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Hello, yo was good chat
Yo was good chat
How are we doing on this beautiful fucking day today? It is the best day of the week it is Sunday
Well well well
Yo, I'm fried
frozen cams about about
Coffee is ready where it's Jinxy yo Jinxy Jinxy
Are you here to curse my cases bruh?
Are you here to curse my cases?
Really bro? Come on man
Jinxie love you, bro. Hope you're doing well. All right. Listen listen chap
Today
Today we have a problem, bro. We have a problem. I think we have a problem. I
Bought yesterday. I sold some shit. I yesterday. I sold some shit on my off day. Hey, I'm a busy bee
I'm a busy bee. There are no off days. There are no off days your Jinxie check this out check this out
the things that feel nice in the moment they're bad long-term the things that
feel bad in the moment that's for the future you're working you know what I'm
that's it I check this out we have some steam balance but the problem is Lord
Gabe and put it into pending bro why the fuck is the shit in pending bro oh
hell no I swore to myself that I wouldn't deposit like a maniac anymore
from my bank account but today we may have to pause it from my bank account
like a maniac maybe just I think just today I listen bro listen listen I
already bought some fucking terminals with my remaining balance because I'm
trying to get ahead of the cycle of the 2000 limit I'm trying to get ahead of
that cycle I'm super clever check this out where my terminals here I already
bought some but I don't have many I don't have enough I don't have enough
We need way more, bro. I'm trying to get some fucking good-ass gloves, bro
My hands are freezing today. They've been give me some power of gloves. Please bro. Please, bro. I need him
I need him. I need him. I need him listen, bro. We're not just gonna brain rot open cases today though. Yeah
Sally wouldn't like that Sally would stop moderating for me so
Today as well. I saw my friend Dima was doing a challenge. There's a workshop map called prop hunt a
A thing that a lot of people have always requested and now there's actually somebody who did a great fucking workshop map
And the mod is working insane. I already told my deaf to boot up a server with that. So today we're going to do a prop hunt as well
Prop hunt it looks magnificent. It looks magnificent chat. It is crazy what people can do and see us too when it comes to morning
Bro, I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. Absolutely crazy
Um, what's it's not like what's this not the title for students again? Yeah, bro. I just recycled my my shit, bro
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not the most creative person, bro. What is this? Oh
God, did you see go in yesterday?
Let me put my coffee down for this one. Let me put my coffee down for this one. Did you see go in again yesterday?
Let me see
Oh, jeepers. It's not about click-axe. I don't know why I'm about
Why is the shirt half green? It's not about how many times what the fuck get knocked down
Now, it's about how many times you get on your feet.
Ah! Ah!
Oh, shit, bro.
What are we talking?
That's...
Field testing.
It's not very colorful.
I've never even heard of this.
Yeah, because we don't talk about trash, bro.
Shyset.
How is this like so fucking terrible?
Ever give up.
Cheers, by the way, I need this coffee badly chat. I'm completely maximum fried today, bro
I'm completely maximum Friday. Let me start the YouTube today step-by-step. Okay. Is it okay from Friday today type 1 if not type 2
If not type 2 every time when I take a day off, bro
I come back even more frightened than the day before I'm not gonna lie, bro
I'm not gonna lie. I'll expand in a second. Why let me go live on YouTube first
By the way, the call went great who was there the last time we had to stop the fucking terminal openings because I actually had an
appointment for once in my life
Was a great call. Mmm. Why is my cam off Zunk? Let me do it like this boom, okay?
Here boom
Okay
YouTube, please go live. Is he watching the games today nine?
nine I
Don't want to burn. I don't want to watch some games that that are not really that that don't really excite me today
You know what I mean? I only want to watch when it's when it's cinema. Does that make sense?
I would rather do my own thing today. You know
Way rather way rather. We're gonna be in the arena on Friday boys. We're gonna be in the arena this Friday
Yo, can I do home pixel? Oh my god. I already locked it, but I'm not gonna library. Okay. I want to stay home
It's a crazy
Like it's a bro. Well, like bro. I finally feel like I've arrived, you know, we finally have a decent schedule going bro
I'm scared that the arena will fuck me in the ass again, bro
I'm scared that the drill I will come to me like yo yo
Boom I have covered GG not gone for one week. Should I say guys, please bro, please only fistbump said in Rotterdam
I'm right. No kisses. No hugs, bro. All right. This this this tournament. We got a chill
YouTube I'll be life. Yeah, you know, yeah, you know
Then you would have an excuse to not stream bro. I don't look for excuses to not stream
I look for I look for I look I look forward to every single stream every single day
Only pixel, please case addict is losing again more at 4p. Yo, bro. I'm not addicted, bro
One case at the side of the stream disturbance all the stream will go use x-ray scanner, but I'm gonna bring butter bank
I'm from the Netherlands to set
I'm not even gonna buy that shit are what happened to our ring bro. I played night rain yesterday
What happened to fucking night rain they released it they released a bummer's update. No
That map is fucking trash, the new map.
Looking, whoa, looking glorious today, wait, really?
Yo, I feel completely fried today, listen to me Chad.
Yesterday I took it, yesterday I wasn't live, right?
Yesterday I took a day off, bro.
So listen, bro, listen.
I wanted to water fast all day
because I did a water fast one time for four days
and it absolutely cured my sugar addiction,
everything like it's nice.
And I didn't eat until 5 p.m.
and then I was like, okay, hell no, bro,
like I can't do this, bro.
I need something nice, I need like a pizza or something.
So then I hopped, then I hopped to Aldi.
I took a walk to Aldi, bro.
Tanned some vitamin D, but a wing, but a bang.
Loki was kind of cold.
Took a walk to Aldi.
And guys, let me tell you,
type one if you know what I mean, bro.
Don't go grocery shopping
when you're fucking hungry or have cravings.
Joe, I literally did a grocery shopping
for fucking 100 euros.
I'm not joking.
And you know what that means.
At Aldi, there was literally two bags.
I was walking home with two bags, bro.
And it was filled with fucking,
whoa, I bought like a pudding, like a chocolate pudding.
I bought like a,
I bought a les chemophilées, the Germans will know.
Homemade with a crispy top.
Yo, I bought, I bought, what else, wait,
what else did I eat on my, bro?
I feel completely fried today, bro.
I had a, not a sore throat, but how do you call it?
Acid reflex at night,
because I was eating so much trash.
I bought Doritos, the cool Doritos,
the bluebacks, oh my god, nice and sweet.
No, no, no, nice and sour.
Type one if you know what I mean, you guys.
I'm completely cooked today.
I went from clean eating like the past week, two weeks,
bro, and yesterday completely destroyed me, bro.
I'm not even joking.
Furious wait soon.
But the thing is I didn't eat until 5 p.m.
So low key, I only ate normal during that day, right?
It was only one bag of Dorito.
Guys, I'm completely chopped today.
I'm completely drunk that fucking acid reflux kept me awake bro. GG. All right
Lie on your left side while sleeping to stop acid reflux. Huh? Is that a thing? Absolutely not on the left side
How do I sleep I always sleep on the side am I the only one said I always need something between my legs
I always put like a pillow between my legs or like a or like one of those sausage pillows
You know what I mean
It like I don't know. I like or like a second there blanket if I'm at a hotel, you know, like you gotta have something
But once another no, I'd listen bro listen listen I kind of my legs touching breath. I hear me out here
Me out so true. Yeah, I'm telling you bro. You fuck the pillow. No, I don't
Maybe during sweet dreams. No, even even then no chill, bro. Listen chat. Listen. I
Have a question to all the addicts in the chat
Will I be able to deposit while having 900 in pending balance? Yeah, you're okay. I
Should be right. I can just deposit a hundred by that terminals deposit a hundred by that terminals, right?
Yay, okay. W. By the way, look at this. I'm being super clever with my money
I don't waste money around it may look like I am because I keep opening these fucking
Terminals and I'm down like five thousand but look at this bro
I saved some money today and that's why I can do shit like this because I use it wisely look I
I didn't just buy that time terminals for market price. No, no, no, I put up a buy order
Overnight knowing that I will open them today
So I got them at a hella discount. Look I got them for fucking eight euros. There's so much they cost on the steam market right now
Look eight euros eight or eight seven ninety eight euros eight euros
I bought like fucking 40 of them for eight euros, bro. Look at this and then nine euros right now
Holy fuck, bro. I'm telling you bro. We can open a lot of them extra just because just because I thought I had bro
Just because I thought I had WL in the chat, bro
Plus five dollars. It's got to be more than five. All right. Um, I
Thought I thought I was a little more profit. Not gonna lie. You need help
Yeah, I need help from fucking Bobby to put some fucking gold to my fucking terminal check this out
Bobby, first fucking terminal of the day. Speak to me. Speak to me. We start off with the purple, that ain't bad.
By the way, I'm mad at you guys. I'm actually mad at you guys. How do we have thousands of Counter-Strike players watching our stream every single time I get annoyed?
Listen listen to the sound in the back
Do you hear that?
You hear that right? I'll try to make it louder for you. It'd be just be just so you can't fake it, bro
Can you bump? Can you hear that? Yes or no, bro?
Fucking game, but I think but bang three two one
And you hear that fucking white noise of counter strike
It starts to in the back careful loud. Ah
It's the
I was complaining about this. Always.
Let me turn this game down again. Wait.
Boom.
I was always complaining about this.
Since when?
No, I'm putting the game back on just so you learn.
Just so you fucking learn. Boom.
Now you can hear it, right? Boom.
But shh.
Careful, it's gonna get loud.
Chat.
Change background?
Nine.
Most of them have a background noise.
How did no one ever tell me?
Tell me.
Settings.
Search.
Main menu ambience volume you can literally check this out
How did no one ever tell me that
check
Are we being badass right now, bro?
Every single day I'm mad at this go from volume zero to volume one. How did no one ever tell me that bro?
I saw it yesterday by by randomness, bro. Did you know about this yay or nature? Did you know about the setting yay or nay?
Bro, it's amazing. Yeah, bro. I wish I wish I I wish I knew I wish I knew about it earlier
Oh
Come on man. Yes. Yeah, bro. So you knew about it, but he didn't tell me alright, bro. What is this? What is this?
Let me see. What am I looking at here?
What just happened on RSCS's stream today? It will go down and counter strike history. He watches T
Zubow
Honestly with more noise
To that's 10 times around Zubow
That's a sapphire wait could that be a sapphire. Hey Zeus
Hey, so
416 is what we're looking for
Top left has to be the most goaded crack while opening cases ever bro because arrow is one of the few people who's actually getting excited for you
Bro, it's not a clip farm where he gets excited for his friend Jesus opening a fucking sapphire
He he actually enjoys cocking cases, bro. This is the fucking gopro. I'm telling you
There's a lot of jealousy in this in this industry of in the cock business of cases, right?
Some people they go like nice nice, and then they look at the cam like this and they're mad
Arrow none of that
I mean, I put a lot of the game.
Is that a fucking-
Was that a show?
Oh my god!
What?
Black Pearl Sapphire Emerald Ruby?
How many-
How many trade-ups did they do?
One million?
What?
There's no way!
I don't know if I don't buy it!
I can't-
There's no way!
How is this real?
What is the way?
I glitch.
What? No! No!
What?
A black pearl into a sapphire into
into an M9 amaryllis
into a Talon ruby.
Meanwhile Jinx he got four fucking bright waters in a row.
What the fuck?
How many trade-ups was this bro?
Jinx, cc, they're profitable. The trade-ups are profitable and counter-strike
15k and that
How many trade-ups did they do Roma?
20 trade-ups?
That's errrrrrr
By the way chat I have two different chats now which one should we keep?
This is chat number one. This is chat number one. Look at it.
Chat number one. Type your messages. Chat number one versus
Chat number two. Chat number two. Chat number two. One or two. One or two. This is two.
This is one. This is two.
Wow. You cook Roma. W.
Check W because the last one also doesn't have a shadow right when there's a white background
You just can't see the messages W. Roman the chat who sent me the link to that W. Roman in the chat guys
All right, let me delete the old one bro, so we never see that shitty gamber
All right, boom. Let's go now excited. All right. Here we go. Yeah, oh wait
Roma is there a way to blacklist words in that or no
Well, let me text my yo-yo-yo using your
Okay
All right, here we go here we go chat. Do we go straight in or is there any other clips? Is there any other clips?
What is this
You know bring back the world where you bought you open your your case and you're happy what you get
it but when I was younger I played CSGO when it came out I opened the skin I got a blue laminate
I'm like wow I like this I'm gonna use this stop like that's the point opening a case is that
you get the idea you like it how is that these just get the clock clock now
Glocko clubs
I think that's just growing up though. No, I think that's just growing up though
It's like opening a Pokemon pack when you're fucking young you get something shiny you it's the favorite kind of you like oh my god
Nowadays you check the fucking market. You check cock market. You see it's three cents. You're like, uh gone you put in the trash
No, it's just it's just
That's just part of growing up, huh?
Being clueless is nice guys being clueless is nice
That's why I don't enjoy life sometimes because I feel like I figure everything out immediately, bro
like it's nicer when your clue is a little bit guys it's way nicer
what is this dr d what is he doing he's here
hey
i don't know what i should say that's why he messaged me
can i say this i have to a friend of mine this is not dr donald
guys a friend of mine asked me yo can you can you set off cases
from the tax
let on a pixel co-champ
what is it
again
dot i'm getting fucked in the ass i don't set off
cases of the tax
like because it's i don't know like if i i don't know it's it's it's i don't know
bro played so much make that he can't even aim wall
I don't think I can even do it if I'm from the Netherlands, or...
He encouraged me like, with what cases are gonna be bought.
But that's about it.
I mean, low-
Yo, this guy.
Loki doesn't matter anymore, or because my prime is over when it comes to cases, bro.
Oh, if I did it back in the day, though, GG.
GG.
Could've saved a lot.
Uh, what is this?
Let me see.
Yo!
Oni!
Ha!
Be brah!
Yo, y'all sent a clip to Oni.
Um, yo Oni, I would like to invite you, you know, I just, I know they just banned cases in Germany and shit, you know what I'm saying?
Where are you from, Germany, right?
Yeah, I think it's from Germany, right?
I think there's banned cases in Germany and shit, you know what I'm saying?
So if you want to come on stream, you know, open some cases and shit.
Yo, I love how people are looking for loopholes for me to open cases.
I'll be down.
I'm about to open $10,000 worth of cases on March 25th.
OK?
March 25th?
That's in three days.
We're going to America!
Bro, bro, I can't.
Hey, does he think I have a PJ and like a quick PJ?
Like what?
What?
Ha ha ha!
Hey!
Um, I get it.
Un, un, what's it called?
Un, what is that's it called?
Hey, I'm Ben or not I'm Ben unmarked. What's the car cuz I supposed oh, oh
Dang W Bruce, but I know what he's yapping about. I'm not gonna lie
But best of luck in that opening
No shot. I'm going to America for some cases, bro. No fucking shot, bro. No shot. I can just hop by
But W Bruce, I appreciate the invite. I appreciate the invite
What is this what is this what is it bro? I wanted to pick him in the fucking Jinxie tournament, bro, bro
Why did I pick Dona first pick? No front against Dona!
Six kills. Six kills. As many kills as Aiden Ross.
Getting outfripped by a guy who's playing the game for the first time. Dona!
I first picked you thinking that you're gonna carry because you always trash talk me!
And then I top-fract.
Elf friend, bro. I should have picked Bruce first and then Dona last or second
Because I don't think like oh my god, bro
Bro W. Dona on the chat. I'm not mad at her, bro. I'm just mad at
Not picking Bruce. All right, what is this?
I sure would have wanted that
Oh
What am I looking at?
What are you doing?
Statrack mechatan heat pixel art in minecraft oh hell no.
Have you seen this one?
How does steamer have one bill?
Isn't one bill so much?
Chet, didn't I only have like a hundred mil?
One bill?
Only? What?
Wait, mood on the chat?
What does mood are saying?
Fucking mooder.
Bro, what is this? Did you get your gold yet?
No, I did not, bro. No, I did not.
By the way, not subbed.
Never reading one message of this guy again.
Ah, what else?
Wind Trader, by the way, I checked.
This guy is a Wind Trader, by the way.
I would have never mentioned if there was a fucking sub patch next to his name.
Ah, let's see.
Guys, I want to start with the radar, bro.
Let's start with the radar real quick, alright?
Boom.
Fucking breaking $1,000 worth of cameras every month,
but not subbing up to friends.
Okay.
I see your priorities.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
Mark Zimmerman will remember that.
GF made a weapon case 2 for my B-Day.
What?
Is that a cake?
Is that cake or is that real?
It looks like frosting.
I don't think it is a cake. Why would the cake be on the bed?
Cake or fake?
Yo, that is sick though. That is sick though.
Did she put a gold inside?
Nah...
GF... Bro!
Like, look at this shit.
They just created out of thin air like for your happiness. Oh my god
How do you fight like how did how did you meet that person? Look at this shit? That is fucking sick a case
I would open it in a split second. I decided not to worry about it anymore
I don't want the headache or the risk or trying to sell these the system sucks
1.7 K
He declined factory new gloves
Because Bobby is asking for 1.7 K boys and girls. Did he fuck up? Yes or no?
I don't know actually buy it for him. Hell no
That's probably gonna be a business Pete like that's gonna be Chinese people opening these and then they offer other people to buy it
For like in for a higher price. I can already see it
Like it's like you get you get money just by talking to Bobby all day and you try to hunt factory noob loves for the collectors
Why not watching blast Tony because I'm going to blast on Friday, bro
I don't want to watch some mid-ass game today. Sorry
Um chat. How fun was it the last stream with jail, bro? I had a blast, bro
I'm not even joking. I had a blast spell blast
Bro, yeah, there's a vibe rise for WJL in the chat pick this up in a competitive
But I was a lot of right pick this up in a competitive game earlier
Who would have won that IQ test bro and be honest shed and be honest
hmm it was awful brosie bow bro yeah watch not one soul saying owner guys
do you actually think I'm stupid do you actually think I'm stupid bro what
why
Huh?
Muda why did it do for turkey VPN?
No way he just gifted a hundred a hundred
Huh
Yo, hearts in the check for mood up, bro hearts in the fucking chat bro
I appreciate that a lot bro a lot a lot
bro but you did not have to do that you did not have to do that what the fuck
so I know that this is a lot to him like bro like he lives in an apartment right
now where his landlord is opening up for fucking visits bro like while he's
streaming there's people just visiting the crib because the landlord is trying
to like give it to another guy bro hell no your mood are you changed my
life you're not done on a shell shell shell shell you are you are there
because you're a fucking because you're funny and because you you fucking
stay true to yourself bro hearts in the check for mutha guys heart to
You did not have to do that. I swear you did not have to do that. What the fuck? Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro
Now I'm happy that I met you, bro. Yeah, you're fucking doubly, bro. I swear
House and chef a happy that I met him plus 100 gifts. Hey, hey, W invest W invest
Thank you, Mooda for a for it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
What else damn bro my new combo my latest combo, I thought I love vice sees
Uh plus p2 butterfly, but I think it goes hard North Macedonia combo
Check we have to do a knife knife glove combo stream we have to um
Bro we have the fucking lines on these gloves and then we have the tiger strike lines on the fucking butterfly
You're mr. Echo see thank you for the five gifts it as well, bro
That's in the chat man. That's in the chat box bro. In the new chat box. W. Thank you bro. Thank you as well.
And again, Muda. You did not have to do that, but I appreciate it fucking big time bro.
Only wish you the best, best, best, best. Yeah, very, very sexy. Chat.
If today we get limited off the terminals, we're going to do knife, glove, combos as well, okay?
Deal or no deal. What the fuck? Mr. Yep with 10 as well.
Guys this will go towards, this will go towards deadhand terminals, I'm not even joking.
Hearts in the chat to everybody bro.
Check this out bro, check this out.
Because I have balance pending right now.
I will have to actually deposit again from my bank account.
So this will all go towards deadhand terminals bro, towards the deadhand terminal foundation.
W's in the chat bro.
W's in the chat, it will go towards a great cause.
Okay, to Bobby.
Did I cook with this combo?
Kara.plup1 Violet Beatworks.
picked up a Kara Doppler face one and I'm looking for a solid combo. I prefer the
Blackpawl combo. Call me absolutely nuts. My butterfly with these gloves gets me
fucking horny guys. Check this out. By the way that there was a guy who messaged
me. I'll show you in a second. Wait wait wait wait wait let me join the server
chat. Let me show you a creamed deluxe combo bro. A creamed deluxe
Combo
Suck suck suck
Fuck I didn't look at the chat boys. Do we do the knife glove combos? Yeah, I mean
If we have time
By the way, I played some games of Counter Strike yesterday off stream chat
I was playing Elmring off stream and Counter Strike off stream. Guess what? I won every single game, bro
Everyone's saying yay. Okay. I agree
I'm not kappa not kappa. I only played one game of Premiere though because I want to get my rank on stream
I'm two wins away now. I'm two wins away guys
Check this out
Check this out, bro. This is the combo that I really really want to get bro
Beatworks look at this bro
Three two one I am fucking coming. I'm not even joking guys
How fucking sexy is this well?
How fucking sexy is that?
Am I the only one
This actually gets me break up bro, and it works so well because finally my black pearl actually looks better
Than other ones because look this is a max blue black pearl. It's a glacier black pearl even the glaciers are not really a thing
valve please fix but on butterflies it kind of works like you see the blue
stripes it's not brown or anything so oh my this is this hell is this nice or
no am i tweaking that that shit like this is all I want in life right now I
want to unbox these gloves with fast owner certificate from the datant
terminal at all costs Sally don't type aware if it will take me 10,000
datant terminals it will take me 10,000 datant terminals please know
Dima got these gloves. Yes, Dima unboxed these. Chad, I have to unbox these myself
because look, you get this little symbol up there. Call me cringe please, call me
cringe. Because it is hella cringe. This is what Valve is aiming towards. That
collectors just hunt this fucking original owner certificate and I actually
want to do it. That is so disgusting isn't it? But imagine unboxing these
bro and then oh like I'm oh three days ago you hated it bro arrows retalked it
for me I'm not even joking L error on the chat bro L error on the chat without
error I wouldn't be addicted to that and terminals I'm not even joking all
right um by the way look at this now look at this now there was a guy who
DM me chat that heard that I want to get the violet beatdowns and check this
out here yo look what I just got you
wanted these right only fuck new in the
world boys and girls he got the gloves
of my dreams in fucking facturing new
offered 0.067 oh my god I didn't even see that 0.067 offered for 1.7k that is
it is that is disgustingly shameless from fucking valve by the way can we get
an L valve and that like how are they getting away with this how is the
community not on a fucking outrage right now a video game that is charging
their customers $1,700 for an in-game item how is this not making
headlines. Am I missing something? This is Valve charging you 1.7K for a skin. Before
it was on the steam market it was a user selling it for that price because supply and
demand. What are we talking about? Imagine you open Valorant and you see a knife offer
for one K what well this is absolutely disgusting what is this why do you say
fuck the terminance
YES! GLOBES!
WHAT?
1.2k
WHAT ARE YOU?
for the ball sack gloves 1.2k
Valve wants 1.2k
oh my gosh
how are people not pissed at this guys
how?
there should be new york times article
bro vile fucking charging customers
$2000 for their gloves
Customers $2,000 for their gloves and you already know that they will be asking 5k if they could it's just the steam market limit
Bro, they're probably right now looking into fucking laws like how can we get the limit up to 5k and charge fucking 5k for the fucking violet gloves?
Bro, I'm
Shook
Aurora's fury up this around slim by the pillar
Oh
What are those shots animalistic
Five bullets
Well, it's a go for Tom case or auto trying to keep himself slim. It wasn't okay one bullet
Okay, dude, he's had two bullets three bullets
doing what what are those shots and him by the pillar oh okay dude he's had
some oh what are those shots doing what are those shots what animalistic
another highlight show me more like that what I actually watched you at switch
You're doing tourneys
Yeah, yeah guys what has mood are got them into I've never checked the Jinxie stream bro and saw shit like this though
But because we can the Pinocchio sitting on the right bro he probably instigated the shit as well now
What the hell is going on, bro
Yo, yo yo, what am I looking at?
Wait
I think see all right. Yo, what was it on the front? Okay. Okay.
Check out those targeted ads. What's up my front page right now? What's on my front page? What's on my front page?
What's on my front page?
GTA 5 GTA 5
Blast what are done Dima ESL
Yep
Montana black
Wait, this looks gay now compared to has
Mali yo guys guys like a bro nah bro come on like this is this is boss no
bro like I don't really bro like stop stop all right listen listen listen
chat is it time to unbox a pair of gloves bro is it time to unbox a pair
of gloves. What is this. Mrs. Six and 12. Just want to put that up front. Let's see what
she has to say.
and if you're serious what what what's your claim if you actually have watched
in play and you play you would know that you cannot write stuff like this that
has to be rich way if that guy watched the Jinxie tournament you take a random
person from the street has never watched contest right before they would think that I get paid to
play the game and that it is your first day on that game donna we saw what happened at the
jinx tournament when it comes down no solo queue premiere nobody cares what premiere we were playing
for money a tournament I troll in my premiere games that's that's what you're comparing
comparing my troll games to your locked in games but if we compare locked in game versus
locked in game we see what happens bro she owns you young emoji what mate just
yet and this is oh my teammate just yet and this is oh my god it's back to the
2v2 the bomb I gotta go down this round is no longer guaranteed blitz has for
health what a match witness that's the kind of shot we replay before the
halftime break god damn it zaiwoo just so what the hell and blitz
Understandably care-combined Siwu is dead at least a little of a teammate does he have the new gloves as well?
What the fuck how does he have those?
Chad those are the new fake vice-gloss
How much should you pay?
I will is an animal with a shot like this. It's another
See nothing. Oh, I didn't see anything
thing that's the JW cash like that's the the simple flick in the secret bro he
plays like me what the fuck Zywu do we have the same parents or what
holy holy reaction time from my brother bro I what else um what else what
What else? What is this? What is this? Minecraft?
Wait, what is this?
Like...
Lockmops?
Computers? What else?
Ooh, Hot Top! Hot Top!
Hot Top!
That's actually nice.
It's Mario Vekul.
I don't mind that at all. Zulfur Cube. Ooh, Zulfur! Not bad, not bad. I love Minecraft, Chad.
Clap one if we should do a lot of shit in Minecraft soon. By the way, that thing is going to happen soon.
Trying to beat Minecraft with 100 Horamots. My programmer Poland is working on it right now.
WPoland in the chat, bro. Alright, let's see, let's see.
Mmm, that's gonna be nice. That's gonna be really really nice. I have to see when we do it though
Let me finish the red a real quick while we're at it while we're at it
W polska guru. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. He's also doing the fucking quick star about today for the
For the prop hunt without him. I wouldn't just be able to hop into something so W Poland for real
Pick this up in a competitive game earlier m4a for howl
I don't see it. What's special about this post guys?
It's just an M for Howl, no?
How does it have 200 upvotes? Is there a funny sticker combo?
I don't see it. It's just an M for Howl, no?
My new combo. We saw this. We saw this.
Operation Slop sticker concept.
My first ever CS2 sticker. What do you guys think?
looks like they're doing ying and yang what the fuck are my eyes looking at
this is the peak of my career fuck you you jinxed me
jinxed probably better than a lot of golds
My brain is already so shifted guys. I immediately was like oh my god fuck. It's fact you're new
Why because my hat is thinking that Bobby is gonna ask me for a thousand bucks. Oh, I was about to say oh
GG it's fucking you that's bad
I
Forgot that we didn't have to buy the skins in cases. I forgot about that. Okay. I'm back back back back back back back
Hell no
Wait you bow
Let me guess into a gold
One of the red
Guys I swear something is broken with the terminals can somebody link me a post that somebody posted yesterday about terminals again
There's people getting really really weird luck right now and not in terminal. Sorry in the armory package in these I
Saw another post
Where people were just spamming rats
How like where they open fucking AKB in the monster send me that post right now
So find it, please mods find it, please that was one post that was one post yesterday as well
What's this the falchion then we'll have $200 right? Let me cook and
Then you gotta play steam a fee you gotta pay steam a fee though
Yeah, but jinx you're gonna it's gonna be less because you got an undercut to get it so how does he have zero dollars exact on steam
That is another level of addiction though
He was probably like whipping out a calc which is short for calculator trying to like min max
Oh, I we can afford coma two case and then one coma one one Phoenix exactly zero on the top gg old
Don't tell him that he can just buy
like what I did
But he can just order
$10,000 worth of rats and then you can do like all the trade-offs that he wants in a week from then bro
Don't tell him that there's something outside of the steam market, bro. This guy is gonna be cooked. I'm not even joking
I'm not even joking. What else?
