right now I'm not even joking oh my god
I'm DCP you so did it actually make a new one say wallahi made a new one why
do I have to log in we call Sally I need I need a calm voice in my head I'm
not even joking okay Sally hello hello hello I have to log in real quick
did it make another what yes that's fine all right here we go here we go
i'm never playing this game again i'm not in japan or i played a lot once it stops once it
starts working because it's like it's so hard to even get to this point
I mean I changed the region already
Oh
Wait, did you give me to do something again in the in the setting no no
Two minutes stream your bro. I was live already chat. Don't say two minutes stream bro. I was already live earlier
Okay, do not read him.
Okay, now let me quickly download these 23 gigabytes, wait, Sally, after this, I don't
have to reset.
All right.
do oh my god if it wasn't for for Jinxie bro I would I would I would I would I would
play some I'll play some other shit right now I'm not joking bro why is it downloading
so slow shut the fuck up you fucking bitch shut what number six time just open
the terminals you can borrow my PC little bro I love this game well I
wanted so enjoyable thank you on a pixel for showing it to me I mean I
I can team you with my PC and then you can play it in this.
How? Shut the fuck up, you fucking bitch.
Or by any desk, or by any desk.
Yep.
That could work, that could work.
Because my goal works.
I'm happy for you.
Thank you.
Shit, huh?
Selya, if you could only play
Valorant for the rest of your life
or CS for the rest of your life,
which one are you choosing, bro?
Probably CS.
Yeah.
OK.
But in CS, which one makes you, if you play 1,000 hours CS,
1,000 hours VALO, which one makes you tilt more?
I mean, current state probably CS.
But you believe in updates?
I mean, hopefully, yes.
I think the other in Graph 2 is pretty nice.
True.
It needs to come out, you know.
being in beta is like kind of a ring to me because like in that look it works well but wait
there is anim graph 2 in that look yes oh i didn't know that interesting
shite chat your chat ah i'm fried right now bro like this is one of these tech issues bro
these are the most tech issues who is this indian guy you're not indian right
No, I'm not. I'm hungry.
Hungry, bro. Hungry, hungry.
Make sure to check the shop.
They branch out.
What does that mean? They branch out.
The shop resets?
Shut the fuck up, you fucking bitch.
Oh!
I'm hungry, low key.
You should have said where you're from.
WVALO installation tutorial.
Stop.
Oh my god, W internet, that's right.
Now look.
already almost done
you to press the reboot computer button from the game
well
now this is actually true
no way, does it change something?
i have no idea
i always reboot it manually
what did i just hear?
I think I get under one minute.
There's how much we could have won in the Mr. Beast Challenge yet.
1M.
Is it really worth that for notes?
No, it's not, bro.
It's just because my boy Jinx is about.
I would be offline right now.
I'm not even joking.
Zara is going to get deleted. Good, bro. Good.
I haven't checked Zara in so long. Does it still exist right now? Let me check.
I think it's done already, no? Really?
Let's see what the last upload is about.
With our profile. Let me see. Sign up. Fuck, what is my chat.gbt login?
I forgot. Play.
Moment of truth. Is it this login? I think so.
chat pray pray pray
chat NA account is no issue bro, the issue is that I can't open the game
please work please work
oh wait I need to reset anyways, right? I need to refoot Ankh
please don't copy Ankh right now
maybe it's gonna work maybe it's still gonna work I don't know
Check this out
Like you will say now in a second like Vanguard my ultimates ready. I
Think this how they get you I think when you fresh install the Laurent they don't instantly give you the issues
Oh my god, this is so clever guys. How do we not realize this is actually true
I think they let you hop into the game first and then they give you the error and then they like they give you a taste of it
Like boom you have to shoot the gun a couple of times right on your first install and then they tell you to fucking
secure reboot VPC VPN fucking VPC what else what else use as admin and all
the 50 other things I did all right TPM HDMI
aha wait it's not gonna work now right it makes no sense I think you see
need to resort I mean we try we're tripling online right now just
I think if you say that you need to
He's not there.
Where is that match?
It's like Q on the left.
Middle left.
That's stupid!
Yes, middle.
Why is that so hidden?
I swear it's full hidden.
Can I leave?
No, go that way.
That match.
Let's see what he does here.
Match found.
Chicken jockey.
Match found.
Oh my god I love glitch.
This one is from Arcane.
You guys I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I don't have every agent I look right now.
I try to have them all unlocked.
Hello team hello team hello team can you hear me hello team
Yo, bro, bro, bro my game keeps crashing bro. It tells me bang up bang up
Are you good bro is your game working for real?
It's your game working bro
your chamber it's your game working bro like you have vanguard and salt
you don't know me neither bro no motion what you talking about bro why are you
queuing deathmatch bro are you trying to to find your future wife or why you
I'm not shooting a rank buddy
oh yeah sometimes you think about it w
it's not gonna work chat it's not gonna work
okay and you are on EU by the way so
this is the wrong account
I mean I have to practice though no
yeah
chat why is this working right now
I'm kind of confused
Oh, un-upgraded Kuri Nami knives. Un-upgraded, Chad. Very important. That's animation.
Wait, I can do this, it's too easy.
Too easy.
No, for real too easy though, huh?
Wait, it's deathmatch.
Jack, why is this working though?
I didn't even restart my...
Can I leave deathmatch?
Uh, I guess not.
I don't know.
Shit.
I think it's supposed to be.
There isn't a healer.
new stage in time
I went into the TDIUM
yeah, not into that natural
yo guys are you mad if I leave the game bro?
I may have to leave guys
watch my VCR
yo chamber can you hear me?
I
Did what was good? She was good. How are you doing bro? How are you doing?
Okay, okay, give me a fuck is that weapon y'all can't play right now
It's not gonna work. It's gonna crash in the tournament
Why did I buy this again?
What?
One less.
Yeah, I got the last piss.
Ah.
Stay down.
Why is my gun so massive?
You're out.
Get out of my game.
That's not pretty.
Attack.
Yo, yo, chat, how do I get out?
How do I get out, bro?
Like in a smote.
So if I leave, how long is the ban?
It's lost anyway.
What are you doing?
That's not pretty.
I can't hear you.
I saw it. All my settings are wrong.
You get them.
Alright, let me actually practice like a little bit for one second.
Let me show you the true potential of the CS AMO.
Remember bro in the tournament easy-peasy these guys are a lot better these guys actually dead again
Tournament should be much easier
We through one boom
Okay
Where's my weapon when I do that?
I think it's like 75kms, 75kms.
I want to play a rank, 13kms.
100!
Yo guys, I don't think we can win this, guys.
I don't think we can win this, guys. I don't think we can win this.
Is she cheating?
Sally, I just want to check my night market.
I'm not focused right now I just I just want to check I need to do my settings
bro none of my settings work but I don't want to be bad teammate to these
guys you guys I think it's unwinnable guys I think it's unwinnable
what we said if we lose we win some we lose some you know what I mean
Not ready to party chat
Just get me out of team deathmatch please guys, please
65.94 we are not coming back boys we are not coming back let me do my settings
let me do don't report me for trolling don't report me for trolling but get me
out bro please feeding it's 98 come back to us
W 2 minutes.
Alright boys, let me try to fix my settings now.
Here we go.
Um, we've got Yaro here.
Sali, I'm scared that my game won't work though.
I'm also scared though.
Because Chet, I reinstalled Valorant and I didn't even restart my PC once.
Like is it gonna just kick me out when we start the tournament?
market let me see ah can I still get a gold boys I see green I see blue I see
pink
prism phantom not bad I don't mind that at all
chrome deck Marshall full chromed out scout
Louis next but I think about about okay
gallery bucky we don't talk about this one give me something nice nine crimson
beast Vandal what the fuck is this it looks like a hotstone card 2d fucking
dragon on it with 3d lava interesting is a vandal is that ten bucks oh hell no
and then we have a sovereign guardian it changes the background indicating
that's rare but okay all right wait I wait I want to make sure that everything
works let me restart my game as well let me just see also I check the
tournament is NA I need NA account right okay okay so Sally how do I switch
What's your name?
Sely?
Wait, sorry, I was going to click top right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, it works?
Like if I do it?
What do you mean?
Do I need VPN on my browser or on my game?
You don't need VPN.
You can just log in.
Wait, didn't I have?
Like, didn't my brother have?
Who was that, though?
Bro, I should have prepared, bro.
Like, this is the one time, like, I...
I didn't see what you were saying.
I thought it would just work.
I don't know
Let me see I think it was here
PGA production show
All right, Sally if I change my region how cooked is it I
Think it takes like five minutes
really but then you yeah but then you can change it back for 90 days after oh
nine um yeah I mean if you read my chart I can do that if you don't yeah that
I think that's perfect now. Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Okay, okay, okay
Your lot or I think for the for the reset bro, but I need to go to the toilet for one hour, but I just want to fix this
Really quick. Hmm
Jesus coming in
Wait, they're saying I don't need an air count. Is that true? I
Think you do need I don't think it's cross for
Like is anyone from just anyone from any just invite me like right now
It's easiest it's just no it's my right and he's silly one moment
Okay, let's try that that's any one from any anyone from anyone from any anyone from any
If you need a green card or just as quickly he knows 100% really
Yeah, I mean he should know, you know your mood are do I need an a act for Jinxie turn me
Oh chat, I'm sorry for this
I'll be over here.
You can talk with Chad.
I'll be over here.
And maybe do the thing that you said.
I think it's best.
Thank you.
And then even if it's yes, then I can sell you know.
Thank you.
I'll be over here.
60 seconds starting.
Now, all for some.
Mother said I need an account. Okay. Okay. Okay. Easy. So you got this. You got this. Thank you, bro.
Very, very, very.
Alright, I'm fixing the account quickly.
Okay, stop fucking sparing me please, thank you.
I mean, Moodle said you need one, so I'm going to trust Moodle over your channel case.
How do I entertain?
I'm not doing a flip.
I mean, I didn't get a single invite from any people,
so I don't know.
No one from fucking and they invite me, so I don't think you can invite me I'm not going
But if you make a new one, then it needs to be like agent sign for Fiora.
What do you mean?
I'm still hungry.
I love you.
I'm checking this.
I mean, I can't even add you, so that's all.
And I'm checking this.
I can't even add you, so that's okay.
That's what you do later on in the account, that is no way to do it.
I'll see you guys in a few minutes.
I'll have as you are just fixing that I can't because he has an EO I can't
I'm not doing this more, I'm doing it.
I didn't ask him about the chance rate.
I didn't, I guess him.
Okay, the drivers, I will see in chat.
I'm not getting paid.
I'm from Hungary.
I don't think that he fast-moved him that your role must be power oh my gosh
Shad of one HP, bro
Sally
Oh wait, my mic doesn't work
Yo, thank you, bro. Sally, can you play the tournament for me, please?
Of course
Are you better than me and Valor you think?
Sally, be that ass
100% yes
What do you mean 100%
Why a hundred percent?
What if I get what even even if you are way better like of course, I still have a chance like like
Let me see let me see um
What do I do by the way food resort resort, what did you eat today Stanley if I'm asked I
Eat some soup and
Sandwich yes
mmm that is nice uh oh yeah yeah that will make sense uh sorry what you typed what you typed
yeah yeah just let me know all right wait do i try starting my game again vanguards on yes
okay suck suck we need terminals no we don't bro
In Germany we say super go this is low-key bro super go like I didn't prepare like Valor
I thought it would just work like I opened up my Valor before and it worked and then
all of a sudden the pop-up today came after I opened up like what five new votes eliminated
from MrBeastChallenge. Woke up with a sawthrow. Bliat, Bliat, GG. GG. Alright, how do I check
if it's actually working now? I mean, I think if you are in the game it should work, you
know. Like 100%. I remember the last time. I was in a game and then it, and then the
error came yeah but you played a full game already and then you restart the
game so you're right you're right you're right let me try to myself yeah
yeah yeah yeah window full screen for sure when you really do it on oh yeah
Do you hear two songs that much again?
Oh yeah.
Um, T4 the M a lot?
What do you mean T4 the M?
No.
Well, let me see T4.
Where, where, where?
Answer, answer.
Oh what is he playing the Tony chat is chief in the Tony
I'm down to run some valve with him so wait I don't need that in my account but
No right now don't tell him right now. I need like what I need to do one test game myself
Like one game and then easy
So when in like 40 minutes, ah, he's an arc. Okay, okay, okay
Let's go in in like
All right, um, Sally, let me know when let me know when bro. Yeah
Oh my god, what the fuck does it listen to the sound of the rice?
Joe, we're not getting hungry bro that rice is
awesome
Not what do you mean you wrote he's not the roads he's not the
Media boost on really I
Just need to remember my settings that just their way to export my settings, bro
if I hop on my anna account is I like to export it yeah okay no I do have to
remember my sense though hmm all right wait let me go practice real quick
boom boom boom boom boom chat I would I would cue a rank and I want to play
fucking I want to get my rank I want to get my rank oh wait Sally my
ultimate ready if I were to use my my NA account what rank are you again I'm
I'm hesitant.
But I'm typing something to you, so what did it look like?
OK, let me see.
Oh, Jepos, Jepos.
OK, is that it, I think?
12K from here.
It's VPN, Sally, VPN.
It's VPN.
No, it's harder.
I looked up currently.
i tried to change it
chad how can i
play on an a
ah... shit
the savior arrived
Oh my god.
Can't you move up to check the amps?
If possible.
Or is it in the game right now?
Quicker than music.
Finishing the bites.
Let's go boys.
Sometimes, sometimes it doesn't go as planned bro.
But you gotta go with the flow bro.
What are you gonna do?
What am I gonna do about it?
gonna do about it you live and you learn I should have played a test game but then
again I wanted to do again first impressions right scratch that though
scratch that though this game is fucking cooked should have set it up
correctly get the NA account ready I was hoping that my old one still works it
doesn't yeah what are you doing bro I am trying to play Valorant
okay it's working just play um but I should should I play on NA or EU chat
because the tournament is on NA I think I'll not a okay
Hmm
And a for pink check this out check. Can you make sure? Mmm?
Sorry for eating can somebody check what my sense is from CS I have point three in CS point
No, that's Minecraft where I don't know what I haven't CS. Sally. What is my CS sense?
you know I have no idea nine your macro we think for the fucking five gift about
appreciate that appreciate that
thank you very good hearts in the chat check this out
well this game is too easy I'm not even joking I'm not even joking all the
shots are just connecting bro compared to CS this is crazy bro check this out
All right, um, boom.
Okay, wait.
Sandy, my sand is too high.
Too low.
Wait, I don't know.
Eh?
This is your...
Oh
Not bad from my thoughts right or
What do you mean 4 out of 30 I had way more than four no
Sally my sense is too high no
Maybe
Or just you know going to see us check your sense and then converted
Okay
Let's see, let's see.
And let's fix the command, exclamation mark says.
Just so I never have to open it again.
www.
Why did I need to close Valo?
Can I not have both games open at the same time?
You can, you can.
Valo CS, don't fight.
Don't fight.
Imagine one of them has implemented, once the other guy is open they crash it.
could be could be who would be the one to do it though that is the question
I'd counter strike baby girl let me know you're dancing in true oh my god I
love this game 0.7 Sally 0.7 which means what all right checking great
No more tournament tournament is happening guys.
Some chess is saying point two two.
Chet type one if you love CS type two if you love Valorant.
Type three if you love him neither.
Point two two?
Yep.
Bing, bing, bing.
Wait, I must have it higher?
This one?
Let's see.
Hmm.
Eh?
Yo, it feels that way.
It feels the same, Sally.
You bien changit?
that was crosshair
say that again
you changed your crosshair, it's in control setting or general
yeah, yeah, yeah
all right, all right, all right
listen listen now you're laughing but check this out now you're laughing but
check this out because this is now my CS sense you know what that means if you
check how many hours I have and count us right you would shiver your timbers
you would be like what he's this young and he has this many hours in this game
how does it how does he did he play since his kindergarten I've 9000
Don't say I have 9000 hours in CS and it shows.
Three.
Two.
One.
No!
What up time nine
No, I'm so mad
No, I'm tilted no
I got tilted midway bro, I got tilted midway. I got tilted midway. Do hard?
It's not gonna be hard for me. How do I switch it to hard?
Sally how do I make this fucking challenge harder bro? It's too easy
Wait I see it
9
Don't cells
Max win
Sally
I tilted midway again bro
Thank you. How many do you get in hot Sally?
No idea. Try it.
Okay.
Shut up, I'll be ready for ranked.
Sorry for this chopped air stream.
Usually I'm more calculated and stuff, and things flow.
Today they don't flow, bro.
We have to reset my stream seven times.
It is full GG
Vamo
25 minutes stream
What battle do I have wait didn't have a right now, buddy? I think it did
Lower sensor point to one you're over flicking what?
Yeah? Let me try again.
I'm not even trying right now.
Yo, this shit is... Yo, it's too fast! It's too fast!
Hey, give me a second, bro. Let me chill!
Give me a second bro!
Chad I wasn't even trying, RNG!
My aim is not like opening a case, what are you talking about bro?
Alright, wait I was on the wrong edge and that's why.
I can only play Euro, check this out.
That's why, that's why I study.
No, no, no for real, for real bro, you know that I never like, check this out.
Bro, whoever said I'm overflicking?
Wait, I overflicked.
nine nine nine nine nine sadly I'm tilted I don't kill when I like this is easy
I know I can get 20 just when I tilt check it's when I tilt it's when I
tilt it's when I tilt it's when I tilt all right here we go here we go
uh I'm not flicking now okay bro I'm not changing my sense I'm not
changing like this is green as well ah here we go it is time Sally oh wait
mood up let me see I got it
I hope you want to play one on EU.
You know what I mean, Sally?
Yep.
Okay.
Chat.
Sally, am I good to go?
Settings are all okay?
Everything like that?
They check the game.
Okay.
Yeah.
that we check 3d sound 3d sound it's an audio and the
cv8 surround sound hrtf on bottom bottom yeah yeah on i think need a little
is this good i'm pretty sure it's still good
check the start like some people in chat also told me thank you bro wait why
don't you start boom oh shit call me cringe this one kind of looks nice why
that too though there's a staff and a fucking world of warcraft are nice how
do I see them let me see them thank you hover honey here I click I click yeah
What?! Okay Gigi bro, I'm not playing Gothic. I'm not playing Elden. I'm not playing Skyrim.
It takes over half the screen, bro.
I can't take this game seriously, bro.
With skins like this.
Do I use this shirt? I kind of like it actually.
It's like this is Valor to me. Like this is as Valor as it gets.
We got the we got the fucking similarity knife.
classic we got the prime bucky I hate the prime bundle even though the prime
knife isn't it's rare right overdrive bucky me I don't have crazy skins like
already like nice ones I have the knife that I want to have another one that I
like oof river karambit chat river karambit or cook on army no Yiba cook in
army no Yiba or river karambit I like them both bro this one's also nice
The cool was more 88 she is like the butterfly knife, bro
I wish I had this I wish I had this shed if you know if you've been watching the stream
This is my dream knife the fucking blast X
Let it the dirt kiter used to use this this one is coated check the black thorn bundle the black thorn bundle
Black thorn blades what the fuck is this?
Wait, that's my knife
what okay mine doesn't do that is this one in the market right now yes how do
you know because you're like a vehicle I don't know if I want to I want to buy
that though like I already spent enough on this on this game you smell me and I
can't even use an attorney because I'm using NA account you know I am
Vandal, where's my gun body on?
Where's my gun body on?
Here.
Phantom, Riot gun body, chat.
Phantom or Vandal, which one do I practice today?
What is META right now? Vandal?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
You like AKM for months? Yes?
Handle the spray. It's too. It's too much spray for me. You know what I mean?
