I
I don't know how we're gonna do about the bands are burning. I have no idea, bro. I have no idea how we're gonna do it
But we're gonna succeed, but we're gonna succeed chat. I'm maximum cookie cookie, bro
I'm maximum cookie cookie. I don't know whether it is because I did that fucking stream until 5 a.m. In the morning
And my uncle's now is fucking getting the fucking earthquake two days later. I
Don't know if it's because yesterday. I went to the supermarket after stream at 8 p.m
Nice little walk. I thought through the fresh air buying some nice little groceries. I was hungry, bro
I saw the Doritos the ones with this sweet and sour or something
This will slightly spicy ones the ones with the with the dark blue purple ish tint bag type one if you know what I mean
Oh, I saw them. They looked at me inside of the store. Yo that bag
Has been demolished that same night
Maybe that's why I'm right now cooked. I don't fucking know what it is. Well, I don't fucking know what it is, bro
You know, I'm absolutely clever and I'm not gonna lie boys and girls today is a day
Where I need to get gloves also one quick little thing. Um, well, let me go live on the YouTube first
Then we can yet for a second. All right, this stream is not gonna end until I get a fucking gold. All right, I
Know I know I know I've scammed before no
No, I know some people have scammed before but not me bro
I'm not that type of guy when something is in the title. I do it. All right when I say something I do it
And I've always been like that type one if you know and only the OGs type
Please only trust people right now who have a long ass sub-batch because they those know those know
All right, let me go quickly live on L. You tubey booby and then we go in bro, and then we're going boys and girls
How are you guys doing today, bro? Listen, bro. The boob gloves are elite epidemic, bro
You got me break up first seconds while streaming bra. I'm not gonna lie, bro
I may have to head offline right now the boob gloves
Oh
Man on the streets chat. Wow. We need to explore some new gloves for I'm not gonna lie
I forgot about the boob gloves that is so fucking sick chat hear me out, bro
I have a fucking question for you
For the first time ever I deposited steam balance onto my steam account
Which is a problem I
Have never deposited money directly into steam
I woke up this morning and I was too lazy to do to do the ways that I usually do of me selling some items of me asking a
Friend and then paying them somehow else. Well, you know, I
Connected a payment now my bank is connected with my steam
Which is a problem
Because if I want to open a case it is easier than ever
It's like ordering a Ben and Jerry through your phone and it comes in your door in ten minutes
You don't want that bro. You don't want that. You don't want the devil right at your doorstep
Um, but I did that I
Do have a question now though I
Used the Dutch payment method
Why the fuck does it say I?
Bought a revolver case right I was thinking one quick case before we start the stream
open to rent and open to open don't ask that don't ask that did I switch the
fucking country or something please speak to me Jen I have one question right
now the thing in Germany with the extra it starts on the 16th right what is this
how the fuck do I go back how do I go back guys help help I actually bro as I
couldn't deposit Netherlands is not allowed to open your region is changed
You can change it back up
Say you say you swear say you swear
Chat
Chat chat chat chat chat. I'm not clip farming on everything that I love on a clip farming
Why the fuck would I deposit 1.3k? It was 1.3k. I already bought some terminal packages. Can I even open them?
Chad I have a question I actually wanted about this with a friend of mine earlier
um am I able to open terminals if not if not I may just head off line right now
because I'm fucking tilted I'm not joking
three two one
GOLD.
It works.
What the fuck is life?
So, the Netherlands banned gambling?
You can't open any cases. Cases you can't open in the Netherlands.
But they can talk to Bobby on the fucking iPad and open a case this way!
What the fuck is this?
Yo, is this why they're doing it?
so people can get it twisted all across the country what the fuck check now
I'm on a Dutch account and I can't open a case because gambling is banned but I
can fucking talk to Bobby what the fuck are these loopholes bro yes this is
legal but no no no no but how do I do how do I not have x-ray right now how's
the Netherlands not of x-ray but how does France have it it could be that
This gets disabled in the Netherlands as well, maybe immediately after today. I'm not joking, right?
Because it's the same as x-ray you buy the item that's the loophole, right? You buy it. You don't you don't it doesn't roll in
Gambling is ruined, bro. You'll stop bro rip only content
Jet how do I switch back to a German a com bro?
I live in the German I live in the Germany. So how do I switch back? It's just my bank is Dutch. So how do I switch back?
actually no no you can't sell you what the fuck are you talking about I can't
sorry sorry sorry for my voice but it's a scaring me right now see I'm telling
you to I'll stream your bro I don't your bro I want to open cases out of my
fucking chair bro I don't want our out stream right now bro I just want to bust
open it a little okay see if the gold slides in the fuck are you talking about
bro VPN VPNs don't work use a German bank account or it's GG I'm gonna have to
call my mom I'm gonna have to actually call my mom check your steam settings
oh my fucking god bro why did I do this shit why did I fucking do this bro you
can use my bank thank you bro thank you bro I hey I tell you to know that we can
Open fucking Bobby cases bro because I want to open these today WL chat WF. I
Fucking deposited max steam balance
$2,000 that's like $1,300 $1,400 left I already have a buy order for fucking these on the market right now
I already bought some
I need a gold bro. I need a gold from the new fucking case and I'm not stopping until I get one. I
Have an alt account
And I'm able and I may touch it. I may touch it, bro. If needed if needed
All right, let's see. Let's see boys. I quickly want to stop the stream by checking off the reddit
I just so we have a minute by the way
I will have on YouTube question Marco question Marco who's named Marco in the chat w name by the way
cute little name cute little name
You are the problem man
Okay, thank you. Have you ever done a non-friant stream brother?
okay use green screen to fax the headline chat WL green screen bro look
at this now bro the green screen be go to bro the green screen be go to it
shite
bro I wasn't it disabled enabled directly guys don't share my room bro don't
share my room bro no oh my god no L ring today no L ring today today let's see
let's see um no green screen no green screen I think it's nice for horror games
though I'm not gonna lie for her again so I can alright let's see brother horror
game the last time was fucking clean no I'm the only one who was fucking there
bro that show was fucking nutty bro that should make me make me nut but it
It for sure had AI in it. I'm not gonna lie. It for sure had AI in it, bro. That shit was too clean, bro
That shit was too clean
Fake vices incoming. I don't even want the fake vices all I want are the fucking dragon gloves, bro the dark dragon gloves
All right, what do we have?
Do I have TTS enabled? What the fuck is this?
Lewis with the 28.98 SDGs
S.G.D.s. Thankfully not S.G.D.s.
The fuck?
Hey owner, are you coming to PGL, Singapore?
Perfect time for me to hook up with that custom keyboard to-
Wait!
Are you the guy?
No, sure!
Yes, I will be going to Singapore.
I will be going to Singapore.
Alright, alright, I'll pull up at-
I'll pull up, I'll pull up, I'll pull up.
Oh god, what's remind me about this remind me about this remind me about this remind me about this
We all know this we can make like a we can make like a video or something. I'm down
Oh god, all I have to remember
Mots write that down write that down. Yeah, I'm coming to Singapore bro. I'm had a hype for that
I'm had a hype. I will replace him fucking Batman. Oh my god, Singapore, baby. Ha
Who's coming to PJ Singapore major, bro? I'm fucking hyped. I'm fucking hyped. Thank you so much, man
That's that you remembered about this Louis toe and sorry for not
For not coming back to you, but I'm a little bit chopped when it comes to replying
I'm not gonna lie. Zogimo with the five on YouTube as well. Hello, one of my cat recently
Oh died and I've been really sad by watching your videos that share me up a lot
Thank you so much for being there for me Zogimo much much much love your cat is in cat heaven. I'm not joking type 1 if you had an animal die on you
Chat type 2 if not yet type 3 if you do have an animal right now a
We all die at some point. We all die at some point
point your cat had a wonderful life that's for sure if you're if you're so
sad about the cat dying it for sure had some of the best fucking time of the
life because it had an amazing owner alright let's see alright continuing here
we go thank you very much for those words bro I appreciate that so um that's
why I'm scared about getting a pet bro just the moment when it the moment when
it goes bro I never have one I never I had fish I had fish I had fish but the
Fish it was like a little bit different. I know I cried when the fish died, but it's not the same like a dog or a cat
I guess you know
Like the fish I just ate it when I died when it died. All right, what else?
My new combo I used to pray for times like these my personal dream combo is now possible in its reality
Is that a dick pattern huntsman a cheap one a budget one?
Fuck am I looking at is that supposed to be a cock?
It's not the classic cock. That's for sure
because I know exactly what that looks like. He does have the cock pattern on
the gloves though. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's a cock right here and then oh whoa
and then it's him holding a cock but with a little chub like it's it's not
the real deal bro. It's not the one it's not the BBC one the pattern. What was the
pattern again? 190 or something? The original Huntsman dick pattern we all
know it bro the dph long live the dick lovers so these gloves already exist huh
low-care need a pair bro mr. feet I think for the fucking 10 gift that's up
on Twitch bro appreciate that thank you very much I'm hot some fucking
checkbox also I'm also mr. howl media with the 15 knocks I got special stuff
Sunburst minimum wear for 387 euros will the price go up bro thinks he has the
number one blue gem bro yo bro the 387 pattern doesn't really matter but away
to set through a 387 euros all media you shouldn't be asking me for advice
right now I may or may not be fried I may or may not be fried I thought you
said pattern 387 will the price go up I mean you can't even sell them yet can
you you have to wait seven days sometimes the items at the start are
really expensive and then sometimes drop a little bit lower you know what I
You can try listing it just because you unboxed it earlier. You know, you could you could be getting a crazy sale
Maybe I would else first FM gloves for 1,200 euros excluding steam funds discount
Does this mean that almost no goals will ever be more than 1.5 K again chat talk to me, please I?
See people on Twitter
being happy
About the gloves being cheap in the terminal
about and I saw like oh my god the new vices in fact you know I only $1,000 if I buy them through
the tournament are we taking the piss you pay you pay for the terminal like 30 bucks right now 20
bucks it's gonna go down of course but it's basically like buying a case you open the case
and you don't get the gloves plus $1,000 profit nine you have to buy them for what are you talking
about this is cheap bro it used to be free are you stupid it used to be free I
don't understand what those people are saying am I crazy I don't understand I
don't understand how is valve brainwashing them how check the case
process you just bought the case open it the item was yours now you have to buy
it instead of what are we talking about you have to pay daddy valve instead of
Buying it off fucking marketplace. I don't get it. Well, what are people celebrating right now?
You can't make crazy profit from these like it's not like in case
It's valve taken away the far sale bro valve could be offering the gloves for ten bucks
They could be open it offering it for ten bucks. They just tried to go around the gambling law
But they grow it. I don't understand. I don't I don't understand
What do you mean cheap? What do you mean cheap? What do you mean cheap? I don't understand
I actually don't let's see first comment if the first comment is glazing
I'm gonna crash out the price is a reference to the current market value
I can imagine fn gloves being that rare that you have a situation like with Rolex watches
There's more demand that supplied therefore the price will be able to win above those one both okay in the beginning and hey
It's me who unboxed damn was waiting for the fn pricing was guessing around 1k can't wait for a nap tournament now
Why what do you mean can't wait? I don't understand shit. I don't understand are these people stupid or am I I?
I mean the person who bought it will turn around for blah blah blah, put it on the floor for float
What are you talking about?
Yes, which is good for the community
F**k are these people crazy?
Guys, I don't understand. Am I looking at it's this valve boarding my reddit?
All right, mp7 ambulance, snack this for six bucks assuming it's rare
Pro, I don't understand, am I stupid, terminals are free, a case is free when it drops.
I mean yeah sure, you don't have to buy the key for two euros, but you have to buy the
fucking gold for a thousand bucks if you get it.
Like what?
I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand, it's like a shop, it's
Like you open the steam market here
How does this run part of the violet breadwalk generally wounds it
Chat I've seen people say this bro. These are I think my favorite gloves from this new thing, bro
I'm not gonna lie. I think these are my new favorite gloves from this from this case
Come apart from the ones that are the clear the clear best the dragon ones
These are my second favorite, but because they are so underdog
They may as well as well be my favorite bro because other people don't like him
I hopped chat for the first time in a long time. I hopped in a fucking server to check out some skins
Because I was actually interested earlier today. I hopped in a fucking server to see if these are pattern base
These are pattern base, bro. Sadly, no cool patterns unboxed yet
But these are pattern based
My new combo got knife gamma Doppler with snow Leo parts with snow Leo parts. Oh
Oh, I like the sandwich. Oh my god. I have to wear my pen for this one. Oh my god. Look at this. The sandwich shed
Look at this, bro. This is how you want to dress up in IRL as well. This is why I always look so drippy guys
This is why I always look so drippy outside because look this is sandwich serum. You want to have a one color top
Let's say a black top a white
like a black like a black t-shirt then a white a white pair of pants and then
black black black shoes bro and then black shoes he's doing this time for
still ago this guy this guy's droopy bro this guy's droopy bro you know what
I mean this is clean this is very very clean bro no no no no chat I know fashion
bro this is a good combo this is a good combo that's so hot can I suck your no
way that's real what the fuck yeah I need to post my knife glove combo what
the hell rocket combo why did you circle it like that
ooh rocket combo it does look like a rocket that's about to take into space
type 1 if you know what I mean that is nice I actually like that bro because
you have the flames of the fucking thing you know I mean that is fucking clean
that is fucking clean bro that plaques with the new fire gloves huh not bad
bro beautiful new combo we are that looks nice with the agent but then again
you don't see the agent in your own POV like you can only flex on others you
know I don't really care on making my agent look nice for others I just want a
nice a nice POV I don't know a nice POV you know like the shirt you don't see
yourself ultra violent violent ultra violent plus butterfly g
guy geometry dash for thoughts you know these fucking gloves are hot ass am I
the only one so I'm not even trying to like lower the price so I can snatch some
of my some of these up those are just hot ass are they not those are fucking
garbage bro are they not you're Mr. Luke I'm paying for the $10 on Twitch
I've opened 520 cases never got a gold and only got one rat should I stop or are the next 50 50?
520 no gold one rat I
Mean
Some people do say that the odds
Reset for every case like you're still one and one and four hundred to get a gold
You are do though, bro. You are do though
call me nuts one more case but then you call it me I have it I have it keep
unboxing until you get two blows in a room two blows in a room two blues in
a row two blows two blues in a row okay keep on boxing until two blows in a
row trust me bro trust me just testing a little bit you know I don't really just
say that what's wrong with me bro all she is to update new glove knife combos
what the fuck is this res bruh
wow this one is nice though oh my god
we have the bruh we have the cold gloves
together with the fucking gamma Doppler bro
what language is this?
Karambit Doppler Gamma
what the fuck
that looks fucking sexy bro
oooh
fire and ice karambit
with the matzedonia gloves
moah
yo guys I'm after nstream
The new dragon gloves with an M9 sapphire
Joe the absolute wombo combo I
Like those are just cute those gloves are cute am I the only one row?
Those gloves are fucking cute, bro. I love those gloves. I
Don't know man. I love them these ones kind of corny kind of corny
Very cultural they look very cultural
They get saved by the shine bruh, I swear. Look how shiny they are. They're super shiny.
I should hop in game myself. Fuck this guy. Fuck this guy.
I'll do it myself. We're gonna hop on the server in a minute.
Some more knife slash glove combos. Alright, let's see this. No, I'm joking.
Alright. Actually, fuck, I do want to see it. This guy may have cooked.
Yeah, we have a blaze pattern together with a blaze gloves. Oh
No, I have to do it in game myself fuck this guy
Yes, or I give you an upward. Yes or no, should I go for it? It's point one all float you think it's gonna be worth it
Yo, why are people celebrating this from yo people are saying I
I don't understand. I actually don't understand people are hyping up getting scammed in broad daylight
That's a steal. What do you know? It used to be free to to get that to get what you unbox, bro
This is like opening a hundred cases, bro. Fuck off. You're fucking me. Oh my god
Valve is the biggest scammer, chat I have a question bro, if one thing I do want to make
sure, I actually don't know this about the terminals, I hope that Valve is not putting
a price for every single item, the rats cost all the same, the goals should cost all the
the same. Please tell me that's true. If they bump the price on the expense of once, then
I will crash out. Then I will crash out. It's time. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
They are different.
It's market price bozo.
Then no one will buy shit gloves.
Wade you're right.
But if no one buys them they're rare so people buy them because the supply and demand.
I don't fucking, bro, something is off with this, bro, isn't it?
Am I the only one that thinks that this is so fucking greedy?
what I love about CS economy is that we make the price we decide that a
butterfly emerald cost ten thousand dollars valve should have no say what
it costs supply and demand nothing else now valve they put the price yo give us
one thousand for these gloves what are you talking about both these items it's
digital pixels we are fucking stupid we give it the price don't fucking spoon
fed us the stupid ass price so you're telling us that was stupid so you're
so you're calling us stupid you know that we're gonna pay 1k for fucking
digital pixels on the screen so you're calling us stupid I'm it's actually
making angry I'm not joking am I the only one that that's like that doesn't
understand like how fucked up this is you're really up with him for the 17
gift it sucks why 17 why 17 did you hope that I was miss reading the one with
the six four six seven thank you bro thank you thank you thank you hats on
fucking chap bro hats in the fucking chap I'm gonna say yep yep for mr. yep
yep from north Macedonia what else um no bro we're only pixel by these my body
pulled these and wants to sell them feel tested let me see the pattern no center
dragon bro no center dragon I'm sorry buddy I'm sorry buddy I'm buying those
Bro, I'm buying those bro. No, no, we no no no we only do number one
We only do number one bro. We only do number one around here. I need a center dragon on my bitch, bro
I I need that center dragon, bro
But W's congrats for your friend, bro. Um check that I cook
Nick you need a no sliver you need a no sliver why because look your carambit corner and everything it's being cut off
You need a no sleeve agent now else of a crash out
Else I will crash up
The three trade-ups today butterfly is from dreams and nightmares. It's in Battlescott, but profit vices
Yeah, by the way today. We're watching the donkey and don't versus. Let me check a rony pepperoni
When is he playing
Matches
Astralis first beret one and a half hours only shy salta
Are you watching with the jinxie? I don't know. I don't know it could be too much in the cold
He's already watching with squishy smell me
And you know me like oh god when I watch with other people a game
I brah I'm the most annoying person ever because I'm too invested like I just scream and shout and let it all out
You know what I mean?
All right, what else we did it boys
How much?
288 fucking Canadian dollars
First fry friday was hoping for big swells to match my combo, but will trade for them ASAP
Those are fire my bro. It's a good day to own
What else do I do it?
700
Jackpot I can open more. Oh my god. I have a biota chat. I got this one hella cheap um
Um, seven fucking hundred, bro.
Four double or three.
Is that worth a chat?
The thing is, you can upgrade them to five to new gloves.
Yo, Mr.
Leo, think of the five.
Lots of love and early son Patrick's day luck from Ireland.
Ooh, hopefully that's lots of gold.
Yo, yo, yo, Lidafor, bro.
I was actually thinking about moving to Ireland at some point.
Chat like Dublin or something.
Ireland is kind of cool or because I want America vibes a little bit like more
openness of people.
I want people to speak English everywhere and and that's that's that's that's island no
Or maybe England. I don't know. Maybe not the I don't know
Texas a Texas good an island
Hold on a second hold on a second, but then again, bro right now. I'm pretty chill over here, bro
I got some friends over here. We go Batman once every week
I have no problem with the neighbors low kids kind of go to right now
I'll stay here until I get like kicked out maybe I'm adults um oh my god is the price
dropping wait okay this is golden this is through buy order what else can you speak
some Dutch yeah I speak a bit here in the Netherlands my it is not it is neat perfect
had a sneak perfect
and uh... equaled as break in the team at the end of the month
middleman and uh... uh...
uh...
engels in the netherlands
at this needs
everywhere
jimmy this on the other side of the project of the cost of the problem is
the English
and i have to uh... work with pictures and broken dutch
here was nice coming from terminals in the future
what happens when i come finally two terminals
We're going to see a major price correction on the specific knife models released alongside them.
Just imagine a terminal drop where players can reliably pull a field test a battlefield knife for around $100 to $200.
I mean, it's not gonna be $100 to $200, is it?
What else?
Please open the terminal.
Are you, are you feeling the terminal right now, my boy?
I got you soon.
Um, some rare patterns on the new gloves.
Rare patterns!
Show me, puppy.
Specialist Gloves, Cloud Chaser. Double Dragon! Left Dragon! Right Dragon! Baby!
Pattern 551. Hey, Marker. Cloud Chaser, Gloves. Pattern 161.
Double No Dragon! I prefer the Dragon one.
Oh sport lives ultra violent one six three full pink
Back to our worse than vices boys
I prefer vices the yellow makes it look kind of cheap, but these do look better than all the other
My ultra violence that I have seen these ones do look a lot a lot cleaner
Then the mixed colors on left hand blue right hand pink those look as
hmm yeah this one is kind of weird bro like I don't like this color switch right
here I mean it could be worse though it could be worse bro this is a full cyan
pattern this I hope this is not the best it gets bro we need a full full cyan one
you split gloves yeah those are fucking not not for me oh I love those violet
beadwork yeah check these are pattern based you see look at the diamonds right
now at the diamonds and then boom you see can also get an axe excuse you should get those
access you should get those yo this looks nice with the butterfly by the way oh my fucking god
i wonder what the best i wonder what the price is going to be um on these first of all and i wonder
what what patterns are possible on those chat i think it doesn't have that much variety i think
think this is the max it gets like the car or the diamonds and the X that's it
that's all I've seen as well like I was checking earlier this morning um I may
have to ask epidemic what else chat are you ready to rip some terminals probably
honest are you feeling when I open the laptop like that oh gloves on fast
terminal open one time and I got this decided to pass because they were made
I have Pandora's what?
You're pet
Bro finds a dollar on the street and puts it into the trash can the fuck are you doing?
Those are gonna say for more. Is this rage bait?
Decided to pass because they were mid and a half Pandora's
Are the odds on golds the same as cases thinking maybe I should have bought as
As they are as a maybe inherently a premium on the market. Yeah, particularly if I didn't have a nice price prediction apologies in advance
You would have profited the prices would probably be high hundred dollars for this new gloves and pass
I mean, I just thought they were ugly as fuck laugh emoji, but yeah rich respectively
I don't know why I didn't cope and
Ended up buying the M4 when his battles got 86 cents instead. It's this rich pain. It was option 5
He had no more rerolls. He rerolled into a fucking blue M4, bro
$100 gloves and these are nice ones too. I don't like these are actually not trash. There are trash gloves in this
These ones are not trash
No, these are not true. Oh my god. This is this can't be real, bro, but it seems real
Motor gloves transport true
Replace my skeleton and M4 I want an M and M4 dark water
Oh, I like this M4. Very petrified M4.
Alright, Chad, are you ready to open some puppies open?
Are you ready to open some cases?
May the UV skin that disappears at higher floats for spy-tech thoughts?
I don't know. Is that something we would want to see?
Maybe make it so it's like from left to right.
Like so at fact you knew it even shows here, and then it goes gradually more, you know
I don't like that. It's fully gone. Call me nuts out else
Maybe that's just me though all dick patterns in CS2. What is like a
Bro W community how we already here pattern 20 a fucking dick on the right hand side
You want the dick on the right hand side dick on the left hand side if you're left-hander IRL
It is the perfect guna combo double dick double dick
What if said the double dick then GG if said the double dick we're only a number 31
That could be many many more it's left dick right dick
And then we have on the left forever monster that we're going to I guess I don't fucking know and it's always torture
It's always dick balls and cock torture
Left dick right dick edging the tip only the ice is left fully center
But then again you always hold your hat your knife in the right hand just like IRL when your right hand it you hold
your dick right so you do want to have it on the right hand bro unless you're
playing left-handed in-game or unless you're playing left-handed IRL left-hand
dick right-hand dick perfectly sender this one is actually nice imagine this
one transmitting into an M9 dick pattern enhancement bro
hmm yeah left hand this dick is more big no are they bigger dicks are they BBC
patterns call me absolutely nuts one of the most bigger than the last that one
is bigger than the last call me nuts huh okay left hand this one is a little bit
smaller now am I am I see oh my god BBC right hand that's a max win left hand
okay perfectly centered though perfectly centered oh right hand and then that
because after you feel that after you goon gg left hand
perfectly centered right hand edging the tip left hand BBC could be better not
gonna lie left hand BBC can't even see the tip can't even see the you know the
junction right hand center no bad left hand gun I like that bro shooting banks
You know what I mean right hand we have a perfectly sent out one not bad. Not bad
We're only a pattern 500 on our left hand perfectly center. There's so many patterns, bro. Oh my god. This is this is great
This was perfect
539 write that down. I'm not even joking right hand perfectly sent out
shooting
between index finger and middle finger, which is great
Perfectly goes in line with the knife that you have equipped
Looking like you're holding a schlong with the schlong and then the debt on the left perfectly sent out
This one is nice. Imagine this one with a Corambit. Right, I perfectly sent out nothing on the left.
I've seen so many nice patterns now. This one is not special to me. Left hand, not special.
It is a BBC though. Right hand, sent a BBC, not gonna lie. And then we have here. This one can
be nice for some people. Where is it? Here. It says R-I-K on the left hand. Torture,
Cocktorcher, right-hand, left-hand, eight.
Maybe your boyfriend, girlfriend is named, eight.
Perfect gloves for you.
Patent five, eight, six.
Write that down.
Left-hand, we have seen this one before.
Jet, now we're just looking for something special, bro.
We still need, ooh, this one is kinda nice.
I'm not gonna lie.
Left-hand, kinda off-center, not a fan, not a fan.
We've seen much, much, much better.
Jet, we're looking for the perfect double-centered BBCs.
I don't know if that's possible, though.
I don't know if that's possible though.
Left hand center, right hand center, BBC, not bad.
Is this one one?
I don't know.
Another right hand, back to back, seven, six, eight.
This one is trash, go next.
No one wants this, no one wants this.
Sorry, Chad.
Right hand, not centered, go next.
Left hand, not centered, go next.
It's getting worse, buddy.
I mean, ooh, now we're talking.
And on the right, it says, what does it say?
Like easy, easy Guna session or something?
Don't mind that, don't mind that.
Right hand, not centered, go next.
Right center, BBC, and then we have something
saying like YH or something.
YH, I wish it was pH, bro.
I wish it was pH.
If this was a P, then GG, bro.
Then GG, then it would have been
number one pattern, potentially.
Go next, left hand, somewhat center, not perfect, though.
Come on, show us a banger.
Ah, cut off at the tip, it would have been nice
because it would have set Ace.
Left hand perfectly centred. Ooh! I like this one a lot. This one actually is nice. Why? Because you have the star.
Centred star and on the left also suck. I don't mind this one at all, bro. Because pawn, star. Let that summer.
Now we have it on the right side, but sadly off centred. Centred star on the left. Shizze.
Chad, that's actually nice. And I do want a pair now.
I don't know which one is my favorite though.
This one's nice.
What about the comment?
Needed this.
Chat, how much are these going to cost?
How much are these going to cost?
31 is the best?
Let me see.
You like 31 the best?
This one?
Oh wait, was it double cock?
Wait, this is 30 double cock, but 31.
Why 31, Chat?
Why 31?
I don't like this one
You meant 30 right yeah, you meant 30 is 30 the only double dick
Cock ace dick ace
Nine who cares this the dick is off centered ends left-handed, bro
This is this may be the best one because you have right hand centered cock somewhat and left hand like this one is really
I have to check this one out in game
I want to see this one again right now. I'm sorry, bro
Guys, I'm not continuing the stream up until I see this again. Let's see. Let's check this out
You'll not send me link to a dickpad enhancement right now. I need a link to dickpad enhancement now
but
Here we go. Here we go
Are you gay? No, I'm not what the fuck why you're asking that? All right, here we go boom boom boom boom boom
suck suck suck suck
I'll just select us. Why can't I join a team?
I'd reset.
Lee Warder.
Did my server break?
You're my preff server is broken.
Nah, if I can't see this combo right now, I will cry.
Like, it's now or never.
I'm not going to actual stream, bro.
Let me restart game, let me restart game, restart game, restart game.
Didn't pay server rent?
Loki, I'm not paying server rent, WPedemic.
Wait, you have to pay for server, I forgot about that.
Oh, shit, Loki, I should ask him.
Loki, I should ask him.
Oh, god.
Guys, make sure to use the site.
Alright, CS2 inspect, that's it, right?
Mods, CS2 inspects.
Mods, CS, this got real quick.
Happens to have it doesn't work.
What the fuck?
I can't join, I can't join, I'm mollied off.
Let me join this other one, there's another one.
This one works.
Jackpot, Jackpot, what should I say?
check in the box what the fuck why these guys there's people on the server yo
why are you on my private server guys hello yo mr. Twister and Jen cobra what
are you doing on my server can I be here for like a minute I have to take
check out double cock that and I gloss we need to leave no yes no you can stay
you can stay I'm just checking out some big patterns I you guys keep doing your
thing I tell me so what they are doing let me see what they are doing what are
are you guys doing Jen cobra that's fucking sexy bro I'm not gonna lie someone
on the server you're trolling oh my god wait are you rich bro your profile
picture is worth like or used to be worth $10,000 GG it's worth like a hundred
dollars max I think.. shite I'm sorry bro.. Alright.. I'm trying to end the game..
Look at this.. I don't see it I see.. I'm spectating.. Is that yours?
