Well, well, well, to this very special day.
How we doing boys and girls? How we doing? How we doing? How we doing? How we doing? How we doing?
Ghani! Yo! Everyone spam kappa! Everyone spam kappa!
Everyone spam kappa!
Yo it's not working! Emotes rick is not working Roma!
added it I added it I don't see it yo boys I hope you're all doing fucking
fantastic it is a crazy update day for counter strike one of the many update
days for counter strike it feels like every single week we're sitting here
evaluating the future of counter strike and today is one of those days it's one
of them days. Massive update has hit the servers of our beloved game Counter Strike.
But there's two facades of the game that is called Counter Strike 2. There's two sites
and today we may be switching sites because the case site, the item site I am sick and
tired of. This right here does not bring me joy anymore. That right there looks
into my eyes and makes me mad. I am not joking bro. Yesterday was a shifting point of great
magnitude. Boys, I was actually pissed. I am not joking bro. I have not been mad on stream
I think ever. I think ever. And I've been through it. I've been through it. Millions
of streams that we've done on this platform yesterday, yesterday broke me bro, yesterday
broke me bro. I am not joking. Okay, maybe the Titanurdo incident, that was one, that
day I was also a little bit mad, but yesterday tens of streams, no millions, millions. Chat
knew up there is so as we will get to it in a second. Chat, who was there yesterday
I opened max steam limit yesterday. I called my bank every five minutes. Yo
100 more euros 100 more euros 100 more euros
Steam the max you can fucking deposit on to steam as a hundred bro. I fucking press that button
15 times
Guys
And what did we get?
You would think okay if you go to the cinema you pay 20 euros
Maybe you add some popcorn on top sweet and salty boom another 10 bucks 30 euros. You have a great evening with your friends. I
Spend 1.5 K
To get fucked in the ass not the good kind to get fucked in the fucking ass
I look at my inventory and I see a bunch of terminals
With either blues inside
Or fucking rats that Bobby wants 300 bucks for
What did I spend 1.5 K for?
for Galileo alligator
In battles god
Yo guys, no no no no no no
Yo, I was so go live on YouTube. I'll go live on YouTube. I'm fucking losing my fucking rat
My rat how do you say?
Rude Faden the rat string through my story because I'm so angry at this fucking game, bro
Give me a second. I'm going live on YouTube YouTube movie right now, bro
Nah, bro. I boom. What's our we live? Yes, I know also. What's always put the life double dot in the title pussy pussy if you change it pussy
Go to Poland. What does that mean? I'm not mad that I can't
See the case being slit open anymore. That's not what I'm talking about, bro
You were not here yesterday. I'm I'm oh my god. It's the terminals, bro
It's the top by the way. Cheers coffee is ready. It's the
First message
Profit question mark from Kia 8
Really bro
You are a lucky individual that I don't know how to buy on this platform, bro
You are lucky individual white boys and girls quick little case will this be my last case. I don't know
I don't know. Sometimes my titles are a little bit misleading, don't bear me to it.
But I am actually tilted at this.
I'm tilted at the x-ray.
I'm tilted at the terminals and valves this greed. Boys and girls,
yesterday broke me so much. My mods were discussing something in the mod group,
right, in the discord group that we have.
Let me scroll up. I hope I'm not leaking anything here.
Let me scroll up.
What is this blah blah blah blah I don't want to leak anything it has always been shit you just
enjoyed cases more he's saying why I didn't like the terminals today Sally I love you but
are you taking the piss and it was low key harder to open so many in a row yeah you
have an open case in like two years you forgot how it is guys you don't understand you
don't understand terminals am I the only one that has a clear vision because of size
I was so mad, I made a fucking, I hope this voice message is not gonna get me cancelled.
I forgot what I spoke about, it was yesterday, late at night, and this was pissing me off
because nobody was seeing the truth.
No, Sally, you don't understand.
It's the fact that for cases, we made the prices, the community made the prices, right?
We fucked ourselves.
Listen!
I opened, I got fucked 90% of the time because the community decided
that the blue is worth this much, the gold is worth this much.
Please listen.
But then Valve is now making the prices.
Bro, that's some fucking greedier shit.
Imagine like, let's say I make fucking $100 don't know every stream, right?
Like $100 don't know.
Right in my thumb.
And then it's like, okay, so this is like the average.
And imagine like all of a sudden, boom, I switch it to like,
okay, boys, the stream only goes on, or stays on, if it goes to 100.
Listen!
It's now they're shifting the table, tell me.
It's them asking you for fucking a thousand bucks for gloves because they know that you pay it.
You're stupid.
But they have no business in making that price.
They call you stupid.
Come on, man.
This is actually disgusting.
This is actually...
Oh my god.
I'm actually pissed.
Oh my god.
Did you not understand?
And then you're hoping for them to offer you.
They call you stupid.
For their fucking bummer's price.
Oh my...
Oh my god.
They call you stupid.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Nah.
I'm gonna crash out.
You-you-you-you-you-you-you-you-you-you-you-you don't unbox the gold.
You don't unbox the gold and the community pays you $1,000 for it, right?
Because it's supplying the man.
NINE!
Now, they shifted the table.
You go to the Vive Store. Imagine they have a corner store.
Before it was like a stock.
When the company does shit, the caramadas were at zero.
When the company does well, they do some great updates.
The caramadas were at 1,000.
The game now opened up a store, Valve Counter-Strike 2 store, boom you go to your local city and you see knives being sold for a thousand, going into games in this pocket, why for doing great fucking updates, for blessing us with updates and then they deserve to charge one thousand?
Hey, I always defended the argument of Valorant fanboys, of, um, of, oh yeah, but counter-strike knives.
Wait, no, no, no, I always hated on the argument of Valorant fanboys of saying, in CS this knife would cost 500 euros, in CS a knife costs 1000, in our game it costs 50.
Shut your bitch ass up. We make the price.
Valo charges 50. Also, you can't sell that knife. The money is gone. That's another story.
That's another story. Let's take that out of the equation, okay?
But it was us making the price the community. Valff had no say in a knife being 1,000.
It was the stupid community doing that. You can't say, Valff, they're so greedy, they're charging 1,000 for a knife.
Now they're charging 1,000 for a knife and it is pissing me off.
That argument holds no value anymore. Now it's actual greediness. It's actual
greediness. And if you tell me that they're doing this just because of
gambling laws, yeah, but they're doing this so you have to buy the skin and
they can circumvent gambling laws so you can actually keep opening terminals
in all different countries. Brother, then why are they not charging ten bucks
for gold? One cent for blue and one dollar for pink. Why the exact
Price that we pay on the steam market
I'm actually crashing out. No, no, no
I and then we have people celebrating that they can pay a thousand for the gloves
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
I think raffle monster left a comment on us about today raffle monster is one of the OGs, bro
He's one of the OGs and he's also seen like he's also mentioning this bullshit
Look at epi
This individual above is selling from America is celebrating
Not getting minimal where ultra violent loss but being offered by valve to buy violent
gloves ultra violent for 700 bucks
It's not going into the store at Lidl and like yeah fuck now pizza three euros
what are we talking about you didn't win the lottery you just open up the
shop
I'll check this out this guy has been an og in the scene now man we are so
How are we celebrating the opportunity to spend 700 on gloves chat?
How are we letting terminals pass?
Or at least the pricing of terminals if it is to circumvent gambling laws go ahead, please circumvent them, bro
I want to keep opening but
Why these prices good good good by the way?
And I'm the stupid person now as well good good good. I want the good. Oh my god
37 cents give me a fucking gold baby come on come on before be yo chat chat chat
I'm actually mad I am actually mad you get the privilege to buy the item oh
you're bro bro bro bro and look at my fool ass buying this fucking UMP for
fucking false sense look at my fucking bum ass bro supporting this oh hell
no and the game can't even load it the game can't even load it bro oh my
Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Oh hell no. Oh hell no, bro.
I had shed, listen bro, listen. Let me open this cage real quick just because it's sitting here, right?
Good, good, good. Maybe my last case ever.
Well, I don't have to buy this too. I forgot about this x-ray.
Loki shouldn't have bought that. Loki shouldn't have bought that.
Alright, listen bro, listen. You're being such a hypocrite saying all that and then opening more.
I am a part of the problem. I'm not gonna be that guy sitting on a high horse here now not opening case and I am I
Am how do you say when you say something, but you do the other thing a hypocrite? I just remember the word W
Jabbon eight. Yes, bro. Will I tone down openings?
That's the fucking newly bro. That's the fucking newly. I'm not gonna lie. This may be today my last
Last big opening in a long-ass time bro in a long-ass time
I haven't done big openings in years
Basically, right? Let's no no no no guys stop saying kappa. You know that I haven't done crazy openings in the past
In 2025 I think 2024 as well. That could be wrong. I don't know. I think I stopped maybe 2024
But we did stop the big openings. I haven't done a hundred case opening 200 case opening in a long-ass time
Miguel Luton was special that was different that was different but apart
from that we didn't do that shit but I started doing it now I started doing it
now again um why because they were about to ban cases I was seeing jinx they
have some fun I wanted to low-key low-key look entertaining okay I wanted to
get a slice of that too if that's fun um but but now now it's come to a
point yesterday was absolutely demotivating on punishing on depressing on I could name
a thousand words I could name a thousand words right I don't know if am I able to open today
chat am I able to open today because again we also have the steam limit of course they
can't even scam you at full pace yet they can't even scam you at full pace that is
the one thing that valve is doing great they put a limit of 2000 and you can only
get scammed for 2000 every day. That is the most respect they have for you. That is the
most respect they have for you. They don't let you spend a million a day. They cover
that 2K a day. Chat, can I do it yes or no? Am I able to deposit today yes or no? Because
if so, yesterday my title was hunting golds from the new terminal collection. Yes,
how many golds we got? I can count it on one hand. I'm not doing the Black Lives
matter right now. But Black Lives Matter. But that's a zero. That's a zero. Chat.
I've unboxed zero goals out of $2,000 of Steam Balance. Are we taking the piss? Are
we taking the piss? Taco to P made stats for you sent in canvas. Do I want to see
the stats? Sally, Miley, Bally. Let me check. Let's have a look at the stats
from yesterday maybe I'm just over exaggerating maybe it wasn't even that
bad maybe it's just an illusion let's have a look I must that's not so I decided
to analyze only because opening from yesterday to see how unlucky he was
sectional as bad as it felt okay let me know if you guys are interested in
seeing this kind of stuff let's have a look so
Only picks the terminal opening a total of 881 skins have been opened I have
gotten four rats five were expected I have gotten 40 bubblegum pings 28 were
expected congrats to me congrats to me but here comes the big caveat here
comes the body says not as bad are we taking the piss minus 100% as expected
I was expected not just one, not just two, but 2.3 golds, 2.3 golds and this is factoring
in that he did actually track all of them and didn't miss one or two terminals here and
there because I feel like I opened more than 800 I'm not going to lie I feel like I spanned
that fucking fucking Bobby Button more than 800 times and I know goddamn well that I've
I've gotten less than fucking three.
I'm sorry that I've gotten less than one.
Good, AKA zero.
Chat.
What should this tell me?
Look at this fucking disgusting ass graph.
Look at this fucking pie chart.
Look at this pie chart.
Now I'm hungry for pie.
But look at this pie chart.
Is this a joke?
And then I'm sitting in a call
with my boy Epidemic, who is unboxing his seventh gold.
By the way, he unboxed right after I went offline another one.
Congrats, I'm actually happy for my boy.
I'm actually, but couldn't I have just gotten one?
Just one, all I wanted is one, all I wanted is one.
Jealous.
Yo, all I wanted is one, all I wanted is one.
The question is, does this mean that we have to go until we get a goal today?
By the way, I already sent out the fucking AWP to the giveaway winner. Congrats in the chat boys and girls. Congrats in the chat.
The one of the only rats that I opened I decided to give away on the fucking opening day
So yeah, now I have zero rats. Actually, I have one red left. I've won red left
I wonder if you wanted maybe another giveaway
Yeah, but now but that that all hasn't accepted Congrats. Mr. Snooze lie. Oh, who keeps banning me on steam?
Also, I sold my butterfly sapphire bows and girls oh seven in the chat
The one that I tried it up to we all remember it with the Turkish countdown
Time to let it go I let it go plus $7,000 plus $7,000
We take that we take that guys
I don't know if I want to be all in in this fucking game anymore, bro
My inventory is worth how much it used to be half a million. I never really cashed anything out
I'm probably still not gonna cash out knowing my dumb ass. I'm gonna fucking. What am I gonna do with this money on the on the
Website I'm gonna fucking buy some terminals. I'm gonna fucking
buy some gloves that I find sexy GG bro Loki I'm just moving around money
bro Loki okay actually one okay CS nine but good luck this guy I am chat maybe
Maybe it's, do I play the game today?
Oh my god.
I will play some tournaments today.
All right, listen boys, listen.
I wanna start the stream by checking off the Reddit
real quick.
What is the Reddit gonna give me?
Probably a bunch of people who unboxed golds.
Fucking holding it into my face like a fucking carrot
and I'm a fucking rabbit.
Let's have a look, bro.
Let's have a look.
Got pretty lucky.
First post of the day.
Got pretty lucky.
35 terminals how many hands my class of 110 Queen's Gambit in minimal well yo
Yo, this guy, bro, what is this guy doing, bro?
Yo, bro, like, man, these, ah, Buddha.
All right.
I'm lowkey like busy in yipping right now.
All right, check this out.
Yo, Hudson, check for seven right now, bro.
I'm not the guy to open cases bro, I don't know.
So, this guy.
Yo, but please guys, oh my god, do I have to be D&D?
Hard to say for several another.
$410 fucking Queen's Gambit. Violet beatworks for $222 and field tested. Ultraviolets for $240.
I have unboxed over how many?
Roughly $200 yesterday, he unboxed 35.
here's cotton for good I've gotten Coca-Cola zero I've gotten Coca-Cola zero
are we taking the fucking pussy and you also got the gloves that I really want I
want these gloves a lot if you have some of these reach out to me bro I may be a
buyer right now I may be a fucking buyer bro
China have a question how much does this matter right here I need to get my
pan out I need to get my pen out yeah I don't want to unbox cases right now I
told him that I'd wait boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom you
why do people only reach out to me when they open cases ever thought about that
what do you what do you mean bro calling me out friend alright let me see
um boom boom I should double you run he reached out to me recently I'd hear
Boom, check this out.
Sport gloves, violent beatbox.
This logo right here means first opener.
How much does it matter?
Will there be something in the future like an update
where this is even more prominent, maybe in game?
It shows something on the glove like a little sticker.
If I want these gloves, which I really, really do,
These are my favorite gloves, um, apart from the cloud chasers.
Do I try to unbox these?
Or am I disgusting?
If I keep funding this bum ass fucking terminal bullshit, bro, this fucking scam.
Run.
Run got gloves.
Oh my god, you got the best ones.
Those are the best ones.
Those are worth so much because of China.
I've seen these.
Oh my god!
I've seen this first fucking one for like $2,000 on buff oh
Hey
Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's good? I can't believe it are those gloves real
I can't believe we just unboxed those bro yo yo yo run run run run run my friend can you hear me
Hello your mic doesn't work
No
Classic run chat. He always does this to me. Well, I'm gonna call you on discord my boy. Oh
My god
This car this car this car
Oh, hey, yo, yo, yo, my bestest
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, stable Ronaldo, so can you hear me my friend?
My friend, you didn't want to add me to the call and now first case I got gloves?
Yo, yo, no, no, no, no, no, bro, bro, I didn't have time for five minutes, I always
have time for you, bro.
I always have time for you, bro.
Like I can't believe we just unboxed those bro. Those are crazy
Yeah, speak to me bro
I know a first case you say first
Wait, so I'm gonna know true that that's the second time I've unboxed a knife slash the gold first case
wait actually fuck yeah I don't think you realize right now like actually like
no troll aside these are really good these are really really good you know
I accept them or no what did you say do I accept or decline how much how much
does he want three bro I'll show you right now how much the fucking worth
oh hell no bro oh hell no do you know why they may be expensive bro run who is
the number one collector scene and counter strike who owns all the richest shit which
country people exactly and what does this remind you of bro the fucking dragons on
it the fucking Chinese Chinese dragon lore brother you just unbox China the
fucking gloves they go ham for them I'm not even joking I saw some earlier today
on buff I don't want to give you a wrong price right now I'll give you one in
five seconds okay if you tested wait okay I'm gonna decline I don't want
What if you decline and actually gonna crash out run don't you dare?
Actually wait, what if I could what if what if it gives me something better?
Yo, yeah, no, no, no shut your pictures up
Minimal where's listed for three thousand the cheapest right now. You never know how much people actually gonna pay buy order right now
$1,000 that's a buy order. No one is selling for that
Ah 4.15 though, but still no no no it's still gonna be like over a thousand
probably all like a thousand for sure. For sure? No. The thing is the thing is
right now you couldn't sell them you can sell them in seven days from now right?
Not six but seven and in seven days from now the market may have shifted.
There may be more people like you more lucky people congrats to you. One box
gloves like these and then it could flap the market a little bit you know.
but but my question is do you think they'll always be worth more than
three hundred thirty dollars in seven days I think so yes I think so yes I
think you absolutely find the bindings like and profitable yes full chat is
saying yes to bro there's none listed on on on a European
no are you broke if I accept offer does it show my address yes
What the fuck is that picture in the back?
I don't know.
All right, I bought them.
Look.
Not bad.
Damn.
They're actually not that bad.
Like the pattern?
Like they're really like low-key not.
Check the mic.
They're like a luminati.
Yeah, yeah, a luminati symbol on it.
Are you a freemason?
Wait, was this promised to me?
yo yo don't say that shit Ron check him out in game check it out in game
they look really really special in game you will see why
and you want to turn up open party by the way just for the future
Oh my god, let's see
Don't open the console
Just switch sides, yes, it's not letting me
Yeah, I think you guys is getting hacked. I'm not even joking, bro
I told you not to accept I told you not to have open party Ron. I've seen this
check your inventory I think it's gone I am not joking oh my god it's right here
it's right here hold on okay I'm joking let me try that one more time
go another map okay Gigi sometimes it works bro what's oh there we go I'm
getting hacked like actually banned all right I'll go fucking dead match bro like
holy fuck yeah this fucking game bruh guys I equipped it shut up yeah this
should work this should work and you there you can switch sides you will see
it in game bro there's something special about these like low-key kind of
no no I'm confused and my character not want to do anything switch sides now
switch sides now then you're good oh my wait these wait do you see yes they
They like glitter in the lights like how do you call it um it's velvet. It's velvet
You see that wait. There's like really not that much tear besides like the thumb
Yes, and you have sent an illuminati on the left and on the right kinder
So is that like a good is that hard? I have no idea. I've seen double snake. Wait. You have double snake on the left. Oh
That could actually be good. I'm not joking
Let me see what it looks like on the other side.
Yo, Illuminati coming out of the,
yo, you need an agent who doesn't wear sleeves, Ron.
Cause like-
Oh, this one's not bad.
Oh yeah, this one is a sleeveless one.
Oh, I love that pattern.
Ron, China, we love this.
Wait, this is nice.
Ron, you have Illuminati freemason on the right.
You see that?
And then on the left, you have double snake.
That's actually clean.
Wait, these are cool, bro.
That's actually clean.
What is wrong with my, what's like the bad side of this?
Like, I usually gloves, I feel like it's easy to see,
like scuff marks, like where are the scuff marks on here?
I'm confused.
I haven't checked bad as God wants.
I think they just get darker.
I could be wrong.
Like it could be one that gets darker with the way I,
you know.
I just don't really see it.
Like it's not really like.
Let me check actually what bad it looks like the inside maybe of the glove
I'll check
Yeah, yeah, so bad a Scott doesn't really look that much different, bro
Well, they look yeah, they look you look kind of nice look. This is bad a Scott picture on discord suck three to one
Hey, this is nice wait, there's different patterns. Yes. Yes, of course
I mean obviously but like where oh my god I have the Illuminati pattern yeah on
right hand oh wow okay okay that's a good one this guy they're saying is a
good one I don't know for this what's the coolest one it looks like like this
guide only shows mirrored patterns you know that's probably gonna be the
Oh illuminati and double snake you look you have that illuminati double snake, but yeah look sent a double snake
That's gonna be probably the most
They're saying I have a tear they're saying I think tier three. They're saying I have tier three
I
Don't know about that, but they're still nice. They're still nice, but they're still gonna be over a thousand or like a thousand
I think
Like that is off bro
Well run these are actually nuts on your first case on your own. That's the second time that's happened
You know run. I'm box 200 of these terminals yesterday. That's around a thousand clicks 888
It's like run. I have one word. Just for fun. Yo, if you get another
Hold on me pop a screen share a second
You know I have 200 bucks let me just do 20 of them fuck it
if your ass gets another one right now I will actually crash out run I crashed
out yesterday I'm not joking this game has never made me so mad like
yesterday 800 times I clicked the fucking decline button with Bobby talking to
me not one gold all right here we go and you get one in a fast case I'm so
happy for several another right now chat all right Bobby give me something good
What am I looking for here?
You're in otherwise. Tell me blah blah blah. Okay, so do I want that? No
So I split the client. Yes, so can I get a gold again?
Yeah, of course if you're lucky the client twice if you're lucky. Yeah, you can decline fucking five times
Sometimes six not seven though. Like it actually is random sometimes five sometimes six
another decline this may be a last one why would I want to buy this why would I
want to buy this yeah that's what I'm saying bro this guy's a fucking scammer
bro run you offered me fucking I don't want to offer me 1000 blues yesterday you
don't understand I clicked this button 1000 times and it was not once a gold
not once all right well I mean fucking for I mean well I'm gonna get
another one that's very bad wait so my question is right how I mean $14 though
prices are out now like now people are already selling these skins so let me
see how much this right now can sugi and it's gonna drop a lot by a week you
Also, it's only gonna go down. It looks pretty cool, but I mean, I don't know if I want it right now
Suck
Yeah, I'm getting flashbacks. I don't want to do this shit again, bro like
This fucking scammer
Wait, I just wasted 200 bucks. Okay?
What is this I don't know if you want that because price is already high today
Valf adjusted the prices 150 and 115 he's asking did you just say minimum where
yeah that's what it says minimum where minimum where run you have over a thousand
hours in this game bro you call yourself a CS code you can't say minimum
wear like a fucking clicker it's minimal where
you're good you're good let me check this out minimal where
uh that's a fucking decline is trying to scam you it's listed right now for 170
and it's going to drop a lot in a week low key i don't want your offer brother
sorry bro they may actually not be profitable today
this is actually crazy like maybe it's just gloves that are
profitable
bro I hate this time show me another one he's not gonna show you another one
bro I'm not gonna lie yesterday I had a friend bro run who unboxed seven goals in
the same month yes seven seven seven of these seven seven times he got offered
goals and now there's people trying to like come up with rituals like you have
to decline the pinks you have to accept the reds like decline the last of all
I don't know bro is it like AI you think he knows like wait do you think he
knows that I accepted gloves so he doesn't want to give me another one now
because I'm like up. I think it could be because look at how the TikTok algorithm
serves you only what you want to see. Valve is trying to sell you a skin. Why
wouldn't they let Bobby learn like AI what this customer wants to purchase?
Yeah Bobby I'm not feeling this because like bro he knows that I got
something good so like why would he... yeah this is I fucked up. You're right. I'm not
joking I'm not joking I also believe in that Valve is listening in in your
Mike like if they know that you're gonna okay guys now we're gonna do a 1,000 case opening
They're not gonna give you the golds, bro
If you say this is gonna be my last case if this is a blue they're not gonna serve you the blues let that one summer
Bro, I yeah, I don't even want to play this game no more bro. I hate fucking opening cases. I'm probably just getting off right fucking
Right now we're getting off
Oh
Actually, I'm thinking about getting off. Oh, oh my god, yo, I'm a I'm so counter strike this game is not giving it to me
Honestly, I don't even want to play this. I want to go to Valor
That was good one
Like what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? I don't know buddy. I don't know buddy
Now it's gonna scam you for the next one. I'll be like you want to go open yours
I don't even open yet, I don't even open yet, that's what I said now.
Wait, wait, so what happened in the thing that you have x-rays now? You guys can't even open cases?
Yes, we can't even open cases now, which is probably a fucking great thing because this game...
Wait, so your career is over, what the fuck happened?
No, no, no, it's not. I can still play the game, Ron. I can still play the game.
You don't play the game!
I do play the game!
I do play the game at a high level!
Come on, don't pass me. Well, you know what happened in that won't be one. You know what happened
I wonder if you saw that
All right, y'all um, I gotta get back to yappin
I hope I don't see my chat spamming again. Goal. Goal. Goal. Goal. I hope I see my chat spamming goal
Goals everyone. I love me super happy for you, bro
Hey, of course, of course. Hey, keep it easy. Keep it stable, right?
Peace out, brother. Bye. Bye boss man. Bye. Bye
Oh my god, chat how the fuck?
Oh cool gloves, oh cool gloves.
Let me join the server, I want to check them out actually.
Fucking epidemic.
Chat, do I hunt the gold today as well?
Yes or no?
Please be honest.
Yesterday it fucking crushed my balls.
Sally is saying no, chat is saying yes.
Hmm, who wants the best interest?
No, it's not good for you.
Sally, but what if it's the last day of me unbox?
I hope you guys are not unboxing terminals right now.
You are getting scammed if you do know that flurry is
Flurry, what are you doing right now?
Trade up case terminal can't be playing the game.
So I'm muted.
All right.
We unbox these gloves.
Do you know that, Alex?
Those clouds are mine.
What?
I forgot.
I like the golds.
Yo yo yo!
Yo yo yo! Flurry, flurry, flurry.
