you
You
Go fuzz, go fuzz, go fuzz, go fuzz, go fuzz, go fuzz!
Good!
Boys and girls, hope you're all doing well
on this beautiful fucking Monday morning.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Sleeping schedule, still fucking ruined.
I haven't got it, I haven't figured it out yet, bro.
You guys said a whoopee fix, bro.
It is not fixed right now.
I woke up, I woke up like two hours ago,
like three hours ago.
Oh hell no, bro.
I feel more frightened than ever.
Look at my coffee mug, look at my coffee jug.
You won't believe it, bro.
What the fuck?
We got the potion today bro, I do not have the jar.
I just used the one where I ate the oats from bro.
I quickly washed it out by having my bang.
We're here bro, we're here.
Pulling all nighter.
Ah, I can't pull in all nighter bro.
I can't pull in all nighter.
Play poker roll bro, I used to be a dick into poker roll.
Boys and girls, how are we doing bro?
It is Monday.
Type one if you hate this day bro.
Same shirt, not the same shirt.
That is 90% milk? No it is not. I don't even use a lot of milk. I only use milk until here and the rest is hot water from the kettle.
You know what I mean?
Chat my energy level is low today bro. My energy level is mixed. It is mixed.
Which means? Which means bro. Don't expect some crazy shit today bro.
Bro, it feels like I forgot to drink my beetroot juice, but I didn't but I didn't chat
today
First of all I quickly want to react to the map that yesterday everybody told me to react to
Aka the map that most likely will be added to counter strike very very soon counter strike is active on twitter again
Um, which means an update is coming one of the many updates that we're going to receive this year. Yeah watch spirit nine
um, which means gold gold gold
I have a case in the back should we open this bad boy?
Let me quickly go live on the YouTube and then we're good to go, bro, and then we're good to go, bro
um, I was again awake until fucking three, but we're making progress boys and girls we are making progress YouTube chat
We're not live yet. Wait
We are making progress
YouTube YouTube YouTube are we here, bro?
We here
Early gang. What is the new map? I will check I will show you in a second, bro
You have a double chin. All right, bro. GG. Hey, it is what it is two chains better than one
Ah fuck it. Come on. Gee. Come on. Gee. I got a chip for everybody, bro
What is the new map? I'll show you in a second if you're from Canada, you know exactly what I'm talking about, bro
W stream with Mooney yesterday
How do you know how do you know chat yesterday I put in some I
Wanted to play some night rain off stream and the guy
the guy was live and I hopped in a game bro he had suck I was yesterday playing
some off-stream bro W guy he let me join for one he let me join for one yeah
that's really good okay locked in bro I'm locked in I'm locked in hey one of
the best night rain players right here bro right here what the sound when the
subscriber appears I don't know bro um you forgot the karamba trade yesterday
Yes, I'll do that tomorrow. I'll do that tomorrow because I need to charge my authenticator, bro
I'll do everything that tomorrow. I still owe a guy a hundred bucks who made me not didn't make me laugh yesterday
By the way, he did not make me laugh by the way, you guys are scamming my ass and you know what bro. He said
What are the what did he say? How how great how wild can we go or something?
Bro, and I didn't even like I was in the settings. I didn't even think about I didn't even think about it
Are you good in chess? You're looking at the at the number two of a hundred thousand dollar chess tournament
Of course, I'm good, bro. Of course. I'm good make an Altecum when you go live and play games like Night Rain later night
nine
Nine I don't like the idea of a Altecum, bro
When I sometimes want to play off stream I want to play off-stream you smell me, bro
I can't laugh all day, bro. This chat making me giggle all day, bro
So sometimes I need some time off, you know how sometimes shut when when you laugh too much, bro
Type one if you had this before when you laugh too much, bro
All the sudden it starts to hurt bro because the whole time you're like smiling our you know what I mean, bro
I can only get so many hours on stream. Why because the chat is always making me giggle the chat is always making me giggle
That's what just happened bro. Did I what the fuck just happened? Did this did another case just spawn in
Sliding a fucking gold from me puppy. Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna be watching the tournament that's going on right now, bro
maybe the playoffs I will still see bro I will still see there's some new rules
and I don't know bro we will see we will see again it's the right to do these
rules but I don't know bro like the last time I did salad I do never want to do
this again like the way we did that bro where I just have to sit here like I
don't know and they can't speak and can't do nothing nothing myself I don't
know I understand it I understand it like they want me to watch that sure but
I don't know I might just do some other shit you know what I mean I don't know
I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I'm not crazy for that. I don't know, bro
It's that right. I'm not gonna cry about it, but I don't like I can do my own shit. I don't know
Now I don't care if for weekend we have some less numbers whatever brothers do some fun shit
And and that's that you know what I mean?
Sliding a gold for me, baby. Sliding a gold for me. It's only ESL true. It is only ESL
Come on boys and guys listen today. We have
the GeoGuessr thing is working bro yesterday I did not have enough cheats
bro today we're hopping in again with mr. zigzag my boy with mr. zigzag and I
will have check this out check this out I got a right no I didn't
Shocking about
No, I didn't
What
What would have registered?
Why is it set up?
Because the animation it doesn't make a sound I don't see the red slide in real life. I just a robot pops up
I don't think anything about it. Oh
What the fuck? This is rarer than a knife by the way.
Oh my gosh. Are you retarded?
I don't know bro. I don't think so.
Chet, StetraGrat is rarer than a knife. What the fuck?
I thought you were trolling me. How much is this though?
StetraGrat, fuck to renew.
Chet, we don't want this in StetraGrat. That is the problem bro.
It is rarer than a knife, but it is probably worth less.
Also, Mr. Lucci with a hundred check with a hundred check. Thank you, Mr.
Lucci, bro. I appreciate that, bro. Not even saying anything. Thank you, bro. In YouTube super chat. Thank you, bro.
Steam stat R8 fade. How much are we talking, baby? How much are we talking? Please be at least over
60 over 60 over 60 over 60
What?
Alright, listen bro. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. How much money do I have on steam, bro?
I only have a hundred euros chat do about terminals right now with these hundred euros bro. Loki. I'm feeling lucky right now, bro
We just got a fucking nut. We just got a skin that's rarer than a knife, bro
What about one more? What about one more? No, it's not that nine
After the map before after the map boys
I collect collect collect collect collect I
Think we do the map real quick boys
I think we do the map real quick in a minute. Let me first do the thing that we haven't done in a bit
No, I want to check the reddit real quick bro. What is going on the reddit one time the reddit broke my mood
Let's see if it will break my mood again. I love the reddit. Let's see bro. So by this week. Cheers my friends
Cheers my friends horror later today, but I'm not against anything today. I'm not against anything, bro
Today we only have planned
I'm checking out the new map. We're gonna do that in a minute
Then we have something with zigzag in Geo guess I where I can place it's noob versus pro only for the title
I'm not a noob. You know me. I
Have infinite guesses
Infinite I can I can go Germany. I couldn't go there there there. I can do a thousand guesses if I have the time
And he won't be able to move
Pan and zoom
Else it wouldn't be fair that sounds crazy, but you saw him yesterday, bro
like what the fuck kick goon stream with owner in the back do I dare to click
this 1818 plus inhalte anzeigen means 18 plus content show let me edge it
ha let's see if I see the shape of a boob I know exactly what it looks like I
will instantly stop so I don't get banned come on don't be anything whoa
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa that is Asscheeks is it not
Mintz it's yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Loki, I don't know about this one bro. I don't know about this one. Bro
Are those the two cheeks then? This is a then this is risky, bro
bro is edgy noob no bro I can't watch this bro I can't watch this
what the fuck why is why am I in the back why am I in the back while she's
showing her back your shit is this am I subway surfer am I subway surfer in the
back foot so her so when she's like changing outfit like there's like a guy
collecting coins aka opening goals what the fuck is this bro don't turn me into
subway surf on top right corner bro what the fuck wow I cheese please all right
what else what else what else according to Jesus the first thing that I see on
red it bro the first thing that I see on red it oh now mud what are the comments
on this gold gold gold son or old F daughter disgusting what's her name
so I know how to avoid her brother brother good good good how did you come
second dick oh my god boys and girls one person went through with all 1,000
patterns of these aka all of the ones that are possible and I think what did he
say there's only two double cock patterns I'm not joking bro this is one of
them was how's it already unboxed how's it already unboxed it's a tier one
double cock brother that is fucking pristine bro oh yo yo yo yo yo very
profile picture on boxes double cock mom I'm here pretty sure float to be is
not dead incorrectly right now still though bro no way no way there's another
one on box it's the number one pattern check pattern 30 that's number one no
there's only pattern 30 and pattern 79 yo fury needs pattern 79 for the point
9.079 and double cocks bro. Oh my gosh fury get on a bro get on a bro once it's unbox bro
Go get that cock the foot that screams for furious. No
Your nice clickbait uncle your bro. I will go into the map in a second bro chill
How much is this worth it amazes me how many low IQ and incompetent people I had a simple task like opening google and finding out yourself
I don't know bro friendly fire, bro. I don't know if you're on red a bro. That's really fire, bro
Oh, sorry if you're an r slash on a pixel, bro. Call me nuts like the memes that we see on here, bro
They're literally not even zero IQ, bro. They're like below zero, bro
The memes it's like the meme is explaining itself in same drunk case opening
What is like a stock market, why does he have a skin on his mouse? Why does he have a mouse emerald?
