Well, well, well, well, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, boys and girls, how we fucking
do it on this beautiful fucking Saturday morning yo yo yo chat I hope you're all
doing fucking fantastic my coffee is ready wait what day is today my coffee
is ready and today we hop back into Elm ring for the first time in a long time
one of my favorite games of all times one of my favorite games of all times
with one of my favorite people of all times elwing with Kajal and randomize
a random millennia first boss Gigi Gigi for her because we fuck all in the
ass I mean that I mean that boys and girls give me five minute Kajal I
need five minutes bro tell Kajal please like five five five minutes
please uh guinea five then we go sorry why am i always on the dot or always late chat how is
your day going today i opened up cs first because i wanted to open a case to see how the day is
gonna go uh yeah uh yeah opening a case to see how the day is going to go is not going to work
with 36 cents on my bank account bro uh why does it say I have one viewer
that's gotta be a glitch
one
fast
twitch
what is this
guys you don't want to see us play out ring
bro i'm telling you it's gonna be no i'm telling you bro a single what the hell i mean
It's fine. I appreciate every a I appreciate you for watching bro
I do appreciate you for watching bro. You're the realest one. You're the realest one, bro
I'm talking to you directly the one viewer, bro guys. Um
I've 36 cents on my fucking bank account on my steam account
No case it can be opened this stream, bro, but you know who did open some cases yesterday
my boy janko
boys and girls
Yesterday after Batman I hopped in the call and he was getting it twisted. I had to leave early
He got fucked in the ass for a hundred cases straight
Then he was waiting for a steam balance for steam account to get unlocked to buy even more cases my boy
Maybe a little bit addicted high-fives. How we do high-fives high-fives one of my favorite more high-fives
You correct me the fuck up, bro
When it was the drama was going on and you said like and Jinx said high-fives
new dorky yo bro I expected like hi boys we have to find a solution
bro I swear, bro mate the boss call that was so fucking bro I swear that
should make me crack up um show me the gold show
first gold after five thousand dollars how did you look like Santa Claus for a
second I thought he had a gray beard I'm not gonna lie alright here we go bro
jinxie I hope your first gold was a good one bro
Gaben did you juice my boy up or no again valve knows that he was watching
chat yesterday evening as well when we hopped into a game look at this I didn't
show you this yet should I show this I don't know will I get banned for this
maybe but check this out yesterday where I can't leak anything here else G yesterday
look at this CS messaged maybe worth hiding your Q status when you all Q
into matchmaking to avoid griefers. These guys are watching Jinx's stream, bro. And this
is the knife that they gave him. They put it into his case into this one right here.
Let's have a look.
Let me take the wheel! Let me take the wheel!
Nine!
Yeah.
Look, speed up.
Oh no.
No, he doesn't know!
Alright, I'm gonna deliver him the nearest man.
So what is it? What is it? What's the way?
Field test.
Oh, fuck.
Let me...
Alright, thanks.
I'm gonna break it to you, bro.
What do you think it's worth?
What do you think it's worth, Jamesy?
First off?
Yeah.
He takes a thousand.
Uh-huh.
There's been a lot of times over the past four years where you talk to me. This is not one of the times
I know I know to me straight it up. No, I want your what's your perspective on this knife right here?
Is it examine it bro? You know look at the handle
Does he like it person who played the starter plan the game three days ago? It's not that shiny
That's one. It looks pretty beat up. I know the expensive knives are like glowing
I'm gonna be honest. I
unfortunately think this is by 200 dollars okay that he almost shot it was
200 that's crazy this is probably $400 okay okay I'm fine with that right the
final price for your knife $113
No shot is just ended after that oh
My god, all right boys that may have actually been his last case
I've never seen someone end after getting a gold
That's absolutely insane
Check usually people clip farm for the back to back they open a bunch more cases, you know like bomb people see the clip
They check a stream
Bro hops off a minute after getting his fast gold. He is pissed
There's no way there's not a gold there, but it could have been worse
She couldn't have been your bro. This is like the worst knife possible valve
Rich get richer rich get richer
He got a hundred bucks added by this you spent five K on that
Which get richer?
That's it. Yeah, what a fucking CS classic. No, what is he said what
I actually don't want to
someone joined discord real quick someone joined discord and tell me teach me how to
say it bro no no no no no no no no alright alright okay okay I'll learn it right now
I'll learn it right now because I'm I look like a fucking racist fucking
baiting some words I'm not trying to do that on everything I just wanted him
to get the gun. But again, someone join up. Yo, how do you call the LMG encounter strike
without sounding sus? Hello? Hello, guys, how do you call the LMG without sounding sus?
it me okay you're saying yes yes it's what's just like this the knee Jeff bro
that's not how you say how do you say it how do you say guys actually you actually
like like say the first E like it's an a like nugget are you being better on
your mom's life that's how you actually pronounce it yeah yeah yeah that's how
You said negative negative. I'm Australian so I look you say it like a negative
You are
How do you say how do you say how do you say how do you say I say I say it like a negative negative
Like I'm sure I don't know guys. I'm not gonna say nothing, but I appreciate I'll just say I'll just say so
I'll just say drop me the drop me the
I
Drop me the gun that starts with the letter n drop me the drop me
Drop me. Yo, bro. All right guys. All right, please. Please. Thank you so much for helping out. Oh my god
This yo, bro guys. I actually don't try like I actually not try to fucking do this
But you know what I'm happy about that this gun isn't fucking me. It's a bro
That this gun isn't fucking me top because imagine you have to say instead of drop me enough
You had to say drop me the end
Yo, bro. Yo, okay. Okay. All right
boys is it time is it time um is it time one last clip then we go in them
one last clip then we go in and I'm gonna have to wait
you wanna see the party take a look
yes
Just typical beam down.
I didn't know you were gay.
Respect.
No gag.
Not a single gag.
He practiced.
How do you think you can't afford this beam down?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
This is the most massive banana I've ever seen in my life
Where does he find those BBC bananas bro? What the where the fuck does he show that?
How do you think?
What the fuck?
Very well
Guys imagine for me
Now we'll be perfect
That shit is massive
There's like a half a kg of bananas
The fuck? How do I get yo, how do?
Yo, uh, that's average
Yo, yo, yo, watch this quick, okay, Sally Belly?
Yo, yo, Sally, Sally, if he's about to do some cringe TikTok dance, bro, I can't look at him the same, bro.
I'm about to spend with him the next 4, 5, 6, 7 hours and potentially next day.
Don't make this shit weird, bro.
Outside, I feel my skin tight. My car is inside, but I look up at you. I'm freezing outside. I feel my skin tight.
Uploaded from Kajal main account and Kajal writes, he ate.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, time out.
Time out! Check the comments.
who is forcing bro to do this what is my streamer doing bills cannot be this
high yes queen
yo K drill what are we doing no all right um chat is that all is that all
right after go live on the YouTube be give me a second start over here chat
But I also, I also got a green screen.
Should I show you the green screen in a second and then you decide whether green screen
or not?
I'll show you in a second bro.
I'll show you in a second.
Go live here.
One second, one second, one second, one second.
Boom public, bam, bam, bam, bam, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, YouTube said, are
we live?
You say yay or nay?
Yay or nay?
Your plans are better.
And I'll show you in a second. I'll show you in a second. Are we live here on a are we live here on a
By the way today's small coffee chat because you're on Friday's fuck today bro yesterday badminton chat
We were playing Batman for six hours. I'm completely cooked
Smashed everyone by the way smash everyone hasn't haven't lost a single game Olaf
Collapsed he got four points every point we paid to 21 absolutely smoked. He beat me once actually, but come on
not come on not we've been playing that game we've been playing IW are we
live actually good shit um
What is he trying to prove like like what what skills is he like he's just stuffing his throat and his mouth
These are those are the two clips that I saw you are you doing this on purpose or was he like was he doing this all stream?
That is impressive though
Is that five Chewbapchee?
Is this out and ring no no no no sorry sorry sorry last clip last clip. Hey, One is terrible
He doesn't even play games. I saw this tweet. I thought only fix it was like really good at CS
And he's like he's like, uh, like a pro CS player or something and that's how he got famous
But I don't really know that's all he does is open cases
So he spends money no, and that's that's what he's known for no, I do okay
I thought he was like actually good at the game
He owns a CS team and he's wash
Okay, cool.
Alright chat chat.
I don't like how my image changed after the MrBeast even bro.
Why was I going around saying when they all were asking me, yo are you a professional
player on CS?
Always said, nah nah nah nah, I do watch games and stuff, bro and I always like, I just
kept it real.
I should have just fucking wrote the boat.
They all thought I'm pro.
I'm not joking.
They all thought I'm fucking, I'm analyzing the game cold streaming like, yeah I know
And now it's a B push because you know like bro, I prefer that being the analyst
Very cool. Why did I say that?
Cases I mean at least you can click buttons good for him. All right, okay, okay?
And he's known for co-streaming. Okay. Nice. Good job. Oh, and I he's the best at putting the key in the case
Yeah, he does really he does like really well, and I thought he was actually like talented at CS
But I guess not I guess not I you know what I'm telling that though
Eldan Ring!
It's time.
It's time. It's time.
Jack, type one if you're ready.
Mods. Does the mod overlay work?
Does the mod overlay work?
Let's try it out real quick.
Also, please don't play sounds through the mod overlay, bro.
Don't jump scare me. Please, please.
Don't jump scare me. Please, please.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Jack, because they're going to put our best attempts at bosses.
But I'm telling you right now that there is going to not be a best attempt.
Why?
because everything will be dying first try if the first boss is millennia
millennia is going down in minutes in minutes it's over they're not working
Sally it's over okay what is that yeah okay bro that is not my signature
bro that is not my signature I get that shit yo yo okay I got you check
Type ready if you're ready. Type ready if you're ready.
Uh,
I hope my controller works. My back button didn't work for rolling.
Let me call my boy. Let me call my boy.
Uh,
huh?
I
Wait the green screen
Well, let me show you
Chat look at this the power of AI three two one
Holy
Holy
Oh my god, am I not you have a you have a green screen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I don't know how about the user though
Yeah, bro, it's if you have Nvidia graphics like it's like on the PC. I don't know if it makes my screen crash though
Um, did you know have green behind you or not? No, no, no nothing green behind me, bro
It's it's AI LAI, but it works
Really, you know what I mean? Yeah like that. Yes, okay drill. What the fuck did my eyes just see bro
They linked me a tick tock of the cage on official account
No, no, no, you hit the left right six seven as you opened it you got nothing you got nothing you got nothing on me
You hit the left right six seven as you opened it. What the fuck does that mean the left right six seven as I opened?
Yo, don't add my dances, bro
Okay, all right. I was a nice dance. I'm not gonna lie you low key eight you low key eight. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That's what the caption said. Yeah, I know I know I saw the captain said I was high-flying
That was close to a lot more to come a lot more to come a lot more to come
Little teaser notice on I'll put the notice on
Kajal, you know what day it is today, bro
It's fucking Tuesday
No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying, bro
Fuck what day it is, bro? It is fucking Elden ring day
We back that's all you need to know. We back the last time we back
We hopped in we slayed the fucking ender dragon. That's one boss the elder dragon in a kids game
Now we're grown up and it's time to beat Radan millennia the DLC shit
Yeah, yeah, yeah easy. Yeah, my curly
My girl get me in
All right, just for both chats one thing for you. Yeah, you go ahead first you go ahead first you do the team first
I need that to my afterwards
We're doing randomizer, which means everything is random. The only thing that's not random is our teammates
You and I the bosses in the boss rooms are random the items on the floor are random
Everything is random bro. If it's McKillor the first boss, I don't know what we do
But we have to find a way to figure that out. Do we reset? I don't think so. We're not pussies
We have one seed
Okay, I
I believe
Let me think let me think ah quick little shout out to our fucking moths to cage wills is Babski and to
And Sally from from my team
They both yeah, they both made sure that
Like bro all we had to do this morning was join the call and they told drag this into this folder drag this into that folder
Now you send this file and it took 30 30 minutes and we were done
It would have taken us a whole day to figure this out casual which means we would have never done this
You know what I mean? I know what you mean. I smell you so w Sally W
W Bapsky all right for real for you
Go ahead how many hours on a how many hours
How many you if you first you set in the call this morning hours you have in Elden ring. Let me have a look I have I
93.8 hours. So I'm basically an Elden Lord.
93.8 hours.
Okay, okay, so I'm going to be the IGL.
Why? Because Kader, bro, I played this game on stream.
I defeated DLC, everything like a boss, no P builds.
And then I got addicted off stream, played it for fucking three weeks,
didn't stream once, played Elrin, every single day, got into the PVP, made everything.
Three hundred and eleven point five hours.
I am locked, Kader.
You're a captain. You're a captain.
I'm not captain.
How much you know do a break the how much on the opening window screen come on now
300 hours, bro, this game has no cases, bro. It was actual gameplay. It was actually bro
Also, I'm ng plus five which means it did the run a couple of times. I know the bosses, bro
I know the patterns maybe I don't know sometimes I forget things
ng plus five and
Yes, yeah, okay, but I was Loki using op bills, you know, like I was just like running through
OP builds
Wait, I have a question.
Yeah.
Because when you play Elder Ring yourself, when an item drops, you get the item.
Yeah?
Yeah.
But now we're duo in the same world.
So when an item drops, it drops two times?
Oh god, I have no fucking idea.
What happens if we get an OP sword?
Does only one of us get it?
Wait, chat says yes.
Chat says yes.
Chat says yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I don't think we should use the same build, but we will see, we will see.
No, no, no, I'm just saying for like general drops, you know, yes. Alright
Kajal, did you beat the base game and the DLC or just the base game? I beat the whole thing
You're holding I actually am I have two records on twitch because I was the streaming eldering when the DLC came out
I have the fastest
Beast master kill in DLC and the slowest red ankyl
fastest beast master, that's crazy. Do you remember what weapon you were using? Just wondering.
Well the reason I have fastest beast master all streamers is because I accidentally missed
it until the end and I killed it final. So I was full build maxed out.
Yo, alright, okay, yo, alright, that changes everything, lowkey. Kato, did you use magic
in your runs? No, no, no, no, I use red hands weapons.
That's actually not that OP, I think.
I used the Star Scourge Great Scourge with the charm that increases your damage when you're jumping.
And I jump auto-attacked.
Oh, okay, check, okay, check.
Kajal, do we boot up the fucking game, bro? Is it time?
We might be time.
Bro, how are we getting past the first boss?
It depends on who it is, bro.
If it's fucking Melania, best fucking luck.
But, I don't know, man. We will see, we will see.
Wait, let me fuck you up.
Wait, start the game from the modfolder, remember.
Not from here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, from the modfolder.
From the me too.
I almost just fucked up.
I'm not gonna lie.
My controller, connect it.
You play with Roller or Key Button?
Roller, Roller, Roller.
Good fucking shit, bro.
Can we just show you?
Can we show you my Roller?
Yeah, sure.
Xbox 360, Xbox 360.
You see that?
Elite?
Or not Elite?
No, basic.
Nah!
I swear the back pedal is OP, bro.
Xbox 360.
Like I'm rolling.
I'm the mod folder. I look he forgot where that was wired Xbox 360
Same always wire, bro. So you have faster connection
Yep
gain
Me to and then which one is it launch what Alan ring bat right the bat fire bat
The bat. Yeah, the bat bat. I double you. I wait you want to do the stream together thing like without the chats
But just like boom. Let's see. Yeah. Yeah, let me watch you
So
Chat I will come new game because it says continue out with new game. Yeah, but wait a second. Let's go together
Chat, are we allowed to reset? Yeah, you're not gay. Yeah, you're not gay
What a favorite to do let me invite you
Invite guests
Yeah, I don't know how this works
Wait, hey
Wait
You may have to invite me bro or mods can you do it you're looking I don't know how this works invite to what invite to what invite to what
Stream together thingy. Let me see
I'm gonna help article fuck wait. I invited you. I'm out of you. W. All right. Let me put up my game as well
Oh my yo, I haven't played this in so long bro in so long. I
Fucking love this game. Oh
Oh god, I thought I lit.
Wait, how do I?
Suck.
Hell, ring pot.
Open up.
Wait.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got it.
Let me hear that music, bro.
I can't even, bro.
Do we need to share each other, Cam, you know what I mean?
Or not.
Did we do that during Minecraft? How did we do that?
We did Discord.
We actually shared it during Minecraft?
Yeah.
We can try. Sometimes my shit starts lagging.
Yo Kajal Kajal this song alone gives me goosebumps, bro
Nah, bro, nah, you're wrong. I'm actually correct at the same casual life. Nah, bro
You will see what I believe you. I believe you. I believe you. I'm ready for it, bro
You gotta tell me you gotta tell me big time how correct you are
I'll show you Kajal. Do you do game capture or display capture? I'm noob streamer when it comes to this
I'm doing screen capture right now.
Wee!
I might do game capture though, that's a good idea.
Yeah, it could be right.
I'll try it, I'll try it.
Let me swap real quick.
Game capture, Elden.
Oh yeah, game capture it now.
Capture specific window.
And then Elden ring.
Is this a good game, someone says in chat?
Is this a good game?
Oh bro, now bro, legendary games ever made by hands.
This is the game bro.
boom and then I have to put this below okay chat let's hope that it all works
bro again we're playing like multiplayer together right like I've never
played this game modded like that but we will see friendly fire is on as well
friendly fire is on friendly fire is on mods we can do predictions throughout
this always like we can do right now who's dying first and then we can do I
don't know you can come up with some some things across both chats w but you
You can't say who's dying first and then one will meet to the death.
No, no, no, no, why is that?
Why did they even pop up in your mind?
I didn't even think about that.
I mean, that's what I was thinking about, you know, but it's RNG who's more
geared on the spawn, you know?
Yeah, bro, we're not PVP, we're fucking fighting 2v1 with the buses.
All right, yo, let me try to share cam.
Wait, I have to do the start virtual cam thing, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I have to do it too.
Start virtual camera
There you go
Oh
Like what the fuck is this like shows that money talks so dusty
Mots clean my monitor
nah
Well, I'll fix it. I'll fix it
W, your hell no, all right wait suck, suck let me try to put up your cam, boom, boom,
boom bro your setup looks fucking sick, mine looks like a prison cell, so how can I show
don't not mind window capture
this
and then uh...
wait
k-drill
i got you i got you
i got you too
west camp position for every again k-drill i forgot like middle middle middle left
and right right
i actually have no idea
me neither
Does anyone know can anyone check okay? I think I got you actually wait
Your setup looks fucking crazy, bro. I think I got you cropped
Yeah, there we go
It's not top left top top right right top left and middle right your hand
Oh, no, no, no, no, we're not doing that middle and middle. Okay, check check check check
Let's let's get this perfect and then we hop in bro. Yeah
Yeah. I'll be the same.
I'm gonna put myself on top of you. Wait, boom.
Boom. Yeah, yeah. Okay, same size.
Wait, where do you put Cam? You said bottom left top right, middle left, middle left,
middle right, apparently. What the fuck?
Yeah, middle left, middle right. What? Yeah, I don't know. Like this?
And then how the fuck do I align it? Let me do my strat again.
Chat in the middle.
Oh yeah, where the fuck do you put the chat?
I went top right.
Top right?
Can you please watch a speedrun to Tor-
No hell no bro! We're coming up with our own strats!
We're watching nothing. We know exactly what to do bro.
bro two Elden Lords in one game. I'm telling you, bro. That's crazy.
It inverts you.
Oh my god I'm crazy by the way. I'm crazy. Just know that, okay? Just know that I'm
crazy. Yeah, I know you're crazy, bro. I saw your TikTok. Just know that I'm crazy.
Come on now. Come on now
Is it aligned out did you get it aligned? I think I should go on this side because now it just looks like your stream
Okay, there we go Chad is this good I had you upside down for a second not gonna lie
Is this good is this good? I like the chat where the fuck do you put the chat? I may just put it off
weird
It's perfect
Yum. All right. All right. Are we a campsites is big enough here, right?
All right, boom. I fix it boom
Mmm
Can you give me quickly like Mike check? I want to like have perfect like make you
not too loud Mike check Mike check one two one two one two check to the silent
Mike check Mike check Mike check Mike check no yes Mike check Mike check it's
good IW okay Kajal is it time to hop in bro yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
wait wait I'm counting the pixels right now yeah one pixel two pixel
boom all right let me see boom boom okay all right all right all right all
right Chad we're not stalling bro we have to do this bro like because once
we're in we're in like there's no going back then you know like we're locked
for like what for fucking multiple hours okay all right are you ready to click
new game or what I'm ready I'm ready everything's perfectly ready
okay I think so are you ready that's straight trip that's straight that's
Let's go and be straight, right?
Wait, I have to put on game capture again.
Let me drag my finger.
Game capture.
Okay, I'll put one line away from the chat.
Why are you all spamming merge chats, bro?
Why do you want merge chats?
Merge chat is kind of canceling, no, I'm not gonna lie.
Merge chat is gonna be disturbing, it is.
But we can if you want, I mean...
Are they just being yielded?
I mean, I'm down, I'm down if you're down, all right, boom.
I'm down if you're down, I'm down if you're down.
I don't know if we can try it and see how it behaves, but my chat's not very nice.
Really?
I'm not gonna lie.
Mine is already set, mech 10 versus miles ahead.
Oh, hell no!
Okay, alright, alright, wait, let's first...
Alright, boom, wait.
I feel like my settings are booked.
Suck!
Can you hear gang sound chat?
Ah, wait, one last thing I have to do.
Then I'm actually ready.
I don't know who to say was better in Minecraft, me or on the who was better.
Individual player.
Bloodslocking.
Filters.
Render delay.
What?
280.
Suck.
Catch, let me know if it's a sound delay.
Okay.
Cajal.
It's time.
New game, baby!
Wait.
Need IT.
I
Check everything is random even our starter loadouts
So it can be a make-or-break right at the start
We could have a fucking smooth sailing run if we get a fucking OP weapon or it could be absolute fucking hot
Are we are we allowed to change like you know, we've got a seed are we out to ever remake the seed?
No, we've got to make the seed work
Check, just so you realize, we only tested out the game once.
We hopped in, he joined my multiplayer and that's it.
We don't know what's about to happen.
We only saw we had to go to the first race so we saw that the first boss was minimized.
But we reset the seat after this.
So we have not seen the starter weapons of this run.
We have not seen the starter boss of this run.
Nothing.
Do we lock ourselves to one seat and one seat only and find ways around it?
Or are we allowed to reset like once?
I think we should lock ourselves by the way.
I do like that too.
Unless we get soft locked, unless we get soft locked for some shit, then GG.
Kato, with people like us there is no soft lock, bro.
Right? We always find a way, bro. You play League, you find a solution.
If you don't get the, what's it called, the Elden thing that you put up your head, whatever the fuck, we progress, you know?
Oh, I think maybe those items, they're maybe in the same positions. I could be wrong though.
They're in the same position.
I think so.
Two perma-death.
Yo-ho! All right, so we're resetting every minute.
All right, here we go.
Are you ready to play a new game? Are you ready?
Cajal?
Three.
One time.
One.
Two.
Two.
One.
Come on!
We need good items.
We need good items.
Are we skipping cutscenes or not?
Nine!
Are you being badass right now?
What class do we choose?
We just choose any, right?
Wait, I hope we can see what fucking weapons they have.
Show attributes.
It shows.
It shows the weapons, Kajal. Press Y.
Ooh, so we have...
Yeah, I don't know what the weapons mean.
I can help you a little bit. This is naked or break it.
So I have a DLC weapon and I have, like, what is that? A dagger?
No, no, it's a katana. The question is...
Go, Reg.
Go, Reg.
What? Nine, bro. Look at your starter items, Kajal.
I like this weapon a lot.
Do we have same starter items?
I don't think so, bro. I think... Bro, it's a randomizer run, right?
What do you have on the first one? Do you have a claw?
Or no? On the Vagabond?