How many golds are we at?
Bro!
Bro, I've been doing trade-offs today.
I've hit so many.
Like...
Bro, okay, okay.
So I've opened two golds.
And I've traded up to three of the new golds.
20% each.
I'm super happy.
Bro!
Wait, wait, wait!
wait how many how many go see you on box flurry
I'll never do that again don't you don't shoot there
today I don't know you bro okay okay okay wait wait how many
tunnels have you on box maybe it's like a skill issue like a
quantity issue yesterday some guy on twitter did the math
and he may have even skipped some right like maybe he didn't pay attention
and in his stats like I for sure minimum opened
888. Yes. What was that? Did your chair just squeak?
The chair, the chair. I went backwards. Out of 888, I have got the gloves that I'm wearing
again now. Don't you dare say, but you have gloves. Yes! On day one I unboxed these.
In the first fucking 10 tournaments, like everybody else, people on Reddit saying,
I unboxed 25 tournaments, just got four gloves. And it's even good gloves. I unboxed
Wi-Fi Gloves on day one and since then I've unboxed nothing
Hmm, I mean yeah, I mean what
Hey brother at least you got good signal. I'm all right at least I got what good signal with the Wi-Fi Gloves
Okay, okay.
Flurry up.
Yo, you know what?
Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
I got one more thing.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, we gotta start calling you 5G-Oni with the...
5G pixel, am I right?
Okay.
Sorry, sorry.
You know what?
Do a trade up, or trust me.
I did a trade up.
I did a trade up 20% just like you.
Just like you.
Okay, and I've gotten
Let me check what they're called again, okay
Motor gloves power minimum well
Larry sorry
What did you get in your trade up which gloves which ones which ones where I'm looking at boy
You're looking you don't even remember by the head gave and why are you giving this guy the gloves
No, it's it's it's it's I there's many you know me enough for God. Okay. I got um I
Got the the old Knox that was like $600 profit. I got um
The red racist war gloves I got the like granddad green ones
Okay, the boob one the booby the booby one. Yeah a granddad green ones
Do you mean the sweater ones? The sweater?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the ocular one.
Ah, those are also really, really nice.
Yeah, yeah, did you see what they saw?
Crazy China. Yeah. Well, how much? Wait, how much?
Guess. Fuel tested.
1.5K.
3.5K.
What?
It was double...
Fuel tested. Yeah, it was like a double eye pattern.
Skable Ronaldo just unboxed it five minutes ago in his first terminal.
I'm not joking.
How?
You're joking?
Yes.
Occult's field tested.
And he had to pay $333.
No way.
Yeah.
Bro, I don't want to sound skinny.
I think if you get gloves, you can profit, but you have to get the gloves.
You know what I'm trying to say?
Larry, I tried yesterday.
I knew I know that it's profitable.
profitable I don't know if anymore I owe that's why I open max steam balance but
I didn't get one pair of gloves the plan was there but the execution was lacking
whatever you want to call it luck I don't fucking know luck let's call it
luck okay and I'm wondering do I have to go into government do I have to go on
my other comment right talk to me okay okay stay with me stay with me okay
Yeah, just bro. Don't give up, okay?
Broke just just think okay. You did it. What was like a bunch of people right everyone everyone was that a
Certain individual was stealing everyone's gold lock. You know I mean
Epidemic yeah, yeah, yeah, wait give me one second. So just so just
Rubius says every time I see you with the Wi-Fi gloves your hour drops more than your steaming balance your rubius
Rubius obvious obvious now. It's not the time. I'm not even joking, but I'm not even joking, bro
This is why I won the mr. Beast challenge bro, and I will be giving away one mill and your bum ass is not broke
And your bum ass is not no no no I said it I said it go see me then go see me then no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no we all
We all know what happened bro, oh by the way, there's a tip by the way, okay, I don't think you know
Like I can I can add infinite steam balance, you know that
Because you you you you talk to gaymen
I think it is because I already have a 4k limit. I just go out the counter, you know
You can actually do unlimited like unlimited how much was the maximum actually how much
was the maximum anything? Well, um, um, um, um, I wasn't gonna add much, but the limit
is off. You know, I mean,
Do you know how much did you do before it like what was it like you did 3k one time?
Why I got to the limit and then I wrote a steam support and they took the cap up. They just said like
It took like 12 hours for them to reply yeah, okay
Yeah, I know that and did you have to say your streamer? It's for content stuff or is it good?
Fuck no, bro. Really?
I was worried I was worried it's gonna be like, you know, like a dodgy steam support agent
It'd be like you like I've got his info like in real life information. I know what you mean. You know what I mean
Yeah, I don't know run red
But ready to go just
A few more get the gold, and then you know, you'll be fine
Thank you. Yeah, five more
Golden five chatter ready. So the red is bad though. Oh, what have you got?
that's
95 bucks. I'll give you one advice. Okay one advice only how is it so cheap?
that's profit right check that's hella profit I think how much are they right
now where we're at Glock fully tuned oh fuck I'm airing flurry I'm sorry Glock
fully this is important fully tuned feel tested how much are they selling for
right now wait only I've got one advice you work wait 188 only yeah yeah yeah
sorry okay one advice for the opening okay stay with me now staying with
When you okay when you're chasing the butterfly it runs away or flies away
Okay, so you need to like just build the garden just have fun and the butterfly the gold will come to you
You feel me
Just have fun talk to your boys
in the first five hundred terminals yesterday and
Like like bro 800 times I pressed the nine
And it was blue after blue after blue after blue after blue after blue after you're laughing
I don't know what's funny, bro
You're stabbing me where you're stabbing me. Okay, okay
Yeah, I'll try I'll try to be I'll try a little bit later
I'll I'll I'll head on your vice for aroma. What are you doing?
Listen to me opening
And if you think about it the terminals are cheaper than cases used to be
yeah perfect all right guys I love you guys I have to head off okay take care
bro please please please good luck take care of my advice bye bye guys love
bro what is this clip what is this clip chat now bro if I'm boxed to go
today no then I'm gonna then I'm done did you worries the mood of this
like mood of those people talking did it show a little bit of respect so I
continue worries yeah you said something about answer that I heard
something about Amsterdam in there yeah well even the Amsterdam I went last year
for twitchcon EU and I was died like four different times seriously it was
really scary people are getting scared
um are you good I think his camera fell ignore him right now bro Chad how was
money to so durable because he's doing that like once every stream does he have
like a protection in front of something like a he broke it wait he actually
broke it yes oh my god nah bro is that what oh my is that worth it minus 1k
for for the clip oh god bro that is crazy bro what is this no stop bro bro
chat bro this was yesterday after the cases bro I was in a bad mood bro but
I was only happy for this one minute bro for a quick like to wish Caitlyn a quick 30th birthday
Oh well well
Oh shit
Pushing 40
I have my soundboard, I will press the clapping button right now
Caitlyn, Mark
It's your birthday, it's your birthday, it's your son, and uh, you know
Happy birthday, many many more
Is it the music?
You're pacing around like a 20 year old so you're chilling
I can't watch this, I can't watch this bro. I feel cringe watching myself like looking like in the camera like this.
I never record vlogs like this.
True.
But WKDRO bro, WKDRO bro.
We wish him a happy birthday everybody, wish him a fucking happy birthday bro. Right now, right now.
WKDRO bro.
Alright, um...
Bro, I can't wait to do like some more projects bro, just pacing around, pacing around.
Bro, I swear his ass is motivating me right now, like, I don't know, he's always live.
Alright, um...
What is this?
Joe Tortoloni?
No, no, no, no.
I don't think we really need that one up big dog I'm not even mad. I'm not even mad. Oh my oh my
I'm not even mad.
Oh my, oh my God.
Shysa.
Somebody mobbed that chatter.
GG.
Tell me what he's fighting back right now.
What do we think it is?
Instead, what do we think it is?
Instead, he fucked, man.
I'm sorry, Joe.
That's probably the worst possible.
All right, let's see what else do we have in the red
of boys and girls.
What else do we have in the red?
Sorry if I'm all over the place right now.
Sorry if I'm all over the place right now, bro.
I'm just thinking about the fucking terminals
we're about to open and I'm fucking mad already fuck you gaben oh what are you
doing
Chantikos fire which is really expensive Chantikos fire hyper beast hyper
beast this is such an expensive straight up godknife Doppler open
already you what the fuck is this bro clanker attack oh hell no
If you want to buy it, buy it. If you don't, don't. What does that mean?
Just buy it. More supply for us non-case-openers who actually enjoys losing money on cases.
Mostly referring to the amount of people seeking financial advice when it comes to terminal drops.
Ah, do people spam it? Should I buy this?
max float only my finished shit float inventory no way oh tiger strike gloves
and striped loves with the high-floor rust code use p.s. skin that I don't
even know what's called right now a fucking what is this a rat rod that
is nice all bronzed out bro all bronzed out that's kind of cute bro
ooh I love the chrome cannon and high-floor to my high-floor enjoy a
Bro it looks like it's been through some shit. It's like the vintage vibes and see us, you know, oh
My god, he's got a high-floor rust code for everything. What the fuck that is nice breath. I just see going crazy
This can't be him going crazy in the game, bro
This has to be like him opening a gold mid game or something
This in the tournament wait, this is an official
I
Mean it he won the round
It goes running Jason the wind W
Bro, I expected something crazy. All right. Now that was that was crazy. That was crazy. That was nice
That was nice. Where's your 2k? What are you talking about, bro? I got so many aces in my life
Let me see.
That was clean, that was clean.
Imagine? Just imagine.
We gotta get a gold, right?
Wait, 700?
Gold.
Do you even buy these?
700 dollars?
What are they called? Chesa Fields or something?
Chocolate Chesa Fields. Let me check right now how much they're worth.
fucking chocolate chest of your gloves in minimal wear 1.5k the only one
listed across all marketplaces never mind already dropped 800 on CS flow
they're not sold chat are these even profitable right now oh my god I mean it
depends on which ones you get I guess because Ron just got the China gloves for
300 which is a really good price but one run got really lucky then like
actually what is this chat how do I give her the rose I want to steal a lot
mooters and chat how do I do it by the way uh Jess do you want to trade skins
with me no no I don't want your stupid skin uh wait um your greasy hands are
Yeah, where are you at? Yeah, right here. I'm right here. Oh
Hell no, I didn't put mine on yet. That's so cute
He does not just give us a kid in the fucking rows in Valor, bro. Why is that emoji even a thing? Oh my god
Yeah, don't tell me that they also have these like fortnight dance together emojis, bro
And you can like dance tango with your e-kitten, bro
Oh, no, I hope I'm not giving them ideas right now. I'll put mine on next
Look at Buddha is even actually a thing in this game, bro
You're literally one dry streak away from doing the same
Yeah, but off stream not on stream bro chill. I would not stoop this low, bro
What else do we have what else do we have what else do we have?
That is a ball of time. I don't want to be this guy. I don't want to be this guy. All right
Don't tell me to show my desktop right now
Three two one
Yo listen, bro, I don't know how I got how this guy on my PC, bro
I don't know how this got on my PC, bro. I
Don't know how this got on my PC, bro. All right. What else what else?
Yesterday I was actually tilted. I'm not joking yesterday. I'm so fucking bother. That's how mad I was
That's how matter was I haven't opened it. I have I have checked my night job. I have checked my shop
But I haven't played a game
I don't know if overplayed soon, maybe not. Maybe yes 0.074 cloud chase us what 1.7 K
Chat how much are they gonna ask for fuck new the steam limit is 2,000
How is minimal wear 1.7K?
These guys are so fucking greedy.
So you're telling me they're going to be asking once they figure out the prices,
they're going to be asking 2K for minimal wear, 2K for factory new just because of the steam limit.
Watch these weird lots fucking up the steam limit and up the steam limit just so they can squeeze more of these terminates, bro.
Oh my God.
Probably profit.
This is disgusting.
Yugi gloves. All right. I'm actually done. I heard the fucking song. I'm getting sent clips
from
Yo, I know you like fair if she sent me a clip of Aaron boxing some gloves sure right he's playing CS every day
Yo, who the fuck is who the fuck is you? Yo, bro?
Yugi opening gloves. Okay. No, you're definitely gonna get right
Are we takin' the piss?
Out the slip is fake.
Real voice, what am I liking?
OH MY GOD!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
OH MY GOD!
Holy shit!
I don't know what they mean by that.
What the fuck?!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm accepting this shit, wait!
Oh my fuck!
BORN IS KICKED!
Oh my god, this guy bought the cases that-
Scooby-Doo getting glossed before me, I'm actually crashing on.
W U U in the chat, bro. Oh
My fucking god, bro
I'm actually pissed my case investments. Which ones would you say right now?
What?
8,100 Phoenix
How much is this
please tell me someone made the fucking math who made the math brother how much
did you put in to have cases worth a fifth of a million I've only depot about
250 into steam in my life oh my this may be the best investment of all time
$250 to $200,000
Chat cases used to cost three cents
We've all been there. It's only since
Three years ago that cases fucking went to the fucking moon because of addicts cases used to all cost three cents basically bro
Brother wait 250 divided by three cents. How many cases is that?
8000 fucking cases so we did do some smart trading before that but bro look at
this and nowadays like this times 10 boom literally 80k 250k to 80k brother
Oh, how no what is this?
pops bro that's awesome shit
I'm dead on the top
Anyone else on the top?
I'm not going to the dead on the top
Yes you are
Come on
Wait X won the tournament though no
Wait he got second
Did he get second or first?
Oh he got second he's in a call with Pacqui GG
Should have went to the...
What else?
Mmmmm
That tournament was so much fun
only one bro I had a lot of fun fucking watching that shit playing as well even
though we bombed out fast round shout out to donor donor was not the fault
shout out to donor it was not doing us a mistake for getting only six kills in a
lobby where people are literally 10 ranks below her shout out to donor not
her fault let me see actually it wasn't
My KD was so sudden.
Shit.
Haha, what the fuck.
How many camps is it going for each month?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, I like it.
This is a durable ass cam, bro.
My KD was bad.
Is he using an action cam like a GoPro?
Because it's got to be like, it's gots to be.
Two in a row from Joe Tortoloni.
Boom.
Alright.
Twitch and Andrew are gonna sub.
I can't believe that skits $400.
I can't believe that. Like my knife is a fourth of that.
That's insane. That's worth way more than a lot of golds. Because you can trade it up.
How much is that? 300? What? I've been to Muwea!
That's like 300, no? 200? 300?
500 in fact, new? Holy fuck! That is insane.
Chela case is profitable because reds are expensive.
Kappa.
Ah, what else?
Um, these prices can't be real.
Sportcliffe's Ultra Violent for 2.5K.
Infiltested.
Minimal worth 7K.
Shut your bitch ass up.
Chela, I swear these gloves are not that good.
Am I the only one?
These look ass.
They look like T-Mu, bro.
T-Mu Vices.
Just buy Vices, bro.
you doing? How do you guys like my combo? It's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
Alright chat, should we talk about the fucking update? Yo bro, why are you reminding me?
Should we watch the update chat? They released an update that is actually going to break
the game forever, bro, or change the game forever. The way you used to play Counter
Strike is not the same right now as it was yesterday. Let me show you why. If
If I hop into a practice game right now, there's something really, really weird going on, okay?
Let me show this to you really quick.
How do I show this to you?
I go casual, I take this off, and I go on the map dust.
Here we go, check this out.
Check this out.
W, I left it in the chat.
Also, Roma, if you're here right now, the Emoji combo is not working, bro, I enabled
it.
this is like put to 10 switch side so I can see my Wi-Fi gloves I really want to
see my Wi-Fi gloves right now clear volume 0.7 MP restart game one
alright we have the Wi-Fi gloves W all right so check this out boys and
girls something has changed completely in counter strike whether you like it
or not you can't change it this is now for certain.
Esports has changed forever.
Counter-Strike has changed forever.
Everything seems normal, but check this out.
Once I wear a gun like a USPS, there's something
completely different right now on my screen.
If you check towards the bottom,
look where my mouse is, right here.
Usually it would say, what is it, 24 or something
in reserve?
Boys and girls, it shows a number of two.
And now you're thinking, wait a second,
You only have 14 bullets total, 9.
If I shoot once, goes down to 11.
I shoot twice, goes up to 10.
Now, if I go for a reload, minus 1.
Now, if you only shoot one bullet,
your whole magazine gets emptied
and you have a reserve of a certain amount of magazines.
So, if you used to spam a little bit through a smoke or used to tap one time and then Insta reloaded like ADHD,
if you have ADHD, you are cooked now.
They just nerfed everybody who has ADHD in Counter-Strike, which I'm happy about because I definitely don't have that.
Alright?
I always reload once I need to. I only shoot when I have to.
Check this out on the M4-1S. M4-1S is test-3.
Which means, boom, we spray a little bit at the start,
suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, I go for reload at nine,
BOOM! I'm already cooked!
I'm already cooked! Only two magazines left.
BAM! I tap a little bit, I miss click a reload,
suck, only one magazine left.
I shoot one bullet, I go for reload, I think, okay, okay GG.
Suck, 20 bullets, no on reserve.
After shooting a total of 20 bullets, I'm left with no bullets.
That is the new update, boys and girls.
Every single shot matters so fucking much now and check this out. I think it matters a lot. I
Felt people say the allp is completely cooked now monies is set on telegram
That
This update is complete dog shit now the allp is completely unusable. Oh, look at the amount of fucking bullets that I have
Five right now in my mag and we have two magazines a k a
A, five times three is 15.
You have 15 fucking bullets total in your RVP.
There's no more going for a quick smoke shot
and then going for a reload.
You're only left with 10 bullets.
Chat.
Look, I shoot one bullet, another one.
I go for a reload.
I have five fucking bullets left.
by Souvenir AWP Dragon Law Field Tested signed by Vialli with the Virtus.pro on the scope
of energy Columbus in the back. Only 5 bullets! What the hell? Boys and girls the AWP may be
cooked for the people who can't AWP. For me it's survival, 15 bullets for me means 15 kills,
but for people like you listening in right now, you may be completely cooked, stick to the P90,
stick to the M4 1S. Wait actually M4 1S or M4, one of the two got really really
nerfed I forgot which one let me see let me see how can I get myself money mp
start money 9999 mp restart game one impulse 101 impulse 101 alright m4a1
an S, a total of 60, no 80, this is 6080.
So this is 40 bullets right now, this is 60,
this is 80, 80 bullets in the M4-1S.
Let's check out that, A4, three to one.
Wow!
Four fucking Macs, the M4-1S has one last Mac,
and already 10 less fucking bullets it's 80 bullets versus 150 what the fuck
interesting interesting chat does this make them for now complete meter yes or
no because you can really really spray a lot with it yes or no
M5.1S you get the silencer you get the no no trails, right?
This seems I feel like the M5.1S should have one more magazine bro since it already has one less.
Okay, the scout is actually pissing me off
Only 30 bro I used to love like ADHD reloading on this
Which gun is the worst?
What about the MP9?
Two!
Boom!
And I'm out of bullets.
Shish.
USPS.
Wait, wait, wait.
The USPS is cooked.
Twelve and two.
That seems a little bit low.
And you're done.
What about the P2000? Let me equip it right now. Let me equip this one right now. Wait,
why can't I? All right! Let me go fucking suck. P2K. Yo, okay, is this game joking bro?
Why wouldn't I be able to switch it right there and then? Why wouldn't I be able
switch it oh my I'm in a fucking practice server or is it because it's a
different weapon
call me sped in the chair right now I here we go here we go I'm actually
stupid let's see let's see let's see there's the petro camator now question
mark why did I go she said I check this out how is that fair why are they
trying to fucking nerve the use PS so much I don't want to use this ugly as
fucking French weapon brown off front bro I hate the look of this gun I hate
the sound the use PS one step they feel special the p2k feels fucking ass
They have so many more bullets you get plus one and you get fucking what foreign reserve
My god check the CZ is this easy chop you're telling me let me see let me see let me see
Do I have this easy equipped?
What's in
Let's see
CZ 3-1. That's also really, really low. That's also really, really low.
Hmm, chat. People who have played the game already. How does it feel? How does it feel?
Do you feel the impact of this? Wait, it's better. Is it?
Do you now think when you shoot?
32.
Wait, what does that mean?
GG!
No, my god, it'd be Mater!
You can keep spamming all you want!
Suck!
Slux! The Slux Mater!
Hold on a second, I may be onto something.
Skars cooked. Skars cooked. XM? Oh my god!
Slux Mater, GG!
Deagle this actually makes me sad
That actually makes me sad because I used to love shooting one shot one shot you have a second to rotate you go for the reload
Yeah, do we like this update I don't like people saying your people always get mad for no updates
And then they finally update something and then they're mad as well
Bro, but this is something like it's this really an update. This is like them just changing a fucking like
thing that I don't know if it needed a check I think it may make the game worse
and then like I don't know because I don't know like because before you had to
think when you reloaded right like now every bullet you shoot is like oh god
I have to watch out my magazine I don't know I don't like that in the
back of my head like this is not Tarkov you know this is not Tarkov check
the net okay wait let me see oh let me see let me see let me see it's probably
fine
do I not have that equip
you on peak
three two one
that's a lot of bullets that's a lot of bullets how many is that one fifty
that's one fucking fifty baby not bad not bad not bad what about the R8
yo bro you're making my load up completely chop bro I can already see
myself hopping into a game wondering why I have the fucking R8 equipped let
me see that right
uh...
suck
what?
uh-huh
what?
i thought it would act like a slug
that's nothing
check the 5.7
pussy button
seems fine
ah chat, should we hop in the game?
Should I buy term and I kind of want to see the impact of this update bro in just one game and then I open
Well, let me see. Let me see. Should I see if I can deposit money right now?
Because again, we may be hitting the limit. We may be hitting the limit. Let me see if I can deposit
Let me see if I can deposit like how much I can deposit
Boom hide screen
Deposit all and we are so back do I try to chat how much do you think I can deposit right now?
I'll try to deposit in one go
like with the thread
Sally how much do you think I can deposit max right now like
500 let me try 500 bro. Let me try 500 bro
Pragy in the chat boys and girls Pragy in the chat and
And
Nick
500 did not work
Let me try the normal way with a hundred each time just a couple of times and if they completely lock me out chat
Ah, oh my god, you can't see my screen, right?
Okay, nice
and
If they want to completely cook me today
Then I will maybe use my alt account like a complete addict, gg.
But again, this is the last day where I open cases chat, period.
I'm not gonna, I'm not the case guy anymore after today. That's all I'm gonna say.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Today is the last day where Bobby is maybe giving decent deals.
That's why I'm gold maxing today. I'm gonna gold max.
But after today, I'm fucking done with this fucking game. I'm not joking.
When it comes to the monetary part with cases, it's just going to be face it from then on and premiere
All right
100 went through let me try should I try 200 chat should I try 200?
Do I keep going until it breaks?
Am I really that guy right now?
Well, sadly I am
Sadly I fucking am
This is this is the person here we go
Bank is gonna ask me for double authentication. Are you sure? Yes, I am.
Yes, I am. And it went through. We are 200. Do I try 300? I don't even have to ask.
I'll keep going until the breaks. I'll keep going until the breaks.
Let's see if we can do 300. Can we do 300? Looking way too good right now.
Look it look like it's gonna go through
Yes, I'm sure
Yes, I'm sure. Thanks for making sure bank. I know I'm getting scammed. I'm willingfully getting scammed right now
300 we had 300 do I go higher? Do I go higher?
Yes, I do. Yes, I do
Let's try 400. Let's try 400
400, step by step, step by step, scanning the code, scanning the code, 3, 2, 1, does it
go through?
Boom, boom, boom, I authenticated the bank.
We had 420 euros, we had 420 euros.
I don't know if I should celebrate that, probably not.
I'm gonna try 500.
I'm going to try 500.
Boom, boom, boom.
Looking once again, very, very good.
Of course, they take all my money today once again.
Can we get 500 is my question?
Yes, I accept.
Scan my face, please.
Thank you very much.
And 520.
Do I go higher?
I'm checking the chat.
What's your bank balance?
It's coming from my private account, my bank balance,
and it's draining fast.
That's all I can tell you.
Let me try 600.
Let me try, why wouldn't it let me do it in one go?
It didn't let me do 500 at once,
but it lets me do five times 100.
Is this a joke?
Let's see if this one goes through.
Scan, scan, scan, scan.
And I think I stopped at 600 for now. Why? Because surely we're gonna get a gold in...
What is this? Like 400 cases or whatever?
Boom.
600 went through.
I don't know if we should celebrate that. Clap it up in the chat.
Here we go.
Alright.
Do I play a game first?
As you can see, 600 fucking euros in my ass.
GG.
Ready for Bobby to take it out of my fucking hands.
Before I queue a game, I do want to test my luck right now.
Right here and right now.
All right. Here we go. That 10 terminal. How much are we looking at today?
Yesterday I opened them at 7. A pop. Today it's going to fuck me even harder.
At 8 a pop with Bobby asking even higher prices. I'm paying more for the terminal
and I'm going to pay more for the mother-sucking skins that Bobby is going to offer me.
What a great day to open these. What a great day to open these.
I'm so happy that we gold maxed yesterday boys with a total of zero goals.
Coca-Cola zero all right here we go here we go again boys and girls never do
this shit at home please um you saw me yesterday getting absolutely fucked I
don't know why I'm doing this to myself again sorry that you have to watch this
but at this point it's between me and Bobby all right at this point it's
between me and Bobby thank you very much see market the absolute goats the
absolute goat of markets my favorite market is not Audi it's not little
It's not Jumbo for the Dutch people. It's not Albert Heijn. It's not Costco. It's not it's not Walmart
It's gotta be the steam market. Why because I can get the goods on there
I can get the goods can I get it sealed that time terminal at Walmart? I don't think so check this out
Bobby
Yesterday we can forget about it. You fucked me a thousand times first case stable Ronaldo got golds in the first case
Why not us?