And why is it so massive? Why does he have a BBC mouse?
The boys are ecstatic.
The tiger just pulled up to the party, bro.
Okay, the buddy in the back is like,
Is that like 10K?
Yo bro, what the fuck?
There's ain't fucking, there's ain't fucking 20 fucking,
20 fucking 20, bro.
What do you mean 10K, bro?
How much is that?
Oh my god!
Okay that guy knows, that guy knows.
No fucking way dude!
Sheesh bro.
Oh my fucking god!
Sheesh for the all drinking, probably some beer pong while opening some cases on the fucking TV.
That is fucking much.
Oh my god man!
That's really insane!
Those guys bro.
those guys bro no bro I will I've never done an opening like that bro I've
never done an opening like this dream map pool most recent wins that's to an
mirage yeah I like dust to a lot bro am I cooking mirage chillax bro too many
times being played bro am I cooking I love those gloves bro they're kind of
cute they're kind of cute I don't mind those valve didn't drop it so I made it
myself. What did he make? Is that a ruby stone? He's wearing Pandora's boxed lofts. He has
unboxed the gloves and he's now trying to make his perfect combo. And he's a man of
his own. He doesn't just gave and created and he buys it off a marketplace nine. He
It takes it into his own hands.
In 2026 I feel like craftmanship like this guy.
We don't see that a lot anymore, bro.
Wow!
I'm actually proud of you, bro.
That is fucking nice, bro. He created that, bro.
Oh my god, that actually looks nice.
What?
Don't tell me this is AI.
If this is AI, I'm gonna cry. Like, I would actually cry.
If this is AI, I then...
No, it's not.
Is it?
Why would he stop right there?
Did he give up right here and then he just fucking made an AI edit?
No shot, right?
This is clean, bro.
It's not AI.
He has five fingers.
Bro, when 2026, bro.
If you do this you're a piece of shit.
Got a 2-1 backside blue jam on auction and the guy refused to send it.
What's the point of even auctioning it in the first place?
Well, true.
Are these worth it?
Cock on the left hand.
Yes, sorry, bro. Of course it's worth it.
What the fuck? Minimal wear? Cock on left hand.
Oh, yoyoyoy.
Give me some of that, bro. Give me some of that.
Shroud fast hand experience with CS Cheers.
Why is everyone playing CS right now? You see what's going on, bro?
CS is going normally again. Why is this happening, bro? Why is this happening, bro?
Call me nuts. I feel like sometimes when people like Schrelt start playing, bro
I feel like they know something that we don't call me nuts
I remember them starting playing right before operations and shit. Am I crazy, bro? It's because of Jinxy
Yeah, is it?
Your turn
you got to send them an email your bro is he legit I take it back those his
name is I throw for e-girls and he's cheating it's are insane wait no more
live what is there no live what on this stream right now chat I'm after the
enable it again type one if there is two of not please malts wait someone got
banned what like they told me that's back life at 12 so yeah that's why he
didn't turn up what the fuck kitten is typing gg close
It's actually got a band GG that douchebag is even typing bro. Yeah, he's gone. Thank you
To type one if you hate cheaters he's party K. E. Lo or playing in 30 K. Lo lobbies she's
She's
Which combo
I like this one this one is cute, bro. This one is really cute
Ah, nani, nani, nani, nani, nani, not the cook, bro.
The fast one, bro. For sure, for sure, for sure.
Thoughts on the gloves knives combo. Oh, I like that.
Butterfly Blaze. Sorry, butterfly fade with blaze gloves, bro.
That is fucking noise.
Why is pattern template zero?
I thought pattern template zero, I thought pattern could only be 1 to 999.
Nine, zero is included, bro.
Can't be a coincidence, right?
Number one AK
That's on six six one
On a four transit what the fuck
Check this is not my car, bro. This is not my car, bro. All right. That will you check, bro
So I had carrying in is going to fuck
boys and girls
Yesterday, I didn't even register for me, bro because every time when I'm live after I read your subrow
Stuff kind of goes in and out. I'm way more ADHD than I usually am
Are we taking the piss? Are we taking the piss?
Are we being that ass that this is real bro?
Carrying to fucking join Falcons boys and girls this guy to me
It's why I turn on the fucking tournament live stream bro faceclan all the comebacks that they've made all the fucking
lower bracket fucking comebacks for the to make it to majors the rose does that
they've went through the depression the highs the lows the trophy lifting they're
not even qualifying for playoffs it ends right now bro not to me to call me
nuts is face is face still face no carrying in is is that's not the same
phase bro that is not the same phase bro twist type this on the discord server
let me see this is fucking sad bro twist commented on Kerrigan leaving in his
discord server while we don't know all the details about the situation just what
could be the reason twister said did you know for a while I was it sudden for you
to twister says it was sudden I wonder if Kerrigan asked to leave or he was just
told he's going to be gone. Weird situation. He wasn't kicked.
Bliat.
Kerrigan stint with face is coming to a close after the team's disastrous I am
colon qualifying campaign.
Kerrigan actually out of phase, bro. Look how many comments. It has to be a
record on this post. Oh,
Oh my gosh, that is insane
800 comments on hltv. That's the most I've ever seen bro. What are the people saying? What is like them? What are like highly upvoted ones?
It's happening what do you mean it's happening bro Nico still not wanting to ideal chat
I saw a clip can somebody link the one where Nico is commenting on on Kerrigan
which was like half a year ago in this one clip. Somebody send this please, Mutz,
you know what to do. Let me see. Brother, this comes just a week after
phases desperate attempt to qualify for the IM Cologne Major. The international
site was far from guaranteed. Chad, I wonder if this was planned regardless,
you know what I mean? Like maybe that's why they didn't qualify, call me nuts, bro.
Maybe Kerrigan already knew okay, I'm gonna change my life forever, bro
I'm gonna leave the team that I committed my life to and that's maybe as well by the calls were off and boom
One one push comes to shove. You know what I mean? It was sudden
But was it for Kerrigan sudden question mark? You know what I mean?
Maybe that's why they played do-do bro, what is this?
Man, if he won, like...
No guys, this is one clip from...
It was on Twitter, I saw it earlier today.
No way I see it and you don't see it, guys.
Mmm...
Let me see, bro.
It was him in like an EWC interview, like with his dream team or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he found it, he found it, W.
You're the gold, Matt, over all.
Look at this, bro.
What about your ex-teammate, Karagin?
Would you do that to him a second time?
It's about a dream roster.
It's always easier the second time, I'm joking, he's getting old, he's gonna stay in
phase forever and that's his story, so it's the age factor, you know, I would kick you
again.
I'm joking.
What about your ex-teammate?
Well, f1 then, f1, because he will be playing on your side, bro, he will be playing on your
side bro unless nicole is leaving too bro probably minus kicks in plus
kerrigan right uh kerrigan it's going to put a scar in me and that's gonna be a
scar i tried to heal all it's gonna break me wait was kerrigan gave htv his
frank assessment of faces disastrous season okay okay okay bro he looks
fucking fried in this jesus she also said this you're all scared to click
links nowadays bro if you know you know what is this
You never know when you'll be the time to expect the cry for you.
Don't you worry my friend.
Niko Nikola Kovac.
Yes.
Yo, did some Saudi shite watch this fucking clip and they were like, oh this guy's funny.
Boom, let's do it.
Tell us for the speaking back
real comfy
Wait, wait, wait, check the sound as well check this out as well, bro
Check this out as well, bro
Fucking movie bro, where is it?
Carry into join Falcons what not eating breakfast together dance to a team
Hey, hey, hey, hey come on. Gee all you needed to do a a a come on, bro
Kixson bro get with the team bro like all of us together bro you already know
that with in Kerrigan and charge bro they will be eating those bagels in the
morning together bro that's for sure bro that is for sure what is this XTC is
my goalie. Is X good?
