Oh
Take on me
Me
Hello
What a beautiful day to wake up?
What a beautiful day to wake up today?
What a beautiful day, bro? Oh?
Check the CS patch notes. What a nice surprises in there, bro
Will this be my last case?
And maybe bro, what are we doing, bro?
Is this the NYC effect boys and girls? We may actually be cooked while you're calling me a home pixel jail
What the fuck is this? Are you hate rating me? This is not allowed for church partners by the way
If I check your status on Twitch, you're currently a partner. Maybe not tomorrow. Maybe not
You're good. You're good
You're good. I appreciate the rate. I appreciate the rate
love rate
Yo, thank you daddy. Heart's in the fucking chat for Mr. Yee-Hoo. For Mr. Yee-Hoo.
Come on. No, no, no. Hey, hey. Heart's in the chat for my boy, Yostina's. For you guys, it's Yee-Hoo though, okay?
For me, it's Yostina's, bro.
Jail, I hope you enjoyed your stream, bro. I hope you enjoyed your stream. I hope Navi won. I assume Navi was playing
at EPL. I hope y'all won, bro. I hope y'all won.
I ain't winning today. I ain't winning today, boys. Today should be a fucking creamy stream.
By the way, um, that's why I'm also a little bit later because today we may tip-tow ourselves into the night
Yeah, we may be going a little bit of a later stream today. Why because we're hopping into CS with Jinx later on
or should be at least and
boys I
May have cooked up a little something bro. I may have cooked it
I don't know he messaged me this morning and was like yo you want to do some shit today in CS
I was like yeah
I did something small I did something small bro like a small small a small challenge a small challenge
That should be fun on paper, but you never know how it plays out. You never know how it plays out
So yeah, I'm not gonna say what it is yet
I'm still sick. I'm still sick. My voice is still cooked. Don't tell me why I sound
Don't tell me why does he sound so fucking weird bro? I check my fucking YouTube comments
It's like is this is why did his voice change? Yo, bro? I'm still fucking fucking sick, bro
I don't know why though chat. How am I not getting healthy again, bro? I
Still have cold bruh. I still have cold you sound like a pussy. Oh
Okay, at least I don't sound like a pussy when I'm healthy. I guess I appreciate that I appreciate that boys and girls
Is this one of our last cases American COVID? I may have American COVID. I'm not gonna lie boys and girls
We're getting into we're gonna we're gonna get into the nitty-gritty in a minute. Okay, um
Why the title is the title?
Um, but yeah, the title is correct. Wait, let me go live on YouTube by the way
Where are the people always asking why you're not live on YouTube? Why are you not live on YouTube? Come on G
Are we asleep today? No, no, no, I have a right to be asleep. I'm still sick. What about you guys? Come on G come on G
Um, come on G. All right one second one second
If they ban cases wouldn't skins go up. No maple. We will get into it into a second, bro
Um
Boom going live suck
Yo, why do I feel like I'm sicker than two days ago? I'd suck and
We should we should be good
YouTube check something went wrong
Am I life
My you my chat I'm loading that's for sure
Your mods are we live or is it GG and does the chatter work?
You sound like my grandma
All right, you're YouTube tab, bro. I hope you're doing fantastic, bro. I'm going to be reading YouTube chat all day
I'm gonna put this onto my second screen. All right. Well, let me refresh a broke for a second. All right, there we go
Yeah, why is this not working bro?
Alright, today I may only be looking at Twitch, I'm not going to lie.
Hi boys and girls, stream with Jinxy, yes yes yes, tonight, tonight, later tonight.
Jinxy is better than you at CS2.
First of all, first question, why is this emoji, the fucking 7 TV emoji, this for CS2 bro?
Got me breakdabbed, might have to take a fucking readjuster in a second.
Second of all, he ain't better than me bro, have you seen him play? I'm sorry bro, I'm sorry bro.
But hey today, maybe we will play together against against the ops against the ops
We will see we will see our boys and girls quick little case. Why why do I want to open this case right fucking now because this may be one of our last ones
Yesterday some news hit the fucking hit the fucking iPad
Of
Cases maybe not being a thing anymore really really soon for me and maybe for you
Should you be worried about that probably not because you probably wasted your money on cases and so did I and so did I
Am I mad about it then low-key? No, but I do want to get one last gold right fucking now
How about that game and please right before you delete cases from my game?
Let me unbox the gold. Let me feel it nine
Let me feel it
Variety arc ink your brother. Yo guys. Why are people meeting?
That I that I'm gonna be jobless now bro like I'm not just cases or guys like I'm not just my streams
I'm not this one we're our intro right now it is but but the streams are not just cases bro
It's not just about skins. You know what I mean? Go go go go go go
Toast streamer full time. Oh
Go go go go go go go go go go go go it's nine
Give me the one million dollar carambit and I'll buy valve and I'll allow cases
Anywhere, anywhere across the world, bro. Anywhere across the world, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, for me, for me!
Back to back stat track, do I take that? Do I buy the recoil case that I got dropped at some point? Yes I do!
Reaction time, see? I would have leaked my address if I wasn't fast enough. But guess what? That's why I'm a pro player!
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, give me gloves, give me gloves!
Okay, bro. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I want NYC to win, bro. I want NYC to win in the
fucking in the fucking trials, bro. What is that? Three of the rats. You show me the red
but you don't give me the red game and try to hook me in to get me addicted. All right,
you'll pay the price. You'll pay the price. You're getting sued right now for
What is it 10 billion 10 billion I bro pay up then pay up then huh you did the shit to yourself
I wasn't good, so let's get into the nitty-gritty quick little reddit check and then we hop into the fucking news
Type one if I should slow down when speaking
Let me see boom boom boom boom boom quick little reddit checkie. Let's see
One
Bruh, what do we have? What do we have? He's actually off course me bro yesterday
I couldn't even enjoy my my my register day, bro. I was cooked all day
Why because I was what I was hoping I was in call with Jinxie until like 3 a.m.
And then I couldn't sleep until 5 a.m. Because always like I don't know and I need to downwind a little bit, you know
So bro 5 a.m. My uncle's can handle that no more bro
I was cooked the next day because as well. I had to wake up at fucking 9
Bro, and I don't function on anything be below like seven hours of sleep. It was full cooked full cook bro still feeling the repercussions
Still feeling the repercussions. I woke up at fucking 2 p.m. Today
bro
Jack cases are being banned where I live
Right now. I'm on the fucking NA time
Might as well just move might as well just move to the country of freedom where you can open a case unless it's maybe NYC
Unless it's maybe NYC
Shish you live in the Netherlands. All right, bro
You do you do not you did not get the memo, bro
You did not you did not get the memo finally complete my inventory CS go vibes and I'm law with visa gloves visa gloves
Then an AK then an M4. Oh, how before there's a really really rare sticker, bro
And then we have some cat a 14 stickers on that we have some rock solo stickers love to see that
I may be invested into those guys make sure to buy those and pump the price a little bit, please
Ah, TSM stickers, ok, ok, check the TSM roast, that's doing decent again, right?
Um, oh wait, no, I'm thinking about 100 thieves.
The 100 thieves roast, that's doing decent, right?
Device Rain Agile Zero Poe.
Like I've heard down a winning streak.
Oh, Lost to Heroic in what I assume is the grand final?
Ah, is that a respected performance?
I don't know.
Number 39 in the world, but they are going up fast. They are going up fast
Rip cases oh
My you'll actually stop bro. I've guys
What what do we do? Do we just go absolutely crazy before it gets bad?
Yo, do we do the last push? Oh
my
Thousand case every day. No, no, oh my bro. What is the debt? No, no, no
Don't even say it yet. I will get into it in a second. Well, we'll talk about the band in a second
I'll finally complete my inventory CS go vibes. Well, I saw this got my dream knife back
ranked 23 best float point
001 BTA sign
Ice cold squishy was talking about this right squishy had one of these W bro the most complex game
I've seen so far. Nobody cast just don't don't be stupid, but what is it blah blah blah blah
By a person cool skins. Okay, maybe social engineering. I can't I can't read all of that right now, bro
Harbour fright and nine what gloves to match it thinking foundation battle ska. Oh
That is fucking nice. That looks nice
That actually looks nice rocket league stream when you're braum cooked and rocket league braum look on I I want to switch a
Coramina, I don't know which one to choose. Oh my god
This one is really really nice carrying in uses this one one player from face clan what I love about this one
meow
With the cat ears. You see that hello kitty pattern on the carambat slaughter. This is not the number one pattern though
Correct. Karrigan has a better one
Karrigan has a better one. Is this carrying in check this out
6161
Carambit check this out. He has the perfect hello kitty pattern bro
nah carry in a freak bro you already know carry in a freak look at this bro
look at those the furry carambit well well well thin thin thin that is clean
don't know chat type one of you love that I actually love that it's pattern
three one if you are wondering sent out kitty sent out kitty very nice very
nice mmm what else I ah he was deciding between ah bro you show us fucking
kitty pattern versus a karamba tiger truth hell now bro don't play with the
shit corner you taking the piss you disgusting individual and then we have
a fucking blaze karamba bro take the hello kitty one which combo should I buy
One, two, three, four, five, three.
Which one is better?
Yo, is this a slash knife glove combo?
One, two, uh, one.
Or change the agent, bro.
When you have a Corambit knife, check this out.
You have to listen to me for this one.
When you have a Corambit, bro,
you see how a lot of the blade is hidden
by this fucking agent, bro.
Get yourself an agent that's naked on the arm.
Get yourself an agent that doesn't have a sleeve like that.
Okay?
There's sleeveless agents and there's sleeved agents.
Okay?
Like, look at this bad boy right here, bro.
Wait.
Where can I see my agents?
Here.
There's daddy right here, bro.
Look at this, bro.
No fucking sleeves.
You can see everything in POV, bro.
The POV, if you don't know what a POV means,
Look it up the POV of this one is fantastical fantastical
Same with this one boom sleepless all my agents are sleepless, bro. You know why you know why what else
What else?
So yeah, go for sleepless, bro and the Krammen in my opinion circumcised agent. Yeah, exactly exactly
You should always bro one month before the trade-up update traded for a black pearl
Why do my emojis look so goofy, bro?
um what is this one month before the trade-up update for black boy is that
good or bad I don't even know bro oh it's really bad one red right here one
red right there one red right there that's crazy bro you fucking lost
thousands I'm sorry my driller WI combo never seen before yeah not bad all
Is that it? I think that's it.
Gold?
It's very good.
Let's see, M9 is very good.
But it's not a rust code.
It's German.
Come on.
Yes, but the edge is also master.
Come on.
Show us the tip.
Only the tip, only the tip!
Now in the middle of the butterfly!
Wooo!
Hold on a second.
What is that?
It's not a butterfly, it's a Nawaja? No.
it's not enough for a butterfly and butterfly
it's not a black pearl
don't tell me it's a m9 doppler or m9 black pearl
what?
black pearl max win
yes
yes man
who's jealous bro, he's wearing the Gucci cap
wearing the Gucci cap bro he doesn't need this money we do but he he got lucky
and you did not how do you feel about that
shh shh
poor black pearl mother fuck
he's wearing an M9 Doppler on his fucking head right now bro and he just unboxed another one
life ain't fair look at his knives look at his knives
what is this what is this
Gabyn give us a gold give us a gold not those type of guys bro please new
combo we have a fucking skeleton knife crimson no not bad I was let's get into
the nitty-gritty let's get into the fucking sad news of the day I'm not
gonna lie when I saw this it made me want to cry it made me want to cry
three two one
CS2 from the official account tweeted this yesterday, beginning March 16th, that's in a week, players
in Germany will have an x-ray scanner tab in their inventory.
For those players, containers can only be opened with x-ray scanners, the x-ray scanner
will be a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
No more cases, no more gold gold gold sliding it in into my inventory now.
No more, no more rap baits.
No more, no more blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue,
gold.
Only X-ray.
Germany.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you're saying, yo, check.
This affects my account, bro.
This affects my account.
I cannot open cases anymore, starting March 16th.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
correct me if i'm wrong
chat
make a new one i do not want to get banned i don't know if i'm allowed to go
vpn and chat
i'm not going to lie
i'm not going to like if
i don't think you can do it as a streamer i'm not going to lie i don't
want to risk my account being banned
um...
chat
what is the play here
what is the play
this this
I may have to move, I may have to move because what keeps me alive or what keeps me in check
is at the start of every stream busting open one or two cases bro.
I don't even, I don't even know life cases anymore.
You know that Chad, you know that.
I've become a good boy when it comes to this.
I've adjusted my habits of opening cases.
It used to be thousands every year.
Now it's tens and hundreds every year.
I'm not that same person anymore.
And now this does feel like a shot in the foot though, because it is like, imagine you were
hella addicted to cigarettes, and then you stopped smoking a fucking nashachtel every
day.
And then you just smoke one every month, like at a party with your boys, you know, that
was me with cases, bro.
But now they're taking it away completely.
I already looked into it.
I could move to America, India, Switzerland.
Those are the options.
If I move, I think I would be allowed still to open cases.
It doesn't matter where you're from, like born, it matters where you're living, right?
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Switzerland?
Bro, like, get ready to flip some burgers.
Yo, guys, like, what are you talking about?
Only right now.
Okay.
Yo.
The worst has fallen.
Oh my owner is never moving back to Germany. Yo, bro, I'm affected by this shit. What are you talking about, bro?
Even if I live in the Netherlands and the Netherlands is completely fucking cooked
But I was still able to open cases because I am German but bro now it's now it's now it's the two now
It's the two now. It's completely GG, bro
Everyone is going down one by one. I knew it x-ray will be everywhere soon
bro
Bro, bro, bro on everything. This is not funny bro. Austria mansion turn on the TV any channel
I mean CS 2.0 extra since released mostly the enemy team uses it though
Chad, what is the play bro? What is the play talk to me bro? Talk to me come to England broth your Nikita
I would not want to move to England, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Contopaz yet in another lens wait, how can you see that?
Yo, who's uploading these gifts recently, bro?
Yo, I love you, bro.
Like, how do you...
I haven't seen it before.
Why can't I see replies on this?
Bro, chat.
It may be chopped, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
It may be chopped.
Mm, great book, by the way.
Great book.
You should all...
We should all read, guys.
Yo, what is this, by the way?
Xtapus.
Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing me out, bro?
What is this?
Yeah, bro.
Are you laughing with me?
If you say yes, there is no laughing on my side.
I'm not joking.
I'm actually a little bit sad, bro.
Because cases, cases are a part of my life, a big, you know, bro, they are a big part
of my life.
You know what I mean?
put the fries in the bag move into one of lums is Vegas is mentions no more
problems does he have mentions like that I may actually move like I'm not
joking bro my goat is washed bro you're this fucking picture who is this guy oh
my god come to Austria the end of an era case openings in Germany just hit a
brick wall time to open TCG booster packs is it Pokemon time is a Pokemon
your time bro no shot bro one pack at the start of the stream oh my god
montez cook 2 yep no more for month either no more cases bro
all the pixel is my dad what that's my dad okay true well said son well said
son he knows who's the fucking goat of gaming bro the Swiss knife of gaming
deadlock warcraft 3 overwatch I dominate WX you see bro WX you see moved to
Denmark isn't it gonna be chopped in Denmark to bro I feel like it is what
else what else big opening before chat so what is the play bro what is the
play again it's gonna get banned wait what is the date again I don't want
look at this also the fact is still following me bro and then they're
releasing updates like this they didn't even message me about this they didn't
say your owner bro like can you take can you talk to your government maybe like
a last strike like else else it's going to be chopped bro none of that none of
that atomic with the 10 you just need to open a banking in another country so
your steam store is registered differently people do it all the time but
is it allowed bro is it allowed like I don't want to get banned for fucking
It's like twisting the system. I don't think it's allowed
Like you know and don't just say yes, bro, and then I end up in jail. You'll go to prison
How would they know where I live if I just say on stream I moved to India or something
And I just changed something in the background of my stream. I just start doing green screen streams
How are they gonna know? How are they gonna know IP?
for PN
March 16th? How soon is that? How soon is that? How do I check my fucking calendar? How do I check my fucking...
How soon is that? Yo, that's my fucking taskbar.
March 16th. So today we have the 7th. One week is 14th.
Seven not nine days
Nine days and I was planning on doing Elm ring on Tuesday, which may take a few days
So so so scrap Monday. I play Batman. I don't stream like I it's already locked with my homies
I've like five days of
What do we do? What do we do? What do we actually do? Like, except us. What is the
best thing to do here, bro? I'm calling except us, bro. Except us is sometimes clever, bro.
Sometimes, not always. No, Joe actually move out. A thousand cases. Except us. What
What the fuck do I do? March 16th. Three days, one thousand cases each day, boom, three thousand
case openings.
My goodness.
Your last chance to get back to back gold.
Yo, bro, stop. I don't want to let cases go, bro. It's no way to talk to the government
and make them re-rule their opinion or something. Also, why Germany, bro? Why Germany?
How does Germany even know about the cases, bro?
A government, you know, they are figuring out, the old people in politics are figuring
out how the internet works, so they are figuring out the gambas stuff online and all of those
things.
Oh, Germany out of all places, and they're the most un-placed, I swear, everything is
still in paper, bro, like taxes, like everything is still in paper, how are they ahead
of the game?
Yeah, yeah, the zoomers are getting into politics, they're actually, you know...
Wait, X-ray, X-ray, X-ray, X-ray, X-ray, X-ray.
Does X-ray include stickers?
No, I don't think so.
Hey, yeah, yeah, you're done with Zell now, it's for sure, it was.
Why wouldn't it?
I'm not locked, I can open normally.
Wait, but normal case, I lock for you?
No, I'll continue opening cases normally. It does not affect me.
No, but you said the sticker one, like you said for you it doesn't affect. So cases for you is already affected?
No. Just scrape everything.
What the fuck? Yo, bro, you need a coffee, bro. Alright, I'll call you another time. What the hell, Lee?
Yo, I'm on my delivery to coffee today, buddy.
Yeah, okay, clearly there may be caffeine free.
Ah, bro, cheers, bro, cheers. Cheers for nothing.
get those cases ready buddy get those yo stop I peaceful of you bye bye bye bye
bye bye this guy bro oh my god Chad what do I do what do I do I actually do
what do I actually do our fucking capsules effect that I have no idea
also let me check the fucking blog post if there is one these motherfuckers
x-ray scanner boom this is the fucking FAQ come to America I scanned a
container and is no longer my inventory blah blah blah blah can I scan souvenir
packages yes souvenir packages are containers and like other containers
they are consumed when scanned can only be scanned once wait so it is can I
scan multiple conners if they're different types not only one content of
any kind sticker capsules souvenir packages it's everything bro no more
That sound I will not hear anymore, bro. Oh my God.
The thing is, bro, what if I want to become like addicted again at some point? What if
I want to open a thousand cases? I just can't. It's GG forever. Like they're not
going to rework it. They introduced it in France a fucking five years ago. They
They still have it.
Chad, if you don't know what this means for the cases, I'll show you right now, okay?
Watch this, bro.
This is, this is, this is how, the only way how I can open cases, starting in seven days.
And everybody else who lives in Germany, you will be cooked.
We are in the same boat.
Watch this.
X-ray openings.
Yes.
Look.
This is it, bro.
And tell me if this looks as much fun as opening a case.
Dreams are not in my case, could be Butterflynaf Emeralds, oh and it shows you the scanner.
You scanner, then careful radiation.
Yo.
Yo guys, I'm not paying for euros for this goofy shit ass fucking scan bullshit, bro
What am I looking at can they at least make it like somewhat nice
They put an insta filter and then a fucking reveal or like
Edge the scan
I can't edge for the luck cases, bro
bro. Wait, etch the scan. Etch the scan. Imagine bro, like you start here with a console right?
Then you go slowly down. No, no, no. No, no, no. Doesn't make a different sound when you scan it?
I actually don't know. Wait, let's hear it. Let's hear it. Does it sound like a blue?
The same sound. You also get audio deprivation. Oh my, is this going to be the only way optional
first time chatter? Bro, it's too weak and out. Right now they're only going to add
it to what's Germany, aka my country though. Why can't I see myself? Can you sell the
right after you scan it haha youtube chat youtube chat no you can't bro it's
not like you're getting in for like it's not like I will have an infinite
money glitch bro like this is only bad bro all good all good will I be addicted
to cases still no because I won't see the gold rolling in like well let me see
what it looks like to get a gold let me see if it hits the same x-ray
That's a scam.
Where is it?
Here.
Not including Blue Gems, the Butterfly Emerald is about one of the best things you can unbox from a case.
I mean, they have legit cost over 13 grand.
And this is what...
Not anymore.
...it looks like to unbox it in-game with X-Ray.
Lega, Lega, Lega, la tête de ma mère! La tête de ma mère! La tête de ma mère!
Yo! He did not have money!
For the fucking key he stamped the case and then he bought the key for 220
Imagine your like payment gets banned or something bro because you know what I mean bro, and then you can't check this out
And shit it's not an infinite money glitch it's not like you get a case for free the way it works
The first time you scan you scan
Correct me from wrong the first time you scan a case you have to buy an x-ray package scanner or something right and that's like a one-time charge
You get a p250 x-ray for free. I think correct me if I'm wrong something like that
I don't know but you don't get a case for free you don't get a case for free
So yeah, that's not like there's not a way to trick it. Why don't they just make it an 18 plus verification because then they would lose
even more money or
Which of course they should but yeah try it. Hey, hey March March 16th. I will be able to try it
Whether I want to or not. Oh my god. I won't be able to try it. I will only be able to do it. Oh my god, bro
Now mods any links any links or chat any links any like funny links or something invite a French person
Yo, wait, is there somebody who can write now x-ray scan something?
and screenshot x-ray scan
Do you have any Frenchies in the chat?
I want to see how it looks nowadays because, again, Valve is now introducing it to more
countries.
I could see there being maybe an update to the animation, you know, of the X-ray scan.
All the videos that we just saw, they are literally from years ago.
Mottz, can you scout who has X-ray scan?
Yo, join the Discord boys and put on your screen, and Mott will drag someone in
who has it.
Mottz, drag someone in who has it, okay?
Once you found someone cozy cozy cozy cozy cozy cozy I
Ww I need I need to see one x-ray scam real quick. I come into blast Rotterdam. I think so I think so
All right, let me see what were the links bro. What were the links?
Okay, any links any links send them away send them away. What is this?
Okay any actual links any actual links
Okay, I thought you live in the Netherlands. Yes, but my whole account everything. It's always been German bro because you know
I am German
Okay, bro, you're okay if I just one more little that was back to back bro. Stop it
Someone linked fucking what is it someone linked emo Scout 24 bro, you can find fucking apartments, bro
I'm not gonna move immediately, bro. I'm not gonna move you immediately. What is this?
resident evil chat I don't think I should play this or I didn't play any of the
other ones
play this or no I would rather want to do other stuff bro like we have a lot of
shit to do you know but when there's some chat rather Elven ring randomizer
with Cajun on Tuesday or a or a Requiem like no shop roll a fucking
Elden Ring randomizer is fucking peak that is peak breaking news about cases. Let me see
Yo, yo, yo nuts nuts nuts. What are these links bro? What are these links Sally?
Send me the send me the clip to send me the clip to send me the clip to
Yeah, I'm not going back bro clip to real quick clip to boys if you have any links, bro
Any any links any clips? I also want to see what Jinx is at yesterday and CS
If you like if he's learning or not I'd boom the queue is
Now open now it is open
First link is a Rick roll. We have your bully teasers. You called your good boy ASMR
Guys, what are these links, bro? I good boy?
Quite a few long bridges to be honest to mount multiple comebacks so far in this
Who is this guy quite a few long bridges to be honest to mount multiple comebacks so far in this
I don't know which player that is but he looks fun
What is this
What?
What the fuck?
Bro has an expensive fast gaming headset
and fucking set up and has no door handle
Bro buy a new door or no?
Come on man
What is this?
Never done wait
Chat
We can also play danger zone bro
you
country's well right now tilting anybody that's on me what the fuck
guys can you say it yourself like just take your phone nice to me I like
please all right yo check the drinks he plays yes yesterday or no yo quick
the what are these clips yo the GenC place is just gonna boost me please I
need some fast I want to see it if you if you learned faster faster faster
no yo I'm refreshing the queue right now right now please right now please
fucking Christ if you see this bug here we go
yo guys am I looking good in game in game in game oh that ain't GenC bro that
ain't GenC bro that's GenC plus 100kg and Turkish bro I look like that I roll
where's GenC bro? I wanna see if we got better. It doesn't look good on a pixel that I caught bro
fucking Astro shit. Astro shit? Learn how to speak first. Let's see this.
This guy just opened a- He just opened a fucking case in mid clutch.
Guys, there was a minute and a half man. I can't wait to X-ray scan open a case in mid clutch.
Bro, like nah bro, actually not funny bro, actually.
Mech turn heat all right. I got shot nice
Should I tell you what we're doing today what
What challenge I want to do with with Junko?
Let me know this WL
Wait, sometimes I feel bad hyping something up because it may not work and it may not be cool, you know
No, I'll not even say it and we have nothing planned. I'll not even say hey yo
Are you saying why are you pre-ailing bro? Why are you pre-ailing? I think it's a decent idea, but it's nothing special
What is this no no by the rage bed goat? What is this?
People would love them but it at least about game so big trouble no more
rip a mainstream pixel career
Yo mainstream pixel bro
We're both washed now. You can't open any more cases. Me, no more FPL and CSGO.
Let's just stick to re-streaming events until they cook us with that.
I mean, they cook you with that. I don't even do that.
But you, you still got a chance to re-stream events.
So, bro, we move to Malta, bro.
Move to Malta.
Tell me golden Malta no no no fuck
No, bro, no, bro, I don't want to move I don't want to move to I don't want to move to Malta
Do I look like I want to move to Malta when I was in Malta was fucking 50 degrees
I was fucking melting like a white piece of chocolate. I'm not joking
my fucking muscles my weight they can't handle the heat they can't handle the
heat they could not do that nah bro how now bro I don't know how normally does
it wait I'll hold on a second how the fuck does I normally do it bro guys now
type 1 a fucking massive heat is actually cancer bro I could not I could
not cope with that what is this what do you eat box do you eat but wait so
Did Janksy play yesterday or not? I don't see a single clip.
Wow, Roblox!
Bro, I don't understand this game, bro.
Hey, bro, are you stealing your stuff?
Dude, Roblox.
Bro, you see, I'm a real one, bro. I just stopped you.
Stopped him.
You're those kids, bro.
No, Chet, you know why I hate Roblox now, though?
I can't talk with the kids anymore.
They made an update, bro. They made an update.
Now you can only talk with people your age, bro.
Which means, which means
My ass is talking to nobody bro
Because no one is fucking 30 in this fucking game bro
And don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't think this is weird bro
Like it's, it's, it's, it's
Wait
Oh
Wait
I got two rounds in UNT
All sounds
I'm gonna go back
Wait he's close though
Okay now I see your bag now I see your bad work. Okay. I can get one more for sure
Yo, let's push you let them win around bro Loki. I think he may
I'm going to keep all the bullets in the exact same spot, ready?
Jesus.
Trishy, show me your, show me your report.
Oh, huh!
Yo.
Huh?
Check.
Yo, check.
Squishy is a Rocket League world champion, bro.
And this is what a spray looks like.
What's your excuse?
Bro, what?
Watch this, bro.
Watch this.
Bro, you know that I play this game, bro.
You know that I play this game.
Let me show you.
So squishy, right? That's a guy who's fucking main game is Rocket League
Let me show you what it looks like of a guy which means this game is fucking this game right here, bro
Can you see
Around this around this ranch, right?
Easy
Why do I have infinite bullets?
Bro, I swear that was clean.
Why do I have infinite bullets, bro?
Yo bro, why does my AK have 100 bullets?
But watch this, only 30, only 30, look.
Okay, listen, listen, watch this, watch this.
One tap, that would have fit.
You see what I mean, bro? You see what I mean?
Come on, come on.
Alright, bro, I don't really spray, bro. I don't really spray.
All I do is one tap. All I do is one tap.
All I need is a deagle and an AK,
and 10 bullets in my AK would even be enough, bro.
For me, it's not even an advantage.
Not even an advantage. I'm not joking.
I'm not joking, bro.
Any more clips or no?
Goodbye, Sears Girl. Stop.
There's just something about the hit registry.
Like, it even looks faster, no?
I'm not sleeping
400 FPS
I was fucking diffie at that game. I'm not even joking the shots the way they were connecting is just your what are these clips, bro
Stop linking crazy shit
What's this highlight of mine
And
AK it's always a hatch on one
Yes, it's golden. Oh, wow. Who's that coach? He knows everything what it go holy shit. I didn't know that
Not any range your Z-Bowl Rosie bow. Okay on a fucking imaginary map where it's a million fucking miles
Ohhhh!
You feel that?
He feels it!
Come on!
Bro once, no no no.
I want once, once because so far he hasn't played a game game right?
Imagine once he's in a fucking 1v3
Jinx here on a deagle right?
It's fucking 4 spy enemy team at full buy
Team at watch rolling
And then Jinx in a 1v3 right?
Bomb is planted, Jinx here has to retake
throws the perfect pop flash and then goes in with the deal one guy on the left
one guy on the left bench one guy on the right and one guy is hiding in tunnels
bro Jinxie goes in isolates the one we won't do it perfectly boom hatch it on
the guy on the left then fucking perfectly jiggle peeks for information
the second guy and then suck on the strafe perfect strafe and then the last
guy in tunnels he fucking taps the bomb the guy like a fucking clanker is
like oh my god he's diffusing he's diffusing pros never fake Jinxie BAM
HAT SHOT DONE!
I'm not joking, bro, I'm not joking.
Zuban, Richette, what did Sally say?
What did Sally say?
Nah bro, once he has that, French guy, ready, can I move him?
Yes! W Mots, I forgot about that.
I forgot about that.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Salut!
Well, well, well.
Yeah, sorry, I just want to say I'm a bit stressed. It's not it's the first time I'm in front of 21
thousand viewers so
Oh, hey, you're good. You're good. Just don't say anything weird or else it will be will be used against
I mean everything like imagine you right now all the sudden your brain it stops mouth func like your brain malfunctions
You fucking slip out you say a crazy word that may or may you may or you may not even say it off stream
But just it like slips out because in the heat of the moment like it kind of like to rats
And then your whole life changes boom your boss sees the clip you get fired you don't find any other jobs
Don't be stressed don't say the don't say the J word like this bro like you some people in the chat. Yeah, don't say it oh
Oh, you mean okay now I get it. I get it. Yeah, how baby. Can I see how the x-ray looks in 2026?
Yeah, I prepared some I'm not a big opener. I'm more like a collection now, you know
Hey, you're not an opener in the first place, bro. You're fucking scanner, bro. You're fucking scanner, bro
You know I open sometimes with this channel, but I'm gonna show you my screen. Let's see a bro
I appreciate you by the way for doing this. Let's see. Yeah, no problem
I watch your stream since a pretty long time
Actually, and I just want to say I just want to say we have the same gloves and that probably the best
Wait, show me show me show me show me. No way you have Max, right?
No, I was talking about the Kings next border. Oh, I gotta reocup those. I don't know why I have that shit equipped
Okay, but I was going to talk about the life. They are nice. They are nice things. They are nice. Okay, so tell me
Tell me what you want to see?
A case would be nice the kilowatt case I can hide screen so your address doesn't get leaked bro. I'm hiding right now
Oh, you have ready?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back,
back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, yeah, oh, because I thought, wait, wait,
wait, I forgot how it works. So your information doesn't even pop up yet, right? Only once
Yeah, it pops when you, when you see the item and you
decide whether you want to buy it or not. Okay, okay, so
If you want to buy, if you want to hide, sorry, you need to hide,
I can show the item, I can scan it, and then if I want to buy it
I need to pay two euros 35 and then you have to show it to check check
All right, so let's open this table. Let's see extra scanning at 2026 everyone living in Germany
You will join the French like this individual no more opening cases. No more cold cold cold only scanning ready ready
Okay, right red red red. We want we are the AK. I want a key factor in a k or gold a k or gold
Come on a k a k a k
So here you claim you know
I don't care bro my my address is like a
I have a false address bro
Oh my god, yo bro, yo bro, you just scared me. I'm not joking. Oh my god, you just scared me
Okay, so here you pay you pay now and then
Like I'm not going to claim it
I'm going to close, and I'm going to check the dream nightmares.
So here, you see on the top, you have X-ray scanner.
So you have this item pending.
So until you claim this item, here I claimed it.
It says claim because I paid.
But if I go here, I go on the dream nightmare.
I use X-ray, and it's going to ask me to claim this one.
You know, wait a second my friend, I claim it. Time out, time out, time out, time out.
I can only imagine right now because sometimes when I do an opening I do a lot.
Like if I want to open a thousand cases call me nuts. I always have to buy the single item, check out, like hide my fucking address
and then press claim before I can open the next.
Yeah, it's the loophole that Valve found, so you open and you cannot open again if you haven't paid the previous item.
So in regards of the law, you always know what you pay for, because that's the gambling part, you know?
like what what what like what the the justice doesn't like is that you you
pay without knowing what you're gonna get so okay you gamble you have a random
item but you pay and then you get the random item you see the random item you
will get if you pay GG GG I'm not hiding screen every five seconds for
every single case I will forget I will slip and then GG like what are you
talking about I can't open case anyone I'm not even joking
I need to pay again and see I do not pay I cancel transaction I go back I think I need
more cases so I want to say hi to all my I want to say hi to all my my French viewers
I know there is not a lot, but hello.
Is there? I don't know, yeah. Who's French in the chat?
Who's French? I feel like there may be some...
Everybody's gonna say, everybody's gonna say, even though...
Yeah, true.
I think there may not be a lot, you know, why, bro?
Because the French, call me nuts, you're special in it.
Most of them don't really speak English,
like, you know, like main language fluent, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I know. I know mainly my accent is pretty strong.
Sometimes when I speak a lot, I lose it a bit, but, you know...
Did you learn your English through the twitch.tv slash on a pixel stream or how did you how do you speak it so perfectly right now blue mine first of course everything's through the stream.
That's my guy.
I didn't I didn't know English before.
Oh, ha.
Okay.
No.
You want to see you want to see a souvenir?
I mean, yes, yeah, let's just souvenir and not change much and sticker and sticker.
Let's just stick our first.
I want to actually not stick souvenir first, whatever you think is more special.
I think Paris is dog shit, you know?
Yeah, but I want to see the scan. I've never seen it with a stick or ever.
Because I'm just imagining how a Cato 14 would look like.
And it's the same, right?
Yeah, maybe if you can trade me a Cato 14 capsule just so we can show the...
You can open the Paris. It's the same animation.
No, I think we need a real test.
I mean for you, it's like what 20 cent
What? Bro, no it ain't bro. No it ain't that shit is 20k. Yeah
Yeah, I saw Salin the I saw Salin the and it's fury just buy him a house
Yeah, you should listen to this guy if you reason I think one of the best streamer
I mean if not the best room on the platform. Oh, huh. He is a great guy. I'm not gonna lie
He's a great guy and when he turns on the stream once in a blue moon his dreams are good. Yes
Let's see, let's see, let's see. He's in the chat right now, W, he says W.
Okay, so Paris is not gonna be, like, you don't have to pay, you need to pay before, like, you know, you buy the capsules, you know?
Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah.
So, I don't even know what's good, I don't think it's good in Paris.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Bro, Timbertapp man, it's in Germany, you're good, you're good.
in america is so fine unless you live in nyc you may be cooked really really soon you may get
better getting sued you're in the lawsuit you're present in the lawsuit nyc lawsuit
to determine i'm not joking our opening is in the lawsuit nyc governor is chewing val for 10
billion dollars pay up i'm happy that i live in germany i heard you i heard you say that you
were completely fucked because you live in germany but you don't live in germany yeah but my
account everything is german in germany and i'm german like it's it's it's it's the i will have
But this, I would have this...
No, no, because I think if your payment card, your bank account is registered in the Netherlands, I think your account will be registered as in the Netherlands.
Perfect! And then I can open no cases!
Your brother wrote...
It's even worse in the Netherlands.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I thought you were in the Netherlands because it was like the parallel I saw.
No, no.
Oh, yeah, you're fucked. I need you need to go to Malta with global. Yo, yo, yo, absolutely not
Let's just souvenir package. Let's just souvenir. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let's just souvenir package
Let's see how this goes. What do we want? We want
Yes, my Loki or imagine
I don't open a lot, but if I get something good while on the stream
imagine hey we're here yes oh yeah yeah you see this message is because I
forgot to redeem the previous sticker you know oh my yo bro I can't mess up in
cases anymore can you see this shit it's like always annoying fucking yeah
here we go come on come on so what we want is to pop up like a big ass
fucking barrel on the left, right?
Yeah, it can be a scout also, no?
I think there is a scout in here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but...
I got this shit way too much.
I think you know what I mean.
No way.
Come on, come on, come on!
You see, I don't open a lot.
I say gold when there is no gold, you know?
Yeah.
I would never be a professional streamer.
Come on.
You don't even imagine the amount of work that Oner pixel does every day
That's back to back my tense by the way just keeping track sorry yeah
Tomorrow two last ones
Okay last one
Bro, this is
This is not even fun, bro. I'm not gonna lie like
I would be way more addicted if I didn't have the scanner.
Then it's good, low-key it's doing it's job.
I have way less money issues now.
That's crazy.
Low-key it should be.
It is a blessing then.
Here we go.
If staying objective, it's a great thing for humanity but...
Yes.
Okay.
OK.
Up, up, up.
MVP.
Up, up, up, long belt GG.
Yeah, well it was nice.
Hey, I appreciate you for joining.
I appreciate you for showing us what it
looks like in 2026, the X-ray scan, and boy.
I mean, I love your stream.
I love you taking the time to welcome me, you know.
Of course, hey, I appreciate you for joining.
No need to thank me.
Are you in the next playoffs? Are you watch partying like EPL playoffs?
Playoffs? Final for sure. Playoffs maybe like quarters. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so now you're only going to do the grand final. Bro, what the fuck are you doing?
Bro, you need to do the quarter final.
Quarter? But it's not even an arena, bro, right?
Quarter final is gonna be... Bro, all the playoffs are in arena, no?
For YPL, I don't think so.
Well, my true opinion is...
Yeah, you have to completely...
No, I think you're wrong, I think you're wrong. YPL never was...
I think you are wrong, bro.
Is it this year different?
I think you are completely chopped, bro. You haven't...
You are completely disconnected from CS, my friend. You need to look in...
Yeah, I am because there's too many tournaments, bro. Like, what? Every single week fucking my time is diverse per minute.
Every single week!
At some point, I can't get excited about it anymore, bro. That's why I'm right now, like, you know, like, play off some hero, but I'm not there for the fucking group stage.
every fucking day hell no I think Donna Donna is sad right now she's go I
think she's going to EPL maybe it's in Stockholm I'll check I'll check because
the goat and I'll check I'll check I appreciate you bro hey nasty book who
Merci beaucoup! Merci! Merci! You need to train your French my friend!
Watch this! Check this out! Come see, come see!
I even speak lingo!
Have a great day my friend!
You too man! Thank you so much! Bye bye! Love love love!
W guy, W French guy!
Fuck man! Now Pro League I'm only doing...
What are we doing for Pro League? In 5 days?
Quarterfinal, let me see, quarterfinal? Good that he mentions it!
Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Mmm for sure grand finals semi-final for sure quarter. I will have to see low key
But yeah, probably playoffs probably playoffs. I boys. Um
How how what do we think of the x-ray? I
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Every time after you open a case you have to fucking confirm it bro
And you have to like check out the key you can't pre-buy keys, bro
You have to check out every single item. That's crazy. I didn't even know that I didn't even know that
I think you I thought you could still go bum bum bum bum bum
Let me open the fucking curtains, bro. I need some fucking sunlight, bro. I need some vitamin D to cheer me up
I'm not gonna learn. I'm not gonna learn
Don't say I'll let why is it already low-key kind of back outside you see? Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
huge L. Yes, yes. It is. I mean, at the end of the day, it is a good thing, right? At the
end of the day, it means less people are getting fucking addicted to the shit, which is a fucking
great thing because cases are rinsing you. And it is a fucking scam, and they're making
billions every single year, but I don't know. It's fine. I didn't really open many cases
anyways, right? But then again, like the fact that the option to do it is going away,
That's just that's just I don't know it feels feels weird boys. I want to do one thing real quick. I want to do one thing
Think real quick. All right
Listen to me. I
Saw all fucking streamers
Write down their top 10 games
But some of those guys are not even gamers well, you know me. I'm a fucking gamer
Well, check this out check this out my top 10 list of the best video games of all time top 10 games of all time
Watch this. So I haven't played all games in this earth, of course, but my list consists of
Numero uno the game that is my childhood the game that I have the most hours in
The game that brought me joy the game that brought me sadness a roller coaster of emotions and that's what it should be
Hi
I
Was getting ptsd was shaking a second monitor. What is it wrong? Yo, I appreciate the red
I appreciate the fucking red your high-rise bro. Have us. Have us. I have something
Oh, I have a little naughty challenge today
Maybe from mr. Junko, but it's nothing too special. It's something small something small
You can also join in it like as one of the enemies
I appreciate the red bro. I appreciate the red. I've been shut for hi vice, bro
We're right now doing list of top 10 games.
