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We may share some money though today. We may share some money though"}, {"start": 360.92, "end": 362.76000000000005, "text": " today, I may"}, {"start": 362.76000000000005, "end": 365.76000000000005, "text": " Donate to the chat a little bit. I want to do what Jinxie"}, {"start": 366.48, "end": 368.56, "text": " Was doing recently bro. It looks hella fun"}, {"start": 371.04, "end": 374.12, "text": " Make me love win a hundred bugs"}, {"start": 376.72, "end": 382.68, "text": " You know me bro, you know me usually I dig a lot of stuff, so that's kind of sketchy for me, bro"}, {"start": 382.68, "end": 389.48, "text": " I don't know if we make a cap and one million we have to stop so but yeah, we're doing that"}, {"start": 390.36, "end": 394.34000000000003, "text": " Maybe later today. Why not bro? I already downloaded the game. It's like comedy now, bro"}, {"start": 394.52, "end": 400.36, "text": " Why not so already put a maybe get some stuff ready boys? Maybe get some stuff ready only you look jolly today"}, {"start": 400.52, "end": 404.7, "text": " I'm not jolly today, bro. I fucking let I woke up at two"}, {"start": 405.32, "end": 412.56, "text": " Completely cooked because my sleeping schedule is in the ass is in the ass and then I was doing my morning routine, right?"}, {"start": 412.68, "end": 418.1, "text": " I was preparing for my first coffee of the day. This is my second one first coffee already inside my tummy"}, {"start": 418.1, "end": 423.78000000000003, "text": " I was preparing my coffee. I was getting my water. I was making porridge right champions breakfast"}, {"start": 423.78000000000003, "end": 428.0, "text": " We all know putting the oats in the microwave put the fries in the back. I did that shit, bro"}, {"start": 428.0, "end": 433.9, "text": " I was cutting up my almonds always one handful of almonds every morning and then I open up my fridge"}, {"start": 435.44, "end": 437.44, "text": " Reaching for the beetroot juice"}, {"start": 437.52, "end": 439.84000000000003, "text": " No beetroot juice to be found bro. I"}, {"start": 439.84000000000003, "end": 448.56000000000006, "text": " I walk too little I ask very awesome employee. She was high last week. I was like yo, you got this you got you got"}, {"start": 449.24, "end": 452.84000000000003, "text": " Beetlejuice you have you have who to beat us up. Hey, yeah, you're gonna beat us up"}, {"start": 453.16, "end": 458.8, "text": " I'll still leave and she said yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We have we have I'm super happy bro"}, {"start": 458.8, "end": 462.52000000000004, "text": " It's like three. I'm trying to go live, but I need my beetroot juice before I go live, bro"}, {"start": 462.52000000000004, "end": 467.88000000000005, "text": " And then she goes to the fucking section like here you go here you go and she points at some random smoothie, bro"}, {"start": 467.88, "end": 472.88, "text": " this is not Beetroot Juice bro I'm so sorry that I was like that ain't the one"}, {"start": 472.88, "end": 476.32, "text": " I'll go to jumbo thank you very much and then I went to now I actually went to"}, {"start": 476.32, "end": 480.96, "text": " Albert Hein another supermarket and then they had it but that's why I'm late"}, {"start": 480.96, "end": 484.6, "text": " bro that's why I'm late but I did have my Beetroot Juice bro I bought all the"}, {"start": 484.6, "end": 488.36, "text": " remaining bottles of Beetroot Juice bro I bought four bottles all the ones"}, {"start": 488.36, "end": 494.04, "text": " that were there. I finally a streamer is live. Hi is everyone AFK today."}, {"start": 494.04, "end": 501.32, "text": " Hey, hey time to clock in boys and girls time to clock in on a Sunday working on the weekend like usual"}, {"start": 501.32, "end": 503.32, "text": " Drake and I were locked"}, {"start": 503.40000000000003, "end": 505.40000000000003, "text": " We are locked"}, {"start": 505.44, "end": 508.24, "text": " W Beetroot juice, bro. I need my beetroot juice every morning, bro"}, {"start": 508.64000000000004, "end": 512.6, "text": " Chat start drinking beetroot juice, bro, but check with your doctor if you have heart problems then don't bro"}, {"start": 513.12, "end": 516.32, "text": " But if you're healthy like me if you're healthy like me"}, {"start": 516.8000000000001, "end": 518.8000000000001, "text": " Then beetroot juice. Gee"}, {"start": 519.76, "end": 521.96, "text": " Gee bro, it's like a truck"}, {"start": 521.96, "end": 528.94, "text": " I swear without being reduced. I'm not locked in bro. What is this called the champ sent this guy Kara law"}, {"start": 530.12, "end": 534.22, "text": " Alright chat, do we scam this last giveaway winner and should I give it?"}, {"start": 534.22, "end": 539.36, "text": " So should I re-roll it to one in the chat right now type one if you want a carambat Lore instead of corgi champ"}, {"start": 540.8000000000001, "end": 542.8000000000001, "text": " Corgi jam probably for God, bro"}, {"start": 543.5600000000001, "end": 545.5600000000001, "text": " W30 for keeping track"}, {"start": 545.84, "end": 548.64, "text": " I'd wait oh bang bang"}, {"start": 548.64, "end": 555.3199999999999, "text": " one where was my authenticator though Sally remind me to accept this later okay"}, {"start": 555.3199999999999, "end": 559.4399999999999, "text": " like bang I don't know if you tested a battle scott Sally feel tested a battle"}, {"start": 559.4399999999999, "end": 565.1999999999999, "text": " scott if you say battle scott GG Sally right now you could say feel tested and"}, {"start": 565.1999999999999, "end": 569.52, "text": " he gets you tested bro this is I think feel tested let me check one second"}, {"start": 569.52, "end": 573.68, "text": " yeah chat how are you doing today bro how was your day today again today I"}, {"start": 573.68, "end": 577.16, "text": " have nothing planned bro and sometimes those streams are a complete disaster"}, {"start": 577.16, "end": 581.8, "text": " We've seen it and sometimes sometimes they can turn into a nice little sash"}, {"start": 581.8, "end": 585.9, "text": " You know what I mean? Actually now we do do some shit today today. We're doing the comedy night shit"}, {"start": 585.9, "end": 588.68, "text": " But that's just you guys I just sit here and try not to laugh right?"}, {"start": 588.68, "end": 594.1999999999999, "text": " I don't have to do nothing you have to work on the weekend like usual trying to make me laugh and then"}, {"start": 595.7199999999999, "end": 600.04, "text": " Maybe we're doing something in Geogasa today with zigzag chat. He sent me like a thing"}, {"start": 600.04, "end": 605.4, "text": " I hope he's not trying to hack me. He said like download this and then you can set"}, {"start": 605.4, "end": 608.56, "text": " infinite guesses and Geogasso so I'm trying to be the Geogasso pro with"}, {"start": 608.56, "end": 612.56, "text": " infinite guesses I don't know how that's gonna go on I hope I won't get burned"}, {"start": 612.56, "end": 620.04, "text": " for cheating bro use AI again oh my god that fucking girl bro oh hell no bro"}, {"start": 620.04, "end": 624.56, "text": " check what do we think about the Saikunodrama bro what do we think about"}, {"start": 624.56, "end": 631.84, "text": " the Saikunodrama bro I'm always there when there's drama bro yep yep"}, {"start": 631.84, "end": 637.0400000000001, "text": " This right here bro popcorn laugh. I'm there bro. I'm there. Why don't I see emojis? What?"}, {"start": 638.6, "end": 640.6, "text": " Where's my 7 TV, bro?"}, {"start": 641.24, "end": 644.4, "text": " Guys everybody put a 7 TV emoji right now, bro. I need to see if it works"}, {"start": 646.64, "end": 651.0, "text": " There we go, there we go, there's my popcorn guy w bro. Um"}, {"start": 652.6800000000001, "end": 654.6800000000001, "text": " What do we think?"}, {"start": 655.0, "end": 660.1600000000001, "text": " 40 year old child what me I stand with Saikun or your chill, bro"}, {"start": 660.16, "end": 665.4399999999999, "text": " SNBOX SKINS. I got kicked in my balls by my crush."}, {"start": 665.4399999999999, "end": 668.0, "text": " Oh, I'm sorry for you, bro."}, {"start": 668.0, "end": 671.36, "text": " Time letiable. I don't know what that means."}, {"start": 671.36, "end": 673.56, "text": " New map. Real or not real."}, {"start": 673.56, "end": 676.0799999999999, "text": " What is this? Sources."}, {"start": 676.0799999999999, "end": 679.48, "text": " Karrigan set to join Falcons before Cologne..."}, {"start": 679.48, "end": 683.6, "text": " Is this why they're playing like garbage right now?"}, {"start": 683.6, "end": 688.4, "text": " Chatface didn't even qualify before Cologne Major."}, {"start": 688.4, "end": 695.56, "text": " Is this a joke is this a joke"}, {"start": 698.88, "end": 705.88, "text": " Did bro throw on face on purpose so they have less up opposition on in the major with like him him and his falcons boys"}, {"start": 709.36, "end": 714.36, "text": " Bro said guys trust me bro rush be knowing that they all on be"}, {"start": 714.36, "end": 720.34, "text": " Check HLTV, Seyvallahi bro, is this actually real?"}, {"start": 720.34, "end": 724.42, "text": " Great move, it is Kyle, I don't think this is a troll guy, like he's, I met him, he's"}, {"start": 724.42, "end": 729.3000000000001, "text": " not that type of guy to make a troll tweet about this, right?"}, {"start": 729.3000000000001, "end": 738.46, "text": " Vaz, Karrigan to join Falcons, Karrigan stint with Faze is coming to a close after"}, {"start": 738.46, "end": 741.98, "text": " the team's disastrous I am Cologne qualifying campaign."}, {"start": 741.98, "end": 746.72, "text": " This is real."}, {"start": 746.72, "end": 749.2, "text": " So minus kicks in plus Kerrigan."}, {"start": 749.2, "end": 752.64, "text": " That is a really good exchange now for Falcons."}, {"start": 752.64, "end": 755.04, "text": " Will they have what it takes to win tournaments now?"}, {"start": 755.04, "end": 756.2, "text": " That's the question."}, {"start": 756.2, "end": 760.08, "text": " Oh, I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 760.08, "end": 761.08, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 761.08, "end": 763.6, "text": " Sally remind me about the knife giveaway winner after stream, please."}, {"start": 763.6, "end": 766.08, "text": " What is this, bro?"}, {"start": 766.08, "end": 768.08, "text": " announces draft and plans to go to war"}, {"start": 773.08, "end": 776.1600000000001, "text": " I would not go to war without a good skin, bro"}, {"start": 777.72, "end": 780.44, "text": " It's a mess of I saw this"}, {"start": 783.6, "end": 788.96, "text": " But Chad are we going to war I don't how we're not going to war bro like let's let's let's not do that, bro"}, {"start": 789.12, "end": 796.0, "text": " Why are we not just all like playing games and like just chill bro like why why why why why why do we got to"}, {"start": 796.0, "end": 804.24, "text": " do this bro chillax bro chillax what is this just a church of marica what is this"}, {"start": 804.24, "end": 809.72, "text": " Elnring movie said should they said that would make an Elnring movie no this is"}, {"start": 809.72, "end": 814.06, "text": " the type of movie where you go where I would go to the cinema too bro oh my"}, {"start": 814.06, "end": 817.6, "text": " gosh I played some night rain recently bro let me get an additional flask right"}, {"start": 817.6, "end": 823.72, "text": " now let me get an additional flask right now oh my gosh bro I will jump over and"}, {"start": 823.72, "end": 827.98, "text": " take a selfie I don't care but I wouldn't destroy anything I'm not a"}, {"start": 827.98, "end": 831.6600000000001, "text": " rowdy bro what is this"}, {"start": 837.5400000000001, "end": 842.94, "text": " fucking world cup our song what the fuck is a song"}, {"start": 842.94, "end": 847.9, "text": " is this real coming tomorrow that's the day"}, {"start": 847.9, "end": 859.22, "text": " what country is this this looks fucking sick bro like the type of landscape that"}, {"start": 859.22, "end": 865.02, "text": " makes me want to move there bro and just settle imagine walking your dog here"}, {"start": 865.02, "end": 870.06, "text": " bro imagine walking your dog here bro oh my god you come home you open some"}, {"start": 870.0600000000001, "end": 880.2600000000001, "text": " cases with this view. Oh, it's Canada. No shot. Is this what"}, {"start": 880.2600000000001, "end": 886.82, "text": " Canada looks like? Oh my God. Canada is so sexy, bro. On"}, {"start": 886.82, "end": 889.7, "text": " everything. It's so sexy. Who's from Canada in the chat,"}, {"start": 889.7, "end": 892.74, "text": " bro? No, your anymore clips anymore clips. I'm clicking"}, {"start": 892.74, "end": 896.3000000000001, "text": " anything and everything right now. One G bro. Thank you for"}, {"start": 896.3000000000001, "end": 903.7800000000001, "text": " fucking 53 months 53 months"}, {"start": 903.7800000000001, "end": 910.1400000000001, "text": " full chopped question let me see let me see let me see this is the biggest"}, {"start": 910.1400000000001, "end": 917.9000000000001, "text": " crash I've seen in see no front but who do you know who is this coming through"}, {"start": 917.9000000000001, "end": 922.8800000000001, "text": " in the end not necessarily about calling or anything so is this in my"}, {"start": 922.88, "end": 932.4399999999999, "text": " the counter strike bro is part of team focus yeah I don't think he's focused"}, {"start": 932.4399999999999, "end": 934.96, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 934.96, "end": 941.32, "text": " bro lost his focus bro oh my gosh"}, {"start": 941.32, "end": 947.4, "text": " he's actually going in this how you kill someone by the way I don't ask him"}, {"start": 947.4, "end": 950.32, "text": " I know but this is how you kill someone oh like with the elbow bro look at the"}, {"start": 950.32, "end": 954.48, "text": " Bang! Oh my gosh. So much force. So much force."}, {"start": 954.48, "end": 955.6800000000001, "text": " Holding on to things so..."}, {"start": 955.6800000000001, "end": 957.84, "text": " Oh, that's rough."}, {"start": 957.84, "end": 958.8000000000001, "text": " Holy aggression."}, {"start": 958.8000000000001, "end": 959.5200000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 959.5200000000001, "end": 960.8000000000001, "text": " Coming through in the end."}, {"start": 960.8000000000001, "end": 964.4000000000001, "text": " Jadav, I always wonder if your team owner, bro, you get mad at this?"}, {"start": 965.6, "end": 967.7600000000001, "text": " Like, I think it's a double-edged sword, bro."}, {"start": 967.7600000000001, "end": 969.0400000000001, "text": " I wouldn't be full mad. Why?"}, {"start": 969.6, "end": 972.88, "text": " Because, bro, this guy is doing like this guy is full tilted that he lost, bro."}, {"start": 972.88, "end": 975.12, "text": " Imagine your team doesn't care if they lose, bro."}, {"start": 975.12, "end": 978.1600000000001, "text": " Like, this guy is... This guy needs to win, bro."}, {"start": 978.1600000000001, "end": 979.44, "text": " Give me that guy, bro. I don't know."}, {"start": 979.44, "end": 985.08, "text": " as long as he doesn't do it during the game you know and he doesn't play"}, {"start": 985.08, "end": 992.6400000000001, "text": " worse because of it what is this oh man chat I don't want it now it's gonna be"}, {"start": 992.6400000000001, "end": 997.1600000000001, "text": " post like oh my god he just like because it's again like this game just"}, {"start": 997.1600000000001, "end": 1000.8800000000001, "text": " crypto people invested no by the way my YouTube people actually invested into"}, {"start": 1000.8800000000001, "end": 1004.24, "text": " this my YouTube guys shut they told me about this game like half a year ago and"}, {"start": 1004.24, "end": 1008.5200000000001, "text": " we're like Joe did you know that that the guys from Gary Smott are making a"}, {"start": 1008.52, "end": 1012.3199999999999, "text": " game and you can buy skins there and they're spending the whole paychecks that"}, {"start": 1012.3199999999999, "end": 1016.1999999999999, "text": " I'm giving them from YouTube they spend it on this game bro I hope they don't"}, {"start": 1016.1999999999999, "end": 1019.84, "text": " leave me now bro because look at the item prices bro look at the item prices"}, {"start": 1019.84, "end": 1023.24, "text": " chat from the creators of Gary's mod they created a new game it's not released"}, {"start": 1023.24, "end": 1029.6, "text": " yet I think cardboard king price $400 and I think you bought these in game"}, {"start": 1029.6, "end": 1035.44, "text": " for how much for like two or like five something like that I don't know"}, {"start": 1035.44, "end": 1042.88, "text": " school helmet to 250 yikes we said we sold early don't worry are you stupid"}, {"start": 1042.88, "end": 1048.3200000000002, "text": " iPad this one talking about said iPad one of my YouTube editors did you actually"}, {"start": 1048.3200000000002, "end": 1057.8400000000001, "text": " sell or not be honest bro the IRS is not watching say what I he sold early"}, {"start": 1057.8400000000001, "end": 1062.04, "text": " don't tell me you fucking sold early bro they'll be stupid as hell I told you to"}, {"start": 1062.04, "end": 1064.72, "text": " Keep it bro. I told you this is the best like this is a great call"}, {"start": 1067.0, "end": 1072.84, "text": " Say what are you so early cheeky 4x? Oh you're actually so early oh"}, {"start": 1074.72, "end": 1079.04, "text": " My god, you're so stupid. Sorry. Sorry. You're a man to fire you but like because of this"}, {"start": 1079.04, "end": 1082.72, "text": " I'm not joking bro. I don't want to have a guy work on my youtube videos was stupid. Oh"}, {"start": 1083.8799999999999, "end": 1090.8, "text": " My gosh, why would you sell are you stupid? Are you actually dumb before any streamer reacted to this market and stuff?"}, {"start": 1092.04, "end": 1094.04, "text": " Of course it's going to go higher than 4x"}, {"start": 1094.04, "end": 1096.24, "text": " Bro, nobody knew about this game"}, {"start": 1096.24, "end": 1099.2, "text": " Chet they pitched me this idea like yo bro, by the way, did you know about this?"}, {"start": 1099.2, "end": 1100.72, "text": " And I was like no I don't"}, {"start": 1100.72, "end": 1102.28, "text": " What the why would you sell?"}, {"start": 1102.28, "end": 1103.44, "text": " I will be strolling did"}, {"start": 1103.44, "end": 1105.44, "text": " Did Denny sell as well? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay"}, {"start": 1105.44, "end": 1107.2, "text": " I'll pay"}, {"start": 1107.2, "end": 1109.96, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 1109.96, "end": 1114.24, "text": " That is actually dumb as hell bro"}, {"start": 1114.24, "end": 1116.6, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 1116.6, "end": 1118.76, "text": " I'll do another hook up one"}, {"start": 1118.76, "end": 1120.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1120.2, "end": 1122.2, "text": " Are those his cases or is he cocking chat?"}, {"start": 1122.2, "end": 1124.2, "text": " When I watch arrow clips, I never know, bro."}, {"start": 1124.2, "end": 1125.2, "text": " I never know."}, {"start": 1125.2, "end": 1126.2, "text": " Is this real?"}, {"start": 1128.2, "end": 1129.2, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 1130.2, "end": 1132.2, "text": " Maybe I shouldn't have quick-opened that one."}, {"start": 1132.2, "end": 1133.2, "text": " I think it is."}, {"start": 1134.2, "end": 1136.2, "text": " Okay, another Damascus steal."}, {"start": 1140.2, "end": 1142.2, "text": " We're on the Damascus time zone. I see. I get it."}, {"start": 1142.2, "end": 1143.2, "text": " Maybe one more?"}, {"start": 1143.2, "end": 1144.2, "text": " Another quick-open?"}, {"start": 1145.2, "end": 1146.2, "text": " Back to back."}, {"start": 1146.2, "end": 1148.2, "text": " That could have been crazy."}, {"start": 1148.2, "end": 1149.3, "text": " Is there another one in this?"}, {"start": 1149.3, "end": 1149.8, "text": " No way, no."}, {"start": 1149.8, "end": 1150.8, "text": " The mask is dead."}, {"start": 1150.8, "end": 1151.3, "text": " Back to nothing."}, {"start": 1151.3, "end": 1152.3, "text": " Now we need one more."}, {"start": 1153.6000000000001, "end": 1155.8, "text": " If so, I'm gonna fucking drink this coffee."}, {"start": 1155.8, "end": 1156.8, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1156.8, "end": 1157.3, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1157.3, "end": 1157.8, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 1157.8, "end": 1158.3, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 1158.3, "end": 1158.8, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 1158.8, "end": 1159.3, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 1159.3, "end": 1159.8, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 1159.8, "end": 1160.3, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 1160.3, "end": 1160.8, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 1160.8, "end": 1161.3, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 1161.3, "end": 1161.8, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 1161.8, "end": 1162.8, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 1163.8, "end": 1165.3, "text": " Brother, what?!"}, {"start": 1167.0, "end": 1168.8, "text": " Drinking coffee at 6pm is Diaboliker."}, {"start": 1168.8, "end": 1169.6000000000001, "text": " Well, I guess what, bro?"}, {"start": 1169.6000000000001, "end": 1170.4, "text": " I'm Diaboliker."}, {"start": 1170.4, "end": 1171.6000000000001, "text": " What are you gonna do about it, bro?"}, {"start": 1171.6000000000001, "end": 1172.8, "text": " What are you gonna do about it, huh?"}, {"start": 1172.8, "end": 1173.8, "text": " What are you gonna do about it?"}, {"start": 1173.8, "end": 1175.2, "text": " Are you gonna stop me from drinking my coffee?"}, {"start": 1175.2, "end": 1175.8, "text": " You can't!"}, {"start": 1175.8, "end": 1181.36, "text": " Oh, you want me to stop drinking my coffee, but you can't ah? Oh am I punchable right now?"}, {"start": 1181.36, "end": 1186.3999999999999, "text": " Oh take my coffee away then you can't do nothing bro. You can't do nothing"}, {"start": 1186.56, "end": 1190.3999999999999, "text": " All right, what else but quick little fucking time and I'll see how it goes good good good good"}, {"start": 1192.28, "end": 1194.28, "text": " Good gold gold"}, {"start": 1195.28, "end": 1199.76, "text": " Slider them baby slided it I'm nine nine nine nine nine"}, {"start": 1199.76, "end": 1203.2, "text": " Chet, do we play some Maloran today?"}, {"start": 1203.2, "end": 1205.36, "text": " Ooh, go live on YouTube?"}, {"start": 1205.36, "end": 1207.0, "text": " Oh, I forgot."}, {"start": 1207.0, "end": 1209.0, "text": " Thank you, Papi."}, {"start": 1209.0, "end": 1210.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1210.0, "end": 1211.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1211.0, "end": 1212.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1212.0, "end": 1213.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1213.0, "end": 1214.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1214.0, "end": 1215.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1215.0, "end": 1216.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1216.0, "end": 1217.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1217.0, "end": 1218.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1218.0, "end": 1219.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1219.0, "end": 1220.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1220.0, "end": 1221.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1221.0, "end": 1222.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1222.0, "end": 1223.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1223.0, "end": 1224.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1224.0, "end": 1225.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1225.0, "end": 1226.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1226.0, "end": 1227.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1227.0, "end": 1228.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1228.0, "end": 1229.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1229.0, "end": 1237.66, "text": " deny suck boom chat what day is today I actually don't know is it Sunday already"}, {"start": 1237.66, "end": 1252.52, "text": " um boom boom boom it's Sunday vast okay is that good or bad chat I'm live"}, {"start": 1252.52, "end": 1256.08, "text": " tomorrow I think I'm live tomorrow bro I'm we're going Batman on Tuesday bro"}, {"start": 1256.08, "end": 1260.96, "text": " So, tomorrow I'm live."}, {"start": 1260.96, "end": 1263.74, "text": " Live and A live."}, {"start": 1263.74, "end": 1264.74, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 1264.74, "end": 1268.74, "text": " Alright, I'm going to be live on the YouTube chat."}, {"start": 1268.74, "end": 1269.8, "text": " Bang!"}, {"start": 1269.8, "end": 1273.5, "text": " Why is it not working bro?"}, {"start": 1273.5, "end": 1275.08, "text": " Am I stupid?"}, {"start": 1275.08, "end": 1280.52, "text": " Yo, YouTube puppy, please bro."}, {"start": 1280.52, "end": 1282.12, "text": " You stream 1-2 times a week."}, {"start": 1282.12, "end": 1283.34, "text": " That's not true bro."}, {"start": 1283.34, "end": 1284.34, "text": " Yo bro."}, {"start": 1284.34, "end": 1286.74, "text": " Was it disgusting that I wasn't live yesterday chat?"}, {"start": 1286.74, "end": 1288.82, "text": " I was actually cooked though bro."}, {"start": 1288.82, "end": 1291.4599999999998, "text": " I was awake until 5 because of the chest turning bro."}, {"start": 1292.1799999999998, "end": 1293.62, "text": " How long did I stream that day?"}, {"start": 1293.62, "end": 1294.82, "text": " It must have been long bro."}, {"start": 1294.82, "end": 1296.82, "text": " I was fried like I was GG the next day."}, {"start": 1296.82, "end": 1297.9399999999998, "text": " I was GG."}, {"start": 1297.9399999999998, "end": 1300.1799999999998, "text": " Like my voice, I woke up like with no voice."}, {"start": 1300.1799999999998, "end": 1300.8999999999999, "text": " I'm not joking bro."}, {"start": 1302.34, "end": 1304.1, "text": " You inspired me to go to the gym today."}, {"start": 1304.98, "end": 1306.58, "text": " Oh, not to go to the- oh."}, {"start": 1307.6999999999998, "end": 1308.02, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 1309.4599999999998, "end": 1310.58, "text": " So you wanted to go?"}, {"start": 1311.1399999999999, "end": 1312.8999999999999, "text": " Then you thought about me and you didn't go?"}, {"start": 1312.9, "end": 1316.5800000000002, "text": " Yo, are you being dead ass right now?"}, {"start": 1316.5800000000002, "end": 1317.98, "text": " I hope this is not real."}, {"start": 1317.98, "end": 1319.5400000000002, "text": " Why is Ang drinking chocolate milk?"}, {"start": 1319.5400000000002, "end": 1322.42, "text": " Chad, do I ban these people, bro?"}, {"start": 1322.42, "end": 1324.0600000000002, "text": " Like it's all negative messages."}, {"start": 1324.0600000000002, "end": 1327.38, "text": " Al, Vape, how was the over a thousand illo?"}, {"start": 1327.38, "end": 1328.8200000000002, "text": " Why would you walk the king?"}, {"start": 1328.8200000000002, "end": 1330.9, "text": " Ang made it himself, professional."}, {"start": 1330.9, "end": 1338.18, "text": " Not one message is positive."}, {"start": 1338.18, "end": 1340.8200000000002, "text": " Is this actually a girl arranging me?"}, {"start": 1340.82, "end": 1348.54, "text": " or is it like his crush bro chill bro chill like chill with the messages I'm"}, {"start": 1348.54, "end": 1353.62, "text": " not joking what no hell no hell no I don't want like what where the positives"}, {"start": 1353.62, "end": 1358.06, "text": " where the positive messages deny into a code check this out this is what I'm"}, {"start": 1358.06, "end": 1360.06, "text": " and then I get"}, {"start": 1360.06, "end": 1362.06, "text": " I got you"}, {"start": 1362.06, "end": 1364.06, "text": " let me buy a red flag"}, {"start": 1364.06, "end": 1366.06, "text": " one fend truth"}, {"start": 1366.06, "end": 1368.06, "text": " what fend have you sold"}, {"start": 1368.06, "end": 1370.06, "text": " guys I don't sell fend"}, {"start": 1370.06, "end": 1372.06, "text": " okay that's only pixel"}, {"start": 1372.06, "end": 1374.06, "text": " only sells fend"}, {"start": 1374.06, "end": 1376.06, "text": " and I clean his cryptocurrency money"}, {"start": 1376.06, "end": 1378.06, "text": " whoa whoa"}, {"start": 1378.06, "end": 1380.06, "text": " what the fuck is this clip"}, {"start": 1380.06, "end": 1382.06, "text": " you know"}, {"start": 1382.06, "end": 1384.06, "text": " they've clearly come back and reset"}, {"start": 1384.06, "end": 1386.06, "text": " that's the truth"}, {"start": 1386.06, "end": 1388.06, "text": " I don't even have a crook"}, {"start": 1389.06, "end": 1390.06, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 1390.06, "end": 1392.06, "text": " Ah, Chad, what else?"}, {"start": 1392.06, "end": 1394.06, "text": " Are there any more clips, bro?"}, {"start": 1394.06, "end": 1396.06, "text": " Fused Batman?"}, {"start": 1396.06, "end": 1398.06, "text": " No, no, no, no! No more of this VR shit, bro!"}, {"start": 1398.06, "end": 1400.06, "text": " No more of this VR shit, bro!"}, {"start": 1400.06, "end": 1402.06, "text": " Also, YouTube, YouTube, how are we doing?"}, {"start": 1404.06, "end": 1406.06, "text": " Oh, I'm in life. Wait, I have to go."}, {"start": 1406.06, "end": 1408.06, "text": " I have to press the go live button."}, {"start": 1408.06, "end": 1410.06, "text": " Ah, YouTube, YouTube, how are we doing?"}, {"start": 1410.06, "end": 1413.06, "text": " One in the chat if you had a beautiful Saturday,"}, {"start": 1413.06, "end": 1415.06, "text": " and now it's Sunday and you're sad."}, {"start": 1415.06, "end": 1421.46, "text": " Two in the chat if you don't care for Sunday three in the day of your walking on the weekend like usual for in the chat"}, {"start": 1421.8999999999999, "end": 1427.86, "text": " If you're happy right now five in the chat if you just ate something nice and your tummy is full"}, {"start": 1428.54, "end": 1432.6399999999999, "text": " Six in the chat if you like six seven seven in the chat"}, {"start": 1433.78, "end": 1435.78, "text": " eight in the chat"}, {"start": 1437.1399999999999, "end": 1442.62, "text": " Your fat go play VR chat. Oh my gosh"}, {"start": 1442.6200000000001, "end": 1449.8400000000001, "text": " You stream once a week all right. I'm done with the YouTube chat that will your YouTube chat"}, {"start": 1451.7600000000002, "end": 1453.7600000000002, "text": " Hell no, what is this?"}, {"start": 1472.6200000000001, "end": 1475.66, "text": " Lol, where is that allowed?"}, {"start": 1475.66, "end": 1477.66, "text": " This is the new cash guy, so what?"}, {"start": 1477.66, "end": 1479.66, "text": " What is the team by Jaffa?"}, {"start": 1479.66, "end": 1481.66, "text": " Is this allowed?"}, {"start": 1481.66, "end": 1483.66, "text": " How long are ten minutes?"}, {"start": 1483.66, "end": 1485.66, "text": " What are you talking about, bro?"}, {"start": 1485.66, "end": 1487.66, "text": " Is this allowed?"}, {"start": 1487.66, "end": 1489.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1489.66, "end": 1491.66, "text": " Where is that allowed?"}, {"start": 1491.66, "end": 1493.66, "text": " Where is that allowed?"}, {"start": 1493.66, "end": 1495.66, "text": " What do you mean is that allowed, bro?"}, {"start": 1495.66, "end": 1497.66, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 1497.66, "end": 1499.66, "text": " That looks cool, though."}, {"start": 1499.66, "end": 1501.66, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 1501.66, "end": 1508.9, "text": " I'm a doodle what up doodle ha ha your name doodle if you say doodle in German"}, {"start": 1508.9, "end": 1513.6200000000001, "text": " Dirtle instead of doodle with two dots above the o it's literally like a"}, {"start": 1513.6200000000001, "end": 1519.26, "text": " nickname for for wiener why would you want to say slur or the same you know"}, {"start": 1519.26, "end": 1527.74, "text": " chat how is tuna always so jolly like what the fuck is doing about how she"}, {"start": 1527.74, "end": 1532.66, "text": " always in the good mood what the fuck like that's that's kind of got it what"}, {"start": 1532.66, "end": 1535.06, "text": " else"}, {"start": 1565.06, "end": 1568.12, "text": " Oh, yo, this Loki brings me back."}, {"start": 1568.12, "end": 1571.62, "text": " Like, it's weird that I'm getting nostalgic."}, {"start": 1571.62, "end": 1573.52, "text": " Look at this logo."}, {"start": 1573.52, "end": 1576.24, "text": " This logo just puts a smile on my face."}, {"start": 1576.24, "end": 1578.32, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 1578.32, "end": 1581.2, "text": " I never really inspected it, Chad."}, {"start": 1581.2, "end": 1583.8, "text": " It looks fake when you keep looking at it."}, {"start": 1583.8, "end": 1585.36, "text": " Look at this shit."}, {"start": 1585.36, "end": 1586.96, "text": " They didn't change it in years,"}, {"start": 1586.96, "end": 1588.36, "text": " and now they change it for the new case,"}, {"start": 1588.36, "end": 1589.96, "text": " and it looks awful, bro."}, {"start": 1589.96, "end": 1591.6399999999999, "text": " Look at the fucking, what do you even call this?"}, {"start": 1591.6399999999999, "end": 1592.72, "text": " Like, the fan?"}, {"start": 1592.72, "end": 1594.12, "text": " The fan?"}, {"start": 1594.1200000000001, "end": 1597.1200000000001, "text": " It's so clean. It's low rest compared to the rest as well."}, {"start": 1598.1200000000001, "end": 1600.1200000000001, "text": " And then the knife loads in, bro."}, {"start": 1600.1200000000001, "end": 1602.1200000000001, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 1602.1200000000001, "end": 1604.1200000000001, "text": " I can't do that anymore."}, {"start": 1604.1200000000001, "end": 1606.1200000000001, "text": " I can't do that anymore, Chad."}, {"start": 1606.1200000000001, "end": 1608.1200000000001, "text": " What else? Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 1611.1200000000001, "end": 1613.1200000000001, "text": " Any more clips? Yeah, you're nail gay."}, {"start": 1613.1200000000001, "end": 1615.1200000000001, "text": " Any more clips? What is this?"}, {"start": 1617.1200000000001, "end": 1619.1200000000001, "text": " I have to play here now."}, {"start": 1619.1200000000001, "end": 1620.1200000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1620.1200000000001, "end": 1622.1200000000001, "text": " XQC outside?"}, {"start": 1622.1200000000001, "end": 1624.7600000000002, "text": " As you start passing the rocks, it's in play."}, {"start": 1624.7600000000002, "end": 1625.7600000000002, "text": " This is real."}, {"start": 1625.7600000000002, "end": 1627.7600000000002, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 1627.7600000000002, "end": 1629.48, "text": " Freakin' saying."}, {"start": 1629.48, "end": 1630.48, "text": " Just put it back."}, {"start": 1630.48, "end": 1631.48, "text": " We won the VOD."}, {"start": 1631.48, "end": 1632.48, "text": " Put this camera."}, {"start": 1632.48, "end": 1633.48, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1633.48, "end": 1634.48, "text": " Just as you can't..."}, {"start": 1634.48, "end": 1635.48, "text": " Shut."}, {"start": 1635.48, "end": 1636.98, "text": " Jesse may be the GOAT, no?"}, {"start": 1636.98, "end": 1641.2800000000002, "text": " Bro, call me nuts, but those streams look fuckin' boss, bro."}, {"start": 1641.2800000000002, "end": 1644.92, "text": " Like no shot X would go golfing if he didn't have this guy right here, bro."}, {"start": 1644.92, "end": 1645.92, "text": " W fuckin' Jesse, no?"}, {"start": 1645.92, "end": 1646.92, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 1646.92, "end": 1647.92, "text": " Freakin' saying."}, {"start": 1647.92, "end": 1648.92, "text": " I can not say."}, {"start": 1648.92, "end": 1650.92, "text": " There's no shot he would go golfing like this."}, {"start": 1650.92, "end": 1655.92, "text": " Oh my god, I didn't mind you losing or oh my god"}, {"start": 1656.92, "end": 1659.1200000000001, "text": " Can I put it back on the teeth? Tell me yes or no quick?"}, {"start": 1665.68, "end": 1669.2, "text": " Anyway, yeah freaking shit this thing far"}, {"start": 1669.68, "end": 1673.52, "text": " Well, last thing that was a birdie right do it. Should we do some more IRL shit too, bro?"}, {"start": 1674.04, "end": 1677.88, "text": " Mmm, I don't know how I feel about our bro. I don't know how I feel about our"}, {"start": 1680.92, "end": 1683.1200000000001, "text": " Jesse goes fishing, Zibao."}, {"start": 1683.1200000000001, "end": 1684.6200000000001, "text": " Okay, are we getting really hard?"}, {"start": 1684.6200000000001, "end": 1685.6200000000001, "text": " This looks fun."}, {"start": 1690.1200000000001, "end": 1691.1200000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1691.1200000000001, "end": 1692.1200000000001, "text": " Are we getting really hard?"}, {"start": 1696.6200000000001, "end": 1698.6200000000001, "text": " I don't know how he went all in, bro."}, {"start": 1698.6200000000001, "end": 1699.6200000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 1701.1200000000001, "end": 1702.1200000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 1703.1200000000001, "end": 1704.1200000000001, "text": " Where did it go?"}, {"start": 1706.1200000000001, "end": 1707.1200000000001, "text": " Life replay!"}, {"start": 1707.6200000000001, "end": 1709.6200000000001, "text": " It's not a bad struggle."}, {"start": 1709.6200000000001, "end": 1711.6200000000001, "text": " Watch out for this time!"}, {"start": 1713.3000000000002, "end": 1714.3000000000002, "text": " Jesus!"}, {"start": 1714.94, "end": 1716.94, "text": " He said I didn't count, I'm dropping!"}, {"start": 1716.94, "end": 1718.14, "text": " Drop it! Drop it!"}, {"start": 1718.14, "end": 1719.64, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 1719.64, "end": 1721.14, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 1721.14, "end": 1723.64, "text": " Bro, golfing looks fun though, bro!"}, {"start": 1723.64, "end": 1726.44, "text": " Chad is golfing a goaded sport, bro?"}, {"start": 1726.44, "end": 1727.14, "text": " Wait, wait, wait!"}, {"start": 1727.14, "end": 1731.98, "text": " Most hype golf moment ever!"}, {"start": 1731.98, "end": 1734.8200000000002, "text": " What is the moment that makes you want to watch this tournament?"}, {"start": 1734.8200000000002, "end": 1737.18, "text": " Oh, sorry, that makes you want to watch golf."}, {"start": 1737.18, "end": 1739.3200000000002, "text": " Show me the moment, bro!"}, {"start": 1739.32, "end": 1741.32, "text": " Will I get banned if I watch this? No, right?"}, {"start": 1742.6, "end": 1743.96, "text": " Let me see this shit real quick."}, {"start": 1744.3999999999999, "end": 1746.0, "text": " I've never really watched Golf Pro."}, {"start": 1746.6, "end": 1747.8799999999999, "text": " Is this what's his name?"}, {"start": 1748.4399999999998, "end": 1749.32, "text": " Tiger Woods?"}, {"start": 1752.72, "end": 1753.22, "text": " Banned."}, {"start": 1753.48, "end": 1755.48, "text": " How the hell did that happen eventually?"}, {"start": 1756.36, "end": 1758.36, "text": " After I've terribly shot the first one,"}, {"start": 1758.6, "end": 1760.6, "text": " the second one was sitting perfect."}, {"start": 1760.6, "end": 1763.3999999999999, "text": " It was sitting up, down grain."}, {"start": 1763.76, "end": 1767.24, "text": " It was a shot that I knew I could spin it or it would stop."}, {"start": 1767.24, "end": 1771.24, "text": " so I could be very aggressive on the shot to put the spin on it."}, {"start": 1771.24, "end": 1773.24, "text": " The only problem was..."}, {"start": 1773.24, "end": 1775.24, "text": " You can spin it!"}, {"start": 1775.24, "end": 1777.24, "text": " Left, left, and down the slope."}, {"start": 1777.24, "end": 1780.24, "text": " All I wanted to do was have the ball just triple down there."}, {"start": 1780.24, "end": 1781.24, "text": " Suck!"}, {"start": 1781.24, "end": 1783.24, "text": " No shot, no shot!"}, {"start": 1788.24, "end": 1791.24, "text": " Okay, listen, listen. That was a good shot."}, {"start": 1791.24, "end": 1793.24, "text": " But that music..."}, {"start": 1793.24, "end": 1798.2, "text": " Like the hype of the music versus what what just happened. I don't know. I don't know"}, {"start": 1798.2, "end": 1802.36, "text": " I feel like when I look like I had a football highlight. It's it's it's kind of more even, you know"}, {"start": 1815.76, "end": 1819.32, "text": " Like this song it's like I don't know like if this makes the song makes anything high, right?"}, {"start": 1819.32, "end": 1823.3999999999999, "text": " You can show me and make a highlight of me doing the laundry brown with a chapel to put our all right now"}, {"start": 1823.9199999999998, "end": 1825.9199999999998, "text": " like the show was good, but"}, {"start": 1826.0, "end": 1828.2, "text": " Yeah, like let's see this"}, {"start": 1829.4399999999998, "end": 1833.1599999999999, "text": " They've got to be some highlights where like Tiger Woods"}, {"start": 1834.1599999999999, "end": 1838.76, "text": " Swings and then the fucking ball high in the air guess what?"}, {"start": 1841.96, "end": 1847.1599999999999, "text": " American Eagle picks it up thinks it's like some food or something thinks it's the thing puts it into"}, {"start": 1847.16, "end": 1853.64, "text": " to it's fucking home where it's breeding the the kids right we're trying to like give them food"}, {"start": 1853.64, "end": 1857.48, "text": " right and it's like whoa whoa wait what the the chickens they don't want the ball they don't want"}, {"start": 1857.48, "end": 1863.8000000000002, "text": " the ball then the ball rolls out of the nest inside of the whole hole in one there's gotta be"}, {"start": 1863.8000000000002, "end": 1869.64, "text": " some shit like that no no way it's just basic shots that this is easy"}, {"start": 1877.16, "end": 1880.16, "text": " joke guys when i want to shit talk golf"}, {"start": 1880.16, "end": 1884.16, "text": " but call me nuts call me nuts"}, {"start": 1884.16, "end": 1887.16, "text": " well but like this this doesn't make me want to like"}, {"start": 1887.16, "end": 1890.16, "text": " just leave my house right now and go play golf this makes me like"}, {"start": 1890.16, "end": 1894.16, "text": " it looks like it looks chill when i want to chill with my boys"}, {"start": 1894.16, "end": 1896.16, "text": " but it doesn't get me going you know what i mean"}, {"start": 1896.16, "end": 1898.16, "text": " table tennis bro you see crazy fucking bum"}, {"start": 1898.16, "end": 1902.16, "text": " all across the fucking arena the ball they have to defend it bro"}, {"start": 1902.16, "end": 1904.16, "text": " the guy is fake spinning it the guy is trying to evaluate"}, {"start": 1904.16, "end": 1906.16, "text": " whoa whoa whoa how do i have to hit it"}, {"start": 1906.16, "end": 1911.5800000000002, "text": " Batman bang bang smashing to smash into fucking jumping defense he's throwing the"}, {"start": 1911.5800000000002, "end": 1916.5400000000002, "text": " bat it hits the shuttlecock goes straight above the net suck lost the point"}, {"start": 1916.5400000000002, "end": 1921.7, "text": " you know what I mean this this is just am I hating on golf right now I'm sorry"}, {"start": 1921.7, "end": 1924.8200000000002, "text": " bro this is this the best they got"}, {"start": 1924.8200000000002, "end": 1928.5, "text": " No front! Maybe once I get older bro!"}, {"start": 1928.5, "end": 1930.0, "text": " Wait it all day long!"}, {"start": 1930.0, "end": 1931.0, "text": " This looks cool!"}, {"start": 1931.0, "end": 1934.42, "text": " But call me nuts Chad I feel like there's two types of uns oh my god I"}, {"start": 1934.42, "end": 1937.66, "text": " I just figured it out, I just figured it out."}, {"start": 1937.66, "end": 1941.2, "text": " Chat, when you're Ankh, you're either part,"}, {"start": 1942.42, "end": 1944.66, "text": " you're either the type of guy that goes for a beer"}, {"start": 1944.66, "end": 1949.66, "text": " with the boys, you're open-minded, you watch darts."}, {"start": 1951.5800000000002, "end": 1953.42, "text": " When you're open-minded, you go for a beer,"}, {"start": 1953.42, "end": 1955.3000000000002, "text": " you crack jokes, even when you're 50,"}, {"start": 1955.3000000000002, "end": 1957.42, "text": " you still got some high school friends,"}, {"start": 1957.42, "end": 1960.5800000000002, "text": " versus you're 50, you're suited up,"}, {"start": 1960.5800000000002, "end": 1963.9, "text": " you work at Microsoft, working on the weekend"}, {"start": 1963.9, "end": 1968.7800000000002, "text": " usual tomorrow Monday we go for golf with the wife suck call me absolutely"}, {"start": 1968.7800000000002, "end": 1973.94, "text": " nuts bro caught is is it like that maybe I'm reading too much into this bro but"}, {"start": 1973.94, "end": 1977.7, "text": " to me that's like you're uncle you watch starts your uncle you watch golf"}, {"start": 1977.7, "end": 1989.1000000000001, "text": " you pick a side these are the complete opposites are they not like look at"}, {"start": 1989.1000000000001, "end": 1992.6200000000001, "text": " these guys bro polo shirts look at the crap where everybody polo shorts but"}, {"start": 1992.6200000000001, "end": 1994.6200000000001, "text": " fucking polo cap"}, {"start": 1994.6200000000001, "end": 1997.6200000000001, "text": " at darts bro, people are sipping beers, they're naked, it's the breasts out"}, {"start": 1997.6200000000001, "end": 2000.6200000000001, "text": " bada bing bada bang, feels like my yorka, what the hell is going on"}, {"start": 2001.6200000000001, "end": 2003.6200000000001, "text": " guys walking out to a bulletproof"}, {"start": 2003.6200000000001, "end": 2005.6200000000001, "text": " call me nuts"}, {"start": 2005.6200000000001, "end": 2007.6200000000001, "text": " i'm off the darts that guy"}, {"start": 2010.6200000000001, "end": 2012.6200000000001, "text": " i don't fuck with golf bro, i'm sorry bro"}, {"start": 2012.6200000000001, "end": 2014.6200000000001, "text": " sorry, no disrespect to all the golfers in the chat"}, {"start": 2014.6200000000001, "end": 2018.6200000000001, "text": " right now if you're watching bro, if you're a professional golfer bro, i'm sorry bro"}, {"start": 2018.6200000000001, "end": 2020.6200000000001, "text": " this is, this is"}, {"start": 2020.6200000000001, "end": 2025.98, "text": " Like just look at this comparison shot if you don't know because right now you may not know what I'm talking about"}, {"start": 2026.3000000000002, "end": 2028.5000000000002, "text": " Look at this shit, bro fucking"}, {"start": 2029.1000000000001, "end": 2030.2600000000002, "text": " dirt"}, {"start": 2030.2600000000002, "end": 2032.6200000000001, "text": " most insane show me the one with the"}, {"start": 2033.5400000000002, "end": 2035.5400000000002, "text": " This one"}, {"start": 2038.42, "end": 2040.42, "text": " This was live"}, {"start": 2040.5400000000002, "end": 2045.3400000000001, "text": " Imagine you're in this fucking arena with your boys, bro or your wife feels something bro. Look at this, bro"}, {"start": 2045.3400000000001, "end": 2050.54, "text": " the breaker throw in this set if he wants to level up the world championship five"}, {"start": 2050.62, "end": 2052.62, "text": " Michael back down"}, {"start": 2057.62, "end": 2059.62, "text": " Look how fast past of this"}, {"start": 2065.62, "end": 2068.62, "text": " We got science in this bro"}, {"start": 2068.62, "end": 2071.62, "text": " Like it's fucking phage versus navi and cs bro"}, {"start": 2071.62, "end": 2073.62, "text": " Look at these guys bro"}, {"start": 2073.62, "end": 2075.62, "text": " I'm about to see a sign owner sold me a friend bro"}, {"start": 2075.62, "end": 2077.62, "text": " These guys are unlocked"}, {"start": 2077.62, "end": 2079.62, "text": " These guys are unlocked bro"}, {"start": 2079.62, "end": 2083.42, "text": " I'm gonna be in the crowd with my boys watching darts, bro"}, {"start": 2086.18, "end": 2091.38, "text": " Maybe even not when I'm 50 I want to go right now. I want to go right now. I'm 27. Holy fuck, bro"}, {"start": 2095.58, "end": 2097.58, "text": " 80"}, {"start": 2109.62, "end": 2116.62, "text": " Wow the world champion final, Michael van Goen."}, {"start": 2116.62, "end": 2125.62, "text": " And the world final, just Mrs. Double 12, over to you Michael Schmetzer."}, {"start": 2125.62, "end": 2128.62, "text": " One man misses, that's the other man gets."}, {"start": 2128.62, "end": 2130.62, "text": " No scoring either."}, {"start": 2130.62, "end": 2133.62, "text": " Come on Spongebob!"}, {"start": 2133.62, "end": 2135.62, "text": " Yes, Double 12!"}, {"start": 2135.62, "end": 2141.62, "text": " That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life!"}, {"start": 2141.62, "end": 2145.62, "text": " I can't fucking, I can't fucking talk in a boat!"}, {"start": 2145.62, "end": 2149.62, "text": " And so rightfully, I'm a rainbow!"}, {"start": 2149.62, "end": 2153.62, "text": " I'm a rainbow! I'm a rainbow!"}, {"start": 2153.62, "end": 2155.62, "text": " Bro, I have goosebumps!"}, {"start": 2155.62, "end": 2156.62, "text": " I have goosebumps!"}, {"start": 2156.62, "end": 2157.62, "text": " I have goosebumps!"}, {"start": 2157.62, "end": 2158.62, "text": " I have goosebumps!"}, {"start": 2158.62, "end": 2163.62, "text": " But that is simply the best thing I've done!"}, {"start": 2163.62, "end": 2165.62, "text": " I'm not crazy"}, {"start": 2166.02, "end": 2170.3399999999997, "text": " Team go for team dots bro. Are you team team go for team dots when you have your 50s?"}, {"start": 2170.3399999999997, "end": 2172.3399999999997, "text": " Maybe we have some 50 years in the chat maybe higher"}, {"start": 2173.02, "end": 2178.3399999999997, "text": " What would you play bro because I feel like it like it's it's death. It's two different unsports and you also have tennis right?"}, {"start": 2178.3399999999997, "end": 2184.3399999999997, "text": " I feel like tennis maybe in the middle tennis maybe in the middle, but way more on the golf side. That's holy shit"}, {"start": 2184.3399999999997, "end": 2186.3399999999997, "text": " These guys man that is boss"}, {"start": 2187.2999999999997, "end": 2192.42, "text": " Bowling yo, send me some highlights. What is this? What is this? What is this like bro?"}, {"start": 2193.62, "end": 2195.62, "text": " That's time, damn it!"}, {"start": 2195.62, "end": 2198.62, "text": " Look at this, this is like MMA for honest, bro."}, {"start": 2198.62, "end": 2199.62, "text": " Steven!"}, {"start": 2199.62, "end": 2201.62, "text": " Watch out!"}, {"start": 2201.62, "end": 2204.62, "text": " Like, corner, like, Regga was walking off, bro."}, {"start": 2204.62, "end": 2207.62, "text": " Like, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 2207.62, "end": 2209.62, "text": " Like..."}, {"start": 2215.62, "end": 2218.62, "text": " Look at this guy, bro."}, {"start": 2218.62, "end": 2219.62, "text": " That's a sign."}, {"start": 2219.62, "end": 2221.62, "text": " Fabulous, bro."}, {"start": 2223.62, "end": 2231.2599999999998, "text": " Take the picture with the chicken jake!"}, {"start": 2231.2599999999998, "end": 2235.8599999999997, "text": " That's my gold bro, that's my gold bro!"}, {"start": 2235.8599999999997, "end": 2240.5, "text": " Haha, I said where these events held bro."}, {"start": 2240.5, "end": 2242.2599999999998, "text": " Because nowhere you have this lit of a crowd."}, {"start": 2242.2599999999998, "end": 2243.42, "text": " Which country could this even be?"}, {"start": 2243.42, "end": 2246.3399999999997, "text": " I see here some Swedish, is it Swedish?"}, {"start": 2246.3399999999997, "end": 2247.54, "text": " Is it European?"}, {"start": 2247.54, "end": 2248.54, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 2248.54, "end": 2249.54, "text": " It's the UK?"}, {"start": 2249.54, "end": 2252.54, "text": " Are they always in the UK?"}, {"start": 2252.54, "end": 2264.16, "text": " What is this yo what is that bro what is that"}, {"start": 2264.16, "end": 2271.06, "text": " ok let me see bro do you have some like things do you have some sports that are comparable"}, {"start": 2271.06, "end": 2274.94, "text": " bro do you have some highlights that are comparable to the one of that that I just"}, {"start": 2274.94, "end": 2278.5, "text": " showed you bro do you have something bro we haven't done this in a bit we haven't"}, {"start": 2278.5, "end": 2285.08, "text": " done this in a bit first time chatter video unavailable okay you want to get"}, {"start": 2285.08, "end": 2290.22, "text": " me banned huh you want to get me banned huh what is this"}, {"start": 2291.64, "end": 2296.3, "text": " let's see we got a submission coming in we got a golf defender we got a golf"}, {"start": 2296.3, "end": 2303.66, "text": " defender let's see it bro John Ram hits amazing water shot let's see bro"}, {"start": 2303.66, "end": 2308.66, "text": " Okay, that's kinda crazy."}, {"start": 2308.66, "end": 2309.66, "text": " Vaz!"}, {"start": 2309.66, "end": 2311.66, "text": " No way that hits."}, {"start": 2311.66, "end": 2315.66, "text": " If that hits, then it's literally one underbelly."}, {"start": 2315.66, "end": 2319.66, "text": " That's pretty fucking close though."}, {"start": 2319.66, "end": 2321.66, "text": " It didn't hit, but it's..."}, {"start": 2321.66, "end": 2323.66, "text": " Killing, killing, killing."}, {"start": 2323.66, "end": 2325.66, "text": " AI, that's AI."}, {"start": 2325.66, "end": 2327.66, "text": " That's gotta be AI."}, {"start": 2327.66, "end": 2331.66, "text": " Vaz!"}, {"start": 2331.66, "end": 2342.22, "text": " how check his fucking rocket there's got to be a magnet in the ball and they"}, {"start": 2342.22, "end": 2352.1, "text": " were just clip farming or I can't believe it how is this clip real"}, {"start": 2352.1, "end": 2353.1, "text": " FAS!"}, {"start": 2353.1, "end": 2361.94, "text": " Chet, isn't it super hard to get a hole in one?"}, {"start": 2361.94, "end": 2368.2999999999997, "text": " And then he fucking randomly splashes it across the water bro like he's skipping stones?"}, {"start": 2368.2999999999997, "end": 2369.2999999999997, "text": " I can't believe it right now."}, {"start": 2369.2999999999997, "end": 2370.2999999999997, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 2370.2999999999997, "end": 2371.2999999999997, "text": " He's ball-fighting twice this weekend."}, {"start": 2371.2999999999997, "end": 2372.2999999999997, "text": " The fuck is this?"}, {"start": 2372.2999999999997, "end": 2373.2999999999997, "text": " So he has something to get around?"}, {"start": 2373.2999999999997, "end": 2374.2999999999997, "text": " He's out!"}, {"start": 2374.2999999999997, "end": 2375.2999999999997, "text": " Randomly inside crank and stuff."}, {"start": 2375.2999999999997, "end": 2376.2999999999997, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 2376.2999999999997, "end": 2377.2999999999997, "text": " And then it happens, cuts the curve."}, {"start": 2377.2999999999997, "end": 2378.2999999999997, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 2378.2999999999997, "end": 2379.2999999999997, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 2379.2999999999997, "end": 2380.2999999999997, "text": " What are they wobbling like that?"}, {"start": 2380.3, "end": 2381.3, "text": " They're wobbling like that."}, {"start": 2381.3, "end": 2384.3, "text": " You're gonna see if they'll be any type of penalty there, that means that was kind of a..."}, {"start": 2384.3, "end": 2385.3, "text": " Fucking YouTube shock?"}, {"start": 2385.3, "end": 2388.3, "text": " Ah, when I got in Dubai, I was driving a fucking Mercedes-Benz G-Sass on the tight."}, {"start": 2388.3, "end": 2390.3, "text": " So, uh, we'll see what happens, but..."}, {"start": 2390.3, "end": 2391.3, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2391.3, "end": 2392.3, "text": " That can be..."}, {"start": 2392.3, "end": 2393.3, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2393.3, "end": 2394.3, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2394.3, "end": 2395.3, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2395.3, "end": 2396.3, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 2396.3, "end": 2397.3, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 2397.3, "end": 2398.3, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 2398.3, "end": 2400.3, "text": " All that will be closer to it."}, {"start": 2400.3, "end": 2401.3, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2401.3, "end": 2403.3, "text": " Why is that big something?"}, {"start": 2403.3, "end": 2404.3, "text": " Why is that big something?"}, {"start": 2404.3, "end": 2406.3, "text": " Awesome, awesome, awesome."}, {"start": 2406.3, "end": 2407.3, "text": " Chubby."}, {"start": 2407.3, "end": 2408.3, "text": " Chubby."