}, {"start": 5876.86, "end": 5893.299999999999, "text": " I'm just calling out B like every time that's why we need we need context on the calls we"}, {"start": 5893.299999999999, "end": 5902.38, "text": " need you till you till be one guy or you here's my rule for callouts if you see one guy immediately"}, {"start": 5902.38, "end": 5923.86, "text": " say lots be one's a ultimate near this bridge okay he's got he's gotten the bomb"}, {"start": 5923.86, "end": 5926.94, "text": " I've killed him and now the bomb is down here"}, {"start": 5928.9, "end": 5930.9, "text": " There we go"}, {"start": 5930.9, "end": 5932.9, "text": " He tried to hit an AWP"}, {"start": 5932.9, "end": 5935.179999999999, "text": " Oh, our boys got an AWP. He just missed"}, {"start": 5936.78, "end": 5938.78, "text": " Well that guy was missed too man"}, {"start": 5939.42, "end": 5941.42, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 5942.78, "end": 5946.46, "text": " Lot spawn just see I'm trying it on for size"}, {"start": 5948.74, "end": 5951.9, "text": " You only saw one well, I'm just looking at purple right now"}, {"start": 5951.900000000001, "end": 5955.9400000000005, "text": " You got it out for him right here."}, {"start": 5955.9400000000005, "end": 5961.500000000001, "text": " His mic is pretty awesome."}, {"start": 5961.500000000001, "end": 5964.780000000001, "text": " I mean, he's like 12 years old, how good was your mic when you were 12?"}, {"start": 5964.780000000001, "end": 5967.06, "text": " I didn't have one man, you're right."}, {"start": 5967.06, "end": 5972.660000000001, "text": " That's what I'm trying to say man."}, {"start": 5972.660000000001, "end": 5973.660000000001, "text": " Why would you f-"}, {"start": 5973.660000000001, "end": 5981.06, "text": " Oh god!"}, {"start": 5981.06, "end": 5984.820000000001, "text": " So first I got scared by the chicken, I thought the chicken was a man."}, {"start": 5984.820000000001, "end": 5987.860000000001, "text": " Then I got scared by the man, I thought the man was a chicken."}, {"start": 5987.860000000001, "end": 5990.38, "text": " There's some banana as well."}, {"start": 5990.38, "end": 5992.34, "text": " I got flashed by my own team."}, {"start": 5997.4400000000005, "end": 6000.3, "text": " Honestly, wouldn't be that bad if your team was hot."}, {"start": 6000.3, "end": 6001.5, "text": " Church is hiding in church."}, {"start": 6007.14, "end": 6010.06, "text": " Damn, this is worse than what the hell's guys doing, crazy."}, {"start": 6010.06, "end": 6011.620000000001, "text": " I'm a different kind of beast."}, {"start": 6011.620000000001, "end": 6014.18, "text": " Oh, I was kind of looking at the leaderboard"}, {"start": 6014.18, "end": 6015.780000000001, "text": " instead of looking at the game."}, {"start": 6016.780000000001, "end": 6018.22, "text": " Yes, yes, I'm bringing him down."}, {"start": 6018.22, "end": 6019.56, "text": " I'm bringing him down."}, {"start": 6019.56, "end": 6032.56, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is going great."}, {"start": 6032.56, "end": 6034.18, "text": " Yeah, yeah, you'll live, surely."}, {"start": 6034.18, "end": 6039.5, "text": " The rare, like, not save, but also not try to diffuse round."}, {"start": 6040.06, "end": 6047.06, "text": " that"}, {"start": 6048.160000000001, "end": 6049.780000000001, "text": " very interesting"}, {"start": 6049.780000000001, "end": 6051.3, "text": " did you guys want to stack b"}, {"start": 6051.3, "end": 6053.280000000001, "text": " no man we don't"}, {"start": 6053.280000000001, "end": 6056.200000000001, "text": " no we don't want to stack b"}, {"start": 6056.200000000001, "end": 6060.580000000001, "text": " we want to have some people on each site"}, {"start": 6060.580000000001, "end": 6064.700000000001, "text": " I concur with this"}, {"start": 6064.7, "end": 6066.7, "text": " go go go go go"}, {"start": 6074.0599999999995, "end": 6076.86, "text": " Are you guys sitting down? I've got some distressing news for you"}, {"start": 6077.74, "end": 6078.24, "text": " Is it A?"}, {"start": 6078.24, "end": 6080.74, "text": " A couple of them may have died in the direction of A"}, {"start": 6085.5199999999995, "end": 6086.88, "text": " Or at least showed mid"}, {"start": 6088.12, "end": 6089.12, "text": " There's some banana"}, {"start": 6089.12, "end": 6090.84, "text": " The bomb is down somewhere"}, {"start": 6092.48, "end": 6093.92, "text": " Or at least has been spotted"}, {"start": 6094.7, "end": 6101.7, "text": " I'll get him off the rotate."}, {"start": 6101.7, "end": 6112.94, "text": " I'll miss him off the rotate."}, {"start": 6112.94, "end": 6117.26, "text": " I still believe he's there."}, {"start": 6117.26, "end": 6134.26, "text": " and spawn holy shit. Interesting. Well, this is going pretty badly. It's going pretty"}, {"start": 6134.26, "end": 6140.7, "text": " terribly. You guys got a utility, like a single molly or something? They're throwing grenades."}, {"start": 6140.7, "end": 6144.38, "text": " being our teammates that are going to be"}, {"start": 6144.38, "end": 6148.42, "text": " or then being the T-sided terrorists"}, {"start": 6148.42, "end": 6149.62, "text": " no no no our guys"}, {"start": 6149.62, "end": 6151.42, "text": " our guys okay"}, {"start": 6151.42, "end": 6153.099999999999, "text": " they're throwing shit but"}, {"start": 6153.099999999999, "end": 6154.22, "text": " they also"}, {"start": 6154.22, "end": 6159.26, "text": " have been flashing which also flashes our team right as the guys are pushing"}, {"start": 6159.26, "end": 6161.099999999999, "text": " that would argue is not the move"}, {"start": 6161.099999999999, "end": 6163.42, "text": " interesting"}, {"start": 6163.42, "end": 6169.179999999999, "text": " please don't body block"}, {"start": 6169.18, "end": 6172.68, "text": " We have one ultimate."}, {"start": 6172.68, "end": 6175.02, "text": " I've been off from spawn and I got scared."}, {"start": 6175.02, "end": 6177.02, "text": " Oh my god, terrible, terrible."}, {"start": 6177.02, "end": 6177.860000000001, "text": " I got very scared."}, {"start": 6177.860000000001, "end": 6180.700000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6180.700000000001, "end": 6181.700000000001, "text": " Missed all my shots."}, {"start": 6185.22, "end": 6186.58, "text": " Well, maybe that little kid is right."}, {"start": 6186.58, "end": 6192.820000000001, "text": " Maybe we should stack B. I just don't understand how we're"}, {"start": 6192.820000000001, "end": 6196.860000000001, "text": " getting like 4B, 1B, 4B."}, {"start": 6199.18, "end": 6202.3, "text": " Just need to put some some util on the banana"}, {"start": 6206.3, "end": 6208.3, "text": " I think money is an issue"}, {"start": 6212.860000000001, "end": 6219.38, "text": " Yeah, I think I full save on this one you you full save I'm going banana. I need to see firsthand how this is going around"}, {"start": 6219.38, "end": 6227.04, "text": " Okay, maybe I'll buy one incendiary grenade."}, {"start": 6227.04, "end": 6230.58, "text": " We could just chain our incendiaries, essentially."}, {"start": 6230.58, "end": 6234.7, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 6234.7, "end": 6238.58, "text": " He's through, man!"}, {"start": 6238.58, "end": 6241.18, "text": " He's already in!"}, {"start": 6241.18, "end": 6249.38, "text": " talking about. He's through, man. He's already in. There's an"}, {"start": 6249.38, "end": 6252.18, "text": " incendiary on the ground there you can grab. That's from my body."}, {"start": 6252.18, "end": 6254.18, "text": " There you go. Look at that."}, {"start": 6259.18, "end": 6263.18, "text": " You didn't make it there. It's insanely fast, man. One in spawn."}, {"start": 6263.18, "end": 6267.860000000001, "text": " I did a way that time"}, {"start": 6274.06, "end": 6276.06, "text": " AK here"}, {"start": 6279.66, "end": 6281.66, "text": " Heroic rotate"}, {"start": 6285.22, "end": 6288.240000000001, "text": " My last a new teammate is just doing nothing"}, {"start": 6293.18, "end": 6297.42, "text": " I'll have kit, only we have time."}, {"start": 6297.42, "end": 6302.820000000001, "text": " The teammate threw it all the way for a FAMAS, man."}, {"start": 6302.820000000001, "end": 6313.38, "text": " Hey, you know what, they got one."}, {"start": 6313.38, "end": 6319.22, "text": " We may have lost a round, but most importantly, our teammate got the AK."}, {"start": 6319.22, "end": 6329.22, "text": " I'm going banana again."}, {"start": 6329.22, "end": 6341.22, "text": " movement difference try to keep up young"}, {"start": 6341.22, "end": 6348.22, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 6355.38, "end": 6358.38, "text": " He's here."}, {"start": 6358.38, "end": 6361.18, "text": " I don't know about this, I need to see the replay."}, {"start": 6361.18, "end": 6364.54, "text": " How do we have three people looking at the red dot and then like there's no"}, {"start": 6364.54, "end": 6369.54, "text": " shots fired for five seconds?"}, {"start": 6369.54, "end": 6370.82, "text": " Yes, yes!"}, {"start": 6372.22, "end": 6373.62, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 6375.26, "end": 6376.26, "text": " Flashbang."}, {"start": 6377.9, "end": 6383.18, "text": " Well, I don't know. One of our guys has, like, this play where they flash banana."}, {"start": 6383.34, "end": 6386.54, "text": " Yeah, they do drop the flash on, like, our own feet."}, {"start": 6386.54, "end": 6388.06, "text": " Like, yes."}, {"start": 6388.18, "end": 6391.3, "text": " But I'm more like, like, I need to, from the mini-map, I was like,"}, {"start": 6391.94, "end": 6394.66, "text": " we have three vision cones looking at one red dot."}, {"start": 6395.22, "end": 6396.94, "text": " Nobody was firing shots."}, {"start": 6396.9400000000005, "end": 6403.56, "text": " I was like, I'm going to peek and surely at least we get a trade, but I just got, I just got one tap with no retribution."}, {"start": 6408.52, "end": 6411.240000000001, "text": " Good kill, good kill. We literally, we actually win this."}, {"start": 6415.38, "end": 6416.88, "text": " Green one. That's pretty good, man."}, {"start": 6419.4800000000005, "end": 6420.000000000001, "text": " Green one."}, {"start": 6424.320000000001, "end": 6425.06, "text": " Yeti."}, {"start": 6426.9400000000005, "end": 6431.860000000001, "text": " they're doing something in your chat in my chat my chat just pretend you don't"}, {"start": 6431.860000000001, "end": 6437.1, "text": " see it all right I'll do that yet he please never do anything terrible by the"}, {"start": 6437.1, "end": 6441.42, "text": " way oh if I have to deal with somebody and look at this terrible shit that yet"}, {"start": 6441.42, "end": 6447.1, "text": " he did and there's like hours and hours of me going now he's cool with me like"}, {"start": 6447.1, "end": 6452.26, "text": " it would be so bad man I don't I don't want to go through that please be like"}, {"start": 6452.26, "end": 6460.62, "text": " of Paragon of Moral Virtue or whatever. Forever. To be honest, y'all, oh, there's one banana."}, {"start": 6460.62, "end": 6472.66, "text": " Surprise, surprise. Yes! There's three banana. I guess I should have known. You got this,"}, {"start": 6472.66, "end": 6478.66, "text": " I'm sorry. Let's look at this."}, {"start": 6486.66, "end": 6490.66, "text": " Oh, yeah. That's just a honestly flash difference. That was a crazy good flash."}, {"start": 6490.66, "end": 6494.66, "text": " Nothing I could do there. Yeah, we should be inspecting that."}, {"start": 6494.66, "end": 6501.74, "text": " Of course he's not virtuous, he's banned all over Twitch."}, {"start": 6501.74, "end": 6506.54, "text": " Yeah, but can I say he's banned because a lot of streamers are a little like self-righteous."}, {"start": 6506.54, "end": 6509.099999999999, "text": " He's not banned because of moral failings, at least not yet."}, {"start": 6509.099999999999, "end": 6513.94, "text": " He's banned because of, like, you broke the rules."}, {"start": 6513.94, "end": 6516.46, "text": " The rules are there for a reason."}, {"start": 6516.46, "end": 6517.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6517.46, "end": 6518.46, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 6518.46, "end": 6519.46, "text": " Crazy show."}, {"start": 6519.46, "end": 6520.46, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6520.46, "end": 6524.26, "text": " You know he's back left."}, {"start": 6524.26, "end": 6532.42, "text": " What are you DOING, MAN?"}, {"start": 6532.42, "end": 6535.86, "text": " You gotta defuse the- he doesn't give a fuck, man."}, {"start": 6535.86, "end": 6537.86, "text": " He doesn't give a fuck."}, {"start": 6537.86, "end": 6540.9, "text": " Really, one tap him through the smoke, huh?"}, {"start": 6540.9, "end": 6545.7, "text": " I got banned by Apollo because after they died in PUBG, I called them Salt Gray Wolf."}, {"start": 6545.7, "end": 6546.82, "text": " Yeah, that's annoying."}, {"start": 6546.82, "end": 6551.58, "text": " got banned for what I would describe as a good reason to be honest. Like you'd type something"}, {"start": 6551.58, "end": 6556.299999999999, "text": " deliberately to make them mad and then you're like, whoa, they got mad. Like what are you"}, {"start": 6556.299999999999, "end": 6560.82, "text": " talking about? And also that must have been like years ago and you still think you're"}, {"start": 6560.82, "end": 6568.9, "text": " in the right, which is crazy. That's so insane. Also, Apollo's not they them, okay? They're"}, {"start": 6568.9, "end": 6574.58, "text": " he's asexual, which is a different thing. It's a different thing. I'm still trying to"}, {"start": 6574.58, "end": 6576.58, "text": " I'm not the expert of it, but..."}, {"start": 6576.58, "end": 6578.58, "text": " Yep, yep, I knew that was coming."}, {"start": 6578.58, "end": 6580.58, "text": " Guys, there's... there's banana."}, {"start": 6580.58, "end": 6582.58, "text": " Banana?"}, {"start": 6582.58, "end": 6584.58, "text": " Those are that one right there. He got him."}, {"start": 6586.58, "end": 6588.58, "text": " What the fuck? With a shotgun?"}, {"start": 6588.58, "end": 6590.58, "text": " Yeah, XM's kind of beast."}, {"start": 6590.58, "end": 6592.58, "text": " I got... no, I got like headbombed."}, {"start": 6592.58, "end": 6594.58, "text": " You know, like when you get headshot?"}, {"start": 6594.58, "end": 6596.58, "text": " You can hit my headshot."}, {"start": 6596.58, "end": 6598.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6598.58, "end": 6600.58, "text": " You can hit my headshot."}, {"start": 6600.58, "end": 6602.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6602.58, "end": 6606.14, "text": " I don't like when you get headshot you can get my music on my XM radio"}, {"start": 6606.94, "end": 6610.46, "text": " You can hear my podcast on your XM radio. You know what I'm talking about"}, {"start": 6611.46, "end": 6613.46, "text": " Ever clear I think"}, {"start": 6613.7, "end": 6618.5599999999995, "text": " Can I just type it bro weird down other two eight just try please"}, {"start": 6619.1, "end": 6624.62, "text": " Bro, we're down to eight. Can you not just save the M4? Can you at least give it a shot?"}, {"start": 6626.5, "end": 6628.5, "text": " It's two to eight man"}, {"start": 6629.18, "end": 6632.62, "text": " What are you waiting for you got to take us you got to take a shot?"}, {"start": 6632.62, "end": 6635.22, "text": " I mean I get is one before where you got to do something"}, {"start": 6635.78, "end": 6637.78, "text": " You know take get exit for eggs"}, {"start": 6646.62, "end": 6651.58, "text": " Why are you running you're at your part of the way that's the whole reason you were there"}, {"start": 6651.58, "end": 6668.86, "text": " there mother fucker man I think they're going in a different direction"}, {"start": 6668.86, "end": 6675.22, "text": " I'm being shut I'm just why would they man to just keep owning how am I eating 10 I've"}, {"start": 6675.22, "end": 6678.18, "text": " I've been fucking feeding you, bro."}, {"start": 6678.18, "end": 6680.58, "text": " Whatever, my bad, y'all."}, {"start": 6680.58, "end": 6682.3, "text": " Trying to do advice."}, {"start": 6682.3, "end": 6683.58, "text": " Trying to have to injure your teammates."}, {"start": 6683.58, "end": 6684.7, "text": " Full advice for you?"}, {"start": 6684.7, "end": 6686.06, "text": " Trying to have to injure your teammates?"}, {"start": 6686.06, "end": 6687.54, "text": " OK, they're on site."}, {"start": 6687.54, "end": 6688.42, "text": " I mean, they're up banana."}, {"start": 6688.42, "end": 6688.9400000000005, "text": " They've made it."}, {"start": 6694.1, "end": 6695.7, "text": " Wow, that was insane."}, {"start": 6695.7, "end": 6696.740000000001, "text": " That was unbelievable."}, {"start": 6701.3, "end": 6705.02, "text": " They're playing with a lot of confidence right now."}, {"start": 6705.02, "end": 6707.26, "text": " Good shooting, Cory."}, {"start": 6707.26, "end": 6708.820000000001, "text": " He also swung in headshot me."}, {"start": 6716.1, "end": 6720.1, "text": " Honestly, great target selection,"}, {"start": 6720.1, "end": 6722.820000000001, "text": " considering there were multiple targets."}, {"start": 6722.820000000001, "end": 6723.540000000001, "text": " Kept it on one."}, {"start": 6723.540000000001, "end": 6724.040000000001, "text": " That's big."}, {"start": 6728.3, "end": 6729.3, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 6729.3, "end": 6736.3, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6736.3, "end": 6742.3, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6742.3, "end": 6745.3, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6745.3, "end": 6747.3, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6747.3, "end": 6749.3, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6749.3, "end": 6751.3, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6751.3, "end": 6753.3, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6753.3, "end": 6755.3, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6755.3, "end": 6756.3, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 6762.3, "end": 6763.3, "text": " 0.3."}, {"start": 6767.3, "end": 6768.3, "text": " I mean, it's gotta be."}, {"start": 6768.3, "end": 6770.3, "text": " Grenade up banana, but don't run up,"}, {"start": 6770.3, "end": 6772.3, "text": " because if you run up, they're gonna kill you."}, {"start": 6772.3, "end": 6774.3, "text": " But throw a grenade up banana."}, {"start": 6774.3, "end": 6776.3, "text": " It's literally free damage."}, {"start": 6776.3, "end": 6794.66, "text": " I got a bomb. Purple got a bomb. Okay, a couple are A. That grenade hurt. That grenade hurt."}, {"start": 6794.66, "end": 6796.860000000001, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 6796.860000000001, "end": 6804.02, "text": " So I was the only person who bought a grenade and threw it up in Anaheim. The very sight"}, {"start": 6804.02, "end": 6806.02, "text": " They run through every single time"}, {"start": 6809.34, "end": 6811.6, "text": " That's right a guy without the bombs solo a"}, {"start": 6814.700000000001, "end": 6816.700000000001, "text": " Nobody else wanted 60 free damage, I guess"}, {"start": 6818.1, "end": 6820.1, "text": " How much you get 60?"}, {"start": 6820.820000000001, "end": 6824.540000000001, "text": " 60 60 damage. Yeah, I took a 97 to the head"}, {"start": 6826.820000000001, "end": 6831.660000000001, "text": " I mean I'm literally I will I will take a grenade over armor on round one any day of the week"}, {"start": 6831.66, "end": 6834.78, "text": " There's no shot of vest is doing 60 damage. I'll tell you that for free"}, {"start": 6838.78, "end": 6844.9, "text": " I'll have the bomb we run out and I'll need banana that need banana need banana literally will work need banana run back to mid"}, {"start": 6855.34, "end": 6858.72, "text": " Well, what's the point of flashing if you're a hundred feet away from the flash"}, {"start": 6861.66, "end": 6872.099999999999, "text": " I did I did not have faith in my teammates air"}, {"start": 6872.099999999999, "end": 6876.78, "text": " we didn't run it back should have though we didn't run it back to mid after we"}, {"start": 6876.78, "end": 6883.82, "text": " after we that's all right he's kind of owning it's kind of swagging up for sure"}, {"start": 6883.82, "end": 6896.0199999999995, "text": " Is he teleporting for you?"}, {"start": 6896.0199999999995, "end": 6898.62, "text": " Yeah, a little bit."}, {"start": 6898.62, "end": 6907.62, "text": " Yeah, I think that he just threw the smoke to trick you, man."}, {"start": 6907.62, "end": 6915.0599999999995, "text": " It's all right. It's all right. It's better to be out of this game. If we all block that"}, {"start": 6915.0599999999995, "end": 6917.74, "text": " dude, he's been on our team twice in a row. You think it'll not put us in a queue with"}, {"start": 6917.74, "end": 6918.74, "text": " him?"}, {"start": 6918.74, "end": 6923.42, "text": " All right. No, he was on our team last game and then he's on the other. Oh, he's on the"}, {"start": 6923.42, "end": 6930.5, "text": " other team this game. So we're ass. Yeah. We're the guys. He wants to block that. No,"}, {"start": 6930.5, "end": 6933.22, "text": " He wants to play us as many times as he can because we're-"}, {"start": 6933.22, "end": 6934.22, "text": " Oh, that's true, actually."}, {"start": 6934.22, "end": 6936.22, "text": " Yeah, yeah, that's true."}, {"start": 6944.22, "end": 6947.66, "text": " I'm gonna go like, I'm gonna go, hey, it was that."}, {"start": 6947.66, "end": 6948.66, "text": " Smart idea, bro."}, {"start": 6953.98, "end": 6955.26, "text": " How do you know it's the same person?"}, {"start": 6955.26, "end": 6958.1, "text": " Cory's on a radical communication strategy called"}, {"start": 6958.1, "end": 6961.740000000001, "text": " not muting everybody and hiding all their names"}, {"start": 6961.740000000001, "end": 6963.4800000000005, "text": " for his interfacing with the common man"}, {"start": 6963.4800000000005, "end": 6970.4800000000005, "text": " irrespective"}, {"start": 6974.860000000001, "end": 6976.58, "text": " i don't know how you live"}, {"start": 6976.58, "end": 6979.820000000001, "text": " shit"}, {"start": 6979.820000000001, "end": 6980.9800000000005, "text": " yellow has bomb now"}, {"start": 6980.9800000000005, "end": 6982.780000000001, "text": " called galeel baby"}, {"start": 6982.780000000001, "end": 6984.06, "text": " i got an op"}, {"start": 6984.06, "end": 6986.700000000001, "text": " i know but i mean"}, {"start": 6986.7, "end": 6993.7, "text": " i want to be able to shoot more than one bullet at a time on the entry"}, {"start": 6993.7, "end": 6997.16, "text": " library library"}, {"start": 6997.16, "end": 6999.38, "text": " no"}, {"start": 6999.38, "end": 7004.3, "text": " is it does yellow stream"}, {"start": 7004.3, "end": 7009.98, "text": " but i just want to talk"}, {"start": 7009.98, "end": 7012.58, "text": " i don't know what this is"}, {"start": 7012.58, "end": 7015.46, "text": " sixty nine baby"}, {"start": 7015.46, "end": 7017.42, "text": " i don't know what this guy said"}, {"start": 7017.42, "end": 7018.46, "text": " at this little kid"}, {"start": 7018.46, "end": 7021.26, "text": " i think it was just like"}, {"start": 7021.26, "end": 7022.66, "text": " did it in the other"}, {"start": 7022.66, "end": 7029.58, "text": " every time of the kid who's uh... one thousand nine hundred and seven"}, {"start": 7029.58, "end": 7032.38, "text": " is the lowest one one nine zero seven"}, {"start": 7032.38, "end": 7034.78, "text": " was that i don't know that was the kid or not i would also want to pay attention"}, {"start": 7034.78, "end": 7038.86, "text": " to the names"}, {"start": 7038.86, "end": 7043.94, "text": " it is twice dance rating which is insane"}, {"start": 7043.9400000000005, "end": 7046.820000000001, "text": " it where is he we have to get him back"}, {"start": 7046.820000000001, "end": 7050.240000000001, "text": " he's probably training at a secret compounds in"}, {"start": 7050.240000000001, "end": 7053.26, "text": " with the way you're right now"}, {"start": 7053.26, "end": 7055.02, "text": " he's on uh..."}, {"start": 7055.02, "end": 7058.02, "text": " was whatever the opposite of traders as heroes"}, {"start": 7058.02, "end": 7064.620000000001, "text": " is that he's on heroes he's playing the guy who's on rimmed glasses"}, {"start": 7064.620000000001, "end": 7070.500000000001, "text": " he's doing the shall in monk training that victory when the amadean offseason"}, {"start": 7070.5, "end": 7072.18, "text": " But he kicked in the knees like a hundred times."