I have a hand, a sword, a shield and a torch.
We have the same shit. That's kind of nice. We have the same shit.
Can you give me a weapon that's like a big two-hander? That's all I want.
The thing is, call me absolutely nuts.
But do you remember how in Elden Ring you need to unlock the weapons?
Like you need to have skill points for it to unlock its true potential.
It that a weapon does no damage if you don't have the fucking levels, so
You can't just ask for a meaty. Oh, oh my god my favorite weapon of profit
Cajal my last run in Elnring. I used this fucking meat slap. It's a hammer
That does so much poise damage aka it breaks where they go push. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, you can stab
Yes, bro. I love that weapon
Hmm.
Ooh.
Claymore.
Oma.
Claymore and Samurai.
Because some of them have bow and arrows.
I'm not bow and arrow Andy.
I'm not staff Andy.
I'm going to go with.
I'm going to go with.
I'm going to go with.
Oh, the finger is nice as well.
Check it out.
The ratchet.
The ratchet.
The finger is kind of nice too.
That's so much poise.
There's a seal.
Are we allowed to use magic chat?
Are we allowed to use magic and the little jellyfish if we find it, huh?
No
Finger is the finger a long range or close range the finger is a close range weapon
Okay, maybe I go finger I
Think I think I go I have to go with with my favorite weapon bro
I have to go with me meat slab. Is there is there like a is there like a is there like a bleed weapon in here somewhere?
bro I mean I'm not I'm not every single game lead I mean you we can find what is
the Warriors first weapon you know what it's it oh it's a needle a frozen needle
it's like a dagger and then you have a scimitar so I don't know what that does
no idea I go samurai Samurai
claim or apparently Claymore is pretty decent I think hmm wait so wait if I
profit it has ass stats right like what does it have no vigor look if we just
need to bigger max bigger masses at this game no 50 I mean I own a nose is I
own a nose this game pretty well I know I know more of a PvP combat kind of guy
I don't know what the items do I need to read them I got you on that I just
need you to perfectly dodge check what class are you thinking I'm scared that
I'm cooked if I go this because I'm not gonna use these faith points ever
Like an early game is so crucial we may just get stuck
Samurai
Samurai don't lock it in yet. Wait level 9 Vigor 12 not bad mind 11. That's mana and Durans 13
We need endurance and vigor bro
We we should go different ones right I'm not going Samurai as well. I'm gonna go I
Have
You do your thing you do your thing whatever you're feeling whatever you're feeling
Bro, I think I gotta go what I got a bond bro 15 bigger is so sexy and and I think the weapons are okay
Like we are gonna find my wife. Why do you need it? Why do you need else? I told you you're gonna dodge everything
I mean, yeah, but can you just explain that to me as a lower-played
Eldering player why need more help if you're better at the game
It's it's we're playing co-op. They may be some lag some server-sided lag, you know like I so yeah
So Vigor maybe the play, you know
Chat Vig Vagabond you choose Vagabond or profit. Oh
God, I don't need the fucking faith
Eight endurance. I'm gonna be so chopped
Okay, I'm just gonna act like I didn't read the chat so
I'm gonna go like a bums. Here we go. Locking lock in casual two two one
What happened to my character body type a OB a
What the fuck I look like a clown
What is on me, okay the outfit is randomized to I think the outfit is randomized randomized to I think
What the fuck am I wearing wait you can get a keepsake I forgot about that do we
take a keepsake what is a keepsake where you can get a bonus if bone is you
get without a keepsake haha oh yeah Santina smile cookie there's one for two
handed talisman that's gonna be mine that's gonna be mine see that curse
mimics veil scorpion so I don't know what this is what these fucking do two-handed
sort talisman gg that's actually good no that's actually good that's busted that's
so good that's one of the best ones in the game I think all right fuck up bond
is there way to randomize our looks like our face and shit nearer age young
I have to be like RL a little bit
Okay, choose base template. Can I randomize this?
Detailed appearance, no.
All right, do we create our characters or just say fucking?
No, just say fucking.
I'm just gonna go really fast like I'm gonna go this gray guy and
then just the voice
Okay, h-voice 2 I guess.
Alright, um, boom.
I'm fine with that.
I'm fine with that.
Finish!
Ready?
Starting the game.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
Alright.
If I got born, to end the talisman.
Kajal.
Oh my God!
Wait, I kind of like this look.
I'm not gonna lie.
Kajal, are you ready, bro?
3, 2, 1, 1, go!
Here we go.
Cutscene.
Cinema.
Mods start the timer when the cutscene ends.
Start the timer.
The fallen leaves tell a story.
The great Elden Ring was shattered in our home across the forest.
The man kills the tween.
I feel like we're in our fucking...
We're doing what we're best at right now. We're coast streaming, bro.
The two coast streamers coast streaming out on the cutscenes.
And we're both muted.
My volume's too low, I'm not gonna lie.
The night of the black nights, God when the golden was
That's one of my favorite weapons, the Black Dagger.
Golden the golden?
Yes.
Soon, Maracas offspring, Demigods, all.
Kater, when did you finish this game?
Played the Shards, all to thee.
As it came out within two weeks.
What?
So you haven't played it in years?
But the DLC came out like a year ago, no?
Like three years ago?
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
We did that two years ago.
All these just get fisted by Millennium the first time.
Stop!
What are we doing, brother?
Stop!
Chad, the thing is...
This is gonna come to a halt real quick.
Oh, wow.
Are they watching a movie or play the game?
Yoho!
That's what I'm saying bro!
The thing is bro...
Now rise now yeetarnished!
Yeetarnished!
Holy fuck, I don't even remember the same I think it's so fucking epic.
That guy shafted me I remember this game has more
We can still decide after months, do we want to watch it all, but come on G, like this
is the opener, bro.
And one other, whom grace would again bless, a tarnished of no renown.
That's you right there.
That's us.
Cross the fog to the lands between.
I should look kind of drippy though.
To stand before the Elmering.
I don't know what the fuck my guy's wearing bro.
I'm wearing Godskin I think.
No way! The fat one?
Yeah, but it's not fat.
The Elmering Lord.
Gage, it's time. It's time.
Let's look at everything randomized.
enemies bosses and one thing that you may not know yet chat oh no I have to
change one thing chat quickly how can I map this back button to roll and sprint
I used to have it in my main game but not in this modded one I need that we're
gonna join each other but we just need to get to the first yes optional boss
once we had the first great check then we can join each other how do I change
this one Xbox accessories okay okay okay I downloaded that I can't prepare
casual give me like 60 seconds please like not more yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah how
do you uh yeah no don't worry about it chat help me out with this so look I
downloaded this I can't prepare how do I map this to my b-button configure and
then Eln ring how do we two hand a weapon I'll teach you in a second
edit. And then look, I put primary to be. Is it not correct, Chad? Like I wanted to
mimic be or how do I do it?
It's this one. It's the wrong side. But is it the right thing that I'm doing?
I'll just put them all to be I'm sorry casual but they're about I can't dodge roll if I
don't have this oh my god it's GG by the way let me see this is how you do it
strength though please I'll come if I can roll now why does it not work
there's a button in the middle of the control are they're enabled to thank you
you're the best oh my god I love you you're not the guy who said there's a button in the middle
that enables the panel I fucking love you let's go I figured out the setting
Yeah, okay. It's time. It's time. What's it?
You don't have you don't have the elite one buddy. You don't have the backpedal. I think oh
Unlucky you cheat out on it. Oh
Backpedal backpedal. What's that?
You don't have your job. What did you have if you have a car button on your feet or yeah?
Yeah, no, I have a paddle on my back of the controller, bro, and I can roll with it. It's so OP bro
It's so open
That's fast. How's that cringe? That's gonna cringe. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
First where are you? Where are you? I need to know where you are opening the first door opening the first door
I'm gonna bridge waiting the first. Okay, wait. We're wait. Are your settings fine like it's because check again
We weren't able to full screen boom boom boom boom boom boom should be fine. All right. Let's go
There is a fast boss over there, right? Oh
oh god I'm working to the optional boss yeah we kill the optional boss how
or is that then we're holy fucking all around bro remember wait up to the boss
cagewood you have two different weapons check which one is better for you right
now yeah I got it I got it I got it question question before we begin just
yeah question let's say the optional bosses millennia does that mean that
she's out of the random pool for the whole game
asking twice is what I'm asking you're asking questions that I don't know
I don't know how to answer, Kajal.
Yes, it does mean that she's out.
Okay, so you can only get the boss once.
One boss once.
I think this one's a marcher.
Okay.
1080p bro, I don't have 14p monitor.
Kajal, are you ready to go into the first door?
If we beat this first boss, the optional one,
we are fucking kings, bro.
I'm waiting for you.
I'm looking at the golden tree right now while I'm waiting for you.
Wait!
People said turn off motion blur.
Now.
It's a cringe setting.
Okay, Gagel.
In advanced settings.
Thank you, Chad.
I had them high, oh, hell no.
Fixed, right?
Much better.
Okay, Gagel.
Whoever beats this fast boss is fucking boss.
Are you ready?
Let me know when you go in.
Okay, I'm at the tunnel entrance.
There's nothing there, though.
There should be a boss right in front of you
if you go in.
Let's crash the boat.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm in him.
Two one!
Oh no.
Who is that?
Uh...
I don't know what the fuck that is. I'm not gonna lie.
Who is that?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm kinda like-
Lock him, lock him.
I'm gonna go from the back.
Go for the back side.
Uh, yeah. I'm not gonna lie here anymore.
Okay, that was a mockdown.
No!
Did you just stab them in the back as well?
No!
I stabbed them in the back!
Not yet!
I'm winning!
I died!
No you don't
I died
Bro this boss is not possible
Jack this one has a death
I've never seen it before
This doesn't count as a death
Everyone knows it bro
Yeah exactly
Jack we're not even together in a lobby yet
In a minute we will be
This doesn't count bro
What was your boss's name by the way
Just to make sure we're on the same Z
You had two girls?
Yeah, okay, they're more on the same years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we have the same seat. Okay. Okay. Oh my god, baby
Chad I put cable the seat into my into my program bro like we have we're on the same one right now
Mm-hmm. He sent it to me over this court
Elden Lord
Okay
Oh
Wait, am I console controller good idea?
Again, right now is the time we can figure out some things, bro.
Now we got off the top, then.
Chad, do I disable the desktop of my laptop?
Don't worry, Torrent. Fortune is on his side.
We found him here, after all.
Yeah.
Kajarut, I'll also have something that I can give you in a minute, if you want to.
What? What? What?
haha chill it's not that crazy but when we're a second try in the boss my mods are working in the
back right now they're observing us and they can put our best attempt like they put a line on our
screen by an overlay if you want that i can give you it yeah okay i'll send you the link but you
can't leak this link okay else it doesn't work anymore is it a browser resource yes
Okay, so no trolling on my side okay because it's also shown on casual to stream only the best attempt, please
Or if you want to both streams to that
Where I give it to you
Let me see what is that I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm waiting for you. I'll give you the sauce first. I'll give you the sauce
I'm gonna go to the fountain. Okay, nine. Please wait a second. I'll give you the sauce
Boom. I'll send it on Discord right now. Don't leak Discord. We're not going to be able to use it anymore.
Discord 3 to 1. Boom. And add it as 1920 x 1080p. Yeah, like fullscreen.
And a browser source, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. And I'll disable the Discord overlay.
Okay, I did it.
Nice.
And add it as what? Width 1920, height 1080p.
Yeah, so it's full screen, whatever your monitor is.
And then Mods put something on the screen just to test if it's on.
Please.
Got it.
Mods put something.
I used the potion already.
I'm trolling.
Put something on the screen, Mods.
What is that?
I collect float items.
What is that?
Float items.
What?
What is that?
What?
What was that?
Flask.
Flask of tears.
All right.
If we go down, there's a grace, right?
Just jump down.
Okay, so
Yeah
I'm ready. I'm at the grace. I'm gonna touch the grace real quick
And then we get the co-op items, right? Yes, join each other, right? Yes, I'll invite you in a second
Okay, I gave you this check. That's the overlay walk on his side, too
If I must put something I
Okay, we got the fucking items check this is not cheating you will see in a second so I will invite you right now
Okay, Joel.
Do you remember which item you have to use?
No.
You're trolling.
No.
You actually don't remember?
No.
Wait.
What else do you remember?
Lots.
Which one was it?
Fuck.
Tiny Grapewood, right?
I think so.
OK, I'm using it.
Don't show the password.
else we get DDoS and we can do a vacation.
Effigy of Melania for Kato.
Kato, you have to use Effigy of Melania.
Maybe hide screen, I don't know.
DC?
What?
What do you mean DC?
The fuck?
My discord froze.
Oh no.
Why did my discord freeze?
Same thing for him.
Maybe it only happens once.
What just happened?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Pedro?
What happened?
I don't fucking know!
Your disc got crashed too?
No.
No?
No, I was still in the call.
Or?
You just froze on my screen.
Did I freeze on your screen?
Yeah.
It could have been me though.
But now it's working though.
Okay, we're back, we're back.
Um...
Should I connect? Are you ready?
Wait a second.
Yeah, try connecting please please work
so if this doesn't work we can we can
It's you I'm connecting wait loading screen please
What are you doing nothing
No heals!
Vost!
Can I kill you?
YAAAHHHHH!
You have a faster weapon! You have a faster weapon! You have a faster weapon! It's impossible for me to kill you!
Okay, my weapon is OP, huh? My weapon is OP, huh?
You have a faster weapon! You have a faster weapon! What do you have a faster weapon?
That's one cage will... No.
What are you doing?
No healing, no healing.
What do you mean? I beat you already!
I'm healing
Okay, good luck good luck
Try kidding me then buddy
What?
Killing down keep sitting down chief it's easy to take you
All right, yo listen bro listen, okay, bro bro. Yo. Yo. Are we both trying to become the alert like
I did the one-by-one
Gagell let's let's focus on on fucking the monsters up. Let's go. That's zero by the way. It's bugged for you for for for me
For you
Yeah, because I didn't really that what the fuck just happened
Something did be you
Bro my PC is dying. I'm not joking. I don't know if I can keep the discord screen share. I'm not joking
Okay, okay, okay, cancel it cancel it
Is it bad bad? No, I mean it is kind of nice. Let's keep trying it for a little bit like fucking
Let me close some tasks or close team, bro
Maybe maybe maybe yeah close things that take the PC strength. Yeah, Mots. Can I close team while I'm playing this? Oh, no
That can I respect no
Sally do you know
Me?
Yeah, watch your name, Sally, bro.
Uh, close Chrome.
I can't close Chrome because of the fucking thingy.
Is the game too strong?
Are you on game capture?
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe full screen window, they say.
I'll try full screen window, Kajal.
People say full screen window does better.
Oh wait, I have to do one last thing too.
Then I'm actually ready, I'm sorry, bro.
I'm the stall my stuff, bro. I'm so sorry for that
How do you emoting game? What's the button?
Render delay cable
Can you clap in the camera so I can see if the sound is aligned now I changed something
Yeah, now it should be aligned. Thank you. I'll try full screen window and then let's go. Oh
My god, you press select you get a mini map
You're trolling.
Borderless winnable, let's check this out.
Store count 19, death count 1.
Yo bro, we're not stalling bro!
Mots, Mots, reset the timer, reset the speed on timer, oh no, you winnable.
Wait, borderless winnable may be the play by the way, Cajal.
Like my PC is now much better.
Wait, how do I 2-end this, I forgot.
Ah, I didn't 2-end my weapon, that's why you were winning.
Chat, is this fine or no, this is laggy.
Last thing, then we go.
I'm so sorry, Cajal bro, I'm so sorry.
You're good, you're good, you're good. I fixed my weapon.
The reason we won the one we won is that it two ended.
Now I knew it was gonna end.
Alright, bro, alright.
Now it makes sense, now it makes sense.
Okay.
Kajal, here we go.
Make sure to pick up your runes, bro.
My chemistry's sinking.
I should be fine.
Alright, I'll wait for...
Wait, are those also randomized?
I think so, because this guy should not be here, right?
Too loud, too loud, too loud, too loud.
Alright, yo, what was that?
Let me know when you're ready for you all to damage what just happened. What just happened. That's a fucking what the heck
There's a there's I don't know, bro. There's a fucking flower. Let's go. I think we can just walk what is that? What is that? Oh
How not so fucking tanky move move move move move
Wolf wolf
Wolf where wolf down wolf down
Where's the fast boss?
Where the fuck are we though?
Look at the top!
He's not gonna jump down, right?
How do we go up?
Don't forget the...
It could be weapons, you never know.
What is that?
Wait, we have to turn up team members.
Like bro.
You're getting killed! Hold up!
I'm putting in, bro! I'm putting in, bro!
I'm locking in! I'm locking in! Don't die!
Heal!
Come in with the finisher!
Nice! Oh my god, I almost hit you, you would've died.
That didn't work. Huge. Huge.
Okay, okay, how the fuck do we not hit each other, bro?
You're gliding on my screen.
What the fuck? Massive ass wolf?
I'm gonna get the fucking long range guy!
I'm closing the wolf. Nothing to die.
Why not? Why not? I'm pulling aggro. I'm pulling aggro. I'm pulling aggro. I'm pulling aggro.
Wait, I'm gonna need my super move. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Keep him there. Keep him there. I'm coming at you.
That! That! Let's go.
How many potions you have?
I have three potions. I can't drop you though.
Kato, we can turn off fucking, what is the tutorials?
Like that shit is hella annoying when it pops up.
Yeah that's perma popping up. That's why I'm taking damage.
Yeah, here, casual settings, and then the third column, and then the fourth row, okay?
Here is off, got it, got it.
Alright, I'm gonna caution you now, go, go, go, I'm gonna watch you.
Check this out.
Goes in, jumps, auto attacks, misses, so just hit, jumps in here, goes to the other side, gets another.
No, just to the left.
No, just spin!
No, just to the spin!
Go to the finisher!
Nice.
The Faker of Elmring, let's go.
That's one for what?
Oh God.
Yeah, when is the first boss gonna come? I forgot.
I think there's a miniboss first right bro I have no potion stuff really okay
then then then then then wait I don't I think inside it's the first boss I
keep you on can we see it go forwards go forwards go forwards trust me
I don't see anything.
Okay, bro, we're hella getting runes, bro.
Big, wee. How many runes you have?
Oh my god, first boss, by the way.
Shit!
Okay, Joel.
Alright, how many do you have?
You have how many flasks right now?
Zero.
You're trolling.
No, I'm serious.
Shit, okay.
Zero flasks.
Okay, Joel.
Hey, we're so boss if we do the first right.
me pull aggro first because I have two flasks okay make sure you're double
handing at all times um I'll be ready listen stop I can hear his footsteps
wait listen no way
nah it's was the wind I'm ready go ready three two two one one
I don't know if I can
Just survive, just survive
Just survive, just survive
Just survive, just survive
Yeah, come on, I'm back
Ha ha ha, is that enough?
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha
I
Want to finish her
I want to address the cheater allegations well the door was open you left
Yo, let's set this right. Let's set this right on the first run
Let's set the straight like how do we make the rules here? How do we make the rules?
Um, what makes sense, Cajal, and Chat?
Again, we're open for ideas.
Careful you're being shot at by a front bone.
What the fuck is that?
Well, let me check each.
But the thing is, Chat, if both of us,
I didn't know that you could just walk in again.
That could kind of be nice.
Why?
Because it's vast!
Turn the fire still on.
It's still on.
Turn the fire still on.
I thought you turned it off.
I just checked.
I just checked.
OK.
Lock in.
Hold up.
Sorry, carry on.
I think this may make sense right because imagine we both going at the same
time as always you die I'm one HP I have to survive until you go in again I die
it ends boom reset does it make sense or no I think it could be fair it's too
easy we've got to make it but how do I spectate you when I'm dead or you're
Oh fucking no did it not what did it was an option or no?
No
Chat should the if you die should it be spectate or should it be you have a chance to go in again if the other guy doesn't die
What if you can wear the doors, but he's not allowed to interact in the fight
Sally why didn't it work didn't we put it in the settings in the notepad to to that like bosses spectate
Okay, whole chat is saying specter cage. I'm not gonna lie so so so so so so so so so so let's say in that last fight
I died I'm allowed to come in the door, but I'm not allowed to help the fight and it can watch
Nene, there's a way to spectate like it's just a setting that should work
Oh, it could be I don't know it could be because it was the tutorial boss, right?
chap
It will agree you
Sally do you think it will work in the future? Like we have the settings correct, right?
It's tutorialed.
Oh maybe that's why.
Okay we won't respawn on actual bosses. Okay why are we even discussing?
Ah let's go let's go. We did clap that fast guy though. We did.
Wait we jumped down here right?
Yeah, yeah, relax.
And then we go through the door.
Okay I trust you let's go.
Actually don't remember this part.
open the door opening the door opening the door now comes the first real boss
in a sec oh no oh no whoa whoa whoa whoa the guy at the start the fucking guy
who takes on all the rest up rest up King rest up yeah yeah
cellius activated landed graveyard what the fuck did you activate
Is PVP still on?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Still on, still on, still on.
Gruden rune.
Ooh.
Katelyn, we have to pick up all the items as well.
Why?
Because it can't be...
Wait, where do we level up again?
I forgot, I forgot.
Where do you level up?
Ear?
Wait, yes.
Good coms.
We have 1000 runes.
What do I click?
Okay, not yet, not yet, not yet.
Oh, we can't level because we're made in less right now.
We are made in less, bro.
Not IRL though. I mean low-key as well. GG
Here we go. You look kind of drippy though. I don't mind that
You like that? Yeah
That's nice. Can we take that off? Look at this
Put that hat back on again. I'm not joking, bro
Oh, fuck. Why? Please please oh my
What?
Cinema open that shit
Open that shit. We will open the world
The first step of a long journey hours of tears blood and sweat randomness and adventure
Okay, why is that fucking?
Grace first grace first. Oh god
We can beat that we can beat that
Yeah, yeah, we can beat that wait legendary item over here legendary item others random as well. I hope so. I hope so
Okay, small golden Fiji, but don't we have to talk to the dude up here or no?
I don't know. I think it's just a quest sometimes you have to speak speak speak speak speak
Yep, yep, yep, and then you can get some stuff, you know
Give us item, buddy
Yo, item? We need to get to the round table, I forgot, yeah. Item? We should go
and get a maiden now, by the way. I would love to. I... we should...
Gagrel, do we attempt this fucking thing, bro? Whatever that is. Let's go, alright?
I don't know, I don't know. What do we do? Do we go maiden first or do we
attack? Because not gonna lie, my weapon needs 16 strength and I'm three
strength off, so if we... Wait, I can give you my weapon, Gagrel! Mind, I have a
second one which you can use maybe but I want to use my weapon what do you mean
what's your weapon here try this out bro beast claws how do I drop it wait
what's chat how can I drop it to up casual three to one look at the floor
did you pick it up there's nothing on the floor
There's nothing on the floor I just needed an actual good weapon I'm not joking no you
didn't defeat it yes I did yes I don't know how did you did you cut this guy drop did
you click me yeah it was dropped no all right listen listen listen listen listen we don't
need the clothes we don't need the clothes here we go no let's try let's try first
What's the spells tell me spells what spells uh?
He has some long range bones. I think who's tanking who's tanking me I can dodge this guy
Oh, here we go falling star beasts into a damage check
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm left side. I'm left side hit that please attack. Please
I'm doing damage. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I didn't know damage
I beg
What the fuck?
Don't die down. Don't die
Don't die. I'm killing it
No.
I do no damage.
You win that, Oda.
You win that.
You win that.
You win that.
Just focus up.
I can't even see.
I do no damage!
Kajal, I don't think we can beat this boss bro.
I do 40 damage on a fucking boss that has 10,000 HP!
Well, why don't we, why don't we go skip and go to, um...
Go to get a maiden, do you feel?