Oh no, now I'm gonna get even more shit.
But my numero uno game, it has to be bro,
I played it the most, it showed me the most love,
I showed it the most love.
It's my childhood, it's my fucking adulthood.
CS,
CSGO.
CSGO, I have not played 1.6, I have not played Source,
I started with CSGO, why?
Because my boys in high school were like,
yo bro, we played other games before and they were like,
Yo, bro, it's time to play some CS go. I fucking bought it on steam and
And we hopped in and since then it's all history
Since then it is all history got addicted to skins early not because of the cases
But because of next skillet because of tea with milk and sugar. I got addicted to patterns. I was binge watching fucking skins videos
That's my charter, bro fucking browsing skins every day looking up fucking rare patterns. I'm not joking, bro
Every single day after school. I was just looking 12 hours fucking patterns. I'm not joking
then on my list then on my list again for me and my list bro it's going to be
games that fucking did something to me that I remember for the rest of my life
one of those games bro again I don't know if it's number two the top it's kind
of like I don't know Elden ring bro not chat if you didn't play this game you
can't speak if you didn't play this game you can't speak this game I thought
that only games can like do something to you in your childhood, right? Why? Because then you're
really impressionable. We all remember playing something like Gothic or Skyrim or fucking
Oblivion when we were young and the feeling was immaculate, right? Going into a cave, you don't
know what it is. But Eln Ring did that to me when I was when I was fucking uncle already.
Like I felt like a kid playing this game, bro. You know what I mean? Holy shit.
What a sexy ass fucking game. You got it all. You got the multiplayer, you got the fucking
modding ability you got the fucking perfect single-player play through
Elden Ring, Mother Suck and Godet bro probably one of the best games ever
released period won't change I don't think this list will change much in the
past ten years then number three is a weird one bro number three is a weird one
bro for me personally one game that changed me bro where I was so addicted
to as a kid when after school I played this game this was right before CSGO this was when I was younger
and this is a game that a lot of you guys don't even know bro this is this is just a me pick this
is just me just me urban terror bro who are ban terror is my childhood game bro together with
the pokemons together with the call of duty is all ban terror chat it has quake movement this
is my childhood game bro this is one of my this is one of the games where I cry when I
when I look at gameplay bro, I'm not joking bro, I'm not joking.
Chad you don't understand, you're wearing out the-
I'll play this to another video.
This one is Urban Territory multiplayer in 2024.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
So be sure to give it a go and see if there's anyone online.
No!
Let's take a look.
Alright, here we go.
So you say the rest here.
Chad, I was so invested I joined the clan and shit, bro.
I was fucking admin on some servers
and I was hella admin abusing, bro.
Oh my God, don't tell him.
What the hell's going on?
Look at this.
You had zombie mode.
the best fucking movement no no no look at this bro we want to have a movement
you don't understand you don't understand you don't understand bro you have
these maps that are like just look at the movement because you can wall jump
and it's also quick movement so it's really strange with everything
no bro you have no idea! you have no idea! no no no no no no no!
I even make tutorials in this game who remembers bro? at some point bro one guy
he was like digging out my past and I watched the video and it fucking
struck me like a missile when he was showing the video that I released
fucking 20 years ago when I was young. What was that account called chat it was
not showing banana? what one is it? i remix? is it what is it called it's
It's it's it's a joint banana. I don't think it's it's game overs
Yo, yo, yo
Wait who can find it who can find it who can find it?
Shice I can't find it like this
Someone sent me the link please bro. It's my account, bro. Oh wait. Don't hack that account. Wait. Hold on a second
I mean, I don't even know the password anything
I'll show you that in a second when someone found it
But yeah, Ubuntu for me has to be on the list. It has to be wrong
We all have our childhood game. We all have our childhood game then
We all have our childhood game, bro. You know which changed you
Send me the link except us number four number four
What has to be in the list what has to be in the list is Minecraft? I'm sorry, bro
It's one of the best games made ever. Yeah, check this out
This is me
Why am I playing this public
Why am I playlist public
This was hard back in the day bro!
Yo go browse my playlist bro, I swear.
I was like 10.
I was like what is this playlist?
Star Wars nipple mix.
Good morning.
Oh my god bro, hell no.
Oh hell no.
You know why, yo bro?
I was so clueless, bro.
Dude, I was like 10 years old, bro.
My favorites.
Oh hell no.
Wait.
The problem is I can't even hide these anymore because I don't know the password to my account.
Movies in minutes.
Smosh.
Nah.
Out of 4 games.
This video is not a pure entertainment.
It's ma-
What the fuck?
I am your father.
Yeah, it was.
Fuck.
Yo, I don't know what to say, bro.
I was like fucking 10 years old, bro.
else what else what oh my god chat eyeball are look at this who remembers
this video bro
This video was too hard, bro!
Striker
Yeah, who hasn't seen this bro because look what cringe is this nah, bro
You you must be like ten years old look at this look at this look at this bro again, bro
I made a fucking YouTube channel for this fucking game, bro. Wait. Where is it game over spoon?
Look at this look at this bro. I made tutorials, bro. How to change your color. I
Remember chat
I was looking up like intro templates and I could only use Kamtasia the free version
bro on a chopped ass laptop because I didn't have money and bro I didn't know how to get
the FPS up but I could only export it in like this.
Does it say my name?
No.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
NOOOO
HAHAHAHAHA
And the song should have the song
BYE JOIN BANANA
Bro
From my best friend
in high school bro
The big bro, he had a big brother
and he was listening to this song bro
And I put it in there
I like the song bro, it was cool
because he thought it was cool
Oh man
This is Swiss clean Chris W. Sorry look at this one
Check how to get a fast knife you have to go nice down to zero look at this
You have to glitch it out
You still hold it and then you can press fucking scroll wheel bomb yet infinite. Why is the script because for zombie mode on zombie mode
You only as a zombie has a knife have a knife and if you don't have the fast knife then you're chopped then you're chopped
How is it doing it in German bro? Am I stupid like no Germans were playing this game, bro only English people
bro
Not good times the start of his knife addiction
What are you guys strolling my ten-year-old ass, bro?
Imagine telling this guy that he would be spending thousands of dollars on virtual game
skins and this whole employment would be based around him?
No.
Thank you for the tutorial.
Thank you so much for the tutorial, it helped me so much.
These are all comments from you guys after somebody exposed this account, bro.
I had like ten views before that.
No one was watching.
Actually, no.
I had like 500, I think.
I had some, I had some fucking cloud bro, I had some cloud.
Oh man.
Good watch mark.
Thanks again.
This guy waits now.
No, I don't bro.
Oh my God.
That is funny.
But now Oman Taro for me has to be on the list.
Minecraft has to be on the list.
Number five.
Let's wrap this up.
Um, Call of Duty has to be on there.
Why?
Because I played a lot of it in high school, bro.
And it was one of those games that fucking that they got me excited after
school to fucking turn on the playstation bro I'm not gonna lie so it has to be in
the room what is the best call of duty in that I got to experience it always
depends when you're in that era right that one of the New York call of duty
could be the best one ever but we just don't know because we don't have the
friend group the times are different there's she does now blah blah blah blah
but we all remember that OG time and for me it was with my boys either
black ops one or black ops two I would say black ops one I would say
Black Ops 1. I would say Black Ops 1. For me it was Black Ops 1 chat, not Black Ops 2.
Black Ops 2 it already was, you were already a little bit older, you had, you were getting
into the fucking, life became more serious. For me the golden time was Black Ops 1, bro.
I don't know man. Black Ops 2 maybe the slightly better game, but Black Ops 1 for
me has the most insane vibes when I think about it. And also Modern War for One,
which I fucking, which the older brother gave me on a fucking USB stick cracked.
fucking big brother of my best friend he was always cracking games fast bro now
what a goat what a goat um but yeah black ops one then chat I'm also a
battlefield enjoyer what is the greatest battlefield game released during
that time bro that was ahead of its time in my opinion battlefield 3 if I'm
not mistaking let me check if that's true I just have to see this big as
fucking map to know. Six wet six already. Why can't I see any BAB of three clips bro?
Yo, just seeing this artwork gives me goosebumps. I don't know why.
I mean some of you know if you're born in 1998, you know, bro
Remember glitching out of the map on this fucking train, bro
Oh
I literally did this shit don't call me a cheater
Don't call me a cheater
You had that out of operation metro after the patch where they have blocked
This game looks so good this was 13 years ago
You from getting out of the maps with the spawn biggie
You know you had massive maps
You had that out of operation metro with the spawn biggie
And they blocked you from being able to
The overlay clean
But anyway to get out of this map map coming up to be
Look at this
Oh
Such as come back never got banned for it. What are you gonna do?
But yeah, that'll feel three has to be on there though has to be on there
Oh my god, no, but the vehicles everything. Oh my god, did you playing with your boys opening up a squad boys and girls
Number seven and I think this is where my list stops because I hadn't played that many games
But the games that I've played in my opinion were great
One game. Well, wait, okay, of course GTA 5 has to be on it. Why because it was also ahead of its time
Bro GTA 5 we were fucking discussing in school like yo, bro
You can get infinite money like when the game that release bro everyone bought everyone bought it and then in school
You were discussing the missions. We were all kind of making progress at the same time, right? And then you were like discussing
Do you remember chat how you can invest into like stocks in GTA 5 and I remember one of my friends telling me yo
Bro, you can make infinite money go all in on this stock and then do the mission
Which fucks the company over and you and you have infinite money, bro
Not looking up infinite money glitches on fucking YouTube and shit. I
Had to this game now you have the fucking roleplay fucking enterprise
GTA 5 absolutely fucking insane probably above Battlefield 3 of course of course
But yeah place six and seven you could exchange them a little bit next
PUBG is not on the list for me, huh now of course it was as well first big blah blah blah
Fucking change the game. PUBG is not on the no, bro. It's so it's so
Ne I don't vibe with PUBG like that much never play them much either. Um
I had skins though at the fucking founders bundle which was 1k at the start. I think
Guys one game that I don't think any one of you is thinking about right now
but for me
It's one of my favorite games
To ever boot up I
I think you're ready for this
What's it called?
It's to what's it called Chad was it called
Not bad I feel too a stupid battle for all
My god, no Chad, I need an old video. I need an old video. You have no idea
You have no way and not the new one not the new one
Star Wars Battlefront 2, they kind of may be objectively, bro just show me game for
that piece of no-yepen.
What do I remember?
Tee-wee.
These, baby.
It's a beautiful blend of pay-offs, strategy, and fucking Star Wars.
This game!
There's explosions going off all around you, there's constant blasts of fire.
Am I the only one?
There's so many yellow commands, every level has a sense of scale.
The maps are huge, but not...
jetpack on some of the maps and you had this rocket launcher bro on some
carrot us I don't even know anymore but I played it so much as a kid job is just
chilling out and then once you became a Jedi if you look behind bro you can
actually see Han Solo in carbonite I mean that's awesome
yeah you go bar has that problem with the way vehicles were handled and
whenever you're snow map of the maps that force you know this game was
absolutely fucking peak I'm not joking bro I am not joking bro now I have to
put this above battlefield 3 bro I'm not even joking I'm sorry bro your
battle is going down in the next fucking Star Wars Battlefront 2 when was
this release bro I have to clarify the old one bro did they re-release it or
something did they re-release it Battlefront 2 17 yeah that ain't the
one that I'm talking about right? When was it? Old school. 2005! Chad, is the new one
any good? Is the new one any good? Yes? I've never played there bro, probably I
should, probably I should. But no way it's better than the OG one right? The
The OG1 was crazy!
And then what else? I don't know if I want to put anything else on this list.
There are some games that I loved.
Of course, some of the RPG games. I was a big RPG enjoyer, bro.
Dragon Zang.
Fucking.
Dragon's Dogma, I remember playing on a PlayStation, which was absolute cinema.
Fucking Gothic 3, which was absolute cinema.
Fucking Oblivion, which was absolute cinema.
Those games, bro,
those were also fucking nuts.
But I don't know if I want to put any of them on the list, you know.
Is that it, bro? Is that it?
Dark and darker? No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, of course, it has to be a Pokemon one.
There has to be a Pokemon one, bro.
A boff, a boff.
Hmm.
A boff GTA for me.
Pokemon, the question is for me, it's between Emeralds and Diamond
or Platinum, whichever one you played.
I think Emerald is for me above, though.
I think emerald is for me above.
Pokemon emerald absolute fucking go to bro.
It's expensive now, bro.
I tried rebuying for the nostalgia vibes.
If you buy the fucking cartridge emerald,
people are reselling it for like hundreds of bucks.
They're reselling it for like hundreds.
I remember going chat to a fucking pokemon event at a McDonald's.
Don't say of course it would happen to be a McDonald's.
And if you went there, you got a three shiny mu.
I'm not joking bro. I told my mom we have to go there.
It was fucking like a three hour car drive to go to go to the McDonald's
And then there was like a Pokemon stand with like a girl which connected your game boy, and she gave you a fucking shiny me
I'm not joking. I'm not joking, bro. That was fucking sick
But yeah Pokemon Emerald bro for sure. Ah, that's my list WL this boys WL list
I'm not forgetting something
Pokemon battlefield Call of Duty
Could Roblox be on here could Roblox be on here
Dark Souls, that includes from the Elm Ring bro.
Dark Souls 3 I wouldn't put above Elm Ring, not even close.
I'm sorry.
Clash of Clads, nah.
Fortnite?
It doesn't feel right to put Fortnite on it.
Am I the only one?
It doesn't feel right to put Fortnite on it bro.
Like I'm not a Fortnite kid bro,
Like I can understand if you put it now for you probably some of you guys who are like now 18 for you fortnight is
It's what for me black ops one is you know
It's just it's just not my time where redemption to I never played
Never played already are to after specify that why because people always say it's one of the greatest games ever released
So yeah, boom, that's my list. That is my list. That is my list
I don't know why I did that. It's not even gonna be a YouTube video or anything.
Alright, don't question my view, bro.
Alright, easy. Mario Kart?
Mario Kart?
No. I don't fuck with Mario Kart that much.
I'm sorry, bro.
Like, yeah, we all played on Nintendo DS, bam, bam, bam.
Fucking sliding with the fucking Arches.
Nah, bro, nah.
I was grinding a lot of Super Smash Bros. bro, on the Wii at my friend's place
when it comes to Nintendo games.
games oh my god nearly and fucking what is it mario bros nintendo ds bro i
swear chat the fucking multiplayer of this one was absolutely insane your
western nintendo ds nintendo ds is it this one it was where you had to fight
bro the multiplayer of this game was so underrated bro if you know you know
bro just battling your friend in a moment oh my god it was so much fun it
was so much fun if you know you know if you know you know Valorant Valorant is
not gonna be on my list hell nah what is your favorite game bro what will be
for you number one you can say see is go what will be for you number one
VR chat kill me terraria hell no TF2 damn that's based I can see that bro
Just fucking grinding that when you were younger, bro
pop G
Yeah, yeah, yeah clash of clans brawls addicted to clash of clans don't get me wrong
But it's not the game that you that you like that changed your life. You know what I mean
Whereas Elm ring is CS go is woman terror is minecraft is
10,000 bitties are you fucking taking the piss
The Celestial bro. 10,000 bits saying play cyberpunk. Is that your number one game Celestial?
I've never played cyberpunk. Ever. Ever. And this is why we're doing Elm Ring on Tuesday by the way as well bro
because it is one of the greatest games of all time. I could play that game every single day bro.
Once I was finished with fucking NG plus 5 or whatever, like after replaying the game five times
with different builds, I was fucking getting addicted to the multiplayer. I'm not even joking.
I got into PvP that fucking game, bro. Thank you, Mr. Celestia for the fucking 10,000 biddies on the titties
I appreciate that hot fucking check. Oh, that's in the check. That's in the check, bro. Thank you, G
But I've never played cyberpunk never never played rocket league our boys. What is next?
What did I want to do today we have Jinxie coming up we're gonna do some shit with Jinxie later today later today
right now what am I forgetting right now wait wait wait what we could do right now is play
danger zone and see us to there's like a somebody made a custom mod which is kind of interesting
um but wait what am I forgetting I want to do something uh what did I want to do
Mots, help me out. Case opening? Stop, bro. I'm not playing Requiem.
Fuck, I'm standing on the hose right now. I could play Premiere, of course. We can always do that,
but oh hell no. Mots, what am I forgetting about right now? Let me check.
Jinxie thing? Arc Raiders? No, not right now. Deadlock? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
not right now, not right now, not right now, not right now. Roblox? No, Bomken? No, no.
Do we just do one game of Danger Zone, boys? A quick one? Because it's something
that I wanted to do for a-
AHHHHHH
Oh my god I forgot I forgot I almost forgot I almost forgot
We have to do something first real quick boys
We have to do something first real quick
Who loves getting CS2 updates?
2B2T? Boys we may be doing some 2B2T soon bro
Who knows who this is bro?
It says one message
Boys and girls I reached out to my Goldfit MC this morning
Saying like yo Habibi
I'm feeling some 2B2T
some some fucking bassy voice of greatness in my fucking ears. So yeah
we're gonna we're gonna probably go a little bit of a 2b2t exploration
again soon yeah you can be excited for that bro that's always a vibe bro fit
one of the nicest people on earth I swear I swear I'm super hyped for that
but yeah what we have to do first what we have to do first real quick real
quick boys and girls yesterday counter strike didn't just tweet out the
fucking bad news of cases getting banned in Germany, but also this right here.
If you weren't there, let me explain it for you.
Check this out.
CS2 posted around half, oh sorry, no, just two months ago, um, submissions for call to
arms.reitems will be accepted until Friday, March 13th.
If you look at the calendar, if you look at the calendar right now, it is today,
March already.
Which means in a couple of days this deadline ends.
If you're working on any of the items below, you have 30 days to finalize and submit them
for consideration.
Valve made a shout out saying, hey, we will pay you guys millions if you give us a skin
that we can put into the armory, including, they are asking for.
In arabesque art finished and arabian mythology, they're asking for a spy tech skin when
comes to stay guys are asking for auto racing fruits and vegetables boys and
girls we will be looking real quick at what the community cooked up for those
skins why because this will be decided in a week from now what they will be putting
into your game right now you still have the option to put in your vote to say
hey I want this skin instead of this fucking trash he has fucking anime skin
or whatever alright um we are looking for additional classified pinks covered
Red weapons finishes for both collections blah blah blah. Yo, who's got the link to this, bro?
Who's got the link to this? Also the post yesterday reminded contributors you will have one week to submit
So right now they're fucking pushing down, you know, they're like boom you can get how much weapon finishes 35k sticker 6k charm 6k
That's it. Loki. You're getting robbed if you get a skin and I'm not gonna lie. Let's see how well the designs are
And we got the links on our
Workshop boom
Woblok's limited IT training? We're gonna do some Woblok soon bro.
I just don't know when yet. Counter Strike 2, boom.
Here, look.
They sorted it, called to arms. This is the contest boys and girls.
I want your guys' vote on every single skin.
Valve is always watching. They want to release skins that the community loves.
Why? Because they make a fucking ton of money with that. If you want the skin in the game, type W.
If you don't want to skin in the game type fucking hell. All right. Here we go
Should we start with a rep a rep a rep desk art spy tech fruits and vegetables or to racing?
What do we start with?
I would say we start bottom to top why because the bottom ones are stickers, right?
Like just a quick little look at the stickers
Yeah, let's see stickers first auto racing auto racing has the least amount of fucking uploads
Which means it's kind of easy to get in here
To get a sticker in
Was that on maps I hope I was on maps three two one
Nice I was on maps good comes. All right. Here we go boys and girls here
We go the most upvoted one today
Sometimes this makes sense the like sometimes the browser is also glitched
Yay on a ace driver holo. Do you want this in your armory? Yes or no?
We have a green helmet looking like a power ranger. It scrapes into a skeleton
Which is banned in China so they will get another version and we have the ace cards
Right below the driver
This one is whatever my opinion and again, we will get two skins in a minute
It's also holographic the fucking holo changes a little it's okay
But for me, it doesn't really look like CS that much. I will give it a no
It's just saying no or 50 50 next is this one upgrade glitter
We have Mandarin text on it, which I don't know what the fuck that means bro. I'm a European and as a European
I will vote no is that racist? I don't think so. I don't think so
Next sticker kit
Sorry sticker no kit paper
paper. She also made a holo version because he set paper. Buddy, you should have not made
a non-holo, nor a holo. This is trash. I'm sorry, Mr. Potato. Next. Once again, the theme
is auto racing. What do we have here? We have an artwork advertising his sticker. When
agent jumps into a car. And this is the sticker. It's an Antikula showing the power,
Which is what? The gears? So when you move your skin in game, it changes. And it goes
from power to eco. It's RPM. Oh, sorry. I don't drive car. I have license, but don't drive.
This is how we look in game. The idea is kind of clever. The idea is kind of clever.
I love lenticular sticker designs.
And this one fits, this one hits the spot.
This one hits my spot.
Because it just makes sense for this contest, you know?
Boom.
All right, next.
I think it's sorted, right?
I can just look for good ones.
The fuck is this?
Sticker safety paper.
Ooh.
So we have a fucking cone, which of course,
Now within the update you can apply it onto anything. You can just put cones on top of things.
Is it outer racing style? Check.
Is it nice to apply it for combos? Check.
I don't mind that at all.
Hell yeah.
I can always see some fucking dicksticker crafts coming in bro.
It kinda looks like a condom.
So yeah, I will give this a yes. I will give this a yes.
Wouldn't mind this on my fucking skin.
Nah.
Um, um, arms race and it's, it's, it's, it's two dudes, two dudes moving like a car.
I guess.
I mean, you know, just imagine fucking valve employee.
You have to go through these, bro.
And he sees this, bro.
He's like, what the hell?
Ha.
I mean, hey, I mean, hey, stick us.
getting edgy edgy and edgy by the day he's doing the wheelbarrow yeah chat yay
or nay yay or nay I don't know what to say on this one but I'm not gonna lie
mr. kutch and jet techs art I was thinking about this workplace since the
first time I tried arms and race she's all right chat is approving and I'll
give it a yes I guess damn that is kind of crazy bro all right next how
can I actually see most popular I can't we have one more chicken boost
Mods also scout through at the workshop right now, please and send me the really really cool ones. Okay, just send me the best ones low-key Mods
Send best ones please of new contest because I can't check all two thousand, you know, but you can like go through pages, please
Cussy um, what is this? Is this a islop? We have a cheat. Oh hell no, bro. Yo, bro. This is ass
I'm sorry, but this is probably a is well it has eight views. You why am I seeing only you shit?
Honestly the good shit. I'll see the good shit
Mmm
I'll wait for the moth to find some cool stickers. I'll go I'll go next to some skins. I want to see some skins spy tack
skins
Three two one
Boom now we're talking first thing I see is use ps driller. What the fuck I
Didn't this ain't my skin, right and sign of any of this
USPS Drilla Orange there is a cleaner version of this one chat who knows there
is one that's even better bro Drilla skin CS I think I can find it right now
but there is one crate this one bro look at this one right here this one is
is better look at this bro an actual drill boom what is this yeah exactly
except us except us always a second too late really really nice skin this one is
much better bro um but yeah this one now next Glock chrome Jokai again the
fucking theme is spy tech also let me see if I'm not to change the title no
checking out CS2's newest skins
boom boom boom let me change this real quick and I
One second, boom, boom, check tomorrow we're doing CS 10 man's again by the way, probably.
Type one if you're hyped for that bro.
We're gonna do it, sorry not in CS go, we're gonna do it in CS 2.
Not CS go tomorrow, tomorrow CS 2, how do I change my title on YouTube?
life.
Ah, here, here, here.
My bad, my bad.
Ah, boom.
Um, L, wait, should we do CSGO?
Will Zoll be there?
Of course.
I invited everybody who was there the last time, bro.
It was a fun-ass squad, bro.
And then we added some other people.
We're gonna have 20 people, and then we're gonna have two lobbies, you know what I
mean?
But it's gonna be CSGO, and it's gonna be with WarHack or something.
We're gonna do it.
We're gonna add something spicy, you know?
This skin right here, again, the theme is auto racing.
Do we want this in-game?
Yes or no?
Sassy anime guy. Why is he wearing a fucking belt around his neck? This one is a little too spicy for me
I'm not gonna lie bro like this one is not for me, bro. This one is this one is not for me, bro
I'm sorry, bro the Vtuber glock. Yeah, this one ain't for me right now, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Next
Roaches fucking driller spam
Mots, please put all the good skins in here. All right. Let me see Sally found one
race track foil
your your it's okay I mean what would you use this for you can you can kind of
make your own racetrack I guess like you can connect them right like Carrera
in real life when he's crashing the car stay
no I don't know I'll give it a yes but I don't know man it's not my favorite
Sally, not my favorite yo Sally also skins also skins
another sticker pitbot go lenticula holo
yay or nay
The fucking white hand doing this during this month kind of crazy. I'm not gonna lie
I
Don't know I
Don't like the looks of this one, bro. I don't like the looks of this one. It also looks like AI. No
I'll give it a no. Yo, Sally. She's sending the same guy
Is this your alt account or what?
We have a submission from Xerpas, Cloud Spy Weapons. There's somebody who made a whole collection.
This one, he's trying to get into the Spy Tech Collection, which will be released next week.
Ooh, I like that!
Pigeons are spying on you. The government is spying on you.
on you we have a fucking mp7 pigeon spy and he also made the same skin on a p90
that is fucking clean bro we have fucking wires going across the robotic
pigeon damn that is fucking nice this is reference table we have pigeons of
course we have cameras we have cables we have fucking recordings this guy
maybe onto something bro this guy for sure will make it and will become rich
yes bro sign me up w fucking skim I give the P-19 up for right now really really
clean really really clean I'm not gonna lie next op grid runner she's trying to
get as well into the spy tech case
And a little bit corny, we have a beast in the back, we have a cyber girl in the middle
who's the main hero, I guess, who is the protagonist fighting against the beast in the back.
There's wires coming out to her like it's fucking Matrix, like she's living in a simulation.
Maybe that's why they're trying to go with this.
And it says game in a holographic effect, I assume.
Let me see it in game chat.
Let me see it in game.
looks like in game it's too much it's a little bit too much I think you have to
chill on the fucking fire flames it's too many flames type one if you agree the
scope looks fucking sick though the scope looks fucking sick damn and this is
real you can actually like get this in game but you dial down the flames
Dile down the flames. You still have time bro. You still have time
But the scope is fucking fire, bro. I feel like you may be onto something. It's just not there yet
It's also changing colors. Oh, so the middle says game and then over
That's kind of nice. It has a little in particular effect to it
Hmm yay or nay, I'll check I will give it a yay
I will give it a yay, but I do want to see some toning down bro. I'm not gonna lie right now
It's too much right now. It is too much
next
Ah
Yo Roma, bro, what is this link?
Roma just send me the steam links, please. Oh my fucking god, bro, please what the fuck
Just send me the links, please off the good ones from off the good ones or funny ones or sexy ones
Please the sexy ones, please bro. I know there's some goona skins out there. Next deagle to zip deagle to zip
We have pearl we have mother of pearl on the handle, and we have like a oh
It looks nice in the screenshot
Roma, please please please for real for your own, please
um
It seems nice in the lights. I'm not gonna lie. Look at this fucking handle in the lights
huh I
I kind of fuck with it, Chad. I kind of fuck with it. The royal deal. Yes, bro. Hmm. It's
like a Gungnir without the blue. You know what I mean? A little bit. Chad, I may have
to give this a yes as well. Fuck. Am I being too nice? That is fucking clean. Look
Look at the shine.
I don't think it should be red though.
But it's like a purple or pink.
I'll give it a yes. I'll give it a yes.
Fuck, I have to give some nose brown.
I'm being too nice right now.
Next!
Okay.
Next!
Roma sent in this one.
Mac 10 video cam.
Attention please watch the description before you rate this work.
No, I'm going straight in.
time is money what what what the fuck
how
it it's actually see-through it's a fucking video recorder and it fits the spy tech collection
Does this have a competitive advantage now, right?
No, I don't think so.
Minus 200 FPS Mac 10.
Oh, wait, hold up, you may be onto something.
Bro, that looks illegal.
How did he even do that?
The fucking X-Ray Mac 10.
Recall your highlight, hold the camera steady,
adjust the focus, select the desired zoom.
We are pleased to present you an updated version
of the Mac 10 video cam.
What?
I'm shook
Y'all would hate to play with that though that looks hella fucking
Like way too much. You know what I mean?
4k highlights and it also looks one-to-one like a fucking camera recorder really really clean design, bro
I'm not gonna lie. We have the different plugs. We have the HDR fucking slider
That's fucking cool. I
I have to give that a yes
it will be interesting to see a Valve
would release something like this or if it's too much you know
because then again even if even if
even if like if you release it
everyone will have to be like fine with it right because if somebody uses the
Mac 10 you're in a fucking glizzy
you want to fucking save Mac 10 you have to pick up that fucking skin
you know people can use it in pro play
Glock mode V2.
Mode safe.
Mode fire, okay.
So we have another lenticular effect.
Mmm.
Mmm, no.
No, next.
Not for me, bro.
I'm sorry, Zeta.
Next.
Op, photo gun.
Wait, is this the same shit?
No way, he didn't op.
So it's the fucking cam recorder again looking fucking real good by the way
looking real good and game kinda boring not gonna lie because there's nothing in
the back
looks kinda empty and the middle spot is the recorder
do I like that more?
I don't think so
i know it just shows fucking settings
you know what are these references
uh... mister maker
i will say
i think no right
someone saying good blue skin
i don't know bro now give it a no
i'll give it a no i'm sorry brown sorry not for me
to have to keep up the pace is a lot of skins boom next
all
who killed the chicken your rumor why are you only sending an ops bro are you biased
oh we have a fucking board of trying to figure out uh who the fucking murderer of the chicken was
that's kind of cool bro the idea is nice but how does it look in game in game it kind of looks
mid right like I don't like this in the back like this metal part hmm the idea is nice but
it's kind of ugly bro who killed the chickens also really dark no I like that yeah I give
it a yes just for the idea bro I'm in a good mood today bro it's the weekend but I don't
want to see this in game bro I'm sorry bro don't release that bro don't fucking release
said on the survival and so on or joking next op synthetic it's a pink op it is in
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
anime op digital to the drugs collection you I love the heart in the back I love
this right here that's kind of clean but what is the main up
I
Arcane ask in your bro, did you upload it to the wrong workshop, bro?
I think I think yo bro. I think you took the wrong corner, bro
I think you took the wrong corner, bro. Like this is this is a lot of a Lauren type skin
What the hell well Lauren would eat this up for breakfast. I don't know about CSF
But he's playing on vertical bro. Oh, he's getting me with that low key
Best map in the map pool. We have wires at the top and this skin depicts the AI takeover, right?
This girl right here is in love with a robot with emptiness, with wires. Hmm.
Why does the skin look kind of nice, Dodger? Am I the only one?
the clanker kisser yo are you gonna think different of me if I vote up yes
chat holy shit but these designers seem fucking crazy look at this the bounds
bro now why are they kind of crazy bro honestly what else they did m5 on this
toxic oh my oh my god who are those guys
yo that's fucking insane
Give me that right now. Holy shit. That's fire
Yo, Katsu, bro, you're fucking insane
What else the katsu I do?
Eagle raw
And it's a fucking
Eagle on a eagle
Show me show me in game
I will say I will say nay. I will say nay, bro. I'm too lazy to find the link right now
I'm P90 spiral glitch
P90 spiral glitch iridescent. What does that mean iridescent? It means it has some fucking holographic like
extra to it, right?
Trippy it is trippy
Short to me in game fuck I have two millions open
In game right here oh
I see it has the print stream effect to it aka changes color like that a little bit holo
It is far away enough from the fucking from the print stream collection in my opinion
This is like a purple or pink you are you are I don't mind that bro like a trippy house
I'll give it a yes. Sure. P90s pirate rich. Yes, sir
next
MP9 RC body kit this one is part of the fucking spy tech collection as well we
have a wheel in the middle or this looks fucking goofy bro we have a vice
wheel in the middle just looks ugly in my opinion call me nuts the 3d effect
well done though like this wheel looks fucking realistic bro this also looks
like a valorian skin bro this looks like this fucking wheel starts to spin
and it was about to play a zet song I'm not joking and I'm not trying to get
that right now I'm not gonna lie I'll give it a no bro I'm sorry bro I'm sorry
next block we have this one
ah there it is
Mac 10 wire tap unit spy tag
we have fucking an agent in the middle is spy
with recording fucking things on the left and right lenses
and it is reflecting
We have a fucking hurgerate in the back.
Where he's spying on people.
Yeah, he has maximum vibes.
He's got it all in there.
Yay on there.
I kind of, I don't mind the skin.
I feel like I shouldn't like this, but I do.
Because again, this kind of looks like just he plastered
like all these icons on there.
But it somehow works.
Call me nuts.
This is how it looks in-game in-game.
Yeah, I don't mind this at all.
I'll give it a yay.
Fuck, fuck me.
I'll give it a yay.
Fuck me, I'll give it a yay.
Next.
Mac 10 overclocked green.
So you made multiple versions, but what about this one?
It's a PC.
Huh.
A Mac 10 and the big fucking box is being used as a
case for a watercooled PC.
Huh.
that's kind of fucking clever bro I'm not gonna lie
hold on a second
the effect looks fucking perfect 3D when you hold in an idle
but boys what is this? Oh no
yeah once you inspect it
the fucking optical illusion kind of fades away I'm not gonna lie
um
oh
Did include a video nine? I'm sorry. I may have to give this a no, bro
It's just CS ain't there yet, bro CS ain't there yet. Valois Valois Valois has 3d effects like that next
SSG celestial we have a baddie in the middle with a fucking snake
I like the vibes of this one coming up even though it's super simple
We have like inscribing into fucking metal
with an eagle from the right side and a snake from the left and again the
bat in the middle. I want to see it in game in idle though. I hate people who
make a skin. This goes out to all the skin creators. Not a single screenshot of
the skin held like this in the idle position where you 90% of the time
see the skin in. Bro you don't always have your skin inspected, you don't
always span out. Not one screenshot. How am I supposed to know how this
looks I'll give him a no just for that I'm sorry bro this is pissing me off bro
this is pissing me off bro what is this bro it's like fucking dreamface
really type it like yo guys you're bro are you only showing your skin from the
best fucking side what is this bro we need to see all the fucking sides the
chopped sides the fucking chopped everything bro so it bro I hate when
they do it bro just this or just this you know what I mean show all the
sides bro how am I supposed to judge it I hate that I hate that
Next!
Oh hell, no, don't show me that again!
Next!
One of us, glitter.
We have a banana together with cucumbers inside of it.
This is part of the fruits and vegetable collection
that we will be getting in a week from now.
And it is a banana being squished together
by multiple green sausages or pickles, you could say.
It is a vibey skin, the pickles are vibing
while the banana is being worried.
Hmm
You're I don't know how how I would use this, but
Is it a vibe or no, I don't think it's a I chat. Oh
Judging by the profile pictures and maybe what the fuck
Yeah, why do the profile pictures look AI Ruslan from Russia
No, this one ain't AI. This one ain't AI. No, no, no. I think they're legit. I think they're
legit. Is it a yay, though? Are they even show how they drew it? Look, it can't be AI. Are they
used AI to show how AI drew it? Yo, bro. Guys, call me absolutely nuts. Are we cooked in like
10 years from now I think we are I think we are how you're gonna know what's real
and what's not bro how you're gonna know the problem is right with AI it's
self-feeding itself right if this is the snake hat bro if this is the snake
hat it's like self-feeding itself you know what I mean bro bro you fucking like
AI is being as taken AI as like you know boom boom boom and it gets sloppy
and sloppy and sloppy or hell no bro at some point you the whole Internet
is going to be cooked. I'm going to give it a yes, but it's not my favorite, it's not
my favorite. Next. Boom. AK Flames of Crescent. AK Flames of Crescent. It looks like the
that we saw a minute ago perfect yes idle position in it mmm it kind of looks
nice when you shoot it brah I'm not gonna lie it kind of looks nice when you
shoot it it's like a marble fucking desk and then the golden specs what is this
a part of arabesque arabesque that makes sense I was about to say we also have
that fucking theme that's gonna be released in a week I'm gonna give it a
out of my this at all if this is like a pink or red skin sure
next there's an eagle-hyped glitter this one is part of the spy tech
collection and it is full full holographic at the top judging by the
fucking gif
we have a skin that got released recently that is like this no it has some
bits like this this is too much bro this is too much I'm sorry bro we're not
bad like this is too much for CS bro like keep it a little bit more simple
but I'm not gonna lie no and next Mac 10 if ritz wrath part of the arabesque and
Arab mythology collection looks like a kid through it I'm not gonna lie
Drag Lore Vibes
Ancient ascribing Vibes using AI Vibes
I don't know I don't vibe with this one, bro. I'm sorry, bro. This one this one
Nah, just not my type. I'm sorry, bro
It doesn't give me the ancient vibes. No, I mean
Next
P90 genie's lamp
genie's lamp sand
Factory when battle scouts or changes in color he used genie lamp as a fucking reference, but why does it say genie lamp somewhere in here?
I can't fucking see it
What's what's what's what is it about this one? I don't see it
So do you see it? I don't see it
And if I don't see it do I like it like if there's no genie lamp do I like it? I don't know
Maybe as a blue or purple?
Does this scream arabesque and arabian mythology?
Yeah maybe.
I'll give it a yes, fuck it bro.
We saw some chopped ass shit.
This one is actually fine.
Next.
Orp, Chiharazade, another anime type skin.
This one is also from the arabesque and Arabian Nights collection.
girl in the back we have the lips under the under the hood under the hood she's wearing
a she's wearing a a baklava is it called baklava i can't remember but we have the girl we have the
we have the the night sky nightline we have stars arabian nights
Hmm. I don't know. Yeah, your nature. I don't like this mouth. I don't like this, this kissing
mouth under that. Call me that. I'm not, I'm not like too much into it and stuff. But isn't
this also like, isn't it all about like hiding it and stuff? And then he's like, bro,
I see X-raying the, the kissy mouth like that. Isn't it also like kinda like, what
you doing bro right like this looks wrong to me I don't know I'll give this a
no bro I'll give this a no bro no no no no no next USPS arabesque it's simple
it's classy it could be a purple or blue which we need more of it reminds me
of the cartel which is a great skin and this one is full metallic as a fit
Arabian mythology and arabesque kind of Arabian inscribing I'll give it a yes I'll give it a yes
insta yes and it looks like at your auditor on the fucking usb s handle you see that looks like
a fucking at your auditorium boom right there if you know you know boom next I didn't mind that at all
op falak stylized I've seen this one on twitter I think
I don't know if I like the colors that he chose.
I don't know if I like this orange and purple.
I feel like it could be better with another color combo called the absolute nuts.
Oof, I do like the scope bro.
Since people started playing with the scope colors, it is so nice.
Like a budget ragnar maybe, a budget desert hydra.
Hmm, Chedye or Ney? I don't know on this one. I don't know on this one.
Yay? Okay, I see mostly yes. I'll give it a yes.
Next!
M249 eavesdrop from the Spy Collection.
We have an aux cable in the back of the M249.
We do need some skins like that. It's nice if we don't just have a case and stuff because they will also release
The PP buy is in an m249 and so on
Is this one nice?
Show it to me an idol boom. This is idle
You know
Fits the fucking fits the theme
Looks well executed. I'll give it a yes
Of course, it's by somebody who fucking already has a million skins in game mr.
This guy is already a millionaire with CS skins. CS to skin designer, he made so many.
Look at this. P2000 Ivory, Mectin Equence Sands, M2 Finance Up Mudge, Zeus Charged Up.
He is a legend and he deserves another one. W guy bro, W guy.
Next. Orb Raka. Orb Raka.
So I haven't found a shocker skin yet which like blows my socks off.
I'm still waiting for that one and then we call it a day.
Hmm, obraca.
It's just a little bit boring, no?
This one is trying too hard.
We have a gem in the back but not in the front.
You see this red gem? Only in the back.
This is only in the back. Why is that only in the back?