}, {"start": 7072.18, "end": 7077.18, "text": " He's learning to forego all material trappings"}, {"start": 7077.22, "end": 7080.7, "text": " and other such eco-driven pursuits in this terrestrial life."}, {"start": 7083.5, "end": 7084.62, "text": " Gerald, what's wrong?"}, {"start": 7084.62, "end": 7086.9, "text": " You know the Spurs GM was tweaking"}, {"start": 7086.9, "end": 7089.06, "text": " when he saw the interview with the Shaolin monks"}, {"start": 7089.06, "end": 7090.94, "text": " that were like, yeah, we had Wimby climb"}, {"start": 7090.94, "end": 7094.06, "text": " like a mountain pass with no harnesses on."}, {"start": 7094.06, "end": 7097.38, "text": " And you're like, bro, that's our number one draft pick."}, {"start": 7097.38, "end": 7099.78, "text": " Like we got hundreds of millions of dollars"}, {"start": 7099.78, "end": 7103.679999999999, "text": " riding on this kid what do you mean you put you took him up in the band him"}, {"start": 7103.679999999999, "end": 7113.04, "text": " alias with no straps on but he fucking made it down man he made it down I got"}, {"start": 7113.04, "end": 7118.8, "text": " admit I did just have like an image playing my head of a really tall lanky"}, {"start": 7118.8, "end": 7122.36, "text": " guy falling down a hill it was kind of funny I was picturing like floating down"}, {"start": 7122.36, "end": 7127.04, "text": " like like with the grace of a feather touching upon the ground I pictured it"}, {"start": 7127.04, "end": 7131.04, "text": " Like, I don't know, like a stick bug falling out."}, {"start": 7131.04, "end": 7134.96, "text": " I don't know, it's like a really stiff lens everywhere."}, {"start": 7141.08, "end": 7143.0, "text": " He's like Paul Bunning in my head."}, {"start": 7146.04, "end": 7149.36, "text": " I don't even know what he looked like."}, {"start": 7149.36, "end": 7152.64, "text": " Victor Wembleyama, he's the most unique looking man"}, {"start": 7152.64, "end": 7153.82, "text": " that's ever existed."}, {"start": 7153.82, "end": 7156.82, "text": " He's like seven foot two."}, {"start": 7156.82, "end": 7160.94, "text": " I guess what I meant is like, is he like,"}, {"start": 7160.94, "end": 7164.94, "text": " is he like a Sean Bradley seven foot two or is he like a Shaq?"}, {"start": 7164.94, "end": 7167.74, "text": " I don't know what that means."}, {"start": 7167.74, "end": 7173.94, "text": " Because Victor Wimba Yama is like 20,000 times more famous than whoever"}, {"start": 7173.94, "end": 7175.139999999999, "text": " Sean Bradley is."}, {"start": 7175.139999999999, "end": 7178.9, "text": " He's just a tall white guy back in the day."}, {"start": 7178.9, "end": 7182.139999999999, "text": " Did he play basketball or did you go to school with him?"}, {"start": 7182.14, "end": 7192.6, "text": " You know like back back back in the day was like every every like season one team would like pick like a seven-foot guy"}, {"start": 7192.9800000000005, "end": 7194.9800000000005, "text": " It's like how long are they gonna last?"}, {"start": 7195.780000000001, "end": 7198.92, "text": " Yeah, there's only been like a few that have lasted"}, {"start": 7199.820000000001, "end": 7201.820000000001, "text": " What is crazy is that they actually like"}, {"start": 7202.5, "end": 7205.660000000001, "text": " Wendy proved me so right because for 15 years. I was like"}, {"start": 7206.18, "end": 7210.900000000001, "text": " Why don't they just have the tall guys learn how to shoot three-pointers and then people like it's impossible"}, {"start": 7210.900000000001, "end": 7218.64, "text": " Possible the kinematics are so different. It's literally taller. It's harder to shoot the taller you are and then this one kid from France is like"}, {"start": 7218.64, "end": 7220.1, "text": " Oh wait, I'll do it"}, {"start": 7220.1, "end": 7224.18, "text": " Fuck it. It's also I mean, it's just a it's just a fucking basketball. It's not a 3,000 pound weight"}, {"start": 7224.18, "end": 7227.660000000001, "text": " But he's just a basket even if it don't matter what it'd be easier if you're taller"}, {"start": 7227.660000000001, "end": 7230.620000000001, "text": " He just you're just shooting the ball man. It doesn't like"}, {"start": 7231.620000000001, "end": 7237.56, "text": " The only thing it's easier to be of your shorter is a bodybuilder because you do like three curls and all of a sudden you're like fucking yelts"}, {"start": 7238.22, "end": 7240.22, "text": " build like"}, {"start": 7240.900000000001, "end": 7246.860000000001, "text": " Pardon me well like a wrestler like a rest your wrestler or like a jockey or something. Yeah"}, {"start": 7251.3, "end": 7255.620000000001, "text": " That's not jackie. Oh, we got ghetto Slipy on our team again green was on our team last game"}, {"start": 7258.1, "end": 7264.540000000001, "text": " That is what you are put it in your car when your car pulled our"}, {"start": 7265.26, "end": 7269.280000000001, "text": " Drink away with me to another place"}, {"start": 7270.900000000001, "end": 7272.900000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7275.460000000001, "end": 7278.34, "text": " You get the kpop demon hunters meal yet keep did yesterday"}, {"start": 7279.26, "end": 7282.9800000000005, "text": " So did I really she got the where's the devil sauce? I"}, {"start": 7283.820000000001, "end": 7288.500000000001, "text": " Don't there's two sauce. Can you ban an oobus for me real quick before I have the worst day of my life? Thank you"}, {"start": 7288.500000000001, "end": 7290.500000000001, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 7292.9800000000005, "end": 7297.900000000001, "text": " This is what happens on what he votes nobody votes all of a sudden everyone's like why the fuck are we playing overpass?"}, {"start": 7298.580000000001, "end": 7300.580000000001, "text": " sweet chili sauce"}, {"start": 7300.900000000001, "end": 7307.76, "text": " All the motherfuckers you stayed home are going who the fuck voted for overpass"}, {"start": 7309.660000000001, "end": 7316.9400000000005, "text": " Was really not it just it tasted like slightly spicy honey mustard like they put they touched honey mustard with the jalapeno"}, {"start": 7316.9400000000005, "end": 7319.88, "text": " I gotta say they're phone reading on the sauces lately, man"}, {"start": 7319.88, "end": 7324.660000000001, "text": " They gotta do really not they gotta do something more superlative for the next collab meal"}, {"start": 7325.26, "end": 7326.18, "text": " It was funny though"}, {"start": 7326.18, "end": 7331.3, "text": " We got you know, we each got a meal and like we gave the cards to our niece and"}, {"start": 7332.9400000000005, "end": 7336.34, "text": " Then I was like out of curiosity. I'm like, I wonder what people are selling these for an eBay"}, {"start": 7337.1, "end": 7339.1, "text": " Pro people are selling them for like $80"}, {"start": 7340.22, "end": 7342.22, "text": " Card from McDonald's Happy Meal"}, {"start": 7342.58, "end": 7344.58, "text": " We're buying them for 80 bucks"}, {"start": 7344.860000000001, "end": 7350.62, "text": " I guess I just don't are they selling like they're also they're not just listening. Yeah, there were some that were selling prices"}, {"start": 7350.62, "end": 7354.38, "text": " They're all over the price, but I saw I saw an 80 and like a 40"}, {"start": 7354.38, "end": 7360.74, "text": " I just don't understand why they wouldn't just go to McDonald's and get it for like I think is it's only in North America, baby?"}, {"start": 7362.14, "end": 7365.86, "text": " Damn, so they're paying shipping on top of everything. Yeah. Yeah. I"}, {"start": 7367.02, "end": 7371.7, "text": " Did say price. All right, because I was thinking price and place and I combine them"}, {"start": 7371.7, "end": 7386.22, "text": " It's crazy the best sauce is still barbecue after all the sauce-based innovations."}, {"start": 7386.22, "end": 7388.62, "text": " I don't like barbecue."}, {"start": 7388.62, "end": 7392.54, "text": " I think barbecue is heavily underbought right now."}, {"start": 7392.54, "end": 7393.86, "text": " I'm a honey mustard guy."}, {"start": 7393.86, "end": 7397.62, "text": " But they don't even have honey mustard at McDonald's, nephew."}, {"start": 7397.62, "end": 7399.099999999999, "text": " Yeah, they have hot mustard."}, {"start": 7399.1, "end": 7401.5, "text": " The hot mustard is a completely different flavor profile."}, {"start": 7407.1, "end": 7407.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7407.8, "end": 7409.400000000001, "text": " Here, I'm saving. I'm smoking lab."}, {"start": 7412.400000000001, "end": 7413.400000000001, "text": " I'm coming by a bucked."}, {"start": 7417.1, "end": 7418.900000000001, "text": " That was a great shot. I can't be mad about that."}, {"start": 7421.900000000001, "end": 7423.900000000001, "text": " Scoops kind of went crazy with it on that one."}, {"start": 7424.900000000001, "end": 7427.1, "text": " Oh, he was on the other team last game. Fuck!"}, {"start": 7429.1, "end": 7432.1, "text": " Fuck, we gotta wait before we queue."}, {"start": 7432.1, "end": 7436.1, "text": " I don't even know where you cover if you're not covering A."}, {"start": 7440.1, "end": 7445.1, "text": " Like, what are the angles on B? B, good answer, good answer."}, {"start": 7445.1, "end": 7448.1, "text": " Are these guys watching pornography?"}, {"start": 7448.1, "end": 7449.1, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 7449.1, "end": 7451.1, "text": " It was Mike? What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 7453.1, "end": 7455.1, "text": " Sean Combs? Sean Combs on our team?"}, {"start": 7459.1, "end": 7469.200000000001, "text": " I think it's not an A. Oh my god, they're long. They're not, not a B. Are they that"}, {"start": 7469.200000000001, "end": 7478.96, "text": " who's getting dumb? Yeah, I don't know. This is crazy. Way too sensual for a CS mic."}, {"start": 7478.96, "end": 7488.32, "text": " Yowch my corny is bathroom, I think too long. I'm just bad"}, {"start": 7495.64, "end": 7503.04, "text": " Man look at this get the fucking deal with the devil PP by zoom man. He's got constant teens gone"}, {"start": 7503.04, "end": 7531.76, "text": " I don't like playing overpass at all. I feel like the fucking average voter fucked us, man."}, {"start": 7531.76, "end": 7540.08, "text": " No, Constantine is not the best Keanu Reeves movie. This shit is fucking disgusting, man."}, {"start": 7540.08, "end": 7544.280000000001, "text": " The Matrix is obviously Keanu Reeves' best movie. If not the Matrix, we could have a"}, {"start": 7544.280000000001, "end": 7552.8, "text": " conversation about maybe speed? One lung? Two lung?"}, {"start": 7552.8, "end": 7554.400000000001, "text": " We'll be looking at A here."}, {"start": 7554.400000000001, "end": 7555.400000000001, "text": " Bathroom."}, {"start": 7557.900000000001, "end": 7559.400000000001, "text": " One more bathroom."}, {"start": 7561.6, "end": 7563.1, "text": " Let's die tonight."}, {"start": 7563.1, "end": 7565.900000000001, "text": " Green, I thought green also was covering me a little bit."}, {"start": 7565.900000000001, "end": 7567.400000000001, "text": " Oh, long, long, long."}, {"start": 7573.7, "end": 7575.2, "text": " What's on the move?"}, {"start": 7575.2, "end": 7578.2, "text": " Great! Oh, I thought the P90 was gonna do it, man."}, {"start": 7578.2, "end": 7594.2, "text": " I don't care what the critics say, Constantine is fun. Yeah, it's a classic like people who watch movies for a living think it's bad, but like dudes who watch two movies a year are like, why does everyone hate this? No disrespect."}, {"start": 7594.2, "end": 7600.679999999999, "text": " I would make a crazy double feature with the nice guys."}, {"start": 7600.679999999999, "end": 7605.82, "text": " What do we buy in here, Lad Stiegel?"}, {"start": 7605.82, "end": 7609.28, "text": " Great minds think alike. What about Point Break?"}, {"start": 7609.28, "end": 7613.5199999999995, "text": " Point Break is an amazing movie. I was crashing out."}, {"start": 7613.5199999999995, "end": 7617.0, "text": " They shall remain unnamed, but there was a"}, {"start": 7617.0, "end": 7620.36, "text": " vaunted member of the Peloton Discord that said they loved"}, {"start": 7620.360000000001, "end": 7624.160000000001, "text": " Point break and then I didn't recommend the hard-boiled to them"}, {"start": 7624.160000000001, "end": 7629.9400000000005, "text": " But they watched hard-boiled the next day and went I had to tap out halfway through this movie was just too much for me"}, {"start": 7629.9400000000005, "end": 7635.34, "text": " I don't know what the mommy be guy guy who loves point break, but doesn't like hard-boiled"}, {"start": 7636.920000000001, "end": 7639.68, "text": " We contain multi-toothed bro, so I'm trying to say"}, {"start": 7639.68, "end": 7657.3, "text": " cover me I'm making noise oh okay Cory W play Cory W play"}, {"start": 7657.3, "end": 7659.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7668.9400000000005, "end": 7671.3, "text": " For you want this AK I want about"}, {"start": 7674.74, "end": 7678.26, "text": " Yeah, I give this you for yellow I took a lot to Poland"}, {"start": 7680.42, "end": 7682.900000000001, "text": " Or he seems like a big Michael Mann guy I"}, {"start": 7682.900000000001, "end": 7689.860000000001, "text": " I could see that I could see Corey's favorite Michael man movie being heat and then maybe like having the insider a close second I"}, {"start": 7691.740000000001, "end": 7697.9800000000005, "text": " Could see Corey like but I could honestly Corey no disrespect you strike me as the kind of guy who gives like Miami vice of two and a half stars"}, {"start": 7700.740000000001, "end": 7704.4400000000005, "text": " Lots be I hear be girl"}, {"start": 7712.900000000001, "end": 7715.900000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, that's a bad point."}, {"start": 7726.400000000001, "end": 7727.400000000001, "text": " Where's the last?"}, {"start": 7729.900000000001, "end": 7730.900000000001, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 7731.900000000001, "end": 7732.900000000001, "text": " I have no idea where to cover."}, {"start": 7732.900000000001, "end": 7733.900000000001, "text": " He's there, he's on me."}, {"start": 7733.900000000001, "end": 7735.900000000001, "text": " He's on the spot that I said I don't know how to cover,"}, {"start": 7735.900000000001, "end": 7737.900000000001, "text": " so I unscoked him last mile for no reason."}, {"start": 7738.900000000001, "end": 7739.900000000001, "text": " He killed me."}, {"start": 7739.900000000001, "end": 7758.740000000001, "text": " I don't know what booksmart is."}, {"start": 7758.740000000001, "end": 7761.26, "text": " He did not give, he did not give Enora a one."}, {"start": 7761.26, "end": 7766.3, "text": " He gave it, I think he gave it a two and a half or a two."}, {"start": 7766.3, "end": 7767.3, "text": " It deserves a one."}, {"start": 7767.3, "end": 7769.3, "text": " Uh, does not deserve a one"}, {"start": 7772.3, "end": 7776.02, "text": " That's a little insane. You're putting a little bit of evil on Sean Baker with that one"}, {"start": 7778.9400000000005, "end": 7780.9800000000005, "text": " Oh one low"}, {"start": 7782.820000000001, "end": 7784.820000000001, "text": " Squeaky I"}, {"start": 7786.34, "end": 7793.74, "text": " Got two three bathroom yellow your fuck never mind he's awesome never mind he's fucked"}, {"start": 7797.3, "end": 7804.900000000001, "text": " Why was the first 30 minutes of Inora just porn?"}, {"start": 7804.900000000001, "end": 7809.860000000001, "text": " It's not porn, it's two adults having sex."}, {"start": 7809.860000000001, "end": 7818.38, "text": " That's not porn."}, {"start": 7818.38, "end": 7819.38, "text": " Is everyone stupid?"}, {"start": 7819.38, "end": 7820.38, "text": " Don't blame them!"}, {"start": 7820.38, "end": 7825.900000000001, "text": " They grew up in a time that was so open, it became like puritanical."}, {"start": 7825.900000000001, "end": 7828.3, "text": " It's a life is full of contradictions."}, {"start": 7835.3, "end": 7836.34, "text": " You can do this."}, {"start": 7836.34, "end": 7837.040000000001, "text": " You heard him."}, {"start": 7837.040000000001, "end": 7838.18, "text": " He was on fire."}, {"start": 7838.18, "end": 7839.280000000001, "text": " Bro was on fire."}, {"start": 7846.040000000001, "end": 7848.580000000001, "text": " He's valid for that one."}, {"start": 7848.580000000001, "end": 7849.740000000001, "text": " I'm with you on the XM, bro."}, {"start": 7849.740000000001, "end": 7850.240000000001, "text": " Let's do it."}, {"start": 7850.24, "end": 7856.92, "text": " I'm gonna play B with this stuff."}, {"start": 7856.92, "end": 7861.84, "text": " Let's do this, perp."}, {"start": 7861.84, "end": 7875.36, "text": " Where you holding with that AWP, young pup?"}, {"start": 7875.360000000001, "end": 7878.200000000001, "text": " I'm kind of crazy with it."}, {"start": 7878.200000000001, "end": 7881.200000000001, "text": " You till mid?"}, {"start": 7881.200000000001, "end": 7886.52, "text": " I don't know, they threw a decoy beam?"}, {"start": 7886.52, "end": 7891.4400000000005, "text": " Um, okay, we fucking lost a huge team."}, {"start": 7891.4400000000005, "end": 7892.4400000000005, "text": " Hate that."}, {"start": 7892.4400000000005, "end": 7901.4800000000005, "text": " We lost a more terribly than I've ever seen it lost."}, {"start": 7901.4800000000005, "end": 7902.4800000000005, "text": " You heard them?"}, {"start": 7902.4800000000005, "end": 7909.4800000000005, "text": " also saw our opera got fucking blown away so I was trying to cover him. W Corey. W Corey."}, {"start": 7920.4800000000005, "end": 7923.780000000001, "text": " Corey's gonna win this, Corey's gonna win this, Corey's gonna win this for us by revealing"}, {"start": 7923.780000000001, "end": 7924.780000000001, "text": " the enemy's position."}, {"start": 7924.78, "end": 7929.78, "text": " You're right behind the truck."}, {"start": 7929.78, "end": 7935.78, "text": " No, no, no, it's hard right."}, {"start": 7935.78, "end": 7939.78, "text": " Really funny that you watched Nora on the Peloton."}, {"start": 7939.78, "end": 7941.78, "text": " Two cinephiles find a way, man."}, {"start": 7941.78, "end": 7946.78, "text": " I don't know why the average person who watches movies these days is like,"}, {"start": 7946.78, "end": 7949.78, "text": " I love movies. That's why I've only seen four of them this year."}, {"start": 7949.78, "end": 7956.78, "text": " Because I can only watch them on 35 millimeter in the theater, unbothered."}, {"start": 7956.78, "end": 7959.78, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7959.78, "end": 7966.78, "text": " And it ruins the film for me if anybody else pulls out their phone."}, {"start": 7966.78, "end": 7969.78, "text": " You never watch in theater? Oh really?"}, {"start": 7969.78, "end": 7973.78, "text": " So no other choice is a joke to you?"}, {"start": 7973.78, "end": 7976.78, "text": " There's a middle ground between that and your phone screen?"}, {"start": 7976.78, "end": 7982.42, "text": " Okay, fucking you watch a movie and put out 1200 killer drills in 90 minutes, then leave"}, {"start": 7982.42, "end": 7984.46, "text": " a fucking droll review on Letterbox."}, {"start": 7984.46, "end": 7985.46, "text": " Tell me you have-"}, {"start": 7985.46, "end": 7986.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7986.46, "end": 7991.62, "text": " Love that, love to hear that."}, {"start": 7991.62, "end": 7993.62, "text": " Don't put I can't because I beat you in the argument."}, {"start": 7993.62, "end": 7996.62, "text": " There's a dude right there!"}, {"start": 7996.62, "end": 7997.62, "text": " Okay, you got him."}, {"start": 7997.62, "end": 8002.62, "text": " I was with you, by the way, you're orange."}, {"start": 8002.62, "end": 8004.62, "text": " He was by me?"}, {"start": 8004.62, "end": 8006.62, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 8006.62, "end": 8008.62, "text": " Oh, it was by the other fellow."}, {"start": 8016.14, "end": 8018.94, "text": " I wish I'd made up a guy who beat an argument. No, it is. It's the beaten."}, {"start": 8020.0599999999995, "end": 8023.5, "text": " I'm not losing an argument to someone who's in pre-chat, especially when I know they're in the 30s."}, {"start": 8023.5, "end": 8025.5, "text": " Okay, it's just not going to happen."}, {"start": 8031.74, "end": 8033.74, "text": " Now that's a cop."}, {"start": 8036.62, "end": 8042.86, "text": " literally why is it why does having an op make my nose so itchy"}, {"start": 8042.86, "end": 8050.5, "text": " we faded one non-rock only one left bombs down rock long"}, {"start": 8050.5, "end": 8063.5, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 8063.5, "end": 8069.38, "text": " of all we run the streets bro"}, {"start": 8069.38, "end": 8071.08, "text": " when was the last time you changed your mind?"}, {"start": 8071.08, "end": 8073.28, "text": " um, the last time I was presented with new information"}, {"start": 8074.68, "end": 8075.18, "text": " heh"}, {"start": 8075.58, "end": 8077.08, "text": " hahahahah"}, {"start": 8077.38, "end": 8078.18, "text": " next question?"}, {"start": 8079.38, "end": 8080.88, "text": " if I know you got a 10 inch or"}, {"start": 8080.88, "end": 8082.38, "text": " mm, I wish man"}, {"start": 8083.68, "end": 8084.4800000000005, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 8085.88, "end": 8089.38, "text": " wouldn't mind having a little extra but 10 inch is probably a little too much"}, {"start": 8092.18, "end": 8094.4800000000005, "text": " Giro you're really starting to piss me off buddy"}, {"start": 8094.4800000000005, "end": 8099.76, "text": " You get serious beef with your cat, man"}, {"start": 8109.6, "end": 8114.84, "text": " Damn we're fucking owning them man. Who's got ten inches now?"}, {"start": 8119.360000000001, "end": 8123.400000000001, "text": " Party you're right he's up to party"}, {"start": 8124.4800000000005, "end": 8139.4800000000005, "text": " Come on, Green. You don't have to push him. Oh, shit, I saw him. Come on, there, fucker."}, {"start": 8139.4800000000005, "end": 8153.4800000000005, "text": " No! Oh, my God, it fucking hit me."}, {"start": 8153.4800000000005, "end": 8157.68, "text": " It's still hitting me, it's still hitting me."}, {"start": 8157.68, "end": 8159.080000000001, "text": " The flames are spreading."}, {"start": 8164.320000000001, "end": 8165.160000000001, "text": " What do you think, lads?"}, {"start": 8165.160000000001, "end": 8166.360000000001, "text": " We gotta try."}, {"start": 8166.360000000001, "end": 8167.96, "text": " Whoa, every time."}, {"start": 8167.96, "end": 8172.4800000000005, "text": " The Util, they don't know the Util emits a pheromone"}, {"start": 8172.4800000000005, "end": 8174.4400000000005, "text": " that makes them peek you."}, {"start": 8174.4400000000005, "end": 8176.64, "text": " I'm gonna start using that to my advantage."}, {"start": 8183.4800000000005, "end": 8188.4800000000005, "text": " utility is like a it's like when you put like deer urine on yourself when you go"}, {"start": 8188.4800000000005, "end": 8194.68, "text": " hunting yeah you ever been hunting Cory no I mean I don't think I'd have the"}, {"start": 8194.68, "end": 8201.32, "text": " stomach for it"}, {"start": 8201.32, "end": 8215.56, "text": " all quiet man"}, {"start": 8215.56, "end": 8227.44, "text": " of you fellow"}, {"start": 8227.44, "end": 8229.44, "text": " Bad trade"}, {"start": 8229.76, "end": 8231.76, "text": " Off monster"}, {"start": 8231.880000000001, "end": 8233.880000000001, "text": " Monsters big tunnel"}, {"start": 8234.480000000001, "end": 8237.36, "text": " The sewer tunnel for a mouth. Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 8239.44, "end": 8241.44, "text": " Crazy angle crazy angle"}, {"start": 8243.04, "end": 8245.04, "text": " Monster had off"}, {"start": 8250.720000000001, "end": 8251.92, "text": " Mm-hmm"}, {"start": 8251.92, "end": 8255.28, "text": " No, it's true. You can't use the criterion channel on the Peloton screw"}, {"start": 8255.28, "end": 8257.28, "text": " I mean, we've covered this many times."}, {"start": 8257.28, "end": 8259.92, "text": " What's crazy to me, and Corey, back me up here,"}, {"start": 8259.92, "end": 8262.320000000002, "text": " people who don't watch Criterion Channel"}, {"start": 8262.320000000002, "end": 8263.800000000001, "text": " and who don't go on the Peloton Gold,"}, {"start": 8263.800000000001, "end": 8265.720000000001, "text": " here's a way to improve your workflow."