}, {"start": 2408.3, "end": 2414.5, "text": " do they have the option to go around a while yes they're like bro is this"}, {"start": 2414.5, "end": 2419.02, "text": " Mario Kart RL bro why is that fucking ramp like like a fucking skipping Mario"}, {"start": 2419.02, "end": 2423.6600000000003, "text": " Kart bro on the fucking track where you're supposed to go on an S line bro"}, {"start": 2423.6600000000003, "end": 2427.82, "text": " guess how many people are taking the normal road bro"}, {"start": 2427.82, "end": 2429.82, "text": " Nobody"}, {"start": 2438.06, "end": 2445.54, "text": " That's not a real headlight isn't what the fuck am I looking at chat what the choice shall be creed will not live"}, {"start": 2449.6600000000003, "end": 2451.6600000000003, "text": " It's literally sponsored by hot wheels"}, {"start": 2457.82, "end": 2459.82, "text": " All the good morse gets the inside makes the"}, {"start": 2460.6600000000003, "end": 2462.6600000000003, "text": " We saw grab in there"}, {"start": 2462.86, "end": 2465.82, "text": " The biggest empty hit wants any right there"}, {"start": 2466.6200000000003, "end": 2470.9, "text": " What the fuck that's not bad. I've never seen that brah. I'm not even joking. What is this?"}, {"start": 2476.6200000000003, "end": 2478.6200000000003, "text": " Sam"}, {"start": 2478.62, "end": 2490.7799999999997, "text": " It's not bad, it's not bad."}, {"start": 2490.7799999999997, "end": 2494.22, "text": " Am I a hater bro?"}, {"start": 2494.22, "end": 2495.22, "text": " Am I a hater?"}, {"start": 2495.22, "end": 2498.06, "text": " I just feel like I wouldn't vibe with those people in the crowd bro."}, {"start": 2498.06, "end": 2499.42, "text": " And that's what the event is about right?"}, {"start": 2499.42, "end": 2502.14, "text": " You go to an event to like have a nice time bro."}, {"start": 2502.14, "end": 2504.3399999999997, "text": " Like I feel like everyone here has a snob no?"}, {"start": 2504.34, "end": 2511.1800000000003, "text": " Am I am I too pre-justed pre-ju pre-pre how do you say like I'm pre-pre-judging"}, {"start": 2512.38, "end": 2515.1800000000003, "text": " I don't know bro. Like look even how the stadium looks"}, {"start": 2519.1800000000003, "end": 2521.1800000000003, "text": " Like I feel like if this guy says like"}, {"start": 2521.94, "end": 2526.06, "text": " Yeah, my opponent didn't really play too good boom. He gets cancelled, bro"}, {"start": 2526.1800000000003, "end": 2531.1800000000003, "text": " All those all those like I'm like, you know, he can't say no smell like this is disrespectful for the sport"}, {"start": 2531.18, "end": 2533.8599999999997, "text": " call me now it's shit like this happening in gold yeah you know okay"}, {"start": 2533.8599999999997, "end": 2536.3399999999997, "text": " bro I need to know"}, {"start": 2546.94, "end": 2552.2999999999997, "text": " yeah I don't know bro I don't know what is this what is this what is this"}, {"start": 2552.3, "end": 2552.8, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 2558.34, "end": 2560.34, "text": " Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa."}, {"start": 2560.34, "end": 2562.34, "text": " Suck on a horse."}, {"start": 2562.34, "end": 2564.34, "text": " Me need go up on a horse."}, {"start": 2564.34, "end": 2566.34, "text": " That's got to be expensive."}, {"start": 2567.86, "end": 2568.86, "text": " Whoa whoa whoa whoa."}, {"start": 2568.86, "end": 2569.86, "text": " We're fast, we're fast."}, {"start": 2569.86, "end": 2571.86, "text": " He's won with the horse."}, {"start": 2571.86, "end": 2572.86, "text": " Where's the goal?"}, {"start": 2572.86, "end": 2573.36, "text": " It's there."}, {"start": 2573.36, "end": 2574.5800000000004, "text": " Suck on the wall or no?"}, {"start": 2574.5800000000004, "end": 2575.5800000000004, "text": " How do you win?"}, {"start": 2575.5800000000004, "end": 2576.5800000000004, "text": " How do you win?"}, {"start": 2576.5800000000004, "end": 2577.5800000000004, "text": " You have to admit it?"}, {"start": 2577.5800000000004, "end": 2578.5800000000004, "text": " Oh whoa."}, {"start": 2582.3, "end": 2584.3, "text": " Is this the LeBron of fucking Polo?"}, {"start": 2585.9, "end": 2587.9, "text": " That's like a cricket"}, {"start": 2589.38, "end": 2591.38, "text": " Was that a defense?"}, {"start": 2599.3, "end": 2601.0600000000004, "text": " Should I think I'm behind the spot bro"}, {"start": 2601.0600000000004, "end": 2605.5, "text": " I think I'm behind the spot bro because the boss are probably also having hella fun probably right"}, {"start": 2605.5, "end": 2612.04, "text": " Iron horses the type of like and like they like being together with other horses, which they are and they like being like"}, {"start": 2612.48, "end": 2616.44, "text": " Active and shit. The horses are having fun. It's fun for you to play"}, {"start": 2617.1, "end": 2619.1, "text": " This is this seems chill, bro"}, {"start": 2619.62, "end": 2621.62, "text": " And it looks like"}, {"start": 2623.02, "end": 2626.18, "text": " Oh, I wouldn't mind like having a teammate like my horse, bro"}, {"start": 2626.18, "end": 2630.7, "text": " Like you're one with a horse, bro, like look in G look in G. Oh my god of my horse is trolling though"}, {"start": 2630.7000000000003, "end": 2637.1400000000003, "text": " Oh my gosh imagine your horse is trolling a free goalie, bro that day no food, bro that day no wheat"}, {"start": 2637.1400000000003, "end": 2642.7000000000003, "text": " I'm being badass, bro. I'm being badass that shit will tell me ton of pressure coming in on"}, {"start": 2643.9, "end": 2648.4600000000005, "text": " Yeah, I know this one, bro. I know I is this is this counter"}, {"start": 2649.5800000000004, "end": 2651.5800000000004, "text": " counter-rike"}, {"start": 2660.7000000000003, "end": 2666.5800000000004, "text": " Requarts outer damage onto the AWP and now Zywoo slides away. No fast moves"}, {"start": 2667.1000000000004, "end": 2672.5000000000005, "text": " Don gets into the back of the site. This is a one V five. He can sense the fear"}, {"start": 2673.0600000000004, "end": 2678.94, "text": " Rotation around for Zywoo. He's calculating moving slowly, but with conviction. Oh, man"}, {"start": 2678.94, "end": 2681.1000000000004, "text": " They still stay separate. This would be huge"}, {"start": 2681.1000000000004, "end": 2686.4600000000005, "text": " He's not gonna look for the pickoff in the heaven from hot or is he gonna stay in squeaky the decision?"}, {"start": 2686.4600000000005, "end": 2687.6200000000003, "text": " He has to make"}, {"start": 2687.62, "end": 2692.8599999999997, "text": " Donk comes back. I will remember full health over onto the AK. They're beating a backs to him"}, {"start": 2694.46, "end": 2696.46, "text": " Jowdy this good"}, {"start": 2717.62, "end": 2719.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2719.8599999999997, "end": 2722.1, "text": " Don't trust the guy who sent this clip. He said you will be a"}, {"start": 2723.8599999999997, "end": 2727.02, "text": " It's not a troll clip. I thought it was gonna be a Rick roll. What is this?"}, {"start": 2730.06, "end": 2732.06, "text": " We're gonna have one"}, {"start": 2734.5, "end": 2739.2999999999997, "text": " Before I watch this clip, I'm not the biggest f1 fan bro. I'm not the biggest f1 fan, bro"}, {"start": 2739.94, "end": 2743.52, "text": " You're driving circuits and then what I don't know, bro"}, {"start": 2743.52, "end": 2748.88, "text": " Also, I thought that the sport is kind of like it's really hard to get into like a little bit of nepotism going on"}, {"start": 2748.88, "end": 2751.38, "text": " I kind of like the stories like in Counter-Strike bro"}, {"start": 2751.6, "end": 2756.52, "text": " Don't who came from nowhere his brother told him his brother showed him how to play CS, bro"}, {"start": 2757.2, "end": 2759.2, "text": " fucking people from from"}, {"start": 2759.72, "end": 2766.04, "text": " Countries where they don't have a lot going to an internet cafe trying a game and then they become pro in it"}, {"start": 2766.32, "end": 2770.56, "text": " Shit probably the same with that bro. You play that with your boys at a bar all the sudden wait hold up"}, {"start": 2770.56, "end": 2775.02, "text": " I'm kind of good at this next thing you know on stage, bro. That doesn't happen enough one right call me crazy"}, {"start": 2775.02, "end": 2780.38, "text": " It's it's all it's people that are all connected the Sun goes to the Sun goes to the tournament"}, {"start": 2780.38, "end": 2786.22, "text": " They have the car they have connection to the to the company GG. I don't know bro. They're kind of throws me off"}, {"start": 2786.22, "end": 2788.22, "text": " But let's see"}, {"start": 2788.22, "end": 2794.44, "text": " 2021 Hamilton has the advantage for Stafford has the faster fresher tires"}, {"start": 2794.44, "end": 2802.56, "text": " and we have got 3.2 miles of racing action all the way to the checkered flag as the crowd"}, {"start": 2802.56, "end": 2808.7200000000003, "text": " roars the drivers on to the final lap of this race and Bustappen sets off to Hamilton. Is it"}, {"start": 2808.7200000000003, "end": 2813.08, "text": " going to be a first world championship for Bustappen? Is it going to be an eight world"}, {"start": 2813.08, "end": 2816.76, "text": " championship for Lewis Hamilton? Why are there sparks on the floor?"}, {"start": 2816.76, "end": 2822.76, "text": " It must happen! Try and get past Hamilton! First overtaking zone is normally..."}, {"start": 2822.76, "end": 2824.76, "text": " Is that a flashbang?"}, {"start": 2824.76, "end": 2827.76, "text": " Are you allowed to do shit like in Mario Kart, like throw banana?"}, {"start": 2827.76, "end": 2831.76, "text": " What the fuck, he's blinding his eyes? Have you seen this?"}, {"start": 2831.76, "end": 2834.76, "text": " Try and get past Hamilton! First overtaking zone is probably..."}, {"start": 2834.76, "end": 2837.76, "text": " Down in attempt five is for Stapham!"}, {"start": 2837.76, "end": 2840.76, "text": " What?! No, it's literally flashbanging him!"}, {"start": 2840.76, "end": 2843.76, "text": " Take the locks down the inside! Hamilton sees it coming!"}, {"start": 2843.76, "end": 2847.44, "text": " It's a lead launch by the Staphan, who takes the lead in the race!"}, {"start": 2847.44, "end": 2852.5600000000004, "text": " The Staphan now slaps his the championship trophy from Lewis Hamilton, who's trying to..."}, {"start": 2852.5600000000004, "end": 2853.92, "text": " What the fuck are they doing?"}, {"start": 2853.92, "end": 2858.32, "text": " No DRS for two years, so Lewis Hamilton will not get the clearing open."}, {"start": 2858.32, "end": 2860.1600000000003, "text": " Now he's gonna go down the outside."}, {"start": 2862.48, "end": 2864.8, "text": " So he can't overtake him? He's defending?"}, {"start": 2864.8, "end": 2865.6800000000003, "text": " Well, what?"}, {"start": 2867.2000000000003, "end": 2869.44, "text": " Free from Lewis Hamilton, who's trying to..."}, {"start": 2873.76, "end": 2877.1200000000003, "text": " Is the guy on the back stupid? Why doesn't he just"}, {"start": 2879.88, "end": 2886.84, "text": " Chetches use your indicator no thing thing thing then then the guy knows that he wants to pass why they're not"}, {"start": 2894.2000000000003, "end": 2899.76, "text": " Drivers keeps it tight in me, but he hasn't he's got a little bit why this race"}, {"start": 2899.76, "end": 2903.6800000000003, "text": " Let's start it with control as he has ended with control. Wait, I'm confused"}, {"start": 2905.6000000000004, "end": 2909.46, "text": " Is this a Honda that he's driving? No way Honda is this crazy, bro"}, {"start": 2910.5600000000004, "end": 2916.0400000000004, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, Honda. I thought it was only Ferrari McLaren a Honda"}, {"start": 2918.36, "end": 2920.36, "text": " The Honda engine"}, {"start": 2929.76, "end": 2930.7200000000003, "text": " I'm dying in the spotlight."}, {"start": 2930.7200000000003, "end": 2934.5200000000004, "text": " Lewis Hamilton, of all the drama, of all the controversy,"}, {"start": 2934.5200000000004, "end": 2938.28, "text": " of all the magic moments, in Formula One in 2021,"}, {"start": 2938.28, "end": 2940.0400000000004, "text": " it comes down to this."}, {"start": 2940.0400000000004, "end": 2942.28, "text": " And at this moment, it looks like it's"}, {"start": 2942.28, "end": 2945.0, "text": " going to go the way of Max Verstappen."}, {"start": 2945.0, "end": 2947.0, "text": " Mercedes, not happy."}, {"start": 2947.0, "end": 2948.96, "text": " Red Bull will be delighted."}, {"start": 2948.96, "end": 2952.2400000000002, "text": " They have shared a brilliant championship battle,"}, {"start": 2952.2400000000002, "end": 2955.36, "text": " but the championship can only be one by one."}, {"start": 2955.36, "end": 2958.5600000000004, "text": " And it's going Dutch in 2021."}, {"start": 2958.56, "end": 2962.08, "text": " Max Verstappen is Dutch, no?"}, {"start": 2962.08, "end": 2965.7599999999998, "text": " Time ever is champion of the world!"}, {"start": 2965.7599999999998, "end": 2968.48, "text": " Look the fuck! This looks like NASA!"}, {"start": 2968.48, "end": 2970.64, "text": " For the first time ever it's..."}, {"start": 2970.64, "end": 2974.48, "text": " Bro thinks he works at NASA with like 20 screens and fucking things that like..."}, {"start": 2974.48, "end": 2976.96, "text": " What is on here even bro? Like tire pressure?"}, {"start": 2976.96, "end": 2977.52, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 2977.52, "end": 2978.7999999999997, "text": " Champion of..."}, {"start": 2978.7999999999997, "end": 2980.48, "text": " Wait bro, it's the minimap. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2981.2799999999997, "end": 2988.08, "text": " The world! Lewis Hamilton finishes in second place after leading for so so long!"}, {"start": 2988.56, "end": 2990.56, "text": " Oh my lord, Max!"}, {"start": 2990.56, "end": 2992.56, "text": " Oh my lord, Max!"}, {"start": 2993.56, "end": 2995.56, "text": " Where he spots him by Jumbo!"}, {"start": 2996.56, "end": 2999.56, "text": " This is like the Aldi of the Netherlands, bro."}, {"start": 3000.56, "end": 3002.56, "text": " Why do you have Jumbo on his face, bro?"}, {"start": 3002.56, "end": 3004.56, "text": " No shot, Jumbo can afford that, bro."}, {"start": 3004.56, "end": 3006.56, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 3006.56, "end": 3007.56, "text": " Come here, God."}, {"start": 3007.56, "end": 3009.56, "text": " That's like Aldi.com."}, {"start": 3009.56, "end": 3011.56, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 3012.56, "end": 3014.56, "text": " That's funny as well."}, {"start": 3014.56, "end": 3016.56, "text": " That's SuperMorgan."}, {"start": 3016.56, "end": 3022.96, "text": " the bubbles so the stuff we start to celebrate is a formula one world championship for the first time"}, {"start": 3022.96, "end": 3027.6, "text": " the chapter has ended i hope it's whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa where was the tournament"}, {"start": 3027.6, "end": 3033.52, "text": " held i saw abu dabu in shed i swear you can't drink alcohol there or is he trying to get him"}, {"start": 3033.52, "end": 3038.48, "text": " in like is he trying to get him disqualified chat if the guy that he's praying opens his mouth"}, {"start": 3038.48, "end": 3047.92, "text": " accidentally gg no chapter has ended your flight moment right until the end and if"}, {"start": 3047.92, "end": 3054.84, "text": " it was worthwhile zero percent the sequels coming our way in 2022 time just"}, {"start": 3054.84, "end": 3058.84, "text": " enough time for this time to celebrate interesting is this the most hype"}, {"start": 3058.84, "end": 3067.52, "text": " though I don't know bro that's was kind of crazy is that old you I'm done"}, {"start": 3067.52, "end": 3072.6, "text": " clicking any links for the day. I'm done clicking any links for the day. I'm done clicking any"}, {"start": 3072.6, "end": 3082.04, "text": " links for the day. Done clicking any links for the day. Do we have any actual sport clips"}, {"start": 3082.04, "end": 3096.88, "text": " or no? What span by the way? Isle of man. I don't like this at all. Chad, who who drives"}, {"start": 3096.88, "end": 3102.92, "text": " motorcycle in the chat bro I don't like Buddha if my son would come to me like"}, {"start": 3102.92, "end": 3106.32, "text": " whenever I got a kid like your dad I want to get a motorcycle I would say"}, {"start": 3106.32, "end": 3111.4, "text": " no unless like of course he's 18 you can do whatever he wants but bro like a"}, {"start": 3111.4, "end": 3115.08, "text": " motor maybe even if 18 I would like try to get him against the road like it's"}, {"start": 3115.08, "end": 3120.88, "text": " just dangerous no one bad move one like bad driver on the highway and you're"}, {"start": 3120.88, "end": 3123.48, "text": " done and you're done it doesn't have to be you you can say because some"}, {"start": 3123.48, "end": 3127.32, "text": " people they're like so in the in the hat like now but I'm a good driver bro okay"}, {"start": 3127.32, "end": 3132.92, "text": " and then a fucking 80-year-old guy fucking doesn't see you fucking bang and"}, {"start": 3132.92, "end": 3136.08, "text": " you're gone bro you're gone"}, {"start": 3136.08, "end": 3156.36, "text": " How fast is it going YouTube band"}, {"start": 3156.36, "end": 3158.56, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 3161.1600000000003, "end": 3163.6600000000003, "text": " Save our life, my YouTube Anton!"}, {"start": 3174.96, "end": 3176.96, "text": " Wait, that's instant!"}, {"start": 3178.1600000000003, "end": 3179.1600000000003, "text": " What the fuck?!"}, {"start": 3186.36, "end": 3191.58, "text": " I've never gotten back on YouTube what does this even mean what does this even mean"}, {"start": 3201.5, "end": 3206.54, "text": " Wait, is this the same tournament? Yeah, I don't know bro. This is fucking dangerous. Do we have any more clips check?"}, {"start": 3206.54, "end": 3208.54, "text": " Do we have any more clips?"}, {"start": 3210.06, "end": 3212.06, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3216.36, "end": 3218.36, "text": " Rally?"}, {"start": 3218.36, "end": 3220.36, "text": " WTF is this Soprano?"}, {"start": 3220.36, "end": 3222.36, "text": " It's a car from a house."}, {"start": 3226.36, "end": 3228.36, "text": " OK, WTF am I looking at?"}, {"start": 3228.36, "end": 3230.36, "text": " You're looking at me!"}, {"start": 3243.36, "end": 3245.36, "text": " Fucking mosh pit!"}, {"start": 3245.36, "end": 3264.56, "text": " YouTube is back. Wait, how's my YouTube back? How's it even possible? I didn't do anything."}, {"start": 3264.56, "end": 3268.04, "text": " Is it back on now? Bro, I'm so confused. Ah, what else? What else? What else? Ah, enough"}, {"start": 3268.04, "end": 3271.96, "text": " clips. Enough clips. Enough clips. Enough clips. Enough clips. All one more clip."}, {"start": 3271.96, "end": 3275.8, "text": " chat is there any sport that we're missing out right now is there any sport any sport"}, {"start": 3276.6, "end": 3281.0, "text": " mods click all the links and send me the best one send me the best one right now bro send me the"}, {"start": 3281.0, "end": 3290.28, "text": " best one bro um also pop up on this guy i know what he's doing um send me the best one bro"}, {"start": 3291.2400000000002, "end": 3293.32, "text": " thank you xsrpass what is this"}, {"start": 3298.04, "end": 3299.56, "text": " what the fuck am i looking at"}, {"start": 3301.96, "end": 3308.96, "text": " Is this who you see, or is this another race for them?"}, {"start": 3308.96, "end": 3311.96, "text": " This is like football fans on crack."}, {"start": 3311.96, "end": 3313.96, "text": " Is it not?"}, {"start": 3313.96, "end": 3318.96, "text": " They look like a fucking fake FIFA crop or like..."}, {"start": 3318.96, "end": 3321.96, "text": " Bro, it's doing the move, bro."}, {"start": 3321.96, "end": 3323.96, "text": " Look at the guys in the back, bro."}, {"start": 3323.96, "end": 3325.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3331.88, "end": 3335.44, "text": " Motz except us just repost the clips that are really good. Okay. What is this?"}, {"start": 3341.6, "end": 3344.88, "text": " Okay, that's kind of fucking insane BMX"}, {"start": 3345.6, "end": 3349.96, "text": " Shit, I wish I could do this bro. Like I'm almost I'm almost there, bro"}, {"start": 3349.96, "end": 3358.96, "text": " I love, like I'm one with my bicycle, but this is crazy."}, {"start": 3358.96, "end": 3362.96, "text": " Oh, this must feel so good!"}, {"start": 3362.96, "end": 3366.96, "text": " And Chet, this is safer than motorcycle, no?"}, {"start": 3366.96, "end": 3370.96, "text": " Like this is, I feel like the same adrenaline, but you don't die if you slip."}, {"start": 3370.96, "end": 3372.96, "text": " Unless you're on a mountain."}, {"start": 3372.96, "end": 3375.96, "text": " Like you're wearing a helmet, you know?"}, {"start": 3375.96, "end": 3377.96, "text": " I hope he's wearing a helmet."}, {"start": 3377.96, "end": 3379.96, "text": " Not that this safe"}, {"start": 3397.76, "end": 3401.86, "text": " How cringe where we were move a young bro, so did you wear helmet when you were young bro?"}, {"start": 3402.2, "end": 3405.2, "text": " Mama like I always rode my bike to school, right?"}, {"start": 3405.2000000000003, "end": 3411.92, "text": " Like I because it was like a what like a 30 minute drive with bicycle and I always went with a homie, bro"}, {"start": 3412.28, "end": 3415.5400000000004, "text": " And my mom always said don't forget your helmet"}, {"start": 3415.9600000000005, "end": 3418.84, "text": " You know, what did I do bro? Don't say I'll sound bro"}, {"start": 3418.84, "end": 3422.6800000000003, "text": " But bro, I can't be pulling up at high and high school with the helmet bro"}, {"start": 3423.2000000000003, "end": 3428.4800000000005, "text": " Call me nuts, bro. I don't know like bro. What if the hers are watching like what if they see me, bro?"}, {"start": 3428.6400000000003, "end": 3433.32, "text": " So what I did what I did I went outside, right with the helmet like yeah"}, {"start": 3433.32, "end": 3437.7400000000002, "text": " I got it got it and I put the helmet somewhere like in the bushes and then after school"}, {"start": 3437.7400000000002, "end": 3440.48, "text": " I took it out of the bushes put it on over back. We're back"}, {"start": 3443.56, "end": 3447.5, "text": " We were clever when we were young bro, I was like, I don't know 14 bro"}, {"start": 3447.9, "end": 3451.6800000000003, "text": " But again, bro, you should be wearing a helmet and I had one I had one accident"}, {"start": 3451.76, "end": 3456.92, "text": " Where I had to get stitches in my head and shit bro. I was I was buying clothes in the city, bro"}, {"start": 3456.92, "end": 3458.7200000000003, "text": " And I rode my bicycle"}, {"start": 3458.7200000000003, "end": 3461.2400000000002, "text": " Chat never fucking put a plastic bag"}, {"start": 3461.2400000000002, "end": 3468.0400000000004, "text": " Never you know you see his bicycle here. I I hang I hang the plastic bag on one of the"}, {"start": 3468.5600000000004, "end": 3475.2000000000003, "text": " One of the steering things, you know and the plastic bag. I'm not joking. It got inside of the front tire"}, {"start": 3475.76, "end": 3477.76, "text": " Boom, I do a flip"}, {"start": 3478.1200000000003, "end": 3481.96, "text": " G think the lot I was not in the city on the road or something, bro"}, {"start": 3481.96, "end": 3486.88, "text": " It was like on a on a bicycle track and but yeah, my hat it was like open and shit"}, {"start": 3486.88, "end": 3492.52, "text": " Mmm, and it was crazy chat when that happened. I thought I was full fine"}, {"start": 3492.8, "end": 3498.44, "text": " Like some woman pulled up like you're bleeding you're bleeding. I was like what now I'm full fine, but the adrenaline that you have"}, {"start": 3498.44, "end": 3503.34, "text": " It's crazy, bro. You're like so active. I don't know that you think nothing was wrong with me, bro"}, {"start": 3503.34, "end": 3509.6800000000003, "text": " Like your body it like goes full adrenaline mode. Um, what else? That's why you are crazy. All right, bro"}, {"start": 3510.04, "end": 3512.96, "text": " What's any more clips or no, could you do this? Let me see Lucas?"}, {"start": 3512.96, "end": 3522.36, "text": " This is bad roads."}, {"start": 3522.36, "end": 3523.92, "text": " Not as crazy."}, {"start": 3523.92, "end": 3526.76, "text": " Not as crazy."}, {"start": 3526.76, "end": 3528.0, "text": " This is just a good camera man."}, {"start": 3528.0, "end": 3529.8, "text": " Call me nuts."}, {"start": 3529.8, "end": 3532.44, "text": " I've seen some like TikToks getting millions of likes bro."}, {"start": 3532.44, "end": 3534.16, "text": " It's like oh my god."}, {"start": 3534.16, "end": 3535.36, "text": " Then there's a second angle."}, {"start": 3535.36, "end": 3538.7200000000003, "text": " Like I saw a clip where like a girl was like cycling and then a dog came and she"}, {"start": 3538.7200000000003, "end": 3540.96, "text": " almost fell off the fucking mountain."}, {"start": 3540.96, "end": 3542.16, "text": " You see a second angle bro."}, {"start": 3542.16, "end": 3547.3999999999996, "text": " I saw the dogs this POV bro and it was like not that steep bro. This is probably not even that steep"}, {"start": 3549.56, "end": 3551.56, "text": " Fish eye lens"}, {"start": 3553.58, "end": 3560.16, "text": " No safety yeah, bro if I walk up stairs also don't wear safety. What are you talking about? This is not that this is probably not steep bro"}, {"start": 3561.94, "end": 3563.94, "text": " How many degrees?"}, {"start": 3564.44, "end": 3566.44, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa"}, {"start": 3568.1, "end": 3570.1, "text": " Is it the camera angle"}, {"start": 3570.1, "end": 3572.1, "text": " Or if he would let go would he fall"}, {"start": 3574.18, "end": 3576.18, "text": " Wait a second"}, {"start": 3581.62, "end": 3583.62, "text": " Okay, nevermind"}, {"start": 3584.1, "end": 3586.1, "text": " What is the camera guy angling it?"}, {"start": 3586.42, "end": 3590.94, "text": " Like in reality, it's like it's like this maybe and he just angled it"}, {"start": 3591.3399999999997, "end": 3595.5, "text": " No way, bro. If this guy is right now on water level even bro, then GG"}, {"start": 3600.1, "end": 3616.4, "text": " what if he has to pee and what if he has to I don't even want to say it what if he"}, {"start": 3616.4, "end": 3617.4, "text": " He has to go on."}, {"start": 3619.9, "end": 3620.4, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 3629.4, "end": 3630.4, "text": " Follow Flake."}, {"start": 3635.4, "end": 3636.4, "text": " This is insane."}, {"start": 3637.4, "end": 3638.4, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 3647.12, "end": 3649.12, "text": " Who's this guy?"}, {"start": 3652.96, "end": 3656.32, "text": " Is this the world's best climber? With no gear?"}, {"start": 3658.0, "end": 3660.0, "text": " Alex?"}, {"start": 3661.04, "end": 3663.04, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3663.04, "end": 3675.48, "text": " Imagine this is your son bro. I'm just imagining bro like imagine you're the mom of this guy"}, {"start": 3675.48, "end": 3681.68, "text": " bro or like the dad bro it like I was like oh my god like I would tell you bro bro bro"}, {"start": 3681.68, "end": 3685.16, "text": " bro am I getting out bro why am I thinking like why am I putting why am I putting myself"}, {"start": 3685.16, "end": 3689.12, "text": " in the position of the dad bro what the fuck is this bro why am I not saying imagine"}, {"start": 3689.12, "end": 3694.8399999999997, "text": " is your brother I'm gonna say what the fuck bro you know why though bro fucking furious"}, {"start": 3694.8399999999997, "end": 3702.52, "text": " called me yesterday bro one of my best friends bro and he was like yo bro I'm about to unbox"}, {"start": 3702.52, "end": 3709.16, "text": " another one what the fuck is happening bro look at this look at this look at this hope"}, {"start": 3709.16, "end": 3713.68, "text": " I didn't leak it bro bro he told me yesterday by the way don't shout don't don't say anything"}, {"start": 3713.68, "end": 3718.48, "text": " about this bro like I'm about to unbox another kid bro let's run it for hours later my"}, {"start": 3718.48, "end": 3722.48, "text": " My wife is pregnant again. What do you mean? What do you mean? Don't say bro."}, {"start": 3722.48, "end": 3728.48, "text": " What do you mean bro? Like it's an announcement bro. Like I'm ruining the views."}, {"start": 3728.48, "end": 3731.48, "text": " Or he like didn't want to know if he wanted to announce it maybe."}, {"start": 3731.48, "end": 3734.48, "text": " My wife is pregnant again. Second child on this way hopefully."}, {"start": 3734.48, "end": 3739.48, "text": " Three more 4CS team. Oh my gosh bro."}, {"start": 3739.48, "end": 3743.48, "text": " Ah, shite the chat. I need to slowly get some kids bro."}, {"start": 3743.48, "end": 3746.48, "text": " Because then like, then we can get like a five stack you know."}, {"start": 3746.48, "end": 3751.42, "text": " and we can get a five-step like some like two of his kids three of my kids"}, {"start": 3751.42, "end": 3757.26, "text": " bro gg bro gg maybe all of them boxes on bro"}, {"start": 3757.26, "end": 3762.58, "text": " damn bro they are five stack of servers you are you stupid bro"}, {"start": 3762.58, "end": 3768.7, "text": " stupid bro my kid is not gonna is not gonna be below global bro my kid"}, {"start": 3768.7, "end": 3772.3, "text": " yo now bro because I'm blessing it with the jeans you know what I mean"}, {"start": 3772.3, "end": 3777.9, "text": " Like with the reaction time, with the IQ, you know?"}, {"start": 3778.9, "end": 3779.4, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 3781.5, "end": 3783.7000000000003, "text": " I just got to make sure that she isn't stupid, bro."}, {"start": 3784.5, "end": 3785.2000000000003, "text": " Then GG."}, {"start": 3788.3, "end": 3788.9, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 3795.0, "end": 3797.6000000000004, "text": " Chat, how long was this climb? How long was this climb?"}, {"start": 3797.6, "end": 3815.2799999999997, "text": " That's fucking insane. What are the comments on this? He conquered AI. I hate AI. I hate"}, {"start": 3815.2799999999997, "end": 3819.7999999999997, "text": " AI bro. Why do we have to question everything in 2026 bro? AI is pissing me off. Bro because"}, {"start": 3819.7999999999997, "end": 3824.4, "text": " this one fucking person put a fucking you know you know clip an hour ago bro. You motherfuckers"}, {"start": 3824.4, "end": 3826.0, "text": " I know you fucked up my algorithm bro."}, {"start": 3826.0, "end": 3828.36, "text": " Why am I getting recommended Poutine bro?"}, {"start": 3828.36, "end": 3830.44, "text": " Hmm, it's so incredibly hard to fathom"}, {"start": 3830.44, "end": 3832.04, "text": " what this man has done."}, {"start": 3832.04, "end": 3834.7200000000003, "text": " Six, seven, yo bro, are we cooked?"}, {"start": 3834.7200000000003, "end": 3835.8, "text": " Are we cooked?"}, {"start": 3835.8, "end": 3837.2000000000003, "text": " Chad, are there any more crazy videos?"}, {"start": 3837.2000000000003, "end": 3838.06, "text": " Yes or no bro."}, {"start": 3838.06, "end": 3839.7000000000003, "text": " Any more world-shocking videos?"}, {"start": 3839.7000000000003, "end": 3840.7000000000003, "text": " Yes or no bro."}, {"start": 3841.84, "end": 3843.1800000000003, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3843.1800000000003, "end": 3844.02, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3844.02, "end": 3845.02, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3845.02, "end": 3846.02, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3846.02, "end": 3846.86, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3846.86, "end": 3847.7000000000003, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3847.7000000000003, "end": 3848.54, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3848.54, "end": 3849.38, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3849.38, "end": 3850.2000000000003, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3850.2000000000003, "end": 3851.04, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3851.04, "end": 3851.88, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3851.88, "end": 3852.7200000000003, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3852.7200000000003, "end": 3853.54, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3853.54, "end": 3859.02, "text": " this is like this is like can I say this this is like the this is like the"}, {"start": 3859.02, "end": 3865.58, "text": " darts but for but for but for right over the sound like I don't want to get"}, {"start": 3865.58, "end": 3871.54, "text": " cancelled like second robot this is like the the the dirt but for but for"}, {"start": 3871.54, "end": 3873.98, "text": " I didn't say woman for woman"}, {"start": 3892.98, "end": 3897.5, "text": " End there's a fucking there's a fucking owner standing there, bro like this"}, {"start": 3897.5, "end": 3903.02, "text": " holding a little fucking remote bro and it's and he's like he's about to press"}, {"start": 3903.02, "end": 3905.74, "text": " it he's about to press it that dog better be running right now bro that"}, {"start": 3905.74, "end": 3908.86, "text": " dog better be running right now you already know bro"}, {"start": 3908.86, "end": 3912.54, "text": " I'll lose it's gonna get you bro. You better become first"}, {"start": 3922.42, "end": 3924.42, "text": " Am I wrong no"}, {"start": 3924.78, "end": 3926.78, "text": " It just looks like it's like"}, {"start": 3927.46, "end": 3929.46, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 3930.1400000000003, "end": 3932.1400000000003, "text": " That's nice"}, {"start": 3932.5, "end": 3934.76, "text": " Damn, bro, I will watch this though. I would watch this"}, {"start": 3935.6600000000003, "end": 3938.6200000000003, "text": " This is fucking sick, bro. Anything else anything else?"}, {"start": 3938.86, "end": 3940.86, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3944.86, "end": 3946.86, "text": " Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 3946.86, "end": 3948.86, "text": " What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?"}, {"start": 3951.86, "end": 3953.86, "text": " A ball down a mountain?"}, {"start": 3953.86, "end": 3955.86, "text": " And you have to catch it?"}, {"start": 3959.86, "end": 3961.86, "text": " Oh, it's the cheese shit!"}, {"start": 3963.86, "end": 3966.86, "text": " All of this for cheese!"}, {"start": 3966.86, "end": 3968.86, "text": " No"}, {"start": 3971.86, "end": 3975.88, "text": " Yo, your boss of you are joining this bro, your boss like this is actually like bro"}, {"start": 3976.44, "end": 3981.56, "text": " What else what else moths just repose the cool shit bro just repose the cool shit one more one more last one"}, {"start": 3990.5, "end": 3995.86, "text": " Who's the goat of cycling bro, and don't say me whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Missing who's the goat right now"}, {"start": 3996.86, "end": 4011.34, "text": " I need a good bicycle bro. I need a good bicycle. But then again, I felt so stupid recently."}, {"start": 4011.34, "end": 4015.5, "text": " I was like half a year ago looking for my next bicycle, right? Like right now I have"}, {"start": 4015.5, "end": 4019.86, "text": " a bicycle I bought one for like 500 euros Merida. It's pretty good. But I want something"}, {"start": 4019.86, "end": 4024.98, "text": " fucking fast bro. And then I was like talking to a professional like, yo bro,"}, {"start": 4024.98, "end": 4029.56, "text": " is the best of the best he was like you can get a carbon thing this scrapes down"}, {"start": 4029.56, "end": 4034.76, "text": " 500 grams of your bicycle this and that and I was like wait well like wait I'm"}, {"start": 4034.76, "end": 4039.92, "text": " about to spend potentially five thousand four bicycle that's that that weighs"}, {"start": 4039.92, "end": 4047.12, "text": " like a kilo less how about I hit the gym bro that's a low key does does a"}, {"start": 4047.12, "end": 4050.42, "text": " high-tier bike make that big of a difference versus just losing some weight"}, {"start": 4050.42, "end": 4054.44, "text": " coming up like bro that I was aware like in a way I'm gonna spend fucking"}, {"start": 4054.44, "end": 4058.7200000000003, "text": " 5k to like drop a pound on my bike and then and then a fucking hundred KG"}, {"start": 4058.7200000000003, "end": 4064.48, "text": " person sits on it like what the fuck I didn't do that I didn't spend the money"}, {"start": 4064.48, "end": 4069.4, "text": " but I was thinking about about"}, {"start": 4084.44, "end": 4089.92, "text": " I do want a good bicycle don't chat. I do want a good bicycle"}, {"start": 4090.48, "end": 4092.48, "text": " Like I still won one motz"}, {"start": 4093.16, "end": 4096.4, "text": " Excerpt us. Let me see last clip last clip type one if you should stop"}, {"start": 4097.12, "end": 4100.36, "text": " Like I'm addicted to clicking this bro. What if we find the next cool spot?"}, {"start": 4103.4400000000005, "end": 4105.4400000000005, "text": " This is Wade"}, {"start": 4114.4400000000005, "end": 4117.84, "text": " By the mountain wrap on the front line keeps that speed up under the bridge"}, {"start": 4123.68, "end": 4131.3, "text": " He wanted so you have to it's it's tag you have to run away and if the time hits like then you then you"}, {"start": 4135.280000000001, "end": 4140.56, "text": " Manhand IRL W sportsmanship they're not even tilted"}, {"start": 4144.4400000000005, "end": 4150.4400000000005, "text": " Technical criticism, you seem looking at his opponent, but not only that, here on the sideline, he has the speed to outrun him."}, {"start": 4150.4400000000005, "end": 4152.4400000000005, "text": " What am I looking at?"}, {"start": 4152.4400000000005, "end": 4153.4400000000005, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 4153.4400000000005, "end": 4159.4400000000005, "text": " Looking at his opponent, but not only that, here on the sideline, he has the speed to outrun him."}, {"start": 4159.4400000000005, "end": 4160.4400000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4160.4400000000005, "end": 4162.4400000000005, "text": " And technicality, that's a dangerous mix."}, {"start": 4162.4400000000005, "end": 4165.4400000000005, "text": " He bats versus Marero Gang."}, {"start": 4165.4400000000005, "end": 4168.4400000000005, "text": " It's all British one, Marero Gang."}, {"start": 4168.4400000000005, "end": 4173.4400000000005, "text": " All in on the guy on the right, the guy on the left is not gonna win, bro."}, {"start": 4173.4400000000005, "end": 4175.4400000000005, "text": " This this sport is not for you, buddy"}, {"start": 4175.84, "end": 4180.72, "text": " Like you're not what you don't have what it takes, bro. You think you're tough guy, you know, bro"}, {"start": 4180.72, "end": 4182.72, "text": " This guy on the right, bro. He fucks. I can tell"}, {"start": 4184.64, "end": 4187.4800000000005, "text": " Alex will stop it will stop this ass"}, {"start": 4190.160000000001, "end": 4192.8, "text": " Alex in the back right in the opening semi-final"}, {"start": 4194.400000000001, "end": 4196.400000000001, "text": " UK championship"}, {"start": 4196.56, "end": 4199.120000000001, "text": " So slow Luke is so slow"}, {"start": 4203.4400000000005, "end": 4210.4800000000005, "text": " What did I say if you can place bets on this I would be a fucking millionaire, bro"}, {"start": 4224.320000000001, "end": 4227.06, "text": " Okay, my type fucking droves bro, what the fuck"}, {"start": 4233.4400000000005, "end": 4233.9400000000005, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 4233.9400000000005, "end": 4238.4400000000005, "text": " He's down in that far corner, and somehow he got up and rescued it!"}, {"start": 4238.4400000000005, "end": 4240.4400000000005, "text": " Taste vs. Eugen!"}, {"start": 4240.4400000000005, "end": 4242.4400000000005, "text": " The guy on the right, the guy on the right!"}, {"start": 4242.4400000000005, "end": 4243.4400000000005, "text": " Easy!"}, {"start": 4243.4400000000005, "end": 4245.4400000000005, "text": " Actually, no, he looks like he's on the Xar."}, {"start": 4245.4400000000005, "end": 4247.9400000000005, "text": " Hmmmm... Rich, I don't know."}, {"start": 4247.9400000000005, "end": 4250.9400000000005, "text": " He looks like the guy who's Geo-guessing in England as well."}, {"start": 4250.9400000000005, "end": 4251.9400000000005, "text": " What's his name?"}, {"start": 4251.9400000000005, "end": 4254.4400000000005, "text": " Uh, Geo-Wizard, my god. He looks like Geo-Wizard."}, {"start": 4254.9400000000005, "end": 4256.4400000000005, "text": " Nah, Ed Winslet is better."}, {"start": 4256.4400000000005, "end": 4259.4400000000005, "text": " Taste 1, Eugen of A."}, {"start": 4259.4400000000005, "end": 4261.4400000000005, "text": " Well, Javi, going all the way to the..."}, {"start": 4291.4400000000005, "end": 4300.06, "text": " It looks like a guy that's building in the forest, I don't know what you call it, out of"}, {"start": 4300.06, "end": 4301.06, "text": " wood like you build something."}, {"start": 4301.06, "end": 4303.06, "text": " Let's go team captain start the game"}, {"start": 4303.06, "end": 4304.06, "text": " Of course he wins"}, {"start": 4304.06, "end": 4306.06, "text": " I have seen Ricky play this game before"}, {"start": 4306.06, "end": 4307.06, "text": " Remember it is"}, {"start": 4307.06, "end": 4309.06, "text": " That was some last full-time match"}, {"start": 4309.06, "end": 4310.06, "text": " The shelter, yes"}, {"start": 4310.06, "end": 4312.06, "text": " And Scott, who is a f***ing mean"}, {"start": 4312.06, "end": 4315.06, "text": " All the way around the court with good, impactful decisions"}, {"start": 4315.06, "end": 4316.06, "text": " The silence of the haters still"}, {"start": 4316.06, "end": 4317.06, "text": " Two zeros"}, {"start": 4318.06, "end": 4319.06, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 4320.06, "end": 4323.06, "text": " So far every guess was wrong, so I'm gonna go with the opposite guess"}, {"start": 4323.06, "end": 4326.06, "text": " Of course I would go for Jakob bro"}, {"start": 4326.06, "end": 4328.06, "text": " Jakob looks f***ing locked, he's ahead of his game"}, {"start": 4328.06, "end": 4330.06, "text": " And he looks like he didn't sleep for a whole week"}, {"start": 4330.06, "end": 4338.620000000001, "text": " whole week reverse I'm going with Andy I'm going with Andy he didn't sleep"}, {"start": 4338.620000000001, "end": 4341.9400000000005, "text": " because he was practicing all night maybe he's on fucking cocaine right now"}, {"start": 4341.9400000000005, "end": 4345.02, "text": " check this out"}, {"start": 4345.02, "end": 4348.5, "text": " he looks more locked in than on the pick"}, {"start": 4348.5, "end": 4355.620000000001, "text": " what what what what the fuck what was that corner"}, {"start": 4355.62, "end": 4361.46, "text": " chasing what the manner where everyone look at us what is he doing right now"}, {"start": 4362.42, "end": 4367.46, "text": " just fucking rip it and go insta to the corner why is he think like who knows the"}, {"start": 4371.38, "end": 4374.74, "text": " ends under the ridge now and puts on the jets and here he goes and it's just"}, {"start": 4376.26, "end": 4382.5, "text": " everything he does and i'm not sure it's making it all precise because andy tommy has not been able"}, {"start": 4382.5, "end": 4384.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4385.5, "end": 4390.82, "text": " 90 points I couldn't that's point eight seconds off. You almost had him no"}, {"start": 4399.22, "end": 4404.06, "text": " Check do they have like elect electrical recognition like in what do you call this part where you go?"}, {"start": 4406.3, "end": 4409.46, "text": " You know the sport and then it goes beep every time you hit"}, {"start": 4409.46, "end": 4413.42, "text": " Do they have like I don't know some electrical shit and then suck it's on fencing"}, {"start": 4413.42, "end": 4415.78, "text": " Yes, a couple of injuries he's smashing himself up"}, {"start": 4416.34, "end": 4418.34, "text": " If they don't"}, {"start": 4418.34, "end": 4419.34, "text": " then he probably lost"}, {"start": 4419.34, "end": 4422.26, "text": " Look at this and there's the tag right there on"}, {"start": 4422.26, "end": 4425.3, "text": " Hey yo, was it the closest target or did he"}, {"start": 4425.3, "end": 4427.9, "text": " I think it's gonna work down here. Look at this"}, {"start": 4429.8, "end": 4431.96, "text": " Yo, why are you going for a shoe, bro?"}, {"start": 4436.6, "end": 4439.1, "text": " There's no reason to go for the ass cheeks there, bro"}, {"start": 4439.46, "end": 4443.7, "text": " Am I crazy? This lag is about to leave but yeah, it had that time I think."}, {"start": 4443.7, "end": 4447.7, "text": " There's the tag right there on that young man's backside."}, {"start": 4447.7, "end": 4451.7, "text": " He's back-delating. Watch 0, team back."}, {"start": 4451.7, "end": 4453.7, "text": " Big straight!"}, {"start": 4453.7, "end": 4457.7, "text": " Check, is this even CT vs 2?"}, {"start": 4457.7, "end": 4461.7, "text": " Now he's seen this before but not so far in the UK championship this year."}, {"start": 4461.7, "end": 4463.7, "text": " Ah, we're done."}, {"start": 4463.7, "end": 4465.7, "text": " Yes it is. It's 20 seconds."}, {"start": 4465.7, "end": 4467.7, "text": " Interesting, bro."}, {"start": 4467.7, "end": 4471.62, "text": " I feel like what would I be better? I feel like T side is easier. No"}, {"start": 4472.66, "end": 4477.66, "text": " Power slap. Hmm say any more cool shit. I know last one last one was this"}, {"start": 4478.58, "end": 4481.16, "text": " Actually, right yuppie send something. I have to click yuppie link always"}, {"start": 4486.46, "end": 4489.42, "text": " Wait yuppie link this yuppie you're not even American"}, {"start": 4490.26, "end": 4493.34, "text": " Check in America basketball is is is"}, {"start": 4493.34, "end": 4497.5, "text": " everywhere bro you turn on the TV suck they talk about the brawn like it's"}, {"start": 4497.5, "end": 4502.5, "text": " crazy bro I feel like everyone over there owns a jersey bro for me I can"}, {"start": 4502.5, "end": 4506.7, "text": " never really watch basketball ever as a German"}, {"start": 4523.34, "end": 4525.34, "text": " After time"}, {"start": 4530.46, "end": 4535.9400000000005, "text": " Because if it's in the air right interesting interesting interesting"}, {"start": 4542.78, "end": 4544.78, "text": " I love how they already go on the pitch"}, {"start": 4553.34, "end": 4555.82, "text": " taking anybody coming to the ball."}, {"start": 4555.82, "end": 4558.34, "text": " Series on the line and Norman got it off."}, {"start": 4558.34, "end": 4560.82, "text": " No, interesting, interesting."}, {"start": 4560.82, "end": 4561.82, "text": " OK, is that it, boys?"}, {"start": 4561.82, "end": 4562.3, "text": " Is that it?"}, {"start": 4562.3, "end": 4563.18, "text": " I think that's it, or?"}, {"start": 4563.18, "end": 4563.78, "text": " I think that's it."}, {"start": 4563.78, "end": 4564.3, "text": " I think that's it."}, {"start": 4564.3, "end": 4565.26, "text": " I think that's it."}, {"start": 4565.26, "end": 4565.860000000001, "text": " I think that's it."}, {"start": 4565.860000000001, "end": 4566.38, "text": " I think that's it."}, {"start": 4566.38, "end": 4568.3, "text": " I think that's it."}, {"start": 4568.3, "end": 4572.38, "text": " Any more out of pocket, any more things that are crazy?"}, {"start": 4572.38, "end": 4572.9400000000005, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4572.9400000000005, "end": 4574.58, "text": " Joe Taltoloni, Bartolosi."}, {"start": 4574.58, "end": 4575.82, "text": " That's a little bit."}, {"start": 4575.82, "end": 4577.62, "text": " Give a stretch for me, please."}, {"start": 4577.62, "end": 4579.02, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4579.02, "end": 4582.58, "text": " We're all scratched my ass."}, {"start": 4582.58, "end": 4587.58, "text": " What did I just click on? I clicked it because it said JobBotLosey has a message showing a pixelball playing CS."}, {"start": 4588.58, "end": 4592.58, "text": " This is the most vile ship my ears are listening to right now."}, {"start": 4592.58, "end": 4598.58, "text": " Is he gonna say something other than this or did I get click baited?"}, {"start": 4598.58, "end": 4601.58, "text": " Do you ever like, like play with your butt?"}, {"start": 4601.58, "end": 4603.58, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 4603.58, "end": 4607.58, "text": " Yeah like sometimes if I'm laying on my stomach I'd be like flapping each butt muscle."}, {"start": 4607.58, "end": 4611.58, "text": " No I mean like grip it like you ever like be laying down with your girl you just like grip it?"}, {"start": 4611.58, "end": 4614.74, "text": " Grip it wrap it my own ass never asked her to squeeze your bike"}, {"start": 4618.66, "end": 4620.66, "text": " What did he say what did he say"}, {"start": 4624.54, "end": 4626.66, "text": " I don't know what he's saying mmm. Okay, there's a"}, {"start": 4628.1, "end": 4632.0199999999995, "text": " Ticket up what else? What else what else what else last clip last"}, {"start": 4633.26, "end": 4638.46, "text": " Clippy I am Rio trailer. I don't know if I want to get hyped for this bro"}, {"start": 4638.46, "end": 4646.5, "text": " Who saw the new cold streaming rules the cold streaming rule situation is crazy. I don't know. We'll see we'll see"}, {"start": 4648.96, "end": 4653.4, "text": " What else what else I don't know for watching it we'll see"}, {"start": 4655.36, "end": 4657.36, "text": " Now there's some other shit"}, {"start": 4660.12, "end": 4662.12, "text": " What is this what is this"}, {"start": 4663.9, "end": 4665.9, "text": " Some friendships might get ruined after this one"}, {"start": 4665.900000000001, "end": 4667.900000000001, "text": " it's time to draw a Rackay."}, {"start": 4667.900000000001, "end": 4671.900000000001, "text": " It's 16 months worthy of a welcome to the jungle."}, {"start": 4671.900000000001, "end": 4673.900000000001, "text": " I'm still being like..."}, {"start": 4673.900000000001, "end": 4675.900000000001, "text": " I'm..."}, {"start": 4675.900000000001, "end": 4676.900000000001, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 4676.900000000001, "end": 4677.900000000001, "text": " Axe?"}, {"start": 4677.900000000001, "end": 4679.900000000001, "text": " You need a little tail, you know?"}, {"start": 4679.900000000001, "end": 4680.900000000001, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 4680.900000000001, "end": 4682.900000000001, "text": " Is that camera on my left?"}, {"start": 4682.900000000001, "end": 4684.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, that doesn't look bad."}, {"start": 4684.900000000001, "end": 4686.900000000001, "text": " I think it was too shaky. I fought for concept."}, {"start": 4686.900000000001, "end": 4687.900000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 4687.900000000001, "end": 4688.900000000001, "text": " Some friendships might get real..."}, {"start": 4688.900000000001, "end": 4690.900000000001, "text": " Axe! Are you good?"}, {"start": 4691.900000000001, "end": 4694.900000000001, "text": " It's 16 months worthy of a welcome to the jungle."}, {"start": 4696.860000000001, "end": 4698.860000000001, "text": " What the fuck did he do that?"}, {"start": 4701.1, "end": 4709.700000000001, "text": " Fucking on side B bro, what is this? What do you mean on side B? Look at what the hell chill bro the fuck. What is this? What is this?"}, {"start": 4712.500000000001, "end": 4716.06, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what's it what I just see on my screen?"}, {"start": 4716.38, "end": 4721.02, "text": " Why is so elimbi archer bro, and what the fuck? Oh my god. I thought okay, no one"}, {"start": 4721.02, "end": 4723.02, "text": " Chad"}, {"start": 4731.700000000001, "end": 4736.1, "text": " You know what's throwing me off about this clip other than this guy with a fucking eight pack in the back"}, {"start": 4740.0, "end": 4743.120000000001, "text": " Why the fuck did Zora put a scam off bro"}, {"start": 4744.02, "end": 4747.76, "text": " Like you know sometimes like a streamer says like you guys I can't stand up right now, bro"}, {"start": 4747.76, "end": 4753.92, "text": " because they may be bricked like why the fuck is this scam off bro are you good"}, {"start": 4753.92, "end": 4757.76, "text": " are you good bro like that"}, {"start": 4758.88, "end": 4765.6, "text": " there it is there it is bro in this face right like a tomato bro I'm gonna"}, {"start": 4765.6, "end": 4768.360000000001, "text": " take you all right"}, {"start": 4768.36, "end": 4770.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4777.16, "end": 4780.839999999999, "text": " Wanted to get invented bro, what if the archer get invented chat?"}, {"start": 4783.96, "end": 4785.96, "text": " What is this"}, {"start": 4787.32, "end": 4794.16, "text": " What's the word better before the archet and the AI slope and the internet oh my god imagine a world in life without internet, bro"}, {"start": 4794.16, "end": 4795.599999999999, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4795.6, "end": 4798.740000000001, "text": " Like these guys right here. No phones inside. No phones inside"}, {"start": 4799.8, "end": 4805.160000000001, "text": " W brah. They're all in Brazil right now for the tournament W's. All right. Are we done chat?"}, {"start": 4805.160000000001, "end": 4811.14, "text": " I think we're done. I think we're done. What is this? I should speak for gets to end stream on twitch. Oh my god the classic"}, {"start": 4812.280000000001, "end": 4815.280000000001, "text": " Chat because you have to end twitch separate and obvious, bro"}, {"start": 4815.96, "end": 4818.84, "text": " This is this is the number one scary thing bro"}, {"start": 4818.84, "end": 4824.0, "text": " Like then you leak something or then you like start gooning or something like oh my gosh, bro"}, {"start": 4855.6, "end": 4860.160000000001, "text": " No, bro imagine another I shouldn't meet incident. Oh hell no, bro. That would have been GG, bro"}, {"start": 4860.160000000001, "end": 4863.200000000001, "text": " That would have been GG said I had this before a couple of times"}, {"start": 4863.200000000001, "end": 4867.96, "text": " It's when it's it's the number one thing that happens bro when you rate someone on Twitch"}, {"start": 4869.0, "end": 4873.76, "text": " In your hat you're offline because you send your viewers over right, but you still have to end your stream"}, {"start": 4873.76, "end": 4879.04, "text": " Else you're still live, bro. I have couple of times. I've rated someone and then I I forgot to end bro"}, {"start": 4880.4800000000005, "end": 4882.4800000000005, "text": " okay, ah"}, {"start": 4882.4800000000005, "end": 4886.4800000000005, "text": " This guy went outside his car in the car wash for 20 gift at Zubao."}, {"start": 4904.4800000000005, "end": 4906.4800000000005, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4908.4800000000005, "end": 4910.4800000000005, "text": " Is this dangerous or not?"}, {"start": 4910.4800000000005, "end": 4917.360000000001, "text": " I don't think it is I mean don't do it but I don't think it is dangerous because some"}, {"start": 4917.360000000001, "end": 4926.52, "text": " people are saying like this is like this is Gigi."}, {"start": 4926.52, "end": 4927.52, "text": " You will die?"}, {"start": 4927.52, "end": 4930.76, "text": " Did he die or no?"}, {"start": 4930.76, "end": 4933.200000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4933.200000000001, "end": 4934.200000000001, "text": " I mean don't do it."}, {"start": 4934.200000000001, "end": 4935.200000000001, "text": " Oh gosh."}, {"start": 4935.200000000001, "end": 4937.200000000001, "text": " Well as a kid I used to love those fucking car washers bro."}, {"start": 4937.2, "end": 4942.9, "text": " When you sit inside bro and it sounds like, oh the sounds and it's so much fun."}, {"start": 4942.9, "end": 4943.9, "text": " What else?"}, {"start": 4943.9, "end": 4944.9, "text": " Do we have any other links?"}, {"start": 4944.9, "end": 4945.9, "text": " Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 4945.9, "end": 4950.98, "text": " I clicked another random link, surely this is the actual thing that they said."}, {"start": 4950.98, "end": 4951.98, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 4951.98, "end": 4961.94, "text": " And not another fucking, you know."}, {"start": 4961.94, "end": 4964.78, "text": " Who can tell the sport just by the sounds chat?"}, {"start": 4964.78, "end": 4978.54, "text": " it's the gold spot badminton bro chat you have no idea how sick this shit is bro"}, {"start": 4979.42, "end": 4983.5, "text": " like on tuesday i'm playing again bro this shit is too much fun bro i swear it's the best"}, {"start": 4983.5, "end": 4990.94, "text": " sport to play bro bang the feeling the sound everything about the sport bro everything"}, {"start": 4990.9400000000005, "end": 4996.22, "text": " about the sport is going to grow Asia knows bro this board is massive in Asia"}, {"start": 4996.22, "end": 5002.14, "text": " bro show me the fucking most type most type Batman 10 they also have a great"}, {"start": 5002.14, "end": 5005.900000000001, "text": " cast of this one woman cast all the games bro she's the gold bro show me"}, {"start": 5005.900000000001, "end": 5009.740000000001, "text": " some crazy shit right now this is the goat on the other side this is the"}, {"start": 5009.740000000001, "end": 5013.700000000001, "text": " gold medalist bro excels in bro excels in who are my shit keeps fucking"}, {"start": 5013.700000000001, "end": 5017.3, "text": " breaking bro fucking chrome type one if you hate chrome in the chat bro"}, {"start": 5017.3, "end": 5022.78, "text": " hell no zigzag yeah we're gonna play some georgas on a bit I don't think it's"}, {"start": 5022.78, "end": 5029.7, "text": " right now though Batman in craziest moment for me the craziest bro what is"}, {"start": 5029.7, "end": 5031.7, "text": " This"}, {"start": 5039.86, "end": 5044.099999999999, "text": " Accents number one in the word he's thinking about switching his record. What the fuck"}, {"start": 5052.099999999999, "end": 5054.099999999999, "text": " Is it clip farming"}, {"start": 5059.7, "end": 5061.7, "text": " Oh my goodness, me!"