you
You
out of ten bad sleeping schedule how do I fix my sleeping schedule who figured it
out bro who used to have a good bad sleeping schedule and then fixed it
overnight I was in bad until I don't want to say it I don't want to say it
bro guess guess guess when I left my bad this morning bro oh hell no 1 p.m. I
I wish.
Four, no, not that bad.
I left my bat at fucking 2 PM, bro.
I was awake, not able to sleep until five.
What the fuck, bro?
Because of the chess shit, bro.
Because on Sunday I was awake until like six.
I couldn't sleep, bro, because we won that chat.
We got second, we got second, bro.
But our boy, Jinsi, got fast, bro.
Can't be mad at that.
So I'm super happy with that.
So yeah, bro, I was hyped, I couldn't sleep, bro.
You need an all nighter.
Is this the answer, bro?
On everything, I'm in a weird schedule right now, bro.
I cannot sleep before five.
What the fuck?
You want 20K?
Where's my money?
Your brother from Poland, bro.
Do I look like Jinxie, bro?
Yo, with this profile picture,
you're not getting a dime, bro.
With that PFP, you're not getting a dime, bro.
Why you asking bro listen bro listen today? We may share some money though today. We may share some money though
today, I may
Donate to the chat a little bit. I want to do what Jinxie
Was doing recently bro. It looks hella fun
Make me love win a hundred bugs
You know me bro, you know me usually I dig a lot of stuff, so that's kind of sketchy for me, bro
I don't know if we make a cap and one million we have to stop so but yeah, we're doing that
Maybe later today. Why not bro? I already downloaded the game. It's like comedy now, bro
Why not so already put a maybe get some stuff ready boys? Maybe get some stuff ready only you look jolly today
I'm not jolly today, bro. I fucking let I woke up at two
Completely cooked because my sleeping schedule is in the ass is in the ass and then I was doing my morning routine, right?
I was preparing for my first coffee of the day. This is my second one first coffee already inside my tummy
I was preparing my coffee. I was getting my water. I was making porridge right champions breakfast
We all know putting the oats in the microwave put the fries in the back. I did that shit, bro
I was cutting up my almonds always one handful of almonds every morning and then I open up my fridge
Reaching for the beetroot juice
No beetroot juice to be found bro. I
I walk too little I ask very awesome employee. She was high last week. I was like yo, you got this you got you got
Beetlejuice you have you have who to beat us up. Hey, yeah, you're gonna beat us up
I'll still leave and she said yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We have we have I'm super happy bro
It's like three. I'm trying to go live, but I need my beetroot juice before I go live, bro
And then she goes to the fucking section like here you go here you go and she points at some random smoothie, bro
this is not Beetroot Juice bro I'm so sorry that I was like that ain't the one
I'll go to jumbo thank you very much and then I went to now I actually went to
Albert Hein another supermarket and then they had it but that's why I'm late
bro that's why I'm late but I did have my Beetroot Juice bro I bought all the
remaining bottles of Beetroot Juice bro I bought four bottles all the ones
that were there. I finally a streamer is live. Hi is everyone AFK today.
Hey, hey time to clock in boys and girls time to clock in on a Sunday working on the weekend like usual
Drake and I were locked
We are locked
W Beetroot juice, bro. I need my beetroot juice every morning, bro
Chat start drinking beetroot juice, bro, but check with your doctor if you have heart problems then don't bro
But if you're healthy like me if you're healthy like me
Then beetroot juice. Gee
Gee bro, it's like a truck
I swear without being reduced. I'm not locked in bro. What is this called the champ sent this guy Kara law
Alright chat, do we scam this last giveaway winner and should I give it?
So should I re-roll it to one in the chat right now type one if you want a carambat Lore instead of corgi champ
Corgi jam probably for God, bro
W30 for keeping track
I'd wait oh bang bang
one where was my authenticator though Sally remind me to accept this later okay
like bang I don't know if you tested a battle scott Sally feel tested a battle
scott if you say battle scott GG Sally right now you could say feel tested and
he gets you tested bro this is I think feel tested let me check one second
yeah chat how are you doing today bro how was your day today again today I
have nothing planned bro and sometimes those streams are a complete disaster
We've seen it and sometimes sometimes they can turn into a nice little sash
You know what I mean? Actually now we do do some shit today today. We're doing the comedy night shit
But that's just you guys I just sit here and try not to laugh right?
I don't have to do nothing you have to work on the weekend like usual trying to make me laugh and then
Maybe we're doing something in Geogasa today with zigzag chat. He sent me like a thing
I hope he's not trying to hack me. He said like download this and then you can set
infinite guesses and Geogasso so I'm trying to be the Geogasso pro with
infinite guesses I don't know how that's gonna go on I hope I won't get burned
for cheating bro use AI again oh my god that fucking girl bro oh hell no bro
check what do we think about the Saikunodrama bro what do we think about
the Saikunodrama bro I'm always there when there's drama bro yep yep
This right here bro popcorn laugh. I'm there bro. I'm there. Why don't I see emojis? What?
Where's my 7 TV, bro?
Guys everybody put a 7 TV emoji right now, bro. I need to see if it works
There we go, there we go, there's my popcorn guy w bro. Um
What do we think?
40 year old child what me I stand with Saikun or your chill, bro
SNBOX SKINS. I got kicked in my balls by my crush.
Oh, I'm sorry for you, bro.
Time letiable. I don't know what that means.
New map. Real or not real.
What is this? Sources.
Karrigan set to join Falcons before Cologne...
Is this why they're playing like garbage right now?
Chatface didn't even qualify before Cologne Major.
Is this a joke is this a joke
Did bro throw on face on purpose so they have less up opposition on in the major with like him him and his falcons boys
Bro said guys trust me bro rush be knowing that they all on be
Check HLTV, Seyvallahi bro, is this actually real?
Great move, it is Kyle, I don't think this is a troll guy, like he's, I met him, he's
not that type of guy to make a troll tweet about this, right?
Vaz, Karrigan to join Falcons, Karrigan stint with Faze is coming to a close after
the team's disastrous I am Cologne qualifying campaign.
This is real.
So minus kicks in plus Kerrigan.
That is a really good exchange now for Falcons.
Will they have what it takes to win tournaments now?
That's the question.
Oh, I don't know, bro.
I don't know, bro.
Sally remind me about the knife giveaway winner after stream, please.
What is this, bro?
announces draft and plans to go to war
I would not go to war without a good skin, bro
It's a mess of I saw this
But Chad are we going to war I don't how we're not going to war bro like let's let's let's not do that, bro
Why are we not just all like playing games and like just chill bro like why why why why why why do we got to
do this bro chillax bro chillax what is this just a church of marica what is this
Elnring movie said should they said that would make an Elnring movie no this is
the type of movie where you go where I would go to the cinema too bro oh my
gosh I played some night rain recently bro let me get an additional flask right
now let me get an additional flask right now oh my gosh bro I will jump over and
take a selfie I don't care but I wouldn't destroy anything I'm not a
rowdy bro what is this
fucking world cup our song what the fuck is a song
is this real coming tomorrow that's the day
what country is this this looks fucking sick bro like the type of landscape that
makes me want to move there bro and just settle imagine walking your dog here
bro imagine walking your dog here bro oh my god you come home you open some
cases with this view. Oh, it's Canada. No shot. Is this what
Canada looks like? Oh my God. Canada is so sexy, bro. On
everything. It's so sexy. Who's from Canada in the chat,
bro? No, your anymore clips anymore clips. I'm clicking
anything and everything right now. One G bro. Thank you for
fucking 53 months 53 months
full chopped question let me see let me see let me see this is the biggest
crash I've seen in see no front but who do you know who is this coming through
in the end not necessarily about calling or anything so is this in my
the counter strike bro is part of team focus yeah I don't think he's focused
bro
bro lost his focus bro oh my gosh
he's actually going in this how you kill someone by the way I don't ask him
I know but this is how you kill someone oh like with the elbow bro look at the
Bang! Oh my gosh. So much force. So much force.
Holding on to things so...
Oh, that's rough.
Holy aggression.
Wow.
Coming through in the end.
Jadav, I always wonder if your team owner, bro, you get mad at this?
Like, I think it's a double-edged sword, bro.
I wouldn't be full mad. Why?
Because, bro, this guy is doing like this guy is full tilted that he lost, bro.
Imagine your team doesn't care if they lose, bro.
Like, this guy is... This guy needs to win, bro.
Give me that guy, bro. I don't know.
as long as he doesn't do it during the game you know and he doesn't play
worse because of it what is this oh man chat I don't want it now it's gonna be
post like oh my god he just like because it's again like this game just
crypto people invested no by the way my YouTube people actually invested into
this my YouTube guys shut they told me about this game like half a year ago and
we're like Joe did you know that that the guys from Gary Smott are making a
game and you can buy skins there and they're spending the whole paychecks that
I'm giving them from YouTube they spend it on this game bro I hope they don't
leave me now bro because look at the item prices bro look at the item prices
chat from the creators of Gary's mod they created a new game it's not released
yet I think cardboard king price $400 and I think you bought these in game
for how much for like two or like five something like that I don't know
school helmet to 250 yikes we said we sold early don't worry are you stupid
iPad this one talking about said iPad one of my YouTube editors did you actually
sell or not be honest bro the IRS is not watching say what I he sold early
don't tell me you fucking sold early bro they'll be stupid as hell I told you to
Keep it bro. I told you this is the best like this is a great call
Say what are you so early cheeky 4x? Oh you're actually so early oh
My god, you're so stupid. Sorry. Sorry. You're a man to fire you but like because of this
I'm not joking bro. I don't want to have a guy work on my youtube videos was stupid. Oh
My gosh, why would you sell are you stupid? Are you actually dumb before any streamer reacted to this market and stuff?
Of course it's going to go higher than 4x
Bro, nobody knew about this game
Chet they pitched me this idea like yo bro, by the way, did you know about this?
And I was like no I don't
What the why would you sell?
I will be strolling did
Did Denny sell as well? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
I'll pay
What the fuck?
That is actually dumb as hell bro
Bro
I'll do another hook up one
What?
Are those his cases or is he cocking chat?
When I watch arrow clips, I never know, bro.
I never know.
Is this real?
Um...
Maybe I shouldn't have quick-opened that one.
I think it is.
Okay, another Damascus steal.
We're on the Damascus time zone. I see. I get it.
Maybe one more?
Another quick-open?
Back to back.
That could have been crazy.
Is there another one in this?
No way, no.
The mask is dead.
Back to nothing.
Now we need one more.
If so, I'm gonna fucking drink this coffee.
Oh!
What?!
Brother, what?!
Drinking coffee at 6pm is Diaboliker.
Well, I guess what, bro?
I'm Diaboliker.
What are you gonna do about it, bro?
What are you gonna do about it, huh?
What are you gonna do about it?
Are you gonna stop me from drinking my coffee?
You can't!
Oh, you want me to stop drinking my coffee, but you can't ah? Oh am I punchable right now?
Oh take my coffee away then you can't do nothing bro. You can't do nothing
All right, what else but quick little fucking time and I'll see how it goes good good good good
Good gold gold
Slider them baby slided it I'm nine nine nine nine nine
Chet, do we play some Maloran today?
Ooh, go live on YouTube?
Oh, I forgot.
Thank you, Papi.
Ah.
deny suck boom chat what day is today I actually don't know is it Sunday already
um boom boom boom it's Sunday vast okay is that good or bad chat I'm live
tomorrow I think I'm live tomorrow bro I'm we're going Batman on Tuesday bro
So, tomorrow I'm live.
Live and A live.
Let's go.
Alright, I'm going to be live on the YouTube chat.
Bang!
Why is it not working bro?
Am I stupid?
Yo, YouTube puppy, please bro.
You stream 1-2 times a week.
That's not true bro.
Yo bro.
Was it disgusting that I wasn't live yesterday chat?
I was actually cooked though bro.
I was awake until 5 because of the chest turning bro.
How long did I stream that day?
It must have been long bro.
I was fried like I was GG the next day.
I was GG.
Like my voice, I woke up like with no voice.
I'm not joking bro.
You inspired me to go to the gym today.
Oh, not to go to the- oh.
Huh?
So you wanted to go?
Then you thought about me and you didn't go?
Yo, are you being dead ass right now?
I hope this is not real.
Why is Ang drinking chocolate milk?
Chad, do I ban these people, bro?
Like it's all negative messages.
Al, Vape, how was the over a thousand illo?
Why would you walk the king?
Ang made it himself, professional.
Not one message is positive.
Is this actually a girl arranging me?
or is it like his crush bro chill bro chill like chill with the messages I'm
not joking what no hell no hell no I don't want like what where the positives
where the positive messages deny into a code check this out this is what I'm
and then I get
I got you
let me buy a red flag
one fend truth
what fend have you sold
guys I don't sell fend
okay that's only pixel
only sells fend
and I clean his cryptocurrency money
whoa whoa
what the fuck is this clip
you know
they've clearly come back and reset
that's the truth
I don't even have a crook
What the fuck was that?
Ah, Chad, what else?
Are there any more clips, bro?
Fused Batman?
No, no, no, no! No more of this VR shit, bro!
No more of this VR shit, bro!
Also, YouTube, YouTube, how are we doing?
Oh, I'm in life. Wait, I have to go.
I have to press the go live button.
Ah, YouTube, YouTube, how are we doing?
One in the chat if you had a beautiful Saturday,
and now it's Sunday and you're sad.
Two in the chat if you don't care for Sunday three in the day of your walking on the weekend like usual for in the chat
If you're happy right now five in the chat if you just ate something nice and your tummy is full
Six in the chat if you like six seven seven in the chat
eight in the chat
Your fat go play VR chat. Oh my gosh
You stream once a week all right. I'm done with the YouTube chat that will your YouTube chat
Hell no, what is this?
Lol, where is that allowed?
This is the new cash guy, so what?
What is the team by Jaffa?
Is this allowed?
How long are ten minutes?
What are you talking about, bro?
Is this allowed?
What?
Where is that allowed?
What do you mean is that allowed, bro?
Oh my gosh.
That looks cool, though.
What is this?
I'm a doodle what up doodle ha ha your name doodle if you say doodle in German
Dirtle instead of doodle with two dots above the o it's literally like a
nickname for for wiener why would you want to say slur or the same you know
chat how is tuna always so jolly like what the fuck is doing about how she
always in the good mood what the fuck like that's that's kind of got it what
else
Oh, yo, this Loki brings me back.
Like, it's weird that I'm getting nostalgic.
Look at this logo.
This logo just puts a smile on my face.
Oh, my God.
I never really inspected it, Chad.
It looks fake when you keep looking at it.
Look at this shit.
They didn't change it in years,
and now they change it for the new case,
and it looks awful, bro.
Look at the fucking, what do you even call this?
Like, the fan?
The fan?
It's so clean. It's low rest compared to the rest as well.
And then the knife loads in, bro.
Oh my gosh.
I can't do that anymore.
I can't do that anymore, Chad.
What else? Oh my gosh.
Any more clips? Yeah, you're nail gay.
Any more clips? What is this?
I have to play here now.
What?
XQC outside?
As you start passing the rocks, it's in play.
This is real.
You know what?
Freakin' saying.
Just put it back.
We won the VOD.
Put this camera.
Wait.
Just as you can't...
Shut.
Jesse may be the GOAT, no?
Bro, call me nuts, but those streams look fuckin' boss, bro.
Like no shot X would go golfing if he didn't have this guy right here, bro.
W fuckin' Jesse, no?
You know what?
Freakin' saying.
I can not say.
There's no shot he would go golfing like this.
Oh my god, I didn't mind you losing or oh my god
Can I put it back on the teeth? Tell me yes or no quick?
Anyway, yeah freaking shit this thing far
Well, last thing that was a birdie right do it. Should we do some more IRL shit too, bro?
Mmm, I don't know how I feel about our bro. I don't know how I feel about our
Jesse goes fishing, Zibao.
Okay, are we getting really hard?
This looks fun.
What?
Are we getting really hard?
I don't know how he went all in, bro.
Really?
Where did it go?
Life replay!
It's not a bad struggle.
Watch out for this time!
Jesus!
He said I didn't count, I'm dropping!
Drop it! Drop it!
Really?
Shit!
Bro, golfing looks fun though, bro!
Chad is golfing a goaded sport, bro?
Wait, wait, wait!
Most hype golf moment ever!
What is the moment that makes you want to watch this tournament?
Oh, sorry, that makes you want to watch golf.
Show me the moment, bro!
Will I get banned if I watch this? No, right?
Let me see this shit real quick.
I've never really watched Golf Pro.
Is this what's his name?
Tiger Woods?
Banned.
How the hell did that happen eventually?
After I've terribly shot the first one,
the second one was sitting perfect.
It was sitting up, down grain.
It was a shot that I knew I could spin it or it would stop.
so I could be very aggressive on the shot to put the spin on it.
The only problem was...
You can spin it!
Left, left, and down the slope.
All I wanted to do was have the ball just triple down there.
Suck!
No shot, no shot!
Okay, listen, listen. That was a good shot.
But that music...
Like the hype of the music versus what what just happened. I don't know. I don't know
I feel like when I look like I had a football highlight. It's it's it's kind of more even, you know
Like this song it's like I don't know like if this makes the song makes anything high, right?
You can show me and make a highlight of me doing the laundry brown with a chapel to put our all right now
like the show was good, but
Yeah, like let's see this
They've got to be some highlights where like Tiger Woods
Swings and then the fucking ball high in the air guess what?
American Eagle picks it up thinks it's like some food or something thinks it's the thing puts it into
to it's fucking home where it's breeding the the kids right we're trying to like give them food
right and it's like whoa whoa wait what the the chickens they don't want the ball they don't want
the ball then the ball rolls out of the nest inside of the whole hole in one there's gotta be
some shit like that no no way it's just basic shots that this is easy
joke guys when i want to shit talk golf
but call me nuts call me nuts
well but like this this doesn't make me want to like
just leave my house right now and go play golf this makes me like
it looks like it looks chill when i want to chill with my boys
but it doesn't get me going you know what i mean
table tennis bro you see crazy fucking bum
all across the fucking arena the ball they have to defend it bro
the guy is fake spinning it the guy is trying to evaluate
whoa whoa whoa how do i have to hit it
Batman bang bang smashing to smash into fucking jumping defense he's throwing the
bat it hits the shuttlecock goes straight above the net suck lost the point
you know what I mean this this is just am I hating on golf right now I'm sorry
bro this is this the best they got
No front! Maybe once I get older bro!
Wait it all day long!
This looks cool!
But call me nuts Chad I feel like there's two types of uns oh my god I
I just figured it out, I just figured it out.
Chat, when you're Ankh, you're either part,
you're either the type of guy that goes for a beer
with the boys, you're open-minded, you watch darts.
When you're open-minded, you go for a beer,
you crack jokes, even when you're 50,
you still got some high school friends,
versus you're 50, you're suited up,
you work at Microsoft, working on the weekend
usual tomorrow Monday we go for golf with the wife suck call me absolutely
nuts bro caught is is it like that maybe I'm reading too much into this bro but
to me that's like you're uncle you watch starts your uncle you watch golf
you pick a side these are the complete opposites are they not like look at
these guys bro polo shirts look at the crap where everybody polo shorts but
fucking polo cap
at darts bro, people are sipping beers, they're naked, it's the breasts out
bada bing bada bang, feels like my yorka, what the hell is going on
guys walking out to a bulletproof
call me nuts
i'm off the darts that guy
i don't fuck with golf bro, i'm sorry bro
sorry, no disrespect to all the golfers in the chat
right now if you're watching bro, if you're a professional golfer bro, i'm sorry bro
this is, this is
Like just look at this comparison shot if you don't know because right now you may not know what I'm talking about
Look at this shit, bro fucking
dirt
most insane show me the one with the
This one
This was live
Imagine you're in this fucking arena with your boys, bro or your wife feels something bro. Look at this, bro
the breaker throw in this set if he wants to level up the world championship five
Michael back down
Look how fast past of this
We got science in this bro
Like it's fucking phage versus navi and cs bro
Look at these guys bro
I'm about to see a sign owner sold me a friend bro
These guys are unlocked
These guys are unlocked bro
I'm gonna be in the crowd with my boys watching darts, bro
Maybe even not when I'm 50 I want to go right now. I want to go right now. I'm 27. Holy fuck, bro
80
Wow the world champion final, Michael van Goen.
And the world final, just Mrs. Double 12, over to you Michael Schmetzer.
One man misses, that's the other man gets.
No scoring either.
Come on Spongebob!
Yes, Double 12!
That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life!
I can't fucking, I can't fucking talk in a boat!
And so rightfully, I'm a rainbow!
I'm a rainbow! I'm a rainbow!
Bro, I have goosebumps!
I have goosebumps!
But that is simply the best thing I've done!
I'm not crazy
Team go for team dots bro. Are you team team go for team dots when you have your 50s?
Maybe we have some 50 years in the chat maybe higher
What would you play bro because I feel like it like it's it's death. It's two different unsports and you also have tennis right?
I feel like tennis maybe in the middle tennis maybe in the middle, but way more on the golf side. That's holy shit
These guys man that is boss
Bowling yo, send me some highlights. What is this? What is this? What is this like bro?
That's time, damn it!
Look at this, this is like MMA for honest, bro.
Steven!
Watch out!
Like, corner, like, Regga was walking off, bro.
Like, what the fuck?
Like...
Look at this guy, bro.
That's a sign.
Fabulous, bro.
Take the picture with the chicken jake!
That's my gold bro, that's my gold bro!
Haha, I said where these events held bro.
Because nowhere you have this lit of a crowd.
Which country could this even be?
I see here some Swedish, is it Swedish?
Is it European?
Is it?
It's the UK?
Are they always in the UK?
What is this yo what is that bro what is that
ok let me see bro do you have some like things do you have some sports that are comparable
bro do you have some highlights that are comparable to the one of that that I just
showed you bro do you have something bro we haven't done this in a bit we haven't
done this in a bit first time chatter video unavailable okay you want to get
me banned huh you want to get me banned huh what is this
let's see we got a submission coming in we got a golf defender we got a golf
defender let's see it bro John Ram hits amazing water shot let's see bro
Okay, that's kinda crazy.
Vaz!
No way that hits.
If that hits, then it's literally one underbelly.
That's pretty fucking close though.
It didn't hit, but it's...
Killing, killing, killing.
AI, that's AI.
That's gotta be AI.
Vaz!
how check his fucking rocket there's got to be a magnet in the ball and they
were just clip farming or I can't believe it how is this clip real
FAS!
Chet, isn't it super hard to get a hole in one?
And then he fucking randomly splashes it across the water bro like he's skipping stones?
I can't believe it right now.
What is this?
He's ball-fighting twice this weekend.
The fuck is this?
So he has something to get around?
He's out!
Randomly inside crank and stuff.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
And then it happens, cuts the curve.
What's going on?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are they wobbling like that?
They're wobbling like that.
You're gonna see if they'll be any type of penalty there, that means that was kind of a...
Fucking YouTube shock?
Ah, when I got in Dubai, I was driving a fucking Mercedes-Benz G-Sass on the tight.
So, uh, we'll see what happens, but...
What?
That can be...
What the fuck?
What happened?
All that will be closer to it.
Oh!
Why is that big something?
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
Chubby.
do they have the option to go around a while yes they're like bro is this
Mario Kart RL bro why is that fucking ramp like like a fucking skipping Mario
Kart bro on the fucking track where you're supposed to go on an S line bro
guess how many people are taking the normal road bro
Nobody
That's not a real headlight isn't what the fuck am I looking at chat what the choice shall be creed will not live
It's literally sponsored by hot wheels
All the good morse gets the inside makes the
We saw grab in there
The biggest empty hit wants any right there
What the fuck that's not bad. I've never seen that brah. I'm not even joking. What is this?
Sam
It's not bad, it's not bad.
Am I a hater bro?
Am I a hater?
I just feel like I wouldn't vibe with those people in the crowd bro.
And that's what the event is about right?
You go to an event to like have a nice time bro.
