Hello?
Huh
Nah
Nah, check out my clueless
Chat are those real
Those fucking real, bro. I don't know those fucking real
No, shut those are real right?
Is this a meme I
I cannot post this on Twitter are those real I actually know I actually don't know bro
I'm actually confused right now guys. I'm half asleep, bro. I'm half asleep, bro
Well, let me quickly. Let me quickly do this
Boom boom boys the shortest life ever the shortest life ever
Quick going over new gloves and and skins
All right, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go boys. We are here. We are here. Hey, no fucking coffee
No fucking coffee for the first time in a long time. I start every single stream with a coffee
No, no, no, no, no coca-cola
K zero caffeine zero sugar. Mmm. I was sitting on my couch
Watching some twitchy
Watching some twitchy all the sudden my phone blows up. I thought World War three. I thought World War three
And it's like gloves gloves new gloves new gloves. I was like, what the fuck do you mean gloves?
What the fuck do you mean boys and girls the shortest life ever?
I will not be life for long, bro. All I want to do is look over the skins real quick, okay?
I can't be I I'm not gonna do it 3 a.m. Or bro. I'm not that guy no more
I'm a little bit on nowadays it is it is it is it is but I do want to check the skins for a quick
All right, call John call. What is he doing? What is he doing? What's he doing?
If a low-key right now cases right now, I can't right now
I would love to join, but I have to look at the skins right now. I'm fucking my my my my my
I'm actually break up this happens once every half a year once every half a year when was the last time we got gloves fucking
fucking
1999
Sheesh boys are those cases open able to night yay or no
Yeah, yeah, are those cases openable tonight? It's a terminal
It's a what now
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, this is what people were talking about that maybe they were fucking exchange skins with terminals
Boys and girls, what are you talking about? It's a fucking time. What are you talking about? It's a fucking terminal wait
You guys on everything I saw I saw the messages and I instantly like was ready to go live like I am not
I am not ready right now
All right, let's dig into it boys. We start by checking out what daddy valve
Tweeted because then again every single up that always starts with the street boys and girls if it is and
Motherfucking from the tablet where we can open it. I look you need some steam balance right now
Motz, get on that please. I need minimum. How much scene balance do I need? Can I open them right now?
Yay or nay? Yay or nay? I actually don't know. I actually don't know.
Yes?
Oh
Say less, say less. Motz, please. I need scene balance. Pleasey, pleasey, pleasey, pleasey, pleasey, pleasey.
Now, please. Alright, let's first quickly go over the skins. Boys and girls. I'm also
So hopefully we can check the skins in-game, all right
We will be able to check out all the gloves at least an inspect W. Oh, oh
W. Oh, yeah, I need at least a thousand right now
I need at least a thousand right now a thousand would be bueno bueno
If it's terminal how many is that I don't even know let's see we start off the stream by quickly checking out
What daddy counter strike tweeted what do they have in store for us?
us. New hand sweaters. Why hand sweaters? Because it's like you put a t-shirt on to your
hands, aka your fucking hands are wearing a t-shirt. What does it mean? Gloves. Gloves.
New hand sweaters. That means gloves. Okay. Let's have a look at what they have in store
for us
but i think that i think
but i think that
that
that
hand
today we're introducing the data and collection featuring seventeen finishes
not sixteen
from community contributors which means
the basically calling themselves lazy we did nothing but we talk skins from the
community of the government
and twenty two on your gloves and that's what i think
twenty
Timeout 22.
22.
All right. Um, let's start with the fucking blues, I guess. Shall we?
Just real quick. We're going to open some of these in a minute.
All right. Gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves.
Um, how do I do it?
Wait, do I quick fire through these real quick?
So Chad wait how do you unbox these that hand collection? How do you unbox this?
How do you unbox this? Where can I inspect the skins right now? Is that way?
Was it all in the terminal check-in game?
All terminal
Okay
Fuck this that mean a bro. Okay. You're much I need quick quick little balance right now quick little balance right now
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
And I'll buy a terminal right now. Can it be used? Yes, Sally. I think yes. Yep. Yeah, I think so
I think so hearts and chat for mods who are working overtime right now also at late at night also late at night get the weekly drop
Hey, I need to I want to buy it right now. I want to buy it right now
All right, let's see. Let's see. Do I skip through the skins real quick?
Fragment ohm chat in the tournament. I can't inspect the skins, right?
Let me see how can I get the inspect links? You can say no no no no say you swear say you swear
buy a terminal and inspect your bro I'm not gonna lie I have 36 yo motz I need one gift card
right now like insta please I just need to buy one terminal yo please please I just need one
terminal very quick this is alarm stufel rot we say in German alarm stufel rot chat
We're also getting all the inspect links for gloves. Yeah, I have my boy epidemic working on that in 10 minutes
We're gonna be inspecting all the new gloves which also means in game technically right because you can press the button where it says like
Oh, I'm wearing the fucking hand sweaters. Okay
Weekly case drop got removed stop the cap stop the cap
All right, let me see a Sally around bro. I just need one fucking quick one
tooth
Ah!
Ready?
Redeem.
Redeem.
Redeem.
Okay?
Mm-hmm
Redeem, okay
Do not redeem. I actually do not redeem. I have it wait continue. Please work. Please. Oh
Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay. Yep. Yep. Yep. The rest put some shit around it. I'm
Boom, okay. I'm buying one real quick. I'm buying one real quick so we can check out the fucking skins
So what do I need? I need the fucking I need the fucking what the fuck is it called against fucking terminal, right?
terminal
Is it the gen is listening it's not on me. So which one fucking is it?
Uh-huh
35 bucks get me in
Is that cheap I think it is I think it is
NYC don't ban this for me, please don't take this away from us. Don't take yo, hey someone bought it someone bought it
I
Boom chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill okay?
I'm paying 40 chill chill chill chill chill chill chill I'm paying the but I'm praying this place. Okay. Okay. Okay. I here we go
Boom boom boom boom. Let's see. Let's see sealed that hand terminal
Boys and girls
Boom, let's have a quick fucking look. This is the update. This is the update
three
two
One we undress the terminal
Four new collection including fucking gloves boys and girls you were right people were saying that they're gonna replace cases with terminals
And would you look at that? We have a fucking terminal with a fucking gold. That's new
That's new which means no more ding ding ding ding
But you have this fucking Bob guy talking to you why is Valve doing this because maybe they're also a little bit greedy
Because this way they get the money from the first sale. Why because you will see how it works in a second
I'll show you we will open one of these this is 40 euros right now that I paid for the shit. All right, let's see
M249
Bok
Blocks aka Bok Bolox. We have some purple on it. We have fucking all the different signs on it
Like I'm fucking tweaking on a less day. We have a chicken jockey in the back
Nice little purple fucking M249, not a Negev, not gonna say that again, I hope there's not
one of those in there, I hope there's not one of those in there, not trying to fucking
say this word too many times, alright? Already fucking feeling a little bit, okay, okay,
calm down everybody. This one I would say, it's aight, it's aight, does anyone ever
buy this gun? Hell nah, unless a fucking Jinxie challenge. Next up, 3, 2, 1, boom. M4A4
La boo boo stick aka Zuba stick. We have the teeth the UK teeth coming from the top
Coming from the bottom. We got the stalagmites and we got the Dolomites type one if you know what I mean
And it's kind of doodled. It's kind of doodled with a pen
Which gives it a nice vibe. It's kind of like your kid drew it right when you unboxed the kid
You give him a pen and a paper
Your body hooks you up with something like this
I guess we have the fucking eye of Zaurus at the top the eye of Zaurus right here
This is how it looks when you hold it. Oh
I do like the red specs. I'm not gonna lie these red specs right down the back
They do turn me on a little bit. They do turn me on a little bit. All right, they do they really really do
I don't mind this at all. Oh
We got the little rusty vibe in the back
I like that little one vibe and all that for just a blue very cheap skin not too bad W next
UMP45 fragmento fragmento 25 out of 100 not sure what that means this skin
looks fucking not too good looks like a red line made by a toddler I'm sorry
bro sometimes less is small sometimes less is more not the biggest fan we
also have the access bro thinks he's a fucking print streamer creator this
looks like fucking marathon fucking new ass new gen steam game I don't know
Bro, not my favorite UMP not my favorite UMP three two one sort of huge
Go get the brocode crane for me owner. What does that mean? What is the brocade crane? What is the brocade crane?
I actually haven't seen that. I appreciate the fucking 50
Okay, that's literally a terminal. I'll open one for you, bro. I'll open one for you
Thank you, Axolo. Hey, shout out to 2B2T pit community if you know, you know sort of fusion
What am I looking at bro? There's like some fucking
It says sort of right here is that an enormous can I don't even know we have the fucking like
Like dust we have dust in the middle. Yeah, it's not too crazy. I don't know my favorite, bro
Not my favorite, bro
Not my favorite this one's whatever next up five seven. Oh
Oh! Dark Polymer!
Now we're kind of talking. What's timeout clips for now Chad? You don't have to send me clips yet.
We check out clips after we go over this, okay? Right now only need your W's and your L's.
And I need your, this skin is garbage. This skin reminds me of a pussy.
All of that, Chad, right now. No clips, no this, no that.
Alright? Mwah!
We have to lock in, bro. I'm not gonna be like for long, bro.
Because tomorrow it's elvening, bro.
Five seven back Paulie now. I fuck with it. Have you why because it looks pen fantastic 3d
Purple is a color that I really really like I remember back in the day people were saying purple is the gayest color
Is that true? It's like the color of
Bro, I bro me like I'm into women, but I love purple. I love purple bro
Give me some of that. Give me some of that, bro thinking about buying a fucking purple t-shirt right now
I'm not gonna joke. I'm not gonna joke. I fucking love this color, bro. I love this color fucking sexy SL
It says Landario Moms on there, that's maybe the fucking cellar.
Oh, completely fucking see-through.
Showing us all the fucking curves getting me bricked up right now in fucking 1AM in the fucking night.
Oh man, I wish this thing would fucking lay under my fucking pillow right now. Next up. Boom!
USPS... shh...
Zubau.
Shh... USPS Zubau.
USPS Zubau.
We have the fuckin' Mandarin symbols on the shh...
Silence, huh?
We have the- Oh, holy corny, holy corny.
We have the manga eyes in the middle.
I can already see those face of demons from Russia.
Fucking Ferrari picking you with one of these bad boys.
Oh, mama mia.
And guess what? I'm gonna be that guy.
I'm gonna be that guy.
Yo, uni DVD, thanks for the fuckin' 50, bro.
Open another one on me. I will for you afterwards, which means we're already at three. I'll open three, but oh hell no
Oh hell no guys, please. These are stupidly expensive right now
We have the fucking who we have the netherite star the netherite star don't type fucking come on bra again
Well, I said netherite star we have the netherite star on the fucking magazine
Pretty corny but also pretty cool. I'm not gonna lie beacon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the shuriken as well
You can say sure again in my Minecraft guy next up and I do like how it looks in the back
Not too bad of a skin for a blue. This is a blue. This is gonna cost like 10 cents, bro
three two one
PP bison RMX
By the way neighbors, I'm sorry
In UK Scott release in Counter-Strike and I do have to commentate my job is calling
I'm sorry. I know you have to wake up in the morning. I know me too, but
But let's talk about it tomorrow, please.
Right now we have to go...
I'm sorry, I'm actually sorry, alright.
Shaz about.
I think they're sleeping right above me right now.
Alright, chat, just make sure that I don't shout.
If we unbox gloves, if we unbox gloves, ZZ.
That's what I'm gonna say.
ZZ.
I mean, you may, I may be live tomorrow from the fucking, from the streets.
PBBis and RRMX.
We have some colors in the fucking middle.
We have the fucking...
We have like a rainbow thingy, a DVD thingy.
It's shiny, it's kinda shiny.
We have some purple on it.
We have red going into pink into purple.
Kinda reminds me of a blood sport, but less sporty,
if you know what I mean.
It's aight, it's aight.
0.64, could've been a 0.67, oh my God.
Not bad though, next up, boom.
There's a, what?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is a purple there's an even fire breathing. Why does it look hella fucking fire?
Yo a diggle place costs like a fucking thousand bucks. What is this a purple?
That looks fucking insane. It even has some shine to it doesn't it? It even has some shine to it
If I feel like it has some shine to it look at the fucking look at this boom boom boom boom
You see that shit I need to whip up my fucking pen bro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Well, I have to put fucking new title bro
opening new gloves case
album
Wait, am I live on YouTube? Ah, see bow. I'm not gonna live on YouTube again. It's fucking
This is fucking clean it reminds me of Danny Phantom flames boys
Danny fucking Phantom type one if you watch that as a kid too. This is fucking clean, bro
Well now next up three two one but a big butter bang and for a 1s
Electrum we're gonna check on all the new gloves and men by the way boys. I have the links. I have the files. I
Have the gloves files
shiver me timbers and for when I select home
Reminds me of a Mosquots
We have brass bits though. I wouldn't say golden. I would say brass and
And we have some dinosaur skin type beat we have some
We have some how do you call this again when you try to go incognito in the safari we have some some of that some camo some
Camo we have some camo
We have like three different three different vibes
I don't know if I like that at all it does fit my gloves right now those red bits
So I'm kind of biased personally
wl on this one boys this one I'm kind of undecided on of course it's a gun that
you will use a lot it's an m41s but the deagle I did like more I'm not gonna like
most of you are saying w though that's nice it is a fucking flashy skin for
purple that's gonna cost like a few couple of bucks and you get one of the
most expensive colors gold could be a deal could be a deal next skin three
Mots, what are we doing?
Two, one, MP7 Emberline.
Another purple.
Maximum orange.
Orange used to be my favorite color in high school.
Not anymore. Not anymore.
We have the fucking Tiger Stripe color.
Sorry, like a tiger color. We have the fucking orange with the white.
Now I want some Kellogg's Frosties.
Shiesalta.
This is how it looks when holding.
shiny deluxe shiny deluxe not too bad bro not too bad once again a purple next
up in three two one galil a r alligator okay this one is fucking nuts why
because it immediately reminds me of the what is it called the galil rock pop or
something in the galil there's one with the pink shit bro if you know you know
and that one is not cheap that's a pink this one is a fucking purple and call me
nuts I prefer this one over the other one I prefer this one over the other one
Galilella alligator it says chomp, chomp, chomp.
Hello, fucking nice.
Damn, baby.
This one is fucking clean as well, boys.
I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is one of these skins you can see right here.
You can see the cartridge.
You see this?
Once you start shooting the gun, this will start going down, down.
And the alligator will start.
It will start chomping away, bro, which is kind of fucking nice, bro.
Kind of fucking nice. I like these type of skins the same as on the Galileo checker box
Fucking dilute. This is one of my favorite skin so far. I love the nuclear vibes
Um, ooh, can't remember me of world row 3 right now. Don't want that not gonna lie. Why do we have this on here?
Valve what are we trying to say here? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
What is this bro? Are you saying like one last fucking armor repass right before it doesn't matter anyways?
What is this right trying to get me hooked?
Chillax bro. What is this? Is this FOMO inducing?
Why you put that logo on there? Oh hell no boys and girls. I fucking love this Khalil next up in three
Why is everyone linking this
Why everyone is linking something different motz just banned YouTube links. Am I getting but it?
What are these clankers bruh?
Motz just disable links for a minute next up MP9 urban super vain in three
two I
Think I'm not so asleep
one
Bada bing bada bang.
Graffiti in the streets, type beat.
Glossy on the golden, which is of course kinda nice.
Glossy is always nice, it feels more expensive.
A little bit Wasteland Rebel Rhypes and AK, what do you call it?
The Revolution one or whatever.
Vibes, um, Anarchy Vibes, in the back it looks techy though, but sprayed on top, doodled on top.
Be the monster vibes, kinda, yeah, with the golden bits, right, from the Overpass collection,
but I don't, I prefer the fucking, uh, I prefer the AKB the monster a lot more.
But it's not bad boys, this one is growing on me. Yo Sally, can we not do anything? Can we,
can we just not delete all links, like YouTube? Go see. Um, this one, chat, I'm not gonna lie,
Think this one is gonna grow on me. It's already growing me, and I've only been looking at it for 60 seconds, bro
I'm telling you this one is not bad. I'm telling you this one is not bad next skin
It's our first pink and boys and girls. It's a fucking AK
Am I ready to get bricked up yay or?
Nay, just be honest, bro. Just be honest
AK is the best.
Goated AK.
Oh my god.
N3.
Name is Crane Flight.
Like the bird Crane, which brings the babies.
Wouldn't mind that.
N3, N2, N1.
Yes, it is.
It is a full golden with white.
It immediately gave me inheritance vibes.
why because of these inscridings like on a fucking on a on a vase we have the wood which is actual
wood black laminated wood we have the red bit of the fucking crane bird who is right now not holding
a baby right now that's good so this is just a german thing like the story and stuff where they like
steal the babies or something i don't know like there's something with it with this exact bird
We have the fucking rat dot in the back.
The rat dot in the back?
Interesting.
Wait, is the bird, is the bird, how do you call it, Indian?
Isn't it when it's the, is it religious?
I don't know.
Because the dot and the bird also has it.
Why can't I delete my things?
I like the skin boys.
I like the skin.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is how it looks when you hold it.
Oh, the outline of the crane is really, really, really shiny.
I need to see that again in action.
Show me your moves, baby. Show me your moves.
Show me your fucking moves.
Oh, you know what I like a lot, but I just realized this.
I've never seen this where the wood, the secondary color is fucking golden, bro.
It's like a fucking wisdom tree, bro. Look the way it looks when you inspect it.
Oh, baby! But you don't see much of it when you hold.
Ah, man, oh, I feel like that's the best part of this.
Because the back is kinda empty. Hmm, interesting, interesting. This one is gonna cost a lot though, we already know.
This is just a pink. Loki, this could be a rat. I'm not gonna lie.