Mmm, I love this photo. Just want to stop sharing that shit, bro
Combo corny or horny combo corny or horny horny horny horny
What is this
Wait three years ago today I saw that shit guys today is a day for celebration
I don't know of the good kind though three years ago on the dot counter strike to
has been announced three years ago we were sitting I was sitting in my old
Department. Celebrating of Counter-Strike 2 being announced. The trailers got released.
We all remember they dropped like a bombshell.
Shout out to Uzbekistan. Three years ago today, Counter-Strike 2 was announced. Rate the current
state of the game from 0 through 10, as well as what you think is missing.
March 22nd, 2023 was that day, boys and girls. Look at your calendars right now.
right now March 22nd. This was me exactly three years ago. Remember, we came off a
Counter-Strike Global Offensive, which didn't really receive a lot of updates, right? But
a lot more than we're getting right now. I'm not going to lie. Check this out. What
I was saying. Call 5 Lazy one more time. Call 5 Lazy one more time. Call the Lazy
One more time, went updates, no updates, CSGO, ha ha ha.
Call them days in one more time, let's snaaap.
I was trying to defend Valve because I thought
that we got no updates in CSGO
because they were cooking up CS2 the whole time.
Developing a game like Counter-Strike 2 takes years
and I was thinking that all the developers
of Counter-Strike were busy on doing CS2
and that's why we didn't get any updates.
Well, what are we cooking right now?
What are we cooking right now?
Are we cooking counter strike 2 right now?
And then call them lazy one more time in three years right now?
What are we cooking right now?
Trying to maximise profits with terminals
asking $2,000 for gloves
from the user?
Are we all cooking deadlock right now?
What the fuck is happening, bro?
We got the magazine update.
We did, no one asked for that.
Give us anti-cheat or something give us give us
You saw how fun it is dangerous on with proximity chat you see the potential you see the potential you know the potential
Oh my program I made proximity chat in a fucking week. He coded that shit. You can go yo just put it in the game
We have less modes we have a lot more options to spend our money now GG where did my shit go?
oh my oh my guys I remember it like it was yesterday I couldn't believe my
fucking eyes I'm not even joking
responses to my counter-strike
what? 51 seconds ago this is the rawest reaction we'll ever get out of me
you see how my first thing look instantly I'm seeing this and I scroll
down to see is it official valve or no am I getting trolled
what guys it's happening guys why is nobody answering oh my it's out
moving take great leveling the word guys I'm not watching this I'm not
watching this I'm not watching this
It is happening right as we speak. Oh my fucking god. Oh my fucking god. Oh my fucking god ex the party. Did you know about this?
Responsive
Listen to arrow, bro. He didn't know what he was looking at responsive smoke
Responsive
Bro no, oh my gosh, bro. This was code red. This was cause red code red, bro
She to us and tell no way I'm watching that shit
Brother brother look at these trailers chat. I could cry when I see these. I'm not even joking, bro
The music reminds me of happiness, bro
Fucking CS2 trailer
Yo, this is the exact video bro
Nah chat. Nah, nah nah nah nah nah. Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah well, I thought after this it's going to be sunshine it's going to be
craziest shit ever right like I was dreaming up a word, you know this one meme where it shows like the perfect city, right?
I thought it was, I thought we were going to move there.
An encounter strike match information can mean the difference between success or failure.
Wait should I watch my own reaction to this shit?
Can I re... Wait...
This is gonna be a weird...
Seven minutes...
I can... I... I've actually haven't watched this.
Like ever back, like since this happened.
Now I'm Brad, thank you for the 10 gifted, bro.
That's for sure.
It's just seven minutes. Let's see.
Oh god.
This is gonna be sad.
VIVE YOUTUBE, CONTINUING TO POST-
NICE, NICE, NICE!
VIVE YOUTUBE!
VIVE YOUTUBE, CONTINUING TO POST-
Guys, guys, guys!
Five YouTube!
Am I getting through it? Hello?
I was with five people in the call chat. Who was there?
At this point, we knew that something was coming, maybe.
Why? Because Richard Lewis made a post saying that Valve is cooking up Counter-Strike 2.
Everyone called him crazy.
Richard Lewis released the article on what?
fucking April 1st or something? I can't remember. And everyone thought I was just gonna be fake.
But we were still doing Waiting Rooms, right? With Arrow because there were leaks, there
were updates and it showed Counter-Strike 2 and then the bombshell dropped on March
22nd. Wait, March 22nd? How does that make sense? I remember Richard Lewis something
with 1st April. I don't know. But who remembers the fucking Waiting Rooms stream throw?
I will always put like a
Source to engine banner on the top right remembers that we were hella hella farming bro. We were hella farming viewers, bro
Roma made that overlay Roma you remember right like it was like sauce to and we just played CS go
Brown people went in like is this used to
We were in a call with these guys are all leakers of the CS scene acts the poor this guy own steam DB
Gabe follow this guy does all the leaks when it comes to Valve games, and then we have oh god
I forgot his name. This is not a good look a friend in the chat
But he's from England and he's also the goat at leaking shit
The way guys, I'm not watching this I'm not watching this I'm not watching this ever
It is happening right as we speak
Okay, I will watch the videos guys. I will be up in a second. Okay. Oh my god. It's true happiness. Oh my that is true
Excitement. I'm not even joking
When was I this excited the last time I should know
God bro ever I can buy it
Fast we read the first people to ever watch it. Let's go. Let's go. I will go in I will go in
Counter-Strike responsive smokes. They are all one minute and it's this is the logo
In the Counter-Strike match, information can mean the difference.
It looks so good! That's overpass! That's overpass!
Look at the chat, look at the chat. No one knew this was coming, Chad.
If you were not there, you'd not understand.
This came out of nowhere. You never saw a picture leaked.
Like, we see GTA 6 leaks, right? If they're true.
But you didn't know any of this was real.
you didn't know any of this was a thing by the way except us in the chat was in
the chat right now except us we were there bro we were there
or failure as a result smoke grenades have become a corner am I dreaming
team tactics with Counter-Strike 2's new game engine we've evolved smokes and
made them dynamic smoke grenades now create volumetric 3d objects that
live in the world. Now not only are all players in the same smoke regardless of position but
the smoke can interact with the environment in interesting ways. It reacts to lighting.
Get this insane!
Grows to fill spaces naturally. The shape-
I love how my ass was excited bro even though I got them well knew that I'm still gonna be
silver bro. Like at that point I was silver bro. At that point bro I had no, no business
being this excited bro like there's no shot I'm gonna make use of this bro this
problem used to be silver bro now I'm of course I am where I'm face level 10
playing at the biggest stages we made it when it comes to counter strike but back
in the day bro this guy bro the smoke cloud can be pushed and carved by
Great provide even more tactical
Just going to look and play
What am I doing? Do you want me to screen share?
Ex-deploy you need to make lots of treats me to opportunity they're just going to look and
AHHHHHHHHH
Graphics!
HAHAHA
Oh my gosh
Are you scared for my skins?
I'm just thinking
This guy!
This guy
Oh my god
Yo bro it's like those people who are tweeting
bro like I don't know like
like when something happens in the news
right how is this going to affect my skins
HAHAHA
I
Just like coming to summer like my whole bank account account is right so I was actually worried for a second
I was actually worried like you're what what if we see us to you can't read like well bro, Gigi
Guys, I take it. I take it. I take it. You crazy. You don't take that crazy. You don't take that leveling up the world second video
That's on with over 20 years of history maps are a fundamental pillar of Counter-Strike
What is happening?
What is happening? Maps are getting a new look, but don't worry. You can still bring along your countless hours honing strategies and explaining
Oh my god
We took three approaches to improving maps while retaining their rich legacy
First, there are touchdown maps.
You have a craft safe with a 10-gifted, bro.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
Sorry for the late shoutout, bro.
Classic maps with solid foundations that players can-
Did I just shot the 10-gifted?
No, bro, I'm a shameless.
What the fuck?
W changed, no? Now I shot at every prime.
Finlet, thanks for the prime.
Used to evaluate gameplay changes from CSGO to Counter-Strike 2.
These have improvements to lighting and character read,
But otherwise
Wait what he's not here, right?
What is happening? Does he still watch? Let me just check
Probably not three years a lot has happened. Well people left here. Hey, no use a limax login gg
That's RTX?
What is happening?
RTX is insane!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
And finally, Overhauls.
Overhauls.
Please tell us about this.
All the Source 2 tools and rendering features.
Anything open as- oh my god guys.
These tools will be available for community map makers.
I'm telling you, so go-
To build, experiment, and iterate.
Arrow, I'm about to cry.
The game that we chose that we dedicate our life to basically, right?
Thank you, my- thank you.
Oh my god.
But what about skins though?
I love- I love- I love- I love skins.
That's actually- that's steep bro, I'm not even joking.
Bro.
I mean, CS, I still think that they're cooking something big in the back, right?
Like surely, right?
How is this video bringing back support for Valve to me?
Like what is this shit, bro?
They just did the most shameless update with Strymon and I'm not even joking.
Now hell no, fuck this.
It's upgrades to lighting, player read and materials and Counter-Strike 2.
Even the-
Call Vyph Lazy one more time.
Call them lazy one more time.
Went updates, no updates, CSGO, ha ha ha.
Call them lazy one more time, let's snap.
I know you will feel.
I was the number one Valve Glaser, I'm not even joking.
At this point, I was so mad at the community,
calling them lazy, because I thought
they were cooking for the past three years.
That's why we didn't get updates in CSGO.
They were cooking CS2.
Now CS2 has been out for 3 years and those people should be cooking counters right too, no?
Bro.
You know what the sauce of the story is bro?
At the end of the day, Loba is always right.
Bro.
Bro called this shit back in the day.
This is insane.
I don't believe what I'm seeing.
I do not believe what I'm seeing.
It's a killstreaks?
The fact that there was...
This is cute to rewatch, what the fuck.
I was so jolly over these small things, bro.
That nowadays we take it all for granted, right?
Which are small changes, but you have to realize CSGO never got touched upon, right?
like when a sound changed how to open the door or something it was like what that's that's insane like
now every time we play this map it's different and the and and and and and and CS2 this whole new
game on a new engine new graphics new sounds new this new that it was my brain couldn't handle it
as a CSGO player i couldn't handle it two what is that you see what the hell one two
What did someone say 2 what is that you see Valorant they're comparing it to Valorant
What the hell?
1, 2,
Beta today.
Somehow looks worse.
Yo bro, what the fuck?
This is not...
This is Valarant, not CSGO, what the fuck?
Bros, I hate that there is zero.
You molly!
Guys!
Guys, what am I looking at?
Counter strike too!
Blast clip, Blast clip!
Oh I'm sad, this is the last one that they uploaded.
Take right.
Counter strike is known for its visceral and satisfying gunplay.
Take right.
Counter strike is known for its visceral and satisfying gunplay.
Oh my god.
Why does seeing this get me excited bro?
bro now three years later show the skin it looks rougher it just looks rough
the blacks are blacker you like the colors it's just different if it feels
simple playing now firing a weapon looks pretty simple you click your mouse
I don't see any skin.
What is happening right now?
I am all good.
Look at the chat right-spitting him.
Rips, bozos, skins.
But there's a lot more happening behind the scenes.
In previous versions of Counter-Strike, the game only evaluated moving and shooting
in discrete time intervals.
Ticks.
And time between those ticks didn't exist.
With the most part, the experience was seamless.
But sometimes those milliseconds between click and tick
be the difference between landing or missing your shot that's why with
counter strike 2 we're introducing sub-tick updates so the server will know
the exact moment you fired your shot jump your jump
we made it like this is it this is it we chose the right game this is this is
This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it.
Hahahahaha!
It goes...
Actions between text.
That's insane!
Yo, I...
My mods are tweaking!
Look at my fucking mods typing.
Infinite tick rate? Or MFG?
G!
Wait for X-Aparus! Wait!
Holy, what the fuck?
Subtix.
X-Aparus statement?
Clueless.
Yeah!
Yo, your name used to be X-Aparus CSGO, that's so cute.
Oh my gosh.
Look at all the little things this way!
Just look at bottom left at the money house!
Like, the count is up!
Look at this!
Look bottom left!
And then, rat, you see?
Ha ha ha!
No!
bro bro bro bro oh my gosh bring me back bro I don't think I've ever been
this excited about something I'm not joking will I ever be excited for
something like this I think I'm boxing a baby doesn't come close to this like
that's what always people say right like now when you become brought on oh
bro the counter strike to release it it's I will never forget this moment
bro cs3 oh it's all different see I can't believe it I can't believe it today
marks the new era what we've all been waiting for for months and months for
years and years and years sauce to and it's not just sauce to it is not just
Everybody said oh, but it's just some small lighting changes. Yeah, it will still be the same game
They will not try to change it as much
counter strike to
New smoke system tick list or like a sub-tix. What the hell? You know, I sound like I got paid
I am so excited. Holy shit. That's looking absolutely insane RTS style lighting guys
I can't believe it. I don't know what to say about it. I am so happy right now that I chose to dedicate
Everything to the game basically I wrote like and you the same no this is this is this is insane
This is forever forever. I mean still true. I could try
Still true still true. We are still here. We are still here. How many years later three years later and the game is still doing
my mom is in my spot if I'm gonna crash after three years I said I haven't got my
own fucking spot if I'm a mom's listening to you I'm out in my soul
what I'm talking to you let me go offline mode I have two playlist downloaded
we're cooked jet titanium or all out eighties all out eighties um it is still
true it is so true we are still here and the game is still doing great
I still question to this day, I'm not going to lie, if those stats, how many people are
actually playing CSGO though?
Because my worry is, I'm not even joking, is that with the Armory Pass that got released
in CS2, it's now really, really, really beneficial to play the game.
You make money by playing the game.
You buy an armory pass, you invest however much it costs, and you get double money back
with time, just you have to play, right?
And what people are doing in China is bot farms.
A lot of bot farms.
You can join a deathmatch, you will see.
People are just farming XP, trying to fucking upgrade that fucking pass.
And they make a living out of it.
And you see games like Banana on Steam, right?
Like look, Banana.
game right here, banana game, steam stats. This game right here doesn't have that many
real players, but it peaked at 900k. Why? Because you could make a little bit of money
by farming your PC, like some virtual items and you could sell them on the steam market
for like a few bucks. Just imagine how many people are doing that shit in CS2. With
there being that much liquidity, that much beneficial, like you know, there's only
30k players on deathmatch right now aqua but does that include Chinese numbers first of all like all servers and also
Does that include and also do people only do it on those servers?
mmm
Aqua you would be the type of guy that knows how deep a bot problem could be do you think it's bad or no
Like how many people aqua
Gun to your head where we don't I don't have to say that just tell me how many
Just tell me how many people you think are playing Counter-Strike right now actual human
beings.
I don't need to say that yet.
I'm sorry bro.
But your answer please.
Out of the 1.36 million.
Six maybe seven.
400k.
400k I need want to see Aqua's answer because he he's a hacker you know he's a hacker
Ganti had aqua how many
Check CS map stats. They are putting on VPN wait
Monka Monka. I don't know who made the site
Let me check
CSMAP stats.
The fuck is this?
What does Aqua say?
We made that.
Oh, okay.
Current players, 500k.
Wait, what is this shit?
Track life and historical player data across Counter-Strike.
Dust 2, 130k, 120k on Mirage, 60k.
And what is this?
Premiere, Deathmatch, everything?
in each map across VIVE servers as of the latest time.
Okay, what am I looking at, Aqua?
Custom chart, nay.
All data, aha, map trends.
I don't know what I'm looking at.
Maps by region, China, only 5.8K, Asia 15K, Europe 100K.
What?
NA?
Non-existent?
fake aqua with the five gift I appreciate that baby hearts in the
chapter hearts in check for aqua and for aqua chat is it that in an A what the
fuck is an A doing game modes by region
Europe premiere plus competitive look how competitive Europe is boom NA a lot
of them on wingman hey they're fucking wingman and he's trying to eat it in
wingman oh my god is that the swift player for launch what the fuck look at
America wingman sets Joe same in Australia but still a lot of premiere
unique monthly players. VAS! It's doing better than ever! This was CS2 release.
Boom! So we were right before CS2. Okay, but the beta and stuff, right? It was
already hyped. Free to play, plus dangerous on update. Oh my god, who
remembers this update? Why can't we get shit like this, bro? Free to play, plus
Stanger zone released
Holy fuck
What an update and look at the stats going up change the game forever
Shattered web operation broken Fang operation
yearly operation
Operation riptide show what are all of these premiere season 4?
you know it's still crazy bro look at this bro like it's still not even like
there's still no word leaderboard season four has been out for how long
three months like it looks like a dead game am I crazy it looks like a game
that's not supporting anymore like battlefield heroes it is that we're
talking the biggest shooter FPS shooter how's there no ranking for premiere only
friends list are they too lazy to clear out the cheaters like they don't want to
show it three months
hire some of my mods that find the cheaters like what the armor release
boom and this should have really been crazy for bots right aqua do you think
They're banning every single bot really really fast or how do you think the numbers like like you think there's not a lot of botters, right?
Why do you think that is?
Because it is really profitable now
Other trends, I don't know what I'm looking at map tie lines. I don't know what I'm looking at
Aqua, how many people do you think are botting in CS?
This player number right now, 1.35 million.
How many do you think are bots?
How much percentage?
Come to your head.
I shouldn't have said that.
A lot of chatters are saying crazy numbers right now, but let's see what Aqua is saying.
The guy who has all the stats in the back.
Maybe he's getting fooled by the botters though.
the bottles are switched to Premier. Only 10 to 15 percent. That's very low. Because I
would have I would have low key guests like at least a third, like at least. I mean, you
can you can call I can explain the charts I mean I think it's fine but I
appreciate that mmm it is a six out though guys if you want to check it out
yourself boom right there made by a W community member mmm call him I mean I
I don't know, but like, he said 15%, Loki, that's,
Columny's crying, all right.
All right.
Where are you, Aqua?
Boom.
Yo, yo, yo.
What's good your aqua you say you say only 10% is bots
Yeah, how if it's so beneficial if you have banana game 1 million players bought it
How is CS only so few do they ban everyone?
No, but it's you okay
So the way they farm is they're playing deathmatch because that's the fastest and easiest way is in competitive
you need like either
Like set up 10 accounts and queue against each other, right? If you
Scroll to the game or distribution chart that's like this circle thing you can see there's only 30,000 players in deathmatch right now
But how do you know it's only deathmatch and what if they if their server doesn't show up in your system?
Are you sure everything shows up? No, no, it's no, no, no, yeah
This data is all the data that's available
all
Val
uh... source
like every single box over
new
now it is
action that will help them but i have to download the playlist yes i'm sorry
go ahead so it's a bit
it's a little bit sorry
uh... to this sunday
so if you were a if you were both creator
you're both are probably from the fucking case or the terminal or ever
and stop playing
Apart from the ones that farm stars, right?
So if you go to other trends and you go Valve game modes, you
can see that the peak is on Wednesday, because Wednesday is
when the weekly resets and all the bots activate and start
playing and getting the cases right. But don't you think it's a cat and mouse game where
the guys like Valve started banning those accounts that start opening on Wednesday blah
blah blah and they try to make it clear? Yeah, the thing is, there's like different
types of bots. There's bots that like try to act human. There's both like AI that like
scan the monitor to see if there's an enemy on your screen. Yeah, there's both
are like actually hacking and adding aim hack to the game. The thing is I think the bot crisis is
as bad as it seems. It's just bad because nobody plays deathmatch and when you kill deathmatch,
you're actually gonna find a bot, right? But if you kill a competitive or premier or wingman,
you will never see a bot. I was thinking that there's fucking hundreds of servers just with
their bots filled, you know, because they do that, like they just fill up their own servers,
right? Yeah, and then they kick the real players. Like this is like fast pass and I
expected as a bot. Yeah, 100% especially on Italy and offense. There's a lot. I don't know why.
And also if you like limit your servers like let's say South Africa or some shit,
you can find a bunch of like Russian people that have both networks
specifically on that server. I don't know why or like Australia. But then listen to me,
to me. Valve is probably banning these accounts, right? Why? Like the bot people, you don't
think they just move to European Premier and just go full undercover? They make their own
10-man lobby, boom, boom.
With 10-man, it's harder to bot because first of all, you need to queue against each other.
Like you need like 10 accounts, 5v5, right? And then you need to queue against yourself,
right? There was a thing, I don't know if you remember, but in CSGO there was
of 30 global boosts or whatever you remember that no you queue against like five bots and then they drop off the map and
You get oh, yeah, yeah, remember yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so those are things to go
I know I think they made it so that when you suicide you get banned in CS 2. That's why
It's not a thing anymore, but it's harder to
It's harder to both in premier. I see just in general aqua
Do you see how many people get banned or no?
Do you have like is there any data on that? No, the thing is
Even like the websites like CS stats do gg that tracks buns and shit
They're not really accurate because they track just the you know the red text that says game ban on one account, right?
Yeah
That's you can't tell if that's a counter strike ban or a ban in another game
So it's not really accurate
Hey, Aqua, I gotta keep on yapping
I appreciate that isn't sick side like I said that is a clean fucking interface. I like wait. Can I ask you a question? Yeah
Do you remember operation vampire best? Yes, of course
Well, I think it's been five years since the last operation
But did you see where they called something vampire bed in in that look no?
Yes, there was a character in bed that look those go to vampire bed and then they do think that was on purpose
I don't know. I don't know
I still think the guy worked at Valve, bro
There was one guy who joined with a fucking AI voice changer and he said that he worked at Valve
Oh my god
And then he talked with Aqua and Aqua got so...
Yo, I need that clip, I need that clip
That was such a rich picture
I swear, I still think he's real, bro
I still think he works in ZLK
Maybe he was
I'm telling you, bro, how else would he have known about Vampire?
Alright, Aqua
Thank you for joining, bro
Thank you for clearing some things up
things up. Hey, thank you, bro. Love love love. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye.
W aqua in the chat. That is a sick guy side. Um, who has the clip? Look at the
shit. Look at the shit. Very hard to believe it. Look, while this random AI
voice change, the guy was just rage baiting aqua in the call, right?
Aqua was like, this guy is full of shit. And Aaron, I, we were like, no,
he's being dead ass. That guy works involved. At some point we started
Stop listening brother
Very hard to believe as well, and you did nothing to prove otherwise
You all the only thing that you said is that will someone at wall fucked my wife
That's why I'm looking stop get her on this camera
Wow
They very low below
Oh, yeah, yeah, I must say
employee
So I love everything about this clip bro
And you did nothing to prove otherwise you own the only thing that you said is that
Will someone at wall fucked my wife. That's why I'm looking stuff
You got so mad a quad
Wow
Dump is a very low
Rose angry with a clanker. Oh my god
No, bro. Good times for good fucking times. All right. What else wait and check the comment on that fucking video. Oh
No, oh
No, wait wait wait
Hey, if you
Two years ago was wild
I was waiting for this man's reaction knowing he would lose it. It's kind of funny
I've alpha so well known for not communicating with the player base that simply saying both YouTube is enough for people to freak out
Call them lazy one more time age like milk
First German we're much soldier spotting allied troops and Normandy Beach on doomsday
I can't wait for the shit ton of content he will make when this goes live
Call wife lazy again age like fine milk brother your stuff guys
We have we have armory armory armory armory we have armory where we can spend money on some skins
We have Bobby where we can spend
Money on some skins. We have danger zone
Which should come any second now because it has been leaked in the game files three years ago
bro just let them cook bro great updates take time great updates take
time so yeah good good good I want to listen to music bro thank you guys do
I tell my mom to get out of the story
oh my gosh I want to listen to some
gold gold gold bro remind me to make a second spot if I come good nine
Do I buy this shit shut up a blue still worth a lot?
mmm a blue still worth a lot probably not right
Mr. Hacks and G with the fucking 30 gifted guys do I deposit money on steam today?
I would I would I promise to myself that I wouldn't I promise to Sally that I wouldn't I messaged Sally yesterday. Yo, I
Only use my money
That I saw the skins that I sold. I'm not gonna deposit more from my private bank account
But the issue is the issue is the money of the skins that I sold is in pending balance right now
Even though it's been 24 hours. How fast does this get unlocked guys? Who knows?
How fast does this get unlocked?
Two days
24 hours to 48 hours. Oh my gosh darn it that means I have to deposit bro
No
Even more money in CS 9, brother.
9, brother.
Bro, I just want the 900 unlock right now.
Static, I will just check one blue right now, how the market is looking on these.
And then we know it for the rest as well.
PP Bison, RMX, Stat Min.
Stat Minimware.
How much are we talking right now?
Over a buck or less than about four euros?
Check, are these going to be profitable?
Yes or no?
You have to realize the only time when people can, oh my God, I'm so clever.
Wait a second.
The only time when people take blues or would even consider taking a blue is on
the last offer.
Wait a second.
Instead of getting a blue out of the case, you buy a case, you open it,
you get a blue 80% of the time.
You decline the blues in the terminal and and and only one in five times
unless you already bought a pink on your first try bought a red bought a
purple I'm buying the blues does that make sense am I onto something is there
gonna be a shortage of blues mathematically am I five federal or
Stupid good good good good. Come on. You are not smart. Okay
good good good, please offer me factoring you
big work loves or
Cold as a week cloud chase our gloves. I want the cloud chasers and factoring you or I want the mother suck and beat works
Any condition low-key, but that would be sexy
Gold gold gold. It's been a bit. It's been a bit decline. Hope for something better gloves gloves gloves now
I'll take it I buy all of these right do I buy all of these I have no money
By the way look chat I bought the gloss from last time
Suck I bought them yesterday
spot loves rusty and
I thought I had I bought them early in the morning
So my account wouldn't be limited for $2,000 today right now clever or not clever or not
We are not going to get limited because I bought these gloves
I paid
350 dollars 350 dollars, I think 300 euros. I don't know much that isn't dollars
Did I get scammed? Yeah, honey
Did I get scammed? Yeah, honey?
They look moldy. All right, bro. Show me your gloves. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good
Slider than Bobby, please. We haven't talked in a day. We haven't talked in a day
Judd, you know what's absolutely wild by the way
So yesterday I was going through the terminals that I had open still right because I had some rats
Um that I wasn't sure about the price and I waited until the last day, right?
So yesterday it showed here four hours. It's gonna expire in four hours and some rats were not profitable
Bobby offered them to me for 100 euros and they were on the market for 100 euros and I declined
And guys I was thinking about doing an opening off stream. I'm not joking, bro
I was like I was declining declining declining hoping for that. What just happened?
bro
Bro, and after I went through all of them. I was in so in the zone
I was thinking about buying some and ripping them off stream. I'm not even joking
Gold gold gold. That's bad. Good gold. I just want one pair of gloves like one good one, bro
I want the cloud share suspect, but I really want the beatbox team. I got them. Can I get them, please?
Dima got them, can I get them? I got the card. Oh, hell no. Fury, can I say what you bought?
Chat Fury just did a ridiculous purchase. Do I deposit some money right now? Don't say it?
Okay. Okay. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I wouldn't even be able to show it on
stream, right? Chat, can you show sex toys on stream? I don't think I'm allowed to.
Now if you really can't show that
Hi, vice says I did a five hundred dollar trade-up off stream and got a gamma Doppler butterfly face to
What are you saying?