Like I feel like everyone here has a snob no?
Am I am I too pre-justed pre-ju pre-pre how do you say like I'm pre-pre-judging
I don't know bro. Like look even how the stadium looks
Like I feel like if this guy says like
Yeah, my opponent didn't really play too good boom. He gets cancelled, bro
All those all those like I'm like, you know, he can't say no smell like this is disrespectful for the sport
call me now it's shit like this happening in gold yeah you know okay
bro I need to know
yeah I don't know bro I don't know what is this what is this what is this
Ah!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Suck on a horse.
Me need go up on a horse.
That's got to be expensive.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
We're fast, we're fast.
He's won with the horse.
Where's the goal?
It's there.
Suck on the wall or no?
How do you win?
You have to admit it?
Oh whoa.
Is this the LeBron of fucking Polo?
That's like a cricket
Was that a defense?
Should I think I'm behind the spot bro
I think I'm behind the spot bro because the boss are probably also having hella fun probably right
Iron horses the type of like and like they like being together with other horses, which they are and they like being like
Active and shit. The horses are having fun. It's fun for you to play
This is this seems chill, bro
And it looks like
Oh, I wouldn't mind like having a teammate like my horse, bro
Like you're one with a horse, bro, like look in G look in G. Oh my god of my horse is trolling though
Oh my gosh imagine your horse is trolling a free goalie, bro that day no food, bro that day no wheat
I'm being badass, bro. I'm being badass that shit will tell me ton of pressure coming in on
Yeah, I know this one, bro. I know I is this is this counter
counter-rike
Requarts outer damage onto the AWP and now Zywoo slides away. No fast moves
Don gets into the back of the site. This is a one V five. He can sense the fear
Rotation around for Zywoo. He's calculating moving slowly, but with conviction. Oh, man
They still stay separate. This would be huge
He's not gonna look for the pickoff in the heaven from hot or is he gonna stay in squeaky the decision?
He has to make
Donk comes back. I will remember full health over onto the AK. They're beating a backs to him
Jowdy this good
I
Don't trust the guy who sent this clip. He said you will be a
It's not a troll clip. I thought it was gonna be a Rick roll. What is this?
We're gonna have one
Before I watch this clip, I'm not the biggest f1 fan bro. I'm not the biggest f1 fan, bro
You're driving circuits and then what I don't know, bro
Also, I thought that the sport is kind of like it's really hard to get into like a little bit of nepotism going on
I kind of like the stories like in Counter-Strike bro
Don't who came from nowhere his brother told him his brother showed him how to play CS, bro
fucking people from from
Countries where they don't have a lot going to an internet cafe trying a game and then they become pro in it
Shit probably the same with that bro. You play that with your boys at a bar all the sudden wait hold up
I'm kind of good at this next thing you know on stage, bro. That doesn't happen enough one right call me crazy
It's it's all it's people that are all connected the Sun goes to the Sun goes to the tournament
They have the car they have connection to the to the company GG. I don't know bro. They're kind of throws me off
But let's see
2021 Hamilton has the advantage for Stafford has the faster fresher tires
and we have got 3.2 miles of racing action all the way to the checkered flag as the crowd
roars the drivers on to the final lap of this race and Bustappen sets off to Hamilton. Is it
going to be a first world championship for Bustappen? Is it going to be an eight world
championship for Lewis Hamilton? Why are there sparks on the floor?
It must happen! Try and get past Hamilton! First overtaking zone is normally...
Is that a flashbang?
Are you allowed to do shit like in Mario Kart, like throw banana?
What the fuck, he's blinding his eyes? Have you seen this?
Try and get past Hamilton! First overtaking zone is probably...
Down in attempt five is for Stapham!
What?! No, it's literally flashbanging him!
Take the locks down the inside! Hamilton sees it coming!
It's a lead launch by the Staphan, who takes the lead in the race!
The Staphan now slaps his the championship trophy from Lewis Hamilton, who's trying to...
What the fuck are they doing?
No DRS for two years, so Lewis Hamilton will not get the clearing open.
Now he's gonna go down the outside.
So he can't overtake him? He's defending?
Well, what?
Free from Lewis Hamilton, who's trying to...
Is the guy on the back stupid? Why doesn't he just
Chetches use your indicator no thing thing thing then then the guy knows that he wants to pass why they're not
Drivers keeps it tight in me, but he hasn't he's got a little bit why this race
Let's start it with control as he has ended with control. Wait, I'm confused
Is this a Honda that he's driving? No way Honda is this crazy, bro
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Honda. I thought it was only Ferrari McLaren a Honda
The Honda engine
I'm dying in the spotlight.
Lewis Hamilton, of all the drama, of all the controversy,
of all the magic moments, in Formula One in 2021,
it comes down to this.
And at this moment, it looks like it's
going to go the way of Max Verstappen.
Mercedes, not happy.
Red Bull will be delighted.
They have shared a brilliant championship battle,
but the championship can only be one by one.
And it's going Dutch in 2021.
Max Verstappen is Dutch, no?
Time ever is champion of the world!
Look the fuck! This looks like NASA!
For the first time ever it's...
Bro thinks he works at NASA with like 20 screens and fucking things that like...
What is on here even bro? Like tire pressure?
Huh?
Champion of...
Wait bro, it's the minimap. What the fuck?
The world! Lewis Hamilton finishes in second place after leading for so so long!
Oh my lord, Max!
Where he spots him by Jumbo!
This is like the Aldi of the Netherlands, bro.
Why do you have Jumbo on his face, bro?
No shot, Jumbo can afford that, bro.
Oh my gosh.
Come here, God.
That's like Aldi.com.
Oh my God!
That's funny as well.
That's SuperMorgan.
the bubbles so the stuff we start to celebrate is a formula one world championship for the first time
the chapter has ended i hope it's whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa where was the tournament
held i saw abu dabu in shed i swear you can't drink alcohol there or is he trying to get him
in like is he trying to get him disqualified chat if the guy that he's praying opens his mouth
accidentally gg no chapter has ended your flight moment right until the end and if
it was worthwhile zero percent the sequels coming our way in 2022 time just
enough time for this time to celebrate interesting is this the most hype
though I don't know bro that's was kind of crazy is that old you I'm done
clicking any links for the day. I'm done clicking any links for the day. I'm done clicking any
links for the day. Done clicking any links for the day. Do we have any actual sport clips
or no? What span by the way? Isle of man. I don't like this at all. Chad, who who drives
motorcycle in the chat bro I don't like Buddha if my son would come to me like
whenever I got a kid like your dad I want to get a motorcycle I would say
no unless like of course he's 18 you can do whatever he wants but bro like a
motor maybe even if 18 I would like try to get him against the road like it's
just dangerous no one bad move one like bad driver on the highway and you're
done and you're done it doesn't have to be you you can say because some
people they're like so in the in the hat like now but I'm a good driver bro okay
and then a fucking 80-year-old guy fucking doesn't see you fucking bang and
you're gone bro you're gone
How fast is it going YouTube band
And...
Save our life, my YouTube Anton!
Wait, that's instant!
What the fuck?!
I've never gotten back on YouTube what does this even mean what does this even mean
Wait, is this the same tournament? Yeah, I don't know bro. This is fucking dangerous. Do we have any more clips check?
Do we have any more clips?
What is this?
Rally?
WTF is this Soprano?
It's a car from a house.
OK, WTF am I looking at?
You're looking at me!
Fucking mosh pit!
YouTube is back. Wait, how's my YouTube back? How's it even possible? I didn't do anything.
Is it back on now? Bro, I'm so confused. Ah, what else? What else? What else? Ah, enough
clips. Enough clips. Enough clips. Enough clips. Enough clips. All one more clip.
chat is there any sport that we're missing out right now is there any sport any sport
mods click all the links and send me the best one send me the best one right now bro send me the
best one bro um also pop up on this guy i know what he's doing um send me the best one bro
thank you xsrpass what is this
what the fuck am i looking at
Is this who you see, or is this another race for them?
This is like football fans on crack.
Is it not?
They look like a fucking fake FIFA crop or like...
Bro, it's doing the move, bro.
Look at the guys in the back, bro.
I
Motz except us just repost the clips that are really good. Okay. What is this?
Okay, that's kind of fucking insane BMX
Shit, I wish I could do this bro. Like I'm almost I'm almost there, bro
I love, like I'm one with my bicycle, but this is crazy.
Oh, this must feel so good!
And Chet, this is safer than motorcycle, no?
Like this is, I feel like the same adrenaline, but you don't die if you slip.
Unless you're on a mountain.
Like you're wearing a helmet, you know?
I hope he's wearing a helmet.
Not that this safe
How cringe where we were move a young bro, so did you wear helmet when you were young bro?
Mama like I always rode my bike to school, right?
Like I because it was like a what like a 30 minute drive with bicycle and I always went with a homie, bro
And my mom always said don't forget your helmet
You know, what did I do bro? Don't say I'll sound bro
But bro, I can't be pulling up at high and high school with the helmet bro
Call me nuts, bro. I don't know like bro. What if the hers are watching like what if they see me, bro?
So what I did what I did I went outside, right with the helmet like yeah
I got it got it and I put the helmet somewhere like in the bushes and then after school
I took it out of the bushes put it on over back. We're back
We were clever when we were young bro, I was like, I don't know 14 bro
But again, bro, you should be wearing a helmet and I had one I had one accident
Where I had to get stitches in my head and shit bro. I was I was buying clothes in the city, bro
And I rode my bicycle
Chat never fucking put a plastic bag
Never you know you see his bicycle here. I I hang I hang the plastic bag on one of the
One of the steering things, you know and the plastic bag. I'm not joking. It got inside of the front tire
Boom, I do a flip
G think the lot I was not in the city on the road or something, bro
It was like on a on a bicycle track and but yeah, my hat it was like open and shit
Mmm, and it was crazy chat when that happened. I thought I was full fine
Like some woman pulled up like you're bleeding you're bleeding. I was like what now I'm full fine, but the adrenaline that you have
It's crazy, bro. You're like so active. I don't know that you think nothing was wrong with me, bro
Like your body it like goes full adrenaline mode. Um, what else? That's why you are crazy. All right, bro
What's any more clips or no, could you do this? Let me see Lucas?
This is bad roads.
Not as crazy.
This is just a good camera man.
Call me nuts.
I've seen some like TikToks getting millions of likes bro.
It's like oh my god.
Then there's a second angle.
Like I saw a clip where like a girl was like cycling and then a dog came and she
almost fell off the fucking mountain.
You see a second angle bro.
I saw the dogs this POV bro and it was like not that steep bro. This is probably not even that steep
Fish eye lens
No safety yeah, bro if I walk up stairs also don't wear safety. What are you talking about? This is not that this is probably not steep bro
How many degrees?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Is it the camera angle
Or if he would let go would he fall
Wait a second
Okay, nevermind
What is the camera guy angling it?
Like in reality, it's like it's like this maybe and he just angled it
No way, bro. If this guy is right now on water level even bro, then GG
what if he has to pee and what if he has to I don't even want to say it what if he
He has to go on.
Huh?
Follow Flake.
This is insane.
You ready?
Who's this guy?
Is this the world's best climber? With no gear?
Alex?
What the fuck?
Imagine this is your son bro. I'm just imagining bro like imagine you're the mom of this guy
bro or like the dad bro it like I was like oh my god like I would tell you bro bro bro
bro am I getting out bro why am I thinking like why am I putting why am I putting myself
in the position of the dad bro what the fuck is this bro why am I not saying imagine
is your brother I'm gonna say what the fuck bro you know why though bro fucking furious
called me yesterday bro one of my best friends bro and he was like yo bro I'm about to unbox
another one what the fuck is happening bro look at this look at this look at this hope
I didn't leak it bro bro he told me yesterday by the way don't shout don't don't say anything
about this bro like I'm about to unbox another kid bro let's run it for hours later my
My wife is pregnant again. What do you mean? What do you mean? Don't say bro.
What do you mean bro? Like it's an announcement bro. Like I'm ruining the views.
Or he like didn't want to know if he wanted to announce it maybe.
My wife is pregnant again. Second child on this way hopefully.
Three more 4CS team. Oh my gosh bro.
Ah, shite the chat. I need to slowly get some kids bro.
Because then like, then we can get like a five stack you know.
and we can get a five-step like some like two of his kids three of my kids
bro gg bro gg maybe all of them boxes on bro
damn bro they are five stack of servers you are you stupid bro
stupid bro my kid is not gonna is not gonna be below global bro my kid
yo now bro because I'm blessing it with the jeans you know what I mean
Like with the reaction time, with the IQ, you know?
Hey!
I just got to make sure that she isn't stupid, bro.
Then GG.
Bro!
Chat, how long was this climb? How long was this climb?
That's fucking insane. What are the comments on this? He conquered AI. I hate AI. I hate
AI bro. Why do we have to question everything in 2026 bro? AI is pissing me off. Bro because
this one fucking person put a fucking you know you know clip an hour ago bro. You motherfuckers
I know you fucked up my algorithm bro.
Why am I getting recommended Poutine bro?
Hmm, it's so incredibly hard to fathom
what this man has done.
Six, seven, yo bro, are we cooked?
Are we cooked?
Chad, are there any more crazy videos?
Yes or no bro.
Any more world-shocking videos?
Yes or no bro.
What is this?
this is like this is like can I say this this is like the this is like the
darts but for but for but for right over the sound like I don't want to get
cancelled like second robot this is like the the the dirt but for but for
I didn't say woman for woman
End there's a fucking there's a fucking owner standing there, bro like this
holding a little fucking remote bro and it's and he's like he's about to press
it he's about to press it that dog better be running right now bro that
dog better be running right now you already know bro
I'll lose it's gonna get you bro. You better become first
Am I wrong no
It just looks like it's like
Okay
That's nice
Damn, bro, I will watch this though. I would watch this
This is fucking sick, bro. Anything else anything else?
What is this?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?
A ball down a mountain?
And you have to catch it?
Oh, it's the cheese shit!
All of this for cheese!
No
Yo, your boss of you are joining this bro, your boss like this is actually like bro
What else what else moths just repose the cool shit bro just repose the cool shit one more one more last one
Who's the goat of cycling bro, and don't say me whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Missing who's the goat right now
I need a good bicycle bro. I need a good bicycle. But then again, I felt so stupid recently.
I was like half a year ago looking for my next bicycle, right? Like right now I have
a bicycle I bought one for like 500 euros Merida. It's pretty good. But I want something
fucking fast bro. And then I was like talking to a professional like, yo bro,
is the best of the best he was like you can get a carbon thing this scrapes down
500 grams of your bicycle this and that and I was like wait well like wait I'm
about to spend potentially five thousand four bicycle that's that that weighs
like a kilo less how about I hit the gym bro that's a low key does does a
high-tier bike make that big of a difference versus just losing some weight
coming up like bro that I was aware like in a way I'm gonna spend fucking
5k to like drop a pound on my bike and then and then a fucking hundred KG
person sits on it like what the fuck I didn't do that I didn't spend the money
but I was thinking about about
I do want a good bicycle don't chat. I do want a good bicycle
Like I still won one motz
Excerpt us. Let me see last clip last clip type one if you should stop
Like I'm addicted to clicking this bro. What if we find the next cool spot?
This is Wade
By the mountain wrap on the front line keeps that speed up under the bridge
He wanted so you have to it's it's tag you have to run away and if the time hits like then you then you
Manhand IRL W sportsmanship they're not even tilted
Technical criticism, you seem looking at his opponent, but not only that, here on the sideline, he has the speed to outrun him.
What am I looking at?
The fuck?
Looking at his opponent, but not only that, here on the sideline, he has the speed to outrun him.
Oh!
And technicality, that's a dangerous mix.
He bats versus Marero Gang.
It's all British one, Marero Gang.
All in on the guy on the right, the guy on the left is not gonna win, bro.
This this sport is not for you, buddy
Like you're not what you don't have what it takes, bro. You think you're tough guy, you know, bro
This guy on the right, bro. He fucks. I can tell
Alex will stop it will stop this ass
Alex in the back right in the opening semi-final
UK championship
So slow Luke is so slow
What did I say if you can place bets on this I would be a fucking millionaire, bro
Okay, my type fucking droves bro, what the fuck
Come on!
He's down in that far corner, and somehow he got up and rescued it!
Taste vs. Eugen!
The guy on the right, the guy on the right!
Easy!
Actually, no, he looks like he's on the Xar.
Hmmmm... Rich, I don't know.
He looks like the guy who's Geo-guessing in England as well.
What's his name?
Uh, Geo-Wizard, my god. He looks like Geo-Wizard.
Nah, Ed Winslet is better.
Taste 1, Eugen of A.
Well, Javi, going all the way to the...
It looks like a guy that's building in the forest, I don't know what you call it, out of
wood like you build something.
Let's go team captain start the game
Of course he wins
I have seen Ricky play this game before
Remember it is
That was some last full-time match
The shelter, yes
And Scott, who is a f***ing mean
All the way around the court with good, impactful decisions
The silence of the haters still
Two zeros
Okay
So far every guess was wrong, so I'm gonna go with the opposite guess
Of course I would go for Jakob bro
Jakob looks f***ing locked, he's ahead of his game
And he looks like he didn't sleep for a whole week
whole week reverse I'm going with Andy I'm going with Andy he didn't sleep
because he was practicing all night maybe he's on fucking cocaine right now
check this out
he looks more locked in than on the pick
what what what what the fuck what was that corner
chasing what the manner where everyone look at us what is he doing right now
just fucking rip it and go insta to the corner why is he think like who knows the
ends under the ridge now and puts on the jets and here he goes and it's just
everything he does and i'm not sure it's making it all precise because andy tommy has not been able
Oh
90 points I couldn't that's point eight seconds off. You almost had him no
Check do they have like elect electrical recognition like in what do you call this part where you go?
You know the sport and then it goes beep every time you hit
Do they have like I don't know some electrical shit and then suck it's on fencing
Yes, a couple of injuries he's smashing himself up
If they don't
then he probably lost
Look at this and there's the tag right there on
Hey yo, was it the closest target or did he
I think it's gonna work down here. Look at this
Yo, why are you going for a shoe, bro?
There's no reason to go for the ass cheeks there, bro
Am I crazy? This lag is about to leave but yeah, it had that time I think.
There's the tag right there on that young man's backside.
He's back-delating. Watch 0, team back.
Big straight!
Check, is this even CT vs 2?
Now he's seen this before but not so far in the UK championship this year.
Ah, we're done.
Yes it is. It's 20 seconds.
Interesting, bro.
I feel like what would I be better? I feel like T side is easier. No
Power slap. Hmm say any more cool shit. I know last one last one was this
Actually, right yuppie send something. I have to click yuppie link always
Wait yuppie link this yuppie you're not even American
Check in America basketball is is is
everywhere bro you turn on the TV suck they talk about the brawn like it's
crazy bro I feel like everyone over there owns a jersey bro for me I can
never really watch basketball ever as a German
After time
Because if it's in the air right interesting interesting interesting
I love how they already go on the pitch
taking anybody coming to the ball.
Series on the line and Norman got it off.
No, interesting, interesting.
OK, is that it, boys?
Is that it?
I think that's it, or?
I think that's it.
Any more out of pocket, any more things that are crazy?
What is this?
Joe Taltoloni, Bartolosi.
That's a little bit.
Give a stretch for me, please.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're all scratched my ass.
What did I just click on? I clicked it because it said JobBotLosey has a message showing a pixelball playing CS.
This is the most vile ship my ears are listening to right now.
Is he gonna say something other than this or did I get click baited?
Do you ever like, like play with your butt?
What do you mean?
Yeah like sometimes if I'm laying on my stomach I'd be like flapping each butt muscle.
No I mean like grip it like you ever like be laying down with your girl you just like grip it?
Grip it wrap it my own ass never asked her to squeeze your bike
What did he say what did he say
I don't know what he's saying mmm. Okay, there's a
Ticket up what else? What else what else what else last clip last
Clippy I am Rio trailer. I don't know if I want to get hyped for this bro
Who saw the new cold streaming rules the cold streaming rule situation is crazy. I don't know. We'll see we'll see
What else what else I don't know for watching it we'll see
Now there's some other shit
What is this what is this
Some friendships might get ruined after this one
it's time to draw a Rackay.
It's 16 months worthy of a welcome to the jungle.
I'm still being like...
I'm...
uh...
Axe?
You need a little tail, you know?
Yup.
Is that camera on my left?
Yeah, that doesn't look bad.
I think it was too shaky. I fought for concept.
Huh?
Some friendships might get real...
Axe! Are you good?
It's 16 months worthy of a welcome to the jungle.
What the fuck did he do that?
Fucking on side B bro, what is this? What do you mean on side B? Look at what the hell chill bro the fuck. What is this? What is this?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what's it what I just see on my screen?
Why is so elimbi archer bro, and what the fuck? Oh my god. I thought okay, no one
Chad
You know what's throwing me off about this clip other than this guy with a fucking eight pack in the back
Why the fuck did Zora put a scam off bro
Like you know sometimes like a streamer says like you guys I can't stand up right now, bro
because they may be bricked like why the fuck is this scam off bro are you good
are you good bro like that
there it is there it is bro in this face right like a tomato bro I'm gonna
take you all right
I
Wanted to get invented bro, what if the archer get invented chat?
What is this
What's the word better before the archet and the AI slope and the internet oh my god imagine a world in life without internet, bro
Oh
Like these guys right here. No phones inside. No phones inside
W brah. They're all in Brazil right now for the tournament W's. All right. Are we done chat?
I think we're done. I think we're done. What is this? I should speak for gets to end stream on twitch. Oh my god the classic
Chat because you have to end twitch separate and obvious, bro
This is this is the number one scary thing bro
Like then you leak something or then you like start gooning or something like oh my gosh, bro
No, bro imagine another I shouldn't meet incident. Oh hell no, bro. That would have been GG, bro
That would have been GG said I had this before a couple of times
It's when it's it's the number one thing that happens bro when you rate someone on Twitch
In your hat you're offline because you send your viewers over right, but you still have to end your stream
Else you're still live, bro. I have couple of times. I've rated someone and then I I forgot to end bro
okay, ah
This guy went outside his car in the car wash for 20 gift at Zubao.
What the fuck?
Is this dangerous or not?
I don't think it is I mean don't do it but I don't think it is dangerous because some
people are saying like this is like this is Gigi.
You will die?
Did he die or no?
No.
I mean don't do it.
Oh gosh.
Well as a kid I used to love those fucking car washers bro.
When you sit inside bro and it sounds like, oh the sounds and it's so much fun.
What else?
Do we have any other links?
Yeah, okay.
I clicked another random link, surely this is the actual thing that they said.
Let's see.
And not another fucking, you know.
Who can tell the sport just by the sounds chat?
it's the gold spot badminton bro chat you have no idea how sick this shit is bro
like on tuesday i'm playing again bro this shit is too much fun bro i swear it's the best
sport to play bro bang the feeling the sound everything about the sport bro everything
about the sport is going to grow Asia knows bro this board is massive in Asia
bro show me the fucking most type most type Batman 10 they also have a great
cast of this one woman cast all the games bro she's the gold bro show me
some crazy shit right now this is the goat on the other side this is the
gold medalist bro excels in bro excels in who are my shit keeps fucking
breaking bro fucking chrome type one if you hate chrome in the chat bro
hell no zigzag yeah we're gonna play some georgas on a bit I don't think it's
right now though Batman in craziest moment for me the craziest bro what is
This
Accents number one in the word he's thinking about switching his record. What the fuck
Is it clip farming
Oh my goodness, me!
Bang!
Oh, this one!
Check.
Oh, you love it!
This woman right there, bro, she's the god.
Check, I think the sport has the fastest projectiles, no?
Like when you hit a shuttlecock, bro, it goes...
I have to check.
What is 500 KT-8s?
Is that fast?
Check this out!
BANG!
Suck!
This is fast ass, shut your bitch ass up, is it?
What is the fastest projectile in sport?
Batman, Batman.
I TOLD YOU!