Next one in, three, two,
P250 Kintsugi. Is this the Japanese collection boys and girls? We have a
lot of Japanese references, Mandarin references, Asian references. Call me
absolutely nuts. Call me absolutely nuts. Haven't seen a German skin yet. Haven't
seen a German skin yet. Mary, it's next. In three, in two, in one. P250 Kintsugi.
Oh
Origami vibes give me your d now for PayPal fucking make you a bird, baby
With my own hands a fucking like this ship, bro
That ain't bad that ain't bad. We have the golden bits again. This collection is very very golden focus chat
I don't mind that I don't mind that I like gold gold gold
All right, but what I like even more is unboxing golds, bro, which we will hopefully do in a minute
We're gonna open some of these puppies
We have the fucking bird in the middle
Look at this hand of meet us like meet us touched it, baby
And it's fucking the fucking golden line goes through it like juicers were placing pixels in fucking ass-lash place
Look at this, bro. The golden void
Whoa
I'm about to come. I'm not gonna lie if this next skin is great. I may have to end stream
Damn one more time when holding it
I like the blue bits at the bottom
It goes from the blue like the blue at the ocean to the top to the sky where it's white the clouds are white and
The ocean is blue type one if you know what I mean that ain't bad, bro. That ain't bad, bro
We still got the gloves to come next is P90
death
Gays boys and girls
We are all gonna face death at some point
But let's just hope that we're enjoying our time on this planet as long as possible and as happy as possible
All right, this next P90. I really want to skip it, but then again it is update day. I
Will quickly look over it. Okay, not for too long though. I don't like to talk about death
P90 death case in three two one
I
Don't want to look at it boys. Is it bad? Yes or no is it bad? Yes or no?
Is it gonna make me feel aware? It's 1 a.m. Right now it W. I'm checking. I'm checking. I'm checking. I'm job
I see a fucking baddie, bro
Fucking lasering something. What's she lasering? Oh?
Oh, oh my god take over my life now
Nah, I like this one a lot. Oh, oh my god. What the fuck is she that?
Is she the devil?
No, what is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Yo, I already know that the guy on the workshop
named the fucking P90 Secubus and fucking Valtteri
name it.
No!
Yo, yo, give me one of these in battle scar, bro.
No, I can fix her.
I can fix her.
I'll make a fact new.
Fuck!
That is nice.
This how it looks in game.
Boom.
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
What?
false gods guys call me nuts but they're kind of like this is kind of like a
little bit weird or like I don't know like I'm not I'm not that religious
myself but this is a lot this is a lot we got the devil on us we got the we got
the fucking like all kinds of things that are like a little bit like a
religious and everything no and then in the back it says what did it say again
something crazy fucking false gods whoa whoa what a whoa whoa what is this what
what is this what is this it's me dusa bro hmm okay check check check what does
this a chart what does this say one way one way only one way to hell huh we have
the crown at the bottom on the fucking snakes' i it says non no stop rush B
classical that's how you end up in heaven or hell I don't know you tell
me interesting bro very very interesting do we like the skin yay on a
Once again, we have a lot of golden on it a lot a lot of gold in this whole collection is gold gold gold focused
That's for sure. Um, I see mixed opinions in the chat. I think that's fair. What nine and miss clicked
I do we go okay, okay, okay time out time out time out next skin is a red
Jet is there one red or two reds one red or two reds? I need to know before I go into this red
It says op
Queen scambat
It's two reds
Is this the better red or the worst red the Queen's Gambit?
Chat it's a chess themed orb, right Queen's Gambit. It's the movie
Gambit
Magnus Carlson
Check us no chess. We all know what that means
Boys and girls. I'm gonna go in three
Queen's Gambit is it gonna be a queen playing chess could be in two in
One you will come
I'm so ready come on all Queens gambit
Slide it in no
Wait a second wait wait it needs to grow on me wait a second immediate opgumia vibes with golden bits
Of course, it's like a meters touched opgumia. That's my first vibes right now. We have the fucking
What you would see in Buckingham Palace on the fucking carpet this type of shit, bro
This type of shit we have somebody who tried to drew the Canadian flag, but miserably failed
We have we continue we go to towards we go towards the shaft of the gun
Then it starts becoming golden. I like that. I like that. I like the color of gold
We have a fucking gem in the middle in the heart of the all there's a fucking Zafir if I'm not mistaken a
Fucking Zafir or it could be a blue fucking VVS diamond. We don't know we don't know is it shining though? Yes, it is
yes it is look at the shine of that fucking crystal oh my god we have the
fucking golden inscribings into the fucking church's wall with golden
leaves chat how do you call the progress again of of putting golden leaves onto
something and you basically like emboss it in that there's a word for that I
remember scrolling on tiktok and it was hella like it was so entertaining but
It was like a woman who put golden leaves onto like a frame. There's a word for it
Gilding gilding. Yes, sir. It gilded off. This is gilded boys and girls gilded
Oh, wow the handle is kind of nice. I like this if it would all be full golden it would look kind of sassy
All right one thing I do have to say though
Yo, hey
Who played too much clash royale at fucking wealth?
This looks straight
Just this looks straight from a fucking Supercell game. Am I the only one bro?
Yo, bro, like what is this bro?
Looking like the healer and the fucking princess if they had a baby
You know what I mean? Archer Queen. Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir
What the fuck? I don't know if I like that boys. I don't know if I like that boom
This is how it looks when you fucking hold it in game. So we have the gold and I do like
how balanced it is it is
quite a bit of gold is it too much I think this could be non-golden and it
would be a little bit better call me absolutely nuts am I the only one type
one if yes to have no I feel like if this was blue it could be even better I
may be wrong though I may be wrong though there's a fear in the middle that's a
nice centerpiece that is a nice centerpiece they could have also done
something with this they could have put as a fear right here you see where my
markers could have been interesting a lot of people they play with around with
A lot of skins create us. We have the golden button in the back. I wonder what happens if you press that
Hmm, I don't mind that at all arrow just got the orb Zubau Zubau Zubau Zubau
The problem is with these boys
How much does it have to buy it for light was the jewel did you get it or no? Did I get baited not there
It's just not there
I think I got baited.
Alright, next.
The question is how much do they want for it, bro?
Because again, this is fucking, this is the terminal, bro.
We're gonna open some in a minute.
I have some.
Last skin, before we maybe check the gloves, I'll open some.
Glock 18, fully tuned in three, in two, in one.
I have a question.
We have like five different skins with girls on it, and not one with a guy.
What are you trying to do here CS? What are you trying to do here, bro?
Are the bills that high?
Are the bills that high? Why the fuck does every second skin have a girl on it?
Call me absolutely nuts, bro. You know that you have a lot of gooners playing your game, bro
Are the bills that high bro?
At this point just making only fans with fucking skins on it. What is this, bro?
Bro, they're just releasing fucking girl girl
What the fuck am I crazy am I weird for saying it I
Just went through the collection
The three highest tier skins what the fuck
Bro, this is the skins that only everyone cares about all of those three. What the hell I
Mean a this one it does look kind of nice. It does look kind of nice
It is holographic. That looks probably right look at the fucking mouth look at the mouth
That sounds weird. Look at the look at the mouth. Oh, oh, oh my god
Oh, that's shiny or whatever that is on top. It is maximum shiny boys and girls
Fas
It's full holographic full. I am not joking
What the helly belly?
All right boys, it's time and then we have the gloves. We're gonna check out all gloves in a minute, but first
It's time
for my first
Dead hand terminal
Right when the update get released. It's 1 a.m. For me valve. I'm here
Love's gloves gloves
Talk to me, Bobby. Talk to me gloves gloves gloves off of the table. She pees off shit
I'm not even joking my neighbors are asleep. If you do that again. I'm gonna crash out
I'm gonna happily decline and you're gonna give me something better check. I have to make sure they updated this as well
I put it at unlimited, right?
Because I want the golds. Yeah, I keep it at a limit it. We decline the offer and we go again
Give us a gold give us a gold Bobby give us a gold
Eight bucks eight bucks eight bucks eight bucks eight bucks eight bucks eight bucks
Don't even check the floor just buy it because the price adapts
What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck I take it I fucking love this AK how much how much how much
now and I can't say it yet I forgot in seven days I can in seven days I can
I'm tweaking this is nice I don't mind this at all I don't mind this give me
another one give me another one now give me another one now give me another one
now where my fucking gift cards yo moz moz moz should we have more gift cards
yes or no I need an answer now I have no time to waste right now bro the fucking
terminals are waiting to be open bro Bobby needs to talk to me my phone is
fucking ringing bro Bobby has another offer for me hello everybody calm down
buying another red around about an owner no what's going on that hand that hand
that hand- dat hand that hand that hand price is going down oh my god
down to this count it's a flash sale c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon
c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c-挖s? it didn't go through
I didn't go through it didn't go through it didn't go through it didn't go through
Oh, it did!
I have an idea, I have an idea
I have an idea
I have an idea
I have an idea, I have an idea
Okay, idea, executed
Boys and girls, here we go
Bobby, fucking talk to me
Fucking talk to me now
Give me a fucking gold
What are the options for getting gold?
Is it the same?
I guess it's one in four hundred two
You open basically four cases
Come on, slide it in
Please slide it in Bobby
GAH!
Deelo no deal.
Float check, point three seven. That's ass.
Bobby, go fuck yourself.
Give me something better.
I know you can do better.
Give me a pink, give me a red.
You-
The condition is better.
But what the fuck is this?
A blue?
Bobby, you'll go again,
and you give me something nice.
You give me a fucking red,
you give me a fucking pink,
She gave me a fucking gold!
Give me the new gloves.
Now.
How much are the gloves gonna be? Like a hundred?
Gloves!
Gloves!
Gloves!
Gloves!
Gloves!
Again.
Again.
Again.
Gloves.
Gold!
Gold!
Gold!
Gold!
Again.
Again.
Again.
This is not my last one yet, right?
Come on.
Come on.
Gold!
Gold!
Gold!
I'll take it.
Just fucking...
Oh my god.
You fucking scammer.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Here we go, here we go again. Gimme gold, gimme gold, gimme gold. Last one, last one, last one.
Kappa, gold, gold, gold, gold. What are you guys doing, bitches? Do you want me to gold you piece of fucking .18?
Oh, let's check the float. Next, next, next, next, next. Highest float?
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold. Oh my god!
57 bucks. I'll have to take that or?
That's my luck crazy or my crazy?
I'm not crazy or am I crazy?
It's the same as his case, no?
Yo, what the fuck?
Did I have to take that, no?
We have to take that!
Critical inspect, this could be ours right now!
Wait, I like this!
What if the next one is a gold one?
No, no, no, no, I have to take it, I have to take it, I have to take it.
I have to take a Chenor?
I have to take a Chenor?
No gem?
What?
Alright, time out.
I want to say that that's really fucking cool how only good conditions have a gem, but
I ain't happy about it right now because mine is fucking well worn and doesn't have a gem.
Well, I guess we found out.
That's the fucking positive news.
I guess I was the fucking guy who broke the news that there is no gem because I fucking
got a shit one.
Oh, hell no.
Do we take that shit?
I mean, 100% we do.
100% we do.
Right?
100% we do.
But fuck, I need gloves.
Fuck.
Ah, Chad, for sure that's going to be more than 50
on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on,
the first sale day, right?
For sure that's going to be more than 50, right?
A rat?
Yes, for sure.
What am I saying?
What am I saying?
Am I fucking crazy?
It's 1 AM, and I'm fucking talking like I have zero IQ.
Of course it's going to be more.
people use it in trade-ups for gloves of course 250 minimum or oh my god wait
these are these may be profitable right now am i tweaking yeah mods give me
actually 2k i'm not joking give me actually 2k pokemon dmca incoming kind
of looks like enga but hold on a second gotta catch them all ash catch up whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa time out time out we may be cooked the number one
company to that love swing is Nintendo Nintendo wait what is he saying yo yo yo
All right, boom boom boom boom, um, okay
All right, I'm telling all my contacts right now
Okay, let me message him yo yo yo
All right, boom fuck man. It's so annoying to get money on steam, bro
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, boom, boom, boom, boom, done chat. I do already have
access
To the gloves
Should we check out some gloves real quick before we continue with some cases?
Do we want to see what got fucking released? I think we should just real fucking quick or
um spoilers yeah what are you talking about bro you're acting like you're
acting like they just released a DLC and you have to fucking like fucking do a
story mode to fucking experience the new game and I'm leaking it by showing the
new gloves what you want unbox every single glove yourself bro and then
fucking see how it looks in game what are you talking about what do you mean
spoil what do you mean spoil bro I think we check them out or I think we check
them out type one of we should check them out please tell me chap I'm actually
don't know right now we could we could it's getting kind of hard in here it's
getting kind of hard in here I'm not gonna like fuck I turn on the heater
get it kind of hard in here let me see what it's all of texting wait one
second I'm working on it on the side oh my god we have one K coming our way I
Think we have one day coming our way
I'm gonna cream guys. I'm oh my god, bro. Oh my all right. All right. All right. Yo, this office ours
This office ours look at the original order certificate. I forgot about that too. I forgot about that too. Holy shit. All right, let's see
Let's see boys. Um
Let's check out the glossary quick. Okay, let's check out the glossary quick again. They released mother suck and correct me from wrong
Did it say fucking 18 new gloves? Was it 18 or 22? You're absolutely disgusting.
I want to see what those new gloves are. Alright, just real quick. We hacked the
game files. Don't ban me, Valve. We hacked the fucking game files of Counter-Strike
in order to be able to do three two one we are able to check the skins out right
here right now in inspect should we check out these gloves Jay or Nay boys
and girls just real quick right now I have a guy working in the back shout out
epidemic who gets us all of these codes so we can see them I low key want to do
that bro a lot just quickly going through it let's do it okay same as we
just reviewed the skins I need your double use your else and your fucking
next first gloves of the day driver gloves wave chaser oh wow once again
it's fucking Asian inspired bro and I don't mind that at all I don't mind that
at all we have the Gumiakalas they are driver gloves driver gloves are not that
Wait, am I able to check this out in game as well?
Does in-game work?
Like, I think in-game works, but I'll ask him, I'll ask him.
Not yet.
Who the fuck said Ezreal Gluff in the chat?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, listen, listen.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Guys, listen, listen, listen.
It's late at night right now.
My mods are asleep.
Let's not type some dumb shit, alright?
Let's not type some dumb shit, please.
Driver gloves wave chaser. I don't mind this at all, bro
We have some fucking dragons on there and I already know that these are gonna be pattern based
You're gonna have a center dragon. You're gonna have a center fucking
Flame-throwing dragon. You already know
Next gloves. I do like these chat. I do like these. I do like this a lot
next gloves are called
Brocade Crane I have the file ready boys and girls in three in two in one
Valve is this your mascot or what the what the is it the year of the crane in
China I don't think it is bro I don't think it is the year of the crane who
though why the fuck is this goofy ass crane everywhere bro what a goofy ass
animal bro haven't even seen one in real life yet why the fuck is he all all
over my fucking screen right now and see us who is this guy does he live in
Europe? Does he live in Germany and shit or not? This is like an American thing type thing or
I only saw him in the movies but never in real life. What a beauty. I wonder if these are
pattern based boys because again you have a fucking center crane on the left and a center
crane on the right. It is not pattern based I can tell you right now. Driver gloves brocade
crane. I'm not gonna lie these do look kinda ass but I already know that China will love these
Right? Call me absolutely nuts. Because the tree and everything, the bird walking the tree, the gold, which means luck and everything, I think China is going to love these.
Call me nuts. And you also have, like, I don't know, like this. I don't know. I don't know. Next. Oh, what the fuck. Next is brocade flowers. In three. In two. In one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chad, this feels like I'm browsing the workshop and I look at some goofy-eyed skins right
now.
But these are fucking real.
You could see Rob's winning a major with these gloves right here.
They are so shiny.
They are so shiny, bro.
Look at this.
Latex gloves a little bit
Brocade flowers and we have the grandmas stitched flowers on it again with golden bits as everywhere
Hmm. Do you fuck with these chat grandmas couch gloves? It's very interesting. That's for sure next up. Whoa
chat visa called
dragon fists
Was
in three in two in one
Okay, okay, okay now we're talking now we're talking now we're talking what you literally
have dragon scale armor in CS imagine this with the crimson red knife is this nice I
think it is dragon fists I don't like this little part muster right here like this little
part pattern hmm this can be nice I think again it also doesn't look pattern
based can go pretty hard ball sack alright yo yo I don't like this anymore
you piece of shit why are you saying shit like that
actually don't like this anymore I'm not joking bro I'm not joking you just
ruin it next next next one is called garden just garden what the fuck does
that mean I like garden I like green three to one garden boss it didn't work
I'm gonna crash out did I copy it wrong three to one oh it does work driver gloves
Garden all right, so
Did the valve employees choose these skins or did the grandmas of the valve employees choose this these skins?
Because why does everything look like a curtain? Why does everything look like a curtain from the fucking 90s?
interesting we have once again stitched flowers someone says rage bait skin we
have stitched flowers on fucking driver gloves all the way to the finger to
sorry sorry but it is the middle finger where the middle like the red one is you
know sorry I'm not trying to show anything right now but it is the middle
it is on this one where you know I mean all right next next next up we have a
You're telling me that this is the name of the gloves that can't be I was copying all of this
You're telling me the next gloves are called
Zygaya
With a lower ass and a capital rest. I'm gonna end the stream right now if that's true
well
Well, thank the Lord you fucking mistype bro because the ass is capital guys we stay here um
Um, driver glove Zygaha, Zygaha.
We have clouds upon clouds upon clouds.
It looks like the Wi-Fi symbol, which I like.
Guess what?
I'm using Wi-Fi right now, and I fucking love it.
I fucking stay connected when I'm chilling on the couch.
I stay connected when I'm fucking at McDonald's eating a salad.
Wi-Fi is always with us, and Wi-Fi is changing the world as we know it.
We got the wifi gloves to show it.