Like I have kind of weak when it comes to handling sprays, bro
Phantom then
Suit it as a checkmark. I look it trust suited pink to suit it. Okay. I'll try the Phantom. I'll see how it goes, okay?
All right, I think I'm ready to go bro like this these skins are all maxed out right?
Judge I'm never gonna use I need a good ghost
I
Looked all the levels
Brother, how much money did I spend on this chat if you look at these things
how much money did I spend oh hell no a little bit too much I think 500 euros
2,000 euros oh my gosh okay so my credit card still added to this account
just check
I'll just buy VP as an example it is okay I'm not gonna do that though I'm not
gonna do that though okay uh Sally wish me luck bro it's windowed full screen
a play on this game thank you bro I think yes okay okay okay Sally do you
think my first game will be a win or a loss I think it's a win
We got this bro we got this we got this I hope in bro. I'll absolutely smoke them. I'll show them who's boss
I'll show them why counter strike is better. Okay, this game is easy for people like us Sali
All right, dude, peace up. Peace out by peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. W Sali in the fucking chat bro
W. Hungry is probably Sally, bro
all right without him gg without my word of loss my mind
I'm not even joking chat. I was on the edge. I was on the edge and then check was trolling with Mother-Suckin
with mother suckin fucking Rick roll into you got gnomed while I'm trying to
run on my seventh what the fucking stream most shop than ever bro because it
was a lazy bum and didn't fucking prepare nothing no one million the mr. beast
challenge alright there we go here we go chat tomorrow we're gonna watch that
shit by the ICS unfollowed you stop that shit again please stop that shit
All right boys, I will start with
Ineligible
Us
How much of a 20 didn't I play rank before
Check can I buy levels
Hop on Swift Buster yo bro bro bro stop stop. I'm not gonna play Swift bro. How do I buy levels?
Play Unrated yo bro, whoa wait yuppie saying something
Chad I really want to play ranked right like fuck swift
Chad swift or ranked I can make it happen like ranked on the EU just let me know
Swift yo y'all are just hoping for some e-kittens bro oh my gosh okay
bro how how does this game dare say I'm not eligible for rank bro they don't
know who's playing bro they don't know who's playing bro we're talking face
level 10 we're talking global elite bro not toxic all right wait let me make
sure this all working okay wait sorry chat sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
for the stall fast today I know I know all right mm-hmm else darling in the
chat
okay boom boom boom I said sorry now I am ready type ready if you're ready
bro I can't believe I'm playing fucking swift play let me hide the cue let me
hide the cue wait my sound settings are not working though check is there a way
to make to make to make my the what I hear with my teammates much louder
because the gunshots are way too loud bro compared I can't even hear my boys
You know what I mean all ladies you never know um how do I do that?
Sounds main volume sound effects voice over is this voice chat
I don't think so
In game I can okay. Okay. All right. Here we go boys and guys type ready if you're ready
Let me hide the queue. Maybe I'm not even gonna choose with player
Yeah, I think I'm good for now guys all on the prediction predictions up all in
win-loss can bottom left or where
Let me mute the sound as well just you can't hear
top left top left
I'm not gonna get even if I get streams night. I'm still gonna clap them
Come on get me in baby get me in the lorrent
All right, here we go boys here we go here we go here we go match found
Also, what is this bro?
So the first second I suffer learn sleepy kitten and before with the twitch prime boss
Ah, here we go, here we go, here we go. Let me interlock mother-sucking. You already know
Wait, I go reiner, I go reiner
No, no, no, I go reiner, I go reiner chat. You know me, bro
You know me if I you have to realize with reiner, bro
If you don't know if you kill someone you can suck them dry
You can if you took a little bit of chip damage you get some health back
You understand and also you have a flash basically right leer. That's a flash
Devaro, that's when you eat them. This mess. Instantly absorb short duration. Intangible,
becomes intangible. Wait to chat. When I kill someone, I can press Q on it to heal and E
to get invisible for a second, right? And then M-Press. Gaining a combat stem. Crease
is firing. Okay. Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
a mommy please jet's boyfriend this is my first game what let's see let's see
how they how they initiate let's see how they initiate because I'm always the
type of guy to speak first I'm not gonna speak first I'm gonna see what they
say let's see Mike I'm gonna use Mike in a second I'm gonna let them speak
first playing part come on baby pass match found let me hide the sound so
people all right somebody dodged no mommy for him in this lobby I
I guess. Okay. I should have spoken with fucking female voice, bro.
All right.
It's a big rain up by the way, but a man.
Any sus names?
Harry Barry,
the Zaire boss and still stock 661.
Nobody asking for mommy.
Nobody,
nobody with anything sus.
Nothing.
E-date related mix.
What the fuck is that agent?
I've never seen that.
The last agent that I know is the turkey one.
I think talk.
Do I speak normal or what I do use voice changer normal please okay nerdy voice
Bro, I can't do it all game. I'm not gonna lie nerdy voice and normal voice you vote chat
Bro people call me cringe when I do this bro. Oh
My gosh
People in Valor don't even know me bro like I don't have to hide from stream snipers or like from you know people that may stream snipe
Well look like a fucking bot level 18
Default Valor banner. Oh my god
And CS I would look like a cheater and Valor look like a clanker
Alright here we go, bro
Guys all in on win-loss. I hope you don't feel scammed because it's a new team. I'll let them speak first
You'll work with me instead of player
W W
That's a chill chill chill
Do I have a rose no I don't oh my god. I spent how much for this shot
let's not talk about it I think I spent for this snowflake bro because you
could only get this at a certain time I needed to get it a hundred bucks I just
upgraded my past oh no I here we go here we go nobody's talking chat I'm not
gonna do the first word check this out
if he dies, can i second price? i don't know
that's bullshit bro you dodge the nade and then the nade turns into 5 nades
Last player standing.
Alright, so do I make the first one?
Kick that one.
Okay, shh shh shh, no divorce, no divorce.
Nice try, team.
My side in practice.
Yo, hello guys.
Hello.
Yo, my check, my check.
Guys, where should we push?
Oh, looking.
Hello.
Shit, I saw it.
I'm looking.
Hello?
What?
Yo, can you hear me, guys?
Can you hear me?
Tell me, man.
Yes, bro. We can hear you, bro.
Loud and clear.
No, no.
Where are you from, my G? Where are you from, my G?
French.
Ooh, I love France.
Vivian, I'm coming.
Oui. Oui.
Qu'est-ce que ça?
Haha
Bag it!
Check this out
Hey, you have nine!
Shoot with that teeth!
Mmm, come see, come see!
Hey, you have ten, you too!
Sage, I need a heal!
Shit, I'm not shit!
Nice
Suck and dry?
Can I come?
Broke
What is this shotgun?
I jiggle peaked.
To be three.
Jet, I will not lose this game, bro.
I will not lose this game, okay?
Please starting minimap.
What does that mean plus I had the spider?
Yeah, that's it. It's it's it's I'm not old but right now. It's a lot for me
I need to look in all just game sound too loud or to silent speak to me, please
This is all new nice. Oh my god
10 seconds
10 seconds left
I go for Karen.
How many does she have?
Two seconds, one second please bro!
Oh my god.
Yo, why is he here with her?
Bro, I like your voice.
It's like you're lying here.
Thank you bro
That's cool
You're Zymos, man, you're from your little cuny house
Zymos, Zymos
Zymos
Zymos? That's Zymos
You're from Zymos
He's asking where you're from
I got it
On the map?
I'm sorry, I'm gonna play with you if I get in contact with your conversations
Ok
I can see, I can see!
You're kidding guys
What did he just say?
Guys, let's go and beat together
Ok?
You're just picking up, picking up with you
Come here!
I'm gonna break your head.
Don't use old shit, I don't know what it does!
Guys, help me, I have to be open.
Check this.
Fake wire, fake wire.
Fake wire again, real wire.
Use old.
What does it do?
Yo, what are you doing bro?
Eat, eat, eat, eat.
Where are they? Where are they?
Hey, why did you plant solo?
Yo, what?
My English is very good
huh raise it check am I invisible during that yes it is no the on three a
One, three, one!
Hey, to mid, to mid.
Last player standing.
30 seconds left.
You can't see me, right?
I have to save.
Oh, rich!
Vajra, why can't I suck it?
10 seconds left
Guys I'm safe, don't come near me
Pick, pick
What?
Pick
Why?
Safe
I got it
We're safe, we're going to sit here
How's that?
Half time?
Nice, nice
Mix, I'm sorry, I thought it was faster 12 it's okay. It's okay. What the fuck
What the fuck? Oh
My god, I think I'm about they think I'm about where they can buy Chadwell by a leader. I haven't used a yellow
Lea once zero and four
Guys, please look in bro. It's CT side. Okay. Sorry defender side it lock in lock in we can win this, okay?
Let's do it for France. You know vitality. Let's play like team vitality, bro. Look in you so trance mommas in three two one
No, so trance mommas
They're good char that's fine check this out
I fly guys
It's crazy how weak the guns sound in this game.
It sounds like you're shooting, not the shooting.
It sounds like you're shooting plastic, bro.
Come on, Nuts.
Type 1, if you agree.
A.
Wait. B.
Oh, my gosh.
Self-report yourself now.
now I'm gonna chat chill yo well play bro well play well play come back come back
my friend my friend my friend friend mix can you hear me
next bro mix you have girlfriend or no
yes what
real life or in game
Yeah, oh my god. Yes. Yes.
Two, two, two girls.
What? Give me one please.
Yeah, give me one please.
No, no.
Congrats, bro.
Check this out.
She is a...
Six.
Six what?
Six feet tall?
It's just here.
She is here?
Here's our...
Wait, I had the house? No!
I'm stupid.
Guys, PBB.
How is that a miss?
I swear that...
How is that a miss Reinhardt if cheer, bro?
Nice try.
Guys, all good.
Good guy.
Good bye.
GG.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
Bye, bye.
Oh, my God.
This was, this was.
We're players kind of ass.
I'm not going to lie.
Like, I want to play a comp game.
I want to play a comp game.
I got eight and four.
Where's my team?
Huh
So I don't think I fuck with Rainer bro. Call me nuts the teleport guy is hell overpowered bro
Compared to her right? I
Feel like that guy is way better. Do I play one more swiftly chat? Yeah, right?
He got nerfed.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa how how how.
How did that nerf my boy?
What does Sally say?
Play London so you don't get the French.
What? I don't mind having...
How do I change my server?
Sally how do I change my server?
I'll wait and see.
Okay.
Shhh.
Jack, will we do bad in the tournament today? Yes or no?
After what you just saw, and again, I play ten times better when I'm locked in as well.
Like when I play four something,
I hit every single shot.
right now i don't even play well
all right
what do i pick
let me just lock reyna just so they can't pick it no i wanted him oh my god i
wanted easel
i think you're wrong
how did they know from chat
eat ate us in this lobby how do you know
and
any e-daters in this lobby or no?
anyone is e-dating?
show us something
here we go
her and his?
yo wait wait wait what do you mean?
her, Milacek?
his c-
sorry Mila
no
please tell me to have mics
nice
no
but Chad if you're laughing are you just jealous?
that is my question bro
where's your- where's your- where's your her?
where's your her, huh?
That's right, that's right.
I need a gun.
Yo Milaczek bro.
Milaczek?
Do you need anything?
Carino, Carino, are you eating?
No, we are actually married, why?
What?
In game or arrow?
Out.
Are you?
I just need more.
I don't think it's going to work.
You're married? IRL?
Yeah, kids are great.
Wow, wait, so you live together right now?
Yeah.
And how do you have 50 ping and she has four knee?
Okay, you are actually quite clever. Holy shit.
That was, you know, that's actually impressive.
Thank you, bro.
Good job, good job.
We do live together though, like CS on a trip, that's it.
all are here i can ask i'm 17 right now
oh you have time you have time calm down
when did you two meet if i'm asked like three years ago
but at what age age isn't important
we met three years ago
anxious just a number guys you want anxious just a number guys why they're
not why they're not agreeing she said it
What kind of a peak?
Like, he's in his house all night.
Right?
In Valorant, sorry, you can see it's the worst.
That player's here.
Bro, I'm burning my little tongue.
Oh my god.
Am I after these games?
I'm gonna have homework for tomorrow.
I'm sorry for my nays.
Are you mad if I leave?
Sh** the chat.
Why they not talking?
Are you mad if I leave?
Why they not talking?
No.
I messed up.
Now I'm feeling on.
Get out of my way!
Did you guys mute me?
No! I got the shit!
Huh?
Damn.
Huh! That's got no shit!
Yo!
Bolt's replace? I'm getting absolutely worked!
Let me fix my voice, check this out.
before this guy is
Guys, did you meet me?
Karino
What what why the attitude I'm sorry, I'm sorry
What you sound so mad I did that or something wrong
No, I'm just talking to my husband. So shit a little bit. Thank you
Hey, uh, but you can talk in game
Just talking game don't be shy
Was close cheap bike down a from where
Jack didn't get bitch
Come on
Mila check bro, have you ever played CS?
My counters right
Hola
I
Guess talking it I'm gonna follow you guys
Bro, yo bro, Chad
Chad is this the average my learning experience bro like why though like why on a disco bro
Like no one gives call outs
Here we go. Let me lock in. Let me lock in. Actually lock in.
Nice movement.
Oh my god, I could have blocked him. Imagine I blocked him, Chad. Imagine I blocked him.
I'm done playing this game. If this happens in the tournament I'm gonna crash out. I'm
not gonna die. I'm not your weird ass man. Bye bye. I hope you stay in love forever.
Ahhhh, Poda.
Did she say shut the fuck up when I did the nerd voice?
That would be coke bro, like I was playing what, 17 year old. Come on G, come on G.
What the hell?
Do I stay on nerd voice bro?
They did not know bro, they did not know.
I feel like I can like...
Do some people know me in Valor?
Because sometimes in CS I do it so no one recognizes.
Because then they open up the stream and they're like, GG, you know, then they don't
speak.
No?
Do a Valorant Accent?
How do I do a Valorant Accent?
I don't know how to do that.
accent how to do valorant accent um i don't know how to do that
uh what is the valorant accent again i actually forgot valorant accent
doj you want to go knives and buy me
really no yeah what's up with nonchalant game region so once i ran in the actual
I won the game, or Dirk goes up and gets me.
I forgot.
One, three, four, three, one.
Wait, what did you say?
Uh-huh, I get fucking the world of one, a Senate player in another game, but...
You know what I do?
Yeah, I forgot, I gotta remember.
It's when your voice goes higher and higher towards the end.
So do your valorant accent is so strong.
Like, it's actually really strong.
Oh my god, I'm trying to be funny.
No, I'm not trying to be funny.
Like, I'm not kidding, I swear to god.
Your shit, your valorant accent is so fucking strong.
We got a look and I'm not even kidding
Fucking cringe when I hear you talk like that
14
It gets nasal to what's that. No, I don't know if I can do that, bro. I don't think I can do that, bro
I don't think I can do that brown. Hey, it's like I don't think I can do that brown. Hey, huh?
I don't know bro. Sheissa
One more video no, no, no, no, oh
Hi tight tight tight. Oh
Do I play one more? I need to win one bro. I need to win one check which driver has the funniest people
Um
Unranked. Now it has to be swift play.
Frankfurt is racist? What?
That's where I'm from. Germany.
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
I know which server to play. I know which server to play.
Sally, I know, I know, I know which server to play.
I know which server to play.
I know which server to play, bro.
The Goatid server.
That's all I'm going to say.
Let's see.
We got a game.
Guess the server, boys.
Come on.
This is going to be fun.
A very cool country, bro.
A very cool country.
Come on.
What do I look?
I don't know if I like Yoru, bro.
Yeah, Iso, Iso, Iso.
I just shield up.
This guy has a second life basically, right?
Like he can tank a headshot.
I activate my ability, I run in, butter bing butter bang.
This one is easy.
How do you see with server IQ?
Q undercut, what was this again?
Fire to throw, I have this one.
The bolt pass through blah blah blah.
Vulnerable and suppresses.
What is suppress?
Nickname check P for seven car geek who jack who jack grubzy. All right, you know which side I'm cute
No, we date us at first sight
at first sight
Silence is kind of abilities. What's kind of no, is that good?
So what do I want to buy always on on easel the second life right like the shield?
Also is there a way to hide the names near
chat nervous or no hello team i'll try that
yo guys i'm looking on a losing streak right now we need to win
are we all from poland i'll try to chat you didn't even hear
I am from Ukraine.
Reloading Ukraine.
Yes, yes, Ukraine.
Slava of Ukraine.
Ukrainian?
Ukraine, Slava of Ukraine.
Let's look in.
Come on.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
so he is my second life right check this out
I'm gonna flank them guys.
Half-hitchpeen, you on?
You on?
He's on.
One more mid.
Last hit.
You got your job team?
Come on, baby, we're not!
This is my agent!
Say that again, please.
Good job, yeah.
I thought I had something with blowjob.
This is my agent!
Say that again please.
Good job, yeah.
I thought I heard something with the low job.
No, no, no, no, what do you mean, bro? Are you gay?
Depends.
Outlaw. Outlaw!
Guys, on second round, do I buy the outlaw of the Martian?
Outlaw of the Martian.
Guys?
No way, no no no.
Outload launch.
Who are you? Who are you? Stalker, Stalker, Stalker, Stalker.
What are you doing?
What did you say?
Enemy spotted.
Unsell Stalker 661.
I guess someone.
One to much!
Unsell!
Hey you, you!
Look at me, look at me, look at me.
Who else?
Yo, yo, yo!
He said it!
Sh, sh.
Yo, he said that, he didn't.
He said that!
Jeb!
I need to focus!
He said that.
He's going to be in the front because he switched, he switched, he switched.
He's in the middle.
You said don't focus the swift play?
Yeah, it's swift right now.
It's swift, but it's focused bro.
Chill out.
Everyone else is in one shot!
Yeah, but he's not.
And she isn't!
Why?
You win if you say that.
Something will happen.
He's 47, are you solo-cuing?
30 seconds left.
Wait a second.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I love gay people.
You love what?
Yeah, yeah.
Are you gay, my G?
Maybe.
Nothing wrong with that?
Vujek? Nothing wrong with that?
Vujek.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
It's Vujek, not Vujek, it's Vujek.
Vujek?
Yes, Vujek, Vujek.
That sounds ass.
Nah, bro.
I'm going to disarm
Check this out, check this out
What is my ulti again?
Wait, I can 1v1 them
Oh, he has no range though
There's one
There's one behind the wall for sure
No distractions
It's on the left
B.O.A, B.O.A
It's on the left
One side, one side
Yo, yo, yo, spawn, spawn, spawn
A, A, A, A, plant
Yes, it is.
Can't one more.
Bro, I forgot that this game is too much, bro.
Quick, quick.
Oh, no!
You got this, Wu-Jack.
Nah.
What are you doing?
I'm going to kill you.
What?
I'm going to kill you.
What is he doing?
Nice try I guess
P47K8?
Yes
Why are you queuing Swiftplay?
She's my girlfriend
Yes yes
My wife is my girlfriend
No, she's my girlfriend bro
Don't talk to her
Don't talk to her bro
Yo P47
Can you be my pocket sage please?
So you know
If you say meow, yes. Meow. Meow.
Eww bro. Eww.
D47, check this vandal out. Phantom, check it out. Look at the gun buddy. Look at the gun buddy. Trust me.
I don't like vandal. I don't like vandal.
Check it one second. Trust me. Trust me. No.
It has... see? Look at the gun buddy.
We're connected.
It's not that tricky.
What? Why? Come on buddy!
No, no.
Deploy, deploy.
What?!
She left.
Oh no, sorry.
Trust me, trust me, trust me.
Oh god.
That's not a good look.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
The...
That will not check this out, check this out.