Yeah.. No it's not..
Look at the name tag..
that's a fucking hundred dollar hundred thousand dollar plus a key that's not his right controlling
who the fuck are you what just a guy
I was the guy who ran into you in the hallway at the major.
What?
I could have robbed your steam authenticate.
Oh, I mean, nice to meet you.
I was ever in...
Oh my God.
Wait, I remember you showed me that AK, no?
Or something?
Yeah.
All the stuff was like led to pros.
And if you stole my phone, I guess you wouldn't really have bought anything.
Yeah, but if I steal it now, then I have it.
Like, it's in your inventory right now.
right now yo bro let's meet up at the are you coming to Blast Autonom bro
I'm in America so...
F***
alright shit man I want to meet you again bro
I'd like to just sing a part of the fear though
oh I'm coming too let me know let me know just pull up at my booth alright and just
just say yo I'm the guy that has the phoenix titan horn alright
okay alright that was your W alright let me see let me see I want to check out the dick
pattern
I mean, I have other interesting items if you're interested, what do you think?
Drop me, drop me, drop me. Only yours, only yours. No cheating.
Come to the river, to the river.
Ah, let's see, let's see. Which pattern was it? 31? 30, 30, 30.
CS2 inspired.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, listen, listen, what the fuck?
Can I ask how you made your money?
Can I ask?
I'm live on stream, careful.
If it's illegal.
It's a job.
Basically, study engineering in college.
That's all I can say.
Engineering?
What does that mean? Like SpaceX? You do rocket science?
Data science or data science? That kind of stuff.
Data science? But isn't Claude going to take over your job?
I hope not.
Do you work for Lockheed Martin?
I do not.
Okay. Okay, just making sure.
What the fuck?
bro you're mocking my ass right now what the
yo check out this check out this info bro check out this info
crazy no
alright
alright yo bro bro no bro
oh my god let me see let me see let me see
the fuck bro this yo this guy has literally how much is your inventory
worth would you say around about
I don't know, I was gonna like, make a program to figure this out for taxes, but I honestly don't know.
Oh, I forgot, extra pass reminder, I had this too.
Sure, this is one of my favorite ops in the game, bro. I'm not even joking.
Oh my god. How much did you pay for this one? 100k?
a little over a hundred
I actually did this deal in Austin in person with Robert
Robert Baratheon
Yeah
Holy fucking aura
That's crazy. Did you hand them cash or like crypto? I mean you don't have to say a couple of hours
I don't know I don't know it works if you're a drug dealer, then you just then you have it in cash. I assume I've heard
All right, the only person that might have a much cash to do exit wall
Jesus now, that's fucking insane
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see man. I just wanted to check out some it's a double dick pattern gloves now
And now I feel now feel like I need to study engineering, bro
The fuck is this I'm have to end the stream in a role in the uni right now
I just wanted to check out all this stuff though. I still think this might be
of my favorites, you know, that was so regular.
I'm guessing Fawkes and Avi.
What?
Why?
Because I really liked the caramel as a skin.
I used to fit!
Bro!
Sorry, sorry.
But bro, isn't there caramel that has a nice craft on it?
I remember one nice craft on the caramel.
Yeah, I only collect one sticker, so I don't have a choice.
You don't do mixed or what do you mean only Titan?
Yeah, only Titan.
What?
I'm pretty sure 4x Navi exists on this, Navi Keto 14 holo, right?
I think it was like maybe 3x, I don't think it was a 4x, I'm not sure.
Could have been a 3x.
I haven't really studied anything besides Titan.
Wait, but why are you not just applying 3 more?
Because I'm poor.
Shit, bro.
I'm telling you bro quick little tip for you, bro
If you want to make it bro study engineering alright, then maybe three more times come your way, bro
That's all I'm gonna say okay. I can't say more
Can't say more. Let's see. Let's see. Let me see. Let me see
So let me check out the stubble cock pattern glove
So all dick patterns, what are these gloves called chat black book black book book book
Mots, can you send me the gloves by the end 30?
I don't know how to do it.
Oh, you need assistance, bro.
Yo, why is this text report spawning in, bro?
dog click the glove container bro it's a box you click the damn container don't
be mad at me be mad at you UX designer bro I'm the average user and I'm the
average user gloves don't be sitting oh also you said some choice words to my
buddy here all right you need to apologize for bullying him for his you
and Pete Carmel he needs to get his money up bro only a 1x all right where
the gloves bro no feature
wait wait wait
let me see let me see
wait this guy has it this guy has it
let me see let me see
3 to 1
oh my god
spectate me epidemic
holy fuck
double dick left hand right hand
And then one for each hole, bro one for each hole one for each hole. Oh
My god
This is all I want in life, I'm not joking bro. I'm looking at happiness right now. I'm looking at happiness right now, bro
This is all I need and I'm happy. Oh
My god
Joe!
Epidemic!
Did you already analyze this pair of gloves?
Like how many double-dicks there are?
Is it the only double-dick?
I-I-I think it's a li-
There's one other. There's one other, but it's worse than this one.
SHUT UP!
That's actually insane, no?
Yeah, lookie. Yeah, I-I don't know what they're gonna go for.
Oh my god.
Wait, can you give me some buttons?
No.
Wait, can you give me some butt plugs?
I wanna check this out with some...
Um...
What are the best ones here?
Jesus Christ.
Vanilla, vanilla, vanilla, vanilla, vanilla butt plugs.
Vanilla, we gotta keep it raw.
Now, let me check this out.
Let me check this out.
Wait a second!
Wait, how do I send this thing?
Oh my god!
I gave you vanilla butt plugs in the in the DM and expected me expected me
epidemic spacking inspecting imagine your crews around bro you fucking run
around right boom you go squeaky you go squeaky suck you have to go close
quarter the knife won't do the job right because they can be a little bit
far away you switch your 5-7
boom back to big pattern boom epidemic yeah yeah give me that give me that
please I don't know the PID fan someone someone help it I don't know the PID I
don't know my heart yo chat chat how can I get these bro yo man have to calm
the magent yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo let me see thank
y'all a silly you're silly how are you so fast how do you have all the cock
patterns on deck
C-O-C-K. This one is bad though. Is this the best one?
This is the best one.
That's off-centered.
WGUNALOROT, GUNMAXING.
Alright, alright, alright. How many... Yo.
Nah. Alright, alright, alright.
Big Gorillas is inventory open.
Wait, was that the guy with the number one big collection?
Big Gorilla Steam.
look at this look at this guy bro look at this guy
bro has the original dph pattern 1 9 0 what is this 5 7 away it's okay
selly he has not that many dicks are oh he does have the oh he does have a classic
He has the battle scout x-ray, which gives it the horse cock look
Together combined with four x-ticks at the top. That's not bad four dicks on the shaft and then
And then on the magazine we have the horse cock
Wow, this guy's locked in wrong. I'm gonna lie. What's an inventory?
Wow, just your corners folks five x-ticks. That's fucking crazy
Oh
I have a Sassi one right now, there were...
Hands on the air, we're checking out some double cock pattern gloves. These are one of two apparently.
There's two patterns out of a thousand that has double cocks, bro. You see, one, two.
I'm holding the DPH right now, the classic, the pattern 190, uh, tick pattern enhancement.
Yo, hearts and check for high-mines for the rate, bro. Hearts and check.
Wait, I hope your viewers are not too young. Oh god. Yo, hearts and check for high-mines, bro.
Hearts and check for high-mines. What is this, Yuppie? What is this?
He's sending me other gloves.
Doesn't really work with but plex does it doesn't really work with but plex because it only shows one hand
I don't like that. I don't like that, bro. All right boys. What did I wanted to check out? Oh?
By the way, by the way, we're about to open. Oh, we're about to open
These new packages that got released a day ago until we get a fucking gold. All right
Let's see if the hive mind luck is with us right now
Let's see if the hive mind luck is with us with us right now the sort of I decline why because we want the fucking gold baby
All right, we want the fucking gold, baby. Come on slide in the gold now gold gold gold
Rack would also be nice
Well worn electron. I say no I say no why because I only want gold and rat
Nothing else. Maybe a pink if it's cheap last offer hive mind case
For sense I have to buy it. Do I want to buy it? Hell nah. Do I have to buy it? Yes?
Yes, yes. Don't you dare say leaked, by the way. Don't you dare say leaked.
What are these? I can't even open them!
By the way, for anyone who's joining and new right now, I finally connected a payment method to my Steam so I can easily deposit money.
Well, I fucked my whole account up. Now I cannot open cases anymore. It says open to rent.
I have no option to fucking open these right now. I have no option to open a capsule.
So, thank the lord, they somehow allow us opening these.
I don't know how this is fucking possible, even though gambling is banned.
Apparently this isn't gambling. Go, go, go!
Go, go, go to hell, go to hell!
Feels like gambling, not gonna lie.
All right.
Check.
Do we open them?
Do we open them right now until gold?
Did I actually ask for enough?
For enough time?
Let me see.
And...
I think it may be time, Burr.
I think it may be time right now.
Yes!
Don't get soon, don't get when.
Um, Chep, we're gonna watch the Donk game versus Astralis.
It's playoffs already, it's a fucking filled arena, that's gonna be cinema.
Uh, when is that?
Not...
F*** this fucking mouse!
Yo, if you're new to Counter-Strike, Esports mouse
is one of the most respected organizations in the esports scene, not in the fucking scene
scene because they have no fucking aura. They're pretty, they're they're the goof lords, but
they play insane CS, bro. They're super nice, but they're too nice. They have like no edges,
you know the fucking square SpongeBob meme or like the perfect SpongeBob, perfect SpongeBob,
like the one that you know what I mean, like this one, this one, this is mouse, bro. This
is mouse. It's like nothing to like about it. Like you start like you want to like something,
It fucking slides right off. They have no edges. They have no corners bro. No corners. It's like nothing, bro
Like when they celebrate with that nice
Good job team. Let's go. It's like it's it feels like I'm watching AI. It feels like I'm watching AI play counter strike
I'm not joking bro. I'm not joking. No front against the boys though
But they are getting fucked by foot right now which puts a smile on my heart
Which puts a smile on my heart. Why because these guys are full underdogs, bro
Young guy is trying to make it bro. Young guy is trying to make it. How are they fucking 13 right now?
That's insane
Cemetery dingus, kachbin, laungs and demon bro. Imagine they two old mouse, bro. That would be fucking insane. You got a number one fo-
Is he bowing?
What's the flow?
What?
Did I decline at one number one?
Number one float.
Negef.
Yo I said it right.
I said it correctly.
Don't you be like, oh, oh, don't do that shit again bro.
I don't even have one.
Did you throw me?
Quick decline, quick decline, quick decline.
Quick decline, quick decline.
Could be a gold right here.
Gold gold gold.
Red can be traded up, GG.
Point one, one, one.
Do I take a repeater pattern?
Hanna.
I had M249 number one.
Wait.
This one?
Battle Scott.
If this says 999, and it's number one float,
I'm going to fucking celebrate.
Three to one.
It's two nines.
Why did you guys say three nines?
It's a big fucking difference.
It's 9-9-0, it's the worst number possible as the third.
That's gonna be number one for a fucking,
the next 10 minutes, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
M249 Bock blocks, is it number one?
M249 Bock blocks, highest float.
Yo, bro, why are you trolling me, bro?
That is not number one, bro.
That is not number one.
It's number three right now for non-statrack.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no, mud.
All right, here we go.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Wait, can I open multiple at the same time?
I think I would just open another one.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!
Two, two, two.
Why do I keep getting repeaters?
Give us a gold or give us a rat.
Chad, let me put on, for this one, it's better if I have,
if I have the fucking green screen, no?
Boom, I'm telling you, bro, I'm telling you, bro,
I'm telling you, because at the top, you see the text.
Wait, you don't see the price, you don't see the price.
You don't see the price, though.
Nee, nee.
Fuck, bought a green screen for nothing, bro.
Bought a green screen for nothing.
Here we go good good good good or at good or rats
Perfect point eight one not a number one highest we go next only red and up only red and up point 39
Point 39
Come on, baby. I haven't seen a single pink yet my first three cases. I had read gold. Sorry. I had a red and a pink insta
Already two down boys. He's still cost fucking twenty to thirty dollars each
I uploaded max team balance this morning out of my fucking bank account bro
Gaben I'm not stopping until I get a gold bro if you fuck me on this account. I will go on to my alt account
I'm not joking bro decline offer now. Give me something nice, bro. Don't be a fucking bitch gold gold gold red red red
Bobby I'm gonna touch you bro
Why the fingerprints not working? It only works here
Chad, do you see the fingerprints, bro?
Look at this.
Look at your screen, bro.
Look at your screen.
Alright, decline.
Give me a fucking gold or a red.
Give me good gloves.
Not bad ones, oh man.
Those are not gloves.
Gold or red.
Deema opened two golds yesterday.
Are you fucking trolling?
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, last offer, last offer!
Deema opened two yesterday.
Clips, clips, clips.
Clips, clips, clips, clips, clips.
You're trolling me.
5 cents I have to buy it.
What are you saying?
Like look, after this one.
It's not happening bro.
I'm sorry.
I hate you.
Really?
Well, watch this.
He didn't get a gold.
No way.
The hell's SCR click?
Come on, Valf, come on, man.
The storyline was right there, bro.
Fuck!
Those are the ones that I want those are the ones that I exactly want those and the dragon ones. I want nothing else
What the fuck? What did you say when you open the chat? I'll repeat it right now
I'll repeat it right now from the last case to the new one
You think I'll come on man at the storyline was right there, bro
Oh, come on man at the storyline was right there, bro
Yeah, come on. Come on. The storyline was right there, bro. I got it
Okay, I have to know the celebration too because watch this
Yeah, come on man. Come on. The storyline was right there. The storyline was right there
Don't call me cringe please, I had to try, yo.
Ay-yo, Ay-YO, BRO!
Give me a fucking-
Okay, okay, okay...
Grate it up from blue to purple to pink to red.
To pink to red. To pink to red, pink, pink, pink, pink!
We had one blue, one purple, one blue.
Give us a new color, new color!
Okay, so we are just gonna stay the same?
We're just gonna stay the same? Why don't we wanna change?
Let's change for the better!
Let's grit it up!
I'll take it.
Don't say leaked.
Keep your eyes peeled.
I'm doing a glitch case, bro.
Check this out.
We're opening one right here.
We're closing it.
We're opening it.
Gold, gold, gold.
Check this out.
Red or gold, we glitch it in.
Bobby, I decline.
Now check this out.
Check this out.
No sound.
Purple, we exit out.
Valve, if my kid opens your game, gets a free drop, sees a blue, and then decides, hold
up, I'm feeling different.
This could be addicting, let me stop right here.
I'll exit out and I'll play a premiere game because that's what the game is about.
The kid tries to exit out of this animation.
But you don't let it.
Are you fucking trolling, bro?
Yo, NYC, bro, if you need a plus one, if you need someone to testify,
let me know.
Purple, I have to keep going.
Look at this, I have to keep going, I have to keep going.
This is an intended glitch, you already know.
This is not fucking random, bro.
Declined, whether you have infinite declines.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, did it glitch out?
W glitch, maybe? W glitch?
No.
What happens if I buy this?
I got it.
Gold, gold, gold or red.
I don't know what I expected.
Gold or red, gold or red.
Oh, baby! 0.75, actually a nice high float!
12 bucks!
is it float capped or one the highest float oh actually like this AK a lot
my whole CSS bug bro look at this I can't even show the first animation bro
so I can't skip this I can't skip this it's gonna cost more than 12 it's gonna
cost more than 12 is it wait it's bad it's God
I don't know actually.
It's not float capped.
Wait bro.
Nah, it's gotta cost more, it's gotta cost more, right?
From the other terminal.
Wait.
How much are the rats from the other terminal?
Ah, sorry the pinks.
Those don't trade up to fucking, to golds of course, but let me just see what an ob-ice
cold it is worth in battle scott
hmm I'm buying it don't say that I'm
getting scam guys I'm I'm clever with my
money I'm clever I'm clever with my
money I'm clever with my money that's
gonna be thousands in a week from now
gold gold gold all right gold gold
China's gonna go crazy for the decade
go to red, go to red, go to red, go to red,
leak them scams, go to red, go, go, go, go, back to back!
Wait, yo, no, no, no, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
what the fuck is this?
Is this like TikTok AI?
Like, I like one thing with like a cute animal
and then I keep seeing dogs on my For You page.
What the fuck is this?
I wanted one AK and nothing else.
Statrack field tested for 40.
That's actually a bad deal, you know why, chat?
You have to be careful when you see Stetrake ones in this collection.
Stetrake ones probably not profitable right now.
Why?
Because you can't trade them up to golds.
That's the one thing.
It's a fucking glove case.
You can't get Stetrake gloves unless they release it at some point, but $40 for a non-trade
upable, I don't know if that's a play, boys.
Yay on nature.
I think this is a nay.
The non-steady ones I take, but the steady ones I don't think I do.
I don't think so.
You can trade up to rats, yes, but the money is all in the gold trade-ups, bro.
Because people are gonna fuckin' burn the supply so fast.
People are addicted to gold trade-ups.
I think I'm gonna say no, bro.
It's a great place, can't know. No, I don't even use Steady.
No.
I'm sorry, don't call me stupid.
Come on, maybe this means we get better luck now.
All right.
Go to red, go to red.
Go to red, go to red, go to red.
Was that stupid chat?
Yo, Loki, I want the AK back.
Go to red, go to red, red.
Fuck.
Go to red, go to red, go to red.
Come on, give me the AK back, Loki.
AK, Settric.
Yo, guys, guys, look away when me,
Look away how I buy this fucking UMP.
It doesn't feel good bro.
I'm gonna be straight up. It doesn't feel good.
It did not feel good to press checkout bro.
It did not feel good.
Alright, give me gold now.
Last time, last case was the first option that he gave me.
What about this one?
Alright, decline.
Decline.
Decline with a capital D.
Decline with the lowercase D.
Okay.
More fire ammo.
oh my god gold or red gold or red gold or red gold gold red red red gold
good last offer chat I need a gold bro decline for the algorithm gold gold gold
gold chat do you actually think they have an algorithm bro I feel like it
could but they would have to tell us right oh I wonder what happens if you
decline everything and only accept pink's reds goals like I'm accepting
everything of course they have are you the guy who collects the new UMP
fragment no I don't bro no I don't bro I'm not trying to yes I am but I'm not
trying to bro I'm trying to collect the new gloves is the price dropping as we
Speak how much is the fucking deadhand terminal right now? Why do why do my office keep going through deadhand terminal steam?
one quanta quester quanta quester
My god, this is golden. Do I show this right now? Yeah, I mean fucking but look at this shit
If you're clever, look at this the cheapest one right now is 17 euros
Don't open cases you're getting fucked in the ass, but you can do this for like an AK red. I know whatever set by orders
Look at this 17 euros is the cheapest one
I keep they keep popping up on my inventory right I'm buying them for 15 euros a
2 euro discount on every single one just because I placed a buyer this morning, bro
Just because I placed about why it's all about who plays to buy order first look
There's a guy who wants to buy for 1710 this guy is getting fucked in the ass if somebody lists their item for 15
euros
And one cent or below and I'm the first to did it like the next in line then I get it
You know what I mean chat type one if you know what I mean. I here we go good
That's a free cheeseburger every time it pops up
A free Mac cheeseburger bro good or bad good or bad good or bad good good red red red
Question is are they worth it for fucking 15 euros bro low key. No, okay. I'm getting scammed every single time
Plus cheeseburger. Oh
Oh my god, we got a happy meal. Go to red, size of clouds. Go to red, go to red, go to red.
Go to red, go to...
Go to red, go to red. Always check the float boys, we may be getting number one float.
Go to red, go to red, go to red.
0.099? Yo, why can't you be 0.999?
Don't say I collect the stupid buys and RMX, I'm not trying to collect it bro.
I have to collect it.
Gold or red?
I had 5 times minimum wear, stop bro.
Then there's actually AI. I have to check in a second.
Gold or red?
Okay.
Gold or...
She's bugger?
NINE!
Gold or red?
N-Yes, but?
Nine.
Point nine eight.
Don't say number one lowest float boys. Let me do one edge on this bro. See how it goes boys and girls
I'm gonna decline and we're only oh
And we're only gonna listen to the sound. Okay, here we go three two one
That's a fucking blue if you didn't know
That's the sound of a blue if you didn't know
Let me do one more
Shhh!
Oh my god
How we have to find an offer again
0.420 0.420 0.420
Let's celebrate
w
uh
Gold or red
Stop accepting blues, bro. I don't think it was like that gold or red gold or red gold or red gold gold. No
Or does it I don't know if it does
Gold gold gold red red red gold gold red red red red. Let me reset the seed, bro
I want only item up to 220 euros
Check this out the golds are right below 200 euros. Okay
Just give me unlimited
Gold all right. Now we reset the seed now we reset the seed three two one
I'll see it up to 900 W free cheeseburger. Come on up to 900 up to 900 that includes everything apart from step-track effect
You know right come on
Why is buying this crap it's probably gonna be worth more right more than fucking 10 cents
Come on gloves gloves gloves gloves gloves gloves gloves
purple I take it right 170s far absolutely and it's 0.167 float there
may be an overpay you know why it's my biota still there oh yeah it is look
how many though 11 all right here we go oh good right good right
Gold or red?
Gaben? Slideth the fuck?
Into my inventory now. Slideth into my inventory now!
Gold! Gold!
I have to play the OG playlist, bro.
I have to play the OG playlist.
What is it called again? It's like...
Vocal...
Trans...
Is it this one? Please be this one.
Yeah.
Come on. Here we go, Gaben.
Please give me something nice. Can I check to change the background of these chat? I don't like this dark nighty background, bro
I don't think I can right I don't think I can
You can't
Come on good good good. Chad you can see what we're still missing look
We unboxed everything from the collection and the only thing that's missing is
Is it glockfully tuned that I haven't unboxed yet? We haven't boxed off and we've already given in a way
We already who's jealous who's jealous of the winner, bro? Who's jealous? Maybe give away later today
Depends on depends on if I get something nice though
Gloves and the gloves were still missing gloves and glockfully tuned then we have the full collection, bro
Here we go decline
Well, let me complete my collection, bro
Slider him baby. Gold! Gold! Gold!
0.177. Check I'm doing the blowjob check again. Check this out. Check this out.
One of my favorite ways to open a case is to do a blowjob case. What does that mean?
You're testing your strength of blowing. I used to be the fucking goat at this.
Jinxy couldn't do it. Why? Because it's probably vaping. I don't vape. Check this out
So I have to hold my mouse until it's fully declined off. All right
It's easy for me to click something check this out above inspect. I'm gonna blow job it open
See that
But it's not gonna be easy
To do it like that. Let's see if I can do it, bro. Let's see if I can do it full focus full focus
It needs to be how long? One, two. Two seconds of full blowage. Who thinks I can do it?
Here we go.
Hey, don't do that. If it does that mid-blow job, I'm gonna crash out. Here we go. Three, two, one.
I
Know what you're feeling I'll give me gold give me gold
In Eagle I actually don't feel right right now. Give me gold
Oh, I feel about my all of my blood is in my brain, bro. I'm not gonna like
Oh
Golder at gold a rat
Good a what brain yo
Don't say that bro good or a good or a good or a
Oh good or at good or at good or at good or at I don't pay bro go to red go to red
Yo, if anyone can do this if anyone can do this, bro blow job open this thing bro
Nah!
If anyone can do it, I think it's possible. I think it's possible.
No shot, no shot, no shot. I'm not even gonna put up a prize, bro. It's just gonna be cheaters. It's just gonna be cheaters.
No way, no way, no way. It's impossible. It's impossible. Even professionals couldn't do it, I think. No shot.
Go to it, go to it!
Ah, go to it.
Give us something nice, Gaben. Give us something nice, now.
Oh, I'm gonna cry.
I have to buy it. I have to buy it. I have to I have to have no option. I have no option
Jett I deposit it two thousand euros, I think if I get only fucking rules
Baby girl
She's back. She is back the P90 death
Gaze. Chad the creator of the skin messaged me and was like yo thank you for liking my skin
I was like of course what are they called again yeah him or her thanks for liking my P90 death
Gaze just got another one I love her. W. Chad do I buy it? In before I decline it. I have to buy
that's right minimal well you can trade it up you can trade it up you can trade
it up 13 euros not bucks I think it's worth it
don't greet by it the thing is if I buy it this is the price of one terminal
I'm missing out on one more terminal if I buy this
AK the the chance of five chances of getting a gold
It pisses me off that this is the first roll, bro. I wish it was the last one
In
Some light the ice glow like firing the lasers or like a petrification effect of the Medusa with glowing eyes like in movies
Oh, is that what he means right here?
Damn!
I didn't even see that.
Damn!
Shit, I like that a lot.
I have to buy it, I have to buy it, I have to buy it, I have to buy it, bro, I have to
buy it.
The eyes it looks like it's shooting the laser out of the road. You didn't realize that well. I'm tapped in with the skin
Seen bro gold all right
Gold all right
Check this out
Check this out first luck all right
Free cheeseburger
Good uncle's freaky for real. Yo, I'm not an uncle bro. Go there. I'm not fucking freaky go to red
Go to red. It's just a nice skin. Go to red. Ha point nine nine
Number one check, number one check, 0.993.
If this is number one highest, I may have to buy it.
We sought the highest float for the Zuba stick.
Three to one, 0.993.
998
Decline
Decline it's like number five or something gold gold
Decline gold gold
Purple last of all taken
Could have been a blue
Well, how am I already at five hundred years in balance? This is not a good sign
Gold gold gold
gold gold gold
Gold gold gold gold gold
Is this the new case yes, this is the new way of how you unbox cases and probably will be the only way
For all the upcoming cases why because this
Circumvase the gambling laws and they make more money. Why because you have to buy the skin
I don't know why people are celebrating that you have to buy it like oh my god
They're so cheap bro. We didn't have to pay for them at the first place, bro
Like bro, and you can't say oh, but it's free bro
Okay, let's say a guy with no money opens one of these right it's free
He doesn't have to buy the key and then it he unboxes gloves that are worth
$1,000 and he has to buy them for one thousand. How what are you talking about?
What are you talking about bro? Are they gonna ask for like $900 or something?
It's just valve getting the first sale they want the money and they want to circumvent gambling laws, bro
It's the maximum greed which I respect as a greed lord myself
Make sure to twitch prime guys. No annoying ads running a three-minute ad right now. Just you know what it feels like
No annoying ads when sub it alright. That was that was fucked. That was fucked. That was fucked
I've never done that before oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. All right. Go go go good
Go it go it go it go it go it go it
shiice
Come on, go go go. That's crazy. Oh god. Yo, thank you for the primes answer with the twitch prime mr. Pretzel with the
With the prime lunch troller with the prime back niche with the prime salt boy with the twitch prime. Thank you, bro
All right, oh man
Zeta thing for the 21 months cushion the pussy
Do I buy the blues? Yes or no?
Let me ask Dima if he bought the blues bro, I actually to know
Bro, I'm calling him she got two golds
Chetif yo Dima
Yo, I hope I didn't interrupt you while gooning bro. I see on your phone right now. I was sleeping bro
Sleeping shizer good
Do you want to continue?
Hang up what is it both it's excited. Oh John
No, no, I just have a question. Oh god. Oh god. I'm sorry
Sorry, sorry Dima, but it's really important actually like for both of us
So you unbox two goals right from the new time in the case, right?
Did you accept the blues I need to know I declined I declined as millions we don't need the blues
The last the last offer you declined always. Yeah
We don't need the blues roll on your mom's life. You declined the blues most of the time on
Your life. Yeah, I did
Yes
99% of the time yes, bro
Because I'm telling you maybe AI like tick tock because they see okay here only buys the blues
We're gonna keep giving a blues
I'm not joking bro because I didn't see a gold once and I keep buying the blues
I didn't see a gold today, I didn't see a gold today, did you see my gloves?
Yes, and you did, did you unbox a lot or like a few?
Yes, I unboxed 60 now.
Yeah, I'm low key at 60 right now, I haven't seen a gold, once.
Yeah, I unboxed 20 today, I got three bulk shit things.
Okay, check.
Alright, hey, bro, continue to sleep, alright, just go right back to bed again, okay?
Sorry for interrupting your sleep for a minute though.
Bro, I've been asleep for 12 minutes, fuck you, bro.
so that's good so you weren't in the REM sleep yet so I had perfect timing on
that call no you edged me bro you edged me on that bitch bro
I said I said all right bro sweet dreams team I hope you have the sexiest
dreams possible bro all right of like unboxing a gold or something thank you
bro okay peace out peace out peace out good my bookie bye bye love you bye
interesting so you did to kind of lose let me let me try this out UMP fragment
Go fuck yourself
Bobby go fuck yourself. All right. You had your chance if you're holding the exploding uplink tournament right now
I'd stop in three two
I'm sorry did you just break my iPad?
Well, I got another one I went to the fucking Apple store. What's good Bobby? What's good? I'm back. What you got in store for me now?
I don't think it works.
Oh, it may work! It may work!
Hey?
Wait a second.
Jack, can't you climb that door?
No way I can decline that.
Do I decline till red or gold?
To test the theory?
Maybe it is an algorithm bro.
Kintsugi bro but this is good for 6 euros right?
Chat, one to accept this, two to decline.