There's nothing going on I feel like on the place. I'm sorry, bro. I have to give it a no. I have to give it a no
I have to give it a no
Next
Come on give us a fucking bang or zesty glitter. We have the lemon with this zesty
Sure, bro. Sure a little zest slime face
Chat who knows who this guy right here is bro
This guy literally made millions by creating skins for CS.
This guy has the most skins in-game.
If you look for prototype, look how much shit pops up.
Every single key, it means that he has minimum one, but in a lot of these he has minimum two or three skins in those cases.
cases operation vanguard prototype vanguard case key prototype falchion
case key prototype shadow case key has a skin in all of these cases bro he has
like 20 skins in game bro and some skins at some point there were like
leaks and somebody revealed that it is around what was it I don't want to say
the wrong number right now
I did some calculations for every case that are done.
Chad, you shouldn't listen away, bro.
You listen away.
If Valve knows that you know this number, how much skin creators make, you may go to JL.
I'm not joking.
They don't want people to know.
I want accurate.
And like the average amount a skin made was about, if you take out the Hydra case,
because the Hydra case is a very negative outlier, make the Hydra case skin made
about like 50,000 maybe. That's it. Yeah that's really bad but the average...
Jen, it's not a lot for a skin in the game in my opinion. Skin? Like an average skin
makes about 420,000 US dollars. FUS! Yeah. A blue, a pink, a red, any? Yeah. Yeah. But
there are some cases, it's obviously an average. There are some cases that are a
lot higher, like more than double. And some that are half of the...
Listen, listen, you have Atlas in the game, bro, like, it looked
I was begging immediately afterwards because the guy had a skin in the game. I'm not joking
I remember begging immediately afterwards, bro half a minute for a skin
Nah any game bro this guy bro. Look at this. Look at the slime face. He has like 20 in game, bro
Literally 20
Holy shit
He is farming. He is fucking farming, bro
struggling skin entrepreneur your ass is not struggling bro no what the fuck
she's all right next let me close some tabs let me close some tabs all right
here we go next deep sea Alk brine part of what collection you're selling are you
too we can this one is not even part of anything or was a part of the myths one
he's fucking sick because fucking slime face bro he doesn't miss he doesn't
miss bro it's just nice oh my god and this looks like a shark fin am I the
only one yo nice to fucking clean with it bro next way we have this one next
sticker lemon sticker easy peasy lemon sauce squeezed fuck me yes no no no no I
don't like that's too corny bro I'm not a corny guy next sticker tomato oh I do
I do like my tomatoes. I do like my tomatoes. Raw, cooked, fucking grilled. I don't fucking care.
Boiled, broiled. In ketchup. I'll take it. Many a fucking way. I'm not even joking bro. W tomatoes.
Next. Uh, what?
what the fuck is this shit my drilla sticker
yo bro bro bro what the fuck is that bro my my nose is not that long bro I
ain't Pinocchio bro I ain't ecstasy bro what is this what is this bro hell no now
I want to make another coffee bro this is full mine ain't hell no bro hell
Imagine this guy makes it in GG. I'll give it a yes bro. Just because it relates. Like what the fuck did you do that, bro?
They say in a quote Vav knows what he's doing workshop items
He made more
He made a bug. Oh fuck is a bug. Oh
Just a coke I guess like a chicken
Smoked
Yeah, he's taken some of his own product that's for sure I'll give it a yes, too
All right, is that all is that all I need I need a banger is there is a no like
So far none of the skins are like a goon year to me none of the skins are like a
AK inheritance to me coming us Mac 10 Scarlett Covent Covenant V2
Your
Your part of the arabesque art. This is fucking clean deluxe. Holy shit
look at the strap
this trap
Around the skin and then it's also resembled on the strap of the fucking Mac 10. This is clean. This is as clean as it gets
I'll give this a fucking yes. Hell yeah, bro. Hell yeah, really clean
This is probably this will be a purple or fucking gray, but it's nice
next
Glock
Vak Vak
The fuck is a Vak Vak? It's part of the arabesque art as well
Well, what's he saying here?
The Vakvak tree is a giant tree that in Arab and Persian legends bears fruits that resemble
humans and other animals.
When fruits are ripened as they fall, they resemble a cry.
That sounds like a Vakvak.
Okay.
And then we have the fucking crops at the top.
yeah you're not sure you're not
don't want to see this in game
not really
jett is saying yes ok i'll give it a year just for the chat just for the
capital forget if you guys also in the middle of the w
and he's saying thank you in his name and saying thank you
i got you
what actually has a lot
why had shock
sure roger i guess sure sure sure you win you win
nukst
p two thousand carter of us glass kinship laskin
one more bang or one more bang
p two thousand carter of us not a gold arabesque
who i like the top
looks like a fucking carpet
i like this
and i would like to miss
looks fucking clean
gives me inheritance vibes the colors they're pleasing
then nice and creamy
it's just matches
spy ozzy zero i don't even know this guy i don't know if this guy has a skin in
the game already i'll give him a yes bro
hopefully it's really his first one
next
m4r1s
shadar
niggadar
this one is part of the also arabian mythology collection
oh wow
We have the hand from the artwork.
If you know, you know, he's giving all the law.
Ooh.
Check.
Remember, bro, we also need some purple skin,
some blue skins.
This is it.
If they released this as a blue, I wouldn't mind it at all.
Or like a purple.
It's kind of nice.
No?
This is a red.
No shop, bro.
For red, it needs some color.
They only make colorful skins red, so if it has like lenticular effect or holo effect or something
Has none of that. I'll give that a yes too. I'll give that a yes too
Jet, are there any more skins that you guys want me to look at? Which are crazy?
Let me see what else Mammoth sent. Boom, two more than Mammoth sent. There's an Eagle Dragonborn
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Roma, you're sending skins that are not part of the fucking contest
Am I tweaking?
Yo Roma bro Roma these are not part of the contest bro why are you sending these that's
it I'm out yo bro you alright bro alright bro at least you tried I still appreciate
you for sending those but um yeah do we want this in a normal case um
so the graphic with the scales which is kind of night who yeah yes fucking
voice any skin that I missed any skin that's too crazy that I missed show me
right now show me right now send me the link also let me close the curtains
brought I need to close the corner I'm not vaping I'm gonna keep talking the
whole time so you know that I ain't papen bro you can still hear my voice
see
Talking the whole time so you know that I ain't vapin and we're back
Any skins that I missed any skins that I miss boys last chance to send it any designers send it right now
Send it right now
If you want us to look at your skin right now, it is time. It is time. Let me check my fucking steam DMs
You can also do me on steam
All right, you're getting fucking deleted bro why stop doing that
Is he trying to hack me? What the fuck is this?
One more invite you're getting bad.
Let me see one guy sends this
Orp, Genia
Part of the Arabian Nights Collection. It's a golden one with a girl in the middle. I assume
They'll zoom in like I just too far away. Aha. She's running on clouds
I don't like this vibe, like it looks like fucking Chatchi B.T. make me look like a comic.
You know what I mean?
I want the raw artwork, I want the one, not the cartoony version, you know?
Cogni Nuts.
Anything else?
Else we close this chapter.
Check this one.
M.Fly 1S The Raveness.
also haven't seen this one. Rat carpet in the back, golden bits in the middle inscribed.
Yooo. Yooo. Yooo. Outta mine. It looks well polished. Right? Sure. Alright, that's it. That's it.
Wait, last one, last one.
Khalil Gladiator.
This one is not part of anything, but it is a nice skin.
Sure, I'll give it a yes.
I already gave it a yes, I already gave it a yes.
Alright, we're done, we're done, we're done, we're done.
Um, boys, let me see, let me see.
We're not off the skins? I don't even know.
I feel like we had nothing crazy crazy.
Call me nuts.
We had nothing like an AK.
Uh, inheritance, nothing like a...
Like this AK even, I fucking love.
Am I the only one?
With the different patterns?
We didn't have anything...
Crazy crazy. Um when stream with Jinxie later today later today we're hopping in later today we're hopping in
Um, he tries to unbox a gold today, so we're gonna get him a gold and then we're gonna play a little bit
I think then we're gonna play a little bit. Um
Boys I have to quickly check something. I think
Did he wanted to do something?
Why is my phone not turning on
Oh hell no, wait one second, hey.
I hope my char-jaws broken, bro.
Hey?
I remember to charge my phone in a few minutes.
Boys, listen to me.
Do we go quick, clash royale?
Wait, can I use it around?
Ken wanted to do a 10 minute game with me, like he needed
me to do, what was it, the new game mode or something.
I don't know what it's about.
It will take five to 10, six, seven minutes.
I don't know if he's still here, though.
Let me ask.
Chaos mode. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Uh, I don't know what it is though. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
We hop in quick. Oh wait, my phone isn't even working.
Like I'm not joking.
Yeah.
You don't have to fix my shit. Um,
we can also go quick into mother's second.
Danger zone. CS two in danger zone. There's a guy who modded it all.
It's a get it's better basically like battle royale. Um, I wouldn't mind a quick lobby like that a quick lobby
Let me see they did it all they have black side in them in the game map pool
They have fucking jump hats everything bro like battle battle royale and you can play it yourself
He has servers as well. He's doing it all for the love of the game like he doesn't even take
Money for it I think but
But, yeah, let me see, wait, wait, wait, how many people is it?
Let me call Epidemic real quick.
Like I don't know how it works.
But he did send me a server.
Where are you now?
Yo, hello?
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, Epi, I may hop in in a minute.
How many players would you recommend I get?
Like to have a nice lobby?
like 16 16 is the max 16 is the max
I check so I need 15 yeah yeah
is it my server EU yeah right EU
oh fuck oh
sorry
hello
are you good
yeah I'm good I'm good I got my computer
ah is this server EU or NA
it's EU
Table you all right six six six I'll get some I'll get some friends. Thank you man. Is there something I have to consider?
No, no, I think I think you need to jump in and have fun. I
Appreciate that. All right. I'll put up a server and I'll see if it's I'll see how it is
I'll see how this I'll give you my honest opinion. How long did you cook on that if I may ask?
It's been about like a month and change since the alpha but longer than that like
I don't know like four or five months you're probably working harder than
fucking vulf I'm not joking though like what I I appreciate that epidemic I let
you know how it is all right I'll give you some feedback I will watch top top
All right, peace peace peace peace. Thank you for doing this.
Peace peace peace.
All right, sick boys, who wants to play?
It's good.
Okay, we will see, we will see.
Wait, let me see. Who do I get? Who do I get?
Let me ask Fury. Let me just...
I'll just write the group from the last time.
I know those ten people.
Where's the group?
And then I get some extra.
This time it should be faster
Because we actually have the server working already.
Where's the fucking group?
Here.
That's everyone.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Quick, danger zone game.
We'll take like 30 minutes.
Let me know if you want to join.
W and then let me ask Dima yo yo yo quick quick danger zone now
Who else well else um?
Excerpt as you can join if you want quick danger zone
Quick danger zone
Okay, I'll ask Ren, quick danger zone, question mark, Flurry, good comms, but he's in the
group as well.
I feel like no one sees the group chat.
Yo yo yo, quick danger zone.
Let me see.
I don't know if people like Mooda because I don't think, like, you see, if he's
live I'll ask.
But I don't want someone to turn on stream for like a 10 minute game.
Okay, yes quick CS danger zone
Show this guy
Jail says he can't make it Dima says he just ended stream he's full tie-up. What is wrong with this? Well, it's CS
Only pixel do you think you even have the
ASK!
you never have to ask bro I'm your slave
get me in that bitch right now
and bite me call me right now
and bite me call me call me right now
I love that bro
I love people who are always down bro
that's sick W spontaneous
W
alright sick now bro
people like that W
alright ummmm
ok boys I will quickly rejuice
And then we open to a dead zone game. All right
Wait, let me buy a case, bro. I need to I need to buy some cases, bro
I need to buy like three four five cases
boom, oh
God brah, I'm hella tired today by the way boys
but
The best thing this stream is coming last bro. I'm not joking
It could be really fun the thing that they were doing tonight with Junko, bro
I'm really looking forward to it, bro
I'm really looking forward to it bro. Like I hope it goes as planned, bro
Like it was it was last minute something that we cooked up. It may be cooked. Maybe not
We'll see we'll see we'll see we'll see we'll see
We will see it's something simple, but it but it should be fun. It should be fun
All right, let me let me buy some cases. Let me buy some cases some keys
I
Invite mood up to he can join as a as an enemy
We will need like 60 people tonight. We don't need like 60 people
So yeah, a lot of you guys can join for that like against Jinxie and and so on
Boys give me 60 seconds. We'll be back right 60 seconds. Then we open those cases
Then we make danger zone in CS 2
half a year they cooked it up they both cook it up nine unofficial the
community has to do with themselves hard work and hunting for diamonds 60
seconds we'll be back I need some quick religious I need some food I need some
food 60 seconds to hurry up right to be to us every rank no no no no no no no
because he just got started we can't do to be to us every rank or anything that
doesn't make any sense bro it's it's something where where it makes sense in
my opinion we will see six things we'll be back selling no
You
All right, I told you 60 seconds
Vamo
Don't call me homeless again when I wear this jacket, please.
Like, bro, I'm kind of getting frosty right now, I'm kind of getting frosty, bro.
Chill, bro, chill.
I like this one, bro, I like this one.
Homeless.
No.
All right, wait.
Actually, let's lock in.
Could we do a little case for the...
My window's open.
I forgot.
Oh shit.
Clutch, clutch.
Window is closed.
All right, listen.
First things first.
Yo, I'm fried today, bro.
I swear, bro.
staying up until 5 a.m.
Busting open cases with Jinx, so Jinx he fucked me. Yes, I'm not joking. I am not
joking, bro. I am cooked, but I'm still good in fucking counter-strike right now.
AK, I will win the fucking digits and I'll be quick little cases. Yeah, all the
vats are feeling how the vats how so all right one of my last cases before
March 13th, where?
March 13th.
Go, go, go, let me feel it one last time.
Ah, let's see.
Let's see, let's see.
Let me ult some message.
Normally he loves danger zone, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Quick, danger zone, let me know fast.
Ah, here we go.
Let me join the server first, see if it all works, because Epidemic is set up for us.
Boom, boom, boom.
You can't see my screen, I hope.
That's just going to be an open lobby, G.G.
All right.
Oh my God.
If this works, baby, should I'm downloading one of the CSGO Danger Zone maps?
And I'm downloading something else.
I'm downloading multiple gigabytes.
Uh-oh.
Epidemic is trustworthy, right?
Boys and girls, welcome to Sirocco.
A map that was once available in Counter-Strike Global Offensive in a game mode that now is no more.
Danger zone and boys and girls, it looks prettier than ever!
I have ExoBoost!
Wait, wait, don't tell me he has the ExoBoost like all the settings with the crowd shunt.
Epidemic?
Hi.
How?
I thought this was gonna be scuffed as fuck you have the exobos too
Do it there with the crowd shop. Oh, we got everything bro. We got everything. What the fuck
Yo, yeah, I'll reach out to you like offering you some money to fucking put this in the game. I hope so I
Hope so too later
Bob miles
I
Yo yo yo
What the fuck is that guy I didn't
Know the password plus two is to castle
in it how the fuck did you get in bro the password is so easy to guess in it
don't say it how did you get the IP no of course not is it
I just checked it bro I'm not I'm not a stupid boy oh here we go
I'm a little bit gamer I have big brain what the fuck
wait let me check the password don't say it though don't say it I'm like Alexi B
you can join you can join but you're not like a hacker right like are you
green hat or black hat no no I'm green hat okay okay you can stay if you
want to okay but don't invite your eyes
we have one spot for you
all right
but no cheating allowed okay no cheating
of course
bro i'm screwed
what the fuck
yo bro hey
chat i was hiding everything
no
how the fuck did he guess that
how the fuck
what is the password let me see
okay
but i don't know how he got the ip
and
bro okay
the password
no
Ah, let me see, let me invite people fast before people fucking join up.
Um...
Ah, let's see, let's see.
So,
Flurry, blah blah blah blah blah...
Stop been working with me.
Uh...
Don't...
Yo, everyone has no time!
Chat is to this, I don't know, something.
I mean, I guess it is.
Uh...
Just one game.
Uh, in ten minutes.
Ah, it's Chyster Chyster.
Alright, who do we get? Who do we get?
Um...
I just have to see who's live, boom.
and just tell them go
let's see
Jed, who's alive? Who can join? Who can join? Who can join?
I asked T's in the game though
I don't want pro gamers
ah choice boy sure I guess
yo yo yo yo
quick danger zone
now
I don't know what he says
Provenator?
What is everyone in game?
I don't know
I don't know how to say no
Just everyone in game?
Aisha
Uhhh
Harvomeby?
Also in game
Oh my God
Yo!
Whoever's in the stream and wants to join, message me
Well, I don't even know
How do I get people?
Wait
Uhhh
fuckin...
is that a hacker?
I'll just put the IP in the fucking group chat, or? Surely they're not gonna leak it.
Make the server public again.
No!
People with soniers.
Yeah, but we can't, we can't. I have some people, I have some people.
All right, okay, I put in the group boom I sort of pay one round
Who the fuck is this
Whatever mad at
Oh some guy you added. What? I mean sure you can join. 8 years ago. Alright, boom, I
sent him the IP. Fuck it. Alright. Go go go go go. Alright PSP got the IP.
Okay, I'll send it into my mod group mods if you want to join right there
Okay, I'm what you can send it to some people to first comes first off if serve us for we start
Wait a minute you changed password no
Happy?
I think he changed password.
Fuck, he changed the password.
Yo, yo, yo.
Okay, okay, uh, this guy.
Okay, I'm just sending it out, okay.
Um, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Okay, now the people are joining in, as you can see.
Okay, why is no one joining in?
Fuck.
Uh, okay.
Ah, they have to download the shit, I forgot.
All right, here, boom, boom, send it in there.
the game is going to auto start at five people is this acceptable now we can reset right
Yeah, we have to reset.
Maybe, perhaps.
Oh god, no way we can't.
No way we can't.
Listen, listen, it's gonna be okay.
Okay, okay.
So I'll keep inviting people, okay?
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, just do that, yeah.
Huh?
Okay.
Let me check this real quick.
Okay...
That's sick!
It's the same as CSGO!
Good luck, guys.
Bro says good luck. How do I select them?
She can select the drop? What the fuck?
How do I select the perk? I can't select the perk!
Bro, I-I-I don't have my role!
How do I select the perk? I can't select the perk!
After this election, it's like CSGO, bro. It's like CSGO.
Yo!
Sorry about some tricky hour, though.
Ooh!
It said, always, it's either bonus money, bonus money is OP, bro.
If you know, you know, bro. It's like when you start exploring, you get hella cash.
Bonus money. I have to go bonus money, bro.
Or extra jump. It's also a play.
Extra jump costs 1k, but bonus money used to be OP.
Wait, for trial, how the fuck is it?
Alright, first thing you have to do is buy fucking armor, dude.
If you know, you know who has played innocent before type one do we have money we should
Why can't I buy it? How do you buy B doesn't work?
I think it may be proximity chat chat. How do I buy so you have here and you have the shop
How do I buy
I
Be
Five used to deploy repulse
Tab in each of my oh my god actually works. Okay. We have to get mother suckin. I'm all right now boom
one is already dead only three people boys it's a small ass lobby you can
alter see the zone it is literally maybe even better than it's here's problem
if you're talking about we need a fucking weapon now first armor right click
perfectly aligned
I get people close by this means we have a fucking pistol at least
only 13 fucking bullets how is this even real
We're gonna use some of this up, upgrade to an MP7 that's massive.
You can see in the circuits how close people are.
There is someone right in front of us, boys, we're gonna do a real lobby after this.
Yo, can anyone hear me, bro?
It's proximity check, can you hear me, bro?
Surrender now!
We're not in the same circle yet.
I'm gonna upgrade my fucking P250 for long range.
I'm some fine preset and there we go
He's just camping in front of us
Stop running
I've never played CS with proximity chat, I'm not gonna lie
Yo, can you hear me?
Drop. They have to drop stairs.
Yo, can anyone hear me at Proxenchat? Talk!
Maybe in my square.
Speak! I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
Is it on top? No?
Speak!
Hey, I don't trust you!
Where you at buddy?
We can team up if you want!
Agent!
Yo bro, wanna team up?
I just killed the guy who attacked you, we can team up!
Got him!
One left.
What?
Hello?
Yo, let the hell out of me!
Yo, let go of me!
You piece of shit!
You're not getting invited again, I'm not joking, bro.
You're not getting invited again, Vekko, I'm not joking.
Eat shits.
Kama.
Okay, what is this?
What is this my turn?
How was that even real? 2x reason holo mech turnee?
This is the guy who created in some other way in CS2 oh, I know
There's an item you get at the start called response and place it down from extra respawn yo yo yo bro
This is fucking sick epidemic. I'm not joking
This is fucking insane. Oh, we worked hard on it. We worked hard. Yo, do you want to do black side next your same or
Black side black side. Yo, is everyone here? Muda? Are you here Muda? Muda? Muda? Muda?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Guys, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.
It's proximity chat, okay? You can always try to talk to someone close by, okay? Before you initiate, maybe.
Proximity chat.
They're not gonna be able to buy and chat. Chat, this is our lobby, I'm not joking.
It took us some time to fucking figure out the buying. It took us some time to figure out the respawn.
Do I tell them about the respawn? Yes or no?
I may.
must change title to like,
danger zone
uh, uh, uh...
hey?
only if we try
join fast before so fast full, imagine, I get kicked out, GG
whoa, are we all here, are we all here?
Wee!
Hello.
Yes, sir, yes sir.
Yo PSP, did you play this before?
Yeah, it's fucking sick, man.
So well made. It's too well made.
Alright, boom, boom, boom.
It's like six months of work, man!
Bro, six months of work fucking well.
Dude, good fucking shit, by the way.
It just plays so well.
We just got the drones literally today.
The drones are today.
That's insane. That's insane.
Oh, do you pay, right?
Okay.
We're in part of this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, guys.
Wait yo, how do we explain this with fast all right listen guys you have a fucking at the 10 seconds to stop its proximity chat
Make sure to talk to your fucking people close by also
You can at the start press 5 and you place it down. It's a respawn point. Okay, if you don't respawn you get one respawn point
Also, the buy menu you have you can buy things like a danger zone you press tap and then you press e at the same time
I think
Where do I drop everyone can still hear you in here by the way all that's crazy guys
We're dropping nobody go nobody go
Nobody go top right. If you wanna die, you can go to the bottom left. Bottom left if you wanna die
Wait, can we adjust our points?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Your peace be when your team up come to right. Peace be it. Ah, shit
Okay, listen listen chat. What do I get chat bonus money? I think bonus money is insane. I swear bonus money is insane
I get it
Bonus money I have to bro. I used to always go bonus money when I play
Back in the day in CSGO. I have to fucking stay true to my fucking
To my habits. All right, here we go immediately buy armor really really important. You're anyone close by anyone close by
How did you buy it so it's so weird this one is actually glitchy
Fucking buy armor
I'm so chopped up, it's so good.
Use reverse pulse, okay, boom.
Put reverse pulse in a good position where they can't see me.
Right here!
He's going for inmate, massive.
Watch this for a quick.
We need a weapon, Acer.
We have a medic shot.
We have a medic shot, we have armor.
We do not have armor!
How much? 300 bucks not enough ammo or how? No I have nothing I have no enemies remaining
Kill PSP1G, PSP down first. This one we can't open. Gee fucking gee. Give me the fucking
ammo now. Drop on me baby drop on me drop on me drop on me. Give me something to open.
So we're taking the piss. Let me open the fucking crate.
off off off off
MP7 same as last round where I fucking almost won
we're locked
if anyone is close by you're playing against the pro don't initiate
XM XM or fucking I can have both
G
we just can't been building full fucking try hard bro
I'm rejuicing the MP7
Max, you just...
Air drop on me!
I see another one.
Hot so far! Where is he still?
well well well
yo what are you doing?
SHUT UP SHUT UP I'LL BAIL YOU
I'LL BAIL YOU ACTUALLY I'LL BAIL YOU
Oh, no!
Hello?
Is it you, Sirius?
Hello?
Drop a slowdown.
Hello?
I'm in the back of the truck.
Wait, I'm in the back of the truck.
Please evacuate the danger zone.
Friendly! Friendly!
Friend!
Seriously?
I'm not joking.
You're getting banned.
Too bad.
Who goes there?
Yo, yo, no, no.
Oh, don't do it.
6 enemies remaining.
Yo, if you...
No, no, no, no.
Oh my...
Bro, you have to realize, bro.
Also rage-spanning me 24-7 on fuckin' Twitter.
I am not joking, bro.
When my number one scared beatin', he posted about it.
Why is he in this lobby?
Who invited this guy?
He was probably stream sniping.
Oh my.
Muda has three kills.
No way Muda has went in this.
Why they're not gg-croxing?
Why is he not proximing?
Muda killed Loops. Santa killed himself.
It is five people remaining, including Epidemic. He created this game. Of course he's gonna fucking win it, probably.
GG. He knows all the ins and outs.
Muda has 6k.
Muda has 6k money!
I think he doesn't know how to buy he's trying to put the respawn point
people is in 37 bullets
why are none of them coming?
three enemies remaining
two enemies remaining
why is everyone so try hard?
Bro picked up the 50 boxes, not gonna spend it
There's a drone hovering above him
1v1 against Sirius. Mooda on everything fucking fuck this guy up
Mooda doesn't know about the map. He has no idea where he is
No
Say what hello
Yo, I'm serious, we have to kick it bro this guy's string snapping. I'm not joking bro
I don't know who invited this guy. I don't know
he actually want me to kill him bro I swear he's not here bro I swear he killed me twice
and I was I was fucking talking with him bro he didn't even answer he just
fucking jumped in and killed me
mood up please
like what is this guy saying you see what he's saying
yo this yo bro this guy is pissing me off right now Muda you better fucking
whoop his ass right now
you better whoop his ass I am not joking bro
they have 50 minutes so don't you wait
oh well no no no the zone will kill them by 10 minutes
it's max 10 minutes usually
Hey, the series not of AK. Oh, yes. Ah, one hatch of your done. Oh, oh, oh, L.A.M.
This is a second drop. Mooda, Max, 7 MPP. Oh, oh, one HP zone coming. Do you have a very short, what is this?
This is a-
Yo, yo, yo, yo, get rid of this guy.
I'm not talking bro, what was that?
Kick, kick, kick him.
Get him out.
So look at his check blocks, look at him fucking killing everybody without comic.
Yo, yo, serious bro, now bro, you said, now bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not sniping buddy.
What?
How do you know?
Wait, wait, how do you know?
You know kids, you're sniping.
Yo, who invited this guy bro?
Nah, nah, nah, I'm about to crash out bro.
Oh jungle, oh jungle, jungle!
Yeah, I'm about to crash out bro.
No, no, no, how, how did you know?
Yeah, my mom wants to join, someone needs to go.
Oh, serious wants to leave?
Oh, okay.
Oh my god, I'm pissed!
Nah!
Bro, it's just here to, oh my god, oh my...
I didn't have zero idea.
Oh.
They invisible.
Nah, do we have 16 people right now?
Oh my god.
Nah bro, nah, I'm about to, bro.
It's like half time voice chat alone, bro.
Can someone give me the quick run run on danger zone for a quick?
Yeah, you open boxes, it's basically everything in CS, right?
uh you get stuff you can't be serious you're cheating you do it you cheater bro bro oh my
it's like this uh it's like this for 34 months but you're just rich oh you're so rich in
dosing oh my god your heart's in check for serious oh my god do we have a full lobby
Do we have a full lobby or no right?
It's 16
We're 16 right now no shot is it?
All right, let's go let's go one more. Let's go one. What is this map?
All right, here we go. It's uh, I have never played this. I don't think I've ever played this either
Well, I'm like five games bottom right looks like do I stay bottom right this come out we can change last second
First rotation maps like one of them. Oh, all right who's falling in the middle, buddy
No me
Excellent you guys because that two times in a row insta like give them break your PSP bro
Let's team up. All right. Yo guys guys remember it's it's it's it's it's
No, I didn't get it out. I saw the counter, I was like, shit.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
I don't know.
Why do I don't have to kill it? Why do I don't have 500 bucks?
I thought you always have a 500.
Oh my god, I have so much to do.
Boom.
Put respawn point right here.
This is my game.
Mod prediction, prediction.
Yo, if you're close to me, don't initiate.
Excellent. 9. The Goop. The Goop. Yeah. Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo anyone close by yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
What is that? Fuck the virus pick up. Yo I have so many weapons.
Please evacuate the danger zone. Yo yo yo yo yo yo anyone close by. I need my money.
I need my money
They said nobody in my square
Then we have hella fucking
Then we're hella chilling
Yo yo yo yo
Yo yo yo
Hello
Oh people to a spy
Check for loot up here nothing L-Map design
Yo!
Should we have a respawn point?
Hello!
Money?
Massive?
Go into the house, quickly buy some money.
money massive go to the house quickly buy something quick little refresher
Please move to a safe zone.
Maddie shot.
Wait for it.
Guy on my left.
Yo, can you hear me?
Guy on my left.
One tap.
Maddie shot.
There he is.
You saw him.
What weapon does he have?
Eat shit!
There's another guy looking.
There he is. You saw him. What weapon does he have?
EAT SHIT!
There's another guy looking.
Okay, I need ammo.
What does he have? What does he have? Monotov.
Have you got the shot? Should use it.
11 bullets.
should i have a tecna on the quote 5 mins?
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Move to safety.
Hello?
I'm on the loose.
Is there going to be a new shade now?
Could be.
Hello?
Maybe it must be there.
Everybody out there?
hello don't initiate you're gonna die
what is this grenade oh bare hands another beacon
supply drop on my right check I go for it I'm not a bitch
I need more many shots, I need more many shots.
Do I go for supply drop chat?
It's Whiskey, they could all go.
I don't like the spot.
Repulsor.
Please move to a safe zone.
So they're over there.
I don't see anyone around here.
So slow.
Fuck, I need health shot.
They can only be on my right shot.
We have to zone.
of
the
of
the
of
Oh, I need to go.
Mura, don't kill me!
Mura, don't kill me! Mura! Mura!
Mura, can you hear me? Talk!
Mura, talk! Mura! Mura! Mura!
Mura!
Mura, let's team up! Mura!
Muda hello Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda you can see me bro. Hello. Oh, who is this? Who is this in front of me? Hello?
Don't shoot
Don't shoot yo
Yo, yo, bro, can you hear me? Can you hear me?
I'm sure you use your money last map you just didn't use your money bro use
I have M4 for you, I have M4 for you, come here!
Woo! Woo! Woo! You gave me an MP9 with no bullets!
Come here, come here, come here, M4 down here, you see that? In the water, in the water, right there.
I bought you ammo blocks, it's coming, it's coming through!
How many of my enemies, how many of my enemies? They may also be teaming up. There's a crate over there, careful.
Oh my, is this me and you, Oni? Oni's not, no it's not!
No it's not! You're two enemies?
Look, look, ammo right there, it's all for you, right there, above you.
How many enemies? It's three enemies, it's one more guy, it's one more guy.
Let's kill him. I don't need bullets
Let's fuck this guy up. Come on
I see him
Mother man on order that's me
We set team
How are the three people alive it's like three enemies alive
Oh my god, bro, I almost won that shit
Mooda!
Mooda is here soon.
This guy bro, this guy.
I was so cracked.
Mooda you're cracked!
Only why'd you shoot at me?
I thought it was the enemy.
I'm not gonna lie bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Yo what the fuck?
Guys let's go see which one, which one.
Black side most fun, huh?
Do they all work together?
Yo, we need to have a full lobby though.
Do we have 16 now?
I think you do, I think you do.
Good chat, good chat.
I saw 16.
Chet, why is this kind of fun?
Am I the only one, bro?
Why is this kind of good, bro?
This is so well made.
Last game, last game, last game.
Last game.
Proc sim chat is so good.
Ooh, I can't take too much.
Hello, hello.
Yo, hello.
All right, guys.
Hey, for everybody in the back row,
no teaming it out, bro.
Last game, there was some teamers, bro.
you will get kicked
damn
no teeming alive
you were teeming
yo yo yo wait
never teeming actually
not teeming actually
yo tt tt did you play this game?
did i walk?
did you play this before?
like see us today zon?
no i haven't played it yet
bro it's so good
it's so good
it's guys just for everybody new
it's proximity voice chat
when you see someone in front of you
you can talk to him bro
okay
don't go full tryout
sweating around bro like some certain people come on
yeah okay okay okay okay here we go here we go come on come on oh god chat do I drop
when nobody drops well let me think let me think hmm this is lighthouse but I
love lighthouse that's too risky no land on someone I could go in the tunnels
Yo, if you get up left, don't shoot anyone.
What park is meta?
I need to win this one.
Yeah, what park is meta, guys?
That's a jump.
Oh, hey, so you inser open the big boxes.
I'm not gonna lie.
Which one was the other three?
I think Taser.
Taser, I like Taser.
Oh, I like that. Taser's kinda nice.
I
Think about anything
Money 300 bucks I think more I need more money more money
Yeah, this 500 many shutters good. That's both a thousand right? I like 500 deploy
Where do I put it just here bro get it out get it out
Nice almost good unopenable gg
Fuck imagine I could take them out imagine I just need to give me something to open it
Oh
Hello, anyone close to me? Anyone close to me?
What was that?
No! Mistakes!
Hello, hello, anyone close to me? Hello? Let's team up, let's team up.
Fuck I need something better than a Nova.
I'm gonna shoot him.
I have Nova.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo yo yo, what's up?
What's up?
You should lie down.
Oh no, oh no, I'm stuck.
What?
Oh no, I'm stuck in the building. I need help, oh no.
Well, which building? Which building? I got you.
And in the garage, in the garage.
All right, I'm coming in. Don't shoot me, okay?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
in the garage where's the garage make noise like use your knife or something I
don't have anything you were stuck on spawn
me
why does it kind of you're your cook one second I have to fuck someone in
the ass where I raise you may help you may help you fuck them let me help you
I have no idea where he is bro. Fuck man. You're probably talking about me. I don't know where he is bro
Who is that? That's me only why are you shooting at me?
It's not you, I'm not in the shop with the shotgun. What the fuck?
93
You can't do it Zolo. If you see someone close by with a knife, don't shoot.
Please evacuate the danger zone.
Nice.
Huh! Oh my God, I thought it was an enemy! I thought it was an enemy!
Wait, didn't I buy ammo?
Huh.
Yo, if you're close to me, don't.
That's the game owner. That's the game owner. I just killed that many. I suppose you've got 57009.
What are we?
Bumines
What is this supply drop? Supply drop close to me check. Do I go for it?
Nice shot
Is that mouse?
Bumines
Forced by mine
This is a blood drop chat I go in once it's towards the bottom
Get ready for this
I
Oh
Oh, I'm not joking. Why is he in here?
He did the same to me no friendlies in this game
Why are all my friends screaming?
Bro, he benefits of clip farming a little bit.
He hears my voice, he kills me instantly.
Albert, you're getting paid based off views.
I don't understand.
Bro keeps talking about retention.
Bro, Insta kills me.
He wants to upload his own highlight.
I'm not watching
Does this guy have a kill streak or something? I can drone swarm. I think we should get all mods
Yeah, I agree. Because like by the fall they're sniping right because I have to moderate your channel think about it
Can we hear them talk?
We aren't to you, E-Mod.
Can we hear them talk?
Yeah, we can hear them talk.
Why do they not talk?
What does this try on us?
Right?
Oh my god.
Hello?
Don't fuck.
No, you're in here.
My hot time's trying to win this one.
Hmm.
Well, they think you're going to play more under the door
or something.
No, for real.
They play like this for zero dollars?
Is this going to cash come?
No cash come.
Congrats Ipad!
I literally proximity said you're my YouTube editor bro.
Why you insta kill me?
I think you got heros.
The one way.
No that's insane.
You know what?
Is it free?
Ipad!
I literally said I was proximity chatting bro.
Why do you insta kill me bro?
What the fuck?
I couldn't hear anything.
I think it's like you were behind the wall or some shit.
the wall or some shit?
I'm not in the middle of it.
It's not your map or not.
Yeah, I got my jungle.
It is not your map.
I actually played it.
Guys, count it, count it, count it, count it.
Sure, sure.
Yo, this is a dick thing, I can't leave.
Bro, I need to win.
I need to win one, bro.
Chad, last one or no, last one or no.
This map kind of made, what?
Yo, yo, yo, I can change it to county if we want to.
I can change it.
Damn, what about the lightning?
Let's try counting.
but guys stop trying so much okay so when listen to me when respect a when
when you're still in the game use your proximity chat please bro don't just be
full tryout sweat this is not for money bro this is you're not winning a hundred
bucks bird you're not winning a hundred warning warning about county
warning about county lighting is broken it's not finished guys all in on
the prediction all on the prediction where I didn't watch one more no I'm
addicted I'm addicted I used to be addicted to the zone I'm addicted again
to the zone I'm not joking I'm not joking bro
oh shit the guy who wanted to join let me add it randomly tell epic to remove
the untrusted thing what is this account is untrusted
Yo why do I have you at it?
Yo!
You're epic epic!
Yeah yeah yeah.
Your guy doesn't have prime?
No way that means he doesn't have prime.
Yeah that's the reason that he gets a count is that I'm trusted no prime.
That's absolutely crazy.
Why does my master volume keep going to 100 though?
Yo fuck.
Hello?
Yo oh my god.
Yo!
yo fury want to team up or what team up
we'll be trapped in the ocean
yo you get there, you can't team up before i can't
we're trolling, we're trolling
i'm gonna betray you, i'm gonna betray you
i'm gonna betray you
i'm not here to team up with you
okay bro, okay
oh my god, furious earball
i'm not getting here
guys, remember, also furious
there's proximity voice shit, okay?
like, when you see someone close by, you can talk
fury on everything i love
I'm cutting your bitch ass down
What?
Where do I drop where do I drop this map top left looks so free
Yo
back in Gigi. Do I go to Soys? I go to Soys. Guys, if you go right, don't kill, don't kill guys.
Booty, Booty! Are you at the right house? That's me, bro!
Hey, I'm not going to say I'm just going to sing, man.
Yo, yo, who is it? Who is it?
Too far. The house is, we do have to follow ourselves though, Chad. This is the closest guy.
You are interchillin' even if you don't buy zoos?
No, I can't.
Oh, it's epidemic, I know it.
You full try-harded, bro.
She had the interchill-
Hello?
I'm new to this game, please don't shoot.
Hello?
I'm a girl.
Move to safety.
Hello.
Oh, I see what he means with the lightning.
Hello?
Anyone close to me?
Hello?
Hahahaha!
The board is approved and the lock is hydraulic.
Hey, hey, hey!
Was that from the window?
I'm reloading, please don't initiate!
You're not gonna do that, buddy.
oh my god
am i on zone? yes i am
oh my god i'm under
jumpy
oh i still don't have armor
I'm sorry
I always say don't shoot but I always shoot but I see an enemy I'm just get
I have no idea what we're going to do.
Yo, let's team, let's team, let's team, let's team!
BITCH ASSHIT DOWN!
I'm gonna match up.
Hello, anyone close by?
Come down to team.
I don't have a Medishopper, I'm trying to heal.
Where are my Medishops?
Check out all my two Medishops.
team don't shoot you can see me I'm down to team don't shoot
I
Anyone in my square we can team bro. We are far away from everyone else anyone in my square
No one in that square no one
should I got it don't type question mark I gotta get rid of my name like I
need to have it before next week zones come in
I need a medic shot hello we can team we can team
this measure I'm gonna crash up bro this is the fifth medic shot
Don't shoot!
Yo yo yo yo yo! We can team!
I got a respawn, I got to get off the cells.
Only yo yo
Mooda you stupid fuck can you hear me?
Mooda
I'm not the one king
Oh my god
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one
Not the one king
You know what, actually?
One by one
Put the...
They're both one HP
No, he has one bullet
But Mood has one HP
Pick your poison
Does he have a perfect?
Oh, he don't need one
BG got shot. Does he know?
Then he ha- I can't-
I don't know if he knows. He might not have a parachute.
Or actually a jump.
I don't know, he has actually a jump, so I don't know.
Ready shot, ready shot! Nice, Muda!
Imagine Muda back to back.
What is Muda doing?
No! No!
Oh
Watch out
No, why did you kill me twice you shot me?
Oh, I thought it wasn't you
You're in such a
You thought it's the last time
No guys, last game, last game
Black side, oh, black side, black side
Wait, it's a rock, it's a rock
Never mind, black side, black side
Okay, oh my god
Che, vice is actually fun bro
Last one, last one, last one, last one
Last prediction, last prediction, last prediction
Che, do I not kill Muda the next time?