I never lie, and I'm never wrong over 500 km age
Vass oh
My gosh, there's no shuttlecock is the fastest projectile in all of sports
Do I sound like him right now bro? Yeah, who does he think he is bro nerding out on his shot, bro
Including the F1 car. I was called feather thing. Nope called a shuttlecock
Man, this guy bro, do I sound like that bro?
He thinks he's you
Are we good or no are we good or no fury I'll be doing well bro congrats on your unbox bro
I mean not not yet. Everybody knock on the table that
First of all, that's gonna be a boy second of all that's all gonna go. W
Congrats fury. Congrats, bro. I what else what else?
What is this jail mentioned you you are worried, okay?
I never get killed like this
But why did you keep this game or was it just so ass
Let me report
and he's level eight on face at stuff why does he mention me he doesn't level
seven yeah level eight
yo that is like oh in a pixel type beat
chat I'm not bad at the game bro
Listen bro it's because I don't play bro if I would play it would be yellowed
yellow rank bro yellow or rat are you stupid all right Chad um wait a second
nine the geo guess a thing doesn't work chart blah blah blah blah blah infinite
guesses we wanted to do infinite guesses versus a pro like I can guess
infinitely but it doesn't work this wall hex scripts it has a bunch of fun
stuff. Adjustable circle. That's kind of mad.
Ooh, I like this.
Chad, this is the coolest one. No, if, if, if I know where like,
if I know the longitude or latitude,
but I would beat him easily, bro. Like I can easily differentiate Russia
versus Canada or Greenland. Should we do that? Yeah.
Okay chat and we're also going to do make me laugh when a hundred bucks, bro
Um, I already downloaded comedy night type one if you want to see that right now
But today I'm not gonna laugh bro today. I'm not gonna laugh. Can I pay you out in skins chat?
Or do I have to like?
Like skins is just like it's just like easier, bro
But I can also do the
Am I not you I
I don't know I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll we'll talk to the winners we'll talk to the winners
I hope the winner doesn't work for the gift cars. Yeah
Muda calling
Chat
Let me see wait, what's your guess right now? No, not yet. Or yes, it was
yo yo yo yo let me call zigzag bro let me call zigzag let me call zigzag
also wouldn't mind some more zigzag
aww what's up? haven't talked in a bit bro how you doing bro? I'm chillin man
going good going good good shit listen bro the thing is not possible to
infinite guesses yeah so infinite guess is not possible but we do have like a
a bunch of other cheats. There's one that shows the longitude latitude, one that always tells
you the country, one that shows you a circle in which the location is. So we can do those,
otherwise we can wait for the script to be fixed.
We can do both, bro. We can redo one right now. We wait for the script.
Hell it down.
I think the longitude one is the coolest one, no? I think that's the best. You just
have to tell me how to install it, though.
The first thing, I sent you the steps up here.
The first thing, you get Tampa Monkey, which is linked.
Okay.
Okay, it's not.
It's a message, I can reply to it.
No, no, I got it, I got it.
Bang, add to Chrome, yes, done, done, done.
Great, then you go to manage extensions?
Yeah.
Which I showed you where it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have, I have.
Oh, I'm not stupid.
I'm not stupid.
Bro, it's like, I can tutorial though,
I'm not fucking... I don't want to say a word bro, like what?
I... so...
Okay, okay, details, so you find time for me again and click details.
Yep.
And then allow this...
Very top right says development, you enable that.
And then there's another box that says allow user scripts.
Oh hell no. I'm scared of getting hacked bro. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, and then you just download the whole hex
Where was that? I hear I'll use a script spang. Okay, and then the wall hex
Yeah
The whole thing so yeah, you download the whole thing and then copy um
Just download it. Yeah suck
Install right once you yeah, yeah
All right done. Okay, perfect. So now do you have Gio open?
No, I can open it right now. Yes, I open it and let's see if it's working. We'll do like a test one just to see
Okay, right now if I would play a ranked game, would it show me as well long it took?
I actually don't know the answer to that question, but definitely disable it before you do that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will I will I will which had off stream getting some heat up
All right
Okay, I'm too lobby. I'm sorry. All right
Let me not leak this but I think but I'm not can we change title and everything on YouTube twitch cause you're in the bus
It's like what?
What's a good time your YouTube guys exact always struggle?
Yeah
What's what's a good time? Oh, I don't know. I think
Giorgessin, um, Giorgessin noob with wallhacks versus Giorgessin pro.
Ooh, Moth, just put that, just put that.
All right.
Hmm.
Wait, why noob?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, pause, pause.
Okay, wait, who's the noob in this one, bro?
Off for a good title.
Oh, yeah, okay, so, oh, exactly right now.
I get it, I get it.
Yes, we have to click that, bro.
Alright, yeah, exactly um, then if they do you're actually a pro as well, then it's not gonna be interesting. You're right. You're right
Okay, I'm just hitting spot. I'm just gonna see if it's working. Let's see. Let's
Pull up your stream
Yeah, I see that it's in the US
Oh my gosh, yes, it's working. Okay, so you just put the cog in the bottom line
Oh my god, this is my my cheat bottom left cog. Yes
And then so then it's got the two options. So you go into enable whichever one you want you can
do longitude latitude wait longitude or latitude I want the horizontal horizontal line. Yeah
Yo, bro. No, bro. No, I feel bad because some people from the chat want to cheat after this, bro
Like if this works in rank, is this an actual cheater people like did I just install hex or is it
Like for challenges
It's just for challenges. I'm actually because I've never tried to key ranked with it on I have no idea if it works
I'm on but it's not a public script. It's it's it's not
Wait a second wait a second
Oh my god!
What a circle, what a circle, a circle is like a range right?
Yo bro, what is multi?
Multi-circles
Multiple circles are going to give you multiple circles that are possible
Ahh, what is time zone?
Yo!
That's a choice group which time zone you're in
Yo yo yo
Now we're doing the longer tube one
Easy easy easy. Alright, let's end the game. Let's end the game. Let's end the game. Oh my gosh, brother
Jet no shot. I'm losing bro. No shot. I'm losing bro. All right. Listen, bro. Listen listen listen listen. Um
Do you think you're gonna win this yeah, okay, bro I
Would say I would yeah, I would actually favor myself. I think so
And you're using the cheats as well or no
It's okay, bro. You're not winning. Are you stupid?
Listen, bro. Listen, listen, listen. I think we should do more HP though, right? Maybe like 10k HP instead
Or is that crazy? I'm done. Okay. No, thank you. Thank you. It's good. Okay
I
Mean listen, I don't know if you're being badass right now, bro
But you want to put some money behind this bro? You want to put some money?
If you think you're gonna win, I'm down if you think you're favorite. I'm down put some money on
I'm gonna put some money on six egg
That's a company now, huh?
All I all I know is the longitude all I know is the longitude zigzag
That's not a thing. I'm trying to think there are some countries where it's gonna be so diabolical
Think of chili bird. I think of chili bird. You can know exactly where it is
We can put some saps on the line if you want some saps some gifted saps if you want a
Little bit a little bit
What's a little bit to you? What's a little bit to you a little bit to me as one thousand? I'm joking bro
How many how many I'm joking. I'm joking how many how many how many?
Okay, yeah, again if you feel like you're getting Rob, bro if you win
It's not that hard of a challenge, bro. I only know the longitude only the longitude bro
That's nothing. That's nothing 50 gifted locked in
Wait wait wait, oh my god, wait wait wait.
BO3 or only one game right now, like 10KHP?
Maybe that's to 5KHP and BO3R?
Or 6K or whatever this is.
We can even do 10KB or 3, it's not gonna take that long.
Because I'm gonna crush you?
What do you mean they're gonna take that long?
You can make the rules.
10K, 10K, best of three, best of three, best of three.
Keep it simple.
10kb03 zigzag wait let me make sure i'll close my chat as well since uh like you think like i'm
not gonna cheat bro i'm not i mean wait i am cheating wait hold on a second i am cheating wait
hold on the shit is not gonna tell me shit but i'll not even look at it okay i'll like keep it
yeah i'll i'll put it off suck check this off mod prediction right now prediction right now um
and change title maybe um and i will record my p o v as well to uh you know so it'll be on
on YouTube and everyone can see that I'm playing clean as well zigzag on YouTube
and on Twitch my Australian votes zigzag whenever you're ready wait I'll put on
some music to lock em bro this song right here oh my god bro you're done
okay I am ready I think I'm ready when you are ready okay let's get it good
luck best of luck zigzag come on line let's get it let's go good luck
Good luck brother.
Let me think, I haven't thought about anything right now.
We can do open voice if you want, but I will be yapping, I will be yapping.
I don't give you any hints I think if I yap.
Okay.
Meccani Aerta.
Gotta be South America.
Sun is where?
Sun is Wemtony.
That's not good for me.
It's gotta be South America.
Peru? Wait I give you tips if I say this. Shit. I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have said that.
Now he knows the longitude. Unless I trolled. Am I one step ahead? Zygzak. Am I one step ahead?
Does she look Bolivian? Oh no. Bolivia, Peru. Bolivia, Peru. I can't...
Four seconds. I'm gonna go Peru. I'm gonna go Peru, please! No! Zygzak!
Okay, let me look at it fucking 10 10k HP
Get the readers in the age and only 50. Oh my gosh if you would have said a hundred gifts that I would have been also down
Can't say to him where this is always gonna get this wrong child
This one is free for me. You know why because it's Japan and Japan is only this small
So I have a huge advantage by having the longitude brah
Is there a big city around here? Yes, there is all your cooked if you didn't go Takasaki
You're cooked zigzag
That's yep more think
Oh my god, zigzag!
If this is Taiwan, I'm about to one shot your ass.
It has to be Taiwan.
Is there any other country, where in Hong Kong?
Taiwan, please be Taiwan, please be- nah!
Yo, can you even hear me? Hello?
He's deafened, he's deafened, he's so locked in, he's deafened. I was talking to a wall.
Chad, how am I losing this?
Europe. Oh no.
I haven't won a single round.
Sun is west, doesn't give us any information.
Paws, it's trees. A yellow bus?
Is this America? This is America, not Europe.
If I'm wrong on the continent, then actually, this is America.
Yes, look at the car.
Ah, question is where.
It doesn't even matter if he has more time.
Is this move or no move? It's no move.
It has to be North Dakota.
I'm just gonna lock it, Royce. I'm just gonna lock it.
No! Where did I go?
Montreal?
Is that on my longitude? No, right?
All right, Nain!
Hello.
Good game?
No, it was not a good game! I haven't won a single round! And I was talking to a white horse like your wife's not watching!
Brother, what do you mean good game?
It was a great game. I loved it. Especially like when you went to Peru and Brazil.
My cheats didn't work, my cheats didn't work, actually.
My cheats didn't work, bro. My cheats didn't work, my cheats didn't work, my cheats didn't work, my cheats didn't work.
I only... Listen, bro, listen, listen. Okay, my cheats didn't work, but listen to me, bro, listen to me.
I'm listening.
This is not fair, bro. Give me longitude and latitude, bro, please.
Wait, no, we actually can do it like that.
Fast?
If you if you give yourself longitude and latitude then you can increase the
That's ass. Then it's like I think it's ass
My how did I lose though, bro?
Is that low key I would let you I would keep the bet and let you also would I do that
I would keep the bet and let you also see the country as well.
Can you select birth at once?
Wait, maybe you can't actually.
No, you can't.
You can't.
Bro, I should have it.
Because I was yapping too much.
I'll mute up as well and I'll fully lock in.
We're going to a fucking BO3 designer.
You already know, bro.
I'll lock in.
Because I didn't apply the basics of GeoGas.
Here we go.
I'm going to death nap.
Check that song.
Wait, you don't need to because you already know the hemisphere.
That's right. Best of luck you will need it bro. Best of luck you will need it. That's why I didn't check the sunshade. You see why?
Alright. Good luck buddy. Good luck buddy.
I definitely...
Checked luck. I'm not losing.
South America or South Africa? God be South Africa.
Oh no.
Do I put him under pressure? Does it even matter? Does he gather more information by looking?
Oh!
Oh no.
Is that Ghana? Nigeria?
It's Ghana or Nigeria. One of the two.
Gonna go Nigeria.
Oh no.
Yes!
I gotta be closer now, alright?
Please tell me I went around. Let's go Jack!
Uh, 91?
What is 10,000 divided by 91? How many rounds would it take me if I do 91?
It's on the right. It's on the right. It's this Taiwan. This is Taiwan, GG!
It's gotta be Taiwan, right?
It can't be anything else. Yeah, it literally can't be anything else. So it's Tai-Pai.
Can I find the 5k? Can I find the 5k? Because he knows this is Tai-Pai as well, probably, right?
Do I see anything?
So this is a crossway with a bridge on top a crossway with a bridge on top check this out check this out
I need to find a bridge
Not really brah
Almost almost because the bridge was on top chat
Let's go.
That's what we're getting there.
This could be a 24-hour stream.
Oh no.
This is where he wins, bro.
Because he looks at the fucking dirt and sees like,
this is personally dirt.
No, no.
This is America.
Bro, he's like,
like right now he's yapping on a stream line.
These light poles are really significant for the European.
Like, shut your bitch-ass up, bro.
This bottle right here the way that we padded it shows the type of cement and this is the one that they use in like
This guy bro. He's so cracked out nerded bro like
It's part of a cloud and geogas house that even I said yep, I didn't think I yep. I didn't think
No, no, I don't know I don't know no, I didn't think
9, 9, 9 bro, B07, no, no, no, Chad how am I supposed to know, how am I supposed to know
Why would he even think about it if he gets this, this is not possible bro
Mexico or South Africa, Chad all it takes is one guess where he's wrong and I'm right
He gets literally no information. This is where I kill him, right?
So it has to attack with south America
And he will never he will never guess this why because it's in the middle of nowhere in Mexico, bro
Probably here, bro. So banana fucking trees
This is where I get him bro, this is where I get him
This is where I fucking get him bro, what I can watch on him. What is he doing?
he has no idea yes no idea he's going in the mountains and I see
I feel like I got robbed, things like, what?
I feel like you could tell me which country it is.
I feel like you could give me longitude, latitude, a circle, the country, the nation,
Bro, you could show me a picture of what it looks like there and I wouldn't fucking win
You could give me AI you can put a fucking butt pluck up my ass and I'm vibrating from close and you're still gonna fucking win 3.0
How
Hello
This is my broken eyes like celebrating
Zixac!
Yo, are you taking the piss?
Are you taking the piss, bro?
Like, are you in the toilet right now?
Zixac!
He said, net dropped.
Should be back in one minute.
So...
So his internet is going down and he's still fucking absolutely clubbed my ass, how is
this even possible?
Everything is going against him, I know the latitude, I know exactly where it is bro,
his ass is getting didos and he's still winning, how?
Chat, how can we even make this fair?
I don't think these sheets are enough bro, I don't think these sheets are enough.
He said net spend dropped something so he has to go
Is that a vape?
Plia chat this oh, hi fucks person that spent chat. How did he do this well?
Use latitude and longitude profile use latitude and longitude. I see where it is no
Did you deal us him to avoid 50 gifted
No, I didn't bro. No, I didn't bro. Even if I would know his shit, bro
wouldn't do it. What are you talking about bro? Use a circle. Bro. Do I use a circle
bro? I mean a circle is just random though like it just shows me where it is. I don't
know if I like the circle idea. What were the other sheets shot? Do they work in I'm
I'm scared to check.
Well...
Gold by the way.
How am I this bad, bro?
I can't queue a game, right?
I will get banned, I think.
Single player maybe?
You will get banned?
Chad, do they have fucking single player?
Yeah, you're right.
Bro, you fucking rinsed me, bro.
Let me gift him 50 right now, bro.
50 right now bro Chad who wants those sheets bro who wants those sheets bro
I'll sell them for 10 bucks one one one gift it's up. I sent you the code, bro
Zigzag that's a joke
No cheating allowed
No, you're all are being sassy barkers, bro
Oh my yeah
I
Was it I was about to give you 50 bro, and I look at your offline chat and they're saying owner is delusional L only
What the fuck
How did you do this zigzag like what I wish they have thousand thousand year guesser
I
Yeah, but I have thousands of hours and CS and I wouldn't be able to do this right now
Like what am I this job, bro? I had the longitude bro. I know I knew exactly where was that
Yeah
I gave that anything we can do like
Yeah, now I agree bro, that's the thing though, that's the thing though, you know
Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah
I'm not gonna lie your internet is dying right now, bro. Like you're a little bit. Yes
Bra, what is this? This isn't saying never happens
Shies
It's the cheats, bro. Maybe you got some cheats as well, bro, and you're getting back dot right now
Ziggs egg we do have to do it wait
So if not with infinite guesses, it should be much easier for me than just having longitude, right?
um
It I think I think if we run it back. I'll also play a no-moving panning or zooming like still image
And we'll give you infinite gases and then we can do a rematch. We can we can we can run the bat back, okay?
Infinite gases and you can't no move no panel zoom
Yeah, I like that. I like that. All right. Let me know when that sheet is available, okay?
And I'll gladly oh my god imagine you could use that a multiplayer bro
Your enemy just sees you putting down a hundred pins that one. I would actually use a new player
I wouldn't all right. Let's believe it. Yeah, I'll stream over zigzag bro. Um
Shicer bro, shicer
To a street that has no lights and I just lost lost my wallet, bro
I'll come up with a nice fair rule set. I'll do some testing with my friend who's about as good as you
Okay, and then and then and then we can run okay, bro. I'm halla down. I'm halla down. You let me know bro
You let me know okay. See like I'm always
Like three and you out nine it's just leave me scheduled cooked
Cooked roll mine as well
Zizek, I was awake until 4 yesterday. How do we fix it?
I was awake till 6.
How do we fix it? I have to fix it as well right now.
What do we do? Do you ever do the method where you just stay up the whole time and then you just...
Never. I've never done that.
I tried it once and it was low-key refreshing. I can't even lie.
You're trolling.
No, you're not. But I've only done it once though.
So wait so you stay awake though over the night and then you stay awake the whole day
And then you go to bed early because it's so fried is the method
Here's the method you do whatever you like go to bed whenever you want and then he sleep into like 3 p.m
And then you do the all nighter and then step the whole day and then go to bed like 6 7 p.m
Oh I could do that today, bro. Oh
Shit because I woke up at fucking too low key at 2 p.m
It's really bad right now really bad. It's the Americans bro because of that American tournaments, bro
Like I'm just full chopped like and you know dear guess the whole viewership is Europe
So that's why I step so late as well. So, you know
Hey, you have the same struggle but in Europe Europe people are active at like six now not at fucking 2 a.m.
What are you talking about?
No, but I'm a held behind you guys. Oh ahead of you. I forgot about time zones. Oh my gosh
Why you know moving bro come to Europe? No
I like Australia. It's nice
It's that nice bro, that's crazy, bro, I wouldn't move
Didn't have stuff holding that
Damn, that's crazy. That's crazy. I mean, hey, you know all the spots because you've been through everything like fucking in game
Right exactly exactly what what was you the most bro?
What nation bro when you get it in Geo guys feel like wow this nature, bro
Oh, like sit here. Let me tell you let me tell you the country that inspired me to go there
Just because I saw it on GeoGuest it was Slovenia.
Slovenia?
Slovenia is hella beautiful.
Never even like, consider, let me see.
Oh, bro, bro, Google, Google, Lakebled.
Lakebled.
Brother's place was insane to visit, I'm telling you.
Oh my, wait, you went there?
Yes.
You went there?
Yes.
You saw it in GeoGuest and then you went there?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You like this one youtuber bro, I love this guy wait you have to watch him. Oh my you probably do. There's one guy
Who finds stuff on Google Earth and then he travels there, bro, you know him wait?
Google Earth
craziest
Wait, he's the absolute go bro. Wait
Is it this guy I can hear by the voice what in this video I'm gonna be now this one's fake
Yeah, what is his name bro? What is his name? No, not GeoWizard. GeoWizard is the gold as well, bro
Like he is the gold bro, but but
He inspired me to stop playing, you know
Really bro, I love you guys. I even bought a vinyl bro. I even bought the CD, bro
Like he makes music as well. I bought the vinyl bro the first time I bought merch of somebody
Fucking GeoWizard. It's good music too. I agree. You have to watch the exact if you didn't watch this
I swear this is and Chad this is the biggest recommendation ever bro instead of watching Netflix and watching some brainwad
watch this geo wizard what is it where wait it's with his friend bro what was
a call chat this one right here how not to travel Europe this is the greatest
serious one of the greatest one on YouTube I'm not joking chat how not
it's fine it's so good now these two guys they're vibing so hard to get that
chat this is like you and your high school friend bro exploring the world
like this is those vibes bro like they're just cracking jokes talking to
like random people like y'all can you take this is so good
I was watching a podcast with him the other day and apparently Welsh Greg is
actually like his step-brother or something like they grew up together yeah
I never knew that they're so like open-minded both of them like so yeah
yeah yeah all right wait but what was the guy called that I'm an bro with
where you know him bro he has a dog he has a dog and he goes to these like
remote places in the middle of nowhere bro because you saw them on
Google Earth um someone saying let me see if this true I'm trying to read the
chat i'm trying to who the fuck is this guy
all the so many fakes bro no bro this is not the goal bro
chat who knows what i'm talking about bro
the pov
right i don't really watch short form stuff like that so it's not short form
Oh it's long phone, right? I don't need to hear it.
This is the gold! This is the gold!
I'm trying to fire solar eclipse.
No, no, no, no.
What? You don't know the POV channel? Say what lie you don't know.
I don't know.
I said I understood. You will be in love. I'm not joking, bro.
Because this guy is vibe. All of these other guys, they just look out for YouTube views.
This guy is doing it for the passion, bro. This guy is roaming around with his dog, bro.
He finds the shit on Google Earth and he goes there, bro. It's so golden.
Chad, I don't watch on my man.
That's what I'm talking about, bro
I promise you, next time we talk, I will have watched it and we can discuss it
We can discuss it, okay?
Hey, shit, it's fucking golden, bro
It's literally moving, bro
Recommend me a video, recommend me a video
Flowing across
Anything, bro, anything, whatever you like when you saw it
He's one of those YouTubers?
Yes, bro, yes, bro, he just goes there
Like, look, I found giant trees on Google Earth
And then he just goes there with his dog, bro
Look at those guys, Nacho, this is the guy
The largest trees on Earth exist on the west coast of North America
Has he been to Lake Blatt and I was trying to find one even though earth and even though they're over 300 feet tall
It's extremely difficult
But then I saw these pictures of 18th century loggers in California. This one's called the field Brook giant
You don't just want to watch this video and then he goes there, bro. Yo zigzag, bro. We got a chat later, bro
Yeah, we are we are we are hey
You got the 50
Gee
Okay, but I promise next time I like I like organize it with a friend. I see that see a balance slightly in your favor
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm happy that you didn't say 100 different, but I would have done a hundred
I would have done 200 round like
If I said a thousand you probably would have done it, but that would be yes. Yes
I'm happy that you didn't. Ah, yo wait zigzag
Yeah, yeah, can you cure rank game right now? I have to at the toilet if you want to quickly like
Ooh, screen share and Q, right?
Yeah, that would be sick.
If you can quickly like, it's like, I don't want to ask you like,
Yo, can you like, do something for my chat?
Like, like do a trick type, but I don't know if you want it.
Like, I just take Regis over quick.
That would be sick, bro.
Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like, it feels fucked up, bro.
I feel like I'm asking you to gesture for my chat, bro.
But it's not like that, bro.
Like, I appreciate that, bro.
I appreciate that.
And by the way, I have not Q'd a ranked game on Geared
just because I'm like kind of washed right now.
I have knocked you to rank game on Jir in like 8-9 months maybe?
So...
What?
This is very exclusive.
Oh my gosh!
Wait, you don't have to do it if you don't want to.
You can also 1v1 check me.
No, no, I won't do it.
Okay, okay.
I'll BRB, bro.
You're the girl, bro.
Thank you so much, bro.
Thank you so much.
Alright.
You got it, bro.
You got it, you got it.
