B.
B!
Ufg!
Let's go!
IG
Tifa
OH, H10EPL, Zonepals, Zonepals, Zonepals
I'm still sick, can you love me again, can you love me again, can you love me again,
whoo no no coffee is ready three in a row who is this guy I don't even know
myself do I even know myself three days in a row and I'm not even fraud okay
I'm a maximum fraud. I'm not gonna lie, bro. Tomorrow may be a regissor. It's Ramadan, bro.
When did Ramadan start? Bro, I need to drink my coffee. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry.
Just look away when I drink. Look away when I drink.
Did Mr. Beast clone you?
Guys, how is your day going, bro?
It is sunny today, no? And I didn't even get my vitamin D.
Brooo
Loki I have been on that fucking Kerrigan diet of going for a walk every single day before
Before the professional games, right before starting the stream bro. I didn't go for my walk today, bro. I didn't get my vitamin D
I didn't get my vitamin D
Naaaa
Guys, please provide me some vitamin D right now, please bro
Like I'm not wrong now, bro
Like the past days I actually went for some sunny walks, right? I'm missing the vitamin D this morning, bro
Na na na na na na na. Shai salda. You get the vitamin D every morning night, so don't worry
Hey, what the fuck guys?
Let me go live on the YouTube we're going live on YouTube early, bro. Stop being sus. What?
Chat today. We got a lot of shit planned, but also nothing planned. Is that a WNL today?
Actually, that's a lie today. We do have some stuff planned
Oh, I give me let me go live. Let me go live on the YouTube
Public
One second one second why is it not working bro suck
Aha go live
YouTube said are we live then we can get the stream going gold fast case for real yo shout out to
To Celestia, bro. This is his money right now bro from steam
Shout out from Texas, Texas, Texas, North Carolina.
I'm not going to lie, my favorite place so far in America, which I visited, I was in San Francisco, I was in Austin, Texas, and I was in North Carolina.
North Carolina, the goat.
South Unkindness GG.
South Unkindness GG. I'm not going to lie, bro. I'm not going to lie.
Question mark, question mark, question mark.
Shout out from NYC.
Yo watch this buddy, watch this buddy from NYC, watch this bro
Watch this bro, are you getting addicted? Are you on the edge?
Are you on the edge? Are you getting addicted? Gold!
Ah! One blue but four more opportunities to get a gold
One blue but four more opportunities to get a gold
Cheers my friends, cheers, cheers, cheers
Are you still sick do I sound healthy right now?
When I sound like fucking squid what do you think do you think I'm good? I don't I don't choose to talk like this right now
Bro, I don't choose to talk like this. I still have a cold, bro
Some more for that the fucking mr. BC when infected everyone. I'm not joking, bro. No
No, even the people with the best immune system like me
They still got infected bro check this out so many people got infected including me chat today
today it was me you'll fuck you then today you don't have to fake nerd voice
in premiere now wait you're right you're right chat today today today today wait
can how you do chat I'm gonna play this who knows this bomb diffuser game I'm
gonna hop into it with Ken I think that's gonna be a lot of fun Ken that's
not today though that's not today though bro maybe also not tomorrow but
maybe on Saturday maybe on Saturday what is today Thursday right let me check
Yeah, it's Thursday, uh, maybe on Saturday low-key if you're down. Um, that's gonna be fun boys today
um today
Today we got on the table
Don't me out to open the case, bro. There's no case right now. I guess no case right now
You're looking at one, but don't me up or don't just me out to me out
No, no, no, you're not you're not getting this case open listen bro today today today
I want to check out dongs is 95 kill game WL
There's a there's a hyper cut on YouTube from a guy who included voice comes so we can hear what don't was saying too
He was saying like you guys are trash. Yeah, you guys are trash 95 kills. What you do boom
That's gonna be fun. The best man in the world. She dropped 95 kills and face it. I'm not joking, bro
I'm not joking with voice chat. It's it's it's gonna be fast and then
Finally we're doing something with my boy
s c r e a m you can't wince you can't write scream without the cream you can't
write scream without the cream today we're doing a little summon a little
summon with my boys cream um I think at seven at six or seven at six or
seven or something I'm not gonna lie he is known as the number one headshot
time the world right on a pixel and scream those are the guys that always
have 90% headshot range. Right. So I got our programmer to do a like a thing where the models
of the of the guys are basically like, look, this is a person in CS, right? This is a normal
game. But what we're doing today is just the hat. It's just the hat. And it's going
to be screamers like five hats or something that sounds as well that sounds
as for sure he's gonna get some hat shots tonight that's sure that's for
sure so yeah I don't have question mark I don't know bro I couldn't come up with
something else we still need some play for a place for that though alright so
if you want to play type one right now okay if you want to be a part of the
challenge type one right now alright yeah you're only getting baited to
I have a one loo-hoo
Oh my god, like Harry moments. Let me close this guys quick little fucking case quick little fucking case cool
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go New York City. Hope you're watching New York
Do you see us go danger zone ah another thing chat another thing
Who was there and yesterday's a stream type one if you were
Yo, I love making people type shit type one if you were there yesterday's a stream
Um
Even the YouTube chat um
Was it fun the 10 man be honest
For me, it's always hard to know. I had a fuck ton of fun
But I know how I was to watch you were watching me play fucking cancer, bro. Um
So hear me out check this out. All right
Okay, all are saying yes, that's good to know
Dima messaged me this morning and he was like yo bro yesterday was pretty fucking nice
I'm not gonna lie. We should do this more often. He wasn't even there. He was bowling, but he said we should do this more often
I agree so boys and girls we're gonna do
We're gonna be bringing the CS community together a little bit. Yeah, we're gonna be doing Mother's second ten man's way more often
I already made a list of people that I know would be a good vibe
I'm telling you I'm a number one guy when it comes to making squats, bro
Like yesterday was so much fun because all of these guys can't take a joke. You know what I mean?
Like it was so much fun. So um, we're gonna get like I think I have like 25 people on my list right now
We're gonna be reaching out to them soon and then
You're saying all 25 people about how it's a work in the game. No, no, no everyone gets to play
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna have two servers. Why not? Why not?
We're gonna have two servers. We're gonna have to service everyone can play boom
We bring the whole community together. Why just us? Why just us? So it's gonna be
Yeah, like two 10 man's at the same time
for Sunday this Sunday yeah this Sunday Dima was like when should we set it up
should we call I was like yo no bro come on let's get your moving let's get you
going bro I'm still on the American grind set right now not gonna lie so
we're gonna be doing on Sunday in a few days um we're gonna bring back ten
months and I think we're gonna do in CS2 this day it's always gonna be
something special who knows the side man who do like among us every single
weekend it's always a little bit different there when you guess blah
what we're gonna do this weekend I think CS2 not CSGO CS2 wall hack everyone
has wall hack and one thing to make sure that everyone has fun because yesterday
Zoyle was getting bullied right my boy Zoyle was getting bullied he was getting
crushed by pro players like JL and I and I want everyone to have fun people who
are good people who are bad so what we're gonna do is as well every single
time when we do these 10 man's the pros like jail and I that's my boy that's my
boy we are gonna have a lot lower HP yeah jail and I were gonna have like 25
HP we're gonna be dying to one bullet from soil and soil is gonna have like
200 HP WL WL because it's not nice if you have a jail dropping on owner pixel
dropping 30 kills and then soil is not really having fun everyone is
supposed to have fun you know that's else's L so and that means we can
invite literally anyone yeah it can be pros together with noobs we just a
judge we just a judge they HP we just adjust the HP but a bang but a bang so
yeah bro Zoll was better than you no he was not bro you know I felt so bad at
some point I let Zoll tell me bro that's the thing you know I mean check
don't tell him that but don't tell either your bro he was better than you
know he was not bro no he was not so boys I'm actually motherfucking excited
this um do i show you the list now right i could already see some drama coming though bro i'm not
gonna lie because the number one thing about these things bro that can be drama with why is this
person not invited or like they're bullying him they're bullying him they're bullying my streamer
bro it won't even be like a streamer crashing out it will just be that community sometimes
bro oh my god but it is what it is bro do we take the risk just clip this for the future
Just clip this bro. I can already see myself getting cancer for the ship. Just clip this right now
Like I called it bro, please. At least when I have called it. I at least one. I've called it
Invite flum of course when fighting from flum is on the list
So yeah, we will get some NF folks your guys stop my up bro
Do you think that only have drip
Yeah
Yeah for sure for Shirley
And he made this huge deal out of being so chopped because he's wearing baseball cap
And I was like it's the most normal baseball cap I've ever
seen in my life
But I guess he just doesn't think he's a hat guy. No, I never was cap was
Fine. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Good to know good to know chat. I'm not a hat guy
You guys please stop sending my eclipses. I'm not joking. Please stop sending my eclipses like
Well
bro na na na na was she yesterday like talking about everything
mhm
was yesterday talking about everything
mhm
is there another clip or something go to alveos yo bro stop stop stop stop
what is this what is this
and i just ordered food to my room all day and i sat there
and it was freaking awesome
thank you for the four months oh it was so awesome
So I got a lot of recharge time, and then I went to the studio.
Actually, yeah, actually, the first person that I met
was Oni Pixel in the lobby.
I walked up, and he waved at me, and I didn't recognize him
from far away.
And then I got closer, I saw his face, and I was like, no way!
He is so awesome.
I'm not joking. I'm not joking. Don't send me any Maya clips. Don't send me any Maya clips. I'm not joking, bro
I'm not joking. I'm not joking
Bro, this makes me sad. She because she's so awesome and I can't like she's in like, you know what I mean
Like I want to visit our veils and shit, bro. It's in America, bro. It's a G
Bro, like it's I want to make it stream our veils like boom to meet some animals
She is the most awesome person though. Don't send me any clips, bro. Like I'm not I mean it
I mean it. She's the most awesome person ever and it's
And she's you know, it was like my favorite. I'm sorry to everybody else. He's my favorite person that I met there
I love that guy so
Funny
Yo stop
No, oh, what else did he teach me? What else am I supposed to say?
No, bro. Stop actually stop, bro
I swear I swear I swear like I'm actually sad that I can't meet Maya again and like myth those two guys and and
And Tfue, Tfue also funniest guy ever and like just the best vibe, but he just plays our greatest all day, right?
But fucking Muthi Maia? Nah, bro. Nah, no, no, no. It actually makes me sad that they're so far away. I'm not joking, bro
I'm not, I am not joking, bro. You can't send me clips, bro. You can't send me clips, bro. Nah, no, no, no, no
Nah, bro, stop. Actually stop, actually stop. Actually stop, actually stop. That should make me sad, bro. What is this? What is this?
Bro, Maia is the best test, best test.
bro where's this now bro chat how fucking funny was he has to go to the
ranch yes bro what okay okay I take 20 off life to the quick visit ranch what
do you mean bro what do you mean bro I would love to visit the ranch I would
love to visit the ranch right should have done it when I was in Austin bro but
in Austin I was just I don't know I just went on vacation with my boys I'm
gonna lie and didn't know why at that point just hop on your jet bro even Jimmy yo I didn't even
say this bro chat how do you like bro low-key low-key Jimmy gave me business class but Olaf we
had to upgrade him bro no key Olaf was an economy bro we were like Olaf and I were like
conspiracy like yo is it gonna be a PJ is it gonna be a PJ bro but the upgrade was cheap
It was like 600 bucks so easy
Yeah, look at the ship, bro. Fucking ZOE, bro. ZOE is too funny
bro, I'm so chopped
You see him! You see him! Oh, but look! Green sign! Green sign!
He's like, oh my god.
Bro.
Check.
Bro, bro, bro.
Check.
We went to the final.
Yes, it was so fun.
Pokemon Zero game, man.
Did I say I was the perfect people, bro?
Dude, do you trust me with getting squads together, bro?
Like, I told Dima, I'll be straight up with you guys,
bro.
I'm not scared of getting cancer, bro.
I feel like I don't know.
Like, it is.
I'll just be with mine, bro.
Like bro, like some people will take it too seriously or their community will take it too seriously, you know what I mean?
Like Zoyle was getting lowkey bullied for being bad bro, he just makes the clips out of it, you know?
Like he can take a joke and shit.
Like for real for real, like I don't know, maybe I should ask him if it is for real for real, but he seems like that guy.
You know what I mean? Like bro, I'm scared that there will be some drama if we get some sweaty people, you know what I mean?
I'm telling you I'm the best footballer bro, I'm telling you bro, I'm telling you.
Yo, stop, chat, stop, stop.
Beaches.
Look at this.
This is him, okay.
This is him in the morning.
Beetroot juice.
He instacarded this beet juice
and he wanted us all to have it in the morning
because he says it's a really good,
important way to start your day.
Yes, yo, A.
Oh, weeks.
Shout out to other shout out to other who knows other the German goat the German fitness gold bro
Since since he was preaching beetroot juice every single morning beetroot juice
Gotta get my people on it to gotta get my people on to myth Maya quick little beetroot juice
All of quickly boot you choose we fucking door dashed three bottles of beetroot juice for 50 bucks
I'm not joking bro. I'm not joking. Why because we couldn't find it at little we went to a little Olaf and I and
And then they didn't have it, so I was like,
bro we have to doodash it like it is or this.
The guy was happy to doodash it right?
And he came like an hour late by the way,
because he was looking for it,
because the Americans they don't buy it.
Bro, beetroot juice chat, every single morning,
a quick glass, I'm telling you bro, I don't know.
It does something to you.
It opens up your blood cells or something,
you're in a better mood, I don't know what it is bro.
Your pee does turn red though.
And you're like, okay.
So don't pee, there's people who drink it
for the first time after being recommended.
And then they go to, then they call 911 after they go
to the toilet.
No, no, no, no, that's normal.
It's sugar.
It's not the sugar bro.
It's not the sugar.
Type one, if you know, if you know,
Bidro juice, it's placebo, even if it is placebo.
Where all of was telling me about something recently,
where, what was it?
There was some like experiment in the Netherlands
where placebo literally cured their shit.
I'm not joking.
Like some people, they did the real treatment
and some they did a not real one.
like they signed up for it
and it works what the hell he
i don't know man i don't i placebo apparently a super powerful i don't know
bros are tick tock
look at all of them seen a tick tock on a jockey
i don't know
it sure lets know beat root juice on top
yes
i'm telling you
Maya.
It's all black and nothing like it.
It's no additives, but of course, B-Food has a lot of it.
Yeah.
It is everything.
It is.
Yeah, but it's not like, it's not bad.
It's like, it's 100% black and nothing like it.
It is guys.
Hey, I drank it.
Hey, question is, did you drink it this morning?
You got to keep it up every single day.
One glass.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Jed, I'm telling you, bro, it puts you in the right mood.
But no more Maya clips, please.
I'm actually getting sad, like, I'm not joking.
All right, um, one case, bada bing, bada boom.
Look at this, bro.
Nah, bro, myth and Maya, bro, the best I swear.
Bro.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Eh!
I only saw deals.
I only saw deals, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
What the fuck?
One more case real quick.
One more case real quick, bro.
Get Jail and Dima on CSGO with you.
Sunday, we're going to do 10 man again, bro.
Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday quick little gold quick little gold last case
for the day I'm not joking beautiful everybody see I hope you're watching
bro they just cooked me and and I'm addicted all right boys let us check
real quickie the reddit the reddit boys I'm telling you who drinks beetroot
juice regularly anyone in the chat if not trust me try it out brother if not
Trust me try it out. Maybe it's placebo. Maybe it's placebo, but placebo is powerful, bro
I don't know man. I'm telling you bro. I'm telling you it does summon shout out to Arda, bro. I
Eat it. That's probably even better. That's probably even better
You're the sugar inhaler chat. I'm not joking bro
Yo, who has a sugar addiction in the chat type one if you have a show your addiction if you feed sugar in the evening
If you feed sugar after fucking eating food
type two if you don't
I don't want to speak like this guy like that hasn't figured out, but I'm not gonna lie
I have figured out sugar addiction. Well, okay, bro
I was I was bro. I was a type of guy that was feeling sugar, bro
I all of a sudden the evening after stream I needed a fucking Ben and Jerry's
I'm not joking, bro, and then he just opened an app
Bada bing bada boom suck bro. You know what the problem is, bro
You go through an insulin roller coaster type one if you know insulin
You eat sugar or like fucking eat lunch boom insulin goes up
then it goes down your body wants to go up again it wants to have that I can
boom it goes up it goes down it always tries to that again bro I have done a
water fast right before America I wanted to reset my body and shit I was doing
four days no food only water black coffee and and electrolytes with no
calories like zero calories from telling you now I don't feed sugar anymore
It's crazy bro, it's like eye-opening. I'm not joking
Sure, it feels nice to have a taste, but you don't feel it anymore. I'm guys. I'm not joking
But check with your doctor first like water first the dangers apparently
But if you have full sugar addiction try it bro, like don't eat anything for four days
You can do it. I know you can do it and download an app and it shows you
Like your progress you're motivated bro. It is it's crazy. It's I don't know man. I don't know
No, no, stop.
You had a normal American breakfast, but you thought it was so good and so he ordered.
What is this?
Oh no.
I know what she's talking about.
You just thought, she's talking about the most golden breakfast place in Greenville.
X up sandwich, left a five star, of course.
That had like really normal American breakfast, but you thought it was so good that had
like really normal American breakfast, but you thought it was so good and so he ordered
it for all of us.
And he got us all the same thing we had to take bites at the same time
He's so excited about it. It was so number one most annoying thing bro when you order food and eat together and
Someone just digs in yo, how baby are we trying the shit together?
I know bro every time when it was my boys or with anyone like it has to be three two one
And then and then you evaluate
First the steak then the potatoes
of course of course bro food is life bro oh it was so cute he's the best I miss him
I miss you oh my god bro she's the best it's just Denny's it wasn't Denny's it
was it was better than Denny's bro okay it better was it better was X up
sandwich yo they had a fucking egg counter they had an account I went with
Olaf in the morning before we went to Mr. Beast bro they had an egg counter how
How many X how many X they used no no no no who else does that who else does that?
I love and I would kept looking at the counter of its life
Loki didn't move. I think they updated in the morning kind of cringe, but oh man X up sandwich
Let me see if I can find it X up sandwich
Greenville
Brackheim I can't believe that mr. Beast is like in the butt fuck of nowhere
He is in the butt fuck nowhere, bro
Like literally like small-ass fucking city X up grill is it this one? I don't want to leave my address right now. Oh my god
Yo X up
X up
Hey, how y'all doing with the Western social
Chantel sweet cake
Those are my goats as the guys that are cooking up the omelette bro chat it was fresh fucking breakfast
I'm not joking bro like I didn't find this in America another okay this looks bad like this guy has cream sauce
Bro this guy is this guy's not doing the right thing. Yo, they're all ordering that fucking sausage and shit bro
But when you get an omelet, it's like clear. Yo, what is this?
Bro, yeah, they had oatmeal dad porridge. They had fresh porridge, bro
No, who else does that in America? Come on. Gee. You just ate acts. No, bro. It was fresh fresh spinach
Bro stuff. Oh, what is this? Say Ronaldo clip. Let me see
Me and my chatter actually locked
What why is bro whipping out the cases once NYC starts showing wealth is he's trying to get his last cases in bro
Is this the last dance that his last meal?
He used to be had addicted to cases bro like
I think it's trying to get his last ones in bro. I'm going bro
I'm locked in bro. Me and my chatter actually locked him. I'm not even kidding. I'll okey take a red
No!
What?
Clip that should evidence five.
Yes!
Whoa!
The Indian guy on the left is 14 years old and he is addicted.
Bob got him addicted.
NYC, look at this.
Another part of evidence.
Whoa!
Look at him!
No!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
First case!
What?
That's actually...
Huh?
First case?
Oh my god, bro, how wait how old is everyone else? Actually, let me guess it's everyone now though. He'll bro. He's probably youngest shit
He's probably like 23
23
What?
23 I would have never thought that that's actually insane 23. What the fuck all right, bro
That's actually crazy. Am I old chat? Am I old am I done bro?
I'm 27 not 27 is chill 27 is chill
where's the time going chat where's the time going like come on man I feel like
22 to 27 just snapped Loki you have to keep track at some point you know just
settle down realize what happened in the past years because a lot is happening
you know what I mean but sometimes I know you just gotta settle down for a
second where do I get good bread in the Netherlands you don't bro you don't
the best thing that you can get in the Netherlands when it comes to bread
I'm not joking. It's fucking little bro. You get the fucking dark
Rolls of bread with fucking walnuts in it if you know, you know the ones from the fresh counter
What is this?
I'm in the lawsuit, but I will be worried if I'm stereo now the bro. He lives in what America bro
He doesn't like he's right at the source bro. Like if they yeah, you know what I mean like he may be chopped
Bro, he may be chopped. It's like he was advertising CSGO cases. This dude. Oh, they pixel is a fucking the wire
I am perfectly fucked
Bro, this dude O.A. Pixel is the creator of getting everybody addicted to cases again
There's no room for you bro
You stepped one foot in America, you're dead!
I just did
Audience was like 10 years old, no?
You weren't actually done bro, I'm gonna ask
He's actually worried
What?
There's nothing to do with this one bro, with this one also
This fucking guy bro. No, I know he's worried bro. Why is it firing shots at me, bro?
When he's in trouble, you know, like you can tell that he's how do you say that he knows that he did something wrong, bro
He knows what is this another?
Bro
I'm telling you bro, I'm telling you bro got the green screen cross
Chad I'm telling you bro
I'm scared that the ten man's
Can I just be fully honest, bro? I'll be fully honest right now. I don't care, bro
Should I be scared of getting that's fine, bro. I'm 27 is where it is guys, bro
I'm scared with these ten months, bro. If we do them weekly that
Like we keep adding people and stuff and Chad is like yo at this person at this
But why not I'm not adding this person then we add him bro
And then maybe sometimes the vibe is not as fun bro and the ten minutes on feel the same
You know what I mean? I'm worried about that bro. I'm worried about that. Am I the only one bro?
Like we need people who can't who don't take it seriously, you know
Is that a valid worry bro, I feel like it is I feel like it is bro
I don't know man, but again like again again like that's why like we need to like
We need to like make the right moves. We need to make the right moves. Yeah over thinking maybe maybe maybe
Fury took it seriously. No, I'm furious also half-trolling, bro
Bro, it is funny if you have someone that's that's like serious but can still take it bro fury
That does not take a fucking bro. He would never have been so harsh and someone if it wasn't Zoya, bro
You know what I mean? He knows fucking Zolkin like Zoya is the funniest guy, bro. What is this?
I didn't even bite my push to talk until now
Maybe someone else come for soil
Zoyle is it still Pokemon Mike?
Maybe someone else come for soil
Yo
Zoyle is it still Pokemon Mike?
He got the log
You got the log my connected
Oh my god
No I can't bro I can't
I actually can't bro
Guys I'm telling you bro there will be some people that always have to be there bro
I'm telling you right now the gang the staple gang
It's gonna be fucking Zoyle Muda
Dima, i, jl, fury are normally
Flurry
mmmmmm
yeah
PSP
Like Loki, just yesterday, bro I'm not joking bro like that shit was fucking too funny, bro
that shit was too funny, bro
and then if we put if we put um
Dora Dora, don't, no no no I should have mentioned first
because Dora is the person that always puts on the vibe
yo, the mood can be terrible
Dora brings up the mood, I'm not joking I don't know why I didn't think about her
um
yo that has to be the staple gang I'm not joking about, I'm not joking
Like when those guys are there, it can't be a bad time. It can't.
What is this?
What is this, Kev?
You saw him. You saw him, bro.
Chet, she's back out from me, bro.
I just realized something.
You know what we need? Oh my God.
You know how we had half-time voice chat?
What if between every rounds,
There's like five seconds of you can talk.
Ah!
Is that too much?
I feel like that could be nice for him, not joking.
Then you can also do things like, let's go middle knife round.
Yo yo yo yo, let me write that down, let me write that down.
No no no, that's sick, that's sick.
Yo yo yo yo, instead of just half time VC,
let's do three seconds after every round.
Open VC.
Oh my god, proximity, that's too much.
Because then you can't talk with your team and shit, right?
I mean, it's too much.
All right, um, you're doing too much, Shed, you're doing too much.
Back off for a second.
Yo, hey, back off!
You're doing too much.
Ah, what else?
Let's see, boys, I want to check it out.
Oh man, my nose is still cold, bro.
Yo, who was the patient zero at the Mr. Beast event for the cold, bro?
I'm not joking.
Like, someone got everyone fucked up.
What a screen type, it's fine.
If I stream it, or you want to keep it exclusively.
Aww.
Exclusively. Don't not turn on your stream.
Kappa.
Of course stream.
Uhh...
Alright.
Boom.
Alright. Uh, lemme see.
It's suck.
Top daily.
Reddit in you.
Open the fucking case.
Mmmmm.
When are we watching the dunking?
In a minute bro. In a minute. In a minute.
Let me hurry up. Sorry, sorry.
my p4 222 tellin blue gem with vices yo you fucking dirty slut chat two to two
is anomaly pattern anomaly fucking on this at one point bro this is a really
expensive fucking knife playside all blue maxed out who wants it who wants it
release the vile files
oh good
oh man can't even do it when I'm sick
What is this bro channel the center because redacted let me blow my nose chat. Don't say you bro. I'm gonna
Yo, I'll tell all the people that are saying L Vapro. I'm
I'm literally sick, bro.
Like what do you want me to do?
Just like get snorted up?
Bro, when I realize my nose is full,
I blow it out, bro.
Like chill, bro.
I'm not vaping every five seconds, bro.
I didn't get addicted to vaping in fucking America.
All right?
My first ever knife, there's no going back now.
You know what's funny, bro?
You know what's funny?
Fucking furious.
So we go Batman every week, right?