What are you doing?
fuck is he fighting all right let's go check this is the one that we don't have
to fight right like hey hey don't say Alan skip bro this is the noob trap bro
the boss how do I get my runes how do I get my runes how do we get them up
you we could pick him up and we go to the church on the left okay now
I go I go I go I go I go I go I go I go I go
Okay, so don't die on me please.
He can't get in the church right?
Item.
Max when?
Oh!
Talisman.
Just..
Grace.
Nice.
Good comms, good comms.
Nice, nice, nice.
Alright, gotcha.
Nice good comms good comms.
Alright, that's sure.
Alright, let's get our, I think here we can get something. No, what was it? Item?
Okay, bro, GG.
Is this also random? The sellers?
Yeah, it is it is it is it is it is it is it.
Could be a maximum then.
Come on.
We can put magic geese on our weapons.
No, this is not random. This is, no wait, this is random.
Kato?
But he has dragon rateclaw.
Kato, I may be wrong.
But iron red blade I think is absolutely insane
Isn't it wait what is dragon heart gain the power of the dragon
Sacrifice here
Plus one in all flasks
Kage will get their where where where where the shop guy. Yeah, we're getting hella fucking lucky smithing stone as well one
That's not back. I'm buying it. I'm not ready. Well weapon right now. I didn't know damage. Wait, Tyler's my policy bow
Kajal if Talisman pouch max win. Yeah, I have it I would have it but but how many souls do you have how many souls oh
My god, I 500 left Talisman pouch Kajal you don't understand what this means. There's people who reset
Listen to me Talisman pouch about it. There's people who reset their runs a hundred times to get a decent run
Bro, we just got a talisman pouch sacred here and an iron red blade on our first fucking seller, bro
We we we I didn't have the money for a sacred tear, but you can come your little chair, bro
He sticks around bang around that way
Massive let's go. We're not cheating on everything ask our months, bro
Like this is yo, this is yo, bro. What do you mean cheating?
Yo, let's go to the bed and let's go to the maiden now. He doesn't the guy come when we sit down here
No, okay, I'll wait. Yeah. We have to get the horse. No
Yeah, follow me follow me follow me. I know the way
Bro, you have 90 hours. I 300 and you remember that shit. You actually locked. Yeah
What is that red thing on the right the lava? You see it is the mobs random to or what you don't have lava in a forest
Yes, I know that's the mind. I think it's a random bro. I think it's random
Yo, bro, why is this game so hot? Why is the sound the whole time the same?
My music wait this cave is a boss, right? This cave has a boss, right? We should do that one after you know
You know yeah, we can are you with me? Are you with me? Yeah, I'm behind you
This is speedrun tactics right here. Okay. Yeah, we're locked locked
Right, it's the music correct on my side was a glitched I
Feel like I have wrong music
It's a music random to here we insane here we go wait
No don't hit, cutscene cutscene. Back to co-streaming. Die once and back to co-streaming. That's crazy.
I'm sipping my coffee, Bert. That's crazy.
Why is this game so peak, bro? This game is fucking cinema.
Greetings Traveller from beyond the fog. I am Melana.
KJ, do you fiend just press the skip button right now? Be honest bro, I've seen your old ones.
No way bro, no way. This is god tier cinematic animation cutscenes.
If you could, would you put it on time stand, be honest?
I
Give us the horse
Skip skip skip skip skip skip now talk to Melina. Oh my there's fucking lobster right in front of us
Accept her offer spectral speed of the whistle
You hear that
You have to use your fucking your lips
Are you able to whistle? Oh, we spent our rooms on some ass cheeks and now we can't level up
You may be right. Can you listen?
Yeah, listen listen
Go ahead
Do it again
There's nothing coming up on my end, but it's fine.
How the fuck do I equip it on my mouse button on the quick select?
Ah, here. Pouch.
This one, right?
Where, where, where, where, where, where?
Kaju, you go to, you press settings,
and then you go to your right with your cursor,
and then you see the pouch on your right side, you see?
And then you can put the quick select.
So
You have the quick select enabled
Yep, nice wait
In one second
One second
Oh, you're getting mad. Wait, Khaedra, we don't need mana. Allocate your flash to only heal.
Wait, there's a chest! Oh my god, the chests are randomized. Khaedra, the first time I played Elm Ring, I was hoping for the chests to be randomized like in Counter Strike, right?
Where you can get a go up to your item first and then not or maybe not now. They're actually randomized come with me
Over here where you're right I
I see it no
I'm dead three two one max win gold gold gold
What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? Max win? God tear weapon Pedro?
Art to reliefs. What is that for nothing? It's useless
Looking I wish they were randomized. I'm pretty sure that was a decent fucking weapon in there when I play the first time
Okay, okay, let's go up. Oh, it's a more chests fuck the chest. Let's check out the first boss
All right. No, no, no, there's more chest. There's more chest. Apparently what where where where where?
Wait, there's another one here. Okay drill the first wagon
Where where where here come to me, uh, it's a common it's a blue. Oh
Yo, yo
What are you doing?
Another max win Cajal another max win
Yo, the chest
He's too bad, I don't even know how that happened
fire arrows yeah okay come on let's go up here up here my horse died what my
horse you go bro go to the graves you just wasted a flask on that I think wait
fuck it that's more that's more graces go go go pick up all the loot it's all
random oh that's good
Spumbers, spitting stone, fight!
That's good!
Well, we need the map, by the way. We need the map.
The map?
Duh!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Don't die!
I'm actually dead, I'm actually...
You trolling.
How the fuck did you die?
You went first so you pulled aggro on everyone.
Then there was like six rats just eating me.
Bro, you already had four deaths.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
No, I'm on the 4th.
No way.
Sentry's touch!
I think that's good.
Doesn't that scare away enemies?
I'm waiting for you up here.
The loading screen when you die is a long time to make you feel bad about how you died.
That's great.
It's fucking teaching you like it.
You know?
Like, bro, don't die, bro, else you will get punished.
Careful place.
I get it.
I get it.
Wait, I'm going back.
Why are you holding your controller like an aunt?
You're a no-bra.
Are you coming?
Yep.
Don't die again, Kejler. We'll crash out.
There he comes! My goat!
Relax, relax, relax.
The Tiktok down zero.
Relax, relax, relax. We're good.
Oh
Pick up the fast pick up the fast on the golden seed pick up the golden seed
Centuries
Enemies just just
just go grace just go grace grace grace grace grace grace grace grace
are we good right yes all right this music is starting to piss me off why is
it not changing casual and recating of the flask
at what I fucked up
Oh my god soldier ashes
Soldier ashes
You just said jump and run puzzle
I forgot who's giving us loot and who's not bro like we just wasted five seconds talking to that girl
let's go
we need to talk more we need to talk more apparently really do the NPCs give
new random items wait did I not rest or is this game like full or what
wait I need to change and put on in my system setting real quick
thank you milady she's giving you loot Pedro
Two old facts?
I just got a drone. Did you just give me grease?
You got a two?
Yeah, I think I got it from you talking to her.
That's nice, that's nice.
Do we need to talk to Malinia? I forgot.
What if we put the grease on our weapons and we go one by one, that freak at the start?
Calm down.
Ah, we don't. Let's go up.
Isn't the first boss upstairs in the castle?
like directly let's go let's do it right now there's gonna be a hay bale on
the left where we have an ash of war check this out I'm locked I can hear it
all right here we go go to ash of war please
hey Pedro what I got it I got it you'll take me though someone smithing some
that's actually go watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out
Why because there's multiple there's multiple there's like fucking things coming on the ground it okay, oh
No
In in in
Close the door some shit or what?
Oh, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good
I
died
no way and
And I didn't get the fucking dress, I have to go- oh my god.
I have to go- I have to walk up again.
It might have looked sus, it might have looked sus when I just did, but you were dead.
That team was about to attack you.
No, no, no, mods added to the death counter.
No, I didn't-
Yo, yo, yo, yo, can we enable- so it says like what you died to?
Because, I'm pretty sure you killed me, bro.
You can see me how can I to be too casual?
Don't get raided.
Check, how do we do that?
That sounds great.
Use the map.
How do you open the map?
Hola.
Hola, mi amigo.
Oh
Let me amigo how the fuck try the boss dogs. Yeah in a second wait. Ah, look like we can do it
How do I go to catch it what the map they're saying open the map
It's it's on your controller in the middle left. I think it's like yeah, select. Ah
Wait, so KJ if you use the grace. It's also available for me. So if you confess travel Twitter, what yeah
I have an idea. Why don't we go to church of L and then we do the boss next to it. You
know what I'm saying?
Church of Hell and then we do the boss next to it. What do you mean by that?
Yeah, you know the cave boss? The cave boss?
No. Oh, at the start.
Yeah. To get some EXP, you know.
You want to peek this one out first or go...
Listen if it let's never let's never let's never you know casual. Do you keep listening to the same fucking song as well like is it glitched for you or no?
No, I don't have music on all I can hear is a wind blowing what music is coated. No
No, I do have music on but I don't hear any music, you know
Chad how's the music glitched or is it?
Once we go into a different one
Ready or not wait, can we see it already?
No. Okay, um, Cajal, this could be really good, this could be really bad. Lock in, okay?
Remember the Dragon Grease?
First tier 1 boss.
Cajal, here we go. And if you die, it should be, I think you're only going to be able
to spectate. Please, something easy.
What have we got?
Oh, Thomas!
Wait, the cinematic's going to be normal, right?
I think so.
Who's that that's March it no normal normal cinematic
Okay, it's millennia we can enter stream right now. That's all I'm gonna say no no we can kill millennia
Wait, why is he wearing two weapons? Am I tweaking?
What do you mean he's wearing two weapons? Where?
Look at his hand!
What the fuck is that?
That's a staff.
He's supposed to look like that?
Alright, here we go.
AHHHHH!
Oh, get it!
SHOW US THAT!
Kids, look it! Look it!
We can beat that!
Aggro on me! Aggro on me!
Let's try to break our voice!
I can backstab! I can backstab!
What?
Aggro on me! Aggro on me!
We need to break a poise. Heal! Heal! Heal!
I'm going in! I'm going in!
Look, I'm not- Yo!
Don't down me! Don't down me!
Can you get the aggro? Can you get the aggro?
I'm trying!
Aggro on me!
Splash damage on me as well!
I'm dead, I'm dead.
No, no, no, no. I'm putting aggro.
Nice! Nice! Nice, nuker!
Attack! Attack!
Heal! Heal! Heal! Heal! Use the window!
Agro on you! Agro on you! Wait, I'm holding agro. Oh god, I'm kiting.
Nice! Careful! Agro on you, I'm going in, I'm going in. Keep agro, keep agro.
Nice! Nice schedule! We need to break up boys again!
I'm fighting! I'm fighting! What the?
I'm going in!
I'm one!
Don't touch that! Don't touch that! Don't touch that!
Got it!
Healing? You need to heal! You need to heal! I'm pulling aggro!
Healing!
Got it! Go!
Nice! Look!
Accent!
Great damage!
We need to break up boys again!
We need to make play here!
Have your right! Have your right!
Make play!
You need to be with me on me.
No!
Oh no!
Big one on you on you
No
Oh my god
No
What are you doing?
I can explain, it looks bad.
I was one HP.
I can explain.
That's one of the worst weapons in Al-Raid, I'm pretty sure.
I was one HP.
I was no potions.
No, I was one HP.
I tried to maximize the options that I had.
I swapped the bow.
That was not a bad swap.
Cajal how the fuck are we gonna beat that?
Yo, Chad, you know sometimes first try is a great try and then the second is worse the third is worse
All right, one thing here. Yeah. Yeah, one thing before we continue. I'm starting to sweat. Oh my god
I'm sweating. I feel like I just had a workout. I'm not joking. Okay, one thing and I don't care what anyone says
We're turning off PVP. We are teammates and if we're both like attacking something we should not hit each other
that is not okay one more one more one more one we want okay i'm done you go to
wait you stay there wait let me know when you're ready
okay no cheating are you ready thank you here we go may the games begin
nine no take that off hey hey take that off that's not fair hey drill what do you mean that's not
No
No, what did you put on what you put on back it up back it up back it up it
I can see you
I just put some room by myself buddy. I knew I knew I knew
How big is your stamina?
Yeah, bro, bro, I could roll
Roll now and then forward roll again, bro. Get that shit off me
To get
Get done. Yeah, you got this
No deals. No
6-7 damage.
Get down!
Yeah, no heals.
No heals at all.
Hey!
You help me out, guy.
I wish we could summon that guy now if I...
Sheesh.
Alright, alright, alright.
Yo, how did that guy only get 57 runes?
Taddle, question.
Do we go into the boss room again?
Right?
We beat it with what we have at level one
Yes
Okay, but we need to do a strat listen to me. I have a strat listen
When you have aggro you kite and when you don't have aggro you hit we need this to be engraved in the brain
Otherwise, we're gonna get leave
Okay, if we get lost on my roof, of course you did then the book. Oh, yeah, they're gone
the challenge but how's anyone out he's still on
yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm turning it off just checking
Malania could stop talking bro like
to see what happened it seems foreign whereas I'm nervous but I can take gathering
play wait round table he is still on it's okay I'm about to break my
monitor I swear
Why are you doing bro?
Still on, still on.
She can take you to the round table hold, Kajal.
Like right now.
But I interrupted my fucking discussion with her bro.
I'll turn it off right now.
PvP 3, 2, 1.
Off.
Lucky.
You're lucky.
You're lucky, now you're lucky!
You're lucky!
Lucky, lucky! I'm gonna go to the round table with my-
I'm gonna go to- I'm- Miss my girl Melania!
Bro, you have no pants on.
Uh, yo, yo, yo, where you looking?
What the fuck?
I doesn't work the round table.
Bro, can you move out your fucking-
Wait, they say you killed Melania. You're saying- they're saying you killed Melania.
What? No? I'm in the round table right now.
Yeah, I'm coming with you.
oh my god the round table music w where's the music am I done I've bought
some music from the final boss I don't have any music on you should turn it on
casual
well who gives us items bro I'm not gonna waste any like I'm not gonna let
them waste our time who gives fucking items and who's here to waste our time
you got items for us oh I'll take it because every item is random right what
about this guy doesn't have a shop you're in need no matter how you're ashes of
war nothing let's go attack on us not have a story
All right
Kajal gives your items if you kill them kill him. What I think so
Jump down from max. Let's go attack. Let's go attack the tech was
The boss like let's go do the boss in the cave. I'm shirry ish. Yeah, you do the boss in the cave
I'm down which which grace which grace
Where how do I TP? How do I keep the graces dealer? No deal
We're doing the cave boss first because he's easier than the the one that we have like the fucking go to church of
church of Ellie now and then we found two levels or whatever and then we go
back to her because I'm not gonna get clapped by her right now for an hour if
we're level two look we have for the takes wait fucking killer was that was
that fucking was that fucking the one with the head
Rami mani what Rami Rami was there did you kill her though I hope not we need
I don't know, I don't know, I'm missing.
Come cave, come cave.
Did I hit her? Did I hit her?
I hope not.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
I mean, I think she gives you the summoning shit.
We're not cheaters, bro. We don't need the summoning shit.
Yet!
Oh my god, cave, cave, cave.
Cave, cave, cave.
Now, just play good here, okay?
Of course, bro. You're playing with an Elmlord.
Just play good, just play.
The music!
Okay, you need to start a music now, but I have different music to you. No mind those
It's like it's like a cello inside this
But I see a big ass fucking scorpion
Okay, we have to take all the chests. There's a fucking those items could be max wins
You die I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm rolling well. I thought I could get the jumping auto if I missed
Wait for me wait
But why do you start casting as well when I'm there
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry I can't wait. I'm not gonna lie come come come come come come
It's immediately a boss. Okay, do I go in and out? Do I go in and out? Do I go in and out?
Help up help up
I've careful. That's like three fucking mobs ran from boss. Sorry. Okay, Joe. Oh, this is nice. Yeah
Don't have to read it. I'm not what the fuck is that? It's a full tank
All right, listen, listen. We have to enter the boss door together. We have to enter the boss door-
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
All right, Kajal, follow me, follow me.
Wait, I can't see if I'm wrong.
Let's go boss door!
Come on, skip, skip!
A-wee-ing, a-wee-ing, a-wee-ing, a-wee-ing, a-wee-ing, a-wee-ing!
Oh, no PVP is so much better.
All right!
Yeah! Kajal, this could be fuckin' millennia.
Three...
Two...
one go it's too big chunky fucking dudes should be easy careful they spit
fire careful they spit fire just one be one each one be one each okay oh no
Wait, that breaks their poise!
K-Gro just out to them! They have no poise!
What?
You fat fuck, come here!
Nine!
Nine!
I've no my heels
house and I'm breaking his boys
Boom. Alright, so he doesn't...
You got him! Kedra may die.
Don't die. Just stall. Just stall. I'm gonna stall. I'm gonna stall. I'm gonna stall.
What is that? My one might be dead!
Mindset! Help!
On the run, I'll save you!
on you on you careful projectiles projectiles I'm gonna pull aggro I got
sure and about help help help help help nice I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna pull
aggro got it oh nice aggro attack attack attack what are you doing okay
And about keep going keep going keep going
Nice baby
I'm gonna eat people's no flasks. I'm gonna eat people's no flasks cable. We are fucking insane
We are fucking insane. I'm not joking bro. Crazy bro. Well plague. Holy shit. You just carry my ass. I'm not joking
That was insane. Okay, right?
Mark and mark with the cn with the game mark a mark
Come on mark and mark. Come on. All right, then. Where's the loop?
Where's the chest?
Where's the chest? Oh, here, here, here. Look, look, look.
What?
Return to entrance.
Wait, why did we get robbed?
Wait, how many souls do we have?
A bell barring?
Wait, that's... good.
1000 runes, schedule level up, level up.
Level up!
Wait, I'm gonna use...
Vigor, right?
I'm going to use my package.
Kajal, check your weapon.
Do you have enough stats?
Give me something up, it gives me runes?
Yeah, at the round table.
And golden runes? Can I use that?
What do you mean? What did you pick up?
A golden rune.
What? I didn't get that.
Only one person?
What did I pick up at the round table?
Only one person, that's it.
At the round table.
What did I pick up at the round table?
What do you want about that?
We have a bell barring.
We can open up another shop.
But Kajal, um, make sure that you level up the right thing.
I need two levels.
I need two levels, I need two strength.
GG.
I'm gonna go bigger.
Alright, let's check out what the shop brings, okay?
Go to the round table hold, bro. Go to the round table hold.
Isn't there a fast travel thing?
Let's go.
Come round table, come round table, Kajal.
Coming, I'm coming, hold up.
Yeah, randomized, randomized round table.
Where's the table, where's the, uh, uh, looter?
this way right it's it's it's no no no I remember come come come come come I
remember it's like a girl in the corner
fuck is he wearing what there we kill them or what we can't here it's here
hit them then then then then offer a bell barring all right max when no bell
bearing to offer what because I activated it you wait did we get did we get a
different fucking drop did you know did you get a bell bearing or no
tell you how do I see what dropped how do I see what dropped I don't know offer
them a jinx how are you doing my jinn see I'm sorry for your unboxed bro but
I my ones called the bone peddlers bell bearing yeah give it to him
Kajal, did you see Jinx's unbox yesterday? He spent $5,000 just to get fucked in the ass by Falchonknife Lore.
Falchonknife Lore.
Falchonknife Lore.
Oh man.
Just get good I guess.
Yo yo yo yo.
You okay? Jinx if you didn't know bro, the guy that I'm gonna call with bro, Leak Attic, but also...
Case addict.
Kajal, I'll show you what I'm talking about.
Of stream case.
Hey, of stream case.
You're the only person that I know that actually opens case of stream.
Sometimes it just sends me like a picture like a butterfly laugh. Yo, this is good, right?
Yo bro, actually pops over guys. It's normal, isn't it?
What do you mean normal? Nine. This is a normal chop. Stone salt. Yeah, but the items are randomized like great club
Yeah, but they were brokeies by the way. Yes. Yeah, I mean, yeah, you're right. All right. Let's go
We're level two. Are we good enough for the boss now?
Oh my god, is that another easy boss we can do we we we
Now saying jump down there's a boss come with me. Is it okay? Fine do it do it do it do it
It's the easy boss though. It's an easy boss. It's an easy boss. Look what three
Easy boss. It is free. You know this boss not gonna like let's go
This feels a bit cheap though. This feels like we're cheating. We do need all the right thing a little little boss here
Look, but we're gonna spawn now
Wait door
Who is Magnus?
Backstab him, backstab him, backstab him, backstab him, backstab him
Backstab him, backstab him, backstab him
You missed, you missed
He has a lot of HP
Dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge
Hit that
Backstab
I went to Con, backstab the right guy
Re-hit from me
I think
Knocked him
Got him, got him, got him
Nice casual again
Keep going, keep going, keep going
We fuck him up
Knocked him again
Knocked him again
I
Got him. Got him. Magnus. You're going down, bro. Hey, hey
Not an air ring
Don't die make sure you don't die go for a kill finish him on a finish
suck
We are the unloads
Sit down my first I do both this this is checkers. No chess
Magic shrouded cracking here. What does that do? Oh, oh, it's it's fall out concoction
It's far on concoction. It's useless useless but three thousand runes. Oh my god
Three wait you've had three thousand. Yes level level level level level level level level level level level level level level level one thousand
fuss
Literally I only got one you got three thousand because I did more damage buddy come on look in no no no
Sure no, no
Hey, two levels two levels we love to see that we love to see that
Why is it because you got the finishing blow? I don't know. I don't know.
Upgrade weapon and a smith. Wait, can we already? Yeah, yeah, talk to me.
Oh, I get it. I get it. You finishing blow, you get double the runes or what? Really?
All right, wait, can you upgrade your weapon?
No
Yes, I can but
So wait no, I can't what I need to
I have zero I have zero
What fuck all right all right um
The same we get send let's go to fight. Let's go fight the first boss. No joke. We can be no job castle what tunnel
Let's go
We can do this we can do this we got big upgrades because what did we get action?
What did we get?
We're level 3 now.
We got upgrades, right?
I'm level 3 and upgrades wise nothing.
No, no, no.
Upgrades wise, Kajal.
Our skill has upgraded.
Ahhhh.
Let me know when you're there.
Wait, you're there already?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
It's hosted for what?
Okay, you ready?
3, 2, 1.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did we rest at the grace site?
Yes, we did.
Yes, we did.
I did.
It's a TALISMAN EQUIPM!
It's a TALISMAN EQUIPM!
Stop counting down, it's a TALISMAN EQUIPM!
I don't know if it's equipment or not.
Check your equipment.
3, 2, 1, 3, 0! Go now!
Here we go!
We can only go one at a time.
Lock in, lock in, I'll wait for you.
Phase 1 is easy, just dodge.
Yeah, so easy, so easy.
BOOM! No I'm aggro!
I'm pulling aggro now.
I'm gonna be aggro one angle!
No!
No!
Oh my god, she's multi-hitting!
Don't send her!
Don't send her!
Don't send her!
Don't send!
Boom!
Maxing!
Don't throw an auto attack!
Risky play by me!
You're good, you're good, you're good!
Aggro's still on you!
Oh!
Definitely not on you!
It's on you, it's on you!
Locked in!
I'm healing, I'm healing, I'm healing!
She's cutting!
Got it?
Come on!
Nice jump, Mota!
Nice!
Keep her steady, keep her steady!
Big hit!
She's fucking me nasty!
Big hit she's fucking me nas no
Take it from me. Oh my god. No, I fucked it. Can I take away this? No, I can't heal use those
Maybe on me now maybe on me now on me on me
Why are you going in?
Because the blue things are going on you.
Jumping up to us.
How many attacks is she doing?
K, it's what you want me to want this.
You want me to want this.
Nice.
We are so back.
They are in the ring.
Okay, Phil, make sure you're not taking damage like that.
Yeah, I won't take damage like some laboratory.
TAK!
No, you need to roll that!
Roll!
Roll!