And don't show me, please, like, don't show me, please, the best financial decision long
term.
Two.
Okay, we're going to test the theory.
I'm going to decline everything until we see a rat.
Oh, hell no.
A rat or gold.
We're going to test the AI theory, the TikTok algorithm theory.
It could be! It actually could be!
Knowing Valve? It could be!
This one hurts, I can't look at it.
Gold? Gold?
Purple.
Decline?
We don't want the puppets?
Gold?
Why is it showing a blue again? I just taught the algorithm I don't want blues, pinks or puppets.
hold on a second it may ask for triple confirmation
yo it's the last offer though no shot I no shot I'm gonna decline that if the
last one want to accept to decline
yo rockman thank you for the four months reseller bro toy now think for the
gifted sub Sparky think for the one gifted sub Arios think for the two months
which I'm about to watch cuz he one one I agree I do agree chat when it's last
offer we accept when it's in the middle and we have a re-roll we decline okay
unless it's red or gold wait I can leave it opened that's so fucking clever
oh my chat we can multitask I didn't even think about that we keep testing the
theory. Pinks, we leave them open. Decline, point four twa-
I am not fucking joking. I accepted a point four twenty a minute ago, didn't I?
guys what are the odds of getting three fucking digits almost back-to-back it
could be an AI algorithm that reads what you accept and they keep refeeding it
you. It's 0.4269. Wrong one. Am I onto something or onto nothing? What are the actual mathematical
odds that's fucking insane no point for 26 9 I have to accept that no
had time template 6 6 7 no imagine what 6 7 imagine what's just 6 7 oh my god it
It would have been legendary. It would have been actually legendary, bro.
6 9 3 6 3 6. Wait, I have to leave this one open. I have to leave this one open as well.
Here we go. Next. I'll leave it. I'll leave it. I'll leave it. I'll leave it. I'm not
going to decline. I'm not going to accept. Gold or red. Gold or red. We're teaching the
algorithm. Blue, decline. You just need triple confirmation. You're going to stop showing
us blues in a bit. Another, another 5-7. We decline. It doesn't know yet that we don't
what the fuck factory new oh boy for 85 euros I don't know if I can accept that
Guys, I'm not gonna lie. Is that crazy to say?
Jen cobra thing for the fucking 20 gifted when to gift it Jen cobra if you want me to accept it I accept it
That's basically the price of it wait, it's you
It's the guy
what the fuck do i accept it or decline it jen cobra judging by your immature
you look you're the you're the guy that knows the right to financial decisions
it's mr. it's mr. 1x titan chat it's mr. 1x titan sorry mr. 4x titan not on the
caramel though accept it
I'll keep my word wait I do keep it open though I do keep it open though right
I don't want to accept accept. I will accept it later, but should I accept it now? I don't know
How many exist of these in fact new
Is this rare? Do I love it or buy it?
Fack new, fack new, fack new, fack new.
63.
Hmm, is that a lot? I don't know.
I
Said I would accept thank you for the 20 fucking gift to bro drop some fucking W's in the checkbook and cover right now
Boom a k fucking crane flight bro
Fat fucking you baby. That is clean, bro. That is actually clean, bro
holy shit one out of 63 now 64 about to be damn now this one is clean bro this
one is clean how much are the rats from the other terminal what is this M4
called again Chad what is the M4 called from the other one
full throttle how much is that
oh my god and chat these ones do not trade up to golds wait I'm looking at a
pink what's the pink again
oh no what is the what is the pink again the op
ice no which one is it ice cold right ice cold factory new how much is this
this is the pink from the last one
no no no but at the start it was a lot more yeah we're cooking we're cooking
we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking in the kitchen we're
cooking in the kitchen chat and these are tradable trade upable to gold and
the AK is better than the op let's be real bro like this shit be what 200 minimum
right am I crazy gotta be gotta be gotta be gotta be gotta be 200 300 on the
low-low all right next go to red go to red go to red go to red thank you again
Mr. Jen cobra bro gold or red gold or red wait don't tell me the dunk game is
starting in fucking 10 minutes bro I'm really locked in right now I'm not gonna
lie are they going to that map yeah we can keep opening I was about to fucking
cry bro I was about to fucking cry if I had to enter this fucking session I
would have actually cracked I may have skipped the dump game I'm not gonna lie
yes yes we keep going baby go it go it go it red red red all right go to it
good or bad, good or bad, good or bad
purple 0.81, I gotta decline, I gotta decline, I gotta, I gotta
we gotta do what we gotta do boys and that's declining all blues and purple
to get the gold
0.42, it's edging the 0.420
I declined the blues, I learned my lesson, I learned my lesson, I learned my lesson
I learned my lesson bro
we're teaching Bobby like a dog, when he offers us a blue
We we fucking shock us ass, bro. Don't you dare show us a blue again, bro? Go back to your corner offering us golds now
Bobby
Next gold gold gold red red red gold gold gold red red red gold gold red red red decline
Point one six seven not a bad float go to red now
GG point eight nine point eight nine
Point eight nine go to red go to red saw three blues now. Let's grab up the color
What is this show me another color one more blue, and I'm gonna play the song that's called blue blue blue good
good good now
point for two again
Guys something is off with this something is off. Is it not?
Go live on YouTube I am live on YouTube now unless I got hacked unless I got hacked
Chat how do we keep getting these floats? I'm not joking something is off right now
what with this how do we have 12,000 viewers on YouTube what the fuck bro I
turn on the YouTube stream just for some people who don't use Twitch
yo are you guys real
No hate from the UK go live on YouTube you're watching me on YouTube what the fuck
YouTube on top you can we get some diamonds in the shed for the YouTube
mods bro yo how can I make the YouTube experience better though be honest the
sub function it doesn't do anything right like I don't feel good about
enabling subs on YouTube because I don't even look at that like chat I just put
it up so people can watch it there you know but if I enable it for 99 cents is
that a play yay or nay because then people at least have like emotes and
stuff because you can put it at 99 cents the sub option I don't know if that's
nice blame the algorithm all right here we go here we go I'll think about that
I'll think about that all right here we go here we go go go go go go go go go go
do I be kind of blue yes I do yes I do fuck YouTube grow up your Wilhelm 2012
your ass is fucking 14 bro what do we grow up what the fuck no bro bro's
typing with the fucking TV remote on the fucking family TV bro what do you mean
bro to your 2012 that's absolutely crazy you should be watching this bro
actually no it's not cases it's allowed in the Netherlands this is clearly not
evicting right clearly not fucking valve with all the loopholes in the
world go to red gold or red now point for all it's edging the fucking
give us something nice
0.1
go again
0.4
am i crazy
i swear this is
mathematically doesn't make any sense
it can be anything
3 8 3 1 3 5 3 6
Four six four four two four two four two four two how?
What are the odds of that?
for three
Decline
Next don't you dare smash my iPad Bobby? What?
Go again. I have another one. I have another one. I have another one
This is why the Apple stock price is going up. There's a fucking Bobby go to red
All right, next, decline, gold, Bobby knows you like the Zaza, I don't like the Zaza
but I like a gold.
Back to back purpose, you know what that means, we decline it, we tell Bobby, we teach him
a business lesson, we don't want blues, we don't want purples, we teach him a business
lesson we want, golds Bobby, golds.
Point four, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, all red, gold, decline, point three nine
I'm not taking that.
Guys always keep an eye on the float and on the pattern template, okay always
Go again go again
Pinks we keep them open remind me about that please. Why is it lagging?
Valve are you watching my stream right now? Let's make history give me the number one lowest flows for the clip will go
Absolutely nuts. Come on. Well, well, well, well
Why did it lag?
Bro, when you make a support ticket for Blizzard, at one time they had to fix my half zone account,
right?
I redeemed a code and I didn't get my card back.
And then I was in game once the admin tried to get into my account.
It got recently said like, someone is trying to access your account, I thought I got hacked.
But it was just the admin trying to give me the thing.
Why did my shit just lag?
I thought Valve was logging into my account, I'm not joking.
Valve, do the thing bro, please.
Do the thing.
I don't want the purple, bro.
Actually, I do like this one.
Do I have one?
I have, right?
Galil alligator.
So I want to check this one out in game later.
Remind me, brother, please.
Wanna see how it looks when you shoot it?
Goal, goal, goal, red, red, red, goal, goal.
Declined.
Go again, go again, go again.
Are you gonna watch yourself?
Yes, only the Spirit game.
Only the Spirit game.
Only the Spirit game, bro.
Here we go.
Toby please
I'm getting sick and tired of reading your text messages bro
Just show me the gold!
Gold, gold, gold
Lord Gaben I beg you
0.67
Gotta keep this one open for later
Not gonna check it out yet, not gonna check it out yet
Gold, gold, gold
Gold? He said this is from a billionaires private collection! Could be a gold!
Okay so the text doesn't matter huh
so the text doesn't matter huh from a billionaire collection he says from a
billionaire's private collection well a former billionaire he's under
investigation which means I'm liquidating what he can't a fucking six
cent skin a billionaire gold gold gold okay so he only has fucking garbage
gold gold gold yo yo who's this broke-ass billionaire bro this better be a
good on the last private collection Bobby the most expensive skin is worth
19 cents final offer take a leave let's stop wasting my time oh oh oh oh yo
Someone stop me, bro. Someone stop me, bro. I'm not joking this fucking piece of shit, bro
Holy fuck
Actually hate him. I'm not even joking
If anyone cosplays this fucking Bobby guy at the fucking next event, bro
I'm not gonna speak to you gold gold gold red red red gold gold
cold cold cold red red I've seen like 10 blues in a row I'm not gonna lie cold cold cold red red red
cold cold cold cold red red red cold cold cold that's 10 blues in a row I'm not joking cold cold
30 Gg gold thank you bro gold gold gold gold point six said one of point six
seven what's this edging what's this edging what's this edging gold gold
chat switch up the music a on a low cam in the zone right now gold gold gold
gold gold gold
All right, I'll put on some nineties, bro
Actually, I need some pop smoke. I'm not gonna lie. I need some pop smoke right now
It's a pop smoke
All right, come on. Go good. Gaben, please problem stop fucking playing games right now. All right. I play this game every single day, bro
And I open crates once a week twice a week
If one person deserves the gold bro, it should be me
I'm one of the greatest Counter-Strike players of all time ace after ace after ace every time I touch the game
Every time I cure premiere game, bro. I fucking love premiere
Gold gold gold
Point for
Am I fucking
Am I believing in ghosts or what is happening?
someone tell me the odds
mathematically of unboxing point four twenty police
because this is the fucking fifth one that I've seen max white pattern
Zubau
what is that rare it's gotta be rare
What the fuck it's like a why not I
Have to buy it I have to
Bro, it's max orange usually
Let me see if it's around let me see if it's around. Let me wait. I should have probably checked that first
So let me see let me see. Let me see. So this is called an mp7 amber line. Let me see what other people unboxed
mp7
aim
or a line. Orange? Hold on a second. Orange! No max y to be seen. Ah, some orange still.
Some orange still, right? I mean, wow, it's a lot possible. Ah, fuck, there could be one
That has literally no orange problem. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I continue. Come on. Go good. Lock in, baby
Gold gold gold slided in game in
Okay
Go again
Don't keep offering me pop it now because I accepted a purple. All right
Gold gold gold
0.96 is that number one highest float no shot, right?
Do I even dare to check it is a purple so it could be M4A1S
Electrum highest
Okay, GG fast for purple it's gotta be float cap, right?
Got it
Declined, Declined, gold gold gold, I haven't seen a single gold bro, not one, Declined,
0.439 nothing special, your Dagon thank you for the 10 bucks saying hey sorry for bothering
you, if you have the chance I have the chance to buy sport gloves ultra violent factory
new pattern two to eight maybe you will be interested I have the chance to buy the
fuck does that mean you have the chance to buy it and ask me if I want to buy
them I don't get it oh in the terminal in the terminal in the terminal I'm
actually acoustic duck seven how much how much does Bobby want how much does
Bobby want how much how much how much how much fact you knew how much does he
want to fucking you so I'm actually super super interested in this can you
sent a screenshot as well bro in the in the twitch chat 1.3k oh is that a deal
we're traveling are those the ones that I want wait those are the fucking ones
that I want no oh it's those ones brother sent a screenshot right now and send it
to me on Twitter or on Discord, right?
In the Discord server or on Twitter DMs.
We need to see the pattern, bro.
We need to see the pattern.
It depends on what the pattern is.
Low key, mm.
Just immigrant, immigrant.
Snipping tool and then immigrant, okay?
Easy.
Or just use your phone and send it to me via Bluetooth,
all right?
Here we go.
Next, gold, gold, gold.
Gold, gold, gold.
cool it cool it cool it
and what? yo I said yo bro yo this fucking chat
yo bro I said in me I'm not even gonna repeat it bro this fucking chat
why are you trying to make me look sus bro this action not funny
cool cool cool red red red red why does only keep ripping it
alright bro just give me a gold bro just give me a gold
just give me a gold baby I still haven't seen the Glock
Red either though. I still haven't seen the block right either only the op gold gold gold red red red
Point 73 do I want the purple battle scout?
He sent it
Facturing you
Examples I do want to see the screen shot the way it does get it off for bro. Just to make sure if it's real
Chad is that an accepto on the client
1.3K for factory new.
Mr. Kids Alive, do the 5.
Thank you for the fucking 5, bro.
I fucking said 9, bro. I appreciate the 5.
The 10 giftable, the 10, the 10, the 10. Thank you, bro.
Hearts on a fucking shirt.
Pre-sale on European for minimal wear is 5.
Zubau, Zubau, Zubau, Zubau.
Pre-sale on European for minimal wear is 5K euros.
What are the chances of those guys
guys declining their presale though on release day because like it's not locked
locked right it could be people trolling
could be people trolling bro iPad
accept us let me know when you sent the screen somewhere like check us twitch
Please switch messages
Distribution flow values for unbox a kk sudden so we're checking what the odds are for point for two
Well, one is the most common flow. That's why you keep getting point for two
Wait, it's the highest possible Louis look at this math
Interesting math. How does this work the hell?
Oh
My god
It's actually real
If I see this pop up, I'm gonna fucking come I'm not gonna lie
Factory new
ultra violent gloves on the first try
Look how he's even teasing it bro. He's and they're saying this one's factoring you never fired
Holy fuck
0.068
Oh, it's his fourth of us. Sorry. He just reopened the iPad my bad chat. It's his fourth of us
And he wants 1.3k
euros
Chat, I'm not lying. I
I tried to deposit money today on steam your valve is so fucking shameless
I tried to deposit money today on steam and the max money depositable is
1.6k euros which is equivalent to 2,000 USD which is the steam max limit you can have in your steam balance
They literally did the math
So for faction new gloves point oh 60 float. It's the fucking max steam balance those motherfucking scammers, bro
What the hell?
Bro, they're literally fulmin' maxing our ass.
And I hate to say it, but you should probably accept this, right?
Because they're probably gonna sell for more, I'm not joking.
Did someone already accept this? Let me check.
They're probably gonna sell for more to ChinaChat, I'm not joking.
I'm sorry but it's sadly true. It's sadly true.
One thing you can do bro, listen to me. One thing you can do, lowest one right now is minimal
where no one even bought one. You can edge it because look you have time to accept this.
You have how many days? Three days? Two days? Two days? And but then they, I don't know, chat, is it
going to be more? I don't know. Hmm. The thing is chat, one thing you do have to keep in mind that a
lot of people are not keeping in mind right now. When these new cases get released, right, you get
one case dropped usually now you get one ipad dropped which is equivalent to five cases
right you can decline it five times which means it's it's it could be that five times
more gloves are being unboxed if everybody is just hunting the gloves doesn't mean it
should still be above one point three K I think so I think so I'm not gonna lie I'm
I'm not gonna lie, it's probably still gonna be more, bro.
Like those are some of the best gloves
in people's minds right now.
They're set for 3K minimum.
People are comparing them to Vices,
which of course, these are worse.
But just as a comparison, like just so you know,
chat gloves are super, super rare and factory new.
Now you can trade up to them, but they're down to,
Oh my god
8k
Chep is used to be worth 40k
These used to be worth 40k. You know why they drop to fucking 8k because you can do trade-ups to them
You all it takes is five factor new low-float rats and you can trade up to factor new fucking vice-loves. They drop from
40,000 fucking dollars
Literally like you could sell them instantly for 40k at most likely to like a Chinese guy
We had a decent float you can do this knuckle eight fucking K
But I'm sorry for everyone who had faction new gloves. That was that took the biggest hit
Faction new gloves when it comes to the update bro the trade up update those guys got fucked bro
Nah, come on gold gold gold
Gold gold gold
Sheesh
It's that track point one one go next. I'm not stopping until I get a gold bra. I hope that don't cause much playing up until I get a gold
Minimal where go next only blues. Let me see the fact you know gloves, bro. Please bro. Please
Point one three, you know why they give you three days by the way, I just realized those fucking scammers
They don't give you three days for you to like think about it. They probably only give you three days instead of a day
so you can fucking
Like scrap together your money because you fucking maybe well above the steam balance limit
You know what I mean because you can only spend $2,000 every 24 hours
So they probably give you three days for you to make sure that all right
So now you can buy them like I've under like you're on the weekend when you have time, you know
Those fucking guys bro next gold gold gold
Gold gold gold chat. They're also gonna bring item trading to that lock. It's gonna be really really interesting
how they're going to implement items in deadlock it's probably going to be a similar system to this
after they see if they see if the numbers it checks out if it works it's probably going to be this
like this is probably also going to come to Dota call me nuts if Dota is going to ban cases everywhere
like different countries this is going to be the way gold gold gold i'm going to stop after i get
a gold by the way i hope you know that chat i only want one gold and i'm done i want one good and
And I'm done like Jinxie
Look at that fun cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Okay steady Maddie. Give me a gold though. Give me a gold though
gold gold
Can happen any case point or eight minimum where we're getting better, but still blues pink gold red
20 you're playing resident evil 9 I don't know bro. I do want to play my horror games though
The last one was hella fun row the lighthouse one
All right, next come on, baby. Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, gold, gold, gold.
Slide it the fuck in, bro. The fuck is Ari? Goal!
How many YEPS sessions do they have chat? Do we repeat our YEPS right now? Border guard
in Aradan said the paperwork didn't match, so I gave him a stack of Ari and it suddenly
did it. I don't even know what 10,000 Ari is in actual money, like six dollars or something.
So you want to take a look at some guns that don't exist? If you're interested, let's
make a deal who came up with these stories bro go next AI dialogue stop point six
to go next don't say steady you should accept it how now how now point seven
six reversed good good good good good good wait a second point seven seven
seven seven
Do I take that
Actually know about this one
It's on an m249 it's not on the net yo, I don't use the scan a lot
block blocks
One to accept to to decline
It's for sense, bro. Yeah, it's not about the for sense. It's about the if I decline I have one more chance to get a gold
You know what I mean?
I'll keep it open for now. I'll keep it open. I'll keep it in the back. I'll keep it in the back
We can accept it later
We can sleep about this one. Gold gold gold red red red gold gold gold red red red
Gold gold gold gold gold gold. Yo yo yo yo Bobby bro. I have people asking in my chat
You offered them a gold and they're asking me should I buy it? I'm the buyer. I'm not even thinking about it
I'm gonna insta buy it bro. I'm gonna insta buy it. Why are you not offering it to me?
I'm your fucking purchaser, bro
Stop giving me this fucking trash, bro
I'm the guy that buys whatever you show me gold
Point four three six seven eight pattern the next I should have kept that choice it can have it back wait
Wait, wait, can any kind of summer?
Gold gold gold
No. Does it matter what connection I have chat? Sometimes your connection is at 2, sometimes
at 3. Right now we have good connection. Does it mean we're more likely to get a gold?
No. Goal it, goal it, goal it. 3, 2, okay. How much of this channel is going for? $20
thirty dollars each right now every single time we open the iPad it's minus
twenty or minus thirty gold gold gold red red red gold gold gold red red red
decline gg gg gg let me see I have to do another how much are they right now
how much are they right now I was about to fucking celebrate so hard that's the
wrong fucking time and that hand 17 euros so let me see if I do this 15 point
boom and then I do 20 I'm buying another 20 I done come on go go good go
it go it go it Bobby slided in baby slided the fucking give me fucking
Minimal wear gloves. I don't know if I want fact you knew I'm not gonna lie fact you know is quite it's gonna want like 1.3k, bro
Where chat where do we think is the biggest profit margin on the on the gloves right now?
Is it minimal wear low float the thing is he also wants overpay for float?
Do we know if it jumps if you get gloves offered for point oh seven float
Does he want like double of normal manual wears?
feel tested is where the money is at really feel tested loves to 140 oh my
god 140 okay that's kind of nutty bro imagine you get the fucking the blue
dragon one for 140 oh my god oh my god please bro come on I want the blue dragon
ones bro blue dragon or the vices or what are they called or the ones that
look like a sweater the green sweater or the purple sweater gold gold gold gold
gold gold haven't seen a single red today literally my first terminal was a
red type one of you are there bro my first ever terminal on release day was
a red what the fuck is going on bro next whiteout coming soon what do you mean
gold gold gold white-out gloves gold gold gold who misses chat who misses the
who misses the case sound bro this may this may you may never I see that again
on my stream bro because right now I fucked up this morning I deposited
steam balance from the Netherlands like I have a Dutch bank account so look at
this I can't open cases anymore like Germany is gonna get rid of in any way
soon so in three days I would have been shopped anyways but bro I may have to
find a way bro I may have to move to like India or something America maybe
where it's not banned I don't know what the safest country is though because
America may get hit next with the whole NYC lawsuit bro VPN it's not just VPN
you need a bank account in that country I think you can't just change your region
bro. New Zealand. Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold. Slider
then gold gold gold gold. Okay bro. Chat is this yet more seductive when it's a gold?
Does he say like I have the sexiest thing available the highest tier of the highest
tier for the highest tier man of a caliber like yours? Like does he glaze you up when
he sees the gold? Let's see the text. Okay no more fooling around. I absolutely guarantee
You're gonna love this next one.
Ah, he's trolling.
Not a problem, plenty of other items and I'm about to move.
Next one up.
Alright, GG.
Doesn't look like you're picking up what I'm throwing at you.
Let's see if this one grabs your attention.
Alright, I'm never gonna read this text again.
You're called your business, your funeral, probably.
This is a threat.
Valve threatening you after you decline.
They are gambled products?
Ha, NYC I hope you are watching.
Gold, gold, gold.
Alright.
Your mouth.
If you don't give me a gold bro, I'll join the lawsuit.
I'm not gonna lie.
Gold, gold, gold.
Alright.
Gold, gold, gold.
Offer me gold for one dollar bro.
I'll join.
Mods.
Check flights to NYC.
Alright.
Gold, gold, gold.
Select terminal number seven.
There is a good good good in there
Okay, I trust you terminal number seven. I see you say unopened terminals, right?
Let me see
Terminal number one two three four five six
Here we go
Terminal number seven
Random chatter said there's a good in there
Good good good
first one is a blue what about the second one can I pre-fight by holding my
button no I can't go it go it go it where's the gold my friend where's the
gold my friend only blues literally only blues good good
4th terminal, 2nd offer will be the gold.
Turkey off.
If this is not true bro, you will get timed out.
1, 2, 3, 4.
2nd offer you say, right?
Here we go.
So first off I decline whatever it is.
Why are we lagging?
Oh my god, I thought.
Is Valve actually watching?
Wait, the seconds? I thought it was ours. It's a lucky day, buddy. Gold gold gold. Gold gold gold
good good good oh my fucking god these are fucking depressing but I'm not gonna lie like
not even a no no baits no nothing bro it's just a fucking dude fucking keep it
purple do I want to take this one no that is God oh my fucking god I should
probably take these bro I let me get this one actually okay yo bro I should
probably take the puppets I'm not gonna lie like they're gonna be worth more or
know like we realized that the AI thing is probably not a thing bro gold gold gold
wrap the gold I'll rub it on the next one I'll rub it on the next one gold gold
gold gold gold can I rub it from here not really you see how they even edging
the gloves text you see this bro doesn't tell you the text straight away it's
like a little bit deal like to the bottom bro they don't show you it fully
Goat, goat, goat, slathered in baby.
You're getting robbed right now?
I mean, yeah.
Duh.
Goat, goat, goat.
Okay.
Goat, goat, goat.
It's my luck, bad.
Do I accept this point?
One more one.
I'll accept it, bro.
We saw it doesn't fucking matter if I accept the decline, bro.
I take the fucking blues.
I'm not gonna lie.
Like, they're gonna be worth more, right?
Sure.
good good good good good good okay bro I need a better song
me something 90s bro
come on Bobby please Take Climb give me something nice I want number one lowest
float number one highest float or gold gold gold or rap non-statue track non-statue
only I forgot to rub the gold again fuck gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
now point a nine I take it don't question me when I take these fucking
four-cent skins boys I have to they may sell for 10 cents in a week I forgot to
rabbit again fuck I'm addicted remind me next time to rabbit muts good gold
gold gold all right go to red go to red gold gold gold gold oh proper I can't
accept that I need to check if there's a good in there gold gold gold gold gold
gold 019 gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
proper I have to decline bro that could be a good after this fingerprint method
What do I do with the fingerprints?
Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal.
I have to take it out.
Needless to say.
I'm playing Pokemon Ranger.
Gavin, please.
I'm rubbing the gold, so the genie can't come out.
the G, let it be, gloves and feel tested and offer them to me for $150.
Here we go.
Check this out.
Bobby?
We have a deal, right?
One fingerprint on each.
I have to take those.
right?
20 euros?
pattern 317
feel tested
like that's gonna be profit guys
for sure
right?
I'll leave it open, I'll leave it open, I'll leave it open
so we have more money to spend on terminals right now
clever
gold, gold, gold
I'll buy it in two days
what? actually remind me to buy it
oh my god I'm gonna forget I already know
gold, gold, gold, gold
double-o float
Stacktrack double-o float could actually be number one. I'm not joking
Double-o to RGD decline
Gold
Minimal where decline decline decline decline gold gold gold
Oh
Minimware 18 euros it's her again
I keep it open
Mots set an alarm in one day
tomorrow after like
By all of those bro. I'm scared that I forget. Oh my fucking god actually remind me bro. Don't let go gold gold. Good
Shit.
Gold, gold, gold.
Shit.
Gold, gold, gold.
I hope Donk isn't playing yet, bro. I need the gold before.
Fuck me, Nias. Gold, gold, gold.
Fingerprint method? Click every finger on the tablet.
It will show fingerprint. Every finger on the tablet?
Wait a second. These ones?
One...
2, 3, 4, 5...
WHAAAAT?!
I love you.
What the fuck?
9 euros for a stack track?
Again, again!
Again.
Wrap the gold.
Open the first.
Wrap the five fingers.
One, two, three, four, five.
what why didn't it work again one two three four five one time use one two
three four five gaben hello I'm rubbing your fingers bro give me a gold all right
Yo, why did it work only once bro? Oh my god, don't question me. I'm buying the blue. I have to bro times are tough
Actually thought we wanted something. I'm not it's a cool down chill. How long is the cool down? How long wait? I have no more
Well, you know what that means, bro. You know what that means, bro. It's time to open the steam market. Yeah. Oh my god
It's so good to have steam balance. All right, here we go. Mmm
Market scheisse not gonna buy all this went through
17 euros so let me buy him for boom and then cheeky 10 right now suck I don't
think we need more than 10 to get a gold right now here we go minus 200 euros
gold gold gold can you see gold gold gold happy to hear you realized guys I'm
technically not opening cases though like I'm never addicted to cases but
this is not case this is this is the terminal gold gold gold chassis
Come on one more chance, baby lock in gold gold gold gold gold gold. This is last we know nine. Yes, it is
except
It's five cases no snow, bro
Jettestown playing yet. No, right? I can't miss again
Please send me the most lost no front. Oh, oh my god
What are they doing?
Check!
Maus is a top 5 organization right now in CS2 and they're losing to fucking foots!
A team that I didn't even know of a fucking week ago!
fucking week ago
They had a decent run recently at a tier one tournament but before that we never saw them anywhere
11 to 3 that GG
Demon, cemetery, Kraachben and Launsbrough
Enzingus
Look at them play against some more against Navi right
Navi against the winner of foot. Oh, nah
Oh now, you know, I'm sharing for that bro. It's Navi time. Sorry, bro
Sorry, bro. So after this don't game bro. Goal. Goal. Goal. Should we have to hurry up a little bit?
Gold gold. Go. It's lagging. That's a sign
Hold on a second
Valve, please tell me you're in my account right now sliding in the gold
Gold gold
So do I want to cap it at 900 euros am I more likely to get gold than they are
Nage what what is it eliminate right now just facture new gloves right now fuck that
Statrack rats are they gonna be 1.3k?
I've no idea what they put on that if it's that regret is rather than a knife
gold gold gold wait after by that hmm
oh yeah bro bro bro Chad how many have I opened
Eh.
Gold.
Dima got two golds in 60, I've opened way more.
Have I not opened like...
100?
I swiped it because yesterday,
when the update got released in the middle of the night,
I bought them for 25 euros each,
with almost max balance.
now I have max balance I'm almost through that at 20 each hold yo I'm
actually going scan
chase got three goals in 17 cases
I wish we had that.
Congrats to Shays.
Must be nice.
Gold, gold, gold.
Flurry just got gloves.
So did I!
Really, actually?