It's so hard because you don't know who it is
Like Loki, I want to kill on sight
hmm oh my shit I really want to go lighthouse honestly was kind of nervous
with the one bullet I really want to go light I didn't have my mid-show now
of course you want to get a violent player that's true yeah I'm violent
shit am I the only one having fun in this this is probably asked to watch
but man I'm having fun this is too fun bro it just shows how much something
This is missing
In CS go I just kept fucking playing danger zone when there was an empty fucking moment
I just cured up an angel zone bro a danger zone
Imagine they implement this with actual proximity voice shed nice and polished from valve
Brother it would be so fucking hype so fucking hype
This game right
Guys let's no one drop top left. Please. Okay. Let me have light house. Please. Let me have light house, okay?
No one
Is this mine personally I'm moving mine. Yeah, me too, bro. Yeah, you're pussy if you don't like us
It's your pussy if you don't go now. It's the best loot bro.
Inside here, there's an AWP on top of the night house.
An AWP on top of the night house I've heard.
Bro, I'm going to the night house.
Yeah, good luck, good luck.
Guys, go Mady shot, it's OP. It's OP.
What? No. What?
The griefing is crazy.
Mady shot is mid.
Yo, I put, if you kill me, nah bro, I'm actually lagged bro.
Okay, here we go.
Yo, I put this one huge better.
Yo, can you hear me bro?
too far away do I initiate check it doesn't have
does it have loot? I don't know. I should have wasted my choice!
I have 100
I picked up the ramlet that's good
we loot a lot faster a lot a lot faster
someone pushes me I'm fucked I don't have a single weapon
I only need 8
Has to be something in the house, right?
That should be something, okay nice.
Why am I lagging?
Yo yo yo, anyone close by?
I can team, I can team.
Nice.
Yo yo yo, anyone close by?
I can team.
I'm too fat!
I can't find anything.
yo yo yo yo yo can you hear me?
do I not shake?
this guy on the right
I have pumpkins
ha ha ha no!
it's muda!
ha ha ha ha ha
what is it doing?
yo anyone close by we can team
but he has his respawn point over there
Muda, Muda, Muda.
Muda, speak.
Muda, Muda, Muda.
Did he spawn?
Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda.
Muda, Muda, Muda.
You have the big weapon.
The big one.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, that's good.
Alright, I've had a money would've I probably a
Medi shot an ammo, right?
How long does the game take on average like ten minutes
Right rounds are coming
Watch this I'm gonna put one of these for safety. Okay, so one pushes me
Yo, yo, don't initiate. I'm looting don't initiate. I'm looting we can team we can team don't initiate. I'm looting don't initiate
I'm looting
YES!
YO YO YO YO
What yo, yo are you guys teaming are you guys teaming we can team as well we can team as well guys
Careful, someone is throwing grenades. What the fuck!
yo yo let's team let's team wait let's team let's team
if you should I shoot
give me the load
To a safe zone
Yeah, I'll run away pussy
Don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot I beg you
I give you all my loot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot
Now you're gonna betray me. I'm not gonna betray you on everything. I won't
Are you in front of no, no, no, I won't I won't
Bro, I get the right house
So it's an assault bro, what's your name? What's your name?
Hello
Habibi what's your name? I need to know my teammate's name.
Yo yo yo Habibi what's your name? Who are you?
teammate teammate. Hello?
Is she inside?
Move to safety.
Fuck.
Is anyone coming?
Oh no!
I have to insolent.
Yo yo yo bro!
Where are you?
Yo yo yo don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot the guy
jumping, don't shoot the guy jumping, we can team, don't shoot the guy jumping,
we can win all right all right let's go bro I see you on my left don't shoot don't
shoot on everything don't shoot bro don't backstab you need to heal do you need to
heal do you need to heal I don't trust you why
you can't leave me for come on baby how many enemies nine enemies
right there was nothing I hope he doesn't respawn come bro I hope that
was a fuck I hope it's down for good
anyone close to me bro I just got betrayed bro I'm down to team though
I'm down to team
Many shots
Take nine of the least shot
Yeah, I can win else I can win you know my aim
He's coming out of the zone
Please evacuate the dangerous zone
He's super close
Wait
My time
Yo, yo can anyone hear me bro. Let's team. Let's team. I just got betrayed bro, but we can team we can win this shit together
Hello, hello, anyone can hear me anyone can hear me. I'm looting right now. Can anyone hear me bro?
Please I'm down to team. I'm the hell I don't team right now
I
Lucky killing is the suspect to wash it don't kill bro. Hey, do you want a good you do video? No, bro?
Yes, bro, of course
You gotta keep me around
Let me know if you for the clip let me know if you for the clip
who is this wait Santa wait boys not why do I have multiple
footsteps you guys better not be teeming yo are you guys teeming yeah all of
us your Santa I took down your teammate if you're coming from here I take you
Don't do that to him.
I don't know what I got close to this.
I could go out of there.
The same circuit my drones will reveal where I am.
Yo, I'm C.L. Habibi. Hello.
I know you can hear me.
Hello.
Yo, yo, yo. Bro, wait, are you German?
What are you buying, drones?
I'm buying nothing. I'm buying nothing.
I'm buying nothing, I know.
What do you mean you check?
Are you maybe in this wretched?
Wait are you close to me?
Ready?
No!
Everybody didn't stop.
Missed?
No! You piece of shit!
Oh my god, you're at 5000% if not your bollocks.
You're at 5 HP!
Oh my god.
I was thinking about running into zone killing myself, not gonna lie.
Oh my god.
Zirochus, Zirochus. Last game guys.
Yo, I'm the only one addicted. What the fuck?
Last game.
Epidemic, this is crazy bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Epidemic, this is so fucking cool.
This piece of shit serious, back serious, leave now, I'm not joking, bro.
Why is he back?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm too nice for this game.
Yo, serious, bro, why are you playing, bro?
Just because you have that, it doesn't mean you have to, like, look in again, bro.
What is this?
Can we actually burn the...
Wait, wait, I need to unmute.
I bet Drake loops fast, I'm sorry.
Can you motherfuckers?
Serious, I'm being serious, I'm being serious.
Don't don't play so serious and I mean it like jokes aside. Okay, buddy. Listen here on everything
I wasn't sniping on everything. Yeah, but you are
PSP I shot the guy through a fucking wall
How did you know you're accused of sniping?
So how would you know to the spectators?
You see me in game? I'm friendly, guys.
I'm friendly.
Same, bro.
Same.
You're true.
Loki kills you, just like Flash.
We only came in the lobby.
Guys, we don't have to-
I vouch for Muda.
He's never killed me.
Muda.
Thank you.
Fury.
If I see you, I'm not gonna kill you, okay?
If I see you, you are dead, buddy.
What the fuck?
Yo, guys, I'm always friendly.
If you can hear my voice, bro, and everything,
let's team up and let's win this game, okay?
I'm gonna get wet serious where you're dropping you have to be honest now
Yo, please kill top right. I'm not joking, please
Actually top right like the one top right top right. Yeah, the three red
Don't try hard bro. Like please bruh
We like we get it you can aim we got it
I
Actually
You can you all run off I'm not joking
And many shots I have we have
Scout scout scout I need scout max ammo scout max ammo and movement movement extra done extra done movement extra just
movement and the repulse and the repulse for respawn respawn yes it's okay
I bought it all I bought it all it's coming so yo yo yo we have to win this
talk coming talk coming talk come on come on come on come on
shite where may get come off of being green I'm not gonna lie yeah and you
asking for way too much bro oh my god
The walker's giving the slug up here.
Open fast, open fast, open fast.
Yo, yo, who's this? Who's this?
Who's that? Who's that? Who's that?
Yo, yo, you made it us!
Yo, yo, who did that? Who did that?
Yo bro, actually don't kill.
We're doing something right now.
Don't kill.
Does someone have an extra jump?
Get out! Get out!
Out, nice.
Our gang is only three people.
Our gang is only three people, okay?
You're in your epidemic.
Alright, alright, alright.
I hope you didn't have a respawn point close by.
Guys, whenever someone comes, we tell them friendly, and then we're not friendly.
Wait, they may hear us right now.
I'm joking if you can hear me.
I'm joking, we're friendly.
But we're not.
Is he scouting?
If you want to stop scouting, hey, hey.
I can't see anyone, I can't see anyone.
But down your respawns guys, but down your respawns.
What's up?
T!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
T, T, T!
You got a show dog.
T, we're friendly, we're so friendly, bro.
T, T, I'm peeking right now.
You're not only friendly.
Throw.
T, you can't open enemy guys.
T!
That was a warning shot!
You wanna join or no?
I'm not.
That was a warning shot!
I'm not teaming.
What?
I'm doing the squad, doing the squad.
You scumbag, why are you not teaming?
We got an old team!
Where are you?
I'm not gonna lie, I'm fucking scared!
Oh, see good stuff in these crates!
What?!
Thank you.
Epidemic, you're in the crates!
He's rolling!
I don't know, I don't know.
Oh my god, there's so much ammo.
What the fuck?
Are you trolling?
epidemic a bomb I got him I got him he's fine okay I mean I don't know no
not yet enemy down
I told you to team cheers we spawn point over there I know it
T
I need to try to remember what's inside of the zone.
here
it's fine
no movement
about the wrong shape
yo anyone close by
i can hear
18
yo yo yo can you hear me ha baby
who's my friend that i can hear
who's my friend over there
i heard you extra jump buddy
Hello?
Yo, friendly, friendly bro!
Hello, don't shoot, don't shoot!
It's got shit on it.
Yo, who's this?
I'm friendly.
yo yo hot times I'm misclicked is it you
I have a bad second I need a better one
I dropped
I need my bomb lines
The enemy is remaining.
It's not a loot. It's not a loot.
Is there someone behind me?
It's a mooder. It's a mooder.
Two enemies though. Two.
I shouldn't have bought. I shouldn't have bought.
I feel like the eight game buying is bad.
Not when over here.
Give me the bomb once now.
Yo yo yo, hey, who is that?
Only on my wife I won't kill you.
Yeah, we can team up.
I swear on my wife, only on you.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, I'm not here for a party.
Wait, move up!
You piece of shit!
I can't move, I can't move.
Only this is you!
Oh, fuck me, what the fuck!
You're so bad, fuck you.
Oh
You try hard you shot me instantly bro
No, it's that somebody killed someone that I got scared up. I killed him because I knew it wasn't you
I know your gloves. I know your gloves right now. It wasn't my boy mood up. Oh, I
Was king snakes
No!
Last game, last game!
Oh my god!
Javice is too good!
Oh my god, I'm addicted, I'm actually addicted.
I'm actually addicted.
Yo, Sany, I'm sorry bro!
I'm not gonna trust anyone.
Guys, trust me!
You should trust me!
Loops, you can trust me!
Bro, when did I ever trust you?
For you but someone else spawned in front of me.
Guys, I see someone, I'm shooting right away, I don't care.
Yeah, I'm talking a tryhard.
Can you kick this guy?
Kick this guy out.
I'm so mad.
NCL is tryhard.
NCL is tryharding.
I'm playing for the buy skull.
I'm literally playing for the buy skull.
I let you revive.
And I leave. Did I not?
These tryhards are placing me out.
That's a tryhard.
They don't talk.
They don't talk and they just kill you.
What? That's nothing. Guys, always, always when you see someone close to your square, always talk, always talk.
Maybe, like, if you can see, if I hear you, bro, I'm down to team. I'm down to team.
I'm gonna sign you out. Insta is your thing.
Guys, actually leave me like, I was top left. Please. Like, I actually wanna, one time for the video, like...
Okay.
Bro!
What happened?
One time for a video
Guys don't fall for his tricks. This is exactly what he wants you to do guys don't listen to him
Hey listen to
Who's at the bottom who's at the bottom with me?
I'm talking
Actually, who's up left?
Joe epidemic
Let's team I'm top left. I'm right in the lighthouse, but I'm not joking. I'm not joking
joking. That's me right next to you. You're cooked bro. Yo yo, who is this? I'll be with
you. Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Epidemic? Okay, okay, okay. Like bro, that's
actually team up. I'm getting sliding down, aren't I? Fuck! Nice man, bitch! Get over
Wait up a little bit slow, get your ass over here boy!
Any last words buddy?
Dammit buddy!
Only that 30 damage you gotta stick me buddy!
Get my-
AHAHAHA!
Does he ever respawn?
I don't think so right?
Come on.
Move to safety.
Is everyone respawning? I don't think so, right?
Move to safety.
There you go.
For heaven's sake. Do I have a block?
I feel like they need a coming right now.
In, in, in, in, in, in, in.
I actually don't kill me, bitch.
Like are you friendly or no? I have nothing. I actually have nothing. Please let me at least like yeah, I
Am not this way. Yeah
Yeah, but why you blow up happy you say you just want to team with them and you know I see in the kill feed you blow them up
Yes, I didn't say team from with only with you, bro
Okay
Like I'm down to win this with you together bro
But happy happy like he was
dangerous
Who is you yeah, it's me. It's me. Don't shoot don't you don't okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Actually wait so many people
Yeah, yeah, yeah, do you think so it's on I'm back. I'm actually that don't tell me please I have to know
I-I-I'm dead.
Yeah, I'm never a demon.
I'm actually dead.
Stop!
Hey!
Don't do anything!
Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! I've nothing! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
don't shoot don't shoot don't don't shoot don't shoot please hello hello hello
hello hello hello can anyone hear me it's a repulsion hello hello anyone
camping in this house I'm friendly I'm actually friendly I'm nothing I am not
joking
I'm not gonna kill you look look look I'm not do it come on we can actually win
But I'm not
The trick is just shout friendly
Hey, T you can be part of the plan we can do it to that one last time
How could I trust you team gonna buy where I please be I'm gonna burn the shirts
Actually actually friend you though whoa
bro!
this is tense this first one
oh my god
i know you get it
bro is too much for me
teamers in this lobby
oh my god
yeah that's what i'm saying
you're getting better team bro
yeah i'm sorry bro
nah that's fucked up
i don't forget bro
wait wait
we're strategizing
There's a team up there.
Holy teams!
There's a lot of guys up there.
There's a lot of guys shooting.
We need to be friendly.
Friendly, friendly, friendly.
Oh!
Friendly.
Who is that?
Hey!
Get shit done!
Okay, that's good.
Shoot some more.
Look at those teamers.
Oh, Pranglo.
Finally real teammates.
Oh, my god.
No, no, no.
Where?
There's all nine magnates on your left.
What?
Oh!
Oh, my god.
Oh
Reboot it's that's insane how are you doing?
To the both moderators
Cheating
Okay
But he don't do it, but he of course is one of them what he has to watch my stream so he's learning a lot
What
banan check that's it three people one G while looting mega fucked Nick
booty has 2k you can buy some shit
yo stay dad up yo stay dad up
I wanna say one thing stay dad up
go into your closet like unbind shift
yo stay dad up go stay dad up
banan check out the struts
one G on the op now
I saw your I saw your name in the bottom left
Bro I trust me I was not I was not unshifting I was gonna kill you
Shut up buddy
You're a rat
You're a fucking Amazon bro
Get where you are
Oh my
Friendly
Oh my god Amazon
What's your line?
A second of vulnerability?
Friendly, friendly!
And now he's falling!
He doesn't know!
Huh?
Move to safety.
1v1.
Taking baths, taking baths, taking baths, taking baths.
1g wins.
All in on Budi Shunzias.
Oh, Budi only has MP5.
Wait, 1 billet.
All these wash streamers, they never play the game.
You do it on the cases.
I don't know
I'm expect
Through energy grenade
What the mess
Ah
That crazy
Goodie got slime
Oh
Made before was the same too
Booty got clipped twice.
Look at the ADR and Booty was fly hard.
Oh my god! Booty 1000 ADR!
Oh my god.
Kick this fly hard. Oh my god.
Guys, I'm dipping. I'm dipping.
Thank you for joining. This was the best.
This was the best.
Ah, I'll say it next map.
Bro, why is this so much fun? Why is this so much fun, bro?
What the fuck?
Wait, oh, one more. No.
bro this is too good
one more game
we're doing one more come on G
come on
are we full lobby
are we full lobby here right?
yes yes yes yes yes
i do much fun
where do you drop bro
let's actually team
where do you drop it
I'll tell y'all.
Top left, top left, top right.
He has no discord, he has no discord.
Ah, I got you, I got you, I got you.
That's diabolical.
Guys, we have to kill only pixel on side, bro.
This is okay.
What?
At least do it in the privacy of, like, proximity chat, buddy.
Discord DMs is diabolical.
Yo, bro, bro, bro, grab a droppin', grab a droppin'.
We need to team up, we need to team up.
Bro, let's take over the slobby.
This is our game, bro.
No, we're gonna win.
To to be I am only I am only it's my it's my mission to let you win this game
We need to let you win this game. Okay, I appreciate that. Oh my mood. I'm gonna wait with where they drop like just place your marker anywhere
And then last second we change it. Okay, when no one else
Ten seconds ten seconds we come from this up
Make sure you take low key not the table where you dropping where you drop seven seconds. Let's drop
Uh...
Wait it's all taken left middle left middle left middle left middle left middle left
No
Okay
Fuck me
Uh take bonus money maybe
I'm gonna walk towards you
Are you at the structure towards the water towards the river?
Yes yes I'll carry river I'll carry river
I'm gonna come towards you
Don't shoot
Are you on are you the below me or the left?
Below to your left
Okay
Okay okay
We have to leave this corner this is not fair I can't come in
My arms!
Come in. Come in. Come in.
Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Yeah. Let's go.
Buy armor. Buy armor. Buy armor.
I will. I will. I will. I will.
I have armor already.
Okay. Good, good, good.
Loot up a little bit. Loot up a little.
Yeah. Yeah. I have nothing. I have nothing.
We're gonna do that.
Okay.
They can't over there. Do you have anything to do with me?
Oh my god, big gun, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on, go on, go on.
If you were 50, get rid of your slime, Muda.
Guys, I can't do that. Ah, ah, ah, I need to win it with my boy.
What the fuck? Nice, let's go.
You want it or no? Yumpy, yumpy. No, no, no.
No, it's okay, you can have it, you can have it.
Just protect us, protect us, protect us.
Do we go? Let's go city, oh, let's go city.
There is a guy here, there is a guy here. Yo, can you hear us?
Can you hear us? You can join the team.
I'm friendly, friendly. I have no gun.
Can you hear us? You can join our team.
You move to the right. Yo, yo, bro! Friendly, friendly, don't shoot, don't shoot.
Friendly, friendly, friendly, friendly. Don't shoot!
Friendly, friendly, friendly. Don't shoot.
Friendly.
Don't mind for you guys.
We're doing YouTube series.
Yes, bro.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't shoot! Who shot me?
Friendly, friendly, friendly. Stop shooting.
Bro, you know they shot us guys stop shooting bro. I have to shoot back at some point. I don't want to go
I don't want to
Definitely, he's really funny. He's close. He's close check this guy check this guy check this guy
We're gonna put it in this way this way and it's fully okay, I
Don't know which one I see him. Yo, bro. We're friendly
hello yo bro bro the zone is coming we can help you
I
Hello
Mura Mura yo yo who's this who's this? I'm friendly
are you only only only what's this what's this
mura and it's help mura mura mura mura mura mura mura mura mura mura mura mura mura mura
mura mura mura i'm coming to watch you mura it's hunting us out it's hunting us out
no friendly i'm friendly i have no gun serious i'm not joking odys is you odys
No, it's not careful
Did he want to watch your note? Oh my god, what the fuck did you want to watch your note?
It's serious
Fuck you once at me, bro. I
Thought you would refrag him, bro
only up the building I've nothing I have nothing
bro we're cooked
Muda?
it's Muda over there right?
we'll go by chat
come on
and then I get a gun
yo Muda Muda Muda
yo who's this?
stop!
shit man it's only where are you?
I'm coming up. Where are you? I'm next to you.
I'm right here, man. I'm right here, man.
I'm right here, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, there's a guy.
There's a guy.
Do you have a gun?
Where?
No, I have nothing, only.
Yo, yo, we're friendly.
Else we're going to kill you.
Friendly, I don't have a gun.
What the hell do you have?
I see him.
I see him down there.
Oh, he's coming.
Yo, bro, stop.
Oh, shoot.
Oh my god, only.
I see him.
I ordered a gun.
Yo, yo, yo, friendly, friendly!
Oh, they're looking at us.
I'm going to waste my time.
There's an air drop coming right on.
Yo, yo, friendly, friendly!
Nice.
Muda, look at the air drop.
Look at the air drop.
Friendly, we don't have guns.
Look at the air drop, Muda.
Look at the air drop right in front of us.
Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda!
Air drop, air drop, air drop, air drop.
Oh, my god.
Hey!
Where?
Over there.
Back, back, back, back.
We need to run in the building.
Only come to the morning.
what is happening there's no friends in war don't shoot there's no friends in
war
He's going to
You know that I'm here
My friend
Hello, hello. Yes, I am you are why there's so many people here. Why are you guys?
I would give you my position, but I am a little scared I have the high ground, okay, all right
You know you'll be lonely. Go up a ladder from underground
I believe you bruh
Wow, he's chicken whiffling with that shit.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, I'm not aware of this.
Is the mood up?
I think there's no people anymore.
I looped the troller.
Oh my god.
What happened to Mooda?
My bad.
I actually took the drum.
Bro, I took the drum.
I moved my player by the way.
I'm back for your life.
A! A!
On A-18.
Wait, fuck. I'm...
Ah! No.
Epidemic was MCL on low HP.
Epidemic. Come on, man.
Easy win.
Don't die too slow.
No!
Oh, no.
Is that it?
There he was.
Is that the next one?
Come on.
Bitch!
Here's two player models.
No.
Okay.
Yo, bro, epidemic, where you cheeky, bro?
You're the server owner, and you somehow win the last game.
Something is fishy, bro.
Every week, you can have no game, bro.
I'm just a buddy.
I'm off AK, everything.
Yo, epidemic, you own the server, and you somehow win the last game.
I call Sass.
I got a cheeky god mode for a few seconds, huh?
No, no, no, no, no.
I call Sas! I call Sas!
She give god mode for a few seconds, huh?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god.
Our last game though, right?
Yeah, nah, we do, we do, bye bye and...
Yo, Chad.
Nah, this actually last, like, this was the last, like, I'll now say bye.
Oh my god.
Yo, boys, that was fun, that was fun. I'm actually dipping.
Thank you for letting us out.
How was your team?
We got to do this again.
But those scummy teamers, I swear!
You! I said you!
I said you!
God, that was so good!
That is so good!
That's so good of an opening case
So good of an open case to use afterwards.
Keep up the rush, keep up the rush.
Good, good, good.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Boys and girls, if you want to play this yourself,
I think he has a public server, I could be wrong.
But I think he only has one, so it's GG.
Yo, yo, yo, do you have a server?
Do you have a server where people can play?
Awesome.
Oh, there is, guys.
Hearts in the check for Epidemic, bro.
This guy right here for doing cool shit.
Boys and girls, when Valve is not cooking,
community members like him are.
When Valve is not putting in any work,
he's putting in triple work.
What the fuck?
But he is working overtime.
That was too much fun.
I had too much fun.
I had the dangers on vibes from fucking a year ago, bro.
Your Epidemic, which server should I shout out, bro?
where can people play this bro?
where can people play this?
what's my feedback?
a proximity chat
is what i always thought was
the most coolest thing that's possible to to danger zone in csgo even
and it turns out that it is
all right it's this link right here boys
epidemic.gg slash danger zone right there right there
Bro imagine in CS 2, Valve released it with Proximity Chat.
The good thing about CS Proximity Chat is everyone uses already a mic.
Everyone knows how to, everyone has the keybind set up, you know what I mean?
It's just a missed opportunity if you don't, bro.
Valve, bring back the Angelzone and put some Proximity Chat on it.
Bro, it's too good.
It's too good.
In the real game it would be TOS TOS.
I don't think so, or?
Yo!
Yanny, I appreciate the rate, bro.
Sorry for betraying sorry for betraying sorry for betraying sorry for betraying hearts in the chat
Hearts in the chat bro. You're fucking twitch username is fucking od bro username cheating. That's fucking crazy, bro
That is fucking crazy your hearts and chat for fucking
Wait, what is this which username those cheating?
I enjoyed that too much. Yeah. Yeah, that was too much fun. That was too much fun, bro
Too much fun. Let me ask when Jinx is coming
yo yo yo when are we going in
roughly
how does Jinx see always Insta see bro chat every time I text Jinx see on on
I message it insta shows rat not delivered insta rat, huh?
He says one hour
Yo
Let's fucking go bro, let's fucking go
W's I was odd
Should I hop into a game of premiere?
Because low key I do need to work on my CS skills
I do need to work on my CS skills myself
How am I supposed to fucking?
Be like not a role model in CS, you know, but like Jinxie is calling for advice
How am I supposed how how am I the guy that's being called?
But then and then I miss good and then I miss easy shots
Quick little case
Because it's ready. He is gonna go for the gold tonight. I lost my voice. I lost my voice for playing that
We should have not stayed go go go go go
Chat, should I show Jinx he surfed today as well?
And KZ for like a minute?
Just like 10 minutes open and it could be fun, no?
Okay, easy, easy, easy, easy, what did Hivice say?
What did Hivice say?
I'm fried after that, bro.
I was already fried, I'm not gonna lie, but that just fried me the looks.
That was too much fun.
Hivice, trying to get Steam support to unlock as a card.
It's still not unlocked!
High-wise if no cases I still have something fun for like an hour like an hour of nice CS content
Hopefully hopefully in my head it sounds fun. Maybe it's not. I hope it is
Is it not unlocked yet high-wise?
Is it not unlocked yet
Chat does someone know with new accounts for CS?
Once they hit the steam limit when does it get unlocked again?
Is it different than other accounts than our accounts? For me it's only 24 hours.
They asked for info and we gave them everything.
Wait, you're locked locked?
Have I scorned this card real quick if you can.
I send you a friend request.
Chalice is this normal?
It's 07 only answers tomorrow.
Oh yeah, today is Saturday.
Nine.
They thought he got hacked, Thursday?
You're trolling, bro.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing that he can't open cases?
Hmm.
At least he doesn't get to dig that.
Yo, yo, yo, high-vice, high-vice.
Yo, yo, yo.
Is it, is it, is it chopped?
Yeah, I'll give you a, I'll give you a screen shot,
but basically they're not letting him buy like anything,
so he has over, he probably has just under 150 cases,
and then I tried to go buy keys,
and an error message pops up,
up and it says um like can't go through this purchase like even in game so it says like
create a support ticket and we did that and they're they're asking for like a whole bunch
of information like address yeah yeah i know i know in like first game yeah all of that shit
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um...
Huh, wait, so you have 150 cases right now, but no keys?
Yes.
That's so rich, man.
Um... fuck.
I wonder, wait, so...
I wonder if gift cards may work?
See, that's what we tried.
I gave him...
I sent him $300 worth of gift cards,
and he can't even go through with that.
The money is in the account, but he can't buy.
Yeah.
Oh, hell no.
Chad, did someone ever have that problem?
Bro, I never had, like, I don't know.
I just never had an issue like that.
It may be GG, like, until it's fixed.
But I have something decent set up, like a little bit of CS stuff.
Like, we, the case is, it's nice, but today it should be fine.
Like we can do some sure, 24.
Chat, how fast does a CS reply, usually?
That was my question.
Yeah, on a Saturday.
Because that also matters.
One day, one to two days.
Oh, god.
Two days.
Yeah.
But the message does say, if they verify the information,
we should never have to do it again.
like they remove restrictions.
Yeah.
So.
Huh, okay, hey, I mean, hey, if no cases today, man,
oh man, is he tweaking out about it a little bit?
Like cases, cases, cases?
Yeah, he's, I mean, he's hoping that they get back to him.
We can do some cases today.
Shit.
I thought the gift card method would work, bro.
They locked his whole account.
Yeah, that is kind of crazy.
Damn, hey, it is what it is, it is what it is.
Maybe no cases today, but there will be many,
many more cases in the future, that's for sure.
for sure, for sure
alright, I'm your beast, your beast
uh... you can join the challenge today, like as a...
I can text you what it is right now, it's like...
it's like this, it's like...
you feel me? you feel me?
yeah, yeah
that's gonna be nice, I swear
or should be with, with, with, with this bro,
with this, with this.
I hope this works, with this, with this.
That's kinda cool, though.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
If you have some fun people
that you've used in challenges before,
that should be joining,
then write them down
and then we can send them the server once it's ready,
because we will need like this many people.
Like I can get people,
but if you have some people too
that you want to join, just let me know.
You know?
yeah we'll do we'll do all right sounds good all right talk to you peace peace peace
yeah love you love you bye love brother love w man come on g come on now the
jinx is squad the jinx is squad bro bro that was the first person who says
love you bro I swear sometimes I say love you like to some of my youtube
address bro and they're like okay bye what the fuck jinx you always love you
bro hi boys love you bro come on man where's the love bro yo bro I love
I love that. I love that. Come on. I hate when people do that.
W. Danny. That's like...
Broody you yesterday as well. I said like love bro love.
Anyone like bye bye.
I know. I swear.
Alright, alright, alright.
Do I hop into a game of Premier?
Premier?
I think so.
Twi- Oh God.
Jinx is live.
Let's go.
Chad I'm hyped, I'm hyped, I'm hyped, I'm hyped.
Fuck, one thing I'm scared about though
is that it's not gonna be fun.
Like sometimes I like get way too excited for something
and then it's not fun.
And then it's like, oh, something goes wrong.
Oh my God.
I've learned to not like over like get excited
for something, you know what I mean?
All right, all right.
Do I have time to hop into a premiere?
Yeah, yeah, right?
Chad, yes or no?
This is something else we should do.
chat, watch some videos, quick react or premiere game.
Oh, talk to me.
Premiere.
We can change to fucking getting my CS2 rank.
All right, boom.
Please change YouTube title to Cosy.
Oh no.
Do I solo queue?
Zolo can be so cancer bro.
Is Fury maybe down?
Do I go solo chat?
Zolo?
Oh my god.
For content bro Zolo 2 can sometimes be no absolutely none
because like a stream sniper and then Gigi and then
I'm Zoloing, I'm Zoloing, fuck it
only one game, y'all I hope this game doesn't break my mood bro
sometimes it do, sometimes it do, I'm not joking
alright we're in
we need a good map, y'all my friends my friends
Let's please ban Mirage Inferno. Don't ban us too. Please don't ban us to Mirage Inferno, Mirage Inferno. Please guys, please.
Okay.
Cheesebag.
NICE! Thank you guys.
Chat is my voice cooked enough so they don't recognize?
Can you keep talking?
I'm doing my voice so they can't.
What's your sound, Rao?
You sound like on a pixel.
What?
Where are we stuck with shit maps?
One person has to go on bro.
Yo let's play ancient.
It is you.
How?
It is you.
No it's not bro.
It fucking is.
This is low rank.
What do you mean low rank?
Here we go.
It's time to win, it's time to win, it's time to win, it's time to win, it's time to win.
His tongue chewing.
Alright, I'm not losing, though.
It's time to get a good rank.
Oh, I added the song recently in my playlist. Listen to this.
Can't revive out.
Do I play full screen win note?
Fall in said he's playing full screen win note.
So it can be meta.
And after danger zone, I just got used to it.
What's this?
Just without a pixel.
Let's go boys!
It's time to win bro!
Guys, no one open the stream.
Sometimes when people watch the stream, they get nervous.
Don't be nervous. We need to get Ilo, okay?
Fuck! Let's go.
Let's go
Let's go let's go
Motts and shats all in on the prediction, bro
all in
I'm not losing tonight
All right boys. Listen. Listen. Listen. I've played these guys. Yes. I got you. I got you. I got you
Let's rush a on the start
Okay, they always expect to be rushed in this elo in this fucking dog low elo, bro
And we're getting out of the scene right now. Come on. Hey
Yeah, and everyone close the stream. I don't want to hear any like please don't be nervous, bro
Please if you get zero kills, bro, I'm gonna shame you. I'm not joking bro. I'm gonna match
Here we go. Okay, okay
Let's start off all with you now
Help
Yo, see my shooting
I
Who what happened?
We won shot all of us. No, yeah
I think we should just equal equal equal rush be rush be equal equal rush be they're not gonna expect it
It's yeah, so I don't be scared to run out guys, please when one person dies you have to refresh
You can catch them on a reload with a pan stone. Let's go bro. Yeah
Should have stayed in danger
One long days
I'm gonna push B to temple okay yeah just play for yourself this game okay
this round we play for ourselves focus on your aim alright alright we have to
in for on it come on yo what is your profile picture pink yes my main is
with simple as a fellow German I feel like I should listen to people
Tempor one
Me
When I'm lost
The bastard's done for once and lost the green ocean
Yo guys, did you not warm up before this game?
And be honest, please. Please be honest, bro.
Did we warm up? Yes or no?
Not really, I'm drinking wine.
You're drinking wine while playing ranked?
This is a low elo game, what do you expect?
Ohne, Silvassa. Silvassa.
See you, Vasa!
What's this? What's this?
Oh my God!
Be clear!
Guys, it's around 3v2.
Yo...
Chad.
I need a reason to...
One here, shorty!
Plant a breeze!
3v1
Niiiiiiiice!
I got you on, eh?
Nah, you're the fast one.
Is that your cat?
No, not that, I wish, what the fuck
That's racist
I drop
What's racist?
I don't fucking know
Where you from?
Malta
Are you tax evading?
Or why?
I was born here, what the fuck
Wait, are you actually Maltese?
Bro, I always wanted to talk to you Maltese
I wasn't Malta, thinking about going there
benefits like a fucking scum bag and I changed my whole opinion on it what is
your opinion on people moving there for tax for tax benefits be honest as a
local what I'll tell you soon okay one time
What is my crosshair placement? Am I aiming for Lebron James?
Yeah guys, I'm coming with bomb towards A, okay?
We're going to plant on A bro, nice.
You got this.
What is that craft?
What is that?
Show that AK.
Who's this is that?
Retro Vatigo, Retro Vatigo, Retro Vatigo!
You like my...
No I do not!
What about it?
What does it say?
It says something I don't think it can...
Yellow, give it to me!
Give it to me!
Yeah!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay!
Bro buy something else!
No! I did this myself!
what are you black on donut actually too far classic CS problem not gonna lie
I'm done playing this game with the N1 AK we have the stream snipers we have
the pocket cheaters get me fucking out
I'm playing with bots yo eevee that was clean eevee do you have a mic that's my brother
that's my brother
is it actually?
yeah it doesn't play counter-side though
i can tell he's playing like ass
yeah i can
can someone drop me an AK that doesn't have the N1 on it? like please
thank you both
1-0-6 what the fuck
You have no obligation to be the same player, you are last round, you are right!
TEMP and low.
I have one HP.
One is still down.
Bye bye!
I heard him, donut, I heard him.
One donut, one donut.
Go get him, come on, push side guys.
One donut, one donut, one donut.
Last donut, last donut, just one.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah, still donut, still donut.
Nice for giants.
Easy.
easy
Yahoo
Yo yo yo pepper pepper pepper
Yeah, you ever kept proper fish are you a furry?
No, what the fuck I just like cats
You don't care, okay? Can you make the sound of a cat? I'll think you can bro
Man not on your scene
No one is gonna clip it bro come on one quick me out one quick me out for the boys please
There are 8, 2 left, cheese.
Yeah, 2 on the left.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
You got it!
One more, one more!
Check this net out, check this net out.
You blocked me!
I blocked you!
Check this out.
One more in city.
Where do my bullets go?
Huh?
chat I'm not gonna lie it feels weird to play this after playing danger zone like
my head right now it's in in it's it's I can't play strategic 5v5 I can only
play running gun danger zone
do you know what I mean
my head shots do more damage you're probably not stupid this is not my
fast day around the CS block. Alright. Maybe because I'm playing in window. Nice sir.
Good try. Great try. Guys remember CT7 will be easy. Also we just got 4k'd by this guy.
come on let's play as a team, we haven't played as a team in a bit
so what's your opinion as a Maltese of people coming in for tax evasion
oooooh
well
if you don't do it you're an idiot I think
but remember bro you as a local bro everything gets more expensive
there's constructions everywhere
bam bam bam
the rent prices
you're right
inflation and shit
I know I work in HR
so I know about that
because of salaries and shit
H.A.
I work as a tax consultant, so talking about tax fraud is a bit...
One more bit.
One long, I can't aim anymore.
Yeah.
What?
Complete!
Last...
Summer?
Ability?
I have it. I have it.
Proging that shit?
Yeah.
Do you actually work as a text as a text guy as a text guy well what did you say do you
actually work as a text guy donut yeah I'm not kidding in Germany yep damn wait
you're looking for like you're looking for loopholes for us or do you like fuck us no
I'm looking for loopholes usually.
Ooh, that's my Drilla.
So what's your go-to plan right now as a German if you're paying a lot?
Just try to take as much advantage of the system as I can.
W
Nice boys, NICE! It's overrun them with sheer force
What? You got flashed?
Yo yo yo donut donut donut
yeah do you have some famous clients nope no no one hour spawn soon we will
right
I
Want
High-BREAK of a mic
What?
Oh, how? You're so shy, no?
Why don't you talk yet?
The bottom of the leaderboard not talking.
What's your-
Hello there.
Yo, yo, where are you from, bro? Where are you from?
I talked to you.
Yeah, where are you from? Where are you from?
Poland.
Damn, W Poland, dawg.
Let's get along.
Yeah, Poland is too nice.
Nice.
Let's just run out of here. Run out, run out, run out.
One more, one more.
One longer, I think.
What?
One more!
Yeah, he's long, have we planned?
Yeah, behind maybe.
So let's watch this, check this out.
Short one.
And flashing one.
Flashing one.
What?!
Stay here.
SF too much ADHD right now.
I can't play.
I'm playing like Donk.
Save.
Well done.
They can not stop now.
Boom.
How many kills do I have?
I'm gonna kill her now, man.
I need an AWP.
Yo, let me lock him, let me lock him.
My chat is saying you're wall hacking, Pobre. Are you wall hacking?
No, sir. I'm terrible.
Probably, probably.
And you wouldn't lie, right? You wouldn't lie, you wouldn't lie, you wouldn't lie, you wouldn't lie.
No, I won't.
Okay, fair, fair. Wait, you guys got a reason.
I'm doing a flashback.
One temple.
What's this?
My opus cracked, we all know it.
Double opus.
One guy is flanking us, I know. What's this?
One tom-de-lackeen-flaaah.
Let's go, I'm going to be...
Let's go, let's go, I...
Get me out of here.
Well, why stand is on so much more fun
Like what
Don't try guys I'm addicted to that son that was lit
Proximity VCS go with it
I'm a city-side player, what's this?
You feel that it's okay to declare less than what you earn to avoid taxes and then like
get it on the other side?
I mean, you should declare what you have, you should just use what you can to minimize
the tax payout.
Of course.
Yeah, because one trick I did was basically put all the employees on the minimum amount, so they don't pay tax.
And then you paid them outside? In crypto or what?
No, I used to work at the brokerage, so yeah, we used to pay them in crypto and other things.
B.
Yeah, could be. Full-striker, Rambo.
I
Can't hit the long range
Yeah, we have to go in
Let's go bro.
Do you feel this?
Ramp.
Do you feel it?
They're both ramp!
Those try-hards!
They're huge, huge, huge!
Oh!
Bloody aards!
Why am I peaking at this one?
I need to go in over.
no no no
hyper bro how old are you?
hyper? what?
how old are you bro how old
how old are you bro
how old how old
how old
old? yes
yes how many?
what?
guys get a long day long day long day
one minute
two minutes
no fucker
nice
of course of course
no more master no more master
no more master
i got on a spot
watch this check this out
one temple
no we stop
you are a
yeah that was bad
This is the line, man.
Forget about it! Forget about it!
I'm so frightened I was trying to change the song I was clicking the applause.
Chad, remind me to take a quick readjust after this.
I cannot focus right now.
1v1.
oh no
getting too old for cs oh my god
no no no no no no
oh i'm so bad
no you're not no you're not
i need you
i'm bad yes bro bro i have to lock in bro i'm actually garbage right now
bro i have same kills as your brother you know what that means come on bro
ay ay ay
Did you see the post from CS2 about the cases changing in Germany with the x-ray thing?
I wish I didn't see it.
Didn't he post the video?
What?
I thought he posted the video on that already.
Oh my head is not as good as I thought.
Yeah I saw it bro.
Minus 4-1 is nice.
One ramp.
Still hurts. I don't know if I like it or not.
I mean I like Basile. It's probably good for the people you know.
For people that can't come from themselves it's really good.
I talked to a French guy and he said he opened way less since the update.
Oh they already have it. Yep, yep we know what it looks like.