No she was right on her she's right
Yo
I have to say now it's too late at you
P-47 with with Vandal you would have crushed that
Yeah, I know
Yeah, you're right
Check this out check this out I I make the comms
I'm gonna fuck you up
Uuuuuhhh
Bujek Bujek Bujek
Let's go
Noo
Go away Bujek Bujek
Bujek Bujek
Repeat Bujek Bujek
Bujek Let's go
Bujek Bujek
Bujek Bujek Bujek
Bujek Bujek
It's Bujek It's Bujek
It's Bujek
Can you
Hmm
Say the rest of the nick
Bujek Bujek
Can I say BNW bro
Can I say it
You want to say it in front of your boyfriend?
Yes, because he's an American
I can say it
I won't be mad if he can't
Go, go, go
Plotbop, plotbop
Issa, what are you doing?
The bomb, Issa
Who is Issa?
Japan
No, you are Issa
Yeah
Your budget how old are you little bro?
Before the seven your boyfriend is 12
Yeah
Yes, and I am 17
Now she's 11 and I'm dead.
What the fuck going on?
12 yoros since the end word with a 70 york out from what is happening.
Yeah.
Crazy.
And you?
105 on the road
Nice, nice, nice
Bravo, on to the bot!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice
Shep is elvish, so right to Gigi
Stop saying the animal would you
That way you will not find a white cross
I do
Girl equals tri-hard
I played normal bro, I played normal.
Oh my gosh, this is not, listen bro, I always play like this, I always play like this.
I always play like this, check, am I level, oh my god, it takes so long, it takes so
long, chat.
Do I play a ranked on NA, oh no, oh no, do I stay on this agent, yeah, on NA, okay,
I want to see it, wait, I want to see the newest agent.
I haven't seen all the agents yet.
I haven't seen all the- Oh my god the song.
The song always reminds me of XTC playing GTRP, bro.
The fucking golden days, if you know, you know, bro.
Holy fuck.
Here we go.
My ultimate's ready!
Alright. Uh, I know Vice.
I don't know Vito.
My ultimate's ready.
Wait, is this the-
Is this the water guy?
I know the water guy.
It is not the water guy.
Oh is this like a war?
Teleport.
Aha! Okay, it's like the card from the French guy.
Oh my god, the range! Wait, so I can literally like this.
Boom. Eee? He has like so much... so many jazz weapons. What is this? Pick up. What does
this do? How do I see again like, ah, equip the interceptor, fire to place the interceptor
at projectile location once placed, reuse to activate, okay?
Imagine if the fucking movie with the aliens, this noise right there, who knows?
W movie
Enemies can destroy the interceptor. What does it do though was actually to destroy any utility that would bounce. Oh
Okay, not bad. So it sucks up all the utility and then it's
Evolution
Infinite bullets
That's pretty OP so I can just spam the Vandal
How long is it? No?
Instead of being able to fully mutate, gaining a combat stem,
regeneration and becoming immune to all forms of debuffs.
Instead of being able to fully mutate, gaining a combat stem.
What? I don't like this one, bro. This guy is utility, no?
I don't want to be utility andro. I'm a fraggler, bro. I'm a fraggler.
So, who else do I not know? This guy.
The Polish guy just played this guy, right?
X.
Now that's my ult.
C.
Concuss. What is concuss?
Alt fire to toggle between concuss and healing.
So I can heal and pulse them.
I run faster gayest agent in the game really
What's the left to do on a teammate I guess
I'm a nice but our target I like my common stem
Okay, what is combat system? I keep seeing this
Classic smoke grenades and then it's axe you shoot fast. I'll catch up
What I like that
Is that ultimate good? It looks nice. I'm not even joking. Equip Bass Quake.
Just like the one guy from Overwatch that skates around, if you know what I mean.
Another thing that Milo copied. Equip Bass Quake. Fire to build up and unleash Sonic Radiance forward.
Knocking back the deafening and slowing players.
So it's like
That's pretty nice, no just popping into a site I take so many points to refresh
Too many points too many points. You're my it is too warm in this room. Check which one should I play with which one should I play with?
Neon I'm not the best on Neon bro. My aim gets goofy when I play Neon bro
Waylay who's waylay I've never heard of waylay waylay have I seen her see
yeah I have not seen her I love that it pops fast it looks nice was this check
on crack is it always double oh my god back in a flash press again to go yeah
she's OP what are you talking about and also how shameless is following am I
fucking am I stupid or did they insist as well another Overwatch character
Tracer. Bro, they just copied the whole kids bro from other games bro.
Like the double fuck it like the whoosh and the fucking going back.
That's insane. That's so good. For this long.
No don't tell me it's infinite range.
And I'm invincible right?
Oh my, this is the yum yum agent? Bro this shit is OP.
The old must suck then right the old must suck equipped to focus your prismatic power fire to create an after-image of yourself that projects a beam of light
To pretty there you gain a powerful speed boost and beam expanse
Is it good?
Convergent I don't know what this does at all
Do I have on lockdown now I need her
How do I buy her if I don't have?
Shut the fuck up you fucking bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
Why are you way late baby?
Here.
Recruit.
I don't try.
I do.
Let's go.
Do you have time for one more?
I think I do, no?
I think I do.
What's Charvado?
That is a question of all questions bro.
Ummm.
What's Sharma though? That is a question of all questions bro.
Wait, did he want to play? No, he didn't reply again.
Alright, let's go. Oh, he did say bet now. He did say bet an hour ago.
Let me see what he's doing right now
Is he good
He's got full default skins.
Do we have time for a game?
Oh wait, I need to log into the other thing then.
Let me switch accounts real quick.
To NA, to NA.
His game is about to end.
No 12-11.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Alright, alright, let me hurry up, let me hurry up.
He's in the tutorial!
all right let me do this bomb exit desktop he's better than you bro he's
shooting butts in this very ugly I can even judge if he's better no way he's
better bro I just ripped in Swift Play he's 1211 in the tutorial what do you
mean all right let me do it right now
So I have to how do I log out? Oh Valo, why do you make everything so hard?
Here.
TV needs my discord. What is this discord just if you I
Added just if you I added just if you
Thanks a log in though chat. Can you tell?
Jinx he has to restart shut your bitch ass up. No way. That's the same shit
Take a mood out to check discord
and
no
which year in jest
But he has ingest you should be fine, right?
I need to log in to an air count
I need to see uninstalled chest bro
You can go fuck yourself. I'm not on itself in chess
You're gonna see in a year
I'm gonna have a thousand below and all the people who make money are gonna be crying
So I'm gonna have a thousand in one year three to one check three to one
Peacework every day of chess for 365 days straight get a full streak and I'm gonna play chess tournament soon
Jinx Yasmin want to join 100 K chess tournament
Yeah, this mood up playing right now
What's he doing on the phone call? I'm not trying. I'm just talking to chat
You really want the lock?
Heal with Tiefu? Yeah, he's in a game.
He's in a game.
You really want me to lock him?
Let me go duel with Tiefu, bro.
I have to teach him a little bit, bro.
Because Tiefu, he's full chopped, no?
If he has never played before?
Alright, boom.
Is this Tiefu?
So this is Tiefu, no?
What's not?
wait how many what skins do I have on this account what wait wait what was my
sense what was my sense months what was my sense I need to change my shit video
full-screen window but I think that I am point to two you the goat don't say
sauce what is us right now what do you mean I'm just switching to my other
I'm just I just switched my region bro I moved to America all right controls
Where's my sense again? Here, 0.2.
Really? My brother was...
Okay, boom. 0.2? 0.2?
Okay, let me go practice real quick.
Let me see if this works.
Thank you for convincing me to play Valor. How the fuck did I convince you to play Valor?
Don't play this game, bro. Please.
Install CS Majula. Install CS Majula.
Get me in, get me in.
Also, Serly, what is the difficulty of this discord?
Waylay
Red play waylay or easel chat?
Oh my god, I forgot that I have these skins on my account
To the FPS is
Boss
I limited at 2.4 240 boom and then let me see my skins for a quick collection
Vandal
Voss
What is this account?
I forgot that I have this. Oh, I like this one
Check I need to use this username
I don't want to waste this time. What's he doing?
I
Beated by gun
Why is he so slow
I don't do a loadout I use with the handle the Randall
Fucking
Which color which color?
Well, what else is this well what else are having this I don't know any of these I forgot
What ah
Shise that looks so cool for a second. I thought it was that I thought it was like the fortnight one the one that mongrel uses
Cracks
Baby
This is one of aura
Classic oh
oh my gosh this one is everything I've everything okay um what the fuck
I didn't buy this bro I mean I did I
I
Like that gentleman ocean boy
It's kind of crunch wait, I take it back
It looks kind of goofy in game like one of these two things in the back bro like the Shaxx balls
I don't know like that
I'll go with
Does it always do this animation when I whip it out?
Like that's insane.
Champs 21?
Okay I'm gonna use Champs 21 because everyone is saying that.
Ewww!
Don't make me use this shit.
That's so corny bro.
Nah
That shit ass bro thought you meant this one yeah, this one is a lit
Fuck I don't know bro. This is the hardest part of this game choosing whichever energy one of us
I'm gonna take wait I use phantom am I stupid
What?
That knife is ugly as shit, but that handle I
Like this one a lot satnap uses this one shot up to set him. Oh
Zinatra Zinatra TV stand on this cut okay on Twitter
I'll put a kitty on a bro in case that's some swift players
All right chief I think I added you know
I
Let me go with
oh
My god, how much how much?
How much does this shit have? and mortal body? Oh?
yeah, I reached
If this was this was a long time ago though Chad this was a long time ago
I'm gonna go with with my the one that always use this one. All right easy. What the fuck is changed?
Does it switch that's kind of cool? All right, um
Ghosts is very important. Eww
Oh wow, I don't have this one on my main and on my yeah, can you have two accounts of other yeah, right?
I want to use this one
In purple nine plus one nine plus one
Tantifici needs to add me
Erma route dagger oh
Wow wait this shit is making me lag
Junko calling where
No
Let's not fuck that's a vice. He always calling on phone bro. I don't anybody that uses phone
Hello
I'm good, bro, how are you?
I'm ready to go right now, bro whenever you need me out of here, bro. All right
Okay, you're one of the captains, bro. So yeah, just walking in man
Yeah, yeah, I'm on it right now. I'm on it right now. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good
You're gonna rock I see you soon bro. See you soon. See you soon
What the fuck
WJC all right wait wait wait wait wait
Wait after blast X-knife
Check who I pick first
It's so over for that for the enemy for the enemies, bro. No, you're on a sample you're on a sample
Imagine Mooda first picked Gigi
Jinx you may take him though
I don't want to take away Mooda from Jinx bro, but then again, but then again
He is the winner, right? Like Mooda is cracked
Shad used to be ranked one of both fucking servers, bro
Rg was a cult blast X nine locked on this one as well. Ah
Ah, Bratan.
Tell me which knife is the best here.
I'm just gonna go re...
Do I have...
What is it called?
The butterfly.
The butterfly that goes crazy with the lightnings, bro.
Don't ask me why I know. Hands behind the eye, bro.
I used to actually look into skins in this game.
At one point I was thinking about buying every single skin in the game.
AK opened up my Valorant every single day to buy the shop daily.
Yes, I'm disgusting.
Mage.knife, let me see.
GG!
I'm unstoppable now. I never had this. I mean I haven't
Job with which kind of excited
Yo, this one is such good animations rat. Oh
Don't know fast pig I don't think don't I was in this I think she's actually ever played Valor. I don't even know
I don't think she has
See if you're calling. Well, let me see. Let me see. I'm gonna go with blue
yo yo yo oh my god dude was good was good oh my god
that's nice
we're gonna cap call you my bad you did yes yes first fuck that was what's your
name again T like the Gavi turn turner turner my bad yeah turn do we have
time for a quick swift play I think we do um at me bro what even is that what's
the swift play swift play is a quick it's like non-ranked because your your
account is new right you can't play ranks the hell no bro okay well I played
I played Valorant when it came out back in 2020 or whatever what level are you I
I think it's I don't think I'm on the same account. I think I'm level zero
Level zero. Hell no. Okay. Wait, let me ask pretty
How do I add you can you send me a riot like ID? I'm not gonna lick it
Wait, I what if I leak it though?
Bro part of my fucking voice, bro, I lost my voice. That's only a like a Valorant player now
You know what I mean that yo, what's up, baby girl? Yeah, I know what you're doing. How did you lose your voice, bro?
What happens?
Bro, I don't fucking know
You went party I think I was fishing in a fucking eel swam down my throat
All right, yo, give me a give me your right idea bro, give me your right away
Well, wait, they're saying party code. I got it party code suck. What is that? I got it. I got it
I don't leak this shit. You don't play this shit either. Wait, I have I have my I had the right idea here
Okay, put it in the discord maybe
Okay, what's the right code do it?
You can join the lobby with it I think.
Oh you can, where do I put it in?
It says no players found bro, I'm not gonna lie.
When I entered your ID.
Wait, I have a friend request.
FoVee is that you?
Yes, what the fuck?
W, alright let me add you to the lobby.
Suck.
Now I can shop, oh no.
I fucked up.
I'm sorry I forgot it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What what did you leave your yo, if you get some friend request, I'm sorry
I'm actually sorry. I'm actually sorry. I'm actually sorry. I'm actually sorry
Stop stop stop stop stop. I don't know if I leaked it. No, I think you're good. Oh fuck. I just like yours though
Stop. Oh my god. Oh, I'd work. I'm gonna
I
Yes, I teach you how good are you at Valor, bro?
I don't play this is fucking Mickey Mouse
Like I like the way you say that wait you can hear me again right now, right?
Wait, no, I can't wait. Oh, it's first. Oh
Wait, I don't I think I'm getting friend requests. I got time I turn this shit off
I'm so sorry, bro. I'm so sorry
Wait, you don't play this shit either do you? Yeah, but bro like I play CS, you know
And when you play CS you're good at this kids game, bro. This is the one step below
Well, how do I turn this I gotta go settings
view it now fuck let me know when when we shake you bro I'll wait for you to
fix that how do you just turn off friend requests so knowing that there's no
such before the settings bro like what brothers games actually mad confusing the
I just bro it's just mad confusing
Check does anyone know
Generate
Privacy
We're here auto reject friend requests. Yeah, I
See it put them on
You generic names for place. We're hiding my riot. I'm just gonna hide everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Sam
I'm the allow party question friends
Yeah, they were chilling okay, okay, okay come on come on come on come on come on come on
We have we have fortnight pro where what happened in the miss abyss in the miss abyss challenge, bro
I don't want to talk about it. But I'm gonna lose your sleep every night
But they did they did my key by his bro. I couldn't jump out of the plane. So I died
That's what I said. I was defending your name on my stream, bro
I was like
Bro, did they did they change the UI because on on the UI in the video. It said hold e2 exit. No
I don't know. I didn't look it did it did um did holding you work or no. Did you try it?
Yeah, I think I tried it and didn't work but that's a lucky
Do you know who you want to win bro, you got a favorite
He mask
Motherfucker wouldn't be files and it wasn't for me, bro. I sacrificed my life for him
Let's all let's all I'm gonna go with because he's on my plane. I
Carried him
Now you so now we see that he's gonna carry me to the victory. Oh
My god, almost did the biggest mistake ever
I was a boy. Are we like are we like in queue or something about almost fucked up bro
I it's good that it didn't pop your bro. I was queuing for like a one-hour game, bro
And it's not funny. Now we got it now. We got it. Let's take a beer right back. Yeah. Yeah
All right Vamo. Chad who's gonna get more kills? Big Tyler? Sorry Big Bro, I swear bro
like this name bro Turner it's not it I've never heard the name Turner bro. Like I just
instagode to Tyler. It's 4GG. Bro I've never met somebody named fucking OniPixel in my
life dude. Yeah how much you can call me Mark? Like bro like Turner I've never like
gets your government it's mark these nuts okay what would like play bro we
got three got wait listen to me listen to me you want to play your aimer right
play with the one that I'm hovering right now the proper guy diesel I have
them up for good fast play the French guy maybe he has a deal at the
start the French guy French guy friends this guy no the one that I'm
hovering bro the slim french guy no bro that's it bro the guy I got either I
only got these five you're trolling Tiff you they say play jet wait I didn't
select what I put me on some random shit dude same man oh wait they dodged
to you no way they fucking forfeited right cause they said they saw us in
the lobby and they fucking match found that's how I go so you know what your
rookies. So which characters do you have? Um, these. We should
try what should we play? I don't even know. Oh, wait, go.
Yes. Yes. This one. This one. Lock it in an
Agri is off bro. Why is it saying I'm on xbox bro? It says one xbox
Well, I'm on PC. This is wrong. It says we're on console. We got xbox the logos
Just an xbox account the one that I have
Game pass, that's the dualist logo. No, I'm pretty sure that's the xbox logo
Come on
No, I'm not TVU is this your is this your first real game of follow bro like since since a decade
Yeah, okay, okay, then we need to win this shit. Okay. We need to go into the time with the shit with confidence
Come on, bro. You're gonna drop me there. Are you believe in me?
Come on, bro, what's up? Yo, bro, bro, I'm trying to win
I'll see after this game, right? I saw what happened at the mr. B
You know what I mean, bro?
All right, here we go.
What are the important ones, bro?
I got walk and crowd.
I said, what more do I need?
You tell me.
Wait, I'm open-miking?
That would be my frequent.
Yo!
Oh, no.
Wait, I'll go now.
I'll see what the hell's you.
I'll let you guys party each other.
Oh, no, actually.
Oh, my God.
I thought.
All right.
What do we buy?
Wait, hold on.
A shield?
Hold on.
I'm using them again.
Regener, Light Armor.
Okay.
Buy, buy, no, no, no.
You want to buy Amur's bro.
Buy the ghost.
You want to buy the fucking, yes.
And then you can buy one piece of utility maybe.
You know what I mean?
Like at the bottom, utility.
Hello, team.
Yeah.
Hello team. Yeah, and the smoke they said
Wait, what the fuck
Go smoke, what the fuck is that how do you overshad push the talk
Fuck oh shit didn't
I'm kind of nervous why don't be nervous bro what someone kills me where we
are we a defense or offense offense offense I think
I
Was
Come on
Nice if you
Let's go easy. Come on. No
Next to you. Give me it
They can't do you
I said it too late, I said it too late.
Yo guys, get out of the mics.
Yo, I tapped the guy in the head and he died.
Now what do I buy?
I don't want any stats.
What do I buy?
Buy it.
I'm on, I'm on.
Shield, right?
Heavy armor?
I'm on sheriff, I think.
It's the thing.
There's a copy of people buying it.
Yo, where are you at full as a cop?
What?
Say that again.
I'm on the road.
You're on full as a cop.
uh this is my come bro yeah fuck all right don't worry boys i'll go
mid let's talk about lock into if you
but this is kind of scary though and i'm not freaking out
you're better than them remember that
i don't know my bro thanks man
Plant on me guys plant on me
Oh shit this guy put a wall. That's me teacher. That's me
That's all there both both
nice
No
Yeah, dude that guy fucked everyone he's hacking report him. Huh instinct only goes on everything that guy's cheating off
Yeah, he's cheating bro. What a cheater
What the fuck?
Yo, he lowkey fucking shit on us, bro. I can't even lie.
I reset my computer five times to get the fucking energy to work for this.
Oh, hell no.
I need my abilities. What are my abilities?
Yes, yes. You have a dash. You have a dash, bro.
Like, don't press it right now, but you can dash.
Yeah, yeah. It's really good, bro.
You're cute. Try it, try it, try it. Low key.
That's the dash!
Oh, jumpy.
No, this is the dash.
Wait, no, it's not.