}, {"start": 8265.720000000001, "end": 8268.800000000001, "text": " Meanwhile, me, the stoic Peloton and Criterion enjoyer,"}, {"start": 8268.800000000001, "end": 8270.320000000002, "text": " just minding my own business,"}, {"start": 8270.320000000002, "end": 8271.6, "text": " talking about how much I love the newest"}, {"start": 8271.6, "end": 8273.28, "text": " Orson Welles movie that I saw,"}, {"start": 8273.28, "end": 8274.720000000001, "text": " is like, well, you're valid for that,"}, {"start": 8274.720000000001, "end": 8276.92, "text": " but here's why it's wrong, okay?"}, {"start": 8276.92, "end": 8280.44, "text": " For one, you don't get Criterion Channel on the Peloton."}, {"start": 8280.44, "end": 8283.2, "text": " Take that up with Peloton's highly-paid software engineers."}, {"start": 8283.2, "end": 8288.2, "text": " Secondly, if you do have an entertainment ride,"}, {"start": 8289.52, "end": 8292.04, "text": " the entertainment ride doesn't let other people join you."}, {"start": 8292.04, "end": 8295.480000000001, "text": " We would lose the community aspect of the Peloton Discord."}, {"start": 8295.480000000001, "end": 8298.28, "text": " You have to do a, well, you could do a class,"}, {"start": 8298.28, "end": 8300.240000000002, "text": " but we do scenic rides so that we can have"}, {"start": 8300.240000000002, "end": 8302.04, "text": " multiple people on the same ride"}, {"start": 8302.04, "end": 8303.84, "text": " and all give each other high fives."}, {"start": 8307.84, "end": 8308.880000000001, "text": " Ooh, good eyes."}, {"start": 8308.880000000001, "end": 8322.7, "text": " Oh my god. We did it. Everyone's on Zwift already? Yeah, but there's Zwifters. I don't"}, {"start": 8322.7, "end": 8326.000000000002, "text": " know if they even ride that much, man, because all I've ever seen in the Peloton Discord"}, {"start": 8326.000000000002, "end": 8330.080000000002, "text": " is like the trainer road AI told me it's supposed to be a rest day today and who am"}, {"start": 8330.080000000002, "end": 8337.720000000001, "text": " I to argue. If Chip's backing me up, then you know it's real. Is Chip and I are beefing"}, {"start": 8337.72, "end": 8339.72, "text": " over Minnesota sports right now."}, {"start": 8348.72, "end": 8351.72, "text": " I just lost hearing in my left ear."}, {"start": 8351.72, "end": 8353.72, "text": " Oh, no. No, it's back."}, {"start": 8353.72, "end": 8355.72, "text": " It's bad. It's going."}, {"start": 8355.72, "end": 8357.72, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 8357.72, "end": 8359.72, "text": " Those little like bubbles."}, {"start": 8359.72, "end": 8361.72, "text": " Yeah, something like that."}, {"start": 8367.72, "end": 8378.439999999999, "text": " You should go see a doctor. Brother, I live in Canada. If I wanted to have someone tell"}, {"start": 8378.439999999999, "end": 8383.599999999999, "text": " me to kill myself for free, I'd just open chat. Know what I'm talking about? Cory, what"}, {"start": 8383.599999999999, "end": 8386.0, "text": " are your thoughts on this whole maid situation?"}, {"start": 8386.0, "end": 8393.0, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8393.0, "end": 8399.0, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8399.0, "end": 8408.28, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8408.28, "end": 8415.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8445.08, "end": 8450.9, "text": " oh shit that's a that's a very fucking viewport bro never mind we own him"}, {"start": 8450.9, "end": 8454.539999999999, "text": " sounds like he's monster"}, {"start": 8456.539999999999, "end": 8459.9, "text": " my legs"}, {"start": 8463.5, "end": 8466.38, "text": " you can do it"}, {"start": 8466.38, "end": 8469.58, "text": " what are you doing"}, {"start": 8469.58, "end": 8477.5, "text": " I literally would have made it, I literally would have made it, that's insane."}, {"start": 8477.5, "end": 8486.22, "text": " What are you, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 8486.22, "end": 8490.38, "text": " Bro double-scooped on the bomb, like for, for what?"}, {"start": 8490.38, "end": 8491.38, "text": " For what purpose?"}, {"start": 8491.38, "end": 8499.38, "text": " Oh, it's fucking funny, man, oh, it's funny."}, {"start": 8499.380000000001, "end": 8502.980000000001, "text": " Double flash monster P250 rush."}, {"start": 8502.980000000001, "end": 8506.380000000001, "text": " I gotta uncross my legs and shit the fuck up."}, {"start": 8506.380000000001, "end": 8508.580000000002, "text": " You got legs crossed?"}, {"start": 8508.580000000002, "end": 8512.980000000001, "text": " My legs crossed the whole round."}, {"start": 8512.980000000001, "end": 8513.980000000001, "text": " In a Herman Miller?"}, {"start": 8513.980000000001, "end": 8514.980000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8514.980000000001, "end": 8515.980000000001, "text": " Monster."}, {"start": 8515.980000000001, "end": 8516.980000000001, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 8516.980000000001, "end": 8517.980000000001, "text": " Double flash."}, {"start": 8517.980000000001, "end": 8518.980000000001, "text": " Forty."}, {"start": 8518.980000000001, "end": 8519.980000000001, "text": " Forty."}, {"start": 8519.980000000001, "end": 8520.980000000001, "text": " Forty."}, {"start": 8520.980000000001, "end": 8521.980000000001, "text": " Forty."}, {"start": 8521.980000000001, "end": 8522.980000000001, "text": " Forty."}, {"start": 8522.980000000001, "end": 8523.980000000001, "text": " Forty."}, {"start": 8523.980000000001, "end": 8524.980000000001, "text": " Forty."}, {"start": 8524.98, "end": 8529.02, "text": " to"}, {"start": 8529.02, "end": 8531.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8531.92, "end": 8535.76, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8535.76, "end": 8538.76, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8538.76, "end": 8542.24, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8542.24, "end": 8544.199999999999, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8544.2, "end": 8546.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8549.800000000001, "end": 8551.800000000001, "text": " Say Brad, we saw your boat"}, {"start": 8558.12, "end": 8560.12, "text": " You knew I was coming up"}, {"start": 8562.92, "end": 8566.640000000001, "text": " Why is everyone on burst a bro is immune to bullets have you noticed this"}, {"start": 8574.2, "end": 8576.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8577.66, "end": 8582.44, "text": " Same plan enable swag mode. Oh, that's my fucking problem. I need to enable swag mode"}, {"start": 8583.12, "end": 8587.52, "text": " Cory Fitzcarral, though, we're burden of dreams and be so fucking dead ass with me"}, {"start": 8588.76, "end": 8590.76, "text": " You see me"}, {"start": 8592.44, "end": 8594.44, "text": " The one of the two I can pronounce"}, {"start": 8595.84, "end": 8597.84, "text": " No, Fitzcarral, though, bro"}, {"start": 8597.84, "end": 8602.64, "text": " No, it's Werner Herzog man Klaus Kinski type shit"}, {"start": 8613.880000000001, "end": 8621.12, "text": " Yeah, that's unfortunate you got an angel in heaven you're a little shit"}, {"start": 8621.12, "end": 8631.12, "text": " four of us died. Yeah. Yeah,"}, {"start": 8631.12, "end": 8642.480000000001, "text": " flashed. I'm saving. What are"}, {"start": 8642.480000000001, "end": 8644.480000000001, "text": " we going to do? Well, yeah."}, {"start": 8644.480000000001, "end": 8646.480000000001, "text": " Not really saving. I'm just a"}, {"start": 8646.480000000001, "end": 8648.480000000001, "text": " broke in a manner of speaking."}, {"start": 8648.48, "end": 8656.48, "text": " Oh, way well."}, {"start": 8656.48, "end": 8659.48, "text": " Guy from Puma Man is in Fitzcarraldo."}, {"start": 8659.48, "end": 8666.68, "text": " W information, but also this is your brain on the Angry Video Game Nerd."}, {"start": 8666.68, "end": 8671.56, "text": " Nothing long."}, {"start": 8671.56, "end": 8673.76, "text": " We should all stop with pistols."}, {"start": 8673.76, "end": 8686.24, "text": " got to get a long kick holy fuck what just happened you activated one guy there I got"}, {"start": 8686.24, "end": 8694.2, "text": " some damage on him you fucking own me with an AK"}, {"start": 8694.400000000001, "end": 8696.400000000001, "text": " W reload"}, {"start": 8700.04, "end": 8702.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8705.12, "end": 8708.16, "text": " Was a crazy crazy deagle shot"}, {"start": 8709.140000000001, "end": 8712.1, "text": " One of those shots I swear to you I didn't even see him"}, {"start": 8713.28, "end": 8716.240000000002, "text": " Yeah, my brain just went there he is"}, {"start": 8717.0, "end": 8719.0, "text": " Yeah, yeah, those are the best"}, {"start": 8724.2, "end": 8731.2, "text": " I'm not sure what's going on."}, {"start": 8731.2, "end": 8734.2, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 8734.2, "end": 8741.2, "text": " Bring me some higher love."}, {"start": 8741.2, "end": 8755.76, "text": " Okay, um, what happened?"}, {"start": 8755.76, "end": 8756.76, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8756.76, "end": 8758.76, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8758.76, "end": 8760.76, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 8760.76, "end": 8762.76, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 8762.76, "end": 8764.76, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 8764.76, "end": 8766.76, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 8766.76, "end": 8769.92, "text": " Damn Damn"}, {"start": 8769.92, "end": 8774.800000000001, "text": " Give me a knife or gloves"}, {"start": 8774.800000000001, "end": 8779.6, "text": " Give me a knife or gloves"}, {"start": 8779.6, "end": 8783.94, "text": " It's the knife or gloves that I've been"}, {"start": 8783.94, "end": 8787.94, "text": " I've got dreams in my head and they don't go"}, {"start": 8787.94, "end": 8795.64, "text": " What is this guy doing? Spirit is in my head and they won't go"}, {"start": 8795.64, "end": 8797.64, "text": " Oh, red."}, {"start": 8800.24, "end": 8803.439999999999, "text": " Hate this stim. It's not a stim. It's a really good song."}, {"start": 8812.039999999999, "end": 8815.84, "text": " Pac-1 pick one, sad-eyed lady of the lowlands or visions of Johanna. What do you think, Corey?"}, {"start": 8817.64, "end": 8819.939999999999, "text": " Pac-1 pick one, a repeater or the argument?"}, {"start": 8819.94, "end": 8826.94, "text": " I'm taking 13 songs, but no disrespect to you."}, {"start": 8826.94, "end": 8835.94, "text": " You can give that as an option."}, {"start": 8835.94, "end": 8840.94, "text": " Okay, it's scout time."}, {"start": 8840.94, "end": 8842.94, "text": " 100"}, {"start": 8843.5, "end": 8845.5, "text": " 28 kills on this beast"}, {"start": 8858.460000000001, "end": 8862.980000000001, "text": " We're elevating this beyond the typical counter-strike stream the typical counter-strike stream is like"}, {"start": 8864.980000000001, "end": 8868.94, "text": " Connector and that's it that might be all you get for like a half an hour, man"}, {"start": 8868.94, "end": 8877.300000000001, "text": " a lit one long there's two coming long pushing you I'm be you are be our bomb"}, {"start": 8877.300000000001, "end": 8885.66, "text": " is uh is party bomb is down part missed so bad"}, {"start": 8887.9, "end": 8892.58, "text": " purple's got this purple's got this for sure I'm ready for the next round"}, {"start": 8892.58, "end": 8901.52, "text": " got this for sure. Swag. See?"}, {"start": 8901.52, "end": 8909.52, "text": " 71 in one. I'm going to give you"}, {"start": 8909.52, "end": 8911.52, "text": " your in your shit, huh?"}, {"start": 8911.52, "end": 8913.52, "text": " Honestly, like I've played much"}, {"start": 8913.52, "end": 8915.52, "text": " worse rounds in this, but"}, {"start": 8915.52, "end": 8917.52, "text": " never in history have I been"}, {"start": 8917.52, "end": 8919.52, "text": " more confident that we are going"}, {"start": 8919.52, "end": 8921.52, "text": " to have a loss here. I think we"}, {"start": 8921.52, "end": 8925.2, "text": " I think we have, what I would describe as less than zero team cohesion."}, {"start": 8928.2, "end": 8931.800000000001, "text": " Some guy on the other team just keeps talking, man."}, {"start": 8935.08, "end": 8936.76, "text": " I think he only won his first game."}, {"start": 8936.76, "end": 8939.84, "text": " Librarian as the record keeper, you have a responsibility to be honest."}, {"start": 8939.84, "end": 8941.04, "text": " We won our first two games."}, {"start": 8943.560000000001, "end": 8946.0, "text": " In fact, the very first game, we were 13 and L."}, {"start": 8947.960000000001, "end": 8949.36, "text": " And by we, I mean myself."}, {"start": 8950.24, "end": 8952.24, "text": " Cory was not here for that one yet"}, {"start": 8954.34, "end": 8956.640000000001, "text": " Good kill good kill"}, {"start": 8964.44, "end": 8966.44, "text": " He's playing connector"}, {"start": 8974.0, "end": 8976.0, "text": " He's rotating"}, {"start": 8976.0, "end": 8979.52, "text": " See now, this is this is your typical counter-strike stream"}, {"start": 8982.32, "end": 8985.76, "text": " There's two valley well there is"}, {"start": 8991.76, "end": 8999.48, "text": " Play that blue a nice trash situation player purple has let me and they've stopped receiving communications from the remote host the blue name is"}, {"start": 9001.36, "end": 9005.0, "text": " Made me think they were dead a blue team color"}, {"start": 9006.0, "end": 9016.9, "text": " I don't think he left so much as like he literally felt his face get hot and said fuck this and"}, {"start": 9016.9, "end": 9022.24, "text": " like probably punched his computer and broke the glass and then right now his fist is stuck"}, {"start": 9022.24, "end": 9030.34, "text": " in the computer tower and he's like he's literally fucking being electrocuted to death"}, {"start": 9030.34, "end": 9031.34, "text": " right now."}, {"start": 9031.34, "end": 9033.78, "text": " Oh wait he's back actually nevermind he's chill."}, {"start": 9033.78, "end": 9043.26, "text": " a ghost in the damn machine bro that's major kuzanagi bro if I've ever seen one"}, {"start": 9043.26, "end": 9064.9, "text": " I think we have B right now."}, {"start": 9064.9, "end": 9068.02, "text": " Alright, I'll drop bomb on playground in case you're curious."}, {"start": 9068.02, "end": 9083.28, "text": " It's unfortunate. It's not a major Kusanagi. It's Lieutenant Kusanagi. Yeah. Majors. Isn't"}, {"start": 9083.28, "end": 9096.1, "text": " major the last playground? Oh, never mind. You got you got. Yeah, it's major. Who said"}, {"start": 9096.1, "end": 9098.220000000001, "text": " Can somebody figure out who said Lieutenant?"}, {"start": 9098.220000000001, "end": 9101.5, "text": " I want them, they were watching the movie on their phone."}, {"start": 9101.5, "end": 9104.58, "text": " I bet they, every review of every movie they've ever seen"}, {"start": 9104.58, "end": 9107.960000000001, "text": " on Letterbox says, who's a little slow?"}, {"start": 9112.140000000001, "end": 9116.06, "text": " Yeah, it's pretty good, but it starts a little slow"}, {"start": 9116.06, "end": 9118.140000000001, "text": " and the ending's a little weak."}, {"start": 9118.140000000001, "end": 9120.140000000001, "text": " But there was about 45 seconds in the middle"}, {"start": 9120.140000000001, "end": 9122.66, "text": " during the action scenes where I thought this was one"}, {"start": 9122.66, "end": 9124.06, "text": " of the best movies ever made."}, {"start": 9126.1, "end": 9135.34, "text": " Disco Elysium reference. For the last time, I haven't watched SpongeBob SquarePants, okay?"}, {"start": 9135.34, "end": 9138.220000000001, "text": " You can keep referencing it. It doesn't make you evil for referencing it, but I've never"}, {"start": 9138.220000000001, "end": 9139.220000000001, "text": " seen it."}, {"start": 9169.22, "end": 9171.92, "text": " I'm afraid something's going to drop."}, {"start": 9171.92, "end": 9176.619999999999, "text": " You didn't realize how much better people would do in this game."}, {"start": 9176.619999999999, "end": 9178.019999999999, "text": " They just took the knives away."}, {"start": 9180.32, "end": 9180.82, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9182.619999999999, "end": 9182.92, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9182.92, "end": 9184.72, "text": " The guy on our team told them to knife him."}, {"start": 9185.119999999999, "end": 9187.22, "text": " Oh, OK."}, {"start": 9187.22, "end": 9187.82, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9188.72, "end": 9189.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9189.32, "end": 9194.019999999999, "text": " Guy on our team told him to knife and then told him to like uninstall basically after."}, {"start": 9194.02, "end": 9200.78, "text": " Can you give me like a couple minutes to feed this ravenous beast?"}, {"start": 9200.78, "end": 9201.78, "text": " I can."}, {"start": 9201.78, "end": 9205.54, "text": " And I'll be right back."}, {"start": 9205.54, "end": 9209.34, "text": " I've muted Corey so he doesn't have to hear the terrible news that I also have to leave"}, {"start": 9209.34, "end": 9214.34, "text": " early today because there's something going on in my daughter's school."}, {"start": 9214.34, "end": 9222.1, "text": " It's not his fault, but I'm not going to tell him that he can't feed his cats because"}, {"start": 9222.1, "end": 9226.1, "text": " because I got to leave early to go to my daughter's school."}, {"start": 9226.1, "end": 9228.66, "text": " But they are always making some stuff up."}, {"start": 9228.66, "end": 9233.58, "text": " Now, listen, there's good reasons for it most of the time."}, {"start": 9233.58, "end": 9236.220000000001, "text": " They are always like, hey, can you swing by?"}, {"start": 9241.62, "end": 9244.66, "text": " They're always asking me to swing by at like a quarter"}, {"start": 9244.66, "end": 9249.74, "text": " after one, and you're like, is anybody working this town?"}, {"start": 9249.74, "end": 9251.720000000001, "text": " No, I'm the first person to push back"}, {"start": 9251.72, "end": 9255.4, "text": " and say, quarter after one doesn't work for me."}, {"start": 9255.4, "end": 9257.64, "text": " Like, that seems surprising to me,"}, {"start": 9257.64, "end": 9261.4, "text": " because I have a very set-in-my-own-hours type"}, {"start": 9261.4, "end": 9262.039999999999, "text": " of job."}, {"start": 9262.039999999999, "end": 9265.48, "text": " I can't be the first one to be like, that's tough."}, {"start": 9265.48, "end": 9266.76, "text": " That's a tough time for me."}, {"start": 9277.0, "end": 9278.519999999999, "text": " I can see why you keep in-game muted."}, {"start": 9278.519999999999, "end": 9279.48, "text": " They be saying stuff."}, {"start": 9279.48, "end": 9281.279999999999, "text": " People will be like, just let them say slurs,"}, {"start": 9281.28, "end": 9283.320000000002, "text": " So you can tell them the dude's on cat, buddy."}, {"start": 9283.320000000002, "end": 9286.04, "text": " I turned into an ex on cat."}, {"start": 9286.04, "end": 9287.12, "text": " They should know."}, {"start": 9287.12, "end": 9290.28, "text": " Just look at the buggy minimap, bro."}, {"start": 9290.28, "end": 9294.92, "text": " It's communicated subtextually via body language."}, {"start": 9294.92, "end": 9295.92, "text": " Seriously, Lamal?"}, {"start": 9295.92, "end": 9298.12, "text": " Lyndon B. Johnson, I haven't forgot about you thinking"}, {"start": 9298.12, "end": 9301.08, "text": " that you were in the right for getting banned from Apollo's"}, {"start": 9301.08, "end": 9303.480000000001, "text": " chat for deliberately baiting him, OK?"}, {"start": 9303.480000000001, "end": 9304.480000000001, "text": " Forever."}, {"start": 9304.480000000001, "end": 9305.960000000001, "text": " And it's literally not my fault."}, {"start": 9305.960000000001, "end": 9307.92, "text": " People will say I'm evil for remembering."}, {"start": 9307.92, "end": 9308.92, "text": " It's literally passive."}, {"start": 9308.92, "end": 9311.12, "text": " I have no control over it."}, {"start": 9311.12, "end": 9313.880000000001, "text": " You're the one who typed it, so it's obviously your fault."}, {"start": 9316.400000000001, "end": 9318.36, "text": " I can't not remember it."}, {"start": 9318.36, "end": 9320.08, "text": " How can you tell someone that you can't tell someone"}, {"start": 9320.08, "end": 9322.08, "text": " to forget about it, unless you're Italian?"}, {"start": 9325.320000000002, "end": 9326.800000000001, "text": " That means I might as well go pee"}, {"start": 9326.800000000001, "end": 9328.2, "text": " while Corey's feeding his cat."}, {"start": 9333.6, "end": 9334.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9338.84, "end": 9339.84, "text": " Please mute it."}, {"start": 9341.12, "end": 9350.08, "text": " Did he go?"}, {"start": 9350.08, "end": 9356.84, "text": " He went to piss."}, {"start": 9356.84, "end": 9361.08, "text": " He just got up to pee as I got back."}, {"start": 9361.08, "end": 9362.08, "text": " I should have pissed."}, {"start": 9362.08, "end": 9367.960000000001, "text": " I was like, I'm not going to pee because he's going to be waiting."}, {"start": 9367.960000000001, "end": 9372.960000000001, "text": " Go pee? No, I want to be here."}, {"start": 9372.960000000001, "end": 9385.960000000001, "text": " How concerned should I be that I haven't heard back from my mother?"}, {"start": 9385.960000000001, "end": 9390.960000000001, "text": " After her portrait fell off our wall and broke this morning."}, {"start": 9390.960000000001, "end": 9404.080000000002, "text": " I knew you were back because I saw a bunch of munk of s in the chat so I was like I know"}, {"start": 9404.080000000002, "end": 9406.28, "text": " this guy's saying something right now."}, {"start": 9406.28, "end": 9414.2, "text": " What the fuck it's an omen I know I met a messenger."}, {"start": 9414.2, "end": 9416.2, "text": " I was muted y'all my bad."}, {"start": 9416.2, "end": 9417.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9417.2, "end": 9430.84, "text": " call her I don't know I feel like a like a like a weirdo what happened like I woke up"}, {"start": 9430.84, "end": 9437.68, "text": " to my mother's like a picture of my mom fell off the wall and broke yeah okay face down"}, {"start": 9437.68, "end": 9444.92, "text": " glass broken I messaged her I messaged her this morning was like oh how was the rest"}, {"start": 9444.92, "end": 9448.2, "text": " some other's day I haven't heard anything"}, {"start": 9449.960000000001, "end": 9455.24, "text": " I don't want to be the type of guy in the clean even that shit you know"}, {"start": 9456.48, "end": 9460.3, "text": " what'd you dream about last night"}, {"start": 9460.8, "end": 9466.42, "text": " oddly enough getting like a hundred thousand followers on Twitch that way"}, {"start": 9466.42, "end": 9471.98, "text": " isn't that sad well I don't know I wouldn't call any dreams sad it's more"}, {"start": 9471.98, "end": 9477.66, "text": " like how was your reaction if your reaction was like yeah that's pretty sad if your reaction was like"}, {"start": 9478.38, "end": 9481.34, "text": " that ain't nothing to a beast like me then that's kind of swag"}, {"start": 9483.58, "end": 9485.18, "text": " how bad news for you oh no"}, {"start": 9488.939999999999, "end": 9490.14, "text": " no no no"}, {"start": 9490.14, "end": 9507.82, "text": " Oh, I did the meat slide did you sweet I don't know man my brain was all fucked up."}, {"start": 9507.82, "end": 9509.98, "text": " I don't know what I was doing though."}, {"start": 9509.98, "end": 9511.98, "text": " No I hear that."}, {"start": 9511.98, "end": 9518.38, "text": " There's no consistency to like I'm telling the BC government to send out more Amber Alerts"}, {"start": 9518.380000000001, "end": 9521.220000000001, "text": " cause like I remember my dreams when I wake up at 1 a.m."}, {"start": 9523.140000000001, "end": 9523.420000000002, "text": " Well,"}, {"start": 9524.86, "end": 9527.1, "text": " they should be sending out like an Amber alert. I'm gonna say"}, {"start": 9527.1, "end": 9530.02, "text": " we need more to the fire. I didn't say we need more child"}, {"start": 9530.02, "end": 9535.94, "text": " kidnappings. I just we need more Amber alerts. Don't virtue"}, {"start": 9535.94, "end": 9539.220000000001, "text": " signal to me. You you woke up and said I'm glad that they sent"}, {"start": 9539.220000000001, "end": 9543.1, "text": " that out. I woke up and said, Oh, shit, I put I got my fucking"}, {"start": 9543.500000000002, "end": 9547.26, "text": " Kevlar vest on I got in my car and started scouting around 14"}, {"start": 9547.26, "end": 9551.02, "text": " hours away from where the supposed kidnapping took place looking for a woman"}, {"start": 9551.02, "end": 9553.74, "text": " of average height with her two biological children."