Oh
Hello is this thing on is this thing on is this thing on guys
Oh, what the fuck was that boys and girls? How are we doing bro? How we fucking doing on this beautiful mother-second weekend, bro?
What day is it today? I don't even know. I don't even know. Um, listen here, bro. Listen here. I'm late to looks
We're supposed to be in Elring already. I didn't know that Val fucking releases an update for the first time in fucking two years
Bar right
Is this a joke?
Happy partner anniversary already
Already this bullshit again. Alright, I'll turn it off on my side. Oh, hell no.
Um...
Show messages caught by block terms.
Ah! Peace! Peace!
I-Chat, listen, bro. Check me out. Check me out.
Who was there yesterday during the night stream, bro?
Who was there yesterday during the night stream?
If you weren't, you fucked up, bro.
I'm not going to be discussing the update all day.
Mm-hmm. I have a date with my boy Kajal, bro
We have a fucking appointment, bro. It is time to finish Mother second helen ring. All right, and I'm a man of my word
Today we are not doing counter strike all day, bro. Nope today. We're doing outing all day. Hey, it is what it is, bro
I'll grind set W. Fuck in
W fucking El ring commitment. It's time. I went live yesterday. What at 1 a.m. And stayed life until 4 a.m
Which means I'm a little bit cooked right now. I'm a little bit cook right now. Um
Which means cater has to do low key everything brah. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie
So we will see do a fast terminal. I don't think I have money right now chat
quickly we only have like I
Mean I fuck man. I'm so fucking late. I'll ask cater for five minutes
Give me
five men, please doing quickest recap intro ever
shit bro I've texted Kajal all morning like five more minutes five more
minutes five more isn't the song called five minutes four minutes haha look
all right chat quickest recap ever bro listen me up listen to me bro new
gloves got released 22 new gloves it's already on the YouTube if you want to
see fucking how we reacted to it yesterday on stream all right I was live
in the middle of the night bro check the fucking YouTube it's already up
W editors. So um
What I only want to do right now is quickly check some fucking things. All right
Um, I did ask my mods for some links. So let me see bro. What is this? Oh
Boys and girls the thing that I dreamt of yesterday night
May become a reality a centa dick pattern torture gloves
together combined
With the original dick pattern huntsman the DPH
Alter boys and girls. I really really want this the cock and ball torture into the fucking huntsman knife
dick pattern huntsman Wow
Yo, this is fucking getting me hard right now. I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, bro. My body turning into a dick pattern
Nature hitting you driver gloss oh no. Oh no, Valf. Why not me of right now?
Oh, it's right up. You want it? So it's a 10. It's a 20% only. Thanks, Tim.
All right, with that being said, fuck you Bradley.
No!
Oh, there we go.
Oh my god, wait.
It's 20%.
Those are sick.
Hold on now.
Bro, got the babushka gloves.
Oh, there.
Oh my god, wait.
Yuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
Those are sick!
Hold on!
No!
Timmy!
Fuuuuck!
No!
Oh!
That's for sure!
They're beat the fucking shit but the 20% hit!
I feel
I feel alive he was about to say.
I already know what my boy wanted to say.
Ah, what is this?
My feet is two Pokemon Pilt helped.
What the fuck?
Another 250 megabit update restored the oldest two box worldwide.
Before
After
I prefer the bottom box. I'm not gonna lie the bottom box looks much much much
nice much nicer nice and square one big package instead of like three
different packages I like that bro I like that bro much much much much much
much much better what is this holy fuck he says it's a beach pattern gloves
together with a beach pattern ceramic this is pattern index 661 if I'm not
mistaking like actually actually no could be the other one there's two beach
patterns I don't know if I fuck with this bro he's saying this is the craziest
shit he's ever seen I don't know if I like these ones like this combo right now
it looks kinda kinda goofy a little bit or kinda goofy a little bit or I feel
like in CS go would look much much much nicer but in CS 2 I don't know bro CS 2
I don't know bro CS 2 it looks too realistic for such goofy gloves
Koni Nats!
What else?
Mmmmmm...
We have a Cajal clipped online.
What is a stalagmite? Isn't that a dinosaur?
Fas?
Stalagmite is from top to bottom, the rocks.
Bro he's got to get rid of this green screen.
He's... Bro this green screen has got to go.
Heeeellllll!
It's got to go.
It looks like he's about to give me tech support.
Like this is not serious.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo Cajal, Cajal, Cajal listen to me check this out bro.
Quick little blowjob kiss.
You can't be streaming like this
Looks like he's at Google meets conference. Yeah
What's so bad about that?
What's so bad about that you guys see the three? Oh my god. No, that's actually an OD brothers. Oh, yeah
I um, let's see bro. What else do we have? What else do much? No other links. Are we taking the piss?
boss
No other links
That was like boss are they no unboxers or anything?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, okay.
My morning, my month's not throwing right now,
I bookmarked something, what is this, bro?
What's going on with the prices, boys and girls?
If you get a gold from these new ones,
you don't just get it.
Valve takes away the first sale,
they want to be the first sale.
Could also have to do with gambling laws,
but this is how much they want for the golds.
If you get a gold in the new terminal,
I'm pretty sure that says $300, right?
$370 or something.
then we have here feel tested gloves brocade flowers
and it says
it got cut out so we're taking the piss what is this fucking screenshot
uh... okay the screenshots for them
yeah i was about to fucking say yo does somebody have the right fucking screen
yo bro
but somebody at the right screenshots
i can't read none of that
none of that
i'd what is this
your mouth please send me some links
Flickenan Uchuk Olaikanshi Duzini Ichin, $250 for filters and vices.
Are we getting robbed in broad daylight, boys?
Are we getting robbed in broad daylight?
$250, the thing is we used to get a gold for free.
We have to pay $250 to fucking buy this shit.
And one thing I hope you realize, Shad, knife prices from a case,
they're made by the community.
The community says, if I unbox the gold,
somebody will buy it or like there's someone out there that will pay 200 bucks
for it valve takes it for granted they say these bomb asses pay 250 bucks for
gold easy we can ask him for that what is that audacity am I the only one bro
because in my opinion valve should not interfere with any prices or anything you
know what I mean how the fuck do they decide that this is 250 bucks we decide
sit down be a good boy bro let us make the prices not you why you're not
giving this to us for free and then we and then we do the job of determining the prices.
What are you doing?
What are you doing bro?
Oh hell no bro, I'm gonna stop buying skins now.
On everything that has some weird twist to it, I don't like this bro.
I don't like this bro.
Make new gloves cheap, old gloves priced down, remove old cases from active straw pool, old
gloves, expenses again, good night.
Wait, since when are CS2 gloves affordable?
250 bucks, I don't know what this means.
Alright, here we go.
Boys it's time, it's time, it's time. I can't edge cage real much longer.
One final link, one final link, one final link, one final link.
Boys, please, one final link, one final link, one final link.
Last one, last one, last one.
And then it's Elring time.
They're Chinese pair of gloves, am I trippin'?
The seag-hi-ha.
Seag-
Errol?
What did you just say?
other Chinese pair of gloves am I trippin the seek hi huh I kind of see it
okay no no no I don't think it was badding bro you can't you can't like
you can't you can't bro it's like I yeah like I yeah oh hell no he pronounced
that fucking weird bro not forget about the onside be what is this what is this
bro oh hell no I chat it's time it's wait I'll do one last reddit check and
then we go I literally do the most speed run ever and then it's fucking
elderly time oh my god I'm actually break the following I'm not even joking me
and on no no no no no this is weird this is weird guys guys guys don't edit me
into your ship bro what the fuck is this I wish I didn't check the reddit
what the why are you reacting with that is this AI yes it is no shot you spent
time making this most normal post on the sub he opened on after this no what the
fuck is this yo
I feel like I need to like I was sure was a man in black right now with a quick
little penny new terminal gloves some of the best new combos I found we have
lore knife together with the fucking new dragon build those look nice because
they have like a zumped feeling on it suede if you know you know oh I'm
coming that is so fucking nice bro that is so fucking nice talent sapphire with
the new fucking dragon loves show me the blue dragon I don't like these ones
guys people are comparing these with vices the yellow looks so cheap to me
Vices look high tier. These ones do not in my eyes. Call me absolutely not. These look timo to me timo vices
They're still probably gonna be expensive because they're paying in like vi-vi brand but I think they look that nice
brrrrrr
Frosty glove not bad
Yeah, those are ass those are gonna be like cheap
Those are so clean man the new black and white ones
We have the Grand McCurden ones. I don't mind this at all. I like this. I like this
You have the toxic green ones. Don't mind those either. Don't mind those either.
Oh, those look nice. Why? Because look at the shine on it. I've never seen gloves
that are this shiny, bro. They completely shine in the light. Those hands down may
be my favorite. Apart from the ones that it's everyone's favorite, the dragon
gloves that I'll show you in a second. I think these are my underdog favorites.
By far and beyond these speak to me so much and I want these right now
I'm not joking and the fact that you guys are saying that their ass makes me like him even more makes me like him even more
That makes me like him even more call me absolutely nuts those the Wi-Fi gloves not bad if the cushion gloves combo not bad
We have a cookie knife the the Drake knife with the wave
Kind of ass combo those gloves probably the crowd favorite. This is probably the winner of this update
I fucking love them as well
Fucking love them as well. Those look absolutely immaculate nice actually blue
We have dragons on it. Everybody loves dragons. Those are fucking sexy, bro
Those are fucking sexy should have done it with the sacrifice. Oh would have been nice to see
All right last thing last thing last thing new gloves are definitely going to impact current glove prices. Why?
Opened to German terminals. I'll assume they show up very frequently. I've seen filter the glove strap for a hundred dollars
Yeah, but that changes their price will change
Valve, they will put the price in a few days of what the steam market price is.
They have done it with the last tournament, they will do it with this terminal.
There's not going to be, you can do a thousand dollars profit on gloves, unless it's like factory new vices because of the steam market limit.
Yeah, which is really, really weird.
I think it's some gambling related stuff, Chad, right?
Because it's not gambling if you pay for the skin, it's kind of like the x-ray thing.
I think it's again circumventing the law, kind of.
But then again could as well have made it so like the x-ray scanner where we buy it for 250 instead of buying it for fucking 300
All right chat we have to hop in with Kajri. We have to
New terminal yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. All right. Let's go. Let's go
Let's go. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I can't let them edge them longer. Wells false pillar puncher
Oh
Is that I see we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go let me call page
Oh my god
You can tell him I'm ready whenever whenever whenever whenever whenever whenever
Oh god, I hope he's not mad
No
And stop from
It's time that we finished Elven ring right now. I'm not joking bro. How much time do we have six hours or something now?
Right now. Yeah, we're about six hours. Yeah. Oh god. Okay, so we're on the fucking tight schedule again
I'm fucking sorry, bro. So you have to realize I kept I kept message in casual all morning like give me 10 more minutes
Give me five more minutes. Give me time. I got some voice messages and him you know that being like
I was awakened to five I was awakened to five. It's completely G. All right. Here we go. Here we go
I'm locally feeling sick as well. I've not eaten breakfast yet casual. I've porridge ready. I've coffee ready
It is time and I'm naturalized you we can take we can take five minutes if you're not one bang that shit
Bro, I need you to be jumping rolling hitting jumping side bro
Right now I swear it's like the most nicest feeling ever me just like one handing a roller while walking to the next
Objective sipping on a coffee eating breakfast, bro. This is why it's I'm absolutely down to up and right now
Yeah, and you can listen to the elderly music and the landscape by your eating sir
Yes, sir. All right, wait, I'll put out of my virtual cam. I'll have to go wait. Let me do
All right, let's do the basics real quick
Quick basics
What's a good title here? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah the camera and we boot up everything is random with Gabriel
Boom boom boom remember don't boot up Elring from steam bro. Don't do the rookie mist. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Got it and locked in
Oh my flashbang.
I'll invite you to the fucking streaming thing again.
Bada bing bada bang. Done.
Then I have to do...
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
How did you sleep, bro?
Slept like a baby, bro.
Shhh!
Went to bed knowing that that right-hand boss was dead, feeling good, you know what I'm saying?
KJL, I rewatched that like three times.
We beat it.
While we had no flasks, both of us.
And we were at the end.
One HP bro, one stomp GG
It was squeaky bump time, I'm not gonna lie
What does that mean, squeaky bump?
You know what's, you don't know squeaky bump time?
Nine
It's like when you get away with like, with like one second to spare you know
When you're clenching real hard
Is that a leak term?
It's a boaster term
Wait, boaster, that's my goat
Yeah, he always used to say squeaky bum ton
Like only 30 seconds like actually 30 oh god. Yeah, oh god one second
Boom I live on YouTube in three
to fuck whether I put it here here unlisted public boom boom boom all right
we're done YouTube should be live not please tell me if that's true please tell
me if that's true I close this I close this I close this I close this and I
started virtual cam I open it up here all right all right all right all right
are you ready yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay okay oh my god I'm McFreddy hold up
I am I need to crop you in with a sec with no capchart
Pedro!
it's a...
don't wanna leak don't wanna leak don't wanna leak
which is gracias which is gracias wait I have you cut from yesterday I think that
be clever that will be clever boom got you oh my god you're so fast
cage cage cage I don't have it make sure you align it and shit you know like
so 80 like so no OCD for what is that noise what is that noise what's noise
Really fucking screaming really screaming for help or what?
Are you good? Jesus
okay okay okay okay it's nighttime people in the cross okay wait let me make
sure it all works and then paint oh man are we slow bro are we like on when
it comes to tech
hello hello wait I was muted fuck I was talking to you
Are you allowed in? Are you allowed in or what?
Uh, may I have a line in can and then I'm ready, just like one second.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Bro, I fucked my mute key, like my toggle mute, it's my fucking delete key.
So when I delete something, like a sauce, then I mute.
What? What?
Your mute key is your delete key?
Yes, bro.
Are you calling?
No, I fucked up.
All right, boom.
All right, big C.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How baby are you ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, send me that finger. Okay. Oh, yes
I will. All right, wait, I have to the bad file right boom
Elrin suck suck. By the way, how was the rate yesterday? You want that shit on now?
Zero items spouse got six items
fast
Helma helma, but you shout it out. Oh, no
No, no, no, he's playing a different class to me, bro. He got six
Ro God completely this I know
Seen the scene
I was fuming. Yeah, I can imagine it's the launch mod Eldering bat, right?
Launch mod Eldering batch. Yep. I here we go cancer has lined up as the hairline. All right, Gigi. Thank you
You're having this Gucci. No
It's completely fucked. I'm not taking that off
What?
No way bro, you got it. You got it like you got it and embrace the like the hairline
I swear bro like that's you know like don't get like surgery. You say embrace. I say hide
Well, how's yours? How's yours? Mine is full chopped. I mean you can see it, right? It's as high as it gets
Yeah, bro, you're looking like Vegeta. What the fuck? Yeah, I know I know but the thing is bro
Like I don't know it is what it is, but we got bomb with it. You know, it's genetics
What can you do? All right, here we go
Um, boom
Okay, like what's next where we operate everything on our body just because it's not the standard lock in bro
This is a little bit of a job. Yeah, that's fine. He's right. All right, wait, let me
Control working
In in before fucking fast fast forward one year, bro
We both sit here with a fucking turkey airline shy session of set that
If you're going send me a message
I
Won't say more
I received a fucking you probably as well and maybe I don't know but I received a fucking like business email like
Yo, hey, we have this for sit. We have this clinic in Turkey that provide the best
Heline services we can we can we can sponsor your fucking transplant. What are you talking about?
Do I look like I need one? What I received that bro. That's that's called targeted ads buddy. No way you didn't oh
Oh my god
Wait, I'll open the gates. Okay. I'll open the gates
Yeah, open the gates open the gates. Let me in now. I'm not gonna lie. Look, I'll take it off for one second though
But look you see that
That is not that bad. I'm not joking. You see that yes, but that's not that bad
Because you still have a lot of it, but it's retreating. That's your good. We're not oh, you're good
You're good. The only bad thing is when you get the patch at the top, you know like the the monk that's not there yet
Okay, that's good. Then you're good. Then you're good trust
Alright wait, um...
Okay, it's okay for now, true.
And you can also like put it, like you can place it in a way so it's like in front, you know?
Like the hair.
Like Dr. Donut, you have to look him up bro, he's the goat of hiding his hairline.
I have to show you this real quick.
Okay, Donut.
Yes, look him up bro, like that is insane.
He has a chopped ass hairline, but he hides it so, like look at this.
What the fuck?
Here, here, here, here, here.
I'll send you on Discord a picture.
like this is maybe the play for us you see the shit he looks like oh the
hairline's chopped but he's like hiding it you know
fully hiding it bro i see it mean super clever all right
let's go so if he pulls that shit up it's like the
fucking curtains open or what yeah it's it's it's yeah exactly
okay so i opened the gates the item was
I'm slow on the hatch, bro.
It was a pot, it was a pot, open the pot.
And I put my finger in it.
Wait, and open.
Oh.
OK, fingering.
Let's go.
Bro, I have one of the most annoying things today, bro.
You know, once in a year, bro, fucking Twitch decides
that your whole chat is spamming happy partner
anniversary, bro, and all that.
Happy partner anniversary, oh, guys.
Stop, stop, stop.
We have to use your happy partner anniversary.
Spam that shit right now.
Actually, stop.
It's a celebration, bro.
It's your birthday.
Actually, shut up, bro.
This is not fine, bro.
Happy birthday.
My chat is f**king good.
And if you've already done that, make sure to use your watch streak.
Haha, watch streak.
Where are you at then?
Teta, come.
Where are you going?
We did this already. We did this already.
I was about to say.
Alright, so chat, it is time for the next main boss.
If you weren't there yesterday, we f**ked the main boss in the ass.
Right ahead. GG.
A.K.A. Radan.
Who's the next main boss?
next main boss great question casual I have no ID I have no ID should we should
we go to the Arcane magic area and kill the magic boss should we go to the
um I mean or the camera is skip skip skip we do not have the key low key you
know what I mean actually we should travel to the bonfire up here by the
way it's such a long run should we skip skip skip I do need to did you level
already I have 70k fucking wounds my mind are wrong mine mine no you're not
wait wait wait where we go next where do we go next
I'm fuck wait so after you kill Radan with the festival do you go to the
crater there's no right to kill my car do we need to kill right cars well let
me level up real quick um do I bigger max no our flasks don't really heal I'm
gonna get some endurance I want to wear crazy armor and I'm gonna get some
strength WL. It could go hard north if you want. Alright so my check is saying
you can go to the crater or you can go to the main castle. No we can't go to the main
castle because you don't have a key. I think it's talking about different
castle. Which castle? I don't know. You want to go crater bro? You want to check it out?
but craters optional isn't it isn't that like down there where Fia is
they're saying lane dell you got the key the last time no no no that was
different the crater is optional rainy quest line it's fun go to right cards
castle you shot call cage will you shot call you shot call you shot call today
you have to be IGL bro well how do we progress the game you know is that is it's
the game progressing in the north and going into the snow area the crater is
from mimic tier main castle is progression says where the fuck is the main
castle Leandell so wait that's that's at the top right his castle is his castle
is uh in the north isn't it they're saying altus plateau bro altus plateau
atlas plateau yeah yeah let's go now let's go let's go there go hard north hard hard north
yeah i have to find it i'm too tired today altus plateau yeah i should know this go
we got this big lock in don't let's go okay don't let's go it's called it's called it's called
abandoned coffin north north north north north is north the highest up there
i'm with you yeah i'm with you are we fighting a dragon uh i feel like right now we're strong
the looks bro you know what i mean i i i i i think we can if we wanted to come come come come with me
yeah it's got to be this way isn't it
first i'm channel your english is okay bro uh is there a compliment loot loot
wait a minute rather fruit useless there's a dragon it's the bro i'm
done with that dragon by the way i'm done with it i'm done with it
i'm done with it i think we can first try it though nothing
alive i'm kind of feeling it why is it a dragon again bro
Little warm-up thing. Watch this. Let me see my damage. Hold up.
First try. Okay, let's go.
I see orange.
This is not happening, by the way.
Why? Why? Why? How much damage did you do?
Wait, it's not even the boss. Get out, or?
It's a boss, but let's check it out.
Okay.
Eldin skip. Eldin skip.
Bro, I did one auto. I took 0.05% of his health bar.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, hell nah.
Wait, where do we go?
Did we kill this guy? Let's kill this guy, no?
What is that? What is that guy?
Never mind, not a boss. I forgot about that.
Is it up here? Is it up here? The snow place?
Alright, the snow spawns higher in the mountains, so it must be up here.
Kajal, items, items, items.
TBR, Dragon Skin Soldier. Yo, we should kill this.
Zumba, Stone, Miner, Spellboring. Not bad.
What the fuck is this?
Where are you TV? Where are you TV?
Windham Ruins. Is this part of the story?
Alright, I'll come to you. I'll come to you.
I feel like I'm in the wrong area.
Kedr, we see the castle.
We should go upstairs.
Which castle?
Laying down laying down. Oh
Wait, did you go down?
Where are you going?
Did you just die?
You're okay to me to play together. We need to play together. We need to play together. We need to play together
We need to play together go to the relay and go test this listen to me. Go to the go to the
Go to the thing that I just unlocked the grace and then let's walk together downstairs. I think
come to the closest grace wire
there's a closer one
check game sound too loud or not alright follow me follow me
isn't this lane down?
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
let's go
check what checks here we need items
Fuck them, fuck them, fuck them.
Items? How many runes did you have?
Like 15k, all good.
15k?
There's a chest on the right.
Chest? Opening?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go in one far.
Jump him.
When you fight crazy items, you have to let me know.
Sombra's down.
I fucking love this game, bro.
Yo, let's kill this bird, no?
3S boss ever.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
On me, on me, on me.
Look at this guy, bro. He looks like a fucking rat.
We in-sec-less ass, bro.
No, no, no, no.
That's an easy one.
Aw, look at how much damage we do.
Oh, fuck.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He also does a lot. I'm not gonna...
Big hit.
Well done, bro. Soaching to the right.
The fuck is this?
I'm gonna off the horse.
Whoop!
On me, on me, on me, on me! He's gonna be in the map!
I'm busy right now, I'm busy right now!
What, K. Drill?
Insta-kill, watch out, that bird is broken as fuck, by the way. Insta-kill me.
We fucked it easy!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.
I'm spectating, I'm dead.
Wait, I'll respawn, I'll respawn, I'll respawn.
Check this, that's not count as a death!
No, let's kill him to get the first try right now that saves time
That's minus one that's minus one oh my god, it's fine. We gotta keep it a buck
Let's go. Let's go one hour on the screen. It says you died. It's gonna be
All right, there's a spell that he has a lonely tree
There's a spell that he has that one pops by the way.
If he runs with you with the mouth and you let him eat you, GG.
Oooooh.
Okay, I don't want that to happen. Let's go.
Shagel?
I'm here, I'm here. There's a guy behind me.
Watch out.
He shot you through the wall.
Let's go what happens? Why is there a guy with a massive bow now that wasn't there before was it he was it was
Really? Yeah
No, I'm good, I'm good, but okay, what is he doing? He's trolling. He's only firing the right way. What is he aiming at?
Yeah, yeah, fuck come come come. Let's fuck up the bird bro
But that's all right birds cannot bust it. Oh, bro. We're not fucking made out of sugar
Just dodge, just dodge. Just dodge, dodge, dodge.
I'm gonna kill this NPC. Just focus on hiding right now. You have full aggro!
Just keep hiding one second.
On you, on you, on you!
Take damage for aggro.
And now we're gonna kill it now. I'm ready. Let's go. What's up the bite attack? No, no, no, no
We can break this
good damage
There is it I
Told you it's broken. Yes, you know, folks me. Yes. Did you die? Yes, you know, yeah
I've been in my wounds
I'll win this for us
Don't catch me dying to no bird brother, not gonna lie.