Alright.
Peace out, peace out.
I'll BRB, I'll BRB.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can talk to chat if you want.
You can open the chat.
the chat but don't cheat don't take their recommendations for that cheating
okay let's see here let's see careful don't leak don't leak it's showing like the thing
yeah bro i completely forgot it i'm oh my gosh oh my gosh it was nothing crazy it was nothing
crazy i hope it wasn't the chief bro it didn't be far a big cheat cheating apocalypse
Well, he babes, let's look in. Wait, the queue is dead right now, apparently. Someone, surely
someone in the chat is 2,000 rated in conqueue. Anyway guys, basically once you get to this
rank it's kind of hard to find a game and I'm hoping that if I win one if I win
this game I think I'm gonna be like top 10 in the world ranked but I just don't
have an illa right now because I haven't played in a while come on do I have to
add someone on discord this isn't saying is this not like prime time
time, Europe. Any georgasic questions, guys?
Answer any while we wait. How do you even
crack? You just basically, well, you can practice different ways.
You just basically play over and over and over.
Otherwise, you can also do studying. There's like a bunch of documents.
You can learn phone codes, whatever.
OK, I'm going to queue up the other mode as well.
I'm not as good at no moving, but why is this, man?
There has to be someone playing.
Bro, this is the problem.
You just get too high and then there's no games.
I know you 30K ELO CS people understand me.
Bruh, I played two Inferno games today on CS both over time.
Lost one, tied one.
Bruh, this isn't fair.
No one in 27,000 of you is high enough for you to kill me.
This is this is this is a bad look for onie's chat. Okay. I'm gonna start adding people
Who's online?
Wait fin bar
Wait
Oh true, okay, okay, my friend my friend said he'll queue a game with me
Wait, so let's just let's just exit the queue and play a party game
This bound the party, new party, and give it to my friend.
Here we go.
Okay, we're doing one last one against one of the best players in the world.
Let's get it.
NBZ, what did I just do?
Aperture World, NBZ, let's go.
Okay, we're back, we're back, we're back.
Fimba, he's like the best Irish player in the world, guys.
Very, very strong player.
Let's go.
Okay, so this looks like down here to me.
I don't exactly know where, but it's like one of these roads, I think.
We see mountains over there to our west that are pretty snowy.
I think that might be like one of these roads here, to be honest.
I don't know.
Could be further south as well.
We'll see.
Okay.
We've guessed the same road.
It was a little further up.
That's good.
Let's start.
So, but when you get closer, you get a multiplier as well, kind of like, okay,
this is good for us.
This is Australia.
like Tasmania to me probably in the Hobart area but I'm not too sure much
than not too sure it could be other places as well that's kind of it almost
feels a bit too dry for that though he's crying he's got the crying emoji guys
okay let's let's put the pressure on him I'm not like I'm not 100% sure it
could also be like south of Sydney down here as well if I miss remember
it? Let's see. Okay, he's got the same. Bang! Okay, we're closer. That's what I'm talking
about guys. Okay, we got the multiplier. So that means we also get 1.5 times damage now.
Okay, okay, okay. This is Israel or Palestine. It could be either. Hills East, Hills East.
It feels like the north of the country to me.
I don't know, Finn Barth is going to be better than me at this kind of round.
I'm going to go here. This could be like here or something.
I'm going to go like that.
But yeah guys, if you want to recognize Israel, they have the yellow lines on the outside a lot of the time
and they have yellow number plates as well.
Nah, he's closer. Yeah. 71 points only, but he gets the multiplier.
Okay, okay. Oh, this is Tunisia. He's gonna be, he's gonna do well at this.
He's better at like getting the exact spot than I am. But this is like the road outside of Tunis,
I would say. We like here maybe. I don't know. I'm just gonna guess so he doesn't get it too quickly, you know.
I don't know though guys, he's better than me at finding the exact spot.
Is it even there?
It could be further south, to be fair.
No, I'm not sure, no I'm thinking it's actually over here.
Yeah, I think it's going to be further south, like Svex area.
Is it?
Oh, bang!
Okay, what a good switch.
I thought he was definitely going to get the exact spot.
But I saw there was tons of olive trees, like the olive trees, that's more for
the south.
Ok, that's what I'm talking about guys, ok, Korea, ah I suck at Korea guys, literally
my least favorite country in the entire game, I mean Korea just looks the same in the entire
country man, I can't even do this at all, I'm gonna click, I'm gonna click just Gumi,
Gumi, I'm just gonna click the middle, click in the middle works guys trust, was he?
Yes, let's go, again, we're on the multiply guys, come on though, yo, only what's up.
Thank you for taking over.
Chad, is he better than me or no, bro?
And be honest, bro.
They saw my gameplay, and now they're seeing yours.
Guys, if you're not honest, it'll hurt my feelings.
But, like, you know.
He mugs you.
Your batter, similar.
Chad.
OK.
Why is your mouse green, bro?
Why the fuck are you mudding your mouse, bro?
Like, why are you mudding your windows, bro?
That's part of the G.R.G.S. culture, man.
You spend so long with your cursor,
you become intimately attached to it, you know?
It's like it's like skins, right when I play games, you're right when I play games like I see across our
It's like you change your cross
Bro a cook the fucking emerald bro
I don't know what city this is. I'm gonna go copy opera. Maybe wait. Oh, you said same
No, man. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in the first game or bird because the queue was super dead
Okay, I'll fast guess how long is this game wait it's 2.5 now. No, no don't sauce game. I want to watch
Okay, I like cuckins
Listen up. Listen up. This guy's the best player in the world at Russia. He's shut your bitch
Do you know him the best in the world? Yeah? Yeah, he's my friend. So
I'm trying to
Work out. This is actually Ukraine or Russia though. I
Think it's England, bro
In England they would have to get white lines in the center of the road. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry not England
brother I don't know what this is to be honest with you why not way stupid sorry
sorry sorry sorry some respect are you some respect
hey bro sit talking is the only thing I can do in this game bro
well he's taken a long time that's kind of good like it's got hills in the
background this is really confusing to me like why are the hills in the
background I feel like this is actually kind of out here but I'm not sure
Wait, it could be up here
Bro, I don't know. I'm just gonna guess yeah, please just let me survive. I just want to survive
No, no, no, he's the best player in the world at Russia and he literally thought
Why you're in so looking is in you guys
Yeah because we have the white dashes on the outside and the pole that's a lot of
plus it's super dry with that combination of those three things you know
you're in Zanigul. Can you edit that round out of the stream?
Haha, thin bar, I don't know bro. Just say you're in an entrapment or something.
Like what? Where did he even go bro? He went, wait he went rush out in the middle of nowhere no?
On the last one or what? He did go rush around, it wasn't even rush around as you could.
I
Mean you don't know what this is you're literally in there you're almost there, bro
It matters you got you it's the individual multipliers. Oh fuck. They changed the rules. Oh, what is this?
This is confusing me
Australia, I think it's the US. I think it's the US. I think it's like Missouri maybe
wait
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going like
Am I yeah, I'm going here. Why are you not looking around? Is this NMPs? It's NMPs that it's it's yeah
Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on zigzag. Zack. That's a lot of damage
We can take that. We can take that. We can take that
Lock in it was Oklahoma. That's a crazy round now fin bar has a longitude cheat. I'm telling you bro
Lucky way, um
This is also one of my worst countries Kazakhstan
I've been there I can tell you
Wait true you have what what you meant to come to I am Melbourne. I remember I was I was came to meet you
This is not a son of my friend. It is not a son or instead. It's outside
Look, he's way better than me at this country and
Don't know I'm doing the strat where you just kind of click the middle. I'm doing that strat classic your hedging
Yeah, I'm doing the hedge. Come on, man
Always do a waterhatch on the Asian countries like on the
Bro you mark this guy happy bro, can you do one?
This this guy is currently like rated within like top definitely top 20 if not top 10 in the world
So I'm okay. Okay zigzag. Are you the type of guy before you cue the next game, bro
Are you the type of guy and be honest that down talks yourself like bro?
You said yeah guys, but I'm washed you just beat the top 20. What are you talking about bro? Be confident, bro
I'm like I'm like I'm low-key like soft for title the moment. I'm not even playing in like the leagues and stuff
You're doing it again
You're fucking crap. We just saw it
She likes bro wait when you weren't high school things like well when you want high school on uni, bro
But you the type of guy that said guys, but I didn't study and then you got a fucking a bro
Say yes or no
Okay, bro
One more game, bro. We need a rank game, bro, please. Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah
The right he was so dead that he like he's one of the best players in the world
He just hit me up and said like let's just do that instead. Oh, ha W Finn bar Finn bar
But he's also got YouTube sub up to Finn bar on YouTube if you want some of the finbuggers like he does like ranked content
Stuff like that's good. Oh, this might be his country. Wait, it's in my left hand side of the road
What is ranked at that?
At my elo because I'm like over 2,000 elo fast
Yeah
Chat no one can stream snap in my 2,000
Yeah, yeah, we queued on stream with 27,000 viewers and no one queued into me
Chad are you in people like we're in people like
Four minutes five minutes. Yeah, wait, I mean the chat the chat watch is like who they can relate with right like chat
But I'm clever like how are you guys not minimum good elo, bro?
that's what I'll say it's too low for me wait hold on bro they're saying you're
too low bro
they're saying you're too low bro
mmm I'm oh yeah yeah maybe well you weren't you weren't queuing while you're
vaping right sir
what okay bro okay okay I see I saw a vape on that picture bro I saw a vape on
the picture bro and show me the fucking discos on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Well, you got me, bro, you really got me.
That's right, that's right.
I saw that bubblegum ice.
Walk us through the next one.
Walk us through it.
OK, OK.
I'll explain for the rest if you want.
Yeah, I'll shut up.
OK, OK.
So what are you thinking right now?
So immediately, this kind of brick that we have here
is like really typical of Andorra, which
is this country that lies between Spain and France.
And it's mountainous, which also fits for the country.
The architecture in the background also confirms it.
But the thing is, we want to get the multipliers.
We want to be closer.
So I'm going to try and end the log on the mountain.
Simple the gold is in Andorra right now.
Sorry.
Seriously?
Yes, for practice.
It's a tax haven.
A lot of CS pros are there.
True.
They have a lot of eSports stuff happening there.
This has got quite a lot of population.
So I'm thinking it's going to be near the capital
Andorra.
One of the biggest streamers lives there, bro.
a lot of the biggest remorse.
Oh, because it's tax haven.
I mean, when you pay taxes like in Australia, you start to use it.
And look at the nature, bro.
Like, it actually looks nice.
Because check out Martha, for example.
It's full shop, right?
It's tax haven, but it's shop.
I agree.
Andorra's definitely a nice looking tax haven in the Malta.
I agree.
Okay, this is the US.
So we have the yellow center lines.
We have trees which are like very generic.
It makes me concerned because I feel like this could be a lot of different places in the eastern US
We have this little reflector on the road that reminds me of like the states that you find like in the middle
Like that's kind of infrastructure. You get in the middle of the country
He gets where I'm located concerned about this one. I can't even lie like I think he's gonna be closer
I don't know
Germany genuinely
Like it's not Germany because of the yellow lines in the middle, you know, okay?
I'm just going to go Virginia here.
Nice!
That was the exact boss!
Bro, that was a quick, that was a cool quick.
Basically with that one?
I don't know about this one.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, with that one I saw a tree that I thought reminded me of there.
Okay, I'm going to go really fast because there's a detail here which is these trees
and I was like if he doesn't see it, he doesn't see it.
He saw it.
Yeah, he saw it but I was too close.
Damage.
Oh, you saw a fucking tree?
Like what are you talking about?
Yeah, it's called the Paraná Pine. It's only found in southern Brazil.
FAS?
Really? It's like one of our favorite trees in the community. Everyone loves that tree.
Okay, this is a divided highway and it's super dry, so this is probably the highway
number 15 in Jordan.
Why? Why? I don't see a sign that says Highway 15.
Yeah. I don't know. I just know the road.
Where you've been to Israel?
No, this is Jordan, bro. This is Jordan.
Oh, yo bro, I'm tweaking bro like
But how do you know that it's not a neighboring city because like you just see nature. No, how do you know it's Jordan?
Just because we've got the black Google car here yellow outer line
And I just know that I just know the kind like what these countries look like really well
Especially these ones that don't have that much Google Strip you
He's so bad
Oh, this is Germany, I think.
Sorry, friend boat.
Wait, I can tell you about Austria, Austria.
Austria.
Us?
Bro, I know.
I'm German.
That's not Austria.
Brother, look at this road.
Look at the house.
But look at this road.
This would never be Austria.
Austria has nice roads.
Yo, I should be disrespected,
but Loki all roads are chopped.
No way.
That's why you say it's Germany, bro.
No, I'm joking.
But it is definitely East Germany.
like bad roads East Germany is actually like
yeah oh no wait look at his HP for a
second anyway please be Austria bro
please be Austria oh oh he was he was
closer in the wrong country that's
chopped man check or maybe he did a
hatch with Austria he thought it was
Austria maybe too this is awesome in
Switzerland okay this one's like you
hard though Switzerland bro this is like
the first one where I've not been sure about the country in a while I got you
Switzerland it can't be Switzerland because of the Google camera type like
the Google cameras kind of closer to the ground in Switzerland this is this is
um this is genuinely a hard round I'm not quite sure it look you could be
Austria though I could see Austria I can see something Germany France I know
which one of us but I can't tell him shut up it's cheating that's fine that's fine
no these houses are more East Eastern European I'm looking at these ones they're
more Eastern European these could even be like it's like Czech it's like Czech
Slovakia like something like that I think you know like the whole world world is
that yeah all the ones that have Google Street because there's also those
countries that don't have a street view. Call me nuts. Call me nuts. Do you, if, if, if,
when I travel somewhere, right, like any country, I'm hyped to explore because you've
seen the nicest parts of this earth. Is it more boring for you to, like, do you need,
you know how you always get crazy? No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. No, not the case.
Like when you, when you, uh, when you play geography, you notice so much more.
It's like, it's like this.
If you like, if you were driving past a bridge in the car and your friend was a
bridge builder, like an engineer, he would like see so much more about the bridge.
Right.
He would understand the bridge.
So it's like that when I travel, I really appreciate everything a lot.
You know, when, when you're with a friend, like when you're on vacation,
bro, like, do you just, yep, like, oh yeah, here, here we have the
light poles, which are just two of them, bro.
I feel like you could tour the tour guide bro.
I'm exactly like that.
That's funny as shit.
Oh my gosh.
So wait, what was...
Yo, W's for Finnbar bro, for joining up.
What was...
Bro, I have questions. How old are you bro?
I'm 25 years old.
25. You're younger than me.
But only a little bit.
So wait, what's on your bucket list in life bro?
Like, I feel like...
Because probably traveling is a big part of it, right?
Like that you want to do, no?
Bro, that's a good question.
I want to have a family.
I want to travel quite a lot.
I want to leave the world better, be a good person.
I don't know.
Just normal people goals, I would say.
OK, but you don't have like, because for example,
like the YouTuber that I showed you, right?
He has these spots that he finds on Google Earth.
Oh, like you mean like travel goals.
For example, yeah.
Like a spot that maybe, like for example,
I remember doing a bucket list at some point, brother.
And I put some shit on it, oh, I got a leak.
Oh, my gosh.
And I remember putting on my bucket list,
like I saw like a video and it was like the biggest
cave in the world or something.
Like, I want to go there, bro.
Like that's all my bucket list.
And Greenland, I want to go to Greenland,
like things like that, you know?
Right, right, right, right.
I really want to go to Madera Island
I've been to Madera
Yeah that's sick, what did you think of it?
To me that's like one of the top ones I want to go to
That's on your bucket list bro, just go there
It's really nice
Look where I live man, look where I live
Don't
It's so easy
Oh my god
This is my work account bro, it doesn't have my home
Okay okay, I'm sharing your screen
screen just so you know. Now they know you live in Australia bro. I hope that's fine.
Madeira is really nice bro. It's really nice. The crazy thing is,
zoom in on Madeira again bro. The thing is when I was there, I was there with my mom for like a
week on like a family trip and the thing about Madeira is bro, you go from the right of the
island to the left. It's like what? It's like a 40 minute drive or something and the weather
is completely different bro. It could be storming on the one side and it's sunny on
on the other one, bro. And wait, that's cool. Yes. And the nature is absolutely ridiculous,
bro. The locals are super friendly. That's a big, big thing for me in places, bro, when
I go on vacation. And for example, I was in Malta one time, the locals, they hate you,
bro, because you go there, like all the people, the rich people move there to save
tax. And they'd fucking the whole country gets fucked, right? Like the fucking house
pricing, there's construction everywhere. It's full shop like the locals hate
people which I understand I would hate other people too like that like I don't
want to go places where they don't whether they don't want you there yeah
welcome and there we were yapping with those locals bro like that was so chill
bro it's amazing it's amazing vibe bro it's an amazing vibe bro really I
didn't expect that that's actually so cool it's so nice it's so nice a lot of
charm and streamers move that though like it is it is getting more interesting
more popular but all right like it's it's it's a hit when you're out here all
you have is tourism right so they probably don't mind that when you're
all you yeah I had to make money yeah yeah yeah I guess I guess yeah yeah yeah
that's what you have bro it's like I'm trying to think of like there's some
like insane places in the world that are just in the middle of nowhere
but on I really want to go to baton like this time so I watched a video
from yes theory it's like they're what the happiest place look at the
something the happiest oh yeah yeah as well as well yeah look at this place man
look these are random workers on the road in the middle like this place is
like I caught on a little bit it does it does you know the thing as well I think
I've guessed Ecuador and Bhutan that's actually valid by the way no the thing
the thing about Bhutan though there's like a tourism tax you have to pay like
couple hundred dollars a day I think one two hundred dollars a day to even
visit the country is that good or bad that's maybe good I don't know it's
It's a good thing because it's less tourist and because they actually, yeah, they get more money for the, like, what's a fairly poor country, but like, to me, like, it could be worth it.
I think it's so beautiful.
Time, bro.
Now again, you're bro, you will love this YouTuber, bro. Like the way you talk about this place right now, because this YouTuber bro, like, he's, he's, he's made a video on the top 10 places on earth that no one will ever see or something, right?
Literally places where you can't like no one has ever went to apparently like places on earth where like the middle of a jungle
And he like shows it on Google Earth like there's places on earth where no one has ever touched a foot
How cool is that imagine you go there, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah being the first bit imagine, you know for sure
You're the first human to set foot yes piece of dirt listen, bro
I'm gonna watch one of these videos right now and like I'm gonna watch that video fuck it
Let me see which one is a chat. Oh my gosh
I have to watch it. You want to watch it together or is it too late for you?
Yeah, let's watch it together 30 minutes
I'm down lucky you're being asked to do like I feel like yes
Yes, of course, you're low key only you should actually commit to Jirgessa because like you have a love for the world
That's that's like the common thing amongst most of the pros is that they love the world
Bro, I love for me the thing that makes me the happiest in life, bro
It's fine. It's fine like meeting new people meeting different cultures exploring nature
Animals that's what makes me happy life. This is the number one thing, bro
This is this is why I'm happy to make like some good money because it means that I can do that shit that allows me to do
Like whatever I want when it comes to this bro and chat I appreciate you for all of that
And I wish that everybody achieved their dreams, bro. This is my dream bro to travel bro
I fucking love traveling bro. I was for one year Ecuador after high school
Maybe that's why this way
Because that was the most fun. I've had in my life, bro other than right now the stream is kind of bustin
Do the geogas are shut nice bro with the longitude and shit, but I appreciate that
You know, that's what they say that they you get bitten by the treble bug, right? Yes, bro
Those people over there like I swear bro because they have like we have everything here
We take everything for granted bro
You got mad when in the morning your electricity goes off bro over there
I was in a place bro working on a farm per my culture farm
You had to go 30 minutes with car to even make a phone call, bro
And those people they were just living the life with like fucking farming some food
They had dogs they were they were fucking happy as a bro, and they had like their local
Say I bet they were happy though. Well, they were so happy. All right, bro. Let's watch this shit, bro
No, no, no, you will have a new favorite YouTube. I'm not talking
We gotta watch this shit right now. Yo, where can you share on discol?
Yes, yes, I can bro.
Yo, Chad.
No, no, no, you don't understand, you don't understand.
Most change title and category, oh my god, please.
Wait, let me share right now.
Yo bro, you don't know how this-
I've never seen the thing from this guy, never.
Yo, I hope you don't.
After a second say, oh, I know this guy.
Chad, I get so much joy, I wonder if you know what I mean.
In showing somebody something that they get excited about.
Like, sometimes I find a new song off stream,
I'm excited to show it to a friend or maybe sometimes to chat
Bro, I'm so excited to show you this guy right now, bro
Okay, okay, here we go
The ultimate impossible to reach places on Google Earth zigzag three
I'm a Google
I mean, of course, you're playing here we go
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let me make sure that everything's good.
Bang, we need this.
Hello, and welcome to the ultimate impossible to reach places on Google Earth.
I'm convinced that these locations would be famous and considered among the greatest natural wonders of the entire world
if they hadn't become impossible to access due to geography, geopolitics, or unusual events that occurred over the course of human history.
because of their inaccessibility
bro
there's places
no one can ever go to bro
he's going to show places where only like one person of humankind has ever stepped a
foot on
and then he says it was this guy
bro imagine you travel to these places or something like it's just nice to admire them as well right?
i would love to do one of those places in my life
i'm not even joking bro maybe reach out to him
like because he's doing sometimes those videos where he goes
in the middle of nowhere in the jungle and it's one of the only people that went
there
like i'm not joking he would take you on a trip probably
have some of the places like stele
actually
well the thing is like the country is so huge in the circuit people here
that's actually going to
nature remaining on our planet
number six probably won't make this list in a couple years
i've looked across the ocean to number three
and number one
is the strangest and most beautiful coastline in the entire world and the source of a massive
dispute between two superpower countries.
Number 10 is the Pingaluit Crater in Canada. Located in the frigid expanses of Quebec's
Ungava Peninsula, this lake is fascinating for several reasons. Most obvious is its
perfectly circular appearance and the fact that water does not flow in or out of it.
As you can see, nowhere along its rim is it connected to the vast water networks of
Canada.
This is a direct result of its origin from a massive meteor impact around 1.4 million
years ago that left an 800 meter radius.
Brother's sake, brother, brother, and the storytelling rice flour.
Look, and he's also got the drone pictures.
76-foot deep crater with an uplifted rim and a crystallized layer of bedrock underneath
After the impact the crater was slowly filled with rain and snow over thousands of years
Which is why that's a clearest most ultra pure water anywhere the end result is like the biggest
most refreshing cup of water
Bro, well imagine you're there with your dog hiking and then you drink some of that bro
You go out on the canoe and you just like sit there in the middle just just looking out
Brain eating I'm I'm I'm Eba a hundred percent you think no shot
No, it's pure. He said so
There's no other dick. I think I how it doesn't mean you can get here. There's no trees. Look. There's no life yet
Wait, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right
You're right, but they would have nothing to eat inside that they would die
sometimes I see a creek and I'm like yo bro it would be good to go fishing here
but sometimes like like there do you think that's fish inside nine right how
did they get inside not possible do you think maybe the only way they could get
there is if at one point it flooded and then they came from another pond and
how do you say it originated again just rainwater no with the crater created
it was a it was a meat media strike right and no connection so it can't
be a fish in there right birds well I'm saying it's it was he said that was
over a million years ago so maybe that like the ice age or something happened
and the sea level rose or went down and then the fish came in that way.
Could be bro. Imagine fishing here bro, did you?
I'd love to take a sip. The only problem is access is extremely restricted for everyone
except the local Inuit community. To get there you need to fly to increasingly small
Inuit towns heading north into Quebec until the nearest village can get you within
55 miles of the crater.
So, XCC is from Quebec, no?
Is he Inuit? Then he can go, bro.
What is Inuit?
Aboriginal, Aboriginal Canadian.
Aboriginal.
Like the original people who lived there.