Monday I go Batman again with my boys.
It's fury all of an eye, right?
We go Batman bro and afterwards we always go eat.
Furious brought us into this restaurant,
his favorite restaurant where you can Shisha.
You can suck on a hooker.
And bro says, guys, it's not addicting.
It's not addicting.
You can do it.
It's not addicting bro, you can do it.
I've been smoking Shisha my whole life.
It's not addicting, bro.
I'm not joking bro, I'm not joking.
Olaf bought a Shisha that night,
Like at the restaurant to try it out, right?
He was getting bubblegum mint.
No, no, no, he was getting a Myanmar, Myanmar.
Furious always getting bubblegum mint.
Bro, Olaf, fast forward two weeks.
I'm not joking, bro.
He bought a fucking Shisha.
He bought fucking 20 bricks of coal.
He bought aluminum foil.
He bought different Shisha tabaks.
Yo, bro, I am not joking.
Furious got my boy Olaf addicted to fucking Shisha, bro.
Your mother's you know, no, no, no. I love keep saying no, no, no. I'm not addicted. I'm not addicted
That's a mission. Yeah, last week. Oh, no, no, no, actually now, bro. Actually now
Like it has nicotine. What else? I don't I don't I suck on a little bit
I used to in high school like with my boys a little bit, but not anymore. No anymore
I don't know nicotine like
Like I was feeling busy that night when I was doing it
Well after badman, bro, you feel like you felt dizzy, bro. I don't know. It was like nicotine full
I don't know
My first of a knife. There's no going back now a good friend of mine gifted me my first knife. I love this one
Nice
NYC
The good thing expects
Bice-lofts, bice-lofts
Not bad
Go to check are you tilted that he called knife knife, but it's a fucking glove case
It cannot be a knife are you mad at that that a guy who doesn't even know his skin
So probably doesn't even appreciate them and only sees the value. It doesn't make you mad that you didn't get that
But he did
All right, I'm just making sure
Go cold cold cold
Hey, you know the pixel I remember one time when we unboxed
King snakes
King snakes king snakes I remember hey, why am I getting
What why wait servante communities
Hello
Ha
Number one related community CSGO hacks own a pixel subreddit
What is this shit
Guys, what are you doing? What are you doing second one is learn CSGO?
They go yo, yo, this is literally this is this is the path
They go on a pixel subreddit. I dialed them in with cases and we see how you're watching then they go face it
That's where you start right you search up. Where do I play CS boom face it? They have an ad you click it
You start playing face it you start getting crushed you go to learn CS go subreddit
Then you realize oh am I I think
Why am I I think?
Mm-hmm. Are we back?
We should be back. Then you go to fucking learn CS go and you realize oh shit
I don't want to put in the time row and some of the stuff doesn't really work and then you go to fucking CS hacks
Guys don't start hacking bro. Just get good. I'm joking bro. I'm not joking
Just watch my stream bro. Just watch my stream try to get better every single day
try to look at my vaults when I play try to try to learn what I do not just watch
try to learn what I do okay the one ways that I do the smokes that I use the
Nate lineups that I that I apply okay 1% every day and you will be done in no
time currently running one and two as my CT&T side was thinking of selling
both for three. One, two, selling those two for
no. Hell no. One or two curious what the community
thinks of these. Oh, survival knife sapphire with blue
and you drag loves baby girl this one is not so unique but still okay and it's on
the mat vertical brah I'm wet I'm not joking going back to old chats I traded
this away in 2023 for like 15 bucks or something cry cry cry cry cry have this
for last year I'm gonna do this that's fucking getting rage by him using
TS and the rose emoji bro for the profit I traded everything I had W
There you go. Now it's worth thousands. New diamond gem. Nice, nice. That's it, right?
Mods, are there any more clips?
Anyone with my battle scar bronze faded calculator? No. No. What is this?
Finally got my hands on the holographic CSGO beta card from 2011. I've heard of these. These are so fucking rare
Look at this chat. They used to give out at an event, I think
And a valve event maybe they gave out these codes
Like these carbs which have a coach on it that you could scratch off and then redeem to activate it
for a copy of Counter-Strike
Global Offensive for the fucking beta or off nearly beta. Yeah, I
Counter-Strike global offense launches on PC Mac PSN and Xbox live in 2012 chat
They used to have it on PlayStation and Xbox you can still play it on there, but no one plays
In October you got the beta. This is super rare
I've heard someone say that it's one in four that only four known copies exist
If you own one of these ask your grandpa your grandpa your grandpa
Do we have a counter strike global offensive beta card?
And then you're talking money remix. How much did you pay? Come on? Leak it bro. Leak it. Don't be a bitch
Bro, no one care yo bro come on, but you're making more money by saying how much you paid
I'm not joking bro. No one is gonna not buy just because you say the price
Just say it bro. If you scan someone just say it bro
Just say it. We're not gonna look differently at you, bro
We respect you for taking the back never selling it. Just tell us the price how much you paid just tell us
How much you paid if you scan the grandmas fine just tell us please if you robbed someone just tell us please
We need to know the price. Oh
Oh my god, how many digits how many digits one two three four five six digits
Remakes on everything yo, I'm calling you you fucking I hate people who are doing this bro
Yo, why are you trying to act fucking all secretive and shit?
How much did you pay?
I'm not trying to act secretive, like 20 people messaged me trying to buy it and
I don't want to make it about resale value.
Like I just want people to collect them, you know?
Bro, did you scam someone? Just be honest, bro. I'm not joking, bro, like, bro, like, if you're on the page, just say it, like, it's fine.
It's fine, bro.
Oh, I didn't scam nobody. The guy named his price, and I paid it up. I didn't negotiate or anything, but he had multiple of them.
Whoa.
He had multiple of them, and he stopped playing the game, like, I think it's said a year after the beta came out, and he's had them in a box for years.
I thought a guy said that only four of these are known to exist, like, right now.
like, that's not true. Okay, they were handing these out. They were handing these out, I think
at like three or four events, like before the beta came out. And there's definitely more.
Wow. There's a post on Reddit from like 2020, 2012 or 2013, where a guy has like 10 of
a minute's hand. Okay, okay, I got to ask. Two times, I say two prices and you say
And I over under only two tries I get sure okay
High or lower than a thousand
lower
Wow
High or lower than 600
Lower but yeah, I'll give you 800 right now, but I'll give you 800 remakes. I'm not selling it
I don't care. You paid less than 600. I'll give you 800. Are you stupid?
Bro, what the fuck am I gonna do with your 800?
200 euros profit you can buy yourself something nice. No like what like where do you live?
Canada ooh
So 200 euros bucks is a lot over there, right?
Like you can 200 euros get to like two days worth of food here
That's crazy. Okay. I mean hey, are you hungry right now?
No, not really. No, I said all right. Okay. When you are let me know bro. Maybe we can discuss. Okay. Yo, wait, why aren't you just buying all the copies of the guy and you advertise it on stream right now and then you just fucking sell it to my viewers like I used to pet.
I don't want to resell these I told you I I don't care about the the resale value of these
He he was just a collector and he didn't want to sell it at first
But I showed him my other
Collectibles from CS and he was like okay. I don't mind selling you one of them
Only on mom's life. You only bought one
Yeah on my mom's life only about one. I didn't even ask for more
I swear I would have bought all of them bought all of them and then just manipulated the market
you know what I mean like I used to do this with caution right yeah with blue
gems damn interesting all right there was a new season shit yeah stop stop oh
hell no bro my son okay all right remix much love thank you for hopping in
bro and telling us the price that's a very nice pick up very nice have a
good stream and W10 man's thank you bro thank you will do more often bro
we do more often do you think wait do you think except I should get an
invite to the 10 man's?
Of course. Okay, I have it on my list.
Of course, you should do you should do an all star mod team,
bro.
Bones versus other the other people you had yesterday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monta. Yeah. Alright, double. Yeah, now I'm hyped for
that. Alright, yo remix for a good one. Alright, love
runoff. Alright, bro, myself. Tell your remix, bro.
Alright, except because you will be invited for the next
by the way all right you are on my list oh all right what else um w remix in the
chat road w remix very nice pickup very nice pickup make sure to message remix on
twitter if you have an offer for him as he said he's looking for the highest
offer he's very willing to sell what is this
kinkneet see I don't make the rules thank you for the last two years to
get up seven K likes could be real him leaving what is this football food and
He has three things the Brits are doing better than the French
We won't ever forget the moment. Hey, he's not leaving right? Is he leaving or no?
Chad am I acoustic read read what
To last one truth
Three things the Brits are doing better than the French wait food
I'm too lazy to read this. I'm not gonna lie. I already read today. I already read today. Don't say kappa
I did I did I voice um should I check out if this
I
Almost accidentally close my ears. I'm not joking bro. My stream almost has crashed if there wasn't a second confirmation gg
I'm not joking bro. I um
Sally send me the clips queue send me the clips queue now now and then we're gonna get into the don't kill game
All right, don't drop 95 kills. I'm not joking. We have his fucking game with voice chat
So we're gonna watch that but first I want to see some more clippies
Guys if you have a clip that we should watch on stream right now whether switch on YouTube put in this chat put in this chat
We start the queue off with an absolute fucking classic one of my favorite clips
I'm telling you this is a clip when I'm in a bad mood, bro. This clip it cheers me up. I'm not joking
Well, look at this fucking guy
How can you hate him?
It's very loud
I can only just imagine this shit like actually tilted like it's very loud bro.
Nah.
Let me fucking clear the queue.
Guys repost and what you posted.
Repost what you posted.
Boom now it's open.
Now it's open.
First clip of the day.
Smartest American.
Alright American.
Now we put, look at this.
And now bing bing.
What?
Oh my.
Bro guys, guys, guys.
Yo, yo, yo, chat, chat, chat.
Is Kajal good at Elden Ring?
Now we put, look at this.
Because on MotherSuck on Tuesday, if everything goes right, I still have to find a way to set
it up.
I messaged a guy on Twitter, but he didn't reply, GG.
If anyone knows how to set up an Elm Ring randomizer in Co-op, please let me know.
Lowkey.
Because that's what we want to do on Tuesday, Chad.
K-Jul has time now.
I have time now.
We don't have tournaments.
We're cold streaming.
And I know.
We are going.
just finished Minecraft hardcore we're going to Elmring randomize a hardcore
alright so yeah we're gonna fucking beat that we're gonna fucking beat that
what is this time again I don't need to kill a streamer for milk you might I did
invite him she's a big channel for everybody showed us to mr. Beast what he
I think he's a
Bro what's for me for my fans
Guys, I only went for my fans if mr. B said you'll pop by I
We got the 50 bus remorse and you can win the million dollars you own a pixel one million. I would have said no
I would have said no I only went because it was for my fans
You know what I mean? I wouldn't never go with the intention of me collecting the mill. Oh hell. No. Oh hell
No, I would probably would have still went and then gave it away the one million, you know, because I could have done it myself
I guess but
bro like the co-stream
Shizer he did invite me to Las Vegas to watch like his tournament and shit. Yo if I had time, bro
I'm not gonna lie. I would have wait. I mean I am lying. Shizer
bro it's so far bro like right now I'm so fried after one america trip around
no joke he was pissed
bro and now yesterday was nice but I'm not joking
Son of a bitch
New York City
Opening a case in front of his underage audience the best feeling he's ever had
What does the viewer want to do of stable Ronaldo on Twitch?
They want to do it themselves. They fucking use their mom's credit card suck as soon as you know it they get addicted
What is this?
Fucking Christ!
Did you see this bar?
Uh...
I can watch the board. I'm sure...
I reckon he went straight to Geogas, as soon as we came on.
Really?
Is that what you're talking about?
All co-streamers, dude.
All co-streamers.
He's not like that, honey.
All co-streamers just go straight to Geogas,
it's close to the ownerpixel meta.
Is that entertaining?
Yeah.
Apparently for the fans.
Are they doing like CS, right to Geogas?
No, it's just like...
I don't know why we do segments. We should just play Deogas.
I'm down.
This sounds sad.
Bro, I listen to the segments. I listen to the segments.
What is this?
No!
I'm good.
What is this?
Did I have to say I could have employed you?
Wait, Loki, that's not that bad.
Is Shota better or longer, Chad?
Shota or longer?
I hate long, long hair, but like this is long for me.
This is long.
Shota or longer?
Yeah?
Bro, Shota is so nice though.
You don't have to do anything.
You wake up, it's ready.
You go outside, the cold breeze.
You feel it on your school.
Ooh.
If you don't know.
and then I always have to think about fucking pvz the fucking pan on the
head flurry bro like why you look like why you look like that bro that's
Pepsi oh my fucking penis for give me a sec what you get my point so my white
shorts of brown woman you have too much information my G too much information
microphone bro the Red Cross are crosshair oh my god you know what the
fucked up parties bro he kept crashing the first few seconds when he was on
our server chat if you are sent him a bind I'm not joking if you are sending
a bind that had in it
bind W quit bro every time I was trying to move follow bro it fucking quit his
game bro you were not crashing bro your shit was fucking getting hacked
bro this guy oh my it's so clueless bro
xayah retic
look at these bro look at him ghosting around fucking bombsite a on cash
he doesn't see him
Nice!
The blood is for nine years!
HAHAHAHAHA
No!
Flash him in the air!
Nice!
Oomph!
HAHAHA
It's real!
No!
I'm gonna be blown!
Nice!
Wait, were those team flashes as well?
I hope I'm not laughing for no reason.
Ah, it was enemy flashes.
I retracted my laughter.
No!
Now I'm sad.
I laughed for no reason.
Look, it was only one JL flash.
The rest was enemy team. Fuck.
Now I'm sad. Now I'm sad.
Ah, what else?
What is this?
I do not have the loot, so...
Dude, you're throwing the game, there's no shotgun.
No, I really don't. Like, I might, where my area is, like, I went over there.
Are we sleeping?
So I assumed you grabbed everything, but there's nothing.
No, no, no. The backpack was on the ground, though.
How we sleeping the orange charge is only no bro is putting in the hours
The summit the summit one G thread. Oh my god, Greek God acts
What is this start making their way back towards a but as soon as way gets this kill
They might as well start our team with my toaster.
What?
I actually thought it was real talk.
I actually thought he was about to say like,
maybe we could try something like Los Fratones and League of Legends.
Own a pixel of my boy and I.
What is this?
My toaster!
They might as well start our team with my toaster.
Oh my god.
What?
If we go down that line.
I
Ever life and boy noise this not playing with him right sorry
Yeah, no dog
Tell me just do it not do something back. I got that bad. It's true though. I'm a check chat
I was I was screaming in the mic. It was a it's a bad mic in the game
But it might not bad just that I was shimmying it
that is there an enderman biome yes or no
onee you're right next to the edge one skeleton one arrow one one shot three
hours 30 on me on me on me
hit hit bro
man
the number one most annoying thing about this bro was that you guys was
saying that I was fucking clipped for me are you fucking dead ass three and a
half hours we were maximum fried I'm eating fucking lunch mid-run I just
wanted to fucking end this challenge bro what are you talking about what is
this we need food bro bro I'm so far because we didn't eat
So if you spot anyone, let me know.
I see Mr. Rihwan guy.
He's a banana somewhere.
Banana, banana, banana, banana.
Do you know if there's any bananas, bro?
No, no, no.
I'm so hungry.
Where did you get that?
What is that?
Fish sticks?
Yeah, fish sticks.
Oh, I love fish sticks.
I love fish sticks.
Fish sticks.
Now I want some.
Is that falafel?
I think that's falafel.
Those falafel, those falafel.
We're ass, bro.
Yo I'm sorry HTV Awards, those who are ass bro get a new caterer, those who are fuck
Yo, the food at Mr.Beast
They had fucking catering for all the streamers, right? And the plus ones and all the stuff
Yo, that chicken, those potatoes, those salads
Like Michelin
Fast, the best catering I've ever had, I'm not joking
I'll take some falafel, you wanna try it too?
Yeah, try the falafel, 3, falafel, 3, 2, 1, that's all right, okay, you know what's
good now?
Falafel, 50, 3, 2, 1, that's what I, I love it, I love it.
What did I want to say?
Check!
Aya, quiz time!
Who knows what falafel are made out of, bro?
Any ideas?
Wait, I forgot.
It's chickpeas, no?
Is it chickpeas?
Chickpeas?
Chickpeas, right?
Yeah, chickpeas.
Everyone knows that.
What else?
What is this?
Is that his nose or his fucking ass?
Joe, I gotta turn the mic off for Navijos.
What?
This can be his nose.
Joe, if he said it was you guys, you gotta go turn it.
Imagine.
What is that?
Come on.
Let's lock him bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Jeff, we need to get a good rank, bro.
Come on.
Bro, I'm sure it's the butt-clucks giving me energy right now.
There you go, there you go.
Here we go.
Right now as well.
What else?
Break roll.
No, I can't get break roll.
Careful, I can't misclick.
Oh.
Cobblestone.
I'm so mad, I'm so mad that we played fucking Mirage last map yesterday, but I didn't want to be the guy like
Guys we have to play now, but I swear it would have been way funnier today
Ahhhh!
Karma!
Holy shit, and Fury is standing here
What the fuck, what are you doing out here bro?
Fury hello bro
I don't know this video. Yeah, I think you go travel bad. No fury. Yeah, it did
What's the next stream bro, what's the next stream?
When's the next stream?
I did see the low hey doing my boy point six seven dirty, bro
nah
Seven nine. I mean not six seven good
versus
last clip last clip
No, my chrome is not lagged man, I think I fixed it.
Do scams people know their smokes?
Jerry, you know what I'm happy about bro, the next 10 man, you know who I really want
to get into our lobby?
You know who I really want to get into a lobby?
I'm not joking.
Zoya, same guy as last time, but it's well, we need to get loba in it bro, I'm not joking.
We need to get loba in it, I'm not joking, I'm not joking, I'm not joking.
Actually see, nah, that's that bro, bro.
Bro's gonna say he joins and then he doesn't join.
Bro, yo, bro I need access phone number bro, I also messaged him at the event like a day early,
like yo are you here?
And he just never replies, ever, like anywhere.
Let me blow my nose away.
I
Forgot to do it
Shice I'm sorry. I
Feel I would be funny with Lovah. I'm not joking like he's not a bad guy. He's just farming
At least I think so. Maybe I'm reading them wrong. What else?
Get Jinx he wanted to play CS. I'm trying to set something up right now for Jinx see um
Chat let me know if this is good or bad because again like I don't know if he has a premiere account and stuff
And maybe it wouldn't even hit like to hop into Premiere of show one premiere game, but then what?
I told my programmer to do a quick short KZ thingy a
quick short surf thingy and
Yeah, you have any more ideas I want to show I'm like all the corners of CS
You know what I mean? Does that make sense doesn't make sense. I think so now
Mmm, if you have an idea for like a challenge that will make sense
Maybe I don't know but I know like I just want to show them the Ross. Yes, you know
Wingman bro wingman is ass. No women is boring, bro. No, can I?
prop hunt
That makes no sense
Maya plates. Yes
Bitch that is actually really annoying. I just want to throw that out there if you wait for someone like that
That's lame as hell
And this is what I don't want you to do. She just hopped into what is this death match?
The senses
Nah, she got the animal sanctuary aim I what else
No
Maya stop stop. I can't type in you. I'm not joking. I'm after ban you. I'm after ban you like I'm sad
No, no, no stop stop stop. No, no, no. All right. Um
No, my god. All right. What do we have? What do we have? What do we have boys? Um?
We got to get things moving. We got to get things moving. We have a challenge come no
No, no, no the dunk game almost forgot
They don't game leave some house and chef for Maya pro what no my wife's a sanctuary everything in America
nah let me see um boom YouTube
all right boys who's ready for this don't boom oh my god all right let's see
95 tuck boys it sounds like a fucking like a cheater dropping a fucking
bomb of nananana nine ninety five kills from donk is real this guy uploaded a
perfect supercut including voice comes we can hear what donk says to the enemy
team we can hear what donk says to the fucking teammates what he types all of
this included in a quick fucking edit 95 kills I don't know how many rounds this
went should we watch this for a quick yes or no four days late bro we had
stuff to do the past days it is over this two hours of yapping or seven bro
I'm not gonna yap a lot I'm not gonna yap a lot you know me bro not a Maya make
sure to drink your beetroot juice if you haven't yet I'm not joking I'm not
joking mmm I had mine right before stream no yep alright alright I will not
yap a lot boys um here we go do you think quickly before this do you
think don't cheat it in this or no honest answer honest answer please this
game is four days old. It's all in there. It's all in there. Yes, he did. No, he didn't.
I see 50-50 in the chat. 95 kills and my opinion makes no sense. Correct me if I'm wrong. This
is the second highest kill game ever recorded. Correct me if I'm wrong. That's what I thought.
gonna go 4k we're gonna go 4k if he does something sas we catch it in 4k
voxic had 99 kills man and then no no no had didn't I have 102 at some point
chat I don't think it was voxic who was above me now I think it is my bonk my
boy don't get high right now who I wanted to boys I'm happy that I didn't
beat mine but let's see who you was playing against quick little check on
the elo. Playing against Donk at the top of course. Top left. 4900 elo. Also, why does
it say south fucking Korea? Interesting. He's playing with a German guy. I hope he's not
tilting at the German bro. Else we'll get mad at you my boy Donk. All right. Then
Travamo, a guy from I don't know that flag, not gonna lie 3000 elo. Phasery from Slovakia
4,000 yellow with the Navi flag dad deal from Kazakhstan 3,000 yellow cut checks
3,500 we're not talking boats these are european 4,500 yellow not American
4,000 yellow that means the fucking silver no no no those guys are real
pros those guys are real sweats if you peak them they will put a bullet in
your head okay so value from Russia we have cypher from Kazakhstan we have
car FG is that you can now from your kinder country I forgot what it's
And then we have Dobro from Sweden, 3,500 Lilo.
Boys, Donk, 6,700 matches and as you can see, some of these guys have way more matches than that kid.
Donk, I think there's a stat, he spent 60% of his awake life in Counter-Strike.
I am not joking, if you deduct his sleeping time, like minus 10 hours every day,
60% of his life or something, he spent in fucking CS, bro, that should make no sense.
Don't say he's aware, bro, he is where he is because of that now.
He is fucking dominating bull. That's why he is the phenom.
Alright, here we go. Number 4 on face in the world by the way.
How do you drop in this lobby? 95 kills. I want to see it.
Where should I put my facecam boys and girls? I think here and I also go a little bit tinier.
Boom. I'll go a little bit tinier. Chat on the screen or no. Chat on the screen or no.
the question of all questions youtube frauds always get mad why because oh my
god the shed is so insufferable I think the shed is sometimes chill sometimes not
sometimes chill sometimes not I'll keep it I'll keep it on I'll keep it on but
please be good boys please okay here we go boys 95 fucking kills from the
If you try to learn the game, you have to watch this to the end.
Why? Because this is the best player right now on Counter-Strike together with OnePixel.
You have to watch my streams and you have to watch this demo. Here we go.
The voice check is enabled. So this is what a fucking high elo lobby sounds like as well.
You don't hear at the start any sound. Why? Because it's movement.
We are on CT side from Donk, which means...
Now called scum. You wait until the first steps come.
You also see the teammate POV top left. Jesus, teammate is also great.
comes in don't always get some kids on the pistol and there it is don't with the
first kill of the 95 second round we go in by the way by the way quick little
question I'm not gonna get a lot why does don't have a zywoo profile picture
whoa whoa whoa time out time out time out zoom in on that is that a zywoo
profile picture whoa whoa whoa don't are you trying to be like a zywoo the
it's not no jets what does my no just look like fucking zywoo coming
nuts he looks like I won 16 by 9 no interesting my bad maybe a homie of
us
don't talk you listen look at the skin by the way
4v2
I don't know if that connected.
Upgrades to the AK.
Mark on the AK is a different piece.
We all know it.
Okay.
Yo.
Time out.
Okay.
It's 3-3.
I was about to fucking say because this looked like it was going to be a 13-0 type
one if you agree.
Because we only see the rounds where he's getting kills, I don't mind that.
But I would love to see some rounds where Donk gets a fucking bullet and the head gets
entry and then he says, Blyat!
I wanna see some Donk Ranch as well, I hope they included that.
Because again, we do have the voice comes.
Because three times the enemy team won, we didn't see that.
Change POV idiot!
Yo bro, yo yo yo.
Chad, I think it's best if we watch this video, right?
Because if I hop into the fucking face of Demo, you already know that we're here
all night.
You already know that we're here all night, bro.
I'm gonna check out this team profiles like I'm gonna check out donks last played game is fucking artworks
I'm gonna check on everything bro low key. We have to do this, bro
And we do have the VC
Don't not going aggressive this time towards water
And you see him push us up
I've never seen it before we want that
Donk
95 kids and that shows boys
You don't have to be perfect in order to be the greatest even LeBron James fucking misses the three points out once in the blue moon
And so does stonk sometimes in the grenades do miss
And this multi-bets me right now
I'm not gonna lie because sometimes I have these moments that I doubt myself you are not the king, but I am and you are
Don't still finds fucking two kills in that run with a miss grenade triple kill keeps it alive
Really one now. Where's the last CT fucking bum ass? Sorry T
You can see a top left. He's in the middle
He is walking towards Donk.
Mid.
Going B, going B.
Yeah, going B.
I love that Donk knows who he is, bro.
This random guy.
Going B, going B.
And Donk knows.
Nobody cares what this guy is saying, bro.
Donk has to reassure us so the team feels safe about the call.
Listen to Donk what he says right after this random set.
Set going be you have to you have to you have to do the two of a if you're the goat
That's not don't not a bad shot
Don't now playing on a this is one thing that you will see goes to a lot
This is what I do a lot when you're the author when you're there when you are zygote
You have to play a sometimes you have to play middle sometimes you have to play
Especially when it's a painstaking. Why? Because you are the threat. You are the danger.