What the fuck is he doing?
What?
I don't know much about football, bro, but why the fuck is he going out like that?
There's no...
chat chat chat is this guy gonna be the goalie in this in the charity match bro again oh yo yo yo yo
if so then i yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah any more clips yeah okay
what is this do this rl
The dog also six seven and bro trying to help him
The dog thinks the ball is gonna be thrown he's like what the fuck is he doing bro like he's why he's juggling air, bro
And chat he both the sands are busy he can't even press this
what is that?
388
what is this website?
67speed.com
that's 500?
500 what?
current leaderboard rank
oh my gosh, right, I can beat that easy bro
I can beat that easy, call me fucking nuts
call me fucking nuts bro
how do I do this shit?
uhhhh
do I need to log in your trolling bro?
Uh-huh.
Bang.
Does this work, baby?
I need more. I need to be more at the bottom now.
Yo, will I beat this record? Yeah, you're nail gay, bro. Will I beat this record? Yeah, you're nail gay
Should I have everything bro, I have the fucking I have the moveset I have the fucking
Here we go. Check this out. Check this out
Check this out. Check this out
Okay, check this out check this out check this out check this out
three two
Can you see or no?
Awake, you can't see, I'm stupid.
Right now, right now, right now.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
Three,
two,
come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on,
three, again, three, again.
Come on, come on, up, up, up, up,
up, up, up, up, up, up,
up, up, up, up, up.
Come on.
Come on!
Nein!
Nein! Nein! Nein!
Eight below the Polish guy. Eight below the Polish guy.
720 though. 720, bro. 720 though.
That's not bad, no?
4th thoughts, try check, I don't 6-7 like that usually.
I don't 6-7 like that usually, bro.
I'll take it, bro.
You know what I mean, though, bro?
I don't 6-7 a lot, bro.
The movement is not all you got, bro.
My machine right here, like the...
I'm not even out of breath.
What do you mean out of breath?
Yo, chill, bro, chill, chill.
Chill, I'm out of breath because there's no oxygen in my room right now, bro.
It's not because I'm, it's not because I did, because I did that, alright guys, looky I do need a regiusser right now, wait, are there any more clips that I have to click, vape lungs, I don't vape bro, I don't vape bro, wait what was your score guys, what was your score, what was your score, challenge fury to it, it's fury live right now bro, I want to see him do it bro, to which entity slash fury, what was my score, chat no.
Is this an anime? Is this an...
Ah man!
He's playing CS!
I just looked at your stream for 10 seconds. What the fuck are you doing on there?
I'm setting a world record, bro. While you're fucking doing nothing playing Premiere, bro.
What records are you setting, bro? Fucking bottom frag and chillax, bro.
Why is he always trash talking my ass, bro?
bro what the fuck what is this not this shit again well it's a laugh and he's
just paying me a hundred dollars right now yo I will go yo yo yo yo yo yo yo am I
supposed to pay you within a minute bro chillax bro tomorrow I go back
mending tomorrow in the morning I take care of all the fucking stuff bro shut
your bitch ass up before I fucking actually scam your ass bro because you
didn't make me laugh by the way I'm only doing it because the chat is
saying that I did bro na na na na na na na me how you doing bro how you doing bro
in fun fact I just made only picture laugh and he's just paying me a hundred dollars right
now no cap wallah wait just pay he pay you okay okay he's paying me right now alright
here you go oh shit wait no no man it's not talking shit chow pay him tomorrow man not
You know
Yeah, I'm kind of out of breath Chad not because of the thing though
I don't get it either. All right boys. Um any links or no before we hop into this map, bro before we hop into this map, bro
Actually about ever eating bugs
arrow
Do the cause
He might be a toddler. All right. I'll steal the worst player
about it yeah good luck good luck good luck
demon chat that was our arrow arrow CS video of the skins not CS yeah I know
that you didn't play the game I was about to say bro I'm the gold of CS bro when it
comes to games like 1v1 you'd be destroyed okay
I was going to go all round saying bro fucking X mode turns out X the type of guy
says I bro I love you and then he's fucking gonna talk trash to it like right
after the call bro like what the fuck are you saying bro
chill bro you never left chill bro all right that was yes the guy that does
the skin shit I'm not kidding I don't think you guys are gonna as long as
PC I've knows you play the video game but like I don't play it's okay open a
skin I've never actually bugs that's insane check should we play some horror
game today yeah you're nail gay bro mmm I want to see the world record for fucking
six seven speed wait one second like how are you faster than me I literally
I literally cranked it, bro. I literally cranked it.
One, two, three, four, five.
Hey!
It's making my shit lag, that's a fuss.
That's actually crazy.
But he's not doing it on the website, so it's not an official run, you know what I mean?
It doesn't count for the leaderboard.
Who's actually using the leaderboard, bro?
Nobody.
What the fuck?
Peso was testing his reaction speed on a live stream and accidentally beat a world record.
This moment is absolutely insane.
What?!
When you're not in front of me.
Bro, I suck!
182, that's kinda a-
OHHHHHHHHH!
What?!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That is almost inhuman!
The world record is 101, so I just casually beat the world record!
Cheb, what website is this?
I have the fastest reaction time in the world!
One more time.
Okay, no shot. No shot. He so was testing. No shot. No shot. No shot. No shot. No shot.
No shot. He got 66, bro. That's he got half pre fighter, bro. No way, bro. No way, bro.
Check this out. Oh, Blake, and you missed it. Check this out.
I'm trying to not like my brain is using some of the energy it has a lot but it's using
a lot of the energy to register the emojis on my left monitor bro I just tried to look
away from the chat, check this out.
What the fuck?
Oh!
Nine!
Not bad!
Or?
I'll take that. Do they have new shit? Aintrainer? Wait, what? I'm a CS player. Let me fucking break the record real quick.
Hit 35 as fast as possible. I'll check this out.
Is my sense fine here? Yes.
Oh!
Is that good or bad? Is that good or bad? Is that good or bad? Is that good or bad? Is that good or bad? Is that good or bad?
Is that good or bad?
Do the color game bro? I played the color game already bro.
Cheb what is this one called? Wait is it like Cutler?
I saw somebody cut shape in half bro and you had to like line it up.
What is that shit called bro? I saw XTC do that I think.
Audio game fuck the audio game bro, I'm so bad at that.
I don't know the link though.
Alright, check. Do we quickly check out this new map?
Yay or nay bro? Yay or nay bro?
Mmmmm
It's cutler, I can't find it though
What is this?
Fast on your red car
In your red car
Wanna pick this iconic how long is ten minutes?
I had to search any one languages, bro
Bro
Bro, fuck this bro
Well, don't remind me of how long it's 10 minutes, bro, like, why did I even say that?
Um, yes.
All right, let's check it out.
Let's check it out.
Um, the new map.
Type one, if you're ready, boys and girls, if you don't know this new map got released
on the workshop out of nowhere, Counter Strike is more active than ever, and it is a map
creator that has made some of the most recognizable maps in Counter Strike history, including
cash that's why that's why this map is probably going to be added in the fucking next upcoming
update we're going to take an exclusive early look at his map who knows the name of the
creator who made cash this is some some law that everybody should know bro the name of
the guy I already see it in the chat yes correct it is fmpwn the goat bro the goat
bro um and this is the map he teased it on april 11th and he said all he said was tomorrow
at counter strike counter strike more active than ever yesterday they fucking
posted on Twitter some bullshit bro I don't fucking know bro
when the once they're active it means an update is coming why does it mean an
update is coming because otherwise they wouldn't be active on Twitter because
they know that they are
doing the community dirty by not releasing any updates
once they become active they're cooking up something finally an update is in
is is is due you replied yesterday and you also replied blah blah blah
let them cook and there was even an elite reply I saw one more yesterday
um they got deleted what is this
why is it like the river carambit bro more more than the carambit
ew mom can we stop at dust 2 mom we have dust 2 at home honey dust 2 at home
is this world of warcraft
so i've never played wow bro would i get addicted to it yes or no bro
All right, here we go. I'm the creator of six seven speed
Shut your bitch ass up. Say wallahi bro. Oh
My gosh, bro. I love your fucking website, bro. I'm not even joking, bro
I'm not even joking bro. Thank you for making that bro. No, no, no, no, no, bro. You you
Like you you made something great for this earth, bro
Like you can it's like NASA just went to the moon you made six seven speed comm bro
You are my gold bro. W's in the check for this guy. All right, let's see
Um...
FM Pony, bro.
Let me see what's good, bro.
So this is the teaser that he put out.