I don't mind that at all.
Next up, we got the driver gloves plum
and we also have sport gloves boys.
Oh my God, sport gloves.
Sport gloves and specialist gloves.
Bro, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
All right, here we go.
Plum gloves, plum gloves, plum gloves.
In three, in two, in one.
This reminds me of these fucking videos that are supposed to be satisfying where they have
like a plastic silicone mold and they pop out these eggs out of this silicone ball type
one if you know what I mean.
This one is a tripofobia type skin.
You could also say it looks like a fruit.
You could also say it looks like a blueberry muffin like right here the thump especially.
Yo, I don't know if I like that shit, bro.
Yo, Jamie, pull up the video of the guy pulling out
the fucking black dots out of a fucking silicone mold.
Type one, if you know what I mean.
I don't know if I like acne skin.
Yo, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Nah, not funny, G, not funny, G.
I'm trying to equip these, bro.
What if I unbox this right now?
You just ruin it for me.
Next up, hand sweaters gloves in three and two and one.
Whoa, I fuck with those heavy, I fuck with those heavy.
Everyone's by far so far right now period that is so cool. It's like a Christmas sweater
That is nice. That is fucking nice, bro
Imagine this with a fucking emerald. I'm not gonna lie, bro. That is actually clean. That is actually clean, bro
This one with a fucking M9 emerald. Holy shit
Or what else like a like it just like a gamma Doppler, bro
Because you also have the dark sides on face false, right?
Imagine like a nice dark M9 gamma Doppler with this. That's fucking nice, bro
that is fucking nice bro what lotos yeah yeah yeah it's a pull under pull under
yeah I like it a lot I like that a lot next boys and girls we move over chat
do you want first sport gloves or specialist gloves again 22 new gloves
can release 20 to 18 I forgot again first specialist or sports
you're all are saying chat which ones are more interesting sport gloves are
are usually the most expensive gloves in the game.
Mods, which ones should we do first?
And like, you know what I mean.
Like, what makes sense to go first?
Which one has the one with the wow effect?
I wanna do that one after.
I'm gonna go through fast with it, but you know.
Sports first?
Ellen, I'm talking, we do the better ones last.
Are you sure that sports is more boring?
sports first okay okay here we go okay I trust you here we go and then if this
is wrong no no no no all right except us is it true like sports first here we go
wait EpidemicSSTMs boys and girls a new message just hit my discord in-game
works we check them out in-game right now why inspect them we can check them
out again do I no no no wait wait do I check them first real quick and then in
game okay jet none and I'll fuck for fuck just because we started like this
sorry for edging we're gonna immediately hop in game afterwards
I'll hurry up I'll hurry up three two one first spot loss established the
spot loss as you wanted me to boom okay bro you fucked up these gotta be more
more hyped than the fucking specialist. This is fucking crazy. This is already crazy.
Fire and beat work. That's fucking peak. Bro, I love how they, how it looks like a fucking
pull over like just like nice vintage vibes. Looks like a fucking 90s sweater from the
fucking 90s, bro. Type one of you know what I mean. That is fucking nice and the fucking
leather on here and the fucking trippy like toad pattern on the inside.
Chet, I love these bro. I think these are not gonna be too expensive. I see a lot of elves in the chat right now
That's good for me, bro, because I fucking want one of these. I'm not gonna lie. These are fucking lit in my eyes
I fucking love vintage shit fucking like oh my god. This is clean
Next we have the frosty gloves frosty sounds fucking insane
Please be icy, bro in three in two in one
Oh
Brrrr! Brrrr! Oh my God!
Nah, I gotta put on my jacket again.
Fucking icy in here, bro.
A fucking 1 a.m.
Oh hell no, did it leave my window open? Don't think so.
Not too bad.
Frosty the Snowman vibes.
Looks like you're on a fucking blizzard mission working at the military.
A wear, a wear.
Um, hmm
Reminds me also chat of Star Wars a little bit bro type one if you know what I mean, bur
It's from the farmer skin check check Jamie put up the picture of the farmer skin that this pattern is from
What the next bluffs are called
Blaze
Shut your bitch ass up you did not do that valve
3, 2, 1.
Alright, one thing is pissing me off, boys.
At first I was laughing because I was like, oh hell no, what is this?
It's like 10 year old with the fucking finger skateboard and I don't know bro, it just looks
goofy bro.
Teemu Hot Wheels, Teemu Hot Wheels, not Hot Wheels, Teemu Hot Wheels.
But then at the second look, I kinda started liking them,
but then at the third look, what's pissing me off,
is this fucking yellow color right here.
Am I the only one?
If this right here, this bit, was more rat,
like throughout, they would be boss.
But this fucking yellow is so cringe.
I don't like that at all.
The blue line, I don't mind, call me nuts.
I don't mind that at all.
I mean, we will check it out in a minute again.
All right, next.
Next, bro, these are fucking real.
This feels like a dream.
Next.
The next one is called Cream Pinsripe?
All right, it's going to get creamy in 3, 2, 1.
We're entering the cream zone.
Ew.
what are those I mean the thing that it's got going for it is it kind of looks
like a fucking gang bandana you know these like blue bandanas red bandanas
and I feel like you have sometimes these inscriminers on there you know like a
little like a little bit like a little bit that's kind of cool but the rest like
the colors are pretty ass bro the colors are pretty ass you guys like it though
Wow, okay, okay. Oh, no, never mind. Shed likes it. Okay. Nice. Hey, it's not for me though
It's not for you taste a different taste a different
Hey, you all say that I fucking walk around like a fucking
Like a homeless, bro. Hey, that's what I like. That's what I like, you know and these clothes are for me
But a if it's for you W next up rat racer gloves in three two one
All right, can we can we agree that these are as though can we agree that these are as though
these are fucking garbage oh hell no the 80 on it the 80 on it bro what is this
what does the 80 even stand for are these maybe pattern based no this pattern
one and there's an 80 on it I was maybe thinking like pattern one two three four
and it changed the number no it's not car gloves yeah but those are fucking
trash all right next up ultra-violent spot loss and three to one
fast? are these pattern based? because why the fuck is the left hand purple and the
right hand is seon? boys and girls I think they're maximum pattern based aka
you can get both hands seon both hands purple and shit type one if you know
what I mean do they look good though? they look really really cheap call me
nuts like Weisslofts they feel premium this one feels cheap I don't know why
I think it's the yellow or something
Hmm, I don't know bro the long and gloves store, bro. Nerve gloves store, bro
Toy Story gloves your chill chill. All right last spot loss occult in three two one
We got the red and the golden not just yellow, but look this is fucking golden the outline
your your right now getting kind of hungry bro you know what I want to do
right now bro I want to fucking piece of bread with the fucking long ass sausage
on top of it and then I want to put some fucking ketchup muscle on the
bitch am I the only one though am I the only one though
oh some fucking ketchup muscle gloves don't mind that don't mind that some
fucking Danish cuisine bro a nice little hot dog nice little hot dog not a cold
want a hot dog. Poof, baby. Not too fucking bad, bro. What does it say on a
bro? It's like some, what is it, bro? It's like Illuminati.
What the fuck is this? Yo, time out, bro. Valve, you can't keep doing this, bro.
You can't keep doing this, bro. All right, next. Oh, hell no, bro. Right after
No, bro. All right, next. Oh boys, we have the last gloves coming up
Are you ready type one? Then we're gonna check them out in game
Then I'm gonna unbox a pair of gloves. I may not stop until I unbox some
Next up is line pulling on gloves three to one. We are into specialist gloves and those look nice
Chat some of the most expensive gloves in the game are specialist gloves emerald web
Now we have even minty are green ones with full lime green instead of dark green
these are gonna be not cheap that's for sure and they do look fucking nice I'm
not gonna lie I fucking like him bro I fucking like him nice little caramel
pattern nice toxic green color looks like a fucking creeper imagine you can
get a creeper pattern boys because I'm not gonna lie right now I'm not gonna
lie right now this right here almost looks like a creeper already you see
this right here I feel like that could be like a creeper pattern on that bitch
that would be nice bro from the Minecraft movie next up we got the black
book gloves boys and girls type one if you're reading books you should be
reading books bro trust me guys trust me well I read so I read so many books
every single day this is what I look at this bro right now boom already read
another page basically suck read another page suck read another page that's why
I am always so sharp in my brain because I read fucking books on a daily on a daily next up black
What gloves was it black book here we go three two one?
These don't look real chat
Black book so it's like a doodle book
we have
Gribbles on it boys and girls. There's gonna be some rare patterns on this. That's for sure
Imagine this in an all-white loadout, bro
Maximum petal based I wonder how these are wearing I wonder how this looks in Battlescott, bro. We got the VVAT gloves
Yo, yo, if they have VVAT pattern on these if they have some rare VVAT pattern on this. Oh my god, bro
That's just such VVAT, bro
No, no, no, no, no, no time out time out, bro
This could be a collab with Kai, I'm not even joking bro.
Durable, breathable and stylish, these gloves are designed to take and give a beating.
I'm gonna give myself a beating tonight about these gloves bro, this is fucking nice.
Next up, Chocolate Chesterfield is the next name, I don't know what the fuck that means,
that's some British type shit, no?
Boom.
All right, these look like the most fucking uncomfortable chair slash fucking couch slash
lounge chair ever made.
one of you agree when you see one of these brawl one of these parents and
you're about to submit your ass onto that bitch you already know that's not
gonna be comfy brawl I don't like these gloves brawl I don't like these gloves
they remind me of uncomfortable seatings of uncomfortable seats not a fan
of those not a fan of those brawl next up but once again we have the full
Sunburst is the next pair of gloves.
Three, two, one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
time out, time out.
Fucking, fucking,
Phoenix Flash are fucking gloves.
Fucking,
fucking, what's his name?
The guy who teleports and valorants.
The blue one, uh, fucking, uh, flash of Yoru type gloves.
Type one, if you know what I mean, bro.
Fucking looking like the Valoran flash effect.
I don't know if I like these, bruh.
I don't know if I like these, bruh.
Yay or nay, chat, yay or nay.
The torture text on these is fucking golden.
These may be goofy, bro.
I always thought that marble fate gloves are pretty goofy.
Sorry, hands behind the air.
I'm not the biggest fan of those.
these may take the goof lord fucking trophy bro
i don't know though i don't know though i have to check them out in game all right next up
wait they also look like a fucking flag no isn't it matzedonia
all right bro if my ass would be from matzedonia i would get one of these i'm not even joking
yo can we next time german gloves all right maybe not maybe not oh my god they would nah
actually no next up a big swell three two one oh my god Chad we all know this
painting no is this allowed house is not copyrighted is this the MCA free this
painting interesting we got the fucking whatever this painting is called we all
know it it's on there huh I don't like how the painting gets interrupted by this
big-ass banner that says torture but we have to see it in game next up boys we
only have two more gloves next is pillow punchers what the fuck could that be
pillow punchers three two one
fast these look fucking expensive i'm not gonna lie these look fucking expensive holy shit these
look fucking comfortable these look fucking airy these look like a fucking drug i remember seeing
people packaging like lsd or whatever where you have to like rip apart like these things you know
and then you like pop one oh hell no oh hell no bro this one like satisfies all of them this
Stoners in CS the fucking comfortable people in CS the minimalists in CS
Interesting bro. We also have the leather pattern right here the letter
the leather I
Don't mind this at all bro. I don't mind this at all toilet paper. All right, stop stop stop guys
Let's not try to ruin every single pair of gloves with the stupid ass message. All right asylum gloves. Yo, yo, yo
guys guys guys
actually stop
actually stop
All right next next is called cloud chasers
Three two one
This is real
These may be best loves of all time
What the fuck are
These real
Because he typed my mind has names and is cooler. Yeah, this is owned off. So are these fucking real talk to me
I need to know
They're so goddamn vibrant
It's blue a color that everyone loves and it fits with so many skins and CS
The fucking pattern on it looks nice. It looks expensive. It looks like a fucking dragon lore
China will love it. I fucking love these look fucking classy, bro. Oh
My god, these are badass
Guys imagine on these bro is sent a dragon pattern. Am I the only one?
parrot with my balls whoa what the fuck imagine these in red your stop stop red
could actually be crazy I'm not gonna lie I boys hey do we quickly unbox yo I
got a fucking it's not like crazy on my tweaking I got one pink in my first one
step straight blue there was an L into a red I here we go hey you know what that
means well they may have juiced about our count tonight with some fucking good
as luck which means it's time to go for the fucking gold boys and girls here we go check
this out I should have some balance coming my way thanks to my fucking lovely friends
mods and fucking people alright alright I may have fucked up I may have fucked up I may
have fucked up why the fuck does it say I have eleven pending gifts celestial celestial
Why are you sending me steam balloons?
Wait, 86, 86, 86.
And then Dennis.
86, 86, 86, 86, 86, 86.
Oh my fucking god.
All right, all right, all right.
Yo, yo, yo, guys, guys.
All right, listen, bro, listen, listen.
The biggest fucking hearts in the chat for Celestial.
Celestial, I'm not gonna accept these right now, all right?
This one, yours I'm not gonna accept.
the ones from dennis i'm of course paying for it i believe that is in the chat
still though because he's always here when i need something
um...
celestial maybe i uh...
low-key open yourself low-key open yourself but i should be fine i should be
fine
harts in the chat though i appreciate that a lot appreciate that a lot
boom let me make sure that i don't accept the wrong one that's what i do
and i'm accidentally misclick
boom boom
All right, no, no, I'm not gonna. No, no, I'm actually not gonna. I'm actually not gonna. Is it still there?
All right, so I said, all right. No, no, I can't. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go boys
Let's get it. Let's go. Should I fucking buy some of these bad boys, bro?
How much are we talking right now? How much are we talking? Please tell me the price went down
There were 28 bucks when I bought them. Please be like 20 20 20 20 20
All right, let me buy like
I'm clever when it comes to these early openings boys. I'm buying far right now, and then I'm doing a fucking
Don't tell anyone I can't say it loud loud
Only two went through but look only three fall went through. Shice. I only wanted two to go through. I check this out
So now I'm gonna do it like this
Boom clever never clever never all right boom boys and girls. Are you fucking ready?
You must have noticed this is also the predictions.
Oh, yo, yo, these terminals are so dark shit.
Why are they?
Why are they?
Check, it is kinda scummy from Valve.
Why?
If you don't know what a terminal is,
why are they doing this?
Because look at this.
When you unseal it, by the way, gold, gold, gold,
we went over first pair of gloves,
boys and girls gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves,
gold, slide it in, baby, slide it in,
now we do business.
No, I'm not.
Listen to me.
Why is this kinda weird from Valve?
because when you open a case from the steam market, you buy a case for 1 euro, you open it for 2 euro a key.
When you buy this armory fucking, when you buy this fucking arms and dealer fucking thing on the iPad,
you pay for the thing, like right now I'm paying 20 bucks for one of these 30 bucks, 40 bucks,
but then you have to buy the skin. And who does the money go to?
Not to a seller on steam who unboxed this item. Imagine you get a gold wall out of one of these.
once once this has been out for like a week the price adjusts we saw it with
the last terminal pass no one started opening anymore why because they were
asking for a rat one thousand fucking dollars aka they take the price that's
on the steam market for these items and then they ask you that fucking price in
their fucking terminal thing boys and girls that's trying to eliminate the
first sale they are trying to be the first sale there is no more you spend a
buck to get the $1,000 knife boom $1,000 profit no you spend it all on one of
these packages you get the offer for fucking sapphire knife or in this case
gloves to buy it for 500 bucks and the gloves are worth 550 bucks Gigi valve
makes the money Gigi bro kind of weird kind of weird all right here we go we
won't go though we won't go right now they are cheap only on day one they're
cheap they're gonna adjust the price is real fucking fast three two one they
could be profitable right now I'm not even joking 20 bucks seems fine okay do
we take a statuette feel tested if I was named fucking clown give me a fucking
gold anything pink and above anything pink and above anything pink in a point
three one anything pink and above anything pink and above I'm not joking
both I'm not joking anything pink and above I do like the gun I do like the
and this battle's got though I can't chat this is gonna sound crazy I can't this
is gonna sound crazy if this was factional or take it but there can be
gold behind this I am not taking this offer I am sorry bro don't call me a
greed lord three two one gold this is why you can't offer because this is in
the next one can I have the eagle give me the eagle hello one euro and three
cents I'll take it please sir it's out of stock all right go fuck yourself give
me the fucking info oh my god bro this is so rich but I'm not even joking
I don't want this. Oh my god. All right, next come on. Give me a fucking gold
Give me a fucking gold Bobby. Give me a fucking gold Bobby
I didn't buy this fucking iPad for nothing, bro. I only bought this iPad so I can talk to you, bro
I do like the skin, but I don't like the color of it. I want a fucking gold pink red and above gold gold gold
Close close you little
Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
okay give me a blue reverse technology piece of shit is this the last one no it's not good
gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
gold gold gold.
chat did you give me five also on the last one?
I was at five? Oh my god.
Bro, two blues in a row.
Yo, I thought I'd fucking go to your left.
I had AK into fucking steady and into fucking red.
What is this shit?
Fucking all max rerolls? Two blues?
Don't you dare do that again.
I am not joking, bro.
I am not joking, bro.
Here we go. Gold, gold, gold.
Bobby, I don't want to talk to you.
I only want to do business.
business
up a match playlist on
up a match playlist on
minimum awareness
she's a little bang bang but you won't regret adding her to your ass and then
Bobby
one more message like this
you're getting fucking blocked
and i'm gonna fucking track your IP and gonna fucking veto CSI
You're trying to blur your fucking profile picture, thinking you're clever?
I know exactly who you are, where you are, and when you are.
Gold.
This is your last warning.
Got a few things in, but it's not your trainer.
Bobby, I want you to look top right on your fucking iPad right now.
You used to have 3 bars, 5G reception.
That shit went down to 2. One more offer like this!
Watch it go down to 1 and ultimately watch it go down to no fucking connection.