XCC, yes or no, you think?
If he is only a little bit, probably.
Check, check, check.
I wonder how, like, who can go if you have to be 100% Aborigini?
Inuit guides can take you to the remainder of the way
and take you to the remainder of the way by hiking
or via dog sled or snowmobile in the winter.
This is possible.
Imagine going to the dog sled over there.
What?
Wait, so people have been here.
This is a photo.
Yes, he said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Again, it's top 10 places impossible to reach,
but like, like the greatest ones,
but some people have been there.
Like, you can't go there, bro.
Are you into it?
I don't think so, buddy.
You're from Australia, bro.
You will never see this place, exact.
Don't cry, bro.
That's possibly undertaking, with price tags starting around 10,000 Canadian dollars per person.
For this reason, only 20 to 60 tourists manage to reach it every year.
And that's why it comes in last.
20 to 60 a year, bro.
I heard a stat.
How many people, the least visited country, what was it, North Korea or something?
And they only take in, what is it, 500 a year or something?
But I have to look that up.
I'm not joking.
Korea's on my bucket list
You know what's really cool. Yeah, you would like this you would like this you can go and watch like a street
Footage from North Korea. Have you ever done that before bro? I've watched fucking bro. There's people leaking shit all the time
I've watched probably fucking
1000 hours of North Korea documentaries, bro
I think it's so intriguing to like yes, bro
I was addicted at some point check type one. Don't you know what I mean, bro at some point
I was in the North Korea idol, and I was like
All the sudden bro all the sudden I click on one and already watch this one bang and there's people on tiktok bro on tiktok
Sometimes there's a counts bro. I think it's propaganda
Like North Korean accounts for who like walk around and shit like it's really public at this point
Have you ever watched any dash cam footage from there?
Dash cam. I don't know but that's good stuff. I like watching dash cam footage from North Korea
They're probably ass rivals over there. No front
I think it didn't seem that bad to me.
Wait, 5K a year? That's a lot. I heard 500, what the fuck?
Now, but in North Korea, I would only go when I'm already 60 years old or something, when I don't have fully...
If they want to keep me there, maybe they were about a clip, bro.
Maybe right now they're watching, bro, somebody, bro, and they're like,
Yo, bro, what is he talking about?
You called that traffic bad, and they just keep you there.
I mean I did I was about you said no, and now I believe you like it's probably not bad. Oh, yeah
Yeah, you guys like it that that that can be part of your defense when you have to get out of jail
And they give you a trial
It's fascinating as it is this is the only place on this list that can feasibly be reached even with all the money and time
See the only one example number nine
Okay, number nine, you know Sarah Alcono, yeah, honey
me
Alcono in Peru deep in some of the wildest jungle of the Amazon rainforest along the Peru Brazil border
Stands a very tall pyramid shaped mountain not a single photo has been taken of it from up close
Joe very little is actually known here and that has some people believing it is indeed an ancient pyramid now
Is that real?
Well, he said there was no photos up close, so I guess not.
Haha.
Well, you surely can fly a plane there, no?
Yeah, I think it's real.
Well, it's not up close.
I think he means, like, from it, or...
If this is real to you.
But look at the trees, though.
Look at the left of the trees.
They're, like, blobs.
Mmm, you're right, you're right.
Maybe it was a super low-quality image camera.
Maybe it's an estimate, bro, because no one can go there, bro.
Maybe it's too hard to reach, and it's an estimate, like, what they think it
looks like underwater, like, and it's really close to it.
If you have a helicopter you can go then, no?
I don't know, maybe he says something, let's see.
I'll cover by the jungle.
It rises about 1500 feet, and due to its prominence above a flat expanse of forest, it can be seen
from extremely far distances, including all the Andes mountains.
Holy shit!
That's actually a photo, that's a photo for sure.
That looks sick, the nipple of Piru bro, oh my gosh.
Wait, somebody found something.
Maybe there has been new discoveries since this video, bro
Maybe some of his viewers they just went there bro. Maybe some Peru viewers just went to rich Peruvian with a
Slip and let me sell it up the wind then somebody sent this on Reddit
Okay, this is okay one of the other pictures that is available deep in the Amazon rainforest meet the relatively unexplored air coral
So cool
I love these mountains that stick out in the middle of nowhere.
Yeah, it's so sick.
This would make it a fantastic vantage point for the uncontacted tribes who exclusively populate this area, namely the Iskanahuah.
However, word of mouth from nearby, contacted tribes, suggested it may never be scaled by humans because the mountain is held in such high religious reverence, possibly seen as a guardian spirit.
Wait, how can it be held in high reverence if no one's ever taken a photo of it?
no one's ever taken a photo of it or been to it
by the
okay i think okay maybe maybe that's just mountains in general now i think he's
just doing the thing where he
way
it sounds crazy but
it don't cancel okay but i think he's making a separation between
us
and tribes
you know i mean like you can't go there they can
but the natives that have lived there for a million years
of course they're probably hiking every day but they're having some barbecue
But you and I are not though, but it's such thick forest like I'm not sure.
It seems like it's due to no one even living there.
Location at the headwaters of large tributaries to the Amazon River.
The presence of these uncontacted indigenous people would make attempting an uncontacted to it.
Dude, that's another sick thing.
What really keeps this place untouchable is the proving government's extreme legal protections
and this territorial reserve to preserve indigenous sovereignty and health.
in health, which means that not even researchers are allowed within several miles of the base
of Cerro Alcono.
That's really good, bro.
Keep them alone, bro.
I like that from the government, because you know the story of North Sentinel Island,
bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that's so cool that we have places on Earth, bro, where these people just don't
know what the fuck are going on outside, bro.
Like, they got that...
Wait, why is it a wear chain?
Are they still alive or no?
I think they are, right?
I mean, yes.
People tried to go there and then they got killed right? I remember that story
But why go there bro? Why go there like come on bro like what are you doing, bro?
Well, you're trying to research bro. Let them live their lives. I don't know. There was stories
It's so fascinating. You listen listen zigzag check this out
Yeah, I remember this is not a creepypasta if I remember correctly. I let's add a nightmare
But I think this is real check correct from wrong
There are stories where they went to stripes like this which didn't really have any contact, right?
They have fire and stuff. They didn't have electricity and shit. They went there
They gave them smartphones and stuff and internet. Guess what happened, bro?
after I think it was
Two months or something. Everybody was fucking internet addicted. I think it was I think no no
It wasn't internet addicted. They weren't swirling to talk. They were addicted to porn. I'm not joking
Correct me from wrong chat. There's a story like that. They gave them
I was saying that about the when when Russia got the North Korean soldiers and then they got phones and they all
became addicted to porn as well yeah and this happened with some tribe where
they went and they gave them internet boom they're all porn addicted bro gg
like you completely fight bro you can't clash the worlds together like it's no
no it's not good it's not good this is not the only time we will see that the
religious significance of a mountain can lead it to becoming a place where
humans have never set foot number eight is buve island there is a god
Forsaken speck of rock no standing in the middle of the South Pacific it is
literally the most remote island on earth the human settlement is over
1400 miles away
bro I love I'm an ocean boy bro like are you scared of deep of depth depth
water or no it's like no bro like this shit gets me hot bro like I love
fish I love islands I you said my data bro like shit like that bro you
just look at the water. Water calms me down, bro. Imagine you have a hole, like a water
view. You live there, but imagine you're going to walk in the water. It calms you. You look
at the waves.
It's calming, yeah.
Bro. Place up mountains.
But same for me, but mountains.
Mountains.
Yes.
I like that as well. Looking into the depths. The one thing that pisses me off, though,
about sometimes when you're in the mountains and it's sunny and this is bad for me,
I gotta get used to it but bugs bro. I'm not a bug enjoyer, bro
Like sometimes when you're up a mountain though
Like not that high right because up there some insects. They're not there anymore
But if you're at the right height where it's like you're in the middle of nowhere in a mountain and then all the sun
Now hornet attacks you bro
Bro, this is the thing everyone's scared of Australian animals and then people be telling me about about people
We tell me about whole it's I'm like what you don't have
No, not Australia, bro. They're really scary, bro because things like wasps, right?
Roars wasps are kind of scary, but they don't attack you, bro. Check right from wrong, but hornets
sometimes they just fucking attack sometimes they just attack and then you try to kill it and then
you get in trouble because you can't kill it because it's against law like either they are
Yeah, they're protected, yes of course.
My friend, one of my best friends, he lives in Tokyo, he said to me this, there's only
one animal that's capable of true evil, and that's hornets, only one animal.
Oh my god, it's funny because you said Japan?
Yeah.
Bro, that's the one thing about Japan, that throws me off a little bit, everybody always
sugarcoats Japan and stuff, and I really want to go to Japan, not to the touristy
zone, but to the outside zone, and I remember watching some Reddit people discussing
the outsides of Japan beautiful nature but crazy bugs bro crazy bugs I don't
think about that when I think about Japan but but it's true they have crazy
I sure want it in Japan I do yeah wait so you've been to kill a woman I think
it's cool to kill a woman Japan W they had a year guess a tournament they
had a year guess a tournament in Tokyo last year I played in that did you like
it like did you go hiking yeah yeah I we did we did the hiking and like we
We hired a car after the tournament, me and my friend, and we went to the north region
of the main island and we went up a bunch of mountains and did some hikes and stuff.
Wait, in Australia they speak English right?
Yes.
Did you say hire a car bro?
What do you mean bro?
Is that how you say it?
Hire a car?
Do you have to rent a car or no?
What do you mean hire a car?
What's the car for?
That's what we're saying in Australia.
No shut up.
I've never heard that.
Hire a car bro.
You hire a couple.
You hire a...
in Australia rent two cars go to a higher car
no way bro it's probably because they used to like you used to ride horses
right so you hired a horse what the bro like it's an object bro like you rent
the car bro like I like that logic I think that's funny let's hire a bad
man feel the fury make sure we hire a bad man feel for Tuesday bro I'm gonna
I'd say that.
I'll just continue.
And the nearest landmine is Antarctica, around 1,100 miles away.
Imagine the disappointment lost ships at sea must have felt when they laid eyes upon Bouvet
Island.
It is a barren dome of rock covered in a windswept shell of ice, but it's hiding
a warm secret.
Underneath the ice is an active volcano that technically could erupt at any time,
And it is close to a surprisingly large population of the most hearty seabirds who find it a
sanctuary away from predators.
Google Earth does a great job of demonstrating how extreme this landscape is.
Massive ice sheets slide off on all sides and fall into the ocean and rock below.
This shit is probably hella...
There's so much money to make there.
Because bro, I remember hearing the story, I don't know if you've heard about this.
used to be an island in the middle of nowhere and birds used to inhabit it for millions of years
or tens of thousands I don't know the scales but there were a ton of birds right ton of
huge bird population and the birds shit full like they the rocks were always shitted on every
single day and what happens is after time that shit turns into some really really expensive
Materials like things that you use for smartphones and bullshit. I don't know check who knows that story, bro
Who knows that story bro, and then the Britons or something or America came in and fucking gave them
Money for that fucking bird shit and then the whole island started fading away because the island like it was what they
What they were building on like the whole island like they were building houses on the bird shit
You know because it's solidified and
Like it's some big fucking corporate came in they harvested it and almost the whole island is almost gone bro like Gigi
It's full. Wow. I don't know that
Yeah, what is what is the thing is like the thing is the same same time though
Like you think about like there's like trillions and quintillions of dollars of materials on Mars right of rare earthman minerals
But it's too hard to get so I feel like even if this island had like the most insane minerals
it's so far like 2,000 kilometers long way to even get to the nearest town in this situation.
Yeah, bro. But but in the other one, let me see just see like one island. Is this the
one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one.
Kimberlade and seabird or by instrument highly value in the 19th century as a potent natural
fertilizer rich in nitrogen and phosphorus. Okay, so not smartphones. Take it away.
Intense demands back the guano age leading to global competition, blah, blah, blah,
and promoting the U.S. to pass the Guano Islands Act.
Interesting.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
This U.S. federal law allowed citizens
to take possession of unclaimed islands.
But there's also right now something,
you said like Mars, there's hella things.
But there's right now a story,
I don't know if you saw this video.
There's a lot of, there's billions and billions
of rare metals.
Guess where?
Not in outer space, but on asteroids or something.
way closer at the seabed this video right here brother 16 trillion dollars to
the mind to mind the ocean bro right now there's companies bro trying to so you
see this nugget right here there's millions of these nuggets and these are
made out of rare metals at the ocean floor in some areas of the ocean and
and right now they're trying to make they're trying to like pay some random
islands money
To be able to harvest them like some big-ass companies come in like American companies
Talk to some fucking poor ass country because they own the rights to this land like yo yo yo
We're gonna give you millions and you're gonna let us harvest this is these fucking these fucking rocks
Bro, it's like yeah, there's trillions on the seabed bro. You need to watch this video. I'm telling you
He has good he has good research. Yes, I'm gonna leave you with like that's impressive that you remember that much
It's impressive that you remember that much because when I watch a video like that, I'm like, oh, yeah, this interesting
This interesting. I'm gonna tell everyone about this and then I get to the end of the car
I mean, I don't know. I only remember the gist of it, bro. I told you they use it for smartphones the fucking budget
But I remember like a little bit of it
All right, let's continue.
It's still some spectacular fashion.
One of the thousands of hours.
On the southeastern side of the island,
we're looking for a colossal size.
And the classic square-shaped pattern,
which is notorious for creating freak waves and rip currents.
Definitely.
I don't know.
And I don't think I have ever seen anywhere else
on Google Earth where a wave has cast a shadow this
large.
The crest of that wave measures a whopping 100 feet wide.
This is no surprise as it lies in the direct path of some of the largest storm systems on earth.
There are no inlets or safe harbors that allow for a ship to dock.
80% of it are cliffs that plunge straight into the ocean
and the other 20% are exposed to reefs and beaches.
Okay that place is insane.
You know what I love bro about our lives, bro
Like we all live in the same like on the same earth, bro
Like right now no one no human ever went there, right?
But right now every second that is passing for us is also passing at this place, bro, right now
There's these both chilling right now doing something right now
Maybe a seal is talking up right at the second millions of miles away. There's something going on right there
You know what I mean?
Mm-hmm. I know what I mean, bro like every bird every every little creature got its own experience
No, I mean it's all happening at the same time like right now every person that you met on in your life, bro
The guy didn't use one-to-one in Geo guess I could be you and you could have went to the toilet the person that you crossed the street
20 years ago, bro when you were in pride when you were a kid, bro
Like those people are all doing something right now, bro. These birds. They're all like doing something right this second, bro
It's called somber bro. Oh, it's under. I don't know. Oh my gosh, bro. Now that freaks me out that freaks me out, bro
That freaks me out
Your mom is doing something right now
Like I'm telling you bro 12 year old thinking
are I right?
Yes, people have landed here on boats during rare research expeditions and technically walked on it
But they have no reason to. The only thing that has a right to walk on two legs across Buñlevay Island
are the Penguins.
Northern Penguins ownership of this island and attempted to install a weather station in
1977 and 1996, but within months they have disappeared
probably wiped off the face of the planet by an avalanche or massive storm.
Since then, one has managed to survive since 2012, and one time, a mysterious lifeboat was found on one of its beaches,
the occupants of which, if there were ever any, were never found.
I have a lore about this island so basically in the old days of Geregas a battle royale
you would guess a country and if it was wrong then everyone else would see the wrong answer
so if you guess England and then it's not England it'll show UK is one of the wrong answers
right?
Basically they coded it wrong so that Norway had three possible answers Norway but also
Svalbard and Bufae Island.
And so people would troll other worst players by guessing Buwei Island when they knew it
was already Norway.
And then they would actually guess Norway, which would be correct, because the flag was
the same.
They thought that Norway had been guessed and it was wrong and then everyone would get
eliminated.
That's fucking crazy.
Bro, shit like that shows how small this world is, bro, like what the fuck?
Buwei Island, bro, randomly, damn.
That's the only time I ever knew about this island was from that.
Ever any.
We're never found.
Number seven, we are heading to the tops of the Tapui Mountains in Venezuela.
These are called mountains, but they are really more like giant plateaus above the clouds.
These colossal plateaus are a major geologic feature that tower above the vast expanses
of jungle in southern Venezuela.
Spanning across hundreds of miles, there are over six major zones of these tall
sandstone plateaus, with fragmented maces of varying size.
They range anywhere from 2,000 to over 9,000 feet in height, and are completely surrounded
by the forest.
Angel Falls, the tallest waterfall on earth, plummets from the very top of one, and nearby
is the famous Mount Rurayima.
As far as I can tell, these are the only two Tapuys that have trails leading to the top.
Yo.
Yo Zeke's Exotic.
What the fuck?
I played a lot of Jirgessa.
I've played a lot of the world.
I've never seen that.
Brother!
What the fuck?
Wait, wait, wait.
Do you know the movie OP?
Wait, wait.
What's wrong with that before the chat the balloons where the balloons as I said yeah at the top you yeah, yeah, yeah, what?
Bro, it's the same
It's like skyblock. It's actually real
The others are so remote steep and isolated the dirt exists no trails
No places for humans or aircraft to land
Nothing, wow things about the unique environments here an astonishing volume of endemic species
live in the high elevation rainforest where temps can get surprisingly cold
also they have a lot of bizarre geologic formations
actually oh yo yo yo listen zigzag what are we looking at bro and this little
this fog it's because it's inside of a cloud bro oh my gosh there's definitely
no fucking fish up there right I mean is there
Surely not right that's too like how would they get there a tornado?
Along with no, I think you're right caves and sinkholes that can be seen from space like this one called Sima Humboldt
But is it really a sinkhole if it's on the top of a plateau or is it just a place where the ground beside come more normal again?
Only three scientific expeditions have been made into these sinkholes one of which almost cost the team their lives and
Within these sinkholes they found endemic species which had evolved separate from the entire world for millions of years
Bro, do we got the wrong job, bro?
Yeah, you listen like this. Oh my god, like I would love to be as well like like just like a biologist, bro
Like going on these like excursions going going in a who bought down to the water finding new fish
brother. I feel like the best is like being the documentary maker who
like documents these places. That would be the sickest job. Like a wildlife
photographer bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Agreed, agreed. Yeah. Cause like if you're a
biologist or like someone who has like these trips to places, one you're
probably like going to the same place over and over or two it's probably
like most of the time in the office and then like one month for the trip.
True.
But like if you're someone who's like the whole point of your job is the landscapes,
then you're going to like sick places all the time, right?
True!
You just go from this crazy place to crazy place, like if you're filmed for BBC or something, Gigi.
You know Rainbolt, the other GEOGASA player?
Yes.
One of his favorite photographers, Victor Poznov.
This guy has insane photos of like, and this guy is just going to the craziest places.
Oh wait that's what we just looked at feels like that's no way I think cheese yeah
this guy great this guy's always like just pulling up to the most insane places
this in Australia mmm really yes ice on the beach no that looks like Iceland to
me with the with the with the black sand says Australian views mmm I bet if
If you go to the side, that's an Icelandic picture, just saying, respectfully.
Yeah, now you're right, bro, you're right.
That is a fucking big show.
That's a dream job, right there, bro.
Up there, it must be like humans have never existed, which is a wonderful thought.
We're going to take all the reasons these Tapuies are impossible to reach
and flip it upside down for number six.
Number six are the sandstone canyons of central Brazil.
This deep canyon system is much like other sandstone canyons found across the world.
Looks like it's gonna fucking infinitely zoom in into a Mandelbrot.
If you know what you know.
Sure, sure, sure, I know what I know.
Except these lie under a dense blanket of Amazon rainforest.
The long, narrow tendrils extend ridiculous distances into the wilderness.
Far from towns or roads, while there exists almost no information about them online,
I would have to assume that the ends of these corridors of stone and jungle are places where no one can get even close
The sounds of birds monkeys and a million organisms
Packed into these narrow corridors must echo off the canyon walls in a truly amazing way
And these are all just purely the conclusions. I've drawn about why does it look like this?
Is it water like water? I think water. I think what are you?
Why is everything connected with math bro?
You know sometimes nature is one-to-one connected with math, you can put the population on a
fucking animal population, a rojba versus the thing that hunts versus not hunts, you
just can put it in a mathematical graph.
Shit like this as well, this is why this is look like Mandelbrot bro.
The water flows in a mathematical way, it's all connected.
The path of least resistance.
It's all connected.
Fibonacci.
I'm not that guy though. I'm the guy that's a player.
I'm gonna die of too much thinking bro. Like I'm scared you know how like how you have safe
switches bro in your house like with too much electricity going on bro. Sometimes I
feel like it's just gonna explode up your road like you know oh my gosh.
Guys please be careful with this man chat. You need to take care of him. He's cooking
too hard.
I'll think a little bit less. I'll think a little bit less.
This place, after looking at it from the top, my own extends...
Nah, you're good.
You're safe.
And encompasses lots of canyons, which is how I spotted them years ago.
And since then, I have been bored with this place for years.
Yes.
And I might not have shared it with the world.
He's like you, bro. He's all day on fucking Google Earth, bro.
You're all day on Geogazer, bro.
But he just scouts for places.
Until I went there myself, if not for something I noticed,
when looking at the latest images updated by Google Earth.
As you will learn, this place is rapidly becoming less impossible to reach
for all the wrong reasons. First, let me give you some context.
There's really only one section called Canyon's Doviana
where tourists can go now. Nearby, extensive evidence of the
ancient indigenous people of Brazil dating back to over 9,000 years
has been discovered in the forms of rock art, burial sites,
and artifacts hidden among rock alcoves in the canyon walls.
Covering some northern canyons in the flatlands above the canyon rim
is the Brazilian parque nacional sere de cofreco.
Yo, I would love to see this guy's Google Maps.
Look how he's just like, he probably has like 1000 of these fucking markers.
That's paste, that's paste.
I have like one mic on this, I think it's my home.
Look at this, it's probably 100 million markers.
No, that's faith. I like that a lot.
No!
Christine Springs are being flattened
beneath the economic development strategy of Brazil.
I would hope that the local governments of these regions
would realize that this is a completely unique landscape
in the world with a massive international appeal
for ecotourism, and would almost certainly
be more economically valuable in the long term
with intact ecosystems and trails going
through the lush canyons instead of bulldozers.
Maybe extending the national park boundary would do the trick.
No, I want to start a petition this makes me mad right now fucking loggers bro for some wood
No, bro. Fuck the paper. I'll write on my fucking. I'll write on my PC like oh my gosh
No, bro, that's the thing like getting getting people to like work together to make good long-term decisions about landscapes
It's really difficult
like that kind of long-term decision-making especially
like for countries that aren't super rich is
really uncommon. At the same time, you can't really judge it because they're just trying
to make their best in the world. They're just trying to do whatever is the most efficient.
You can, but you can't. You know what I mean?
I'm sitting here in Australia because we're wealthy because we mined a lot of the rare
earth minerals and sent them around the world and then and then am I gonna
judge you know the Brazilians for the crossing that you know what I mean it's
weird to think that some places right now that we can visit may not be
visitable in like I don't know a hundred years you know probably not because
they want to go to forest and stuff yeah maybe a bomb like the Great Barrier
Reef in Australia they're not the the water warming up is meaning it's like
I love that, I think it's true.
It's Killing Over the Clive is the summit of Mt. Kailash in the China occupied zone of
Tibet.
Now one human has ever stood on the top of this over 21,000 foot tall summit, even though
It would be a very achievable climb for an experienced team of mountaineers.
Only three attempts were ever made in all of recorded history,
all of which were unsuccessful,
what happened before 1950.
After that time, no one has even stepped foot onto the base of this mountain.
Zigzag, let's do it, bro!
You and me already.
Bro, like, imagine you're the only guy, bro!
Yo, wait a second.
Only two guys.
Yeah, yeah, true, true, true.
Only three guys.
Okay, now about only three guys.
Yeah, I can remember, three, three.
What the fuck?
The guy originally, you know.
Nat is due to a fascinating mix of political and religiousry.
One pattern, 455 in terminal need you help.