Yeah? 17,000 likes on this bitch, by the way.
The community wants it and if the community wants something,
Counter-Strike bends down and fucking gives it to us.
Alright? Because they are the GOAT.
In the summer!
Bro, I fucking hate this song, bro.
But you can't. He used some A.I. song. He already got the backlash on it on Twitter.
Twitter hates A.I.
And you already had to apologize. You already said,
Okay, I'm not going to use this song anymore.
But yeah, this was the trailer.
Um, and this is the map. Okay. The map is not AI. I hope. Um, so let's see, bro. Let's see, bro.
D. E. Splinter has arrived for Counter Strike. Boys and girls, where are my Canadians in the chat?
Where are the lumberjacks in this chat? Let's have a fucking look at this very new release
from the creator of Cache, one of the greatest maps to ever have seen the fucking Earth.
Uh, here we go. I'm downloading this bad boy right now. How big is it?
One of the number one questions
First thing I see popular discussion saying six seven absolutely wonderful absolutely wonderful
Maybe there's a six seven Easter egg on this map. I will find all the Easter eggs in a second
I already heard of some on the map is how large
the map the map is
Quantos gigabytes ten in s at DNS two gigabytes only two gigabytes boys and girls
Type one if you are ready. Let me make sure that I have the right knife equipped for this
bro. What fits to Canada bro? What knife fits to Canada bro? I would say something icy. Okay
let me equip the butterfly glacier. Suck. It already is equipped. Never mind. And then gloves.
gloves? What gloves do I have? Not the Wi-Fi gloves, bro. Maybe the newest Frosty. Frosty
ones! Hold on a second, pretty sure it's pretty frosty on this map. Boys and girls,
Three, two, one.
Am I nervous?
Yes, I am.
Why?
Because this is the future of Counter-Strike, potentially.
Three to one.
Here we go.
your bitch ass up and just enjoy.
Let's see how this map opens up.
DE Splinter, I already thinking about
you fucking cutting some wood
and you get a Splinter in your finger, bro.
And you have to somehow get it out with like a hot,
hot needle if you type one, if you know what I mean.
Is that called a Splinter?
Here we go.
Do I start on T side or CT side?
I can already hear.
It bear robbing in the back.
Okay, the game decided false.
Mods, I need, I need,
I NEED the commands. I'm not gonna start moving right now.
I'm gonna tipo this fucking tanker so fuck you guys. Doesn't work.
Send me right now the commands, bro. Send me the commands without unbind all.
Bots cake, warm up time, blah blah blah blah blah. Right now. Please. Please.
Please. No unbind all, bro.
Thank you, Sally. You're the god. Here we go.
W Sally in the chat. Because of him we don't waste any time.
suck here we go boys and girls the newest map for counter-strike to wow
immediately you can hear the ambience noises of Canada I hear some birds
chirping far away from the forest right now we're in a small city you could call
this a lumberjack town right this is a city of settlers that decided to sell
lumber and this may be a lumberjack factory this is my guess we see police
why the fuck is he police maybe it's a fucking military basement I don't know
and we see the mountains in the back where in Canada is this I don't know we
see the Canadian leaf and
there's no better smell than some fresh lumber bro wow you can see how all these
trees are chat if you didn't know counting the rings on this roughly
estimates the age of these trees yeah how far how old these got before they
were of course cut down and fucking died this one could be like 30 years old or
something well absolutely insane millhouse is the bomb site a let's see
shout out to hardstone one of the worst cards in the game millhouse it's like a
wizard we have the lights and the ambience in instantly changes we have a
fucking slong as anaconda is it an anaconda or wire I don't fucking know no
blood so it's probably a wire coming out of this can we look inside of this yes
we can but there's no connection interesting looks like a tf2 map calm
down bro Jesus oh chat do you want this added to CS2 yes or no we have more
fresh lumber the whole facility is called can tree that is the name of the
business feels a little bit like a call of duty map I agree my driller I agree
some of the trees are marked not sure why millhouse shows a guy cutting some
fucking wood care for the train is there a train coming yay or nay okay wait this
is all stuff that is hidden right we are not supposed to see this but we are
seeing it. So this is where the workers are transporting the lumber right here
in these little like on these little rails. Not fucking bad. Once you push this
lever it starts going. I don't mind that at all.
look how this looks boys and girls call me nuts but in CSGO maps didn't really feel like
that call me nuts this is very calming we have a mineshaft over there don't say rip
FPS this is an area that you usually can't access boys but we have exclusive access thanks
SVH cheats one right here mineshaft is fake because from here you don't see
nothing okay this makes me want to go mining bro wow you have the water down
here bro where the locals are probably taking a bath after cutting some lumber
bro after the hard labor suck you go here and take a bath absolutely fantastic
hopefully this is not being polluted with fucking poison what else we have a
a pile of fucking dirt aka facecloth. What else? What else? Number three. What is inside?
Can we peek inside? No we can't. No we can't. Unauthorized personal keep out. We have a
little windmill. Oh wow. Yo any flower condosauce? What is the name of this flower bro? What
What is the name of this flower?
Is this umm...
Oh wow.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I've never seen a flower this realistic in CS.
The fact that the leaves are moving like that is kinda nice.
It's called a blue flower.
Got it, got it, got it.
Blue flower.
Wow.
And now we have an accessible mineshaft.
Let's go inside, shall we?
We have a little fucking light.
What the fuck?
Why is there this thing on the light?
Is it one of these lights where you have to go click, click like you flush a toilet?
Who the fuck is this tall bro?
I feel like this is me, IRL right now bro.
What the fuck?
I'm not the tallest guy, but bro, hello.
Am I fucking tiny?
No way I'm true to size in this game bro.
The fuck?
Where are my guns at then bro?
Where are my guns at bro?
What the fuck are my fucking muscles at if this is true to size?
WHOA!
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
This looks absolutely fantastic.
this right here reminds me as a german chat if you know you know this right here
reminds me of heidepark soltau um der colossus i think it's called right it's like a wooden roller
coaster bro if you know you know colossus heidepark checks out bro you see bro it's the biggest
fucking wooden achterbahn of the world bro it's made out of wood this is made out of wood chat
Well, I've ridden this a couple of times. This reminds me of that. Oh, wow. Absolutely fantastic. Look at the FPS
Let me turn on FPS for you guys. CL show FPS one
I will turn on my FPS for y'all
Let me quickly go green screen. I guess so you can see it
One thing to note about these FPS numbers right here. I am on a budget setup right now, okay?
So if I can have this FPS your FPS will be absolutely fine. Wow 400
It's at 400 boys and girls. I think I would kept at 400. I was tabbed out. That's why it was low
That's why it was low. I have a 5090 and it's in a 9 9 50 x3d. Okay, so if I'm good
You're gonna be good and boys and girls the map is running absolutely optimized. I'm not gonna lie
So this is a non-issue a non-issue
Crazy how they did that bro crazy how they did that?
We have a fucking like a blue blanket coming down. This is one of the is this one of the sides
I don't think so flammable if I shoot this with this explode careful
Nine should I uncap FPS shed yeah, you know
Zero right
This is my FPS uncapped. I can see it maxing out at like 500. Maybe even a six at the top
maybe even a six I'm not gonna lie what's it say on here set at 170 relief 210
hydro tested back in 2002 interesting maybe set up a 10 man on this map chat
should we do 10 man on this see how it plays fury that's a w idea bro
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Fury, when do we have time?
In 10 minutes?
Let me ask Polen if you can make a server real quick.
Else we can just do it via invite, I think.
Yo, yo, yo.
Can you do quick 10-man server for fm-pwn new map?
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
Bang.
Alright, we're back in spawn.
Let me quickly change.
I just got into premier again.
Okay, Fury, I'll try to get a lobby before you're done.
Good luck on your game. This is Teespawn right here. This is the first time I see Teespawn.
We have people breaching in
into the fucking war zone
of Teespawn from these houses right there.
No parking allowed. Who the fuck would park here? Are you stupid? You can't even get up there.
Is FMPon-
Is FMPon stupid?
Give me a flashlight. Is this a horror game? Why the fuck is this here?
Oh the ultimate safe spot the ultimate saving spot. I'm not even as a SV cheating right now. Oh
I am you can't get up here
Nevermind. I was I would else. Mmm. Can I go through here?
Nine I cannot let's see
Wow, we got coal mining gear and
Here we have absolute
meticulous lookout
Nah chat I can't play this net bro. I will just be I will just be busy enjoying the vibes and views bro
I'm not even joking. This is fucking sex. Yes. Fuck call me nuts, but I am a little bit lost
I do have to say am I stupid yes, but I think it is hard to differentiate where is what call me absolutely nuts
of course this will come with time
but I
I do have an issue right now recognizing where I've been and where I've not been.