Two blues in a row no
let's not do this again three blues sorry three shitskins give me a fucking
gold last offer of the day
jet I'm getting flashbacks from yesterday I don't know if I want to do
this again I don't know if I can do this again somebody stop me before I go
once again to fucking steam max limit of the day somebody stop me I am not
joking yo I'm just gonna come out and say it unbiasedly
Valorant I think has the best skins out of any game unbiasedly I think
Valorant has the best skins out of any game
jinksie I know you can't say that with a straight face God yo I'm just
to come out and say it unbiasedly, Valorant I think has the best skins out of any game.
Chad listen to me bro, I have played Valorant and I'm the guy that keeps it real, okay?
I don't, I don't, I'm not afraid to to talk shit about what the community thinks is cool.
You know what I mean? I just talk, I speak my mind and my honest opinion,
Counter strike skins are the absolute gold why?
Prices aside we make the prices right and the prices are so high that by the community why because they are so cool because we have floats
Aka you go from baddest car to fact you you can collect number one lowest floats
You can collect number one high floats you can get a float with your birthday
You can make a trade up with in a trade up calculator aligning people did that to get a float of point
0 0 0 1 3 3 7 4 20 look at the number one lows for drag law
That's just one aspect of counter strike skins. You have pattern based skins
You can get a blue gem you can get a fucking triple web
You can get a double cock pattern on your gloves in Valorant every single skin looks the same
Yes, you unlock a different color by paying an additional fucking 10 bucks for your upgrade
But every single skin is always the same. There's no way to customize your loader in a way that you can and counter strike
Let's not even talk about stickers.
In Valarant you get one charm and one charm only.
No stickers.
One charm that is in a pre-placed position.
In Counter-Strike you get the charm in any position of your gun and people don't even
like charms.
You don't have to do charms.
You can do fucking stickers.
You can make a girl with boobs on your fucking P90, bro.
You can make a girl with boobs on your fucking P90.
You can write out your name.
You can write out things that no one should ever fucking read.
You can type out your password.
You can do anything.
like black ops emblem fucking creator on crack counter strike is and will always
be the goat of skins even when you fidget around with your skins and CS have
you ever played around with your butterfly that pressing F pressing R and
then it starts spinning you cancel the animation your animation cancer and it
spins again it spins again you FR your caramba bum bum bum bum you slice once you
to press F, it instantly reacts. When I played Valorant, I had no connection between my heart
and the skin. There was no connection. In Valorant, I press F, I press R, I press F,
it's jaggery. I press F, I left click and slice the wall, I press F, it's jaggery. The skin
It's not once with yourself.
They can fix that.
It would make skins a lot better on Valor.
If they fix, it feels like you're walking around
with a thousand pounds, like with a stone backpack
when you inspect your skins in Valor.
It doesn't connect.
In CS it does.
That's the one thing that's really, really responsive
in CS.
It may not be the headshots,
but it is the fucking skins, bro.
Give me a gold on that note.
The absolute gold of skins has to be
Counter-Strike and it's not even close. Goal, goal, goal. Please.
All that glazing to offer me a fucking USPS for five cents. Alright, bro. Maybe Valoran is the goal.
Okay.
I'm about to buy, I'm about to buy the Z Vandal. Press Y and it's gonna play me a jingle. Counter-Strike, how does it sound?
Do you want me to keep opening these terminates or do you want me to buy the Z Vandal that plays a song for me?
I'm going to change my playlist from even for ends to exact counter-strike don't do this to me again
don't you dare do this to me again yesterday I was trying to go next now I am still trying to go
next this is my last day of opening these why because Bobby is gonna ask for insane prices
really really soon today people know what the skins are worth on the steam market they're gonna
Buy buy buy buy buy everything that's profit and the market is gonna fucking crash on this tournament
Give me a fucking gold before it's too late
I was praying for it yesterday spending all my money on it, and you didn't give me one
Yes, you gave my friend seven. Yes, you gave my other friends, too
You gave my community members fucking four in 20 and most you didn't give me one
in a thousand
Don't a star me gold
I'm not asking for a lot. I'm just asking for one gold, bro. So I can rest. Give me
Cloudrags. Really, bro? Guys are signing again. Somebody stop me. Somebody stop me.
I'm not gonna be able to play a game. It's just gonna like stop me right now.
Tell me to cue a game right now else I'm literally stuck. Good, good, good. I
feel like I'm getting scammed. I feel like I'm getting scammed again. I feel
like I'm getting scammed again. I'm not joking. I feel like I'm getting scammed.
I'm not even joking. I am not joking. Sorry for repeating myself five times.
That's how mad I am. I never do that.
Do viewer 1v1s. That sounds absolutely fantastic.
Give me a gold. Give me a fucking gold.
Last terminal before I play a game. Last terminal before I play a fucking game of Counter-Strike 2. The game that I love.
Do I really love this game? Yes I do.
But I would love it even more if you give me a gold. I would love it even more if you give me a gold.
I stay in this game. I'm gonna be your fucking son. I'm gonna be your fucking son that plays this game every single day.
Give me the best gloves in the game right now, and I'm yours.
I can't do this again. I can't do this again.
I think my terminals are actually glitched.
No, no, no, no, Chad, you're not seeing what I'm seeing.
I think my terminals are actually glitched.
I can't continue to look at every single post that I'm getting sent
when they get a gold in their first fucking case offered by Bobby.
What am I doing wrong? Do I not know the technique?
Am I not attacking Bobby the right way?
right way do I have like do I have to open the doggy what is this bro what the
fuck is this why did I decline that I needed to buy that low key I don't
understand bro you're about to hit a gold really bro really bro how many have
you opened approximately approximately 1,000 and I've gotten one gold on day
one yesterday open 888 I haven't gotten offered a single gold and then I got
clips of people sent in who get back to back rats who get the gold in there
first. I think my account may be broken. You are cooked. You spend 6000 for Wi-Fi
gloves. Sally, you're a lead moderator. You're not just a moderator. You're a
lead moderator trying to be the person that people look up to in the chat
trying to repeat the humor. Like the chatters are looking at your messages
And they want to repeat your humor you're you're one of the leaders in the chat right now one of the leading minds
What is that message bro
Please Sally, please
We don't have to type that out loud bro gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold. I
Think my account is glitched I
Think my account is actually glitched am I fucking up by accepting blues?
Jack, do I have to close all of these fucking terminates that I opened yesterday?
Maybe that's my fucking problem.
Do I accept this, Odinai?
How much is this right now?
Because today people are actually selling already skins.
Like does it even make sense?
USP silent shot field tested for 4 cents.
USP silent field.
alright guys I can't I mean yes it's going to be a lot less because today
everyone is accepting these but look how many people denied it on day one if
you accepted all the blues on day one you're rich why didn't I accept all the
blues am I fucking stupid what did I wait a second Sally didn't I fucking
accept all the blues and put it on the source unit hold on a second
What? Where are they?
Huh? Is that tradable?
Oh my god, it's all tradable!
Shut your bitch ass up!
Alarms to Furoat! Alarms to Furoat!
I actually did something right for once. I actually did something right for once by farming blues.
everyone told me to deny are these all tradable these ones are not March 21st
but the ones below could be oh my god do I dump them fast yeah right quick dump
quick dump okay if we sell them right now we also have more money to invest
today into terminals and get fucked even harder G you still lost money on
Yeah, no shit, bro, but it feels nice to get at least something back.
I mean, fuck, it's only going to be the USPS that's so expensive, right?
Let me see how much the rest is.
The other blues are not going to be that much, probably.
Let me see.
Fuckin' let me sort it by marketable.
Suck.
Let me refresh one last time, bada bing bada bang.
Marketable.
Oh my god
They have like two euros each seven euros for purple
24 for pink do I send them right now real fast? Oh
God this this is this is sad bro. I went from hoping for goals to checking for pennies under my couch
After change the pricing algorithm so I can to list them fast
Where is it pricing I change it to what is it steam market last 24 hours?
I guess I hope does this work? Please work please work please work
Machine is lagging
No, I let the mark open. Please work. Please work. Please work
Why does it keep opening the marker?
Why is it not work?
How do I list these fast, bruh?
No way I don't have a fast way.
Oh wait, these are not tradable.
I'm stupid.
Well, it doesn't matter, bruh.
Nooo, how can I list these fast, chat?
Wait, this one's also not tradable.
Also not am I fucking stupid marketable don't say yes
If I press quicksale wait, wait
This item to be the cheapest on the market
This item to be bought by the high spider. Yeah, do I go quicksale or instant sell?
How much is the difference by our two euros?
What oh hell no quick sell
Yeah, what do you mean instant bro? That's such a scam
VAS
Because I'd sell too much bullshit right now. No
Well, wait, I have to be nice. I'm on the market. I listed some shit this morning
Let me stop this one stop this one
I need fucking space. I need fucking space
That patch frog get off the market right now. All right, please work. Please work quick sell suck
What? Yeah, it went through it went through it went through Chad do I say all of these real quick
Quick sell this quick sell this I can stop the double confirmation. I can stop the double confirmation
I have a fucking setting in this, you know wait inventory and then
Where is it
safe incident quick sale off so I'm always scared that I accidentally sell
one of my number ones bro like that happens to a lot of people like right
now my plugin doesn't work okay here we go quick sell quick sell 29 quick sell
quick sell quick sell pay attention mark imagine quick selling super
I mean I'll bring law. Oh my god. She'll I would actually I would I would
What?
No
Chat do you think someone buys this 400
Fuck it. I'm praying 99.99
Hey, it's the cheapest on the market
Hey, imagine
Ain't no one buying this bro. You could you could I can I can hold no I'm boom boom
29 boom oh
My god, I'm rich
27
What doesn't show
NON LISTED!
310 fucking bucks
I'm fucking rich
Do I sell the Pinani boys wait 40 oh
My god because all the people accepted pinks, but not the blues
I'm the only guy who accepted blues
Yo, I told you I told you oh
My god, I'm literally the only guy who accepted force and blues. Yeah, do I sell the shit? Yeah, right?
40 is it gonna go up
The the the purple is as much as the fucking pink because no one accepted problems and blues
I
May be the goat I may buy a house after this wait 20 for this
Jadwap do I sell all of these yay or nay? I think so I think so
All right
All right, we got them all listed wait. Let me accept these real quick
to remind me to list more once some sold because I still want to sell like the
ones here by the way don't they have an update oh my god this update is actually
annoying check this out there's a new fucking CS update look at the shit I'm
pretty sure the newest update made it so when you list items on your steam
market, they're still staying in your fucking inventory, which I got. Oh my God. GG. Guys,
this actually pisses me off. Why? Because if you have an inventory that's almost full
or full, what you do when your inventory is full, you list shit on the market and it
disappears from your inventory. And you'd want to list it for a little bit above, right?
You have time, you can sell it later. Bro, now my inventory is actually cluttered up.
full gg my inventory is actually gg listed on steam community market they did
it so you can still play with your fucking skins they're trying to be like
an api marketplace up peer-to-peer gg wl update boys wl update and be honest
think about people like us please whoever full inventory this is a terrible
update we need to revert it now question is to accept these right now or no
chat now everybody and their son is gonna accept all these blues now I mean
the use guests though I think that's still gonna be a euro bro that's still
gonna be a euro am I cringe for accepting this for 90 cents profit guys
I don't I got raised in a way like I can't leave like like I'm not I don't
like being wasteful with money 30 30 cent Khalil I can make a profit on that
that's gonna be like at least two euros like guys you know what I mean bro let
me get some of these out of the way mmm wait but I am cluttering up my
inventory it's fine I can put him to start to wait bad Scott oh this one I
Maybe client that's got sort of yeah my bad my bad
I'm telling the chair. That was a mistake. That was a mistake. I should only take the USPS like this one
You'll stop typing al bro, please why are you accepting it because they're worth a lot
All right, the empty for nine and declining the empty for nine wait
What if everyone is declining the m249 because they think oh my god only the USPS is gonna have money and
I am
Wait, I should have said that all out guys guys I decline all blues decline all blues bro the terminal also costs money though
Yes, bro. I'm on the last reroll in these
Guys these are not new time. It's that I'm opening look
It's the final offer that I did yesterday. No one is going to accept a sort of I do big profit, bro
I'm fucking literally locked in as hell
I'm going to be rich in a week from now
Who's messaging me on steam?
WD
Sally do I accept these sort of so no
I
Low-fee a waste of space. Oh
Okay, this one after take go. Okay. Okay. I only take treasure shit. I only take use PSS and
Quarples and higher deal or no deal deal or no deal
We have to clean up our shit real quick like these are the offers from yeah
50 Euro, how much are they right now?
54 minimal wear, today he may ask a lot, a lot more, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is that gonna hold for a week?
I don't know.
It weakens a long ass time.
Because you have to realize right now a lot of people are thinking the way how you initially thought right now a second ago.
What people do right now, they see the offer, they check steam and they're like, oh my god, 100 bucks profit.
And then everyone is accepting and then the price is going to plummet.
I don't know.
Sell you think break even in seven days
Chat accept or decline
50 from minimum well I
Don't know if this is a safe accept guys
Chat is also 50 50 how much are they on a marketplace I
I should probably look at buff only right like buff because China is always the market leader and stuff is always cheaper on there
Especially for liquids like this or like kind of liquids, you know like new new liquids aka crane minimum wear how much?
150 as well, but only three for sale, bro. Are they selling though?
Yes, they are
Guys, I don't know.
Flurry is doing number one stat trick, AK fire serpent right now.
What?
Are you trolling?
Today I'm not.
Today was not a good day for me, but I thought there are so many people who want to see
it.
So let's do it.
Is he trolling?
Let's do it.
Only good to see you.
Only this is not the number one attempt.
We have two, one must have recommended words, then the number one.
you
You
Go
Gold gold gold
All right guys listen though listen am I getting karma am I getting karma for being an asshole am I an asshole
Just be real with me bro. Is this a karma test?
Is he the guy who's gonna judge whether you do good in life or bad
But the fact that this is still 13 cents everyone is declining the bubbles
Good good good, bro. People are hella tweaking bro. People decline everything up to the gold
It's lagging for reason. It's lagging for it
It's this one it's this one
Cloud chaser cloud chaser cloud chase into me. No
I'll try the absolute classic of Counter-Strike.
The reverse psychology.
Bobby, let me get a blue.
Let me get an M4A4 Zuba stick right now.
Let me get an M4A for Zubastik right now.
Oh, the Antifa now.
I like those blues a lot.
Didn't say the PBLVizen, but give me another blue, please.
I want the blue.
I want the PBLV.
I want the, ooh, Zubastik, yes!
But I don't want the Battlescott one.
Give me another blue.
Another blue.
Guys, it's not working.
I want another blue, Bobby.
Ah
Nine Shicer Bobby, I don't want that bro. I'm on blues. I want blues only blues only blues only
One I said in this piece of shit, I'm exiting out bro. Hell no what's
What just happened? Don't tell me he just wasted my time. Flurry? He actually wasted
my time.
5% of injury. 5% of injury.
Yo, why does my door popping go instantly up once I open up the stream, bro?
Oh, it's gonna help ya.
This is...this can't be helped me.
The last attempt before the number one float.
Stattrap, fire serpent in three.
It's fine if he misses this.
Fire serpent, boom!
Now, closer.
Now, it's still a miss.
It's an 8k this time, but it's a miss.
It's a miss. It's a miss. It's a miss.
Check it's only 5%.
It's a miss.
But check this out.
Statrack, backstreet.
Now it gets really important.
Minus 300.
That's fine, Flurry.
Check.
He's going for the number one Statrack fire serpent.
The last tradeup is the only one that matters.
This was just foreplay. Now it's going to do a hardcore tradeup, bro.
Check this out. The number one lowest throat AK fire serpent has been around for fucking years, right?
Well, it sparkles. Did sparkles unbox?
That's sorry, you trade up to it. Let me check.
This guy owns it right now. 0.060603.
It wasn't sparkles.
It was Flurry himself who did it. What?
That's actually so much aura.
He did it two years ago and now he's going for another one.
I have chills.
Chad, he sold it. He cashed it out immediately.
Don't say it's stupid.
He fucking sold to some bum ass and now he's gonna beat their fucking number one, bro.
Hopefully, hopefully. Again, it's only 5%, right?
Oh my god, imagine he hits it again, bro.
Imagine he hits it again, bro.
Only skin that can be used.
Um, yeah.
A .06 is the equivalent to a .01.
Wow.
And we have triple stat rack flow fillers. Oh
Well, okay, I love low flow trade-ups. Let's do it. Let's actually get me honey. Let's do a bird
Yeah, I'm gonna keep it above 50 bird. I'm nervous bird. You should I'll tell you I'm nervous man
All of these skins bird triple zero two like 80 bucks
I might as well be authentic, bro. I'll tell you how much I paid.
Only 80?
So you can see how much I lose. Or win.
Be the collection.
Now you might notice all of the fillers I'm using are gold.
So you see this? The gold at the top.
It basically means a full flow cap.
Flarey, what are you saying?
Shut up, let's straight up.
They're more expensive. Quad 04.
Dreams of Nightmares.
67k? That doesn't make any sense, Bert. 1.5k? For what? For 5% chance? Wait, what is the chance?
Oh no. Thank you. Is it 5 or 10%? I think it's 5.
Zero one for like these skins a hundred dollars each for these fellas for quad zero stat track
No, let's pray for a for a row
Because if he gets this you already know that he spends all the money on more trade-ups, right?
If you want to see him do more trade-ups, that has to be a rainbow
Oh was lost skin
Ha
Am I stupid? Yes. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Wait a second.
Take your time. You don't want to fuck up.
in a moment of pressure right now.
Four and five MP7s, two P2000s, one wild child.
Oh, here.
What?
Yeah.
Chad, please believe. Once you get a prediction of the F5-7 amount, I think it's a 5%er.
Oh my god. Oh my god. For the number one.
Now you might be going flaring.
Static fractional F5-7.
Close. This trade up to a temperature is just so hard.
It's at one of those points the float nerds will love this where like it's barely feasible. You can't smash the float anymore pause
the one I crossed the two years ago is
06032
This one is
0603
It beats it from the free free two to the free one. Shelly so sexy right now talking about floats and shit
I love this shit, bro. This guy is locked.
Make it 6-0, like, a double zero.
Bro knows his shit to the max.
I love when people perfect something and he perfected, nerding out on skins.
5% for the number one.
This op, unironically, is proper.
Really? Number one?
It's proper. The Degu. I don't want to talk about it.
But I'm pretty sure it will be number one and it would only be number one it would be
Anomalies number one
The history behind this is if anyone remember on a stream a video
Sending number one flow trade-offs to streamers
Anomaly missed spark is intent and he just kept the sparkles also that has to one trade-off and we also
I'm like in a price deal, okay?
Not really sparkles.
Someone please explain to me what's going on.
He's going to try to trade up for the number one lowest flowed Static Factory new fire
serpent.
A skin that hasn't been beaten in two years and he created the first one.
He sold that one two years ago.
He made hella profit on it and now he's going for another one.
The number one lowest flowed in the world.
And this may not be possible to do again ever why because you don't have the low floats to fill into that right up
He's only barely beating that that last number one
No, no you have to
you
I did it to 70 live viewers.
That's gonna mean something.
He's got a little something.
The ups, the downs, the maybes.
You stay consistent chat, you'll get whatever you want, okay?
And now, you might be going flurry, you've lost the plot mate.
You're a little bit skipso, you're talking about traders, but that's what I fuck with.
That's what I fuck with.
So let's fucking do this chat, whatever happens, I love you boys.
Deserve the past, Serpent.
Please, chat, please let us go right.
This is us.
Why not us?
5%
The world number one and quite possibly the last ever attempt
No way he's not going to make it. I think he's just going to go straight up
In three, two, one
No!
And you know what's even worse?
You know what's even worse?
It's on number one.
What's even worse, chat?
Some people might not get it.
Look at the collection.
What does revolution collection trade up to?
No! You can't trade up to a gold!
That's actually terrible!
It's wrong!
Because you could have used it for a number one's knife trade up!
Everything else trades up for knives!
You can't trade up citrus!
This is unusable!
I need the knife!
Why possibly the worst game book?
But...
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Staturic gloves are coming soon.
Oh, save it for Staturic gloves.
Thank you for reminding me, bro.
Thank you for reminding me.
Hey, chat, that was...
Hey, GG, bro.
Why didn't you use the...
Why'd you use the input?
Serious!
Seriously, fuck you, bro.
Streams sniping my ass in the Angel Zone, saying,
How do you send these off when Flurry gets the worst outcome?
Fuck you, bro.
Okay.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, actually, bro.
fun and I appreciate you that look oh hell no and I would never I would never
do a trade-up where like you know I found a full running trip chat thank you
being you guys all hell no people where night post thank you one minute one
minute what to join us give away join up on Twitch and flash flurry right now
W Flurry
Chee Chee
Ooh no I know what you're doing
I know what you're doing
GGs
Bro imagine
could have been number one
No fire serpent
Bro now I'm in the mood to do a trade up
Oh 9, oh 9, oh 9, oh 9
Now he got me horny as hell
I'm not even joking bro
Yo this is Dean I'm gonna crash up
I
Know
Why you sound so different did you hit beauty?
Listen, I'm not very good with speeches as we know, but if there's one thing I know, yeah
yeah
we're always lucky
and i have proof of this cuts
i want to jackpot a couple days ago on uh... on the website
all hell no way
no i'm not sure i'm just saying i'm just saying
all
so i was gambling with my friends right you know i have an old friend
wait wait wait hold the jazz now
sixteen just chill
all right now i'm out i'm out i'm out don't gamble actually don't gamble
You can own your own only gonna accept ever call again if you stop gambling. I'm not joking
No, no, no, no, I'm out. I'm out. Don't gamble no gambling
16
This is a stable run out of you by the way
GG
Oh hell nah, you made this no, no, no this one is not on me. This one is not on me
That is the oldest several not of you. Oh
Hell nah
Oh, hell no actually oh hell no gogogos. All right. This is bad look, but oh
What that's actually terrible
Bro said I hit a jackpot
What the fuck?
Now I don't want to open these anymore now. I feel bad about you. I have to take this. Oh
Hell no set the shit send the shit to NYC
All right, let me fucking play a game. Let me fucking play a game
Let me actually do what I'm good at not fucking opening cases, but fucking getting headshots
And I will still open a case while playing bro. We're gonna do the absolute classic while I'm dead
I'm gonna hide my screen because of stream snipers, and I'm gonna fucking open a fucking gold while doing that
I double you I'll right now double you I'll right now
double you I'll right now
Here we go. Oh
God wait, I actually have to warm up for a second like I'm not even joking. I never warm up
That's probably my fucking issue. I do one minute of warm up
And then I fucking smashed the opponents in my game. Check this out.
No, no, no, no, no, Dean. Actually not cool, actually not cool.
How do I just mute, but not on friend? Block, right?
Alright, easy.
No, no, no, Dean, you're good, but don't gamble, bro. Please.
Once you stop, once you stop, I'll edge you back.
Alright, check this out.
I fucking asked you with that holy shit. I didn't die
Let's go
What I cheated my house is fair how they already yet follow one is not fair to
I
All right, I'm warm let's go
All in on the prediction winner loss all in on the prediction winner loss you have seen enough to evaluate if I'm gonna
Carry this game if I'm gonna carry the boat or not and let me tell you you're stupid as hell
If you think I'm not gonna carry the fucking boat you are a fucking bomb
If you think that I'm not gonna carry the mother-sucking boat right now
I'm gonna carry the boat. I'm gonna fucking eat the boat. Let that one simmer. Let that one simmer, bro
Let that one simmer brah
Wait, wait, wait, what's my name right now on steam go after rename?
Change your load up. Thank you except us
Thank you except us actual W comes actual W comes bro
actual W comes
Why am I destroying myself by solo queueing all the time chat
I need like one person to queue with lowkey. It's do a lot more fun than Zolo chat
Oh God like my last five CS games were not fun. They were not fun. I'm gonna be straight up, bro
I need to unbox a goal during this game. I'm not even joking. All right. Here we go chat
We have to get fucking dust to let me persuade my teammates. Yo, yo, yo guys guys
I'm facing level 10. Don't ban dust to please ban inferno and ban nuke that way we get a free win
Don't band us to inferno and you all for past over past over past better over past
That's I'll carry your ass on dust too. I see you in a rank up game is the Ola and you're crewing with your friend right now
I'll carry your fucking game right now. I'll drop a third bomb on dust too if you give me the opportunity to okay?
I'll put that on everything
That give me a chance on dust to an alfokken deliver
Give me a chance on fucking dust to an alfokken deliver boys. I fucking got you. Let's do this together
Come on
Oh my god
You guys are the best
I won't let you down
Come on, I'm actually happy to go
I fucking love you, let's go bro, let's get this fuckingilo
Come on baby, WT mates
Actually for one, actually
Skip it, yes, yes
Come on baby, I'm actually fucking locked
I need fucking Yalahabibi song now
I need Yalahabibi song now
Oh my fucking god
Lock the fucking baby
baby I fucking love you guys right every time I say every time I say I'll carry
on that it's time to drop a 30 bomb bro I got you if you guys go zero kills
this game it's only because of me stealing all of the kills check this out
oh my fucking god I'm like I'm actually bricked up for months I'm actually
bricked up for months let me make sure my settings are correct let me do this
right here let me up this a little bit right here all right here we go bro
here we go here we fucking go do I go full-screen chat yes I think I do
Yes, I think I do all right boys play your comfortable position. I will start on a okay
If we have a problem on B, you just call it. Let's go. We need to on the tourney
Allah you should play with your with your friend together on the side you smell me
All right, let's go. Let's go. I have long on
Long
All in.