Hi vice you have no business no right to do fucking trade-ups
Offstream what the fuck are you saying?
the strings you know about this or no the strings you know about this or no that is
crazy I only know of one streamer who rips open cases of stream Kdru and now we add
high-wise to this that is absolutely crazy oh hell no you're actually locked in
point nine nine seven float is that good wait a second float alert put on your
nerd glasses m4 a1s electrum highest how much how much how much how much please
number one number one nine almost it's gonna be number four number four I buy
that though right Chad do I deposit some money right now I'm twisted yeah I
facetime him he was pissed bro a gold trade-up off-stream that is fucking
crazy don't do that all right like you have to do it on stream to show that no
one should do it I mean in this case maybe good they did it off stream because
it was a fucking max win all right let me deposit some money guys let me deposit
some money it's time I want to purchase this m41s bro do I try a hundred
directly yes sir yes sir wait how much your deposit do I try 500 and say
fuck it Sally someone stopped me
mood I gifted a hundred I can do 500 no no no no no no no no no no no no mood I
gifted the I have to I have to I have to for mood I said you have to buy the
ten-terminal Sally it's out of my hands it's out of my hands chair can't
deposit a thousand right now because look because I have 900 euros and pending
which should get unlocked anytime now
Mmm, yesterday morning I got that money
Let me try 500 though
Because the max you can have is two thousand. It won't let me do one thousand
Like my shit isn't euros, not a loss
Please work that preji in the chat, bro. I'm gonna gonna try to deposit 500 it didn't work the last couple of days
I'm not gonna lie
500 boom like my bank is saying no or something please please please three two one, please
Oh!
Scan, scan, scan, scan, scan!
Private account.
Yes.
Am I sure? Yes, I'm sure.
Face scan. Come on!
NOOOOOO! It went through!
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
Yo!
No, no, no, no, no, we're getting gloves, we're getting gloves, we're getting gloves.
There's no...
No, no, no, no, no!
It has to be gloves day. It has to be gloves day
We have nine hundred coming probably very very soon if not today then tomorrow
But a quick 500 on top of all the terminals we already have that we can open right now
Boys and girls it is time to lock the fucking we're entering the fucking deadhand zone
We're entering the glove zone. All right. I hope your hands are freezing because I have some gloves
I have some gloves for you in a second, bro. We check the shit out for sure, bro
For sure. No, I bought that. I wasn't in high float
I bought the wrong one oh my gosh minus two bucks that I could have spent on more
heroes in another terminal this is the one that I want 29 cents only I bought
the one for two why did I do that boom check the shit out suck now give me a
fucking you a fresh terminal a fresh one oh fresh off the press come on I
hope you didn't burn the bean Bobby give me a gold give me a golden with
first almost a max white almost a max white mp7 we reskip we reskip
Anything non pink. If it ain't bubblegum pink I fucking skip it. If it ain't bubblegum pimple I fucking skip it
I mean that. It has to be minimum bubblegum pink
But we're looking for the golds. We're looking for the golds. The rats are probably not even profitable
So I only want the golds. I want the golds with the first fucking owner symbol
Don't tell me to do trade-ups for these gloves when you trade them up
You're not gonna get this fast owner symbol. I want the first owner symbol on a good pair of gloves
Do I buy the blues? Yes, don't call me cringe for that
That's going to be a dollar off profit in a week from now
Hopefully
hopefully
Gold
Gold why are we lagging? Don't do this to me, bro. I have one gigabyte connection so I can open cases fast. Thank you very much
Gold, maybe he fucking loaded in a gold for us. Maybe you loaded in a gold for us. Whoa
Gold gold gold you need two five nineties. Maybe I do good nine high float
point nine four five hundred pattern index do we bite do we bite no we don't
no we don't fuck that shit that was a test we're ever typed yes that's a
little advice is that number one that is not number one booty that is not
number one good good good five cents for purple bro I have to skip that though
but that would have been five bucks of profit good good good good good
Get gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves!
Chad did Nate shot get gloves yesterday? Yeah or no?
I saw that he was busting them open.
Did he get some yesterday? Yeah or no?
Also Mr. MikaSlo, thank you for the 10 bucks.
When are you going to play the Minecraft story mode DLC in season 2?
It's almost been a year since you played.
MikaSlo, I'm not gonna lie, that is on my list.
That is on my list.
The death of Ruben I have kind of adjusted it. I've kind of adjusted it
So I am ready to hop in anytime soon. You missed the eye dooflas with the five gifted
Oh, I thought it was a sign. I thought it was a vital employee. Thank you dooflas, bro
That money will go towards that hand terminus. I'm not even joking. It will go towards a great cause
shout out to Bobby
Did he get those yesterday or no I
Don't see a single clip so probably not
Gold gold gold right now
Please bro, please this is my last last we were already. I just started this one good good good. Hey, I swear. I just started opening this one
Five seven wait a second Chad. Shouldn't we have learned from fucking?
from mr
Epidemic to reroll the blues. I'm sorry to deny the blues last offer all right guys new deal new deal
We're gonna accept all purpose on last offer. We're gonna accept the USPS on last offer
Because that's the best blue
Is there another great blue and the m4s the rest we have to decline like this one unless a good flood, okay?
I don't know I still believe in there being a connection like Bobby getting trade like an algorithm like he doesn't take the blues
All right
So let me give him a gold like this look at this because I declined the blue I get
Maybe it's another thing. Gold gold gold.
Shit, shit.
Denied, denied, denied, denied, denied.
Sound edge? Oh, I don't know if I'm ready.
Gold! Nine!
She had three gloves. Why are there no clips?
Gold gold gold gold gold!
Nine, bro.
Three? You're trolling.
Slide it in, Bobby. Please!
Try something! Nine.
UMP deny. Deny.
Deny.
Sunburst gloves feel tested incoming.
tested incoming don't you dare bro don't you dare to even say that baby we
love you to that chaser jaser jaser we would love you to that chaser jaser
jaser oh the battle scarred but the pillow plunchers have arrived gentlemen
They are beat to living shit, but god damn it. We look seven one. Oh my god another red for
160 how much are they right now pillow punch us
Pillar punchers
I mean another gold another gold another gold. Oh my fucking god. Oh man. The condition is so shit if you test the 700
he's so ass
But we got another gold brother
Six hundred and a half little punches. I mean that is profit, but then again guys
Oh, what are the system is such a scam, bro? Why does valve valve charges you a hundred four mouthloaves?
Fucking 1.5 K if they were minimum way and people oh my god
All right, go go go go it go it go it go it wait wait
Mr. Overheights belasting deans whoa whoa whoa this the IRS in the Netherlands
I see where your money goes didn't see your tax payment yet. I'll write the profit down number
What is this? What are you saying? I have paid my taxes like last week, bro. What are you talking about? Hello?
Good. All right
Deny deny
Slime and gold do it for us do fast nine. We just saw pillow punches. I don't want the pillow punches
I want the beatworks. I want the pop it pop it pop it
We buy that it's seven cents. It's seven cents. Yes, it's seven cents. That's a good. That's profit. That's profit
plus five wait it's not profit I pay 10 for the fucking terminal wait I'm
getting scammed gold gold gold we need a head we need a head good good nine
always check the flow guys if you see a lot of zeros or a lot of nines we have
to consider point 42 no deny gold gold gold max wide mp7 we deny there's two
problems in a row you know what that means it's cranking up a gold for us
gloves please another purple I'm not even joking three purpose in a row Bobby
triple texting boys and girls were entering the fucking ASMR zone why
because I'm feeling gloves in the next last offer if you don't know it sounds
different when it's a blue deny your Alex thing for the 20 big fan up and
building a god tier inventory over the past two months and we love your thoughts
happy to throw happy to throw into your next case opening to um let me check
bro a god tier inventory what does that mean god themed or god tier like
expensive skins except us please convert this to a to a link that I can
Thank you. I said on this hot gold gold gold slanted the fucking to my inventory now
Come on boys and girls, please
The good news is
It's a pink
On top of that
This point six seven
With the first owner certificate
Not a lot of people can say that they have a first-owner certificate self unbox point six seven a cake ring
The problem is this fucking scammer wants 18 euros from us
And boys and girls, I don't think that's a steal not at all
Steam community. Let me check I
Don't think that is a steal bro. I'm pretty sure the shit is selling for 30 right now
So we basically break even if we buy it and that's that's expecting the price to stay which it won't in a week from now
It is right now 34 euros guys the problem is as well. It is the first offer
How I got my last gloves it was after me declining a pink first offer of a pinkie denies
Every single first offer of a pinkie denies and that's how I got the gold
Let's check this out.
Denying the first of our pink into...
Is it true?
No.
A blue.
And then, check this out.
No, no, yes, yes.
Oh my God, it's true!
It's a true!
Please do it again, do it again!
Into use PS like the last time!
Everybody lock in.
Deny, and it should be a gold.
oh my god no way it's true again fast did we find the strut
No, that's a pink
I thought it was a good I thought it was maybe a gold bro 0.37 for five bucks
Is that a buy no shot right because there will be a good after this
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not biting like a fucking stupid fish bro
I am the fucking shark in the ocean and I'm coming for the golds
What it lacked price check price edge into college. Oh my god for sense
No, no, I denied two pinks
please
Come on. Come on. Come on.
That's it! That's actually it! What the fuck! What the fuck! That's a gold! That's a gold! That's a gold, no?
That's a gold!
Guys, the problem is, right now the problem is, the gold has the same sound as a rat.
There's either a rat under this, or a fucking gold.
We're going to etch first for the color just so you see that it's a rat.
The gloves will still show as rats. Let's just make sure that it's not a pink
and then we're going to check the price. First we're going to check from the top
making sure that it's the color red which means it's either oh my god. Boys and girls under
here could be factual new gloves. Under here the hunt could be over right now. All I want
is the purple gloves, self unboxed, or a pair of cloud chasers, or profit.
Don't be a rat please. I'm gonna price edge boys and girls. Give me a thousand, give me three
digits at least. If it's double digits, we're cooked. If it's 80 bucks, it's probably a fucking
shit-ass rat. We need triple digits on the price. Check bottom left on your monitor. I'm gonna go slow.
Please, please, the plot's been so long, please come on, show me triple digits, triple or
four digits.
If it says 1500 it's going to be factual gloves.
What is that?
Is that the dot?
No, no, no, that's the dollar sign.
We're going to see the comma in a second or the dot, I think.
Wait.
Oh, triple digits, no, one.
I need it to be high triple digits.
I think that's triple digits boys.
One digit, two digit, three digit.
Wait.
Where's the dot?
Is here the dot chat?
I don't know actually.
I don't know.
Is my mom out of Spotify
and need my edge playlist problem?
No, my mom is still in Spotify
listening to what I'm talking.
I have to write it to go offline mode.
She has this song downloaded.
Muti is very important right now, you can go online to Spotify, I have to listen to a song.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, I love you, bye.
Please.
Let me download the ad.
Can I download it real fast?
That's a rat?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Triple price, if it says 800 bucks, what are you talking about?
It's a rat, bro. That's not a rat.
That's a fucking gold then.
I downloaded it.
Spotify can't play it right now. It's not on your PC. What are you talking about?
Okay boys and girls here we go. I'm gonna go high on the price. All right
We want a high price. I
Don't know if it's four digits. If it's four digits. It means factor new gold
Here we go
I'm gonna go slightly up. Oh
No, I'm scared. It doesn't look like a high triple digit. It looks like a one. Don't be just a hundred, please
One more hatch up, then we know the price.
Wait a second.
I may hatch from the top.
Should I hatch from the top?
How was it?
Wait, should we check this?
What was the best way of edging?
At the top, does it say the item name or no?
Or was it the right side?
What was the perfect edge, except us?
I think it was from the right
I'm gonna add from the right but boys and girls the problem is
we're gonna see if it's gloves or not on the first pixel when we see it why
because gloves come from the side they attack from the side the first pixel that
we see off the skin we know whether it's gloves or whether it's a fucking
Up or block a care at lock in we need to see skin we need to see skin
Slowly from the right I'm attacking I'm going in boys and girls hold my hand we see the red border
Show me skin that moves. No don't be an op
No, no, no, oh no would we have seen skin yet? I know oh no
no no no I think wouldn't have shown skin already don't show me a barrel show me
gloves oh nine what is that that's the last letter isn't 9 9 9 is that a right
for emoji notes not plus minus I don't think it's gloves guys gloves would have
attacked from the right side wouldn't have wouldn't have
no no no no no
my first read in so long arts a block
the all would have shown already
is that it does that move like loves yes and i'm gonna zoom in once zoom
zoom
what is that shit
zoom
zoom zoom
please be gloves
Please be gloves bro!
What is that?
Please be gloves bro! Cloud chase us!
Wait pink! Could it be the fucking- the pink budget vice gloves?
The new spot gloves?
There's a scratch right there. They wouldn't be in Factory Noodle.
What is that?
Nice.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
No
But I'm actually mad. I'm actually mad
Well warring oh
My I thought there would be the the max wind gloves and mother that shot the max wind gloves
I even told my mom to stop spotify for this
My mom says I'm out. I listen to Christmas songs today smile smile smile. I'll tell her she can go back in
all good false alarm false alarm can it go back in sorry how much is he gonna
want from these for these well one glock it's better than the op I think
why because it's more profit right because it's straight up still trade up
two gloves maybe we do a trade up today boys and girls I hope he wants less
than a hundred but then again I think it said triple digits right let me
the price oh 40 bucks only 40 bucks only what that screams a trade-up doesn't it
how much are they right now way check but the problem is when we get gloves
via the trade-up it does not say the first owner symbol right here valve is
scamming your ass bro they they need you to go through the terminal so they
can get the fucking first sale price of $2,000 for the gloves they don't want
you to do trade-ups anymore or at least the nerdy collectors like me oh my god
how much is this right now glockfully tuned is it profit well worn oh bye do I
buy it right now now I have to keep opening I'm gonna buy it tonight first
I want to buy more time in this chat I want to go it max today I want to go
Max you understand me, bro. I am going for gold unbox check this out
I don't want to spend my daily limit on buying a fucking block right now. I need golds in my fucking veins
decline
Isn't Bobby the first owner? I mean technically, yeah
Don't leak it I think I showed it for a split second
Emoji only, I'm going emote only, emote only, emote only, boom.
That's back to back.
Somebody set block.
It was the AWP.
The people don't know.
Please be gloves.
I actually didn't see.
Boys and girls are entering the edge zone.
I'm gonna etch-
I'm gonna etch the prize first.
I need triple digits for real for real.
Last time, we thought it was triple D's, but it was not triple D's.
Give me triple digits, Gaben.
Slide it the fucking triple digits.
Triple digits!
Please tell me it was gloves that no one saw it!
Bro, we all heard that it was a red, and we all saw that it was a red!
For a split second, I may have shown the skin!
I didn't see that though.
Please triple digits!
Please be a gold not another fucking red bait nine that's double D's isn't it?
No, oh
Please be battle Scott gloves
80 bucks 80. Oh 95 could that be battle Scott gloves?
I'm gonna ask from the right side again. We all know that the colors red
Color check rat aka gloves or rat
90 bucks krippie battle scott gloves show me skin on the right side show me
skin show me skin show me skin like there's no tomorrow no oh my oh my gosh
nuts, emoji only modoff, back to back rats, it's the fucking orb, but only 90 euros wait
what if it's factory new, wait that looks good, no it doesn't, chat there's an easter egg
on this up. You only see a sapphire in this position right here in good condition. It's
got to be where I want. 0.32. Feel tested? Wait. Wait, is that good? For 90 bucks? Probably
not. Nah, it's not. The Glock was a way better deal. It's probably going to be a
One hundred twenty right now one forty
Guys this price is not gonna stay for seven days, right?
And I wanted to go max today, bro
Do I get baited by a red right now?
Bro we have good luck today, bro
We only opened like five comments and we already saw two rats. I think I declined this. What does Tee say?
T knows this shit, bro
T says no gen no bye
All right, baby
Guys gloves gloves gloves. We're gonna enter it enter this sound zone zone again. Okay?
Everybody shut your bitch ass up. Sorry. Sorry. I did not have to say bitch ass. Here we go
Good cold. I'll try to read why do I do that? Please be good? Oh
No
Why do they turn he's cold good
What is that?
Triple digits triple digits
That's oh, no, not this shit again. I forgot that the purpose sounds like a fucking cold in this game for whatever fucking reason
Good good
Point 420 that's a buy
That could be 50 cent profits to some some collectors
We take that any day of the fucking week bro, especially on a sunday. We go again. We go again
Please come on, please
Nine
Chad what are the odds of already having her too bro last time we did wait
Don't wait last time we did so many we went dry for like fucking 1000 respents not run red
oh my god gold gold gold gold gold come on give me another red sound give me the sound
again do it again please please please can't see the float who cares good please blue blue
blue blue feel tested where I want feel tested deny we're gold maxing today we're gold maxing
So do you like the sound edges on now? I really want to edge a goat like this, bro. I'm not even
No
Like imagine we can unveil a fucking glove like this
No, and our luck seems good today. You know what I mean? Have you already had two rats?
Y'all already know if you deny two rats bro, the next one has to be a watching to death in good
What is that?
We're gonna enter that stone started from the bottom that's either gold or pink or
Alright, please triple the nine nine. What if that was a puppy?
then I don't know what's real and what's wrong on everything that I love that
sounded way different that sounded so fucking massive the statrack sound
different wait wait wait do not wait
ha deny go again go again Bobby Bobby I don't have time bro actually want the
ambient sound am I the only one bro I feel lonely without it I feel lonely
without it was it called was it called again ambience this one white noise much
better I prefer that it makes me feel locked in all right here we go gold gold
gold gold gold gold please deny deny deny deny deny faster faster good what
is that please etching the price first give me triple digits or four digits
Please fuck you noob loves fuck you noob!
Nine euros.
Did that big loves?
PINK!
Minimal where for nine bucks do we take that?
Oh my gosh.
Quenta-quasta, Quenta-quasta.
How was I called again? P250, Kintsugi, Minimal.
How much, how much?
22.
I'm not gonna get baited by some fucking pink bruh. That's bait. Check this out the last time we rewrote the pink into a gold
We're gonna do it again slide it in Bobby
Telling you it's a thing to reroll fucking pinks into golds what?
Nine
No, I denied a pink.
PLEASE!
A double text for blue?
A double text for...
I'm taking that.
Mm-mm.
Yo, Mr. Ska, thank you for the fucking five gift-it-subs after the fucking check!
There you go, to what's a great cost, aka dead-hand terminals.
Thank you, bro.
Check this out.
This next one is for you, Mr. Ska.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, one, one, one, five.
Alright.
Go, go, go, go, check this out.
Chh!
please good please come on
no do you feel do you get mad on a shush it's just sometimes you guys talk
while shh
No
Last one
No, oh my gosh
99 next next next why are we wasting my time Bobby stop texting after I deny bro
Just fucking crush the iPad already bro crush my app and crush my balls now gold
Wait, what was the float wait wait wait wait wait wait
save a lie
no I did not
I know your ass is trolling bro
I know your ass is trolling the USPS was no no no no no no
no no no no I know your trolling what was the sound I didn't even know
okay
no I did not bro good now I have to check for the
okay I'm not gonna ever check for the float again
Please. Please.
Shit.
You know.
Clip it.
If I skipped a point, I'm gonna fucking crash out.
That's number one lowest float right there.
Gold. Gold!
What is that?
Triple digits. Triple digits. Triple.
Wait max yellow pattern max yellow pattern
Not bad
I'll take that. I'll add that to my collection of purples
One thousand overpaid yeah, yeah, yeah for sure for sure for sure. Hey, he technically gave us a good
Shhh shhh shhh
N-
BA,
B-
Why is he texted so much for blue?
SIX MESSAGES!
What?
Good.
Niiiine.
That's a pink.
Yo.
On everything that I love, the purple sounds crazy and then it's good.
What the fuck?
Good.
shh shh
go
come on gold gold gold gold
NAAAIN MAN
it's not already the last river right?
please please
nah
oh my gosh bruh
deny deny deny
close next next next faster faster faster
faster faster hello i don't have time for this
we have gold strong box we have gold strong box
shh shh
No
The gold has
The gold has drums. Yeah, the gold has a drums at the end, right gold gold drums drums
nine
Any drummers in the chat, please please oh
My gosh again again again again again
Please
What is that?
what the fuck is that check for price give me triple d's triple digits I
need it
it is the final offer though we do take that right P90 deathgates for
fucking three bucks how much are we talking how much profit death gaze remember
I paid 10 for the capsule in the first place battle scarred okay money back Gigi
Gigi can't even celebrate a pink how is the pink not profit how is the pink
not profit
Please please
Man
Gold gold gold please
Let me hear those drums. Let me hear those drums bro. Please now
No drums no drums don't that's how those runs
No
please where my drummers trumps trumps but statistics sounds different no I
swear that's on a different yeah I didn't skip a point oh oh oh for bro
Please. Goat. Please. Nine.
I'll shot you sometime. Nine.
Hold on. Ninety-ninety-nine. Snacks, snacks, snacks. Why are you wasting my-
Did you just waste my time with that fucking clip?
Did you just fucking waste my time that I could have unboxed the golden-
with that fucking clip?
Where are my mods? How are these clips going through?
Golds, golds, golds, golds!
Nine.
Again, again!
No, that's a pink.
What?!
It sounds like a massive house at a purple house!
Where's the golds?
come on what is that gonna edge the price first triple digits triple digits
please I'm actually done oh almost I was almost stupid for a second I almost
fucking deny that fucking take that any day of the week bro we're only gonna
lose like five bucks on that one now gold gold gold
nine
gold gold gold please no no no me that's bad that's a statuette blue okay
purple I don't know how I'm not acoustic good good good
no no no no wait triple digits okay bro like these bubbles can I just able
purple somehow good good
Come on
No drums no drums trippy trippy
Last one that we take that
Last one father we take that Diggle is the one that we want Diggle is the one that we want right I think that is worth the most
Oh my god, imagine I fucked up the edge right there with the price.
Sheesh Louise.
Can you open normally?
I'll do one normal.
Gold!
You absolute priest of sin!
I could have edged that!
I met him myself more than the guy who said it.
Why did I accept his request?
I'm happy that it's not gloves. I'm not even joking. I'm happy that it's not gloves, but how do I get the gloves sound immediately afterwards chat
You know what that means we now got offered
three rats
It is time for the gold
100 euros for minimal where is that a deal or no deal I
Don't know I don't know
200 I don't know bro I feel like that's a deny guys I feel like that's a deny am I crazy
I feel like in a week from now it's going to be 150 and I just want a gold max.
I want to accept three golds today instead of accepting three rats and then we run out
of balance.
You know what I mean?
Am I crazy?
Trade up boys.
If in a trade up I would get this symbol right here.
I would accept the block right now and put it in a trade up am I disgusting and nerdy for caring about this fucking symbol on my gloves I
Actually want to unbox gloves
Yes, you are
Five gives the symbol web
Actually have to check that real quick we have to move past something one guy just said if I only put in
fast owner certificate it gives me fast owner certificate so let me do a blue
trade-up right now to test that we take this bro if this is true then I'm oh my
god don't tell me this is true because I'm gonna do fucking gold trade-ups like
there's no tomorrow we put in this fuck I'm wasting money on these now I
should only put in the saw-offs
And he revisen, not the 575, new bomb, one more, let's see, if this gives me the first
owner certificate, boys and girls, then I will actually have a problem, then you will
see me spend so much fucking money on these stupid ass straight ups, I hope this is
not true. After edge through. Where does the shot at the top right? First on a certificate
or no? First on a certificate or no? Please don't be true, I will waste all my money.
No first owner please. Where did the show chose roundabout? I think right here. I
I don't know if it shows in the new item type, maybe only in the inspect.
New item.
Does it show here? I don't know if it does.
No certificate here.
We're going to do an inventory edge, because it does show like this on the new item. You see that?
The new item is going to pop up top left, so I'm going to do it like this.
Boom.
Have to move my cam for this one
Please no first owner, bro
Please no first owner certificate. Also will actually get addicted and waste all my money. Oh
Is that the certificate then this one doesn't have it
No, it's not where's the certificate at the bottom, right?
GG.
Why is that a thing?
Oh hell no.
Why is that a fucking thing?
That changes everything.
Tee, did you know about this?
If you trade up 10 of your own unboxed skins,
Oh, they want you to accept the reds, those fucking scammers.
Oh my gosh.
You know what this means?
Red prices are gonna go so fucking high in the terminal.
I'm not saying on the steam market.
What will happen is, Shad, because China wants this fucking symbol, right?
All the Chinese collectors, they will want this symbol.
This is the ultimate flex.
If you unboxed factory new gloves with this symbol, that's the flex in the Chinese community
and in the CS community, right?
Which I hate about, like, this is absolutely disgusting.
I wish this was another thing, because it's just valve squeezing money out of the collectors.
But check this out.
What's going to happen is, every time somebody accepts a skin in the terminal, the price
goes up.
Everybody, someone denies the skin, it goes down.
That's how the terminal works.
That's how the prices are determined, right?
Allegedly.
So what's going to happen is, reps are going to be like 100 or 150 or 150.
on the steam market and they're gonna be like 300 in the terminal why because
every single collector is gonna accept them the people who open them for profit
they're gonna deny keep it kinder and check and the people who are collecting
trying to get this fucking fast on a symbol they're gonna accept them am I
crazy for thinking that try 50 50 first on our name and it has to be
of them it has to be 10 of them
hmm oh my gosh so do I have to accept the fucking rats
yo this is actually bad guys I wish I didn't know about this good go go go
just give it to me like this give it to me like this so I don't have to do
now you have to buy everything to you please stop please stop bro
good from blue to go try it up challenge your star bro oh my gosh I mean
Loki I do have to accept all blues now no because at some point I can try it up
a blue to a red how many blues does it take to make a red guys last edge just
Let's give me gloves. 5,000? Okay.
Please!
Accept.
Fuck! Yo, why is that a thing?
That I'm so mad at them introducing this symbol and I'm even...
But I'm the most mad at myself for caring about this fucking cringy-ass fucking symbol.
Oh my god, I'm such a pussy.
Good.
My brain just likes rarity. I don't know how to explain it.
about the price it's about rarity if something is rare I love it like I don't
know how to explain it bro I don't know how to explain it there's something
wrong with my brain point it at gold gold gold gold gold slider then please
please that's autism is it yes again do it again do it again gold gold
please close oh wait so I'm buying the blues no shorts nine start collecting
plants then bro I was about to buy a rare plant recently what happened to
that guy wait not the set tracks wait you're right all set tracks I should
deny the guy stopped replying to me I'm not even joking I was like yeah yeah
I'm getting this. I hope you didn't sell it. Gold gold gold
Gold gold gold I asked the lady who remembers the plant lady who crashed the market by dooping plants
I asked her to make a video on top 10 plants. I hope she does it. There will be cinema good
Like top 10 rare as plants
good
There's some plants that take 10 years to grow
Isn't crazy
Give us a gold bro, please gold gold gold side of them. No nine
Minimal way, I'll take it
Five seven is a viable gun. I'll take it
Oh, no now I have to do gold trade-ups only with oh my god
Gold gold gold gold. Please chat remind me to never waste rats from the terminal on
trade-ups where I
I include a skin from the non-terminal, you know, only unboxed ones I should do.
Gold, gold, gold!
Shit.
You know, avocados trees take like 20 years to get avocados, really?
I love avocados.
Gold, gold, gold, silent.
That was Max Orange.
I should have taken that!
Minimal, I'll take it.
Can you use original owner certificate from old terminal?
But you can't trade up the rats.
Oh, these guys.
You can't trade up rats from the last time, because there is no gold in that, right?
Yeah, it doesn't work.
You can only trade up the rats.
Wait a second!
Stop what you're doing!
I said an idea.
What is the last terminal called?
Genesis.
Skins.
Terminal.
CS2.
Cheapest pink is what?