You're not available
for anybody. Your family, they're in trouble, you can't message them.
Your friends, they wanna talk to you, tell you happy birthday. No
connection, completely isolated from the world. 3, 2, 1, you better give me a gold.
Bobby I'm not joking. Red or buff.
Got it. Not for you.
They can't all be.
But this one is calling your name back to me.
Give me out. This is not my last time declining.
There's one more decline after this, but then I will crash out.
Bobby, if you give me another blue, I don't know you no more.
Three, two, one. Gold. Gold. Gold.
He's fucking recycling his phrases. I'm not even joking.
This one's got your name all over it. He just said that a minute ago
Bobby
Bobby Bobby I'll take us
Fucking God, bro, this guy is pissing me off
Is it fine, I don't know if that's fine would I be happy fun box fortune
It's the same Otis cases right imagine you unbox four fucking cases
Are you happy with the Statrack Geegle fire breathing if your unboxed four new cases?
Loki I am.
Am I?
Loki I am I think.
Loki I am.
Fuck it.
But I want the gold though.
I need a gold.
Alright Bobby.
I'm here on a new day baby.
Bobby, gold, gold, just pop up a gold, just pop up a gold!
Why?
Declined.
Second offer?
All good things are two.
All good things are two.
Second offer all good things are to all good things are to
You know what's full tweaking chat it shows you which ones you already collected no look at the shit
What the fuck is this?
Valve I'm not collecting coins
This is not the fortnight battle pass
Are you trying to get me fucking addicted to like clear this out to get bonus XP?
What the fuck is this shit, bro?
Yo, collect every skin for bonus XP.
Yo, get a gold for bonus XP.
What is this, bro?
What the fuck is this?
Give me a fucking gold, Bobby.
Give me a fucking gold slider and say nothing.
Oh, why does it have a big clan logo?
I just realized.
Big clan made it to the fucking major, bro.
They made it to the big leagues.
You made it into the fucking dead hand fucking collection, bro.
Big clan is back.
Give me a fucking gold, baby.
Give me a fucking gold, baby, and say nothing.
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, I love you, I'll marry you.
Okay.
Yo, Zona3, thank you for the fucking 10 gift
at South Boys and Girls.
I want to see Ws all across the fucking chat, bro.
Thank you for showing the love so late at night, bro.
So late at fucking night.
It's 2 AM.
Oh no, oh no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you not entertained with the fucking five as well, bro?
I didn't even see that.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you for the fucking five,
and thank you for all the fucking Twitch primes,
boys and girls.
Kusy on the fucking bussy.
1000 bits from Celestial saying,
saying you can accept.
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
All right, if I accept I'll do a quickie giveaway boys. We may do a gold giveaway in a minute
Thanks to Celestial bro because he sent a fucking steam gift card that I apparently can't refuse
All right next of fun three two one slide and poppy come on gold gold gold. Please give us something nice
Okay
Really bro
This is your final offer bro. This is what you want to end it up on this one's got a note circa 1991. Oh
Oh, I've never seen this
Look at this when I left click
You see that
You see that fingerprint
What the fuck I never knew you can put fingerprints all across the iPad
Lol
Let me touch you Bobby. Huh? You like that shit, bro?
Give me a fucking go bro
except
Game breaking. Loki no. Loki not game breaking. I'm not gonna lie
That was fucking scam. Alright, so how the fuck I thought it was being clever putting fucking biotas
Well the price went fucking up. What am I thinking putting fucking biotas for 21 euros, bro?
Of course the price is going up. What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Boom check this out
Give me this bad boy, bro. Give me this bad boy
Nice one more one more one more for nice, baby. All right, how much should I put the bio that bro?
Like what do people not pay? I just put this
Mr. Fida, thank you for the fucking five gifted subs bro. Thanks for the fucking five bro
I'm not showing the love boys. It's time for a quick little giveaway. Shall we bro? Shall we bro?
It's fucking late at night right now boys. It's fucking late at night. Let me see if I have something spicy, bro
5 something spicy bro. Do I have something spicy? Do I have something spicy? Do I have
something spicy? Do I have something spicy? Which ones are my newest knives? I need to
check my newest ones because those are the ones that I traded up to.
Ah, chat. Karambit Ultra Violet or M9 Damascus? Wait Sally Sally Sally no no no. Karambit
law is this one already given away me right if this one is available Kramat
law that should be nicer that should be nicer let me charge my phone bro
let me charge my phone bro
let's go let me open up the giveaway let me open up the giveaway I think this
was one of my first try ups by the way bro not that it's gonna add any value
or something but it is a fucking nice knife it is a fucking nice knife bro
All right boys, I'm opening up the giveaway right now. You know as always bro in moments like these
I do like giving away to some of the subs why because hey
I have to show the loft here and there as well and as well it does pay the giveaways as well
And fuck it boys. I'm also putting in a fucking buffer fly black laminar. All right two knives right now two juicy
Moosey knives, bro
All you have to do is type in the chat and what quick reminder one quick reminder
Sorry, this sounds a little bit shameless
but look at this look at this right here because people always don't know about this feature you can use 10 times luck
By just pressing two buttons
Sublux is on times 10. How can you get the sublux aka 10 times the chances of winning?
Then normally I'll show you right now all of these people are making use of it right now
Quick little farming session boys. I'm sorry, but it has to be done
Boom if you click on subscribe on my channel, this is the twitch when you have it open
there's a button called subscribe boom and then here the blue crown this right
here the ninja twitch prime crown if you wear it like a king but a bing but a
bang then ten times subby lucky and the knives can be yours in the next minutes
I'll send it out immediately you can play with it tonight you can play with
it tonight wait I have to charge before no I was charging this charging thanks
for all the fucking twitch primes boys and girls I appreciate that a lot I
I appreciate that a lot.
I can also give away my fucking red bro, fuck it bro.
But this one of course I can only send in a week.
This one should be worth as well, like 250.
New AWP Queen Scam but giveaway as well.
W's in the chat if you want one of this as well.
Why am I giving this away?
I already know that I'm gonna unbox more bro.
Might as well give away my first one bro.
Might as well give away my first one.
So yeah, on the first day when it's available
you're gonna be having the AWP Queen Scam
and you can flex with it again.
So yeah, those three things we're gonna give away.
right now I'll do one terminal right now then we're going to do it fucking give away another
terminal another giveaway another tournament another giveaway butterfly into m9 into op
queen scammed last chance to check if you have a sub laying around thanks for all the subs cause
you're in the bus that makes it always very very easy to do this give us so no more yapping gold
is devolved we want the gold gold gold give me something nice right now give me something nice
Right now. If we get a nice gold, I'll maybe go even crazier on the giveaways. Give me something nice. Give me something nice.
Gloss!
Mr. Echie, thank you for the fucking 5 gift subs, bro. I appreciate that, bro. And again, thank you for all the switchfriens.
Boys and girls, we're fucking declining that shit, bro.
I am not happy with any purpose, bro.
Pink and a buff.
Bobby, I hope you hear me.
He's edging us.
He's edging us.
He's edging us.
Alright, no, no, no. I rephrase that.
Bobby only rat in the buff and we're hoping for the pink don't tell him that give me the bubblegum pink Bobby
Give me the bubblegum pink. Come on red red
Point four to float one of four twenty could have been nice, but it's not
Three two one give us the red not the last we will one more after this red or good
How hard is it to get a gold it must be the same odds as from a case right aka one and fucking 400
Possible doable that did it many fucking times open fucking hundred of those bad boys
Next offer, not the last one yet.
Three, two, one.
Gold, gold, gold.
Bobby, I want the new gloves.
Good ones, good ones, good ones, good ones, good ones.
It is the final offer, I fucked up.
The fact that you have to buy this shit for 37 cents.
Do I jig a check it up and just not buy these?
I mean, the thing is, they're probably gonna sell for more, right?
Alright, first giveaway, boys.
Right now we're rolling it.
Once again, last chance to sub up.
Last chance to sub up, we have three massive giveaways.
One right now for the AWP Queen's Gambit,
the newest AWP in the game that I just unboxed.
We'll be sending that to you once it's tradable
in a week instantly.
And we have right now, Karambit Law,
and what did I say, Butterfly Black Laminate?
Here we go.
First we do, which one is more?
Or which one?
Fuck it, doesn't matter.
First Karambit Law boys and girls,
you have all you have to do is type in the chat right now.
Last chance, 10 times sub block.
Bro, I'm fucking tweaking, bro.
I'm fucking, it's fucking late at night.
Alright, here we go. Boys and girls, first giveaway right now. Don't wanna waste your guys' time.
In three, in two, how many people are in that?
Only 3k? Modes we need to put on slow mode, bro. The bot can't handle it.
Slow mode, slow mode, fucking what? One minute?
What's the command? Slow?
Alright, I got it. Last chance to enter, boys.
Why is this always tweaking?
Let me put follow mode on as well, just so no clankers can join.
Alright, easy.
All right, I'll start at 4k. I'll start at 4k. Last chance to type. The annoying thing is when a lot of people are always typing at the same time
The bot can handle it, but it's fine. Again, it's a giveaway inside of a giveaway if you fucking get in
In the first place, I guess. All right, here we go 4k
Corranded lore 3 2 1 boom
Mr. Davy junks not following
I was even possible. I mean it's fine, bro. Bro is a sap another folder. That's fucking crazy, bro. That's fucking crazy
that's like
That's like I can't say that I can't say that right now what I want to say, but that's like hmm before kissing like that's fucking crazy
Bro SAP but no follow. I've never seen that before bro. Bro is a freak bro is a freak
Yo, mr. David Jones, I do need your trailing bro. I do need your training right now
I do need your training right now next giveaway after this next
package
three
Joe
one
gold
gold gold gold give us something nice Bobby Bobby we're here we're all here
good and it will be a re-roll if he's not typing let me VIPM Davi
Junkers all right your VIP Davi Junkers please type your trade link your
trailing have your trailing ready boys please where the clown in that chair
bro always check for highest for the low so there was point nine one we don't
I want that gold, gold, 0.41, well won, M4A4, Zalba stick, next, give us a fucking gold,
give us a fucking red so we can trade it up to a gold.
Is it that hard?
Was my luck that gold at the start?
Did they give my account crazy luck to fucking get you guys hooked right now?
What is this shit, bro?
Did they think they would cheap out after three and I would just stop?
No, Valve.
Put a gold into my fucking 10th one now.
That may or may not be a sign.
That may not be a sign from the heavens.
Give us a fucking gold right now, bro.
If you're listening, show us a sign.
If you're listening, show us a sign.
Gold, gold, gold. Last offer.
Gold, gold, gold. Last offer.
Gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves.
Bro, this guy's straight up scamming.
This guy's straight up scamming.
I'm not even joking, bro. I'm not even joking.
Next fucking giveaway.
Is the guy here?
Yes, he's here.
Let's go, bro. I'm new to the market.
Davey, I hope this is not an IP grabber. I'm not even checking the link bro because time is money
Because time is money. Don't want to waste your guys time. What did I say you won't correct me law, right?
Oh, there you go. Boom. Why do I have to?
Fuck I have to log in guys type in the chat if you want to win. What is it butterfly knife?
This one right butterfly black lemon knit
one message at sublux times 10 last chance to chase even prime and then we
do that op giveaway we have the new op that I just unboxed a minute ago that
one I can't send out directly all right I'm logged in butter bang butter bang
you should have it right now check your trades there you go
baby con gratzo con gratzo all right butterfly black laminato laminato I'll
So I'm here right now so I have a fucking spot.
David Jungs, please accept the offer.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Next winner in for the Butterfly Black Laminato.
Three, two, one.
Good luck.
V
Le las
99
Are you born in 99? W fucking yeah right before the what do you call it the zoomer boom or something?
I don't know mr. V lias. I do need your trailing bro once again
We have the op immediately after the next case and then no more giveaways for the evening
I just want to do a little something on the special day. Here we go
Gold gold gold. It shows that it has gloves, but it doesn't get why is it lagging?
Why is it lagging?
Valve? Is it my account?
Hold on a second.
Valve?
So you're lagging for no reason.
I see how this...
I see how this is just going to waste our time, bro.
Right after I said time is...
That's a sign! No, it's not!
I don't know, babe.
Give us a gold.
Give us a fucking gold, bro.
blue blue blue gold gold gold
Bobby I'm starting to click fast and faster because I start to get frustrated
Good good gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
I'll take a probe. I haven't seen any other color in fucking years, bro
I feel like it's been fucking days before I've seen until I've seen a fucking not blue bro. I'll fucking take it
I guess I'll fucking take it. I guess. Oh
My god one more bro one more come on gold gold gold
Gold gold gold, I need another red!
Give me another arbro, because the one that I have, I will give away.
Give us a gold! Gold gold gold gold gold!
.16, always check the float, could be Number 1 highest, could be Number 1 lowest!
Gold gold gold gold gold gold!
You know the rules, gold gold gold gold gold gold!
Bobby Bobby Bobby! Gold gold gold!
Bigtown bigtown bigclam! Chat chat chat, Valorant Valorant Golden Gold Gold!
Fkn fkn fkn fkn fkn fkn fkn fkn fkn fkn! No no no, blue blue blue!
No no no...
Red Red Red! Red Red Red! Red C Red C!
Oh man.
So you're playing those games, huh?
0.89 is kind of high, Chad do I gamble for the last? I feel like I'm playing poker
right now and I can't win. 0.89 is pretty high float bro. If it's the current
highest float in the world I'll take it. Villias you're the nicest guy ever bro
I appreciate that so much. Let me see if you do just send your trailing though
because I do need that right now right now. Mr. Villias he did. W Villias in the
chat. Wait, is that the same guy? No, right? Is that the same profile picture? What was
it? It was fucking butter. What are my skins? Oh my god, I thought I got hacked. Suck, suck,
Wait, that's 800!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, listen, listen, listen.
That's 800?
Alright, fuck it. There you go, there you go, there you go.
Yo, why is it so much?
Alright, congrats, congrats, congrats.
What the fuck? I thought it was like less.
Ah, GG.
Uh, Chad, do I take the shit or no?
If it's the number one highest right now in the world, I'll take it.
Um...
If it's the number one highest right now in the world, I'll take it.
M4A1S Electrum
M4A1S Electrum
BASS they don't have it yet
Float sleeping bruh
What the f***
Decline
Gold can be gold in the next one
Can be gold x3
Who said decline?
Who said decline?
Who said decline?
Who said decline?
Why did you say decline?
good gold only gold only Bobby your face is starting to piss me off give me a
fucking point nine eighty six you want to tease me with the high floats bro he
wants to tease me with the high floats bro I only want gold though I'm not gonna
lie I'm not taking that even if he gives me a 999 I'm not taking a run up
Good, good, good, it's oh man, hey where I can claim my XP. Oh my god. I'm rich
Bro
this company
Makes billions every single month look at this animation forget bonus XP after you spend thousands on
collecting all the purpose
What
All right, oh hell no. I reach into shit. Give me a fucking gold now. Give me a fucking gold now now
Give me a fucking gold now. Nooo
Oh man, minimal wear step trek
I can't. I want a gold chat
I want a gold bro. I need the golden shower bro. I'm not taking this shit
Gold only. Gold and the rats and pinks
not not doing it for me not it's not tickling my pickle give me a gold
gold gold the fact that I have to take the shit is pissing me off I'm not even
joking bro I'm not even joking bro I don't want any of this alright boys last
fucking giveaway right now again last chance to sub up here we go this one I
can't send her right now but I will now note down your name and it will be sent
to you once it's tradable I just unboxed it 10 minutes ago so this one has to
way to week to hit the journey okay price on this we don't know bro price on
this we don't know probably around like 250 euros I don't know because it can't
be used for gold trade-offs for the new gloves maybe more at the start all right
here we go in last chance to start up as well I'll do one more case I'll do one
more case I'll give you a second to enter just type in the chat no keyword type
right now rolling it after this give us a gold three two one now
I need a good song bro, I need a good song.
What did I add recently to my playlist? This one.
This one fits the mood right now bro, because we're getting fucked in the ass.
Come on, give us something nice bro.
Give us something nice. Gold, gold, gold.
Gold.
It's not good enough, that's not good enough.
Bro, I only want rats, pings and fucking golds bro.
Come on. Gold, gold, gold.
Bobby.
again again gold gold gold my luck was crazy in the first three what is this
shit I've opened like a hundred times go go go go go go go go go go I'm about to
crash out
Alright who wants this? Who wants this? Rolling in. Once we have 9000. Alright here we go.
In three, two, one. Winner is of the new Op Queens Gambit. Trommelwebel.
Great dark 95 and his profile picture is GG
W are you here my boy following since 2023 that puts appear that puts a tear to my eyebrow
That makes me happy very very happy bro, bro. It's been an og bro and og
I need your training up a be now and then I will write it down must write his name down now. All right
Felt should not fucking, felt should not fucking lower.
His cam is always like half the monitor or?
I have to do a jinxing case, bro.
I have to try this shit.
All right, here we go.
Ha!
Vaz!
All right!
Hi, boys!
Declined offer.
Come on!
Something right!
do I do the sloppy-toppy click? do I do the I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't
no, no, no, no, I can't, I can't. I'll do the blowjob case though, then I try to keep
I'll just do that something. Imagine you blowjob this one open, then you're the literal goat.
chat because you have to hold it
if you just click
yo if i can do this i'm the fucking goat bro
all right here we go
check this out
i need three seconds of pure
blowage
just straight up air into my mouse
two
check this out this is the vapor test
Okay, shaka yo yo this like what the fuck this is like a cold test
Okay
Yo chill chill
But I'm gonna faint
Just open that shit. Give me go bro. Oh, give me gold
Give me a gold! Give me a gold! Give me gold! Give me gold! Give me gold! Give me gold! Give me gold!
No, I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like I had it, bro.
I actually feel like I had it.
Gold. Gold! Gold! Gold!