No one in the window!
Okay, I'm coming.
I'll leave him.
Short.
Wait.
What's left?
We they got lucky they got lucky
I'm playing for me too
Guys let's rush middle, rush middle, buy 5-7 on P250 let's rush middle
Come on we can still win this round by at least do some damage
Okay if we can't win it we can still do some financial damage
We pull by on the next
Rush middle, rush middle, just push push push
We got this
Push up, push up, push up
They're gonna be on the left
Nice.
This is a joke.
Why am I getting fucking tapped like that?
Am I playing against Astralis?
Am I playing against fucking Biklan?
Why is the enemy team so fucking golden right now?
Gold.
What the?
Alright.
That Russian guy is fucking us in the ass, but it's fine.
Now we have a full buy.
Now it's time for us to dominate them.
I'm gonna kill him.
Now it's time for us to dominate them
All right, I have to stop ADHD reloading bro. Is it what damn it?
It's my gloves I have shot shit
No, you're gonna play longer I you got this okay, okay, okay
I should have gone for the double I should have gotten I should have I should have went for the double I should have went for the double
like I should have just taken the movie to stop reloading but this app that
hasn't arrived in my brain yet bro oh my god chat this update is actually
as well am I the only one that's pissed off by this update I need to unbind
my arky go go go go go that's why do I have to worry about my bullets in this
game bro oh my god six offer that's a sign good good good good good good good
good good good good good good good good good good we got close we got close
you have any good strats just try to play a little bit different yeah if
playing why are we laughing just try to play a little bit different okay what
I didn't work before to just try something new.
I'm gonna play short with Scout. I got it.
Check this out.
One tunnel.
Nice bro!
Middle Q! Middle Q!
I'll repeat top mid!
mid
and I'm getting pushed short, help, help!
careful short blue!
close
nice, beat that
probably gonna go towards A now
there is an open play, don't get AWPed
house in this
one shot short
I got it
they're gonna push me so I push them
what?
How the fuck did we lose?
Are you deaf?
Do I look I'm deaf?
I'm wearing a fucking headset.
Why would I wear a headset if I'm deaf?
I need a gold right now.
Gold, gold, gold.
We literally just lost that round.
How?
Gold.
Yo, I need to open these terminus, but it takes so long to open.
Alright guys.
They're pretty good enemies, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Eh, someone should try pushing under tunnel, okay?
You did it last round of work. Push all the way up. Trust me, bro.
Let's go, let's go.
Just keep believing. Confidence is everything in this game, okay?
Don't think that they're better than you. They're not.
They're fucking trash.
I need help!
Flash is on long.
Nice Rampston!
Long!
Long.
Need help on A guys.
Covering city.
Not out yet on long. Stay B.
2A long! I need help!
I can't be shamed.
There's a cap.
Ramp, ramp, ramp!
How do I die there, chat?
Is my movement ass how do I not get out of this fucking spiffy situation like that?
How? How can I not just sneak out of that situation, bro?
Is my movement bad?
I taught Jinx how to strafe. Why am I not strafing right now?
Good, good, good. Yo, this is Dean. I'm actually gonna crash out.
YEEEOWWWWWW
I WISH YOU BUSTING
Gold, gold, gold
PLEASE, BRO
Bro, this guy just fucking goldmocked me
And now he's trying to fucking CS
Mock me, bad as god
I have to buy that it's 4th of our chat
Am I crazy for that?
I have to, I have to, I have to
We can't win this in the round
Yo, yo, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen
We just lost to the bottom frag on the clutch.
I'm doing the most damage right now. I told you I would carry this game, guys.
But I need you to do something, bro. Please.
You guys are my teammates, okay?
We can only do it together. I can't 1v5 them, bro. Please.
That's all locked in, okay? Keep playing your positions.
Renson, you're doing go-to right now. You got the entry last round. Let's do that shit again, alright?
And use utility. Delay their pushes, guys. We never use smokes on long.
Use molotov on long. Use smoke on long.
Let's go, bro. Come on. We got this!
1-2-3.
Top mid.
There's fucking up there, minus one magazine, what am I doing?
A lot middle.
We got this. Careful B now.
of
the
of
the
of
the
I'm locked.
Alright.
Ah, fuck.
Play it to fuck.
Renson, what can we do?
Renson, do you have an idea for strategy bro?
Oh, no, I do.
Guys, it's going to get a lot easier on T side, okay?
Once we have AKs, we're just going to show one shot ahead.
Yo, Blue, let me try one long one there at one time, okay?
Okay, okay.
Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him.
Fuck him, fuck him.
One long I got him.
I was at a mess, I was at a mess.
Careful shot.
Streamed it, streamed it.
I didn't see. They're all attacked, they're all attacked!
I thought Blue was shot.
the fuck did he kill me from?
at least we still got the cases, talk to me bobby
talk to me bobby, good
it's a Russian cheetah
one damage constant
yo yo yo yo my friend my friend where are you from Renson where you from
you are 7 and 7 right now your KD is 1 we your teammates are playing us you're
calling them a cheater how should we feel about that you are playing good
against them they are not cheaters bro don't let it get to your head Renson
we're gonna win this game okay trust me on T side it's gonna look different
on T side they're gonna call us the cheaters lock in Renson we got the
shit bro let's all just fucking lock them up
good idea I've shot on lock long long long
No, no, no.
Guys, I need to have one long. Fast.
I'm not gonna kill you!
Oh, it's in the long.
Oh, this fucking magazine up there is fucking pissing me off.
one CT
I think they are cheating
guys all report the russians bro
maybe vack life
terrorists win
aim a wall
aim a wall chat which one is vack life
bad equals cheating
It's blatant check this out. I'm actually gonna do a play. I'm gonna get an entry voice. We got this. They're not cheating
Nice
Long ugly how do I lose against this fucking clanker and why is he of course looking at us?
Is this a joke?
Is this a fucking joke?
And am I the am I a part of the joke?
Check my ms is good you saw it. I did the test good good good
Good good you're terrible
terrible at cases that's why I shouldn't open them anymore I should focus on
only gameplay gold gold gold slide in for me please what is this gold gold gold
gold only blues only blues so I can't win the game and I can't get a purple
not even a purple you're Mr. Quackling with a 25
hey on a pixel just so you know that CS13 is made of up to 40 people and
And Valve has only about 400 employees, huge fan.
What do you mean by that?
Yeah, they're all cooking deadlock.
How is he alive?
My game just crashed.
Yeah, I'm done with this game.
I'm actually done with this game.
You can't, you can't, you can't.
What a great experience I'm having right now.
was because i installed the lorrent
and they see if cs is online they just make a game crash so you play ballot
my game doesn't crash like that usually what the fuck
to actually install ballot today
or yesterday because i was so mad at the cases
is this where my game is crashing
Because I have the vanguard on my PC
Check my hands are high in there, bro
I saw fucking Jinx having fun with some E-Kittens, bro
Every single Swift Play
What do you want me to do, bro?
What do you want me to do?
I'm getting fucked in Premiere on the ass by some Russians, bro
Yo, Hasky, thank you for the fucking 5 GIFT, bro
Hustin' the chat box right now, bro
Right fucking now
Thank you, Ronnie
Ah, Bows and Goats, my game fucking crashed
I'm about to crash the fuck out
Looking purple
10k hours
Come on, man
Bro, I've played a lot of games, but right now. I'm sorry. I look in right now. I got you. I got you. I got you
Kill feed is only gonna be me now
Look at the skin chef factory new radiation about it's really really rare in fact, you know that
false complex minus one magazine one is coming towards a so I can't hit this
sample what long I'm in B sorry I can flash you in randston
okay now on site now the aim is fucking to be to be got this randston let me push
short first okay wait don't initiate yet we don't have a kid we have to be
fast initiate
so
my bad my bad my bad what is that position what is that opera position I've
never seen a single soul play the position with an orb how does it be
position if he misses chat I'm playing against fucking bots I'm about to lose my
mind this is worse than cases bro how is this map so fucking tea-sided I'm
actually fucking disgusted let's look in let's look in all we need is one on
Let's see to side guys.
Let's make it this one.
This is actually...
I'm gonna get an entry from the middle.
From the outbound.
Alright. One more, one more.
Let's see if you're wall hacking, you little bitch.
Eat shit.
Guys, we're in the round. I hear towards long.
What?!
Two towards A long. Two.
I have to hide screen.
I'm sorry for my words shit. I'm sorry for my words. I have to vent somewhere
I have to vent somewhere bro gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold right now
I'm not we're not gonna get 13 zero chat. I'm not gonna let that happen bro. I am not gonna let that happen, bro
Gold gold gold
gold gold please bro where's the gold now I forgot what it feels like to get a
gold I'm blue maxing I'm trying to go max fuck the teammate see that I open
that now they think I'm addicted and not focus on the game
I should've declined that.
Hold, hold, hold. We run around, we run around, we run around.
You guys are the fucking greatest players I've seen today.
It's time to lock the fucking and make a comeback happen, okay?
We all need that. It's just like...
Yo, your mic is a little bit... It sounds like the radio channel is not connecting, bro.
One drop, anyway?
Yeah! MVP, please! Oh my God! I'm gonna get a multi-kill. I got you! I actually got you!
This time I'm not lying. I'm an actual operator. Let's lock in.
Come on.
Now open the middle.
Hey, long someone.
Come on.
Let me know when the close is long.
All I need is to go short. All I need is to go short and reposition.
Oh no, three long, three long.
Green, can you check short a little bit?
I
My god
Well, well
I
Was so close
That was my fucking highlight.
How did I shh...
Bro, I almost owned them.
What's the strap?
I almost, yo this is not silver.
I almost owned them.
Guys, this one is easy.
Look at our spawns bro.
You have a perfect B spawn, we're just gonna rush along the...
Holy fuck, we have a good spawn.
They're not gonna be ready for this so early bro.
Here we go.
I should have practiced some more before i'm looking at you.
I would have hit that shot right now.
Yeah, yeah!
Let's go!
Another window.
For sure, though, for sure!
Let's go boys, let's go!
Don't be afraid.
My sword got to rage!
Door.
Two there.
I'm done playing this game.
Gold!
Are we winning good really fusing
Good didn't either diffuse oh my god
Said our MVP
I think we won, no.
I actually apologize.
I didn't know that on Dust2 we're gonna fucking face some cheaters, bro.
I would have carried against non-cheaters, bro.
I'm not even joking.
But the game is also not lost.
The game is also not lost.
I'm flashing you out on long, 3, 2, 1, and...
What?!
PIT! PIT!
SUMMON BOOL HIT SOUCHES!
I have fucking head.
I'm sorry guys. At least we win us in life. We may have lost encounters right, but we're
fucking winners in life. Let's keep succeeding. I'm sorry guys GG. I'm the clickbait. I'm
the clickbait how did i 15 times in 14 rounds wait what something doesn't add up
how did i 15 times in 14 rounds
Chet, did I win that game or lose?
Oh my god, still at 6.
Chet, how did I lose on Dust2?
Was it my teammates?
And please be honest with me, bro.
How did we lose that?
Were they cheating?
I don't lose.
i don't lose bro
team diff
team diff and stream snapping and cheating
if it would have been two of those things i would have still we would have
still clutched up but all three
how well what are we supposed to do bro
own a vape thanks for the 500 bits gta6 will finally release before bro
finishes profile signs none of our profile signs very soon
miss agar media i think for the 50 nox saying bro use the blue
to do trade-ups to gold since you buy them so much...
8k hours by the way.
I played like I have 8k hours.
Team, listen to me please.
We can have a free win if we pick the right fucking maps.
I'm telling you right now our strongest maps does too.
If they don't ban us too and we pick us too, I'll drop a fucking 30 bomber right now.
We're cooked
Guys, let's try to play anubis or ancient ban overpass ban nuke. These are the best maps
Maybe ban anubis low key ancient and mirage we have a free win. I'm not even joking ancient mirage
We have a free win low key. I'll drop a fucking 20 bomb
GG good shit boys
We're like team spirit, bro. We win the game in the pick-and-ban phase, bro. Holy moly, Gigi Mirage
I've never lost Mirage game. I've never lost a Mirage game. It's time for 20 bomb. It's time for two. What are you talking to my teammates?
It's time for a 20 bomb. I want to see you guys all in on win, bro
Let's see if you guys are supporting me right now
Do you believe?
in the German donk
yo guys the odds are good on winning there we go there we go oh my god
friendly teammates
Pretty fast.
Kalli, Kalli.
Ruski?
Oh, that was a good one!
Good one, Mike, Mike.
What? Did my game crash?
No.
I'm sorry, bro.
You're good, Matt, guys. Let's win this fucking shit.
I'm gonna play.
I'm gonna play on you.
guys one thing I want to say right before we hop into the game we have the
biggest fucking car excited you can only win with confidence spirit wins
because they have confidence don't go confidence doesn't shoot well we are
here sorry
I think I'm strong.
Bro, one of you make it to everything, believe me.
Fuck me.
Yeah, bro, I'm because I'm into Deutschspritz.
It's fine, dude.
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, he keeps yapping to me, bro.
Like my drill up, but please, we need to win, bro.
Me, guys.
He's cheating.
good shit boys
you zampik you're russian bro
as extend
hrosh hrosh molodoy my friend molodoy great person
great person
let's go i was in a starna bro i was in a starna beautiful beautiful country
beautiful country
Check this out.
I lost.
Peek me baby, peek me.
Peek me like that's not tomorrow.
Peek, I lost.
I lost baby, not tomorrow.
Fucking angel life right now.
Peek me.
I lost.
Focus on game, please.
I lost.
I
Sight already ninja ninja
Nice to feel that shit
That's all we break on the strike fucking bombs
Where where where where?
stairs
Got it. I thought about not picking it up, bro. It's a fucking trash-ass skin or decimator yikes. I'm sorry man. Oh, it's awesome. So
Where's your howl bro, where's your howl?
No
No shit good shit. That's a nice knife actually. I lock in boys focus on game. Please only comes
Three two one
One Ram Ram one me though
I'll show you guys.
Palace clear.
Still ramp.
Really?
I have ramp.
No, it's not.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
I hear top mid guys, top mid.
I can flash for you guys.
Top mid, flashing three, two, one.
One window, no H50.
I told you.
I'm pushing window, I'm pushing.
Ladder, ladder.
I have, I have.
I think kitchen coming.
Guys, they're coming short, they're coming short now.
Nice team! Holy fuck, we're locked. We're not gonna lose a single fucking round.
You know these fucking assholes. Lock in.
Why? Why? Why Tamot?
Then Flix, why Tamot?
Poop time.
Bro, you have to poop before matchmaking. Not middle of.
Bro, can I ask you something?
Yeah, please ask.
What do you think you will do to Austria?
I was in Austria.
No front, but I think I would prefer Switzerland.
Sorry.
I understand bro.
Check it, check it.
Nice nature.
I think the taxes are not bad either.
Ah yes, check it.
But I can still use the case.
Bro, the X-ray scanner is pissing me off on work online.
But then again I open less, you know it's nice.
Yo, are you...
I buy up. Yo, let me play middle up guys middle up. I have entry
They call me fucking
Small
Oh
Na
Holy fuck me on these fucking moves take pistol take a cake a cake a cake a cake a cake a nice
my God
Yo, yo, yo, uh Kazakhstan Kazakhstan clue
me yellow sorry yellow check skin check out VP bro please check out VP bro
please on-floor behind behind check check check check you see that shit bro
souvenir no no no check skin check check check up up up up up check check
souvenir up right now bro you like drop it
I'm paying 50k for that
Fades
Smashing middle
Pop
Smashing mid
Three, two, one, fade
Put a pop, one, one tramp, one tramp
Top mid, top mid
More ops
All up on ramp 8
oh my god I thought I was getting it
if I am not guys this is a good angle I never open this one
ups one right chair it's gonna be a good angle
Nice, hop down.
Very nice guys.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.
Last pop middle guys, scout!
Damn I sound like a bot, what the fuck?
Jed don't tell me I sound like that.
Kiss kit.
I have.
Counter terrorist, we have no bullets.
What player are you being?
Ah so you think you're the meta-hopper, huh?
Doobing, where are you from?
I'm a duckfire.
I'm from Macedonia what did you see the new gloss that they released they look like your country's flag, bro
Yeah, I saw that you need to buy them bro. You need to buy them
Yes
I have a friend from North Macedonia, but nice nice nice nice and you're from Germany my friend Germany
Nice nice nice. Thank you. No up middle
right I put up a good fight Bobby give me the fucking right I don't speak give me the
gold gold gold give me the gold gold gold and say nothing make us nut with the gold
and say nothing now three two one fuck collector gold
you win this one letter what money no need to save coming to a some fake if
you win this I give you a knife
Nice try Zanfic
Guys how old are we? Zanfic how old are you? Bingo how old are you? Dubfire how old are you?
28
28, you're old and you're young bro
38, 30, 30, don't shoot
yeah it's okay it's okay but you you sound like you're young and you're as
young as you make it out to be let that smile thank you if you're pacing
around like a 20-year-old you know what I mean in for him he's like K-dral very
all but very basic what I felt naked there
check this out
bomb down middle
oh my god oh my god I would have killed them all
I would have killed them all I'm not even joking bro
They need to save my AWP.
They need to- go go go.
Last one.
I'll take it.
Chat 8 bucks I have to.
If you win this, I give you a knife bro.
What?
You're not Mr. Beast buddy.
Is he trolling?
It's on video.
You will have to give him a knife bro.
You're getting mass reported and your account is gone
Please bro
One bullet
Great weapon switch 23 in this one
Do you have a mic blue
your chicken you have a mic I mean blue yeah I dropped eagle guys I dropped
eagle take it take it on floor on floor and let's push push middle push middle
push middle push middle through window push middle all push middle we kill one
hot shot one tap like scream we pick up AK GG women around come on alright this
we do damage push middle and don't block
push push push push push push push push
oh my god go away go away go away go away we can go through spawn as well we
split
I'm feeling like carrying in bro tonight if use I make the call
Please bro, please blue, please
Thank you bro
Oh my god
Three kills and two kills
Wait he got three kills
What the fuck
But I made the call, I made the call
I made the call and I confused bro
I made it a lot more than him
GG's guys
Oh my god
Holy fuck
Throw a lock to the action locks
Six and two
I've got spawn
Yo I dropped you yellow
get off
bomb
can i go pee?
peak or pee?
pee
uh yes
come on go ape
cavlar
oh my gosh
hey
all in all in nice bro powers coming bro coming stay alive I watched palace
with all I have palace of peace he can't out of me he can't out of me I'm the
fucking dog
He's back off.
Rotation, rotation.
Flashing B.
Collector, collector, collector.
Don't see, don't see.
It's connector, it's connector.
It's an A.
and collect everything I could crash and what I'm not gonna because I have low
charges I'm not the type of guy to crash out
why do you say Gigi give women around I hope we did we did not why you say Gigi
when we lose guys we should never have negative mindset bro please we will win
this game we know that T side is gonna be easy bro once we have AKs we're gonna
roam around like dog thank you for the drop bro you just dropped me because on
top frag him thank you for dropping yellow thank you so much
One towards B.
One next door.
Each shit.
Check outside.
Short, short, short.
Go!
Maybe A, my friend.
Maybe B.
Maybe A, my friend.
maybe a my friend maybe a probably a low-key
orange girl yeah I got you my trailer I make noise so they don't think you're
there
He's coming.
Shit, he's not.
Oh my god.
I'm pushing from behind.
Sight, you got this, bro!
Why did I push?
What?!
Sorry.
You should be.
I mean, nice try.
Sorry.
Fuck.
How did he lose that 1v1?
It's okay, Bingo.
It's okay.
bingo, that was everyone, everyone saw it
yeah, that was the best
yeah
that was so German
shut up
oh man
I think he was joking
I said everyone saw that
everyone saw it
what the hell
yeah, embarrassing bro
I know about me
I got this guys, come on
What the fuck?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, full A.
We got this. We can bring this one back, please.
That's A.
Go A, go A.
Nice, bro! Wait, hold up!
Tetris.
Watch back!
I saw that mess.
Oh, I'm left.
You're not streaming right?
You're not streaming right? I hope no one saw that, bro.
Yeah bro
You will have no pick
No pick, yeah yeah yeah
I have to push under
I will push something, okay? Don't be mad at me, please
I have to push under, trust me
No no no, make it crazy
But under, under
Under is free right now
Be clear, be clear, I take
Top mid-loos.
All B, all B in middle.
I have big flank guys.
Two middle.
Point middle.
I have three kill middle, three.
They're planting middle.
What?
I'm too slow.
Hey.
Connector.
Oh my god.
Uhm...
2A.
Bump connector
Flash in air
Bump connector
West triple
On A site bro
Kinjiko is not here, he is shooting at us
Really?
I'm scared
I think site you think or you know I heard okay
W
What is that?
Good comes guys. Oh my gosh. Lock in that fire you have five kids
That fire my friend from, I said on ya lock him bro, please much is only in plans are great plans bro. Lock in lock in lock in
Okay, okay, okay, you're better than that right there you got this. I don't want to make you nervous, bro
But you have to do it for yourself. You know you're better than that. Come on G
My friend my friend we rush well, I should be rush you make the call green top fire. Where do we rush?
Let's rush a rush a
Just have to give a little step on the ass guys
Have to do that. Let's go to sometimes. Let's go. Let's go
Nice.
Jungle, 1 HP.
Boost me, boost me, purple.
Come, come, come, come, come, Tetris.
Fuck.
What?
If you win this, I give you a knife.
Oh my god.
Don't fire!
YOU'RE THE FUCKING GOD!
GO GO!
You're the fucking god, have me right now, I'll give you a knife after the narrow out, oh my god!
It's okay, it's okay.
No! You're getting a fucking knife, GG bro!
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck, he just did that. No fucking way!
W's in the fucking shab bro.
From 0 to hero, dubfire. I told you when I was in the North Macedonia, I was great at fucking CS.
Thank you. You have to at me bro. Oh my gosh. What an old entry!
I'm going to push it. I'm going to get you back baby. Go, go, go.
It's going to be me.
At me that fire on steam.
one HP window, nice, alright let's just go A you know, go short bruh, weapon,
I had me got fire steam steam steam right now right now right now
guys let's go slow B slow B
on steam on steam you have to click notifications sorry shite the
I'm just gonna stick actually.
I will click, I will click.
Haha, shits the chat. My mouse came with 2 keyboard.
I'll accept the op for a nisbik half. Wait, really?
Oh my god.
Wait, tap fire?
Did you, did you cheat in that one before?
No, no, no, no.
I don't use chest okay I trust you
Window one behind us maybe okay
Was car one car
Come a guys come a come a
I heard him.
Short.
Am I hearing things?
Oh, he's done.
Check this out.
Fake flash.
Hmm
Go heal you can't heal in this game fuck sit this is how we lose in this round also fighting
I was fighting bro. I was fight playing
If you win this I give you a good job
Why did you put knife out nice right?
Nice shot, nice shot.
Nice shot.
What?
Yes, shot me!
You have to give me a nice shot now.
No, no.
Good job.
Yellow, good job.
Shit.
I hope he's not sad.
Dubfire, please add me right now.
Right now bro, you have to go to the notification bar.
Friend list.
No, didn't check.
Friend requests.
And Choc is a choc is a cock as love
Oh my god, you got it W
That's when they run really fast?
No.
Then I'll send you knife.
No way!
It's fucking up there, this trash.
Trash in the middle.
Pop!
I can't see.
Oh my god, we got this.
2v1.
Probably last on A.
We should go B.
Low-key.
Probably last on A we should go B low key low key. Let's go B. Let's go B. Do we have a smoke to cross?
Oh, he won't find the traitor for
I'll give you a highlight, I'll give you a highlight.
I accept that, thank you very much, on the path.
No problem bro, no problem.
Behind, yellow behind, behind.
Try doubling the check with the fireball.
Every time when you walk before you have to clutch it and then flex on them with
the caramba back wait if you win this you have to give me knife back
that's some joking
did you down purpose yes let's go
I need proc or maybe it's eco eco eco eco eco eco eco?
eco? okay yeah yeah
rush D or yeah rush D
Dabfire, do you have wife bro or girlfriend?
I have wife and two kids
Oh my god!
Wait, do your kids play counter strike?
play counter strike?
no they're small
but they will
nice no
you can pass on the knife bro
easy
window on the
That's so sick
one window
He's not so happy.
Bomb, bomb.
Yellow, bomb. Where is the bomb?
Bomb's gone. We have to get bomb, guys.
Bro, I'm fast on the BM today.
Yellow, yellow. Come here.
One window, one window.
Boost me, blue. He's right here.
Coming.
Boost me right here, boost me right here.
It's four window. People don't know about this one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice didn't work
Chet sometimes I try to reinvent the game in the middle of the round is that bad?
I thought that may work.
Yes, but what if it would have worked?
They would have been around.
Shit the big ol.
If you win this, Capfire gives you a knife.
Hype and smoke, hype and smoke.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And when the defuse, go, go, go, go, go, and go for it.
No scope!
How did he know, bro? How did he know, bro?
Something is fishy.
You're a terrorist, win.
Hmm
All right guys play for entry play for entry and then we just have a way
Go a okay. Yeah. Yeah, go. Okay slow
Drop me the good please bubble fast fast fast. Thank you
Smoke is flashing, flashing.
How do I miss that though?
I miss that.
One window.
I miss that.
steps
you're dead
you died you peek i thought about what i was gonna say
you win this
are you a cheater
yellow cheats or no cheats
zamfik cheats or no cheats
No, bro. No.
Oh my god!
