Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's pretty good.
Rarely is the first comment after going live, that good.
Declaring Atoah on NL's chat.
Damn, that would be a good day for a guy like me.
I could really go for a Kettleman's Bagel
and escape down the Rideau Canal.
Kettleman's Bagel's mentioned, by the way.
I think Kettleman's went downhill, but I wasn't there to see it, so I don't perceive it to be real.
Damn, Spinny Boy.
taking up the mantle of the Yeti, the reference absolutely sweet Marie. Where do
we fall on absolutely sweet Marie? It's in the bottom half of songs on Blonde
au Blond, in my opinion, which would put it pretty close to the top half of songs
that have ever been made ever, for sure.
They're all a different game, I beg you.
I played seven hours of Directive 8020 yesterday, man.
I played seven hours of it.
Holy shit, that was a fast cue.
What the fuck?
Did you really stream an extra two hours because you wouldn't want to finish it otherwise?
Yeah, man, you gotta, if you're 80% of the way through a task that sucks, you should
just finish it, man.
If you can finish it in one day, you should finish it.
The stream was awesome.
I don't really care about all that.
I had a bad time.
I'll never do it again.
Just kidding.
It was pretty good.
I was telling Chibli because he asked.
I was not on prompted.
I was telling Chibli because he asked about it.
I said, you know what's interesting about games like this?
Is that right now, I hate it.
And I was looking at the reviews, threads for it.
And genuinely, every American reviewer
seemed to, at the very least, like the game.
And the only people who agreed with me were Italian.
So last night is how I discovered that I may actually
Italian which is kind of like a swag upgrade for me but then also the
interesting thing is that in a week I will forget about the parts of it that
I hate and I will instead only remember the fact that I actually thought the
story was like half decent and in two to one hundred weeks when the next super
massive game comes out I'll be like it's let's play this I can't wait
You flatten it's like a panini your memories are like a panini man. Oh
That's too how original
I love it
Your memories are a panini is what I'm trying to say let's I'm the only person who voted man
We should have started T side so when we were down at the half we could say
It's a CT sided map
what's the name now I'm Orson Welles staco plover if you guys seen f for fake
Orson Welles last movie also the only Orson Welles movie I've ever seen
nope just gonna I just got it I just got it oh I'll make it my move
he got me dude super massive game based on Marty Supreme would actually be peak we could
finally give that fucking pretentious endo a taste of his own medicine god endo pisses
me off really good movie obviously good movie but endo's smug attitude just god he's irritate
getting men. 3B, huh? The fuck is this, near Automata 2? Oh, that's gonna sting! First
grenade headshot in history yep yep
oops boys you gotta turn comms on you gotta turn comms on guys turn guys you
gonna turn your mics on you got it in while the music plays you work by
I can delight those San Francisco nights.
You were the best in town.
Keenan, you here?
Everyone stopped and stared at your chemical emotional.
What does he say?
Everyone stopped and stared at your chemical,
your chemical, something like that.
We don't need this many.
Maybe we do need as many fellas as we can.
I don't know.
Am I the type of beast to stand here and get wandied at the top mid?
Oh, I'm the type of beast to get an assist on an obvious kill.
Pissed me to fuck off, man.
Literally a horrible spray pattern right idea.
Did you see how quickly I hit the crouch on that one?
Your voice chat is on, King.
Yeah, I did turn comms back on, but I think I might have only turned it on for me and not for my teammates, which is not what I meant to do.
If any teammates are listening to this, I did not mean to just blast your ears.
I should be on push to talk as well, so you shouldn't even be hearing this, but if you are, I apologize.
Do you guys like Asia? Do you guys like Asia or Gaucho? As far as Steely Dan albums go.
What's your favorite broken social scene album? I think there's three acceptable options.
Is there an A? If you can hear this, they're at A.
By the long doors?
By the, la la la la la la la la la long lead doors, come on!
Oh, that was a great shot, I thought I had it.
Girl, I'm gonna make you sweat,
Sweat till you can't sweat no more.
And if you cry,
I'm gonna do it some more.
Anyway.
Vernon Wells versus Orson Wells.
Tough.
Center field, I'm taking Orson any day of the week.
Why?
Which is what?
Why?
I did some fucking damage that round even though that looked bad it was actually really
good.
I got an idea.
I throw a decoy long at first they go oh shit shots long then they go wait it's a decoy
They run into the decoy and that's when I throw the frags.
Oh shit, long.
One flash long.
Don't over commit, I just got scared.
Greatest decoy of all time y'all.
I'm actually, I'm swagged up, I'm a god.
I got scared by my own decoy,
I almost killed myself with a grenade, holy cow.
My own decoy jump scared me.
That's how you know it's effective, man.
That's how you know it's effective.
Ooh.
We're really out there crawling like vipers through these suburban streets, man
Yes, sir, it's the second time this has happened you sound like dr. Doofenshmirtz or whatever his name is
I don't know. I was too old for the show by the time it came out
But at some point you got to learn the lingua franca of the internet. I'm kind of loving the oversized poncho
Is that Valenciaga?
I'm throwing smoke.
I'm throwing smoke.
Grenade out.
Wounded five long.
We throw the molly in deep, deep.
Deep.
Part of it got immediately extinguished.
They made it up cap.
They're on site.
I'm too good, I'm too good though.
I'm too good, they can't make it on site.
Not not long term not long term anyway bombs down at the on cat at a site y'all
Guys
Yes, I'll match him whim for him now
Damn I am the one the one you know what I'm talking about
Yeah, I've been a medieval times once on my grade 8 graduation trip
You get the 10k if you learn the 5 shot technique.
okay pyme pyme from killbill the hell is going on there
have a door to not do it without its fez on
steps long doors
I
Love this game
In a little clean with it yo yo orange check this out
Huge huge love that now I don't want the AK. I want you to take my pistol. Oh damn never mind my bad. Oh gee
Two quick ones.
You go Molly.
Yeah, good.
I like the flick.
Good movement too.
Holy cow.
30 seconds into the round, starting to get a little impatient, not going to lie.
This has all the hallmarks of a get three kills up cat
Let me flash over top yellow I got you let me flash over top
Forget that
Fellas are on long doors bro in the pit they're in the motherfucking pit check this out
I mean, he's in for a world of hurt if he's down there.
I wanted to kill, though.
I wanted to kill.
I got a message from Corey already.
I didn't think he'd be ready until 9.30, so 9.14 is already, yes, sir, sorry, didn't
Expect the early fragger.
Chorus, Chorus, my bad, OG.
Move!
You grenade? You will grenade? You will grenade?
Okay, we rushed there, I'm not taking my kills this time.
When they're this demoralized you have an obligation to make it worse
Look at that you see that fucking movement. Oh, no, they'd be taking my kills play with confidence. Damn what a shot
They're on site like web y'all wait they already killed them all
Awesome. Thanks, brother.
Motherfucker.
Two in one.
Okay, man. Okay.
MVP for an ace round? Only because you got my kill, because I softened the dude up for you, but whatever.
I'm telling Corey we should be done soon. We're eight and out.
I said we'll be done in 13 rounds. That's right we're gonna win 13-8. Orange is 38 damage, man.
Oh, they're not gonna see this coming. Oh, they are not gonna see this coming.
Very interesting smoke too.
Fuck it, we push.
I'm bad, y'all.
Embarrassed, it took me two shots.
Two pretty fucking clean shots, though.
two pretty clean shots.
I guess brother, good luck charm. You like how they swap jerseys after a football match?
Take one of those.
oooooooh
the hell was that, man?
they're in tunnels
smoke
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry, man
I know the smoke lineup tutorial on YouTube
promise that it would make you a beast on T side dust but you got to be doing
something a little bit different than that just a little bit different than
that damn the 10 and 2 like Doyle Brunson man
I gotta open some boxes.
I just don't.
Like stopping the long rush is crazy because I'm the only beast who's got the stones to
rush you along. He's reloading to my right right there.
fell like it's slumped oh shit oh oh shit oh shit even saw him you're never gonna do it without
your fans on oh I could have gotten in the flash man
106 damage on round 12 is kind of devastating and it's kind of devastating
one more maid slot my lord yeah but until they let you take two frags
I don't need four grenades
mother fucker man where'd that wall come from
swag
you see my life flash before my eyes for a second there
Smoke.
Molotov.
What the fuck are we- What are we doing?!
He burned to death, holy shit.
Used to be like, I killed him and then it was like,
it was like a flash of light hit me in the face.
Decoy long into a Chernobu spam plant a let's do this jumps
watch this huge the Michael do play flash now I don't think so now I don't
think so now I don't think so okay who's next we're out long y'all push them
Who got the smoke?
I bought decoy, I couldn't afford.
Oh, I planted my feet!
I planted my feet, I really thought I had them, to be honest with you.
Oh, what a shot!
He folded like a shooting gallery at the carnival.
He's in pit. He's in pit.
Oh!
Oh, shit.
How did I do two in one bro my decoy hit somebody
Easy money bro
Shit lieutenant rank 21 don't I got a box off of that?
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, graffiti. Yes. Sure, man, I'll take a case, obviously,
but I've got to get the graffiti. It's been so long since I've had any graffiti.
You talk to my good friend Corey.
Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches with fat asses.
Who is this in your profile picture now?
That's Orson Welles.
It is Orson Welles.
That's Orson Welles.
Ah, the French.
He knows.
He knows the champagne ad.
I don't know. I don't know.
Can you invite me? I'm Orson
Wells take over. I see that.
I'm already in the party. I
just wanted to say it. I know
what's that? I need to do it.
I need to do it. Oh, I have so
much graffiti. I didn't even
know about. Yes. Oh, did weekly
rewards reset? They did.
I mean, the pink L is huge graffiti, man.
Yeah, they have a purple one right now.
And then open in a crib.
This is a eblon.
If you can drop this on the enemy spawn in the Tom Cruise
suite, you officially win the any percent.
Eblon?
You know, it's that e-mode of the guy's eyes
keep popping out of his head, and he's like sticking his tongue.
He's being silly.
There you go.
Someone put it in 4K for you.
I see that.
Yeah, there's a lot.
skin in my yellow country teeth so damn true court favorite song on the clap your
hands say yes self-titled and you can't say the skin in my yellow country teeth
sorry you ratted off a lot real fast clap your hands say yeah the Brooklyn
band from 2004 now that everybody's here can we please have your attention
there is nothing left to fear man I haven't listened to them in a long time
Alec Owensworth. He's got a unique voice.
I don't think I could name...
I mean, besides the song you just named, I don't think I could name a song.
Come on, come on.
Bro, I don't got that capability.
Well, they have one song that's called Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.
Okay.
Clap Your Hands.
Now I can name two.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Ooh, that the cool goddess rust, rust away. That's pretty good.
Not a big clap your hands. Oh, yeah, guy. Did you did you like the the follow up one? I only really remember underwater you and me.
I didn't like their sophomore album as much.
enjoyed their first one a lot. You
strike me as the type of beast that
was really in our ratatat. Really
into ratatat? You strike me as the type of
fella who was obsessed with my morning
jacket. No. You to me, I think you
really fucked with we still love you
Boris Yeltsin or somebody still loves
Boris Yeltsin. I don't know who that is.
You were going crazy over Minamina.
Yep.
Yes!
Yes!
Yeah, when I was like 7 years old.
Not the Minamina.
Oh, well, no, I like that one.
What else was it?
You strike me as the type of motherfucker who knows all the words to insist they're by tapes and tapes.
I think you're the type of motherfucker whose favorite wolf parade album isn't Apologies
to the Queen Mary.
Not a big wolf parade guy.
Motherfucker man.
I mean I'm impressed.
Your name and shit, I'm looking them up.
I bet your favorite album of 2006 was Pink by Boris.
No. 2006.
I'm fucking crashing out, man.
I wish I want to I want to participate.
I kind of like this indie crossing over with John Edwards, but though.
What the fuck is this?
I'm getting I'm getting vibes of.
Um, I'm getting James Murphy vibes from someone in the audience.
There's someone in the audience who likes LCD sound system to hold the whole
audience, puts up their hand.
I like music.
Fucked up hidden world.
I only know the chemistry of common life, to be honest with you.
Corey, you would seem like you would have fucked up a the savvy fav album.
That's not only what man
Called the pots and pans. I didn't know you fucking bald so deep
Read a lot of pitchforkmedia.com back in the day
this makes a
Ton of sense. I bet you fuck with the dirty projectors though cuz they have that one album. That's based on the black flag album
Rise above
I don't even know if I listen to the dirty projectors.
Most of my music that I fucked with, I mean you're in the right era for sure.
Yeah.
But it was like, you know, 98 to 2005.
But yeah, you don't know Crush by Jennifer Page.
I didn't listen to the radio.
I had a car stereo with a CD player and later in ox input from my iPod.
Mm hmm.
With the tape.
Was it like you put the tape in the tape deck?
I did have that for a while.
I've had that until like 2012.
And in 2006, it was kind of like, what are you doing?
By 2010, it was like, damn, this shit is awesome.
It's kind of awesome, to be honest.
In his vulva in his vulva
Dead-ass real story
Mouse family growing up or at least when I when I was in high school with them. They had two cars
They were both the exact same Volvo station wagon one was red one was green
And at the time I kind of made fun of them for it
As I grew up I was like damn well guys I got six bullets left where there I'd be
I gotta pull back. Oh no bombs down cab man check that out Chris the Christmas of all those
Yeah, but like honestly turns out they were very reliable automobiles
Holy shit, I got him with my last bullet and I got his own. Oh, and then I was hot and they caught me slipping. I
Just I just kind of stood around
This held my angle
frame them. You can do a model.
What's a model? He doesn't know.
So model is like Omegle, but it connects you to someone with a gigachad filter.
Well, no, you just you look at the camera and then it judges you and tells you who's
mugging who or whatever way that's kind of awesome
one long another long
okay bombs down long doors
go got
mid mid lots mid
a sweat OG
Oh, fuck!
I'm kind of crazy, man. I'm kind of crazy.
Shaka dude, one insane.
You did get a 3k. I'm not trying to diminish. I know I feel I mean I got my MVP. I got my MVP.
I shot like I've shot like three bullets doing pretty well then 10.66 damage per bullet and so then
Quick man, they don't wake up and just feel like your eyes are just like lagging behind
Yeah, increasingly like as I get older for sure
Definitely for like a half an hour yesterday. My vision was like 2% blurry
He said cat you didn't hear that did you I did not hear that you fix this
I'm on cat
I got you purple, you don't need to be.
Last one we saw, cat.
Or not maybe?
Nevermind.
Bomb's there.
Can you make this shit?
Oh shit.
He's long.
There come the long stepper.
Oh shit.
He's long.
There come the long stepper.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
The counter-terrorists, please.
He's a political feeder.
Hey, it's Boba Fett.
That guy's got Boba Fett.
Is it Boba Fett, but he has bubble tea armor?
No, it's just Boba Fett.
It's just a really basic picture of Boba Fett.
Oh, damn.
From Return of the Jedi.
Return of the Jedi, when he gets eaten by the Sarlacc?
I think it was just before that, I think.
Not Empire Strikes Back when you still kind of swagged up.