Smell me?
Alright, I do remember this.
Let's try to go to a bomb side.
This is bomb side B.
Let's try a bomb side B.
Chipper line.
Where can I plant?
Probably right here.
Wow!
So this is one of the bomb sides, boys and girls.
Right here.
Inside of...
He marked it with red lines.
That's kinda nice.
Bang.
Bang. Wait a second. What is this shit? Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.
The wood chipper? Shut. Where's the button, bro? Can I turn this on? How do I turn this
bad boy on baby the button is inside
Oh
crush my glock oh no no no no no no no chill chill chill chill chat is there a
way to use that in the game it kills ya is that allowed
Dima, our question.
Is that allowed?
Who was there yesterday?
Bro.
How long are ten minutes our question bro?
What do you mean is that allowed?
Damn chat. Damn.
I wonder if it stays on.
Why is the button green now?
Oh, because it's still on.
Can I plant the bomb inside of that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What if you what if I plant it inside and then press the button hold on a second? Let me turn the machine off
How easy is it to kill yourself if it's planted here, let's check it out
Let's see let's imagine if I'm its fucking CT side. I'm like, oh, let me refuse the bomb, bro
Let me let me be safe off the enemy angle but a bang but a bang
Doesn't really work like that, huh?
Only if they squeeze into the back, okay, that's actually crazy, bro
What is that sound like Star Wars? Check it actually sucks you in bro
Like, you know those staircases that are moving bro. It's like that bro. Once your pants are caught in it, bro
It keeps digging you deeper and deeper, bro.
That is fucking scary, bro.
Set it off!
Cap FPS, friends are dropping. Thank you, bro.
Alright, Ben.
I'll put it back at 400. What is this?
Pedro reacts to 6.7 World Record.
Wait, hold on a second. Is he jealous?
All in a pixel, just set the record for the most 6 seconds... 6.7s in 20 seconds in Germany.
Come on, come on! 3.8! 3.8!
come on come on!
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
Why does he look disappointed?
Help!
Come on!
No!
Yo, what's happened?
Yo, why didn't you tell me to do this chat?
I didn't even want to do this, bro.
Died!
What has happened to you?
I was trying to beat the record.
8 below the pole, try it, I don't think you can, try to beat my score Kajal, mark, 8 below the pole
We could be playing other than right now
We could be playing other than right now, listen to the fucker
The bills can't be that high
Yes they are, alright what else, what else, what else, what else, what else
Try to beat my record then bro, try to beat my record then, I don't think you can do it bro
I don't think you got it in yourself bro
Alright, chat. Is that all that this map has?
Oh!
That is nice. I'm not gonna lie, that is nice.
The fucking Canadian leaf in its full presence.
That is fucking immaculate. Who's inside here? The president?
Nine. Nobody. Interesting.
Interesting. I think that's all, boys.
Do we do a 10-man on this on the newest map?
Yay on our gate shut and this is the other bombsite, right?
Didn't it say A on it? Am I tweaking? A
Here maybe?
This small
The bomb site is kinda small bro.
It's only from here and then this area.
Oh this is naughty.
On the middle there's a tree with calf's, yes and a heart.
Where?
This one?
No.
In the middle there's a tree.
one no in the middle there's a tree carved with CS this one in the middle
except us where oh see plus s oh that's cute I like that I like that a lot see an
ass I love bro where's the two though where's the two though are they just
saying counter strike what about the current version what about the current
version. It's fmp0ne trying to tell us something. Alright, chat I think that is it right? I think
that is it. Overall it's very sexy, my bro. Work safe. Number one, eyewear. Number two,
safety gloves. Number three, protective boots. Number five, safety hook. Number four, a hard
hat why does this look like AI I call me absolutely nuts it can't be though
right bold work bold and a canada flag that is nice that is nice very nice
artwork guys very nice artwork why the speakers not saying anything all right I
think that's it she spawn is Easter egg
Zybao.
Where?
Do not stack.
Wait, wait, wait. What the fuck is this?
15?
Divided by 1 minus 32?
Somebody fucking whip out that calc, please.
Whip out that calc.
Notice of unsafe building.
has been declared unsafe and condemned by Alberta municipal danger any
easter eggs though yeah okay except us
I missed that no I didn't fucking you spider web oh I like spiders bro I mean
that's it right okay six seven shut your bitches up where where
fair to me
haha order number six seven six seven six nine order number four twenty that is
fucking pristine fm poem bro fm poem tapped in with the youth that tapped in
with the youth like me that is nice phone number on the tank what
zubau there's a phone number I'll call her right now CS24269
Huh? FM Pone? 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 9?
Why would he leak his number? Wait a second.
6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 9.
He has called, is not in use, check the number and try it again.
Huh?
You see Dutch?
Who was that?
Oh but I didn't fucking talk to his mum right now.
I'm sorry bro.
Okay, Garamin.
Alright boys, ummm 40 year old man.
Yo bro.
Ah boys, let's get a 10 man going on this bitch.
Ummm let's chat.
We can just invite each other onto one server and then we can play, right?
Uh, soundboard doesn't work.
Should work, right?
Um...
Does it work like that? Yeah, okay.
Um...
Do I just get fury on some viewers, bro?
Uh...
I think that may be best, bro.
Um...
I don't wanna, like, go all out right now, like...
Or, I don't know.
Um...
Like, for one game, I don't wanna, like...
get people invested too much you know yeah I'll just get viewers I'll or but I
do want to serve a bro why is he not here please check my goat is not here my
coder
I really want a server.
Um, shall I type one if you want to play?
Fury viewers vs. owner viewers?
Do I play one game of warmup, bro?
I haven't played in a bit.
What's my rank right?
Listen bro listen listen listen
1 million in the world
Number 1.3
Yo bro no shot
I'm not even top 1 million bro
What are we talking about?
Yo I'm my top 400 in the world
Top 1 Germany for 6.7 speed.com
How am I not top 1 million in CS bro?
I dedicated my whole life to Counter Strike
Are we taking the piss right now bro?
Are we taking the piss?
So I may play a game right now
Chet, I may play a game right now. Let me see if Fury is mad or not if I play one more game
How deep is he in his game? 4-3 I play one real quick
Okay
Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it one game. Yay on a chat one game. Yay on a one game yay on a
I haven't played in a bit this could be goofy as hell baby I do need to fix my
rank though let me quickly see how good I am wait is my crosshair fixed my
my crosshair is pristine bro
why does my
my sense feels high bro
my sense feels really really high
oh you can't see
Oh
She said Poland won't be back for a few hours say what lie he said that hi
Yeah, oh
My gosh, bro
hmm where I need cases bro cases or terminals I mean both of them are as
well just let me open I need to buy some terminals bro I still want to get the
my gloves my dream gloves I said that I will stop opening terminals period stop
supporting the scam once I get the gloves that I want bro
Tremendous are four euros right now that's such a steal kappa let me buy
20 let me buy 20 bro show your occults bro
shut down box gloves and I forgot to accept them I'm not even joking bro I'm
actually stupid as fuck let's hope that the team wants a good map check do I do
voice change again a bro do I do I try girl voice I haven't tried my girl voice
in a bit I actually want off drops so I have to do hello team guys can we burn
inferno please please do it for me thank you oh my gosh W
let's try to play dust 2 and inferno anubis thank you let's go let's go wait
Uke is available. Please go dust too, bro. I beg you to stop bro. I'm not I don't want to get recognized, bro
Bro, it's for randoms, bro
I need them to lock in chat if somebody if somebody knows that I'm live, bro
Then they start playing like fucking dog cheeks, bro. They get nervous, bro because of you guys
They're like whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wait every place being watched. I have to I have to bro. No one knows you
All right, bro. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
I hope they're not trying to raise me up though, bro. Last time I did the girl voice. They try to all raise me up, bro
Type one of you are there
Here we go. Do I go full screen or full screen window? I go full screen, I think. Well, it's all on the pressure right now
All on the pressure right now
Oh
They know that I'm a needlehead, let's let them do the talking chat
Let's see if they talk at all off. They're shy already after seeing my presence
Hi
I'm gonna play check this out check this out Chad
Check.
Hang on, dude.
Oh boy.
Oh, you sound cute, Robert.
Thanks.
Ah, here we go.
Here we go.
Hey!
You money done.
Ah!
What?
Cheetah!
Ah!
Cheetah!
Ah!
Behind the wall!
Wait, I need to do a nomad cam, that's a minimap.