Just kill him, just kill him, yes sir.
Knife him, knife him, knife him, knife him.
Yes, AK!
How did he spawn in an AK?
Have you ever opened a gold guys?
I did once.
What was it?
Never.
I've never opened a knife.
Don't know.
What was it?
Do you remember?
Remember I don't even remember to be honest
One more you got it you got it one more you get it
my voice is gone I feel like I need a coffee do I get it do I get a coffee
the time is right now my chat is about the time check the time of controlling
face like actually I'm a little too middle to 10 p.m. what already done that
I can't hold on out, maybe.
Donuts here.
A nut?
Can't hold on here.
Hello.
I should have dropped 50 kills in this fucking body in the jargon.
If these guys are not on my level.
Donuts here.
Help, Bob.
I'm dead.
Running
Yeah, elbow
Doesn't know about me
One more, one more
One and B
How do we lose this round?
My spray is so bad right now
Want me to please win this
Your spray is always ass. No, it's not
You know that's not true chat
Very good
Yo low key guys yo green can you drop me an opera? I'm telling you you will not regret it
I'm telling you you will not regret it. I will get fucking multi kills all day
Please one please one
Please oh my thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
uh uh uh Shenkuyeh Shenkuyeh
I'm out
what's this what's this
Exagering
One more
Yellow same yellow same
One more
Check this out
Let's stay like this, this is a good setup.
I have ramp blue, I have ramp.
Can you hear something, B?
Nice.
Movement on B.
Careful, I don't see ramp.
Oh.
one
One side one left
VAS
They're both side both
I pop please
Please RVP, please bro. I will not let you down everything. I won't on everything wait. I can drop you. I can drop you
I can drop you boom boom boom boom boom boom. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Sorry. I'm sorry. I have no other money, please
I'll win this round myself watch watch watch are they gonna go a or B?
I'll go be I'll go be I'll go be
Should have you gone mid?
Nene trust trust trust last time there was no vision
I'm coming, get in that car.
FOOL!
What's this?
Holy shit!
I got you.
They were looking at green so there's no one going to be green.
someone kills me from jungle and i'm gonna crash out
i think that side is well covered
yeah side
nice boys
bomb drop
last unknown
let's just play safe
maybe they're not
i have CT
side
is he low is he low
no check both blind
check both blind
I
Can drop I can drop green don't buy
See you invested into me now you're getting your dividends now you're giving you and now you're getting your dividends, bro
That's a pizza?
Of course, of course
Let's go, let's go
Polska go rum, bro, polska go rum
Yeah, polska go rum
Bro, this is my job
Shite! Middle
Yo guys, I need help in middle, bro
I'm backing you, but I don't have a gun
They're so small
Hey, it is a...
I should repeat that
Should we be good?
You good?
No
The greatest for the WT
The decoy?
Donut, donut, side, side
Donut
I have long A
Donut, I'm pushing
One more mid, under the box
Nice!
Last one
Careful, the last one is good
Donut, donut
I have, I have, fuck this guy.
Careful, just don't get greedy guys.
No need to peek like that, you know?
I've been pinned in Donut.
Yellow, you have a Donut exit?
He has a test.
Yes, see, I see, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
He's dead, he's dead, now he's dead, now he's dead.
Ha ha ha!
Yeah!
Nice.
can someone drop me again thank you I'm buying fucking MP9 so why are you saying the effort
chill yeah sorry sorry yeah your stream yeah yeah thank you bro
That's the one.
Slash on B.
They're pushing up I think.
One more.
Two more, two more.
Two on site.
One on site, one in cave.
huh what is this perfect molly from those bots I'm gonna get it I'm gonna crush
I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got it.
Take what you're smart.
No.
Left side for short.
Nice!
Come on.
nice queen for bowling baby
your hyper hyper who's your favorite player bro
hyper bro who's your favorite pro player bro
not pro player
who's your favorite pro player in life
that we're not
my favorite like i
yeah which one
i'm not i'm not my favorite
Really? Pasha biceps? No? You hate Pasha biceps?
Yeah, Pasha biceps.
Papito.
Okay, nice, nice, nice.
You're not my friend! You're my brother, my friend!
Come on!
Here we go, watch this, watch this. Check this out.
And why not?
No, I love Pasha biceps as well.
They flashed.
Which is...
Iron mats.
One came, pushing.
Toby.
Told you he was lagged.
One more.
What?
Last one to the round.
Last round, let's go.
Haha!
That's too easy for us.
Too easy for us.
Hold it, Mark.
The Germany represent.
Yo, have a great life, guys.
Have a great life.
But you gotta scrape those stickers, purple, please.
Like, that's actually not funny.
But you gotta scrape those stickers purple please like that's actually funny
It's not funny. I'm not
No, it's not no. I'm being dead
I'm different give me something nice
Fuck new
I
Need to go toilet real quick give me 60 seconds
I'll be back then we bust open those two cases and then we fucking go nuts. All right quick little gold
quick little gold
60 seconds. I will be back right I need a quick little read you so bro listen to the song bro
It's so good at 60 seconds starting
Oh
Shit, huh? Why does my cat? Why does my cam just turn on? Oh hell no
What the fuck?
Shit, sir. Now you know what I do while I'm reducing boys and girls. I am cooked
I have some orange slices ready jinx is ready
Watch this let me call him. Let me call him the call except case the call except case go go go go go go
Nick oh
my god
You know, I'm fried right now. I'm fried right now
Whatever you think
Really crazy first. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Yo, I need to eat. I need to eat
I don't see a call yet. I don't see a call yet. Chad. Cheers my friends. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers
Bro
my last case
Also sad news. Jinxie maybe no cases today. Why because the Congress lot because I was spending a bunch of money
And they think he got hacked go go go go go
Gold! Gold!
Shit.
Cam off its Ramadan, shit, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
But it's already sunset, no?
Bro, I am cooked, I am cooked.
I'm sorry, just look away when I eat.
Where's my fucking thing to-
I don't have my glasses, can I give you a second?
Oh, I know.
Wow, wow, wow.
Oh, yo, yo, yo.
Vape break.
I do not vape.
Why do you just use your shirt?
If you're if you're a glasses enthusiast, bro, you know that the shirt doesn't do the right job
Sometimes I used to always use a shirt, bro, and then all of a sudden my glasses were hella scratched up
Yikes
All right, oh
My god chat
Do we go directly if Jinx is ready do we go directly?
Listen to me. What's the plan? He doesn't have cases. What do we do? I could show him
I can show him KZ surf KZ before surf right why because you have to know strafing low key
Just quickly just suck quick in and then I have the the small challenge potentially
What do you think
Premier but he doesn't have premier
Right, he doesn't have premier bro and premier. I don't know if he's ready for that. I'm not gonna lie
You know, like I'm gonna be straight up. I'm gonna be straight up Jankos ready
You I am ready though, I'm fucking fright the looks I'm fucking yo
Bro, look in my sleeping schedule is full ass, bro. Like I was awake and I was awake and I was awake at 2 p.m
I woke up at 2 p.m
I'm ready. Yo, bro, your name is not Jinxie, bro. What is this?
spend one bit so you have six seven I don't know what that means no competitive
with owner coach he doesn't have competitive
all right let me see what great if my aim is good right now because again I
can't be the guy no I need all of my workshops I'm such a scumbag oh that's
so stupid I have bots in this but let me just go fucking that much I have to see
real quick after so quick case opening and coach I'm not a case opening coach
bro I'm faced at level 10 bro
here we go
get me just full of bots let's see
oh no oh no the bot infestation
who saw it?
or was it because it was the last round?
There are a lot of people just botting.
Why don't I have my gloves equipped?
Zanko's ready? I'm ready, I'm ready. He just has to call me on Discord.
watch this watch this let me know when we're calling me check this out check
The sound!
WHAT?!
Hmph.
Bord lobby? It's not a Bord lobby bro!
WHAAAAAT?!
Where's the person's name? I can see it!
Who just killed me?
That was straight up max!
Was it Twigel?
Once someone joins, spectate they in Salif?
These bots are evolving bro, I'm not even joking.
I am not even joking. Where's Gritza?
nah look another AI another AI she is AI chat she is oh my god let me hold
well she is a I look at the bang yo bro it's literally died to a fucking
hacker I died to a hacker bro I don't suck guys I die to a hacker how my
Oh my how do I suck if it's
Okay, okay
Come come come under come under
Come middle come middle though come middle watch this come be like check this out yo
Yo, check me out and fucking con come con
are you streaming bro I don't say anything sas please I will get banned
don't do it don't do it don't worry we want yo you sound like a profanity
you're dead brother ah oh my god have to repeat your crazy
bro these AIs bro I swear
don't worry we won't
he couldn't expect it from the discord
I did, I did, three people disconnected instantly
it's crazy
wait why are you guys playing deathmatch?
did you stream snag me or do you just play this for fun?
I stream this for fun
what bro?
yeah how about that huh?
I'm in awe
bro that was lucky, lucky, lucky
why are you guys
I am the danger
Am I acoustic?
My timer just went off
Jinx see tomorrow
Let me see
Is it tomorrow?
and stop trolling the bro why they keep saying drinks you calling is not calling
bro oh my god ah Olaf just told me check before I forget before we hop into
drinks you call I am looking for a shorts editor I'm looking for a shorts
editor who's gonna join our team and work aside alongside with Olaf the
goat. I'm looking for a short editor. Um, please, if you're interested, if you're
interested, if you've edited before, or you think you can take on the job, but
again, it will be better if you did before. Let me see. Should I share the
link or no application form here? I'll put the edit there. All right. Olaf
wants to see a gameplay edit. This is the form. This is the form. I'm not
looking for new editors often because once you're part of the team, I
I usually try to make it work and you stay kind of locked for a while, my YouTube editors
I haven't changed in fucking what, four years, three years.
Right here.
Does this link work?
Yes or no, Chad?
Does this link work?
Yes or no?
I'm looking for a Shorts Editor.
Hey, Shorts Editor.
Does it say in there what you have to do?
Wait, let me see.
Let me see if Olaf cooked.
Verifies you.
Oh, hell no.
Why does he say that?
I have to end my password.
Chad, does it say the task?
Um, right here, right here.
Mots, you can like, I don't know, like put the link somewhere.
Yo, I thought it was Dima Warhags, bro.
It's fucking DMA Warhags.
You're already shot. There's no need to find it in.
Yo, bro, I thought it was my friend Dima trying to help me out, bro.
Because, yo, bro, never mind, never mind.
Most unemployed editor.
Yo, what are you talking about, bro?
That's the tough task for the shots, man.
You have to find shit when I'm gone for three months.
I
Don't worry about a thing
Teaching Jin see CS 2
Let me change title
I'm
You know second
I feel like my energy right now is I'm so cooked let me know when Jinx is ready boss
let me see what is my boy doing
what do you mean frog knowledge?
Chad, this shit is default knowledge.
Case openings? Chad, our...
He's in that much?
Chad, our next case opening is probably going to be Monday.
Maybe today, if Steam support replies to us.
If Steam support replies to us.
Steam support, get your shit up, bro.
Which they might not. I don't know.
I'm calling on it.
Okay, Oda, are you ready now?
He was waiting for me?
I'm calling on it.
Oda, it's ready.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Oda, what is up, my driller?
What is good, my G?
Were you waiting for me?
I was looking for you.
Oh, well, it's fine.
We were both waiting for each other, right?
I was watching Labinda Ball's score goal.
Ooh, the dunk of football.
Yes, yes.
Wait, what a great comparison.
Oh my god.
right right right great comparison wait oh no you've never played football but you watch football
neighbor i'm fake german i actually don't watch uh look you don't watch i watch the world cup
grand finals but no i don't i don't really watch it like that you know you only watch the world
cup grand finals yeah and even then bro like it's it's i'm chopped when it comes to football bro
so you don't even know like kimmych kimmych kimmych kimmych there's something like isn't he like
like a joke about it that he's like ass or something I remember something like
there but I couldn't tell you who it is no no no Kimmich is not ass Kimmich is
good he's one of the best German players one of the best German players
really I guess bro do you know Virts Florian Virts never heard of I know
Kevin Kurani Kevin Kurani Michelle Balak those are the guys that I know
No bro, those were playing at my time, you know?
Do you know like Bastion's fine style?
I got a jersey from him bro, for Christmas, when I was like 10 years old bro, the Bastion
try, I got the goat.
There we go, there we go.
Okay, well let's give it, you know the goats, yeah.
Let's give it a go to the icons dude.
Jigsie.
Yes.
No cases, right?
Hylis told me.
Yes, okay, so I'm banning myself from cases until Monday.
Until Monday.
Well, no.
If it was up to me, I'd be opening cases right now.
But here's what happened.
So here's what happened.
Steam recognized very suspicious payments,
because I've only really spent, in my entire life,
probably $200 on Steam.
And then I spent $2,300 in a day and a half on cases.
So Steam basically flagged my account,
and now they're making us re-verify through Steam
support.
And tomorrow I have a tournament in FIFA,
so I'm not gonna be on CS tomorrow,
but Monday, Monday I'm going balls to the walls.
Noted, noted, noted.
Hey, that means, what is the plan for today, Janko?
Tell me, tell me.
So I actually don't know the plan.
You said you had, you said you had something planned.
Hey, hey, hey, we were discussing this morning, right?
So it's nothing crazy, like I didn't have much time,
But we can do a small challenge that my guy prepared, Poland the goat.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we can get to that in a second.
First, I would love to show you some different sides of CSO that you haven't seen yet.
Okay?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Should I go into your screen check?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'll send you a server in a second.
Jinxie, have you ever heard of surfing in CSGO or 2 or Counter Strike in general?
Surfing?
No, I don't know what the fuck that is.
Ah, that's good, that's good, that's good.
I want to show you surfing.
I don't know if you will become instantly good, but there's a lot to learn to it.
Like, but you can maybe like, if you finish one map today, it would be absolutely crazy,
bro.
But if you lock in, maybe it's possible.
So, um...
Wait, um...
Wait, is surfing like the ramps that Leafy used to do on YouTube when he would come?
Exactly.
I do know what that is.
Okay, I do know what that is.
But I've never played it.
I've never played it.
Never played it.
Bro, there's a massive community for it.
I'll send you the server right now.
We're going to start with something different though.
Do you know what KZ is?
No.
Never heard of that in my life.
All right, I got you.
Wait.
I'll send you right now.
server IP hi guys can you connect into the server I'm low-key don't touch PC for
a minute because I'm scared that you leak something just let have us take over
for a second okay yeah I won't be I won't be I'll say my intelligence bro now
I do but I don't trust your tech skills I'm not gonna lie so fuck is that
supposed to mean bro your skills I don't know bro hi guys
Alright, high-fives, high-fives. Server IP is in Discord DMs with a spoiler.
I'm also gonna join right now. Boom. Let me see.
Wait, I'm like excited for this. Wait, so is there a skill that goes into surfing?
Yes, yes. Bro, there's like world records and stuff.
Really?
Yes, and at the top row, like top 1, 2, 3, it's literally like milliseconds of difference, you know?
Like, of compared, like, it needs to be the perfect corner, the perfect strafe.
Bro, yes, it's coded.
Alright.
Okay, let me see.
that would have leaked wow I probably would have leaked that you're actually
yeah yeah yeah wow okay telling you well have us a good okay I'm gonna get a
water I'm gonna get a water before we surf you're good you're good come on chat
come on fuck it shit I'm nervous for I hope he doesn't expect a lot I have I've
nothing prepared lookie I was just telling my like programmer yo let's do
this let's do this the challenge I think can be fun the challenge I think
can be really really fun I give you a spoiler right now before GenC joins
we're gonna do something like who knows call of duty zombie mode we're
going to do something like zombie mode with multiple waves.
By the way, Squish, if you can hear this, you can also join.
Us three, and then zombies join every single wave.
They only have knives.
They have half HP.
And we are going to be the ones defending, maybe on dust
tour or something.
I'm telling you, that's going to be kind of maybe fun.
Also, there's like, you know, but it's spontaneous.
So it may not be perfect.
It may not be perfect.
W?
OK, nice.
If you're excited, I'm excited.
We also need people for that.
Type one if you want to join.
I don't know.
look at us
I'm fucking it
look at me
I haven't even played this map
I got beers bro I got beers
actually
no I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding
I got um just water
W
are you connecting?
I'm in here I'm in here
actually
I figure yes you are
alright bro I don't know this map
I actually know this map again. I show you Jinxie as you said bro
I may not be the greatest at CS bro like but I can show you like a little bit
You know I I asked the number one surfer if he has time to join today
But it sadly is from Australia, bro. His name is calf read absolute good
He would have joined right now, but bro. He is asleep right now. So um shit
But maybe you can figure this out yourself Jinxie. Okay
This right now is not a soft summer this right now is a KZ server
KZ is one of the is one of the other big game modes and
KZ Jinxie is all about movement. Look at me right now. Look how far I jump. Look at this. Look at this
Boom now try this out from the same position round about try try try
You see that
Yeah, yeah, my jump has a little more hop in it a little more hop
I can see it what you do is go just straight and press W
But you see there's a whole tech to counter strike where you move your mouse in the direction with a and D
And then you have hella speed bro, and that's
Did that again?
It needs to be smooth in the air smooth in there. Let's try this. Let's see if you can do the first jumps
These ones should be simple boom
Oh, she has it. Okay. No, you're bro. I was waiting for you
So
Chill watch this watch check this out. You see that boom boom clean jumps. That's what I need. Oh my god
I know what you mean. Okay. I got it. I got it. I got it
Let's see
Yeah, nice
What?
Jixi get some speed first like start running a little bit and then you can still in the air present like back
Nice
But now it gets us now you may be cooked okay because watch this check this out boom
I don't know if this is possible without strafe.
Don't go for directly.
Jinxie.
What you have to do is jump and then in the air.
Relax, you're making me nervous.
Move your cam left and right and press A and D
at the same time.
You see how your key input says W, A, S, D,
press A and D at the same time.
While looking left and right,
you wanna strafe like this.
Okay?
Go ahead.
Wait, say that again?
Listen.
So in the air, right?
Boom.
You can press left and right.
A and D, right?
Like you walked towards left,
walk to what's right and at the same time you want to look to that why did
you say what just happened
nice god damn it
breast milk why is it so hard I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie I asked my
guys what is the easiest map to get into I'm not even joking hey hey
jinksy it's not your fault it's the teachers as far okay you're pissing me
off jinksy please come on come on come on come on
Once a little bit. I'm crazy fuck. I'm relaxing all right. Nothing. See I come come come
ready ready ready ready, okay I
Hit the side bro, hold up. Hold up
Hmm, okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Nice clean. Yeah, okay. I only want you to do this jump if you get this jump Loki
You're already like I'm not gonna lie like then Loki with advanced today
Let's try you got a little movement
No, it's not
It's not a rainbow six movement. Yeah, I can do this. I think it may be bro
Because the thing is in counter strike nice GenC
In counter strike it is very very how is the movement in counter strike like what it like what am I doing?
What am I doing wrong? That's the thing hold it. Yes, you can watch my screen show. I mean
I'm not I'm not good at fucking at movement
But I know I like I know how it works
Did you say for this is past W? I just went straight. Okay, but still respect that was perfect timing then
shy
Yeah, almost almost almost I wish to check once right. Let me see what this matters about
I don't know why they told me this map old grotto cause wait. That's cool. Oh, no, no, never mind
What is this?
LJ room.
Fucking shit.
Just long jumps.
Hmm.
Jinxie, I think, wait, was Kafe talking?
We can add Kafe to the call if you want and also Squishy.
Squishy can join the challenge, Jinxie.
Squishy, he seemed to have a fucking chance.
Because we can do it with three people challenge.
Kafe.
Oh my god, Kafe is awake.
Yes, Squishy is awake.
So wait, what exactly is this challenge?
It's not a challenge. This one I just wanted to quickly, um, I just wanted to like feel how your movement is like if you can jump. Oh God.
And how did you made it? 1 out of 10. How did you made it?
I mean, you know, you know where your space bar is on your keyboard. You know where the W key is. The timing is off. You don't know about strafing and counter-strike. You don't know about, uh, staying on the block. You always fucking walk off. Make this jump right now. I can reconsider. Okay, Gigi.
I would say around about like a fucking 1.5 out of 10. I'm not even joking.
are you fucking like brother come on I'm sorry one point five out of ten I'm sorry
are you legitimately fucking serious listen that's a good thing you should be
all you should be happy about that why because you have so much to improve bro
that's nice you gotta stay hungry in life and you are able to be hungry nice
I
Try to give myself a running start mother fucker
Let's I'm gonna get my glasses on once I get my glasses on I will not fall again. Do you understand? Yeah, ww
Everybody grab their tip. All right. Wait, I know what you're doing wrong. Jinxie
when you move do you hold W while jumping like do you just hold W in the
air no I like how I like how really yeah just because you should never press
W in the air Jinxie only A&D what is called strafing I don't know how to
teach you this bro this is kind of tough just watch my screen share for one
second for one second okay I'm going to the screen share so glass on helping
that actually works I made a man I made a screen share okay so look this is what
maybe you do right you try to time it boom boom boom w w w and you just keep
working yeah yeah you can see my keys here in the middle right like you don't
want to just hold w never jinxy in counter strike we have something called
strafing look how far I jump from let's say right here if I just press
W right boom I make it to the start of the plant now check this out this is
what go to move the minute looks like hacker movement versus noob movement
watch this you want to strafe Jinxie check this out you see that middle of the
plant why because I strafe Jinxie it's all about the strafe same fucking
distance
Chad, did he go for it? Wait, do it again, do it again.
Wait a second, I don't know if I thought.
Let's check this out.
You see?
Okay, now do regular, do regular.
No, watch this, watch this. This is regular.
This is what you do.
Okay, tip of the plant.
Yeah, and now, pro movement, boom.
You see?
Yo, listen, listen, bro.
I don't do it perfectly,
but I'm telling you there's a massive difference, bro.
It's all about look at this look at the jump right here. Look at this
You see that
You can never do that with a W jump like if you try boom
You see you have to move your mouse and D at the same time and then like you gain speed
It's a it's a whole stretch to that
Jeezy, I don't think I'm the best at it. I will add the best
Surfer and one of the best movement players in the world. She has the most records in
In 1.6 serve which is the most respected one. I'll add him to the call right now. He said he's still awake
Low-key bro my movement may be chopped brah. I'm not gonna lie my movement may be a little chopped
Fuck I don't know if he's still awake. He said he's awake 10 minutes ago. Oh, oh, oh my god, okay?
Careful.
Hello.
Careful, please.
Did I introduce you right?
The most world records
when it comes to surfing in 1.6?
On Thierryth.
Counter-shark source.
Which is the main one, right?
I'm for surfing, yes.
The most popular game.
The most competitive.
So you're the number one
surfer in the world?
statistics wise yes or I think people go like that's high high skill level Levi
humble humble King Levi yeah Levi damn it's Levi and you Kathy I will send you
the server IP and this is where it all goes down
Kathy I may be yo bro I don't think I'm the best coach for movement bro I'm
not gonna lie when it comes to movement I feel like you are the guy I'm we
So if I learn this, this will transfer to my regular CS game for like two, right?
100%.
You will zoom around the map, bro.
Zoom.
Like, look, look, boom, you can just, okay, wait.
So I hold AMD in a minute, hold AMD.
Yes, you hold AMD, and that's also why I did this first.
You need this for surf, the AMD.
We will get to that in a minute, literally in a minute.
I don't think he's ready for B-Hob yet.
Let me know if it works, whether you can join the server, and Poland, let's get the
surf map.
Let's get the surf map.
Because Loki, I think it will be easier to teach you the A and D stuff on a rant,
maybe.
I don't fucking know.
Kaffir, how do you teach someone how to surf and move?
I think how to do it with you.
Was it your first time surfing when I told you?
Oh, I was locked in already
I was zooming around those maps, but he taught only how to surf
Yeah, he helped me. Um, I did a stream in like 2022
hell yeah
He told me to fuck it up here. Fuck the ins and outs
Oh, okay, am I in the right spot the brick spot? I don't see y'all the brick spot
I don't see it bro, I think you can-
Wow, I think you can only-
I think you can click on a thing.
We can also add squishy by the way, because no key like he's facing level 10.
I'm not joking, Jinxie.
Squishy when it comes to CS seems pretty go-to too.
Like really go-to.
Yeah, he is, he is, he is, he is.
Wait, is this you guys?
Is this you guys?
Yeah, I see where you are.
I see where you are.
See, and here you need to like, here you need to do longer jumps.
And that's where you need the strafes.
But I don't know-
Bro, sometimes I don't strafe and I just get it though.
Yeah, but it's it's the like at some point the jump becomes a little bit too long and then you can't do it with just w
You know like in strafing just makes it hella easy
Because you're clear so much space
So a and d keeps you in the air longer kind of thing yeah, let me watch your stream let me watch your stream
Now shit, why did I limp take that one? I don't understand. Why did I limp dick?
Ah, you keep pressing W and R. GZ, try one time jumping and letting go of W once you're
in the air.
Like immediately.
See?
You clear the same room.
But now, check this out, now in the air, you want to look towards the left and press
D. And then you want to look towards the right and press, wait no, you want to look
towards the left and press A and you want to look towards the right and press, yeah!
Low key.
Like in the back.
Kind of, kind of, kind of, yeah, yeah, kind of.
In the direction you're moving,
you wanna press that button, you know what I mean?
Left, left, right, right.
So if I'm moving left, I press A
and if I'm moving right, I press D.
Yes, yes, yes, try it.
Okay, move your mouse.
I'm gonna be smoother.
Also wanna make sure,
because the max speed you can run at is 260.
You wanna make sure you're hitting 260
before you jump.
Holy bone average, okay.
You can get a little bit more if you like, you can strafe on my hand.
How long does it take to generate 260?
Does it take like, can I instantly hit it?
I think you can head off from like the bottom of that box if you jump at the top.
Try to move the mouse slowly, like just towards the left, you know, like.
Oh!
That was good!
I used D on that, right?
I used D.
I mean you didn't really strafe I think but you just have to like left so hard
to like I don't know like left right like while pressing left walk you need
to look towards the left yeah you know what I mean hold w hold w okay
Okay.
Ah!
All right, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Chad, how long did it take you to learn this?
I feel it could be harder.
This is muscle memory.
Once you have it, you have it.
All right, Trixie.
No, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
Just slowly move your mouse towards the left.
Like slowly move it, like as if you're doing it in the air.
Yeah?
Yeah, you can do it a little bit faster, I think.
Like a little bit faster.
But still creamy.
Like, it has to be smooth.
smooth yes yes yes that's it that's it and you want to do this while in the air and when you look
left you press a when you press right you press d you know what I mean look at Kathy in front of
you Kathy show me perfect straight please check this out can you run through this course you think
um I'm not a huge KZ lesson but yeah I could probably do it I imagine if it's uh
I think you would find this box jump easier if you start from like the bottom left because
is like the straight line to the next spot.
OK.
Start from the bottom left.
Ah!
It's annoying.
Very end.
It's your keyboard on the lap, I hope not.
It's on the table, correct?
It's out of the lap right now.
That's absolutely crazy.
What the hell?
It's like you're rolling again.
You have to have your hands towards your.
That's crazy.
I'm good at it.
Okay, I'll put it on my desk now, but the thing is I'm gonna I'm gonna fix my setup soon
So like I'm gonna have a better PC it just the problem is my chair is sinked into the floor right now
So like I'm reaching up on my desk. You know what I mean? It's ass
Because it's my og chair so I have to get a new chair
Yeah, I feel like we should move on to surf I'm not
Or I feel like it's maybe easy on a ramp like because if he just falls off like you will see it
you know
yeah i think so i think so
and you're still holding w in the air jinx you can i stop holding w please
you'd never hold w in the air never never never
so as soon as you jump jinxing
you release w you're gonna impress it again
okay okay okay
so do i go for the tip there alright see if i can get this one
yeah nine
so close
I might be the easiest way to go about it as well by the way.
That's what I was saying.
By the way, if you have to invite Squishy, you have to invite him.
I don't have him added, bro.
OK, I'm out of Squishy.
Bro, he's got to have Squishy to the call.
I think he's goaded at everything when it comes to this,
like fucking surfing and bro.
Squishy's an all-rounder.
Yeah.
Holy shit, he's a gamer.
Breeze, SSL and Rocket League.
What does that mean, SSL?
Like, it's just so niche, bro.
Squishdale!
I guess they went, I don't know how are you man.
Yo, what's up?
Squishy, we're going to do a challenge soon, bro.
We have to have you in it, please.
Yeah, of course, of course, bro.
What are you going to do?
Like in 30 minutes, we'll go in.
But quickly, we want to try to teach Jinxie some surf,
if possible.
Do you think he has what it takes to beat, maybe
surfed Utopia?
No, beat?
It's hard, but he could definitely learn a few rams.
Let's try, let's try, let's try.
Surfing's fun, surfing's fun.
Bro, I love surfing.
All right, I'll send you the server as well.
And Poland, let's switch to surf to Topia right now.
Let's do it.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Jinxie, it's time.
Surfing, maybe it's a little bit easier to learn
because you have visual feedback
like you fall off the ramp instantly
if you hold W and stuff.
Let me text them.
Yo, yo, yo.
Ah, wait, surfing is a different server, boys.
I need a server switch.
Ooh, that's some, yeah, almost.
It's this one, boom.
And again, Jinxie, I'm sorry.
I'm not prepared for anything today like this is all if it's all chopped today. That's that's my bad, bro
No, no, you're good, bro. I want to learn the fucking mechanics
w
All right boys, I sent the shopper in the in the discord and
Also thinks you don't have jumping in siege right so you got to learn
and just feels different to jump.
You just vault, right?
Well, you can't jump and see.
No, no, no.
Oh, hell no.
It's like dog souls.
But I like jumping cods, bro.
The thing is, I only use controllers.
So this game is literally PC, so it's just new to me.
Even touching my keyboard feels weird.
Do you know what I mean?
It's back, bro.
I was like that, too, bro.
Yeah, because, yeah.
When I came off console, it was like 4.
so foreign field this jump is fucking hard like wow try to crouch at the end
drinks it will help a little bit too really I'm just this jump here specifically
I'm getting on that long jump yeah and along you'll bring your legs up a bit
if you jump at the end they can help you like latch on to it wait how do you
Wow actually wow I want a new server now or I'm so yeah and you so you so quick high-wise
Bro the movement in this game is fucking complex. Oh my god
It's one of the nicest parts for us. Well, I guess people who just play CS for like surf and KZ. They don't even play the game, you know
Like a whole different how hard is it to like master movement and CS you think how hard
Is that harder movements out there?
I think it's one of the hardest.
I don't know.
How long did it take you to master surf to a decent level?
I think I had a few thousand hours before I got my first record.
There are people who have less than I've gotten WS, it's kind of just like people
who do this.
Oh my God.
Dude, I remember watching like Leafy's videos like 10 years ago.
I didn't know this was CS, I'm not even kidding.
No Sean!
I didn't know this was CS bro, when he just, I thought he was playing some random game.
That's fucking crazy.
Alright, make sure that no one leaks IP, and then we should be good.
Bro, I'm excited to see you on your first ramp, Jinxie.
I'm excited to see you on your first ramp.
So, CS basically has like its own community of just people that play SART, they don't even play the game.
Yeah, like a free bro. Can't we do you play the game? Oh, yeah, I mean like I've played the game before but yeah
I mean we just serve like all my hours come from surf. Oh, okay, so this looks pretty easy. It's just like a water slide
kind of thing. Yeah
Yeah, Kathy you want to go first bro? Cho jinx you what we're looking for
Little slide
Suck
All right, slow go okay, so pretty easy just go down just go down the side. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then just try to surf it
So if you're on the right side of the ramp hold a
Jinzy Jinzy, all right, let's out check this out. And now now it's good
You're holding W
I love seeing this because I remember first time surfing ground this is nice your first time you connect around the first time you have a
clean
W nice back-back-back. I go yeah, yeah smooth smooth. Nice
Tricksy, no, you bestie. Bestie. Bestie. I press the I try to straight
Oh, I'm like back or something. I don't know. You press so how do I make that next job?
How to make the next job the next jump yo
Should you spectate cavalry for a second and see what a profit one looks like or is that yeah?
Cabaret cabaret could you screen share and then a jesus you can press compress escape
And then at the top choose team
Yep, and then at the bottom right spectate. Oh
That's beautiful. We I cannot become a spectator boss
I just back did you expect it. I'll watch your
Yeah, you just like that
Now it should be open right? Oh
Yeah, no, no, no, and now watch calf re
How do I get to calf re?
Oh, I'm here. I'm here. Capri. I'm watching you. All right, Jack. Number one server. Let's see it, bro
I'm sorry. Okay. I'm a little washed
Jesus you see that how smooth he attaches the Rams, bro. It's all about smoothie
And look at his asterisks you see look at the button that he presses and how you are the way
He's already so fired of me. Look at them at the movement
Yeah, I'm
quite wash it this video again
Transitions are good. His transitions are so good.
Caphrie baby baby. Wow.
Cap, I like the CS2 surfing.
This is like my third time ever playing it.
Compared to CSS, it's a little plunky.
What do you mean CS2 surfing? Is there a difference in actual surfing?
The surf on CSS, it's like...
Basically, surf on CSS has been around since 2006.
And it's go
Better plugins feels back to surf on somehow than like the newer game
Capri the way you just transition it's so tough
Bro, it's the way you play for fun game, it's it gets very addictive very quickly check definitely
I can imagine how people could just spend like nine hours just wasting away time unless just boom boom boom
Put on some music maybe even do yeah
this sounds perfect bro how many hours do you have in surf would you say probably
like 15 inch it's a 15,000 Jinxie 15,000 in so far row and then he beat it
just like that wow yes I just like the this is like one of the easier maps and
so they go up like significantly in difficulty how do I play now I gotta
I am sorry escape choose team and then you just choose a team
Yep, okay boom here. No you all right, so just like let me know like advice, okay?
Like when I die, I think now we can multi-spect it you can specter as well
Do you see what are you doing?
On only on the sides only on the sides. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, come on. Come on now clean connection
Oh my god, perfect come on come on nine
You have to move your mouth to the right and look to the right a little sorry crap for your talk
Oh my god, so I would have I would have done
Like aim for where you're trying to get to like a little earlier. Okay aim for track where you're going
Yeah, like if you're going right in the air hold D if you're going left in the whole day
I'm holding A here because I want to stay on the thing right?
Perfect.
I'm holding D here.
A here.
9.
Jump here.
Why did I just like, I don't know, I don't know, I can't get up there.
You'll keep more speed if you try and stay on the same side like the next round.
Like don't go over the left.
Holy bonarain!
I can't get up there!
GZ tried to connect to the ramp smoothly like the next one now just
nine
No one wants
GZ tried to connect to the on the second ramp on the right side. You just just stay ramp right side
Just keep going forward, you know like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right side nine. That's the left side
somehow
Bro, if you make this job I swear that you're already like then you learned a lot
How do I try and move your mat when you're on the ramp and you're holding head
Your mouse vent controls your movement on my ramp. So if you like you can surf it down my ramp instead of surfing up
if you move your mouse
Down I just try and like play around a little bit
That's better nine
Nice try nice try
Fuck dude, this is not a walk in the park here. You got a bro. Come on look in right right ramp right
Just look at it nine. It's fine. Come on, Jixi, Jixi!
Come on, a little bit to the right. Nine, nine! Why are you not trying?
Why did I not get there?
You can't, you can't, I know what you're doing wrong.
You can't walk up that fucking ramp, bro.
You need to, it's only about hitting the sides.
You need to hit the side. You know what I mean?
You can swap the sides.
I just be aiming for the side there and get my bottom right.
You always want to attack it from left and right, you know?
not frontal yep yep yep yeah kid from the side okay
That's right. That's right. That's right. That's wrong yet. How do they feel? Wow?
That's wrong yet.
JC this is better than the game
JC you just struggled at one job for the past ten minutes
You cleared that jump and you took on four other raps. You know how crazy it is well
Well, oh today because your advice was good, bro
You got to go for the bottom like the very bottom corner. Yeah, I was trying to climb it at the site
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god
I was literally trying to vault it I'm not kidding
You will feel so good when you come on back to back.
Not enough speed.
How do I keep speed, um, Kafe?
Um, okay, do you want to maybe spectate me again for a second?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Not much.
Trouble.
Cheap.
Bottom line.
Spectate.
All right, Kafe, I'm watching you now.
Okay, so when you board for ramp, you're like surfing up and saying like hi, which
which is fine, but you're getting the max speed you could be getting, which will help
you progress forever on the map.
So if you land on the ramp higher, then you look down, so you go lower, you can stand
on the same side.
Just surf straight.
The biggest tip I'll give you, if you get to this point, it's a curve ramp.
You need to hold D, let me try and explain that better.
I thought you were going to go like that.
Is there a noclip behind?
There is not.
Okay, so if you're going on a curve ramp and it's curving around the corner, you would
think you want to hold A on it like you do on normal ramps, but as it starts to curve
and turn, you have to hold A here, hold A. As it starts to turn, you hold D and move
your mouse to the right of the direction you're going.
Look at this.
I just keys it to you.
Any sense at all?
Yes, yes, so like it's very confusing. You're so sexy
Like after you do back my biggest tip right now is just try and go lower on the ramp
Yeah
Where do you think like the whole map?
Probably not. I've never tried something back was there are people that do maps backwards. Please try insane
Yeah, I will try it. I'm not gonna get past like the second round though. I don't think oh my
Yeah, wow.
Get another whole course blind, right?
Oh my God.
Patrick, please do this.
Oh my God.
This is actually disgusting.
This is disgusting.
Come on, come on.
You're so cool.
You have to know to map blind and pre-jump, Squishdale.
You have to.
So okay, Capri if I go from the top of the ramp to the bottom of the ramp
I'm gonna naturally pick up speed because of like velocity or whatever
My problem is I'm scared of going to the bottom of the ramp because I'm scared of falling off
But I have to not be afraid of that in just go
You don't have to go to the very bottom of this game about you just try not to say it very top you could
Like the ideal way to surf this around like the weather record does it is you don't actually drop to the bottom
you would surf to like
this line and
And then on this one you jump while as long as you're going down on the ramp a little bit
At the start you get more speed than you've been getting and will make life for rest a little easier
Okay, okay, okay
If you just beat this map not jinxing that will be oh, yeah
All you need is like the corners right like squishy what you're doing right now like if he gets that I swear he can do
this is hard actually for a new player that yeah
I'm clicking W there to go for no no no no does W do literally press W anything
at all yeah never Jinxie good connection I don't any tricks yeah
jimsy jimsy from the right nine what if you looked a little bit to the right
there and press D to go a little bit further you know then then then nine then
And you would have had it?
Wait, I'm doing what, um...
What up?
Daddy, daddy, daddy.
Try to hack the wall, Jinxie. Try to go from first ramp to second ramp.
Like on the right side always. Like just right side.
Don't switch, trust.
Same side.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jinxie?
See? 9, 9!
Jinxie!
Move your mouse a little bit.
If I'm in mid-air and I want to move to the right, what do I do?
You hold D while moving your mouse to the right.
I got it.
I think I understand.
And when you want to move back in the left, you hold A while moving your mouse to the
left.
I think I understand it.
I don't feel so dear either.
You hold D. Yeah, hold D.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, leave it to the right.
Now, did you learn what he told you?
Did you learn what he told you?
Nice, nice, nice.
Yeah, yeah.
Jixi, keep on going.
Please keep on going.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Keep going, keep going.
What are you doing?
What I do on that! I panicked! I panicked! I'm sorry!
New record, right? New record for you.
That was a PB, that was a PB.
It was a PB, nice, nice!
This is really fun, I'm not gonna lie.
This is, when you're going bro, this is like your fucking job at your house.
I'm not kidding. Wow!
That's a wild comparison bro, chill.
No, like when you reach, I'm charging territories.
Ah yeah, okay, check, check.
Okay, okay, okay.
Back to back, come on.
Back-to-back he beats, back-to-back he beats, because why the fuck, man?
Lot of pain, lot of pain!
Fuck!
You need to attack it from the right always, you know? You can't attack it from the back.
Like, you need to first land the ramp.
Yeah, that was perfect, I thought I was watching Kevin for a second.
Nice.
Thank you.
Nice.
Jinxie.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm stomping on him!
I'm stomping on him!
Nine!
I know it for you!
I understand it now!
I understand it!
Yes?
Come on. Talk to me nicely. Talk to me nice.
Ooh!
Caffrey, are you horny?
Yeah, okay.
You got this, you got this.
Nine!
Alright, how do we touch him this, Caffrey?
Okay. So, on the curve there, you can't hold the same.
Like...
You can't hold A.
When you're going around the curve and you're turning, right?