Two dollars and twenty one. Two dollars and twenty one. Are we happy?
Wait, you didn't even see my slider, bro.
Did you see the slider E-A-O-N-A chat? Did you see the slider E-A-O-N-A?
I was actually close to getting it, bro.
Mm-hmm. Oh my god. Yes, you did. Oh sure. Okay, and you know that I like oh my god
All right, let me put the shit back. Let me put the shit back
Shice did you see my whole environment? I hope not oh
Bro, I can't take my fucking setup bro. This is this is this is worth
Here we go now this song is too cyber. I'm not gonna lie
Come on give us a fucking gold now. It's time, baby. It's time, Bobby.
Valve, I'm not gonna open a lot more of these. Unless you give me something nice.
Come on, give me a dick dick. Nine. Gold, gold, gold. Gold, gold, gold.
Gold. Decline. I'll full quick open this one. Gold, gold, gold, gold. If I see pink, I fight.
Look, I inside the climb, bro. I let him know. Show me gold. Decline. Show me gold.
Whoa! Almost fucked up.
It was factional, super low float. What are you talking about? Which one? Why? Why? Why? How
much? How much? How much? How much? How much? No, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I didn't
check. I didn't check. I didn't check.
point oh one one purple ah it's fine point one one is not that crazy I mean
it's kind of nice I'd fucking dead hand let me buy some more bro oh price is
dropping down a discount oh my god this is like Christmas this is like
Christmas in my fantasy. Come on, baby. Slider than now. Gold, gold, gold. Gold, gold, gold.
How unlikely is it, bro? It's 1 in 400. I know my luck is good. I know my luck is good.
Gold. Chad, what if I change my offer? Maybe it glitches out or something. What if I put
it at 50 max. Maybe a glitch is out and it's above 50. Sometimes valve makes two mistakes.
Okay, never mind. Let me try this one. 200. Gloves should be 200. Okay, I'm never doing
that again. Let me put 900. Okay, there could always be a glitch. I'm just checking, bro.
Good, good.
All right.
So, we're not doing that again.
Oh my God.
How much are gloves right now, Chad?
If you get them, how much are they?
Probably like 200.
250.
Bro, imagine you get the best ones for 250 right now.
Imagine you get some nice sport gloves for 250, bro.
Come on, that can be us.
That can be us.
I mean I'm gonna cry
Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
And I've you got faction new drops those may be one rack
I'm not gonna lie because it scales like they also have the price of one
Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
Every time I do this it's 30 euros
Should I chill wait can I glitch this out?
I can glitch them out. Check this out.
I'm glitching the fucking dead hand terminal.
I've never done this before.
What?
Oh no. I fucked up.
I can't see.
What if it's gloves?
What?
I can't press the escape.
Wait.
It shows me two of them.
Wait a second.
Declined?
The first one is still open.
What does that mean?
Only one, but no sound.
You heard that?
I'm doing it again.
You heard that? I'm doing it again.
Good.
Why is there no sound now? Good.
Life quality testing? Bro, I'm always that guy.
Battles God 0.81, I decline. Give me a gold.
Do I get it twice if I get it?
Chad, it showed the first item twice.
Do I accept the first one? See if it gives me two of them.
Of the Deagle I only got one, but it showed me two.
I'll try it, I'll try it, wait.
Boom, I'll do the same glitch again.
Three, two, one.
No text.
Listen to the sound.
No sound.
What?
What?
I'm sorry.
Active dead-hand terminal. Connect.
Gold. Gold.
Do I accept it?
I decline.
Now it's not glitched again.
What if I glitched this one out again though?
Oh my god!
Do I accept both?
Do I try it?
I try it
Wait a second
Wait a second, please
No
Nooooooo I thought for a second. I thought for a second.
Oh these buns got me overpaying for a fucking empty for nine.
Oh my I just paid 30 euros for an empty for nine for the loot.
Oh my fucking god give me a gold, give me a gold, give me a gold.
Fuck!
You thought you outsmarted Valve? Bro sometimes they fuck up right at some point they release a fucking TF2 update where every single case was a gold basically almost.
Like they literally fucked up the gold odds.
You never know with these guys bro. Gold gold gold.
Ah, ah, ah, just because it's a 5 billion dollar economy doesn't mean that they're fucking coding like vibe coding.
Gold gold gold.
Give me a gold baby.
Give me a gold.
Give me a gold. Wait, I missed the highest float blue? Shut up.
Yo, I stopped looking at the floats bro!
Oh my... What am I doing Chad?
You have to type faster bro. I gave you like 10 seconds between all of these, no?
Please type it a little bit faster guys.
Like come on get your KPM up, bro, please your keystrokes per minute, bro
All right, wait, I do like the girl. I do like the girl. I'm out
Didn't I just buy five?
Fast how am I out already?
So I don't think I can afford more bro. I don't think I could afford more. That's what I would say
I
Here we go
Give me something give me something fucking nice bro. Come on. You mean something fucking nice. That's a fucking gold, baby
fucking gold money
0.75 now I'm checking now. I'm checking now. I'm checking bro. Come on, bro
Give me the good stuff. Give me the good stuff and I give you the good stuff Bobby
Give me the good stuff and I'll give you the good stuff deal you give me gold I give you
Gold
come on baby gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold!
I'll take it I mean I'm not but I have to come on puppy
this one lagged a little bit the gold is coming in or gold gold gold should I
have to get a gold well I forgot to check the float again fuck me good good
good point one four two no good good good good good good good good good
OOOH! It's the 0.188, no, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Someone has to stop me, I'm not joking.
Right now there's no connection between my bank account and this.
Guys, make me aware, break me up.
This guy's scaring me right now, and brought fucking... night light.
Give me a fucking gold, baby.
Bobby, come on, baby.
you give me something nice I'll fucking invite you on a date lock in bro I'll
pay I'll pay give me a gold baby give me a gold gold gold gold gold point six one
one come on come on come on ha ha ha ha ha
gold gold point four for four I didn't see it oh my god you're trolling gold
gold point one one five oh my god it's not trolling my ass bro it was not point
4444 was it gold gold gold red red red gold gold gold gold gold gold how rare are
golds and rats check I unbox a pink and a rat in my first three fucking cases
iPhone box 20 right now. 20. And I haven't seen a single pink. Is this a joke?
Is this a joke?
now we are talking minimal we are and it's a fucking baddie baby right what I
needed right before going to bad tuck me to bad please please oh my god pattern
0.79 bro 0.79, baby. Oh my god. I love her. Oh my god. Minimal wear chat. Minimal wear.
Yo come into my inventory baby. I have a great spot for you. Come come come come. Wait
my face cam? VAS! Why is it black? VAS?
Huh?
My face cam stopped working. I'm not joking.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Huh?
I literally can't turn it on.
What the fuck?
Huh?
Shit, did I press a button? I didn't, right?
Why is my cam black?
Well, let me reset it fully.
What the fuck?
Three, two, one.
Huh? Ah-ha!
Wait, but now it's unfocused, right?
Look, this is what I always do before I go live, bro.
This looks really, really weird, but I have to.
Like, it has no autofocus. Check this out.
I always take, like a shirt, and I have to focus it.
Like, this is where I sit, right?
So I hold the shirt here, and then look.
And then I press the focus button.
Wait, now.
All right.
Now it's good.
Now it's good.
You see that shit, bro?
You see that shit, bro?
I don't need out to focus, bro. I don't need out to focus.
And I always have to wiggle the shirt, so things is a moving target.
Shit, I'll take this fucking P90, bro. I'll take it, bro.
By the way, my camera's fucking glitching right now.
It was turning black, like...
Mots, remind me to buy a new one of this.
Um, I'll fucking take this baby girl, bro. One more.
One more.
One more.
Gold, gold, gold.
I need a fucking bolt. I'm not even joking. I'm due. I'm so due
Check I
Can we end the day without a gold? No way, bro. I didn't go live in the middle of the night to not get a gold
I may just have to no brain fucking skip through these like
My god, and then they do this check I can't accept the purple I can't I
Literally can't because this one can be a gold. Did I fuck up? Yes or no?
Let me guess. She bought the cases right before the update
No, and now he has no more steam
Go to everything
Haha the maximum bed bro. Yeah stocking up on cases right before the fucking new gloves update
It's shy that we're gonna have to sort you have some that is a classic job by some model
I need a bolt right now. Yeah, me by fucking
So let's see how many reds you have first. Oh my god
Here we go
Don't be that hard to get a fucking gold if I got a fucking ping into a rat
How can I get a golden fucking 30 of these 40 of these these are fucking 30 euros each gold gold gold
Point one one one nicely repeat I don't really care give me a fucking gold baby. Oh my god. Oh my god
Come on come on come on. Yo guys. I'm literally about to cry myself to sleep
Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
this one is lagging oh man he's doing a gold trade-up really I'm gonna have to
show him how to edge it or he just hasn't normally it's like so like lost
I'm addicted though I said you're low-key low key has to call me low key
I'm right now locked in so give me gold Bobby you little slap point on nine
next give me a fucking gold come on right before I go gold gold gold gold
Gold, gold, gold.
Ah, that's it.
Gold, gold. Check Twitter where.
They're telling me that everyone is unboxing golds right now, apart from fucking our ass.
I'm literally speedrunning these right now. I can't go faster than this.
I'm fully maxing out.
Gold, gold.
Gold, gold, gold.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, money!
Ah, bro, I'll take a bottle of this little slat.
Oh my God, I'm getting DMs of people like,
I just got this, I just got this.
I don't see the call right now, which means I have time for one more.
Which means I have time for one more.
There's no call right now, which means I have time for one more.
Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Golly, golly, golly.
Hmmmmmmm.
Still no call means one more try, my knight!
Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold, it's so late at night.
Gold gold gold gold.
I can't go to sleep without a gold.
I swear I can't.
I swear I can't.
gold gold gold please please please
i'm starting to tweak this my last one right now gold gold gold
There's better fucking heads.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Shit, I'm actually running out of funds.
I'm gonna hit my steam limit.
This is why New York is suing them, bro, because they're doing this.
They give me three fucking good shing- good things, and then only trash, fuck, they're calling.
Last one, then I have to join the call. No, bro.
No, bro!
I have to decline that.
0.97!
I have to decline. This one can't be gold.
Right before I accept the call, please, please, please, please, please!
Yo, yo, yo!
Onay, do you know what fucking time it is?
I thought, I thought. It's your first gold trade-up time, Jinxy.
Yes.
So like, okay, Onay, how could this go? Like, like, like how, how does this normally go? What is...
Let me check this out. I'm right now in a little bit of a bad mood, bro.
I fucking just got fucked on my own cases. Let me see, let me see, let me see.
Alright, bro. No, no, no. Jinxy, Jinxy, Jinxy. How was your case like so far today? Good or bad?
Amazing.
Amazing. Amazing. Let me give you the background.
I pulled in the last 45 minutes, four reds. You're looking at four of them.
You're trolling. No, actually, yeah.
That's absolutely fucking insane. Uh, all right, I don't want to click the bottom. I
don't want to take the bottom.
Jinxy, jinxy, jinxy. Do you, how do you want to do it? Do you want to do it fully raw or
do you want to do it? Do you want to edge it?
I'm seeing people saying edgy.
Yeah, edgy.
I think edging is the play, bro, but it does take some practice, and it's also kind of
sus.
I'm always scared that it leaks an IP or something.
High-wise, you know how to open the console, right?
Maybe hide your screen for a second, open console, clear it, and then type a bunch of
ones, and then make the console massive.
And then you can show screen again.
Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
I'm gonna hide.
Jinxie, but I warn you right now, Jinxie. I want you right now. All right, listen to me, please.
My ass was so addicted to cases, right? I was in your boat.
Then once the gold trade-up got released, which was like what, half a year ago? Jinxie?
Cases? I didn't even care about anymore.
Fucking gold trade-ups hit you different!
Wow!
Cuz you know you're getting a gold it's what it's a way different planet when you know you're getting a gold
Wait the same wrong AK whoa, what do you mean wrong AK wrong AK?
No, that's the correct AK. It's not perfect. Oh my god
Now how about this edge before I can tell like he knows
All right, so when we edge it
We're just slowly revealing it bit by bit. Yeah. Yes. Yes, you basically
undressed it, bro. You're gonna drag this. You see what I'm dragging? You're gonna drag this up
slowly. Yeah. Let me practice. Let me practice. Yeah, yeah, go on.
Drag the arrow. Yeah. So listen, listen. I can't do this. I can't do this. You can. You can. I can't do this, bro.
This is too intense. Yes, you can, bro. Listen, bro. This is like $200 worth of
Red you're 220
Yes, so you don't just want the red to the black screen?
Sorry, for Jhinx you can show the screen
No, you can show it
Jhinx's stream is still black screen
Yeah, yeah, I'm a little real
Okay, okay, we're saying
Jhinx you got this, you can make the con-
Ah, leaked!
No, no, no, you're good, you're good
I'm actually the first
Let me go P really quick, let me go P really quick
Okay, okay, just keep it scrolled up. You know so it doesn't show that we haven't even said it up yet
We haven't even said it up. Yeah, I'm gonna go pee. I'm gonna go pee. I'm gonna go pee. I'm gonna go. Oh my god
It's good. She how you doing, bro?
I'm good. How are you, bro? I saw the terminals. Dude, I like the new gloves. What do you think?
I think some are fucking insane, but I'm not gonna lie like some are nice. So I'm crazy
It's your favorite skin like actual weapons skin
I like the Diga I like the
I like I like the block the block the what the what the glock like to be like colorful glock
You like it or not too valorant for you or oh hell no the one with the girl with the girl. Yeah. Yeah, no
I hate it. I hate it. I like the hate it
So you don't like the you don't like like the valorant scheme like no no that that one is too much that one is too much
bro, okay, okay, okay, I
Like those gloves, but I don't think you'll like them then it's too bright the ultra violence. They're too bright for you
Ultra Violets. I don't have them in my head right now. You mean the ones that are like
neon?
They're really bright ones. Yeah, neon blue, purple, like the twerk gloves I think they
are.
Yeah, I think those can be nice because they can be pattern based. You know, they can come
and see on and then like pink and shit.
So.
Oh, easy. I didn't see them in game yet.
I think so. I think so.
Yeah, that is nice. That hedge mazes right now. I like the way they look. So I might switch
to that.
Bro, I swear, I just thought about it, did Jinxie summon this fucking update?
Because I swear we hadn't seen any updates in so fucking long.
Jinxie helps on, they start the enemy like, no, make sure you hide your Q when you Q.
Bro, all of a sudden they use a update.
I'm not joking.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm still fucking horny.
Okay.
Jinxie is shippy, this one is fucking nuts.
Oh, Jinxie, this one will change you by the way.
I'm already scared.
I'm not gonna lie Jinxie.
I don't know if you will like cases after this.
this this is bad bro this this is so good like it's it's really bad so you're
saying this you saying this will addicting more than anything this is
cases it's like the matrix after this there is no turning back literally you
take the blue okay story ends I got it I got it okay
I'm gonna explain to me exactly what's gonna happen the next five seconds I'm
gonna click ready to trade up and then I'm gonna click proceed when that happens
What are you gonna do have us? Well, okay? I think I should click you do it and I just close my eyes
You close your eyes, and I'll yeah
Everybody close the rise you just have to click it fast enough the console button
Like oh god, you can time it
Yeah, hi boys you left click proceed like not right now you left click proceed and you in second the console button once
I don't know. I don't know. Don't be nervous.
You can fuck it up and you can ruin the edge for everyone right now.
We're all edging with you, bro.
I think no matter what, everybody close their eyes just in case.
And Hivise, if you see, don't say shit.
Just everyone look cold as a no.
And nobody look at their chat.
No one look at their chat.
Yes, put chat.
No one look at your chat.
Even if Hivise accidentally fucks up, Hivise, don't say anything.
Hivise, please don't fuck this up.
Like all you have to do is...
Don't fuck this up!
Okay, okay.
Relax!
So don't fuck it up!
Practice it right now.
Just left click console.
Like, show the console.
Like, left click.
No, press proceed yet.
But like, just show me how you open the console.
Left click console.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, GenC, no one press escape on the keyboard, bro.
Because that closes the console.
You know what I mean?
Like, that console ruins the edge.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
I
Someone in your chat said you could just click with the console open a little bit
Is that a thing?
I always
That's way easier
Yes, wait, it's your inventory
Right should be fine
Um, okay
Jinxie you're wait show me the skins one last time. I can tell did you check what you get from this?
No, I don't even know. I didn't even know what I can get
Night wish is a fucking butterfly emerald potential if I'm not mistaking
It's from the dreams of nightmare case. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna know
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it could be a complete not moment fever case
Oh my god!
If you ever case you have, which can be skeleton sapphire, there's some fucking nutty bangers in here bro.
But we are hoping for the battle for a knife basically.
So Jinxie, no no no, okay, let's start the edge and then I can, then you will see what's going on.
I'll be, I'll shut up.
Okay.
So we're going to start the edge now.
Yeah, Jinxie, I don't think you, I think you pull up on the console.
So, ready? I'm going to hide, I'm going to hide, I'm going to click proceed.
Yeah, nobody will fall second.
You can show for a second once it's there.
Yeah, just click it.
I'm looking away.
Click it.
Wait, do I have to confirm or should I just say?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
J-X-E.
How did that sound?
Yo, I got it.
OK, so it's on our screen.
We need to know what it is.
J-X-E. Don't accidentally press the X.
Your mouse is right next to the X.
If you are yo, I swear.
Yo, OK, nice.
So I'm dragging up.
I'm not going to let you know yet.
Stop.
Stop.
I'm dragging it up this way.
Sony, tell me what this could be.
What could this be?
It could be a bottle for a knife.
It could be a fucking Navaj knife.
It can be anything from $50 to fucking $10,000.
I'm not joking.
Right under your console.
Jinxy, check this out.
What you wanna do, you're going right now,
you're undressing from bottom to top.
Listen to my voice.