}, {"start": 5061.7, "end": 5062.7, "text": " Bang!"}, {"start": 5062.7, "end": 5064.7, "text": " Oh, this one!"}, {"start": 5064.7, "end": 5065.7, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 5065.7, "end": 5067.7, "text": " Oh, you love it!"}, {"start": 5067.7, "end": 5069.7, "text": " This woman right there, bro, she's the god."}, {"start": 5069.7, "end": 5072.7, "text": " Check, I think the sport has the fastest projectiles, no?"}, {"start": 5072.7, "end": 5074.7, "text": " Like when you hit a shuttlecock, bro, it goes..."}, {"start": 5074.7, "end": 5075.7, "text": " I have to check."}, {"start": 5085.7, "end": 5086.7, "text": " What is 500 KT-8s?"}, {"start": 5086.7, "end": 5087.7, "text": " Is that fast?"}, {"start": 5087.7, "end": 5089.7, "text": " Check this out!"}, {"start": 5089.7, "end": 5091.7, "text": " BANG!"}, {"start": 5093.7, "end": 5095.7, "text": " Suck!"}, {"start": 5103.7, "end": 5107.7, "text": " This is fast ass, shut your bitch ass up, is it?"}, {"start": 5107.7, "end": 5111.7, "text": " What is the fastest projectile in sport?"}, {"start": 5111.7, "end": 5113.7, "text": " Batman, Batman."}, {"start": 5113.7, "end": 5115.7, "text": " I TOLD YOU!"}, {"start": 5117.7, "end": 5125.099999999999, "text": " I never lie, and I'm never wrong over 500 km age"}, {"start": 5125.66, "end": 5127.66, "text": " Vass oh"}, {"start": 5129.139999999999, "end": 5134.179999999999, "text": " My gosh, there's no shuttlecock is the fastest projectile in all of sports"}, {"start": 5135.78, "end": 5140.5599999999995, "text": " Do I sound like him right now bro? Yeah, who does he think he is bro nerding out on his shot, bro"}, {"start": 5141.42, "end": 5145.62, "text": " Including the F1 car. I was called feather thing. Nope called a shuttlecock"}, {"start": 5145.62, "end": 5148.7, "text": " Man, this guy bro, do I sound like that bro?"}, {"start": 5150.9, "end": 5152.9, "text": " He thinks he's you"}, {"start": 5154.98, "end": 5158.78, "text": " Are we good or no are we good or no fury I'll be doing well bro congrats on your unbox bro"}, {"start": 5158.78, "end": 5162.0199999999995, "text": " I mean not not yet. Everybody knock on the table that"}, {"start": 5162.78, "end": 5166.0599999999995, "text": " First of all, that's gonna be a boy second of all that's all gonna go. W"}, {"start": 5166.86, "end": 5170.3, "text": " Congrats fury. Congrats, bro. I what else what else?"}, {"start": 5172.099999999999, "end": 5175.58, "text": " What is this jail mentioned you you are worried, okay?"}, {"start": 5175.62, "end": 5177.62, "text": " I never get killed like this"}, {"start": 5182.46, "end": 5185.44, "text": " But why did you keep this game or was it just so ass"}, {"start": 5187.46, "end": 5189.46, "text": " Let me report"}, {"start": 5189.46, "end": 5192.9, "text": " and he's level eight on face at stuff why does he mention me he doesn't level"}, {"start": 5192.9, "end": 5197.38, "text": " seven yeah level eight"}, {"start": 5201.46, "end": 5205.78, "text": " yo that is like oh in a pixel type beat"}, {"start": 5212.26, "end": 5216.26, "text": " chat I'm not bad at the game bro"}, {"start": 5219.46, "end": 5226.18, "text": " Listen bro it's because I don't play bro if I would play it would be yellowed"}, {"start": 5226.18, "end": 5236.18, "text": " yellow rank bro yellow or rat are you stupid all right Chad um wait a second"}, {"start": 5236.18, "end": 5251.900000000001, "text": " nine the geo guess a thing doesn't work chart blah blah blah blah blah infinite"}, {"start": 5251.900000000001, "end": 5255.02, "text": " guesses we wanted to do infinite guesses versus a pro like I can guess"}, {"start": 5255.02, "end": 5258.900000000001, "text": " infinitely but it doesn't work this wall hex scripts it has a bunch of fun"}, {"start": 5258.900000000001, "end": 5263.900000000001, "text": " stuff. Adjustable circle. That's kind of mad."}, {"start": 5267.18, "end": 5268.9400000000005, "text": " Ooh, I like this."}, {"start": 5271.580000000001, "end": 5275.740000000001, "text": " Chad, this is the coolest one. No, if, if, if I know where like,"}, {"start": 5275.9400000000005, "end": 5278.820000000001, "text": " if I know the longitude or latitude,"}, {"start": 5281.14, "end": 5284.06, "text": " but I would beat him easily, bro. Like I can easily differentiate Russia"}, {"start": 5284.06, "end": 5287.14, "text": " versus Canada or Greenland. Should we do that? Yeah."}, {"start": 5287.14, "end": 5290.42, "text": " Okay chat and we're also going to do make me laugh when a hundred bucks, bro"}, {"start": 5290.42, "end": 5294.38, "text": " Um, I already downloaded comedy night type one if you want to see that right now"}, {"start": 5294.38, "end": 5298.5, "text": " But today I'm not gonna laugh bro today. I'm not gonna laugh. Can I pay you out in skins chat?"}, {"start": 5298.9800000000005, "end": 5300.820000000001, "text": " Or do I have to like?"}, {"start": 5300.820000000001, "end": 5304.04, "text": " Like skins is just like it's just like easier, bro"}, {"start": 5306.34, "end": 5308.34, "text": " But I can also do the"}, {"start": 5309.700000000001, "end": 5311.700000000001, "text": " Am I not you I"}, {"start": 5311.7, "end": 5317.5599999999995, "text": " I don't know I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll we'll talk to the winners we'll talk to the winners"}, {"start": 5317.5599999999995, "end": 5323.86, "text": " I hope the winner doesn't work for the gift cars. Yeah"}, {"start": 5326.26, "end": 5328.26, "text": " Muda calling"}, {"start": 5330.84, "end": 5332.84, "text": " Chat"}, {"start": 5333.099999999999, "end": 5337.0, "text": " Let me see wait, what's your guess right now? No, not yet. Or yes, it was"}, {"start": 5337.0, "end": 5345.36, "text": " yo yo yo yo let me call zigzag bro let me call zigzag let me call zigzag"}, {"start": 5347.92, "end": 5352.8, "text": " also wouldn't mind some more zigzag"}, {"start": 5352.8, "end": 5357.48, "text": " aww what's up? haven't talked in a bit bro how you doing bro? I'm chillin man"}, {"start": 5357.48, "end": 5361.36, "text": " going good going good good shit listen bro the thing is not possible to"}, {"start": 5361.36, "end": 5365.44, "text": " infinite guesses yeah so infinite guess is not possible but we do have like a"}, {"start": 5365.4400000000005, "end": 5369.76, "text": " a bunch of other cheats. There's one that shows the longitude latitude, one that always tells"}, {"start": 5369.76, "end": 5374.72, "text": " you the country, one that shows you a circle in which the location is. So we can do those,"}, {"start": 5374.72, "end": 5378.02, "text": " otherwise we can wait for the script to be fixed."}, {"start": 5378.02, "end": 5382.080000000001, "text": " We can do both, bro. We can redo one right now. We wait for the script."}, {"start": 5382.080000000001, "end": 5383.080000000001, "text": " Hell it down."}, {"start": 5383.080000000001, "end": 5384.080000000001, "text": " Hell it down."}, {"start": 5384.080000000001, "end": 5389.360000000001, "text": " I think the longitude one is the coolest one, no? I think that's the best. You just"}, {"start": 5389.360000000001, "end": 5393.160000000001, "text": " have to tell me how to install it, though."}, {"start": 5393.16, "end": 5395.68, "text": " The first thing, I sent you the steps up here."}, {"start": 5395.68, "end": 5399.04, "text": " The first thing, you get Tampa Monkey, which is linked."}, {"start": 5399.04, "end": 5399.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5402.5199999999995, "end": 5403.36, "text": " Okay, it's not."}, {"start": 5403.36, "end": 5405.0, "text": " It's a message, I can reply to it."}, {"start": 5405.0, "end": 5406.08, "text": " No, no, I got it, I got it."}, {"start": 5406.08, "end": 5409.32, "text": " Bang, add to Chrome, yes, done, done, done."}, {"start": 5409.32, "end": 5411.88, "text": " Great, then you go to manage extensions?"}, {"start": 5411.88, "end": 5413.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5413.48, "end": 5415.36, "text": " Which I showed you where it is."}, {"start": 5415.36, "end": 5416.8, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have, I have."}, {"start": 5416.8, "end": 5417.639999999999, "text": " Oh, I'm not stupid."}, {"start": 5417.639999999999, "end": 5418.48, "text": " I'm not stupid."}, {"start": 5418.48, "end": 5419.32, "text": " I'm not stupid."}, {"start": 5419.32, "end": 5421.12, "text": " Bro, it's like, I can tutorial though,"}, {"start": 5421.12, "end": 5433.12, "text": " I'm not fucking... I don't want to say a word bro, like what?"}, {"start": 5433.12, "end": 5435.12, "text": " I... so..."}, {"start": 5435.12, "end": 5439.12, "text": " Okay, okay, details, so you find time for me again and click details."}, {"start": 5439.12, "end": 5440.12, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5440.12, "end": 5442.12, "text": " And then allow this..."}, {"start": 5442.12, "end": 5445.12, "text": " Very top right says development, you enable that."}, {"start": 5445.12, "end": 5449.12, "text": " And then there's another box that says allow user scripts."}, {"start": 5449.12, "end": 5456.48, "text": " Oh hell no. I'm scared of getting hacked bro. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, and then you just download the whole hex"}, {"start": 5457.84, "end": 5463.68, "text": " Where was that? I hear I'll use a script spang. Okay, and then the wall hex"}, {"start": 5464.64, "end": 5466.0, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 5466.0, "end": 5470.96, "text": " The whole thing so yeah, you download the whole thing and then copy um"}, {"start": 5473.0, "end": 5475.16, "text": " Just download it. Yeah suck"}, {"start": 5475.96, "end": 5477.96, "text": " Install right once you yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 5479.12, "end": 5484.4, "text": " All right done. Okay, perfect. So now do you have Gio open?"}, {"start": 5485.08, "end": 5490.94, "text": " No, I can open it right now. Yes, I open it and let's see if it's working. We'll do like a test one just to see"}, {"start": 5490.94, "end": 5495.88, "text": " Okay, right now if I would play a ranked game, would it show me as well long it took?"}, {"start": 5497.92, "end": 5503.0, "text": " I actually don't know the answer to that question, but definitely disable it before you do that"}, {"start": 5504.24, "end": 5507.68, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will I will I will which had off stream getting some heat up"}, {"start": 5507.68, "end": 5509.68, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 5511.52, "end": 5514.88, "text": " Okay, I'm too lobby. I'm sorry. All right"}, {"start": 5515.360000000001, "end": 5520.08, "text": " Let me not leak this but I think but I'm not can we change title and everything on YouTube twitch cause you're in the bus"}, {"start": 5520.4800000000005, "end": 5522.320000000001, "text": " It's like what?"}, {"start": 5522.320000000001, "end": 5525.12, "text": " What's a good time your YouTube guys exact always struggle?"}, {"start": 5525.76, "end": 5527.6, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 5527.6, "end": 5533.8, "text": " What's what's a good time? Oh, I don't know. I think"}, {"start": 5537.68, "end": 5543.68, "text": " Giorgessin, um, Giorgessin noob with wallhacks versus Giorgessin pro."}, {"start": 5543.68, "end": 5547.68, "text": " Ooh, Moth, just put that, just put that."}, {"start": 5547.68, "end": 5549.68, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5549.68, "end": 5551.68, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 5551.68, "end": 5553.68, "text": " Wait, why noob?"}, {"start": 5553.68, "end": 5555.68, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, pause, pause."}, {"start": 5555.68, "end": 5557.68, "text": " Okay, wait, who's the noob in this one, bro?"}, {"start": 5557.68, "end": 5559.68, "text": " Off for a good title."}, {"start": 5559.68, "end": 5561.68, "text": " Oh, yeah, okay, so, oh, exactly right now."}, {"start": 5561.68, "end": 5563.68, "text": " I get it, I get it."}, {"start": 5563.68, "end": 5565.68, "text": " Yes, we have to click that, bro."}, {"start": 5565.68, "end": 5571.56, "text": " Alright, yeah, exactly um, then if they do you're actually a pro as well, then it's not gonna be interesting. You're right. You're right"}, {"start": 5572.240000000001, "end": 5575.52, "text": " Okay, I'm just hitting spot. I'm just gonna see if it's working. Let's see. Let's"}, {"start": 5576.4800000000005, "end": 5578.4800000000005, "text": " Pull up your stream"}, {"start": 5579.92, "end": 5582.08, "text": " Yeah, I see that it's in the US"}, {"start": 5584.64, "end": 5587.92, "text": " Oh my gosh, yes, it's working. Okay, so you just put the cog in the bottom line"}, {"start": 5588.64, "end": 5592.240000000001, "text": " Oh my god, this is my my cheat bottom left cog. Yes"}, {"start": 5592.24, "end": 5599.599999999999, "text": " And then so then it's got the two options. So you go into enable whichever one you want you can"}, {"start": 5599.599999999999, "end": 5606.24, "text": " do longitude latitude wait longitude or latitude I want the horizontal horizontal line. Yeah"}, {"start": 5612.24, "end": 5616.8, "text": " Yo, bro. No, bro. No, I feel bad because some people from the chat want to cheat after this, bro"}, {"start": 5616.8, "end": 5622.16, "text": " Like if this works in rank, is this an actual cheater people like did I just install hex or is it"}, {"start": 5622.24, "end": 5624.24, "text": " Like for challenges"}, {"start": 5624.5599999999995, "end": 5630.76, "text": " It's just for challenges. I'm actually because I've never tried to key ranked with it on I have no idea if it works"}, {"start": 5630.76, "end": 5633.179999999999, "text": " I'm on but it's not a public script. It's it's it's not"}, {"start": 5647.0, "end": 5649.0, "text": " Wait a second wait a second"}, {"start": 5652.24, "end": 5654.24, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 5654.24, "end": 5658.24, "text": " What a circle, what a circle, a circle is like a range right?"}, {"start": 5658.24, "end": 5662.24, "text": " Yo bro, what is multi?"}, {"start": 5662.24, "end": 5664.24, "text": " Multi-circles"}, {"start": 5664.24, "end": 5667.24, "text": " Multiple circles are going to give you multiple circles that are possible"}, {"start": 5667.24, "end": 5670.24, "text": " Ahh, what is time zone?"}, {"start": 5670.24, "end": 5672.24, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 5672.24, "end": 5674.24, "text": " That's a choice group which time zone you're in"}, {"start": 5674.24, "end": 5676.24, "text": " Yo yo yo"}, {"start": 5676.24, "end": 5678.24, "text": " Yo yo yo"}, {"start": 5678.24, "end": 5680.24, "text": " Now we're doing the longer tube one"}, {"start": 5680.24, "end": 5684.08, "text": " Easy easy easy. Alright, let's end the game. Let's end the game. Let's end the game. Oh my gosh, brother"}, {"start": 5685.76, "end": 5691.179999999999, "text": " Jet no shot. I'm losing bro. No shot. I'm losing bro. All right. Listen, bro. Listen listen listen listen. Um"}, {"start": 5693.0199999999995, "end": 5695.5199999999995, "text": " Do you think you're gonna win this yeah, okay, bro I"}, {"start": 5698.28, "end": 5701.599999999999, "text": " Would say I would yeah, I would actually favor myself. I think so"}, {"start": 5706.38, "end": 5709.58, "text": " And you're using the cheats as well or no"}, {"start": 5710.24, "end": 5714.26, "text": " It's okay, bro. You're not winning. Are you stupid?"}, {"start": 5715.0, "end": 5720.48, "text": " Listen, bro. Listen, listen, listen. I think we should do more HP though, right? Maybe like 10k HP instead"}, {"start": 5720.48, "end": 5724.28, "text": " Or is that crazy? I'm done. Okay. No, thank you. Thank you. It's good. Okay"}, {"start": 5726.04, "end": 5727.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5727.16, "end": 5729.719999999999, "text": " Mean listen, I don't know if you're being badass right now, bro"}, {"start": 5729.719999999999, "end": 5732.12, "text": " But you want to put some money behind this bro? You want to put some money?"}, {"start": 5732.12, "end": 5736.639999999999, "text": " If you think you're gonna win, I'm down if you think you're favorite. I'm down put some money on"}, {"start": 5736.639999999999, "end": 5738.639999999999, "text": " I'm gonna put some money on six egg"}, {"start": 5740.24, "end": 5742.24, "text": " That's a company now, huh?"}, {"start": 5744.08, "end": 5747.96, "text": " All I all I know is the longitude all I know is the longitude zigzag"}, {"start": 5748.16, "end": 5751.8, "text": " That's not a thing. I'm trying to think there are some countries where it's gonna be so diabolical"}, {"start": 5751.8, "end": 5755.08, "text": " Think of chili bird. I think of chili bird. You can know exactly where it is"}, {"start": 5761.5199999999995, "end": 5765.28, "text": " We can put some saps on the line if you want some saps some gifted saps if you want a"}, {"start": 5767.0, "end": 5769.0, "text": " Little bit a little bit"}, {"start": 5770.24, "end": 5775.44, "text": " What's a little bit to you? What's a little bit to you a little bit to me as one thousand? I'm joking bro"}, {"start": 5775.44, "end": 5777.88, "text": " How many how many I'm joking. I'm joking how many how many how many?"}, {"start": 5786.0, "end": 5789.98, "text": " Okay, yeah, again if you feel like you're getting Rob, bro if you win"}, {"start": 5790.8, "end": 5795.42, "text": " It's not that hard of a challenge, bro. I only know the longitude only the longitude bro"}, {"start": 5795.719999999999, "end": 5798.48, "text": " That's nothing. That's nothing 50 gifted locked in"}, {"start": 5800.24, "end": 5802.24, "text": " Wait wait wait, oh my god, wait wait wait."}, {"start": 5802.24, "end": 5806.96, "text": " BO3 or only one game right now, like 10KHP?"}, {"start": 5806.96, "end": 5809.46, "text": " Maybe that's to 5KHP and BO3R?"}, {"start": 5809.46, "end": 5811.96, "text": " Or 6K or whatever this is."}, {"start": 5811.96, "end": 5814.66, "text": " We can even do 10KB or 3, it's not gonna take that long."}, {"start": 5816.099999999999, "end": 5818.099999999999, "text": " Because I'm gonna crush you?"}, {"start": 5820.54, "end": 5822.54, "text": " What do you mean they're gonna take that long?"}, {"start": 5824.5199999999995, "end": 5826.5199999999995, "text": " You can make the rules."}, {"start": 5826.5199999999995, "end": 5828.7, "text": " 10K, 10K, best of three, best of three, best of three."}, {"start": 5828.7, "end": 5829.7, "text": " Keep it simple."}, {"start": 5830.24, "end": 5836.96, "text": " 10kb03 zigzag wait let me make sure i'll close my chat as well since uh like you think like i'm"}, {"start": 5836.96, "end": 5840.639999999999, "text": " not gonna cheat bro i'm not i mean wait i am cheating wait hold on a second i am cheating wait"}, {"start": 5840.639999999999, "end": 5844.96, "text": " hold on the shit is not gonna tell me shit but i'll not even look at it okay i'll like keep it"}, {"start": 5844.96, "end": 5850.719999999999, "text": " yeah i'll i'll put it off suck check this off mod prediction right now prediction right now um"}, {"start": 5851.599999999999, "end": 5858.4, "text": " and change title maybe um and i will record my p o v as well to uh you know so it'll be on"}, {"start": 5858.400000000001, "end": 5862.960000000001, "text": " on YouTube and everyone can see that I'm playing clean as well zigzag on YouTube"}, {"start": 5862.960000000001, "end": 5868.360000000001, "text": " and on Twitch my Australian votes zigzag whenever you're ready wait I'll put on"}, {"start": 5868.360000000001, "end": 5871.52, "text": " some music to lock em bro this song right here oh my god bro you're done"}, {"start": 5871.52, "end": 5880.120000000001, "text": " okay I am ready I think I'm ready when you are ready okay let's get it good"}, {"start": 5880.120000000001, "end": 5885.920000000001, "text": " luck best of luck zigzag come on line let's get it let's go good luck"}, {"start": 5885.92, "end": 5887.2, "text": " Good luck brother."}, {"start": 5887.2, "end": 5891.12, "text": " Let me think, I haven't thought about anything right now."}, {"start": 5891.12, "end": 5894.96, "text": " We can do open voice if you want, but I will be yapping, I will be yapping."}, {"start": 5894.96, "end": 5898.32, "text": " I don't give you any hints I think if I yap."}, {"start": 5898.32, "end": 5899.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5899.32, "end": 5900.32, "text": " Meccani Aerta."}, {"start": 5900.32, "end": 5904.76, "text": " Gotta be South America."}, {"start": 5904.76, "end": 5908.16, "text": " Sun is where?"}, {"start": 5908.16, "end": 5910.12, "text": " Sun is Wemtony."}, {"start": 5910.12, "end": 5913.76, "text": " That's not good for me."}, {"start": 5913.76, "end": 5915.2, "text": " It's gotta be South America."}, {"start": 5915.2, "end": 5922.2, "text": " Peru? Wait I give you tips if I say this. Shit. I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have said that."}, {"start": 5922.2, "end": 5927.2, "text": " Now he knows the longitude. Unless I trolled. Am I one step ahead? Zygzak. Am I one step ahead?"}, {"start": 5929.2, "end": 5935.2, "text": " Does she look Bolivian? Oh no. Bolivia, Peru. Bolivia, Peru. I can't..."}, {"start": 5935.2, "end": 5942.2, "text": " Four seconds. I'm gonna go Peru. I'm gonna go Peru, please! No! Zygzak!"}, {"start": 5942.2, "end": 5945.5, "text": " Okay, let me look at it fucking 10 10k HP"}, {"start": 5945.96, "end": 5951.12, "text": " Get the readers in the age and only 50. Oh my gosh if you would have said a hundred gifts that I would have been also down"}, {"start": 5955.12, "end": 5958.179999999999, "text": " Can't say to him where this is always gonna get this wrong child"}, {"start": 5959.08, "end": 5963.5199999999995, "text": " This one is free for me. You know why because it's Japan and Japan is only this small"}, {"start": 5963.5199999999995, "end": 5966.0199999999995, "text": " So I have a huge advantage by having the longitude brah"}, {"start": 5966.92, "end": 5971.4, "text": " Is there a big city around here? Yes, there is all your cooked if you didn't go Takasaki"}, {"start": 5971.400000000001, "end": 5973.400000000001, "text": " You're cooked zigzag"}, {"start": 5988.200000000001, "end": 5990.200000000001, "text": " That's yep more think"}, {"start": 5990.2, "end": 6000.2, "text": " Oh my god, zigzag!"}, {"start": 6000.2, "end": 6003.72, "text": " If this is Taiwan, I'm about to one shot your ass."}, {"start": 6003.72, "end": 6005.16, "text": " It has to be Taiwan."}, {"start": 6005.16, "end": 6008.639999999999, "text": " Is there any other country, where in Hong Kong?"}, {"start": 6008.639999999999, "end": 6016.76, "text": " Taiwan, please be Taiwan, please be- nah!"}, {"start": 6016.76, "end": 6021.280000000001, "text": " Yo, can you even hear me? Hello?"}, {"start": 6021.280000000001, "end": 6025.52, "text": " He's deafened, he's deafened, he's so locked in, he's deafened. I was talking to a wall."}, {"start": 6025.52, "end": 6028.4800000000005, "text": " Chad, how am I losing this?"}, {"start": 6028.4800000000005, "end": 6030.96, "text": " Europe. Oh no."}, {"start": 6030.96, "end": 6034.64, "text": " I haven't won a single round."}, {"start": 6034.64, "end": 6037.84, "text": " Sun is west, doesn't give us any information."}, {"start": 6037.84, "end": 6041.64, "text": " Paws, it's trees. A yellow bus?"}, {"start": 6041.64, "end": 6045.08, "text": " Is this America? This is America, not Europe."}, {"start": 6045.08, "end": 6050.08, "text": " If I'm wrong on the continent, then actually, this is America."}, {"start": 6051.08, "end": 6052.08, "text": " Yes, look at the car."}, {"start": 6053.08, "end": 6054.08, "text": " Ah, question is where."}, {"start": 6055.08, "end": 6057.08, "text": " It doesn't even matter if he has more time."}, {"start": 6058.08, "end": 6060.08, "text": " Is this move or no move? It's no move."}, {"start": 6061.08, "end": 6062.08, "text": " It has to be North Dakota."}, {"start": 6063.08, "end": 6065.08, "text": " I'm just gonna lock it, Royce. I'm just gonna lock it."}, {"start": 6065.08, "end": 6067.08, "text": " No! Where did I go?"}, {"start": 6069.08, "end": 6070.08, "text": " Montreal?"}, {"start": 6071.08, "end": 6073.08, "text": " Is that on my longitude? No, right?"}, {"start": 6073.08, "end": 6075.08, "text": " All right, Nain!"}, {"start": 6086.08, "end": 6087.08, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 6088.08, "end": 6089.08, "text": " Good game?"}, {"start": 6091.08, "end": 6096.08, "text": " No, it was not a good game! I haven't won a single round! And I was talking to a white horse like your wife's not watching!"}, {"start": 6097.08, "end": 6099.08, "text": " Brother, what do you mean good game?"}, {"start": 6099.08, "end": 6105.08, "text": " It was a great game. I loved it. Especially like when you went to Peru and Brazil."}, {"start": 6105.08, "end": 6108.08, "text": " My cheats didn't work, my cheats didn't work, actually."}, {"start": 6108.08, "end": 6111.08, "text": " My cheats didn't work, bro. My cheats didn't work, my cheats didn't work, my cheats didn't work, my cheats didn't work."}, {"start": 6111.08, "end": 6116.08, "text": " I only... Listen, bro, listen, listen. Okay, my cheats didn't work, but listen to me, bro, listen to me."}, {"start": 6116.08, "end": 6117.08, "text": " I'm listening."}, {"start": 6117.08, "end": 6121.08, "text": " This is not fair, bro. Give me longitude and latitude, bro, please."}, {"start": 6123.08, "end": 6126.08, "text": " Wait, no, we actually can do it like that."}, {"start": 6126.08, "end": 6127.08, "text": " Fast?"}, {"start": 6127.08, "end": 6131.12, "text": " If you if you give yourself longitude and latitude then you can increase the"}, {"start": 6131.74, "end": 6135.4, "text": " That's ass. Then it's like I think it's ass"}, {"start": 6136.5599999999995, "end": 6138.86, "text": " My how did I lose though, bro?"}, {"start": 6142.76, "end": 6149.96, "text": " Is that low key I would let you I would keep the bet and let you also would I do that"}, {"start": 6149.96, "end": 6155.64, "text": " I would keep the bet and let you also see the country as well."}, {"start": 6155.64, "end": 6158.2, "text": " Can you select birth at once?"}, {"start": 6158.2, "end": 6159.2, "text": " Wait, maybe you can't actually."}, {"start": 6159.2, "end": 6160.2, "text": " No, you can't."}, {"start": 6160.2, "end": 6161.2, "text": " You can't."}, {"start": 6161.2, "end": 6165.04, "text": " Bro, I should have it."}, {"start": 6165.04, "end": 6166.04, "text": " Because I was yapping too much."}, {"start": 6166.04, "end": 6168.52, "text": " I'll mute up as well and I'll fully lock in."}, {"start": 6168.52, "end": 6170.16, "text": " We're going to a fucking BO3 designer."}, {"start": 6170.16, "end": 6171.16, "text": " You already know, bro."}, {"start": 6171.16, "end": 6172.16, "text": " I'll lock in."}, {"start": 6172.16, "end": 6173.16, "text": " Because I didn't apply the basics of GeoGas."}, {"start": 6173.16, "end": 6174.16, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 6174.16, "end": 6175.16, "text": " I'm going to death nap."}, {"start": 6175.16, "end": 6176.16, "text": " Check that song."}, {"start": 6176.16, "end": 6177.16, "text": " Check that song."}, {"start": 6177.16, "end": 6179.44, "text": " Wait, you don't need to because you already know the hemisphere."}, {"start": 6179.4400000000005, "end": 6184.4400000000005, "text": " That's right. Best of luck you will need it bro. Best of luck you will need it. That's why I didn't check the sunshade. You see why?"}, {"start": 6184.4400000000005, "end": 6187.4400000000005, "text": " Alright. Good luck buddy. Good luck buddy."}, {"start": 6188.4400000000005, "end": 6189.4400000000005, "text": " I definitely..."}, {"start": 6190.4400000000005, "end": 6191.4400000000005, "text": " Checked luck. I'm not losing."}, {"start": 6197.4400000000005, "end": 6200.4400000000005, "text": " South America or South Africa? God be South Africa."}, {"start": 6200.4400000000005, "end": 6201.4400000000005, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 6201.4400000000005, "end": 6205.4400000000005, "text": " Do I put him under pressure? Does it even matter? Does he gather more information by looking?"}, {"start": 6205.4400000000005, "end": 6206.4400000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6206.4400000000005, "end": 6207.4400000000005, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 6209.4400000000005, "end": 6213.4400000000005, "text": " Is that Ghana? Nigeria?"}, {"start": 6214.4400000000005, "end": 6217.4400000000005, "text": " It's Ghana or Nigeria. One of the two."}, {"start": 6218.4400000000005, "end": 6219.4400000000005, "text": " Gonna go Nigeria."}, {"start": 6221.4400000000005, "end": 6222.4400000000005, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 6226.4400000000005, "end": 6227.4400000000005, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 6229.4400000000005, "end": 6230.4400000000005, "text": " I gotta be closer now, alright?"}, {"start": 6231.4400000000005, "end": 6234.4400000000005, "text": " Please tell me I went around. Let's go Jack!"}, {"start": 6235.4400000000005, "end": 6236.4400000000005, "text": " Uh, 91?"}, {"start": 6239.4400000000005, "end": 6242.88, "text": " What is 10,000 divided by 91? How many rounds would it take me if I do 91?"}, {"start": 6245.080000000001, "end": 6249.160000000001, "text": " It's on the right. It's on the right. It's this Taiwan. This is Taiwan, GG!"}, {"start": 6249.68, "end": 6251.68, "text": " It's gotta be Taiwan, right?"}, {"start": 6252.6, "end": 6256.06, "text": " It can't be anything else. Yeah, it literally can't be anything else. So it's Tai-Pai."}, {"start": 6256.72, "end": 6261.6, "text": " Can I find the 5k? Can I find the 5k? Because he knows this is Tai-Pai as well, probably, right?"}, {"start": 6264.160000000001, "end": 6266.06, "text": " Do I see anything?"}, {"start": 6266.06, "end": 6272.38, "text": " So this is a crossway with a bridge on top a crossway with a bridge on top check this out check this out"}, {"start": 6272.38, "end": 6274.38, "text": " I need to find a bridge"}, {"start": 6282.860000000001, "end": 6284.860000000001, "text": " Not really brah"}, {"start": 6290.54, "end": 6294.22, "text": " Almost almost because the bridge was on top chat"}, {"start": 6296.06, "end": 6298.06, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 6298.06, "end": 6300.06, "text": " That's what we're getting there."}, {"start": 6300.06, "end": 6302.06, "text": " This could be a 24-hour stream."}, {"start": 6305.06, "end": 6306.06, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 6306.06, "end": 6307.06, "text": " This is where he wins, bro."}, {"start": 6307.06, "end": 6308.06, "text": " Because he looks at the fucking dirt and sees like,"}, {"start": 6308.06, "end": 6310.06, "text": " this is personally dirt."}, {"start": 6310.06, "end": 6311.06, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 6311.06, "end": 6313.06, "text": " This is America."}, {"start": 6316.06, "end": 6317.06, "text": " Bro, he's like,"}, {"start": 6317.06, "end": 6319.06, "text": " like right now he's yapping on a stream line."}, {"start": 6319.06, "end": 6321.06, "text": " These light poles are really significant for the European."}, {"start": 6321.06, "end": 6324.06, "text": " Like, shut your bitch-ass up, bro."}, {"start": 6324.06, "end": 6330.0, "text": " This bottle right here the way that we padded it shows the type of cement and this is the one that they use in like"}, {"start": 6331.34, "end": 6334.52, "text": " This guy bro. He's so cracked out nerded bro like"}, {"start": 6334.860000000001, "end": 6340.02, "text": " It's part of a cloud and geogas house that even I said yep, I didn't think I yep. I didn't think"}, {"start": 6343.580000000001, "end": 6346.18, "text": " No, no, I don't know I don't know no, I didn't think"}, {"start": 6346.18, "end": 6357.18, "text": " 9, 9, 9 bro, B07, no, no, no, Chad how am I supposed to know, how am I supposed to know"}, {"start": 6357.18, "end": 6364.18, "text": " Why would he even think about it if he gets this, this is not possible bro"}, {"start": 6364.18, "end": 6370.18, "text": " Mexico or South Africa, Chad all it takes is one guess where he's wrong and I'm right"}, {"start": 6370.18, "end": 6372.8, "text": " He gets literally no information. This is where I kill him, right?"}, {"start": 6373.22, "end": 6375.64, "text": " So it has to attack with south America"}, {"start": 6376.14, "end": 6381.1, "text": " And he will never he will never guess this why because it's in the middle of nowhere in Mexico, bro"}, {"start": 6381.740000000001, "end": 6383.740000000001, "text": " Probably here, bro. So banana fucking trees"}, {"start": 6387.66, "end": 6389.740000000001, "text": " This is where I get him bro, this is where I get him"}, {"start": 6392.9400000000005, "end": 6399.400000000001, "text": " This is where I fucking get him bro, what I can watch on him. What is he doing?"}, {"start": 6400.18, "end": 6411.780000000001, "text": " he has no idea yes no idea he's going in the mountains and I see"}, {"start": 6411.78, "end": 6433.78, "text": " I feel like I got robbed, things like, what?"}, {"start": 6433.78, "end": 6437.66, "text": " I feel like you could tell me which country it is."}, {"start": 6437.66, "end": 6441.66, "text": " I feel like you could give me longitude, latitude, a circle, the country, the nation,"}, {"start": 6441.66, "end": 6445.88, "text": " Bro, you could show me a picture of what it looks like there and I wouldn't fucking win"}, {"start": 6445.88, "end": 6451.82, "text": " You could give me AI you can put a fucking butt pluck up my ass and I'm vibrating from close and you're still gonna fucking win 3.0"}, {"start": 6454.139999999999, "end": 6456.139999999999, "text": " How"}, {"start": 6460.8, "end": 6462.8, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 6464.0599999999995, "end": 6466.0599999999995, "text": " This is my broken eyes like celebrating"}, {"start": 6466.06, "end": 6467.06, "text": " Zixac!"}, {"start": 6470.06, "end": 6472.06, "text": " Yo, are you taking the piss?"}, {"start": 6472.06, "end": 6474.06, "text": " Are you taking the piss, bro?"}, {"start": 6474.06, "end": 6476.06, "text": " Like, are you in the toilet right now?"}, {"start": 6479.06, "end": 6480.06, "text": " Zixac!"}, {"start": 6485.06, "end": 6487.06, "text": " He said, net dropped."}, {"start": 6488.06, "end": 6490.06, "text": " Should be back in one minute."}, {"start": 6491.06, "end": 6492.06, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 6492.06, "end": 6497.54, "text": " So his internet is going down and he's still fucking absolutely clubbed my ass, how is"}, {"start": 6497.54, "end": 6503.9800000000005, "text": " this even possible?"}, {"start": 6503.9800000000005, "end": 6507.26, "text": " Everything is going against him, I know the latitude, I know exactly where it is bro,"}, {"start": 6507.26, "end": 6511.22, "text": " his ass is getting didos and he's still winning, how?"}, {"start": 6511.22, "end": 6514.46, "text": " Chat, how can we even make this fair?"}, {"start": 6514.46, "end": 6519.26, "text": " I don't think these sheets are enough bro, I don't think these sheets are enough."}, {"start": 6519.26, "end": 6522.9800000000005, "text": " He said net spend dropped something so he has to go"}, {"start": 6535.820000000001, "end": 6537.820000000001, "text": " Is that a vape?"}, {"start": 6549.26, "end": 6557.26, "text": " Plia chat this oh, hi fucks person that spent chat. How did he do this well?"}, {"start": 6561.02, "end": 6568.18, "text": " Use latitude and longitude profile use latitude and longitude. I see where it is no"}, {"start": 6570.66, "end": 6572.900000000001, "text": " Did you deal us him to avoid 50 gifted"}, {"start": 6573.5, "end": 6577.54, "text": " No, I didn't bro. No, I didn't bro. Even if I would know his shit, bro"}, {"start": 6577.54, "end": 6586.9, "text": " wouldn't do it. What are you talking about bro? Use a circle. Bro. Do I use a circle"}, {"start": 6586.9, "end": 6595.14, "text": " bro? I mean a circle is just random though like it just shows me where it is. I don't"}, {"start": 6595.14, "end": 6604.06, "text": " know if I like the circle idea. What were the other sheets shot? Do they work in I'm"}, {"start": 6604.06, "end": 6606.06, "text": " I'm scared to check."}, {"start": 6606.06, "end": 6608.06, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 6608.06, "end": 6610.06, "text": " Gold by the way."}, {"start": 6610.06, "end": 6612.06, "text": " How am I this bad, bro?"}, {"start": 6612.06, "end": 6614.06, "text": " I can't queue a game, right?"}, {"start": 6616.06, "end": 6618.06, "text": " I will get banned, I think."}, {"start": 6618.06, "end": 6620.06, "text": " Single player maybe?"}, {"start": 6622.06, "end": 6624.06, "text": " You will get banned?"}, {"start": 6624.06, "end": 6626.06, "text": " Chad, do they have fucking single player?"}, {"start": 6626.06, "end": 6628.06, "text": " Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 6628.06, "end": 6630.06, "text": " Bro, you fucking rinsed me, bro."}, {"start": 6630.06, "end": 6632.06, "text": " Let me gift him 50 right now, bro."}, {"start": 6632.06, "end": 6635.76, "text": " 50 right now bro Chad who wants those sheets bro who wants those sheets bro"}, {"start": 6635.76, "end": 6640.700000000001, "text": " I'll sell them for 10 bucks one one one gift it's up. I sent you the code, bro"}, {"start": 6641.740000000001, "end": 6643.740000000001, "text": " Zigzag that's a joke"}, {"start": 6643.780000000001, "end": 6645.780000000001, "text": " No cheating allowed"}, {"start": 6649.780000000001, "end": 6653.02, "text": " No, you're all are being sassy barkers, bro"}, {"start": 6654.5, "end": 6656.5, "text": " Oh my yeah"}, {"start": 6656.5, "end": 6658.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6658.74, "end": 6665.1, "text": " Was it I was about to give you 50 bro, and I look at your offline chat and they're saying owner is delusional L only"}, {"start": 6669.46, "end": 6671.46, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 6671.46, "end": 6677.46, "text": " How did you do this zigzag like what I wish they have thousand thousand year guesser"}, {"start": 6678.66, "end": 6680.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6680.02, "end": 6683.46, "text": " Yeah, but I have thousands of hours and CS and I wouldn't be able to do this right now"}, {"start": 6683.46, "end": 6689.5, "text": " Like what am I this job, bro? I had the longitude bro. I know I knew exactly where was that"}, {"start": 6690.94, "end": 6692.94, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 6696.94, "end": 6698.94, "text": " I gave that anything we can do like"}, {"start": 6702.5, "end": 6707.02, "text": " Yeah, now I agree bro, that's the thing though, that's the thing though, you know"}, {"start": 6709.06, "end": 6711.38, "text": " Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 6713.46, "end": 6718.2, "text": " I'm not gonna lie your internet is dying right now, bro. Like you're a little bit. Yes"}, {"start": 6718.9800000000005, "end": 6721.88, "text": " Bra, what is this? This isn't saying never happens"}, {"start": 6722.74, "end": 6724.74, "text": " Shies"}, {"start": 6724.74, "end": 6729.0, "text": " It's the cheats, bro. Maybe you got some cheats as well, bro, and you're getting back dot right now"}, {"start": 6730.3, "end": 6731.9, "text": " Ziggs egg we do have to do it wait"}, {"start": 6731.9, "end": 6737.02, "text": " So if not with infinite guesses, it should be much easier for me than just having longitude, right?"}, {"start": 6738.18, "end": 6739.9800000000005, "text": " um"}, {"start": 6739.9800000000005, "end": 6745.820000000001, "text": " It I think I think if we run it back. I'll also play a no-moving panning or zooming like still image"}, {"start": 6746.620000000001, "end": 6752.06, "text": " And we'll give you infinite gases and then we can do a rematch. We can we can we can run the bat back, okay?"}, {"start": 6753.860000000001, "end": 6756.500000000001, "text": " Infinite gases and you can't no move no panel zoom"}, {"start": 6757.200000000001, "end": 6761.820000000001, "text": " Yeah, I like that. I like that. All right. Let me know when that sheet is available, okay?"}, {"start": 6761.820000000001, "end": 6765.1, "text": " And I'll gladly oh my god imagine you could use that a multiplayer bro"}, {"start": 6765.1, "end": 6768.9400000000005, "text": " Your enemy just sees you putting down a hundred pins that one. I would actually use a new player"}, {"start": 6768.9400000000005, "end": 6773.76, "text": " I wouldn't all right. Let's believe it. Yeah, I'll stream over zigzag bro. Um"}, {"start": 6774.900000000001, "end": 6776.900000000001, "text": " Shicer bro, shicer"}, {"start": 6788.860000000001, "end": 6792.3, "text": " To a street that has no lights and I just lost lost my wallet, bro"}, {"start": 6795.1, "end": 6803.620000000001, "text": " I'll come up with a nice fair rule set. I'll do some testing with my friend who's about as good as you"}, {"start": 6803.620000000001, "end": 6809.06, "text": " Okay, and then and then and then we can run okay, bro. I'm halla down. I'm halla down. You let me know bro"}, {"start": 6809.06, "end": 6811.06, "text": " You let me know okay. See like I'm always"}, {"start": 6813.26, "end": 6817.22, "text": " Like three and you out nine it's just leave me scheduled cooked"}, {"start": 6817.9800000000005, "end": 6819.9800000000005, "text": " Cooked roll mine as well"}, {"start": 6819.9800000000005, "end": 6822.9800000000005, "text": " Zizek, I was awake until 4 yesterday. How do we fix it?"}, {"start": 6822.9800000000005, "end": 6826.9800000000005, "text": " I was awake till 6."}, {"start": 6826.9800000000005, "end": 6829.9800000000005, "text": " How do we fix it? I have to fix it as well right now."}, {"start": 6829.9800000000005, "end": 6834.9800000000005, "text": " What do we do? Do you ever do the method where you just stay up the whole time and then you just..."}, {"start": 6834.9800000000005, "end": 6836.9800000000005, "text": " Never. I've never done that."}, {"start": 6836.9800000000005, "end": 6839.9800000000005, "text": " I tried it once and it was low-key refreshing. I can't even lie."}, {"start": 6839.9800000000005, "end": 6840.9800000000005, "text": " You're trolling."}, {"start": 6840.9800000000005, "end": 6843.9800000000005, "text": " No, you're not. But I've only done it once though."}, {"start": 6843.9800000000005, "end": 6848.240000000001, "text": " So wait so you stay awake though over the night and then you stay awake the whole day"}, {"start": 6848.240000000001, "end": 6850.660000000001, "text": " And then you go to bed early because it's so fried is the method"}, {"start": 6850.660000000001, "end": 6855.46, "text": " Here's the method you do whatever you like go to bed whenever you want and then he sleep into like 3 p.m"}, {"start": 6855.46, "end": 6860.22, "text": " And then you do the all nighter and then step the whole day and then go to bed like 6 7 p.m"}, {"start": 6862.38, "end": 6864.9800000000005, "text": " Oh I could do that today, bro. Oh"}, {"start": 6866.02, "end": 6868.9400000000005, "text": " Shit because I woke up at fucking too low key at 2 p.m"}, {"start": 6868.9400000000005, "end": 6873.780000000001, "text": " It's really bad right now really bad. It's the Americans bro because of that American tournaments, bro"}, {"start": 6873.780000000001, "end": 6878.18, "text": " Like I'm just full chopped like and you know dear guess the whole viewership is Europe"}, {"start": 6878.18, "end": 6880.460000000001, "text": " So that's why I step so late as well. So, you know"}, {"start": 6882.500000000001, "end": 6887.820000000001, "text": " Hey, you have the same struggle but in Europe Europe people are active at like six now not at fucking 2 a.m."}, {"start": 6887.820000000001, "end": 6889.26, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 6889.26, "end": 6894.900000000001, "text": " No, but I'm a held behind you guys. Oh ahead of you. I forgot about time zones. Oh my gosh"}, {"start": 6894.9400000000005, "end": 6897.820000000001, "text": " Why you know moving bro come to Europe? No"}, {"start": 6897.82, "end": 6900.0599999999995, "text": " I like Australia. It's nice"}, {"start": 6902.5, "end": 6905.7, "text": " It's that nice bro, that's crazy, bro, I wouldn't move"}, {"start": 6906.259999999999, "end": 6908.259999999999, "text": " Didn't have stuff holding that"}, {"start": 6908.299999999999, "end": 6916.2, "text": " Damn, that's crazy. That's crazy. I mean, hey, you know all the spots because you've been through everything like fucking in game"}, {"start": 6916.2, "end": 6919.62, "text": " Right exactly exactly what what was you the most bro?"}, {"start": 6919.62, "end": 6922.44, "text": " What nation bro when you get it in Geo guys feel like wow this nature, bro"}, {"start": 6922.44, "end": 6927.0599999999995, "text": " Oh, like sit here. Let me tell you let me tell you the country that inspired me to go there"}, {"start": 6927.06, "end": 6929.06, "text": " Just because I saw it on GeoGuest it was Slovenia."}, {"start": 6930.06, "end": 6931.06, "text": " Slovenia?"}, {"start": 6932.06, "end": 6934.06, "text": " Slovenia is hella beautiful."}, {"start": 6935.06, "end": 6937.06, "text": " Never even like, consider, let me see."}, {"start": 6938.06, "end": 6940.06, "text": " Oh, bro, bro, Google, Google, Lakebled."}, {"start": 6943.06, "end": 6944.06, "text": " Lakebled."}, {"start": 6944.06, "end": 6946.06, "text": " Brother's place was insane to visit, I'm telling you."}, {"start": 6946.06, "end": 6948.06, "text": " Oh my, wait, you went there?"}, {"start": 6948.06, "end": 6949.06, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6949.06, "end": 6950.06, "text": " You went there?"}, {"start": 6951.06, "end": 6952.06, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6952.06, "end": 6954.06, "text": " You saw it in GeoGuest and then you went there?"}, {"start": 6954.06, "end": 6955.06, "text": " Yes, yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 6955.06, "end": 6960.620000000001, "text": " You like this one youtuber bro, I love this guy wait you have to watch him. Oh my you probably do. There's one guy"}, {"start": 6961.42, "end": 6966.900000000001, "text": " Who finds stuff on Google Earth and then he travels there, bro, you know him wait?"}, {"start": 6968.1, "end": 6969.9400000000005, "text": " Google Earth"}, {"start": 6969.9400000000005, "end": 6971.3, "text": " craziest"}, {"start": 6971.3, "end": 6973.9800000000005, "text": " Wait, he's the absolute go bro. Wait"}, {"start": 6976.700000000001, "end": 6982.580000000001, "text": " Is it this guy I can hear by the voice what in this video I'm gonna be now this one's fake"}, {"start": 6982.58, "end": 6986.5599999999995, "text": " Yeah, what is his name bro? What is his name? No, not GeoWizard. GeoWizard is the gold as well, bro"}, {"start": 6986.5599999999995, "end": 6988.5599999999995, "text": " Like he is the gold bro, but but"}, {"start": 6989.18, "end": 6991.18, "text": " He inspired me to stop playing, you know"}, {"start": 6991.68, "end": 6995.5599999999995, "text": " Really bro, I love you guys. I even bought a vinyl bro. I even bought the CD, bro"}, {"start": 6995.5599999999995, "end": 6999.44, "text": " Like he makes music as well. I bought the vinyl bro the first time I bought merch of somebody"}, {"start": 7000.0599999999995, "end": 7004.26, "text": " Fucking GeoWizard. It's good music too. I agree. You have to watch the exact if you didn't watch this"}, {"start": 7004.26, "end": 7009.64, "text": " I swear this is and Chad this is the biggest recommendation ever bro instead of watching Netflix and watching some brainwad"}, {"start": 7009.64, "end": 7019.200000000001, "text": " watch this geo wizard what is it where wait it's with his friend bro what was"}, {"start": 7019.200000000001, "end": 7026.8, "text": " a call chat this one right here how not to travel Europe this is the greatest"}, {"start": 7026.8, "end": 7031.240000000001, "text": " serious one of the greatest one on YouTube I'm not joking chat how not"}, {"start": 7031.240000000001, "end": 7036.88, "text": " it's fine it's so good now these two guys they're vibing so hard to get that"}, {"start": 7036.88, "end": 7040.64, "text": " chat this is like you and your high school friend bro exploring the world"}, {"start": 7040.64, "end": 7044.1, "text": " like this is those vibes bro like they're just cracking jokes talking to"}, {"start": 7044.1, "end": 7060.52, "text": " like random people like y'all can you take this is so good"}, {"start": 7060.52, "end": 7064.12, "text": " I was watching a podcast with him the other day and apparently Welsh Greg is"}, {"start": 7064.12, "end": 7067.92, "text": " actually like his step-brother or something like they grew up together yeah"}, {"start": 7067.92, "end": 7072.16, "text": " I never knew that they're so like open-minded both of them like so yeah"}, {"start": 7072.16, "end": 7075.4, "text": " yeah yeah all right wait but what was the guy called that I'm an bro with"}, {"start": 7075.4, "end": 7079.08, "text": " where you know him bro he has a dog he has a dog and he goes to these like"}, {"start": 7079.08, "end": 7081.88, "text": " remote places in the middle of nowhere bro because you saw them on"}, {"start": 7081.88, "end": 7087.5599999999995, "text": " Google Earth um someone saying let me see if this true I'm trying to read the"}, {"start": 7087.56, "end": 7093.0, "text": " chat i'm trying to who the fuck is this guy"}, {"start": 7093.0, "end": 7097.68, "text": " all the so many fakes bro no bro this is not the goal bro"}, {"start": 7097.68, "end": 7103.4800000000005, "text": " chat who knows what i'm talking about bro"}, {"start": 7103.4800000000005, "end": 7110.400000000001, "text": " the pov"}, {"start": 7110.400000000001, "end": 7114.200000000001, "text": " right i don't really watch short form stuff like that so it's not short form"}, {"start": 7114.2, "end": 7116.2, "text": " Oh it's long phone, right? I don't need to hear it."}, {"start": 7116.2, "end": 7118.2, "text": " This is the gold! This is the gold!"}, {"start": 7118.2, "end": 7120.2, "text": " I'm trying to fire solar eclipse."}, {"start": 7120.2, "end": 7121.2, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 7122.2, "end": 7125.2, "text": " What? You don't know the POV channel? Say what lie you don't know."}, {"start": 7126.2, "end": 7127.2, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7127.2, "end": 7130.2, "text": " I said I understood. You will be in love. I'm not joking, bro."}, {"start": 7130.2, "end": 7133.2, "text": " Because this guy is vibe. All of these other guys, they just look out for YouTube views."}, {"start": 7133.2, "end": 7137.2, "text": " This guy is doing it for the passion, bro. This guy is roaming around with his dog, bro."}, {"start": 7137.2, "end": 7141.2, "text": " He finds the shit on Google Earth and he goes there, bro. It's so golden."}, {"start": 7141.2, "end": 7142.2, "text": " Chad, I don't watch on my man."}, {"start": 7142.2, "end": 7144.2, "text": " That's what I'm talking about, bro"}, {"start": 7144.2, "end": 7147.2, "text": " I promise you, next time we talk, I will have watched it and we can discuss it"}, {"start": 7147.2, "end": 7148.2, "text": " We can discuss it, okay?"}, {"start": 7148.2, "end": 7150.2, "text": " Hey, shit, it's fucking golden, bro"}, {"start": 7150.2, "end": 7152.2, "text": " It's literally moving, bro"}, {"start": 7152.2, "end": 7153.2, "text": " Recommend me a video, recommend me a video"}, {"start": 7153.2, "end": 7154.2, "text": " Flowing across"}, {"start": 7154.2, "end": 7157.2, "text": " Anything, bro, anything, whatever you like when you saw it"}, {"start": 7157.2, "end": 7158.2, "text": " He's one of those YouTubers?"}, {"start": 7158.2, "end": 7160.2, "text": " Yes, bro, yes, bro, he just goes there"}, {"start": 7160.2, "end": 7162.2, "text": " Like, look, I found giant trees on Google Earth"}, {"start": 7162.2, "end": 7164.2, "text": " And then he just goes there with his dog, bro"}, {"start": 7164.2, "end": 7166.2, "text": " Look at those guys, Nacho, this is the guy"}, {"start": 7166.2, "end": 7171.2, "text": " The largest trees on Earth exist on the west coast of North America"}, {"start": 7171.2, "end": 7175.96, "text": " Has he been to Lake Blatt and I was trying to find one even though earth and even though they're over 300 feet tall"}, {"start": 7175.96, "end": 7177.16, "text": " It's extremely difficult"}, {"start": 7177.16, "end": 7183.16, "text": " But then I saw these pictures of 18th century loggers in California. This one's called the field Brook giant"}, {"start": 7183.16, "end": 7188.4, "text": " You don't just want to watch this video and then he goes there, bro. Yo zigzag, bro. We got a chat later, bro"}, {"start": 7189.12, "end": 7191.2, "text": " Yeah, we are we are we are hey"}, {"start": 7192.12, "end": 7194.12, "text": " You got the 50"}, {"start": 7195.24, "end": 7197.24, "text": " Gee"}, {"start": 7197.24, "end": 7204.28, "text": " Okay, but I promise next time I like I like organize it with a friend. I see that see a balance slightly in your favor"}, {"start": 7204.28, "end": 7207.679999999999, "text": " Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm happy that you didn't say 100 different, but I would have done a hundred"}, {"start": 7207.679999999999, "end": 7209.679999999999, "text": " I would have done 200 round like"}, {"start": 7210.8, "end": 7213.8, "text": " If I said a thousand you probably would have done it, but that would be yes. Yes"}, {"start": 7214.2, "end": 7217.639999999999, "text": " I'm happy that you didn't. Ah, yo wait zigzag"}, {"start": 7218.32, "end": 7223.32, "text": " Yeah, yeah, can you cure rank game right now? I have to at the toilet if you want to quickly like"}, {"start": 7223.32, "end": 7224.96, "text": " Ooh, screen share and Q, right?"}, {"start": 7224.96, "end": 7225.92, "text": " Yeah, that would be sick."}, {"start": 7225.92, "end": 7229.28, "text": " If you can quickly like, it's like, I don't want to ask you like,"}, {"start": 7229.28, "end": 7231.44, "text": " Yo, can you like, do something for my chat?"}, {"start": 7231.44, "end": 7234.48, "text": " Like, like do a trick type, but I don't know if you want it."}, {"start": 7234.48, "end": 7236.759999999999, "text": " Like, I just take Regis over quick."}, {"start": 7236.759999999999, "end": 7237.599999999999, "text": " That would be sick, bro."}, {"start": 7237.599999999999, "end": 7240.04, "text": " Yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 7240.04, "end": 7242.32, "text": " I feel like, it feels fucked up, bro."}, {"start": 7242.32, "end": 7244.599999999999, "text": " I feel like I'm asking you to gesture for my chat, bro."}, {"start": 7244.599999999999, "end": 7245.679999999999, "text": " But it's not like that, bro."}, {"start": 7245.679999999999, "end": 7247.5199999999995, "text": " Like, I appreciate that, bro."}, {"start": 7247.5199999999995, "end": 7248.799999999999, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 7248.799999999999, "end": 7251.12, "text": " And by the way, I have not Q'd a ranked game on Geared"}, {"start": 7251.12, "end": 7253.12, "text": " just because I'm like kind of washed right now."}, {"start": 7253.12, "end": 7258.0, "text": " I have knocked you to rank game on Jir in like 8-9 months maybe?"}, {"start": 7258.0, "end": 7259.0, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 7259.0, "end": 7260.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7260.0, "end": 7261.5, "text": " This is very exclusive."}, {"start": 7261.5, "end": 7262.5, "text": " Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 7262.5, "end": 7264.12, "text": " Wait, you don't have to do it if you don't want to."}, {"start": 7264.12, "end": 7265.12, "text": " You can also 1v1 check me."}, {"start": 7265.12, "end": 7266.12, "text": " No, no, I won't do it."}, {"start": 7266.12, "end": 7267.12, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 7267.12, "end": 7268.12, "text": " I'll BRB, bro."}, {"start": 7268.12, "end": 7269.12, "text": " You're the girl, bro."}, {"start": 7269.12, "end": 7270.12, "text": " Thank you so much, bro."}, {"start": 7270.12, "end": 7271.12, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 7271.12, "end": 7272.12, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7272.12, "end": 7273.12, "text": " You got it, bro."}, {"start": 7273.12, "end": 7274.12, "text": " You got it, you got it."}, {"start": 7274.12, "end": 7275.12, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7275.12, "end": 7276.12, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7276.12, "end": 7277.12, "text": " Peace out, peace out."}, {"start": 7277.12, "end": 7279.12, "text": " I'll BRB, I'll BRB."}, {"start": 7279.12, "end": 7280.12, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7280.12, "end": 7281.12, "text": " You can talk to chat if you want."}, {"start": 7281.12, "end": 7282.12, "text": " You can open the chat."