WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:28.200 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's pretty good. 00:28.200 --> 00:32.360 Rarely is the first comment after going live, that good. 00:32.360 --> 00:35.980 Declaring Atoah on NL's chat. 00:38.120 --> 00:41.280 Damn, that would be a good day for a guy like me. 00:41.280 --> 00:42.920 I could really go for a Kettleman's Bagel 00:42.920 --> 00:45.520 and escape down the Rideau Canal. 00:45.520 --> 00:47.720 Kettleman's Bagel's mentioned, by the way. 00:47.720 --> 01:01.720 I think Kettleman's went downhill, but I wasn't there to see it, so I don't perceive it to be real. 01:08.720 --> 01:09.720 Damn, Spinny Boy. 01:09.720 --> 01:20.560 taking up the mantle of the Yeti, the reference absolutely sweet Marie. Where do 01:20.560 --> 01:29.040 we fall on absolutely sweet Marie? It's in the bottom half of songs on Blonde 01:29.040 --> 01:35.360 au Blond, in my opinion, which would put it pretty close to the top half of songs 01:35.360 --> 01:38.360 that have ever been made ever, for sure. 01:48.360 --> 01:50.360 They're all a different game, I beg you. 01:50.360 --> 01:54.360 I played seven hours of Directive 8020 yesterday, man. 01:54.360 --> 01:57.360 I played seven hours of it. 01:58.360 --> 02:01.360 Holy shit, that was a fast cue. 02:01.360 --> 02:03.360 What the fuck? 02:05.360 --> 02:15.600 Did you really stream an extra two hours because you wouldn't want to finish it otherwise? 02:15.600 --> 02:22.160 Yeah, man, you gotta, if you're 80% of the way through a task that sucks, you should 02:22.160 --> 02:24.240 just finish it, man. 02:24.240 --> 02:40.800 If you can finish it in one day, you should finish it. 02:40.800 --> 02:41.800 The stream was awesome. 02:41.800 --> 02:43.560 I don't really care about all that. 02:43.560 --> 02:44.560 I had a bad time. 02:44.560 --> 02:45.560 I'll never do it again. 02:45.560 --> 02:46.560 Just kidding. 02:46.560 --> 02:47.560 It was pretty good. 02:47.560 --> 02:48.560 I was telling Chibli because he asked. 02:48.560 --> 02:49.680 I was not on prompted. 02:49.680 --> 02:55.840 I was telling Chibli because he asked about it. 02:55.840 --> 02:58.040 I said, you know what's interesting about games like this? 02:58.040 --> 02:59.960 Is that right now, I hate it. 02:59.960 --> 03:04.040 And I was looking at the reviews, threads for it. 03:04.040 --> 03:06.920 And genuinely, every American reviewer 03:06.920 --> 03:08.720 seemed to, at the very least, like the game. 03:08.720 --> 03:10.960 And the only people who agreed with me were Italian. 03:10.960 --> 03:14.880 So last night is how I discovered that I may actually 03:14.880 --> 03:21.180 Italian which is kind of like a swag upgrade for me but then also the 03:21.180 --> 03:28.860 interesting thing is that in a week I will forget about the parts of it that 03:28.860 --> 03:33.380 I hate and I will instead only remember the fact that I actually thought the 03:33.380 --> 03:37.340 story was like half decent and in two to one hundred weeks when the next super 03:37.340 --> 03:43.140 massive game comes out I'll be like it's let's play this I can't wait 03:43.140 --> 03:49.080 You flatten it's like a panini your memories are like a panini man. Oh 03:50.160 --> 03:52.160 That's too how original 03:52.780 --> 03:54.780 I love it 03:57.060 --> 04:01.940 Your memories are a panini is what I'm trying to say let's I'm the only person who voted man 04:01.940 --> 04:05.000 We should have started T side so when we were down at the half we could say 04:05.980 --> 04:07.980 It's a CT sided map 04:07.980 --> 04:17.700 what's the name now I'm Orson Welles staco plover if you guys seen f for fake 04:17.700 --> 04:23.100 Orson Welles last movie also the only Orson Welles movie I've ever seen 04:23.460 --> 04:30.140 nope just gonna I just got it I just got it oh I'll make it my move 04:30.140 --> 04:43.720 he got me dude super massive game based on Marty Supreme would actually be peak we could 04:43.720 --> 04:51.540 finally give that fucking pretentious endo a taste of his own medicine god endo pisses 04:51.540 --> 05:00.120 me off really good movie obviously good movie but endo's smug attitude just god he's irritate 05:00.120 --> 05:18.600 getting men. 3B, huh? The fuck is this, near Automata 2? Oh, that's gonna sting! First 05:18.600 --> 05:25.120 grenade headshot in history yep yep 05:30.640 --> 05:37.880 oops boys you gotta turn comms on you gotta turn comms on guys turn guys you 05:37.880 --> 05:43.280 gonna turn your mics on you got it in while the music plays you work by 05:43.280 --> 05:46.880 I can delight those San Francisco nights. 05:46.880 --> 05:48.280 You were the best in town. 05:52.800 --> 05:53.800 Keenan, you here? 05:55.760 --> 05:58.720 Everyone stopped and stared at your chemical emotional. 05:58.720 --> 05:59.720 What does he say? 05:59.720 --> 06:03.080 Everyone stopped and stared at your chemical, 06:03.080 --> 06:06.240 your chemical, something like that. 06:11.840 --> 06:12.680 We don't need this many. 06:12.680 --> 06:15.000 Maybe we do need as many fellas as we can. 06:15.000 --> 06:16.000 I don't know. 06:16.000 --> 06:20.040 Am I the type of beast to stand here and get wandied at the top mid? 06:20.040 --> 06:25.320 Oh, I'm the type of beast to get an assist on an obvious kill. 06:25.320 --> 06:35.600 Pissed me to fuck off, man. 06:35.600 --> 06:38.080 Literally a horrible spray pattern right idea. 06:38.080 --> 06:42.640 Did you see how quickly I hit the crouch on that one? 06:42.640 --> 06:45.640 Your voice chat is on, King. 06:45.640 --> 06:56.640 Yeah, I did turn comms back on, but I think I might have only turned it on for me and not for my teammates, which is not what I meant to do. 06:56.640 --> 07:01.640 If any teammates are listening to this, I did not mean to just blast your ears. 07:01.640 --> 07:07.640 I should be on push to talk as well, so you shouldn't even be hearing this, but if you are, I apologize. 07:07.640 --> 07:18.040 Do you guys like Asia? Do you guys like Asia or Gaucho? As far as Steely Dan albums go. 07:18.040 --> 07:26.880 What's your favorite broken social scene album? I think there's three acceptable options. 07:26.880 --> 07:29.640 Is there an A? If you can hear this, they're at A. 07:31.480 --> 07:33.080 By the long doors? 07:38.680 --> 07:43.580 By the, la la la la la la la la la long lead doors, come on! 07:43.580 --> 07:45.880 Oh, that was a great shot, I thought I had it. 07:47.880 --> 07:50.280 Girl, I'm gonna make you sweat, 07:50.280 --> 07:53.080 Sweat till you can't sweat no more. 07:53.080 --> 07:55.580 And if you cry, 07:55.580 --> 07:58.160 I'm gonna do it some more. 08:01.880 --> 08:02.720 Anyway. 08:04.120 --> 08:06.040 Vernon Wells versus Orson Wells. 08:08.160 --> 08:09.200 Tough. 08:09.200 --> 08:11.600 Center field, I'm taking Orson any day of the week. 08:15.760 --> 08:16.760 Why? 08:16.760 --> 08:17.880 Which is what? 08:17.880 --> 08:18.720 Why? 08:18.720 --> 08:31.440 I did some fucking damage that round even though that looked bad it was actually really 08:31.440 --> 08:39.140 good. 08:39.140 --> 08:40.140 I got an idea. 08:40.140 --> 08:48.580 I throw a decoy long at first they go oh shit shots long then they go wait it's a decoy 08:48.580 --> 08:57.580 They run into the decoy and that's when I throw the frags. 08:57.580 --> 09:00.520 Oh shit, long. 09:00.520 --> 09:03.460 One flash long. 09:03.460 --> 09:12.700 Don't over commit, I just got scared. 09:12.700 --> 09:16.780 Greatest decoy of all time y'all. 09:16.780 --> 09:19.220 I'm actually, I'm swagged up, I'm a god. 09:22.060 --> 09:23.400 I got scared by my own decoy, 09:23.400 --> 09:25.740 I almost killed myself with a grenade, holy cow. 09:27.980 --> 09:29.820 My own decoy jump scared me. 09:37.420 --> 09:39.380 That's how you know it's effective, man. 09:39.380 --> 09:41.380 That's how you know it's effective. 09:41.380 --> 09:42.220 Ooh. 09:42.220 --> 09:49.080 We're really out there crawling like vipers through these suburban streets, man 09:55.860 --> 10:01.700 Yes, sir, it's the second time this has happened you sound like dr. Doofenshmirtz or whatever his name is 10:01.700 --> 10:04.740 I don't know. I was too old for the show by the time it came out 10:04.740 --> 10:09.780 But at some point you got to learn the lingua franca of the internet. I'm kind of loving the oversized poncho 10:09.780 --> 10:11.780 Is that Valenciaga? 10:12.220 --> 10:14.220 I'm throwing smoke. 10:14.220 --> 10:16.220 I'm throwing smoke. 10:16.220 --> 10:18.220 Grenade out. 10:18.220 --> 10:21.220 Wounded five long. 10:21.220 --> 10:24.220 We throw the molly in deep, deep. 10:24.220 --> 10:26.220 Deep. 10:26.220 --> 10:28.220 Part of it got immediately extinguished. 10:28.220 --> 10:30.220 They made it up cap. 10:32.220 --> 10:34.220 They're on site. 10:36.220 --> 10:38.220 I'm too good, I'm too good though. 10:38.220 --> 10:40.220 I'm too good, they can't make it on site. 10:42.220 --> 10:48.540 Not not long term not long term anyway bombs down at the on cat at a site y'all 10:52.660 --> 10:54.660 Guys 10:57.540 --> 11:01.340 Yes, I'll match him whim for him now 11:05.380 --> 11:09.140 Damn I am the one the one you know what I'm talking about 11:09.140 --> 11:13.280 Yeah, I've been a medieval times once on my grade 8 graduation trip 11:13.280 --> 11:38.720 You get the 10k if you learn the 5 shot technique. 11:38.720 --> 11:48.920 okay pyme pyme from killbill the hell is going on there 11:48.920 --> 11:53.620 have a door to not do it without its fez on 11:53.620 --> 12:02.620 steps long doors 12:02.620 --> 12:04.620 I 12:05.820 --> 12:07.820 Love this game 12:15.340 --> 12:18.220 In a little clean with it yo yo orange check this out 12:20.380 --> 12:29.300 Huge huge love that now I don't want the AK. I want you to take my pistol. Oh damn never mind my bad. Oh gee 12:32.620 --> 12:42.460 Two quick ones. 12:42.460 --> 12:43.460 You go Molly. 12:43.460 --> 12:44.460 Yeah, good. 12:44.460 --> 12:46.960 I like the flick. 12:46.960 --> 12:47.960 Good movement too. 12:47.960 --> 12:48.960 Holy cow. 12:48.960 --> 13:02.460 30 seconds into the round, starting to get a little impatient, not going to lie. 13:02.460 --> 13:09.380 This has all the hallmarks of a get three kills up cat 13:12.460 --> 13:15.900 Let me flash over top yellow I got you let me flash over top 13:18.140 --> 13:20.140 Forget that 13:23.500 --> 13:30.100 Fellas are on long doors bro in the pit they're in the motherfucking pit check this out 13:32.460 --> 13:39.860 I mean, he's in for a world of hurt if he's down there. 13:39.860 --> 13:40.860 I wanted to kill, though. 13:40.860 --> 13:41.860 I wanted to kill. 13:41.860 --> 13:48.660 I got a message from Corey already. 13:48.660 --> 13:54.420 I didn't think he'd be ready until 9.30, so 9.14 is already, yes, sir, sorry, didn't 13:54.420 --> 13:57.420 Expect the early fragger. 14:02.420 --> 14:04.420 Chorus, Chorus, my bad, OG. 14:05.420 --> 14:06.420 Move! 14:14.420 --> 14:17.420 You grenade? You will grenade? You will grenade? 14:18.420 --> 14:20.420 Okay, we rushed there, I'm not taking my kills this time. 14:20.420 --> 14:24.400 When they're this demoralized you have an obligation to make it worse 14:30.480 --> 14:37.120 Look at that you see that fucking movement. Oh, no, they'd be taking my kills play with confidence. Damn what a shot 14:45.140 --> 14:49.060 They're on site like web y'all wait they already killed them all 14:50.420 --> 14:52.060 Awesome. Thanks, brother. 14:54.060 --> 14:55.060 Motherfucker. 15:00.820 --> 15:01.660 Two in one. 15:02.300 --> 15:03.860 Okay, man. Okay. 15:05.660 --> 15:10.060 MVP for an ace round? Only because you got my kill, because I softened the dude up for you, but whatever. 15:15.980 --> 15:18.260 I'm telling Corey we should be done soon. We're eight and out. 15:18.260 --> 15:30.100 I said we'll be done in 13 rounds. That's right we're gonna win 13-8. Orange is 38 damage, man. 15:40.100 --> 15:44.340 Oh, they're not gonna see this coming. Oh, they are not gonna see this coming. 15:44.340 --> 15:49.760 Very interesting smoke too. 15:49.760 --> 15:54.340 Fuck it, we push. 15:54.340 --> 16:01.340 I'm bad, y'all. 16:01.340 --> 16:09.340 Embarrassed, it took me two shots. 16:09.340 --> 16:12.180 Two pretty fucking clean shots, though. 16:12.180 --> 16:19.180 two pretty clean shots. 16:29.180 --> 16:35.180 I guess brother, good luck charm. You like how they swap jerseys after a football match? 16:35.180 --> 16:39.180 Take one of those. 16:39.180 --> 16:41.580 oooooooh 16:47.920 --> 16:49.680 the hell was that, man? 16:50.440 --> 16:51.640 they're in tunnels 16:54.080 --> 16:54.780 smoke 16:57.000 --> 16:58.680 I'm so sorry 17:00.340 --> 17:02.080 I'm so sorry, man 17:04.860 --> 17:06.880 I know the smoke lineup tutorial on YouTube 17:06.880 --> 17:10.360 promise that it would make you a beast on T side dust but you got to be doing 17:10.360 --> 17:14.320 something a little bit different than that just a little bit different than 17:14.320 --> 17:24.560 that damn the 10 and 2 like Doyle Brunson man 17:24.560 --> 17:37.320 I gotta open some boxes. 17:37.320 --> 17:45.400 I just don't. 17:45.400 --> 17:49.600 Like stopping the long rush is crazy because I'm the only beast who's got the stones to 17:49.600 --> 18:13.360 rush you along. He's reloading to my right right there. 18:13.360 --> 18:22.880 fell like it's slumped oh shit oh oh shit oh shit even saw him you're never gonna do it without 18:22.880 --> 18:29.600 your fans on oh I could have gotten in the flash man 18:34.880 --> 18:40.240 106 damage on round 12 is kind of devastating and it's kind of devastating 18:43.360 --> 18:49.720 one more maid slot my lord yeah but until they let you take two frags 18:49.720 --> 18:53.920 I don't need four grenades 18:53.920 --> 18:57.920 mother fucker man where'd that wall come from 18:57.920 --> 19:03.120 swag 19:03.120 --> 19:10.120 you see my life flash before my eyes for a second there 19:14.160 --> 19:15.160 Smoke. 19:20.760 --> 19:22.060 Molotov. 19:23.660 --> 19:26.060 What the fuck are we- What are we doing?! 19:29.960 --> 19:31.960 He burned to death, holy shit. 19:36.560 --> 19:38.560 Used to be like, I killed him and then it was like, 19:38.560 --> 19:41.560 it was like a flash of light hit me in the face. 19:43.360 --> 19:59.440 Decoy long into a Chernobu spam plant a let's do this jumps 19:59.440 --> 20:18.400 watch this huge the Michael do play flash now I don't think so now I don't 20:18.400 --> 20:25.640 think so now I don't think so okay who's next we're out long y'all push them 20:29.440 --> 20:31.440 Who got the smoke? 20:31.440 --> 20:33.440 I bought decoy, I couldn't afford. 20:33.440 --> 20:36.440 Oh, I planted my feet! 20:36.440 --> 20:39.440 I planted my feet, I really thought I had them, to be honest with you. 20:46.440 --> 20:47.440 Oh, what a shot! 20:47.440 --> 20:51.440 He folded like a shooting gallery at the carnival. 20:51.440 --> 20:53.440 He's in pit. He's in pit. 20:53.440 --> 20:56.440 Oh! 20:56.440 --> 20:58.440 Oh, shit. 20:58.440 --> 21:03.420 How did I do two in one bro my decoy hit somebody 21:16.840 --> 21:18.840 Easy money bro 21:22.800 --> 21:25.700 Shit lieutenant rank 21 don't I got a box off of that? 21:28.440 --> 21:40.080 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, graffiti. Yes. Sure, man, I'll take a case, obviously, 21:40.080 --> 21:44.480 but I've got to get the graffiti. It's been so long since I've had any graffiti. 21:44.480 --> 21:49.480 You talk to my good friend Corey. 21:49.480 --> 22:02.480 Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches with fat asses. 22:02.480 --> 22:04.480 Who is this in your profile picture now? 22:04.480 --> 22:05.480 That's Orson Welles. 22:05.480 --> 22:07.480 It is Orson Welles. 22:07.480 --> 22:08.480 That's Orson Welles. 22:08.480 --> 22:10.480 Ah, the French. 22:10.480 --> 22:11.480 He knows. 22:11.480 --> 22:12.480 He knows the champagne ad. 22:12.480 --> 22:19.480 I don't know. I don't know. 22:19.480 --> 22:22.080 Can you invite me? I'm Orson 22:22.080 --> 22:25.320 Wells take over. I see that. 22:25.320 --> 22:27.320 I'm already in the party. I 22:27.320 --> 22:29.320 just wanted to say it. I know 22:29.320 --> 22:31.320 what's that? I need to do it. 22:31.320 --> 22:33.320 I need to do it. Oh, I have so 22:33.320 --> 22:35.320 much graffiti. I didn't even 22:35.320 --> 22:39.320 know about. Yes. Oh, did weekly 22:39.320 --> 22:42.320 rewards reset? They did. 22:42.480 --> 22:46.320 I mean, the pink L is huge graffiti, man. 22:46.320 --> 22:47.880 Yeah, they have a purple one right now. 22:47.880 --> 22:49.360 And then open in a crib. 22:49.360 --> 22:51.320 This is a eblon. 22:51.320 --> 22:54.440 If you can drop this on the enemy spawn in the Tom Cruise 22:54.440 --> 22:58.920 suite, you officially win the any percent. 22:58.920 --> 23:00.200 Eblon? 23:00.200 --> 23:03.360 You know, it's that e-mode of the guy's eyes 23:03.360 --> 23:06.000 keep popping out of his head, and he's like sticking his tongue. 23:06.000 --> 23:07.240 He's being silly. 23:07.240 --> 23:07.760 There you go. 23:07.760 --> 23:10.360 Someone put it in 4K for you. 23:10.360 --> 23:10.840 I see that. 23:10.840 --> 23:11.600 Yeah, there's a lot. 23:11.600 --> 23:15.040 skin in my yellow country teeth so damn true court favorite song on the clap your 23:15.040 --> 23:18.880 hands say yes self-titled and you can't say the skin in my yellow country teeth 23:18.880 --> 23:24.920 sorry you ratted off a lot real fast clap your hands say yeah the Brooklyn 23:24.920 --> 23:31.560 band from 2004 now that everybody's here can we please have your attention 23:31.560 --> 23:38.680 there is nothing left to fear man I haven't listened to them in a long time 23:38.680 --> 23:41.680 Alec Owensworth. He's got a unique voice. 23:41.680 --> 23:43.680 I don't think I could name... 23:43.680 --> 23:47.680 I mean, besides the song you just named, I don't think I could name a song. 23:47.680 --> 23:49.680 Come on, come on. 23:49.680 --> 23:52.680 Bro, I don't got that capability. 23:52.680 --> 23:55.680 Well, they have one song that's called Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. 23:57.680 --> 23:58.680 Okay. 23:58.680 --> 24:00.680 Clap Your Hands. 24:00.680 --> 24:04.680 Now I can name two. 24:04.680 --> 24:09.680 I don't know what I'm saying. 24:09.680 --> 24:16.680 Ooh, that the cool goddess rust, rust away. That's pretty good. 24:16.680 --> 24:23.680 Not a big clap your hands. Oh, yeah, guy. Did you did you like the the follow up one? I only really remember underwater you and me. 24:23.680 --> 24:30.680 I didn't like their sophomore album as much. 24:30.680 --> 24:34.040 enjoyed their first one a lot. You 24:34.040 --> 24:35.440 strike me as the type of beast that 24:35.440 --> 24:39.880 was really in our ratatat. Really 24:39.880 --> 24:41.880 into ratatat? You strike me as the type of 24:41.880 --> 24:46.400 fella who was obsessed with my morning 24:46.400 --> 24:53.640 jacket. No. You to me, I think you 24:53.640 --> 24:55.680 really fucked with we still love you 24:55.680 --> 24:58.320 Boris Yeltsin or somebody still loves 24:58.320 --> 25:00.640 Boris Yeltsin. I don't know who that is. 25:00.640 --> 25:05.640 You were going crazy over Minamina. 25:05.640 --> 25:06.640 Yep. 25:06.640 --> 25:07.640 Yes! 25:07.640 --> 25:08.640 Yes! 25:08.640 --> 25:11.640 Yeah, when I was like 7 years old. 25:11.640 --> 25:13.640 Not the Minamina. 25:13.640 --> 25:16.640 Oh, well, no, I like that one. 25:16.640 --> 25:17.640 What else was it? 25:17.640 --> 25:22.640 You strike me as the type of motherfucker who knows all the words to insist they're by tapes and tapes. 25:22.640 --> 25:31.320 I think you're the type of motherfucker whose favorite wolf parade album isn't Apologies 25:31.320 --> 25:35.520 to the Queen Mary. 25:35.520 --> 25:37.400 Not a big wolf parade guy. 25:37.400 --> 25:41.120 Motherfucker man. 25:41.120 --> 25:42.620 I mean I'm impressed. 25:42.620 --> 25:47.440 Your name and shit, I'm looking them up. 25:47.440 --> 25:50.600 I bet your favorite album of 2006 was Pink by Boris. 25:53.840 --> 25:56.480 No. 2006. 26:00.760 --> 26:02.520 I'm fucking crashing out, man. 26:03.680 --> 26:05.480 I wish I want to I want to participate. 26:05.480 --> 26:09.160 I kind of like this indie crossing over with John Edwards, but though. 26:10.040 --> 26:11.160 What the fuck is this? 26:11.160 --> 26:13.760 I'm getting I'm getting vibes of. 26:13.760 --> 26:18.440 Um, I'm getting James Murphy vibes from someone in the audience. 26:18.440 --> 26:21.560 There's someone in the audience who likes LCD sound system to hold the whole 26:21.560 --> 26:22.600 audience, puts up their hand. 26:25.560 --> 26:26.480 I like music. 26:30.400 --> 26:31.680 Fucked up hidden world. 26:33.740 --> 26:36.720 I only know the chemistry of common life, to be honest with you. 26:39.000 --> 26:42.280 Corey, you would seem like you would have fucked up a the savvy fav album. 26:43.760 --> 26:45.760 That's not only what man 26:46.960 --> 26:52.120 Called the pots and pans. I didn't know you fucking bald so deep 26:53.480 --> 26:55.960 Read a lot of pitchforkmedia.com back in the day 26:56.640 --> 26:58.640 this makes a 26:59.160 --> 27:05.420 Ton of sense. I bet you fuck with the dirty projectors though cuz they have that one album. That's based on the black flag album 27:06.320 --> 27:08.320 Rise above 27:08.320 --> 27:18.040 I don't even know if I listen to the dirty projectors. 27:18.040 --> 27:23.280 Most of my music that I fucked with, I mean you're in the right era for sure. 27:23.280 --> 27:24.280 Yeah. 27:24.280 --> 27:29.640 But it was like, you know, 98 to 2005. 27:29.640 --> 27:33.920 But yeah, you don't know Crush by Jennifer Page. 27:33.920 --> 27:35.640 I didn't listen to the radio. 27:39.440 --> 27:48.380 I had a car stereo with a CD player and later in ox input from my iPod. 27:48.760 --> 27:49.260 Mm hmm. 27:49.300 --> 27:49.880 With the tape. 27:49.880 --> 27:51.840 Was it like you put the tape in the tape deck? 27:52.600 --> 27:54.040 I did have that for a while. 27:54.040 --> 27:56.000 I've had that until like 2012. 27:56.200 --> 27:58.800 And in 2006, it was kind of like, what are you doing? 27:59.080 --> 28:01.360 By 2010, it was like, damn, this shit is awesome. 28:01.400 --> 28:03.000 It's kind of awesome, to be honest. 28:03.920 --> 28:07.840 In his vulva in his vulva 28:09.160 --> 28:11.160 Dead-ass real story 28:11.280 --> 28:15.600 Mouse family growing up or at least when I when I was in high school with them. They had two cars 28:16.760 --> 28:21.280 They were both the exact same Volvo station wagon one was red one was green 28:22.200 --> 28:24.560 And at the time I kind of made fun of them for it 28:25.280 --> 28:29.820 As I grew up I was like damn well guys I got six bullets left where there I'd be 28:29.820 --> 28:36.740 I gotta pull back. Oh no bombs down cab man check that out Chris the Christmas of all those 28:36.900 --> 28:40.840 Yeah, but like honestly turns out they were very reliable automobiles 28:42.620 --> 28:48.740 Holy shit, I got him with my last bullet and I got his own. Oh, and then I was hot and they caught me slipping. I 28:49.860 --> 28:51.860 Just I just kind of stood around 28:53.740 --> 28:55.740 This held my angle 28:55.740 --> 29:05.020 frame them. You can do a model. 29:05.020 --> 29:09.060 What's a model? He doesn't know. 29:09.060 --> 29:13.420 So model is like Omegle, but it connects you to someone with a gigachad filter. 29:13.420 --> 29:18.780 Well, no, you just you look at the camera and then it judges you and tells you who's 29:18.780 --> 29:21.940 mugging who or whatever way that's kind of awesome 29:21.940 --> 29:28.540 one long another long 29:28.540 --> 29:32.060 okay bombs down long doors 29:32.060 --> 29:35.380 go got 29:35.380 --> 29:38.100 mid mid lots mid 29:38.100 --> 29:43.100 a sweat OG 29:43.100 --> 29:45.100 Oh, fuck! 29:45.980 --> 29:48.300 I'm kind of crazy, man. I'm kind of crazy. 29:50.140 --> 29:52.140 Shaka dude, one insane. 29:54.940 --> 29:59.660 You did get a 3k. I'm not trying to diminish. I know I feel I mean I got my MVP. I got my MVP. 30:03.580 --> 30:10.860 I shot like I've shot like three bullets doing pretty well then 10.66 damage per bullet and so then 30:14.100 --> 30:18.140 Quick man, they don't wake up and just feel like your eyes are just like lagging behind 30:19.140 --> 30:21.680 Yeah, increasingly like as I get older for sure 30:22.900 --> 30:26.280 Definitely for like a half an hour yesterday. My vision was like 2% blurry 30:29.500 --> 30:34.180 He said cat you didn't hear that did you I did not hear that you fix this 30:40.700 --> 30:42.700 I'm on cat 30:43.100 --> 30:50.540 I got you purple, you don't need to be. 30:50.540 --> 30:54.420 Last one we saw, cat. 30:54.420 --> 30:55.420 Or not maybe? 30:55.420 --> 30:56.420 Nevermind. 30:56.420 --> 30:57.420 Bomb's there. 30:57.420 --> 30:58.420 Can you make this shit? 30:58.420 --> 30:59.420 Oh shit. 30:59.420 --> 31:00.420 He's long. 31:00.420 --> 31:01.420 There come the long stepper. 31:01.420 --> 31:02.420 Oh shit. 31:02.420 --> 31:03.420 He's long. 31:03.420 --> 31:04.420 There come the long stepper. 31:04.420 --> 31:05.420 Oh shit. 31:05.420 --> 31:06.420 Oh shit. 31:06.420 --> 31:07.420 Oh shit. 31:07.420 --> 31:08.420 Oh shit. 31:08.420 --> 31:09.420 Oh shit. 31:09.420 --> 31:10.420 Oh shit. 31:10.420 --> 31:11.420 Oh shit. 31:11.420 --> 31:12.420 Oh shit. 31:12.420 --> 31:15.220 The counter-terrorists, please. 31:15.220 --> 31:17.500 He's a political feeder. 31:17.500 --> 31:20.660 Hey, it's Boba Fett. 31:20.660 --> 31:23.340 That guy's got Boba Fett. 31:23.340 --> 31:28.060 Is it Boba Fett, but he has bubble tea armor? 31:28.060 --> 31:29.220 No, it's just Boba Fett. 31:29.220 --> 31:32.140 It's just a really basic picture of Boba Fett. 31:32.140 --> 31:33.900 Oh, damn. 31:33.900 --> 31:36.540 From Return of the Jedi. 31:36.540 --> 31:39.180 Return of the Jedi, when he gets eaten by the Sarlacc? 31:39.180 --> 31:41.660 I think it was just before that, I think. 31:41.660 --> 31:44.260 Not Empire Strikes Back when you still kind of swagged up. 31:45.460 --> 31:48.060 No, it's looking like it's a desert image. 31:48.500 --> 31:51.200 Yeah, that sounds like it sounds like Return of the Jedi. 31:52.160 --> 31:52.740 Is it mid? 31:57.040 --> 32:00.140 Whoa, there's one car along, but that's OK. 32:01.700 --> 32:02.080 I don't know. 32:12.300 --> 32:14.300 Bro cracked my helm a little 32:17.540 --> 32:19.540 Yeah, one more one more top mid 32:21.500 --> 32:23.700 The doubled Corey young me 32:28.100 --> 32:31.500 Yeah, bomb over there. Oh shit. Yeah, I'm sure 32:38.060 --> 32:40.060 Then for brother I'm on route 32:41.900 --> 32:43.900 Watch out purple 32:45.380 --> 32:47.380 Damn me fucking whip his head 32:51.660 --> 32:55.040 Nice fun fun, okay, you got it 32:56.420 --> 32:59.360 Huge good around nice. I said you guys 33:02.900 --> 33:04.900 Oh 33:04.900 --> 33:06.900 Yeah, how about that? 33:08.100 --> 33:10.500 Stickle plough, huh? 33:10.500 --> 33:14.820 Halfway through the movie, he's just talking to the camera, and then he looks at a waiter and says, 33:14.820 --> 33:17.060 can you take this away and bring me the stickle plough? 33:18.420 --> 33:21.820 It's so swag. I think he might have been the first guy with swag. 33:26.180 --> 33:28.180 He's a wild guy, man. 33:29.380 --> 33:34.220 Or was, I guess, ripped. Never know. Could be a, could be an elaborate hopes. 33:34.900 --> 33:56.900 the smoke middle. We used to smoke mid. Remember that? Like our generation. 