Gold, gold, gold.
Yo, are golds banned in my country?
cases are banned wherever I store countries at right now maybe it's just
they have a deal with the Netherlands like sure you just don't can't get them
addicted by giving them bolts just give them blues after by that I'm actually
getting cooked like actually I haven't seen a single rat today I haven't seen
the thing we read today. Good.
I want to listen to the sound. Purple. That's what a purple sounds like,
guys. Everybody's about. Everybody's about. The gold sounds way more dominant.
It's going to go. We all know what a blue sounds like three to one.
What is that? That's not a blue. I'm thinking that's a purple eater call me nuts. I have
no idea what a red sounds like though. He wants... oh he wants 93 cents. I forgot to
hide that she wants I think he wants 93 for fucking gold oh my god bro I check
this out
93 cents alright that's fucking blue look I'm so jigger check I'm gonna decline
where the could be number one those float could be worth like 10 bucks
RGG don't call me cringe for checking both please
Oh it
Fuck man, I want to close my console
What is it Bobby mm-hmm of course
Yo, give me a fucking gold, baby.
Is it impossible?
I've literally opened 500 of these.
I'm not joking.
Like, 500 re-rolls, which is better odds than getting gold.
It's 1 in 400 to get a gold, 1 in 400.
Right?
Am I stupid?
three spin it's like one is like opening five
Next it's 50 50
I'm feel disgusting for buying these bro. Oh my I should not be supporting this right now
Gold, gold, gold.
Decline. Come on.
Is this fucking impossible to get something nice?
Goal, goal, goal, baby.
Goal, goal, goal.
Come on, come on.
Do it.
No!
guys I don't know what to say I thought I have the best luck ever I got on release
night a rat into a blue into a pink now I open 50 of them and I see two pinks
where the rats where the golds
gold gold gold whoa I shouldn't celebrate that I feel so disgusting for
celebrating that I shouldn't I don't want pinks I have three of these do I
take that I mean I have to but it's open more I buy it later I have three days
to buy that much revenue by tomorrow good good good good I'll take it but give
give me a red or gold come on come on
point for two crazy fucking Glock
all right, check this out boys and girls we have unboxed every single thing from
the newest case if you check the collection everything is checked off
bonus XP get ready for the animation wow building another company the only thing
we're missing is the gloves pattern 777 pattern 777 bro I wish it was 0.420
I wish it was 0.420 pattern 777 that would have been legendary
nine we're so close it's still good though pattern 777 red oh my god imagine
420 and 777 though 48 bucks. That's a good price actually bro for where one
that's good because you can trade it up to fit as a gloves right that is not
fucking bad take it no golds inbound no no no no I'll keep it open bro of
course I'll buy tomorrow I'm not buying it right now right should I buy right now
should I buy right now wait I have a question I actually have a question that
is really important right now the sound chat if I accept it right now it's gonna
be tradable in seven days. If I accept it tomorrow, is it going to be tradable in six?
Does this timer, like, because that matters a lot. The red is worth a lot more right
now in seven days than tomorrow in seven days. Still seven. Oh, jeepers. It's when you buy
buy it.
dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive.
How much steam balance do I have?
Ooh, wait.
I don't know about this one.
250 still.
Guys, remind me to stop opening when we
hit 50 euros on steam, OK?
Because then I may have to buy.
I'm already out.
Last one.
Last one, last one.
And then I have to buy some more.
Declined. Gold, gold, gold. Our first red of the day. We've seen every single thing
apart from the gloves. Every single thing apart from gloves.
Bites, blues, ignores, rats. Bro, I have three days to buy them. Gold, gold, gold.
Gold, gold, gold. Gold, gold. I want to buy a red right now, bro.
All right fuck let me buy terminals up to 50 get into the groove
So let me know once his updates is it in 45 minutes for real for real are they gonna push it earlier?
Bad night, I locked the door so no one else can see me.
Yes? Okay.
Ah, let me buy some more.
Oh my- Yo, I'm running out of balance.
I'm running out of balance.
What is this shit?
No way I have to go out the count!
Goat, goat, goat!
Go it go it go it come on now Bobby
Go it go it go it
Rubbing the fingers one two three four fucking five
Declined did it reset did the cooldown reset all five fingers left
What do you want me to do what do you want me to do what do you want me to do bro suck the finger?
I can't bro. I can only touch it
Gaben doesn't allow me.
One, two, three, four, five.
Do I have bad aim?
Is that the reason?
One, two, three, four, five.
Right on, right on.
Wait, it was last off for Omar.
And I should have accepted.
Omar, 0.99!
Give it to me, please!
How do I?
Gold.
I'm actually getting annoyed. I'm not even joking. I'm getting annoyed. I'm not even joking.
Good. Yo.
I'm not even joking. Good.
Did she give me four blues in a row?
Good.
Okay, he's jumping. He's jumping.
Yo, I feel so disgusting for buying these, bro.
I actually do.
Why am I supporting this?
I want to punch him in the face, but I'm buying his product right now.
Goal.
Gold
Is that 10 blues in a row?
Gold?
FASS!
Oh my god, I'm such a fucking bitch.
I'm so fucking disgusting for buying these, bro.
good good good good now Bobby now
good good good good good good I'll reset my game reset the seat if this is all
blues again good good okay proper do you want me to reset the game you want me
to stay inside and open fucking more gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
offer me something good please I don't want these because I buy them it doesn't
mean that I want them I don't I don't I don't I really don't restarting game
restarting game restarting game oh my fucking god bro
bro all my Twitter feed is people getting goals offer bro Dima two goals
Shays three golds in 17 cases. Are we taking the piss? I've opened a hundred
What the fuck?
How do I have the Jinxilac right now? My knack used to be fucking cream
Gold gold gold
Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
God! God! Those ass! No!
Why do I get the wifi gloves?
Oh my God! Why the wifi gloves?
It could have been Blue Dragon, it could have been Vices, it could have been the
fucking
the fucking sweater ones, the pink and purple, the wifi driver gloves
Oh my God!
Is that even worth it?
It's gotta be right.
Minimal where?
Paton 6-8!
It could have been Paton 6-7!
Nine!
It could have been 6-9, 6-7, one above, one below.
An actual collector's item.
Oh my god
I'm actually pissed
Bro, there's people that collect that I'm not joking bro one off one below one above
Driver glove Zygaya
Send the clip our arrow called them again, please
Send the clip our arrow called them right now, please chat are these good
Yeah, you're nay
No decline ass chat these are the gloves that we got I
Can't believe we got the driver gloves. I how do you pronounce it?
It's just another Chinese pair of gloves am I trippin the sea hi ha
I can't buy those, I'm not gonna lie I can't buy those, I'm not gonna lie.
If that's all they're pronounced I'm not gonna buy them, I'm not joking bro.
How do you pronounce those?
I'm not supporting that name of those gloves if that's how they're called bro.
The minimum wear though.
Oh my god.
Look at his text chat.
This is what he says when he got a gold.
A shitty little republic just strung up their president.
Lucky me, I inherited his supply chain.
What the fuck?
I inherited his supply chain.
Just so you know, I've got other interested parties in this hardware.
I know buyers who'd have sold their own mother to a gulag to get their hands on that.
Well done.
What the fuck?
We're getting political.
Third highest float if you buy, that can't be true.
You mean lowest, right?
Third lowest.
Is that sparkles?
We both got the Wi-Fi gloves. Did you get other ones?
Don't call me a creep, but I'm gonna fucking watch this inventory like this. Check this out.
And then solve my newest
Wait doesn't it work
Don't do it. Oh, why why buddy why
It shows up for one week, okay, I'm not showing I'm not showing I'm not showing
I'm not showing I'm not showing I'm not showing
Do I buy these though?
My my my my my
I mean I mean I saw the capro photo picture
Chat I have a question though. Do I open more right now?
Because again the steam market limit wait, I have some available right now
Let me open the rest. Let me open the rest.
Maybe we get better ones. Imagine we get better ones.
Imagine we get better ones. Come on. Back to back. Back to back. Back to back. I've died in these cases. We can do this. Terminals. Okay.
Good. Mouse Eliminated.
I need you to lose that interview and win our interview bro. They're gonna be happy as fuck
I'm so happy for foot like I'm not
Bro
Shack mouse is supposed to be a tournament winner
They just lost to an complete underdog bro. It's like me grabbing my
My high school friends and we just beat LeBron James. I'm not joking. That's what they just did bro. I
Mean LeBron James was all of these guys don't but on the skill level. That's what it means, bro
No!
We did that shit!
Ho ho ho!
Again some of the greatest!
When there's a winner there's a loser.
Hold on.
He doesn't need a drink right now.
He can just sip up his own tears.
A little bit salty though.
Ooh, salty.
Shit.
Toji, new happy.
New glasses looking sassier than ever.
What the fuck are those?
Those are meter glasses.
No, why is that PC in the back?
Why are they so chunky in the back? This is what glasses look like look at his what an absolute battle
You put miles out of the time and our checks and there say what you got to say man
So I mean I actually have no words, you know to be honest
It was it was a crazy experience again a hard
Every time we face them is the same story
Someone is throwing some rounds from them from us. It doesn't matter and then we go back and forth
But now we managed to win control over emotions and we did it you controlled your emotions
Just tell me about your team right now and your teammates.
I'm looking at players like Irbini that have come in here
and you guys are making a statement.
So tell me about your teammates and how they performed today.
Insane.
Like that's what I got to say.
Like on a mental level, they were sharp.
They didn't give up at all.
And we had some bad rounds, to be honest,
which in maybe some other situations or some other tournaments
before we kind of gave up on those same scenarios.
But now it was not like this.
Every one was sharp.
Everyone wanted to win.
And then everyone wanted to show that we actually got it.
How do you think you fare against Navi?
I can't wait for it to be honest
Anything you want to say to these people that are waiting to hear from you right here in the front row?
I mean to be honest guys. We love you. It was insane. It's our first tournament here on the playoffs and you're insane
Yes, thank you for the support
Thank you. Thanks. Congratulations. I've seen great boys class. Can I see obvious?
I probably today is the first day in the arena
for people watching the game from life genuinely it comes down Jason
The final moment that they can close it out and go to the fans after winning somehow some way foot managed to do it
Which he does not offer a very exciting game versus not be too hard when I was watching that mouse come back the whole time
I just had with what kind of yet. I said at the start of the series
I'm so much fun to watch this level lounge is a good chip talker to respond with when they're put to the test
He has had every time today in the series. They answered the test they got put the gold for lungs a gold for lungs
Let's do it, bro. We just won the game against mouse. Can we get the gold?
okay last case guys it's the spirit game coming up I will be watching the
spirit game um but this you're gonna do some yapping before that right so let
me fucking finish these bro let me finish these bad boys bro the job isn't
done bro I asked I wanted two golds right to oh non-status recommendable
where yeah I have to buy this one right now no I shouldn't be greedy bro I
shouldn't be greedy bro if I buy it right now it's gonna be tradable in seven
days a castle I can sell it for way more than if I would buy it tomorrow I'm
buying it right now we have the gloves already if I if I didn't have the gloves
ready on the second iPad I wouldn't buy this right now
go good easy AK baby come on give me cloud chaser gloves cloud chaser dragon
dragon dragon check the expensive ones are the cloud chasers right cold cold
Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
What is my luck now?
What the fuck?
I was praying for times like these!
Back to back?
Do I buy this one too? How much money do I have? 84.
I take it, no? And I buy the gloves tomorrow.
I didn't have enough for the, not for the gloves anyways.
But you have to buy them tomorrow morning. I
Shouldn't be greedy right now
I'm taking it right now, bro. Those are gonna farm in a week from now people will do trade-offs, bro
These will for sure be like a hundred bro
Motz Motz set your time us right now tell your mom to remind one pixel, please in
Exactly seven days from now. Wait, wait, wait. I need to give you the date. No, no, no
I know my ass will forget bro
When I unboxed the butterfly sapphire chat it was worth ten thousand
I just listed it this morning for 6,000 or something. I always fuck up because I sell things late, bro
Motz, I need you to remind me look at this date
March 21st
8 sharp
Why say I didn't get the Glock I got the Glock I'd love to buy it
Jinxy text where I don't see it
Wanna watch ESL with me and Squishy when Dong plays?
Yo, he doesn't know that I'm gonna be annoying as hell, bro.
Oh, God.
Shad, oh, God, oh, God.
I always say usually no to like watching a game together because I'm so annoying when
watching these because I just scream like I'm excited.
Who is it against? Wait, against Australis? Oh man, I'm actually invested in the game.
Hmm. I'm scared that I'm going to be unbearable for us chatting for him, you know. Australis
versus Spirit, bro. It's a fucking banger.
hmm now join him or it's his first game he may not like he may have some
questions or something he screams to yeah yeah fuck it fuck it fuck it I mean
Hey, this is the best day too because I'm kind of right today, bro. My energy level is kind of low, bro
So I'm not gonna be as as unbearable
Let's do it
When is the sad though you ask for the time
Check this to be this should be locked now right yeah, it's locked. It's an uneven number
He should start watching in like 30 though right because else he's gonna miss the interview
He should watch the interview too like I want him to to see the whole oh he's already
No it's not no it's not
Che, when are they going to show interviews?
Ah, DZ, I told him in like 30, in like 30.
Ah, come on, we have one more gold toned box, bro, please.
Oh, god, yo, how did I turn to general again, bro?
I did not use to open cases like this, bro.
Gold, gold, gold, please, I want one more gold, one more.
Nine, nine, nine.
I would like to spend better on that one, come on.
BC game starting, what do you mean BC game?
Is Zasha playing right now?
Zubal.
Che, what is Zasha doing right now?
Simple on DC hasn't played in so long
Shut the fuck up you fucking hyper x Roman cup
$13,000
In one hour
The fuck happened to oh Jesus logo here we go decline gold gold gold
Uh, Yup, it smacked with the 5,000 bits. Thanks for getting me back into CS2 and giving me a crippling gambling a dick.
Stop. Actually stop, bro. This is why I stopped opening cases, like we used to, like on that level, like gold, gold, gold, like full in the zone because I actually received DMs like this.
I'm just like this. I don't know if those are guys who are trolling, bro.
Don't say that. Like, are you being badass right now?
Oh, God.
Yo, today is the last day, Chad. Today is the last...
Today is the last day. Today is the...
Gold, gold, gold.
NYC is watching.
Oh, my God. Yo, thank you for the 5,000 bits.
I'm gonna spend that on case...
I'm gonna kill you.
Shice, bro. Thank you for the 5,000, bro.
Oh, hell no.
Gold, gold, gold. Okay, that's two terminals.
Okay, that's two terminals. I'm not even joking.
Have to buy this people guys and I have to get the cloud chasers. I'm trying bro
What up a kid was fucking sick where my other terminals what the fuck am I already out I
50 bucks left
Chat. Buy two more terminals. Where can I afford three? Two times seventeen is thirty-four
plus seventeen is fifty-one. Do I buy two terminals or do I or do I buy one of these?
look we have some saved up look look look
this one i can buy tomorrow it's 250
chat this one's exactly 48
and we have
49 in balance
is that a sign
i think it may be
Because this is probably one of the most expensive items on release day. Why?
Because a lot of people are waiting right now to buy it, right?
They're probably like, well, I'm gonna buy it tomorrow.
But then there's gonna be some twisted people who want to do the new glove trade up
and then I'm gonna be one of the only ones with the fucking... with the red.
Chat, do I sell this one though? Shies, you're right.
Pattern 777.
Well, this could be like 500 on release day.
Okay, that's too high.
But like 400? 300?
I'll buy it now.
Delusional.
I actually wonder how much it will be.
One for buy, two for re-roll, three for open, more crates.
Okay, mostly as one and three.
chat what if I told you what if I told you that I'm pretty sure I didn't spend
the steam limit yet and we could still deposit I think it's 300 euros listen to
me chat listen to me I think I can still deposit 300 euros I'm not joking I
I only did 1.3k euros and I think the limit is 1.6k euros, right?
I
Went from never depositing to steam to depositing twice in one day. This is not a good start, bro
After adding my bank account to the shit
Question is do I deposit right now and buy the gloves maybe so that tradable one day earlier
If I sell these on release day, it could be it could be massive
like there's only three minimal where once right now and maybe there's a
Chinese guy who can't wait
shut the fuck up you fucking gift
celestial stop celestial stop actually stop I could cry right now stop what is
this if this is a hundred euro gift card or a hundred dollars I'm gonna fucking
I'm gonna fucking know I'm gonna buy more tournaments right now
And before it's a hentai game that would also be a max one, please
Bro stop stop stop stop stop
No, that's actually max win
Yo, bro, bro, bro, you're never gonna beat the sugar daddy allegations, bro. What is this?
What is this? $100 steam gift card? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Yo, I gotta add more people on steam.
I'm pretty sure I can only, now I'm joking. Oh my God, bro. Chad, do I accept that? Yes or no?
Celestial, it feels so weird to accept this, bro. No, but, oh, it's so sexy. It's right there. It's right there.
And it speaks to me because it's 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 terminals.
Oh my god.
I can't, I can't accept this bro.
I have to at least give you something back.
I BLOCKED UP ACCEPTED!
RISE!
SELF-A-SHELL!
We keep going!
We keep going baby!
Haha!
Alright listen, check this out, check this out, check this out.
Hearts in the shed for Celestial right now bro.
Hearts in the shed for Celestial.
Yo, chat, these may be addicting bro.
These may be addicting.
I'm not gonna lie bro.
Yo, Netherlands, if you're watching bro.
If you're watching, um, this is not gambling bro.
This is not the same as cases.
Chat type 1 if this is not the same as cases bro.
Four more!
Lock in.
Oh man I'll start GG
Gold gold gold red red red
always check the floor boys could be number one loss and number one highs
Google go Google go Google gold gold golds off money accepting I got the
cloud chasers price prediction I'm so happy for you right now bro I'm so
happy for you miss the KSPD bro oh my fucking god GG bro
game and give me one as well he doesn't deserve it I deserve it please give me
the fucking cloud chasers now it's my favorite loss it's my favorite loss the
Please give it to me man!
Congrats bro.
I know how much they are.
What condition bro?
What condition?
Factory new. Pattern 500.
Accept or decline?
Decline?
That was a test, of course decline.
Go, go, go.
Go it! Go it! Go it!
Listen to the sound. We know what a goat sounds like now.
Blue.
No no wait over to the last one
Wait a second that's not a blue that's not a blue
Imaging it from right to left. Is that a pink? Please be at least a pink. Is that a purple background?
Nine. Nine. Flood check? Point to two. Go next. Decline.
Now we know what a purple sounds like. Blue. Blue. Blue. Flood check? Point one one one.
repeater 5 5 5 pattern a bit except the decline except the decline I don't actually
1 1 1 5 5 5
decline
Number one flow check GG go next
Oh 0.34 go again come on
Oh my god
That's it. That's a goal. No
And even if the
It even played in jiggles was that has to be a gold. I'm not even joking
That has to be a gold
How do I reveal it? How do I reveal it?
Top to bottom. It's either a gold or a rat. I think they sound the same.
Blind accept, but I don't have the money.
How do I reveal it? Right to left, but it will show the color.
Maybe top to bottom?
Right to left, right to...
Shut the fuck up you fucking stop Celestia stop stop stop
Check the price do I check the price first nine I want to see
Price first
Okay, okay, okay, I like that
Yo, but if it's 50 bucks, it can't be gloves. I'm gonna cry then it's like a rat
Let me check the color color first
Actually, I don't know.
Neal, I'll check the price. I'll check the price. Boys and girls, I'm checking the price.
I'm going to go up the price. Listen to me. Check this out.
Please be three digits. It needs to be over 100. Then it's gloves.
Over 100. Over 100. Three digits. Three digits.
Three digits. Come on, three digits.
Is that the dot? Three digits. Three digits.
Wait, the dot is right here.
No, it can't be! Because it can't have three digits behind the dollar.
It's not going to be 50.555, right?
What is this? Huh?
I'm going to go up at them. Careful, now it's going to leak. How much?
90 euros!
I'm not going to lie, there could be battle scout gloves on the way one.
one chat we had reds offered no they were like weren't they wait no wait can it
be please be bad it's got loves bro I'm gonna go from the right that's good
no it's not oh shit what is that no no but yes it's an AWP it's an AWP it's an
AWP it's an AWP it's an AWP condition oh my fucking god bro it could have been
gloves it has the same sound right oh my god it could have been gloves it's
still it's still really good though it's still really really good though Chad like
this will be worth 500 or something right literally 400 maybe like that's
massive right surely am I clueless on release day your hearts in chat for
fucking Celestia, bro.
Out of the last one, bro.
Nah.
What the fuck?
That is clean.
Bro, I actually thought gloves declined.
Are you fucking stupid?
Won't just be tradeable one day after release?
Yes, one day.
But it's still going to be massive, Hatanta, now?
For sure, bro.
little trade-ups maybe even better on second day some of the price goes up and
then drops wait so fuck if I buy tomorrow one block we already have
I bought myself to fit us it up to really congrats bro so that you can have
this one if you want you can have this one if you want it's it's technically
yours bro oh let's do that sound again just to remember it bro just to
remember it listen to that shit bro
shit it's the same exact sound as gloves right the way it plays the jingle
at the end oh my god compared to gloves wait I have the gloves wait wait
this is gloves listen to the sound
Oh
Where's it where are the gloves this one right? Here we go. Listen. Listen
Bro, how many open
Listen to this one
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I've opened my eyes one more time. It's a fucking pink. I'm gonna crush up
Which one is it?
This one.
Why did I keep that on?
Oh my god, I'm going to crash out.
Ask me this one bro.
That's it.
That's the same sound right?
Is that the same sound chat?
As this one?
I'll just check one last time.
Doesn't have the drums in the red?
The drums?
Yeah, it's same, it's same, it's same, it's same, it's same, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's same, it's same, it's same.
Chefs at fuck up, you're fucking the shit.
I can't.
why are there two yo yo yo yo yo yo no bro this is not a good look bro this is sugar
baby you oh no don't go if you call me that shit I'm actually not gonna accept but this
is not funny bro read the except oh wait there's a clausal in there let me see let me see what
does he want in return let me check let me check let me check let me check
Babu just straight it up to Karaphi to take it fast actually so what the
fuck is this I am addicted you stop sending me gift cards guys
fuck you what the fuck is my old programmer chat this is the programmer
goat what the fuck and he did he stopped working for me because he found a job
I said a better job GG now. I needed to find another programmer, but I found another one W. Poland, bro
W. Poland until he finds another job
I told him you're like bro. Let's walk it out like I can I can pay you like tell me tell me what is your current job?
I'll pay you more. He was like no. I'm happy GG
Yo, but pod you why bro?
Why bro?
Mmm
Am I really gonna open 150 more, bro?
Ahhhh.
When is the dunk game starting?
28 minutes?
Is that true?
That's a lot of time!
I'm not gonna lie!
That's a lot of time!
I'm not gonna lie!
That's a lot of time!
I'm not gonna lie!
That's a lot of time!
I'm not gonna lie!
There is a lot of time, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
I can't look while clicking though, I can't, yo bro.
Yo, this is the moment where I need a high-rise bro,
where he can accept this for me, so I don't have to shame this.
Fuck, bro!
So, top one if I should accept, two if I should deny.
Bro, I just see the fucking packages
in front of my face right now.
I just wanna talk to Bobby right now.
Bro, Bobby is such, Bobby is literally like a fucking OF girl, you know, like you take him, you have to pay for every message. What is this? I just realized, I just realized.
Bro, only answers when you pay him fucking five cents.
What the fuck when you fucking buy the terminal? This is absolutely crazy, bro. This is absolutely crazy, bro.
Nah, bro. Oh, hell no.
One, one, one, one, one.
Accept it with dick click. Yo, I can't do that, bro. That is actually getting weird, bro.
Nah, nah, nah! Chill, chill.
Don't actually clip that shit, bro.
Yo, bro, don't do that shit, bro!
No, I mean it. I mean it, I mean it, I mean it.
I mean it, I mean it.
I mean it. Actually don't bro, actually don't.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Not my proudest moment. Not my proudest moment, bro.
But a hundred bucks to a hundred bucks.
Oh, fuck.
Yo, I can't accept this one yet,もう, yo, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I can't, I can't.
Let me see first. Let me see first, what's inside of here?
But hot and shit for silly stop surviving the fucking sponsor emoji hot and shit for selection and for fucking Paul you bro. Oh
My fucking god. I'm addicted to the shit. I'm not gonna lie
How many can I fought how many how many five?
Wait do I buy five or do I buy?
No, I got open more. I buy tomorrow with my money. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I'm gonna open. I'm gonna open. I'm gonna open. I'm gonna open and buying it all tomorrow
Here we go. Come on. Goat, goat, goat. Goat, goat, goat. We're so back. We are so back.
Goat, goat, goat. Now our luck is fucking juicing, baby. Now our luck is fucking
juicing, bro. We went from getting fucking 50 blues in a row. I'm not gonna lie.
To fucking getting red after, red after, red. Listen to the sound. Listen to the
fucking sound. Listen to the fucking. I fucked it up. Listen to the fucking sound
then say nothing everybody's about everybody fucking is about listen to
this check this out check this out we now know what it goes sounds like
I'm not even gonna look at it don't say number one low slow go
okay look you have to check the float could be worth a few pennies I said
don't call me cringe vast is already my last offer how's that my last offer
already house of my last so far ready
after five
just get out to build zero float you'll that's couple clothes for stuff your scope
how you doing bro check this out check this out
talk to me buddy
cool
That's not a blue that's not a blue how much do you want for it one night?
It's a problem. Ah, money decline check this out. So do you like the sound reveal the ASMR reveal? Yeah, I like it
It's the only way we can edge it
No, I just declined the blues like no shot. I'm getting a number one lowest gold gold
Gold
number one lowest don't call me cringe for checking fuck why am I even checking
check this out listen to the sound
stat check facture new 32 cents I have to buy it I have enough money right yay
show screen what do you mean show screen what do you mean show screen all
I'll only close my eyes you will see but I can hear the sound all right come on
come on come on come on
decline chat don't etch me when it's a red don't etch me what is that either
popular pink I don't think it's yeah it's not a rep brother the red clay
the jingle at the end I'm only gonna look at the chat I'm only gonna look at
the chat gold notes not right now it's not it's as come on come on come on
What? It makes a different sound for steady? I have never I've never knew that I've never
knew that there was a different sound no?
NUEL!
I swear there was a different sound though I've never knew that again wait we have the
XP now last one last one where I hide and you can actually
Red, red, red, red, red, red, red.
Cold triangles.
Chat, we have all skins unlocked.
We got all the blues, all the purples, all the pinks, all the reds, all the go-goddammer loser.
Gimme the bonus XP.
Nice!
Few XP closer to the next level.
That's how we play.
We keep it that way. Check this out.
Cold.
Hello.
Fuck.
Again.
Sh-sh-sh-sh.
Bro!
Come on.
Listen to the sound.
No jingle!
That means it's a pink, right?
Ah, no jingle.
No, I don't think it's gloves, bro.
The gloves have a jingle, bro.
The gloves have a jingle.
I'm gonna open console so I can etch myself
3 to 1 fuck bro how much do they want it's not a rat bro I know it's not a
rat 159 that's a purple boss why was I watching by the side that sounded
different than the last blue except check should we actually gather or is it
do you like it more when I only close my eyes like I'm not cheat I'm not cheap
but it's lagging that's a good sign that's a good sign together let's
etch one together careful price blue we all know it we all heard it flow check
nothing don't call me cringe for checking the flow for couple of pennies
it is always times a tough come on hold
Blue. Floor check. Don't come to cringe for checking the floor. Time's a rough.
Going again. Come on. Check this out.
Blue. Don't come to cringe for checking the floor. I have to.
We're doing it. Boom. Come on. Go. Go with the red. Listen to the sound.
No jingle!
Man, let me hear the drums, bro. Metro!
Fuck!
It's gonna be one dollar purple, right?
bro it sounds so massive bro come on come on blue don't call me cringe for
checking the float I have to don't call me cringe for buying this how much I
meant to don't come on shine I'm out you'll plug you my driller bro I swear
hot in the check for Paul you right now bro hot in the check for Paul you right
now bro now I swear bro I saw oh my god five bucks thank you except us thank
you I appreciate that I should appreciate that I should appreciate that
paying for my monthly moderator subscription W's in the chat bro I was
actually waiting for that for my mobile payment bro I was actually waiting for
my mobile payment except us the next time we will have to add some interest
bro this one is a little bit late you know what to you know what to bro look
Look at the fucking date, it's the 13th already, bro.
Loki giving my 10% on top of that.
WXSappos in the chat, WXSappos in the chat.
Oh God, yo, bro.
Wait, I have enough for one time,
and let me not be greedy, bro.
Let me not be greedy, bro.
Paul, I'm not gonna accept yours yet.
I'm not gonna accept yours, period.
Yet, period.
All right, here we go.
Check this out.
Let me buy this one.
Come on.
Oh my god, that's music to me, yes.
You know what else is music to me, yes?
The sound of a red fucking sliding
into Bobby's fucking iPad.
Check this out.
Everyone's a bow.
I'm gonna cry myself to sleep, that's a problem.
Ah, blue.
I'm gonna look at this one, I'm gonna look at this one.
Gold, gold, gold, red, red, red.
Okay.
Feels much nicer to edge it, I'm not gonna lie.