No, it's looking like it's a desert image.
Yeah, that sounds like it sounds like Return of the Jedi.
Is it mid?
Whoa, there's one car along, but that's OK.
I don't know.
Bro cracked my helm a little
Yeah, one more one more top mid
The doubled Corey young me
Yeah, bomb over there. Oh shit. Yeah, I'm sure
Then for brother I'm on route
Watch out purple
Damn me fucking whip his head
Nice fun fun, okay, you got it
Huge good around nice. I said you guys
Oh
Yeah, how about that?
Stickle plough, huh?
Halfway through the movie, he's just talking to the camera, and then he looks at a waiter and says,
can you take this away and bring me the stickle plough?
It's so swag. I think he might have been the first guy with swag.
He's a wild guy, man.
Or was, I guess, ripped. Never know. Could be a, could be an elaborate hopes.
the smoke middle. We used to smoke mid. Remember that? Like our generation.
Oh
That's one's cat man
Siberian cut true
Yeah, we run this down honestly if they didn't kill him I had him dead the fucking rights man
This is this is a fucked up round man. I
I don't even want to say anything. I don't want I don't want to jinx it
Do you ever get a you ever get gas lit by your cat mm-hmm. How so I might need to elaborate more. Yeah, I
Was in the bedroom this morning and I farted and it stunk so bad mm-hmm
I
Had to check my pants to make sure
That's insane obviously, but it was so bad. I realized you took a poop in the litter box
It was the cat was this melt
Yes, I was worried was in your fart, but you did fart correct. I did fart
He timed it
Oh my god, sorry, I almost shot you in the fucking head, bro
Shooting Corey another one two more two more all here
Here's a terrible call out I realize apologies. Well, I knew where you were so it's okay
Damn, I can see your icon in the bottom left. I can see your icon saying some shit. Yeah
I
Said better than no call-out. I just know what to do with that story
I know well, which like you didn't really get gaslit by your cat. It sounds like you you farted and he poops
It's not like he said you made it smell bad you gaslit yourself visa v your dad visa v your feline companion
Getting too French for me is that Latin he's a Latin
Oh
Is that Latin
Heard you brother, I heard you running with your fucking loud ass boots
Made made
How does that not kill he's behind Xbox
Oh, he's not. He's rushing me. Oh, that grenade really hurt.
Oh, did you see his spear leave his body, man?
That's more my speed.
So wow
Yes
Did you wake up with a close-up I woke up when you come into my head last night you son of a bitch
Oh, that was embarrassing.
One rush beat.
They're throwing some utility.
I didn't mean to call you that.
Yeah.
Oh, that sounded A long.
I just wish you didn't swear like I think the message of the song is pretty good
but I wish you didn't have to resort the cursing.
Oh!
I wasn't paying attention.
Sorry.
It's 7-1.
It's weird to wake up with the song stuff in your head that you haven't listened to.
Oh man.
Happens all the time to a guy like me
Yeah, well
You want something I probably have not heard for 20 years, but I get stuck in my head like once a month
Get out of the way by I think it's by the vines. It's the vines or the hives
Yeah, they're the same they occupy the same space in my head for sure
You seem like the type of beast that had one be tons
You seem like the type of beast that had hate to say I told you so on repeat
You said told you so do what I want cuz I said what I do because I wanna
Did what I don't cuz a pretty room because I got a
One faded beat tunnels
Lights was too bright for him. Okay, that was that was staircase difference, but fair enough
He's heavily wounded at the bottom of B tunnels
Freaky box
I'm down cat
Why it looks like you got killed by by an angel
I knew it.
I said one, two, three, take the bomb and plant the bee
because you look so fine and I'm really gonna smoke the line.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
I said you look so fine and I'm really gonna
smoke the line, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Dude, Minecraft parodies are dead.
We should use some Counter-Strike parodies.
Oh!
Oh, it hit them on the,
I'll tell you, it hit them in the fucking eyebrow, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, playtime, playtime.
I like that. She's an up down girl. She'll be living. Well, yeah, because up down. She
be trading it for an a k a because it suits it better when she plays oh and
she's gay oh just trying to give it a little broad appeal but you better not
spray better not spray little more CS coated I panic there's two long doors
I'm sorry, blue is chilling with an op, they're gonna get it.
Yep.
Oh, tons.
Oh, come on, this fucking op-er, bro.
Shoot your shoulder, dead.
Op-er head.
Still remembering to sit when you pee.
when you pee. I actually got out of the habit. I appreciate the reminders. The accountability.
Now you do what you want, King.
That was awesome.
I think sitting makes more sense. Above all else, I consider myself like
logical to a fault. Sitting does make more sense in all ways, except temporal. It takes
very slightly longer. Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I feel like when I sit down I want to like take
Yeah, you can't take your phone out.
It feels like it if you sit down to pee and you take your phone out you're definitely like you're cooked
Yeah, it's just like it's more of a commitment there
You just look at the wall for like
11 seconds or something
Yeah, I mean like nowadays we're gonna have like magazines in the bathroom. I mean you're peeing though. We're talking about peeing
You bought me a
Zeus
One suicide smoking nothing
You're not getting any of that, right?
You didn't hear shit.
Nothing.
None of that.
Oh.
Well, it was fucking none of us
Scout on cat damn my ears are good
One is track one off a funeral by arcade fire
That smoke is going, that smoke is on inverted time, that's tenant smoke.
That smoke was like going into the grenade, did you see that?
No, I didn't.
One's a CT spawn, there's one in our CT spawn.
Ah, op decoy as well.
Where's op decoy?
Op decoy's mid.
I just mean what did the words mean when they put the gun in the right place?
Ah, he threw a decoy that wasn't op.
Oh, okay, I see.
He was playing op sounds.
I'm giving my swagger back.
Nope.
Yeah, this school responsibility man by and bees mind be
I what would we all throw all of our equipment on the ground and then just run in and whatever you get you fucking get
That'd be fun
All right, I guess you guys are doing a all right. I'll go cat I guess
Every cat boy
Oh, yeah
I was like A long.
I would plus two.
One cat is low.
Oh, not cat. Sorry. That's long.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Even liar, y'all.
Just due to the way the names lined up, I literally thought you turned into a terrorist.
The way you walked out of the door at the exact same time that the T walked out of the door.
Oh, it was like I was like damn Corey switched up his whole fucking look man
He aced
Corey's flow man, whenever I see like the red-headed terrorist. Yeah, I guess so Archie Andrews
I hear your brother get me out here. I mean where we going looks like they're in a rush beat
What are we doing here, boys?
Let's see.
They rush B.
They rush B.
I throw a decoy down mid and they go, holy shit, they pooled their money about an op.
You should get decoy assist.
If someone gets a kill while a decoy is active, it should count as a decoy assist.
Oh, that's pretty quick.
One tunnels.
It's on, it's on.
That was a crazy shot.
It was a crazy shot.
I suck.
I suck.
Thanks for that.
We fucking got it.
Damn, I fired 126 shots that round.
What?
I did shoot my own guy in the back I did do that part the decoy is OP
I think it's pretty good that's true when did I start saying I suck in rounds where I get two
kills like right I'm recreating my friend Apollo from base principles I'll flash myself out long
and uh get three kills and push up
i'll die i'll die long doors with the galeel
ooo
one beat tons at least
crazy plays from from our agreeing on that one insane plays 97 and 4 come on brother that
sucks hate that we are broke huh you ain't broke if you got a little steel in your pocket
No, I'm talking about it goes from Halle Berry to Halleluja.
You're a knife, I think.
A gun.
Everybody go and respect the shooter.
How?
How?
Oh my god.
my god
i got a fucking body block bro
this is why you don't buy ak's round 2 as t
five ish
everybody has fucking ak's on the other two
give me his armor
oh
I feel like we might have a a B to mid like a tunnel tunnels to mid or alternatively a
B angle or a cat angle.
They're a little aggro at long though.
Okay.
It'll be.
Love that.
Love that
It's probably a guy in tongues
He says he thinks only one cross
I'm going be
We own these streets we can be tons
Great call out court. I had no idea
You go frag
You go frag
Window
That's one unknown like that weird-ass Pokemon he's coming mid
With an op I'm standing slightly off-center
He mullied window? That's an odd choice.
I guess he's running.
Can you just say get this bomb and dig him down?
Joker.
Some shit you see in Joker.
Uh, woo!
Can we forget about the thing-
Cory, you seem like your number one song in 2003 was, uh, House of Jealous Lovers by the Rapture.
No.
I bet my, uh, my good friends, girlfriend, they would song with that one.
Good song.
Pretty good song.
Hell of a bass line.
Oh
God that would have been sweet
Mid-dors be careful. Okay, I didn't expect me to push up the tunnels be careful on tunnels. He's coming from lower tunnels
Ports B. Negative. He killed me rushing from B two tunnels. He's been no scope now though.
Everyone, one still alive down there.
It's lag. Good patience.
My king's... BAM BAM BAM!
We run this time, man. That's crazy.
It's kind of it's kind of a stupid game.
That's four points off that one.
Oh, because you're on a.
I hate that.
Hardest four points I've ever gotten in my life, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, Corey, you seem like the type of guy that thinks
turn off the bright lights is definitely better,
by your fucking with slow hands regardless
a lot of slow hands
interpol
uh... i was not an interpol guy
that uh... battle like genre like that
i don't know what i don't we refer to that as
good music
garage indy i don't know
post stroke post uh... some post something
i wasn't i wasn't into
a lot of that
i couldn't i couldn't get over like that
i love it
singing through a mega phone
didn't sound that much like interpol to me
some more like some more like uh...
I don't know, it's kind of more like track one off of the clap your hands saying self-title to be honest
Yeah, it's like
It is the strokes, yes
Oh, that's the strokes
But like, the strokes and like, I think the closest I got was like, the international noise conspiracy
Sorry, did you ask me a question?
Nope.
Oh, then no problem.
Ask me no questions, tell you no lies, brother.
Favorite song by Till Tuesday?
I don't know Till Tuesday.
man's band from the 80s? I'd probably say voices carry personally. You know, hush hush,
keep it down now, voices carry. Is that what she says? I always thought it was like, it's
It's so scary. Yeah, a lot of people think she says, it's so scary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Voices carry. Yeah.
OK.
Do you think the guy to like read the lyrics?
When they are said in the song, the words appear as images in my mind.
The image of the text appears in my mind.
Interesting.
In that way, I cannot help but read them because the image is presented to me.
Interesting.
I feel like I have like, I mean, often times it's basically impossible to understand in my head what they're saying.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm still trying to tease together that sound that Britney Spears does at the start of hit
me baby one more time.
You know the downer.
Still trying to.
I think she might say like 40 words in .025 seconds.
Did she say words?
I thought she was just moaning.
A lot of people would.
She's a very complicated person.
Yeah, back then it was real complicated.
It was actually Avril Lavigne.
Original Avril, OG Avril.
Oh, you mean not the replacement, not the body double?
Now it's Avril, Avril the trench.
Oh, oh instead of Ravine?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's just Avril, I'm gonna date every Canadian male singer that's ever existed
She hasn't dated the Bruce Colburn yet to the rest of my knowledge
Still time she absolutely can't I just funny
There's a big problematic age gap
Elder abuse. Oh, yeah. Yeah elder abuse. I think Bruce Colburn is like
He's like 82 years old maybe even older if I know anything about rock stars. I don't think you'll have any
That's true she never dated Glenn Gould
She's working her way
Get there
You gotta marry him for like three years on average or something then I don't care for his music
but he's got a hell of a penis.
I did today's steam avatar and nickname
was almost going to be Vern Edkvist,
Glenn Gould's piano tuner,
but I thought as a little esoteric.
Orson Welles' steak up.
I mean, Orson Welles is one of the most famous
filmmakers of all time.
Vern Edkvist is a piano tuner from North Battle
for its Saskatchewan.
Not to be pulling a McLovin and saying Muhammad is the most common name in the world read
a book sometime but still.
We gotta take Wikipedia away from this guy.
Well I'm getting most of this shit from Letterbox but I guess they're getting it from Wikipedia.
I'm not even gonna think about it.
Okay.
Swads is walking like he's on controller.
Came ready to party.
On stairs.
Perhaps he's been faded.
Sounds like a couple connector.
35 and 2 or 6 to 4. One of the best places to stand is a place they never expected, like
right out in the open on top of an obstacle. Sometimes you're right.
Corey, I figured out how to play Mirage by the way, T-side. We just need one person who
knows how to throw a smoke in window and then we don't have to just funnel ourselves either
into apartments or into like the tunnel at A and get granaded to death.
I unfortunately do not know how to throw a smoke in this file.
I learned and then forgot.
I will risk my life to run out and throw a smoke into the window while peaking.
Look at that, now we've bloomed in the fucking window.
Cat.
Cat.
Cat.
Cat.
Can we're up B?
Cat.
We're cat, bro.
We're cat.
that's my bad on the shot to be honest
oh shit one left dude the smoke is crazy
can somebody place in text the exact smoke lineup and I'll hit it every time
mark it
oh shit he's man in the cache
I
Nice
Hard to explain without a video yeah, well people were teaching people shit for years like before
I know I know you like an existed so like I think they can figure it out to use right to do with this to do with this carpet I
Mean we let people go into medical school before cameras existed
So I think they can write in text if we can write in text how to do like a heart transplant
We can we can write in text how to line up the smoke
Mortality rate was insanely high still is broke hundred percent last time I checked
Malt my smoke missed like horribly by the way, but you know what we recreated
We recreated in fucking aggregate
It's called Billy Bean for a reason bitch. So I'm getting a little too aggro here. One connector
He got me
Nice kill nice kill
First heart transplant was in a 6-7 by the way, damn
And that was Ben Shapiro that did that right?
I remember correctly. Yep. BC or AD. W grenade, Cory. Do you think the average
person would, if I said that the pyramids were built in the year 1000, do you think
They would think it's BC or AD.
Uh, AD.
It's a sick world we live in.
I think if you say it, uh, like a year like that, people are going to think AD
instantly.
It's a sick world we live in, man.
But they'd be stupid.
I actually have no idea what the pyramids were built by the way.
No one does, man.
I've been off top mid. Don't worry. It's just a beagle.
You know what? I'm going to go Google image search mirage window smoke cs2
easiest mirage window smoke five months ago 12 seconds. Oh, jeez. What is this?
It's got massive massive attack in the background.
Okay, I'm watching this on 3000 different loops. Okay. I scrolled down. By the way, Kate, I don't
know if you're watching. I scrolled down and your video is the second one.
Okay, you go to the corner, aim at the second. Oh, the second embroidery and jump throw. I get it.
Go to the corner, second embroidery, jump, throw, okay, I can do this, I can do, and
now I want to listen to, I want to listen to Teardrop by Mass Effect stat, okay, watch
this Corey, ready for this shit?
Yep.
I'm excited to see.
Teardrop brings the fire, please.
Oh damn, you guys are jerking off together.
Yeah, you line it up like this shit, zoom in on this motherfucker, jump throw, and then we wait for it to bloom.
Unfortunately, Big Lez is dead.
Holy fucking fucking worked.
Didn't there's an op in there too.