Go in positions where they don't expect you.
You can't always stay the same angle. They will just tripinate you.
Yeah, they got the other side.
Go up the gun.
Ah, Leon! Can't hit the tilt.
How did he go 95 kills? He's 10 and 7 right now.
That's trash
Fast check was there a moment where it just turned and he started going beast mode
Ten and seven is absolute garbage
Here we go
Maybe he actually started talking
Dong with the B rush call has the perfect smoke the line for it. I don't know where this one hits
Maybe dark I
I assume dark
Don't want the fight now
hellfuckin name
This must be the game right after waking up right, but then again 95 pills
13 bullets remaining against five enemies enemies staying rock solid
No one moving an inch knowing that it's done and Duncan always win
Nine bullets don't
You don't want to be caught on the reload
Look at the HP of the enemies though, 3 of them are 1 HP.
Still winnable.
Team doing a wonderful job at shutting the fuck up.
Let the gold clutch.
60 seconds.
Donk.
Being noisy.
HE IS THE DANGEROUS!
IS THAT THE FAST?
NINE!
Well, talk to him when the round, he's making a very important decision here.
He's noticing that the enemy team isn't wanting to peek him, even though they're
at a large advantage.
And so he's assuming that this means one is trying to flank and they're stalling for him.
This is a really easy idea to implement in your own game and can really help...
Loki, I appreciate that.
...help with winning clutches.
He's kinda right.
Loki wasn't even listening, let me hear that again.
...seeing that the enemy team isn't wanting to peek him, even though they're at a large advantage.
And so he's assuming that this means one is trying to flank and they're stalling for him.
This is a really easy idea to implement in your own game, and can really help with winning clutches.
Mmmmm.
Next time I'm playing against Donka and in 1v5 I'll apply it.
Okay.
OKAY!
Bro's like a fucking turret, bro.
Next round. Now he's on the AK, and now he is the danger, literally.
Not a lot of calls. Again.
Interesting how silent it is now. I thought it would be a lot more talkative when you hear pro-play concepts all day
And only donk is talking maybe he told them students you bow
I'm down, right.
Let's go down.
Cheat it.
Brother knows his timings.
Is that a guy on B?
Yes, two guys on B.
Fuck those guys.
Don't.
The way he peeks, but I'm not even josing.
One down.
Come, come, come, come.
Oh the way he peeps from not even joseph
Nice dog
To nicest to nicest bro, you have to go out you have to go out on your boy, bro
You have to say yo yo yo yo yo, that's crazy
mods clip that and they do the fucking the thing like the in-game command f3
cheer and it's like let's go I'm telling you bro come on you gotta hype up your
boy bro you just did something fucking insane bro you just watch the brawn
light
eat that they included the enemy team course they're gonna tilt so hard
towards the end bro imagine losing a fucking game that went on for so long
bro don't just opening up for me I see in the back while talking chat one problem
that a lot of you guys have mommy and don't one problem that a lot of you guys
have is talking my case and while talking having the same reaction time
I'm having the same aim. Type one if you struggle with that.
A lot of you guys do. I'm telling you, bro, it's something with your brain.
You have to be able to... Only the goats can do this.
You have to be able to multitask and don't can do that.
You see that? While talking, while coming, hits the headshot, like he's not talking,
like he's using all his brain power on fucking shooting.
So clean.
Come on, come on guys, don't come...
Instant!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, hatch up by the way again, top right, you can see it.
Oh, ho, ho, it's all that shots.
And he's hunting the last guy, why?
He's got homework for tomorrow.
The bro's gotta be at places, that's my goat.
You're not safe.
Here we go.
10 to 7.
We're still down.
Mods prediction on win-loss
Double kill not even got shots lock in
Once you take over here again, maybe checks every corner as he should
You can only win against longer to catch him off guard, he knows that
Perfect smoke lineup
I
Know
What's the score on dog right now? We always lost play this position early. Oh
Clean spray
5-3-1.
Kill Steel.
What's this BFP?
My chat was saying, you guys were saying
that it's MagnoJets, right?
I have to confirm that, bro.
You can't always trust the media on Twitch.
Let me see, MagnoJets.
It's MagnoJets.
You're right.
Back boom.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Donk to back boom.
Hold on a second.
10 to 10 nice dog one more you better don't repeat you little shit
oh eat it you are a bomb this enemy team is fucking clueless but you see
don't repeat it I still can't
I just realized something this game would already be over if there was someone calling it time out and then it's
Hally on the mic I'm not joking brothers would have been a fucking 13-6 I am not joking Hally
wouldn't let this go to fucking round whatever wherever it went don't go for another entry of
Of course, so much value. 60 damage to the body, he doesn't care about it, he wants the fucking position.
3 on 3, could be assassin rounds.
Only the GOAT deserves captions. Why? Because the rest of the teammates, it's just noise. I'm not joking.
His teammates did catch up though, right? 12-11.
Can I? I'm coming up.
Donk.
Leave this with me.
Can you reveal?
Yeah.
Blew.
Revealing means blowing open the smoke.
Donk.
Silent drop.
That's why he's the goat.
Walks into B.
Maybe he's watching!
Nice, Donk!
Okay, I'll follow up.
Can you stay so calm?
I'm on the right.
Donk.
Oh
Teenage hold up you're pretty good. I'm not gonna lie
No
Don't insult them no way
Did he cut it out I
Would have flashed out my teammates. I know you don't know that's unacceptable
Wait, are you in the check the guy who made this video nebula in the chat bro, bro go with it fucking
uh uh at around now so far um one thing always keep in uh voice comes please like when don't
tilt or something i hope you kept that shit in even if like he dies and shit you know damn
i like that bro i like that i make sure to share your link everything bro if we upload this on
youtube i got you bro everything w bro please don't please some games in me please some games
Oh here we go
Don't
Bye wait no Tina guys first to 16 will it go to a T where don't drop 60 kills in the next three rounds
Don't put the boss cold will it work
Teenage go through the smoke that's a kill that's my stick out
Oh
Really one
Don't go into all now a lot of people always ask
Oh no
When he buys when I watch a cold stream right off like a tournament and don't buy a secondary or whatever
He was always like oh no
Can don't up
yo yo yo yo yo that's like asking can LeBron James golf if you're the gold
you can do whatever you want bro golf is his bitch the op is his bitch I'm not
joking bro he doesn't need an AK doesn't need a fucking M4 no no no he can
op he can fucking pistol he can do anything count he is counter strike bro
do you not understand bro do you not understand I'm not joking bro LeBron
is sports don't is
one be free okay Loki maybe he should not look you lost around what on half
times course let's see don't 35 and 17 and we're not even close yet boys again
This is the is it the kill world record and see us to at least was the voxic
19 what was it 99 kill lead kill kill in CS go
chat
When was the voxic one
99 in 99 in
in magics at 100 no no that's kappa voxic was against level 7 players okay so this
is the legit world record then right let's be honest then this is he's playing against
Proper teammates and enemies
Don't go on the up even though he got fucked the last time on the op is behind me again. Oh my god
He's still full HP
ah must have been the wind don't early smoke not sure where that hits i'm not gonna
pass don't sneak you up towards fucking beans knowing that there could be a guy
what is this shop that's and for your daddy bro get up your fucking and for
game yo why don't you drop the goat fucking this piece of shit oh my god
that's like saying yo when LeBron needs a ride to the fucking Lakers game
right and you like you're your brawn boy got you I got you I got you and
And then you put him on the fucking back of your bicycle, bro. Yeah, yeah, take a seat.
What are you talking about? Yo, don't drop him this fucking piece of shit, M4HALO.
Bro, if I was teammate, I was fucking, I would open inside a fucking steam, I would press fucking
shift tab and I would quickly buy a new skin. I'm not even joking, bro.
Buy a nice fucking M4HAL from my boy. What is this?
Don't disrespect him like that.
Default M4HALO, what the?
2
How? No
Can you make it work though?
That's also vice the god, sometimes you can make trash
2 diamonds, 2 gold
Straight from the roof
Left of mine please
Nice
I could defy them all
A V P is low
Really too many vantage
No connection on the spray
A V P is low, sir
Both on side
2v2, 2v1. Stay alive. Stay alive! Stay alive! I was watching out for teammates. Second
No T.
Don't.
On T side now again and we're seeing the same play that he did early.
Trying to get early water control, trying to find a pick.
No pick this time.
He picked me boost pick.
Boost?
I'm boost.
That boost in the middle?
Even headshotting on the open.
Yeah, do it, do it, do it.
Hop.
Don't.
In and out.
Last alive.
Suck!
Round.
Perfect.
Nice.
Early molotov to stop the fucking rush, but look at this, he has space.
He edges the molotov, fucking boss even pushes it perfectly timed!
Perfectly timed.
How much damage should he take?
While walking through the molotov.
How much damage did you take, boys and girls?
One down.
Zero.
Other corner.
It's fine. Two more, please.
Bro.
He's making them look like bots.
Pop flash.
Oh god, he's not afraid.
One more, one more.
There should be one.
Oh, I got him.
Oh my god.
Don't put the same play. He keeps doing this.
Check before seeing.
Let's imagine this didn't happen.
Don't put the same play. He keeps doing this. Why?
Because if you are the gold bro, it doesn't matter if the enemy team knows what you're doing.
Why? Because even if they have the advantage, they're so bad compared to you that you still will kill them.
Check this out.
Oh
Guys it is what it is
Up warm God, you know if you drop this shit to fucking donk bro. I'm leaving this video. I'm not joking. I will check
Your fucking steamer file and report you for fucking harassment. I'm not joking
Oh, oh my god is the most shitty op in the fucking game
Why because it looks like a you know those fucking movies where there's like a monster taken over the city and it's like
It looks like a fucking turd monster like a Marvel Turd monster, bro
It's like from the sewers the shit is coming up and it goes through the city
I wonder if you know what I mean shout out to all the all bomb got enjoy us in the chat if they own a budget
Decoy, thank you for the five gift. It's up slow. Thank you
Thank you, we'll see on the pussy
To be folk in this teammate sloucher after don't control
Oh
We don't say nice
Nice try don't get the gold I swear bro even watching all the stuff because one thing you have to realize bro
What makes goats goats as well?
Hey, we all know your dick all boring thing for the five. Thank you for the fucking fight. Yo, hey
You can be the best in the world when it comes to mechanics and everything
But if you don't make your team feel slightly comfortable
It's a team game at the end of the day
You're with four fucking teammates, bro
You don't know those guys you hop into a game
You get thrown into the cold water if you don't slightly vibe with them if you don't understand them a little bit like say the nice
Try here tell them yo stay alive
Well, if they if you realize that they play maybe too aggressive
You also have to be able to read your teammates and stuff if you make them play 10% better
You're gonna win way more fucking games and that's why he's don't as well
That's why he's winning every single face that game bro because he also knows humans you guys always say there's a lot of people who get me fucked up
There's a lot of people who trash talk don't and say that he's that he's like this kid
That's trying to act cool and and and he's like fake ice cold
Bro, he's fucking what like he was like 18 or something bro, bro when I was 18 and you're the number one
Guy I remember when I was there bro. It does something to you
You're your slightest mistake you doing something wrong you get death threats in your DMs and stuff
So more fuckers fucking DM in you bro. I'm telling you and you just you try to become like try to put up a shield
Maybe or something you know you try to maybe a cool and stuff because people call you like like
Like cringe and stuff a bro. Come on. He's just a kid, bro. He's just a kid. Don't like he's the nicest guy
I'm telling you right now, but he's tonight. I've talked with drunk. I've met donk. He is the
nicest most polite kid bro most respect
respectful cable he respects everyone around him I'm not joking doesn't matter
who you are W don't I'm not joking bro don't you dare disrespect this guy I'm
happy that is at the top because sometimes we let the top a little bit
and titled and like arrogant and stuff you know like me
wait wait wait 1v5
Donk has an AK-82 HP against full by enemy team including an AWP.
Bomb, lost. No way he's where he is.
Enemy team knows where he is.
And now it's the time of smallish's decisions.
You need to know that the enemy team has had all times all five people.
Perfect spray from Donk, seems to be remaining.
What the fuck enemy team is looking at?
Oh my god, and that's all to buy the gold you saw that aura oozing from don't blow the enemy team couldn't even shoot his bullets
You see the ship now boom like fucking neon matrix. He is the fucking main character
Wish he said something after this
I don't want inside yet
Don't doing all the util too
Don't running out
Oh, 2v3, 1v3, 9!
It has to be a buff clutch.
In here, you got 95 kills.
Don't, just running out A.
Is he tilted now?
That's my question.
Or is it a call?
Look at his teammates.
We're fucking 10 seconds into the round bro.
It's an OT.
Wait, this is for match point.
They won that round.
15, 4 to 16, 1st 2, 1st 2 plus 3.
1st to 19, this is a match point.
even a 3v5
donk 3v4 now
even when his teammates are trolling
1v3 no way he's acing this
to stay alive
1v2
the guy killed himself
just ran into the molly
he's mid now
teammates saying last push b but at this point you have to go
do you fucking trust your teammates on the tall
or do you fucking investigate yourself
I wouldn't trust them if I was donk
1
2
Yo, I knew that I love how you blurt out the map, bro.
I'm on the edge of my seat, I'm not reshorting.
Donk.
Oh my god.
13 bullets.
Donk!
Oh my god, he knew!
He may have died to the nade, but he knows his fucking timings, bro.
Oh my fucking god.
Now we're in it again, 1918.
Enemy team already 1-1.
Donk is pushing fucking nade, does he call A-Rush?
No.
Let's care for that.
Tomatoes, careful there.
A car.
I love this first place.
What's the...
Temple, temple, one temple.
Two way, two way.
Three to two.
Two to two.
Donk.
And you see a sweatshirt?
There's one thing about Donk.
And pro players in general, they're good pro players.
see how he's speaking see how he's speaking when check this out a lot of
people don't realize that this is the NATO and CS2 look how he's speaking
look how he's speaking he doesn't just slide no no always crouch always crouch
always there was one guy who investigated donk and zontics their
playstyle and every single time when they're in a duel every single time
They have these micro crouches. I'm not joking bro. When you look at donk in a duel 1v1 guy in front of him
He has always he's always pressing his control key to crouch always type one if you know what I mean
always
To be what I'm going this is maybe what you're doing wrong
And this is by the way part of the reason why type one of your knowledge if I keep posing
This is part of the reason why zontics keep it keeps aiming for the body
Why? Because it is me time CS2 every single fucking pro player or the good ones. They keep crouching in these duels
Zontics he aims
For the body right here he aims his bullets so the guy fucking crouches into him
Right because what you're doing when you crouch your head goes down and you want the enemy to miss Zontics doesn't miss
It's a true thing
Enemy team probably could ace
We can go to Sankirkang.
Something up there again.
I'm dead.
BOTS IN EIGHT!
I'm dead.
3v4.
Why is this bot explaining?
Hello?
You know what's funny bro? Every single one at the MrBeast event, every single person bro.
They don't watch my streams because I'm EO time zone right?
And maybe because they don't want to Loki.
But every single one of them thought like, you'll see us pro right?
Like you watch these tournaments right?
Like you break it down for your viewers right? I was like yes, of course, of course.
Without my breakdowns the chat would be clueless bro.
I'm not joking where everyone thought it was bro.
Tyler1, fucking Ludwig bro they're all like, Ludwig maybe no.
But everyone was saying that bro
GG
3v4
2v4
Donk's in the V
Entry set up
There's another one in the corner
Oh my god
Donk
Huh?
No one knows his timing is perfect
Donk only one flash remaining
teammate has a smoke
Does he say you smoke?
smoke
There it is the micromanagement
Turtle guy better win this the guy like the trash fucking info
Don't with it. Yo one day. I want to hear NT don't saying to me and T bro
Like I want to hop in a game with donk like like a face a game like this when I'm fucking fuck you illo again
And I want to hear donk say empty empty. No, I want to say I want to hear him say good job because I will clutch
Turtles I couldn't I could
Come on g
Let me let me let me let me see this go
get under two
53 53 and 25
Against some of the best players on earth
Yeah, okay
What do you mean 49 enemy team is 49 whoa kairon chat I know kairon he plays on
On...
Forze?
He plays somewhere on some Russian team.
I know Kyron though.
Like I've seen him play before.
Kyron is probably... yeah.
On VP right now, check.
Here we go.
Don't run the op again.
Takes out the fucking biggest target on the enemy team!
Kyron down.
Fuck him, dude.
Thank you Fadas has probably watched more than a hundred hours of tournaments and your gambling brain doesn't know a single thing about main lineups or positioning in this game.
Wrap it up and get a real life job, little bro.
Bonus number one hater.
Yo, how is this going through the fucking mod control? Like I'm not joking bro.
Like just because someone is throwing 500 bits at me like half a buck, it doesn't mean that they can like insult me like that.
Mods.
What is this bro? We have to up our security bro.
Show him the washroom mark. That's funny, Danny
I'm happy that it's not a fucking off warm-gold. I'm not sure as fucking
That is scope for safety
You may take some out before him one of dogs favorite anger table if you're fucking bitch at the way that goat is fucking beaten. Thank you
What the?
He's going back.
Wait, time out.
It was first to 19, it was first to 15.
19 plus 3, 22!
It's match point again for the enemy team.
It's a must win, two rounds in a row.
One more.
One more, what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was killing me.
I checked steps for you.
Two bullets.
in new good reload don't no steady got it there are there's you see that shit
don't he stays on the up interesting
enemy team eyeing towards be don't in wrong position
There's only a lurker to what I say.
I'm leaving mid.
Guys, bomb site B is one of the hardest sites to retake.
At least teammates don't find kills.
Then they are chopped.
B main problem.
Okay, I'm shooting at mid one.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Teammates are going through.
4B3.
Don't put some of this fucking running boots
To be to not the easiest retake 15 seconds, you know that to be one just playing against the tiger
But guess what guess what the lion is coming for you, but the king of the jungle. I'm not joking
57 and 26 57 and 20 when was the last check this out when was the last time you were 57 and 26?
Probably never
I was little man so fast. I'm not joking
Call me absolutely nuts. There's something to it. I've read a study somewhere. I'm not even joking
There's something to it when somebody is small
Compared to when somebody is big big hands big legs blah blah blah. I think gamers
All the goats in gaming call me nuts all the ones with fast reflexes if you look at fortnight
What's his name?
and
Something with but no
Peter but yeah, if you look at donk, they're all a little bit scrawny. They're all small simple is different stop simple is different
Right, and I think other games as well fake or small guys scrawny
I'm telling you why because furious somebody like you
somebody like you if some enemy appears on your screen okay enemy appears on your
screen you see it then it goes to your to your brain and the amount that it
has to travel to get to your hand to click the fucking mouse is way way way
longer it's like a highway donk short little road but a bing-ba-da-bang
hatchet I'm not joking bro I'm not joking that's the one thing bro that's
the one thing that differentiates you from maybe being somewhere like donk
maybe lose some red sorry here we go check this out 54 win it again
we're already another OT says you chill please please chill I'm just
break and shit down
AST friendly fire
boom it boom it
camera
and the falls
I can't flash me
jet fury and I were working on our jimak fury and I on Monday hey fury I Monday you
know what's going on fury and I on Monday fucking Batman it's time it's time I'm
gonna slap your ass next time in the session whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
maybe you should bro maybe you should because every time you move on you lose
some weight bro let's go here we go check this out 22 to 21
right? nice Aster
one dept, go flat
down
L spray
onto the nest
Don't back on the order, try it out the AK one round, back to the op immediately, it worked out.
Ah, Stas, which is don't attack the teammate, what happened there? Check this out.
Was it an innate?
It must have been an innate, right?
Minus one, we're chilling. Minus one, we're chilling.
just a little slip on the ass whoa okay okay he may have lost his fucking
dual but look at this project this out this is what differentiates the goat
from you what would you have viewed out in the situation boom no no no no look
towards middle made in hand made in hand enemy team on enemy on screen what
would you do you would fuck no no I know what you would do you would switch
to your mother second or bro but look what the goat does because it's way
quick... why did he quick switch drop?
Maybe not.
Is it match point again?
No, it's not. First is 25.
Donk, 59.
He's still mogging Kairon.
Kairon 52 only.
Here we go.
3v5.
3v4, we need a donk fucking american, never mind, phase him.
Minus one, my goat is low.
Can be pushed.
But he doesn't care.
It was them, man.
I flashed it.
What other people consider danger is for him in fucking safe play.
I'm only broken.
Just mulled, but I can hold.
I didn't even see him.
Enemy coming, don't.
Insta headshots.
Perfect.
Pressure placement.
Yes.
20, 3, 2, 1.
Got him
He's holding me in his mouth
Must have lagged or something
already down to man 3v5 wait 24-24 what does that mean is it already another OT
it is nice clean spray this was a 2v5 to start with I'm smelling in a lase why
Why don't you put up the kill counter?
Just by the walking?
1A
Yo, how does he know?
3, 3, 3, 3, 2, and it is fucking 3A!
They're reacting.
One's stuck ahead.
One smoked and two are running. You're not done, bro. Stop typing.
They will push high.
Sorry.
Don't see cave.
Back side somewhere.
I'm shooting back side.
nice nice nice do they know what the last guy is? yes they know. last guy. that's a nice.
All you have to do is if you're playing with donkeys to stay fucking alive
Because he takes all of the job. That's the boss
That's three a
Five three
Speed up
AHH!
Check that.
Oh, no.
What a chop-das-a-k.
3x crime stickers and one vitality.
RMR.
I think.
20, wait, 26. First of what? First of what?
We're going to go so deep into OT, I never know until what we play.
Is it 27 or 28?
28, right? Yeah, 28.
Water, water, water.
Huh?!
that was the guy who typed no instacama
what the hell bro fucking kfghxt with the fucking lax switch on my boy
don't know your face it check this game out
franfrey even when donkastet he remains danger why because he knows where you are
KFG with this fucking life round bro
plus to be one
impossible return nice first to 28 over time five wait match point 70 232 7000
damage boys he's not even killed stealing bro he's got more damage than
fucking 70 kills like he's got more than that he's got like 70 point
2 kills.
There's one down.
No, 72.
One down.
Close gun.
Or block gun?
Got him.
Rebile him to AWP.
Okay.
Hit Z gun.
Oh god, it's KFG again.
Donkva is KFG?
Nice.
I talk with the USPS.
Type it.
I see you.
Yeah, you see me.
Minus one has got minus.
Type it.
Oh yeah.
Hit Z gun.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back
Trim, trim
One more
Nine, nine
I'm out of ammo
Ten from it
I can't see anything
I have to blow my nose, I'm sorry
Wait, I'm you love, I'm you love
I still have a cold bro, I'm sorry, bro
Thank you. Now let's check this out. Thank you very much.
I'm not vaping, bro. Yo, now I want to play deadlock, bro.
Bro says one of the chanterelles, beep-op, beep-op.
NOOOOO
Let me hook him and put a bomb on him, if you know, you know
To V2
Nice
What did he say? What did he say?
Again, last peeking
Guys guys guys guys
Yo, bro if I ever unbox the Sun bro
or daughter then
They need to play like this guy
Like I'm not joking. I'm literally giving genes. I'm giving the gaming genes, bro
like I'm
bringing reaction time I'm bringing fucking
Awareness I'm bringing a
EQ like nah, bro. Like what are you doing if you're not fucking becoming a dog bro like I'm not joking, bro
I'm not joking
No, no, I'll actually be tilted brah. I'll actually be tilted if my if my if my son turns out not anything
Like not anything above face level 10
3500 below
I'm a dip that ain't much son
Here we go
Is a match point
24 it's match point
Full blind long oh no almost got the last I'm not even joking
Hey rush called it bomb get the first they can't so they can't so they can't so
We blocked them.
Yo, this guy!
Probably won.
Nice boys!
Is that game?
Faster 31?
Yo, my math ain't mathin no more.
My math ain't mathin no more.
This deep in JOTI, I'm not even joking.
Faster 31.
Wait, how many kills?
Casual 78, Casual 78 to 36. Is that a KD over 2? 36 times 2 is 72. Oh my god, Ibov!
Against some of the greatest players. Here we go, dunk.
Back on the AK.
Who is this guy who made this video bro?
This video is goaded.
Like this crosshair, crosshair code in the description.
Do you have gambling sponsors or like how do you make money?
No sponsors!
No shot you're doing it for the love of the game.
Chad, I personally don't take gambling sponsors right?
Like you know me.
I'm just against it but sometimes if you gotta pay the bills, like I understand
people to take it like it's a lot of money on the table and stuff and I don't
know like sometimes it's between you doing the content or you can't afford to
do it and you have to get a nine to five like nebula what is this you should
reach out to some marketplaces and shit at least know if you are against
gambling or something I don't know like for sure like a marketplace would what
Evotesis this is kind of crazy. I'm not even joking. You broke up the Amazon affiliate makes
One guy defending with an off not afraid perfect refraining man man man equalness three or three
I have a camera on
Can they be mine?
No, no
Camera on
One man, one man, one man
I have a camera
AHHHHH
How is he so quick?
80, let's go
YAAA
And we don't stop there
We will pick from the second
At this point don't us not know that this will be a game for the record books
5
You know what I love about this sorry for pausing but you know what I love about this
sometimes when I see these like high-kill games I'm thinking that there's some stuff
going on like that was like the longest game ever recorded on face it and bro they just
tied like yo bro let's let's let's do it no there was some homies who got together
and like okay let's play a hundred games a hundred rounds right like you can just
do it with you if you have time but this is no discussing like bum bum bum like
you know nothing you know like they're all full tried and it did go all the way
that's crazy this is magical
whoa whoa whoa what's that
push me push me push me take one boy
stand up stand up
no
everyone just take one boy
those teammates are trolling
But look how the gold doesn't stay doesn't get to the smoke I will smoke
and give me second first I feel like I'm in the game bro and I'm one of his
teammates bro like boost me give me smoke sometimes I find myself in that
situation when I'm like not doing the best you know like the top frag is
just like using me for as a tool
You wait for the smoker
I first one, I first attack
All star
Boom, go!