Nice!
Roll, roll, roll!
This guy made it today! You can't do that!
Attack!
9!
Roll!
Nice!
No, hold on!
Roll!
No, this guy made it today!
No, I'm going to roll.
Go in, go in!
GG!
You're not doing any damage, you're just fucking dodging!
Roll!
Jump attack!
Attack!
Attack!
Roll!
You're not rolling.
Roll!
Nice!
I'm rolling, I'm rolling!
Attack!
Roll!
Roll!
You're not rolling.
Are you taking the piss?
It's just, oh, I swear to God, I'm not fucking gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
All I can do when I'm dead is coach you, bro.
But you're listening.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm trying not to.
What are you doing?
What do you mean role?
What do you mean role?
You're in a one-second delay, bro.
No, no.
It's not Alexa plays fucking Elden Ring, is it?
No.
Yo, bro, I'm trying to help, bro.
All I can do when I'm dead is coach you, bro.
That's the only thing that I can do.
But you're not listening to the coach.
All right, all right, all right.
We have a chance right? That was close.
Close.
Yeah. Let's go.
Okay, go.
Wait, wait, don't go.
I fucked up. I went.
Kajal, this is the run. I know what you want to do. You want to fucking summon the guy.
We can do it without the guy. Come on.
No, I don't want to summon shit.
Okay.
Nice.
I'm going face by face.
Kajal, Kajal, careful, careful.
Mass attack.
Just go face, no joke, just go face.
Are you sure?
On your new face.
Say that, you say that.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Use it to real, use it to real.
Wait, you're full.
property found right click, nice.
property found right click, nice.
Ah.
On your new, new, new, new, new, new.
Healing, healing, healing, healing.
I'm gonna get, come on.
I'm gonna get, come on.
Come on! Oh, not again! In effect!
Yo, my weapon is ass!
No!
On me, on me, on me, on me, on me!
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in!
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in!
Right, right, right, right!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
You see that?
Oh!
Just slowly, slowly! I will touch it!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Okay, drown!
You're not listening!
No, got it, got it, got it!
I have you in control!
I'm backstabbing!
Nice, nice, nice!
Now I'm going!
Just hit, just hit, don't be a pussy, just hit!
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!
Just hit!
I'm doing so much damage.
Oh my god!
Nice!
Now, do the damage.
Second place in coming.
We always need a right click after this.
No big damage.
It's free.
No big damage.
Just attack.
Careful, careful, careful.
Do we go in?
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
We can explode.
What?
Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll!
Now!
Oh no, you can't hit me by that.
On you, on you!
I have no potions.
Lock in, Kevill.
We can win this.
I'm going in, I'm backstabbing her!
Still on you, I'm going still in!
Oh my god! Nice knock!
Watch out!
Insert right click! Hold right click!
Nice!
On you, on you, on you, on going in, on going in brother!
Nice!
Are you on me now?
No! On me, on me, on me, you need to go in!
No!
Going in, going in!
Nice! Nice knock!
Do the damage! Huge!
Insert right click! Hold right click!
Like a right, it's a right to take.
Oh my god.
Careful.
On me, on me.
Going in.
Aren't you probably careful?
Watch out.
Watch out.
You are why you're not looking.
No, no, no.
Out, out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I still remember this.
John, John.
Oh yes, it's come.
John, John.
Oh my god.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh, that's you.
It's you.
Roll.
Wait, now.
Good roll, now.
Roll.
No.
Roll, roll, roll.
roll roll roll nice no jump i got that i took damage now roll now and now
kajal that was so close that was so yo i remember the moons yo i love this game kajal the moons that
check check check you have to jump that kajal you have to jump there it's so much fun
Yo, we actually almost had that!
I'm chat, our mods doing the bastard tan thing, if they do I love your mods.
I can't check my obias.
Are they doing it Kajal?
I have no idea, I'm too locked in.
I'm too locked in.
Is it nice for you? Or should we not do it?
I'm too locked in.
Now I need to change out of my hoodie, I need to put a t-shirt on this way.
Yo, I'm sweating bullets.
Oh my god, whenever you need like a reduced like water, let me know bro like we do need
to take our break scene in there.
I'm not even joking.
Oh god.
Why is this game so much fun?
All right, boys, I feel like it's possible, bro.
I feel like it's like if we're locked in like that, that was actually well played
or why is it so much fun in co-op chat yo yo yo yo yo yo yo let's get it now
let's get it bro once we have better weapons gg
not gonna lie when I played the first boss solo it was harder than this three
twinkle I wouldn't say that low-keeper kind of luck right now like that was
this is clean attempt. Come on, lock in, lock in. On me.
On take free damage.
On me, on me, on me, on me.
I'm gonna walk up on the left sneak, let me sneak, sneak.
Okay, going in, going in.
Now! On you, on you, on you, on you, on you!
Okay, just hit, hit, hit, hit!
On you still, I'm going in.
Nice, get aggro, get aggro.
I'm gonna do kick down the aggro on me.
I'm gonna do kick down the aggro on me.
I'm gonna do kick down the aggro on me.
Rooker, Rooker, Rooker, Rooker!
Nice! Now!
I
Now she's gonna get smoked!
Thank you!
One more for knock, I think. I got it!
It's on you! Just keep running!
I got it! I got it!
Got it! Got it!
Good comps! Good comps!
That's it!
Insta-Ride!
I'm gonna go for an R-Slide!
Yeah, say it!
Ready?
Now!
So fucking big!
Come on!
On you! On you!
I'm going in!
Please not on me! Please not on me!
No!
Why did I do that?
Take it from me!
Gonna I grow?
And then me!
No! That's me!
I'm dead!
No!
I'm going in now it's on you going in
Oh no
And now oh my god. Yes. Yeah. Nice
On me coming in coming in
Going in oh my god, I'm in
Probably on you now careful going in
Got one by remote. I said thank that thank that effect. Oh my god
inside the truck
Nice nice nice back it up back it up. How many potions? No, no, and none. No
Going in help help
Yep
Going in no nice hit
On me thank you one HP don't stand on me why on me why me why me
What is that?
On you, on you, on you, on you!
Oh!
Waaaaah!
What the fuck is that?!
You come in this.
Dodge?
Yeah, casual.
Now and?
Now!
What are you doing?
No, no, no, I got no, I got no, I got no.
I got no!
I got no!
I got no!
I got no!
I got no!
I got no!
I got you.
Now I want to run.
Do you have any dodge? The second sword?
It's fucking spinning once.
Are you taking the piss?
Take the damage still!
Okay, take the damage still, okay?
Look how many backflips I'm doing on the damage.
But Kajal, do you understand?
When she slices around the whole universe, you have to roll.
You have to know my gameplay.
You have to know my play style.
I like that.
I need to get in there, you know what I'm saying?
But I'm gonna do damage. Okay, okay, okay, but but but but I'll do that next time she does
Next time she does suck. She next time she does blue wave into blue circle
Please listen to me on the roll command, okay?
Because you haven't touched it once you take a free potion hit on that like we win right now if we don't do that
Ready?
This is run. Don't forget to pick up your souls. I have aggro, okay?
I'm gonna pull him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Soul's first.
Where are my souls?
Don't think, don't think.
Alright, I'm picking up my souls.
Hello.
Don't think you're out of my souls.
Hello.
Got it.
I'm coming now.
On me.
Take damage from me now, ready?
Massive, baby.
Oh!
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
Yeah, girl.
No!
No!
Be damaged!
I'm doing.
Why are you dead?
What?
How many gifted if I do it right now?
I did it.
Why didn't you get that how many keep it one under here? Why didn't you why didn't you get back?
Check this out
Come on, we need to lock them up, please. I wasn't feeling that right. I wasn't feeling that right. No
No, no, no.
Moth, is music allowed to silent on game?
Listen, my chat is doing the math, okay?
My chat is doing the math, every time you stagger, you're doing 480, I'm doing 700.
So when she's staggered, let me stab her.
You know what I'm saying?
Kedr, go to your weapon right now and tell me what your critical says.
Like equipment and then your weapon.
Attack power.
Oh, it doesn't really matter because it's...
My critical, 100.
so it's the same but what's your AR what's your physical 101 plus what's your
what's what's physical 138 plus 30 oh okay okay okay yeah you you always
stagger okay let's go let me do the stabbing unless unless you're far away
then I got it okay that grown now get that grown up yeah I got it I got it I
got it I got it I got it I'm doing one more I'm greedy
You gotta go in, you gotta go in.
You gotta go in, that's a really bad opener.
No, it's a really good opener.
Maybe I can save it? No, terrible opener.
Big damage? Massive damage.
I'm doing another one, I'm reading.
Push that, push that, push that.
Oh my god.
Nine!
I'm doing massive R2.
You, you, you, you, you!
I'm a stepper!
R2, R2, R2.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
The edge zone of the edge zone.
I'm healing, I'm healing.
I got it, I got it.
Going for big damage here.
Yeah, yeah, go in, go in, go in.
On you, on you, on you, on you.
I'm going in.
Don't take damage.
Oh.
Big damage for me.
Keep going.
Don't take damage.
Touch that.
Take it.
Oh, you.
Let me do that.
Let me do that.
Oh, fuck off.
One, two, three.
Two, one.
Three into you.
you ready? 3, 3, 2, 1. Nice. She's almost done up again. I'm not joking. Careful now.
Kazal, roll into a roll. But if you got it, right? In! In! In! In! In! In! In! On you, I'm going in.
Watch that. Probably now. Oh! No! Step that! Step that!
Do it for a big R2 here. Big one. One more. How many points? How many points?
I don't know
Big damage
Went free
How
Nice no my god, I've no more points or we make this in sour too. I missed
Going in I need to back up here fuck she's on me now. I'm back
You're not dead, you're not dead, look in.
Just keep running, just keep running.
I'm going out to help, no, don't stand in the way.
Don't step.
I'm going at nine.
You're on one HP.
Now!
Now who I died to in the air wing!
Get it on the gate!
This is you!
Get it on the gate!
You do this you do this you've I've seen you do this
Okay, yo my weapon is ass my weapon is so ass I
I feel like I only give post damage. All right. Here we go. Okay. We were so fucking close
We're so fucking close like actually we're close actually yeah, I had one pot there knock on a lie. I want you out
Okay, bro. If we had one one more bunches. Yeah, I'm looking
Insta going again. It's a good idea on it. It's a good idea on it. Yeah, I'm liking the loading going and going and going and loading three
What should I say I went in another
Hurry up, please
Hurry up, please
Hurry up, please
Okay, wait, oh now I have an idea just push change the Beast Claws change the Beast Claws. I fucking discarded them remember ah
Yeah, yeah in thing yeah, since day one help
Big damage from me
On me now
I forgot to squeeze it!
Oh, careful now!
Now and now!
Cajun!
No, but never!
Oh, that way...
You're not gonna get killed. You're not gonna get killed, baby.
Alright, Cajun, Cajun. Why not listening to me on that?
But it's impossible to listen to you. It's impossible, it's impossible.
Just on that one attack, I got you.
Just on that one attack.
There is a lag.
Really?
I'm pressing jump.
No, I'm pressing roll when you say roll.
I'm rolling, man.
Like this?
OK.
Isn't this prerecorded?
Yo, Zidoo, are you dumb?
All right, here we go.
This is not prerecorded, bro.
two three two one go wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait okay go what okay here we go
kajal this is the one this is the one this is the one we'll not stand inside of each other
because that's aoe i'm going in i'm going in i'm going in i'm going in i'm going in nice
Oh my god mega damage from me nearly careful cage will play more defensive. We shouldn't be taking a lot of damage
You can't be wasting our thoughts on this
damage
We got to
Now what if we knock her off?
I don't know we can do that your house ever me
On you
That's a joke by the way. That's a joke. I know what the fuck
Yeah, but I knew you
going in
Got it. You you you you you you
Boss fight to damage. I should have come out of my bag. I'm dying
No, no, no, no, they do come back deal going in
Oh my god
86.
Am I doing a lot of damage?
Okay, now do damage.
Yep.
That bar here is moving.
That's very good.
Uh, so how am I dodging that?
Like, I just can't?
Okay, just kill me first.
Okay, new tactic.
Wait.
I figured something out.
Yeah, I also have an idea.
Okay, go first.
Someone just wrote in the chat,
carry her cage I think there's a have a shield how do you parry wait Chad is
this a parry this right here is this parry oh yeah you be the shield I'll be
the sword that makes sense we can parry her are you ready let's go yes wait does
that mean your main tank yeah I'll parry her
come here baby okay I'm GPS
I
Didn't want to be careful. Don't leave him. Well, let me get out of here. I have to try
All right, I have it I have it. Yo, yo, yo
Psych I can do this
Nice damage
Shit, is that a parry shield or no?
I swear I hit that
I can lock on the boss once I'm turning around
I need my right hand weapon so I can't play
I need my right hand weapon so I can't play
I got it, I got it
You need your what?
So how did parrying go?
We can't parry
Listen bro listen listen. Mmm. Is parrying a thing? I don't think it is bro. The thing is bro
We had it down to 20% why we shouldn't get up with a new strike
We should just lock in a little bit more. Okay, if you dodge the fucking circuit if you dodge the circle attack
We literally win right now. I'm not joking me me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Like then we win right now. Let's go. Let's go. Okay. I'll go some dodging new folks on doing damage, okay? Yeah
I mean any I thought you'd like what we did before trust like I do no damage with my sword
Damage on you careful
She's on you she's on you she's on you come again
Okay, so we have to again we have to aggro aggro rotate aggro rotate. You know I mean like you need to go in now. She's on me
Yo, let's try something, I just wanna, because, do you wanna switch weapons for one go?
Just try it out, just try it out, because I'm doing zero damage bro, I'm telling you bro.
How do we swap, how do we swap, how do we swap?
You just drop it, you just drop the gun.
Wait, let me try.
Okay, I'm gonna give you the bow.
VAS!
What?
What am I gonna do with the bow?
Shoot him, hello.
Okay, now that's fine, you can keep your weapon, you can keep your weapon,
No, let's swap. Let's swap. I swear mine doesn't no damage though. Like I just want you to see one time
How do I drop it? How do I drop it?
Definitely not discard. That's that's one thing. Um, you have to
You can't you can't I can't you can't how do you drop it with?
Nine it just says discard
I'm not ready for this.
Leave?
Inventory leave, yeah.
No.
Yeah, it is.
No.
It is.
No.
You're raving.
I'm not raving.
But how did you get to leave?
I can't even see that.
How do you get to leave?
I leave it.
Inventory.
Get it.
You see it?
Yeah, I see it.
You see it.
You see it.
Scam it.
Scam it.
Get it.
Yeah, we will switch back of course, but just like check this out. You know, so how did you do it? I am leave
But why are you taking my weapon? I'll show you I'll show you leave
There you go
That's it. We can train war of horc's talon
So you also don't have the stats. Oh my god 16 strength. You don't have 16 strength, right?
Check this out. Check this out
I'm telling you bro, I'm telling you because bro, we just need a second good weapon casual then it's GG
Like if you ever get like if I have a good weapon, bro
Then GG like if we both have oh no, I need help I need help
Show that bowl, okay, let's go check. Oh my god that damage
On me on me, right? Oh, we can go in
It's gonna be on me now
Fuck big one. No
Wow
Yeah, I'm not focused right now
3 damage, down you and now, nah nah nah, still on me, going in going in.
Nice!
Alright, I'm telling you, we got this.
Oh no, I'm doing 26 damage, that's what I'm saying bro, it's so fucking ass, right?
We need to find a second good weapon, then she...
Oh my fucking god!
Wait, I'm doing massive damage right now on Earth!
Really?
Oh my god.
Keep him still!
Okay.
I'm 1 HP.
Now and now. Massive arrow.
VASC!
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm one. I'm one. I'm one. I'm one.
He's on you? She's on you? She's on me? She's on you?
Any help?
Why are you...
You got it!
I'm gonna drop you your fucking golden weapon again, but I need another weapon bro. I'm not joking my shit is doing zero damage
You saw it now, right? I hope you saw it
Take the bow
Take the bow?
150 damage per auto by the way guys didn't the first seller sell a good weapon question mark
150 damage per auto. Kajal I'm gonna fucking drop it now. I think you are selling a weapon Kajal
I think the run may be safe right now.
I'm going to leave or discard?
I forgot.
Leave, leave, leave.
Don't discard my fucking lame war.
There you go, there you go.
Drop me your bummer's weapon, please.
My bummer's weapon.
And I'll go to the fucking guy.
Chad, which cell I had it?
The guy at the church, right?
If only I kept those beast claws, bro.
Pull him out.
Can I have my sword?
Yeah, but the son I need I need this
Offense
Muchas gracias. All right, wait, let me check the fucking cellar real quick. It was at the church
Like he had a fucking weapon right?
Great club at the round table
Hope it's not fucking pricey though. Come on, please
Give me give me a deal my girl. Give me a deal. Give me a deal
dragon great claw I'm that's gonna still check even though I can't use it it's
still gonna do way more than my current one right yeah put it on put it on yeah
I don't have a thousand bucks
was there something in the round table
my shit is not doing anything but we can try the bow but K-drager wait I can
I can drop you, I can drop you, wait, how many runes do you have right now?
Zero.
Zero.
Zero.
Zero.
Wait, why can't you sell the bow, sell the bow, sell the bow.
Okay.
Krakons.
Did they have a...
3.8k?
Unlock the sale of the bow, is it that much?
No, I wish. No, no, no, no, on the other weapon.
Alright, so it has to be the other one.
You need 20 strengths to use the weapon. Yes, but Kajal, you...
How many strengths do you have right now? You don't have 16 strengths, right?
No, but I'm too handing it, so it's fine.
So this is gonna do zero damage.
I need two levels for two more strength.
Let me get the metal over here, just like for one second.
I mean we can win no we could go and level a bit is there and there's more
bosses around here we could get like yeah we could get like one quick level
like that will do magic now where's a where's a free boss we can just roam
around oh man I just got to me come to me I'm coming I'm coming
fuck this boulder balls are ass hi let's let's walk seven let's find a decent
weapon bro no oh like just let it just kill some things yeah yeah this shit
all gives xp
100 runs for free, just like that, yeah
oh no those fucking spider things
I'm winning buddy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh nice. 240 runes, that's massive.
That's low enough.
There are eight items at graveyard.
Wait! I just realized something, Gagel.
Oh, I guess the Chalder did.
I know exactly what you're thinking.
Graveyard.
There's like ten items at one spot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
where the fuck is the graveyard bro wait we can see it on the map
you go from the storm hill slack and you go right I know market market come
to us come to the storm still a hill slack trust me storm hill slack coming
yep
are you here you see me yeah on the horse wait you have 17 deaths holy shit I
don't yes you do how many years somewhere I remember how many do you
have you have 86 what no I'm trolling bro you're slacking wait I don't mind
item I get it oh puppy weapon weapon weapon no just this geez geez a wheel
what's that weapon a weapon I don't know if it's usable though oh my this is
like fucking Christmas geez a wheel I'm a clean that's what I'm saying that's
I'm still here.
Shield?
Gold Room.
Preserving berries.
16.
Smoldering butterflies.
Oh my god. Gold here. Watch out. Gold.
Gold and rune on the gold.
Malformed dragon greaves.
Horned warriors great source here.
source here now look look look look look look look look here this one here this
one here this one here please be usable please be usable okay don't wait
nine nine okay they're both is it good is it good yeah but the high level it's
kind of better than the curley more the high level deluxe okay I'm off a
wait golden rune seven that's pretty advanced no two-handed chap I don't
have the faith I'll select the faith no
I'm gonna use that weapon that's me my main weapon that weapon both the
claymore
all right okay let's go let's go to next great way do you want to kill this
boss real quick? Oh wait. Maybe not. But it's my fist not working or what? Your fist?
Why you fucking naked? Faster. Makes me faster. Got it. Got it. Two handed now. Baby that's
How much how much how much how much how much thirty nine that's strong yo there's a boss here somewhere you want to do it
Yeah, I mean that's everywhere bosses. I think let's go to a grace because um
We can low key level. Oh, go and see that tree. What go in seed
Weapon please weapon weapon weapon weapon
Wait
Oh
Tree tree tree tree tree tree
Wait, what's over here? Trust me.
Wait, we used this one already.
I fucking love this game, Cajal.
I'm not joking, like, I'm enjoying this so much.
Here.
Here.
Where? Where? I don't see anything.
Here.
Look, Cajal, let's use the rune and fucking level the fuck up.
Boom.
There's an atom over there.
Golden Room 1.
Back off guys, back off.
There's gonna be loot here somewhere.
Nice.
Golden Room 3.
Call out when you find something. Okay, are you behind me?
Yep. Nice.
All right, let's go level, let's go level. I think Golden Room 7 is insane. I could be wrong.
No, I think you're right.
Let's find a grace, like a new one, and then boom.
Oh, Colosseum, but we don't have a...
Oh, Storm Helivergul.
Wait, wait, wait, there's a chest in there, I think.
Kill this guy.
I
Check
That shit on doggy. All right, here we go
three
Lane drake talisman wait, that's actually kind of nice though. No, I mean it gets fire that much
Against fire against fire. Yeah, but she does fire damage. That's good. Wait. She is you're right
Just so right. It's so good for her. Yo, let's teleport. Wait, do you want to do the
Avocado? How do we get that? How do we get this? How do we get this? How do we get this? Come, come, come, come.
Three. Are you ready? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's do the boss. This one, these ones are
Where are you at?
Here I think I'm at the oil. 3, 2, 1.
3, 2, 1.
Double sip timer. Clutch.
Locking.
Are you sure this is easy?
Yeah.
Over here.
What?
Careful don't get mad.
Oh my god.
Just keep staggering, just keep summing, just keep summing.
He doesn't have a damage, so am I gonna lie?
Going for the one kill.
Your weapon is fucking nasty.
Vi, give me your spear!
Give me your juice please!
Vi, please! Give me your weapon, give me your weapon!
Casual loot in 3 to 1.
Boys in Greece.
Is that bad?
Yo, I don't think it should be worse.
I don't think it could be worse. I don't think it could be worse. I am not joking. We asked for the juice though
But look at your wounds 2800. Oh my god. Gagel, let's go gate front. Why am I loading screen so long?
Fuck is this? Let me go gate front. Wait gate front. No. Yeah
Yeah, just quick level up, you know, I
Think if we go fight now we can win. How are you going to?
Where are you going where I'm on loading screen loading screen no way
Yeah, how many roses give please be massive than level 7 please be massive almost there though
Where's you out to the gate front?
Yeah, just for quick another loading screen. No
How many does this give 2.5 K?
We can have a level
what to upgrade though what weapons to be casual what weapons do you are we have
the same ones
hunt I'm going to use the rooms now yeah
19 strength and 13 faith I look you can almost
on the man
so I can to hand the chat know three levels in faith GG correct
Kajal, we're gonna beat the boss right now. I'm not joking.
Yeah.
How much strength do I need to two-hand chat?
13 for two-hand, I have 16.
So three levels in faith.
No!
I need two more levels.
No, just two handed.
No, any faith.
We'll have more runes, wait.
I made it to go farming for a second.
Aha, nice, 200 runes.
Huh!
Come to Poppy.
KJ will only need one level.
I only need 1.3k runes.
Let's slice some fucking mofuckas right now and then boom and then we beat the fucking boss right now
Then we're gigabro let's kill the lobster over there. He probably gives Tyler runes, right?
Yeah, the lobster. Yeah, oh, I see him
Well, I'm gonna kill the ads
Thank you
bully him, bully him
what the fuck is wrong?
madness, madness, madness, madness
feel me!
plus 300
what the fuck are you doing?
wait, there's a cold light in here by the way
you're trolling
gravel stone
it's a purple casual
I think Ravelstone can do hella damage, I'm not joking.
I found a ball.
Alright, come on, just some quick mobs.
We just need some mobs.
Got it.
Bro, once I have it.
Oh, Jeff!
Come on, come on, come on!