Good.
Really well played.
Yeah, really well played.
Holy fuck.
Without sheets, Shad.
If that fire didn't win the clutch, that would have been your carambit.
Oh, sorry, I should have said...
Nice, I'm faking.
Yo, I'm not focused on the game, bro.
Short, short, watch out, short.
bro are you that naive why are you calling me naive I'm not naive
hey maybe I'm not even coming maybe I'm naive thinking that there's gonna be a
fucking gold in my fucking 1000 1000 she was sexed even on nothing is
changing okay Jack tomorrow I'm gonna watch one game by the way I think
tomorrow we do one e-sports for extreme but only one which is I really want to
watch Falcons vs Navi am I the only one question mark this again I want to
watch this game I want to watch but this is like I will be going to the arena
for this event but I don't want to watch the whole group stage
GG guys
Order
Yo GG, egg, much love guys, yo
No like recommendation
Yes, commendation, and much health to your children, that fire bro
You seem like a great guy bro, W dad bro
W dad bro
Oh he left
Bro
He left
The comments still stands though. The comments still stands. Who wanted a comment?
This guy. No!
you're gonna get paid don't give me this
Archer, do I reduce on terminals? Yay or nay?
I still have 400 on Steam.
Not worth? I think it is, Sallie. The golds are still really cheap, no?
In the terminal? Like, bros, stay with me now. Look at what? The red bluffs for 300.
No way. Imagine you get Cloud Chaser Factory New... I haven't seen a single Factory New
Do I get this minimum wear pink for 10 bucks chat?
Let me see. How much are they right now?
But we also have to consider how much they're going to drop in 7 days.
P250K, Sugi, Minima, 40.
Are they selling for 40?
Yes. Chad, yay or nay? Is this gonna still be profit in 7 days? That is my question.
Because you can only sell them after 7.
I think yes.
Why am I getting scammed?
List some blues? Oh yeah, you're right. This one is a deny.
Traminal is a scam? Yes it is bro. I found that out yesterday as well bro. Everything
you spend money on this game is a fucking scam apart from the name tags. The name tags
are the last soldiers. They're the last soldiers. Gold. Another pink minimal wear. Is this
one floatcapped like is this one better than the Peter 50 or worse I have to take
that no for sure they're gonna be 20 that's five bucks profit oh man wait what
offer was that oh no I have to accept the choice I don't know if I want it back
I'm a fucked up
15 now that's a decline right it's slightly better flow but five more euros
na na na na na na
decline is also third offer could save you a golden year gold that's not a gold
gold gold gold gold gold bro is really going for five dollars profit now yeah
bro times are rough bro please please bro come on let me see a prime we can't
say like that I'm like we're doing this but then like come on G like bro like
bro five fucks of fucks come on let me see something nice let me see something
nice let me see something nice 14 cents decline decline gold gold gold
do it again do it again gold gold gold do golds even exist in my inventory
Good
Guys I haven't seen a gold in 1,000 re-rolls. I'm not joking, bro. I
Think my account is actually glitched. I got one pair of gloves and since then it's only been fucking garbage
Yo, if anyone works at valve in the chat look into my account right now, please bro
more change title on youtube please saroni cozy cozy cozy with a live double dot
decliner accept chat $1.74 fucking minimal wear m51s it's the last offer I think that's an
accept yeah yeah it's accept it's accept for sure for sure for sure it's a
double your skin that's gonna be a five bucks profit for sure gold decline
that's a decline for sure for sure next make progress bro we're cleaning up
our inventory so we can buy more dominance fresh ones four cents for
that track I'll take it that's gonna be 50 cents profit for sure minimum give me
that
next can have some rats as well suck oh my god 130 it is fact new how much is
fact new right now on Steam. Minimal wear is 140 and factory new net. Yo, these guys
got lucky selling it for 300. Biota 160. Chad, if the Biota is 160 right now, that is not
gonna hold its price for a week, right? I think it's a scam.
I'm declining am I crazy for that no no no I have to decline good please give me
something better I declined the fucking pinkle give me something nice right now
put come on maybe I should have accepted guys was that bad I don't know what's
was that bad? I don't think that's profitable. 144 ping guys. It's not a red like that we
can use for trade up. It was facture new. You have a bro, facture new is listed right
now on steam for 270 and it's not in star selling in a week from now there's
gonna be like so much more supply everyone is gonna have it listed now
arrow would you have taken a pink AK for 140 euros be honest the crane at least
40 euros profit decline arrow all just has no guys in arrow arrow has played
these games before. Smell me? That's like 14 more tournaments. Alright, are you only
saying no so I can open more tournaments? That's cooked. I'm looking for profit. Pink
for 6, 7 bucks. That's a yes. That's a buy. That's a buy. That's a buy. If that ain't
a buy, what is a buy? Other than gloves. That is a buy. That is a buy. WI Purchase.
come on that's a buy that's at least a buck of profit come on
that's some question mark in me guys I know what I'm doing here we go wait why
can't I hear alerts can I guys can we get five
Nah, shazze. Mots, can we test a lot somehow?
Um, I don't know if it's on my side.
Within your update.
Declined. Pattern 681, almost 661.
Diamonds are free.
Yeah, you get one a week, GG.
Four cents.
That's the decline.
Gold, gold, gold. Come on, gold, gold, gold.
From yesterday, let there be one in here.
Let there be one.
I heard that. Sharky Maggi, thank you for the fucking five gift.
Thank you for the fucking 5 gifters bro.
I had some fucking shit in Sally Pink for the one gifter so I appreciate that bro.
I will make sure to spend that money wisely on some terminals, okay?
I'll spend it on Bobby's his only fans bro.
G fucking G.
I'll fucking pay for every single message you talk to Bobby bro.
Until he offers me a fucking gold bro.
Until I get the fucking golden fucking shower.
Lock in Bobby.
Give me something nice right now.
I have to take that pattern zero I want that right that's kind of cool
chat yeah or no yeah or no if not pattern zero I would have probably
declined but that's kind of cool I'll take it is that bad now pattern zero is
kind of lit bro I have to give it a name take though I just forget that I own
this
GG come on give me something creamy give me something fucking nice that's
actually worth of my money please okay bro I need I need water chat I need
more fucking water but I'm too addicted to to see what's inside of the next one
is that fucking crazy I can't stand up to get water bro you know this is why
I'm not needs to live at my place tonight right now if I could just say
Okay, muds, water!
And then with a little bell, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, that'll be good.
Factory, do I take this?
Uh, slaves, your children do.
If they get paid, it's not slavery.
Is it?
I hope I didn't say something crazy.
Um, do I take it?
I don't.
Come next.
Mmm.
hmm it's facture no no no still still so it's wasting an inventory space I
think I only take the use PSS bro good a butler yeah butler butler butler
what's anyone wants to be one butler
Mmm
Go it, go it, go it
Yo, water bottle is ready sir. Just payment required. Yo, what the fuck?
Aral doh-dash
mp7 max white pattern I take that I take that for sure for sure 36 cents hell yeah
Hell yeah
Gold?
Of course.
Minimal Verde Clan.
When horror game?
Ooh, I actually...
Chat.
Does someone know what the best?
I'm checking my phone because I asked someone by a phone.
Did they reply?
No.
Yes, they did.
Blah, blah, blah.
Armband monitors work different sensors than chest straps so they can be a little
bit just reliable.
Oh, no.
Chat.
does someone know which heart rate monitor for the arm is the fastest to
update because mine updates are not slow you know it bro I have one that goes
around the stomach and it updates Insta but my arm one doesn't the stomach one
is so uncomfortable though bro because I have too much six pack bro like it's
sitting right on my six pack and I can't play a horror game well well that's
strap being there bro I need the arm one bro I need the arm run does someone
have one I take that by the way does someone have one which updates faster
than the OH1. I have the OH1 right now. Please slide into my DMs if you know.
Uh, Garmine? It's Garmine better than Polo. Minimal wear. I don't know if I take that.
If it was the Crane AK, yes, but, Chad, yes or no? How much is it right now? Pink
Minimal wear
pink minimal wear oh
My god, we're actually selling the blues by the way chat
146 bucks by scamming literally people on steam by selling my blues bro that I bought for four cents holy
Wait, did I or did I say something big? Oh?
Two euros. I sold this fucking soda for I sold this UMP for fucking 241
I sold my AK for 50. Oh my god
You and me for you. I'm fucking farming. I'm fucking farming
This is why I accepted the blues on day one because everyone else declined them hunting for the gold. Holy fuck
Actually feel clever for once actually feel clever for once. Let me list the rest
Holy fuck. I cooked I
Accepted every single last offer bro. If it was a false and blue I took it. This is why
Nah
We are fucking farming
Are these the only ones I've left?
Niiiine.
How much is this USPS?
This is gonna be a lot.
My shit is lagging though.
Don't lag on me please.
USPS how much?
What?
What's happening with my PC?
MP9 incident?
Yo I'm scared of actually selling something off my player meter.
Imagine right now I in an accidently quick sale my fucking souvenir of Dragon
Lore.
marketable use ps how much fucky list you and P list 5 7 list mp7 max white
check list P90 40 euros list that's all right this one is different collection
oh my god we are cooking bro why they so expensive because no one has has these
right now everyone who unboxed these terminals is re-rolling until they see
a gold and they're not buying the blues for four cents I bought the blues for
four cents on day one so right now there's no blue supply decline but now
it doesn't make sense anymore to to to to accept these why because in seven
days from now everyone is gonna have blues you know because right now
People see the price or people think that everyone is going to decline the blues now because they see the price
And so it's still gonna be high. I don't know
That's an accept
12 cents for a purple sliding the fucking
Smummy
Next
Check out we're gonna get a gold yay on a decline
No, why not? Why are you being negative?
Don't do that, please.
Yesterday I actually lost my mind, like I'm not even joking.
Today, please no.
We can just a quick- a quick gold.
Why not right now? Why not right now?
This is yeah, that's I think my account is actually cursed up until I see a gold now
The plan point 90 accepted. Oh my gosh
That's actually not bad
It's fun
We'll get him next time we will get him next time
The plan no super stick I should accept ah brother
I think the M4s will also accept right?
Morts check the price M4 and the blues 0.69 I accept
69 collectors they fucking eat this for breakfast
Check the price M4 Zubastik versus USPS please
In fact she knew
Declined
1.67 better next session of the September GG
Any profit so far? Massive amounts of profit, Mandrella.
I only do profit, ever. I don't do losses. I don't do losses.
I'm still at zero golds, by the way. Oh my god.
There has to be a max win in here with max rerolls.
diesel win gay thing for the reset bro decline mr. sniper de gaming thank you
sorry for the church prime yosi thing for the raid
enjoy your stream what 44 cents point six seven first offer chat we have a
maximum come on gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold what would say thank
Sally M4s 24 euros use PS 31 check check check check
Okay, so the M4s also decent to buy
Why not a gold why not a go
Max white check accept 39
20 cents max white
We all know how much a whiteout costs
There's one more reroll in there only one
That's a clean skin
One shot for go accept the deny real fast
Does have special pattern index four nine four deny you guys are so greedy if this is a blue I'm gonna
Love you chat. How is this so cheap 54 rat? I love you bro. Oh my god
Whoever said deny you're the fucking gold, bro
Check how much this cost right now, and it's this is still gonna be a lot
Why because you can trade up to fucking golds with it only 50
What?
Wait one, wait one, wait one 170 that's still gonna be a hundred for sure
Except except do I accept that way now I have to oh my god. I fucked up
What?
This seems to have been an error. Please wait a minute and try again.
No.
It was Stetrake? No, it's not Stetrake. If Stetrake I wouldn't have bought it.
Was it Stetrake? Which one is it in? I'm never gonna find it.
Oh, it's not step check, Chad.
Oh, I checked step check again!
Zubau.
7-4 pink.
How much is it in non-steady then?
It's gotta be more.
My shit is not loading right now.
Decliner accept, Chad.
That's an accept, bro.
Can I purchase this?
I can! Oh no, that's a bad sign. Why couldn't I accept the other one?
Uh-oh. Decline.
If you know, you know.
Decline.
Gold, gold, gold. No!
Decline
Shit I need water
Do I get quick water I have to get quick water, bro. I have to get quick water
Else I die
Go get water, but I'm addicted to selling 9 7 9. Do I take this?
Stat track feel tested it doesn't trade up to gold skies
And it's the first offer that's a real that is a real gold
Yeah fuck up how much is it on the mark? It's a hundred shut your bitches
Don't tell me it's a hundred gold gold gold gold. Oh my
Gold gold gold. Yo, why did I decline that to get to get a what please please?
give me team view open for you Sally want to be my have eyes
yeah that's not like I'm doing a fucking proposal
12 euros minimum where fast fucking offer
am I disgusting if I declined this
Is this just a bait?
I'll get some water and then I decide.
Chad, give me 30 seconds.
Mots, you can- don't put too much shit on the screen, bro, please.
I'll be back in 60 seconds.
Starting... wait, I'll leave you with a banger song.
Um... let me go deep into my playlist.
Oh yeah, I got you.
60 seconds starting?
NAR.
Baby girl!
Yo, can you hear me?
I just realized YouTube chat doesn't even have the music.
I just heard the whole time the MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
F, F1?
What?
Don't you dare kick me!
Don't you dare kick me guys! You can't kick the streamer! I'm the host!
Let me close the curtains, bro.
How is it already dark? It's only 9pm.
What the fuck?
Fucking winter, bro!
Oh, hell no.
All right.
You ready to chat?
Show your cock?
OK.
Here we go.
I have a question.
Do we buy this or no?
Two viewer 1v1s. That sounds like an awesome idea.
Bro, I would be boring as hell. I would fucking go what? 50 and 0, bro.
If you wanna see Don't Play against the 5th grade RGG, bro.
Like, there's levels to this game, guys.
There's levels to this game.
Do I buy this shit?
Minimal wear. Yes or no, Chad. Yes or no.
I think no.
Wait!
It's the fast offer.
Last time it was bait and we got offered a juicy
Glock I
Skip epidemic would skip ice skip epidemic would skip ice skip
Why did I skip?
It better gives me a fucking gold now gold
Okay, I
Gold gold gold creamy chicken thing with a church brand creamy chicken. This is for you
I'll never listen to chat again gold gold gold
who said deny on the $12 fucking pink who said deny on the $12 fucking pink
It's that track where I won $6 except 39, chat I don't know if I want to hear it again.
This is not a deny, bro.
Is it?
It doesn't trade up to golds.
Wait, wait.
How much is this right now on the market?
Ah, bliat.
What?
Only 30?
Ah, Bliat.
What? Only 30?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I could see a
$30 skin right now on day one of items being tradable. I could see them being in seven days ten bucks
Am I absolutely insane for thinking that?
It's the first six hours of supply
I'm denying is that absolutely disgusting it's first of five it was last
of I would have taken it just deny uncle thank you good gold gold gold gold
gold let's slide in a gold Bobby please not not this shit again not the
same as yesterday not the same as that yo should I have said that this is my
last time opening like doing an opening because low keys fucking me right
now again I thought I could pressure him a little bit like making him okay I'm
gonna give you the number one lowest float gloves then yeah to keep you to
keep you inside of this game I don't see none of that right now I don't see
none of that right now gold gold gold gold gold no Bobby all right yo
So, uh, Mods, can we find like a horror game that I can play after this?
I'm lowkey down for some horror night vibes.
Decline.
Because this is fucking pissing me off, I'm not joking.
Alright again.
I still have money on steam.
Eh, iPad, can you find something?
Please a good call, please a good call, not a bad call.
One hour roughly, maybe less, maybe a little bit more.
Insane jumpscares.
The last game was perfect that we played, Shad. Who was there?
The last horror game we played was cinema. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Had some nutty jump scares. It was a vibey. It felt like a movie.
I enjoyed that a lot.
Resident Evil 9.
Is that some indie game?
Declined. Gold, gold, gold.
Shad, I can't play Resident Evil 9. I haven't even played Resident Evil 1.
Gold, gold, gold.
Can someone find the clip from Tariq playing Resident Evil 9?
I swear that's one of the best clips bro.
That should have me fucking laughing.
I think I like that I can find it.
Wait, I shouldn't show my likes on stream, right?
What is my last like?
It's just my own shit, oh, I don't know.
Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yo, why, why is there a Laurentian in here? Wait a second.
Where is it, where is it?
Tariq, where are you, baby?
Yo, can someone just link it?
Chad, before you watch this clip bro, this guy is pro in CS in Counter Strike, right?
And in Valorant.
And this is one of his first times playing a horror game, Resident Evil.
Check this out.
How do you shoulder peak in this game?
Chad!
So let me come and do it for sure.
watching other people they just roam around look for the next objective bro is clearing every angle
what am i watching he's jiggle peeking the windows
no no no no no bro i swear bro the cs in you will never leave you bro bro it's jiggle peeking
in a horror game bro. Nah, this is gonna take too long if I like this. He stressed out!
Bro I swear I met somebody commented with this. This is when Tariq played Minecraft
chat. This is when Tariq played Minecraft. Where's my fucking cam?
I
Fucking
What is the clip bombing it's just like it's in his nature bro, it's in his nature
of that bros counter-straving the zombie double guitar again the chap brah that
should have been dying bro come on give me a gold please
ah the clan play death space
no wait where's my sound aha gold no wait should I take
It's not a point!
Gord?
Huh?
Why are you laggin?
What?
Guys, I swear my account is glitched!
But not in the good way, bro!
Why does it just do that sometimes?
Like I swear that's the golden it doesn't lock in and then it resets and give puts a blue into it
Someone is fucking with my account, bro
Yo
I've been a little bit critical of this game recently, but I wouldn't be if you give me the number one lowest float gloves
I'll do anything bro. I'll do anything bro
number one lowest float gloves
Cloud Chase us
I'll do anything, bro
Good
Nine
The nine
Anything anything good
Pillow punchers chat
Hello punchers who knows what pillow puncher gloves are why the fuck
Chat China is offering fucking two thousand for these right here. Are these gloves golden? I'm I fucking like I
I don't think they're that good three two one here they're nice but they're
not as nice as the cloudchains or so are they best gloves I just what PSP is
also full feeding them clean as fuck I just prefer I check these are my
Kingsnakes or not? I would prefer Kingsnakes, lowkey.
Yes! Maybe I'm too weak. Decline.
Kingsnakes are ugly. What? Not a WasnoLever parts? Decline.
Check out Visage on Madison, I already played those I think.
I need something a little bit goofy guys.
Something that isn't full, popular and long.
Like something where we all get scared.
I love playing games that...
I forgot what it feels like to see one of these 80 euros for where I won.
80? How much are they right now? How much are they right now? Steam Orb, Queen's Gambit.
Minimal Weir's how much? Minimal Weir's 500. Weirworn is probably like 200 right now,
Oh, Queen's Gambit, well won.
Fass!
Chad, you're going to call me absolute nuts, but that's a deny.
It's the last offer, but I'm made in either.
There's no real, but I'm made in either.
If they're 150 right now, in a week, they're going to be like 100.
No AK, no profit.
On my tweaking do we really think after seven days this is gonna stay the same in price
trade up
Let me just see if I have rats
But I don't know I don't think I would want to do a trade up right now. I'm not gonna lie
But what I have question
This one is fucking you
I have one.
J-Mukau battle scout. Don't really want to use that because battle scout. I do have another op.
The one that's for the giveaway I already gave away, so this one is free.
So if I would use this, this one is sticker on it.
Why does this one have stickers on it?
003! Oh hell no.
Chantikos fire.
Hmm
Drag and fire this was like a 500 euro red chat. I'm not even joking because it trades up to OG gloves
I don't really have rats, bro. I'm not even joking
This one is fine to trade up. I read a Volvo for test it
But I don't have two more
right
Blood in the water how much is this blood in the water trades up to OG knives
I'm all serpent oh no no no can't I can't wait what hacks and G with the fucking 20
why the hell you why the hell you have some fucking chat bro how's the fucking chest
I appreciate that bro I appreciate that bro oh hell no bro thank you G thank you so much Eugene
but you passed a point six nine four twenty what are you doing you I know
you're trolling bro stop stop stop Chad I don't have other ones like I
don't want to use battle scar because the gloves are just gonna be trash the
The gloves are gonna be fuckin' well worn.
The Nightwish, this one?
No, I can't, it was a gift.
Yeah, I won this one in a contest, I remember.
So I would have four for buy this one.
Chat, rather open Terminates, Hope for Gloves,
aka Unboxed Gloves, or Trade Up for Gloves.
Which is not secured.
I think Terminates is safe away.
I'm not joking.
I think Terminus is the safer way.
Both!
Steam is limiting my ass on that, bro.
Steam is limiting my ass.
I would do both, but...
Wait, I do have an Altecon. Don't you dare mention my Altecon chat.
If you say, okay, do it then on your Altecon.
Yo, yo, yo, stop, stop, stop.
Bro, stop, stop, stop.
Don't you... Yo, we don't talk about my Altecon, right?
We talk about my one-time.
We don't talk about my Altecon.
You have another Nightwish.
Is it a nitrous that I can use though?
Yeah, Yone.
Let me get rid of all the blues first.
So we know what rats we have.
Because there's more rats in these, I think.
Deny.
What about the owls?
Wait, are there items on my owls?
I feel like they still took the items on my alt chat.
Did I do all the gold traps on my alt?
Yeah, I don't know.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who remembers my alt account?
What was the name of that?
Owner work, right?
Please tell me I'm pa-
Oh my god!
I don't know what's on it.
Pat on the tablet 6-7.
We take that.
Do I check what's on it?
There could be retro that's on there.
I don't know if I did all of them.
Except...
Yes?
15 euros for minimal wear pink.
How much is it right now?
I don't know.
Death case.
40.
It's last!
I keep it open for a second.
I want to see what's in the other ones.
Is that an acceptable?
Is that an accept or no I'm so confused by these bro. I don't know how the prices will be in a week
It's gonna drop a lot no
All right for eight bucks that's a bite has to be
Right
Feel tested still
ahhh nene nene nene nene this one is bait this one is bait
i've played these games before 0.18 low float
how much was it right now feel tested no that's bait that's bait that's bait that's
that is paid bro you have no right to say except no right that's not profit in
a week hell no once it's readable I'm gonna lose my hold on a second now what
are the odds of that is it true that if you have something nice offered when you
deny you get something better what the fuck is this
is that trick battle scott for five
kids will be battle because no one accepted any of them but it doesn't
sell by all I live in euros chat I don't know I don't know what are we
think and what are we thinking wait was my window open oh hell no oh my god
my neighbors think I'm fucking did I say something crazy chat that can be out
of context to people who are not into Counter-Strike on to streaming I have
my window wide open bro that's kind of cringe thank the law we didn't get a
gold bro take the long we didn't get a gold that could have been it that could
have been it um minus aura it's fine bro 200 euros chat I think it's denied
I but not just five bucks it's just five I'm taking the candle right do I
idiot
Now I got it listen to my heart
All right, this is one of the last things I accept guys. I'm addicted to things bro. I swear. That's not paid, bro
Bobby are you always gonna be straight?
This is paid yo, bro, why is it only pinks bro? I gotta take that no
Don't call me stupid Chad don't call me stupid like I'm smart
This shit again, all right remember the middle one on the left. I have to keep that one open because I don't know if I want that
15 oh
Oh bro, what are these decisions I have to make?
Check the thing is bro, the rats in this case don't really get worse when their battles got right.
I think the op still looks really really good in where I won and field tested.
It's going to have less of a premium for minimal wear, you know?
So the pinks that trade up to minimal wear rats, I think I would rather have a 5-year-old, 10-year-old field tested pink.
Minimal where's 40 that's paid that's paid that's paid it's final offer though chat. Yes, I know yes, I know yes, I know
In seven days is it going to be still 40? No, but how much is it going to be is it going to be less than 15? I
Think it is
I think guys if you would have to guess the price I think in a week it's going to be 20 euros
and I would rather spend my money right now on more terminates to hunt golds clever or not
instead of taking a pink right now to make five euros profit I would rather get a fucking gold
right now and buy more terminus no not clever how is that not clever bro decline
your millionaire why would you not buy it bro because steam is limiting my ass every day
I can only deposit 2,000 euros every day so every euro that we spend it's gone for the day
like it's it's means less time and as we can open
decline
there only oh come on yo
mech moth not i'm gonna never know yo
hot no fucking shed books why 50 why
yo yo yo all right i'm after we're both out the calm bro i'm after we're both out the calm bro
Your hands are high in the air. 50 gifted?
Your magmaf.
Do you want me to open on my alt account? Yes or no, bro?
If Steam limits me on my main.
Magmaf, yo.
Yes or no, bro. Yes.
Yo, bro. 50 gifted.
That's how many terminals.
The terminal right now is 10. 50 gifted, 250.
20, 24.
GG.
I mean, Twitch, like what?
30 or something?
Uh, deny accept, accept.
Yeah, what does MacMuffin not say? What does MacMuffin not say?
Yo, thank you, bro. Thank you for the fucking 50 bomb, bro.
That is absolutely insane.
Do it.
Oh, God. I went from... Chat, I hope you realize.
I went from not having a payment method added to any of my steam accounts
for six years.
All I did was buy stuff back in the day on OP skins, bring it onto my account,
and then trade, trade, trade myself up
and sold skins to unbox cases
or sometimes if I needed steam balance
I don't know if I accept that
sometimes if I needed steam balance
I found a way to do it
but it was never at the fingertip of me
where I could just like
buy steam balance right now
and now you
I already added it to my main now
I can just deposit, deposit, deposit, deposit
which I have for the past few days since I added it
If I add it to my alter cow, oh my guys, I can't do that shit, bro
My god, like how to whistle that but then again after this I will be done after this I will be done
Bro, if I get a goat from these I will be done
It doesn't matter about my steam connected to my bank, right because I don't buy anything anymore
Is this bait or no? I think it's bait guys because it's that track
We don't really want that track. Why because it doesn't trade up to gloves
Is it high floater anything?