}, {"start": 7282.12, "end": 7284.84, "text": " the chat but don't cheat don't take their recommendations for that cheating"}, {"start": 7291.72, "end": 7295.08, "text": " okay let's see here let's see careful don't leak don't leak it's showing like the thing"}, {"start": 7295.08, "end": 7300.84, "text": " yeah bro i completely forgot it i'm oh my gosh oh my gosh it was nothing crazy it was nothing"}, {"start": 7300.84, "end": 7304.2, "text": " crazy i hope it wasn't the chief bro it didn't be far a big cheat cheating apocalypse"}, {"start": 7304.2, "end": 7318.24, "text": " Well, he babes, let's look in. Wait, the queue is dead right now, apparently. Someone, surely"}, {"start": 7318.24, "end": 7327.5199999999995, "text": " someone in the chat is 2,000 rated in conqueue. Anyway guys, basically once you get to this"}, {"start": 7327.52, "end": 7334.400000000001, "text": " rank it's kind of hard to find a game and I'm hoping that if I win one if I win"}, {"start": 7334.400000000001, "end": 7339.040000000001, "text": " this game I think I'm gonna be like top 10 in the world ranked but I just don't"}, {"start": 7339.040000000001, "end": 7343.14, "text": " have an illa right now because I haven't played in a while come on do I have to"}, {"start": 7343.14, "end": 7349.080000000001, "text": " add someone on discord this isn't saying is this not like prime time"}, {"start": 7349.08, "end": 7354.08, "text": " time, Europe. Any georgasic questions, guys?"}, {"start": 7354.08, "end": 7363.08, "text": " Answer any while we wait. How do you even"}, {"start": 7363.08, "end": 7366.08, "text": " crack? You just basically, well, you can practice different ways."}, {"start": 7366.08, "end": 7370.08, "text": " You just basically play over and over and over."}, {"start": 7370.08, "end": 7375.08, "text": " Otherwise, you can also do studying. There's like a bunch of documents."}, {"start": 7375.08, "end": 7378.88, "text": " You can learn phone codes, whatever."}, {"start": 7378.88, "end": 7382.84, "text": " OK, I'm going to queue up the other mode as well."}, {"start": 7382.84, "end": 7388.76, "text": " I'm not as good at no moving, but why is this, man?"}, {"start": 7388.76, "end": 7392.28, "text": " There has to be someone playing."}, {"start": 7392.28, "end": 7393.16, "text": " Bro, this is the problem."}, {"start": 7393.16, "end": 7395.64, "text": " You just get too high and then there's no games."}, {"start": 7395.64, "end": 7398.44, "text": " I know you 30K ELO CS people understand me."}, {"start": 7398.4400000000005, "end": 7410.080000000001, "text": " Bruh, I played two Inferno games today on CS both over time."}, {"start": 7410.080000000001, "end": 7414.52, "text": " Lost one, tied one."}, {"start": 7414.52, "end": 7422.4800000000005, "text": " Bruh, this isn't fair."}, {"start": 7422.4800000000005, "end": 7428.120000000001, "text": " No one in 27,000 of you is high enough for you to kill me."}, {"start": 7428.12, "end": 7431.9, "text": " This is this is this is a bad look for onie's chat. Okay. I'm gonna start adding people"}, {"start": 7432.98, "end": 7434.66, "text": " Who's online?"}, {"start": 7434.66, "end": 7436.66, "text": " Wait fin bar"}, {"start": 7440.0599999999995, "end": 7442.0599999999995, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 7448.0599999999995, "end": 7451.94, "text": " Oh true, okay, okay, my friend my friend said he'll queue a game with me"}, {"start": 7453.62, "end": 7457.84, "text": " Wait, so let's just let's just exit the queue and play a party game"}, {"start": 7458.12, "end": 7469.12, "text": " This bound the party, new party, and give it to my friend."}, {"start": 7469.12, "end": 7470.12, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 7470.12, "end": 7474.12, "text": " Okay, we're doing one last one against one of the best players in the world."}, {"start": 7474.12, "end": 7476.12, "text": " Let's get it."}, {"start": 7476.12, "end": 7480.68, "text": " NBZ, what did I just do?"}, {"start": 7480.68, "end": 7487.88, "text": " Aperture World, NBZ, let's go."}, {"start": 7487.88, "end": 7490.8, "text": " Okay, we're back, we're back, we're back."}, {"start": 7490.8, "end": 7494.2, "text": " Fimba, he's like the best Irish player in the world, guys."}, {"start": 7494.2, "end": 7495.92, "text": " Very, very strong player."}, {"start": 7495.92, "end": 7497.4, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7497.4, "end": 7501.88, "text": " Okay, so this looks like down here to me."}, {"start": 7501.88, "end": 7506.4400000000005, "text": " I don't exactly know where, but it's like one of these roads, I think."}, {"start": 7506.4400000000005, "end": 7509.84, "text": " We see mountains over there to our west that are pretty snowy."}, {"start": 7509.84, "end": 7512.2, "text": " I think that might be like one of these roads here, to be honest."}, {"start": 7512.2, "end": 7513.2, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7513.2, "end": 7515.12, "text": " Could be further south as well."}, {"start": 7515.12, "end": 7516.12, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 7516.12, "end": 7517.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7517.12, "end": 7518.12, "text": " We've guessed the same road."}, {"start": 7518.12, "end": 7519.12, "text": " It was a little further up."}, {"start": 7519.12, "end": 7520.12, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 7520.12, "end": 7521.12, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 7521.12, "end": 7522.12, "text": " Let's start."}, {"start": 7522.12, "end": 7523.12, "text": " Let's start."}, {"start": 7523.12, "end": 7524.12, "text": " Let's start."}, {"start": 7524.12, "end": 7525.12, "text": " Let's start."}, {"start": 7525.12, "end": 7528.52, "text": " So, but when you get closer, you get a multiplier as well, kind of like, okay,"}, {"start": 7528.52, "end": 7529.52, "text": " this is good for us."}, {"start": 7529.52, "end": 7530.52, "text": " This is Australia."}, {"start": 7530.52, "end": 7531.52, "text": " This is Australia."}, {"start": 7531.52, "end": 7540.200000000001, "text": " like Tasmania to me probably in the Hobart area but I'm not too sure much"}, {"start": 7540.200000000001, "end": 7544.360000000001, "text": " than not too sure it could be other places as well that's kind of it almost"}, {"start": 7544.360000000001, "end": 7548.84, "text": " feels a bit too dry for that though he's crying he's got the crying emoji guys"}, {"start": 7548.84, "end": 7553.84, "text": " okay let's let's put the pressure on him I'm not like I'm not 100% sure it"}, {"start": 7553.84, "end": 7559.400000000001, "text": " could also be like south of Sydney down here as well if I miss remember"}, {"start": 7559.400000000001, "end": 7567.200000000001, "text": " it? Let's see. Okay, he's got the same. Bang! Okay, we're closer. That's what I'm talking"}, {"start": 7567.200000000001, "end": 7572.88, "text": " about guys. Okay, we got the multiplier. So that means we also get 1.5 times damage now."}, {"start": 7572.88, "end": 7584.68, "text": " Okay, okay, okay. This is Israel or Palestine. It could be either. Hills East, Hills East."}, {"start": 7584.68, "end": 7589.68, "text": " It feels like the north of the country to me."}, {"start": 7589.68, "end": 7593.68, "text": " I don't know, Finn Barth is going to be better than me at this kind of round."}, {"start": 7593.68, "end": 7597.68, "text": " I'm going to go here. This could be like here or something."}, {"start": 7597.68, "end": 7599.68, "text": " I'm going to go like that."}, {"start": 7599.68, "end": 7607.68, "text": " But yeah guys, if you want to recognize Israel, they have the yellow lines on the outside a lot of the time"}, {"start": 7607.68, "end": 7609.68, "text": " and they have yellow number plates as well."}, {"start": 7609.68, "end": 7616.08, "text": " Nah, he's closer. Yeah. 71 points only, but he gets the multiplier."}, {"start": 7618.88, "end": 7623.52, "text": " Okay, okay. Oh, this is Tunisia. He's gonna be, he's gonna do well at this."}, {"start": 7623.52, "end": 7628.56, "text": " He's better at like getting the exact spot than I am. But this is like the road outside of Tunis,"}, {"start": 7628.56, "end": 7635.12, "text": " I would say. We like here maybe. I don't know. I'm just gonna guess so he doesn't get it too quickly, you know."}, {"start": 7635.12, "end": 7643.64, "text": " I don't know though guys, he's better than me at finding the exact spot."}, {"start": 7643.64, "end": 7644.64, "text": " Is it even there?"}, {"start": 7644.64, "end": 7646.28, "text": " It could be further south, to be fair."}, {"start": 7646.28, "end": 7650.28, "text": " No, I'm not sure, no I'm thinking it's actually over here."}, {"start": 7650.28, "end": 7654.96, "text": " Yeah, I think it's going to be further south, like Svex area."}, {"start": 7654.96, "end": 7655.96, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 7655.96, "end": 7656.96, "text": " Oh, bang!"}, {"start": 7656.96, "end": 7657.96, "text": " Okay, what a good switch."}, {"start": 7657.96, "end": 7660.0, "text": " I thought he was definitely going to get the exact spot."}, {"start": 7660.0, "end": 7662.8, "text": " But I saw there was tons of olive trees, like the olive trees, that's more for"}, {"start": 7662.8, "end": 7663.8, "text": " the south."}, {"start": 7663.8, "end": 7668.5, "text": " Ok, that's what I'm talking about guys, ok, Korea, ah I suck at Korea guys, literally"}, {"start": 7668.5, "end": 7675.46, "text": " my least favorite country in the entire game, I mean Korea just looks the same in the entire"}, {"start": 7675.46, "end": 7682.0, "text": " country man, I can't even do this at all, I'm gonna click, I'm gonna click just Gumi,"}, {"start": 7682.0, "end": 7687.14, "text": " Gumi, I'm just gonna click the middle, click in the middle works guys trust, was he?"}, {"start": 7687.14, "end": 7692.26, "text": " Yes, let's go, again, we're on the multiply guys, come on though, yo, only what's up."}, {"start": 7692.26, "end": 7693.46, "text": " Thank you for taking over."}, {"start": 7693.46, "end": 7695.16, "text": " Chad, is he better than me or no, bro?"}, {"start": 7695.16, "end": 7696.52, "text": " And be honest, bro."}, {"start": 7696.52, "end": 7701.02, "text": " They saw my gameplay, and now they're seeing yours."}, {"start": 7701.02, "end": 7703.1, "text": " Guys, if you're not honest, it'll hurt my feelings."}, {"start": 7703.1, "end": 7704.66, "text": " But, like, you know."}, {"start": 7704.66, "end": 7706.3, "text": " He mugs you."}, {"start": 7706.3, "end": 7708.820000000001, "text": " Your batter, similar."}, {"start": 7708.820000000001, "end": 7709.14, "text": " Chad."}, {"start": 7709.14, "end": 7710.42, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 7710.42, "end": 7711.74, "text": " Why is your mouse green, bro?"}, {"start": 7711.74, "end": 7713.820000000001, "text": " Why the fuck are you mudding your mouse, bro?"}, {"start": 7713.820000000001, "end": 7716.26, "text": " Like, why are you mudding your windows, bro?"}, {"start": 7716.26, "end": 7717.900000000001, "text": " That's part of the G.R.G.S. culture, man."}, {"start": 7717.900000000001, "end": 7719.5, "text": " You spend so long with your cursor,"}, {"start": 7719.5, "end": 7721.5, "text": " you become intimately attached to it, you know?"}, {"start": 7721.5, "end": 7727.78, "text": " It's like it's like skins, right when I play games, you're right when I play games like I see across our"}, {"start": 7728.54, "end": 7730.54, "text": " It's like you change your cross"}, {"start": 7732.98, "end": 7734.98, "text": " Bro a cook the fucking emerald bro"}, {"start": 7737.26, "end": 7741.58, "text": " I don't know what city this is. I'm gonna go copy opera. Maybe wait. Oh, you said same"}, {"start": 7742.9, "end": 7748.06, "text": " No, man. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in the first game or bird because the queue was super dead"}, {"start": 7748.06, "end": 7752.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, I'll fast guess how long is this game wait it's 2.5 now. No, no don't sauce game. I want to watch"}, {"start": 7753.660000000001, "end": 7755.700000000001, "text": " Okay, I like cuckins"}, {"start": 7755.700000000001, "end": 7759.780000000001, "text": " Listen up. Listen up. This guy's the best player in the world at Russia. He's shut your bitch"}, {"start": 7760.46, "end": 7763.56, "text": " Do you know him the best in the world? Yeah? Yeah, he's my friend. So"}, {"start": 7764.38, "end": 7766.22, "text": " I'm trying to"}, {"start": 7766.22, "end": 7768.620000000001, "text": " Work out. This is actually Ukraine or Russia though. I"}, {"start": 7770.02, "end": 7772.02, "text": " Think it's England, bro"}, {"start": 7773.14, "end": 7777.740000000001, "text": " In England they would have to get white lines in the center of the road. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry not England"}, {"start": 7778.06, "end": 7783.740000000001, "text": " brother I don't know what this is to be honest with you why not way stupid sorry"}, {"start": 7783.740000000001, "end": 7788.06, "text": " sorry sorry sorry some respect are you some respect"}, {"start": 7788.06, "end": 7794.06, "text": " hey bro sit talking is the only thing I can do in this game bro"}, {"start": 7794.06, "end": 7798.1, "text": " well he's taken a long time that's kind of good like it's got hills in the"}, {"start": 7798.1, "end": 7800.26, "text": " background this is really confusing to me like why are the hills in the"}, {"start": 7800.26, "end": 7804.620000000001, "text": " background I feel like this is actually kind of out here but I'm not sure"}, {"start": 7804.62, "end": 7806.62, "text": " Wait, it could be up here"}, {"start": 7806.7, "end": 7810.78, "text": " Bro, I don't know. I'm just gonna guess yeah, please just let me survive. I just want to survive"}, {"start": 7818.78, "end": 7821.9, "text": " No, no, no, he's the best player in the world at Russia and he literally thought"}, {"start": 7827.14, "end": 7829.14, "text": " Why you're in so looking is in you guys"}, {"start": 7829.14, "end": 7833.900000000001, "text": " Yeah because we have the white dashes on the outside and the pole that's a lot of"}, {"start": 7833.900000000001, "end": 7836.860000000001, "text": " plus it's super dry with that combination of those three things you know"}, {"start": 7836.860000000001, "end": 7841.62, "text": " you're in Zanigul. Can you edit that round out of the stream?"}, {"start": 7841.62, "end": 7846.5, "text": " Haha, thin bar, I don't know bro. Just say you're in an entrapment or something."}, {"start": 7846.5, "end": 7852.26, "text": " Like what? Where did he even go bro? He went, wait he went rush out in the middle of nowhere no?"}, {"start": 7852.26, "end": 7855.3, "text": " On the last one or what? He did go rush around, it wasn't even rush around as you could."}, {"start": 7855.3, "end": 7857.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7858.78, "end": 7862.7, "text": " Mean you don't know what this is you're literally in there you're almost there, bro"}, {"start": 7864.7, "end": 7870.54, "text": " It matters you got you it's the individual multipliers. Oh fuck. They changed the rules. Oh, what is this?"}, {"start": 7871.820000000001, "end": 7873.820000000001, "text": " This is confusing me"}, {"start": 7875.1, "end": 7878.54, "text": " Australia, I think it's the US. I think it's the US. I think it's like Missouri maybe"}, {"start": 7879.42, "end": 7880.900000000001, "text": " wait"}, {"start": 7880.900000000001, "end": 7883.5, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going like"}, {"start": 7883.5, "end": 7890.46, "text": " Am I yeah, I'm going here. Why are you not looking around? Is this NMPs? It's NMPs that it's it's yeah"}, {"start": 7891.96, "end": 7897.06, "text": " Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on zigzag. Zack. That's a lot of damage"}, {"start": 7897.06, "end": 7899.3, "text": " We can take that. We can take that. We can take that"}, {"start": 7900.46, "end": 7905.74, "text": " Lock in it was Oklahoma. That's a crazy round now fin bar has a longitude cheat. I'm telling you bro"}, {"start": 7907.3, "end": 7909.3, "text": " Lucky way, um"}, {"start": 7910.36, "end": 7912.68, "text": " This is also one of my worst countries Kazakhstan"}, {"start": 7913.5, "end": 7915.5, "text": " I've been there I can tell you"}, {"start": 7915.7, "end": 7920.94, "text": " Wait true you have what what you meant to come to I am Melbourne. I remember I was I was came to meet you"}, {"start": 7921.02, "end": 7925.9, "text": " This is not a son of my friend. It is not a son or instead. It's outside"}, {"start": 7928.54, "end": 7930.78, "text": " Look, he's way better than me at this country and"}, {"start": 7932.7, "end": 7938.02, "text": " Don't know I'm doing the strat where you just kind of click the middle. I'm doing that strat classic your hedging"}, {"start": 7938.74, "end": 7940.82, "text": " Yeah, I'm doing the hedge. Come on, man"}, {"start": 7940.820000000001, "end": 7944.56, "text": " Always do a waterhatch on the Asian countries like on the"}, {"start": 7949.22, "end": 7952.420000000001, "text": " Bro you mark this guy happy bro, can you do one?"}, {"start": 7953.420000000001, "end": 7959.420000000001, "text": " This this guy is currently like rated within like top definitely top 20 if not top 10 in the world"}, {"start": 7959.420000000001, "end": 7962.920000000001, "text": " So I'm okay. Okay zigzag. Are you the type of guy before you cue the next game, bro"}, {"start": 7962.920000000001, "end": 7967.340000000001, "text": " Are you the type of guy and be honest that down talks yourself like bro?"}, {"start": 7967.34, "end": 7972.5, "text": " You said yeah guys, but I'm washed you just beat the top 20. What are you talking about bro? Be confident, bro"}, {"start": 7972.5, "end": 7976.58, "text": " I'm like I'm like I'm low-key like soft for title the moment. I'm not even playing in like the leagues and stuff"}, {"start": 7976.58, "end": 7978.42, "text": " You're doing it again"}, {"start": 7978.42, "end": 7980.58, "text": " You're fucking crap. We just saw it"}, {"start": 7980.58, "end": 7985.14, "text": " She likes bro wait when you weren't high school things like well when you want high school on uni, bro"}, {"start": 7985.14, "end": 7989.900000000001, "text": " But you the type of guy that said guys, but I didn't study and then you got a fucking a bro"}, {"start": 7990.26, "end": 7992.26, "text": " Say yes or no"}, {"start": 7997.34, "end": 7999.34, "text": " Okay, bro"}, {"start": 7999.66, "end": 8003.02, "text": " One more game, bro. We need a rank game, bro, please. Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 8003.46, "end": 8006.74, "text": " The right he was so dead that he like he's one of the best players in the world"}, {"start": 8006.74, "end": 8011.46, "text": " He just hit me up and said like let's just do that instead. Oh, ha W Finn bar Finn bar"}, {"start": 8012.18, "end": 8017.9400000000005, "text": " But he's also got YouTube sub up to Finn bar on YouTube if you want some of the finbuggers like he does like ranked content"}, {"start": 8017.9400000000005, "end": 8022.46, "text": " Stuff like that's good. Oh, this might be his country. Wait, it's in my left hand side of the road"}, {"start": 8022.9800000000005, "end": 8024.9800000000005, "text": " What is ranked at that?"}, {"start": 8024.9800000000005, "end": 8029.46, "text": " At my elo because I'm like over 2,000 elo fast"}, {"start": 8030.42, "end": 8032.1, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8032.1, "end": 8034.3, "text": " Chat no one can stream snap in my 2,000"}, {"start": 8034.9800000000005, "end": 8038.96, "text": " Yeah, yeah, we queued on stream with 27,000 viewers and no one queued into me"}, {"start": 8040.18, "end": 8042.34, "text": " Chad are you in people like we're in people like"}, {"start": 8042.860000000001, "end": 8049.900000000001, "text": " Four minutes five minutes. Yeah, wait, I mean the chat the chat watch is like who they can relate with right like chat"}, {"start": 8049.900000000001, "end": 8052.740000000001, "text": " But I'm clever like how are you guys not minimum good elo, bro?"}, {"start": 8052.74, "end": 8058.219999999999, "text": " that's what I'll say it's too low for me wait hold on bro they're saying you're"}, {"start": 8058.219999999999, "end": 8060.7, "text": " too low bro"}, {"start": 8060.7, "end": 8063.7, "text": " they're saying you're too low bro"}, {"start": 8063.7, "end": 8068.3, "text": " mmm I'm oh yeah yeah maybe well you weren't you weren't queuing while you're"}, {"start": 8068.3, "end": 8069.74, "text": " vaping right sir"}, {"start": 8069.74, "end": 8075.54, "text": " what okay bro okay okay I see I saw a vape on that picture bro I saw a vape on"}, {"start": 8075.54, "end": 8080.3, "text": " the picture bro and show me the fucking discos on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"}, {"start": 8080.3, "end": 8081.820000000001, "text": " Well, you got me, bro, you really got me."}, {"start": 8081.820000000001, "end": 8084.46, "text": " That's right, that's right."}, {"start": 8084.46, "end": 8085.46, "text": " I saw that bubblegum ice."}, {"start": 8088.5, "end": 8089.5, "text": " Walk us through the next one."}, {"start": 8089.5, "end": 8090.5, "text": " Walk us through it."}, {"start": 8090.5, "end": 8091.0, "text": " OK, OK."}, {"start": 8091.0, "end": 8092.62, "text": " I'll explain for the rest if you want."}, {"start": 8092.62, "end": 8095.14, "text": " Yeah, I'll shut up."}, {"start": 8095.14, "end": 8096.18, "text": " OK, OK."}, {"start": 8096.18, "end": 8098.1, "text": " So what are you thinking right now?"}, {"start": 8098.1, "end": 8102.1, "text": " So immediately, this kind of brick that we have here"}, {"start": 8102.1, "end": 8104.14, "text": " is like really typical of Andorra, which"}, {"start": 8104.14, "end": 8108.54, "text": " is this country that lies between Spain and France."}, {"start": 8108.54, "end": 8111.34, "text": " And it's mountainous, which also fits for the country."}, {"start": 8111.34, "end": 8114.86, "text": " The architecture in the background also confirms it."}, {"start": 8114.86, "end": 8116.7, "text": " But the thing is, we want to get the multipliers."}, {"start": 8116.7, "end": 8118.06, "text": " We want to be closer."}, {"start": 8118.06, "end": 8119.94, "text": " So I'm going to try and end the log on the mountain."}, {"start": 8119.94, "end": 8121.58, "text": " Simple the gold is in Andorra right now."}, {"start": 8121.58, "end": 8121.94, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 8121.94, "end": 8122.62, "text": " Seriously?"}, {"start": 8122.62, "end": 8124.46, "text": " Yes, for practice."}, {"start": 8124.46, "end": 8125.18, "text": " It's a tax haven."}, {"start": 8125.18, "end": 8127.5, "text": " A lot of CS pros are there."}, {"start": 8127.5, "end": 8127.74, "text": " True."}, {"start": 8127.74, "end": 8130.5, "text": " They have a lot of eSports stuff happening there."}, {"start": 8130.5, "end": 8132.5, "text": " This has got quite a lot of population."}, {"start": 8132.5, "end": 8134.42, "text": " So I'm thinking it's going to be near the capital"}, {"start": 8134.42, "end": 8134.94, "text": " Andorra."}, {"start": 8134.94, "end": 8137.1, "text": " One of the biggest streamers lives there, bro."}, {"start": 8137.1, "end": 8139.1, "text": " a lot of the biggest remorse."}, {"start": 8139.1, "end": 8141.1, "text": " Oh, because it's tax haven."}, {"start": 8141.1, "end": 8145.1, "text": " I mean, when you pay taxes like in Australia, you start to use it."}, {"start": 8145.1, "end": 8146.6, "text": " And look at the nature, bro."}, {"start": 8146.6, "end": 8147.6, "text": " Like, it actually looks nice."}, {"start": 8147.6, "end": 8149.6, "text": " Because check out Martha, for example."}, {"start": 8149.6, "end": 8150.6, "text": " It's full shop, right?"}, {"start": 8150.6, "end": 8152.1, "text": " It's tax haven, but it's shop."}, {"start": 8152.1, "end": 8153.1, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 8153.1, "end": 8154.1, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 8154.1, "end": 8156.1, "text": " Andorra's definitely a nice looking tax haven in the Malta."}, {"start": 8156.1, "end": 8157.1, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 8157.1, "end": 8159.1, "text": " Okay, this is the US."}, {"start": 8159.1, "end": 8162.1, "text": " So we have the yellow center lines."}, {"start": 8162.1, "end": 8165.1, "text": " We have trees which are like very generic."}, {"start": 8165.1, "end": 8168.9800000000005, "text": " It makes me concerned because I feel like this could be a lot of different places in the eastern US"}, {"start": 8170.1, "end": 8175.780000000001, "text": " We have this little reflector on the road that reminds me of like the states that you find like in the middle"}, {"start": 8175.780000000001, "end": 8178.14, "text": " Like that's kind of infrastructure. You get in the middle of the country"}, {"start": 8179.58, "end": 8183.22, "text": " He gets where I'm located concerned about this one. I can't even lie like I think he's gonna be closer"}, {"start": 8186.22, "end": 8187.72, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 8187.72, "end": 8189.400000000001, "text": " Germany genuinely"}, {"start": 8189.400000000001, "end": 8192.62, "text": " Like it's not Germany because of the yellow lines in the middle, you know, okay?"}, {"start": 8192.62, "end": 8195.7, "text": " I'm just going to go Virginia here."}, {"start": 8195.7, "end": 8196.7, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 8196.7, "end": 8198.7, "text": " That was the exact boss!"}, {"start": 8198.7, "end": 8201.7, "text": " Bro, that was a quick, that was a cool quick."}, {"start": 8201.7, "end": 8203.2, "text": " Basically with that one?"}, {"start": 8203.2, "end": 8204.7, "text": " I don't know about this one."}, {"start": 8204.7, "end": 8205.7, "text": " Okay, yeah."}, {"start": 8205.7, "end": 8209.7, "text": " Okay, with that one I saw a tree that I thought reminded me of there."}, {"start": 8209.7, "end": 8213.060000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm going to go really fast because there's a detail here which is these trees"}, {"start": 8213.060000000001, "end": 8215.380000000001, "text": " and I was like if he doesn't see it, he doesn't see it."}, {"start": 8215.380000000001, "end": 8216.380000000001, "text": " He saw it."}, {"start": 8216.380000000001, "end": 8218.660000000002, "text": " Yeah, he saw it but I was too close."}, {"start": 8218.660000000002, "end": 8219.660000000002, "text": " Damage."}, {"start": 8219.660000000002, "end": 8221.460000000001, "text": " Oh, you saw a fucking tree?"}, {"start": 8221.460000000001, "end": 8222.460000000001, "text": " Like what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 8222.460000000001, "end": 8225.62, "text": " Yeah, it's called the Paran\u00e1 Pine. It's only found in southern Brazil."}, {"start": 8225.62, "end": 8226.62, "text": " FAS?"}, {"start": 8226.62, "end": 8230.34, "text": " Really? It's like one of our favorite trees in the community. Everyone loves that tree."}, {"start": 8230.34, "end": 8236.800000000001, "text": " Okay, this is a divided highway and it's super dry, so this is probably the highway"}, {"start": 8236.800000000001, "end": 8239.660000000002, "text": " number 15 in Jordan."}, {"start": 8239.660000000002, "end": 8243.02, "text": " Why? Why? I don't see a sign that says Highway 15."}, {"start": 8243.02, "end": 8245.78, "text": " Yeah. I don't know. I just know the road."}, {"start": 8245.78, "end": 8247.26, "text": " Where you've been to Israel?"}, {"start": 8247.26, "end": 8249.820000000002, "text": " No, this is Jordan, bro. This is Jordan."}, {"start": 8249.82, "end": 8251.82, "text": " Oh, yo bro, I'm tweaking bro like"}, {"start": 8252.66, "end": 8257.98, "text": " But how do you know that it's not a neighboring city because like you just see nature. No, how do you know it's Jordan?"}, {"start": 8259.3, "end": 8262.619999999999, "text": " Just because we've got the black Google car here yellow outer line"}, {"start": 8262.619999999999, "end": 8265.72, "text": " And I just know that I just know the kind like what these countries look like really well"}, {"start": 8266.06, "end": 8268.44, "text": " Especially these ones that don't have that much Google Strip you"}, {"start": 8269.66, "end": 8271.66, "text": " He's so bad"}, {"start": 8279.82, "end": 8281.46, "text": " Oh, this is Germany, I think."}, {"start": 8281.46, "end": 8282.34, "text": " Sorry, friend boat."}, {"start": 8282.34, "end": 8286.9, "text": " Wait, I can tell you about Austria, Austria."}, {"start": 8286.9, "end": 8288.14, "text": " Austria."}, {"start": 8288.14, "end": 8289.3, "text": " Us?"}, {"start": 8289.3, "end": 8289.9, "text": " Bro, I know."}, {"start": 8289.9, "end": 8290.38, "text": " I'm German."}, {"start": 8290.38, "end": 8291.98, "text": " That's not Austria."}, {"start": 8291.98, "end": 8293.14, "text": " Brother, look at this road."}, {"start": 8293.14, "end": 8294.18, "text": " Look at the house."}, {"start": 8294.18, "end": 8295.06, "text": " Look at the house."}, {"start": 8295.06, "end": 8295.9, "text": " But look at this road."}, {"start": 8295.9, "end": 8297.1, "text": " This would never be Austria."}, {"start": 8297.1, "end": 8299.619999999999, "text": " Austria has nice roads."}, {"start": 8299.619999999999, "end": 8301.74, "text": " Yo, I should be disrespected,"}, {"start": 8301.74, "end": 8304.06, "text": " but Loki all roads are chopped."}, {"start": 8304.06, "end": 8304.539999999999, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 8304.539999999999, "end": 8306.82, "text": " That's why you say it's Germany, bro."}, {"start": 8306.82, "end": 8307.5, "text": " No, I'm joking."}, {"start": 8307.5, "end": 8309.66, "text": " But it is definitely East Germany."}, {"start": 8309.66, "end": 8311.66, "text": " like bad roads East Germany is actually like"}, {"start": 8311.66, "end": 8315.78, "text": " yeah oh no wait look at his HP for a"}, {"start": 8315.78, "end": 8319.38, "text": " second anyway please be Austria bro"}, {"start": 8319.38, "end": 8322.86, "text": " please be Austria oh oh he was he was"}, {"start": 8322.86, "end": 8324.58, "text": " closer in the wrong country that's"}, {"start": 8324.58, "end": 8328.86, "text": " chopped man check or maybe he did a"}, {"start": 8328.86, "end": 8330.06, "text": " hatch with Austria he thought it was"}, {"start": 8330.06, "end": 8334.1, "text": " Austria maybe too this is awesome in"}, {"start": 8334.1, "end": 8336.74, "text": " Switzerland okay this one's like you"}, {"start": 8336.74, "end": 8339.46, "text": " hard though Switzerland bro this is like"}, {"start": 8339.460000000001, "end": 8342.28, "text": " the first one where I've not been sure about the country in a while I got you"}, {"start": 8342.28, "end": 8347.080000000002, "text": " Switzerland it can't be Switzerland because of the Google camera type like"}, {"start": 8347.080000000002, "end": 8354.52, "text": " the Google cameras kind of closer to the ground in Switzerland this is this is"}, {"start": 8354.52, "end": 8359.6, "text": " um this is genuinely a hard round I'm not quite sure it look you could be"}, {"start": 8359.6, "end": 8364.76, "text": " Austria though I could see Austria I can see something Germany France I know"}, {"start": 8364.76, "end": 8369.800000000001, "text": " which one of us but I can't tell him shut up it's cheating that's fine that's fine"}, {"start": 8369.800000000001, "end": 8373.16, "text": " no these houses are more East Eastern European I'm looking at these ones they're"}, {"start": 8373.16, "end": 8377.32, "text": " more Eastern European these could even be like it's like Czech it's like Czech"}, {"start": 8377.32, "end": 8387.12, "text": " Slovakia like something like that I think you know like the whole world world is"}, {"start": 8387.12, "end": 8391.12, "text": " that yeah all the ones that have Google Street because there's also those"}, {"start": 8391.12, "end": 8399.800000000001, "text": " countries that don't have a street view. Call me nuts. Call me nuts. Do you, if, if, if,"}, {"start": 8399.800000000001, "end": 8405.320000000002, "text": " when I travel somewhere, right, like any country, I'm hyped to explore because you've"}, {"start": 8405.320000000002, "end": 8411.08, "text": " seen the nicest parts of this earth. Is it more boring for you to, like, do you need,"}, {"start": 8411.08, "end": 8415.880000000001, "text": " you know how you always get crazy? No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. No, not the case."}, {"start": 8415.880000000001, "end": 8419.84, "text": " Like when you, when you, uh, when you play geography, you notice so much more."}, {"start": 8420.04, "end": 8420.880000000001, "text": " It's like, it's like this."}, {"start": 8421.52, "end": 8425.28, "text": " If you like, if you were driving past a bridge in the car and your friend was a"}, {"start": 8425.28, "end": 8429.720000000001, "text": " bridge builder, like an engineer, he would like see so much more about the bridge."}, {"start": 8429.720000000001, "end": 8430.12, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 8430.240000000002, "end": 8431.36, "text": " He would understand the bridge."}, {"start": 8431.44, "end": 8435.36, "text": " So it's like that when I travel, I really appreciate everything a lot."}, {"start": 8435.44, "end": 8438.640000000001, "text": " You know, when, when you're with a friend, like when you're on vacation,"}, {"start": 8438.640000000001, "end": 8441.640000000001, "text": " bro, like, do you just, yep, like, oh yeah, here, here we have the"}, {"start": 8441.640000000001, "end": 8444.400000000001, "text": " light poles, which are just two of them, bro."}, {"start": 8444.4, "end": 8446.4, "text": " I feel like you could tour the tour guide bro."}, {"start": 8446.4, "end": 8448.4, "text": " I'm exactly like that."}, {"start": 8448.4, "end": 8452.4, "text": " That's funny as shit."}, {"start": 8452.4, "end": 8454.4, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 8454.4, "end": 8456.4, "text": " So wait, what was..."}, {"start": 8456.4, "end": 8458.4, "text": " Yo, W's for Finnbar bro, for joining up."}, {"start": 8458.4, "end": 8460.4, "text": " What was..."}, {"start": 8460.4, "end": 8462.4, "text": " Bro, I have questions. How old are you bro?"}, {"start": 8462.4, "end": 8464.4, "text": " I'm 25 years old."}, {"start": 8464.4, "end": 8466.4, "text": " 25. You're younger than me."}, {"start": 8466.4, "end": 8468.4, "text": " But only a little bit."}, {"start": 8468.4, "end": 8470.4, "text": " So wait, what's on your bucket list in life bro?"}, {"start": 8470.4, "end": 8472.4, "text": " Like, I feel like..."}, {"start": 8472.4, "end": 8475.68, "text": " Because probably traveling is a big part of it, right?"}, {"start": 8475.68, "end": 8478.039999999999, "text": " Like that you want to do, no?"}, {"start": 8478.039999999999, "end": 8480.08, "text": " Bro, that's a good question."}, {"start": 8480.08, "end": 8484.8, "text": " I want to have a family."}, {"start": 8484.8, "end": 8488.0, "text": " I want to travel quite a lot."}, {"start": 8488.0, "end": 8491.199999999999, "text": " I want to leave the world better, be a good person."}, {"start": 8491.199999999999, "end": 8491.76, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8491.76, "end": 8494.96, "text": " Just normal people goals, I would say."}, {"start": 8494.96, "end": 8497.8, "text": " OK, but you don't have like, because for example,"}, {"start": 8497.8, "end": 8499.32, "text": " like the YouTuber that I showed you, right?"}, {"start": 8499.32, "end": 8502.4, "text": " He has these spots that he finds on Google Earth."}, {"start": 8502.4, "end": 8503.96, "text": " Oh, like you mean like travel goals."}, {"start": 8503.96, "end": 8505.279999999999, "text": " For example, yeah."}, {"start": 8505.279999999999, "end": 8508.039999999999, "text": " Like a spot that maybe, like for example,"}, {"start": 8508.039999999999, "end": 8510.44, "text": " I remember doing a bucket list at some point, brother."}, {"start": 8510.44, "end": 8514.0, "text": " And I put some shit on it, oh, I got a leak."}, {"start": 8514.0, "end": 8516.68, "text": " Oh, my gosh."}, {"start": 8516.68, "end": 8518.24, "text": " And I remember putting on my bucket list,"}, {"start": 8518.24, "end": 8520.8, "text": " like I saw like a video and it was like the biggest"}, {"start": 8520.8, "end": 8521.92, "text": " cave in the world or something."}, {"start": 8521.92, "end": 8523.119999999999, "text": " Like, I want to go there, bro."}, {"start": 8523.119999999999, "end": 8524.08, "text": " Like that's all my bucket list."}, {"start": 8524.08, "end": 8525.56, "text": " And Greenland, I want to go to Greenland,"}, {"start": 8525.56, "end": 8527.92, "text": " like things like that, you know?"}, {"start": 8527.92, "end": 8529.039999999999, "text": " Right, right, right, right."}, {"start": 8529.04, "end": 8536.04, "text": " I really want to go to Madera Island"}, {"start": 8536.04, "end": 8537.04, "text": " I've been to Madera"}, {"start": 8537.04, "end": 8539.04, "text": " Yeah that's sick, what did you think of it?"}, {"start": 8539.04, "end": 8541.04, "text": " To me that's like one of the top ones I want to go to"}, {"start": 8541.04, "end": 8544.04, "text": " That's on your bucket list bro, just go there"}, {"start": 8544.04, "end": 8545.04, "text": " It's really nice"}, {"start": 8545.04, "end": 8548.04, "text": " Look where I live man, look where I live"}, {"start": 8548.04, "end": 8549.04, "text": " Don't"}, {"start": 8549.04, "end": 8550.04, "text": " It's so easy"}, {"start": 8550.04, "end": 8551.04, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 8551.04, "end": 8555.04, "text": " This is my work account bro, it doesn't have my home"}, {"start": 8555.04, "end": 8557.04, "text": " Okay okay, I'm sharing your screen"}, {"start": 8557.04, "end": 8561.68, "text": " screen just so you know. Now they know you live in Australia bro. I hope that's fine."}, {"start": 8562.800000000001, "end": 8566.240000000002, "text": " Madeira is really nice bro. It's really nice. The crazy thing is,"}, {"start": 8566.240000000002, "end": 8570.720000000001, "text": " zoom in on Madeira again bro. The thing is when I was there, I was there with my mom for like a"}, {"start": 8570.720000000001, "end": 8576.0, "text": " week on like a family trip and the thing about Madeira is bro, you go from the right of the"}, {"start": 8576.0, "end": 8581.76, "text": " island to the left. It's like what? It's like a 40 minute drive or something and the weather"}, {"start": 8581.76, "end": 8584.640000000001, "text": " is completely different bro. It could be storming on the one side and it's sunny on"}, {"start": 8584.64, "end": 8590.519999999999, "text": " on the other one, bro. And wait, that's cool. Yes. And the nature is absolutely ridiculous,"}, {"start": 8590.519999999999, "end": 8594.84, "text": " bro. The locals are super friendly. That's a big, big thing for me in places, bro, when"}, {"start": 8594.84, "end": 8599.599999999999, "text": " I go on vacation. And for example, I was in Malta one time, the locals, they hate you,"}, {"start": 8599.599999999999, "end": 8604.48, "text": " bro, because you go there, like all the people, the rich people move there to save"}, {"start": 8604.48, "end": 8608.119999999999, "text": " tax. And they'd fucking the whole country gets fucked, right? Like the fucking house"}, {"start": 8608.119999999999, "end": 8612.599999999999, "text": " pricing, there's construction everywhere. It's full shop like the locals hate"}, {"start": 8612.6, "end": 8620.4, "text": " people which I understand I would hate other people too like that like I don't"}, {"start": 8620.4, "end": 8622.960000000001, "text": " want to go places where they don't whether they don't want you there yeah"}, {"start": 8622.960000000001, "end": 8627.4, "text": " welcome and there we were yapping with those locals bro like that was so chill"}, {"start": 8627.4, "end": 8632.720000000001, "text": " bro it's amazing it's amazing vibe bro it's an amazing vibe bro really I"}, {"start": 8632.720000000001, "end": 8636.24, "text": " didn't expect that that's actually so cool it's so nice it's so nice a lot of"}, {"start": 8636.24, "end": 8639.56, "text": " charm and streamers move that though like it is it is getting more interesting"}, {"start": 8639.56, "end": 8644.119999999999, "text": " more popular but all right like it's it's it's a hit when you're out here all"}, {"start": 8644.119999999999, "end": 8647.539999999999, "text": " you have is tourism right so they probably don't mind that when you're"}, {"start": 8647.539999999999, "end": 8651.68, "text": " all you yeah I had to make money yeah yeah yeah I guess I guess yeah yeah yeah"}, {"start": 8651.68, "end": 8655.88, "text": " that's what you have bro it's like I'm trying to think of like there's some"}, {"start": 8655.88, "end": 8658.72, "text": " like insane places in the world that are just in the middle of nowhere"}, {"start": 8658.72, "end": 8663.72, "text": " but on I really want to go to baton like this time so I watched a video"}, {"start": 8663.72, "end": 8666.56, "text": " from yes theory it's like they're what the happiest place look at the"}, {"start": 8666.56, "end": 8670.6, "text": " something the happiest oh yeah yeah as well as well yeah look at this place man"}, {"start": 8670.6, "end": 8673.96, "text": " look these are random workers on the road in the middle like this place is"}, {"start": 8673.96, "end": 8678.4, "text": " like I caught on a little bit it does it does you know the thing as well I think"}, {"start": 8678.4, "end": 8682.519999999999, "text": " I've guessed Ecuador and Bhutan that's actually valid by the way no the thing"}, {"start": 8682.519999999999, "end": 8685.439999999999, "text": " the thing about Bhutan though there's like a tourism tax you have to pay like"}, {"start": 8685.439999999999, "end": 8689.84, "text": " couple hundred dollars a day I think one two hundred dollars a day to even"}, {"start": 8689.84, "end": 8694.64, "text": " visit the country is that good or bad that's maybe good I don't know it's"}, {"start": 8694.64, "end": 8704.64, "text": " It's a good thing because it's less tourist and because they actually, yeah, they get more money for the, like, what's a fairly poor country, but like, to me, like, it could be worth it."}, {"start": 8704.64, "end": 8706.64, "text": " I think it's so beautiful."}, {"start": 8706.64, "end": 8707.64, "text": " Time, bro."}, {"start": 8707.64, "end": 8720.64, "text": " Now again, you're bro, you will love this YouTuber, bro. Like the way you talk about this place right now, because this YouTuber bro, like, he's, he's, he's made a video on the top 10 places on earth that no one will ever see or something, right?"}, {"start": 8720.64, "end": 8727.3, "text": " Literally places where you can't like no one has ever went to apparently like places on earth where like the middle of a jungle"}, {"start": 8727.3, "end": 8732.46, "text": " And he like shows it on Google Earth like there's places on earth where no one has ever touched a foot"}, {"start": 8732.46, "end": 8734.46, "text": " How cool is that imagine you go there, bro?"}, {"start": 8734.9, "end": 8738.96, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah being the first bit imagine, you know for sure"}, {"start": 8738.96, "end": 8742.119999999999, "text": " You're the first human to set foot yes piece of dirt listen, bro"}, {"start": 8742.119999999999, "end": 8745.439999999999, "text": " I'm gonna watch one of these videos right now and like I'm gonna watch that video fuck it"}, {"start": 8745.68, "end": 8748.0, "text": " Let me see which one is a chat. Oh my gosh"}, {"start": 8748.0, "end": 8751.26, "text": " I have to watch it. You want to watch it together or is it too late for you?"}, {"start": 8752.0, "end": 8754.68, "text": " Yeah, let's watch it together 30 minutes"}, {"start": 8756.08, "end": 8760.06, "text": " I'm down lucky you're being asked to do like I feel like yes"}, {"start": 8760.06, "end": 8765.88, "text": " Yes, of course, you're low key only you should actually commit to Jirgessa because like you have a love for the world"}, {"start": 8765.88, "end": 8769.8, "text": " That's that's like the common thing amongst most of the pros is that they love the world"}, {"start": 8770.16, "end": 8773.88, "text": " Bro, I love for me the thing that makes me the happiest in life, bro"}, {"start": 8773.880000000001, "end": 8780.320000000002, "text": " It's fine. It's fine like meeting new people meeting different cultures exploring nature"}, {"start": 8781.080000000002, "end": 8784.080000000002, "text": " Animals that's what makes me happy life. This is the number one thing, bro"}, {"start": 8784.080000000002, "end": 8788.220000000001, "text": " This is this is why I'm happy to make like some good money because it means that I can do that shit that allows me to do"}, {"start": 8788.220000000001, "end": 8791.640000000001, "text": " Like whatever I want when it comes to this bro and chat I appreciate you for all of that"}, {"start": 8791.640000000001, "end": 8795.140000000001, "text": " And I wish that everybody achieved their dreams, bro. This is my dream bro to travel bro"}, {"start": 8795.140000000001, "end": 8797.740000000002, "text": " I fucking love traveling bro. I was for one year Ecuador after high school"}, {"start": 8798.36, "end": 8800.36, "text": " Maybe that's why this way"}, {"start": 8800.36, "end": 8806.2, "text": " Because that was the most fun. I've had in my life, bro other than right now the stream is kind of bustin"}, {"start": 8806.2, "end": 8810.24, "text": " Do the geogas are shut nice bro with the longitude and shit, but I appreciate that"}, {"start": 8810.400000000001, "end": 8815.74, "text": " You know, that's what they say that they you get bitten by the treble bug, right? Yes, bro"}, {"start": 8815.74, "end": 8819.6, "text": " Those people over there like I swear bro because they have like we have everything here"}, {"start": 8819.6, "end": 8820.800000000001, "text": " We take everything for granted bro"}, {"start": 8820.800000000001, "end": 8824.32, "text": " You got mad when in the morning your electricity goes off bro over there"}, {"start": 8824.32, "end": 8827.08, "text": " I was in a place bro working on a farm per my culture farm"}, {"start": 8827.08, "end": 8830.44, "text": " You had to go 30 minutes with car to even make a phone call, bro"}, {"start": 8830.44, "end": 8834.56, "text": " And those people they were just living the life with like fucking farming some food"}, {"start": 8834.56, "end": 8838.2, "text": " They had dogs they were they were fucking happy as a bro, and they had like their local"}, {"start": 8838.72, "end": 8843.12, "text": " Say I bet they were happy though. Well, they were so happy. All right, bro. Let's watch this shit, bro"}, {"start": 8843.12, "end": 8846.84, "text": " No, no, no, you will have a new favorite YouTube. I'm not talking"}, {"start": 8847.28, "end": 8851.08, "text": " We gotta watch this shit right now. Yo, where can you share on discol?"}, {"start": 8851.08, "end": 8853.08, "text": " Yes, yes, I can bro."}, {"start": 8853.08, "end": 8854.08, "text": " Yo, Chad."}, {"start": 8854.08, "end": 8856.08, "text": " No, no, no, you don't understand, you don't understand."}, {"start": 8856.08, "end": 8859.08, "text": " Most change title and category, oh my god, please."}, {"start": 8859.08, "end": 8861.08, "text": " Wait, let me share right now."}, {"start": 8861.08, "end": 8862.08, "text": " Yo bro, you don't know how this-"}, {"start": 8862.08, "end": 8865.08, "text": " I've never seen the thing from this guy, never."}, {"start": 8865.08, "end": 8867.08, "text": " Yo, I hope you don't."}, {"start": 8867.08, "end": 8869.08, "text": " After a second say, oh, I know this guy."}, {"start": 8869.08, "end": 8873.08, "text": " Chad, I get so much joy, I wonder if you know what I mean."}, {"start": 8873.08, "end": 8876.08, "text": " In showing somebody something that they get excited about."}, {"start": 8876.08, "end": 8879.08, "text": " Like, sometimes I find a new song off stream,"}, {"start": 8879.08, "end": 8882.2, "text": " I'm excited to show it to a friend or maybe sometimes to chat"}, {"start": 8882.44, "end": 8885.039999999999, "text": " Bro, I'm so excited to show you this guy right now, bro"}, {"start": 8889.08, "end": 8895.16, "text": " Okay, okay, here we go"}, {"start": 8896.24, "end": 8901.56, "text": " The ultimate impossible to reach places on Google Earth zigzag three"}, {"start": 8902.36, "end": 8904.36, "text": " I'm a Google"}, {"start": 8905.0, "end": 8907.48, "text": " I mean, of course, you're playing here we go"}, {"start": 8909.08, "end": 8911.08, "text": " Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 8911.08, "end": 8913.08, "text": " Let me make sure that everything's good."}, {"start": 8913.08, "end": 8914.58, "text": " Bang, we need this."}, {"start": 8914.58, "end": 8919.78, "text": " Hello, and welcome to the ultimate impossible to reach places on Google Earth."}, {"start": 8919.78, "end": 8927.58, "text": " I'm convinced that these locations would be famous and considered among the greatest natural wonders of the entire world"}, {"start": 8927.58, "end": 8936.78, "text": " if they hadn't become impossible to access due to geography, geopolitics, or unusual events that occurred over the course of human history."}, {"start": 8936.78, "end": 8939.78, "text": " because of their inaccessibility"}, {"start": 8939.78, "end": 8940.7, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 8940.7, "end": 8942.42, "text": " there's places"}, {"start": 8942.42, "end": 8944.18, "text": " no one can ever go to bro"}, {"start": 8944.18, "end": 8948.62, "text": " he's going to show places where only like one person of humankind has ever stepped a"}, {"start": 8948.62, "end": 8949.42, "text": " foot on"}, {"start": 8949.42, "end": 8951.42, "text": " and then he says it was this guy"}, {"start": 8951.42, "end": 8955.66, "text": " bro imagine you travel to these places or something like it's just nice to admire them as well right?"}, {"start": 8955.66, "end": 8960.66, "text": " i would love to do one of those places in my life"}, {"start": 8960.66, "end": 8962.78, "text": " i'm not even joking bro maybe reach out to him"}, {"start": 8962.78, "end": 8965.820000000002, "text": " like because he's doing sometimes those videos where he goes"}, {"start": 8965.82, "end": 8968.539999999999, "text": " in the middle of nowhere in the jungle and it's one of the only people that went"}, {"start": 8968.539999999999, "end": 8969.26, "text": " there"}, {"start": 8969.26, "end": 8971.98, "text": " like i'm not joking he would take you on a trip probably"}, {"start": 8971.98, "end": 8974.9, "text": " have some of the places like stele"}, {"start": 8974.9, "end": 8976.94, "text": " actually"}, {"start": 8976.94, "end": 8981.42, "text": " well the thing is like the country is so huge in the circuit people here"}, {"start": 8981.42, "end": 8982.74, "text": " that's actually going to"}, {"start": 8982.74, "end": 8984.699999999999, "text": " nature remaining on our planet"}, {"start": 8984.699999999999, "end": 8988.26, "text": " number six probably won't make this list in a couple years"}, {"start": 8988.26, "end": 8991.199999999999, "text": " i've looked across the ocean to number three"}, {"start": 8991.199999999999, "end": 8992.94, "text": " and number one"}, {"start": 8992.94, "end": 8998.54, "text": " is the strangest and most beautiful coastline in the entire world and the source of a massive"}, {"start": 8998.54, "end": 9003.26, "text": " dispute between two superpower countries."}, {"start": 9003.26, "end": 9009.140000000001, "text": " Number 10 is the Pingaluit Crater in Canada. Located in the frigid expanses of Quebec's"}, {"start": 9009.140000000001, "end": 9014.66, "text": " Ungava Peninsula, this lake is fascinating for several reasons. Most obvious is its"}, {"start": 9014.66, "end": 9020.140000000001, "text": " perfectly circular appearance and the fact that water does not flow in or out of it."}, {"start": 9020.14, "end": 9025.42, "text": " As you can see, nowhere along its rim is it connected to the vast water networks of"}, {"start": 9025.42, "end": 9026.42, "text": " Canada."}, {"start": 9026.42, "end": 9032.38, "text": " This is a direct result of its origin from a massive meteor impact around 1.4 million"}, {"start": 9032.38, "end": 9037.82, "text": " years ago that left an 800 meter radius."}, {"start": 9037.82, "end": 9042.06, "text": " Brother's sake, brother, brother, and the storytelling rice flour."}, {"start": 9042.06, "end": 9044.099999999999, "text": " Look, and he's also got the drone pictures."}, {"start": 9044.1, "end": 9049.82, "text": " 76-foot deep crater with an uplifted rim and a crystallized layer of bedrock underneath"}, {"start": 9050.52, "end": 9055.380000000001, "text": " After the impact the crater was slowly filled with rain and snow over thousands of years"}, {"start": 9055.58, "end": 9062.66, "text": " Which is why that's a clearest most ultra pure water anywhere the end result is like the biggest"}, {"start": 9062.86, "end": 9064.86, "text": " most refreshing cup of water"}, {"start": 9066.18, "end": 9071.34, "text": " Bro, well imagine you're there with your dog hiking and then you drink some of that bro"}, {"start": 9071.34, "end": 9077.98, "text": " You go out on the canoe and you just like sit there in the middle just just looking out"}, {"start": 9079.98, "end": 9084.8, "text": " Brain eating I'm I'm I'm Eba a hundred percent you think no shot"}, {"start": 9085.62, "end": 9087.62, "text": " No, it's pure. He said so"}, {"start": 9087.66, "end": 9092.62, "text": " There's no other dick. I think I how it doesn't mean you can get here. There's no trees. Look. There's no life yet"}, {"start": 9092.62, "end": 9095.62, "text": " Wait, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right"}, {"start": 9095.62, "end": 9098.68, "text": " You're right, but they would have nothing to eat inside that they would die"}, {"start": 9098.68, "end": 9102.34, "text": " sometimes I see a creek and I'm like yo bro it would be good to go fishing here"}, {"start": 9102.34, "end": 9105.94, "text": " but sometimes like like there do you think that's fish inside nine right how"}, {"start": 9105.94, "end": 9111.14, "text": " did they get inside not possible do you think maybe the only way they could get"}, {"start": 9111.14, "end": 9116.460000000001, "text": " there is if at one point it flooded and then they came from another pond and"}, {"start": 9116.460000000001, "end": 9119.82, "text": " how do you say it originated again just rainwater no with the crater created"}, {"start": 9119.82, "end": 9123.14, "text": " it was a it was a meat media strike right and no connection so it can't"}, {"start": 9123.14, "end": 9126.42, "text": " be a fish in there right birds well I'm saying it's it was he said that was"}, {"start": 9126.42, "end": 9130.18, "text": " over a million years ago so maybe that like the ice age or something happened"}, {"start": 9130.18, "end": 9133.9, "text": " and the sea level rose or went down and then the fish came in that way."}, {"start": 9133.9, "end": 9138.86, "text": " Could be bro. Imagine fishing here bro, did you?"}, {"start": 9138.86, "end": 9147.02, "text": " I'd love to take a sip. The only problem is access is extremely restricted for everyone"}, {"start": 9147.02, "end": 9151.42, "text": " except the local Inuit community. To get there you need to fly to increasingly small"}, {"start": 9151.42, "end": 9155.7, "text": " Inuit towns heading north into Quebec until the nearest village can get you within"}, {"start": 9155.7, "end": 9157.7, "text": " 55 miles of the crater."}, {"start": 9157.7, "end": 9159.7, "text": " So, XCC is from Quebec, no?"}, {"start": 9159.7, "end": 9161.7, "text": " Is he Inuit? Then he can go, bro."}, {"start": 9161.7, "end": 9163.7, "text": " What is Inuit?"}, {"start": 9163.7, "end": 9165.7, "text": " What is Inuit?"}, {"start": 9165.7, "end": 9167.7, "text": " Aboriginal, Aboriginal Canadian."}, {"start": 9167.7, "end": 9169.7, "text": " Aboriginal."}, {"start": 9169.7, "end": 9171.7, "text": " Like the original people who lived there."}, {"start": 9171.7, "end": 9173.7, "text": " XCC, yes or no, you think?"}, {"start": 9175.7, "end": 9177.7, "text": " If he is only a little bit, probably."}, {"start": 9177.7, "end": 9179.7, "text": " Check, check, check."}, {"start": 9179.7, "end": 9181.7, "text": " I wonder how, like, who can go if you have to be 100% Aborigini?"}, {"start": 9181.7, "end": 9183.7, "text": " Inuit guides can take you to the remainder of the way"}, {"start": 9183.7, "end": 9186.2, "text": " and take you to the remainder of the way by hiking"}, {"start": 9186.2, "end": 9188.86, "text": " or via dog sled or snowmobile in the winter."}, {"start": 9188.86, "end": 9189.94, "text": " This is possible."}, {"start": 9189.94, "end": 9192.1, "text": " Imagine going to the dog sled over there."}, {"start": 9192.1, "end": 9193.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9193.44, "end": 9194.7, "text": " Wait, so people have been here."}, {"start": 9194.7, "end": 9196.34, "text": " This is a photo."}, {"start": 9196.34, "end": 9197.740000000002, "text": " Yes, he said, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 9197.740000000002, "end": 9199.94, "text": " Again, it's top 10 places impossible to reach,"}, {"start": 9199.94, "end": 9202.94, "text": " but like, like the greatest ones,"}, {"start": 9202.94, "end": 9204.1, "text": " but some people have been there."}, {"start": 9204.1, "end": 9205.66, "text": " Like, you can't go there, bro."}, {"start": 9205.66, "end": 9206.5, "text": " Are you into it?"