Don't grenade it when we're walking past, brother!
Well, he would have exploded if he was looking. Right?
Oh, I fucking knew he was going to be there too.
How does that miss?
Justin, you're in chat.
How does that miss?
99 and 4!
Okay, I'll smoke it every fucking route.
Now that I'm fucking swagged up with the smoke, now I can be a team player.
we waver at the boom but we don't have we don't have to go there right yeah you
you learn that then you learn the connector one how about I've done my
part somebody else goes to YouTube shorts for the next part I've already done
my schoolwork for today
I got no guarantee that I'll remember it I gotta do it like a hundred times all
right our teammate is throwing smoke you guys will be on us but you know it's the
thought that counts. We out here?
That came from jungle. What the fuck? Outside the streets on fire with a real
death waltz between what's flesh and what's fantasy oh see the jungle oh it's
out here all right nothing at all they just stand back in letter I wish I could
see on the replay how my smoke did though
Oh
Oh, oh Kiki Kiki bought a bottom up
It's literally the best guy in the game one-shot kills, bro. It is it is the best gun on the game for sure
Morningwood bought nothing. He bought a scout
scouting means either your teammate is God or like a complete idiot so let's see how this goes
off is booba not kiki by the way just something about because when he shoots it goes boom boom
One looking long connector
Looking long looking
Looking cat connectors
Yeah
Hop is blocked wait do all grenades have the same weight
No, what I was about to say was insanely stupid. I was about to say why don't I just stand and spawn and just throw frag grenades
Would be awesome if it worked man. Yeah, if only they weren't on a timer. I'll just Molly. I'll just Molly the window from here
I'm holding a mystical sphere. Wait, I fucking am holding a mystical sphere.
It's direct from the hospital. Is that what Keenan, are you here? Does he say it's direct from the hospital?
It sounds like he says hospital.
Direct from La Casa. It's direct from the La Casa.
No, man, I think the song might be about Shungite.
Shungite?
No, isn't he in prison?
What are we doing here, guys?
We can't just dance around.
I'm, I'm busy burning to death in heaven.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
just dance around.
I'm, I'm busy burning to death in heaven.
Hated one, faded one jungle.
Once mid site left.
His team's doing nothing man.
What, Corey's doing great!
Corey's top fragging.
No, this is a better mirage than normal.
The only thing is we need to do something now that I know the smoke man.
Yeah we did smoke mid and then win.
Which I think is fine maybe as long as you smoke mid every time then it's kind of like
a it's a fake smoke.
Or do we go or maybe we fucking walk off?
Rushing, he said rushing through apps.
Well that's just suicidal I don't think we should do that.
i think i think we should slow play picks to be honest but
see if that works
well we can't slow play picks because half our team doesn't have guns
well we just wait for them to die
Also no one on this team knows that like...
This is shit, guys.
I kink.
Up down?
Yo, no shit.
Stab track.
Full set.
Damn, we run these streets?
Crazy grenade for me. Absolutely insane grenade for me.
The cat. Did he kill him?
You're literally a king. That was a crazy play.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
You should get one kill per round for throwing the smoke that blocks the window.
It's the most selfless thing you can do.
He said, let's do that again.
That's what we said in an awesome voice.
That wasn't an awesome voice or was it maybe just isn't his natural accent
Let's do that again. All right. That is an awesome voice
You were you were telling no lies
They've all gone lower
They're gonna walk through here, I'm gonna op them they can't resist
That dude was cat
They've killed one cat that I think they've cleared a for us Cory, but then we should go back go lower to a
One's going cat right now
Careful of your your back. I
Can just play on B right now
That's fun you got the bomb
He's top mid. Oh, cat, cat, cat.
Great flash.
He's cooked. Don't even sweat it.
That was probably saving.
No, he's on site.
He's on site.
I heard him.
Are you sure there were CVS shoes?
Not even T shoes.
I'm dead.
W cord.
I thought I heard him on site.
Maybe that was you guys. Maybe you guys had loud feet.
I mean, we were running around for sure.
Dude, stat track frag grenade.
where are the we're made
They're calling me Andre Iguodala. Is that good? Is that a good thing?
Yes, man, it means your clutch
Means I'm swag
glad to hear that I was asking a question oh yeah they're doing my crazy
never been better man if you're a second one down can one one's running cat
one's running cat oh I'll car and be okay
I
Motherfucker, you got a knife bro
You got a knife a millimeter away from me
That's big money for them
money is this last round last round
I'm the money horribly really I'm fucking loaded you need to buy
what the fuck you late
all right what's up just take one of these brother
they're gonna be pretty pissed my smoke hasn't blew dead I guess but
maybe you try going heaven yeah love it I'll love it been drinking it for years
Sorry brother
I'm Ali Carl
Jungle
Yep
I didn't plant bro, don't shoot me. I want to be
I
Yelch I
Really had him God God is my witness. I thought I had it. Okay
No
I'm more of a CT-sided player anyway, personally.
Yeah definitely on this map in particular.
You want to smoke connector, hug the trash can near where you throw the window one and
jump it throw aiming at this jump throw aiming at this part of the rug damn I
can do that I've been doing it too I can do that it's faster if two people do
it but it's better if one person does it or not that are you Justin I can do it
I can do it you need someone else to throw you the smoke unfortunately yeah
yeah yeah oh there's one guy cat he's capped with the bomb cat with the bodies
He's bored with the cat and he's in the catboard.
There's my good friend Corey, he's going to get it.
There has to be.
What the fuck is happening?
You got up there when you're real quick, man.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to stand mid, like a boss, and block the smoke.
or shoot it out of the air so it smokes off their offing spot
and can you even do that?
Is that allowed?
It's like some shit you see in an Indian movie.
Shoot the grenade out of the air so it falls back on the person who threw it.
It's slow motion, they threw it off a horse and then they slide the horse under a truck.
Blocked.
I semi-blocked the smoke.
the smoke connector real good
they're watching me again i think
always in the window in the little window above your own come on come on
take a step
take a step on me
OOOOOOOH
SWAAAGGG
i do want to get one
one up done
I can't get out. I'm gonna die here.
I don't have no idea where they are or where our teammate is.
Team mates holding doolies on cat, confirmed.
I think he wanted them to die.
No, that was a really good try.
All things considered, man.
Like that was pretty crazy.
He was a little cracked out.
Now we have a gun.
Oh, stone pipe in my chat.
That's crazy.
That's foul, man.
Pretty funny, though.
It's pretty funny.
Don't type that.
That's crazy.
Can't be saying all that.
These guys got some T-sided strats, man.
I don't know what to do, honestly.
They're doing crazy mid-shit, I think, is what's going on.
Yeah, hate again.
Yup, I panicked, I literally panicked.
I prioritized saying yup instead of shooting my gun.
Let's try this.
Oh, man, we're going to A.
CS is so simple.
quote a phrase you've known it all this time I'm learning it these days I'm
going out of my mind you know what I'm talking about with the pain that stops
and starts is this a dialogue no this yes it is yes it is yes it is man how
How'd you know?
I love, I love, I love.
It's got a certain.
You're going to say, wow.
And it's 96 and 484 and one.
Fuck off.
Sounds like the math question to make you solve that
that you win McDonald's Monopoly.
You've won McDonald's Monopoly.
I've won like a free coffee once.
No snowmobiles, I'm afraid
I think they're just gonna run made I'm holding on cat with an XM
I'm listening to the new episode of opi and Anthony
Steps near me on cat
I think you got to peek this fella now wait a minute he's got to come here I feel
like I feel like Anton
Oh, man. I feel like Anton.
Last might be chat. Last might be cat.
Yep. No, that's you, I think.
The A? I don't know where the offer was.
throw a Molotov Mocktail at me.
Oh, OK, so he was like mid or underpass.
That's me.
He's in window, window, going towards A.
He's killed me from connector.
Connector down.
to
going from pro CS to this is hilarious we should do that next time or other
can actually must do that
when the second intermission happens and they bring out like a little kids that
are playing hockey
which is a some shit like
is crazy to go from NHL hockey
damn
these kids are so much better than the canucks
well yeah
damn these kids are fucking mogging the canucks holy cow
one coming up a they said
come up this way
I've killed one in apartments.
The bomb is in apartments.
Apps.
You drowned.
It's kind of cool that when he died, he threw the bomb.
Heard steps, apps.
Corey.
Is anybody watching?
Pat.
Pac one pick one you got to take either
when these knees or Keith Richards heart
what are you taking right now transplanted straight into your body
right now like like
as it today today
the market
all
I don't know what the fuck
yellows do in here
So Wemby's Knees probably?
Yeah, probably Wemby's Knees.
Yeah, I think that's smart.
Great movie too.
Also, if the Knees go out, you don't like die.
Eric Romer, one of his morality tales.
The fuck? Bro, he's sitting... he's sitting pallet.
There's no fucking reason we lost.
We should have lost that.
That's insane.
We're always sitting in the part of Costco where they hide the stuff you can't buy yet.
Oh, I see, I see.
Let's make this rain, it's rain.
Pali, is this a Pokemon reference?
Hey, can I ask you something?
Why is your name Zika?
Which is the virus I mean like when did you come up with that name
is what I'm trying to say
fated one heaven fated one ramp fated one ramp
my baby's the pearl of the quarter know what I'm talking about she a chummer like
you've never seen you mom though right what do you want me to do Cory I got a
got three kills man I'm asking if you somebody else can spot the bomb
He's putting a lot on my plate, man.
Good play, good play, Ryan.
Good job.
That's all I'm asking for.
Here we go, seven straight, bro.
Not even how that works.
It's got to be nine straight, but still, gold teeth one or two, it's got to be two, but
one is really funky.
Kenan are you here? I'd love you I'd love the expert to weigh in on this one
He and I rewains. I wish man
Those face killer reference
You go smoke
Guy who smokes off his own connector
Just leaving a little, just a little peek.
That's the enemy.
Oh, Gero.
No.
Oh, shit.
How did he get there, man?
Oh.
One B.S.
Top mid.
Oh, come on.
Two B.S.
apps oh my god I thought that was someone I thought that was a I thought he
was on my team when he when he the way he peaked me with that kind of confidence
I said that guy's on my team
you ever wonder when they're wearing those fuck-ass third jerseys they ever
get confused about who they're supposed to be passing it to sure I think it's
It's only human, man.
Damn.
Here, you picked a really terrible time for me in that situation.
My boy. Mm-hmm.
Oh, Captain Rank 28. Yes, he jumped on my lap, right?
As two men rushed to me in apartments.
Classic. Classic. Classic.
That's the cat behavior.
Ooh, sealed dead-hand terminal.
Oh, shit.
$250, right?
$250?
$2.50 cents?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
Is that how much they cost?
Well, why else would you be excited about it?
I guess you could open it for experience.
I'm opening it.
What if it's something shit?
All right.
I thought maybe you wanted to get some Kiko Rage mushrooms
in your ramen next time, but I guess you'd
rather get uh...
really get some six and pistol skins or something
i think it's a blue
and four and all skins all purple and p nine thirty two cents it looks like
someone named bill the michael's on it
michael's
yeah it's something
some some random spray paint and nail polish
yeah
go like the daaaarrrr
I think I'm gonna
decline that as well
come on with ya
let's say BMX Bison
or RMX
you sound like uh...
simon peg in a darren brown youtube video
darren brown that is that the
the british man is yes it is
that he's gonna like
i'm talking to your dead husband type shit no no no no no
he's the guy who will get you drunk on a glass of water
uh... who is the guy who did like the
the bullshit i'm talking to your dead relatives that's crossing over with john
edwards
yeah
yes yes
he's just psychic
that's true, the other John Edward did crossover
in like a marital vows sort of sense
double crossover
what the fuck
is that a super suspicious user?
oh wait is it Yeti?
yeah it's Yeti
Yeah, I don't know if you're following the Yeti saga. They got banned and unbanned so much in my chat
They're now marked as a suspicious user, which means only mods and I can see their messages. Yep
So only only you and me and Megresta maybe origin if they're here can see that that message
I'm not being a nuke forget that man. They have my band Mirage. Yeah
Fuck that that map right now
Don't pay a nuke, man. Nuke's good.
You know in Mortal Kombat when Raiden says I must
consult with the Elder Gods?
Which movie does he say that before? Uh, whatever. It's like a teleport.
He has to teleport to like the astral plane of Ragnarok or whatever it's called.
Is this the movie?
he says in three seconds to any property that he's in really yeah I just
remember whatever he does when he you're talking about the Liu Kang bicycle
kicks to the chest oh maybe that's the Kang doesn't need to do some shit when
he does like his like whole body like push I don't know about that don't show
like because he like like goes like completely face down thrown and like
she's like flies at you they say some shit
I don't know man there's a crazy yell too yeah I thought so I don't know you
just like make some noise who is your immortal kind of character in the
arcade just kid subzero yeah I mean come on freezing someone walking over to
them crouching, uppercutting them into the air. Felt good as
far. Also, yeah, also has like maybe one of the funniest
fucking moves of all time, or you just put a little puddle of
ice on the ground and they slip on it. It's funny to you. That
gets increasingly less funny the older I get. It's still funny,
man.
Whatever. Yeah, we need a bunch of ice slipping compilation.
the kid kid is telling me what to do over here
I don't know what's going on oh shit too mid bro it disappeared
where'd they get you King? B banana banana banana banana banana banana okay I
guess they showed me it went banana I'll get them on the road tape
the
they're in our base killing our dudes bro
well night not good
up and most satisfying video game sounds
three more
the couple of us on our team last time
who was on our team last time
It's Abram with Lord.
So I'll say my teammate did like throw a bomb on me or a grenade on me.
If that grenade had made a banana, oh, man,
we would have been pretty good and live in a different universe, man.
I
Who gets 31 into 34 into but somehow is a hundred percent headshot percentage, okay
Pretty good. I guess it's the percentage of your kills that are headshots
I even the fucking odds with that frag remain bro
oh shit one of those mid like just cutting out
holy shit we fucking got him
Oh another one down there said it's be it's be oh okay I've been killed you got me all I did have
before house wash to be fair but
Alright you need to wake up, Corey!
Corey will a little slow to rise in the morning
a little slow to rise but in the afternoon he peaks
the eagle peaks in the afternoon
in the morning he's not his besty wooden wooden column
a morning person
nine hour I don't know
Bro said that sucks.
What, how bad we're playing?
They've smoked me off mid, though.
Seems like we partially spotted the bomb banana.
I'm gonna go there.
Yeah.
Take a shot.
Yep. Okay. Not a lot of communication happening with this team. Okay. Okay. Okay. Are you
there? If you insist. On? I heard the dinks. Where's the bomb? Oh, he's right here. I got
I got shot in the back of the head by somebody.
Someone just want to own up before I go into the VOD.
On my 3K, I got shot in the back of the head by my teammate.
They don't like to see a king succeed, man.
Got to keep our kings down.
No kings, they here.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
They don't make it hard to play chess or checkers, honestly.
I think you're going to end up with a lot of draws,
if I had to guess.
Go, go, go.