How does it look in game? Will China want Nae? That's ugly. I take back what I said.
None exists right now. Field test is steady as 250.
Could be like 100 like 20 bucks profit.
I'm gonna keep it open. I can say bye tomorrow in on two days, right?
All right.
W.
accept accept that's an accept minus taxes no profit yeah yeah yeah
I stopped having question mark bro why are you typing question mark bro that
will get me every time that question mark makes no sense bro of course it's a
fucking accept it was the last of the 90 decline like I feel stupid every time
I click my mouse stop how many did it open yesterday how there's so many holy
fuck 20 euros is that bait it was 40 right now right I remember brah I'm
stupid oh my god actually clever um 0.46 not high-float but really low-float
second off I decline could be golds in this am I twisted gold gold gold gold
I should have kept it gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
Bobby nine gold gold do I take this one nine I don't I want the gold only the
gold we're manifesting gold gold Bobby
I'm going to fucking unfurl my ass and say nothing.
And say nothing.
By the way, why didn't I get four perpents after this shot?
Second offer.
Deny.
How many gloves did you get?
We don't talk about how many gloves I got, bro.
You can ask me how many gloves my friends got, I've got a great answer for you.
Fucking seven.
Don't ask me how many I got.
gold gold gold right here accept 20 cent purple I'll take it bro that's at least a
buck profit
stop chat please stop with the question box except that's gonna be 50 cents
profit in seven days for sure minimum wear out USPS hell yeah that's a place
skin right there not gonna complain about that
deny first offer gold gold boys and girls come on it's a first of all to
master please nine gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold nine but you're
grading up now go up to a gold go up to a gold skip the pink skip the red
no Bobby do it again do it again but please
Please rate up, please rate up for us, please, for us!
I think my account is broken.
I think your booty power is good. I think my account is broken bro.
Deny, deny it's another faster for one, come on, lock in! Oh my god, we're rich.
Nine, we're not. Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Goal, goal, goal.
Messy goal, goal, goal, goal.
I'm going to lose my mind again.
Goal, goal, goal.
Slime and Bobby like it's nothing.
Oh my god.
So you're going to give everybody else goals, but not me.
Why?
What did I do?
Nothing.
I did nothing.
And you also didn't do anything.
You give me only blues.
Bright song, by the way.
Gold, gold, gold.
No!
Slider didn't poppy.
Well done, 99.
Why is it last offer?
All right, we're almost done cleaning up
Imagine I can instantly a go to my out the combo imagine
Well, I checked it out time out
Can I add the same payment to my like two different accounts? Yay or nay?
I was gonna trigger like a system. I think that's bad by the way the pink
Yes, okay
Nina
four euros wait four euros but only second offer or epidemic got fucking
seven gloves and he told me that on first or second offer he rewrote every
single pink she got seven golds yesterday I got zero if there's something
to there being a better offer after you fucking reroll it then it would have to
be right here
Good.
No.
Don't do this to me, I denied a ping for four.
Give me back the ping at least.
Last offer.
Gold or red?
Okay, I'm actually something.
Wait, another offer.
Why do you sometimes get five of us and sometimes six?
Can somebody please explain how the system works?
I need to understand it because I'm not fucking good at it.
Last reload.
10% chance to get a 6.
Did someone just say that and we go with the build flow or is that actually true?
Why am I checking out? I don't want this.
Well, this is scary by the way. Look, if you press accept offer and then deny,
I think it just takes it away from you, right?
Or is it this one?
Is he close the iPad?
Let me see.
Ah no he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't.
Bobby wouldn't do that.
Bobby's a great guy.
Alright, this is one of the last ones.
Ah it's this one.
I keep this one open, I don't want to buy this one right now.
I want fucking golds. Alright here we go.
Let's see how many we can buy before we get limited boys.
voice that hand terminal yesterday there were 10 euros as sorry seven euros now
they ate fucking 50 how many do we purchase how many do we try to purchase
I have 300 on steam or whatever let me buy a quick 20 please go through yeah
why am I happy I'm about to get fucking ripped off why am I even screaming
why am I using my energy on this fucking shit good gold gold gold gold
gold or is it shit I want that cloud no no no dragon cloud what are they
Cloud Chaser, Cloud Chaser gloves and fucking fuck new let me be the first
guy to get fuck news Bobby I'm one of the few people that will take a loan to buy
the fuck new gloves of your store for 2,000 max fucking steam balance I am the
guy I am the purchaser I have not seen any clips of people getting
faction new gloves Bobby is asking 1.5k for minimal where 0.94 not max flow
We go again Bobby is asking 1.5 K max team balance almost for minimum wear gloves
Give us what?
364 step men wear
Do I buy that?
360 step men wear not a bad place
It's 80 right now
No bargey, thank you for the fucking 10 gifted subs for Hudson, the fucking chat box right now.
Two actually sold for 68 and then for 40.
And now they're out of supply.
I'm buying it. It's last offer, it's last.
This is remix. I'm buying it. I'm taking the risk.
gold gold gold but we're hunting the golds thank you mr. barge gold again
pattern zero I should have nine check this court do not just got gloves no
Well, she actually got something I thought it was going to be about business is better
take or not I got few tests at last time already it's a scam don't ask us point oh
I think it's a scam donor. Minimal wear, crane.
Nah, don't know, it's gonna be less in a week, I think.
Decline.
That's a decline.
bruh mr aggro craig think for the 10 bucks saying just install cs2 this week
because of you already unboxed a butterfly and beat kitsuna serve thank
you for the new addiction fuck Bobby seriously Bobby I will fuck you for good
what your aggro I'm happy about the first part about you beating kitsuna I'm
not happy about you unboxing that gold bro why because now they have you
locked stop right there stop stop after winning bro stop after winning i buy
that proper by the way stop after winning bro do what jinxie couldn't to
stop after one gold do it bro and beat fucking soft utopia i challenge you to
beat soft utopia and beat leafy's is time good luck
yeah did you know that i'm the code at surfing bro i was trolling while i was
coaching things i could have fucking first try i just didn't want to
be motivated the guy because imagine LeBron James coaches you bro and then
it's like alright now you got now we're gonna do court shots and he walks to the
fucking end of the court right and then he just goes and every single one goes
in bro imagine how you would feel as the fucking pupil oh hell no not trying
to be that guy bro not trying to be that guy
Me climb how the blue still for sense next
Gold gold gold you're like messy at counter strike. Yeah people people
It's between it's like don't in Ronaldo. It's like don't sorry. It's like Ronaldo messy. I would say I'm the messy
So why you laugh and breath gold gold gold
good good good good please
nine
check can i say that i have been enjoying streaming a lot recently bro
i don't know if it's
the consistency
for once in my life bro
but it's nice to be back here like
almost every day instead of like a week break here a week break there
i feel like i don't know it's nice it's nice
it's nice
it's like part of the daily you know
Atomic habits by the book guys atomic habits by the book row. I've stood another friend recently to buy it
Can't say who can't say who?
I'm telling you bro. I'm telling I'm off almost finish the book chat. I've almost finished it
You're my mom said me. No, no, no, I can't even say that but my mom sent me a picture today
I can't say from where but does it would leak a little bit, but uh
Let's just say from a forest. She was reading the book for my mom also bought the book w
Decline decline give me a fucking gold now
Bljats.
Gold, gold, gold.
Bruh.
Wait, I'm reading the book about atomic habits.
Things that you do that fucking bring you down in life
and things that you should continue doing that bring you up in life.
And I spent
$2,000 on fucking Bobby yesterday
without getting a single gold.
Mots, by the way, mots.
Mots.
Can we just do this?
But when you see this, always put on, you know, you know, you know.
Gold, gold, gold.
Boom!
I turned it off. Oh, I did it instantly on my stream back.
My bad.
Shaza.
You just skipped a seven-cent skin worth $30.
Yeah, but it's not gonna be 30 in a week, bro.
Gold, gold, gold.
Ah gold's real!
Guys I swear my account is broken.
I'm one of the guys that opened some of the most terminals in Counter Strike.
Maybe it's just broken bro.
Maybe there's a glitch.
That if you open this many and decline this many blues, they just don't drop golds.
Like...
Maybe an error on the code.
I
Want to switch to my alticon right now. I'm not joking. That sounds fucking stupid as hell, but
It's impossible I'm down a thousand without a gold
Generational RTP build up your over your the devil. What the fuck are you saying, bro?
So you're telling me I'm gonna get factory new cloud shakers, bro
All right bad bad bad bad bad bad
Restart the game your brother. What advice are doing that?
Like valve are you watching bro?
If you're watching give me club chasers, bro
Now
Maybe it's the offer limit. I'll put one to 50
Don't have question mark chat and then I put it back to unlimited
maybe it was glitched sky is the limit boom confirm never gonna do that again
literally skipped on a roll gold yo bro
reinstall the game to reset the seed yes this is it we can play some violent
in the meantime check what's on my desktop bro
Oh
Yeah yesterday I was actually mad and sad but I'm not gonna lie
Like I was I was thinking about booting up out of spite for learn today. I'm not even joking
Good good good. And here we go. And here we are and here we are. I'm such a fucking bitch
I'm oh my god. I'm not even like
I can't even fight back. I can't even fight back. I dig into this bullshit again
less than 24 hours after
right
Go it go it go it now
Factory new after take that
Why is the key runner on your desktop? What's a cure?
Any goals today, what does it look like bro?
Do I look like I celebrate it a minute ago? No?
I haven't got a golden fucking one thousand brown
Literally one thousand at this point gold gold gold
All right
Where's the generational RGP chat?
You know what's crazy chat
At this rate we're one like in the thousand we literally haven't gotten a gold let that simmer
Somebody took the steps only from yesterday, and I haven't gotten a good and more in 888 yesterday
I did another one like at this point 40 today and before I got the last word
I also did a lot of them right on the on the days before
Only yes, just think about
What
I've opened 1,400 cases and never pulled the gold
Do I stop or continue on?
Optimize unique preference and I'll stop it's only one person at the start of the stream
What are you saying? 1.4k cases, McMuffinutt?
If I would go 1.4 cases dry, I would literally soothe myself, I'm not joking.
I would check out when the trial is happening for NYC, I would book a flight at my own
cost and I would fucking scream from the crowd in that fucking courtroom.
They're guilty!
I'm not joking, bro. I'm being badass.
That fucking company is pissing me off.
Magnet, I'm so sorry that that happened to you, bro.
It may happen to me right now as well. I'm not joking. Go ahead.
Come on.
Yo, yo, yo!
Yo, Sally, Sally. What are you doing, bro?
Skin count today.
163 blues.
37 purples four pinks one red Sally those were from yesterday are you taking
the piss these would be good odds I did not get a red or pink today I did not
get a red today bro I was declining the last of us from yesterday oh Sally
that is cute though that is cute though Sally is clueless Sally is clueless
gold gold gold oh max one of the last of them I'll take it I'll take it you
did no I did not wait I did the glock no I knew it I did unbox the glock today
bro oh my god I was testing inside it good good good good good nice sir good
good good yo can we get an overlay on the screen nah probably not a fuck it
fuck it it doesn't matter come on give me gold we won't need an overlay because
this session ends very very soon though just once again after this good I'm
fucking done bro after this max win RTP I'm done yeah maybe I'll count but then
I'm done minimum where four cents I'll take it I'll take it that's like 20
sense profit in a week for sure not gonna say no to that come on go go good
slide it in baby slide it in
Barra any item purchasing rally turn will come in original owner certificate
imagine getting the gloves that you want an original owner certificate am I
fucking nerdy am I a nerd look at the animation that I put onto this I
didn't even I never even saw this look how it changes
knowing valve knowing valve bro they're gonna give it some other benefit at
some point right like instead of the small logo there's gonna be something
though maybe in game you see it or something instead of the style you
have like a different logo and then they want people to just spam terminals to
make money but oh my god this I can already see about these fucking
scammers chat I don't want to repeat myself but do you know why
terminals are terrible bro and why they're really really like greedy from
valve yes or no bro please I'm just gonna keep it really really short they
already exist on terminal right that got released like half a year ago and if you
would open that terminal right now it's sitting at 90 cents on the steam
market right now if you open that terminal none of the items that Bobby
offers you are profitable 99% is literally all break even why because
valve wants to take the first sale away instead of you going to the steam
instead of you going to a marketplace and buying the skin from somebody else
You are you they want you to buy it from both first, you know is really really bad and they're gonna replace cases with it
They're gonna replace cases with it when they see that gloss are selling for 500 euros. They're gonna ask you for 450 and fucking Bobby
Well worn right now the prices are low, but they're gonna go high and higher high on the next few days
Just like they did it with the last terminal
Fourth of our buying that that's profit
That's proper
If it was first of our word of the night or second gold gold gold
Okay
Gold gold gold goldie goldie goldie goldie goldie goldie
Wow, that's a great song
Yes, I always check for number one loss of high school. Okay, please. Oh
My god
I have to buy that 17 cents that was number one stop Sally Sally you're not
allowed to troll as a moderator especially as a lead moderator gold gold
gold missed the gold bro I didn't accidentally skip a gold gold right here
though next gold gold gold no no brother what are you doing with me what are you doing
me a ghost yo am I cursed am I cursed do I have the jinxy curse go let go let go
Don't tell me to take this why because the person yesterday who unboxed seven golds while I unboxed
900 blues he said that every single first offer of a pinkie denies every single first offer
of a pink it in ice and that's how I got the golds check this out please be
true no no yes yes those are ass these may not even be profit are they
bro I need cloud chasers
point one nine though guys don't celebrate yo is this true by the way
like what are the odds is this actually a thing how much are these chats I can't
celebrate it's not cloud chasers it's not it's not the purple ones that I want
frosty are they good you know where I'm denying this gold right 700 this may be a
loss guys no way I have to deny these bro chat 999 here me out if there's
700 right now on the first day of unboxers just imagine how many got unboxed in the last couple of fucking five days
Which will all tank the price before I get to sell mine
320 euros is $400 correct me if I'm wrong right now
$700 you can buy them
Point one five once nine hundred what are the buy orders?
400 no shot you're so low-float
400 by other for low-float only
YouTube chat says it is low
Arrow, can I call you? I should know
Shut the fuck up.
Habibi, Habibi.
Is he scamming us right now?
Hmm.
It's 320 Euro.
Yeah.
USD.
$370 from Big B.
Dude, bro, I hate this update so much, bro.
0.18, though.
Well, it turns pretty good.
19
And these are your first gloves of the day or second first of the day arrow first in 1000
Respirants are not even joking bro says you cannot phone a friend little bro. Yo, this is need who this is not who wants to be
Do we accept or deny arrow I?
Think this is as crazy as it sounds after going dry for a thousand
I think I'm gonna accept a loss. I'm not joking if you buy these you're keeping them forever, right?
But I don't want him. I don't like these
These are nice. What this is a good hit
But you should be grateful look at these let me check out again
I'm gonna be blue sky blue dark blue as well wrapping around your big thumb
Check it out getting
You're actually like if that ass you like them like frosty loves. Yeah
It is sport of sport is my favorite kind together specialists not gonna lie
Honey, isn't it crazy? We're able to buy sport gloves for three hundred dollars
By the way, what is your opinion on this whole like terminal shit, and please be honest
It's I mean it's better than no cases or anything
Okay, but do you see through the bullshit of valve being the max greed lot like this is an absolute joke to society?
Yes, or no, please be honest
And if not I'll explain of course. I mean, yeah, of course
Of course why?
Because they know that they can just get two thousand dollars out of us for one micro
Transaction, yes, instead of you unboxing a fucking gold after paying for the case you go in for the randomness, right?
They offer you a fucking skin that they know you will pay five hundred bucks for for
450 bucks just to get the first sale away and probably to fucking circumvent gambling law by the way
I hope you're watching the Netherlands like I'm not joking
I may phone the fucking king in the Netherlands because this this is disrespectful to us
How can I expect this yeah macro macro transactions, I shouldn't have said micro
Sport gloves frosty, let me see how they're looking
And boom, fucking 400 bucks.
But I do think that this is quite interesting to the market.
Like, imagine they did just drop new gloves in a case, right?
Immediately, that makes it so, eh, all the old gloves
are just going to go down or whatever.
Who really cares about them anymore?
Because now we have these new nice rare gloves.
Let's say let's do the armory.
Well, now, basically, everyone can get gloves
hopefully pretty cheap because you know you'll be able to buy these cases or
you'll be able to get these cases for free and then just open them and then a
lot of people will be denying the gloves yeah yeah look at the other terminal look
at the other terminal what about it the price in the terminal is higher than
the one on the market for pings for example it just doesn't work out I think
the golds will still be around like fucking 400 euros like same as they
It would be and it's not taking the first sale and you can't make any profit on it because there's bomb ass is fucking accepting them for like
$10 profit
But yeah, I don't know I don't want to vent out on right now
It's it's I get really angry like I had a heated arrow my my heart rate goes up
Because they sell us like they called you stupid bro. They called you stupid every time you buy something in the terminal
I'm not joking right now. No because right now it's obvious profit right the price are not made but once it says
Once the price is the same as in the last terminal where it's 10% less than the steam market aka the price the community agreed upon
Then they literally call you a fucking dumbass and you fucking accept it every time you fucking check out
Well, you're paying a 10% premium
Oh my god, oh my god
That's the cherry on the cake, you know the cherry on the cake fucking comment on Tiktok, bro
That is the cherry on the cake bro the fact that you because they hope on fucking connect us paying and fucking premium in the fucking shit
He has time in it aka. Yeah, give me one thousand bucks for you for this little fucking symbol that is designed in fucking probably AI in a minute
This is placing me on some of us some of us still care about skins, you know
Like we care we care about you know arrow if you support the terminal you you want to see skins fall fall to the bottom, bro
this time you should have sped him up. Arrow, I don't know if I buy these bro. Chat, sing,
I mean they do look pretty nice in game though, don't they?
Only, only, only. These are actually clean gloves. If it was like blazes and battle
scarred then of course, you know, deny it. But then how are they, how are they only
700 right now on release day? Aren't they going to be less than that in a week?
I mean, possibly, but at least from my eyes though, how are most of these going to be
gotten from now on?
Well, they're either going to be paying, you know, $300 to $500 over the next week, or
they're going to be trading up to them and then selling them.
But the reds are super expensive as well.
Errol, you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm pretty locked in on this.
Hear me out, you chat.
Hear me out and hear me out, Errol.
If I accept these gloves, I would not fucking sell them.
It is not the same as a knife that you unbox.
Why?
Because you get, and I feel like a fucking bum ass fucking slimy nerd saying this, you
get this little symbol, original owner certificate, right?
So I would never sell or trade away gloves that I get in the terminal.
Which means I can wait and see the price evolve for two days and then I can still buy them,
right?
I just have to remember.
Is that a plan?
And I can right now open more terminals, hope for better gloves.
You're keeping them no matter what?
I either, I either will decline in two days or I will accept in two days.
WL thread because I will keep them no matter what.
Yes.
Like I'm not trading away the original order certificate as annoying as hell.
I wouldn't have hit myself right now for saying this for fucking digging into
this fucking shitty symbol that they're giving us.
But I'm one of those guys.
I'm sorry, bro.
It is pretty cool.
It is your choice and you never know maybe they give you a bonus later on
I don't know maybe maybe you can see them game arrow imagine instead of the star button, right? You see something. Oh my god
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Imagine like right here original
Or imagine there's like an original owner charm and you can put it on tears. Oh
Stop it. You put it on that arrow arrow arrow. That's the plan right to never ever trade away these clubs
these gloves
I mean the ones that I will be buying soon like the chocolate ones
It's probably not worth for the price that I'm paying but it's
Because I open them. Yes, I open them myself
But yeah arrow and I don't want you to ever buy any of these books on the marketplace only unbox them yourself for the certificate, okay?
of course I
Mean that's that's what I like the most out of this and I wish that they had always done that we are so cringe
The fact that they don't do it backtracking for knives is actually disgusting though, because for sure they can
Honestly, I think that they will. I think that they will go back in time
I think that I think that they will I don't think they will because
Terminal sales will go down like one of the reasons to open the terminal and pay the premium, right?
It's because of that
But now because of the terminal they know
Like that's the part of the reason why people are buying a terminal because of the certificate
So then that would make more people open the cases as well and try to get the knives and say oh, this is my knife
my original knife
I
Just think that every update they do in one way or another has like more purpose later on maybe. I'm just crazy, but like
They added in this reloading thing maybe two years ago to the game files
But it's just got it getting implemented today
Well, there's always one step ahead bro. Never underestimate Bob from telling you bro next day could be a fucking operation next day could be fucking sauce three
Literally bro, just like the bombshell that sauce to hit us with arrow
I appreciate that vice. I will for sure consider buying them in two days
I will probably fucking buy them just for this fucking simple
So cringe. Oh my god
It's a loser's bro. We are losers
For this little simple doing you only see it yourself in your inventory, right?
It's not even that other people see it
Well, you the chat sees it if they ever trash talk to you just whip out your gloves
This is not cringe this is cool stuff. We're doing we're talking about items in a video game that are worth a lot of money
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I appreciate that. I'll probably buy them. I'll decide in the next two days
Congrats on your chocolate gloss. I saw that clip row GG GG. Thank you. Thank you
And yeah, hey, are you gonna unbox world today? Yeah, I mean
Probably I shouldn't but I will I think right now
It's the only time we should consider it. Why because right now it may still be profitable
As disgusting as it sounds right, but it's not gonna be like the last terminal in a few fucking days
correct correct wrong I
I
Yeah, yeah, well that while the market is still not really sure what to do with them there will be a chance for profit
But I think people are expecting the terminal go to go way more down in price than it will
At least I think we're going back to euros
Yeah, I don't think it'll go below that though. Yeah, but then I know again error
I think most of the time you won't profit on these once the price is gone like in like a month
I have to dip after the bath to open more time. I have to get the way more goals, bro
Way more goals today. I'm good. All right. If you need more advice, let me know. Love you, brother
Arrow pizza brother. I wish you all the goods all the golden showers today
I want you to take a golden bath today. Not just a shower. I want you to yes a golden bath. All right
Yeah, all right now go get it lying. Rar. Go out there bro. Go on the safari
Go on the safari
Smack!
Ah, peace out, peace out.
W. Here we go.
Yeah, Chad, I think I'm buying these.
But does it make sense if I buy these in like two days from now, not right now?
So I can right now unbox a Batar Gold and then I can still buy them in two days because I will never ever sell these gloves.
Why would I waste my money right now on buying these if I can just open more terminus?
Correct me if I'm wrong, Chad.
Do I really need to play with them today or tomorrow?
Nine.
I want to open more terminus, I want to get more golds.
Is it twisted?
Is that twisted?
I have two days to buy this, two days.
Mmm, or should we stop opening terminals right now after this? I have no more steam balance
If I don't accept them right now, we can open more right now
Tomorrow we're watching an e-spot game tomorrow. I won't have time to open terminates. I at least not all day
Maybe a few towards the end of the stream
Mmm last time I open goals last time I open goals by the way
Yes, it's today the last day and tomorrow and maybe they have like Charlie
I'm not joking role in a month from now
No openings ever. No clip this right now
After these terminals are literally not profitable anymore
Which they will be in like a week or two weeks from now because the prices keep going up above up that Bobby of us
We've seen it with the last time in it. I
Will not be opening anything you think I will actually open fucking revolver cases
x-ray nine you think I will fucking support the system of greed
from valve for this little symbol
Today I am not in a week from now
Oh, hell no.
I'm literally done with that, then.
I'm not joking, bro.
I'm not joking.
All right, let's keep hitting it.
Let's keep hitting it.
Let's go for another fucking gold.
Have you ever seen a back-to-back terminal gold?
I don't think so, bro.
But right now, you will.
Back-to-back.
Golds!
We've done it with cases.
We can do it with Bobby.
We've done it with cases.
We can do it with Bobby.
We've done it with cases.
We can do it with Bobby.
Back-to-back terminal golds.
We've hit in a back-to-back.
One in one hundred and sixty thousand. We can do it in bobi!
Chad, was there something to deny the pink by the way?
It was a pink denial into a gold, no? That's insane!
I have to deny this then. I have to deny this then.
Boom. No back to back. GG.
I need a song, bro.
Some... some Madonna.
Alright, come on.
Come on baby, slide it the fuck in bro.
A one-shot cloud chaser gloves?
Or the par pill ones? BOOM!
Dima actually got the ones that I want bro.
Let me show you the ones that I really really want chat.
And let me know if they have aura or not.
Like these are my favorite underdog gloves.
Check this out.
Uh...
That's hand terminal gloves.
Uh...
These ones decent these ones my favorite I would say cloud chains like loves
they're like the blue crimson kimonos top three for me top three frosty love
him I love the frosty gloves I scold fuck me man they're not bad these ones
Fucking garbage bro, if I get these I will crash out how they're more expensive my them are frosties
How the fuck are these more expensive than my frosties? These are fucking garbage
Wave chaser
It's okay
Not my favorite though these ones
Stay away from me the ASMR gloves poppin pimples
Chocolate Chesafield don't show this to arrow. I hate these I hate these uncomfortable fucking couch
are fucking gloves poop gloves don't show this to epidemic I hate these as
well these look goofy bro these look goofy bro double cock button max win we
want those their Wi-Fi gloves this is where it all started I already have one
of these don't give me another one dragon fist don't show this text you see
not my favorite bro cake crane I don't mind these why because it's big
profit in fucking China China fucking eats these for breakfast wouldn't mind
getting those plays I think they have potential I don't mind these I don't know
if the community likes them price looks all over the place as it should be its
day one lime polycam wouldn't mind them not my favorite though big swell
their pattern base that could be some cool patterns in this so yeah give me
those driver gloves hands with us I like these as budget gloves would I pay
500 for them nine do I like them as budget gloves? Yes
Garden gloves. They're okay. They're okay. They're kind of cute, bro. They're kind of cute
Broke-head flowers now we're talking. Those are shiny. Those are shiny. I do like those. I want those
And call me absolutely weird, but these are my underdog favorites
The connector in me wants to keep opening terminals until I get these myself with first owner certificate.