I'm coming, I'm coming.
wait we can't kill what friend are sit down give me your talisman now
How many more rooms you need 700
Golden ship
how much? plus one! 66, just slice everything you... okay maybe not the sheep
huh
plus six
huh
help
plus thirty four
chat how much did i need 2.5k?
are we going to farm the enemies in front of the boss castle?
do we TPP or not?
Let's check if there's maybe items here and just slice and dice everything
But Kage they're not lagging to a point where it impacts your PvP skills and PvE. What is this?
Laging I'm not lagging. Okay good. Kage will come here. It's hitting Ruth. Hit him door. Door
Oh
Yo, what's good? Oh
Wait, we wanted my god. I mean wait hidden room
Do we play it or what? I mean there's a boss a boss means an item. I need cage
I only 400 runes. Let's kill some fucking NPCs and then I go level and then we take over this cave real quick
Yeah
You're getting flanked watch out covering your back.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Poison.
Oh my god.
Mushrooms.
I think this place is deep.
I don't know if I want to go that deep.
Why are you so loud outside?
Wait.
Talk.
Loud?
What the fuck?
You keep talking?
Am I loud or what?
Yeah I don't know why.
Something changed.
Did you change something?
Yeah, there's fire, here, there's fire, here, there's fire!
You're so loud, what happened?
Huh?
No.
Yes.
What did I do?
Well, my and your are on discord.
Fire!
Now it's good, now it's good.
W mods.
Keep killing shit, keep killing shit.
Fire!
Keep killing shit.
Watching the fire, and in.
Come, Sally.
Wait.
I'm in Contelli
Wait
Almost forgot. I don't need a hundred more. Go go go go go run run now the fire's off
You have to go faster now go now go now
This way this way
Now what do you mean this way this way you live
Just kill some people, your Zasha what's good bro?
How do you live?
Ah ah ah, movement movement
Wait, I don't think it's kind of strong
What?
I found a weapon
is that better than 9? nice, nice, nice, nice, nice
shot shot, shot shot, it's the worst weapon
oh
ah!
yeah, it's pretty bad
ah, i can't back and level
ah, i have to go back
You can go all the way and explore
Yeah, but let me quickly level then I can use a good weapon, you know, just open the door open the door for me
Yeah, Mr. Beast was good
Open the door wait. I have to level one second
Go double starts
Is that a play?
Let's go boss or or just go boss. Yes. Yes. Yes. Just good level chat
Do I get the faith weapon or no, I don't want to waste points in faith like
Maybe I just double hand them
I am going boss boss boss yeah just wait a second please reach your roots I can't
I'm next out on day is a good weapon though no I'll get it I'll get it I'll get it
that weapon is aura now we should be able to use it casual it's easy now
Boom. If I double hand it we have enough strength which means...
Boom. Can I use?
Boom!
Hohohoho!
Boom!
Cable GG. I'm coming. Oh my god.
GG?
Yes, yes, we can beat anything now. I am not joking.
Okay.
Where are you?
I'm at the boss, waiting for you.
Locked by some contraption. We have to open the door. You're not at the boss, bro.
What the fuck are you I'm at the boss
Millie Kalei McElane are all the fuck oh I thought we do the cave boss
you want to do the boss boss yeah we do the boss boss the cave boss is useless
horse
okay I'm done I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming in sir
It's time.
You coming?
Yes, yes, yes.
I can't teleport in the cave.
I have to get out.
Is it useless?
Should we go back and do that boss or not?
Don't you have to go through the entire catacombs?
Kind of, yeah.
I mean, the thing is we can beat it now.
All right, let's go.
Um, coming.
One more.
Here we go.
Yo, why does your height keep changing, Kade?
All right, let's go
Here we go why does you do unlike the heroes
I'm sorry it keeps going low and very high. I'm just going it's because I keep leaning forwards. Is it
Lean forward and speak
hello maybe yeah I'll just put you lower and you can lean whatever you want
all right all right this were buggo could be could be could be two unlikely
heroes in the depths against Micolania this is it wait a second I'm heavy
loaded after all ready to traverse the mist camera
KJ let's get it bro this check this out by the way check this out three two one
G G you saw that how my L2 my L2 weapon it's my it's it's but we're hacking or
is that fair is that against the rules or no me that's a folder that's a lot
okay put it up put it up you go fight I will spectate
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nee, you need to help me.
Alright, here we go.
Bro, if we now R2...
Oh, 3?
3?
Wait, no, I'm just going to put you louder.
Wait, one second.
I got more strength as well.
I got big damage.
I got big fucking damage.
Are you ready for this?
I know you do.
Alright, here we go.
3?
3?
2?
3?
3?
2?
1?
1?
2?
GO!
NOW!
Here we go.
Lock him, baby.
Make sure you double hand.
LGG!
Come on.
Good opener.
Good, it's good.
Just get some distance.
Get some distance.
I'm opening front.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
Thank you.
Boom.
The last damage.
Under it.
Watch that.
Big damage to me here.
On me, I mean.
200 damage.
Yeah, you tank.
You tank.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You go tank.
You go tank.
Come on, come on.
She's almost done.
She's almost done.
I'm going to use mal 2 now
I don't know what I got 100
going in
I'm doing big out 2
okay what am I doing
oh my god
lock in lock in Cajal
going in
Going up the block to load it.
Dodge?
Good job, though.
Man, she needs to switch the aggression one for a knock here.
Careful, careful.
I feel, I feel healing up.
Knot!
Nice knock.
How much damage though? How much damage is yours then?
426.
Not as much as mine, just so you know.
Okay.
Going in one last time.
Knocked in.
Now!
Now!
Nice casual!
Oh my god!
Let me, let me, let me, let me!
Let me why are you not?
It didn't work. I swear to God. You're good. You're good. You're good. We got this
We can son again before I can face moonbucket. Check this out. We're gonna stop my face, too
You know
Okay, still face to do it. I'm doing it. Fuck it
He put my things. It's fine. It's fine. They got to our to now get out get out
I'm going
Oh ho ho! No! I gotcha!
Yeah!
I may be dead.
You need to pull aggro.
You need to pull aggro.
Do you have heals?
No.
Please pull aggro!
Taking aggro.
Taking aggro.
Please take aggro.
I'm aggro, I'm aggro, I'm aggro.
I have no heals left.
Ah!
Mini going in as well.
Going in front!
Go aggro, go aggro!
No range, no range, no range!
I am big hill I'm trying. I'm no help. Oh my god. I said on me, but do the thing
They got to run them out you need that one now. No, I pressed our one. No
This image no, please
I couldn't
Why why why couldn't you?
No, but that doesn't the naked brother the diff in the speed is crazy
though are you sure go naked now trust me the speed diff is absolutely worth it
they just said we did exactly the same damage as all best try but that's I mean
it's fine it's fine because we learned a lot from that run but it's our first
try on our best right now yeah oh my god I mean you look like this so do you
want to go straight in again oh no I'm look it's easy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the run, this is the run, so.
Just, just when you stagger her, let me do the stabbing.
Yeah, but it doesn't do that much difference? Like it's worse?
Yeah, if you miss it.
I have a hundred on, on grumble.
Oh, okay.
I'm going in.
Agro on you.
Uh, uh.
Oh, the edge!
I need to heal.
You need to heal. I'm gonna take agro now.
Careful, you have still agro.
Going in.
You have still agro.
Why?
I'm up here.
I got agro.
Take damage from me.
fucking ass
Going in no
I got an aggro swap
Bad aggro swap
I'm going in, I'm going in, I have aggro
I like to turn off, I can't see
Ah!
I'm trolling L2
No mild tools
Fucking ass, isn't it
Yo, check that it's Sonser!
That is not Sonser!
You're not the Sonser!
Well, well, well.
Look who it is.
Who needs to clutch the fight?
Oh, you're Samina.
No, that's a bad timing.
Just shock that I'm not gonna learn.
What?
I need to see my...
You're not allowed to tell, I'm sorry bro.
Nice, close, close.
Alright, we got this one.
Can we do, can we do, can we change things from best attempts to owner and cable best attempts?
Like, I think owner's bar is two thirds of the way higher I think.
Huh?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, chill bro, chill.
With this weapon, I'm actually doing... Bro, chill, chill.
Cajal, Cajal. I was trying out something, because my chat was trolling me.
They sent them out to a scope. My alt was ass.
Zero times two is zero.
You're... There's... Those...
Span out to your Zubau.
Tell me the numbers.
Oh...
But Cheli doesn't stun her. She just attacks me.
Right?
She was not stunned.
Wait, where the fuck is the... aha!
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Let's go.
Three.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, time is money.
Cajun, we got this.
I swear this is the run.
Cajun, is this run yes or no?
Belief.
I'm here.
I have aggro.
You have aggro.
I'm going in.
I have aggro.
Shatter.
I have aggro.
This is run by the way.
I can feel it.
Yeah.
I have aggro.
This is run by the way, I can feel it. Yeah
Big damage from me on your ground
You have aggro, I have aggro, I'm going
Double hit
She's one of stun, she's stabbing me
Stabbing
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice
I'm gonna head to spam, I'm gonna head to spam, let's see if the check is right
Complete fucking ass
I have aggro, I need to go in
I'm going in, I'm bleeding, I'm here
You need to go in though
Why are you not going in? I need help, I...
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, I'm going in, I'm going in now.
Now I have aggro.
Oh fuck.
You need to go in?
Nice, I'm going in.
Nice!
Do it!
Misclicked.
What?
We got schedule.
Oh.
What?
Nice.
Nice.
We got schedule.
Oh.
What?
Nice.
I got that girl.
How do I have that girl?
I knew I'm going in.
Look!
You got it.
Please, please.
Nice.
Look you got it. Please please nice
Immediately
You have a ground going in
I've played a bit risky there. Oh, I'm going to be risky there. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna heal on a hill. I can't
Please please
Stop there
You got this? You got this, Karel.
Check, did you use my L2 or no? Yeah, you are me. I need to know. I think no. I just
That's our 2. Because we have to put her into a stagger again.
Humaneness.
Nice try, nice try.
Paisel? We have it.
Look at her HP right now. Look at her HP.
That was good.
I fucked up.
That was good.
I fucked up.
I'll not fuck up this time.
I swear if we just aggression rotate GG like we stagger her so much
Come on. Yeah, but you have to be careful if I have aggro and you go for an auto
Yeah, you're gonna get counter aggro. There's nothing I can do. Yeah
One thing we have to be careful about we always have to position ourselves like let's not attack from the same sites, you know, let me
Should 20 deaths. Sorry. Should you always go through the fog wall on me? I don't know about your loading screen
I don't know how it works
So so so there's no loading screen here. You can go first. All right, let's go
Getting a grof you yeah going trying to
Nice now go back. I'll go back. Yeah, and now I go forward
Breeding massive big damage. I have to take it. Well, I got it. Nice. And then you got it. You got it. I got it
I'm going in, I was at a miss.
Silo me, Silo me, please.
Big noise, Kate.
She's gonna swing on you.
Now she's gonna swing on you, I've got an R2.
She's one of them, she's one of them, I'm not joking.
Nothing in the back, she's back, stop her.
R2, massive.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, careful, everyone, oh, oh my god.
I'm going in, I got her.
on you I got it fuck me on you on you you can chill I'm going in oh my god I
have to do it you're too far away you're too far away you're too far away just
no I'm gonna have to kite the spells WW come on I'm so bad don't proc her yet
coming in coming in
I want to go to the left.
Do it.
Knock off thatch.
One attack.
Now we need to chill.
I'll meet him.
Run, run, run.
Careful.
Now dodge.
Now.
And now.
Big R2.
Beautiful.
I'm going in.
You need to go in now.
Wait.
Yeah, yeah, on me.
I'm going in now.
I'm going in now.
I'm going in now.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, careful.
Still on you.
Oh!
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Oh my god, we got him.
Me, me, me.
Out two, out two.
And now careful.
We need more.
Oh, one back, send that way to my bush.
Fuck me.
Go for a 3 you want here.
On me?
No.
We got this.
No it's it.
Heal up, heal up, heal up.
I don't have.
Let's lock in.
We got this.
Let's lock in, we got this!
Oh no, I'm down. It's you.
I'll clean this up.
It will be legendary things.
This man will push.
The boys will lift.
Ah! Oh my god!
How did we get our best try? They finally got our best try now.
Was that not our best try? I don't think it was.
Ah, we got this, come on. What did it say? This power of grace was
spelled from the arena, or something? Ah, here we go. Your weapon is...
Ah, bro, it's a randomized... I'll open your mouth and out through your nose, okay? Do it.
now big lock in hydrate hydrate hydrate I want you to be yeah don't have any I
want one with your weapon ready and the controller let's go three two one
let's go this one this one this one this one we just need to fully lock in one
run and we have it come on no second halfs no second halfs perfect
dodges every time on me on your new you I'm going in you can keep dodging
just run don't waste your health probably on me now not wasting yeah
all right go in big damage from me here I said I'm going in she's on you got it
she's on me now go in waiting for the old attacks waiting for the old
I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in.
No, oh, big damage.
Oh, do it, do it, do it.
Sorts on me.
How?
R2, R2, R2.
Probably on me now, yeah?
Nine.
On me, still.
Waiting, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Dodge.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
On you, I'm going in.
Got it, on me now.
And then I'm counter-going in.
They sit on you.
I'm going in.
Fuck me! Careful, sit on you! Careful, careful!
Oh my god.
Dodging.
Careful, I'm doing big outs with this way.
Fuck, let me know.
It's a good try.
Take damage!
I'm going in.
I'm going in again.
Do it!
Going for it.
Prepare yourself!
For the R2!
Well, if you time go to...
On me!
On your health.
I'm feeling a bit remit going in. Oh my god, that's perfect. Going in.
I have to do it. I'm sorry. I didn't want to waste it.
Oh good. Oh good. Our two and then my heels.
Oh no. Squeeze in an auto. On you, on you. Squeeze in an auto. Fuck it.
Oh, do it!
Knock!
Nice jumping!
R2, R2.
Careful now, careful now, out, out, out, out, on you I'm going in.
Probably on me now.
You have to go in.
No, no, no.
That is on me.
Back step!
Nice dodging.
Separate, separate.
Careful.
Going in as well. On me.
Healing.
One backstab on you, I'm going in.
I missed. Nice.
I'm doing day one. I think perfect.
Do it! Do it!
Fuck, two sputum! Fuck, two sputum!
Bye bye! Bye bye!
Oh my god, Gagell!
That felt so good!
Wait a minute.
That was clutch.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Look at all this.
RpWalk, RpWalk the Great.
Yo, we played that so well.
K. Drill, we'll put fucking...
RpWalk the Great.
RpWalk the Great.
Look at the known quarter.
Holy...
The first one down.
Oh my god, bro.
I love this game.
The first one down.
hey drill from f***ing minecraft to downray
yeah bro we've unlocked a listic
perfect for damage
yo yo yo we have high level scroll
is it vigor max time a little bit so we survive more
yep i put five points in strength
i put f*** strength
yep why not vigor max
because i don't get hit buddy
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Come Rp walk up the top
Yeah one second wait I will wait
Check strength or vigor?
Bro we're not vigor maxing, hello
Both? Okay both
I'll do both casual
Two into vigor, two into strength
Boom
All right, wait, let me put on my clothes again
Wait wait wait wait wait
Okay, camera backwards camera backwards now aura walk ready three two one go
Oh my god storm veil castle
literal chills
It's not gonna be easy casual but then again this first boss we had we had one of the hardest
bosses in the first fucking room casual like call me nuts it whatever the chat says bro
a DLC boss one that always keeps attacking in the first door we could have had a free
boss that was not a free boss we adapted the free boss we also didn't get fucking
88 cheap row we fucking took our seconds to fucking quickly get some levels to unlock
about our weapon boom we're doing this shit bro we're fucking doing this shit
let's go I want that item right dear how we get it we can tell him to open the
gates oh it's our homie it's the homie that's the fuck
I'll let you breathe this guy's a scammer by the way I think he steals your
shit main gate no I'll use the main gate I think main gate fuck it or we
just rushed the main gate yep he's gonna open the shit in a second K-roll
wait is he? he gains footh
stone sword key big that's actually good do we kill him he does drop something
Kajal, you're jai-prep.
Where is the wheel?
What is that?
Wait, Kajal, we can open this somewhere.
Is it here?
Wait, drop, drop.
What is it?
Do-chat.
It's useless.
Don't follow me, it's useless.
Kajal, if we kill him we make it a...
Oh!
He's opening.
Kager, there is a lot of mobs though I think, so there could be, I hope they don't have
the machine gun.
The machine gun is so fucking cancerous.
Old and warrantalist man.
Legendary.
Rune arc.
Vortex off!
It's a spell.
Tooth whip!
That's ass.
All right, Ola, stand there and try something.
Stay still, stay still.
What did you just do?
I'm ready.
What?
what where did you get that my listen my listen where did you get that my
linton look this look me yes do the jump puzzle on the right do the jump puzzle on the right up here
go get his foot no that's left but don't talkie there go get it oh my god
Lee fucking said dames footwork ah oh my god i almost fell off yo are you going listen
yes for now I will go back to my claymore later I like that we should
kill this guy casual come I think he's gonna fight back kill the rat yeah
hold up oh yeah so much alright now
It's Darnished
Pro is getting fucking whooped
Wait, K. Drill
Can I have your claymore if you use this just for like until you want it back?
Yeah
Thank you
But your weapon seems kind of broken or no, it's ass
I think it's a golden belt. You have another shop Bell Berry. That's massive random shop
Please wait. I'm gonna drop the claymore on the ground. Yeah, thank you, bro
Right claymore power now
Oh my god
See connect with it. Yes, I can
Yo
Thank you Pedro. I'm using orange warriors great swords. Yeah, it's ass
keep it go did you have the spec for it as well yeah listen by the way you go
you got to give that back later game you know yeah yeah of course I just told
you hundred percent it's yours wait why are these guys not random I'll wait they
are just all the same months I guess we're lucky that it's not a tough mob
randomized out catapult
Okay, please be careful, right next
Minutes a leak. I
Don't know where we have to go
Oh, no up here up here. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. I'm dying
Rivers of blood. Oh god
Oh my
Rivers of blood
The number that you let you let you do you pick up the leggy? Oh my
Polly, I don't know what that is, but it's a fucking weapon
I found the boss here
It's a no grace on the right no on the right on the right on the right great stress. Yeah. Yeah
It's about to say
There was a gold mine in between me and the guy in front of you.
No, no, no, I picked it up. It's a weapon, but it's an ass weapon, casual. You don't have to go back. I'm not joking.
It's ass.
It's a rising ass weapon.
Yes, super ass.
Like, it's this one. Look.
Juporia.
Wait, that's kinda lit.
Rivers of blood needs 20 arcane.
Fuck.
Rivers of blood, you sexy beast.
Oh my!
This sound roll.
Ok, I'll get it eventually.
It's like a ruby.
Kedr before next boss came into a quick toilet break bro.
To edge the chat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chat is this two hand?
You parry us better? No short.
24 faith.
Bro, I love rivers of blood.
Regions we quick okay quick little
Don't pull aggro me, please oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, you should get some water
So we have no water blood
All right true. I have no water. Yes. I'll be a beer. I'll be a beer. Let's go, bro
Let's go. Just go. Oh, you're having fun too. I'm having too much fun right now. This is like a
Kid at a fucking toy store like I'm just super. I'll be a beer be beer be
I'm back.
My music started playing, what the fuck?
Someone says go euphoria, what is that?
Where is euphoria?
The one I missed?
The gold I missed?
Where's the gold?
Is it past the pot chest?
Oh my god gold gold gold you for you fuck is this what is this I've never seen that
guy. What the fuck?
Other arm wraps. It's the S tier weapon.
What do you mean S tier? I need 24 faith bro.
I'm a zero faith Andy. 24 faith?
This chat's so stupid. They all spam get euphoria and then I get it
and it has 24 fate and they all spam L.O.
Like, bro, you're so stupid.
Oh.
Oh.
If Ona dies, I'm not responsible.
Level up and use the weapon, bro.
I'm not a faked fucking freak, why do I need a weapon?
Ona pixel has died, what?
Oh she bald wait smithing stone one is that enough oh no I don't have to claim more anymore
do I? Fuck. Where's the map at by the way? Where's the map?
Oh, is it this thing here?
Is this Lee Sin build good or not? Or am I gonna do zero damage?
What's the OP damage spec? The button.
Hola.
Are you ready, big C?
Yo.
Hola, Hola.
Oh, wait, why?
Can we restart the Discord call?
Yeah, why am I not saying in front of the fucking room anymore? I'm resetting. I'm resetting. Uh, why mods?
Because you're you're delayed I think wait say something yo yo yo yo
That's that's that's yeah, he got delayed. Okay. Got delayed recently
Okay, can you see me?
Maybe reset virtual cam Pedro. I'm restarting virtual cam. Stop start
Okay
Nice fixed. Oh, you got the the midnight vibes going. I like that nice and cozy yet
My life turned off and I don't know how to turn back on us
Wait, they're sending me a clip. Give me one second Pedro. Give me one second. What is this if only guys?
I'm not responsible. Okay, but what what are you watching to level up and use the weapon bro?
I'm not a fake fucking fridge
Okay, so let's die. Hey, what what water?
Yo, bro. Yo, who why is it pixel? I thought shock bro. You know what you did, bro?
No, I
Ah, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. But you're in the chat who check you snitched and fuck
Bro, whatever you'd like make fun of my deaths. Just remember you make fun of my death minus one
Okay, like I don't have this many deaths right at least just a little bit
Okay, so
Clay more time is the ash of war good. I'll get a real quick
Wait, my wounds
Yo please not millennia bro, I hope you realize casual like behind the store it could mean
us having to fucking farm some levels we're not strong enough we can't do anything like
a run down or it could be just boom we continue.
I'm ready though, I'm ready though, just know that I'm ready though.
Yeah I check for loot real quick and then I come if something good I tell you.
There's a problem here slumbering out.
battle so fuck me and the
coming oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
you ready are you ready wait wait what though wait what though I'm coming
bro you bring the family look just reset reset reset okay are you having fun
I swear this game is fucking voted yeah of course this game is fucking insane
guess you that makes me happy all right let's go bro wait wait wait wait wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, chill, chill, chill.
Here we go. Here we go.
Lee Sanbro.
No, wait, we have to go same time.
3, 2, 1, go.
Don't spoil, don't spoil, don't spoil, not in yet, not in yet.
Did I see the boss?
Is it? Wait.
Was it the...
No, no, we didn't see it yet. We didn't see it yet.
32 born heir.
Can you lend me thy strength, oh Kindred?
Kindred?
Deliver me unto crater heights.
Can you lend me thy strength, oh Kindred?
Is there a chance we do the whole run in this place for Melania?
I don't know.
Come on, something easy.
I wouldn't mind just fast-frying it right now.
But this one's a bit tankier, by the way.
I command the needle.
Something easy please.
The lord of all that is cold.
But now that took us like two hours. Something easy Kajel, please. Something easy.
Oh my god, it's fucking Mitra.
Which fuck me the ass. This one was the one which I spent the most time on. I'm not joking.
I hate midra, I hate it, I hate midra.
Damage check, damage check!
Okay, jeez.
I hate this bomb so much.
What, what, what, what are you havin'?
Why can't you keep arguing you?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I did so much damage, she's on me on you.
Oh my god!
Wait, casual.
No, why, what are you doing?
You're deciding now!
Are you trolling me?
Yeah, but you have to, you have to claim more!
Wait a second. Wait, we're golden. Oh no. Wait, does he have a second f- Alright, let's
Celebrate early
No, I keep staggering
Big R2 chaser
Nice I do it
It got cancelled face fight
I don't know
What the fuck did he just do to you I
Hate me try old bar
I would rather pay my name here not my life the maddest drives me crazy. Huh? No
No, no, no, I'll cook him
You're okay remember the problem bro, this was the boss
I think you know this I actually think we can do it the damage was not bad
Yeah on face one where he's like just selling there like a bot bro face
Do you fucking one tip you bro? No, no, you just have to dodge a bit better. It's okay
What's my L2
Wait
My K-tron the L2 is go do you want by the way should we go back to it?