Similar to how you're turning in the air.
You know, like, we just want...
When you go off the second round to the third,
You need to like hold D in the air to turn right a little bit. Yes. You need to hold D
Well on the ramp and
Move your mouse to the right and then when the ramp becomes like straight again you hold a to like straighten yourself out
I feel it's it's a very confusing mechanic to learn like it's day one
I'm gonna feel so wrong. Can't you know because you feel like you're falling off the ramp if you press D
But Jeezy in that corner you have to press D try it the next time you're there
So it's just right right instead of right left
Instead of right left, it's right right
When it curves to the right when it curves to the right, right, right? Okay, right, right? That is pretty hard
But I think I can do it come on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jinxie now you're trying to do it watch this hold nine once you're there
Oh
Okay, that was so great
Bro, I think wave is like the best way to like learn like smooth minutes. That was better than the box shit. That's it was hard
Please daddy attack it from the riots nine
Okay, I got this I got this
He seems to know straight once once you know strafing it's W
Yeah, someone says it's like seeing a newborn learn to walk low-key low-key
Yeah
Is it your first day? No first like third day ever and CS. Yes. Yes, but the first two days was just me opening cases
We're trying to open cases. So this is like the most time. I've actually spent moving my character around
Because you're very from cases that you would be the cases right now. Yes
Because I'm in room B.
Are you still bad for them?
Yes, but we should be on band soon, I hope.
I kind of don't want to get on band, you know what I'm saying, but I have a feeling I'm going to get on band.
Bro, I like starting out on like this.
Hold up. Come on.
We need to learn to teach you strength and gypsy.
We need to teach you.
Kaffir, do you want to do quick, like how you can save?
Yeah, watch Kaffir.
Yeah, low-key. Carefully show him when you're in the middle like just how you move to the right like attack the ramp
You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh
Jump by the way off each ramp. You don't have to do that
Wait
Wait, don't tell me he was pressing spacebar. Yeah. Yeah
You're taking so much laughing it doesn't affect you
No, you're good! You're good!
Once you jump off the start platform, you don't need to jump, no.
Like, a lot of people, at least when I started surfing,
I go into the habit of holding space and, like, keeping it held down.
Alright, let's see it.
Kat, I'm watching you, Papa.
Alright, so this is learning strafing, right?
Yeah. So, Kat, you go to watch the mill and then save it.
Maybe we'll try aim for the right, and then, like...
Yeah, let me do that.
Because that's what Jinx is always doing. We need to teach him how he can then attack
the ramp. Jinxie, please pay attention now. Go towards him and now look.
Hold D and turn the variety and then hold A and turn back to the left. And then on
this curve ramp, when you're coming down it, you hold A and then when it starts to
curve is when you hold D and move your mouse to the right a little bit. Wow. Okay.
So you sort of are like flicking a route like you're kind of like moving your
mouth side to side in a way kind of? Yeah when you're strafing like if you're
holding on the strafing Andy you need to sync your key presses with your mouse
like movement otherwise you can strafe but you will lose speed if you're not
doing it in sync. But it should be smooth, it should be like aggressive like it's pretty smooth.
just like you just need to let you just need to my biggest tip would just be
left right and for this next round before you think you need to don't leave
it to the last second okay let's see a jungle I believe in you guys this is
hard guys wow you got this I mean I didn't know this much went into like
I'm gonna do it you did see how you entered that's okay okay yo you gotta
control that chill chill chill I'm doing what he did I'm doing it you see
okay all right sorry okay nice oh my god I don't need to use my space bar
No
Jixie remember the corner chill you don't need to straight look at
Sorry, I read the corner. Okay. I got you don't need to do that in the air what he did like okay, okay, not yet
Sorry for nothing go ahead
Imaginary stress, bro. That was um
Those are attempt. Okay. I feel like it's better to do it that way and fail it than like
Holding I am doing it the wrong way. Can you see a little?
Nice like that one like that one. Yeah
Okay, jimsy pussy. Didi didi. Yeah. Yeah. Yes
Guys
This is it, this is it.
Only, are you having a fuckin' organ, at least?
What the heck?
I lost speed, lost speed, lost speed, how did I lose speed?
No speed.
Why did I lose speed there, Cap?
Because I think you just started playing, when you're in the air sometimes, you're forgetting to hold, like, D.O.A.
And then you're turning while not holding it.
Can I beat this map first, right?
And we start holding it again.
Quick prediction, I'll hold it in a second.
So you just lose units.
You know looking straight
So every time I'm in the air I need to be holding D or A
It depends on the angle I want to attack
Yes I can
And I always want to be looking the direction I want to go
Right?
Correct
You would straight on a ramp
I'm going to get this don't you fucking worry
I go I go
No I shouldn't have did D
I don't know why I did D right there
Nasty at surf. Are you good? I'm alright. I'm alright because I talked with Kaffir
You know like I tried to learn a little bit and if you learn from the goat, yeah, hello first
Kaffir you like the best ever like like all-time surf go
Like I'm one of them. Oh, you're too humble, bro. It's two people. It's him and Levi
You know Levi, okay, okay
There's a good handful of like talented players on source
Okay, oh my god
This is actually fucking a dick thing like that's good. That's good. I just want to go right back down that fucking room
But what you imagine you beat this map JC imagine you beat this map, bro
Why are the spectators so limited on imagining that part of target?
You're holding A and D together sometimes too, try not to do that.
Never do that?
Okay, like never ever ever.
I think never.
Right, Kafe?
Never A and D together.
If you hold them together, then it cancels out like I've movement.
It's basically like you tap S, which is why you're going up into the S sometimes,
I think, when you do a map curve, right?
You shouldn't though, right?
No, no, no.
How do we teach him S-Raping, guys?
I feel like right now Jinxie like you're what are you doing right now Jinxie like you're looking to the right with your mouse or with your keys
Try to do that
Just your mouse, okay, Jinxie what you did there you looked to the right when you look to the right
You walk right like you press D when you look to the yeah. Oh my god do that again
Yeah, but ah, it's your sense to low. I think I think I have an idea of how you can maybe understand the
Okay, I thought it was run, I thought it was run, last one I swear.
If you just jump off the map and hold the key and hold the mouse one way, just to see
what it looks like.
No!
Alright, alright, I'm going to watch you again, uh, Caffrey.
I'm going to watch you.
Just strafe in the air, Caffrey, low key, right?
Like, just strafe the looks.
Yeah, and tell me what you're doing when you're air strafing and like, okay?
Okay, so I jump up the start like jump like that and then as soon as like pending if I'm going this way
I'm gonna keep holding D like initially so jump out D a D a D a kind of like that
But what I want you to try is when you get to the end of this ramp go fully left
And then I want you to turn back right like this and land on this round
I want you to try and get used to just moving in the ad
Jynxie look at this key presses
Okay, okay. A, A, A, A, D, A, A, D, you see?
I feel like if you swerve off to the left purposely and then force yourself to turn back
right you'll understand moving in the air quicker.
Check this out, Jynxie, please look at the keys.
D, you see? A, if you look to the left you press left.
It's just really like it's it's so unusual like it's really hard like
Yeah, now look to the left and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're doing that. Yeah, I've never pressed it at the same time like that but
Why did I stall out? Because I crashed him at the same time?
Yeah, but there was a good strafe in there, Jinxie.
Like, you're already like learning. Fast.
Yeah!
No, no, W!
Ah, I'm about to...
I associate W with like power. I don't know why my body's doing that.
That's fair, that's fair.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Come on.
I had to sneeze.
And you're still hitting the ramp. This is the run nine
My god, if you make this next ramp, it's you baby
Exit the ramp too early
Come on bitches. Here we go
What the fuck is on my screen
What is that
Yo, hug timer by the way once you all want to go into the challenge just let me know like it's ready
You know like zombie mode just let me know
I'll be my own school
I don't know why but I'm like hauling ass right now. I
I look to the laughing stuff fucking turn sorry chat. Sorry
Sorry chair
Get him on Kitsuna
Cafe bro
This is good. It's good. You haven't lost any speed in the air so far
From like moving. So this is good. This is good. This is good speed. Well, I think see
This is really good speed
Keep going keep going
I don't know
That's right. That's right. That's so much speed. I'm there is a different map
But we could try if you want to do that might be like
Yeah, you can maybe make more progress on it than this. Yeah, I'm gonna write
Yeah, I reckon I reckon you could try that
What's up? We cannot begin on all rookie
Which one you call it?
Yeah, let's go kiss your man sooner. Oh god, okay
Yeah, I'm not back sir. Yeah, stop stop. Oh my god
What I said you're not ending stream until I finish this map in one try bro like without resetting bro
It took me like what was it? I was like was like two hours
I wish oh God Jinx see bro you're seeing all the go to map for this all like CS like
fucking how you say like everyone knows these maps for like this this is it this
is count you would have a hundred percent stain we feel this map I've seen this
one go through the door go through the door like the gate yeah
What's up, guys?
Wait, so, okay.
A question for Cap.
Cap, how do records work?
Is it literally just how fast you get done with the level?
Yeah, so where you're sanding right now would be,
it would be zoned as like the star zone.
So as soon as you leave this platform,
your timer starts.
And then as soon as you hit the end zone,
the timer stops.
Do you know up the top of your head
like the fastest you've ever finished this map in?
Well there's two versions you can do. You can do the version, okay how do I explain this?
There's a version where when you go through the doors you keep your speed which is this
version and then there's a version where you lose all your speed and you start like fresh
on each stage. I'm not 100% sure of my time on this map though, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
No!
I go through the door. Oh is that the whole map?
No, no, no.
There's nine stages on this.
Nine!
Jigsie, try to exit the ramp towards like,
like you're going up, you know what I mean?
Like up, up, up, up, up, yeah, Jigsie!
That's stage one done, stage one done.
Where's my speed?
I'm running off!
Where's my speed?
You need to exit the ramp.
What we're saying on that first round for Utopia, where you want to go down on the ramp?
Yes? Oh, okay, yeah.
So you want to surf to the bottom of the ramp so you would land towards the middle of it?
How can you try and like...
I'M GONNA GET ON THE FUCKING RAP!
There we go.
I'm gonna go...
Yo, nice try, that's what I said.
I already want to go to the ramp!
This looks funny for me.
WHAT COATS LAPS?!
Sorry bro.
OH HELL NUM!
Wait, oh I thought it was Jixie Shesley.
You wanna try and land somewhere in the middle of a ramp, go down straight away, and then at the end come up.
Like do like a big mouse movement, like flick your mouse upwards.
To the left, flick it to the left.
As soon as I land?
No, like at the end of the ramp.
At the bottom of the ramp?
Yeah, so you border up a nibble, surf it to the bottom, and then once you're at the end of a ramp, you come up.
Like you do a flip to the left and you come up.
It flings me off. Wait, oh, I know why. I know why. I know why. I know why. I know why.
Okay. What?
Where? I'm going? I have no speed!
How do you go over there?
You have to grind the ramp like you have to make a new shape on it. You don't really have to go down, up. Like, down, up.
Like try to get a speed on the way down and move like it needs to be a smooth movement
I don't think this this is how I remember this being this hard and this yeah this one is
hard really hard yay yeah you're going straight down the ramp that's what you want to do
I'm just dead, I have no speed, I don't know how to play it, I'm joking, that's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.
You're landing on the ramp of your keyboard, but not your mouse.
You need to move your mouse as well, like as you land on it, you need to move your
mouse I don't know explain it bro this one is too hard I'm not gonna lie are like
for day one this is crazy yeah this ramp yeah yeah there's perhaps not like the
most beginner friendly maps that's like day one day one yeah this one is not
anyone hops on surf day one and finishes a map no way no way I swear
rookie like no like this one is way too advanced
Jigsie you want to give one more map a try?
I think Tristone saved the challenge.
Yeah one more map.
Alright let's go rookie, let's go rookie.
Wow, wow, wow.
Jigsie rookie is yours bro, rookie is yours, rookie is yours, I feel it.
Alright, it's literally named rookie, if I can't be this and that.
Exactly, exactly.
Alright, you need to download the map, but then we go in.
Vamo!
Also, Chep keeps saying you, you still press W Junko.
You got to get rid of that habit bro. You got to get rid of that habit
Chat how often do I actually press it?
legitimately
Chat how often do I accidentally press it?
A lot a lot too much every time all the time. Don't I was good baby. Don't I when are we doing the thing doughnuts 90% of the
Time come on. Gee one thousand six. I'm ready. I
I actually am. Also going to have high-trembles all in, all in.
Cases, chat, we're banned from cases for like two nights.
No, they're sick of this. They want to see cases. That's crazy.
Jeex, you have to show them who's boss on rookie, bro.
You have to show them who's boss on rookie.
Bro, it's named rookie. I gotta beat it, man. Come on.
You will, you will.
Crashes.
Is he showing three of us?
Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. This is fine. All right, you're on you're on
Jinxie welcome to surf rookie here we go a lot of people this fast map
Nine hold up hold up
Yes, nine
Okay.
Track jumping a little earlier, off the start platform, so you surf more of the first round.
That was a little better, like you had more space than doing it.
Wait, what do you mean by jump?
Space bar?
Yes, yes, yes.
What the?
Yo, yo, no!
If you beat the level, just let everybody crash out!
You're in no way that's possible!
Wait!
What the fuck?
Wait
Yo, this is like I'm not generating any speed
Is this so easy
Lucky I think it is
point mouse jump point mouse you gotta like see you see you see you see boy my
model is looking I'm looking to like the side that's kind of how you want to
position yourself when you're blocking the first map so you would jump straight
and then turn sideways kind of yeah a little bit
I'd jinxed jinxed I'm spectacular hold a continuously jinxed jinxed I know what
you're doing wrong listen to me please okay listen to me please you keep
holding w now you stop because I'm watching and now you did it stop all
the hell you okay it's just W you got it bro this is easy I just gotta
stop holding W okay yes yes yes yes yes yes nine so close
look on to attack the runner jingsy jingsy remember what Caffrey said you're
not gonna make that buddy you remember Caffrey stop stop stop stop stop nine
One of the ones I saw is Zoe, I was thinking it's Zoe!
Remember what Caffrey said, you gather speed when you go down the ramp.
Why are you attacking the ramp in the middle height?
Attack it from the top.
Walk a little bit to the left and attack it from there.
You would have way more speed.
Ah!
Just jump on it, jump on it.
That was perfect, but you have a W.
You need to hold A while moving your mouse along the ramp.
You have to get a feel for it.
It's kind of difficult.
was A the first round D the second night.
Correct.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nine.
That's just sort of 11.
You got this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nine.
Get me up there.
Where's my speed at, twin?
Those ramps are fast.
No, I swear there's fast ramps and slow ramps.
Shouldn't he be aiming his mouse at the ramp more?
That's a lot of it.
Yeah.
You call it each thing with a five gift there?
I feel like you're aiming at the right side.
Thank you, baby, go.
You used to be looking down when you were loving down the ramp, instead of looking up.
Bro, why is it because I'm still holding D at the end?
Should I not hold? I'm coming to a dead stop.
You're just not landing on the second ramp, Spiritwave.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jake see I'm getting the hang of this shit
For looking at the ramp helps
Is that enough speed?
Looking at the ramp helps a lot. Should I be doing D on that last one? Oh, it's muted
No, you hold a what do you want to board it do you want to like land on these last round of higher
I was muted. You couldn't even have me scream, but I was high enough celebrating when you made that fucking second note
Good shit, Jinxie
Remember attack it from the top more because you gain speed on the way down. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yeah, let's do it still do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and now yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes, that's the first ramp to the very end and then turn it into the last ramp
Oh, this level is hard, Jinxie. I'm not gonna lie because to attack the second ramp like it's a really hard like tech
Like to attack that you can't look at it like that. You lose all your speed Jinxie
You have to attack it always from the side, you know, like your hip your hip has to attack it. Yeah
Yeah, Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie. Yes. Oh
Come on. I'm actually doing this shit. Wow
What what is oh Jesus
Yeah, you need to go down that hole. I think junko
Cheeksie, Cheeksie
Wait, what do you have to do here?
Jeffrey
You surf down into the tunnel the tunnel is the finish. Yeah, you did that
Then you have to do it again, and I think it's like a ramp underneath. Oh, it's
Yeah, you go down into the tunnel and then it's a ramp to the finish
You got this
Like I'm starting to get it
bro
im not your
i was really confused
bro your locked junko
this is like velocity? no velocity this is like the other stage but they added a ramp
oh
how's it bro
yeah we may be cooked bro im not gonna lie
oh god
and then you're out there? wow
yeah this is where rookie breaks you im not gonna lie bro
do you have to ask rave around the fucking corner
You're gonna you're going to need to serve the entirety of this person. I don't come off of it until the wall
No chance
Wow, this is the hardest one yet, I think
I'm not gonna
What should I be doing like what buttons should I be cleaning on that?
Do you know what I mean cat um
Okay, so let me get to that stage. I can't no clip so takes me to get that but when you're landing on my second
I you don't just hold D
Well, never says it's soft rookie for you to try to find yourself yourself to born smoothly, so you don't like
I love how invested in this chat, he's not quitting. He ain't a quitter, bro.
That's lovely, Andy's a keyboard player. He's a controller player.
I'm actually impressed, like, when I play with the Rola, I feel like I can't do anything.
Also, you're holding W after your first jump, and this game, as soon as you jump, you don't have to hold W anymore.
And surfing one of the most technical things, like where you need to be, where you need to be perfection.
Like the second you jump, it's not bad.
the second you jump that's right. Okay.
Jinxie that's great.
I'm not gonna lie this one is not possible without like stretching like this is just not possible.
And he's the flick at the end too right? A little bit. Yeah. Yeah.
No shock. I would suggest like staying high on this first ramp
And then turning like sharply as you get to the end of it. It will make the next like let it will make Lenny on the next ramp
easier
Oh
Wait am I supposed to get to the ramp or the water park to come off?
Get to the ramp. What the ramp on the wall?
Yeah
Wait, let me make sure I know like I know you're saying so this line on the floor that are the other thing
The other thing the ramp the ramp on the other thing
I'm like 20
Think speed
So try to try to focus on getting more smooth landing onto the secondary
How am I supposed to get there?
Capri, can I see you do it? Can I see you do it, Capri?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course. I'm on the stage, to be honest with you.
But you might get sent back to a star, possibly.
Let me know what you're watching.
I'm watching you, Capri. I'm watching you.
Okay.
So my advice to you to do this, I mean, this is how I would do it.
It's just, like, start from the bottom.
See, it was like a bit of a curve. Like, it curves.
You have more units feeling like the CubBuzz.
But I think you should say hi until the very end, and then sharply turn as Brick ends.
Whoa!
You kind of looked at the Brick wall there.
Is that a speed bump or no?
Like not here, go again, go again, go again.
Right here you were like facing the Brick wall to the very end.
Yeah, I think I think you should stuff this ramp until the very end because it will make landing on this ramp easier
As soon as you like get to the end you just turn to the right. See hold dear to your right
I think you can do this stage. I think you can do this stage. I have a hundred percent
Oh
He does not have the mousepad space for that one. Oh god, yeah, no shut
Yo, bro, what the fuck
Let me see this. Yeah, what's this versus first try first try first try first try
Yeah, come on baby. Come on baby. Come on baby time to be great. Ah, that's it
This one is actually hard, I'm not even joking.
Fuck!
Is it not?
This one is crazy.
I just don't see how I'm going to get up there.
I don't see how I'm going to get there.
You know how you're turning right off the first ramp?
Why in here and then as you touch for ramp is when you hold it
Like that like this no not like that
Closer
Okay, wait, can I screen share for you cap? Yeah, of course
Miss screen share that might be better
Bro, all day is muted, I feel like he's just gonna laugh anywhere.
No, bro, you're jinxed, you're jinxed. I'm not joking, bro. You're doing good. Why?
Because I'm trying this map right now. I'm struggling at this fucking level. I'm not joking, bro.
Like, bro, Kevry, the one where you have to go down the dice, it's actually hard.
Jinxed, the fact that you're progressing so fast, it's really impressive.
I'm not joking. It's your first day, and you're progressing through fucking surf rookie like you're not a rookie.
I'm not joking.
No, no, thank you
No, thank you, thank you
Bro, I just don't know how like half how do I get that last jump I have to get so much momentum or something
You need you need more speed you need to
Turn smoother off the first ramp. Don't do it as sharp as you just did in the attempt before I
Know what you mean, it's hard to do
100%
You're very nice to using a keyboard, right? That was really good. Thank you. Why did it turn out so bad though at the end?
um it goes you were kind of high on that ramp and
So this time you to attack low at the end attack low
You want to land high on the second ramp and then kind of serve it to the oh
Oh!
Calf, that felt like the best one yet.
If you saw that in the screen chair.
That was pretty good.
Yeah.
If you haven't seen that, oh, I think you make it to the next round.
Calf?
Oh my god!
You got a juicy group in.
Any other advice in midair?
Should I be like, oh my god.
Ah!
Mac, look at my pink.
Scheisse!
Try and do a little flick at the end of the second round.
That was a big flick, big boy flick, big boy flick.
Brother.
Let me chill out a little bit.
That's easy.
I go, I go, I go.
oh come on come on oh no this one's kind of hard look you're all I swear this
getting the height at the end right jeez you're doing good bro squishy I were
both struggling and fucking self rookie too I'm not joking yeah actually to
level 10 a little bit a little bit longer jing see two players right
Wait, what do you say?
I said try and stay on the first man for a little bit longer. Okay. Okay, just lay a little bit until you turn right
That was really good
Yeah, you're so smart. Oh my god. Yeah, you're so smart. You're so smart. I
Made it. I made it. I made it finally. No way. It's I'm coming with you right now. Oh
Oh my god. No! That's my first time I got on the ramp. Cap, that is the first time I've ever got on the ramp. Wow!
Nice. Nice.
Holy shit.
Why?
As you land on that ramp.
Oh, you made it?
Am I assed?
When you land on that last ramp, you seem to be like looking straight. Like looking towards the finish.
Okay.
I
Doesn't want you to go
No, you'll squish him a lot to crash up with this fucking lethal is busy, you know oh my god
Yeah getting speed up that last one for the next year.
Jinx bro, but we still like the challenge bro. It's gonna be like a lot of fun too like I swear like
That doesn't need some time to just like
Once you feel like it
Okay, okay. I know I can because now that I can hit the ramp. I'm not I can't stop until I do that
I know I can do it now. Oh
I feel like you're gonna take the bromek and like
Yeah, that's not cheating bro, that's not cheating. That's expensive in cases too
I've tried KZ like a little bit in the past.
What is KZ?
Just the part 4 shit?
Yeah, the Foss map.
Yeah, it's the Shraving in the air and like jumping from block to block.
Oh my god!
I was hearing the chat!
Come on, you're shit.
For longer you stay on the first round be easier the second board will be
Yo, I love you like you're invited so good cap Jinx you're golden as as soon as you said back half as soon as you said back
Fuck
now break up for the challenge I'm not even kidding
so what is it on there?
if you land on that last ramp Jinxie you want to be holding
the land on the last ramp hold the up ramp it's basically zombie mode bro
like us against 3d 60 fucking zombies on dust 2
you will see oh shit we have to go
real people or yeah yeah we just get people from the chat
Like that's it
Boys in like the phone be more do those it's fun. Yeah
Yeah
Come on
Did you make a squishy? Yeah, yeah, I'm one 15 at a
Jack I'm close guys. I see the vision
I'm coming with you the next one's kind of hard
I think no why why did I think W? I'm such a fucking loser. I am breaking the habit of W
You know Chandy. I'll see that that's good. I'm breaking the doubt. You're really a lot better, bro
Like you're really quick
It's pretty hard. I feel like no one really is good at surfing instantly
It's the
It's hard to get into
Yeah
I was saying something I feel like
you have a
You have a like can't forget to like hold W on a ramp or you play this game like a couple hundred hours
No
Oh my god, I'm right there. I'm gonna go pee really quick bro. I'm gonna go pee clear my head
Bro, I'm so fucking close
Bro, this map is actually hard. I'm not joking. Yeah, the end of it is
At my game crashed
Yeah, how do you make that?
What the fuck I just saw it. Oh hell no, let's go same time now boom
Yeah, oh no we gotta get you on rock at least a ton bro.
Bro, I told you right, like I played it twice.
One time controller, one time keyboard bro, I couldn't do anything.
I felt, I feel like that game is hard to get into, no?
Very hard, yeah, because such a big gap, mechanical gap.
Yeah, I felt like it.
No, but I'm down
You dominate rock league, so you'd probably be nasty with that
It's Germany good in rocket league by any chance. There's a few a few good players figure players
Like some of the best your people maybe one like top 20 European player
Oh, huh. No bad. It's mostly French mostly French dominated the bro same as in CS
Yeah, I know vitality. It's the same teams do that's insane wait also luckily
I know I've been watching I've been watching which country is the best himself in
country um I mean personal bias I'll say Australia not sure cuz I mean Levi's
also from Australia what I didn't know that yeah that's crazy like Finland is
pretty good. That's some pretty good stuff.
It's not bad.
Oh, is that high five?
High five? High five?
High five!
Oh my god.
Have I almost first tried that shit?
No way.
I'm going to give this a couple more tries
and then I'm going to do that zombie thing.
Oh my god, I did it.
I did it, I did it.
I'm right there, bro. You can see the vision.
I was like flicking too high.
It's not that ramp.
Just a little more calmer movements.
Don't do it like this, Snappy.
Calmer movements.
It's like, yeah.
All right, I got it.
It's for sure.
I got it.
Oh, wait.
That was good, except you landed on the ramp
where it was flat instead of the curved part.
So you picked up no speed.
It's fun to frustrating right? Yeah, bro. I had him up. I can get this one
Well, you're looking I saw a jigsaw the challenge is gonna be fun. I swear like just let me know
Okay, oh my god. Oh, I have it was all D right? Yeah
Just one more ramp
God!
Oh, this one is so hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I
Have the mousepad pet space mousepad space
I don't know bro, this one might be cool.
You notice how you like, let go of holding A on that ramp for a little bit
and then like tap that again and you lost a lot of speed?
Yes, yes.
But Jinxie, one thing I have to tell you, you're not finishing this map today, like that's not possible.
The other levels, they're GG, like, it's...
Okay.
Maybe if you finish this level we go challenge, trust.
like it's fun but i feel like utopia i feel like utopia he can be easier no
self utopia yeah yeah i think so too i think he's learned a few things from
this right like map that he could take back like utopia and like be better
for sure for sure
the broskushy this level is pissing me off
the zaxa thing for the right which one is it the last one
the last one here
so this map is not i feel like the ramps are too fast those like kaffir you
know what i mean like it's would utopia it's like smooth and
slow this one feels f*** so yeah a lot more
one chance. Let me check. Let me check. Let me check.
Oh, you're on this one.
Oh, jigsie!
In my, in my home, in my home, in my home free.
First time I've ever been here. Is this possible?
Oh.
No.
Pro, that was it.
Oh my God.
Lock in, jigsie. That was it!
We said, you know, sometimes like you just lock out,
like in every set, every try is not a full 100% try anymore.
Lock in. This is the try.
Now, why is it Lizzie out?
Yo, Jinx, Jinx, never have to piss it off, bro.
Like, yo, put it away!
It's left, it's left, yo.
What are you doing, press three!
Go away!
There you go, there you go.
Nice.
Bro, O'Nevis is hard, bro.
I know, bro, I know, but Jinx, it should motivate you.
Like, you're able to do this very, very soon, bro.
Maybe just not today, I'm not gonna
why drift, the Lizzie out.
Lock in.
Can you see where I am on the ramp?
Let me go back, let me go back.
Where I am on the ramp is where I want you to turn right.
Like once you get to me is when you turn right.
JXY!
Oh my god.
You've got this.
Yes.
What's on the road, dude?
I will literally suck your cock
Try landing
Try landing like higher on the second round like earlier
Okay
that was so smart oh my god we did that's insane that's insane bro that
advice was so good calf wow that advice is so good I instantly had better results
when I did that big man they already did this one now um a lot of these stages
are just like all the stations but more added to it
Okay, my B-zombie time!
Where'd you got it? You got it!
Nah, you have to flick off that.
That gate wasn't open.
Come on, come on, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know up, but I gotta flick it, huh?
What do you mean flick?
They're not flaked, but like, you gotta look up.
You see more speed, you see more speed.
High to low, high to low, high to low, high to low.
High to low, high to low.
Yeah, you lost speed after the start.
You wanna like attack the ramp smooth, you know, like.
Yeah, yeah, that was pretty smooth,
that was pretty smooth, that was pretty smooth.
We said high to low.
High to low, yep, high to low.
oh my how how in what planet do I not hear that you can hold crouch on this
ramp to go under the typically don't hold crouch on ramps but on this one you
can hold crouch should go under the gate easier and then just click your mouse
again you guys say flick it you mean flick my mouse up oh my god yes I hold
hold D and then like move your mouse up to the right Jinxie the way you
attack the ramp the last the last try not this one i want you to do that again please jump from
the right towards the left yes that's much better oh my wow wait what no i'm over it right no you
touch it you touch it you touch it what how do i gotta get it bad start bad start
shy side right to left trust again the zombie challenge is ready it's gonna be a lot of
of fun guys trust me yeah let's do this level this level okay I'm gonna get
stressed out bro you know you're not easy from a time out I'm on time I'm on
time I'm on go from yet one time the perfect Ramstar I'm not joking when you
went from the right go to the right a little bit yeah and then now attack it
like this you slide onto it yeah yeah yeah look at the speed you see wow I felt
that I felt that and now then you just have to flick it look in look in
I'm AWP!
Flick flick flick!
Nine!
Yeah, flick flick a little harder.
Do it again from the right!
Why are you doing it?
You did perfect from the right, remember he's dead.
This is where you want to start running up in the plate.
Easy.
You went one step to the right and it was the perfect start.
Why not do it again?
Hold it W, Jace.
Oh
Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie nice guy
I love unlock I love for locked in your like I already know if you're off-screen right now
You just want to finish this map or you would go another three hours
The thing I like about surfing is like as soon as you die, you're just right back on it. It's just non-stop
Yes, yes, it's not that is fun, bro. That is really fucking fun
I thought I actually learned a good bit to bro. Yes. You did. I'm not joking. I never thought you would make this far
Yo, hey, new IP and the thing.
Boom, don't, first-trudging C.G.
Boom, now this is the one, this is the one.
It's time, boys. Oh, God.
Um...
Pete, surfing is peak.
I love that you love it. I love that you love it.
Surfing is peak.
Kathy, what time is it for you?
I'm seven and so you joined at like five oh oh it's pretty bad it's like I
would be like five and then you know so soon as a
All right, let me see boom boom boom nobody want to see yes, okay
Okay, I
Hope to work boys. I have to hit the toilet real quick
I'll be a B. I'll be a B
All right, so every give me 60 seconds bro lesson 60. I'll hurry up zombie challenge bro
It's time. It's time. They should be fun. They should be fun. I'm hurry up. I'll hurry up
Nobody wanna theater, so how does this shit work bruh?
So we're gonna be fighting zombies?
But they're gonna be real people.
I'm guessing they're not gonna have guns obviously.
Yeah I don't even have to explain, I've never played this but it's like a streamer
a challenge to do
nobody wanna see us
i like to see a sense
the real peak asking i'd like others different way like different things you
can do it's a like it
you know i mean
yeah i think there's so much that they'll give us a little more right
I wonder if I break the lock yet probably not.
Bryce, you had a game show properly.
Look at what you said, like, come here, come here, bro.
Come here, come here.
So, only the AFK, come, come, come, come.
Come, come, crouch in front of him
and just move your mouse up and down, bro.
A little more aggressive, a little more aggressive.
yeah that's good so when he comes back looks stand up to you i'll show you it looks like
stand up
you know what i'm saying
when we're gonna be back though should i just keep doing this
now left to right more up down bro you gotta get in the rhythm
yeah that's good that's good i can hear your arm moving
oh fuck i just hit the controller
that's good bro
that's good that's good hopefully you come back yeah I'm gonna buy your money but it's
all good let's take that's tight you know in rocket league games for your afk and you
get mounted like someone jumps on the back of your car so it's like right on you that's
thing. Yes, Ralph.
Wait, Cap, is this you in here?
I'm spectating. I'm not in, but I think that's via Admin.
Oh, oh, Generating. That's on it.
on these guys
not you
thought I was doing it
you still like
playing with a lot
alright
are you still good at playing with a lot of these guys?
I have like a wrist issue from playing a bit too much
maybe we can play in Rust lately
yeah
sorry about some bugs
your two games are csgo and rust
yeah I don't know
you must really hate Rust
I'm a bit mentally I want to yeah you must really hate your life
sorry I wasn't back yo what's up bro yo yo yo
it's time it is time alright
how does this work twin yeah bro again right I didn't have much time to prepare
right so this could be a little bit chopped but
the plan is the plan is
we all know Call of Duty zombie mode right where you
have waves of zombies you try to beat a certain wave what we are gonna do is
Basically, um, we're gonna start spawning in zombies
We start on CT side. All right, and we have to fucking defend zombie waves
It is a zombie means somebody with a knife fucking running at you aka our fucking viewers
High-vives can be the first zombie if he wants to be there's also or should be I hope it works
proximity chat so we can hear the zombies roaring towards us all right this
was all last minute so it could be a little bit chopped the plan is to make
it as fast we can maybe like wave 100 aka 100 zombies ask the reverse 100 I have
no idea how this will go though no idea also rest every let me I didn't say
why oh yeah so you're Kathy bro yeah hey thank you for it thank you for
joining bro I swear like thank you so much this was sick it's a pleasure thank
you yo hey this is fun how fast you think you can beat surf utopia bro I
think if you walked in I think it could probably do it next time each other next
time right there now 31 a good amount on rookie I agree by the way
Careful you can join this way the challenge if you want you can join as well you just have to let me know
Oh, wait, I have to get some water. I'll be came
Yeah, okay, www as a hunter as a zombie
As a zombie as a hunter. Oh, sorry as a hunter
Low-key it may take an hour as a zombie you can always dip when you want to if it gets like late or something because you said it's seven
I'll go with you guys if you don't if I'm welcome
From my side
I'm gonna be on like 400 ping so it might be
That's sick as well because if we if we are four then we're gonna make it fucking further as well bro imagine make it to like a wave a hundred
So
no yes you do yes I wanted to do that so bad go get some water carefully fuck you
I'm a high all right let me see so does it work the proximity check
Jinxie with high-mice high-mice wait have I seen you talk at approximately high-mice
speak speak
Has he ever pushed a bond?
He's on long. Hi guys!
No way!
Wait, keep talking and keep moving back!
Oh my god, that does work.
That is sick.
I don't hear him.
Yeah, because he got too far away.
You see? It's like this.
Okay, can we try it a little bit longer?
Poland, like a little bit further, like, I don't know, five meters.
Wait, I don't hear him when he's talking.
I don't hear him.
Really?
You guys hear him?
Yes, bro. Yes, oh my wish have all you that's why remember that you're not off squishy. Yeah. Yeah. Yes
Oh, I got a dragon. Oh, yeah. Yeah, sir. I can imagine why
Yes, yes, there I go. All right, let's see. Let me get some people
Yo, Chad if you want to join type one we need some hunters like actually we may need like a hundred people
I'm not joking
We have a stock now have a stock now
Have a box max yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah here my here my here
Right here
64 too easy for four hunters be honest chat
And I was like man, we can just appear I got HP maybe
You give a thousand HP, bro.
Probably B4, I guess, what is the owner, you know?
We'll ask, sorry to say again.
How much HP does the T's have?
We have a thousand, how much does the T's have?
A hundred each?
50, 50, so it could be too easy.
Oh, 60.
64 only.
That might not be that easy, I'm already at 600 HP.
That's crazy.
What about 100 HP I think?
Yeah, Poland, Poland, Poland at 100, the zombies, the zombies.
Alright, let's get people in.
So, we'll basically be able to get 64 viewers in, right?
Yeah.
And we just keep going until 64, and that's a max?
Yeah, I mean I hope we either die before, like I'm scared that it's too easy, but
I didn't know that the limit was 64 because 4v64 could be too easy, but we will see we will see
We can also adjust their HP, you know, if it's too easy, but I think they should be at 100 though jet for the
64 do we win that or no wait 64 is a lot. I'm not gonna lie
12 per person squishes go globally town
Yeah, hey me too me too and can't be too
wait you guys are all global
of course
yeah
oh yeah wait what oh yeah you're global
your brother of course hello why is the chat laughing
you are silver one no i'm not what you're trolling right
my owner is silver globo doesn't mean shit anymore
get on my heads there's a run boost i'll show you run boost run boost
so look this way you're gonna jump as soon as you land hold w and then jump again okay whenever you want
all right i think that part of the map sucked come here come here i did feel fast for a second
You'll see it. You'll definitely see it.
Okay, bro, somebody should be increased. Let's try it right now on long, and then we get it going, boys.
Then we start. If you check spectator, there's already three people right now waiting.
Oh, it's just a jump. Oh!
Wait, let's just jump it out again. So what did I get? So what did I get?
You'll see how much speed you get.
Is that high-vives? High-vives, talk, talk, talk, talk.
Jump.
No!
As soon as you hit my head, hold W again, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
some reason the game is so shit
good try that you had it for a sec
you got so many what like guns do we get
and stuff we got grenades and stuff
yes we can buy we start with zero
dollars though and we get money every
kill you know
alright boom boom squishy am i not
like holding w you gotta hold w right
yeah see what you like
I suppose you ready ready mm-hmm
I'm holding it, but like I think I'm overrunning you
Make sure you're like the middle of his head and you know, but yeah, yeah, that's good
Okay, ready?
See some things wrong with the map. It's funny more slack around come come come come
teaching in mass riffing
Now I run boost run boost, but CSD run boost is shit like some parts of the map like if there's any elevations
Oh my god, can't you check your pink?
Holy shit. Holy shit.
Yes, so great.
You got 250.
You got this.
What is the flattest part of this?
I've been asking you.
Alright.
What's up with...
Sorry, hold on.
This right here.
Hello.
What about here?
Ah!
Try again.
He's out of the right.
Now.
Alright, we have to reset some of this, but then we can go.
Yeah.
I think I was there, it was gonna work.
Anyway, you go flying Jinx, if you run and then jump again, you go flying.
Like really high in the sky?
Not high, but forward really fast like really fast.
Alright, reach on, reach on.
Don't let your people use your voice.
Do pros do that to get the spots fast or something?
Like at the start of a run?
Yes, you're a genius bro, yeah.
It's actually like tech.
I assume because if you get to a choke point quick, it's just cheese.
Yeah, you beat the timing right?
Like the default time.
I
See us must be like insane bro like because they it's just they're all so fucking locked
They're also mechanical. They have like a match with guns, bro. Yeah every grenade light it up
They've all probably have perfect fucking aim. They'll have fucking perfect angles on every map. Oh
Someone think it's buggy because we can go inside of each other on the map. That makes it
Yeah, yeah, that's yes because else the zombies ones in 64 like they get stuck, you know
Look like zombies or no no no no no again bro like I had no time to prepare anything
So this is like as scuffed as it gets but it should it's hopefully it's gonna be fun. We will see all right
Are you guys ready?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, your name went from cheeseburger to oh, yeah, I know bro fuck cheeseburger bro wait
Hi
vice
Have I seen game though, uh, can you get have ice air on T side? Um, Poland
I don't move like such a dude
What's on it? What's the actual rank about a chance that you lie? Oh, no, bro
I am the highest rank of CS for why are you smiling? I can show you
No, bro. I'm not all right. Yo, have ice. Can you see us, bro? Yes? Yes? Yes? Okay?
Talk. Yeah
Yeah, I'm talking. I'm talking. I'm talking. I'm talking. I'm talking. I'm talking. Hello
Keep keep keep we can still hear you Loki keep keep keep
Okay, okay, and now now keep
Keep talking coming to us so now you can see Jin see it's proximity Chad wait wait wait here he comes
Okay, okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on ready. I'm gonna yeah
Yeah, that's perfect. That's perfect. Oh, that's somebody. That's somebody. That's somebody.
All right. Hi, boys, you're going to be our round one. All right, you're going to be zombie
number fucking zero. Maybe you win the challenge. Maybe it ends right here. If we can't find
the head shot, sucky fucking kills us right now. Crippy. Crippy. All right, make a hundred
HP I'm 50 I can't do it okay I don't know why oh yeah that's me manual and
Poland can you add squishy to hunters to my team and then hi vice try killing
jinx I want to see how many slices it takes because again we are pretty
tanky try killing jinx he's right here he's right here oh no no no no you're
gonna be fine this guy let's see just slice him down I wonder if that's if
you have too much HP. I mean for the start of course, but that is okay. Yo, put it down,
pole it, put it down too. How much should we put it down to? Try it backstab. How much
does the backstab do? Try it, try it, try it. On me, on me. High-mice. Oh, that's a
lot. 180, I'm not gonna lie. Put it to 500. Yeah, 500, 500. 500, ass, and 100,
Zombies.