I told you, I told you.
come on
I'm going to do some shit through the walls
now we push, come on wall, wall, wall
yeah yeah
let's go, let's go, let's go
I'm going to double life, double life
just refrag me if I die
nice baby
it's too easy
let's go guys, let's go
oh fuck
I
Collect this yes one be three bro
No, no, he just wants that me a good shot
But you got the same sense as operators
and all your money yeah this is all right what do i buy you always want to go for vandal bro
and uh and uh yes sir come on you guys where you from
way from way late or us USA yeah but which state bro NC NYC I already know
you're across the day of country
well he's got the ballon actually
half of this map doesn't even matter am I crazy
T.T. what is all this bullshit bro
it's like a GTA map
this is GTA
this is so big
I'm gonna block up
let's go inside bro
through the seashore
we got this
one down one down
I'm gonna hold I'm gonna hold
Okay, I didn't work didn't work wagging one enemy remaining ice with you
Fucking others no ice for you this time, baby
The fuse
Fuck
What is this shit, bro?
Their stage is good.
Look at you, bro.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
I don't know if I can pick you like this, bro.
That was a test.
What do you mean?
I killed the guy.
Let me go out.
Yeah, but in style, your first reaction should be,
yo, guys, what about the diffuser?
What about the diffuser?
I'm like spending 10K on dance years cases.
Oh, my God.
I'm kind of lagging, bro.
Are you lagging?
Really?
Oh, Nate?
Look at these guys looking.
You look laggy.
Are you on high ping?
Yeah, 100, 100.
I'm playing from Germany, bro.
Oh, sure.
Well, it's fine for me, bro.
Wait, I'm bottom-flying. Maybe not.
Yeah, but what if you don't pick me and I kill you, though?
You're not gonna kill me, dude.
You're not gonna kill me.
Yeah, but let's do 1v1.
Bro, you're not gonna kill me, bro.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck is he shooting me?
Ah!
Wanna bait my teammates?
Oh, holy shit.
You still play a little Fog Renners, bro?
Yeah.
Well, I haven't been sick, bro.
Sick.
Dying.
What do you have?
This guy's corner camping.
I don't know.
Allergies or some shit.
We can hear it.
Yeah, that's it.
That guy's ass.
Well, God bless you, bro.
What a match point.
Huh.
Man, show me where to go.
It's good you're streaming again, huh?
Hell yeah, we're back.
We're back.
We're poor, dude.
What do we buy?
Fucking...
That's short or something?
Just legal them, legal them, easy, easy.
Come on.
Yo, Fade, you're ass, bro, looking.
Got a limb now.
Here we go.
Lock in T. I'm Deagle, I'm Deagle-ing. Guys, we just rush out on B, okay, come on.
Don't be scared, don't fake. I'm gonna wall us in now, go.
Alright, let's get it. Let's get it, let's get it.
I believe in you, Anish. I'm gonna plant on site, I'm gonna plant
on site. Oh, shit, he's dead.
It's good though, this is good.
Where's my gun?
Take the side.
Do that, drop my gun.
One inch!
Damn.
Okay, bro, these guys are fucking fine.
Bro, our team's ass too.
And these guys in the other team are fucking...
It's Benji Fischi on the other team.
He's got a lot of them.
It's Benji fishy on the other team
Bro he was 15 in 3t fuel
We got jet diff bro. Why are you not 15 and 3, bro?
Dude, that's my first game, bro
Well, it's too won't be one bro. I think we still have a minute. Yeah
Let's do it. I'll do that shit
Yeah, how do we just you just shit on me get you warmed up, you know
It's a woman on custom. Okay custom and then I
Boom
Like it's CS. Can you like do like the shit where you live? It's literally just like that like just peak battles over and over again
Yes, bro workshop maps
Skirmish the same yeah, I'm sure the fuck it was that I hear. Okay. Let's try like this like this
Let's get it let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it teeth. You
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see bro. Let's see you got that right. I got the CSM
One-by-one characters, and I'm not even gonna pay to win. Let's pick the same characters. Um, which one are you picking bro? I
Guess I just play her again. Okay. That's my jerkers. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Oh god
I
Have one is that I feel like for me. It's just my movement is just not
Good, you know what I mean? Yeah, I know what you mean, but your aim is clean
Yeah, my aim is like all right. I should have chewed a little bit more
Do we do abilities or no abilities?
I don't know. Do we buy shit or what? We can do we buy a sheriff. Okay. Deagle. Deagle. Deagle. Oh God
Good luck!
I hear you.
Hit you!
Bang!
Alright, come on, come on, come on!
Deagle, Deagle, Deagle, Deagle, Deagle.
Rebuy, Rebuy, Rebuy, Rebuy.
I marked you I know your one HP buddy
Okay, what the fuck you know
one in this one
I'm moving while shooting bro
an after you're running gun
hell yeah
jumping in your den
ah brother
How old are you again, bro? You're hella young, no 26 20 set yo bro bro, bro
How now maybe please have maybe 20 you young man. I think I'm 28
Are you trying to make me feel good?
No, I'm actually 20. Yeah, that's kept
No, you're like what 20 you're like my area 27 bro, oh
Says you
Sorry, buddy
Do you see me as well?
Yeah
You should be another guy next to scout only scout only martial martial martial top right top right top right
Wait, I gotta buy real quick. Wait. No, I can't buy anymore. I'm on fucking chair. Wait, I can only quiz go
With me
Is it concoves for me I can only go
Where's that at?
Top right, top right.
Wait, I have to hold it.
What the fuck are you doing?
Dude, I have a fucking pistol.
What do you want from me?
Top right, top right.
Fast, fast, fast.
Let's go, let's go.
What the fuck?
Shit fucking weird as hell.
Wait, is there a hold ADS?
Yes, you hold it.
No, mine's not whole.
No!
That was so close.
Wait, mine's not...
Wait, how do I do...
Is there a way to like do hold ADS in this game?
Is there a way to do not hold bro?
I think there is bro.
I've hold it and I don't like it.
Oh, you're attacked!
Just clap ADS and just ask.
I can't do it.
Wait, where is this?
I hate the...
um spot from where where to be at stay in the settings buddy stay in the
settings i'm gonna kill you bro where to be
general maybe equipment equipment uh sniper aim hold
aimed outside hold
what you what is this you're role playing being in the settings stuff
I don't know bro, you're gonna pay for that
Jack
Gigi what?
How big was the biggest fish you've ever caught bro how many kg I
Don't know like what?
How much?
That's a ton
But they're saying join discord, tfue I think it's starting bruh
I'm up 9 and 6, am I gonna first pick tfue?
Yes, first pick, no don't, please, please
I love a garden
Let's join the discord bruh, wait I don't have it
Oh gosh
Do you have the discord too?
I don't know, you might not even have to invite me
Why the fuck do I leave this shit?
You have to invite me
Why the fuck is the discord?
I
See it. It's on Twitter. I'll send it to you
Yeah, send to me. I don't think I have it
Send it in three two don't leak
Send it now you saw my profile picture idea, bro
It's was my idea to put a child to a pig bro. You think you want a pixel? That's from old wait. What the fuck is going on?
If you're helpful, how long did you have this profile picture? Oh?
Like eight years
So we just joined a team
We just don't hear anybody in there yet
I think I have to drop bro. I think I have to draft. Who do you think I should I should drop first if you bro
You got any idea Derek
It's in this GG. Yeah
Okay, okay. Yo yo yo peace out peace out. I hope I see you
Hey
Maybe I see you on the other side. Hey, maybe maybe like you maybe I'm like they I get picked at the end
And you just like sleep or pick me, you know
I'll consider I'll consider I peace out bro peace. I love you
Let's go
know you're gonna hello one day look yo I'm good this is beautiful yo yo yo I
can't be a captain game wait move out of company yes oh yeah already I want
to explain I'm going to explain we have a great way about some this way
agent what do you mean you can't be go where's my whole team
I want to pick one of the pretzels dog. There's a yo run enough with the pretzels
Brown
Next week
Yeah, Ron, can I like see your abs, bro?
Yeah
I'm not revealing it just
Oh
The main reason the main reason
The main reason I
Showing my abs last year when I made my commitment is because Drake ended up showing his
And they and they all made fun of him saying oh, he's BBL
You know
I think you're muttered right now. Oh
Oh, yeah, I turn the whole vote the bush it on now, but on red a raging coming
Wait, so what is red?
It's like y'all steroids are right here like right here. It's time for you know, you're not even fat. I
Know I know
Yeah, I don't like to get out of this.
Oh, bro, please.
Okay, so I heard that she can make you depressed, bro, so I didn't want to touch none of those.
Yeah, bro, that's what I'm saying, you know.
Let's just ask Bernardo, bro.
Let's get to the bottom.
Yeah, I'm sorry, bro.
I'm too far.
I'm sick.
I had no sleep.
I had to read some of the computers six times.
I hope it's fine that I just like lock it right now, bro.
I
Bro, wait poppy raw dog squishy squishies in this as well. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye
Squishies pretty fucking good, bro
Witchy my goat
Riches so versatile
We all to the vibes wait mr. Savage
Check this mr. Savage play Valor no
From our packs Timmy you played with post Malone
Silver up to
By the way, Valor is making my PC fucking fume. Am I the only one I'm about to fucking get a
It's a sunburn for my fucking PC though. It's so hot in here. Why is it so hot?
Like it might not PC is going crazy on this game. It's so often here
It's pretty good and he's full vibe
Right now
Or peak right right now a to go up. Oh you guys know who I'm missing chat
Timmy I
When you come together as a group and decide who is the most skilled and he's skilled in this group in order
That would have to be
I'm chasing literally lost the silky house. So I should be the first captain. So I'm gonna have the last pick because Muda is right here. Yes, I think she gets first pick Muda gets last pick.
So how do I turn on my camera? I don't know Jixxina! I'm worse than this thing bro! I'm worse than him!
I like to reset my fucking new kill. It's slightly better than me in CS, like slightly.
for the for the best. Yes. Let's go to the run and then me.
I think in this goal, why don't you make your mind and Jason?
Motherfuck. I'm trying to hustle again.
I think yeah, I think yeah, Jason's better than me.
And Jason, you're, you know, you have like, let's know.
Jason is saying he's worse than Ron Brown.
I think I picked the Senate three.
OK, OK, but I had a more before Senate was a thing.
You're immortal.
No, but I hate it before I said,
I said that you should not be a ranger.
But I never hit a mule.
Yeah?
But then there's a matter.
Wait, Muda knows.
Muda knows.
I got you!
It's your skills.
My skills?
Well, I'm pretty fucking crack bro,
because I come from CS, right?
So it goes one, and it goes hand in hand.
Yeah, but where you third pick in the CS journey?
Yo, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Onee is like a pro case opener.
But now, turn over.
What is it?
Maybe you asked them?
You want to ask my skills?
Yeah, Lacey, Lacey, yes, yes.
What are your skills, bro?
What's like what do you in terms of what he and Valorant like or CS or how like my rank? Yeah
What's your level?
No, no Lacey don't do that
If you're unranked, I'm level tell me Lacey's never had a rank you mean to tell me that
All right, you're unranked in this game. I'm unranked. Yes
Have what you love no
Have you ever had a rank in this game?
Oof, ages ago, yeah, but I don't know what it was.
There's no fucking cases, bro. He doesn't play the game.
Yeah, we're on.
Let's say the same thing.
Raise your hand if you've ever been ranked in battle.
I mean, I've been ranked.
That leaves literally me and Lacey.
No, Lacey got placed iron, I think.
Wait, yeah, I'm level 5.
No, wait, I swear we played ranked.
Check my cameras on for that.
I have to show it for myself though.
So it looks like me and Lacey are probably the worst players.
Why do I have words?
Bro, that's not a word.
We do snake pick.
Can we do snake pick?
No! No!
No, I'm not a snake!
Fuck no!
We're rating and getting back to backpicks.
You get the eighth and ninth pick.
Also the first pick is ass.
It's predicted that you're probably going to go like 30 and 3 in these games.
Yeah, most likely.
I
Moota should have his first round pick Rob the Hember he did
We all pick and Muda gets the rest, you know what I mean?
I didn't think he could still win with that seed.
I never got ready.
That's not a bad idea, O'Neil.
That's a good idea.
O'Neil, bro.
That's not even bad, bro.
Just to stay on the beat at all.
You just never take me in this seed, bro.
Nice good shots.
OK, all right.
So OK, me and Lacey haven't been ranked.
Look, I'm not really good on mouse.
I'm good on controller.
This is a mouse game.
I'm not good at Valorant.
You could plug in a controller.
Not going to do that.
Lacey, I'll give you the call.
courtesy of first pick what?
What you're gonna give
Definitely better than you
Now aside from that video I mean we're I don't know what happened. I'll be honest
I'm glad I want to bring it up, but it's fine point is he's really good on mouse and key
So this is your first time really doing you don't play mouse keys
Why are you on a green screen ony so I don't know
I think I think age is way worse than lacy. He's naturally just a shitty game
Can I care eight picks, and you give me your thoughts.
Yeah, Joe, you give me your power rankings, and I'll, yeah.
Jynxie, first pick.
Lacey, agent, me, Onay, Jason, Ron.
What the fuck?
Jason, I'm not a pick.
Jason, dude, I might as well not even play, bro.
Jason, I've seen the clips from back in the day.
Jason is better than me.
I didn't put it in a second.
Yes, yes, yes.
To be fair, Jason has 10,000 hours of calling people mommy and yelling people.
Everybody.
Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.
Joe, Joe, everyone type in Jason Lee versus Saber-Lawn Auto Valorant, love you one and
see how Ron fries me.
Just watch.
And look how long ago that was.
I did play Ron and see acid of rugby brownie was very good.
Yes.
That's old Ron, Ron.
I don't think it's fair for like Ron to get a pick and then Muda gets a pick like right after like I actually, I'm not even trolling when I say this, I think we should just pick everyone and then Muda gets the last four since he's literally right.
I don't know why we voted. I don't know why we voted.
No, no, no, no. It's ranked on both sides.
It should be.
No, but that's actually fair, but that's fair though.
But that's actually fair. He's racist.
He's got the best of the average.
No, no, no, no. He told me he's number one right in 8
and number one right in Europe. That's what he said, game.
Exactly.
That is very fair.
Damn, he's got a big ass face.
No, no, no, Muta! Valorant just typed.
That works in the chat. They let me be official about it. So if you're good, well, that's what we're doing, bro
You're not getting picks, right? Yeah
It's a good way horrible
Thanks, bro, this is I gently question. Is it is there money in this? Yeah, so I'm gonna be all
Well, how many dollars how many dollars probably like
250 to each winner 250 subs
I
Think we just burn your team to the floor bro because you're like this idea
How much better is Muda than Ron?
I want you on I want you on Ron two months ago and the school is ten to seven
10 to 7.
Wait, what exactly is that?
Well, you're radiant.
Yo, 1v1 is different than you have abilities,
and you're also playing your character.
That's your job.
He's not gonna be active.
You know, Joe's have lost.
Move up! Who do you mean?
What agent do you mean?
Bro, I mean Viper.
No, he doesn't.
Wow, he doesn't.
He's not got one thing!
No he's got one thing!
He's like teleports!
He goes to Neon and he goes
And then he just fucking shifts on you
It's the cringiest place I've ever
No! Don't let him draft anybody!
Fuck his team!
I think the fairest thing is, okay, fucks things
But I should be able to pick at least people
That's still unfair
Bro, there is like 9 people in front of me
Bro, I get the crumbs of the crumbs already
No no
Okay, wait, how about this like you're taking the club we we go we go us seven yet
First pick second pick and then you get two second picks wait hold on Jeezy now. I'm gonna check
Yo, I'm bandy gang. I said nigga by accident
I'm in mortal. Me too. Me too.
What?
So guys, let's just get the draft going.
Muda, I think you're going to have to be careful.
No, it's not fair.
It's not fair. It's not fair.
Muda's not fair.
No, but I'm doing what I do.
I'm doing too crazy.
I did what I said not make sense.
Okay, first of all, Mr. Philosopher,
you're getting picks in my scenario.
You just get two second picks.
instead of we go first pick, skip you, second pick.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I can't wait to continue.
Who am I to get to you?
No!
But there's no, I've never played this game
once in a life.
What the fuck is this?
Yes!
What if we did CS, which we have against?
When we did CS, which we had like the worst team ever
and still carry.
Mm, yeah.
Jim C, Jim C, who's the best rock and lead player
all the time, bro?
Zen.
OK, imagine.
I'm the pink that's in my head.
I said, Collider, I'm the pink.
You're getting my first round pick.
I have.
Jixu, Jixu, didn't you not?
I'm clever when it comes to picking.
And didn't you have the best of the best players
in that class?
You are so lucky.
But there's a big drop answer for you.
You're good at the time of the check.
You see what happened at the other one.
You better not sound this way.
Oh, hell no.
I think the,
Oh, Muda, Valorant said it works, bro.
So you are not getting a pick.
You are.
Wow, John.
That is, you are getting.
Oh, no, it's not.
You've lost four players.
It's locked.
Are we ready to draft?
Yes, I'm not gonna get that.
I'm not gonna say anything.
Do you have a list of the players?
Cause I don't know.
Hide mine.
Indraff is this code.
Oh yeah, I need that.
I need that, I need that.
Indraff bullets, Indraff bullets.
Indraff bullets.
I know because they're better.
I have a better idea.
Why don't I get first pick,
but then everyone else gets to make
a pick for Adol.
Adol.
Muda, you are getting the crumbs of this scenario.
Well, so I might as well just get up,
take my fucking pants off,
watch the video.
Who is standing?
Tell the rest.
Well, how else am I supposed to do anything?
How was the assignment fair?
Muda, your radio carry the team, bro.
Okay, okay, bro.
Just talk about this.
Oh my God!
Joe, this playlist is fire!
Oh my God!
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right!
Crazy, JC went crazy!
Okay, so basically,
I don't even know half of the people, like,
I just, yeah, first thing,
Danny, who is the handle?
It's like, kind of like a slot machine, bro.
How do I, I got a text that shows you
you can still sleep, you know, though.
You know them, this is what he says.
This is a good line-ups, JC, you know.
I don't do some research. I just I just see like eight rainbow players
Please please please actually all our jinksie say the order say the order so the draft order is gonna be simple
It is jinksie then Lacey have a hundred ping by the legend core
Jinksie then Lacey then agents and then
then um Jinxie, Lacey, Agent, and then Voss,
O'Neal?
Yes.
And then-
No, no, no, sorry, Joe Barth, and then Joe-
What?
Wait, wait, what's the order?
Wait, can you really-
Jinksy Barth.
Jinxie, Lacey, Agent Joe, right?
Okay.
Voss?
Jinxie, Lacey, Agent Joe, O'Neal.
O'Neal?
Okay.
Oh my fucking god, my air wand has been at the door for 40 minutes!
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
He just yelled at my ear and then.
Ole?
Then?
Agent.
Then, dude.
Are you retarded?
You don't speak English!
Are you retarded, bro?
I can't hear.
Hey, if you can get calm, man, chill.
So we got Jakesy with the first pick.
Lacey with the second pick.
And then after that, we have.
Agent?
Joe or Agent?
I would give all give agent the pickover me. Okay, so JC
Lacey agent then Joe
Then only a pixel. Yep, and then all we have left is Ron Jason. Oh, yeah, bro
Oh, oh, oh, that would be Jason then Ron then mood up in that order in that exact order. Okay, okay?
I don't know like I don't know Alicia
Danny
I'll tell you I'll tell you a little bit about ego dude Joe Joe I need to know
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He threw us in this.
He threw us in.
He threw us in this.
Yes, he threw us in this.
Jaycee, Jaycee, you deadass have Jason picking before me?
You deadass have that.
Ron, you're good.
You're good at games.
What do you want to say?
Why is Tyringham playing, bro?
Bro, yo, also with this.
I would love to pick Tyric Foss, bro.