Yeah, I'm sorry, you should be able to chat.
Just get them, bro, just buy them, buy them.
It's a scam, but buy them.
They're probably profitable, point one.
Isens, disclaimer, the following two minutes
is my personal attempt to simplify something
incredibly complex.
Mount Kailash is a deeply sacred mountain to the Hindu, Buddhist, Jainist, and Bon religions
of Asia.
Each one of these religions has their own variation, but a central idea is that Kailash
was identified as the physical manifestation of the sacred Mount Maru.
They consider it central to the entire world, home to the gods, and surrounded by six
other holy mountains, making it a massive representation of a lotus flower.
All right, listen, we're not climbing this bro. We're literally gonna get shot on the whale, bro
Like this is this one. We're not climbing bro. This one. We're not climbing, okay?
Mind yeah
I'm sure there's gonna be an option for you. Yep. Yep
It's sacrilegious to even step foot onto the base of the mountain
But the circular path around the base of the mountain is another matter entirely for over
For two thousand years, devotees from all across Asia have taken long pilgrimages to the
mountain where they will then undergo the thirty-two mile journey around the bay.
Do you know what's on the ground?
No, it's prayer flags in Buddhism.
Really?
Yeah, it's a good method.
If you're in Bhutan, you'll see these, I'm sure you'll guess that.
And in Sri Lanka as well.
Prayer flags, interesting.
It's in the mountain is a massive spiritual achievement
Sometimes even a crucial step on the path to enlightenment for these religious practitioners
especially the Tibetans the most devout pilgrimage or
Korra is achieved by Buddhist and bond practitioners who
Prostrate themselves the entire way as an act of extreme way prostrate themselves. What did you say? What does that mean?
Well straight it's like to like a light like it's like kneeling down, but like face down to pray. Oh, okay
Yeah, I'm thinking okay. No one okay good
They achieved this by lying flat on the ground with arms stretching forwards or marking where the tips of their hands reach and
Then standing back up walking to the mark isn't that also a thing like this right here
They walk it down right like a religious isn't that one is right? What is what is walking there?
There's another thing no walking there is it in Spain or something walking there is it yacob speak or something
So what is that? What is that the yacob's? Do you know what that is the Jacob's path or something?
What is that? What is that from like which religion?
It's in Mexico. Yeah, I think so
Christian is a pilgrimage. I
Think so. I don't know. I just remember like my mom
She like really at some point wants to walk down the yacob sake and I was like what what do you mean?
Like she's not even Christian I think like she's not religious. She's not religious. I'm not religious
I think so and she was like yo one thing. I just want to like I just want to do it like it's it's it's
Because she likes spiritual. I like always visiting the church like that
Vibes, but she's not that Christian. I think
Chad is Jacob's week isn't in Spain?
um
Yo, I don't know if I can do that bro. Can I do the Jacob's week with an e-bike chap?
Could I do with an e-bike or is that disrespectful because low-key, bro?
It forces me to like oh my god like if it's it's really long walk. It's like it's I think it's I think that's really long
It's like weeks a lot. Okay. The chill chill chill. I think it's less
People do it with ebikes wait really
Who in this sacred pilgrimage imagine
Imagine the people who set up this program
Maybe I just don't do it then I don't know but ebike
Laying down again and repeating the process. I found this so incredible that I just had to attempt it myself
Now imagine doing that for over 30 miles through wait what?
What what what?
Yo Frick the e-bike. They let me let me walk. What are they doing?
I found this so incredible that I just had to attempt it myself
that's that's Buddhism they're trying to reach enlightenment right that looks
they're even covering their eyes because it's well maybe that's for the code but I
feel like it's because like you're meant to like let go of the physical world
right wow this word is so interesting though call me nuts it's crazy how
many different things are going on this earth bro like all at the same time
like right now there's people doing this going up the mountain bro like it's
It's so many different aspects in life, probably, you know, like so many different people, so many different things.
I wonder if people are doing it today or if it's like a certain parts of the year kind of thing.
The question.
Wait, four stripes Adidas?
Without Adidas.
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So German.
Mud.
Whatever.
It can take up to six weeks.
It almost seems an impossible feat of itself.
But this has been achieved by pilgrims for thousands of years, at least, that was until recently.
When China invaded western Tibet in the 1950s, they took over control of access to these ancient routes,
and slowly over time exercised this control to squeeze the life out of this holy tradition.
It was literally an imprisoned mountain.
Incidentally, it has been allowed very limited access,
World Tibetans have been almost completely cut off as a part of a larger campaign by
What the fuck China, what are we doing let them pilgrimage no
That's kind of messed up. What the fuck did I say something wrong pained by China to bit by bit
Arrace the undeniably magical religion of Buddhism when you know
For real is this that ass
I didn't know about this clash bro come on let people live bro like oh yeah cuz
it's like the Dalai Lama can't even go to Tibet anymore they explode him from the
wait really yeah I don't know like I don't know the history of this but the way
he portrays it it's it's it makes me it's interesting there's quite an
any climber of the mountain yeah with one big exception and a controversial move in the 1980s
the chinese government offered ryanhold messner a legendary italian mountaineer a permit to climb
mount kailash but he refused famously stating quote if we conquer this mountain then we conquer
something in people's souls i would suggest they go and climb something a little harder
We should leave it to the people who are not climbers, to the pilgrims who believe in it.
Looking at it, leaves no question as to why it would be sacred.
To stand-
Ghost funds.
Holy fuck, Nora!
Oh my gosh.
That climber is the gold. I'm not even joking.
Didn't you say someone actually did it?
Ha ha ha.
I thought he entered this by saying-
True, true, true.
Let's find out.
Top knowing no human has ever stood upon it would be a truly revelatory experience
Number four is an ugly set no human. Oh
Maybe said
Someone almost to those
Named plateau in the Grand Canyon give American size and complexity of the Grand Canyon
I have always wondered if there are places within it that are completely unreachable and no
I'm not talking about the forbidden zone, which we will get to later
After quite a lot of research, I'm convinced that the top of this plateau in the Western Grand Canyon
is perhaps the most isolated and impenetrable place in the entirety of the Grand Canyon,
and therefore possibly the entire American West. Let me explain why. The Western Grand Canyon
is very remote compared to the Eastern side. This bend of the canyon specifically
is surrounded by extensive wilderness with no nearby dirt roads and no trails even
bro and you can say what you want about america bro but i fucking love america bro
then nature is absolutely insane bro it's also like so different right you have this
you have the deserts and then you go to like montana or something you have the mountains
the fresh mountains bro alta america's nature is crazy bro yes yes yes it's exactly like people
People will love to hate on it but on Jirga said literally one of the most fun diverse
Interesting countries to guess 100% and places like the Grand Canyon. There's nowhere else on earth
But they're quite looks like that. I was with my boys after the CS major, bro
We went to San Francisco and we took a drive down to what is it? What is the mountain court and the
What's it called bro? What is it called in San Francisco?
Yeah, yeah, like five-hour drive. What is it?
Yeah, you're so much. You're so much yours. Yeah, yeah, bro
Insane, how's it even possible? Is it the tectonic plates or something? How do they have these like crazy ass?
This should look chat that thing it looked so fucking insane, bro
Like it actually is California alone would be like a top 10 most beautiful country in the world as just the state itself
What I have to show a picture. Oh, no
I took the most shot picture ever when I was in
I
Think I've ever shown this bro. So listen bro listen. It was super sunny and super hot. Okay
So I literally had I was full sunburned and I had sunscreen in my eyes, okay, I
Don't know if I can show this you tell me if I can show this picture on stream
Like this is the most chopped picture I've ever took bro like look this my eyes were burning zigzag, okay suck
I had sunscreen in my eyes I couldn't do nothing I was full sunburned and I was with
my boys after we had to wake up at 4am because it was like a six hour drive or something
And we went with it as like like a guy on Craigslist like a hundred bucks
I can take you to use a month because uber's didn't go there
And then we like we took it like we were full sleep deprived bro my eyes were full of sunscreen
I couldn't do nothing and I was full sunburned bro. I was on the one HP
I couldn't even enjoy use of mine. It looked like I had black bars top bottom bro because the whole time
I could just squint my eyes, bro. It was
But look at the nation in the back water landscape right look at the back
Like that is fucking insane bro America bro like
while sir
Coming close to it and while there are many of those might stole your hairline you're broke
Isolated plateaus in the Grand Canyon most of them are connected to the Canyon Rim in one way or another
This one doesn't and it has a massive over
2,500 foot vertical relief on almost every side even compared with the Shiva's temple on the North Rim
It's much taller and steeper
which means there's two possible ways to get to the bottom of it.
One is to drive in Bushwack in extremely far distance from the nearest access point on the south rim,
rappel down to the rim and then arrive at the base of it,
or to float basically the entirety of the Colorado River in the bottom of the Grand Canyon
with all your gear and then hike several miles to the base of it.
As far as I can tell, it would be a sketchy, multi-multi-page climb
that because you would be placing your own gear would take anywhere from two to four days to complete.
Based on what I can see on maps, I'm not sure there would be much up there,
but to say you conquered perhaps the most remote plateau in the American West would be quite the achievement.
Naaah!
For a bonus, we have the Forbidden Zone of the Grand Canyon.
Supposedly, there is an entire section of the Grand Canyon that no one is allowed to visit.
It's said to be in this general area.
The lore of this place dates back to a sketchy story ran in some papers in the 1910s of a guy named King Cade
who was said to have found a cave there filled with Egyptian artifacts, who then disappeared.
He may or may not have existed in the first place, but there's a lot of stories on the internet of people looking for this cave
and in the process, finding entrances sealed up with cement, modern structures where none should belong,
HUH?
or getting chased out of the area by Blackhawk helicopters or planes.
Joe, what are you hiding bro? What are you hiding America? Voss by Black Helicopters?
Is this real, zigzag?
Bro, I swear every good ominous story starts with like a 19... early 1900s or 1800s newspaper,
you know what I mean? But no, I don't... I mean they said like ancient Egyptian artifacts or what?
you're inside of caves and they shut it with cement and when you try to visit it bro blackhawk
blackhawk helicopters come for you as well i mean it's america i like it i could believe it man
i can i must i must say yes i think so most of these stories are unsubstantiated and you can't
believe almost anything on the internet especially nowadays but occasionally videos and photos will
pop up that seem to add some semblance what is this why is it like like look that's like
segments know it's like different you know how when you start digging you have
different levels like there you have gravel then you have this why is it like
this is it is it like that like it's again to do with the water right but yeah
the erosion yeah I don't know exactly I say it's not a geologist erosion over
nine years why is it like in different levels like because it started raining
Like
That's a credibility to these stories
Also, there's quite a lot of geologic features around here named after Egyptian deities, which certainly adds fuel to fire
There's no official government established forbidden zone in the Grand Canyon
Except for those set aside for environmental or indigenous reasons
This area is largely inaccessible just due to how remote it is and how big the cliffs are here
But it is a fact that the government has sealed off quite a lot of cave entrances in the Grand Canyon.
I have looked into the story and searched around this area on Google Earth quite a bit and the story
constantly leads to dead ends and circles back upon itself.
So I'm totally fascinated and undecided on the matter. It makes me want to learn more.
Which reminds me that if you enjoy this video,
I highly recommend you subscribe to my channel and check out my other videos where I find
difficult to reach or obscure in historic places often times using Google Earth and go explore them
well why is there so many dislikes wait isn't normal like your youtube was exact isn't normal
like one percent this is more than one percent is these chinese people because they ate it on it
check why is there so many dislikes because i could actually see that being a big reason for it
I have some ideas of more places I want to go see my Grand Canyon in the near future.
For number 3 we are heading to the middle of the Pacific Ocean to the trailing end of
the Hawaiian Archipalago to the Ihau Island.
Even people who frequently visit Hawaii probably don't know this island existence.
you know the silent
and as i thought i said i the drone shop before i said it looks like a way
wait you called it
what the fuck
even people who frequently visit hawaii
probably don't know this island exists to understand this place we must go
back to eighteen sixty four number three action and you can only be a
building
i don't like that
but that but you know that
chill on the job
When in a strange turn of fate, a Scottish businesswoman, Elizabeth Sinclair, purchased the entire island for $10,000 in gold.
What?!
Which is the equivalent of about $660,000 modern US dollars.
A paltry sum for obtaining one of the most beautiful tropical islands in the world.
On the condition she made with King Kamehameha the fifth that ni-
No shot, this is real, dude.
No shot, King Kamehameha!
Yeah, wait, I just like the guy. I'm watching creepy boss. Is this even real if I call
Made up as I imagine
The bro the bro watch the dragon will be
What the fuck the world on the condition she made with King come a homea the fifth that
Would be kept no way they'll cover the bird
The winds and a place to preserve their way of life
as a community with King Kamehameha the fifth that Ni'ihao would be kept as a cultural refuge for
native Hawaiians and a place to preserve their way of life. This led the island down an interesting
path where it has faded from public knowledge while the opposite happened to the other islands.
The wealthy descendants of Elizabeth, the Robinson family, have retained ownership for all these
years and have kept this promise alive as the island has never been developed in any
significant way what would even happen if she breaks that contract with King
coming coming how the fifth that guy is not alive anymore bro if if a little bit
just gonna do with the seven or the eighth one though yeah that's true does it
work like that at some point check to contract expire like this or like in a
billion years from now we'll still people like big-ass corporates imagine
there's like diamonds under this island and there's billions and then can they
still not touch because of this old-ass contract or something mmm probably
the contract to be fair. I probably had a close about that. Yes. Because again,
this is what's happening right now with the ocean floor rocks. Like these
old, old contracts of who owns this part of the ocean, which country, and
then they can't touch it bro. Like that you were talking about? Yeah.
Instead they have focused on conservation and ensuring that the
Generations of Hawaiians, who have always lived here, can continue to stay if they wish,
where they don't have to worry about modern problems like rent, taxes, or a lack of food.
It seems that not even money is used in the day-to-day life of the locals.
The only language spoken here is the native Hawaiian tongue,
and apparently, traditions carry on, much as they did for hundreds of years.
As much as I want to go there, I don't want to go there, because it's like,
You don't want to turn this into, you know, like, brother, like this is not something to visit.
Like, let them live, you know, like, I'll try this is sick.
Brother, they don't have CS, they don't have tiktok, they have nothing, bro.
They have no money, they probably use cigarettes.
I wonder, cause they do have roads, you can see on the, on the map here, they do have roads for a few years.
You're right, this, right?
That's the cause, so they at least probably have cars, yeah.
Horses, maybe horses? I think they have cars and they have more shards.
I think so, because they have houses.
Traditions carry on, much as they did for hundreds of years.
Just like all of the Hawaiian Islands, this island has gorgeous tropical mountains.
Except these don't have multi-story condos looming over them, or tourists know about.
They are pristine. This little cluster of small buildings and a couple dirt roads are the only evidence of humans to be seen across
Hey, hey, man!
He's like, wanna crash out.
Why is he talking about nothing right now?
Tell me about the internet problems, or I know about it.
This little cluster of small buildings
and a couple dirt roads
are the only evidence of humans to be seen
across Niihau.
But it isn't Niihau.
What the fuck?
Look at this, bro.
Imagine you live there right now and again again, bro
I don't know people call me stupid for this work, but Zonder bro right now people are doing something there
Maybe they're having like a fucking barbecue bro
Like I like maybe a guy's riding on the horse right now right now right now zigzag your second is a second over there
You understand bro. Do you know the same bro?
Or I do I do I do I
Think you're not saying bro like this goes deep this goes deep zigzag
Undeniable reality that a wealthy family owns the entirety of the land for which
And it cost cost cost wait, I see something a lot cost
Wait, yeah, those are cars those are cars on the left bottom left I
See it what the fuck how do they have cars bro? They have internet though. Maybe they have styling
Maybe maybe of course that has far-reaching implications and plenty of college. I check can see my cameras above
Living upon here check has a no cousin. Oh, you're 100% certain how much percent?
For me, there's going to be cows right there parked outside the house. I think I'm like 98%.
What if it's a shed?
No, cows.
Also looks like they have lawn mowers. You feel me?
Yeah, because yeah, it's nice and cut.
That's true.
Of course, that has far reaching implications and plenty of controversy.
The Robinsons enforce strict rules on Niihau.
Unless you are Kanaka, or of Hawaiian descent, you will almost certainly never be offered a chance to visit this pristine fragment of ancient Hawaii.
Wow. There was another thing with Hawaii.
Ooh, I don't know if I want to talk about this.
Chad, there's some crazy- was it Hawaii?
There's some crazy shit going on in Hawaii.
chat who knows this one youtuber bro wait there's some crazy shit going on in
Hawaii bro was it Hawaii what's his name Ben
what was it him I don't know she was this one guy called that does like edgy
videos and shit and travels and stuff was it not Ben I don't know but that's
like some is that called or something on Hawaii that like owns almost every
business oh my crazy and over me not him I don't remember wasn't there some
crazy shit on how I look aside from the boat I got as close as humanly
possible wait that's Fiji never mind never mind we're good we're good how I
were good and I know that was Fiji Chad never mind never mind it's Fiji it's
Fiji it's Fiji it's Fiji it's Fiji you're right you're right I
remember now it's how I close to Fiji zigzag they're both in the Pacific
Islands but they're like thousands of kilometers apart only thousands yeah
not tens of thousands so they're actually close bro how big you think the
how big you know what I'm gonna say Antipody nine Antipode it's like the
opposite side of the globe Antipod the animal yeah how yeah how far do you
that is to get to the opposite side of the globe in kilometers how far do you
think we're from one end to the other yeah like north to south I don't know
hundred like to go like say say like the opposite point of Australia is like
Ireland in in in Europe north to south is not the same yeah yeah it's the same
it's the same so how far do you think that is the flight is like through the
Conner or around like it'll get us killing it. Yeah, but okay just one way just one way
Like in flight distance I would say oh gosh
Wait, like a million kilometers, maybe
Well, 100 200,000 500,000 I don't know
20,000
Shut your bitch ass up. It's three kilometers to my school from my home and there was a 15 minute bicycle ride or 20
What do you mean?
She said
Wait are you stupid? Yo now you gotta you're thinking something miles or something. No
But but but okay, but the pull up pull up Google
Maps right now
What Google Maps earth or maps?
Maps I'm scared. I don't want to leak my shit. Can you screenshot?
uh... yeah
when the spot
that's a little i'm scared but i'm actually got like that i thought that
well it's a drop some i don't know i don't know i'm going to switch uh...
thank you
i got full pc opening up those sets
uh... and you sure i can show it you sure i can show it
you can't get to it showing
here i am
measure distance
this this tool is sick by the way
well so if i go as far as if i get as far as i possibly can
well well why is it curvy
because that's the that's the closest possible way
it's like about twenty thousand you see
fast
go top to germany from bottom to germany
wait let me drag it
top to bottom of Germany 800 Ks
wait and the whole earth is 20,000
that's it
so Germany is about like a 30th, a 20th or a 30th as long as earth is
fast
yes
that's crazy
it's kind of small no
yes
like the world is small
20k is nothing
Like what for imagine if it was millions though. I mean you guys are clowning but imagine if it was me
Oh, what the fuck I feel stupid right now. That's crazy, bro. That's crazy. That's this one side
Because some like if you look at this this map right like that you have open right now
Google Maps, bro. You don't like look at this way
How big actually country?
Because of the what is it like they're fucking like here the true size because check the Mercado projection
Yeah, like look Chad look like when you look at a fucking at your Google Maps Pro look at this like we take for example, Germany, right?
We take Germany but I think but a bang it looks
really really
Really really big compared to something like
Compared to something like Kenya right but look the closer you get to the equator
The smaller it gets now check this out now check this out if you keep going up like look
This is Germany on top of Sweden. You see this the up more up you go the bigger it gets you see this Greenland
Hello small to be honest. Hello small
You see and you can like Greenland looks like it's bigger than Brazil
But I think it's like less than a third the size wait say that again
I'm pretty sure Brazil is like three or four times bigger than Greenland. Oh
My god Brazil full on the equator. This is gonna be massive. Yeah, watch it
the top point of Brazil is closer to Canada than it is to the bottom point of Brazil.
The top point of Brazil is closer to Canada than it is to the bottom point of Brazil.
That's fucking crazy.
Chad, it's because of the fucking, like how we portray it.
Like it's look at this, bro.
Russia ain't that big to be honest, bro.
It ain't that big to be honest, bro.
Brazil Brazil is massive. What the fuck?
Japan's actually big Japan is actually big say wallahi
Minya drag it up to the top and look how far the islands go down
Bigger than Sweden, yeah
That's small though. No, isn't it one of the most powerful countries on earth like bro their market cap in terms of yeah
Yeah, in terms of area. Yes, but look how far the islands go. I think people don't really realize that
It's small local nuts small compared to Sweden. No, I thought in Japan may be bigger
Okay, okay easy easy. That's crazy though. That's crazy
Oh
During a trip to Hawaii where I gazed across the ocean to this island
That is so different from all the others wait you can see it from there
Fortunately, wow appears that change driven from modern influences still having its relentless effect on this island
We're once existed a strong populations of hundreds of Kanaka probably over 600 when Elizabeth bought the island has slowly
until now it is estimated that only around 70 Hawaiians remain living here full-time.
A lack of opportunity and the irresistible draw of modern life, along with other factors,
has led to many natives of Niihau moving to neighboring islands, never to return.
No way! If they find cases and see us and they never go back to that.
Bro! That's actually crazy, bro. That's actually crazy.
No, 70 people remain bro low key. That's the type like that's the type of place bro to like retire on road
Just like I don't know then you just enjoy life. We have a farm on that island bro. GG, you know
Yeah, but you have a cultural connection to the Hawaiian culture and then that that's just the place where you have the pure experience
Yes, yes
Wow
Number two is the Darien gap
Take a look at the entirety of the Western Hemisphere and all the vast continents of North
and South America.
There is one narrow land bridge that serves as a bottleneck between these two massive continents.
Nowhere else on Earth does such a small patch of land connect two entire continents.
Up until recent times, every single human and terrestrial animal migration that started
in one of these continents and ended up in the other would have had to pass through the
Darien Gap. And because of that, this thin expanse of jungle is probably one of the most
significant corridors in the world when it comes to understanding patterns of human and
animal movement. And just to put it in simple terms, if you wanted to drive your car from
the US to anywhere in South America or vice versa, you would imagine there would
be lots of highways and roads leading through this section right yes wrong what
expansive jungle is one of the most lawless and dangerous places in the
entire world it is almost completely undeveloped animals are gangs and under
the control of armed paramilitary groups who are heavily invested in the
production of illicit substances and the exploitation of hundreds of
thousands of vulnerable refugees who attempt the dangerous journey north
Every year the American the hazards of the untamed jungle like flooding rivers and tropical diseases
There are probably places in this a full PVP zone. Oh, how?
No gap but communities of locals have lived amongst the old growth rainforest
And it might be a peaceful place for some but coming here is an outsider as an incredibly dangerous move
So no one attempts it besides from the refugee PVP and PvE. Yeah, you got the you got the mafia
And you got the fucking what like the animals for the tiger is GG bro. Mm-hmm
G's who are forced to a couple daring youtubers and journalists who get in and get out as fast as possible
Therefore it is unlikely in my lifetime that anyone will study the important
Archaeologic record natural history and interesting combinations of organisms at the melting pot between two massive continents
That must exist hidden in the Darien gap
But I wonder if in our lifetime they're gonna do the word because it's not that it doesn't seem like it's that far
wait in our lifetime
Mmm, mmm in our lifetime. I don't know bro in mind. Maybe not in yours for sure
Bro now bro you said it bro. I'm two years older than you bro two years
I mean, so they're gonna build you like what do you mean, bro?
Come on both. We're both healthy. We're both smart it if right
Like all I'm saying is maybe I'm better fit for the mountain climb than you all right, bro
Must exist hidden in the Darien gap
number one alright
Finally at number one
We have what you guys where would you guess this is maybe it's just North Central Island. It's got
Dude if I was making a list like this
I would think somewhere at least has to be in Russia because Russia is like
The north of Russia has these most insane islands has these crazy like remote like planes and stuff
It's got to be someone Russia. I think please don't be North Sentinel, bro. We all know
Islands
What is that?