It's purple. Alright purple you're about to pay the iron price
Which flash what a decoy it has decoy energy
Is decoy ultimate said some shit banana he said
I'm just calling out B like every time that's why we need we need context on the calls we
need you till you till be one guy or you here's my rule for callouts if you see one guy immediately
say lots be one's a ultimate near this bridge okay he's got he's gotten the bomb
I've killed him and now the bomb is down here
There we go
He tried to hit an AWP
Oh, our boys got an AWP. He just missed
Well that guy was missed too man
Yes
Lot spawn just see I'm trying it on for size
You only saw one well, I'm just looking at purple right now
You got it out for him right here.
His mic is pretty awesome.
I mean, he's like 12 years old, how good was your mic when you were 12?
I didn't have one man, you're right.
That's what I'm trying to say man.
Why would you f-
Oh god!
So first I got scared by the chicken, I thought the chicken was a man.
Then I got scared by the man, I thought the man was a chicken.
There's some banana as well.
I got flashed by my own team.
Honestly, wouldn't be that bad if your team was hot.
Church is hiding in church.
Damn, this is worse than what the hell's guys doing, crazy.
I'm a different kind of beast.
Oh, I was kind of looking at the leaderboard
instead of looking at the game.
Yes, yes, I'm bringing him down.
I'm bringing him down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is going great.
Yeah, yeah, you'll live, surely.
The rare, like, not save, but also not try to diffuse round.
that
very interesting
did you guys want to stack b
no man we don't
no we don't want to stack b
we want to have some people on each site
I concur with this
go go go go go
Are you guys sitting down? I've got some distressing news for you
Is it A?
A couple of them may have died in the direction of A
Or at least showed mid
There's some banana
The bomb is down somewhere
Or at least has been spotted
I'll get him off the rotate.
I'll miss him off the rotate.
I still believe he's there.
and spawn holy shit. Interesting. Well, this is going pretty badly. It's going pretty
terribly. You guys got a utility, like a single molly or something? They're throwing grenades.
being our teammates that are going to be
or then being the T-sided terrorists
no no no our guys
our guys okay
they're throwing shit but
they also
have been flashing which also flashes our team right as the guys are pushing
that would argue is not the move
interesting
please don't body block
We have one ultimate.
I've been off from spawn and I got scared.
Oh my god, terrible, terrible.
I got very scared.
Oh my god.
Missed all my shots.
Well, maybe that little kid is right.
Maybe we should stack B. I just don't understand how we're
getting like 4B, 1B, 4B.
Just need to put some some util on the banana
I think money is an issue
Yeah, I think I full save on this one you you full save I'm going banana. I need to see firsthand how this is going around
Okay, maybe I'll buy one incendiary grenade.
We could just chain our incendiaries, essentially.
What are you talking about?
He's through, man!
He's already in!
talking about. He's through, man. He's already in. There's an
incendiary on the ground there you can grab. That's from my body.
There you go. Look at that.
You didn't make it there. It's insanely fast, man. One in spawn.
I did a way that time
AK here
Heroic rotate
My last a new teammate is just doing nothing
I'll have kit, only we have time.
The teammate threw it all the way for a FAMAS, man.
Hey, you know what, they got one.
We may have lost a round, but most importantly, our teammate got the AK.
I'm going banana again.
movement difference try to keep up young
What the fuck?
He's here.
I don't know about this, I need to see the replay.
How do we have three people looking at the red dot and then like there's no
shots fired for five seconds?
Yes, yes!
No, no.
Flashbang.
Well, I don't know. One of our guys has, like, this play where they flash banana.
Yeah, they do drop the flash on, like, our own feet.
Like, yes.
But I'm more like, like, I need to, from the mini-map, I was like,
we have three vision cones looking at one red dot.
Nobody was firing shots.
I was like, I'm going to peek and surely at least we get a trade, but I just got, I just got one tap with no retribution.
Good kill, good kill. We literally, we actually win this.
Green one. That's pretty good, man.
Green one.
Yeti.
they're doing something in your chat in my chat my chat just pretend you don't
see it all right I'll do that yet he please never do anything terrible by the
way oh if I have to deal with somebody and look at this terrible shit that yet
he did and there's like hours and hours of me going now he's cool with me like
it would be so bad man I don't I don't want to go through that please be like
of Paragon of Moral Virtue or whatever. Forever. To be honest, y'all, oh, there's one banana.
Surprise, surprise. Yes! There's three banana. I guess I should have known. You got this,
I'm sorry. Let's look at this.
Oh, yeah. That's just a honestly flash difference. That was a crazy good flash.
Nothing I could do there. Yeah, we should be inspecting that.
Of course he's not virtuous, he's banned all over Twitch.
Yeah, but can I say he's banned because a lot of streamers are a little like self-righteous.
He's not banned because of moral failings, at least not yet.
He's banned because of, like, you broke the rules.
The rules are there for a reason.
Oh!
Crazy.
Crazy show.
Oh.
You know he's back left.
What are you DOING, MAN?
You gotta defuse the- he doesn't give a fuck, man.
He doesn't give a fuck.
Really, one tap him through the smoke, huh?
I got banned by Apollo because after they died in PUBG, I called them Salt Gray Wolf.
Yeah, that's annoying.
got banned for what I would describe as a good reason to be honest. Like you'd type something
deliberately to make them mad and then you're like, whoa, they got mad. Like what are you
talking about? And also that must have been like years ago and you still think you're
in the right, which is crazy. That's so insane. Also, Apollo's not they them, okay? They're
he's asexual, which is a different thing. It's a different thing. I'm still trying to
I'm not the expert of it, but...
Yep, yep, I knew that was coming.
Guys, there's... there's banana.
Banana?
Those are that one right there. He got him.
What the fuck? With a shotgun?
Yeah, XM's kind of beast.
I got... no, I got like headbombed.
You know, like when you get headshot?
You can hit my headshot.
Yeah.
You can hit my headshot.
Yeah.
I don't like when you get headshot you can get my music on my XM radio
You can hear my podcast on your XM radio. You know what I'm talking about
Ever clear I think
Can I just type it bro weird down other two eight just try please
Bro, we're down to eight. Can you not just save the M4? Can you at least give it a shot?
It's two to eight man
What are you waiting for you got to take us you got to take a shot?
I mean I get is one before where you got to do something
You know take get exit for eggs
Why are you running you're at your part of the way that's the whole reason you were there
there mother fucker man I think they're going in a different direction
I'm being shut I'm just why would they man to just keep owning how am I eating 10 I've
I've been fucking feeding you, bro.
Whatever, my bad, y'all.
Trying to do advice.
Trying to have to injure your teammates.
Full advice for you?
Trying to have to injure your teammates?
OK, they're on site.
I mean, they're up banana.
They've made it.
Wow, that was insane.
That was unbelievable.
They're playing with a lot of confidence right now.
Good shooting, Cory.
He also swung in headshot me.
Honestly, great target selection,
considering there were multiple targets.
Kept it on one.
That's big.
Holy fuck.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Oh, man.
0.3.
I mean, it's gotta be.
Grenade up banana, but don't run up,
because if you run up, they're gonna kill you.
But throw a grenade up banana.
It's literally free damage.
I got a bomb. Purple got a bomb. Okay, a couple are A. That grenade hurt. That grenade hurt.
I'm dead.
So I was the only person who bought a grenade and threw it up in Anaheim. The very sight
They run through every single time
That's right a guy without the bombs solo a
Nobody else wanted 60 free damage, I guess
How much you get 60?
60 60 damage. Yeah, I took a 97 to the head
I mean I'm literally I will I will take a grenade over armor on round one any day of the week
There's no shot of vest is doing 60 damage. I'll tell you that for free
I'll have the bomb we run out and I'll need banana that need banana need banana literally will work need banana run back to mid
Well, what's the point of flashing if you're a hundred feet away from the flash
I did I did not have faith in my teammates air
we didn't run it back should have though we didn't run it back to mid after we
after we that's all right he's kind of owning it's kind of swagging up for sure
Is he teleporting for you?
Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah, I think that he just threw the smoke to trick you, man.
It's all right. It's all right. It's better to be out of this game. If we all block that
dude, he's been on our team twice in a row. You think it'll not put us in a queue with
him?
All right. No, he was on our team last game and then he's on the other. Oh, he's on the
other team this game. So we're ass. Yeah. We're the guys. He wants to block that. No,
He wants to play us as many times as he can because we're-
Oh, that's true, actually.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
I'm gonna go like, I'm gonna go, hey, it was that.
Smart idea, bro.
How do you know it's the same person?
Cory's on a radical communication strategy called
not muting everybody and hiding all their names
for his interfacing with the common man
irrespective
i don't know how you live
shit
yellow has bomb now
called galeel baby
i got an op
i know but i mean
i want to be able to shoot more than one bullet at a time on the entry
library library
no
is it does yellow stream
but i just want to talk
i don't know what this is
sixty nine baby
i don't know what this guy said
at this little kid
i think it was just like
did it in the other
every time of the kid who's uh... one thousand nine hundred and seven
is the lowest one one nine zero seven
was that i don't know that was the kid or not i would also want to pay attention
to the names
it is twice dance rating which is insane
it where is he we have to get him back
he's probably training at a secret compounds in
with the way you're right now
he's on uh...
was whatever the opposite of traders as heroes
is that he's on heroes he's playing the guy who's on rimmed glasses
he's doing the shall in monk training that victory when the amadean offseason
But he kicked in the knees like a hundred times.
He's learning to forego all material trappings
and other such eco-driven pursuits in this terrestrial life.
Gerald, what's wrong?
You know the Spurs GM was tweaking
when he saw the interview with the Shaolin monks
that were like, yeah, we had Wimby climb
like a mountain pass with no harnesses on.
And you're like, bro, that's our number one draft pick.
Like we got hundreds of millions of dollars
riding on this kid what do you mean you put you took him up in the band him
alias with no straps on but he fucking made it down man he made it down I got
admit I did just have like an image playing my head of a really tall lanky
guy falling down a hill it was kind of funny I was picturing like floating down
like like with the grace of a feather touching upon the ground I pictured it
Like, I don't know, like a stick bug falling out.
I don't know, it's like a really stiff lens everywhere.
He's like Paul Bunning in my head.
I don't even know what he looked like.
Victor Wembleyama, he's the most unique looking man
that's ever existed.
He's like seven foot two.
I guess what I meant is like, is he like,
is he like a Sean Bradley seven foot two or is he like a Shaq?
I don't know what that means.
Because Victor Wimba Yama is like 20,000 times more famous than whoever
Sean Bradley is.
He's just a tall white guy back in the day.
Did he play basketball or did you go to school with him?
You know like back back back in the day was like every every like season one team would like pick like a seven-foot guy
It's like how long are they gonna last?
Yeah, there's only been like a few that have lasted
What is crazy is that they actually like
Wendy proved me so right because for 15 years. I was like
Why don't they just have the tall guys learn how to shoot three-pointers and then people like it's impossible
Possible the kinematics are so different. It's literally taller. It's harder to shoot the taller you are and then this one kid from France is like
Oh wait, I'll do it
Fuck it. It's also I mean, it's just a it's just a fucking basketball. It's not a 3,000 pound weight
But he's just a basket even if it don't matter what it'd be easier if you're taller
He just you're just shooting the ball man. It doesn't like
The only thing it's easier to be of your shorter is a bodybuilder because you do like three curls and all of a sudden you're like fucking yelts
build like
Pardon me well like a wrestler like a rest your wrestler or like a jockey or something. Yeah
That's not jackie. Oh, we got ghetto Slipy on our team again green was on our team last game
That is what you are put it in your car when your car pulled our
Drink away with me to another place
Oh
You get the kpop demon hunters meal yet keep did yesterday
So did I really she got the where's the devil sauce? I
Don't there's two sauce. Can you ban an oobus for me real quick before I have the worst day of my life? Thank you
Thank you
This is what happens on what he votes nobody votes all of a sudden everyone's like why the fuck are we playing overpass?
sweet chili sauce
All the motherfuckers you stayed home are going who the fuck voted for overpass
Was really not it just it tasted like slightly spicy honey mustard like they put they touched honey mustard with the jalapeno
I gotta say they're phone reading on the sauces lately, man
They gotta do really not they gotta do something more superlative for the next collab meal
It was funny though
We got you know, we each got a meal and like we gave the cards to our niece and
Then I was like out of curiosity. I'm like, I wonder what people are selling these for an eBay
Pro people are selling them for like $80
Card from McDonald's Happy Meal
We're buying them for 80 bucks
I guess I just don't are they selling like they're also they're not just listening. Yeah, there were some that were selling prices
They're all over the price, but I saw I saw an 80 and like a 40
I just don't understand why they wouldn't just go to McDonald's and get it for like I think is it's only in North America, baby?
Damn, so they're paying shipping on top of everything. Yeah. Yeah. I
Did say price. All right, because I was thinking price and place and I combine them
It's crazy the best sauce is still barbecue after all the sauce-based innovations.
I don't like barbecue.
I think barbecue is heavily underbought right now.
I'm a honey mustard guy.
But they don't even have honey mustard at McDonald's, nephew.
Yeah, they have hot mustard.
The hot mustard is a completely different flavor profile.
Okay.
Here, I'm saving. I'm smoking lab.
I'm coming by a bucked.
That was a great shot. I can't be mad about that.
Scoops kind of went crazy with it on that one.
Oh, he was on the other team last game. Fuck!
Fuck, we gotta wait before we queue.
I don't even know where you cover if you're not covering A.
Like, what are the angles on B? B, good answer, good answer.
Are these guys watching pornography?
Really?
It was Mike? What the fuck was that?
Sean Combs? Sean Combs on our team?
I think it's not an A. Oh my god, they're long. They're not, not a B. Are they that
who's getting dumb? Yeah, I don't know. This is crazy. Way too sensual for a CS mic.
Yowch my corny is bathroom, I think too long. I'm just bad
Man look at this get the fucking deal with the devil PP by zoom man. He's got constant teens gone
I don't like playing overpass at all. I feel like the fucking average voter fucked us, man.
No, Constantine is not the best Keanu Reeves movie. This shit is fucking disgusting, man.
The Matrix is obviously Keanu Reeves' best movie. If not the Matrix, we could have a
conversation about maybe speed? One lung? Two lung?
We'll be looking at A here.
Bathroom.
One more bathroom.
Let's die tonight.
Green, I thought green also was covering me a little bit.
Oh, long, long, long.
What's on the move?
Great! Oh, I thought the P90 was gonna do it, man.
I don't care what the critics say, Constantine is fun. Yeah, it's a classic like people who watch movies for a living think it's bad, but like dudes who watch two movies a year are like, why does everyone hate this? No disrespect.
I would make a crazy double feature with the nice guys.
What do we buy in here, Lad Stiegel?
Great minds think alike. What about Point Break?
Point Break is an amazing movie. I was crashing out.