}, {"start": 9553.74, "end": 9557.42, "text": " Okay, we're not this, I was out there combing the streets buddy."}, {"start": 9557.42, "end": 9561.34, "text": " That was a call to action that we received on our cell phone. I was like, excuse me,"}, {"start": 9561.34, "end": 9566.94, "text": " have you seen, have you seen a five foot four mother of two with kids that resemble her?"}, {"start": 9566.94, "end": 9569.460000000001, "text": " Here's her name by the way."}, {"start": 9569.460000000001, "end": 9574.62, "text": " The amount of pushback for me is making a joke."}, {"start": 9574.62, "end": 9576.960000000001, "text": " this weird like action with you"}, {"start": 9576.960000000001, "end": 9579.62, "text": " made of yourself here"}, {"start": 9579.62, "end": 9582.78, "text": " the government said we need someone with your skills and i said say no more"}, {"start": 9582.78, "end": 9583.7, "text": " david"}, {"start": 9583.7, "end": 9587.060000000001, "text": " broke by one man might not like it just"}, {"start": 9587.060000000001, "end": 9591.380000000001, "text": " no i i would literally i woke up i saw it and they went"}, {"start": 9591.380000000001, "end": 9593.140000000001, "text": " and i'd press the button"}, {"start": 9593.140000000001, "end": 9596.78, "text": " as fast as i could to dismiss it before my wife and child woke up"}, {"start": 9596.78, "end": 9598.76, "text": " and then uh..."}, {"start": 9598.76, "end": 9602.460000000001, "text": " went to reddit dot com slash r slash vancouver to see if anybody else was"}, {"start": 9602.460000000001, "end": 9606.62, "text": " posting about the amber alert and then I saw that a bunch of people were like"}, {"start": 9606.62, "end": 9609.78, "text": " yep I saw it too and then I went"}, {"start": 9613.02, "end": 9619.500000000002, "text": " anyone else hate this fuck-ass amber alert okay but like we should be able to"}, {"start": 9619.500000000002, "end": 9624.140000000001, "text": " criticize this one because they sent it out to the whole province and terrorist"}, {"start": 9624.140000000001, "end": 9629.300000000001, "text": " British Columbia is 14 hours away by a driving from Vancouver they got to have"}, {"start": 9629.300000000001, "end": 9634.220000000001, "text": " some nuance on the geo targeting. Otherwise, if this shit happens in San Francisco, they"}, {"start": 9634.220000000001, "end": 9642.78, "text": " might as well send an Amber alert up to BC as well. There's got to be some nuance."}, {"start": 9642.78, "end": 9646.140000000001, "text": " I'm not saying never send out an Amber alert. I'm just saying like, do you have to send"}, {"start": 9646.140000000001, "end": 9651.500000000002, "text": " it out with the klaxon that's like you are all going to fucking die right now also is"}, {"start": 9651.500000000002, "end": 9656.740000000002, "text": " one in the morning and they couldn't possibly have made it to your location by now."}, {"start": 9656.74, "end": 9657.74, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 9657.74, "end": 9663.82, "text": " And not to be the other side of the virtue signalers, I'm sure some motherfuckers were"}, {"start": 9663.82, "end": 9668.86, "text": " tired as fuck at work all of a sudden, oh damn, my cardiologist is like, I'm feeling"}, {"start": 9668.86, "end": 9675.9, "text": " a little faded today, sorry, I can't do your heart transplant, like, not to be, not to"}, {"start": 9675.9, "end": 9680.66, "text": " be insane, like people wake up at night all the time, but like, let's, to wake up five"}, {"start": 9680.66, "end": 9688.5, "text": " and a half million people let's make sure it's it's at least relevant oh shit"}, {"start": 9688.5, "end": 9692.78, "text": " did you see the lightning last night I heard the thunder I did not see the"}, {"start": 9692.78, "end": 9699.82, "text": " lightning man it's crazy well that wasn't that crazy but for out here it was"}, {"start": 9699.82, "end": 9703.46, "text": " kind of crazy that I've ever seen lightning before lightning the type of"}, {"start": 9703.46, "end": 9708.94, "text": " shit that has people on our slash Vancouver going like holy fuck yeah did"}, {"start": 9708.94, "end": 9709.94, "text": " Did anyone else see that?"}, {"start": 9717.94, "end": 9719.44, "text": " Big ass raindrops too."}, {"start": 9720.44, "end": 9721.94, "text": " It was like being on the east coast again."}, {"start": 9724.44, "end": 9726.94, "text": " I'm thinking it's got to be probably ramp."}, {"start": 9732.94, "end": 9733.94, "text": " Some outside."}, {"start": 9738.94, "end": 9752.380000000001, "text": " I think they've made it look like there's a secret look at his cheeky little fucking"}, {"start": 9752.380000000001, "end": 9764.78, "text": " angle mate fuck they're at our spawn they're planting a what the fuck once again forgot"}, {"start": 9764.78, "end": 9766.78, "text": " I'm not on the fucking tea side, bro"}, {"start": 9767.900000000001, "end": 9770.320000000002, "text": " Look at it. He's going. What are you guys doing down there?"}, {"start": 9773.300000000001, "end": 9775.300000000001, "text": " Other shots were kind of crazy though"}, {"start": 9776.78, "end": 9778.78, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 9780.66, "end": 9782.66, "text": " They should add a"}, {"start": 9783.5, "end": 9788.26, "text": " Fucking like a double jump. You're absolutely right or like for for a thousand bucks"}, {"start": 9788.26, "end": 9796.54, "text": " You could buy like one co2 canister to put in your shoes so you could jump from sight to heaven"}, {"start": 9798.5, "end": 9803.78, "text": " Okay, like if you threw it at your feet and then jumped on it it would go like and take you to heaven"}, {"start": 9807.460000000001, "end": 9812.62, "text": " You want the rocket jump yeah, yeah, just one rock just one"}, {"start": 9816.02, "end": 9818.02, "text": " Anyone want to cover outside"}, {"start": 9818.26, "end": 9824.42, "text": " AFK's got it, don't worry. Let's do this green. Travis."}, {"start": 9826.460000000001, "end": 9831.7, "text": " Silo. Tulab. Tulabi."}, {"start": 9836.94, "end": 9843.7, "text": " Slumped one mini. Loved that for you. Oh, on A, on A with bomb."}, {"start": 9843.7, "end": 9847.26, "text": " Yeah, we lost Lobby man. That's crazy"}, {"start": 9848.62, "end": 9854.220000000001, "text": " 38 and one I literally I saw I saw him get tapped though. That doesn't seem right to me. I"}, {"start": 9855.18, "end": 9857.980000000001, "text": " Saw he took five pellets in the in the guts"}, {"start": 9858.900000000001, "end": 9860.900000000001, "text": " Just doesn't seems a little sus"}, {"start": 9865.5, "end": 9870.78, "text": " Susular Adam they call him. Hey damn Adam Sessler reference"}, {"start": 9870.78, "end": 9878.220000000001, "text": " I give that reference to her Morgan connects them all"}, {"start": 9878.220000000001, "end": 9885.84, "text": " I'll fuck Lobby fast a fast a"}, {"start": 9885.84, "end": 9890.84, "text": " time Korea respect teammates don't give a fuck"}, {"start": 9890.84, "end": 9897.84, "text": " They see that 3B, but I don't know why they're on A."}, {"start": 9903.84, "end": 9906.84, "text": " I guess we're going through Squeaky."}, {"start": 9909.84, "end": 9913.84, "text": " When did 5Ks get so good at premier? Have you ever noticed that?"}, {"start": 9913.84, "end": 9924.68, "text": " for you got the rare dr. Kivorkian kill did you see that no assisted suicide type shit"}, {"start": 9924.68, "end": 9927.68, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 9927.68, "end": 9934.36, "text": " my gun 49 damage in three rounds that's pretty good"}, {"start": 9934.36, "end": 9937.36, "text": " I want to go."}, {"start": 9937.36, "end": 9940.36, "text": " I want to go."}, {"start": 9940.36, "end": 9944.36, "text": " And Corey's got 523 damage. Where are they coming every round Corey? I want to get some"}, {"start": 9944.36, "end": 9948.36, "text": " util damage. I've seen them. I've seen them A."}, {"start": 9948.36, "end": 9952.36, "text": " What channel did they use to make their entry into A?"}, {"start": 9952.36, "end": 9955.36, "text": " Uh, both."}, {"start": 9955.36, "end": 9959.36, "text": " Then squeaky and unsqueaky."}, {"start": 9959.36, "end": 9962.36, "text": " One's out high."}, {"start": 9962.36, "end": 9964.36, "text": " That'll help the damage down there."}, {"start": 9969.060000000001, "end": 9971.560000000001, "text": " Yep, yep. Should've switched to the pistol."}, {"start": 9971.560000000001, "end": 9974.560000000001, "text": " You can fucking see me, bro. Let me out, let me out, let me out!"}, {"start": 9983.560000000001, "end": 9985.560000000001, "text": " Damn. Damn, I'm fucking zooming."}, {"start": 9985.560000000001, "end": 9987.560000000001, "text": " Oh, oh. You can shot from behind too."}, {"start": 9988.36, "end": 9989.560000000001, "text": " There's only one left, man."}, {"start": 9990.060000000001, "end": 9990.86, "text": " Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 9990.86, "end": 9997.380000000001, "text": " Oh that's your guy shooting. What are you talking about? I shot him in the damn"}, {"start": 9997.380000000001, "end": 10004.66, "text": " solar plexus. It's not an AWP. Oh yeah it's around four we're over three."}, {"start": 10004.66, "end": 10010.94, "text": " Yeah, the tapir's got an AWP. What the fuck? The fuck is tapered? Our green yellow?"}, {"start": 10010.94, "end": 10013.54, "text": " Yellow has AWP."}, {"start": 10013.54, "end": 10025.060000000001, "text": " 71 and one. Oh, I did a hundred damage, but spread exactly between two different fellas."}, {"start": 10025.060000000001, "end": 10040.1, "text": " Now we fucking pop off, man. Damn, I didn't realize we're CT as well. That's fucked up."}, {"start": 10040.1, "end": 10042.54, "text": " losing the first three rounds on CT is devastating."}, {"start": 10042.54, "end": 10043.74, "text": " It's pretty bad."}, {"start": 10043.74, "end": 10045.220000000001, "text": " Pretty bad."}, {"start": 10045.220000000001, "end": 10045.720000000001, "text": " Decoy."}, {"start": 10049.74, "end": 10050.460000000001, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 10050.460000000001, "end": 10055.7, "text": " T-side going to be tweaking off that decoy, for sure."}, {"start": 10055.7, "end": 10056.9, "text": " They're going to be like, what?"}, {"start": 10060.380000000001, "end": 10061.140000000001, "text": " What are they doing?"}, {"start": 10070.1, "end": 10075.34, "text": " The humble headshotler."}, {"start": 10075.34, "end": 10077.34, "text": " One by red."}, {"start": 10077.34, "end": 10080.66, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 10080.66, "end": 10087.54, "text": " Eyes are burning like I'm in a staring contest, man."}, {"start": 10087.54, "end": 10095.02, "text": " That's obviously the dude I headshot."}, {"start": 10095.02, "end": 10097.02, "text": " Went down, went down, Ben."}, {"start": 10097.02, "end": 10098.02, "text": " Squeaky."}, {"start": 10098.02, "end": 10099.02, "text": " Squeaks him."}, {"start": 10099.02, "end": 10114.02, "text": " my bad he's planting a he's planting B damn my hearing is fucking cracked man"}, {"start": 10114.02, "end": 10116.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10125.060000000001, "end": 10128.26, "text": " Want to refund off that one. No damn that shit looks like a magic I"}, {"start": 10130.220000000001, "end": 10132.220000000001, "text": " I did spray an L on there on the"}, {"start": 10133.42, "end": 10135.7, "text": " Keyside truck. I love that"}, {"start": 10137.98, "end": 10139.98, "text": " The Princess Pink loser"}, {"start": 10139.98, "end": 10152.619999999999, "text": " We're going to go to kill this round 233 damage no kills I literally have a headshot and I"}, {"start": 10152.619999999999, "end": 10167.5, "text": " have 71 damage in a moment to scout there guys pushing them outside it's working it's"}, {"start": 10167.5, "end": 10179.26, "text": " working he's a god and it's part of his name actually one on the ramp more on the trophy"}, {"start": 10179.26, "end": 10186.02, "text": " side purple let's push him together yeah let's do this together like maybe let's throw some"}, {"start": 10186.02, "end": 10188.68, "text": " you tell Adam and push him."}, {"start": 10188.68, "end": 10190.720000000001, "text": " Do you have his last one here?"}, {"start": 10190.720000000001, "end": 10192.12, "text": " Yeah, his last."}, {"start": 10192.12, "end": 10194.560000000001, "text": " And the lobs?"}, {"start": 10194.560000000001, "end": 10196.640000000001, "text": " Lobby clear, ish."}, {"start": 10196.640000000001, "end": 10197.4, "text": " One guy said."}, {"start": 10197.4, "end": 10198.32, "text": " Outside silo."}, {"start": 10198.32, "end": 10200.84, "text": " Red box outside."}, {"start": 10200.84, "end": 10201.32, "text": " Jeez."}, {"start": 10204.52, "end": 10206.800000000001, "text": " Gerald, what is the problem today?"}, {"start": 10206.800000000001, "end": 10209.48, "text": " Are you OK?"}, {"start": 10209.48, "end": 10212.44, "text": " Been asking myself the same question, man."}, {"start": 10212.44, "end": 10214.76, "text": " Bro kind of fell off."}, {"start": 10214.76, "end": 10219.6, "text": " his hand rolls have been like seriously lacking"}, {"start": 10219.6, "end": 10222.880000000001, "text": " he's got to be like a hundred and forty if he's still around"}, {"start": 10222.880000000001, "end": 10227.44, "text": " i think he's still alive"}, {"start": 10227.44, "end": 10234.2, "text": " i mean when you're a brand you'd like never die"}, {"start": 10234.2, "end": 10236.56, "text": " they won't let you"}, {"start": 10236.56, "end": 10238.0, "text": " Russell's real lucky"}, {"start": 10238.0, "end": 10240.68, "text": " fast squeaky"}, {"start": 10240.68, "end": 10242.92, "text": " shit shit"}, {"start": 10242.92, "end": 10244.8, "text": " They're gonna be, they're gonna be."}, {"start": 10244.8, "end": 10245.8, "text": " Let's go through ramp."}, {"start": 10248.32, "end": 10249.32, "text": " You and me, brother."}, {"start": 10250.08, "end": 10250.58, "text": " Hoop!"}, {"start": 10259.98, "end": 10260.48, "text": " Don't shoot."}, {"start": 10266.58, "end": 10267.66, "text": " Can you comms me purple?"}, {"start": 10270.22, "end": 10272.5, "text": " He's still up, up, he's coming down squeaky now."}, {"start": 10272.92, "end": 10277.8, "text": " Yeah, they're both like in through the single door"}, {"start": 10289.8, "end": 10291.8, "text": " To kill"}, {"start": 10293.88, "end": 10299.52, "text": " Who kills that time and purple purple you're really fucking it up man you're fucking it up for the rest of us"}, {"start": 10299.52, "end": 10305.880000000001, "text": " Pressure no pressure purple you got 12,000 gold in your pocket, bro. You got 12,000 gill by some materia"}, {"start": 10309.6, "end": 10311.6, "text": " He not by anything"}, {"start": 10314.28, "end": 10317.800000000001, "text": " Those literally he's quite chatting and stream right now. Sorry. I got this ranked in"}, {"start": 10323.32, "end": 10326.32, "text": " One less love that"}, {"start": 10329.52, "end": 10332.02, "text": " I saw him sneak back to the lobby."}, {"start": 10332.02, "end": 10334.16, "text": " Coming back towards the lobby, yeah."}, {"start": 10338.36, "end": 10340.86, "text": " Outside."}, {"start": 10347.560000000001, "end": 10349.66, "text": " Great outdoors, huh?"}, {"start": 10349.66, "end": 10350.800000000001, "text": " I think they're under."}, {"start": 10350.800000000001, "end": 10353.880000000001, "text": " They're under the planting B."}, {"start": 10359.52, "end": 10363.6, "text": " But your loving arms down, baby."}, {"start": 10363.6, "end": 10364.1, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 10364.1, "end": 10366.800000000001, "text": " Tin, plain, tin, plain, tin, plain, tin, plain."}, {"start": 10366.800000000001, "end": 10369.28, "text": " There are double doors."}, {"start": 10369.28, "end": 10371.960000000001, "text": " But your loving arms down, baby."}, {"start": 10371.960000000001, "end": 10372.84, "text": " Check this out."}, {"start": 10372.84, "end": 10374.44, "text": " Did they have plants?"}, {"start": 10374.44, "end": 10377.32, "text": " I love that."}, {"start": 10377.32, "end": 10379.16, "text": " Looks like you were pointing it at the guy you killed."}, {"start": 10379.16, "end": 10382.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 10382.720000000001, "end": 10383.52, "text": " 100%, bro."}, {"start": 10383.52, "end": 10393.52, "text": " I'm not going to be there."}, {"start": 10393.52, "end": 10397.52, "text": " He said doesn't know when I was holding up hidden body shots."}, {"start": 10397.52, "end": 10401.52, "text": " Yeah, doing something on holy."}, {"start": 10401.52, "end": 10405.52, "text": " Pretty good. Sam Neil."}, {"start": 10405.52, "end": 10412.52, "text": " Watching Dragon Ball Broly. Oh."}, {"start": 10412.52, "end": 10414.52, "text": " Silo jumpers."}, {"start": 10417.92, "end": 10419.92, "text": " Confirming your silo call."}, {"start": 10422.720000000001, "end": 10424.720000000001, "text": " Red box going secret, he said."}, {"start": 10431.16, "end": 10433.92, "text": " It might already be down. They are."}, {"start": 10433.92, "end": 10461.12, "text": " I see you Corey. Someone watch A, they said. We got a fella in hell. Bombs here, so."}, {"start": 10461.12, "end": 10468.12, "text": " Oh, he's single."}, {"start": 10468.12, "end": 10477.12, "text": " 100%"}, {"start": 10477.12, "end": 10486.12, "text": " W. W. Corey."}, {"start": 10486.12, "end": 10491.36, "text": " I'll be your teammate. Your teammate is on vents looking at the bottom of the ladder to see if he comes from upper"}, {"start": 10492.400000000001, "end": 10494.400000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 10500.400000000001, "end": 10502.400000000001, "text": " He made us looking the other way on vents"}, {"start": 10504.12, "end": 10508.320000000002, "text": " He hears steps they've grabbed bomb and killed you does it matter"}, {"start": 10509.08, "end": 10515.04, "text": " He's grabbed bomb and killed you. He's also killed round one round one. Holy shit. W. Corey. No reason work out"}, {"start": 10516.12, "end": 10523.12, "text": " No reason to push it off."}, {"start": 10523.12, "end": 10525.560000000001, "text": " Greatest win of all time."}, {"start": 10525.560000000001, "end": 10526.560000000001, "text": " This is how it should be."}, {"start": 10526.560000000001, "end": 10528.76, "text": " Corey and me neck and neck at the top of the team."}, {"start": 10528.76, "end": 10530.68, "text": " Let's do this shit."}, {"start": 10530.68, "end": 10532.68, "text": " Well, Madden."}, {"start": 10532.68, "end": 10536.84, "text": " It doesn't matter if we win, you're just wasting money."}, {"start": 10536.84, "end": 10537.84, "text": " Did he say that?"}, {"start": 10537.84, "end": 10539.480000000001, "text": " That's what I said, yeah."}, {"start": 10539.480000000001, "end": 10542.2, "text": " YouTube is the worst thing that's ever happened to video games, man."}, {"start": 10542.2, "end": 10546.320000000002, "text": " fucking I would know"}, {"start": 10546.320000000002, "end": 10550.240000000002, "text": " nobody ever says well good job we won the round"}, {"start": 10550.240000000002, "end": 10551.52, "text": " it is a woman"}, {"start": 10551.52, "end": 10552.880000000001, "text": " i wouldn't have done it"}, {"start": 10552.880000000001, "end": 10559.880000000001, "text": " but the gold graph is going to look really bad on that one"}, {"start": 10560.740000000002, "end": 10563.86, "text": " out swag one"}, {"start": 10563.86, "end": 10567.58, "text": " on the trophy and also blew up his corpse with a grenade"}, {"start": 10567.58, "end": 10570.82, "text": " Love that. Put a frag in his mouth and then made him bite down."}, {"start": 10580.52, "end": 10583.48, "text": " I really thought I had him. I really thought I had him, man. Where was he?"}, {"start": 10583.52, "end": 10587.5, "text": " He was outside at spawn. Close to silo, but on the lower end."}, {"start": 10587.5, "end": 10600.82, "text": " I'll be your teammate again your teammate is looking at red box outside"}, {"start": 10600.82, "end": 10622.119999999999, "text": " The level of the first officer that was a great kill on your car, but also I kind of"}, {"start": 10622.12, "end": 10632.6, "text": " deserve it because I wanted to talk so bad. I really wanted to talk so bad but I was like"}, {"start": 10632.6, "end": 10643.44, "text": " don't do it, don't do it, let it focus. So if anything that's kind of like as a gravity"}, {"start": 10643.44, "end": 10656.720000000001, "text": " assist. Oh my god."}, {"start": 10656.720000000001, "end": 10669.36, "text": " Oh, I blame my teammate. I blame my fucking teammate. Yeah, yellow, you... Now you're"}, {"start": 10669.36, "end": 10676.08, "text": " down here doing nothing got mine all skill got mine"}, {"start": 10677.2, "end": 10682.16, "text": " man that was kind of playing with a 10 inch or at least it's been straight at"}, {"start": 10682.16, "end": 10686.92, "text": " the flash that's an okay interesting idea"}, {"start": 10686.92, "end": 10696.92, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 10696.92, "end": 10698.92, "text": " This is the dude who got you killed."}, {"start": 10698.92, "end": 10703.92, "text": " The dude holding the eye of force."}, {"start": 10703.92, "end": 10706.92, "text": " Honestly, it's crazy that you move slower when you get shot."}, {"start": 10706.92, "end": 10710.92, "text": " Like, if anything, I would be moving faster."}, {"start": 10710.92, "end": 10711.92, "text": " I would be like, game, get me out of there."}, {"start": 10711.92, "end": 10713.92, "text": " I just got shot."}, {"start": 10713.92, "end": 10719.0, "text": " up my ass on the ladder and slowed me down and then just left and like everybody rushing"}, {"start": 10719.0, "end": 10727.08, "text": " to A. It's a $300 M4 skin. Yeah, whatever. I got like an $800 knife. I'm not good."}, {"start": 10727.08, "end": 10731.16, "text": " More you spend the less you got. Give it a think about it that way. He might be the"}, {"start": 10731.16, "end": 10735.2, "text": " poorest motherfucker out there. Some people are so broke all they have is money. Type"}, {"start": 10735.2, "end": 10743.76, "text": " shit outside maybe silo for sure"}, {"start": 10743.76, "end": 10756.76, "text": " two dead minis"}, {"start": 10756.76, "end": 10767.76, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 10767.76, "end": 10775.92, "text": " I'm with you Corey where you popping out oh one more vent one last one your event"}, {"start": 10775.92, "end": 10780.92, "text": " He was right side back."}, {"start": 10780.92, "end": 10785.92, "text": " The last guy."}, {"start": 10785.92, "end": 10792.92, "text": " Open the door!"}, {"start": 10792.92, "end": 10797.92, "text": " That's fucking crazy!"}, {"start": 10797.92, "end": 10803.92, "text": " They are flaming that guy for sure."}, {"start": 10803.92, "end": 10805.960000000001, "text": " Flaming that guy for sure."}, {"start": 10807.66, "end": 10808.86, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 10811.06, "end": 10813.7, "text": " I was just standing there, infusing the box."}, {"start": 10813.7, "end": 10815.06, "text": " I thought he was in the van."}, {"start": 10815.06, "end": 10816.9, "text": " I was like, there's no way you could get there."}, {"start": 10820.5, "end": 10821.04, "text": " What's the play?"}, {"start": 10821.04, "end": 10821.54, "text": " IGL."}, {"start": 10822.88, "end": 10823.54, "text": " Ah, I know."}, {"start": 10823.54, "end": 10823.88, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10824.88, "end": 10825.28, "text": " B."}, {"start": 10826.14, "end": 10826.48, "text": " Ram."}, {"start": 10826.78, "end": 10827.38, "text": " Ram brush."}, {"start": 10828.24, "end": 10829.12, "text": " Ram brush."}, {"start": 10833.92, "end": 10859.2, "text": " I'm not the last man out of spawn I think I blew one of your up with a grenade."}, {"start": 10859.2, "end": 10860.04, "text": " Another one hell."}, {"start": 10863.480000000001, "end": 10865.800000000001, "text": " Is that thought I heard one? Oh, one down B."}, {"start": 10866.28, "end": 10870.2, "text": " What a ramp! Why didn't we go down the ramp? We had the ramp!"