That's Russia. That's Russia. That's the that's the islands between Russia and Japan
How do you know what Kugel Island is or do you see it on the map? That's why no, no, no, I know I know that place
You know Kugel Island
Yes, why oh
because I think it's shown up like it's not on G.R.G.S.A properly but like use the
generate content that's like drone shots above there and I've put I've seen on
maps before. What the fuck? Finally at number one we have the Coorill Islands on
the northwestern edge of the Pacific ring of fire lies one of the most
spectacular and extreme landscapes in the entire world. Sure. This archipelago
extends in a remarkably straight line over 700... Wait wait wait it's maybe
stupid question but what is an appa appa let appa lego acapelligo is like a bunch of islands
ah like an island family appa lego yeah yeah check check check miles from north to south and is a
highly active chain of strata how much how much now i know it 20 000 is the earth let's see over 700
miles that's a lot now that's a lot it is that's one 20th of all other than germany yes
Miles from north to south and is a highly active chain of strato volcanoes
Getting older and less volatile as they progress north and as a result have some of the most dynamic and stunning landscapes
What I found out about this place I almost couldn't believe I'd never heard of it before there are over 20 major islands in total
And each one is unique in its own way containing massive caldera's hot springs
crystal clear lakes
lush forests
canyons beaches
Ice-capped volcanoes and everything in between
This is the ballot pick for them one, but the crowning gem of them all is the credit sign of volcano
What it's hard to imagine a more beautiful place
Wait, this is the one we should go to this is
It's place one in the ultimate impossible to reach place
I think I think you just chose it because it's so cool though
Maybe some religious let's see. Let's see. Maybe there's some people pilgrim aging and you can't go and let's see
Yo yo yo
This volcano last erupted in 1952 and is still highly active along with the others
Let me guess and the government doesn't let you because you're in trouble if you go
I think you're the highly viscous magma these have a tendency to build up gas
underground and erupt in sudden explosions which is why so many turned
into caldera's and look like giant craters wow it literally completely blew
apart explosions that big wow no way is that seriously the reason
Here's where we can't get there.
When you look at the island chain in its entirety, you can see it forms a giant gateway across
the Sea of Ochozk, and therefore the eastern coasts of mainland Russia.
Unsurprisingly, they are a massively important strategic outpost, and Russia has done everything
in its power.
Let me guess.
Military.
Blyat.
To control them for military purposes.
Take a look at where the southernmost island, Kunashir ends.
Just 12 miles off the coast of Japan's Nemuro Peninsula.
The residents of Shibetsu can look, but they can't touch.
After World War II, the USSR seized the four
southern islands from Japan.
even though Japan still claimed them as a part of its northern territories.
And the issue has prevented a peace treaty between the two countries ever since.
No way.
Japan considers it an illegal occupation, and Russia has done nothing to ease their
concerns by ramping up their military activity and fortification on the islands.
Oh my gosh!
Hot!
No.
Seriously?
That might be the coolest image we've seen in this entire video.
agree. All of these factors combined are why Russia has kept these gorgeous islands completely
to itself with the exception of the powerful class of Russians, some small populations
and the native people known as the Ainu were the original inhabitants on the southern
islands. However, it is an overstatement to say this entire island chain is impossible
to visit
to overly simplify it
it's an incredibly long
expensive and difficult process even for russian-born tourists
only a hand-tongue isn't changed
ha ha
for russian holy cats yes
fell under one hundred foreigners a year you don't know that much about you
we had a hundred foreigners
we're near these islands
bro i'm telling you
98 more people than us.
Wait, what? It's in that only? Wait, what?
MMMMMMMM
year where it is easiest to obtain access. 90% plus of these islands, especially those
in the center of the island chain, are completely impossible to reach for every reason under
the sun. Prohibitive geography, extreme climate, militarization, and vast distances across
a storm-ravaged ocean. Oh, and did I mention that the islands have frequent and powerful
Earthquakes and subsequent tsunamis because of the strong tectonic activity
I think it's real. I bet that I bet the bed. No, no, no, no, no, no
I remember having a georgas around from up here with a bear in it. So yeah, this is real
No way!
That picture is sick.
He's chillin'.
Brown bears.
Aries like Cape Stilbacque.
What?
The white cliffs of Aiturup.
It's all so different.
Oh my...
And the wild-looking coastline of...
Joey, like, what are we talking about?
And the wild-looking coastline of...
Look at this, bro, like over millions of years, some formations, like, oh, this is sick.
Of...
Minecraft.
Urup.
Urup?
Urup.
I give up.
Whatever this thing is.
This is just a small slice of what's to be found out here.
Wow.
silver lining of the situation is that the primarily military occupation and lack of development has
created a sanctuary for wildlife especially for marine mammals this has the added benefit wait
so this guy was there like at the ultimate impossible to reach places yeah he's one of the dislikes
bro this guy's making shit up bro no fun primarily military is not number one
lack of development has created a sanctuary for wildlife especially for marine mammals
This has the added benefit of keeping Japan's terrible whaling practices out of these precious waters
What the fuck?
Come on man, out of Russia, out of Japan, out of China, what the hell earth bro?
Why are we all doing like, come on G, like leave that whale alone, bro.
What the fuck?
Surfer, I couldn't go without your Germany
Never mind, I should say
Never mind, I take that back
That looks really bad
Never mind, I take that back
Chill, chill.
Chill for chill.
Alright, alright.
Al Durbania.
Alright, what else?
Without mentioning that the coastlines here probably hold the last great frontier of undiscovered
waves anywhere in the world.
Many of these rocky outcroppings could be hiding world-class waves that go unwritten
day after day.
If I had a yacht and I could go anywhere with it, this is probably the first place
I would go.
In the beginning of my video, I said it's the strangest and most beautiful coastline
in the world.
And to back up this claim, I will ask you, can you think of anywhere else in the world
where such incredible geology meets such volatile active volcanoes surrounded by absolutely
pristine natural beauty with almost zero humans around and a global conflict to
top it off?
England.
Pretty hard to beat.
So I guess the moral of the story here is, if everybody could just chill out and go look
at more graphs and learn a lot more about the world.
Once again, if you liked this video, I highly recommend you check out my other stuff where
I actually visit the places I've found on Google Earth.
As always, I have a theory for watching and have a good one.
The reason he did that acapeleger for the final one is just because it has the best
shots on Google Earth.
I thought I could zoom in to the different islands.
Ah, I see what you mean.
That's gotta be it, right?
He's one of the eye candy for the end.
Yeah.
Because Loki, location number one,
was like way harder to get to, in my opinion,
than these ones.
You mean the first location,
the number like the...
Yeah.
Even the first one.
I think he did it because it's...
he said, right, it's everything.
It's countries, it's accessibility,
like it's so far out.
Or, I don't know.
By bro.
You're right.
right he it sounded nice but in reality some of those other ones way out of the
get-to yes but listen bro like what about this channel though bro what about
this guy right right right and he actually goes to these places bro like
the ones that are possible to reach actually go crazy yes yes bro with this
dog hey look look look look at this guy how far you know the video was like
it's water in guy on earth look he's Zulu with this dog around 13,000 years
ago more water over the top of this cliff than in every single he's on Google Earth all day
he finds something and then he travels there bro that makes a video that's so sick right look at
this guy freeze and vegetation that grow out here because all of the topsoil was stripped away
by these flooding events this is the goal bro we can see there's almost no there's a very calm
that we're going to
Royce like full nature enjoyable like this clips, bro
Ways in the middle of nowhere like and there's just like a buck infestation
He's chilling with his dogs bro and with his dog I get hundreds of comments, bro
I love this guy so much for you now run out like this is this is just
You know what I liked about the the video we just watched was the sound effects
Yeah, that really had a great bro. That's a good choice like you could easily forget to do that to the video
We could just add music or something, but that was way more it made it more immersive. Yes, bro
Chad leave him a fucking
Sub if you haven't yet if you enjoyed that bro, I love this guy so much. You have no idea bro
What a fucking god. Yo, it's exact sorry for holding your hostage for so long
That was fun. That was very funny. Thank you so much
I'll make sure to shout your stuff out. Appreciate you, bro. This was fun. Thank you, bro
Thank you for watching that with me. Well, thank you for having me and we're gonna run it back with the infinite guesses mod when it gets fixed
Yes, yes, let's do that, bro. Let's do that. Hey peace out zigzag. You enjoy your night. All right, you enjoy your night
You'll enjoy the rest of the stream catch you later. Thank you for catch you later, bro
Peace peace peace chat follow zigzag on YouTube and I think he streams a lot more than me probably
Suck zigzag twitch mods get the get the get the thing going, please
Chat, sorry. I had to show him this channel. I hope it wasn't like because sometimes people like
ADHD all this is boring go play go open a case go open a case
But this is what I this is what I watch like off stream. Well, like I love that shit, bro
I had to show it to him bro like bro like I need it for here like his insights on some of this shit
Like bro. Oh my gosh, bro
Like I wanted to see his reaction, bro. Sorry for that chat. All right listen, bro. Um
it is time for make me laugh win a hundred bucks okay go get comedy night right now i saw jinx
you do it it's fucking fun as hell um maybe i don't know but right now i'm not in there funny
am i in a funny mood low key i am bro um but i'll try not to laugh if you do make me laugh um
with whatever like uh then uh easy okay then uh you will be getting a hundred bucks okay you
don't know the deal but i do need quick 60 seconds to go to the toilet boys um i do need
quick 60 seconds to go to the toilet. Mots I can just hop in and create a lobby and that's it right?
Like is that is that how we do it? I don't know how it works. Um 60 seconds it will be back frozen guys
and then
we hop in new map in CS that's kappa claus bro it's just a workshop map no
fmpwn always releases maps but it's it's
it could be an fmpwn map release but it's not in CS right like it's not a new map in CS
yet or
It's just released it, no?
What are you talking about, Chad?
Why are people saying new map?
There is no new map.
Or CS or Comedy Night?
In a minute, we're doing Comedy Night.
But give me 60 seconds.
I have to go toilet.
Wait, zigzag!
One quick little geogas on stream.
I'll be every 60 seconds.
Splinter.
Chad, but it's not in the game, bro.
A popular map maker released a map.
It's not official, or?
Am I tweaking or are you tweaking?
60 seconds and we'll be back. Starting?
No.
you
Okay. Can you hear me? Chad, you're not going to make me laugh, bro. I'm not even joking.
I'm sorry.
Ah, here we go.
Um...
I'm falling in love with a very sad...
Ah, here we go.
Type 1 if you're ready, bro.
Shout out to Jinxie for this idea, bro.
Make me laugh with 100 euros, bro.
Ah, dollars. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Canadian, Canadian.
Canadian.
Here we go maybe love 100 bucks type one if you're ready, bro
Jen
What counts as a laugh it doesn't count when I'm just smiling it doesn't count when I'm
I'm holding that laugh in okay, it has to be audible it has to be audible has to be
Has to be
something like that okay yo what's good stable here we go your bro can I
challenge you to a geogacer off you saw that I'm shit after cheating over
wait I still have my sheets installed yeah I'm down bro you want to put some
money on the line you want to put some money on the line just check the
fucking longer to it bro GG stable just a 1v1 or 1 for money I'm down
bro you're dumb as hell bro sorry sorry sorry now bro I'm coming bro do you
guess I like you're not winning bro you're not winning bro if you want to
put money down on down bro um perhaps I'm new I want to for this tournament
wait I'm also playing in this tournament chat I'm gonna be playing with
Jinxie I think uh Geogasa tournament um very soon very soon um Jinxie and I
I think our teammates if I'm not mistaking
Hmm stable he stable right now or when right now when
Right now when we can do quick one we won bro. We can do quick one we won we can do quick one we won
Like are we talking right now or what?
We are getting fast rounded no one up bro Jinx and I a lock bro
So right now when
chat quick one we want it will take a minute bro it will take a minute bro i do i do a
one 5k i do a 1k gg i think no right now though right
oh wait i have my discord muted hello hello hello hello
mike someone speaking i don't want to ruin your content though bro like if you're in
the middle of something like we can i can wait
No, I can do it later. I can do it later
But it's just a quick one we won. No, oh, what did you
Let's do it. Let's do it. I just want to test my luck, bro. Wait, so you're playing in this tournament luck
Yes, bro. Yes, I think so the Joe Bad one
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I think so I think so I think so who's your teammate, bro?
Lacey
haha to americans gg bro yeah i don't know i don't think lacy's good at geogas
sir i don't i chat is he good at geogas sir i have high hopes for him though
he's pretty smart i feel like he could yeah but it doesn't matter bro he's
smart and he's american bro all you know is fucking kentucky and minnesota
bro you don't know any european country and most of the time it will be your
let's just one we won't work with i'll show you bro i'll show you
okay show me invite me do you have a link how do i play uh i got you what
Don't UGH me!
Sorry, I thought you were gonna send a link.
Is there a name Mr. Toastman?
Who's that? Who's that?
I got an invite.
No, don't accept that.
Okay, Chad, is the tournament move or no move?
I'll just do a move.
What do you eat every single day before you start your stream?
Porridge. Porridge and beetroot juice, bro.
Beetroot juice. Very important.
I went to grocery stores.
Is that good?
Very good. Very good.
It fastens your blood or some bullshit. I don't know it gets me. I have a question. It's coconut water good
Does anyone know that I heard it for deep loading? Yes. It has antioxidants, bro
All right, it's actually an oceans. Yes, bro. Yes, I collect
All right, how do I play?
Yo, bro, do I fade hg or you are both?
I'm one second bro one second. I have to change the right way. How do I disable notifications? Oh?
Oh
We got it. It's a period wait no no no
Yo, yo guys needs to highlight for I'm not even joking
Wait, I can't scroll
There we go. I'm good. I'm gonna go. Let's go. Hey, you ever skin in this game. What the fuck? Yes
I'm very fine, bro. You see my check mark road and test me. Here we go check this out
Quick little one. Let's go. You want to put money on the line? Let's go. Oh, this is Russia
This is Russia for sure. No, it's not bro. Look at the left. Yes, it is Russia, bro
Go Russia
okay so you could tell us where in the oh wait I got sheets enabled wait let me
turn this off wait what I was doing a challenge with the youtuber bro I can
see the longitude but I'm not gonna like I would have guessed anyways like
where I was gonna go okay I gotta go eat more only bro wait so where's
Russian the world just don't look at chat bro I'm gonna I think this is
low-key don't pull it on the ground
us
high high high not ready to go in spawn
point what the fuck that's done yo you
saw the middle of nowhere and you went
the middle of nowhere bro this is not
how you're gonna win the tournament in
geogas up wrong sorry bro okay so i'm
going to talk to you talk to me for
you okay i will talk to you what do you
look for here right now first of all
you can move your your ass is probably
just sitting at one spot you can move
you click on the road you click on
the road and you can move you look for
a sign once you see a sign you know the language bro and then you know where it is hopefully
I see language I moved all the way but there's no but there's no signs the language is I got
you it says farm below it says 1000 reward warning it looks English to me bro I'm not
gonna lie which means okay okay okay this is the United States I see a stop sign yes
I agree I see ranch so it has to be America also run you can look at the sun look at
at the sun row this is really good for noobs bro where's it I'm looking that's
right look at the sky the Sun is east right you can see the compass I don't
see it you see the Sun row you see the Sun it's bright okay yeah and if you see
the Sun in north it means you're on the southern hemisphere you understand
if you look at the map it's between the dotted lines okay but the Sun is east
so it's no information on the Sun but sometimes that can help you okay
You know America so this is yours
Oh that's fair game though that's fair game look at that hit that was a good hit
Kansas yes 36 damage bro 100 rounds in a 30
Oh wow okay okay so talk to me so actually talk to me I'm trying to learn bro
Ease meat it looks Turkish to me the language but again I'm no professional
I'm no professional but to me this looks Turkish to me this looks Turkish you see the eyes on the truck
This was taken in 2024
Merkets oh
What is this? What is this? What is this? I see a flag? Is this the one with the star? Yeah, is that China?
That's China. That's China. What the fuck?
Am I stupid? That's China, bro. Good coms. Yeah, that's China, bro
Oh, it is
I don't know where it is. Oh my god.
China's on the right, bro.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I don't know where it is.
China's on the right. Are you trolling?
I don't know where it is!
You don't know where China is!
Okay, first of all, China's wrong!
It's fucking tricky!
Second of all, why would you know where China is?
What if it played its nations on Earth?
I'm not playing with you, bro.
This is disrespectful.
I'm not playing with you.
I'm not playing with you, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Do you only know the United States, bro?
Yes, yes, I'm learning, brother.
But you don't!
It's like 500 kilometers, bro
Welcome to the youtube video bribe and hustling you it's time for the real game
So you were playing blindfolded or what?
Yes, this is all a joke. Come on. Stop joking now. Let's go
Like bro, like if I was an american watching your ass right now, I would be I would move away
Because you're paying the paying for your education, bro. Shut up. What are they paying for? What are they paying for?
Oh, this one's dutch. Okay. This is clearly dutch
I live in the Netherlands and I can confirm this is this is Amsterdam
Wait, I'm hungry, bro
It's gotta be on the right side
I think it's back to back Ronald. I think it's back to back
Oh my god, it's the view!
You see dot C H, you see dot C H. So you know the country.
You see Istanbul.
Oh!
Bro, you did 15 damage, bro.
Good guess, good guess, good guess.
Well, that was good though. I saw Istanbul on a thing.
Yes, yes. And you knew where it was.
This is beautiful.
Oh, I know where this is.
You're done, you're done, you're done, you're done.
I know you're actually... you're a f***ing idiot.
You're actually a f***ing idiot.
Is this Australia? Is this...
I think it's on chat. I don't know which one it is.
But I think it might be... I don't think it's this one.
Wait, limit 20 tons?
Actually, yes, I know. I think it's this one.
Is this... what the f***?
I don't know. Wait, where's the sun?
Look, now you do the sun track.
No, it doesn't help.
I know where this is.
Oh, b***h.
I know where this is.
Is this Australia? Is this?
I don't know! I can't even guess! Fuck me, yes!
What the fuck? Wait.
What?
Wait, I got it right? I knew it!
I fucking knew it! I told you guys!
I told you! I literally, I literally visited that place.
I knew it. I actually knew it. They all were calling me stupid.
Everyone in this channel is calling me stupid.
Stay where we're now.
What did you just do?
So I literally, because I visited this.
I literally went here.
That's the greatest guest I've ever seen.
That's not luck.
I visited it.
That happened last time.
That literally happened last time, you guys.
You don't know how crazy that is.
You just hustled me.
You just guessed a random item.
I didn't guess.
Okay, so listen.
When I played against Chagorra, I played against,
I think it was Jinxie.
I played against Jinxie,
and I instantly knew when it was Honolulu.
Instantly, because I visited it.
And if you know Honolulu.
You visited Honolulu.
Yeah, yeah, anyone in this chat's ever been to Hawaii. It's very easy
If you ever been to Hawaii bro, it's the easiest thing to like right let's go get one more best
Better three watching your POV bro. This is insane run. You don't know how crazy
I know it's crazy. My whole child was saying I'm lying. They were like that's fat that bad bad bad bad
back back back back back
Fuck it. That's so fucking
Jack, cast these strokes cast these strokes Ron. You don't know how crazy that is
I
Was you know, it's crazy. I didn't even move. I knew instantly
Insta's wound in like you I'm absolutely mind-blown, bro. I'm absolutely mind-blown
Okay, again again. What the fuck? It's one one, bro. I can't believe how you just did that
All right, we joined the lobby you got it. I'm gonna press stop game. Here we go
You just, you're sick bro, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Yeah, finishing is, oh, I know where this is.
It's Bayonee Jersey.
No, it ain't.
You know that meme?
No.
Uh, probida, probida, a language, uh, is this Spanish?
What the fuck, it's some Spanish island bro.
Entrada.
Why would they speak Spanish on an island bro, is this Spain?
Yeah, this is definitely something
Some goofy ass Adam, bro
This is interesting. I'm on the water though
I mean I have to guess somewhere in Europe
Yeah, you can see the European license plates, I think
I'm gonna have to guess so yeah, I'm gonna do I'm gonna do Spain on the water
You know
Here you go. You're too old. Oh, wait, how old are you again? How old are you?
23
Bro, you're so young like actually how old are you?
27 from Ankh cheese Louis. Yes, bro
Wait, oh, what is this? Oh?
This is what you call it?
Fuck is this bro
I
Country do you want to go?
Oh, I don't fucking know bro just lock something you never look first you never look first bro
You just got away. Let's talk. Let's talk. Let's talk. I think I know where it is this gave it away
But I don't know where it is in the map
Mila dos me go leaders
This boat is called Ludwig. Oh hell no
Yeah, bro, I don't fucking know what this looks like
No, bro, like I'm stuck and I'm stuck in my head. I don't know
Wait, what wait is it saying chat
Fast I've been here. I've been here
you've been there so it's okay yes that means you're right here wait you're in
the Netherlands right wait I'm stupid as fuck right now I'm stuck I was there I
was there on vacation which country is it big up wait
huh oh oh I'm actually our word bro like wait Chad I forgot where I was oh my god
my stupid well if you're from there I'm gonna guess where you're from and you're
from
Oh, it's Buddha past my dream
Jack actually reading chat. No, I'm not reading. Oh classic. Go ahead. What happened? I'm not cheating like
You can do the Sun trek here, bro
I don't know.
I see horses.
Oh my god Chad, I don't know this one.
Because this is just confusing.
I don't think this is in the United States.
This looks American bro.
Wait, it's not American.
You sure?
Then it's Australian.
It is American.
It is, it is, it is.
It actually is.
I think I'm from here bro.
I think I'm from here, bro. This is in the Netherlands again, the other service, you know
Bro, I'm not stupid, but I'm not that stupid. What the fuck wait, why is it actually?
Santine
That's a Dutch flag. Am I crazy?
Mills Road, can I just look up the road or no?
No
Wait, it has a UPS truck. Do they have that in Europe or do they have something different?
Credit debit, bro. This has to be America, bro
this is America dog there's fucking cows and shit you don't have that in
America be honest what cows yes oh it's literally answer my question
number one ingredient burgers bro crispy crunch bro this is fucking America
bro crispy crunch Chevron this is like burgers or no
what's your go-to food the overrated road doing eyes of German doing a
Do not do not. Do not keep up. You have had a dinner kebab, bro?
No, hold on. I don't know how this is.
Watch her water on the road. I'm gonna have to guess this is like...
I don't know, bro. I'm gonna have to guess this is Wisconsin, bro.
Wait, when is the tournament, Ron? Do you know?
What the fuck? We were so off.
Louisiana.
I thought it was north. The tournament is like the end of the month.
Okay, okay. So you have had a tournament, bro.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I know where this is. No you don't bro. I don't know where it is on the map. I know these trees
I know these trees. Say oh god is crazy. I actually think I do. No you don't. I really do
Okay, look at that
Dude, I feel like I've seen these trees
on like
Huh?
Boss boss wait wait
The question is
Question is, is it South Africa or America, you're smelling me?
No, I know where it is. I don't know where it is in the fucking map!
It has to be this shot. It has to be this. Check this out.
Where is it on the map? I know where it is!
What are you trying to look? What are you trying to look?
No way.
It's fucking...
It's a fucking...
It's a...
Yeah, yeah!
No, I think it's Thailand.
It's Thailand.
Oh!
I thought it was South America.
I knew Thailand! I knew Thailand! I didn't know where it was!
Yes, I didn't know where it was. Oh God, I knew it was Thailand.
Oh, now I'm cooked.
I fucking know what you're supposed to do.
Now I'm actually cooked.
Bro, you're actually cooked.
Now I'm actually cooked.
Do the soundtrack, do the soundtrack.
Wait, this is very clear today. It's not America.
It's not America.
No, it's not. Literally, there's a trash can with like...