}, {"start": 9206.5, "end": 9207.34, "text": " I don't think so, buddy."}, {"start": 9207.34, "end": 9208.54, "text": " You're from Australia, bro."}, {"start": 9208.54, "end": 9210.1, "text": " You will never see this place, exact."}, {"start": 9210.1, "end": 9211.16, "text": " Don't cry, bro."}, {"start": 9211.16, "end": 9218.039999999999, "text": " That's possibly undertaking, with price tags starting around 10,000 Canadian dollars per person."}, {"start": 9218.039999999999, "end": 9223.72, "text": " For this reason, only 20 to 60 tourists manage to reach it every year."}, {"start": 9223.72, "end": 9225.64, "text": " And that's why it comes in last."}, {"start": 9225.64, "end": 9228.68, "text": " 20 to 60 a year, bro."}, {"start": 9228.68, "end": 9229.84, "text": " I heard a stat."}, {"start": 9229.84, "end": 9233.119999999999, "text": " How many people, the least visited country, what was it, North Korea or something?"}, {"start": 9233.119999999999, "end": 9236.32, "text": " And they only take in, what is it, 500 a year or something?"}, {"start": 9236.32, "end": 9238.32, "text": " But I have to look that up."}, {"start": 9238.32, "end": 9240.039999999999, "text": " I'm not joking."}, {"start": 9240.04, "end": 9242.04, "text": " Korea's on my bucket list"}, {"start": 9243.240000000002, "end": 9248.640000000001, "text": " You know what's really cool. Yeah, you would like this you would like this you can go and watch like a street"}, {"start": 9249.160000000002, "end": 9254.880000000001, "text": " Footage from North Korea. Have you ever done that before bro? I've watched fucking bro. There's people leaking shit all the time"}, {"start": 9254.880000000001, "end": 9256.880000000001, "text": " I've watched probably fucking"}, {"start": 9257.240000000002, "end": 9259.04, "text": " 1000 hours of North Korea documentaries, bro"}, {"start": 9259.04, "end": 9261.92, "text": " I think it's so intriguing to like yes, bro"}, {"start": 9261.92, "end": 9264.84, "text": " I was addicted at some point check type one. Don't you know what I mean, bro at some point"}, {"start": 9264.84, "end": 9266.84, "text": " I was in the North Korea idol, and I was like"}, {"start": 9266.84, "end": 9275.06, "text": " All the sudden bro all the sudden I click on one and already watch this one bang and there's people on tiktok bro on tiktok"}, {"start": 9275.58, "end": 9277.58, "text": " Sometimes there's a counts bro. I think it's propaganda"}, {"start": 9279.34, "end": 9283.86, "text": " Like North Korean accounts for who like walk around and shit like it's really public at this point"}, {"start": 9284.74, "end": 9287.02, "text": " Have you ever watched any dash cam footage from there?"}, {"start": 9287.82, "end": 9293.58, "text": " Dash cam. I don't know but that's good stuff. I like watching dash cam footage from North Korea"}, {"start": 9293.58, "end": 9295.66, "text": " They're probably ass rivals over there. No front"}, {"start": 9296.84, "end": 9300.84, "text": " I think it didn't seem that bad to me."}, {"start": 9300.84, "end": 9304.84, "text": " Wait, 5K a year? That's a lot. I heard 500, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 9304.84, "end": 9310.84, "text": " Now, but in North Korea, I would only go when I'm already 60 years old or something, when I don't have fully..."}, {"start": 9310.84, "end": 9314.84, "text": " If they want to keep me there, maybe they were about a clip, bro."}, {"start": 9314.84, "end": 9317.84, "text": " Maybe right now they're watching, bro, somebody, bro, and they're like,"}, {"start": 9317.84, "end": 9320.84, "text": " Yo, bro, what is he talking about?"}, {"start": 9320.84, "end": 9323.84, "text": " You called that traffic bad, and they just keep you there."}, {"start": 9323.84, "end": 9328.74, "text": " I mean I did I was about you said no, and now I believe you like it's probably not bad. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 9328.84, "end": 9333.14, "text": " Yeah, you guys like it that that that can be part of your defense when you have to get out of jail"}, {"start": 9333.3, "end": 9335.3, "text": " And they give you a trial"}, {"start": 9338.42, "end": 9345.7, "text": " It's fascinating as it is this is the only place on this list that can feasibly be reached even with all the money and time"}, {"start": 9345.7, "end": 9348.68, "text": " See the only one example number nine"}, {"start": 9348.68, "end": 9352.220000000001, "text": " Okay, number nine, you know Sarah Alcono, yeah, honey"}, {"start": 9353.02, "end": 9354.52, "text": " me"}, {"start": 9354.52, "end": 9361.720000000001, "text": " Alcono in Peru deep in some of the wildest jungle of the Amazon rainforest along the Peru Brazil border"}, {"start": 9362.0, "end": 9368.04, "text": " Stands a very tall pyramid shaped mountain not a single photo has been taken of it from up close"}, {"start": 9368.16, "end": 9374.86, "text": " Joe very little is actually known here and that has some people believing it is indeed an ancient pyramid now"}, {"start": 9375.56, "end": 9377.56, "text": " Is that real?"}, {"start": 9378.68, "end": 9382.12, "text": " Well, he said there was no photos up close, so I guess not."}, {"start": 9382.12, "end": 9383.12, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 9383.12, "end": 9385.2, "text": " Well, you surely can fly a plane there, no?"}, {"start": 9385.2, "end": 9386.2, "text": " Yeah, I think it's real."}, {"start": 9386.2, "end": 9387.2, "text": " Well, it's not up close."}, {"start": 9387.2, "end": 9389.2, "text": " I think he means, like, from it, or..."}, {"start": 9389.2, "end": 9390.2, "text": " If this is real to you."}, {"start": 9390.2, "end": 9391.2, "text": " But look at the trees, though."}, {"start": 9391.2, "end": 9393.2, "text": " Look at the left of the trees."}, {"start": 9393.2, "end": 9394.7, "text": " They're, like, blobs."}, {"start": 9394.7, "end": 9396.32, "text": " Mmm, you're right, you're right."}, {"start": 9396.32, "end": 9399.08, "text": " Maybe it was a super low-quality image camera."}, {"start": 9399.08, "end": 9401.08, "text": " Maybe it's an estimate, bro, because no one can go there, bro."}, {"start": 9401.08, "end": 9403.36, "text": " Maybe it's too hard to reach, and it's an estimate, like, what they think it"}, {"start": 9403.36, "end": 9406.08, "text": " looks like underwater, like, and it's really close to it."}, {"start": 9406.08, "end": 9408.08, "text": " If you have a helicopter you can go then, no?"}, {"start": 9408.08, "end": 9411.08, "text": " I don't know, maybe he says something, let's see."}, {"start": 9411.08, "end": 9412.58, "text": " I'll cover by the jungle."}, {"start": 9412.58, "end": 9419.48, "text": " It rises about 1500 feet, and due to its prominence above a flat expanse of forest, it can be seen"}, {"start": 9419.48, "end": 9424.08, "text": " from extremely far distances, including all the Andes mountains."}, {"start": 9424.08, "end": 9426.08, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 9426.08, "end": 9428.08, "text": " That's actually a photo, that's a photo for sure."}, {"start": 9428.08, "end": 9431.08, "text": " That looks sick, the nipple of Piru bro, oh my gosh."}, {"start": 9431.08, "end": 9433.08, "text": " Wait, somebody found something."}, {"start": 9433.08, "end": 9436.12, "text": " Maybe there has been new discoveries since this video, bro"}, {"start": 9436.12, "end": 9441.56, "text": " Maybe some of his viewers they just went there bro. Maybe some Peru viewers just went to rich Peruvian with a"}, {"start": 9441.88, "end": 9445.24, "text": " Slip and let me sell it up the wind then somebody sent this on Reddit"}, {"start": 9445.96, "end": 9452.92, "text": " Okay, this is okay one of the other pictures that is available deep in the Amazon rainforest meet the relatively unexplored air coral"}, {"start": 9456.72, "end": 9458.72, "text": " So cool"}, {"start": 9458.72, "end": 9461.72, "text": " I love these mountains that stick out in the middle of nowhere."}, {"start": 9461.72, "end": 9462.72, "text": " Yeah, it's so sick."}, {"start": 9462.72, "end": 9471.72, "text": " This would make it a fantastic vantage point for the uncontacted tribes who exclusively populate this area, namely the Iskanahuah."}, {"start": 9471.72, "end": 9483.72, "text": " However, word of mouth from nearby, contacted tribes, suggested it may never be scaled by humans because the mountain is held in such high religious reverence, possibly seen as a guardian spirit."}, {"start": 9483.72, "end": 9487.72, "text": " Wait, how can it be held in high reverence if no one's ever taken a photo of it?"}, {"start": 9487.72, "end": 9491.359999999999, "text": " no one's ever taken a photo of it or been to it"}, {"start": 9491.359999999999, "end": 9492.519999999999, "text": " by the"}, {"start": 9492.519999999999, "end": 9496.359999999999, "text": " okay i think okay maybe maybe that's just mountains in general now i think he's"}, {"start": 9496.359999999999, "end": 9498.039999999999, "text": " just doing the thing where he"}, {"start": 9498.039999999999, "end": 9498.96, "text": " way"}, {"start": 9498.96, "end": 9500.279999999999, "text": " it sounds crazy but"}, {"start": 9500.279999999999, "end": 9504.279999999999, "text": " it don't cancel okay but i think he's making a separation between"}, {"start": 9504.279999999999, "end": 9505.119999999999, "text": " us"}, {"start": 9505.119999999999, "end": 9506.199999999999, "text": " and tribes"}, {"start": 9506.199999999999, "end": 9508.96, "text": " you know i mean like you can't go there they can"}, {"start": 9508.96, "end": 9512.599999999999, "text": " but the natives that have lived there for a million years"}, {"start": 9512.599999999999, "end": 9516.519999999999, "text": " of course they're probably hiking every day but they're having some barbecue"}, {"start": 9516.52, "end": 9521.52, "text": " But you and I are not though, but it's such thick forest like I'm not sure."}, {"start": 9521.52, "end": 9523.52, "text": " It seems like it's due to no one even living there."}, {"start": 9523.52, "end": 9528.52, "text": " Location at the headwaters of large tributaries to the Amazon River."}, {"start": 9528.52, "end": 9534.52, "text": " The presence of these uncontacted indigenous people would make attempting an uncontacted to it."}, {"start": 9534.52, "end": 9536.52, "text": " Dude, that's another sick thing."}, {"start": 9536.52, "end": 9541.52, "text": " What really keeps this place untouchable is the proving government's extreme legal protections"}, {"start": 9541.52, "end": 9545.52, "text": " and this territorial reserve to preserve indigenous sovereignty and health."}, {"start": 9545.52, "end": 9550.640000000001, "text": " in health, which means that not even researchers are allowed within several miles of the base"}, {"start": 9550.640000000001, "end": 9552.48, "text": " of Cerro Alcono."}, {"start": 9552.48, "end": 9553.48, "text": " That's really good, bro."}, {"start": 9553.48, "end": 9554.48, "text": " Keep them alone, bro."}, {"start": 9554.48, "end": 9560.08, "text": " I like that from the government, because you know the story of North Sentinel Island,"}, {"start": 9560.08, "end": 9561.08, "text": " bro?"}, {"start": 9561.08, "end": 9562.08, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 9562.08, "end": 9565.960000000001, "text": " I think that's so cool that we have places on Earth, bro, where these people just don't"}, {"start": 9565.960000000001, "end": 9567.6, "text": " know what the fuck are going on outside, bro."}, {"start": 9567.6, "end": 9568.6, "text": " Like, they got that..."}, {"start": 9568.6, "end": 9569.6, "text": " Wait, why is it a wear chain?"}, {"start": 9569.6, "end": 9571.12, "text": " Are they still alive or no?"}, {"start": 9571.12, "end": 9572.84, "text": " I think they are, right?"}, {"start": 9572.84, "end": 9573.84, "text": " I mean, yes."}, {"start": 9573.84, "end": 9576.68, "text": " People tried to go there and then they got killed right? I remember that story"}, {"start": 9576.68, "end": 9580.2, "text": " But why go there bro? Why go there like come on bro like what are you doing, bro?"}, {"start": 9580.2, "end": 9584.66, "text": " Well, you're trying to research bro. Let them live their lives. I don't know. There was stories"}, {"start": 9584.66, "end": 9587.72, "text": " It's so fascinating. You listen listen zigzag check this out"}, {"start": 9587.72, "end": 9591.52, "text": " Yeah, I remember this is not a creepypasta if I remember correctly. I let's add a nightmare"}, {"start": 9591.56, "end": 9593.56, "text": " But I think this is real check correct from wrong"}, {"start": 9593.84, "end": 9599.12, "text": " There are stories where they went to stripes like this which didn't really have any contact, right?"}, {"start": 9599.12, "end": 9602.92, "text": " They have fire and stuff. They didn't have electricity and shit. They went there"}, {"start": 9602.92, "end": 9607.36, "text": " They gave them smartphones and stuff and internet. Guess what happened, bro?"}, {"start": 9607.960000000001, "end": 9609.960000000001, "text": " after I think it was"}, {"start": 9610.06, "end": 9615.8, "text": " Two months or something. Everybody was fucking internet addicted. I think it was I think no no"}, {"start": 9615.8, "end": 9619.86, "text": " It wasn't internet addicted. They weren't swirling to talk. They were addicted to porn. I'm not joking"}, {"start": 9620.5, "end": 9623.52, "text": " Correct me from wrong chat. There's a story like that. They gave them"}, {"start": 9623.52, "end": 9628.84, "text": " I was saying that about the when when Russia got the North Korean soldiers and then they got phones and they all"}, {"start": 9628.84, "end": 9633.7, "text": " became addicted to porn as well yeah and this happened with some tribe where"}, {"start": 9633.7, "end": 9636.36, "text": " they went and they gave them internet boom they're all porn addicted bro gg"}, {"start": 9636.36, "end": 9641.76, "text": " like you completely fight bro you can't clash the worlds together like it's no"}, {"start": 9641.76, "end": 9645.32, "text": " no it's not good it's not good this is not the only time we will see that the"}, {"start": 9645.32, "end": 9649.36, "text": " religious significance of a mountain can lead it to becoming a place where"}, {"start": 9649.36, "end": 9655.1, "text": " humans have never set foot number eight is buve island there is a god"}, {"start": 9655.1, "end": 9659.52, "text": " Forsaken speck of rock no standing in the middle of the South Pacific it is"}, {"start": 9659.52, "end": 9664.56, "text": " literally the most remote island on earth the human settlement is over"}, {"start": 9664.56, "end": 9668.56, "text": " 1400 miles away"}, {"start": 9668.56, "end": 9673.2, "text": " bro I love I'm an ocean boy bro like are you scared of deep of depth depth"}, {"start": 9673.2, "end": 9679.640000000001, "text": " water or no it's like no bro like this shit gets me hot bro like I love"}, {"start": 9679.640000000001, "end": 9684.960000000001, "text": " fish I love islands I you said my data bro like shit like that bro you"}, {"start": 9684.960000000001, "end": 9689.300000000001, "text": " just look at the water. Water calms me down, bro. Imagine you have a hole, like a water"}, {"start": 9689.300000000001, "end": 9693.960000000001, "text": " view. You live there, but imagine you're going to walk in the water. It calms you. You look"}, {"start": 9693.960000000001, "end": 9694.960000000001, "text": " at the waves."}, {"start": 9694.960000000001, "end": 9695.960000000001, "text": " It's calming, yeah."}, {"start": 9695.960000000001, "end": 9696.960000000001, "text": " Bro. Place up mountains."}, {"start": 9696.960000000001, "end": 9698.960000000001, "text": " But same for me, but mountains."}, {"start": 9698.960000000001, "end": 9699.960000000001, "text": " Mountains."}, {"start": 9699.960000000001, "end": 9700.960000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9700.960000000001, "end": 9705.52, "text": " I like that as well. Looking into the depths. The one thing that pisses me off, though,"}, {"start": 9705.52, "end": 9712.160000000002, "text": " about sometimes when you're in the mountains and it's sunny and this is bad for me,"}, {"start": 9712.16, "end": 9715.44, "text": " I gotta get used to it but bugs bro. I'm not a bug enjoyer, bro"}, {"start": 9715.84, "end": 9718.82, "text": " Like sometimes when you're up a mountain though"}, {"start": 9719.14, "end": 9722.86, "text": " Like not that high right because up there some insects. They're not there anymore"}, {"start": 9722.86, "end": 9727.38, "text": " But if you're at the right height where it's like you're in the middle of nowhere in a mountain and then all the sun"}, {"start": 9727.38, "end": 9729.38, "text": " Now hornet attacks you bro"}, {"start": 9731.46, "end": 9736.98, "text": " Bro, this is the thing everyone's scared of Australian animals and then people be telling me about about people"}, {"start": 9736.98, "end": 9739.82, "text": " We tell me about whole it's I'm like what you don't have"}, {"start": 9739.82, "end": 9745.18, "text": " No, not Australia, bro. They're really scary, bro because things like wasps, right?"}, {"start": 9745.18, "end": 9752.38, "text": " Roars wasps are kind of scary, but they don't attack you, bro. Check right from wrong, but hornets"}, {"start": 9752.38, "end": 9758.82, "text": " sometimes they just fucking attack sometimes they just attack and then you try to kill it and then"}, {"start": 9758.82, "end": 9763.619999999999, "text": " you get in trouble because you can't kill it because it's against law like either they are"}, {"start": 9763.62, "end": 9767.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, they're protected, yes of course."}, {"start": 9767.220000000001, "end": 9772.060000000001, "text": " My friend, one of my best friends, he lives in Tokyo, he said to me this, there's only"}, {"start": 9772.060000000001, "end": 9778.220000000001, "text": " one animal that's capable of true evil, and that's hornets, only one animal."}, {"start": 9778.220000000001, "end": 9781.380000000001, "text": " Oh my god, it's funny because you said Japan?"}, {"start": 9781.380000000001, "end": 9782.380000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9782.380000000001, "end": 9786.380000000001, "text": " Bro, that's the one thing about Japan, that throws me off a little bit, everybody always"}, {"start": 9786.380000000001, "end": 9789.78, "text": " sugarcoats Japan and stuff, and I really want to go to Japan, not to the touristy"}, {"start": 9789.78, "end": 9793.26, "text": " zone, but to the outside zone, and I remember watching some Reddit people discussing"}, {"start": 9793.26, "end": 9799.44, "text": " the outsides of Japan beautiful nature but crazy bugs bro crazy bugs I don't"}, {"start": 9799.44, "end": 9802.7, "text": " think about that when I think about Japan but but it's true they have crazy"}, {"start": 9802.7, "end": 9808.460000000001, "text": " I sure want it in Japan I do yeah wait so you've been to kill a woman I think"}, {"start": 9808.460000000001, "end": 9812.64, "text": " it's cool to kill a woman Japan W they had a year guess a tournament they"}, {"start": 9812.64, "end": 9815.54, "text": " had a year guess a tournament in Tokyo last year I played in that did you like"}, {"start": 9815.54, "end": 9821.98, "text": " it like did you go hiking yeah yeah I we did we did the hiking and like we"}, {"start": 9821.98, "end": 9825.539999999999, "text": " We hired a car after the tournament, me and my friend, and we went to the north region"}, {"start": 9825.539999999999, "end": 9830.1, "text": " of the main island and we went up a bunch of mountains and did some hikes and stuff."}, {"start": 9830.1, "end": 9832.74, "text": " Wait, in Australia they speak English right?"}, {"start": 9832.74, "end": 9833.74, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9833.74, "end": 9835.74, "text": " Did you say hire a car bro?"}, {"start": 9835.74, "end": 9837.74, "text": " What do you mean bro?"}, {"start": 9837.74, "end": 9839.74, "text": " Is that how you say it?"}, {"start": 9839.74, "end": 9840.74, "text": " Hire a car?"}, {"start": 9840.74, "end": 9842.26, "text": " Do you have to rent a car or no?"}, {"start": 9842.26, "end": 9844.06, "text": " What do you mean hire a car?"}, {"start": 9844.06, "end": 9845.06, "text": " What's the car for?"}, {"start": 9845.06, "end": 9846.06, "text": " That's what we're saying in Australia."}, {"start": 9846.06, "end": 9847.06, "text": " No shut up."}, {"start": 9847.06, "end": 9848.06, "text": " I've never heard that."}, {"start": 9848.06, "end": 9849.06, "text": " Hire a car bro."}, {"start": 9849.06, "end": 9850.06, "text": " You hire a couple."}, {"start": 9850.06, "end": 9851.06, "text": " You hire a..."}, {"start": 9851.06, "end": 9856.56, "text": " in Australia rent two cars go to a higher car"}, {"start": 9856.56, "end": 9863.539999999999, "text": " no way bro it's probably because they used to like you used to ride horses"}, {"start": 9863.539999999999, "end": 9867.539999999999, "text": " right so you hired a horse what the bro like it's an object bro like you rent"}, {"start": 9867.539999999999, "end": 9872.859999999999, "text": " the car bro like I like that logic I think that's funny let's hire a bad"}, {"start": 9872.859999999999, "end": 9878.779999999999, "text": " man feel the fury make sure we hire a bad man feel for Tuesday bro I'm gonna"}, {"start": 9878.78, "end": 9879.78, "text": " I'd say that."}, {"start": 9879.78, "end": 9880.78, "text": " I'll just continue."}, {"start": 9880.78, "end": 9885.980000000001, "text": " And the nearest landmine is Antarctica, around 1,100 miles away."}, {"start": 9885.980000000001, "end": 9891.820000000002, "text": " Imagine the disappointment lost ships at sea must have felt when they laid eyes upon Bouvet"}, {"start": 9891.820000000002, "end": 9892.820000000002, "text": " Island."}, {"start": 9892.820000000002, "end": 9898.1, "text": " It is a barren dome of rock covered in a windswept shell of ice, but it's hiding"}, {"start": 9898.1, "end": 9900.1, "text": " a warm secret."}, {"start": 9900.1, "end": 9904.74, "text": " Underneath the ice is an active volcano that technically could erupt at any time,"}, {"start": 9904.74, "end": 9909.34, "text": " And it is close to a surprisingly large population of the most hearty seabirds who find it a"}, {"start": 9909.34, "end": 9911.26, "text": " sanctuary away from predators."}, {"start": 9911.26, "end": 9916.5, "text": " Google Earth does a great job of demonstrating how extreme this landscape is."}, {"start": 9916.5, "end": 9923.699999999999, "text": " Massive ice sheets slide off on all sides and fall into the ocean and rock below."}, {"start": 9923.699999999999, "end": 9926.38, "text": " This shit is probably hella..."}, {"start": 9926.38, "end": 9928.42, "text": " There's so much money to make there."}, {"start": 9928.42, "end": 9932.34, "text": " Because bro, I remember hearing the story, I don't know if you've heard about this."}, {"start": 9932.34, "end": 9940.1, "text": " used to be an island in the middle of nowhere and birds used to inhabit it for millions of years"}, {"start": 9940.82, "end": 9945.22, "text": " or tens of thousands I don't know the scales but there were a ton of birds right ton of"}, {"start": 9945.22, "end": 9952.18, "text": " huge bird population and the birds shit full like they the rocks were always shitted on every"}, {"start": 9952.18, "end": 9960.66, "text": " single day and what happens is after time that shit turns into some really really expensive"}, {"start": 9962.34, "end": 9968.2, "text": " Materials like things that you use for smartphones and bullshit. I don't know check who knows that story, bro"}, {"start": 9969.960000000001, "end": 9975.84, "text": " Who knows that story bro, and then the Britons or something or America came in and fucking gave them"}, {"start": 9977.32, "end": 9982.92, "text": " Money for that fucking bird shit and then the whole island started fading away because the island like it was what they"}, {"start": 9982.92, "end": 9987.4, "text": " What they were building on like the whole island like they were building houses on the bird shit"}, {"start": 9987.4, "end": 9989.4, "text": " You know because it's solidified and"}, {"start": 9990.72, "end": 9996.24, "text": " Like it's some big fucking corporate came in they harvested it and almost the whole island is almost gone bro like Gigi"}, {"start": 9996.56, "end": 9998.56, "text": " It's full. Wow. I don't know that"}, {"start": 9998.96, "end": 10002.42, "text": " Yeah, what is what is the thing is like the thing is the same same time though"}, {"start": 10002.52, "end": 10009.359999999999, "text": " Like you think about like there's like trillions and quintillions of dollars of materials on Mars right of rare earthman minerals"}, {"start": 10009.359999999999, "end": 10013.279999999999, "text": " But it's too hard to get so I feel like even if this island had like the most insane minerals"}, {"start": 10013.28, "end": 10018.84, "text": " it's so far like 2,000 kilometers long way to even get to the nearest town in this situation."}, {"start": 10018.84, "end": 10023.2, "text": " Yeah, bro. But but in the other one, let me see just see like one island. Is this the"}, {"start": 10023.2, "end": 10027.16, "text": " one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one."}, {"start": 10027.16, "end": 10032.08, "text": " Kimberlade and seabird or by instrument highly value in the 19th century as a potent natural"}, {"start": 10032.08, "end": 10036.880000000001, "text": " fertilizer rich in nitrogen and phosphorus. Okay, so not smartphones. Take it away."}, {"start": 10036.880000000001, "end": 10042.480000000001, "text": " Intense demands back the guano age leading to global competition, blah, blah, blah,"}, {"start": 10042.48, "end": 10046.64, "text": " and promoting the U.S. to pass the Guano Islands Act."}, {"start": 10046.64, "end": 10048.16, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 10048.16, "end": 10049.48, "text": " Blah, blah, blah, blah."}, {"start": 10049.48, "end": 10051.039999999999, "text": " This U.S. federal law allowed citizens"}, {"start": 10051.039999999999, "end": 10052.76, "text": " to take possession of unclaimed islands."}, {"start": 10052.76, "end": 10054.08, "text": " But there's also right now something,"}, {"start": 10054.08, "end": 10056.32, "text": " you said like Mars, there's hella things."}, {"start": 10056.32, "end": 10057.32, "text": " But there's right now a story,"}, {"start": 10057.32, "end": 10059.119999999999, "text": " I don't know if you saw this video."}, {"start": 10060.32, "end": 10062.76, "text": " There's a lot of, there's billions and billions"}, {"start": 10062.76, "end": 10066.76, "text": " of rare metals."}, {"start": 10066.76, "end": 10067.66, "text": " Guess where?"}, {"start": 10067.66, "end": 10072.16, "text": " Not in outer space, but on asteroids or something."}, {"start": 10072.16, "end": 10078.039999999999, "text": " way closer at the seabed this video right here brother 16 trillion dollars to"}, {"start": 10078.039999999999, "end": 10084.08, "text": " the mind to mind the ocean bro right now there's companies bro trying to so you"}, {"start": 10084.08, "end": 10088.28, "text": " see this nugget right here there's millions of these nuggets and these are"}, {"start": 10088.28, "end": 10095.8, "text": " made out of rare metals at the ocean floor in some areas of the ocean and"}, {"start": 10095.8, "end": 10100.92, "text": " and right now they're trying to make they're trying to like pay some random"}, {"start": 10100.92, "end": 10102.92, "text": " islands money"}, {"start": 10102.92, "end": 10106.84, "text": " To be able to harvest them like some big-ass companies come in like American companies"}, {"start": 10107.52, "end": 10112.4, "text": " Talk to some fucking poor ass country because they own the rights to this land like yo yo yo"}, {"start": 10112.4, "end": 10117.32, "text": " We're gonna give you millions and you're gonna let us harvest this is these fucking these fucking rocks"}, {"start": 10117.6, "end": 10122.4, "text": " Bro, it's like yeah, there's trillions on the seabed bro. You need to watch this video. I'm telling you"}, {"start": 10123.84, "end": 10128.56, "text": " He has good he has good research. Yes, I'm gonna leave you with like that's impressive that you remember that much"}, {"start": 10128.56, "end": 10133.199999999999, "text": " It's impressive that you remember that much because when I watch a video like that, I'm like, oh, yeah, this interesting"}, {"start": 10133.199999999999, "end": 10135.96, "text": " This interesting. I'm gonna tell everyone about this and then I get to the end of the car"}, {"start": 10135.96, "end": 10141.18, "text": " I mean, I don't know. I only remember the gist of it, bro. I told you they use it for smartphones the fucking budget"}, {"start": 10143.019999999999, "end": 10145.019999999999, "text": " But I remember like a little bit of it"}, {"start": 10145.02, "end": 10146.34, "text": " All right, let's continue."}, {"start": 10146.34, "end": 10147.82, "text": " It's still some spectacular fashion."}, {"start": 10152.32, "end": 10153.34, "text": " One of the thousands of hours."}, {"start": 10153.34, "end": 10155.18, "text": " On the southeastern side of the island,"}, {"start": 10155.18, "end": 10157.42, "text": " we're looking for a colossal size."}, {"start": 10157.42, "end": 10160.220000000001, "text": " And the classic square-shaped pattern,"}, {"start": 10160.220000000001, "end": 10163.94, "text": " which is notorious for creating freak waves and rip currents."}, {"start": 10163.94, "end": 10165.94, "text": " Definitely."}, {"start": 10165.94, "end": 10167.5, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10167.5, "end": 10170.380000000001, "text": " And I don't think I have ever seen anywhere else"}, {"start": 10170.380000000001, "end": 10173.54, "text": " on Google Earth where a wave has cast a shadow this"}, {"start": 10173.54, "end": 10174.02, "text": " large."}, {"start": 10175.02, "end": 10180.02, "text": " The crest of that wave measures a whopping 100 feet wide."}, {"start": 10180.02, "end": 10186.02, "text": " This is no surprise as it lies in the direct path of some of the largest storm systems on earth."}, {"start": 10186.02, "end": 10190.02, "text": " There are no inlets or safe harbors that allow for a ship to dock."}, {"start": 10190.02, "end": 10193.02, "text": " 80% of it are cliffs that plunge straight into the ocean"}, {"start": 10193.02, "end": 10197.02, "text": " and the other 20% are exposed to reefs and beaches."}, {"start": 10197.02, "end": 10199.02, "text": " Okay that place is insane."}, {"start": 10199.02, "end": 10201.74, "text": " You know what I love bro about our lives, bro"}, {"start": 10202.5, "end": 10206.7, "text": " Like we all live in the same like on the same earth, bro"}, {"start": 10206.7, "end": 10209.300000000001, "text": " Like right now no one no human ever went there, right?"}, {"start": 10209.300000000001, "end": 10215.66, "text": " But right now every second that is passing for us is also passing at this place, bro, right now"}, {"start": 10216.66, "end": 10219.98, "text": " There's these both chilling right now doing something right now"}, {"start": 10219.98, "end": 10226.1, "text": " Maybe a seal is talking up right at the second millions of miles away. There's something going on right there"}, {"start": 10226.1, "end": 10227.5, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 10227.5, "end": 10234.22, "text": " Mm-hmm. I know what I mean, bro like every bird every every little creature got its own experience"}, {"start": 10235.5, "end": 10243.22, "text": " No, I mean it's all happening at the same time like right now every person that you met on in your life, bro"}, {"start": 10243.38, "end": 10248.84, "text": " The guy didn't use one-to-one in Geo guess I could be you and you could have went to the toilet the person that you crossed the street"}, {"start": 10249.14, "end": 10252.06, "text": " 20 years ago, bro when you were in pride when you were a kid, bro"}, {"start": 10252.06, "end": 10257.18, "text": " Like those people are all doing something right now, bro. These birds. They're all like doing something right this second, bro"}, {"start": 10257.18, "end": 10262.6, "text": " It's called somber bro. Oh, it's under. I don't know. Oh my gosh, bro. Now that freaks me out that freaks me out, bro"}, {"start": 10263.4, "end": 10265.4, "text": " That freaks me out"}, {"start": 10265.72, "end": 10267.72, "text": " Your mom is doing something right now"}, {"start": 10270.56, "end": 10273.48, "text": " Like I'm telling you bro 12 year old thinking"}, {"start": 10273.48, "end": 10275.48, "text": " are I right?"}, {"start": 10276.4, "end": 10282.58, "text": " Yes, people have landed here on boats during rare research expeditions and technically walked on it"}, {"start": 10282.76, "end": 10288.68, "text": " But they have no reason to. The only thing that has a right to walk on two legs across Bu\u00f1levay Island"}, {"start": 10288.84, "end": 10290.859999999999, "text": " are the Penguins."}, {"start": 10290.859999999999, "end": 10295.699999999999, "text": " Northern Penguins ownership of this island and attempted to install a weather station in"}, {"start": 10296.32, "end": 10300.34, "text": " 1977 and 1996, but within months they have disappeared"}, {"start": 10300.34, "end": 10304.78, "text": " probably wiped off the face of the planet by an avalanche or massive storm."}, {"start": 10304.78, "end": 10312.98, "text": " Since then, one has managed to survive since 2012, and one time, a mysterious lifeboat was found on one of its beaches,"}, {"start": 10312.98, "end": 10318.1, "text": " the occupants of which, if there were ever any, were never found."}, {"start": 10318.1, "end": 10329.1, "text": " I have a lore about this island so basically in the old days of Geregas a battle royale"}, {"start": 10329.1, "end": 10332.9, "text": " you would guess a country and if it was wrong then everyone else would see the wrong answer"}, {"start": 10332.9, "end": 10337.04, "text": " so if you guess England and then it's not England it'll show UK is one of the wrong answers"}, {"start": 10337.04, "end": 10339.140000000001, "text": " right?"}, {"start": 10339.140000000001, "end": 10344.54, "text": " Basically they coded it wrong so that Norway had three possible answers Norway but also"}, {"start": 10344.54, "end": 10346.98, "text": " Svalbard and Bufae Island."}, {"start": 10346.98, "end": 10352.34, "text": " And so people would troll other worst players by guessing Buwei Island when they knew it"}, {"start": 10352.34, "end": 10353.96, "text": " was already Norway."}, {"start": 10353.96, "end": 10357.58, "text": " And then they would actually guess Norway, which would be correct, because the flag was"}, {"start": 10357.58, "end": 10358.58, "text": " the same."}, {"start": 10358.58, "end": 10361.32, "text": " They thought that Norway had been guessed and it was wrong and then everyone would get"}, {"start": 10361.32, "end": 10362.32, "text": " eliminated."}, {"start": 10362.32, "end": 10363.32, "text": " That's fucking crazy."}, {"start": 10363.32, "end": 10366.98, "text": " Bro, shit like that shows how small this world is, bro, like what the fuck?"}, {"start": 10366.98, "end": 10368.58, "text": " Buwei Island, bro, randomly, damn."}, {"start": 10368.58, "end": 10372.619999999999, "text": " That's the only time I ever knew about this island was from that."}, {"start": 10372.619999999999, "end": 10373.619999999999, "text": " Ever any."}, {"start": 10373.619999999999, "end": 10376.02, "text": " We're never found."}, {"start": 10376.02, "end": 10380.36, "text": " Number seven, we are heading to the tops of the Tapui Mountains in Venezuela."}, {"start": 10380.36, "end": 10385.92, "text": " These are called mountains, but they are really more like giant plateaus above the clouds."}, {"start": 10385.92, "end": 10391.560000000001, "text": " These colossal plateaus are a major geologic feature that tower above the vast expanses"}, {"start": 10391.560000000001, "end": 10395.140000000001, "text": " of jungle in southern Venezuela."}, {"start": 10395.140000000001, "end": 10399.880000000001, "text": " Spanning across hundreds of miles, there are over six major zones of these tall"}, {"start": 10399.880000000001, "end": 10406.18, "text": " sandstone plateaus, with fragmented maces of varying size."}, {"start": 10406.18, "end": 10413.580000000002, "text": " They range anywhere from 2,000 to over 9,000 feet in height, and are completely surrounded"}, {"start": 10413.580000000002, "end": 10414.740000000002, "text": " by the forest."}, {"start": 10414.740000000002, "end": 10422.02, "text": " Angel Falls, the tallest waterfall on earth, plummets from the very top of one, and nearby"}, {"start": 10422.02, "end": 10425.7, "text": " is the famous Mount Rurayima."}, {"start": 10425.7, "end": 10432.7, "text": " As far as I can tell, these are the only two Tapuys that have trails leading to the top."}, {"start": 10432.7, "end": 10433.7, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 10433.7, "end": 10436.7, "text": " Yo Zeke's Exotic."}, {"start": 10436.7, "end": 10439.7, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10439.7, "end": 10441.7, "text": " I played a lot of Jirgessa."}, {"start": 10441.7, "end": 10443.7, "text": " I've played a lot of the world."}, {"start": 10443.7, "end": 10446.7, "text": " I've never seen that."}, {"start": 10446.7, "end": 10447.7, "text": " Brother!"}, {"start": 10447.7, "end": 10449.7, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10449.7, "end": 10450.7, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 10450.7, "end": 10452.7, "text": " Do you know the movie OP?"}, {"start": 10452.7, "end": 10453.7, "text": " Wait, wait."}, {"start": 10453.7, "end": 10460.140000000001, "text": " What's wrong with that before the chat the balloons where the balloons as I said yeah at the top you yeah, yeah, yeah, what?"}, {"start": 10460.140000000001, "end": 10461.900000000001, "text": " Bro, it's the same"}, {"start": 10461.900000000001, "end": 10463.900000000001, "text": " It's like skyblock. It's actually real"}, {"start": 10465.7, "end": 10471.5, "text": " The others are so remote steep and isolated the dirt exists no trails"}, {"start": 10471.94, "end": 10474.66, "text": " No places for humans or aircraft to land"}, {"start": 10475.300000000001, "end": 10481.560000000001, "text": " Nothing, wow things about the unique environments here an astonishing volume of endemic species"}, {"start": 10481.56, "end": 10486.22, "text": " live in the high elevation rainforest where temps can get surprisingly cold"}, {"start": 10486.22, "end": 10489.98, "text": " also they have a lot of bizarre geologic formations"}, {"start": 10489.98, "end": 10496.4, "text": " actually oh yo yo yo listen zigzag what are we looking at bro and this little"}, {"start": 10496.4, "end": 10501.74, "text": " this fog it's because it's inside of a cloud bro oh my gosh there's definitely"}, {"start": 10501.74, "end": 10506.3, "text": " no fucking fish up there right I mean is there"}, {"start": 10506.300000000001, "end": 10510.54, "text": " Surely not right that's too like how would they get there a tornado?"}, {"start": 10514.460000000001, "end": 10522.820000000002, "text": " Along with no, I think you're right caves and sinkholes that can be seen from space like this one called Sima Humboldt"}, {"start": 10522.820000000002, "end": 10530.18, "text": " But is it really a sinkhole if it's on the top of a plateau or is it just a place where the ground beside come more normal again?"}, {"start": 10530.18, "end": 10537.68, "text": " Only three scientific expeditions have been made into these sinkholes one of which almost cost the team their lives and"}, {"start": 10537.98, "end": 10544.26, "text": " Within these sinkholes they found endemic species which had evolved separate from the entire world for millions of years"}, {"start": 10545.1, "end": 10547.1, "text": " Bro, do we got the wrong job, bro?"}, {"start": 10547.1, "end": 10551.98, "text": " Yeah, you listen like this. Oh my god, like I would love to be as well like like just like a biologist, bro"}, {"start": 10552.14, "end": 10558.7, "text": " Like going on these like excursions going going in a who bought down to the water finding new fish"}, {"start": 10558.7, "end": 10564.7, "text": " brother. I feel like the best is like being the documentary maker who"}, {"start": 10564.7, "end": 10569.7, "text": " like documents these places. That would be the sickest job. Like a wildlife"}, {"start": 10569.7, "end": 10574.900000000001, "text": " photographer bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Agreed, agreed. Yeah. Cause like if you're a"}, {"start": 10574.900000000001, "end": 10579.34, "text": " biologist or like someone who has like these trips to places, one you're"}, {"start": 10579.34, "end": 10582.220000000001, "text": " probably like going to the same place over and over or two it's probably"}, {"start": 10582.220000000001, "end": 10585.740000000002, "text": " like most of the time in the office and then like one month for the trip."}, {"start": 10585.74, "end": 10586.74, "text": " True."}, {"start": 10586.74, "end": 10590.74, "text": " But like if you're someone who's like the whole point of your job is the landscapes,"}, {"start": 10590.74, "end": 10592.74, "text": " then you're going to like sick places all the time, right?"}, {"start": 10592.74, "end": 10593.74, "text": " True!"}, {"start": 10593.74, "end": 10598.74, "text": " You just go from this crazy place to crazy place, like if you're filmed for BBC or something, Gigi."}, {"start": 10598.74, "end": 10601.74, "text": " You know Rainbolt, the other GEOGASA player?"}, {"start": 10601.74, "end": 10603.74, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10603.74, "end": 10607.74, "text": " One of his favorite photographers, Victor Poznov."}, {"start": 10607.74, "end": 10611.74, "text": " This guy has insane photos of like, and this guy is just going to the craziest places."}, {"start": 10615.74, "end": 10624.74, "text": " Oh wait that's what we just looked at feels like that's no way I think cheese yeah"}, {"start": 10624.74, "end": 10627.94, "text": " this guy great this guy's always like just pulling up to the most insane places"}, {"start": 10627.94, "end": 10635.22, "text": " this in Australia mmm really yes ice on the beach no that looks like Iceland to"}, {"start": 10635.22, "end": 10640.94, "text": " me with the with the with the black sand says Australian views mmm I bet if"}, {"start": 10640.94, "end": 10644.94, "text": " If you go to the side, that's an Icelandic picture, just saying, respectfully."}, {"start": 10644.94, "end": 10647.94, "text": " Yeah, now you're right, bro, you're right."}, {"start": 10647.94, "end": 10649.94, "text": " That is a fucking big show."}, {"start": 10649.94, "end": 10651.94, "text": " That's a dream job, right there, bro."}, {"start": 10651.94, "end": 10657.94, "text": " Up there, it must be like humans have never existed, which is a wonderful thought."}, {"start": 10657.94, "end": 10661.94, "text": " We're going to take all the reasons these Tapuies are impossible to reach"}, {"start": 10661.94, "end": 10664.94, "text": " and flip it upside down for number six."}, {"start": 10664.94, "end": 10669.94, "text": " Number six are the sandstone canyons of central Brazil."}, {"start": 10669.94, "end": 10674.94, "text": " This deep canyon system is much like other sandstone canyons found across the world."}, {"start": 10674.94, "end": 10677.94, "text": " Looks like it's gonna fucking infinitely zoom in into a Mandelbrot."}, {"start": 10678.94, "end": 10679.94, "text": " If you know what you know."}, {"start": 10679.94, "end": 10680.94, "text": " Sure, sure, sure, I know what I know."}, {"start": 10680.94, "end": 10685.94, "text": " Except these lie under a dense blanket of Amazon rainforest."}, {"start": 10685.94, "end": 10690.94, "text": " The long, narrow tendrils extend ridiculous distances into the wilderness."}, {"start": 10690.94, "end": 10695.94, "text": " Far from towns or roads, while there exists almost no information about them online,"}, {"start": 10695.94, "end": 10703.460000000001, "text": " I would have to assume that the ends of these corridors of stone and jungle are places where no one can get even close"}, {"start": 10703.58, "end": 10707.36, "text": " The sounds of birds monkeys and a million organisms"}, {"start": 10707.62, "end": 10714.66, "text": " Packed into these narrow corridors must echo off the canyon walls in a truly amazing way"}, {"start": 10714.66, "end": 10719.4, "text": " And these are all just purely the conclusions. I've drawn about why does it look like this?"}, {"start": 10719.4, "end": 10723.380000000001, "text": " Is it water like water? I think water. I think what are you?"}, {"start": 10723.380000000001, "end": 10726.980000000001, "text": " Why is everything connected with math bro?"}, {"start": 10726.980000000001, "end": 10731.02, "text": " You know sometimes nature is one-to-one connected with math, you can put the population on a"}, {"start": 10731.02, "end": 10738.78, "text": " fucking animal population, a rojba versus the thing that hunts versus not hunts, you"}, {"start": 10738.78, "end": 10740.86, "text": " just can put it in a mathematical graph."}, {"start": 10740.86, "end": 10743.78, "text": " Shit like this as well, this is why this is look like Mandelbrot bro."}, {"start": 10743.78, "end": 10748.18, "text": " The water flows in a mathematical way, it's all connected."}, {"start": 10748.18, "end": 10750.060000000001, "text": " The path of least resistance."}, {"start": 10750.060000000001, "end": 10751.060000000001, "text": " It's all connected."}, {"start": 10751.060000000001, "end": 10752.060000000001, "text": " Fibonacci."}, {"start": 10752.060000000001, "end": 10753.060000000001, "text": " Fibonacci."}, {"start": 10753.06, "end": 10758.06, "text": " I'm not that guy though. I'm the guy that's a player."}, {"start": 10758.06, "end": 10762.5, "text": " I'm gonna die of too much thinking bro. Like I'm scared you know how like how you have safe"}, {"start": 10762.5, "end": 10765.859999999999, "text": " switches bro in your house like with too much electricity going on bro. Sometimes I"}, {"start": 10765.859999999999, "end": 10769.46, "text": " feel like it's just gonna explode up your road like you know oh my gosh."}, {"start": 10769.46, "end": 10772.619999999999, "text": " Guys please be careful with this man chat. You need to take care of him. He's cooking"}, {"start": 10772.619999999999, "end": 10773.619999999999, "text": " too hard."}, {"start": 10773.619999999999, "end": 10775.619999999999, "text": " I'll think a little bit less. I'll think a little bit less."}, {"start": 10775.62, "end": 10779.460000000001, "text": " This place, after looking at it from the top, my own extends..."}, {"start": 10779.460000000001, "end": 10780.660000000002, "text": " Nah, you're good."}, {"start": 10780.660000000002, "end": 10781.460000000001, "text": " You're safe."}, {"start": 10784.1, "end": 10788.820000000002, "text": " And encompasses lots of canyons, which is how I spotted them years ago."}, {"start": 10788.820000000002, "end": 10792.740000000002, "text": " And since then, I have been bored with this place for years."}, {"start": 10792.740000000002, "end": 10793.54, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10793.54, "end": 10795.140000000001, "text": " And I might not have shared it with the world."}, {"start": 10795.140000000001, "end": 10797.54, "text": " He's like you, bro. He's all day on fucking Google Earth, bro."}, {"start": 10797.54, "end": 10798.900000000001, "text": " You're all day on Geogazer, bro."}, {"start": 10798.900000000001, "end": 10800.1, "text": " But he just scouts for places."}, {"start": 10800.660000000002, "end": 10804.02, "text": " Until I went there myself, if not for something I noticed,"}, {"start": 10804.02, "end": 10807.62, "text": " when looking at the latest images updated by Google Earth."}, {"start": 10807.62, "end": 10811.460000000001, "text": " As you will learn, this place is rapidly becoming less impossible to reach"}, {"start": 10811.460000000001, "end": 10815.300000000001, "text": " for all the wrong reasons. First, let me give you some context."}, {"start": 10815.300000000001, "end": 10818.58, "text": " There's really only one section called Canyon's Doviana"}, {"start": 10818.58, "end": 10822.82, "text": " where tourists can go now. Nearby, extensive evidence of the"}, {"start": 10822.82, "end": 10827.62, "text": " ancient indigenous people of Brazil dating back to over 9,000 years"}, {"start": 10827.62, "end": 10831.78, "text": " has been discovered in the forms of rock art, burial sites,"}, {"start": 10831.78, "end": 10836.1, "text": " and artifacts hidden among rock alcoves in the canyon walls."}, {"start": 10836.980000000001, "end": 10841.060000000001, "text": " Covering some northern canyons in the flatlands above the canyon rim"}, {"start": 10841.060000000001, "end": 10844.980000000001, "text": " is the Brazilian parque nacional sere de cofreco."}, {"start": 10844.980000000001, "end": 10847.62, "text": " Yo, I would love to see this guy's Google Maps."}, {"start": 10847.62, "end": 10851.300000000001, "text": " Look how he's just like, he probably has like 1000 of these fucking markers."}, {"start": 10851.300000000001, "end": 10852.980000000001, "text": " That's paste, that's paste."}, {"start": 10852.980000000001, "end": 10855.460000000001, "text": " I have like one mic on this, I think it's my home."}, {"start": 10856.02, "end": 10858.02, "text": " Look at this, it's probably 100 million markers."}, {"start": 10858.02, "end": 10861.02, "text": " No, that's faith. I like that a lot."}, {"start": 10879.02, "end": 10880.02, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10888.02, "end": 10890.48, "text": " Christine Springs are being flattened"}, {"start": 10890.48, "end": 10893.92, "text": " beneath the economic development strategy of Brazil."}, {"start": 10893.92, "end": 10896.36, "text": " I would hope that the local governments of these regions"}, {"start": 10896.36, "end": 10899.28, "text": " would realize that this is a completely unique landscape"}, {"start": 10899.28, "end": 10902.12, "text": " in the world with a massive international appeal"}, {"start": 10902.12, "end": 10904.58, "text": " for ecotourism, and would almost certainly"}, {"start": 10904.58, "end": 10907.2, "text": " be more economically valuable in the long term"}, {"start": 10907.2, "end": 10910.08, "text": " with intact ecosystems and trails going"}, {"start": 10910.08, "end": 10913.04, "text": " through the lush canyons instead of bulldozers."}, {"start": 10913.04, "end": 10916.68, "text": " Maybe extending the national park boundary would do the trick."}, {"start": 10918.02, "end": 10923.78, "text": " No, I want to start a petition this makes me mad right now fucking loggers bro for some wood"}, {"start": 10924.58, "end": 10930.02, "text": " No, bro. Fuck the paper. I'll write on my fucking. I'll write on my PC like oh my gosh"}, {"start": 10930.74, "end": 10937.58, "text": " No, bro, that's the thing like getting getting people to like work together to make good long-term decisions about landscapes"}, {"start": 10937.58, "end": 10939.34, "text": " It's really difficult"}, {"start": 10939.34, "end": 10942.380000000001, "text": " like that kind of long-term decision-making especially"}, {"start": 10943.060000000001, "end": 10946.140000000001, "text": " like for countries that aren't super rich is"}, {"start": 10946.14, "end": 10955.34, "text": " really uncommon. At the same time, you can't really judge it because they're just trying"}, {"start": 10955.34, "end": 10958.699999999999, "text": " to make their best in the world. They're just trying to do whatever is the most efficient."}, {"start": 10958.699999999999, "end": 10962.539999999999, "text": " You can, but you can't. You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 10962.539999999999, "end": 10970.779999999999, "text": " I'm sitting here in Australia because we're wealthy because we mined a lot of the rare"}, {"start": 10970.78, "end": 10975.24, "text": " earth minerals and sent them around the world and then and then am I gonna"}, {"start": 10975.24, "end": 10980.640000000001, "text": " judge you know the Brazilians for the crossing that you know what I mean it's"}, {"start": 10980.640000000001, "end": 10983.36, "text": " weird to think that some places right now that we can visit may not be"}, {"start": 10983.36, "end": 10986.68, "text": " visitable in like I don't know a hundred years you know probably not because"}, {"start": 10986.68, "end": 10992.640000000001, "text": " they want to go to forest and stuff yeah maybe a bomb like the Great Barrier"}, {"start": 10992.640000000001, "end": 10997.12, "text": " Reef in Australia they're not the the water warming up is meaning it's like"}, {"start": 10997.12, "end": 11004.240000000002, "text": " I love that, I think it's true."}, {"start": 11004.240000000002, "end": 11010.12, "text": " It's Killing Over the Clive is the summit of Mt. Kailash in the China occupied zone of"}, {"start": 11010.12, "end": 11011.12, "text": " Tibet."}, {"start": 11011.12, "end": 11024.84, "text": " Now one human has ever stood on the top of this over 21,000 foot tall summit, even though"}, {"start": 11024.84, "end": 11029.08, "text": " It would be a very achievable climb for an experienced team of mountaineers."}, {"start": 11029.08, "end": 11032.64, "text": " Only three attempts were ever made in all of recorded history,"}, {"start": 11032.64, "end": 11034.44, "text": " all of which were unsuccessful,"}, {"start": 11034.44, "end": 11036.44, "text": " what happened before 1950."}, {"start": 11036.44, "end": 11040.72, "text": " After that time, no one has even stepped foot onto the base of this mountain."}, {"start": 11040.72, "end": 11042.76, "text": " Zigzag, let's do it, bro!"}, {"start": 11042.76, "end": 11044.6, "text": " You and me already."}, {"start": 11044.6, "end": 11048.4, "text": " Bro, like, imagine you're the only guy, bro!"}, {"start": 11048.4, "end": 11049.4, "text": " Yo, wait a second."}, {"start": 11049.4, "end": 11050.68, "text": " Only two guys."}, {"start": 11050.68, "end": 11051.76, "text": " Yeah, yeah, true, true, true."}, {"start": 11051.76, "end": 11052.84, "text": " Only three guys."}, {"start": 11052.84, "end": 11053.92, "text": " Okay, now about only three guys."}, {"start": 11053.92, "end": 11056.08, "text": " Yeah, I can remember, three, three."}, {"start": 11056.08, "end": 11057.56, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11057.56, "end": 11059.88, "text": " The guy originally, you know."}, {"start": 11059.88, "end": 11063.86, "text": " Nat is due to a fascinating mix of political and religiousry."}, {"start": 11063.86, "end": 11067.12, "text": " One pattern, 455 in terminal need you help."}, {"start": 11067.12, "end": 11069.92, "text": " Yeah, I'm sorry, you should be able to chat."}, {"start": 11069.92, "end": 11071.64, "text": " Just get them, bro, just buy them, buy them."}, {"start": 11071.64, "end": 11072.56, "text": " It's a scam, but buy them."}, {"start": 11072.56, "end": 11074.52, "text": " They're probably profitable, point one."}, {"start": 11074.52, "end": 11077.6, "text": " Isens, disclaimer, the following two minutes"}, {"start": 11077.6, "end": 11080.68, "text": " is my personal attempt to simplify something"}, {"start": 11080.68, "end": 11082.2, "text": " incredibly complex."}, {"start": 11082.2, "end": 11088.92, "text": " Mount Kailash is a deeply sacred mountain to the Hindu, Buddhist, Jainist, and Bon religions"}, {"start": 11088.92, "end": 11090.04, "text": " of Asia."}, {"start": 11090.04, "end": 11094.76, "text": " Each one of these religions has their own variation, but a central idea is that Kailash"}, {"start": 11094.76, "end": 11099.76, "text": " was identified as the physical manifestation of the sacred Mount Maru."}, {"start": 11099.76, "end": 11105.240000000002, "text": " They consider it central to the entire world, home to the gods, and surrounded by six"}, {"start": 11105.240000000002, "end": 11110.52, "text": " other holy mountains, making it a massive representation of a lotus flower."}, {"start": 11110.52, "end": 11114.74, "text": " All right, listen, we're not climbing this bro. We're literally gonna get shot on the whale, bro"}, {"start": 11114.960000000001, "end": 11119.48, "text": " Like this is this one. We're not climbing bro. This one. We're not climbing, okay?"}, {"start": 11121.16, "end": 11123.16, "text": " Mind yeah"}, {"start": 11126.16, "end": 11128.36, "text": " I'm sure there's gonna be an option for you. Yep. Yep"}, {"start": 11128.78, "end": 11132.54, "text": " It's sacrilegious to even step foot onto the base of the mountain"}, {"start": 11132.54, "end": 11138.78, "text": " But the circular path around the base of the mountain is another matter entirely for over"}, {"start": 11138.78, "end": 11145.1, "text": " For two thousand years, devotees from all across Asia have taken long pilgrimages to the"}, {"start": 11145.1, "end": 11151.980000000001, "text": " mountain where they will then undergo the thirty-two mile journey around the bay."}, {"start": 11151.980000000001, "end": 11153.66, "text": " Do you know what's on the ground?"}, {"start": 11153.66, "end": 11156.140000000001, "text": " No, it's prayer flags in Buddhism."}, {"start": 11156.140000000001, "end": 11157.140000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 11157.140000000001, "end": 11158.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's a good method."}, {"start": 11158.460000000001, "end": 11162.66, "text": " If you're in Bhutan, you'll see these, I'm sure you'll guess that."