Gee, gee.
Somebody like Timmy in the tournament,
I think we all should get picked.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
It's still unfair.
Because you're going to pick like Timmy first, Jaycee.
And then that's already like somewhat
matching Muda in like a team-based setting.
Like just, I don't think you understand,
but looking at side and good.
Yeah, Joe, you're right.
Joe, you're right.
All right, Muda, you get to pick, bro.
Stop playing.
All right, man, look at you trying to be fair and shit, man.
OK, are we ready, y'all?
Are we ready to go?
You guys know Joe's Blusper.
Joe, you're actually playing intense trap music.
Wait, hold up, Kenna.
Do we have like a minute to pick?
Yeah, I can't take you seriously.
I can't think he seriously does green screen bro, I can't think he seriously does green screen.
Ask me about the players, okay? Are you guys ready?
Alright, wait, who should I pick first? Hold up, one second.
Oh, you're on the clock?
Oh, let me take this on a 22 Eday or not.
Stop, bro, stop. I'm not into the gunas, I'm fine.
You know, Oda is like 40, right?
You guys know you're the best, like two man bro.
first pick in the twenty twenty-six, uh, bottle and draft.
I am going to be selecting, it's Timmy.
Bruh.
Blizzard.
What a surprise!
I tried to win!
I'm not actually using first pick from that image, okay.
Fringe.
Yeah.
Lacey?
Yeah, um, wait, I have time on the clock here?
Yeah, I have time on the clock.
Yeah, you have like a minute.
Now, some of these people, I don't even know.
Chad, I don't know, bro.
Okay, so just ask us.
We know.
pretty good. Yeah, but you're going to lie to me or the Muda Muda Muda Muda or Muda or
Muda. I'm not going to lie. I got you. We're a fair tournament host, bro. We think
Zoink. Remember my Zoink bro. Ron, do you want to choose for you? Okay. You should
Ron, you should get sketched. Why are they rich and squishy? I, that's not a bad
I have some same shot. They don't know.
They don't have same set of a shot.
Trick is okay. Interesting question.
Livia, Valorant pro.
Who the fuck is Livia?
I see it.
I think he's bad. I think he's bad. I think it's the only set he's in.
I don't know if my chat's trolling me or not.
Pro down to that.
This person?
Take your time, Livia.
Okay.
Female pro.
Say Valarant.
Are you asking us?
Yes, she better than missus avic I lost my like this is like easy. I missus avic. I feel like it's it's golf game
He was right. I get no kills today
With my second pick I'm going to go with you mean first pick well with the second pick. I mean
What's that?
Agent, who is your pick?
Wait, who did the last attack?
Guapo, A2 Guapo, A2 Guapo.
Who is your pick, agent?
Guapo gone.
Hold on, hold on, I'm mulling it over.
I'm mulling it over.
That Zoyle used to go fast.
What did you pick for the agent?
What'd you say?
Agent, if you want to pick, well, K-Song.
K-Song's pretty good, bro.
K-Song is cracked.
What are we laughing it's on a case on down at the game 20 minutes ago
He's never good. Bye, bro. Yo
But he sounds like case on has experience on games on check or both first overall, okay?
You're vulnerable. So that was good. Well, it took me six. It took me six restarts. They don't do that, bro
Trying to figure out
Shit, please. Oh
Oh my gosh, I was in the bios for fucking one hour. I'm not even joking. It cannot be that hard
It cannot be that hard
Did you go to that list of that? I feel like you're gonna pick for some reason. Okay?
Okay
What is the draft though?
What is yapping to his top?
Talk to me, bro.
Well, Joe, at the end of the day, man, all good things
take time.
And with my first pick in the draft,
I'm going to be taking Kai Day.
Oh.
OK, OK, OK.
Yo, OK, Joe.
Honest question here is, did Tifu ever rank play Val?
OK, yes, bro.
And Joe, OK.
Joe, I'm being honest on my mother's life.
He said the last time he played batter was four years ago.
So I would not go with Tee-Foo first round.
But listen, he's good at everything.
I just played with Turner.
I was just glazing out Tee-Foo's good at everything.
He's good at everything.
Listen, I just played with him 30 minutes ago.
We warmed up a little bit.
He was outfriking everyone.
I'm not even joking.
He's playing jet, main jet.
You're not lying to me.
I'm not lying to you.
No, Tee-Foo said he had a prior obligation.
He can't be on till now only just made that all up
I did play with him. What do you mean?
Yeah, he was good at just life Joe, so that's one of those people like
You're so fucking ugly
I do this, but I was just saying how much of a gamer T-Fu is
I'm gonna go squishy
I know squishy was face it ranked 10 and he was best player on CS, so I just think it's like
I'll pick my boys setting up
look at all brother you want to set them up
it's over bro what is that that's out of it right bro i'm like i have nobody he's
correct he's correct i think oh we've had four picks yeah but those these are
like the greatest picks no don't let me get what's next
i picked sat nap oh and you'll pick jason you're
i think round is where it gets tough bro i gotta i gotta pick
they don't know about they don't know about libya
Imagine I can second pig Lydia one would have taken away one would have taken away my voice up now
Who is fucking as well?
I remember texting with him like four years ago
I gotta pick my boy set now
Throw me a bone here. The female pro. She's a female pro like female pro
Who would you pick right now if I'm you
In Kingsman I know see Kingsman I want the Kingsman
Play for the vibes. Yo, come on come on come on come on. I'll lock in
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Remember, there is like probably 5K out there, you know.
I think he's good, bro.
I don't think he's that bad, and he's a good friend.
I'm gonna pick YBG.
I'm gonna pick...
Dude!
Oh my God, bro.
I should be able to pick YBG because I brought him into this tournament.
I should be able to...
Hey, Muda!
Like, you mean tissues or something?
You've been crying since you stepped on the ball.
Muda, who's your next pick, bro?
Go!
Okay, who is Trick, by the way?
Miss the savage, miss the savage, miss the savage.
We've already been over this.
Who's Trick?
Trick is a Geometry Dash pro player.
It's Miss the Savage, pick it right after them.
Let me make sure, let me like triple check.
Is it Trick FPS or is it Trick?
Trick GMD, Geometry Dash.
Geometry Dash.
Oh no, fuck no, fuck no.
Zoic, text me on Twitter real quick, Zoic.
He said-
Wappo's pick?
All right, Mooda's first pick is?
Chow, chow, chow, chow, chow, chow, chow, chow.
Let me put some thought into this.
Let me put some thought into this, it's very important.
Now there's some of my siege friends up there,
You can ask me about them like a lot of these people play siege. Okay, uh
Raw dog moon. Who's that? No, we can't make it
flight flight flight
One
Everyone had time. Yeah, but you were he's a gooner. Everyone had time. Let me let me let me show I
Think I'm gonna go with
You see that budget all right
Whoa, oh my god
Good on all we got a problem.
Trick or peek that immortal.
Oh my god, is that good?
Is that insane?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I mean, it's not the first round pick, but it is very good.
Okay, but would that change the order of the draft?
Is all that matters?
Would that change the order of the draft?
Mm, no.
Okay, trick me or no, is it trick me or no?
No, trick, no, no, no, Zoic would not lie.
Trick, peek that immortal, he's ascending free right now.
I heard Kason, it's pretty good.
Good.
Who stood up between Bakke and Richie, bro?
game 20 minutes ago wait and then again check it's actually a mortal or they're
saying he's the mortal needs ascended three right now is what's going to add
to my chat give me 30 seconds chat is oh my god silence is Richie gonna be
better than T few bro just Richie also never plays Valor you know I mean and
they're both God gamers we have three people who never play Valor on the all
about gamers Richie, Tfue and Bucky. You know what I mean? None of them have played Valorant.
Savage, is Savage still alive? He is. All of these guys are cracked, bro.
That's an empty, that's an empty fucking courtesy, bro. Aja is not hanging out.
If I got three of these, we win the Tony, bro. That's all I'm gonna say, bro.
That is not going to happen though probably.
Pull up, pull up, pull up bro.
Just text me.
I'll call you Xtreme.
Stop, also, all around, I know.
Yo, Joe.
Why is it every time I call you off stream you're drunk?
You called me one time off stream and it was at like one in the morning and I was hanged.
It was not.
It was on 7 p.m.
Hey, hey, buddy, we're in different time zones.
Yeah, that would be 10 o'clock, bro.
10 o'clock, yeah.
Yo, were you lying or no?
Were you actually lying or no?
What?
Did he actually pick a mortal?
Is my answer correct?
Case on dead, case on dead, yes.
No, no.
Oh, sure.
Trick.
Trick, did Trick actually pick a mortal or no?
Hey, there's no takesies, backsies, bro.
You got trick.
Yo, Muda, question.
If somebody peaked Radiant in 2023,
but they're immortal now,
I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick,
I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick.
Yo, yo, yo!
What?
Yeah, I like trick.
I'll take trick. I'll take trick. I'll take trick. I'll take trick. Oh you already
picked. I picked trick. I picked trick. I picked trick. Chet trick to G. We know you picked trick.
We can see on the board. Gamutta. If, is Ambi, okay, oh no sorry, sorry. If somebody hit
Radiant, three years ago, and they're immortal now, how, like how much of a drop off is that?
That's not a big drop off. That's like saying, that's like saying, that's like saying, somebody
You just like uno good. I feel like he plays well. Oh my god. You're right. I hope you could call
Who did you wait doesn't tell her no
Maybe don't draft for a sec. Well, maybe he can do utility
He was able last heat rolls what
It's like rolls. I
Mean wait, no, no, no wait
I can get I can get wait if he's not there I can get trainwrecks
Okay, okay. Yeah, you'll get me trained on my team, please
It's about Ambi
Okay, wait, what about
Wait, what about mr. Savage, bro, mr. Savage, I'm right
What about Mr. Savage?
Is that Jarl?
Jarl is too good, bro.
You said you were going to be on a draft here, maybe?
Actually, bro, I was thinking the same damn thing.
I've never seen a draft here.
I've never seen a draft this long, dude.
Lacey, why'd you say that, bro?
We might have to skip Jinxie and go Lacey now.
I know that's right. He's deaf and susie. He's not coming back for minutes.
No, wait, wait, wait. Don't listen to him.
I don't know if it's weird at all.
Yeah, it is.
Hey, Ron, you want to know how I know Jason hit Darla's car?
Because his car...
I looked at his recent Spotify songs and I knew how long he was driving.
Stop it.
It's my man, man.
Chad, this morning Jason hit Darla's parked car.
You know why because that was the second part.
I was second one.
You were great.
I wonder how he got the fucking eyes of his.
But I don't know.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Same thing for some new kids.
Is your fucking nose.
I don't know.
He's got some big ass eyes.
I think he's got a big fury.
Yo, I think we got to sub out Andy for somebody.
I don't know.
I'm just too frightened of the mouth.
Okay
Yeah
Loves Valor
I can't lazy here y'all
This is great shout. All right. Well, it doesn't matter because my next pick is
Wait, so can Andy not play he cannot play can't like so yo, you know Mooda. I don't think he's answering your bro
I got the phone
We say buddy
Holy mog. All right. All right. Who's up? Who's up with next Lacey? Lacey Lacey Lacey lock in Lacey
Yeah, I can't get him. I can't get him. He's not answering.
He's definitely, he's just too rich, bro.
I got Bucky. I'm walking in next pick.
Bucky? Who did he say? Bucky? Bucky?
Bucky, Bucky, Bucky, Bucky, Bucky.
All right, next up we got Agent here.
Agent with my second round pick.
I'm gonna get Raw Dog on the team, man.
Welcome to the squad.
He's good at raising girls.
That's good, man.
That's good.
Get good for him, man.
Don't talk about my teammates like that.
Joe, Bart, you're on the clock, Joe.
Hold up.
I'm on the clock.
I understand.
I'm going to be deaf in a second.
Joe, you're on the clock.
Jynxy had five minutes.
Don't worry.
Take your time.
No, I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
I just had to see if a player was playing or not.
I won't do that again.
Matter Daddy, bro.
Matter Daddy.
I don't need to talk to him.
Yo, keep it in mind.
ankles and spell run you know it's impossible to do it I will say that okay
I'm gonna keep in mind we need a sub we can't like sub in a good player all the
way at the end yeah all right so who do we who could be something right now hi
behind the sub I mean if ladies can play do you mean ask you may ask Chris
next door if I can get lays on brother yeah okay Chris next the Joe Bart
second pair probably doesn't want to play out so let us second round is stop oh
Eric's how do you play
Who are you dropping Joe said stop it?
It's the way actually a stop it a KVM player
Yes, yes, okay
That is a dream blood rotation. Oh my god. Look at that. Wow. All right next up. Oh, no, no
That is like a dream blood rotation. All right. I want to take sketch
I'll take
Playing I'm gonna call it. It's in the discord. Yeah, you don't oh, so it okay. I'm rich. Yeah, I think pretty sure, bro
Richie is vibes. Rich is try hot rich is good
I'm good, bro
Is it my pick yet? No, no, no, no, no, shut up
Well, yeah, I have you on my dick
Richie I'll take Richie Richie Richie
Richie Richie the arse ex-goat
Chahoo whoo whoo was it my turn about a shower at all? Hey, here's my friends. Cheers my friends. Yes, Jason
This is your pick
Okay, wait
Chad go to that steam roll set up richie like 20
He's gonna throw up there bro. He fucked me in the ass and fucking CS bro richie
We're gonna win this shit. I'm we're gonna win this shit
Well, last time you fucked me that's time to fuck together the enemies in the ass, bro
Imagine we get wait. I hope they don't pick T for now, bro. Imagine T for all this bullshit. Yo, bro
If they don't pick T here, I don't care what anyone says I am gonna go
Pray bro with the biggest T food. I'm gonna go to T food
Apparently
But how good is how good is
Well, based on that response Jason's team is so
My team okay. Yeah now next up Ron bail dangle. Yeah, do we need a substitute I can get some of them
Wait, so I find wait. What did Chris next door say agent? I
Got a player ready. I got a player ready, bro. His name is Laze. I got a player. Let's get bro. What like is lays?
That's too much. Too much. Too high. Too high. Too high. Too high. Too high. Too high. Yeah.
Bro. Uh, so no, so we can't have him. We don't need to do something. Fuck no. Fuck no.
Ask Bruce maybe. Wait, why are there people spinning question mark? What happened? Oh,
he's Diamond. So John, John is way too good. What's up?
So, John is way too good.
We'll rank his leads, Ron.
We'll rank his leads.
Diamond they're saying.
Yeah.
Ja-Jane is gonna fuck them in the ass all of them, bro.
What are you talking about, bro?
He's not immortal.
What are you talking about?
Listen, we're getting some suitors trying to make a pick
right now, because I don't want to make a pick and maybe
get some suitors to.
Nah, I mean, Chris might be down.
Let me ask him.
Chris?
Yeah, not Chris.
Oh, I bet all of you are Chris.
I'm not gonna pick Chris anyway, so.
Yeah, I'm not gonna pick Chris.
Well, I have a feeling.
I'm just saying, if Chris is in the draft,
I think I know who's team he's going to end up on.
I'd agree with that.
Muda might as well draft him now.
Oh, that was Chris.
I don't want to see him.
No, Muda trusts me.
Chris is good.
He's like, he's like, he's like, I don't want Chris.
Chris, like Chris next door?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's like, just slot him in on Muda's team.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, Jason's team is actually stacked.
This is like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That'll be the other team.
He's going to be hit a parked car twice.
Guess what, I'm just testing this right there.
Yeah, I made yeah, I could never fail yo, I saw you know that's even bigger
This this game bro, we can just get in late. Let's get in late
He's good, bro. He's good. I'm not gonna lie, but I'm saying so can I pick them or is it's gonna be?
If I go grand final bro, I'm gonna be cooked tomorrow. No tomorrow is the mr. Bees livestream bro big stream tomorrow
Oh, yeah, yeah, but I want to win bro. I want to win
Think if we go fine
I need to know so I make a pic or are we getting some soup?
So here you go.
Bro, why don't we just get a shittered attack on on the end, bro?
Like, it's just going to variety.
Just get Chris. Just get Chris.
He didn't pick up.
Also, Chris, be the Coddler of Camping on Veteran.
Yo, that actually means nothing.
Chest animal we can get.
Alright, so we're not getting a fill?
I can get a fill. We need one.
I just
No front she's like
Because that is not fair
So now son is gonna how come I don't see studying on the list
I can ask her
Why don't we get a random jinx?
I'll ask her right now
Okay, I'm down
Throw our shits
Yeah, anybody need to try to play
Yugi, I can maybe ask Yugi
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
There's a German friend that I have
to ask him
Let me call James. I know James isn't good about it. So let me call him. Okay
Remember he needs an a account now. It's all
Now the Chet is a good hotline. No, yo, yo, don't touch nothing. Please don't listen. Can we just get laid?
I should never initiate like it's easy
Adelaide bro, my guys for the camera for a living. I don't know we guys just here, but yeah Adelaide's
throw man throw man don't do this
as easy as possible you got stop chat stop unfair by the way before we even
say that bro jinks he has he's busy as well I know I'm waiting it down on it
I
Anybody else notice Jinxie always gets first pick
When Jinxie gets first pick bro deafens he holds us to a minute and he's gone for five
I
Started using mouse and keyboard a month ago
Has anyone picked the book? Oh card mine change Jinx you seen
Eight years ago
You have two geometry
What once you say name it's done I
Yo guys, I'm not even kidding. I think so it's bronze. I'm not kidding
Alright
Oh, I think like bronze check would you have to pick Zolli brah out of the stack? I'm not even doing down
Like so if you want to win if you want on what's all in the team
Because you have
You have a guy that
That takes accountability, you know because there's if you play back
There's always one that plays and that's all you know if you're bad about yourself was oil on the team, bro
Which is good like I need my boys to perform set up in Richard. You know what I mean?
Right holy shit, and I like him wait Ron do you have the pretzels?
Thank you throw him away or did you eat them all one of my viewers?
said in my p.o. box that he said can you have at least for the server that's
even worse you should not eat that somebody can even not check soy for
sure bro I can't wait to eat the chocolate
throw pig I'm not throwing bro Kingsman is already picture I wait it's not
Oh, it's keeps my little things my money. It's good. Where'd everyone go?
It's just drinks the deafened again
Dude mood a bro, dude, you're make it first-round it. All right with my next fix in the draft is psycho
My next because I'm here to win y'all here to win
All unfair this is what comes down to in the last round of trap like anybody can draft in the first round
You're sorry playing CS only playing ball. Are you being badass right now? No way. He's on CS right now. Hey
I'll take my my payment that's better some shit. No you're talking. Oh, I want to know my
Welcome to team Red Arrangers me let's do it. Come on
You got silky and it's not even the last round. Well, you picked silky Lacey. Wait, I think still keep played batter
No, I think so he told me
Val and Marvel rivals. Yeah, he's good. Wait, that's not a horrible pick
God, you know, how do I go pick?
No, not yet. No new agent. You are on the board agent. You are on the board. What do you want?
What do you feel, mate?
Listen.
Alicia's bro, say wala'hi.
Chat, my team just looks like a well-oiled machine.
My team looks so good.
Yeah, no team can, dude.
You got red lines, like it's FIFA, bro.
I got fucking yellow lines, green lines.
Yeah, you got like yellow lines.
The link is level seven, bro.
Like, that is so unfair, bro.
Yeah, well, I mean, what's your rank?
What's your rank?
R6 and Apex.
Are you guys taking the pace?
What do you mean?
Well, my entire chat told me to pick Zoink.
They said that he was ascendant.
He's fucking level 7.
Well, maybe you shouldn't listen to your chat.
She's insane.
Yo, what's up, I need my boys to have a chat.
Kingsman is also bronze.
I played with him like two days ago.
He's rolling.