Kill them
3v4
My disadvantage in relation to that
I'll cover after him
Go take me, I'm in place, I'm on
I'll take
Broke, broke
F***!
I'm on, I'm on
She is too much
Bomb up, bomb up!
I'll throw
1v4
one before here we go four bullets for four enemies mini-matter splurge you
know what that means there's a chance don't first kill three bullets remaining
with four three enemies free shots three opportunities gets a second was trying
to fake at the smoke mist don't know CSG now he knows the guy makes it
Perfectly see him question mark
And dog is tilted could have ended there could have ended there it's bad time it's past bad time
This is like a one last game moment boom
101 minutes that's almost two hours bro bro could have watched the wolf of Wall Street instead one face a game
I can't help you
Donk, back on the op
Op on T site
That's different
30, 25 you go
25 seconds we go K
Right on fight to no stop
Donk fight to refrag
3v3, R2
The guy is already here
I'm not gonna lie
Stay, donk with the wrong call
Can you make up for it?
Yes he can
I see what he was doing that's why he's the go I see what he was trying to actually do I've done this myself a couple of times when I'm at like
29 kills and I really want to get the 30 bomb
Last day and we for damn sure know that the last day is not on a bro
So our teammates get killed so we can get the kill type one if you know what that what I mean, bro
Bro, that's my boy bro!
Suck!
That was a good job. Nice kill, fuck.
No.
Don't put the boost.
First time we see this.
He's right.
Go to the other side. Speed up, speed up, speed up.
Straney, guys. Don't smoke them.
Sorry.
Oh my god.
I can't touch the main.
He's locked.
He's close. I'm playing under. Just spot it.
I think I'm in front of him.
Two.
One more.
Is this match point?
Two for two. One for two.
Nice.
AHHHHH!
Not came yet.
Matchpoint or no matchpoint?
Yo, I lost track.
Can it be an uneven number? Yes I can.
Matchpoint or no matchpoint?
234, ok, thank you.
You'll finish me anyways.
I will hold your tempo.
You need to kill all right side and try, ok?
All right.
Backside, I have backside.
Yeah, yeah, I have.
He really wants to end this now.
37 HP long.
4v1.
I think we need one more player.
Yes!
Oh my god, he knows bro that this is a world record game.
Bro, but I love how he isn't greedy.
Bro, he only said give me the last one, like give me the kill.
When it's a 4v1.
Bro my greedy ass trying to get the fucking world record. I would if I would be we stand and spawn five
Five alive. I would be like yo guys
You guys go first. I tried to get the refrag. All right. I'm trying to get world record
I know bro only does it at 4v1 row. I respect that
Didn't even need that I think we need one motor
90 to 37 hey he didn't die at all in the second OT of the six to six though T
overtime seven we made it to overtime seven sheesh what did he just say
I think we need one more door over there.
No, no.
Please, let us in.
Please just finish.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no.
This guy, he doesn't care about this accolades.
He doesn't care about the Twitter post, Donka, 100 kills.
Brother, am I over-analyzing?
He just wants the ring, bro.
Go on to the next.
He wants to join the next fucking face again.
He's losing out on Elo right now because he could have won two games and won.
One!
Two water, two water, we're in the middle of the window.
Match point.
I can't.
I pick on you, I pick on you.
Stop pausing, gotcha.
I'm going down.
995 kills
Don't with the 42 32 game where none of it is discussed none of it is fake
He wants to finish it. He doesn't care about any of this
He said at at at fucking what was it at fucking 33 32? No, let's finish this when the teammate says let's go one more game
One more OT for the fucking killer record. No, he doesn't care, bro
This was all legit fucking 95 kills and he finishes it with the fucking ace while throwing away one of the best
While being one of the most humble guys, wait, wait, what were the GGs in this?
Let me hear the GGs. They were together for two hours.
Uh-huh. Have a happy day.
Have a happy day.
Just face the grinders. Nice, nice.
You have even...
Eh?
Okay, this is crazy. What is this jump scare?
How do we go from watching the greatest at counter strike of all times?
to a fucking what is this auto play what is this auto play that's like going
from a leikers game to going to fucking oh I was about to say something crazy I
can't say what I want to say bro that is fucking beautiful you never you know
bro thank you for this fucking together because if I watched this myself and
face it bro I would have been in here for two hours I'm not joking bro I
I didn't want a WNBA your chill bro. I would have never said that
Fun fact don't says previous high school game was six seven kills
Bro, he is the gold bro. He is the gold bro. None of this is fucking calculated either, bro
That's it. He's just oozing goatness, bro
Everything he touches turns into gold, bro. Oh
My god, just one game before going to sleep the one game
When I saw that title I just had to triple check to make sure I wasn't seeing shit
Bro casually getting an ace in the last round was that sherry on top of the cake now
I'm hungry the guy in the last place was 23 kills
What?
Who got 23 kills you bought
Donk 20 RWS I don't know what that means some rating 95 to 38 that's a
KDO 3 145 ADR how can you keep that up in such a long game three aces nobody
else catch all kind of nice bro hazoom with a 23 56 oh my god bro I would have
fragged up more than him I'm not joking well I'm not joking how's this guy in
this lobby bro get him out get me in oh my god I enjoyed that am I the only one
row I like I wouldn't enjoy this if we don't have the voice comes but the fact
that face a demo's feature voice comes bro make it a lot of fun to watch I'm
not gonna lie because I'm it's so intriguing to see like I don't know how
they communicate at the highest level guys leave this guy some love bro I
enjoyed this hyper cut a lot I wouldn't I wouldn't have watched it
otherwise that was nice no gambling sponsor on it that's the craziest
part of me. Bro you should take some type of sponsor bro. I don't know man. Sure it's
nice to do it for the love of the game but at some point you will have to like an extra
build comes up, your car breaks down and then you're not shameless if you take a marketplace
sponsor or something. Alright boom. Guys why did I just buy a case? I don't know bro.
Low key like after watching the goat open some fucking cases bro. After the goat
I'm getting some kills, I'm gonna open some cases. Go, go, go.
Ah, nice for trade-ups.
Nice for trade-ups.
We've been opening too many cases recently, bro.
How did the lawsuit make me open more?
Yo, NYC, I may have to sue you.
Because your lawsuit got me addicted, bro.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Wait!
Should I have to read yours?
Next thing in 10 minutes, check this out.
this out in 10 minutes um I'm gonna be calling a legend bro and we're gonna be
playing some CS we're gonna be hopping in to a challenge oh I still have to
find some silvers Silvas I don't know I have to ask you what's the best we're
gonna play with scream we're gonna play with fucking one tap machine bro the
absolute giga chat bro um give me 60 seconds bro then we hop in all right
Uh...
Give me...
Hey, hey, hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What was that?
Guys, give me 60 seconds, okay?
Then we open this case and then we're doing some shipper screaming.
Um...
Yeah.
What song do I leave you with?
Nah, too slow.
All right, 60 seconds and we'll be back, all right?
I'll hurry up.
Be every 60 seconds starting your YouTube chat only on Twitch chat we have music right now
Oh, what a bang off a song six a little bit back starting now
you
All right, are you ready?
What the fuck is this?
I saw the games from yesterday, I don't think it was possible that by all the reasons
it even worse, NCS go then CS go.
Are you stupid?
I didn't play in months, like actually.
bump bro retweet oh hell no ah boys who's ready um chat I have a question let me hop
on the server I don't know how easy this challenge is let me join the server and let's figure
out how we have to do the rules how hard is this for someone like screen what challenge
I'll show you right now. Check this out. Let me join our server
Rockabye. Oh wait, quick little case. How about that? How about that?
Gold? I need to hear the gold when it comes in, like, okay
All right, let me join the server. Don't say leak, please. Don't show me now
I
Something leaked
Okay, what the fuck is your name Poland
Generating God seed
Yeah, are you forcing enjoy?
Yo, do you watch for snow? What is that name? I don't get the reference
check
What the fuck?
Listen, listen, listen, listen. Who is the number one headshot master, bro?
The highest headshot percentage always the headshot goat one tap
That's his line. That's mother-suck and scream boys and girls
We have screaming a challenge and the enemy models are only hats if he tries to shoot
the fucking torso it goes right through I'm not joking so he can only one tap
um the question is how many enemies can he handle bro ah yo Poland what do you
think how is this challenge fair like how many wait let me call Dima as well
he maybe like he knows the shit by head now let me call Dima let me call Dima
Maybe he's here
We'll have to hear his opinion
He says bro. I don't know we can give him volume in this rather. No, no, no, no, no
Yo Dima, can you hear me? Yo, bro? Where are you? Are you boning?
I'm in my bedroom, bro. Oh, wait, where you gooning?
Yeah, yeah, I was watching your video, bro
All right, yo, when you still need the one is to me. Ah, that's a fucking classic
I'm not even joking one of my favorite hand ties.
All right, watch this, watch this.
Check this out.
Dima, can you watch Screenshot?
Yes or no?
Sorry for bothering you right now, bro.
It's just one quick question, bro.
Yes, ma'am.
Screenshot.
Yes, ma'am or yes, ma'am?
Ma'am.
W, check this out.
Watch the screenshot, bro.
You're the king of challenges, bro.
I'm a little bit rusty, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I will have my boy scream in the challenge
in the next couple of minutes.
Look at this model.
It is the Hatchot Master Scream.
Can't shoot the fucking body.
Can't shoot the legs.
He's not going to the next one.
Only the hat.
Boom.
What the?
Dima, how can I make the challenge fair?
How many enemies?
Or does he get more health?
Like, how does it work?
What do you think makes sense?
So on CT side a little bit, definitely
a really bad game for him, because he ends up
happening in these 1v5s.
On CT side, he has to guess the side
that enemies are going to.
This is where I have to balance the most on CT side.
So what we did, we made it 50 second post plant.
So when they plant a bomb, he has 50 seconds to defuse it.
Or I guess 45, right?
One thing that works really well also,
giving Scream the Influent money,
or the Challenger Influent money,
but other guys, the five people,
they have to track their economy and actually play economy.
But how many enemies do you think is fair?
Like five?
Well this one, five Sylvours is too crazy, right?
I mean, wait, we can also put Scream
on only the Hatch shot, right?
Like the Sylvours have two Hatch shots only.
One tap vs one tap
That would be interesting, yeah
That would be interesting
Is 1v5 possible you think?
If his head is only hitable as well then yeah
Silvers, yeah
Bro, you can win against silvers with normal like everything
Zubal
You can or you can win
We can, like you and I
But the average Joe cannot
Brother, like what?
Only the Krendler Krem of the Crop
They can, we can
But they are the rest of the Krem bro
All people I scream
Not there not sure yeah, we'll see we'll see all right, okay
I'll try I'll try one me five centers. I tried and and and I make sure we're all of us to you say servers can be easy, right?
Yes, so there's might be this is a crazy deal, but well how the fuck did you go to this?
Scream is the
And I told the guy y'all can you make it so only had this truthable
The thing is though, you could have made it so, I don't know the benefits in the fact that there's only a head though.
Yeah, but it's bro, it's the headshot master, it's like the fun.
No, but the thing is, this is so beautiful though.
Yo chill, chill, don't give anyone ideas right now, please.
Yo bro, you're already...
Okay, one thing I will suggest, one thing I will suggest for you to make it balanced,
we limit, from now on we limit grenades, so how many grenades a person can buy, like
the enemies, we give two utility each, and that is more than enough still, oh, yeah but
what I'm saying is like the enemies, like the 1v5, yeah, you can limit that, okay, I
I think you limit that to two nades bro, I'll keep that box
Or maybe no nades, I don't know
Or maybe like one, maybe one could be fair
Yeah, yeah
Even the two was very hard
Can you do it with only one nade?
Um, generating, god see
One is doable, yeah
Like instantly right now
Or we just can't check it ourselves like
If they cheat
Or we just say no nades, it's easier
Alright, Lima, thank you, thank you, I'll open
I'll just do one to five
I'll be watching bro, good luck
Hey, cheers bro, enjoy your session
Enjoy your session
Thank you man, bye bye bye
Peace bro, peace
We caught him while gooning bro shit shit bro now. We all know what that feels like, bro
That's not a nice feeling here. We go here. We go like it breaks your mood everything guys. Um, where are my skins?
Oh, I
Was going in cogniton. Oh who remembers nine after each one the first things comes first bro like
loadout
Like bro, what is this garbage?
boom my usps
deagle give me a blue jump ah yo by the way to all the clippers who are watching
right now bro like I'm
what is it exclamation mark clipping every month I'm paying 10k to people who
are
fucking clipping stuff from our stream so you can make some fucking additional
cash
I'm going to be sending out some little freebies bro if you get like it
I don't know what it will be yet but like if you get like a million view video
or something
then I will send you like something something a little special not like a
Not like a play button or something but something like like a signed eagle blue gem or something
I think they can be kind of nice like a signed knife like nothing too expensive
No, just a little extra just a little extra because recently I order my YouTube play button and it feels kind of nice feels kind of nice
So all the clip us exclamation mark clipping if you want to like try it out
If you watch the stream anyways, you can just clip shit and fucking upload it to tick tock Instagram and so on and YouTube shots
You can make some bank or top clip us. I make in what fucking like
7k or like 6k I don't know all right here we go let me go up souvenir boom I
changed this ages ago and then knife is most important knife I want the
furnace boom are we good T side AK suck all right let me read I know let me
region pH no no we don't have clipping on pH what the fuck I here we go
loves ah it's fine clipping reducers you're chill bro chill bro I'm live a
lot I'm live a lot there's loads of stuff to clip loads and loads and loads
I here we go and ask Olaf if you have questions Olaf is the guy is he's in
the clipping discord he's probably active right now if you have a
question. Alright, here we go. Suck. Why do I have scapegoat on AK? There's no
my AK. Alright boys, let me quickly get some
silvers. Mod team. Any of my mod silvers. Fuck, Exapas is too high level, you know?
Let me call Exapas right now. He will know some people to get. Let me take
screen that I'm like five minutes late. Is he live right now? Let me check.
Which one should we slash the green?
Yo, Exapas!
Hello?
Absolutely.
Life seven days ago!
What the...
Exapas, I'm not joking bro, I'm not joking bro.
Yeah, yeah.
If you were getting paid, after this you would not.
Loki pay me, now, Loki pay me, I'm not joking bro.
Why?
Because you just blasted our ears bro.
Who is our brother?
Alright bro.
Yo, what rank are you?
Level 8 face it, 24 points 2k.
Oh my god.
Do you have any funny friends that are serve us?
Or like Gulmava?
Sally.
Sally is server?
Yes.
Alright, Sally will join.
Sally, iPad.
iPad is a good one.
Oh my god, I put it's gonna oh my god
It's gonna clip on
That's funny, that's funny
Okay, I didn't play CS 2 in years
Shies away. Let me see who can we get your scream? I need like five minutes, bro. I'll get the silvers. All right
Wait, why did you tag him if he's not typing? Oh my god, I got to bet it. All right, um
What the fuck is this
that um you need to fire the other guy yeah yo I got it myself Loki I got it I
got it but thank you thank you thank you all right peace peace peace enjoy your day
bro enjoy your day uh do I ask Dima for some servers bro like it's three
funniest ones fuck me man show Loki Dima clutch right now yo yo sorry to
server again do you have like two silvers that I can like borrow or something
the funny ones yeah let me be one legend
let me see oh god you're on pionoli pionoli no i know iron poop i know
you played against him you play against him and i am easy piece the whole time
like 3k low pionoli wasn't the challenge as well with iron poop
oh wait he was rage painting my ass now yeah yeah he's more welcome
You're gonna like pay a nola or something
Naaaaaah
Oh yeah that would be sick
You need to make a server for this shit
Huh?
Wait
You need to make like a silver server for this
A silver server?
Right I'm gonna need to join your stream
Yeah I'm always to show
I'm gonna need to join your stream
I always do everything in the minute
Like it's so stupid
And it takes some time
Yeah go up buddy
Go up buddy
You're a fucking adult
Go up buddy
Wait I can get Zoil
Oh my god
I'll actually get Zoil
Zoil is a hundred ping though
You sure you want that?
Yes fucking
Yo yo yo yo you available available bro since this was back full like he's a
prop
to get used right now for our channel what now I'm joking it's fine only chat
I know the right in chat I'm pretty sure by no reason available by no Lee do you
want to join the one we five as a silver against cream I'm not say guys I'm
just he's here by knowledge that you seem yeah yeah I see him I see him your
pioneer bro at me on this call please bro please I'll wait I'll give you his
I'll give you his out to other I'm pretty sure he wants to join W I know
his daughter I know he's an actual silver like no fake shit you will not
side the most genuine guy ever but trust me most genuine like most
down to a guy ever let me ask Aaron poop
I think I'm poop those are two legends from the silver challenges generally so
it's calling him maybe down W are you getting cold yeah but it's we stay here
wait piano I don't know if I'm open the line he can do it my god I think it
with a nothing you won this one v five scream hatched out only like this like
he's just bum bum yo he has to say one time oh my yo no no no no no no oh my god
I want him to win so bad this is a good idea bro thank you bro yo Zarya getting
in the mood bro just put on Kodak black
No.
Well, I'm asking Aaron Poop.
He even has the gold tag on Discord. He's a fan fan.
Oh, W.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm asking, I'm asking. He's on the point.
I went out to have some funny stuff. Wait, Igbo proofing, right?
Yo, yo, yo, are you available?
Chad, who are all other servers?
One of your servers, like, literal stream snipers last time you did it?
Yeah, Moxie was a stream sniper like not Moxie. Yeah, bro, bro
He was actually smooth. I was calling my bro Chad was calling smooth
I saw loser bro, and then it actually turned out he was cheating like not just
You feel it on your player, bro. Yeah, well, you know what time it makes sense and shit. You will feel it
And we are was like I knew it I knew it
Yeah
I lose a
Kissing I don't put this part. Yeah, is it he has to eat would you be down to wait five ten minutes?
Yeah
I don't put the gold
Provides everything about screams of boss look at this profile picture. What the fuck
This guy
Well, I'm giving a okay, okay, how many more to be gave me two more two more
Silver way you want to join me
Level ten bro
I'm thinking about it respect my name and and low-key. I'm not like notice respect
You cannot join these challenges. Why because you know all the fucking struts in movie five like you know exactly
Yeah
There is like a thing you kind of want
um nine don't say it please no i'm saying you just want new people refresh like that's
what i'm going to start doing as well bro i'm getting new level tens because they're
getting too good all right and when the contestant is new he gets mugged do you think aron poop
and pianoli like the chillin like they're still ass uh yeah the aron poop for sure aron poop is a
little bit better i would say the aron poop can pop off sometimes but he's like so fun all
All easy, all easy, it's screened.
Okay, Dima, I'll find the rest.
Thank you so much, bro.
Enjoy your-
Yeah, I need five gifts for this though.
I got you next time in life, okay?
Yeah, thank you, man.
Martin, man, all right, bro, all right,
enjoy your night, enjoy your night.
Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace.
Love you, Dima.
All right, let's go.
What?
Five gifts are no problem.
Loki, before these came in,
I would have scammed them.
I'm not even joking.
Now I have to.
Now I'm gonna make it.
Think if I don't.
Now I'm gonna make it.
Think if I'm don't.
Slash your asses not silver bro. Your ass is not silver dead secret. Thank you for the fucking 20, bro
You're fucking nasty, bro. You're fucking nuts
You're fucking nutty, bro. Thank you, baby. Um, I need two more legit servers, bro
Like fast low-key
So how long will this say that one hour?
Okay, okay, let me quickly guys join discord if you're an actual silver or go to Nova
All right, yo, what the fuck are these gifts mr. Puffin and PSP as a fanboy thank you for the five as well, bro
Thank you for those ten fucking gift is brought appreciate that bro. I appreciate that
No, I appreciate that
Yo, if you're silver, please join mm2 mm2
I see two quick ones
And don't lie, please like actually I mean I can tell in your voice like if you are
Um
This guy's gonna be sus
Some people you just know they have ego and they're gonna stream snipe like based on the profile picture. Is that crazy to say?
Yo, yo, yo, are you silver bro or go no one? Yeah
What are you? What are you?
Silver but you're American. No
Yeah, I'm in a
Loki no more and a brown. Sorry, bro. Don't cry though. Okay. Don't cry though. I will take you in three two
one
I feel like I feel like an asshole. I'm not joking.
Let me see.
She's got a silver Ruben.
Well, he's got a cheetah fucking name on this guy, bro. I'm not joking.
Frosty.
Nah, he looks two giga-chad.
But he's got a stream snap.
Yo, yo, yo, bro, bro, bro. Are you EU Silver, Gold, Nova and Funny?
I am, I am. I'm from Belgium. I am.
Wait, you're same country as?
I'm from Belgium. You're from the same country as?
I don't know, as who?
Yo bro, do you know who you're playing against? You're playing at Scream the Code. He is from Belgium bro. What are you talking about?
Really? Wow. That's crazy. Okay, but are you actually silver?
Which map though? I'm good at Mirage.
I'm just too. How good? I'd say I'm decent.
but not face level 10 global elite oh no check my stats I'll send the steam
account okay okay you're in you're in you're in I'll add you all right do you
have an hour of time
unpaid unpaid yeah I do don't worry don't worry how old are you
I'm only 18 plus I just saw an 18 bro W are you in you're in you're in
All right at me at me at me. Okay. I'll find one more and then we start in like 10 minutes. All right
Yeah, peace peace peace. See you then see you then. Yes, this is W guys. All right next we need one more
Georgie
Yo, rank, rank, rank. Country, country, country.
Georgia, bro. That's America.
No, no, that Republic of Georgia. That's, that's, that's, is that you?
No, that's Google. It is you. Okay, and what's your rank?
Master Guardian. Master Guardian.
On a good day or? Yeah, on a good day.
What's your premier elo right now?
7000?
Okay, you're in.
That's so bad.
You're in, you're in, you're in.
And you don't have an ego, right?
If I call you dumb, you're not going to be in.
Yeah, I know, I'm better than you, so it's okay.
What did you say?
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Okay, you're in, you're in.
I'll add you, I'll add you, I'll add you.
Alright, see you in 5, see you in 5.
You're not a second friend request. You're not a second friend requests. Okay, give me a minute a minute
a second row wait
Fuck much. I just saying you're American if your pings has a hundred you're getting kicked immediately and ban from the check
I'm from this code. I'm not joking
You didn't try to see you allow. Where do I fucking wait you are American? No?
No, no, no, I'm from Georgia for real
Wait, I'm gonna am I not okay. Give me a minute, please
They're saying you sound N.A.
Of course I do, dude. I speak good English.
So what? I speak Russian as well. I know Georgian.
Do you want me to speak Georgian?
Yes, actually.
Okay, so I'm going to be closing.
Okay, you're in.
Hello, hello.
All right, but I have to add you.
Bro, how do I enable this? I don't know.
Just add me. Add me on the call.
Add me, add me, add me.
Okay, adding, adding, adding, adding.
Okay, send a friend request. Okay, we get...
we're chilling boom I see you in five soon five soon five open up the game
open up the game okay I www good luck bro good luck see you in five
I'm good shit here we go boys we have five we have five let me make the group
now let me make the group
What the fuck just messaged me?
All right, Clyde, it is Aaron...
Wait, what the fuck?
Ah, IbuPolfan has no time, did you?
Wait, Aaron pooped in the air me yet, huh?
Aaron pooped, messaged me on this car, bro.
with Georgie and then with Clyde. So we have three, huh? Ah, here he is.
No. Ah, hon boop. Le brun. Ah, Zoyle! I almost forgot.
This group is already like cooked. I'm not even joking.
How the fuck yeah, and so yeah, I boom let me call screen first one second, and then I called them
Here we go
Yeah, am I good at organizing be honest
Everything usually I do it takes like hours problems
Well, well well can you hear me bro?
Screen
Hello, hello, can you hear me?
Yes, yes, I can now. Good shit.
My microphone was broken or something.
Yo, listen, listen, I don't think you're ready for this.
Screen, when was the last time you played Counter-Strike, bro?
Bro, last time, I don't know, like, yesterday.
What?
What happened, man? Tell me about the challenge, man. I want to know.
Wait, but can you hit one tap right now?
I mean it's gonna be a challenge yeah for sure. Oh god yo low key go warm up right now
I'm not joking Bob. It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be you won't be five
But five okay
Yeah, you're gonna be it or he's gonna be against you or I know no against five of my
Of some viewers some friends. They're not there but they're not on your level of course
Yeah, they have not won a major nothing close if attended majors, but they're not
You know they're not on that level yet, so but yeah 1v5
Sounds good man sounds good now joking roads against Silvers and Golden Overs, but
There's a twist to it. I will join the server real quick. Okay. I show you this real quick
Don't leak this don't leak this like you can't leak this if the IP gets leaked and what chopped
Oh, don't worry. I'm not in the stream right now. Okay check
Do not worry about W
By the way, quickly the background bro met scream when we meet at your TV Awards like a month ago two months ago
Bro, you're the chillest guy. I swear it was good man. Yes, bro. You're chill, bro. You were nervous about that speech
Yeah, yeah, I was me too though. Oh, it's yours. I don't remember was it good or nails chopped
It was chopped bro. Yes rocks last second what to say and then we set on stage that we asked ropes what to say
You know what I mean like we literally like it was GG, but yeah
You're supposed to get it all right wait boom yeah, I pee wait suck
Careful, there's a Belgian guy on the enemy team by the way. I'm not joking bro. There's a Belgian guy. Okay, yes, bro
All right, suck. I'm putting a spoiler around it suck put this into your console, and then you will be on the server. Hopefully
What is this possible man crazy I
Didn't see it
That is crazy. Oh
Oh god, we haven't done these challenges in a bit. This could be completely unfair. You could maybe you're stomping them
Bro, I'm not joking if you're informed right now. Maybe it's super one super scream sided or super silver sided
We will see
All right, watch watch once I go around the corner you will see what's good in the challenge scream three two one
Oh my god, he's invisible
No, not invisible. It's just the hat because you are the one-time muscle screen only
Hatshots you can't shoot their body only the
She threw something no no it's it's custom custom we made it we made it they he made it the guy who you're shooting
He coded it, bro
Okay, nice. So yeah, it's gonna be five fucking hats walking around. Yo, yo Poland
His name can you give us? I think it's fair screen if you also only have a hat, right?