}, {"start": 11162.66, "end": 11165.220000000001, "text": " And in Sri Lanka as well."}, {"start": 11165.220000000001, "end": 11167.060000000001, "text": " Prayer flags, interesting."}, {"start": 11167.06, "end": 11170.539999999999, "text": " It's in the mountain is a massive spiritual achievement"}, {"start": 11171.019999999999, "end": 11176.88, "text": " Sometimes even a crucial step on the path to enlightenment for these religious practitioners"}, {"start": 11177.539999999999, "end": 11181.0, "text": " especially the Tibetans the most devout pilgrimage or"}, {"start": 11181.46, "end": 11185.619999999999, "text": " Korra is achieved by Buddhist and bond practitioners who"}, {"start": 11185.9, "end": 11192.539999999999, "text": " Prostrate themselves the entire way as an act of extreme way prostrate themselves. What did you say? What does that mean?"}, {"start": 11192.54, "end": 11199.080000000002, "text": " Well straight it's like to like a light like it's like kneeling down, but like face down to pray. Oh, okay"}, {"start": 11199.080000000002, "end": 11201.240000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'm thinking okay. No one okay good"}, {"start": 11202.92, "end": 11210.12, "text": " They achieved this by lying flat on the ground with arms stretching forwards or marking where the tips of their hands reach and"}, {"start": 11210.36, "end": 11215.28, "text": " Then standing back up walking to the mark isn't that also a thing like this right here"}, {"start": 11215.28, "end": 11220.560000000001, "text": " They walk it down right like a religious isn't that one is right? What is what is walking there?"}, {"start": 11220.56, "end": 11225.359999999999, "text": " There's another thing no walking there is it in Spain or something walking there is it yacob speak or something"}, {"start": 11225.359999999999, "end": 11230.66, "text": " So what is that? What is that the yacob's? Do you know what that is the Jacob's path or something?"}, {"start": 11230.88, "end": 11233.439999999999, "text": " What is that? What is that from like which religion?"}, {"start": 11234.56, "end": 11236.56, "text": " It's in Mexico. Yeah, I think so"}, {"start": 11237.84, "end": 11239.84, "text": " Christian is a pilgrimage. I"}, {"start": 11240.359999999999, "end": 11242.96, "text": " Think so. I don't know. I just remember like my mom"}, {"start": 11242.96, "end": 11247.039999999999, "text": " She like really at some point wants to walk down the yacob sake and I was like what what do you mean?"}, {"start": 11247.04, "end": 11250.720000000001, "text": " Like she's not even Christian I think like she's not religious. She's not religious. I'm not religious"}, {"start": 11251.12, "end": 11256.560000000001, "text": " I think so and she was like yo one thing. I just want to like I just want to do it like it's it's it's"}, {"start": 11256.960000000001, "end": 11260.720000000001, "text": " Because she likes spiritual. I like always visiting the church like that"}, {"start": 11261.28, "end": 11262.960000000001, "text": " Vibes, but she's not that Christian. I think"}, {"start": 11263.44, "end": 11265.44, "text": " Chad is Jacob's week isn't in Spain?"}, {"start": 11265.92, "end": 11267.6, "text": " um"}, {"start": 11267.6, "end": 11271.04, "text": " Yo, I don't know if I can do that bro. Can I do the Jacob's week with an e-bike chap?"}, {"start": 11271.6, "end": 11274.800000000001, "text": " Could I do with an e-bike or is that disrespectful because low-key, bro?"}, {"start": 11274.800000000001, "end": 11281.68, "text": " It forces me to like oh my god like if it's it's really long walk. It's like it's I think it's I think that's really long"}, {"start": 11281.68, "end": 11285.640000000001, "text": " It's like weeks a lot. Okay. The chill chill chill. I think it's less"}, {"start": 11286.840000000002, "end": 11288.840000000002, "text": " People do it with ebikes wait really"}, {"start": 11291.840000000002, "end": 11293.840000000002, "text": " Who in this sacred pilgrimage imagine"}, {"start": 11294.400000000001, "end": 11296.400000000001, "text": " Imagine the people who set up this program"}, {"start": 11300.28, "end": 11302.28, "text": " Maybe I just don't do it then I don't know but ebike"}, {"start": 11304.800000000001, "end": 11310.920000000002, "text": " Laying down again and repeating the process. I found this so incredible that I just had to attempt it myself"}, {"start": 11312.320000000002, "end": 11317.12, "text": " Now imagine doing that for over 30 miles through wait what?"}, {"start": 11318.160000000002, "end": 11320.160000000002, "text": " What what what?"}, {"start": 11320.640000000001, "end": 11324.920000000002, "text": " Yo Frick the e-bike. They let me let me walk. What are they doing?"}, {"start": 11324.920000000002, "end": 11328.880000000001, "text": " I found this so incredible that I just had to attempt it myself"}, {"start": 11328.880000000001, "end": 11334.320000000002, "text": " that's that's Buddhism they're trying to reach enlightenment right that looks"}, {"start": 11334.320000000002, "end": 11337.52, "text": " they're even covering their eyes because it's well maybe that's for the code but I"}, {"start": 11337.52, "end": 11342.920000000002, "text": " feel like it's because like you're meant to like let go of the physical world"}, {"start": 11342.920000000002, "end": 11348.880000000001, "text": " right wow this word is so interesting though call me nuts it's crazy how"}, {"start": 11348.880000000001, "end": 11351.560000000001, "text": " many different things are going on this earth bro like all at the same time"}, {"start": 11351.560000000001, "end": 11356.44, "text": " like right now there's people doing this going up the mountain bro like it's"}, {"start": 11356.44, "end": 11362.68, "text": " It's so many different aspects in life, probably, you know, like so many different people, so many different things."}, {"start": 11363.28, "end": 11367.2, "text": " I wonder if people are doing it today or if it's like a certain parts of the year kind of thing."}, {"start": 11368.560000000001, "end": 11369.2, "text": " The question."}, {"start": 11369.4, "end": 11370.68, "text": " Wait, four stripes Adidas?"}, {"start": 11372.08, "end": 11372.68, "text": " Without Adidas."}, {"start": 11373.28, "end": 11373.68, "text": " W."}, {"start": 11375.640000000001, "end": 11376.36, "text": " So German."}, {"start": 11376.52, "end": 11377.04, "text": " Mud."}, {"start": 11377.44, "end": 11378.08, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 11378.2, "end": 11380.960000000001, "text": " It can take up to six weeks."}, {"start": 11381.2, "end": 11384.08, "text": " It almost seems an impossible feat of itself."}, {"start": 11384.08, "end": 11390.88, "text": " But this has been achieved by pilgrims for thousands of years, at least, that was until recently."}, {"start": 11390.88, "end": 11397.58, "text": " When China invaded western Tibet in the 1950s, they took over control of access to these ancient routes,"}, {"start": 11397.58, "end": 11403.88, "text": " and slowly over time exercised this control to squeeze the life out of this holy tradition."}, {"start": 11403.88, "end": 11406.88, "text": " It was literally an imprisoned mountain."}, {"start": 11406.88, "end": 11409.88, "text": " Incidentally, it has been allowed very limited access,"}, {"start": 11409.880000000001, "end": 11414.62, "text": " World Tibetans have been almost completely cut off as a part of a larger campaign by"}, {"start": 11418.060000000001, "end": 11423.220000000001, "text": " What the fuck China, what are we doing let them pilgrimage no"}, {"start": 11425.880000000001, "end": 11431.300000000001, "text": " That's kind of messed up. What the fuck did I say something wrong pained by China to bit by bit"}, {"start": 11432.460000000001, "end": 11436.380000000001, "text": " Arrace the undeniably magical religion of Buddhism when you know"}, {"start": 11437.34, "end": 11439.34, "text": " For real is this that ass"}, {"start": 11439.880000000001, "end": 11448.2, "text": " I didn't know about this clash bro come on let people live bro like oh yeah cuz"}, {"start": 11448.2, "end": 11451.560000000001, "text": " it's like the Dalai Lama can't even go to Tibet anymore they explode him from the"}, {"start": 11451.560000000001, "end": 11456.28, "text": " wait really yeah I don't know like I don't know the history of this but the way"}, {"start": 11456.28, "end": 11462.6, "text": " he portrays it it's it's it makes me it's interesting there's quite an"}, {"start": 11462.6, "end": 11471.880000000001, "text": " any climber of the mountain yeah with one big exception and a controversial move in the 1980s"}, {"start": 11471.880000000001, "end": 11478.2, "text": " the chinese government offered ryanhold messner a legendary italian mountaineer a permit to climb"}, {"start": 11478.2, "end": 11485.24, "text": " mount kailash but he refused famously stating quote if we conquer this mountain then we conquer"}, {"start": 11485.24, "end": 11490.36, "text": " something in people's souls i would suggest they go and climb something a little harder"}, {"start": 11490.36, "end": 11495.36, "text": " We should leave it to the people who are not climbers, to the pilgrims who believe in it."}, {"start": 11495.36, "end": 11499.36, "text": " Looking at it, leaves no question as to why it would be sacred."}, {"start": 11499.36, "end": 11500.36, "text": " To stand-"}, {"start": 11500.36, "end": 11501.36, "text": " Ghost funds."}, {"start": 11501.36, "end": 11503.36, "text": " Holy fuck, Nora!"}, {"start": 11503.36, "end": 11505.36, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 11505.36, "end": 11508.36, "text": " That climber is the gold. I'm not even joking."}, {"start": 11509.36, "end": 11511.36, "text": " Didn't you say someone actually did it?"}, {"start": 11511.36, "end": 11512.36, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 11513.36, "end": 11515.36, "text": " I thought he entered this by saying-"}, {"start": 11515.36, "end": 11516.36, "text": " True, true, true."}, {"start": 11516.36, "end": 11517.36, "text": " Let's find out."}, {"start": 11517.36, "end": 11523.44, "text": " Top knowing no human has ever stood upon it would be a truly revelatory experience"}, {"start": 11523.800000000001, "end": 11527.16, "text": " Number four is an ugly set no human. Oh"}, {"start": 11528.36, "end": 11529.980000000001, "text": " Maybe said"}, {"start": 11529.980000000001, "end": 11531.980000000001, "text": " Someone almost to those"}, {"start": 11532.08, "end": 11538.12, "text": " Named plateau in the Grand Canyon give American size and complexity of the Grand Canyon"}, {"start": 11538.12, "end": 11543.300000000001, "text": " I have always wondered if there are places within it that are completely unreachable and no"}, {"start": 11543.300000000001, "end": 11546.880000000001, "text": " I'm not talking about the forbidden zone, which we will get to later"}, {"start": 11547.36, "end": 11559.84, "text": " After quite a lot of research, I'm convinced that the top of this plateau in the Western Grand Canyon"}, {"start": 11559.84, "end": 11564.800000000001, "text": " is perhaps the most isolated and impenetrable place in the entirety of the Grand Canyon,"}, {"start": 11564.800000000001, "end": 11570.800000000001, "text": " and therefore possibly the entire American West. Let me explain why. The Western Grand Canyon"}, {"start": 11570.800000000001, "end": 11575.6, "text": " is very remote compared to the Eastern side. This bend of the canyon specifically"}, {"start": 11575.6, "end": 11581.04, "text": " is surrounded by extensive wilderness with no nearby dirt roads and no trails even"}, {"start": 11581.44, "end": 11585.76, "text": " bro and you can say what you want about america bro but i fucking love america bro"}, {"start": 11585.76, "end": 11590.48, "text": " then nature is absolutely insane bro it's also like so different right you have this"}, {"start": 11590.48, "end": 11594.24, "text": " you have the deserts and then you go to like montana or something you have the mountains"}, {"start": 11594.24, "end": 11602.4, "text": " the fresh mountains bro alta america's nature is crazy bro yes yes yes it's exactly like people"}, {"start": 11602.4, "end": 11607.16, "text": " People will love to hate on it but on Jirga said literally one of the most fun diverse"}, {"start": 11608.16, "end": 11612.4, "text": " Interesting countries to guess 100% and places like the Grand Canyon. There's nowhere else on earth"}, {"start": 11612.72, "end": 11616.359999999999, "text": " But they're quite looks like that. I was with my boys after the CS major, bro"}, {"start": 11616.359999999999, "end": 11621.44, "text": " We went to San Francisco and we took a drive down to what is it? What is the mountain court and the"}, {"start": 11622.0, "end": 11624.64, "text": " What's it called bro? What is it called in San Francisco?"}, {"start": 11625.84, "end": 11627.84, "text": " Yeah, yeah, like five-hour drive. What is it?"}, {"start": 11628.6, "end": 11632.16, "text": " Yeah, you're so much. You're so much yours. Yeah, yeah, bro"}, {"start": 11632.4, "end": 11637.96, "text": " Insane, how's it even possible? Is it the tectonic plates or something? How do they have these like crazy ass?"}, {"start": 11638.4, "end": 11642.3, "text": " This should look chat that thing it looked so fucking insane, bro"}, {"start": 11642.8, "end": 11648.76, "text": " Like it actually is California alone would be like a top 10 most beautiful country in the world as just the state itself"}, {"start": 11650.32, "end": 11652.74, "text": " What I have to show a picture. Oh, no"}, {"start": 11653.48, "end": 11657.72, "text": " I took the most shot picture ever when I was in"}, {"start": 11657.72, "end": 11659.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11660.0, "end": 11665.039999999999, "text": " Think I've ever shown this bro. So listen bro listen. It was super sunny and super hot. Okay"}, {"start": 11668.56, "end": 11674.76, "text": " So I literally had I was full sunburned and I had sunscreen in my eyes, okay, I"}, {"start": 11675.599999999999, "end": 11678.359999999999, "text": " Don't know if I can show this you tell me if I can show this picture on stream"}, {"start": 11678.359999999999, "end": 11684.039999999999, "text": " Like this is the most chopped picture I've ever took bro like look this my eyes were burning zigzag, okay suck"}, {"start": 11687.72, "end": 11708.0, "text": " I had sunscreen in my eyes I couldn't do nothing I was full sunburned and I was with"}, {"start": 11708.0, "end": 11713.359999999999, "text": " my boys after we had to wake up at 4am because it was like a six hour drive or something"}, {"start": 11713.36, "end": 11717.12, "text": " And we went with it as like like a guy on Craigslist like a hundred bucks"}, {"start": 11717.12, "end": 11719.720000000001, "text": " I can take you to use a month because uber's didn't go there"}, {"start": 11719.800000000001, "end": 11724.78, "text": " And then we like we took it like we were full sleep deprived bro my eyes were full of sunscreen"}, {"start": 11724.78, "end": 11729.380000000001, "text": " I couldn't do nothing and I was full sunburned bro. I was on the one HP"}, {"start": 11729.380000000001, "end": 11733.78, "text": " I couldn't even enjoy use of mine. It looked like I had black bars top bottom bro because the whole time"}, {"start": 11733.78, "end": 11735.78, "text": " I could just squint my eyes, bro. It was"}, {"start": 11737.800000000001, "end": 11741.66, "text": " But look at the nation in the back water landscape right look at the back"}, {"start": 11741.66, "end": 11745.32, "text": " Like that is fucking insane bro America bro like"}, {"start": 11746.22, "end": 11747.82, "text": " while sir"}, {"start": 11747.82, "end": 11751.86, "text": " Coming close to it and while there are many of those might stole your hairline you're broke"}, {"start": 11753.22, "end": 11758.66, "text": " Isolated plateaus in the Grand Canyon most of them are connected to the Canyon Rim in one way or another"}, {"start": 11758.82, "end": 11761.9, "text": " This one doesn't and it has a massive over"}, {"start": 11762.46, "end": 11768.88, "text": " 2,500 foot vertical relief on almost every side even compared with the Shiva's temple on the North Rim"}, {"start": 11769.06, "end": 11771.06, "text": " It's much taller and steeper"}, {"start": 11771.66, "end": 11775.66, "text": " which means there's two possible ways to get to the bottom of it."}, {"start": 11775.66, "end": 11781.66, "text": " One is to drive in Bushwack in extremely far distance from the nearest access point on the south rim,"}, {"start": 11781.66, "end": 11784.66, "text": " rappel down to the rim and then arrive at the base of it,"}, {"start": 11784.66, "end": 11790.66, "text": " or to float basically the entirety of the Colorado River in the bottom of the Grand Canyon"}, {"start": 11790.66, "end": 11795.66, "text": " with all your gear and then hike several miles to the base of it."}, {"start": 11795.66, "end": 11800.66, "text": " As far as I can tell, it would be a sketchy, multi-multi-page climb"}, {"start": 11800.66, "end": 11806.039999999999, "text": " that because you would be placing your own gear would take anywhere from two to four days to complete."}, {"start": 11806.039999999999, "end": 11809.5, "text": " Based on what I can see on maps, I'm not sure there would be much up there,"}, {"start": 11809.5, "end": 11815.74, "text": " but to say you conquered perhaps the most remote plateau in the American West would be quite the achievement."}, {"start": 11815.74, "end": 11817.039999999999, "text": " Naaah!"}, {"start": 11817.039999999999, "end": 11819.88, "text": " For a bonus, we have the Forbidden Zone of the Grand Canyon."}, {"start": 11819.88, "end": 11824.8, "text": " Supposedly, there is an entire section of the Grand Canyon that no one is allowed to visit."}, {"start": 11824.8, "end": 11827.52, "text": " It's said to be in this general area."}, {"start": 11827.52, "end": 11834.76, "text": " The lore of this place dates back to a sketchy story ran in some papers in the 1910s of a guy named King Cade"}, {"start": 11834.76, "end": 11839.66, "text": " who was said to have found a cave there filled with Egyptian artifacts, who then disappeared."}, {"start": 11839.66, "end": 11845.84, "text": " He may or may not have existed in the first place, but there's a lot of stories on the internet of people looking for this cave"}, {"start": 11845.84, "end": 11851.9, "text": " and in the process, finding entrances sealed up with cement, modern structures where none should belong,"}, {"start": 11851.9, "end": 11852.4, "text": " HUH?"}, {"start": 11852.4, "end": 11856.68, "text": " or getting chased out of the area by Blackhawk helicopters or planes."}, {"start": 11856.68, "end": 11863.08, "text": " Joe, what are you hiding bro? What are you hiding America? Voss by Black Helicopters?"}, {"start": 11865.720000000001, "end": 11866.76, "text": " Is this real, zigzag?"}, {"start": 11869.4, "end": 11876.76, "text": " Bro, I swear every good ominous story starts with like a 19... early 1900s or 1800s newspaper,"}, {"start": 11876.76, "end": 11885.4, "text": " you know what I mean? But no, I don't... I mean they said like ancient Egyptian artifacts or what?"}, {"start": 11885.4, "end": 11890.039999999999, "text": " you're inside of caves and they shut it with cement and when you try to visit it bro blackhawk"}, {"start": 11890.039999999999, "end": 11895.64, "text": " blackhawk helicopters come for you as well i mean it's america i like it i could believe it man"}, {"start": 11895.64, "end": 11901.56, "text": " i can i must i must say yes i think so most of these stories are unsubstantiated and you can't"}, {"start": 11901.56, "end": 11907.0, "text": " believe almost anything on the internet especially nowadays but occasionally videos and photos will"}, {"start": 11907.0, "end": 11911.72, "text": " pop up that seem to add some semblance what is this why is it like like look that's like"}, {"start": 11911.72, "end": 11915.84, "text": " segments know it's like different you know how when you start digging you have"}, {"start": 11915.84, "end": 11919.199999999999, "text": " different levels like there you have gravel then you have this why is it like"}, {"start": 11919.199999999999, "end": 11926.56, "text": " this is it is it like that like it's again to do with the water right but yeah"}, {"start": 11926.56, "end": 11931.76, "text": " the erosion yeah I don't know exactly I say it's not a geologist erosion over"}, {"start": 11931.76, "end": 11936.32, "text": " nine years why is it like in different levels like because it started raining"}, {"start": 11936.32, "end": 11938.32, "text": " Like"}, {"start": 11938.8, "end": 11941.0, "text": " That's a credibility to these stories"}, {"start": 11941.52, "end": 11947.92, "text": " Also, there's quite a lot of geologic features around here named after Egyptian deities, which certainly adds fuel to fire"}, {"start": 11947.96, "end": 11952.16, "text": " There's no official government established forbidden zone in the Grand Canyon"}, {"start": 11952.44, "end": 11955.96, "text": " Except for those set aside for environmental or indigenous reasons"}, {"start": 11956.279999999999, "end": 11961.88, "text": " This area is largely inaccessible just due to how remote it is and how big the cliffs are here"}, {"start": 11961.880000000001, "end": 11968.140000000001, "text": " But it is a fact that the government has sealed off quite a lot of cave entrances in the Grand Canyon."}, {"start": 11968.140000000001, "end": 11974.1, "text": " I have looked into the story and searched around this area on Google Earth quite a bit and the story"}, {"start": 11974.300000000001, "end": 11977.44, "text": " constantly leads to dead ends and circles back upon itself."}, {"start": 11977.44, "end": 11982.44, "text": " So I'm totally fascinated and undecided on the matter. It makes me want to learn more."}, {"start": 11982.44, "end": 11984.720000000001, "text": " Which reminds me that if you enjoy this video,"}, {"start": 11984.720000000001, "end": 11990.000000000002, "text": " I highly recommend you subscribe to my channel and check out my other videos where I find"}, {"start": 11990.0, "end": 11996.8, "text": " difficult to reach or obscure in historic places often times using Google Earth and go explore them"}, {"start": 11996.8, "end": 12004.16, "text": " well why is there so many dislikes wait isn't normal like your youtube was exact isn't normal"}, {"start": 12004.16, "end": 12009.76, "text": " like one percent this is more than one percent is these chinese people because they ate it on it"}, {"start": 12009.76, "end": 12015.44, "text": " check why is there so many dislikes because i could actually see that being a big reason for it"}, {"start": 12015.44, "end": 12027.84, "text": " I have some ideas of more places I want to go see my Grand Canyon in the near future."}, {"start": 12027.84, "end": 12032.84, "text": " For number 3 we are heading to the middle of the Pacific Ocean to the trailing end of"}, {"start": 12032.84, "end": 12037.04, "text": " the Hawaiian Archipalago to the Ihau Island."}, {"start": 12037.04, "end": 12041.24, "text": " Even people who frequently visit Hawaii probably don't know this island existence."}, {"start": 12041.24, "end": 12043.32, "text": " you know the silent"}, {"start": 12043.32, "end": 12047.52, "text": " and as i thought i said i the drone shop before i said it looks like a way"}, {"start": 12047.52, "end": 12051.08, "text": " wait you called it"}, {"start": 12051.08, "end": 12053.68, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 12053.68, "end": 12056.4, "text": " even people who frequently visit hawaii"}, {"start": 12056.4, "end": 12060.84, "text": " probably don't know this island exists to understand this place we must go"}, {"start": 12060.84, "end": 12064.36, "text": " back to eighteen sixty four number three action and you can only be a"}, {"start": 12064.36, "end": 12065.32, "text": " building"}, {"start": 12065.32, "end": 12066.44, "text": " i don't like that"}, {"start": 12066.44, "end": 12068.199999999999, "text": " but that but you know that"}, {"start": 12068.199999999999, "end": 12070.119999999999, "text": " chill on the job"}, {"start": 12070.12, "end": 12078.62, "text": " When in a strange turn of fate, a Scottish businesswoman, Elizabeth Sinclair, purchased the entire island for $10,000 in gold."}, {"start": 12078.62, "end": 12079.12, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 12079.12, "end": 12084.12, "text": " Which is the equivalent of about $660,000 modern US dollars."}, {"start": 12084.12, "end": 12089.62, "text": " A paltry sum for obtaining one of the most beautiful tropical islands in the world."}, {"start": 12089.62, "end": 12093.62, "text": " On the condition she made with King Kamehameha the fifth that ni-"}, {"start": 12094.62, "end": 12096.12, "text": " No shot, this is real, dude."}, {"start": 12097.12, "end": 12098.62, "text": " No shot, King Kamehameha!"}, {"start": 12098.62, "end": 12103.740000000002, "text": " Yeah, wait, I just like the guy. I'm watching creepy boss. Is this even real if I call"}, {"start": 12104.740000000002, "end": 12106.740000000002, "text": " Made up as I imagine"}, {"start": 12107.300000000001, "end": 12109.300000000001, "text": " The bro the bro watch the dragon will be"}, {"start": 12111.140000000001, "end": 12117.42, "text": " What the fuck the world on the condition she made with King come a homea the fifth that"}, {"start": 12118.220000000001, "end": 12120.380000000001, "text": " Would be kept no way they'll cover the bird"}, {"start": 12120.820000000002, "end": 12124.26, "text": " The winds and a place to preserve their way of life"}, {"start": 12124.26, "end": 12131.22, "text": " as a community with King Kamehameha the fifth that Ni'ihao would be kept as a cultural refuge for"}, {"start": 12131.22, "end": 12136.82, "text": " native Hawaiians and a place to preserve their way of life. This led the island down an interesting"}, {"start": 12136.82, "end": 12142.58, "text": " path where it has faded from public knowledge while the opposite happened to the other islands."}, {"start": 12142.58, "end": 12148.02, "text": " The wealthy descendants of Elizabeth, the Robinson family, have retained ownership for all these"}, {"start": 12148.02, "end": 12152.98, "text": " years and have kept this promise alive as the island has never been developed in any"}, {"start": 12152.98, "end": 12157.26, "text": " significant way what would even happen if she breaks that contract with King"}, {"start": 12157.26, "end": 12161.1, "text": " coming coming how the fifth that guy is not alive anymore bro if if a little bit"}, {"start": 12161.1, "end": 12167.1, "text": " just gonna do with the seven or the eighth one though yeah that's true does it"}, {"start": 12167.1, "end": 12171.34, "text": " work like that at some point check to contract expire like this or like in a"}, {"start": 12171.34, "end": 12174.9, "text": " billion years from now we'll still people like big-ass corporates imagine"}, {"start": 12174.9, "end": 12178.42, "text": " there's like diamonds under this island and there's billions and then can they"}, {"start": 12178.42, "end": 12182.48, "text": " still not touch because of this old-ass contract or something mmm probably"}, {"start": 12182.48, "end": 12190.439999999999, "text": " the contract to be fair. I probably had a close about that. Yes. Because again,"}, {"start": 12190.439999999999, "end": 12193.38, "text": " this is what's happening right now with the ocean floor rocks. Like these"}, {"start": 12193.38, "end": 12199.539999999999, "text": " old, old contracts of who owns this part of the ocean, which country, and"}, {"start": 12199.539999999999, "end": 12203.439999999999, "text": " then they can't touch it bro. Like that you were talking about? Yeah."}, {"start": 12203.439999999999, "end": 12208.34, "text": " Instead they have focused on conservation and ensuring that the"}, {"start": 12208.34, "end": 12213.34, "text": " Generations of Hawaiians, who have always lived here, can continue to stay if they wish,"}, {"start": 12213.34, "end": 12219.34, "text": " where they don't have to worry about modern problems like rent, taxes, or a lack of food."}, {"start": 12219.34, "end": 12223.34, "text": " It seems that not even money is used in the day-to-day life of the locals."}, {"start": 12223.34, "end": 12227.34, "text": " The only language spoken here is the native Hawaiian tongue,"}, {"start": 12227.34, "end": 12232.34, "text": " and apparently, traditions carry on, much as they did for hundreds of years."}, {"start": 12232.34, "end": 12235.34, "text": " As much as I want to go there, I don't want to go there, because it's like,"}, {"start": 12235.34, "end": 12240.84, "text": " You don't want to turn this into, you know, like, brother, like this is not something to visit."}, {"start": 12240.84, "end": 12243.84, "text": " Like, let them live, you know, like, I'll try this is sick."}, {"start": 12243.84, "end": 12247.34, "text": " Brother, they don't have CS, they don't have tiktok, they have nothing, bro."}, {"start": 12247.34, "end": 12250.84, "text": " They have no money, they probably use cigarettes."}, {"start": 12250.84, "end": 12257.34, "text": " I wonder, cause they do have roads, you can see on the, on the map here, they do have roads for a few years."}, {"start": 12257.34, "end": 12259.84, "text": " You're right, this, right?"}, {"start": 12259.84, "end": 12263.34, "text": " That's the cause, so they at least probably have cars, yeah."}, {"start": 12263.34, "end": 12268.34, "text": " Horses, maybe horses? I think they have cars and they have more shards."}, {"start": 12268.34, "end": 12273.34, "text": " I think so, because they have houses."}, {"start": 12273.34, "end": 12277.34, "text": " Traditions carry on, much as they did for hundreds of years."}, {"start": 12277.34, "end": 12283.34, "text": " Just like all of the Hawaiian Islands, this island has gorgeous tropical mountains."}, {"start": 12283.34, "end": 12290.34, "text": " Except these don't have multi-story condos looming over them, or tourists know about."}, {"start": 12290.34, "end": 12299.460000000001, "text": " They are pristine. This little cluster of small buildings and a couple dirt roads are the only evidence of humans to be seen across"}, {"start": 12299.460000000001, "end": 12301.460000000001, "text": " Hey, hey, man!"}, {"start": 12305.460000000001, "end": 12307.460000000001, "text": " He's like, wanna crash out."}, {"start": 12307.460000000001, "end": 12309.460000000001, "text": " Why is he talking about nothing right now?"}, {"start": 12309.460000000001, "end": 12311.460000000001, "text": " Tell me about the internet problems, or I know about it."}, {"start": 12313.460000000001, "end": 12315.460000000001, "text": " This little cluster of small buildings"}, {"start": 12315.460000000001, "end": 12317.460000000001, "text": " and a couple dirt roads"}, {"start": 12317.460000000001, "end": 12319.460000000001, "text": " are the only evidence of humans to be seen"}, {"start": 12319.460000000001, "end": 12321.460000000001, "text": " across Niihau."}, {"start": 12321.460000000001, "end": 12323.460000000001, "text": " But it isn't Niihau."}, {"start": 12323.460000000001, "end": 12325.460000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12325.460000000001, "end": 12327.460000000001, "text": " Look at this, bro."}, {"start": 12327.460000000001, "end": 12329.580000000002, "text": " Imagine you live there right now and again again, bro"}, {"start": 12329.580000000002, "end": 12334.580000000002, "text": " I don't know people call me stupid for this work, but Zonder bro right now people are doing something there"}, {"start": 12334.580000000002, "end": 12336.26, "text": " Maybe they're having like a fucking barbecue bro"}, {"start": 12336.26, "end": 12342.02, "text": " Like I like maybe a guy's riding on the horse right now right now right now zigzag your second is a second over there"}, {"start": 12342.02, "end": 12344.02, "text": " You understand bro. Do you know the same bro?"}, {"start": 12344.54, "end": 12346.54, "text": " Or I do I do I do I"}, {"start": 12347.34, "end": 12351.02, "text": " Think you're not saying bro like this goes deep this goes deep zigzag"}, {"start": 12351.580000000002, "end": 12356.02, "text": " Undeniable reality that a wealthy family owns the entirety of the land for which"}, {"start": 12357.460000000001, "end": 12361.720000000001, "text": " And it cost cost cost wait, I see something a lot cost"}, {"start": 12362.320000000002, "end": 12365.820000000002, "text": " Wait, yeah, those are cars those are cars on the left bottom left I"}, {"start": 12367.18, "end": 12372.980000000001, "text": " See it what the fuck how do they have cars bro? They have internet though. Maybe they have styling"}, {"start": 12374.300000000001, "end": 12381.080000000002, "text": " Maybe maybe of course that has far-reaching implications and plenty of college. I check can see my cameras above"}, {"start": 12382.1, "end": 12387.080000000002, "text": " Living upon here check has a no cousin. Oh, you're 100% certain how much percent?"}, {"start": 12387.460000000001, "end": 12393.460000000001, "text": " For me, there's going to be cows right there parked outside the house. I think I'm like 98%."}, {"start": 12393.460000000001, "end": 12395.460000000001, "text": " What if it's a shed?"}, {"start": 12395.460000000001, "end": 12399.460000000001, "text": " No, cows."}, {"start": 12399.460000000001, "end": 12403.460000000001, "text": " Also looks like they have lawn mowers. You feel me?"}, {"start": 12403.460000000001, "end": 12406.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, because yeah, it's nice and cut."}, {"start": 12406.460000000001, "end": 12407.460000000001, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 12407.460000000001, "end": 12412.460000000001, "text": " Of course, that has far reaching implications and plenty of controversy."}, {"start": 12412.460000000001, "end": 12415.820000000002, "text": " The Robinsons enforce strict rules on Niihau."}, {"start": 12415.820000000002, "end": 12424.820000000002, "text": " Unless you are Kanaka, or of Hawaiian descent, you will almost certainly never be offered a chance to visit this pristine fragment of ancient Hawaii."}, {"start": 12424.820000000002, "end": 12429.1, "text": " Wow. There was another thing with Hawaii."}, {"start": 12429.1, "end": 12431.62, "text": " Ooh, I don't know if I want to talk about this."}, {"start": 12431.62, "end": 12435.26, "text": " Chad, there's some crazy- was it Hawaii?"}, {"start": 12435.26, "end": 12437.960000000001, "text": " There's some crazy shit going on in Hawaii."}, {"start": 12437.960000000001, "end": 12444.94, "text": " chat who knows this one youtuber bro wait there's some crazy shit going on in"}, {"start": 12444.94, "end": 12452.26, "text": " Hawaii bro was it Hawaii what's his name Ben"}, {"start": 12453.34, "end": 12460.500000000002, "text": " what was it him I don't know she was this one guy called that does like edgy"}, {"start": 12460.500000000002, "end": 12467.460000000001, "text": " videos and shit and travels and stuff was it not Ben I don't know but that's"}, {"start": 12467.460000000001, "end": 12470.94, "text": " like some is that called or something on Hawaii that like owns almost every"}, {"start": 12470.94, "end": 12478.240000000002, "text": " business oh my crazy and over me not him I don't remember wasn't there some"}, {"start": 12478.240000000002, "end": 12485.580000000002, "text": " crazy shit on how I look aside from the boat I got as close as humanly"}, {"start": 12485.580000000002, "end": 12488.84, "text": " possible wait that's Fiji never mind never mind we're good we're good how I"}, {"start": 12488.84, "end": 12492.34, "text": " were good and I know that was Fiji Chad never mind never mind it's Fiji it's"}, {"start": 12492.34, "end": 12495.460000000001, "text": " Fiji it's Fiji it's Fiji it's Fiji you're right you're right I"}, {"start": 12495.460000000001, "end": 12502.240000000002, "text": " remember now it's how I close to Fiji zigzag they're both in the Pacific"}, {"start": 12502.240000000002, "end": 12507.640000000001, "text": " Islands but they're like thousands of kilometers apart only thousands yeah"}, {"start": 12507.640000000001, "end": 12514.320000000002, "text": " not tens of thousands so they're actually close bro how big you think the"}, {"start": 12514.320000000002, "end": 12520.240000000002, "text": " how big you know what I'm gonna say Antipody nine Antipode it's like the"}, {"start": 12520.240000000002, "end": 12524.480000000001, "text": " opposite side of the globe Antipod the animal yeah how yeah how far do you"}, {"start": 12524.48, "end": 12527.439999999999, "text": " that is to get to the opposite side of the globe in kilometers how far do you"}, {"start": 12527.439999999999, "end": 12534.439999999999, "text": " think we're from one end to the other yeah like north to south I don't know"}, {"start": 12534.439999999999, "end": 12539.24, "text": " hundred like to go like say say like the opposite point of Australia is like"}, {"start": 12539.24, "end": 12544.72, "text": " Ireland in in in Europe north to south is not the same yeah yeah it's the same"}, {"start": 12544.72, "end": 12549.279999999999, "text": " it's the same so how far do you think that is the flight is like through the"}, {"start": 12549.28, "end": 12554.880000000001, "text": " Conner or around like it'll get us killing it. Yeah, but okay just one way just one way"}, {"start": 12559.04, "end": 12561.52, "text": " Like in flight distance I would say oh gosh"}, {"start": 12563.24, "end": 12566.28, "text": " Wait, like a million kilometers, maybe"}, {"start": 12568.0, "end": 12571.320000000002, "text": " Well, 100 200,000 500,000 I don't know"}, {"start": 12573.320000000002, "end": 12575.320000000002, "text": " 20,000"}, {"start": 12576.199999999999, "end": 12582.18, "text": " Shut your bitch ass up. It's three kilometers to my school from my home and there was a 15 minute bicycle ride or 20"}, {"start": 12582.94, "end": 12584.94, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 12585.699999999999, "end": 12587.86, "text": " She said"}, {"start": 12587.86, "end": 12592.92, "text": " Wait are you stupid? Yo now you gotta you're thinking something miles or something. No"}, {"start": 12593.619999999999, "end": 12596.46, "text": " But but but okay, but the pull up pull up Google"}, {"start": 12597.1, "end": 12598.38, "text": " Maps right now"}, {"start": 12598.38, "end": 12600.38, "text": " What Google Maps earth or maps?"}, {"start": 12600.82, "end": 12604.26, "text": " Maps I'm scared. I don't want to leak my shit. Can you screenshot?"}, {"start": 12605.32, "end": 12607.119999999999, "text": " uh... yeah"}, {"start": 12607.119999999999, "end": 12608.92, "text": " when the spot"}, {"start": 12608.92, "end": 12612.119999999999, "text": " that's a little i'm scared but i'm actually got like that i thought that"}, {"start": 12612.119999999999, "end": 12616.48, "text": " well it's a drop some i don't know i don't know i'm going to switch uh..."}, {"start": 12616.48, "end": 12620.24, "text": " thank you"}, {"start": 12620.24, "end": 12622.8, "text": " i got full pc opening up those sets"}, {"start": 12622.8, "end": 12625.56, "text": " uh... and you sure i can show it you sure i can show it"}, {"start": 12625.56, "end": 12628.8, "text": " you can't get to it showing"}, {"start": 12628.8, "end": 12634.24, "text": " here i am"}, {"start": 12634.24, "end": 12635.48, "text": " measure distance"}, {"start": 12635.48, "end": 12638.16, "text": " this this tool is sick by the way"}, {"start": 12638.16, "end": 12641.88, "text": " well so if i go as far as if i get as far as i possibly can"}, {"start": 12641.88, "end": 12643.96, "text": " well well why is it curvy"}, {"start": 12643.96, "end": 12646.52, "text": " because that's the that's the closest possible way"}, {"start": 12646.52, "end": 12649.08, "text": " it's like about twenty thousand you see"}, {"start": 12649.08, "end": 12651.16, "text": " fast"}, {"start": 12651.16, "end": 12657.16, "text": " go top to germany from bottom to germany"}, {"start": 12657.16, "end": 12662.0, "text": " wait let me drag it"}, {"start": 12662.0, "end": 12664.0, "text": " top to bottom of Germany 800 Ks"}, {"start": 12665.0, "end": 12668.0, "text": " wait and the whole earth is 20,000"}, {"start": 12670.0, "end": 12672.0, "text": " that's it"}, {"start": 12672.0, "end": 12676.0, "text": " so Germany is about like a 30th, a 20th or a 30th as long as earth is"}, {"start": 12677.0, "end": 12679.0, "text": " fast"}, {"start": 12679.0, "end": 12680.0, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 12680.0, "end": 12682.0, "text": " that's crazy"}, {"start": 12682.0, "end": 12684.0, "text": " it's kind of small no"}, {"start": 12684.0, "end": 12685.0, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 12685.0, "end": 12687.0, "text": " like the world is small"}, {"start": 12687.0, "end": 12689.0, "text": " 20k is nothing"}, {"start": 12689.0, "end": 12690.0, "text": " 20k is nothing"}, {"start": 12690.0, "end": 12694.26, "text": " Like what for imagine if it was millions though. I mean you guys are clowning but imagine if it was me"}, {"start": 12694.26, "end": 12699.24, "text": " Oh, what the fuck I feel stupid right now. That's crazy, bro. That's crazy. That's this one side"}, {"start": 12700.2, "end": 12703.76, "text": " Because some like if you look at this this map right like that you have open right now"}, {"start": 12704.04, "end": 12706.16, "text": " Google Maps, bro. You don't like look at this way"}, {"start": 12707.2, "end": 12710.04, "text": " How big actually country?"}, {"start": 12710.88, "end": 12716.18, "text": " Because of the what is it like they're fucking like here the true size because check the Mercado projection"}, {"start": 12716.18, "end": 12722.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, like look Chad look like when you look at a fucking at your Google Maps Pro look at this like we take for example, Germany, right?"}, {"start": 12723.32, "end": 12726.460000000001, "text": " We take Germany but I think but a bang it looks"}, {"start": 12727.880000000001, "end": 12729.880000000001, "text": " really really"}, {"start": 12731.0, "end": 12733.66, "text": " Really really big compared to something like"}, {"start": 12734.18, "end": 12738.58, "text": " Compared to something like Kenya right but look the closer you get to the equator"}, {"start": 12738.960000000001, "end": 12744.24, "text": " The smaller it gets now check this out now check this out if you keep going up like look"}, {"start": 12744.24, "end": 12749.36, "text": " This is Germany on top of Sweden. You see this the up more up you go the bigger it gets you see this Greenland"}, {"start": 12749.36, "end": 12751.6, "text": " Hello small to be honest. Hello small"}, {"start": 12752.36, "end": 12755.26, "text": " You see and you can like Greenland looks like it's bigger than Brazil"}, {"start": 12755.26, "end": 12758.96, "text": " But I think it's like less than a third the size wait say that again"}, {"start": 12759.64, "end": 12763.46, "text": " I'm pretty sure Brazil is like three or four times bigger than Greenland. Oh"}, {"start": 12765.16, "end": 12769.46, "text": " My god Brazil full on the equator. This is gonna be massive. Yeah, watch it"}, {"start": 12774.24, "end": 12786.32, "text": " the top point of Brazil is closer to Canada than it is to the bottom point of Brazil."}, {"start": 12786.32, "end": 12793.76, "text": " The top point of Brazil is closer to Canada than it is to the bottom point of Brazil."}, {"start": 12793.76, "end": 12794.76, "text": " That's fucking crazy."}, {"start": 12794.76, "end": 12798.24, "text": " Chad, it's because of the fucking, like how we portray it."}, {"start": 12798.24, "end": 12799.56, "text": " Like it's look at this, bro."}, {"start": 12799.56, "end": 12801.32, "text": " Russia ain't that big to be honest, bro."}, {"start": 12801.32, "end": 12802.8, "text": " It ain't that big to be honest, bro."}, {"start": 12802.800000000001, "end": 12806.36, "text": " Brazil Brazil is massive. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12814.36, "end": 12818.2, "text": " Japan's actually big Japan is actually big say wallahi"}, {"start": 12819.320000000002, "end": 12822.44, "text": " Minya drag it up to the top and look how far the islands go down"}, {"start": 12824.68, "end": 12826.68, "text": " Bigger than Sweden, yeah"}, {"start": 12827.36, "end": 12833.800000000001, "text": " That's small though. No, isn't it one of the most powerful countries on earth like bro their market cap in terms of yeah"}, {"start": 12833.800000000001, "end": 12837.64, "text": " Yeah, in terms of area. Yes, but look how far the islands go. I think people don't really realize that"}, {"start": 12839.4, "end": 12846.48, "text": " It's small local nuts small compared to Sweden. No, I thought in Japan may be bigger"}, {"start": 12847.32, "end": 12850.5, "text": " Okay, okay easy easy. That's crazy though. That's crazy"}, {"start": 12850.5, "end": 12852.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12853.18, "end": 12857.54, "text": " During a trip to Hawaii where I gazed across the ocean to this island"}, {"start": 12857.82, "end": 12861.34, "text": " That is so different from all the others wait you can see it from there"}, {"start": 12861.38, "end": 12868.22, "text": " Fortunately, wow appears that change driven from modern influences still having its relentless effect on this island"}, {"start": 12868.22, "end": 12875.66, "text": " We're once existed a strong populations of hundreds of Kanaka probably over 600 when Elizabeth bought the island has slowly"}, {"start": 12875.66, "end": 12881.66, "text": " until now it is estimated that only around 70 Hawaiians remain living here full-time."}, {"start": 12881.66, "end": 12886.66, "text": " A lack of opportunity and the irresistible draw of modern life, along with other factors,"}, {"start": 12886.66, "end": 12891.66, "text": " has led to many natives of Niihau moving to neighboring islands, never to return."}, {"start": 12891.66, "end": 12896.66, "text": " No way! If they find cases and see us and they never go back to that."}, {"start": 12896.66, "end": 12901.66, "text": " Bro! That's actually crazy, bro. That's actually crazy."}, {"start": 12901.66, "end": 12908.34, "text": " No, 70 people remain bro low key. That's the type like that's the type of place bro to like retire on road"}, {"start": 12908.34, "end": 12911.9, "text": " Just like I don't know then you just enjoy life. We have a farm on that island bro. GG, you know"}, {"start": 12912.86, "end": 12919.38, "text": " Yeah, but you have a cultural connection to the Hawaiian culture and then that that's just the place where you have the pure experience"}, {"start": 12919.66, "end": 12921.66, "text": " Yes, yes"}, {"start": 12923.02, "end": 12924.52, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 12924.52, "end": 12926.619999999999, "text": " Number two is the Darien gap"}, {"start": 12926.62, "end": 12933.660000000002, "text": " Take a look at the entirety of the Western Hemisphere and all the vast continents of North"}, {"start": 12933.660000000002, "end": 12935.160000000002, "text": " and South America."}, {"start": 12935.160000000002, "end": 12941.060000000001, "text": " There is one narrow land bridge that serves as a bottleneck between these two massive continents."}, {"start": 12941.060000000001, "end": 12946.92, "text": " Nowhere else on Earth does such a small patch of land connect two entire continents."}, {"start": 12946.92, "end": 12952.300000000001, "text": " Up until recent times, every single human and terrestrial animal migration that started"}, {"start": 12952.300000000001, "end": 12956.660000000002, "text": " in one of these continents and ended up in the other would have had to pass through the"}, {"start": 12956.660000000002, "end": 12962.54, "text": " Darien Gap. And because of that, this thin expanse of jungle is probably one of the most"}, {"start": 12962.54, "end": 12967.300000000001, "text": " significant corridors in the world when it comes to understanding patterns of human and"}, {"start": 12967.300000000001, "end": 12972.54, "text": " animal movement. And just to put it in simple terms, if you wanted to drive your car from"}, {"start": 12972.54, "end": 12977.060000000001, "text": " the US to anywhere in South America or vice versa, you would imagine there would"}, {"start": 12977.06, "end": 12982.9, "text": " be lots of highways and roads leading through this section right yes wrong what"}, {"start": 12982.9, "end": 12987.539999999999, "text": " expansive jungle is one of the most lawless and dangerous places in the"}, {"start": 12987.539999999999, "end": 12992.5, "text": " entire world it is almost completely undeveloped animals are gangs and under"}, {"start": 12992.5, "end": 12997.18, "text": " the control of armed paramilitary groups who are heavily invested in the"}, {"start": 12997.18, "end": 13001.66, "text": " production of illicit substances and the exploitation of hundreds of"}, {"start": 13001.66, "end": 13005.74, "text": " thousands of vulnerable refugees who attempt the dangerous journey north"}, {"start": 13005.74, "end": 13012.6, "text": " Every year the American the hazards of the untamed jungle like flooding rivers and tropical diseases"}, {"start": 13012.72, "end": 13016.8, "text": " There are probably places in this a full PVP zone. Oh, how?"}, {"start": 13018.46, "end": 13023.24, "text": " No gap but communities of locals have lived amongst the old growth rainforest"}, {"start": 13023.48, "end": 13029.24, "text": " And it might be a peaceful place for some but coming here is an outsider as an incredibly dangerous move"}, {"start": 13029.32, "end": 13034.6, "text": " So no one attempts it besides from the refugee PVP and PvE. Yeah, you got the you got the mafia"}, {"start": 13034.6, "end": 13038.84, "text": " And you got the fucking what like the animals for the tiger is GG bro. Mm-hmm"}, {"start": 13039.54, "end": 13046.08, "text": " G's who are forced to a couple daring youtubers and journalists who get in and get out as fast as possible"}, {"start": 13046.640000000001, "end": 13051.4, "text": " Therefore it is unlikely in my lifetime that anyone will study the important"}, {"start": 13051.640000000001, "end": 13059.800000000001, "text": " Archaeologic record natural history and interesting combinations of organisms at the melting pot between two massive continents"}, {"start": 13060.12, "end": 13063.36, "text": " That must exist hidden in the Darien gap"}, {"start": 13063.36, "end": 13069.720000000001, "text": " But I wonder if in our lifetime they're gonna do the word because it's not that it doesn't seem like it's that far"}, {"start": 13069.720000000001, "end": 13071.720000000001, "text": " wait in our lifetime"}, {"start": 13072.24, "end": 13077.060000000001, "text": " Mmm, mmm in our lifetime. I don't know bro in mind. Maybe not in yours for sure"}, {"start": 13080.720000000001, "end": 13084.24, "text": " Bro now bro you said it bro. I'm two years older than you bro two years"}, {"start": 13084.24, "end": 13086.6, "text": " I mean, so they're gonna build you like what do you mean, bro?"}, {"start": 13087.36, "end": 13090.560000000001, "text": " Come on both. We're both healthy. We're both smart it if right"}, {"start": 13090.56, "end": 13097.16, "text": " Like all I'm saying is maybe I'm better fit for the mountain climb than you all right, bro"}, {"start": 13097.32, "end": 13100.24, "text": " Must exist hidden in the Darien gap"}, {"start": 13101.119999999999, "end": 13102.8, "text": " number one alright"}, {"start": 13102.8, "end": 13104.8, "text": " Finally at number one"}, {"start": 13104.96, "end": 13109.92, "text": " We have what you guys where would you guess this is maybe it's just North Central Island. It's got"}, {"start": 13110.88, "end": 13113.199999999999, "text": " Dude if I was making a list like this"}, {"start": 13113.199999999999, "end": 13116.619999999999, "text": " I would think somewhere at least has to be in Russia because Russia is like"}, {"start": 13116.62, "end": 13124.18, "text": " The north of Russia has these most insane islands has these crazy like remote like planes and stuff"}, {"start": 13124.18, "end": 13127.5, "text": " It's got to be someone Russia. I think please don't be North Sentinel, bro. We all know"}, {"start": 13128.140000000001, "end": 13130.140000000001, "text": " Islands"}, {"start": 13130.660000000002, "end": 13132.660000000002, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 13132.660000000002, "end": 13135.980000000001, "text": " That's Russia. That's Russia. That's the that's the islands between Russia and Japan"}, {"start": 13135.980000000001, "end": 13141.380000000001, "text": " How do you know what Kugel Island is or do you see it on the map? That's why no, no, no, I know I know that place"}, {"start": 13141.380000000001, "end": 13143.380000000001, "text": " You know Kugel Island"}, {"start": 13143.380000000001, "end": 13145.380000000001, "text": " Yes, why oh"}, {"start": 13146.62, "end": 13152.44, "text": " because I think it's shown up like it's not on G.R.G.S.A properly but like use the"}, {"start": 13152.44, "end": 13155.68, "text": " generate content that's like drone shots above there and I've put I've seen on"}, {"start": 13155.68, "end": 13161.92, "text": " maps before. What the fuck? Finally at number one we have the Coorill Islands on"}, {"start": 13161.92, "end": 13166.36, "text": " the northwestern edge of the Pacific ring of fire lies one of the most"}, {"start": 13166.36, "end": 13172.08, "text": " spectacular and extreme landscapes in the entire world. Sure. This archipelago"}, {"start": 13172.08, "end": 13176.08, "text": " extends in a remarkably straight line over 700... Wait wait wait it's maybe"}, {"start": 13176.08, "end": 13181.68, "text": " stupid question but what is an appa appa let appa lego acapelligo is like a bunch of islands"}, {"start": 13182.64, "end": 13189.28, "text": " ah like an island family appa lego yeah yeah check check check miles from north to south and is a"}, {"start": 13189.28, "end": 13194.96, "text": " highly active chain of strata how much how much now i know it 20 000 is the earth let's see over 700"}, {"start": 13194.96, "end": 13200.56, "text": " miles that's a lot now that's a lot it is that's one 20th of all other than germany yes"}, {"start": 13200.56, "end": 13205.76, "text": " Miles from north to south and is a highly active chain of strato volcanoes"}, {"start": 13206.279999999999, "end": 13213.68, "text": " Getting older and less volatile as they progress north and as a result have some of the most dynamic and stunning landscapes"}, {"start": 13214.8, "end": 13221.72, "text": " What I found out about this place I almost couldn't believe I'd never heard of it before there are over 20 major islands in total"}, {"start": 13221.72, "end": 13227.039999999999, "text": " And each one is unique in its own way containing massive caldera's hot springs"}, {"start": 13227.72, "end": 13229.48, "text": " crystal clear lakes"}, {"start": 13229.48, "end": 13231.48, "text": " lush forests"}, {"start": 13231.92, "end": 13233.92, "text": " canyons beaches"}, {"start": 13234.16, "end": 13237.6, "text": " Ice-capped volcanoes and everything in between"}, {"start": 13238.96, "end": 13244.64, "text": " This is the ballot pick for them one, but the crowning gem of them all is the credit sign of volcano"}, {"start": 13245.6, "end": 13249.92, "text": " What it's hard to imagine a more beautiful place"}, {"start": 13253.84, "end": 13256.24, "text": " Wait, this is the one we should go to this is"}, {"start": 13256.24, "end": 13261.34, "text": " It's place one in the ultimate impossible to reach place"}, {"start": 13261.34, "end": 13265.96, "text": " I think I think you just chose it because it's so cool though"}, {"start": 13266.96, "end": 13272.52, "text": " Maybe some religious let's see. Let's see. Maybe there's some people pilgrim aging and you can't go and let's see"}, {"start": 13274.36, "end": 13275.96, "text": " Yo yo yo"}, {"start": 13275.96, "end": 13282.16, "text": " This volcano last erupted in 1952 and is still highly active along with the others"}, {"start": 13282.32, "end": 13285.72, "text": " Let me guess and the government doesn't let you because you're in trouble if you go"}, {"start": 13286.24, "end": 13293.199999999999, "text": " I think you're the highly viscous magma these have a tendency to build up gas"}, {"start": 13293.199999999999, "end": 13299.38, "text": " underground and erupt in sudden explosions which is why so many turned"}, {"start": 13299.38, "end": 13304.84, "text": " into caldera's and look like giant craters wow it literally completely blew"}, {"start": 13304.84, "end": 13312.88, "text": " apart explosions that big wow no way is that seriously the reason"}, {"start": 13312.880000000001, "end": 13317.400000000001, "text": " Here's where we can't get there."}, {"start": 13317.400000000001, "end": 13323.28, "text": " When you look at the island chain in its entirety, you can see it forms a giant gateway across"}, {"start": 13323.28, "end": 13328.800000000001, "text": " the Sea of Ochozk, and therefore the eastern coasts of mainland Russia."}, {"start": 13328.800000000001, "end": 13334.68, "text": " Unsurprisingly, they are a massively important strategic outpost, and Russia has done everything"}, {"start": 13334.68, "end": 13335.68, "text": " in its power."}, {"start": 13335.68, "end": 13336.960000000001, "text": " Let me guess."}, {"start": 13336.960000000001, "end": 13338.34, "text": " Military."}, {"start": 13339.54, "end": 13340.36, "text": " Blyat."