Oh my, it's so easy.
I can't let him miss that.
this boss is busted as fuck by the way
yeah he seems kind of strong bro I'm not gonna lie
but it's so easy for dodge
You have to dodge that, you have to dodge that.
Okay, well, that's a one shot.
No!
You have to dodge that.
Bro, that's like you with your fucking own sense now, bro.
What is this shit?
Completely one-touch me both times.
Oh, I fucked this guy up.
Yeah, I can't beat a boss fight and you tease in your chat about it little oats and blueberries, bro
You're gonna let me lock in
Let me lock in bro. You gotta let me lock in
Sorry, you can zone it out when I am
Okay, we reflect like fuck the bird off if we have careful
Kedric?
Oh, they're ready.
Come on, we're looting three guys.
Now we can kill a bird.
That's what I call being killed a bird.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Let's do a full lock and try.
We have to kill the NPCs first though.
What if we both killed the S?
Yeah, like real quick.
Let's go let's go let's go he drops probably hella fucking rooms
Hopefully more than 7000
That would be nice, that would be nice
Alright let's kill them
You lost 7k?
Yeah, let's kill the red fucker at first like this red fucker
Yeah and the jellyfish and the jellyfish
Neither jellyfish and manny
I'm jellyfish you're
Yeah
But the red fucker isn't
What about the hand?
Kill the hand
Eat shit
That sucker all right
What are you?
Really okay, I'm back. Let's go. Where's the bird at in the bag?
Me you this is it remember, you know what he does when he's going to grab he gonna
What is that patrol? What is that? Yeah? Yeah, we have to bait the bird fuck the patrol
Where's his bird going though? All right trolling
fuck oh
No, I don't know. I think what is he doing?
Yo bird
All right, I grow the patrol. Okay, I'm coming to kill the patrol
Let me know about that. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm scared. Okay. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
slowly click control, almost there, wait, there's skeletons holding someone
wait there's a fucking grace, get the grace behind you please
scene scene scene becomes
got it?
nice, I'm owning him
Don't get E10ed.
He's one of Sager.
Why you want to hit me?
Nice, I told you, I'm gonna do it from the front, got it?
Off the horse, Kager, trust me.
On me.
On you.
On me.
On you.
On me.
Oh my god, that's a fucking empty shit.
Shoot him like a dragon.
No!
On you.
Take damage.
Segurim.
No!
I'm not dead.
Careful your one, maybe heal, I'm not even joking.
One of Stagger on Stagger, I'm now.
No way.
One of Stagger, no.
Nice, nice, nice. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go.
Big hit.
Don't be greedy now, don't be greedy.
Watch out, he's eating.
I'm healing.
He's on me.
He's on you.
On me.
Almost.
Do damage, do damage, trust me!
Noo!
Let's get it Dread!
Show us the room, show us the room!
Good item and runes, good item and runes!
50k, 50k, 50k!
So you're telling me we kill the boss and it's not even one level up?
You should look at the bright side.
I have more runes when I look at the bright side.
It's not that bad as it looks. You should look at the bright side. We got a half to be spawned and we got explosive great great bolt
What does that do?
Absolutely nothing
We just got rinsed
Let's go into laying the old castle or what we could have just fucking stayed and spawned
Just talk to check and we would have been more progressive
I would have more fucking runes because I lost 15. Thank you. This is crazy literally. All right. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
let's go up let's go up wait check if you have a level available
nine how much are they now 15k what is that big circle you see that that's me
17k over here is it up here yeah it's up here right big circle wait there's a boss up here normally
by the way oh wait they're the sentinel yeah yeah yeah the sentinel is normally up here
come come come oh i see the circle that means an ant it might not be the sentinel though because
It's randomized. What could it be though?
Imagine millennia
If millennia is guarding this door
Our of war
Do you speak French?
No, German Spanish English
Alta Bruder, I forgot to speak German
Yeah
What is that?
It's two. It's another bird.
Oh
Let's kill the mom wait. That's on Santa for no wait, but fuck this part wait wait wait wait wait this more than just a bird up here
I'm getting the grace I'm getting the grace
So you can respond oh, that's not a bird that's a giga bird by the way
Oh my god look at the dragon.
Yo.
This is great.
You're great.
Yes.
In 3, 2, 1.
Now you respawn.
Please got the item.
Can you shoot off rocks?
What does that do again?
Are you good?
We got a...
A...
Kager, first things comes first. You have a new Grace.
Where did the boss go?
The boss ain't here.
I'm coming.
Oh my god, there's a dragon.
You don't see the boss?
Kager, let's see it.
Why does the dragon have three wings?
I'm not muted.
Wait, why does the dragon have four wings?
You see that?
Am I actually muted?
no you know me what's up okay okay let's kill the let's kill the boss no which
boss the come come come the the Sentinel it's he's hella easy no okay I
don't see it though pass I'll attack it so you see it he's trying to attack you
I can tell you that can you see no I can't see it's invisible for me am I
doing damage no go back go back give me a direction oh my god nice
you're not hitting him and he's not hitting you we could chase this I'm
like Shackle he doesn't hit you can't hit him recent recent recent just sit
there grace sit there grace okay
Why is it so glitchy sometimes?
It's just to hear that there are four wings.
Grace, Grace, Kedr, Grace.
Yeah, I'm resting.
Ah, let's go.
Do we give it a shot, you think?
Oh, there's a map here.
Do you see that dragon with four wings?
Yes.
What dragon has four wings?
This one.
Oh, I see the boss, let's go fucking up.
Watch this.
Wait, Kedr, bait one out.
go slow go slow we have to bait one out like sneak up sneak up sneak sneak sneak
sneak sneak no no no no no you have to bait one out you can attack it with like
an item or something please only bait out the easier one casual the easier one
where's the where's the dude how do I pull a girl wait the dude on the right
Can you pull it? You see the dude on the right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe I have an item.
Wait, wait, I have an idea, I have an idea.
I have a bow, I have a bow.
I have an idea, I have an idea.
Okay.
Stay there, stay there, stay there.
Wait.
Wait, I have a crazy idea.
Can I try bow? I think it works.
I'm putting aggro right now, I'm putting aggro right now, ready?
Oh!
Oh! What is that noise?
Did I get it?
Yes! You're the goat!
Oh my fucking god, alright let's fucking him up, let's fucking him up!
Capably that's tons of damage!
In!
Knocked him!
You can't fucking withdraw from the front!
Oh you can't!
suck it come on big out you in some you long massive I'm drinking drinking in oh
that's why I'm here right oh my god but cooking fucking fucking him as we speak
super charging my weapon super-charging damn definitely I'm getting cooked
Oh no.
Uh, uh, what?
Run?
Careful.
Ready?
Here we go!
Watch it!
He's cool, he's staggering more, by the way, staggering more.
Yeah!
No, oh my god, Sid!
Do it, do it!
Chasi!
Niiiight!
Three, two, one.
He killed you.
We're f***ing locked!
That's right!
FCK runes, runes, runes, runes, item, item, runes, item
4, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0
Come on, 5 digits, 5 digits, 5 digits, 5 digits, 5 digits
5 digits
5 digits of runes, 5 digits
Now
5 digits
Where's my money?
Now
Where's my fucking money?
Now
Huh?
We need to kill bo-
What if we rest now though, isn't that smart?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait
can we rest or no Chad both reset okay G
wait where did the bird go though oh no what oh I see it I see it I see it I'm
gonna pull aggro okay okay oh no I'm gonna pull aggro we're not gonna fight
him on unease this one I'm gonna put him this one I'm gonna kite him to the same
area same area come come I'll be okay okay okay okay boom bad ain't boom bad
ain't cage boy boom oh god it's it
careful bum bum bum bum bum careful careful careful what is coming I told you
I told you I told you I told you up the stairs up the stairs I'm gonna go up the
stairs I'm gonna go through the door you're gonna stand on the side of the
door slowly comes through the door he's doing something he's doing something
ah
come to me here how many pops yet five why are you standing the door like that
so he doesn't get reset or scary all right it's one of my ten of mods and
mobs they look so cool see like yeah let's kill him here no fucking I think
it's good to run let's go catch him we need to good dog is he may one shot you
I'm not sure what I go
I'm one
You have a good record the aggregate the aggregate
Oh my god do it do it do it you have to do it
in the face bomb in the face we need to lock in you need to heal you need to
heal
what's that girl looks like me you you you
no going for some damage here big damage on you careful
I need to see the main deceit hold up
oh nice
I'm doing it no it's fine it's fine let's go attack attack attack
we're so locked we're so locked what's this
what are you alive no are you alive no
No!
I can get that.
Yeah, every 10 minutes is it.
Yo, if this fucking dude respawns now, I'm actually gonna crash out.
Oh, he 100% just respawned, by the way.
No, no, no, no, no. This guy better have not respawned. I'm not joking, bro.
He 100% is respawned.
Kajal, if he respawned, I will crash out.
What if we kill the bird first?
because it's harder right and we'll have more motions to play with that dude is
100% alive
all right that's absolutely fucking filter
can you fade out the bird wait they're saying use holy geese casual holy
Holy Geese is super effective like in Pokemon.
I don't know if I have any.
I think you have.
I had and I used it.
Like then it's GG right now, we do a first try.
No Holy Geese, only, only, only, only, only, only draw string fire grease.
No.
Okay.
I have Holy Geese, alright let's go, let's go.
Batman, Batman.
I'll use it perfectly.
Yeah I'm baiting him right now, ready?
Are you ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Careful for AOE, careful for AOE.
Don't you come on Mahama?
Did he come in here?
Trolley comes in here, right?
I hope so.
Or is the door too small for him?
Oh no.
That's a good question.
Oh no.
I think the door is a bit too small for him.
Hurt, please come.
Try to angle it, KJ.
Is he trolling?
He's just looking at me, bro.
You see that?
Yeah, you're having a stick out.
I have an idea.
Idiot.
Wait, you can kill him this way?
Oh no.
Yo, he doesn't give a fuck.
Okay, I'm out.
Wait.
Omega, on the last one.
Come on.
Come here, birdie bird.
Oh, come in.
Please jump in.
Nice, nice, nice.
Come on, jump in, jump in, jump in.
Jump in, jump in.
Wait, we can chop his head off from here.
Or or right there good luck. Why doesn't he come in? Why did they come in?
I've got an idea I'm gonna reset the boss and rest and then you're one death early
Wait, I had 11 kids that's gonna now, but I can pick them up, right? That's kind of crazy
Oh my god.
Respauling?
Mhm.
Bro, I lost my runes again, Cadre.
No, you can loot them.
Cadre, my chat is saying, no, no, no, I didn't loot them the last time.
Sorry for eating while talking.
Cadre!
Oh god, sorry.
You look good, you look good.
What should we do?
They're saying that this boss only gives 20k runes, bro
It's not worth. Let's just move on bro. What are we doing?
What are we doing? We're speed running god tier legendary gamers. What's fuck's the point pulling that shit? Yeah, exactly, bro
What is that proof?
Us he doesn't have a purpose to know he doesn't 20k runes for 20 hours of gameplay exactly exactly the worst to play ratio
It's not fair. Let's go kill the last one chat when there's a boss that really juices like in runes
Let us know bro, and then we then we will slice it we will commit we will learn like you know what I mean
Yeah, yeah, but fuck that bird wasting our time though. That's a time wasted
That's what we want to try to finish the game today or do we want to fucking get stuck on a phone hour at the bird?
No, how no bro
Golden room number three rate. It's up here right it must be yes. This is the way right yes
The four wings dragon gives 50k runes. Yeah, don't need those either
Gen, one thing you have to realize. Where do we kill this guy?
Well come kill, come kill. 3S boss ever.
Is this a boss? I think near but I think he dropped something.
Cause if the... Yeah you win that.
Knocked him. Cause this is a way hard enemy in the base camp.
We got a good randomizer. Falling Beast Troll. Falling Star Beast Troll. Nice.
Good loot, good loot.
Grace up there.
Chad, one thing you have to realize,
we don't get the amount of runes of the boss that we're fighting,
we get the runes of the boss that's supposed to be there, okay?
So...
Wait, is it up and left here, or is it up and here?
Wait, flasks.
Is it this way?
Or is it the other way?
No, the other way.
I think it is that way.
Yeah, because the grace shows that way too.
Yeah, that's it, that's it.
What?! You just took off my elf!
Really?
I freeze low.
Item on the left.
Celestial Dew!
Wait, that's...
What is that good for again?
That's... I think it can be...
Was it to reset the friendliness?
Celestial Dew. Yeah. What is that? What does it do? It's like a drink, like mountain dew.
Well, let's go up here. There's a tree sentinel up here, no?
Is it up here? Oh my... Yo, how many birds fucking are there, bro?
How the fuck is this? Do we kill the bird?
Cajal?
No, what's the point?
Runes. For sure you can sell out runes.
This one is easy though, like in a 1v1 we kill him Cajal, no?
But is this the right way?
I don't know.
Cajal let's kill the bird, come on.
Like, this guy is easy.
Are you sure we kill that bird? What about the item behind it?
Let's join the item behind him, let's join the item behind him, let's join that group.
Alright, a legendary.
It comes up.
It is a...
Don't you do oh hell no
Well, there's a flying frog and there's my bro. What the fuck is on my screen you want to kill it or not?
Now skip okay
Wait, he's having free on my screen picture. He's having free my
And I'm gonna use a holy geese. I'm gonna use only this
I'm fine. Yeah, for your solo right now. Maybe I'm gonna pull him to make him a we the mobs around it
It's huge. I'm holy geese. I'm holy geese. I will do so much damage. I will watch on it basically
He's killing the mob. He's killing the mob.
Holy shit, I do so much damage.
So, let's see.
Oh no.
You got some holy geese for me?
No, I only had one. I'm sorry.
Uh...
Why is that thing unkillable?
Uh, keep me sneaking my pulse.
Wait, I'm just co-suing the fight, real quick.
On my screen, this is not half HP, I can tell you that's perfect.
I thought he was staggered!
Now what? Now what?
I thought he was staggered, bro!
That fucking octopussy was fucking staggered.
Pick up the items, Kager, before you die.
Pick up the items, maybe.
You've only took 2,000 rounds.
It's randomized, it can be something crazy.
Turtle neck, beast liver.
Maybe it's not randomized. Get out, get out.
Got us close to the Grace or try to die?
Grace, Grace, Grace.
Just find a new one. There's one on the left. Let's make progress at the same time, you know?
Kill one back with two flies on us.
You said there's a Grace down here?
Somewhere has to be a Grace.
keep going up keep going I'll go out of combat and just TP to a grace this is useless I can't
open my mini map it's impossible oh that's so nice
grace is fucking rare like what is the shit this is troll by the way this is troll this
I used to be combat locked.
How annoyed are you by that, to be honest?
6 out of 10, not gonna lie, loading screen is worse.
Just go from the game, like find some rest.
It's either combat locked or loading screen.
Combat locked or loading screen.
That's so sad.
I go to this grace here, we go to this one and then we play.
Nice.
You both finished the eldering?
Yeah, why? What's wrong with that?
you trying to tell chat the fuck are you blind or what we're playing like
Elm loads where you're even asking the obvious bro gotta be rich big let's go
let's go let's go let's go let's go up the fucking mountain into the castle
I forgot that, though.
I forgot the last one.
I got an entry from here, you know.
Alright, follow me, follow me.
Wait. Oh, yeah.
Okay, I'm going. Let's go.
Go!
God I feel like the city will be one of the hardest spots because there's so many enemies and so many small corridors
If there's a
You know this one DLC mob casual the lamb
That like just one shots you
That you can't kill a lamb
The lamb that one shots you yes from the swamp in the DLC
No, no, I don't know no way. I don't remember bosses. I don't remember the mobs. I skip the mobs
like if he's in our way GG I don't know if we're going right I think we have to
go up casual that she can't access electric lamp
you can't kill them yeah but it's almost impossible for it's almost impossible
no wait there's a there's a there's a there's a grace here somewhere up here
yeah let's go madness mode oh my god yes
and there's a boss fight around this corner by the way it's a tree cental
it's like a giga tree cental row this area then it's gonna be highly scaled
right oh oh oh easy boss come come come there's no grace we have the thing
let's go haha yeah this is first right here we got lucky bro finally we got lucky
Once
Knocked him. This is gonna be too easy. I don't think he ever got it
What the fuck I'm just full. It's kind of wicked though. He's fucking ass
I fucked up. Oh, I've cancered him my man
Oh, he is not having a fun day fishing today, bro. That's for sure
Should I feel that probably bro branch pros trying to make that I don't like don't like don't like
Rose hustling fishing and brought their life
This guy's gonna clean on his boat though. Yes. Yes. I
Saw it is so cool with the flames
Fire emoji for real.
I feel bad for him.
Look at him.
Held in the abuse.
Can this be us one thing?
Hopefully.
Let's chill in.
Alright, come on, come on, Max Runes, Max Runes!
The boss gives Max Runes no because Rekonica 50k!
OOOOOH!
Cajun, we can probably upgrade our weapon, no?
If we didn't skip, we would still be on that fucking bird, by the way.
Cajun, let's go upgrade weapon real quick, no? I swear we can upgrade it bro.
Don't use it on levels right now, I swear.
Like, keep the runes, keep the runes.
Wait, why did it say it's locked? What the fuck is this?
you cannot provide you cannot proceed without more great rooms oh my god we
great rooms what don't we get a great room from the Academy
how do we have we must have one we have one I think I remember picking up one
we must have one
I don't know where you see them.
We for sure have one though, I remember, I hope.
Skipped all the main bosses.
Yo bro!
The bosses, the lutes are randomized bro!
Like it's, we don't know what drops to a fucking great rune.
I'll upgrade my weapon real quick.
Right?
We need to do volcano winner or we need to do the academy.
I think Manoa.
What?
Kager, come weapon upgrade real quick, it's gonna save us hours.
We can't do the academy, it's not open, so we have to the Manoa right?
Yeah, I've come weapon upgrade Kager, it's gonna save us hours.
We need smithingstone 3, 6 of them.
We may be caught.
Bro I only have 2 smithingstone trees, I can't upgrade.
Can we buy them?
i think there is a vendor that sells them
i hope we got two more fishing zones, sweeping zones
smithing stone two nine one three
smithing stone three how many is there, how many is there? to buy?
no, no, i haven't found any yet i'm looking
wait, choose
Wait!
FORCE!
THREE!
ONE! THREE!
Kajal on ahhh...
I can't buy the tree, I already bought that one.
I'll buy it for you.
You said you only need one, right?
I need two.
Oh no...
It's chopped.
Wait, I have one!
I have two for you, I have two for you.
But then I'm...
Really?
Yes.
Alright.
Don't discard, by the way, discard is...
Kajal also buy last chop,
The last shop the Kale's by the Golden Pickled Foot it's only 200 bucks
We can pop it right after we kill a boss and get hella juice
Oh good comms man. All right on floor go upgrade your weapon puppy
So
volcanic manor
Let's see if I can get the volcanic manor. Yeah, we need to get how do you get to the volcanic manor? I forgot you have to go
So, is it the meteor or not?
Or is it the starfall?
My mod is saying explore Ansel River and Altus Plateau for two runes.
No other spoilers I can provide at this moment.
He checked our seat and is trying to tell us something.
Explore Ansel River and Altus Plateau.
What do you mean?
And?
Don't we only miss one?
We need to go to where?
Atlas Plateau?
Wait, where do we see how many red runes we have?
to the finger you're right the finger we have zero now we gotta have one we're
gonna have one is it in the inventory it's gotta be an inventory key items here
we go this is gonna be in here key items let's have a look great room we have
zero I tell you where you saying oh my fucking god this is the one annoying
thing about the randomizer bro like some items you just like we would have
already three great ones because we
can't boss this it's actually cancer
explore Anzl River yo what do you mean
explore Anzl River can't you just say
where it is bro explore Anzl River
we're talking now during one of the
biggest maps ever done
who's a law in the river who's Aynes
where is it I think it's downstairs
where's angels river wait Sophia river
In the underground underground of where?
Wait, are you telling me that the great rooms the most important items in the game are on
the ground?
Am I hello?
Yo, yo, yo, this randomizing shit is starting to get into my head.
This is pissing me off, Caitlyn.
They are just on the ground in a river?
we don't know Sally where is it where Sally Sally Sally please Sally I'm not
mad at you I'm mad at the game but please please I need to bend somewhere you
need to find a boss underground to get a great room other is under a tree
under a tree you're about to crash under a tree wait wait wait if he says
yo Fred's River let me check the street real quick okay let me check the other
Alright, alright, alright. Okay, let's check all the trees across the whole map, okay? Maybe there's a great point somewhere apparently
Entrance to the river is in Leonia
Donde in Leonia, Donde, Donde. Wait, is it the Starfall Center where we get down?
No
The underground is the Siofra River well depth. Is it there? The Siofra?
Sally this one
I don't
Ainz a river
Is it dropping from a mob a boss or at the ground am I crazy do we have ainz a river unlocked out like what's going on
It's next to the big leg the big leg I
Feel like I feel I'm getting rich made it
The Amesel River next to the big lake.
The elevator to the right of the Leonia Lake.
Okay, when are we gonna say words?
Yo, yo, I'm about to fucking pop open chat GBT, I'm not even joking though, like...
Guys, guys, yo, yo, yo, please, somebody, somebody...
Oh my god, I know where it is!
Where is it, where is it, Kaju, please?
Bro, it's like a map, it's like a treasure hunt.
A tree.
What?
Next to a lake.
Underneath the tree, and you will find the key.
It's like a riddle.
It's very soon.
How do you get...
Look, my ping. How do you get there?
You see my ping?
Yeah.
Ping number one.
go to two go to two come are you sure it's there yo there's another fucking
death bird you want to kill it no I'm done with those fuckers seriously
they're living I had rent free and Sally saying okay not there you're getting
trolled Kedr I'm not joking
I got one of the trees are there in the game all those one next to us hold on
Please just speak English, bro. Yeah, nothing. Oh, there's another tree over here on a look. Oh, I come under the tree
Nope, that's a golden room Sally, please. This is actually a call for help. I'm not joking
Is this prerecorded you're getting okay, I'm getting ready right now
Well, I'm gonna fucking drill my head. Do you see the circuit building under the tree the circuit building? Yes, this one
Okay, Kedron I know where I know where wait if that's a fucking maximum juice
boss that we have to kill then fucking GG Kedron follow me okay we need to go
free no how the fuck do we get there Kedron check my ping number one that's
where we got to go
what so we go here here is that connection
I mean that's fucking gravestones maybe this do we go to storm hill shack and run
up from the big no the bridge is broken wait oh my god I see it
casual follow me come to academy gate on academy gate on now
academy gate on it's in the big river next to the magic castle oh my god I
Oh my god, I'm so clever
Thank you, sir. All right, here we go. You ready bro follow me
Hello
Uh-huh, let's go your camera spot wait. Hold on. Okay, I got it
Here we go here we go
Wait, I fought 9,000 runes
We're not gonna die. Oh, yeah, we didn't spend we didn't spend yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not that, not that.
Watch out, bowman.
Did you upgrade once though?
Yeah, right?
No, no, no, I didn't upgrade any.
What? I gave you the stones, no?
Oh, you mean my weapon, yeah, I upgraded that weapon.
Okay, nice, nice, nice, nice.
I believe in my spec, I didn't put it in the middle.
No, no, no, no.
Right, time?
Follow me, follow me.
It's ping number two, where we go to.