And the servers have to hit your head like won't be five if they're only had and you're not it's GG
I think right I mean we can try both I think
I'm confident right now. Let's go
Wait, you're confident with full body
Yeah, I'm fine. Have you said there's silver's right
Silver's good. No bus highest guy is 9,000 elo in Premiere. I
Should be fine man, I don't know like I mean CS 2 after all like everybody can shoot in this
game yeah they might destroy me actually let's see man let's do one how many
twice do I have like what's the what's the plan two tries two tries two tries
first of 13 all right screen you can warm up for a second if you want like
low key just go CS warm up like one of those workshop maps and go one tap one
one tap one tap one tap you know what I mean like okay okay okay I see you now
I see you know I see you know but low key actually like because I quickly talk
to the servers for a second like you can warm up for a second you can just
rejoin the server you know wait you're gonna do some struts okay no no I just
tell them what's going on you know and then we go in like in five minutes you
You go warm up for a second and I tell him all right trust warm up a little bit like fuck the wall go warm up
Man, please scream, please
Because if you're chop, bro, like you know you need to win this shit, bro
I want you to win. Okay, I'll be back five minutes. Okay, you both maximum warmer right now
All right, sounds good. Maybe you make a badge and coffee, bro. I'm not even joking
All right. I might make you get the coffee actually all right. All right. See you in five soon five
What is your max elo?
Well, in face or premiere?
Premiere, face, CS, go!
What is your max elo, bro?
Let me check.
Last season, I...
Let me see.
Display... No, not display. How do you see this?
Max was 3.9K
And you're a baby
3.9K
I'm a baby
I have long stuff
Yeah, yeah, yeah
3.9 in Premiere?
Yeah, but now I'm like, when I play Premiere, I just play with 1K, 2K, e-Lo
Oh my god, bro, you're utter garbage
This sounds like a lot, but I'm 11,000
11,000, yeah, that's still trash
Okay, easy, easy, and Zoya, I know what's good
boys listen bro listen you're gonna thank you for joining by the way
you're gonna be joining a server in a second i will send the ip in here do
not leak bro zoyle you know what's good bro don't leak that shit bro please
i won't poop if you're streaming don't leak it bro please
all right is this a cs2 or cs2 you don't have to do the thing
this guy this guy is your teammate
bro why are you retorting him
it's cool it's cool it's cool it's cool all right listen listen
I saw Zork play CSGO, I mean shit.
Yeah, how was it?
It was good, right?
Can I talk shit?
You're vaping for sure, bro.
No, you're not even vaping, you're hitting the bong, I'm not even joking.
No, no, no, no, no.
Guys, all right, listen, bro, I'll send the IP right now, okay?
Say ready when you're ready.
Ready, ready.
All right, we go.
Three, two, wait, I don't have it.
Just quickly, so you know, you're gonna be playing against one of the fucking legends of Counter-Strike, okay?
I can scream who now shifted a little bit to the learn but still the fucking goat of
Hatshots and once you join the server once you join the server you will see what's good. Okay, because today
Today
Wait now, I'll see it with your own eyes. I'll let you see with your eyes boom now. I PS in the fucking shit
Don't leave please what you said scream. Yes, bro from Belgium. Why have you fired me to this bro?
No, bro. It's five of you. It's five. It's bro. Yo five people who are trash have a chance against someone good
Yes, it's quantity over quality. Let's go. No, are you hacking guys? What is this workshop map?
What the hell no no no just download it trust me on that trust me on that I
Downloaded it to guys. Come on. You know what I mean like am I gonna hack myself? Oh no, you got 10 accounts, bro
All right, I won't put a ride nice
Which seems to be okay. It doesn't matter. I know this yo can you go down to join though?
just in the console can you put it on for everyone right now so they see it like
the head oh yeah a console connect make sure you know you're not invisible what
is what is this no I see you Jenna rating gutsy wait it is only the head
correct yes correct look at this look at this stand spot out your princess
princess look at this bro it is only the hat today no body shots are fucking
available bro for you and for scream so only one taps okay I hope you will play
both you will play a whole game and you will better fucking win bro you
Hopefully fucking win. I got this.
I got this.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Go shoot him.
Go shoot him.
Easy.
D-Mart from T-Roo, bro.
What?
How?
Body shots.
They don't count?
Try body shooting the enemy, bro.
It's literally a reworked model.
The body doesn't exist on the server right now.
It's only the head.
Only the head.
One second.
Oh, it's only headshots. Yep against the fuck on headshot master. Look at me son. Why if you fight?
Oh my god, it's only head
Yep
Against yeah, wait, is it available? No, it's not
All right. All right. All right. I'll add screen to the call right now
He's gonna be your fucking enemy, bro. All right. I'll join my little one right now
on screen now that's actually crazy bro his fucking discord name is screen one
tap I'm not joking bro I'm not joking you all maybe talk about my one
tap
he will clip farm you and you will maybe
this is going to be very difficult
It looks like I'm looking at an ant that I'm tracking. It's so hard.
Big boss.
We think the odds of us winning are like genuinely.
Big boss arrived. Scream, are you warmed up bro?
What's up everybody?
What's up?
Scream, I'm a good fan man, nice to meet you.
To be honest, I don't know you but I speak Dutch.
Yeah, I don't speak Dutch, but that's a good man.
I just googled it. Don't you live in Brussels?
Yeah, I do. I speak French, actually.
You had to google first the goat, then you name him.
Wow, bro.
Wow. Guys, are we all ready, bro?
Are we ready? I'm chilling.
Let's go.
screen. Join the server. The servers are already there. Five trash players versus screen. Hey,
they said quantity over quality. We will see. We will see. Yo, if it's really one sided,
I may have to join in. I'm not even joking, bro. Like, I'm gonna have to mix some things
up. We will see. We will see. Also, there is going to be open VC if I'm not mistaken.
Now everybody on the server right now, please talk like CT and T side. Yo, yo, can you hear me bro?
Yeah, okay, so yo if you try to do some fucking strategizing bro the gold fucking yes, then yeah, I guess against that
All right, that's okay. Can we like chat in a team chat like nope. Nope. Nope. No weird shit a lot
Bro, it's no weird shit a lot, bro
You can shit talk you can shit talk you can glaze you can shit talk anything bro anything is allowed wait
It's around the whole map or?
Yes, it's the whole map and we don't have to play Mirage. You can choose a map low key whatever map is best. I don't know
Low key
What which map did you say?
That's too. I
Like what do you think? I like that's too a lot. I think that's because that's too can be funny
Imagine on long road just like a fucking dot off a hair, bro
Like right there the one taps can come and clutch, you know
chat dust 2 or no I'll check with my with my chat bro I don't know if that's
yeah of course chat chat says dust I think it could be really good come on
chat come on shot is it your best map screen be on my side a little bit I
mean I mean yeah I think it's my best map yeah for sure wow okay okay hey I mean
hey it's 5v1 bro wait I don't want to sound disrespectful but scream
Chas I joined CS late. Do you do you have this could be really awkward? Do you have a major or major finalist or?
No, I did like some is like a long time ago, but I did like 10 majors. I think but never won one
I think I
Attended like 9 or 10 yeah, I attended 9 or 10 grand final semi
No, just majors. Okay. Okay, but bro just majors bro
You're fucking farming that's simply sick of money. No easy
What's going on?
Poland let's get that's two in this yo shy side, okay get that's two in this bitch, please
That's two time, mods prediction.
Yep, fast to 13, it is time, oh god, maybe hide screens, I'm not joking.
I don't know if it's leaks.
Hey there's nothing to be scared of, we got Aaron Poofe, it's a little bit of bro James in our team.
Bro, we got Wapor bro, come on.
Yeah man.
Yo, I love how Scream how you instantly join City Cyborg and then Aaron Poofe and Zola fucking join with you bro, like guys.
Wait.
I'm the same bro, come with me, I'm the same.
huh wait guys i think you should choose what to start screen um because it's again it's 1v5 bro
uh i mean i can do ct or no ct side okay yeah okay let's just see the i see the whole body
i don't know if it's yeah he's gonna fix it in a second so everyone is just gonna be hats
One we fucking fight um also should scream should you have max money or should we do a normal economy for all?
Screening yeah king is that if they win one round i'm gonna have equal and that's gonna i mean i don't know actually
I think low key max like one we fight is disgusting. Yeah given the max given the max. Yeah, like you can always buy beagle and
m4
I mean all probably not all right easy now guys if we now check each other it should be had only right
check your surroundings
All right boys
You can leave the discord call and if you try talking in game scream at all times you can hear what they say
And at all times they can hear what you say unless you don't talk again, you know like I will be
I'm gonna talk to myself
They can't try goofy shit
Okay, um, yeah, yeah guys leave the discord and let's switch to in-game chat. All right scream. I'll call you private
I'll call you private
All right, man
Here we go guys all on the picture
We're all in who's gonna win this problem alive, uh, yeah, I might get 13 zero
What happened if I get 13 zero like what is this man if you get 30 node?
Why is he talking?
Bro you need confidence bro, you have confidence
I'm not joking
I'm confident, I'm not
I am confident but it's yeah
Dima, Dima, you know Dima right?
Dima what hex?
Yeah yeah
He does a lot of these challenges
And he
set
for person like Scream
it is very possible
but it is not gonna be easy
it is not gonna be easy
yeah
It needs to be great one taps
Scream
Yeah, it's insane actually
Wait, do they see only hatch up for them as well?
Yes, you're also just a walking head brother
So it's kind of fair, you know?
You see, Elsie would have killed you already, right?
No key
You all make fun of this
Can you guys hear me?
Okay, do you guys want to warm up for a second?
Or are you ready to go?
Where do you go, bro?
Okay, yo type ready in the team shed if you're ready bro type ready in the team shed if you're ready
Here we go, bro guys all in on the prediction roll all in on the fucking prediction
In
Ready doesn't matter at all
Wait!
Yo!
Scream!
Wait, scream!
What's your-
What's your gully?
What's your gully and the first name if I may ask?
Thank you guys for having me.
What?
What's your first name if I may ask?
Adil.
Adil bro.
Adil!
Can you turn on face cam bro?
You don't have to if you don't wanna, but...
It will be nice.
Yeah, I can do it, I can do it.
W!
Oh my god, I saw that.
Wait, let me check, let me check.
Yeah, yeah, on discord, on discord.
Silent, silent.
Sick!
Bro, I missed the scream.
I used to do these challenges a lot back in the day, but then my programmer, he found another job, like an actual job.
And then he never, like, was available to coding and I never found another programmer, bro.
Like, to do these challenges. Yeah, and now we're back.
Scream!
Here we go, bro. Now I'm excited.
Alright, let me see. Boom. Boom. Let me do this, bro.
Alright, bro, Loki with...
window capture ideal scream suck they all say in giga chat bro she's I'd suck
hello chat hello tell you bro I boom boom look you're kind of mugging me
bro I'm not gonna lie what does that mean man
mugging means like like mugging like you look a lot more boss than me right
now you know what I mean no man no it's you're too humble alright right boom
Boom, boom, okay, suck.
Let me twist your cam, suck, perfect.
Check positioning good.
Let me, let me do this, boom.
Yeah, you can practice while I set this up.
Just a second.
Scream?
Yeah, brother.
While trying right now, how does it feel?
Is it possible you think?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I need to hit some good headshots to be honest, but I think it's doable.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, wait.
Boom.
I'll let me line this.
Really?
No.
Boom.
What the hell was that?
Yapping.
Alright, suck.
Alright!
Yo, Adio, do you have any pets?
I always have to ask.
Pets?
Yeah.
Like a cat? No, I don't know.
No, no pets?
Pets in dog or cat or something?
Yeah, dog, cat, anything.
No.
But you like animals or not?
I mean yeah, sure.
Okay, check, check, check.
You have any?
Nah bro, I really want to bro, I really want to man.
One day, one day.
All right.
Okay, um...
Oh, we're fucking chopped.
Wait, isn't it annoying if I hear them a lot of times again now, right?
No dude, where the fuck?
Yeah, yapping.
Nah, it's fine.
Alright guys, if you're ready, say ready.
Ready?
Okay, ready.
Ready boo.
Ready?
Guys, push me, let's push me.
Wait, we're missing one silver, no?
Am I tweaking?
Zoil.
I can't see the tree.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Bro, Zoil left.
Where is the silver, man?
Zoil left.
Nah.
What the fuck is Zoil?
Oh
Are you good, bro? Are you getting trolled again like with quit?
Zoyle bro, are you good?
Yo wait, save us, save us, save us.
Move to, move to, should they move to discord?
Someone said move them to discord and then you can like shit talking game only.
I don't know.
Oh, we only do stress in discord and you know if you want to, you know, shit talking to
them.
We try it at the start, we try it at the start but maybe later you have to
switch, okay?
Just, just not that.
All right, Zoyle bro, are you ready bro?
Are you good?
Zoyle.
Do you have push to talk sign?
Hello?
Hello sign?
Same button it works.
We have to check for your mic.
Sorry?
Salute sign.
You're making Pokemon right now though?
Oh, shit.
You'll scream I saw that.
Okay, I saw that too.
I saw that one too.
I saw that one.
I saw that one too
Oh fuck him, he's got an iPhone
Shasn, you're sorry bro, are you good?
You're Poland, make it so Scream can buy AK on CT side
Make it so Scream can buy AK on CT side bro
I'll just give him AK always
Ah, easy
AK on CT side
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
maybe, yeah
but no nets, no nets
so like
is uh, is his body gonna be in this spot the whole game?
wait, you guys hit me?
yes bro!
finally, finally, finally, it's all good
there we go, there we go
alright, it's everyone ready bro
it's everyone ready
wait wait wait, wait wait
is he gone?
scream, scream, scream
he's locked by now
he's cool but like they're taking a talk to you bro
haha that's a real good look
they're gonna stay called chicken
stay called chicken? chicken bro, chicken bro like
come on jean you need to catch protein bro
okay alright thank you
Loki every stream is a rock god you know what I mean bro
same for me, same for me
alright
ah kappa
alright
scream are you ready
yep
Okay, okay, let's do it. That's right. Yeah, you said I have two friends or what is it? Yeah, but bro
You can beat it fast try you know what I mean like
Like full try hard full try hard bro go with the nasty strats everything
Everything is allowed screen just not cheating. Okay, just not cheating
Okay, I will make sure I will try I'll try come on
I believe you don't believe in yourself scream believe in yourself. Come on
What are you doing man for you got this shit come on see all right yo guys get ready get ready soil. Are you ready bro?
Yeah, okay, here we go um
That's Poland stop the game here we go scream. I will let you focus, okay?
Sometimes I may give you a little bit of advice or something, but not much you can you are you can talk as much as you want
I like you talk, but if you want to be fully locked in be fully wrapped
Again, scream, can you hear them? In game or not?
Alright, timeout, timeout, timeout, Loki, timeout, Loki, timeout.
Yeah, yeah, reset, reset. Yo, yo, join this couple, join this couple.
Loki, join this couple, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, just talking game for like the cheeky little, like you can talk between the games, you know,
You know, but in between the rounds and in the rounds, but look it's too much
Alta can't hear scream, you know easy
Just a go same group go same group
You know, I'm a good horse about oh god
Scream I'm so bad at hosting shit. I'm so I swear. I'm always it's always starts late. It always has issues
I'm not joking. Oh good man
Okay
where chat here chat is good but I think it's fine okay boom okay wait one last
reset and then we go okay one last reason then we go hey ready when you
are you set money yeah Poland reset money as well here we go yes one
Grenade
No grenades no grenades guys you sell us you cannot buy grenades that's your one rule. Okay, no grenades. Oh, right
Okay, no grenades. No Molly no grenades. What are those? I love no grenades. What are those? I love all right start the game
Son of a mr. Beast your screen room, please. Okay screen. Do you?
I'll show my best friend. Don't worry about it.
Best of luck. Again, if you lose some, you're on your phone, you're chilling.
Do you feel more locked in if I talk in the back, or do you feel kind of nervous? Be honest.
I mean, I need some sound, but I'm all good. You can talk. I mean, usually through stream, I'm like...
Hey, hey, this is our stream right now. This is our stream. This is your fucking stream.
It is! It is! Here we go, bro. Here we go. I will shut up right now. Lock in.
boys we have scream in a 1v5 headshot challenge scream dust oh shit have
max money I'm not gonna intervene yet why because I know that's
tremendous service walking into be right now screen again only a shot what
that service now nowhere he is one half shot and you're down but for the
enemies one bullet goes for the reload screen on the default use PS so
you know what it's a guy I scream oh my god I'm not even joking if there's
One person with a chance to the challenge in this screen
NINE!
Nice try
Yo, why do you not have max money?
Yo, yo, yo, Poland, Poland!
Stream needs max money, stream needs max money
And AK every round, AK every round
Silvas, you do not get max money bro
You will not see that cash, I'm not joking bro, you didn't work for that
We don't need that cash, man, we don't need that cash
Okay
nice dude all right heard heard heard okay do you have an AK right thank you
admin thank you here we go bro now I hope you feel more comfortable you should
I know you got this here we go yes you can buy anything other than nades okay
Scream you forgot to buy kid you forgot to buy kid
Scream can you hear me right now?
Scream with the pop flash again
Too many hats too many hats too many hats your screen
You didn't forget to buy a kid bro trust I will remind you when you forget okay
Always buy a kid. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
Loki take that as like a hinge, you know like the silvers probably go together like that, which is kind of disgusting
Maybe isolate them one by one
Scream back on the fucking scar pattern a king
I got that he fucking deserves to use it was there so I can't fucking shot though. Of course he ain't fucking
They flash long even be
Oh god, maybe Ct city might be like yeah
Bro Dima also said that Ct is really really hard because you have to gamble where they go
You know when you're T you own the game, but keep that as a motivation screen that means
10-0 is still come back able easily
Yeah, yeah, you got this
One tap other guys are coming along here we go pop flashed
I don't know, I don't know.
Easy.
Shit!
CS2 Hatch on Zara?
Scream, is CS2 Hatch on Zara?
I'm in tapping is harder for sure.
Yeah.
But I need to focus on my movement so they don't hit me, you know?
So I can move a lot.
I should like do a spray.
You need to like jiggle peek one and then you got it.
Here we go.
Oh no, they got beat.
This is the worst for me.
Bond towards B, at least he knows.
Scream.
Come on.
Nice.
come on nice actually one time one three eight bullets scream I'm not joking you're warming
up fast your bro ideal you're playing so much better than round one and you know what
bro those tabs start to fly right now once you hit fucking see once you hit
t-side I'm not joking bro it may be a fucking screen-type game but you need
some wiggle room you don't want to hit fucking t-side which is gonna be a lot
easier with just two rounds available you know let's go bro you got it I
I'm gonna multi be so they think I'm big clever Silvas smoke mid interesting
Silver's still going towards B. Look at mini-map.
He's not fucking...
Flash.
Chat.
Wait.
Scream.
We need to see some one-taps now.
There's so many coming. Scream.
Nice!
He's trying to infill it to its left and right.
How's that even...
You hit them for mine? That's 84. How's that even possible? Scream.
Explain it to me please.
Yeah.
8k headshot 84 was that an 8 yo wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
where are you guys using grenades no no no I can say I bought one by accident
I dropped it. I didn't use it. I realized too late
Listen new rule
Because you guys are fucking you guys are scamming right now. I'm not even joking with the same fan. You know it. Yo, hey, hey, hey
Silver's no more nades for you
Nades
Completely not it. No not even flashbang, but only weapons
meet him like a real man this guy best of luck no need no flash no flat hey hey
Loki your flashes won't even help or you will just flash each other I know you
guys I know I know what you are I know what you are only I only I flash you
you are allowed to use decoys sure I'll give you the dick yeah nothing else
All right, okay, okay. Here we go. Result the game. Best of luck.
Because of your team, man.
What?
Wait, I need to push me. I need to push me.
I need to push me to make sure they are not tunnels.
And then try to rotate towards a team.
They take B. I'm done because B is too many angles.
So we go up.
What is he saying?
Oh god the decai.
Oh!
Bro he's so hard.
Scream towards shots.
Scream? 3 on long. 3 on long!
We have to go to the hospital!
Oh my god he's locked in!
No Saita! Oh my god.
1v1 vs soil.
1v1 vs soil guys.
Zoyle yesterday was playing at the trash.
How does he play this?
Where is he?
Oh no man.
Screen relays in the bomb.
Sorry, on the SG.
Kinda makes sense. Why? Because long range duals and he does want to zoom in with like a microscope on the head.
You only see a pixel of the head.
Screen initiates. He is allowed to use utility. Pop flash.
I didn't see him. I didn't see him. It's just a pixel.
Just a big say.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YAAA
Oh my god, let's go, let's go, let's go.
You're locked, you're locked, you're locked.
You're streamed.
I'm scared that I just completely cook them.
I'm biased, bro.
I want you to win, alright?
I'm biased, bro.
I'm not scared.
I'm a fanboy and I'll do anything.
What did you say?
I'm broke, I'm broke.
I got no money.
Oh shit, whooper.
Well, take it alone, buddy.
I asked one of your teammates for a drop.
Whoopi is 13k.
screen bro I wonder if it's too hard for them to not use you to
I don't think so though is it no I think it's all about the shots yes
I forgot no flash yeah you're good you're good if you bought something
I think just don't use it
Screen they don't come be nothing
Long nobody out but he doesn't know that screen
One tap
Nice one by one the service of time and cell why they pick him on one by one makes me match what you live approach
I got it. I got it. I got it. This guy
bro says I got him do you got him? no you don't
one, two, nine, oh f**k
one shot by this guy
oh my god that's my god
you did it to me too
I don't like shit
I stopped man
okay I'm gonna keep pushing because I think I need some information
if they take site and they plant I'm not in a good position
Bro, you're too nice scream I swear. No one has ever on a challenge said like nice shot like that
You know usually it's disrespect. Haha. I said you're too wholesome. Here we go
62
I'm reporting this guy man no way
Haha, yo, I hope you got in video fucking replay bro your press F12, bro. I need that clip. What the fuck?
No, bro, that's a crazy man. That was crazy
You're not cheating right all right here we go
If you want I can open stream
Here we go what one on the middle this time screen takes the initiative screen
I
Calm down calm down that was too fast that was too fast
Scream that was too fast, you know it. I saw that wasn't you the last round maybe that's why lock in lock in
This low key it during the slow game you won those rounds
Yeah, if I if I go into three four people it's kind of hard yes
Keep in mind never lose confidence bro T side much easier here we go. I should be
screen running out middle again what party's there with an op surely he won't
connect the shot right not this time oh
oh
haha it's like they blend in scream nine I've seen like a good thing
people man oh oh screen that's fresh talking bro
And that one that was gonna clear. I'm gonna lie, uh,
Shise, your scream scream low key. Are you gonna talk trash back?
I can't man, I'm losing 9 to you.
Shise! Alright, look it, look it. Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Come on.
Oh!
Scream trying something different on the upper, switch to the AK.
Keeps the AK in the pocket and spawns. I think that's clever.
Because you do want to try the long range duel first and then switch back to the AK when the masses come.
There is a lot of people coming towards long, there's some shipping.
Scream 22 and 10 right now.
Scream, mental reset, mental reset.
T side is gonna be a lot easier.
It's time.
Lock in.
What are your thoughts? You gonna rush me?
Uh, yeah. I'm gonna go lower. I think somebody's gonna push lower for sure.
Here we go.
Please bro, please.
Why does he not have money?
Why does he only have a glissie?
Well, you'll be let to play out?
Or do I intervene? I don't know.
Oh! Hold on a second.
NOOOOOO!
Oh my god man.
Shit. Shit man.
bro i swear all you need is one guy
they have no no AK
i can tell you to buy it i can tell you to buy it
one guy has MP9, one guy has Tegel
they're buying kits
MP9, none of them have MP4 bro
here we go
now you can't get one tapped on this side right because okay here we go
No, I forgot to say only only they can't use you
Nice
Was it not using you tell was it not using you tell?
Come on
Why was he not using oh my god, I didn't even check I did you realize or no?
So I saw him, it's Aron Pope, Aron Pope is the guy who usually ends this challenge.
I'm not gonna lie, oh my God!
Alright Chad, do we believe in the comeback or not?
Come on bro, I believe, I believe.
If I use some flashes, maybe.
Bro, you can use all the utility, I forgot to tell you, I didn't realize.
You can use everything bro, only they can't use, only they can't use.
I hope I, shi-sir.