They're all the same.
of us. Steam steam steam. Hard cost a lot of money though. But shit I just realized one
thing. If you can trade up the pinks. Like what if I do a 50-50 trade up using pinks
from the old terminal and the new one. You know what I mean? Like these pinks are
lot cheaper or should be at least but they're not really right now hmm imagine
no certificate wait if I buy oh no but yeah you can unbox the old time but you
could with the old time and if you buy it like then you get the third and the
pinks I don't know you have to open the old time in it to do that yeah do you
think the price do I buy some all terminals I have an idea that moves
the market but I'm not invested you know what I mean like at least I got a
money like at least I got a profit a little bit of that great idea now I'm
not buying deny but that could be a play gold please
step-track deny step-track to be denied what if you do a mixed trade-up half
batch half non-batch that doesn't work aqua I've already tried it has to be ten
badges ten badges equals one batch or five rats equals one
imagine doesn't work on the gloves imagine doesn't work on the gloves
imagine I do a fucking five rat trade-up with five badges and then it
doesn't and then it doesn't show the batch I would crash up by 10 to open
for fillers now how much are the pings from the new like what's it called p 250
kin sugi are they even that much cheaper
they kind of because also the channel is way cheaper what okay I'm actually I'm
actually buying a few but I don't think this is a thing like I don't think
this is the thing
Problem is I have no fucking inventory space
Where it works how to have inventory space all right about a hundred about a hundred
40 euros
Because the thing is if you get
Don't question my view. Why did I overkill?
If that's the thing bro, I actually want to like span things, that is a deny, good,
good, good, good, good, please let it in now.
That's trying to even care about the the first symbol.
I don't think they do.
I don't mind this.
Don't get out of there! Now my inventory is full, GG.
Oooooohhhh...
Let me hide these really quick.
In here.
Do you collect XP from terminals? Oh, I don't think so.
You know what they need? They need a fucking mass select.
Like this is annoying.
Type one if you agree.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Alright, there we go.
And then why does this have to take so long?
Like what?
Hmm.
If I spam those for pink, how much should the pinks cost shed when they offer them to you?
Oh, but you have to do the trade up and then hit the red...
Like 3 euros, no shots.
3 euros to 50 euros, if actually no.
This is peak moneyways, Sally, I don't think you see the division, bro.
I mean, it is a moneyways because I'm hunting the fucking logo that doesn't have any meaning, but...
But when it comes to hunting the logo, this makes sense.
Hey, hands behind the air, bro.
Or...
hmm my water bottle just squirted on me gg
hmm fuck I really want to do a gold trade up
and try that out I'm not even joking gold gold gold
let's keep opening these for now without edging
gold gold gold just slide in the fucking gloves deny
chat sound edge or no sound edge gloves
next wide 0.66 not good enough
next gold gold gold sliders that's not good enough that is not good enough
boom that is not good enough we don't want that track we want non-status so
we can try it out good now we take that we take that we take that again do
it again do it again well do it again Bobby give us fucking red but not
any red give us the fucking gloves gloves gloves gloves not another clock not
another op you've shown us today one op and two fucking glocks I have all the
point oh I'm not good enough deny give us a fucking gold right now no two
Genesis red three dead head red three dead hand whoa whoa whoa wait wait wait wait
two Genesis rats three dead hand reds straight up
how much are the pings in the other collection do I have to trade up no
that doesn't work you piece of shit bro I'm actually spent I'm actually I'm
actually stupid that doesn't work because the other redstone trade up to
Golds. Oh my god. How did I forget already kill? Oh my gosh
Gold gold gold
Gold gold gold Bobby slide it suck
0.69 that's a sign good
You hunt pinks for 50 50 then I rest with sir. Yeah, see that's the play right that is the play
all that's pricey though
But then again cheaper than
Or same price as doing a fucking normal retro right up, but you do get the free sir
Go it go it go it slidered and maybe slide it the fucking now
Feel tested
Denied
How only can you explain how this terminal works?
So you buy the terminal for right now they cost ten dollars the last time it'll only cost one dollar right now
Why because at some point these won't become profitable anymore
This is Valves this idea of squeezing out as much money as possible from the counter strike community
And I'm all for it. Give me a go right now
The terminal offers you five skins for a price and this price changes dynamically
Valve adjusts the price in a way over time where this price will equal the steam market price
Why are they doing this so they can get the first sale instead of you?
Pause
22
The thing now is
this trades up to a third but the the p250 and pink costs five dollars this one
costs 22 so I deny this one right this is a skip deny gold gold gold boom
slide it why did I deny that except why did I deny that the client will score
Well, Kurtle, bro, take back what you said that did not happen, bro.
Let me close my curtains, uh, open my curtains.
I want more sunlight, bro.
I need some vitamin D.
No, no, no.
Don't say I'll vape.
I'm not vaping, bro.
I need some vitamin D.
Ah, we're back.
We're back.
Here we go.
Check this out.
Rats or golds?
or cheap pinks I want cheap rats cheap pinks or expensive golds boys say it
with me cheap rats cheap pinks expensive golds right now nine that's
probably not a not a pink bubblegum pink cheap pink of 50 nine gold
Factual gloves three two one
Right now
deny deny
David
Don't you dare?
Let me go dry all day again today. Okay. I've had it where I did 1,000 rewolds and I didn't get anything
I want gloves and only gloves
And she breathes and she pings, but we don't talk about that good
9, 9, 9. Use all the luck on goals. Why didn't you triple text after that?
I've never seen a triple text after blue! There must be a sign!
Huh?
Stetrek.
Stetrek?
Wait, triple text into Stetrek?
Could be a sign!
Into a Stetrek proper.
This is not your normal unbox.
Wait a second.
Bobby, are you speaking to me?
I'm buying that. I'm buying that.
I'm buying that.
No, no, no, I'm buying that.
For sure I'm buying that.
That's profit right there.
That's like $1 profit, $2.
Gold, gold, gold, silent.
Fuck, I need a regus, but I can't stand up.
I need to keep looking at what's inside of the next one.
Like I cannot take my mouse on the toilet, like I can't.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
What do I do?
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Nine.
Please, bro, please, please, please, good.
Nine.
Come on.
Gold in the next eight detans.
I trust you, Quentin.
I had a friend in high school who was named Quentin and he was not riding a fuckin' motorcycle.
Quentin was riding...
I've never seen something like that before.
He was riding a...
...a quad.
Ha ha ha!
Bro, pull up at school with a quad.
Loki boss, Loki boss.
I think it's safer than a motorcycle, or?
You can't fall to the sides.
Wait, what's the last one? I hope that was last.
Good, good, good.
W. Quentin.
Gold.
Gold! Gold! Please slide an Ember!
Now!
Oh ho ho ho ho! Wait, it's first on for though.
Guys, we have to discuss this one.
The last time I pulled gloves, I denied a pink and it turned into a gold.
But this is a pink that we can use for a trade-up for a red that will have the first owner's certificate.
For four euros only.
10 of these equals a rat with first owner certificate.
Let that summer.
But then again, I can just get the gloves right now by declining this.
Maybe.
Chad, we have to make a rule set right now because else I will always have to ask this
question.
Let's say straight up what epidemic set to always deny pings on first offer unless the
like number won't float of course.
Like first offer makes it really really weird.
That's the same set up as we had the last time during the gloves opening exclamation
gloves.
What we're going to do is decline it.
Why?
Because the same exact thing happened the last time.
We had a pink on first roll, we denied it into a blue and we denied it into a pair of gloves.
Check this out.
What is that?
Okay.
That's fine.
Nine.
Don't say lol.
The last time it was a purple on the second and the third gold.
Here we go.
Now should be a gold.
Grumps, Grumps!
Oh no.
Number one float.
Oh gosh.
This is bad.
Please.
No.
I'm actually pissed.
I'm actually pissed. That Peter 50 was away.
It was pathing the way towards a Glove straight up.
Gold. Gold. Gold.
Gold.
No drums.
That is a pink though, right?
Please tell me it's the P250 again because I denied it.
Please tell me you came back. Oh no.
Okay guys.
Hear me out.
Fuck that setup.
Fuck that rule set.
The last time, sorry, the next time,
We see a pink on first off of... No, no, no, no, no.
ANYTIME!
We see a pink...
...for less than six euros we take it.
Please hold me accountable.
Don't believe in that voodoo fucking bullshit of denying a pink and it turns into a gold.
This is... We are not need us, bro.
We are not need us, bro.
Slide in the gold. I should have never done that. We learned our lesson though.
Gold, gold, gold.
Gold, gold...
deal in the chat deal in the chat hello hello let me check out hello this is
worthy time thank you very much next next next next next good good come on
holding it in this bad for you wait really you know it's bad getting a
blue good double oh three float alert float alert what are we talking what are
talking what are we talking what are we talking I'm for Zuba stick are we
talking top 10 in the world quickly because everyone denies blues
was nevermind out get that shit out turn into gold meters we went from a
low-float to a high-float is this a sign that rareness is upon us aka
They facture new gloves. One of one in the world!
Bobby!
Deny.
There's still one more roll.
Nay, two more rolls. Good!
Last roll, last roll.
This one feels weird, guys.
I'm telling you there's a gold in this.
I'm telling you there's a gold!
We accept those.
We accept those. We accept those.
No, no, no, no.
There's no discussion, guys.
We accept the M-force.
The M-force is a good play skin.
Gold.
Go to the toilet, I forgot that I had to go to the toilet, but you just reminded me.
Why did you do that?
GOALT!
NINE!
GOALT GOALT GOALT GOALT GOALT
Come on, please, please, please!
Oh, me!
NINE, NINE, NINE, NINE, NINE, NINE!
GOALT GOALT GOALT GOALT GOALT
GOALT GOALT GOALT GOALT GOALT GOALT GOALT GOALT!
Slide it in.
FOR US!
That's the NINE, right?
Yes.
We need a pink or a gold.
Pink or gold.
Pink or gold
NOW!
HAH HAH HAH HAH
missing the hour long lots of full game play-throughs like Minecraft story mode
yo hey bro that is the second time someone has mentioned Minecraft story mode
today we gotta do that shit soon bro I agree I agree I agree who was there when
we played Minecraft story mode bro that show was cinema I'm not even joking it
felt like watching a movie like a Minecraft movie alright guys I have to
hit the toilet real quick I have to it's my mom out of Spotify please please
please please please yes um i'll hit you with
uh
yeah we i'll hurry up six seconds i'll be back then we fucking open the gold
we're going to gold max today for the first time in a long time okay gold max gold gold
gold in the chat six seconds i will be back then we bust these open bro starting now
I
Ready to get a gold
All eyes on the girls check this out
Dinner is ready who's hungry
Fuck bowl with chicken jockey
Cheers my friends!
Cheers!
Oh my god, I'm so hungry.
Alright, here we go.
Imagine, fast taste since comeback cold.
It's not raw.
Gold for gold.
Now!
It's like you can get an Aldi Lidl.
It's like pre-cooked chicken.
It's golden bro, it's golden.
it's like quick it's nice good good i heard from people say that i only eat ingredients bro
i don't just eat ingredients like what like we all only eat ingredients but right now i uh
it's already seasoned though hmm come on try it look at youtube chat your mod is asking
I'm looking at your question.
Gold!
Why is it lagging?
That's my terminal.
It should be top left.
Huh?
Was that the first roll?
What the fuck?
Is that a sign?
No it ain't 0.4 20
Guys by the way one thing
Listen to me, bro
We have actually some some some what I hope should be fun shit prepared for today
But I'm scared that I get stuck in the terminals and I can't get out
You need to help me get out of the terminals guys
We have we can do prop hunt today prop hunt in CS 2
There's a sick ass fucking workshop map, Dima has played it recently and it looks hella fucking fun.
It's ready.
We can do prop hunt vs 60 people. Just unbox the gold.
After one gold we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we stop. Okay?
Quick gold, quick check for the back to back and the back to back to back and the back to nothing to back and the back to nothing to nothing to back and then we are out.
Gold gold gold let's start at step one which is getting a gold that ain't a gold
bro that ain't a gold bro nature pandas you can't get pandas from these what are
you you happen about gold gold gold seven cents I'll take it I'll take it
Any day of the week
He bought Pandora's what the hell he
Actually
good good good
Check we want cloud rake loves all the proper ones the proper ones. I really want to unbox myself
The beat works beat works. We want beat works. We went cloud chasers
And we want the I
Wouldn't mind the pillow the pillow runs pillow punch us
I wouldn't mind the rep china ones. They're going for a lot
I wouldn't mind the budget vices one of those past sold for fucking eight thousand dollars apparently not even in fact
You just imagine fact new gg
That's how may not be real though
Really
Your YouTube what unboxed minimal rag loves
Why am I much opening terminals?
Oh hell no.
Guys, you don't have to unbox terminals.
What the fuck? What did he get? What did he get?
You don't have to unbox terminals.
Sergeant, you?
Sergeant, message me. Just message me on Discord. Oh, who got it? Who got it?
Who got it?
Am I getting trolled to check YouTube set?
Mac 10.
Good.
No!
Nine.
That's first on our symbol we'll be showing again.
Nine's hour.
It's a scam.
Maybe in the future they do something with it but right now it does really not a lot.
It's just cringe if you care about it.
Loki, I'm cringe.
Hell streamer, I'm not checking your YouTube chat.
HELL NO!
I just read out your message!
Goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat.
Goat, goat, goat, goat, goat.
BLEH!
Denied.
Bro, I'm happy that I didn't do a sound dash.
I'm a mess of
I'm done.
I am no bi.
No bi.
Mm-mm.
Golds only.
Mm-mm.
Gold, gold, gold.
Slide it in for us.
Now.
And boom.
Window sharp.
Ah.
Whoa!
Wait, wait, wait.
No, minimal wear, minimal wear.
Do we prefer minimal wear pings, though?
That means we can upgrade to fucking
two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,
two low float gloves.
I did say we accept any pink below five.
T, is it worth it to accept pings
and then do a trade-off for decent gloves?
So if I bought 10 of these,
it's 100 euros for one rat,
which means,
No, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T.
I buy cheap ones from this
and I buy the field tested ones from the other one, no?
For trade up, middleware is great.
Or do they also scale it?
This is a tough one.
I think it's a buy.
Epidemic, this guy got fucking eight gloves in one day.
With the terminals, I'm not even joking.
Epidemic, did you know?
I don't know if you're hunting for the first-owner symbol.
Did you know that if you trade up 10 first-owner symbols,
it gives you a first-owner symbol,
aka you can trade up the first-owner symbol gloves?
We tested it, it works.
You got a heart attack.
I don't know if I accept these guys.
He actually just had a heart attack. He's buying the cheap terminals as we speak.
Guys, I think I'm buying that. If you want to see Glove straight up, you should be spamming
buy buy buy buy. Literally. This is one step closer to a Gold Shredder. To a massive
one. A really significant one. You got a heart attack? Epidemic gets through.
crazy now
gold gold gold
slide the fuck into our inventory now
come on gold
gold
gold spam I will see you guys let's manifest it
ero did you know about it
well I can't repeat it gold
The sun is shining! The sun is finally shining!
The North Macedonia gloves. They look like they're flagged.
I've seen some great combos on Reddit.
150 bucks for field tests that does not sound too bad, or?
Especially with the first-owner symbol. Oh man, I'm so cringe.
That is not too bad, or?
Arrow, the second you joined, I get gloves. You are the ultimate Kirk, bro!
Bro yesterday arrow was cocking Jesus is unboxing and they do Scott the sapphire into a ruby into an emerald into a fucking black
But I'm not joking arrow. You're the fucking go bro
You're the fucking goat once you're sitting in the chair watching someone open something they just get blast ever
I love you, bro. I
Actually love you right now the second he joined his first message the second re-roll gold what?
Arrow please stay I'll pay you to watch
They sell for around 400 a cross-buff and see his float now. We're talking now. We're talking
150 baby 150
But you already know that we're going for the back-to-back boys. I may not even buy this right now
Why because we're gold maxing right now. We're gold maxing
I'm gonna be I'm not gonna deny this
I'm gonna keep these open except these in two days because I keep any gloves that I unboxed why because of the first one assemble
I'm gonna be the only guy that owns every single pair of gloves with first-owner symbol
Sally, I hope you didn't hear that. I hope you didn't hear that
Now I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that
I'm not gonna do that only the ones once I get the ones that I want I'll stop
These are not the ones that I want. These are not the ones that I want. I
Want
These ones right here boys
Once I get these, I'm done. Once I get these I'm done. And Cloud Chase us. No, no, no, no.
Once I get these I'm done. Actually, this is my dream combo with the butterfly. Don't
say ew. I like the fact that you say ew. It turns me on. Because that makes my combo
even more unique not everyone likes it to me it's pure sex that combo that I'm
aiming for all right we got our first pair of gloves of the day boys and girls
did we say we stop here I don't think we did where we supposed to do something
else today if they're so ready with proper I don't think so gold gold gold
give us one more pair of gloves we'll check for the back to back imagine the
game is glitch imagine the game is glitch the back to nothing to back
This is technically still the second tunnel. This will technically still be a back to back. I've seen it
I've seen other people do it. We can do it. What stops us from doing it? What stops us? Who stops us?
Gaben? No, no, no, no, no, no.
He better not be stopping us. Was. Last chance.
Last chance. Hold on a second. Boom!
Accept. We take all the M-Force. We take all the fucking
A a a a a a...
USP us
Guys, I'm actually done in a bit. I'm actually maybe I just buy big lost. So I hold myself back from buying more terminals
Because my balance is fading gold gold gold slide it
Again do it again chat were by the looks now yay one eight
That way we can only like I'll stop once my balance is at zero. What is my balance right now?
What's my bag what's my
oh gosh oh gosh guys somebody stop me from from not spending this balance
today bro because I'm looking at 400 bucks I'm not mean any I'm not looking
at 400 euros no no no no I'm looking at 400 divided by 10 aka 40 fucking
terminals aka 40 times 5 to 100 cases worth of fucking re-rolls I don't see
the 400 I see the fucking terminals good gold gold
sure sir dry by the gloves so I can open less
or do I buy the gloves later so I can open more
hmm
good good good come on give us the beatbox
No!
Nine.
In fact, showing you.
Mods just remind me once we're at...
I also have a rat that I have to buy.
Double it and give it to the next person.
Trippy doesn't work like that.
Gold.
Slide it!
Uhhhh...
Hey, I wonder what you like to buy my prosthesis thick with the print stream painting over it.
I don't know what a prosthesis thick is, but I appreciate that.
Is that a skin?
Thank you for the 5 on YouTube super chat by Drilla.
Descend with the 5 Swiss Franks saying, look what new gloves I got from 20% watch.
That looks like an IP grabber, I'm not gonna lie.
That is a accept.
Accept.
Why aren't you opening cases, brother?
Cases are from yesterday, bro.
Nowadays we're getting scanned by fucking gaming for a thousand percent lie.
You have not gotten the update apparently, huh?
He has not gotten up yet yet.
Goal, goal, goal.
Stature doesn't matter, still profit.
Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal.
His prop hunt today depends on how these cases are going, bro.
Goal, goal, goal.
Slide it!
Nine, Buddha.
Bro, I actually really wanted to do the prop hunt, but you know what?
I would do even more, re-roll this one.
Goal!
Nine.
Please, bro.
Please slide it in.
Just please slide it in, bro.
One more time.
No!
Oh, man, I forgot what it feels like.
My last goal was minutes ago.
What is this shit?
Slide it.
Gaben!
I
Denied
D9 you sound like it's weaker
Shisei. Oh god
I actually feel like oh god. This is actually bad. Should I hadn't felt like this?
Since we we since the gold gold gold times. I'm not joking
Who was that the OGs they just get they just get how do you say when you get reminded of the old times?
bro I used to open cases like oh my god that should have me going bro who you
you you good good good nostalgic yes yes yes yes yes but then again bro this
phase will be over very very very very very very soon this may be the last time
opening today I'm not even joking good shi-sa-al-ta again once I get the
beatworks bro I'm done with cases bro I'm done you said that three days ago
no I didn't sell it no I didn't try to find the clip bro look thank you
the five on YouTube bro saying dang that could have been an arched gold what
could have been you'll stop don't say that bro and mr. Jim ride thanks for the
$10 I told you Sunburst feel tested on a member like two hours ago wait I do
remember wait a second I actually do remember seeing his message I'm not in
the joking if he said don't forget about me when you see what
That was one hour ago. He doubled down.
And he's gonna get caught for your testin'!
Who the fuck are you?
Is that the only thing he called?
Fas!
Did you work for Valve?
Yo, yo, yo, my friend, my friend.
friend. Jim red one or one. What are you calling for the next one? Wait a second. What are you
calling for the next one? Are there more golds today or no? And if so, which one? Oh no,
he may have just dipped. Who the fuck is that guy? What are the odds of that? There's
22 new gloves 20
Can't double or nothing
Yo, bro
I'm not joking may work for love and now he doesn't want to call another one to not looks us
What the fuck Jim red? I know who you are, bro. I know what you are
And I appreciate you for calling that one. Yo, just make sure
that you put the proper ones in my next one please bro please I'll actually do
anything bro I'll pop by MCL and give you a kiss gold gold gold facture new
beat works please nine water gold gold gold and tell Bobby to put the price at
ten bucks thank you no wait wait wait wait we take that a seven dollar pink
that's right a fuel for gold oh hell yeah baby oh hell yeah that same price
This is the P250s.
We're getting there, we're getting there.
We only need five reds for a gold trade up. Remember that, that's only 50 pinks.
And I get some pinks from the other terminals.
Gold. Nine.
Gold, gold, gold.
Wait, I only need 50 pinks.
Shut your bitch up.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
What are you doing, Bobby?
Shut, we only need 50 pinks for a gold trade up.
50 times 5 euros?
AHHHHH!
What?
Remind me to not sell any pings, I'm not joking.
Remind me to not sell any pings and accept all pings that are not the Aklane.
All pings that are not the Aklane on study.
Gold!
This one!
Oh my god!
I take that.
Have you seen Donut's Twitch?
Let me guess.
It's gonna be something with better than owner's CS which is complete fucking crap which I
may report because that's fucking misinformation for the content that she's doing.
It is not loading.
GG.
I'm refreshing.
Let's see the title.
I just opened Twitter, okay?
I just opened Twitter.
I just opened it.
That's it.
That's the first...
Look, I didn't do anything.
The first...
Switch, switch, switch, switch, switch, switch, switch, switch, switch, switch, switch,
I don't know what's going on, that just popped up on my screen, I'm not talking about what-
I actually can't show that.
Wait, I can change the title!
Okay, um...
Quick...
I don't think that will work. I don't think that will work. The next one I said CSN 4.20
pixel. I pause it in life. I pause it in life. Hello guys.
She's clueless. Yeah, she's clueless. Now the notes are popping up.
Wait wait wait wait wait
Sh!t
She doesn't know, she doesn't know
She doesn't know that I can change the title
It's not my fault, it wasn't my Twitter feed
It's not my fault, I have some weird algorithm bro
Yeah
Okay listen, listen up
I'm saying the title is because
People say
The G&C shit
Dude, I didn't
I didn't jump 420 in the show match
In Austin, in front of a whole arena
So much for the tournament!
AAAAAAHHHH!
That fast!
4-20. Much first.
One second, Dona. One second.
Chat!
AWP Queen's Gambit!
Stedtrick feel tested!
For 168 euros.
OOOOOOOOH!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's Daddy though, it's Daddy though.
How much is that right in you?
Steal trick, Steal trick, Steal trick, Steal trick.
What?
Holy scam!
Next!
Oh, hell no!
That could have been a gold!
Oh, cheap rats!
Good!
Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine.
I'm actually sad about that, guys.
good not gonna be sad about this one though because so many messages so we're
trolling so we are trolling okay gold gold gold slight the fucking nine do it
again do it again do it again do it again wait I thought wait what was the
one I'm saying I forgot good good good please bro sound edge nine right now
Gold! Please!
I buy that though.
We always buy the USPS. Trust me, bro.
She's bitching about the title.
But the title is correct.
But the title is correct now.
Transaction completed. Enjoy.
Enjoy my USPS. Thank you very much.
Mr. Matthew, thank you for the 670 euros.
I got an AK, the oligarch factory new.
0.067.
I'll collect as interested in that.
I don't think there's any 670 collectors right now.
I'm not gonna lie
For the flood yet, maybe they are I don't know
What the fuck is crown check my alignment what the fuck is crown check my alignment. What does that mean?
Yeah
Who are you?
Six months up out of nowhere with the hunter bump. Are you crazy?
Yo nothing but hearts in the chat I thought it was a crypto coin for a
second but no it ain't it's a guy with the cutest profile picture a double you
animal what is this animal called it's like a beaver right with the beaver
profile picture just sharing a hundred zifters bruh nah your heart's in the
fucking shat bruh for crown shaka alignment what a unique name I thought
it was a crypto coin bruh I thought it was a crypto coin an otta yes yes
Yes, yes, yo put the auto emoji whoever's an apple on apple keyboard right now put the auto. Oh
My god, there it is. Look at that. That is so cute
This is the windows one and this is the I prefer this one looks cute
Yo hearts in the check bro for fucking crown chakra alignment with the auto P of P bro
hundred gifted your nuts
nah
Nah mood up with a hundred and crown chakra alignment. Thank you guys. Hey, I'll spend it on some terminals, bro
Okay, check. Do I buy the gloves?
Hmm, or do I open more terminals now? What does that mean?
Crown chakra! You decide.
Do I buy these gloves, which means we can only open?
We can open less terminals today.
Or do I...
Or do I buy this in two days from now?
So we can open more right now.
Do I buy all the rats right now, aka less openings, but more?
Um...
Hmm...
Actually maybe don't say I don't want the check to be mad at you bro
Is that a new terminal?
Static!
Oh no
Guys my hands are tight my hands are tight my hands are tight my hands are tight my hands are tight
Bro like bro bro bro bro bro. He gifted a hundred bro. Come on G
Come on G like what do you want me to do bro like come on, bro
I have to be so some some gratitude. No
Gotcha
Be nice
You know what this means bro could be a fucking golden here, bro
The last time we denied a pink it turned into a blue and then it turned into a fucking gold check this out
The pink into the fucking shh shh shh shh shh. It didn't work. It didn't work
Be nice gold gold gold. Yeah, I appreciate the hundred balls and then on some more tunnels Sally
Can we get some smileys in the chat Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally loves seeing terminal openings cold
AAAAAAAAHHH NOOOOOOO!
This is the one pink that we don't want, chat, don't hype this shit up, bro!
We want the cheap pinks that we can trade up to reds for trade-ups.
This one is expensive, and it's not profitable, is it?
Whoa!
Well worn.
40, it's 20 right now.
Is that a bye or no, chat? Is that a bye or no?
I can't use these for trade-ups, cuz the other pinks are so much cheaper.
But is this gonna be profit in a week from now?
How's it gonna drop?
It's not 0.420. I think that's a deni and we open two more worth of terminals right here, right?
I'm gonna leave it open. I'm gonna leave it open for later. We can still decide we can still decide right now
I just want a gold max. I want the maximum amount of golds. I want the maximum amount of golds
We've already had a pair I want another pair. We had the North Macedonian gloves
I want the purple ones the beatbox or the cloud chasers gold gold gold
Slide it the fucking make them fucking you show me a power factory new gloves now
Your wallet worry out with the fucking 10 gifted hats in the fucking check that will also go towards
Terminates breath hats in the fucking check gold gold gold. I didn't come on
nine
Denied deny go next go again go again go again faster faster, please we go
Bobby is there good in there? Yeah, what a warrior with fucking 10 again back to back times back to back times
He's doing this shit on my ass right now. You're thank you, bro. How's the fucking checkbox right now for wallaboria?
And for chakra and for chakra put the auto emoji one more time good. No
deny deny deny
Is there another gold in there Sally? Are you with me, bro? Are you with me, Sally?
Gold, gold, gold, right here, right now, for us! Please!
Yo, Mr. LLL Peter with another fucking 10, bro. That's terminals right there, that's summons right there
That's five terminals, bro. Heart in the fucking chat for L Peter, bro. For L Peter, bro
Thank you G for gassing up our car. That's called terminal gold gold gold
Slider fucking I don't want to see no more rats. I don't want to see no more rats unless they're cheap guys
We're only gonna accept less than
$70 rats, okay
Confirm that type deal in the chat. We accept less than $10 pinks. No, no, no, no less than eight euro pinks and less than
10 times 5, neat times 10 and less than 80 euro rats.