}, {"start": 13341.98, "end": 13344.66, "text": " To control them for military purposes."}, {"start": 13344.66, "end": 13348.7, "text": " Take a look at where the southernmost island, Kunashir ends."}, {"start": 13348.7, "end": 13353.26, "text": " Just 12 miles off the coast of Japan's Nemuro Peninsula."}, {"start": 13353.26, "end": 13357.84, "text": " The residents of Shibetsu can look, but they can't touch."}, {"start": 13357.84, "end": 13361.0, "text": " After World War II, the USSR seized the four"}, {"start": 13361.0, "end": 13363.66, "text": " southern islands from Japan."}, {"start": 13363.66, "end": 13367.34, "text": " even though Japan still claimed them as a part of its northern territories."}, {"start": 13367.34, "end": 13372.22, "text": " And the issue has prevented a peace treaty between the two countries ever since."}, {"start": 13372.22, "end": 13373.22, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 13373.22, "end": 13377.9, "text": " Japan considers it an illegal occupation, and Russia has done nothing to ease their"}, {"start": 13377.9, "end": 13383.34, "text": " concerns by ramping up their military activity and fortification on the islands."}, {"start": 13383.34, "end": 13384.82, "text": " Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 13384.82, "end": 13385.82, "text": " Hot!"}, {"start": 13385.82, "end": 13386.82, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13386.82, "end": 13387.82, "text": " Seriously?"}, {"start": 13387.82, "end": 13392.38, "text": " That might be the coolest image we've seen in this entire video."}, {"start": 13392.380000000001, "end": 13399.220000000001, "text": " agree. All of these factors combined are why Russia has kept these gorgeous islands completely"}, {"start": 13399.220000000001, "end": 13404.7, "text": " to itself with the exception of the powerful class of Russians, some small populations"}, {"start": 13404.7, "end": 13409.7, "text": " and the native people known as the Ainu were the original inhabitants on the southern"}, {"start": 13409.7, "end": 13415.94, "text": " islands. However, it is an overstatement to say this entire island chain is impossible"}, {"start": 13415.94, "end": 13417.880000000001, "text": " to visit"}, {"start": 13417.880000000001, "end": 13419.78, "text": " to overly simplify it"}, {"start": 13419.78, "end": 13421.62, "text": " it's an incredibly long"}, {"start": 13421.62, "end": 13426.78, "text": " expensive and difficult process even for russian-born tourists"}, {"start": 13426.78, "end": 13429.68, "text": " only a hand-tongue isn't changed"}, {"start": 13429.68, "end": 13430.480000000001, "text": " ha ha"}, {"start": 13430.480000000001, "end": 13432.980000000001, "text": " for russian holy cats yes"}, {"start": 13432.980000000001, "end": 13436.94, "text": " fell under one hundred foreigners a year you don't know that much about you"}, {"start": 13436.94, "end": 13439.560000000001, "text": " we had a hundred foreigners"}, {"start": 13439.560000000001, "end": 13440.880000000001, "text": " we're near these islands"}, {"start": 13440.880000000001, "end": 13442.880000000001, "text": " bro i'm telling you"}, {"start": 13442.880000000001, "end": 13444.880000000001, "text": " 98 more people than us."}, {"start": 13449.420000000002, "end": 13451.420000000002, "text": " Wait, what? It's in that only? Wait, what?"}, {"start": 13466.04, "end": 13466.54, "text": " MMMMMMMM"}, {"start": 13472.880000000001, "end": 13479.880000000001, "text": " year where it is easiest to obtain access. 90% plus of these islands, especially those"}, {"start": 13479.880000000001, "end": 13486.640000000001, "text": " in the center of the island chain, are completely impossible to reach for every reason under"}, {"start": 13486.640000000001, "end": 13494.12, "text": " the sun. Prohibitive geography, extreme climate, militarization, and vast distances across"}, {"start": 13494.12, "end": 13499.800000000001, "text": " a storm-ravaged ocean. Oh, and did I mention that the islands have frequent and powerful"}, {"start": 13499.800000000001, "end": 13505.36, "text": " Earthquakes and subsequent tsunamis because of the strong tectonic activity"}, {"start": 13514.640000000001, "end": 13518.080000000002, "text": " I think it's real. I bet that I bet the bed. No, no, no, no, no, no"}, {"start": 13518.080000000002, "end": 13522.880000000001, "text": " I remember having a georgas around from up here with a bear in it. So yeah, this is real"}, {"start": 13522.880000000001, "end": 13524.880000000001, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 13524.880000000001, "end": 13526.880000000001, "text": " That picture is sick."}, {"start": 13526.880000000001, "end": 13527.880000000001, "text": " He's chillin'."}, {"start": 13527.880000000001, "end": 13528.880000000001, "text": " Brown bears."}, {"start": 13528.880000000001, "end": 13530.880000000001, "text": " Aries like Cape Stilbacque."}, {"start": 13532.880000000001, "end": 13533.880000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13533.880000000001, "end": 13535.880000000001, "text": " The white cliffs of Aiturup."}, {"start": 13535.880000000001, "end": 13537.880000000001, "text": " It's all so different."}, {"start": 13539.880000000001, "end": 13540.880000000001, "text": " Oh my..."}, {"start": 13540.880000000001, "end": 13543.880000000001, "text": " And the wild-looking coastline of..."}, {"start": 13543.880000000001, "end": 13546.880000000001, "text": " Joey, like, what are we talking about?"}, {"start": 13547.880000000001, "end": 13550.880000000001, "text": " And the wild-looking coastline of..."}, {"start": 13550.880000000001, "end": 13555.880000000001, "text": " Look at this, bro, like over millions of years, some formations, like, oh, this is sick."}, {"start": 13555.880000000001, "end": 13556.880000000001, "text": " Of..."}, {"start": 13556.880000000001, "end": 13557.880000000001, "text": " Minecraft."}, {"start": 13557.880000000001, "end": 13558.880000000001, "text": " Urup."}, {"start": 13559.880000000001, "end": 13560.880000000001, "text": " Urup?"}, {"start": 13561.880000000001, "end": 13562.880000000001, "text": " Urup."}, {"start": 13565.880000000001, "end": 13566.880000000001, "text": " I give up."}, {"start": 13566.880000000001, "end": 13568.880000000001, "text": " Whatever this thing is."}, {"start": 13570.880000000001, "end": 13573.880000000001, "text": " This is just a small slice of what's to be found out here."}, {"start": 13573.880000000001, "end": 13574.880000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 13574.880000000001, "end": 13582.080000000002, "text": " silver lining of the situation is that the primarily military occupation and lack of development has"}, {"start": 13582.080000000002, "end": 13588.080000000002, "text": " created a sanctuary for wildlife especially for marine mammals this has the added benefit wait"}, {"start": 13588.640000000001, "end": 13592.880000000001, "text": " so this guy was there like at the ultimate impossible to reach places yeah he's one of the dislikes"}, {"start": 13592.880000000001, "end": 13598.560000000001, "text": " bro this guy's making shit up bro no fun primarily military is not number one"}, {"start": 13599.6, "end": 13604.800000000001, "text": " lack of development has created a sanctuary for wildlife especially for marine mammals"}, {"start": 13604.880000000001, "end": 13611.76, "text": " This has the added benefit of keeping Japan's terrible whaling practices out of these precious waters"}, {"start": 13611.76, "end": 13613.76, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13614.000000000002, "end": 13618.480000000001, "text": " Come on man, out of Russia, out of Japan, out of China, what the hell earth bro?"}, {"start": 13618.480000000001, "end": 13621.84, "text": " Why are we all doing like, come on G, like leave that whale alone, bro."}, {"start": 13621.84, "end": 13623.84, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13623.84, "end": 13625.84, "text": " Surfer, I couldn't go without your Germany"}, {"start": 13626.560000000001, "end": 13628.560000000001, "text": " Never mind, I should say"}, {"start": 13628.560000000001, "end": 13630.560000000001, "text": " Never mind, I take that back"}, {"start": 13630.560000000001, "end": 13632.560000000001, "text": " That looks really bad"}, {"start": 13632.560000000001, "end": 13634.560000000001, "text": " Never mind, I take that back"}, {"start": 13634.56, "end": 13635.56, "text": " Chill, chill."}, {"start": 13635.56, "end": 13636.56, "text": " Chill for chill."}, {"start": 13636.56, "end": 13637.56, "text": " Alright, alright."}, {"start": 13637.56, "end": 13638.56, "text": " Al Durbania."}, {"start": 13638.56, "end": 13639.56, "text": " Alright, what else?"}, {"start": 13639.56, "end": 13646.359999999999, "text": " Without mentioning that the coastlines here probably hold the last great frontier of undiscovered"}, {"start": 13646.359999999999, "end": 13648.84, "text": " waves anywhere in the world."}, {"start": 13648.84, "end": 13653.68, "text": " Many of these rocky outcroppings could be hiding world-class waves that go unwritten"}, {"start": 13653.68, "end": 13655.279999999999, "text": " day after day."}, {"start": 13655.279999999999, "end": 13659.199999999999, "text": " If I had a yacht and I could go anywhere with it, this is probably the first place"}, {"start": 13659.199999999999, "end": 13660.68, "text": " I would go."}, {"start": 13660.68, "end": 13664.6, "text": " In the beginning of my video, I said it's the strangest and most beautiful coastline"}, {"start": 13664.6, "end": 13666.1, "text": " in the world."}, {"start": 13666.1, "end": 13670.800000000001, "text": " And to back up this claim, I will ask you, can you think of anywhere else in the world"}, {"start": 13670.800000000001, "end": 13677.18, "text": " where such incredible geology meets such volatile active volcanoes surrounded by absolutely"}, {"start": 13677.18, "end": 13682.56, "text": " pristine natural beauty with almost zero humans around and a global conflict to"}, {"start": 13682.56, "end": 13684.32, "text": " top it off?"}, {"start": 13684.32, "end": 13686.4, "text": " England."}, {"start": 13686.4, "end": 13688.04, "text": " Pretty hard to beat."}, {"start": 13688.04, "end": 13691.880000000001, "text": " So I guess the moral of the story here is, if everybody could just chill out and go look"}, {"start": 13691.880000000001, "end": 13695.18, "text": " at more graphs and learn a lot more about the world."}, {"start": 13695.18, "end": 13699.160000000002, "text": " Once again, if you liked this video, I highly recommend you check out my other stuff where"}, {"start": 13699.160000000002, "end": 13702.640000000001, "text": " I actually visit the places I've found on Google Earth."}, {"start": 13702.640000000001, "end": 13705.720000000001, "text": " As always, I have a theory for watching and have a good one."}, {"start": 13705.720000000001, "end": 13711.960000000001, "text": " The reason he did that acapeleger for the final one is just because it has the best"}, {"start": 13711.960000000001, "end": 13714.080000000002, "text": " shots on Google Earth."}, {"start": 13714.08, "end": 13716.08, "text": " I thought I could zoom in to the different islands."}, {"start": 13716.08, "end": 13718.08, "text": " Ah, I see what you mean."}, {"start": 13718.08, "end": 13719.08, "text": " That's gotta be it, right?"}, {"start": 13719.08, "end": 13721.08, "text": " He's one of the eye candy for the end."}, {"start": 13721.08, "end": 13722.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13722.08, "end": 13724.08, "text": " Because Loki, location number one,"}, {"start": 13724.08, "end": 13726.08, "text": " was like way harder to get to, in my opinion,"}, {"start": 13726.08, "end": 13727.08, "text": " than these ones."}, {"start": 13727.08, "end": 13728.08, "text": " You mean the first location,"}, {"start": 13728.08, "end": 13729.08, "text": " the number like the..."}, {"start": 13729.08, "end": 13730.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13730.08, "end": 13731.08, "text": " Even the first one."}, {"start": 13731.08, "end": 13732.08, "text": " I think he did it because it's..."}, {"start": 13732.08, "end": 13734.08, "text": " he said, right, it's everything."}, {"start": 13734.08, "end": 13737.08, "text": " It's countries, it's accessibility,"}, {"start": 13737.08, "end": 13738.08, "text": " like it's so far out."}, {"start": 13738.08, "end": 13740.08, "text": " Or, I don't know."}, {"start": 13740.08, "end": 13741.08, "text": " By bro."}, {"start": 13741.08, "end": 13742.08, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 13742.08, "end": 13746.12, "text": " right he it sounded nice but in reality some of those other ones way out of the"}, {"start": 13746.12, "end": 13749.96, "text": " get-to yes but listen bro like what about this channel though bro what about"}, {"start": 13749.96, "end": 13755.24, "text": " this guy right right right and he actually goes to these places bro like"}, {"start": 13755.24, "end": 13758.96, "text": " the ones that are possible to reach actually go crazy yes yes bro with this"}, {"start": 13758.96, "end": 13763.52, "text": " dog hey look look look look at this guy how far you know the video was like"}, {"start": 13763.52, "end": 13768.24, "text": " it's water in guy on earth look he's Zulu with this dog around 13,000 years"}, {"start": 13768.24, "end": 13773.92, "text": " ago more water over the top of this cliff than in every single he's on Google Earth all day"}, {"start": 13774.4, "end": 13781.68, "text": " he finds something and then he travels there bro that makes a video that's so sick right look at"}, {"start": 13781.68, "end": 13787.92, "text": " this guy freeze and vegetation that grow out here because all of the topsoil was stripped away"}, {"start": 13787.92, "end": 13791.68, "text": " by these flooding events this is the goal bro we can see there's almost no there's a very calm"}, {"start": 13791.68, "end": 13793.68, "text": " that we're going to"}, {"start": 13795.880000000001, "end": 13798.64, "text": " Royce like full nature enjoyable like this clips, bro"}, {"start": 13798.92, "end": 13802.54, "text": " Ways in the middle of nowhere like and there's just like a buck infestation"}, {"start": 13802.54, "end": 13806.48, "text": " He's chilling with his dogs bro and with his dog I get hundreds of comments, bro"}, {"start": 13806.48, "end": 13810.24, "text": " I love this guy so much for you now run out like this is this is just"}, {"start": 13816.4, "end": 13820.32, "text": " You know what I liked about the the video we just watched was the sound effects"}, {"start": 13820.32, "end": 13826.6, "text": " Yeah, that really had a great bro. That's a good choice like you could easily forget to do that to the video"}, {"start": 13826.6, "end": 13830.84, "text": " We could just add music or something, but that was way more it made it more immersive. Yes, bro"}, {"start": 13831.4, "end": 13833.4, "text": " Chad leave him a fucking"}, {"start": 13834.32, "end": 13838.16, "text": " Sub if you haven't yet if you enjoyed that bro, I love this guy so much. You have no idea bro"}, {"start": 13838.16, "end": 13841.44, "text": " What a fucking god. Yo, it's exact sorry for holding your hostage for so long"}, {"start": 13842.08, "end": 13846.02, "text": " That was fun. That was very funny. Thank you so much"}, {"start": 13846.02, "end": 13852.54, "text": " I'll make sure to shout your stuff out. Appreciate you, bro. This was fun. Thank you, bro"}, {"start": 13852.54, "end": 13858.82, "text": " Thank you for watching that with me. Well, thank you for having me and we're gonna run it back with the infinite guesses mod when it gets fixed"}, {"start": 13859.02, "end": 13864.26, "text": " Yes, yes, let's do that, bro. Let's do that. Hey peace out zigzag. You enjoy your night. All right, you enjoy your night"}, {"start": 13864.98, "end": 13868.1, "text": " You'll enjoy the rest of the stream catch you later. Thank you for catch you later, bro"}, {"start": 13868.1, "end": 13875.300000000001, "text": " Peace peace peace chat follow zigzag on YouTube and I think he streams a lot more than me probably"}, {"start": 13876.02, "end": 13880.060000000001, "text": " Suck zigzag twitch mods get the get the get the thing going, please"}, {"start": 13880.66, "end": 13885.04, "text": " Chat, sorry. I had to show him this channel. I hope it wasn't like because sometimes people like"}, {"start": 13885.98, "end": 13889.58, "text": " ADHD all this is boring go play go open a case go open a case"}, {"start": 13889.7, "end": 13893.220000000001, "text": " But this is what I this is what I watch like off stream. Well, like I love that shit, bro"}, {"start": 13893.220000000001, "end": 13898.26, "text": " I had to show it to him bro like bro like I need it for here like his insights on some of this shit"}, {"start": 13898.26, "end": 13900.26, "text": " Like bro. Oh my gosh, bro"}, {"start": 13900.26, "end": 13904.78, "text": " Like I wanted to see his reaction, bro. Sorry for that chat. All right listen, bro. Um"}, {"start": 13906.02, "end": 13913.220000000001, "text": " it is time for make me laugh win a hundred bucks okay go get comedy night right now i saw jinx"}, {"start": 13913.220000000001, "end": 13917.54, "text": " you do it it's fucking fun as hell um maybe i don't know but right now i'm not in there funny"}, {"start": 13917.54, "end": 13923.220000000001, "text": " am i in a funny mood low key i am bro um but i'll try not to laugh if you do make me laugh um"}, {"start": 13923.220000000001, "end": 13930.18, "text": " with whatever like uh then uh easy okay then uh you will be getting a hundred bucks okay you"}, {"start": 13930.18, "end": 13933.78, "text": " don't know the deal but i do need quick 60 seconds to go to the toilet boys um i do need"}, {"start": 13933.78, "end": 13938.26, "text": " quick 60 seconds to go to the toilet. Mots I can just hop in and create a lobby and that's it right?"}, {"start": 13938.900000000001, "end": 13944.26, "text": " Like is that is that how we do it? I don't know how it works. Um 60 seconds it will be back frozen guys"}, {"start": 13944.980000000001, "end": 13946.26, "text": " and then"}, {"start": 13946.26, "end": 13949.86, "text": " we hop in new map in CS that's kappa claus bro it's just a workshop map no"}, {"start": 13950.5, "end": 13953.380000000001, "text": " fmpwn always releases maps but it's it's"}, {"start": 13954.5, "end": 13958.1, "text": " it could be an fmpwn map release but it's not in CS right like it's not a new map in CS"}, {"start": 13958.66, "end": 13960.66, "text": " yet or"}, {"start": 13960.66, "end": 13961.86, "text": " It's just released it, no?"}, {"start": 13961.86, "end": 13963.36, "text": " What are you talking about, Chad?"}, {"start": 13963.36, "end": 13964.86, "text": " Why are people saying new map?"}, {"start": 13964.86, "end": 13966.36, "text": " Why are people saying new map?"}, {"start": 13966.36, "end": 13967.66, "text": " There is no new map."}, {"start": 13967.66, "end": 13971.36, "text": " Or CS or Comedy Night?"}, {"start": 13971.36, "end": 13972.86, "text": " In a minute, we're doing Comedy Night."}, {"start": 13972.86, "end": 13973.86, "text": " But give me 60 seconds."}, {"start": 13973.86, "end": 13974.86, "text": " I have to go toilet."}, {"start": 13974.86, "end": 13975.86, "text": " I have to go toilet."}, {"start": 13975.86, "end": 13976.86, "text": " Wait, zigzag!"}, {"start": 13976.86, "end": 13978.86, "text": " One quick little geogas on stream."}, {"start": 13978.86, "end": 13980.86, "text": " I'll be every 60 seconds."}, {"start": 13980.86, "end": 13981.86, "text": " Splinter."}, {"start": 13981.86, "end": 13983.86, "text": " Chad, but it's not in the game, bro."}, {"start": 13983.86, "end": 13986.36, "text": " A popular map maker released a map."}, {"start": 13986.36, "end": 13988.36, "text": " It's not official, or?"}, {"start": 13988.36, "end": 13990.36, "text": " Am I tweaking or are you tweaking?"}, {"start": 13990.36, "end": 13992.36, "text": " 60 seconds and we'll be back. Starting?"}, {"start": 13992.36, "end": 13993.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14020.36, "end": 14022.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14050.36, "end": 14052.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14080.36, "end": 14082.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14110.36, "end": 14112.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14140.36, "end": 14142.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14170.36, "end": 14172.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14200.36, "end": 14202.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14230.36, "end": 14232.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14260.36, "end": 14262.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14290.36, "end": 14292.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14320.36, "end": 14339.24, "text": " Okay. Can you hear me? Chad, you're not going to make me laugh, bro. I'm not even joking."}, {"start": 14339.24, "end": 14340.24, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 14346.52, "end": 14347.52, "text": " Ah, here we go."}, {"start": 14347.72, "end": 14348.72, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 14350.48, "end": 14353.8, "text": " I'm falling in love with a very sad..."}, {"start": 14354.32, "end": 14355.32, "text": " Ah, here we go."}, {"start": 14356.119999999999, "end": 14357.52, "text": " Type 1 if you're ready, bro."}, {"start": 14358.84, "end": 14361.16, "text": " Shout out to Jinxie for this idea, bro."}, {"start": 14361.52, "end": 14364.32, "text": " Make me laugh with 100 euros, bro."}, {"start": 14364.4, "end": 14365.92, "text": " Ah, dollars. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 14366.039999999999, "end": 14367.199999999999, "text": " Canadian, Canadian."}, {"start": 14367.72, "end": 14368.72, "text": " Canadian."}, {"start": 14369.24, "end": 14373.1, "text": " Here we go maybe love 100 bucks type one if you're ready, bro"}, {"start": 14374.74, "end": 14376.74, "text": " Jen"}, {"start": 14377.14, "end": 14383.14, "text": " What counts as a laugh it doesn't count when I'm just smiling it doesn't count when I'm"}, {"start": 14384.98, "end": 14391.86, "text": " I'm holding that laugh in okay, it has to be audible it has to be audible has to be"}, {"start": 14393.74, "end": 14395.74, "text": " Has to be"}, {"start": 14395.74, "end": 14402.42, "text": " something like that okay yo what's good stable here we go your bro can I"}, {"start": 14402.42, "end": 14410.42, "text": " challenge you to a geogacer off you saw that I'm shit after cheating over"}, {"start": 14410.42, "end": 14413.619999999999, "text": " wait I still have my sheets installed yeah I'm down bro you want to put some"}, {"start": 14413.619999999999, "end": 14417.14, "text": " money on the line you want to put some money on the line just check the"}, {"start": 14417.14, "end": 14422.74, "text": " fucking longer to it bro GG stable just a 1v1 or 1 for money I'm down"}, {"start": 14422.74, "end": 14426.52, "text": " bro you're dumb as hell bro sorry sorry sorry now bro I'm coming bro do you"}, {"start": 14426.52, "end": 14428.76, "text": " guess I like you're not winning bro you're not winning bro if you want to"}, {"start": 14428.76, "end": 14440.8, "text": " put money down on down bro um perhaps I'm new I want to for this tournament"}, {"start": 14440.8, "end": 14444.84, "text": " wait I'm also playing in this tournament chat I'm gonna be playing with"}, {"start": 14444.84, "end": 14451.68, "text": " Jinxie I think uh Geogasa tournament um very soon very soon um Jinxie and I"}, {"start": 14451.68, "end": 14453.92, "text": " I think our teammates if I'm not mistaking"}, {"start": 14456.84, "end": 14460.960000000001, "text": " Hmm stable he stable right now or when right now when"}, {"start": 14462.2, "end": 14466.74, "text": " Right now when we can do quick one we won bro. We can do quick one we won we can do quick one we won"}, {"start": 14468.16, "end": 14470.16, "text": " Like are we talking right now or what?"}, {"start": 14472.720000000001, "end": 14476.64, "text": " We are getting fast rounded no one up bro Jinx and I a lock bro"}, {"start": 14478.68, "end": 14480.68, "text": " So right now when"}, {"start": 14481.68, "end": 14487.92, "text": " chat quick one we want it will take a minute bro it will take a minute bro i do i do a"}, {"start": 14487.92, "end": 14491.92, "text": " one 5k i do a 1k gg i think no right now though right"}, {"start": 14491.92, "end": 14504.32, "text": " oh wait i have my discord muted hello hello hello hello"}, {"start": 14504.32, "end": 14507.84, "text": " mike someone speaking i don't want to ruin your content though bro like if you're in"}, {"start": 14507.84, "end": 14509.68, "text": " the middle of something like we can i can wait"}, {"start": 14509.68, "end": 14511.68, "text": " No, I can do it later. I can do it later"}, {"start": 14513.720000000001, "end": 14516.36, "text": " But it's just a quick one we won. No, oh, what did you"}, {"start": 14517.880000000001, "end": 14522.92, "text": " Let's do it. Let's do it. I just want to test my luck, bro. Wait, so you're playing in this tournament luck"}, {"start": 14523.0, "end": 14525.84, "text": " Yes, bro. Yes, I think so the Joe Bad one"}, {"start": 14526.68, "end": 14530.2, "text": " Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I think so I think so I think so who's your teammate, bro?"}, {"start": 14531.800000000001, "end": 14533.800000000001, "text": " Lacey"}, {"start": 14533.800000000001, "end": 14539.080000000002, "text": " haha to americans gg bro yeah i don't know i don't think lacy's good at geogas"}, {"start": 14539.080000000002, "end": 14542.920000000002, "text": " sir i don't i chat is he good at geogas sir i have high hopes for him though"}, {"start": 14542.920000000002, "end": 14545.560000000001, "text": " he's pretty smart i feel like he could yeah but it doesn't matter bro he's"}, {"start": 14545.560000000001, "end": 14549.320000000002, "text": " smart and he's american bro all you know is fucking kentucky and minnesota"}, {"start": 14549.320000000002, "end": 14553.000000000002, "text": " bro you don't know any european country and most of the time it will be your"}, {"start": 14553.000000000002, "end": 14555.640000000001, "text": " let's just one we won't work with i'll show you bro i'll show you"}, {"start": 14555.640000000001, "end": 14559.640000000001, "text": " okay show me invite me do you have a link how do i play uh i got you what"}, {"start": 14559.64, "end": 14560.84, "text": " Don't UGH me!"}, {"start": 14560.84, "end": 14562.84, "text": " Sorry, I thought you were gonna send a link."}, {"start": 14562.84, "end": 14565.34, "text": " Is there a name Mr. Toastman?"}, {"start": 14565.34, "end": 14567.34, "text": " Who's that? Who's that?"}, {"start": 14567.34, "end": 14568.34, "text": " I got an invite."}, {"start": 14568.34, "end": 14570.34, "text": " No, don't accept that."}, {"start": 14573.039999999999, "end": 14575.039999999999, "text": " Okay, Chad, is the tournament move or no move?"}, {"start": 14575.039999999999, "end": 14576.539999999999, "text": " I'll just do a move."}, {"start": 14576.539999999999, "end": 14580.539999999999, "text": " What do you eat every single day before you start your stream?"}, {"start": 14580.539999999999, "end": 14582.74, "text": " Porridge. Porridge and beetroot juice, bro."}, {"start": 14582.74, "end": 14583.74, "text": " Beetroot juice. Very important."}, {"start": 14583.74, "end": 14584.74, "text": " I went to grocery stores."}, {"start": 14584.74, "end": 14586.74, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 14586.74, "end": 14588.24, "text": " Very good. Very good."}, {"start": 14588.24, "end": 14594.0, "text": " It fastens your blood or some bullshit. I don't know it gets me. I have a question. It's coconut water good"}, {"start": 14594.0, "end": 14599.16, "text": " Does anyone know that I heard it for deep loading? Yes. It has antioxidants, bro"}, {"start": 14599.76, "end": 14603.32, "text": " All right, it's actually an oceans. Yes, bro. Yes, I collect"}, {"start": 14605.48, "end": 14607.48, "text": " All right, how do I play?"}, {"start": 14608.32, "end": 14610.88, "text": " Yo, bro, do I fade hg or you are both?"}, {"start": 14611.44, "end": 14617.0, "text": " I'm one second bro one second. I have to change the right way. How do I disable notifications? Oh?"}, {"start": 14617.0, "end": 14619.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14620.0, "end": 14622.32, "text": " We got it. It's a period wait no no no"}, {"start": 14623.6, "end": 14626.08, "text": " Yo, yo guys needs to highlight for I'm not even joking"}, {"start": 14626.92, "end": 14628.8, "text": " Wait, I can't scroll"}, {"start": 14628.8, "end": 14633.4, "text": " There we go. I'm good. I'm gonna go. Let's go. Hey, you ever skin in this game. What the fuck? Yes"}, {"start": 14633.4, "end": 14636.52, "text": " I'm very fine, bro. You see my check mark road and test me. Here we go check this out"}, {"start": 14637.2, "end": 14641.92, "text": " Quick little one. Let's go. You want to put money on the line? Let's go. Oh, this is Russia"}, {"start": 14641.92, "end": 14644.88, "text": " This is Russia for sure. No, it's not bro. Look at the left. Yes, it is Russia, bro"}, {"start": 14644.88, "end": 14646.88, "text": " Go Russia"}, {"start": 14647.0, "end": 14654.6, "text": " okay so you could tell us where in the oh wait I got sheets enabled wait let me"}, {"start": 14654.6, "end": 14661.24, "text": " turn this off wait what I was doing a challenge with the youtuber bro I can"}, {"start": 14661.24, "end": 14665.0, "text": " see the longitude but I'm not gonna like I would have guessed anyways like"}, {"start": 14665.0, "end": 14671.88, "text": " where I was gonna go okay I gotta go eat more only bro wait so where's"}, {"start": 14671.88, "end": 14676.04, "text": " Russian the world just don't look at chat bro I'm gonna I think this is"}, {"start": 14676.04, "end": 14679.04, "text": " low-key don't pull it on the ground"}, {"start": 14679.04, "end": 14682.04, "text": " us"}, {"start": 14682.04, "end": 14685.400000000001, "text": " high high high not ready to go in spawn"}, {"start": 14685.400000000001, "end": 14688.240000000002, "text": " point what the fuck that's done yo you"}, {"start": 14688.240000000002, "end": 14689.480000000001, "text": " saw the middle of nowhere and you went"}, {"start": 14689.480000000001, "end": 14690.640000000001, "text": " the middle of nowhere bro this is not"}, {"start": 14690.640000000001, "end": 14691.640000000001, "text": " how you're gonna win the tournament in"}, {"start": 14691.640000000001, "end": 14693.0, "text": " geogas up wrong sorry bro okay so i'm"}, {"start": 14693.0, "end": 14694.04, "text": " going to talk to you talk to me for"}, {"start": 14694.04, "end": 14695.800000000001, "text": " you okay i will talk to you what do you"}, {"start": 14695.800000000001, "end": 14697.880000000001, "text": " look for here right now first of all"}, {"start": 14697.880000000001, "end": 14699.560000000001, "text": " you can move your your ass is probably"}, {"start": 14699.560000000001, "end": 14701.160000000002, "text": " just sitting at one spot you can move"}, {"start": 14701.160000000002, "end": 14703.880000000001, "text": " you click on the road you click on"}, {"start": 14703.880000000001, "end": 14705.240000000002, "text": " the road and you can move you look for"}, {"start": 14705.24, "end": 14709.64, "text": " a sign once you see a sign you know the language bro and then you know where it is hopefully"}, {"start": 14709.64, "end": 14714.36, "text": " I see language I moved all the way but there's no but there's no signs the language is I got"}, {"start": 14714.36, "end": 14720.52, "text": " you it says farm below it says 1000 reward warning it looks English to me bro I'm not"}, {"start": 14720.52, "end": 14726.119999999999, "text": " gonna lie which means okay okay okay this is the United States I see a stop sign yes"}, {"start": 14726.119999999999, "end": 14732.039999999999, "text": " I agree I see ranch so it has to be America also run you can look at the sun look at"}, {"start": 14732.04, "end": 14735.900000000001, "text": " at the sun row this is really good for noobs bro where's it I'm looking that's"}, {"start": 14735.900000000001, "end": 14739.480000000001, "text": " right look at the sky the Sun is east right you can see the compass I don't"}, {"start": 14739.480000000001, "end": 14746.160000000002, "text": " see it you see the Sun row you see the Sun it's bright okay yeah and if you see"}, {"start": 14746.160000000002, "end": 14749.480000000001, "text": " the Sun in north it means you're on the southern hemisphere you understand"}, {"start": 14749.480000000001, "end": 14753.76, "text": " if you look at the map it's between the dotted lines okay but the Sun is east"}, {"start": 14753.76, "end": 14760.880000000001, "text": " so it's no information on the Sun but sometimes that can help you okay"}, {"start": 14762.04, "end": 14766.720000000001, "text": " You know America so this is yours"}, {"start": 14766.720000000001, "end": 14772.800000000001, "text": " Oh that's fair game though that's fair game look at that hit that was a good hit"}, {"start": 14772.800000000001, "end": 14776.640000000001, "text": " Kansas yes 36 damage bro 100 rounds in a 30"}, {"start": 14776.640000000001, "end": 14784.04, "text": " Oh wow okay okay so talk to me so actually talk to me I'm trying to learn bro"}, {"start": 14784.04, "end": 14788.44, "text": " Ease meat it looks Turkish to me the language but again I'm no professional"}, {"start": 14788.44, "end": 14794.12, "text": " I'm no professional but to me this looks Turkish to me this looks Turkish you see the eyes on the truck"}, {"start": 14795.0, "end": 14797.0, "text": " This was taken in 2024"}, {"start": 14798.04, "end": 14800.04, "text": " Merkets oh"}, {"start": 14801.640000000001, "end": 14807.24, "text": " What is this? What is this? What is this? I see a flag? Is this the one with the star? Yeah, is that China?"}, {"start": 14807.4, "end": 14809.4, "text": " That's China. That's China. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 14810.44, "end": 14815.0, "text": " Am I stupid? That's China, bro. Good coms. Yeah, that's China, bro"}, {"start": 14816.12, "end": 14818.12, "text": " Oh, it is"}, {"start": 14818.44, "end": 14819.720000000001, "text": " I don't know where it is. Oh my god."}, {"start": 14819.720000000001, "end": 14821.0, "text": " China's on the right, bro."}, {"start": 14821.0, "end": 14822.16, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 14822.16, "end": 14823.0, "text": " I don't know where it is."}, {"start": 14823.0, "end": 14824.960000000001, "text": " China's on the right. Are you trolling?"}, {"start": 14824.960000000001, "end": 14826.44, "text": " I don't know where it is!"}, {"start": 14826.44, "end": 14827.44, "text": " I don't know where it is!"}, {"start": 14827.44, "end": 14828.380000000001, "text": " You don't know where China is!"}, {"start": 14828.380000000001, "end": 14830.16, "text": " Okay, first of all, China's wrong!"}, {"start": 14830.16, "end": 14831.08, "text": " It's fucking tricky!"}, {"start": 14831.08, "end": 14832.92, "text": " Second of all, why would you know where China is?"}, {"start": 14832.92, "end": 14834.92, "text": " What if it played its nations on Earth?"}, {"start": 14836.2, "end": 14837.04, "text": " I'm not playing with you, bro."}, {"start": 14837.04, "end": 14837.880000000001, "text": " This is disrespectful."}, {"start": 14837.880000000001, "end": 14839.2, "text": " I'm not playing with you."}, {"start": 14839.2, "end": 14840.04, "text": " I'm not playing with you, bro."}, {"start": 14840.04, "end": 14840.880000000001, "text": " I'm not playing with you, bro."}, {"start": 14840.880000000001, "end": 14841.720000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 14841.720000000001, "end": 14843.640000000001, "text": " Do you only know the United States, bro?"}, {"start": 14843.640000000001, "end": 14845.28, "text": " Yes, yes, I'm learning, brother."}, {"start": 14845.28, "end": 14846.12, "text": " But you don't!"}, {"start": 14848.44, "end": 14850.44, "text": " It's like 500 kilometers, bro"}, {"start": 14853.480000000001, "end": 14856.44, "text": " Welcome to the youtube video bribe and hustling you it's time for the real game"}, {"start": 14857.32, "end": 14859.32, "text": " So you were playing blindfolded or what?"}, {"start": 14859.720000000001, "end": 14863.0, "text": " Yes, this is all a joke. Come on. Stop joking now. Let's go"}, {"start": 14863.720000000001, "end": 14867.800000000001, "text": " Like bro, like if I was an american watching your ass right now, I would be I would move away"}, {"start": 14868.04, "end": 14872.2, "text": " Because you're paying the paying for your education, bro. Shut up. What are they paying for? What are they paying for?"}, {"start": 14873.560000000001, "end": 14876.52, "text": " Oh, this one's dutch. Okay. This is clearly dutch"}, {"start": 14878.44, "end": 14884.04, "text": " I live in the Netherlands and I can confirm this is this is Amsterdam"}, {"start": 14885.04, "end": 14887.04, "text": " Wait, I'm hungry, bro"}, {"start": 14889.560000000001, "end": 14891.560000000001, "text": " It's gotta be on the right side"}, {"start": 14894.16, "end": 14897.44, "text": " I think it's back to back Ronald. I think it's back to back"}, {"start": 14897.44, "end": 14902.44, "text": " Oh my god, it's the view!"}, {"start": 14902.44, "end": 14906.44, "text": " You see dot C H, you see dot C H. So you know the country."}, {"start": 14906.44, "end": 14908.44, "text": " You see Istanbul."}, {"start": 14908.44, "end": 14910.44, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14910.44, "end": 14913.44, "text": " Bro, you did 15 damage, bro."}, {"start": 14913.44, "end": 14916.44, "text": " Good guess, good guess, good guess."}, {"start": 14916.44, "end": 14918.44, "text": " Well, that was good though. I saw Istanbul on a thing."}, {"start": 14918.44, "end": 14920.44, "text": " Yes, yes. And you knew where it was."}, {"start": 14920.44, "end": 14921.44, "text": " This is beautiful."}, {"start": 14921.44, "end": 14923.44, "text": " Oh, I know where this is."}, {"start": 14923.44, "end": 14926.44, "text": " You're done, you're done, you're done, you're done."}, {"start": 14926.44, "end": 14929.44, "text": " I know you're actually... you're a f***ing idiot."}, {"start": 14929.44, "end": 14931.44, "text": " You're actually a f***ing idiot."}, {"start": 14931.44, "end": 14933.44, "text": " Is this Australia? Is this..."}, {"start": 14933.44, "end": 14936.44, "text": " I think it's on chat. I don't know which one it is."}, {"start": 14936.44, "end": 14940.44, "text": " But I think it might be... I don't think it's this one."}, {"start": 14940.44, "end": 14941.44, "text": " Wait, limit 20 tons?"}, {"start": 14941.44, "end": 14943.44, "text": " Actually, yes, I know. I think it's this one."}, {"start": 14943.44, "end": 14946.44, "text": " Is this... what the f***?"}, {"start": 14946.44, "end": 14948.44, "text": " I don't know. Wait, where's the sun?"}, {"start": 14948.44, "end": 14950.44, "text": " Look, now you do the sun track."}, {"start": 14950.44, "end": 14951.44, "text": " No, it doesn't help."}, {"start": 14951.44, "end": 14952.44, "text": " I know where this is."}, {"start": 14952.44, "end": 14953.44, "text": " Oh, b***h."}, {"start": 14953.44, "end": 14954.44, "text": " I know where this is."}, {"start": 14954.44, "end": 14956.44, "text": " Is this Australia? Is this?"}, {"start": 14956.44, "end": 14960.44, "text": " I don't know! I can't even guess! Fuck me, yes!"}, {"start": 14960.44, "end": 14962.44, "text": " What the fuck? Wait."}, {"start": 14962.44, "end": 14964.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14964.44, "end": 14966.44, "text": " Wait, I got it right? I knew it!"}, {"start": 14966.44, "end": 14969.44, "text": " I fucking knew it! I told you guys!"}, {"start": 14969.44, "end": 14974.44, "text": " I told you! I literally, I literally visited that place."}, {"start": 14974.44, "end": 14976.44, "text": " I knew it. I actually knew it. They all were calling me stupid."}, {"start": 14976.44, "end": 14978.44, "text": " Everyone in this channel is calling me stupid."}, {"start": 14978.44, "end": 14980.44, "text": " Stay where we're now."}, {"start": 14980.44, "end": 14982.44, "text": " What did you just do?"}, {"start": 14982.44, "end": 14984.6, "text": " So I literally, because I visited this."}, {"start": 14984.6, "end": 14985.44, "text": " I literally went here."}, {"start": 14985.44, "end": 14988.4, "text": " That's the greatest guest I've ever seen."}, {"start": 14988.4, "end": 14989.24, "text": " That's not luck."}, {"start": 14989.24, "end": 14990.060000000001, "text": " I visited it."}, {"start": 14990.060000000001, "end": 14990.9, "text": " That happened last time."}, {"start": 14990.9, "end": 14992.74, "text": " That literally happened last time, you guys."}, {"start": 14992.74, "end": 14993.980000000001, "text": " You don't know how crazy that is."}, {"start": 14993.980000000001, "end": 14995.32, "text": " You don't know how crazy that is."}, {"start": 14995.32, "end": 14996.880000000001, "text": " You just hustled me."}, {"start": 14996.880000000001, "end": 14998.68, "text": " You just guessed a random item."}, {"start": 14998.68, "end": 14999.74, "text": " I didn't guess."}, {"start": 14999.74, "end": 15000.58, "text": " Okay, so listen."}, {"start": 15000.58, "end": 15002.560000000001, "text": " When I played against Chagorra, I played against,"}, {"start": 15002.560000000001, "end": 15003.960000000001, "text": " I think it was Jinxie."}, {"start": 15003.960000000001, "end": 15005.36, "text": " I played against Jinxie,"}, {"start": 15005.36, "end": 15008.0, "text": " and I instantly knew when it was Honolulu."}, {"start": 15008.0, "end": 15009.08, "text": " Instantly, because I visited it."}, {"start": 15009.08, "end": 15010.24, "text": " And if you know Honolulu."}, {"start": 15010.24, "end": 15011.84, "text": " You visited Honolulu."}, {"start": 15011.84, "end": 15014.6, "text": " Yeah, yeah, anyone in this chat's ever been to Hawaii. It's very easy"}, {"start": 15023.04, "end": 15027.76, "text": " If you ever been to Hawaii bro, it's the easiest thing to like right let's go get one more best"}, {"start": 15027.76, "end": 15031.2, "text": " Better three watching your POV bro. This is insane run. You don't know how crazy"}, {"start": 15031.2, "end": 15035.16, "text": " I know it's crazy. My whole child was saying I'm lying. They were like that's fat that bad bad bad bad"}, {"start": 15035.16, "end": 15037.08, "text": " back back back back back"}, {"start": 15037.08, "end": 15038.76, "text": " Fuck it. That's so fucking"}, {"start": 15038.76, "end": 15042.64, "text": " Jack, cast these strokes cast these strokes Ron. You don't know how crazy that is"}, {"start": 15043.32, "end": 15044.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15044.2, "end": 15046.8, "text": " Was you know, it's crazy. I didn't even move. I knew instantly"}, {"start": 15047.6, "end": 15052.68, "text": " Insta's wound in like you I'm absolutely mind-blown, bro. I'm absolutely mind-blown"}, {"start": 15053.36, "end": 15057.96, "text": " Okay, again again. What the fuck? It's one one, bro. I can't believe how you just did that"}, {"start": 15058.0, "end": 15061.6, "text": " All right, we joined the lobby you got it. I'm gonna press stop game. Here we go"}, {"start": 15061.6, "end": 15066.4, "text": " You just, you're sick bro, you're good, you're good, you're good."}, {"start": 15066.4, "end": 15070.6, "text": " Yeah, finishing is, oh, I know where this is."}, {"start": 15070.6, "end": 15071.6, "text": " It's Bayonee Jersey."}, {"start": 15071.6, "end": 15072.6, "text": " No, it ain't."}, {"start": 15072.6, "end": 15074.6, "text": " You know that meme?"}, {"start": 15074.6, "end": 15075.6, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15075.6, "end": 15082.6, "text": " Uh, probida, probida, a language, uh, is this Spanish?"}, {"start": 15082.6, "end": 15085.6, "text": " What the fuck, it's some Spanish island bro."}, {"start": 15085.6, "end": 15086.6, "text": " Entrada."}, {"start": 15086.6, "end": 15089.6, "text": " Why would they speak Spanish on an island bro, is this Spain?"}, {"start": 15090.28, "end": 15092.28, "text": " Yeah, this is definitely something"}, {"start": 15092.48, "end": 15094.48, "text": " Some goofy ass Adam, bro"}, {"start": 15094.76, "end": 15097.6, "text": " This is interesting. I'm on the water though"}, {"start": 15100.6, "end": 15103.2, "text": " I mean I have to guess somewhere in Europe"}, {"start": 15103.92, "end": 15106.08, "text": " Yeah, you can see the European license plates, I think"}, {"start": 15107.24, "end": 15110.68, "text": " I'm gonna have to guess so yeah, I'm gonna do I'm gonna do Spain on the water"}, {"start": 15119.6, "end": 15121.6, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 15123.48, "end": 15127.76, "text": " Here you go. You're too old. Oh, wait, how old are you again? How old are you?"}, {"start": 15128.76, "end": 15130.2, "text": " 23"}, {"start": 15130.2, "end": 15133.0, "text": " Bro, you're so young like actually how old are you?"}, {"start": 15133.76, "end": 15136.84, "text": " 27 from Ankh cheese Louis. Yes, bro"}, {"start": 15137.52, "end": 15139.52, "text": " Wait, oh, what is this? Oh?"}, {"start": 15139.76, "end": 15141.76, "text": " This is what you call it?"}, {"start": 15142.76, "end": 15144.76, "text": " Fuck is this bro"}, {"start": 15149.6, "end": 15151.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15154.76, "end": 15156.76, "text": " Country do you want to go?"}, {"start": 15159.720000000001, "end": 15164.56, "text": " Oh, I don't fucking know bro just lock something you never look first you never look first bro"}, {"start": 15164.56, "end": 15169.08, "text": " You just got away. Let's talk. Let's talk. Let's talk. I think I know where it is this gave it away"}, {"start": 15169.08, "end": 15171.08, "text": " But I don't know where it is in the map"}, {"start": 15171.52, "end": 15173.52, "text": " Mila dos me go leaders"}, {"start": 15174.52, "end": 15176.6, "text": " This boat is called Ludwig. Oh hell no"}, {"start": 15180.48, "end": 15182.6, "text": " Yeah, bro, I don't fucking know what this looks like"}, {"start": 15185.16, "end": 15188.28, "text": " No, bro, like I'm stuck and I'm stuck in my head. I don't know"}, {"start": 15192.24, "end": 15195.44, "text": " Wait, what wait is it saying chat"}, {"start": 15197.880000000001, "end": 15201.68, "text": " Fast I've been here. I've been here"}, {"start": 15201.68, "end": 15209.54, "text": " you've been there so it's okay yes that means you're right here wait you're in"}, {"start": 15209.54, "end": 15215.300000000001, "text": " the Netherlands right wait I'm stupid as fuck right now I'm stuck I was there I"}, {"start": 15215.300000000001, "end": 15219.800000000001, "text": " was there on vacation which country is it big up wait"}, {"start": 15219.800000000001, "end": 15231.220000000001, "text": " huh oh oh I'm actually our word bro like wait Chad I forgot where I was oh my god"}, {"start": 15232.220000000001, "end": 15237.920000000002, "text": " my stupid well if you're from there I'm gonna guess where you're from and you're"}, {"start": 15237.92, "end": 15239.92, "text": " from"}, {"start": 15243.960000000001, "end": 15246.4, "text": " Oh, it's Buddha past my dream"}, {"start": 15249.92, "end": 15255.64, "text": " Jack actually reading chat. No, I'm not reading. Oh classic. Go ahead. What happened? I'm not cheating like"}, {"start": 15260.56, "end": 15262.72, "text": " You can do the Sun trek here, bro"}, {"start": 15262.720000000001, "end": 15264.720000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 15264.720000000001, "end": 15266.720000000001, "text": " I see horses."}, {"start": 15266.720000000001, "end": 15268.720000000001, "text": " Oh my god Chad, I don't know this one."}, {"start": 15268.720000000001, "end": 15270.720000000001, "text": " Because this is just confusing."}, {"start": 15272.720000000001, "end": 15274.720000000001, "text": " I don't think this is in the United States."}, {"start": 15274.720000000001, "end": 15276.720000000001, "text": " This looks American bro."}, {"start": 15276.720000000001, "end": 15278.720000000001, "text": " Wait, it's not American."}, {"start": 15278.720000000001, "end": 15280.720000000001, "text": " You sure?"}, {"start": 15280.720000000001, "end": 15282.720000000001, "text": " Then it's Australian."}, {"start": 15282.720000000001, "end": 15284.720000000001, "text": " It is American."}, {"start": 15284.720000000001, "end": 15286.720000000001, "text": " It is, it is, it is."}, {"start": 15286.720000000001, "end": 15288.720000000001, "text": " It actually is."}, {"start": 15288.720000000001, "end": 15290.720000000001, "text": " I think I'm from here bro."}, {"start": 15290.720000000001, "end": 15294.960000000001, "text": " I think I'm from here, bro. This is in the Netherlands again, the other service, you know"}, {"start": 15296.720000000001, "end": 15300.960000000001, "text": " Bro, I'm not stupid, but I'm not that stupid. What the fuck wait, why is it actually?"}, {"start": 15301.920000000002, "end": 15303.36, "text": " Santine"}, {"start": 15303.36, "end": 15305.36, "text": " That's a Dutch flag. Am I crazy?"}, {"start": 15305.800000000001, "end": 15308.800000000001, "text": " Mills Road, can I just look up the road or no?"}, {"start": 15310.28, "end": 15311.52, "text": " No"}, {"start": 15311.52, "end": 15317.04, "text": " Wait, it has a UPS truck. Do they have that in Europe or do they have something different?"}, {"start": 15317.760000000002, "end": 15319.760000000002, "text": " Credit debit, bro. This has to be America, bro"}, {"start": 15320.720000000001, "end": 15327.6, "text": " this is America dog there's fucking cows and shit you don't have that in"}, {"start": 15327.6, "end": 15332.840000000002, "text": " America be honest what cows yes oh it's literally answer my question"}, {"start": 15332.840000000002, "end": 15336.720000000001, "text": " number one ingredient burgers bro crispy crunch bro this is fucking America"}, {"start": 15336.720000000001, "end": 15342.400000000001, "text": " bro crispy crunch Chevron this is like burgers or no"}, {"start": 15342.400000000001, "end": 15346.28, "text": " what's your go-to food the overrated road doing eyes of German doing a"}, {"start": 15346.28, "end": 15348.28, "text": " Do not do not. Do not keep up. You have had a dinner kebab, bro?"}, {"start": 15349.28, "end": 15351.28, "text": " No, hold on. I don't know how this is."}, {"start": 15351.28, "end": 15354.28, "text": " Watch her water on the road. I'm gonna have to guess this is like..."}, {"start": 15357.28, "end": 15360.28, "text": " I don't know, bro. I'm gonna have to guess this is Wisconsin, bro."}, {"start": 15360.28, "end": 15363.28, "text": " Wait, when is the tournament, Ron? Do you know?"}, {"start": 15364.28, "end": 15367.28, "text": " What the fuck? We were so off."}, {"start": 15367.28, "end": 15368.28, "text": " Louisiana."}, {"start": 15369.28, "end": 15372.28, "text": " I thought it was north. The tournament is like the end of the month."}, {"start": 15372.28, "end": 15375.28, "text": " Okay, okay. So you have had a tournament, bro."}, {"start": 15375.28, "end": 15382.28, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god. I know where this is. No you don't bro. I don't know where it is on the map. I know these trees"}, {"start": 15382.28, "end": 15389.08, "text": " I know these trees. Say oh god is crazy. I actually think I do. No you don't. I really do"}, {"start": 15389.800000000001, "end": 15391.800000000001, "text": " Okay, look at that"}, {"start": 15392.400000000001, "end": 15394.400000000001, "text": " Dude, I feel like I've seen these trees"}, {"start": 15395.24, "end": 15397.24, "text": " on like"}, {"start": 15397.6, "end": 15398.800000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 15398.800000000001, "end": 15400.800000000001, "text": " Boss boss wait wait"}, {"start": 15402.52, "end": 15404.52, "text": " The question is"}, {"start": 15405.28, "end": 15409.28, "text": " Question is, is it South Africa or America, you're smelling me?"}, {"start": 15409.28, "end": 15412.28, "text": " No, I know where it is. I don't know where it is in the fucking map!"}, {"start": 15412.28, "end": 15415.28, "text": " It has to be this shot. It has to be this. Check this out."}, {"start": 15415.28, "end": 15418.28, "text": " Where is it on the map? I know where it is!"}, {"start": 15418.28, "end": 15420.28, "text": " What are you trying to look? What are you trying to look?"}, {"start": 15421.28, "end": 15422.28, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 15423.28, "end": 15424.28, "text": " It's fucking..."}, {"start": 15424.28, "end": 15425.28, "text": " It's a fucking..."}, {"start": 15425.28, "end": 15426.28, "text": " It's a..."}, {"start": 15426.28, "end": 15427.28, "text": " Yeah, yeah!"}, {"start": 15427.28, "end": 15429.28, "text": " No, I think it's Thailand."}, {"start": 15429.28, "end": 15430.28, "text": " It's Thailand."}, {"start": 15430.28, "end": 15431.28, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15431.28, "end": 15433.28, "text": " I thought it was South America."}, {"start": 15433.28, "end": 15436.36, "text": " I knew Thailand! I knew Thailand! I didn't know where it was!"}, {"start": 15436.36, "end": 15439.12, "text": " Yes, I didn't know where it was. Oh God, I knew it was Thailand."}, {"start": 15439.12, "end": 15441.24, "text": " Oh, now I'm cooked."}, {"start": 15441.24, "end": 15443.24, "text": " I fucking know what you're supposed to do."}, {"start": 15443.24, "end": 15445.24, "text": " Now I'm actually cooked."}, {"start": 15447.24, "end": 15449.24, "text": " Bro, you're actually cooked."}, {"start": 15449.24, "end": 15451.24, "text": " Now I'm actually cooked."}, {"start": 15451.24, "end": 15453.24, "text": " Do the soundtrack, do the soundtrack."}, {"start": 15453.24, "end": 15456.24, "text": " Wait, this is very clear today. It's not America."}, {"start": 15456.24, "end": 15458.24, "text": " It's not America."}, {"start": 15458.24, "end": 15461.24, "text": " No, it's not. Literally, there's a trash can with like..."}, {"start": 15462.199999999999, "end": 15464.199999999999, "text": " That's not America but it could be the Netherlands bro"}, {"start": 15467.24, "end": 15470.28, "text": " What are you feeling right now you're up if it's not America well"}, {"start": 15471.96, "end": 15477.32, "text": " Well, what are these lines I've never seen these lines before on the outside of the road. There's yellow lines"}, {"start": 15478.92, "end": 15482.72, "text": " Ha, I mean, I don't fucking know bro like why I'm"}, {"start": 15483.64, "end": 15485.84, "text": " I'm too fried for this game right now like"}, {"start": 15486.56, "end": 15489.52, "text": " Shicer when could it be here, bro?"}, {"start": 15491.24, "end": 15493.24, "text": " Oh my god, I just lost now. Now I have to make out."}, {"start": 15493.24, "end": 15495.24, "text": " No, you didn't bro. I have no idea bro."}, {"start": 15495.24, "end": 15497.24, "text": " I think I'm full off."}, {"start": 15497.24, "end": 15500.24, "text": " I'm literally just guessing somewhere in Europe."}, {"start": 15500.24, "end": 15502.24, "text": " I'm literally center Europe."}, {"start": 15502.24, "end": 15504.24, "text": " Okay, let's do some both way up."}, {"start": 15504.24, "end": 15506.24, "text": " It is not. Holy shit."}, {"start": 15506.24, "end": 15507.24, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15507.24, "end": 15509.24, "text": " Chad, you guys are question marking me."}, {"start": 15509.24, "end": 15511.24, "text": " I don't know what the fuck you're up to do."}, {"start": 15511.24, "end": 15513.24, "text": " No one in this chat knows what that is."}, {"start": 15513.24, "end": 15515.24, "text": " I was going to tell you bro, we're not going to win."}, {"start": 15515.24, "end": 15516.24, "text": " We're not going to win."}, {"start": 15516.24, "end": 15518.24, "text": " This is beautiful."}, {"start": 15518.24, "end": 15519.24, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 15519.24, "end": 15520.24, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15520.24, "end": 15522.039999999999, "text": " Oh my god, oh, no"}, {"start": 15524.72, "end": 15528.36, "text": " Where is that though, I don't know what that is. I don't know America. No"}, {"start": 15529.08, "end": 15532.44, "text": " Honestly, this is Jack. I'm not even kidding. This is probably right"}, {"start": 15534.96, "end": 15536.96, "text": " I would guess like right around"}, {"start": 15543.48, "end": 15545.48, "text": " Wait, I've been to it. Yeah"}, {"start": 15545.48, "end": 15548.48, "text": " I'm gonna guess like right around here. I don't need Jack's plot."}, {"start": 15548.48, "end": 15549.48, "text": " California. Zack."}, {"start": 15549.48, "end": 15550.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15550.48, "end": 15551.48, "text": " Voss!"}, {"start": 15551.48, "end": 15552.48, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 15552.48, "end": 15553.48, "text": " BANG!"}, {"start": 15553.48, "end": 15554.48, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 15554.48, "end": 15555.48, "text": " Brasso! I knew it!"}, {"start": 15555.48, "end": 15556.48, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 15556.48, "end": 15560.48, "text": " Cause I know California, I live here. I live here."}, {"start": 15560.48, "end": 15561.48, "text": " Dumbass."}, {"start": 15561.48, "end": 15563.48, "text": " How did I just lose?"}, {"start": 15563.48, "end": 15565.48, "text": " You're absolute- how did I just lose?"