If he clashes bro, I'll give him my number bro.
I'm joking.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Come on, come on.
Bro, I'm just warming up bro.
Nice try.
Do you force?
Sure, I can't do it.
Okay.
Pop it where you from?
Rushing.
Spicy.
Check this out.
Spicy?
Thank you
That's all go I have to
I can't check I can't look tap one if I should stop
But now it's awkward if I change bro, like he thinks I'm a girl now, bro
Shaking playing like ass right now
Nice!
Oh my god, we're so good!
Can I diffuse please?
Thank you.
Hey, easy, I'll take it.
Yeah, I may have to ask for an op, bro.
I may have to ask for an op.
Let's go, bro.
Do I ask for an op?
Let's see, let's see.
This is how, when you ask for an op of your girl.
could anyone drop me an FEP I'm an author please hello
I'm a woman of my own, I bought that one myself.
Ah, check this out.
Fuck, I'm glass cannon though.
Doesn't matter Chad, if you're the fucking golden open, check the front.
Chad, wonder if you think I'm good at opening bro.
Like I actually am, not Jokes.
Maybe shot, or shot.
Wow, no way to push up.
What?!
I'm going to head.
I'm going to face 3-2-1, check this out.
All the way inside.
My reaction time is nonexistent right now. I haven't played this game in months. What do you expect me to do? Play like Donk?
Let me lock in nice nice like everybody chill, bro
I'm gonna lock in right now, bro. I'm gonna lock in right now. Let's make sure the title is correct mods opening gold during premiere
Puppet!
I'm watching Casbro.
I got this one gifted.
From a simp.
Do you know what a simp is?
Yeah.
I think the guy paid like 50k.
But I deserve it.
I check the sound.
Did you say I believe?
No shot, too shot.
Hard to watch.
Yo bro, what do you want me to do bro?
Full shot.
Where's my reaction time?
where's my reaction time am i actually stupid
throwing fire I don't play like this usually do you know me I'm not focused
guys type one so I look in bro
yo bro this is not a hard watch look I will fucking shut up and lock in bro
come on all I need is a bigger drop check this out my aim is crisp
you have zero kills you focus on purpose is meat yo bro yo yo yo yo she
Relax bro. Check this out.
Long!
Come on baby.
Thanks, thank you.
Spectre me.
I
Said
Fuck those clothes
I'm selling your blood bros neighbors will love that scream chill bro chill bro come on come on
now watch this bro I think it's scout time you know how I play on a scout boys and girls bro
You know how I play on a scout
Giggle after every sentence
Just look at it says all caps. I gotta do I gotta do
HAHAHAHA!
Just stop, bro.
Also, I can't look in, bro.
Beep!
It's a bee.
Whoa.
Wow!
We have one!
AAH!
NICE!
Wow! Purple 4 kills!
Thank you.
Poppin!
Do you have a girlfriend?
No.
What? How?
I don't know.
Hmm.
Go, go, go!
Good luck.
Aw, Scheiße, man.
I'll after that!
Aw, he cute, bro.
Scheiße! Check this out.
Wait, no ammo, am I stupid?
Why is there an RP and CS?
Bro, chill, bro, chill, bro.
Why is there an FK?
Match.
Use the shotgun.
Shot, shot.
Come on, shot.
Coming!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Watch the tree.
Yo, guys, I cannot focus, bro.
If I lose, I'm gonna crash out.
If I lose this...
If I lose this game, I will crash out.
I'm not even joking, bro.
I'm throwing right now.
Why?
Goal, goal, goal.
How am I so bad with the AWP?
Snipe me to gold, Gaben.
Do it, Gaben.
Do it.
Bang.
Oh!
0.67!
Pat on six!
That's a buy.
That is a fucking buy.
That's a buy that is a fucking buy bro. I don't care what anyone says if this would reel into a gold
I would still buy it bro. That is mine, bro
That is mine, bro
Got a new toy
Do you like skins, puppet?
Yeah?
You have a knife?
No.
What?
Why?
Don't tell me you're broke.
I'm trying to harsh.
No.
I
Come on
Please don't normally you sound like Mickey Mouse your children. I have to check after this game
I will never do it again though, but now I can't switch up on him, bro
I have to do the full game now else is weird, bro
out it's weird and I don't want to make it weird go go go it's not in
shit
good
now I think we just get viewers bro you know I mean she's one game call me
nuts I think let's not do too much or like to get everyone together for a 30
minute game is great great but fury can we not get Poland to the server bro
I really want Poland to do the server, if you know you know.
Goat, goat, goat.
Son of a fucking goat, baby.
Bang!
And...suck!
Ground lost.
check this out bro he's not he's too nice bro
got cheated you got cheated on
in game or i'll
no
i'm sorry
throwing grenade
bro i know what makes me more mad bro public getting cheated on by some
come on mark or it's a Schwede or that I'm losing right now bro
say I'm not that type of girl no stop bro stop bro stop bro it's too nice
Nice, well chill. Gold, gold, gold.
Dying on purpose to open terminals.
Alright, bro, I'm not doing that.
Now check this out, check this out.
I'm a paetigo.
Yes.
I'm him on the Digo, bro. I'm him on the Digo, bro.
Papa, paetigo, they come from the...
Don't do it.
I
Would have set my hero
long
Okay guys guys guys don't type question mark by how I play I play like this because I'm playing as fucking boss
It's it's it's do you know how when how you can skip a grade in school if you're too good
Brother for me. I'm fucking bored to play in this elo, bro, and I can't focus
because it's not testing anything of me it's not testing my aim it's not
testing my brain cells thank you these guys are fucking boards on the enemy team
come on come on I'm back on the off I'm the fucking open god yes you guess it
Right, I'll give you a meow.
Not American, right?
Meow!
Oh.
First try.
Checked sound.
Checked sound, bro, checked sound.
I can't look in through.
What's your name?
Cock, Goozle, what's the language you use?
Lissandra.
I don't know.
What again?
grown-ass man for the love of God all right I'll stop I'll stop I'll stop I
wonder if I should stop
Oh, box, I'm sorry.
Get on it.
What's your name?
I'm Dora.
Who's Lanshan?
It's Sandra.
Hmm.
Okay.
Chad, stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, Chad, stop.
Stop.
Let's go!
Please take down the voice, stop it.
Yo!
Ah, check this out.
It's in my lorry.
Ah, check this out, check this out.
Come on, last round beneath us.
It's me.
Come on!
I'm gonna kill you.
Obi-Obi, bubble, you and I.
If we clutch this, we're meant to be.
I can flash you in.
Be my hero, I'll rush you in. Three, two, one.
Which hurt minus 98
Bro, he's too nice for all I do Adam bro. I come give me give me a girl. Give me a girl
Give me a gold bro, okay
Why should we go?
Now switch, because it's half time.
Let's rush me!
Check this out, check this out.
Check this out.
Am I ass?
I'm never doing this accent again by the way Chad.
Now I can't switch.
I'm doing the nerd, but I'm not doing this again ever bro.
Go it, go it, go it.
Bang!
I'm buying that.
could be 50 cents profit bro
mama
mama, mama
stop chat
who's now?
yeah
do you have any pets?
yeah, I have a cat
what?
really?
yeah
what's your name?
Archibald. Archibald? It's like a normal name. It's so cute. Chat stop bro like. Yeah.
Alright yo. Oh man because I can't focus because of the chat bro. One lower one shot.
How am I supposed to focus with this bum-ass shot, bro?
You guys are trolling my game right now, bro.
Oh my gosh, bro.
Goat, goat, goat, bro.
Goat, goat, goat.
Started him, bro. Did it. I'm purpose to open?
Nine.
Goat, goat. Goat!
Nine.
One more chance. One more chance before the next game starts, bro.
Please, I don't want this to start.
Check this out, I'm sure.
Okay, I'll stop, I'll stop.
Wait a minute, bullet up there, I'm stupid.
Peek me.
But how? But how?
Tell me, Chad.
Actually, tell me how.
Can somebody explain this to me, bro?
Oh my god, the song though.
Good, good, good.
Come give me a hug.
I
Was inspecting his flash chat don't make fun of Ruslan bro, please like a
Shice the chat
He's too nice, bro, you got cheated on bro. I feel actually bad right now
So how do I make it not beer bro like?
Like I hope he's not in here right now
Give him the red flag.
What's a red flag?
One was an Indoorish.
What's a red flag?
Hmm, Ruslan?
Do you play Valorant?
No, it's my favorite game.
Alright, we got it, we got it, we got it.
We got it, we got it.
Go, go, go!
So dumb.