Like do you want this weapon back? I can use my other one. No, I'm doing big damage with my fists
I'll try fists a few more times and then we go. I know how to play the fist build now
I know how to play it
Alright, come on, we got this. Second try, let's go.
Go, in the battle.
Oh god, I swear we're not getting lucky though.
Like bro, this is another massive boss now.
Mitra and Mykala.
What the fuck?
Melania.
Renella, I don't know.
Let's fuck up.
I need you to get out of here.
What the fuck is that splash?
Bro, what is this spell?
You have aggro?
I have aggro.
i'm about to go crazy
i'm dead
just play it play it
are you sure?
i'm dead
you want me to play this out?
yeah yeah yeah you can win that
i need to get better at the game so play it out
oh
i'm the green blood
we go again we go again
No, I'm not playing it out. Fuck me, yeah.
Mr. Needle, thank you.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
Hey, wait!
Kato!
The fire, Tilesman!
Is that fire? What is...
I have it on.
No, it's like, it's maybe.
But I have it on already.
I have it on already.
Okay, okay, I...
Isn't there an item you need for this boss, by the way?
No.
That prevents, like, madness stack?
Yeah, okay, okay.
This is a randomize around.
What do you want to do, bro?
You want to search all the map?
Maybe it's in the fucking DLC at the end?
Let's fucking get the madness item and then we can continue
Bro, this is not fucking Chris. Oh
One item. All right, here we go go
Okay, did you look in we we had our first I was much better than the second looking. Let's make this our best try. Oh, oh
Maybe reset
Please go in please go in wait, he's on you
How did you die nah, I swear to god these weapons are trash
We go back to normal setup casual we can literally stun stun him 24-7 the one thing that he doesn't have
Is poise I let him fuck me and then we go back to normal weapons. Yeah, we just poison. Yeah
you're going down next run buddy wait wait wait wait wait wait maybe I should
close my weapon in place on as well can we I can I can then absolutely you
should wait the reason that he was staggering so much because I have
the leasing fists is it because I kept spamming R2 on it or was it because
why I think you're old so these things stagger like fuck or what where are
I'm on the loading screen buddy, if you ever want to know where I am, I'm on the loading screen.
Why are you loading screens so long?
Alright show me your attack.
Well this, if I can get this off, it's big boys' break.
So you want them to just wait there for a minute for you to get it off?
Yes, so if you could just taunt him and then parry that would be good.
Alright bro, I'll tell him to chill out a little bit, alright?
Yo bro, this is not an argument that you're having with him, this is a battle.
Let's try one more time, one more time, trust me.
I
See naked he's trying to seduce me dr. That's not working my mom. Let's go casual don't take early damage
Get fucked
He's one of Sunnies one of Sunnies one of Sunnies one of Sun
I think I'm in there.
Yeah.
Are you good too?
No.
He's not one of stun, by the way.
Now he's one.
Now he's one of stun.
I'll stun him right now.
I'm missed.
I'm dead.
Are you going to spam him or not?
Yeah, I'll probably go.
Ah, next, next, next.
Oh, oh.
What?
Oh, is he hitting me?
How is he on me?
Super mega ultra punch it super idle yo what are you punching what are you
punching mega ultra punch it yo yo not a plane control out of my house
punch you're trolling me bro make up make up why you dying by the way make
Oh, wait 400
If you win this 1000 gifts that I'm not trolling there's a 1000
Whoa wait wait wait, okay, no staggers you want to switch weapons
this weapon is fucking trash like I will give you this trash on up late if
you want bro have it yo but you said we can enchant our weapons are you sure
like let's enchant the claim on like no but not enchant but we can like you
know we yeah speak you heard that me we can what wait are you casual okay
I'm loading screen.
Alright, here we go. I'll drop you the claymore.
Discard, right?
Why are you not answering?
Wait, do you want the feat work or not?
No, you have to worry.
Give me the claymore.
Yeah, it's on the floor.
Wait a second.
Do I go 100 back?
There's also a great strength 30.
Strength 30, chat how much does a double-handing give?
They said 250% right so I can almost equip this
Two levels
Whoa whoa fucking God of War holy shit
Great acts are we allowed to use no or not? What did you want to say?
Okay, let's go. Wait, we're forgetting something right now.
I could go upgrade my weapon. The claim or you can put poison on it. No,
why not? How much we can? How does it work again? We have, we can get the stone, the
fucking thing. No? I could put poison on my weapon right now.
I will attack yeah, but I have to it's poison geese so it's only gonna last like a minute no, but we have a wet blade
Yeah, what is a what they do again? Can't we like enchanted with it? Oh my tweaker I know I forgot how it works
I'm fucking trolling or what a wet blade a wet blade bro. The first cell I had a wet blade
Affinity
Change the scaling all your rights
Let's go
Let's go. I'm gonna put poison geese on okay
Uh, okay, casual, this is the run.
You're wasting the Poison Geese.
This is an item that doesn't respawn, come on.
Dodge early damage, please.
Holy, look my weapon.
It's greasy.
Don't take free damage,
make sure your police be right there.
Take damage from me.
Going in.
Wait.
Check, does holy damage do more damage?
Because my L2 could be good.
I'll L2 him, I'll see how much it does.
It does not.
I got it, I got it
That's our turn
On me now on me now I go in I'm greedy I'm greedy I'm greedy on you. I'm going in. Oh
I do it because you're stuck
Our to him our to him now. Oh
My god
I got it
Yeah I got it
Hatchou Hatchou
Wait too early we're both too early
Let's not do that again
You have to heal, you have to heal
I'm taking aggro khejlo
Don't heal yet
Wait
Out
I'm poison geeseing again
What?
Don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die
That's a laser beam
Keep running
Careful he's twisting, he's twisting, he's twisting
No going in on you probably on me in a second yeah on me
now and I fucked up people I'm one of what is that
on you are going and I'm happy are doing is cooked never mind you are to
He's one up voice
What up don't trust me on that line in oh my god you do it nice
Don't
And now I
Get started
I schedule don't die. I'm taking a ground. Got it. Oh my god. I meant this make sure it's on him
Keep thinking.
AHHHHHH!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
I thought, I thought.
Okay, okay, that was all best attempt yet, right?
Was it?
I used two poisons and they didn't poison once.
Is that a joke or what?
Chat was saying he's immune to poison or something. So wait you do it in Insta
What is he not immune to then what is he not immune to
Wait we have greases fire grease I
Can't on my weapon the art
I don't know if I have any other pieces all right fire no shots up with grease or this one with no grease
He's probably immune to fire too.
Okay, I did you.
Wait, I have an ID.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, speak, yeah, yeah, speak.
What is it, what is it, what is it?
The co-op host always loads faster.
Oh, sorry.
Wait, Kajal, we can buy it here to get plus one flask.
The first seller he had, he had, he had those items.
Where can we farm some quick runes?
Cajal, come right now.
Where was EZ Farm?
Gatefront door?
Come gatefront, Cajal.
Let's farm some runes.
And get plus one, no?
Wait, no.
Plus one what?
Plus one on the flask.
Just go anywhere and kill some things, OK?
Why?
Why?
Why?
So we can get some money.
So we can get some money to buy a seed, to upgrade our
flask.
And it will help a lot.
It will save us hours on this boss potential.
I don't think health is the problem. I think the problem is the damage.
Yeah, but we will have to do it at some point anyways. No, why not now?
Like it could help right now. Trust. K-Tru, one thing that I learned of Elringbro
and you probably do like, you could take three hours on a boss, right?
You always get them down to like 10 HP, but then you do one little...
You level up twice and then you just first try them out.
you know like you wasted hours we can do a small upgrade and try again we can
smithing stone our weapons really yes we can smithing stone them twice by the
way no joke I'm not camping
come to the hound down to the hound table
wait how many do I need
where do we go
say again please come to the round table round table
The runtime will hold.
Yes.
Coming.
Alright, and then what?
And then how do I upgrade it again, Chet?
KG, we had another bell bearing.
I'll check it out.
I need four of them or what? I don't get it.
How do I upgrade it again?
What?
Four more rank ones?
Didn't we have a bell bearing?
We need four level fours.
Yeah, I guess he's selling Smith's don'ts. Oh my yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yo, he's selling so many smithing stones here
Gigi
Right on one. I bet it's garbage weapon though. I can buy for I can buy
We need one two, we need one KLP a one K runes and then if we do that we can buy check if you have golden runes
Spongebob, I have golden runes.
Well, I don't have even that, I have your own.
Bro, I don't want to upgrade this bomb ass weapon, bro.
Che, which one is the best of these?
I mean, don't save rivers of blood.
I don't have fucking 20 arcs.
Big upgrades for me.
Big upgrades, by the way.
The weapon just got so much better.
Of course.
Kagell, I don't know what to upgrade, though.
What?
You don't have a good weapon?
9
Poria's insane your body do I look like I have fucking 24 faith right now. Are we taking the piss?
We have
Upgrade this piece of talk shit. Oh, no, I have an idea. I have an idea. What is the idea before you upgrade your piece of
Don't why don't we go to the graveyards on the map?
Let's just go on a little so much and then just loot them. You're the goat. Where is the next graveyard?
Uh, mods?
I think we go to Stormheel- No, we go to the-
We do that.
The- the go to the Agheel, the Lake North.
Agheel, Lake North.
Right, go to the right.
The Agheel-
I don't mind doing a quickie boss because they also drop runes, smell me?
Yeah, we can find the quickie boss.
But I'm sure that if we go somewhere this way, there's probably a graveyard somewhere over here.
here somewhere over here we did this one no let's go suit a bit let's go cook let
him cook this way it's probably gonna be a great right if we cross the bridge
oh no what if we kill that dragon right there yo okay okay yo what if what if
what if we just beat the game right now what K-drill what if we just become
quick little LCS champions right now.
What, need a, need a, need a, need a, hey, hey, check this out.
What if we quickly become the CS2 world champions?
Quickly, just right now, let's do it bro, come on!
What are you, what are you on about?
Yo, that's an empty dragon, are you taking the piss?
What are you going to beat it with your level 1 claymore?
Follow me, follow me, Hano, follow me, follow me.
Oh, but one more.
Wait, there's another boss.
Let's beat this bad bearing hunter, no?
Nice hunter.
Fuck this guy up.
Fuck this guy?
Yeah, fuck this guy up.
Damage, bro. There's a bird right help help help
Wait, is that the best one? Yo, this is my favorite weapon. Yes, by the way the drill room
Just run just run. Just run. What made him know. Okay. Yeah, but there's a bird look the bird in the background
Is that right? That's an in-game boss. We don't want to fight. We need a Christ to reset
Should this game sound too loud? Yeah, you're need wait. What is that treasure chest there on the front?
wait
No, we don't win those by the way we don't know two goliaths
Is that items oh, no, it's not yes, gee those are cancer. Oh, no, where is the great yard?
Yo is there no fucking grace anywhere
Actually
Oh
Me on me on me
Meding hand that's a weapon on me on me on me
Let me go
You can see me at the top cage or you see it where I am like at the top you see
Just come to what you say it please answer do you see it or no you see it? Yeah, I see you as you
Madding hand this can be good. That's a DLC weapon I think.
Golden Rune 2. Massive. That's it?
This is the worst grave I've ever had.
I don't think we can use Madding Hand.
Oh hell no. 25th.
Alright, let's find a Grace and do a boss.
Because why not? There's a Grace over there, Kedr.
Up south west, seen, seen, why don't we go kill that guy on the bridge?
Ah, I'm down.
Oh, this one has aura bro.
What the fuck is this?
Round?
Round.
Heal up, and let's go kill the guy on the bridge.
Yup.
I'm pretty sure there was a boss in the lake as well no?
Yeah... Ember of Metsmer!
Do you want to go to the bridge?
Bridge boss real quick? Yeah. Let's go. There used to be a dragon on the lake, no?
So yeah, there has to be a boss. Is that a cave over there?
Where? Yeah, you can call it with like North, Northwest, Southwest.
Where the jellyfish is like defending me. No cave.
Is there good loot in this chest?
There's so many mobs!
Go left, go left, go left, go left, go left, go left, go left, go left, go left, go left, go left
We may have a problem
Wait, wait, wait, let's kill the boss, okay?
Let's go
Bridge, bridge, bridge, bridge
But the bird is camping the bridge by the way, it's bugged it
It's fine, it's fine
No, it's not, it's not, it's not
I'm pulling aggro, okay?
I'm going to go in with an order.
Yeah, don't aggro the bird.
You aggro the bird.
It's fine.
Do we kill the bird?
Can we make the bird kill the guy?
I don't think so.
Wait, the bird dies really fast.
We can kill the bird.
Two more hits on the bird.
Two more hits.
I'm going in.
All right, I'm going in.
Yeah, he's dead.
I have no vision, I have no vision. Nice, let's go, boss!
Oh no. Watch out for the jellyfish.
Bro, this is my favourite boss by the way, Chad.
I'm rolling, boss, look at this.
He is my favourite, he's gonna grab me.
What?!
Don't die.
Take damage.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I
Thought it's no mana. I thought it was the horse is useless by the way
This is the most annoying boss ever why because it's fucking bird next by let's find another boss art. You don't know deal
What do you mean you don't be a pussy bro. We kill that boss. Okay, let's go
I'm not gonna lie this boss may be harder than then the boss where we're like preparing for no no this boss is easy
This boss is easy just trust me on that trust me on that one
Okay
Loading screen loading screen loading screen loading screen. I don't want to kill this bird every time casual
This needs to be the run as I crash up. Wait, what's mean the bird respawns? Yeah, of course it does. It's not a boss
Here's the deal you kill the bird out till the boss I take up. Okay, I'm hella done
I need help
Ah yeah man, I tell you, I guess
What? I heard you a stagger bro
Don't die to the bird now
Oh no, you get that bird, I promise
Is it really close? Let me get that bird.
Is it dead? Is the bird dead?
Yeah?
Oh.
There's a bird on my screen. I didn't see it.
That bird is dead. Let's go.
Where are you?
Kendra, I need help.
How long it does it take you to kill that bird?
That shit took so fucking long to kill that turrets around the 80s.
Yo, let's find another boss bro.
Last graze visited.
Not fucking sake of America.
Please trust me on this.
Trust me on this.
We're not beating this guy bro.
The most horrible game.
One more.
One more time.
I already went to the wrong one.
I already went to.
Please just one try.
I will kill the bird while you're making your way here.
you're gonna okay believe believe trust me this boss is easy to kill I had him
on 50% HP solo yeah yeah look the birds gone as well
just keep dodging look into that right well I'll check out the chest
okay
I'm not there yet.
Wait, how did we not see this item?
Magic.
I'm coming, I'm here.
Where are you?
Sorry.
Yeah, the loading screen was gigabugged.
Hold up.
I shred this boss.
Wait, you died.
Cajun, fuck this boss.
Just trust me, bro.
What are you saying?
And the water could be the easiest boss three runes right now and we're wasting our time on this motherfucker
Trust me go to grace go to grace go to grace the one that we unlocked
Go to then go to trust trust trust the boss and the boss in the water in star we kill him
Let's go which one which one the ball the ball here
I don't know if that's a boss. Let's go. I'm with you. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Okay, you leave the charge. Okay, mom. You know my screen. You have no mountain. This is criminal, by the way
Oh, let's get the Ash of War.
I think I see the boss. I think I see it.
Fine. Got it.
You're just spitting stone tree.
Spitting stone tree, not bad.
I see the boss. Follow me.
I see it. It's this way. Over here.
Look.
Wait, there's a dude here flying.
You see that?
Here the boss. Here the boss. I see it.
OK, here we go.
This one is easy.
Dragon burns ruins.
Is it this one?
No, they're saying a boss, bro. They're saying a boss.
Let's kill it, maybe.
We can kill this, right?
Yeah.
How the fuck can we reach this guy?
But he's bugged or what?
No, he's just in the air.
Item?
Putting him down.
Yo, I can't hit him, bro. I can't hit him.
You can, you can, you can. Just focus up.
Oh my god, big hit for me.
What the fuck?
You prefired?
What?
I got run over.
I can't, I can't get, boss, okay?
I'll check out the boss.
I'll check out the boss.
Oh, I've seen the loading screen more than the game.
I'll wait for you.
All right, it's another dragon.
They replaced the dragon with the dragon.
In the river.
Item?
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
AHHHHHH
All that for fucking dragon heart
You killed it then
No
Kater, we don't need to kill that, why? Because even if we kill it, it respawns, alright?
Like let's...
This ain't a boss, I don't wanna do it
I wanna kill a boss
There's a dragon in the fucking river, there you have your boss
We have to go together, wait for me one second and let's attack together
I don't believe you, where's the dragon?
I'll show you
have it on you coming you see the dragon where you don't see it where you don't see the dragon
The item is not worth it buddy, I already hit the dragon hunt.
Oh my.
Okay.
Gage, let's kill the dragon, come with me please.
Am I blind?
Where's the dragon?
Yo bro, he's right here!
Come to me!
Where?
Are you trolling me?
There's so many mobs in this...
There's another boss.
Isn't that a boss check?
Do you see that dragon now now I see it now oh my god
Yes, wait, isn't that one of it?
I'm done
Yeah, we're not getting that dragon bro, we're not getting the dragon bro yo
We need an isolated boss bro because fuck the river fuck the river fuck the river bro
Wait, I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. Go take of America. Kajal follow me. Please follow me and trust me
Please follow me and trust me. I went to the shrine of Mordeon. That's fine. Just come to me. Come to me
Do you see where I am?
Throw the screen, no shut the trolley
I have a pitch, I have a pitch. Hear me out.
No, I have an idea. Please just trust me once.
There's a cave in the back here. I remember it.
Free as boss ever.
My game actually crashed. I don't know what to say.
You're trolling.
Wait, why does this look so different?
Cajun how can you really become...
Does the game save? No, I'm getting flashbang.
Should the game save?
Stop.
For sure it does, right?
Sally, how do we fix this now?
Alright, alright. How do we fix this now?
Save.
Because I have such a crazy idea.
Okay, wait.
Cajun, you have to use...
the pot again, apparently.
Do I have to use the item as well, Sally?
Do I just click continue?
Nah, no, no, chitcha-chips. Continue Seli awa for K-drill.
It's already open. Munkahaz.
Oh my god...
All right, press continue K-drill.
Press it.
I almost just cooked the whole lobby.
Press it.
What did you press? Continue, okay.
And then you probably have to use the... not the plot, the other thing, the... do you remember the item?
Don't leak, please.
It's...
Yeah, I gotta do it, I gotta do it, I gotta do it, I gotta do it.
I know which one to use.
Okay.
Aphagear of millenia, aphagear of millenia.
What does it do?
Got it. Using it.
Nice.
Ooh, we could kill the boss at the start!
that's true right I think now's a good idea and I'm also in a cave right now
Cajal the cave can also have a farm like a quick boss in here you know wait
why don't we just yeah yeah oh my god grace grace grace Cajal I'm so happy you
probably have flashed like bro oh my god this shit would have broken I would
have broken I'm I would have I would have cried why are you going up come
down going well come here come here we can do the cave real quick or let's go
let's go like quick bossy quick bossy bossy bossy bossy which way this way I
think bossy bossy bossy bossy bossy all right not this way oh hell no
Hold on. Fuck that out of me. Come on, come on.
Hold on.
Come on, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice. This way, this way. I remember now.
Yeah. Right here.
Ooh, okay. Come on now.
Yeah. Come on now. I'm in progress.
We go deeper and deeper. Hey!
What the fuck? Oh my god.
go back up yeah to this way this way this way this way this way be ready be
ready three two three two one go down coming
where you at? there I am!
free item maybe?
I'm dead
no you're not
nice, got you north
down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down
later idiot
I can't go yeah don't fall what about here though oh bossing coming I remember
this don't open up what the fuck is that what the fuck is that
Yo!
You're absolutely crazy.
Oh no!
What is that?
Tree spirit?
Can't you...
Lock him, then he does massive damage.
Come on, keep it.
I'm doing massive damage too.
Who has Echo? Me. I read that so much early. Just dodge.
It's easy to dodge, Katelyn. You got this. Oh my god!
Make damage for me. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Make damage for me again! You didn't do it, Chaser!
Make damage for me again! My schedule?
Oh, Explosion!
Heal? On me, on me, me.
Careful he's gonna come again!
No!
Oh no, two damages!
I can't!
Doing damage?
No!
Watch!
Going in!
Fire!
Fire!
Oh no!
I need to heal!
I can't see!
He's exploding. Oh no.
Quick damage.
Let's stagger him.
Quick damage, quick damage.
Stagger!
Please, R1!
I have it!
Got it!
Nice!
R2.
Quick damage.
Greeting.
No.
Quick damage again.
Finish him, you old-
Healing.
Toys flip!
Nice!
Yes!
Look at the runes.
This guy chooses.
Twin Blades win blade one point ak one point ak
What
One point eight
Time I'll check do we get the amount of ruins of the boss that's supposed to be here
Like it's an easy boss here, but we got the one that oh
My god, okay
I understand it now. Is the twin blade good though? Probably not.
Return to entrance? Yes.
And we can do the start boss now if you want.
Right? Quick farm. How many bosses have we first tried?
Because on my mind that's four.
Bro, I love it. Yes, easy.
Once downstairs, the first cave, this one, and then the summon.
You want to go first boss?
Where's the eel? First. Yes, go first boss.
First step, first step, come first step.
One minute boss and you want 10k runes. Bro, we literally were like fighting through the
cave for like 20 minutes bro. Like of course I expect a little bit more and like maybe I
am broken by the way. Not even one level, not even one level.
Is Twinblade usable? 18 decks only. That's two levels.
What does it look though?
Ewww.
This is it though, me and you, are you ready for this?
I hate this weapon, casual.
Chats has a little pee.
It's a twinklet that we just got dropped.
Yeah, we got it from the boss.
Bro, you need to put points in decks if you're going to use that.
I know, but I don't want to use it.
It's ugly, bro.
Alright, let's go.
Let's fuck this guy up, bro.
Let's fuck this wanker up.
It's it.
He was our basically our first death
Now we're gonna now we're gonna be his first death. Let that simmer here. We go bro. If you think I'm a
nice
minus 50
Do it again healing
It's on you I'm going in big damage. I can't see this HP. I can't see this watch out. It's gonna explode
I can't see this beat
That's no fair
Okay
Nice booty.
Why do you fight this thing?
Yes! Nice. I got it.
200.
Oh, then it's possible, it's impossible.
Not fast.
You got it?
you got it yeah I got this hold up gonna be on the ground wait till I get on my
legs wait it's not a main boss I can respawn I don't care what you says I don't
care about chances I'm dead but I'm alive yes
Oh
What
What's on the a-way damage now
No.
What is that?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I need to heal.
What?
Oh, I'm stopping in peace fucking.
Don't step.
Haha, I'm too short.
No, I'm greedy.
I'm so stupid, casual.
I need to heal.
I'm so stupid, why did I heal?
Haha, I'm too short.
No, I'm greedy.
I'm so stupid, casual.
I need to heal.
Haha, I'm too short!
No, I'm greedy. I'm so stupid, Kajal. I need to heal. I'm so stupid, why did I heal?
Kajal, I'm choking. I'm choking. I'm choking. I'm choking.
Nice.
No.
No
No.
AHHHHHH!
Bro!
You were almost him.
No.
Rache, roll up, roll up.
We got Kamma.
No.
No, no, no.
Wait, root my runes.
How many did I have?
Listen, we killed the boss one last time.
Kajal, we killed the fuck.
Oh my.
I just lost one of my means.
The first boss we...
No, no.
We killed the boss one last time.
Kajal, we killed the fuck.
Oh my.