33:56.900 --> 33:58.900 Oh 34:06.020 --> 34:08.020 That's one's cat man 34:13.340 --> 34:15.340 Siberian cut true 34:17.660 --> 34:22.220 Yeah, we run this down honestly if they didn't kill him I had him dead the fucking rights man 34:22.220 --> 34:24.700 This is this is a fucked up round man. I 34:24.700 --> 34:28.780 I don't even want to say anything. I don't want I don't want to jinx it 34:32.740 --> 34:40.260 Do you ever get a you ever get gas lit by your cat mm-hmm. How so I might need to elaborate more. Yeah, I 34:43.580 --> 34:48.380 Was in the bedroom this morning and I farted and it stunk so bad mm-hmm 34:48.380 --> 34:50.380 I 34:50.900 --> 34:52.900 Had to check my pants to make sure 34:53.860 --> 35:00.780 That's insane obviously, but it was so bad. I realized you took a poop in the litter box 35:03.500 --> 35:05.500 It was the cat was this melt 35:05.820 --> 35:09.820 Yes, I was worried was in your fart, but you did fart correct. I did fart 35:11.660 --> 35:13.660 He timed it 35:13.660 --> 35:18.300 Oh my god, sorry, I almost shot you in the fucking head, bro 35:22.700 --> 35:26.160 Shooting Corey another one two more two more all here 35:31.380 --> 35:35.300 Here's a terrible call out I realize apologies. Well, I knew where you were so it's okay 35:35.580 --> 35:40.140 Damn, I can see your icon in the bottom left. I can see your icon saying some shit. Yeah 35:43.660 --> 35:45.660 I 35:45.900 --> 35:49.140 Said better than no call-out. I just know what to do with that story 35:49.140 --> 35:55.180 I know well, which like you didn't really get gaslit by your cat. It sounds like you you farted and he poops 35:57.300 --> 36:03.460 It's not like he said you made it smell bad you gaslit yourself visa v your dad visa v your feline companion 36:06.340 --> 36:10.880 Getting too French for me is that Latin he's a Latin 36:10.880 --> 36:12.880 Oh 36:14.360 --> 36:16.360 Is that Latin 36:19.320 --> 36:23.320 Heard you brother, I heard you running with your fucking loud ass boots 36:27.360 --> 36:29.360 Made made 36:32.600 --> 36:36.320 How does that not kill he's behind Xbox 36:36.320 --> 36:43.320 Oh, he's not. He's rushing me. Oh, that grenade really hurt. 36:43.320 --> 36:50.320 Oh, did you see his spear leave his body, man? 36:50.320 --> 36:59.320 That's more my speed. 36:59.320 --> 37:01.320 So wow 37:04.240 --> 37:06.240 Yes 37:08.720 --> 37:13.920 Did you wake up with a close-up I woke up when you come into my head last night you son of a bitch 37:13.920 --> 37:23.920 Oh, that was embarrassing. 37:23.920 --> 37:27.920 One rush beat. 37:27.920 --> 37:29.920 They're throwing some utility. 37:29.920 --> 37:32.920 I didn't mean to call you that. 37:32.920 --> 37:33.920 Yeah. 37:33.920 --> 37:38.920 Oh, that sounded A long. 37:38.920 --> 37:49.200 I just wish you didn't swear like I think the message of the song is pretty good 37:49.200 --> 37:51.400 but I wish you didn't have to resort the cursing. 37:51.400 --> 37:52.400 Oh! 37:52.400 --> 37:55.400 I wasn't paying attention. 37:55.400 --> 37:56.400 Sorry. 37:56.400 --> 37:57.400 It's 7-1. 37:57.400 --> 38:05.080 It's weird to wake up with the song stuff in your head that you haven't listened to. 38:05.080 --> 38:06.080 Oh man. 38:06.080 --> 38:08.080 Happens all the time to a guy like me 38:08.560 --> 38:10.560 Yeah, well 38:12.240 --> 38:16.360 You want something I probably have not heard for 20 years, but I get stuck in my head like once a month 38:16.760 --> 38:22.600 Get out of the way by I think it's by the vines. It's the vines or the hives 38:24.080 --> 38:27.040 Yeah, they're the same they occupy the same space in my head for sure 38:32.040 --> 38:34.360 You seem like the type of beast that had one be tons 38:37.040 --> 38:40.720 You seem like the type of beast that had hate to say I told you so on repeat 38:43.920 --> 38:49.040 You said told you so do what I want cuz I said what I do because I wanna 38:52.520 --> 38:56.440 Did what I don't cuz a pretty room because I got a 38:59.120 --> 39:01.120 One faded beat tunnels 39:02.120 --> 39:06.400 Lights was too bright for him. Okay, that was that was staircase difference, but fair enough 39:06.400 --> 39:08.400 He's heavily wounded at the bottom of B tunnels 39:11.800 --> 39:13.800 Freaky box 39:14.800 --> 39:16.800 I'm down cat 39:20.200 --> 39:23.340 Why it looks like you got killed by by an angel 39:31.120 --> 39:31.960 I knew it. 39:33.960 --> 39:36.040 I said one, two, three, take the bomb and plant the bee 39:36.040 --> 39:38.480 because you look so fine and I'm really gonna smoke the line. 39:38.480 --> 39:40.560 Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, 39:40.560 --> 39:42.200 I said you look so fine and I'm really gonna 39:42.200 --> 39:45.000 smoke the line, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. 39:47.080 --> 39:48.480 Dude, Minecraft parodies are dead. 39:48.480 --> 39:50.840 We should use some Counter-Strike parodies. 39:50.840 --> 39:51.680 Oh! 39:54.360 --> 39:56.000 Oh, it hit them on the, 39:56.000 --> 39:58.680 I'll tell you, it hit them in the fucking eyebrow, man. 39:58.680 --> 40:00.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah, playtime, playtime. 40:01.120 --> 40:23.080 I like that. She's an up down girl. She'll be living. Well, yeah, because up down. She 40:23.080 --> 40:31.120 be trading it for an a k a because it suits it better when she plays oh and 40:31.120 --> 40:43.240 she's gay oh just trying to give it a little broad appeal but you better not 40:43.240 --> 40:51.080 spray better not spray little more CS coated I panic there's two long doors 40:51.080 --> 40:56.080 I'm sorry, blue is chilling with an op, they're gonna get it. 40:56.080 --> 40:57.080 Yep. 40:57.080 --> 40:58.080 Oh, tons. 40:58.080 --> 41:07.080 Oh, come on, this fucking op-er, bro. 41:07.080 --> 41:09.080 Shoot your shoulder, dead. 41:09.080 --> 41:11.080 Op-er head. 41:11.080 --> 41:18.080 Still remembering to sit when you pee. 41:18.080 --> 41:22.080 when you pee. I actually got out of the habit. I appreciate the reminders. The accountability. 41:26.160 --> 41:27.200 Now you do what you want, King. 41:30.000 --> 41:30.800 That was awesome. 41:40.800 --> 41:44.400 I think sitting makes more sense. Above all else, I consider myself like 41:44.400 --> 41:51.400 logical to a fault. Sitting does make more sense in all ways, except temporal. It takes 41:51.400 --> 41:55.400 very slightly longer. Oh shit. 42:00.400 --> 42:01.400 Oh shit. 42:06.400 --> 42:10.400 I feel like when I sit down I want to like take 42:10.400 --> 42:12.400 Yeah, you can't take your phone out. 42:12.400 --> 42:17.500 It feels like it if you sit down to pee and you take your phone out you're definitely like you're cooked 42:17.500 --> 42:20.280 Yeah, it's just like it's more of a commitment there 42:23.200 --> 42:25.200 You just look at the wall for like 42:27.360 --> 42:29.360 11 seconds or something 42:29.840 --> 42:35.280 Yeah, I mean like nowadays we're gonna have like magazines in the bathroom. I mean you're peeing though. We're talking about peeing 42:35.680 --> 42:37.680 You bought me a 42:37.680 --> 42:39.680 Zeus 42:39.680 --> 42:48.560 One suicide smoking nothing 42:48.560 --> 43:02.280 You're not getting any of that, right? 43:02.280 --> 43:03.280 You didn't hear shit. 43:03.280 --> 43:04.280 Nothing. 43:04.280 --> 43:05.280 None of that. 43:05.280 --> 43:06.280 Oh. 43:06.560 --> 43:08.560 Well, it was fucking none of us 43:10.300 --> 43:13.900 Scout on cat damn my ears are good 43:21.400 --> 43:24.080 One is track one off a funeral by arcade fire 43:24.080 --> 43:43.880 That smoke is going, that smoke is on inverted time, that's tenant smoke. 43:43.880 --> 43:46.920 That smoke was like going into the grenade, did you see that? 43:46.920 --> 43:49.440 No, I didn't. 43:49.440 --> 43:52.640 One's a CT spawn, there's one in our CT spawn. 43:52.640 --> 43:54.640 Ah, op decoy as well. 43:56.640 --> 43:58.640 Where's op decoy? 43:58.640 --> 44:00.640 Op decoy's mid. 44:02.640 --> 44:05.640 I just mean what did the words mean when they put the gun in the right place? 44:05.640 --> 44:08.640 Ah, he threw a decoy that wasn't op. 44:08.640 --> 44:10.640 Oh, okay, I see. 44:10.640 --> 44:12.640 He was playing op sounds. 44:17.640 --> 44:19.640 I'm giving my swagger back. 44:19.640 --> 44:20.640 Nope. 44:22.640 --> 44:26.000 Yeah, this school responsibility man by and bees mind be 44:27.440 --> 44:32.160 I what would we all throw all of our equipment on the ground and then just run in and whatever you get you fucking get 44:34.120 --> 44:36.120 That'd be fun 44:37.360 --> 44:40.980 All right, I guess you guys are doing a all right. I'll go cat I guess 44:45.640 --> 44:47.640 Every cat boy 44:48.560 --> 44:50.560 Oh, yeah 44:50.560 --> 44:52.560 I was like A long. 44:52.560 --> 44:54.560 I would plus two. 44:54.560 --> 44:56.560 One cat is low. 44:56.560 --> 44:58.560 Oh, not cat. Sorry. That's long. 44:58.560 --> 45:00.560 Not bad. Not bad at all. 45:00.560 --> 45:02.560 Even liar, y'all. 45:10.560 --> 45:14.560 Just due to the way the names lined up, I literally thought you turned into a terrorist. 45:14.560 --> 45:18.560 The way you walked out of the door at the exact same time that the T walked out of the door. 45:18.560 --> 45:23.440 Oh, it was like I was like damn Corey switched up his whole fucking look man 45:24.720 --> 45:26.720 He aced 45:29.120 --> 45:37.520 Corey's flow man, whenever I see like the red-headed terrorist. Yeah, I guess so Archie Andrews 45:41.760 --> 45:45.920 I hear your brother get me out here. I mean where we going looks like they're in a rush beat 45:45.920 --> 45:50.920 What are we doing here, boys? 45:50.920 --> 45:51.920 Let's see. 45:51.920 --> 45:52.920 They rush B. 45:52.920 --> 45:53.920 They rush B. 45:53.920 --> 46:05.000 I throw a decoy down mid and they go, holy shit, they pooled their money about an op. 46:05.000 --> 46:13.520 You should get decoy assist. 46:13.520 --> 46:20.520 If someone gets a kill while a decoy is active, it should count as a decoy assist. 46:20.520 --> 46:22.520 Oh, that's pretty quick. 46:28.520 --> 46:29.520 One tunnels. 46:29.520 --> 46:30.520 It's on, it's on. 46:30.520 --> 46:32.520 That was a crazy shot. 46:32.520 --> 46:33.520 It was a crazy shot. 46:36.520 --> 46:37.520 I suck. 46:37.520 --> 46:38.520 I suck. 46:40.520 --> 46:41.520 Thanks for that. 46:41.520 --> 46:42.520 We fucking got it. 46:42.520 --> 46:45.520 Damn, I fired 126 shots that round. 46:47.520 --> 46:48.520 What? 46:48.520 --> 47:00.220 I did shoot my own guy in the back I did do that part the decoy is OP 47:00.220 --> 47:07.320 I think it's pretty good that's true when did I start saying I suck in rounds where I get two 47:07.320 --> 47:14.880 kills like right I'm recreating my friend Apollo from base principles I'll flash myself out long 47:14.880 --> 47:22.240 and uh get three kills and push up 47:22.240 --> 47:26.240 i'll die i'll die long doors with the galeel 47:26.240 --> 47:29.600 ooo 47:32.480 --> 47:35.600 one beat tons at least 47:35.600 --> 47:49.240 crazy plays from from our agreeing on that one insane plays 97 and 4 come on brother that 47:49.240 --> 47:57.360 sucks hate that we are broke huh you ain't broke if you got a little steel in your pocket 47:57.360 --> 48:05.680 No, I'm talking about it goes from Halle Berry to Halleluja. 48:05.680 --> 48:07.920 You're a knife, I think. 48:07.920 --> 48:11.600 A gun. 48:11.600 --> 48:16.760 Everybody go and respect the shooter. 48:16.760 --> 48:18.760 How? 48:18.760 --> 48:21.760 How? 48:21.760 --> 48:25.760 Oh my god. 48:25.760 --> 48:26.760 my god 48:26.760 --> 48:28.760 i got a fucking body block bro 48:36.760 --> 48:39.760 this is why you don't buy ak's round 2 as t 48:40.760 --> 48:41.760 five ish 48:42.760 --> 48:45.760 everybody has fucking ak's on the other two 48:47.760 --> 48:48.760 give me his armor 48:49.760 --> 48:50.760 oh 48:55.760 --> 49:08.200 I feel like we might have a a B to mid like a tunnel tunnels to mid or alternatively a 49:08.200 --> 49:10.400 B angle or a cat angle. 49:10.400 --> 49:13.680 They're a little aggro at long though. 49:13.680 --> 49:14.680 Okay. 49:14.680 --> 49:15.680 It'll be. 49:15.680 --> 49:16.680 Love that. 49:17.680 --> 49:19.680 Love that 49:24.180 --> 49:26.180 It's probably a guy in tongues 49:27.380 --> 49:29.380 He says he thinks only one cross 49:32.080 --> 49:34.080 I'm going be 49:37.440 --> 49:40.800 We own these streets we can be tons 49:43.080 --> 49:45.080 Great call out court. I had no idea 49:46.680 --> 49:48.680 You go frag 49:52.680 --> 49:54.680 You go frag 49:56.880 --> 49:58.880 Window 50:02.200 --> 50:08.160 That's one unknown like that weird-ass Pokemon he's coming mid 50:09.360 --> 50:11.880 With an op I'm standing slightly off-center 50:11.880 --> 50:17.880 He mullied window? That's an odd choice. 50:17.880 --> 50:22.880 I guess he's running. 50:22.880 --> 50:28.880 Can you just say get this bomb and dig him down? 50:28.880 --> 50:30.880 Joker. 50:30.880 --> 50:38.880 Some shit you see in Joker. 50:38.880 --> 50:40.880 Uh, woo! 50:44.680 --> 50:46.680 Can we forget about the thing- 50:46.680 --> 50:51.680 Cory, you seem like your number one song in 2003 was, uh, House of Jealous Lovers by the Rapture. 50:52.880 --> 50:54.180 No. 50:54.680 --> 50:59.680 I bet my, uh, my good friends, girlfriend, they would song with that one. 50:59.680 --> 51:00.680 Good song. 51:01.980 --> 51:02.980 Pretty good song. 51:03.980 --> 51:05.080 Hell of a bass line. 51:05.080 --> 51:07.080 Oh 51:19.160 --> 51:21.160 God that would have been sweet 51:22.480 --> 51:27.720 Mid-dors be careful. Okay, I didn't expect me to push up the tunnels be careful on tunnels. He's coming from lower tunnels 51:27.720 --> 51:45.720 Ports B. Negative. He killed me rushing from B two tunnels. He's been no scope now though. 51:45.720 --> 51:51.720 Everyone, one still alive down there. 51:55.720 --> 51:59.720 It's lag. Good patience. 52:03.720 --> 52:09.720 My king's... BAM BAM BAM! 52:10.720 --> 52:13.720 We run this time, man. That's crazy. 52:13.720 --> 52:17.020 It's kind of it's kind of a stupid game. 52:17.020 --> 52:19.020 That's four points off that one. 52:22.720 --> 52:24.720 Oh, because you're on a. 52:24.720 --> 52:26.520 I hate that. 52:26.520 --> 52:28.720 Hardest four points I've ever gotten in my life, man. 52:28.720 --> 52:29.720 Yeah. 52:37.320 --> 52:40.120 Yeah, Corey, you seem like the type of guy that thinks 52:40.120 --> 52:42.420 turn off the bright lights is definitely better, 52:42.420 --> 52:49.420 by your fucking with slow hands regardless 52:49.740 --> 52:53.180 a lot of slow hands 52:53.180 --> 52:55.320 interpol 52:55.320 --> 52:57.420 uh... i was not an interpol guy 52:57.420 --> 53:00.220 that uh... battle like genre like that 53:00.220 --> 53:03.340 i don't know what i don't we refer to that as 53:03.340 --> 53:04.740 good music 53:04.740 --> 53:06.860 garage indy i don't know 53:06.860 --> 53:11.300 post stroke post uh... some post something 53:11.300 --> 53:13.620 i wasn't i wasn't into 53:13.620 --> 53:16.780 a lot of that 53:16.780 --> 53:21.060 i couldn't i couldn't get over like that 53:21.060 --> 53:25.380 i love it 53:25.380 --> 53:29.300 singing through a mega phone 53:29.300 --> 53:32.260 didn't sound that much like interpol to me 53:32.260 --> 53:35.940 some more like some more like uh... 53:35.940 --> 53:40.140 I don't know, it's kind of more like track one off of the clap your hands saying self-title to be honest 53:40.140 --> 53:41.140 Yeah, it's like 53:46.140 --> 53:47.640 It is the strokes, yes 53:47.640 --> 53:49.540 Oh, that's the strokes 53:49.540 --> 53:57.040 But like, the strokes and like, I think the closest I got was like, the international noise conspiracy 54:05.940 --> 54:12.580 Sorry, did you ask me a question? 54:12.580 --> 54:13.580 Nope. 54:13.580 --> 54:17.020 Oh, then no problem. 54:17.020 --> 54:29.780 Ask me no questions, tell you no lies, brother. 54:29.780 --> 54:31.660 Favorite song by Till Tuesday? 54:31.660 --> 54:34.380 I don't know Till Tuesday. 54:34.380 --> 54:45.160 man's band from the 80s? I'd probably say voices carry personally. You know, hush hush, 54:45.160 --> 54:55.600 keep it down now, voices carry. Is that what she says? I always thought it was like, it's 54:55.600 --> 55:00.200 It's so scary. Yeah, a lot of people think she says, it's so scary. 55:01.800 --> 55:05.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Voices carry. Yeah. 55:09.560 --> 55:10.560 OK. 55:13.440 --> 55:15.600 Do you think the guy to like read the lyrics? 55:17.040 --> 55:22.000 When they are said in the song, the words appear as images in my mind. 55:22.000 --> 55:26.000 The image of the text appears in my mind. 55:26.000 --> 55:28.000 Interesting. 55:28.000 --> 55:32.000 In that way, I cannot help but read them because the image is presented to me. 55:32.000 --> 55:34.000 Interesting. 55:38.000 --> 55:47.000 I feel like I have like, I mean, often times it's basically impossible to understand in my head what they're saying. 55:47.000 --> 55:48.000 Really? 55:48.000 --> 55:49.000 Yeah. 55:49.000 --> 55:57.100 I'm still trying to tease together that sound that Britney Spears does at the start of hit 55:57.100 --> 55:58.900 me baby one more time. 55:58.900 --> 56:04.740 You know the downer. 56:04.740 --> 56:05.740 Still trying to. 56:05.740 --> 56:09.500 I think she might say like 40 words in .025 seconds. 56:09.500 --> 56:11.500 Did she say words? 56:11.500 --> 56:15.380 I thought she was just moaning. 56:15.380 --> 56:16.380 A lot of people would. 56:16.380 --> 56:18.380 She's a very complicated person. 56:20.860 --> 56:22.860 Yeah, back then it was real complicated. 56:25.980 --> 56:27.980 It was actually Avril Lavigne. 56:28.300 --> 56:30.300 Original Avril, OG Avril. 56:30.860 --> 56:33.500 Oh, you mean not the replacement, not the body double? 56:33.740 --> 56:36.380 Now it's Avril, Avril the trench. 56:38.540 --> 56:40.540 Oh, oh instead of Ravine? 56:40.540 --> 56:41.820 Yeah. 56:41.820 --> 56:43.340 Okay. 56:43.340 --> 56:47.740 It's just Avril, I'm gonna date every Canadian male singer that's ever existed 56:50.500 --> 56:55.160 She hasn't dated the Bruce Colburn yet to the rest of my knowledge 56:58.220 --> 57:01.180 Still time she absolutely can't I just funny 57:01.940 --> 57:04.180 There's a big problematic age gap 57:05.420 --> 57:09.460 Elder abuse. Oh, yeah. Yeah elder abuse. I think Bruce Colburn is like 57:09.460 --> 57:18.540 He's like 82 years old maybe even older if I know anything about rock stars. I don't think you'll have any 57:26.060 --> 57:28.060 That's true she never dated Glenn Gould 57:29.460 --> 57:31.460 She's working her way 57:31.780 --> 57:33.220 Get there 57:33.220 --> 57:38.100 You gotta marry him for like three years on average or something then I don't care for his music 57:38.100 --> 57:40.140 but he's got a hell of a penis. 57:42.580 --> 57:46.880 I did today's steam avatar and nickname 57:46.880 --> 57:48.540 was almost going to be Vern Edkvist, 57:48.540 --> 57:50.020 Glenn Gould's piano tuner, 57:50.020 --> 57:51.980 but I thought as a little esoteric. 57:56.180 --> 57:57.460 Orson Welles' steak up. 57:57.460 --> 57:59.300 I mean, Orson Welles is one of the most famous 57:59.300 --> 58:00.520 filmmakers of all time. 58:03.900 --> 58:06.260 Vern Edkvist is a piano tuner from North Battle 58:06.260 --> 58:07.340 for its Saskatchewan. 58:08.100 --> 58:15.420 Not to be pulling a McLovin and saying Muhammad is the most common name in the world read 58:15.420 --> 58:17.340 a book sometime but still. 58:17.340 --> 58:27.660 We gotta take Wikipedia away from this guy. 58:27.660 --> 58:30.460 Well I'm getting most of this shit from Letterbox but I guess they're getting it from Wikipedia. 58:30.460 --> 58:32.460 I'm not even gonna think about it. 58:38.460 --> 58:39.460 Okay. 58:39.460 --> 58:41.460 Swads is walking like he's on controller. 58:47.460 --> 58:49.460 Came ready to party. 58:49.460 --> 58:51.460 On stairs. 58:52.460 --> 58:54.460 Perhaps he's been faded. 58:56.460 --> 58:58.460 Sounds like a couple connector. 58:58.460 --> 59:13.460 35 and 2 or 6 to 4. One of the best places to stand is a place they never expected, like 59:13.460 --> 59:18.140 right out in the open on top of an obstacle. Sometimes you're right. 59:18.140 --> 59:23.740 Corey, I figured out how to play Mirage by the way, T-side. We just need one person who 59:23.740 --> 59:27.700 knows how to throw a smoke in window and then we don't have to just funnel ourselves either 59:27.700 --> 59:32.160 into apartments or into like the tunnel at A and get granaded to death. 59:32.160 --> 59:34.700 I unfortunately do not know how to throw a smoke in this file. 59:34.700 --> 59:36.100 I learned and then forgot. 59:36.100 --> 59:41.100 I will risk my life to run out and throw a smoke into the window while peaking. 59:41.100 --> 59:44.700 Look at that, now we've bloomed in the fucking window. 59:44.700 --> 59:45.700 Cat. 59:45.700 --> 59:46.700 Cat. 59:46.700 --> 59:47.700 Cat. 59:47.700 --> 59:48.700 Cat. 59:48.700 --> 59:49.700 Can we're up B? 59:49.700 --> 59:50.700 Cat. 59:50.700 --> 59:51.700 We're cat, bro. 59:51.700 --> 59:52.700 We're cat. 59:52.700 --> 01:00:02.060 that's my bad on the shot to be honest 01:00:02.060 --> 01:00:06.540 oh shit one left dude the smoke is crazy 01:00:06.540 --> 01:00:11.340 can somebody place in text the exact smoke lineup and I'll hit it every time 01:00:11.340 --> 01:00:15.380 mark it 01:00:15.380 --> 01:00:19.260 oh shit he's man in the cache 01:00:19.260 --> 01:00:21.260 I 01:00:26.020 --> 01:00:28.020 Nice 01:00:28.980 --> 01:00:33.780 Hard to explain without a video yeah, well people were teaching people shit for years like before 01:00:33.780 --> 01:00:39.860 I know I know you like an existed so like I think they can figure it out to use right to do with this to do with this carpet I 01:00:41.860 --> 01:00:45.020 Mean we let people go into medical school before cameras existed 01:00:45.020 --> 01:00:49.660 So I think they can write in text if we can write in text how to do like a heart transplant 01:00:49.660 --> 01:00:52.340 We can we can write in text how to line up the smoke 01:00:59.100 --> 01:01:03.120 Mortality rate was insanely high still is broke hundred percent last time I checked 01:01:05.020 --> 01:01:09.440 Malt my smoke missed like horribly by the way, but you know what we recreated 01:01:12.180 --> 01:01:14.180 We recreated in fucking aggregate 01:01:15.020 --> 01:01:19.860 It's called Billy Bean for a reason bitch. So I'm getting a little too aggro here. One connector 01:01:25.220 --> 01:01:27.220 He got me 01:01:29.300 --> 01:01:31.300 Nice kill nice kill 01:01:34.940 --> 01:01:38.100 First heart transplant was in a 6-7 by the way, damn 01:01:41.340 --> 01:01:43.340 And that was Ben Shapiro that did that right? 01:01:45.020 --> 01:02:01.060 I remember correctly. Yep. BC or AD. W grenade, Cory. Do you think the average 01:02:01.060 --> 01:02:05.540 person would, if I said that the pyramids were built in the year 1000, do you think 01:02:05.540 --> 01:02:07.260 They would think it's BC or AD. 01:02:09.940 --> 01:02:10.580 Uh, AD. 01:02:12.740 --> 01:02:13.900 It's a sick world we live in. 01:02:15.460 --> 01:02:18.940 I think if you say it, uh, like a year like that, people are going to think AD 01:02:18.940 --> 01:02:19.380 instantly. 01:02:21.020 --> 01:02:22.540 It's a sick world we live in, man. 01:02:24.420 --> 01:02:25.700 But they'd be stupid. 01:02:30.100 --> 01:02:32.180 I actually have no idea what the pyramids were built by the way. 01:02:33.300 --> 01:02:34.340 No one does, man. 01:02:34.340 --> 01:02:38.260 I've been off top mid. Don't worry. It's just a beagle. 01:02:40.340 --> 01:02:47.940 You know what? I'm going to go Google image search mirage window smoke cs2 01:02:49.460 --> 01:02:54.820 easiest mirage window smoke five months ago 12 seconds. Oh, jeez. What is this? 01:02:54.820 --> 01:02:57.780 It's got massive massive attack in the background. 01:02:57.780 --> 01:03:08.580 Okay, I'm watching this on 3000 different loops. Okay. I scrolled down. By the way, Kate, I don't 01:03:08.580 --> 01:03:13.140 know if you're watching. I scrolled down and your video is the second one. 01:03:17.140 --> 01:03:25.300 Okay, you go to the corner, aim at the second. Oh, the second embroidery and jump throw. I get it. 01:03:25.300 --> 01:03:36.460 Go to the corner, second embroidery, jump, throw, okay, I can do this, I can do, and 01:03:36.460 --> 01:03:40.420 now I want to listen to, I want to listen to Teardrop by Mass Effect stat, okay, watch 01:03:40.420 --> 01:03:43.220 this Corey, ready for this shit? 01:03:43.220 --> 01:03:44.220 Yep. 01:03:44.220 --> 01:03:48.660 I'm excited to see. 01:03:48.660 --> 01:03:51.620 Teardrop brings the fire, please. 01:03:51.620 --> 01:03:55.060 Oh damn, you guys are jerking off together. 01:03:55.060 --> 01:04:01.060 Yeah, you line it up like this shit, zoom in on this motherfucker, jump throw, and then we wait for it to bloom. 01:04:07.060 --> 01:04:09.060 Unfortunately, Big Lez is dead. 01:04:10.060 --> 01:04:12.060 Holy fucking fucking worked. 01:04:13.060 --> 01:04:14.060 Didn't there's an op in there too. 01:04:16.060 --> 01:04:18.060 Don't grenade it when we're walking past, brother! 01:04:18.060 --> 01:04:21.060 Well, he would have exploded if he was looking. Right? 01:04:25.060 --> 01:04:31.560 Oh, I fucking knew he was going to be there too. 01:04:31.560 --> 01:04:32.560 How does that miss? 01:04:32.560 --> 01:04:33.560 Justin, you're in chat. 01:04:33.560 --> 01:04:34.560 How does that miss? 01:04:34.560 --> 01:04:39.560 99 and 4! 01:04:39.560 --> 01:04:47.960 Okay, I'll smoke it every fucking route. 01:04:47.960 --> 01:04:53.000 Now that I'm fucking swagged up with the smoke, now I can be a team player. 01:04:53.000 --> 01:04:57.480 we waver at the boom but we don't have we don't have to go there right yeah you 01:04:57.480 --> 01:05:01.240 you learn that then you learn the connector one how about I've done my 01:05:01.240 --> 01:05:04.280 part somebody else goes to YouTube shorts for the next part I've already done 01:05:04.280 --> 01:05:07.320 my schoolwork for today 01:05:11.160 --> 01:05:16.480 I got no guarantee that I'll remember it I gotta do it like a hundred times all 01:05:16.480 --> 01:05:21.920 right our teammate is throwing smoke you guys will be on us but you know it's the 01:05:21.920 --> 01:05:30.680 thought that counts. We out here? 01:05:34.520 --> 01:05:44.480 That came from jungle. What the fuck? Outside the streets on fire with a real 01:05:44.480 --> 01:05:55.700 death waltz between what's flesh and what's fantasy oh see the jungle oh it's 01:05:55.700 --> 01:06:08.340 out here all right nothing at all they just stand back in letter I wish I could 01:06:08.340 --> 01:06:11.820 see on the replay how my smoke did though 01:06:14.480 --> 01:06:16.480 Oh 01:06:21.480 --> 01:06:25.800 Oh, oh Kiki Kiki bought a bottom up 01:06:27.000 --> 01:06:32.440 It's literally the best guy in the game one-shot kills, bro. It is it is the best gun on the game for sure 01:06:33.720 --> 01:06:36.040 Morningwood bought nothing. He bought a scout 01:06:36.040 --> 01:06:47.400 scouting means either your teammate is God or like a complete idiot so let's see how this goes 01:06:47.400 --> 01:06:57.360 off is booba not kiki by the way just something about because when he shoots it goes boom boom 01:06:57.360 --> 01:07:02.360 One looking long connector 01:07:05.280 --> 01:07:07.600 Looking long looking 01:07:10.680 --> 01:07:12.680 Looking cat connectors 01:07:21.640 --> 01:07:23.640 Yeah 01:07:23.640 --> 01:07:28.560 Hop is blocked wait do all grenades have the same weight 01:07:29.960 --> 01:07:36.920 No, what I was about to say was insanely stupid. I was about to say why don't I just stand and spawn and just throw frag grenades 01:07:43.400 --> 01:07:50.560 Would be awesome if it worked man. Yeah, if only they weren't on a timer. I'll just Molly. I'll just Molly the window from here 01:07:53.640 --> 01:07:59.080 I'm holding a mystical sphere. Wait, I fucking am holding a mystical sphere. 01:07:59.640 --> 01:08:05.880 It's direct from the hospital. Is that what Keenan, are you here? Does he say it's direct from the hospital? 01:08:07.080 --> 01:08:08.680 It sounds like he says hospital. 01:08:16.200 --> 01:08:20.680 Direct from La Casa. It's direct from the La Casa. 01:08:23.640 --> 01:08:33.640 No, man, I think the song might be about Shungite. 01:08:33.640 --> 01:08:34.640 Shungite? 01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:35.640 No, isn't he in prison? 01:08:35.640 --> 01:08:36.640 What are we doing here, guys? 01:08:36.640 --> 01:08:37.640 We can't just dance around. 01:08:37.640 --> 01:08:38.640 I'm, I'm busy burning to death in heaven. 01:08:38.640 --> 01:08:39.640 I don't know. 01:08:39.640 --> 01:08:40.640 I don't know. 01:08:40.640 --> 01:08:41.640 I don't know. 01:08:41.640 --> 01:08:42.640 I don't know. 01:08:42.640 --> 01:08:43.640 I don't know. 01:08:43.640 --> 01:08:44.640 I don't know. 01:08:44.640 --> 01:08:45.640 I don't know. 01:08:45.640 --> 01:08:46.640 I don't know. 01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:47.640 I don't know. 01:08:47.640 --> 01:08:48.640 just dance around. 01:08:48.640 --> 01:08:55.080 I'm, I'm busy burning to death in heaven. 01:08:55.080 --> 01:09:01.400 Hated one, faded one jungle. 01:09:01.400 --> 01:09:04.120 Once mid site left. 01:09:04.120 --> 01:09:05.560 His team's doing nothing man. 01:09:05.560 --> 01:09:06.800 What, Corey's doing great! 01:09:06.800 --> 01:09:08.800 Corey's top fragging. 