Chat, Zoila, Kingsman bro.
He's gonna say Marvel Rivals.
I'm telling you matters a lot if you make good vibes as well on the team bro. You know what I mean
Because we've seen teams filled in the last drinks of tournament in CS bro. Yo, it's been about a minute 30
Was that was that Joe it's been about a minute 30. Oh
Yeah
It's that so
Levels
you know good vibes on CS time and you lost first round yo yo you don't have to
you don't have to carry the shit move high don't I was try harding but you
didn't lock in bro like you know the characters and shit I'm a gamer you know
the maps and shit yes yeah I bet you're on the team game congratulations
that's all the player thoughts on soil don't take my boy
I feel like that is all right.
Zod is asking.
The Joe Bart third pick.
Already locked it in.
This is going to be a win or loss segment here.
Kingsman.
Holy vibes.
Holy vibe, staff.
Holy vibes.
Joe Bart, squishy, stoppin.
Kingsman.
Oney, you're on the clock.
I picked my big boy Zod, bro.
Zod locked in, suck.
OK.
I
Don't have soil, okay, Jason
Let's go
Do the thing do the thing chat. Don't call me
No, it's not ass, bro
That's my boy
Set that will be I
Right agents Zoya can do the smokes. I need it a yo yo
We play in all first game same time. I don't know
I'll pick her next but all the
Yeah, it's gonna fly yeah
Okay, never mind. I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna be time
How long does a game of valorant take?
30 to 45 30 so just B01 every round done simple
Yeah, just like see us
I think I think these will actually be longer game out of these who Alicia yes, why a faster day?
nervous
Okay, take one female. Yeah, what are you talking about?
Who the fuck is Poppy there is
champs
arky wins every tournament
you are sexist
i don't know
arky will be that after your scene
who the fuck is puppy
with um
i gotta pick i gotta pick i'm gonna go with uh heaven
no she's like praying to be picked
never even heard of that person
let me guess bro jason
what rank though what rank
jason's calming right now look at them up
no rango game mentioned
I'm seeing a pro Valorant player you are a sentence he was probably the best gamer
I've seen
It's it's calling a spade a spade dude keep it in life, bro
He's good at everything like to wake board. Could it be a rule that T-Poo has to drink like four or five coronas before we start?
Yes, bro
Really good. I wish I teach on my team chat. All right now next on the list
I will be gg of Ron Dale dingo from tickets. Oh, it's not calling me that man. I just love saying it
I love saying it
Okay
I'm pretty sure it's a sleeper pick poppy. I'm pretty sure is really good from what I'm being told
What is that your final pick? Oh, no, I'm not even pick yet. Just say okay. What is this?
What is this dealer? No deal ass shit you just
Talk your fucking shit is I heard she's really good
Poppy is a she's a siege champion, but she's not good about enough
She said I asked she said I just got to be fair. She said she's unranked. She doesn't even have a rank
But if he doesn't if he doesn't have poppy and moota doesn't you're definitely
I
Or sketch or
Just churpin' up how Youssef's probably the best player on that.
Really?
Youssef is tough.
Bro, I'm pretty sure Youssef streams as a peanut now.
I'm not kidding. I checked in with him like three days ago.
Yeah.
I think so.
Headbutt from Youssef would demolish me.
Youssef is a B-tuber now.
No, he's...
Alicia, please.
I'm not kidding.
Let me see if he's doing it right now.
Am I trolling?
No, I call him.
He calls himself the black peanut.
Yo, hit the time ring again.
I'm on the time. I'm on my way. It's been 20 seconds and he's deaf and what am I gonna heaven is gone?
Has picked me maybe pop it am I stupid bold
Yo, what's good? All right. Yo times up. We need a peck
That seems to can see so
Players are left Banny case on Pille royal penguins get he lay
Peel a site you safe or key and Ellis Ellis Ellis
Sketch is chopped in this game, huh?
Now I'm not gonna lie and put it at least on rib. No, no, I got a good on rainbow six each. Oh
Respectfully
This little gooner, bro, what is he doing?
like why is it you don't want to see the night air blog
it's your game bro pick somebody agent you literally deafen and talk to your
son bro like you guys just be you sit there yeah yeah we mean we got that
connection bro and it's not all no you know the specifics you should know
everybody now guys there's a chance skype is not playing but don't worry he's a
level zero so we could just find another level zero that's cool wait case
Still in what rank is our key Joe? Oh, you're gonna actually bro. That's what I'm saying
You know now
Everyone else left in this
Not want to get drafted by Muda
He's draft like my okay little buddy with my next bit. Let me really look here check
Who's good though cuz you'll carry
Who's picking with it is Jim see now. Oh, yeah, I could talk to you definitely
Time for five minutes losing the jinxie tournament
Mods she decided for winning Jinxie tournament. All right, my next pick is a shot of each other mother fucking bitch
All right, all right, all right, I don't want to have an orc each other. Okay, we got Lacey
Bye Alicia!
What the fuck was that noise?
Oh my god my team looks so good, my team is so tough.
Wait so who's gonna be the last pick?
K-Sign could be Sleeper bro, he plays CS.
I think last pick is probably...
...Use...
...OriSketch.
So who's Roy Pangolin?
After seeing what Sketch did to...
...Jig-C on a fucking Rockville tournament,
I don't think I'll...
...I don't think I'll...
Yeah.
I don't think I'll...
I don't think yeah, also wait didn't sketch play the CS tournament. I think he went 3 and 30. I'm not kidding
It was I think he was on squishy's team now, so
Yeah, but I think you were like penguin okay son who's better and how much better twice better
How he managed to lose in draft ride? We did roll. I was stupid guys
This team is correct
Where's lacia and you have to remember? I'm also on the team
You see penguin 10 times better. Yeah, one sec guys
Well, I fuck with case on bro. I don't know the time seeper saying that your time's up place
Maybe I have to go with penguin. What game does royal penguin come from our sex
Does he have any valorant experience or no zero?
Jaxie Jaxie he's cracked a rainbow. He's a siege controller player by the way
Whatever that means a case on pretty solid at CS
Oh, let me have kids. Yo, Lacey, the clock's ticking. No,
Grinsey, GC is, what's Royal Penguins experience? He is a R6 champion. Uh, let me actually ask
him. Let me see in the group chat. He's a R6 champ. I think he's, I think he's okay.
I think he's pretty good. I think he's pretty good. Stop picking for vibes. What do you mean?
I'm picking to win. Vibes are the win, bro. He's forming up yesterday, like he's
like he's taking it serious so yeah give me give me give me case on them yeah
yeah motherfucker man yo all right is on the table yep yeah yeah all right all
right you welcome to the team on it you with us now bro congratulations I want
to pick Tarky damn it's a real flat lacy flat flat what's a little too late
for that yeah a plat on controller or KDM I don't think it matters I think do we
know skites in the tourney right yes I have plans we know it's tights play
rainbow you mean Valorant no skype download this week what are you he
downloaded Valorant yeah he's in my chat and said send me home what does that
mean he wants to play with stomping because he loves not I do have IRL
Ken with Skype though. So this is what I'm saying. I'm building a team with like green
lines between us. I got a 99 Ken. I think I'm gonna draft Skype. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Now, only pixel. I'll pick Royal Penguin. It's your draft, bro. Royal, Royal, Royal.
Royal Penguin? Yes, sir. That's a great pick. That is yeah, that's probably the best
pick there. Okay, let's get it. Jason. We're coming down to the final. Check W team,
W team I'm telling you look at this God squad look at this God's catch and use it
We were sorts in a knife
Hey, hey, what I will be picking I pick
Wait, let's get that's good
It's got a lot of good things going.
This year, I'm not, I'm not...
Oh and that means...
Wait!
Now let's get this guy.
Let's get him to fry this half today bro.
Wait, I forgot.
Wait, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Oh, sh**.
Muda, you have a trick?
It's good.
Now that's good, that's good, that's good.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
You have a lat who's playing and a lat pop.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
This is a question bro.
First of all, who's the best team?
That's how the money, that's how.
This is a question bro.
Wait, there's money?
Wait, we each get a thousand dollars?
B.R.B.
250, 250 subs.
At the beach.
Wait, which Dane is it?
Hi, guys.
Talk to them about making the lobby.
This guy is B01.
B01.
And we're going to B03 finals if you guys want.
My thing.
Danny, who?
I would say you do a B01 every game, but finals.
And we just play at the same time.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd say a CS, no?
I don't know.
I just went off Twitter group chat names.
I literally sat here warming up for a second.
Dude, I love my team.
I'm not here for three hours, just for fun.
Yeah, I'm looking right now.
They're warming up for three hours to get hit with Sketch.
How are the teams ready and my team nobody there?
What the fuck?
Royce, look him!
I really want to be clear.
Benny Aaron's.
He's a hero in the run.
Is he good?
Why is he there?
I think he's actually good.
Oh, yes, I think my whole chatter
Is he good
Wait, I thought Daniels was which she was the best year
If you look at these bro, which she was the best
Apart from ours
Who are we gonna beat in the grand final?
John clothes
I'm gonna be honest bro.
Oh Danny even here?
Oh Danny Aaron's.
Bro I didn't know if it's Danny Aaron's to say Danny.
I thought it was Danny Vance, Danny Aaron's.
I'm sketchy right now.
Hi guys, how did they get in mobbies together?
Just hit it in the mouth.
Oh we gotta make the bracket!
Yeah can you make the bracket?
Can you make the bracket and then uh...
Wait how are we determined?
How do we make the bracket?
Wait, how are we how are we determining what team plays each other?
I was down. We're gonna spin a bracket. Oh, we're just gonna bracket. I'll show my screen right now. I have the bracket
I'm sure you have my cherish. Yeah
Love when you take control. I love when you take control
Okay
Jason you've been trading for the match or what bro? Hell yeah, look I saw you
Literally ignored all the group chat with our trainer. How are you guys ironic? I've been trapped here's the bracket
I'm going to randomize okay, where's the bracket? Let me pull it up. Let me pull it up
Randomize a whole bunch of times
Seven times seven times well, I have the best team so all right get ready chat
One
To wait wait is it one number seven three seven and then plus one
Four
five
Six
Six pretty much
Why the long nose
I don't think I'm not I'm not
I just did not no we got those in the back bro
Good luck everybody. Good luck. Good luck guys. Good luck. Good luck
How are we? How are we even joining these lobby?
Just trying to call it
Yo, yo, yo, yo, that's my boy
Yes, you're the first to join bro, is that mm-hmm is that seven up?
yo wait why why is your name stop with an R on discord it doesn't that's no one
else yeah that's me that's me oh my bad my bad yo guys listen listen listen how
are we looking bro how do you think the team is bro this is good no we're gonna
cook then I didn't even cook come on baby sat nap you are the best out of our
team right like by far like I've seen you play Valor ages why are you laughing
I mean I don't I'm a world to you right now no no we'll wait we'll wait
we'll win we'll win what do we all play what do we all play what do we all play
what's what's inside of those
no desire needs to be on the smoke I'm not even joking no front side no smoke no
front but we need a smoker no smoke no because I've always asked for Phoenix so
I need to play Phoenix bro there's not the time to clip up
you're so weak you're dead
you're not even gonna get that bro
no key with Xyle on stage I'm not joking bro no front
I'm not even a monkey dude the only the only character that I play
uh...
i think it's important as you get to be a play initiator is anyone play initiator
that is
not yet yet yeah like uh...
no no no like a like a sky or
got you
yes i would have a lot of map or playing i don't know what i think no idea
what it was going to
pangal pangal pangal what's your rank in battle bro
people at
Peek plat, not bad bro, not bad. I'm not even joking, that ain't bad.
Richie, have you played this game before? Yeah, your name, bro.
A little bit, a little bit, yeah. I'm Peek plat.
Like, you know, I got the CS, the CS genetics from this game.
Exactly, bro, exactly.
Yo, listen, because CS is harder than Val.
Like, this game's a baby's game, bro.
So all CS players, okay?
We're gonna hop on this game, actually.
Fuck me.
Guys, you don't know, bro. I played against this guy first round
in the fucking CS tournament, and he fucking whooped our ass, bro.
fucking Richie
Yes, yes, yes, okay should we quickly deathmatch just like everybody does much make sure your settings are right, bro
Wait, let's all add each other. It's all at each other. We can deathmatch like together
Yeah, we gotta go to chemistry. All right, what's what's your name? Let's make a particle no and then we can add from there
Is that my sense? Oh
Well, I don't know even now you gotta check the box. Maybe lobby code lobby code
Don't leave the lobby code. Don't leave the lobby code guys
Okay, I'll have this is my name. I'm gonna be honest. Yo, how long did that take by the way? What the fuck that took so long
That's crazy
No, can you do what you guys in the lobby code in?
Team chat only
by the way
I was in a deadlock tournament and I left the tournament midway to play so
Okay, that's good passion right there
Yeah, that's deadlock left it. Oh my god, that's my man's all right. Let's go bro now
We have to win the ship or we have to make it worth the weather worth that, you know
You'll say how are you level 689 bro?
I know it's not your guy.
I play off the game.
It's Swiftflip, bro.
You already know.
All right, I'll add you.
Yeah, chill, chill, chill.
I'm going to join him off of a code.
Sam, how do you join him with a code?
You always click on the left, this party code.
Like, you click that, and then you click, like, join after that.
I think I'm in.
Oh, switchy.
Yeah, come on.
Last person to join, Joel.
That's not a problem.
All right, boom, boom, boom.
Guys, add each other.
Add each other.
Yes, yes, that's not me.
Let's go let's go. I don't know how bro. You're gonna have to be
That's good. It's good. Wait you doing a custom just deathmatch, no
We could be thinking like a you can skew like a TDM or something
Yeah, yeah, I'll pick I'll pick easel. All right
I don't know actually
Wait, are we going to mine that much? Oh, yeah, no, you're right. It was too cost. Oh, it's too cost
You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right
Custom team deathmatch. Let's go
It's work. Yes, we'll work this regular
Come on, let's use the best in this lobby, bro. Let's see. Let's see who's got the best time
Definitely
Bro, what's up? You're a mortal. Yeah. Yeah, I'm mortal. I like to hear that let's go
So I don't want to see a bottom-frag in this game. I you got this bro. You've got this
Are you eating right now?
Yeah, I'm getting rid of my food debuff
Cause if I don't have a hangar
And I won't be able to focus
I like how long they're all in
I may need a coffee
And I need to go toilet low key
Alright, let's go
Well go toilet before bro
Yeah, I'm going to go toilet in bed
I wouldn't know that
I'll wait right now, I'll go inspected you
the fuck I expected I don't think you can
Who was that we wouldn't that's our name, bro, who the fuck was that who's fun by the later?
Joe he just shut the whole magazine right in front of me
Yo, please send me your senses way to higher something
If you saw that, bro, that's like worst game our lifelifes holy shit
Okay, I see you I see you
Okay, okay
We full try hiding center like lowering graphics and shit
Yeah, that's what I do the graphics are like. Yeah, you should turn them off their shit
My chair, that's what it is. Yeah, that's it. That's it get your settings right right now get your settings right right now
I'll go try to break bro. Let's go
We've been the shit boys
Feeling good I got five guys right here, but I'm what I got a triple triple hamburger
No, me and five guys. Oh, I love five guys
Go yeah
Come on.
Okay.
Oh.
Yo, some of you guys are actually shooters.
Oh, Roy, we got the R6 cam, bro. It's over.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
We got the R6 cam.
Listen, our game is like one million times caught in this game.
You know, we'll hop in this game.
Oh, I got this walking shoot. I got a walking shoot, you know?
easy, easy
no recoil in this game to shoot 3 bullets
that's the only reason i play massing keyboard in this, not siege, just because there's no
recoil in this, so it's just so nice
fax
i don't know
i'm so soupy, bro
i just got a top no spray, right?
uh, yeah, it depends, like right on top, you just spray
it's a crouching bird
oh that was bad that was bad
oh fuck
a nerfed a vandal or some shit
but i'm agon to you
oh my god
dog shot
okay
burnt bungalow to place him a lot
and i'm not afraid of the law
all
that's good game
but is anyone know like strats that we need a strut like strut up and stuff
you know
yeah it's a little map of laying there like what we like accomplish a pic and
stuff about you can i do
Well listen, I can try, yeah?
Perfect, perfect.
I think I can help you shotgun a little.
I bet.
What do you think I should play?
I have every op.
I played Sky, I played a little bit of Rainer,
I played Phoenix.
I'm good if I play Surangwai Mind or something.
Yeah, I don't mind playing Sky.
I literally only use Phoenix.
I'm like one of those people that just plays one operator
the entire time.
I've tried like smokes as well, like I put like Omen or like Brim, but like, I don't play this game enough to be talented either.
We're gonna win bro, you guys are actually shooting. I don't care about a fucking fry.
Oh, we're frying them. I'm like dead serious, like we're not...
They can heal, right? Don't you see who?
Wait, who are we playing first?
Uh, Agents team, I think.
Oh, okay, so...
That's Agents...
Am I muted?
Wait, hold on...
oh my god yeah we gotta be arrested for that one that's why we're in deathmatch though
oh shit my battery is running out of battery
okay hold on some people are telling me to turn my graphics settings down to the video
where's it at graphics quality everything's on high shall I lower that
The ones that I have, my settings are, let me see here, I have multi-thread rendering on,
and then low, low, low, off, off, MSA 2X, 8X, and then everything off.
Kind of say 2X.
8X, and then everything else is off.
Those are just my settings, I mean they may not be like the best, but that's what
I run.
Oh my god.
We're playing Roblox with the graphics.
Yeah, I like it this way.
I'm also weird bro, I go into my monitor settings and I turn up the contrast and stuff.
Now Loki, it looks like a comic book now.
My settings look like I'm on TikTok or something.
Does it make it easier to see people?
Hmm, honestly, I don't know. I just thought it looked cool.
Okay, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Welcome back.
Yeah, I don't know who I should play.
Let's just pick on the map.
I think he's doing a fend break or something.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, he sells fend.
I think we see the final map at his first and then we can decide what we're playing.
Yeah.
Like, I feel like we probably shouldn't play that aggressive because there's a lot of bad
players so we can just let them walk into us and stuff like that.
A lot of them are just going to be like some stupid ass shit.
Actually maybe they won't.
Maybe they're going to be hella passive.
I don't know.
So we're gonna play a shot, do we just see him first?
Oh shit, nice shot, wait you're level 9?
Zoil!
Oh this isn't an air count, I don't have a, I'm on a UK account usually.
Oh okay, you're from UK?
Correct you, correct you on your main.
Um, probably like 50 or something, I don't play this game a lot.
That's not bad. I'm only like 70
Okay, well, I got put on a fucking t-shirt nice holy miss two shots
Guys house is running going bro, please it's going good. We're good. We're getting warmed up. Yo
Hey Mark, how about instead of vaping you won't stop bro. I don't be soil stop stop stop
They said you were selling a friend on a is that true? Yeah?
No, I look in guys, please for please that somebody have a good cross yeah. Yeah, you know, oh
I use dogs
Don't just cross and Valo how yeah? Yeah, I made it myself your trolling. Can you send the code or something?
Yeah, I got you I got you oh my gosh, bro
I used dunk everything dunk sense dunk crosshair in CS dunk
Well, and you fucked everybody in the Tony. I'm not even joking. They call me ronk
Wait, our enemy our enemy. We're playing against you agent right much of the same agent band
It's a good band. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, but chat on twitch on wall. Oh, I
Think Val I think Val what I meant
Richie said it in the team chat, bro, send in the team chat the
Thank you, bro. I got you. Let's go
I'm in a good crosshair.
Really?
I got you.
Check find my null.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
I don't think you can do that in this game.
True.
Oh my.
How about a sender?
Check, how do I fix?
How do I fix?