Let's go you can buy anything you buy Molotov Nate's scream anything only the servers count. Yeah
The names are not gonna kill the menu. It's only hatred, right? Nate's killed. Nate's kill you can use Nate's everything
Shies in misunderstanding
Yo, Al Holst in the chamber fuck I didn't realize they didn't know
But said you should tell me that I didn't see
Nice
Now we may be talking all I was waiting for a scream on an AK and the syllabus on a fucking or not
Silver's the five fucking cheaters, bro on a fucking and for why because now they can't get they can't watch it
I'm one so doing is just being a meaty coin. Oh my god, and he's being a great one
Mine is 50 on screen. Is that enough for them to finish the round one guy's flanking him screams aware
That's the major where this nice one behind
Hey, you better not talk smack.
I need to start T-Sign.
You better not talk smack? Why? Because there was a misunderstanding.
Scream thought that he couldn't use Util. He thought that he couldn't use Nate's mollies and stuff.
But I meant only the fuck.
Yes, yes, yes, but it's of course only for you guys. I fucked up.
My bad. Which means we're gonna replay it. I know he's gonna fuck you in the ass, son.
Scream, bro. That is my bad.
That is my bad.
Oh don't worry man, I don't think it would make a big difference to be on this one
Hey scream, I think that was not the right one
Okay, fuck up, you should have used the, you know, utilities
How many, you can use them
No
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Wait, let me see yours
Scream, scream, scream, scream
Do I join you, do we 2v5 on this, on this mofogus?
Alright, if you come, I will use you as a bait
What?
I'll tell you to go B, I'll plant on A, okay?
Haha, like we do some strutting man.
Bro, I'm lowkey down, I'm lowkey down.
I'm lowkey down.
Alright guys, if I start losing like 3 rounds, you come.
Alright guys, everything normal, everything normal, we're not discussing anything right now, I just needed a quick little water break.
So, Scream is now allowed to use Nades of course, as he should have.
That was my misunderstanding, I was communicating wrong.
Which means, care for Nades now, care for Molotovs.
They do damage, they do damage.
boys and girls best of luck do we will run it on dust 2 or not?
okay okay okay we can we just stop here we can see now
hmmm ask scream we don't care I think yeah scream
scream as long as it's mirage or dusting
this guy hmmm I feel like new map could be more fun
to maybe watch do you have a second favorite map?
I mean we can go be watched can we do it can we do it in funnel let's do it in funnel
Oh hell no
Alright Mirage
Yeah, let's do it, let's do it in the front of me, yeah
Do you have Mirage or that's two?
I feel like Mirage
Is it harder or easier? I don't even know
Long-range duels
Alright
Poland
Let's switch to Mirage
Boys and girls, we change the
C3
Here we go
Let's go
Scream
You know how it is, we can't describe it
you coming over what yes bro yes if you are in trouble you can call me in
all right you can call me in I show my my safety right bro I don't know if I
will be your savior I played yesterday bro I was playing like trash
Loki those servers will book me right now not in a one-way wife one in a one
not in a one-way fight challenge in a one-way one-challenge
this shot the hit on Hebrew that was I know I know I know I know bro
All right. Here we go.
Mods, new prediction.
Mirage, I don't know which one if this favors anybody.
Scream, remember, you can use any util.
What if we do normal bodies but keep only headshot?
To which fire?
I
Animations
Let's do that. Okay. Okay. Let's try that your stream. Sorry if it's like back and forth
I have not done challenges in ages, bro. And so and you don't know what's what's what's what's fair. Not, you know
but
Everyone but honestly, you just see it is a bit difficult. I think I like that you say that I like that you say that
But we are gonna change it up
Guys make sure to warm up for a bit. We're gonna be changing things up a little bit
We're gonna change things up in a way
Where you can be deceived the whole body will be shown
But only the hot shots register if you spray your whole magazine into the fucking torso
No one cares bro. No damage done
Hatshots only full model
I think that's gonna be where my machine is for yeah okay okay I have a
really low resolution and I I don't really see I don't see the head man 10.4
Blackbeard? Blackbeard?
What the fuck, 10.4?
10, uh, 1024 by 7, uh, 6, 8, you know?
Mmm, check. I just play native, bro, because the skin's...
But on Blackbeard, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just want my skin to look nice and whatnot.
Damn.
Bro, who was your most feared player, bro, in CS?
Like, who were you scared about facing?
Or was it just like teams and shit?
I mean, no one really.
Actually, a really long time ago, when AWP was so strong, you know, on CSGO back then,
I think it was annoying to play against AWP, good AWPs in general, but...
Like who?
I mean, Kenny, you know, simple, you know, people like this, they were...
They were tough to play against, man.
But I think you don't know Kenny, you know, did you play when Kenny was playing?
I
Was playing but I wasn't streaming and stuff like I was playing but only like for fun, you know
No, no, that's okay. Yeah, no, no high level. I know I know now you know your provisional. Okay, exactly
That's so flak here we go full talk. Oh, yo, are you guys gonna say to each other?
I heard that. All right, here we go. What did you want to say if you lose? Yeah
If I lose, I will call you and you show me some...
I'll show you, bro. We will one tap together, bro. Side by side.
From headshots.
Here we go. But I don't think you will lose. It's time to lock in. Here we go, bro.
I'm winning everything now.
Let's go, bro. Let's go.
I'm going to shut up. I'm going to let you focus on this pistol, okay?
After this, you will have AK again. Here we go.
I like what he's doing right now. I use this as well sometimes.
In spawn, make sure that your fucking sense is the right one.
Here we go, bro.
Bro max money not a lot on the pistol on this pistol against pistol then we have full money boys and girls, okay here
We go scream
Going towards lower see how yes the screams take on is glizzy that shows you the fucking made major representative
What do you say ten majors shish?
scream single guy defending be in
The corner he doesn't know that
It's a whole body, but only the shot connects nice only headshot. That's why he's still full HP voice
Only headshots are connected. He didn't buy a helmet
Oh wait, he's in the front, bro.
Oh god, a lot of targets now! Two bullets!
Need speed headshots! Headshots only!
But show the silvers, the silvers can't find headshots, bro.
Screen, screen, screen!
Tap!
60 seconds.
The guy from the apps is not coming up to him.
Bro, why are you- why are you on A, bro?
He's trying to get into his head.
So, it sneaks by.
Screen doesn't know that.
screen so
two bullets one bullet
you can side
i didn't even realize
you can you can apparently
You can like that. I was almost like if I would get that I would leave
Oh my god, how does that feel bro?
Bro can't find his push talk button. All right, here we go
Now scream on the AK boys, you know what that means. But once again one lucky shot from the servers and it's done
scream
On a budget AK. What's that AK does have a stick on it though and look chat. Oh, oh sure sir
Shice it
Chat oh my god. Look at the tip of his AK bro. That's a headshot fucking stick. Hasn't it?
That's my boy. That's his sticker
Plants only that's good
Again T side is supposedly easier much easier CT side can be full cancer
Nice scream! 1v2, 1v2, 1v2, 5 bullets!
No, come on! NICE OTHER! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What does he hit back on me, man?
Scream. I'm not joking, bro.
Again, you know the deal, right?
Aaron Poop is usually in these challenges in his ones.
And Aaron Poop is always the one that takes down the Titans, bro.
I'm not joking, bro. I'm not joking.
Bro, he kills me with the scout headshot.
Ask him how it is. Ask him how it is.
all this no no no like in-game asking yeah yeah I just have to how old are you
Aaron what do you say how old are you he's a kid
15 15 15 bro is the next pro player all right
He's on me, he's on me.
No flash, he's not gonna miss.
He ain't silver, Aaron Poop may be a little bit better than silver, bro.
He's played a lot of damage.
He didn't expect me if I go to him now.
Should be no one in Palace.
Yeah, true on A, he doesn't know that though.
Oh god, a Nova! Wait! Nova may be meter! Oh no! Oh no! Because he doesn't need good aim!
Scream, I have confidence! Oh my god! Nova taken out. 63 HP. Now the server is
know that another maybe major oh 60 seconds like fucking wallet like a
foot it's soil and our own poop let's him walk into a screw so I'm gonna do
shit I'm feeling it my oh you're locked there shit
We are not losing this we are not even using nades. Why do you always only buy smoke and flash bro?
I don't know man. He's okay. I'm gonna buy more top for you man. This for you man. Okay. What?
Fuck I am here we go. Here we go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Here we go. Here we go. All of my focus man. Okay. Okay. Look back in here we go
One of the savers bought an auger
No one on range, that may be minus 10 damage, minus 10 damage, not one
Nice, come on headshot, give him a haircut, give him a burst cut
Oh
Oh my god, it's all minus fucking 60 so with the damage nice
Get through here that I don't think so did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
Here what okay? He didn't hear that
Which means the silver really see man can play the wedding game
Scream, stand in the north.
Oh, he knows.
Scream strikes his leg and gets it.
Server, you need the rotation.
Not a bad play.
The paracord. The server with the server knife.
Oh!
Scream.
Sneaks by. Not exactly with enemies.
Scream on low HP.
Place ring around the rosy.
Oh, it's a hot shot, it's a hot shot.
Hey, Spectre, hey, Spectre, hey, Spectre.
Guys, it's 3 on 1. What's good? What's good?
It's the mood fading. I haven't seen you talk.
What's going on?
Hey, listen, he's just lucky. He's just lucky.
Lucky?
And we need a little bit of money. Like a lucky...
Lucky, he started on T, bro. Lucky, he started on T.
Yes, true.
Okay. How many rounds are you hoping for?
Now we play. Now we play.
Now we play. 10 more rounds.
10 more rounds.
Those don't even exist anymore. Alright, here we go, good luck.
The fuck? 10 more he said, bro. 10 more.
Come on.
Sgt.
AKA Scream.
Sneaks into Eddus a different play. We haven't seen this before.
Is this the meta? Again, it's not just Hats.
Hatshark.
fake smoke the silvers may spray the smoke I'm not gonna lie no they don't
they don't know what to do the servers scream a deal nice go full one taps
bro fuck the spray
He's lucky man
In CS go they may have hit I'm not gonna lie
People they're more difficult to kill than guns man. Yeah because they move no like left right left right
Moving target to the headshot like it's it's it's much more if I feel like if they would buy
five sevens five sevens and just running gun it may be tougher but they don't realize that
yeah it would be much more difficult don't tell him that don't tell him that I see you have
some yeah tactics I see man like if they figure that out bro then we may be cool bro
I'll tell him
I'll tell the service
I hope they didn't realize bro
Let me ask if they realized your service what guns do you think are working right now like
What works for you right now?
Uh... the word.
Hahahahaha!
Sh**!
Anything can work!
For some reason I think that no, like shotguns
will actually be a good thing, no?
Yeah, for sure, for sure!
Alright, here we go.
You have a big spread, you know?
Okay, okay, wait, wait.
It's been so hot.
Come on!
I
Jumping into window the service here that fake drop fake drop real
Lock back in scream lock back in lock back in reset reset reset. That's green a row
You are owning them bro. You know you can own them again. Come on. It's all about confidence for a lock in
You're the shit bro, you're the shit here we go bro
Thank you man. What you mean what you mean? I'm us bro. I'm us
Here we go, you're lined the one way.
Sorry, the mid smoke.
There it is.
To what air?
It was all just a roost, all just a...
Is it tilted?
I can't see it.
It's not tilted.
Nice, I told you.
Is it tilted I can't see it. It's not tilted nice
Nice it's gotta going it's gotta be going for one test this praise it's so much
Try not to hit!
1v1 versus Zodiac
Zodiac?
What is he doing?
Go Zodiac, nah bro
What was that?
How many kills does Zodiac have?
Wait Zodiac!
Hold man, it's hold man
Shit
Pianoli with two kills, exotic princess
I feel like they can always get lucky like once
Yes
Just like kill me
What you doing good for to call here we go
Wait, is the bomb 50 second timer the flash doesn't want to go okay. Wait what?
Nice
Nice puppy please nice
With a start kill who is this guy?
They're too many on a like I need to
Yeah, yeah, it's low. I'm gonna take you if you run out in the open with the old scream and voice for like
Hey, hey, hey, and then you know they're gonna be three
Hmm. Okay. Take it slow
Decorate
take take take
smoke
Look at this now soil has weaves a.k.a. Now he's gonna pop up
Nice
Perfect entry and now he's playing it slower, which is probably smarter going for isolated
duels playing it to his advantage.
I'm just so scared of the other side.
He's making noise.
Soil is death.
1v3.
Screen.
Scream!
Oh!
Huh?
I forgot to cancel your sports, man.
Nine!
Don't be greedy!
Huh? Wuppa is actually stupid!
Ha ha ha ha!
Nine!
Okay boys, I know that one person is an actual server.
We may be looking at him right now.
Yes, done! Wuppa, you got this.
You've done a total of zero damage to this game.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. This is your round.
Don't worry, don't worry, I got this.
He's moving like a bot.
Are you playing on a controller?
He's just having a controller.
He's just gonna get trapped.
What's he doing?
Come on, come on, fight me!
What is he doing?
Nice!
What are you doing?
You have to defuse bro, you have to defuse.
Bro I have no time for defuse.
Actually I actually welcome Ron.
This POV was too funny, he was moving like a pot, I'm not gonna lie bro.
Oh sorry, I wasn't muted right?
I'm still sick bro, I have a cold.
crazy man you see guys your streamer is streaming even when he's sick
bro okay I took a three month break at one point bro I am
I've been really on enough never mind never mind
shit okay here we go
shouldn't have said that shit could just take the compliment
scream move towards me he doesn't know that it's open
you could be free planting now the now the servers now
They're only playing against one enemy. They can now fully rotate. There's no guessing game. No screen punches in the digits
Now it's a retake
One by one careful scouting around bookies the guy who's taking our legends not screen
13 bullets
Come on for bullets for bullets need to be tap tap tap needs to be tap tap tap for bullets
Nice
Nice!
That's right.
It came from behind.
They sandwiched me, man.
They sandwiched me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Scream, quick little tip, right?
I've played these games before.
I think I don't have to plant.
Yeah, scream.
That's it.
Because then it's five people retaking once.
You want to find an entry first?
Never plant with five alive.
Trust.
No, I agree with you, man.
Here we go.
Bad mistake, bad mistake.
Scream, what is the story behind your AK, bro?
Like those stickers?
I did it like 10 years ago.
I just kept it.
Just like some headshot stickers.
The G2 sticker when I was in G2 in 2016.
Is that 50,000 kills?
No, 500.
OK, that's crazy.
What the fuck?
Half a million?
And they're not shot.
Oh my god.
He hit stuff.
Oh, man.
Hey, easy, bro.
You want to help me for the pistol?
I'll hop in.
Alright guys, we need to open the pistol
You cut out, what did you say? Everyone
Everything normal guys, everything normal, here we go, 1v5 challenge, scream into the second half on the second map
Let's see how this goes
We can use maids, everything normal?
No no no, no nades, no nades
Alright Habibi, let's go
Where should I go? Where should I go?
Guide me bro, guide me, come on
You can play, eh?
I'll pick mid then
Wait, scream on dumb as fuck, I bought Kevlar
Oh my-
Okay, here we go
okay yeah probably both kevlar i'll tell you when it came i it's a decoy no yeah probably is b
you guys don't even realize what's going on bb come on you're gonna kill him be like what the
Scream don't die on me
No
Oh shit, I didn't even realize my bad my bad my bad. I let you guys kill me. I let you guys kill me
I didn't realize my bad my bad my bad
All right, I'll stay in for one more. I'll stay in for one more now. We have full by now
I use a screen
Yeah, but I can only use wait. I'm going no
I'm going in for bro by Nate's by Nate's I think Nate's are OP brah. I'm not gonna lie
All right, if we double Nate that's up in it right trust up in it ramp that we're gonna go in on all the servers
It's gonna be like BA
three
One
Bomba nice
Nice
All right, what is wrong?
I'm gonna flash for us
Nice bro, I got him
Are you oh what
Yeah, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be then
if you don't say he's dead
bad you only bad you
he's on A
oh no man don't die don't die
i'm staying alive
i'm not using my d2 oh no man
that was his first kill
What is he, is he inside or what?
Please win this.
15 seconds, way more than it would be, I think he's faking the fake.
check you think he wrote it?
it's B
I GOT YOU BRO
WHAT NOW
lucky lucky lucky lucky
hey don't speak okay
what you say? what you say? what you say?
that don't speak okay
bro that's you you're dead
you're dead that's all man
you're dead
bro these guys I swear they still have an ego bro
we need to humble them bro
shit perfectly I'm not gonna like I'll drive I'll join you for one more run around right
now and then I'll hop back into perspective here we go yo I go up I go up bro I just
hatched up on the head shots now man you can't do that now trust trust trust bro the opposite
you was scheduled in CS go I am that guy here we go bro looking looking do I go
when no do it in the truck anyone trust him in the truck trust right trust wait
Scout is better
Scout is probably better
Yeah, yeah, I get scouted
I'll entry the middle box first
Nice bro, we got that
You got him, you got him, good job
Smelling A
On A, on A, on A, on A
Can you flash them?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, flashing to you
They're out, they're out, they're out
Got one, got one
Shit
you're fucking locked you're fucking locked all right all right hey it's your
luck it's your lucky day so worse you're back to a 1v5 it is your lucky
day hey let's see let's see now bro they're happy a shit right now bro they're
happier shit right now I feel empty without you man in my team no no no you
got this for you got this okay I didn't even do that much bro okay I didn't even
do that much let's go let's go you got this for you guys guys going going he's
faking it already faking it or what what I mean the fake face a gooey one guy
going a full team saying go away but it's just one guy scream unbothered
Is that your house?
No, it's a decoy.
It's a decoy.
What?
I don't know, man.
Nate, good.
Bomba, minus zero. Not a bad name.
Screen? Here's your soul.
Nice. Now he's dead. Now he fucking finished his soul.
LoL, the fakes move.
No, no!
Look at this, he hits scout shots!
He has two kills! He hits two headshots with a scout!
Do you remember how old he was?
15 years old man! Two kills with a scout!
Bro, I want poop. He's only...
Bro, you know, 15 is the best age, you know?
To play cards, right?
Yeah, you're the best at 15 years old.
Like, this is like... Yeah, yeah, because you're a pro.
I mean dude
Okay, okay, I can see what he says
You do your math homework, bro your ace that shit your fucking teacher glazes you boom you have all the count you have all the fucking confidence account is right
You have nothing to lose you have nothing to lose
come on bro it's a little bit like a man
bro stop hiding in palace bro
who knows who knows
bros you're running away like a
what is this decoy man
you tried to fake it off bro
yeah yeah yeah
Fever strength
You know what I'm gonna try man
I'm gonna try to the choose
You're gonna plant. I'm gonna smoke in the shoes. He's not gonna hit the edge, right?
Yeah, yeah, no that makes sense
My god, bro, is he like for real man, I would get that ace clean
No, he got all those four kills, no way he's losing to 1v1, he has no idea that he's in
CT.
Nice plan position buddy, nice plan position, nice plan position, eh?
So is that how you win 1v1?
Lane.
What?
You wasted all that time just to lose like that?
Bro, how can I hit a headshot for this like that?
Bro ruined the clip and then did that!
Oh, hell no!
He really ruined my clip, actually, let's be honest.
Yeah, and then he did that!
Come on, Moe. Next time just peek him and die, bro. What is that?
Shit!
Ah, here we go.
Screen back on it.
Again, CT side is really, really tough.
You saw it last round.
Screen, wants to get the entry in the middle.
It is an eagle, one down.
I'm not picking an eagle, for sure.
Clever.
Oh!
But he is taking the tech nine in the fucking AK and he wins
No, he's planted if he gets this guy
That's the guy who lost last round
All right, buddy, bro, can you imagine one second these guys are silvers like
You see how crazy this is to him admin admin admin revive me. Yo, he talks to make about me
Watch this, watch this, watch this!
Scream, I'll be okay, I'll be.
I hear nothing.
Bomb bay, bomb bay, he's coming.
I got shot.
Nice.
I got middle, I got middle.
Wait.
3 is here.
What's your rank, what's your rank, what's your rank, what's your rank, what's your rank?
Yeah, buddy, you better be.
Uh, level 10?
Level 10?
Oh, there's something.
Level 10?
Wait, wait, hold on.
How are you winning?
Alright, lock in, lock in, 8-11, you need to lock in, here we go.
Alright man, I need you to lock in, let's go lock in.
oh god I'll never run again show lucky I'm just gonna yep like hell no
scream
you're hoping I know what it feels like I'm not gonna lie that she's happened
to me I'm not gonna lie scream
it's not over exactly don't give up come on yet so many aces right now one
Let's go
This is running man
Okay, we go start
Oh man, they're so try hard
No way you're this try hard bro
Come on
Oh my god
G G
Silver's a better
About it. Yeah, no, no, no, don't think about it. Let's join the couple a second
That's good job guys
I mean of course they don't like you but they're like
like lucky, lucky you didn't have you
Bro, bro, when they killed me with a pistol it was just
a hell of luck, I was just keep fucking pressing most one
with no one
and it was one of those shots
Nah, you guys did some good strategy
You sandwiched me many times
like yeah
Oh, so true
You see, the fakes were insane
Nah, the fake were actually insane
actually like insane
Yeah, I'm telling you guys, I'm telling you it's working
you don't believe me
That was a good game, take it in for only if you need coaching, let me know bro.
How are you guys still playing?
Oh hell nah bro, oh hell nah bro.
How are you guys still playing, can you explain like, how?
We're just not playing anywhere.
I didn't play like CS like, like, like, like, like, like, like a year and a half ago.
But you know, I just get to play the game but I'm just, I'm just dog shit.
Bro, in CSGO, I was like legendary even back then.
I just get to right now, I just get it.
I have a friend that is golden over 2
Yo bro, nah, he is joking chat, he is joking bro
I don't get killed by that
Bro, bro, I am global bro, you have no chance of killing me bro
Like there is something fishy
Bro, I have never seen you play this game, I have only ever seen you open a case man
Yo, okay bro, now there is something fishy going on with the squad, I am not going to lie
Hey, guys, I still hope you enjoyed it
GGs, everybody shake your hands please
you'll go to the LN check, GG
GG, GG, GG, GG
those fun, I hope you all doing great
we all doing amazing
you guys are gonna have a good night
I'm gonna sleep very bad man
no, no no
I'm gonna think about it
I can come bro, I can come to Brazil bro
I need to hug
Yeah bro, just tell me that
I'm gonna send the assassin squad
it's cool
I'm joking, I'm joking
guys have a wonderful night have a wonderful night thank you for doing this
and thank you for inviting me I feel we gotta do some shit now low key low key
you got to teach I'm down to do a challenge and by law summon you know
what I mean like or whatever you want to play like I'm down though I'm
actually whatever whatever chat thank you everybody have a good night thank
Thank you.
Call me real quick.
Like, brother, one second.
All right, guys, bye-bye.
Bye-bye, guys.
Bye-bye.
Thank you for joining, bro.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
Bro, bro, bro.
We're going to be doing, listen to me.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
On Sunday, we're going to do some 10-man's, bro.
If you want to join, you have nothing prepared.
There's going to be a lot of people.
10-man CS2, 5v5, like most of them are streamers.
And I'll show people we did one yesterday and CS go was had a fun if you want to join on Sunday Sunday if you have time
Oh, you did one of the two. How do you think about CS go was good? It was so much fun. We did pop flesh. Yeah
But this Sunday fuck we should be
Message me
Message your whatsapp. All right easy easy easy easy. Yeah, now that's gonna be it's gonna be everyone has wall hack
Everyone has wall hacked ten man. Yep. Yep with all the CS streamers
You're sick. I'm excited for that scream. Thank you for joining bro for me for me for me. Yeah, but no worries
No worries man. I'm not mad man. No, no, no you have the last words
You know how sometimes those streamers like you have like the last words like some motivation or something
I don't know man. I feel like you've been through a lot and stuff
You're the real fucking giga chapter you hit the gym actually do you have something for somebody who's down or whatever?
Maybe who's listening, you know people on YouTube on Twitch. Do you have some some I mean?
I mean I'm being honest you have a good like you have a crazy energy man every time I watch a stream
I think like the energy you're giving to people. I think it's they're very lucky to have you as a streamer
I mean every the whole CS community is lucky. So I think yeah, man keep
Keep it up. Like you are I think you're good. You're giving good vibes to everybody. I think
Okay, I didn't expect that I mean I have nothing to say man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey
Like it's nice to meet you man save about you a bro like when I saw you agent to me what's like
I just knew you like you're the nicest guy ever the most nicest guy ever like
they're not for facts that's facts because sometimes people are like fake and
stuff like really just a legit human being like a nice guy bro was a
pleasure it was a pleasure bro hey enjoy your night I hope you don't say I hope
you don't say bad they got lucky bro I'm telling you they got lucky I'll
think about it no peace peace I'll see you on Sunday if you want to join
alright yeah I'll see you guys bye bye alright peace brother peace that will
Scream, bro. That will you scream how much did you pay him? I didn't pay him nothing bro, bro
Now double you scream man shit, bro
Fuck bro, they were so try hard now, bro, and I swear some of them were not silver, bro
Who was the best who was the best it was the guy with the it wasn't even out on poop
He just said two lucky scouts shots, but
Chill stop asking for glaze. I didn't ask for glaze. I didn't ask for glaze
I didn't ask for glaze
Bro, what are you talking about? I have problem. I didn't I wasn't prepared for that
Yeah, piano Lee bro, piano Lee piano Lee like piano Lee was crazy bro exotic
facet level six
Isn't that kind of high bro, isn't that kind of high bro
That seems kind of high. I'm not gonna lie
um boys let me check the discord very quick bro let me check the discord you
know in what mood I am right now bro I'm in a yapping mood I'm in a yapping mood
um let me see if there's something on the discord yo iPad is there something
wait there was a video I wanted to watch for a long-ass time bro for a long-ass
time check can I go yep Andy for a minute just yep Andy for a minute just
chillin like chill and relax like I don't want to go offline yet like I'm
chillin right now I'm chillin because tomorrow bad news tomorrow probably
rejuicer and then I'm back on Saturday um is this full cam I don't know if it is
boom boom classic what do you mean classic what do you mean classic yeah
let me show you let me show you there's a fucking sick ass video that one of my
friends did but no fucking like I'm not watching it because it is my friend
wait that sounds kind of rude but I'm watching it because it's a legit good
video and it kind of goes and check what we with what we just did it is an e-
sports really video and counter strike and I want to know if you know all of
this if I'm not mistaking with what is it called CS2
Yeah, this one who knows Sam's one of the funniest guys he's a normally this editor
but he's also doing his own kind of videos and he made a banger I found the fastest rounds
in pro counter strike okay I haven't seen that one that also sounds like a banger but
I do want to watch this one the unknown history behind CS2 terms boys and girls every time
when we say okay this one is a different example right but Kobe every time when
we say shit like that there's always a clip to back it off I don't have an
example right now but for example who can say one example who can say one
example who can say one example who can say one example 1g exactly that's a
perfect example for example when you type 1g blah blah blah something
happens in e-sports you say 1g some of you guys don't know what it means
He has the example, the exact moment where terms that we are using every single day while watching Counter Strike while it happens
He found all of those clips and some of those I think I don't even know. Here we go
If you've played Counter Strike, there's almost a hundred percent chance that you've come across most of these words
Ace, Skins, B-Hop, Kobe, Bokdan, 1G, Smurf, Elo, Scout, Frack and a lot more
At some point, if you ever asked yourself, what does an ace actually mean? Or why do we call the SSG a scout?