They shall remain unnamed, but there was a
vaunted member of the Peloton Discord that said they loved
Point break and then I didn't recommend the hard-boiled to them
But they watched hard-boiled the next day and went I had to tap out halfway through this movie was just too much for me
I don't know what the mommy be guy guy who loves point break, but doesn't like hard-boiled
We contain multi-toothed bro, so I'm trying to say
cover me I'm making noise oh okay Cory W play Cory W play
I
For you want this AK I want about
Yeah, I give this you for yellow I took a lot to Poland
Or he seems like a big Michael Mann guy I
I could see that I could see Corey's favorite Michael man movie being heat and then maybe like having the insider a close second I
Could see Corey like but I could honestly Corey no disrespect you strike me as the kind of guy who gives like Miami vice of two and a half stars
Lots be I hear be girl
Oh, oh, that's a bad point.
Where's the last?
Whatever.
I have no idea where to cover.
He's there, he's on me.
He's on the spot that I said I don't know how to cover,
so I unscoked him last mile for no reason.
He killed me.
I don't know what booksmart is.
He did not give, he did not give Enora a one.
He gave it, I think he gave it a two and a half or a two.
It deserves a one.
Uh, does not deserve a one
That's a little insane. You're putting a little bit of evil on Sean Baker with that one
Oh one low
Squeaky I
Got two three bathroom yellow your fuck never mind he's awesome never mind he's fucked
Why was the first 30 minutes of Inora just porn?
It's not porn, it's two adults having sex.
That's not porn.
Is everyone stupid?
Don't blame them!
They grew up in a time that was so open, it became like puritanical.
It's a life is full of contradictions.
You can do this.
You heard him.
He was on fire.
Bro was on fire.
He's valid for that one.
I'm with you on the XM, bro.
Let's do it.
I'm gonna play B with this stuff.
Let's do this, perp.
Where you holding with that AWP, young pup?
I'm kind of crazy with it.
You till mid?
I don't know, they threw a decoy beam?
Um, okay, we fucking lost a huge team.
Hate that.
We lost a more terribly than I've ever seen it lost.
You heard them?
also saw our opera got fucking blown away so I was trying to cover him. W Corey. W Corey.
Corey's gonna win this, Corey's gonna win this, Corey's gonna win this for us by revealing
the enemy's position.
You're right behind the truck.
No, no, no, it's hard right.
Really funny that you watched Nora on the Peloton.
Two cinephiles find a way, man.
I don't know why the average person who watches movies these days is like,
I love movies. That's why I've only seen four of them this year.
Because I can only watch them on 35 millimeter in the theater, unbothered.
What the fuck?
And it ruins the film for me if anybody else pulls out their phone.
You never watch in theater? Oh really?
So no other choice is a joke to you?
There's a middle ground between that and your phone screen?
Okay, fucking you watch a movie and put out 1200 killer drills in 90 minutes, then leave
a fucking droll review on Letterbox.
Tell me you have-
Yeah.
Love that, love to hear that.
Don't put I can't because I beat you in the argument.
There's a dude right there!
Okay, you got him.
I was with you, by the way, you're orange.
He was by me?
No, no, no.
Oh, it was by the other fellow.
I wish I'd made up a guy who beat an argument. No, it is. It's the beaten.
I'm not losing an argument to someone who's in pre-chat, especially when I know they're in the 30s.
Okay, it's just not going to happen.
Now that's a cop.
literally why is it why does having an op make my nose so itchy
we faded one non-rock only one left bombs down rock long
of the
of all we run the streets bro
when was the last time you changed your mind?
um, the last time I was presented with new information
heh
hahahahah
next question?
if I know you got a 10 inch or
mm, I wish man
oh
wouldn't mind having a little extra but 10 inch is probably a little too much
Giro you're really starting to piss me off buddy
You get serious beef with your cat, man
Damn we're fucking owning them man. Who's got ten inches now?
Party you're right he's up to party
Come on, Green. You don't have to push him. Oh, shit, I saw him. Come on, there, fucker.
No! Oh, my God, it fucking hit me.
It's still hitting me, it's still hitting me.
The flames are spreading.
What do you think, lads?
We gotta try.
Whoa, every time.
The Util, they don't know the Util emits a pheromone
that makes them peek you.
I'm gonna start using that to my advantage.
utility is like a it's like when you put like deer urine on yourself when you go
hunting yeah you ever been hunting Cory no I mean I don't think I'd have the
stomach for it
all quiet man
of you fellow
Bad trade
Off monster
Monsters big tunnel
The sewer tunnel for a mouth. Yeah, yeah
Crazy angle crazy angle
Monster had off
Mm-hmm
No, it's true. You can't use the criterion channel on the Peloton screw
I mean, we've covered this many times.
What's crazy to me, and Corey, back me up here,
people who don't watch Criterion Channel
and who don't go on the Peloton Gold,
here's a way to improve your workflow.
Meanwhile, me, the stoic Peloton and Criterion enjoyer,
just minding my own business,
talking about how much I love the newest
Orson Welles movie that I saw,
is like, well, you're valid for that,
but here's why it's wrong, okay?
For one, you don't get Criterion Channel on the Peloton.
Take that up with Peloton's highly-paid software engineers.
Secondly, if you do have an entertainment ride,
the entertainment ride doesn't let other people join you.
We would lose the community aspect of the Peloton Discord.
You have to do a, well, you could do a class,
but we do scenic rides so that we can have
multiple people on the same ride
and all give each other high fives.
Ooh, good eyes.
Oh my god. We did it. Everyone's on Zwift already? Yeah, but there's Zwifters. I don't
know if they even ride that much, man, because all I've ever seen in the Peloton Discord
is like the trainer road AI told me it's supposed to be a rest day today and who am
I to argue. If Chip's backing me up, then you know it's real. Is Chip and I are beefing
over Minnesota sports right now.
I just lost hearing in my left ear.
Oh, no. No, it's back.
It's bad. It's going.
Oh, no.
Those little like bubbles.
Yeah, something like that.
You should go see a doctor. Brother, I live in Canada. If I wanted to have someone tell
me to kill myself for free, I'd just open chat. Know what I'm talking about? Cory, what
are your thoughts on this whole maid situation?
the
the
the
the
oh shit that's a that's a very fucking viewport bro never mind we own him
sounds like he's monster
my legs
you can do it
what are you doing
I literally would have made it, I literally would have made it, that's insane.
What are you, what are you doing?
Bro double-scooped on the bomb, like for, for what?
For what purpose?
Oh, it's fucking funny, man, oh, it's funny.
Double flash monster P250 rush.
I gotta uncross my legs and shit the fuck up.
You got legs crossed?
My legs crossed the whole round.
In a Herman Miller?
Yeah.
Monster.
Here we go.
Double flash.
Forty.
Forty.
Forty.
Forty.
Forty.
Forty.
Forty.
to
the
the
the
the
the
I
Say Brad, we saw your boat
You knew I was coming up
Why is everyone on burst a bro is immune to bullets have you noticed this
I
Same plan enable swag mode. Oh, that's my fucking problem. I need to enable swag mode
Cory Fitzcarral, though, we're burden of dreams and be so fucking dead ass with me
You see me
The one of the two I can pronounce
No, Fitzcarral, though, bro
No, it's Werner Herzog man Klaus Kinski type shit
Yeah, that's unfortunate you got an angel in heaven you're a little shit
four of us died. Yeah. Yeah,
flashed. I'm saving. What are
we going to do? Well, yeah.
Not really saving. I'm just a
broke in a manner of speaking.
Oh, way well.
Guy from Puma Man is in Fitzcarraldo.
W information, but also this is your brain on the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Nothing long.
We should all stop with pistols.
got to get a long kick holy fuck what just happened you activated one guy there I got
some damage on him you fucking own me with an AK
W reload
Oh
Was a crazy crazy deagle shot
One of those shots I swear to you I didn't even see him
Yeah, my brain just went there he is
Yeah, yeah, those are the best
I'm not sure what's going on.
God damn.
Bring me some higher love.
Okay, um, what happened?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn Damn
Give me a knife or gloves
Give me a knife or gloves
It's the knife or gloves that I've been
I've got dreams in my head and they don't go
What is this guy doing? Spirit is in my head and they won't go
Oh, red.
Hate this stim. It's not a stim. It's a really good song.
Pac-1 pick one, sad-eyed lady of the lowlands or visions of Johanna. What do you think, Corey?
Pac-1 pick one, a repeater or the argument?
I'm taking 13 songs, but no disrespect to you.
You can give that as an option.
Okay, it's scout time.
100
28 kills on this beast
We're elevating this beyond the typical counter-strike stream the typical counter-strike stream is like
Connector and that's it that might be all you get for like a half an hour, man
a lit one long there's two coming long pushing you I'm be you are be our bomb
is uh is party bomb is down part missed so bad
purple's got this purple's got this for sure I'm ready for the next round
got this for sure. Swag. See?
71 in one. I'm going to give you
your in your shit, huh?
Honestly, like I've played much
worse rounds in this, but
never in history have I been
more confident that we are going
to have a loss here. I think we
I think we have, what I would describe as less than zero team cohesion.
Some guy on the other team just keeps talking, man.
I think he only won his first game.
Librarian as the record keeper, you have a responsibility to be honest.
We won our first two games.
In fact, the very first game, we were 13 and L.
And by we, I mean myself.
Cory was not here for that one yet
Good kill good kill
He's playing connector
He's rotating
See now, this is this is your typical counter-strike stream
There's two valley well there is
Play that blue a nice trash situation player purple has let me and they've stopped receiving communications from the remote host the blue name is
Made me think they were dead a blue team color
I don't think he left so much as like he literally felt his face get hot and said fuck this and
like probably punched his computer and broke the glass and then right now his fist is stuck
in the computer tower and he's like he's literally fucking being electrocuted to death
right now.
Oh wait he's back actually nevermind he's chill.
a ghost in the damn machine bro that's major kuzanagi bro if I've ever seen one
I think we have B right now.
Alright, I'll drop bomb on playground in case you're curious.
It's unfortunate. It's not a major Kusanagi. It's Lieutenant Kusanagi. Yeah. Majors. Isn't
major the last playground? Oh, never mind. You got you got. Yeah, it's major. Who said
Can somebody figure out who said Lieutenant?
I want them, they were watching the movie on their phone.
I bet they, every review of every movie they've ever seen
on Letterbox says, who's a little slow?
Yeah, it's pretty good, but it starts a little slow
and the ending's a little weak.
But there was about 45 seconds in the middle
during the action scenes where I thought this was one
of the best movies ever made.
Disco Elysium reference. For the last time, I haven't watched SpongeBob SquarePants, okay?
You can keep referencing it. It doesn't make you evil for referencing it, but I've never
seen it.
I'm afraid something's going to drop.
You didn't realize how much better people would do in this game.
They just took the knives away.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
The guy on our team told them to knife him.
Oh, OK.
All right.
Yeah.
Guy on our team told him to knife and then told him to like uninstall basically after.
Can you give me like a couple minutes to feed this ravenous beast?
I can.
And I'll be right back.
I've muted Corey so he doesn't have to hear the terrible news that I also have to leave
early today because there's something going on in my daughter's school.
It's not his fault, but I'm not going to tell him that he can't feed his cats because
because I got to leave early to go to my daughter's school.
But they are always making some stuff up.
Now, listen, there's good reasons for it most of the time.
They are always like, hey, can you swing by?
They're always asking me to swing by at like a quarter
after one, and you're like, is anybody working this town?
No, I'm the first person to push back
and say, quarter after one doesn't work for me.
Like, that seems surprising to me,
because I have a very set-in-my-own-hours type
of job.
I can't be the first one to be like, that's tough.
That's a tough time for me.
I can see why you keep in-game muted.
They be saying stuff.
People will be like, just let them say slurs,
So you can tell them the dude's on cat, buddy.
I turned into an ex on cat.
They should know.
Just look at the buggy minimap, bro.
It's communicated subtextually via body language.
Seriously, Lamal?
Lyndon B. Johnson, I haven't forgot about you thinking
that you were in the right for getting banned from Apollo's
chat for deliberately baiting him, OK?
Forever.
And it's literally not my fault.
People will say I'm evil for remembering.
It's literally passive.
I have no control over it.
You're the one who typed it, so it's obviously your fault.
I can't not remember it.
How can you tell someone that you can't tell someone
to forget about it, unless you're Italian?
That means I might as well go pee
while Corey's feeding his cat.
Okay.
Please mute it.
Did he go?
He went to piss.
He just got up to pee as I got back.
I should have pissed.
I was like, I'm not going to pee because he's going to be waiting.
Go pee? No, I want to be here.
How concerned should I be that I haven't heard back from my mother?
After her portrait fell off our wall and broke this morning.
I knew you were back because I saw a bunch of munk of s in the chat so I was like I know
this guy's saying something right now.
What the fuck it's an omen I know I met a messenger.
I was muted y'all my bad.
Yeah.
call her I don't know I feel like a like a like a weirdo what happened like I woke up
to my mother's like a picture of my mom fell off the wall and broke yeah okay face down
glass broken I messaged her I messaged her this morning was like oh how was the rest
some other's day I haven't heard anything
I don't want to be the type of guy in the clean even that shit you know
what'd you dream about last night
oddly enough getting like a hundred thousand followers on Twitch that way
isn't that sad well I don't know I wouldn't call any dreams sad it's more
like how was your reaction if your reaction was like yeah that's pretty sad if your reaction was like
that ain't nothing to a beast like me then that's kind of swag
how bad news for you oh no
no no no
Oh, I did the meat slide did you sweet I don't know man my brain was all fucked up.
I don't know what I was doing though.
No I hear that.
There's no consistency to like I'm telling the BC government to send out more Amber Alerts
cause like I remember my dreams when I wake up at 1 a.m.
Well,
they should be sending out like an Amber alert. I'm gonna say
we need more to the fire. I didn't say we need more child
kidnappings. I just we need more Amber alerts. Don't virtue
signal to me. You you woke up and said I'm glad that they sent
that out. I woke up and said, Oh, shit, I put I got my fucking
Kevlar vest on I got in my car and started scouting around 14
hours away from where the supposed kidnapping took place looking for a woman
of average height with her two biological children.
Okay, we're not this, I was out there combing the streets buddy.
That was a call to action that we received on our cell phone. I was like, excuse me,
have you seen, have you seen a five foot four mother of two with kids that resemble her?
Here's her name by the way.
The amount of pushback for me is making a joke.
this weird like action with you
made of yourself here
the government said we need someone with your skills and i said say no more
david
broke by one man might not like it just
no i i would literally i woke up i saw it and they went
and i'd press the button
as fast as i could to dismiss it before my wife and child woke up
and then uh...
went to reddit dot com slash r slash vancouver to see if anybody else was
posting about the amber alert and then I saw that a bunch of people were like
yep I saw it too and then I went
anyone else hate this fuck-ass amber alert okay but like we should be able to
criticize this one because they sent it out to the whole province and terrorist
British Columbia is 14 hours away by a driving from Vancouver they got to have
some nuance on the geo targeting. Otherwise, if this shit happens in San Francisco, they
might as well send an Amber alert up to BC as well. There's got to be some nuance.
I'm not saying never send out an Amber alert. I'm just saying like, do you have to send
it out with the klaxon that's like you are all going to fucking die right now also is
one in the morning and they couldn't possibly have made it to your location by now.
That's true.