Am I weird for that?
Check this out. Before you say L, I went off stream this morning on a skin server to check these gloves out in game with my butterfly knife and I nutted it.
guys let me know if you like this combo bro and it was it was random chat I
didn't even realize that I had this knife equipped I just wanted to check out
the gloves and I had this clock and I just wanted to oh let me check out the
gloves that I want and then I switched to my knife and I was like I was
stunned looked I was literally stunned look for a second Violet what
the cult violets breakdown maybe read bread work three two one chat I need this
in my life I need this in my life okay I want this is the max blue butterfly
black pearl and I want these gloves first on a certificate am I weird for
that I want this to be my fucking play combo bro just buy them nine I want
They're a little simple also their pattern base right now. I wouldn't buy them anyways why because look chat. They're full pattern base
You have here middle X centered X. I check on another pair. Boom. You have a diamond in the middle
I check on another pair boom you have fucking triple diamond all across Mel blue boom you have another pattern sight you
They're full pattern base. Okay, you can get different shit on this you can get a centered X
You can get a centred fucking diamond everything
All right, I want to go
I like this pattern
Which one are these these ones? No, I missed them. These ones. Yes, let me check all these ones. Look
But these ones also the next
All right
Am I weird for wanting this combo check? I fucking love this bro all to the little brown in the side the little leather
Sliden
Just give me those bright. I call it a day. Just give me those and I call it a day, bro
They're good it's W okay
It's a weird combo though, no?
That's what I liked about it too
It's like it's not obvious
decline next
Bobby now you know what I want bro now you know what I want. I know you can hear me, bro
Give me the beat work gloves the violet beat works red works. What are they called?
I don't even know what they call but I want them or cloud chase us or cloud chase us
gold gold
It's four euros, last offer I have to.
Chat, is it real that if I deny it's pinks, it's more likely that I got golds, there's
no gold.
I don't want to buy it, as obvious as it looked on the last terminal, I'm not going
to buy onto that.
I'm robbing the gold, I'm buying it to that though, I'm buying it to that, you
got to rob it, you're not going to get it.
Gold, gold, gold.
At least now I know that it's real to get a gold and what's set ten timers in two days to buy the gold bro ten timers, bro
Imagine my ass doesn't have fucking steam balance. Oh, I'm like limited because I went nuts the day before
in two days, I need reminders not in three and two and two and two in
How many hours I don't know in like 45 hours mommy
Cozy, Cozy, Cozy, Soundbot doesn't work. Can you hear that? Check this one out.
I'm gonna fuck that. Oh, it's time to buy more.
Or do we call it a day with that one pair of gloves, Shab?
We could stop right now if we wanted to, because we have gotten the gloves.
The RTP has it. We've got Frosty gloves, right?
Question is, will Bobby give us the gloves that we really, really want, which are the beatworks?
I think yes. Here we go. Gold, gold, gold, boys and girls give me the fucking gold. Now, I want the violet beatworks, nothing else. All cloud chasers. Beatworks are cloud chasers, I've slanted it!
It works in proper. I declined that. I declined that. Give me gold now. Give me gold now!
Good, good, good. It's on addicted. Nine. This is called... This is called...
This is... If I would be opening K-Z, I would be addicted. I'm literally right now shopping for gold.
I'm not gambling for gold. I'm shopping for gold.
That's a purchase. That's profit.
Elven Ring stream when stop it bro. I love Elven Ring good good good
Chat what off stream game should I play off stream? I was in between
getting into Elven Ring night rain again or
Forza Horizon I used to play it back in the day of stream. It was hella cozy and by be bro
cruising around
modding some cars
Elven Ring night rain or forza
Gold gold gold
Forza six soon. It's not out already the Japanese one is it not out? I thought it was out fuck me. I
Was looking at that Twitter. It said Japan
In May. Oh my god
Way should the one that I have it's the newest one
This one
five
Bro
Thought they have a new one
180 gigabytes
Yeah, I
Stop playing though because I achieved anything but it's like a counter strike chat. I'm so fast at finishing games, bro
I'm now max money. I could I bought all the cars and what else is there to do?
I'm not gonna race. I just wanted all the cars, you know good good
Not copper not copper. I was just abusing the trading platform
I was buying what was the GTR's and it's not GTR's for two million people quickly said it
I insta bought them by spamming refresh and then I sold them for 20 mil which is the max cap
You can just make infinite money with that in in in a few hours. Good. Good. Good. Please
We take that last of all we take that
We take that we take that lane strat and is what it is, bro
Next
Goat goat goat
No!
Did you get any golds from there?
Yes we got Frosty Gloves, but I'm not going to be happy with that.
I want the Violet Breakdowns or the Cloud Chasers or the Pillow ones.
Those are Max Profit or the China ones, aka the Crane Gloves or the other red ones
if you know you know.
Gold, gold, gold.
Suck!
like do I accept that wait I went dry for 1,000 it first offered me a pink I
denied it and I instantly got a gold am I fucking up by accepting like that's a
dollar of profit though but I don't want to go dry for a thousand again is it
real? That denying the highest thoughts? I don't know. Equal I think for the 5
gift above. I denied. But if I don't get any pinks or reds soon, then I don't
believe in the strategy. Then I don't believe. This is minus ten dollars that
I just did. Minus ten dollars. That MP9 would have been worth like ten
dollars in a week maybe five that's a blue guys cold cold cold okay wait pause
is it real hair 24 where one what would epidemic do chat 20 is cheap
This is breaking my mind, bro.
58.
That's a deny.
It's going to be like 30 in a week, right?
And then that's like no profit.
I denied the pink to get a good where is it?
Good no no no no no no no no chat good
Nikola I think for another five Hudson fucking chef for Nikola in 1988
Thank you
1988 great. Yeah, I'm 98 bro
Um...
Chat, I denied the last purple and I got a fucking pink immediately after I denied the pink I immediately get a fucking purple.
What does that mean? How do I get the gold? How do I get the gold? Let's cut the bullshit.
Do I accept this? I don't know. It's flow 0.69. It's a funny number of flow.
It's the punny... I have to accept that.
Don't tell me that I'm missing out on gold just because I accept this. There's just no way.
Right!
Like...
It's not a thing!
Right!
Mustache, what do you mean? Mustache pattern?
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, look! It's not real!
Maybe it is. Gold, gold, gold. Is it real? No, it's not.
Gold!
Maybe it's real.
Stop saying GG.
Oh my...
Yo, last logical, also with the 5 Gifted. What's going on right now? Thank you guys.
That's a fucking gentleman, that's a less logical.
That is one more terminal. Two more terminals.
Gold, gold, gold. Slide it in.
Now! Now! Oh! Oh!
Ten cent per bit guys. I want to take that so fucking badly. I want to take that so fucking badly, bro
Look at the price right now. Look at the price right now, bro
Battlescott
15 euros
What? Decline
Wildsake 15.
Goal, goal, goal.
Sledding, knock!
Edge with console for 99% goal chance.
I haven't actually done it in a bit.
Guys, we're going to do an ASMR edge.
If you don't know how it works, just you bow and listen.
Okay, just you bow and listen.
No gangster!
That's a fucking sub alert.
Thanks for the 5.
Careful, it's going to be loud.
There you go.
Nice.
There you go.
Alright, check this out.
We're going to be doing a sound batch, which means it makes a way different sound if you
get a blue versus a gold.
If you get a gold, you hear it.
It's like, pshh, decline.
Listen to this.
That's a blue.
We deny it, we don't even look.
Don't tell me it's number one lowest float.
You can't see it.
That's a blue.
We deny it.
Gold, gold, gold.
I hope the game doesn't fucking lag out.
That's a blue.
a blue that's a blue another sound edge one on our chat I fucked with the sound
edges I like being acoustic a little bit wrap the gold spot a bing bada bang
one more sound edge one more sound edge everybody's about what is that is that
pink it's not a gold I think but it's not a blue I could just be a proper low
key proper how does a pink sound oh my god I got baited by proper thinking it's
a gold now I thought it was a pink actually alright let me go like this
No peeking allowed. No peekaboo.
Here we go.
Blue.
Again. Do it again. Come on.
Good, good, good.
Number one decline. Stop!
stop man there was five blues wasn't it what the fuck don't start my luck check
the floats nine bro that would waste a second row in which we could get the
Gold.
Blue.
Come on.
Gold, gold, gold. Let me hear it.
What is that?
That's not a purple.
We heard a purple before.
But the thing is I know what a gold sounds like.
And the gold has a... at the end it has some drums, it has a...
SHIN!
You know what I mean? It didn't do that.
I think it's a pink, guys.
I would bet money on it being a pink.
Everyone's saying purple is Loki's stupid bra, I'm not gonna lie.
WHAT?!
What the fuck does a pink sound like?
Hello?
Okay, wait wait wait wait that's a bubble right? That's a bubble right? I'm not gonna get baited again, bro
All right, bro they sound so massive they sound so massive wait I have one more
man use ps do I accept I deny they're not gonna be profit in a week right
That's one more sound case.
One more sound.
Ssh.
Man!
Gold, gold, gold.
Chat, chat, chat, chat.
Stop it!
That's fucking three blows.
Come on.
That's it's any purple again. I don't know what
Pink gold purple
That's a purple I think
It sounds massive, but it's not
It is what the fuck point three six do it again
Brooo!
You know.
Stop edging, why? We're literally same pace.
Like we're not slowing down or anything.
Wait, this one is lagging!
No, it's not.
It kinda lagged, hold up. Is that a sign?
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh!
man maybe number one lowest load had to load in
Come on, let me hear the gold, let me hear it
No, I'm gonna cry
Bro chat I'm gonna
Last one
it's not a purple isn't it oh my god they sound so massive do I accept that
chat 17 cents bro what is the best purple chat mp7 is not really me too
I mean a little bit but not fully it's not like a purple AK the M4 yeah yeah
Yeah, I think I do not uh now we take this
And don't tell me it's the thing don't say GG because I accept the purple bro. That is not a thing, bro
Every single case is its own odds and it's unrelated, bro
Check this out
Wait, what is that?
Oh, that's pink, no? I don't think it's it. What? Guys, I can't trust my ears right
now. What the fuck? They all sound so fucking insane. Let me hear a ping for once. Blue.
Why did he get so much? Whatever that means, everyone's gotta know it's wrapped in candy.
Bro, he's just yepping to yep. Oh, hell no. Don't waste my time, Bobby. Give me a vote.
Now.
Wait! What is that? That's gotta be a pink.
I'm gonna lose my mind am I crazy that sounds so massive
I'm going insane let me hear pink for once please
Hello I'm gonna lose my mind on this I don't like this at all
Do we really want to continue the sound edges guys I'm gonna lose my mind bro
Let me hear pink once like so I know what it's all about how massive it does a pink sound if the public sounds like that
How massive does it sound?
That's not the one
My god, let me hear pink
blue. pink pink pink pink pink. gold gold gold. four blues. 0.333 repeater. do i take that?
i take that. don't say gg. don't you dare say gg. 0.33 repeater. that's a dollar overpay.
Not gonna say no to that.
Alright, here we go.
Here, stop.
Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh.
Oh my fucking god.
Neeee, nene, nene, nene.
That's a partner.
I'm him! I'm so good at recognizing.
What? 009?
Wait, 009?
Second offer. There's a golden here. I can smell it. It's bait. It's bait.
Oh no, I should have taken that.
Wait.
Wait, I should have taken that!
Please.
oh my god I fucked up I actually fucked up why didn't you tell me to say
to take that just why didn't you tell me to take that top three flow I'm a
You have baby and more goals to come. I don't fast but I'm over a bro
Here we go
Gold gold gold now
Please
This is more tilting than just looking at it
This is gonna be max blues all blues
I just want to close my console. I don't want to close the iPad. I do not want to close the iPad. Trust me. I don't want to close the iPad.
I don't want to do that shit, bro. Please. It's actually pissing me off.
Oh my God. Why does it keep closing the console when I press SK?
uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... shh shh shh shh shh
THAT IS NOT A PURPLE!
THAT!
IS NOT A PURPLE!
I check the price first.
Check price at your collage!
I don't know what's better.
What is that wait that's 20 euros?
Please be a battle scout rat
Is it 20?
It's two digits. Maybe it's 80 and it's gloves battle scout, please nine
a pink for 20
Is that a buy
It's first offer wait that's big the last time we declined the first of our pink
We instantly got a gold
Chat I have played these games before and I've seen this fucking scheme before
I'm not gonna get scammed like yesterday check this out
Please
What?
Two more of us?
Good.
Maybe the sound is glitching.
Good.
Oh my god.
I have to buy that, it's 0067 Club.
Oh my gosh.
Why did I deny that?
Gold.
Reds, reds, gold.
No! Oh, oh, it's loading!
Oh god.
Goals. Do it. Now!
I have a good feeling about this one. I actually do. Wait! Wait!
Gold. Gold, gold, gold. Please slide it into my inventory. Now! Bobby, Bobby, Bobby!
Denying the purple, fast roll. Hold up, this is a good one. This is a good one. You know
what this means, denying the purple and fast roll. Purple into purple, denying the second
purple into... into... come on. Fast. The number is missing, it doesn't add up.
roll it's gonna be a gold three puppets one blue that's a set up right there
good
We're here, we're here!
Oh my!
Z-Bow
9
This my last one!
Unless I read depo
Wait, didn't it didn't do the jingle at the end?
Oh my god!
That is actually Max White pattern.
Your collectives in the chat, are you mad if I deny this?
That's actually Max White.
Wait...
That's a deny.
Don't tell me I denied number one pattern, I didn't bro.
Right?
Come on!
right i didn't really listen to it
oh jiji
pray pray pray
no i didn't do the jingle i think that's not a gold guys that's a pink
or rat
does the gold sound different from the rat i forgot
I think that's a pink guy. It's not a gold
Come on, please tell me I'm mistaken. Please tell me I'm mistaken. Come on red red red red red red red color red color
So it can be going. Oh, it's GG
Stature pink steady minimum welfare for 12
Then again Chad you can't trade these up to gold is that a buy
That sounds kind of cheap for a new case.
What is she called?
Deathgaze.
100.
100
feel tested already down to 50
this is not gonna last
35 buy order
wait, last offer
let me deposit some money guys, oh no, am I twisted?
Fucking bitch guys, I may have lost the plot. I'm not even joking, bro
No way I'm going max fucking balance again today. I just want to get one more
Yo, no, I can't I can't say this without without without feeling terrible. I just want to get one
You can't see my screen, right
I can't say this. I can't say this out loud. If my kids see this in 20 years from now, they're going to think, oh hell no.
Guys, I just want to get one more. I'm not going to. I can't say this, bro.
I don't know did it go through oh my god actually went through chat but I only go
100 steps deal or no deal plus 100 deposited successful I got
successfully once again scammed my bank thinks I'm getting hacked I'm not
getting hacked I'm just getting scammed in broad daylight so hundred euros on
steam how many does that give us how many does that give us alright everyone
type dlw um so that's ten a pop right is that 11 all right this is bad this is
bad come on one more go baby one more go baby give me the fucking cloud chase
or give me the fucking purple ones bro all the Chinese ones the red ones bro
or the color of red gold gold gold slighted in nine brother we deny that we
deny that for sure give me a gold give me gold nine check we got edge you know
because imagine we get the fucking gold sound bro imagine how nice it would be
to edge those open bro holy fuck just imagining that I'm literally coming
excited alright here we go check this out can I edge Bobby like that nine he
reveals the color as well of course he does the little scumbag alright boom
like just like that just like that now listen listen okay that's a blue listen to
the sound listen to the sound that's not already didn't I just start that's
five I just started the hell I swear I just got started I thought that was my
My second offer. Gold robbing the gold, bada bing bada bang. Now I'm ready. Now I'm ready. I'm here. I'm here. Bobby, I'm here. Are you here? Good, good, good.
Nine. That's a blue. Nine. Don't say number one lost.
Nine! That's a pink! Oh, purple. I don't know. But it's not a gold. It's not a gold.
Is it a pink?
I thought pink initially.
What?
That sound is so massive though.
Deny.
Wait, on the right I'm showing.
Shit.
Okay.
Deny.
Come on, baby.
Please.
Oh.
Deny.
Shhh.
Man
You can mute the game son and actually normally oh hell no
What I didn't close it
What is this?
Is it open?
Imagine? Okay, no, we're not doing that. Oh hell no, we're not doing that.
Oh hell no, we're not doing that, bro.
Come on. Gold, gold, gold.
shh shh shh shh shh
Yeah, purple
Purple a pink. I think that's a gold dress. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Rero not high as flood not low as flood we go again
Please
Bro what that sounds so massive
How is that not a gold?
Number one check.
002!
I'll take it.
That's the purpose I'm putting in the ping while I twerking!
That purpose sounds fucking insane like I just got the maximum gloves.
Nine.
Three blues in a row. Give us a close.
Plus, plus, plus.
What is that?
I'm speechless.
Guys, that sound is not A-Purple.
You can't make the blue sound like a fucking piece of talk shit
and then make the purple sound like gold.
Float check?
Nine.
Does that not sound crazy?
Sh-sh-sh-sh!
Oh my gosh.
again do it again 9 9 9
okay three blues in a row that means the goal is coming
yo yo yo yo yo yo this is this is taking please wait wait wait
Yo, do not shush me. Sorry, bro. Sorry, but somebody was talking bro. I can't like we can't talk over the sound guys
Just everybody like once we hear like once
Yo, bro
Again again. Yo, please
No wait
Huh no
Five blues so we're being scammers today, huh?
really bro already halfway down this was another hundred euros by the way
absolutely massive wait wait wait if you want to hear what the if you want to
hear what the gold sounds like
just let me hear it I read our gold
NEIN!
another five fucking blues how?
that's back to back five blues now that's back to back absolute scammeroni
pepperoni no I'm hungry
shh shh shh
alrighty
Mark, I'm deaf, this isn't fun to watch.
Well he doesn't know that I said this.
I'm sorry for that.
How do I say sorry?
Yo Jiggle with the fucking 30 bro!
No, 20!
I didn't hear the sound, I didn't hear the sound.
What was that? Yo Jiggle, thank you for the fucking 20 bro.
That's in the fucking chef box bro.
Clussy baby.
That's another oh no, yo bro.
Don't make me read deeper bro. Don't make me read deeper Mr Jiggle.
Was this a gold?
Alrighty.
Thank you, Jiggly, bro.
Thank you, Jiggly.
Wait, Jiggly, Jiggly, Jiggly?
Jiggly!
Thank you for the fucking 20, bro.
Papyr, Papyr, Papyr, Papyr.
Alright, I'm not gonna use my soundbomb once.
I know anyone's worth their 20!
What the fuck, Key?
Guys, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Bro, we can't be opening terminals all night, bro. I don't know, bro.
Yo, if you gift it, it doesn't mean that I'm doing more terminals.
Yo, Mr. Anonymous, thank you, bro, for the fucking, uh, uh...
Wait.
What is happening?
Am I limited?
Finalizing payment details? What are you talking about?
Ooooooh!
I thought I was limited, I thought I was limited, I thought I was limited.
WE KEEP GOING!
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!
Oh my god, all that texting for nothing!
We go again.
Come on, let me hear you.
yo mr vkiev think for the fuck
what is that
WHA
yo la la la la la la la
haaand
yo wot
guys chill chill chill chill
so this is not good bro i cannot be the guy pressing the button all night no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no all right
alright alright i'll redeep out of if there's no gold in these next i'll redeep already
blue yo mr. drip Felix harts and chef for fucking death Felix bruh
Why not checking the floats G the odds that we get a number one lowest or high
I thought I won in the trillion bro. I got fucked for 1,000 cases in a row not getting a single gold
You think that I'm gonna be unboxing the one in the trillion bro. I'm sorry to break it to yeah
I'm sorry to break it to yeah, I don't think that's happening, bro
Please
Man, thank you. Definitely explore for you for me. Let's see the gold one time one time
wait don't wait
hold on
what is that
nine
Four tested for six ninety-nine. I gotta take that no?
Fourth of I have to it's right at the end. It's void at the end
W. I do plan except
Sorry for shushing you guys
fifth was the goal just up
oh my god these puppets are pissing me off
bro they sound so fucking massive bro do it again
wait
can you show the sound how am i gonna show the sound bro
wait
All right listen bro I would have not read people do I read people because I promise you today I feel
like bro for fucking gifting 50 oh hell no oh my god I opened the lot and don't I have way
More and fucking storage units
Why did I put them into another one?
Those were not the newest one those are not the collection
Chat I did say I would I did say I would I'll do another region so bro another plus handle another plus handle
Yo guys, I hope you don't look different at me after this. Okay. I know that this is not good
I know that this is not good
It lets me deposit, I hope it does. 3-2-1, I'm trying, 3-2-1, I'm trying, I hope you can't see my...
guys let me try again with 50 let me try again with 50 oh god we are
stooping really really low right now yo on everything no clips from today bro I
don't know when I ever be seen like this ever again am I hiding vast not
even fifty twenty five give me twenty-five
boys we got another two dominance
please go through please go through please go through are you sure yes I'm
sure
I
Know
Look at 25. Yo, this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is
This is this can't be good
Please send me that's enough for three. Oh my god
That's
huh who's this guy what I got such a discount oh my god I was free for such
a good that's 20 cent the pop on discount there was another offering way
more than me 20 cents more what is that
It's the AK though.
Can the AK be...
I want it to be Battlescott and like fucking five bucks.
How much?
Minimal...
It's gonna want 80.
Check this out, Chad.
Prediction, 80 bucks.
80, meh, 70 euros.
Eww.
62 euros.
Boys and girls, call me absolutely nuts and slammads.
I think that's a deny.
I think that's not going to be profitable in seven days.
Is it?
OK, Crane, how much is it right now?
Minimal wear, minimum wear right now, 150.
And it's never going to hold that price ever.
That's a deny.
And we're going to get the gold just like the last
time check this out
what is that
last time i went the niping first into a fucking gold insta
point six nine
point six nine point six six one
no no no no no no no no no no no no
Wait a second.
What do I do?
T with Makin' Choka, do you deny that or accept?
Skip, of course!
T, I thought you're a collector.
That's kinda cool, no 661, 369?
Okay, deny.
Come on, go, go, go.
Shh, shh, shh.
Oh my gosh.
Yo, I didn't deny a pink and a fucking golden ass.
Shh, shh.
no I didn't deny those for this I didn't
deny those for this
guys I could have had the beauty it was
nine cents for six nine and fucking
661 pattern no I wanted that why would I deny that if I wanted am I
stupid there's an update really good good good good
I
Have to reset my game maybe they put a golden to this update into my case, please
What is that
Price edge price edge price edge boss, but
Yo
Yo, yo, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Can I only remember the blue sound like am I stupid wait
How am I so good at remembering smokes and shit and counter strike in lineups, but I can't remember sounds
What is it talk? What does it say about me if that's something that geniuses have
like Albert Einstein can't do that shit
ah come on go good wait no no no wait wait wait that's a pink or purple right
yeah okay okay okay I remember that sound now I remember that sound here we
go here we go come on
No, no, no, that was the one from before all pink side-edge ah ha ah ha see not so
stupid after all now I'm locked in now I'm locked in come on wait back to make
That's a sign.
Not a sign.
Wait.
Wait!
Do not wait.
Last re-roll.
Yo, why is the trooper texting for blue?
Why is the trooper texting for blue?
What?
Huh?
Maybe I can depot 10?
Oh this is bad.
This is stooping to the lowest of the low.
Maybe I can depot 10?
Oh god.
Maybe the time limit is already over?
Let me try depoting another 25.
25 again!
House is working.
Chat!
Wait a second, do I try 100 again?
25?
1 through!
I try again, I try again.
Let me try 100. Infra-Munnigich, what are you talking about Infra-Munnigich?
This is going straight from my personal background, what are you talking about Infra-Munnigich?
I wish it was.
Wait!
Please go through.
oh oh oh hundred is loading hundred is loading please please accept accept accept
no i'm not getting scammed i mean i am but no no no face at the
glass there we go
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh
Wait, maybe I can't check them out though. Maybe I can't check them out. Maybe the dead lemon is already hit it wait
Don't celebrate yet. I'm gonna try checking out for all of these
14 please please please please
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm not redeploying three times, Brown.
To not hear the gold.
Let me hear the gold. Wait, I'm leaking the side.
No, not. Who said I'm leaking on the side? Am I leaking on the side?
How, how, how, where, where, where?
What is that? Any Texan afterwards?
He usually doesn't do that.
Okay.
So we're double texting for public good
You know
Come on come on come on. I know that's another golden there, bro
We've gotten one before we've broken the curse we've broken the jinx because
Shush! Shush! Shush! Shush!
Wait, I need to reset my game!
I want to reset my game after this shot!
I want to reset my game after this!
Maybe I'll put it on the door.
Shush! Shush!
Niiiine!
Let us see at once. Let us see at the gold ones.
Shush! Shush!
Shush!
Oh my God, that's really losing the roll.
Really, bro?
Come on!
Wait a second!
No, you double-tasted for blue!
Why?
Okay
Are we stuck game now
What what would they put into a 22 megabyte update?