Ask!
Ask for his sign!
Wait, what's the fun? What's the fun?
I got it!
I got it, I got it.
Hmm, Russian sounds cute.
Not always.
Hmm, Ruslan?
Most of the time it sounds pretty angry.
Hmm, like China.
What's your zodiac sign?
X sign
oh you don't know how to say it in English
WHAT
yeah
it's like a goat
GOAT
yeah
NOOOOO
GG
not matched
We got it, we got it.
Now I can play. Come on.
Rose's XP bar is low, yes sir.
If you know what I know.
Smokey, smokey, smokey.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, listen listen listen listen, Chad.
We delete this off the memory, okay?
Oh my god, it's AK-60 battery.
Chad, I will never buy utility again.
I will never buy utility again.
Deal or no deal.
I will never buy it again, bro
You know I started a gold, bro
Austin CSS nothing on your lineups
I want a mutual stream. Are you gay? No, I'm not gay, bro
I'm not gay, bro. I'm just I have to change my voice for this game, bro
I fucked up. I should have found a nerd voice, bro
All right, starting a gold
Go it, go it, go it!
It's that track!
I'm on one set track!
Who's lan?
Yeah?
What's your cat's zodiac sign?
Chai, no, no, no.
What?!
Just ask her!
I don't remember here
You need to stop I'll stop I'll stop I'll stop I'll stop I'll stop I'll stop I'll stop I'll stop I'll stop I'll stop
Okay, check the check this up. Hey now I focus on the game. Okay, boom
come on
one guy
there's
a grenade
i'm just playing ass right now, i'm looking like
if he peeks though, gg
i don't miss my skills
the
beach
no
he's no it's no
well
F**K!
Guys?
Am I a**?
Just be straight up with me bro
Do I need to buy a P9? Check this out, check this out
No, no, no, check this out then bro
I'm done playing this game. I just want to leave right. But I want Elo more than the relief
of leaving this game oh my gosh your mr. eagle thank you for the gift it's up
and thank you mr. A-boy thank you for trying you're the ones who are priming
right now are the real ones bro during the most ass game I've ever had well
fucking putting on a voice bro first zero thank you for the 15 months for your
real one hgb thank you for the church prime your real one Luke and thank for
the four months crispy toasting with a gift at Greece grand thing with 16
falki think we're the 34 saying hi baby alright chill what the fuck come on
slide and a goal right now bro slide in a goal right now no I think with a
tier one goal goal goal goal go go go goal go go your god they match our it's
he had to support you wait who was Zayma Chow again am I stupid right now that
name rings a bell heavily who was Zayma Chow except us
who was Zayma Chow?
who the fuck was Zayma Chow?
the martrila w bro push it bro
what are you saying don't kiss except us can you stop talking like that
what are you talking about bro who's saying much out bro with the emojis oh
I remember the chatter chat who remembers who was typing like in I don't
want to say an mpc bro he was just typing typing like with a bunch of
emojis bro like when your mom sends you a whatsapp bro your dad bro you know
like using those goofy emojis that nobody ever uses they have a shower bro my god in
the twitch shower you're using those check this out
am i back do i deserve to be in this elo? am i fucking ass
what happened to me check on everything that I love I am a global
elite but it's not connecting right now
quit the game bro hand emoji stop I'm not delusional rock on everything I love
chat he loves nothing do we lose
what did loba say what did loba say I didn't see his message
oh my gosh bro
Do you know Lobanjika?
What again?
Lobanjika?
Loban-
You know him?
No.
What?
No problem.
That's a green flag.
Jesus Christ.
What?
No problem.
It's a green flag.
Jesus Christ.
God, I gotta go.
God, I need to go.
Is it okay?
Jesus Christ.
I need to get a nice right now
What I was lucky not focusing
He is clear
He's blocking!
Go first, Bamas.
Go first!
Oh
40 seconds
20 seconds!
Check blue box.
Just plant, just plant.
I've ready the bomb.
He doesn't have an 8, right?
Oh
That was for you
All right, let's go back check this out boys check this out check this out. No, no, no, we're back. We're back
Exactly stop
Stop. All right. Do I buy an opera?
Do I buy an AWP, bro?
Hmm, I can drop you.
Seryosk!
Hey! Green!
Oh, no.
It's okay.
Well, here I can play as a king.
Wow.
Here we go.
Hey, this guy.
Oh my god, this AK is sexy, Chad. Who's AK is this?
Wait, is that mine? Oh my gosh.
Great!
What's that clanker thinking, bro?
He's going right back.
Fuck this guy.
I clutch and then you clutched what
What?
Ow
Locking is still in this
It's us against the world, where's the rest of our team?
Alright, let's go
Lock in, lock in, lock in
Lock in bro, lock in bro
Lock in bro, lock in
Chad, I need him to carry bro, like
I can't push for some elo bro, like
What do you mean bro?
Alright, check this out, check this out
Let me lock in bro, let me lock in, let me lock in
Let me
3, 2, 1.
My bullets!
it's free to go
Last was met
Animo bullets animo bullets
Oh my god, oh my god one of 14 how we actually doing this bro the second I locked in we're actually back
Spaspa!
Come on.
Check this out.
I'm coming with the flashbangs.
No.
Ready!
BOOM!
How does that blind me?
I threw that flash a thousand times and it never blinded me.
What was that I need them to clutch or get a gold I'm not even talking
add some tilted W gameplay bro first time shadow are you being the last right now
bro rose 49 years old bro playing CS bro
hmm we tried I told him the last run I'm sorry much love guys much love
GG.
Wait, how much ADR? 59 ADR? Am I stupid, chat?
How am I losing elo in this fucking elo, bro?
Chat, if I lock in...
It's the voice, by the way. If I lock in fully locked in,
I will get 30 kills every single game and 30 is a lot.
30 kills is a low kill game. Type 1 if you know what I mean bro. That game was not me
bro. I need a new identity right now bro. I need the new me bro. I need the new me bro.
I need a new profile picture bro.
Wooo that's how I feel right now.
Let's get the bad runnin inside of our fuckin' selves.
Oh hell no.
starting game as it doesn't work you're so tough thank you bro i know i'm tough holy look top right
come on come on come on yo i need to play one more low key
poland still not there what is fury doing
uh like if i see a person i never watch on it that's the first thing i see
Okay, look at I'm a watch guy, bro. What can I say?
There's a footage I showed you last night
Fuck the new map I need Elo what a play premier
Oh, no, are you sure you're gonna be able to one game I'll carry more kills I
Mean, oh, yeah, you do
Hold on look I'm watching this video. I'm watching this video of this guy that crashed out and look what the guy that made
This video have has right here
I need to stop I need to stop I need to stop all right, let's play some premiere. Let's play some premiere
Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. What's his team name? What's his team name?
brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr
John I'll carry his ass I'll carry his ass
is this what's his name
join join join
and join.
Mort's prediction right now, bro.
0.79 and 0.420, if you know you know, bro.
We are gonna fucking win games, bro.
Moth, copy title to YouTube.
Alright.
Chat, do I not change my voice at all?
Calling.
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna.
You need a five stack?
Why?
No.
Don't tell me we need a five-stack
Because of the elo diff
Bro am I too high elo?
Yo, yeah, but you want to play bro?
Let me message some people. Hello. Yo, bro. Yo, do we need five bro because of the fucking elo difference?
I think so. I'm not sure
I'm about to golden elo you're about to what I'm out to be like 30k 30k is this y'all is this the game like
The one what no no no no no no no
Now I'll carry us bro. I'll carry us one game, bro. My time is limited. I only have time for one. Okay, buddy
Joe, okay, Mr. Hi. Hi fucking class. That's right. I joined my lobby. Can you join my lobby? Can you join my lobby? I
Tried but I can't
I'll join yours invite me invite me I did five times okay, let me see you invited me five times bang three times three times
Three two one it works. All right. Let me see. I should I thank you wing or no. Oh, yeah, try try try
Yeah, who the fuck is that?
Wait close the open lobby right now like if you have it open close it close it
I didn't know that was a thing.
Let me see.
You want to invite streamers?
Nah, let's not. Nah, bro. Too much, no?
We just need some randoms, bro.
Like, no show me too.
We can just do viewers, though.
Yeah, yeah, like Yappy wants to play as well.
Wait, let me invite Yappy.
Yappy, join up, bro.
I'll get Dave.