And not to be the other side of the virtue signalers, I'm sure some motherfuckers were
tired as fuck at work all of a sudden, oh damn, my cardiologist is like, I'm feeling
a little faded today, sorry, I can't do your heart transplant, like, not to be, not to
be insane, like people wake up at night all the time, but like, let's, to wake up five
and a half million people let's make sure it's it's at least relevant oh shit
did you see the lightning last night I heard the thunder I did not see the
lightning man it's crazy well that wasn't that crazy but for out here it was
kind of crazy that I've ever seen lightning before lightning the type of
shit that has people on our slash Vancouver going like holy fuck yeah did
Did anyone else see that?
Big ass raindrops too.
It was like being on the east coast again.
I'm thinking it's got to be probably ramp.
Some outside.
I think they've made it look like there's a secret look at his cheeky little fucking
angle mate fuck they're at our spawn they're planting a what the fuck once again forgot
I'm not on the fucking tea side, bro
Look at it. He's going. What are you guys doing down there?
Other shots were kind of crazy though
Damn
They should add a
Fucking like a double jump. You're absolutely right or like for for a thousand bucks
You could buy like one co2 canister to put in your shoes so you could jump from sight to heaven
Okay, like if you threw it at your feet and then jumped on it it would go like and take you to heaven
You want the rocket jump yeah, yeah, just one rock just one
Anyone want to cover outside
AFK's got it, don't worry. Let's do this green. Travis.
Silo. Tulab. Tulabi.
Slumped one mini. Loved that for you. Oh, on A, on A with bomb.
Yeah, we lost Lobby man. That's crazy
38 and one I literally I saw I saw him get tapped though. That doesn't seem right to me. I
Saw he took five pellets in the in the guts
Just doesn't seems a little sus
Susular Adam they call him. Hey damn Adam Sessler reference
I give that reference to her Morgan connects them all
I'll fuck Lobby fast a fast a
time Korea respect teammates don't give a fuck
They see that 3B, but I don't know why they're on A.
I guess we're going through Squeaky.
When did 5Ks get so good at premier? Have you ever noticed that?
for you got the rare dr. Kivorkian kill did you see that no assisted suicide type shit
oh
my gun 49 damage in three rounds that's pretty good
I want to go.
I want to go.
And Corey's got 523 damage. Where are they coming every round Corey? I want to get some
util damage. I've seen them. I've seen them A.
What channel did they use to make their entry into A?
Uh, both.
Then squeaky and unsqueaky.
One's out high.
That'll help the damage down there.
Yep, yep. Should've switched to the pistol.
You can fucking see me, bro. Let me out, let me out, let me out!
Damn. Damn, I'm fucking zooming.
Oh, oh. You can shot from behind too.
There's only one left, man.
Oh, never mind.
Oh that's your guy shooting. What are you talking about? I shot him in the damn
solar plexus. It's not an AWP. Oh yeah it's around four we're over three.
Yeah, the tapir's got an AWP. What the fuck? The fuck is tapered? Our green yellow?
Yellow has AWP.
71 and one. Oh, I did a hundred damage, but spread exactly between two different fellas.
Now we fucking pop off, man. Damn, I didn't realize we're CT as well. That's fucked up.
losing the first three rounds on CT is devastating.
It's pretty bad.
Pretty bad.
Decoy.
Oh, man.
T-side going to be tweaking off that decoy, for sure.
They're going to be like, what?
What are they doing?
The humble headshotler.
One by red.
Yep.
Eyes are burning like I'm in a staring contest, man.
That's obviously the dude I headshot.
Went down, went down, Ben.
Squeaky.
Squeaks him.
my bad he's planting a he's planting B damn my hearing is fucking cracked man
I
Want to refund off that one. No damn that shit looks like a magic I
I did spray an L on there on the
Keyside truck. I love that
The Princess Pink loser
We're going to go to kill this round 233 damage no kills I literally have a headshot and I
have 71 damage in a moment to scout there guys pushing them outside it's working it's
working he's a god and it's part of his name actually one on the ramp more on the trophy
side purple let's push him together yeah let's do this together like maybe let's throw some
you tell Adam and push him.
Do you have his last one here?
Yeah, his last.
And the lobs?
Lobby clear, ish.
One guy said.
Outside silo.
Red box outside.
Jeez.
Gerald, what is the problem today?
Are you OK?
Been asking myself the same question, man.
Bro kind of fell off.
his hand rolls have been like seriously lacking
he's got to be like a hundred and forty if he's still around
i think he's still alive
i mean when you're a brand you'd like never die
they won't let you
Russell's real lucky
fast squeaky
shit shit
They're gonna be, they're gonna be.
Let's go through ramp.
You and me, brother.
Hoop!
Don't shoot.
Can you comms me purple?
He's still up, up, he's coming down squeaky now.
Yeah, they're both like in through the single door
To kill
Who kills that time and purple purple you're really fucking it up man you're fucking it up for the rest of us
Pressure no pressure purple you got 12,000 gold in your pocket, bro. You got 12,000 gill by some materia
He not by anything
Those literally he's quite chatting and stream right now. Sorry. I got this ranked in
One less love that
I saw him sneak back to the lobby.
Coming back towards the lobby, yeah.
Outside.
Great outdoors, huh?
I think they're under.
They're under the planting B.
But your loving arms down, baby.
Ooh.
Tin, plain, tin, plain, tin, plain, tin, plain.
There are double doors.
But your loving arms down, baby.
Check this out.
Did they have plants?
I love that.
Looks like you were pointing it at the guy you killed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
100%, bro.
I'm not going to be there.
He said doesn't know when I was holding up hidden body shots.
Yeah, doing something on holy.
Pretty good. Sam Neil.
Watching Dragon Ball Broly. Oh.
Silo jumpers.
Confirming your silo call.
Red box going secret, he said.
It might already be down. They are.
I see you Corey. Someone watch A, they said. We got a fella in hell. Bombs here, so.
Oh, he's single.
100%
W. W. Corey.
I'll be your teammate. Your teammate is on vents looking at the bottom of the ladder to see if he comes from upper
Okay
He made us looking the other way on vents
He hears steps they've grabbed bomb and killed you does it matter
He's grabbed bomb and killed you. He's also killed round one round one. Holy shit. W. Corey. No reason work out
No reason to push it off.
Greatest win of all time.
This is how it should be.
Corey and me neck and neck at the top of the team.
Let's do this shit.
Well, Madden.
It doesn't matter if we win, you're just wasting money.
Did he say that?
That's what I said, yeah.
YouTube is the worst thing that's ever happened to video games, man.
fucking I would know
nobody ever says well good job we won the round
it is a woman
i wouldn't have done it
but the gold graph is going to look really bad on that one
out swag one
on the trophy and also blew up his corpse with a grenade
Love that. Put a frag in his mouth and then made him bite down.
I really thought I had him. I really thought I had him, man. Where was he?
He was outside at spawn. Close to silo, but on the lower end.
I'll be your teammate again your teammate is looking at red box outside
The level of the first officer that was a great kill on your car, but also I kind of
deserve it because I wanted to talk so bad. I really wanted to talk so bad but I was like
don't do it, don't do it, let it focus. So if anything that's kind of like as a gravity
assist. Oh my god.
Oh, I blame my teammate. I blame my fucking teammate. Yeah, yellow, you... Now you're
down here doing nothing got mine all skill got mine
man that was kind of playing with a 10 inch or at least it's been straight at
the flash that's an okay interesting idea
I don't know what to do with it.
This is the dude who got you killed.
The dude holding the eye of force.
Honestly, it's crazy that you move slower when you get shot.
Like, if anything, I would be moving faster.
I would be like, game, get me out of there.
I just got shot.
up my ass on the ladder and slowed me down and then just left and like everybody rushing
to A. It's a $300 M4 skin. Yeah, whatever. I got like an $800 knife. I'm not good.
More you spend the less you got. Give it a think about it that way. He might be the
poorest motherfucker out there. Some people are so broke all they have is money. Type
shit outside maybe silo for sure
two dead minis
of the
I'm with you Corey where you popping out oh one more vent one last one your event
He was right side back.
The last guy.
Open the door!
That's fucking crazy!
They are flaming that guy for sure.
Flaming that guy for sure.
Oh, man.
I was just standing there, infusing the box.
I thought he was in the van.
I was like, there's no way you could get there.
What's the play?
IGL.
Ah, I know.
Yes.
B.
Ram.
Ram brush.
Ram brush.
I'm not the last man out of spawn I think I blew one of your up with a grenade.
Another one hell.
Is that thought I heard one? Oh, one down B.
What a ramp! Why didn't we go down the ramp? We had the ramp!
Or you got the bomb player.
I know, I know.
I'm your teammate's eyes. He's watching heaven.
He's nothing. He sees nothing.
It's heaven.
It's heaven. Confirmed. Your teammate has abandoned you.
Go hut. Good kill, man. Holy shit.
I'll just do the ace and plant the bomb.
Damn! The ace!
I'll just do the ace and plant the bomb.
BAM! The ace planer!
Wait, we could fucking win this, man.
Oh, you gotta buy a frag and throw it outside.
That's a ticket.
BAM! Bros. 24 and 9.
I'm feeling this nuke today.
I love nuke. I get so upset when people vote ban it for no reason and then we end up playing fucking anubis, bro
I have had the worst game of all time on nuke
One down miniature
Fuck it i'd win
Yeah, let's go. Damn rare re by armor type situation. I literally think for my
playstyle the Galile is better. It seems over the AK. It seems to have the
exact same accuracy. It does less damage but that literally doesn't matter if you
miss and it costs less money. So explain to me objectively how how the AK is
better. Bam, one blue box left. Like around there. Fuck it. Fuck it, I'm taking bomb
secret bro. Got mine. I'm with you. Huge. The hell was that? Sounded like control.
wasn't control much event
peppers my I'm with you Kim
ones on site above left or after yep I'm dead shouldn't have peaked
grenade oh shit motherfucker that was a good in mother fucker good initiate man
give me all my gas we're fucking fatter dude
he gagged me with the grenades no doubt about that
tell me I'll discombobulated
purple purple give me one good say uncle or I kill purple on this round right
now I'm not saying on pros on 20 ADR
I missed. Oh, fuck. Where was he? He's on this pin. He was right there. Throw a decoy
I'm freaking the fuck out making crap his pants
Huge W peak
I'm dead bombs right in front of secret you know where you got you from
There
There is you got him you got him you know where there is
You got him you got him. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm fucking here guy behind you behind you behind you above
Motherfucker
W comms Corey
I'm secret
I'm secret
Yes, mom is that secret really?
Because it looks like it's in the middle of like the oh never mind. I thought I had bomb
my bad ignore me the commler could be on hot
motherfucker man motherfucker he was in the one direction you didn't look I was
gonna go chill lobby for like half a second
I
You ran he wants to do what's the big be ramp? What who called him who called it?
Green maybe green bucket. We trust him six and thirteen desperate times call for desperate measures
You pulled it way back
You kind of push him
Damn purple is insane at swapping guns like they they've got some hours in the game for sure
Oh, oh one's down the guy didn't even see him bro. Yeah, he was blue uniform blended in with the stainless steel pillar
What the fuck our purple is good now I
I would you he was on site near near a pillar
Bebe
No, no, no
he's healed he's healing bro he's healing he's healing i didn't believe in any of that
No confidence whatsoever.
Very valuable round for sure.
There's a vibre set if nothing else.
Oh.
He's dead ass.
He's lucky.
He's lucky that they didn't have mechanism.
I would have taken a mechanism situation
and I would have remembered a unit for sure.
that's 250 healing and we bro
she's no joke
all of our pushing hobby
that was crazy
i bomb to dammit
service out
walters get
No damage taken.
All right.
They're on Econ too, I think.
Equal flash.
Flash flash.
I'm flushed.
Good try.
That round was fucked up.
the loud like angle checker here.
Oh, what is that?
Is he got that little bag on his gun?
This is thug life.
Crazy man.
What is this place?
Still got the price tag on it.
They are the moldy gloves.
Rose slumped on the roof like Charles Melton and made December
You see that one Corey Todd Fields, no good movie good ass movie men
I can't buy.
Crazy.
Somebody pick this up to mom. I can't buy.
You're dead ass second most breaded man. We're all in the same boat here.
What do you think player? I'm broke.
One big season.
I
Got it again. Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna hold frame on the roof with them again
Could be worse purple's fucking AFK
He's probably hitting the bong row
This
confidence
ten inches
but opens week you're gonna hit you're gonna have a job
i'm ready
many of the whole
park
literally hit a head shot but he has two helmets on
let's go around
mother fucker
stuff
The pod field is tar, you're thinking of Todd Haynes.
It's crazy how many of our best directors are named Todd.
I would not have expected it.
Who's the best director named Kyle, man?
Kyle?
Do we have a peak director named Kyle yet?
Do Kyle Gass help directing Tanisha's D?
Probably.
Wouldn't surprise me.
I'm Kyle Mooney, you guys haven't seen Y2K.
He just called me a spruced up knucklehead.
He wants to rush secret.
In this house, never mind I'm dead, in this house Corey makes the calls cause he's the
only person on our team who's actually doing anything.
So I'm a hundred percent not listening to anybody whose name is just one of the primary
colors I'll take it after free
damn
so no one's gonna try to get bomb huh?
or did you drop bomb in like a place we can't get it? yeah it's on top of silo
bomb is on top of silo
oh shit you can do this
They're on top of silo too. That's gonna be tough.
Is the enemy on silo?
Yeah.
I believe one is silo.
Should we comm assist on that one?
I don't know where he's going now.
You're gonna save off? Is that what's happening? Might be the move, honestly.
Oh, shit, we've only won, bro! I like that guy. Kyle Warkai. I forgot about that guy.
Who? Ah, he directed In the Mood for Love. In the Mood for Monster Energy Drink.
And if all that angels is true, it's true.
Goat moving, it's no balls up.
It's alright though.
They tried.
Allegedly.
Oh, they're on fire y'all, y'all right there purple?
I got a reef on my op.
They've opened squeaky.
His soul left his body.
Oh my god, he only shoulder puked me.
He's good.
What head shot you?
I don't really understand.
Simple, better eyes.
It's that simple.
I would like the wall.
No, it's more of a quarry thing to put the smoke in your mouth
down. Oh. Is there even if he
wins, is there anything more
annoying than seeing that your
teammate who's last alive has an
op? You're like, you know this
dude ain't going anywhere.
He ain't going to press the issue
at all.
Get ace, bro.
He's an ace, yeah
1500 bucks in my pocket, man
Rich coming from you, let's just keep the conversation here on on purple
There we go be
let's do it one really good guy be maybe
fuck it I got a headshot pick on the guy who opened squeaky fuck fuck fuck
I was going over there y'all.
Oh, not well. Not great.
He's dead.
Dan, the fellas out hot? Oh, the ones on hot.
One's on hot.
Papa hot.
I'm not sure what that is.
Papa Hut, they're calling it the best pizza place ever invented.
It's like above you.
Oh, one's heaven. And the guy just does not look around, man.
Just missed my flick. It would have caught him right here.
I've done a serpentine out through the top of the side.
Oh, that's rough.
Do we have money this round?
2700, bro.
No.
Oh, you cons.
You got to buy.
You got to buy on this one, though.