At the bottom-
Did she just go completely vertically?
At the bottom-
No, no, no.
At the bottom, it will tell you the logo of the collection
so that already spoiled something
and it will also start showing the text.
Jinxie, I want you to keep edging until you see a box appear, a red box.
And once you see red, I want you to stop.
Red light!
I stop.
Stop, I'm sorry.
Oh my god, oh my god, perfect.
What does this mean?
What is that mean?
Good, bad, we don't know.
So far, nothing.
But Jinxie, the best way to edge it is from the top.
Why?
Because at the bottom, you see the knife text.
It would say something like, butterfly knife,
and you just know what it is.
So you wanna now make the box smaller.
You go from the top to the bottom
till you see the red box
and you cut the box from the bottom a little bit.
Like you make it smaller
and you cut it towards your liking, you know?
Keep going.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I can't breathe.
Oh my God.
Keep going.
Wait, wait, wait.
You see the box?
Keep going.
Nice.
Still going.
Yeah!
Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
I see the bottom, I see the bottom.
Now cut it from the bottom, cut it from the bottom.
Cut it from the bottom.
You should have us, you're lucky.
Forget it, close your voice.
I love you, just like, this is it, bro, this count is right.
So we're just looking for the word butterfly knife, right?
Just in the call with the boys.
No, no, no, no, no, you just keep on, we're just cutting it a little bit, we're just cutting it, you know?
Cutting it, you don't want to see any words, you don't want to see any words.
Yes, Jynx, you know, check this out, please wait a second.
Because one thing you have to realize right now,
In the next few seconds when you go down, we may know what you get. Why? Because knives have different heights
There are some knives that are super tall and you will start seeing a tip at the top and then you know
Okay, there's a shit one. Those are the big boys, right? Those are the big boys, right?
Yes, the butterfly knife that you want. It's in the middle of the new item text
We have a few knives that can come before that though the worst knife possible
It's the knife that may show up next which is the bowie knife if you keep going slightly down and you start seeing a pixel
You're cooked
Keep going slightly down slightly down and if you see something you're cooked
Keep going keep going
No pixel yet go a little bit more
Wait, this is huge. This is huge. It cannot be a Bowie, which is the worst one possible
It can say
Let's fucking start. Let's get some claps in the chat. Okay
It can't be the Bowie. All right, so what can it be now?
It can be the maximum juicer, which is a fucking butterfly knife
Emerald and the bottom you see how at the top left you see a text appearing, right?
Looks like here. Yeah, yes, this is gonna say new item and Jinxie in the middle of that text
If you start seeing a tip appear
That's your butterfly knife. So you do want to see a tip very soon now. I want to see a tip right around here, right?
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh my god. Okay. Are you ready? Are you ready?
Slow slow slow. Once you see something you stop insta
Come on. We need to tip tip us tip us tip us go slow
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Is this bad?
Is there anything that we could still have here?
Anything?
Um, Flipknife, ShadowDegas, AKA Buttplugs.
If your first edge is Buttplugs, oh, oh, oh, oh, Chunko.
What is Buttplugs?
The fuck is this community?
You may see it on the live.
You may be unboxing some right now.
Should I keep going yeah, keep going slow slow slow because right now every single pixel matters, you know is there still something good
We could get from this
Can that be a carambit carambits are also pretty low m9s can still be I don't know if it's in here
Carambits are short. Yeah, carambits are short. Yeah, just keep going. I'm going
I'm not going yeah, but go slow once we see a tip. Go slow. Okay. Go slow. Why are you going so fast? Why are you going so fast?
Sorry, only only I'm new to this
I know, I know, it's your first one.
Oh my god.
Jinxie, I have bad news, bro.
I'm, I'm, I don't want to say it.
Just keep going, bro.
Just keep going.
But go slow, please.
Oh, chill, chill.
What's this?
No way you're saying this, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Oh my god.
Oh, Jinxie.
All right, check this out.
We have good news.
We have good news, bro.
Okay.
Jinxie, my expectations were correct.
That's the good news.
The bad news.
Remember what you said?
This community is fucked up.
Habibi, congrats to your first pair.
Congrats to your first pair.
Oh no.
It's a butt plug.
No, no.
It's butt plugs.
You get two.
It's the only knife where you get a two for one.
Jinxie, Jack, putt.
There it is.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
What is that word, Dona?
Hi, guys.
don't even say I'll get it can you get the word can you get me the way I don't
think the way it matters I'm not gonna lie sorry
then we're in where not bad oh my god um oh god what what is the first number of
of what it's worth the first number hi vice yeah what is the first number of
what it's worth 600 I think it's gonna be 60 bucks it can be bro you spend like
400 on this or yeah that's it you see that's the fucked up thing because there
was literally reds in there that were worth $60 what the fuck I think this is
cheaper than everything you put into them yeah every single rent was like
double your final price $61.64 now have eyes how much money did I spend on the
reds for that did you trade in that that SMG no no no thank god we did the two
AK's yes the chat's just laughing what's that your fuck no fuck no oh no
we did the two legion of a new best
night we have enough for another one of these or no no way right no no fucking
Not unless you got rid of the other two, right? Yeah, yo no no no no no this is bad like go back to loader, bro
Look at those knives actually for back for you, bro
Your face cam is probably above it, but it shows a default knife a falchion knife and fucking butt plugs freehand minimal
We're your junk or you may actually have the worst luck as you predicted, bro. I'm not even joking, bro
Oh my god, what the fuck oh
Oh my god, sorry our last chance is chroma's chat like this is it
Hi guys, how much money do we have for chroma's right now?
Yeah, I mean we could do more if we get reds from these like if we get reds in these chromas
Shit, I actually don't know if I could have got a worse thing from that. I'm not even kidding. No, you could okay
The worst thing was the first thing you said right only the long one
I'm pretty sure
Wow, I think this is the worst. I am not joking
We're only hide hide. Oh, yeah
Brother so that was like the yeah chat that was like the bottom of the barrel a Wow
But did you have fun doing it Jinx? That was the most fun. I've had on CS on everything. I love
Oh, no, yeah, bro knowing you're like seconds away from a gold. Holy dopamine and one
You know where the limits are like once you know what what it means and jinksy one thing you can do as well
Once you know the height is a butterfly knife
You know it's a butterfly knife, but jinksy it can be a shit butterfly knife or the go to birth knife
So then what you do is you start undressing it little bit by little bit and you start seeing the colors and you should start seeing some green
You know maybe an arrow start seeing some blue. You may know maybe ass. You know, I mean like it's like you undress it
You add yourself to what the fucking finish line. It's fucking goaded, bro. Yeah, you're good to go
How did that case feel after that trade up be honest like fucking shit
It's that trick this is gonna buy rats
Yes, but yeah, I mean then it gets real bad because then there's no more limit from daddy steam, you know
How bad you see listen
You know how you put how many night wishes did you put in?
Yeah, you put in to what at minimum field tested
they're minimal I'm in a more both of my no don't say what yeah they were they
were and then the the ego print stream was been wearing too okay well just off
the night wishes you put two in that was a hundred and fifty six dollars oh my
god you're telling him that as he unboxed a sea of blues I'm not gonna lie
This is not a good call.
Last case.
Last case.
Goal.
Goal.
Oh.
Banana.
Banana.
Banana.
So you can buy red.
Tell me more about this.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Chasey.
What's the worst investment?
Buying cases or buying reds?
Wait.
Buy five reds right now.
What did you think?
Yes.
Alright, so honestly speaking, I don't even want to have this cross my lips because it will just get you going, but
Red trade-ups are of course much better than opening cases. Cases have much worse return
than trade-ups. You can do trade-ups in a somewhat smart way. There's people
at some point trade-ups used to be profitable, Jinxie. When it came out, people didn't know them yet.
Yes, and there were so many reds for sale, so people just bought up. It was like 120% profit if you did enough of them.
Now it's a little bit different. I think now it's like what 80% you get money back like 80% run about
But you can edge it with floats and stuff. It's there's a whole math to it
Some people they still are able to do it profitable, but that takes some time
But I think now what is like 80% I think ish
Which is okay, right like I don't know
So it's a better investment basically to buy five shitty reds. I
I mean yes, but it can also spiral out really really quickly because you know the cost of one trade up
So now imagine you want to do ten of these you're looking at fucking what fucking
2003 thousand dollars or something
Have my list to get 10 gold right? I've mind execute order 66. Oh
One more
I've mind execute order 66
What red shitty do the shittiest reds we can get right? Oh, does that make the knife shittier? Yes, of course
I think that means you have different case. So it's basically Jinxie trade-ups work in the way
You can only get what you put in, you know if you put a skin in from the collection
Which you can they get the grambit from then you can get the why don't we put in my best reds, right?
So you can get maybe the best
Golds, you know, like you have the dreams nightmare one, which is good. Why don't I put in this the op in the MP9?
Oh god. Oh no. And can I put in the shadow daggers, too?
No. Not yet. Maybe not that soon. Wait, so imagine.
The AWP is a good rad. The MP9 is a good rad. So will that bring up the chance of me getting a better knife?
So the AWP you don't want to put in. I think it's a pretty decent value skin,
but MP9 Scyler Protector, it's a decent skin to put in. Why? Because you can get the,
It's rings and I'm a question you can get the butterfly emerald again, you know, which is a really good back new though
Oh, no, he's not change your opinion. Oh
Yeah, that does because I'm not almost always be fucking you at least when it comes to Gemknives
So yeah, you know what?
Look at the float look at the float. Yeah, what the fuck it's insane
So don't trade it in no absolutely not you keep this one so have us we divide five reds. I mean
What if we just spend the rest of tonight's budget on rats?
What if we buy it?
I'm trying to get a generational knife right now.
Like, what is the rest of tonight's budget? Like $800, $700?
I think.
I mean, we would get a disgusting knife, right?
Uh...
We could get all of our results from the night instantly.
I know it's crazy, but cheer me out. We would get all of the results from the night instantly
We spend eight or nine. Oh, no. Why are you sad? I'm gonna make you be scared. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. I just say I'm just
All day, so I'll have us what is the rest of our steam wallet right now right now?
What do we have in our steam wallet right now? Let me look I
Don't know if you have enough. We spend the rest of our money on it and the edge the fuck out of it
And then we come back strong in two days
Hey, let me let me see what we
Oh, they I checked your chat someone said what have you caused do we have to hide I'm hiding
No, I mean when you think about it, it's a $5,000 for one gold pull out of the case. What if I cost you a bro?
What are you bro?
What the fuck come on?
Shit
six hundred and thirty eight dollars that's not for straight up bro sorry you
think we just put all of the six thirty eight and no trade up but what what
red what which ones no no no time on time on time on Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie a
new update just got released you can try out the new fucking thing if you want I
have not bought the glove yet from that maybe you're like it's good you should
buy some new ones it's called decked hand I get to get released now I try to
One on a each other
If you get new
One of these is like opening five cases because you have five re-rolls, you know, so it's like
Early on like if you hit a goal, does it profit early on right now?
the golds like they're gonna sell it to you for like 250 if you get a good one
yeah of course it's worth it really although I don't know why chat is not
feeling it I mean I always do the newest shit right because like I don't know it's
like a new update but chat what do we think trade it up or do we spend the
rep do we spend the rest of the money on one crazy trade up or do we spend the
rest of the money on the new the new shit what do they call it any um but
the same trade-ups, trade-ups or terminals?
I feel like the same.
How many trade-ups do you do?
Yeah, but how many trade-ups?
Yeah.
If you want to do one crazy trade-up or a couple terminals.
I feel like a few trade-ups better than one big one.
Because you can just get lucky.
Yeah.
You don't want to do a big one.
Yeah, but then you could also get lucky.
I think isn't that meta only to do like cheap ones?
Like cheaper ones?
Yeah, like cheap ones.
Like cheap ones, Koma, Gamma, those are like really nice.
Yeah, yeah.
So you could probably do two then, no?
What's six months?
Mods are default, please.
Trade-ups or terminals?
Mods are default.
Please vote.
Please vote.
Where are the four?
Where are the four?
My stores in fucking euros, but it's like what?
A nightwish is fucking 90 euros.
It's like 100.
This is interesting, yeah.
It's like $400 for one trade-up.
Yeah, sorry, $500.
And then you can say like the rest of the budget.
I need no grass in the budget.
Yeah.
I don't mind that.
All right, so how does it work with these terminals?
Once the gloves have a price by the community like say some of the gloves are worth like a few thousand dollars
How does it work if you pull a glove out of the terminal is it cheaper like just way cheaper a community price?
We're like, bro
I don't even know myself like it's I think they somewhat adjusted to the steam price because they try to get the money from the first fucking sale
They tried to take away the first sale. They had greedy as hell, bro
So oh, that's why they're doing it like this. Yeah. Yeah, and probably because of NYC like okay in case I just
Think trade-offs
87% of my chats I trade up
Yeah, yeah, you should buy one trade up for sure like a nice one all right
Let's do it have much. How do you do it? Where do you even go to buy reds?
Market steam market if you want to do it right now, I've never bought a skin before
Okay, it is
Places, but it takes time like then you have to wait a little bit. Yeah straight up
So dreams and nightmares is what we want dreams and nightmares you can slide
We want on it. What do we want? You can slide in a gamma you can slide in a coma
So um you could you for sure by like two night wishes
mmmm feel tested by one doesn't really matter like it's gonna be factually I
would say feel tested two night wish for tested let me see how much I think I'm
ones. I mean Chad this is it for the night like after this it's just cut and we
could do maybe like one or two terminals if we have money left over. Chad nothing's
leaked guys the screen is fine. I'm hiding as well. You for sure want to buy a
roll cage farm us if you test it. Okay. From that you can get the fucking
Karambit Emerald and M9 Emerald like that's GG. Wow
Karambit Emerald I'll fucking pull my cock out. Yeah, me too. That's the green one. That's like 9k. Yeah, yeah
That one's sick. Oh my gosh. God imagine that. Oh my gosh
So that from us feel tested is a hundred and fifty seven
Yes, only get one of those only get one of those
Okay, so we're at 2x Nightwish field tested and we're at 1x roll cage. Yes, it's like 350 or something right?
So then maybe do a three night versus problem. Not gonna lie night versus a kind of OP because it's like Butterfly Emerald
Three night which is okay. Okay. And then the last one you can do a Croma for M9 Sapphire, Croma Sapphire
Oh
You're so locked on it
It's 3 a.m. For me bro tomorrow, maybe sleep on the street. Oh my god. My name is a little asleep and right above me, bro
G you bite on it
I'm wrong like I will be on the streets for whatever you even gonna go live tonight, but then the new shit came out and you're like
I fuck exactly exactly wrong I
Was chilling on the couch. I was eating fucking dinner, bro
Sipping on a fucking coke zero all the sudden like my fucking phone pops off like it's World War 3 like of course
It means fucking up there. I was like, oh, no
Insta hop down
We got jinxing jinxing. I hope you realize the last update is fucking so long ago. I swear
I know that update. I'm not joking. Oh, that's that's what I'm that's what I've been hearing, bro
I heard like they update the game like twice a year
Yeah
they do it up to a week. Like I'm not joking.
The last one was a coma. Wait, can you tell me that?
A coma. Yeah, I'm gonna do it right now.
We're gonna do it right now, guys.
Thank you, thank you.
You can just buy a McTownie on right now.
You'll test it. Oh my god, my agenda is already pumping, bro.
Haven't even fucking done it yet.
So this is literally the rest of the wallet for the night,
literally.
Tide screen.
Everybody had it.
yeah hiding hiding this is it guys this is it for the rest of the night bro this is we might
be able to do like one or two minimums just depends on what you're looking at
okay all right that's good it's like so wow 97 fuck wow the night wish yeah the night wish
like ninety three of these we need three of them so expensive ouch wow 300 dollars gone just like that
into the night wish we need two more only which four were the other ones it was a location a
coma you can't even know the coma yeah and like a mechton neon right or something three emerald
butterfly bro i will suck your cock if it's emerald butterfly dude emerald butterfly is like oh my god
I've traded up to you see to a butterfly fucking sapphire right fucking absolutely can't like it was
It was like 10k bro when I when I oh my god. Yeah, how much was your trade up like 500 bucks?
Yeah, literally maybe even less they were cheaper at the start, you know
But I didn't sell it and I'll now drop to like 7k and drop $3,000 Gigi because it's people are doing so many trade-offs
You know you see this one look at this the FAMAS is 157. Oh, yeah, yeah, bro
We might even have enough for a terminal after this chat. I'm not even kidding. Maybe
You have enough for like three, okay?
Okay, so we will have enough. We will have enough. Okay. Yeah, we'll have enough
So chat we'll do this and then like three terminals
Okay, sorry, I know what was the last one
and just buy I think they're all cheap
Brett with the 10 gift in W. Bratton the chat this is a chat this is fucking it
Oh, no, not fake, no.
Practically fell in.
Yeah, fake, no, fake, no, fake, no.
53 now?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, this is fucking crazy.
I didn't even know you could do this. This is deadly.
This is, yes. It's literally like, what, 500 or less in one click.
Yeah, yes.
bro it's crazy cuz like some games are like like a hundred dollars and it's
like a considerably expensive game brother CS go it's like the most
expensive game ever if you make it that yes I don't think there's any game where
you can actually spend more money than CS I'm not a controlling bro it's CG is
there a game bro do you know a game where you can spend more money
Do you know like how much we spent in one night like it was arrow Tim the Tatman
Nature than I like in one night we opened something on stream
Do you know how much we opened?
I have to look it up because I like it sounds so crazy me was it fucking
Chad was it
200
I'm scared to say it how much was it?
They're saying like 500k
500k
No, that was 20k that that capsule that was 20k
Yeah, yeah, that was that was 500k like that's how crazy the CS community is bro
Like it's the bro like we did not like there was a guy who just came to us some rich
Russian oligarch or something like yo, please open these on stream like
some fun have some fun bro he sent us all of us what was it like a hundred k to open bro
i'm not joking his name was me alone what about bro gg i'm not joking like what the fuck
everyone's talking drinks and everyone's parents were like freaking out like you're gonna get
scammed you're gonna get scammed there she sees us me alone why are they saying what
what? What are you saying? What? Wait, what was his name?