}, {"start": 10873.76, "end": 10874.92, "text": " Or you got the bomb player."}, {"start": 10875.480000000001, "end": 10876.28, "text": " I know, I know."}, {"start": 10889.2, "end": 10899.2, "text": " I'm your teammate's eyes. He's watching heaven."}, {"start": 10899.2, "end": 10904.2, "text": " He's nothing. He sees nothing."}, {"start": 10904.2, "end": 10905.2, "text": " It's heaven."}, {"start": 10905.2, "end": 10909.2, "text": " It's heaven. Confirmed. Your teammate has abandoned you."}, {"start": 10909.2, "end": 10912.2, "text": " Go hut. Good kill, man. Holy shit."}, {"start": 10912.2, "end": 10914.2, "text": " I'll just do the ace and plant the bomb."}, {"start": 10914.2, "end": 10916.2, "text": " Damn! The ace!"}, {"start": 10916.2, "end": 10917.880000000001, "text": " I'll just do the ace and plant the bomb."}, {"start": 10917.880000000001, "end": 10919.880000000001, "text": " BAM! The ace planer!"}, {"start": 10921.720000000001, "end": 10923.320000000002, "text": " Wait, we could fucking win this, man."}, {"start": 10927.480000000001, "end": 10929.480000000001, "text": " Oh, you gotta buy a frag and throw it outside."}, {"start": 10931.240000000002, "end": 10931.960000000001, "text": " That's a ticket."}, {"start": 10933.960000000001, "end": 10935.880000000001, "text": " BAM! Bros. 24 and 9."}, {"start": 10941.08, "end": 10942.84, "text": " I'm feeling this nuke today."}, {"start": 10942.84, "end": 10949.0, "text": " I love nuke. I get so upset when people vote ban it for no reason and then we end up playing fucking anubis, bro"}, {"start": 10950.36, "end": 10953.24, "text": " I have had the worst game of all time on nuke"}, {"start": 10955.72, "end": 10957.72, "text": " One down miniature"}, {"start": 10965.8, "end": 10967.8, "text": " Fuck it i'd win"}, {"start": 10967.800000000001, "end": 10982.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, let's go. Damn rare re by armor type situation. I literally think for my"}, {"start": 10982.800000000001, "end": 10989.160000000002, "text": " playstyle the Galile is better. It seems over the AK. It seems to have the"}, {"start": 10989.160000000002, "end": 10993.36, "text": " exact same accuracy. It does less damage but that literally doesn't matter if you"}, {"start": 10993.36, "end": 10997.320000000002, "text": " miss and it costs less money. So explain to me objectively how how the AK is"}, {"start": 10997.32, "end": 11013.039999999999, "text": " better. Bam, one blue box left. Like around there. Fuck it. Fuck it, I'm taking bomb"}, {"start": 11013.039999999999, "end": 11024.039999999999, "text": " secret bro. Got mine. I'm with you. Huge. The hell was that? Sounded like control."}, {"start": 11024.04, "end": 11029.52, "text": " wasn't control much event"}, {"start": 11029.52, "end": 11040.080000000002, "text": " peppers my I'm with you Kim"}, {"start": 11043.52, "end": 11050.720000000001, "text": " ones on site above left or after yep I'm dead shouldn't have peaked"}, {"start": 11050.72, "end": 11059.779999999999, "text": " grenade oh shit motherfucker that was a good in mother fucker good initiate man"}, {"start": 11059.779999999999, "end": 11064.599999999999, "text": " give me all my gas we're fucking fatter dude"}, {"start": 11067.8, "end": 11072.66, "text": " he gagged me with the grenades no doubt about that"}, {"start": 11073.539999999999, "end": 11077.26, "text": " tell me I'll discombobulated"}, {"start": 11080.72, "end": 11087.039999999999, "text": " purple purple give me one good say uncle or I kill purple on this round right"}, {"start": 11087.039999999999, "end": 11093.64, "text": " now I'm not saying on pros on 20 ADR"}, {"start": 11093.64, "end": 11112.32, "text": " I missed. Oh, fuck. Where was he? He's on this pin. He was right there. Throw a decoy"}, {"start": 11112.32, "end": 11114.8, "text": " I'm freaking the fuck out making crap his pants"}, {"start": 11125.84, "end": 11127.92, "text": " Huge W peak"}, {"start": 11132.6, "end": 11135.64, "text": " I'm dead bombs right in front of secret you know where you got you from"}, {"start": 11137.44, "end": 11139.44, "text": " There"}, {"start": 11139.44, "end": 11142.84, "text": " There is you got him you got him you know where there is"}, {"start": 11143.7, "end": 11147.86, "text": " You got him you got him. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm fucking here guy behind you behind you behind you above"}, {"start": 11150.28, "end": 11152.28, "text": " Motherfucker"}, {"start": 11152.4, "end": 11154.4, "text": " W comms Corey"}, {"start": 11155.08, "end": 11157.08, "text": " I'm secret"}, {"start": 11158.28, "end": 11159.960000000001, "text": " I'm secret"}, {"start": 11159.960000000001, "end": 11162.560000000001, "text": " Yes, mom is that secret really?"}, {"start": 11163.36, "end": 11166.92, "text": " Because it looks like it's in the middle of like the oh never mind. I thought I had bomb"}, {"start": 11166.92, "end": 11180.6, "text": " my bad ignore me the commler could be on hot"}, {"start": 11184.28, "end": 11192.72, "text": " motherfucker man motherfucker he was in the one direction you didn't look I was"}, {"start": 11192.72, "end": 11196.28, "text": " gonna go chill lobby for like half a second"}, {"start": 11196.92, "end": 11198.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11201.68, "end": 11206.0, "text": " You ran he wants to do what's the big be ramp? What who called him who called it?"}, {"start": 11207.08, "end": 11212.84, "text": " Green maybe green bucket. We trust him six and thirteen desperate times call for desperate measures"}, {"start": 11213.48, "end": 11215.48, "text": " You pulled it way back"}, {"start": 11226.92, "end": 11230.84, "text": " You kind of push him"}, {"start": 11235.0, "end": 11240.4, "text": " Damn purple is insane at swapping guns like they they've got some hours in the game for sure"}, {"start": 11242.56, "end": 11249.56, "text": " Oh, oh one's down the guy didn't even see him bro. Yeah, he was blue uniform blended in with the stainless steel pillar"}, {"start": 11253.1, "end": 11255.1, "text": " What the fuck our purple is good now I"}, {"start": 11255.1, "end": 11262.460000000001, "text": " I would you he was on site near near a pillar"}, {"start": 11267.82, "end": 11269.82, "text": " Bebe"}, {"start": 11280.66, "end": 11282.66, "text": " No, no, no"}, {"start": 11285.1, "end": 11304.86, "text": " he's healed he's healing bro he's healing he's healing i didn't believe in any of that"}, {"start": 11304.86, "end": 11307.18, "text": " No confidence whatsoever."}, {"start": 11314.86, "end": 11317.2, "text": " Very valuable round for sure."}, {"start": 11317.2, "end": 11319.1, "text": " There's a vibre set if nothing else."}, {"start": 11321.62, "end": 11322.460000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11325.74, "end": 11326.94, "text": " He's dead ass."}, {"start": 11326.94, "end": 11327.78, "text": " He's lucky."}, {"start": 11327.78, "end": 11329.94, "text": " He's lucky that they didn't have mechanism."}, {"start": 11331.1, "end": 11332.66, "text": " I would have taken a mechanism situation"}, {"start": 11332.66, "end": 11334.5, "text": " and I would have remembered a unit for sure."}, {"start": 11334.5, "end": 11341.5, "text": " that's 250 healing and we bro"}, {"start": 11341.5, "end": 11342.5, "text": " she's no joke"}, {"start": 11342.5, "end": 11345.14, "text": " all of our pushing hobby"}, {"start": 11345.14, "end": 11352.14, "text": " that was crazy"}, {"start": 11352.74, "end": 11356.5, "text": " i bomb to dammit"}, {"start": 11356.5, "end": 11358.74, "text": " service out"}, {"start": 11358.74, "end": 11360.34, "text": " walters get"}, {"start": 11360.34, "end": 11366.34, "text": " No damage taken."}, {"start": 11366.34, "end": 11367.34, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11367.34, "end": 11372.34, "text": " They're on Econ too, I think."}, {"start": 11372.34, "end": 11376.34, "text": " Equal flash."}, {"start": 11376.34, "end": 11377.34, "text": " Flash flash."}, {"start": 11377.34, "end": 11378.34, "text": " I'm flushed."}, {"start": 11378.34, "end": 11379.34, "text": " Good try."}, {"start": 11379.34, "end": 11386.34, "text": " That round was fucked up."}, {"start": 11386.34, "end": 11395.34, "text": " the loud like angle checker here."}, {"start": 11395.34, "end": 11398.34, "text": " Oh, what is that?"}, {"start": 11398.34, "end": 11402.34, "text": " Is he got that little bag on his gun?"}, {"start": 11402.34, "end": 11403.34, "text": " This is thug life."}, {"start": 11403.34, "end": 11404.34, "text": " Crazy man."}, {"start": 11404.34, "end": 11406.34, "text": " What is this place?"}, {"start": 11406.34, "end": 11408.34, "text": " Still got the price tag on it."}, {"start": 11408.34, "end": 11415.34, "text": " They are the moldy gloves."}, {"start": 11415.34, "end": 11418.42, "text": " Rose slumped on the roof like Charles Melton and made December"}, {"start": 11427.06, "end": 11432.5, "text": " You see that one Corey Todd Fields, no good movie good ass movie men"}, {"start": 11445.34, "end": 11449.380000000001, "text": " I can't buy."}, {"start": 11449.380000000001, "end": 11453.380000000001, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 11453.380000000001, "end": 11457.380000000001, "text": " Somebody pick this up to mom. I can't buy."}, {"start": 11457.380000000001, "end": 11461.380000000001, "text": " You're dead ass second most breaded man. We're all in the same boat here."}, {"start": 11461.380000000001, "end": 11465.380000000001, "text": " What do you think player? I'm broke."}, {"start": 11465.380000000001, "end": 11469.380000000001, "text": " One big season."}, {"start": 11469.380000000001, "end": 11471.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11475.660000000002, "end": 11480.500000000002, "text": " Got it again. Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna hold frame on the roof with them again"}, {"start": 11484.78, "end": 11486.78, "text": " Could be worse purple's fucking AFK"}, {"start": 11490.18, "end": 11492.18, "text": " He's probably hitting the bong row"}, {"start": 11496.740000000002, "end": 11498.740000000002, "text": " This"}, {"start": 11499.380000000001, "end": 11500.420000000002, "text": " confidence"}, {"start": 11500.420000000002, "end": 11503.6, "text": " ten inches"}, {"start": 11503.6, "end": 11507.400000000001, "text": " but opens week you're gonna hit you're gonna have a job"}, {"start": 11507.400000000001, "end": 11510.300000000001, "text": " i'm ready"}, {"start": 11510.300000000001, "end": 11511.62, "text": " many of the whole"}, {"start": 11511.62, "end": 11514.500000000002, "text": " park"}, {"start": 11514.500000000002, "end": 11517.920000000002, "text": " literally hit a head shot but he has two helmets on"}, {"start": 11517.920000000002, "end": 11518.78, "text": " let's go around"}, {"start": 11518.78, "end": 11523.54, "text": " mother fucker"}, {"start": 11523.54, "end": 11527.76, "text": " stuff"}, {"start": 11527.76, "end": 11530.1, "text": " The pod field is tar, you're thinking of Todd Haynes."}, {"start": 11530.1, "end": 11532.66, "text": " It's crazy how many of our best directors are named Todd."}, {"start": 11532.66, "end": 11534.22, "text": " I would not have expected it."}, {"start": 11534.22, "end": 11536.5, "text": " Who's the best director named Kyle, man?"}, {"start": 11538.62, "end": 11539.62, "text": " Kyle?"}, {"start": 11539.62, "end": 11542.7, "text": " Do we have a peak director named Kyle yet?"}, {"start": 11545.5, "end": 11548.66, "text": " Do Kyle Gass help directing Tanisha's D?"}, {"start": 11548.66, "end": 11549.7, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 11549.7, "end": 11550.54, "text": " Wouldn't surprise me."}, {"start": 11550.54, "end": 11553.42, "text": " I'm Kyle Mooney, you guys haven't seen Y2K."}, {"start": 11557.76, "end": 11562.04, "text": " He just called me a spruced up knucklehead."}, {"start": 11562.04, "end": 11572.72, "text": " He wants to rush secret."}, {"start": 11572.72, "end": 11576.64, "text": " In this house, never mind I'm dead, in this house Corey makes the calls cause he's the"}, {"start": 11576.64, "end": 11578.880000000001, "text": " only person on our team who's actually doing anything."}, {"start": 11578.880000000001, "end": 11582.72, "text": " So I'm a hundred percent not listening to anybody whose name is just one of the primary"}, {"start": 11582.72, "end": 11588.84, "text": " colors I'll take it after free"}, {"start": 11588.84, "end": 11592.0, "text": " damn"}, {"start": 11592.0, "end": 11594.8, "text": " so no one's gonna try to get bomb huh?"}, {"start": 11594.8, "end": 11603.0, "text": " or did you drop bomb in like a place we can't get it? yeah it's on top of silo"}, {"start": 11603.0, "end": 11607.64, "text": " bomb is on top of silo"}, {"start": 11607.64, "end": 11610.48, "text": " oh shit you can do this"}, {"start": 11610.48, "end": 11612.72, "text": " They're on top of silo too. That's gonna be tough."}, {"start": 11615.38, "end": 11616.42, "text": " Is the enemy on silo?"}, {"start": 11616.42, "end": 11617.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11621.38, "end": 11622.66, "text": " I believe one is silo."}, {"start": 11630.66, "end": 11632.16, "text": " Should we comm assist on that one?"}, {"start": 11634.66, "end": 11637.16, "text": " I don't know where he's going now."}, {"start": 11637.16, "end": 11644.16, "text": " You're gonna save off? Is that what's happening? Might be the move, honestly."}, {"start": 11644.16, "end": 11655.16, "text": " Oh, shit, we've only won, bro! I like that guy. Kyle Warkai. I forgot about that guy."}, {"start": 11655.16, "end": 11663.16, "text": " Who? Ah, he directed In the Mood for Love. In the Mood for Monster Energy Drink."}, {"start": 11667.16, "end": 11672.98, "text": " And if all that angels is true, it's true."}, {"start": 11672.98, "end": 11676.539999999999, "text": " Goat moving, it's no balls up."}, {"start": 11676.539999999999, "end": 11679.539999999999, "text": " It's alright though."}, {"start": 11679.539999999999, "end": 11680.539999999999, "text": " They tried."}, {"start": 11680.539999999999, "end": 11681.539999999999, "text": " Allegedly."}, {"start": 11681.539999999999, "end": 11689.86, "text": " Oh, they're on fire y'all, y'all right there purple?"}, {"start": 11689.86, "end": 11706.1, "text": " I got a reef on my op."}, {"start": 11706.1, "end": 11707.34, "text": " They've opened squeaky."}, {"start": 11707.34, "end": 11711.86, "text": " His soul left his body."}, {"start": 11711.86, "end": 11718.86, "text": " Oh my god, he only shoulder puked me."}, {"start": 11718.86, "end": 11720.86, "text": " He's good."}, {"start": 11720.86, "end": 11722.86, "text": " What head shot you?"}, {"start": 11722.86, "end": 11724.86, "text": " I don't really understand."}, {"start": 11724.86, "end": 11725.86, "text": " Simple, better eyes."}, {"start": 11725.86, "end": 11736.86, "text": " It's that simple."}, {"start": 11736.86, "end": 11737.86, "text": " I would like the wall."}, {"start": 11737.86, "end": 11739.86, "text": " No, it's more of a quarry thing to put the smoke in your mouth"}, {"start": 11739.86, "end": 11747.86, "text": " down. Oh. Is there even if he"}, {"start": 11747.86, "end": 11749.86, "text": " wins, is there anything more"}, {"start": 11749.86, "end": 11751.86, "text": " annoying than seeing that your"}, {"start": 11751.86, "end": 11753.86, "text": " teammate who's last alive has an"}, {"start": 11753.86, "end": 11755.86, "text": " op? You're like, you know this"}, {"start": 11755.86, "end": 11757.86, "text": " dude ain't going anywhere."}, {"start": 11759.86, "end": 11761.86, "text": " He ain't going to press the issue"}, {"start": 11761.86, "end": 11763.86, "text": " at all."}, {"start": 11765.86, "end": 11767.86, "text": " Get ace, bro."}, {"start": 11767.86, "end": 11769.86, "text": " He's an ace, yeah"}, {"start": 11773.74, "end": 11775.74, "text": " 1500 bucks in my pocket, man"}, {"start": 11783.26, "end": 11787.1, "text": " Rich coming from you, let's just keep the conversation here on on purple"}, {"start": 11792.82, "end": 11794.82, "text": " There we go be"}, {"start": 11794.82, "end": 11799.58, "text": " let's do it one really good guy be maybe"}, {"start": 11804.3, "end": 11811.46, "text": " fuck it I got a headshot pick on the guy who opened squeaky fuck fuck fuck"}, {"start": 11811.460000000001, "end": 11838.26, "text": " I was going over there y'all."}, {"start": 11838.26, "end": 11840.26, "text": " Oh, not well. Not great."}, {"start": 11841.26, "end": 11842.26, "text": " He's dead."}, {"start": 11854.26, "end": 11857.26, "text": " Dan, the fellas out hot? Oh, the ones on hot."}, {"start": 11857.26, "end": 11858.26, "text": " One's on hot."}, {"start": 11860.26, "end": 11861.26, "text": " Papa hot."}, {"start": 11861.26, "end": 11868.26, "text": " I'm not sure what that is."}, {"start": 11868.26, "end": 11873.26, "text": " Papa Hut, they're calling it the best pizza place ever invented."}, {"start": 11873.26, "end": 11880.26, "text": " It's like above you."}, {"start": 11880.26, "end": 11883.26, "text": " Oh, one's heaven. And the guy just does not look around, man."}, {"start": 11883.26, "end": 11887.26, "text": " Just missed my flick. It would have caught him right here."}, {"start": 11887.26, "end": 11889.14, "text": " I've done a serpentine out through the top of the side."}, {"start": 11889.14, "end": 11890.54, "text": " Oh, that's rough."}, {"start": 11894.7, "end": 11896.380000000001, "text": " Do we have money this round?"}, {"start": 11896.380000000001, "end": 11897.94, "text": " 2700, bro."}, {"start": 11897.94, "end": 11899.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11899.62, "end": 11900.98, "text": " Oh, you cons."}, {"start": 11900.98, "end": 11901.7, "text": " You got to buy."}, {"start": 11901.7, "end": 11903.02, "text": " You got to buy on this one, though."}, {"start": 11906.7, "end": 11907.22, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 11907.22, "end": 11908.300000000001, "text": " 11-11, make a wish."}, {"start": 11911.1, "end": 11913.94, "text": " I wish for us to win."}, {"start": 11913.94, "end": 11916.58, "text": " I wish for purple to get the 1k damage total before the end"}, {"start": 11916.58, "end": 11922.98, "text": " the match. And then I wish that you give me a 4k this round because I spent my wish selflessly"}, {"start": 11922.98, "end": 11923.98, "text": " on another individual."}, {"start": 11923.98, "end": 11925.98, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 11926.619999999999, "end": 11928.619999999999, "text": " he'll be smoked, he'll be smoked quick"}, {"start": 11931.98, "end": 11933.42, "text": " he went down, he went down"}, {"start": 11933.42, "end": 11935.42, "text": " yellow made it down for sure"}, {"start": 11937.5, "end": 11939.5, "text": " damn"}, {"start": 11953.98, "end": 11956.98, "text": " I'm just going to plant up here."}, {"start": 11956.98, "end": 11957.98, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 11957.98, "end": 11966.98, "text": " I'm watching Mini."}, {"start": 11966.98, "end": 11971.06, "text": " They're coming from ramp?"}, {"start": 11971.06, "end": 11972.06, "text": " In heaven?"}, {"start": 11972.06, "end": 11976.98, "text": " They got the one on ramp."}, {"start": 11976.98, "end": 11990.98, "text": " Oh, good shake guys way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way,"}, {"start": 11990.98, "end": 11991.98, "text": " wait."}, {"start": 11991.98, "end": 11994.42, "text": " M4 on the ground for someone, he said."}, {"start": 11994.42, "end": 11997.9, "text": " Is it better than the one I already have?"}, {"start": 11997.9, "end": 11998.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11998.9, "end": 11999.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11999.9, "end": 12000.9, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12000.9, "end": 12001.9, "text": " No, no, it's not."}, {"start": 12001.9, "end": 12004.34, "text": " Both skinless."}, {"start": 12004.34, "end": 12008.9, "text": " You gotta throw a grenade outside on this round, because if you get one pick it's over."}, {"start": 12008.9, "end": 12014.74, "text": " Do it, Corey, do it."}, {"start": 12014.74, "end": 12020.1, "text": " Do it, do it."}, {"start": 12020.1, "end": 12022.78, "text": " I don't want to go outside because I don't want you to."}, {"start": 12022.78, "end": 12026.78, "text": " I'm going to throw a grenade over the blue garage and get a kill."}, {"start": 12039.78, "end": 12042.78, "text": " Okay, I don't know why we would smoke that, but okay."}, {"start": 12042.78, "end": 12044.78, "text": " So we can get down to secret, bro."}, {"start": 12044.78, "end": 12046.78, "text": " Oh, you want to go secret?"}, {"start": 12047.78, "end": 12050.78, "text": " I can't find it once we smoked it."}, {"start": 12050.78, "end": 12056.380000000001, "text": " I'm dead. She's trying to help. I got one mini though. One left. Okay. There's one left. Oh, he's on he's on"}, {"start": 12057.02, "end": 12060.62, "text": " In hut in hut. I've done damage to him. I shot him in the penis"}, {"start": 12064.94, "end": 12066.94, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 12067.18, "end": 12069.18, "text": " We've only one T-Shite nuke, bro"}, {"start": 12073.1, "end": 12074.7, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 12074.7, "end": 12076.94, "text": " W cori on now on for sure. W cori"}, {"start": 12076.94, "end": 12084.380000000001, "text": " And I suck for like the last six rounds too, I mean I was bad and purple was half as good as me"}, {"start": 12084.460000000001, "end": 12090.94, "text": " That's just scary you pulled it way back though. I mean if you just toss me an op I'll top frag. It's that simple"}, {"start": 12092.460000000001, "end": 12099.460000000001, "text": " Got a problem with fiscal responsibility though because I spend like rounds two through six just buying the most expensive shotgun I can afford I"}, {"start": 12099.460000000001, "end": 12105.240000000002, "text": " I got one more Amy before I have to leave the stream a little bit early to make sure"}, {"start": 12105.240000000002, "end": 12107.62, "text": " I make it to school for my daughter's thing."}, {"start": 12107.62, "end": 12110.62, "text": " Well, what's she doing today?"}, {"start": 12110.62, "end": 12112.62, "text": " She's got stuff going on."}, {"start": 12112.62, "end": 12113.62, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 12113.62, "end": 12117.220000000001, "text": " Don't really want to, you know, unveil the whole school calendar live in front of thousands"}, {"start": 12117.220000000001, "end": 12118.220000000001, "text": " of people."}, {"start": 12118.220000000001, "end": 12120.220000000001, "text": " I'm just wondering if it was like a performance or something."}, {"start": 12120.220000000001, "end": 12126.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I don't really want to get like more specific about it."}, {"start": 12126.22, "end": 12132.22, "text": " For obvious reasons, you know."}, {"start": 12132.22, "end": 12135.22, "text": " Egg eats, yeah."}, {"start": 12135.22, "end": 12144.22, "text": " Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm."}, {"start": 12144.22, "end": 12146.22, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 12146.22, "end": 12148.22, "text": " I'm about to level up, too."}, {"start": 12148.22, "end": 12151.22, "text": " I've got two stars on my blue circle."}, {"start": 12151.22, "end": 12155.099999999999, "text": " Yeah, she bit a teacher."}, {"start": 12155.099999999999, "end": 12160.3, "text": " Bit a teacher on the arm."}, {"start": 12160.3, "end": 12164.099999999999, "text": " Yeah, she bit, she bit, well, doesn't, the teacher's gonna have their name out there,"}, {"start": 12164.099999999999, "end": 12166.46, "text": " but due to the laws here, they can't name the kids."}, {"start": 12166.46, "end": 12170.9, "text": " So I told her to get in a few more before she turns 18."}, {"start": 12170.9, "end": 12172.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12177.619999999999, "end": 12179.619999999999, "text": " Based yeah"}, {"start": 12180.3, "end": 12184.02, "text": " And who's the I don't know I wasn't there. I'm getting it all second hand"}, {"start": 12184.02, "end": 12188.96, "text": " So I don't know maybe the teacher was maybe the teacher smelled like fried chicken or something. I don't know"}, {"start": 12189.46, "end": 12192.1, "text": " Like is she actually bite her teacher? No, man"}, {"start": 12192.1, "end": 12194.1, "text": " And she's not actually by far."}, {"start": 12194.1, "end": 12198.94, "text": " I'm not sure how far we're going with this."}, {"start": 12198.94, "end": 12202.86, "text": " What's crazy is that you met my daughter like four times."