Two, two, two, two, two.
where are you going where are you going this way this way you're a fucking
grace grace grace let's level up let's level up so we don't lose our shit again
now we're locked bro the endlots are a lot hot let's go your sword is big you
have a big sword thank you bro thank you thank you hmm check call me nuts I
want some endurance oh I just put points in endurance as well
Nice, we're so lucky. I still can't wear this fucking armor
All right, so yeah, we go inside and then we go to ping number one
Number one
Sally please get ready to explain for the second one low key
Today we both have a little bit ADHD like we're trying to finish the game
You know, we're not trying to say we're gonna go faster. We're not trying to skip but we're trying to like
Slays on bosses. You know what I mean?
We already had our ice preparation runs.
This is serious business now.
Okay, there's better not be fucking Malania defending.
This building here is where we will find the entrance to our questions or what?
Oh no, I thought the item was there. I think this is the entrance to where we have to go.
Ah, I thought... oh my god.
Hey someone's home!
There we go.
Oh my god.
Ainsale's river well.
So we're gonna find the key to everything we need in here, yeah?
No, one of the two.
How does that feel?
Oh, maybe over there!
Oh my god, it's right there.
Yo, if this is it, yo, this better be the one!
Cajun, please!
Grace, Grace, Grace!
You go, you go, you go!
If you go right here.
Tell me it's the Great Room, tell me it's the Great Room.
Well, that's the problem.
It's the Great Room, Great Room.
Please.
Hello?
Great Room?
Well, it's a couple words great in it.
I can tell you that.
It's a great something.
It ain't a fucking room, though!
Oh my god!
If there needs to be a legendary item...
I don't know, I don't know.
Wait, there could be it, there could be it, there could be it, there could be it!
You don't need to come.
Bro, it's gonna drop from above.
Bro, is this bat gonna fuck off?
Bat!
Alright, let's go down the river.
The weapon is nice though, it's one of the best PvP weapons, right?
I remember owning some loops in PvP with that.
That was like hell of a muster.
Oh!
You're behind me, right?
Yeah.
Nice.
I think down here.
Right, on the right.
So many items!
Schatzkammer, Schatzkammer, Henry!
What does that mean, what does that mean?
Schatzkammer!
Treasure room!
Yeah.
Ghost glove, what, useless?
What do we got?
We have a lot of upgrades for somber item item item. I'll tell you if it's good. I'll tell you if it's good
Kind of
Pick it up pick it up because if you find a nice boss weapon like gg we can upgrade it so much
Where's your purple item
Anita
Anita Anita max win
message from letter
From who leather
Let us up
To the first up up up up up up up up up up up up up yuppie yuppie yuppie
Where is your boss? Where is game is fucking sexy, bro? I'm not gonna
Wait, let me skip skip skip though. Whoa. Oh my god. Wait almost do we go up here? I don't remember
race
Every grace
Yeah
In in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in three two one up
Good timing
We're going down
This is a boss. We're gonna kill the boss and better. We're gonna move
The boss is gonna drop a great the better not be fine. I don't want to be gone defending the way from run
I don't want a great room. I want the greatest fucking room. This better be shiny as shit PSA fucking twelve
Skip, skip, skip, by the way, skip, skip.
I'm out of here, by the way. I'm out of here.
Me too.
Race, race, race, race, race, race.
Oh my god, so much loot. So much randomized loot.
Come on, nice one.
Is that one with gold?
What?
look look look
come on come on come on come on
silver tier mask not bad it gives you a king
off the first
another item another item another item
another item another item
bro I don't remember there being this many mobs
this is completely broken
ooh a lot of plastic and they pick up the item
I can't move I can't move it
woah woah woah woah
you got it you got it you got it
there's a lot of exultation what does that do
it's a talisman it's a talisman that could come and clash
I think
Oh seller casual, please we need something nice a good weapon some smithing storms
He sells he sells oh my god he sells yeah
Oh on mine nine is that road casual let's kill it
Why why why why why?
So we can buy it in the town hall?
Wait I could do this as a hard part.
I forgot.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for your bolts.
Alright, no matter the fuck the...
You got his balls right?
Yeah where the fuck the boss at.
Why can't we mount up?
This way right for sure.
Which way did we come in?
Is it here in the corner? I forgot.
Here you come, I found it.
I'm dead.
Wait, I don't know if I found it.
This looks sus.
That was rude.
Wait, I didn't find it, I think.
I think we can go there.
Can we?
There's, I think, a jump down here.
I'm doing laps.
Wait, item! Big item on the corner!
Really? What item?
it's spitting stone 4
don't care I'm already down
come to me please please please
you see me on the map please
oh yeah team team team team team team
great great great reset reset come come come
Jackpot!
Resting.
Alright, let's go. Finally peace. Finally peace.
Why are we skipping? Yo, you want us to kill every single mob?
In the game?
Yeah, they want to kill every single mob in the entire game.
This might be a job by one.
Shots come on!
And they also want us to do it bare handed.
Magic grease. Grease is always good.
Good horn, that's good.
Red flesh mushroom. Wait, that's a legendary item.
Oh, finger plunge stun shield.
Finger plunge stun shield.
Is it this way or that way? Which way is it?
I don't know, I'm just trying one way.
I'll go the other way, we can split up here.
Okay, I think...
Alright, your lay is right there.
Sombra stone 2, fucking useless item. Oh my god this is the most annoying spot in Elrin,
check type 1 if you know what I mean.
The fucker.
Starlight shards, what does that do?
Uh, useless.
Use your mana back.
Oh, Bobstaff spear!
Ooh!
Is that death?
Where are you, casual?
You guys are in the wrong river.
Are we getting fucking trolled or what?
No we're not.
Sofia, well depth score there, what does that mean?
Oh no, oh no.
Yeah, yeah.
Hang on, let's come to my side.
This looks like something out of an anime name.
Coming.
Sally, we need you maximum backstreet please.
I think there's a boss here.
IW.
Holy shit, my character is like Sanjin Wu right now in this area.
I don't know where he went.
Do you watch M&A?
Uh, 9.
I've watched SpongeBob when I was young and Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh that's it.
SpongeBob is a...
No, no, no M&A.
It is, it's animated.
It's my favorite one, probably.
Like, actually.
SpongeBob is fucking good at it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, look here.
Actually
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, look here
If you look up
You can that looks fucking cool. Oh
Yeah, I love this game casual
Look boss the boss now
Lock in wake up wait. Who's that? Oh my god fucking God's crazy. It's all gosh
But now we meet the actual guy here we go
Oh wow.
Oh you got a jump tap.
Hi Michael.
Hey I have.
Are we holding?
Really?
Is there a second scene?
I don't know.
It could be that on second stage.
He switches into another boss.
If Melania is second stage GG.
Did this double step it?
I think we did.
Oh my chills.
Whoa whoa whoa.
I fucked up.
What the heck is this?
What the fuck is he doing?
I'm gonna fucking...
Lord, I reset him with that!
No!
Wait, he's chopping his hand off!
He's not gonna switch into another boss now, right?
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Okay, he doesn't even fucking stagger it!
Nice, you go, you go, you go, you go!
Boom!
Dodgerick, come on, Stella!
Easy first try, bro.
Ah, that's so delay!
Nice, you go, you go, you go, you go.
Hola! Hola!
And stop!
Sit down, bitch. Sit down, bitch.
Concede!
Beautiful.
Yeah, this is an easy boss. You only got 12k runes scheduled.
Like we're over leveled for this one.
I mean, this area is easy. We're one from the other.
Wait, where's the gun?
It's back up in the corner! That's about to crash on Kater!
What? What? What? Sally? I'm not joking bro. What are we doing right now? I'm about to crash.
You need to find the lake of rod. Sally. You need to find the lake of rod. Who's that?
he says he needs to find the lake of rot go to sophia river or some
rush go to sophie river told us to go to ansel river
sophie river is on the other side yo sally what's going on are we stupid I
I think we are, but you need to Loki guide us like we're actually blind. I'm not joking
W Sally. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. They're gonna be done in two days. Yo,
okay, okay, okay. Is he is he is Sally a hate watcher?
I'm trying to beat bro. I'm trying. I'm trying it's been a while since I've played the game.
You can Google though. You're allowed to cheat
Don't forget, he's got your force here. It's all right.
You just killed a boss for no fucking reason.
No, we killed him.
For no reason, you're right.
All right.
Find the River of Rocks.
You're way much better.
You good?
Yes, but the area is so big, I thought you could easily get there.
In it in it in nice time. Oh
That ski said I told you what we need told us
We got the same drip drip drip so on
Oh
Perp, perp, perp.
Burner's Keeper's note, that's for the molten core, isn't it?
Burner's Keeper's note.
No ID, no ID.
Wait, so, wait, this is fucking morgue area, isn't it? Is it called morgue, that boss?
We have the like, light flames?
Real, where's the river of rock?
Oh, that's for the deer.
Yo, K-Zone, one thing.
if the fucking... if the boss is inside of the lake river, then we're absolutely chopped.
There's one boss, it's like a lightning dragon.
If that boss holds the fucking great rune, we're completely cooked.
Why? Because we're the whole time getting rock damage.
It's the most cancer area to fight in.
That was okay.
Yeah, but how do we get there?
Oh, this is Mogg, right? This is where that boss is? Mogg?
No.
Yeah?
Is it?
Do we have to light all the fires?
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, that class actually nice.
Wait, no.
Ah, is it left here? Is it left here?
Sally, sally.
Is it the lighting that we have to do?
The dear boss?
For the grade room?
No way.
but he said the River of Wrought
yeah why did you wait River of Wrought or no but the River of Wrought is in
Nox Teller apparently I'm so confused
River of Wrought you went 50 times and skipped it but Sally does the deer have
the great rune or the River of Wrought it's two different things no
so many Ims by the way W both of them okay Kager Kager let's do the lights let's
do the lights lights won't stop me what do you have Luke light up all the lights
like those flames things you know those althas althas yeah let me summon the
boss oh how are we gonna find them all
Oh no, I remember when I did this somebody helped me.
We have how many out of seven?
I don't know.
Is it six or is it seven?
It's these ones, Kajal.
You see?
Yeah, I know.
I don't know.
How many are there?
I don't know.
Is this one?
No.
Oh, jeez.
That's how we're going to find them.
I think still in W.
We can find him, we can find him, just lock in. Keep your eyes peeled.
Is this one?
Oh, I know where one is.
So the deer boss drops one, yeah?
Yep.
I'm showing where I'm at.
Ooh, dangita puppets!
They're so late, man.
There's not one in here?
What?
This is one, right?
Found one, Kager!
Two!
Big!
The lake of rock is in the crater.
Yeah, but lake of rock is another great one, Kager.
You have to focus this one first.
It's completely separate.
Yeah, it's completely separate.
It's two different leg ones, no?
There's one over at the end of this room, at the end of this route.
Oh, shit, how are we gonna find this?
I found one! I found one!
Nice, nice, nice.
So we're at three.
Light the flame.
Check, how many is it again?
I see another one.
How many did you get? How many did you do so far? It's one.
We are at three. We are at three.
I'm about to do four.
Okay, my chat's saying six.
What? We had six?
They're saying we need eight.
My chat's saying there's six.
We need a chat's throw.
Eight.
Alright, we have four, K-Jord. Four.
We need four more.
We need four more?
Uh-huh.
Ah-ha!
He is less.
Just keep your eyes peeled.
I found another one.
Five.
And I see another one.
Six.
W, W, W, W.
Wait.
Why are you over there?
Kajal, do you need to go the other direction?
I'm looking.
I'm looking for them.
We cleared that area.
It's way past.
It's way further.
Right away.
Come to me.
You see me on the map.
Five.
Six.
I mean six.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We need eight.
We need two more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's in the back area.
the back area wait isn't there a shopkeeper here somewhere no item getting
carrying would you mean I got one okay so where are you come come come you're
going way wrong coming and coming my horse is not that fast man
Did you do this one?
You did do this one.
Nice!
You just have to follow, follow.
Didn't I see one?
I see, I see another one, another one, another one.
I'm not these archers brother.
It's lit on.
There's a graze here.
Did you get it or not?
Uh, get it, get it, get it.
I think I did.
a bit. Nice, kid. What the fuck is it? I'm blind. God bless you. Thank you. Did you
find one up there? I found, I saw one, but I don't see it anymore. I see it. I come,
come, come. Nice. But why do I have to come? I'll keep looking through the 8th then, or?
Yeah, but it's all the way up. We cleared the back.
So you've done all of them down here?
Yeah.
I hope so.
Holy geese.
We're the same, we missed one in the far back.
Is that right, Shmate?
Nope, I checked the far back.
Alright, we have seven. We need one more. We need one more.
Someone blew a horn.
It's yours.
I see it! Kage will revolve!
My goat, my goat, my goat!
So you got seven, I got one, that's not bad!
But you got the grace, bro, without the grace you wouldn't be put!
Grace is plus six!
Oh yeah, you saw that? Power covers! The boss is spawned, bro!
So we're gonna kill this boss and we're gonna get a great room!
Yes, baby. One out of two and then we go to Rob River and then we have the second and then Gigi.
What a great room.
Let's hope that the boss is not too hard, bro. That's all I'm gonna say.
Sure it'll be easy, I'm sure it'll be easy.
Alright, I'll teleport to you.
Ah, that's not gonna happen, Gigi.
Alright, wait, where the fuck is the boss fight again?
Jet is on there, it's over there, right? Like in the room?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Is there a cutscene?
Yeah, wait please, wait please.
Just to hopefully not...
Yo, if Melania we may be hooked.
I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you.
Coming, coming.
I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you.
Coming, coming.
Mauds, predictions of first try.
I'll wait after level up.
Wait, I'll level up and then I come, okay?
Oh god, our DLC bosses included, yes, but we already had to fight like, fucking, three
DLC bosses.
Alright, bang.
Just read this.
I'm coming, J.J.
Are you ready?
I'm ready to touch his horns, just to say the word.
just say the word and I'll touch them. Oh no someone is saying fire giant please.
Well if we get fire giant in something like this then we're fucking cooked.
Then we're fucking cooked bro. This is gonna be easy.
This is gonna be easy I know it. Hopefully right now I need an easy one
I'm not gonna lie. Like I'm on the edge.
This is gonna be easy.
If it's the fire giant, we just push him off the edge.
And then, ten seconds.
Map fought.
Haaa, okay, drill!
Okay.
I'm right here.
Wait, no, why you see fire glitched. Oh, I see you. Oh my god, baby. Nice. Are you ready? Are you ready?
Ready to touch some horns?
I'm scared
Just know that's a big fucking door. No fire. Just come in as the precinct has come back
I appreciate how fucking God aura that entrances like is there any game with more of a God tier aura of a boss?
In the universe
It's fucking I need an easy boss. No millennia, please. Can we hear the footsteps? I feel like sometimes you can
Now five four four three three two
Don't tell me what it is, please please dragon skin soldier spirit that's
Eeeeeeeese
What the fuck is that?
Wait, I know this guy!
This guy is in the rot leg!
Wait, is that good or bad I don't know!
I think it's free!
Damage, whoa!
Ah man, he's free! He's free casual!
Oh my god, finally we got him!
This is what we need, Roblox.
You stepped in the nuts, or...
If it would work, what the fuck?
What's that?
Uh, what is that?
What is this, phase two or what?
Whoa!
Don't bother me.
Lighting me up, lighting me up.
It's pretty boss bro, but not strong enough for us
Nice
Great zero one got it
For those ones we are over leveled why because bro, we just have to get two fucking great ones there
We go
The lanias one oh god, all right easy points 25
All right now we need to fuck 25 turns only a weird giga over leveled on three
Oh, of course because we have to get these two fucking things these quest items bro. I want to do the next main boss too
So annoying
Well, wait now sell your saying under a golden seat tree down the southeast road from windmill village now
What?
That's on the top, right?
Where's Windmill Village again? Over here somewhere, no?
Ah, no, no, no, Kajal, go out this highway junction.
I think.
Under a golden sea tree down the southeast road from Windmill Village now.
I'll get the map with you, Kajal.
You should come with me.
Let's get the map to the Queer, alright?
It's number one.
Do we get this Golden Seed?
No! Golden Seed, Kajal.
Maybe it's this one, maybe it's this one!
Where are you going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.
You see me on the map, no?
Yeah.
Let's go.
We're getting the map.
And then, sadly, we just spam that message. Loki, uh, I missed it already.
Oh, my God.
Is it a good thing that we're getting the easy bosses earlier, or is it a bad thing?
Did they scale better? Yeah, it's bad, right?
Fighting early game Lainey is probably better, right?
I think this is actually horrible for us.
Is this vent now?
I remember what we're planning up here. What is it?
Village is kinda...
It's like...
Y'all good.
Isn't it here up there?
You're looking for Windmill's village or what?
Yes, yes, yes.
You went to the Earth Tree Glazing Hill.
Where is that?
No, no, no, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
I think...
Here?
Two o'clock from the tree?
It's all the way up, Kajel.
Up where? There's a windmill on the map, apparently.
Where'd I see it? Up where? Up where?
You see it on the map, the windmills.
Here, windmill village.
Ping number four, Kajel. Ping number four.
Come with me, come with me.
Wait, but it's on the right, no?
I remember this.
Are you with me I'm stuck in combat second combat boss I
Tried to find a grace, okay, I see it. I see it. I see it
You see me on the map
I'm quite close. I'm quite close
I'm coming
wait oh my god I think I have it
Sally said the golden seed thing is it a ledgy
it's a ledgy K-drake oh my god three
wait I'll wait I'll wait I'll wait yo this is a great room roll
K-drake come please come where the fuck are you
okay oh my god that's gotta be it and then we can do the next fucking boss in
the castle yeah oh my god skip skip skip I'm coming to get your way to the
golden seats there right come as fast as you can please coming I'm coming relax
oh my god I see you that's 100 one pixel exactly 100
I didn't pick it up yet I don't know if it's the item bro let's pick it up at 321
okay ready three two one oh yeah now the game is on casual
Capital Rampart! Now we started up, now we booted up, now we booted up.
I want to see a W Sally in the chat bro for dealing with our bum asses bro, fucking guiding the blind, I'm not gonna lie bro.
Thank you Sally, for your freeway.
Because else chat, and I hope you realize why we're doing this, because else we are just fucking wasting our time trying to find an item that got randomized in a different position bro.
Like bro, else we make no fucking progress, you know?
Here we go.
I'll wait for you.
Loading screen, wait a minute.
I'm ready.
This is it.
Let's go baby.
Let's fucking go.
The progression of the game, right here.
And now, we're not over leveled anymore.
Now it could get real fucking sus, bro.
Because you saw the last boss when Radan.
Ah, yay, yay.
Radahan.
Come on, Kajun.
Oh god, I always lose.
Like, I don't really know where to go in this.
I'm not gonna lie.
Legendary item, please.
Purple.
Nice, something nice.
Ooh!
Algorinori's Mask.
The best PvP are in fucking Elring.
He always versus his name. It's like Google or something Google to the code bro shadow realm rune
Shadow realm room
Yo, you look trippy, I don't have enough endurance looks good. No. Yes. It's super cool. Looks good
Barth drinker your star bro, what's his name again fucking?
right we have uh what i see
what was the name again who was streaming that oh my god right now
Milena here and yes yes yes well i show you germa germa the girl
you i have no blah blah blah your millennia i appreciate that i have no
No doubt you'll become the Elden Lord.
Where are we going?
Little does she know, I already am.
Kajal, you can upgrade again I think.
Upgrade what?
Like that.
Or is it the other way around?
Oh my god!
Bro walking on the lane delt the first time is crazy.
The second time is crazier.
But the third time?
Still crazy.
Yo this game is different Kajal.
This game is fucking different bro.
Nooo.
Like chat, do yourself a favor and play this game if you know what I'm saying.
Item check.
Have you played Zekarow?
Kajel?
Yeah.
No way.
How is it?
It's good, yeah?
Okay.
But not as peak as Elring, right?
No way.
Check.
No way.
Are you going the right way?
Still pretty peak, not gonna lie.
I've been dodging it for a bit.
There's a boss in that game called Guardian 8.
Okay, if you ever play that boss, good luck.
That's what I'll say.
Bro, I'm crazy in PPP.
Believe me your chat might question mark span
Guardian eight one of the hardest boss in the game. Oh easy for me, bro
You say so I'll say good luck. I
Wish you good luck. I wish you a merry Christmas
Item check item check
I
Memorize of Astro spiritual is man useless
Actually kind of cool
I'm just ghosting around right now looking for items in open fire. I just want to brace casual we need one brace right now
we die we're completely crazy
Where are the graces your buddy where do I spawn
Bro, where are the graces?
I remember there's a grace up here somewhere.
Oh my god.
I remember a grace.
Being over here somewhere.
I'm coming to you as fast as possible.
Let me know once you find a grace.
I'll just TP to you.
I'll just TP.
TP.
Wabum.
wait I could go into the fucking wait I know there's a crazier somewhere wait a
sec I can get you no way
I just ran
smack and jump down you know I fucking
300 hours in this game like I'm not stupid
oh yes
oh my god
I knew it
oh no that guy's kinda strong no
Huh!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Huh, huh...
Where's the grace? Where's the grace?
Oh, I remember!
Cajun, I'm with you! Louis!
I found it!
I found it.
Nice, Cajun!
I got you a grace, I got you a grace!
Avenue balcony one of my favorite graces in the whole game, bro. It's like so connective. It's like it's like the wait
What do you mean? Oh my god? I got a strong sword key from that. Where you at?
There's another stone sort key
Where are you?
I'm right behind you. Where did you get your song?
What's my game is crashed
What
How? Oh no, is the dragon bugging us out?
I saw a dragon, or I saw something so I auto-attacked it, and then a game crashed when I auto-attacked it.
No way!
Sadie, how do I bring him back? I have to open the thing again, right?
Kajal, make sure you open it through the fucking batch, not steam.
Yeah, yeah, I got the batch.
But it saves when you go to a graze, right? So maybe it's fine.
They're saying corrupted safe GG
No separation missed in the pot again. I don't know we will see
Use the separation missed and it's me in
I'm ready now. I'm ready wait a second. I'm ready to join whenever
Open now
Oh no.
Kager, please.
It's open.
Okay, my finger.
Please.
Is that inbound?
Connecting.
Come on, come on.
Connecting.
Come on.
Connecting.
But I'm scared.
Loading screen.
What if this dragon always crashes you out?
loading screen no oh my god okay listen listen how do we get past the crash
like how do we get past the crashing dragon what if he always crashes out of
your touch him so I just maybe I just don't auto attack him okay would you auto
attack and your game crashed yeah on the spot as soon as the sword sliced the
meat you know I'm saying okay let's try to walk past them okay there you go
First
Nice cage well, okay, we're looking in we're looking holy shit
Wait you want to go up or can I watch out?
Yeah, we go up during that's the way. No, isn't that the right way?
Yeah, let's go
Motel necklace is this the right way do we have to go into the zoo or not? I
I think now but there's nothing up here by the way we can't go up the track in the road
yeah come come come
careful yeah just need to get this the right way I remember
this game is so fucking sexy who in one 12 oh baby max oh my bullsack
Maximo, Maximo
Boom!
Don't try it, but don't try it
Lucky that you're using an enable, you're lucky!
I would clap your ass right now
No, no you would not, bro
It would be disgusting in one side
It would be a complete one that...
Actually you used an upgraded weapon of me in this game
Shadow Run 2
What does Shadow Realm Rune do?
A lot
Do you know the song from SpongeBob?
Anagufi Goober
No, I watch it in German.
Oh my god, I don't even know what the fuck it is in German.
I've been in what the fuck, I don't know.
Ah, I've been in a Gummy Bear.
This one?
No.
Wait, wait, go and see.
Lava tier, important and right.
Remember the item down here?
Taubus Nushin.
Taubus Nushin, I've been in Taubus Nushin.
Of course, classic dude.
Spongebob loaded. All right, it's time. We gotta go up here. Is it up the branch? I think so. Yeah. Oh my god
And there's so many bosses now. Oh, we're so back, Kajal
This could be complete cancer if there's now a hard mob across this branch
Imagine that the fucking thing that I talked about from the DLC then we literally
Oh my god, these random mob just keep spawning please no lantern
Please no lantern.