Megalodon. Megalodon. Alright, don't stop.
I'm not going. Alright, I'm not this shit again, bro.
Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. Yeah, this is it, bro. Like, this is it.
This is the last two, bro. Oh my god. And then we have three terminal.
Chad, R, if you're ready, three if you're not, or no, what if you're ready?
If you're not sure I'll check the cockpit on you immediately after that
And I still want to open a
Do you think it's gonna get something nice
I believe
I was not purchasing. Oh, what's happening?
Why is it a person very fresh maybe it's like gone I?
Wait, do we have enough?
We could shut up if needed shut up for another rat. No, this one is gone another one. Oh, it's gone. It's gone
this one
So close my device on there was a problem on again going again
Like the 105 one.
Hold on, hold on, remember this one?
Oh, nine.
Go on.
105?
Oh, nine.
Go on.
Oh, my god, what's happening?
The market like crashed.
What's going on?
Can't buy anything.
Go on.
No, this can't be right.
Refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh.
Refresh, you then get like one that's a dollar more.
Go to bottom, bottom, bottom.
Should we place a buy order as well?
Maybe.
Yeah, should we just place a buy order?
maybe after your max balance
but i just
yeah
please
please please please please please
come on please
why is it loading please
what the fuck is happening bro
why can't i buy the fucking
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
are only options to trade up then
way way way way guys and maybe the same thing I'm not joking
no
yes
what happened
could be the spending limit again the 2k I'm not joking
wait how many need though just one left
we literally need one
yeah just trade up for it we have enough
wait you have another one
where the mp9 was low float ah no you don't
no no but there's really enough to trade up to
so much to trade up to like
How many don't even ten pinks for that we ten I don't think we got it
We got ten banks one million percent. We can make a training up to that straight about let's do it
Let's do it up. Okay, so this team update why we have like 400 blues. What is that? That's like 40?
So we have one two three four new one more
Wait, how many pinks do we need you one more red T10
and things right you know that
but
they're going to go
we need ten things how many things do we have right now
how many things we have right now
the news tonight
we have one two three
and i don't know what i'm not going to get out of the car
i think one of the rats you can use though
um... show me the print stream show me the print stream
I don't know if this is too much.
Printstream is field tested.
It's field tested?
Field tested.
How much is that right now?
Oh, printstream field.
Yeah, use it, use it.
Fuckin' 60 bucks.
Use it, use it, use it.
That's perfect.
That's perfect.
Yes, here we go.
This is it.
Oh, god.
OK.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, no.
Oh.
This is a jinx.
on a white shank on a
obscured
yeah i know this is
because she's got people
and i've done as well like
ten of these in a day
when they were cheaper now the expensive cell
and i've seen people get like
fucked six times seven times in a row bro like shatter daggers into that night
in the middle of a high school
high-density
yeah i'm gonna bring up the console just like i have eyes uh... okay
How many terminals can we rip after this just to?
I mean we couldn't even buy a gun off the market.
Yeah, fuck it, fuck it. This is it.
This is the lap end of the stream.
I'm sorry, I looked at the wrong prizes.
No, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
I wanted to do this anyway.
Chad, this is the end of the stream right here after this.
This is it.
I was here.
I'm literally ending like two minutes after this.
Oh no, but this time you're ending it out of happiness.
Not out of happiness.
Yes, come on. Oh god.
Yes, this is a great stream.
OK, chat.
This is watching.
OK, you guys can chat.
Is that?
Everyone's ready?
Showing.
This is it.
So just reveal a little bit.
Here you go.
Ready up, whenever you want.
Is everybody ready?
Can everybody see?
I am a little bit scared.
Like, there is a new update for the game.
I don't know if it lets you do it.
I'm scared that it glitches.
I'm not going to lie.
Like, this is like.
Whoa.
Should we just reset?
I don't know though.
Um.
What do you mean, Oney?
What do you mean?
Like, there's a new update right now.
Like, top left, you see that you have to update your client.
I don't know how it works with trade-ups though.
You can try, maybe on the old one, I don't know.
Or the update is they put a good mafia to your shit,
I don't know.
I don't know, you decide, you decide.
I don't know.
Can we restart?
I'm restarting it, could it be the play?
I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Maybe we restart, as you can reach the room that's,
I'm not joking.
Okay, just restart, just restart.
See your client, it's up there.
You need to restart the game.
I have to restart the game.
I bet
Oh god, sorry for edging the edge chat, but it has to be done
Like I said, no, no, you're good, you're good, you're good
I don't even know
Just don't say I was here, yeah, we're resetting, we're resetting, we're resetting
Quit in console is crazy
Bro closes the game the old-fashioned way
Hehehehe, bro
I've never seen that
That's so OG
Yeah, we're not solving, bro, this up team, we're not solving
But we are gonna edgy, we are gonna edgy
Ski man?
No, no, no, wait, this is for the knife
Oh, wait, I'm taking the game for the knife?
Yo, yo, yo, listen, listen, listen, listen
Maybe, maybe, maybe, check my Instagram bro, I'm telling you, it would be a vibe if we
do making a song stream bro, I'm telling you bro, I'm telling you, please, please, please.
Like I'll from home, I'll rap to my shit bro, you make a line, I make a line, like
truss, no truss, I saw the movie cinema, I don't know, I'll be hallowed down, I'll be
hallowed down.
Hold on.
Check the top one if you want to see the video, it could be funny, ski the goat, ski the goat,
you're the best bro, I swear.
for me? Big heart! Big heart! All right, let's go. Let's hit something great for
Janko. This is it. This is it. A gold trade-up to end the night. Oh god. A gold trade-up
to end the night. If you're not doing the start. Do you know why we're putting
once by the way? No, no, no. Because when you get the knife once it shows on screen,
it's gonna show a text like an error message and hack us they can fucking
align the code and figure out what knife you got just by that fucking message
bro I've gotten my edge rune before bro because people saw the message and I
didn't know about it it's full-cooked
wow
that's tea
but I hope I didn't leak anything
no no no
no no
Um, here we go. Okay.
Okay. How about you ready?
Is it? Yep. Is it?
All right.
Go in. Uh, is everyone ready?
Is everyone ready?
Load them in.
Whoops.
Good. Is this all good?
Okay.
Put up the console.
Ready?
So I'm going to put up the console.
Check the console.
Chad, is everybody ready?
This could be the greatest moment in my CS career right here, Chad.
Or it could be horrible.
Could I still get a $20 knife from this?
$20 no $60 $50. Yes
God
This is very expensive. This is over a $500
$500 guys. I'm just gonna do it and I find you get on check jing see what you guys got it. Yeah, 500 dollar click. Yep
All right, we got it. We got our next we don't know what it is now
What do you want me to do exactly on a instruct me, please from the bottom to the top until you see red box then from
the top to the bottom so you see the red box and then you minimize it you know
and then you like make yeah and now from bottom to top till you see the red
box and then you minimize the box you cut it you know you cut it like a t-shirt
so it fits but yeah yeah go slow now you're going much better bro your second
edge is already so much better than your first keep going slow once you see the
box yeah you should be scared to be complete ass under here come on yeah
wait until box until box until box until box until box until box until box nice
stop make minimize a little bit cut cut okay okay until I see the red box
and slow slow slow yeah yeah oh my god oh my god okay Jin see I want you to go
slow on this one please though all right because the last time you were like
going a little bit faster which is fine it was your first time but now we need
to lock emerald now we need to go actually slow because every single
pixel you can reveal this the knife type and every second time you go down you
can reveal what knife it is for that type like it could be emerald or it could
be ultraviolet which is nothing you know like we need to guess the color we
need to like the shape you don't want this to be long we don't want to see the
have immediately right absolutely not then you're chopped ready yes but we
nice is the highest all right go really slow please as slow as you can I'm not
joking nice jingsy we don't want to see it I'm going really slow I'm doing no
chip
oh
salt
what does that mean
oh no
what does that mean
oh they talk to me man what is that
i can't say anything
oh god
try to click x
no no no no
you can guess what it is jimsy
i mean ahhh
oh my oh my god
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Wow, that's the worst knife I could have got, right?
That was $500 fucking dollars, bro.
Not bad, I mean.
$600.
Squishy, what the fuck?
Squishy, what the fuck?
It could have been worse, man. It could have been worse.
No, it literally couldn't. It literally couldn't have been worse.
this was the worst case scenario bro
bro what is your luck
i'm not joking jesse
that's disgusting about his trade in these fucking knives
proud i wish you fucking good
that's factor in the right
what is that what condition
what was that
come on not feel tested please
okay okay what are we talking about guys
first number first digit
first number
six
no way bro
six thousand
so we just spent five
five hundred dollars on a tradeup and got a sixty dollar knife
I'm sorry
sixty eight dollars and thirty seven cents
I actually hate how it looks, I'm glad someone asked
I actually despise it
this looks like shit
collection is already donkey doodle fucking shit and this is somehow worse
than all of it I like the butt plugs more than this at least I can fucking use
them yeah so you just scored 60 yep 68 dollars and 37 cents I am not to say
the one thing right now Jincy at the end of the day this could be a good thing
I'm sorry to say this to you as a friend but I'm just thinking as well about like
the people watching right now because if you would have gotten like a $8,000 off right now,
bro, yo, some of the yo, some of y'all I know that you would have got a trade-up right now.
And this is the reality, bro, that you do get fucked like that. You know what I mean?
Like, I don't know. You're right. No, the guinea pig for that. But oh man, bro. Oh man. Hold on.
What are our profits and losses right now? Oh, you're done. Let me tell Loni.
Only he's hiding something from you, honey. No, we we talked about this. We talked about off-stream cases. Yeah
At 1
28 a.m
This guy
Was playing ramba succeeds
And had the urge
to open a case
Jing see open one though. I didn't open I didn't open one
I didn't know I thought about it though off-stream
Yeah, I know I know Jinxie. I only know of one streamer that does that I swear other people they can control themselves
Okay, we'll do it on stream blah blah blah. Yeah, that is absolutely crazy, bro
That is crazy
Hi guys. Oh, yeah
I'm a failure. Hi guys before we get off
What is my total invested into this game and what what is my inventory worth right now?
I believe I've invested seven grand crap
Yes, yes, seven seven thousand dollars your inventory
There's a what is there a way I can see that I mean just think about what we have that's valuable
And we're not going to sell blues
We have a bowie knife
butt plugs and
Then we have a dog shit gold knife right here the falchion lore and
And yeah, and then we have the 350 dollar AK which actually our best skin so we have a $350 skin a hundred and thirteen dollars skin
And then like call it
Like seven colors call it $700 of inventory. Yeah, yeah
750 I was gonna say so we are
Invested seven grand
$700 inventory so we're down $6,300 check that is the reality of CS right there
So you can go to inventory and solve my quality again, then you see your best and boxes
I look you want to see it like this is what 7k gave you they go everything everything on the left
Everything everything everything top everything top left
suck
boom oh
That's absolutely. This is what seven grand got me
Maybe so you had a lot of reds before you traded them
Also, you have a lot of purples and blues, so I'm not gonna lie you have a lot of trade up
yeah
But what seven thousand dollars got me on CS chat never spend a dollar on this fucking game
Just watch me lose money, bro. This is a joke back tomorrow
No, we're not back tomorrow. I'll play tomorrow. I'm not fucking ripping shit tomorrow. It's that don't even ask
All right, bro, I'm off voice like I'm actually off like I'm gonna go sit in my bed
Oh my god, yeah, I know put some cases apparently thinking about opening case of stream, huh?
You see you woke up over the first thing you thought about
Well, no, it wasn't cases I'm just like oh today's case day because I didn't open cases yesterday
And I get I get to Kate that I so yeah, I didn't think about it
All right guys, I'll see y'all boys
So man, all right. All right guys. Love you. Have a great night. Love you all day squishy. Have a nice piece out
Time to shine I'm not done yet
As long as it says that I still have some steam balance. I'm fucking hunting those gloves, bro
I'm fucking hunting those gloves and it's also still 19 there from my celestial celestial. Can I accept it? Oh, no, I feel bad
I
Didn't click bro
Yo, bro. I didn't click though, bro. Oh my yo, bro. Yo, the air the it's windy in here
Oh my god. Oh, this is not good. I'm low key addicted to these. I'm not joking though
I'm not must have been the wind. Yeah, sorry. I did say I was doing like I did do the giveaways and stuff
What I fucked up why did I kind of it was the last off I didn't see
Oh
Gg bro
Gg I let me see Hudson chef for fucking Celestia, bro. I'm not even joking Hudson chef for fucking Celestia, bro
All right boys, I'm buying the fucking rest of my fucking balance right now, and then I'm heading to bad
Bro, it's fucking 330. It's fucking 330 boys and girls tomorrow. No CS, bro
Tomorrow we finish Elm ring, bro
This is a stream that we don't talk about all right
This is a stream that we don't talk about this is the late night DJ and stream
That didn't exist. Okay. Oh
Local property that we did the drinks the segment why because the prices are cheaper now
Only 26 euros only 26 euros. Come on give us a fucking gold, baby. Oh fucking gold, baby
come on gold gold gold slide it in slide it in we all have to go to bad
check for floor 0.63 go next slide at the fucking 0.10 go next give us a
fucking gold baby Bobby 0.44 go next can we get a red can we get a gold I'm
not asking another time okay so we're taking the piss 0.02 we go next give us
give us a gold, give us a red, give us a gold, give us a red, give us a gold, give us a gold
could be better, could be worse, wear one pink on the last offer, I'll take it bro
it was the last offer, he could have given us a fucking blue and I would have
and I would have still accepted it, we take a fucking pink bro
first time as well, first time pink, I'll fucking take it
come on, gold or red, we have every pink unboxed so far
Gold or red? Gold or red?
Point 1-8 we go next. Gold, gold, gold, red, red.
Next. Gold, gold, gold, red, red, red. Gold, gold, oh my god, I almost lost everything. Look at this.
I only need one more red and one gold, then I have the whole collection.
Bonus XP, what an animation.
Gold, gold, gold, red, red, red. Point 1-1. Gold, gold, gold, red, red, red. Gold, gold, gold, red, red, red. Gold, gold, gold, red, red, red, red.
Slanted in puppy do it Bobby do it do it do it do it do it do it
New clock pattern
What do you mean you cook better
That's the best thing I've seen all week that is the best thing I've seen all week
Counter strike release gloves that have a straight fucking dick on it.
I need those, oh my chat and it's on torture gloves.
Cock, torture.
Yo, yo, yo, imagine cock gloves into,
into
Into a huntsman dick pattern
You're a fucking boss you're the boss in your town, but that's all I'm gonna say oh
My god, bro. No, and then
57 no no no no no no someone stop me someone stop me someone stop me
someone stop me
Cool, cool, cool, rap, koool, cool, rap, rap.
Mmmm 0.5.
Shit, we wanted to check all blocks in game, bro.
Lucky there's no time anymore.
Do we need to see all blocks in game?
Yay or nay.
Come on unboxing.
Come on.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
But I'll go really, really fast, okay.
10 minutes showing all the skins.
It's gonna be like 10 minutes.
Ummm...
Like I'm good.
Insta.
Not before I get a gold though.
Not before I get a gold though.
Gold gold gold.
Please, I can't shoot anymore because my neighbors are fucking asleep.
Give me a gold and don't be too crazy.
Don't be fact-tuned or I will literally scream my lungs off.
And I will literally be evicted.
Gold gold gold.
Fuck me. Yes, go go go point four for four. Not too bad. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good
Point of all factor you do I take it
Seven bucks I
Can't shed I want the gold I need another chance for gold. I'm running out of funds. I'm hitting max the limit
Should have taken it
Are the prices already going up for the items no, right? I
Don't know how often they update
I want to see what it looks like to get a gold. I haven't seen anyone unbox a good yet
Point to five go next
Good
Good good good good good good good good good good
Not yet. It's late at night. You know what playlist I have to whip out bro?
I have to whip out my fucking intran's playlist bro.
This is a playlist that I only listen to like
late at night, late at night when you gotta be in the zone.
Why did I do that?
Immediately out of the zone? Come on, here you go bro.
Here you go. Now.
Gold, gold, gold.
say it with me gold sex play this is no bro this is like like chill like lock
in like like in the zone playlist I'm running out of fun I can only afford two
more chat I'm not joking our last two bro
Pragy in the fucking chat, it's literally my last two, I'm not joking bro.
Then we're gonna check out the gloves in-game and then it's bad time.
Gold, gold, gold, Bobby, I'm not gonna ask another time.
Gold or rat, you fucking...
Give us something nice now, I'm not gonna ask nicely now.
Gold, gold, gold, you fucked me over all day, I've spent thousands.
I'm about to hit my Steam X limit, give me something nice.
now gold or red gold or red Bobby point six seven gold gold gold gold gold
gold gold gold gold I thought there was a sign I thought there was a sign last
one last fucking one gold gold gold gold gold gold gold please please last one on
On the last one point on I do the next code code code
How crazy am I a Ferdinand this
I've two more re-rolls on this
This is my last one, what if there's a gold behind this?
What if the odds are better after seeing a rat that they give you another rat?
Like surely he's not just gonna give me two blues, right?
She wants $14 for a step-track well-worn one, that is a crazy deal, that is way to second,
I just realized something.
girls statracks are a lot worse because you can't trade them up to fill the
fucking gloves type one if you know what I mean I just realized you want the
non-statrack ones those are gonna be like double in price maybe more do I take
it or no do I take it or no type one if I should take it two of I should
Reel two times four gold which which could be two blues why do I see all
twos all right I'm gonna do something that no one has ever done before I'm
gonna edge Bobby I'm gonna edge Bobby we're gonna see the price gonna edge the
as well come on is that a good sound this better says hundred dollars if this
This has 30 cents, GG.