01:09:08.800 --> 01:09:16.320 No, this is a better mirage than normal. 01:09:16.320 --> 01:09:21.840 The only thing is we need to do something now that I know the smoke man. 01:09:21.840 --> 01:09:24.520 Yeah we did smoke mid and then win. 01:09:24.520 --> 01:09:29.360 Which I think is fine maybe as long as you smoke mid every time then it's kind of like 01:09:29.360 --> 01:09:32.200 a it's a fake smoke. 01:09:32.200 --> 01:09:34.520 Or do we go or maybe we fucking walk off? 01:09:34.520 --> 01:09:37.240 Rushing, he said rushing through apps. 01:09:37.240 --> 01:09:42.440 Well that's just suicidal I don't think we should do that. 01:09:42.440 --> 01:09:49.440 i think i think we should slow play picks to be honest but 01:09:50.080 --> 01:09:53.580 see if that works 01:09:53.580 --> 01:09:57.580 well we can't slow play picks because half our team doesn't have guns 01:09:57.580 --> 01:10:04.580 well we just wait for them to die 01:10:04.580 --> 01:10:06.580 Also no one on this team knows that like... 01:10:06.580 --> 01:10:08.580 This is shit, guys. 01:10:17.580 --> 01:10:18.580 I kink. 01:10:18.580 --> 01:10:19.580 Up down? 01:10:19.580 --> 01:10:21.580 Yo, no shit. 01:10:23.580 --> 01:10:24.580 Stab track. 01:10:25.580 --> 01:10:26.580 Full set. 01:10:31.580 --> 01:10:33.580 Damn, we run these streets? 01:10:34.580 --> 01:10:41.580 Crazy grenade for me. Absolutely insane grenade for me. 01:10:41.580 --> 01:10:45.580 The cat. Did he kill him? 01:10:45.580 --> 01:10:50.580 You're literally a king. That was a crazy play. 01:10:50.580 --> 01:10:57.580 I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do. 01:10:57.580 --> 01:11:07.340 You should get one kill per round for throwing the smoke that blocks the window. 01:11:07.340 --> 01:11:08.860 It's the most selfless thing you can do. 01:11:08.860 --> 01:11:11.860 He said, let's do that again. 01:11:11.860 --> 01:11:18.660 That's what we said in an awesome voice. 01:11:18.660 --> 01:11:23.660 That wasn't an awesome voice or was it maybe just isn't his natural accent 01:11:24.180 --> 01:11:27.440 Let's do that again. All right. That is an awesome voice 01:11:29.180 --> 01:11:31.180 You were you were telling no lies 01:11:32.740 --> 01:11:34.740 They've all gone lower 01:11:38.540 --> 01:11:43.140 They're gonna walk through here, I'm gonna op them they can't resist 01:11:48.660 --> 01:11:50.660 That dude was cat 01:11:52.820 --> 01:11:57.420 They've killed one cat that I think they've cleared a for us Cory, but then we should go back go lower to a 01:11:57.940 --> 01:11:59.940 One's going cat right now 01:12:00.580 --> 01:12:02.580 Careful of your your back. I 01:12:03.220 --> 01:12:05.220 Can just play on B right now 01:12:07.140 --> 01:12:09.140 That's fun you got the bomb 01:12:18.660 --> 01:12:24.660 He's top mid. Oh, cat, cat, cat. 01:12:24.660 --> 01:12:30.660 Great flash. 01:12:30.660 --> 01:12:36.660 He's cooked. Don't even sweat it. 01:12:36.660 --> 01:12:42.660 That was probably saving. 01:12:42.660 --> 01:12:47.660 No, he's on site. 01:12:47.660 --> 01:12:49.660 He's on site. 01:12:49.660 --> 01:12:52.660 I heard him. 01:12:52.660 --> 01:12:54.660 Are you sure there were CVS shoes? 01:12:54.660 --> 01:12:56.660 Not even T shoes. 01:12:56.660 --> 01:12:59.660 I'm dead. 01:12:59.660 --> 01:13:02.660 W cord. 01:13:02.660 --> 01:13:05.660 I thought I heard him on site. 01:13:05.660 --> 01:13:07.660 Maybe that was you guys. Maybe you guys had loud feet. 01:13:07.660 --> 01:13:11.660 I mean, we were running around for sure. 01:13:11.660 --> 01:13:15.660 Dude, stat track frag grenade. 01:13:15.660 --> 01:13:17.660 where are the we're made 01:13:19.660 --> 01:13:23.020 They're calling me Andre Iguodala. Is that good? Is that a good thing? 01:13:33.260 --> 01:13:35.260 Yes, man, it means your clutch 01:13:39.420 --> 01:13:41.420 Means I'm swag 01:13:45.660 --> 01:13:52.620 glad to hear that I was asking a question oh yeah they're doing my crazy 01:13:52.620 --> 01:13:57.780 never been better man if you're a second one down can one one's running cat 01:13:57.780 --> 01:14:08.460 one's running cat oh I'll car and be okay 01:14:08.460 --> 01:14:10.460 I 01:14:12.860 --> 01:14:14.860 Motherfucker, you got a knife bro 01:14:24.620 --> 01:14:27.300 You got a knife a millimeter away from me 01:14:31.180 --> 01:14:33.180 That's big money for them 01:14:33.180 --> 01:14:39.420 money is this last round last round 01:14:39.420 --> 01:14:46.740 I'm the money horribly really I'm fucking loaded you need to buy 01:14:46.740 --> 01:14:51.340 what the fuck you late 01:14:51.340 --> 01:14:54.820 all right what's up just take one of these brother 01:14:54.820 --> 01:15:02.300 they're gonna be pretty pissed my smoke hasn't blew dead I guess but 01:15:02.300 --> 01:15:18.380 maybe you try going heaven yeah love it I'll love it been drinking it for years 01:15:18.380 --> 01:15:20.380 Sorry brother 01:15:24.140 --> 01:15:26.140 I'm Ali Carl 01:15:27.980 --> 01:15:29.980 Jungle 01:15:32.460 --> 01:15:34.460 Yep 01:15:38.460 --> 01:15:43.460 I didn't plant bro, don't shoot me. I want to be 01:15:48.380 --> 01:15:50.380 I 01:15:52.320 --> 01:15:54.320 Yelch I 01:15:56.220 --> 01:16:00.500 Really had him God God is my witness. I thought I had it. Okay 01:16:07.180 --> 01:16:09.180 No 01:16:09.180 --> 01:16:28.940 I'm more of a CT-sided player anyway, personally. 01:16:28.940 --> 01:16:32.020 Yeah definitely on this map in particular. 01:16:32.020 --> 01:16:36.060 You want to smoke connector, hug the trash can near where you throw the window one and 01:16:36.060 --> 01:16:42.020 jump it throw aiming at this jump throw aiming at this part of the rug damn I 01:16:42.020 --> 01:16:48.180 can do that I've been doing it too I can do that it's faster if two people do 01:16:48.180 --> 01:16:54.020 it but it's better if one person does it or not that are you Justin I can do it 01:16:54.020 --> 01:16:57.420 I can do it you need someone else to throw you the smoke unfortunately yeah 01:16:57.420 --> 01:17:05.340 yeah yeah oh there's one guy cat he's capped with the bomb cat with the bodies 01:17:05.340 --> 01:17:12.340 He's bored with the cat and he's in the catboard. 01:17:12.340 --> 01:17:14.340 There's my good friend Corey, he's going to get it. 01:17:14.340 --> 01:17:19.340 There has to be. 01:17:19.340 --> 01:17:23.340 What the fuck is happening? 01:17:23.340 --> 01:17:25.340 You got up there when you're real quick, man. 01:17:25.340 --> 01:17:26.340 You know what I'm going to do? 01:17:26.340 --> 01:17:33.340 I'm going to stand mid, like a boss, and block the smoke. 01:17:33.340 --> 01:17:37.340 or shoot it out of the air so it smokes off their offing spot 01:17:37.340 --> 01:17:39.660 and can you even do that? 01:17:39.660 --> 01:17:42.180 Is that allowed? 01:17:42.180 --> 01:17:46.300 It's like some shit you see in an Indian movie. 01:17:46.300 --> 01:17:50.300 Shoot the grenade out of the air so it falls back on the person who threw it. 01:17:50.300 --> 01:17:54.900 It's slow motion, they threw it off a horse and then they slide the horse under a truck. 01:17:54.900 --> 01:17:57.220 Blocked. 01:17:57.220 --> 01:18:02.060 I semi-blocked the smoke. 01:18:02.060 --> 01:18:09.060 the smoke connector real good 01:18:13.060 --> 01:18:17.420 they're watching me again i think 01:18:17.420 --> 01:18:20.780 always in the window in the little window above your own come on come on 01:18:20.780 --> 01:18:24.720 take a step 01:18:24.720 --> 01:18:25.740 take a step on me 01:18:25.740 --> 01:18:27.500 OOOOOOOH 01:18:27.500 --> 01:18:29.340 SWAAAGGG 01:18:29.340 --> 01:18:30.380 i do want to get one 01:18:30.380 --> 01:18:31.660 one up done 01:18:31.660 --> 01:18:34.660 I can't get out. I'm gonna die here. 01:18:39.660 --> 01:18:42.660 I don't have no idea where they are or where our teammate is. 01:18:43.660 --> 01:18:46.660 Team mates holding doolies on cat, confirmed. 01:19:01.660 --> 01:19:08.660 I think he wanted them to die. 01:19:08.660 --> 01:19:22.060 No, that was a really good try. 01:19:22.060 --> 01:19:23.460 All things considered, man. 01:19:23.460 --> 01:19:25.500 Like that was pretty crazy. 01:19:25.500 --> 01:19:29.380 He was a little cracked out. 01:19:29.380 --> 01:19:30.380 Now we have a gun. 01:19:33.120 --> 01:19:34.780 Oh, stone pipe in my chat. 01:19:34.780 --> 01:19:35.560 That's crazy. 01:19:35.560 --> 01:19:37.520 That's foul, man. 01:19:37.520 --> 01:19:38.840 Pretty funny, though. 01:19:38.840 --> 01:19:41.320 It's pretty funny. 01:19:41.320 --> 01:19:41.920 Don't type that. 01:19:41.920 --> 01:19:43.160 That's crazy. 01:19:43.160 --> 01:19:44.880 Can't be saying all that. 01:19:44.880 --> 01:19:46.840 These guys got some T-sided strats, man. 01:19:46.840 --> 01:19:52.560 I don't know what to do, honestly. 01:19:52.560 --> 01:19:55.760 They're doing crazy mid-shit, I think, is what's going on. 01:19:59.380 --> 01:20:06.800 Yeah, hate again. 01:20:06.800 --> 01:20:10.800 Yup, I panicked, I literally panicked. 01:20:10.800 --> 01:20:14.100 I prioritized saying yup instead of shooting my gun. 01:20:14.100 --> 01:20:16.460 Let's try this. 01:20:16.460 --> 01:20:18.760 Oh, man, we're going to A. 01:20:26.380 --> 01:20:29.340 CS is so simple. 01:20:29.340 --> 01:20:36.720 quote a phrase you've known it all this time I'm learning it these days I'm 01:20:36.720 --> 01:20:46.040 going out of my mind you know what I'm talking about with the pain that stops 01:20:46.040 --> 01:20:54.960 and starts is this a dialogue no this yes it is yes it is yes it is man how 01:20:54.960 --> 01:20:56.860 How'd you know? 01:20:56.860 --> 01:20:58.060 I love, I love, I love. 01:20:58.060 --> 01:21:01.260 It's got a certain. 01:21:01.260 --> 01:21:02.460 You're going to say, wow. 01:21:08.760 --> 01:21:11.360 And it's 96 and 484 and one. 01:21:11.360 --> 01:21:12.820 Fuck off. 01:21:12.820 --> 01:21:15.280 Sounds like the math question to make you solve that 01:21:15.280 --> 01:21:17.260 that you win McDonald's Monopoly. 01:21:19.760 --> 01:21:21.720 You've won McDonald's Monopoly. 01:21:21.720 --> 01:21:24.860 I've won like a free coffee once. 01:21:24.860 --> 01:21:26.860 No snowmobiles, I'm afraid 01:21:33.580 --> 01:21:38.140 I think they're just gonna run made I'm holding on cat with an XM 01:21:39.860 --> 01:21:43.380 I'm listening to the new episode of opi and Anthony 01:21:50.420 --> 01:21:52.420 Steps near me on cat 01:21:54.860 --> 01:22:03.760 I think you got to peek this fella now wait a minute he's got to come here I feel 01:22:03.760 --> 01:22:07.860 like I feel like Anton 01:22:07.860 --> 01:22:14.860 Oh, man. I feel like Anton. 01:22:19.860 --> 01:22:23.860 Last might be chat. Last might be cat. 01:22:23.860 --> 01:22:29.860 Yep. No, that's you, I think. 01:22:29.860 --> 01:22:33.860 The A? I don't know where the offer was. 01:22:33.860 --> 01:22:37.540 throw a Molotov Mocktail at me. 01:22:37.540 --> 01:22:42.820 Oh, OK, so he was like mid or underpass. 01:22:42.820 --> 01:22:44.500 That's me. 01:22:44.500 --> 01:22:56.700 He's in window, window, going towards A. 01:22:56.700 --> 01:22:59.020 He's killed me from connector. 01:22:59.020 --> 01:23:00.020 Connector down. 01:23:00.020 --> 01:23:07.020 to 01:23:12.580 --> 01:23:15.900 going from pro CS to this is hilarious we should do that next time or other 01:23:15.900 --> 01:23:17.620 can actually must do that 01:23:17.620 --> 01:23:20.460 when the second intermission happens and they bring out like a little kids that 01:23:20.460 --> 01:23:21.540 are playing hockey 01:23:21.540 --> 01:23:23.300 which is a some shit like 01:23:23.300 --> 01:23:27.660 is crazy to go from NHL hockey 01:23:27.660 --> 01:23:29.220 damn 01:23:29.220 --> 01:23:32.900 these kids are so much better than the canucks 01:23:32.900 --> 01:23:35.300 well yeah 01:23:35.300 --> 01:23:42.300 damn these kids are fucking mogging the canucks holy cow 01:23:48.340 --> 01:23:51.140 one coming up a they said 01:23:51.140 --> 01:23:54.100 come up this way 01:23:54.100 --> 01:23:55.140 I've killed one in apartments. 01:23:55.140 --> 01:23:57.140 The bomb is in apartments. 01:23:57.140 --> 01:23:57.640 Apps. 01:24:03.660 --> 01:24:04.160 You drowned. 01:24:08.140 --> 01:24:10.140 It's kind of cool that when he died, he threw the bomb. 01:24:18.140 --> 01:24:19.140 Heard steps, apps. 01:24:21.780 --> 01:24:22.180 Corey. 01:24:22.180 --> 01:24:23.020 Is anybody watching? 01:24:23.020 --> 01:24:23.620 Pat. 01:24:23.620 --> 01:24:26.380 Pac one pick one you got to take either 01:24:26.380 --> 01:24:28.780 when these knees or Keith Richards heart 01:24:28.780 --> 01:24:31.620 what are you taking right now transplanted straight into your body 01:24:31.620 --> 01:24:33.060 right now like like 01:24:33.060 --> 01:24:36.340 as it today today 01:24:36.340 --> 01:24:41.540 the market 01:24:41.540 --> 01:24:44.220 all 01:24:44.220 --> 01:24:46.060 I don't know what the fuck 01:24:46.060 --> 01:24:47.460 yellows do in here 01:24:47.460 --> 01:24:49.460 So Wemby's Knees probably? 01:24:54.460 --> 01:24:55.460 Yeah, probably Wemby's Knees. 01:24:55.460 --> 01:24:57.460 Yeah, I think that's smart. 01:24:57.460 --> 01:24:59.460 Great movie too. 01:24:59.460 --> 01:25:01.460 Also, if the Knees go out, you don't like die. 01:25:01.460 --> 01:25:04.460 Eric Romer, one of his morality tales. 01:25:06.460 --> 01:25:09.460 The fuck? Bro, he's sitting... he's sitting pallet. 01:25:11.460 --> 01:25:14.460 There's no fucking reason we lost. 01:25:14.460 --> 01:25:16.460 We should have lost that. 01:25:16.460 --> 01:25:17.180 That's insane. 01:25:17.180 --> 01:25:20.620 We're always sitting in the part of Costco where they hide the stuff you can't buy yet. 01:25:22.780 --> 01:25:24.300 Oh, I see, I see. 01:25:33.100 --> 01:25:34.620 Let's make this rain, it's rain. 01:25:41.260 --> 01:25:42.860 Pali, is this a Pokemon reference? 01:25:42.860 --> 01:25:43.900 Hey, can I ask you something? 01:25:43.900 --> 01:25:45.020 Why is your name Zika? 01:25:46.460 --> 01:25:53.340 Which is the virus I mean like when did you come up with that name 01:25:54.180 --> 01:25:57.940 is what I'm trying to say 01:25:58.540 --> 01:26:14.940 fated one heaven fated one ramp fated one ramp 01:26:14.940 --> 01:26:22.980 my baby's the pearl of the quarter know what I'm talking about she a chummer like 01:26:22.980 --> 01:26:29.860 you've never seen you mom though right what do you want me to do Cory I got a 01:26:29.860 --> 01:26:36.780 got three kills man I'm asking if you somebody else can spot the bomb 01:26:36.780 --> 01:26:44.380 He's putting a lot on my plate, man. 01:26:44.380 --> 01:26:45.380 Good play, good play, Ryan. 01:26:45.380 --> 01:26:46.380 Good job. 01:26:46.380 --> 01:26:47.380 That's all I'm asking for. 01:26:47.380 --> 01:26:52.300 Here we go, seven straight, bro. 01:26:52.300 --> 01:26:53.300 Not even how that works. 01:26:53.300 --> 01:27:03.300 It's got to be nine straight, but still, gold teeth one or two, it's got to be two, but 01:27:03.300 --> 01:27:05.100 one is really funky. 01:27:05.100 --> 01:27:08.260 Kenan are you here? I'd love you I'd love the expert to weigh in on this one 01:27:09.300 --> 01:27:11.820 He and I rewains. I wish man 01:27:13.100 --> 01:27:15.100 Those face killer reference 01:27:24.500 --> 01:27:26.500 You go smoke 01:27:28.380 --> 01:27:30.380 Guy who smokes off his own connector 01:27:30.380 --> 01:27:36.380 Just leaving a little, just a little peek. 01:27:36.380 --> 01:27:39.380 That's the enemy. 01:27:39.380 --> 01:27:42.380 Oh, Gero. 01:27:42.380 --> 01:27:44.380 No. 01:27:44.380 --> 01:27:46.380 Oh, shit. 01:27:46.380 --> 01:27:48.380 How did he get there, man? 01:27:48.380 --> 01:27:50.380 Oh. 01:27:50.380 --> 01:27:52.380 One B.S. 01:27:52.380 --> 01:27:54.380 Top mid. 01:27:54.380 --> 01:27:56.380 Oh, come on. 01:27:56.380 --> 01:27:58.380 Two B.S. 01:27:58.380 --> 01:28:03.180 apps oh my god I thought that was someone I thought that was a I thought he 01:28:03.180 --> 01:28:08.660 was on my team when he when he the way he peaked me with that kind of confidence 01:28:08.660 --> 01:28:11.940 I said that guy's on my team 01:28:13.460 --> 01:28:17.940 you ever wonder when they're wearing those fuck-ass third jerseys they ever 01:28:17.940 --> 01:28:23.900 get confused about who they're supposed to be passing it to sure I think it's 01:28:23.900 --> 01:28:25.900 It's only human, man. 01:28:27.740 --> 01:28:29.740 Damn. 01:28:32.420 --> 01:28:35.740 Here, you picked a really terrible time for me in that situation. 01:28:39.980 --> 01:28:41.980 My boy. Mm-hmm. 01:28:44.620 --> 01:28:47.980 Oh, Captain Rank 28. Yes, he jumped on my lap, right? 01:28:47.980 --> 01:28:49.980 As two men rushed to me in apartments. 01:28:49.980 --> 01:28:51.980 Classic. Classic. Classic. 01:28:51.980 --> 01:28:54.660 That's the cat behavior. 01:28:54.660 --> 01:28:56.380 Ooh, sealed dead-hand terminal. 01:28:56.380 --> 01:28:57.380 Oh, shit. 01:28:57.380 --> 01:29:00.380 $250, right? 01:29:00.380 --> 01:29:01.260 $250? 01:29:01.260 --> 01:29:03.500 $2.50 cents? 01:29:03.500 --> 01:29:04.220 I don't know. 01:29:04.220 --> 01:29:06.980 What do you mean? 01:29:06.980 --> 01:29:08.780 Is that how much they cost? 01:29:08.780 --> 01:29:11.020 Well, why else would you be excited about it? 01:29:11.020 --> 01:29:12.860 I guess you could open it for experience. 01:29:12.860 --> 01:29:13.900 I'm opening it. 01:29:13.900 --> 01:29:15.100 What if it's something shit? 01:29:15.100 --> 01:29:15.580 All right. 01:29:15.580 --> 01:29:18.620 I thought maybe you wanted to get some Kiko Rage mushrooms 01:29:18.620 --> 01:29:21.340 in your ramen next time, but I guess you'd 01:29:21.340 --> 01:29:23.020 rather get uh... 01:29:23.020 --> 01:29:25.580 really get some six and pistol skins or something 01:29:25.580 --> 01:29:27.180 i think it's a blue 01:29:27.180 --> 01:29:31.980 and four and all skins all purple and p nine thirty two cents it looks like 01:29:31.980 --> 01:29:37.060 someone named bill the michael's on it 01:29:37.060 --> 01:29:39.320 michael's 01:29:39.320 --> 01:29:44.980 yeah it's something 01:29:44.980 --> 01:29:51.980 some some random spray paint and nail polish 01:29:52.100 --> 01:29:54.220 yeah 01:29:54.220 --> 01:29:58.820 go like the daaaarrrr 01:29:58.820 --> 01:30:00.340 I think I'm gonna 01:30:00.340 --> 01:30:02.300 decline that as well 01:30:02.300 --> 01:30:04.660 come on with ya 01:30:04.660 --> 01:30:06.780 let's say BMX Bison 01:30:06.780 --> 01:30:10.060 or RMX 01:30:10.060 --> 01:30:11.820 you sound like uh... 01:30:11.820 --> 01:30:18.820 simon peg in a darren brown youtube video 01:30:20.380 --> 01:30:22.740 darren brown that is that the 01:30:22.740 --> 01:30:24.500 the british man is yes it is 01:30:24.500 --> 01:30:26.060 that he's gonna like 01:30:26.060 --> 01:30:30.140 i'm talking to your dead husband type shit no no no no no 01:30:30.140 --> 01:30:33.940 he's the guy who will get you drunk on a glass of water 01:30:33.940 --> 01:30:36.620 uh... who is the guy who did like the 01:30:36.620 --> 01:30:39.940 the bullshit i'm talking to your dead relatives that's crossing over with john 01:30:39.940 --> 01:30:41.020 edwards 01:30:41.020 --> 01:30:43.020 yeah 01:30:43.020 --> 01:30:44.020 yes yes 01:30:44.020 --> 01:30:49.020 he's just psychic 01:30:49.020 --> 01:30:53.020 that's true, the other John Edward did crossover 01:30:53.020 --> 01:30:57.020 in like a marital vows sort of sense 01:30:57.020 --> 01:30:59.020 double crossover 01:30:59.020 --> 01:31:01.020 what the fuck 01:31:01.020 --> 01:31:06.020 is that a super suspicious user? 01:31:06.020 --> 01:31:08.020 oh wait is it Yeti? 01:31:08.020 --> 01:31:10.020 yeah it's Yeti 01:31:10.020 --> 01:31:15.500 Yeah, I don't know if you're following the Yeti saga. They got banned and unbanned so much in my chat 01:31:15.500 --> 01:31:21.100 They're now marked as a suspicious user, which means only mods and I can see their messages. Yep 01:31:23.380 --> 01:31:29.580 So only only you and me and Megresta maybe origin if they're here can see that that message 01:31:31.100 --> 01:31:35.780 I'm not being a nuke forget that man. They have my band Mirage. Yeah 01:31:37.060 --> 01:31:39.060 Fuck that that map right now 01:31:40.020 --> 01:31:44.020 Don't pay a nuke, man. Nuke's good. 01:31:48.020 --> 01:31:52.020 You know in Mortal Kombat when Raiden says I must 01:31:52.020 --> 01:31:56.020 consult with the Elder Gods? 01:31:56.020 --> 01:32:00.020 Which movie does he say that before? Uh, whatever. It's like a teleport. 01:32:00.020 --> 01:32:04.020 He has to teleport to like the astral plane of Ragnarok or whatever it's called. 01:32:04.020 --> 01:32:08.020 Is this the movie? 01:32:08.020 --> 01:32:17.100 he says in three seconds to any property that he's in really yeah I just 01:32:17.100 --> 01:32:24.500 remember whatever he does when he you're talking about the Liu Kang bicycle 01:32:24.500 --> 01:32:29.300 kicks to the chest oh maybe that's the Kang doesn't need to do some shit when 01:32:29.300 --> 01:32:35.900 he does like his like whole body like push I don't know about that don't show 01:32:35.900 --> 01:32:41.460 like because he like like goes like completely face down thrown and like 01:32:41.460 --> 01:32:46.660 she's like flies at you they say some shit 01:32:48.620 --> 01:32:54.100 I don't know man there's a crazy yell too yeah I thought so I don't know you 01:32:54.100 --> 01:32:57.340 just like make some noise who is your immortal kind of character in the 01:32:57.340 --> 01:33:03.540 arcade just kid subzero yeah I mean come on freezing someone walking over to 01:33:03.540 --> 01:33:06.900 them crouching, uppercutting them into the air. Felt good as 01:33:06.900 --> 01:33:10.380 far. Also, yeah, also has like maybe one of the funniest 01:33:10.380 --> 01:33:12.740 fucking moves of all time, or you just put a little puddle of 01:33:12.740 --> 01:33:17.180 ice on the ground and they slip on it. It's funny to you. That 01:33:17.180 --> 01:33:21.260 gets increasingly less funny the older I get. It's still funny, 01:33:21.260 --> 01:33:21.620 man. 01:33:26.860 --> 01:33:31.420 Whatever. Yeah, we need a bunch of ice slipping compilation. 01:33:31.420 --> 01:33:34.060 the kid kid is telling me what to do over here 01:33:34.060 --> 01:33:42.860 I don't know what's going on oh shit too mid bro it disappeared 01:33:44.860 --> 01:33:48.780 where'd they get you King? B banana banana banana banana banana banana okay I 01:33:48.780 --> 01:33:53.260 guess they showed me it went banana I'll get them on the road tape 01:33:53.260 --> 01:34:00.260 the 01:34:00.860 --> 01:34:04.020 they're in our base killing our dudes bro 01:34:04.020 --> 01:34:07.260 well night not good 01:34:07.260 --> 01:34:10.260 up and most satisfying video game sounds 01:34:10.260 --> 01:34:12.500 three more 01:34:12.500 --> 01:34:16.460 the couple of us on our team last time 01:34:16.460 --> 01:34:19.460 who was on our team last time 01:34:19.460 --> 01:34:22.640 It's Abram with Lord. 01:34:25.540 --> 01:34:29.940 So I'll say my teammate did like throw a bomb on me or a grenade on me. 01:34:30.140 --> 01:34:33.020 If that grenade had made a banana, oh, man, 01:34:33.420 --> 01:34:37.620 we would have been pretty good and live in a different universe, man. 01:34:37.620 --> 01:34:39.620 I 01:34:45.460 --> 01:34:51.340 Who gets 31 into 34 into but somehow is a hundred percent headshot percentage, okay 01:34:52.140 --> 01:34:55.060 Pretty good. I guess it's the percentage of your kills that are headshots 01:34:58.460 --> 01:35:00.980 I even the fucking odds with that frag remain bro 01:35:00.980 --> 01:35:17.220 oh shit one of those mid like just cutting out 01:35:17.220 --> 01:35:18.220 holy shit we fucking got him 01:35:18.220 --> 01:35:38.580 Oh another one down there said it's be it's be oh okay I've been killed you got me all I did have 01:35:38.580 --> 01:35:40.580 before house wash to be fair but 01:35:45.580 --> 01:35:48.580 Alright you need to wake up, Corey! 01:35:50.580 --> 01:35:53.580 Corey will a little slow to rise in the morning 01:35:53.580 --> 01:35:57.580 a little slow to rise but in the afternoon he peaks 01:35:57.580 --> 01:36:00.580 the eagle peaks in the afternoon 01:36:00.580 --> 01:36:03.580 in the morning he's not his besty wooden wooden column 01:36:03.580 --> 01:36:05.580 a morning person 01:36:05.580 --> 01:36:07.580 nine hour I don't know 01:36:08.580 --> 01:36:10.580 Bro said that sucks. 01:36:10.580 --> 01:36:12.580 What, how bad we're playing? 01:36:15.580 --> 01:36:17.580 They've smoked me off mid, though. 01:36:22.580 --> 01:36:25.580 Seems like we partially spotted the bomb banana. 01:36:25.580 --> 01:36:27.580 I'm gonna go there. 01:36:27.580 --> 01:36:29.580 Yeah. 01:36:36.580 --> 01:36:37.580 Take a shot. 01:36:37.580 --> 01:36:56.420 Yep. Okay. Not a lot of communication happening with this team. Okay. Okay. Okay. Are you 01:36:56.420 --> 01:37:06.980 there? If you insist. On? I heard the dinks. Where's the bomb? Oh, he's right here. I got 01:37:06.980 --> 01:37:08.700 I got shot in the back of the head by somebody. 01:37:08.700 --> 01:37:12.580 Someone just want to own up before I go into the VOD. 01:37:12.580 --> 01:37:17.060 On my 3K, I got shot in the back of the head by my teammate. 01:37:17.060 --> 01:37:20.500 They don't like to see a king succeed, man. 01:37:20.500 --> 01:37:21.700 Got to keep our kings down. 01:37:21.700 --> 01:37:23.340 No kings, they here. 01:37:23.340 --> 01:37:25.340 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 01:37:25.340 --> 01:37:27.780 They don't make it hard to play chess or checkers, honestly. 01:37:27.780 --> 01:37:33.020 I think you're going to end up with a lot of draws, 01:37:33.020 --> 01:37:33.900 if I had to guess. 01:37:33.900 --> 01:37:34.900 Go, go, go. 01:37:36.980 --> 01:37:41.020 It's purple. Alright purple you're about to pay the iron price 01:37:47.320 --> 01:37:50.860 Which flash what a decoy it has decoy energy 01:37:53.700 --> 01:37:56.860 Is decoy ultimate said some shit banana he said 01:37:56.860 --> 01:38:13.300 I'm just calling out B like every time that's why we need we need context on the calls we 01:38:13.300 --> 01:38:22.380 need you till you till be one guy or you here's my rule for callouts if you see one guy immediately 01:38:22.380 --> 01:38:43.860 say lots be one's a ultimate near this bridge okay he's got he's gotten the bomb 01:38:43.860 --> 01:38:46.940 I've killed him and now the bomb is down here 01:38:48.900 --> 01:38:50.900 There we go 01:38:50.900 --> 01:38:52.900 He tried to hit an AWP 01:38:52.900 --> 01:38:55.180 Oh, our boys got an AWP. He just missed 01:38:56.780 --> 01:38:58.780 Well that guy was missed too man 01:38:59.420 --> 01:39:01.420 Yes 01:39:02.780 --> 01:39:06.460 Lot spawn just see I'm trying it on for size 01:39:08.740 --> 01:39:11.900 You only saw one well, I'm just looking at purple right now 01:39:11.900 --> 01:39:15.940 You got it out for him right here. 01:39:15.940 --> 01:39:21.500 His mic is pretty awesome. 01:39:21.500 --> 01:39:24.780 I mean, he's like 12 years old, how good was your mic when you were 12? 01:39:24.780 --> 01:39:27.060 I didn't have one man, you're right. 01:39:27.060 --> 01:39:32.660 That's what I'm trying to say man. 01:39:32.660 --> 01:39:33.660 Why would you f- 01:39:33.660 --> 01:39:41.060 Oh god! 01:39:41.060 --> 01:39:44.820 So first I got scared by the chicken, I thought the chicken was a man. 01:39:44.820 --> 01:39:47.860 Then I got scared by the man, I thought the man was a chicken. 01:39:47.860 --> 01:39:50.380 There's some banana as well. 01:39:50.380 --> 01:39:52.340 I got flashed by my own team. 01:39:57.440 --> 01:40:00.300 Honestly, wouldn't be that bad if your team was hot. 01:40:00.300 --> 01:40:01.500 Church is hiding in church. 01:40:07.140 --> 01:40:10.060 Damn, this is worse than what the hell's guys doing, crazy. 01:40:10.060 --> 01:40:11.620 I'm a different kind of beast. 01:40:11.620 --> 01:40:14.180 Oh, I was kind of looking at the leaderboard 01:40:14.180 --> 01:40:15.780 instead of looking at the game. 01:40:16.780 --> 01:40:18.220 Yes, yes, I'm bringing him down. 01:40:18.220 --> 01:40:19.560 I'm bringing him down. 01:40:19.560 --> 01:40:32.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is going great. 01:40:32.560 --> 01:40:34.180 Yeah, yeah, you'll live, surely. 01:40:34.180 --> 01:40:39.500 The rare, like, not save, but also not try to diffuse round. 