Looks fine.
What the fuck is this?
Lantern GG.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
Dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge.
How is he doing so much damage?
Jump? Jump?
Wait for me, there's a boss.
Jump and jump.
Uh... Ohne?
Yeah.
Alright.
Oh shit!
Oh, shit!
Is that Malakath?
Yes, it's second-faced Malakath! Not just Malakath!
Oh, no!
Did we get a race around here somewhere?
I don't know.
Oh, this is bad.
This is bad.
Kajalit apparently that's a keepsake. Kajalit's time. Are you ready bro? Holy
all brah. This is gonna be fucking rough. Look how cool that boss is. Bro we look
like fucking goobers compared to him. Oh my god. I look kinda cool bro. What are you
doing about it? What are you wearing bro? Oh my. Should we take a picture? Take a selfie?
Battleconquer Malaket phase two with Dahomey. Alright let's go. Kajalit's time.
first try first try baby oh my god the damage
he's so cool I got one ultimate
I have a girl one auto you have a girl you're not gonna lie we could be doing
I have back row, I have back row
Going in, going in
I have back row, I have back row
Got him!
Down, down, down, down, down
Oh my god, we're locked, we're locked
Take damage, out, out, out, out
No, why is this damage?
I'm gonna get back row
I can't get out
Touch me
Is this a new one?
What's that?
Got it
On me?
Drop him again?
Oh my god! Stop being...
You're healthy, healthy!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Missed.
Explosion.
And boom!
Crab catcher is on me!
What?
Now, aggro on me!
Yeah, yep, I'm there. One second.
Fast!
Go again, go again.
Where is that?
He's on you, he's on you. I can't get him. I can't get aggro.
I have no range! I have no leg!
This guy's too quick, by the way. He's too quick.
He's too quick.
We need to juggle aggro. We need to juggle aggro again.
again this guy this guy is going to go to the state of America but we did
staggers we did staggers easily we need to jump right click again jump you
know jump or two let me know when you're ready I'll wait yeah just tell me
insta when you're done so I can get the animation out of the way letting screen
Oh god, abuse Staggers, otherwise GG. Yeah, we need to spam like heavy attacks, you know, like jump heavy attacks, K-Jun.
Let's go, baby. Like only jump heavy attacks, you know?
How cool is that K-Tigelo? First Hell's in the Lord.
Are you dead?
Not yet.
I'm aggroed. No, you're aggroed.
I'm definitely a road. Oh my god. Yo, bro, you need to hit your shot from I
Also need my shot
I feel like I feel like the first Elton Lord first
Are you still eating we're three hours in bro, yeah, it's kind of cold
That's crazy.
It's the same porridge. Oh God.
This is the hardest bus so far I think it is.
Let me know when you're ready. Oh you're already?
Three. Three. The most quickest loading scene ever. Let's go.
Lock in KJ.
I'm looking. Don't get hit from the mouth. Don't get inside of me.
Taking aggro? Now. I took aggro. I took aggro. Okay?
He's on himself.
He's definitely on me, he's definitely on me.
Beautiful.
Okay, I'm healing.
Beautiful.
Beautiful!
He's really mad at me.
That damage.
Oh my god.
So that's a one shot.
this arena so bad for Malika no shit oh god he's just spinning man okay we have
we got really unlucky bro try to use bleed does he bleed check no wait wait
check your talismans because we have the fire drake one I think that's better
against him. Like he has fire, right? Is that weapon doing fire damage? I think so, the
shadow from him? It looks like plasma, or? I think it is, trust. Ah, you ready? Ah. Let
me know when. I already had it on. Let's go. Wait, is this holy damage or trolling? Lock
I didn't catch it, come on.
It's the run.
Watch out for the spins.
Now going in.
Fuck, I fucked up.
Oh good.
Bro, he's jumping too much.
Hit him once, hit him once.
That should be Agro.
I hit him once.
You mind counter Agro here?
I'm not sure.
I'm gonna heavy R2.
I have it, I have it.
He's swapping.
He's one of Staggers.
One off, one off, one off.
One off. Going for it.
One off Stagger now. One off.
One off.
Drinking.
On me.
One off Stagger.
Unless you resend it.
Yeah, I had it all then.
He resended the Stagger.
Careful.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I win this.
Not in Vagro!
Ah, I just killed me.
Whoever doesn't have Agro has to hit him.
yeah okay that's what I'm saying yo let's do that then right yeah oh my
girl yeah let's go I think this fight we need to limit our comms to the word
me okay yeah I'm telling you like how we win this fight it's just stands break
in the whole time aka you only want to see you do jumping our tools like we did
against them we need there's two words the whole fight on me and you that's it
Yeah, when it's you it's you and when it meets me. That's it. Yeah, okay, and it's so easy to dodge
Like it's not hard to dodge. Come on. We know the pattern ready. Yeah, I mean you just just mean you
That's all you gotta say but only jump out to not our one
You you you you okay me now me me me yeah
Nice touch gonna go in on me now on me now
One of Sagger, one of Sagger, one of Sagger, jump out to him please!
Nice touch, no cases. One of Sagger now.
See? See?
Nice.
Got it.
Oh my god, we could have killed...
Oh my god!
Blocking this the run.
Big R2?
Nice!
Again!
Have you out to have you out to have you out to it now
Don't get greedy nope
Get it get it get it boss. I missed it. I missed it. I missed it
Oh, no, I'm one you too get it right go, please
You got this
I
So cool I
Can't heal past my health bar. I have a soul. We had a double proc. We had a double proc
We had a double proc nine out. Ah
Thanks roll bro
I had so many flasks. Let's go.
Kato close your eyes one second this run. And now.
I need you.
You for now, Kato. There's no me here. Me now, me now, me now.
Me, big me.
Huge me. Now on you, now on you. I'm gonna jump up to it.
Now it's you, now it's you.
Now it's you. Now it's...
I swear this is what we probably look like when we stream bro. Just absolute fucking cinema boss.
He's so fucking cool bro. He's so cool.
There's a target seed.
Are we the Maliketh of streamers bro? Be honest.
It's holy damage right?
I don't know.
Let's go.
What can do of streamers?
All right, bro.
Come on.
Getting creeped here.
I'm so greedy.
What's that?
I'm so greedy.
I went for it.
I went for a big damage there to get the knock.
Get it.
Got it.
I'm charging up a big one.
I'm too happy.
He dodged it!
He's on you, I'm gonna go in.
Just- just hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide!
I'm gonna have you, I'm hiding!
Move!
I'm hiding, I'm hiding, I'm hiding!
I'm- I'm going, can I come up?
Check this out!
NOOOOOO!
YOU'VE THAT LADY WOULD'VE BEEN SAID AND I'M NOT JOKING!
Oh my god, why does he backstab bro?
Why does he backstab?
That was close that was that our best attempt yet. W Sally by the way Sally is doing the fucking the overlays
Was that our best?
I think if we can stagger him once we can change easy if we get the most out of us
Are you are doing our doing our twerk? What do you mean by that?
You should R2 R2. What? I always heavy R2 or jump R2. Yeah, then R2 again. After what? After heavy? Yeah. Once after the stagger, you mean?
Yes, R2 tapped, R2 tapped, you know?
But it's better to do heavy armor, I think, Pedro.
Yeah, it's heavy armor.
Yeah, but it's better to charge, I think.
Damn, what happened?
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him.
Oh, okay.
The loading stream wasn't long enough, I couldn't use it.
Yo, hey bro, I'm not even moving. What are you doing, Madagascar?
Is this a joke?
Yo, Pedro, I'm about to crash out.
He was giving respect to a fellow elder board.
He was going to spare your life.
You'd rather guess.
I feel like I'm dodging more when I don't do anything.
Let's go.
fix the camps for a quick one quick reset that thing that you did yesterday
stop start stop start oh yeah call you know
all right should be better now check easy you got it yeah that's just say
something Mike check Mike check okay I say Mike's a lot old son fuck it's like
massively loud what it's like super loud it yeah it's like cancer already not
really it's super loud this is a thing hello hello test one three
yeah that's better let's go wait sorry sorry you got it don't I already went
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Just don't, just don't, this is the run, come on!
I got it!
Nice, he's spinning!
Donny, careful!
Explosion!
Got it!
I got rooted!
Yeah, I'm gonna go in.
I got aggro now.
I got staggered!
Very close!
I got one, one off you think?
I'm gonna stagger him, I'll take two off.
Nice. I'm dead, I'm dead.
Stagger in, now.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Fuck, I thought it was one earlier stagger, I went all in.
Yo, you're not a QVOP, bro. You're not a QVOP.
QVOP.
Use a soap, use a soap.
There's like one Elbring guy, Kjul, who wears your hat and you just aura fives, bro.
His name is like Kuwop or something.
Like, he literally like just stands there, like he knows the process.
Like it's, like it's his bitch, like it's GG.
Actually, I'll change hat, I'll change hat.
It's kinda aura, I'm not gonna lie.
If it's the don's hat, bro, we'll leave it for the don.
So wait, chat, you're saying it's, it's holy damage?
The flames, not fire damage.
It's fire?
I don't know who's trolling me and who's not.
What do you think it is?
What the fuck?
It covers my whole head.
What?
It's holy.
Okay.
Oh, what the fuck are you wearing?
Well, it's max resistances versus holy damage.
6.2.
You look like a fucking bum ass.
Alright, let's go, I guess.
Here we go.
Big resistances.
6.2 holy rigid
big ass
come on
nothing stops us from this game
come on
big damage baby
big squeeze
two up two up two up
you need to get the aggro
I have it
I'm coming I'm coming
we may be close to stagger now
one of staggered
hold up hold up
nice Kager
double proc now
you do it's fine
that's more damage we should always do that
Fuck the crits can I okay?
I'm going in I miss I miss and it was on you. I'm happy out to it. It was on me. Now it was on me now
drinking up. We're going going
But I grow but I grow nice. I'm going in a girl. I miss
I feel I go anyway. You got it. You got it. They grow my schedule going in
And it was still on you. I'm nice and I think oh, I'm gonna our tool and what?
Have you got two?
Oh, I got a Pyro.
I got it, but I...
Getting it back?
Nice!
And... Bro!
You have to heal! You have to heal! I'm going in!
I'm dead.
No!
I died!
The dodge can kill?
You're burning, you're burning, you're burning, you're...
Alright, alright, alright, check this out.
Um, okay, Jordan.
Every time when we have him on the floor, stagger, I think R1s just do so much.
much more damage like what we talked about before it was just one stagger
bro this GG if right it's GG GG did you try the magnificent only in my
hearts man yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes let me know when you
ready puppy while you only have yet topping yeah I should stop charging
them up I keep missing just to jumps
You ready?
DDDD
Just go
Lock in Kendra
I'm not there yet
What?
But you're not loading screen art
I'll be there soon
Not here
Now
Right now
Big hit
From him on me
Lock in Kendra please
This is the run
Why do I have anchor?
Explicit
Do you have anchor?
Double spin
I
Missed a miss a miss a little staggered
Maybe two I'm gonna run in what now?
staggering
One off
One off now is one of staggered catered. I'm gonna go in
Nice only our ones only our ones. I don't cut the energy
Yeah, it's better this way
You have to heal, I have to heal.
He's on you, I'm going to go in.
He's on you.
Just stay alive, just stay alive.
I'm going to get you out of that corner.
Nice.
This is a grand catering, don't die.
I'm not joking.
Stagger.
He's so close to staggering.
Careful now.
Ow, ow, ow.
I'm going to get you out of that corner.
Nice.
Oh
He's on me. I'm gonna go in. I got it
I go to
Okay, I'm going on again
You go left I go right I go left you go right. I'm light of sighting. No
No, I don't like don't like don't die. I died you got this
Yes!
Nice!
What a soapy blade!
Don't back to the top!
Staggering him!
Central ball there!
That's right, I trolled, I trolled, I trolled!
Bro, when he did this, I always touched the second early.
On all three.
That would have been the run, Kajal.
Not to demotivate you, but that would have been the run, bro.
Let's go.
Back to Lord Insane.
That was for us?
Yes!
We just need to roll better.
Bro, if I dodged his laser beams, GG. If I dodged his laser beams, GG.
Let's go. We had so many flash, Kader. I had six flash, you had five.
Like that, GG. Are you ready? Please, please, Kader, please?
I'm coming down. I'm still in the loading screen. Hold on.
Fast!
You can use the wall.
Let's go.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
I'm running at him.
Just dodge. Just dodge.
I have to go.
First auto-attack from Sally.
Nice Kasia class. I'm going in.
And I have it. In a second. Not yet.
Nice, not just Kasia.
Watch everything on it. Watch everything.
Oh! Squeeze it all going too to knock him.
But I got knocked too.
Maybe. Me, I don't have it as fine.
It's very good damage.
It's on you.
I'm gonna go in.
I'm gonna no hit one right now. Not even sure about you.
I'm gonna do it.
Nice and slow, yeah, nice and slow.
Good start, don't rush.
Don't shit.
Must be one of Sanna.
Niiiiiice!
I got him. I didn't have Sanna enough, so it's like when we don't have Sanna, we do go for the crit.
Heavy on two.
Got him.
It's fine. Don't kill him.
LOS it, LOS it, LOS it, LOS it, LOS it.
I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one.
LOS it, LOS it. Don't die.
I'm not one.
I got aggro.
You have to heal, you have to heal. I'm going in.
Careful, it's still on you.
K, K, don't die. On me, on me.
Go, go, go.
Dad.
Nice.
I have no stamina.
What?
Oh, he's running out of stamina.
You need not just brown.
Oh my god, you're low.
Okay, sure.
No, that ain't it!
It's fine.
Ah, man, we got him.
Lock in, you will be the fucking maester, bro!
Nine!
Up!
Three!
What the f-
Come on!
I don't fight him, it's not a problem.
You got him!
9!
Who made that spell?
I pressed X instead of U.
Oh my god.
He's so cool. Oh my god, bro.
Yo, if I didn't die, what did I die to? I forgot.
Just a double slicer, no?
I had no stamina. I had no stamina, bro.
I keep running out of stamina, Kjell.
You need to save your stamina.
Yeah, I know. I know. I know.
All right, here we go. Here we go.
Kjell, this is the run. This is the run, bro.
You know that we're close. You know that we are close.
Let's go!
No, not even a waiting time, Kjell.
Let's go. Let's look at it. Let's look at it.
Let's look at it. Let's look at it.
Come on!
Come on now.
Come on. There we go.
On me.
Oh!
Nice! I have no stamina.
Got it.
Don't go too early.
Oh ho.
Flip that, flip that, flip that, flip that.
You, you, you did that hopefully.
I'm coming.
Just hide behind the wall maybe.
I have aggro now.
F***!
NINE CAGELORES!
He's so delayed!
I'm sorry.
Ahhhh...
He's so delayed.
I went for the risky play.
Cajun, he's so delayed on his attacks.
Can you hear me? He's so delayed.
You need to dodge, you need to dodge, you need to dodge, you need to dodge.
Yeah, but I rolled early!
Right, seven Flags.
Cajal, I had seven flowers!
Yeah, listen to me. One second, I close and you're gonna roll one second later.
Cajal, the absolute goat is in the chat right now.
Cajal?
Cubopop, is he allowed to wear your hat, bro?
Is he allowed to wear the hat, bro?
Oh, God. Cajal, you don't know...
Is that the Eldenring hat, man?
This is the most aura-farming Eldenring guy.
Cajal!
That's the hat, man?
Yes, bro!
Yo, I didn't I had his helmet on and I learned about him and then I took the helmet off because it sounds like the goats
But requesting usage of the albinari oric mask crap requesting usage can be we found it in an elderly randomizer
Can we use the hat bro?
Are we allowed to use it?
We are pretty strong at the game when we're gonna. We're gonna make you know, it's it's we're gonna make the best out of it
Of course he says I came to luck and luck and luck and
bro i have to show you some clips later bro this guy is not okay wait wait wait oh my god
wait wait wait i'm heavy loading though wait i have to equip something
does the talisman do something i think it doesn't
all right let's go bro let's go kajun it's time bro let's aura farm
three two why you low hp
What? I'm not loosing speed.
You're not missing anything? Okay, let's go.
It's the tongue. Come on.
Come on, let's all have fun. Check this out.
Don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot.
Don't shoot at all.
I'm gonna fire now. Big auto.
Big auto.
Get him, get him, get him. I got it.
Nice. Nice aggro switch going in myself now.
I look like I go back. Fire and motion.
dodge that
what the fuck
sorry
if you respawn right now i will not fuck up on the next run
okay Gádrúl
if you respawn right now i will not troll on the next run
i mean it
next run
i'm gonna be
full alive
throughout the whole fight
i'm not joking bro
okay
you know what the good part is
you don't have a loading time when i die first
So I wanted to spare you from it, you know
WWWW change your armor to just light stacking by the way
Nine absolutely not. No, oh holy stacking. Sorry, holy. Oh
Show about that
Yeah, yeah chest gloves boots. Yeah, this is max feet just holy any let's go holy. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
You ready? Yeah loading screen loading. Oh, sorry. Sorry. It always shows that you're there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, go
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
Don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die!
Oh, I got it.
I'm going in front of the tank.
Yeah.
Two big walls down, I should have Ezreal more.
Alright, I got it.
You have Ezreal now?
I'm healing.
Yeah.
That's all just not that, just not that.
That's crazy!
RNG!
That's crazy, darling.
That's right.
now you have to wait because you died first no no no no no no you do now look
at the fucking waiting stream though now it takes ages so you know we got this
we can do we can't die cage we have to dodge we have to dodge bro dodge and roll
dodge and roll dodge and roll dodge and roll how annoying is that loading screen
right now be honest don't get me started bro yeah this is what happens when you
die first. I'm not joking. Not gonna lie this is the same speed by the way. Really? I don't know. That was the same speed. I don't know. In, in, in, in, in!
Ready? Let's go. K-June? Let's make Malek... Ah, bitch.
Malek, uh, f. Big auto attack from me. Didn't breathe the second as well so I'm gonna dog.
Don't die on me, please.
Nice, nice, nice.
I'm gonna take aggro now.
In a second.
Wait, you do something you haven't.
What? How did I have aggro?
That's complete...
That's bullshit!
Streaming.
Lock and lock and replace.
I'm gonna play for the longest time on this.
Me! Me! Me!
What do you mean?
I was locked in on this one.
Let's go, let's go.
I trolled some, you trolled some.
Here we go.
How many deaths are we on?
Like 110?
115!
That's pretty bad.
Where are you?
I'm gonna put the VP on and 2v1 you with the bot.
You couldn't kill me bro, you couldn't kill me.
I would send you to the loading screen, I'm gonna lie.
In, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in,
Come on.
Come on, full reset.
Kajel, we had him down to like 20% and nothing stops us from doing it in the next run.
But we have to dodge.
We have to dodge.
We know the patterns.
Don't be greedy.
Use a small light attack instead of a heavy attack, maybe.
If you know that he kills you afterwards.
You know?
Let's go.
Got it.
Let me know when.
Got it.
If we rush everything and go 50% every time, we're never gonna win it.
Let's go 100% this try!
Come on!
I think you have aggro.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go in, KJ.
Wait.
You've now end.
Can you be dodge?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Watch out for spin.
yeah I got it good dodge you have aggro I got him I have aggro go in I missed his
foot
watch me nice one off maybe or two I think one off now one off Sager go jump
attack if you can jump attack if you can jump attack jump attack nice got it got
Got it, got it, got it, got it!
Quick, quick, quick!
Nice.
Locking.
Heavy R2, heavy R2.
I missed.
I hit it.
Nice.
Dodge.
Please dodge.
I got aggro.
Careful, aggro's insta on you.
I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna try to take his aggro.
Still on you, still on you, don't die.
Notch those.
Notch those, notch those.
You're the boss.
and maybe have aggro yes i have
when i grow back i'm gonna go in probably one of staro too i missed
probably two of staro not one maybe one now
oh i fucked up i need help
don't kill me
i should know he was under stress
he's warning he's warning
I had six spots, I had six spots.
You're going to kill him right now.
Nice K-drip
Nice
Nice try nice sorry sorry no no no I died with six blocks
Don't kill me I think let's go let's go
Stagger will come down rush it. Stagger is so much damage though. That's what keeps us alive.
Alright, let's go bro, let's go.
The helmet makes your flask less effective.
What?
Razer came and reduced the HP recovery of flask. Oh hell no!
Are you serious?
Bro!
Take that shit off my head, what you want about it!
Uuughh!
Nah.
We're not made for that yet, I'm not gonna lie.
Where does it say that? Where does it say that?
It says it in the infotext when you press.
When you press.
Like a button.
Get that shit off me bro.
Are you ready?
Alright, I'm just gonna wear a fucking...
Leggants.
Fucking...
Are you ready?
Oh
Get your command this one's a good try I trolled you don't roll now, and I won't roll to you
I want you I want you touch that nice
Now I go for it go for it bang big out to incoming back to not to look not to any now
We're locked. Come on.
On me. No one is- I have it! I have it! Keep attacking! Keep attacking!
Have the R2, get it ready.
Don't die on me, don't die on me.
I think I go just type
I'm a girl you have a girl. What are you down? Why he shut the first one at me, bro
You got this
I'm so bad at dodging those
You got this.
That shift is right behind the get out wall.
Nice K-Train.
Nice.
What?
No!
Too early, Kager!
Too early!
He said!
My bad.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
I fucked up, I fucked up.
I mean, yeah.
Fuck.
If we aggro switched there, it would've been GG, I'm not going to lie.
Aggro switch would've been crazy at the store.
I'm trying, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but-
Yeah, I know, it's hard to hit him, I know.
He was jumping around.
But he went up, and he went bang.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
And then he swapped in the air.
I know, I know, I know.
Kager, but you know that we have it, bro.
we have it bro you know that we have it like with this close with this close
let's go this is this right bro nothing stops us from doing it now look in
Go for it. I'm gonna attack you say quit quit. Nice. Let's go far to our to our to
Oh go for it
Britain are to our to our to
on you I'm gonna go in you need to yell I'm gonna go in I have it oh my god do it do it do it do it
you I think I have so much damage it's good still on you what the fuck it's gonna up you
actually reset reset we got this who's on you I'm gonna go in who's on you I'm gonna go in now
I need your help. I fucked up. I fucked up. I'm fine. Go in.
On you, on you. Big damage on you. Got it.
It's on you. I'm going to go in. No, I missed, I missed, I missed. Still on you.
Oh, big damage on me. Help! On me.
Exposure. And then in. In, in, in, in, in. Go in.
I'm on off-stagger, Mary!
I'm on off-stagger!
On off-stagger!
I died! I died! I don't have any better! It's all you!
Murderer.
We got this we got this we got this we got this .. We can't die with flasks bro we can't
die with flasks.
We always just need to over here bro I'm not gonna lie because one combo fucking kills
us.
If we die with flasks we trod.
Let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go like we can over use
it.
Come on come on come on come on come on.
This is the run. Come on, nothing stops us. No! Reset!
Go for one second! 3, 2, 1, let's go!
Agro on me.
I'm gonna heal.
Nice, you got it. I'm gonna go in.
Agro on me on the next attack. You can go in.
Hit him again.
Nice.
I'm gonna go in.
Staggered. I'm gonna go forward. You keep attacking!
Get our two ready.
Massive.
on me slowly, slowly, slowly
knock them!
can you get the crit?
we don't need the crit now, fine
we did a lot of damage
I'm dead, I'm dead
you do?
there's no way we're stacked for a strongest spell
that was crazy
next one is ours, next one is ours
next one's ours, next one's ours, next one's ours, next one's ours, next one's ours, oh my god this is a loading screen
who invented loading screens what's the point, what's the point in having a loading screen
just make it a second after some screen
I'm being told how to hold a bow, shut up, let me hear a second
only you gotta dodge towards the boss, it'll help you
are we doing that now?