Those we all accept and we think about the other ones, okay?
You know, you're Mr. Spoon with another 10.
That's another fucking, that's another fucking 10, neat.
5, 10 minutes, half an hour fucking shut.
I'd have to buy some in a minute here.
Gold, gold, gold.
I know there's another gold in here bro, I'm not even joking.
The first one hit early, do we go a thousand dry again?
I don't think so.
We check the float point or two next and see how already pressed deny once I inspect the skin point on a nine max
I already hold down to non-waste a second check the float after holding point to do next
Golds golds golds. I am locked. We deny that shit last of our incoming this one
We have to really check out do we buy or not if it's a use PS we buy
Stats right denied next in star skip
We don't need that animation of ripping apart the fucking iPad instant to the next terminal could be a goal already
Slide it in Bobby. What do you have in store for us?
Nine next don't even consider that gold is incoming gold gold gold
That's a fucking 20 euro pink. I said less than eight. I said less than eight. No, no, no, no, no
Guys, do you trust me being the driver of this boat of checking the floats of checking the pattern pattern six seven
We consider pattern for 20 we consider
Accept! M4 we accept! Use pairs we accept! Dillerneth with 10 gifted. That's another 5 terminals, half an hour fucking chat box.
Dillerneth, thanks for keeping that party alive. After this, I'll buy some more terminals. We have 2 more, I think. 2 more before we rebuy.
Gold. Gold. Gold. Bobby, what do you have in store? InstaNex. InstaNex. .41, next! Give us a low float right now.
0.29, next. You can give us the number one lowest
field of this game. 0.42, next. Gold, gold, gold.
Right now. 0.41, next. He's saying chomp chomp. I say
bye bye. Next. Gold. Last offer. Boom! Deny.
M249, we deny. Insta skip out of that animation. Don't want to waste
any fucking second. After this we have to revive. Mods.
Get the second tab ready for the purchase of dead hand terminals.
Have a biota coming in gold gold gold sort of fusion is always scared
It's another gold today or no
Are we wasting our time and money right now hold on a second guys every single time I deny the whole package
It's minus 10. Are we getting fucked in the ass right now? You have more terminus in the storage unit?
No, I don't we always buy Zubastix those terminus other terminus guys
They're the cheap ones. I don't want to open those only bigger ones right now only the gloves once so it is time
To stack up a little bit more
Here we go
What are we looking at price wise I bought them for nine euros, please don't tell me them all right now nine
It's fine, I'm gonna go step by step I'm gonna buy 20 right now, and I'm doing a biota for the
10 by 10 or 20 by 20 10 by 10 or 20 by 20
If I buy these I barely have enough money to buy the gold and they're in the rats
Let's buy 20 right now let's buy 20 right now see how it's going
10 by 10 are we doing baby steps do I look like a baby or how no we're doing fucking grown man steps bro 20 by 20
gold gold gold slightly fucking I know it's in here some somewhere we already
fucking duck our way through the blues in the ocean of blues to find one gold
is there one more gold in here is there one more gold in here do we have to go
low do we have to go up where are the golds hiding down at the bottom of the
marina trench but the beach and fucking Denmark we denied empty for
I'm gonna next insta go next insta boom. You see that shit unlocked
Gold gold gold Bobby speak to me
Speak to me. I hope your VPN is on because this is a big offer. Boom. She's a
Go again
Come on good
So we got prop hunt after this who's break up for prop hunt good good
This has to be a joke
Show us a fucking pink or fucking go
Bobby I'm not playing no more. I don't look like a guy who you want fucking beef with
I'll fucking won we won your ass in MMA fucking rock paper scissors on counter strike and you would use every
I can't in fucking battle Scott Zuba stick. I should have accepted that
Go go good
Check would I beat Bobby in a one-way one be honest? He looks old. No look at his picture
That's easy, bro. I hit him with an A whether GG go go go
Bobby, please, bro, please, you're making this stressful, I'm not even joking, bro, why are you baiting us?
Why are you baiting us?
You showed us four rats today and only one gold.
I know those other odds, I know those other odds.
You're supposed to get one gold every four rats, but why can you not break the odds for you and for a loyal customer?
If you go to a local barbershop or to a local restaurant, you know what they give you after you check something out?
After you go for food, they give you a fucking bonus card.
Every ten times you come, you get one lunch for free.
I'm a loyal customer. Where is my bonus card? Where's my discount? I haven't seen none of that. Gold, gold, gold.
More golds than rats is the least you can do for me, Bobby. More golds than you show us rats.
Slide it. You got sunbursts? We got sunbursts, yes.
We're going for more. We are going for more. I'm not happy with just sunbursts.
I'm gonna start opening until the fucking sun goes down. Why don't you know that? Fuck!
It's fine. Teach Bobby a little business lesson. No deals unless he's showing us the golds, bro.
No deals unless he's showing us the golds.
Bobby, you want to make a deal? Show me a gold.
Really, bro.
Point eight. We skipped that. Not our number one highest. Go next. Go again.
Suck.
PB Bison.
Next.
Gold. Gold. Gold. Boom!
Three blues in a row. You know what that means?
Something massive is incoming.
It's Tsunami is approaching, boys and girls.
And it's a fucking golden tsunami. Boom!
9! Stetrek!
I think that's a deny, but I keep it open because last offer doesn't really matter right now.
That is a deny though, right?
It's Stetrek, what? Stetrek well won for 60?
Chat, Stetrek does not trade up to Golds, bro. We don't want that.
Go next.
What is she called again? What is that?
Fully tuned.
Again, again.
Step-track.
She wanted how much?
I think it was a scam, guys.
50 for Steadywell 1.
Hundred right now.
What are the actual sales?
80.
That's not gonna last.
I'm gonna keep it open because last offer, but that is gonna be an deny.
Do I teach him a business lesson right now, deny it right now?
I don't know if I should.
Mr. Lukas, thank you for the seven Canadian dollars on YouTube super chat saying did he get a gold yet?
We did get a gold yet gloves sunburst X mach mark gloves on twitch the clip is there
Gold gold gold there has to be another one in here. That is once again three blues in a row
You know what that means. You know what that means gold. I think gold
Gold gold let's make this a clip right here nine
Go next. I declined that. It's steady. Fuck that track. Fuck that track. Gold, gold, gold.
I know there's one more in here. Oh! A lot of messages, boys. A six times text. You know what that means.
There's something great incoming, bro. Gold, gold, gold.
Sally you can spam the clip for all the YouTube frogs hopping over who want to just see the
clip right now.
Deny.
Just spam it spam it spam it.
Bam bam bam bam.
Deny deny.
Ah!
Super stick!
Not gonna do the same mistake twice.
I'm not stupid.
Fanda only strikes twice in my city, aye?
Never fuckin' thr- never twice.
Wait, what did I say?
Gold gold gold.
it in Bobby. Boom! No, no, no, no, no. Mr. Uno with the five on YouTube super chat.
Yo, no bin anything. Happy lady while working a job. I hate would love a chance to work
with you Sunday. Go for real check shots. Um, there is we do pay I do pay what is
it, 10,000 euros every month for clippers, exclamation mark clipping. I think it is
that that's all explained. But of course, it's only if I get it's view dependent,
right every month is 10k though even if nobody is clipping still the person with
the most views will get their money like in it's always 10k every month
leaving my bank account exclamation mark clipping if you want to join in w
title
who did this who did this I need names now I am not joking
Why should I think
What was so funny don't know
On everything that's not funny don't know I put something true in the chat and you put something that you know makes me angry in the check
On everything that's not funny donna. I put something true in the chat
That you know makes me angry
Are you?
My god, I'm sorry. Oh my god
Yeah
No, no no no. I'm here. I don't want to get back on track. Yeah. No no no no no no no
Chill chill chill. Don't don't don't don't don't don't you know that you you know that that that that's that that that's the one thing
That we don't talk about
Please don't do that don't uh please don't ever do that again. Please
it's fine now we even okay now we even now we even I change your time you
change mine gold gold gold please yo where's karma please but let me see a
good right now let me see a good give me donors his favorite gloves in
factory new please karma bump nine brother don't a star leg old don't
the as-ta-la-gold.
Huh! Lack!
Bobby?
Huh? What took him so long?
Goat loading in or what?
Goat slowly loading in or what?
Minimal wear. Next, next, next. Do it again.
When prop hunt? Very, very soon.
Goat, goat, goat, goat, goat!
Nein!
Where is it? Gold!
Hubbybee!
Minwea!
I'm so happy for him!
Bobby why not me? Why not me?
Gold gold gold gold gold
There's also something sweet coming your way soon for all the for all the clippers, bro
I have I bought a lot of blue gem deagles. Look at these. These are all blue gem all tier one blue gems
That I purchased for clip as I'm gonna sign them and then once you reach
I don't know like what I don't know what we should do like
100,000 news one million use something like this then you get one of these sent sent out easy close
Gold gold gold exclamation mark clipping
Give us a fucking gold boat don't a star. Boom any questions to all of all of us on the discord answering all questions
All of us my goats boom nine al-tah
So you can clip it as well pin it rule slide it nine al-tah. I'm gonna crash out give us a fuck
Give us a fucking go right now
Okay, Jack since we have gotten our one fucking gold we haven't gotten anything. Is that normal? Is that normal?
so you can just spam it for the next minute accept always accept the use
yeses throw always this is fire ammo this is fire ammo next gold gold gold
change the offer limit why gold gold gold slide it in now factory new check
Float 9. Go again. Go again. BOOM!
0.41. Go again. Go next. Go next. Selling you the gold.
Okay boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. Is it the song? Is it the music?
Because Don De Estar is good. Don De Estar.
Arrow, we need you to crack us again. Arrow, please start watching.
Please start sitting in that chair watching me open these, bro.
The last time you're first time locked in, bro.
We got a fucking gold yesterday. You were cocking him Zeus. He got five gems. That sounds ridiculous and it is gold gold gold
Come on. Where's the cock? Lord? Where's the cock nicer? Why did I press escape? Okay?
This is not working Chad, this is not working. Oh is it this one right now?
And it really isn't working it really isn't working bro. It really isn't working
For real, it's not actually jokes aside. It's not working bro. Last of all last case magic
Badass got a bite. I buy that. I buy that. Tybleed.
What? Only five terminals left? Oh, nine. Gold, gold, gold. Gold, gold, gold. This is
not a good look, guys. Gold, gold, gold. Come on. We've went through so much. Why can't
you just slide it in one more time, bro? You've slid it in thrice now, I think.
Slidden in thrice why not four times come on. Let's make history Bobby. Let's make history, bro
You gave us the Wi-Fi gloves. You gave us the fucking what are they called?
The snow gloves brr ice cold and you gave us ooh
Max orange point nine one accept the re-night shed last offer accept accept
Accept
For sure
Last offer that's a steal
You know, it's nice. Go gold slide it in, please. Okay
Come on, baby
D9 D9 D9 D9 do trade-ups already
Chad, do you want to see gloss trade-ups? Yes or no? I can cook something up for the future. Oh
God, you know what I will actually do after finding out
That you can trade up ten of these like logos to a logo
I'm gonna actually open terminals off stream hunting things for trade-ups from the cheap terminals
I'm not gonna open these off stream, but the like the other ones off stream just so I get the things
Does that make sense?
Like the 30 cents ones, and I'm just gonna farm things for trade up
because if i buy pings they're not gonna have offer buy rats for the shredder
they're not gonna have the the logo you know now sadly this is not a victim bro
it's just me hunting the gloves deny deny I just put two full throttles and a
fat new pink in 12 Genesis terminals your blue fox congrats bro I don't get
scammed by Bobby bro they may not be profitable go go go
Shit, it looks.
I'm normal. Thank you for the 10 euros on YouTube Super Chat.
They say, where is the gold?
Where is the gold?
I don't know. I don't know.
I want it to be. I want it to be.
But I don't know.
No, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
That I know, we're never going to deny that shit.
Next.
Bobby, where is it?
Where is it?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Bobby Kiroshenger con con two
Ahora please come on
Yeah, who's Spanish? Oh god
gold gold gold
Gold gold gold lo siento gold gold gold
Slider in slide it in nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine again again again
You'll fit candle was good rough
point nine nine six float alert could that be the number one highest in the
world that is my question right now the question of the top of my dome
deagle fire breath highest float nine nine six is what we have to who so close
It's number three. I'm still buying it though. That's cheap. Title stop. I thought do not
change something again. My last terminal! Was? The last one before I buy more. Gold gold
gold. Slide it in baby. Bobby please bro please. Let's end it on a good note. Let's
end it on a good note if you look into my inventory right now you see that this
is my last one why wouldn't you put a gold inside of it do you hate me are we
not cool with each other am I getting the wrong the wrong signs of you I
thought we were something special Bobby I thought this was I thought this was
forever 0.96 really bro so you're not just gonna give me a gold huh put a
ring on my finger right now bro this guy is pissing me off I'm not even
I'm gonna buy that though ah could be a dollar profit in a week
Not gonna say no to that on the Sunday
VASAMOTE OF TERMINALS
What?
Don't you dare tell me that this one don't you dare tell me mark you're missing one middle right middle right bottom of the monitor
Guys, this is the wrong terminal, bro
Do you see any golden here, bro?
Do you see any gold mine from this one? We actually won pinks though. I actually won pinks a lot
Why because we can trade these up to rats from the other collection. Let that summer
Pink only
Give me a pink so I see the price
Non-statrack only non-statrack pinks. Oh, I don't know if this makes sense to you
How much are these costs again 50 cents
Pink wait
If I get a red from this have I wasted my luck for the other channel
near right oh god maybe I shouldn't touch these no right thank you very much
decline okay boys and girls what does our steam balance look like right now
what does our steam balance look like 240 and 900 on hold what's the plan if I
check the community market the last one I spent the last one I paid for was
$9.50 please tell me the price dropped to eight what oh my god it's even more
expensive what's the play here chat this made me the moment where we stop guys
and hop into pro plan bro and do some actual content people always say it's
all he does on stream just open cases bro it's all he can do just click a
button and get lucky or just scream when he doesn't no it's not bro that's way
more to the stream than just clicking buttons bro and unboxing goals bro I
have content prepared bro let's do some more time in us right now let's see if
there's a golden side of these gold gold gold I had a feeling boys have to do
20 more slide it in Bobby slide it in bro come on come on nine I went against
my principles for you Bobby for you Bobby please bro come on let's move in
together bro let's celebrate the golds come on oh my gosh well I actually find
Bobby sexy I'm not even joking I'm not joking I have a crush on Bobby this guy
can just spawn in skins that's what I dream of bro this is what I dream of
fucking in the middle of my REM sleep I'm not joking bro imagine you're able
to spawn in skins of any float any type he can just spawn in a thousand
if he wants to. Bobby's inventory is stacked to the fucking brim with skins that you've never seen
in your life. Skins that have never touched a database. This guy right there is a dream of a man,
bro. Gold gold gold. Slide it please please. No no no no please. Okay bro. So you're a gold digger.
uh
Loki yeah, I love the knives golds. I am a gold digger gold gold gold
I don't know if I can we can get another one today, bro. I start to give up
Jokes aside, I'm actually giving up bro unless
Check discord. I don't have time right now bro can't you see I'm busy. Goal, goal, goal,
goal, goal. I'll check the discord on the next time when I deny or check out because
the animation takes time. I gotcha bro. On the next time when I open a tournament
I have one second to check the discord. I'm gonna decline this offer, exit out of it
to save a second. I'm gonna open this, open it and now I can check this thought.
Where's your message? What's your name on discord bro? What's your name on discord?
Which one is your name on this card bro?
What's your name?
Ah, no more time. Go, go, go.
Gold? Gold? Gold.
I'm sorry bro, I tried.
Ah man, decline.
I need the fucking gold bro.
Bob, we're not just gonna keep it at one today are we?
I said we're gonna gold max today.
We're not gonna pop the max, we're not gonna do max.
Stop doing this shit.
Stop putting bullshit into my store.
Do you know what you're doing? I'm buying that.
I have to buy that.
by that. Boom. Exit out of that. Suck. Pop up off the skin. Exit out of that as well.
I'm so eternal and we're back. Gold. Gold. Gold. Stop yapping and show me the next skin.
Deny. Instantly check the float. No. Insta check the float. Don't waste a single second.
Deny. No. There's levels to this. Instantly 9.85. No. I have to let my mouse go if it's
Nice. So, instead, deny point 8. No.
Last offer. Keep that in mind. This may be an accept.
Mouse in the middle, so we're ready. Cross their placement.
Deny. Minimal wear. We want to use PSS. We want the M4 Zuber sticks.
Nothing else. Gold. Gold. Gold.
Have our boff deny because it's probably gonna be ass.
Three, two, one.
Deny. Point for one. Next.
Gold. Gold. Gold. Deny. Point for three. Next.
Pattern 690. No overbay.
Not number one, repeat our point to two. Next!
Slide it in Bobby. Next! Point to seven. Next!
Give us the gold. Now! Last offer! Not the last offer! We got lucky! One more offer!
It's ten percent chance to get a sixth offer! This could be special!
Okay, so it really doesn't matter if it's six or five, huh?
Really bro? Go again, go again. Suck, suck, suck.
Slide it out, fucking baby.
I'm ready Bobby, I'm ready for you and your golds.
come on spoil me spoil me with golds how about you give me a gold I deny the
gold you give me another gold I denied the gold you give me another gold how
about you spoil me tonight huh it's Sunday baby deny next gold gold gold
stop typing her gold gold gold I'm ready now last off a boom deny deny
I
Don't know wrap the gold for a second give it a little in the goodnight kiss there we go gold
gold
Squirt those golds into him what's time I'm out gold
But I do agree gold gold gold please
Where is the gold?
Where is gold?
Bobby, where is it?
Where is it?
I want it.
Where is it?
Oh, hell no. Stop offering me bullshit, bro.
If I walk into Lidl, I buy the groceries that I want.
If Bobby was a grocery store,
it would be overpriced left and right.
You would see on the left,
Muesli for 10 euros,
which is crazy in Germany.
On your right,
on your right you see a fucking you see a bike tire fixer which nobody needs for
fucking 30 cents okay bro nice fucking skin but I don't need that I don't need
that I don't need a PB by is not a Mac okay okay that's the cherry on the top
you know that emotion from tiktok that's the cherry right there oh hell no
don't you ever doubt I just talked about the skin oh hell no that is the
cherry gold gold gold gold gold I'm about to crash out oh my gosh done
the s-tah Bobby please no bro open your doors right now let me let me come
inside of your home bro boom we buy that we buy that that's why I'm for the
fucking trade-offs boys we're gonna do a gold trade-off very very soon the fast
owner gold trade-off one of the first ones to ever do I'll make sure that we
do that in the next couple of days gold gold gold we take all the
bubblegumpings below eight bucks I told you and I mean that slanted it now
slanted the gold Bobby why do you want us to do trade-ups are you not gonna be
jealous if I get my goals from trade-ups I'm gonna cheat on you with
trade-ups Bobby if you don't give me the golds yourself don't make me do
trade-ups Bobby don't make me do trade-ups you're gonna make me do
trade-ups huh points three six three next open some goals what does it look
like I'm trying to do go go go go go go go go chat once we are down these
terminals I'm gonna buy some more and once I bought some more I'm gonna
consider buying some more by depositing some more and after buying some more in
depositing some more we are gonna do prop hunt tonight that's gonna be fun
Gold gold gold. Yo don't have to sell gold. Sally I'm joking. Proper enough for this.
We buy that. Last offer. We buy that. We buy that.
Gold gold gold.
What time is it? Gold gold gold gold gold gold. It's gold time. It's golden time.
Golden shower time. Now. No no no no no no. Does it even exist? It's eight?
8? Okay, we have to do prop one in a bit guys.
Guys, there's prop one on Mirage and on inferno.
Which map should I play?
I think Mirage is more fun for the start, right?
Deny.
Accept.
I know Mirage more than inferno.
Inferno's more fun, how?
Vertical prop hunt doesn't exist yet.
Gold, gold, gold.
Bobby, please.
We haven't done an ASMR one in a bit.
Not gonna pause my song though.
YouTube will hear everything.
Shhh.
Blue.
Blat.
Gold, gold, gold.
do you want bobby to fuck you love Dallas you need to chill bro I wanted
to do way more than that gold gold gold gold gold slide it in bobby please no
good nah nah it's a home decline insta skip out of that bro you saw boom it's
all about the cpm all about that natively I'm all about the terminals
permanent I'm locked bro but I'm not getting fucking I'm not getting
fucking how do you say music is too loud in my eyes I'm not going like
Yo, I have to check if my windows open it feels kind of cold in here right now. I think my window
Oh
That is bad that is fucking bad
Boys I opened my fucking window wide open when I went for the read you saw like half an hour ago
I left it open by accident
Just now I realized why is it kind of cold in here?
Yo neighbor, have I said anything crazy?
It's 30 minutes, oh no, this is actually bad.
I'm not joking.
Can neighbors think you're a KOF model? Wait what? What did I say?
Oh no, this is bad. This is actually bad.
Like right now they're coming home from work bro and oh no.
Slide it in. Oh no. Slide it in, Bobby!
Yo, stop, stop, stop. Actually not funny.
Actually not funny.
Now they think I'm doing porn. I'm not even joking.
Yo, I'm happy they didn't get a gold though. Oh gosh.
The golden shower. Yo, stop! Oh my gosh.
This is bad. On a Sunday, everything is full quiet outside.
Okay, GG. Actually, GG, I'm not even joking.
Yo mods every time. I'm not joking mods mods mods. We have a new rule. We have a new checklist rule
Okay, every time I come back from a fucking regio star
Ask me whether my window is closed, please
That's bad. Oh
shit
Yeah, the next discussion I'm having outside with them is gonna be weird, bro. Good. Good. Good
Shit, I told my neighbors that what I don't know what to do, right?
And when they ask, I always say that I cast games like football, but what they heard just
now doesn't sound like I'm casting a football game, bro.
Shit.
Oh shit.
Sounds like I'm fucking co-streaming porn.
Good, good, good.
Please, let him move it, nice.
Come on, good, good, good, last offer!
Yo, yo, yo, this is my last five, this is my last five.
Chad, last five.
Is there a gold still in here or no?
Am I still supposed to believe I forgot what it feels like
Next go again Bobby. I'm gonna slide it into matter now
Doesn't look like it right now
You gave us the North Macedonia. I love bad gloves. What about cloud chasers? Oh my god is loading
What was that
Could be a gold.
Four.
I can count the amount of terminates left on one hand Bobby.
Do you want this hand to turn into a fist and punch your face?
In game.
Bobby, at this point I'm not joking around no more.
I haven't seen a rat.
I haven't seen a gold.
In what feels like an hour
That is not acceptable
That is not acceptable I said last offer Bobby Bobby
Now you're gonna get karma karma for what I just told him what's gonna happen
Gold gold
gold whoa 0.69 maximum white but it's first of all I can't accept that deny
gold gold did you not say you're gonna stop after gold when did I say that
good good good I say yo TT TT I'm gonna stop if I get the purple gloves
In fact you know gold gold gold slide it in now deny deny deny to left
Bobby please just one pair of great gloves great ones
no where is it there has to be one more in here last one last one gold look at
the symbol gold come on come on
Come on. He upgraded it. A blue turns into a purple, a purple turns into a pink, a pink
turns into a red, a red turns into a gold. Exactly five, the cycle of life. Turn it into
pink turn it into a pink and I'm gonna deny it what we're skipping the pink
we're going straight to rats we're going straight to rats we're skipping the
rats we're going straight to gold I couldn't think this would be true what
boys and girls we got a problem we may have to play the game no no no no
No, no, no, no, no.
I have 50 euros on steam, chat.
Are we going to buy five more?
Oh my gosh, bro.
Oh my gosh.
Gabe, unlock these 900 euros and save us!
Chat, these are the last five.
Period.
Type deal in the chat.
These are going to be the last five.
I'm not going to deposit any money tonight.
Any more money.
I already deposit 500, GG.
I'm not going to deposit any more money tonight.
Okay, once these five are done, we're gonna hop into prop hunt.
60 of you guys.
I think my mods already got 60 people.
If not, type one if you want to join.
No, don't do that.
I think we already have.
So yeah, go for gold.
Gold, gold, gold.
The last .67.
Let's keep that vibe up.
Only rash it a lot
Good nine, brother
nine nine nine
Gold gold gold nine
Where is the gold though boom? Oh my god
Epidemic gold couple or no good
Epidemic gold
Yeah.
Yes sir!
Yeah!
Oh, this guy!
Yes sir!
Yeah, I can't even imagine him.
Look how jolly he is.
Console and gold!
Like that?
What?
Yetch did!
Believer's eating!
Yetch did!
This is what I dream of wait wait what is that?
155 and then you think your could be good red, and then you see the fucking oh my god
Those are good chat I like those
I
I wouldn't mind the hats when I gloves at all.
Check, WI gloves.
Those are nice.
Green is always nice.
Go, go, go.
Doesn't mean that I want them right now, though.
I want the Cloud Chase us, or the purple ones.
Speedworks, speedworks.
Next.
Gold, gold, gold.
So the tables are hot.
The tables are hot.
Bobby, one more gold over here on this table.
One more gold over here on this table.
This table needs some golds right now. One Pepsi Max and one golds and big fries.
Gold with ketchup. Gold! Police! Nine atah! Deny, deny, deny. Deny, deny, deny, deny.
Three left. Three left. And a burger. Gold. Gold. Gold. Nine. Does that look like a
gold no it don't owner when pushing 40 like you I want to be just like you I
do not push 40 mr. PQ RL the Google age is not correct I'm born in 1998 I'm only
27 I'm in my prime fastest reaction time fastest speed between my neurons
we're 27 bro we're locked we're locked deny deny deny slide in a gold come on
Do it for the fam, do it for the fam.
What?
Really bro, so you're really going to slide that shit in huh?
Gold, gold, gold.
Last two terminals boys.
Slide it the fuck in.
Already turn yourself into a prop boys and girls.
It is time to prop hunt after this.
Scheiße.
It's the first time I've played prop hunt in CS.
People have been requesting this for years.
It is finally time.
Gold, gold, you know what else?
What time it is?
It is golden shower time.
Bobby.
No, no, no, no, no, no, come on, bro.
If this is your prime, I'm worried for you in the future.
Ah, what do you mean, bro?
Gold, gold, gold.
Last offer.
Fact new, I'll take it.
Fact new for five cents.
Last one.
What feels like...
Five minutes of opening.
Now comes to an end.
We've been at it for the last two hours.
And we have gotten one pair of gloves.
We've gotten some pinks, we've gotten some rats,
which we will have to browse through later on that I will purchase,
like this blizzy right here in minimal wear.
It has now come to the end, a.k.a. the last terminal is upon us.
Is this good news? Is this bad news? It depends on what you want.
Depends on what type of person you are, what type of content you want to watch right now.
For the people that want to watch Prop Hunt, aka people turning into a mug of coffee, as
you can see right here in the terminal, then it's your lucky day because this will be
the last terminal for the day, okay?
Get your cigarettes ready boys and girls.
It is time to smoke the last package.
Type one if you're ready.
Motz, hand me the lighter.
Here we go.
here we go gold, gold, gold, boom!
the bad news is that's the worst game possible but the good news is it says first of all
which means there's four more maybe five in this puppy I'm gonna press the night
with my tongue I'm gonna try to seduce Bobby please look away not my proudest
moment Bobby
I
Okay, all right, check this out check this out. I can't say what I'm clicking in with this time, bro. Can't say it, bro
Bobby
I'm gonna click deny with the gold never done before Bobby give me this come on
Volume 0, you have no idea what's under here.
You're not gonna hear anything, you're not gonna know anything.
store my D9 last re-roll of the last package. It should be deny on the right
now. Yep, we didn't get lucky under here could be gloves under here could be
blues but what's for sure is that this is the last pair of gloves the last pair
of blues at least for right now. Let's reveal from the right.