Cause imagine we get a fucking red, bro,
and we can edge that shit out, GG.
I need the perfect fucking thing though.
Can you see what Bobby is offering you like this?
Ah, what is that?
Fuck is this?
more payments bro what are you I didn't mean to do that bro I didn't mean to do
that I did not mean to do that bro I actually don't want to play that game
fuck bro oh my god I hope it doesn't accidentally download itself bro check
if you see me play that game on my fucking PC bro it was my brother right
Alright, let me check this out. Listen to the sound, bro. Please.
Come on, go, go, go.
Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh.
Bro, blue fucking nation.
We just reroll.
We don't even look. Call me a Jigachat, please.
Come on.
Fuck.
I have to check the flood, bro. Time's up.
0.36!
Not worth it.
Reroll.
Come on.
Shhh. Shhh. Shhh.
That's the last one, buddy!
Yo, Poggy, bro.
You're my actual driller, bro.
I swear, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Poggy Poggy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, yo, yo, can we get some Hudson's chef for Poggy right now, bro?
Can we?
Stop, guys.
Stop.
What is this?
Well, are we doing this instead of donating on Twitch?
This team gift cards?
Stop.
Well, I'm not going to lie.
Five bucks on steam to me is like 10 bucks on on on Twitch.
Like, bro, I swear, bro, because it's like, like it's right here.
Like this is the case.
This is the case, bro.
This is the case.
This this is a happy meal.
This is the case.
This is like oh my god, bro. Look at the happy mill is nice too, bro. Oh my god imagine right now a big Mac imagine right now
Oh my god, bro
No, no, no who don't know you're 10 your miss out ego is number one, bro
I fucking love you, bro
Hey, I got four rats three times the block in minimal where factory new and barrel scatter one time the open balance
Got a number one ocular gloves minimum
What number one ocular stuff slow slow, how much is there worth if they say number one?
What's what's the float? You didn't tell us what the float is
Are they factually are they minimal where?
How baby you have to tell us
You're asking a question with no information. It's like asking at the donate in 10 bucks your bro
I know you're into cars. How much is my car worth?
What can you drive the fuck?
Are you this guy
22 minutes ago you maybe the guy minimum where um I don't know how much
they're gonna be bro it's hard to assume it's hard to assume do they look good
oh China may love those bro I'm not gonna lie China may love those bra I'm
not gonna lie so these actually clean and game bro it's the Illuminati gloves
Anthansum to grad ones brother. Ah, what is that?
Pog you gift it turn me know
I appreciate that bro, I appreciate that
Thank you very much. Thank you very much. The other game was better. This one I will play over the other one, bro
Thank you, man. Hearts in the chat bro. Hearts in the chat. Hearts in the chat. Yo, bro, stop gifting me games, guys
Yo, what the fuck?
Bro, Loki like it's downloading in the back right now. All right, here we go. Um, thank you, mr. Pog you wait
I don't know how much they're gonna be worth just list them super high on once they come up or just listen super super high
Some are not working. It's my sub one over here
Did you hear that guys from now?
Alright here we go.
Oh did I just get one guy?
You did?
No you didn't.
Did you hear that?
Fuck bro, I can't accept that last gift though right?
are we doing boys what are we fucking doing boys why does it say for pending
gifts bro
Pog you with the 50 euro steam card shut the fuck up you fucking
had time job with the 5 euro steam gift card
Vortex with the 5 euro steam gift card another mod Mark almost forgot to pay my
monthly mod payment this one I have to accept this is this is what I work for
every day bro being live and offering opportunities for them to ban people and
And then I packed one of my YouTube editors with the 10 euro.
I literally just paid this fucking salary this morning
and I'm getting back peanuts.
What is this?
Thank you very much.
I packed.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Some rakebacks.
Some rakeback.
Hmm.
Do I have enough for one?
No.
Hat on top.
Thank you very much.
Let me buy one.
Poggy, I'm not going to accept yours, bro.
I'm not that type of guy, bro.
I'm not a scumbag, bro.
I'm not a scumbag bro. I'm not a scumbag yet. Let's see what's inside of this one
Let's see what's inside of this one first
Not gonna accept that one yet
So I'm a quick little look not gonna lie. Let's have a quick little look here
We're gonna look you look you inside. I'm not just gonna look inside. We're gonna hear inside boys and girls
Oh my ASMR one
Listen to the sound and nothing else follow my voice
Oh
004 not a number one I 89
Wait you can't see Louis was a UMP double
No, no jingle that's a proper ride. I don't know what a pink sounds like price if it's $1, it's okay
If you test it
Am I cringe for checking bro? I have to check as a float, enjoy that chat. Because if it's
number one lowest float, imagine it's 4 zeros, 5 zeros. Like I have to. Come on. Just give
me the jingle bro oh my god no no no no again again why is it texting so much
for fucking blue bro oh my god I thought it was gonna be something don't
I'm not buying it, I have to.
BASS!
I'm gonna phone you, I'm a tree.
Oh my god.
Is that a sign?
No way I'm gonna put shit into my storage unit, make space, and then accept Pog use this gift card and buy one or two more, three more.
I'm not that guy, right?
Right?
Chad actual timeout when is when when is the donkey when is the donkey when is
the donkey talk to me what when is the donkey
in 10
things will never change back step I take back what the fuck
I'm hungry now bro are those targeted how do they know I'm hungry right in this moment
I didn't want McDonald's all day but right now I'm feeling some McDonald's and they
they understand them right like some of that is just him fencing because of things are going
wrong a little bit of that is hey you guys actually need to step up like you need to
do these things better and it's a wake up call for some of them and that's for the cavity
and that's fine maybe if you did the same thing in team spirit we're not a plane step
i take
every time when this guy posts
i know it's going to be a bad fucking post
because this dude
only posts
when the number one of mine got beaten i'm not joking bro i'm not joking
he posted like
fifty times in every single time
it's when one of my number ones got beaten
new number one P90 off world was registered last week
it's one that one of the pixel has
0.74999196
let me see the comments look i don't even see the comments because all of these
guys are muted
uh... all every rage better i just mute so i don't see it
three rage betters for three three how do i see them how do i see them
i actually can't see it
mod screenshot me please what they type please screenshot it bro please screenshot it
oh my god
e-payment is out this how we want it to end things here in Stockholm what why do
they want to get eliminated gg will play foot
i mean respect brother didn't want the smoke in the semis i guess
um...
how much time do we have
previously being honest with the complicated to say the least when we're
looking at him bussier you'll plug you bro
why did you say another one
mark this is covered by my company self-development budget stop stop no
shot it is bro no shot you can spend 75 bucks on self-development to watch me
open fucking terminals bro
what are you developing what are you developing what are you improving by me
watching it by by me doing it by you watching me doing it just accept in
addiction oh no hey wait I'm doing the right thing if I accept because if I
I take his 25 bucks, he was about to spend it on cases, but he can't if I take it!
Paul Drew, I'm doing the right...
This is...
No, bro.
Yo, I'm not this...
I'm not this guy sitting on the street where you can just...
throw a gift card his way, bro.
I'm not...
Yo, yo, I feel too...
This is shameless this feels worse than misclicking trades. I'm not gonna lie
What I used to do was was let people send me trades and I was checking the inventory if they had like 50k inventory
I took their $10 cases here and there like $10 worth of cases this feels worse, bro
Bro, it's all people that I know sending me shit, bro
These guys are all of my friends. This is dad loss number one float collected. This is epidemic
We'll serve a hoster and Pog you my programmer. What is this shit, bro?
Thank you guys chill
Mark, yo, Gangi-Gango, I saw you need some funds to open a Glove-Glove-Glove, maybe next time you have some money, maybe next time you have some money issues, you can tell me and I'll buy some floats.
You did buy some floats of me.
Mark, restarting my VIP and chat subscription from like 6 or 7 years ago, hopefully the price did increase, also opened in 50 and got boob gloves.
Yo, bro, bro, I don't think I can even accept. Actually, let me not accept, because I think I'm about to hit the Steam limit, I'm not gonna lie guys, I'm not gonna scam you all.
Like, I'll only accept how much I can open. I don't think I can open many more.
We will see, we will see. At some point, it won't let me buy them, bro.
Nah, Chad, you know me, bro, you know me, bro. I'm the least shameless Twitch streamer alive, bro.
I'm the least shameless Twitch streamer, bro.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. And that will stay this way, bro. That will stay this way.
One thing is, I don't like those shameless guys, bro. They ask for substance share.
Twitch Prime is free, though, guys. That's the original Prime. Let me run an ad to realize,
to show you guys what an ad feels like. No, I'm joking, I'm joking.
But people with prime, they don't get ads, this is what that feels like.
I'm not joking.
Bro, I'm reaching out like I'm about to shock a dog with my fucking stream deck.
I have a big old fucking ad button in the middle of my thing, bro.
Only using that during esports though, you know me, bro.
I'm the least shamed streamer.
Let me show you what an in three minute ad feels like.
Now I'm joking.
Ah, here we go.
Gold, gold, gold.
Check this out.
Okay.
Again.
Do that again.
But not with the purple, with the gold.
Do that again with the gold. Now. Okay. I have to edge the sound. I'm not gonna lie, bro
I like being acoustic when we open these not gonna lie. Here we go. Shh. Everybody's about three to one
Blue I'm not even gonna check. I'm not even gonna check next one. I have to check low-key
Nine no jingle is that a purple or pink that's how I'm a more massive didn't it checking for color checking for color checking for blue
But the public sounds massive no
again pink blue purple no jingle no jingle no jingle no fun no jingle no fun
point for two I'm buying it I'm buying it
I
Want to jump again, I think I tend almost
We're to 45 seconds left. I was really early in the data. Where's the timer check this out
four three six eight one go next check this out check this out
man that's a purple no
or pattern seven seven seven anyone sixty seven cents check do I buy this one
or no pattern seven seven seven oh my god imagine float seven seven seven but
It's only seven.
But pattern is seven, seven, seven.
No, decline?
Okay.
Decline, decline, decline.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Good, good.
I want the Deagle back.
Oh my God.
Don't call me Cynch for buying that, I have to.
please tell me that one more bro oh my god that's like Christmas
point eight three six oh one pattern next we've gotten a goal before we've gotten a
red you know what it sounds like fuck point six three eight oh seven go again
Bobby listen listen chat should I keep covering or no I kind of like this way
right now I like the floor I know point three nine four three nine max oh my god
Wait, where for more?
Check I'm gonna do the ultimate edge.
Volume!
Zero.
Just you and me.
You're not gonna hear anything.
I'm gonna decline then.
I'm gonna have one last reveal.
Anything.
The radicals.
At boom.
Do we wanna check the price first?
We'll check the price first.
I slowly run up.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
How many dishes?
Wait a second, what the fuck?
Oh.
Alright.
Don't call me Cruncherbinder.
I have to.
I actually have to.
Oh my god, last one.
Nine.
I'm having too much fun.
Again.
I'm having too much fun. Again.
Nine, nine, nine.
0.09826, next.
I'm gonna watch the parade, yes. Come on.
Oh, that's a purple, I know it bro. Is that a pink? Wait, could be a pink. This one sounded actually more massive, no?
I'm gonna crash out.
0.744 again, is the game stop?
Blue blue blue again again again, is the game starting or not?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Can't show that wait fuck is this folder
Fucking looking at look at this shit recordings and screenshots. Why is there a fucking NIP Kato Vichy in there?
this has to be rage bait the game is life if the game is life I'm actually
trolling right now the game better not be life right now I hate jumping in late
to a game oh my god I'm so happy that you told me I'm not even joking I'm so
I'm happy about 20 minutes of one what time so we will be filling with ourselves some content. This is I am
What do we just say well, not me personally, but you see Fred the favorite
Is a concept
Favorite game of all time for you is which one?
20 minutes on off, but you know what happened before the first map which was 16 0 what happened before the I don't know if I should be
happy about that bro
guys we can't keep opening these bro we can't keep open the clan give me a
go to you know we can't keep opening cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold
For only five bucks on the last offer on the last offer that's an
accept any day that's that's an accept any fucking day no bro for eight bucks of
course hell yeah on the last all right I'm not even gonna check if there's if
if there's more.
Like...
Yo, yo, guys, actually chill, actually chill.
We can play a game of Premiere, bro.
We can play a game of Premiere.
Guys, game of Premiere or quick terminal case?
Actually, we don't have time for Premiere
because it starts at 20.
We can do a wingman, we can do a wingman.
A wingman is fun, no?
Terminal.
Premier Chunky
Yo, who's Chunky, bro?
Terminal
Wingman?
Do I actually have time for a wingman chat?
How about I accept an open-jewing wingman?
Why are there two? I thought there was only one
Oh my god, bro
Who do I accept?
That loss or epidemic?
Who's richer?
Wow, what is this background?
I mean, both of you are fucking massive.
i feel weird accepting these bro only four knives he's at number one highest floor by the way
what
1 5 1
Yo bro, alright alright last one, last one, last one, last one, last one, actual last
one, actual last one, yo bro.
Alright check, nah nah nah listen bro, listen, listen, listen bro.
I'm not gonna accept no more bro.
Oh my-
Fuck man, you- you- you- you- you-
I- I- I actually have to disable gift. I'm not even joking bro.
Because I can't hold myself back. I ca- I can't, I can't.
I- I see- I see a gift in my shit like I have to accept it.
Ahh! Why am I- why am I showing, why am I showing?
Guys, you don't know which map I'm-
I
Bro, why did I show I have some shit for fucking epidemic run and for Celestia, bro
And for fucking dead loss. I can buy how many oh my god, but these are fucking addicting. I'm not gonna ladder
I'm not gonna fucking lie
89 euros 89 years 89 years I can cry right now
That's for that's for
Oh, it's one minute until the games you bow you I can't leave on a teammate and wingman
bro.
Oh, they're starting for another 20.
They said no.
Here we go, bro chat.
We all know that the lack is better when opening while playing the game.
Why?
Because Gaben then wants to give it to the right people.
He doesn't want to give the goal to just the guy who doesn't appreciate the fucking game,
who just appreciate skins.
I'm a person that appreciates the game and the skins, bro.
Equal love to...
This guy is a...
This guy is a knower.
He's a crazy USPS.
I use a voice changer.
they can't recognize if they saw a clip of me somewhere they don't know who i am check this out
yo bro how are we doing
yo you there
go go go
just don't call me crunched up
bro bro don't be afk now please
bro my mouth is still working
yo yo yo bro you sound boss bro we are sounding boss right now do we have the same mic
Can you hear your voice one more time please bro?
Ooh, you sound fucking nice!
Shise!
It's normal.
Shise, they're gone.
Nice try, homie.
Come on, go, go, go.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!
Oh my god.
I feel like I'm working a job right now, opening the siphon-
WOOOOOO
What did you say?
Sorry, I was hoping you'd be coming up.
Bro, let's just go B. Let's just go B, okay?
Run down.
I think it's planted on B. We need to push together. You know HP. Let me meet shield for you.
check this out check this out low HP check this out
nine one HP give me a nice try please buddy
Nice try bro, nice try, my digger.
What?
Digger digger.
Oh you said digger, it's the German right now.
I know.
How did you know I'm German bro?
I live in Germany.
You live in Germany?
One HP door and one window.
Jadon said digger, digger means bro.
Not bro, an HP bro.
Do you know what digga means, bro?
What do you know what digga means, bro? Yep, what does it mean?
You're googling what does it mean
What the fuck?
I see you guys shut up.
Please say nice try, please say nice try bro, I got him now.
What?
I have to open the case.
Bro, no nice try.
I fucking have time.
No?
My friend, are you from Russia?
No.
Where are you from?
I'm from HP, single.
Check this out, check this out, check this out.
That's why they call me Donk.
Watch.
He peeks, he's down.
He's not in the bus now.
No.
Best reaction.
Watch.
Yeah!
say good job please say good job nice play no why why is not saying it bro
I should have threatened him I could have said I only diffused it you want anything
no no no it was cold what you're not Carlos 5 5 5 bro
Check this out, so the reason it was I have to I have to
Singles now
Nice oh my god
We're so good bro. We should play more often. No, we can't lose
You want to play one after this
Actually have no time
My girlfriend wants to eat dinner
look at my dealer bro soup in here you see that you see that what
All right, let me look in, let me look in, let me look in.
Nice, I hope I'm...
Thank you, bro.
Fuck.
Where's this game starting? It better not be starting.
What the fuck?
That's too ancient overpass.
That's too good, Maths, and I'm happy for that.
It's Jinx's first time watching. I'm happy that it's that's too ancient overpass.
imagine you had to watch a fucking inferno snoozefest bro that would have
been gg he would have not liked that game i'm gonna lie don't come fucking dust
too now he knows the map so it's gonna be fun for him to
nice good job good job good job oh wait i thought we won
Crazy
You're crazy too, bro
Do you have a girlfriend bro, yeah, why are you free what?
Check this out
They don't know graffiti on that
Fuckin' nice.
Oh my god, we're not losing to Hentai bro. He's a gooner bro.
How is he outgaming us?
Let's push them double door together. Double door, double door. Come, come, come, come.
I'm gonna flash us in. Three, two, one. Open door now.
No
Wait wait wait we can push them time left right now no
Chaser
Bro, can you say something
But why is your voice so weird, bro?
I don't know. I smuck the weed.
You sound like a fucking nerd. I'm not gonna lie. You sound like you read 10 books every day.
I smuck the weed.
Check the sound.
More firecrackers.
Today.
Check the sound.
I'm just trying to go check.
Makes sense though.
Good to see him on the stage.
Magic's now trotting in.
The UIGL ready to take out the mantle.
We got the mantle, we got Captain Magix.
Oh my god, I'm about to sun-dice!
He's back in that spirit jersey as well.
He missed it.
We did miss him.
It's been off the line.
99 base.
He's on the upper step last, of course.
This is like a fucking people walkout.
He's alive in the touches.
Sharks is up, we have to hurry up.
True to his approach, consistency.
As you heard, I don't ride the car.
I can't leave his game right.
So he's taking to their seats.
We've got all the technical do-hookies out of the way.
He's the gold finalist.
He's going to be given that long-run match.
Huddle.
But we didn't get to the real meat and potatoes
I need to get Jinxed and hyped up
Chad, I'm gonna leave in the most respectful way ever
I need to get Jinxed and hyped up
Chad, I'm gonna leave in the most respectful way ever
My friend, can you hear me?
How sad would you be if I would leave this game right now?
Hello?
I have something to do right now bro, I'm not gonna lie
Is it okay if I leave bro? Please talk to me please
can i leave can i leave bro can i leave what is this can i leave can i leave you're not
gonna report me or if i leave this game pop it can i leave can i leave is it okay if i leave is
it okay or no my friend are you gonna be sad if i leave or no
Please lose this round, please lose this round, please lose this round, please lose this round.
I'm going to a consistency, unfortunately, for the strongwitz.
No, we lost!
It's like you can go in any game and try to have to throw this last round.
Bro, let's lock in for this last round. Let's try to win as fast as possible, okay?
I have to be somewhere. Let's try to win as fast as possible. Let's just rush them down, okay?
Let's rush them down. Come, come, come. I have a perfect flash round. Come, come, come, come, come.
Come to a single door. Come, come, come. Come with me, come with me.
me come with me nine let's go let's go I'm gonna flash us in okay three two one
you have to go in at three to one okay three two one let's go let's go no I
died no sorry bro GG I love you bro love love love
hearts and shit for that guy bro actually too bad we could have won that
I'm not gonna lie. I'm actually I'm actually so sorry actually. So sorry actually
It was wingman bro. A lot of people they do care about wingman bro. Oxenia was like 35 ice
Let me call the boys
Yeah, it definitely indicates a certain result coming into this the group of this final
I've also a lot of the firepower on team spirit really is concentrated in guys don't get them
We have a quarter final. Yes, please right? You feel like we have a crowd more
spread out
we have a draft of the first time ever against us slowly
these fads have been dead since 10am in the morning
i could be wrong but what's been from wrong
for the mongols game at 10am there were some people pulling up in sweden
this is in sweden
i need spirit to win
alright, 1 million dollar tournament
let me close all of my tabs
we know them, staff towards the first map
here as well. We might have a fight on our hands. Boom, boom, we're welcome.
I'm multiple off-limit on YouTube now. I was like, I'm mad.
But I think for me in this game, it's all gonna matter with Hootsy. Yo, YouTube chat!
We're gonna be watching the game over on Twitch. And so we'll get back. There's a
sponsor on this that we can't show on YouTube as we YouTube gets fucking timed out.
I can literally get to try. YouTube chat, hop over to Twitch if you want to join this game.
I'll see you. I love you, love you, love you, love you, love you.
He's gonna push mid on you. Honestly man, you just have to be careful with the shot.
Twitch.tv slash OniPixel. Oni. Oni.
He's always gonna have a hero AK or...
This one. Can I put this much? Put it. Put it. Put it. Put it.
I-I-I can't. I asked. I asked. It's not possible. It's not possible.
I will get banned. My YouTube will get banned. I will never be allowed to go.
I will never be able to go live again.
Alright. I'll see ya. I'll see ya. I'll see ya.
AK fighting me.
We're gonna watch this favorite game with Jampo right now.
Alright. Love. Peace. Peace. Peace. Ending. Ending. Ending. Ending. Ending.
It's more aggressive, but let it get to that stage.
No, I don't know that.
Here we go.
Guys, lock the fucking on and on the prediction now.
Not prediction.
And title please.
Oh god, let me call the boys.
Let me call the boys.
It's gonna be heading towards it.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Oh, no!
Let's go!
We're watching the go live!
Yes, bro, yes.
Jynx, wait, look at that.
I'm happy that we're on the map that you know, bro.
That's fucking good.
Yes, that's what I told Squishy, I know this and Mirage, that's it.
Let's all take notes and all learn from the goals, bro.
All right?
It's the best on Pistols, Jinxie, watch this.
It's all about the movement, all about the mini-couches.
Oh my god.
Jump that.
Wait, what?
Is that a triple?
Bro, that was a triple.
Fizzy is not the goal, bro, all right?
He's a good player, but...
He was stuck! There was a little free-load in front of their face!
That was triple!
Fizzy is not the GoPro, alright?
He's a good player, but...
Wait, so, we were watching highlights before this to get immersed, aren't we?
Yeah.
Like, I believe what I just saw, and correct me if I'm wrong,
but Dugs tried to walk through the smokes there, right?
He's trying to walk through and catch them off guard, yeah?
Look at this guy. Look, look, look. Now on the replay.
Suck. Jumping through the smoke by jump, so the guy can't hit the hot shot.
You know what I mean?
Jump through, and always push through.
What if he jumps? Isn't he inaccurate though?
If he jumps, that's me.
Who ever that is!
He's just trying to better the end, because there was two people coming.
One jumps out, the other one goes a normal, boom, they're trying to fuck.
They're crosshairs in all places, you know what I mean?
Well, well, well.
How good is the sauce right now, eh?
Astralis is ass-float.
Sorry, I don't know if she has a sauce on this.
I want Don't to win.
For Mars?
What's your favorite team out in the watch?
My favorite team to watch probably spirit bro probably big plan the German team probably not the probably the mongols
Yeah, Jinxie you're basically watching bro, whatever however you want to put it the message of the Ronaldo of soccer
You're watching that guy. Okay
No, I know Brian. Oh, I'm excited. I've been watching a lot of his highlights
drops criss-cross smoke you smokes a lot like more than flashes I think yes
don't get on okay I'm not gonna like because you're watching I'm not
joking bro don't doesn't know that I'm watching it is not control just tapping
away realizing he didn't have the ammunition to go through the spray
magic so I'm not see English or no
kinda he's he's he's a Russian kid right he's like how old is he right now I
I think 19.
Come on, don't wake up!
He has some decent English.
You can communicate with him, yeah?
I talked with him before I advanced.
You see?
Squishy, everybody said Zen barely speaks English.
And then, dude, when he was on the screen,
he spoke like perfect English.
I know, I know.
I love this angle!
This is my favorite angle in the game!
The Diego? They do this for Diego?
Lippie 10, I'm done!
We did hit him, though.
I want that angle O-Rae, that angle makes me hard
Jinx, we would have hit the hatch up bro, I'm not going to lie, look at who we would have hit that with
Slow walking, watch with hands, watch with hands
Jinx, you were saying you have to get up, you two for a coast unit rule?
Oh yeah, careful, careful, careful, you have to go offline on YouTube, that's the one thing
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh shit!
YouTube will get striked, I'm not joking
Oh my god!
Yes, be careful
Yeah
I just want to have a temperature Jason Moses a tool classic. Are you good?
I'm good now. I can maybe tell you much to edit the last 10 minutes. I'm not joking like it's good
You think it's just a bad stuff. I just said I got a private that what?
Yeah, it's it usually you can right now. No, I can explain you why later
Trouble now first flawless. It shouldn't be trouble. I should I thought I thought it
No covering fire either stag gets away with yeah, I should have told you
as well, this is really good job from
Just a long as possible. We should be fine. Bad chicks and share
Again, this is only personal if you win this was fucking massive
So one thing about my ginsi he got kicked you got brought back you got kicked you got brought back
That guy has been through it bro. He's funny as hell like the big guy, right? He's funny as hell
He's cool as hell. He's dream sometimes super chill guy bro. He's been through
Right here on the right side on the right side
No, no, no, no, no, no, on team spirit
That's a struggle
Yes, yes, yes
Okay
I'll see what I think I know what you're talking about
Obviously
Wait, so he's only played for Spirit, but he's been in and out of the lineup basically
Yes bro, they thought they would play back without him so they kicked him and put him on the bench
Then he was sad inside of streaming and then they brought him back because they weren't winning anything
And yeah, so now they're back to Muggets bro
And happy that he's still out
What is that lineup?
The opening is long doors
Now this is my type of angle sit on the off like a chud
Shiro
What is that?
You have to put someone in there to blow up
It's Jinx 11 to the left of my side
I'm not the same though
I'm not the same
I put him down a little bit
Just a little bit
Bro, we haven't won a single round so far
I'm not gonna lie, Jinx, Jinx, Jinx
Your case is like a span, if your esports is like a span
hell no no no no chill it's a long game long game dog's gonna turn this around
bro they haven't locked out ever where he goes like that angle is tighter than my
ass Jinxie I'm upside angles I'll quiz you a question all right if you get this
right you're the good do you know why we want donk on the T side bro do you know
Why?
Yes, sir because one shot hatch up run. He's the gold or fucking aiming bro
He's the aim lord.
Yeah, that's right.
Jeb, what do you mean, Nihou, bro? I don't know.
Tag time out already?
Fuck, this is tough.
Yes, but now?
Tough!
Look at this.
Jinxy, right now the goat is speaking.
I'm not joking.
Chet always calls me a glazer, but they don't understand.
This guy right here looks like the professor from the fucking Netflix series.
Here is the goat.
Every single second of his 32nd timeout is fucking facts.
He doesn't stop talking.
Look at his mouth right now.
Everyone shuts up on the team, even Donk.
Halley is the fucking goat.
I can show you some clips later bro where the comms got leaked where Halle talks
It sounds like a fucking like him preparing the troops you and the 3v60. I'm not joking bro
You know the tactical part the motivational part the fucking psychology all of it bro
There's levels to coaches and here's the goat in my opinion
Wow!
Yeah, best coach, best coach!
Get out!
Halion Blade!
Halion Blade on the Gold Coaches, bro.
Zonic as well, but right now he's on a little bit of a ban burner.
How old is Fizzy? This guy looks like he's 40!
What?
Look at that jeans, that jeans.
It's not that easy, I think.
23, what?
smoke
CS is like one HP and literally
One thing you have to know about don't you see we may see it today
He shows his emotions
When he loses, he's fucking tilted as hell, bro
He has posted a crazy shit after losses on telegram where it was like
gonna KMS basically in game right like he those losses they hit him wow he needs
to win bro at all costs so even though he's lowest HP so the first guy what
the fuck soon I had shot his ass
Don't get one and five.
Oh, doesn't get one?
No.
This is really bad.
Oh my god.
The side flip.
Quick.
Split side.
Fuck.
Fist bumps.
Because money is set on sides.
Money is set on sides.
I'm not sure if it's done on sides.
Yes.
Like when you swap to...
You do a pistol round.
Like when you swap to...
From T to T you go pistol round.
I mean it goes to $800.
come on donkey wow really bad sir and we had that's my gates still getting
blanked five nil this is really bad the best of three though I can figure it's
all left though look up left yeah the thing is they fix this man bro taking a
map and getting shit on is really bad for the mental
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure for sure the long do it bro. Do they pick based on like what does he mad at or?
Yeah, we include that in our strategy sometimes yes, yes
I love that we're all like we're all come from Eastboss bro, and this is like I'm happy like boys like this is your first
He's a CS game. I'm happy as a bro
I have some new flash and as well like we're all we've all been in these situations in our
Yeah
Yeah, no, we've all been in pro games, bro
Think it's just squishy on a what the fuck are you saying?
You took down baller you took down baller
I've coached before like actually
phone for
Onus, yes
You are a code don't show in the clip
You can google it you can google it google drill ass one pixel
But yo, don't judge my shots, alright?
Those are my gym shots and those are kinda hot in the room.
You named your team the Drillers?
Yes sir, yes sir!
Bro, Fizzy is shit, like shitting on them.
This is bad.
Fizzy's 9 and 2? My god, take it out of their ass Fizzy!