I mean maybe you're right
Alright, here we go, K-group.
This is the run.
I got big hits in, by the way. Massive hits.
Same, bro, same.
One of second. I told ya.
Go for it, go for it. I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
Nice, baby.
I'm stuck inside of it.
Alright, here we go. R2, R2.
I went too early.
Fuck, E-Mass.
Got it.
Oh, my God.
Got it.
Anchor on me probably now.
Yeah.
Oh nice!
I go for it!
Get out too ready!
I'm fine!
I need help!
I'm behind you!
I'm fine!
I'm not fine!
Heal! Heal! Heal! Heal! Heal! Heal! Heal!
Heal! Heal! Heal! Heal!
Going in! Going in!
I hit him! I hit him!
Agri will be on the, on the right! I'll hide! I'll hide!
You can heal!
Sh**!
Sh-sh-shh!
Sh**!
No!
Can't reject this ult.
Should I finish him right now? I can do it.
Yeah!
Check this out.
Nice. That's not fair.
I
Go in the room don't it box the shit out of him it box the shit out of it
Yeah, I couldn't I couldn't get a girl I couldn't get a girl bro
But it wasn't bad, he was like bugging in the wall, I couldn't get his ass.
I could heal for free, I also would have died, I swear he would have lasered my ass, you know?
Because if you stand behind the pillar you can dodge the lasers, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just couldn't get his ass, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
We got this, bro.
Loading screen.
Do you not got gloss? What gloss did he get? The ones that I like?
Press LB with a torch, you can torch.
Ah, let's fuck him up, bro, let's fuck him up, Con.
So, double actions by the way.
Yeah, yeah, that's Rora.
Come on baby Kato, this ours.
My god, we're doing so much damage.
Agro on, you.
I'm gonna go in.
Maybe one of Stagger, I'm gonna try to get Agro.
You're going up?
Not Agro, I have.
You killed?
No, he trolled.
No, we're fine, we're fine.
One of Stagger, let me set.
I have aggro, I heal and I'm going in and I'm going in I got him
I fucked up, I fucked up, please pull aggro you have it, thank you, going in
I hit him, should be on me now, you can heal.
Going in.
I have her on you, thank you.
I'm going in, I'm switching back up.
Oh my god, I go for it, you go one on one.
R2, get her ready, and lock in Terran.
Nice.
on you out I'm gonna go in fire I'm out I don't know how you good yes okay go
what the dogs why I'm fucking sit in the juice bro the dogs the dogs the
the dots the dots the dots the dots the dots are too much damage
alright that was close that was close we died with four heals
I don't know I don't have four heals we can't die with heals we have to insta heal I guess
I don't know
yeah but but but but but there's no uptime bro it's impossible
yeah but sometimes I think we heal more than one of his hits does you know what it means
even if we like cringe shrink at the wrong time we at least stay alive I don't know I
I could be wrong though.
All right.
Let's go.
Kager, this is the run, OK?
Yeah.
Let's go, Kager.
Let's go.
Come on.
We know the pattern.
I'm going to go ahead.
Come on, you are going to go ahead.
One off, Sagger.
One off.
You can jump on two of these, Sagger.
Hit.
I trolled.
Hit again.
He's so close.
What?
The dot?
He's dead.
I died by the way.
I resented.
Alright, alright.
Don't listen to me when I say one more time.
I'm not gonna lie.
I swear to God.
It's okay.
He was close though.
He was close.
He was mega close.
Maybe it was a glitch.
Nice.
I really could open him, man.
I really could open him somehow.
I swear to God.
Yeah, alright, here we go, reset, reset, reset.
How do we get a good opener? How do we get a good opener?
How do we get a good opener?
I don't know.
Let me go right there, bro. You know it too. You know it too.
Like this is too easy. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
K-Jer?
We need to go one from the front, one from behind, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, always, always, always.
Okay, I'm gonna go in the front right now.
Okay, so the first time we try this.
I'm in the front.
I'm gonna go in the back now.
Okay, now you get him in front, I go in the back.
Nice! I do it!
You got it, please tell me you got it.
Got it.
R2?
Passive, let's get out of this fucking thing, no?
Oh my god, I have it, I want him!
Just R2 now and then gig R2 again.
Yeah.
And now again, jump off him!
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive! Play, play, play, play, play!
I'm alive!
The snaggle reset, don't get greedy!
Okay, he's up, he's up, he's up, he's up!
I can't get in range with him right now, he's jumping everywhere.
Yep.
Let him let him out.
I'm gonna switch on M.
Just run him back.
I'm not close to you, staga.
Maybe two jump or two.
Tell me you're stupid.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
I got another one, please.
On me.
On me now.
Out, out, out!
Need some heal? No.
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, she's on your mouth!
I got two hits in there!
No way did I swap to you and infect to me again!
Yeah I saw it. What?
Check this out, casual, check this out.
Should I try?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll check this out.
What the fuck?
Last heal, last heal.
I'll check this out.
The shit that he's taking out.
I guess another upgrade right now.
I'll see my man.
The greatest one.
No!
Ah man!
Still in it, still in it, focused up!
One, two!
Ah nice delay bro!
Are you lagging or what? Why are you taking the time bro?
Oh my god, Pedro we have him!
You know we have him! You know we have him!
I know, I know, I know, I just think when he gets press RFHP he stops freaking big time.
Yeah bro, he does more for fucking lasers bro.
The lasers are fucking me in the ass.
Ah come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
No way you guys beat this game before!
I'm not gonna get right by it
You said you're finishing it today, yeah, yeah, we need to lock in now on this bus come on come on
Where are you?
Sorry, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Okay, dude. Lock in come on. I'm locked. I'm locked. Nothing stops us from beating it now
I got a big auto, go to agro.
Going to 3 auto, fucking 1 auto.
Left on 1 HP, remember that.
Going to 3 auto, so I don't go to 3 auto.
Nice baby, I will follow it.
I can't get him.
I have, I have.
Let's go.
R2, R2.
I'm charging up on fatty, by the way.
Yeah, peek fatty.
Me too, me too.
Boom!
Oh, he's poked.
He's on you.
I'm gonna go in.
Oh my god!
Nice!
You have it, you have it!
I can get him.
bang jump up in R2 bang load up a fatty got it I know funny
I'm like what are you good I missed I missed it on you just touch just touch
we're not stupid we're not made out of silver
Hit hit hit hit again.
Hit dodge that.
I'm going.
I missed.
Knock the dodge, knock it.
How are you?
F*** you're dead!
I dodged the dodge.
Once again the dodge.
This dot is making me fucking CRASH OUT!
I died there for you so we can try again.
Yes I know, thank you bro. Here we go.
I'm not gonna die for the dot they gave me.
The dot! The dot! The dot! K-Drake! If there was no dot CG.
What about geese? Do we need geese?
I had six fucking heels. No bro, we have them. You know we have them.
I'm just use my sharp fucking I'm stimming really hard right now
We can use a guess. Let's use a guess. Let's see what's going on. Let's use a guess. What guess do you have?
I have magic. I'm gonna use magic. This is magic. You use magic. Yes. All right. You ready?
No, oh, sorry. Sorry
Sorry, I keep forgetting because you're already like they're my screen. All right. You ready? Let's go. Magic is three
It's in the second. Oh, yeah, wait. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't just have
have magic geese i have a lightning geese oh my god let's do it are you ready
three two one let's go oh my wrong button use your geese let's go let's go
let's go come on come on come on come on massive damage now
What was he saying?
This is going to be a good one.
Kager, focus on the dodges.
Wanna go in?
Stagger, you have it, please tell me.
Nice Kager.
Load up a dead ER2.
Three, two, one.
Got it!
Lock in, focus on dodges.
On me.
Yeah, I mean I died early, bro. Use another key to go in again. Let's go. I think the geese actually helps, you know
I mean, yeah, but don't let it get to your head like we can beat him without the geese
You know like because then you're thinking oh, no, it's my last one
We have to look in then you get nervous and you die, but you know
But what is it? Does it build lightning?
Damage on all those all those all those I
Think are you ready? I had eight flasks by the way eight flasks at that to the fucking dot. Let's go kitchen
Lock it!
Go!
We win this on 3 to 1! 3 to 1!
We win this!
Now!
Here we go.
Just dodge that.
Big hits! Big hits from side by side.
Yeah, dodge that. No.
How many steps am I still on right now?
I'll be right back.
Huh?
Alright, alright.
Alright, let's go, let's go.
How did you die?
Well, don't let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
It's my last keys.
Now I'm nervous.
Now I can't focus.
It's my last one.
I can give you guys.
Yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on.
But please, like, let's focus on our dodges.
It's just the dodges that we have to focus on.
Let's not greed out, you know?
Like, let's do maybe R1 instead of R2C in the answer, you know?
Yeah, I changed my R1 to X.
It's better for the gameplay.
W.
Three.
Two.
Wait, I'm gonna use...
One.
Let's go.
I just changed it up.
It's time.
The boss goes down now, and then we move on to the next one.
Now.
Right.
Come on, baby.
Right.
Now, okay, I'm gonna hit the boss with the rotation of movesets.
Me, me, me, I have a drone.
Yeah, you got that? Nice, KJ, I'm gonna go in.
Got it.
Healing.
Any help?
Coming in, coming in.
Nice! Do it, do it!
Man, do it! R2, R2.
Look by there, R2, R2, charge it up.
Now.
Let's go, baby.
This is the round.
He's on your side.
I went in.
Don't get greedy though. Let's focus on the dodges.
I'm not great, I'm on the cover.
I'm going to pick a target.
Check, K-Zone.
That was a terrible try and we still got 250 HP.
That shows how good we are.
Like how close we are.
Come on, bro. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Are you ready, bro?
You can't be doing this to me.
What did I do?
You can't be doing this to me.
Sorry, sorry.
I'll follow us on the...
I'll follow you on the road.
You've got to snap it into place.
Let me know when you're ready, let me know when you're ready.
What does Golden Seed do?
Vass, you upgrade your flasks. But you don't have enough of them.
Can we do that real quick?
No, you don't have enough, you don't have enough, don't teleport, please, you have to go anyway.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, let me know when you're ready.
Three, let's go.
Two, and use some fireball.
Come on.
Ready.
Let's look in casual, focus on the dodges.
Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck.
I need double roll there, Kajler. Focus on the dubs please.
It's back on. You got it. You got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
It's fine. It's okay. We got big damage. Yeah, good damage.
Come on. Don't get greedy though.
Is there an engagement?
Get a hit dude, get a hit dude.
He's gonna be on me now.
I'm gonna jump in. I'm fucked up.
No. I'm alive.
I'm alive! Focus on the dodges.
focus on the dodges i'm gonna try to take aggro i have it
i'm dead
I'm gonna get it.
Want some dodges?
Nice try.
That was easy.
Alright, casualty let's talk in bro, we need to actually focus on the dodges, c'mon.
I've got an idea. Yeah, what's the idea? Hear me out.
Yeah, it's readable, yeah, but tell me. One run, no comms.
I like that, casualty I like that, I like that, I like that. Let's do it.
Two Elden Lords will feel the game instead of save the game. Let's do it. Let's do it.
let's do it just just focusing on the dog is fully i need you to feel what i'm doing okay yes
let's go come on okay wait best of luck we got this no talking go good luck good luck
Did you miss it? Did you miss the crit?
Yes.
The last crit, you missed it.
That's fine.
That was a minute.
My bad.
Bro, we interlocked him.
I'm sorry.
I see it though.
When you crit, when you crit, when you crit, when you crit.
When you crit.
Yeah.
Two R2s and then both jumping R2s.
Yeah.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah.
That was really proud of you in that fight, you went crazy.
I'm proud of you, bro.
I had fucking eight heals at the end, like, I didn't use a single one.
Let's go.
Gage, no talking.
Three, two, one.
Let's go.
Good luck.
What?
Kendrick!
I miss...
Don't hit the cr-
What?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god, what the fuck? How did we not forget that out earlier?
ATK Roads!
We don't say anything, we know what we're doing.
We're so lost.
I have eight potions left.
Bro, we didn't even realize that we had eight left.
No hits run.
Oh my, yo, I didn't even know that we had a cheese going on, bro
I didn't even know that we had a cheese going on. What the fuck?
Bro, we could have insta-locked him. That's insane
Yo
All right, you know the good news is bro. There's a boss right waiting for us, right?
I remember bro like this is now on crack boss into boss into boss
Yeah, yeah, surely surely surely surely surely
Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. You remember where to go. It's up here up here
Yeah
Okay, we did that shit your your comments were so good bro to say like that
We just have to fucking not talk for a minute like I'm not joking. How can I know I'm here?
Holy moly wait, I don't see you. Okay
Is it up the street up the tree?
Oh my god, but I've 17 that was actual chills by the way actual chills I go
fall down
push me push me
no
and how are you so loud on the side
how are you so fucking loud
wait i'll put you down
you're fine you're fine
you look so happy i'm competing with that boss
alright here we go
come come come
is there a boss? oh my god grey is right here
yo yo yo yo before we open the bus stop
bro i quit toilet break alright
let's edge the bus door oh my god it's time
Oh my god
Wait, kill that thing. I think he gets other wounds because it's a big one in the base game.
89.
What? 89? What?
No, no, no. I thought that was a boss.
Wait, this is the boss boss by the way.
Uh-huh.
This is the boss boss.
We are almost there. Max when I don't wait. This is end game by the way. This is end game. Yes, we are end game
We are end game
Alright, question is, can we see which forces inside through the wall, bro?
Come with me, Kedr, let's explore together.
Let's go slowly up the stairs, bro.
I think we may be able to see who it is, Kedr, from the sides.
Let's see.
Come on, no millennia, please.
And don't enter yet, please.
We need toilet break, okay?
Can we see?
It just looks like it's normal, no?
I see!
yeah it's gonna look like that until the boss pounds you know no we see it I
hope it's not the guy from the winter thing I think it's gonna be easy it's
Nile I mean he has a buff that's the thing I hope it's not a bus that's
like a glitched yeah for sure for sure a quick toilet break bro boom just show
the golden door bro like cinema all right yeah it's going full naked for the
thumbnail all right like more click for a read all right here we go here we go
chat we're back in in 60 seconds we are here be we are be
Wait a minute.
What?
One one.
One one four in there.
Are they re-enabled?
Hmm.
This is the first time I know.
It's fucking, if it's Nile, the guy that I'm
thinking about, from the Rotten Lake, GG bro.
Like we're just gonna fucking
Look around with your camera, just look
around slowly, look how fucking epic this is.
Look at us, look where we are.
The top of LL.
That was kind of cringe.
Alright, wait, let me see.
You mean the thump of Leyendele?
Oh, like in the game, yeah.
Wait, let me see.
The tip.
The tip of the iceberg.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Nine!
You're not wearing clothes.
Okay.
One second.
Guys, all on the prediction file, try Aona.
In both chats.
oh wait this helmet nerfs you right yeah it's pretty aura fucking I'll let the
helmet out of the house with him with him tree wait so is it cut waited it is
commander Neil right Kater do you see him through the thing did you see him you
can see through the gap he's standing in the middle you should see him there's
two of them
what?
we're trolling
there's one on both
no there's not there's one
yeah it's just Commander Neil
okay get away fuck him
but after him it's the Elden Beast
this is crazy we gotta go
three
two
one
I just thought about something
I think there's a second phase on this boss
which means we make a two boat
lock him
wait everyone shut the fuck up
Graceless, tarnished.
What is thy business with these throats?
Hey!
God bless you.
Sorry.
Godric the Golden.
The twin prodigies,
Micola and Melania.
General Radhan.
You're just sniffing his feet.
Ass!
Fighter, Rikard.
Lunar princess, Rani.
Rani.
He's looking at him with a tongue.
Ha ha!
Willful traitors.
All.
The kind of all of a piece.
no good I saw bro he has caramba Doppler, wait for it
pillagers emboldened by the flame of ambition
oh you see that oh yeah Doppler he's ripped out bro it's one of my favorite weapons
marble fade all right here we go
What's happening there?
5-4-1
Last of all
5-4-1
Alright, here we go. Who are you turning into buddy?
It is Nile, the only main team.
Katelyn, this is the first try. Not even close if I told you.
Look at this monster.
Wait, what's that?
Wait, I thought it was the other one.
Wait, I thought it was one from the scanned what lake?
Oh
Wait, I don't know about this one actually
He's always like fucking dunking on me, bro
Okay, it's not the one that I thought it was I'm not gonna lie this one
Can be pretty hard
I'm going in
As
oh no it is the ice motherfucker oh no cage roll yo what are you trying to do I
found him until his ad are you fucking trolling what a shit's busted bro what
are you on about it how many way you can fighting two please when I speak yeah
I was fighting two of them
Don't tell me I have to go up the branch.
No, not that.
This is almost ass tilting.
This is 10 meters, Burr.
What the fuck are you saying?
Are you already in there?
No, I would never.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Sorry, I didn't wait.
Okay, I was putting my magic on.
All right, Kager, here we go, bro. He spawned the hatch already, um, it's how many adds? Only three
Wait, it's only two. You died to one add? You're trolling. No, whoa, but it's a strong one
It's only two swords. Just one focusing down first
Oh, what's that damage?
Now one second add on you, I'm gonna attack
Giving nice
I got him. What is this damage? Oh no. Don't die, don't die, don't die. If we don't die,
we can win. You got him? Yeah, I got Neil. He's on me. Oh no. Neil! He's going to jump.
What is that spell? Electric thunder? Why do you floggle? Oh no, is that electricity
oh no it's that electricity and water oh my god
but he's not making damage by the way oh my mama is look his HP look his HP
look the damage what he's fancy it's fine but it's okay nothing do the thing
do the thing what it
This might actually be a hard part.
How much HP does he have?
This much he giga-hard.
Fucking HP does he have?
Because this is an early to mid game boss that's annoying, but he's buffed to be full
scaled to end game boss.
Wait, wait, Kage, do we have a lightning charm against lightning?
We have against Holy, 9.
Lastly, raise this robustness, immunity and focus.
The buffs, cause you keep missing, that's bullshit.
I kept hitting there.
Oh no.
Kager, this is gonna be hard.
But we got it.
It's an enemy monster in the middle of the bush.
And the loading screen in the walk up the stairs is gonna be more difficult.
They're not gonna lie, this is already getting a lot easier.
I can smell you, I can smell you.
Alright, here we go Kager, here we go, here we go, here we go.
There must be a secret hidden thing here. We need to do like they're no we just have to watch perfectly
Okay, the one thing about this boss is wait wait
No, you can't look the damage with him before no don't kill the ads only kill the sword sky
Okay, look look watch. I'll show you
Just kill the ad. Kill the ad.
All right now, let's think
He will only go electricity mode when we kill the shield hole. Oh, oh my god. You're so bad now. He's gonna chill
Okay, so if we just
Okay, I grow I
I will pull this guy.
Now the second one.
Nice, good double hit.
Whatever you do, don't kill the head.
Yeah.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
No, he's fucking...
Oh, fuck it!
Nice.
No he's not, he's not, he's just a special ability. Now it's on cooldown, not timing.
He's firing on us.
Add on you, add on you.
Knee on me, knee on me, come on on me, what is that, what is that, I don't know what that is.
Attack him.
Take me aggro here.
No, this adc, Dre!
just leave it leave it leave it otherwise you go to the next
just yeah I'm gonna die to that
just try to try to try to add on you add on you add on you
I'm not working by the way
all right
just trying to work
wait if you won't go to the bush I can try to get on you
watch friend I'm on you
coming in to the aggro slot
the aggro is hot
someone is at the second one
hit the boss
what is that
ok ok
i got no one
i have no one
i'm gonna take a second one
oh no
Okay, I didn't even blitz mode, even though we didn't kill that, casual.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know if he killed the head.
Sting, dummy.
Nice.
Nice!
Oh, you're done.
Oh.
I don't think so, I'm nice.
Learn his pattern, Kajal, learn his pattern.
Tell me, Lordy, hold up.
Yeah, he does auto attacks and then he hits the ground.
Alright. I mean, he's top 50, that's not bad.
If we lock him, we got it.
Listen, if we kill both adds, he will go demon mode on spawn.
I don't think so, I'm nice.
This is called the crisscross, okay?
Kajal, I don't think so.
I think we had him at 50 HP, no?
I think at 50 HP he stops.
There he goes, Blitz mode.
No?
Let's kill the adds and see what happens.
If he doesn't go Blitz mode after the adds die,
then you were onto something.
If he doesn't go Blitz mode after the adds die,
we do a full mute run.
Yeah, I like that.
Let's go.
Kill the adds one by one.
I can do the Sots guy.
I can do the harder one
Because I am right
Who said he's the harder one?
He is harder, I'm not going to lie
You are right
We're a team, it's a duo queue here by the way
Oh my fucking god
Nice catcher
Sorry I went from the back
From the back
How is that?
I'm gonna kill them.
Leave them.
Check this out.
Nice.
This is so many years to these fuckers.
That's it, that's it!
Bro, he's literally feedback you in game as well. That's crazy.
This guy's pissing me off.
This guy's pissing me off, casual.
This guy's pissing me off, bro.
No, no, no, that guy's actually pissing me off, casual. Like, I'm not even joking, bro.
I'm not joking bro, Kajal, I'm not joking, I'm actually not joking.
Sometimes I'm joking right now, I'm not joking, he's actually pissing me off.
Those adds are pissing me off, I'm not joking bro.
Where are you?
You know why?
I'm on the loading screen.
I'm on the, if you ever want to know where I am, I'm either on the toilet, in the game, or on the loading screen.
Three places.
Now, listen to me.
Yes, yes, please.
No talk, no talk.
Swords guy first.
Okay, no talk, but Swords guy first, then shield, then...
Double sword or sword?
Double play.
They both have a sword. Which sword, guy?
Double sword or sword? I'll just follow you. Here we go, no talk. We got this.
Focus on the dodges, Gage.
Focus on the dodges.
...stained by my curse.
Such a...
I can't prepare...
...the right power to this!
I shall not be forgiven!
We are in a flow state, we are in a flow state!
You're in a crazy flow.
Bang!
Can't you hope it?
If we just flow said, what the fuck?
That is unfair, that is unfair.
Look at your runes right now.
That's six digits.
That's one hundred and twenty thousand.
Wow!
Oh my fucking god.
Yo!
where's the place why is the door closed
maybe up maybe up it's not glitch right no grace
I thought it was Glitch, Kedra!
Oh my fucking god!
Your bro!
How locked in our if we don't yet?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, we are actually on a different level.
I had eight potions left.
Kedra, the double...
Eight potions!
Bro!
Kedra, open up the earth tree.
Kedra, that double crit had me for a second.
Fucking I was so break up up. Oh my god. Love it here that fucking double crit, bro
You know what I mean, though? Oh my god, but it was chills
I'll break your flasks right now, bro. We have extra flask nine flasks
Oh flasks, maybe as bro plus four, but a we have a lot of them. We have a lot of them
Wait, where the fuck do we have to go now?
Now we need to get fire emoji to open the door. You know I'm saying there's so many things on our map
Wait level up level up level up level up level up
Wait case you do you have smithing stones threes? No, right?
Fuck
My weapon I need to upgrade it
If one two three four five six
Jet you need the Roland medallion. It's normal weapon plus eight better than a plus six Zumba
Because I we have until plus six or seven Zumba
I need smithing zone 4
I need threes, do you have threes?
Oh my god, I'm almost going to die
I need threes, I need threes
I need threes, you're right, I need threes
I have zero threes, it's good
Fuck man
It's good
Zomber better, do we have a good Zomber weapon?