01:40:40.060 --> 01:40:47.060 that 01:40:48.160 --> 01:40:49.780 very interesting 01:40:49.780 --> 01:40:51.300 did you guys want to stack b 01:40:51.300 --> 01:40:53.280 no man we don't 01:40:53.280 --> 01:40:56.200 no we don't want to stack b 01:40:56.200 --> 01:41:00.580 we want to have some people on each site 01:41:00.580 --> 01:41:04.700 I concur with this 01:41:04.700 --> 01:41:06.700 go go go go go 01:41:14.060 --> 01:41:16.860 Are you guys sitting down? I've got some distressing news for you 01:41:17.740 --> 01:41:18.240 Is it A? 01:41:18.240 --> 01:41:20.740 A couple of them may have died in the direction of A 01:41:25.520 --> 01:41:26.880 Or at least showed mid 01:41:28.120 --> 01:41:29.120 There's some banana 01:41:29.120 --> 01:41:30.840 The bomb is down somewhere 01:41:32.480 --> 01:41:33.920 Or at least has been spotted 01:41:34.700 --> 01:41:41.700 I'll get him off the rotate. 01:41:41.700 --> 01:41:52.940 I'll miss him off the rotate. 01:41:52.940 --> 01:41:57.260 I still believe he's there. 01:41:57.260 --> 01:42:14.260 and spawn holy shit. Interesting. Well, this is going pretty badly. It's going pretty 01:42:14.260 --> 01:42:20.700 terribly. You guys got a utility, like a single molly or something? They're throwing grenades. 01:42:20.700 --> 01:42:24.380 being our teammates that are going to be 01:42:24.380 --> 01:42:28.420 or then being the T-sided terrorists 01:42:28.420 --> 01:42:29.620 no no no our guys 01:42:29.620 --> 01:42:31.420 our guys okay 01:42:31.420 --> 01:42:33.100 they're throwing shit but 01:42:33.100 --> 01:42:34.220 they also 01:42:34.220 --> 01:42:39.260 have been flashing which also flashes our team right as the guys are pushing 01:42:39.260 --> 01:42:41.100 that would argue is not the move 01:42:41.100 --> 01:42:43.420 interesting 01:42:43.420 --> 01:42:49.180 please don't body block 01:42:49.180 --> 01:42:52.680 We have one ultimate. 01:42:52.680 --> 01:42:55.020 I've been off from spawn and I got scared. 01:42:55.020 --> 01:42:57.020 Oh my god, terrible, terrible. 01:42:57.020 --> 01:42:57.860 I got very scared. 01:42:57.860 --> 01:43:00.700 Oh my god. 01:43:00.700 --> 01:43:01.700 Missed all my shots. 01:43:05.220 --> 01:43:06.580 Well, maybe that little kid is right. 01:43:06.580 --> 01:43:12.820 Maybe we should stack B. I just don't understand how we're 01:43:12.820 --> 01:43:16.860 getting like 4B, 1B, 4B. 01:43:19.180 --> 01:43:22.300 Just need to put some some util on the banana 01:43:26.300 --> 01:43:28.300 I think money is an issue 01:43:32.860 --> 01:43:39.380 Yeah, I think I full save on this one you you full save I'm going banana. I need to see firsthand how this is going around 01:43:39.380 --> 01:43:47.040 Okay, maybe I'll buy one incendiary grenade. 01:43:47.040 --> 01:43:50.580 We could just chain our incendiaries, essentially. 01:43:50.580 --> 01:43:54.700 What are you talking about? 01:43:54.700 --> 01:43:58.580 He's through, man! 01:43:58.580 --> 01:44:01.180 He's already in! 01:44:01.180 --> 01:44:09.380 talking about. He's through, man. He's already in. There's an 01:44:09.380 --> 01:44:12.180 incendiary on the ground there you can grab. That's from my body. 01:44:12.180 --> 01:44:14.180 There you go. Look at that. 01:44:19.180 --> 01:44:23.180 You didn't make it there. It's insanely fast, man. One in spawn. 01:44:23.180 --> 01:44:27.860 I did a way that time 01:44:34.060 --> 01:44:36.060 AK here 01:44:39.660 --> 01:44:41.660 Heroic rotate 01:44:45.220 --> 01:44:48.240 My last a new teammate is just doing nothing 01:44:53.180 --> 01:44:57.420 I'll have kit, only we have time. 01:44:57.420 --> 01:45:02.820 The teammate threw it all the way for a FAMAS, man. 01:45:02.820 --> 01:45:13.380 Hey, you know what, they got one. 01:45:13.380 --> 01:45:19.220 We may have lost a round, but most importantly, our teammate got the AK. 01:45:19.220 --> 01:45:29.220 I'm going banana again. 01:45:29.220 --> 01:45:41.220 movement difference try to keep up young 01:45:41.220 --> 01:45:48.220 What the fuck? 01:45:55.380 --> 01:45:58.380 He's here. 01:45:58.380 --> 01:46:01.180 I don't know about this, I need to see the replay. 01:46:01.180 --> 01:46:04.540 How do we have three people looking at the red dot and then like there's no 01:46:04.540 --> 01:46:09.540 shots fired for five seconds? 01:46:09.540 --> 01:46:10.820 Yes, yes! 01:46:12.220 --> 01:46:13.620 No, no. 01:46:15.260 --> 01:46:16.260 Flashbang. 01:46:17.900 --> 01:46:23.180 Well, I don't know. One of our guys has, like, this play where they flash banana. 01:46:23.340 --> 01:46:26.540 Yeah, they do drop the flash on, like, our own feet. 01:46:26.540 --> 01:46:28.060 Like, yes. 01:46:28.180 --> 01:46:31.300 But I'm more like, like, I need to, from the mini-map, I was like, 01:46:31.940 --> 01:46:34.660 we have three vision cones looking at one red dot. 01:46:35.220 --> 01:46:36.940 Nobody was firing shots. 01:46:36.940 --> 01:46:43.560 I was like, I'm going to peek and surely at least we get a trade, but I just got, I just got one tap with no retribution. 01:46:48.520 --> 01:46:51.240 Good kill, good kill. We literally, we actually win this. 01:46:55.380 --> 01:46:56.880 Green one. That's pretty good, man. 01:46:59.480 --> 01:47:00.000 Green one. 01:47:04.320 --> 01:47:05.060 Yeti. 01:47:06.940 --> 01:47:11.860 they're doing something in your chat in my chat my chat just pretend you don't 01:47:11.860 --> 01:47:17.100 see it all right I'll do that yet he please never do anything terrible by the 01:47:17.100 --> 01:47:21.420 way oh if I have to deal with somebody and look at this terrible shit that yet 01:47:21.420 --> 01:47:27.100 he did and there's like hours and hours of me going now he's cool with me like 01:47:27.100 --> 01:47:32.260 it would be so bad man I don't I don't want to go through that please be like 01:47:32.260 --> 01:47:40.620 of Paragon of Moral Virtue or whatever. Forever. To be honest, y'all, oh, there's one banana. 01:47:40.620 --> 01:47:52.660 Surprise, surprise. Yes! There's three banana. I guess I should have known. You got this, 01:47:52.660 --> 01:47:58.660 I'm sorry. Let's look at this. 01:48:06.660 --> 01:48:10.660 Oh, yeah. That's just a honestly flash difference. That was a crazy good flash. 01:48:10.660 --> 01:48:14.660 Nothing I could do there. Yeah, we should be inspecting that. 01:48:14.660 --> 01:48:21.740 Of course he's not virtuous, he's banned all over Twitch. 01:48:21.740 --> 01:48:26.540 Yeah, but can I say he's banned because a lot of streamers are a little like self-righteous. 01:48:26.540 --> 01:48:29.100 He's not banned because of moral failings, at least not yet. 01:48:29.100 --> 01:48:33.940 He's banned because of, like, you broke the rules. 01:48:33.940 --> 01:48:36.460 The rules are there for a reason. 01:48:36.460 --> 01:48:37.460 Oh! 01:48:37.460 --> 01:48:38.460 Crazy. 01:48:38.460 --> 01:48:39.460 Crazy show. 01:48:39.460 --> 01:48:40.460 Oh. 01:48:40.460 --> 01:48:44.260 You know he's back left. 01:48:44.260 --> 01:48:52.420 What are you DOING, MAN? 01:48:52.420 --> 01:48:55.860 You gotta defuse the- he doesn't give a fuck, man. 01:48:55.860 --> 01:48:57.860 He doesn't give a fuck. 01:48:57.860 --> 01:49:00.900 Really, one tap him through the smoke, huh? 01:49:00.900 --> 01:49:05.700 I got banned by Apollo because after they died in PUBG, I called them Salt Gray Wolf. 01:49:05.700 --> 01:49:06.820 Yeah, that's annoying. 01:49:06.820 --> 01:49:11.580 got banned for what I would describe as a good reason to be honest. Like you'd type something 01:49:11.580 --> 01:49:16.300 deliberately to make them mad and then you're like, whoa, they got mad. Like what are you 01:49:16.300 --> 01:49:20.820 talking about? And also that must have been like years ago and you still think you're 01:49:20.820 --> 01:49:28.900 in the right, which is crazy. That's so insane. Also, Apollo's not they them, okay? They're 01:49:28.900 --> 01:49:34.580 he's asexual, which is a different thing. It's a different thing. I'm still trying to 01:49:34.580 --> 01:49:36.580 I'm not the expert of it, but... 01:49:36.580 --> 01:49:38.580 Yep, yep, I knew that was coming. 01:49:38.580 --> 01:49:40.580 Guys, there's... there's banana. 01:49:40.580 --> 01:49:42.580 Banana? 01:49:42.580 --> 01:49:44.580 Those are that one right there. He got him. 01:49:46.580 --> 01:49:48.580 What the fuck? With a shotgun? 01:49:48.580 --> 01:49:50.580 Yeah, XM's kind of beast. 01:49:50.580 --> 01:49:52.580 I got... no, I got like headbombed. 01:49:52.580 --> 01:49:54.580 You know, like when you get headshot? 01:49:54.580 --> 01:49:56.580 You can hit my headshot. 01:49:56.580 --> 01:49:58.580 Yeah. 01:49:58.580 --> 01:50:00.580 You can hit my headshot. 01:50:00.580 --> 01:50:02.580 Yeah. 01:50:02.580 --> 01:50:06.140 I don't like when you get headshot you can get my music on my XM radio 01:50:06.940 --> 01:50:10.460 You can hear my podcast on your XM radio. You know what I'm talking about 01:50:11.460 --> 01:50:13.460 Ever clear I think 01:50:13.700 --> 01:50:18.560 Can I just type it bro weird down other two eight just try please 01:50:19.100 --> 01:50:24.620 Bro, we're down to eight. Can you not just save the M4? Can you at least give it a shot? 01:50:26.500 --> 01:50:28.500 It's two to eight man 01:50:29.180 --> 01:50:32.620 What are you waiting for you got to take us you got to take a shot? 01:50:32.620 --> 01:50:35.220 I mean I get is one before where you got to do something 01:50:35.780 --> 01:50:37.780 You know take get exit for eggs 01:50:46.620 --> 01:50:51.580 Why are you running you're at your part of the way that's the whole reason you were there 01:50:51.580 --> 01:51:08.860 there mother fucker man I think they're going in a different direction 01:51:08.860 --> 01:51:15.220 I'm being shut I'm just why would they man to just keep owning how am I eating 10 I've 01:51:15.220 --> 01:51:18.180 I've been fucking feeding you, bro. 01:51:18.180 --> 01:51:20.580 Whatever, my bad, y'all. 01:51:20.580 --> 01:51:22.300 Trying to do advice. 01:51:22.300 --> 01:51:23.580 Trying to have to injure your teammates. 01:51:23.580 --> 01:51:24.700 Full advice for you? 01:51:24.700 --> 01:51:26.060 Trying to have to injure your teammates? 01:51:26.060 --> 01:51:27.540 OK, they're on site. 01:51:27.540 --> 01:51:28.420 I mean, they're up banana. 01:51:28.420 --> 01:51:28.940 They've made it. 01:51:34.100 --> 01:51:35.700 Wow, that was insane. 01:51:35.700 --> 01:51:36.740 That was unbelievable. 01:51:41.300 --> 01:51:45.020 They're playing with a lot of confidence right now. 01:51:45.020 --> 01:51:47.260 Good shooting, Cory. 01:51:47.260 --> 01:51:48.820 He also swung in headshot me. 01:51:56.100 --> 01:52:00.100 Honestly, great target selection, 01:52:00.100 --> 01:52:02.820 considering there were multiple targets. 01:52:02.820 --> 01:52:03.540 Kept it on one. 01:52:03.540 --> 01:52:04.040 That's big. 01:52:08.300 --> 01:52:09.300 Holy fuck. 01:52:09.300 --> 01:52:16.300 the 01:52:16.300 --> 01:52:22.300 the 01:52:22.300 --> 01:52:25.300 the 01:52:25.300 --> 01:52:27.300 the 01:52:27.300 --> 01:52:29.300 the 01:52:29.300 --> 01:52:31.300 the 01:52:31.300 --> 01:52:33.300 the 01:52:33.300 --> 01:52:35.300 the 01:52:35.300 --> 01:52:36.300 Oh, man. 01:52:42.300 --> 01:52:43.300 0.3. 01:52:47.300 --> 01:52:48.300 I mean, it's gotta be. 01:52:48.300 --> 01:52:50.300 Grenade up banana, but don't run up, 01:52:50.300 --> 01:52:52.300 because if you run up, they're gonna kill you. 01:52:52.300 --> 01:52:54.300 But throw a grenade up banana. 01:52:54.300 --> 01:52:56.300 It's literally free damage. 01:52:56.300 --> 01:53:14.660 I got a bomb. Purple got a bomb. Okay, a couple are A. That grenade hurt. That grenade hurt. 01:53:14.660 --> 01:53:16.860 I'm dead. 01:53:16.860 --> 01:53:24.020 So I was the only person who bought a grenade and threw it up in Anaheim. The very sight 01:53:24.020 --> 01:53:26.020 They run through every single time 01:53:29.340 --> 01:53:31.600 That's right a guy without the bombs solo a 01:53:34.700 --> 01:53:36.700 Nobody else wanted 60 free damage, I guess 01:53:38.100 --> 01:53:40.100 How much you get 60? 01:53:40.820 --> 01:53:44.540 60 60 damage. Yeah, I took a 97 to the head 01:53:46.820 --> 01:53:51.660 I mean I'm literally I will I will take a grenade over armor on round one any day of the week 01:53:51.660 --> 01:53:54.780 There's no shot of vest is doing 60 damage. I'll tell you that for free 01:53:58.780 --> 01:54:04.900 I'll have the bomb we run out and I'll need banana that need banana need banana literally will work need banana run back to mid 01:54:15.340 --> 01:54:18.720 Well, what's the point of flashing if you're a hundred feet away from the flash 01:54:21.660 --> 01:54:32.100 I did I did not have faith in my teammates air 01:54:32.100 --> 01:54:36.780 we didn't run it back should have though we didn't run it back to mid after we 01:54:36.780 --> 01:54:43.820 after we that's all right he's kind of owning it's kind of swagging up for sure 01:54:43.820 --> 01:54:56.020 Is he teleporting for you? 01:54:56.020 --> 01:54:58.620 Yeah, a little bit. 01:54:58.620 --> 01:55:07.620 Yeah, I think that he just threw the smoke to trick you, man. 01:55:07.620 --> 01:55:15.060 It's all right. It's all right. It's better to be out of this game. If we all block that 01:55:15.060 --> 01:55:17.740 dude, he's been on our team twice in a row. You think it'll not put us in a queue with 01:55:17.740 --> 01:55:18.740 him? 01:55:18.740 --> 01:55:23.420 All right. No, he was on our team last game and then he's on the other. Oh, he's on the 01:55:23.420 --> 01:55:30.500 other team this game. So we're ass. Yeah. We're the guys. He wants to block that. No, 01:55:30.500 --> 01:55:33.220 He wants to play us as many times as he can because we're- 01:55:33.220 --> 01:55:34.220 Oh, that's true, actually. 01:55:34.220 --> 01:55:36.220 Yeah, yeah, that's true. 01:55:44.220 --> 01:55:47.660 I'm gonna go like, I'm gonna go, hey, it was that. 01:55:47.660 --> 01:55:48.660 Smart idea, bro. 01:55:53.980 --> 01:55:55.260 How do you know it's the same person? 01:55:55.260 --> 01:55:58.100 Cory's on a radical communication strategy called 01:55:58.100 --> 01:56:01.740 not muting everybody and hiding all their names 01:56:01.740 --> 01:56:03.480 for his interfacing with the common man 01:56:03.480 --> 01:56:10.480 irrespective 01:56:14.860 --> 01:56:16.580 i don't know how you live 01:56:16.580 --> 01:56:19.820 shit 01:56:19.820 --> 01:56:20.980 yellow has bomb now 01:56:20.980 --> 01:56:22.780 called galeel baby 01:56:22.780 --> 01:56:24.060 i got an op 01:56:24.060 --> 01:56:26.700 i know but i mean 01:56:26.700 --> 01:56:33.700 i want to be able to shoot more than one bullet at a time on the entry 01:56:33.700 --> 01:56:37.160 library library 01:56:37.160 --> 01:56:39.380 no 01:56:39.380 --> 01:56:44.300 is it does yellow stream 01:56:44.300 --> 01:56:49.980 but i just want to talk 01:56:49.980 --> 01:56:52.580 i don't know what this is 01:56:52.580 --> 01:56:55.460 sixty nine baby 01:56:55.460 --> 01:56:57.420 i don't know what this guy said 01:56:57.420 --> 01:56:58.460 at this little kid 01:56:58.460 --> 01:57:01.260 i think it was just like 01:57:01.260 --> 01:57:02.660 did it in the other 01:57:02.660 --> 01:57:09.580 every time of the kid who's uh... one thousand nine hundred and seven 01:57:09.580 --> 01:57:12.380 is the lowest one one nine zero seven 01:57:12.380 --> 01:57:14.780 was that i don't know that was the kid or not i would also want to pay attention 01:57:14.780 --> 01:57:18.860 to the names 01:57:18.860 --> 01:57:23.940 it is twice dance rating which is insane 01:57:23.940 --> 01:57:26.820 it where is he we have to get him back 01:57:26.820 --> 01:57:30.240 he's probably training at a secret compounds in 01:57:30.240 --> 01:57:33.260 with the way you're right now 01:57:33.260 --> 01:57:35.020 he's on uh... 01:57:35.020 --> 01:57:38.020 was whatever the opposite of traders as heroes 01:57:38.020 --> 01:57:44.620 is that he's on heroes he's playing the guy who's on rimmed glasses 01:57:44.620 --> 01:57:50.500 he's doing the shall in monk training that victory when the amadean offseason 01:57:50.500 --> 01:57:52.180 But he kicked in the knees like a hundred times. 01:57:52.180 --> 01:57:57.180 He's learning to forego all material trappings 01:57:57.220 --> 01:58:00.700 and other such eco-driven pursuits in this terrestrial life. 01:58:03.500 --> 01:58:04.620 Gerald, what's wrong? 01:58:04.620 --> 01:58:06.900 You know the Spurs GM was tweaking 01:58:06.900 --> 01:58:09.060 when he saw the interview with the Shaolin monks 01:58:09.060 --> 01:58:10.940 that were like, yeah, we had Wimby climb 01:58:10.940 --> 01:58:14.060 like a mountain pass with no harnesses on. 01:58:14.060 --> 01:58:17.380 And you're like, bro, that's our number one draft pick. 01:58:17.380 --> 01:58:19.780 Like we got hundreds of millions of dollars 01:58:19.780 --> 01:58:23.680 riding on this kid what do you mean you put you took him up in the band him 01:58:23.680 --> 01:58:33.040 alias with no straps on but he fucking made it down man he made it down I got 01:58:33.040 --> 01:58:38.800 admit I did just have like an image playing my head of a really tall lanky 01:58:38.800 --> 01:58:42.360 guy falling down a hill it was kind of funny I was picturing like floating down 01:58:42.360 --> 01:58:47.040 like like with the grace of a feather touching upon the ground I pictured it 01:58:47.040 --> 01:58:51.040 Like, I don't know, like a stick bug falling out. 01:58:51.040 --> 01:58:54.960 I don't know, it's like a really stiff lens everywhere. 01:59:01.080 --> 01:59:03.000 He's like Paul Bunning in my head. 01:59:06.040 --> 01:59:09.360 I don't even know what he looked like. 01:59:09.360 --> 01:59:12.640 Victor Wembleyama, he's the most unique looking man 01:59:12.640 --> 01:59:13.820 that's ever existed. 01:59:13.820 --> 01:59:16.820 He's like seven foot two. 01:59:16.820 --> 01:59:20.940 I guess what I meant is like, is he like, 01:59:20.940 --> 01:59:24.940 is he like a Sean Bradley seven foot two or is he like a Shaq? 01:59:24.940 --> 01:59:27.740 I don't know what that means. 01:59:27.740 --> 01:59:33.940 Because Victor Wimba Yama is like 20,000 times more famous than whoever 01:59:33.940 --> 01:59:35.140 Sean Bradley is. 01:59:35.140 --> 01:59:38.900 He's just a tall white guy back in the day. 01:59:38.900 --> 01:59:42.140 Did he play basketball or did you go to school with him? 01:59:42.140 --> 01:59:52.600 You know like back back back in the day was like every every like season one team would like pick like a seven-foot guy 01:59:52.980 --> 01:59:54.980 It's like how long are they gonna last? 01:59:55.780 --> 01:59:58.920 Yeah, there's only been like a few that have lasted 01:59:59.820 --> 02:00:01.820 What is crazy is that they actually like 02:00:02.500 --> 02:00:05.660 Wendy proved me so right because for 15 years. I was like 02:00:06.180 --> 02:00:10.900 Why don't they just have the tall guys learn how to shoot three-pointers and then people like it's impossible 02:00:10.900 --> 02:00:18.640 Possible the kinematics are so different. It's literally taller. It's harder to shoot the taller you are and then this one kid from France is like 02:00:18.640 --> 02:00:20.100 Oh wait, I'll do it 02:00:20.100 --> 02:00:24.180 Fuck it. It's also I mean, it's just a it's just a fucking basketball. It's not a 3,000 pound weight 02:00:24.180 --> 02:00:27.660 But he's just a basket even if it don't matter what it'd be easier if you're taller 02:00:27.660 --> 02:00:30.620 He just you're just shooting the ball man. It doesn't like 02:00:31.620 --> 02:00:37.560 The only thing it's easier to be of your shorter is a bodybuilder because you do like three curls and all of a sudden you're like fucking yelts 02:00:38.220 --> 02:00:40.220 build like 02:00:40.900 --> 02:00:46.860 Pardon me well like a wrestler like a rest your wrestler or like a jockey or something. Yeah 02:00:51.300 --> 02:00:55.620 That's not jackie. Oh, we got ghetto Slipy on our team again green was on our team last game 02:00:58.100 --> 02:01:04.540 That is what you are put it in your car when your car pulled our 02:01:05.260 --> 02:01:09.280 Drink away with me to another place 02:01:10.900 --> 02:01:12.900 Oh 02:01:15.460 --> 02:01:18.340 You get the kpop demon hunters meal yet keep did yesterday 02:01:19.260 --> 02:01:22.980 So did I really she got the where's the devil sauce? I 02:01:23.820 --> 02:01:28.500 Don't there's two sauce. Can you ban an oobus for me real quick before I have the worst day of my life? Thank you 02:01:28.500 --> 02:01:30.500 Thank you 02:01:32.980 --> 02:01:37.900 This is what happens on what he votes nobody votes all of a sudden everyone's like why the fuck are we playing overpass? 02:01:38.580 --> 02:01:40.580 sweet chili sauce 02:01:40.900 --> 02:01:47.760 All the motherfuckers you stayed home are going who the fuck voted for overpass 02:01:49.660 --> 02:01:56.940 Was really not it just it tasted like slightly spicy honey mustard like they put they touched honey mustard with the jalapeno 02:01:56.940 --> 02:01:59.880 I gotta say they're phone reading on the sauces lately, man 02:01:59.880 --> 02:02:04.660 They gotta do really not they gotta do something more superlative for the next collab meal 02:02:05.260 --> 02:02:06.180 It was funny though 02:02:06.180 --> 02:02:11.300 We got you know, we each got a meal and like we gave the cards to our niece and 02:02:12.940 --> 02:02:16.340 Then I was like out of curiosity. I'm like, I wonder what people are selling these for an eBay 02:02:17.100 --> 02:02:19.100 Pro people are selling them for like $80 02:02:20.220 --> 02:02:22.220 Card from McDonald's Happy Meal 02:02:22.580 --> 02:02:24.580 We're buying them for 80 bucks 02:02:24.860 --> 02:02:30.620 I guess I just don't are they selling like they're also they're not just listening. Yeah, there were some that were selling prices 02:02:30.620 --> 02:02:34.380 They're all over the price, but I saw I saw an 80 and like a 40 02:02:34.380 --> 02:02:40.740 I just don't understand why they wouldn't just go to McDonald's and get it for like I think is it's only in North America, baby? 02:02:42.140 --> 02:02:45.860 Damn, so they're paying shipping on top of everything. Yeah. Yeah. I 02:02:47.020 --> 02:02:51.700 Did say price. All right, because I was thinking price and place and I combine them 02:02:51.700 --> 02:03:06.220 It's crazy the best sauce is still barbecue after all the sauce-based innovations. 02:03:06.220 --> 02:03:08.620 I don't like barbecue. 02:03:08.620 --> 02:03:12.540 I think barbecue is heavily underbought right now. 02:03:12.540 --> 02:03:13.860 I'm a honey mustard guy. 02:03:13.860 --> 02:03:17.620 But they don't even have honey mustard at McDonald's, nephew. 02:03:17.620 --> 02:03:19.100 Yeah, they have hot mustard. 02:03:19.100 --> 02:03:21.500 The hot mustard is a completely different flavor profile. 02:03:27.100 --> 02:03:27.600 Okay. 02:03:27.800 --> 02:03:29.400 Here, I'm saving. I'm smoking lab. 02:03:32.400 --> 02:03:33.400 I'm coming by a bucked. 02:03:37.100 --> 02:03:38.900 That was a great shot. I can't be mad about that. 02:03:41.900 --> 02:03:43.900 Scoops kind of went crazy with it on that one. 02:03:44.900 --> 02:03:47.100 Oh, he was on the other team last game. Fuck! 02:03:49.100 --> 02:03:52.100 Fuck, we gotta wait before we queue. 02:03:52.100 --> 02:03:56.100 I don't even know where you cover if you're not covering A. 02:04:00.100 --> 02:04:05.100 Like, what are the angles on B? B, good answer, good answer. 02:04:05.100 --> 02:04:08.100 Are these guys watching pornography? 02:04:08.100 --> 02:04:09.100 Really? 02:04:09.100 --> 02:04:11.100 It was Mike? What the fuck was that? 02:04:13.100 --> 02:04:15.100 Sean Combs? Sean Combs on our team? 02:04:19.100 --> 02:04:29.200 I think it's not an A. Oh my god, they're long. They're not, not a B. Are they that 02:04:29.200 --> 02:04:38.960 who's getting dumb? Yeah, I don't know. This is crazy. Way too sensual for a CS mic. 02:04:38.960 --> 02:04:48.320 Yowch my corny is bathroom, I think too long. I'm just bad 02:04:55.640 --> 02:05:03.040 Man look at this get the fucking deal with the devil PP by zoom man. He's got constant teens gone 02:05:03.040 --> 02:05:31.760 I don't like playing overpass at all. I feel like the fucking average voter fucked us, man. 02:05:31.760 --> 02:05:40.080 No, Constantine is not the best Keanu Reeves movie. This shit is fucking disgusting, man. 02:05:40.080 --> 02:05:44.280 The Matrix is obviously Keanu Reeves' best movie. If not the Matrix, we could have a 02:05:44.280 --> 02:05:52.800 conversation about maybe speed? One lung? Two lung? 02:05:52.800 --> 02:05:54.400 We'll be looking at A here. 02:05:54.400 --> 02:05:55.400 Bathroom. 02:05:57.900 --> 02:05:59.400 One more bathroom. 02:06:01.600 --> 02:06:03.100 Let's die tonight. 02:06:03.100 --> 02:06:05.900 Green, I thought green also was covering me a little bit. 02:06:05.900 --> 02:06:07.400 Oh, long, long, long. 02:06:13.700 --> 02:06:15.200 What's on the move? 02:06:15.200 --> 02:06:18.200 Great! Oh, I thought the P90 was gonna do it, man. 02:06:18.200 --> 02:06:34.200 I don't care what the critics say, Constantine is fun. Yeah, it's a classic like people who watch movies for a living think it's bad, but like dudes who watch two movies a year are like, why does everyone hate this? No disrespect. 02:06:34.200 --> 02:06:40.680 I would make a crazy double feature with the nice guys. 02:06:40.680 --> 02:06:45.820 What do we buy in here, Lad Stiegel? 02:06:45.820 --> 02:06:49.280 Great minds think alike. What about Point Break? 02:06:49.280 --> 02:06:53.520 Point Break is an amazing movie. I was crashing out. 02:06:53.520 --> 02:06:57.000 They shall remain unnamed, but there was a 02:06:57.000 --> 02:07:00.360 vaunted member of the Peloton Discord that said they loved 02:07:00.360 --> 02:07:04.160 Point break and then I didn't recommend the hard-boiled to them 02:07:04.160 --> 02:07:09.940 But they watched hard-boiled the next day and went I had to tap out halfway through this movie was just too much for me 02:07:09.940 --> 02:07:15.340 I don't know what the mommy be guy guy who loves point break, but doesn't like hard-boiled 02:07:16.920 --> 02:07:19.680 We contain multi-toothed bro, so I'm trying to say 02:07:19.680 --> 02:07:37.300 cover me I'm making noise oh okay Cory W play Cory W play 02:07:37.300 --> 02:07:39.300 I 02:07:48.940 --> 02:07:51.300 For you want this AK I want about 02:07:54.740 --> 02:07:58.260 Yeah, I give this you for yellow I took a lot to Poland 02:08:00.420 --> 02:08:02.900 Or he seems like a big Michael Mann guy I 02:08:02.900 --> 02:08:09.860 I could see that I could see Corey's favorite Michael man movie being heat and then maybe like having the insider a close second I 02:08:11.740 --> 02:08:17.980 Could see Corey like but I could honestly Corey no disrespect you strike me as the kind of guy who gives like Miami vice of two and a half stars 02:08:20.740 --> 02:08:24.440 Lots be I hear be girl 02:08:32.900 --> 02:08:35.900 Oh, oh, that's a bad point. 02:08:46.400 --> 02:08:47.400 Where's the last? 02:08:49.900 --> 02:08:50.900 Whatever. 02:08:51.900 --> 02:08:52.900 I have no idea where to cover. 02:08:52.900 --> 02:08:53.900 He's there, he's on me. 02:08:53.900 --> 02:08:55.900 He's on the spot that I said I don't know how to cover, 02:08:55.900 --> 02:08:57.900 so I unscoked him last mile for no reason. 02:08:58.900 --> 02:08:59.900 He killed me. 02:08:59.900 --> 02:09:18.740 I don't know what booksmart is. 02:09:18.740 --> 02:09:21.260 He did not give, he did not give Enora a one. 02:09:21.260 --> 02:09:26.300 He gave it, I think he gave it a two and a half or a two. 02:09:26.300 --> 02:09:27.300 It deserves a one. 02:09:27.300 --> 02:09:29.300 Uh, does not deserve a one 02:09:32.300 --> 02:09:36.020 That's a little insane. You're putting a little bit of evil on Sean Baker with that one 02:09:38.940 --> 02:09:40.980 Oh one low 02:09:42.820 --> 02:09:44.820 Squeaky I 02:09:46.340 --> 02:09:53.740 Got two three bathroom yellow your fuck never mind he's awesome never mind he's fucked 02:09:57.300 --> 02:10:04.900 Why was the first 30 minutes of Inora just porn? 02:10:04.900 --> 02:10:09.860 It's not porn, it's two adults having sex. 02:10:09.860 --> 02:10:18.380 That's not porn. 02:10:18.380 --> 02:10:19.380 Is everyone stupid? 02:10:19.380 --> 02:10:20.380 Don't blame them! 02:10:20.380 --> 02:10:25.900 They grew up in a time that was so open, it became like puritanical. 02:10:25.900 --> 02:10:28.300 It's a life is full of contradictions. 02:10:35.300 --> 02:10:36.340 You can do this. 02:10:36.340 --> 02:10:37.040 You heard him. 02:10:37.040 --> 02:10:38.180 He was on fire. 02:10:38.180 --> 02:10:39.280 Bro was on fire. 02:10:46.040 --> 02:10:48.580 He's valid for that one. 02:10:48.580 --> 02:10:49.740 I'm with you on the XM, bro. 02:10:49.740 --> 02:10:50.240 Let's do it. 02:10:50.240 --> 02:10:56.920 I'm gonna play B with this stuff. 