I heard the sound.
Is the sound a blue sound?
Alright. I have another clone.
I don't want to hear the sound. I want full edge. Actually no, I do want to hear the sound.
Check this out. We're going to check out all the skins in game right now. All the new
new gloves. Chat only the gloves right? We don't need to see the skin skins right?
I hope this works.
Make sure I don't leak anything.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, why are you awake, is it for you, wait, is it for you, 4.30 am
or 2.30?
It's 5.34, the main thing, hey, the main thing, hey, I'm not going to say nothing, some of
the gloves are insane, hey, I'll just give you a video, hey, hey, hey.
How do I check them out the fastest way, buddy, I'm completely fried chop.
wait I'm gonna send you a link or or yeah or yeah why don't send you a link
check check check check check check on backpack sorry epidemic how was your
evening bear dude I ended up getting gloves what yeah I got gloves show me
$200 no those are insane no these are these not these are these okay I was
It's about to say equip equip equip. Don't say which ones I want to see it pull up pull up and outside pull up outside
Pull up in a coop
Wait the ones with doesn't say 80 on your glove
How much where they like how much did Bobby want?
$200 what wait how much I say that again, please
$200 other fact you knew
What are you doing call me Nazis maybe less than 200 I'm not joking
I mean that's good that's good because people will use them for trade-offs, but these ones are probably some of the worst
Lightning McQueen gloves bro, what are you doing?
Some people like Lightning McQueen man.
Alright bro, alright bro.
I think the people that want to have the Lightning McQueen gloves bro, they're not going to
pay 200.
Alright, how can I check them out, but congrats bro.
How am I going to check them out the fastest, what would you do?
Okay, I send you the link, you open the link, you open the gloves, copy the inspect and
put I before it.
Okay, thank you very much my friend.
Let me see.
How are you?
Welcome, man.
Three, two, one, first Gloves Boys and Girls, bada bing, bada bang.
Oh, boys, by the way, you can go spectate and we react together, like you can do like
a...
Can you get on spectate?
Can you get on spectate?
Wait a second, you can get on spectate.
Then I just react.
But it's kind of cringe, guys.
Can you get it?
Yes, yes.
I mean fucking golden. I don't know what they have with this fucking animal. They're super shiny though
No, no, can you remind me of Ruby bro? Look at the shit
These aren't better like any of the red gloves if you think they're better than the old ones maybe say
I don't know because I'm like trying to think of crimson kimono
Wait your mic is crackling a bit I make why is that is it? Yeah, yeah
Shies
me because of pink but you can fix you can sell your gloves maybe you can get
another mic bro yeah I like them I'm not gonna lie I thought they were
hella ass but the way they're shiny that's new that's fully new and that's
fucking lit I'm not gonna lie not too bad chat I didn't think they were trying
like this I did not think they were trying like this the pussy pattern not
too bad all right next we got the brocade flowers but a bing-ba-bang
Also shiny bro all of them are shiny look at the shine
That's how it is so shiny. It's way better. It's sweeter. Okay
Who know one thing I need to ask you do you want and I can tell you if
They have pattern or they don't no
It's too late, bro. Thank you
Bro, these ones are like silky silky fucking shiny, bro. I like that grandma silky not bad
I like those as well. Next. Are they also gonna be shiny? Oh!
I don't know what to think of these. One of my Chetter said bald sack or something and after that
I was like, oh, no, but seeing them in game the dragon scale gloves
Elden ring vibes a little bit. Elden ring vibes a little bit. Lizard vibes.
I don't...
They look so good. It's like a 3D model, man. Like it's so insane.
You think they're tough?
You can even try to look in the shadow. Yes, they're a sword of its insanity.
It may be my knife. No, it's a second max fire ice flawless corner. No, you're my knife. What?
Next
Tough crowd, huh? Oh
the Wi-Fi gloves
The Wi-Fi gloves also have a shine to it
I swear the normal gloves don't have shines like this like this much and you can see we have some darker blues coming into some lighter blues
Hmm not too bad like we have worse gloves. I don't mind that the 5g gloves
I mean they're kind of cute I guess no no I think I'm not gonna lie
They're so clean right if I had a brush I would give I would give for these like these are clean these are like nice
I don't know, like that, like, I saw the rose and I like that, it's nice.
What knife though, what knife?
What knife?
Um...
Gamma Doppler.
Like, what do you mean?
M9 Gamma Doppler, maybe?
Like, any Gamma Doppler.
It's such a good, such a good, such a good, such a good, such a good, such a good loss.
Can I do, like...
Brightwater is trash.
Epidemic!
epidemic yeah I bet you wish I was a man that's all right next
ah these ones I don't like these ones are like I said it before like a like
those ASMR videos with the silicone and then they pop out the balls like full
trypophobia bro and they look like a fruit they look like a fucking fruit if
you know you know it's literally imperial place yeah period plates are
clearing these any day of the week these ones are like fucked up like this is
like I don't know these ones are disgusting bro if you want to discuss
people then you equip these next bro booty these are some of my fucking
I am not joking bro. These are so clean.
I appreciate the rate bro. I appreciate the rate bro.
Hard to fucking chat for Mr. Squishy bro.
Nah nah nah nah nah right now bro right now. Yo it's fucking 3.40 in the morning right now.
We're fully chopped right now. We're fully chopped. We're checking out real quick the newest gloves.
Gloves W's in the chat for mother-suckin squishy bro squishy when I hit up rocket leak. I'll let you know in stuff first person
I
Look at my ass a rocket be brought my come alive have a good one. Well egg. Have a good night, bro
Have a good night. Oh, where's the pleasure Sam bro a lovely bro piece piece piece piece. Thank you for the rate, bro
I appreciate that um
These gloves are fucking lit bro. These gloves just got at least like an hour ago chat. Um, I fucking love them, bro
What did you say booty by the way? Sorry, bro? I was kind of wanted to say that I
I wouldn't say that they look like a Christmas tree like with your knife because your knife is red and blue
Mm-hmm, and the gloves itself
They look like a Christmas tree. I want the power right now, bro. I want the power right now
I'm fucking you. I look you want to see what they look like in Battlescott though. Like how did they make it look in Battlescott?
Loki I need that link in the mail, buddy. Yeah
Okay, let me see next boom now we have spotlofts. Oh
Oh, I don't know why people hate these call me absolutely nuts. These are fucking stylish
These look like fucking a 90s track suit like in a vintage store. I fucking love these bro
We have the leather
Towards the hand look how it blends in with my fucking skin color. It looks like a see-through. I fucking love these, bro
Anything that looks nice
And it's purple bro and it's purple look at the fucking middle pattern bro. It looks so nice bro. Oh my god
It looks like a Mandelbrot. Sorry. Oh my god
Hippy gloves or fucking lovin bro. This makes me want to knit some socks right now. I'm not gonna lie, bro
This makes me want to knit some socks in a train
Call of duty vibes getting five headshots unlock this camo type vibe gg
Not a thousand headshots. That's the five headshots, but looks good with one probably right
Yeah, that's true. They made them for the day.
What's your mountain of stars a little bit like stormtrooper like the ice
trooper if you know you know. All right, next three to one.
All right, listen to me. Hear me out guys. Before you say anything, these gloves
would be absolute fire if they didn't have this fucking ugly ass yellow. If this
This wasn't yellow, but orange and red, they would be fire.
The yellow ruins it.
The yellow into the red is so fucking ass.
It should either be full yellow or full red, but yellow into red is not the play.
It is not the play.
I think everyone hates blue, but actually I like the blue part.
I love the blue part, that's the issue.
And you know why?
Because you can use karambit, cyan bit, and it's gonna be extremely nice.
Holy is gonna be nice
Look at that growing on me though. I don't think they're too bad. I'm not gonna lie
Can you get more
That would have been fun
Imagine this with a fade knife though Gigi
Yeah
Guys do we agree that these are fucking ass?
That's so disgusting, like, one of the worst glove in the case, you know.
Okay, I agree.
Next.
This one's it.
Oh! Visa, go with it, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, if anyone has some of these for sale, please hit me up, bro.
Please hit my line, bro. Please hit my line, bro.
Paying 2K for Visa right now in the field, I said, by the way.
One of the two, I said.
Shies, I think.
Uh, yeah.
Baby deep here?
Deep here?
Oh my god, why are the numbers so weird is it only me throwing it off like it looks like it says 80 and then 8 am I the only one
Bro, do you know what it is bro? It's boob gloves 8 all oh 8
Stop stop stop. I see it. I see it. I see it bro boob
Valorant
Valorant?
insane
insane?
they are max valorant but these are pattern based by the way right?
like you can get the max ping
they are 100% pattern based
you can get the ping and you can get sign
who?
they remind me of Teemo a little bit
they remind me of Teemo and Valorant
they look cheap to me call me nuts
yeah I kind of agree
I agree with that
They feel cheap. I don't know why it's a yellow. It's a yellow. It's a yellow
It's a yellow that looks like plastic the vice-pluffs. They they feel higher tier. I don't know
But it's still nice. It's still nice. It's still very very nice compared to the other ones
All right, here we go next
Not too bad, I like look we have a new texture going on
Do you see how the color works with these at first I was about to say as but look how the color looks on the red
It's like a silky is it silky like look on the middle of it. Yeah velvet velvet perfect word for that
It's literally velvet
Very interesting
That's a first we have never seen that before
Yeah, I'm not too bad at these
Me neither
The velvet carries it though the velvet carries it else. I would find them ass. I'm not gonna lie
All right next
Now we have the specialist loves boys and girls
I like those. I do like those. I don't know if I like them more than the Emerald
webs though. Emerald webs, centered webs kinda goaded. These ones are brighter of
course. Brighter usually better. More vibrant usually better. Not bad for green
gloves. This one with M9 Emerald. GG. GG. I don't mind them. Next.
Max-T. Next, next. Minecraft gloves. Yeah, Creeper gloves. Aha! The cock gloves. The
Illuminati gloves the cock torch cock torch are gloves. I mean
They look fucking clean, bro. They look fucking
Like don't they look more black than knots
I know I try to inspect like inspect and you're gonna see how black they are they look so
I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Yes
Yeah
Wait, someone's saying there are so many patterns as well. Is that maybe why at the bottom?
Oh, yeah, is that doing the same thing? Look at the shine. What the fuck? Look at my left glove. Do you see that?
Yeah, the left glove is shining
It's full shiny the white material
Like a plastic film is about what they cooked. Oh, yeah on the black bits like that are on the way
yes yes yes it's full shiny even at the left fingertip like the index finger
it's like a plastic or on top even the right glove is shiny like everything is
shiny yeah yeah yeah yeah so nice what the fuck interesting all right next it's
like latex latex
oh hell no I hate these I thought these would be better
I thought it was reverse, it's important
Actually, I thought it was a reconnaissance
The colors are so bad
Oh hell no, oh hell no
Next
I remember Chad, all of these are fact-true right now
They won't look better and feel tested
Ooh, I thought these were going to be ass, I like them more right now
Than I thought I would
I like them more than Marble Fates
I like them more than Marble Fates
Surely pattern based?
They are pattern based, 300% pattern based
Oh thank god
Nice
but that the president of us
I'm next North Macedonia
these also look hella pattern based look at the right love
for sure you can get a second wave there imagine double wave time oops
move can be kind of nice double wave
crazy you can get both oh my god I don't mind these at all
next there are only two more only two more
Yeah, yeah, it feels like an expensive car, bro. Like a really expensive car
Yeah, exactly. They look very clean very clean. I don't know. They are like I love them
Keep in mind we are looking at float zero. I think this is as factual as no zero zero six. I think oh, okay in my knowledge
Yeah, check check check. I
Mean these are fucking
Yeah, these are gorgeous.
First, like, true white gloves, I feel like, no?
Yeah, I'm telling you, like, we got first through black gloves
and through white gloves.
Like, they change something with the materials, you know?
Yeah, they busted out the HD texture pack for this one.
Yeah, for sure.
Three to one.
Oh, these are hands fucking high in the air.
My absolute favorite of the new.
I am not joking.
They are 100% pattern based.
You can already tell it's going to be fucking dragon on the left dragon on the right
Maybe there's something rare on the fucking pattern time live as well. Maybe like a dragon egg
It's on a specialist glove with the old which I always like it's kind of like the crimson kimono
Turn around like you have the red and the blue right the fire in the eyes. These are my
Blue crimson kimono's these are my fucking sex. I've I want to pair right now. I'm not joking, bro. I am not joking
these are fucking nice I can really get this closer and see like the pattern as
well like the fact that you can get like such like massive dragon like the
right love or something it fits so well with a lot of nice as well I guess and
see
five aren't the best if I really know where you all agree bro I don't want
us to agree because that means the price is going to be high bro
I like to be on America one hundred percent bro like epidemic stick to your
fucking stick to your like the McQueen's ones bro like come on leave me these
ones to us bro
Jinxie what the hell he she's with a 25 you did not need to do that bro you did
not need to do that bro I am not joking bro you did not need to do that you
you should not need to do that thank you so fucking much man thank you thank you
for for for for letting me for wanting me to join here and there and for a for
doing what you do I'm not joking bro I'm not joking your streams are fucking
awesome it's keeping a fucking W guy man I mean it I mean it hearts in the chat
only love in the chat for Mother's second junker bro for Mother's second
junk I wish you had to miss a piece of it bro we would have done some shit bro
when I'm next in America I let you know I let you know for real for real
You have a wonderful night, I'll also have to go to bed, bro, it's fucking 4 am for me,
Gigi.
Um, hey, that's all.
Wait, you wanted to show me the, the, what was it, the high-float ones, right?
I think it's...
I, I, I said the name, I said the name.
Double epidemic, let me check, let me check, let me check, let me check.
And by the way, it's not all, like, you didn't check all of them.
Really?
you missed at least one which one which one he's on the wave chaser wave chaser can you send me on
this one yeah if you said how did I miss it much hopped w booty he instantly sent it but I
I don't know if I like those as much as the ones that we just saw. I don't think so, but they're still nice, but they're still nice. No?
They look like inheritance, kind of. Like you could fit them in inheritance so well.
Bro, I like how... look how left and right, like the dragons, they're like fighting each other, you know what I mean?
like it looks like it's a mirrored pattern I like that I think you get the
pretty lucky with the pattern because like they are a pattern based like it's
insane but I think they're mirrored booty no like they look hellamirot
I'm sure I'm sure could be epidemic you want to say something yeah I don't know
these are better than kingsnakes but I like the one that's not a lot of it
Your mic is so annoying
Is that I think it's your mic bro, I think you just need a new mic. I'm not gonna lie
It's like just crackling
Maybe reset your reset your mic like put it in and out real quick. Just check it out. Just check it out
Just check it out. Mmm. I like it. I like it
your myth also in the chat you go on the American pulpin in when I'm live at
4am for the first time bro all of my boys pulpin in what is this bro nah
bro your myth I hope you doing fucking fantastic why one of the realest guys of
met and fucking America bro Maya myth chief you steak Rubius those five guys
bro www myth I hope you doing well bro your legend bro I don't mind these at all
I don't mind this alone. I'm not gonna lie
All right, is there anything we have to check out? Is there any links you got a you have like any inspect links anything like anything you found a
You know what I mean
Stop you think
Which is like look at it look at
You know what I mean, yo
What the fuck
Why the fuck are you awake?
You're not from America, bro, it's 4 am for you too, no?
I swear, Louis was here to go.
For example, you can compare the pepper on the basil off basically.
On the what? On Ultra Island.
Nah, fuck that.
Booty, I think I'm heading to back. That was nice though. Thank you so much guys.
Epidemic you're the goal. Thank you for setting this up. I'm not gonna lie. I'm booty you too like man. What an update
Thank you. I'm a dynamic. Thank you booty. You're the best
Wait epidemic. I'll size you left because of a spike. No
At least you unbox some chopper
Now your mic works say something
Now your mic works epidemic bro a
Like he was there he was there. He's just living life just enjoying life. Oh my god. All right boys, um
I'll see y'all
Tomorrow I'll see y'all tomorrow maximum base. Yes
I'll see y'all tomorrow. Um
Shiesa
Tomorrow when did we say we do Elnring?
Quick horror game. Yo, wasn't I already life there for like eight hours? Yeah, I'm gonna be
What days tomorrow if tomorrow's Thursday then GG because I wanted to pro-league. Oh
No
GG boys, I'll see all tomorrow tomorrow Elm ring
I may have to message K-dra like emergency like you let's start at one instead of a 12
As I'm just like gonna be bad vibes
I'll check with them I'll check with them boys. I'll see y'all tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow
Finally we're gonna finish the randomizer tomorrow, and then we have on Friday
Yes, I probably play offs in a filled fucking arena Jinx. He wants to watch this game by the way
So that's gonna be funny to see
First time Jinx you're reacting to don't do some great SCS brother. It's gonna be cinema
And yes playoffs time Navi is still in it Spirit is still in it. Why is the side not loading GG boys?
I'll see y'all tomorrow. Of course you're in the bus. Thank you for joining in for this late-night stream
Stop reviews
See y'all tomorrow cause a seal today see all in what like nine hours nine hours ish
I don't had to bad install had to bad install boys. See y'all peace peace peace thing for being the best shit in the world
Think for being awesome
Peace out peace out and don't unbox case for you saw today jinx. He's $7,000 spent nothing you saw me today, bro
Why is it there?
Why do I still have one?
Oh
Boys, I'll see you out tomorrow. I guess I'll take it. I guess I'll take it
Bro, oh my god. That was the ultimate edge. I'm not joking. All right boys. Please please please please. Love you all
Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye
Should we go quick? All right game boys on everything at this point. I may just do a 24 hour stream
If if I stay live do we count my eight hour stream from earlier towards the 24 hours? Yes or no
If you do I'll just do a 24 hour right now because this is the closest I've ever been to it might as well just fucking commit
Yes