I feel like we haven't really found any good ones
We have a great sort of domination
We have this shit
Argoil, with a magic sword, God's skin stitcher,
Wonix Lord, Rivers of Blood, Twin Blades...
It could river...
No, we didn't kill fucking Relana yet or something, right, so we can't respect...
Where do we go now?
It's what I need to know.
Where do we go now?
Do we go into the pit?
One second
What is the scale of in
How do you get there how do you get there a single car rolls route a single kind of honor we have to go
Yeah, how how how
How
is the medallion in the volcano yes or no because it's a randomizer
it's the medallion in the volcano that's a great question
we should go to what's called the volcano manor
or the volcano medallion he's saying
alright let's go to the volcano manor
how do we get that casual?
volcano manor, we have to go on the rolling route you know
5? 4 beliefs? 4 beliefs?
what?
We need to go to Grand Lift of Rold, right?
No.
I don't think so.
Oh I know how to get to Volcano Manor, I know how to get to Volcano Manor.
Go to Erg Tree Grazing Hill.
Coming.
No wait, is it this one?
It's correct, it's correct.
It might be a bit further south.
That's incorrect, that's incorrect.
You know the way or not all you're guessing
I can try to remember
It's like over here somewhere, there's like a cave or something
Did you go downstairs?
Yeah right
Is that this way or am I safe?
Wait for me Cajal, I feel it alone
I'm behind you other way wait do you know the way I know we need to go east from the road
look you want to try a zombie weapon but we don't have a good one I love stands breaking I
I want a good stance breaking zombie weapon. Who got me? Who got me? I'll pay cash.
It's this way, I think. Right, Chad?
Is it this way?
I feel like I'm getting southward.
Legion.
They're saying left. AK north.
Yeah, left, left, left, left, left. This way, right? Chad?
9.
Sure.
It's further north. Up.
Okay.
I'm saying windmill village for Wakani Manor. Windmill village.
That's over there.
If there is one of the strongest weapons in the game, but it looks so ugly.
I want to use something boss.
Why won't that church item, I'm not going to lie.
fuck
i can't make this
i can easily make this
nice
am i going the right way?
whoa, why is it so long?
ooh, i found a graze
you okay, what did you change with your mic?
was it discord?
nice
i didn't change anything
what?
oh, this discord setting is missing
short solid
Chai is it this way?
Fuck is that red thing on there?
What the fuck is that? Do you see that, Chai?
Where the fuck is Windmill Village?
Is that Pedro? And what the fuck is that?
What?
That's like a red... Is that a fucking... Is that a player?
I'm gonna come towards you this is when your village nice w w's in the chair
can you ping with a golden seat a schedule action I put it put it put it
put it put it put it you pinged it yeah thank you which number two and five
somewhere there thank you coming it's west from wing mill village right check
Oh come on, go, go, go.
Swollen Grape.
Found another graaaaace.
Found another graaaace.
W's in the chair!
Two and five.
On the upper road.
Electrol.
I found the Golden Sea, W-Concrete.
Did you go into Windmill Village?
I'll come back and get you, I'll come back and get you.
Let's go into Windmill Village and go up.
Okay. I see you, I see you.
And now it's west, right? Now it's west, surely.
Oh
Lay look at this look at the scenery West and girls to them to them
to them to them
Look I'm gonna check for why you saying go to the top of the village
We're trying to find the volcano manna. There's a boss. Oh, there's a boss, but but but but maybe the item that we need is there
I'm not gonna lie
Let's go.
Smitting zone 5.
Dark port.
In one of the shacks in the back.
Smitting zone 5 if you need.
Nah, let's just go up.
Follow me, follow me.
This way.
Don Minula Windmill Village up.
Grace here.
Can you get the grace?
Yep.
W.
Next millennia up there.
items in here crimson amber medallion get it here giga broken item oh baby
finally ready that we can use boost maximum HP by the utmost slide it in
plus three is fucking nuts oh my god look at your HP how it went up GG
oh oh boss boss boss we want shot him
We're not done yet.
Man, dude!
Red.
How much, how much?
Legger 15, 15.
80k.
14.
On the spot.
Black, red plate.
What does that do?
you can buy some I got zero by the way zero no we can't it's it's on bus
meeting song three modular the bell is it west here chat is a west here now
West and girls
The way I was going right wait, that's believe the wet plate. I mean we don't have a wetstone chat though
We can't use any any any red blades
full gg
Did you know where you're going on R?
No, but yeah, you know.
My chat says that we need to go east from Windmill Village to get to Volcano Manor.
Are they lying or not?
Not sure, but I'm going east right now.
Sali!
Talk please.
I think Sally just wanted us to get an item, I'm not going to lie.
Is it here?
I'm waiting for Sally to type.
Did you see the big ass mountain?
That's what kind of man I know.
Okay, so we're not going for an item, we're going mono?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Big ass mountain.
Yeah, I see it, I see it, I see it.
This guy in the chat is saying follow the road when the bridge breaks in half.
Okay, just keep on going this way, come, come, come.
Chat, how do we get to Volcano Manor, can we go here?
It's a legendary item there. It's used as it's a club word
Oh the fuck you on our mods trolling us. Oh wait, I see it over that shed right with the bridge
You have a bridge breaks
Yeah, I see it casual after a come come come just come to me you see
Did you go doon stairs come to me yes you see me man come on says
Just get the get the grace and I'll TP okay
Let's see a grace yet
No Grace Kager, no Grace.
Is there one maybe in this church?
Oh, is it that house there?
oh I love that weapon
Kajal where are you?
yeah shoot the cave real quick
like get an item or it takes a second
then we're over leveled come come come
could be legendary item just one second one second
we're not dying here come come come
downstairs come downstairs
boss fight boss fight come come come
come come come come
I'm waiting.
Alright, here we go.
Oh, this will be easy. This will be easy. Go, go.
One shot, one shot, one shot.
Fuck those.
Alright, easy.
Wait, why are they kind of tanking?
Kill the healer, kill the healer.
The basic's a bleak.
Okay.
Oh yeah, he is actually hitting.
What the fuck?
2v2, this is not fair.
why do you do so much damage why do you do so much damage
i charge up an r2 why do i do no damage
there we go fuck it's hard
come on lezl we are at a more general one thing we have to remember next big boss after
we kill him we insta pop a golden crow foot so we get like 20% extra points okay on the
next big boss which gives a lot of room you're right you're right you're right
what the fuck
come on
legendary
Yes
No, I've never been here in Elmering
I think I'm going to get a shot.
Mount Galmia, Grace Grace Grace Grace Grace Grace Grace Grace Grace Grace Grace Grace Grace
I've been to Volcano Manor, but I've looked in this way, you know.
I went with the Iron Lady.
Are you setting up healing?
Is that a boss?
So wait Sally, why are we going to the Karna Manor?
Why are we going to the Volcano Manor by the way?
Stormsort key!
Because we need it.
Regression.
The mountain tops.
The medallion is here. We kill the boss we get the medallion casual you understand me
But are we sure the medallion spawns here? Yeah, Sally said yes. Sally said yes. This is wrong
Right it's the wrong way we have to go up the ladder
Check
That's the invader stream something. I don't know somebody
On see them though
Where's the letter is the letter on the right somewhere?
Just hack the wall hack the wall kitchen
Proud of the check
Hope you don't get snatched on the ladder, but I hope volcano manna was underground
We're going up wait this is a long as that if I die to poison rot on the ladder
I'm gonna actually uninstall
Don't have HP
How tall is this? No, I heard the top, I heard the top face. Oh, okay
She can heal on the ladder, nice try buddy, I have 300 miles in this game
Wow, safe.
Is that their banner there?
Yeap, we're almost there, we're almost there.
Graze bro, how do you always skip the grazes?
Eh, Grave got Cajun, Grave got.
Come here.
Tell me the item.
You actually faced Mick Gilmer?
What?
Yep, I saw Graze.
Grave got Cajun.
You have to take the Grave.
Come on.
Legendary item right here.
Please.
Greg you have to take a regular come on legendary item right here please
Nice why are great? Oh my god purple
What hey, I'm gonna answer
Oh God there's a bus the tree thing where like the tree thing
or tripping like the snag.
I think it's a boss like the one on the right here.
Is that a boss?
Where?
Down the right.
Is that a boss?
I'm attacking just to see if it's a boss.
Not a boss.
Out.
There's another ladder, there's another ladder.
Prop-lighting, stone sword key, and...
Stone sword key, don't lift up the light!
That sounds kind of rude.
Did you go up? Where did you go?
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Forward, up, and then ladder up.
Got it.
The ground is shaking up here, those ones.
Any good items, Aeonay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in.
Why you sound worried, bro?
Wait, are you flying?
Kinda. You could say that.
I'm down three, I'm down three, bro. It should be an easy boss, right?
Good luck. Go up that ladder, go up that ladder, you'll be fine.
What the?
He's not selling shit.
Or is it bugged?
Should I just kill him?
Wait a second, I'm coming.
I'm right here.
something talking to you
welcome please
i'm home
purchase
uh...
stones what key
smithingstone five one of them buying it
uh... just take his belt is taken asking for the belt is a
uh...
this
what
those wrong
me about
fucking bell are you stupid you're fucking bell you're not special bro it's
another bell that I'm connecting right bro how's he killing me
you need a fucking bell I'm not gonna ask the rice
not a thief you're a thief check your shop brothers items are stolen I know it
You're just a merchant killer, bro.
Yep.
Elden merchant.
I'm collecting all the balls, eh, balls.
Are you already upstairs?
Yeah.
Coming.
GG can't enter Manor now.
They're trolling, trolling, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait for me for a second.
Please.
Waiting, waiting, waiting, wait, me, me, me, me.
Go down here, down here.
Item!
Useless.
Alright.
There's going to be another ladder on the left, I think, and then there's a boss upstairs, I could be one of them.
Purple, purple, purple!
Come on!
Spirit sword!
Woah.
OOOOOOH!
Atron entrance, right here, right here in the volcano, look me.
Let's go. Let's speedrun this, okay? Where are you? Where are you? I'm leveling. What
the? Oh no. I'm gonna level as well. I'm gonna level as well. I'm gonna level as well. I'm
I'm running away, I'm running away.
Why is there a lot of us on the gun?
One, this is Disco, bro!
I'm running away.
Wait, I can't, right?
Nice, I'm inside!
Change me up.
Got him!
You got some plant anniversary day, thank you so much, man.
Ah, let me see, right.
Uh
What
Are you
I don't think we have to do this cave. This is not the entrance by the way with that information. Are you serious?
Yes, I'm being badass
Then we should go the other way then I thought it said it said volcano cave
I thought that when did the volcano was here we ran into a random cave in Bucano
I'm not gonna lie also can you quickly one second like one setting in the discord we both have to do low key
Then it fixes it my mother said me this I'm gonna send it to you
It's like this plus
This one if you can
It's in Spark Video Chat and then it's like the crisp setting.
Wait, mine is already off.
What the fuck?
Mine was not off, but it's off now.
Okay, W now should be much better.
Thank you, bro.
You're in German.
Yeah, that's my mod says.
Wait, where the fuck am I?
Let's get out of this cave.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's another ladder, I think.
Whoa.
Yeah, like, like, like up the...
Ah, Rootaman!
Isn't that another ladder?
But where would the...
it's a bridge it's a bridge on it's a bridge here okay no we do not do
right
I'm saying that's what I'm saying
fuck it's sound
up and into the volcano chills what's that what's that why why fuck just happen
I just got three irons
Is this a boss fight I don't have a boss bar you know what the fuck
Yes, I have oh my god
In the back to you that's for sure over
How healthy is he after my damage?
Quit him, quit him, it will reduce him.
Yeah, yeah, you're doing a lot of damage, a lot of damage.
You're doing such big damage, I must do.
We got him.
I must do so much damage.
We got him.
I've hit him four times.
It's completely fine, I can't still help but I'm not doing damage.
We're almost at half HP, we're almost at half.
Beautiful.
Bang!
Careful.
Bang!
I'm getting like a shit bull.
Nice, baby.
I don't know what you're doing.
Help, help, help, help.
I don't know what you're doing.
Bang!
Chad, this one doesn't give a lot of, uh, ruins, right?
Like we shouldn't waste our foot, right?
Bang!
Chad, he gives ruins base of the guy who's supposed to be here.
Not the tree.
What the fuck am I hearing all right I have to turn on the setting again I'm not gonna lie
I'm getting like I didn't smash me I was focusing on the sound I was so focusing on the sound
I was getting earache I'll win this I'll win this
They're still not seeing the same speed, Pedro.
No. Yeah, I do know.
Okay, nice.
Wait, wait, wait.
The fuck!
Are you on my monster trolling, bro?
This is the worst, this got set in wrong.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hey!
Alright, please try and back the discord setting, bro.
I'm getting fucking earraped by something.
My bad, my bad.
my back okay I put it back I put it back on crisp cream thank you thank you
bro look it goes like hey wait I keep hearing it is everything the same now
you hear it it's like a Vuvuzela and out now it's better yeah keep it like
It's like an Orca in your room.
Alright, let's second try this fucking boss bro, like we're not stupid.
So what was it again to get extra runes?
This one as well, boost rune acquisition, how do I put it as a favorite?
I can have like a cricket song.
No, no, no, no, no.
I can't hear.
What?
Let's go, Pedro. Come on.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
It's a joke that we die to this boss. We both know it, bro.
Oh my god, I see yourself, porno.
Nice.
fuck bro
don't take damage from this boss
this one is like I would bet
everything on that we don't die
this time
I'm not joking bro, this boss is useless
useless
I'm not even paying attention
to his moveside, I'm not joking, I don't care
that's all bad, yes
what's the damage?
okay drill, if you die
All good.
Oh my god.
Why are you...
Oh my...
This guy is so bad.
What?
Come back.
No, no, I can't, I can't.
do you think like we're like yielding yes well yes
kills
stagger him stagger him one step I've no range
I
For him
Bomba
What oh no
No, don't die don't die don't die don't die don't die
Oh, I'm dying, this is fucking awesome.
Bang! How many LPs? How many LPs? Come on, plus 20.
Choose me up, choose me up, choose me up.
Enemy felled.
How much, how much? 29k!
W.
That's pretty bad.
Summer's spitting zone 6, pick it up right here.
I'm the smite of the dragon.
What the fuck is the title? I've never seen that.
So then how do we get to the house?
Raise potency of magma, GG.
Here's the ladder. Somewhere. Where? Is it across this rock here?
I just got down there. I found it.
Uh, album?
Manor, we are coming!
Look on the right here!
Big loot on the right!
Look look look look look look look look look look look look...
Look, look look look...
There's a tree!
Oooh, come on, massive room!
And the tree has a golden room!
Tree!
Golden room tree!
Wait, there's gold on the floor here!
Oh, no
Got it Smith is on fight. Oh my god hit big hit big hit
All right, it's time, bro, it's time
It's time
Wait, how we get telebots in by the same as well the iron lady should they should we should we let her eat us?
That way we get inside faster
So what?
Yeah, is it smarter if we get eaten up by it?
Yeah, the door's right here.
The door's right here.
Put up.
You're going to go to the third lava.
Open sesame.
Sesame open!
Home sweet home.
We're kind of on our own.
Provolcano Manor is chill, by the way.
Holy over.
Yes.
Grace time.
Let's go upstairs.
There's a boss upstairs.
Should be a one tap.
There's an invisible wall here somewhere. I can I remember come catch it. Let's do boss real quick go up the stairs next to the grace
Free item free free runes
Where upstairs oh my god legendary Adam
Please ancient smithing stone ancient ancient
We haven't found a single one but like ten of these
I'd handle on cent has invaded wait on something pretty fucking good
There's nothing compared to the other party, just fuck me.
Well, I saw damage.
Don't worry about it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait.
What?
I got you.
What the?
I'm going to backstab him, oh.
Please be careful.
I don't see as a HP, Kedric.
Do you see it?
It's pretty high.
low pretty high low right now well what's your definition of low
wow that's a little wow am I tweaking it as a fucking day live stay alive stay
alive I can come back stay alive I can come back
what don't die I'm on the other screen don't die don't die I'm on the other screen don't die
Wait, I understand why.
Because Kajal, you know why we can't kill him?
Why?
Because he's a DLC invader and we have zero Skaduk tree fragments.
That could be it.
So we're doing zero damage.
That makes sense.
I need my runes though.
Oh Chad why are we doing zero damage?
You're bugged.
Okay do we kill him?
Yeah no.
No.
I'm good.
No he two shots.
Two shot.
Yeah.
So now how do we progress the game?
We talk today.
Do we go to this homie?
Yeah.
We rarely was fascinating so just on so much about the but if you yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do we join both in a manner Sally? I forgot don't click anything, please
He's saying you don't need to what does that mean I say what's our objective right now?
You can't you can go right there is a room with a hidden door all right, so don't join
I know there's an invisible walls here somewhere
Sally
Chad are you are you getting rage better right now by the hovering above asking ten times
You can't join it doesn't matter you can't join it doesn't matter. I'm joining. I want to be a member
Volcano gang we spitfire
Lock in bro, K-Troll. Eh, where are my homies? Where are my homies?
They come back, they come back, they're alright, it's because I rested.
Oh, where's my game, where's my game, bro?
Wait, where's the invisible door?
It was good.
The drawing, the drawing, the drawing, K-Troll, the drawing, the drawing, the drawing, the drawing, it's behind the drawing.
Which drawing?
Door's locked. But check this out, this one is not.
what they're all locked they're all locked it's behind the drawing bro here
they're all locked
we need to find the key in a randomizer i remember i remember it's probably under
It's over here, it's over here, it's over here.
Wait, I know, I know, I know. I have to talk to her again. I forgot.
Use the key, I...
Use the key?
The drawing room is through. Use the key, I handed you.
Use the key, I handed you! I'm playing randomizer, lady!
Sally?
Bro, she gave us a firefly.
She didn't give us the key.
Sally, I'm about to crash out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, casual you already know what's about to happen
He's gonna send us across the mask to find this one fucking key if there's no other way to progress right now
Then to get this key
The trolling is optional
Why are we doing it when it's optional?
Why the fuck are we here?
No, I don't think it's optional, Kager, do you know why?
Because the boss has a fucking item that we need and it's randomized as well.
Like, I think Rycard has the item that we need.
Which boss?
How do we get the Rycard?
I could be wrong though.
Yeah, we need the Roll Rune Medallion.
Let's get the Rycard then.
Let's get the Rycard.
We can't.
We need the secret key.
Sally's looking for a runner.
We're completely cooked, Kager.
We better hope that the key is the easiest item to find right now.
If it's late game somewhere, we may be hard stuck.
I'm not joking.
It's on Melania's boss area where we did.
Wait, is Melania in the volcano or is she in the...
No, she's not, right? She's in the fucking crater.
She's in the harlequin tree.
The drawing is the...
Someone's saying get the iron leg to get you. Is that a play?
I don't know where we're trying to go right now.
No, but let me go...
Let me go...
Let me go through the stairs, right?
There is a thing right there.
Sally, is that a play?
Sally, Sally.
Do we just get eaten and go into volcano?
Like, Sally, what are we trying to do right now?
Where's the, what is our objective even?
We're trying to get the medallion, right?
The rolling medallion.
Where is the rolling medallion?
What's our objective?
We need to kill Rycard.
Are you sure that he's gonna drop that item?
And it's not randomized as well, like the key.
Okay.
So how can we kill Rycard?
Drawing room key. Yeah, but it's random.
Fake painting in a room. We can't get inside of the room, Berk.
Kill the three NPCs.
I
Didn't join but I know bro you can't join bro. I'm sorry come in come in come in
I deep what
go to the four beliefs before beliefs in West Leonia alright you have the man
casual the four bell freeze in West Leonia that's where we get the key right
now and that's where we fucking kill Raikkon yo I can't fucking keep spending
that silly I already where I already forgot tell me please keep spelling it
where I'm typing so I can see selling this message please hello there say just
10 pin whenever you have the fire so I'm not gonna lie 4 bell freeze 4 bell
freeze in west leonia
okay drill I have it foot of the 4 bell freeze on the left the most left
in west most left most left
and then Sally
I need to go to farm Azula this guy.
What are you saying Sally?
It's the most end game.
Up there.
I have to join after Sally to the call, okay?
right now this is bad coms can I add Sally Pedro yeah I did it this got this
got right now group
hello cam cam Pedro cam please please I need to see your face because we may be
absolutely shocked you're not good you're not good you can go there early but go
Where to promote because it's like a
Yeah
Or Azula all this for fucking key and what kind of mono is there no way to clear I cut without the key
No, that is no way. I'm sorry
But Sally if we get eaten by the thing in front of the door it takes us downstairs. No, yes, but you cannot go inside
Academy
For kind of my mono like us. Do you even know what you're talking about right now?
yes I know but the boss info just gives you it doesn't eat you are you sure yes
I'm sure I'm pretty sure like I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure what is
formula what is the end game as you lose finish is blue in the end game case there
in the sky face you know thank you for helping us by the way like we would be
right now we will be I would go offline I would love to know what to do I'm not
kind of like wait how do we go into the sky right now then okay open your up to take the grace
Thank you.
Yes, sir.
They hit the wall.
Yeah.
One second, just getting a map.
Just so I can see what's going on.
Yeah, I'm gonna pick up the site.
Okay.
So, we need to go to...
We need to go to...
The four bellies.
Yes.
The four bellies.
They're there, you see. If you open the map and they go down, they're there.
You see the map with the... like, three things.
Foot of the four bellies?
Yes.
Okay, and they're downstairs or upstairs?
Upstairs, upstairs. You see, like the road leading up to the hill.
Aha! Yar!
They're there, they're there. And then you need to use a key.
And we have the key.
Yeah, so sorry. Oh my god. Thank the lord and then the boss in the cave has this shit that we need and
Then you need to
Go behind the dragon temple and then you can find the drone
Hey, it's easier said than done. I mean bro like Gigi
We have to find the dragon?
I'll solve it in a few minutes, but Sally I appreciate the advice. I can just speed it up a little bit
Just speed it up. It helps our world record. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Yeah.
Where are you going by the way?
You know where you're going?
Yeah, now I see it.
Now I see it.
Oh no.
Someone is saying we need Inboots or a key.
I'm checking.
Oh no.
Not another fucking breadcrumb that leads to another breadcrumb that leads to another
breadcrumb.
You don't need a new key.
We don't?
We're like Sherlock Holmes.
What?
What is an Inboot key?
I'm looking
The four bellies nice and then
Where we may have one
Let me show we're trying to open this let me see if I can open it wait which one we're trying to open
bottle in boot sort key
Wait, there's two. Oh my god, almost fucked up.
Oh, there's three. There's four of them. Wait, which one will be gone?
There's better be an inbootsaw key, elsewhere, coach.
Just, just, just, just, go, go. Inbootsaw key, inbootsaw key. I'm absolutely crashing
this.
It's missing stone too. How many inbootsaw keys do you have, by the way?
Zero!
Same.
Hmm
But Sally was there no way to enable said a randomizer settings that are not like
Where the key items aren't the same?
Is that the default setting yes
VAS!
Which he didn't check out.
How is that the default?
Because it's randomizer, you know.
Yeah, I mean, fair.
Okay, I mean, we could edit the randomizer file so you can enter the giant top video.
Where can we get the in-guit stone?
Speak to me, speak to me. Kedger, he said something absolutely crazy. Say that again, please.
So you can change randomizer settings that you can enter the giant mountains without the medallion
Chad can we do that? Yeah, okay
I think that's fair is that cheaping. I think that's absolutely fair. Why because we fucked up on the settings
It should have been key items in one position
Like we're just gonna waste time kill bosses which were fully over leveled for just to get a fucking key
The key items did need to stay in the same place. We kind of
We're gonna one shot all the bosses you're gonna be like why are they one shot in the bosses?