02:10:56.920 --> 02:11:01.840 Let's do this, perp. 02:11:01.840 --> 02:11:15.360 Where you holding with that AWP, young pup? 02:11:15.360 --> 02:11:18.200 I'm kind of crazy with it. 02:11:18.200 --> 02:11:21.200 You till mid? 02:11:21.200 --> 02:11:26.520 I don't know, they threw a decoy beam? 02:11:26.520 --> 02:11:31.440 Um, okay, we fucking lost a huge team. 02:11:31.440 --> 02:11:32.440 Hate that. 02:11:32.440 --> 02:11:41.480 We lost a more terribly than I've ever seen it lost. 02:11:41.480 --> 02:11:42.480 You heard them? 02:11:42.480 --> 02:11:49.480 also saw our opera got fucking blown away so I was trying to cover him. W Corey. W Corey. 02:12:00.480 --> 02:12:03.780 Corey's gonna win this, Corey's gonna win this, Corey's gonna win this for us by revealing 02:12:03.780 --> 02:12:04.780 the enemy's position. 02:12:04.780 --> 02:12:09.780 You're right behind the truck. 02:12:09.780 --> 02:12:15.780 No, no, no, it's hard right. 02:12:15.780 --> 02:12:19.780 Really funny that you watched Nora on the Peloton. 02:12:19.780 --> 02:12:21.780 Two cinephiles find a way, man. 02:12:21.780 --> 02:12:26.780 I don't know why the average person who watches movies these days is like, 02:12:26.780 --> 02:12:29.780 I love movies. That's why I've only seen four of them this year. 02:12:29.780 --> 02:12:36.780 Because I can only watch them on 35 millimeter in the theater, unbothered. 02:12:36.780 --> 02:12:39.780 What the fuck? 02:12:39.780 --> 02:12:46.780 And it ruins the film for me if anybody else pulls out their phone. 02:12:46.780 --> 02:12:49.780 You never watch in theater? Oh really? 02:12:49.780 --> 02:12:53.780 So no other choice is a joke to you? 02:12:53.780 --> 02:12:56.780 There's a middle ground between that and your phone screen? 02:12:56.780 --> 02:13:02.420 Okay, fucking you watch a movie and put out 1200 killer drills in 90 minutes, then leave 02:13:02.420 --> 02:13:04.460 a fucking droll review on Letterbox. 02:13:04.460 --> 02:13:05.460 Tell me you have- 02:13:05.460 --> 02:13:06.460 Yeah. 02:13:06.460 --> 02:13:11.620 Love that, love to hear that. 02:13:11.620 --> 02:13:13.620 Don't put I can't because I beat you in the argument. 02:13:13.620 --> 02:13:16.620 There's a dude right there! 02:13:16.620 --> 02:13:17.620 Okay, you got him. 02:13:17.620 --> 02:13:22.620 I was with you, by the way, you're orange. 02:13:22.620 --> 02:13:24.620 He was by me? 02:13:24.620 --> 02:13:26.620 No, no, no. 02:13:26.620 --> 02:13:28.620 Oh, it was by the other fellow. 02:13:36.140 --> 02:13:38.940 I wish I'd made up a guy who beat an argument. No, it is. It's the beaten. 02:13:40.060 --> 02:13:43.500 I'm not losing an argument to someone who's in pre-chat, especially when I know they're in the 30s. 02:13:43.500 --> 02:13:45.500 Okay, it's just not going to happen. 02:13:51.740 --> 02:13:53.740 Now that's a cop. 02:13:56.620 --> 02:14:02.860 literally why is it why does having an op make my nose so itchy 02:14:02.860 --> 02:14:10.500 we faded one non-rock only one left bombs down rock long 02:14:10.500 --> 02:14:23.500 of the 02:14:23.500 --> 02:14:29.380 of all we run the streets bro 02:14:29.380 --> 02:14:31.080 when was the last time you changed your mind? 02:14:31.080 --> 02:14:33.280 um, the last time I was presented with new information 02:14:34.680 --> 02:14:35.180 heh 02:14:35.580 --> 02:14:37.080 hahahahah 02:14:37.380 --> 02:14:38.180 next question? 02:14:39.380 --> 02:14:40.880 if I know you got a 10 inch or 02:14:40.880 --> 02:14:42.380 mm, I wish man 02:14:43.680 --> 02:14:44.480 oh 02:14:45.880 --> 02:14:49.380 wouldn't mind having a little extra but 10 inch is probably a little too much 02:14:52.180 --> 02:14:54.480 Giro you're really starting to piss me off buddy 02:14:54.480 --> 02:14:59.760 You get serious beef with your cat, man 02:15:09.600 --> 02:15:14.840 Damn we're fucking owning them man. Who's got ten inches now? 02:15:19.360 --> 02:15:23.400 Party you're right he's up to party 02:15:24.480 --> 02:15:39.480 Come on, Green. You don't have to push him. Oh, shit, I saw him. Come on, there, fucker. 02:15:39.480 --> 02:15:53.480 No! Oh, my God, it fucking hit me. 02:15:53.480 --> 02:15:57.680 It's still hitting me, it's still hitting me. 02:15:57.680 --> 02:15:59.080 The flames are spreading. 02:16:04.320 --> 02:16:05.160 What do you think, lads? 02:16:05.160 --> 02:16:06.360 We gotta try. 02:16:06.360 --> 02:16:07.960 Whoa, every time. 02:16:07.960 --> 02:16:12.480 The Util, they don't know the Util emits a pheromone 02:16:12.480 --> 02:16:14.440 that makes them peek you. 02:16:14.440 --> 02:16:16.640 I'm gonna start using that to my advantage. 02:16:23.480 --> 02:16:28.480 utility is like a it's like when you put like deer urine on yourself when you go 02:16:28.480 --> 02:16:34.680 hunting yeah you ever been hunting Cory no I mean I don't think I'd have the 02:16:34.680 --> 02:16:41.320 stomach for it 02:16:41.320 --> 02:16:55.560 all quiet man 02:16:55.560 --> 02:17:07.440 of you fellow 02:17:07.440 --> 02:17:09.440 Bad trade 02:17:09.760 --> 02:17:11.760 Off monster 02:17:11.880 --> 02:17:13.880 Monsters big tunnel 02:17:14.480 --> 02:17:17.360 The sewer tunnel for a mouth. Yeah, yeah 02:17:19.440 --> 02:17:21.440 Crazy angle crazy angle 02:17:23.040 --> 02:17:25.040 Monster had off 02:17:30.720 --> 02:17:31.920 Mm-hmm 02:17:31.920 --> 02:17:35.280 No, it's true. You can't use the criterion channel on the Peloton screw 02:17:35.280 --> 02:17:37.280 I mean, we've covered this many times. 02:17:37.280 --> 02:17:39.920 What's crazy to me, and Corey, back me up here, 02:17:39.920 --> 02:17:42.320 people who don't watch Criterion Channel 02:17:42.320 --> 02:17:43.800 and who don't go on the Peloton Gold, 02:17:43.800 --> 02:17:45.720 here's a way to improve your workflow. 02:17:45.720 --> 02:17:48.800 Meanwhile, me, the stoic Peloton and Criterion enjoyer, 02:17:48.800 --> 02:17:50.320 just minding my own business, 02:17:50.320 --> 02:17:51.600 talking about how much I love the newest 02:17:51.600 --> 02:17:53.280 Orson Welles movie that I saw, 02:17:53.280 --> 02:17:54.720 is like, well, you're valid for that, 02:17:54.720 --> 02:17:56.920 but here's why it's wrong, okay? 02:17:56.920 --> 02:18:00.440 For one, you don't get Criterion Channel on the Peloton. 02:18:00.440 --> 02:18:03.200 Take that up with Peloton's highly-paid software engineers. 02:18:03.200 --> 02:18:08.200 Secondly, if you do have an entertainment ride, 02:18:09.520 --> 02:18:12.040 the entertainment ride doesn't let other people join you. 02:18:12.040 --> 02:18:15.480 We would lose the community aspect of the Peloton Discord. 02:18:15.480 --> 02:18:18.280 You have to do a, well, you could do a class, 02:18:18.280 --> 02:18:20.240 but we do scenic rides so that we can have 02:18:20.240 --> 02:18:22.040 multiple people on the same ride 02:18:22.040 --> 02:18:23.840 and all give each other high fives. 02:18:27.840 --> 02:18:28.880 Ooh, good eyes. 02:18:28.880 --> 02:18:42.700 Oh my god. We did it. Everyone's on Zwift already? Yeah, but there's Zwifters. I don't 02:18:42.700 --> 02:18:46.000 know if they even ride that much, man, because all I've ever seen in the Peloton Discord 02:18:46.000 --> 02:18:50.080 is like the trainer road AI told me it's supposed to be a rest day today and who am 02:18:50.080 --> 02:18:57.720 I to argue. If Chip's backing me up, then you know it's real. Is Chip and I are beefing 02:18:57.720 --> 02:18:59.720 over Minnesota sports right now. 02:19:08.720 --> 02:19:11.720 I just lost hearing in my left ear. 02:19:11.720 --> 02:19:13.720 Oh, no. No, it's back. 02:19:13.720 --> 02:19:15.720 It's bad. It's going. 02:19:15.720 --> 02:19:17.720 Oh, no. 02:19:17.720 --> 02:19:19.720 Those little like bubbles. 02:19:19.720 --> 02:19:21.720 Yeah, something like that. 02:19:27.720 --> 02:19:38.440 You should go see a doctor. Brother, I live in Canada. If I wanted to have someone tell 02:19:38.440 --> 02:19:43.600 me to kill myself for free, I'd just open chat. Know what I'm talking about? Cory, what 02:19:43.600 --> 02:19:46.000 are your thoughts on this whole maid situation? 02:19:46.000 --> 02:19:53.000 the 02:19:53.000 --> 02:19:59.000 the 02:19:59.000 --> 02:20:08.280 the 02:20:08.280 --> 02:20:15.080 the 02:20:45.080 --> 02:20:50.900 oh shit that's a that's a very fucking viewport bro never mind we own him 02:20:50.900 --> 02:20:54.540 sounds like he's monster 02:20:56.540 --> 02:20:59.900 my legs 02:21:03.500 --> 02:21:06.380 you can do it 02:21:06.380 --> 02:21:09.580 what are you doing 02:21:09.580 --> 02:21:17.500 I literally would have made it, I literally would have made it, that's insane. 02:21:17.500 --> 02:21:26.220 What are you, what are you doing? 02:21:26.220 --> 02:21:30.380 Bro double-scooped on the bomb, like for, for what? 02:21:30.380 --> 02:21:31.380 For what purpose? 02:21:31.380 --> 02:21:39.380 Oh, it's fucking funny, man, oh, it's funny. 02:21:39.380 --> 02:21:42.980 Double flash monster P250 rush. 02:21:42.980 --> 02:21:46.380 I gotta uncross my legs and shit the fuck up. 02:21:46.380 --> 02:21:48.580 You got legs crossed? 02:21:48.580 --> 02:21:52.980 My legs crossed the whole round. 02:21:52.980 --> 02:21:53.980 In a Herman Miller? 02:21:53.980 --> 02:21:54.980 Yeah. 02:21:54.980 --> 02:21:55.980 Monster. 02:21:55.980 --> 02:21:56.980 Here we go. 02:21:56.980 --> 02:21:57.980 Double flash. 02:21:57.980 --> 02:21:58.980 Forty. 02:21:58.980 --> 02:21:59.980 Forty. 02:21:59.980 --> 02:22:00.980 Forty. 02:22:00.980 --> 02:22:01.980 Forty. 02:22:01.980 --> 02:22:02.980 Forty. 02:22:02.980 --> 02:22:03.980 Forty. 02:22:03.980 --> 02:22:04.980 Forty. 02:22:04.980 --> 02:22:09.020 to 02:22:09.020 --> 02:22:11.920 the 02:22:11.920 --> 02:22:15.760 the 02:22:15.760 --> 02:22:18.760 the 02:22:18.760 --> 02:22:22.240 the 02:22:22.240 --> 02:22:24.200 the 02:22:24.200 --> 02:22:26.200 I 02:22:29.800 --> 02:22:31.800 Say Brad, we saw your boat 02:22:38.120 --> 02:22:40.120 You knew I was coming up 02:22:42.920 --> 02:22:46.640 Why is everyone on burst a bro is immune to bullets have you noticed this 02:22:54.200 --> 02:22:56.200 I 02:22:57.660 --> 02:23:02.440 Same plan enable swag mode. Oh, that's my fucking problem. I need to enable swag mode 02:23:03.120 --> 02:23:07.520 Cory Fitzcarral, though, we're burden of dreams and be so fucking dead ass with me 02:23:08.760 --> 02:23:10.760 You see me 02:23:12.440 --> 02:23:14.440 The one of the two I can pronounce 02:23:15.840 --> 02:23:17.840 No, Fitzcarral, though, bro 02:23:17.840 --> 02:23:22.640 No, it's Werner Herzog man Klaus Kinski type shit 02:23:33.880 --> 02:23:41.120 Yeah, that's unfortunate you got an angel in heaven you're a little shit 02:23:41.120 --> 02:23:51.120 four of us died. Yeah. Yeah, 02:23:51.120 --> 02:24:02.480 flashed. I'm saving. What are 02:24:02.480 --> 02:24:04.480 we going to do? Well, yeah. 02:24:04.480 --> 02:24:06.480 Not really saving. I'm just a 02:24:06.480 --> 02:24:08.480 broke in a manner of speaking. 02:24:08.480 --> 02:24:16.480 Oh, way well. 02:24:16.480 --> 02:24:19.480 Guy from Puma Man is in Fitzcarraldo. 02:24:19.480 --> 02:24:26.680 W information, but also this is your brain on the Angry Video Game Nerd. 02:24:26.680 --> 02:24:31.560 Nothing long. 02:24:31.560 --> 02:24:33.760 We should all stop with pistols. 02:24:33.760 --> 02:24:46.240 got to get a long kick holy fuck what just happened you activated one guy there I got 02:24:46.240 --> 02:24:54.200 some damage on him you fucking own me with an AK 02:24:54.400 --> 02:24:56.400 W reload 02:25:00.040 --> 02:25:02.040 Oh 02:25:05.120 --> 02:25:08.160 Was a crazy crazy deagle shot 02:25:09.140 --> 02:25:12.100 One of those shots I swear to you I didn't even see him 02:25:13.280 --> 02:25:16.240 Yeah, my brain just went there he is 02:25:17.000 --> 02:25:19.000 Yeah, yeah, those are the best 02:25:24.200 --> 02:25:31.200 I'm not sure what's going on. 02:25:31.200 --> 02:25:34.200 God damn. 02:25:34.200 --> 02:25:41.200 Bring me some higher love. 02:25:41.200 --> 02:25:55.760 Okay, um, what happened? 02:25:55.760 --> 02:25:56.760 I don't know. 02:25:56.760 --> 02:25:58.760 I don't know. 02:25:58.760 --> 02:26:00.760 Damn. 02:26:00.760 --> 02:26:02.760 Damn. 02:26:02.760 --> 02:26:04.760 Damn. 02:26:04.760 --> 02:26:06.760 Damn. 02:26:06.760 --> 02:26:09.920 Damn Damn 02:26:09.920 --> 02:26:14.800 Give me a knife or gloves 02:26:14.800 --> 02:26:19.600 Give me a knife or gloves 02:26:19.600 --> 02:26:23.940 It's the knife or gloves that I've been 02:26:23.940 --> 02:26:27.940 I've got dreams in my head and they don't go 02:26:27.940 --> 02:26:35.640 What is this guy doing? Spirit is in my head and they won't go 02:26:35.640 --> 02:26:37.640 Oh, red. 02:26:40.240 --> 02:26:43.440 Hate this stim. It's not a stim. It's a really good song. 02:26:52.040 --> 02:26:55.840 Pac-1 pick one, sad-eyed lady of the lowlands or visions of Johanna. What do you think, Corey? 02:26:57.640 --> 02:26:59.940 Pac-1 pick one, a repeater or the argument? 02:26:59.940 --> 02:27:06.940 I'm taking 13 songs, but no disrespect to you. 02:27:06.940 --> 02:27:15.940 You can give that as an option. 02:27:15.940 --> 02:27:20.940 Okay, it's scout time. 02:27:20.940 --> 02:27:22.940 100 02:27:23.500 --> 02:27:25.500 28 kills on this beast 02:27:38.460 --> 02:27:42.980 We're elevating this beyond the typical counter-strike stream the typical counter-strike stream is like 02:27:44.980 --> 02:27:48.940 Connector and that's it that might be all you get for like a half an hour, man 02:27:48.940 --> 02:27:57.300 a lit one long there's two coming long pushing you I'm be you are be our bomb 02:27:57.300 --> 02:28:05.660 is uh is party bomb is down part missed so bad 02:28:07.900 --> 02:28:12.580 purple's got this purple's got this for sure I'm ready for the next round 02:28:12.580 --> 02:28:21.520 got this for sure. Swag. See? 02:28:21.520 --> 02:28:29.520 71 in one. I'm going to give you 02:28:29.520 --> 02:28:31.520 your in your shit, huh? 02:28:31.520 --> 02:28:33.520 Honestly, like I've played much 02:28:33.520 --> 02:28:35.520 worse rounds in this, but 02:28:35.520 --> 02:28:37.520 never in history have I been 02:28:37.520 --> 02:28:39.520 more confident that we are going 02:28:39.520 --> 02:28:41.520 to have a loss here. I think we 02:28:41.520 --> 02:28:45.200 I think we have, what I would describe as less than zero team cohesion. 02:28:48.200 --> 02:28:51.800 Some guy on the other team just keeps talking, man. 02:28:55.080 --> 02:28:56.760 I think he only won his first game. 02:28:56.760 --> 02:28:59.840 Librarian as the record keeper, you have a responsibility to be honest. 02:28:59.840 --> 02:29:01.040 We won our first two games. 02:29:03.560 --> 02:29:06.000 In fact, the very first game, we were 13 and L. 02:29:07.960 --> 02:29:09.360 And by we, I mean myself. 02:29:10.240 --> 02:29:12.240 Cory was not here for that one yet 02:29:14.340 --> 02:29:16.640 Good kill good kill 02:29:24.440 --> 02:29:26.440 He's playing connector 02:29:34.000 --> 02:29:36.000 He's rotating 02:29:36.000 --> 02:29:39.520 See now, this is this is your typical counter-strike stream 02:29:42.320 --> 02:29:45.760 There's two valley well there is 02:29:51.760 --> 02:29:59.480 Play that blue a nice trash situation player purple has let me and they've stopped receiving communications from the remote host the blue name is 02:30:01.360 --> 02:30:05.000 Made me think they were dead a blue team color 02:30:06.000 --> 02:30:16.900 I don't think he left so much as like he literally felt his face get hot and said fuck this and 02:30:16.900 --> 02:30:22.240 like probably punched his computer and broke the glass and then right now his fist is stuck 02:30:22.240 --> 02:30:30.340 in the computer tower and he's like he's literally fucking being electrocuted to death 02:30:30.340 --> 02:30:31.340 right now. 02:30:31.340 --> 02:30:33.780 Oh wait he's back actually nevermind he's chill. 02:30:33.780 --> 02:30:43.260 a ghost in the damn machine bro that's major kuzanagi bro if I've ever seen one 02:30:43.260 --> 02:31:04.900 I think we have B right now. 02:31:04.900 --> 02:31:08.020 Alright, I'll drop bomb on playground in case you're curious. 02:31:08.020 --> 02:31:23.280 It's unfortunate. It's not a major Kusanagi. It's Lieutenant Kusanagi. Yeah. Majors. Isn't 02:31:23.280 --> 02:31:36.100 major the last playground? Oh, never mind. You got you got. Yeah, it's major. Who said 02:31:36.100 --> 02:31:38.220 Can somebody figure out who said Lieutenant? 02:31:38.220 --> 02:31:41.500 I want them, they were watching the movie on their phone. 02:31:41.500 --> 02:31:44.580 I bet they, every review of every movie they've ever seen 02:31:44.580 --> 02:31:47.960 on Letterbox says, who's a little slow? 02:31:52.140 --> 02:31:56.060 Yeah, it's pretty good, but it starts a little slow 02:31:56.060 --> 02:31:58.140 and the ending's a little weak. 02:31:58.140 --> 02:32:00.140 But there was about 45 seconds in the middle 02:32:00.140 --> 02:32:02.660 during the action scenes where I thought this was one 02:32:02.660 --> 02:32:04.060 of the best movies ever made. 02:32:06.100 --> 02:32:15.340 Disco Elysium reference. For the last time, I haven't watched SpongeBob SquarePants, okay? 02:32:15.340 --> 02:32:18.220 You can keep referencing it. It doesn't make you evil for referencing it, but I've never 02:32:18.220 --> 02:32:19.220 seen it. 02:32:49.220 --> 02:32:51.920 I'm afraid something's going to drop. 02:32:51.920 --> 02:32:56.620 You didn't realize how much better people would do in this game. 02:32:56.620 --> 02:32:58.020 They just took the knives away. 02:33:00.320 --> 02:33:00.820 Oh, yeah. 02:33:02.620 --> 02:33:02.920 All right. 02:33:02.920 --> 02:33:04.720 The guy on our team told them to knife him. 02:33:05.120 --> 02:33:07.220 Oh, OK. 02:33:07.220 --> 02:33:07.820 All right. 02:33:08.720 --> 02:33:09.320 Yeah. 02:33:09.320 --> 02:33:14.020 Guy on our team told him to knife and then told him to like uninstall basically after. 02:33:14.020 --> 02:33:20.780 Can you give me like a couple minutes to feed this ravenous beast? 02:33:20.780 --> 02:33:21.780 I can. 02:33:21.780 --> 02:33:25.540 And I'll be right back. 02:33:25.540 --> 02:33:29.340 I've muted Corey so he doesn't have to hear the terrible news that I also have to leave 02:33:29.340 --> 02:33:34.340 early today because there's something going on in my daughter's school. 02:33:34.340 --> 02:33:42.100 It's not his fault, but I'm not going to tell him that he can't feed his cats because 02:33:42.100 --> 02:33:46.100 because I got to leave early to go to my daughter's school. 02:33:46.100 --> 02:33:48.660 But they are always making some stuff up. 02:33:48.660 --> 02:33:53.580 Now, listen, there's good reasons for it most of the time. 02:33:53.580 --> 02:33:56.220 They are always like, hey, can you swing by? 02:34:01.620 --> 02:34:04.660 They're always asking me to swing by at like a quarter 02:34:04.660 --> 02:34:09.740 after one, and you're like, is anybody working this town? 02:34:09.740 --> 02:34:11.720 No, I'm the first person to push back 02:34:11.720 --> 02:34:15.400 and say, quarter after one doesn't work for me. 02:34:15.400 --> 02:34:17.640 Like, that seems surprising to me, 02:34:17.640 --> 02:34:21.400 because I have a very set-in-my-own-hours type 02:34:21.400 --> 02:34:22.040 of job. 02:34:22.040 --> 02:34:25.480 I can't be the first one to be like, that's tough. 02:34:25.480 --> 02:34:26.760 That's a tough time for me. 02:34:37.000 --> 02:34:38.520 I can see why you keep in-game muted. 02:34:38.520 --> 02:34:39.480 They be saying stuff. 02:34:39.480 --> 02:34:41.280 People will be like, just let them say slurs, 02:34:41.280 --> 02:34:43.320 So you can tell them the dude's on cat, buddy. 02:34:43.320 --> 02:34:46.040 I turned into an ex on cat. 02:34:46.040 --> 02:34:47.120 They should know. 02:34:47.120 --> 02:34:50.280 Just look at the buggy minimap, bro. 02:34:50.280 --> 02:34:54.920 It's communicated subtextually via body language. 02:34:54.920 --> 02:34:55.920 Seriously, Lamal? 02:34:55.920 --> 02:34:58.120 Lyndon B. Johnson, I haven't forgot about you thinking 02:34:58.120 --> 02:35:01.080 that you were in the right for getting banned from Apollo's 02:35:01.080 --> 02:35:03.480 chat for deliberately baiting him, OK? 02:35:03.480 --> 02:35:04.480 Forever. 02:35:04.480 --> 02:35:05.960 And it's literally not my fault. 02:35:05.960 --> 02:35:07.920 People will say I'm evil for remembering. 02:35:07.920 --> 02:35:08.920 It's literally passive. 02:35:08.920 --> 02:35:11.120 I have no control over it. 02:35:11.120 --> 02:35:13.880 You're the one who typed it, so it's obviously your fault. 02:35:16.400 --> 02:35:18.360 I can't not remember it. 02:35:18.360 --> 02:35:20.080 How can you tell someone that you can't tell someone 02:35:20.080 --> 02:35:22.080 to forget about it, unless you're Italian? 02:35:25.320 --> 02:35:26.800 That means I might as well go pee 02:35:26.800 --> 02:35:28.200 while Corey's feeding his cat. 02:35:33.600 --> 02:35:34.440 Okay. 02:35:38.840 --> 02:35:39.840 Please mute it. 02:35:41.120 --> 02:35:50.080 Did he go? 02:35:50.080 --> 02:35:56.840 He went to piss. 02:35:56.840 --> 02:36:01.080 He just got up to pee as I got back. 02:36:01.080 --> 02:36:02.080 I should have pissed. 02:36:02.080 --> 02:36:07.960 I was like, I'm not going to pee because he's going to be waiting. 02:36:07.960 --> 02:36:12.960 Go pee? No, I want to be here. 02:36:12.960 --> 02:36:25.960 How concerned should I be that I haven't heard back from my mother? 02:36:25.960 --> 02:36:30.960 After her portrait fell off our wall and broke this morning. 02:36:30.960 --> 02:36:44.080 I knew you were back because I saw a bunch of munk of s in the chat so I was like I know 02:36:44.080 --> 02:36:46.280 this guy's saying something right now. 02:36:46.280 --> 02:36:54.200 What the fuck it's an omen I know I met a messenger. 02:36:54.200 --> 02:36:56.200 I was muted y'all my bad. 02:36:56.200 --> 02:36:57.200 Yeah. 02:36:57.200 --> 02:37:10.840 call her I don't know I feel like a like a like a weirdo what happened like I woke up 02:37:10.840 --> 02:37:17.680 to my mother's like a picture of my mom fell off the wall and broke yeah okay face down 02:37:17.680 --> 02:37:24.920 glass broken I messaged her I messaged her this morning was like oh how was the rest 02:37:24.920 --> 02:37:28.200 some other's day I haven't heard anything 02:37:29.960 --> 02:37:35.240 I don't want to be the type of guy in the clean even that shit you know 02:37:36.480 --> 02:37:40.300 what'd you dream about last night 02:37:40.800 --> 02:37:46.420 oddly enough getting like a hundred thousand followers on Twitch that way 02:37:46.420 --> 02:37:51.980 isn't that sad well I don't know I wouldn't call any dreams sad it's more 02:37:51.980 --> 02:37:57.660 like how was your reaction if your reaction was like yeah that's pretty sad if your reaction was like 02:37:58.380 --> 02:38:01.340 that ain't nothing to a beast like me then that's kind of swag 02:38:03.580 --> 02:38:05.180 how bad news for you oh no 02:38:08.940 --> 02:38:10.140 no no no 02:38:10.140 --> 02:38:27.820 Oh, I did the meat slide did you sweet I don't know man my brain was all fucked up. 02:38:27.820 --> 02:38:29.980 I don't know what I was doing though. 02:38:29.980 --> 02:38:31.980 No I hear that. 02:38:31.980 --> 02:38:38.380 There's no consistency to like I'm telling the BC government to send out more Amber Alerts 02:38:38.380 --> 02:38:41.220 cause like I remember my dreams when I wake up at 1 a.m. 02:38:43.140 --> 02:38:43.420 Well, 02:38:44.860 --> 02:38:47.100 they should be sending out like an Amber alert. I'm gonna say 02:38:47.100 --> 02:38:50.020 we need more to the fire. I didn't say we need more child 02:38:50.020 --> 02:38:55.940 kidnappings. I just we need more Amber alerts. Don't virtue 02:38:55.940 --> 02:38:59.220 signal to me. You you woke up and said I'm glad that they sent 02:38:59.220 --> 02:39:03.100 that out. I woke up and said, Oh, shit, I put I got my fucking 02:39:03.500 --> 02:39:07.260 Kevlar vest on I got in my car and started scouting around 14 02:39:07.260 --> 02:39:11.020 hours away from where the supposed kidnapping took place looking for a woman 02:39:11.020 --> 02:39:13.740 of average height with her two biological children. 02:39:13.740 --> 02:39:17.420 Okay, we're not this, I was out there combing the streets buddy. 02:39:17.420 --> 02:39:21.340 That was a call to action that we received on our cell phone. I was like, excuse me, 02:39:21.340 --> 02:39:26.940 have you seen, have you seen a five foot four mother of two with kids that resemble her? 02:39:26.940 --> 02:39:29.460 Here's her name by the way. 02:39:29.460 --> 02:39:34.620 The amount of pushback for me is making a joke. 02:39:34.620 --> 02:39:36.960 this weird like action with you 02:39:36.960 --> 02:39:39.620 made of yourself here 02:39:39.620 --> 02:39:42.780 the government said we need someone with your skills and i said say no more 02:39:42.780 --> 02:39:43.700 david 02:39:43.700 --> 02:39:47.060 broke by one man might not like it just 02:39:47.060 --> 02:39:51.380 no i i would literally i woke up i saw it and they went 02:39:51.380 --> 02:39:53.140 and i'd press the button 02:39:53.140 --> 02:39:56.780 as fast as i could to dismiss it before my wife and child woke up 02:39:56.780 --> 02:39:58.760 and then uh... 02:39:58.760 --> 02:40:02.460 went to reddit dot com slash r slash vancouver to see if anybody else was 02:40:02.460 --> 02:40:06.620 posting about the amber alert and then I saw that a bunch of people were like 02:40:06.620 --> 02:40:09.780 yep I saw it too and then I went 02:40:13.020 --> 02:40:19.500 anyone else hate this fuck-ass amber alert okay but like we should be able to 02:40:19.500 --> 02:40:24.140 criticize this one because they sent it out to the whole province and terrorist 02:40:24.140 --> 02:40:29.300 British Columbia is 14 hours away by a driving from Vancouver they got to have 02:40:29.300 --> 02:40:34.220 some nuance on the geo targeting. Otherwise, if this shit happens in San Francisco, they 02:40:34.220 --> 02:40:42.780 might as well send an Amber alert up to BC as well. There's got to be some nuance. 02:40:42.780 --> 02:40:46.140 I'm not saying never send out an Amber alert. I'm just saying like, do you have to send 02:40:46.140 --> 02:40:51.500 it out with the klaxon that's like you are all going to fucking die right now also is 02:40:51.500 --> 02:40:56.740 one in the morning and they couldn't possibly have made it to your location by now. 02:40:56.740 --> 02:40:57.740 That's true. 02:40:57.740 --> 02:41:03.820 And not to be the other side of the virtue signalers, I'm sure some motherfuckers were 02:41:03.820 --> 02:41:08.860 tired as fuck at work all of a sudden, oh damn, my cardiologist is like, I'm feeling 02:41:08.860 --> 02:41:15.900 a little faded today, sorry, I can't do your heart transplant, like, not to be, not to 02:41:15.900 --> 02:41:20.660 be insane, like people wake up at night all the time, but like, let's, to wake up five 02:41:20.660 --> 02:41:28.500 and a half million people let's make sure it's it's at least relevant oh shit 02:41:28.500 --> 02:41:32.780 did you see the lightning last night I heard the thunder I did not see the 02:41:32.780 --> 02:41:39.820 lightning man it's crazy well that wasn't that crazy but for out here it was 02:41:39.820 --> 02:41:43.460 kind of crazy that I've ever seen lightning before lightning the type of 02:41:43.460 --> 02:41:48.940 shit that has people on our slash Vancouver going like holy fuck yeah did 02:41:48.940 --> 02:41:49.940 Did anyone else see that? 02:41:57.940 --> 02:41:59.440 Big ass raindrops too. 02:42:00.440 --> 02:42:01.940 It was like being on the east coast again. 02:42:04.440 --> 02:42:06.940 I'm thinking it's got to be probably ramp. 02:42:12.940 --> 02:42:13.940 Some outside. 02:42:18.940 --> 02:42:32.380 I think they've made it look like there's a secret look at his cheeky little fucking 02:42:32.380 --> 02:42:44.780 angle mate fuck they're at our spawn they're planting a what the fuck once again forgot 02:42:44.780 --> 02:42:46.780 I'm not on the fucking tea side, bro 02:42:47.900 --> 02:42:50.320 Look at it. He's going. What are you guys doing down there? 02:42:53.300 --> 02:42:55.300 Other shots were kind of crazy though 02:42:56.780 --> 02:42:58.780 Damn 02:43:00.660 --> 02:43:02.660 They should add a 02:43:03.500 --> 02:43:08.260 Fucking like a double jump. You're absolutely right or like for for a thousand bucks 02:43:08.260 --> 02:43:16.540 You could buy like one co2 canister to put in your shoes so you could jump from sight to heaven 02:43:18.500 --> 02:43:23.780 Okay, like if you threw it at your feet and then jumped on it it would go like and take you to heaven 02:43:27.460 --> 02:43:32.620 You want the rocket jump yeah, yeah, just one rock just one 02:43:36.020 --> 02:43:38.020 Anyone want to cover outside 02:43:38.260 --> 02:43:44.420 AFK's got it, don't worry. Let's do this green. Travis. 