Why have you even thought about why we're called-
Wait, I actually don't know.
Pulling colors on a gun, a skin.
Well, before skins were added to Counter-Strike, the word meant something a lot more literal.
Favors from animation research in the late 80s literally described skinning as the process of
attaching a deformable surface to a skeleton. It's the same technical term that you'd still
find in animation software today. So when video games arrived such as-
Yo, Sam, you're creeping me out right now, bro. You're talking about skinning people?
A skeleton is the same. And while talking, you haven't blinked once.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill, chill.
Games are right such as Quake. Modders inherited that language.
In Quake, every character model had a texture file, the bitmap that wrapped around a 3D mesh.
Those files were easy to open and edit, so you could easily give the model new colors and new
clothes and basically a whole new identity. And Modders caught those files skins,
just like the graphics engineers had. From there, the word spread into everyday software.
Winamp skins, window media player skins, and even browser skins.
By the early 2000s, Counter-Strike itself had its own thriving modding scene.
Community-made skins were just purely for fun, and they were shit.
Chad, looking at this gameplay right here, you know what we have to do? A sap rocky
A 1.6 stream where we just do a 10 man and fucking 1.6 with our buddies
And sauce we do some nostalgia. I
Don't say L don't be disgusted by me, but I am disgusted if I if it leaves my lips
I'm not gonna lie. I have never played 1.6. I have never played sauce. I am uncultured. I'm not gonna lie
I want to do a lobby with the legends
forest
get right and
Everybody and some homies and then just a nice 10 man suck fury you can join sure why not
Thriving modding scene can you start skins?
We're just purely for fun and they're shared on websites like skin shack or game banana where players could download skins
but also other game-changing mobs.
Wait, Fury, maybe don't join.
Maybe I just fucking invite all the legends
and cast the game just yet.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Maybe, Loki, I don't wanna play, bro.
Like, every time I play, it's fucking aware.
Bro, yesterday, the 10-man,
like, we need to do the fucking adjusted HPAs, bro.
Like, I'm not, yo, my POV is gonna be so bad.
This was the early internet where game studios
didn't actually mind if you customized their games.
But then in 2006, Bethesda took it a step further
and decided to see if players would actually pay you for a cosmetic skin.
And now infamous shiny horse armor that was for sale for $2.50.
And even though it got a ton of-
Was that the first skin ever? The first paid skin?
Cosmetic skin.
And now infamous shiny-
any horse armor that was for sale for $2.50.
How do I get that?
Oh my-
Chad, I love everything about skins.
I should be owning the first skin that ever existed in American Life.
Can you still buy this?
It was $50.
And even though it got a ton of hate, players still bought it,
which then opened the floodgates for other games to sell skins.
and we never looked back.
TF2 got unique items you could trade,
but CSGO was the first counter-strike game
to get official skins,
which were integrated with the Steam Market
and inventory system.
But ironically, despite the term skin being so widely used
across different games and in CS,
it's barely ever officially used by Valve themselves.
In official posts, they call them weapon finishes,
not skins.
It's just a really sterile term
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The reason I actually had this video, it is because I had no idea why pros and
casters would call the SG-553 a Kreek, but luckily the Kreeks are.
Am I stupid?
I also don't know.
It has to check.
CIG is a German word. It means war. I'm guessing it has something to do with world war where
it was like the most meta weapon. Where like, I don't know, like every country was using
the SG-553 maybe in the world war or something.
Jim is actually just really simple. Back in the Campstrike beta there was a rifle for
T-Side called the CRIG-552. And there was even a CT version, the CRIG-550 commando.
Both names aren't real life gun names, but come from the German word CRIG meaning
War the guns themselves were however based on the real swiss sig sg 550 series where the sg
Stamper was not trying to get the monetize bro the fucking nerve gun bro
Well, I need my pen
Why is it not working?
That's for ha I can't circle it
I can't say the fuck where SG actually stands for Sturmgewehr, which is German for a sole
right.
Sturmgewehr.
The Krieg appeared in every major version of Counter-Strike up until CSGO, where it was
replaced with the SG-553, but since the two guns were almost identical, both scoped
rifles based on the same family of weapons, players just kept calling it the Krieg.
But yet the name Krieg for the SG-553 hasn't actually ever been officially recognized
in CSGO or CS2.
While Creek is mainly set by older players, saying scout is used way more in CS2 today.
Back in the Counter-Strike Bay to those.
I'm guessing, I also don't know this one bro, am I clueless?
I'm guessing the scout, it's good for scouting.
Someone has a long range barrel, you see vision, it's like a hunter on a hunting monument.
So when you can zoom in, like middle dust 2 for example, with the scout, you're
scouting do people go B to be to be the lightweight sniper rifle called the Schmidt
Scout a fictional name but based directly on the Steyr Scout a compact
Austrian bolt-action rifle the Schmidt Scout first appeared in 1999 and it went
on to show up in every major version of Counter-Strike I'm still right because
why is the Schmidt Scout called a scout because it's used for scouting and then
with CS go releasing in 2012 the old Schmidt Scout was just replaced by a
new model so that's not it because the gun was practically exactly the same
players from Source 1.6 just kept calling it the Scout in CSGO. And even Valve eventually
leaned into it, with Operation Hydra in 2017. They released the game mode of flying Scoutsmen.
From what I can see, this is the only time that Valve have ever actually called it a Scout
officially since CSGO came out. So unlike the Kreeg, Valve have actually given this
term some credibility.
Wait, what was that? How's it going so fast? That's gotta be a cheat.
Well that's called B-Hobbing, but long before B-Hobbing existed, players were
already finding ways to beat people on physics in games. For example, in GoldenEye and
Doom play. I know nothing. Why is bhop called bhop? Wait pause a second. Bunny hopping. Yeah
bunny hopping but it because it doesn't because it looks like bunny hopping.
Let's figure out that using Pythagoras's theorem you could go faster by holding two
keys at once because of a bug in the game code that calculated your velocity vector.
This was just a poor method. I'm questioning everything bro. I'm zero out of three bro.
Aside from the game developers but it continued being used in games for a long time.
Playing Golden Iron Doom, there wasn't a jump button, so Beehob's story really starts with the release of Quake and the Quake game engine.
There were two main problems with Quake's engine that led us to the Beehob.
Problem one, Quake lets you gain extra speed in the air by strafing.
The engine just keeps adding velocity, and it's boosted even further by that diagonal movement bug like we saw in Golden Iron Doom.
But that velocity just re-
How sexy is movement, bro?
Chad, I used to play a game based on an Quake engine.
I never played Quake itself or whatever game you just showed. Is it called Quake or is it called Quake, right?
I was playing bro. I'm about to cry bro. I showed this before like this is this is my childhood game
We have thousands of hours when I came home from school. I played this I played mother's second urban terror, bro
type 1 if you know it and
It has it. Ah, what the fuck was that and it has the same type of movement
Like if you're strafe you get hella speed bro basically unlimited speed and they also have movement maps. They have fucking
and serve, no, but they have KZ, they have zombie mode, everything, but oh my god, Urban
Terror, bro.
The quake engine is so sexy, like strafing, oh my god.
I love it.
That's once you touch the ground, again, due to friction.
What makes a B-Hop different from just a strafe is the continuation and...
Well, Urban Terror was so much more fun for movement as well, like compared to maybe
this, you could hop off the wall, like you could jump towards the wall and then
kick off it.
kept all the speed so you could do crazy shit bro like across the map in the
seconds I have to show this after guys sorry bro sorry no no no hey are you mad
at me bro are you mad at me if I show you some fucking sick ass gaming history
look at this this is one of my favorite videos that can make me cry actually
cry
Wait, it's the one with Lotto EG.
No?
This one?
No, no, no, no, no.
Look at this, look at this movement.
Look at this movement, bro!
Boom!
And you can slide!
When you crouch, you slide, you drop the bomb.
That's my 5-bit map.
Turnpike, it's called.
Turnpike.
On this one, I used to play all-only.
turnpike on this one I used to play all only look at this look at this
type one of this is fun looks fun bro you have so much velocity this map
you're gonna do how that breaks it and I could do this too like this is not
that hard I could cry right now it's not even that I was looking for this one
There's one that's even cleaner
Increase of that velocity leading us to problem 2. I could do that, but when I was young I did that shit
Only moment that Quake applies friction is at the start of the frame when your feet touch the ground
But if you manage to jump before that code executes the code doesn't change the player from air state to ground state
It just still thinks your airborne so no friction is applied and you can continue to gain speed
So if you can execute these jumps in a row the speed increase is just exponential and in Quake
It wasn't that hard to hit these jumps back to back and as you can imagine this technique became why I have a question
In Quake instead it's not that hard to hit those jumps. Was it also me to use scroll wheel to jump to hit clean be hops?
Was all that just like come with CS
Like was it easy easy?
No bind just spacebar
Huh check it we used to increase speedrunning times and in pvp
So players needed a term for it and most used the term strafe jumping and that was it
But I think I actually managed to find the moment when strafe jumping first got called bunny hopping in this web
Archive from 1999 I found a series of comments from id Software's lead programmer John Carmack.
He comments on how despite players practicing it, strafe jumping is still a bug, and that
he was worried that trying to remove it would actually impact the way normal walking worked.
But most importantly he points out that the game was designed for players to be
bad asses with big guns, and says I'm just gonna get cancelled.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sigourney Weaver don't get down a hallway by hopping like a bunny rabbit.
John further commented, it's your personal preference, but when I play online I enjoy
more when people are running around dodging rather than hopping. So from this 1999 extract
we see the terms bunny and hopping used in two sentences. And then I came across another
entry from a few months later where John says he removed triple bunny hop protection due
to it being too arbitrary. I asked John about the word and he remembered strafe jumping but
no way he got the receipts. Hi John blah blah blah bunny hopping. I remember the
terms strafe jumping being used in the competitive community. I don't remember bunny hopping
bhoping so it's possible it grew out of my comments but it's hard to say what a guy bro
john bhop didn't remember the term bunny hopping or bhoping but this is pretty understandable
these updates were posted almost 26 years ago so i'll give him the benefit of the
data even though he doesn't remember coining it our proof is still basically as definitive
as it can get now the reason we say in cs is because valve actually paid for a license
to use quake's engine for half life but they made so many modifications that gab
Newell said it basically didn't use anything. They called it gold source. And essentially
every Counter-Strike game that Valve has released has made Bhopping the boss. Harder, but it
was still possible. But despite this, Valve actually honored this bug in CSGO, releasing
a hop graffiti in 2019 and a B-Block sticker in 2022. Bhopping is a bug, and to many early
players it felt like you were cheating the system. Just like this guy from 2006 who
You call them noobs. But what actually is a noob? Noob itself doesn't relate to Counter-Strike.
What is a noob?
It's got some wordplay. Wait, if you reverse it, boon. What is a boon? Isn't boon a word? Like isn't that an insult? Maybe that?
Ah, a noobie! Like you're new to the game, noobie.
Mmmmm. It's probably bad.
It's pretty important to have on this list because of its significance.
Noob is probably the most universal insult in gaming.
I'm rocking all of these.
Gaming even existed.
The word Noobie was already being used in English.
What do you mean like a newcomer?
How do you guys know this shit?
Combination of Newie and Newboy.
Noobie became standard slang for beginners online on forums,
soliciting boards, use net, all of that.
You're a bot.
Where did bots come from?
Robot!
Aha, checkmate.
As these communities grew, people needed a way to separate innocent beginners
the people who were clueless or just annoying or just refuse to learn.
That's where this split happened.
Not me!
Noobie or Noob meant someone who was noob at trying, and Noob meant someone who should
know better but just doesn't care.
And that spelling shift wasn't random, it comes from Leet's beak, the hacker inspired
culture of replacing letters with numbers.
So Noob became Noob and eventually Noob.
This was around the early 1990s long before mainstream online gaming.
By the mid-2000s Noob had become so common that games started using it officially.
Tutorials warned players not to play.
Bro, am I the only one?
Bro, why was it so cool back in the day to like, I don't know if your name is like, like, crew, let's say.
Bro, I swear, like, if like, on my user names, bro, always like...
Or then maybe like, sometimes like, 420?
Bro, I didn't even smoke weed.
I didn't know what I was standing for, bro. It was just like, you just did it, you just did it.
Bro, XX.
And eventually it was added to the dictionary, which solidified it as an actual word.
Now what makes a noob can be determined by a lot of factors, but it's pretty widely used
against players who you just don't think are good enough to be in your elo.
But what does elo actually stand for?
It's not-
Yo this guy is pissing me off.
I feel like I'm in high school.
Elo?
It's gotta stand for something.
Emergency.
Loser.
Organization.
No, huh? I don't know, bro.
Last name of inventor?
Level.
Elon Musk.
Last name.
It's not hard to believe that people think it's an acronym.
Maybe evaluation level overview, or...
Is that that?
Or expected loss outcome, but it's actually so much simpler.
Elon comes from the surname of Arpad Ilo,
who is a Hungarian-American physics professor and a strong chess player,
and he solved a simple problem.
How do you measure skill fairly?
In 1960, he introduced a racing system based on prediction.
Your rating says how likely you are to beat someone.
And after each match, it adjusts depending on whether the result is expected or an upset.
It was clean and statistical, and quickly was adopted into chess worldwide.
Then in 1995, Mark Glickman added some more changes to UL's algorithm.
And in 1999, he came back and improved it again by adding another concept of volatility,
which means that if sometimes you beat higher ratings and sometimes lose to lower,
your volatility increases, meaning the algorithm like your rating swing more.
This upgraded system is called glyco too, and it's the basis of essentially ever I should have not watched this video
Bro, this is one of the things I'm this what I'm this cringe guy, bro
Who like if I have effect like that bro? I shared with everyone bro
Like next fucking time I meet any one of my friends like they will have to listen to me
Why he knows called illo bro because of this random dude, bro
Who was like doing this chest chest thing and his name was last name was he though?
Am I the only one bro like I want to share the shit right now
Shed, did you know that? Alright, you guys watch too, but...
Free matchmaking algorithm?
You won't remember it? Yes I will!
I'm used to day. Glyco's ranking algorithm by default doesn't take into account team-based
competitive scenarios, such as in CSGO adjustments to the algorithm had to be made to take into
consideration the map, teammates' ratings, opponents' ratings, your round impact, consistency,
and a whole host of other variables that Valve have not publicly released.
Which is probably for the best, so people don't exploit the system and get super
Oh my god, even though the-
Bro, imagine his name was not
R-Part Ilo, bro
But something like
George Jefferson and it's like, yo, what's your Jefferson, bro?
What's your highest Jefferson, bro?
Naaah, low-key goated last name
No?
Thank you
The word Ilo is used across multiple other games
Imagine!
So they will face it in other third-party matchmaking platforms
Valve-
What's your Zimmerman?
Oh, hell no!
Themselves have only ever used it right at the start of the CSGO beta
So it's just the community and platforms that use the word elo, because it's just so easy to say.
Yeah.
Then we'll start with what their Glyco 2 rating is.
And in CS, some of the most skilled players are those who practice KZ.
Most players think that KZ is just a map pr-
Kentucky? No.
It's not JN, it- KZ is jumping, like, jumping, like, movement.
K- I'm guessing it's a clan. It's a clan.
It was back in the day Clans, right? It's a Clan. It's a Clan.
B-Fix. And they're right, but the story behind it is actually really wholesome.
KZ comes from the name Creeds, the online alias of Patrick Wright,
a Canadian map maker who, in the early 2000s,
created a brand new way to place the S, which involved jumping, climbing, and speed.
Am I the only one who doesn't know that? The whole shit was spamming Creeds.
Am I uncultured, bro? How do you know that shit?
Maybe I'm too young. Maybe I'm too young.
Like I feel like I'm only angst on this one, you know what I mean?
This is past my time.
Running maps instead of just shooting people.
He released maps with the prefix KZ like KZ haunted house which was his first movement
map which was actually based on his childhood home and that map created a community that
instantly latched onto those letters.
At first KZ literally just meant a map made by creeds but players started using it
as the shorthand for the entire style of movement.
Long jumps, bunny hops, kraut strafe, basically everything that made counter strike movement
and actual art form was sort of just getting from A to B.
Chet, KZ or surfing? Choose one, bro.
I'm a surf enjoyer, bro.
And what? Why is everyone saying KZ?
Recency bias, just because you saw KZ, no shot.
Surfing is so nice.
And you can say, yeah, it's casual, it's like not golfing,
but it's mini golf, no, it's not, bro.
At the highest level, surfing, trying to beat world records,
it's crazy. Every single movement has to be perfect.
and what's the other guy's name?
Caffrey and Caffrey has the most records
in 1.6 surfing the goat
and Levi, yes and Levi. Levi has the most in CSGO I think, right?
Yeah.
The websites like creeds.com and later XtremeJumps became the main community hubs
those two letters became the identity of the entire subculture
but with popularity does come drama. By 2005 the community had its first
cheating scandals
Some sites even kept public hall of shame lists for court cases.
Oh, he's the first time he addresses cheating and I see a German flag, bro.
Why always us?
Z cheaters and debates broke out over physics settings, things like Sv Air Accelerate and FPS Limits,
because tiny differences could be found in the entire world record.
But the mid-2000s are often called the golden age of 1.6KZ,
with legendary maps like KZ Giant Bean, which does seem to have been the first KZ map to feature a timer,
which further encouraged players to try to set records.
And then the games started changing from CS Source to Go and to CS 2.
The word KZ never changed with it.
The games studio even made...
Nooo!
Bro, CS 2 KZ looks so sad, bro.
And from CS Source to Go and to CS 2, the word KZ...
Why is it so staturey, bro?
Oh my god.
...never changed with it.
The games studio even made their own standalone KZ game.
But unfortunately it never really took off.
And Half-Life 2 got its own KZ mods,
but it also just never got as big as KZ and Counter-Strike.
So the next time someone says,
I'm grinding KZ,
it doesn't mean Kazakhstan.
It's the legacy of a rapper named Creets.
But on the subject of countries, our next turn is FRAG.
It takes us back to Vietnam.
FRAG has a pretty surreal journey before it ends up in our daily count strike vocabulary.
FRAG?
FRAG we're made.
I said also already off the thing, I don't even know.
What it was, you can find scattered examples of the same thing.
Deliberate, friendly fire.
Soldiers who turned on their own offices.
Usually when there's officers, we're sending them into pointless danger.
US soldiers were issued the M26 and later M33 fragmentation grenade, universally called frags.
These frags had a dark advantage. They left no fingerprints and there was no traceable trajectory.
If you just rolled one into your lieutenant's tent at night, no one could prove who did it.
So among US troops, a new piece of slang appeared, to frag someone, which meant to kill or attempt to kill a new superior using a fragmentation grenade.
For example, in 1970 alone, they recorded 209 fragging incidents,
And by 1971, the term had spread so widely that Senator Mike Mansfield used fragging on the Senate floor.
And at that moment, the word officially jumped from just slang into everyday American vocabulary.
But the question is how did this word leap from the Vietnam War into CS?
When Doom launched in 1993, John Romero, a game developer at id Software,
wanted to create a clear distinction between killing monsters and killing other players.
So they came together to come up with a term for this.
Hey guys, for each killing death match, we need a word for it that's not kill.
Kevin said, well, maybe we could use the word frag.
That sounds like a cool word. But what does it mean? I asked in the Vietnam War if a sergeant told his fire team to do something
Horrifically dangerous instead of agreeing to do it
They would throw a fragmentation grenade at the sergeant and call it friendly fire explanation was someone frightened the sergeant
So in death match we're all fragging each other exactly
I actually bought the book and found that quote in here
So like please subscribe because no 14 pounds and it's just like yo, you're gonna send that book back
Bro, you're like, what are you talking about?
Bro, it's for sure aiming for that refund part
So Kevin Coward made one linguistical choice, how to drive it.
Chad, how can you just invent words like that bro?
Like, like they're saying like, John Jefferson came up with Frank.
Bro, can't we come up with something?
Imagine 10 years from now, Sam's makes a video.
Yo, and this term was originated by Mark Zerman under his search stream website community
at Onapixel.
Bro, come on, let Sam, you invented gold, gold, gold.
No I didn't, bro.
No I didn't.
You invented suck.
That's not a word. Oh my god. Mein Bohrer. My Triller. I didn't invent that. I don't even know where I got it from.
You don't have that kind of motion. Shit.
Butterfly effect in Doom deathmatch where players only fought each other the frag counter became the main scoring system and dooms you
I made it obvious you had a dedicated frag count and that became the default way doom players measured their performance and naturally
I never played this game if frag continued being used into it's software's next major releases such as quake and from there
It became commonly used to replace kill also appearing in unreal tournament
We get a point called a frag
You can see
Why she sounds so hot
Your friend count on the left side of the screen it might be because it was already a popular term or equally likely just because marketing a game
That encouraged killing your friends didn't exactly sit right with marketing firms at the time
So with CS coming out to the next time players were already using the term interchangeably
I've gone on some death mesh that was
MONSTER KILL, but I remember playing some like mud and server
And it was like
FULL OF GIRL like ASMR like like it was wild
Bro, some of those games are wild and ill, even though CS didn't officially have a frag count,
this flat was hugely carried by so called frag movies, where players would edit their
best frags into a highlight reel.
Pro teams even started using the term entry fragger to describe a player task we'd get
in the game.
The opening kill of a round, and as time went on Valve actually added items to CS
GO, such as a certified fragger sticker, and was recently a ton of souvenir charms
containing the word frag, and moving back to frag grenades, what do you say when
you throw a grenade?
Kobe!
You've probably heard of something before in gaming videos and MLG months.
This one I know, bro!
Kobe Bryant.
Contagious, but what people probably don't know is that that sound actually came from
a Dave Chappelle show sketch back in 2004.
Kobe!
Oh, it is not.
The sound effect is very likely the reason we say Kobe and CS went throwing a grenade.
It wasn't just because Kobe was an accurate and great player, shooting threes and
all that.
More importantly, the sound effect spread across almost every corner of gaming and also
in real life with people saying Kobe when literally throwing or dunking anything.
And this was further carried by edits and compilations of Kobe's from pro games.
So much so that Kobe-
I love that, like, that sticks around, you know what I mean, that the new generation doesn't
get rid of that.
It seems like it, right?
Like Kobe, that will stay around, hopefully, for the rest of Earth, bro.
You know up in the sky boom Kobe every single time every single time officially got added to counter strike in 2020 with the release of retakes
One of the loadouts was literally named Kobe's and aptly contained a HG grenade
But Kobe also does appear with the souvenir highlight charms three of which contain the word Kobe and showcase grenade damage and kills
And luckily kids these days are continuing Kobe's legacy
What do you say when you throw the trash in the basket like you see a NBA players name?
I say Kobe
Yes, it's still Kobe
But there is a legacy that one player probably wishes people would forget and that's the 1G.
1G's history is easy, it just comes from Summit 1G.
Yes.
Newer players might not know that Summit 1G briefly played Pro CS on top of streaming.
Pro might be generous, but it is technically true.
We have to go back to Truecac Austin in 2016, where Summit was playing for Splice as a stand-in.
Splice started strong in their first map pick train.
They were leading pretty heavily and it came down to 11-15.
In that round, Summit was left in a clutch against two CLG players, and then this happened.
One Jason our trade and now it's something in the 1v1 to try and close this out against ugly
But be playing it aggressively
No, but it's a clutch hit and splice
We'll close out not now one
16 to a left
Oh, wait, what?
No, what happened?
Oh my god
Oh no, Summit!
No!
Oh, that is heartbreaking
Oh Summit, it's off 10 minutes
Didn't they lose that game as well?
CLG actually came back and took a game to overtime where they closed out and won the entire game.
So now any time you see a pro die to their own pro player game, or even their own grenades, or fall into their death, the chat will spam 1G.
This is an incident that some would probably wish as he could forget, but Valve themselves won't let it go.
When the pressure chat team web came out, we got new graffiti sprays, one of which was the 1G graffiti,
further immortalizing 1G as a tradable item forever.
And as if that wasn't enough, 1G also appears as the name of a loadout card in the retakes game mode.
of course containing a diffuse kit and an incendiary grenade.
What?
They would never put anything with me in the game.
And they finally did!
Even the CS Twitter account has strict about summits incident many times.