Like if we want to progress we have to go mountain tops
What is your chat say casual mine is kind of
I'm says no police then we're just gonna run around for an hour
Depends where can we get a
Imputed stones work you from yeah, yeah two are in the DLC one in the mountain tops and one in forum also
So it's kind of cool. Perfect
I will wait when we are softlocked then.
We are actually softlocked.
Guys, thanks for watching the stream.
I had a lot of fun playing this randomizer with Cajal.
This is where the road ends.
We're actually softlocked, Gijing.
Guys.
What do you mean you're not softlocked?
We are giga softlocked.
Need key to open door to get medallion.
To get key, need to go to farmazula.
You have to know that if you are far from Azula, you need stones to be built in giga electric thunder god views
within far from Azula. So then what? It's a circle.
But you are saying you can die at the bottom, but they cannot enter the academy, so it's kind of cool.
It doesn't matter, we can't enter.
The academy is also in the top of the mountain.
Wait, someone just figured it out in the chat.
Someone just figured it out. Jamie said, new seat, just go new seat, low keys onto something.
Because in the new seed we may get lucky and we may have all the items in the right places, Kajor.
Let's do that.
Let's start again actually.
Quick little reset bro.
Quick little reset.
Alright, alright.
How do we enable the setting that we can go to, you know?
Okay, just exit again.
Alright.
Wait, wait, Kajor don't exit, don't exit.
Hit chat, is it a zero or like minus for the randomizer or something?
I'm gonna have to sneeze it in about 40 minutes though.
Don't sneeze.
Wait, what do you mean by that?
Leaf you mean?
Yeah.
Check.
So let's do it right now.
Maybe, maybe, either 40 minutes or one hour, 30 minutes.
One on two, because I got to go watch this game.
You know, okay, okay.
Separation is right, boom.
Yes.
You have pure blood knight's medal.
What does that do?
Wait, my chat's leaving something.
J-What is this item, dude?
What does that do?
Tell the boss to move.
You're not softlocked.
Okay, then A.O. bread in the house, then explain how we're not softlocked, bro.
Yeah. Bread in the house.
You got some explaining to do.
DLC is access... oh my god.
If the medall... if it's... oh wait! Wait, someone else is on to something.
What?
Where does the medallion spawn?
Is it actually on Rikard or not?
Yes, it's at Rikard.
Nice try, buddy.
Nice try. The DLC is accessible.
That is actually true.
Selly, if we enable the setting, are there a lot more situations where we can get absolutely hardlocked or is that the only one?
No, I think it's the only one now.
Oh my god, then let's go.
Alright, you're out of my lobby, right? We can exit.
I think so, yeah.
Jem, please pray that this goes right.
You should use the pure Blood Knight mental TP to mo kill mo going to DLC.
Oh, yeah, okay, okay, okay. We're not going to the DLC and
Then get an input sort key, bro
What are we talking about? We can hey hey if we want to do the DLC at some point, bro
We're ruining right now like it makes no sense
It makes it if we do DLC now chat it kind of ruins it because then we have to play for those fucking items
No, those special items above you then we just haven't finished the game like this is the one thing where we're actually like hardlocked and
And, uh, no, how do we go to the LC now?
How do we do it without fucking it up?
I mean, it's just, uh, once I think and then randomize and then it's fine.
Randomize?
Not that.
It's really randomizing on like, it's fine.
It doesn't matter.
You can, it just wants something that, uh, disables the key for the, uh, my door.
You sure?
Oh, I think we should, yes, yes, no, I'm scared.
I'm so scared.
No, it's, I'm scared.
Okay, okay. No, no, no, I trust Sally. Okay, so I go to the settings, right?
I mean, you can save your save file if you really want to.
I live on the edge.
Okay, okay, I'm listening to Sally.
So again, I'm going to screen share.
I'm going to screen share, so we don't make any mistakes.
Chad, please pray that this go right. This is where it could end, all of it.
I'm screen sharing.
Okay, let me watch your screen and I'll copy.
And then go into ME2.
go into ME2, randomizer, this one, and then open the randomizer, this one, yes, and then
go into logic, logic, logic, and then create room to enter mountain tops to zero. Again
and progressions.
I don't see it.
Great runes to enter mountain tops is zero.
Oh, here.
Yeah, but we already did that now.
No, it's on minus zero.
So I put it at zero.
Yes, and then around the seed.
Are you sure?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Running.
And then wait, don't don't don't don't don't don't don't.
Just run with it now.
Yes.
Yeah, I clicked it.
I clicked it already.
he's saying it will randomize bosses and you will fight the same bosses what
does that mean no it won't let on the bus it's just the same see the okay so
run the seed right now yes I did it oh we're just changing the rules of our
seed yes I can't show this on stream right because then they see our seed and
I think all now are dated, but yes you can
Yo, you can't say that bro. Now they're gonna
Okay, when it says gonna close it and open the game. Yeah, yes
GG games already opening closed up suck and I open it through steam, right?
Just testing just testing so game
Eldenring
Game any to suck the bat. Yes the bat one
It was so back.
Oh, they would need the seamless co-op password.
They don't have that.
Yes.
Remember the password we said?
Yeah, but maybe there's exploits.
Cajolona 1, 2, 3.
Stop!
All right, here we go.
Yo, if this works, please work, please work.
Hopefully it works.
It should.
All right.
Now we go need the imbued stone sports, right?
I open up your pop.
You can't do it.
Let me put my finger in.
Continue, Sally, right?
Let me finger.
I don't.
Finger?
Yeah, wait, I'm loading, I'm loading.
Okay, put the gun up.
Wait, you're right, it's in break. Open world, suck.
Please, casual. Please come inside of my lobby. Now.
I need you, I need you, I need you right now.
I need you right now.
Valley's appearing.
Come on.
Baaaaam!
I'm gonna tip the cook tomorrow. I'm getting fucking soft robo right now.
Baaaaam!
Wait, are you out?
Now we can open the door!
Oh my...
No, no, no, no, you can go to the mountaintops.
Kajal, it's about the mountaintops.
What mountaintops?
So we go to the lift now, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
This one, right?
Yes, that's it.
Oh my god, bro.
Which one?
How do we get there?
How the fuck do we get there?
I think you need to get the G.
Wait, did we just skip Rykard?
Rykard is never needed.
It's just because our shit was randomized and we had to go for it.
Oh, it's because we should already have the item, right?
Yes, bro.
We needed two grade wounds, bro.
We killed five bosses.
We would have had ten grade wounds.
I see, I see.
So then where do we go now?
I checking how to get the lift, I forgot, okay?
Kedr, reset your camera quick, just so I'm locked.
Reset my cam?
Yeah, like the things I would do there.
You need to go...
...side.
Shyside, I tapped out.
Where do we need to go?
The...
You turned your camera off, you turned your camera off for a second.
Avenue balcony.
Got it.
Avenue balcony.
Yes.
Good coms.
Fuck my shit.
There is a big door.
Okay, we're back on track. We did a part of the game that should have given us an item
but because we forgot to enable that items should exist locked they didn't work and we fucked up
our settings for the randomizer right now key items that we need to progress are fucking hidden in
the fucking DLC behind some random bosses the key items are always in the same positions we fucked up
we go east yes hey it's only we've played these games before trust like I've
opened the store six times I think and g plus bro this was Sally thank you so
much for your gold I swear like that's we will be chopped thank you thank you
thank you that game yo W fucking Sally about five is only because across both
chats W fucking Sally do you know where it's from can you can you tell by his
No, by how he talks. Sally?
He's from the Trojan.
No, not from the Trojan.
Try again, one more try.
No, one more try.
He's from...
Lithuania.
No.
Yeah, give up.
Hungary.
Me too.
No, he's from Hungary.
supposed to say hungry hungry hungry hungry
I read the boss at all put friend what the fuck watch out watch out
oh my god there we go right honker is the mop by the way like everything works
You know?
Pull the lever.
When the quick settings change, you're in, so join the lobby again.
This is smoothie, bro.
Shout out to the deaths.
This is aura.
This is all it is.
Look at this.
Look at us.
Hell yeah.
I like your hat.
The body is hella big and your hat is kind of small, bro.
Like...
Is there?
Just...
Ah, it up the stairs.
I
Said a boss boss capital outskirts
I'm literally for the next week. That's what you mean. What you're getting 30 next week. Yeah
W
But how you still so pacey bro, I sure I'm 27 right now and
I have a soft road just because I slept like two hours too little I'm not gonna lie
Onk on the outside buddy. Wait, are we supposed to go down here? Yeah
Are you sure we weren't supposed to go inside the bridge
You can do it when you had you like when you happen
yeah kind of cool yeah radian gold masks where the fuck are we I love this
place
getting kind of cold oh my god before being lens getting kind of cold in here
I'm not gonna lie
all right let's go bro we know exactly where the fire giant is at you know as
well yeah okay he's fallin believe okay follow me follow me wait we should pick up the map
no oh fuck off i'm running past him let's kill him let's kill him let's kill him okay
come on three rounds uh we don't do any damage move on move on move on go go go go go go wait
How hard is this boss gonna be?
What the fuck? What is that damage?
By skipping you we may be fucking our own ass right now. I'm not gonna lie
Bro, why why why why why why why why? Because you just imagine how tanky the fire giant boss is gonna be
Imagine you have to fucking manania in the fire giant position. It won't be millennia won't be millennia won't be fun
I
Trash item these are a grace here somewhere
Or my stupid what level are we right now we are level 67. Oh my god. Oh my god. What level are you Kasia?
I'm dirty next week on a confident roll a check your level, please
67 as well
Oh my god
Wait black blade root galia. What's that?
I don't know
Great, I found the great recent recent recent items. Yeah, you're wearing my mask. Oh my is that a boss?
on the check
Yo
It is the boss, let's kill it, let's kill it.
Easy boss, easy boss, easy boss.
Don't get hit on me.
What the?
Heal me to heal.
Killing.
What?
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
I have.
We got the graister, right?
What?
Don't die.
What?
Don't die, K-Troll!
Watch that!
Come on, Stagger!
Oh, nice!
I'm gonna go for his head! You have to go for his head!
I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
Me too!
I'm stuck!
No!
Push that!
Heal. Heal.
Oh my. He's gonna get staggered in one more hit.
In the recent one. One more hit he's staggered.
Oh you're right. Get a set. Get a set.
I'm on his head. I'm on his head. Oh yeah.
I have no hands, but I won't die, I'm just gonna dodge.
Wait, oh my god, I'm cheating the system, Cajun.
What?
You reset the fucking boss, you're not fucking sick.
Wait, run back at him first.
He's here!
He's half HP.
He's half HP!
Oh my spin is glitched, he's half HP.
I think if we kill him, he's down.
Cajun.
No.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Cajun.
Yes he is yes he is yes yes yes yes I'm not joking
you're gonna respawn right
should I check if he's actually half HP
Okay, for me it's like 1 HP.
Really?
Oh my god.
Okay, GG.
He's stuck.
I'm just going to stay alive.
How am I in combat?
What the fuck?
Kajal, we might as well take the Golden Pickle after this.
He's going to drop Herald.
Oh my god, you're right.
The Pickle.
I'm not going to respawn, can't you see me?
I'm not gonna respawn, Kaju need to lock in.
He's one HP on my hand.
Oh, heal.
You see his HP, right?
Like how low it is?
Take that as a yes as well.
Kaju taking unnecessary damage.
I have to find an opening to heal now.
Decent dodge I guess, just sticks inside of the shaft of the bear to dodge the attacks.
Ah, attack to dodge even for a man like Pedro.
Goes for the double heal, probably clever.
Great attack for the bear.
Bear now, now happy, suck.
Careful, stop!
Wow!
Pedro with the fucking shotgun attack.
That was absolutely immaculate.
Careful, the flaunt lava, suck.
Perfectly fucking outspaced.
Wow.
Kato, hope for Kato, tries to go for Stagger soon, Stagger would be absolutely massive.
Come, have to dodge that, didn't dodge that.
You have to roll there, now you have to roll.
What are you doing?
Kato, this is who I come to, roll!
What?
Roll!
What are you doing?
I can't, I can't.
Bro, when I'm dead all I can do is give you thumbs, bro.
like you have to listen to my voice bro i can i gl you and then if you listen to my voice we beat
that boss right now i'm not joking bro i think get my runes i didn't get my runes i'm gonna
fucking i'm gonna fucking oh hey you should be happy about not getting your runes why because
you will be level 67 for a little bit longer let's go all right are you ready i need my runes back
Gager try to not aggro with them
What if we go around the bear? Yeah, yeah, I'm around the bear. He's not aggro GG. Nice B2
Yeah, he's on aggro, he's not aggro
Well, I feel like we can kill him easy though. I feel like he gives hella fucking rune schedule
Do you want to give it a try on NAR?
I don't think it's worth it. I don't think it's worth it our time. I think we should progress
Oh, I'm a derian. It's so fucking hot
Here, now. Three, two, one. Cinema.
Oh, my. Billy chills.
I'm scared of the next boss, Kezra.
Why?
Because they're gonna be so fucking tanky. If that bear does that much damage and is that tanky, how fucking tanky is gonna be the fire giant giant?
Boss.
I'm not gonna lie, we haven't upgraded our weapons in a hot minute.
You're right though, somebody said we can buy the weapon stones at the smithing stones right now
Okay, so should we check one quiggle the session to the round table?
Because it's gonna make everything you can check you could have beaten the boss right now the bear if we checked maybe
Oh, why why why aren't we getting bosses? Why aren't we getting that is it because it's randomized?
Mm-hmm, because then we could sell them for LP
All right, let's get the grace and then we operate weapons, okay?
You're boss so it's anywhere on the map. Well, we haven't found a single fucking one
Wait, did my did my oh
My goodness gracious, let's go with your camera bug begin. We only go what I need to do
casual we only go to the next race and then we operate weapons okay because
any boss that we run into we can actually attempt them without further
weapons yeah
so if we kill this guy can we get a vendor no I can't talk to him because
I'm going to go to the...
Sam.
Oh shit, I forgot the map.
Alright, let's see.
I hope it's true that we can buy the fucking smithing stones, bro.
Ooh, wait. What was that?
Wait, Remembrances.
What the...
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what happened?
Is this a joke?
Where?
Come to the twin maiden husk. Oh, I got it. Oh my god
Oh talk to her
Oh my
Smithy's on five
Zellia secret warming stone Smithy's on two
Okay, let's you talk to the girl you will get free runes
Which girl between Maiden house
How many rooms a lot
Smellings don't you
Yeah, who trolled us?
Oh my god, I love that gun.
Wait a second, Chad.
I like this one a lot.
It also gives blood loss.
It has tons of stagger and it's blood loss.
I
Have to decide before we upgrade the fucking before we upgrade or golden seed
Kedra there's a golden seed at the shop a free golden seed
How do I how do I get the LP what I click retrieve?
Which girl the trim main husk
Sorry, I just wanted that with one...
Non-physical damage negation.
Is that good?
The one next to the... in the room, in the... with the fingers.
I'm buying this as well.
Fuck, I'm wasting all my gold.
It's at least on 5, for sure.
Who's the one with the fingers?
Wait, level 3!
The one with the fingers is in the room with the...
I don't know how to explain it bro.
Which one did you click? Receive power of the remembrance?
Receive the equipment of the champions?
Just try them out. Like there's one good item in there.
Wait, you didn't get the runes when you talked to her?
You didn't get the runes when you talked to her?
No.
F**k.
The hell are runes.
Maybe you got it when I talked to her.
You still realize.
F**k.
Do I go great stars?
Or whatever that game was called?
Yeah, which one do you just...
Game is dropped.
What?
Check which one uses more Endurance
Cause I don't wanna...
What the fuck? I can't talk to him
Can you talk to him?
I need 6 Smithing Stone Trees
That's GG
6
I have 0
Check which one uses more Endurance
Which one uses more Stamina
If I swing with this sword or with the Great Stars
The Colossus Hammer or the Colossus Sword
I hate being out of stamina.
I have two smithing stone trees.
This one uses more?
Well, I'll take you for now.
No way.
I can buy two here, so I have two out of six.
I want to try out that weapon though.
Fuck it.
Can't operate this one anyway.
I have two smithing stone trees.
Not worth the respect.
I don't have the respect for that, or?
Why are you saying use your runes?
What is that going to do?
I need four more things man
Do you have any smithing stone trees that you can buy I'll check in a second. I already bought all of them
Oh my god, somebody actually bought some. KJL Mates which weapons bro
Check this out
Three two one. You like that shit? Great stars. Walter Koss is bloodloss
W
Alright, let me see. What do you need? Threes? I need trees
I have two threes two threes yeah I'll take it wait I might need them myself I
have four threes then I have four threes but I need six how high can I get the
shit how much wins I have inventory I've about how many do I need
I need tru and then chat how many is a player I can buy those oh you know what I
could swap to I could swap to major now I can't respect though
is there a way to respect in this randomizer was it at the in the castle
How do these... How the fuck do we never see these?
This might sound like a really stupid question.
Buy golden seeds and everything. We have hella upgrades in the shops. What the fuck?
Okay, but this might sound like a really stupid question.
Yeah?
What's the difference between having a smithing stone weapon and a somber smithing stone weapon?
Yeah, special abilities. And it's like, if you have a lot, it's like just different weapon type.
You know what I mean?
Kato? Yeah, I know, I smell you.
Do I need ten of these?
You can check if your weapon is on the normal.
I think you're switching the rivers of blood, but I don't have the fucking things for it, you know?
Rivers of blood?
Kinda cringe, not gonna lie.
And we're not gonna stagger them.
Yeah, stick with my weapon then.
Well, I took you nowhere to lay out your arm.
I can't find the sacred finger, where is it?
Which hand?
Normal purchase, normal purchase, normal.
What weapon is my weapon?
What level are you?
Yeah, you're right, and golden seed.
Okay, I can buy that, easy.
Where is it?
Level eight.
Chad, level seven, level eight.
Doesn't matter, right?
literally saw a wet stone shut your bitches up no way what it's a wet stone
dude we can enchant all up and then please say please say true oh my god
please say true cage if this is true GG there's a wet stone in the base no
where in the purchase at the bottom which one which one the normal one normal
shop oh my god by it what the fuck that's insane you ever saw that I fucking
love you show cage we can now use affinity we can put frost on the weapon
we can vote every anything oh the ones that we have back over how to put it on
again I forgot as the walk wait a second wait a second oh my god baby girl
Oh my god
Which one should I choose I'm gonna come
The actual doesn't really matter, but you put an affinity on it, you know where I can put poison on it
Use my poison
My way to change the affinity
Quality.
Hmm.
Chet, I want strength scaling, right?
Yeah.
Maybe quality is best for me.
B.
I have 16 decks.
Chet, just B is better, right? Just heavy.
And then I can put anything.
Oh my god. Heavy is nice.
Cold.
Yo!
Chet it has to be cold, no? I love cold. That's info. Doesn't matter I think. Right?
Like I'm not, Chet, I need double effects. I'm not gonna put fucking heavy or keen, that's
so boring. I wanna see the, pshh, I wanna see the effect.
Check cold or poison you decide I'm not gonna put double blood fuck that
Okay, fuck I have two more rooms. Oh, I'm I'm I'm a cage. I love my life right now
What's your weapon plus? It's seven only seven
The new one is seven my old one is eight. What is yours right now?
um mines also mine six i think i need to i need to get the seven but to get the seven i need
them two more trees i'll check right now but i don't think i have any and already check the shops
no i'm including your twos if you have okay i don't have them anymore
i don't have any right now i'm not gonna lie i think i used them
but if your weapon is level six that's that's that's pretty good not three here what the fuck
Okay, wait hold up. Maybe I'm stupid. I have none Kager, I have none.
Wait, I thought you had two. No, I used them on my own. I'm sorry, bro. I think he bowed.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh god.
Why can't you combine like two ones to make it through two? Like that makes sense, no?
Trade up, that would be nice. Like just glue them together?
No, I don't want to double wheelchip, but good, good comms.
Chat, if I frost proc, Kager will also do more damage now. That's really nice.
casual week we could easily upgrade a zombie weapon to like almost max level
like we have had a zombie stones
yeah
the fucking weapon do i what do i put on
success attacks
chat maximum hp or this one
i feel like this one because my my flasks don't even heal enough
i'm gonna zombie weapon up
Really?
I think it's probably worth it, right?
Yeah, we can get pretty high, I'm not gonna lie.
We have the Bloodlust, all this money.
What the fuck again?
Which one should I do?
Do we have a nice summer weapon?
Not particularly one that I like.
What do you like, K-Dream?
What do you like?
What do you wanna do?
Do you wanna stand sprake?
What do you wanna do?
I wanna jump and hit big strength.
Strength?
how much you have in strength right now how much 30 I think 30 this one right
here that's pretty ass though I think right I think that this is number one
now where my summer splitting stones are trashed shields or what my stupid shit
If you see a nice armor weapon, let us know.
Oh, it's in a month.
Great sword of damnation.
Ancient meteoric greatsword.
Wait.
Ziluria's tree.
Ah, 25. How much haste do you have? How much?
I think I'm going to do ancient meteoric greatsword. That's busted, no?
I don't know right now
Let me see, inch, middle, or this one
But Cajal, do you have the 19 arcane?
You need 19 arcane?
Yeah
No
Ozen is 35 strength, I don't have that yet
If you double hand it you have, but you don't have the arcane
No
You can use my great sword for a bit if you want
I don't, like it's plus 8
Cajal
no my my my my my sword's past 8 as well
but this one is better but which which great sword do you have great sword
great sword normal great sword it's really really good casual and now you
can even put weight you can put an affinity on it wait wait wait one
seconds about whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay
you will want to send this this sword is gonna be loaded
Back over it. No matter
Okay, give it to me
Yeah, I'll juice you up on that. So what's so yeah, I'm your max and strength no decks or what do you have strength decks, honey?
My my in my my strength is 31 my dex is 20
Take the sword right now. You bought the website. Yeah, you bought click you bought the wedstone right you bought it already use it already use it
It's a limited unlimited use
I'm on the floor
I
Know
All right, great. I wanted the fucking heavy one or whatever which keeps a strength scaling at B
And then put like frost or blood whatever you want
Or poison
Bro, we're gonna be fucking passing cable. Oh my god. We're gonna be stance breaking. We're gonna be Joe
I
Think we put up with war cry. It's probably better, right? It doesn't matter like you're not gonna use the L2
You know, it's just about there like you get to put the
And I put heavy on it right heavy heavy. No, no, no, you can put something cool on it like poison
You don't see it but but but but but that scales of our team and shit
Yeah, that's so much cooler than it so much cooler
But imagine proc poison bro like bam bam bam of lat or you know what I mean of frost it's so boss
But you decide you decide. Oh my god. Yes, I'm stacked
But you have to double-hand it I
I am stacked.
Alright, KJ, let's try out this fucking loadup.
Do you want to go back to the fucking bare boss?
Let's fuck him in the ass real quick, no?
Let's just see what we do.
Let's just see what we're working with.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's just see what we're working with, bro.
Alright, well, which one was it?
It was the lift one, right?
Grand lift.
Now, let's just fuck him up real quick, bro.
Let's just fuck him up real quick, bro.
The kings have arrived.
This will be interesting.
The kings have arrived.
Oh my god, I'm gonna do fucking massive damage.
this will be interesting oh my god this is this is the run like this is now
GD I'm not joking and it's much lighter I can put on all the armor
this actually all right you're here let's go casual here we go check this out
check this out this guy's one bang or we made one shot of all right come on come
come on come on first try kajor first try first try
upgraded flasks upgraded weapons what is mine
loyal with the same yo gg watch this time as well
watch this 600 how much should we do before 300
three
don't die don't don't die that'll be kind of cringe
Got him!
What the fuck is my damage?
Oh my god, I broke first!
I just can't.
We are so bad.
I just won't take that mid-shot.
Oh my god, I just staggered him!