1 and 6 star for a dog is like so rare, I feel like.
these you know aggressive takes without a lot of utility check nine and two is crazy
I was sloppy though I mean it feels at the moment watching spirit like there's a squishy
yeah how are rocket league tournaments you'll three be able to uh how's that play well they're
they're five in a game it's usually best of five is like the standard best of seven is like
grand finals you're seven and who's your dog like who's the goat of rocket right now well
Go go
Who won the most and who like the best players is two different things, but like they're both French players the Zen
Actually Swedish player one of the most turbo pulsar, but then is the best like individual
He's like our dog he's like our dog right now
a lot of kindness to their game right and some and I know that sounds like a
positive but there's been a different box in the years bro what type of
recency bias shit is that saying the NAS what does he just want brother brother
that is fucking recency bias bro it's saying
counter right just to get a read on what your opponents are trying to do
tech pals welcome to CS ask kai if i think you might have youtube
apparently i don't know if people are saying kai is a money gamble
I can tell you why maybe not in games
Have I said no
I'll go back live on YouTube later
happy about how things are going and you can understand why zero to six at the moment astralis
second time on heli on the mic yo six oh what the fuck is this we came here jixi we're all here to
watch the dunk show and we're getting fucked yo yo yo jixi jixi jixi yeah this is that how would
i should understand if he likes it if i didn't say it like this no front row if i didn't go to
unbox what's the worst one possible you watch your first game possible it's zero and six the
What's this?
What is this?
I'm so excited.
Who I am, bro.
Who I am.
This is what happens.
I've been like a trail of depression.
Like, I don't know, bro.
I went to watch dog.
He's fucking 6-0.
I don't know.
Chiffos tronis one down.
Maybe it works.
Oh, yeah.
It does.
Oh, hell no.
She was gonna have to cross.
She'll.
They cross so fast.
How do they do that?
We have our knife out.
Knife out.
I thought my phone and this dude's going elsewhere. If you're starting this guy's playing good. Yeah
I'm fizzy, bro. I'm fizzy. Don't try to weigh out the nature's time and we just fell off the lip the angle
Ashiro approached
Check the skins by the way, Jingson, you see that shit up go near 1000s now trust me. I've been looking I've been looking
Panoras box middle the map looks like
Carambit
You know, Jinxie, nah, this is the chance you know I will be first, bro.
Every time when I watch a game, bro, I say when 13-0, I have to do a game with him, bro.
Now you have to do one as well for your chat, I'm not joking, bro.
If 13-0, Jinxie, 13-0's don't happen, bro.
We have to all gift like 100 gifts to our chats or something.
I'm sorry to have you involved in this, but this is the rule of competition, bro.
Because, bro, I feel like that's like statistically impossible.
Exactly, bro, exactly.
Here we go.
Look at this angle. God, he's low.
I think just looking here you come here dude don't keep taking this lower fight
I feel like it's hard at this but they'd like to pull donk into the setup with yabby
I mean witness with how they're playing. I feel like they're like they're trying to talk like they're playing four words
I'm gonna play on this one. Is he gonna fuck donk again?
No he don't! You see that check?
Oh fuck they have the setup.
Oh I got traded yeah.
Donk is too innate I swear he knows you're watching bro.
I'm anxious.
Nah he's not anxious.
the other one is dead shut how was he playing in this tournament on the other
side there so take the fight you know about now hook see again oh it's being
watched yeah about the timing this time good oh well no but didn't wait for the
flash from his teammates would have been the better play now you can't even see
this guy's face he's like inside his monitor and this is what she is
something before he's gonna have that opportunity to slide how long 40
seconds I get budging stare and CT spawned real at the B-palm site brother lineups are actually like
Their lineups are so good. Oh
The smoke is the name
Careful, this is too baby muggies
I mean
Wow
Get on the reel!
Nice!
15 seconds! They're planting!
Bomb bomb to the kids.
Bomb down.
Ooh, he's in a weird...he's in a good spot.
If the time gets slow, he's gonna flash him over!
Pop!
Ooh!
Last one. With 11 HP, by the way.
headshot on that low HP looking good it's not over until the fan lady sings 7 and 1 Brazil
8th attempt and I mean chat with I mean I don't know are we feeling come back here what are you
feeling Hanja for several don't just gonna activate that versus luxury for spirits and not to worry
about that way if you're granted free individual time out once they get that control as they get
For example, wow, and you get extra no T.
Dare we see a comeback?
700, come back?
Also, I think some apps are like QQtattas and other QQtattas. I don't know how much that is now, and not even probably, but like, back in the day, like, Nuke's can get far QQtattas, like, has 10, 5, like, the QQtattas.
Yo, a little bit of an observation I noticed about W2, and maybe I'm completely wrong and I'm awkward, but like, I feel like it's really hard to move on, um, what's the side where you spawn in the tunnel, like, under the bridge? What side is that?
CT!
CT, I feel like it's hard to move as a CT, but you can't really move anywhere. I don't know!
Yeah, I just want to defend, like, 2B, 2A1 middle, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
utility
So what do we think what rank and Jinx you reach in CS?
Because now like you learn a lot right like when watching this if you actually absorb it like a sponge
Silver, okay
There is no copper silver, maybe the lowest
I'm not gonna lie here.
If he's dead fast, bro.
Don't, with entry, just do that, Jinxie, and then you'll fucking, we'll meet.
Mark!
Dude, we'll see you in this tournament, bro, on Sunday, bro.
I'm gonna try to hold my weight.
Wait, you're gonna play?
I'm gonna play. Yeah, I'm gonna play. I'll be one of the worst players.
I'll probably be the worst captain.
Wait, you're a captain.
Okay.
I have a good way to battle this, you want to hear it?
So okay, like I'm gonna make it to where like, wait let's watch.
Alright so, 1v4.
Wait a minute, here it's coming back.
So like, okay, it's a draft, right? It's a draft.
So basically I'm gonna do it to where the worse of a player you are,
the better draft picks you get, like the earlier your picks are
the better player you are the worst your pick zone does that make sense I see when
do when do I get to pick
hey are you better or worse than squishy
squishy you're facing at the time right
yeah and a and a and a and a
oh I may be better than I'm not gonna love
I may be worse if we keep it real real I don't want to I don't want to get
I'm gonna swap to a controller because I got to be the first to do it.
So you'll feel like a middling pick.
Okay, okay, okay.
Do you know who you wanna pick first?
Do you already know?
I don't know.
I think Spoyt maybe.
Maybe Spoyt.
Surely Spoyt's the captain though.
Oh baby, Spoyt is the captain.
I don't know, I don't know.
There's a lot of good players, there's a lot of terrible players.
He's probably the best.
I'm gonna be one of the captain's bro. I'm super hyped for that super hype. I didn't know that he was like nasty
It's just look at magic's health. Oh
Bro, he's just on a fucking roll another entry travel for
Wait, what's don't again, okay, bro don't you know off we need to see a cam on fucking dunk right now because I'm telling
Right now he's fucking
Spirit use the lurk smoke
But it's a cross that magics in is the worst for ever
There's so many close by though nice to not
Cross six
Magics 1v3 to left come on from the sniper. Come on Magics
Five seconds
They're actually a vape.
Yes, the tournament they provide the vapes because they were pros who laced their vapes so they played better bro.
But now they have to provide them so they just have these like uniform green ones.
But it depends on the organizers. At Blaster Blue, at ESL they're green.
And I think it's Bubblegum Mint, which is like everyone likes it.
That is so sick. That is awesome dude.
Are you interested in playing?
I don't fucking bait, bro. I respect games. I respect games.
Oh, okay.
I don't bait, dude.
Okay, it's three and ten.
Bro, the announcement is said he's three and ten.
Yeah.
Bro, I was expecting Zonk to have 20 kills, bro.
67 minus one HP already as well, bro.
This is bad.
Fizzy.
Nothing.
I didn't do the thing, though. I didn't do it, though.
Fizzy.
Okay, jinxed, jinxed, jinxed, jinxed.
I don't I don't I don't know I don't see the height bro
Sorry fizzy but jake's you chill bro. We're not
History book space on this one map. Oh hell no, bro. Don't kiss the goal
Just walking in mid
15 and four God stop
You showed up to watch
We're fucking saving look at the crowd we know go max volume you
Yeah, cross the stop. Stop saying Jinxie Curse.
How much is he gonna grab if you hold him?
$50,000 none of the pros most of the pros don't own this
Most of the pros don't own those skin stages borrow them from people, you know from like community
No
He's on his head
Bro, he's just on his head balancing like what?
What type of fighting is this?
well that's so cute the way you say it like oh no we have to but I swear that's
Cooper it's like I don't know it's like it's like because for us it's like so
normal you know but it's like for you it's like
bro but they're like battling on each other's heads
yeah I didn't see you can't even jump bro
what?
I didn't see you can't even jump yeah
yeah yeah come on dog no way I forgot that's so fucking cringe
dog stop going man this isn't working
I gotta be able to jump
I think Hal is close to joining the channel
I can't do anything guys please wake up. Come on dog.
Help me out. Come on dog.
Yeah, this needs to stay on time off for a second half.
Don't steal full HP, but only on a Galio. Why is Donk on a Galio?
This time it's not Stare kind of chilling in CT spawn.
He's gonna need to be split on us. This time he's dedicated himself to the A bomb site.
Come on dog. That night. Oh, bomb bar.
This is another big HG grenade.
forty seconds come on dog
Sture also another massive made on dog
oh my god
if we lose this round flawless we're actually gonna get out of here
and I'm telling you it's a G
nice dog
don't act fizzy again
I have a feeling I'm not gonna lie
twenty five seconds don't happen
just to dodge it like that
that was a crazy reaction
twenty seconds
plant cover, plant cover
fizzy
here we go
here we go still on the way back you got three more to get onto the A string see
already two three more kills to get up to cut to cut ready for the double
short so we go swing
Bro, this is not oh, yeah, this is actually making me sad to watch this is sad
Bro, he had to but it's that's a three to be very much three it is feel three
But again, it's fucking that was dust to tea side bro
They the halfway has the AK and the map where we may be the best you know what I mean? Yeah
The map kick to yeah, that's tough
What's the next my patient what's happening right now, I thought I thought it was ah there's always there's always a break in between
between, so at 12, at 12, there's always a halftime break, you know?
Like two minutes, two minutes.
Because now sides are going to flip.
Yeah.
Wow.
Bro, I'm going to be honest.
They're smiling, bro.
Look at them.
I'm going to keep it to the bottom, bro.
Fizzy is taking this team, banding over a table.
Oh, my god, they're crashing.
And giving them back shots with no loop or kick.
Bro, look at them.
They look like they saw a ghost, man.
Brother, Fizzy's going to drop 20, bro.
Fucking
This is like kind of a maybe angry donk will like go crazy, though
So how possible is it
Bro, but I just like kind of what I'm seeing is like fizzy just has an op and everyone just walks into him
I don't really know what else to say
That is my analysis of this game so far.
He has an AWP, he holds an angle for extended periods of time.
People walk into him, chess shot, dead.
That's all I've seen so far.
Yo, that usually doesn't happen, I swear, bro.
Like that shit that Zywu does, but not fizzy, bro.
Not fizzy against Dunk.
You've heard about Zywu, right?
Yes, I've heard about Zywu, I've heard.
He has like, he wins a lot of tournaments,
wins a lot of shit.
He has the most MVPs.
It always used to be simple, right?
Like most valuable player awards.
It always used to be simple, bro.
But Zywu overtook him recently.
And, yeah, Symbil is fighting his way back into the big leagues right now.
He's going from tier two to tier one, like trying to, you know.
Like, Symbil took a break and now he's...
Open up a case for good luck.
How is the case going to help Donk play better?
What does that even mean, bro?
Why do I still have...?
How is that going to help?
Okay.
So they get like a two-minute break between splits.
Yeah, yeah, I see I see
On a who's your go in CS
Simple don't
That's I will also man. Now, you know
Go go greatest of all time, but you can't be free. Okay. I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't pick one
I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't there's so many people that I love bro
I love JL. I love I love
Donk, Zywu, Simple. I can't, I can't.
Dupree, Dupree. One person that is, that is, a lot of people don't have on their
gold list, but should be as well. Bro, CS Go was around for how many years, bro?
Fucking over a decade, right? And there's only one pro Squishy and Jinxie who has
made it to every single major, but not just made it to every single major, but
also qualified to the legend stage. Yes, I'm one like five or something, but he's
Qualified to every single major he's been around for like ten years of majors, bro
Always been at the top. That's so insane so consistent to pre-rode
Dupree remember us name bro the goat you was on the shot
Remember I say as Charles is to have like a like the goat team like back in the day like he was on that team Jinx
I
Was just starting with and he and he's Danish bro Danish Danish
He's a dad now, too.
Oh, you're a lovely guy.
Oh, you can hear that.
Even the his girlfriend knows.
Alright, full reset, pistols.
Let's see.
Reset, reset.
Come on, now.
Oh wait, they've lost me for dog.
Ten to two.
With the doolies, Jinx, your favorite gun now.
The pistols.
Come on, dunk. Hope dies last.
Good boy.
Come on, dunk.
Doolies.
This is my favorite starting gun.
to go towards I'd love to get aggressive as well and you can imagine he's gonna
want to throw a lot of this happening with the flash the flash
flash and then you saw you see your kilt and jing see fizzy again
That's the bomb spawned. Ryu once again backs off. He really hasn't wanted to do anything to do with these engages.
Bro, look at this. This is such a chud spot! This is such a chud spot! Look at this!
Holy high ground!
She'll look at thunder sometimes. She'll always get on this. It's 9!
He knows the information now. Taneer, imagine.
Oh, man!
It's nothing.
What?
Yo, this is game if we lose this.
She's still alive.
2v2.
The immortal.
The bomb has been released.
And Stas ready for them to double swing through the doors.
Yes, it's a two on two and this is a high stakes one you really
Why
As soon as you jump off the box look it's corner it's cornered don't jump off the box
That was very
You would have won that jinx. I'm not gonna lie
Pre-powering's not that good
Like a spray gun it can be
Maybe they're just trying something new, you know
You tired chat saying I'm completely wrong. Wow
Well, because what he's bought something so you could just swing like figures event
Oh, I just think dropping into the corner is just a war. That's what a bot would do
That's what a body ass player, but yeah, they're not you we call it sure
What are you like you're gonna hide in the corner and hope for the bet
If we lose this actually over like actually this round is gonna make sure they go through
I haven't seen spurred getting fucked like this in a bit. I'm not gonna lie
I can't imagine anything worse at the moment than fumbling against a force by it's clear
And you just said a song was like kind of battered at this point.
Astralis is ass bro.
Oh no.
And the playoffs, we had playoffs bro.
We have like a crowd as well.
Usually they fumble in front of crowds too.
Like what?
They're even 45 on the left sometimes.
Where is D.O.W.S?
Nice, nice.
43, 43.
Come on D.O.W.S, come on D.O.W.S.
Yes!
D.O.W.S.
One before.
D.O.W.S ain't gonna do shit.
Sorry.
Nice!
Nothing from Australia scared that of an American.
I mean, this wouldn't be a crazy comeback.
Crazy comeback.
We've done shit like that before, Jinzy.
Well, I think, what do you do if you're a Stralis?
We have this conversation all the time.
Do you want to force play here?
Because you're saving in the next run.
The problem is, like, with the lost bonus,
you say you don't have enough money to buy in the next run.
But I would say we would buy some money in the back.
Why?
You know Brazilian?
Yeah, in Siege, Brazilians run the game, they win every tournament,
and then every time they win a round they all go,
VAMO PORRA!
Yeah, vamo carraio!
Sorry?
Yeah, vamo porra carraio!
Plans that only gives them 4300 plus.
Come on, 11-3 comeback, fucking we ball!
Thank you, sir.
Show them, dog!
Yeah, this was absolutely necessary.
Don't fuck with the last round.
We've been saying for Team Spirit.
You know what you can do.
They just put fun into it.
Yeah, nothing.
To be as magics had the extra small...
Yeah, they pick extra thumb.
Damn.
I mean, take it in short.
I'm the only Galil though, ah.
That CT smoke is a bit, that's a bit sad.
But honestly, whoever was the tunnels player that just died, probably the round was over.
What the fuck? He's asking the crowd to be cheating!
He's the fucking cheater!
Did you see what he was just doing, JC?
Yes, yes, that's the crowd signal. I researched that 10 minutes ago.
Did you get to that in Siege?
Yes, it's bullshit and annoying!
Ahhhh!
Bro, you're 18 and 7, what do you want to do?
Bro, you're wondering if I can drop a 30 bomb with this one.
What is this? I was asking the crowd of 80 and 7 11 and 3
Come on
We might come back here. I'm not even gonna hold you. I'm not gonna lie
back to us and headshots on the walk after asking the crowd bro still seven
rounds of a lead to play that's what I just want to say that is the first time
I see you're so fast against the team so that first gun round is gonna tell us a
lot about where this game is headed and the guy has always been early down
Astralis doesn't plant in this round foosie could buy an off but the glass
can't even drink shit there's no curves guys want to do so yeah there's an 11
full equal but let's say first time he could get an AWP this core might be 11
seven holy come back holy come back
wait five people long
why is magic skill 3
is that coming five people long
they have no guns right
wait wait explain that
Yeah, they're broke, they can't find a good gun, so they're just trying to get a kill together to get a gun to see what they can do.
But this is kind of like a throwaway around. Some teams even use this as a timeout, right?
Yeah, like a French timeout. Jeezy, you don't have eco rounds in Siege?
Bro, you think there's eco in Siege?
Wait, there's no economy?
No, you just pick your gun.
What?
You just pick your gun to pick your up.
So I should know that
Whatever you want
I don't even know I think Valorant
He has to be the only game with that
I think so, yeah, I think it is
I'm knowing the money situation on a strong thing that they won't have every single piece of utility
So guys I don't want to like say this and jinx it, but it's 11 to 2 I don't know they're kind of coming back
Yeah, now very important round round
Jinx it because now it's full by Loki
only one the pistol and one the follow-up and then into you know like this is the
round yeah that's good ball now the cat with a rotten dog don't go nothing don't
go no he's gonna die out there that is terrifying nice
jimsy they have two options now you have your lower players a little bit more
like a days ago still throw it out of flashbang and avoid the nade damage so
where the haters in the jet that say that don't count all check this out
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, Donk.
Smoking mid is up a little bit longer
to be able to get some safety up on short.
I don't know, 11-2 comeback.
First game watching would be insane.
We can do it, bro.
We can activate them to clear the corner, force back any defense.
Now, spirit, no.
Come on.
That's a point of left.
What is that, again? How much does that go for?
The Gonia?
I don't know.
How much is it going to run up?
Expected to do anything before that clears.
50 seconds.
No, that's fine.
I had one that was like that while I was in the air.
10K, 10K.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, did Donk just pull out an 8K?
Looks he happy to play it slow.
Doesn't want to execute through utility.
Wants them to burn as much nades as possible.
Bro, 5B, 530 seconds left.
First solo up!
Let's go!
Let's see Fence, guys.
I think Astralis is going to be fine.
We have three fighters on the right side so this can be nine.
It's okay, okay, okay.
Wait, Doc's still alive, Doc's still alive.
She's alive, she's alive.
She's alive.
Sometimes, maybe.
Put the camera on, dog! Get dead!
Don't just think about saving.
Look at the mini map.
Aye, aye, aye.
Don't check in for luck.
Don't want to be found.
This is really bad.
really bad which is
He set up some really good players, even now there were three players there and final time on for Hanley to go to the left.
That's gotta be tilted though because like two of his teammates died and it's because Mekka is watching this guy and he can't believe he did it.
He's kind of tilted now. He had no control over the loss of that wrap. That's pretty tilted.
Yes it is. They can just dodge it right? They can just constantly dodge it if they want to.
How is he gonna protect his teammates from being shot?
Alright, let's stop typing Jinx, he curse. I'm not like cursing dogs. One fucking game.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Alright, to come back green is officially over
It's over
Pissing
Bro, I'm personally a free firing that, I'm not even kidding
You can see my back in the jump
easy
I don't think anyone is going to kill this game
all the pro hop
7 chances to put
scrimmits back against all with the elimination of the line
who?
simple
but on that cross
I feel like simple will hit that shot a lot
yes yes
simple is on the books and they'll go to them
yeah
Oh, he was like the craziest comeback you've ever seen.
From the 12, all comeback, no kidding, CS go even crazier ones.
It was a crazy, my cat had to come back, oh my god.
One face comebacks, yeah, 12, two face comeback.
We've seen it all, we've seen it all.
Anything can happen, bro.
Well, there's a smoke for CT spot.
Anything can happen.
I made it a farm, I made it a farm.
Here we go, 44, Jinx is lockin.
Flash the core.
Donk.
Holy tradition.
Nice.
109 here.
How does he miss that?
3v2.
Should be easy for our teammates, right?
Zontik's burning!
17HP.
Nice.
He missed?
Real kind of shit, bro.
He's the rookie, he's the rookie.
He's too new, he's too new.
Nice!
And they get a 26.
Lockin, boys, lockin.
That was after our last game, bro.
No, that's not it.
Two slides out of the B bomb site, just the one.
I don't know
I think I think that one is really over here
No it's not bro, look and please
You have to be a little bit closer
Think thralls bro, stop that battle
They're guaranteed like one free throw
Don't get AKed
on the on the couch Jason it's on my own it's more refined from Astralis yeah well
flash is perfect that's the two-man short set up I think I think I think more
time and experience I feel yeah there's the utility's been really good from
Astralis thus far in this game we've seen plenty of Nate work as well no no
what is that TN what is that TN it's so risky TN
The
All right boys put the fries in the back
Go next hey, hey go next sometimes
Yo, Jixi, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
How is done on popping off right now this is
Here's another question. How often does song even go negative power? Oh my god
Oh my god, it's so rare. They show it's fucking live reaction, bro
There's no way in. There's absolutely no way in.
It happens so quick, such an unexplored time.
Yeah, sometimes you just gotta go next, bro.
This is real bad. This is something like a blowout.
You start to have to, I don't know,
they can take their hands off the mouse and keep it in with his round.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Hold your horses.
Conspiracy map.
Over, I've got no time.
13-6 against us, Travis!
Where is he the time at?
Where is he the time?
And bomb Gigi fast
Gigi this is nonsense
Sometimes but really really well usually you see like when you I can send you that I can send you this way
Let me see. I don't know if it's looking impressive right now. I can show you his past performances wait like the past
You can see the stats, so let me see. Info and then Donk.
I'll send you the link.
Man, this is really bad. That was kind of a blowout.
A lot of the rounds weren't even really close either. It's not like they won a bunch of 1v1s. They were kind of just wiping them.
Me sometimes goes negative. Yeah, check this out. Boom.
Yeah, yeah, you can see like so when you're in the green braw it means you did good
You know you basically means you did good if it's like 1.8 like this game
Five days ago. That's like GG. You took over the whole game. You went 26 and 16. You can see KD and raiding you see
Okay, this is all done
Yes, only don't only don't
15 and 15, 26 and 16 12 and 10
23 and 13, 7 is 15, 22 and 11, 24 is 12, 13 and 9, brother, brother, they hit his last 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, bro, in 13 of his last 14 games, he either went neutral or fatter.
But there were times, Jinxy? Oh my god, if you go to page 2 and look at the stamp, there were times where he was just like domination, bro, domination.
Oh my god, there's a game here where he went 6 to 9.
Bro, he barely ever goes 9 to 9.
Wow, it's like less than 10% of his games he goes 9 to 9 for about 10% of the time he
goes 9 to 9.
Brother, 9 out of every 10 games.
Holy shit.
Oh
dude you know what I like you know what I notice on it yeah I'm watching
pro CS all the rounds are like so fucking fast-paced like for example in
siege it's really slow in CS it's very fast like the rounds you know we would
see like 5v5 30 seconds left it would end in like five seconds all really
happening like five seconds yeah in see just the opposite really slow interesting
I haven't seen a single game of pro pro siege but she's testing like an interesting
game have you ever played for Lauren Jinxie I've never played fast are you
gonna try that's okay yes I will I will if you like that or no I don't want to
say it right now bro right now there's some people and he's watching you know
Now I'm Jinxie, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.
Bro, it's, I mean, it's, bro, I watched one tournament.
Loki was kind of fun, bro, Loki was kind of fun.
They were like, right there, like, I don't know.
I asked my chat what I should play between CS and Valorant in like 80% of them said CS.
So I just played CS, but I haven't played Valorant.
I've never played Valorant.
I mean, because they know ball.
Like Valorant, you know what, you know what's really cringe of Valorant?
The one thing that actually made me mad, and it's not gameplay-related.
Jinxie, when I play CS, bro, the people that play CS, they don't care if you're a streamer,
they don't care if you're fucking like a celebrity, anything, they just want to win, bro.
Sometimes you get stream snappers, yes.
When I was playing Valorant on stream, Jinxie, I'm not kidding, and I play on EU servers,
right?
And it's even worse.
Bro, every single game you have guys just shouting out their Twitch, stream snapping
you, not even focusing on the game, just trying to like, build their career by like
And that's fine right like gamers game like I like that makes sense right like a sure like shoot your shot
But in CS people don't care room in CS people play it to play it
I feel like for knowing people just want to stream it call me nuts, bro
Bro every game I people putting spammy that's which in my chest. I'm not joking, bro. It's so bad over there. Wow
Odette I
Have a question. Um, it's 13 minutes till the next match. Oh, hey, you said you play Geo Gasser, right?
Do you want to get smoked right now?
Bro, I know every I know
Bro, I'll destroy you dude. You know chapter European country is wrong
I'm gonna say city because I mean it. You don't know any European country is probably I
Alright you wanna hit it?
Y-okay we both- okay listen, we both put our chats in imodomi and loser gifts us.
Loser gifts us, alright?
I'm down!
How many?
You call it!
Wait, what is that?
Why are you so confident?
Because I'm confident!
Why are you so confident?
I'll beat your ass in Geo-Gesa, bro.
Bro, I'm dead.
I'm three.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
But there's ranks in Geo-Gesa?
Yes, bro.
I'm silver too and I cheated with my chat.
I'm silver too and I can't.
Yes!
OK OK.
100 subs.
100 on 50, 50, 50, 50.
I'm not.
You said 100.
No!
We're going to play tonight.
I said we're going to play.
Whoa!
OK.
How do I invite you?
Oh, my God.
All right.
I'm on only.
Mots, prediction on win loss.
Oh, my God.
Check this out.
Oh, God.
I swear you can beat me though, bro if it's like NA to NA to like do you know euro, bro?
Yes, bro. I know you're up dude. Hey, you want to do best of three best of three
Well, I can send you the link another right settings like on no cheat shit, but wait like I want to be one people
Fuck don't check match while peeing bro. What is this? What is this tactical pee break?
Bro's gonna go on Google Earth right now, bro. What's gonna look up Geogas that tips?
nah
All right, check this out. Squishy. Who do you think will win? I
Mean sounds like you buddy, you know how to like tell where it's at based on the clouds and stuff. No
Oh, I'm also bought but but it bro like a no front but I've seen a clip
I think of Jinxie playing one time no shot or
Sometimes I'm a little bit illusion though. Maybe he claps my ass. Oh
God
I don't know how to speak.
NA education does not teach about EU, like geography very well.
Okay, but low key? When it's NA, then I'm for Coke, bro.
Like, when it's West Coast, I'm on the East Coast, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Does it teach about NA, like geography, or what?
Zero, zero. I couldn't tell you where New York is. I think it's on the right.
Okay, okay.
It's people that are quick. They're like, probably 30 seconds.
That's about the fun we want. You were a quick bro. A quick little.
Actually, that's cheating.
I'm terrible
Yes, Jinxie like
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I thought I was gonna kick your ass cuz bro
I I've literally streamed Geo gas for four days in a row as soon as you said gold three
I'm like, dude, I've never even hit gold. I've been in silver on Geo gas for like two years
But you're probably getting hella stream sniper or you can't win against stream snipers
That's true. You know what that is true chat that it's true. Don't even call it Kobe though. That's right. What is it again?
It's like duals, right? Yeah duals. Boom. So we do this settings all normal. I do the normal game rules. Okay
Yeah, I love that. I love that. I said I sent you the link on this coach uncle
So best of three
Loser gets a hundred. Okay
Yes, yes, I see you. Okay. Are you ready, bro? Oh, wait, no, no, I'm not ready. Not ready. You have never played
It's a fall hundred. So be a three
Yes, okay, can I click that link inspect there is a little fucking thing
I see you just reading maybe drinks ice. Yeah, let me screen share. Let me screen share
Wait, you want to see when up you'll be squishy. I can screen shadow way
You're verified. How are you verified?
Of course bro!
Wait, this guy's a swag, no, this guy's a swag.
Nah, just ask him, you'll get the check mark.
Alright, here we go, here we go, you ready?
Okay.
Alright, three, two, one.
Jinxy, best of luck.
Here we go, baby.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, we have nervous, I'm nervous.
Here we go, you should be nervous.
I'm gonna get this.
Arkansas, no!
What the fuck?
Arkansas, it's America.
I have no idea, that's okay, so it's from no,
but I don't know where the fuck that is on the map.
Oh no.
Do you know where Arkansas is?
Uh, no, no, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Okay, good, good, good.
Oh! Why did you lock it then?
Yes, yes, yes! He's lost! He's lost!