That's true.
11-11, make a wish.
I wish for us to win.
I wish for purple to get the 1k damage total before the end
the match. And then I wish that you give me a 4k this round because I spent my wish selflessly
on another individual.
fuck
he'll be smoked, he'll be smoked quick
he went down, he went down
yellow made it down for sure
damn
I'm just going to plant up here.
Huge.
I'm watching Mini.
They're coming from ramp?
In heaven?
They got the one on ramp.
Oh, good shake guys way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way,
wait.
M4 on the ground for someone, he said.
Is it better than the one I already have?
No.
No.
I don't know.
No, no, it's not.
Both skinless.
You gotta throw a grenade outside on this round, because if you get one pick it's over.
Do it, Corey, do it.
Do it, do it.
I don't want to go outside because I don't want you to.
I'm going to throw a grenade over the blue garage and get a kill.
Okay, I don't know why we would smoke that, but okay.
So we can get down to secret, bro.
Oh, you want to go secret?
I can't find it once we smoked it.
I'm dead. She's trying to help. I got one mini though. One left. Okay. There's one left. Oh, he's on he's on
In hut in hut. I've done damage to him. I shot him in the penis
Yeah
We've only one T-Shite nuke, bro
Let's go
W cori on now on for sure. W cori
And I suck for like the last six rounds too, I mean I was bad and purple was half as good as me
That's just scary you pulled it way back though. I mean if you just toss me an op I'll top frag. It's that simple
Got a problem with fiscal responsibility though because I spend like rounds two through six just buying the most expensive shotgun I can afford I
I got one more Amy before I have to leave the stream a little bit early to make sure
I make it to school for my daughter's thing.
Well, what's she doing today?
She's got stuff going on.
Oh, okay.
Don't really want to, you know, unveil the whole school calendar live in front of thousands
of people.
I'm just wondering if it was like a performance or something.
Yeah, yeah, I don't really want to get like more specific about it.
For obvious reasons, you know.
Egg eats, yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Damn.
I'm about to level up, too.
I've got two stars on my blue circle.
Yeah, she bit a teacher.
Bit a teacher on the arm.
Yeah, she bit, she bit, well, doesn't, the teacher's gonna have their name out there,
but due to the laws here, they can't name the kids.
So I told her to get in a few more before she turns 18.
I
Based yeah
And who's the I don't know I wasn't there. I'm getting it all second hand
So I don't know maybe the teacher was maybe the teacher smelled like fried chicken or something. I don't know
Like is she actually bite her teacher? No, man
And she's not actually by far.
I'm not sure how far we're going with this.
What's crazy is that you met my daughter like four times.
Yeah, 100% you know that she could bite her teacher.
You know that at least it's possible that she's
got the bite her phenotype.
So that's real and I can't be mad at you for that.
Any kid is capable.
No, but she's more capable than most.
But not all, for sure.
I'm not even so.
Yeah, yeah.
Look at the other team other team. They had a lot of they had a lot of good ratings on their team
Yeah, I don't want to play Mirage again
Inferno, I'm afraid I
Mean dust is up look at their 10k's are twice as good. They play inferno. Oh shit. They're fucked, bro
Okay, we're doing T first
Oh, excuse me, I'm dying.
Cat aggro, Phantom coughs.
Let's roll.
This next plague of locusts.
Oh, shit.
Plague of baggles, actually.
Plague of baggles.
Boy, you ever have men of Shevets?
The wine?
The wine or any but maybe the matzo
Yeah, yeah, definitely
I had it all
Did as good as it looks like a filter fish. No, it's not the wine anyways wines terrible
What where we going where we going squad? Why is that? Okay? All right
Well
All right squad where we going I don't know what he would be I think yellows afk man
Love that love that I flash you out a I get two picks I smoked the cross I
Plant the bomb I defuse the bomb easy and easy. There's one
There's two.
Along.
He's on the fucking barrel, bugle smoke.
That's smart. That's my honest thought.
I would use my bad smoke to my advantage,
but he used it to his advantage.
He was CT.
I like the revolver that says help.
It's got help carved into the handle.
You see T still
What he's on site going a what the fuck is that now you see team and trust me don't listen to these other fools
Guys our dude team karma's fuck dude
good quality to me nobody else loves you Corey only I love you listen to me
follow the sound of my voice it's it's already fuck why are you listening to
them listen to me it's so funny that's true on-site going a I didn't really
clock how crazy that fuck are you talking about
I'm flashing over at
I assume they're cat bro, they're CT they want to keep us from getting on the site
Horrible smoke we take advantage of that
Some CT
I mean, that's a save.
Okay.
He nodded his head when he saw me.
I think he recognized me.
Master Chief.
the galile is literally OP bro
there was a down nod you know what that means it means the fellas bald
third the call
Flash in my teammate and getting a pick.
Where's this happening?
He's on fire at the car.
Did you get him?
I didn't get him.
Someone got him I think.
Okay, he's pretty.
Double-climbed slur.
Planting?
Yeah, sure, block the plant spot, bro. I'm planting, man. I'm planting. I'm the guy.
Thank you for dying so I can clutch.
I love that. Even better. It stings more to get killed by your own gun. That's why you
go M4 over AK. Confidence is a huge part of Counter Strike. I just don't know how. I don't
I don't know if it's a hundred or like ninety five percent.
It's one of the two though.
We smoke it and go guys. Smoke it and go. Ready?
Oh no, I threw our bomb to an offer.
How does that not kill? He should be dead. There's one coming. Cat, be careful. He's
been killed already. Never mind. Disregard my console.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, man, no. What is this guy doing? Play at the pub?
Oh, shit, that was good, man.
But how swag would it be if you got collateral through you?
Did you know you got killed by your teammate?
Yes.
Okay, he shot you in the right tricep.
We love entry frag offers.
Well, I'm just gonna get two suicide and then probably flash along and get two and then get killed by the last one and
My ghost will plant. That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm calling this trial
One crossed two crossed
We got two on be ourselves for an interested for an amazing reason
We got a smoke in our fucking hedgerow, bro
I got my smoke.
I'm throwing a flashback.
I'm playing greedy as fuck.
One is on A.
Oh, I have bottom.
Okay, I'm gonna beat him.
You're a big dog.
Wow.
I'm gonna win A for you.
I think I saw the last one, CT.
Okay, guy just said A. Yeah.
I see his shoe.
We literally got both sites, just to prove that we fucking could.
Yep.
He's got beast mode, man, because I'm hungry.
It does help.
A little hunger helps and like one too many coffees, so the caffeine is probably just
finally entered three crossed, bro.
One crossback.
How are you seeing this and not shooting?
I don't have that kind of reaction time to be honest with you.
I don't have a second flash. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. They're coming from long doors. Be careful
Long door flank. I must have picked up some motherfuckers extra. You know, I think I just bought four grenades
That second flash is so important for me
Probably with the Mac 10 you could have owned that
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, good.
Back to Lumberge.
Back to Lumberge?
I hate when people say you gave them an AK.
You know, they sell it on both sides, bro.
Huh?
The fucking arms merchants are like, you know, they're neutral.
They're a neutral party.
Do they? They fucking do, man.
They have no scruples.
Fuck his life, fuck, bro.
Good shot, holy fuck.
He's on the cross.
One on site as well.
One on site is dead.
One on the cross is dead.
Yeah, they're both dead.
Sight's clear.
that was awesome
damnit
he's categorically
i fucked up my shots there
Oh, double ops for the end here.
Jesus, Corey, don't cry. You can rely on your opera.
Everyone is a one-shot gun.
There's a gun down.
You'll stay alive.
Just get behind your entry opera.
Every gun is a burning sun
Just what I wanted
To be smoked as I'm pushing cat that is the type of shit that you'd be into though to be fair
Why did they smoke that man?
Was that oh no, it was our guy who said smoke, right?
Probably you
Based on what I know about you
What a shot was an enemy smoke, okay?
Yeah, oh dude, he's fucking shot the smoke out of the air
Thank you for saving my life
I've been just I thought he's not a good round to be honest with you. It's not a good round
one. Don't worry, anime avatar has up in the bomb. I mean, he's got three kills, man.
He's 10 and three. I think he's got a good chance. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it should be 11
and three. He killed me too. Did he? I thought that was, I thought it was green. That might
be wrong
They should put Steely Dan in for MVP music
Can you imagine
Getting the last kill of an ace. It goes
I'm breaking no remorse
I got an idea. My idea is that they're going to rush tunnels because we go A every time.
So I'm going to take the bomb A. Crazy flash.
I'm solo with bomb at B. My teammate's been killed.
From where?
I'm at tunnels. I need help
Thank you. Thank you team
W team we smoke this and then we go back so they think we're going that way
It's called a ruse one mid
One cat
Yeah, I tried to throw it to my teammate, come in through the door, but bro said no thanks.
The hell happened.
What the fuck?
Pick reaction time on that guy.
I am the one
Beside of CT is last
I'll be pushing now. Are you gonna look for the kill?
Kill me
Kill me I hadn't get the rights. I said let's just hold the mouse button down and let it fly kill me
Kill me. I did 82 in two kill me
I want to die every moment is pain every round is pain every every round that I play is misery when I hardscope
It's misery when I shoot its misery my gun doesn't name every moment is misery. I want to die. I want to die
Animals are leaving
Wrong crash out. I'm afraid but it's alright
We should just go long again because we won every round we went long
Let's go long
Last year I'll get 10 kills. Here we go.
How bad have body blocked the grenades when they hit us all?
There's gotta be one like in the smoke or car.
Oh.
What the heck?
What the heck?
I got him holy fuck
I
Yeah
The teams redeemed a little redeemed right you guys hate me redeemed well you traded one round for the next
Needed the Koi a decoy
Perfect decoy spawn too
The classic perfect decoy spawn yep
Oh, apparently we're going that way learn that from the dog. Yep
And this teammate did
Hey, there's one in the tunnel hope this helps
I've killed him with a frag grenade. I've added one to my stat track frag grenade
He's on site mousepad too small
One left. He's in the window. Oh my god.
Oh come on man. Yes! Thank god, thank god man.
One guy on our team was like, man, if I could get our shots, I would have had that guy.
He'd have taken my shot if I had that guy.
That's how it works, yeah.
100% man.
That's how it works, buddy.
You want it to swap? I'll swap. I don't care.
Blue wants an off.
It's on the ground, bro.
Leg them.
One crossed.
Damn, is there anybody on the other team?
We're pushing.
Cat and CT?
CT
They got him
Damn also attack the teammate or whatever you see me crying about it
Basically just ruining his life before we kill him. Oh, he's up here
See cat cat cat
Right as I threw a grenade
I
See and then you hit that and it goes it's your favorite for him
And you will come back imagine how demoralized would be to be killed by someone who outed themselves as middle-aged based on their MVP music
That would shut it falls. You see it all
It's your favorite for a movie
movie. I hate getting a bee spawn. Bro bee spawn is crazy. What you hate is buying armor.
You start throwing grenades with me it's like three free kills per round man. I feel like
they never go through one. Then they start saying stuff there they are. There they are
bee. They start saying shit like who buys incendiary round one that's not in the YouTube
video
talking about any world
would be swag I thought you had him king
are you giving CS lessons at 4k?
They won't be, by the way.
Because I know how to play against other 4-case.
For pros, I don't know.
It's a whole different game, man.
But in my level, honestly, the equest kind of OP.
Damn, hell of a shot.
15 and 1, 100 and 2, 35 and 1, 32 and 2.
I saw all four people.
Imagine if you'd thrown a grenade in the tunnel.
Just think about it.
you how much damage did you get 55 and 4 turns out there's just one fella down
there I'll buy anything I'll buy a grenade and throw it in the top dude it's
it's fucking swag is what it is a grenade is literally a $300 lottery
ticket doesn't that sound good if I win
smoke long yeah this time I don't think they came this way unfortunately you
can't win the lottery every time
one mid he's on cat now oh I think we got him wow crazy
I want it done. I want a gun. I want a gun. I want. Oh, you weren't going to do shit with
the Nova. Come on. I was going to take it. That's a that's a me gun. That's a me gun.
drop the Galeel. Yeah, ask for me. Damn blue titanium too.
I
Man I kind of hate this go Leo
No stat track or nothing
Nothing be you may contact with the enemy
Me talking to a plan one be
flashed b
that's what might be tunnels
yep
or not
maybe rotating
i'm also rotating i'm using my body as a radar pin
he's long
Yeah, it's not long for this world.
Love it.
I'd be able to fit in one.
How long is the average counter strike game?
Fifty minutes?
Forty-five minutes.
I could fit in one more for sure if we win this round.
No pressure.
Loses on purpose.
Go, go, go!
No pressure.
Got on top.
I tried to go El Duce mode, that's my bad.
That was long doors.
Long big doors.
Crazy shit.
What the fuck around? Holy shit, man.
Damn.
That guy's icon is crazy.
I know it's like a triangle with a circle inside of it.
It's insane, man.
Oh, oh man, some of you know what that is probably.
Are you talking about the other one? It kind of looks like the top half of a rib cage or something?
No, it's like a bald guy with glasses and a scraggly beard sucking on a pacifier and it's animated.
Oh, shit.
Kind of Wojak-esque, yeah.
It's a woe jack sucking on a binky.
That's part of having a kid is when you're out in public and you see like a seven year
old kid with a pacifier and you're like damn I'm parent mugging them for real.
But then honestly you get a little bit older, you get a little bit more nuanced and you go
every kid's different.
Maybe if I had that kid I'd still have him on a pacifier too.
I'm not even gonna fuck with you, but the black pill on parenting is that like good parents bad parents obviously there is a difference
But I think like 80% of it is controlled by the kid. I
Think a lot of good parents are literally just I mean their system players
Let me put it that way
I think they got drafted into an organization that happened to have a very good kid with an easy temperament
And I think a lot of bad parents just happened to go to a dysfunctional organization like the Vancouver Canucks to be honest with you
They were set up in a position to fail.
I think I got a targeted sex hotline phone call.
Oh, damn. Have you seen Punch Drunk Love?
Yeah, in theaters.
Damn. Damn, 24 years ago.
He says, oh, I was set for a bike ride and got my jeans caught in the bike chain in the
bottom rift.
That was the voicemail?
The voicemail was, I was going out for a bike ride, but I ripped my jeans in the bike chain.
You're not hearing it?
No, sorry.
I got scared.
at first I was kind of upset but then I thought about just cutting them off and make those
really short shorts you know that's crazy man yeah and at the end of the every one
of these calls it says if you wish to opt out for many further promotions press 2 3
times I push you in the chat so like that's just confirming you're real I'm like what
What do you mean?
You can't.
Are they legally required to take me off the list?
You've seen the movie, bro.
Ain't nothing legal about what that mattress salesman's
doing.
It's a scam.
I know it's a scam.
I can't get them to stop calling me.
They call from a different number every time,
so I can't even just block it.
It doesn't work.