So it's safe to say that the 1G meme isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
So this incident had a definitive...
What did they say?
Few times.
If you aren't buying the 1G loader in CS retakes, you will never get good.
CS replies.
The card is a tribute to an unfortunate event that took place on Professional CS
It's the exact equipment the CSGO player had when the set event happened.
Damn.
They were safe to say that the 1G meme isn't going anywhere anytime soon, so this instant
had a definitive start date.
But for the next term of this video, which is smurfing, we have to go back a lot further
than 2016.
The origin of smurfing comes down to two people back in 1996.
Jeff, Schlanger, Fraser and Greg Warp Boyko were Warcraft 2 players.
But back in 1996, by default, there was no built-in multiplayer.
To play games with others, you had to use software like Cali, which emulated
local network play over the internet. Because Kali's playerbase was tiny by today's standards,
people recognized each other quickly. You knew who the really good players were,
and you knew if you joined their lobby, you were probably going to lose. So most people simply
avoided playing with those people. This happened constantly to Shlanger and Warp. Shlanger was
especially recognizable because he ran a popular Warcraft 2 website. So the two decided to go
undercover, changing their names to Papa Smurf and Smurfette. So they weren't recognized
for them look like beginners, and then they proceeded to destroy anyone they faced.
We didn't have any video proof of this happening, but I found this pretty interesting. They
They used to write war stories literally play-by-play recounting things that happen during their games. It's like a written
Let's play that's the earliest proof. We have it's crazy how we all use those words
But we have no idea where it came from it just made its way through
Through fucking generations and now we're here smurfing. I've said that like a thousand times never knew what a man
I have of these guys. I have a smurf myself to stomp some fucking silvers, bro. I never knew what a man
Using these names, it didn't take long for other war stories to show up containing smurfs.
This is where we see the first instance of smurfing being used not just as a nickname but as an actual term and for a negative purpose.
We decided to go smurfing. Smurfing means to go make up names and kill newbies or intermediate players.
At this point, people had lost track of smurfing's original purpose, which was for good players to stop getting people of...
Main account.
Yeah.
...voiding their games.
Instead, smurfing became a way to bully weaker players, and eventually everyone on Cali started doing it,
until Shlanger finally snapped and wrote,
So the point is, you better be one of the best if you go out smurfing.
If you're going to lose, you might as well lose under your real name.
But this was all still limited to Warcraft 2.
So how did they get into other games?
A big part of that was from early internet culture.
Forums were heavily used and people were already complaining about smurfing,
or even admitting they enjoyed doing it.
And because Kali also worked with tons of other games
and had its own chat system in K-Chat,
the word likely spread through these communities as well.
So it's pretty much confirmed that smurfing became widely used
thanks to Kali in these early forms.
But unfortunately, many of these forums and stuff that has lost media don't exist anymore.
Jeff then actually went on to work at Blizzard thanks to his Warcraft II website,
which Jeff told me was getting 3300 page views a day at his peak, which for 1997 was incredible.
So fast forward to present day and smurfing is present in almost every major game.
Dota 2 has officially mentioned it, specifically highlighting it as a big problem,
but in Counterstrike it's only ever been mentioned by third parties like Faces.
But unfortunately, despite me finding and talking to the person who actually came up with smurfing to begin with,
He doesn't know why he chose to be a smurf, so I guess we'll never know.
Speaking of unknown-
Wait, he asked him again?
Smurfing to begin with, he doesn't know why he-
Is this not Sam's email, right?
He chose to be a smurf, so I guess we'll never know.
Speaking of unknown, our next term is Bogdan, or Bogdan's lore.
We have to go back to a match in 20s-
Yeah, there's a guy named Bogdan, he was low HP, said drop me off, no?
16, where a player Bogdan started flaming steel for not switching weapons with him when he was low HP.
What do you mean by low HP? It's better to have an update in the AK, you fucking retard.
Steel, your fucking dumb luck is going to be out.
You're right, dude. You're right.
I thought he wrote like a post about it how it's better like scientifically.
I didn't know that he fucking was calling him a retard and shit.
I have never seen this clip.
No shot.
Not switching weapons with him when he was a switchpeak.
When you're fucking 1 HP, it's better than having to have an update in the AK.
You fucking retard.
Steel, your fucking dumb luck is going to be out.
You're right, dude.
You're right.
More specifically, switching from an AWP to an AK.
I've probably already seen this because of Steel's reaction.
You're right. You're right.
You see, Guardian dropped it to... First of all, he dropped it to Simple, not Bogdan!
Bogdan's door or Bogdan became subject to debate between players, some agreeing that
it's worth dropping the op to the player with low HP and some others saying it's stupid
and doesn't really matter. But since this incident happened, the term has been used
frequently by casters and the actual action of swapping weapons happens all the time
now in pro play and eventually even with Steel himself.
Yeah, I got a flash, I got a flash first, yeah. What?
I want to get you guys some more information and what you probably don't know is that Bogdan let the fame of his interaction with Steel get to him and immediately started harassing women on Steam talking about-
What?
Hey, you're Y18. I'm almost 22. Oh good. Why? You need to make sure I don't pull a bloominator.
I like my man potent. Which is why? I'm with someone like Celtsis. What?
What?
Do you live in Singapore?
Yo, what is he doing?
Eh, my dick is 6.4 inches!
HAAAA!
I have a 6.4 inch dick.
What the fuck?
So if these screenshots are real, which isn't too unbelievable, judging by Bogdan's previous ECM messages,
it does seem like our messages being leaked cause him to disappear from the internet entirely.
And I tried asking Seal about Bogdan, and this is what I got, so I guess...
Caused him to disappear from the internet entirely.
And I tried asking steal about Bogdan and this is
No, he just gave him the question back
I hate to be the guy, but I forgot to mention my Bogdan question back
That's why I got so I guess unless someone watching knows something about him or maybe even himself
We'll probably never know what he thinks of his law. Well, here we are with our final term in the video
Which is ace the word originally comes from latin
Ace
The word ass meant a unit, a whole, or even just one.
It became the name of Rome's most basic coin, a small copper piece that literally represented
a single unit of value.
The Romans also loved gambling, especially dice, and because the ass was the smallest
unit of a coin, it also became slang for the side of the dice, which showed a single
pip, the one spot.
And rolling an ass was a bad thing to do in dice, so much so that in England,
an ass, which they pronounced as ace, was associated with bad luck, so you wouldn't
actually want to get an ace.
Around the same time as this, playing cards got introduced across Europe from the Middle
East and Asia, with the card representing the one also becoming an ace, but as card
games evolved, some games promoted the ace to the highest card, even our ranking kings.
The most well-known version of this, a parlor game from Spain called Viente 8-1, the
ancestor of the game Blackjack.
It emerged around 16-11, being written about in the novella Rinconete y Cortadillo,
where the ace is mentioned to score either 1 or 11, which was the first time we'd
seen the ace in an actually positive way.
It was now the best car you could get, so we have a divergence here.
Ace used to be mainly negative, but basically thanks to Blackjack it became very positive.
But all of these changes to the term didn't replace one another, they all stuck around.
So for us to try and track down the definitive meaning in Counter-Strike, we have to look
at multiple different avenues.
In 1915, Roland Garrison Adolfo Peugeot, with the first accredited aces in military
aviation history, a name given to pilots who shot down a number of enemy aircraft,
usually considered to be five or more.
Oh, but Sam, five kills, that's just like an ace in Counter-Strike.
It's case closed, why do we need to know about these fucking Romans?
Unfortunately, an ace in Counter-Strike doesn't happen when you get five kills.
It comes when you eliminate the whole enemy team.
It doesn't matter if it's five enemies, like a normal competitive,
or 10 enemies, like in casual, or two, like in wingman.
An ace in Counter-Strike just means one person eliminated the entire enemy team.
So unfortunately, these fighter aces are only really useful here
because they became icons, which impacted mainstream media,
taking the word ace into people's stage day vocabulary.
People heard these stories of ace pilots during the remainder of World War I and in World War II, the Korean War, Vietnam War, even in snoopy comics,
but using ace as a verb would likely get some modern merit from Alison Danzig, a sports commentator throughout the early 1900s,
who is credited with coining the term to represent the perfect serve in tennis.
So it's not really a stretch to see how the phrase ace in a test would mean getting a perfect score,
a saying that became very popular in 1950s America.
Now let's take all these different avenues of words and just stick them together and try to find the early sausage of ace being used in video gaming.
I found magazines from 1981 and 1982 that reference arcade aces.
Highly skilled players who beat games easily.
How did he find this?
Huh?
How do you even- how do- how?
Chachabit-y?
All these like archived and you can search it by earliest.
Library has logs, Google special search.
This is so cool.
Magazines showcase games such as Red Baron, where they finish their promotion with Start Your Engines, Atari Aces.
This is a combination of both Pilot Aces and that Verb Ace, and it didn't just occur here with arcade games.
I found this same combination with the spelling game Spellicopter in 1984, where Billy became a spelling ace, as well as an ace chopper.
This is one thing that's actually nice about AI, you know?
Because I remember hearing about it somewhere, but it was always impossible to scan those, like, magazines.
You know before the internet existed people didn't type it out and you can just you know what it is and you put it into a database
But you have all these things in the database and now AI like can fucking
Transcribe it to to text. No, and then you can actually browse it call me now. So I've read it somewhere. No, I'm like
I'm a tweaking. Oh, was this a thing before AI?
It's called OCR our word what you're chill OCR. What the fuck is OCR?
OCR more, you know OCR meaning let me see
Optical character recognition.
Are you sure that like not a lot of them was recovered by it?
I thought it was.
But how did they recognize like all the different fucking fonts and shit?
Or if there's a stain on the page that they scanned?
Hmm.
No, no, I guess you're right.
Alright.
Violet, you see there's always been crossovers between these words' meanings.
But the earliest verified use of the word ace in Counter-Strike that I could find
was from a frag movie in 2003.
I had to sit through 8 minutes of typical 2000s effects in EDM
and then I found this clip where we see a player get 5 kills and his friend reacts with this
Wow, it's AC, AC, AC, oh my god, fucking AC
You need to make a movie with AC, wow, AC
The rest of my part about finding that clip is the fact that AC was said so nonchalantly
that AC had been around forever
After tracing the words of many meanings through actual millennia
I got stumped by a single decade.
I even asked Heaton where he thought Ace came from, and he had no idea.
He must be very old, I don't know.
Because Ace, this is just something I've been said though, but that's a really good question.
Anyway, back to the frag movie, it got a lot of views, and likely exploded Ace into the mainstream.
Even early tournament casters started picking up and using the word.
He's up in the sniper tower, he's gonna be able to beat further than he wants.
He takes out one!
Karen Walling at the Ace!
He's gonna have to go really to the Ace!
No Walling at the Ace!
That looks funny shit!
And from this moment onwards, Ace was just a phrase used through different CS versions,
but not yet officially recognised and counter-striked by Valve themselves.
Even in 2012 as CS Go, it wasn't official.
We can see this with the first recorded pro Ace in a tournament.
Oh, is that an Ace?
Yeah, that's actually the Ace.
I think it was killed with the save of 7 hours the first CS Go, Ace.
What the hell?
I'm sorry, man.
We hear the car-
The other video's sick!
The game itself says killed 5 opponents,
so this just further shows the difference between community phrases
and its official integration into CS.
And even worse, it was never officially announced in any patch notes, but it likely came during the Armsteel update when a load of UI was overhauled.
We can see in clips after this update, Ace showed up in-game after a full team wipe.
Finally, we made it, Ace is in Counter-Strike.
And all that history wasn't entirely useless.
In February 2014, we got the first sticker capsule, which introduced the Ace's high sticker, which has five playing cards showing.
And also was the name of a film about fighter Aces.
In 2016, when sprays were added, we got the Ace spray.
in 2018 we got the ace is high pin and most recently in 2023 with the mbp banner overhaul
we came full circle ace round is now shown with a person eliminating 5 enemies with a
lovely ace card that comes
call me absolutely nuts this is the first time i pay real attention to the animation
that looks clean
this update like the only one that now sees like this for the first time like vividly
but that looks fucking nice
pin and most recently in 2020
never pay attention like i'm locked on the next round
with the mbp banner overhaul, we came full circle, ace round, it's now shown with a person
eliminating five enemies with a lovely- I've gotten so many aces, how did I never read like
how did I never pay attention to that? the ace card that comes in from the right,
so that's the story of ace, we get the solo victory from the latin meaning one,
the five fillers from fight aces, the perfect wipe from tennis, the ace card from blackjack
and the combination of all of these give us the counter strike ace and then of course
Valorant came along and just
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Well, this was clean am I to be five a poet am I tweaking
The unknown history behind CS two times your Sam's clean ass fucking video
We got the timestamps in the comments having the last name Elon being the reason why it's called you lose gangsters fuck
Yeah, why do we call it as in Jesus cow bro. I feel old
bro, I feel young I
I feel young. I didn't know any of this. Come on. Come on. Amazing how Sam's whole held up the editing for two channels.
Even surprise you could even lift up anomalies.
B-Hop probably came from the BMX community. We were bunny hopping is a term used to refer to jumping on your bike.
BMX was bigger than 90s when CS1.0 was taken off. Interesting though.
I enjoyed that.
WSAM. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Did I just close that by accident?
Guys, Leafsam some love, watch this other shit, he's got more shit like that.
Um, I found the fastest rounds in pro counter strike. That sounds sick too, bro.
That's on... 7 minutes, do I hop in?
Sure, why not?
Um, it's just gonna be fast aces, right?
Let me see it.
7 minutes more.
About 9 months ago, I saw this round of...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Female CS?
Fastest ace?
I haven't seen this round.
Yes, that's again, just curious
Maybe an art fan. Yeah. Oh, it looks rather artistic right now. It's flying
Job done stop the clock referee. That's a speed run. What's the clock?
37 I'll be a new record today. That comment got me thinking
I wonder if there was a way to know for sure if that was the first time
Funny, bro, this guy know what no way he's sitting there on a Sunday afternoon watching females. Yes, bro
like wait hold up a second he just said that might be a world record let me look
that up let me make a video with you bro your ass bro your professor who works at
HRTV if there was any way of filtering all the game yo this guy's lit bro it's
going to the sources bro this guy's the HRTV fucking site like operator or
something like he has the stats HRTV by round length and he said unfortunately
so I did it myself it only took me eight months and over 40 terabytes of
Counter-Strike demo files I have now compiled the shortest rounds I've ever taken place in professional Counter-Strike
In a seven minute video. I'm not a youtuber by heart. Call me nuts
But don't people stretch videos to eight minutes to get monetized
Bro is doing it for the love of the game. I'll get into the details of how I did it a bit later
But for now, let's jump into our first map a fan favorite that maybe we'll be seeing again in CS2 soon
That's cash cash is fastest round happened during ECS season 4 back in 2017
And this is actually the oldest round in this video. I mean, look at G2's roster
Anyway, God said he has to take a full eco except for disco.plen who bought a deagle
They all rushed B where NBK and Apex spray them down with no difficulty whatsoever
NBK?
You can't beat that
11.53 seconds. Next up on vertigo the shortest run
Wait, it just depends on how fast the teams meet, right? Like, Dust2 is not gonna, mmm, maybe a middle
And like what is the fastest meeting time of maps?
It takes place during CS Summit 6 Europe in a match between North and NIP
And as in an ice cream, it's a full eco rush and this is what happened next
Full USP round with the CTs watching
And it's gonna be a massive one in a fucking sense of counter-strike
You will ever see
Yeah the casters aren't wrong, this is one of the fastest rounds of counter-strike you'll ever see
Also for the rest of this video, obviously
Cajun B and AZ just melted the entire NIP team
With the round lasting just 8.51 seconds, I mean that's impressive
But I think the most impressive part of this round is the fact that 5 CTs only dealt 15 damage to KGNB.
Now, looping back to Machines comments on the other...
VARIGO, bro. Who misses VARIGO type 1? This was the best map I've known even joking.
But remember the old version where you could drop down here.
See the yellow fucking thingy? You could drop down there.
You could drop down there.
I'm not joking, bro. I'm not joking.
You can also hop over in middle, towards fucking B.
Who knows, bro? Who knows?
Just 8.51 seconds!
Come on, man!
But I think the most impressive part of this round is the fact that 5 CTs only dealt 15 damage to Kage and me.
Now, looking back to machine's comments on the other Inferno game, that game took about 18 seconds.
Those guys were noobs, bro.
Noobies.
The actual record, however, took just 9.3 seconds and happened in a game between Skade and Young Ninjas.
Unfortunately, because this match took place during the ELISA 2021 Invitational,
there's no available votes to see what the cast's reactions were.
But I'm sure it was something like,
Oh, two HGs get through in a middle street on top of the Eco,
or she's gonna take down all the rounds and rounds.
RAS!
Earlier you might have heard me say that I got this data,
while I lied, I actually hired a software engineer,
and because I'm an idiot, I asked him to explain the data collection process.
So firstly, we have to actually download all the demos from HLTV.
But luckily, HLTV keeps these in accessible links,
so we built a Python script that automatically opened each demo page and downloaded the files.
Obviously with delays, so we don't melt their servers.
And we did this for every single demo available, just downloading them took over a hundred hours.
And the downloads come as raw files, so the next step was extracting the actual .dem replay files,
skipping any extra files or corrupted demos. Extraction alone took over 200 hours and left us
with 40 terabytes of raw demo files. Here we have another problem, we have demos from both CSGO
and CS2, so we had to use different passes for these. A passer basically just takes messy
data and turns it into something usable. So every kill, every round star, every event
ingame. And in total we processed over 206 billion lines of this data. From there we
could finally calculate round length by converting ingame ticks into real time seconds, making
sure that our round time measurement starts when freeze time ends and stops when the
server declares a winner. After that, the system logs the fastest rounds for each
map and keeps the top 20 so we can manually verify these results and removed any bugged
rounds and the end result a clean and correct state set of the absolute fastest rounds across
thousands of professional matches filtered by map that's so sick let's take a look at train the game
that trains shortest round happens in starts up pretty wholesome both teams for wishing each
other good luck and after a pretty dominant first round performance by team iceberg dj helps
alter god distress and then what round two we're providing full eco and let's cut to the
castors life reaction don't even think about it just look forward to the next two maps if
If we need it, it will be mirage to finalize this.
NADES!
Let's finalize this.
Here we go, tap in a lucky 11 seconds set!
So yeah, train shortest round is just 11.61 seconds long and remains unbeaten since 2018.
Wow!
That was an easy map that's not being done for every map, that's so clever.
I played officially in the pro scene since 2019, but I obviously had to include it in this video so you guys don't shout at me.
The shortest round was in the game between Man's Not Hot and Golden Geeked Geit.
Sorry in British, during Geek's gone wild 23 in 2018.
Geek's gone wild with the $23,000 prize pool. What a time to be low.
I got any VOD footage from the game itself, but I found these pictures from the event. Man, I missed 2018.
Anyway, let's play the round.
This one gotta take long, right?
I'm guessing 9 and a half seconds.
I should not. 10 and a half.
Nice!
That round took only 10.03 seconds, and the CTs got killed so fast they took a timeout after.
Now for Mirage, Team Singularity faced Team Secret during a best of one match.
Singularity lost the pistol round and then fully got into the second round.
He's going lower and lower with every map. What's going to be the lowest map?
Mirage? Not that low apparently.
That's two in middle.
Where they rushed up middle and as you'd expect they'll spray down by Nark as a person.
That round took only 10.05 seconds.
Anubis though is a fun one.
The round happened during the Omen WGR Challenge in 2020.
German team attacks.
In 2023 between Invisin and Ultimate attacks, Invisin lost the pistol round and decided to go for the eco.
KW.
Thought they were gonna do the World Record on us.
We do it to them.
And actually Flies got the opening kill.
And the rest of the team got sprayed down by frozen slacks thanks to Perk's grenade that did over 200 damage.
On to Ancient where the shortest round occurs between Bait and 777.
During the Elise Invitational 4 2022 Contenders, Jesus Christ in the round itself,
777 are on a full eco and rush middle, only to be met by a Flash and Molotov and a HG Grenade,
and before you know it, the round's over 9.5 seconds for this map.
Now Nuke's fastest round happened during the...
It could be vertical, where a team is just suicides, no?
They just all jump off, I wonder if you put that in.
CCT Season 3 contenders Eastern Europe Series 1 in a match between Encilio and Akrid.
This is the only match in this video that takes place in CS2, not CSGO.
The short round happens during another full eco, but this time Encilio managed to kill...
He said he filtered us out?
Hands behind there.
My bad.
Three T's with HE grenades and then pick off the last two, with the entire round just lasting 12.0.
It's not sorted by lowest.
Shise!
Well, my camera's above it.
Huh.
Seven seconds.
And for Overpass, the shortest round happened back in 2021.
Pinnacle 4 Series 2 regionals between Reds and Ab.
I'll be honest, I don't really recognise anyone from these teams except for Buzz and Patty.
I guess I'm just a casual.
So, for the shortest round, I'm just a full eco and decide to rush up towards middle.
Where they meet a pretty normal molly, but instead of waiting, they all just jump straight in, burning to death.
This round took 12.35 seconds.
They probably did this to not award any additional money to CDs who might be using SMGs or shotguns.
Clever!
They just wanted to get the round over with but I saved the best for last our final official map dust to the shortest round here occurred during the third and final
Map between middle up straight on bug IEM catabit so 2020 closed qualifiers with the round taking only
6.4 2 seconds from start to finish as you might have expected this happens in mid
Rushing straight into Jackson Kenny S sprays
Oh
47 when I ended so like eight seconds that round the commentator of the game was for us correct
Getting eight seconds for the round and twitch chat as always laughed at it except from chat is rocket launcher and young Sherlock
Who both said that's the fastest round in bro CS and they're correct
So I want to check something right now. What was this? What was the time 6.42 seconds?
What if every round is that fast 6.42 times 13 because you have to win 13
83 second game of CS of playtime without breaks. That's crazy to analyzing 40 terabytes of demos
Thousands of matches and hundreds of thousands of rounds
6.42 seconds on dust 2 is the fastest round in professional campstrike history until obviously
In this whole video is useless. Anyway, thanks for watching. Goodbye
Dang
What do you see? Yo chill chill yo, bro. I'm getting idiot. She watching this
Probably so quick
Guys leave that video like to man. W. Sam's ease W. Sam's ease 39 mistakes. They will ruin your day. Let's go and let's go
About nine months. All right, boom W. Sam's bro 40 terabyte of footage sure sounds like a lot
Thankfully Sam's already had experience with such amounts of footage on his hard drive
Hey, bro. Why is this folder named CS to homework 40 terabyte?
All right, Rennjan, 6.42 seconds is a long time.
I think anyone would be blessed to last that long.
Hey yo, wait I'm not subbed.
Nah, I mean, Loki, I didn't know he uploaded,
I'm not even kidding.
I thought he was just editing for anomaly.
Bro is doing his own good content.
Holy, guys.
Now we are going to go meet Sam.
I've never met him before.
Neither have you.
Trang, you're so small.
No!
Wait, Iceland.
that that trip I was there I was at the same house
I was there while he was being abused did I intervene no I joined
that's too funny all right boys I'll see y'all too no not tomorrow not tomorrow
Not tomorrow not tomorrow, bro. I am I am taking a reason tomorrow boys and girls, but I will see you very very soon
Sally was this
Come on law and bae op to chat who who's still getting a knife wait hold on a second
Apparently, I have to still send out two knives. I got that
Boys on Sunday. We got ten man's coming up for Saturday. I don't know yet. I'll come up with something though
Boys I
I will see you very very soon. I hope you enjoyed today's stream.
Um, I hope my fucking cold goes away, bro.
How much longer for Can-collab? Maybe we do it on Saturday with Ken. I can ask him.
Uh, the bomb diffuser game.
So any ideas what you want me to do on Saturday?
Anything?
Hmm, play sets with Jyncey. Is he going in today?
Oh no.
Okay, I can set some shit up, but yeah, fuck, I should have done it faster.
Is he going in today?
I
Don't see it maybe after message him if he's not going in today
I'll message him and saying like yo wait a little bit like we I'll set something up
Well, let me ask my guy how fast it is. So did he say today? Did you say today?
Your Poland if you're listening bro, when do we have it ready like just some some shit like planned for for JC?
He said I said today check check
Okay, we'll see we'll see boys if today it isn't this
I will see all on Saturday. Did y'all say what we should do on Saturday any ideas boys?
Wait pulling on you in the chat no
Take hero on Tuesday. We're going into Elm ring. Oh, I have to set that up tomorrow
I've set it up
And we're going into admin randomizer with Kajal boys. It's gonna be our next challenge. It's gonna be our next challenge
Skin opening I can tell you why skin is called the skin
Resident Evil 9
That's a little bit too far-fetched. I don't know. I think about something boys
I'll see you guys on Saturday not tomorrow enjoy your Friday enjoy your evening morning wherever y'all
Course you're on the bussy see y'all very very soon. See y'all is very very soon
I've been enjoying the streams a lot. I'm not gonna lie, but I took all this fucking motivation energy from America
I'm not even kidding. America is different, bro. Oh my god. Do I move bro? No, but oh my America is late
Maybe ah, but people are so open over there, but we don't have them in Europe. Do we?
Do we?
Maybe she's where I live. I don't know but I see you guys. Please please please please
That's so much fun to just yap with people bro like locals and shit. All right. Peace guys
Peace peace peace cozy cozy cozy cozy cozy cozy cozy cozy
See ya all honeymoon face. Maybe maybe I'll see you guys on Saturday. Enjoy your night morning wherever you are
Please tell me that my cold is gone tomorrow, bro. Please. I'll do everything tomorrow for the cold to be gone
I'll go for a walk. I'll eat clean