May from the top, please be a rat. Let's make history. What are the odds of this being a rat?
Is that the color rat?
I wish I was color blind.
Okay. GGs in the chat boys and girls. We have gotten one pair of gloves from Bobby. Clap it up for
Mr. Bobby we didn't go fully dry today and I will buy that last game out of
respect for this motherfucker because I don't want him to fuck me the next time
what how much money do I have I thought I have zero boys and guys we are so
go back. That's true right there. Here we go. Everybody lock in. Everybody lock in.
The last two terminals of the day. Bobby, it is time to lock in one last time, bro.
One last time. I know I already gave you a good night kiss, but guess what? I take
it back no kiss right now for you because you said after what I'll be
offering me something nice offer me something nice after this prop and I
can't wait how did I get money on steam chat how did it go from pending to
un-pending I had 900 and pending oh the pending balance is slowly coming oh
hell no you guys know after this we're done one last week one last
refresh after this and then if but if it says if it's anything below a
terminal price then no more I buy that how many motor have only one right oh
god last terminal last terminal boys and girls last terminal boys and girls
now I'm joking I'm not putting on a video come on just just slide something
in Bobby just give us a gold back come on gee really go it go it go it Bobby
please. This is a joke. How's the CS2 gameplay? Right now it's fun. Gold, gold, gold. Bobby.
That's two MP7s in one go. I've never seen that before.
Facture no. We're talking facture no, Bobby. Take that attitude of giving us rare shit
and blow floats and put it into the next. And put it up a notch. Put it up a notch.
Steady track where I won't blow. I did not ask for that. I'm asking for a golden facture no.
Bobby, last chance. Last offer.
Okay.
I'm denying that out of spite.
Last re-roll.
Last check for balance. If this is gonna say still,
4.64, then no more.
If this went up,
2.
A terminal price, we really have to do another terminal.
Boys and girls, 60 seconds and we'll be back after the toilet.
I'm joking, I'm joking.
I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna fucking sheet the system.
3.
2.
Please, team, pending balance. Come on, just a little bit.
1. At least 10 bucks.
at least 10 bucks. One half. Come on, anything above that!
Fuck! GG. GG. Our boys and girls, it is time to play the game.
Something that I'm actually good at. It is time for the first time ever,
Prop Hunt and Counter Strike 2. We've all seen it in Black Ops. We've all seen it in Call of Duty.
Now it is a thing in CS. 60 people will hide on Mirage and I will find you. Proximity chat enabled.
And if you rage-baked me, I'm gonna find your fucking ass. Whether you're a can, whether you're a bench, whether you're a fucking bucket.
Alright, here we go. Type one if you're ready boys and girls. Type one if you're ready.
One versus six, one versus 60 prop hunt in CS2.
Here we go. Chat, will I find everyone yes or no? You know that I know Mirage really, really well.
Mirage is a map that I've played tens and tens of times. So I know every single corner which I have to as well.
Here we go. Title has changed. I'm going to message my hacker man right now which is Poland.
He sent me the IP already. Let's see. Sally is going to send it to you in a second after I joined.
okay three two one joining it tells me to download something I'm downloading it
whether I got hacked it doesn't matter I have no fucking goals to fucking get
stolen from there's fucking flying my room here we go oh jeep us creep us
boys and girls. Oh gee, pass, creepy pass. Let me make sure that I don't leak anything.
Let me make this leak proof.
Okay.
Boys and girls, this looks like a normal map of Mirage.
But in a minute from now there will be 60 of you guys hiding anywhere.
where this fucking sink right there looks suspicious to me I may be cooked
wait you think you can hide from me huh what oh wait there's no one there
I yo let's get 60 people in this side let's get 60 people in this right now
Also, why is Poggy the first?
Why is Poggy this guy?
He's a hacker man, bro.
Controls.
Freeze prop E.
Okay, so I can freeze them.
Re-roll prop R.
Oh, no, no, no.
This is for the hiders, actually.
Taunt, right-click.
Prop spawn with a random model.
Prop steal, reduce damage to the Seeker.
Seekers can respawn.
That's, I don't think that works.
When a prop guy's it becomes a secret we disabled that the first secret pick randomly we disabled that I'm the secret
Okay easy
secret numbers I
Kind of want to show you what it looks like
Yo, yo, yo yo yo Brolin, can you enable voice at anywhere for a second just for a second?
Just why we populate oh
God these are some faces that I know
fucking McNut's
and epidemic the guy who unbox fucking he's gonna fucking morgue me and this
fucking server and buy a boxing of fucking powerfluffs
oh hell no
yo yo yo yo yo can you hear me bro?
how many?
yo yo yo where are you come A-side bro come A-side fuck you
i'm here bro i'm here bro
what the fuck?
ahhhhhhhhh nooo
wait wait wait wait let me try let me try let me try
so can you freeze me?
press E on me press E on me
no i freeze myself look i can fix it up
NOOOOO!
Okay, check, check, check.
Oh, this is gonna be hard, bro.
Wait, can you try it into something else?
Like anything else?
Try to try it into-
No, no, I cannot.
I will read it.
There are three good heroes.
Bro, I feel like I'm in a movie skibbly toilet, bro.
Reminds me of episode 11, bro.
I'm not even joking.
But I'm a camera as well, bro.
We're good.
Wait.
Wait, I think you need more HP.
Yeah, I can.
Why can you attack me?
It's feature.
No!
Yeah, don't do that again, bro.
Don't do that again!
Alright. Alright, alright, alright.
Um... Yo!
Poggy, can I go... uh... uh...
Poland, can I go spectate for a second?
I zone enemy.
Okay, let me see if I can hear them.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, can you hear me, hiders? Can you hear me, hiders?
Yeah, we can.
I hope you know that you guys are everybody's about for a second. Shut your bitch
Boys good boys. I'll check this out. Oh my god. Y'all are actually good boys. Oh hell. No, bro
It's gonna be easy. It bro. Just good boy me. Oh hell. No, but it's gonna be respect for me
You know why you guys are cooked because when you play fucking hide-and-seek in prop hunt
You really lose to a person the person who plays like a god as a fucking seeker is a person who knows the map inch by inch
And guess what I have 9,000 to 10,000 hours in this game, and I've played my fair share of mirage you guys are fucking chopped
In the game
10,000 hours in the game in the game hide and a lot of those are on mirage on this very map
This is mirage right on this very map
Okay, I thought you had like more hours in vertical. What are you talking about?
Yeah, but they don't have it for vertical yet. In vertical you will be chop-chop, but you're still chop-choping this.
Oh shit.
Yes, yes. Guys, um...
Poland, can we do it so everybody spawns in so they can get used to the controls real quick?
Like we... Yeah, let's do it. Boys, let's go, let's go.
There's also proximity chat, okay? You can literally...
hahahaha guys what am i
uhhhh you should see yourself oh my this is gonna be easy
how do you re-roll
look at this bro look at this
there's gonna be shit oh god some things are small though
and they can also flash me this is not gonna be easy boys
this is not gonna be easy a total of 60 people I have to find
stop typing one Sally band one band one chat we are full no more can join nuke
one sent the new oh god
so much
ain't no way you can hide when well being this way
nothing okay let me do this right
I see you can't choose your, uh, your problem, your problem.
Give me a second, Shad.
I think if you're out of, uh, if you're out of three more rules, then you're fucked.
Like, actually, skamaz! Skamaz!
I don't like some big ass thing. I don't even know what I have to do.
Uh, what do I have to do? I have to...
Big ass fucking bench!
Motz, how can we do predictions on this? How can we do predictions on this?
How many people do we have right now? We have 19.
Sally you're good right? Oh god. This is not gonna be easy. This is not gonna be easy find all me. Let's do
Hmm
Get moxie anyone can join whoever wants to go all of my friends on by the hundred percent Sally
I hope you're asking as well like some you know, but I think you are W
Stop cheating your gas. I'm not searching yet. All right, we're gonna start a minute
Get familiar with the controls.
And thank you for joining, everybody.
Thank you for joining.
We're going to start in ETA.
Three minutes.
ETA, three minutes.
Take a toilet break if you need to.
Ah, Dizzy.
Vamo.
Wait, is there any other controls other than R or R?
Vamo, Vamo, Vamo, Vamo.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm so big, I don't even know what.
How to join a challenge?
We always do it on Discord.
Exclamation mark Discord.
For everybody, join the Discord.
Exclamation mark Discord on the description of the video.
exclamation mark this
what am i
trash and the trash bags yo
okay what am i the middle
i am a shelf
i am a shelf okay thank you
how do i lock myself
can i lock myself
selly do you need more people or not
all the countries
yeah yeah yeah
look pump you can freeze
you don't have to be on the ground
what is this
oh
Oh shit.
Where's Pianoli?
What the fuck is that Patrick?
Well, that's not a problem.
I see the fucking government.
Ha ha ha!
He's mean.
Oh no.
This is not going to be easy, bro.
It's not on Discord, it is.
It is.
Sally is always scouting for people there.
He's just going to message you, I think.
It's in the...
It may be something new right now.
I don't know how Sally is choosing.
Yo, okay, let me see that.
I need to rest, bro.
You put this to the scoop, maybe.
We rest on each other, bro.
Sally, I can also sign off the links to some people, right?
Yo!
It's just rate limited.
What is rate limited?
Yo, it's just raid limited? What does raid limited tell you?
Share, like, where's my mask for you?
Chat, whoever wants to join, message me on Discord right now.
Or, uh, yeah, on Discord, if you have me added.
Mmm...
Let's send it out to some people right now.
Hey, how do you do that?
How do you think they play ultimatically, don't they?
No, you're not fake.
Hey.
Is it gonna be a yo can anybody check if I'm hidden in the in the in the in the market
I got you boom one sent out
Clyde your joining just don't be annoying boom sent out
Yes, yes, yes
I think it's on right now
Alright
Why are you so excited?
Do you also have like huge knives?
How can I add people faster?
Wait, you said that you can park it, right?
Yeah, I can't
Send you three people fast
We need 30 more right now
I
Silly how can we add people fast without showing it to everyone
Again message me on discord if you want to join
You can like blend with it, you know
You know boom I'll message it to fury. If you want to join
Spoiler boom I'll send it to donor right now. I mean it's
All right, all right
Yo guys guys guys
We still need a few people if you have friends
You can send it to some of your friends
Don't put in a public chat, right?
But like I'm your friends if you can
Thank you very much
W pow double easy easy easy
Was good, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
It's gonna be easy, bro. Let's kind of be easy, bro
All right
That shelf moving around dude.
Why the fuck is this knife so small?
What the fuck is this?
Oh hell nah.
That is tweaking me up bro. Nah other BBC knives as well. I hope that bro. That shit. Oh hell nah. Why the old tiny bird?
What the fuck?
Yo!
Oh my gosh
Ready
Exclamation mark ready if you're ready guys exclamation mark ready everybody has to type it else. It doesn't work as we cannot start
Else we cannot start exclamation mark ready
Just making shit up. Let's go chat. Let's go type one if you're ready chat type one if you're ready
If not, everyone has to type one in the chat
Else else it doesn't
There's still some people missing who didn't type exclamation mark ready yet. It will auto start guys
How did you guys get out of first person?
Anyone know how we get out of there first person?
Guys, can someone introduce the controls? Somebody who knows all the controls as a high level?
Hello!
Somebody announce the controls please for the new guys.
So if you freeze, or you reroll.
You can only reroll three times guys you can freeze with the AKU features
So if you can't freeze me, that ain't happening and right click to taunt. I don't know what that means
Thank you. Thank you for you
Are you guys ready?
All right
We go this is not gonna be easy, but I know this map like my fucking left pocket, bro
I have played what was that guy? I have played this map so many fucking times
By the way, now we are full it is time to lock in exclamation mark ready if you're ready boys and girls
Here we go
15 seconds and we're going in. It's the first time I'm playing prop hunt. I hope I have an AK
It looks like the prop have a little bit of a little bit of HP. What's prediction, please here
We go. Well, well
Well, he will never find us. I'm gonna hide for a minute
Until you found your spot then I'm gonna start looking I'm gonna stop such night. I
Think only people who are close to me. Oh, I can't see I'm black
Okay at one minute I'll start searching if you can hear me right now that means
you're in my proximity that means I know it's not proxen right now I'm sure
I'm on b-side right now where are you okay so this person what are you saying
bro I think it's proxen TJ Mosa you wanna you want to move away from me buddy
you want to move away from me that's all I want to say I will turn off my
sound as well so I can't geolocate where you guys are close to me okay you can
talk with each other as well I'll be a beat this guy sound is on zero we can't
see boys and girls
Come on, there's a bench in the middle, a window.
I don't think so.
Mind-loving Loops, you are actually chopped.
I'm gonna fucking bro.
You little...
Good luck on that.
WELL WELL WELL WELL!
He said I don't think so.
I'm coming for you ass.
This bench looks a little bit suspicious for me.
When I play here...
Wait no, this angle is called bench.
So this one's the jack.
This box looks a little bit sass!
What?
This seems normal.
This pillow, why would there be a pillow next to a truck?
Three, two, one.
Ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
I've played this match before, you little shit.
This looks normal though, I'm not gonna lie.
This little pot, you can't fool me.
You can't fool me.
What?
Oh, buddy.
what wait do I only have a hundred bullets wait this shelf when I play on
B do I fucking hide like this
see you who was that I see you really don't know hey all right come here
come here little shit. come back come back.
good.
Where did you go? Where did you go? Stop flashing.
There's too many props down here. You know, maybe even on the prop.
Who knows, we could all be here. Like, Zoink Scoob. That seems to be
some kind of prop hunter. Yo, yo, yo, listen here, listen here.
here I'll give you a chance don't use no flashes bruh say sorry and I act like
nothing happened okay little chair say sorry like nothing happened roll shoot
the shan three seconds three two so blind one
Nice one.
What?
Yeah.
Let me try again.
Wait, why would that be this couch right here?
Yeah, you're done. You're done.
How much speed is the fucking couch after you?
Oh my god.
Alright, check it out.
Why is this pot fucking laying on the floor?
You're done, buddy. Three, two, one.
What?
Is that pot usually here?
This one looks a little bit off-center, bro. I'm not even joking. Why would valve place it like this? Is valve fucking stupid? No, they're not!
Fast!
All right, one of these trash bags has to be mother-suckin' fake, and I know which one it is. Three, two, one.
Okay, really, bruh.
I'm coming for you in the middle.
Oh, no. Chill, chill, chill.
What?
Oh my god, Jackpot!
You think you can fool me, bro? Hell no.
Wait, only if it's six minutes.
I have eyes on the enemy.
Guys, stop talking, bro. I can't hear.
Yo.
Dispensh- Yo, booty, booty, where I got, bro? Where I got? I'm not gonna kill you, bro.
We can do to-
Bro, we're in basically the same team, man.
We're basically the same team. I can help you, bro.
Let's look here.
F***!
There is a table in the front of me bro, I'm hearing so many voices
Guys stop taunting me, what the fuck, this ain't the time
On it takes all
Hey!
I have visual contact with you guys, come on, fuck
It taunts you in addition
There's hammer, bro, I'm going insane
What the fuck is this shit bro?
the fuck they're killing the fuck is this those beans wouldn't be here in the
kitchen I know my kitchen body I've cooked before and this pillow looks a
little bit suspicious wait the couch
oh my gosh stop moving man why would there be fuck you guys what are these
fucking what are you guys doing this is too easy
this big-ass box on my mom's on my mom's life this one is not real well
I shouldn't have said that.
Oh!
Man, we're good!
Oh my gosh!
Why would there be two trash cans, two greens, bro?
That makes no fucking sense.
Right one looks off-center.
Three, two, one.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
Yeah?
Is that the trash can talking?
I can't think about this.
Think about...
No, I'm the chair behind you.
To the left.
Hey!
No, I'm not gonna come back!
Target is acquired.
What the fuck? I thought you were a different one!
Power! Can you hear me, Power?
What?
Clorox.
Oh my gosh!
Can you bury that? Why would there be two here?
Where the fuck did power go?
In a way
Yo, if one of these shafts is fake bro, it's because power fucking sold you bro
Move now if one of you guys is a chair
All right, buddy three two one
three two one
VAS
Never guess that I'm not even joking. I've played this map for fucking thousands of times
Yo, who's taunting here
Well, I can hear you guys walk this shit looks fucking fake as hell
The first taunt is
Say that again, taunt me again taunt me again I dare you
I'm gonna kill you!
There is one.
You're cooked bro, you're cooked!
You're cooked!
Nooooo!
I'm cool.
I'm in trouble.
I can see them.
You like dumps is just like, you will not be able to extract the life of the people in this country.
Bro, I'm a judge, Peter, you got that?
Bro, this is bullshit, bro!
Who do you think you are?
What?!
you're pulling any dammel bro pulling any dammel I'm not even what the fuck
is this yeah on everything that's not memory mirage
fast wait this fucking sink bro no mind this bucket right here hey bro on
On everything this is not easy
Where are you bro, you're Poland I need ammo bro
Really?
Why the fuck would this be in here?
VASC!
I can't drop it bro. I can't drop it Poland. I can't drop it. I can't drop it
I'm not joking. You're so blind. It's insane
No!
You're done, you're done, you're done!
Wait, let me help you.
KVH!
Who the fuck threw that flash?
Who the fuck just threw that flash?
I'm ca-
Turn me again, turn me again, do it.
Yo whoever can hear me talk to me right now, whoever can hear me talk.
Hold on it.
TJ Mozart, wait it's your shit, wait it's your bombass again.
No what?
Go, go, go.
I checked the chair.
I haven't checked T-Spawn yet, I haven't checked T-Spawn yet.
Whoever's in T-Spawn, I'm coming for your life.
You think you're clever?
What?
Someone taunted me through the wall here. I know it's the bucket three two one
Summit one she was in this I'm sorry one G my bad, bro
Say sorry set no no no targets acquired
I
Also, how much is me do you have?
What do you mean nine minutes, what do you mean you're gonna blow this right off say wait what the fuck did he go?
piece of shit nice eat shit mcnuts yeah who said one quick thing oh guess what
you can't talk because you're dead
why I might have you hate women I'm just saying
hey I've played this game a thousand times why would there be fucking six
ass trap guys you can't dodge me bro like my aim is fucking clean bro if
don't play it's like don't play prop on yo whoa right yo yo you can try to like
talk to me but you can't run away blue crate talk to me well you little
shit why would that be a fucking microwave yes yes yes wait why would
that be fucking two drinks next to a burger bro you guys try to RP the
fucking McDonald's order huh well this ain't fucking McDonald's baby
the smaller you are the less HP you have boo who why would there be a pillow
on top of fucking cake in three two one that's it yeah you guys think you're
slick wait look right you thought I forgot about you huh no I did not I'm
not fucking seen now three two one
okay something looks fishy yeah not gonna lie all right so this bench is
perfectly fucking aligned not a single mistake while coding this bench right
here all right so you're telling me that valve is fucking stupid huh yes one
One of the drinks is fake.
No, it's not.
It's not the price.
What?
I actually baffled.
The magazine.
Hold on, this guy's blind.
Everything looks normal here.
How did no one hide here?
Guys, but no cheetah positions.
No cheetah, no cheetah.
Yeah, no cheating, guys.
No cheating.
For sure someone hid here in Ninja.
What?
where are you madrula?
no below you, the sign on this floor
hey
bro is blind
will you shut the fuck up
wait, i have to defend it
oh fuck
run
alright guys
where are you talking I'll let you live talking I let you live
shut your bitch up bro he's winning now wait what the fuck are those things
Never mind.
He's just shooting the omnobro.
This light bulb. This light bulb.
Alright, I'm done.
Bro, this is hard!
Chad, have you seen people that I haven't seen?
I feel like I'm pretty good at this.
There's only 38 remaining. What the fuck?
Wait, something is off here.
I swear something is off here.
maybe they're all hiding in in palace those pillows what sorry MCL yeah so
you're telling me valve place is a fucking cattle next to the fucking
couch three two one all right why would there be a fucking table in the corner
this ain't a fucking cocktail is it three two one say sorry
screw driver what are you doing bro all right this blue crate just just give
up just surrender bro stop it no guys come on I'm giving you a chance I'm
giving you a chance bro vase last chance to surrender bro three you know what I
One, two, one, what?
Nice times
One pair of flowers is red, one pair of flowers is purple
Red is false
I'm done
I'm in big trouble
Okay
Oh neee
Wait, it's your ass again, what the fuck?
How are you?
You wear a chair?
Yes, I am still chair
chair on your mom's life your chair on mom's life yes
I'm in big trouble have you made profit today okay bro I'll fucking find you
No, you won't fuck this is hard the fuck is this
This looks normal all this all looks normal chat is this hard on my back
The door
You I swear you all you guys are just rotating around me. You guys are just rotating it
Okay. Okay fuck you sp- wait no no no space I love you. That was the one guy
where I can't say fuck you that's my fucking boy sorry Jake. He can't even
say nothing. Come on. Why would there be a pot on the fucking floor? Three to one.
What? Okay some of these are fucking fake. First guest the beer. What?
What
Well, yo, do you know how this game works, bro like
You know, bro, you're fucking oil barrel floating in the air
Yeah, bro, I'm sorry, bro
right 2000 HP wait all right I'm not joking this is not easy I'm not
joking bro are they all I feel like they're all hiding in one spot bro just
and they just rotate around and they're sure this guy and they're just
rotating around me like you know what I mean once they know I'm here they
rotate this chair is real I'm not stupid I'm gonna shoot that why you
didn't ever shoot into a chair into a chair yeah that's why you're my fucking
What are you saying?
I need a gun Poland
Poland give me a deal as well please
Ah come on
Yo, yo, yo
Bro I have info for you
They won't need to help you at the end
What the fuck is this gun?
I don't need info
I'm about to get a fucking multi-
You can make this jump
Shhh
Oh
Was a bottle blow
Stop running brah, I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking to surrender bench surrender
Gosh, how did he get up there so fast
I
My god
Only I bet my knife that you won't find me my knife is like a thousand
Are you fucking trolling?
Being badass your mark
Yes, yes, yes
Okay chance.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
So you think you're clever?
It's either the fucking couch, the fucking couch, or the fucking chair, bro.
Pick one, pick one.
Okay.
Pick one, pick one.
Okay, I see you.
I see you.
Oh no, I see you.
Come here little fat shit.
Yo, how it move, my bro?
Just go into window bro GG
All right, got that wait wait wait wait wait wait, but
Amos ass dude, but there were two people talking
No, your aim is just bad
Three two one
Voss nope bar and no one there. They were there buddy
Yo, honey, I love you. I love you too, but where are you? Is this shit?
Yeah, I'm right behind you
This little guy no
No, the fuck is this?
Yo, honey, you got a nice ass, dude
On everything the shit is not your mirage
Why would there be two yellow did you ramp ass that guy so many times why would there be paper right behind here?
No!
Well...
This guy is...
I'm jumping as long as I'm out, bro!
Oh my gosh...
Did he go?
Oh my God.
Hello again.
You what?
What the fuck?
Where are you?
Where did you go?
Shh.
Okay.
I have to go be again child.
There was so many people.
What?
There was so many people on me.
I have to go be.
I have to be I have to be I have to be I have to be I have to be
Hello
Yo, this is cringe bro, you guys can just move around like rotate me out stop moving like
I
Stop moving like cringe lords
Wait a second
Okay I'll never move a single time
Guys stop moving, it's not allowed guys
You're uncool if you move, you're uncool if you move
Bro, moving is cringe
Ey, ey, start it
No, no, no, no, type it, type it
Wait a second
Roll should moving be allowed am I tweaking?
Once your shot you can move but hey once your shot you can move but you cannot move before I oh
Rocks bottle you're gonna die clock spot check this out
I'm about to lose my mind.
How did you respawn?
I killed your ass.
Wait, did not- Hey, hey, hey! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Wait a second.
What do you mean, respawn? You never killed me.
Am I fucking insane? I swear I killed you, ass.
Hey, can we-
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, I don't have my flash anymore, okay? I can't run. I'm really slow.
And I have bad aim.
We can figure this one out. I- I- I-
I killed- Hey, we go way back, right? We go way back.
We go way back. We go way back. We go way back.
Hey, hey, hey, we make it fair. We make a knife duel, okay?
Okay, and three, two, one, knife, two.
You can also attack me.
Okay.
Three, two, one.
I said, wait, I'm low.
Oh, am I close?
Am I close?
One million HP, baby.
I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have.
Need them.
Bro, bro.
All right, yo, guys, guys, guys,
you can't move up until you're shot.
If your ass moves again,
I'm gonna fucking crash out of here.
I know that some of you guys I know that some of you guys are fucking in here no we're not
We're not
Let me analyze this one. Let me analyze this one. Yeah, let him analyze it. I've played this shit before
Yeah, yeah, hang on. Oh, no, no, no look up real quick. Look up look up look up
Look enough. No, no, no you lose. You see that light up top. See that light? Yeah, don't shoot that light
Whatever you do. Don't do that
I have another question bro. Is this like a fucking big-ass restaurant or why would they need to micro?
Why would you like some time of the size kitchen need to fucking microwaves? No
Pizza we have frozen pizza
Well
What was that wait I thought none of them all right, bro
Why was that paper towel on the fucking floor?
VAS!
You do understand Krippertals can only be upright, right?
Okay, no, no, check this out.
Why would the fridge be clipped into the fucking wall?
Valve was not stupid.
I'm done.
No, this is not stupid.
This Klohux bottle looks sus.
Why would there be Klohux next to the microwave?
Shoot it! Shoot it!
Haha! Weak! Weak!
Wait, but your ass is still alive?
Who keeps yapping on my ass?
This is so life what?
Dude don't shoot that light bulb on the on the ceiling
This mug is clipping into that nuts not
Yeah, you see that stool, you see that stool, you see that stool, yes, turn around, no other
stool, other one, over there, yeah, that's okay, nope, not, yeah, I've been close.
Okay bro, hey, hey, yo bro, I'm not even joking bro, I'm gonna find your ass bro.
Marty, play with me, you're the fucking cat and I know it.
No!
Hey!
It's not me, it's not me.
Hey!
Hey, stop!
Wait, thank you.
But how was the Numbotty player?
Are you the pot, Numbotty?
Yo, what do you mean, bro?
Are you the pot?
I was in the paper tower.
Oh, wait, G Smash, you're the fucking guy yapping the whole time.
What?!
I'm not yapping.
You're potent, you can do it so they can move afterwards, maybe.
I don't know if that's possible.
Bro, I'm in the paper tower.
Didn't you see me?
Yo, bro, stop!
well you're laughing right now but I know your asses know that I would be
under the fridge I'm under the fridge I'm under the fridge bro then I'm gonna
crash out all right so none of these why wasn't bro Joe Ross's ass was talking
in this corner as well what the fuck
More
This lamp I'm done
This has to be rage bait
There's only 24 left. There's only 24 left. I'm doing good. This looks us one of these is fake
it's the chair it's the chair it's the chair what are you doing bro what are you doing bro
I can't move well guess what I'm so bad we have to make it so you can't move because
if your ass would be running away I would not hit you with a deal alright I'll make
it fell flick on your ass bro what no I'm too good I need bullets I need bullets I need
I need bullets, I need bullets, I need bullets.
I need more bullets, I need more bullets, I need more bullets.
I need more bullets, Poland, I need more bullets.
23 players left, this is not happening. Bro, this is happening! I'm the goat!
Let me rush.
HEEEY! But how is none of this real?
They used to be too chaste, am I fucking crazy?
What?
I'm about to lose my mind.
I'm about to lose my fucking mind.
You're joking, did I not check the second chair?
I'm literally gonna crash out.
Chad do they use cheetah positions or no check their screens are they using cheetah positions or no
On it wait, wait, wait, wait, please speak to me say warm on colder, please
You are very hot like you you are hot okay hot time colder. Tell me how to call that
Colder.
Uh, colder, colder.
Yeah.
Oh, very hot, very hot, very hot.