}, {"start": 12202.86, "end": 12206.1, "text": " Yeah, 100% you know that she could bite her teacher."}, {"start": 12206.1, "end": 12209.7, "text": " You know that at least it's possible that she's"}, {"start": 12209.7, "end": 12211.42, "text": " got the bite her phenotype."}, {"start": 12211.42, "end": 12214.58, "text": " So that's real and I can't be mad at you for that."}, {"start": 12214.58, "end": 12215.78, "text": " Any kid is capable."}, {"start": 12215.78, "end": 12217.98, "text": " No, but she's more capable than most."}, {"start": 12217.98, "end": 12219.380000000001, "text": " But not all, for sure."}, {"start": 12219.380000000001, "end": 12220.58, "text": " I'm not even so."}, {"start": 12220.58, "end": 12221.7, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 12221.7, "end": 12225.54, "text": " Look at the other team other team. They had a lot of they had a lot of good ratings on their team"}, {"start": 12226.54, "end": 12229.980000000001, "text": " Yeah, I don't want to play Mirage again"}, {"start": 12234.34, "end": 12236.34, "text": " Inferno, I'm afraid I"}, {"start": 12237.94, "end": 12244.7, "text": " Mean dust is up look at their 10k's are twice as good. They play inferno. Oh shit. They're fucked, bro"}, {"start": 12248.900000000001, "end": 12250.900000000001, "text": " Okay, we're doing T first"}, {"start": 12251.7, "end": 12255.34, "text": " Oh, excuse me, I'm dying."}, {"start": 12255.34, "end": 12257.78, "text": " Cat aggro, Phantom coughs."}, {"start": 12257.78, "end": 12259.78, "text": " Let's roll."}, {"start": 12259.78, "end": 12263.18, "text": " This next plague of locusts."}, {"start": 12263.18, "end": 12265.78, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 12265.78, "end": 12267.18, "text": " Plague of baggles, actually."}, {"start": 12267.18, "end": 12268.18, "text": " Plague of baggles."}, {"start": 12275.060000000001, "end": 12278.18, "text": " Boy, you ever have men of Shevets?"}, {"start": 12278.18, "end": 12279.18, "text": " The wine?"}, {"start": 12279.18, "end": 12281.18, "text": " The wine or any but maybe the matzo"}, {"start": 12281.82, "end": 12283.42, "text": " Yeah, yeah, definitely"}, {"start": 12283.42, "end": 12285.220000000001, "text": " I had it all"}, {"start": 12285.220000000001, "end": 12291.380000000001, "text": " Did as good as it looks like a filter fish. No, it's not the wine anyways wines terrible"}, {"start": 12296.06, "end": 12302.34, "text": " What where we going where we going squad? Why is that? Okay? All right"}, {"start": 12302.34, "end": 12304.34, "text": " Well"}, {"start": 12308.42, "end": 12314.460000000001, "text": " All right squad where we going I don't know what he would be I think yellows afk man"}, {"start": 12319.54, "end": 12323.82, "text": " Love that love that I flash you out a I get two picks I smoked the cross I"}, {"start": 12325.98, "end": 12330.4, "text": " Plant the bomb I defuse the bomb easy and easy. There's one"}, {"start": 12332.34, "end": 12334.34, "text": " There's two."}, {"start": 12334.34, "end": 12336.34, "text": " Along."}, {"start": 12336.34, "end": 12339.34, "text": " He's on the fucking barrel, bugle smoke."}, {"start": 12342.34, "end": 12344.34, "text": " That's smart. That's my honest thought."}, {"start": 12344.34, "end": 12346.34, "text": " I would use my bad smoke to my advantage,"}, {"start": 12346.34, "end": 12347.34, "text": " but he used it to his advantage."}, {"start": 12347.34, "end": 12349.34, "text": " He was CT."}, {"start": 12355.34, "end": 12358.34, "text": " I like the revolver that says help."}, {"start": 12358.34, "end": 12361.34, "text": " It's got help carved into the handle."}, {"start": 12361.34, "end": 12363.34, "text": " You see T still"}, {"start": 12366.66, "end": 12372.52, "text": " What he's on site going a what the fuck is that now you see team and trust me don't listen to these other fools"}, {"start": 12382.06, "end": 12384.9, "text": " Guys our dude team karma's fuck dude"}, {"start": 12384.9, "end": 12388.699999999999, "text": " good quality to me nobody else loves you Corey only I love you listen to me"}, {"start": 12388.699999999999, "end": 12393.619999999999, "text": " follow the sound of my voice it's it's already fuck why are you listening to"}, {"start": 12393.619999999999, "end": 12399.14, "text": " them listen to me it's so funny that's true on-site going a I didn't really"}, {"start": 12399.14, "end": 12411.859999999999, "text": " clock how crazy that fuck are you talking about"}, {"start": 12412.54, "end": 12414.54, "text": " I'm flashing over at"}, {"start": 12416.26, "end": 12420.460000000001, "text": " I assume they're cat bro, they're CT they want to keep us from getting on the site"}, {"start": 12422.900000000001, "end": 12425.380000000001, "text": " Horrible smoke we take advantage of that"}, {"start": 12433.5, "end": 12435.5, "text": " Some CT"}, {"start": 12435.5, "end": 12442.5, "text": " I mean, that's a save."}, {"start": 12442.5, "end": 12445.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12445.5, "end": 12458.5, "text": " He nodded his head when he saw me."}, {"start": 12458.5, "end": 12461.5, "text": " I think he recognized me."}, {"start": 12461.5, "end": 12464.5, "text": " Master Chief."}, {"start": 12464.5, "end": 12468.94, "text": " the galile is literally OP bro"}, {"start": 12471.9, "end": 12477.58, "text": " there was a down nod you know what that means it means the fellas bald"}, {"start": 12486.46, "end": 12490.14, "text": " third the call"}, {"start": 12490.14, "end": 12508.82, "text": " Flash in my teammate and getting a pick."}, {"start": 12508.82, "end": 12509.82, "text": " Where's this happening?"}, {"start": 12509.82, "end": 12510.82, "text": " He's on fire at the car."}, {"start": 12510.82, "end": 12511.82, "text": " Did you get him?"}, {"start": 12511.82, "end": 12516.82, "text": " I didn't get him."}, {"start": 12516.82, "end": 12518.82, "text": " Someone got him I think."}, {"start": 12518.82, "end": 12520.82, "text": " Okay, he's pretty."}, {"start": 12522.5, "end": 12524.5, "text": " Double-climbed slur."}, {"start": 12526.5, "end": 12528.5, "text": " Planting?"}, {"start": 12528.82, "end": 12533.22, "text": " Yeah, sure, block the plant spot, bro. I'm planting, man. I'm planting. I'm the guy."}, {"start": 12538.58, "end": 12540.58, "text": " Thank you for dying so I can clutch."}, {"start": 12540.58, "end": 12553.02, "text": " I love that. Even better. It stings more to get killed by your own gun. That's why you"}, {"start": 12553.02, "end": 12564.5, "text": " go M4 over AK. Confidence is a huge part of Counter Strike. I just don't know how. I don't"}, {"start": 12564.5, "end": 12566.74, "text": " I don't know if it's a hundred or like ninety five percent."}, {"start": 12569.22, "end": 12570.22, "text": " It's one of the two though."}, {"start": 12580.62, "end": 12582.54, "text": " We smoke it and go guys. Smoke it and go. Ready?"}, {"start": 12590.14, "end": 12592.06, "text": " Oh no, I threw our bomb to an offer."}, {"start": 12594.5, "end": 12605.7, "text": " How does that not kill? He should be dead. There's one coming. Cat, be careful. He's"}, {"start": 12605.7, "end": 12609.3, "text": " been killed already. Never mind. Disregard my console."}, {"start": 12609.3, "end": 12624.34, "text": " Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, man, no. What is this guy doing? Play at the pub?"}, {"start": 12624.34, "end": 12630.18, "text": " Oh, shit, that was good, man."}, {"start": 12630.18, "end": 12634.18, "text": " But how swag would it be if you got collateral through you?"}, {"start": 12634.18, "end": 12637.1, "text": " Did you know you got killed by your teammate?"}, {"start": 12637.1, "end": 12638.1, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12638.1, "end": 12640.1, "text": " Okay, he shot you in the right tricep."}, {"start": 12640.1, "end": 12649.1, "text": " We love entry frag offers."}, {"start": 12649.1, "end": 12655.7, "text": " Well, I'm just gonna get two suicide and then probably flash along and get two and then get killed by the last one and"}, {"start": 12656.140000000001, "end": 12659.76, "text": " My ghost will plant. That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm calling this trial"}, {"start": 12663.42, "end": 12665.42, "text": " One crossed two crossed"}, {"start": 12669.7, "end": 12674.54, "text": " We got two on be ourselves for an interested for an amazing reason"}, {"start": 12675.66, "end": 12678.300000000001, "text": " We got a smoke in our fucking hedgerow, bro"}, {"start": 12679.1, "end": 12684.1, "text": " I got my smoke."}, {"start": 12684.1, "end": 12688.1, "text": " I'm throwing a flashback."}, {"start": 12688.1, "end": 12690.1, "text": " I'm playing greedy as fuck."}, {"start": 12690.1, "end": 12692.1, "text": " One is on A."}, {"start": 12692.1, "end": 12695.1, "text": " Oh, I have bottom."}, {"start": 12695.1, "end": 12698.1, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna beat him."}, {"start": 12700.1, "end": 12702.1, "text": " You're a big dog."}, {"start": 12702.1, "end": 12704.1, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 12704.1, "end": 12707.1, "text": " I'm gonna win A for you."}, {"start": 12709.1, "end": 12719.1, "text": " I think I saw the last one, CT."}, {"start": 12719.1, "end": 12724.1, "text": " Okay, guy just said A. Yeah."}, {"start": 12724.1, "end": 12729.1, "text": " I see his shoe."}, {"start": 12729.1, "end": 12734.1, "text": " We literally got both sites, just to prove that we fucking could."}, {"start": 12734.1, "end": 12737.1, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 12737.1, "end": 12747.62, "text": " He's got beast mode, man, because I'm hungry."}, {"start": 12747.62, "end": 12748.62, "text": " It does help."}, {"start": 12748.62, "end": 12753.94, "text": " A little hunger helps and like one too many coffees, so the caffeine is probably just"}, {"start": 12753.94, "end": 12757.06, "text": " finally entered three crossed, bro."}, {"start": 12757.06, "end": 12758.06, "text": " One crossback."}, {"start": 12758.06, "end": 12762.220000000001, "text": " How are you seeing this and not shooting?"}, {"start": 12762.220000000001, "end": 12766.34, "text": " I don't have that kind of reaction time to be honest with you."}, {"start": 12766.34, "end": 12775.54, "text": " I don't have a second flash. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. They're coming from long doors. Be careful"}, {"start": 12776.9, "end": 12781.54, "text": " Long door flank. I must have picked up some motherfuckers extra. You know, I think I just bought four grenades"}, {"start": 12784.460000000001, "end": 12786.54, "text": " That second flash is so important for me"}, {"start": 12789.58, "end": 12791.74, "text": " Probably with the Mac 10 you could have owned that"}, {"start": 12796.34, "end": 12799.14, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 12801.28, "end": 12802.380000000001, "text": " Oh, good."}, {"start": 12807.98, "end": 12808.94, "text": " Back to Lumberge."}, {"start": 12810.98, "end": 12811.98, "text": " Back to Lumberge?"}, {"start": 12811.98, "end": 12813.62, "text": " I hate when people say you gave them an AK."}, {"start": 12813.62, "end": 12815.82, "text": " You know, they sell it on both sides, bro."}, {"start": 12817.48, "end": 12817.98, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 12819.94, "end": 12825.22, "text": " The fucking arms merchants are like, you know, they're neutral."}, {"start": 12825.220000000001, "end": 12826.420000000002, "text": " They're a neutral party."}, {"start": 12828.340000000002, "end": 12830.18, "text": " Do they? They fucking do, man."}, {"start": 12830.18, "end": 12831.580000000002, "text": " They have no scruples."}, {"start": 12839.260000000002, "end": 12840.54, "text": " Fuck his life, fuck, bro."}, {"start": 12842.7, "end": 12844.1, "text": " Good shot, holy fuck."}, {"start": 12845.060000000001, "end": 12846.420000000002, "text": " He's on the cross."}, {"start": 12846.420000000002, "end": 12847.62, "text": " One on site as well."}, {"start": 12849.140000000001, "end": 12850.62, "text": " One on site is dead."}, {"start": 12850.62, "end": 12852.54, "text": " One on the cross is dead."}, {"start": 12852.54, "end": 12853.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, they're both dead."}, {"start": 12853.380000000001, "end": 12854.220000000001, "text": " Sight's clear."}, {"start": 12855.220000000001, "end": 12862.220000000001, "text": " that was awesome"}, {"start": 12873.220000000001, "end": 12873.960000000001, "text": " damnit"}, {"start": 12873.960000000001, "end": 12877.220000000001, "text": " he's categorically"}, {"start": 12877.220000000001, "end": 12884.220000000001, "text": " i fucked up my shots there"}, {"start": 12885.220000000001, "end": 12888.220000000001, "text": " Oh, double ops for the end here."}, {"start": 12894.220000000001, "end": 12899.220000000001, "text": " Jesus, Corey, don't cry. You can rely on your opera."}, {"start": 12900.220000000001, "end": 12904.220000000001, "text": " Everyone is a one-shot gun."}, {"start": 12905.220000000001, "end": 12906.220000000001, "text": " There's a gun down."}, {"start": 12907.220000000001, "end": 12909.220000000001, "text": " You'll stay alive."}, {"start": 12910.220000000001, "end": 12913.220000000001, "text": " Just get behind your entry opera."}, {"start": 12915.220000000001, "end": 12918.380000000001, "text": " Every gun is a burning sun"}, {"start": 12930.260000000002, "end": 12932.260000000002, "text": " Just what I wanted"}, {"start": 12932.420000000002, "end": 12937.500000000002, "text": " To be smoked as I'm pushing cat that is the type of shit that you'd be into though to be fair"}, {"start": 12939.460000000001, "end": 12942.02, "text": " Why did they smoke that man?"}, {"start": 12942.02, "end": 12946.1, "text": " Was that oh no, it was our guy who said smoke, right?"}, {"start": 12948.74, "end": 12950.74, "text": " Probably you"}, {"start": 12951.1, "end": 12953.1, "text": " Based on what I know about you"}, {"start": 12954.220000000001, "end": 12956.5, "text": " What a shot was an enemy smoke, okay?"}, {"start": 12959.02, "end": 12961.9, "text": " Yeah, oh dude, he's fucking shot the smoke out of the air"}, {"start": 12963.34, "end": 12965.34, "text": " Thank you for saving my life"}, {"start": 12965.380000000001, "end": 12971.02, "text": " I've been just I thought he's not a good round to be honest with you. It's not a good round"}, {"start": 12972.02, "end": 12982.460000000001, "text": " one. Don't worry, anime avatar has up in the bomb. I mean, he's got three kills, man."}, {"start": 12982.460000000001, "end": 12987.800000000001, "text": " He's 10 and three. I think he's got a good chance. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it should be 11"}, {"start": 12987.800000000001, "end": 12993.7, "text": " and three. He killed me too. Did he? I thought that was, I thought it was green. That might"}, {"start": 12993.7, "end": 12995.7, "text": " be wrong"}, {"start": 13009.060000000001, "end": 13011.820000000002, "text": " They should put Steely Dan in for MVP music"}, {"start": 13014.26, "end": 13016.26, "text": " Can you imagine"}, {"start": 13016.78, "end": 13019.300000000001, "text": " Getting the last kill of an ace. It goes"}, {"start": 13020.18, "end": 13022.5, "text": " I'm breaking no remorse"}, {"start": 13023.7, "end": 13035.380000000001, "text": " I got an idea. My idea is that they're going to rush tunnels because we go A every time."}, {"start": 13035.380000000001, "end": 13047.220000000001, "text": " So I'm going to take the bomb A. Crazy flash."}, {"start": 13047.220000000001, "end": 13050.54, "text": " I'm solo with bomb at B. My teammate's been killed."}, {"start": 13050.54, "end": 13052.54, "text": " From where?"}, {"start": 13053.26, "end": 13057.400000000001, "text": " I'm at tunnels. I need help"}, {"start": 13058.980000000001, "end": 13060.980000000001, "text": " Thank you. Thank you team"}, {"start": 13060.980000000001, "end": 13066.800000000001, "text": " W team we smoke this and then we go back so they think we're going that way"}, {"start": 13069.820000000002, "end": 13072.84, "text": " It's called a ruse one mid"}, {"start": 13075.86, "end": 13077.86, "text": " One cat"}, {"start": 13080.54, "end": 13091.54, "text": " Yeah, I tried to throw it to my teammate, come in through the door, but bro said no thanks."}, {"start": 13091.54, "end": 13098.740000000002, "text": " The hell happened."}, {"start": 13098.740000000002, "end": 13101.240000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13101.240000000002, "end": 13109.54, "text": " Pick reaction time on that guy."}, {"start": 13110.54, "end": 13112.54, "text": " I am the one"}, {"start": 13113.060000000001, "end": 13115.060000000001, "text": " Beside of CT is last"}, {"start": 13116.460000000001, "end": 13118.86, "text": " I'll be pushing now. Are you gonna look for the kill?"}, {"start": 13128.42, "end": 13130.42, "text": " Kill me"}, {"start": 13131.660000000002, "end": 13136.140000000001, "text": " Kill me I hadn't get the rights. I said let's just hold the mouse button down and let it fly kill me"}, {"start": 13136.34, "end": 13138.660000000002, "text": " Kill me. I did 82 in two kill me"}, {"start": 13139.54, "end": 13144.54, "text": " I want to die every moment is pain every round is pain every every round that I play is misery when I hardscope"}, {"start": 13144.54, "end": 13148.380000000001, "text": " It's misery when I shoot its misery my gun doesn't name every moment is misery. I want to die. I want to die"}, {"start": 13149.62, "end": 13151.62, "text": " Animals are leaving"}, {"start": 13152.18, "end": 13155.34, "text": " Wrong crash out. I'm afraid but it's alright"}, {"start": 13157.26, "end": 13159.900000000001, "text": " We should just go long again because we won every round we went long"}, {"start": 13161.7, "end": 13163.7, "text": " Let's go long"}, {"start": 13163.7, "end": 13168.7, "text": " Last year I'll get 10 kills. Here we go."}, {"start": 13172.7, "end": 13175.7, "text": " How bad have body blocked the grenades when they hit us all?"}, {"start": 13177.7, "end": 13181.7, "text": " There's gotta be one like in the smoke or car."}, {"start": 13187.7, "end": 13188.7, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 13189.7, "end": 13190.7, "text": " What the heck?"}, {"start": 13190.7, "end": 13192.7, "text": " What the heck?"}, {"start": 13193.7, "end": 13207.94, "text": " I got him holy fuck"}, {"start": 13207.94, "end": 13209.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13215.300000000001, "end": 13217.300000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 13221.94, "end": 13227.300000000001, "text": " The teams redeemed a little redeemed right you guys hate me redeemed well you traded one round for the next"}, {"start": 13232.58, "end": 13236.18, "text": " Needed the Koi a decoy"}, {"start": 13237.94, "end": 13239.94, "text": " Perfect decoy spawn too"}, {"start": 13243.18, "end": 13245.62, "text": " The classic perfect decoy spawn yep"}, {"start": 13249.94, "end": 13254.220000000001, "text": " Oh, apparently we're going that way learn that from the dog. Yep"}, {"start": 13258.7, "end": 13261.26, "text": " And this teammate did"}, {"start": 13263.7, "end": 13265.7, "text": " Hey, there's one in the tunnel hope this helps"}, {"start": 13265.7, "end": 13272.820000000002, "text": " I've killed him with a frag grenade. I've added one to my stat track frag grenade"}, {"start": 13279.92, "end": 13282.7, "text": " He's on site mousepad too small"}, {"start": 13295.7, "end": 13305.7, "text": " One left. He's in the window. Oh my god."}, {"start": 13305.7, "end": 13321.060000000001, "text": " Oh come on man. Yes! Thank god, thank god man."}, {"start": 13321.06, "end": 13323.939999999999, "text": " One guy on our team was like, man, if I could get our shots, I would have had that guy."}, {"start": 13323.939999999999, "end": 13325.939999999999, "text": " He'd have taken my shot if I had that guy."}, {"start": 13325.939999999999, "end": 13327.439999999999, "text": " That's how it works, yeah."}, {"start": 13327.439999999999, "end": 13328.439999999999, "text": " 100% man."}, {"start": 13328.439999999999, "end": 13331.439999999999, "text": " That's how it works, buddy."}, {"start": 13337.939999999999, "end": 13339.939999999999, "text": " You want it to swap? I'll swap. I don't care."}, {"start": 13339.939999999999, "end": 13341.939999999999, "text": " Blue wants an off."}, {"start": 13341.939999999999, "end": 13343.939999999999, "text": " It's on the ground, bro."}, {"start": 13346.74, "end": 13348.74, "text": " Leg them."}, {"start": 13348.74, "end": 13350.74, "text": " One crossed."}, {"start": 13360.74, "end": 13362.74, "text": " Damn, is there anybody on the other team?"}, {"start": 13370.74, "end": 13372.74, "text": " We're pushing."}, {"start": 13372.74, "end": 13374.74, "text": " Cat and CT?"}, {"start": 13379.74, "end": 13381.74, "text": " CT"}, {"start": 13384.699999999999, "end": 13386.699999999999, "text": " They got him"}, {"start": 13388.06, "end": 13392.14, "text": " Damn also attack the teammate or whatever you see me crying about it"}, {"start": 13397.3, "end": 13400.86, "text": " Basically just ruining his life before we kill him. Oh, he's up here"}, {"start": 13402.1, "end": 13404.1, "text": " See cat cat cat"}, {"start": 13406.34, "end": 13408.34, "text": " Right as I threw a grenade"}, {"start": 13408.74, "end": 13410.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13415.06, "end": 13418.58, "text": " See and then you hit that and it goes it's your favorite for him"}, {"start": 13419.38, "end": 13426.58, "text": " And you will come back imagine how demoralized would be to be killed by someone who outed themselves as middle-aged based on their MVP music"}, {"start": 13427.94, "end": 13430.74, "text": " That would shut it falls. You see it all"}, {"start": 13431.82, "end": 13433.82, "text": " It's your favorite for a movie"}, {"start": 13433.82, "end": 13441.82, "text": " movie. I hate getting a bee spawn. Bro bee spawn is crazy. What you hate is buying armor."}, {"start": 13441.82, "end": 13449.18, "text": " You start throwing grenades with me it's like three free kills per round man. I feel like"}, {"start": 13449.18, "end": 13453.82, "text": " they never go through one. Then they start saying stuff there they are. There they are"}, {"start": 13453.82, "end": 13457.82, "text": " bee. They start saying shit like who buys incendiary round one that's not in the YouTube"}, {"start": 13457.82, "end": 13464.82, "text": " video"}, {"start": 13468.98, "end": 13472.779999999999, "text": " talking about any world"}, {"start": 13472.779999999999, "end": 13479.779999999999, "text": " would be swag I thought you had him king"}, {"start": 13482.46, "end": 13485.38, "text": " are you giving CS lessons at 4k?"}, {"start": 13485.380000000001, "end": 13487.54, "text": " They won't be, by the way."}, {"start": 13487.54, "end": 13490.78, "text": " Because I know how to play against other 4-case."}, {"start": 13490.78, "end": 13491.86, "text": " For pros, I don't know."}, {"start": 13491.86, "end": 13494.740000000002, "text": " It's a whole different game, man."}, {"start": 13494.740000000002, "end": 13497.820000000002, "text": " But in my level, honestly, the equest kind of OP."}, {"start": 13502.060000000001, "end": 13503.060000000001, "text": " Damn, hell of a shot."}, {"start": 13507.18, "end": 13509.900000000001, "text": " 15 and 1, 100 and 2, 35 and 1, 32 and 2."}, {"start": 13509.900000000001, "end": 13511.220000000001, "text": " I saw all four people."}, {"start": 13511.220000000001, "end": 13514.34, "text": " Imagine if you'd thrown a grenade in the tunnel."}, {"start": 13514.34, "end": 13515.18, "text": " Just think about it."}, {"start": 13515.18, "end": 13519.0, "text": " you how much damage did you get 55 and 4 turns out there's just one fella down"}, {"start": 13519.0, "end": 13524.92, "text": " there I'll buy anything I'll buy a grenade and throw it in the top dude it's"}, {"start": 13524.92, "end": 13531.84, "text": " it's fucking swag is what it is a grenade is literally a $300 lottery"}, {"start": 13531.84, "end": 13539.18, "text": " ticket doesn't that sound good if I win"}, {"start": 13539.18, "end": 13546.06, "text": " smoke long yeah this time I don't think they came this way unfortunately you"}, {"start": 13546.06, "end": 13549.18, "text": " can't win the lottery every time"}, {"start": 13553.82, "end": 13563.02, "text": " one mid he's on cat now oh I think we got him wow crazy"}, {"start": 13563.02, "end": 13572.82, "text": " I want it done. I want a gun. I want a gun. I want. Oh, you weren't going to do shit with"}, {"start": 13572.82, "end": 13581.62, "text": " the Nova. Come on. I was going to take it. That's a that's a me gun. That's a me gun."