Let me teach you a little secret about voicemail.
you have one new message to play this message press one
sir
message deleted
you have no new messages
these are funny though because like the the iphone does the thing that we're
like gives you a transcript
yeah visual voicemail
yeah yeah it's funny
who signed up for it it was me i've told the story before it was an accident
wall
not an accident i thought it was a joke
kind of was
this is audible
uh... i'll be banning overpass
because i learned the
fucking smoke man
oh i don't want to play mara
well then you two fucking pay mara
there's already four votes on overpass
well i don't want to play overpass
i know that it is our tea side start to say because i know the smoke
i know the smoke so let's start to decide
all that is to start
but i was like
it was an in-game phone
at the end in phone call
okay guys i smoke the window
policy
Let's go Marvel at my incredible smoke.
See if I smoke connector.
W smoke on connector.
Still leaves a little bit at the top, to be honest.
I need to get a headshot a little bit at the top.
But yeah, maybe YouTube shorts are goaded.
I literally learned tech in 12 seconds.
Maybe the kids are on or something.
I guess I don't need to have a smoke grenade for mid, round one, huh?
What's the play on it?
B?
Double flash, frag, round one, let's do this.
He said, fuck it!
Yes.
And green...
is asleep at the wheel.
Could be good if he sucks at driving.
Life is but a dream, bro.
the
good fucking kill good fucking kill
did you see the order with which we pushed out of sight though holy shit
okay I got one and I got
We got one does need a gun.
Stole stalling for time.
Oh, he has he is the one he has the one.
The pretty funny profile picture as well.
OK, smoking in.
Can you tell them can you tell them you're going to throw smoke?
Wait for smoke to bloom and then go mid.
We're going to throw smoke.
We have a smoke to bloom. Go mid.
Change this thing. Yes, I'm saying yes.
Change this voice for it.
Oh my god, our smokes almost hit each other in the air. That would have been catastrophic.
That would have been catastrophic.
Oh, perfect. Smokes, brother.
Damn.
I'm flashing over top for you, Corey. I fucked up.
Close your eyes.
one's on site it's hurt though
one's in Mercado
what the fuck you're alone mom are you think I'm so scared man they one more
mid and then you know that guy behind you oh oh just bike alleles please just
bike alleles so we can win every round because it's the best gun w comms by the
way Corey that was a good call
My team needs to buy Galeel's, man.
They don't respect the Galeel.
I should go A this time too.
If he may die to heaven, I'm going to go pick up his gun.
I'm going to stop the flank, I mean, and get his gun.
i don't know what this fucking guy is doing
looks on me bro, he didn't even have a gun
oh, the best gun
there's one's there of them left side
i'll be honest
i'd really thought i was gonna have
i really thought i was gonna have one
as we need to get galeos
seventy percent of our team
our teams kills
not a team kills seventy percent of our teams kills are with galeos
okay i'll go with the mood with you i've never shot it through it's sold to
shoot him in the head
same thing with every other gun
poor man's AK yeah and you're always saying shit like it I'm broke
I have bomb.
It's a loud ass size 12's back there too.
I'm not sure.
The boom on that head snapped back like crazy.
The large guy died to a...
...deagle in mid.
Oh fuck.
Where's hell, lads?
Pray they're unmedicated and just wait for them to come down. I got I got your back covered Cory
Swag
Let's see money weed
Oh fuck he's window. I don't even see where the fuck he was. Was he in window? Yeah, he's in the window
I'm just gonna say and obviously these maps are balanced for good players. I'm never walking out of that fucking tunnel again
One second after walking out of that tunnel. I die every single time. It's never gonna happen.
I would rather run out the apartments. I'll take my chances running out the apartment balcony than then go to that tunnel
We did just kind of fucking stop on the balcony
That's an average B rush. I'm not even smoking a window here.
Average B rush is like, never stop for any circumstance and then you fucking get there
and they're like, I'm scared.
W connector smoke.
Fuck it. Eagle pick with the eagle.
He's killed me. Which seems pretty fair.
pretty fair honestly given the circumstances
he was in his base
that was a good try
damn, what a shot
tough one
ambitious plant
What are you playing man?
Good fucking try no matter what I'm saying nice try it not mine I say because that means I believe you can't lose now
I'm gonna say nice try
Yeah, give me a text version of YouTube shorts for how we get out of the spiral we're in a mirage right now
We smoke. Number one, we smoke mid. That's a given. I can't buy smoke. Actually, no what? No head armor. I get shot in the head and deserve to die.
Okay, and then having done that, let's step two.
Why are they shaking their head like they're smoked?
It's pretty hot.
He thinks they got off.
He thinks they got off.
Bro, they're smoked.
They're fucking smoked.
Why, I've got bomb top of mid, bro.
They are smoked.
Did you push cat or?
Yeah.
One's rotating window.
Your steps connect there as well was my teammate getting killed
I've been flash mid. I'm about to die with bomb mid. No, I'm gonna clutch up
Confirmed up down window
I'm going through apartments to be where you at Corey. I'm in apps
Ones on site
ones on site
is that confirmed yeah oh good try brother good try one's bench and back
it's right back there he was
tried to bend my knees so I wouldn't make noise
oh he was there planting for nothing
I think I'm going to get my
easiest game in my life to be honest with you.
What's your heart rate?
Once I got a login to my watch first.
To get my own 61.
Alright, allow.
Nothing wrong with that.
That's probably from 10 minutes ago when we were in queue.
So we'll just do that every round.
Oh no, we got a Jinxy viewer, I think.
What's wrong with that?
Except for, I mean, I got beefed with him because the dude flushed me, but you guys should be pretty chill.
He's doing, uh, what did I read?
Or whatever.
Jinx does when he talks.
I'm not familiar with that, to be honest with you.
I
Steps connector
Yeah, he ate that one I
Think window maybe
Your window I think that's our team that step in near you Corey you might be right don't don't listen to me
I mean, I can't make it
He's killed me with bomb top of mid
I guess I'm learning. Good kill. I should not just go top of me and wait for both
smokes to dissipate. I guess I have to go somewhere. Yeah, you need to use the smoke.
Good kill. Who'd you kill? Window?
Mid to B is bread and butter. Oh shit, he bugging put his feet down and said not today.
red and butter is smoke window split B two apartments to cat take control of the
site
see that's YouTube shorts for text man they should invent that in San Francisco
You two words.
I need to move.
Deep breath.
Long exhale.
I'm so lucky I killed that guy in Windows because I was fannicking so much.
bro that was great that was like anyone else would have run and guaranteed their
death only you would have stuck it out man
who they almost crossed again I wonder if they can hit each other I would bet
that they could
Or your smoke kind of didn't it didn't quite hit right man. It didn't work
I didn't kind of you can still see the top of my head. I could have killed him. It's not your fault that I died, but
What a shot holy fuck
One left I'm all be your a teammates eyes
A is clear
They're on Kat. You have killed him, as you know.
We're too late for that, unfortunately.
Dude, we pulled it back. We're feeling good.
It's all good at Applewood.
That one round spiked my adrenaline.
I'm not recovered
Each on that one damn it looks like we're going a this time. Let's fucking do it, man
For you for you get the bomb. We're going a brother. I have the bomb. I have the bomb
W-Wanus W humility
Other we're doing the same thing every time I thought so too my teammates had different ideas
up in jungle they got they got the sight so
the young one jungle the young one yep he's mollied off his own ability to enter
the site. Okay. I don't really know. I mean, that was an interesting situation. What do
you think, Corey? First time chatter. I haven't seen a player here. I'm amazed how you make
this truly bottom of the barrel gameplay looks so entertaining. W Northern Lion. You think
that's a case of like low social awareness or deliberate trolling. Either way, enjoy
your last message. I'm asking you do you think it's trolling or do you think it's a teacher
biter? Teacher biter? I think it's trolling for sure. Yeti burner account. Here's something
near window
The Bench the Benchler
the
fucking kill
that's one bench
still on bench
huge grenade opportunity so late
yeah
I want to brag I did five and one to him somehow.
Oh, and then I can go up next round as CT.
Oh, oh, Cory.
Cory, we're kind of swagging up here on the east side
barrage.
The hell yeah, dude.
The smokes that we've learned here have really
opened up this map to us.
Yeah, it's really changed the game.
We don't just run down mid with no protection.
I guess they're going to die now.
of the smoke so that was covered because they're like oh shit they're doing the smoke thing
you're doing this milk thing mid
you're doing this milk thing
and this guy's kinda
he's being really good at entry kills
under under
holy shit
Oh, those are bullets.
Love this. Love this.
Who got swagged?
One more. CT.
CT.
I saw a shadow instillate and killed him. That's so embarrassing. 53 and 2. Motherfucker, man!
No, no, no. We resigned. Resigned. We don't deserve that one. I don't deserve that one.
You guys did great.
I didn't do anything that one you're doing enough man you're doing your part look at this 13 and 6
it seems like they only have two players on their team that's kind of like what the penguins have
been doing for like at least 7 or 8 years now.
I don't know if we want to do A. Slime going out.
You're the bombler?
Yeah, I'm with the other 4 people on our team.
I'm right next to you?
Confirmed.
the truth and I'm and a motherfucking lie, bro, I mean, on my flame. Oh my god, oh my god,
There's one underneath me. Oh my god.
I don't know why I hurt you.
Damn it.
We take one with us.
There's another one over there and then maybe jungle it.
Maybe hear him.
I'm not saving anything for the swim back brother. Oh, no
Oh, he's a Molly behind you if you want.
No, no backseat.
Oh.
Pretty good try.
Pretty good.
In my head, I saw like in a dark pictures anthology game, I saw me throwing the Molly and then like burning to death with my own Molly.
my own Molly. Yeah. Yeah. I
said no, no, no. We ain't
going to be doing that today.
That would have been really funny,
though.
Imagine the clip of that.
Hear me out. Literally every team
on earth does apartment rush round
one.
You're going to be in an apartment.
Every team on earth does apartment
rush round one. That's why you buy
a grenade round one.
I'm going to be a
just in case.
okay okay okay oh my god mother fucker man they're a a a good thing I saved my
utile honestly that body block might have just saved us
oh yeah they're they're all over there's swarmed like a bunch of little rats
they're on to 28 seconds to piss me off
no man that's crazy
whoops didn't mean to say that
how'd you do that? I don't know I think I'd move
the red button?
throwing into grenade, grenade!
they've smoked window, they're taking our advice
one cap
confirmed
made him rethink his life choices
split to A
they went to A?
fuck
up there they're all over us
good luck to you Corey
damn ok that was kinda swag though
damn I did do 87 and 3 holy cow
yeah I didn't get much damage on that guy
They need a Galil on CT side.
I'm gonna block their mid smoke.
This is the only game on the internet you play.
I got 4v1, someone said try to isolate fights.
You're gonna have to tell them that, to be honest with you.
smoke landed I fucked up slow I don't know what he just opened a mic and just
went ah I think that means apartments
I
Incredible flash incredible flash
Motherfucker you see now you're getting it
We got to be able to hold like a sight for a couple seconds
Maybe this is like I do you like to go A or B. I
I don't care I can play either side you go a because you're close to a I will be every round that way
We always have at least some people at each
As I am the only one at B I am going to rethink my purchases flash day
For me seems like a heaven
Yeah, you're all A.
Okay.
Yeah!
It's great, all right!
I like this.
You always go A, I'll always go B.
Could be the move, man.
Could be the fucking move.
I guess the play.
I know you till cover apartments sure bud whatever you say
Halus is empty he said and I'll think it's a nothing cat
One cat.
It's a mid-push, I think.
Bombs down apartments.
Damn.
Damn, our teammate that I was ragging on is actually the one.
one. Don't need a gun. He's been
doing well. Yes, man. Open it up. Open it further. It's so stinky.
Two little guys smoking weed out my window.
the same man sounds like the same
being at home on a me
sounds a lot like the same man
interesting smoke also kind of sounds like a
I got weed in the smoke and I don't smoke mid sounds like
Zaza, am I right, but I don't smoke.
Oh, cat. Plots, cat.
W, kill, Corey. Bombs down on me.
I'm going to burn to death just to make him lose points to friendly fire.
Killing myself to change the course of his life.
The most punitive he made of all time.
Getting him banned from the game.
i wonder if that could happen if you kept killing yourself on your teammates molly on purpose
they haven't smoked mid this time they've only smoked connector
the shit apata man
what the fuck are you doing bro get through the door
Is that an A push?
No, wrong.
A B push, sorry, B push.
No, that's right, as fuck.
Oh, fuck!
One still conned.
God damn.
Nice shot.
Whoa!
Who's left?
Maybe Haps?
Oh!
Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, developers,
developers, developers, developers, developers.
Or he's up to.
I think Kawai's got him in a bind, to be honest.
Yeah.
It's a Japan guy.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Oh, okay, after you.
Okay, I'm never doubting our orange ever again.
I thought our orange was annoying, but actually he's demandarin'.
I'm a no-barrow.
Apartments?
One top mid.
You go flash.
Flash in compost.
Top mid.
two apartments one now is a van
One top mid too I think.
How does that not kill?
How does that not kill? Look at the piece of him I left on the fucking wall.
Last one Kat.
Oh my god.
Oh let's go!
Jesus Christ.
Oh man.
was very concerned about that huge well played around
yet he had a good one I got cops in my watch and they won't come okay okay you're
you're doing it wrong man, right?
I don't really know about all that.
Some, some, you tell A?
A.
I'm the root brother.
Oh shit.
That was fucking burning man.
I'm sorry
Cory
I've had no three good games in a row. Okay, you have been kind of you hit fucking limitless you hit you took the drug from limitless, bro
Cory's on the limitless drug pass it on
Don't tell don't tell you're gonna ban me
They haven't made that shit illegal yet, the FDA doesn't exist.
They labeled it a supplement and said, fill your boots.
I do like that the last round our one guy that goes to the palace.
Alright y'all, apartments?
Last guy goes to the palace every round, got deagged in the palace.
They're out. They're out. They're
out. They're out. They're out.
They planted the bomb on side.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I don't
know what that. That's great.
You're in my scream, right?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But there was
I will say in your defense, I do scream like that on occasion, but every time I scream
like that is because I saw, I see a dude.
I never screamed like, well, one time I saw a chicken
earlier today, but
I think, I do think it's really funny that Yeti just
added you
He didn't, he added some big stuff, he added some big things
No, he added you before that
I didn't see that, he's now off the screen
Every message he's
already fucking highlighted, it makes no difference
Yeah, yeah, yeah
A
Yeah
They're flashing a oh shit, they're all here. It's a big time for a view of the main
On D. Oh, it's my teammate. There's my teammate choosing to get burned
and I'm going to be the winner.
Let's go.
We'll put it literally one of the easiest games of all time.
Oh, we ranked you up. Yay. Yay.
So, thank you for joining me, Corey. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, GGS.
I'm out of this beast. Yeah, man. Enjoy later. Have fun. Bye.
of the parent teacher conference because my kid bit a teacher. You know what? Actually, that's W.
You should find a joie de vivre wherever you can. It doesn't have to just be going to like a
county fair or seeing a movie or whatever. You should try to have a little wanderlust no matter
what. I'm going to send you over to my wife for like a couple minutes.
And I'm going to eat some lunch. Goodbye. Hello, Ghibli. Hello, Ghibli. Ghibli, we won every game.
13-0. Goodbye, Chibley.