I just lost one of my means.
The first boss we
Listen, I don't know if it was just me, but that bosses HP went off in the first second
Why are you initiating all right? Do we go in? Oh, you don't do we get them right now? I'm loading three
Oh, no, we don't fight him. What we can't find it. It's impossible. He's ass. Look at him, bro
Who pulled who pulled I don't know someone
Do we go in or no?
I swear we can kill him, but again it's one respawn.
Okay, okay, what are we gonna do?
Oh, like he was half HP on the opener.
Yeah, but he was down to 20.
And now we land the pattern.
Wait, you're in? I'm coming.
No, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
I swear we can beat him, bro.
Check, does he give a lot of runes or no?
Like if we kill him...
I'm following you, I'm following you.
I trust your call.
like bosses won't be easy so it's like if we waste 30 minutes on learning a
pattern like I feel like two tries we have them I'm not joking we need to go
south to the castle how we do that castle it this way I remember I'm
going to sleep chat how much would he give how many rooms so why did I lose
the one for me okay I'm I should tell this three K okay it's wait what where's
the castle how we go down here isn't that spring wait go to the Agheal Lake
south go there
fuck is that where's the castle isn't there a castle somewhere north you
I swear the castle's this way
When you come out of the thing goes out oh
Yeah, I see it. I see it. We go to here
Why?
This is a monster call by the way. Where are you coming? I thought you said Angel Lake north
No south yeah south south south
Trust me. This is how we get the run back on track
They're gonna say that they're stuck
Kajal, whatever call you make, I trust it, bro.
And I go all in.
Follow, near, right.
You're OK, OK, OK.
I was about to say.
Because if you were about to ride to the bell-bearing hunter,
I would have absolutely left.
I am not joking.
Follow me, follow me.
Don't take the jump.
Don't take the jump.
No, no, no, no.
Just follow me.
Taking the jump.
I love jumping, bro.
Woo!
I'm going to go across the bridge.
I'm going to go across the bridge, across the bridge.
Across this bridge, right here.
OK.
There's a cannon at the end.
Make sure you're dodging.
Easy cannon.
He's got banning.
Big, big, big, big, big.
Now we go to the bonfire on the right.
Chad, who has played Elring before? Type 1.
Two of you, if this is for you first time.
Do yourself a favor and buy a game and play it.
Touch grace here.
W, W. Now follow me.
I think I have to touch it because it's multiplayer.
If you touch it, I touch it.
Do we do story? Do we do story? Do we talk to her?
Absolutely not. I'm thinking about killing her right now. I'm not joking.
Okay, let's go.
There's a boss up here. I know there's a boss. There's a night boss up here somewhere.
Process, do we do story?
Just to get a fucking dragon heart at the end of it because it's randomized. GG.
Item!
There's a boss up here. Get the gold.
Oh my god, so many items.
Dragon heart. GG.
Yo, oh my god.
There's a chest. We should get the chest as well.
Don't dead?
I see it, I see it. I'll tell you if it's good.
Great glove reward by the way.
It's useless. You know what it does?
No, open the chest now.
It's for summons.
Smithing stone too. Take it, take it.
Take red.
Got it.
Keep going forwards, keep going forwards, keep going forwards.
This is god-paste by the way.
I know.
oh oh there's a night rider do we kill him wait wait hey first first squeeze
I got a grace on the left and we kill him and we have a shopkeeper shop keepers
clutch could have legendary items where this is where we scale a little bit
let me scale a little let's check shopkeeper casual before we kill the
boss wait what where is where is he oh there is finished oh my god
yeah I don't see it what what what is it the shop works yo bro I thought we got
it fucking like Katana or something great sword yeah okay let's kill it
let's kill it you ready I'm ready
Come on, fuck you!
I'm ready, little bitch.
Make sure you're locked in, okay?
Probably.
He's coming up collapsed.
Check this out.
Oh my god, we do so much damage.
Can we fight them on a horse?
Alright, I'll let anybody...
Oh.
Fuck them up.
We can kill the orc.
Yeah, it's almost there.
I'm like, oh, you, oh, you, you got this.
You don't respawn?
I can't respawn.
No way.
Bro, I want to do this with you.
Yeah, you got this.
No, bro, I kill myself. I think I think I should put armor on yes, we do together. Yes. I'm off. Please I think for this boss
I should have armor not gonna waste time. You won't have me there. We reset once and we go in
Just as possible is he fucking trolling
Let's see how much I tanked should I drive the horse as well. Yes, we don't
I
Don't think so because dodging is so easy
Is it horse time I wonder I
Don't think so carer because you can easy dodging right?
Let me know when you're here
Yeah, floating screen hold up
Don't
Don't take my runes by the way don't take my I can't I can't I wish I could I mean I can't
By the way, are you check out the role? Are you high rolling now right?
Let's go. Let's fuck him up. Okay. Just come on. Just I'm gonna get my right. Wait a minute dodging is so easy
See like easiest touch of our life
Oh my
Actually so annoying. Oh my god. I'm like stare Duncan
Like oh like stop move are you rushing?
Bro, how do you die?
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Yo, I'm not gonna reset after this one. That's just all on I'm not joking this guy's all over
Seridun can donuts I get it
Look, I don't even touch it and I dodge yeah, but it's orangey, you know
Mitchell this one is easy to fucking it like to easy to dodge. Let's go. I
Should I don't be on a horse just like just rolling
Yeah, I thought the horse could be the difference maker all right. I'll start I'll start like you bro
I'm not going to even get a load screen for you. Yeah, I'll stop. I'll fucking up already like half a screen. Yeah, still loading screen
What's this? I'm gonna spawn inside of him three. Yeah, still loading screen to the boss is loading either. Yep one
Oh
Holy oh
I'm here now
Let's go
I think I got a big piece of damage.
I dodge head.
Nice, well really good dodge.
Take damage quick.
Going in.
Nice.
Missed.
That's fine.
Going for a flip here.
Going in, he's on you.
Nice dodge cable.
Yo, this guy.
Dodge head.
Funds of damage.
Take damage.
Nice, nice, nice.
Yes, no range.
Yes, no range.
I see him.
Take damage here.
Stagger maybe.
I
Think I'm nice. It's awesome. Thank you big damage. Don't be greedy. Don't be greedy
What the cavalry without a wife also alive what the fuck oh shit, it's kind of broken watch out
Fuck is he doing
He's lagging! Fuck him up! Fuck him up! Fuck him up!
I got his IP! I got his IP! I got his IP!
W last switch, Kajal!
Fuck him up! Fuck him up!
Ah! He's back! He's back!
Send him another package! Send him another package, bro!
Fine, fine, fine. I don't know he's on a fucking...
You reset his IP! No!
Nice, Kajal!
hahahaha
whoa whoa whoa the horse the horse white horse is sitting
enemy fellas
golden seed
royal knight helmet bro is this guy gonna
mount it mount it
w that was clever
let's go golden seed bro golden seed we have another flask
yo I just realized something
isn't that the thing the dragon
that is free so many ruins
the sleeping dragon cage
do you remember that shit
let's get them out
wait three thousand rounds not bad
the sleeping dragon
where is he though? let's do the castle
let's do the castle first though
one second
wait, is it a dragon or is it millennia? no that's the question you ask yourself
is it sleeping millennia?
wait a second, wait, time out
what the fuck do i level
level your health
you think?
because then like i will never get to use a good weapon
what do i need for the great sword?
great sword
thirty one, do i have enough?
i have sixteen, sixteen plus eight
It's 24, but I need hella levels if I too hand it.
There's a graveyard here somewhere. I swear to God.
I'll play my own game.
I'll stick to this weapon for a minute.
I want some more survivability, bro, trust.
Actually, no, that's stupid.
I don't even have it!
don't have what? don't have what? enough levels. chat there's so many strength weapons
I'm not gonna right now buy the weapon because fuck that I need some level
strength for the future for the future WL WL like bro we're gonna find better
weapons it's randomizer but I'm coming with you did you take the map?
I am going towards the castle there we go
I'm coming oh my I love this game okay golden seed did you take the golden
see casual edge oh my god yeah yeah
what don't go back don't go back those are apparently
ultra randomized oh hell no what's randomized the fucking golden seats
instead of a flash I'm ready to go to one of the rooms let's go in the
castle this is big loot in here by the way let's go big fucking loot in
here. Big fucking loot here. Big lock in. Are you locked in? I'm locked. What's in here?
Time for Sir Sparky and Sir Mark Zimmerman. Sparky? Why is he named Sparky? It's my brother
used to call me when I was a kid. Why? Because of the electric? Yeah I got that
chemistry
check it a check check
I hear one of those bombs
I feel some musicians
oh my god I hate this castle
let's go hard left, go hard left
mind him, mind him, mind him, mind him
actions of war cry that's kind of nice back back back back back back back back
right
uh come come come come bezel around the back i remember this
are you with me no yeah
what you're dead but oh you're dead what
what is that oh my god gold knight in
Josh, please send me something good. Not a fucking golden club. What is it? Okay, are you ready for this?
What oh my god, what oh my god, what is it please tell me oh
Let's go. I go tell me tell me. It's the best weapon in the game, but I
Huh, it is my God. Let's go. Let's go. It is the best weapon in the game. I'm coming
I'm coming coming where is it to what's the left where that oh my god like sometimes I would joke
But I'm not gonna look at you. I'm not gonna look at you. I don't even want to get spoiled. I'm coming right now
I'm coming right now. I'm coming right now right here right here
We're at we're coming
Come on
Come on by the way, IRL I can feel goosebumps in my arm. Where's it?
I can eat a good weapon!
I can eat a good weapon!
Ancient Meteor!
That's gotta be good, right?
That's from the prehistoric age.
That's from the dinosaurs.
Ancient Meteor.
Is that good?
It's good in life.
Look at the size of it.
Look at the size of it.
19-hour cane, 35 strength.
That is nice though.
I love that show.
it takes so much shit to to us to wield it low-key all right let's go oh I was
hyped I was high yeah low-key I mean right now I think it's a good PvP weapon
I could be wrong all right after that it's a waste yeah so it's a waste so it's a waste
it's what you're telling me hey hey hey why are you stopping yeah rivers of
blood yeah but I don't have 50 million runes do I what am I gonna do with it what am I
gonna do with it you have rivers and you'll kill a few things here let's milk
it yeah big rat by the way cookery cookery I'm boxer cookery that big
rat there's a boss here somewhere downstairs we have to go like down again
somehow. It's no loot here? Yeah, he's right here. Look at the grave. Wait, where are you?
You take that grace there. Oh!
And then you go down here and you go down here. Oh, I remember. Down there. Can we see the boss
already night bro I love this game
Pedro like for real whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
give me that shield shield shield W oh no nice Pedro that's mana and that's
I 60 runs 60 runs I don't think we should be killing things here why
because they don't give a runes
ah we have to go the other way apparently
fuck the hand Kajal come
don't down me
I just got fire and I break the sword
is that good?
what?
yes
that's a dead team
I'm spying back here bro
9 dot
35 deaths
Kajal
where did you get the sword?
Well, if you stop abandoning me and actually fight, we can get the swords together.
How do you know that it... I don't see it.
But I guess if we kill mobs, it drops swords or what?
Which one dropped a sword?
I think... are you trolling me?
They're coming back on us.
Yeah, yeah, come, come, come.
I killed it all.
Yes, yes, yes
Nah, you put it to like 10 HP. Where's the finite salt cable?
I found it on the ground somewhere over there.
Somewhere over there.
I don't have it.
Follow me, follow me, it was right here, look.
It was right here, on the ground.
It's a random drop, RGG.
It's fine, we don't need anyone.
Nice casual.
So those are random too, what am I hearing?
Do we go down here?
On to the roof pop, wait I'm checking for item, I'm checking for item.
I can't do this chest up there.
I'll go get the chest, I'll tell you if it's good, okay?
I
My eyes twitching I'm stressing Pedro I'm stressing
Good relax relax chest cold cold cold
Me to be honest, that's not a bad poisonous mists we can doesn't it make your weapon poisonous
Are you good?
Yeah.
I'm coming.
How the fuck do I get down?
I'm waiting for you here.
Yeah, I'm coming.
Because we need to jump in here and we need to fuck people up.
I'm coming.
What the fuck are you?
all right let me get that one.
Nice little hoodie coming down.
All right you ready?
Let's go!
Oh, your up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Are we dipping?
Let's dip, let's dip, let's dip!
It's a great surprise.
Don't dip, don't dip, don't dip.
Okay, I'm coming.
I'm on HP, I'm on HP, I'm on HP.
You're low.
Really?
You're low kill, I was kind of going for L2.
Oh, I got it.
Big face, big face.
Alright, now we made it.
We made it!
Now we go down here, right?
Isn't there a great place somewhere?
Ah, you're crazy, I have crazy, I have.
That's why you check your corners.
beautiful oh my god
Kajal I fucking knocked the swings
I've been misses yeah but if I didn't swing as much as I have then I would have missed
think about it all right let's go
we jumped in so now maybe we check for Adam oh wait wait wait
proper proper fuck this guy up
the most annoying mobs in this game tap one if you know what I mean
fucking from across the fucking room they have you
come on come on three two one what does that do against holy damage I think
look this look this are you watching me look me ready watch this
oh so much I'm one I'm one I'm one careful don't don't aggro that fucking
line over there that thing is strong it's like no XP on the on your left see
that guy like that's not worth to kill it oh yeah yeah yeah just relax one thing
to quickly remember casual you only get as much ruins as like the mob that's
there gives you whoo what is that boss casual oh no it's a timer what look
what's in there no way what is our lack that's oh my god that you killed
the fun what are you doing bro that's the deep ocean with the marina trench why
you walking into that bro what happened there I was admiring you bro is
Is that the fucking dancing lion?
Oh my, that was a yogurt moment bro.
Oh my god bro, yo, dancing fucking lion.
Are you here?
Are you ready?
We are into kills.
Are you ready?
Gatrol, I am ready, let's go.
Okay, first try.
I'm getting closer. I've got that girl. I've got that girl on me
Coming nice touches me on my schedule nice touches your damage your damage
On me
On you on you on you I'm going in
On me probably on me on me. He's gonna switch. No, he's not I'm going in
One of stagger, one of stagger. What did I say? What did I say? Look at me in the face!
I'm gonna try L2 damage. Let's ask.
Do you have dodge, Pedro? Going in.
I'm cooked.
Let's dodge.
Heading. Oh no.
He left, he left, he left.
Yeah. Going in.
Stay healthy.
Careful, he's still on you. He's still on you, just dodge.
Just watch, now he's on...
...WAT.
On me, on me, on me.
I'm one.
Oh my god, what is that?
Nice damage.
I'm going for an ult from here.
Same.
Alright, I'm dead.
You need to pull aggro. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad.
You got this.
What is that?
Ice. Ice form.
Getting cold in here. You got this.
Dodge. Dodge.
I'm gonna give it a thrust in there.
Run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run
nice.
In, in.
Oh my god.
Winform winform.
Yep yep yep yep, so little.
He was he was he was wait nine
That's right.
Two level though two level.
Doable you think?
Yeah, I really think so.
I agree.
I agree.
I really think that doable.
Wait, wait, wait.
Cajal someone just came up with something absolutely crazy which we need to take into
consideration.
Someone said if he's on the floor right when we when we can crit and Cajal he's
saying um i'll wait for you that we should just attack him instead of going for crit why
because we have two times the the power you know because when you crit i can't attack him so he's
saying that we do way more damage if we both just attack instead of critting you know what i
mean want to try that
I
Hello
That's
Sorry, I'm back. I'm back. Do you want to try that wait? Hold on. Give me give me five seconds. Yeah, you got it. You got it
Yeah, it could make sense
Check our one R2s
If he's on the floor do we already put him into the next into the next stance break me, right?
It's the ice-bice thing real you can't comment on that right now chill
Second lawsuit I said valve well gg
This guy drops okay 3k runes by the way, I mean hey, we will say oh that's good here we go
Let's get it. Let's go. Let's get it. Let's go
Do we just keep this or what yes, of course oh
oh my god almost did you hear what I said though I'll say repeat really fast
you have to hit him when he falls down right yeah instead of quitting instead
of quitting we can try that they're saying that we do more damage that way
because we're too pick up your wounds as well okay so let's go let's look in
come on all right how did you attack bro what do you mean or what no him
careful he's on you I'm going in all right careful watch he's on you I'm
going in he's on you I'm going in nice nice good time she's on me now
pick them up here oh oh no attack I don't know actually it's worth I mean
Okay, going in he's on you now. You may be on me careful different form probably yeah, let me back back back just run
Nice schedule coming in
Keep dodging keep dodging once I have yeah, we can add was switching in
You might get out of here watch out
Got it. I'm gonna go in for a flank right, Agro.
You have Agro? I'm going in.
Nice! I'm gonna crit because you're not there.
My bad. That's our 2M.
That's it?
I'm in bad trouble. I have Agro. I'm just gonna run for a second.
There's so much lightning!
Back!
Back!
Back!
Back!
Back!
Back!
I'm not gonna heal yet.
Windfong!
Windfong!
This one is easy.
I think, I don't know.
What?
That's a lightning bolt though!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Thank you!
No, no!
Double healing!
What?
Oh my egg roll!
Oh my egg roll!
Oh my egg roll. Oh my egg roll. Yeah, I thought you're egg roll. I'm going in
What's it doing?
Is that a mirror or something?
How's that a bee?
One you, one you, one you
Got some damage down
Okay, this definitely not the easiest form.
Oh fuck off
He's on you, I'm going in
I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine gonna go and know gonna go now I hope he's on you
Oh my god!
Nice!
I can shoot them!
Shoot them!
Shoot them!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Careful!
Stop me now!
No!
Oh no!
Careful!
I'm going in.
I'm getting a lot of damage though.
It's probably on me now.
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out!
I'm one HP.
We got this.
I'm angry.
I'll take out you!
Back!
Back!
Maybe not
What's up? Oh no
Okay, I don't miss nice. Oh, you know careful careful don't get sniped. Oh no back back back
Nice nice you get an older attack in here. I'm going a risky dough. Oh, no
on me
Hit him! Attack! Do damage! Attack! Do damage!
Get in your house! Oh my god, I'm on HP!
Oh ho ho ho! Sacred Tia, that's actually massive!
Oh my god, Pedro!
Absolutely massive!
My heart is racing!
So well played!
How many flashes you have? If you have zero, I'm going to cry.
Oh
Okay, but one okay, okay
Yo, bro, look at my HP wrong. I have no flasks. Look at me. Oh my god. You'll be fucking whoop that shit, bro
I'm gonna cry for refund. Oh my fucking god replenish your flasks. Oh
now oh
My
Level I'm gonna go a little bit of I I'm gonna go a little bit of vigor actually wait wait
Talk to me wait. Oh my god. What did we get again? What weapons?
Is it time for yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Is shall we go double rivers of blood?
No, no, we shouldn't use that. You know what I love in this schedule what I love in this and what what is feeding the family right now
Us and what is the most fun?
Staggering them right and rivers of blood is no staggers, bro. I don't know I love yeah
I think fire fire night's great sword is kind of calling to me a bit
What is that one is that a good sword?
I don't know
I'm feeling a strength flow just like staggering them I
Think I'm gonna keep my weapon cage but we can upgrade it like we have a lot of smithing stones, right?
I think right now we go next boss because we're ready. We have some levels now. Um, I
Think be I think we're ready for the next boss now
But we can upgrade our weapon real quick like keep some runes. I'm gonna go and
I'm gonna use this weapon late game I need to build two fates and dex
okay you're gonna find much nice 22 strength I need to
with a true strength 22 strength is okay they have any weapons let me check
dex is there a way to respect no right yeah later on so they have hello
smithing stones that's good
Analyzed gold needed this request
Wait, what is this?
Ah crafting
Wait, why did you go to the table of lost enemies?
Cause I wanna upgrade my weapon
Right? You know what I mean?
Like fuck it Kader, I'm not gonna keep this weapon, I fucking hate it
But just for the next boss, like a smithing stone is 500 bucks
We don't care about that, we're rich
Like, you know what I mean?
well but I need six smithing stones upgrade again
I'm still level zero so you're great you're I level to level to level to
Kedr now we're so ready I'm not joking like it's time
Kedr you make the call we fuck the fucking bell-bearing hunter with the bird
all we go to the big bus
I think we go to the big boss
great champion called by grace we go to the big boss I am fear circumstances have compelled my stay at the
It's time to kill me that's doing so right you do you think it's safe?
Save
His PC right here. Sorry. Sorry. I was busy. Which one?
Mitra I'm there right now
I'm there called right now. We're both around people. Yes. Yes. We have videos
Yo, bro. Yo, let's get over here. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Yo, yo, yo, I have a headache, brother.
Like, we were locked in on that.
We were locked in.
We were locked in on that.
All right, here we go.
We have one more flask, and we have more levels.
And upgraded weapon schedule.
Midra goes down.
Just kill Midra.
Just kill him now.
Just kill him.
I'm tanking.
Yeah.
I'm going in.
Careful, dodge, dodge, dodge.
I'm going in.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
He may switch on me now.
Nice, nice, nice.
On me, on me, on me.
Maybe on you, I don't know.
on me I'm going in oh my god nice to the damage I fucked up nice let's do our
to our to massive massive that there was no damage buddy you good yeah oh baby
Thank you again.
Have you checked? Have you checked?
Big one.
Nice.
Fuck too early.
Big one again.
Oh my go-
I'm completely trying.
I'm so low.
Once you have no mana it doesn't do anything.
Oh back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
Explosive.
Come flanking his ass.
Bigger.
what your melee range by the way no I'm no stamina fuck me yes so don't mean
nine I saw flasks you got this
I
Did ever
Chat cage or don't go crazy, bro, please
He'll
My son of you don't go crazy
We're yet so much of a...
Ahh...
Yeah
Low-key when we see half a speed on a first time. I don't think it's worth trying like he is too tanky
Yeah, I should have just died. I should I had four frosts. It was my bad
I thought not gonna lie though my first 50% of his elf bar. I think I played perfectly
I was like those elderly streamers when you're on their dancing pads. I was
Make sure that you still have the flame drake talisman equipped the fire damage one
Yeah
Are you feeling by the way you're okay with the headache or no?
yeah yeah yeah bro i just want the next boss like this guy needs to go down here we go
let's go casual let's look in this is the run this is the run come on pick up your runes
hold that girl hold that girl hold that girl hold it hold it hold it hold it hold it hold it
yeah i'm probably oh i'm one of going crazy i'm one of going crazy i'm going in that maybe
be bad when I'm trying to get here.
It's not right high side, but I finish by the way.
Oh my god.
Big attack, big attack, big attack.
Watch people first.
I need to heal, I need to heal.
Careful on you, on you, on you.
I'm going in.
I missed.
Don't die on me, please.
Do damage, do damage, do damage.
Maybe over heal, you know.
On me now.
Going in again. I'm greedy. Oh my god. Nice.
Let's not miss this one. Last time you missed.
A little bit later. Now.
Nice. Back, back, back, back.
Watch out.
Yeah. Oh, oh, oh.
Got it.
He's on you. I'm going in.
What? What?
Don't die, don't die, don't die.
I, Fagro, I'm just gonna chill.
I'm going quick.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Nice knocked him
Fucking the mass time it time it owner. I've missed time it
Is on me probably now. Yeah
I'm over here
Nice have you attacked no, how's your me?
nice nice they have a second face he's going to do bomb buff we have to get out no i fucked up
he's on me under me he's on you he's on you i'm stuck in a tree no do i try or no
Go for it, go for it. Do it. This is you wanna. Think of the aura. Think of it.
One of Sun, one of Sun?
Tim!
Go on and go!
Go on and go!
Nine!
Stars?
What?!
Don't greet, don't greet, don't greet, don't greet!
Watch out for the explosion!
I don't want to touch this!
He'll click us.
I'll have no!