They would fix the way the terminals work aka
Maximum one didn't get any goals in 1000 yesterday. So today we fixed it for him
We manually adjusted some cloud shares a factory news into it
Look downloading that 21.4 megabits. You know what that means
it's gold time it's time to wear some gloves I'm happy that my hands are
freezing right now because I'm gonna get some gloves in a second oh my god my
hands are freezing Gaben come on you got some gloves you got some cloud
chasers some car chase is what hit right now I check this out
Shhhht!
What?
Nooo! But why?
Oh, bro.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm not gonna initiate in gift pass, bro.
And that doesn't work because you're buying-
Shht!
Because your buying limit is still 2000.
Good, good, good. You're looking on the side. How am I looking on the side? Shhhht!
What is that?
Oh my god
Bro, why do they sound so fucking massive do I just go full safety chatter like boom I literally don't want to lick it at all
My gosh gosh damn it
Am I right? Can I get a Gauss-dammit in the chat?
A Gauss-darnit?
Gauss-darnit or Gauss-dammit? You choose. You choose.
Come on.
I would pick Gauss-darnit.
No, no, no, no, no. Not gonna get paid it again.
Not gonna get paid it again by a fucking purple or pink.
I don't know.
Please, please, please.
Nine.
At least give me number one low-sized float, please.
Actually wait
From where do I edge price or color? I don't know which one is better. I think color
Price or color we can do price and then color
Price edge
Please be a beer over a hundred or at least double digits if it's single digits, then it may be just be a vote is this
It says 17 no
oh no 17 that's got to be in p250 minimum we are on ak battle scott battle scott ak
ha oh my god i'm so addicted i actually knew it um that's a deny right is that a deny
I think that's a deny, guys.
39 euros right now, that's gonna be less than a week, guys.
Deny, and...
Wait, it's not so far!
Keep it open, why not?
Price goes fucking skyrocket because cranes are fucking popular.
Boom, I buy it.
Wait!
Don't
Let me have the gold one time wait
Don't
My any double taxes for blue why would you do that?
But why would you that this one's got your name all over not literally it's clean this after this office
Bro, stop fucking yapping for blue, bro!
Single text there! You want this one? That's it!
Oh, hell no, bro!
Double text in for blue, triple text in for purple.
Oh, fuck! You can write me a book when you give me a gold.
But don't double text for- shh!
Bloody odds.
Oh my gosh.
Two blues in a row. Don't make it three, Bobby.
Wait!
Don't you dare wait the hell is the 360 nose click
9
Please good good
This isn't triple text
I
Load up pack trust I can't blow job open these guys. I tried I tried two times wait wait wait wait
When I can try again like I can show you how impossible that is bro like look
It's not possible now I'm let headed wait wait
H
Now I put on the music accident!
Wait, wait, wait!
Did it play a jingle at that or no?
Price edge into collage
What is that?
No, I accidentally revealed it
I think it's single digit
I think it's GG
Yeah, but what?
That's fucking new!
It's second off although I have to decline
I would have accepted it on fourth
I'm not even joking
Wait!
What is that?
Oh.
Why did that sound different?
Does that track sound different?
What's going on?
Oh my God!
Shhh!
Shhh shhh shhh shhh
FAS
Maybe glitch?
HEEH?
But why would it looted like that?
For glue?
They manually put the shhh
Oh my god
Wait
Don't
That's here a gold
Who wants to here a gold?
Come on come on come on come on come on
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Let us hear the good one time one time
Nine
nine that's how it's that trick though no wait he double texted for bloom in the
middle why at the end to double text but I don't understand this guy good good
good good good good good I have to do one normal chat this is this is this
This is this is
Your chef box thing for the prime gold gold gold
Tecotorion thing for the prime as well good good good good good good good good good good good good good, so that it's not a slant over now
Bro Nanana I have to one time edge one of these wait
Like imagine we can actually go off. Oh my God. I would oh my God. Come on. Come on. Oh my God imagine imagine
Imagine yeah. Oh my God, please please
90. 90. Please, please, wait. Wait! Actually, wait. I heard a sound towards the end. No.
check and then collage please be triple digits or at least double high what am I
stupid I would have sworn that that's that's actually
wait I should have accept oh my god I thought it was I thought I didn't know it
was last I want this
I'm gonna get better again not gonna get better again I'm not stupid game
wait what what
I just got kicked out of the club you're done for the day what is this
Hello, MarkZeroen here, can I open this?
Maybe it glitched out because of error?
No.
Wait.
Don't wait.
Double text it again.
Does he always double text at the end?
wait only a three left what is this shit I did not deposit 150
what is that
price edge?
double digits double digits are triple double digits are triple double digits are triple
What?
Three bucks? I'll take it!
Three bucks for pink? Wait!
Not so fast. Not so fast, Chad. The last time I denied a pink on first try I turned it to a gold. Who was there?
Wait a second.
Is there something to it?
Oh my crazy.
T, you decide.
It's the first of our pink, the same setup as the last time.
Look, even in the clip of the gloves, it shows the P90, it was a P90 into one reskip into
gloves.
I'm fucking declining this shit.
Check this out.
It's the same setup as the last time.
we get to hear gold boys and girls three two one what oh no
Maybe it's too late. Wait! What is that? Price edge?
Last shot, last shot, I skipped a three dollar...
No, no, no, no, that's just not a gold, that's just not a gold.
Three dollars?
What?
Number one lowest for a proper maybe?
Please be the deagle. No. Oh even better double offload double offload double offload double offload double offload double offload double offload
Three bro, you offer me a pink for three
I'll take it I don't have enough money unless I deposit
Shully 25 will work right surely 25 will work right oh
My god wait
yes we got it all right no no chat I hope you realize bro this is the last
time like this the last day where I actually do this shit bro I'm not
joking bro I only deposited 25 because I'm gonna check the shit out boom
all right here we go here we go here we go oh my god come on two more
Oh, wait so many messages for blue
What is that?
VAS!
0.420!
Second phenomenon, third try after my rerolls, how now?
Could be gold.
What is that?
Probably.
Why does the purple sound so fucking huge, bro?
Let us see a gold for the first time.
How massive sounds the gold if the purple sounds like fucking now?
Let us hear it right now, bro.
Right now right here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Please
just one more word oh no wait fast am I crazy
Oh no no
Well, I want to edge a gold store barely bro, please please in the chat please in the chat
What where my terminals
Oh
No, where is it?
Stop tapping away. It's the last opening today wait
Why did it like why the leg is it a glitch? No, it's not
I just want to hear the gold one time guys.
Oh my god.
Stop dabbing away guys.
Please bro, please, please, let us hear the gold one time, please.
guys guys nine nine nine
he played a single game today bruh i played two games today
top frag in both of them thirty bomb and twenty bomb
one of us two one of me rush shh
guys guys like
do we keep going until reaction open i really want to do that
imagine you hear the gold sound and then we reveal
that's not a gold and then we reveal it oh my gosh
wait
Don't wait.
Four trapeze with a 10 bucks, thank you.
That's one terminal package, I appreciate that.
Oh no, my brother, I got minimum access
with a very nice panel, I need your thoughts, my brother.
Congrats, I'm gonna get the same gloves.
We're gonna be gloves brothers.
One panel in your guide, bro.
Where's my terminals?
please 100 please work please work please work please work please work
oh my god
Please!
Yes!
Oh my gosh!
Last one, last one, last one.
Na na na na na na na.
Look, look, look.
I'm not addicted.
buying them right now for 908 they are addicted they are addicted purchase them for 908 i
am smart with money i only pay nine i only pay nine
and i wait for my packages to come towards me i'm not paying the premium
like somatic bro where my packages oh hell no please please please someone is
for nine someone is for nine or below someone is for nine or below now what
are these pyros I have to up my and Shazza
what
That's a steal!
Gold, gold, gold.
What was that?
Please, please, please!
No, bro, why?
What? I can click. What? What? What? What?
Aha!
Body tried to sneak in.
I'm going to open you.
I'm going to come for you.
Good, good, good.
I know there's a gold hide inside of you.
Good, good, good.
Shhh!
What is that?
Why are you covering the screen?
We're trying to hear what it is,
and then we're going to reveal it slowly.
What was that?
Because 0.99 max white.
0.99 max white, and it's an actual max white.
Shad as a collector and I have to accept this one. I'm not even joking
I'm taking this one. I'm taking this one. I'm not this addicted for golds. No, no, no, no
This is a fucking collector's item. Boom. We still have nine more. We still have nine more. We still have nine more
That's the coolest mp7 we've gotten so far
There we go. I didn't get baited Shad
Man, I should have not taken that come on
No, no, no, you're throwing what do you mean? We're not playing counters right now.
I mean, we are.
But I ain't done a touch.
Gold for gold. Please. Shht.
Come on, Shax.
Let's hear the gold, please. Let's hear the gold, please.
Oh, it doesn't even exist. Wait, wait.
Do not wait.
That's five blues already. I swear I just started opening this one.
Next next next next next next
No, it's just praying for the gold because once you get a gold button wait, oh don't wait don't wait
what if gold sounds the same as blue doesn't no that's not a gold that's a pink price
five dollars P90 steady steady well worn that's a deny or this is a it's
final offer I take that five sparrows please send me a five sparrows oh my
God yes
They been oh
Thought they're trying to stop me come on
shh shh shh shh shh shh shh
nah, that'd be bad
yo, yo, give us one gold, bro
let us edge one, wait
stuck in an infinite loop, stop
shh
what is that
Guys I don't think Bobby's gonna offer us a goal for 2.76.
F-TT-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T!
I could have swung, that's a fucking pink, at least.
What a Cajal type.
Oh no Cajal, don't start opening terminates.
That's all I can say.
Ted Cajal is the only streamer that I know.
That's actually opening Cajal stream.
We hit any goals yet
We had one pair of goods casual, but I didn't buy them yet. It's not the gloss that I want
But it's good ones. It's good ones. It's frosty ones
Brrr ice-cold in your happy birthday to you hot sister for casual. It's about the today's pushing for you now
Here we go
Love you casual. Come on wait wait wait
Trip attacks for blue are we taking the piss?
Next! Next! Wait!
No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not gonna get baited again. That's a pink. What?!
do you guys see the difference between blue pink and purple wait man no yes wait
wait that's last off already I just started opening this one a second ago
No
Where's the time going where the rerolls going where are they where are they?
Next next next next
Wait wait
We got our last gold on the second one wait a second. There's the second one
No, actual horror night.
Wait.
No.
Please one gold.
Please.
Wait.
What?
I just started opening this one a second ago.
Huh?
Hey, I'm not losing my mind. Wait, wait, wait. What is that? Please be triple digits.
That's perp-tripp-trippeted.
Yo.
How do you guys hear that?
Wait!
Okay.
Oh my god. Sally stop, I know what I'm doing.
Gold, gold, gold.
Wait!
Oh my gosh.
Already this one is done?
That's five spin?
What?
deny next next next next faster faster please please wild animations so long
please
yo one gold and out I'm done if it's a full blue one only blue I'm gonna crash
Okay. Please. Why did that sound different?
Check. That sounded different than the last blues.
Call me absolutely nuts. I'm not hearing things right?
This one is Stetrax because Stetrax sounds different.
I knew it! I knew it!
I'm gonna be done with terminus in like less than 20 wait wait
I
Just want to edge one gold wait
Wait
What was that
You know that means you know that means
Nothing. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Nine! It's not possible. It's not possible.
Only two left. Did not buy ten.
Huh?
What is that?
Please be triple digits. Please be triple digits. Please be triple digits.
Fast. P250. Wait!
Chat. The gold that we got today and the first gold that we've gotten in the last 1,000 re-rolls
was one spin after the pink, one deny after the pink.
This is a setup and I'm ready to step into the setup.
Bobby I'm denying and you're going to give me the gold 3, 2, 1.
Fast!
Maybe sound glitch? Okay.
Maybe number one lowest? Okay.
Maybe on the... maybe it's delayed.
Not delayed.
Maybe the delay is a delay!
Wait!
Maybe the delay is a delay...
What is that?
I gotta buy this one.
I got about this one 15 cents. That's such a steal
That is a stehe
Last one
Shut the fuck up you fucking bitch
Do we make a pact of this being the last one?
No more no more after this yay or nay or one last one 100 one last one 100
Sally chill Sally this is all I know what I'm doing bro. There's gonna be some crazy gloves in this one bro on the next
Okay, hey if this is only blues then one last 100 but then we're done done done after those 100 deal or no deal
If it's only blues in this way, wait wait wait wait
Let me just let me see let's discuss afterwards hold up what are we discussing
Let's discuss afterwards, hold on a second.
Wait a second, wait a second.
That's a blow.
One gold, one gold!
That's this, yeah!
Maybe only blue's location
Yeah, bro, this YouTube don't know bro, do you want to be the first person to edge
gold or not?
Stop bro, stop.
Yes, I do.
Wait, it was only blue's guys, this is the last one though.
This is the last one.
This is the last.
I don't think this one will go through.
I hope this one won't go through.
I don't think it will go through and I hope it...
I got bad news.
All good news depending on what you want.
Oh no.
I tried a hundred.
Let me try again, 100, maybe right now, maybe right now.
Let me try 50, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
I
Sadly yo, yo, bro. I can't I can't smile because face of me
Oh
BOOM
Leaked face stop guys after this were literally cooked
After this will literally this is the this is I think
After this it's gonna be done
Oh
Five terminals
Oh
Guys gold
What is that?
Please tribute is tribute
Yo, yo, yo, I'm not but I'm hearing things. I'm not even joking. Come on wait wait
Yo, let us hear the goal, please!
Wait, wait.
Nine, nine, nine.
Bobby?
Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.
That is, I think, all purple.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Wait, that's the last one already. I just started opening this one.
What?
Deny.
No!
Deny by 5, 5, 34.
I'm joking.
Wait, wait, wait.
Nigh.
Wait!
Do not wait.
Wait!
Don't wait.
actually wait actually don't wait Sally this one right here Sally
me man and a man and a someone in the 10 is not believing right now someone in
the 10 is not believing right now stop stopping believing me stop me start
Believing
Wait
No, yes
Stedrack
VAS!
Never ever...
heard?
I, zombie, so happy after steam, accept a degenerate 8 transaction love from the Netherlands.
Pink, pink, pink.
PINK, PINK, PINK!
Oh, hell no mud.
Yo, don't ever say that, please.
Gold, gold, gold.
Wait!
Wait a second! Wait! Don't wait. Don't wait. Oh my gosh. I don't want to see you at
straight ups. Bro! We need to atch one gold bro.
Wait, wait!
They all sound the same!
No.
But this one doesn't.
This one sounds different, I know it!
Wait!
Steat Shrike.
Okay.
Come on, wait, wait, wait!
What is that?
Triple digits, please. Triple, triple, triple, FAST!
That's pink.
P250, please be factory new, please be factory new.
I knew it. That's a deny. It will give us a hold after this. I know it. I know it.
This is a setup and I'm stepping into the setup. Please!
I feel like I haven't figured out by low care don't I'm so close to last one did not buy
5 5
Wait wait wait
No, no, no, no
Come on good good good, please
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where is it? Where is it right here? Right here?
Wait.
You have the song.
Wait.
You have the song.
Wait.
Yo, I'm done guys. I can't do this anymore. I can't do this anymore
Guys guys
Yo, no, no, no, no, no guys wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Maybe the limit reset in the last five minutes wait wait wait, I'm trying a hundred. I'm trying a hundred. I'm trying a hundred
I'm trying a hundred three to one
no 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 what houses loud houses loud how is this possible
why is 50 working again wait I can't smile with it
X5!
Yo, chat no!
This is, this, why is X5 working again?
This is not good.
These are the last ones.
These are the last!
No, no, no, save with me.
These are the last ones!
These are the last ones.
Save with me.
Sally, save with me.
Only 5.
Wait, unless I am Nappé a little bit.
Then it's 6.
sand lesson we can do six. Oh my god!
Did you guys see that? On the dot! Look at our steam balance and don't say
where. Look at our steam balance and don't say where. We are... what? Because one is
still going through. But after one goes three we were completely drained. It
It will say zero.
You know what that means.
Game and T is your balance of zero
and he puts good gloves into your case.
Right now, boom!
Maybe I forgot what it sounds like.
Maybe it's a...
No.
Mm-mm.
What is that?
Trimidigits?
What?
Wait!
Don't wait.
Brrrrrr!
Why double text!
That's already the first case down. What!
I just got started!
D9
D9, D9, D9, D9, D9, D9, D9, D9! Next, next, next!
Wait.
Shht.
Hold up.
You guys chill chill wait
Right now check after some actually done like actually wait
Red red red
After this I'm literally done. I'm not joking bro. I am not
Am I near I mean I think I'm not joking. I think I'm not joking. I think I'm not joking bro. I
Think I am not joking bro
Come on one gold one gold
That's other gold even real am I crazy
Am I crazy
What is that?
Triple digits.
What?
Why does it sound like a gold?
Wait.
Wait!
What is that?
Triple digits.
Triple digits, please!
Why what?
Why does it sound like a gold?
I swear they all sound different.
I swear they all sound different. Wait, WAIT!
What is this Sally?
It's time to stop!
Time to stop wasting time!
No, it wasn't blue.
Come on, next, next, next, next, next, next!
Gold, gold, gold. Please.
Please.
So if I didn't get that clip, we could have already went on to the next one.
Wait, wait!
Shht!
What is that?!
Trooper digits?
That's a good sign, though.
First we will deal.
You know what that means.
Wait a second.
Good.
Wait!
Do not.
Wait.
Do not.
This is a gold.
This is not a gold.
Wait!
Was that five blues?
Is this a joke?
Have you tried to stop gambling just to...
Yo, yo, yo, guys, hello, what are we linking?
What are we linking what are we linking what a this is not gambling gambling is illegal in the Netherlands?
Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm making the leader in the Netherlands. How am I allowed to do this if this is gambling? Hello?
This is clearly not shh wait
9
Guys you see what I'm doing. I'm overreacting. I'm acting like an addict
So the Netherlands bands this shit as well. I'm playing chess valve. I'm playing chess while you are playing checkers
Get cooked go to go to
Come on. I do it for humanity
Please!
Give us the gold, give us the gold now.
Now, now!
Cloudrakes, please!
It's not my last one, right?
Wait!
Last off already.
That wasn't my last one.
Where'd I have 9 euros a long steam?
Oh my god, I almost got caught slipping.
What?
Success, but I didn't get it.
How's that a success?
Where's the success?
Where's my case?
What do you mean success?
Success!
Did I get fucking scammed?
Where's my bio-run that I can deny when I actually got scammed?
Yo, that means I have to deposit more, right?
Because I...
I should have opened one more if I didn't glitch out.
Guys, it's not gonna let me do 100, right?
No!
It's not gonna let me do 50 now.
It's not gonna let me do 50.
Yo, this is the last time. This is the last time.
What? And actually, won't let me do 50, oh, nine.
25, 25, 25, 25.
What?
I'm not joking. I tried 25, I got denied. 10, 10.
We're desperate. That's literally one death-end terminal.
What?
Boy, I said maybe GG.
It may be GG
But there's still 10 euros in my balance how do I get this last this last one
Where's my bowler
Is it glitched
Please, Gaben, I need this!
Hey!
Am I glitched?
That's not going to my Altecout, no.
That's a line I won't cross, actually.
Am I glitched? Bro, they are trying to hide the gold from us. I know it's in there.
What did I hit the spending limit?
Oh, what's down time I don't know.
Trailer.
Oh, hell no.
It's actually chopped, huh?
Does it look like this when you hit the limit, guys?
I never hit the limit before.
I'm not that type of person, so I wouldn't know.
Is this what it looks like, guys?
Let me try on the browser.
Maybe the Bowser can save us.
Girls, doodum doodum.
I think it's the limit.
Guys, do I do 24 hours stream?
We wait a little bit.
Sh**.
I think it's cooked.
Boys and girls, we gave it a try, but, hey, one pair of gloves, and it's ones that
I don't like that much I don't know bro let's see where are they where are they
is it here show me the gloves wait what would it have sounded like that's a
pink I want to see what it would have sounded like listen to the shit just
want to go with the sound like wait
Yeah, that's a pink. Oh my god. I know my shape is it this one
Holy aura and then imagine edging that bro boom you see 200 years and then boom, but this is only a glock
Shish, but it sounds the same as the gold I think. Congrats. Yo, bro, this is the time
when I already opened chat. I just didn't buy the skin yet. Stop saying congrats,
bro. Right? Gold in this one maybe? No, that's a pink. Where's the gold? That'll be this one. Congrats,
stop that's only 50 that's also just a gold a look well when did I open the
before after the look I don't know which
time and it is guys
someone know
how many rats to have pending how many
are open today first have like a thousand
pending and fucking rats and pinks and
fucking good that's the gold don't tell me I said you planted about actually crash
out that's way it can only be one of these in my check wait wait wait this is a
This is a rag.
This, this one.
What?
Wait, how many rats did I get?
Wait, wait, wait.
How many are we open today?
This is the one.
What the fuck is that?
So none at the bottom anymore.
these four. This one already checked I think.
Is that another? It's got to be this one.
80. One of these two.
Guys, we unboxed the gold today, right?
Got to be this one.
Heeeey!
These are the last three in my inventory!
Oh my f**king god.
Imagine, just imagine, imagine we would open this right now.
Just imagine we would open this right now.
Like with the hatch way.
Boom.
And then shh shh shh.
With the jingle at the end bro.
With the jingle at the end.
And then we check the price.
Boom.
320 bro, and you know, okay, that's not gonna be a red unless fact you knew
You slide from the top. Is the top edge the best and chat we gotta be prepared for tomorrow. I
Didn't say tomorrow we gotta be prepared for the next time
Spotcloths is insta says it so we want to edge it a different way
question is how
It's from the bottom the best me it says frosty insta has to be from the right
Check this out, so it would go like this, boom, you would see the skin, oof, and then
the color edge.
Oh, baby!
Chad, I think these are frosties.
Oh my god, that's one of the goats.
Chad, wow, wow, nah.
I really want to get one like that.
Haha, oh, chat.
That's it. That's it. Don't open these fucking things. Um, again
these next
couple of days is the last time where I will open shit like this
why because I
Spend it earlier today. I don't like the system of these terminals and I know it it sounds really weird right now saying this
But right now skins are still profitable if you get gloves it is still
You get W money or whatever, but it will turn really really shameless once they ask
$500 for $550 which will happen. It happened to the last term and it will happen to this term.
So yeah and at that point like right now it is already terrible it's already shameless it's
already this that and cases are always bad right and these are like cases but this is worse than
cases from like this is worse than cases when it comes to how they like about what
it is this is this is case this is cases on correct when it comes to
shamelessness boys I will see our all tomorrow tomorrow we have tomorrow it's
not going to just be terminals maybe no terminus at all for sure some terminals
in the evening but not a lot why because our steam is going to be
limited again but Falcons vs Navi is the game that I will watch tomorrow an
an absolute fucking nuclear banger
uh... a must-watch for everybody
literally moniesia nicoa against fucking navi bro
uh... so yeah
this is a time of which i will go to by the way no more home pixel
uh... what about them
i am coming inside of you
for the playoffs
that's going to be a i'm excited for that
uh... so yeah boys i'll see y'all
uh... tomorrow
i'll see you tomorrow tomorrow maybe late tomorrow maybe late already feel
hello friday and i'll look at life um but yeah i hope you enjoyed the stream um don't open these
fucking things don't get scammed by fucking gaben bro um let me click the buttons and um uh yeah
hey am i fucking cringy for caring about this original owner certificate bro arrow hyped it up
for me today i didn't even care that much about it before he like hyped it up oh no now
now my brain really wants to unbox my favorite gloves with the certificate that is fucking oh
Oh my god, I'm so cringe.
We are, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my, I can't, I can't be that type of guy.
Oh hell no.
Boys, I'll see y'all, I'll see y'all.
Enjoy your night, evening, morning, wherever you are.
Stay awesome.
And yeah, jokes aside, everything aside.
Like, don't open this shit.
Oh hell no.
Or at least like, don't spend your money on it.
If you get one dropped, check it out.
Or sell it and buy a nice play skin, literally.
You will be much better off if you just buy your
play skin directly instead of trying to get the
play skin through this fucking bullshit.
the same as cases it will be the same as cases right now you probably still get
fucked like you get 80% back maybe roughly it will go down to fucking 60%
and you're not the guy that's gonna fucking break thoughts all right there's
people who fucking what went the lives of a shit like this when it comes to
gambling addiction and stuff you are not that guy bro you're not that guy
who's gonna break the fucking notes none of us are so I'll see you guys
Bye bye bye bye love you guys so much
See y'all tomorrow
For some e-sports for some e-sports and ring went. I don't know. I don't know
All right, bye bye bye love you guys bye horror game fuck should we have just hopped into the horror game?
I think we should have all my fucking god
Bro
horror game would have been a vibe
No gold, bro
9 horror game could have been a lot
But yeah, or I'm excited for a stream that we're doing soon, bro.
I'm gonna steal an idea from somebody on YouTube who made a banger video, where he put like
80 different horror mods of Minecraft into one mod pack.
And so yeah, I'm gonna try to complete the game Slade and the Dragon with Fury, Moxie,
and Cajal may also be down to join.
I think he already said yeah, if we can find the time.
So yeah, that's gonna be nice.
Boys, I'll see you guys.
I'm trying to get like a server guy right now because my guys are busy
But I think Poland got it. I think Poland got it. He said if it's simple, I can do it. So yeah boys
I'll see you guys
quote of the day
Great that you asked um, I actually have a quote said this quote
Bro, this quote is why I kept depositing today by the way
So this is a quote that should go inside of your brain and outside of your brain, bro. The quote goes
The one