02:43:46.460 --> 02:43:51.700 Silo. Tulab. Tulabi. 02:43:56.940 --> 02:44:03.700 Slumped one mini. Loved that for you. Oh, on A, on A with bomb. 02:44:03.700 --> 02:44:07.260 Yeah, we lost Lobby man. That's crazy 02:44:08.620 --> 02:44:14.220 38 and one I literally I saw I saw him get tapped though. That doesn't seem right to me. I 02:44:15.180 --> 02:44:17.980 Saw he took five pellets in the in the guts 02:44:18.900 --> 02:44:20.900 Just doesn't seems a little sus 02:44:25.500 --> 02:44:30.780 Susular Adam they call him. Hey damn Adam Sessler reference 02:44:30.780 --> 02:44:38.220 I give that reference to her Morgan connects them all 02:44:38.220 --> 02:44:45.840 I'll fuck Lobby fast a fast a 02:44:45.840 --> 02:44:50.840 time Korea respect teammates don't give a fuck 02:44:50.840 --> 02:44:57.840 They see that 3B, but I don't know why they're on A. 02:45:03.840 --> 02:45:06.840 I guess we're going through Squeaky. 02:45:09.840 --> 02:45:13.840 When did 5Ks get so good at premier? Have you ever noticed that? 02:45:13.840 --> 02:45:24.680 for you got the rare dr. Kivorkian kill did you see that no assisted suicide type shit 02:45:24.680 --> 02:45:27.680 oh 02:45:27.680 --> 02:45:34.360 my gun 49 damage in three rounds that's pretty good 02:45:34.360 --> 02:45:37.360 I want to go. 02:45:37.360 --> 02:45:40.360 I want to go. 02:45:40.360 --> 02:45:44.360 And Corey's got 523 damage. Where are they coming every round Corey? I want to get some 02:45:44.360 --> 02:45:48.360 util damage. I've seen them. I've seen them A. 02:45:48.360 --> 02:45:52.360 What channel did they use to make their entry into A? 02:45:52.360 --> 02:45:55.360 Uh, both. 02:45:55.360 --> 02:45:59.360 Then squeaky and unsqueaky. 02:45:59.360 --> 02:46:02.360 One's out high. 02:46:02.360 --> 02:46:04.360 That'll help the damage down there. 02:46:09.060 --> 02:46:11.560 Yep, yep. Should've switched to the pistol. 02:46:11.560 --> 02:46:14.560 You can fucking see me, bro. Let me out, let me out, let me out! 02:46:23.560 --> 02:46:25.560 Damn. Damn, I'm fucking zooming. 02:46:25.560 --> 02:46:27.560 Oh, oh. You can shot from behind too. 02:46:28.360 --> 02:46:29.560 There's only one left, man. 02:46:30.060 --> 02:46:30.860 Oh, never mind. 02:46:30.860 --> 02:46:37.380 Oh that's your guy shooting. What are you talking about? I shot him in the damn 02:46:37.380 --> 02:46:44.660 solar plexus. It's not an AWP. Oh yeah it's around four we're over three. 02:46:44.660 --> 02:46:50.940 Yeah, the tapir's got an AWP. What the fuck? The fuck is tapered? Our green yellow? 02:46:50.940 --> 02:46:53.540 Yellow has AWP. 02:46:53.540 --> 02:47:05.060 71 and one. Oh, I did a hundred damage, but spread exactly between two different fellas. 02:47:05.060 --> 02:47:20.100 Now we fucking pop off, man. Damn, I didn't realize we're CT as well. That's fucked up. 02:47:20.100 --> 02:47:22.540 losing the first three rounds on CT is devastating. 02:47:22.540 --> 02:47:23.740 It's pretty bad. 02:47:23.740 --> 02:47:25.220 Pretty bad. 02:47:25.220 --> 02:47:25.720 Decoy. 02:47:29.740 --> 02:47:30.460 Oh, man. 02:47:30.460 --> 02:47:35.700 T-side going to be tweaking off that decoy, for sure. 02:47:35.700 --> 02:47:36.900 They're going to be like, what? 02:47:40.380 --> 02:47:41.140 What are they doing? 02:47:50.100 --> 02:47:55.340 The humble headshotler. 02:47:55.340 --> 02:47:57.340 One by red. 02:47:57.340 --> 02:48:00.660 Yep. 02:48:00.660 --> 02:48:07.540 Eyes are burning like I'm in a staring contest, man. 02:48:07.540 --> 02:48:15.020 That's obviously the dude I headshot. 02:48:15.020 --> 02:48:17.020 Went down, went down, Ben. 02:48:17.020 --> 02:48:18.020 Squeaky. 02:48:18.020 --> 02:48:19.020 Squeaks him. 02:48:19.020 --> 02:48:34.020 my bad he's planting a he's planting B damn my hearing is fucking cracked man 02:48:34.020 --> 02:48:36.020 I 02:48:45.060 --> 02:48:48.260 Want to refund off that one. No damn that shit looks like a magic I 02:48:50.220 --> 02:48:52.220 I did spray an L on there on the 02:48:53.420 --> 02:48:55.700 Keyside truck. I love that 02:48:57.980 --> 02:48:59.980 The Princess Pink loser 02:48:59.980 --> 02:49:12.620 We're going to go to kill this round 233 damage no kills I literally have a headshot and I 02:49:12.620 --> 02:49:27.500 have 71 damage in a moment to scout there guys pushing them outside it's working it's 02:49:27.500 --> 02:49:39.260 working he's a god and it's part of his name actually one on the ramp more on the trophy 02:49:39.260 --> 02:49:46.020 side purple let's push him together yeah let's do this together like maybe let's throw some 02:49:46.020 --> 02:49:48.680 you tell Adam and push him. 02:49:48.680 --> 02:49:50.720 Do you have his last one here? 02:49:50.720 --> 02:49:52.120 Yeah, his last. 02:49:52.120 --> 02:49:54.560 And the lobs? 02:49:54.560 --> 02:49:56.640 Lobby clear, ish. 02:49:56.640 --> 02:49:57.400 One guy said. 02:49:57.400 --> 02:49:58.320 Outside silo. 02:49:58.320 --> 02:50:00.840 Red box outside. 02:50:00.840 --> 02:50:01.320 Jeez. 02:50:04.520 --> 02:50:06.800 Gerald, what is the problem today? 02:50:06.800 --> 02:50:09.480 Are you OK? 02:50:09.480 --> 02:50:12.440 Been asking myself the same question, man. 02:50:12.440 --> 02:50:14.760 Bro kind of fell off. 02:50:14.760 --> 02:50:19.600 his hand rolls have been like seriously lacking 02:50:19.600 --> 02:50:22.880 he's got to be like a hundred and forty if he's still around 02:50:22.880 --> 02:50:27.440 i think he's still alive 02:50:27.440 --> 02:50:34.200 i mean when you're a brand you'd like never die 02:50:34.200 --> 02:50:36.560 they won't let you 02:50:36.560 --> 02:50:38.000 Russell's real lucky 02:50:38.000 --> 02:50:40.680 fast squeaky 02:50:40.680 --> 02:50:42.920 shit shit 02:50:42.920 --> 02:50:44.800 They're gonna be, they're gonna be. 02:50:44.800 --> 02:50:45.800 Let's go through ramp. 02:50:48.320 --> 02:50:49.320 You and me, brother. 02:50:50.080 --> 02:50:50.580 Hoop! 02:50:59.980 --> 02:51:00.480 Don't shoot. 02:51:06.580 --> 02:51:07.660 Can you comms me purple? 02:51:10.220 --> 02:51:12.500 He's still up, up, he's coming down squeaky now. 02:51:12.920 --> 02:51:17.800 Yeah, they're both like in through the single door 02:51:29.800 --> 02:51:31.800 To kill 02:51:33.880 --> 02:51:39.520 Who kills that time and purple purple you're really fucking it up man you're fucking it up for the rest of us 02:51:39.520 --> 02:51:45.880 Pressure no pressure purple you got 12,000 gold in your pocket, bro. You got 12,000 gill by some materia 02:51:49.600 --> 02:51:51.600 He not by anything 02:51:54.280 --> 02:51:57.800 Those literally he's quite chatting and stream right now. Sorry. I got this ranked in 02:52:03.320 --> 02:52:06.320 One less love that 02:52:09.520 --> 02:52:12.020 I saw him sneak back to the lobby. 02:52:12.020 --> 02:52:14.160 Coming back towards the lobby, yeah. 02:52:18.360 --> 02:52:20.860 Outside. 02:52:27.560 --> 02:52:29.660 Great outdoors, huh? 02:52:29.660 --> 02:52:30.800 I think they're under. 02:52:30.800 --> 02:52:33.880 They're under the planting B. 02:52:39.520 --> 02:52:43.600 But your loving arms down, baby. 02:52:43.600 --> 02:52:44.100 Ooh. 02:52:44.100 --> 02:52:46.800 Tin, plain, tin, plain, tin, plain, tin, plain. 02:52:46.800 --> 02:52:49.280 There are double doors. 02:52:49.280 --> 02:52:51.960 But your loving arms down, baby. 02:52:51.960 --> 02:52:52.840 Check this out. 02:52:52.840 --> 02:52:54.440 Did they have plants? 02:52:54.440 --> 02:52:57.320 I love that. 02:52:57.320 --> 02:52:59.160 Looks like you were pointing it at the guy you killed. 02:52:59.160 --> 02:53:02.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:53:02.720 --> 02:53:03.520 100%, bro. 02:53:03.520 --> 02:53:13.520 I'm not going to be there. 02:53:13.520 --> 02:53:17.520 He said doesn't know when I was holding up hidden body shots. 02:53:17.520 --> 02:53:21.520 Yeah, doing something on holy. 02:53:21.520 --> 02:53:25.520 Pretty good. Sam Neil. 02:53:25.520 --> 02:53:32.520 Watching Dragon Ball Broly. Oh. 02:53:32.520 --> 02:53:34.520 Silo jumpers. 02:53:37.920 --> 02:53:39.920 Confirming your silo call. 02:53:42.720 --> 02:53:44.720 Red box going secret, he said. 02:53:51.160 --> 02:53:53.920 It might already be down. They are. 02:53:53.920 --> 02:54:21.120 I see you Corey. Someone watch A, they said. We got a fella in hell. Bombs here, so. 02:54:21.120 --> 02:54:28.120 Oh, he's single. 02:54:28.120 --> 02:54:37.120 100% 02:54:37.120 --> 02:54:46.120 W. W. Corey. 02:54:46.120 --> 02:54:51.360 I'll be your teammate. Your teammate is on vents looking at the bottom of the ladder to see if he comes from upper 02:54:52.400 --> 02:54:54.400 Okay 02:55:00.400 --> 02:55:02.400 He made us looking the other way on vents 02:55:04.120 --> 02:55:08.320 He hears steps they've grabbed bomb and killed you does it matter 02:55:09.080 --> 02:55:15.040 He's grabbed bomb and killed you. He's also killed round one round one. Holy shit. W. Corey. No reason work out 02:55:16.120 --> 02:55:23.120 No reason to push it off. 02:55:23.120 --> 02:55:25.560 Greatest win of all time. 02:55:25.560 --> 02:55:26.560 This is how it should be. 02:55:26.560 --> 02:55:28.760 Corey and me neck and neck at the top of the team. 02:55:28.760 --> 02:55:30.680 Let's do this shit. 02:55:30.680 --> 02:55:32.680 Well, Madden. 02:55:32.680 --> 02:55:36.840 It doesn't matter if we win, you're just wasting money. 02:55:36.840 --> 02:55:37.840 Did he say that? 02:55:37.840 --> 02:55:39.480 That's what I said, yeah. 02:55:39.480 --> 02:55:42.200 YouTube is the worst thing that's ever happened to video games, man. 02:55:42.200 --> 02:55:46.320 fucking I would know 02:55:46.320 --> 02:55:50.240 nobody ever says well good job we won the round 02:55:50.240 --> 02:55:51.520 it is a woman 02:55:51.520 --> 02:55:52.880 i wouldn't have done it 02:55:52.880 --> 02:55:59.880 but the gold graph is going to look really bad on that one 02:56:00.740 --> 02:56:03.860 out swag one 02:56:03.860 --> 02:56:07.580 on the trophy and also blew up his corpse with a grenade 02:56:07.580 --> 02:56:10.820 Love that. Put a frag in his mouth and then made him bite down. 02:56:20.520 --> 02:56:23.480 I really thought I had him. I really thought I had him, man. Where was he? 02:56:23.520 --> 02:56:27.500 He was outside at spawn. Close to silo, but on the lower end. 02:56:27.500 --> 02:56:40.820 I'll be your teammate again your teammate is looking at red box outside 02:56:40.820 --> 02:57:02.120 The level of the first officer that was a great kill on your car, but also I kind of 02:57:02.120 --> 02:57:12.600 deserve it because I wanted to talk so bad. I really wanted to talk so bad but I was like 02:57:12.600 --> 02:57:23.440 don't do it, don't do it, let it focus. So if anything that's kind of like as a gravity 02:57:23.440 --> 02:57:36.720 assist. Oh my god. 02:57:36.720 --> 02:57:49.360 Oh, I blame my teammate. I blame my fucking teammate. Yeah, yellow, you... Now you're 02:57:49.360 --> 02:57:56.080 down here doing nothing got mine all skill got mine 02:57:57.200 --> 02:58:02.160 man that was kind of playing with a 10 inch or at least it's been straight at 02:58:02.160 --> 02:58:06.920 the flash that's an okay interesting idea 02:58:06.920 --> 02:58:16.920 I don't know what to do with it. 02:58:16.920 --> 02:58:18.920 This is the dude who got you killed. 02:58:18.920 --> 02:58:23.920 The dude holding the eye of force. 02:58:23.920 --> 02:58:26.920 Honestly, it's crazy that you move slower when you get shot. 02:58:26.920 --> 02:58:30.920 Like, if anything, I would be moving faster. 02:58:30.920 --> 02:58:31.920 I would be like, game, get me out of there. 02:58:31.920 --> 02:58:33.920 I just got shot. 02:58:33.920 --> 02:58:39.000 up my ass on the ladder and slowed me down and then just left and like everybody rushing 02:58:39.000 --> 02:58:47.080 to A. It's a $300 M4 skin. Yeah, whatever. I got like an $800 knife. I'm not good. 02:58:47.080 --> 02:58:51.160 More you spend the less you got. Give it a think about it that way. He might be the 02:58:51.160 --> 02:58:55.200 poorest motherfucker out there. Some people are so broke all they have is money. Type 02:58:55.200 --> 02:59:03.760 shit outside maybe silo for sure 02:59:03.760 --> 02:59:16.760 two dead minis 02:59:16.760 --> 02:59:27.760 of the 02:59:27.760 --> 02:59:35.920 I'm with you Corey where you popping out oh one more vent one last one your event 02:59:35.920 --> 02:59:40.920 He was right side back. 02:59:40.920 --> 02:59:45.920 The last guy. 02:59:45.920 --> 02:59:52.920 Open the door! 02:59:52.920 --> 02:59:57.920 That's fucking crazy! 02:59:57.920 --> 03:00:03.920 They are flaming that guy for sure. 03:00:03.920 --> 03:00:05.960 Flaming that guy for sure. 03:00:07.660 --> 03:00:08.860 Oh, man. 03:00:11.060 --> 03:00:13.700 I was just standing there, infusing the box. 03:00:13.700 --> 03:00:15.060 I thought he was in the van. 03:00:15.060 --> 03:00:16.900 I was like, there's no way you could get there. 03:00:20.500 --> 03:00:21.040 What's the play? 03:00:21.040 --> 03:00:21.540 IGL. 03:00:22.880 --> 03:00:23.540 Ah, I know. 03:00:23.540 --> 03:00:23.880 Yes. 03:00:24.880 --> 03:00:25.280 B. 03:00:26.140 --> 03:00:26.480 Ram. 03:00:26.780 --> 03:00:27.380 Ram brush. 03:00:28.240 --> 03:00:29.120 Ram brush. 03:00:33.920 --> 03:00:59.200 I'm not the last man out of spawn I think I blew one of your up with a grenade. 03:00:59.200 --> 03:01:00.040 Another one hell. 03:01:03.480 --> 03:01:05.800 Is that thought I heard one? Oh, one down B. 03:01:06.280 --> 03:01:10.200 What a ramp! Why didn't we go down the ramp? We had the ramp! 03:01:13.760 --> 03:01:14.920 Or you got the bomb player. 03:01:15.480 --> 03:01:16.280 I know, I know. 03:01:29.200 --> 03:01:39.200 I'm your teammate's eyes. He's watching heaven. 03:01:39.200 --> 03:01:44.200 He's nothing. He sees nothing. 03:01:44.200 --> 03:01:45.200 It's heaven. 03:01:45.200 --> 03:01:49.200 It's heaven. Confirmed. Your teammate has abandoned you. 03:01:49.200 --> 03:01:52.200 Go hut. Good kill, man. Holy shit. 03:01:52.200 --> 03:01:54.200 I'll just do the ace and plant the bomb. 03:01:54.200 --> 03:01:56.200 Damn! The ace! 03:01:56.200 --> 03:01:57.880 I'll just do the ace and plant the bomb. 03:01:57.880 --> 03:01:59.880 BAM! The ace planer! 03:02:01.720 --> 03:02:03.320 Wait, we could fucking win this, man. 03:02:07.480 --> 03:02:09.480 Oh, you gotta buy a frag and throw it outside. 03:02:11.240 --> 03:02:11.960 That's a ticket. 03:02:13.960 --> 03:02:15.880 BAM! Bros. 24 and 9. 03:02:21.080 --> 03:02:22.840 I'm feeling this nuke today. 03:02:22.840 --> 03:02:29.000 I love nuke. I get so upset when people vote ban it for no reason and then we end up playing fucking anubis, bro 03:02:30.360 --> 03:02:33.240 I have had the worst game of all time on nuke 03:02:35.720 --> 03:02:37.720 One down miniature 03:02:45.800 --> 03:02:47.800 Fuck it i'd win 03:02:47.800 --> 03:03:02.800 Yeah, let's go. Damn rare re by armor type situation. I literally think for my 03:03:02.800 --> 03:03:09.160 playstyle the Galile is better. It seems over the AK. It seems to have the 03:03:09.160 --> 03:03:13.360 exact same accuracy. It does less damage but that literally doesn't matter if you 03:03:13.360 --> 03:03:17.320 miss and it costs less money. So explain to me objectively how how the AK is 03:03:17.320 --> 03:03:33.040 better. Bam, one blue box left. Like around there. Fuck it. Fuck it, I'm taking bomb 03:03:33.040 --> 03:03:44.040 secret bro. Got mine. I'm with you. Huge. The hell was that? Sounded like control. 03:03:44.040 --> 03:03:49.520 wasn't control much event 03:03:49.520 --> 03:04:00.080 peppers my I'm with you Kim 03:04:03.520 --> 03:04:10.720 ones on site above left or after yep I'm dead shouldn't have peaked 03:04:10.720 --> 03:04:19.780 grenade oh shit motherfucker that was a good in mother fucker good initiate man 03:04:19.780 --> 03:04:24.600 give me all my gas we're fucking fatter dude 03:04:27.800 --> 03:04:32.660 he gagged me with the grenades no doubt about that 03:04:33.540 --> 03:04:37.260 tell me I'll discombobulated 03:04:40.720 --> 03:04:47.040 purple purple give me one good say uncle or I kill purple on this round right 03:04:47.040 --> 03:04:53.640 now I'm not saying on pros on 20 ADR 03:04:53.640 --> 03:05:12.320 I missed. Oh, fuck. Where was he? He's on this pin. He was right there. Throw a decoy 03:05:12.320 --> 03:05:14.800 I'm freaking the fuck out making crap his pants 03:05:25.840 --> 03:05:27.920 Huge W peak 03:05:32.600 --> 03:05:35.640 I'm dead bombs right in front of secret you know where you got you from 03:05:37.440 --> 03:05:39.440 There 03:05:39.440 --> 03:05:42.840 There is you got him you got him you know where there is 03:05:43.700 --> 03:05:47.860 You got him you got him. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm fucking here guy behind you behind you behind you above 03:05:50.280 --> 03:05:52.280 Motherfucker 03:05:52.400 --> 03:05:54.400 W comms Corey 03:05:55.080 --> 03:05:57.080 I'm secret 03:05:58.280 --> 03:05:59.960 I'm secret 03:05:59.960 --> 03:06:02.560 Yes, mom is that secret really? 03:06:03.360 --> 03:06:06.920 Because it looks like it's in the middle of like the oh never mind. I thought I had bomb 03:06:06.920 --> 03:06:20.600 my bad ignore me the commler could be on hot 03:06:24.280 --> 03:06:32.720 motherfucker man motherfucker he was in the one direction you didn't look I was 03:06:32.720 --> 03:06:36.280 gonna go chill lobby for like half a second 03:06:36.920 --> 03:06:38.920 I 03:06:41.680 --> 03:06:46.000 You ran he wants to do what's the big be ramp? What who called him who called it? 03:06:47.080 --> 03:06:52.840 Green maybe green bucket. We trust him six and thirteen desperate times call for desperate measures 03:06:53.480 --> 03:06:55.480 You pulled it way back 03:07:06.920 --> 03:07:10.840 You kind of push him 03:07:15.000 --> 03:07:20.400 Damn purple is insane at swapping guns like they they've got some hours in the game for sure 03:07:22.560 --> 03:07:29.560 Oh, oh one's down the guy didn't even see him bro. Yeah, he was blue uniform blended in with the stainless steel pillar 03:07:33.100 --> 03:07:35.100 What the fuck our purple is good now I 03:07:35.100 --> 03:07:42.460 I would you he was on site near near a pillar 03:07:47.820 --> 03:07:49.820 Bebe 03:08:00.660 --> 03:08:02.660 No, no, no 03:08:05.100 --> 03:08:24.860 he's healed he's healing bro he's healing he's healing i didn't believe in any of that 03:08:24.860 --> 03:08:27.180 No confidence whatsoever. 03:08:34.860 --> 03:08:37.200 Very valuable round for sure. 03:08:37.200 --> 03:08:39.100 There's a vibre set if nothing else. 03:08:41.620 --> 03:08:42.460 Oh. 03:08:45.740 --> 03:08:46.940 He's dead ass. 03:08:46.940 --> 03:08:47.780 He's lucky. 03:08:47.780 --> 03:08:49.940 He's lucky that they didn't have mechanism. 03:08:51.100 --> 03:08:52.660 I would have taken a mechanism situation 03:08:52.660 --> 03:08:54.500 and I would have remembered a unit for sure. 03:08:54.500 --> 03:09:01.500 that's 250 healing and we bro 03:09:01.500 --> 03:09:02.500 she's no joke 03:09:02.500 --> 03:09:05.140 all of our pushing hobby 03:09:05.140 --> 03:09:12.140 that was crazy 03:09:12.740 --> 03:09:16.500 i bomb to dammit 03:09:16.500 --> 03:09:18.740 service out 03:09:18.740 --> 03:09:20.340 walters get 03:09:20.340 --> 03:09:26.340 No damage taken. 03:09:26.340 --> 03:09:27.340 All right. 03:09:27.340 --> 03:09:32.340 They're on Econ too, I think. 03:09:32.340 --> 03:09:36.340 Equal flash. 03:09:36.340 --> 03:09:37.340 Flash flash. 03:09:37.340 --> 03:09:38.340 I'm flushed. 03:09:38.340 --> 03:09:39.340 Good try. 03:09:39.340 --> 03:09:46.340 That round was fucked up. 03:09:46.340 --> 03:09:55.340 the loud like angle checker here. 03:09:55.340 --> 03:09:58.340 Oh, what is that? 03:09:58.340 --> 03:10:02.340 Is he got that little bag on his gun? 03:10:02.340 --> 03:10:03.340 This is thug life. 03:10:03.340 --> 03:10:04.340 Crazy man. 03:10:04.340 --> 03:10:06.340 What is this place? 03:10:06.340 --> 03:10:08.340 Still got the price tag on it. 03:10:08.340 --> 03:10:15.340 They are the moldy gloves. 03:10:15.340 --> 03:10:18.420 Rose slumped on the roof like Charles Melton and made December 03:10:27.060 --> 03:10:32.500 You see that one Corey Todd Fields, no good movie good ass movie men 03:10:45.340 --> 03:10:49.380 I can't buy. 03:10:49.380 --> 03:10:53.380 Crazy. 03:10:53.380 --> 03:10:57.380 Somebody pick this up to mom. I can't buy. 03:10:57.380 --> 03:11:01.380 You're dead ass second most breaded man. We're all in the same boat here. 03:11:01.380 --> 03:11:05.380 What do you think player? I'm broke. 03:11:05.380 --> 03:11:09.380 One big season. 03:11:09.380 --> 03:11:11.380 I 03:11:15.660 --> 03:11:20.500 Got it again. Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna hold frame on the roof with them again 03:11:24.780 --> 03:11:26.780 Could be worse purple's fucking AFK 03:11:30.180 --> 03:11:32.180 He's probably hitting the bong row 03:11:36.740 --> 03:11:38.740 This 03:11:39.380 --> 03:11:40.420 confidence 03:11:40.420 --> 03:11:43.600 ten inches 03:11:43.600 --> 03:11:47.400 but opens week you're gonna hit you're gonna have a job 03:11:47.400 --> 03:11:50.300 i'm ready 03:11:50.300 --> 03:11:51.620 many of the whole 03:11:51.620 --> 03:11:54.500 park 03:11:54.500 --> 03:11:57.920 literally hit a head shot but he has two helmets on 03:11:57.920 --> 03:11:58.780 let's go around 03:11:58.780 --> 03:12:03.540 mother fucker 03:12:03.540 --> 03:12:07.760 stuff 03:12:07.760 --> 03:12:10.100 The pod field is tar, you're thinking of Todd Haynes. 03:12:10.100 --> 03:12:12.660 It's crazy how many of our best directors are named Todd. 03:12:12.660 --> 03:12:14.220 I would not have expected it. 03:12:14.220 --> 03:12:16.500 Who's the best director named Kyle, man? 03:12:18.620 --> 03:12:19.620 Kyle? 03:12:19.620 --> 03:12:22.700 Do we have a peak director named Kyle yet? 03:12:25.500 --> 03:12:28.660 Do Kyle Gass help directing Tanisha's D? 03:12:28.660 --> 03:12:29.700 Probably. 03:12:29.700 --> 03:12:30.540 Wouldn't surprise me. 03:12:30.540 --> 03:12:33.420 I'm Kyle Mooney, you guys haven't seen Y2K. 03:12:37.760 --> 03:12:42.040 He just called me a spruced up knucklehead. 03:12:42.040 --> 03:12:52.720 He wants to rush secret. 03:12:52.720 --> 03:12:56.640 In this house, never mind I'm dead, in this house Corey makes the calls cause he's the 03:12:56.640 --> 03:12:58.880 only person on our team who's actually doing anything. 03:12:58.880 --> 03:13:02.720 So I'm a hundred percent not listening to anybody whose name is just one of the primary 03:13:02.720 --> 03:13:08.840 colors I'll take it after free 03:13:08.840 --> 03:13:12.000 damn 03:13:12.000 --> 03:13:14.800 so no one's gonna try to get bomb huh? 03:13:14.800 --> 03:13:23.000 or did you drop bomb in like a place we can't get it? yeah it's on top of silo 03:13:23.000 --> 03:13:27.640 bomb is on top of silo 03:13:27.640 --> 03:13:30.480 oh shit you can do this 03:13:30.480 --> 03:13:32.720 They're on top of silo too. That's gonna be tough. 03:13:35.380 --> 03:13:36.420 Is the enemy on silo? 03:13:36.420 --> 03:13:37.080 Yeah. 03:13:41.380 --> 03:13:42.660 I believe one is silo. 03:13:50.660 --> 03:13:52.160 Should we comm assist on that one? 03:13:54.660 --> 03:13:57.160 I don't know where he's going now. 03:13:57.160 --> 03:14:04.160 You're gonna save off? Is that what's happening? Might be the move, honestly. 03:14:04.160 --> 03:14:15.160 Oh, shit, we've only won, bro! I like that guy. Kyle Warkai. I forgot about that guy. 03:14:15.160 --> 03:14:23.160 Who? Ah, he directed In the Mood for Love. In the Mood for Monster Energy Drink. 03:14:27.160 --> 03:14:32.980 And if all that angels is true, it's true. 03:14:32.980 --> 03:14:36.540 Goat moving, it's no balls up. 03:14:36.540 --> 03:14:39.540 It's alright though. 03:14:39.540 --> 03:14:40.540 They tried. 03:14:40.540 --> 03:14:41.540 Allegedly. 03:14:41.540 --> 03:14:49.860 Oh, they're on fire y'all, y'all right there purple? 03:14:49.860 --> 03:15:06.100 I got a reef on my op. 03:15:06.100 --> 03:15:07.340 They've opened squeaky. 03:15:07.340 --> 03:15:11.860 His soul left his body. 03:15:11.860 --> 03:15:18.860 Oh my god, he only shoulder puked me. 03:15:18.860 --> 03:15:20.860 He's good. 03:15:20.860 --> 03:15:22.860 What head shot you? 03:15:22.860 --> 03:15:24.860 I don't really understand. 03:15:24.860 --> 03:15:25.860 Simple, better eyes. 03:15:25.860 --> 03:15:36.860 It's that simple. 03:15:36.860 --> 03:15:37.860 I would like the wall. 03:15:37.860 --> 03:15:39.860 No, it's more of a quarry thing to put the smoke in your mouth 03:15:39.860 --> 03:15:47.860 down. Oh. Is there even if he 03:15:47.860 --> 03:15:49.860 wins, is there anything more 03:15:49.860 --> 03:15:51.860 annoying than seeing that your 03:15:51.860 --> 03:15:53.860 teammate who's last alive has an 03:15:53.860 --> 03:15:55.860 op? You're like, you know this 03:15:55.860 --> 03:15:57.860 dude ain't going anywhere. 03:15:59.860 --> 03:16:01.860 He ain't going to press the issue 03:16:01.860 --> 03:16:03.860 at all. 03:16:05.860 --> 03:16:07.860 Get ace, bro. 03:16:07.860 --> 03:16:09.860 He's an ace, yeah 03:16:13.740 --> 03:16:15.740 1500 bucks in my pocket, man 03:16:23.260 --> 03:16:27.100 Rich coming from you, let's just keep the conversation here on on purple 03:16:32.820 --> 03:16:34.820 There we go be 03:16:34.820 --> 03:16:39.580 let's do it one really good guy be maybe 03:16:44.300 --> 03:16:51.460 fuck it I got a headshot pick on the guy who opened squeaky fuck fuck fuck 03:16:51.460 --> 03:17:18.260 I was going over there y'all. 03:17:18.260 --> 03:17:20.260 Oh, not well. Not great. 03:17:21.260 --> 03:17:22.260 He's dead. 03:17:34.260 --> 03:17:37.260 Dan, the fellas out hot? Oh, the ones on hot. 03:17:37.260 --> 03:17:38.260 One's on hot. 03:17:40.260 --> 03:17:41.260 Papa hot. 03:17:41.260 --> 03:17:48.260 I'm not sure what that is. 03:17:48.260 --> 03:17:53.260 Papa Hut, they're calling it the best pizza place ever invented. 03:17:53.260 --> 03:18:00.260 It's like above you. 03:18:00.260 --> 03:18:03.260 Oh, one's heaven. And the guy just does not look around, man. 03:18:03.260 --> 03:18:07.260 Just missed my flick. It would have caught him right here. 03:18:07.260 --> 03:18:09.140 I've done a serpentine out through the top of the side. 03:18:09.140 --> 03:18:10.540 Oh, that's rough. 03:18:14.700 --> 03:18:16.380 Do we have money this round? 03:18:16.380 --> 03:18:17.940 2700, bro. 03:18:17.940 --> 03:18:19.620 No. 03:18:19.620 --> 03:18:20.980 Oh, you cons. 03:18:20.980 --> 03:18:21.700 You got to buy. 03:18:21.700 --> 03:18:23.020 You got to buy on this one, though. 03:18:26.700 --> 03:18:27.220 That's true. 03:18:27.220 --> 03:18:28.300 11-11, make a wish. 03:18:31.100 --> 03:18:33.940 I wish for us to win. 03:18:33.940 --> 03:18:36.580 I wish for purple to get the 1k damage total before the end 03:18:36.580 --> 03:18:42.980 the match. And then I wish that you give me a 4k this round because I spent my wish selflessly 03:18:42.980 --> 03:18:43.980 on another individual. 03:18:43.980 --> 03:18:45.980 fuck 03:18:46.620 --> 03:18:48.620 he'll be smoked, he'll be smoked quick 03:18:51.980 --> 03:18:53.420 he went down, he went down 03:18:53.420 --> 03:18:55.420 yellow made it down for sure 03:18:57.500 --> 03:18:59.500 damn 03:19:13.980 --> 03:19:16.980 I'm just going to plant up here. 03:19:16.980 --> 03:19:17.980 Huge. 03:19:17.980 --> 03:19:26.980 I'm watching Mini. 03:19:26.980 --> 03:19:31.060 They're coming from ramp? 03:19:31.060 --> 03:19:32.060 In heaven? 03:19:32.060 --> 03:19:36.980 They got the one on ramp. 03:19:36.980 --> 03:19:50.980 Oh, good shake guys way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, 03:19:50.980 --> 03:19:51.980 wait. 03:19:51.980 --> 03:19:54.420 M4 on the ground for someone, he said. 03:19:54.420 --> 03:19:57.900 Is it better than the one I already have? 03:19:57.900 --> 03:19:58.900 No. 03:19:58.900 --> 03:19:59.900 No. 03:19:59.900 --> 03:20:00.900 I don't know. 03:20:00.900 --> 03:20:01.900 No, no, it's not. 03:20:01.900 --> 03:20:04.340 Both skinless. 03:20:04.340 --> 03:20:08.900 You gotta throw a grenade outside on this round, because if you get one pick it's over. 03:20:08.900 --> 03:20:14.740 Do it, Corey, do it. 03:20:14.740 --> 03:20:20.100 Do it, do it. 03:20:20.100 --> 03:20:22.780 I don't want to go outside because I don't want you to. 03:20:22.780 --> 03:20:26.780 I'm going to throw a grenade over the blue garage and get a kill. 03:20:39.780 --> 03:20:42.780 Okay, I don't know why we would smoke that, but okay. 03:20:42.780 --> 03:20:44.780 So we can get down to secret, bro. 03:20:44.780 --> 03:20:46.780 Oh, you want to go secret? 