He's lost! He's lost!
He's lost!
He's in Kansas, Kansas, Kansas, Kansas.
You're honest, you're honest!
You're honest, bro!
No, shut up!
Come on! No, I can't see you again!
Oh my God, you're so honest!
Oh, you were holding it!
I don't know how!
Oh, tips like that, you're gonna get 50% of the fuck in.
Should we go now?
Yeah.
God, really?
I want this area, I want this area.
What the fuck is this, Portugal?
Come on, show me a flag.
Jinx, you won't know European flags, no front.
Ooh, I may have a guess, I may have a guess.
Jinx, is that language?
Is that Italian, bro?
Oh, fuck, I should have said that.
You don't know.
No!
Cera, you don't know.
You don't know.
Korea, I know.
That's a barbershop.
I was in Spain.
San Juliano, centro de servicio.
Yo, this is like, what is that for?
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win.
Columbia, Columbia, Columbia, Columbia.
Columbia, Columbia!
No.
What?
Fuck, we should have known that,
that flag is really my bro.
I'm not gonna lie, drinks, I'm nervous, bro.
I would have had that when I'm not looking.
Oh, man.
Come on, 667, come on.
667, come on.
Oh, home job.
It's USA.
USA.
Wait, where did you say?
How do you know that if the USA I'm just gonna guess shit
Jinxie I'll give you a tip
Okay, you're lucky shit you're lucky shit that the Netherlands is fucking mad bro. I saw the language shing see X brick in beige
You need a lance
What are you getting? Oh
No, it's just Canada America. I don't know
This is US. This is US.
Really? Thank you.
Trust me, this is US.
I haven't seen a single American flag though.
Loki, I would have seen one by now.
Oh no.
Are you trying to throw me?
This is US.
This is US. This is US.
Dot com.
Cassella.
This is US.
It is the US.
Let me free time for you.
it looks sunny so it's gotta be like Chicago nine no I'm closer my life yeah
my life I'm alive yo we got two times America house is fair I'll give you a
big tip about US after after all right very much after you give me a tip
Thank you very much, Sanko.
What the fuck is this?
You're cooked! You're cooked!
Oh my god, you know what it says.
No.
I-I-
Oh my-
How do you know it?
Fuckish flag.
You're right.
Fuckish flag, I know.
So then- then- then pick Turkey, what the fuck?
Yo, bro.
Now this is pissing me off.
You don't even know where it is!
If this is Isabel and Anangak, I'm gonna crash out of Canas!
Bro!
Pfft!
Now that's actually pissing me off.
You shouldn't get any points when you don't know where the- when the- where the country is, this is not fair.
You're Gioca so I knew the country, you fuckers!
I want a refund.
What?
USA, USA, 100%!
Thank you very much.
I would have found Australia, I'm not gonna lie.
Should we email?
Are you trying to throw me off? What did you say?
The fuck? Why is he so silent? Is he googling?
Check, is he googling?
No, he's not!
Squishy, check his screen, I know you're joking.
He's good, he's good, he's good.
This is US, this is US!
Is it? This is U.S.!
Oh, it is.
No, it's not. Wait, I saw an Australian...
How do you know that?
I'm from the U.S.
What?
Come on, double damage, double damage, double!
Oh my god!
oh this next one is gonna come in
where are you?
okay, I'll jinx you
give me Florida, give me Florida, bitch
give me Lunabook
okay, okay, okay, okay
this is Europe
Euro buildings, Euro buildings
lock the fucking chat, please
where's the sun?
sun is south, you know what that means, jinx you know what that means
you should know what that means
wait, look at that cloud, jinx, look at that cloud
what the fuck is this?
shut up, goddamit!
What wait I know what this is
Wait what?
What the fuck why is it French is this horse it looks like England
This has to be French right or is it something like bullshit
Is this like Paris no short bro you went Paris probably so I'm gonna go Paris what
I
My god
But why'd you look it?
Okay, alright best of okay, so it's best of three you took game one
All right
check the signs juicy why did you look at me when you didn't know the language
bro check for language bro here we go I shouldn't lock I should lock you right
yeah yeah I just think I thought you weren't gonna find language either that's
the thing I didn't think you were gonna find language
oh we were in there in there in there in there in the street we were in a room
there were hell of street signs where the fuck are we wait I know where this is
Wait.
What the fuck?
Oh no, this is a saucy-wondering sea. Is this America? I don't even know.
Cervasa.
Hilsner.
Wait, this is not America!
I started.
What the fuck are those prices? America, what possible?
How are you binding language?
Romania, Romania, Romania, Romania.
Please, please.
What the fuck are you binding language?
HAHA! I don't know why you're finding language, I can't!
OOOOOOOH! I'm in like the desert!
Jinxie, you can- it's- we're playing move, you can move your mouse!
Fuck, I hope I didn't get a free win right now. Jinxie, you can move your mouse.
Hope I wasn't cheating by moving.
Oh, you're cooked. You're cooked.
You better check your surroundings, bro. I'm about to lock you with the 5k right now. You're chopped.
I'm gonna give you a tip. Check the track in front of you! There you go!
Oh.
Argentina. Please burn those iris.
No! Yes! Yes!
No. Always check trucks. I know that. I don't know that.
I've still got so many points. There's so many points.
What the fuck?
Do you see this? Maybe Europe? I mean America.
Question is where. Question is where.
Show me an email, please.
Oh, I know this language.
Oh my god, check this out, Chad.
This is the dish that's from there, if you know you know.
We've all eaten this before.
We've all eaten this dish.
Question is, where?
Probably up to here.
It's got to be.
Do you think you got 10 seconds?
What?
I mean, am I stupid?
It's your chimpsie! It's your chicer!
Wait, I should have said carbonara because it's Italy, Italy, Italy! What am I doing?
I feel bad right now.
Well that should not look Italian, that should not look Italian!
Oh you're cooked, I know this flag. Do you know this flag?
Wait, I don't know if I know it.
set the time flag fuck it's not Poland bro it's not Poland right no it's
Indonesia no
Double or nothing. Are you being dead ass right now? Oh wait their game starting never mind
I don't think you're gonna win bro. I think we would dabble on nothing up to a million. I'm not gonna lie, bro
It's just you need to know a little bit of Europe bro once you know Europe because you're an a bro
You were on top of everything always
And the Europe knowledge is not too bad
Ancient bro
Let's hope they have a good start
It's a plank!
No!
No, it's a plank, dawg!
We let him know!
There's a plank, there's a plank, there's a knoll.
He's in this position.
He's lit.
All into the knoll.
Gabby can be the player that wins this right away.
These are the Browns, right here.
Well, you gotta close the geogas, so they can hear the geogas.
The music's already tapped.
Close the geogas.
It's the chance of a full Gabby here.
Oh, dawg!
Check that position.
It's just Rui.
Rui was number two.
Running in.
Rui, you go for the triple.
Come on, Rui.
Dang, who's off it, too?
Looking for the right place.
see him inside of a suit and he just wraps around the people boxes.
I thought Donk could have spotted him, but the actual help
pass that had obviously not detected from Donk on that
retake attack.
That's a take on that little 1v1. Nice move from Ryu to just
wrap around the boxes.
That would have been a nice little 1v2 for the boys.
Not even give that aim a chance.
Hey, sound logic.
Yeah, all I say.
Don't fight him.
Don't get into a name battle with Donk. Smart.
Man we saw it first pistol on that.
I heard that guy.
It was decoy I think.
It was full new tactics.
Nice and easy there, Magix.
Donk.
We false bought Jinxy.
If we lose this it's gonna be chop chop.
Jinxy, it doesn't matter if you win the pistol.
If you lose the follow up after the pistol that's a net negative.
You have to realize that, okay?
So if Spirit wins this right now then we're up.
We lost the pistol, you understand?
Yeah, but it doesn't look like a grenade now.
Yeah.
It's a 5v2.
So, I'm picking 50.
Let's see what we can get out of it.
I think this is the most ice-cold player, by the way, JX.
He can win a 1v1, but he's not even gonna smile.
Nothing else really other than that.
9. This is really bad.
This is really bad.
It doesn't cross-clap.
Why are we not just clapping for Spirits?
Oh, yeah, you don't really know about that yet, but there's not a lot like if you lose this around usually just lose the next round regardless
Stay forced into that which makes it worse
Yeah
So now they're gonna be broke this around the third round and usually they'll be able to buy
We need to win why because tomorrow
Is where he'll be don't always good for one on the deal. I'm not gonna lie. Look at this
Mettangin see a 3d in the back. You see that?
Check this out. Yeah
Looks like an infinity
Is he the goat?
God this is going horribly
Yeah, next round super crucial. Oh my god not a pussy pattern
Don't go live with his eagles
I know, as soon as I stepped into it, I knew I screwed up.
Oh, there it is.
Well, that's it.
That'll be a nice 3-0 lead for Astralis.
Continuing their good work.
Do you see if they win this round, I'll give you a thousand subs right now.
I don't think the Spirit must be done in gun rounds.
I do.
Oh, something I always love watching.
Spirit is just how a dog plays the middle on CT side of it.
And I just love the initial game.
Guys.
This team was first made the zonk 6 donk 2 and made
This is a tiny tiny cronjin see I just want to know like
Future CS tournaments massive crowds. We're talking 15,000 people
The first time this time and have a crowd so it's like you know
What's been like the biggest major crowd, okay?
I think it's always around like 15k 18k like America America probably oh my god Jinx you should have been at the blast Austin major. Oh my god
bro Gigi
Bro, I think I saw a clip of you at that. We're like
Yes
Yes, that's like what that's the major role to a year to every year
The next one Jinxie is going to be in Zingapur, crazy now.
Zingapur or Zingapur?
Zingapur, Zingapur, PGA Zingapur bro, next major.
Sorry, sorry, next one Cologne, the one after that Zingapur, my bad, my bad.
Wait, Cologne is in Germany right?
Yes, that's a 5k.
Very effective
But he actually is able to stand a life
I think I mean just like not able to get the damage done it felt like the kill was there for the taging a little bit blinded was to near
But no, let's kind of walk up. Let's say I catch the time
Whoa, whoa, whoa job, you can sometimes catch. I'm not gonna die. It does a lot of damage to him
So 39 HP for this one V2
Oh
No, this is racket if they lose this is
Yep, because look at the position you find yourself in two players
They're sort of getting mobbed. This is a brutal mob
Holly had to call a timeout
Once again, they're staring at an astralis that's just
Before they're even able to have a response
Now they're getting these rounds are closer, but last game the rounds were like fucking 5-8-1s and so on.
But you see what, they were in a 4v2, right?
Yeah.
The two players were further away, but Teneir gets into a sort of 1v2 fight really in a way.
Dog and 4.
Dog had a...
Wait, that's sick. You spawn in on a waterfall, that's sick.
He gets one kill, then gets traded, and then you get killed.
Yeah, that's so cute.
You've never played this map?
The man advantage.
No, dude.
I'm actually excited to see when you start playing Premiere, bro.
like the actual like where everyone just wants to win
you have to get that shit on lock jings
asa
shoot them
so
yes
more than more than more than
you can only get that kill on magix
but you dropped the other
no through words
through words
that's the 30 hp
not the stone
that's the stone
it's going from bound to worse
it's happening fast
what's the wood like panel there
that's gonna try and maybe
i think tony you're
might have wanted to turn the corner
but a man
bring it
he's banging him through like the wood
it looks like
it's gonna be another day for the moment
that lineup is like right next to the
yeah
don't even see the
their opponents and they already have softened up spirits so badly yeah he is
just forming dude this is insane okay so safety had a fucking life game last
month no job but a 3v2 spirit of the decent dog but keeping themselves in
this position oh else pray grab one kill once again a clutch for shiro I love
that I feel like every time don't need to kill it immediately
yeah that was not the classic don't open one player without a commission on the
They're sort of boggling him right now, he's sort of boggling, he's getting boggled.
For this sum, I'm really lopsided, man.
I'm very surprised, I thought it was going to be lopsided the other way.
That's fair, we're just going to...
Really?
It's shit, but JC, yes, this is so one-sided on paper!
So like, if these people played 10 times, like, fear of wins, like, what, 8 times?
Probably, yeah.
Bro, they're getting bogged.
But not in that cloak.
You see? I just checked something.
I'll send the screenshot in the discord. Fucking group.
Oh, hell fucking no.
Yo, I swear your curse, bro. Group chat 3-2-1. Check this out.
This is the hat to hat between the two when Spirit played against the Connors.
They're 7 and 1 and they haven't lost. Check this out.
You see the shit?
They have only dropped one map in the past.
Uh, wow.
Is that a year?
So they won seven of the eight maps?
Seven of the last eight maps?
Yup.
I haven't dropped a single game.
Bro, and they're getting fucking packed. It's not closed.
Bro, normally when upsets happen in E-14, it's really closed.
will become a factor but it doesn't seem like they will be they're going to run right into
Zontics.
Man, are we coming back to Zontics?
Oh, long B3.
CZX2 by the way.
Yeah, dude, this is having a crazy series.
Port of timing.
And he's mad.
Okay.
I'm a bio.
I'm actually mad though.
I'm a bio.
I'm actually mad though.
This hasn't been printed into his brain, listen little guy, appreciate your confidence.
I mean, it didn't just occur.
That's the only thing that explains this.
Yeah, that's true.
listen a little guy appreciate your confidence thing I mean it's just a
curse that's the only thing that explains this yeah that's true that's true
all your priorities on this team there's one priority well I reopen this map by
saying show where the vibe believe it it can't happen again I mean it's not man
but it's other vibe for drops on map one like a quarter of the way into the map
It would like to press when it was like 3-0.
Oh my god, hit the collect!
He just jinxed and shot through the body with an AWP and tagged both of them for 90.
he was playing foots
alright here we go
he's loving it right now
he's got a hot hand
he's full of confidence as well
shiro's having an up angle
that's just yanko
flashed off it
shiro vs fizi
fuzi's moved all the way up into the red room
dong3 and 7 by the way bro
he's about to crash out
I'm not gonna lie
his pulse is gonna be crazy after this
some of the things now starting to go astralisks
they're gonna interview him
it'll be wild
they're gonna ask him if he wants to interview
and he's gonna say hellfucking no
there's always been isolated 1v1 fights
entire game so far
You can decline interviews, you know?
No shock, he's gonna do an interview after this.
He's gonna post something on his fucking telegram.
50 seconds.
Nice, Magix, come on, keep it alive.
Really far, er, for...
We can do it without Dongs one round. We show Dongs that we are so worthy.
Okay
I want to pick some of those team Jinxie on Sunday
Well my team's gonna be stacked. I'm gonna get the first bit every round
Wait, what do you mean the first pick every round? Is it gonna be so team resets?
We'll have eight captains and we'll do three rounds of traps each team will have a pick
What?
I'll get the first pick for three consecutive rounds and like the best player will get the last pick
I can't realize that
It's not rigged. I'll be the only shit captain ever the captain's good
Jinxie
What do you mean by that?
I like why you do that people say question mark, but it makes sense Chad listen to why
Bro, imagine if you were Snake Draft, right?
And like, let's say Squishy gets the 8th and 9th pick.
Squishy's team will 10-0.
Yeah, but it's not even that.
I like the team resets because we don't know who's good and who's bad.
And somebody could be the gold.
And then that team will just stomp everyone.
But now you can pick the guy, like, if you have first pick.
Chad, think about it like this, right?
Squishy's global to lead, I'm level 2.
If Squishy gets the 8th and 9th pick and he's global to lead,
I'm gonna literally bend over and get cream pie in the ass.
I'll get the first pick, then the 16th pick if we do a snake.
Trust me, this is the fairest way to do it.
I will power scale the captains too.
Do you have a list somewhere where who's joining?
Who's pickable?
I have a list of all of the players.
We need a couple more people though.
I'll get them tonight or tomorrow.
If you need some names, let me know.
Yeah.
Really, how many do you need?
You need one or two, actually?
We need, I think we have everyone that's ready to join.
just haven't texted people yet so like I think we're full but I don't know text me the names
text me the names check check check my god it's not the text them yeah we have people out there
already honestly I think even for the rainbow attorney like it's fine to have like one or two
people as long as it's not like like we're just gonna we're gonna stop that again!
Jake she likes to pre-pick the teams right last time across polo pop
HAHA! Chad, no bro!
He was even like, lucky Rylin's looking pretty good.
I should have had like a Marlin.
Chad, Dima and Render were way too fucking good.
Like PSP is where PSP asks me like,
I think most guys are clankers in this tournament, huh?
Chad, it might be 8-0.
If it's 8-0, just zipping my-
Dona would be cinema!
Yo, no, I'm gonna- No, I have to say Dona.
Sometimes Chad has gotta sit down.
If he has a spot, Dona should join.
She is content, she's all, she's vibe, she's fun, and she's a clanker, like she's on our level.
We're at the perfect position to join, I just realized.
How about, who do you want to join? We have like four spots?
Oh my god, okay, okay.
They can't be that good, right? Like, uh, like they can't be crazy good.
Ah, they can't be a pro, like no professional level.
Ah, I know it, I know it.
I'll take you later.
Seven and what yo flashbacks same as last same as on dust
We all know that number one went
Fucking I love that you're playing in a brother
Yeah, three people there and one of them boosted up
It feels like a dead giveaway, whatever the sign was, they had an idea was coming, maybe it was just a feeling.
And Oney, we'll do the draft and then go right into the tournament.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
The draft will be fun, Brown. It'll be fun.
Yes, from Hot To Hot.
Like the draft? No, I'm not gonna lie, the draft is stupid.
What time? What time is it?
Uh, like 4.30?
We're flashing on, but 4.30?
He won't die.
He's hurt.
Yeah, you need to find the timing on the street as he comes out
All of us going to fucking seven game winning streak, bro. Yeah, this is the map. I don't know how you get around sorry
Hooksies gonna risk it while the mallet's on the ground
Don'ts doesn't have an AK in this game
He's actually mad at all the players
Hey, what are those two stars in these other AKs?
Yeah, they have two kills around
He needs to start moving, he needs to get here first
Oh, I see
Rio's got a kind of bullet
The Dark is coming out now with the AK
Rio, gonna try and draw some attention to it
Hooksies spot the totally kinds of smokes
Holy focus here
Oh no, they don't know he's there, they don't know he's up in there
and now we have to talk about how we want to close out this little dog double double
triple triple wait a minute dog's healing up come on very very clean double you know
what aghosh means jinxi aghosh no you don't know what that means aghosh no it's a question
or right yeah my wife's rushing i know i know a bit it means nice jinxi means nice when
Okay, he stills it after that. That's for sure.
How did he get that second kill after he picked up Donk?
Well, he got a little bit of karma.
He didn't run out of mid with his dog shooting into the sky.
Don't go ahead of himself.
You know, creating that space, you deserve something on the tail end of it.
That's wild.
I'm fucking hyped for the Tony.
I know, it's gotta be P.
It's gotta be P.
He's talking, I think.
He's got the deeper angle on him, can't get the kill, but to me,
the utility forces him out, and Hooksie takes that kill.
So down to Magix and Shiro.
and she just will never start me get a little momentum
Yeah, I'm waiting waiting in position at the donut can be cool on the back. Yeah, well, it's his turn to play now
He could actually send him forward a little bit
Clear in the way over at the bombsite see what they're gonna find no big deal
Spirit's just on the wrong side of the map pulled over to be because I was asking what you think about that's Alexi
It's your chance saying that yeah something about fraud
Alexi is a pro like he's very very good at IGL bro. I love Alexi is from Finland
But right now allegedly he like like I don't know like there was a news report like he may have evaded some taxes
Maybe I don't know like it's all coming out right now
Yeah
So are they like saving right now like what is this?
Yeah, what is it like they're just letting the round and why what is the point of that so they get money
Now they gambled it was to a 2v3, right?
So they they just stacked on B and hope that they were gonna go B
But they went a so they just saved the weapons, you know to not lose and false
Oh, cuz you die you lose your weapon. You die
Second before he dies as well talking with Alexi bro. I think he's playing tomorrow right like Navi
For the same name
Who is to really to really who?
to really really
That ain't the CS player row no shot
You got the finish people activated in your chat. That's like the finished word, bro. They all say that
Oh
It's a finish word
Bro, no wonder I lost to you. How do you know that?
No, but I'm your like my guys are all European. They always say to say that you know, I think what you guys are mostly in a right?
Yeah
So majority of your chat is your
Pozontics is usually yes, bro. It's literally getting early to
It's like 30 percent Germany though
Most are actually German
That makes sense
If you see no defender here, you have to think a main right?
So you're gonna be in this you're gonna be looking in this direction. Oh god
This could be bad, but I know man. He's never got three fights. It's a good positioning, bro
Oh my god
Really good. He's crazy how close he was to dying so it was perfect
And hold up, hold up!
Jaby 1v3, he's fucked us before and 1v2 GenC. Oh no 1v2 now ready. Oh my god
You can pick up the bomb on aging C.A. is wide open
11 and 6
By the way, he is locked in
Come on
Number one's word to describe, yes, bro, is the momentum.
Where to go, the momentum's really important.
Does the economy, the guns, all of that get around.
Momentum is really important.
Stack up with the whole round, and we'll see.
We see.
I feel like momentum is the biggest thing in this game.
Really can really stack up around.
And skins.
Wait, dawg, skins.
You go dawg, you go dawg!
You go dawg!
One more, one more.
Oh, bad timing.
Nooo!
It was full life.
Jinxie knows more about CS than you.
Your chat!
What the fuck?
Bro, I have 10,000 hours in this game.
Pack a little it, pack a little it.
What percentage of your hours are playing the game on?
I have to like, skin stuff.
Like 7000?
Sh**
7000 playing again?
No, low key 7000 nothing against him
WHAT?
Of course, in cases
I love skins bro
I can tell you anything about skins
OUCH! Fizzy with the fucker
What was that fucker?
Okay, boys, maybe I'm full shock juicy
This may be a short game bro
Bro, Fizzy's peeking bro, it just wraps, Fizzy's peeking.
So Fizzy decides to pop off, bro.
He's got the same haircut as you.
I'm telling you something is fishy right now, bro.
He knows you're watching.
Sorry, sir.
Bro, it's not the haircut.
It's not the haircut, bro.
You're sending energy, bro.
My hair feels like a fade, bro.
I have like a fade.
Yeah, I have.
I have like a fade, dude.
Not every bald guy is me, guys.
Not every fucking bald guy.
Bro, you always have to-
I'm in wallbang.
You always have the wildest fucking haircuts, no?
Like I've seen some crazy shit here and there.
Bro, look, 2026, I'm actually gonna fully lock in chat.
End of the year, December, 2026.
Mark my words.
Who's laughing?
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Bro, you gotta have flow.
2026, chat.
No, it's not cap, it's not here we go, it's not cap.
Chat, 2026, end of the year.
I'm gonna have full on flow, guys, flow.
GZ.
Actuality flow.
Do you always go to the same barber,
Do you like like like always always saying always saying we must think you're crazy sometimes not like well with the hog rider is nuts
So so so it's actually it's a very nice women. It's a very nice Spanish woman. And yeah, she just laughs
I'll basically just show her because he doesn't really speak that much English
So I'll just show her like a picture of the haircut until the slap every time
So what did you show her for the hog rider don't tell me you're sure the
I'm gonna go pee bro. This is chop guys. This year
Do the series is chop chat it's chop
Yeah
People are asking about
Eva Alfie incident what happened with that bro no incident bro no incident. It's just like no incident no incident
and we linked up we had a little gap it's like
oh no not linked up not linked up but like like she was at an event where I
was at you know and I was like yo was good was good like on some cool shit you
know like nothing like that nothing like that yeah yeah yeah someone said you
said big fan of you don't look at the camera
I'm not even joking.
Yo, I know it's a bit of a tipsy, alright?
Oh God.
Oh, fuck.
Shit.
But the thing is, we were actually about to do something at another event.
Like, but it was like,
like she was down to do something,
and I was down, but it was like,
if the game goes to the third map,
like if it goes 1-1,
No, then I have to watch the game and the game went to the third map
So G G but a counter strike always first counter strike always first always
What do you mean by you're about to do something?
Just like just like just like I don't know like talk
I'm not a goon a brilliant like you portray me like a goon right now
Like I'm having a conversation. I just like it. Yeah
Hmm the fact that you like I waited up at this like
I know I know digs I know digs this is probably saying I'm just curious. What kind of playing like I don't know
What was on the only pixel like you know?
I'm back. Is it still cooked?
Yeah, yeah, it's cooked. It's cooked. It's cooked. They lost wait. They lost like another round
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Blinder of a game
this is some ridiculous throw in the towel man you know what rose
sometimes in gaming dude somebody just takes over a molly in this game
he took over both games right
check physical bro check physical agency
16 and 7 Jesus we murdered
magic 1v4 incoming
oh
bro and it's not just his kills it's like it's the way he's getting killed
it's always first pig it's always in the middle of the map
map kind of mogging brush I mean and it's always fucking fizzy spirits yeah
they look like wow this game dude they love to feed it it's actually bad it's
fair assessment of the situation the run and cut USP down mid is a wild thing
just complete we're gonna get a laptop again just a perfect flashbang lined up
utility all day for a straw this is going to spectacular all donkeys pissed
Hey, so is, is Dawn like the highest-paid player or no?
Highest-paid? Like right now?
Yeah, like, they gotta pay him a lot, right?
That'd be some of the other players.
Yeah, it's probably Falcons. There's one team that's from Zaudi Jinxi, and they just buy the best players, like in football, you know?
So that guy probably got way more.
Is that Falcons?
Yes, yes.
But they do that in every game, like, Square.
Really?
They do that in G's, they do that in Rocket League.
No way.
Yeah, we can do it.
Oh, god.
What do we think of the 5 get-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t?
No way.
Six to a sentence.
Brother chasing down Fozie.
Oh, hell no.
You gotta play the foezy because right now he's delivering you around again
He's still get the bomb down 1v5 fucking year 1v5 fucking year 1v5 fucking year 1v5 fucking year we're going home
1v5 never mind never mind
Remember drinks this is elimination squishy whoever loses goes out it goes home
Yeah, I know who that's gonna be
Uh
Obviously we know that
Not the best game to watch for this is this is this is this is a stump best call in hindsight
Bro, and you show me the chart like
Here it has been a strollers in seven of their last
Maps they have not seen a match because it was build reason oh, they've not lost them
Break the smoke like waited for his team and now they're just getting
Come on dog. Come on dog. That was the weirdest round. I've never seen that either sideways. You've seen a lot of come on
Just go beast mode. It's just hook see
Okay
All right, hook see I don't think you can put out to get your team back into the round
But if you find this player at the bottom of mid any catch looking the wrong way at the long time
Don't 10 and 14 again.
Don't negative how he's laughing it off to a double kill someone give him an AK.
They're smiling a bit though like actually like we mentally they're a little bit more
back in it.
I feel like it's a little problem come back to a bull.
He's on the boost.
Well, it's just two rounds carrying him carrying him to the side.
He just was there is just resting.
it's okay
all right i was happy with that
a brief smile
nice gloves though
a brief area
yeah
what's that
nice for crimson walls left hand
look at that fucking grenade
you saw the damage?
grenade chopped
oh no
running and gunning
phone for
knife
awww
died of that
two v four
fucking
They can suit it
Bro, so get a big question
Yeah
If I got thrown into one of these teams
Zero
What would my
I didn't even finish it
So you're saying
I would give zero kills in this lobby
Oh, I thought you were gonna say damage
No, zero damage
What do you think they're saying, Jason?
Wait, what?
Bro, you're not gonna go
Not even a shot landed
Bro, maybe with a nade
You're gonna like
get like five damage in or something bro you are not getting a kill bro you
are not getting a you know you know one shot headshot game am I getting one
kill nope they should open not one no hell no actually hell no you know what
you should do thinking about it right now you should do a fucking 99 kill it
in CS against the fucking pro that could be interesting I'm not gonna lie
bro it's a one-shot headshot though i would easily kill a big kill
nixie i-16-0'd you and i'm shit
i heard a crope
alright watch that shit
i'm just saying i'm just saying i'm just saying i'm just saying
it's the way you phrase it dude
yeah i'm not like a toddler guys i'm not a toddler
you're good you're good you're good you're just not good enough
but uh wait what does that mean
look at dog health look at dog health
shortly
spirit three players in the red room
Did you two do it in Rocket League like the 99 thing?
Bro, I never lost. I never lost.
People said I would get Hunter Road. No one Hunter Road me ever.
Ever.
Oh crap. Oh crap.
It's the kickoff though. If there's no kickoff, it's like...
If the kickoff lets there be a chance to like a lucky back.
Ah, check.
I think every goal is correct, right?
Yes.
K-47 that he's all right
With the mp9 making it sing but like
You see how the fuck did you win in fortnight? No way you beat which product you present for tonight?
Not I didn't I didn't do for I played up
Yeah, we like lakes Peterbot. I lost the snow. I lost to Ron. I lost to Ron
You said you never lost one
No, I mean in rocket again, rocket again, rocket again
I feel like a pro can always like look the building like Gigi
I'm gonna say something that one lucky
I'm gonna say something that's gonna sound disgusting right now to a lot of chatters right because we're watching CS right now
And I know CS is boss, but bro hardest e-sport call me nuts
Isn't it fortnight am I absolutely crazy?
like I thought just be a mere second good day damage down to 60 HP
Nah, bro. How? I mean the problem of Fortnite is just it's just too luck-based to like
What? It's just protection luck. You're saying the RNG aspect of the game?