I can't, it's hard to feel.
Holy fuck, and he's frosted up. He has frosted up, baby guy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Ah!
Hmm, uh.
Okay, that's supposed to be a classic map.
Hmm.
Ah, boom.
No one missed.
He's gonna shout.
Come on. Huh.
Ah!
We can shout too Barry Bear.
Okay, I'm cooked. I'm cooked. I need help. I'm cooked.
I'm cooked, I'm cooked, I'm cooked, I'm cooked.
Please take aggro, please, please, please!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Take one.
Bomber.
Ah, boom!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Take one inbound, take one.
What?
We are the kings of nature Bear.
Let's roll down the trees bro. Oh my god! I broke my cross again!
Quick damage! Quick damage!
Oh! KJ! I'm actually on that one. Holy fuck.
Quick damage from me. Quick damage.
No! Help! Don't die! Don't die! Don't die! Don't die! Don't die! Don't die! Don't die!
Don't die! Don't die! Don't die! Don't die! Don't die! Don't die!
We will lose so much our run.
I'm going to have you out too and he's cold.
No way.
He's one of Sanger, one of them.
And people told ya, told ya.
Can't do that.
That feels so nice.
And Frosty Rocks me.
Yo!
How many points?
60k.
We should have used the golden foot.
60,000.
That's technical.
60,000.
Chad, do I keep the Frost?
Frost and blood?
Wait, I didn't put blood.
Did I put blood?
I swear I didn't.
Shit to both
I did
I'm on heavy rolling. Okay, please don't leave me. How much time do we have you need to tell me now if it's 30 minutes?
You have to warn me, please
30 minutes nine
Alright, let's let's go let's go
Why are you gonna call it now or what when you do what what say again say again
Did you want to call it now no, no bro now fucking addicted brothers fucking sexy as a weapon
All right boom boom this strength
So I chat I don't need to put it into intelligence. All right
All right, let's go let's go go go go go some who runes. No, I'm a summer runes. I'm a runes
Three more damage. No, no, no, no, it's a ton more damage because of the procs
You do more damage if you will heavy. Are you sure though chat because our first procs?
It gives more damage, no? Also for Cajun. Actually, I think, I think, I think, yeah.
How long can you play for?
All night. Actually, no, that's the lightweight.
Until, I don't know, where are you going with us?
Where do we go this way?
Yeah, but the games don't start yet, right?
No, okay
30 minutes or when like at the seven? Yeah, roughly roughly roughly minutes
Let's keep that in mind. Let's try to kill the fire giant and then end it on that. We got it
Is it this way?
Yeah, yeah, oh my god, you know, what's nice about randomized right now that there's not going to
be this fucking arch a fucking snap in a
sound brother just smooth fucking
sailing bro I feel so powerful right now
with my great stars
we got the ethane here oh summer
smithing stone seven
We can get a weapon so high in Zombo, bro.
So high.
Let's see what mop did they get replaced with.
Item on their question mark?
My guy has pure aura, by the way, with my new outfit and sword.
Bro, we are fucking slo-lo-lo-lo-lo.
Haha double flex with the wolves, bro
Grazed
Holy or my character. That's my damage. I got the crazy girl. Let's give me a skip. Yeah
my damage low
it do jam
Go heavy I can't go heavy bro. I can't go heavy
It doesn't fit my character
value
Where do we go? Right
It's better
Sometimes you don't have to go for the best we could be fucking rivers of blood maxing right now one shot in every boss
But where's the fun? Where's the fun? We are fucking out lots. We could kill fucking millennia with a fucking toothpick
Bro with our fucking bare fists because we dodged everything. All right
Why do we need to min max? We don't need to bro. We can we can get to enjoy the game a little bit make it tough on us a little bit
I'm down
Are we going the right way casual?
Yep
Are you sure?
Remember there's a grace on the top left
Oh yeah, that's great, I bet they saved you.
Wait, isn't there normally a dragon here?
Yeah.
Oh, let's kill the boss.
Easy as possible, alive.
This is uh...
Wait for me, please.
Yeah?
Who's that?
Oh no.
Why is it a dragon?
I'm not gonna lie, the Frost Dragon?
Is it the Frost Dragon?
Nope.
Let's kill him.
easy than easy let's go it's not bail boy you can't do anything
jagged peak drake the blazing from I can't see shit by the way I can't see
shit I'm doing so much damage I can't see I can't see anything fire fire fire
fire fire fire fire fire
Oh my god
My god
I'm gonna kill the Squidward, you fuck you fuck around, I killed the Squidward
Ahhhhh
This Squidward is a full game, by the way, I can't
I got it, Omar will last a minute and a second
Holy fuck, I'm hard, bro, I'm strong
Tell ya, yo, this fuckin' Squid, are you pilling it?
Yeah, he's not gonna die, he's gonna run out
No, the Squidward I can't kill, I can't kill the Squidward, I swear to God
Help, help
Heal, heal, heal, heal, heal
Kill the Squid, please
I can't he doesn't take damage. He's gonna fuck kill the Squid Cater please. I can't he doesn't take damage
He's propped, he's propped, he's propped. I got it. You sent R1, R1 him, R1 him.
Can't get it, why? I can't! I have it. Keep attacking, keep attacking. That's all damage. Where's your damage?
What?
What's this?
He's stacked again. You got it please. Crit him, crit him. Wait, hold it. The fucking never mind. Now he is.
No, he's not.
Now he is, now he is.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
We don't need, we don't need, we don't need.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
That's so sexy.
Scoop it a-slow.
I can't see, I can't see.
Got him, got him, got him.
He's right here-
Oh!
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass!
Fire, fire, fire!
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.
Ahh, fuck me niasse.
Big damage on the wing. On the chicken wing.
Chase his feet, chase his feet.
And now, I'm soloed.
And you're done.
Going for the finisher.
Let me crit, let me crit. I frost, I frost.
But I do 3k damage on the crit.
Bro, check this out. I do 155.
3k!
No, 2, 8, 9, 6, buddy.
And now, what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What?
I may be dead.
Oh my god.
Oh, in the face, then.
Please.
No.
Oh, shit, he roared back.
Oh, holy shit.
Staggering.
Yeah.
And now.
What is this?
I don't know.
I'm over healing, fuck it.
I don't want to die.
Same, you can see the staggered.
Yeah, and staggered.
No way.
And staggered, staggered!
Go ahead!
Let me finish him.
Finish him!
Look my damage, look, ready?
Read the numbers.
I'm rock-hard, I'm rock-hard.
It was a man!
AHHHHH!
Golden Trow! Golden Trow!
You scum fuck!
Golden fuck!
Did I get it?
How many did you get?
I didn't use any time.
How many did you get?
I don't know.
I'm on 160,000.
Fuck me!
I used it too late.
How much did you get?
I was the same.
Oh, man.
Bro, I was so fast with it.
Nice remember though.
Nice remember, but too late.
Nice remember though.
I was quick.
I respect it.
Oh, here we go.
Level up, level up.
I'm just going to fall, you beggar.
Wait, wait, wait, why are we leveling up?
I digress, I just teleported.
Alright, where the fuck do we have to go now?
Down, down here, R?
Yeah.
Leveling up.
Wait.
chat is it what's the top cap on strength do we go from down there I thought
you think do we go from down here check left or right I forgot down left or
right left or right no we go around we go around okay
well I fucking love this game
This weapon feels so much nicer.
Do I do more damage or less?
If you have to include the frost procs, you have to include the blood.
Of course the base attacks to less but...
Anything for love.
I think more.
Level 70 clueless?
What do you mean by that?
Why clueless?
Oh my god, I see it.
we're so close see the call of sale we go to the church yeah just get item and
let me know what it is I may not go there drag on Geese that's actually good
I don't look another grace
And item what is it?
It is a somber stone miner's bell bearing 3.
It's enough if you only pick it up, I'm not going to come.
I'm unlocking the next grace already.
We're speedrunning that ship, right?
Like 12 nodes.
You can scout items, you can teleport in 3 to 1.
I have Grey's in 3-2-1.
Did you check the graveyard?
Uh, 9. Check it, check it, check it.
Grey's activated.
Least Melania has fire giant. Why do you want us to...
Why do you want our downfall?
item come on bail is the father bail stop legendary oh but we're so far away
from that cage with this fucking legendary stone like you know upgrade
stone where we're on the way on the way on the way you will see it go to the
Unlocked for this race ancient dragon
Nice you have it you have it
Yeah, massive
Alright, Kajal we're close to the fire giant
It's time
All right, let's hit it
I said okay
Will it be the fire giant nine?
We haven't seen a single though Sally and chat isn't it supposed to switch to another boss when there's a second face
We haven't had that it stays the same
Legendary item oh my god, please legendary item. There's no real weapon. Please. Oh what robot?
That's good that's so much
LP and a nice helmet. Oh my fucking god
50k rune schedule for free 50k and we can eat the fluted ball remember
ah I don't know if that works does that checking the church
bail the fire giant incoming just stop anything inside or not
Nothing inside I think
What hey, there's a motherfucker help help up
This color skyrook
What help
Help!
Careful, watch your blood loss.
You don't want to get progged.
If you do, you'll want to kill your time.
Frost?
Hey, no heal, Frost! The scammer!
Wait, he healed my damage?
Yes!
Fucking cheater!
One damage.
hahahaha get whoop get whoop whoa whoa whoa help nice yeah fucking roll get whoop kid
we fucking rolled him item item item 1k points alright alright 1k points is that a kill
Let's go fire giant. Fire, fire, fire.
El gigante del fero.
Fluego. Ah, fluego, fluego.
Tienes fuego para mí, un cigaretto.
Muchas gracias.
Cigaretto, por favor.
That's the end of the map.
Yeah, look at that.
There's the bridge.
Oh my god, this is it.
Is there no more grace, Pedro?
Is there no closer grace? Nope, it's right here.
grace come nice wait how do we go but that's two stairs bro that's not the
right grace it's the church grace okay it's teleporter right wait can we look
inside who it is wait for me please this can be naked or break it catered
this could be the easiest boss ever or could be a run breaker I'm not joking
because we do have to get through him it's right her no no oh my
My god, it's Ryker.
Is it?
And he has two...
Is that phase one Ryker or two?
That's phase two Ryker, no?
Wait, it is!
Is that...?
Oh my god, it's phase one on the fell.
That means...
No, it's phase two, that's phase two, that's phase two.
Is this good or bad for us?
This is...
Okay, it's phase two.
How much damage?
We have to use the weapon by the way.
I'm not going to use that weapon bro.
I like mine.
But it will no damage.
Oh my god, stand!
This head is in the ground GG.
Frostbrook!
Oh, what was that what?
How did you just do 3k damage oh my god
The Serpent Slayer!
You're a cheat, cheat, I mean!
He is good!
Stand!
Finish him!
Why the fuck, bro?
Use your foot, use your foot!
Use your foot, casual!
Use your foot!
Eat it!
Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I thought that was it.
Wait, what the fuck do you mean?
K, you didn't need to go in foot yet, right?
Keep it until the second stage we don't get the runes up until we kill the whole thing
bro.
I actually didn't think it was a throttle, I thought it was second stage at half hp so
you're telling me this can be any boss now, AK millennia?
If this is consort, grab a hand.
Yo.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Okay, actual.
Here we go.
This better not be millennia.
How bad could it be, really?
The RNG cop-
Fire Ragnargon?
What is that?
What is a Ragnargon?
What are you talking about?
Staggering, Staggering now, Staggering now, now!
Going forward, going forward. I can't.
Staggering!
Fuck him in the ass.
No, fuck him now! Nice.
Wait, doesn't he have a second face too?
Boom.
No.
Bro this should be possible
Hey Pedro one off stagger by the way one off
Who jacked oh
Frostbrook I'm gonna come oh my god
They're focused for two minutes. We just kill him fast
I'm going to big R2- oh!
K-drail!
Resty, resty, resty, resty, I can't.
You win that, you win that.
I'm trolling K-drail.
Should I finish him or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you win this.
Yo, I can't focus, wait.
Don't focus, Pedro. Check this out, check this out.
Wait, non-focus, non-focus. One last heal.
You can win this, I swear to God, you can win this.
He doesn't have me, yo. Check this out, now. Check this out.
Hey, I literally rolled.
You're playing great, you're playing great. Keep it up.
Thank you, bro. Check this out.
Use your healing power.
Alright, alright. No, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Second try, we can him. Second try, we can him.
I didn't want to do a solo check, I didn't want to do a solo bro, I didn't want to do a solo.
Like this is our last boss of the day, come on.
Kedral, second try, let's go.
Okay.
Don't use Serpent Spear, that's super, super cheese.
Saddie bro.
That fucking Serpent is not even gonna touch us once.
What are you talking about bro?
That thing is not doing any fucking damage regardless of what weapon we use bro.
Stop using the weapons given for boss on the west, what?
What's no no no bro that fucking boss is just a fucking object in our way. It's like the fucking sleeping dragon and Caleb
I'm not joking bro. Fuck that serpent. Who cares we use that weapon bro. It's just a time
The real boss is the boss after waltz rather gone
What a fuck are you buddy the fuck are we going?
What a fuck are you going? I don't know
It's up here
Third face is millennia. Yeah, what do you mean? That face?
What do you mean third face? What do you mean third face? What do you mean third face?
There's no third face, right?
I'm coming as fast as possible. Why wasn't there a Grace Kater? There has to be a Grace closer. There has to be a Grace closer.
Can you scout?
I'm opening the boss.
Wait, so what?
Alright, I'm here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This boss is useless. It doesn't even move, by the way.
This is our last try, by the way.
After this we're calling it.
Kajal lock in.
Coming.
Nice Kajal.
Don't use any flasks on this boss, okay?
I don't want to see you.
What?
Kajal stop trolling.
Wait for me please.
Don't rush it right now.
Are you in there I'm gonna take now you can play with him bro I have all the
Fuck him off, casualty.
Like, look at this thing, Chad.
It's literally just a rock.
He's nothing to do fucking shit.
GG.
Staggering matter? No. Told ya.
Wait, can I not? Print it?
Alright, how many pots do you have, Kajel? If it's less than 9, I'm gonna crash out.
7
VAS!
5
Lock in, lock in, lock in
Lock in
Here we go
Use your golden foot
Now
9
5 is fucking
Scared, scared, scared, scared
Let's go, fucking the mess now
It's time Kajel
Let's play together bro
Let's be full silent, okay?
Full silent try
As always
Why you AFK?
Why the fuck are you there on my bottom side?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait
Help
Here here here
On me
Knocked
Double
No, come slow, come slow, come slow.
Yeah.
What?
Fuss!
Ah!
Yo!
No!
Here to you!
Oh my god, bro, we are fucking locked in, bro.
Oh my god.
I got 280k runes, bro
Runes in 30k?
Did you use your foot?
You did?
Yeah, I did my foot a-shoot you died
Oh my god
Yo, a ratchet bro
Holy fuck
My last try too
Where's the fucking grace bro?
Let's fucking save this shit
Where's the grace now?
Let's fucking save this shit bro
Oh my god, pick up your old runes bro
I just realized
Bro, I was actually scared of face
Wait, Grace, I'm here
Yeah, yeah, oh my god, bro, I love our builds right now, KJ.
I love our builds.
I'm so happy with my weapon right now.
I'm getting a lot of pump out.
I'm getting a lot of pump.
And we have a flask upgrade, bro.
Holy shit.
Do I just go strength chat?
Let me see.
Equipment, fucking CDD.
Yeah, I was really thinking.
There's some doors.
Oh, we are juiced.
What if you do the boss up here first try right now up this here look at the boss I don't think there is a boss yeah yeah yeah look yeah
Is there a boss no I don't think there is a boss yeah
You sure yeah
Well there's no boss up here no I swear there's a boss up here
You shouldn't say swear when it's clearly wrong bro, there's no boss.
What's up here? What's up here then?
No way.
Wait, inside! Inside is the boss! Let's go bro, let's go!
Boss? Bro, have you played this game bro?
Go get your runes bro, go get your runes boy!
There, no boss up here, what the hell?
What the hell?
Well, let me get the grace
Where is the next post though chat just so we know just so we know like we can't do right now, but where is the next post?
Just for our knowledge knowledge wait
God's skin do
You need to light the tree on fire and go back to capital
Check.
Alright, Gatle, where do we end the story?
Come to the Grace, come to the Grace, come to the Grace.
Fuck, man.
Which Grace?
Uh, where I am. Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs.
Which one?
Upstairs, upstairs.
Up where?
Where?
At the pot, at the pot, at the pot.
There's a Grace, there's a Grace.
cutscene real quick last cutscene then we go okay wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait I'm not there you should see it as well you should see it as well see what
I'm on loading screen you'll see it three I love her so much two one
She's like me for real.
of
it's
for the sake of the new law
was the s
Thank you for guiding me here no worries item please give us an item sorry another fly
No random please.
The one who walks alongside flay.
Shall one day meet the road of destined death.
Goodbye.
Cheers.
Alright, this is where I dance.
Schedule.
It's time to burn the world down.
Yes.
Fuck, but when do we hop in again?
Maybe GG.
How many more bosses do we have left?
Next, shooting the DLC.
Wait, we're here?
I forgot about this, we're already here.
Only four?
Is this where the story ends for now?
Yeah, it does, no?
Damn.
Alright, hey.
When do we continue next time though? That is the question of our questions.
That is the question of our questions. Fuck this time.
Very soon. Very, very soon.
Wendo, Wendo, Wendo, Wendo.
Give me some day.
Uh...
tomorrow is full chopped more as full chopped yeah unless we play you have
tomorrow's full chopped
even if tomorrow early like yeah tomorrow super full chopped I'm doing
Pokemon from like 9 a.m. till like 5 p.m. okay Saturday's chopped from me Sunday
shop because tournament
choice there
monday and badminton
july
we talk we talk we talk we figured out we figured out
far
but i love this game kate this is so much fun bro
this is fucking legendary not going to lie
why is there an edge
hey
uh...
catered i will see you
Very very soon. I think we should have a 1v1 on this bridge before we finish
Yeah, you're chopped. I'll go to this side. You're not winning bro. You're not winning. You're not winning. You're not winning, bro
All right, here we go. Here we go. That's actually good comes up. I forgot about this
Wait, I fucked up
wrong one
No putting geese is on by the way, no no no no no of course not do we say no he'll schedule
Yeah, no geese. All right, no geese is no heels. Let me know when you're ready, bro
Ready?
3, 2, 1, go!
No heals!
Nine!
What?
He missed it.
Shit, I can't control him.
Oh, you're done. You're done.
What are you doing?
What the hell the lord?
How the hell the lord?
I don't want, I don't want, I don't want.
What?
You cheater!
You will get punished for this.
Hey!
What were you doing?
No!
Wait, how many potions do you have?
I'm sick.
What?
Why does it damage you?
No!
What?
No!
No
Oh, man, that's not gonna work. I'm not stupid
What
Yeah, that attack is fucking OP X-Wap!
Alright, you're not gonna get the kill though.
I'm here.
Ah, bro!
Haha!
Come if you're a bitch.
We can talk about this.
Bro!
What do you mean?
Get fucked!
What do you mean, bro?
Alright.
We can talk about this
Bro what do you mean?
Get fucked!
What do you mean bro?
Alright
Alright bro GG GG
KJ, love brother
Enjoy your fucking evening brother
Yeah big love big love big love big love
It was a ton of fun it was a ton of fun
We'll sync up we'll sync up very soon
Thanks for watching the shit
I had a fucking lot of fun
KJ love brother love love love
Peace out bro peace out
Alright
Big W's Big W's
Wait wait separation mist
Wait
Let's not fuck up now.
Use it.
Three, two.
Farewell.
Love you, Cato.
Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace.
Peace.
Shhh.
Damn, bro.
Chad, do I go next boss?
Fuck, man.
I'm addicted, bro.
Boys, um, let me put on my drip again.
I enjoyed that, man.
I knew I was going to enjoy it, but I didn't think
I would enjoy it that much, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
It was very, very fun, bro.
Horror game, not today, not today.
Chad, if I didn't do the fucking
three months on five a.m. in the morning,
or four, I would be here right now,
but then we would do horror.
But no, not right now, I can't.
Boys, tomorrow I will be live, midday.
Check this out.
So, tomorrow we are not doing all the games, all right?
I'm not doing all the games for ESL Pro League.
Why?
Because there's some absolute fucking chop ones.
I'm not watching mouse vs. foot, I'm sorry bro, I'm not doing that bro.
Back tomorrow there is a filled arena, I hope.
Not for this game though, but for this game there will be.
Astralis for the Spirit, I will be here.
Before I will be live and we will be opening some of the new cases tomorrow.
Alright?
Would have done that today, but Elring was locked and I fucking enjoyed Elring a lot.
So, tomorrow I'll boot up the stream at like four.
We're gonna skip, skip, skip these games.
I'll get some sleep, readjust a little bit.
And then we will be here at four roundabout for some cases.
The new ones, I want to get the new gloves unboxed.
I want to check out some new, you don't see?
Oh, you couldn't see.
Fuck.
I had a Ganker John.
Boom, we're skipping this one.
I was just watching a transfer spirit.
Donk in a filled arena, bro.
I will be here at four PMCT roundabout,
which is in five, five plus,
five plus, in 19 hours, I think.
So, yeah, wait did they play 10 minutes today? Yeah, only chat nice nice
The demand so on play 10 minutes today. They wanted to was it cinema?
I want to join that
I'm in this
but they're still trolling
I'm trolling!
you're trolling me!
I'm playing right now. Who's playing?
Shorts? Oh, now we have to poke that smoke
Yanny? My truck!
I heard one longer thing. Yeah, one longer. No! The one time I'm not there, Muda is not there!
What the fuck they're not invite Muda, bro
Not invited now they messaged me bro, but I was like today's ending chat
Um, I'll see y'all. I'll see y'all. Hope you enjoyed the stream though. Uh, pussy on the pussy. Oh, yeah
You're on fry, bro. I hope that tomorrow no south road chat. I hope that tomorrow no south road
When can
Soon I want to play the dumb bomb diffuser game again. I want to do more fucking moxie, bro
I want to do more fucking moxie bro. This fucking clip got me dead, bro
mmm where's the bro fucking moxie bro
we have to hop into some variety with moxie bro
ASAP
look at this
my son moxie is always alive
how old are you my friend
well how old are you
what are you doing in the silo
I play with my mom
we play together
my mom is nabuna
that's beautiful man
okay okay let's win this
what's the hell
what nabuna's profile picture
stop the sun is in the sea
I will tell you much if you know that's beautiful man when owner open this profile
what's up bro one Ibuena's profile bro sounds like he discovered it show I'll
see you all tomorrow bro coach on the bus see um bro then we were checking out
like we found Ibuena's profile bro look what the hell am I looking at I'm not
Scanning this qr code, bro. I am not scanning this qr code, bro. You want to play with me?
One premiere nine I'm too fried
I'm too fried boys peace peace peace. Thanks for watching
Thank you for all the subs for the follows for stopping by whether it's fucking fire and phone UK
So whether that's Elm ring with my boy Cajal. I appreciate you all are the best three member and the best shot ever boys
See y'all peace peace peace y'all tomorrow cuz cuz cuz right in a boonah. I'm full cook
I'm full cook. I have to get some sleep, bro. I have to eat something. Oh my god. I can't wait to eat
I'm actually oh my god. I'm gonna stuff my face with some food right now
I haven't eaten all day only porridge. I buy buy buy buy buy
What should I eat? Say what should I eat? What should I eat? I'm gonna make some chicken and rice not gonna lie not gonna lie
Hmm chicken porridge, nah, I'm not porridge on something nice I
Order something low-key. I'll buy love you guys. Bye. Bye. Thank you for being awesome for three. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye
Bye tomorrow we open cases for PMCT the new fucking collection and after that don't versus mouse. I don't versus