}, {"start": 13581.62, "end": 13597.7, "text": " drop the Galeel. Yeah, ask for me. Damn blue titanium too."}, {"start": 13597.7, "end": 13599.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13606.740000000002, "end": 13608.740000000002, "text": " Man I kind of hate this go Leo"}, {"start": 13610.42, "end": 13612.42, "text": " No stat track or nothing"}, {"start": 13614.18, "end": 13616.18, "text": " Nothing be you may contact with the enemy"}, {"start": 13621.300000000001, "end": 13624.060000000001, "text": " Me talking to a plan one be"}, {"start": 13627.7, "end": 13634.7, "text": " flashed b"}, {"start": 13639.94, "end": 13641.94, "text": " that's what might be tunnels"}, {"start": 13641.94, "end": 13645.66, "text": " yep"}, {"start": 13645.66, "end": 13646.26, "text": " or not"}, {"start": 13646.26, "end": 13649.78, "text": " maybe rotating"}, {"start": 13649.78, "end": 13653.980000000001, "text": " i'm also rotating i'm using my body as a radar pin"}, {"start": 13653.980000000001, "end": 13656.02, "text": " he's long"}, {"start": 13656.02, "end": 13659.02, "text": " Yeah, it's not long for this world."}, {"start": 13659.02, "end": 13660.02, "text": " Love it."}, {"start": 13668.02, "end": 13670.02, "text": " I'd be able to fit in one."}, {"start": 13670.02, "end": 13672.02, "text": " How long is the average counter strike game?"}, {"start": 13672.02, "end": 13673.02, "text": " Fifty minutes?"}, {"start": 13673.02, "end": 13674.02, "text": " Forty-five minutes."}, {"start": 13674.02, "end": 13676.02, "text": " I could fit in one more for sure if we win this round."}, {"start": 13676.02, "end": 13677.02, "text": " No pressure."}, {"start": 13680.02, "end": 13681.02, "text": " Loses on purpose."}, {"start": 13682.02, "end": 13683.02, "text": " Go, go, go!"}, {"start": 13683.02, "end": 13684.02, "text": " No pressure."}, {"start": 13684.02, "end": 13685.02, "text": " Got on top."}, {"start": 13685.02, "end": 13704.42, "text": " I tried to go El Duce mode, that's my bad."}, {"start": 13704.42, "end": 13706.42, "text": " That was long doors."}, {"start": 13706.42, "end": 13708.42, "text": " Long big doors."}, {"start": 13712.42, "end": 13714.42, "text": " Crazy shit."}, {"start": 13716.42, "end": 13718.42, "text": " What the fuck around? Holy shit, man."}, {"start": 13722.42, "end": 13724.42, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 13724.42, "end": 13726.42, "text": " That guy's icon is crazy."}, {"start": 13728.42, "end": 13730.42, "text": " I know it's like a triangle with a circle inside of it."}, {"start": 13730.42, "end": 13732.42, "text": " It's insane, man."}, {"start": 13732.42, "end": 13736.42, "text": " Oh, oh man, some of you know what that is probably."}, {"start": 13740.42, "end": 13744.42, "text": " Are you talking about the other one? It kind of looks like the top half of a rib cage or something?"}, {"start": 13744.42, "end": 13750.42, "text": " No, it's like a bald guy with glasses and a scraggly beard sucking on a pacifier and it's animated."}, {"start": 13750.42, "end": 13752.42, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 13753.42, "end": 13755.42, "text": " Kind of Wojak-esque, yeah."}, {"start": 13755.42, "end": 13769.18, "text": " It's a woe jack sucking on a binky."}, {"start": 13769.18, "end": 13772.7, "text": " That's part of having a kid is when you're out in public and you see like a seven year"}, {"start": 13772.7, "end": 13775.9, "text": " old kid with a pacifier and you're like damn I'm parent mugging them for real."}, {"start": 13775.9, "end": 13779.460000000001, "text": " But then honestly you get a little bit older, you get a little bit more nuanced and you go"}, {"start": 13779.460000000001, "end": 13780.82, "text": " every kid's different."}, {"start": 13780.82, "end": 13785.02, "text": " Maybe if I had that kid I'd still have him on a pacifier too."}, {"start": 13785.02, "end": 13792.04, "text": " I'm not even gonna fuck with you, but the black pill on parenting is that like good parents bad parents obviously there is a difference"}, {"start": 13792.1, "end": 13796.5, "text": " But I think like 80% of it is controlled by the kid. I"}, {"start": 13797.68, "end": 13801.58, "text": " Think a lot of good parents are literally just I mean their system players"}, {"start": 13801.58, "end": 13802.54, "text": " Let me put it that way"}, {"start": 13802.54, "end": 13807.140000000001, "text": " I think they got drafted into an organization that happened to have a very good kid with an easy temperament"}, {"start": 13807.140000000001, "end": 13812.86, "text": " And I think a lot of bad parents just happened to go to a dysfunctional organization like the Vancouver Canucks to be honest with you"}, {"start": 13812.86, "end": 13817.86, "text": " They were set up in a position to fail."}, {"start": 13817.86, "end": 13822.86, "text": " I think I got a targeted sex hotline phone call."}, {"start": 13822.86, "end": 13826.86, "text": " Oh, damn. Have you seen Punch Drunk Love?"}, {"start": 13826.86, "end": 13829.86, "text": " Yeah, in theaters."}, {"start": 13829.86, "end": 13835.86, "text": " Damn. Damn, 24 years ago."}, {"start": 13835.86, "end": 13843.42, "text": " He says, oh, I was set for a bike ride and got my jeans caught in the bike chain in the"}, {"start": 13843.42, "end": 13846.42, "text": " bottom rift."}, {"start": 13846.42, "end": 13853.78, "text": " That was the voicemail?"}, {"start": 13853.78, "end": 13860.1, "text": " The voicemail was, I was going out for a bike ride, but I ripped my jeans in the bike chain."}, {"start": 13860.1, "end": 13861.1, "text": " You're not hearing it?"}, {"start": 13861.1, "end": 13862.1, "text": " No, sorry."}, {"start": 13862.1, "end": 13863.1, "text": " I got scared."}, {"start": 13863.1, "end": 13871.24, "text": " at first I was kind of upset but then I thought about just cutting them off and make those"}, {"start": 13871.24, "end": 13880.06, "text": " really short shorts you know that's crazy man yeah and at the end of the every one"}, {"start": 13880.06, "end": 13884.62, "text": " of these calls it says if you wish to opt out for many further promotions press 2 3"}, {"start": 13884.62, "end": 13887.98, "text": " times I push you in the chat so like that's just confirming you're real I'm like what"}, {"start": 13887.98, "end": 13890.779999999999, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 13890.779999999999, "end": 13892.98, "text": " You can't."}, {"start": 13892.98, "end": 13896.82, "text": " Are they legally required to take me off the list?"}, {"start": 13896.82, "end": 13897.859999999999, "text": " You've seen the movie, bro."}, {"start": 13897.859999999999, "end": 13899.859999999999, "text": " Ain't nothing legal about what that mattress salesman's"}, {"start": 13899.859999999999, "end": 13900.359999999999, "text": " doing."}, {"start": 13903.14, "end": 13903.64, "text": " It's a scam."}, {"start": 13903.64, "end": 13904.539999999999, "text": " I know it's a scam."}, {"start": 13907.699999999999, "end": 13909.779999999999, "text": " I can't get them to stop calling me."}, {"start": 13909.779999999999, "end": 13911.779999999999, "text": " They call from a different number every time,"}, {"start": 13911.779999999999, "end": 13913.3, "text": " so I can't even just block it."}, {"start": 13913.3, "end": 13915.939999999999, "text": " It doesn't work."}, {"start": 13915.939999999999, "end": 13917.96, "text": " Let me teach you a little secret about voicemail."}, {"start": 13917.960000000001, "end": 13922.36, "text": " you have one new message to play this message press one"}, {"start": 13922.36, "end": 13923.12, "text": " sir"}, {"start": 13923.12, "end": 13924.36, "text": " message deleted"}, {"start": 13924.36, "end": 13927.36, "text": " you have no new messages"}, {"start": 13927.36, "end": 13930.04, "text": " these are funny though because like the the iphone does the thing that we're"}, {"start": 13930.04, "end": 13931.640000000001, "text": " like gives you a transcript"}, {"start": 13931.640000000001, "end": 13933.36, "text": " yeah visual voicemail"}, {"start": 13933.36, "end": 13939.560000000001, "text": " yeah yeah it's funny"}, {"start": 13939.560000000001, "end": 13943.000000000002, "text": " who signed up for it it was me i've told the story before it was an accident"}, {"start": 13943.000000000002, "end": 13943.400000000001, "text": " wall"}, {"start": 13943.400000000001, "end": 13947.320000000002, "text": " not an accident i thought it was a joke"}, {"start": 13947.32, "end": 13950.14, "text": " kind of was"}, {"start": 13950.14, "end": 13954.48, "text": " this is audible"}, {"start": 13954.48, "end": 13955.96, "text": " uh... i'll be banning overpass"}, {"start": 13955.96, "end": 13957.24, "text": " because i learned the"}, {"start": 13957.24, "end": 13959.36, "text": " fucking smoke man"}, {"start": 13959.36, "end": 13961.32, "text": " oh i don't want to play mara"}, {"start": 13961.32, "end": 13965.32, "text": " well then you two fucking pay mara"}, {"start": 13965.32, "end": 13967.84, "text": " there's already four votes on overpass"}, {"start": 13967.84, "end": 13972.36, "text": " well i don't want to play overpass"}, {"start": 13972.36, "end": 13978.84, "text": " i know that it is our tea side start to say because i know the smoke"}, {"start": 13978.84, "end": 13981.400000000001, "text": " i know the smoke so let's start to decide"}, {"start": 13981.400000000001, "end": 13982.960000000001, "text": " all that is to start"}, {"start": 13982.960000000001, "end": 13985.720000000001, "text": " but i was like"}, {"start": 13985.720000000001, "end": 13988.560000000001, "text": " it was an in-game phone"}, {"start": 13988.560000000001, "end": 13992.900000000001, "text": " at the end in phone call"}, {"start": 13992.900000000001, "end": 13995.34, "text": " okay guys i smoke the window"}, {"start": 13995.34, "end": 13996.960000000001, "text": " policy"}, {"start": 13996.960000000001, "end": 13999.52, "text": " Let's go Marvel at my incredible smoke."}, {"start": 13999.52, "end": 14003.320000000002, "text": " See if I smoke connector."}, {"start": 14008.000000000002, "end": 14009.2, "text": " W smoke on connector."}, {"start": 14009.2, "end": 14011.400000000001, "text": " Still leaves a little bit at the top, to be honest."}, {"start": 14011.400000000001, "end": 14013.560000000001, "text": " I need to get a headshot a little bit at the top."}, {"start": 14013.560000000001, "end": 14017.960000000001, "text": " But yeah, maybe YouTube shorts are goaded."}, {"start": 14017.960000000001, "end": 14020.560000000001, "text": " I literally learned tech in 12 seconds."}, {"start": 14023.36, "end": 14024.68, "text": " Maybe the kids are on or something."}, {"start": 14024.68, "end": 14027.56, "text": " I guess I don't need to have a smoke grenade for mid, round one, huh?"}, {"start": 14027.56, "end": 14028.56, "text": " What's the play on it?"}, {"start": 14031.06, "end": 14031.56, "text": " B?"}, {"start": 14034.68, "end": 14038.92, "text": " Double flash, frag, round one, let's do this."}, {"start": 14039.64, "end": 14041.32, "text": " He said, fuck it!"}, {"start": 14041.84, "end": 14042.720000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 14043.36, "end": 14044.48, "text": " And green..."}, {"start": 14044.92, "end": 14046.08, "text": " is asleep at the wheel."}, {"start": 14047.84, "end": 14049.32, "text": " Could be good if he sucks at driving."}, {"start": 14050.92, "end": 14052.32, "text": " Life is but a dream, bro."}, {"start": 14054.68, "end": 14061.68, "text": " the"}, {"start": 14063.2, "end": 14066.9, "text": " good fucking kill good fucking kill"}, {"start": 14066.9, "end": 14073.9, "text": " did you see the order with which we pushed out of sight though holy shit"}, {"start": 14080.08, "end": 14083.1, "text": " okay I got one and I got"}, {"start": 14083.1, "end": 14084.9, "text": " We got one does need a gun."}, {"start": 14087.300000000001, "end": 14089.7, "text": " Stole stalling for time."}, {"start": 14089.7, "end": 14094.640000000001, "text": " Oh, he has he is the one he has the one."}, {"start": 14097.24, "end": 14099.140000000001, "text": " The pretty funny profile picture as well."}, {"start": 14102.58, "end": 14104.48, "text": " OK, smoking in."}, {"start": 14104.48, "end": 14106.58, "text": " Can you tell them can you tell them you're going to throw smoke?"}, {"start": 14106.58, "end": 14109.08, "text": " Wait for smoke to bloom and then go mid."}, {"start": 14110.82, "end": 14111.880000000001, "text": " We're going to throw smoke."}, {"start": 14111.880000000001, "end": 14113.880000000001, "text": " We have a smoke to bloom. Go mid."}, {"start": 14115.880000000001, "end": 14117.880000000001, "text": " Change this thing. Yes, I'm saying yes."}, {"start": 14117.880000000001, "end": 14119.880000000001, "text": " Change this voice for it."}, {"start": 14120.880000000001, "end": 14123.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god, our smokes almost hit each other in the air. That would have been catastrophic."}, {"start": 14123.880000000001, "end": 14125.880000000001, "text": " That would have been catastrophic."}, {"start": 14130.880000000001, "end": 14132.880000000001, "text": " Oh, perfect. Smokes, brother."}, {"start": 14132.880000000001, "end": 14134.880000000001, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 14135.880000000001, "end": 14138.880000000001, "text": " I'm flashing over top for you, Corey. I fucked up."}, {"start": 14138.880000000001, "end": 14140.880000000001, "text": " Close your eyes."}, {"start": 14141.880000000001, "end": 14147.420000000002, "text": " one's on site it's hurt though"}, {"start": 14149.94, "end": 14153.300000000001, "text": " one's in Mercado"}, {"start": 14156.140000000001, "end": 14163.640000000001, "text": " what the fuck you're alone mom are you think I'm so scared man they one more"}, {"start": 14163.64, "end": 14173.56, "text": " mid and then you know that guy behind you oh oh just bike alleles please just"}, {"start": 14173.56, "end": 14179.599999999999, "text": " bike alleles so we can win every round because it's the best gun w comms by the"}, {"start": 14179.599999999999, "end": 14182.599999999999, "text": " way Corey that was a good call"}, {"start": 14182.6, "end": 14192.76, "text": " My team needs to buy Galeel's, man."}, {"start": 14192.76, "end": 14194.36, "text": " They don't respect the Galeel."}, {"start": 14194.36, "end": 14201.36, "text": " I should go A this time too."}, {"start": 14201.36, "end": 14217.480000000001, "text": " If he may die to heaven, I'm going to go pick up his gun."}, {"start": 14217.480000000001, "end": 14220.16, "text": " I'm going to stop the flank, I mean, and get his gun."}, {"start": 14220.16, "end": 14227.16, "text": " i don't know what this fucking guy is doing"}, {"start": 14237.92, "end": 14242.039999999999, "text": " looks on me bro, he didn't even have a gun"}, {"start": 14242.039999999999, "end": 14244.46, "text": " oh, the best gun"}, {"start": 14244.460000000001, "end": 14250.500000000002, "text": " there's one's there of them left side"}, {"start": 14250.500000000002, "end": 14251.300000000001, "text": " i'll be honest"}, {"start": 14251.300000000001, "end": 14252.86, "text": " i'd really thought i was gonna have"}, {"start": 14252.86, "end": 14255.1, "text": " i really thought i was gonna have one"}, {"start": 14255.1, "end": 14256.480000000001, "text": " as we need to get galeos"}, {"start": 14256.480000000001, "end": 14258.140000000001, "text": " seventy percent of our team"}, {"start": 14258.140000000001, "end": 14259.460000000001, "text": " our teams kills"}, {"start": 14259.460000000001, "end": 14264.660000000002, "text": " not a team kills seventy percent of our teams kills are with galeos"}, {"start": 14264.660000000002, "end": 14267.300000000001, "text": " okay i'll go with the mood with you i've never shot it through it's sold to"}, {"start": 14267.300000000001, "end": 14268.1, "text": " shoot him in the head"}, {"start": 14268.1, "end": 14272.660000000002, "text": " same thing with every other gun"}, {"start": 14272.66, "end": 14279.3, "text": " poor man's AK yeah and you're always saying shit like it I'm broke"}, {"start": 14279.300000000001, "end": 14289.300000000001, "text": " I have bomb."}, {"start": 14289.300000000001, "end": 14299.420000000002, "text": " It's a loud ass size 12's back there too."}, {"start": 14299.42, "end": 14306.42, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 14306.42, "end": 14315.42, "text": " The boom on that head snapped back like crazy."}, {"start": 14315.42, "end": 14317.42, "text": " The large guy died to a..."}, {"start": 14317.42, "end": 14320.42, "text": " ...deagle in mid."}, {"start": 14320.42, "end": 14322.42, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 14322.42, "end": 14328.42, "text": " Where's hell, lads?"}, {"start": 14328.42, "end": 14334.38, "text": " Pray they're unmedicated and just wait for them to come down. I got I got your back covered Cory"}, {"start": 14337.72, "end": 14339.72, "text": " Swag"}, {"start": 14340.48, "end": 14342.48, "text": " Let's see money weed"}, {"start": 14346.24, "end": 14350.7, "text": " Oh fuck he's window. I don't even see where the fuck he was. Was he in window? Yeah, he's in the window"}, {"start": 14350.7, "end": 14360.0, "text": " I'm just gonna say and obviously these maps are balanced for good players. I'm never walking out of that fucking tunnel again"}, {"start": 14360.0, "end": 14364.980000000001, "text": " One second after walking out of that tunnel. I die every single time. It's never gonna happen."}, {"start": 14369.58, "end": 14374.820000000002, "text": " I would rather run out the apartments. I'll take my chances running out the apartment balcony than then go to that tunnel"}, {"start": 14375.380000000001, "end": 14378.18, "text": " We did just kind of fucking stop on the balcony"}, {"start": 14378.18, "end": 14383.18, "text": " That's an average B rush. I'm not even smoking a window here."}, {"start": 14383.18, "end": 14388.18, "text": " Average B rush is like, never stop for any circumstance and then you fucking get there"}, {"start": 14388.18, "end": 14390.18, "text": " and they're like, I'm scared."}, {"start": 14395.18, "end": 14397.18, "text": " W connector smoke."}, {"start": 14398.18, "end": 14400.18, "text": " Fuck it. Eagle pick with the eagle."}, {"start": 14403.18, "end": 14406.18, "text": " He's killed me. Which seems pretty fair."}, {"start": 14406.18, "end": 14409.18, "text": " pretty fair honestly given the circumstances"}, {"start": 14409.18, "end": 14416.18, "text": " he was in his base"}, {"start": 14416.68, "end": 14423.68, "text": " that was a good try"}, {"start": 14423.68, "end": 14426.18, "text": " damn, what a shot"}, {"start": 14426.18, "end": 14427.94, "text": " tough one"}, {"start": 14427.94, "end": 14433.1, "text": " ambitious plant"}, {"start": 14433.1, "end": 14435.1, "text": " What are you playing man?"}, {"start": 14435.66, "end": 14441.5, "text": " Good fucking try no matter what I'm saying nice try it not mine I say because that means I believe you can't lose now"}, {"start": 14441.5, "end": 14443.5, "text": " I'm gonna say nice try"}, {"start": 14454.460000000001, "end": 14460.1, "text": " Yeah, give me a text version of YouTube shorts for how we get out of the spiral we're in a mirage right now"}, {"start": 14460.1, "end": 14484.1, "text": " We smoke. Number one, we smoke mid. That's a given. I can't buy smoke. Actually, no what? No head armor. I get shot in the head and deserve to die."}, {"start": 14484.1, "end": 14486.98, "text": " Okay, and then having done that, let's step two."}, {"start": 14490.1, "end": 14491.62, "text": " Why are they shaking their head like they're smoked?"}, {"start": 14491.62, "end": 14492.460000000001, "text": " It's pretty hot."}, {"start": 14492.460000000001, "end": 14493.5, "text": " He thinks they got off."}, {"start": 14493.5, "end": 14494.34, "text": " He thinks they got off."}, {"start": 14494.34, "end": 14495.34, "text": " Bro, they're smoked."}, {"start": 14498.7, "end": 14499.54, "text": " They're fucking smoked."}, {"start": 14499.54, "end": 14503.1, "text": " Why, I've got bomb top of mid, bro."}, {"start": 14503.1, "end": 14503.94, "text": " They are smoked."}, {"start": 14503.94, "end": 14505.78, "text": " Did you push cat or?"}, {"start": 14505.78, "end": 14506.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14508.54, "end": 14509.78, "text": " One's rotating window."}, {"start": 14509.78, "end": 14517.140000000001, "text": " Your steps connect there as well was my teammate getting killed"}, {"start": 14520.66, "end": 14524.78, "text": " I've been flash mid. I'm about to die with bomb mid. No, I'm gonna clutch up"}, {"start": 14526.820000000002, "end": 14528.820000000002, "text": " Confirmed up down window"}, {"start": 14529.980000000001, "end": 14533.62, "text": " I'm going through apartments to be where you at Corey. I'm in apps"}, {"start": 14534.7, "end": 14536.7, "text": " Ones on site"}, {"start": 14536.7, "end": 14538.7, "text": " ones on site"}, {"start": 14538.7, "end": 14546.58, "text": " is that confirmed yeah oh good try brother good try one's bench and back"}, {"start": 14552.300000000001, "end": 14556.58, "text": " it's right back there he was"}, {"start": 14560.02, "end": 14564.1, "text": " tried to bend my knees so I wouldn't make noise"}, {"start": 14564.1, "end": 14570.98, "text": " oh he was there planting for nothing"}, {"start": 14594.1, "end": 14601.1, "text": " I think I'm going to get my"}, {"start": 14601.1, "end": 14605.1, "text": " easiest game in my life to be honest with you."}, {"start": 14605.1, "end": 14608.1, "text": " What's your heart rate?"}, {"start": 14608.1, "end": 14611.1, "text": " Once I got a login to my watch first."}, {"start": 14611.1, "end": 14614.1, "text": " To get my own 61."}, {"start": 14614.1, "end": 14616.1, "text": " Alright, allow."}, {"start": 14616.1, "end": 14618.1, "text": " Nothing wrong with that."}, {"start": 14618.1, "end": 14622.1, "text": " That's probably from 10 minutes ago when we were in queue."}, {"start": 14622.1, "end": 14624.1, "text": " So we'll just do that every round."}, {"start": 14630.1, "end": 14632.1, "text": " Oh no, we got a Jinxy viewer, I think."}, {"start": 14632.1, "end": 14634.1, "text": " What's wrong with that?"}, {"start": 14634.1, "end": 14638.1, "text": " Except for, I mean, I got beefed with him because the dude flushed me, but you guys should be pretty chill."}, {"start": 14638.1, "end": 14641.1, "text": " He's doing, uh, what did I read?"}, {"start": 14641.1, "end": 14642.1, "text": " Or whatever."}, {"start": 14642.1, "end": 14644.1, "text": " Jinx does when he talks."}, {"start": 14644.1, "end": 14646.1, "text": " I'm not familiar with that, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 14646.1, "end": 14648.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14650.78, "end": 14652.78, "text": " Steps connector"}, {"start": 14655.460000000001, "end": 14657.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, he ate that one I"}, {"start": 14660.18, "end": 14662.18, "text": " Think window maybe"}, {"start": 14664.140000000001, "end": 14669.94, "text": " Your window I think that's our team that step in near you Corey you might be right don't don't listen to me"}, {"start": 14671.5, "end": 14673.5, "text": " I mean, I can't make it"}, {"start": 14673.62, "end": 14675.62, "text": " He's killed me with bomb top of mid"}, {"start": 14676.1, "end": 14681.880000000001, "text": " I guess I'm learning. Good kill. I should not just go top of me and wait for both"}, {"start": 14681.880000000001, "end": 14688.880000000001, "text": " smokes to dissipate. I guess I have to go somewhere. Yeah, you need to use the smoke."}, {"start": 14688.880000000001, "end": 14696.4, "text": " Good kill. Who'd you kill? Window?"}, {"start": 14696.4, "end": 14704.800000000001, "text": " Mid to B is bread and butter. Oh shit, he bugging put his feet down and said not today."}, {"start": 14704.800000000001, "end": 14716.140000000001, "text": " red and butter is smoke window split B two apartments to cat take control of the"}, {"start": 14716.140000000001, "end": 14718.420000000002, "text": " site"}, {"start": 14719.740000000002, "end": 14727.060000000001, "text": " see that's YouTube shorts for text man they should invent that in San Francisco"}, {"start": 14734.800000000001, "end": 14735.800000000001, "text": " You two words."}, {"start": 14737.300000000001, "end": 14738.300000000001, "text": " I need to move."}, {"start": 14750.800000000001, "end": 14751.800000000001, "text": " Deep breath."