The Zones and the RNG like the Zones like bro. Alright, this is a hot game.
Okay, the drops the drops man, but I've heard I've heard of this from like pros in Fortnite
Yeah, you guys know how Buga won the World Cup right? Yes.
Yeah, yeah, booga great player like amazing player
Booga if you look at some people did breakdowns on it had it's the best luck in like the history of fortnight in the total tournament
Brother, he got every rotation every zone god blue don't get me wrong
Booga's a great player, but like you wouldn't even know who Booga was if he didn't get lucky
I mean that's just the react I swear to god. Jacks and I gotta reach me
Can I get a week? I guess you got like perfect RNG. Yes
Booga had the perfect RNG for the entire world's like for the entire world, but then it was insane
But then wasn't like Peter bot almost undefeated like because yeah, I play as do do are winning right out of a hundred
Yes in the lobby, which is insane. No, but look like even Peter bot, right?
This is a good example Peter bot is by far the best player in the world
He always has the best team in the world best duo best trio Peter bot should be winning every event then right?
He doesn't win every event because how much luck was in for me?
It's too lucky bro, it's too luck base. Okay, it's too luck base of an e-sport
I think it's also if you get like unlucky like team me. Oh my god. She was pissed
Oh, but but but like the mechanics of fortnight, bro. I feel like absolute
I feel like a fucking grandpa when I play that game also like another problem with for night
Ping bro, you can be like better than somebody just have shit a like and just get mugged
For that has a lot of problems competitively a lot of problems
Check a lot of people are saying league a lot of shit. That's out of your control. Watch this out of control
Nice song
It's exactly what you don't want to see if you're a straw. You don't want to see you don't want to you feel don't warming up
Taking those one taps just deleting you from the server quite yet
I'll give it two more buys for Astralis.
Third, they want you straight.
They want you in a round.
So that would make it.
Yeah, six more coming.
Check this out.
Nice.
You see that one there, baby?
All right.
That's the second time I've seen that.
I'm only going to be broken.
Patrick's just having a great time with those pamps.
Should be any way back into this, but I need one more.
Okay.
Well, that's a good one from Zonzex.
Nice.
should be any way back into this but i need one more okay well that's a good win from
song six i'm leaving the last chat next round full by though oh lovely from hooksy the jiggle
hooksy the jigger chat oh yabi's gonna pick two yeah okay now it's all the sudden hooksy always
used to go like zero and seven zero and ten to be called in the jigger chat but he was always
like he was just giving the calls for the team and never getting many kills do you want to go
40 she was getting me a little bit giga chat or giga chat giga chat giga chat giga chat giga
I
It's like Sasha I don't know. It's the ass I guess
Have you ever been to Germany
I've been to Leipzig
Yeah
Berlin, I did a lot it's nice. I like the vibes in Europe. I like Denmark as well
It's fucking over and look who it is again fizzy 21 and 10 we fucked them on the first one
We fucked them on the second map including don't talk 11 and 8 that's unheard of
And and jixi usually he goes bad on one mat and then he fucking goes peace mode on the second
He went silent on both maps
I'm not joking. You asked maybe fucking jinx, bro, please
Look, everything's the same hacker as you, he popped off bro, he popped off, not dumb, don't get luscious air bro.
I see connection, I see connection.
Did I go negative in this game too?
Yes.
Bryan, he went 6 kills negative and then he went 7 kills negative.
Disappointing result look at physical farming
That's so depressing
I just realized Fizzy has the most boss government name ever his first name is love. I'm not joking straight up love
Yes
Changes you just had a bunch of practice boot camp switching air skipping an event so you can get more
It's gonna take a little bit more time clearly for this spirit team to feel like they're all in the same
Yeah, it's gonna be a couple of weeks it would have been tomorrow
You're gonna see us tomorrow Gigi
This pisses me off, bro. I wanted to watch Astralis. Sorry spirit
So it's Aurora versus Astralis. What are these fucking playoffs? Aurora versus Astralis and Navi versus foot?
Show Jinxie Jinxie. What the fuck?
This is Coke.
Dude, wow, it's going to be like an upset tournament.
Yeah, I think we always had a good take on the tactical side against them and it was all about the shooting.
And I think especially Lover had the home crumb buff today, so yeah.
It's crazy. You've obviously had the experience playing in front of the Danish home crowd.
I think he's the best ever performance versus a top team.
Yeah, I mean, he talked a little bit about it. I think we talked more about the girlfriend buff, so I think that's also something.
In terms of Dust2, he said to me a couple of times before, obviously, you played Espirit.
You guys are going to rematch.
Oh, jeez.
What was different in terms of how you prepared?
Did I get you?
No, you're doing double nothing.
If you want-
Q-Sum was actually a little different.
I feel like I need a similar game.
Is it fair, bro?
Good, and he's too good.
Yeah, we can make it somehow fair.
I can go half HP if you want.
You had me down to half.
You would have won that if half.
No, I don't-
Come on, that's what you said.
Let's go.
Double nothing.
Best of one!
Best of one, double nothing.
Squishy, we got that.
He's already next, right?
Yeah, bro.
Horal CS, that thing is fucking totally again.
Are you sure?
I can go half HP, Jinx.
I can go half HP.
No, no, no, no, I'm not a pussy.
Mama, no, bro.
If it's Europe, you're just going to be cooked.
No, no, no, no, nothing.
Come on.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
I don't know nothing, but what does that mean?
200 or nothing?
Yo, oh my god.
All right, here we go, here we go.
What the shit?
Are you setting invite?
Setting invite?
You already know what I'm going to do with the money,
but I'm going to buy some fucking cases.
All right, wait.
Chat, OK, chat, bad news, guys.
I can't do cases today because we're going to do RLCF.
So we're doing cases tomorrow.
We're going to take another day off.
Take another day off.
Ligastar, Ligastar, Ligastar.
You'll resend your life.
And then tomorrow we go hard.
You have to go hard.
All right, all right.
You stand today?
Yeah.
Here we go.
All right, I have to do it.
Yeah, tools, boom, work map, hide screen again.
All right, only I have to go after this game.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
It's going to be a quick one, bro.
You're good.
The fuck does that mean?
You will see.
OK.
I'm joining I'm joining double nothing double nothing
Yeah, if you're done, I'm down bro. If you're done. I'm down. That's all I'm gonna say wait
You're some random
I was about to say some girl join bro. I'm not gonna lie. I join you in your in two Jinx's joint. What the fuck?
What's happening? Are you in or no? No, they're both me. I think they're both me. What the fuck?
Did I leak just just join a side just join the side no because none of you active
Bro they're both me it's jinxie and o jinxie. They're both me
L scammer, I hate you, bro. We'll do cases tomorrow get off my dick
Oh tomorrow you should open some of the new cases Jinxie tomorrow terminus
Don't let don't let your chain. Don't let your chat like force you into doing trade-ups
I know they are only for trade-ups when I'm telling you the terminals are kind of fun
And then then you knew all right, you definitely bro. There's like 50 people joining right now. I'm gonna reset
I hope I can make a new one
Loki you invite me jinxing jinxing go party go party at the top like hide it
a second go party and then invite your friends and I click the first one party
party and then copy just copy the link GG you need a stream deck dude you're
right but bro I like to I like to just be like old-fashioned fuck a stream deck
Rob wait a million you're out
She's getting back
All right, bro best of one right? Yes. Yes, but he has to put it to duals else
It's like cringe else. It's you have a lot of time to guess just put it on duals. I vice like press bottom left and then duals
Let's see here we go. Wait. He's sending another one. He's sending another one. Yeah, yeah, yeah three two one
I mean buddy. Is it on duals? Okay? Yes
Jinx see I double or nothing you ready double or nothing. I'm fucking ready. Here we go jungle
Best of luck if double America in a row you may fucking fuck my ass right now
Oh, God, what's this?
You're those cars were kind American low-key
License plate is right. What the fuck does that mean? That's some America type shit, bro full custom license plates
Jinx uses America, bro
Shhh, don't get my head!
Don't get my fucking head!
I'm just wondering bro, I'm just wondering.
I think it may be Euro, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I can give you a little hint.
Come on, I need some fucking language.
Those looks like this looks fucking American.
Keep right.
Meadow Glen Middle School.
We're the fuckers Meadow Glen.
Theme for the year of success.
Meadow Glen.
That's gotta be fucking America.
Where do you see Meadow Glen?
Oh
Are you gonna only you are only I mean what only yes
Where you see metal Glenn no where no where no where it's not metal and all fast. You know where metal Glenn would be if it is metal
West can I find a couple of theories and I'm gonna go very safe. I'm gonna go safe John looks fucking hot
It's fucking hot temperature. Where's a hot temperature and fucking America?
It's for sure America look at the license plates. They're nice and tiny. I'm gonna go fucking Nebraska
Nebraska, please
Okay, thank you
We didn't do half HP bro. Oh my god, South Carolina. I was there mr. B. All right. Here we go
What you know this language in C
Oh God could be run up to is it
Trouble pressure on you. Are you succeeding at that?
Show me the gas price check it. That's way. But wait email email email email
What did he do?
That's 380 I said.
Run shot.
I don't know.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
No.
Yes.
No.
Oh my God.
I'm actually gonna win.
How did you beat me?
In non-America.
Lock-in.
This is USA.
What?
Thank you for the hint.
Come on.
I don't know if I'm fucking Australian.
Wait, is it?
What?
Where the fuck is that?
What does that mean?
Twint with Germany?
Link with Portugal?
This is not America, bro.
Czech Republic? Maybe like in the middle of it?
Please
That's England
Shut up all my English people you said the only country you were in was England bro, and you get England wrong
Jinxi
SHUT UP
What the fuck is this?
They are mongers?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at the language
That language is looking sass
What the fuck?
Email says dot com nine s in education center.
How do you always fight, man?
Sri Lanka, Sri Lanka.
But where is Sri Lanka?
I don't understand.
Where is Sri Lanka?
Wait, shut your bitches up one second.
I'm trying to think.
Where the fuck is Sri Lanka?
No, no, no.
I had it.
No.
I'm actually stupid as fuck.
Yeah.
Because you keep talking, bro.
You're so fucking low.
Fuck.
I hate Sri Lanka! I hate Sri Lanka!
I'm actually choking!
Not a bad guy's jeans to have an upper night.
Oh my god, you're cooked!
Wait, what?
This is your... this is... maybe America.
No.
Bro, I'm nervous now.
What the fuck is this?
Bro, if you mess up one time, you lose.
Don't say that, don't you dare.
No.
I can't think, I can't think.
You're in my head.
Show me an email.
I need a rookie fucking...
Rookie tip.
Just please subow after you lock, bro.
No other... Oh, I can't say it out loud.
Jesus, if the sun is south, do you know what that means?
If the sun is south, where does it mean we're on the map?
Do you know that?
Jinxi?
Equator, Equator, Equator.
Yeah, but on the top or on the bottom?
Bottom.
Clever.
Sun south means we're on the south.
SHI-SA!
Oh no, I'm wrong. Cooked.
I can't see any information, but I'm not going to lie.
The fuck is this city, Jinxi?
Bro, it's like Spanish and Dutch.
I'm not even kidding. Do you see that?
Yes, I see it.
Some of the words are Spanish. Some of the words are Dutch. I actually don't fucking know. I think it's the Netherlands, bro
I'm not gonna lie. That's what I think as well. That's what I think. I was gonna say like Amsterdam
But this does not look like Amsterdam. No, no, no, it's more rural. That's for sure. It's not a big city in the Netherlands
Mega would test. No, I don't know. I've never seen anything like this
It's Spanish and Dutch simultaneously, but majority of the language is Spanish. What the fuck the numbers, Basin?
What do they mean?
Like, you're Daswil, Alto, okay?
But then you go two steps down the road.
It's like Equifos, Trejado.
Yeah.
Is there a part of Netherlands that is Spanish?
You've got four seconds.
Come on, Mr. Spain! Where the fuck did you see Dutch?
DUDGE!!!
Who HATED JINXY?
Okay.
Thank you.
I will run Australia.
Pro.
Fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
We ASPIN, ASPIN!
Brother, I know exactly where this is!
that's streamer
I'm chopped bro
hold up no
I know the state this is in
no if it's if it's
Aspen
I'm gonna look fast so you can't find it
brother I know the state this is in
no
but I hope I guess right
yeah oh my god
the pressure worked
come on
Kansas, Kansas.
I know who Nashville.
Oh my god, they should have.
Oh my god.
Unhauled.
Aspen is in control.
That's Tennessee.
Yo, but America is big.
America is big.
You shouldn't feel too bad about it, bro.
Aspen is in control.
Oh my god, bro.
Let me pay out.
That was fun though. What the fuck we have to play again smaller states you're
Cheesy better than me. Ah! What? How did I win in in in your trolley?
Scroogey and Scroogey and Scroogey and Scroogey. I wasn't looking at yours. I was looking at others. Okay, okay.
Bro, how did I win in NA and you won in Europe? What the fuck? You beat you beat me on my home?
No, the Spain one cooked me. The Spain one took me. Boy, I swear to God I was beating Dutch.
That was no Dutch bear. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro
Let's go
Yo, what's up? Davids in the chat for Jinxie, bro
Jinxie, bro
You win that shit
We will try we will try
Both of you both of you. Yeah, it's probably it's probably like okay. Hey, go hit it
Go ahead. I'll cheer for you. I love you, bro. I'll see you out soon, bro
Okay, hey, we see each other on Sunday, bro. Peace peace peace. Bye-bye squishy. Bye-bye.
Let's go to fucking under it
W fucking jinks, bro, W fucking jinks. No questions are sometimes people they take their time to pay up
Blah blah blah JG BAM even leaked his card chai salta leave Jinxie some love in his chat right now, bro
Leave him a follow if you haven't already. Um
It's his first time tip towing in the fucking CS space
Hey, you should be thankful, bro. He is a fucking great human being a great guy
And he seems to be enjoying CS 2 man, and he seems to be enjoying CS 2 boys. I
Need to practice a little bit, bro. I need to practice a little bit quick little lock in
On the Geogacer mods prediction right now. Oh my god. I like my whole shit GG
I'll play one more game. I'll play one more game. I'm about to head off soon. I want my game one more game one more game
One more game one more game. I'm not a no no no check this out. We're playing a rank real quick
We're playing a rank real quick. All right, come on
You have young Robin from Norway check this out
Get into that early this looks like Canada, I'm not gonna lie
I could be Australia, we're playing in gold rank.
Again, Jinx said that this rank is not that easy
and I'm not gonna lie, it isn't easy.
These guys always cook me.
I'm located on a fucking five game losing streak.
Now we're winning road, next mouse.
What the fuck is this font, bro?
Why they're using fucking free to play font?
National Forest, Gracie Lake, Ashton, Idaho.
Karbin, Iowa.
Bruh, I know nothing about America, I'm not gonna lie.
If it's New York, I wouldn't even know where it is.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
I'll take it.
I just not saying it back.
Sluice pot!
Neverland!
Get colonized!
All in this one word.
What?
How?
How does this bastard know?
Wait, I misclicked.
What?
What happened?
We're back.
Uh, Ecuador.
I was in Ecuador for one year. This feels like Ecuador. I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, it's
Rubal Russian Rubal or is it
Brazilian dollars
Our dollars that's Brazil
Right
Yeah, please go Argentina, please go Argentina Brazil Brazil Brazil. Oh my god
Lookin' at it.
Mods, title, if not updated.
He put the question mark.
Free Elophi gives up.
Looks like a European house.
I'm not gonna lie, guys.
I'm from Europe.
This seems familiar.
Show me a sign.
I need a street sign.
A street.
let me see that lingo, let me see that lingo
lingo over there, lingo, lingo, lingo
European license plate which is a bit of a hot topic
silk ceremony hack
roscret
brrrrrrrrrrr
what?
I don't know what that means
kennity
moint eech
Mont-Meliac.
The Ora brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Guys, I have no idea.
Never mind the bull!
Beware of the owner!
No fucking bull to be seen, bro.
This country is lying.
Where do people lie?
Oh, bro, I don't know.
It's kilometers.
It's Europe.
Two thousand and twenty-seven
There's another sign
Cycling paths
I've seen that time before this type
I'm gonna go Spain guys. That's stupid as fuck. I'm gonna go crazy. I'm not even want to go crazy at this crazy
I'm gonna crash this fucks
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, be any one more time yet in Robin
What?
Grease?
Grease!
Right?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, is he fucking cheating, bro?
How does he know?
I'm done. If this kills me, I'm actually done.
Oh, man.
Luckily, it's not double damage.
Okay.
I'm done.
damage. Neverlands again. Oh my god, I'm actually getting lucky with the Neverlands. I hope
he doesn't know. If he goes to Neverlands, he'll be able to watch the stream, I swear.
FUS!
Is Netherlands that easy to gas-chat?
All right, he goes downtown Amsterdam, SMH, Bro, I thought he wouldn't go Netherlands.
Poland.
What the fuck?
That's Russian.
Oh, that sign does look Russian.
Krabewinsko.
Wait.
Why is it Slovakian?
only some I need a flag those houses look those houses look super like Jordan
like European Austrian but they speak Russian the fuck is this what is this
concoction of a country. Is this like Lithuania, Slovakia, one of those? Latvia?
Where's the sun? South, so in the northern. Doesn't really help. Guys, I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna go Slovakia. I'm gonna go with my guests.
Actually, I'm gonna go closer to Hungary. I'm not sure if it's Slovakia.
I hope he doesn't know at all. I hope he doesn't know at all. What?
Are you- are you taking the piss?
There's no idea. Bad points.
No!
I trust him, honest battle, W guy, I trust him actually, Jan Robin how old are you bro?
Magi type sage, I'm just listening to the stream, I was clicking the stream sniper
check, wait I didn't pay attention I was just focusing on figuring out if he's stream sniper
What the fuck? What's the sign say I have to look in? No no no no no no.
And Norway, Sweden, Finland.
No, no, please be, no, please be friendly.
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
If I had not, I'm a wet-of-mind Norway, I'm not even joking.
This is, this is Audi, like, this is Jordan or something.
Yeah.
What?
Yo, where the fuck is Hati-Bat?
Huh?
Wait, I do know that city though.
It's actually a city.
But I don't know where.
Where the f**k is it?
Chad, where is Mageth?
OH NO NO NO NONONONO- in Iraq maybe?
NO
F**K!
Ched, who knows that's a city now?
OH MY GOD, bro, he beat me on Israel.
She beat me on Israel.
One more.
Jesus in the shed to him, I'll use for him, then he didn't stream snipe, but he keeps the fight, he keeps the fun.
Playing against a German guy, that guy for sure as well as watching.
They're like, what the?
It's a no move. Where the fuck are we?
There's people selling bags, there's people selling mother-sucking elephants.
Elephants? Where the fuck?
Is this a tourist spot? I don't see any tourist.
Oh, nine, I thought it was a flag.
There has to be a flag somewhere here. Why are you not selling much of your country?
Is that a flag? No. Fuck. Ukraine! What?
Who is this? West. I mean, it's just not Ukraine.
Is that dog real?
Wait! Kenya!
Me, is that? I think it's Kenya.
Is that Kynia?
It may not be, no.
I think Kynia maybe looks different, like similar.
Kynia also has a sword, no?
Please, no, no, he may be right.
Please be Kynia, please be Kynia, please be Kynia, please be Kynia, please be Kynia!
I'm locked!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Full rage, babe.
Come on.
Yellow license plate.
Where we're playing with no move period?
You actually can't move.
Uh...
This is beautiful by the way.
Oh no.
Mongolia?
Australia?
Switzerland?
Austria?
Yellow license plates?
Where the fuck do they have yellow license plates like that?
I'm fully clueless.
Peru.
Saved.
I didn't go fucking plates, bro
No, then he makes you boys gonna have some bum ass fucking strategy. Can you say grass, bro?
This click
Where's the Sun again?
South, in the Northern Hemisphere.
There's gotta be either America or Australia.
Right?
For America or Australia, I don't know.
Wait, Northern Hemisphere! America!
Where's it hilly?
In Boulder!
Many boulders in Boulder.
Oh my god, I'm locked!
Wohohooooo!
Again, again, again, again, again, again, again.
We're playing into Dutchy.
What?!
What is that?
I asked him, how is he?
How are you doing?
What's this?
KAKVA?
Yo, I'm standing on a hall.
I'm gonna... I'm your bro, I was focusing on texting him.
No.
I was about to go there.
Okay, yo, bro, I saw.
Cheater.
I was saying hi.
You were focusing on the rounds already.
Verano Beach. What the fuck is this language? I've actually never seen that.
This gotta be some fucked up island. Zamos.
Is this grease?
life resort yeah look it's some island bro
but it is Greece it is Greece it is Greece I'm gonna go some random Greece
island bro I'm gonna go this this is this
If this is this GG, if this is this GG, if this is this GG, if this is this GG, no!
But right here, right here, right in the middle, right in the middle.
Come on, we're locked, we're locked, we're locked.
Sweden.
Austria, Switzerland.
There's a veer park there, I think.
Oh, Sweden.
Denmark?
I think so.
Mar-E-T-A, Aftale, Met-Cup,
Bat-Föhring,
Let's go to Denmark.
Ahus.
Please, don't be sweet.
Wife in Portugal!
What the fuck?
Ho ho ho ho!
Ho ho ho!
Provenporto!
What the fuck?
Now we may start cheating, I'm not gonna lie, now his ego is gonna be crushed, what was that, guess.
This guy's ten times worse than Jinxia, I'm not gonna lie.
They beat us, it's Spanish.
South America, guys.
Minimercado. Where in? Where is it so probably Peru? It's not Ecuador.
All right, are you doing the thing now, huh are you doing how we're doing the thing now, huh?
Well, well, well, come on
What the fuck yo this language I've never seen before
Gotta go this way I guess.
No.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go Power Rangers please.
Alright, so this is gonna go like...
It's just an infinite forest let me guess.
Where would that be an infinite forest?
any email on the store any email
fuck Slovakia Poland somewhere in Europe
Slovakia
The game is the same though. I don't know, I don't know, I'm in Romania. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wax! Not one shot please. Oh my god, we are live.
That's Russian. That was stupid, so.
It's beachy. It's very beachy.
Live the moment
No flags
South America what you are just in touch. Oh, no
No.
I don't know.
No.
Don't ask me from high don't ask me from high I've only won one game I feel like I'm dominating right now
Do I have some complex bro like to do? I think I'm him. Oh, yeah, I feel like I'm owning right now
I've won one game. It's in again
It's the same guy wasn't that guy where I crashed hold on a second
Oh, I know that flag
is it africa or america or south america wait wait wait is that bolivia is that no no no
Is that Ghana?
That's Ghana.
Can you speak Ghana?
Red, orange, green.
No, no!
No, I've lived there for one year while you're talking to me.
What was that flag then?
England.
No, I'm actually pissed.
How did you even Ecuador on me?
I've never lost an Ecuador.
One year of traveling around Ecuador, talking to people, working, how do I get that wrong?
I
Home town
One Mars
I should know it's gotta be a rare 51
This is area 51 and when Google Maps tried to go around it, there were so-na-radars interfering
with their cameras, bro, anti-recording software.
Okay, jeez.
Here we go.
Check this out.
England.
Fuck.
England, I don't know, Chappy Benito Juarez. Juarez! I knew a guy that was called
Ruares, he was from South South America. It's gotta be, this is beautiful by the
way, imagine right here, you're sitting right now here, you play games, yes.
you open you open a you open a rule of the case
he's got to be maybe shillie or perui you know in the mountainous area
where's the son they're west no information we're gonna go in the
Middle
Please
That's Mexico
Mexico's beautiful
No way
We get any info on the buildings and
This doesn't look Norwegian. I feel like Norway is always full modern and they
would have some the houses wouldn't look like this.
It's a little bit run down. That is a European sign though.
The nature is for sure European though and I feel like not a country for sure.
I'm gonna go
It can be Poland too, only absolutely nuts doesn't give me it doesn't give me no way Sweden guys
Does it? It's gotta be
I'll go Sweden, but if this is Poland, I'm gonna crash out
Okay
Good, good, good, good.
Bro, no move is hard, no?
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Any of you guessing everything right now?
No shot.
Then you're the actual god.
This is so hard.
I feel like I'm full clueless.
South, south sun, which means Northern Hemisphere.
Northern Hemisphere, so it can't be Australia
and not South America.
Unless it's like Vingy to Elacolombia.
thank lord I checked for the Sun because I would have went Australia or New Zealand
fuck is that like a dog or a wolf it's gotta be America then it's gotta be
America then
Mexico looks similar to this I'm gonna go close to Mexico guys could even be
Mexico I'm gonna go Mexico actually because we just had something that
looked exactly like this from the nature right
man America doesn't look like that there's a fucking glacier right here
What are you talking about right?
I'm addicted I can't stop it's no look lock. I have to go I have to go sleep last game last game action
Actually stop me it's better be when I
Mean this one is obvious fucking minutia minutes. You need to
Where is that again? Where is that easily? Wait, wait, wait, I'm stupid. Wait. Oh my God, thank you,
Lord. 5k, 5k, 5k, 5k, 5k, 5k, 5k. Please, please. Oh my God! Yo, yo, no move, no move.
oh my god what the fuck let's go I love that animation that felt like opening
a door that look like now my lock-in we can't lose this
they go for GM Russia
Wait. Mongolia. Wait. Mongolia. Oh my god. Oh my. Guys look at the nature and it's Krulik.
Oh my god, oh my god, I wish I went that city bro, holy fuck that would have been sick
Oh no.
Buddhism.
Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing Singapore?
I am completely useless.
Philippines, Thailand, Singapore.
One of those.
I am going to go with the Muda Drake.
I do a water hatch.
What?
I just give you this button. Thank the Lord.
How is that 55 damage? I'm so much closer.
What? That is no fair.
Oh, is it because the map is squeezed? If you know, you know, type one, if you know what I mean.
I was closer to the equator, you know.
Uh,
Ho...
Is this Germany?
No.
Poland?
Close to Germany?
CKS?
Maybe Czech Republic?
Please?
No.
Fuck me and the ass.
How do I get Germany wrong?
I am German.
What the fuck?
Italy.
Italy!
Ferrara! Ferrara!
No!
I should have taken my time.
Peace right side, peace right side!
Oh no!
Locking.
Zaka.
I have no idea.
Z-Oh!
Niko country, Niko, Niko! Slow watch, slow watch!
What the fuck is that though?
Wait.
Niko, they always say they're the slow watch, no, the kovach.
Kosovo?
please be right no I know Bosnia to go Vina oh my god I'm actually done myself
Canada
wait wait wait
Where is Bolivia?
It's Bolivia.
I know it's Bolivia.
No, it's Bolivia.
It's Bolivia.
I fucked up, no.
Alright.
Okay, boys and girls, tomorrow... Do I watch the Navi game? Yeah, I don't know. Do I watch
the Navi game? Yeah, I don't know. I think I do. Alexi be playing with tax evasion lawsuit.
I want to see if he frags out, bro. I want to see if he frags out. If he gets zero kills,
If he gets 0 kills, then he may be cooked.
If he gets a lot of kills, the lawsuit is wrong and he still feels confident.
Tomorrow, Mr. Lawyer, we will see what's good.
Boys and girls, it is going to be interesting, bro, against full underdogs.
What did Fizzy post?
No way bruh, it's Smashman 1v1 Clash Royale.
It's absolutely not bad.
Boys and girls, I'll see you all tomorrow bruh.
Maybe tomorrow some more terminals.
one of you want to see that we did get a goal today we did get a goal today
remind me to check that out tomorrow I'll buy them tomorrow the rats that we
have prepared and the fucking golds shout out to everybody that subbed up that
followed that was here that was here thank you for watching the streams as
always question the bossy I will see our tomorrow and yeah I hope you enjoy
evening morning wherever you are on noon on noon shout out to all and I think
for being the most W chat ever.
So yeah, I'll see you all tomorrow roundabout 3 p.m.
Roundabout 3 p.m.
Of course, you're in the bus.
See you guys bye bye bye.
Sunday Jinxie tournament, Sunday Jinxie tournament.
Ooh, what name should I text him?
Oh no, this is gonna be one of those weird situations
where it's like, why did you not say my name?
Loki, I'm just gonna say Dona.
So it's not gonna be like, he said one spot for sure.
So I'm just gonna say Dona, done.
easy
Why not Dima Dimas Dimas too good Dimas too good bro like he's he would be the best best best by far
Like a weather whoever's demon the team G
Mooda's ass at CS no
Like I want to add PSP as well but PSP is also fucking
He's just gonna start on them
invite exer-pass
I'll see you guys, bye bye, invite JL
yo, he's gonna drop 50
he's gonna put him on a controller, bye bye bye love you guys, bye
see you guys, bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
alright, bye bye bye, I'm just gonna say don't, I'll fuck it, so I don't
oh god, yeah, I'll see, I'll see, I'll see, bye bye bye guys, bye bye bye
Boys, one quick wingman, mods and super prediction bro, one quick wingman boys, I actually do need to practice.
I actually do need to practice. One quick wingman and we will open some cases on some OG basis bro.
Tomorrow at 3pm I will be live, but we are not stopping here bro, we are not stopping here.
Do I look like a fucking pussy that fucking ends the stream after fucking 6 hours?