Look, I just get muddy badminton.
Yeah, some of them are.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Chill, bro.
You can't say this on this team, bro.
This team CS.
Team CS and Team Siege.
Did the CS skin mark ever recover, bro?
Ah, I mean, kinda, gold's a hell of a down, but it's alright. It's like minus.
I forgot my talus gains.
Yeah, but maybe don't check.
Like, your knives have got a bit chopped.
No.
Yes, bro.
I had a...
My dealer will be out, though, probably.
10 seconds left.
Wait, you have a dealer?
Fairly. I have a dealer howl, two sapphires, like a crambit and bayonet.
Oh, shit.
What else do I have? I think that's pretty much it. Oh, I have a, like, glock vane shit.
damn you loaded I remember we were yapping about skins ages ago oh my god
I was on that way before everyone else yeah video settings when you load the
graphics and stuff does that make a difference for like the FPS and shit it
makes you go up yeah settings I fucked up with the cross I don't need high
FPS I only have a 60 Hertz monitor holy shit bro what what what would you say
Are you playing 60 Hertz monitor bro?
What?
We're doing action on the one bro, or something like that.
You actually could, you actually could, you dead ass could.
Your eyes can only see it 20 frames per second, so it doesn't really matter.
No, they can't bro, 20?
Say you're trolling bro.
You have 60 Hertz monitors on there.
No, no, no, 1990, sorry, 1990.
Oh nice, they do those?
I didn't really make those.
Yeah, like 2013 bro.
Oh, wait, do you still like that?
Are you cheap bro?
Do you save money every corner if you can?
Which is good?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, WWW.
That's good, that's good.
No, I'm just throwing, I have a hundred 80 or something.
Oh my gosh, don't do that shit bro.
What's your peak rank?
On this game I think I gold, to be honest.
Oh, so you're up next.
That's not bad, that's not bad.
Also you guys might want to turn me down, I will start screaming if we clutch and stuff.
Like I lose my mind in this game.
I will be screaming at the top of my lungs.
Let's quickly adjust my expo so we don't have to do it later.
I'll speak, I'll yell.
Test, test, test.
Put me down, put me lower, put me higher.
Richie, Richie, Richie.
Hello, guys, hello.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys know the, you guys know how to join?
Penguin?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
What do we join?
How do we join?
Okay.
Okay, um
Where do we have like a yeah, it's a it's a joint code. It's a joint code so click play
Like click play. Where is the code?
No, no do not leave you know, we're where is it?
Okay, listen, so the code kind of put it in general
You're gonna click play and then on the left hand side you should see something called a party code
you're gonna oh yeah well we just did what we just did we just did it aha I see it wait
yes yeah yeah oh my god yo don't show fear what no but like I'm a big fan of
kai days I'm scared okay okay well no I just said don't show fear also um
I have West players and then we have on a so where we go where do we go
we go east we gotta go in the I guess it's each how do I read yeah easy 150 150
like low-key on playable for him has West is still in like America you know
what I'm saying yeah yeah put it in Georgia yeah
Fuck it. Is that the best one for East? I don't know. I live I live in a what's it called in Florida, so
Check my
Are you getting lit in Florida?
Okay, well, I know
Stay inside
Check you guys
Are we playing a sense really?
Yeah, I've mind which map bro. Do you know?
No, I do not know but like what math you guys want to play I don't really care
Oh, that's all I got we could play buying I feel like I feel like buying could be good for us because like
I play sky who plays guys home place guy
Get you a sky like I can tell you what to do. I think I feel like they've all been wait have us your man in the team
Yeah, oh shit
Wait, oh what the fuck?
Yo, it's kind of awkward
I'm not putting KO, if that's okay.
They got that happen bro.
KO?
Yeah, maybe.
I think KO is good, or maybe Reyna or...
Jeff, you're making a lot of bad on this game.
After what I just saw, oh hell no, I used to play.
Also, KO is kind of some dick.
Yeah, yeah, only he needs to swap teams, bro.
Sorry, sorry.
We guys were talking about our team comp in front of the fucking enemy.
Yeah bro, high-fives for you, that's in yourself bro, this is not fair.
No high-fives, no high-fives, you left.
Okay, alright, it depends on the map we play, listen, I think KO is kind of bad, it can't be our only game.
How do I stop the thing from showing?
How do I fix my op?
I don't know.
How do I fix showing the ping?
Anything but a cent, what do I put in for this?
Wait, do we have a smoke player?
I can play smokes, I can play idealist smoke, whatever.
Let me play Raze, can I play Raze?
Bro, there's no way you can play Raze, you know how to double satchel?
Yes bro, I'm playing TF2 rocket jump there.
I'm not enough Phoenix.
Fuck.
Alright, alright, alright.
What are all your agents bro, you can play Phoenix.
Neon.
Ok, Neon. No Neon. That's for sure.
Reyna?
Ok, no Reyna.
What are you saying? No, I don't understand what you're saying.
Bro, you're not paying Reyna bro. I'm stupid.
Why do you go sage and being badass bro, no?
Well yeah, low key sage could be the move. Sage would not be bad bro.
Trust.
I don't know how to play sage. I don't know how to play her.
All you have to do is see.
You're on the ego role. That's what they call it.
You can heal bro.
You guys are on this in my building and I don't think I think we're
I
I'm correct on either for trust
You didn't see my believe because I was crawling in deathmatch, okay
No, you were not bro. No you were not
I
Lowkey sense up the clip roll like because this then the discussion is over bro then the easel like it's
I'm not gonna lie your low key probably gonna be put on stage
It's fine. All you do is you wall shit the level a giant wall you can place down
We're gonna probably tell you to put that down like at the beginning of the round or like on offense like wall off an obvious spot
Chat then you see less and so slows. It's really easy. I'll play breach
I will play Sage
Sage, yeah, yeah, probably
I'll only play Sage if every time I kill you, you will
That's the only way I play
I will, I will
Alright
I'll do it too
Alright, fuck it, whatever we do, bro
What map do you want?
Yeah, we don't know what map
We don't know
Let's ask
What map are we...
Also, who's not in?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, it's a copy kind of the party code and
No more trolling no more trolling no more trolling you guys are about you for the stream together thing if you want to join
I'll wait and load it a little bit
Wait Lotus, who is this?
Zones, it's a fast-emising game.
It's time, it's time.
Yes!
You got it man, you got it bro.
You got it bro, you got it.
Lotus is low-key some ass.
I'll make up problems the rest of the way.
Wait, Ole, people might try to sing your CS go, is that true?
Bro, I'm cracked at CS bro, it's time.
I'll show you what's going on.
He's only good at Vertigo.
God damn, Zones, I'm chilled.
Nah, bro.
It's giving me the option to notify my followers.
I need to let them know about it.
the mobile that's this year I wait penguin what's your twitch name bro let
me add you to the thing bro to the real penguin you live on the twitch
Oh, yeah
But step up live it's up live
This is my FPS like this where I
Did I did
They change the server
130 ping
Call admin wait they have the admin bro
What the fuck
You put it on fucking lotus and give us like central servers. No, no, bro. I can't tap out of that. What is this?
Chas this shit good. Hi, here we go. I don't think so. We join the shit out
Wait, it's in the discord wait
only yeah we're actually but the mac 10 and you know chill chill penguin penguin
penguin chill bro chill we don't go there bro we don't go there your chat is
trolling you bro they're trying to ruin the vibe right now let's not talk about
it bro let's focus on bottle brother trust trust trust yeah all right yeah I
wish we could practice right now while they are wasting our time bro
hell nah do you feel we're the ones that are already in wait who's missing
I'm trying to join right now. Is it in general chat or is it in the team general general from Kyde hi-day? Oh, okay
I got how do I even how do I even join this thing? What how do I do it? Don't leak it Richie?
I don't know who's Eva Elfie. Who's uh, oh
So we're chill bro. That's right there. That's the code right there. All right. Let's go
How do you join the stream together?
How do you guys do that?
When you get invited, click the notification bell at the top.
It'll be like a person.
Oh, I see it, W.
And then when you join, make sure you mute your mic and the audio, because it doubles the volume.
Oh, it's easy.
You got to keep the tab open.
Yeah, you got to keep the tab open, Richie.
Okay, I did fit.
Yes, you're in.
Oh
We already my enemy the fuck is my CS my
Mathias
Watch out brothers and because on the other team, we're gonna be wearing that one
Oh my god, I'm not gonna lie my chat message it took like three seconds to load. I'm not even joking, bro
the fuck
I mean, you're a 99 ping so like
3.3k what do you mean?
What's that saying?
But see 3.3k what like credits are six credits or like what are we talking about? I
don't know
Gemuda is not in this lobby, bro.
Is Lotus an ass map for beginner sub-naps?
I mean, it's just like newer, so you guys probably don't know.
Yeah, I know Lotus, but I don't know who doesn't.
I mean, I say we should play like Bi and Darhaven or something.
I mean, Darhaven.
Haven is like a nice, simple beta map, you know, like...
Yeah.
So graphics don't turn that shit all to low over lots.
Wait, we can...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can we run Haven?
three-side net oh hell no
ABC got me fucked up
everything to low seven of you rock everything on low on the settings on
now
yeah I do multi-threaded on low low low off off
and then yeah listening
I'm let me see what I forgot wait you did that off the top
MSA yeah 2x and then 8x and then off off off off
We have a coach. Oh, did you know all of that shit? That's actually crazy
All right, they got some haven all right haven. Okay. We play have haven doesn't in supply. I don't need to reboot
Show us. Okay
All right, let's go
Yo guys guys, can we just do it? What's our team?
Can we just do the server?
If we do listen listen, just listen to me if we do ease my two best players on 70 things 70 plus 10
Our best player is is fucking on one one two. Yes, bro. Yeah, bro
This this I think this is the fairest server. I'm not gonna lie to you guys
You should something bro. If it's cooked if it's cooked then, you know
Listen cuz like like on some fair shit like if we go east my two best players on 70 plus ping and then the
yes and then on a is on what like 90 90 that's fine that's just hoping gameboys
trust or okay this is central type east this is central type east
the other central is Texas you want to do Texas no that's the worst that's
That's worse, that's worse, that's worse.
I think this is fine, bro.
If everyone is cool with it, it's fine.
Yeah, 100%.
I just want to hop in, bro.
We're going to win anyways.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Let's get it.
I'll play Sage.
Wait, so whatever the team wants, you tell me what to do.
I'll do it.
Yeah, but be confident, bro.
You can have impact, too.
Don't be like, OK, now.
Because I was playing before for a major qualifier, bro.
And I felt like I was useless.
useless and then you become useless by thinking you're useless
you're not useless bro
uh... can i pick easel
uh... if you want to be a good for a while
but i don't know what to do
i mean i can either play i can play whatever
smoke who the fuck is feet bro
i'm not sure i didn't leak i didn't leak
i didn't leak the code i tapped out
okay oh fuck actually i
do you play anything other than isaac because we have
we need a dive we need someone to dash in like i can play jet
Oh, I think you play that that are
The all clove that smokes is close so broken or no
We need to dive that's the problem we need someone to dash in it's way like that
Yeah, we lays dive well, it's pretty OP. No, I'm not gonna lie
I think playing your best, like, your best items, we just win, like, play whatever you
feel like.
Yeah, if you want, if you want, you can go to Sky and I can run Clover or something.
No, you're not going to utility, are you?
I mean, maybe, I don't know.
I mean, I mean, Clover is pretty good, it's utility and I can just, I can like, heal
myself and play.
Yeah, check all the sands and the smokes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can, I main smokes.
Oh, I know.
Go Iso, bro.
Go Iso, go Iso, go Iso.
No, Jor, no Jor.
No, yeah, yeah, play Iso.
Oh, yeah, yeah, play Iso. Play what you're going towards. Let's just run this. Let's run this.
Iso, better on Yougel, bro. I'm going Yougel.
No, no, Iso, Iso, do you play Iso? You're better on Iso.
Iso, Iso, okay.
Yeah, you have a big ass fucking...
Go this, guys. Go this.
Come on.
Alright, let's go.
Last second switch.
Come on, boys. We got the shit. Your mods, prediction and all chats. Let's go.
Win, loss. We got the shit.
Come on.
Come on. We're locked. We're locked. We're locked.
We should go A in the first round.
Levels brother ass come on. I think I'm probably gonna be on see me. Let's go the other fucking site, bro
Now she's not that good to be saying that bro, I think we ate kai day bro like we chow
Straight chow just be comfortable. It's all about confidence. All right. We gotta watch out for flanks though
We got it because we don't have a trip so we got to watch out for flanks. I
Also always make
Always keep the bomb to sap not low key. You know what I mean?
no no you get back to the soil get back to the soil
VAS!
999!
you're almost back!
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
first of all it's called a fucking spike okay
set it up incorrectly
sorry
and I'll carry it, don't worry
alright let's go
okay let's go let's go
okay let's go
I'm gonna go A short here
I'm gonna show the play light
talk to you
come on lock in boys
see if someone's holding A along here to the right
do we go fast?
let's go
you wanna wait for the smoke?
oh I've got a cane
He flashed through this.
Yeah, I got you, I got you ready?
3, 2, 1.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
Let's go, ready?
I'm going in.
Right, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.
I'm going in, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure.
I'm on it.
It happened an infant.
Two behind!
Aw.
The one corner.
Fuck!
Oh, well, now.
Good night, sniper.
I killed one.
Set net the gold.
Set net the gold!
Shhh!
That's uncalled.
I dropped a sheriff on the floor, if you want.
chat it's kind of laggy bro also something feels off why do i still see
shooting arrow how to turn the shit off
yeah piss around fluke full gaze
yeah i'm gonna save yeah i don't know lowkey we should maybe just like do
like a it's kind of tough on attack first like walk around look for big fish
yeah what are you buying what are you buying around half by half by how many
for how many for next weekend before we got this shit boys just focus on them
Ah, 2 in the middle.
It's game in fucking house! Why the 2 in the middle?
Like, I just spawned! I just spawned!
So that's right.
I spawned a second ago and I'm dead?
No matter.
What happened to spawns? What happened to running somewhere?
How do I turn off this shit again?
One dead! One more on site!
How do I turn off this shit again?
It's Omen.
Like this is strolling my game right now.
I got 10 focus.
1v3 for safe.
Wait, this is soil.
soil that's a bulldog that's a bulldog yes it's fine bro we left we left in a
bad situation that's my fault for this one guys is much easier like all the
good defenders like have a sound a no yeah
like this are we full by now yeah yeah I'm telling you full by go see trust but
I could go okay I'm gonna go over there and then I'm gonna do the dog for you
guys don't make up the garage yeah low-key you could you could lurk you
could look over there I don't mind that come on boys this aren't I can
Ready?
Rain on door, right side.
From the block right side, off!
Behind! Behind!
Nice behind that!
Clean comes.
Drops fight.
Fuck, jump right.
Alright, I'm dead.
Yo, it's so easy on the other side though.
I'm not even joking.
Yeah, that's facts.
Oh shit, we need a plan bro, we need a plan.
It's hard bro, it's hard because I don't know how to explain why I want you to do it.
Let's just send it to you bro, I mean let's just send it in, let's just send it in.
We gotta go quick though, go quick.
Want to be by a Spectrum, what?
Half by half by, I'm running for next, just like really put it in.
Hold on, light.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Did we go through that?
Like through the middle or where?
Like straight ahead or what?
Two people that way and two people that way.
Okay, I go straight, I go straight.
Let's go, let's go.
forgive me about it no bro we had that round bro i'm gonna have to get the guys
yo when you say uh hill me can you say your character's name just because i don't
know anyone's voices you okay okay that was my bad guys i shouldn't have had the bomb bro
i'm gonna give the bomb to you satnav all right no let's play fine she know let's play
fine she careful they do like flanking bro yeah flanking bro thank you every time yeah the
just like
again
all right
wait a second
I gave it up I'm coming you guys
yo could I have a heal please
Zoyle?
yeah
okay one minute
I'm done
nothing to corner
You know out of there
Even though I trolled y'all fucking class through I fucking just inside come on boys nice fucking shit just remember
Oh, see this is gonna be fucking easy
Yeah, yeah, yo, yeah, let's go a let's go a yo do the smoke sap do the smokes and then I'm gonna um
Onay enter enter long royal go short
Zoyle go with royal and then only I'm gonna dog you in and then you and sapper gonna walk long okay? Yes
Yes, so it's down right so if we get smoked off we go we go fuck it. Okay, fuck. Yeah. Yeah, sure. It's great
long to the right
You go fast you guys you gotta like run
Nice!
That!
That's a bomb!
Not not not!
So watch Flake!
Watch Flake!
Don't watch Flake!
Watch Flake!
No!
Goin' up!
Coming to down to down to him.
Heaven?
Oh you know what they're coming out CT?
What?
Fucking awkward.
You got this.
Nice!
She saved the whole world.
They're fucking dick, bro.
Skull boys!
Heaven, Heaven, Heaven, Heaven, Heaven, Heaven, Heaven!
No, it's not over! What do you mean it's not over?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, I'm blinded. I can smell Kevin.
No! It is over, baby! Let's go!
Oh my god, and now we have ults, and now we have ults.
Sorry! Right there.
When we go A, we do that strat, okay?
Now let's go C.
Come on!
How should I be using my wall?
Alright, use your wall.
Whenever we take a fight, like we take A.
Can you drop me? Wall off CT or something.
Vandal, vandal, vandal. Let's go C.
I need a vandal guys someone drop me a vandal, please someone
Fuck him up. There's no we go
What the fuck maybe set now we got this we can read it
We got this
Oh fuck him up for you, bro. Yeah, the judge be careful. Let it out bro. Let it all out
Yeah, we have the judge in there
Where we going?
What is that nice
Listen 3v2 30 seconds. I'm marked
Yeah, I'm gonna give you the bomber you look you got up and the shit, okay, okay?
Watch out behind us. I think they're gonna fucking flank
All right, I got two smokes. Go quick. I didn't give you the bomb
Pushing right side
I
Fuck my bad set up my body that was pink door bro bro my thing is so high bro my pink
You know I'm always on the wrong rotation from you to bro. Oh my god
I'm unbinding my if we go somewhere. Yo, it's guy. Who's guy? They may me out. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
Oh
I wonder if we can go see Long or Skyl and run it down.
Skyl or Phoenix?
I'm going to play back.
I have my ult.
Are you talking to Zile?
Huh?
Dumb your Phoenix ult into garage or see Long?
I'm going to buy it.
Sky, Sky, buy me.
Okay, I got you.
Look in, guys, look in.
Phoenix ult you have here.
No, no, Phoenix.
After Skyl, you get in this cubby and you ult from there.
Don't go to the garage.
Come.
I'm going to play back.
I have Revive if you need.
You got to play at the bomb.
Moffy!
No charge.
Go, go, go, go.
I'm wanting to keep cover.
I
Don't think I got CT
I'm soaking CT now in like one second
Seven fuck I think like crazy pussy seven bro
Fucking pussy ass motherfucker
Oh, I think Ct maybe I heard something boy.
I mean I'm just jumping around like this.
Don't die to bomb.
There's no way you can defuse that.
Alright, we get to it.
Shake boys! Insane!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go
Good shit
I'm coming to snap up
We have to
Yeah we have to just go quick
Let them try to get
I'm gorgeous
Fuck
Honestly
You're the king bro, come on
Shit
I don't know what to do
I should have used my wall bar as well
Oh shit I'm broke, fuck
Alright let's go A, I can buy you a quest
Or someone else can buy you a quest
Let's go A
Come on, come on, buy me please
Where are we going?
Thank you, thank you
Okay
Also say, you gotta use your wall bro
You don't know
Yeah
Did you guys remember our A strap?
Let's go quick! Honestly, I think it's good we should go quick. Just go quick, don't stop running.