Oh, oh, oh.
Well, well, well.
Oh, no.
Boom!
Oh, no.
I am in the wall.
No, but that's shit!
Knife it, knife it.
I
Okay, no, I have to find this guy. I'm not
Nice a
Oh
Why would there be a window why would there be a window this light
Wait
Funny funny
Trying to catch me. Yo, bro. I don't know where the fuck you are. I swear you're trolling me. You're not in this corner
You're not in this corner. I know it. Oh, no, I could be
No, your ass is not though. You're ass. You're trolling my ass. You're trying to waste my time, bro
You're trying to waste my time, bro
Actually have to lock in actually have to lock in because I know I haven't checked a lot on it
On a I haven't checked a little name. I was on a you're cooked. You're cooked now
looks normal
When I go up this box does this feel authentic? Yes, what the fuck is that?
Are you stupid?
When I peek like this
Stop moving
guys moving is not allowed until your truck Poland
oh no we snitch but he is if you leave us alone he snitch
what wait snitch for me yeah wait wait I'm gonna leave you alone bro I
found you snitch for me right now
oh no oh no he's ninja he cheated bro he ninja cheated
where is he ninja ninja ninja what does that mean what
bro oh my god you're trolling he's behind you piece of shit was that the guy
cheating yes why did you call him a ninja
ah what a shit-ass fucking hiding spot
Yo, yo, can these guys not move?
What do you mean shut up?
Who said that?
You have shut the grid five times.
Am I blind?
You have shut the grid five times
Am I blind am I blind am I blind?
Am I blind?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo on everything I don't see anything. I've shot every single
I have to be these guys are cheating these guys are cheating
I had something
Okay, you're done. You're done again. You cannot move until your shot. Please don't shoot guys
Whoever just taunted my ass. You're gonna be done. I'm gonna find you as I play this map
You're not gonna find it. Yes, I am. It's not vertical buddy. It's not vertical buddy. Yes, I am good like buddy
It's not right there you are check this out
What?
You'll never find me buddy fuck is this
What?
Why would that be fresh what in here no shot? Okay? I'm done. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
How is this possible?
Wait
No way.
Ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
epidemic, why didn't you say anything?
Dora, where's your asset? Where are you at?
Wha?
Keep talking, guys.
Oh.
Marty, where are you at? Where are you at, baby? Where are you at?
Give me a hand, guys. Give me a hand.
Why this brick inside of brick love isn't fucking stupid
It has to be people under the house and keep it on
What is this way can you go inside?
Like what what what I hear 10 people from here, but I can't see nobody
Well, you know I'm clever oh my gosh
You're not the player where you at multi player where you at?
You only read me come to be read me come to be
Red be around bumblebee
So fuck
is that you buddy come on now it's me bro you're big what the fuck is this
hiding spot bruh are you stupid bro yeah a table inside of the wall bruh
three two one I'm sorry G oh I'm not to play I'm gonna find your ass
Did you see my bombsite?
Bonsite?
Wait a second, this bucket looks a little bit suspicious, 3, 2, 1.
Hard times.
No, no, no.
W's done.
What the fuck is this? Is that normal?
Starting to see things.
Yo yo yo you guys said you're on b-side I swear you're trolling my ass you're not on b-side
Who can hear me right now? Who can hear me right now? Speak speak speak
Wait two benches am I crazy?
what
fast
hahaha
you think I'm stupid huh
run away run away run away why are you not
whoa why are you not running why are you not running
huh
come on gee
That's having a spot.
16 are left!
Yo, am I cringe?
All right, all right, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
10 last minutes.
No.
15 minutes.
Last...
I'm in trouble.
I can't fool them.
Reset.
I'm in big trouble.
15 people.
I'm in big trouble.
There is one.
Talk when I'm close.
Police!
Vamos!
Alright, yo! Who can hear me? Who's next to me? Who's next to me?
VASS!
Okay, Vinted. Vinted.
Alright, keep speaking. Wait a second.
Is that you, Vinted? Are you that fucking bucket looking at me right now?
Yes.
Three, two, one. I'm sorry, baby.
Right.
You lied wait other two
Wait
Well well
Yeah!
Come on.
Guys!
You have to speak when I'm close to you.
Can anyone hear me?
What the fuck?
Yo
Anyone around, anyone around, anyone around, anyone around, anyone around
Anyone around, anyone around, anyone around
Anyone around me?
Yes or no, please speak
There has to be someone hearing me!
Hallo!
What?
Brzata?
Hello?
come here, come here, come here
keep talking?
i love your voice
can i come?
wait, what the?
hello?
you almost went to see that, i'm not even joking
oh my gosh
oh your booty
what the fuck
no way he was there the whole time
am i blind?
he doesn't need
Wait a second, shut up. Are you downstairs or upstairs my drilla?
Brutha Brutha
Hello, don't be afraid to talk don't be afraid to talk. Are you wasting my time? Please stop
You're upstairs or downstairs. Hello?
Wait a second, shut up
What?
Yo!
You're pissing me off!
Where the fuck are you?
Yo, this is not possible, I swear.
This is not...
This is not possible.
Yo, can anyone hear me here? Hello?
Right click, right click.
Right click, guys.
Use your right click mouse button.
Can anyone hear me? Use your right click mouse button, guys.
button guys can anyone hear me use your right click mouse button please can
anyone hear me guys use your right click mouse button please that I use your
right click what the fuck Doro you press right click please right click
you're my right mouse
you'll never find me it's right click taunt taunt me please
This is impossible, I'm not joking
Why are you guys afraid to talk? Dora, where you at?
Wait that fucking hammer
I'm losing my mind, I'm losing my mind, I'm losing my mind!
Yo, yo!
Is there anyone in winter right now? Am I fucking going insane?
where are you bro please help me bro what what what what what speak speak speak
I can't I can't do this am I actually stupid ah ha yo yo yo yo yo yo yo this
is not possible this is not possible
Okay, I'm done!
Hello can anyone hear me?
Hello?
Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello
How is that 12?
Hello hello can anyone hear me?
Hello hello.
I'm gonna be for a bzhatla socks again and I'm gonna crash it.
What?!
Bzhatla, I'm gonna crash the fuck out.
are you lower or upper are you lower or upper bro
oh man oh man
yo multiplayer please give me a tip bro where's your isaacra
where's your isaacra
we're on b-side
is give me out for me i will tell you where
meow i'll do anything just tell me where you are please
meow for me
meow
meow that's me meow maximum on meows
where are you at please tell me where you at please
bro goodbye what the fuck is this why are you leaving b-site hello yo yo
what the fuck is that why is that we're no in the middle of the world
you're done your guys like do you have like a cheetah fucking like hiding
spot or what is this shit can you hear me matter can you hear me matter
player muddy player so they're lying to me they're straight as lying to me bro
dude we're still on b-side yeah but they're talking while I talk hello
heard what say again no it's not that hard we're on b-side dude I'm on b-side
right now right click your mouse no right click your mouse no right click
your mouse we're not cooking shit Poland make them right click yo alright
that's not fair what the fuck is this okay I'm done yo yo yo you guys are
making me look stupid please guys please like I have to find someone right
now else this is bad I haven't killed one in five minutes give me a hint guys
this is this is I know when it looks stupid on stream bro please I gotta be
close that's why you're asked to stop talking you're like oh you're gonna fight
me just run the b-side benches go back to the benches we're under the on your
mom's life you have the bunches
literally trying to waste my fucking time
bro what the fuck you're on a you're yes yes it's it hello I'm looking at
chat I don't care Dora underneath Dora so you're cheating huh so we are
cheating huh
I
Yellow chair where where where tell me where they are chat. Tell me where they are
Whatever you saw
Hey, kid in
Yo meow for us meow meow for us. I'm not gonna do shit. You're all gonna die now. Yo eat
Shit, not a player. I know this is your ass. No, please. No, please. No, please. No
No
Me out for me. I'll consider
What
Who's the good boy now me
What the fuck
Oh that was me.
Okay.
What the fuck am I missing?
How are they still ten people?
How is this even possible?
I've checked everything.
Huh?
wait I can I can who thought they were clever who thought they were clever
huh hello now say something yes hello who said hello who said hello are you
Are you kidding, Dora?
Why do they always freeze when I talk to them?
It means I should look right at them, Dora.
I'm right next to you, you know?
Calm down.
Are you crazy?
Am I fucking crazy?
Five minutes. Five minutes. Anyone around me? Hello.
I've shot this bucket ten times. I've shot this bucket ten times. I'm going into...
I've shot those twenty times!
I'm about to lose my mind.
Up the window. I've been up the window a million times.
I've been up the window a million times.
What?!
HELLO!
I'm about to lose my mind!
Wait a second.
No.
One of these has to hit.
Please!
No.
I don't know what's real.
I don't know.
Please be it.
Please.
Let there be a guy.
Oh
Wait a second why the fuck would there be two posters right next to each other that makes no fucking sense on a business perspective
I'm starting to realize how fucking terrible this map is.
Nothing makes sense.
Nothing makes sense!
Thwilatron, what is up?
Why would there be a light?
Is that on the other side?
It has to be.
On everything I'm killing one more.
That has to be on the other side.
What else could it be?
This guy cheated himself into the trash bag.
Do it again or dare you.
Do it again.
Do it again
There was another guy that was not the guy be aming right one guy cheated himself into here
No way, no way, no way, no way!
Is this fake?
Is the carpet fake?
Is the A-Sine fake?
Is the lamp fake?
Is this lamp fake?
Is this fake?
Is the floor fake?
Is my AKMI fake?
Alright, okay, okay, whoever is next to me, press right click right now.
Whoever is next to me, keep pressing right click.
Oh hell no.
Oh, we get it. You're clever rock. What the fuck?
I'm done. Why would that even be there a desk lamp and the fucking wall?
Anyone close by right click right click right click taunt me taunt
Wait a second
I'm seeing things wait who talked who talked who talked
Hello
Is this the zombie even possible?
That's it!
Wait a second.
Hi.
Right click Doro. Right click.
How do you taunt guys? Right click Doro taunt. Taunt!
DOLO!
My mouse is broken!
Okay, okay, so we're taking the piss. So we're taking the piss!
Oh my gosh.
this has to be a joke this has to be a joke this has to be a joke
HAT MEN
so I can't find 10 fucking people on Mirage huh
so I can't find 10 people on a map that is one of the most popular here
do that again do that again do that again that's an order do that again
Maximum on says do that again one last time you can only do it one more time do it again
Why do I five minutes and the suffering and the suffering
Do it again do it again keep right clicking spam right click me spam right click me
and this and this fucking suffering I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I
I'm I'm.
No, man please.
I need to get fucking shit.
There's one more.
I know there's one more.
Oh my gosh.
You thought you can fucking go without, Steve Flossty really.
Okay, please, only 10 hours to find the people, okay?
Yeah, in these look what?
10 hours.
Good night.
Yeah, okay, okay.
Good night.
Good night, bro.
And there was one more guy talking.
So one more pillow, huh?
One more of these red fucking pillows.
Left or right?
What?
There was another more fucking fucking...
There was another motherfucker talking!
Wait a second.
Who talked? Talk to me again, talk to me. Just so I know.
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Okay, GG.
I can't find more fridge in the kitchen.
Alright so, I'm not cheating but somebody told me that there's a fridge in the kitchen.
Buddy, I'm sorry.
Pssst.
Barthai, are you the fridge?
Yep.
But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I can give you whatever you want
probably.
I can give you any food.
Where?
No, I don't want food.
I want.
Do you have chicken?
I can give you.
I do.
You want some?
Give me.
They're trying to kill me.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm actually sorry.
Didn't I kill these things already?
OK, I can literally counter.
I don't know.
Cheater?
Well, guess what?
If they're cheating, I'm cheating.
Oh, hell no.
Palace cheater.
What do you mean palace cheater?
There's a cheater in palace?
All right, all right.
Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Who's the guy cheating in palace, bruh?
Hey, hey, listen to me.
You have to speak.
You have to right click.
3
2
1
Hello?
I don't have a mouse, please
Yo are you guys sure?
Yo, why do you not right click guys?
Right clicked on
I have no mouse
Kubu you have to, you have to, you have to
Please only have no mouse
You have a fucking mouse, you joined the server somehow
Right click on your fucking mouse
This is not enough
This is an order
Kubu, this is an order
You have VIP in my check but not for long
Right click your mouse!
Let me hear that right click Kubu.
Kubu! Kubu let me hear that right click!
Take VIP right now. Kubu 3, 2, 1.
Meow!
Right click your mouse!
Are you right clicking?
I don't know where the right click is please bro.
Guys, let's- yeah, yeah, Kubu, I'm- I'm being badass. Right click your fuckin' mouse.
One time, right click your mouse. Kubu, this is not an ask. This is an order.
Alright, Kubu, Kubu, Kubu, you're not winning anything if you stay alive. Just right click your fuckin' mouse, please.
I'm not- I'm not in Palace, bro. I'm not in Palace. Come on.
But you're right clicking, you're right clicking.
Nuuuh...
Yeah, you're getting banned. You're getting banned, Kubu.
Three, two, one.
I need I actually need VIP slots actually VIP slots alright so nobody's in Palace last
chance to right-click actually VIP slots cool this comes in handy so no one is in
palace. She's a mutt? Scheisse! Okay, Kubu, you're good. You're good. Thank you for
your service. Scheisse! Unmod him? No, bro. That would be negative for me. You're lucky.
Let him win. Let him win. I'll let him win. Yo, stop upping my time! I'm about to
crash out. Just let it go to zero, please. I can't anymore. I'm about to lose
my mind just let the time I zero-poll it if you don't up that shit anymore please
put it at one minute I'm not joking bro I'm asking for favor please let the
shit run down to zero bro no this is not the last five minutes bro you win you
win you win but right click your mouse right now
Doro are you right clicking your mouse if you say again that you don't have
else I'm gonna crash out hello Poland that's why click not work anymore or am
I getting trolled I don't I don't know where my mouse is okay then spray a
graffiti you have a keyboard right spray graffiti right now I don't know
how to do that press T pressed it doesn't work why does it not work why
I I don't know it stopped working okay so we're really trying to win huh
if they're cheating I'm cheating look above what the fuck is this wait okay yo bro
Hey shooting okay before you press any button on your keyboard or your fucking mouse. I'm gonna know
Where she
At the wall Doro well well well
Hmm
aha who was that do it again right click me again right click me again
right click me again right click and you get a knife right click and you get
a knife for real for real on God
Where is that?
What?
Do it again!
Do you want that knife?
Yes, on gold.
Right click, right click!
on God just right click bright enough time I don't have time hello all right
no nice then three two one how much do they want to win how much do they want
to win there's four million dollars I'm not Mr. Beast this is not the Beast
Games guys you're not winning the Beast Games or anything just right click
your mouth hello do that again do that again do that again
Just do that again, just right click your mouse, please right click your mouse!
Hello?
Do that, do that again! Do that again!
Hello!
This is, this is your opponent. If you up the timer again, I will crash the fuck out.
Let this timer run the fuck out. Let these guys win.
If they want to win, they can win. If they want to win, they can win.
Today I'm hiding as an object.
What?
You're a sheeting piece of shit.
Pog you the hacker with it.
Bro, shut the fuck up.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
This is not fucking work, baby!
Not me! This is not me!
This is not me!
He's this to me!
He's next to me! He's next to me!
He's next to me!
What did you say, Pianoli?
Pianoli, right click you're getting a knife.
Right click you're getting a knife.
And gloves, because it's late. 40 seconds!
We got 40 seconds. Pianoli, where you at?
So we have another cheetah, huh?
So we have another cheetah.
So we have a... So we have another cheetah, huh?
Pianoli the cheetah.
Don't let us touch Pianoli.
Don't let us touch. I'll find you. I got 30 seconds.
I don't piano Lee are you still with me? Yes or no piano Lee speak if you're next to me speak, please
I don't know where you are
Hello
Yo, are you guys scared or something just speak be not lonely? Hello?
This is I can't believe it. I can't but right click right click right click eight seconds right click eight seconds
right click right click
Right click! Right click!
To piece of shit!
After time! After time! After time! After time! That's what you get, Pianoli. That's what you get.
Alright, alright, nobody move, nobody move.
Oh, hell the fuck no.
Kubo. Kubo, Kubo, Kubo, Kubo, can you hear me?
Hello?
He just looked at me, let me see.
He showed me the positions.
These are the positions, Jed.
Nobody move, please. I want to check all the positions.
Yo, hold on. Yo, Poland.
Wait.
Kubu, number 14.
Poland, you there?
Only, only.
The time was up. What did you do?
Bro, bro, bro, you're getting the knife though.
You're getting the knife though you're getting the knife. Yo, what did you shoot me?
If I go if I go city side, can I go 5-7?
Where's my knife bro? Where's my knife?
Where's my knife?
Where did you shoot me bro?
Team and walk around or will it reset the whole game?
Why must I put on the Epstein glasses? I'm so serious.
Okay, I'm on it.
Put on the Epstein glasses.
I don't want it.
Here we go. Here we go. Yeah, respawn me.
Alright, respawn me, respawn me.
Respawn me, respawn me.
Let's see where these guys are at.
What the fuck?
Fucked up, oh shit
Where the fuck are these guys at?
Wait, what?
They were spawning man
You're such a good boy
One more round
Alright Kubo, you little slut
They already, what did you do with me?
Don't move, don't move
Kubo, where the fuck are you?
Kubo, Kubo, Kubo, Kubo
Just tell me where you're at bro
It does your right hand on the enemy. Are you this fucking lamp in the wall? Yes, sir
Yes, sir. Come on
Yo, bro, oh my gosh, but why did you not like that actually made me mad? I'm not even joking, bro
I
Have to do it bro
What that was an
11k hours by the way.
Let me see, alright, let me see where the rest is.
So we have Pianoli who I fucking whooped by the way.
Pianoli died in this challenge.
Pianoli did not win the challenge, bro.
Al Pianoli in the chat, bro.
Sadly, he couldn't clutch up.
Alright, let me see.
Oh, come on, man!
So Mr. Wensie is in this fucking box somewhere.
There is my in the box, bro.
He is the box.
What are you talking about?
What?
Bro, you're actually blind.
That's crazy.
My stupid
Okay, bro
Fuck as Doros is cheating ass. Let me check
Something way I can't see it wait, so are you looking straight at you?
oh my gosh are Gigi am I blind yeah yes very much and then and then we have
two in the same spot which is yeah keep right looking for me please bro
well why were you guys so scared to write no no those are just a crouch wait
let me see only only you looked at them for like 10 seconds what
Bro I'm fucking five foot. I'm fucking six foot two. I can't see that bro
I can't see up there bro
You went kitchen for four times. You were jumping even you didn't see it
Oh my gosh guys this one is this one is clever. I'm not even joking this one
I should have seen GG guys GG. I'll let you live because it's a great
What is to be yes, there was to be no way that's crazy. No way that's crazy
I'm sorry for wasting your time trying to find your bum asses in these fucking fucking bum ass spots
Oh, you're blind. Oh, I got lucky for joining everybody clap it out for the winners everybody clap it out for the losers
and shout out to Germany shout out to all countries shout out to Europe shout out to America
guys
shut up
enjoy
and what?
who said that?
hehehe
cool
that was
that was piano
hey
alright
shut up
no guys
enjoy the rest of your streams enjoy the rest of your days
enjoy the rest of your lives enjoy the rest of your fucking
thank you
if you want to leave the star but you can't man you'll leave
you have to do the exclamation my glee
Wait, wait, my keyboard doesn't work, I'm stuck, I'm stuck, wait, my keyboard doesn't work, what do I do?
Yo, who ever said my mouse doesn't work and you ever said my keyboard doesn't work, fuck you, oh hey!
You're not playing for a million!
Oh my gosh, oh my...
Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, wait for some terminals!
No, don't say that!
Shake your buttes, shake your buttes, shake your buttes!
Wait a second, wait a second.
Please, please.
It's not timing.
Easy bruh.
It's hot.
Dude, respite.
Respite, respite, respite.
Dude, dude, dude.
Respite now, dude.
Fuck you, you're still there.
Oh, oh, oh.
This is bad.
No, no, no.
Close the door.
You're welcome!
You're welcome.
Guys, I don't need any, you're welcome.
I got some places to be, but I appreciate you all so much.
Okay, okay.
You need to hear me out there.
Okay, one thing, because you loved Elden Ring and I need you to hear me out.
Subnautica gave me that same feeling bro, please play that game bro. I swear
guys we got places to attend we just got absolute yo shout out to everybody
who joined shout out to my mods for for for getting the people shout out to
Poland for setting it up and shout out to Dima for finding this map on the
workshop. Can we link the workshop map? Can we link the word? Why does it show
top right that I don't have it but I have it? Why does it show top right that I
have it but I don't have it? Boys is it real or is it not real? Is my balance
real or is my balance not real?
huh they put it they put it back to pending they put it back to pending
no they didn't could they
don't fuck is this
listen listen listen listen listen guys what are the odds that we get a fucking
gold this is the map by the way this is the map if you want to play prop hunt
with your friends leave this map right here this is the link right here these
are the goats who made this fucking map apparently let me check yeah angel leave
angel a follower right now if you're interested in fucking sick as much like
this and want to see the community grow these people they do it for the
love of the game they're not getting paid fucking millions to create shit
encounters right now they do it because they want to see the game succeed they
are working more than valve is working they are putting in more love than valve
valve is going for fucking money these guys are going for fucking passion bro
w angel in the chat w fucking angel in the chat bro I'm not even joking that
shit is a good fucking map what a goat what a goat all right check this out
Check this out Chad. What are the odds of us getting another gold right now?
What are the odds and please be honest with me? I?
Only have 300 euros on steam right now Sally
Give me up, bro. I said he's saying not again. I have
360 euros on steam what if I buy the gold right now the other one just so what if I buy the skins?
Not this one, this one is where I want.
And then I use the remaining money on terminus.
It's only gonna be like 5, 10 terminus.
Right?
Do I buy these right now?
The thing is, if I don't buy them right now,
then we don't have the fucking reset in two days.
You know, like it's...
Stop saying poggers, like I just unboxed them chat.
I unboxed these two hours ago.
Stop doing that.
Um...
Would you take Mondays anyways off?
I will be left tomorrow. I won't be there on Tuesday guys on Tuesday
I'm on Tuesday. I won't be there on Tuesday. My mom is coming over
and then we have
tournament
Do I buy this right now chat do I buy this right now?
Wait, no, no, no, no, I'm doing the responsible thing. I'm doing no, no, no, no chat chat. No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think I'm doing the responsible thing
We're gonna open a lot tomorrow, but I'm down for a horror game right now. No, no, no
The last time I want to drop into a horror game and I never did because of this addicting as shit
Whoa W's what the fuck
Wait, I did buy one terminal wait a second time don't type else when I open this one guys
I did buy this one. I did buy this one. Let me just see what's inside
Let me just see what's inside surely. I won't get hooked with this one. Wait a second. Wait a second cold cold cold
Wait a second
Battle Scout that's a good sign
Could be golden the next one
Static Shrek purple it's cranking it's cranking
Mots can we find a horogun, please?
Around one hour maybe less could be indie can be not many players
So nobody knows the jump scares. I want to get fucking creeped into my fucking ass right now
Sadly, do we have a golden game? Yeah, you're on a okay?
Maybe my YouTube guys also have one yo yo yo you got horror question mark
Denied
Do we have a banger one guys gold gold gold boom imagine bro, please
please
Captcha fun
Gold gold gold. Let me see this chat. Who's down to play a horror game right now? What the fuck is this?
Wait, have I played this this looks kind of interesting this looks kind of interesting
It's a classic, how is it a classic it only has 400 reviews
Oh, my mods they linked shit.
They linked three things.
Let's see.
They linked who's at the door?
I think I played a similar one already.
Didn't I?
They linked.
Ooh.
I like this one.
black rock
Okay
We deny this chat you decide which one are we playing though? I want to get absolutely creeped out
I won't I don't want to be able to sleep tonight
I'm a guy who's not getting scared with fucking horror games. Talk to me right now, bro
don't say leaked wait where's it where's my big-face cam it's this one guys
boom I want to get jump-scared out of my fucking life milk you later with the
five milk you later no Mike you later
Hudson chef for the five gift a bro right now right now chat which one
Which one?
Who's at the doors out? Who's at the doors out?
Super normal black rose or capture?
Or I'll check one more link.
Pieces of me. This does not look like horror.
Oh it do.
how long is this one? Chad you decide 1, 2, 3, or 4. 1, 2, 3, 4, 3.
Are y'all picking three because there's a girl in this one?
Guys, what the fuck is this shit, bro?
Okay, I do like booba horror games, though.
I'm not gonna lie.
Nissan my god.
You're Mr. Y naught and thank you for the five gift
that's up, bro.
I appreciate that.
All right, let me check this out.
Let me check if this is good, bro.
Let me check.
I'm buying it right now.
Good thing I didn't open cases.
Now we can buy the game.
We can, yo, I'm buying a game for 1 Euro 55.
Bobby, every single tournament.
Terminant, terminant.
10 euros, bro.
Oh, hell no.
And then I don't even get a skin, I have to buy it.
What a fucking scam.
Check on my internet, guys.
Look at that speed.
Seven gigabytes done in seconds.
That's how we play, bro.
Did you get it all today? Yes, we got one pair of goffs. We got the North Macedonia ones
Let me see let me change the fucking title bro guys. Are you ready for a horror game or no? If you are scared?
Then the stream may not be for you if you are pussy then the stream may not be for you, bro
If you're chat, I actually used to be a put I like when I watch horror games
Am I fucking cringe or not chat when I watch somebody play a scary horror game and I get scared
What I used to do back in the day when I was watching Twitch, for example, I turned the volume on zero
When I was watching when I was watching PewDiePie with Amnesia. I was turning the volume on zero
So the jumpscare wouldn't hit as much or unlike the lowest. Oh
Hell no
Here we go
What's a good title chat I'm bad with titles uh chat dared me to play this horror game
whoo what's a title it was proper and fun low-key was kind of tilting on my on my end I'm not
even joking. On my end it was kind of tilting bro. Ah, boom. Yes, really. Ah, boom. It
was too long though. We should have not upped my timer bro. That sure was rage baiting
my ass bruh. Alright, here we go. Please don't crash my PC. Please don't crash my
PC. Oh gosh. Please don't crash bruh. Chat on the right side or where? Or above
me you guys want to be above me oh wow this camera is so high right here we go
as a Zulu developer I create projects with passion and dedication I ensure
the quality and clarity of the content constantly learning in the process due
to the high interest in the title I decided to translate the game into 12
languages myself which wasn't an easy challenge what with a or without I ask
for your understanding in case of any imperfections I've never seen such a
cool menu I'm not even joking all right here we go um let me close my fucking CS
suck this is a nice ass menu all right mouse sense we go ultra settings I have
a good SPC which and our next gen what the fuck does that mean brightness I
crank it up a little bit because on stream it's always very very low voice
recognition oh I hate games like this when you see this icon it means that
voice recognition is disabled at this time you see this icon means your
Your voice is being captured for voice recognition.
One FPS?
Hmm.
Fixed or no?
Should be fixed.
It's because I just have to put on v-sync.
It's when the frame rate is uncapped.
Okay, easy.
Thank you chat.
Um, chat.
If you didn't see it, look, it has fucking...
Mots, you're not funny, bro.
or is that the game?
It has fucking voice recognition.
Oh, hell no. That shit sometimes creeps me out.
So I can ask, can you help me as anyone here?
Are you friendly? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Here are some of the vice commands and phrases that you can pronounce.
Show yourself what you want.
What? Can you see me? What happened? Do something go away?
Remember that communication might not always be successful.
Okay.
Mottz, you're not funny, bruh.
You're not funny, bruh.
When the answer is yes...
Is it my Mottz or no?
Mods stop and the answer is yes. What does that even mean?