}, {"start": 15565.48, "end": 15567.48, "text": " Yo, I need to retire."}, {"start": 15567.48, "end": 15568.48, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 15568.48, "end": 15569.48, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15569.48, "end": 15571.48, "text": " You just beat me twice."}, {"start": 15571.48, "end": 15572.48, "text": " Yo, rematch, rematch, rematch."}, {"start": 15572.48, "end": 15573.48, "text": " Alokken, yes."}, {"start": 15573.48, "end": 15574.48, "text": " Let's go again."}, {"start": 15574.48, "end": 15574.98, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15574.98, "end": 15576.48, "text": " You're actually not trashed."}, {"start": 15576.48, "end": 15578.48, "text": " First of three, first of three."}, {"start": 15578.48, "end": 15580.48, "text": " I mean, yeah, so for you it's a match point."}, {"start": 15580.48, "end": 15581.48, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 15581.48, "end": 15582.48, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 15582.48, "end": 15582.98, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 15582.98, "end": 15584.48, "text": " I lock in now, I lock in now."}, {"start": 15584.48, "end": 15586.48, "text": " Okay, now I'm on home truck."}, {"start": 15586.48, "end": 15587.48, "text": " I don't know where they, dude."}, {"start": 15587.48, "end": 15589.48, "text": " See, the thing that fucks me."}, {"start": 15589.48, "end": 15589.98, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 15589.98, "end": 15590.48, "text": " I know what this is."}, {"start": 15590.48, "end": 15591.48, "text": " No, you don't."}, {"start": 15591.48, "end": 15592.48, "text": " No, you don't."}, {"start": 15592.48, "end": 15593.48, "text": " Yes, I do."}, {"start": 15593.48, "end": 15594.48, "text": " Yes, I do."}, {"start": 15594.48, "end": 15595.48, "text": " Look at them."}, {"start": 15595.48, "end": 15596.48, "text": " Look at them."}, {"start": 15596.48, "end": 15597.48, "text": " Look at them."}, {"start": 15597.48, "end": 15598.48, "text": " I know exactly where this is."}, {"start": 15598.48, "end": 15599.48, "text": " It's fucking Netherlands!"}, {"start": 15599.48, "end": 15600.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15600.48, "end": 15601.48, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 15601.48, "end": 15602.48, "text": " Come on, Jesus!"}, {"start": 15602.48, "end": 15603.48, "text": " I thought that was the Autobahn."}, {"start": 15603.48, "end": 15607.08, "text": " No, but we have highways everywhere in Germany, bro. They all look the same."}, {"start": 15607.88, "end": 15611.88, "text": " We have yellow license. This is fucking me. That's home court advantage."}, {"start": 15611.88, "end": 15612.84, "text": " They're all to bum."}, {"start": 15614.84, "end": 15617.08, "text": " What the fuck? Where are we?"}, {"start": 15619.88, "end": 15621.48, "text": " See, this is what fucks me. It's like,"}, {"start": 15624.84, "end": 15628.199999999999, "text": " wait, this plate, I know this plate. This is like Virginia, I think."}, {"start": 15629.24, "end": 15630.76, "text": " Or Philly. Wait, this is Philly."}, {"start": 15630.76, "end": 15636.84, "text": " this is like Pennsylvania is she trying to throw me off no I think this is"}, {"start": 15636.84, "end": 15641.64, "text": " Pennsylvania I'm just gonna guess somewhere I'm gonna guess like yes no"}, {"start": 15641.64, "end": 15646.56, "text": " show I actually need Pennsylvania when it is in the northern hemisphere it is"}, {"start": 15646.56, "end": 15649.0, "text": " America"}, {"start": 15649.72, "end": 15654.68, "text": " I don't know where the fuck Pennsylvania is bro I'm gonna go Atlanta no you're"}, {"start": 15654.68, "end": 15656.68, "text": " Come on come on come on come on come on!"}, {"start": 15656.68, "end": 15657.68, "text": " HAHA!"}, {"start": 15657.68, "end": 15658.68, "text": " UNHOME TERF!"}, {"start": 15658.68, "end": 15659.68, "text": " UNHOME TERF!"}, {"start": 15659.68, "end": 15660.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15660.68, "end": 15662.68, "text": " Oh my god, wait, what?"}, {"start": 15662.68, "end": 15664.68, "text": " That's Louiezy Anna?"}, {"start": 15664.68, "end": 15665.68, "text": " I would've never guessed that."}, {"start": 15665.68, "end": 15666.68, "text": " I just guessed."}, {"start": 15669.68, "end": 15671.68, "text": " I couldn't tell you where we are."}, {"start": 15671.68, "end": 15673.68, "text": " Actually, I think I didn't know where we are."}, {"start": 15675.68, "end": 15676.68, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 15676.68, "end": 15678.68, "text": " I've seen a movie about this."}, {"start": 15678.68, "end": 15680.68, "text": " You can never be overdressed."}, {"start": 15680.68, "end": 15682.68, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 15682.68, "end": 15684.68, "text": " within the one-size-T"}, {"start": 15685.56, "end": 15687.56, "text": " Oh, I know where this is. I actually"}, {"start": 15688.12, "end": 15691.48, "text": " Not it has to be it literally has to be"}, {"start": 15692.36, "end": 15694.960000000001, "text": " I know why I know this fucking language"}, {"start": 15695.76, "end": 15699.84, "text": " I'm not trying to sound weird, but I watched the movie squid games"}, {"start": 15700.64, "end": 15705.32, "text": " No, that's all I'm got all on God all on God. It's literally the same"}, {"start": 15705.960000000001, "end": 15707.960000000001, "text": " Language, is it not pretty sure?"}, {"start": 15709.0, "end": 15710.76, "text": " Chad it is not"}, {"start": 15710.76, "end": 15715.76, "text": " The one that starts with a J right it has to be here wait actually cheating you're actually"}, {"start": 15715.960000000001, "end": 15717.960000000001, "text": " I'm not looking at you. I'm just saying chat"}, {"start": 15718.800000000001, "end": 15723.92, "text": " I'm gonna go Taiwan. Please please please please. No, okay. Yeah, I'm cheating bro. I'm cheating I"}, {"start": 15725.08, "end": 15727.08, "text": " Mean that's obvious. It's literally"}, {"start": 15729.56, "end": 15733.6, "text": " No, I'm not locked. I'm not locked. It can't it can't be North Korea. I don't think"}, {"start": 15734.2, "end": 15736.2, "text": " Can you get North Korea on this or no?"}, {"start": 15737.32, "end": 15739.32, "text": " I don't know actually I think no"}, {"start": 15740.76, "end": 15744.92, "text": " I don't know this language, you probably won't be able to read it, I don't know this language."}, {"start": 15744.92, "end": 15747.76, "text": " If you know the language, why is there like a random poll here?"}, {"start": 15747.76, "end": 15755.76, "text": " See that's the problem, I wish I was more intellectually bro, I don't have like a good bag of like languages, like I don't know languages."}, {"start": 15755.76, "end": 15757.76, "text": " Like are you a..."}, {"start": 15757.76, "end": 15759.76, "text": " Language?"}, {"start": 15759.76, "end": 15761.76, "text": " Of course, of course, of course."}, {"start": 15761.76, "end": 15763.76, "text": " What languages do you know?"}, {"start": 15765.76, "end": 15766.76, "text": " Spanish."}, {"start": 15766.76, "end": 15768.76, "text": " Ooh, good language."}, {"start": 15768.76, "end": 15770.08, "text": " What was that flag? I saw a flag."}, {"start": 15770.08, "end": 15771.4, "text": " You're chopped."}, {"start": 15771.4, "end": 15772.24, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15773.08, "end": 15774.12, "text": " The Los Ortista."}, {"start": 15774.12, "end": 15775.84, "text": " Wait, this is some type of Spanish."}, {"start": 15775.84, "end": 15776.84, "text": " Some type of Spanish."}, {"start": 15776.84, "end": 15777.68, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15778.52, "end": 15781.84, "text": " I think I guess, I think I guess he's gonna know it."}, {"start": 15781.84, "end": 15782.68, "text": " Wait, is it?"}, {"start": 15783.800000000001, "end": 15784.64, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 15786.24, "end": 15788.16, "text": " Let's check."}, {"start": 15788.16, "end": 15790.0, "text": " It's not the one with the P, right?"}, {"start": 15791.72, "end": 15793.56, "text": " Oh, God, how I didn't fuck up."}, {"start": 15793.56, "end": 15798.199999999999, "text": " You gotta look something three seconds one"}, {"start": 15800.92, "end": 15802.92, "text": " Spain is crazy"}, {"start": 15806.76, "end": 15809.64, "text": " Have you ever been to Mexico never not once"}, {"start": 15815.0, "end": 15817.0, "text": " Jane is crazy"}, {"start": 15818.6, "end": 15822.039999999999, "text": " Match point for both run here we go wait, what is this?"}, {"start": 15823.56, "end": 15830.24, "text": " do we have language do we have language I don't see nothing I don't see"}, {"start": 15830.24, "end": 15842.24, "text": " nothing I mean we know the continent oh you gotta imagine I didn't see that"}, {"start": 15842.24, "end": 15849.039999999999, "text": " language I don't know where it is in the map oh my god"}, {"start": 15849.04, "end": 15851.04, "text": " I want it somewhere here."}, {"start": 15852.04, "end": 15855.04, "text": " How did you go from South fucking Africa?"}, {"start": 15855.04, "end": 15857.04, "text": " Wait, we're both so wrong."}, {"start": 15857.04, "end": 15859.04, "text": " Wait, did we just get even?"}, {"start": 15859.04, "end": 15861.04, "text": " Yes, we were both."}, {"start": 15862.04, "end": 15864.04, "text": " I think it's the farthest you can be away from it."}, {"start": 15864.04, "end": 15867.04, "text": " I'm not joking. I think we're going to the farthest away from it."}, {"start": 15871.04, "end": 15873.04, "text": " We were both."}, {"start": 15873.04, "end": 15877.04, "text": " Like, literally, like, the Earth is like 20 kilometers from top to bottom."}, {"start": 15877.04, "end": 15881.36, "text": " top to bottom like I think we were both 20 kilometers away bro 20k no we were"}, {"start": 15881.36, "end": 15886.76, "text": " the furthest away possible I'm not joking what the fuck I actually hate that I"}, {"start": 15886.76, "end": 15892.0, "text": " know this off the back yes you being badass right now yes I just don't know"}, {"start": 15892.0, "end": 15897.02, "text": " what I'm gonna guess I knew this incident because of the color of the"}, {"start": 15897.02, "end": 15907.0, "text": " fucking way I don't know where is it like it's a thousand percent but I don't"}, {"start": 15907.0, "end": 15910.0, "text": " I don't know where and I want to guess the exact spot."}, {"start": 15912.0, "end": 15914.0, "text": " Honestly, what's the most famous?"}, {"start": 15917.0, "end": 15919.0, "text": " Yeah, I'm just gonna guess."}, {"start": 15920.0, "end": 15922.0, "text": " I'm gonna just make a sim, I'm gonna do Bang!"}, {"start": 15922.0, "end": 15923.0, "text": " Like that."}, {"start": 15923.0, "end": 15924.0, "text": " I'm gonna find the most famous, you know?"}, {"start": 15924.0, "end": 15925.0, "text": " What in the hell?"}, {"start": 15925.0, "end": 15926.0, "text": " Please, please, please!"}, {"start": 15926.0, "end": 15927.0, "text": " NOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 15927.0, "end": 15928.0, "text": " I'm your home turf, bro!"}, {"start": 15928.0, "end": 15929.0, "text": " I'm your home turf!"}, {"start": 15929.0, "end": 15930.0, "text": " That's not my home turf, dick!"}, {"start": 15930.0, "end": 15931.0, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 15932.0, "end": 15933.0, "text": " No fuck."}, {"start": 15934.0, "end": 15935.0, "text": " Come on, bro."}, {"start": 15935.0, "end": 15936.0, "text": " It's not my home turf."}, {"start": 15937.0, "end": 15939.0, "text": " She knows those streets"}, {"start": 15954.36, "end": 15956.88, "text": " Okay, this is quite easily on the East Coast"}, {"start": 15958.24, "end": 15960.24, "text": " Thousand percent"}, {"start": 15961.4, "end": 15965.44, "text": " With open arms, I'm not gonna lie East Coast America you're saying"}, {"start": 15967.0, "end": 15969.2, "text": " Thank you sponsors."}, {"start": 15969.2, "end": 15971.32, "text": " Yeah, this is America, it looks."}, {"start": 15971.32, "end": 15973.16, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 15973.16, "end": 15974.56, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 15974.56, "end": 15977.08, "text": " Well, I just have to guess before you find a fucking sign."}, {"start": 15977.08, "end": 15978.0, "text": " Right side or left side?"}, {"start": 15978.0, "end": 15979.0, "text": " I'm going to go here."}, {"start": 15979.0, "end": 15980.0, "text": " Honestly?"}, {"start": 15980.0, "end": 15980.5, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 15983.84, "end": 15984.24, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 15984.24, "end": 15986.36, "text": " I mean, it's definitely, OK, I'm going to just guess,"}, {"start": 15986.36, "end": 15987.88, "text": " like, it's south."}, {"start": 15987.88, "end": 15989.36, "text": " It's 1,000% south."}, {"start": 15989.36, "end": 15989.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15989.86, "end": 15991.28, "text": " Actually, please Kansas!"}, {"start": 15991.28, "end": 15992.64, "text": " Kansas!"}, {"start": 15992.64, "end": 15993.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15993.44, "end": 15995.6, "text": " The only reason it's south is because of how"}, {"start": 15995.6, "end": 15996.72, "text": " bright it is."}, {"start": 15996.720000000001, "end": 16000.960000000001, "text": " Oh fuck, bro clean gas, bro clean gas, palm trees."}, {"start": 16000.960000000001, "end": 16002.28, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 16002.28, "end": 16003.12, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 16003.12, "end": 16004.240000000002, "text": " Oh my God, bro."}, {"start": 16004.240000000002, "end": 16006.320000000002, "text": " Ooh, wait, parking like, I've been here."}, {"start": 16006.320000000002, "end": 16008.12, "text": " I've been here, I've been here, I've been here."}, {"start": 16010.2, "end": 16011.240000000002, "text": " No, you have not."}, {"start": 16011.240000000002, "end": 16012.800000000001, "text": " Yes, I have, yes, I have, yes I have."}, {"start": 16012.800000000001, "end": 16014.44, "text": " The question is where?"}, {"start": 16017.760000000002, "end": 16019.000000000002, "text": " This is not the UK."}, {"start": 16019.000000000002, "end": 16020.12, "text": " I don't think this is the UK."}, {"start": 16020.12, "end": 16021.880000000001, "text": " I don't think it's the UK."}, {"start": 16021.880000000001, "end": 16023.240000000002, "text": " I don't think it's the UK."}, {"start": 16023.240000000002, "end": 16025.080000000002, "text": " Check, could it be this?"}, {"start": 16025.08, "end": 16029.08, "text": " I have a crazy take. Oh my god. I'm making the craziest take ever."}, {"start": 16029.08, "end": 16031.08, "text": " I'm making the craziest guess ever."}, {"start": 16031.08, "end": 16033.08, "text": " I'm making the craziest guess ever."}, {"start": 16033.08, "end": 16035.08, "text": " I have the craziest guess ever."}, {"start": 16035.08, "end": 16037.08, "text": " I dare ask a minute."}, {"start": 16037.08, "end": 16039.08, "text": " I'm a crazier. Should I go crazier?"}, {"start": 16039.08, "end": 16041.08, "text": " Do it. Do it. Minus."}, {"start": 16041.08, "end": 16043.08, "text": " Minus. I'm thinking of Luxembourg, bro."}, {"start": 16043.08, "end": 16045.08, "text": " Because it's French."}, {"start": 16045.08, "end": 16047.08, "text": " Question is, is it also Luxembourg?"}, {"start": 16047.08, "end": 16050.08, "text": " Chad, I've been here. I actually think it's this."}, {"start": 16050.08, "end": 16052.08, "text": " It's kind of Luxembourg. Look at the sign, bro."}, {"start": 16052.08, "end": 16054.08, "text": " It's some Luxembourg type shit."}, {"start": 16054.08, "end": 16061.28, "text": " Bro it's fucking it's fucking French. What's it's Chrysler? That's Paris. I see it was fun playing"}, {"start": 16069.4, "end": 16075.56, "text": " Well, I can't believe that one round when we were both away like literally on the on the different side of earth like that was insane"}, {"start": 16075.56, "end": 16079.4, "text": " I don't know. I think we're both cooking the tourney. I'm not gonna lie bro. Like you're chopped. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 16080.28, "end": 16081.8, "text": " Actually"}, {"start": 16081.800000000001, "end": 16088.900000000001, "text": " Wait, you want me one lazy or three two no way it's three two for me wait. It's not wait Chad wait. I didn't win a single one"}, {"start": 16090.880000000001, "end": 16092.880000000001, "text": " It's two two"}, {"start": 16098.04, "end": 16100.04, "text": " Okay, here we go"}, {"start": 16100.04, "end": 16102.560000000001, "text": " Wait, no, I think you did what I think one of my laws so quick"}, {"start": 16105.160000000002, "end": 16108.6, "text": " Are you in are you in yeah, we're for the road though. I'm not I"}, {"start": 16108.6, "end": 16110.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16110.6, "end": 16111.960000000001, "text": " Don't know where this is"}, {"start": 16111.960000000001, "end": 16114.800000000001, "text": " It's like what do you do for tournament day here? Like what do you do?"}, {"start": 16115.44, "end": 16121.880000000001, "text": " I don't know where this is. I asked you sir. This is I think this is I actually do think this is"}, {"start": 16124.44, "end": 16131.08, "text": " Wait, it is America look at the license plate is it America? Oh my god, I'm an idiot. I don't call me dot com"}, {"start": 16132.28, "end": 16134.28, "text": " Wait, I call"}, {"start": 16134.28, "end": 16140.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, it is just choosing random things"}, {"start": 16142.08, "end": 16147.2, "text": " Yo, Rob, you live there, bro. You live there. Hi. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, hey, hey, Washington"}, {"start": 16147.2, "end": 16150.12, "text": " Isn't that correct me for wrong? Isn't that your fucking capital, bro?"}, {"start": 16150.12, "end": 16155.720000000001, "text": " How do you not know what Washington is who the fuck goes to Washington? It's your capital, bro"}, {"start": 16156.320000000002, "end": 16161.92, "text": " No, that's like where Seattle is bro. That's right. That's where your presence. I think living right now"}, {"start": 16161.92, "end": 16170.68, "text": " Miranda fucking cost girls like I don't know no no no fuck is this though this is"}, {"start": 16170.68, "end": 16180.88, "text": " beautiful nay nay this looks like Marlins home bro why is the yellow"}, {"start": 16180.88, "end": 16185.68, "text": " license plates but it looks like that yeah I was a flag please"}, {"start": 16185.68, "end": 16189.68, "text": " Spellblats. Spellblats. Wait, Spellblats!"}, {"start": 16189.68, "end": 16194.68, "text": " Yeah. Wait, what does that tell me? Come on, I'll give you a hint."}, {"start": 16194.68, "end": 16197.68, "text": " I don't know. I have no idea. Alright, well I gotta get Germany now."}, {"start": 16197.68, "end": 16200.68, "text": " I want another one. No, it's not Germany, I can tell you that."}, {"start": 16200.68, "end": 16202.68, "text": " But it is the German word. It's Austria, bro."}, {"start": 16202.68, "end": 16204.68, "text": " Is it Austria? Please be Austria. Niiiine!"}, {"start": 16204.68, "end": 16209.68, "text": " Luxemburg! That's from Roblox, though."}, {"start": 16209.68, "end": 16211.68, "text": " What? Bro, they speak German?"}, {"start": 16211.68, "end": 16218.16, "text": " German the it's people at the maximum speed button playground bro okay wait do we get"}, {"start": 16218.16, "end": 16225.82, "text": " shown the exact same thing yes we spawned same point but I was rocking wrong"}, {"start": 16225.82, "end": 16233.720000000001, "text": " direction you first one this is cherry hill it's gotta be somewhere right everything"}, {"start": 16233.720000000001, "end": 16238.68, "text": " is blurred bro like bro I don't fucking know I know where this is I don't"}, {"start": 16238.68, "end": 16240.68, "text": " I don't know what part, that's the one that I'm doing."}, {"start": 16240.68, "end": 16242.68, "text": " And if I get it wrong, I'm cooked. I'm gonna get banned."}, {"start": 16243.68, "end": 16244.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16245.68, "end": 16246.68, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 16247.68, "end": 16248.68, "text": " Wait a second."}, {"start": 16248.68, "end": 16251.68, "text": " Okay, I can make a really crazy call, but like..."}, {"start": 16251.68, "end": 16253.68, "text": " Don't focus this language, bro."}, {"start": 16253.68, "end": 16255.68, "text": " Umodugu. Umodugu, va?"}, {"start": 16255.68, "end": 16256.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16256.68, "end": 16257.68, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 16257.68, "end": 16258.68, "text": " I'm just reading."}, {"start": 16259.68, "end": 16260.68, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 16260.68, "end": 16262.68, "text": " Okay, well, I think I know where it is."}, {"start": 16263.68, "end": 16265.68, "text": " I don't know what part though, that's the thing."}, {"start": 16265.68, "end": 16266.68, "text": " I think here."}, {"start": 16266.68, "end": 16269.68, "text": " Yeah, I gotta make a guess."}, {"start": 16269.68, "end": 16272.68, "text": " Oh, hold on, no."}, {"start": 16272.68, "end": 16274.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16274.68, "end": 16276.68, "text": " We both guessed same."}, {"start": 16276.68, "end": 16278.68, "text": " Okay, not bad, not bad."}, {"start": 16278.68, "end": 16280.68, "text": " Rwanda, Rwanda."}, {"start": 16280.68, "end": 16281.68, "text": " Your house is too much damage."}, {"start": 16281.68, "end": 16283.68, "text": " Damn, Africa is huge."}, {"start": 16283.68, "end": 16285.68, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 16285.68, "end": 16287.68, "text": " I didn't know that."}, {"start": 16287.68, "end": 16289.68, "text": " Is that my burger?"}, {"start": 16289.68, "end": 16291.68, "text": " Yes, you are."}, {"start": 16291.68, "end": 16295.68, "text": " Okay, so this is clear as day Europe."}, {"start": 16295.68, "end": 16299.68, "text": " I don't know what part of Europe is this. There's a volcano right there."}, {"start": 16299.68, "end": 16301.68, "text": " Could be this."}, {"start": 16303.68, "end": 16307.68, "text": " Dude, I hate going against you because you know Europe. It's so unfair."}, {"start": 16307.68, "end": 16311.68, "text": " Wait. No bro, like, you was vastly different."}, {"start": 16313.68, "end": 16315.68, "text": " You have a flag?"}, {"start": 16315.68, "end": 16319.68, "text": " No. They're plates though."}, {"start": 16319.68, "end": 16324.68, "text": " I mean, that's just here, no?"}, {"start": 16324.68, "end": 16329.68, "text": " This is Europe. I don't know what part of it is."}, {"start": 16329.68, "end": 16332.68, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 16332.68, "end": 16337.68, "text": " I mean, I have to get somewhere in Europe."}, {"start": 16337.68, "end": 16340.68, "text": " Yeah, yeah, you're close. You're close."}, {"start": 16340.68, "end": 16342.68, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 16342.68, "end": 16345.68, "text": " Oh, Scheisse, huh? You may actually win. No, no, no."}, {"start": 16345.68, "end": 16347.68, "text": " No no no! Okay!"}, {"start": 16349.68, "end": 16351.68, "text": " Oh hell no!"}, {"start": 16351.68, "end": 16353.68, "text": " Oh hell no! Why did you change last second?"}, {"start": 16353.68, "end": 16355.68, "text": " I didn't. Because I was looking for it."}, {"start": 16355.68, "end": 16357.68, "text": " I don't know the map like you do bro."}, {"start": 16357.68, "end": 16359.68, "text": " The map, the same format bro."}, {"start": 16359.68, "end": 16361.68, "text": " This map hasn't changed bro."}, {"start": 16361.68, "end": 16363.68, "text": " Okay okay okay! I know where this is!"}, {"start": 16363.68, "end": 16365.68, "text": " I know where this is! I know where this is!"}, {"start": 16365.68, "end": 16367.68, "text": " I don't know the map like it starts to."}, {"start": 16367.68, "end": 16369.68, "text": " I can't hold it in angle bro."}, {"start": 16369.68, "end": 16371.68, "text": " K, cool."}, {"start": 16371.68, "end": 16373.68, "text": " Okay I'm not kidding chat."}, {"start": 16373.68, "end": 16380.300000000001, "text": " give away one my soul I'm just looking for one certain thing here"}, {"start": 16380.300000000001, "end": 16386.420000000002, "text": " fuck is this bro is this America bro no it's not yes it is bro no it's not"}, {"start": 16386.420000000002, "end": 16390.5, "text": " it tells not America because it says said turn they spelled it century oh my"}, {"start": 16390.5, "end": 16391.5, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 16391.5, "end": 16392.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16392.5, "end": 16394.5, "text": " Yeah, you're trapped."}, {"start": 16395.5, "end": 16396.5, "text": " No."}, {"start": 16396.5, "end": 16397.5, "text": " Yes, you are."}, {"start": 16397.5, "end": 16399.5, "text": " Oh! Oh! Oh!"}, {"start": 16399.5, "end": 16400.5, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 16400.5, "end": 16401.5, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 16401.5, "end": 16402.5, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 16404.5, "end": 16405.5, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16405.5, "end": 16406.5, "text": " Don't be born!"}, {"start": 16406.5, "end": 16407.5, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 16407.5, "end": 16408.5, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16408.5, "end": 16409.5, "text": " Fucking Brisbane, bro."}, {"start": 16409.5, "end": 16410.5, "text": " Why is it Brisbane?"}, {"start": 16410.5, "end": 16413.5, "text": " Bro, I could have killed you right there if it was Melbourne."}, {"start": 16413.5, "end": 16414.5, "text": " Why the middle of Australia?"}, {"start": 16414.5, "end": 16415.5, "text": " You want to take all you in the middle of Australia?"}, {"start": 16415.5, "end": 16416.5, "text": " It's nothing."}, {"start": 16416.5, "end": 16417.5, "text": " It's like going middle of Canada."}, {"start": 16417.5, "end": 16419.5, "text": " Like you went to the big cities."}, {"start": 16419.5, "end": 16425.18, "text": " now you know now you know thank you boss thank you thank you thank you oh this is uh"}, {"start": 16428.46, "end": 16432.7, "text": " i go middle check because i thought it's safe my bad fair that's a hatch that's a hatch good hatch"}, {"start": 16434.86, "end": 16440.78, "text": " uh this is europe yeah obviously but we'll look for come on show me that sign show me that sign"}, {"start": 16441.34, "end": 16447.98, "text": " i think this might okay i'm not gonna lie i'm gonna make it educated yes here i've never seen this"}, {"start": 16447.98, "end": 16455.82, "text": " That is not that is not the UK it says Sun right there, okay, so that is"}, {"start": 16458.579999999998, "end": 16460.579999999998, "text": " That's"}, {"start": 16461.06, "end": 16464.14, "text": " Oh, just show me a flag roll like that's not UK"}, {"start": 16465.62, "end": 16468.66, "text": " Which one I don't think we're even close. I don't think it was close"}, {"start": 16469.66, "end": 16471.66, "text": " Make it educated get"}, {"start": 16472.26, "end": 16474.18, "text": " Do I had you bro?"}, {"start": 16474.18, "end": 16478.22, "text": " He's gonna go something crazy Europe shut up. Please please please please please please"}, {"start": 16496.82, "end": 16502.06, "text": " What an educated guest bro that ass holy shit, it's not too too chat"}, {"start": 16502.06, "end": 16507.9, "text": " I GG bro GG little bro nice try nice try I go study a little bit okay good luck"}, {"start": 16507.9, "end": 16514.18, "text": " bro good luck good luck run best of luck when are you gonna be in Europe bro I'm"}, {"start": 16514.18, "end": 16519.300000000003, "text": " supposed to go to London next week and then I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go ex-UC"}, {"start": 16519.300000000003, "end": 16523.140000000003, "text": " to Germany and then after I think we're gonna piss off at your house now and"}, {"start": 16523.140000000003, "end": 16527.460000000003, "text": " my house is crazy but we can we can we can get up somewhere no no no not at"}, {"start": 16527.460000000003, "end": 16531.34, "text": " the house bro no no no no I'm scared of leaking you know we could just we"}, {"start": 16531.34, "end": 16533.14, "text": " You can just welcome all of our viewers to your house."}, {"start": 16533.14, "end": 16535.82, "text": " No, bro, please don't."}, {"start": 16535.82, "end": 16537.58, "text": " But we got to link up somehow."}, {"start": 16537.58, "end": 16539.1, "text": " Like, I'm done."}, {"start": 16539.1, "end": 16540.66, "text": " All right, run."}, {"start": 16540.66, "end": 16541.78, "text": " I love you, bro."}, {"start": 16541.78, "end": 16542.28, "text": " Love, bro."}, {"start": 16542.28, "end": 16543.5, "text": " Save flight, save trip."}, {"start": 16543.5, "end": 16544.62, "text": " Peace out, peace out."}, {"start": 16544.62, "end": 16546.06, "text": " And you will finally see this mirror, bro."}, {"start": 16546.06, "end": 16547.1, "text": " Peace, peace, peace."}, {"start": 16547.1, "end": 16547.74, "text": " Peace out, bro."}, {"start": 16547.74, "end": 16549.5, "text": " Enjoy the rest of your stream, peace."}, {"start": 16549.5, "end": 16550.1, "text": " W, run."}, {"start": 16550.1, "end": 16550.46, "text": " All right, boys."}, {"start": 16550.46, "end": 16550.78, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 16550.78, "end": 16551.86, "text": " Make me laugh with 100 bucks."}, {"start": 16551.86, "end": 16552.420000000002, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 16552.420000000002, "end": 16553.9, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 16553.9, "end": 16555.9, "text": " Just quickly have to get the dirty work done."}, {"start": 16555.9, "end": 16556.54, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 16556.54, "end": 16557.02, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 16557.02, "end": 16557.5, "text": " All right, boys."}, {"start": 16557.5, "end": 16557.9, "text": " Listen, bro."}, {"start": 16557.9, "end": 16558.54, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 16558.54, "end": 16560.22, "text": " What counts as a laugh?"}, {"start": 16560.22, "end": 16564.780000000002, "text": " laughing out loud right now I'm not in a funny mood I'm not gonna lie this could"}, {"start": 16564.780000000002, "end": 16570.940000000002, "text": " be a segment where you guys think so he's just like what like is he like is"}, {"start": 16570.940000000002, "end": 16574.38, "text": " he broke like he's actually for the for its whole life he's not trying to laugh"}, {"start": 16574.38, "end": 16578.34, "text": " right now but right now I'm sleep deprived a little bit my sleeping"}, {"start": 16578.34, "end": 16583.300000000003, "text": " schedule is completely cooked I'm already on a four-hour shift at at"}, {"start": 16583.300000000003, "end": 16589.5, "text": " work um right now I'm not in a funny mood bro all right I will turn on my"}, {"start": 16589.5, "end": 16600.18, "text": " heart rate. And again what counts as a laugh? What? Stuff like that. When I go, when I"}, {"start": 16600.18, "end": 16605.7, "text": " go, that shit don't count bro. That shit don't count, okay? I have to laugh out, my"}, {"start": 16605.7, "end": 16611.62, "text": " mouth has to be open, okay? I have to for real, for real laugh. Here we go."}, {"start": 16611.62, "end": 16613.62, "text": " That's"}, {"start": 16615.539999999997, "end": 16619.1, "text": " Am I a joke to you how is there no Europe"}, {"start": 16622.539999999997, "end": 16624.539999999997, "text": " How is there no Europe"}, {"start": 16626.46, "end": 16632.16, "text": " Yo, why do they have a lobby ready bro, wait, why is there a lobby called only bro? Why is it tacked offensive?"}, {"start": 16632.579999999998, "end": 16638.46, "text": " Wait, why is it tacked offensive, bro? Check. Can I create my own one or no my own lobby? Yeah, you're okay"}, {"start": 16638.46, "end": 16644.1, "text": " I've never played this game. I've just watched GenC do it, bro, and it seemed like fun"}, {"start": 16646.34, "end": 16648.34, "text": " Potentially sometimes not"}, {"start": 16650.14, "end": 16654.46, "text": " Can I do my own lobby or no chat also much each trial, please cozy"}, {"start": 16657.899999999998, "end": 16664.14, "text": " Yes, okay, let me start my own one chat. Let me start my own over a second. It's not gonna leak my shell, right?"}, {"start": 16668.46, "end": 16670.46, "text": " make me laugh"}, {"start": 16670.46, "end": 16673.46, "text": " okay here we go room type comedy blah blah blah"}, {"start": 16679.46, "end": 16681.46, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 16685.46, "end": 16687.46, "text": " let's go"}, {"start": 16688.46, "end": 16690.46, "text": " alright here we go chat"}, {"start": 16690.46, "end": 16691.46, "text": " here we go chat"}, {"start": 16691.46, "end": 16692.46, "text": " wow"}, {"start": 16692.46, "end": 16693.46, "text": " hello"}, {"start": 16693.46, "end": 16696.46, "text": " alright boys make me laugh when 100 euros"}, {"start": 16696.46, "end": 16697.46, "text": " here we go"}, {"start": 16697.46, "end": 16704.82, "text": " Yo, honey, yo, honey, bro, yo, make me laugh when 100 euros bro"}, {"start": 16706.02, "end": 16714.02, "text": " Okay, bro. First of all, can you unbend me bro? Please bro. I send out sleep and I go man, bro, please"}, {"start": 16715.14, "end": 16718.82, "text": " Absolutely. No, bro. You got a joke or no, no, you got a joke or no?"}, {"start": 16718.82, "end": 16724.82, "text": " I think it's wrong! I think it's wrong! Please!"}, {"start": 16724.82, "end": 16730.82, "text": " Alright. Yo, what's up, holy people? So what kind of limits do we have?"}, {"start": 16730.82, "end": 16736.82, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, one second. Yo, wait, wait, wait, that doesn't count. Wait a second,"}, {"start": 16736.82, "end": 16740.82, "text": " wait a second. I was in my settings. I was laughing at the settings. Wait a second,"}, {"start": 16740.82, "end": 16746.82, "text": " wait a second. How do I? Chill, bro. No, I'm not chill. Yo, bro, I'm trying"}, {"start": 16746.82, "end": 16753.82, "text": " I was laughing at the settings. Give me a second. How do I turn on open mic?"}, {"start": 16753.82, "end": 16756.82, "text": " How do I turn on open mic?"}, {"start": 16756.82, "end": 16759.82, "text": " How do I turn on open mic, bro?"}, {"start": 16759.82, "end": 16761.82, "text": " Turn on open mic, bro."}, {"start": 16761.82, "end": 16765.82, "text": " Yo, how do I turn on open mic?"}, {"start": 16765.82, "end": 16767.82, "text": " Okay, only people."}, {"start": 16767.82, "end": 16771.82, "text": " You can pay me after the show."}, {"start": 16771.82, "end": 16774.22, "text": " you know you brought you didn't make me laugh bro here we go"}, {"start": 16774.22, "end": 16777.66, "text": " yo make me laugh when a hundred bucks here we go bro now we're back now we're back"}, {"start": 16779.34, "end": 16786.22, "text": " okay so there's no limits right there's no limit i mean the team terms of service okay"}, {"start": 16786.22, "end": 16791.42, "text": " twitch has a service here we go then make me laugh okay so so for how popular rifles are in"}, {"start": 16791.42, "end": 16796.22, "text": " games have you ever wondered why they have about 30 rounds in their magazines"}, {"start": 16796.22, "end": 16798.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16799.18, "end": 16801.18, "text": " Haven't wondered no, why"}, {"start": 16802.100000000002, "end": 16805.620000000003, "text": " Because that's the average number of students in an American classroom"}, {"start": 16806.460000000003, "end": 16807.960000000003, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 16807.960000000003, "end": 16813.940000000002, "text": " Okay, I have not laughed at a show bro on everything. I did not laugh at a show bro. That is offensive, and I don't condone bro"}, {"start": 16813.940000000002, "end": 16815.440000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 16815.440000000002, "end": 16816.86, "text": " Okay, thanks"}, {"start": 16816.86, "end": 16821.54, "text": " All right, so I have a little story from a few years ago back in 2023"}, {"start": 16821.54, "end": 16826.9, "text": " You know I was I was just starting to get into watching the stream and I was like"}, {"start": 16827.34, "end": 16832.36, "text": " Let me show my appreciation. You know, I said I was like, let me let me donate some of my money"}, {"start": 16832.36, "end": 16834.36, "text": " Well, I was a struggling"}, {"start": 16834.780000000002, "end": 16838.3, "text": " Student 17 years old and I was like, okay. Let me let me send"}, {"start": 16839.46, "end": 16842.780000000002, "text": " $15 over there and and send over a nice message"}, {"start": 16843.420000000002, "end": 16845.02, "text": " owner then"}, {"start": 16845.02, "end": 16850.34, "text": " The message popped on to screen the screen. He grabbed his headset. He said shut up"}, {"start": 16851.54, "end": 16857.54, "text": " He closed the alert and he... he just left me hanging."}, {"start": 16857.54, "end": 16860.5, "text": " You put the cricket noises bro, the cricket noises almost got me yo"}, {"start": 16860.5, "end": 16862.96, "text": " bro what are you talking about yo bro."}, {"start": 16862.96, "end": 16866.02, "text": " This is not like this is not story time bro make me laugh bro."}, {"start": 16866.02, "end": 16867.7, "text": " He stopped bro I'm sorry bro."}, {"start": 16867.7, "end": 16871.14, "text": " Yo was good man yo bro."}, {"start": 16871.14, "end": 16872.36, "text": " Yo all night."}, {"start": 16872.36, "end": 16874.08, "text": " Yo was good man yo bro."}, {"start": 16874.08, "end": 16875.64, "text": " Yo was good man yo bro."}, {"start": 16875.64, "end": 16879.58, "text": " What do you call therapy cope and regret?"}, {"start": 16879.58, "end": 16881.58, "text": " I don't know what do you call it?"}, {"start": 16881.58, "end": 16882.58, "text": " I don't know what do you call it?"}, {"start": 16882.58, "end": 16883.58, "text": " You're Mac 10"}, {"start": 16885.58, "end": 16888.58, "text": " What's the difference between Mark and a priest?"}, {"start": 16889.58, "end": 16891.58, "text": " A priest doesn't touch kids"}, {"start": 16896.58, "end": 16897.58, "text": " Alright guys"}, {"start": 16897.58, "end": 16898.58, "text": " No no no no"}, {"start": 16898.58, "end": 16899.58, "text": " Before you continue bro"}, {"start": 16899.58, "end": 16900.58, "text": " Quick announcement"}, {"start": 16900.58, "end": 16901.58, "text": " None of that shit ok"}, {"start": 16901.58, "end": 16902.58, "text": " What you just heard bro"}, {"start": 16902.58, "end": 16903.58, "text": " You're gonna get banned from the room"}, {"start": 16903.58, "end": 16904.58, "text": " You're gonna get banned from the check"}, {"start": 16904.58, "end": 16905.58, "text": " You're gonna get banned from the fucking game"}, {"start": 16905.58, "end": 16906.58, "text": " Alright don't do that shit bro"}, {"start": 16906.58, "end": 16907.58, "text": " Make me laugh for 100 bucks"}, {"start": 16907.58, "end": 16910.260000000002, "text": " 100 bucks this job you're not going to get me with a racer ship"}, {"start": 16910.260000000002, "end": 16914.260000000002, "text": " because I ain't a racer, all right blubbery fish bro make me laugh"}, {"start": 16914.260000000002, "end": 16922.18, "text": " 100 bucks bro let's go hello so so my joke is where the door"}, {"start": 16922.18, "end": 16945.78, "text": " Where does Darth Vader buy his shoes from the Darth Maul we just had that joke."}, {"start": 16945.78, "end": 16947.78, "text": " All right, yes."}, {"start": 16947.78, "end": 16948.28, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 16952.28, "end": 16956.079999999998, "text": " Why do Germans and French keep on making great neighbors?"}, {"start": 16956.079999999998, "end": 16961.539999999997, "text": " Because one brings the order, and the other brings the wealth."}, {"start": 16961.539999999997, "end": 16962.039999999997, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16965.039999999997, "end": 16966.32, "text": " Hey, man, fuck you, bro."}, {"start": 16970.12, "end": 16972.239999999998, "text": " Come on, boys."}, {"start": 16972.239999999998, "end": 16973.12, "text": " No one wants to."}, {"start": 16973.12, "end": 16974.36, "text": " Yo, I didn't laugh at the joke, bro."}, {"start": 16974.36, "end": 16975.48, "text": " No one wants to go on stage."}, {"start": 16975.48, "end": 16981.44, "text": " Hello mr. Mark your brother what's go bro"}, {"start": 16990.399999999998, "end": 16992.38, "text": " Why did the clock take the map, I don't know why"}, {"start": 16996.32, "end": 16998.32, "text": " Why did the car take the map, I don't know bro why"}, {"start": 16998.32, "end": 17003.32, "text": " It was tired."}, {"start": 17003.32, "end": 17018.32, "text": " I can't do this bro, I can't do this bro, I can't do this bro, on everything bro, this"}, {"start": 17018.32, "end": 17020.32, "text": " game is not for me bro."}, {"start": 17020.32, "end": 17022.32, "text": " What do you mean 100?"}, {"start": 17022.32, "end": 17024.32, "text": " 100 for what?"}, {"start": 17024.32, "end": 17026.32, "text": " Which guy do you think I scam bro?"}, {"start": 17028.88, "end": 17035.62, "text": " Yo lowkey if I scammed anyone it will be the first guy who said what are the limits"}, {"start": 17040.48, "end": 17042.48, "text": " Like what like how racist can I be?"}, {"start": 17044.0, "end": 17047.8, "text": " Dude clip queue what do you mean? I bet send me the link then"}, {"start": 17049.64, "end": 17051.32, "text": " No, bro"}, {"start": 17051.32, "end": 17055.239999999998, "text": " No, bro. Yeah, we have to do this on discord though. We have to do some discord"}, {"start": 17055.239999999998, "end": 17059.68, "text": " I don't like when it's voice only call me nuts. We have to do type one of you agree, bro. Um"}, {"start": 17061.92, "end": 17066.16, "text": " Clearly we have some funny chairs. We have to we have to"}, {"start": 17066.68, "end": 17070.52, "text": " Alright, so wait am I a scammer if I don't give the first guy before bro"}, {"start": 17070.52, "end": 17073.42, "text": " He was just asking a question. There was no part of his performance was it?"}, {"start": 17074.32, "end": 17077.2, "text": " Bro like one of the limits. What are you talking about, bro?"}, {"start": 17077.2, "end": 17082.62, "text": " bro I didn't even think about laughing like oh my gosh"}, {"start": 17082.86, "end": 17086.280000000002, "text": " Mott's fine as I asked he's getting a hundred bucks he's getting a hundred bucks"}, {"start": 17086.280000000002, "end": 17090.4, "text": " okay he's getting a hundred bucks you win you win find his team bro find his"}, {"start": 17090.4, "end": 17094.48, "text": " team bro before people can scam look in the vote find his team he's gonna get a"}, {"start": 17094.48, "end": 17097.96, "text": " hundred bucks all right well now he will get a hundred bucks I doubted you"}, {"start": 17097.96, "end": 17101.08, "text": " bro but I'm never doing that again bro but I do consider doing it in"}, {"start": 17101.08, "end": 17103.84, "text": " discord bro that could be a vibe no when people turn on their camps or"}, {"start": 17103.84, "end": 17108.24, "text": " something I boys clipped you I don't know why but I got told to do clip to you"}, {"start": 17108.24, "end": 17111.46, "text": " I don't know why here we go put clips in the chat right now I have a quickly"}, {"start": 17111.46, "end": 17115.24, "text": " look out chat today's a short stream though today's a short stream like I"}, {"start": 17115.24, "end": 17122.68, "text": " will I will go soon very soon what is this check I love the our place times"}, {"start": 17122.68, "end": 17131.04, "text": " bro who remembers bro look so Nikita stop Nikita I swear this guy what the"}, {"start": 17131.04, "end": 17134.0, "text": " fuck where's it coming from"}, {"start": 17134.84, "end": 17140.44, "text": " look at that oh my god I googled timer"}, {"start": 17140.44, "end": 17151.04, "text": " I'm fried wait oh my I'm her check I look fresh here no why am I eyes so"}, {"start": 17151.04, "end": 17162.48, "text": " more vivid am I cooked am I fried now why my eyes so open when was this two"}, {"start": 17162.48, "end": 17169.72, "text": " years ago did I get older bro did I get older in these two years the fuck"}, {"start": 17169.72, "end": 17175.920000000002, "text": " why my this clip chat this is the time of shit that makes me laugh it's"}, {"start": 17175.920000000002, "end": 17177.920000000002, "text": " I don't know how to say it."}, {"start": 17177.920000000002, "end": 17179.920000000002, "text": " Nooo."}, {"start": 17179.920000000002, "end": 17181.920000000002, "text": " The focus doesn't work, because I don't have a car."}, {"start": 17181.920000000002, "end": 17183.920000000002, "text": " You look showing a sushi."}, {"start": 17183.920000000002, "end": 17185.920000000002, "text": " That is girl brought him."}, {"start": 17185.920000000002, "end": 17187.920000000002, "text": " Did you buy me some cola?"}, {"start": 17187.920000000002, "end": 17189.920000000002, "text": " And then he says,"}, {"start": 17189.920000000002, "end": 17191.920000000002, "text": " Wait, you also brought me some cola?"}, {"start": 17191.920000000002, "end": 17193.920000000002, "text": " Why did you put it in such a small glass?"}, {"start": 17193.920000000002, "end": 17195.920000000002, "text": " That's not that much."}, {"start": 17195.920000000002, "end": 17197.920000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17197.920000000002, "end": 17199.920000000002, "text": " You can't do it."}, {"start": 17199.920000000002, "end": 17201.920000000002, "text": " You can't do it."}, {"start": 17201.920000000002, "end": 17203.920000000002, "text": " Bro drinks the soy sauce."}, {"start": 17203.920000000002, "end": 17205.920000000002, "text": " Like it's joke"}, {"start": 17210.000000000004, "end": 17212.000000000004, "text": " But why did you give me so little"}, {"start": 17212.52, "end": 17214.84, "text": " I was wondering why it's only a"}, {"start": 17222.120000000003, "end": 17225.68, "text": " No, they said bro. No, it's over what changed the title"}, {"start": 17233.920000000002, "end": 17236.620000000003, "text": " Like I don't know, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I like that!"}, {"start": 17236.620000000003, "end": 17237.820000000003, "text": " Oh my god, that's not a gay either."}, {"start": 17237.820000000003, "end": 17239.120000000003, "text": " I like that! I like that!"}, {"start": 17239.120000000003, "end": 17240.820000000003, "text": " I like that! I like that!"}, {"start": 17240.820000000003, "end": 17241.820000000003, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 17241.820000000003, "end": 17242.820000000003, "text": " Should I build a house?"}, {"start": 17251.820000000003, "end": 17252.52, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 17253.52, "end": 17255.02, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 17260.22, "end": 17262.02, "text": " What is uncrafting?"}, {"start": 17262.02, "end": 17275.420000000002, "text": " I think I'm ready guys. I think I'm ready. I'm not good yet, but I will warm up"}, {"start": 17292.02, "end": 17294.02, "text": " at some point"}, {"start": 17295.54, "end": 17301.46, "text": " Yeah, I mean I said it's like I say I say it's not like it's my friend like a motherfucker like I said as it like"}, {"start": 17301.74, "end": 17303.74, "text": " You're there's no bro. A Chinese"}, {"start": 17304.66, "end": 17306.66, "text": " Individual owns it"}, {"start": 17307.46, "end": 17312.66, "text": " But I always say like you're the show more fucker like this guy like this motherfucker like this bitch ass, you know like bro"}, {"start": 17312.66, "end": 17317.02, "text": " I was just slanging bro. I was just slanging. Yo, why are you recommending a two-hour video, bro?"}, {"start": 17317.02, "end": 17318.66, "text": " Avery is the"}, {"start": 17318.66, "end": 17323.12, "text": " Do I watch the shed everybody always says to watch it if it wasn't right now 10 p.m. I would watch it bro"}, {"start": 17323.24, "end": 17326.36, "text": " Maybe I watch it tomorrow. Do we have shit tomorrow chat? I'm ending stream though"}, {"start": 17326.36, "end": 17329.28, "text": " Do we have shit tomorrow tomorrow or no, bro and be honest?"}, {"start": 17331.48, "end": 17334.4, "text": " By the way chat update Tyler one"}, {"start": 17335.68, "end": 17337.52, "text": " replied"}, {"start": 17337.52, "end": 17342.54, "text": " What I thought was not possible bro Tyler one reply to my DM bro"}, {"start": 17343.16, "end": 17345.4, "text": " I'm reply to my DM, bro"}, {"start": 17345.4, "end": 17350.82, "text": " Um now it just has to have me on discord. You asked me for my discord, but he hasn't added me on discord"}, {"start": 17350.82, "end": 17352.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, so I hope this is not what we stay um"}, {"start": 17353.760000000002, "end": 17355.760000000002, "text": " I want to do some shit with them bro"}, {"start": 17356.36, "end": 17362.16, "text": " Whether it's I think the coolest shit we can do chat call me nuts is some Minecraft shit, bro"}, {"start": 17362.16, "end": 17364.960000000003, "text": " You know what I mean bro some Minecraft bro"}, {"start": 17366.52, "end": 17370.800000000003, "text": " Again like I was already saying maybe rating basis, bro, that will be a fucking vibe"}, {"start": 17370.8, "end": 17376.94, "text": " How I sometimes do it I would love to tour some shit with with Tyler brother that that will be fucking"}, {"start": 17377.64, "end": 17379.64, "text": " Absolutely awesome short horror. No iPad"}, {"start": 17379.92, "end": 17381.92, "text": " boys, I'll hat to"}, {"start": 17382.44, "end": 17383.84, "text": " bad"}, {"start": 17383.84, "end": 17385.36, "text": " That's a lie"}, {"start": 17385.36, "end": 17391.32, "text": " But I will I found our game 30 minutes a good Minecraft horror map. Wait. Say what I did any Danny?"}, {"start": 17391.32, "end": 17394.399999999998, "text": " I'll play that tomorrow. Okay, Danny tomorrow. We do all types of shit. Okay?"}, {"start": 17394.4, "end": 17401.88, "text": " I found the Finnish guy. Yo, what are the limits? Oh, I don't know boys. I'll see you guys tomorrow"}, {"start": 17402.68, "end": 17404.800000000003, "text": " Thank you for the stream today. Sorry for the weird stream"}, {"start": 17406.0, "end": 17408.82, "text": " Today I went live knowing that we're not gonna do a bunch of stuff"}, {"start": 17409.600000000002, "end": 17412.280000000002, "text": " And we didn't do a bunch of stuff. We just did some random shit, right?"}, {"start": 17413.480000000003, "end": 17416.600000000002, "text": " I hope you still enjoyed it. I hope you still enjoyed it. I'm happy that I went live"}, {"start": 17417.4, "end": 17421.480000000003, "text": " It was a fun stream. Thank you for being here for making it fun without the chat"}, {"start": 17421.48, "end": 17426.399999999998, "text": " It would not be fun without the laws without the car pass. Where will we even be without that, bro?"}, {"start": 17426.399999999998, "end": 17431.76, "text": " I had peace out boys YouTube chat twitch chat. I love you guys. I see you you you laughed at my joke"}, {"start": 17431.76, "end": 17434.8, "text": " Yo, bro, I only laughed at one of the limits, bro"}, {"start": 17435.16, "end": 17438.579999999998, "text": " You win you will get a hundred bucks. The rest is not getting nothing, bro"}, {"start": 17438.579999999998, "end": 17439.48, "text": " Oh hell no"}, {"start": 17439.48, "end": 17444.84, "text": " Why did I put on the hat right money car and I didn't even put it on screen am I fucking stupid?"}, {"start": 17445.36, "end": 17447.36, "text": " It's not even on"}, {"start": 17447.48, "end": 17450.36, "text": " I've been wearing this for an hour. All right, bro"}, {"start": 17450.36, "end": 17455.760000000002, "text": " Oh my gosh. All right boys. Peace out. Peace out. I love you guys. Peace. Peace. Enjoy the morning evening night"}, {"start": 17455.760000000002, "end": 17461.420000000002, "text": " Where are you at peace? And I'll see you guys tomorrow. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Tomorrow's Monday"}, {"start": 17461.9, "end": 17463.9, "text": " Shiesa"}, {"start": 17464.04, "end": 17467.0, "text": " No, just type one of you wish it was Friday tomorrow"}, {"start": 17468.0, "end": 17469.68, "text": " Suka bleat"}, {"start": 17469.68, "end": 17471.68, "text": " Wait, when do you have to wake up tomorrow?"}, {"start": 17471.84, "end": 17477.72, "text": " And I'm not doing this to look like like to be like a dick, but I just want to show like like you're not in there"}, {"start": 17477.72, "end": 17479.4, "text": " you're not in the"}, {"start": 17479.4, "end": 17483.920000000002, "text": " Only boat like look like there's a lot of people like everybody has to you know for him"}, {"start": 17484.68, "end": 17491.0, "text": " Half past a half nine. Okay, 830 6 a.m. 5 a.m. 5 a.m. 7 a.m. 9 a.m"}, {"start": 17492.280000000002, "end": 17494.280000000002, "text": " Wait, why everyone at 6?"}, {"start": 17495.600000000002, "end": 17501.24, "text": " Is it called why everyone's so early chat can I ask why everyone at 6 is cool"}, {"start": 17502.84, "end": 17506.32, "text": " When I was in high school, I had to wake up I woke up at 6 30"}, {"start": 17506.32, "end": 17511.0, "text": " But only because I was taking a bath every morning my mom was crashing out at me like instead of taking a shower"}, {"start": 17511.0, "end": 17516.12, "text": " I was chilling in the bathtub for half an hour. Why so early if you go to school six do you live in Mongolia?"}, {"start": 17516.12, "end": 17518.12, "text": " And you have to like"}, {"start": 17518.12, "end": 17520.12, "text": " Go an hour to school or something or what?"}, {"start": 17520.28, "end": 17522.28, "text": " No shot 2 p.m"}, {"start": 17524.079999999998, "end": 17526.079999999998, "text": " Job at"}, {"start": 17526.079999999998, "end": 17529.0, "text": " 6 bus at 6 30 this early"}, {"start": 17530.36, "end": 17531.88, "text": " Was"}, {"start": 17531.88, "end": 17536.34, "text": " Bro now I realized how good it was that my school was a 30-minute bicycle ride from home, bro"}, {"start": 17536.420000000002, "end": 17540.38, "text": " That's kind of go to bro cycling to school type one of your cycling to school. It's a nice. Oh my god"}, {"start": 17540.38, "end": 17543.38, "text": " It's so much fun with when you got a homey as well, bro"}, {"start": 17544.9, "end": 17549.16, "text": " But yeah, don't be mad at school like waking up early, bro. I wish I could go back. I'm not even joking"}, {"start": 17549.16, "end": 17551.72, "text": " I mean right now. I'm also really really happy"}, {"start": 17551.72, "end": 17555.86, "text": " But school time is a time that you will never have again bro. Call me nuts where you have these few worries"}, {"start": 17556.2, "end": 17558.2, "text": " sometimes I'm with my friends bro with"}, {"start": 17558.2, "end": 17562.46, "text": " some of them work jobs and stuff and we always all of us we always look back"}, {"start": 17562.46, "end": 17565.48, "text": " like your bro this time we will never have again sometimes you just have no"}, {"start": 17565.48, "end": 17568.04, "text": " worries you know because when you get older you have worries sure you can"}, {"start": 17568.04, "end": 17571.24, "text": " say you know he sounds like this and then he's a streamer yes I have way"}, {"start": 17571.24, "end": 17574.760000000002, "text": " less worries but we all have worries when we get grown up right like everyone"}, {"start": 17574.760000000002, "end": 17578.96, "text": " ages everyone starts stuff that's happening right but when you're in"}, {"start": 17578.96, "end": 17583.8, "text": " school bro the only worry is the homework the next day that's kind of"}, {"start": 17583.8, "end": 17587.48, "text": " nice that's kind of nice bro you see your friends every day bro or like"}, {"start": 17587.48, "end": 17591.079999999998, "text": " friends you know like bro like oh my god school is kind of go to school is good"}, {"start": 17591.079999999998, "end": 17594.84, "text": " I didn't like junior as much though but school high school wow wow"}, {"start": 17595.88, "end": 17599.48, "text": " wow and then you always wait for and then you always get hyped for this"}, {"start": 17599.48, "end": 17602.84, "text": " your favorite subject right for me my favorite subject was sports don't say"}, {"start": 17602.84, "end": 17610.12, "text": " of don't say I don't look like it but it was sports of course and fucking sports and biology"}, {"start": 17610.12, "end": 17615.8, "text": " I love the lot bro biology my biology teacher was a boss I loved him so much bro our boys"}, {"start": 17615.8, "end": 17620.96, "text": " Peace out peace out peace out your uncle"}, {"start": 17620.96, "end": 17623.52, "text": " alright I peace boys please"}, {"start": 17623.52, "end": 17625.32, "text": " cuz you're the most easy you guys"}, {"start": 17625.32, "end": 17629.36, "text": " tomorrow I'll be live like"}]}