}, {"start": 14754.800000000001, "end": 14755.800000000001, "text": " Long exhale."}, {"start": 14755.800000000001, "end": 14779.800000000001, "text": " I'm so lucky I killed that guy in Windows because I was fannicking so much."}, {"start": 14779.800000000001, "end": 14784.12, "text": " bro that was great that was like anyone else would have run and guaranteed their"}, {"start": 14784.12, "end": 14790.240000000002, "text": " death only you would have stuck it out man"}, {"start": 14795.880000000001, "end": 14803.920000000002, "text": " who they almost crossed again I wonder if they can hit each other I would bet"}, {"start": 14803.920000000002, "end": 14806.52, "text": " that they could"}, {"start": 14810.68, "end": 14813.960000000001, "text": " Or your smoke kind of didn't it didn't quite hit right man. It didn't work"}, {"start": 14813.960000000001, "end": 14819.560000000001, "text": " I didn't kind of you can still see the top of my head. I could have killed him. It's not your fault that I died, but"}, {"start": 14824.560000000001, "end": 14826.560000000001, "text": " What a shot holy fuck"}, {"start": 14828.880000000001, "end": 14831.720000000001, "text": " One left I'm all be your a teammates eyes"}, {"start": 14834.480000000001, "end": 14836.480000000001, "text": " A is clear"}, {"start": 14836.48, "end": 14843.48, "text": " They're on Kat. You have killed him, as you know."}, {"start": 14843.48, "end": 14851.48, "text": " We're too late for that, unfortunately."}, {"start": 14851.48, "end": 14857.48, "text": " Dude, we pulled it back. We're feeling good."}, {"start": 14857.48, "end": 14858.48, "text": " It's all good at Applewood."}, {"start": 14858.48, "end": 14863.48, "text": " That one round spiked my adrenaline."}, {"start": 14864.48, "end": 14866.48, "text": " I'm not recovered"}, {"start": 14869.96, "end": 14874.1, "text": " Each on that one damn it looks like we're going a this time. Let's fucking do it, man"}, {"start": 14874.859999999999, "end": 14878.76, "text": " For you for you get the bomb. We're going a brother. I have the bomb. I have the bomb"}, {"start": 14880.16, "end": 14882.16, "text": " W-Wanus W humility"}, {"start": 14887.96, "end": 14891.8, "text": " Other we're doing the same thing every time I thought so too my teammates had different ideas"}, {"start": 14893.48, "end": 14899.32, "text": " up in jungle they got they got the sight so"}, {"start": 14913.0, "end": 14922.42, "text": " the young one jungle the young one yep he's mollied off his own ability to enter"}, {"start": 14922.42, "end": 14933.38, "text": " the site. Okay. I don't really know. I mean, that was an interesting situation. What do"}, {"start": 14933.38, "end": 14936.78, "text": " you think, Corey? First time chatter. I haven't seen a player here. I'm amazed how you make"}, {"start": 14936.78, "end": 14942.62, "text": " this truly bottom of the barrel gameplay looks so entertaining. W Northern Lion. You think"}, {"start": 14942.62, "end": 14949.3, "text": " that's a case of like low social awareness or deliberate trolling. Either way, enjoy"}, {"start": 14949.300000000001, "end": 14959.060000000001, "text": " your last message. I'm asking you do you think it's trolling or do you think it's a teacher"}, {"start": 14959.060000000001, "end": 14975.000000000002, "text": " biter? Teacher biter? I think it's trolling for sure. Yeti burner account. Here's something"}, {"start": 14975.0, "end": 14977.0, "text": " near window"}, {"start": 14986.6, "end": 14988.6, "text": " The Bench the Benchler"}, {"start": 14988.6, "end": 14995.6, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15002.48, "end": 15004.68, "text": " fucking kill"}, {"start": 15004.68, "end": 15007.56, "text": " that's one bench"}, {"start": 15007.56, "end": 15009.720000000001, "text": " still on bench"}, {"start": 15009.720000000001, "end": 15013.92, "text": " huge grenade opportunity so late"}, {"start": 15013.92, "end": 15016.12, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 15016.12, "end": 15018.12, "text": " I want to brag I did five and one to him somehow."}, {"start": 15024.44, "end": 15027.94, "text": " Oh, and then I can go up next round as CT."}, {"start": 15027.94, "end": 15030.28, "text": " Oh, oh, Cory."}, {"start": 15030.28, "end": 15032.560000000001, "text": " Cory, we're kind of swagging up here on the east side"}, {"start": 15032.560000000001, "end": 15033.880000000001, "text": " barrage."}, {"start": 15033.880000000001, "end": 15034.92, "text": " The hell yeah, dude."}, {"start": 15034.92, "end": 15037.160000000002, "text": " The smokes that we've learned here have really"}, {"start": 15037.160000000002, "end": 15038.68, "text": " opened up this map to us."}, {"start": 15038.68, "end": 15040.160000000002, "text": " Yeah, it's really changed the game."}, {"start": 15040.160000000002, "end": 15043.480000000001, "text": " We don't just run down mid with no protection."}, {"start": 15043.480000000001, "end": 15045.480000000001, "text": " I guess they're going to die now."}, {"start": 15045.48, "end": 15048.96, "text": " of the smoke so that was covered because they're like oh shit they're doing the smoke thing"}, {"start": 15048.96, "end": 15052.48, "text": " you're doing this milk thing mid"}, {"start": 15052.48, "end": 15053.48, "text": " you're doing this milk thing"}, {"start": 15053.48, "end": 15055.48, "text": " and this guy's kinda"}, {"start": 15055.48, "end": 15057.48, "text": " he's being really good at entry kills"}, {"start": 15057.48, "end": 15058.48, "text": " under under"}, {"start": 15069.48, "end": 15070.48, "text": " holy shit"}, {"start": 15075.48, "end": 15077.48, "text": " Oh, those are bullets."}, {"start": 15080.48, "end": 15082.48, "text": " Love this. Love this."}, {"start": 15082.48, "end": 15083.48, "text": " Who got swagged?"}, {"start": 15084.48, "end": 15086.48, "text": " One more. CT."}, {"start": 15087.48, "end": 15088.48, "text": " CT."}, {"start": 15089.48, "end": 15094.48, "text": " I saw a shadow instillate and killed him. That's so embarrassing. 53 and 2. Motherfucker, man!"}, {"start": 15095.48, "end": 15100.48, "text": " No, no, no. We resigned. Resigned. We don't deserve that one. I don't deserve that one."}, {"start": 15100.48, "end": 15102.48, "text": " You guys did great."}, {"start": 15102.48, "end": 15111.02, "text": " I didn't do anything that one you're doing enough man you're doing your part look at this 13 and 6"}, {"start": 15111.02, "end": 15120.92, "text": " it seems like they only have two players on their team that's kind of like what the penguins have"}, {"start": 15120.92, "end": 15126.92, "text": " been doing for like at least 7 or 8 years now."}, {"start": 15126.92, "end": 15139.12, "text": " I don't know if we want to do A. Slime going out."}, {"start": 15139.12, "end": 15140.12, "text": " You're the bombler?"}, {"start": 15140.12, "end": 15143.12, "text": " Yeah, I'm with the other 4 people on our team."}, {"start": 15143.12, "end": 15145.12, "text": " I'm right next to you?"}, {"start": 15145.12, "end": 15146.12, "text": " Confirmed."}, {"start": 15146.12, "end": 15164.12, "text": " the truth and I'm and a motherfucking lie, bro, I mean, on my flame. Oh my god, oh my god,"}, {"start": 15164.12, "end": 15165.800000000001, "text": " There's one underneath me. Oh my god."}, {"start": 15165.800000000001, "end": 15166.960000000001, "text": " I don't know why I hurt you."}, {"start": 15169.160000000002, "end": 15170.160000000002, "text": " Damn it."}, {"start": 15177.44, "end": 15178.44, "text": " We take one with us."}, {"start": 15180.52, "end": 15183.92, "text": " There's another one over there and then maybe jungle it."}, {"start": 15184.76, "end": 15185.76, "text": " Maybe hear him."}, {"start": 15194.12, "end": 15207.900000000001, "text": " I'm not saving anything for the swim back brother. Oh, no"}, {"start": 15207.9, "end": 15214.9, "text": " Oh, he's a Molly behind you if you want."}, {"start": 15214.9, "end": 15216.9, "text": " No, no backseat."}, {"start": 15222.9, "end": 15223.9, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15227.9, "end": 15228.9, "text": " Pretty good try."}, {"start": 15228.9, "end": 15229.9, "text": " Pretty good."}, {"start": 15229.9, "end": 15236.9, "text": " In my head, I saw like in a dark pictures anthology game, I saw me throwing the Molly and then like burning to death with my own Molly."}, {"start": 15236.9, "end": 15238.5, "text": " my own Molly. Yeah. Yeah. I"}, {"start": 15238.5, "end": 15239.3, "text": " said no, no, no. We ain't"}, {"start": 15239.3, "end": 15240.3, "text": " going to be doing that today."}, {"start": 15240.5, "end": 15241.8, "text": " That would have been really funny,"}, {"start": 15241.8, "end": 15242.3, "text": " though."}, {"start": 15243.5, "end": 15244.699999999999, "text": " Imagine the clip of that."}, {"start": 15245.5, "end": 15247.199999999999, "text": " Hear me out. Literally every team"}, {"start": 15247.199999999999, "end": 15249.5, "text": " on earth does apartment rush round"}, {"start": 15249.5, "end": 15249.8, "text": " one."}, {"start": 15253.6, "end": 15254.8, "text": " You're going to be in an apartment."}, {"start": 15254.8, "end": 15256.199999999999, "text": " Every team on earth does apartment"}, {"start": 15256.199999999999, "end": 15257.6, "text": " rush round one. That's why you buy"}, {"start": 15257.6, "end": 15258.5, "text": " a grenade round one."}, {"start": 15262.8, "end": 15263.6, "text": " I'm going to be a"}, {"start": 15264.0, "end": 15264.8, "text": " just in case."}, {"start": 15264.800000000001, "end": 15270.840000000002, "text": " okay okay okay oh my god mother fucker man they're a a a good thing I saved my"}, {"start": 15270.840000000002, "end": 15275.400000000001, "text": " utile honestly that body block might have just saved us"}, {"start": 15283.2, "end": 15289.04, "text": " oh yeah they're they're all over there's swarmed like a bunch of little rats"}, {"start": 15289.04, "end": 15296.04, "text": " they're on to 28 seconds to piss me off"}, {"start": 15300.28, "end": 15306.78, "text": " no man that's crazy"}, {"start": 15306.78, "end": 15309.720000000001, "text": " whoops didn't mean to say that"}, {"start": 15309.720000000001, "end": 15316.480000000001, "text": " how'd you do that? I don't know I think I'd move"}, {"start": 15316.48, "end": 15318.48, "text": " the red button?"}, {"start": 15318.48, "end": 15320.48, "text": " throwing into grenade, grenade!"}, {"start": 15325.48, "end": 15328.48, "text": " they've smoked window, they're taking our advice"}, {"start": 15331.48, "end": 15332.48, "text": " one cap"}, {"start": 15334.48, "end": 15335.48, "text": " confirmed"}, {"start": 15335.48, "end": 15337.48, "text": " made him rethink his life choices"}, {"start": 15338.48, "end": 15339.48, "text": " split to A"}, {"start": 15341.48, "end": 15342.48, "text": " they went to A?"}, {"start": 15342.48, "end": 15343.48, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 15343.48, "end": 15347.68, "text": " up there they're all over us"}, {"start": 15347.68, "end": 15352.68, "text": " good luck to you Corey"}, {"start": 15352.68, "end": 15360.039999999999, "text": " damn ok that was kinda swag though"}, {"start": 15360.039999999999, "end": 15363.88, "text": " damn I did do 87 and 3 holy cow"}, {"start": 15363.88, "end": 15368.32, "text": " yeah I didn't get much damage on that guy"}, {"start": 15368.32, "end": 15378.96, "text": " They need a Galil on CT side."}, {"start": 15378.96, "end": 15382.48, "text": " I'm gonna block their mid smoke."}, {"start": 15382.48, "end": 15384.36, "text": " This is the only game on the internet you play."}, {"start": 15384.36, "end": 15387.199999999999, "text": " I got 4v1, someone said try to isolate fights."}, {"start": 15387.199999999999, "end": 15394.96, "text": " You're gonna have to tell them that, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 15394.960000000001, "end": 15403.42, "text": " smoke landed I fucked up slow I don't know what he just opened a mic and just"}, {"start": 15403.42, "end": 15411.460000000001, "text": " went ah I think that means apartments"}, {"start": 15441.460000000001, "end": 15443.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15445.980000000001, "end": 15447.980000000001, "text": " Incredible flash incredible flash"}, {"start": 15455.060000000001, "end": 15457.980000000001, "text": " Motherfucker you see now you're getting it"}, {"start": 15459.500000000002, "end": 15462.7, "text": " We got to be able to hold like a sight for a couple seconds"}, {"start": 15463.820000000002, "end": 15466.820000000002, "text": " Maybe this is like I do you like to go A or B. I"}, {"start": 15466.82, "end": 15472.52, "text": " I don't care I can play either side you go a because you're close to a I will be every round that way"}, {"start": 15472.52, "end": 15474.52, "text": " We always have at least some people at each"}, {"start": 15475.72, "end": 15481.52, "text": " As I am the only one at B I am going to rethink my purchases flash day"}, {"start": 15485.36, "end": 15487.36, "text": " For me seems like a heaven"}, {"start": 15496.82, "end": 15498.42, "text": " Yeah, you're all A."}, {"start": 15498.42, "end": 15498.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15498.92, "end": 15499.92, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 15499.92, "end": 15501.92, "text": " It's great, all right!"}, {"start": 15501.92, "end": 15502.72, "text": " I like this."}, {"start": 15502.72, "end": 15505.42, "text": " You always go A, I'll always go B."}, {"start": 15508.119999999999, "end": 15509.119999999999, "text": " Could be the move, man."}, {"start": 15513.22, "end": 15515.22, "text": " Could be the fucking move."}, {"start": 15516.42, "end": 15517.22, "text": " I guess the play."}, {"start": 15517.220000000001, "end": 15537.02, "text": " I know you till cover apartments sure bud whatever you say"}, {"start": 15537.02, "end": 15547.08, "text": " Halus is empty he said and I'll think it's a nothing cat"}, {"start": 15547.08, "end": 15551.08, "text": " One cat."}, {"start": 15551.08, "end": 15562.08, "text": " It's a mid-push, I think."}, {"start": 15562.08, "end": 15571.08, "text": " Bombs down apartments."}, {"start": 15571.08, "end": 15573.08, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 15573.08, "end": 15576.08, "text": " Damn, our teammate that I was ragging on is actually the one."}, {"start": 15576.08, "end": 15583.08, "text": " one. Don't need a gun. He's been"}, {"start": 15583.08, "end": 15590.08, "text": " doing well. Yes, man. Open it up. Open it further. It's so stinky."}, {"start": 15597.08, "end": 15602.08, "text": " Two little guys smoking weed out my window."}, {"start": 15602.08, "end": 15606.0, "text": " the same man sounds like the same"}, {"start": 15606.0, "end": 15608.48, "text": " being at home on a me"}, {"start": 15608.48, "end": 15612.96, "text": " sounds a lot like the same man"}, {"start": 15612.96, "end": 15616.6, "text": " interesting smoke also kind of sounds like a"}, {"start": 15616.6, "end": 15622.2, "text": " I got weed in the smoke and I don't smoke mid sounds like"}, {"start": 15622.2, "end": 15627.2, "text": " Zaza, am I right, but I don't smoke."}, {"start": 15630.2, "end": 15633.2, "text": " Oh, cat. Plots, cat."}, {"start": 15638.2, "end": 15642.2, "text": " W, kill, Corey. Bombs down on me."}, {"start": 15642.2, "end": 15655.78, "text": " I'm going to burn to death just to make him lose points to friendly fire."}, {"start": 15655.78, "end": 15662.78, "text": " Killing myself to change the course of his life."}, {"start": 15662.78, "end": 15667.140000000001, "text": " The most punitive he made of all time."}, {"start": 15667.140000000001, "end": 15671.58, "text": " Getting him banned from the game."}, {"start": 15671.58, "end": 15678.58, "text": " i wonder if that could happen if you kept killing yourself on your teammates molly on purpose"}, {"start": 15685.82, "end": 15692.02, "text": " they haven't smoked mid this time they've only smoked connector"}, {"start": 15692.02, "end": 15695.42, "text": " the shit apata man"}, {"start": 15695.42, "end": 15701.46, "text": " what the fuck are you doing bro get through the door"}, {"start": 15701.460000000001, "end": 15702.740000000002, "text": " Is that an A push?"}, {"start": 15702.740000000002, "end": 15703.800000000001, "text": " No, wrong."}, {"start": 15703.800000000001, "end": 15705.800000000001, "text": " A B push, sorry, B push."}, {"start": 15707.140000000001, "end": 15709.140000000001, "text": " No, that's right, as fuck."}, {"start": 15710.04, "end": 15711.84, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 15711.84, "end": 15713.84, "text": " One still conned."}, {"start": 15714.84, "end": 15716.84, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 15719.28, "end": 15721.28, "text": " Nice shot."}, {"start": 15722.18, "end": 15723.220000000001, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 15723.220000000001, "end": 15725.220000000001, "text": " Who's left?"}, {"start": 15726.460000000001, "end": 15728.460000000001, "text": " Maybe Haps?"}, {"start": 15728.86, "end": 15729.86, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15729.86, "end": 15737.980000000001, "text": " Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, developers,"}, {"start": 15737.980000000001, "end": 15740.7, "text": " developers, developers, developers, developers."}, {"start": 15745.62, "end": 15746.220000000001, "text": " Or he's up to."}, {"start": 15748.34, "end": 15750.58, "text": " I think Kawai's got him in a bind, to be honest."}, {"start": 15752.380000000001, "end": 15752.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15754.62, "end": 15755.7, "text": " It's a Japan guy."}, {"start": 15756.18, "end": 15756.54, "text": " Mm hmm."}, {"start": 15756.58, "end": 15757.02, "text": " Mm hmm."}, {"start": 15759.86, "end": 15766.86, "text": " Oh, okay, after you."}, {"start": 15766.86, "end": 15778.86, "text": " Okay, I'm never doubting our orange ever again."}, {"start": 15778.86, "end": 15782.86, "text": " I thought our orange was annoying, but actually he's demandarin'."}, {"start": 15782.86, "end": 15784.86, "text": " I'm a no-barrow."}, {"start": 15791.640000000001, "end": 15793.640000000001, "text": " Apartments?"}, {"start": 15794.640000000001, "end": 15796.640000000001, "text": " One top mid."}, {"start": 15804.6, "end": 15806.6, "text": " You go flash."}, {"start": 15807.140000000001, "end": 15809.140000000001, "text": " Flash in compost."}, {"start": 15810.08, "end": 15812.08, "text": " Top mid."}, {"start": 15812.86, "end": 15838.86, "text": " two apartments one now is a van"}, {"start": 15838.86, "end": 15840.86, "text": " One top mid too I think."}, {"start": 15847.86, "end": 15848.86, "text": " How does that not kill?"}, {"start": 15848.86, "end": 15851.86, "text": " How does that not kill? Look at the piece of him I left on the fucking wall."}, {"start": 15853.86, "end": 15854.86, "text": " Last one Kat."}, {"start": 15857.86, "end": 15858.86, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15858.86, "end": 15859.86, "text": " Oh let's go!"}, {"start": 15859.86, "end": 15861.86, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 15864.86, "end": 15865.86, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 15865.86, "end": 15874.400000000001, "text": " was very concerned about that huge well played around"}, {"start": 15879.18, "end": 15891.12, "text": " yet he had a good one I got cops in my watch and they won't come okay okay you're"}, {"start": 15891.12, "end": 15894.12, "text": " you're doing it wrong man, right?"}, {"start": 15894.12, "end": 15897.0, "text": " I don't really know about all that."}, {"start": 15897.0, "end": 15898.480000000001, "text": " Some, some, you tell A?"}, {"start": 15901.84, "end": 15902.92, "text": " A."}, {"start": 15902.92, "end": 15904.04, "text": " I'm the root brother."}, {"start": 15911.880000000001, "end": 15912.720000000001, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 15914.960000000001, "end": 15916.560000000001, "text": " That was fucking burning man."}, {"start": 15921.12, "end": 15923.12, "text": " I'm sorry"}, {"start": 15926.52, "end": 15928.2, "text": " Cory"}, {"start": 15928.2, "end": 15935.28, "text": " I've had no three good games in a row. Okay, you have been kind of you hit fucking limitless you hit you took the drug from limitless, bro"}, {"start": 15940.52, "end": 15942.52, "text": " Cory's on the limitless drug pass it on"}, {"start": 15944.36, "end": 15947.240000000002, "text": " Don't tell don't tell you're gonna ban me"}, {"start": 15947.24, "end": 15954.039999999999, "text": " They haven't made that shit illegal yet, the FDA doesn't exist."}, {"start": 15954.039999999999, "end": 15961.039999999999, "text": " They labeled it a supplement and said, fill your boots."}, {"start": 15961.039999999999, "end": 15965.76, "text": " I do like that the last round our one guy that goes to the palace."}, {"start": 15965.76, "end": 15968.56, "text": " Alright y'all, apartments?"}, {"start": 15968.56, "end": 15973.48, "text": " Last guy goes to the palace every round, got deagged in the palace."}, {"start": 15973.48, "end": 15979.1, "text": " They're out. They're out. They're"}, {"start": 15979.1, "end": 15982.02, "text": " out. They're out. They're out."}, {"start": 15982.02, "end": 15986.72, "text": " They planted the bomb on side."}, {"start": 15986.72, "end": 15991.42, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I don't"}, {"start": 15991.42, "end": 15993.42, "text": " know what that. That's great."}, {"start": 15993.42, "end": 15995.46, "text": " You're in my scream, right?"}, {"start": 15995.46, "end": 15999.3, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But there was"}, {"start": 15999.300000000001, "end": 16021.6, "text": " I will say in your defense, I do scream like that on occasion, but every time I scream"}, {"start": 16021.6, "end": 16023.880000000001, "text": " like that is because I saw, I see a dude."}, {"start": 16023.880000000001, "end": 16027.880000000001, "text": " I never screamed like, well, one time I saw a chicken"}, {"start": 16027.880000000001, "end": 16029.420000000002, "text": " earlier today, but"}, {"start": 16029.420000000002, "end": 16031.84, "text": " I think, I do think it's really funny that Yeti just"}, {"start": 16031.84, "end": 16033.84, "text": " added you"}, {"start": 16033.84, "end": 16036.44, "text": " He didn't, he added some big stuff, he added some big things"}, {"start": 16036.44, "end": 16037.920000000002, "text": " No, he added you before that"}, {"start": 16037.920000000002, "end": 16040.52, "text": " I didn't see that, he's now off the screen"}, {"start": 16040.52, "end": 16042.240000000002, "text": " Every message he's"}, {"start": 16042.240000000002, "end": 16050.240000000002, "text": " already fucking highlighted, it makes no difference"}, {"start": 16050.240000000002, "end": 16053.000000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 16053.0, "end": 16055.0, "text": " A"}, {"start": 16056.56, "end": 16058.56, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 16059.56, "end": 16066.92, "text": " They're flashing a oh shit, they're all here. It's a big time for a view of the main"}, {"start": 16075.16, "end": 16079.3, "text": " On D. Oh, it's my teammate. There's my teammate choosing to get burned"}, {"start": 16079.300000000001, "end": 16083.04, "text": " and I'm going to be the winner."}, {"start": 16083.04, "end": 16088.720000000001, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 16088.720000000001, "end": 16092.78, "text": " We'll put it literally one of the easiest games of all time."}, {"start": 16092.78, "end": 16098.320000000002, "text": " Oh, we ranked you up. Yay. Yay."}, {"start": 16098.320000000002, "end": 16102.12, "text": " So, thank you for joining me, Corey. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, GGS."}, {"start": 16102.12, "end": 16107.2, "text": " I'm out of this beast. Yeah, man. Enjoy later. Have fun. Bye."}, {"start": 16107.2, "end": 16111.68, "text": " of the parent teacher conference because my kid bit a teacher. You know what? Actually, that's W."}, {"start": 16111.68, "end": 16117.76, "text": " You should find a joie de vivre wherever you can. It doesn't have to just be going to like a"}, {"start": 16117.76, "end": 16121.36, "text": " county fair or seeing a movie or whatever. You should try to have a little wanderlust no matter"}, {"start": 16121.36, "end": 16125.6, "text": " what. I'm going to send you over to my wife for like a couple minutes."}, {"start": 16128.16, "end": 16134.08, "text": " And I'm going to eat some lunch. Goodbye. Hello, Ghibli. Hello, Ghibli. Ghibli, we won every game."}, {"start": 16134.08, "end": 16136.08, "text": " 13-0. Goodbye, Chibley."}]}