Is it my mods? I'm turning off the overlay. I'm not joking stop spamming it
Mods is actually not funny. Oh wallah. It's not funny
I'm turning it off
There goes the fun unless it was the fucking game now I turned off my mod overlay if this is now off then
It was my fucking mods
What the game I'm sorry modes what the fuck my bad my bad controls voice recognition shift
okay flashlight f crouch control zoom right click voice commands menu cue next camera wait
I can't move.
What?
Alright, we just hop in boys.
I'm the man of learning by doing new game.
Before you start and show that the microphone is probably connected to your computer
if you want to fully utilize the game's feature,
remember that the microphone is not mandatory to complete the game, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I designed it to ensure that your journey is not interrupted
and remains completely engaging and immersive for about two hours.
Two hours!
I said one hour!
You know, my YouTube guys are trolling, bro.
Alright, here we go.
So, looking, I don't know what this is about.
Wyatt, thank you for coming so quickly.
I just go back into the city, and when I arrived here, I found blood all over the place.
I am terrified for my daughter, Sophia.
Her passion was planes and piano, and she's only 14 years old.
What happened to her, please?
You have to find out what happened to her and where she is.
Mr. Sackermann, I understand how worried you must be.
Rest assured, I'll do everything in my power to find you.
And get to the bottom of this.
Can you tell me more about Sofia? The situation?
Of course, Wyatt.
Sofia's mother passed away a few years ago.
And since then, she's been staying alone in this apartment most of the time.
I have to drive it frequently to my room.
and I haven't been able to spend as much time with her as I'd like.
She was a very shy guy, and I worry that our introverted nature might have made our bond a bit too simple.
I understand, Mr. Sakamoto.
More information we have about Sophie that are our chances of locating.
I
Need friends
Smile spend time
So it's a tromba
I need friends to be honest
Her life would be both around her piano
And the music studies
I'm afraid I've been too focused on my career
And having to bring the best
Fossa to her
But right now that doesn't matter
I just want to find out
See the right sound
We'll do our best
Any small detail could be vital in this investigation.
Because there's anything else you can think of that might help us in our search.
Yes, there's something else.
You can stay here as long as you need, and feel free to use any resources you require for the investigation.
Rummy is no object in finding my daughter and understanding what happened to her.
Corporation is greatly appreciated.
I can ask for a thousand years on time on this.
start right away and keep you informed that it belt us.
Please, try and be calm.
No patience during this process.
Scatter sounds you're wired.
Your dedication means a lot to me.
However, I have to leave now, as I need to make some arrangements.
Please keep me updated on any progress, no matter how small the problem is.
Keep you informed, there is stuff to worry about.
Don't worry.
I won't rest until we find you.
If you remember anything else, or if you reach me for any reason, don't hesitate to call me.
I won't play it. I trust you in your skills and abilities.
Find my totem, and I'd pay for the way it takes. Please.
None of my green screen works with lights off, guys.
I promise you, Mr. Sakamoto, I'll do my best.
For me, it doesn't matter. I'm scared anyways.
For me lights are no matter
You know that I'm the fucking pro gamer bro. I checked this out first after change my fucking settings
I could not tank fucking ultra it started lagging. I'm not even joking
V-sync on brightness
normal
How do I change?
Motion bro off always sensitivity lower. How do I change the fucking music? It's so loud. I
I can't right Gigi what like why is it like why is it like what I know why I
think try this maybe one of those games I'm not even joking
please wait a second Chad wait a second I have to do something
okay so if the game lacks and I may not be able to play a bro yo why is saying
lights off bro okay let me see is this better bro this light no shop bro
better better better okay well I can turn the one in the backoff as well let me
turn this on off I don't think my green screen works then though let me see
Does this still work?
Yeah.
Alright, here we go.
Now, shh, lookin'.
Here we go.
Problem is...
Is it lagging?
Yo, how can I F-O-V out?
Also, what's creeping me out?
A second ago?
Look, bottom left.
I can speak with them.
Yo, yo, can anyone hear me?
So we have a laptop.
Not now.
like, swing? Oh, sorry. Look at the left. We can speak... wait. I can speak to them but
you won't see when I speak. Chad, is that fine? Because my shit is above it. It's okay.
Piano, can I play? No. Is there blood on there? Move the camera to find a clue to
to examine it, hold down the zoom button.
Bloody hand prints in the home
where Sophia loved playing piano.
I sent shivers down my spine.
She was in danger, within these walls, I must find out.
More fucking blood.
I'm investigating, investigating.
The weather is as stormy as it gets.
Fucking tsunami ass fights.
Oh, hell no.
I can crouch and that's it.
Look at this weather, guys.
Made my sense even lower, bro.
Boom.
in the sun medium.
Shad on off on screen.
Green screen is bugging.
Is the green screen worse than before, Shad?
Do I turn lights off on again?
Put the shot top right.
Cuck-chow outside.
Ew.
Bloody handprints on the cutting board.
Shilling sight.
This crime scene holds dark secrets.
And I won't starve until I find the truth behind these disturbing marks.
The sound is way too loud. After this we're done with.
Sally lights on off for the green screen.
Bo-ma for the 65.
All right, better.
In the plate, dirty dishes with dry paint stains.
It appears someone hastily tried to clean up.
Use matches near the sink.
Someone must hear the missing.
Is this voice AI?
And if they hold any information about the missing person's whereabouts.
Dish-dive detective, got a free fucking...
Achievement.
1659.
More blood.
And then a set of dirty dishes with dry blood, a troubling pattern emerges.
I feel this guy.
Holy nerd, what the fuck is that?
A massive blood trigger behind the pot.
A clear sign of struggle.
Chat stays on, guys. Chat stays on during the stream.
Chat stays on during the stream!
I'm scared for the first jumpscare.
First jumpscare can always be a hit on this because the sound may be way too loud right
now.
If there would be a face right now, I could.
I may die.
I'm not even joking. Just the volume made me wait too long.
We each have one right there. Oh, hell no.
I'm a Ouija boy and I'm a shelf.
This case just took an unexpected turn.
It did the mysterious.
I only need to explore its significance
and potential connections to the missing person.
Let me go upstairs.
Let's see what's up in upstairs.
Yo, can anyone hear me?
Show yourself!
Broken mirror?
Can't go outside right now.
Formal pieces of paper scattered around.
Batoran notes or messages.
I need to carefully piece them together.
It might reveal something significant.
Okay.
I can't get to see it.
Oh, I'm playing fucking...
Fucking fuck-riding with some bum-ass fucking AI.
Oh, hell no!
The toilet flies above it.
Gotta investigate closer.
Well, I'm a transit boy.
Shut up, this guy.
Hair smudges.
A sign of stroke.
Something more sinister?
I said that already.
Oh my gosh
Broken mirror
Bloody handprint on the sink
Someone is hurt here. Yo, no, no, I'm getting all the other one piece together. What transpired in this place
Not this guy, bro. Oh
oh hell no let's try and flush the toilet
let me try to have evidence
handsome
this could be a crucial clue
what the fuck is genie
I need to dig deeper
let's dig deeper buddy
let's dig deeper
yo monster can anyone hear me
show yourself
hello
Show yourself
Hello
Was upstairs right
I am coming upstairs check it has voice control
Can I not sprint am I fucking a fuss is one mile per hour
Was that I heard something I am coming upstairs do something
Do something
It's downstairs.
Show yourself!
Why is that open?
Hello?
What?
Is that an eye?
I
Fuck is that
Huh
Check can you even see as a bride enough for you I can't see oh
Hell no
It's cold out here, we have to close the window.
You cannot sprint!
I have to check controls. Voice commands menu, previous camera, next camera.
What? Oh, that's WASD.
Handys Riser Condition feature at the moment.
Check. Crouch, zoom, flashlight. FLASHLIGHT!
HAHA! I'm a bummer! I'm a fucking bummer!
Check this out.
Oh, it is a camp.
I didn't do that. Why did it flicker?
Is there no evidence here?
Why is it flickering?
That's the game not too loud for you guys? It's really loud for me.
An electrical plug. Don't want to touch that.
Shish.
Show yourself.
Oh he said I can see you! Wait! They're watching us through the camera. I'm not even joking.
That's why it's flickering.
oh no shoot the can bro doesn't look like i have a glissi in my fucking pocket
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm gonna buy a foul-smelling clothes.
Ewww.
Jumpscare and coming, I can smell it.
It says something.
What the fuck does it say?
Hello?
AH!
Nick, in the weapon!
In the expected sight.
Pissed.
In this case, raises serious concerns.
You get cautious, you get turned into relevance, you're a missing person as an investigation.
Sally is it not too loud for the stream? You have to tell me. I can't hear it on stream.
For me it's really loud, like I'm gonna...it says something there. Am I tweaking?
Yo, take the fucking weapon! Why wouldn't you take it?
Don't have any fucking gun license.
Bro, what are you talking about?
Take that!
It's good.
I was crouching the whole time that's why I was so slow oh my god
I can't see what it is.
So, I'll go downstairs and I think I don't.
There's nothing here.
Can I read the text from here?
I can't go out.
Is there anything in here?
Towel?
Land?
What the fuck is that?
Mother! It's trying to make guac.
What?
Oxycodone!
Unexpectedly finding a plethora of pillboxes.
This raises questions about the family's mental state.
I need to examine these closely, understand their significance.
This on for green screen off!
On, off, on, off.
What the f**k are you doing?
Alright.
Nothing else in here, right?
Show yourself.
I will kill you.
Show yourself.
Do something.
Don't do that!
I can't do that!
Don't want to break the light bulb!
Press N.
Didn't work.
I have other things to do.
Like what?
I better get back to it.
Oh, there's terminus on this bitch.
Some counter strike work.
Okay, suck, suck.
TV, maybe? TV, TV.
Classic horror game.
You turn on the TV, it fucking starts freaking out.
Remember what?
What am I missing?
This crime scene tells a chilling tale.
Are you all right?
One of the seconds.
Telephone.
Check whatever I'm missing.
Is that button I don't know about? Like we have to pick something up?
Zoom, flashlight, interact.
Night vision, end. Oh, wait a second! Lights off in night vision!
Doesn't work.
Oh, I hate when I don't know what to do.
I've had a sheet.
Check, where did that check?
The computer, I tried.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Jackpots!
Hidden used matches deliberately concealed.
he was here trying to cover their tracks puzzle pixel aware you don't say that
bro you know that I'm good at puzzles bro horror games with puzzles puzzles
get me in I think we have to go upstairs guys we saw it all downstairs
guys trust
Like there has to be something upstairs.
For sure. For sure.
I can't open this.
No, no, no, no.
Is there anything else here?
Under the bed maybe? A monster?
Alright, I hate games
that don't make any sense. Why would all the subnet telephone ring? I didn't do anything.
Hello?
Yeah, do I have no hands?
I'm sorry for not mentioning this earlier, but I just remembered something that might be crucial for the investigation.
I have security cameras installed all over my apartment. You can access the camera footage through my laptop.
something that might be crucial for the investigation.
I have security cameras installed all over my apartment.
You can access the camera footage through my laptop.
It has night vision capabilities.
It works best when the lights are off,
in the specific room where you want to use the camera.
Please be careful when reviewing the footage.
It's essential not to miss any details.
I hope this information helps you in search for Sofia.
If you find anything, no matter how insignificant it may seem, please let me know immediately.
I'm counting on you to bring my daughter back to me.
I got you.
Thank you for your dedication, Wyatt.
You got the most clever guy on the...
You got the most clever guy on the job.
I got you.
You're in safe hands, sir.
Let's check this out. Lights off.
Let's check the mail first, boss.
What?
GG. Let's check the currents. Three, two, one.
The lights are off.
Lady do something
She's holding no she's holding L
Check do I go upstairs let me guess when I go back she's gonna be back and she's gonna
be gone or I'll scare me
you see I scared no jumpscare
wait that's me
all right let's go up I know bitch I ain't no bitch
Lady, I'm going to come upstairs. Put on some clothes.
Final warning.
Lady, I'm about to enter the...
I'm about to enter the room. Put on some clothes, lady.
I'll have a weapon!
What? Where is she?
Give me that gun.
What are you doing stop that we can talk about
Weapon. Get the weapon!
Left on the walls.
Mods.
What?
Voice recognition has been unlocked.
Lady, can you hear me? What happened?
Do something.
Give me that fucking gun. If I can't pick up the gun, what am I?
Like, are we stupid right now, bro?
Are we stupid?
I don't have a gun license.
Are you saying look up? Stop!
I'm entering. I'm entering.
Show yourself.
Ah! You okay? Okay, fuck that!
Okay, okay. Why did I say that? Why did I say that?
Hey, I died!
What?!
Show yourself!
Do something?
No?
What? Tell me that was you.
Is this the store, no?
Do something.
Show yourself! There you go!
What? I didn't say that! Come back!
Disappointment.
Check the cans, check the cans. Turn off the TV. Off, off! TV, off!
Don't work! Don't work!
Can't do!
the lights are off now on top guys, the lights on, it's going to be in the room again, fucking
doing some bullshit, 3, 2, 1, light vision 3, 2, 1, nothing, nothing, nothing, me, nothing,
You're fine, you know?
But, I don't know if it's password.
What is my username and password?
How do I- how do I open the email?
Wait, what the- what the fuck is this?
Check the paper?
What paper?
Oh, that shit.
You sure?
you sure go away go away
She's on top of me.
Stop!
Show yourself!
I'm coming!
Show yourself!
I'm gonna go and find her.
Come on, hurry up, I don't have all day.
How are you doing?
I'm going to do that again, I didn't see that one, also I can't talk when she's next
to us.
I'll do it for you.
Hello.
Alright, she wants to show us something.
Time to hit the camps, boys and girls, time to hit the camps.
I've played Among Us before.
Nothing.
Wait.
Nothing.
You find email.
One month.
You find email.
One more.
Go away.
way. One more. I can't interact with the paper. You guys think I'm acoustic, but...
I think it's not on here.
show yourself show yourself show yourself stop go away do something what happened can
Can you see me?
Oh.
Can you see me?
I can't.
What do you want?
What?
I can't.
I'll show you it's not working anymore!
Which other ones did I not try? Which other ones?
Can you help me?
What do you want?
Which other ones, Chad?
where are you how much is your inventory in cs2
fuck with the other ones is anyone here
Where's the password? She said to check the email, but where's the email? Where's she?
Are you here? Where are you?
go away
where are you where are you TV TV no TV TV TV
One not equal to snow, two equal to sea ice, is that true?
What do you want?
Us?
I didn't even see the TV!
Where?
Nine!
What did she say?
What do you want?
The TV should be gone.
Where are you?
Hello?
Test, test, test, test!
What's going on?
I don't like this.
Where are you?
Check the camps. She's upstairs, right? We're gonna see her through the camps, guys.
Don't be scared. Don't be scared. Let's see what she's doing.
What?
What
Hello, are you okay? What are you okay?
What is on the TV what happened what is on the TV the labs everywhere
Let's check out, let's check out. Lights off or on chat? They're off.
Oh. Hi.
Saw this?
They should turn all the lights off. Let me turn all the lights off or? All of the lights?
So many.
Us.
Aha.
Sure, what did the lights do? I still don't understand that. Am I stupid?
What does it mean?
Light switch? Turn me on like a light switch.
What does it mean?
Are you friendly?
Where are you?
Where are you where are you babe? Where are you baby girl? Where are you?
Nothing.
I thought she was here.
Where are you?
Check all I can?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, all the lights off for the first time ever, last light right here, three to one.
How can I turn this one off?
I can't right?
I don't think I can, guys.
Okay, let's check the counts.
Behind you, stop.
Don't be scared, shout. Don't be scared.
Three, two, one.
Fire 2K.
Wait, what? Two RK. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There was something on the last one as well.
Wait, MA? Wait.
1, 2, Mark? What the fuck is this? That's my first name.
You find email? 1, 2, RK. That's the username.
What's the password?
I didn't say that.
I did not say, I did not say, show yourself, I did not say that.
Where are you?
Chad, how do I get the password?
You're not stupid.
What is the password?
And why is the password?
Where are you?
What do you want?
Just don't really understand.
Huh?
back off back off I'm gonna shoot
What the fuck is she doing?
Chill, chill, chill, chill, bro!
Chill, bro!
What the fuck is this?
Where are you?
Don't stand, don't stand, slide's off right?
What, no new pass?
Slide on.
Where's she?
Check how to get the password on and send this game, bro. It's the password one two. Wait hold on a second. Hold on a second.
Blyat!
Demark.
What's going on?
Stop!
What's going on?
Stop!
When it's asking for my mic, for you it's one FPS, right?
You will.
Why?
This is... off.
Where are you?
Show yourself.
Gone.
Should I make you sick?
What?
Ha! Ha!
Password! Password!
2009. 2009.
Checkpoint.
Mark 2009!
I
Haven't shut for fat boy Raymond. We're donated 10 different subs
Better go to what the terminus tomorrow burn hearts in the
Dummies
You guys said the whole time
Now what now what I'm a fucking scaper in satan around you fucking stop talking that's so much
That's how scared you are me
I gotta find the password.
Well, that's the guy I'm not talking about.
Ah!
Huh!
What?
Am I tweaking?
Ah!
What do you want?
Oh my god.
Rescue? What?
What is the password?
Where are you?
What's this?
Stop.
Heheheheh!
I didn't see.
FOSSLETTERS! FOSSLETTERS!
Heheheheh! Oh my god, stop.
What? Let's go!
Yeah, you're chill!
There was a front of me!
Where are you?
Wait, do you have to run away from her?
What are you doing here?
Why, she's doing something again upstairs, no?
Check cams, check cams!
I don't get it, I don't get it socially!
Can I see you on the cams like that?
Where is the password my name?
I'm chillin.
Where are you?
Only the password is on, yes.
I don't know what's going on there.
Can I just prove for that fucking password?
3, 2, 1 and you're done.
I'm coming for you, I'm not fucking scared of shit.
Hey!
I've seen this!
Hey!
What?
Look where!
Did you see that shit?
Kitchen has a clue?
Is that a clue?
What was that?
What's my kill?
S...
S... T...
What are you talking about guys? It's the steps!
It's the steps!
It's one, two, three, four, five.
Are you a kusigo or am I?
What?
I am coming!
What?
What?!
There is no piano, who played the piano?
Downstairs or what?
Oh no, I don't like being upstairs.
You have no way of running away.
I'll wake the piano sound since I'm fucking by myself.
Is there a light on nobody here?
We're jumping out somewhere?
Oh no, how am I gonna jump into the piano?
So Chad, what is the password in chip?
If you guys are so clever, what is it?
Mark? Mark? 2009?
And SWT? Wait, we don't have the middle ones?
Liat! We're missing only one?
Okay, let's find that shit then.
Let's find that shit then, shall we?
Wait, check that.
Alright!
Okay.
Oh my god.
Uh, D?
SWTP, we're missing one letter over.
One letter over.
Where are you?
That's it. That's it. Where are you? Where are you?
all that for no clue are we taking the piss oh my gosh
Is there no brakes?
Here it is here.
Oh my gosh.
E, E, E!
We have it!
Don't we?
We have it! Don't we? SWDTP. Wait, there's one missing! There's one missing? Check
Check cams, check cams, we haven't checked in a bit.
We haven't checked in a bit.
Hey, Jesus.
What was that?
Hey, Jesus.
I'm not the only one that gets scared by that one.
It's like, it's like so close to you.
Where are you?
Where?
I can do it too, bitch.
How many lightswitches are there, fuckin'?
Oh my god, yo, guys!
JJJ, we have it, we have it!
We have the password.
I think it's on there.
Lock in.
Lock in!
I'm just gonna use Mark 2000 and mine.
Sweet PJ.
Fuss!
Sweet PJ.
Show, show, show, show, show, show, not funny bruh.
How did that get me? You knew it was coming, how did that get me bruh?
me bruh why did you look because I ain't the pussy bruh fuck do you mean
why you look of course look behind you I'm gonna face him on the wall like a
real man
Oh my gosh, bro!
That's a monster!
It's a light switch.
This is the light switch.
This one?
This one.
What?
Oh!
where's the where's the clue I don't know where the light switch is
where's the where's the light switch it's always on the light switch I fucked up guys
Where's the night switch bro?
What?
Reload?
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Is that downstairs?
Oh, upstairs.
I hear something.
What's the piano please?
What I have for all the letters?
What is this one about?
This is it.
E.
Oh my god.
Do we have it?
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Lock in. Sweet.
PJK.
We're good. Here we go. Now we're going to hack into the fucking system. Mark 2009 and
fucking sweet
PJK three to one
VAS!
SP Caps mark 2009
S
F
YF Y
Let me use game capture. Can you see me?
I'm gonna use game capture guys maybe that fixes it or crash is completely
does this work
we have to look behind me
it's a look behind you
The laptop crashes your stream. Why would the laptop crash my stream? Is the laptop hacking my ass?
Half all the letters guys, I think it's because I didn't put it in caps right now
I didn't put it in caps. I may be lagging because of the laptop again in the second
So it may be lagging again and because of the laptop. I'm just gonna go like maybe this is the reason I'm gonna cap it
We sink off and cap it
No cap
Dealer no deal. Alright, here we go.
Guys, it's uncapped. It's a price, my PC. It's always disheveled against.
Here we go.
So, all caps. All caps, right? Don't have. 2009 and SWEETPJK.
3-2-1.
Great chameleon. It's really nice to meet you, Mark.
Why does it... Guys, is the character named Mark?
Mark are we taking the piss Chloe James did you like did you like them
Martha Suzuki says so happy. You're also 14 Amanda Clark says what is your address again?
So if he has a commuter says I'm so looking forward to it mark
Hey Rachel, I'm so happy we met here. It's like a super cool adventure. Hi America
You know right, this app is like magic.
Tee hee, I'm bouncing with joy.
This is the text with Rachel.
Totally right, Rachel.
It's like we found a hidden treasure or something.
What's your fave ice cream flavor?
Tough question.
I can't just pick one.
But let's say chocolate sprinkles.
Me too, Rachel.
I sold hands and stepped into this wonderful story
together.
Here's my phone.
What?
I'm 14.
More fairy tale adventure.
Let's explore and shatter forests.
The fuck is this?
I really like the selfies you send me.
Wait, did I send that?
Thanks, Mark. I'm so glad you liked them.
I was a little nervous.
Yo, what is this creepy ass game, bruh?
And why am I having to smash the number?
Text me when you're free to come, deal.
We'll be each other's cheerleader.
Imagine such mangers.
Send me a man to see you soon.
What?
The feeling is mutual so fear we take it one step at a time and see what the journey
takes us.
What the fuck is this weird ass game bruh?
And why is the guy named Mark?
Am I being like wait I'm not like the guy Mark is not actually 14 right?
somehow it's like it's like this PDF shit no yo no no no not funny hey oh my
god I'm not stupid
get me the fuck out let me check the cans you had someone's house but why is
the guy named mark
But yeah, yeah, yeah. We're inside of Mark's house.
Or one of the victims' house.
Ha, ha, what was that?
What?
A lot of the walls.
Everywhere.
Should I explain this to me?
What's going on right now?
The girl is Sophia.
Let me see the locks again on the floor.
And what?
Oh my...
Listen.
What is your name?
Oh, I didn't say that.
What is your name?
What...
is your name?
What is your name?
Good to know, you did the thing, right?
I'm doing a message for Mr. Masato Takamura.
I'm sorry to inform you that you missed another appointment for your new medication.
I've been trying to reach you, but you haven't responded to any of my calls.
I'm growing increasingly concerned about your mental well-being,
especially considering your history of mental illness.
Well, you just never used to follow your prescribed medication recipe.
As a significant reason, it passed your steadily.
Please, Mr. Sakamoto, get in touch with me as soon as possible.
It's essential that we discuss your situation
and get your bag on track with your treatment.
Thank you, and I hope to hear from you soon.
Take care.
That's the guy who ordered us to come here, no?
The guy at the start who yapped.
He hallucinated.
Do I check cams or do I go up?
Cams, no?
I'm pussy.
Have to.
R.O.A.M.E. Thank you for the 5.
Let's go check.
Where?
Oh, we have to go up.
Great.
But, chef, can I not ask what is your name?
Can you help me?
Show yourself.
What do you want?
Can you see me?
That's a no.
The dryer is done. W.
What it was him all along the guy from the start
What?
What are you talking about?
If credits I'm gonna crash out.
F***.
In the chilling desolate apartment, the cold body of Detective Viad lays lifeless.
The seasoned investigator had been ruthlessly silenced, forever stilled by the very man he
had been closing in on, Mr. Saka Motou.
What is the storyline?
Stop putting the boom.
This is like Viac's rentless pursuit of truth.
His dark determination to unravel the grim secrets held within these walls had brought
him face-to-face with the darker reality than he could have imagined.
The horrifying truth was clear.
Mr. Sakamoto, Sophia's father, had been the perpetrator behind his daughter's disappearance
and the demise of the other innocent girls.
But the revelation had come too late.
The Yatsus Covery cut short by a brutal end.
When his body was found at the crime scene, the one bustling apartment was now in
eerie silence.
Mr. Sakamoto, nowhere to be seen.
Atari DE Productions.
Stop putting this emoji.
Mr. Sakamoto.
Yo, what the fuck is this story, bro?
Bro, like I clicked some light switches
for using it in the password, what the fuck?
I mean, look here, I joined it though,
Okay, I don't know.
Oh my God, bro.
Jack, I can only imagine, bro.
You know what's gonna be nice, Chad?
Once horror games are actually using,
because they only started doing it recently, right?
Using the microphone and the cam, bro.
Imagine once we actually have horror games
where it's not just the ones you hit the slider,
it's bad, you know?
Ooh, then it's gonna be nice.
Then it's gonna be nice, bro.
Maybe you have to answer some questions
and with voice recognition,
you have to answer it right in the meat of the moment.
You know, imagine in a scary moment,
have to say it right if you don't, you die or something. The journey for Detective Yachter's
own has just begun. What lies ahead is bound to leave you breathless. If his first adventure
captivated your imagination, don't hesitate to leave a review on Steam. For those seeking deeper
mysteries and conversations, join us on Discord and make sure to drop a follow on
Axe Slash Tour. Shadowhold more stories. Until then, see you in the unknown.
Okay, this fucking time, I won't let him escape.
I'm gonna buy that.
I
Just
No
What are you talking about behind bruh? Oh my god bruh some granny bruh
Stop putting this emoji bruh
What the fuck is D Gloved? What does D Gloved mean? I don't even know what that means
Alright W game, W game, W game
Okay, hey boys, I will see y'all tomorrow
hmm what's the better or worse than the last horror game be honest for me there's
an obvious winner obvious the lighthouse so far may have been my favorite one
ever I'm not even joking bro I'm not even joking this one was kind of it
back to her how was this one better are you guys being far real right now the
lighthouse was go to bruh ah hey we play the horror game roulette again in
next stream boys and girls tomorrow I will see you I will not see you the day after that my mom is
coming over um so yeah I'll see you guys tomorrow again around 4 p.m. CT hope you enjoyed the stream
thank you so much for watching gloves gloves gloves gold gold gold tomorrow we're gonna
fucking finish our mission when it comes to gold maxing because I'm gonna be going on Tuesday
tomorrow we have to hit goals bro okay not just one not just two we're going for three let's
Let's check out on the balance, is it already nice?
The pending balance should be going over tomorrow,
aka we're gonna go max steam limit of the day, all right?
Because we already have a thousand euros ready.
The max steam limit is two K dollars, which is 1.5 K euros.
So I made a positive another 500, easy peasy.
Boys, easy gloves tomorrow, easy gloves.
Thank you for the stream,
thank you for the subs for the people stopping by,
for the follows, for watching as always.
cause you're on the bossy.
See you guys tomorrow.
And always remember, always remember.
Remember what Mr. Zaka Motu did, bro.
We don't wanna end up like that guy, bro.
Take your medicine and yeah, don't do stupid shit, bro.
Don't do stupid shit.
Should you be afraid to turn on any light switch tonight?
Yes, you should be.
You saw what happened.
Be careful out there.
Alright, careful turning on the slideshift switches.
Alright, bye bye guys.
See you guys tomorrow, bye bye bye.
Peace, peace, peace.
Muah.
Ah!
Alright, bye.