03:20:47.780 --> 03:20:50.780 I can't find it once we smoked it. 03:20:50.780 --> 03:20:56.380 I'm dead. She's trying to help. I got one mini though. One left. Okay. There's one left. Oh, he's on he's on 03:20:57.020 --> 03:21:00.620 In hut in hut. I've done damage to him. I shot him in the penis 03:21:04.940 --> 03:21:06.940 Yeah 03:21:07.180 --> 03:21:09.180 We've only one T-Shite nuke, bro 03:21:13.100 --> 03:21:14.700 Let's go 03:21:14.700 --> 03:21:16.940 W cori on now on for sure. W cori 03:21:16.940 --> 03:21:24.380 And I suck for like the last six rounds too, I mean I was bad and purple was half as good as me 03:21:24.460 --> 03:21:30.940 That's just scary you pulled it way back though. I mean if you just toss me an op I'll top frag. It's that simple 03:21:32.460 --> 03:21:39.460 Got a problem with fiscal responsibility though because I spend like rounds two through six just buying the most expensive shotgun I can afford I 03:21:39.460 --> 03:21:45.240 I got one more Amy before I have to leave the stream a little bit early to make sure 03:21:45.240 --> 03:21:47.620 I make it to school for my daughter's thing. 03:21:47.620 --> 03:21:50.620 Well, what's she doing today? 03:21:50.620 --> 03:21:52.620 She's got stuff going on. 03:21:52.620 --> 03:21:53.620 Oh, okay. 03:21:53.620 --> 03:21:57.220 Don't really want to, you know, unveil the whole school calendar live in front of thousands 03:21:57.220 --> 03:21:58.220 of people. 03:21:58.220 --> 03:22:00.220 I'm just wondering if it was like a performance or something. 03:22:00.220 --> 03:22:06.220 Yeah, yeah, I don't really want to get like more specific about it. 03:22:06.220 --> 03:22:12.220 For obvious reasons, you know. 03:22:12.220 --> 03:22:15.220 Egg eats, yeah. 03:22:15.220 --> 03:22:24.220 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 03:22:24.220 --> 03:22:26.220 Damn. 03:22:26.220 --> 03:22:28.220 I'm about to level up, too. 03:22:28.220 --> 03:22:31.220 I've got two stars on my blue circle. 03:22:31.220 --> 03:22:35.100 Yeah, she bit a teacher. 03:22:35.100 --> 03:22:40.300 Bit a teacher on the arm. 03:22:40.300 --> 03:22:44.100 Yeah, she bit, she bit, well, doesn't, the teacher's gonna have their name out there, 03:22:44.100 --> 03:22:46.460 but due to the laws here, they can't name the kids. 03:22:46.460 --> 03:22:50.900 So I told her to get in a few more before she turns 18. 03:22:50.900 --> 03:22:52.900 I 03:22:57.620 --> 03:22:59.620 Based yeah 03:23:00.300 --> 03:23:04.020 And who's the I don't know I wasn't there. I'm getting it all second hand 03:23:04.020 --> 03:23:08.960 So I don't know maybe the teacher was maybe the teacher smelled like fried chicken or something. I don't know 03:23:09.460 --> 03:23:12.100 Like is she actually bite her teacher? No, man 03:23:12.100 --> 03:23:14.100 And she's not actually by far. 03:23:14.100 --> 03:23:18.940 I'm not sure how far we're going with this. 03:23:18.940 --> 03:23:22.860 What's crazy is that you met my daughter like four times. 03:23:22.860 --> 03:23:26.100 Yeah, 100% you know that she could bite her teacher. 03:23:26.100 --> 03:23:29.700 You know that at least it's possible that she's 03:23:29.700 --> 03:23:31.420 got the bite her phenotype. 03:23:31.420 --> 03:23:34.580 So that's real and I can't be mad at you for that. 03:23:34.580 --> 03:23:35.780 Any kid is capable. 03:23:35.780 --> 03:23:37.980 No, but she's more capable than most. 03:23:37.980 --> 03:23:39.380 But not all, for sure. 03:23:39.380 --> 03:23:40.580 I'm not even so. 03:23:40.580 --> 03:23:41.700 Yeah, yeah. 03:23:41.700 --> 03:23:45.540 Look at the other team other team. They had a lot of they had a lot of good ratings on their team 03:23:46.540 --> 03:23:49.980 Yeah, I don't want to play Mirage again 03:23:54.340 --> 03:23:56.340 Inferno, I'm afraid I 03:23:57.940 --> 03:24:04.700 Mean dust is up look at their 10k's are twice as good. They play inferno. Oh shit. They're fucked, bro 03:24:08.900 --> 03:24:10.900 Okay, we're doing T first 03:24:11.700 --> 03:24:15.340 Oh, excuse me, I'm dying. 03:24:15.340 --> 03:24:17.780 Cat aggro, Phantom coughs. 03:24:17.780 --> 03:24:19.780 Let's roll. 03:24:19.780 --> 03:24:23.180 This next plague of locusts. 03:24:23.180 --> 03:24:25.780 Oh, shit. 03:24:25.780 --> 03:24:27.180 Plague of baggles, actually. 03:24:27.180 --> 03:24:28.180 Plague of baggles. 03:24:35.060 --> 03:24:38.180 Boy, you ever have men of Shevets? 03:24:38.180 --> 03:24:39.180 The wine? 03:24:39.180 --> 03:24:41.180 The wine or any but maybe the matzo 03:24:41.820 --> 03:24:43.420 Yeah, yeah, definitely 03:24:43.420 --> 03:24:45.220 I had it all 03:24:45.220 --> 03:24:51.380 Did as good as it looks like a filter fish. No, it's not the wine anyways wines terrible 03:24:56.060 --> 03:25:02.340 What where we going where we going squad? Why is that? Okay? All right 03:25:02.340 --> 03:25:04.340 Well 03:25:08.420 --> 03:25:14.460 All right squad where we going I don't know what he would be I think yellows afk man 03:25:19.540 --> 03:25:23.820 Love that love that I flash you out a I get two picks I smoked the cross I 03:25:25.980 --> 03:25:30.400 Plant the bomb I defuse the bomb easy and easy. There's one 03:25:32.340 --> 03:25:34.340 There's two. 03:25:34.340 --> 03:25:36.340 Along. 03:25:36.340 --> 03:25:39.340 He's on the fucking barrel, bugle smoke. 03:25:42.340 --> 03:25:44.340 That's smart. That's my honest thought. 03:25:44.340 --> 03:25:46.340 I would use my bad smoke to my advantage, 03:25:46.340 --> 03:25:47.340 but he used it to his advantage. 03:25:47.340 --> 03:25:49.340 He was CT. 03:25:55.340 --> 03:25:58.340 I like the revolver that says help. 03:25:58.340 --> 03:26:01.340 It's got help carved into the handle. 03:26:01.340 --> 03:26:03.340 You see T still 03:26:06.660 --> 03:26:12.520 What he's on site going a what the fuck is that now you see team and trust me don't listen to these other fools 03:26:22.060 --> 03:26:24.900 Guys our dude team karma's fuck dude 03:26:24.900 --> 03:26:28.700 good quality to me nobody else loves you Corey only I love you listen to me 03:26:28.700 --> 03:26:33.620 follow the sound of my voice it's it's already fuck why are you listening to 03:26:33.620 --> 03:26:39.140 them listen to me it's so funny that's true on-site going a I didn't really 03:26:39.140 --> 03:26:51.860 clock how crazy that fuck are you talking about 03:26:52.540 --> 03:26:54.540 I'm flashing over at 03:26:56.260 --> 03:27:00.460 I assume they're cat bro, they're CT they want to keep us from getting on the site 03:27:02.900 --> 03:27:05.380 Horrible smoke we take advantage of that 03:27:13.500 --> 03:27:15.500 Some CT 03:27:15.500 --> 03:27:22.500 I mean, that's a save. 03:27:22.500 --> 03:27:25.500 Okay. 03:27:25.500 --> 03:27:38.500 He nodded his head when he saw me. 03:27:38.500 --> 03:27:41.500 I think he recognized me. 03:27:41.500 --> 03:27:44.500 Master Chief. 03:27:44.500 --> 03:27:48.940 the galile is literally OP bro 03:27:51.900 --> 03:27:57.580 there was a down nod you know what that means it means the fellas bald 03:28:06.460 --> 03:28:10.140 third the call 03:28:10.140 --> 03:28:28.820 Flash in my teammate and getting a pick. 03:28:28.820 --> 03:28:29.820 Where's this happening? 03:28:29.820 --> 03:28:30.820 He's on fire at the car. 03:28:30.820 --> 03:28:31.820 Did you get him? 03:28:31.820 --> 03:28:36.820 I didn't get him. 03:28:36.820 --> 03:28:38.820 Someone got him I think. 03:28:38.820 --> 03:28:40.820 Okay, he's pretty. 03:28:42.500 --> 03:28:44.500 Double-climbed slur. 03:28:46.500 --> 03:28:48.500 Planting? 03:28:48.820 --> 03:28:53.220 Yeah, sure, block the plant spot, bro. I'm planting, man. I'm planting. I'm the guy. 03:28:58.580 --> 03:29:00.580 Thank you for dying so I can clutch. 03:29:00.580 --> 03:29:13.020 I love that. Even better. It stings more to get killed by your own gun. That's why you 03:29:13.020 --> 03:29:24.500 go M4 over AK. Confidence is a huge part of Counter Strike. I just don't know how. I don't 03:29:24.500 --> 03:29:26.740 I don't know if it's a hundred or like ninety five percent. 03:29:29.220 --> 03:29:30.220 It's one of the two though. 03:29:40.620 --> 03:29:42.540 We smoke it and go guys. Smoke it and go. Ready? 03:29:50.140 --> 03:29:52.060 Oh no, I threw our bomb to an offer. 03:29:54.500 --> 03:30:05.700 How does that not kill? He should be dead. There's one coming. Cat, be careful. He's 03:30:05.700 --> 03:30:09.300 been killed already. Never mind. Disregard my console. 03:30:09.300 --> 03:30:24.340 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, man, no. What is this guy doing? Play at the pub? 03:30:24.340 --> 03:30:30.180 Oh, shit, that was good, man. 03:30:30.180 --> 03:30:34.180 But how swag would it be if you got collateral through you? 03:30:34.180 --> 03:30:37.100 Did you know you got killed by your teammate? 03:30:37.100 --> 03:30:38.100 Yes. 03:30:38.100 --> 03:30:40.100 Okay, he shot you in the right tricep. 03:30:40.100 --> 03:30:49.100 We love entry frag offers. 03:30:49.100 --> 03:30:55.700 Well, I'm just gonna get two suicide and then probably flash along and get two and then get killed by the last one and 03:30:56.140 --> 03:30:59.760 My ghost will plant. That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm calling this trial 03:31:03.420 --> 03:31:05.420 One crossed two crossed 03:31:09.700 --> 03:31:14.540 We got two on be ourselves for an interested for an amazing reason 03:31:15.660 --> 03:31:18.300 We got a smoke in our fucking hedgerow, bro 03:31:19.100 --> 03:31:24.100 I got my smoke. 03:31:24.100 --> 03:31:28.100 I'm throwing a flashback. 03:31:28.100 --> 03:31:30.100 I'm playing greedy as fuck. 03:31:30.100 --> 03:31:32.100 One is on A. 03:31:32.100 --> 03:31:35.100 Oh, I have bottom. 03:31:35.100 --> 03:31:38.100 Okay, I'm gonna beat him. 03:31:40.100 --> 03:31:42.100 You're a big dog. 03:31:42.100 --> 03:31:44.100 Wow. 03:31:44.100 --> 03:31:47.100 I'm gonna win A for you. 03:31:49.100 --> 03:31:59.100 I think I saw the last one, CT. 03:31:59.100 --> 03:32:04.100 Okay, guy just said A. Yeah. 03:32:04.100 --> 03:32:09.100 I see his shoe. 03:32:09.100 --> 03:32:14.100 We literally got both sites, just to prove that we fucking could. 03:32:14.100 --> 03:32:17.100 Yep. 03:32:17.100 --> 03:32:27.620 He's got beast mode, man, because I'm hungry. 03:32:27.620 --> 03:32:28.620 It does help. 03:32:28.620 --> 03:32:33.940 A little hunger helps and like one too many coffees, so the caffeine is probably just 03:32:33.940 --> 03:32:37.060 finally entered three crossed, bro. 03:32:37.060 --> 03:32:38.060 One crossback. 03:32:38.060 --> 03:32:42.220 How are you seeing this and not shooting? 03:32:42.220 --> 03:32:46.340 I don't have that kind of reaction time to be honest with you. 03:32:46.340 --> 03:32:55.540 I don't have a second flash. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. They're coming from long doors. Be careful 03:32:56.900 --> 03:33:01.540 Long door flank. I must have picked up some motherfuckers extra. You know, I think I just bought four grenades 03:33:04.460 --> 03:33:06.540 That second flash is so important for me 03:33:09.580 --> 03:33:11.740 Probably with the Mac 10 you could have owned that 03:33:16.340 --> 03:33:19.140 No, no, no, no, no. 03:33:21.280 --> 03:33:22.380 Oh, good. 03:33:27.980 --> 03:33:28.940 Back to Lumberge. 03:33:30.980 --> 03:33:31.980 Back to Lumberge? 03:33:31.980 --> 03:33:33.620 I hate when people say you gave them an AK. 03:33:33.620 --> 03:33:35.820 You know, they sell it on both sides, bro. 03:33:37.480 --> 03:33:37.980 Huh? 03:33:39.940 --> 03:33:45.220 The fucking arms merchants are like, you know, they're neutral. 03:33:45.220 --> 03:33:46.420 They're a neutral party. 03:33:48.340 --> 03:33:50.180 Do they? They fucking do, man. 03:33:50.180 --> 03:33:51.580 They have no scruples. 03:33:59.260 --> 03:34:00.540 Fuck his life, fuck, bro. 03:34:02.700 --> 03:34:04.100 Good shot, holy fuck. 03:34:05.060 --> 03:34:06.420 He's on the cross. 03:34:06.420 --> 03:34:07.620 One on site as well. 03:34:09.140 --> 03:34:10.620 One on site is dead. 03:34:10.620 --> 03:34:12.540 One on the cross is dead. 03:34:12.540 --> 03:34:13.380 Yeah, they're both dead. 03:34:13.380 --> 03:34:14.220 Sight's clear. 03:34:15.220 --> 03:34:22.220 that was awesome 03:34:33.220 --> 03:34:33.960 damnit 03:34:33.960 --> 03:34:37.220 he's categorically 03:34:37.220 --> 03:34:44.220 i fucked up my shots there 03:34:45.220 --> 03:34:48.220 Oh, double ops for the end here. 03:34:54.220 --> 03:34:59.220 Jesus, Corey, don't cry. You can rely on your opera. 03:35:00.220 --> 03:35:04.220 Everyone is a one-shot gun. 03:35:05.220 --> 03:35:06.220 There's a gun down. 03:35:07.220 --> 03:35:09.220 You'll stay alive. 03:35:10.220 --> 03:35:13.220 Just get behind your entry opera. 03:35:15.220 --> 03:35:18.380 Every gun is a burning sun 03:35:30.260 --> 03:35:32.260 Just what I wanted 03:35:32.420 --> 03:35:37.500 To be smoked as I'm pushing cat that is the type of shit that you'd be into though to be fair 03:35:39.460 --> 03:35:42.020 Why did they smoke that man? 03:35:42.020 --> 03:35:46.100 Was that oh no, it was our guy who said smoke, right? 03:35:48.740 --> 03:35:50.740 Probably you 03:35:51.100 --> 03:35:53.100 Based on what I know about you 03:35:54.220 --> 03:35:56.500 What a shot was an enemy smoke, okay? 03:35:59.020 --> 03:36:01.900 Yeah, oh dude, he's fucking shot the smoke out of the air 03:36:03.340 --> 03:36:05.340 Thank you for saving my life 03:36:05.380 --> 03:36:11.020 I've been just I thought he's not a good round to be honest with you. It's not a good round 03:36:12.020 --> 03:36:22.460 one. Don't worry, anime avatar has up in the bomb. I mean, he's got three kills, man. 03:36:22.460 --> 03:36:27.800 He's 10 and three. I think he's got a good chance. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it should be 11 03:36:27.800 --> 03:36:33.700 and three. He killed me too. Did he? I thought that was, I thought it was green. That might 03:36:33.700 --> 03:36:35.700 be wrong 03:36:49.060 --> 03:36:51.820 They should put Steely Dan in for MVP music 03:36:54.260 --> 03:36:56.260 Can you imagine 03:36:56.780 --> 03:36:59.300 Getting the last kill of an ace. It goes 03:37:00.180 --> 03:37:02.500 I'm breaking no remorse 03:37:03.700 --> 03:37:15.380 I got an idea. My idea is that they're going to rush tunnels because we go A every time. 03:37:15.380 --> 03:37:27.220 So I'm going to take the bomb A. Crazy flash. 03:37:27.220 --> 03:37:30.540 I'm solo with bomb at B. My teammate's been killed. 03:37:30.540 --> 03:37:32.540 From where? 03:37:33.260 --> 03:37:37.400 I'm at tunnels. I need help 03:37:38.980 --> 03:37:40.980 Thank you. Thank you team 03:37:40.980 --> 03:37:46.800 W team we smoke this and then we go back so they think we're going that way 03:37:49.820 --> 03:37:52.840 It's called a ruse one mid 03:37:55.860 --> 03:37:57.860 One cat 03:38:00.540 --> 03:38:11.540 Yeah, I tried to throw it to my teammate, come in through the door, but bro said no thanks. 03:38:11.540 --> 03:38:18.740 The hell happened. 03:38:18.740 --> 03:38:21.240 What the fuck? 03:38:21.240 --> 03:38:29.540 Pick reaction time on that guy. 03:38:30.540 --> 03:38:32.540 I am the one 03:38:33.060 --> 03:38:35.060 Beside of CT is last 03:38:36.460 --> 03:38:38.860 I'll be pushing now. Are you gonna look for the kill? 03:38:48.420 --> 03:38:50.420 Kill me 03:38:51.660 --> 03:38:56.140 Kill me I hadn't get the rights. I said let's just hold the mouse button down and let it fly kill me 03:38:56.340 --> 03:38:58.660 Kill me. I did 82 in two kill me 03:38:59.540 --> 03:39:04.540 I want to die every moment is pain every round is pain every every round that I play is misery when I hardscope 03:39:04.540 --> 03:39:08.380 It's misery when I shoot its misery my gun doesn't name every moment is misery. I want to die. I want to die 03:39:09.620 --> 03:39:11.620 Animals are leaving 03:39:12.180 --> 03:39:15.340 Wrong crash out. I'm afraid but it's alright 03:39:17.260 --> 03:39:19.900 We should just go long again because we won every round we went long 03:39:21.700 --> 03:39:23.700 Let's go long 03:39:23.700 --> 03:39:28.700 Last year I'll get 10 kills. Here we go. 03:39:32.700 --> 03:39:35.700 How bad have body blocked the grenades when they hit us all? 03:39:37.700 --> 03:39:41.700 There's gotta be one like in the smoke or car. 03:39:47.700 --> 03:39:48.700 Oh. 03:39:49.700 --> 03:39:50.700 What the heck? 03:39:50.700 --> 03:39:52.700 What the heck? 03:39:53.700 --> 03:40:07.940 I got him holy fuck 03:40:07.940 --> 03:40:09.940 I 03:40:15.300 --> 03:40:17.300 Yeah 03:40:21.940 --> 03:40:27.300 The teams redeemed a little redeemed right you guys hate me redeemed well you traded one round for the next 03:40:32.580 --> 03:40:36.180 Needed the Koi a decoy 03:40:37.940 --> 03:40:39.940 Perfect decoy spawn too 03:40:43.180 --> 03:40:45.620 The classic perfect decoy spawn yep 03:40:49.940 --> 03:40:54.220 Oh, apparently we're going that way learn that from the dog. Yep 03:40:58.700 --> 03:41:01.260 And this teammate did 03:41:03.700 --> 03:41:05.700 Hey, there's one in the tunnel hope this helps 03:41:05.700 --> 03:41:12.820 I've killed him with a frag grenade. I've added one to my stat track frag grenade 03:41:19.920 --> 03:41:22.700 He's on site mousepad too small 03:41:35.700 --> 03:41:45.700 One left. He's in the window. Oh my god. 03:41:45.700 --> 03:42:01.060 Oh come on man. Yes! Thank god, thank god man. 03:42:01.060 --> 03:42:03.940 One guy on our team was like, man, if I could get our shots, I would have had that guy. 03:42:03.940 --> 03:42:05.940 He'd have taken my shot if I had that guy. 03:42:05.940 --> 03:42:07.440 That's how it works, yeah. 03:42:07.440 --> 03:42:08.440 100% man. 03:42:08.440 --> 03:42:11.440 That's how it works, buddy. 03:42:17.940 --> 03:42:19.940 You want it to swap? I'll swap. I don't care. 03:42:19.940 --> 03:42:21.940 Blue wants an off. 03:42:21.940 --> 03:42:23.940 It's on the ground, bro. 03:42:26.740 --> 03:42:28.740 Leg them. 03:42:28.740 --> 03:42:30.740 One crossed. 03:42:40.740 --> 03:42:42.740 Damn, is there anybody on the other team? 03:42:50.740 --> 03:42:52.740 We're pushing. 03:42:52.740 --> 03:42:54.740 Cat and CT? 03:42:59.740 --> 03:43:01.740 CT 03:43:04.700 --> 03:43:06.700 They got him 03:43:08.060 --> 03:43:12.140 Damn also attack the teammate or whatever you see me crying about it 03:43:17.300 --> 03:43:20.860 Basically just ruining his life before we kill him. Oh, he's up here 03:43:22.100 --> 03:43:24.100 See cat cat cat 03:43:26.340 --> 03:43:28.340 Right as I threw a grenade 03:43:28.740 --> 03:43:30.740 I 03:43:35.060 --> 03:43:38.580 See and then you hit that and it goes it's your favorite for him 03:43:39.380 --> 03:43:46.580 And you will come back imagine how demoralized would be to be killed by someone who outed themselves as middle-aged based on their MVP music 03:43:47.940 --> 03:43:50.740 That would shut it falls. You see it all 03:43:51.820 --> 03:43:53.820 It's your favorite for a movie 03:43:53.820 --> 03:44:01.820 movie. I hate getting a bee spawn. Bro bee spawn is crazy. What you hate is buying armor. 03:44:01.820 --> 03:44:09.180 You start throwing grenades with me it's like three free kills per round man. I feel like 03:44:09.180 --> 03:44:13.820 they never go through one. Then they start saying stuff there they are. There they are 03:44:13.820 --> 03:44:17.820 bee. They start saying shit like who buys incendiary round one that's not in the YouTube 03:44:17.820 --> 03:44:24.820 video 03:44:28.980 --> 03:44:32.780 talking about any world 03:44:32.780 --> 03:44:39.780 would be swag I thought you had him king 03:44:42.460 --> 03:44:45.380 are you giving CS lessons at 4k? 03:44:45.380 --> 03:44:47.540 They won't be, by the way. 03:44:47.540 --> 03:44:50.780 Because I know how to play against other 4-case. 03:44:50.780 --> 03:44:51.860 For pros, I don't know. 03:44:51.860 --> 03:44:54.740 It's a whole different game, man. 03:44:54.740 --> 03:44:57.820 But in my level, honestly, the equest kind of OP. 03:45:02.060 --> 03:45:03.060 Damn, hell of a shot. 03:45:07.180 --> 03:45:09.900 15 and 1, 100 and 2, 35 and 1, 32 and 2. 03:45:09.900 --> 03:45:11.220 I saw all four people. 03:45:11.220 --> 03:45:14.340 Imagine if you'd thrown a grenade in the tunnel. 03:45:14.340 --> 03:45:15.180 Just think about it. 03:45:15.180 --> 03:45:19.000 you how much damage did you get 55 and 4 turns out there's just one fella down 03:45:19.000 --> 03:45:24.920 there I'll buy anything I'll buy a grenade and throw it in the top dude it's 03:45:24.920 --> 03:45:31.840 it's fucking swag is what it is a grenade is literally a $300 lottery 03:45:31.840 --> 03:45:39.180 ticket doesn't that sound good if I win 03:45:39.180 --> 03:45:46.060 smoke long yeah this time I don't think they came this way unfortunately you 03:45:46.060 --> 03:45:49.180 can't win the lottery every time 03:45:53.820 --> 03:46:03.020 one mid he's on cat now oh I think we got him wow crazy 03:46:03.020 --> 03:46:12.820 I want it done. I want a gun. I want a gun. I want. Oh, you weren't going to do shit with 03:46:12.820 --> 03:46:21.620 the Nova. Come on. I was going to take it. That's a that's a me gun. That's a me gun. 03:46:21.620 --> 03:46:37.700 drop the Galeel. Yeah, ask for me. Damn blue titanium too. 03:46:37.700 --> 03:46:39.700 I 03:46:46.740 --> 03:46:48.740 Man I kind of hate this go Leo 03:46:50.420 --> 03:46:52.420 No stat track or nothing 03:46:54.180 --> 03:46:56.180 Nothing be you may contact with the enemy 03:47:01.300 --> 03:47:04.060 Me talking to a plan one be 03:47:07.700 --> 03:47:14.700 flashed b 03:47:19.940 --> 03:47:21.940 that's what might be tunnels 03:47:21.940 --> 03:47:25.660 yep 03:47:25.660 --> 03:47:26.260 or not 03:47:26.260 --> 03:47:29.780 maybe rotating 03:47:29.780 --> 03:47:33.980 i'm also rotating i'm using my body as a radar pin 03:47:33.980 --> 03:47:36.020 he's long 03:47:36.020 --> 03:47:39.020 Yeah, it's not long for this world. 03:47:39.020 --> 03:47:40.020 Love it. 03:47:48.020 --> 03:47:50.020 I'd be able to fit in one. 03:47:50.020 --> 03:47:52.020 How long is the average counter strike game? 03:47:52.020 --> 03:47:53.020 Fifty minutes? 03:47:53.020 --> 03:47:54.020 Forty-five minutes. 03:47:54.020 --> 03:47:56.020 I could fit in one more for sure if we win this round. 03:47:56.020 --> 03:47:57.020 No pressure. 03:48:00.020 --> 03:48:01.020 Loses on purpose. 03:48:02.020 --> 03:48:03.020 Go, go, go! 03:48:03.020 --> 03:48:04.020 No pressure. 03:48:04.020 --> 03:48:05.020 Got on top. 03:48:05.020 --> 03:48:24.420 I tried to go El Duce mode, that's my bad. 03:48:24.420 --> 03:48:26.420 That was long doors. 03:48:26.420 --> 03:48:28.420 Long big doors. 03:48:32.420 --> 03:48:34.420 Crazy shit. 03:48:36.420 --> 03:48:38.420 What the fuck around? Holy shit, man. 03:48:42.420 --> 03:48:44.420 Damn. 03:48:44.420 --> 03:48:46.420 That guy's icon is crazy. 03:48:48.420 --> 03:48:50.420 I know it's like a triangle with a circle inside of it. 03:48:50.420 --> 03:48:52.420 It's insane, man. 03:48:52.420 --> 03:48:56.420 Oh, oh man, some of you know what that is probably. 03:49:00.420 --> 03:49:04.420 Are you talking about the other one? It kind of looks like the top half of a rib cage or something? 03:49:04.420 --> 03:49:10.420 No, it's like a bald guy with glasses and a scraggly beard sucking on a pacifier and it's animated. 03:49:10.420 --> 03:49:12.420 Oh, shit. 03:49:13.420 --> 03:49:15.420 Kind of Wojak-esque, yeah. 03:49:15.420 --> 03:49:29.180 It's a woe jack sucking on a binky. 03:49:29.180 --> 03:49:32.700 That's part of having a kid is when you're out in public and you see like a seven year 03:49:32.700 --> 03:49:35.900 old kid with a pacifier and you're like damn I'm parent mugging them for real. 03:49:35.900 --> 03:49:39.460 But then honestly you get a little bit older, you get a little bit more nuanced and you go 03:49:39.460 --> 03:49:40.820 every kid's different. 03:49:40.820 --> 03:49:45.020 Maybe if I had that kid I'd still have him on a pacifier too. 03:49:45.020 --> 03:49:52.040 I'm not even gonna fuck with you, but the black pill on parenting is that like good parents bad parents obviously there is a difference 03:49:52.100 --> 03:49:56.500 But I think like 80% of it is controlled by the kid. I 03:49:57.680 --> 03:50:01.580 Think a lot of good parents are literally just I mean their system players 03:50:01.580 --> 03:50:02.540 Let me put it that way 03:50:02.540 --> 03:50:07.140 I think they got drafted into an organization that happened to have a very good kid with an easy temperament 03:50:07.140 --> 03:50:12.860 And I think a lot of bad parents just happened to go to a dysfunctional organization like the Vancouver Canucks to be honest with you 03:50:12.860 --> 03:50:17.860 They were set up in a position to fail. 03:50:17.860 --> 03:50:22.860 I think I got a targeted sex hotline phone call. 03:50:22.860 --> 03:50:26.860 Oh, damn. Have you seen Punch Drunk Love? 03:50:26.860 --> 03:50:29.860 Yeah, in theaters. 03:50:29.860 --> 03:50:35.860 Damn. Damn, 24 years ago. 03:50:35.860 --> 03:50:43.420 He says, oh, I was set for a bike ride and got my jeans caught in the bike chain in the 03:50:43.420 --> 03:50:46.420 bottom rift. 03:50:46.420 --> 03:50:53.780 That was the voicemail? 03:50:53.780 --> 03:51:00.100 The voicemail was, I was going out for a bike ride, but I ripped my jeans in the bike chain. 03:51:00.100 --> 03:51:01.100 You're not hearing it? 03:51:01.100 --> 03:51:02.100 No, sorry. 03:51:02.100 --> 03:51:03.100 I got scared. 03:51:03.100 --> 03:51:11.240 at first I was kind of upset but then I thought about just cutting them off and make those 03:51:11.240 --> 03:51:20.060 really short shorts you know that's crazy man yeah and at the end of the every one 03:51:20.060 --> 03:51:24.620 of these calls it says if you wish to opt out for many further promotions press 2 3 03:51:24.620 --> 03:51:27.980 times I push you in the chat so like that's just confirming you're real I'm like what 03:51:27.980 --> 03:51:30.780 What do you mean? 03:51:30.780 --> 03:51:32.980 You can't. 03:51:32.980 --> 03:51:36.820 Are they legally required to take me off the list? 03:51:36.820 --> 03:51:37.860 You've seen the movie, bro. 03:51:37.860 --> 03:51:39.860 Ain't nothing legal about what that mattress salesman's 03:51:39.860 --> 03:51:40.360 doing. 03:51:43.140 --> 03:51:43.640 It's a scam. 03:51:43.640 --> 03:51:44.540 I know it's a scam. 03:51:47.700 --> 03:51:49.780 I can't get them to stop calling me. 03:51:49.780 --> 03:51:51.780 They call from a different number every time, 03:51:51.780 --> 03:51:53.300 so I can't even just block it. 03:51:53.300 --> 03:51:55.940 It doesn't work. 03:51:55.940 --> 03:51:57.960 Let me teach you a little secret about voicemail. 03:51:57.960 --> 03:52:02.360 you have one new message to play this message press one 03:52:02.360 --> 03:52:03.120 sir 03:52:03.120 --> 03:52:04.360 message deleted 03:52:04.360 --> 03:52:07.360 you have no new messages 03:52:07.360 --> 03:52:10.040 these are funny though because like the the iphone does the thing that we're 03:52:10.040 --> 03:52:11.640 like gives you a transcript 03:52:11.640 --> 03:52:13.360 yeah visual voicemail 03:52:13.360 --> 03:52:19.560 yeah yeah it's funny 03:52:19.560 --> 03:52:23.000 who signed up for it it was me i've told the story before it was an accident 03:52:23.000 --> 03:52:23.400 wall 03:52:23.400 --> 03:52:27.320 not an accident i thought it was a joke 03:52:27.320 --> 03:52:30.140 kind of was 03:52:30.140 --> 03:52:34.480 this is audible 03:52:34.480 --> 03:52:35.960 uh... i'll be banning overpass 03:52:35.960 --> 03:52:37.240 because i learned the 03:52:37.240 --> 03:52:39.360 fucking smoke man 03:52:39.360 --> 03:52:41.320 oh i don't want to play mara 03:52:41.320 --> 03:52:45.320 well then you two fucking pay mara 03:52:45.320 --> 03:52:47.840 there's already four votes on overpass 03:52:47.840 --> 03:52:52.360 well i don't want to play overpass 03:52:52.360 --> 03:52:58.840 i know that it is our tea side start to say because i know the smoke 03:52:58.840 --> 03:53:01.400 i know the smoke so let's start to decide 03:53:01.400 --> 03:53:02.960 all that is to start 03:53:02.960 --> 03:53:05.720 but i was like 03:53:05.720 --> 03:53:08.560 it was an in-game phone 03:53:08.560 --> 03:53:12.900 at the end in phone call 03:53:12.900 --> 03:53:15.340 okay guys i smoke the window 03:53:15.340 --> 03:53:16.960 policy 03:53:16.960 --> 03:53:19.520 Let's go Marvel at my incredible smoke. 