Okay, okay, let's go.
Go, go, go, go.
Oh fuck. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Someone give me the smoke, ready?
I can molot us in, I can molot us in.
I'm doggin', I'm doggin'. Nobody in.
Check, check, check.
Nothing right? One side?
One side, one side.
I don't need that kill.
Go play this guy
Wait from where
You die something up. Yeah, it's my own looking looking
Oh that killed Ryan. Oh fuck. You got the guy there
Fuck bro, that was a good killjoy. Oh, I can't lie. All right. Are you guys dead ass?
You got to go before me like he's dying so I keep going first
yeah we need our we need our own a to enter
you know i i i need to lock in on one and nine what the fuck
so you got three kills i got one
what the fuck maybe i should be on stage
i'm sorry boys come on come on come on
i've never been safe before so good
oh you're good
no charges
vote the kid bro
stop stop
i'm trolling
yeah i'm trolling
you gotta be careful you're decaying you keep decaying us
i keep decaying teammates
yeah
How? How does he do that?
Look at my shoe. Hey you guys you guys go A make hella noise. I'm gonna lurk in there, okay? Okay? Okay? Okay?
I think I might have a pick. Don't don't don't commit like don't die like
Come on
Let's muck it up
Oh my god, he's fighting!
No, no, it was...
Oh my...
He's fighting!
Garage.
He's dead!
He's in the 40 in garage.
Enemy remaining.
What's the last one?
Last one's long. Long sap. Long.
Here?
Yeah, but it's probably not gonna stay long.
He was too long.
I'm planning back site.
I'm gonna play CT.
Richie, I...
Okay.
Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
Let me listen for a sec.
Last player standing.
I can see you, I mean, I see you.
Michael Garage, by the way.
Oh, let's see.
I think he's coming to Garage on you to the left, don't he?
Okay.
What?
I told you he's to the left.
But without any sound, I thought you were trolling.
Yeah, you could, now you could slow up.
Wow.
Try what the fuck Richie? What was that me? No, no, I mean what was it? What was the jet doing like the enemy jet?
Oh my god, sorry guys. Sorry. I'll say why
Guys remember see decided
Save save save can we do we have by this round guys? Can we have one?
Yeah, we got another round in us we're gonna take a for aid split here trust me
Okay
I'm just running him. It's gonna take a 4-8 split
Okay, I like that. That's for a group. Come on. Come on. Oh Ashley
One chart brahman chart
Come on. I'm just one looking boys
Begins site clear site clear. What's wrong? What's wrong? What is wrong? What is wrong? Long dead long dead nice?
Sage is coming
we're going we're going see give me the bomb guy we're gonna grab your orb and
we're doing like you're gonna hold instantly it's usually okay I was running
down it everyone's running down okay well we're running it on top map well
we see see see okay let's go let's go we're grabbing sky sky grabbing your
orb here yeah part that Phoenix come here you're merely gonna flash around
Well, slow walk. Slow walk. Slow walk.
Slow walk. Let's rewind.
No, no, no, no.
Flash on the corner.
Listen to Sam. Do we run or no?
Flash on the corner.
Push high!
Focus it.
Watch out, watch out!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Fuck him up!
Get back.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Get fucked!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Get flanked!
Yeah, get flanked!
Get flanked!
What's the bullet for?
Get flanked!
I
Permanently lurk on us so if they're all going a like they're all going a just no kind is gonna try and sneak up on us, okay?
Just put that in mind. Keep that in your mind that the KJ is going to be like lurking okay?
Well, where should we all play?
We do one three one one at one on a
One uh two on fuck it's kind of hard sky. I switch good. You sky every round it's flash here
And let us know if there's anyone there don't like it. Don't get like shot though
Who's playing?
On it on it on it on it. I'm gonna call me on it. We're gonna run around. Okay, we're gonna
We're gonna like rotate a lot sneaking a lot. It's guys guys guys. You need a flash lobby. It's only no
We're gonna see here. Wait, that's lobby. Yeah info
Not today
One garage one garage here 55 garage
My god, he's in fucking garage
I don't see
Nice, let's go garage on it. Come on
Fine guys fuck the pistol, bro. Remember we lost the pistols in every one
They didn't even get the bomb on
I don't know.
Come be in Waldas every round.
Waldas.
No, no, don't buy.
Don't buy.
I'm only for next.
I just want to figure out how to play defense, bro.
Oh, it's all this?
Yes, Waldas.
I literally put your foot on it.
Want to push something together, maybe?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not reading wait. What do you see? Oh?
Close to us give it then I like hot cons cons. You hear me no no no it could be walking, but I didn't flash nothing
They did shoot us over dark like mid or by see bad. I don't see anyone yet
No, it's he long each other. It's a lot there right now spread out a little bit. I think they're gonna go. Yeah, I'm getting a
I give it up we can play retake we play retake
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Jet's 130! To the right! Jet!
Nice, Jet!
One sewer, one sewer, one sewer!
Nice, 3v3!
I'm gonna kill C, kill me, kill me, kill me!
One A long, one sewer!
I just use my shoes, I don't have, sorry.
One's long, left side long.
One short, one's long.
Once you're with a fucking son with a Marshall or sniper
We have time yeah, right
Just listen to me like your life doesn't fucking matter brother get on a fucking bomb guys
When you hear set up, bro, you fucking listen and do it. I come on whatever he says you do it
Let's go bro. It's a shit set up your luck, bro. I swear you're great. I do. All right. See it's coming here. Kirby. Oh
Yeah, that was a fucking eco by the way
Yeah, that's good. Yo, see do you want like this bro like here here? I got cross here like the
There's more wall. I feel like they're gonna go see guys because they just got fucked on a
I'm gonna go back like literally wall like this right here
I'm right here.
They're all across.
I'm on the inside.
On the inside.
I'm on the inside.
Guys, lock in.
Go on the starting.
No, no.
Hey, something, guys.
I see you.
I mean, sorry.
See, see, see, see, see, see.
Nothing.
See, see, see, see, see.
Oh, can we fake?
Can we fake?
A lot on C.
Yeah, see, still, people.
Hi, dude.
How do you think grass?
In mid.
Yo, quick.
Don't overdo it.
I think that...
Hey, guys, somebody.
I'm running back. Yeah fucking they may rotate like we need to hear we need like to the comms a little bit
One minute one minute hit the 40 on garage door garage door, okay?
The rain out largely hey hey hey
Yeah, oh my god, I think I said to the right on B
I'm gonna go to the right there, let's go to the right.
I saw the back door, I saw the back door.
Careful, Kite, he's probably gonna be somewhere.
He'll be flanking you, unless we kill him.
Let me sound down, that's almost...
In the gate, in the gate!
Oh my gosh, hey.
I don't know, you walk.
I'm gonna make noise for you.
Two there on the thing. Yeah
To be one
Yeah, stick it
Where you killed what is it called like I knew he was that sure
short short short
By the way, I did say
do you want me to provide it?
I got you
everyone needs to chill cause we need to listen
you gotta like low key
don't leave the holes around the map
don't leave A open, B open
if we don't leave any of those open
we can never get like they can't walk up on us
I'm about to make the shit out of that
that might not be a bad idea
I talk to them on your chat
they get like a judge bro just staying garage
fuck i did we're it's working right now so now nice nice come back
back back to work get out get out get out get out
hey one more three one more three two two
what am i sure you guys i'm gonna cut them off
oh don't don't rotate i don't i think they're leaving
i hide for a minute i'm gonna go here yeah we don't need so long
i need to you i've rotated i hear in middle somebody
the c-vamp bsb is walled to the brilliant c no yeah middle somebody careful
middle window maybe yeah the right thing middle enough you stay here you can't you
stay here yeah sit in this corner so you know that's on middle guys yeah watch
garage you're gonna come garage well hey there oh okay here on it what do you
hear on it did nothing I want to win though that's what I want so I want so I
Let's say sure oh, I don't say I hit mid mid
Good you could run well you could run
I said 40
One me one you got it on side
Oh, he was so ass as well.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Wait, I had ult, fucking me ass.
I didn't see.
All right, guys, this round is your turn, folks.
We keep leaving, we keep leaving, bro.
You should probably buy fucking Phantom Royal.
But also, we know that we have to A.
You like the Phantom?
Just attack for a spray.
Me?
No, no, Royal, Royal.
I don't think, I don't think so.
Okay, we need someone else to A, guys.
Lock in everybody, eight seconds.
I hit him, I hit him for 140.
It's about to go to A.
I'm gonna go C.
C, you're gonna walk.
You're gonna walk, I'm gonna walk you.
I don't know. I don't know that I'm sorry nice little little wall little wall nothing see
Nothing
Our garage is open our garage is wide open guys
I don't know what to do, bro.
Remember, we gotta cover all these things.
Nice, good kill.
That's our best player, good chip, bro.
Easy.
The other short.
We'll soak for y'all.
I'm gonna go for the second one.
You're short, short, short, short.
Yep, kill a guy.
I'm assist.
Is that?
Let him go, let him go.
play retake yeah nice royal
Phoenix Phoenix
it's this hide if you can
yep yep
is it a a one?
yeah it's either planting
flash us in I'm gonna flash us in hold on
I'm gonna flash one more time
flash one
hard right hard right nice
that's too easy bro
give it 40 give it 40
I'm boxing with 40
I'm gonna take this one
close off this thing
I
Thinking out loud
I need you to walk right now right now yeah like I'm gonna go through and the
wall says it doesn't look like I'm here I kind of risky but
something on my side guys I'm gonna hold I will need help nothing a guy's
nothing a no distraction one on site on a
I see
Maybe get that kill you can raise me get that kill go for it
Don't know what an old
I look like I play Vama all day
first
Just take the bomb, just take it, just take it, just take it, just take it, just take it, just take it, just take it, just take it, just take it!
There's another one, shoot her out, shoot her out, shoot her out!
Nice try, nice try, nice try, nice try, I fucked up!
Come on!
We know we have them.
We have her ulti, we have her ulti.
I haven't even fucking buy her, holy shit.
Okay, we got two ults out.
Fuck, I don't know if I should push something.
I'll play back, I have my ulti.
Richie, Richie, buy me the shotgun bro, I'll give you a vandal right now.
Buy me shotgun, buy me shotgun, buy me shotgun!
I'm shucking up.
Request down, I request.
Yeah, single, single.
Thank you.
Let's go, let's go.
Are you coming to war, again?
I'm fucking up.
Oh yeah, well, so is war.
Zero in.
I got right here.
I still have all three thick.
Nothing's seen.
Oh, they're breaking all men.
nothing see us they're in grass in mid they're all in mid
slow you can slow you have slows by the way stage how to use out of use
ah he's on garage door yo three two grass two grass three metal guys pick up pick up
KJ's hit for 1.5
I so careful they're gonna push you
Are they on see the tour now?
They just maybe they could have walked up
Can I close my check thinking that will be more locked in I think it could be
Where my bullets going bike planted
We got this
this round as well we're about to lock in yes come on believe I gotta lock in what
is the problem right now which side it's happening up why do we need to what do we
need to do I mean the problem is there's like walking into them like we should
play more back I mean I'm gonna play a little aggressive here I'm gonna walk
up a make some miracle happen last two rounds they haven't had anything on a
So
I can heal you jet middle down it's fucking
Rainer one
I
Thought the robot was an enemy
Chai was he game this game this game
Come on
Can't hear anyone or no
they're going to be you got it oh shoot them
one flat one three they both crossed the line
nah I'd clap myself you got it bro
oh my god they're both going to be on the left
unless they cross just now
No charges left, careful now.
Have to get one, hold it, hold it, hold it.
One enemy remaining.
One bullet, one bullet.
Oh my god!
I can't believe it.
You had one bullet, Penguin.
Did you know? Did you even know?
Ah!
Yo, that guy can't fight a fucking teacher.
Where's my bullet?
Come on, that has to be a sign, we need all of you to lock in.
Pengu's pulling his strings, now pull yours guys, come on.
Let's go.
Nice one 4k that round, I told you we're locking in, we're not losing it.
It's laying, it's fucking away bro.
Zoy, buy me a Vandal bro, on no weird shit bro, please.
I need it.
I'll drop you a Spectra, I'll drop you a Spectra, boom.
Hide in a corner with it.
It'll fucks my Vandal.
Wait, you need to buy me a Vandal bro.
It'll fucks my Vandal.
okay okay okay guys I'm not worried exactly come on yeah first arrest
fuck keep it even said now time they haven't gone seen a while so it's gonna
be careful here but no more cage out they do have a rain of all
Be careful
Something up your nevando
We got something to watch you guys see see see for sure they're coming see
fucking 1v2 off the fucking shit man like that was insane I should play better
that's not me no you're good you're good shit man fucking Valorant typing
all good GGs your Valorant bro do the boss call bro like come on we get a
second life no come on G come on right band enemy team bro and so that we
can say that we're done yeah why are you happy why do you sound happy no I'm
happy I thought it was more that's it we're done oh yo commit some do you
double elin yeah are you excited to play Pokemon like last time or are you
double elin double elin this is the first time I've done an only collab
brotha was gonna go longer than this well it's a short one my friend it's a
short one this time double elin double elin let's get it going
Oh my gosh.
That's my bad, guys.
I couldn't go with that one.
What are you talking about?
Your 400 combat score, whatever that means.
Like, that's insane.
Why did Rod Dogg move and go so crazy, bro?
I don't know, bro. Rod Dogg went insane, no?
He fucking sucks. How did he do that?
Maybe.
Rod Dogg moved on top.
Fuck.
It's the main game, I think. I think he's like a mortal.
Fuck.
I thought you just raised girls brother. I should wait I just eat the fucking
Day, I'm bro. Yeah, you didn't leak anything. That's just like their their tag is like public
Fuck man. Well, we had we a we we you know what we had vibes and honestly you got Phoenix clutch with one bullet was just insane
Yo, I didn't know I had one bullet. I'm not gonna lie to you, bro. I had a fight
You're like running one tap that guy
I was so cool you have to read what's up
You know I don't care that we lost like Loki we had a good time though. No
I was fucking I was shaking in the beginning back in I was doing I was nervous
But I started to pick it up at the end, but it was too late
Bro, we're fucking squabble by the way looks diabolical. Yeah, I was I was nervous the beginning to it's the full enemy team
and then set up on top
I was if I wasn't just like nervous the first few rounds like I would have played so I was like actually nervous
It wasn't like the fifth round I started like shooting them was like, okay, wait
I guess why do I want to own his chair and solicit soil lost to ozampic?
Who's a zampic is that cadet?
Yes, I day
Holy rod out front cadet who the fuck is rod up?
Yeah, I don't know. He's going nuts. Oh, bro. He's up next shut your bitches up
You said we found out where you were holding which angle and just push. That's not even true
like what did you do bro did they do that I don't think so shit man yeah we fucked up they did
ah boys hey we did have a fun time don't regret it I'm sorry that I picked you to
to bomb out first low key all right I got bro I wanted to hear your opinion I was really sick
guys I hope I can pick my own yeah thank you for picking me of course amazing hey hey I appreciate
So you might go guys. Hey you guys are the goats. Thank you for for for for the wonderful game, bro
Next time we'll get him boys. Next time we'll get him. I got that time. Yeah, you're running it back
We're running it back. We're running it all exactly these boys
Peace out peace out of you guys, but for bubble, but oh
Shires
Boys yeah
Yeah
Jinx is actually better than you you're chill bro. WT makes out captain
Same thing you said
Chaladas my team always lose
My bad playing picking or all of the above or all of the above
If you're unaware, tomorrow is a massive stream. Tomorrow we're going to be watching live.
The winner of the 1 million dollar Mr. Beast challenge.
Ski mask is still in. Rakaia is still in.
Your rage is still in. And Rubios, those four we'll be fighting for 1 million. I will
be watching it live. I want to, I need to. Ski mask to win or Rubios. I need those
guys to win, bro.
So yeah, tomorrow, that's a live stream.
They're trying to break the viewer record
for the biggest live stream ever.
And hey, shout out to them, bro.
I had a call with fucking like Google and shit, bro.
And we're gonna be like somehow implemented
in the YouTube stream.
It's crazy.
Like 10 people were able to like get on like a,
I don't know what it's called,
like a cold stream type of thing.
I don't know.
So yeah, that's gonna be nice.
Tyler once told you on Mr. Beast's game.
Nah, bro, he chillin, he chillin.
He was just really unlucky as a team, bro.
Because he was the guy who had to take care of two symbols, it's not his fault, we could have planned it better.
You know what I mean bro, it's really unlucky.
Boys, bro you lost, so you lost us money, wow.
You're chill bro, I tried, I tried.
Bro, top 16 bro, but we don't get anything.
Pick Zoyles for vibe, it's gonna help.
6 and 16.
You're chill bro.
without the way we would have been the worst game but without the way we would have been
uh... over for us
boys
as you guys tomorrow
thank you this was my most chop stream ever i'm not even joking
this was the most chop stream of art
we went from
we went from going live to
the the simple game being pushed at a care only watched one fucking round
then i wanted to hop into battle i had to crash my fucking stream
seven times
for different votes
then i was fucking tilted then we went into the mr beast
could have kept a lot more but i was fucking tilted at that point i'm not even joking
uh...
knowing that i have to fix it afterwards and i don't know if it was fixable
because i don't want to like i have to join this year like i told jinxie i'm
joining
uh... and then and then
getting eliminated first
gg
sorry for the chop stream boys and girls it is what it is
uh... we'll get him next time we'll get him next time
I'll plan better next time, I'll plan better next time.
I'll actually play a game of Valor of Stream,
which I really don't wanna do,
just to make sure that it works.
So yeah, boys, I love you guys so much.
Thank you so much for the stream as always.
I hope you all have a wonderful night, evening,
or morning, wherever you are, bro.
And yeah, peace out, peace out, peace out.
Tomorrow we have to cheer for Mother Second,
for Mother Second, for Mother Second schemas.
So does Sapnap stay alive? I can write over to Sapnap, bro. You know what's crazy chat?
I played back in the day with Sapnap
Some CS like he wasn't a CS. Who knows Sapnap from the dream thing, bro
Like he used to be a manhunter in in the dream videos, right? Like dream
You know the face review guy and bro. It was crazy
I've never seen something I had like a hundred views back in the day, right?
Like average bro all the sudden I play a CS game with Sapnap not thinking anything about it
he seemed like a chill guy, we queued the game.
All of a sudden, I get tagged on Twitter
by some like Stan accounts,
sappin' up live on all the Pixel Stream.
All of a sudden, my chat, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Is Sapna playing with you?
Is Sapna playing?
What the fuck is happening, bro?
There you go.
What was that Minecraft era, bro?
Like that shit was crazy.
They were tracking him, bro, like a GPS.
They were tracking him.
That shit was insane, bro.
Like all of a sudden,
all of these Minecraft stats in my chat,
like, you're playing with Sapna, bro?
Yeah, that was great, that was all right.
Ah, boys, leave sacros some love, leave a follow,
he's a great guy.
He's awesome to see us, bro, he's awesome to see us.
And he's probably better than me at CS, much better.
Ah, boys, peace out.
All of you guys, see you all tomorrow.
When is the live stream?
The Mr. Beast one at like 17 o'clock.
So I'll be live at like 16, 17, 16.
Maybe change title from WinUp, you, yo, chill.
Ah, boys, peace out.
Not hard to be better, all right.
Wait, when is the simple playing tomorrow?
Ooh, because I missed the game today.
Zasha.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a GG.
That's a GG.
And then this game is going to be fucking fast
because no BL3 takes three hours,
so it's going to be like 11 or 10.
GG.
Alright guys, I'll see you all tomorrow.
Kussi on the bussy.
Leave some love.
Hit him with the, hit him with the,
hit him with the, with the what raid?
Hit him with the...
I don't know, with the easel red.