Cavry Squashy Junko.
It's gonna be scary.
Yes, yes, once there's a lot, yes.
Should I get out of here?
What's the plan?
Huh?
Is grouping up like the strat for this,
or like is it better to spread out?
Or?
I think for us, we just locked down, bro.
We just hold down.
Hey, I don't want to say it.
Save Highbicec, bud.
You know?
I think we just locked down fucking long, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Wait, but how quickly?
Hey!
What's that shit?
How quickly, quickly, like, after we kill one,
does another one immediately like come in or no it's like in waves at the start we can like
double it every time what i thought about in the shower today we uh don't add ones of me every
time of course it makes no sense right we just fucking butt through them but we're gonna double
it every time until maybe they knife us once or so until once what someone's one person dies
maybe does that make sense because we're fall
hello yeah yeah oh oh guys again like bro I need help you as well like this
I this check it like I did it a hundred times this is the first time alright
okay let's do that that way then let's do that with them we double it until
someone dies first and then we go while round by round of course we lose if all
of us die if all of us die yeah it ends yes alright we start with
With one zombie two four eight sixteen
Look at this guy away from me!
Get this guy away from me!
Okay
Yes
Alright
Boys
I'll be ready
Yes, yes, yes
Ahah
I'm born ready
Let's go!
Let's start the games!
Come on Jinxie
You need good fucking aim
Oh my god, we're starting, it's starting, it's starting
Yes, here we go
If we are dying
It's running, running, running
Again, look at your money
Can you hear me?
Alright
Sorry, I was muted
Yes, we can't buy anything right now because we have zero dollars.
Can you meet?
Yeah, all right, boys, let's go.
Let's go. It's just high.
It's it's just high.
I'm number one.
OK, that's easy.
It's just let me get it.
Let me get it.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, don't kill him.
Yeah, we have proximity.
Yeah, how do I talk to him?
OK.
I don't know where he is.
We can just close.
I know him so well.
He's going out of that corner, bro.
Fuck.
He's not winning.
You have a story.
He's more he's more afraid of us than we are of him
You know life us this guy wasting all wait. This is actually
You have a stop bro stop you're not winning this bro
Have I just wanted you and four of us body
No, you shouldn't have jigs to kill him. Hi, okay. Yeah, I wanted to I wanted so now there's gonna be two
Oh my god, he already is going.
Oh, does our HP reset every time?
Our HP is going to reset every time?
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
Okay, so yeah.
And look, we should have led Vixen kill.
We have 50 bucks now.
And again, we're trying to save up for something nice.
Don't buy a fucking flash or something.
Well, I shouldn't talk in-game, right?
Guys, mute each other in-game.
Yeah, yeah.
Guys, guys, guys.
We can now still fix our settings, right?
If you have settings to fix, it's only two zombies.
Mute each other in-game, so when we try to talk to them,
like we can't do each other, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah.
Gcs, you know how to do it?
press tab, click on one of our, you have it?
I have tab.
Oh, press tab, click on one of our names and then click the volume button.
Like you know, just click on it.
Profile?
No.
Yeah, the volume.
Oh, I see I see you, sorry.
Okay, okay, and just put all of us on zero.
All right.
You check, you don't have to type one anymore, bro.
We will get some people all right ready. Yes, where the hell are they bro? I swear that just trying to waste our time
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Oh, that was the wrong thing. Yeah, how do I fucking mute you bro?
Yo, bro, they should be coming long bro. What is this? I thought they would run at us. What are this? What is this hiding?
What the fuck
Yeah, all right, yo do we need to put a time limit zombies why are you like
just run away oh it's Dima bro wait what
who's Dima who's Dima he's he's like huge
he always does challenges bro how wait so
they're joining instantly how's that
even happening Poland the admin he's
like dragging them in you know fucks like
this call I definitely got it's an
athlete for for we double it every time
he's until someone dies or one of us
and then we go slow. Here we go.
Okay. Set them up. Set them up.
All right, four fucking zombies.
Come on!
Shit's gonna be easy. Again, once it's a lot,
we just have to fucking lock it down.
Oh, boys, no, we need this, bro.
Well, well, well.
Why they not talking? Can't hear them.
I think I'm not because I'm dead.
They made another six of them, or is there eight?
eight. That's gonna come in. He's
dragging them in. Oh my god.
I'm saving my money. I'm saving
right now. Loki, I want to save for
an M4. Yeah, let me know what we
should buy. Let me know what we
should buy. I feel like M4 is the
play, right? How do I have 300
dollars? How do you have more?
More kills? Yeah. You're in the
armor. What the matter for
me? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I
now there's no way to beat 64. I got like 8v1. Jixi because you died you're not allowed
to respawn. I'm joking bro. We go again. You do get revived. It's like in the zombie mode
where you're chilling. But listen listen. You muted the enemy apparently. They're saying.
Uh huh. Jixi you're not in the mean. Oh Jixi Jixi. No. You pressed it. No I heard
Are you there?
Yes.
OK.
How many zombies are there now?
Yo, I see Arrow on the enemy team this most.
He was in the car with you yesterday,rdjxs.
Yes.
How many are there on the enemy team now?
I think he's going to go until if you press tap,
you see a life under the terrace, right?
He's going for 16.
Why?
Because only you die.
Listen boys, do we already invest or do we stay with
use PS thanks that let's all go there can't we do it can we do 16 yes we need
to play range let's go long together yeah we need to play long together and not
let them get close to Poland low-key all right here we go guys that we're not
just you have to follow us we all go along it's like hard cars really see
if they're not like our summit okay yeah cars okay we're probably have to come
lock in boss lock in we need straight hatch let's don't waste your bullets we
only have fucking 30 each wait this actually said okay I'll take a info
squishy careful all right come on only one has only a shot nice one down 15 to
go nice I've been setting up a flank on the left
nice boys the shit squishy they're low they're low it's gonna be a long yeah
all right that chopped I don't know you're gonna get
refresh ammo refresh refresh
Yo, we don't have an issue. We have an issue. I don't think they're gonna come
I don't think same bullets squishy bait them out bait them out. We have the headshots right behind you
They don't know let me beat them. Let me beat them. I'm on the high I think
careful behind you
How are you faster than me?
I'm fucking dead.
I have no ammo. I'm running out of ammo.
Oh my god.
Boys, please win this.
Stay together. Stay together.
Oh no.
Guys, I have no ammo.
Oh my god.
I have no ammo.
Oh my god.
Yes!
what the fuck I need a gun I need a gun okay we need the problem is the problem
is you get attacked once you're dead why because you slow down and you just
that yeah bro we need to stay on long I'm not joking and and they just have to
know no option there's no option there they get the play you think okay
Kitchy buy a gun now buy a gun now. Oh god. I've only 1.9 K
We I can only I can't buy anything. Yo, I think 22 is enough for now 20 other like
Yeah, Loki 20 Loki 20. Oh god. Bye boys. We're just bringing it up by like a couple. I don't know. Yeah
We only went up by four
Not ready not ready. Uh, wait, wait, let's see. Let's think Kathy ax and
Yeah, I mean, I'm a hot thing
Bro squishy your boys press tab squishy is literally only carrying yes 19 kills right now jinxy you have one kill
I have four brother. Let me narrate. I'm just marinated. I need to all right. I think I force this though
I'm like I don't I'm buying my is scout to play boys now, right?
I don't think so. I know so you should be from awesome again. Wait, how do I scroll down the leaderboard like how do I see all of them?
You press right happen then you scroll down
Like the user names. I feel like Nate's could be a right click could Nate's be a play like
Imagine throwing an HE while running away. Whoa, I'm buying that I'm buying that
If we see a bunch of connect back you can buy two H ease guys you can buy two H
They're definitely having so much fun in the call. Yes. Are we ready boys? Wait, should I go deagle or just save up for like
Jinxie, I don't think you should go deagle. I'm sorry. Maybe Jinxie. I bought a 5-7. I think 5-7 can be really nice
Okay, I'm gonna buy. I'm gonna go. All right, boys boys. We have to stay together on this one like actually
All right. Yeah guys. We almost lost the last one. All right. Yes. We are
Ready, let's go Poland. Here we go
The program is called boys lock in please
Yes, long I haven't made it if you want to make that somewhere on it Sam bro Sam
I think the Nate's a good bro. Once you're like caught in the back position you throw a Nate and they just run into it, you know
along
Nice, we got your back nice
I'm going to throw one grenade
Take off, Nate
Good shit, good shit, boys
How many are alive? Just one
Nice, nice, nice
No bro
Nice! Come on!
Or Nate's allowed or no?
Nate's allowed, Nate's allowed
Okay, okay, yeah, there is gonna be 60 of them at the end of the world. Let's go up to 24 zombies now
Here we go. Keep in mind this way. We're making how many was cash
That was 20 that was 20. We're going up by fall. We're going up by fall
All right boys. I'm telling you right now grenades are fucking OP bro. I threw one. Yeah. I have flashes
What do you think about flashes only flashes flash?
We jinx you jinx you jinx you take this gun
Flash
I think
Oh, I got I got this one. This one shotgun. Yeah, dude. I'm a shotgun crutch. Yeah
Jinx I feel like a flash is not to play. I'm not gonna. I'm scared that you just gonna blind us
You know what I mean and the zombies they this is to run wait. There's a fire in flashes. Yes. Yes, bro
Yes, guys, I'll do I'll do Nathan. Can I sell can I sell? Yeah?
You have to reverse the refund button. It's an arrow. No, no
Oh my bad, my bad, my bad, both bad comps.
So when we're over the flash, that's like a turn,
like a U turn, you know?
Press the U turn button, Jinxie.
U turn, the button we're talking about.
On the flash, the U turn button, bro.
Wait, hold up, hold up, U turn?
Oh yeah, yeah, oh.
You got it?
No.
All right, bro.
Just take my nades, just take my nades.
On floor, on floor.
Um, you bought it last round on a spieler scene about last year.
That's right.
Alright, I'm going to get some mullies.
I'm going to get some mullies.
How many zombies are there now?
24?
If you press tap, you can see it, I'm the terrorist.
You can see it.
Like, you see it.
Like counter terrorist, terrorist, and then you see it live, 24 out of 24.
I have the strat.
I'm going to hold long myself.
You guys, you three can hold like everything else.
Cat and CT, okay?
Got it.
It's going to work.
Okay, it's going to work.
I have a feeling when they get 64 they're going to bombard one side and they're
not going to split their push.
Yeah, I'll call for help with Fendi.
They really shouldn't split their push that was not spend one bad one
Well, it's like we have enough to bow down, but if they can overpower one side, it's a lot worse
But we need more people what's that more people so no blasts. Okay, I'm just gonna donate. I don't know flash
Yes, yes, that's good. That's good. All right. Let's open the gates. Here we go Poland. Let's go
Let's look in here we go
24 zombies boys
Vamo, let's try to not die at all. Use your nades wisely.
I'll tap Monotov squishy Monotov earlier. No, I'm long
They're not rushing it's the there's their mid probably mid mid cat
Probably all cat arrow was trying to cook up those track cat
We'll wait oh
hell no
Boys can't move it if we're not moving. Oh, we got a problem
Yo, if we look at the top row it says that this round is gonna take not 59 minutes, bro
What is the shit bro? What are they just gonna waste our time? I'm pushing I'm pushing squishy if you die we were chopped
I'm not gonna lie. We lose. Yeah, we lose
I'm checking for flank don't
I
Go back maybe
Yo, what is this shit, bro?
Yo, wait guys, I didn't think about this. I didn't think about this
It's gonna find they're all the same spot. We're just gonna find it
I swear to go first guys
Wait
Somebody just somebody just yet. He's coming
If we did it together we had it
We're not good
Guys guys guys are you really gonna wait?
I have a flank, I have a flank.
That's what you get for waiting boys, that's what you get for waiting boys.
Plank!
Is it the last one?
Two left, two left boys.
Yo, what are you gonna do bro?
Say sorry and I'll let you spare.
Alright.
The doors, the doors, the doors, the doors.
The doors, he's walking.
He's walking.
Well, as you can talk to the last guy night, there we go, so that was 24, right?
I think we do 30 now.
I think we do 30.
We can do 30.
Dare I say 32?
What?
Dare I say 32?
Bro, wait, the max is 64, right?
Yes.
I think we just do 32.
We do.
We didn't lose a single life.
Think about it. We didn't know it was a single life there.
Alright Jack! 32, what is that? That adds 8 more, right?
8 more?
If they didn't push us though, that's tough. I'm not gonna lie.
If they didn't push us, we'd probably be dead.
Bro, they need to push us though, scammers.
Alright, Jinxie, you made the boss call, press tab.
There's fucking 32 zombies right now in this next round.
Jinxie, if this sells us, bro, I will be mad. I'm not joking, bro.
Bro, it's okay. It's okay. We got this shit, bro.
We have to play together.
Okay, the question is actually 32. I still only have five boys by grenades right now by grenades Molotov's damage is
About two of each. Yes. Yes, you can
Do we need smokes?
Maybe right? Is it good? I don't know. I feel like it makes it better for them. I think no, don't do smoke
We need to be able to see everything
Scouts be able to see everything Scouts one shot, right wait, should I get a second a gun now like a gun gun?
I feel like I'm for maybe the play for you, bro. I'm not gonna lie
I'm close one more round one more round. We got it me too me too. All right. This is 32, right? Yes
I'll be already carefully jinx this question
Yeah, yeah, right. I mean open the gates Poland. Here we go. Oh jeepers. I was this is 32 zombies right 32. Yes
Looking have we beat this? I think we go to like 36
But we need to make 64 somehow
You get you get long squishy, okay?
Yeah
Once they come like in in just use your grenades, but they're so OP
Hit their hiding again. It's nothing quiet
One on one on short. I'm it. I'm it. Yeah
Careful. Careful. He may be baiting me. He's baby. He's baby. No, no, no, please down long squishy because if they come to G
You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah
They're gonna come along there. Oh wait, they're all stuck. I think he's fixing one
One is like one
Mid-dose maybe a little bit. Thanks. I'll go with the five. Yeah
I get one in CT guys
oh no I fucked up boys nice you see wait oh I did yes it is
it's just me
good on good on good on run run run run run run you need to be squishy I'm scared
We're trying to play. I have to play. I have to play.
I thought it was a reset.
Squishy ass, save me. Squishy ass, save me.
The egg remains. The egg is coming.
How healthy are you? How healthy are you?
I'm good. I'm good.
Flash out.
Oh my god.
How many are left? How many are left?
Seven. Seven left.
I
Boys please
Don't
Without you we would be cooked
Last one last one
We lost we lost to people
I'm telling you like yeah, it's hard. We can't go in like that. I um, I accidentally press G
No, no, you're good you're good we got this yeah, okay, so that was 36 or 32 32
That was 32. Oh no, why is he going up your chill Poland? Why am I seeing 38?
Okay, I think we do 38 but no one died like
Bro because when one of us dies it makes it easier for all of us to die because just less cover
Like me and jigsie push long and they kind of got bad because I couldn't help
Hey guys, so maybe I just know I just need a better gun. Yeah, what is that?
What is the best gun squishy? Is it a nega phone? I'm too fun. I I'm falling us
I think none of the gov is easier to control the spray. I think I'm not gonna
You have it equipped it looks like
I don't know if you can have it quit it's in it's like a LMG
It's mid-tier mid-tier
Jinx do you have it in mid tier? Oh?
I don't see it. I don't see it. I'm also going inform on us. Yo guys the cap that doesn't do anything against knife slices, right? I
I don't know I don't think I don't I don't know does it do anything I have no idea
Bro, this is no way. I'm sorry. There's no way to be 64. Wait. It does
Jinxie what is that? Hey, I'll be doing this. I know what it's no way bro. We almost lost the 32 man
Because we had ADHD if we stayed if we stay strapped in one position. Okay, you're I think you're right
I think you're right by a four by a four no more bullets. I don't have wait a half
Good comes good comes. Do you have anythings?
I'm m4a4. I
Have M. Oh, I already bought the m4a1 guys. Oh, it's how you can refund if you have another error
So I'm not going to buy the m4a4 now. Yeah, there you go. They're gonna have more bullets. Perfect
I have a nades as well guys. How many is this 38?
30 fucking eight. Oh
God so we're gonna keep going up by six until we like inevitably you know what we're not gonna lose
No, we're not 64s the max
Those models are clutch when they were pushing. I like that. Yeah, I'm gonna get some of those boys. Are we already?
Is it in Cindy ears in Cindy urge? Yes. Yes
Are we ready boys? I'm ready
Guys can't read the fuck in yeah. Yeah squishy
Yeah, ready ready
Here we go boys, please lock in please come on do we want to try another position now?
I just fucking dust too long here we go
They're getting a little crafty though careful careful like we just have to let them push I'm not joking
I'm scared to go short again. Kevry wait Jinx get a negative. Come here with the need with the need
I see someone shot, I see someone shot!
Guys shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, need help, need help, got it coming?
Okay, we're good, we're good, oh my god.
80 is off, 80 is off.
Don't push too far, I can't really help you.
Like mid-dose, mid-dose.
They're good there, you're good there.
Yep.
I'm gonna talk to them, I'm gonna talk to them.
They said we have all the info, it's two and-
Yo boys, mind them, mind them!
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming!
Don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot!
Because you're left or left.
Long clear, long clear, long clear!
Let's go long, let's go long, let's go long!
Go space, go space!
Go, go, go!
Wait, wait!
No, no, no, no!
They make something long!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Help!
Go, go, go, go!
We have them!
Good stuff!
Come on, come on!
No
Do you have six seven HP
Since he has six seven HP it's a sign talk to have I squishy talk to I like this fucker
I've asked which I might kill me
Of course you kill
This is cinema like this
To left one left one left one left a hundred but I'm just so smart. Oh my god. You got an LMG that is so fucking smart
Let's go
Squishy do you have
sports three people died we all have five hundred and the last person was one
HP do you understand I'm going back yeah this is getting scary this is getting
scary so wait now it's 44 I wish it wasn't I wish it was I could drop one
Yeah, yeah, let me try I do need a drop to
Info was good. I got it. Are you trolling bro? We're literally we literally just almost died
We had three people dying and the last one was one HP one right click away from dying
This is
Oh
Don't down a bit Jinx squishy is this gotten the best yes or no
For this challenge 100% I think give me one please give me one please give me one please it's in your hand
It's in your hand. I really give you my god. You're the best. We're ready. We're all equipped
All right, this is 44 zombies right?
Bro, what are the odds of high-bives killing me literally 1 in 38 of course
Let's yeah, I swear to God. He's like the devil
Oh, bad thing about gift tip.
Why did I buy the fuse kit?
All right.
Wait, armor?
Should I buy armor?
What, for what?
Fine, armor.
Yeah, armor, armor, you need.
All right, boys.
I don't think you guys realize, you're jinxing.
Timeout.
Three people died.
We have 500 HP each.
And Squishy was 67 HP, down from 500 HP.
It was this group.
They forced us to long.
And there was like eight people hiding on a box waiting for us.
That was terrifying.
They forced us along.
And they literally, I heard their comms,
because some of them don't know what's that's on.
They're like, all right, it's the same plan.
Same plan, plan's still the same.
It's two and two.
Like, bro, they're locked.
Like, they're not fucking around.
They're locked.
They have plans.
All right.
I'll be ready.
Guys, this is so scary.
I'll be ready.
Yeah, I guess I'm ready to add it up.
This is 44.
Okay, chat 44.
45, that's no key.
4045 do we go 45 directly? I'm done
All right Poland let's start the round here we go boys looking
Yo, that's guys having the fun of that life
They're fucking organized well come on boys looking squishy. We need your best fucking and you have 77 kills squishy looking
You move slow with it with that with the
Yeah, yeah, yeah, GenC, once they start running at you, equip the knife and maybe run out.
I don't know.
They're already coming! They're already coming!
Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
They're running at you.
Oh, okay, okay, I'm gonna come out.
This is bad! They're stupid as fuck!
We can just nade it! Boys, come! We can nade it! We can nade it!
We need to trouponate! One, two, three, two, one, two, three!
Nade it! Nade it! Nade it! Nade it!
Nice!
They're coming along! They're coming along!
They're coming along! They're all wrong!
GenC said they're all wrong!
They're all wrong! They're all wrong!
Oh my God!
Yes!
Ah!
Oh my God!
Come at me!
Careful!
Let the skill in there. Let the skill in there.
What do you mean?
There'll be a cat! There'll be a cat!
Ah!
Mind the cat!
No!
Oh fuck.
JX is just four.
JX you're the last.
The game, the game JX.
Oh fuck.
JX you're the last.
The game, the game JX.
Oh fuck.
JX you're the last.
You got this, you got this.
How many? How many?
Three.
Nice, nice.
Oh, we won.
Oh
He's bad to box on the left. I think no
Oh my god
What do you mean what's next bro, you just like to play off your life, how do you feel?
Oh my god, I feel amazing! I feel amazing!
Now it's 50!
You didn't get hit once. It was so good, bro. So good. You still have 500 HP, bro.
Bro, they focused you inside of me because they know I'm the weakest.
But it was the play that you went to another direction because then you had the fucking space, bro, to make your play.
It was so clever. I'm not talking about it.
If you stay with us in Budapest and GG.
can you come you come with me will do a boost boost yeah oh my heart is beating
bro I need like a second which is 10 seconds
oh my god what's your play what's your I need to give it to you I need to give
to you the shat saying but I'm gonna get your actually rage ready mass right
now what are you talking about both fucking last round we're down to last
And you want that too bad in the game
The only thing you can do after life
You're pushing me
Yo, I'm not joking bro
This time right 20 miles right now
That makes no sense
I'm just fucking at it
I'm going to die in an instant
I'm just dying to die in zombies
Please
Oh my god
Bad in the game
Yo bro
Squishy
Bro, I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest
I got no money
No money
Time out
God, I don't have money for it
You don't have money
But the place doesn't work
I have money
money I have money I money do you have them to go equipped no it doesn't have
right doesn't have it no the pay 90 works pretty well
90 that's good yeah I'm gonna head shot one time I'm gonna be like good shot
now I'm gonna be like that's 50 ammo yeah I'm gonna spawn in with the with
the LMG right you're good you have a right now you have it right now I don't
So I'm out of the binding. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna say but if I die look at those guys
I'm the organization bro. They're trying to intimidate us. You will die. Hell no
All right boys, uh
He's gonna be close
It is fit. Oh he went up to 50. He went up to 50. Oh my gosh
Okay, so realistically
Realistically we need to beat about four more waves and and it's gonna be the hardest waves yet
We could do this, bro. It's gonna be close, but 1v4 is like good. If you have HP, I think 1v10 is when it's just cucked. I think it's just cucked. 1v10.
When you keep getting these 1v4s, I think we got this shit, guys.
I'm scared, uh, bro. I died the last two rounds and I'm not sure.
Alright, come on quick on it.
Long quick?
Please.
Play with, uh, calf, like, wherever you play. Like play like flat, like flat.
Okay.
Alright, boys. Are we fucking ready?
We can win this, we can win this.
I'm ready.
I'm ready, ready.
You okay? I'm good.
Yo, look at me, look at me.
Bro, you just turned around like this.
Squishy, look at me. You look like this, look.
Bro, full lag of 250 ping.
I was tapping in.
How did I die more than you on 250 ping?
I'm fucking ass.
Oh my god.
How do you have the most to have still?
second most kills though I guess I don't know man I'm going in I guess I don't
fucking know all right boys let's fucking get it Poland open the gate
let's go boys looking looking looking at you right 50 right 50 fucking zombies
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Okay, where do you want to go?
I'm going to boost blue box, boost blue box.
Okay.
We're going to have a patch to prepare.
Wait, I know what you mean.
What?
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Okay, I'm out, I'm out.
What are you talking about? We're going to boost to this?
They're on us, they're on us.
Do you want to boost or no?
I'll blue box you, you, you, you.
All the way along.
I'm not gonna get up
I can't get up
They have to push me
How are you gonna get up here?
I'm not gonna get up here
We are gonna push him
I'm not gonna get up
I'm gonna call you when they come
Just don't be
I got two
He said this is good
Oh my god boys, oh my god boys!
Y'all just saved my fucking ass.
Five alive, five alive.
What the fuck?
Yo, where you at guys?
Where you at?
I'm gonna come for you.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, how the fuck did we do that?
Squishy, I don't know if that was a good title. I killed like seven and then they boosted from from three different sides
I
Thought they were like done like I don't know how many them left. They came out of nowhere
Wait, how many is it now? How about it now?
He's going up right now. It's at 54. I don't know what he's aiming towards it could be fifth way
Wait, it could be when so
He's he's at 55. Why does he keep going? He goes to 55
Poland wants it at 55
You'll squish you squish you you need to invest into a fucking negative for me, please the P90 is not doing the job right now
I'm not gonna lie. Thank you, bro
Guys rebuy nades rebuy nades now and also your Kevlar vest jinx. If your Kevlar vest is low HP
We buy the Kevlar vest now now
It doesn't give me a little reply. What does that mean? What does that mean that means you're full if you'd says at the bottom
you at 100 that's good okay okay okay okay bro this is actually feet this is actually feet this is
actually feet this is how many zombies how many zombies yo poland one guy can see it we need plus
one we need plus one right it says 54 we had 54 because someone left but they'll be back next round
should we do 55 54 then that's fine all right are we all ready boys are we ready or so no
someone leaked code it's fine it's fine I hope it's fine are we ready or no yes
all right Poland open the gates for the second last time if we can finish this
here we go boys oh yeah Jinxie shooting within the dev crowd okay boys
looking I'm telling you Zeus okay all right here we go here we go look
wait this is 54 right yes 54 max is 64 bro then we win the game
Okay, okay, I'm gonna scout a little bit
That's in the chat
I'm not joking
Yes, yes, yes, check that jigs you be killed we're down to forty eight forty seven
Guys, are you stupid? What's your plan? You're just going down like flies one by one. Are you gonna attack or no?
Are you gonna sit there
I'm going to wait for 5-10 minutes!
No, no, no!
I'll streamer!
I'm on fire!
So scary!
They're trying to bait me!
It's all time, Jinxie!
Wait, look how we run over front.
I'm not joking.
You have the advantage.
They can just stream all day and do nothing, right?
But we have the jobs.
True!
No slurs in the match, no jail.
Sorry, sorry.
Okay, we look up to be, uh, I'm so low.
I'm running for the room.
Guys, we're running for the room.
We're running for the room.
Okay, we look up to B, I'm so low, 1H people.
Guys, we're falling down, we're only pick 20-26.
Oh, no, if you don't let me kill you, I'm unsubbing and unfollowing.
Ah, come kill me then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so let me out there, I'm unsubbing.
Come in, I'm not gonna shoot, I'm out, I'm not gonna shoot.
Okay, okay, let me out, I'm unsubbing, I'll follow.
Come, come, come.
Hang on, hang on, so shooting me.
Waiting, waiting.
They said about a centipede, they said about a centipede.
We can go on A site, will you kill me?
Sit back and sleep
As if I'm sleep-added, as if I'm sleep-added
What is this, what's up, they're coming!
Squishy out!
They're all coming!
Go back, go back, go back!
That's up, that's up, yeah, they're getting out!
Bad boys, what is your plan? You're so bad!
Oh my god
What was that?
They just waited on game
Yeah
Boys, but why are you waiting on game?
You got to tell your team to fucking push in all at once
What are you doing with our time drops to lose?
Huh?
Hup, hup, hup, hup
Oh my god
Oh
Let's go guys
I'm going to the left
You don't need to do this
500 help yeah, hey go go go hit me one so wait there's only one way left and it's gonna be
off
Let's easy kill him. Yeah, let's easy kill him. Come sit here. Come sit here. Come sit here. Come sit here
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry
Bro, so wait, it's only one way left right?
If we go now up to 64 years do we go up to 64
I think we do this is the last fucking final push. Let's go up to 64 Poland. Let's go up to 64
It's time. I'm just saying if it wasn't for the Salon G this would not be possible
I
Know
She comes to us again
Where you on their side like getting my expense
You're pulling we lost all about by pulling can you give us like 5k each I'm not gonna lie
Yo wait I have an idea wait wait okay after this could I be a zombie for one round I just want to be a zombie
Sure sure
We can get the advice on our team and you join that team no why no why not
I don't feel any better than no I want to like kill y'all like like like like
So wait this 64, but then I want to join the zombies for
64 to be 60 is
Okay, 60 is the max because it's 60 total and we're four right so it's 60 before boys
This is oh my god
I'm not gonna like switch your weapons, switch your...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shit.
This is the maximum CS...
Wait, can I just like...
Oh, no, I still haven't started.
Jeezy, this is the maximum CS server I can handle.
64 people.
I have utility, Jake.
That's why now we may just lose because it's getting laggy.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think.
Okay.
And then after this, I'm gonna go to the zombies, okay?
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Wait, I don't know if this is possible with the lag.
I'm not gonna lie.
All right.
Um, Poland is...
Wait, it's so laggy.
Yeah.
We are keeping getting DDoS 2 if someone leaked, I don't know.
We can try, we can try.
Alright, about the same as I did.
Poland, is it the 64 player leak or is it maybe DDoS?
Arrow, leak, IP and stream.
It's not the players.
It's DDoS.
Yo, hey, whoever see this thing, bro, let us play one last round, please.
Like, we just want to finish it.
Mmmmm, we can try it, we can try it.
I think it's better now, I think.
Yeah, let's try it, let's try it, let's try it.
Alright, let's open the gates, let's open the gates.
Oh God, if, if...
Alright.
This is 60?
Here we go.
Yeeees.
The last possible round.
Boys and girls, here we go, oh no.
Oh no, it's too late, it's too late.
Yeah, they may have gotten us.
Let's see, wait, now it's fine.
It's not too bad.
It's not bad now.
Dino side!
You're getting VIP now!
Like after this round, I'm not joking.
Here we go.
Locking boys.
Just be ready. I feel like now they're gonna go fast.
Thinks carefully they're T-Balls.
Once you need help, let us know they're coming towards CT boys.
Don't waste your bullets, Dino.
Oh my god, I'm bombing, I'm bombing, I'm bombing.
Wait, I may need to reload soon.
I'm coming for you bro, you can't hit shit.
Oh, I'm sorry, I need help! I need help!
I need help!
I'm sorry!
60 minutes in, I got him!
He can't be made to cool!
Fuck!
We're not even loading, got me!
Flank! Flank!
28, get up!
Oh no, no, no!
They're coming out! They're coming out!
Okay, guys, guys.
rule I think I think blue corp 18 left 18 left boys is because
You have to work as a team
Whoever's dead whoever's dead in check can can you tell them to
Then we push out we push out okay your body body or shredding doesn't fall to last round
I'm sorry, bro
I have no ammo. All right boys. That's fine. We fucking did it. We fucking did it. We actually fucking did it
They're all chasing cap
Let's finish this job. Let's finish this job
I like them, I like them, I like them.
Yeah, I'm not the best.
Can I go to zombies?
We can do it, we can do it.
I just want to, now, but only all three, only all three.
Because I think we could win if it's just y'all.
We could.
Mox remove Nega.
Oh, this fucking chat, bro, I swear.
Like, if we went down to one guy, one HP, and, and now.
Oh my god.
Wait, maybe to the right.
Maybe if I joined the zombies, y'all get rid of it.
yeah but i i don't know if i'm a definite court okay yeah yeah where's the
where's the two left where's the cinema let me go to zombies zombies your
leaders arriving wait yeah yeah yeah okay yo yo where you hiding where the
last two hiding bro what the fuck
oh these guys are trying to waste our time jesus there's two guys hiding
somewhere
Oh hell no.
Then T spawn.
Did we check T spawn?
Oh they behind you!
What the?
Yo stop!
Don't do that bro!
They're not a zombie yet.
Oh!
Yo what the hell?
Say sorry bro.
I'll let you live bro.
Well well well.
We did it bro!
Get shit!
Come on!
Okay now for the last one.
For the last one.
I'm going to join the zombies and y'all go.
I'm gonna join the zombies and y'all cannot use that LMG. All right. All right. Okay. Okay. Oh
It's gonna be hard doesn't mean very hard. Let's see. This is what the chat wants. Let's see how this goes
I'm gonna definitely talk to the zombies. I'm gonna definitely talk to the zombies. Yes. Yes. All right
Only us three. Okay, maybe hi-fives on our side. Oh
It's high-fives
Thanks just wanted to be the three of us though. He wanted to you want really he thinks he'd be too unfit. Yeah. Yeah, I did
Yeah, we may be cooked. I'm not gonna lie, right?
I have an idea. I have an idea okay, okay?
Let's both go long long corner, you know like above pit back corner
They have to like they cannot get up unless they like come up the ramp like it's so hard
But we can cover them. Okay, I have an idea. We're gonna follow you. Yes
I have an idea so we're gonna do two people are gonna crouch on the floor one to the stand on top
Cap, you may be by actually you're lagging though. It's gonna be hard for you.
Oh yeah, I don't have yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe I could use an M4 right? I was gonna say if you have an M4.
I only have an M4 at 1S.
Yeah, Jesus, he's getting mic spammed right now probably, but I think we should stop.
Let's start the games, Poland. Let's go, let's go.
Fine around, here we go.
Alright, let's see how this goes without mic.
I think this will work. I think this will work.
I think we might get stuck, but like, we also have U2, so we can U2 stand.
Okay, I'm just gonna follow this back one. What's that one? Oh really? Yeah
All right, all right, listen listen listen listen. I'm gonna definitely okay. Good luck
All right, let's stop the games Poland. Here we go boys. Rebi rebi rebi everything
They got they are instantly overwhelmed. I swear. We just need to mollo like double mollo once they go up the fucking stairs, you know
Here we go. I like one mollo
Maybe one made early like when they come here
There's some weird
Kaka Kaka nice all of them
Oh
My god
Oh my god
That's not again not again, but are you one of all one more time on that when they get when they get when they get
Yo squishy is addicted. I mean, I need I need money. I need money does I
Y'all want to do it one more time with FMG with FMG. Yeah. Yeah, just to see if it was that. Yeah. Yeah
All right, I'm gonna definitely
All right, bro, this has it with everything this has to work with LMG has to oh yeah, I'm sure yeah
This is the strat. All right open the gates. Here we go. Let's go. Let's go
You're cooked now
That's a museum and again
Wait first time I
Mean this match. I haven't got by it. I don't have it like
So go
My blue box, blue box, no blue box.
Really?
Did you throw a mollo for one guy?
That's crazy, he got me fucked up.
No shit.
I am sick, stop going.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
No pain, no pain.
No pain.
Keep moving forward.
Keep going forward.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my god!
Kill this fucking fuck!
We're coming!
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Oh fuck!
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running!
Well, well, well.
I did it!
Sick!
Oh my god, I was running through.
That was one HP.
Alright, mega phase is pretty easy though, I'm not gonna lie.
Because that fucking spot is crazy.
Alright, wait, Jinxie.
It's just a gun.
Jinxie, while we have so many people here,
like this is kind of special, you can't just fill up a server.
I want to try something just to see how it goes.
Do you have a minute?
Yeah, bro, yeah.
I don't have to do anything with my life.
That's crazy. Let's just try something.
Jinxie, I want to try...
I
Poland how much HP can we give Jinxie how much HP I
Want to go one versus 63 like you one verse 63? Just see it see what happens, you know
As much as you want how much HP Jinxie do you need to be able to 1v63?
I just want to see it like 1 million
5,000 wait, I just do pets 5,000 you died in a hoppy
Yo, okay, maybe wait, no, I'm scared. I don't want to do this. It's scary
5,000 yo guys 10k dies in a second. I would bet all my money on that. I'm not joking. Okay. Give me a hundred thousand
Give me a hundred thousand. It's a hundred thousand
What do I need? How much help do I need? How many wait did you have the gun? Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah, uh wait
20k to say how much does a knife slice to 50 right so like a hundred thousand
divided by 50 we have to slice you 2,000 times I'm not gonna lie that could be
possible
okay Jixi what you say you call the number and let's try it all right let's
not okay okay let's do let's do 50,000 you guys have to slice me a thousand
time between 60 people. I'm not gonna lie. Okay. How much health do I have? You have.
We can do 50,000. Do you have to reload though? Do you have to reload? Yeah, I mean, let's do
no reload Poland. No reload. You can use Negev, no reload. Yeah, no reload. No reload.
Don't make me reload. Don't make me reload. And give him 60,000 HP. We have to,
we have to put us on the zombie side right now
Jinxie 1v63 67,000 HP no reload
Rw he says I have to do something in the plug-in for the infinite ammo if you want to give me a moment
W bro, can we get some clips in the check for the fucking game? Can I go B? Can I go B? Yes, yes go go go go go
Jack, what the fuck in?
Is that possible? Wait squishy one thing that we didn't consider
He's gonna run out of Kevlar instantly. What does that mean? How much does a nice slice do with no Kevlar?
Oh, I don't know that I don't know that to be honest
I think he's gonna be able to serve if he doesn't have to reload with a negab. That's crazy. Like he's just gonna laser be must
You think we'll see I think so. We'll see we'll see
No, we load is crazy. I think the only if you have that much HP
Wait, probably yeah
Actually, maybe no real actually maybe reload needed. Yeah, wait 60
67 K
Again, but it's wish you have to realize it's gonna be zombie slicing from all directions because we don't have
Yeah, true. It's like yeah, yeah
Like you may die. I'm not joking
Yeah, it's funny for some other one thousand ammo in the legf
What does that even mean one thousand ammo if he takes like five bullets for one person?
five times
63 that's 300
you probably miss this model mmm we can do a thousand ammo Poland you can just do
a thousand ammo maybe if that's easier we might start laughing each other Dima
isn't enabled and disable that team damage please for zombies if possible
I'm almost ready, I'm just gonna jerk off.
Hey, enjoy your session.
Not ready.
Oh.
Sorry.
I'm so show me this guy.
Okay, so what are the rules just so my chat knows?
67,000 HP for Jinxie.
You versus 63 fucking zombies.
All of us coming at you.
And you have a negative with infinite ammo.
It sounds like the easiest challenge according to the chat, but I don't think it's going to be easy call me nuts
Drop it one on the floor for you. Thanks. You don't have it
Wait, so okay
Wait, how do I get to y'all's team? Can you drag me? Yeah, he's he's ready in a second
Like yes, because he has to change something on the server, but he's on it like it takes a second
Simon says would be amazing. Have you ever done the same Simon says like in fortnight or something?
I've never did it at Simon says what somebody said go go go in the yeah voice chat
Never did it at Simon says you sure that would be funny as hell. Wait. Yeah, that is a good idea
like in fortnight
Bro, I've done Simon said no, I actually have it. I think it don't see you before maybe oh, yeah, I did I did
Okay, check
All right, you can start once ready.
What do we do Simon says? What do we do Simon says after this and we give the winner like money?
How long do you say it wrong?
Oh, for all, oh, today I'm about to like look at that because it's like it's almost 2 a.m. for me.
Jeezy, the last time we were on the call bro I was awake until 5 bro, like I couldn't sleep.
Oh, Jeezy.
Because I always need like some downwind time after stream and shit, you know, like at least like 2 hours.
Yes, do you watch Erme?
Ah, not!
Oh, fuck!
We're going to have to go back.
I can't even lost.
That makes me happy.
Let's look.
Oh, oh, oh!
Yes, yes, yes.
Is this the afterlife?
It's about to start.
Can we get him to fix the voiceover?
What does this one feel like?
What's the after this? What the fuck?
Why do people say that? Carol?
He thought I was gonna read Spock's eyes.
We're running on Pye and Oli's Moroccan Wi-Fi right now, bro.
Like, what the fuck is going on?
Where am I? Am I in Heaven?
There's like clips of people like you and Spiders that he finds in his room and stuff like that.
Oh, wow.
Bro, these clips are really hot.
I'm Jinxing the fucker.
Jinxing.
Can you tell me the rules of why I never see you again?
Jinxie, how much is your HP?
How much is your health?
What?
Okay.
How much is your HP again?
I don't know.
Yo, I can't get power.
Jinxie, how much is your HP?
I'm coming in the chat now.
A thousand.
What?
We should have 67 thousand.
He's going to play alone.
Yo, I'm not going to play alone.
Is Jinxie joining the other team?
Yeah.
I'm still in their comps.
Really?
It's a zimmer time.
Oh, oh.
Yes, I'm still in their comps.
Oh, oh.
67,000
But I have no I have no money for guns. No money. No money. Uh, can you give a man? What do you want to?
You know the one brother one the one the king. Yo, give him a negative give him a negative
I need the RMG! I need the RMG!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
What?!