03:53:19.520 --> 03:53:23.320 See if I smoke connector. 03:53:28.000 --> 03:53:29.200 W smoke on connector. 03:53:29.200 --> 03:53:31.400 Still leaves a little bit at the top, to be honest. 03:53:31.400 --> 03:53:33.560 I need to get a headshot a little bit at the top. 03:53:33.560 --> 03:53:37.960 But yeah, maybe YouTube shorts are goaded. 03:53:37.960 --> 03:53:40.560 I literally learned tech in 12 seconds. 03:53:43.360 --> 03:53:44.680 Maybe the kids are on or something. 03:53:44.680 --> 03:53:47.560 I guess I don't need to have a smoke grenade for mid, round one, huh? 03:53:47.560 --> 03:53:48.560 What's the play on it? 03:53:51.060 --> 03:53:51.560 B? 03:53:54.680 --> 03:53:58.920 Double flash, frag, round one, let's do this. 03:53:59.640 --> 03:54:01.320 He said, fuck it! 03:54:01.840 --> 03:54:02.720 Yes. 03:54:03.360 --> 03:54:04.480 And green... 03:54:04.920 --> 03:54:06.080 is asleep at the wheel. 03:54:07.840 --> 03:54:09.320 Could be good if he sucks at driving. 03:54:10.920 --> 03:54:12.320 Life is but a dream, bro. 03:54:14.680 --> 03:54:21.680 the 03:54:23.200 --> 03:54:26.900 good fucking kill good fucking kill 03:54:26.900 --> 03:54:33.900 did you see the order with which we pushed out of sight though holy shit 03:54:40.080 --> 03:54:43.100 okay I got one and I got 03:54:43.100 --> 03:54:44.900 We got one does need a gun. 03:54:47.300 --> 03:54:49.700 Stole stalling for time. 03:54:49.700 --> 03:54:54.640 Oh, he has he is the one he has the one. 03:54:57.240 --> 03:54:59.140 The pretty funny profile picture as well. 03:55:02.580 --> 03:55:04.480 OK, smoking in. 03:55:04.480 --> 03:55:06.580 Can you tell them can you tell them you're going to throw smoke? 03:55:06.580 --> 03:55:09.080 Wait for smoke to bloom and then go mid. 03:55:10.820 --> 03:55:11.880 We're going to throw smoke. 03:55:11.880 --> 03:55:13.880 We have a smoke to bloom. Go mid. 03:55:15.880 --> 03:55:17.880 Change this thing. Yes, I'm saying yes. 03:55:17.880 --> 03:55:19.880 Change this voice for it. 03:55:20.880 --> 03:55:23.880 Oh my god, our smokes almost hit each other in the air. That would have been catastrophic. 03:55:23.880 --> 03:55:25.880 That would have been catastrophic. 03:55:30.880 --> 03:55:32.880 Oh, perfect. Smokes, brother. 03:55:32.880 --> 03:55:34.880 Damn. 03:55:35.880 --> 03:55:38.880 I'm flashing over top for you, Corey. I fucked up. 03:55:38.880 --> 03:55:40.880 Close your eyes. 03:55:41.880 --> 03:55:47.420 one's on site it's hurt though 03:55:49.940 --> 03:55:53.300 one's in Mercado 03:55:56.140 --> 03:56:03.640 what the fuck you're alone mom are you think I'm so scared man they one more 03:56:03.640 --> 03:56:13.560 mid and then you know that guy behind you oh oh just bike alleles please just 03:56:13.560 --> 03:56:19.600 bike alleles so we can win every round because it's the best gun w comms by the 03:56:19.600 --> 03:56:22.600 way Corey that was a good call 03:56:22.600 --> 03:56:32.760 My team needs to buy Galeel's, man. 03:56:32.760 --> 03:56:34.360 They don't respect the Galeel. 03:56:34.360 --> 03:56:41.360 I should go A this time too. 03:56:41.360 --> 03:56:57.480 If he may die to heaven, I'm going to go pick up his gun. 03:56:57.480 --> 03:57:00.160 I'm going to stop the flank, I mean, and get his gun. 03:57:00.160 --> 03:57:07.160 i don't know what this fucking guy is doing 03:57:17.920 --> 03:57:22.040 looks on me bro, he didn't even have a gun 03:57:22.040 --> 03:57:24.460 oh, the best gun 03:57:24.460 --> 03:57:30.500 there's one's there of them left side 03:57:30.500 --> 03:57:31.300 i'll be honest 03:57:31.300 --> 03:57:32.860 i'd really thought i was gonna have 03:57:32.860 --> 03:57:35.100 i really thought i was gonna have one 03:57:35.100 --> 03:57:36.480 as we need to get galeos 03:57:36.480 --> 03:57:38.140 seventy percent of our team 03:57:38.140 --> 03:57:39.460 our teams kills 03:57:39.460 --> 03:57:44.660 not a team kills seventy percent of our teams kills are with galeos 03:57:44.660 --> 03:57:47.300 okay i'll go with the mood with you i've never shot it through it's sold to 03:57:47.300 --> 03:57:48.100 shoot him in the head 03:57:48.100 --> 03:57:52.660 same thing with every other gun 03:57:52.660 --> 03:57:59.300 poor man's AK yeah and you're always saying shit like it I'm broke 03:57:59.300 --> 03:58:09.300 I have bomb. 03:58:09.300 --> 03:58:19.420 It's a loud ass size 12's back there too. 03:58:19.420 --> 03:58:26.420 I'm not sure. 03:58:26.420 --> 03:58:35.420 The boom on that head snapped back like crazy. 03:58:35.420 --> 03:58:37.420 The large guy died to a... 03:58:37.420 --> 03:58:40.420 ...deagle in mid. 03:58:40.420 --> 03:58:42.420 Oh fuck. 03:58:42.420 --> 03:58:48.420 Where's hell, lads? 03:58:48.420 --> 03:58:54.380 Pray they're unmedicated and just wait for them to come down. I got I got your back covered Cory 03:58:57.720 --> 03:58:59.720 Swag 03:59:00.480 --> 03:59:02.480 Let's see money weed 03:59:06.240 --> 03:59:10.700 Oh fuck he's window. I don't even see where the fuck he was. Was he in window? Yeah, he's in the window 03:59:10.700 --> 03:59:20.000 I'm just gonna say and obviously these maps are balanced for good players. I'm never walking out of that fucking tunnel again 03:59:20.000 --> 03:59:24.980 One second after walking out of that tunnel. I die every single time. It's never gonna happen. 03:59:29.580 --> 03:59:34.820 I would rather run out the apartments. I'll take my chances running out the apartment balcony than then go to that tunnel 03:59:35.380 --> 03:59:38.180 We did just kind of fucking stop on the balcony 03:59:38.180 --> 03:59:43.180 That's an average B rush. I'm not even smoking a window here. 03:59:43.180 --> 03:59:48.180 Average B rush is like, never stop for any circumstance and then you fucking get there 03:59:48.180 --> 03:59:50.180 and they're like, I'm scared. 03:59:55.180 --> 03:59:57.180 W connector smoke. 03:59:58.180 --> 04:00:00.180 Fuck it. Eagle pick with the eagle. 04:00:03.180 --> 04:00:06.180 He's killed me. Which seems pretty fair. 04:00:06.180 --> 04:00:09.180 pretty fair honestly given the circumstances 04:00:09.180 --> 04:00:16.180 he was in his base 04:00:16.680 --> 04:00:23.680 that was a good try 04:00:23.680 --> 04:00:26.180 damn, what a shot 04:00:26.180 --> 04:00:27.940 tough one 04:00:27.940 --> 04:00:33.100 ambitious plant 04:00:33.100 --> 04:00:35.100 What are you playing man? 04:00:35.660 --> 04:00:41.500 Good fucking try no matter what I'm saying nice try it not mine I say because that means I believe you can't lose now 04:00:41.500 --> 04:00:43.500 I'm gonna say nice try 04:00:54.460 --> 04:01:00.100 Yeah, give me a text version of YouTube shorts for how we get out of the spiral we're in a mirage right now 04:01:00.100 --> 04:01:24.100 We smoke. Number one, we smoke mid. That's a given. I can't buy smoke. Actually, no what? No head armor. I get shot in the head and deserve to die. 04:01:24.100 --> 04:01:26.980 Okay, and then having done that, let's step two. 04:01:30.100 --> 04:01:31.620 Why are they shaking their head like they're smoked? 04:01:31.620 --> 04:01:32.460 It's pretty hot. 04:01:32.460 --> 04:01:33.500 He thinks they got off. 04:01:33.500 --> 04:01:34.340 He thinks they got off. 04:01:34.340 --> 04:01:35.340 Bro, they're smoked. 04:01:38.700 --> 04:01:39.540 They're fucking smoked. 04:01:39.540 --> 04:01:43.100 Why, I've got bomb top of mid, bro. 04:01:43.100 --> 04:01:43.940 They are smoked. 04:01:43.940 --> 04:01:45.780 Did you push cat or? 04:01:45.780 --> 04:01:46.620 Yeah. 04:01:48.540 --> 04:01:49.780 One's rotating window. 04:01:49.780 --> 04:01:57.140 Your steps connect there as well was my teammate getting killed 04:02:00.660 --> 04:02:04.780 I've been flash mid. I'm about to die with bomb mid. No, I'm gonna clutch up 04:02:06.820 --> 04:02:08.820 Confirmed up down window 04:02:09.980 --> 04:02:13.620 I'm going through apartments to be where you at Corey. I'm in apps 04:02:14.700 --> 04:02:16.700 Ones on site 04:02:16.700 --> 04:02:18.700 ones on site 04:02:18.700 --> 04:02:26.580 is that confirmed yeah oh good try brother good try one's bench and back 04:02:32.300 --> 04:02:36.580 it's right back there he was 04:02:40.020 --> 04:02:44.100 tried to bend my knees so I wouldn't make noise 04:02:44.100 --> 04:02:50.980 oh he was there planting for nothing 04:03:14.100 --> 04:03:21.100 I think I'm going to get my 04:03:21.100 --> 04:03:25.100 easiest game in my life to be honest with you. 04:03:25.100 --> 04:03:28.100 What's your heart rate? 04:03:28.100 --> 04:03:31.100 Once I got a login to my watch first. 04:03:31.100 --> 04:03:34.100 To get my own 61. 04:03:34.100 --> 04:03:36.100 Alright, allow. 04:03:36.100 --> 04:03:38.100 Nothing wrong with that. 04:03:38.100 --> 04:03:42.100 That's probably from 10 minutes ago when we were in queue. 04:03:42.100 --> 04:03:44.100 So we'll just do that every round. 04:03:50.100 --> 04:03:52.100 Oh no, we got a Jinxy viewer, I think. 04:03:52.100 --> 04:03:54.100 What's wrong with that? 04:03:54.100 --> 04:03:58.100 Except for, I mean, I got beefed with him because the dude flushed me, but you guys should be pretty chill. 04:03:58.100 --> 04:04:01.100 He's doing, uh, what did I read? 04:04:01.100 --> 04:04:02.100 Or whatever. 04:04:02.100 --> 04:04:04.100 Jinx does when he talks. 04:04:04.100 --> 04:04:06.100 I'm not familiar with that, to be honest with you. 04:04:06.100 --> 04:04:08.100 I 04:04:10.780 --> 04:04:12.780 Steps connector 04:04:15.460 --> 04:04:17.460 Yeah, he ate that one I 04:04:20.180 --> 04:04:22.180 Think window maybe 04:04:24.140 --> 04:04:29.940 Your window I think that's our team that step in near you Corey you might be right don't don't listen to me 04:04:31.500 --> 04:04:33.500 I mean, I can't make it 04:04:33.620 --> 04:04:35.620 He's killed me with bomb top of mid 04:04:36.100 --> 04:04:41.880 I guess I'm learning. Good kill. I should not just go top of me and wait for both 04:04:41.880 --> 04:04:48.880 smokes to dissipate. I guess I have to go somewhere. Yeah, you need to use the smoke. 04:04:48.880 --> 04:04:56.400 Good kill. Who'd you kill? Window? 04:04:56.400 --> 04:05:04.800 Mid to B is bread and butter. Oh shit, he bugging put his feet down and said not today. 04:05:04.800 --> 04:05:16.140 red and butter is smoke window split B two apartments to cat take control of the 04:05:16.140 --> 04:05:18.420 site 04:05:19.740 --> 04:05:27.060 see that's YouTube shorts for text man they should invent that in San Francisco 04:05:34.800 --> 04:05:35.800 You two words. 04:05:37.300 --> 04:05:38.300 I need to move. 04:05:50.800 --> 04:05:51.800 Deep breath. 04:05:54.800 --> 04:05:55.800 Long exhale. 04:05:55.800 --> 04:06:19.800 I'm so lucky I killed that guy in Windows because I was fannicking so much. 04:06:19.800 --> 04:06:24.120 bro that was great that was like anyone else would have run and guaranteed their 04:06:24.120 --> 04:06:30.240 death only you would have stuck it out man 04:06:35.880 --> 04:06:43.920 who they almost crossed again I wonder if they can hit each other I would bet 04:06:43.920 --> 04:06:46.520 that they could 04:06:50.680 --> 04:06:53.960 Or your smoke kind of didn't it didn't quite hit right man. It didn't work 04:06:53.960 --> 04:06:59.560 I didn't kind of you can still see the top of my head. I could have killed him. It's not your fault that I died, but 04:07:04.560 --> 04:07:06.560 What a shot holy fuck 04:07:08.880 --> 04:07:11.720 One left I'm all be your a teammates eyes 04:07:14.480 --> 04:07:16.480 A is clear 04:07:16.480 --> 04:07:23.480 They're on Kat. You have killed him, as you know. 04:07:23.480 --> 04:07:31.480 We're too late for that, unfortunately. 04:07:31.480 --> 04:07:37.480 Dude, we pulled it back. We're feeling good. 04:07:37.480 --> 04:07:38.480 It's all good at Applewood. 04:07:38.480 --> 04:07:43.480 That one round spiked my adrenaline. 04:07:44.480 --> 04:07:46.480 I'm not recovered 04:07:49.960 --> 04:07:54.100 Each on that one damn it looks like we're going a this time. Let's fucking do it, man 04:07:54.860 --> 04:07:58.760 For you for you get the bomb. We're going a brother. I have the bomb. I have the bomb 04:08:00.160 --> 04:08:02.160 W-Wanus W humility 04:08:07.960 --> 04:08:11.800 Other we're doing the same thing every time I thought so too my teammates had different ideas 04:08:13.480 --> 04:08:19.320 up in jungle they got they got the sight so 04:08:33.000 --> 04:08:42.420 the young one jungle the young one yep he's mollied off his own ability to enter 04:08:42.420 --> 04:08:53.380 the site. Okay. I don't really know. I mean, that was an interesting situation. What do 04:08:53.380 --> 04:08:56.780 you think, Corey? First time chatter. I haven't seen a player here. I'm amazed how you make 04:08:56.780 --> 04:09:02.620 this truly bottom of the barrel gameplay looks so entertaining. W Northern Lion. You think 04:09:02.620 --> 04:09:09.300 that's a case of like low social awareness or deliberate trolling. Either way, enjoy 04:09:09.300 --> 04:09:19.060 your last message. I'm asking you do you think it's trolling or do you think it's a teacher 04:09:19.060 --> 04:09:35.000 biter? Teacher biter? I think it's trolling for sure. Yeti burner account. Here's something 04:09:35.000 --> 04:09:37.000 near window 04:09:46.600 --> 04:09:48.600 The Bench the Benchler 04:09:48.600 --> 04:09:55.600 the 04:10:02.480 --> 04:10:04.680 fucking kill 04:10:04.680 --> 04:10:07.560 that's one bench 04:10:07.560 --> 04:10:09.720 still on bench 04:10:09.720 --> 04:10:13.920 huge grenade opportunity so late 04:10:13.920 --> 04:10:16.120 yeah 04:10:16.120 --> 04:10:18.120 I want to brag I did five and one to him somehow. 04:10:24.440 --> 04:10:27.940 Oh, and then I can go up next round as CT. 04:10:27.940 --> 04:10:30.280 Oh, oh, Cory. 04:10:30.280 --> 04:10:32.560 Cory, we're kind of swagging up here on the east side 04:10:32.560 --> 04:10:33.880 barrage. 04:10:33.880 --> 04:10:34.920 The hell yeah, dude. 04:10:34.920 --> 04:10:37.160 The smokes that we've learned here have really 04:10:37.160 --> 04:10:38.680 opened up this map to us. 04:10:38.680 --> 04:10:40.160 Yeah, it's really changed the game. 04:10:40.160 --> 04:10:43.480 We don't just run down mid with no protection. 04:10:43.480 --> 04:10:45.480 I guess they're going to die now. 04:10:45.480 --> 04:10:48.960 of the smoke so that was covered because they're like oh shit they're doing the smoke thing 04:10:48.960 --> 04:10:52.480 you're doing this milk thing mid 04:10:52.480 --> 04:10:53.480 you're doing this milk thing 04:10:53.480 --> 04:10:55.480 and this guy's kinda 04:10:55.480 --> 04:10:57.480 he's being really good at entry kills 04:10:57.480 --> 04:10:58.480 under under 04:11:09.480 --> 04:11:10.480 holy shit 04:11:15.480 --> 04:11:17.480 Oh, those are bullets. 04:11:20.480 --> 04:11:22.480 Love this. Love this. 04:11:22.480 --> 04:11:23.480 Who got swagged? 04:11:24.480 --> 04:11:26.480 One more. CT. 04:11:27.480 --> 04:11:28.480 CT. 04:11:29.480 --> 04:11:34.480 I saw a shadow instillate and killed him. That's so embarrassing. 53 and 2. Motherfucker, man! 04:11:35.480 --> 04:11:40.480 No, no, no. We resigned. Resigned. We don't deserve that one. I don't deserve that one. 04:11:40.480 --> 04:11:42.480 You guys did great. 04:11:42.480 --> 04:11:51.020 I didn't do anything that one you're doing enough man you're doing your part look at this 13 and 6 04:11:51.020 --> 04:12:00.920 it seems like they only have two players on their team that's kind of like what the penguins have 04:12:00.920 --> 04:12:06.920 been doing for like at least 7 or 8 years now. 04:12:06.920 --> 04:12:19.120 I don't know if we want to do A. Slime going out. 04:12:19.120 --> 04:12:20.120 You're the bombler? 04:12:20.120 --> 04:12:23.120 Yeah, I'm with the other 4 people on our team. 04:12:23.120 --> 04:12:25.120 I'm right next to you? 04:12:25.120 --> 04:12:26.120 Confirmed. 04:12:26.120 --> 04:12:44.120 the truth and I'm and a motherfucking lie, bro, I mean, on my flame. Oh my god, oh my god, 04:12:44.120 --> 04:12:45.800 There's one underneath me. Oh my god. 04:12:45.800 --> 04:12:46.960 I don't know why I hurt you. 04:12:49.160 --> 04:12:50.160 Damn it. 04:12:57.440 --> 04:12:58.440 We take one with us. 04:13:00.520 --> 04:13:03.920 There's another one over there and then maybe jungle it. 04:13:04.760 --> 04:13:05.760 Maybe hear him. 04:13:14.120 --> 04:13:27.900 I'm not saving anything for the swim back brother. Oh, no 04:13:27.900 --> 04:13:34.900 Oh, he's a Molly behind you if you want. 04:13:34.900 --> 04:13:36.900 No, no backseat. 04:13:42.900 --> 04:13:43.900 Oh. 04:13:47.900 --> 04:13:48.900 Pretty good try. 04:13:48.900 --> 04:13:49.900 Pretty good. 04:13:49.900 --> 04:13:56.900 In my head, I saw like in a dark pictures anthology game, I saw me throwing the Molly and then like burning to death with my own Molly. 04:13:56.900 --> 04:13:58.500 my own Molly. Yeah. Yeah. I 04:13:58.500 --> 04:13:59.300 said no, no, no. We ain't 04:13:59.300 --> 04:14:00.300 going to be doing that today. 04:14:00.500 --> 04:14:01.800 That would have been really funny, 04:14:01.800 --> 04:14:02.300 though. 04:14:03.500 --> 04:14:04.700 Imagine the clip of that. 04:14:05.500 --> 04:14:07.200 Hear me out. Literally every team 04:14:07.200 --> 04:14:09.500 on earth does apartment rush round 04:14:09.500 --> 04:14:09.800 one. 04:14:13.600 --> 04:14:14.800 You're going to be in an apartment. 04:14:14.800 --> 04:14:16.200 Every team on earth does apartment 04:14:16.200 --> 04:14:17.600 rush round one. That's why you buy 04:14:17.600 --> 04:14:18.500 a grenade round one. 04:14:22.800 --> 04:14:23.600 I'm going to be a 04:14:24.000 --> 04:14:24.800 just in case. 04:14:24.800 --> 04:14:30.840 okay okay okay oh my god mother fucker man they're a a a good thing I saved my 04:14:30.840 --> 04:14:35.400 utile honestly that body block might have just saved us 04:14:43.200 --> 04:14:49.040 oh yeah they're they're all over there's swarmed like a bunch of little rats 04:14:49.040 --> 04:14:56.040 they're on to 28 seconds to piss me off 04:15:00.280 --> 04:15:06.780 no man that's crazy 04:15:06.780 --> 04:15:09.720 whoops didn't mean to say that 04:15:09.720 --> 04:15:16.480 how'd you do that? I don't know I think I'd move 04:15:16.480 --> 04:15:18.480 the red button? 04:15:18.480 --> 04:15:20.480 throwing into grenade, grenade! 04:15:25.480 --> 04:15:28.480 they've smoked window, they're taking our advice 04:15:31.480 --> 04:15:32.480 one cap 04:15:34.480 --> 04:15:35.480 confirmed 04:15:35.480 --> 04:15:37.480 made him rethink his life choices 04:15:38.480 --> 04:15:39.480 split to A 04:15:41.480 --> 04:15:42.480 they went to A? 04:15:42.480 --> 04:15:43.480 fuck 04:15:43.480 --> 04:15:47.680 up there they're all over us 04:15:47.680 --> 04:15:52.680 good luck to you Corey 04:15:52.680 --> 04:16:00.040 damn ok that was kinda swag though 04:16:00.040 --> 04:16:03.880 damn I did do 87 and 3 holy cow 04:16:03.880 --> 04:16:08.320 yeah I didn't get much damage on that guy 04:16:08.320 --> 04:16:18.960 They need a Galil on CT side. 04:16:18.960 --> 04:16:22.480 I'm gonna block their mid smoke. 04:16:22.480 --> 04:16:24.360 This is the only game on the internet you play. 04:16:24.360 --> 04:16:27.200 I got 4v1, someone said try to isolate fights. 04:16:27.200 --> 04:16:34.960 You're gonna have to tell them that, to be honest with you. 04:16:34.960 --> 04:16:43.420 smoke landed I fucked up slow I don't know what he just opened a mic and just 04:16:43.420 --> 04:16:51.460 went ah I think that means apartments 04:17:21.460 --> 04:17:23.460 I 04:17:25.980 --> 04:17:27.980 Incredible flash incredible flash 04:17:35.060 --> 04:17:37.980 Motherfucker you see now you're getting it 04:17:39.500 --> 04:17:42.700 We got to be able to hold like a sight for a couple seconds 04:17:43.820 --> 04:17:46.820 Maybe this is like I do you like to go A or B. I 04:17:46.820 --> 04:17:52.520 I don't care I can play either side you go a because you're close to a I will be every round that way 04:17:52.520 --> 04:17:54.520 We always have at least some people at each 04:17:55.720 --> 04:18:01.520 As I am the only one at B I am going to rethink my purchases flash day 04:18:05.360 --> 04:18:07.360 For me seems like a heaven 04:18:16.820 --> 04:18:18.420 Yeah, you're all A. 04:18:18.420 --> 04:18:18.920 Okay. 04:18:18.920 --> 04:18:19.920 Yeah! 04:18:19.920 --> 04:18:21.920 It's great, all right! 04:18:21.920 --> 04:18:22.720 I like this. 04:18:22.720 --> 04:18:25.420 You always go A, I'll always go B. 04:18:28.120 --> 04:18:29.120 Could be the move, man. 04:18:33.220 --> 04:18:35.220 Could be the fucking move. 04:18:36.420 --> 04:18:37.220 I guess the play. 04:18:37.220 --> 04:18:57.020 I know you till cover apartments sure bud whatever you say 04:18:57.020 --> 04:19:07.080 Halus is empty he said and I'll think it's a nothing cat 04:19:07.080 --> 04:19:11.080 One cat. 04:19:11.080 --> 04:19:22.080 It's a mid-push, I think. 04:19:22.080 --> 04:19:31.080 Bombs down apartments. 04:19:31.080 --> 04:19:33.080 Damn. 04:19:33.080 --> 04:19:36.080 Damn, our teammate that I was ragging on is actually the one. 04:19:36.080 --> 04:19:43.080 one. Don't need a gun. He's been 04:19:43.080 --> 04:19:50.080 doing well. Yes, man. Open it up. Open it further. It's so stinky. 04:19:57.080 --> 04:20:02.080 Two little guys smoking weed out my window. 04:20:02.080 --> 04:20:06.000 the same man sounds like the same 04:20:06.000 --> 04:20:08.480 being at home on a me 04:20:08.480 --> 04:20:12.960 sounds a lot like the same man 04:20:12.960 --> 04:20:16.600 interesting smoke also kind of sounds like a 04:20:16.600 --> 04:20:22.200 I got weed in the smoke and I don't smoke mid sounds like 04:20:22.200 --> 04:20:27.200 Zaza, am I right, but I don't smoke. 04:20:30.200 --> 04:20:33.200 Oh, cat. Plots, cat. 04:20:38.200 --> 04:20:42.200 W, kill, Corey. Bombs down on me. 04:20:42.200 --> 04:20:55.780 I'm going to burn to death just to make him lose points to friendly fire. 04:20:55.780 --> 04:21:02.780 Killing myself to change the course of his life. 04:21:02.780 --> 04:21:07.140 The most punitive he made of all time. 04:21:07.140 --> 04:21:11.580 Getting him banned from the game. 04:21:11.580 --> 04:21:18.580 i wonder if that could happen if you kept killing yourself on your teammates molly on purpose 04:21:25.820 --> 04:21:32.020 they haven't smoked mid this time they've only smoked connector 04:21:32.020 --> 04:21:35.420 the shit apata man 04:21:35.420 --> 04:21:41.460 what the fuck are you doing bro get through the door 04:21:41.460 --> 04:21:42.740 Is that an A push? 04:21:42.740 --> 04:21:43.800 No, wrong. 04:21:43.800 --> 04:21:45.800 A B push, sorry, B push. 04:21:47.140 --> 04:21:49.140 No, that's right, as fuck. 04:21:50.040 --> 04:21:51.840 Oh, fuck! 04:21:51.840 --> 04:21:53.840 One still conned. 04:21:54.840 --> 04:21:56.840 God damn. 04:21:59.280 --> 04:22:01.280 Nice shot. 04:22:02.180 --> 04:22:03.220 Whoa! 04:22:03.220 --> 04:22:05.220 Who's left? 04:22:06.460 --> 04:22:08.460 Maybe Haps? 04:22:08.860 --> 04:22:09.860 Oh! 04:22:09.860 --> 04:22:17.980 Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, developers, 04:22:17.980 --> 04:22:20.700 developers, developers, developers, developers. 04:22:25.620 --> 04:22:26.220 Or he's up to. 04:22:28.340 --> 04:22:30.580 I think Kawai's got him in a bind, to be honest. 04:22:32.380 --> 04:22:32.660 Yeah. 04:22:34.620 --> 04:22:35.700 It's a Japan guy. 04:22:36.180 --> 04:22:36.540 Mm hmm. 04:22:36.580 --> 04:22:37.020 Mm hmm. 04:22:39.860 --> 04:22:46.860 Oh, okay, after you. 04:22:46.860 --> 04:22:58.860 Okay, I'm never doubting our orange ever again. 04:22:58.860 --> 04:23:02.860 I thought our orange was annoying, but actually he's demandarin'. 04:23:02.860 --> 04:23:04.860 I'm a no-barrow. 04:23:11.640 --> 04:23:13.640 Apartments? 04:23:14.640 --> 04:23:16.640 One top mid. 04:23:24.600 --> 04:23:26.600 You go flash. 04:23:27.140 --> 04:23:29.140 Flash in compost. 04:23:30.080 --> 04:23:32.080 Top mid. 04:23:32.860 --> 04:23:58.860 two apartments one now is a van 04:23:58.860 --> 04:24:00.860 One top mid too I think. 04:24:07.860 --> 04:24:08.860 How does that not kill? 04:24:08.860 --> 04:24:11.860 How does that not kill? Look at the piece of him I left on the fucking wall. 04:24:13.860 --> 04:24:14.860 Last one Kat. 04:24:17.860 --> 04:24:18.860 Oh my god. 04:24:18.860 --> 04:24:19.860 Oh let's go! 04:24:19.860 --> 04:24:21.860 Jesus Christ. 04:24:24.860 --> 04:24:25.860 Oh man. 04:24:25.860 --> 04:24:34.400 was very concerned about that huge well played around 04:24:39.180 --> 04:24:51.120 yet he had a good one I got cops in my watch and they won't come okay okay you're 04:24:51.120 --> 04:24:54.120 you're doing it wrong man, right? 04:24:54.120 --> 04:24:57.000 I don't really know about all that. 04:24:57.000 --> 04:24:58.480 Some, some, you tell A? 04:25:01.840 --> 04:25:02.920 A. 04:25:02.920 --> 04:25:04.040 I'm the root brother. 04:25:11.880 --> 04:25:12.720 Oh shit. 04:25:14.960 --> 04:25:16.560 That was fucking burning man. 04:25:21.120 --> 04:25:23.120 I'm sorry 04:25:26.520 --> 04:25:28.200 Cory 04:25:28.200 --> 04:25:35.280 I've had no three good games in a row. Okay, you have been kind of you hit fucking limitless you hit you took the drug from limitless, bro 04:25:40.520 --> 04:25:42.520 Cory's on the limitless drug pass it on 04:25:44.360 --> 04:25:47.240 Don't tell don't tell you're gonna ban me 04:25:47.240 --> 04:25:54.040 They haven't made that shit illegal yet, the FDA doesn't exist. 04:25:54.040 --> 04:26:01.040 They labeled it a supplement and said, fill your boots. 04:26:01.040 --> 04:26:05.760 I do like that the last round our one guy that goes to the palace. 04:26:05.760 --> 04:26:08.560 Alright y'all, apartments? 04:26:08.560 --> 04:26:13.480 Last guy goes to the palace every round, got deagged in the palace. 04:26:13.480 --> 04:26:19.100 They're out. They're out. They're 04:26:19.100 --> 04:26:22.020 out. They're out. They're out. 04:26:22.020 --> 04:26:26.720 They planted the bomb on side. 04:26:26.720 --> 04:26:31.420 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I don't 04:26:31.420 --> 04:26:33.420 know what that. That's great. 04:26:33.420 --> 04:26:35.460 You're in my scream, right? 04:26:35.460 --> 04:26:39.300 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But there was 04:26:39.300 --> 04:27:01.600 I will say in your defense, I do scream like that on occasion, but every time I scream 04:27:01.600 --> 04:27:03.880 like that is because I saw, I see a dude. 04:27:03.880 --> 04:27:07.880 I never screamed like, well, one time I saw a chicken 04:27:07.880 --> 04:27:09.420 earlier today, but 04:27:09.420 --> 04:27:11.840 I think, I do think it's really funny that Yeti just 04:27:11.840 --> 04:27:13.840 added you 04:27:13.840 --> 04:27:16.440 He didn't, he added some big stuff, he added some big things 04:27:16.440 --> 04:27:17.920 No, he added you before that 04:27:17.920 --> 04:27:20.520 I didn't see that, he's now off the screen 04:27:20.520 --> 04:27:22.240 Every message he's 04:27:22.240 --> 04:27:30.240 already fucking highlighted, it makes no difference 04:27:30.240 --> 04:27:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 04:27:33.000 --> 04:27:35.000 A 04:27:36.560 --> 04:27:38.560 Yeah 04:27:39.560 --> 04:27:46.920 They're flashing a oh shit, they're all here. It's a big time for a view of the main 04:27:55.160 --> 04:27:59.300 On D. Oh, it's my teammate. There's my teammate choosing to get burned 04:27:59.300 --> 04:28:03.040 and I'm going to be the winner. 04:28:03.040 --> 04:28:08.720 Let's go. 04:28:08.720 --> 04:28:12.780 We'll put it literally one of the easiest games of all time. 04:28:12.780 --> 04:28:18.320 Oh, we ranked you up. Yay. Yay. 04:28:18.320 --> 04:28:22.120 So, thank you for joining me, Corey. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, GGS. 04:28:22.120 --> 04:28:27.200 I'm out of this beast. Yeah, man. Enjoy later. Have fun. Bye. 04:28:27.200 --> 04:28:31.680 of the parent teacher conference because my kid bit a teacher. You know what? Actually, that's W. 04:28:31.680 --> 04:28:37.760 You should find a joie de vivre wherever you can. It doesn't have to just be going to like a 04:28:37.760 --> 04:28:41.360 county fair or seeing a movie or whatever. You should try to have a little wanderlust no matter 04:28:41.360 --> 04:28:45.600 what. I'm going to send you over to my wife for like a couple minutes. 04:28:48.160 --> 04:28:54.080 And I'm going to eat some lunch. Goodbye. Hello, Ghibli. Hello, Ghibli. Ghibli, we won every game. 04:28:54.080 --> 04:28:56.080 13-0. Goodbye, Chibley.