Oh
Thank you bro, bro, we got him we got him we got him come on come on come on come on come on
Fuck man
Thank you, bro. Let's go. We got him. We got him. We got him, bro
No, he didn't that was my fault that was my fault. No, no, no, no come on. Come on. Let me know when you're loaded
Let me know loading screen. Hold up loading screen. Yeah, we got him. No, we got him. We got him
Come on. Come on. Come on
But this boss is fucking sad. So bro. Here we go. Let's go
Let's go. You ready? Yeah, you ain't seen already. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Why not go through which craft I'm coaching me this instead
I'm fine. Okay
on you I'm gonna go in yeah he damaged me yeah I miss as well oh my god that's
massive and I miss the grip oh I stunned him and I stabbed him completely
smoked him I'm gonna R2M 9 too early on you we may switch on me fuck I'm
trolling right now Pedro don't die on me please I need a girl please switch on
me please watch on me please which I mean why is not switching on to me
what the fuck stay here stay life please now we have to continue right no way
please stay alive please stay alive bro at the circle okay now we have to let go
of my right I'm not even gonna go for it all right let's make it out of the
two some you again you're not too much minion blocks it out of there where
you're right you're right
get out of here get out of here get out of here
five fields i'm gonna use one early fuck this
oh no bomb bomb bomb bomb
careful on you
on me on me on me
watch out on material no i'm so stupid
go die
should i die
yeah i i i i don't know
bro this madness shit bro
bro if he stacks you with the madness
madness that's insane we get this we get this oh yes this is around this is around this is around this is around this is around this is around
here we go here we go holy shit they got renalla and to meet up I swear we're
getting unlucky a cell no
renalla and to meet right now is it only DLC bosses what the fuck
like actually
I'm also going up in that message.
Let me know where I'm going.
But if you want to coach him in the game, do it.
We can continue to coach him.
No, bro, I'm too locked in.
Me too, I'm locked in.
Alright, let's go. Let's fuck him up.
Fuck, I didn't pick up my runes last time.
Bro, why is he doing that early game?
Agro is on you. Agro is on you. I'm going in.
Just chill. Just chill.
You don't have to do anything right now. I'm healing.
How is this still on you?
Alright, I'm healing up.
all right I'm going in let's stagger him he's on a stagger I think nice nice nice
nice I fucked up careful don't get just won't get madness I fucked up I fucked up
oh no
fight it
this is the ramcadre
you fighting?
yeahhh kinda
he's close to being staggered
got it
fuck
fine
aggro on me, aggro on me, go in, go in
I made out here. I made out here. I made out here. Oh
Shit that timing is crazy
He's on you just hide
Not yet. Still on you. No on you now
Nice, let's not fuck this up
I'm over here.
Is there a phase 2 on this boss?
Yes.
That's pretty similar.
Don't die, don't die. Careful for Madness.
Madness is one shot. Nice.
Going for it, sorry.
Let's not miss our R2. Let's not miss our R2.
No.
On you, on you. I'm going in.
Oh no, nice!
Knocked him, stabbed him, knocked him again, knocked him again, big stabber, time it!
Got it, out!
Oh no, oh no my head!
Just don't get madnessed. I'm trying to try to get him.
No.
Popping.
He's one or two of staggered. Nice!
Knocked.
I fucked up, man.
Stop it.
Oh my god!
Archoo, archoo, archoo!
What happened?
What happened?
In, in, in, in, in!
In, in, in, in, in, in!
Knocked him.
Yeah, Captain!
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Give us a battle, my good!
Let's go, Faye!
Two gold seats!
Two gold seats!
Oh my god, fucking God, bruh.
Oh my fucking God, bruh.
You're insane.
I'm not your fucking insane, bruh.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Big W, though.
Oh my fucking God.
Maybe I will go co-stream the games and we can leave it there. That's a good ending though.
Low key, yeah. I don't want you to skip out on that.
That's a kind of all-around ending.
Who's Wichita? It's...
It's just like the team kind of like reformed what they did.
Yeah, you have to watch that. You have to.
That's a good progress day though.
Bro, I am so addicted though, but no, no, no. You shouldn't miss on that.
Kajal, we spent the runes tomorrow too. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
When do we continue tomorrow? That's the last thing we have to set.
the last thing we have to say and then please let's open early Merly like I'm
halla down
um you ping me whenever bro I'll be away from 8 a.m
uh let's say listen to me please um and let me know if possible
12 noon and then we do fucking 10 hour sesh and we finish this
12 noon I got a wild raid in Kara has a hand at seven
What the fuck does that mean?
You heard?
But how long is the raid? How long? How long?
Like are you good at 30?
Okay, so you're good at 12, right? You're good at 12?
Bro, do you want to just keep going now or are you?
Ah, I'm down, but bro, you should watch the game, I think.
Like actually, right? Like it's your whole team, no?
Yeah, but...
No, you're watching
How long is the game?
Yeah, and then what then it finished
Yeah, how long does it take?
Maybe like two hours
Okay, then tomorrow then tomorrow, let's keep going. Let's go. No, no, no, no, I know your check is being real
No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, I have an appointment. I have an appointment. I have to go casual tomorrow at 12
Okay, tomorrow at 12. Okay tomorrow at 12 tomorrow 12. Okay, bro. This is to kind of quit games. It's safe
I don't know. I'm scared. Um chat. How do we save it? Like how do we go with with saving pro? Please?
How do you save it? I
Don't know Sally. How do we leave last thing?
Fuck they told us that's
You need to use separation miss separation miss separation miss. I have to wait. Just wait a second wait a second
Okay, three two one
Leave party
Okay, okay now we can leave right
Kater, bro, hey, this is too much fun, bro. I'm not joking. I knew this was gonna be fun with you, bro.
This is good, this is good. But this is too much fun. Kater, this is good.
Tomorrow we do the longest banter ever. Tomorrow we do the longest banter ever, bro.
I'll see you at 12 tomorrow, okay? Just for chat, that's in 5, 5 plus 12, in 17 hours from now.
Maybe even at 11, if you're early here. Like, maybe I'll hop in early too.
D.O. D.O. Okay, at 12, 11. D.O.
Alright, yo, bro, love you, enjoy the game, bro, and best of luck.
Peace brother love love love love love love love love love love see you
bro oh my god chat chat chat no no no no I didn't think it would be this much
fucking fun I knew it was gonna be fun but I didn't know it was gonna be this
much fun I'm not joking speak to me please chat speak to me again this is
like this is maybe something where where I'm overhyping it because I'm
just having so much fun playing Elring but is it is it an eye to
watch bro I fucking love this shit bro I love Elden Ring bro oh my god bro
yo yo like not a lot of games get me excited to hop in in the morning again
like you know like to go live you know I'm a fucking like I go live late blah
blah blah this that um bro I want to hop in like I this is the only thing I
think about now bro no bro www that's it that's it um bro I fucking love the
show bro all right um let me see let me see let me see boys I ain't ending yet
I'm down to like yep a little bit let me see bro mmm or do I it's only 7 it's
only 7 p.m. what the fuck it's only 7 p.m. horror game is there a new cool horror game
yay or nay
um well let me change this by the way boys we have some bangers coming up bro also with
With fit MC, we're gonna do some things soon again on 2B2T bro.
No, no, no, that's gonna be fucking nuts.
Actually, Resident Evil 9, no, no, that's too big of a beast.
That's too big of a beast, no?
Let me put out my fucking game bro and see what's going on.
Do I fucking get my rank real quick?
My CS rank?
Bro, I was joining Jinx's lobby yesterday, his first rank game ever and bro, he was,
was he outfrigging me?
I hope I don't remember this right, bro.
fucking out for agony like no front row like like but he just joined the game
like I have 10,000 hours this is a joke um so yeah ah also we're doing a rups
coaching stream soon type one if you're excited for that boys rups at one second
something with mr. Beast pause jump
I
Check do I happen to a game yay or nay yay or nay I
Wouldn't mind bro. I wouldn't mind again and hey are you excited for this role? Hey robs coaching?
That's gonna be nice. That's gonna be nice. I told him he was like, I don't know what to do
I don't know what to coach you bro like you already know it all and I was like you're good bro
I'll take the lead. Maybe I teach you some things we turn the table around, you know
But yeah, that's gonna happen bro. That is gonna happen
All right
Let me see how many ranks how many how many how many fucking wins I've ever done. We had five wins
Friend leaderboard Leander 28 kilo that's what I'm going for all right
That is what I'm going for.
Getting my CS2 premiere rank.
Let me change this all real quick.
Do you have time to go to the toilet right boys, please?
Boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
All right, give me actual 30 seconds.
horror game
either horror game or CS we're playing alright
uh... give me six seconds we'll be back and then we decide okay i'll leave you with a
fucking banger song which is this absolute fucking banger sixty seconds we'll be back
get some popcorn get some fucking water
and then we hop in alright sixty seconds starting
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
controller you I'm fried bro is this life alright JL post oh oh fried after
playing it in for farce bro it's because it's out in ring bro I don't know
because my brain actually has to work I don't just yet you know
let's see I have a snacky chat a snacky-mecky we have some oranges orange
Slices, important, important, important, important.
Barmo, cheers.
Right, let me see.
What a jail tweet.
Okay, bro, I thought he's leaving, leaving.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Since it's confirmed by the ESL,
we'll be standing in for Team Liquid
in the upcoming LAN.
I know it's important for the RS points,
for them right now and i'll do my absolute best to help my best friend out flashy wow
happy to be back even though it's not for long
when is Islam should i watch this
who
in this the fuck is liquid playing in
I mean, I guess I need the VRS points.
What the fuck is this?
Liquid was best, yeah?
Liquid was only bad.
Who the fuck is only bad?
Some lad VN team.
Bro, Chad, would you believe me if I say,
after yesterday's performance,
I actually went off stream and practiced on this map for a minute.
I'm not joking, bro.
I was so ashamed, bro.
I was so ashamed.
Like, I actually did.
It's so hard, though.
It's so hard.
CS2EET, let me see.
Whoa, I haven't seen this.
Sunday, March 15th will be the last full day
to punch a solid a buddha post major stickers get them before they're gone oh
my god gotta get them now gotta get them now let's see so after the one
kick little warm-up and then premier mot's prediction on premier game
prediction prediction
My stupid
There we go, I check this out
All right, yeah
Onion all
Money
I'll come ready. Yeah, don't judge me, bro. Don't judge me. Don't I've any like I don't have any I have here we go
I prediction on it
Wait after me name after me name
This feels like I'm watching a horror game yo, bro, I'm not yo, I'm not playing a horror game right now, bro
I'm just gonna play one game of CS
What's a good name here?
I
Fucking I
Guess there's why I guess that me I'm gonna name myself mother-suckin
Crazy
Here we go here we go
Time ready if you're ready
Uh, not ready, huh?
Sh**, I don't feel ready right now.
Don't change the topic.
You really want to see horror game?
Vass!
But I don't even have my thing charged.
Even without a horror monitor?
Let me play one game though.
I actually want to get better right now
Why is my name on a pixel still I should have restart again yo yo guys
Let's ban me rush for let's play dust 2 please bro, please. I'll do anything for you guys anything
Let's ban me rush guys, please let's ban me rush
Let's ban inferno and nuke mirage inferno nuke. I'll do anything for you guys
I'll drop you an op right now mirage inferno nuke ban, please please please please
I'll do anything. I'll suck like please just ban inferno guys. Thank you so much. Oh my god
Yo, please me rush. Thank you guys. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'll do the thank you on your thank you
W team that should be at us too, right because they don't play ancient we do
How wait you didn't see it you're throwing
Did you see it or not?
Bro, if you would have seen that, it was 1-1, it was Dust2 and fucking ancient.
We play ancient so we had the fucking grey bar towards ancient.
No Dust2 played and the enemy team chose ancient.
What?
Oh my fucking god.
I literally had Dust2 locked.
Like I was picking, banning, fucking perfect.
all right all in on whatever you would think is gonna happen bro not one of
my greatest maps but we will see we tried we tried team do you have a mic
hello hello hello don't be shy talk to the room up talk to the room up please
9 can you stop it stop what stop what stop what my friend fun
your fun are you fader right now why are you tweaking like that you're green
green green I play be check this out check this out
Come on
Damn tough team today, huh?
Weekly a bomb bumpy bumpy
You don't do that again, I will fucking kick you from this lobby bro
Hey! Last warning! One more burp, see what happens.
Bro, where are you? No, you're done.
Please don't do that again.
You're one of my teammates bro, you're not my enemy, right?
Why are you burping in my face bro?
Did you burp one more time?
I'll fart.
Alright, check this out.
all right check this out
your burp guy blue where you from
England America
nice
in two countries
I will act like I got the job
I
Middle
Don't go away I have a
bro these guys are fucking dasha bro
yo gwf where you from sorry how old are you bro
blue bro how old are you bro English please only English please very good only English my friend
only English okay no risky no risky
nice
this team is fucking good
middle, middle
pushing you can chill and pushing
should be 4 kills for me
So, how does he know?
Bomb middle down, bomb middle down.
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
GWF, give us a bird, please for celebration, bro.
Please one bird.
One bird.
Blue, please one bird. One bird.
Blue, please one bird, bro. Please one...
Ah! Please.
Blue, please, please, bro, please.
He needs to be fucked.
Oh my god bro, what are they doing?
I'm just trying to get the sound plug to the other side of the screen, it's a little bit of a mess
Bro, has it finished? No, I don't bro, hell no, eww
Oh fuck
Ah, check this out
B rush, B rush
Be safe, be safe
Here I am
I'll be rushed.
K!
Why did I type the question mark, bro?
I would have had both.
One to another.
One to one.
Whoa, this is a playlist.
Whoa, this playlist.
Yo!
I'm the guy.
Yo bro, ten! Who knows the fucking shoulder guy on TikTok right now, bro?
Nah, bro, that's my goal, that's right.
One of the few streamers where it actually...
Like, one of the few kick streamers where it feels like they're an actual good person.
Tab, one of you know what I mean.
His name's like Jim...
Jim... Jimskins or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro, that guy.
Check this out.
Right, I'm full-blind.
Guys, be rush, be rush, be rush!
I'm fucked.
I can get off.
from the course be be be be from middle
fucking you looked at something
I'm not gonna get flanked right I have I have guys it could be a
How do I-
I'm playing bro, I'm not joking
He's not gonna hit me
Safe safe
I
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
I'll play, I'll play.
Yo, uh, Lux, Gloom, Yellow, you play, you speak English? English?
No.
What?!
Ruski, Ruski?
Yes.
Rosh, Rosh, Rosh.
Nacho, Juppat.
I'm in English.
I'm in English.
I'm in English.
I'm in English.
it's out
i got the bomb, i got the bomb
hey Englishman, please gloom please
sugar
shut the fuck up you fucking bitch
i can't speak roski bro please
Flash gunning.
Bombay, Bombay.
Last one, aye.
Sorry, too.
Flashing, aye. Flashing.
Fuck!
Dude, they work it. Check this out.
He's pushing the smoke.
If you pick these codes, top 3 oposites of all time.
What?
Left side.
Ah!
Left side.
Ah!
This is...
Nice try.
I don't know.
I'm going to let you take it.
English please, English.
Yellow, yellow, yellow.
How old are you?
27.
Oh, ha! My friend, me too, same age.
I am 27 years old as well.
I
Type the smiley by oh my god, I actually think that's crazy
Okay
Guys bomb cave
I can flash, flash and ram, stop!
This is the last pasta, man.
Uh, GWF, can you hear me?
Blue.
Red.
Do you have any pets bro? A dog, a cat or anything?
You don't understand?
Do you have any pets my friend? A dog, a cat, a hamster?
I am Iskander
Iskander?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I know it, I ate it recently
It's nice
I set a fish with a tomato
Bomber, bomber, bomber
Guys, B help
Maybe daddy
Maybe cave.
Check this out.
Don't push, don't push.
Pushing, pushing, don't care.
Me? Don't.
Niiiiiiiice!
Halosh Nahoy!
What the hell?
What the hell is this?
My friends, my friends, yellow and blue. Do you watch Twitch streamers?
No.
What?
In general, I understand streamers.
Avalon? Avalon?
Avalon?
I don't understand.
Avalon good or not good?
Legendary, legendary.
Wow, check.
No pixel, Harosch or Notlarosch?
There they are.
Shut up, silence. What's up?
Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit.
You need help
Help out!
You buy flash?
I shot, I shot
Bro, who's smoking?
Nice smoke
One's still okay, guys
Niiiice!
Ah-ha!
He just ran away
Hey, hey, my friends.
Donk or Monezy?
Donk or Monezy?
Donk or Monezy?
What is your name, boys?
Donk, Donk or Monezy?
Which one?
What is your name, boys?
What is your name please?
Donk? Donk?
Or Monessi?
Which one?
Me?
Mark?
My name
You call me boy?
Wait did he call me boy?
Thanks, Sean.
Hope they didn't push the smoke.
Help or be help.
If you need one, Dennis, we're shaking.
Check this out.
What?
Sorry.
I'll flash us in.
Wow!
Reported. I am streaming right now. I'm telling my viewers to report.
Why you call me boy? I'm not boy. I'm man. Man.
Why is he calling me boy?
Yo, watch this. Check this out.
we smoke
molly fades they come in
three two
give him a second give him a second still can't do it
just
come from the middle
two minutes
Maybe a maybe a please check a
Please check a
Please check a guy's someone on a do we have someone on a no be stepping be stepping. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I have to be I have
Bomber bomb, but all this beer I
See the first
I have it your boy has it your boy has it me like simple simple my friends my
friends messy or Ronaldo messy or Ronaldo
I'm going to get him, and you will get him.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to get him.
Messi or Ronaldo, boy?
Uh, who?
Which, which, which?
Thomas, no, no, no. Thomas Miller, Thomas Miller.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
Germany.
You can see it's your real-
I got a mid bomb, mid bomb.
One low, maybe.
Cristiano?
Flashbang.
I don't know.
Chad, it cannot be our...
Ronaldo OG name?
He...
He...
He's the tree.
Is it
Good job boy
listen listen rush a don't be scared bro don't be pussy don't be bitch rush a
What is in Yopter?
Oh, why is he just standing there?
Who does that?
Oh my playing bit!
Hi, Vice Rape!
Hi, Vice!
Hi guys carry my game
They'll have some chat to Mr. Mr. Advice for Mr.
No, no, no for Mr. Hive mine
I appreciate the member for it for it for it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Thank you guys I'm getting carried back to watch these right now
Yo listen listen listen listen BBB B peak B peak navy entry then rush, okay?
Let's go.
Hey, hey, hey, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
You're gonna go.
You're half mine.
I appreciate that.
I'm not gonna leave.
I'm not gonna come back.
Shhh!
Focus.
Check this out, check this out.
Focus, focus.
Focus, focus, Magrula.
Nice!
Don't stop.
Come on.
Next, next, next.
Huh?
I like it
I like it
Thank you for the red harvest, hurry up for it
You're the best, bro, thank you
I'm gonna go to the right
No, don't pick
What?
Strasher
Yes, yes, yes, same, same
What did you say?
They were not talking to me, awkward.
Blue, my friends?
Blue?
Okay.
Do you have girlfriend?
Let's go.
Yes?
Best friend.
Oh.
Yellow?
You two relationship?
Relation shot
And it's behind
Watch behind the base
Oh no, I don't have this
He's dead
What?
oh god
you are two in a relationship
smile
you are two in a relationship
smile
you are two in a relationship
yellow blue yellow blue
you are two
You are a hero?
You are a hero?
Are you a hero?
You are my...
...heirs
You are a hero?
You...
You are a hero?
Are you a hero?
A hero.
I was there.
Guys?
Guys?
Barney Barney yellow blue Barney no no no no no no yes and no no no no no no no no
Barney yes okay okay congrats congrats
I don't know if it's a hill.
I'm here, I'm here.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I can't see him.
Nice, be clear, be clear.
Ok.
Ok, follow me, I'm clear.
I'm cave.
Planting?
Nice, oh my god!
um
What is your favorite
yellow
What is your favorite what is your favorite
what
What is your favorite
What?
You want to kill me?
No, no, no.
I want to kill you.
What?
What are you doing?
I'm going to shoot you.
Okay.
Jump, jump, jump.
What?
Wash!
Oh my god, she's here.
Middle, middle, middle.
Niiiice!
Who is he? What's his favorite?
I'm Kakao, Kakao!
In the other side.
Yeah, he's in the tree.
I got it.
Which one? Kakoi?
Which one?
Yes, Kakoi, Kakoi, Lubimii.
Help me, I don't understand.
I don't understand.
Ah, you don't understand.
No, no, no, no, no.
Repeat, please.
Kakoi, Twoi, Lubimii.
Kakoi, Twoi, Lubimii.
Yellow.
And blue.
Hey
Kakoi which one which one yellow
Which your favorite Kakoi Lubee me
I don't understand
Are you stupid?
It's okay Kakoi
What?
You don't understand?
Kakaoi, Tvoi Lubini.
What?
You don't understand?
Kakaoi, Tvoi Lubini.
What?
What Lubini? Why Lubini?
Middle, middle, middle, middle.
Focus game, you don't understand. It's okay.
Just, just, just, just Lubini.
Just Lubini, yeah?
Yes, which one? Lubini, Kakaoi.
You don't understand?
Multi fruit, blyat!
Fuck, I'm gonna die!
Which one?
Which one? Which one is it?
It's my favorite one.
nice guys GG GG but no problem please study Russian and English okay
because all the men and women are cheesed
hey blue yellow much love much love really nice couple much love
double guys oh my god that was fun oh yeah yeah but they didn't answer my
question they didn't understand my question chat I don't it's fine bro all
right all right boys this may be where we are you know that's a pillow we had
having that on the same monitor we I was checking something during the game
Mm-hmm chat. No, no, no, no, I'll leave you early today. I'll leave you early today. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Um
Tomorrow
Massive
Massive the day after that massive for that massive listen, bro tomorrow
All day Elden ring all day until we beat the fucking game
Will we finish the game tomorrow? Yes, we will yes, we will
time to lock in
Time to lock in check how many main bosses are there we have how many down right now on three four
Part-timer don't call me a part-timer, bro. Don't call me a part-timer
I
Think we got a bro. I think we got it
What is your they didn't understand it though in Russian boys? I will see y'all tomorrow
Um, thank you for the stream. I'm so happy that the Elden Ring thing all worked out the way it did
I hope you enjoy it too as much as fucking Kajal and I do so
Yeah, boys. Hey enjoy your fucking night. Enjoy your morning. Enjoy your evening wherever you are and
Love guys love. Thank you for being here
Whether I play fucking CS on a fucking on a high tier level or whether I play Elden Ring on a high tier level
You know, I know you're here for the gameplay and I'm gonna try to provide that every single day boys
Thank you so much. Love you guys.
Enjoy that morning, evening, whatever you are.
W Sally in the chat.
Without him, we would have not been in Elm ring today.
Sally was guiding Kajal and I today to like,
put this into this folder to download this, download that.
He gave us his account to download that as like,
bro, it would have been GG, it would have been GG.
W Sally, W Sally.
So yeah boys, see you guys tomorrow for Elm ring.
I'm fucking hyped for that.
Thanks for all the subs, thanks for all the followers, thanks for all the subs, bye.
And, um, yeah.
Of course you're in the bus, see you all tomorrow.
Peace.
Don't stop streaming like you don't stop gambling.
What?
I don't even do that.
All right, bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye.
See you all tomorrow.
Tomorrow I'll see you early, guys.
Very, very early.
In four hours plus 12.
So like, 16 hours.
I'll be here in 16, bro.
I'll be here at 12.
I'll be here at noon.
I'll be here at noon.
So yeah.
Boy, see you, guys.
Bye-bye-bye-bye.
Love you, guys.
Mm-wah.
Peace, peace, peace, peace.
Peace, peace, peace.
What is this?
Yo, yo
Yeah, he's not
Yeah, he's not
Okay, I'm done. Ah, boys, peace