That's not America but it could be the Netherlands bro
What are you feeling right now you're up if it's not America well
Well, what are these lines I've never seen these lines before on the outside of the road. There's yellow lines
Ha, I mean, I don't fucking know bro like why I'm
I'm too fried for this game right now like
Shicer when could it be here, bro?
Oh my god, I just lost now. Now I have to make out.
No, you didn't bro. I have no idea bro.
I think I'm full off.
I'm literally just guessing somewhere in Europe.
I'm literally center Europe.
Okay, let's do some both way up.
It is not. Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Chad, you guys are question marking me.
I don't know what the fuck you're up to do.
No one in this chat knows what that is.
I was going to tell you bro, we're not going to win.
We're not going to win.
This is beautiful.
Wait.
Oh.
Oh my god, oh, no
Where is that though, I don't know what that is. I don't know America. No
Honestly, this is Jack. I'm not even kidding. This is probably right
I would guess like right around
Wait, I've been to it. Yeah
I'm gonna guess like right around here. I don't need Jack's plot.
California. Zack.
Yeah.
Voss!
Yup.
BANG!
AHHHHH!
Brasso! I knew it!
How?
Cause I know California, I live here. I live here.
Dumbass.
How did I just lose?
You're absolute- how did I just lose?
Yo, I need to retire.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
You just beat me twice.
Yo, rematch, rematch, rematch.
Alokken, yes.
Let's go again.
What?
You're actually not trashed.
First of three, first of three.
I mean, yeah, so for you it's a match point.
All right, here we go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ooh.
I lock in now, I lock in now.
Okay, now I'm on home truck.
I don't know where they, dude.
See, the thing that fucks me.
Ooh!
I know what this is.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
Look at them.
I know exactly where this is.
It's fucking Netherlands!
What?
Come on!
Come on, Jesus!
I thought that was the Autobahn.
No, but we have highways everywhere in Germany, bro. They all look the same.
We have yellow license. This is fucking me. That's home court advantage.
They're all to bum.
What the fuck? Where are we?
See, this is what fucks me. It's like,
wait, this plate, I know this plate. This is like Virginia, I think.
Or Philly. Wait, this is Philly.
this is like Pennsylvania is she trying to throw me off no I think this is
Pennsylvania I'm just gonna guess somewhere I'm gonna guess like yes no
show I actually need Pennsylvania when it is in the northern hemisphere it is
America
I don't know where the fuck Pennsylvania is bro I'm gonna go Atlanta no you're
Come on come on come on come on come on!
HAHA!
UNHOME TERF!
What?
Oh my god, wait, what?
That's Louiezy Anna?
I would've never guessed that.
I just guessed.
I couldn't tell you where we are.
Actually, I think I didn't know where we are.
No, I don't.
I've seen a movie about this.
You can never be overdressed.
What is this?
within the one-size-T
Oh, I know where this is. I actually
Not it has to be it literally has to be
I know why I know this fucking language
I'm not trying to sound weird, but I watched the movie squid games
No, that's all I'm got all on God all on God. It's literally the same
Language, is it not pretty sure?
Chad it is not
The one that starts with a J right it has to be here wait actually cheating you're actually
I'm not looking at you. I'm just saying chat
I'm gonna go Taiwan. Please please please please. No, okay. Yeah, I'm cheating bro. I'm cheating I
Mean that's obvious. It's literally
No, I'm not locked. I'm not locked. It can't it can't be North Korea. I don't think
Can you get North Korea on this or no?
I don't know actually I think no
I don't know this language, you probably won't be able to read it, I don't know this language.
If you know the language, why is there like a random poll here?
See that's the problem, I wish I was more intellectually bro, I don't have like a good bag of like languages, like I don't know languages.
Like are you a...
Language?
Of course, of course, of course.
What languages do you know?
Spanish.
Ooh, good language.
What was that flag? I saw a flag.
You're chopped.
Oh!
The Los Ortista.
Wait, this is some type of Spanish.
Some type of Spanish.
Oh!
I think I guess, I think I guess he's gonna know it.
Wait, is it?
Yes.
Let's check.
It's not the one with the P, right?
Oh, God, how I didn't fuck up.
You gotta look something three seconds one
Spain is crazy
Have you ever been to Mexico never not once
Jane is crazy
Match point for both run here we go wait, what is this?
do we have language do we have language I don't see nothing I don't see
nothing I mean we know the continent oh you gotta imagine I didn't see that
language I don't know where it is in the map oh my god
I want it somewhere here.
How did you go from South fucking Africa?
Wait, we're both so wrong.
Wait, did we just get even?
Yes, we were both.
I think it's the farthest you can be away from it.
I'm not joking. I think we're going to the farthest away from it.
We were both.
Like, literally, like, the Earth is like 20 kilometers from top to bottom.
top to bottom like I think we were both 20 kilometers away bro 20k no we were
the furthest away possible I'm not joking what the fuck I actually hate that I
know this off the back yes you being badass right now yes I just don't know
what I'm gonna guess I knew this incident because of the color of the
fucking way I don't know where is it like it's a thousand percent but I don't
I don't know where and I want to guess the exact spot.
Honestly, what's the most famous?
Yeah, I'm just gonna guess.
I'm gonna just make a sim, I'm gonna do Bang!
Like that.
I'm gonna find the most famous, you know?
What in the hell?
Please, please, please!
NOOOOOO!
I'm your home turf, bro!
I'm your home turf!
That's not my home turf, dick!
What are you doing?
No fuck.
Come on, bro.
It's not my home turf.
She knows those streets
Okay, this is quite easily on the East Coast
Thousand percent
With open arms, I'm not gonna lie East Coast America you're saying
Thank you sponsors.
Yeah, this is America, it looks.
Wait.
Oh, wow.
Well, I just have to guess before you find a fucking sign.
Right side or left side?
I'm going to go here.
Honestly?
Shit.
Come on.
I mean, it's definitely, OK, I'm going to just guess,
like, it's south.
It's 1,000% south.
What?
Actually, please Kansas!
Kansas!
Yeah.
The only reason it's south is because of how
bright it is.
Oh fuck, bro clean gas, bro clean gas, palm trees.
What does that mean?
I agree.
Oh my God, bro.
Ooh, wait, parking like, I've been here.
I've been here, I've been here, I've been here.
No, you have not.
Yes, I have, yes, I have, yes I have.
The question is where?
This is not the UK.
I don't think this is the UK.
I don't think it's the UK.
Check, could it be this?
I have a crazy take. Oh my god. I'm making the craziest take ever.
I'm making the craziest guess ever.
I have the craziest guess ever.
I dare ask a minute.
I'm a crazier. Should I go crazier?
Do it. Do it. Minus.
Minus. I'm thinking of Luxembourg, bro.
Because it's French.
Question is, is it also Luxembourg?
Chad, I've been here. I actually think it's this.
It's kind of Luxembourg. Look at the sign, bro.
It's some Luxembourg type shit.
Bro it's fucking it's fucking French. What's it's Chrysler? That's Paris. I see it was fun playing
Well, I can't believe that one round when we were both away like literally on the on the different side of earth like that was insane
I don't know. I think we're both cooking the tourney. I'm not gonna lie bro. Like you're chopped. I'm sorry
Actually
Wait, you want me one lazy or three two no way it's three two for me wait. It's not wait Chad wait. I didn't win a single one
It's two two
Okay, here we go
Wait, no, I think you did what I think one of my laws so quick
Are you in are you in yeah, we're for the road though. I'm not I
I
Don't know where this is
It's like what do you do for tournament day here? Like what do you do?
I don't know where this is. I asked you sir. This is I think this is I actually do think this is
Wait, it is America look at the license plate is it America? Oh my god, I'm an idiot. I don't call me dot com
Wait, I call
Oh my god, oh my god, it is just choosing random things
Yo, Rob, you live there, bro. You live there. Hi. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, hey, hey, Washington
Isn't that correct me for wrong? Isn't that your fucking capital, bro?
How do you not know what Washington is who the fuck goes to Washington? It's your capital, bro
No, that's like where Seattle is bro. That's right. That's where your presence. I think living right now
Miranda fucking cost girls like I don't know no no no fuck is this though this is
beautiful nay nay this looks like Marlins home bro why is the yellow
license plates but it looks like that yeah I was a flag please
Spellblats. Spellblats. Wait, Spellblats!
Yeah. Wait, what does that tell me? Come on, I'll give you a hint.
I don't know. I have no idea. Alright, well I gotta get Germany now.
I want another one. No, it's not Germany, I can tell you that.
But it is the German word. It's Austria, bro.
Is it Austria? Please be Austria. Niiiine!
Luxemburg! That's from Roblox, though.
What? Bro, they speak German?
German the it's people at the maximum speed button playground bro okay wait do we get
shown the exact same thing yes we spawned same point but I was rocking wrong
direction you first one this is cherry hill it's gotta be somewhere right everything
is blurred bro like bro I don't fucking know I know where this is I don't
I don't know what part, that's the one that I'm doing.
And if I get it wrong, I'm cooked. I'm gonna get banned.
What?
What does that mean?
Wait a second.
Okay, I can make a really crazy call, but like...
Don't focus this language, bro.
Umodugu. Umodugu, va?
What?
Yo!
I'm just reading.
Damn.
Okay, well, I think I know where it is.
I don't know what part though, that's the thing.
I think here.
Yeah, I gotta make a guess.
Oh, hold on, no.
What?
We both guessed same.
Okay, not bad, not bad.
Rwanda, Rwanda.
Your house is too much damage.
Damn, Africa is huge.
Yes, sir.
I didn't know that.
Is that my burger?
Yes, you are.
Okay, so this is clear as day Europe.
I don't know what part of Europe is this. There's a volcano right there.
Could be this.
Dude, I hate going against you because you know Europe. It's so unfair.
Wait. No bro, like, you was vastly different.
You have a flag?
No. They're plates though.
I mean, that's just here, no?
This is Europe. I don't know what part of it is.
Please.
I mean, I have to get somewhere in Europe.
Yeah, yeah, you're close. You're close.
Oh, no.
Oh, Scheisse, huh? You may actually win. No, no, no.
No no no! Okay!
Oh hell no!
Oh hell no! Why did you change last second?
I didn't. Because I was looking for it.
I don't know the map like you do bro.
The map, the same format bro.
This map hasn't changed bro.
Okay okay okay! I know where this is!
I know where this is! I know where this is!
I don't know the map like it starts to.
I can't hold it in angle bro.
K, cool.
Okay I'm not kidding chat.
give away one my soul I'm just looking for one certain thing here
fuck is this bro is this America bro no it's not yes it is bro no it's not
it tells not America because it says said turn they spelled it century oh my
Oh my god!
What?
Yeah, you're trapped.
No.
Yes, you are.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Fuck!
Bang.
Oh my god.
Don't be born!
Yes!
No!
Fucking Brisbane, bro.
Why is it Brisbane?
Bro, I could have killed you right there if it was Melbourne.
Why the middle of Australia?
You want to take all you in the middle of Australia?
It's nothing.
It's like going middle of Canada.
Like you went to the big cities.
now you know now you know thank you boss thank you thank you thank you oh this is uh
i go middle check because i thought it's safe my bad fair that's a hatch that's a hatch good hatch
uh this is europe yeah obviously but we'll look for come on show me that sign show me that sign
i think this might okay i'm not gonna lie i'm gonna make it educated yes here i've never seen this
That is not that is not the UK it says Sun right there, okay, so that is
That's
Oh, just show me a flag roll like that's not UK
Which one I don't think we're even close. I don't think it was close
Make it educated get
Do I had you bro?
He's gonna go something crazy Europe shut up. Please please please please please please
What an educated guest bro that ass holy shit, it's not too too chat
I GG bro GG little bro nice try nice try I go study a little bit okay good luck
bro good luck good luck run best of luck when are you gonna be in Europe bro I'm
supposed to go to London next week and then I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go ex-UC
to Germany and then after I think we're gonna piss off at your house now and
my house is crazy but we can we can we can get up somewhere no no no not at
the house bro no no no no I'm scared of leaking you know we could just we
You can just welcome all of our viewers to your house.
No, bro, please don't.
But we got to link up somehow.
Like, I'm done.
All right, run.
I love you, bro.
Love, bro.
Save flight, save trip.
Peace out, peace out.
And you will finally see this mirror, bro.
Peace, peace, peace.
Peace out, bro.
Enjoy the rest of your stream, peace.
W, run.
All right, boys.
Here we go.
Make me laugh with 100 bucks.
It's time.
Just quickly have to get the dirty work done.
You know what I mean?
Here we go.
All right, boys.
Listen, bro.
Listen.
What counts as a laugh?
laughing out loud right now I'm not in a funny mood I'm not gonna lie this could
be a segment where you guys think so he's just like what like is he like is
he broke like he's actually for the for its whole life he's not trying to laugh
right now but right now I'm sleep deprived a little bit my sleeping
schedule is completely cooked I'm already on a four-hour shift at at
work um right now I'm not in a funny mood bro all right I will turn on my
heart rate. And again what counts as a laugh? What? Stuff like that. When I go, when I
go, that shit don't count bro. That shit don't count, okay? I have to laugh out, my
mouth has to be open, okay? I have to for real, for real laugh. Here we go.
That's
Am I a joke to you how is there no Europe
How is there no Europe
Yo, why do they have a lobby ready bro, wait, why is there a lobby called only bro? Why is it tacked offensive?
Wait, why is it tacked offensive, bro? Check. Can I create my own one or no my own lobby? Yeah, you're okay
I've never played this game. I've just watched GenC do it, bro, and it seemed like fun
Potentially sometimes not
Can I do my own lobby or no chat also much each trial, please cozy
Yes, okay, let me start my own one chat. Let me start my own over a second. It's not gonna leak my shell, right?
make me laugh
okay here we go room type comedy blah blah blah
alright
let's go
alright here we go chat
here we go chat
wow
hello
alright boys make me laugh when 100 euros
here we go
Yo, honey, yo, honey, bro, yo, make me laugh when 100 euros bro
Okay, bro. First of all, can you unbend me bro? Please bro. I send out sleep and I go man, bro, please
Absolutely. No, bro. You got a joke or no, no, you got a joke or no?
I think it's wrong! I think it's wrong! Please!
Alright. Yo, what's up, holy people? So what kind of limits do we have?
Wait, wait, wait, one second. Yo, wait, wait, wait, that doesn't count. Wait a second,
wait a second. I was in my settings. I was laughing at the settings. Wait a second,
wait a second. How do I? Chill, bro. No, I'm not chill. Yo, bro, I'm trying
I was laughing at the settings. Give me a second. How do I turn on open mic?
How do I turn on open mic?
How do I turn on open mic, bro?
Turn on open mic, bro.
Yo, how do I turn on open mic?
Okay, only people.
You can pay me after the show.
you know you brought you didn't make me laugh bro here we go
yo make me laugh when a hundred bucks here we go bro now we're back now we're back
okay so there's no limits right there's no limit i mean the team terms of service okay
twitch has a service here we go then make me laugh okay so so for how popular rifles are in
games have you ever wondered why they have about 30 rounds in their magazines
I
Haven't wondered no, why
Because that's the average number of students in an American classroom
Okay
Okay, I have not laughed at a show bro on everything. I did not laugh at a show bro. That is offensive, and I don't condone bro
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, thanks
All right, so I have a little story from a few years ago back in 2023
You know I was I was just starting to get into watching the stream and I was like
Let me show my appreciation. You know, I said I was like, let me let me donate some of my money
Well, I was a struggling
Student 17 years old and I was like, okay. Let me let me send
$15 over there and and send over a nice message
owner then
The message popped on to screen the screen. He grabbed his headset. He said shut up
He closed the alert and he... he just left me hanging.
You put the cricket noises bro, the cricket noises almost got me yo
bro what are you talking about yo bro.
This is not like this is not story time bro make me laugh bro.
He stopped bro I'm sorry bro.
Yo was good man yo bro.
Yo all night.
Yo was good man yo bro.
What do you call therapy cope and regret?
I don't know what do you call it?
You're Mac 10
What's the difference between Mark and a priest?
A priest doesn't touch kids
Alright guys
No no no no
Before you continue bro
Quick announcement
None of that shit ok
What you just heard bro
You're gonna get banned from the room
You're gonna get banned from the check
You're gonna get banned from the fucking game
Alright don't do that shit bro
Make me laugh for 100 bucks
100 bucks this job you're not going to get me with a racer ship
because I ain't a racer, all right blubbery fish bro make me laugh
100 bucks bro let's go hello so so my joke is where the door
Where does Darth Vader buy his shoes from the Darth Maul we just had that joke.
All right, yes.
OK.
Why do Germans and French keep on making great neighbors?
Because one brings the order, and the other brings the wealth.
What?
Hey, man, fuck you, bro.
Come on, boys.
No one wants to.
Yo, I didn't laugh at the joke, bro.
No one wants to go on stage.
Hello mr. Mark your brother what's go bro
Why did the clock take the map, I don't know why
Why did the car take the map, I don't know bro why
It was tired.
I can't do this bro, I can't do this bro, I can't do this bro, on everything bro, this
game is not for me bro.
What do you mean 100?
100 for what?
Which guy do you think I scam bro?
Yo lowkey if I scammed anyone it will be the first guy who said what are the limits
Like what like how racist can I be?
Dude clip queue what do you mean? I bet send me the link then
No, bro
No, bro. Yeah, we have to do this on discord though. We have to do some discord
I don't like when it's voice only call me nuts. We have to do type one of you agree, bro. Um
Clearly we have some funny chairs. We have to we have to
Alright, so wait am I a scammer if I don't give the first guy before bro
He was just asking a question. There was no part of his performance was it?
Bro like one of the limits. What are you talking about, bro?
bro I didn't even think about laughing like oh my gosh
Mott's fine as I asked he's getting a hundred bucks he's getting a hundred bucks
okay he's getting a hundred bucks you win you win find his team bro find his
team bro before people can scam look in the vote find his team he's gonna get a
hundred bucks all right well now he will get a hundred bucks I doubted you
bro but I'm never doing that again bro but I do consider doing it in
discord bro that could be a vibe no when people turn on their camps or
something I boys clipped you I don't know why but I got told to do clip to you
I don't know why here we go put clips in the chat right now I have a quickly
look out chat today's a short stream though today's a short stream like I
will I will go soon very soon what is this check I love the our place times
bro who remembers bro look so Nikita stop Nikita I swear this guy what the
fuck where's it coming from
look at that oh my god I googled timer
I'm fried wait oh my I'm her check I look fresh here no why am I eyes so
more vivid am I cooked am I fried now why my eyes so open when was this two
years ago did I get older bro did I get older in these two years the fuck
why my this clip chat this is the time of shit that makes me laugh it's
I don't know how to say it.
Nooo.
The focus doesn't work, because I don't have a car.
You look showing a sushi.
That is girl brought him.
Did you buy me some cola?
And then he says,
Wait, you also brought me some cola?
Why did you put it in such a small glass?
That's not that much.
What?
You can't do it.
Bro drinks the soy sauce.
Like it's joke
But why did you give me so little
I was wondering why it's only a
No, they said bro. No, it's over what changed the title
Like I don't know, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I like that!
Oh my god, that's not a gay either.
I like that! I like that!
Alright.
Should I build a house?
What are you doing?
What the fuck is this?
What is uncrafting?
I think I'm ready guys. I think I'm ready. I'm not good yet, but I will warm up
at some point
Yeah, I mean I said it's like I say I say it's not like it's my friend like a motherfucker like I said as it like
You're there's no bro. A Chinese
Individual owns it
But I always say like you're the show more fucker like this guy like this motherfucker like this bitch ass, you know like bro
I was just slanging bro. I was just slanging. Yo, why are you recommending a two-hour video, bro?
Avery is the
Do I watch the shed everybody always says to watch it if it wasn't right now 10 p.m. I would watch it bro
Maybe I watch it tomorrow. Do we have shit tomorrow chat? I'm ending stream though
Do we have shit tomorrow tomorrow or no, bro and be honest?
By the way chat update Tyler one
replied
What I thought was not possible bro Tyler one reply to my DM bro
I'm reply to my DM, bro
Um now it just has to have me on discord. You asked me for my discord, but he hasn't added me on discord
Yeah, so I hope this is not what we stay um
I want to do some shit with them bro
Whether it's I think the coolest shit we can do chat call me nuts is some Minecraft shit, bro
You know what I mean bro some Minecraft bro
Again like I was already saying maybe rating basis, bro, that will be a fucking vibe
How I sometimes do it I would love to tour some shit with with Tyler brother that that will be fucking
Absolutely awesome short horror. No iPad
boys, I'll hat to
bad
That's a lie
But I will I found our game 30 minutes a good Minecraft horror map. Wait. Say what I did any Danny?
I'll play that tomorrow. Okay, Danny tomorrow. We do all types of shit. Okay?
I found the Finnish guy. Yo, what are the limits? Oh, I don't know boys. I'll see you guys tomorrow
Thank you for the stream today. Sorry for the weird stream
Today I went live knowing that we're not gonna do a bunch of stuff
And we didn't do a bunch of stuff. We just did some random shit, right?
I hope you still enjoyed it. I hope you still enjoyed it. I'm happy that I went live
It was a fun stream. Thank you for being here for making it fun without the chat
It would not be fun without the laws without the car pass. Where will we even be without that, bro?
I had peace out boys YouTube chat twitch chat. I love you guys. I see you you you laughed at my joke
Yo, bro, I only laughed at one of the limits, bro
You win you will get a hundred bucks. The rest is not getting nothing, bro
Oh hell no
Why did I put on the hat right money car and I didn't even put it on screen am I fucking stupid?
It's not even on
I've been wearing this for an hour. All right, bro
Oh my gosh. All right boys. Peace out. Peace out. I love you guys. Peace. Peace. Enjoy the morning evening night
Where are you at peace? And I'll see you guys tomorrow. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Tomorrow's Monday
Shiesa
No, just type one of you wish it was Friday tomorrow
Suka bleat
Wait, when do you have to wake up tomorrow?
And I'm not doing this to look like like to be like a dick, but I just want to show like like you're not in there
you're not in the
Only boat like look like there's a lot of people like everybody has to you know for him
Half past a half nine. Okay, 830 6 a.m. 5 a.m. 5 a.m. 7 a.m. 9 a.m
Wait, why everyone at 6?
Is it called why everyone's so early chat can I ask why everyone at 6 is cool
When I was in high school, I had to wake up I woke up at 6 30
But only because I was taking a bath every morning my mom was crashing out at me like instead of taking a shower
I was chilling in the bathtub for half an hour. Why so early if you go to school six do you live in Mongolia?
And you have to like
Go an hour to school or something or what?
No shot 2 p.m
Job at
6 bus at 6 30 this early
Was
Bro now I realized how good it was that my school was a 30-minute bicycle ride from home, bro
That's kind of go to bro cycling to school type one of your cycling to school. It's a nice. Oh my god
It's so much fun with when you got a homey as well, bro
But yeah, don't be mad at school like waking up early, bro. I wish I could go back. I'm not even joking
I mean right now. I'm also really really happy
But school time is a time that you will never have again bro. Call me nuts where you have these few worries
sometimes I'm with my friends bro with
some of them work jobs and stuff and we always all of us we always look back
like your bro this time we will never have again sometimes you just have no
worries you know because when you get older you have worries sure you can
say you know he sounds like this and then he's a streamer yes I have way
less worries but we all have worries when we get grown up right like everyone
ages everyone starts stuff that's happening right but when you're in
school bro the only worry is the homework the next day that's kind of
nice that's kind of nice bro you see your friends every day bro or like
friends you know like bro like oh my god school is kind of go to school is good
I didn't like junior as much though but school high school wow wow
wow and then you always wait for and then you always get hyped for this
your favorite subject right for me my favorite subject was sports don't say
of don't say I don't look like it but it was sports of course and fucking sports and biology
I love the lot bro biology my biology teacher was a boss I loved him so much bro our boys
Peace out peace out peace out your uncle
alright I peace boys please
cuz you're the most easy you guys
tomorrow I'll be live like