Alright, alright, alright.
I don't want them to see you, bro.
Admin, give them a hand, please. You need some agf now.
Come on, come on.
Okay, okay, okay, I have everything.
Okay, okay, Jinxie, are you ready? Do you have 67,000 HP? Do you have the gun that you want?
I'm not going to name the name anymore.
Okay, are you ready, Jinxie? 1v63!
Yes!
Wait, I'm scared!
Okay, you're set! You're alone now!
Jinxie, we will definitely be fully alone, bro!
Jinxie, you got this!
Past of luck, have you? Past of luck!
We're going to mute up.
All right boys boys boys let's go
Squishy squishy
I respond I think because it's just me
K
40k
Way off I was well
Did you know after reload? Oh, that's
I was too easy. That was too easy. Okay, maybe one more with 15k
Are you being dead ass you think I'll die I mean yeah, I did a thousand
hours how much you do on it? I think you killed me first, Jinxie, dead ass. Wait, what?
I'm not joking. I've jumped out long and collected a head shot. Wait, so I had, oh I was covering HP, okay.
Wait, okay, so wait, maybe I took 20k? Because how much I took 27k?
we can try 20 just like just to see just to see I want to see if we have a
chance at man put it at 20 put it at 20k put it at 20k and I need to respond
I need to respawn wait so y'all did how much damage then 18k or 28k
I have 67 thousand I went to 30 no y'all did 28k
You have to just lock in bro lock in lock in and don't like your cam you have to move it
like you're hiding the HP.
We're gonna meet up you got it Jinxie.
Yo pause bro what are you talking about?
All right boys, now we have 20k HP can we do the shit 20k HP bro should be easier
Don't play, guys!
Don't play!
We're gonna get you!
Guys, out of the car! Push him!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Stop my ass!
No! No!
No!
No, no, no, no, no!
Let's go!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Should I be losing that or no?
I shouldn't be losing that.
Yeah, no, no.
I think you should.
Like, that's so hard.
Because we can slice it.
But GZ, you went into a corner.
That was so clever.
Because then you can only attack from certain vectors.
You know what I mean?
That was so clever.
Yes, yes.
So clever.
That was my plan.
That was so clever.
I should use Model Top.
I should use Model Top, dude.
I'm not fucking.
Sam.
Hey.
That was some of the most fun I've ever had in my life, bro.
That was actually so fun.
No, sure.
Hey, bro, I'm sorry if it was all a little bit scuffed.
No, it actually like, it kind of like
wasn't really scuffed at all.
Oh, thank you, bro.
That was just fun, bro.
That was fun.
Biggest shout out to the fucking death, bro.
Like who I messaged this morning after you messaged me,
yo, let's cook something fast up, you know?
And then you did the server like real fast.
Hearts in the chat for Poland from Poland.
His name is DevPoland, bro.
Good fucking guy.
That was crazy, bro.
Yes.
That was crazy.
I'm thinking, is there something we can do fast?
like something like that we can think of or to be called it um so it's a given
bro give him 30k and all like now it's all just about like ideas if you have an
idea we can do it like it's not easy to get 60 people like this and then it all
working and no one no one D dosing and shit you know like this is kind of
magical um but again if we have no fast idea then then it's should we do
1 32 v 32 just cause see who wins
Tvers knives with knives
No, just like a normal game 32 v 32. No one has ever done that before
Oh, okay. We'll give you like a full game like a full 13 round. Okay. That's kind of crazy
Too much. Let's see if one round is fun. All right, Jinxie 30 to be 32 could be interesting
That's that's kind of cinema. No one did that before
Yeah, let's let's do it. Can we should we be on the same team or separate?
For sure same and we also get some of our boys like we get high-vives
Yeah
Let's do 32 v 32 bro
Okay, we start with pistol and then we try one gun round see if it's fun. We need arrow on our team
We need Jinxie. We need calf free. We need squishy
High-vives, please get me booty in there. His name is Jenya. Um
um
Bruce, I'm gonna be saying hide and seek to but I don't know like chat
We might not much time to only get an option
I can leave you with the server, but like
Like I don't I do have to sleep
Yeah, and arrow on our side arrow arrow and Dima Dima Dima, please
Bro, no
32 verse 32. This is crazy, bro 32 verse 32
You ever been a 32v32 full game? I don't know. I don't know if it's ever happened.
That would be cinema. If it's fun, we can run it back as well. Like why not?
Okay, I'll be back in five seconds. Wow, 32 vs 32.
Okay, thank you for setting this up, by the way. It's so cool.
Thank you for letting me, bro. Come on, G.
Alright, he's cooking. Look, look, look, look, look. Yo, Squishy Squishy, we started in the Cityside.
That's so good. That's so good. The Cityside is better, bro.
Wait, this is cool this cool wait. No, no, no squishy. I fucked up CT side is way worse
Because bro because oh, they could just rush aside. Yeah, you're yeah. Yeah, you're sure you're sure we're defending 50% a 50% B
30 to
32 boys, we may have to wait but only a week is back and then just like
Just all rush the site together we take together. I think that would be better
or because if we have half it's GG we just get overrun you're right you're right
let's see let's see this is gonna be really stradding really yeah Jincy what
we're saying right now the problem may be right because you can plant the bomb on
A or B we are defenders Jincy which means imagine there's fucking 30 people
running to one side only 16 people defend aka half then we are cooked so
we're thinking we just stack somewhere like all together you know oh you
Think if they rush plant we just if we split we won't be able to find yeah, yeah, I think so oh
Okay, okay
Hmm hello team hello team
On my birthday we win this it's your birthday
No, no, no, but on my birthday we win this
Like on God on my birthday. That's a series of this.
So, Oney, can you tell them to strad in the game chat?
Yeah boys, listen, the strad is bro, because listen bro, if we go 16b, 16a defending, right?
Then we just get overrun by 32 people on one side.
We have to maybe stack and then retake together, you know?
Why are we laughing?
Why do the highbives laugh?
Why are we laughing?
It's just, I don't need pixel art, I don't know, I don't think that's gonna work, honey.
What do you think will work?
You know what? Dima, you're a really good idea, I will say.
Yeah, Dima, Dima, guide us to victory, Dino.
Dive, I should cut half of Maesret and then say like,
Yo, Dima, go ahead.
Bro, what do you mean, bro?
Bro, I'm just a friger, I'm just a friger.
Dima's really good, Dima's really good.
I think, okay, here's the thing, B site is the hardest one we take, I think we send more people there than A, no?
Wait, instead of them just go like classic long though, like everyone's just gonna go long.
I think it is much long, yeah, that would be my point.
Yeah, that's like...
Oh
My check was saying
Yo, my check kept saying move calf move
I thought I said move calf I couldn't read it
Yo, move calfry
Move calfry, move calfry
Yo, I thought move calf bro
I moved my calf off the minimap
Bro, I'm so choked
Oh my god
Kevree
Nah bro, you have to say something bro
Don't be shy bro
Where your boys say you need to be moved
Come on, gee, wait, what time is it for you now carefully?
I'm gonna try and say wake cuz the ufc's on in a couple hours
That's the grind
i think
gaffrey
hello hello
ufc is massive in australia no
it's pretty big
we have like a
valk who's like an australian champion
interesting
valk never heard
f1 and 3 else
no no he said ufc
alright are we ready
are we all by mollies
are we supposed to just have pistol
normal you can die you can buy two he's guys what a guy's edges edges I'll be
guys do least he I'll be the captain on be okay I'll smoke for chapter 30
It's not that loud.
There we go, I got these puns as well.
Let's go, bro.
Yeah, I got all the money.
No more free money.
Broke again.
Just give me my money.
Please, money, and please.
OK, OK, OK.
All right, listen.
Give me my money.
I'll always move B first.
Don't move B first, OK?
I'll always be first.
Stacking anything, I know.
Do we go like whichever site you want to go to,
you want to go to.
But that's right, I think of more people on B.
I'm telling you, stack is better, bro.
I'll be on B.
Well, we can try.
Yeah, I hope you think so, too.
We'll see.
We can try, I'll see.
we go to the cobs
they said their plan is to kill you first
they're not gonna
no chance
only jigs can do that
oh yo
I
Push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push!
Guys, the money!
Just push, just push!
We got bomb, we got bomb!
Go, go, go, go, go!
We got bomb, we got bomb!
Wait, what are you guys, it's fine.
Me and C.A., wait wait!
We got 21v3!
Walk out, guys.
Guys 9 for last one.
21v3 bro
Let's go one round full by let's go one round full by like let's try this out
500 Mercs, he's one step ahead
What are you? What are you doing?
Yo yo yo, alright bro chill
I actually tell me the mid post
I'm not a mid
Jhinxie what are we buying?
What are we switching?
Oh god we're going to try this
Oh guys I can knock him out
Hell of scouts, hell of scouts man
I ain't, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it
Nice catch
Someone's on us, leave, leave, leave
Someone's on us, leave, leave
Middle, middle, middle, middle
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming
I
What the fuck?
I'm so laggy, it's so laggy.
What's up you two people? There's no one solo on B!
What is this?
16v16, 15v16.
Disaster also gets.
14v15.
Out short, out short, out short.
14v14.
Disaster also gets.
14v15.
Out short, out short, out short.
14v14.
I'm traumatized.
What's up, guys?
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, it's so laggy.
What the fuck?
70-11, brab.
I'm holding B, guys. I'm holding B.
I'm holding B.
Bomb is up, B.
Bomb is A, guys.
We have to go bomb, guys.
6v10, 6v10.
We win this, we win this.
I'm gonna be in those trenches!
James, you can tell me that shit too bro, you're good.
It's a cardio run, dadda!
Why can't I fight other names?
I'm shooting, James!
Oh my god.
Oh, they actually been finished the game.
This is too far.
Wait, actually?
Yeah, yeah, this is too far.
I'm bobbling smoke, bobbling smoke, bobbling smoke!
Bobbling smoke, bobbling smoke, bobbling smoke!
Oh, wait, hold it!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Fist bump! Fist bump!
Oh!
Minus 15-0.
Guys, keep an eye on me. We only have three defenders left.
Flash in mid! Flash in mid! Flash in mid!
One BIS open, you have to call it!
They're pushing middle now.
Right now!
Bravo 6!
Going down!
I'M A NIGHT!
Yeah, oh, I got you, I was gonna kill you.
How long is this?
40 seconds, 40 seconds.
No more smokes.
Nice, guys.
I'm sorry.
So many longs.
Short, short, short.
So many longs.
I'm gonna get some more.
Nice.
Guys, we're losing play on me.
14B, I killed somebody.
I killed somebody.
I don't know how, but I just killed somebody.
I actually killed it.
I got a kill on the top.
I haven't even got a kill, bro.
I think we need another one
They don't have a gun
10 seconds
Come on, they don't have a gun
They don't have a gun
They're off time for some 45 seconds
Yo, they're not organized
Why are they pushing together?
Well, he's like, who's the player, guys?
Low key
Let's fucking go!
Let's go!
Let's go, guys!
Who is the game player, though?
Bro, who are my teammates?
No, Dima, Dima, Dima
Dima, if they're stupid, they should get punished for it
Why are they not pushing?
Who is Jonah?
They have
Yo, who is Jonah?
Who is Jonah?
Jonah, Jonah
What is the G?
Jorah can you hear me baby baby? Jorah 10 kills? 10 kills?
Jorah you have zero damage you have zero damage Jorah
Jorah you are the king of this game Jorah 10 kills?
Jorah how you baiting a woman has 60 people bro
Jorah I'm gonna take long guys take long guys take long
Wait Oley Oley I have more kills than you
Jorah chill chill run after this I got this
I need to look in
I just can't find anyone
I'm suicide, I'm suicide.
I'm not suicide, I'm suicide.
This guy is so funny dude.
Now they're gonna mix it up I swear.
Yes, yeah, they're gonna mix it up.
Whatever the rest of that work right now.
They lost the time.
Yo, let's push it on, fuck it.
Push, push, push, push, push.
One suicide attack, one suicide attack!
Don't give me a chance! Don't give me a chance!
I am fast!
Blowing open the smoke! Blowing open the smoke!
Now!
Blowing! Blowing! Blowing! Blowing!
Blowing!
One attack! One attack!
One suicide attack!
Next objective!
Ahhhh!
Guys, nade open the smoke! Nade open the smoke!
One nade smoke open, please!
I don't know where I am. I wanna go home.
I'm going to do it all at once, all at once, I like that team.
Oh no, no!
He's dead.
Oh my god.
No!
My!
What am I doing?
My tunnels.
Oh my god.
We need a flank, we need a flank from behind.
I love myself.
Medic!
I'm inside.
I like your hero.
One's cars, one's side.
Oh, it is slowed down.
Guys, what should we do? What should we do?
Do you have to retouch it?
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Let's go!
Go, go, go, go!
Yep, yep!
There's one!
No!
Oh!
So close!
Oh my god, this was so close!
Nice!
Viz, Viz, Viz, Viz, Viz!
Viz, Viz, Viz, Viz, Viz, Viz!
What the hell are you?
Are we in happy right here?
The devil's not here!
Let's go!
The devil's not here!
NICE!
FUCK!
NICE!
Good shit, drunk.
NICE!
It's all over here.
That was all over here.
Look, look at that learning box.
That was too close.
Wait, I'm not fighting for anything.
I'm not fighting for anything.
They're getting better, they're getting better.
Only there's-
Is there anybody at zero kills?
I'll see you.
Yo, don't check that.
Don't screw it all the way down.
That's a lot.
Don't screw it all the way down.
I mean only, I mean only.
I'm just screwing it all the way down.
How?
I'm on the roof!
Bro, let's go!
I'm on the roof!
My GPU is on fire!
Dima, you're alone!
I'm on the roof!
I can't see!
Let them come on!
Long, I suppose to fire!
Let them come on!
You're gonna be surprised to find out.
Guys, keep some cool.
Hope now, now.
How many plans did you get?
Oh, my God!
That's a very good smoke.
Standing on this one.
Get down!
Wonderful!
come on, come on, come on, come on
guys we got bomb, bomb, bomb
oh, I got shit on me
mezzy, mezzy, shit on me
mezzy, shit on me
what the fuck
you shit on me, get back to the stairs
oh, they are watching you
ah, check, check, check
I got you, you, you
guys, guys, guys
let me win a life, please
let me win a life
Wait one second one second
Everybody wait
I got it!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
ORA ORA ORA
O ORA ORA
ORA ORA
Don't smoke B guys
Don't smoke B guys please
Don't smoke B
Don't push B guys
I'm on the scene.
I'm on the line! I'm on the line!
Guys, leave me! Go fight!
Leave me guys! Go fight!
Go fight!
Blon, Blon, Blon!
Get him! Get him on it!
Go on!
No one's here guys.
Guys I'm gonna blow up with this weapon now.
3, 2, 1, pop!
There's like 10 bullets.
Oh, I got it!
Oh, what the fuck is happening?
Yeah, I got it!
Yo!
I should be getting it.
We're all in this mode, 3, 2, 1!
I made it!
I got him, I got him!
How do you snap a native there, boys?
You wanna push XC?
XC push left!
Look left!
Go, go, go, go!
What am I doing?
Nice try, bro, nice try!
I'm not a game!
I like these guys I like these guys
Should be easy
Press E, press E, press E!
Have a good one, bro.
Come in!
Let's go long, let's go long!
Holy hell!
Press F, press F!
It's CT side to your level!
Press F, press F!
What are you doing?
You see the head here?
They don't send a chase!
Guys, guys, guys!
You said F or X, sorry!
F, F, F, F, F, F, F!
Guys, we can't just be throwing nades, we need to revive.
Guys, can someone drop me out of the slide, please?
I said, I only wanted someone drop out of the slide, please bro!
Please bro, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you!
Call your names! Call your names!
What? Give me drugs! Give me drugs!
I'm dropping souvenirs!
I need a drug!
Someone drop!
I'm on floor!
Tunnel, tunnel, tunnel!
Guys, let them push!
Oh
I love you, Puffy.
Oh my god.
I got smoke shot guys.
Smoking deep short again.
Smoking.
28v21, we're doing good.
Keep it up.
No!
Flashing above guys.
See you in the river.
I'll see you in the river.
Watch out for the rail guys.
I'll come up!
SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT!
Watch me!
SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT!
I will watch over there!
22B15 guys!
Oh no I'm watching you!
I'm watching you!
Be careful!
Check this out Jigs!
Check this out!
Oh no I'm watching you!
SHOT!
Nice!
BOMB SHOT!
I'm on the Dishon!
Check this out!
We should put the map on Jigs!
This is for you!
Oh no no no!
oh my god
come on guys come on
come on come on
watch this watch this
check out the pussypattern
come on
oh yeah
jesper yes jimsy
i'll drop it to you jimsy
yo where are you
jimsy where are you
over here over here
pussypattern on the floor drop it to jimsy please
yo you got it someone got it bro
somebody drop it drop him the pussy but I'm pleased
give that shit to jinxie who needs jinxie's here jinxie's here
there it is jinxie pick it up
pushy pushy
there it is
I got it
the pussy got it
yo don't stand up chat if I see the wet pants after
chill
thinks about no other weapon though
oh no
No, all you need, all you need is a pussy pattern V-fucking V-16, yeah.
I have 32.
Stop pushing, guys, we're in the tank at it right now.
No, no.
We need to get more health.
Try one, bro.
Do that again.
One more time, right now.
Get a 60.
Get a gun, get a gun.
60.
One more, one more.
Oh my god, look at my HP.
No, no, no.
Make a move.
Now make it big, guys.
Get up, guys.
Thank you.
Fuck it.
My guy!
I'm pushing long! I'm pushing long! I'm going to smoke most! I'm going to smoke most!
Let's go!
Come on, commit! Kill us!
I'm going to smoke the bugs!
I'm going to make the bugs proud!
He killed me in the smoke!
Oh no, this may be our first loss.
Kill him!
No! 2015 GPs, you were losing.
There's so many long guys, so many long.
Yo
He's back from the dead.
No.
Good job. Good job.
Oh my god.
He's back.
6v5.
Bro, got stage ulted.
Well, we may lose this.
What the fuck?
4v5.
4v5 guys.
You guys got it in focus. 4v5.
Yo, he just said it's an honor game.
It's not gonna be like that.
Wow!
Alright, alright, alright, alright!
This is fun!
How did we use that?
That is true, very true.
Like, long time I checked, we have the comms...
Can we get three people tunnels with me, please?
Can we get three people tunnels?
I'm going to get a tunnel!
I'm going to get a big tunnel!
I'm going to get a tunnel!
Don't let go, don't let go!
Oh my god, alright!
Oh my god, stop it!
The fuck is shooting?
Dude, I didn't still die to metal.
I jumped at my joints.
Flash me out, flash me out!
One, two, three, bang!
He's out of stone!
Godammit! Holy shit!
Move, move, move!
Look at this, move!
You ready?
Dude, dude, dude!
Guys, careful long.
Careful long
Nice!
Here, you have a bomb.
I can't stop basing.
When your brothers and sisters in a war are dying on A-sports.
Flash out!
Hold on, guys. One short.
Get out flash, you guys!
That is okay.
Jinx, you don't use flash, bro.
No, no. You have to call a guy.
Don't use flash, sorry.
The admin is going to turn on all voice chat for a second after this.
You're my boss. You're my boss.
I don't see the only one talking, that's me.
You're the high-high-mice guy, you're crazy, but we got a lot of them.
Come on, let's go.
Everyone just shut up after we talk.
Let's sit together. Three, two, one.
Can you hear me?
Go, go, go, go, go.
I'm thinking fire.
Guys, let's show him in the middle bro, careful.
I'm still, I'm still, I'm still.
I'm more, I'm more.
We got one!
Oh my god, nice tack, nice tack.
Top left, top left.
Stay down, stay down.
Yo, Gc, get behind your mom.
Lowering open head, lowering open head.
Wait, wait, wait.
Take this, take this.
Boys, take nothing, let's leave B, leave B.
Oh my god, it says your name?
Yeah, holy aura!
Oh my god, that's sick.
I'm watching your tricks now, I'm watching your tricks now.
They're gonna get it! They're gonna get it!
Guys, 23, 24, they're losing right now, look in.
Come on, let's even the score, let's even the score.
Oh, he's really out, they're pushing middle, they're pushing middle guys, they're pushing middle.
We need to get them out, guys, we need to get them out.
Yeah, Jigsay, hold this, Jigsay, hold this, yeah, hold this.
Yeah, people, people, it's door middle, door middle, help your, help your brothers in war.
I'm burning!
Help your brother in war.
Please.
Guys on B.
We need to crush them.
One guy on door!
20v20 this ass close as it gets!
18v19 we're losing the game!
20 seconds you can run my time horse!
Oh I gotta kill! I gotta kill!
20 seconds playtime!
11v11 10v11 we're losing!
Playtime 10 seconds 10 seconds, they don't know.
Keep hold down the sights.
Easy, easy, easy.
What are they doing? They're so stupid.
Oh!
How? How do you know how?
They're probably going to eat. They're probably going to eat.
I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure.
One side, one side.
No, take a look!
Take a look!
Oh my God.
What?
No one.
Is that a really one?
No one.
Jinx is a 2v7.
It's a 2v7.
It's not a 2v7.
Can't free them and drop them.
Can't free 1v7.
Can't free.
I'll give you a million dollars. I'm not joking
I'll give you a hundred dollars
I'll double it
I'll give you a hundred dollars
Let them go
I'll give you a fuckfitty if you win bro
One fuckfitty
Nice try
Check it
Why wasn't there 32 people saying nice try?
It was like 5 people. Let's get a nice try
3, 2, 1, nice try
I need more men on me.
Highbice, don't, don't, don't.
It's okay bro, it's okay.
I'm long, I'm long.
Come to me.
Come on, come on.
You guys stop pinging bro, stop pinging that so long.
What?
Come on.
I'm not a lion, I'm not a lion.
Come on man, go look at my HP.
Go look at my HP.
Okay, maybe we can go.
Okay, maybe we can.
Okay, maybe we scare him!
Can I fill out this streamstrap in me then?
Check lower, check lower! Good boy! Good boy! Good boy!
Keep watching short, keep watching short, guys!
I'm gonna go help him!
25 to 25-7, we're losing!
Guys, we are not losing!
Yes, we are right now! 24 to 26, money!
Stop spreading fake news! We're losing!
We're not losing!
22 to 26, you can't say that! We're losing!
I'm coming short! I'm coming short!
We are not a mess 21 to 26. We haven't got a single pin since you said we don't lose
Only we gotta get out of here. We gotta get here. Yeah, let's go side. Let's go side
It's 40 seconds, they will come
It's 12 v 21, it's 12 v 21, Jinzy we're cooked, there's going to be so many people
It's a B, Jinzy's B we have to rotate
Bro, how we gonna retake this?
I'm the one in the middle.
Yo, someone drop me and go drop.
How do I get this?
Oh, there we go, thank you.
Guys, do we just plus W in the middle?
Like one middle?
Yes, all go middle.
All go middle, let's try.
All go middle, all go middle, all go middle.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh man.
Oh my god!
Did you die, Jack? Holy fucking shit!
That's the good shit, right?
Bro, this is...
Jinx, you have to inspect this FFF
Oh my god!
That's from your fucking movies bro, the technical ones
That's crazy, I'm not gonna lie
Wait, wait! I need my ARP! I need my ARP! I need my ARP!
That stick on the scope is worth $4,000 epidemic show the night what I'm getting that as well
Oh
You see you got this
It's 9 v 17 boys and girls you may be
We got this, we got this, we got this
Don't let them know that we're on B
We're on B
No, she's C
I don't see C, come on, come on, come on
People are on B
7V16, we're coming back
Ordi, what's your damage?
What?
Bro, I'm owning, bro
Wait
She's shooting at me both of us
They're coming on B
No, by the way, I think you might be this moxie
You're the man
8000
8000 again
A.S. Bowling
8000
I got two kills! I got two kills!
I got two kills! Two!
Bro, I'm not going to lie, this is my favorite guy in the game.
Come on, dude!
I roll you in this. 1v10.
What is this guy?
What's up guys?
Nice to meet you, bye bye.
You're getting nice.
Don't get knocked up.
Oh no!
No, no, no, no!
They're gonna knife him?
Yeah.
This is gonna be a piece of time for him, right?
Yeah.
I'm like this.
What the fuck?
You got this arrow!
Oh, that's okay.
That's okay.
I can have nothing over time.
Oh, you can escape.
Don't get knocked.
That's my little thing.
Oh my god!
Bro, thanks.
I'm gonna shoot.
Can you inspect that one more time?
Nice try, nice try out.
Oh, that's not bad.
G-Sci.
Guys, we're gonna lose this.
Only how the fuck are you 5 and 8?
Bro, hey, listen.
Bro, listen, bro.
Only how are you?
I'm one less kill than you!
You've been playing 10 years!
Bro, you asked me for coaching stuff, and it's like I don't want to, like, look,
I'm trying to not make this game 5 and playing this game for 9,000 hours,
and we have the same amount of kills.
G-Sci, bro, we're just like a jungle.
We're looking.
I'll give you B smoke.
I'll give you B smoke. Wait, I'll give you B smoke.
I'll give you B smoke.
JC, JC, JC, JC.
JC, I have 19.
I have 19.
Let's add a little more.
It's in the basement.
There's a person pushing.
Someone's moving.
Ah.
Guys.
I have a word on where it comes from.
Okay.
Ah, G-side maybe.
oh my god bro
we're just gonna get naded on two sides oh no
yo bro can i get bombets
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
oh this is hard on TES
guys keep an eye on the bomb
remember there are so many rounds to bomb
where are we going Dima
A or B
i think we got long
i was already 29
we need some smoke somewhere guys
we need some smoke
yo i like it
Just the elephant in the room, why does King see a 10-dolls?
They're all on the stairs!
I'm gonna find five guys who have police dominates from the back, holding.
Bro!
I think it's the white guy.
Wait for AK guys, wait for AKs.
Should we just go mid?
Just full save.
Let's send 32 people that one thing.
32 people that one thing.
Listen to Jinxie.
All 32 of us are going to rush long.
You do not look back.
Go!
If you come back, guys, you avenge your comrades!
I'm going to flash a solid.
Guys, I'm going to flash a solid, all right?
All right
Yo, only your classes are fucking shit bro, please stop
Yo someone's cross someone smoke
No!
One more!
I told you!
Oh, so much smoke!
Oh, my God!
I got it!
I got it.
Guys, we should go!
We should go!
Held so well, guys!
Hold it so well!
We should go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
We should be coming out!
Go, go, go, go!
Don't bait!
Go, go!
That's not what I'm saying!
He's baiting!
Don't bait!
He's baiting!
No, not baiting!
I'm baiting!
He's baiting!
You're coming for it!
money okay listen just give me a little flashes we people with plashes bro what
if we all up mid yeah don't give us a box thank you can we go
Up middle, up middle, easy actually, up middle, up middle
If you just say don't play and then hide around the corner
Don't play guys
I got a guy on the corner
I got the lineup, they don't...
SO MANY BLANDS YET MY GOD
I can't see
This is the lineup I'm having
They'll go around, I'm still not left but they're...
Hey, can we go?
One of them said you check the left
I'm flashing, I'm on the same
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
I need to check the left
Only behind you! Only behind you!
Hop-Hop!
Plane is like C!
Bring the bomb!
Get the bomb!
Guys, guys, guys!
Guys, can we all group outside of B?
There's one in CT!
Regroup outside of B and we send one B push guys!
I'm gonna give you a B-sport kill!
Everyone go outside the base
On the base
I'm smoking B guys come on
I got an angle
I'll get him
It's okay
Everyone is here
On the smoke here behind the smoke
I'm gonna start flashing
Let's go let's go
Go go go
One on the corner left
I
Calm down, you'll get your panties in a bunch!
Just rush it down!
Nice try, nice try.
No, yeah, the Russian is not the answer.
Guys, guys, you have to bait them pretty slow, the strats don't work!
Guys, I can't shot my neighbors, but listen to me please.
They want some T-Rounds against us.
Three in a row. How did they do that? Just do what they did.
Short.
Yeah, true, true, true.
Wait! Wait and spawn! Wait and spawn!
They're gonna make you.
Let's wait and spawn, we wait for some utility and then we go.
All the smokes are gonna fail, your nades are gonna fail.
So smart.
And then we go to one shot, nice to talk.
Nice to talk.
How am I getting flashed and spawned?
Guys, don't throw flashes and spawn, guys.
Don't throw your flashes and spawn, bro.
Please.
How am I getting flashed in my own spot?
for you all right boys listen listen at one minute we go short all right and one minute
we go short wait maybe we have to go long guys I'm not sure
Let's go, let's go!
We need to use smoke with the smoke!
Take my smokes.
One minute guys!
Ok I got one!
Guys! At one minute I rush out short!
We just go short in a minute!
Alright guys, let's go short!
Let's go, let's go!
Just use low HP!
Stand for back!
Low HP, stand to the back!
Shrek for friend!
No HP, stand to the back!
Shrek for friend!
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh
Guys guys guys what if we throw 30 decoys to what's one side and rush the other
No, no!
Only...
2-1-0's instead of...
Throw D-cars towards B!
Throw D-cars towards B, why not?
Guys, guys!
What if we go through mid doors?
Mid to B, mid to B.
This room is like...
I'm floating off.
Guys, ult mid to B.
Yeah, go!
I'm gonna have a seezer!
Buying this fucking guy!
I'm gonna fix, I'm gonna fix!
G, sir, where are you?
I don't know! I don't know!
Where am I?
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap!
Yeah, just take the mid, take the mid guys, take the mid, another wave.
And then we're gonna mid-pop, okay?
Just make sure you don't be a easy...
We're getting lower, we're getting lower.
Let's go, okay.
This is the both of them!
Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
HEED IT!
BROKE IT!
I'm not even taking it!
I'm gonna flash!
WHAAAA?
Push, push, push!
I'm gonna flash!
Bro, oh my god!
I'm not going to do it.
I got you only see that.
I was standing in a spanking corner.
Fuck.
Bobby, I can't.
How did I die there?
I tried to shoot.
Fuck, I'm sorry bro.
Oh my god, what is happening?
Thirty seconds left.
What?
I'm panicking.
Come on you have molly
Onside, onside
I told you
It was 1vG
I could have won it
Holy why are you staring at the guy
Bro it's so lag bro
It's so damn cool, he tells I check, Jigsay out of 1v2, Bride of 3, 1v2
We actually got the bomb down
Yeah, we just have to have a moment of silence
My ears are bleeding right now
I need to go AK
I think I still want this, I think I still want this
We need to make them think we're going somewhere else
Can we ban flashes?
It's a long way to go, I'm just trying to find
Hive ice, cover me, cover me, Hive ice, 2 on me
I can't, I can't
Sally
I got it guys!
This is so good!
They're in town!
I think we're gonna take this one!
Guys, okay!
They're pushing!
No one knows!
They're in town!
They're just annoying people!
I
FUCKING SUCK!
It's nice to have you by my team.
Nah, they're sniping for sure.
Uh, low-key though.
They're long-was-ass. They're long-was-ass at the end here.
We should have one round only D.G.L. or something, no?
That could be funny.
No, no, you tell. You know how you tell, right?
Yeah.
Batman, Batman. Next round, no, you tell. No, you tell.
No?
I'll put the rest of the game! No, you tell!
Huh.
It's
Okay
I can't pick them up, W server, W server guys!
I'm behind the door, I'm behind the door.
I got them, I got them, I got them!
We have a minute left guys, this is good, feeling good!
GMA, GMA, GMA, GMA, give me up, give me up!
I need up, I need up!
GMA, GMA, GMA, please drop off, drop off, drop off!
GMA, GMA, GMA, give me up!
Listen listen I got a good spot here. I'm getting a kill on me. I'm getting a
This round is no utility now we win it's no util lock in
There it is, everyone has two Jingsi.
One is right there, heads up.
Two on the left of me, two on the left of me.
On the left, on the left, on the left.
I killed them.
I'm watching you, I'm watching you.
I'm watching you.
I like you, I like you.
I like that, I like that.
Oh
We win this, we win this, remontarra, remontarra, remontarra!
It's so much more terrible than you tell, it's so much more terrible.
We should have Deagle only one time.
I'm trying to get a pick on B again.
I'll uh... I'll call him.
It's below me.
My gun is backwards!
So many cross.
Wait my gun is backwards!
You press h cool.
Hey, hey.
Take it take it take it take it.
Yes me, yes me.
Get the scout.
This guy.
Should I do a kill him?
Get the scout.
I got one down.
He on me.
Get up.
We have the bomb.
You on this up
How many alive I don't have the numbers
The OCC.
Fuck, they're right.
Come on, watch one.
Meow.
BOWRAP!
I see you, man.
They're around.
Come here.
Long is on walk.
No!
One more!
One two be five!
Two be five!
Nice hotline!
Two be four!
One more!
Five!
Two be four!
Three!
Get off.
Get off!
Two be two!
Get off!
Oh my god!
Push!
Ninja!
Shhh!
Oh
That was a 5v9 that was a fight nine you know
That was insane 5v9. Yeah
Bro, I'm telling you
We got them!
Oh my god!
So many of us!
God, snap to the edge!
These angles are in!
That pain!
Oh my god!
I can't beat that!
You're funny.
One time you watched me, bro.
Yo, I...
I'm back.
Yes, you're the best.
Okay, I'm watching you!
I'm watching you!
Check this out!
Okay, I wanna see something insane!
I'm giving this up!
I'm showing you my recovery!
I'm driving life!
50.000 dollars!
Spend all your money on this one, I'm coming!
Go on, go on, go on!
I'm giving this 50k!
My mom just got my mom's slap!
She was not happy!
I'm going to go up to the top!
I'm going to go up!
This is number 0!
Don't play it wrong. Don't demonize.
You just have to use this door.
What's up?
Nice!
Come on, Ole!
Come on!
Come on, Ole!
Check this out!
Ole, you keep saying that!
I got him!
You didn't even get a kill!
Good job, dude!
I can't see my house flashes they can't win without flashes they can't win
I don't think it was the flashes boy, but okay
Roll each thing for the fucking 20 different tops
Lots in the chat right now
Lots in the chat bro
Lots in the fucking chat
Nice everybody's thinking about it
I'm gonna be kicked to the right
I'm gonna take long
This is too much fun
I'm gonna be jinxed
That ain't no good!
Watch out for saunt now!
I'm free health!
Run!
What can I do on free health?
They think long they're dead.
Two short, two short!
How can they have nade?
Someone just naded.
Jinx, I'm watching.
You're three HP, Jinx.
Yes!
I'll come come come come come you have the
book yet the way anybody wants to get
child gt3hp why are you not asking for
you to heal
ask them for you guys guys can i get a
heal can i get a heal
brush cheap brush cheap brush cheap
yeah shoot up brush cheap brush cheap
bing shoot up
yes i will
bing shoot up
what the f**k is that
hey f**k you these f**king women
kill my baby
kill you junko you want to kill follow
me bro come on if you want to get some help you move faster one day we're
You are just gonna say
Aero you just aced me
You took back
No they brought back
You two were cus
No flash
I can only buy two nests
The issue is
I'm holy shit, it was tighter than my a**, I can't die!
I'm holy shit!
I can't die!
Oh my god, who is Jen?
Who is Jen?!
Oh my god!
Jen is the greatest ever!
Oh my god!
We won, we won!
I've been 21!
Jynx, you won a mine, won a mine, won a mine!
What do you say, what do you say?
I'm not gonna die!
9 and 17!
We have to win!
We won, we won, guys!
You piece of shit!
Peaceful now
What that was fucking cinema I went five and twenty-one only good or bad
Good or bad good about 21. I'm not gonna lie, bro. If you look at my score, bro
You did fucking great. I'm not gonna lie. I couldn't get shit like bro like we we had impact
We had impact five and twenty-one bro. That's a kill that fucking may have won the round probably won the round
So brother tap yourself on the shoulder bro. Couldn't have done it without you. I'm not joking. I'm not joking
So already what uh, so we but like or if he's a thing can I be honest with you before you go to sleep? Yes?
Or a I've been five and 21 that is like my first ever game of CS
How did you go nine and 17? How would you been playing for like 10 years?
Yeah, more than 10 listen bro listen the thing
I'm pretty sure I had a 90 ping which is in CS terms like bro
Squishy, you know 90 ping, right?
Yeah, that's what's wrong with me.
Wait, Squishy, okay, Squishy, how bad is it?
Like, be honest.
Like, how much did it matter?
How much did it matter?
A lot, a lot, a lot.
I actually have 15 seconds.
I couldn't do anything on 200 ping.
Yeah, and the cap on like 200 ping or something.
Wait, Kaffee, you had 200 ping.
What did you get?
How many kills?
I went like 12 and something.
Wait, wait, wait, what the fuck?
Wait, wait, wait.
How many kills did you have, Kaffee?
Ah, like 12?
So we have had 12 kills on what was it 400 ping
260
And only you had nine kills it's 70 deaths
Listen, listen, bro. Listen, but coffee is the world's greatest fucking CS
So for so it's like, you know, like if you're the world's greatest, bro
I'm gonna compete with that, bro
Hey, I'll I'll be all that fun though. I thank you. Thank you, bro
Thank you for setting up that was actually
really fun bro I was getting shit on our sample bro love you guys that was
that was a ton of fun all right I don't have a beautiful night which I
have a beautiful night I want a fun night guys
can't have a beautiful night no no no
I'm sure have you have a beautiful fucking morning bro it's fucking nine
am from the birth of gentlemen yes all right guys have a great night guys
I love you guys, I love you guys.
Peace, peace.
Much love, much love.
Sheesh, bro.
Oh my God, I'm friends.
I may get a victory, bro.
My neighbors are not going to be happy.
Sheesh.
Boys, I enjoyed that.
I'm not going to lie.
It is what time?
It is 3 a.m. in the morning.
My voice is hurting.
gonna be full-cooked GG boys I hope you enjoyed the stream W's in the chat the
biggest ones as well for the fucking for the programmer bro deaf Poland bro for
him it's also 3 a.m. for him it's also 3 a.m. who I messaged this morning you
let's set up something and he set this up so W fucking deaf Poland the
absolute goal bro wouldn't be possible without him literally boys I will see
you all oh god I'm not gonna die bro if there's like an emergency
tomorrow I'm not gonna lie it could be GG I'm not it could be GG
oof tomorrow 10 minutes of Dima I'm not gonna lie I may be chopped tomorrow
I'm not joking I'm not joking
yo like I'm not joking don't be mad at me if
if so Dima please like just do it just just run it just run it
an immune system everything is my cult isn't even fixed yet bro that's the
thing bro I shouldn't bro I should have called it a fucking one
But it's what it is boys. Hey, but I did enjoy my time boys. I hope you
Enjoy your night morning evening wherever you are wherever you are and I'll see you
I'll see you when I see you bro. I don't know that's tomorrow
I want to see you tomorrow because tomorrow we did one of the ten months, bro
But again, I'm not there bro. Just do it without me, you know if I'm not there just do it without me
But I'll see but if I'm if I'm like cooked then
Bro, I'm just gonna be in a bad mood, you know, and I'm gonna ruin the vibes. So yeah
boys, I'll see y'all
I'll see y'all
Kusya on the bussy
Thank you for being the most W community and yeah boys. I'll head to bed. I'll head to bed. I'll hit straight to bed
Peace peace peace peace peace love you guys so much. Have a wonderful night and
Kusya on the bussy
Great arrows arrow rifle right now
Hell you were reading arrow, bro. I'm chopped raining over to my boy arrow, bro
Arrow CS leave him some love bro leave him some love
Wonderful fucking greatest bro one of the fucking homies. So yeah boys. I'll see you guys
Have a wonderful fucking night cause you're in the bussy
see y'all
peace
Arrow ending to no shot for him. It's America time fast
He can rate someone he can rate someone all right guys. Peace. Peace. Peace. Love you guys
Peace heading off heading off tuning off YouTube chat. Love you guys. Yeah, I'm gonna be cooked. I'm gonna be cooked
All right, bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Ten hour all hell no ten hour stream is absolutely disgusting. All right, bye bye bye
Bye and the biggest love to Jinx is where bro for like I don't know for and letting me like I don't know like set up some shit
Show him some shit, you know W Jinxie. All right. Bye. Bye. Love you guys
Bye bye bye bye and W mods for getting the 64 people
It was a smooth fucking thing and W DDoS are for only DDoS thing at once showing his power and then laying it off
Like he stopped after we asked we could have been like, you know the server was chopped if
Someone kept on DDoS thing we had so many like so many people watching no one was DDoS in W
All right, so and the IP was leaked boys. I'll see you guys. I'm heading offline. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye
Ready over tomorrow my boy. Peace