I
Don't see you in game. I'm gonna invite except us except us happy. I think we may fall
I
May outfrag you though little bro. I'm not even joking. Yeah chill chill chill chill
I got a good player
What David's like yeah, Dave is the best player from men is by the way. No
I'm a I know this guy
Well look at my rank by the way, it says I'm fucking top 1,400,000
I've 9,000 hours in this game. What the fuck I am kind of right. I'm not gonna lie
Already excuses
What's one on the then who gets more friends put money on it
Wait, I'm actually down to do a bad though.
No, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen, I'm actually down to do a bad.
We can, oh my god, we can do, do you think you will get more than double my kills?
Oh, that's hard, I don't know.
I just went to game 4 and 18 and then I got a few kills in 12kilo, let that simmer, and
I haven't played in a month, I'm not even joking.
So I don't know, anytime you play with me, you somehow like frag the fuck out there,
you get like 10 kills
what? you can't even get to 20 kills?
what?
yeah, there's rep here, right?
should I queue?
yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go
Malz prediction of both chats, now
let's get it bro
oh my god, and now I don't have to change my voice
bro, I changed my voice last game to female
bro, I had to, so you can recognize
I saw, I saw
I'm thankful to watch
yeah, I couldn't imagine bro, I'm sorry chat
I had the I had chatters from your chat coming to my stream say nah, bro that shit is unwatchable. I can't
Fury if you would have to change your voice right now, I'll put it in this situation
You cue a game. That's for randoms. You don't want to get fucking recognized change your voice three two one
Hi guys
Green what's your name?
Lina
Let's roll Lina
You know you have any pets?
Yeah
Which one I'm a cat girl. I'm a cat girl
Your cat girl, huh? Yeah, you need another kitten
Maybe I don't know
Stop bro. Why are you here bro? I did that shit last game bro. Like oh, oh, yo, I'm good at this shit
All right, thank you wait ban inferno
Don't ban Ancient guys, don't ban Ancient, please.
Why not? Don't ban Ancient.
Why? Why?
Fuck Ancient bro, I...
What do you mean you're Call of Land?
Are you stupid?
Yo, I...
Ancient is really easy bro, trust me.
Ah, let's go.
That's two kids by the way.
Not yet guys, not yet.
Teeside or Cityside Fury?
I mean if you ask me, Teeside.
Well GG.
bro said it last second oh god I've never played against 25k elos
oh really? nope
because I'm in elo hey bro you know I deserve to be in this elo this is the
first time where I play against real opponents
what to find out? you will see bro
should we provide private? do enemies find out who you are fast for now?
uh no no no no it doesn't matter even if we get stream snipers we're gonna win bro
trust should we talk in game or can stay on discord i play was on discord i'm not gonna
i think 100% in game no yeah okay i'm gonna okay i'm gonna leave leave leave okay let's
go let's go chat full tryout i'll show you that i deserve to be in this fucking elo hello
team hello team wow you sound sexy oh my god oh my god is that Corpse husband
we have three ladies on the team let's go let's go they yes oh my god you sound
so hot okay so thank you bro chill bro chill Dave is gonna be nervous lookin I
I got shot.
Nice acceptance.
Not really.
One more.
Shot coming.
It's A.
He's short.
What?
Ram?
Is this the colorblind crosshair?
Shit, Fury is colorblind.
Fury, I've never seen a black crosshair.
Is it because you're colorblind, bro?
I have a bind, actually. I switch between colors.
What? Based on the background?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So when I'm looking at a dark background,
I switch to yellow,
and when I'm looking at a light background, I switch to black.
So I don't make shit up.
I'm gonna push middle.
come on what's why trust me don't
no kids in this track I'm trying to be
sports
smoke suicide don't even need a smoke
you're going lower yes bro check this out
that's right to choice me
on top man
two top men two top men
Can you flash me out except us no flash always playing for myself wait I can I can't wait
on a cat flash me flash me wait
Nice
Okay bro can you stop saying it last second bro like what do you mean bro say the second
Oh, it should be your instinct to get an AK when you have an MP9.
Yeah, but why do you say it in the first place? Like, uh, you say it at the end of the round.
Yeah, because you're not a good player, maybe you don't know.
Maybe stop being stupid and say it a little bit earlier, bro.
Uh, okay.
I'm trying to teach you something here.
Bro, I know that AK's are better than MP4s.
Fake flash.
Oh, he's waiting in long doors.
Specs on me, Fury.
Nice, sir.
Oh, and I'm watching you.
Okay, bro.
How along?
You have to press the mouse button.
They're sniping, bro. They're sniping.
Oh! 96 Airpass!
I like his crosshair jump.
If you win this...
Yeah, we should it's only one boss right
Let's go let's go all I need is a deal right over them that's true
Oh my bottom friggin
Long long
Okay, go, go, go, go, go
Bomb, be done. Oh, no, stop it. How fast are they reacting?
So we're leaving watching oh
I like the confidence oh you saw me
Where?
Oh, yeah I did
Yo yo yo yo I thought you saw me one more time man
I thought I saw him one more time
That's right that's right
You confused me and I was the one that saw me
Come on happy lock in bro lock in you're playing like owner right now
Yeah that's right
Are you serious right now?
I
Look at how Dave is playing
That's my boy. He plays it just like me. Why are you talking to me, bro?
Come on, bro. Yeah, let me play nobob with let me play shot over trust
Nice day
Yeah
Oh you're gonna get it.
You are three behind long.
Two is behind long.
No.
No you can't.
No, no, no, no.
Stop trolling in Premiere bro, I'm gonna repot you.
One more.
I got the bomb.
Lower clear.
out
come come
nice guys we're locked
we are locked
we are so good
why are you acting like your friends all of a sudden bro
come on bro we are
we are
shit bro
you're in your position
i don't like this lobby bro
i have to try hard bro
why is orange so bad
bro
bro chill bro chill i lock in right now now i have about your bro should lock me okay
yeah let's check and i get some of these let's check and i get some
you got a dame i'm leaving i don't even like chicken nuggets one more
oh there's some lines go to smoke
Yo buddy, your kitbox is getting wider and wider
Oh, okay, bro, okay
Lower lower
They've hold lower like a good boy. Chill. I'm 12 years old
Lower lower lower. Zybao, Zybao lower. No, he's not. I swear
two lower guys help nice day my hero
let me speak lower going up or to be and
the other items be both be both be to be
We got this guy. Easy, easy, easy.
Hit your death, bro.
2v3.
One behind box and site.
Like this guy's ass.
Why am I not winning?
Big box, big box.
Nice, yes, being good drop behinds.
Yo, Dave, you need to drop me that all, bro.
I'm not even joking, bro.
Like, please.
Kill.
Please, Dave, please.
Thank you, bro. You're the best.
Wow Dave if I asked you would never yeah because you are you buddy
Wow Dave way from from the Netherlands wrong oh ha how's it going?
No one long three ups no one long one come with all come with all
Top middle and executed. One big box, big box.
The glowing flashback.
Big box, big box.
Long coming!
To the right already. Are you still there?
No, no, he's long gone.
What did you miss?
Like mid-o-s, mid-o-s.
Long coming!
Long what?
Long, long.
This round is fucking good.
Short of him, short of him.
please let me get that kill
please let me get that
please let me get that I got it
please let me get that
fuck this guy
he wants to plan for money guys
Yeah, you have it bro!
Okay, 9-5 is back on cycle.
No man, come on bro!
How did you knife him?
Get me the fight.
How did he knife him before he came?
Can I have an AK, Yappy?
Please, please.
Yappy, come on bro.
Oh my god, Yappy, thank you so much.
Here, take my M4 bro.
Hoitus, POV.
Triple 0 floats bro.
One of the best in the world.
What?
What knife?
It's a... It's a... It's an airport.
Yeah.
No.
I stay for you.
Damn! All in the left!
What the hell? Flashbacks!
Mid-clean! Clear!
Give me! Two mid!
Bro, right side, dude.
Last one, last one.
Okay, you can have all my AKs for the last of my...
Oh, he's in bot, bro.
No!
Let me get that!
No, bro!
I wanna get my AK! I wanna get my AK! Please!
I'll drop you off! I swear!
okay
if you scan the price for our thank you thank you for all i would never thank you
okay
wait was like a that's right
i don't know what you're gonna trade
they give you a good job
right if you will be able to get it is good guys good guys
no
I got you with the drop, I got you with the drop, I got you, I got you.
That's right, that's right.
You said shit like a good boy bro.
You're wasting my money on an M4 for you guys.
Wow, wow, wow.
Wow
That's shot something
Bomber! Oh my god, I'm the ghost
Guys, CT CT CT
I'll fucking
Oh no, I got my op, I got the op
Let's trade, let's trade
3, 2, OK, there we go.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you very much.
I think they fell in a pit or something last time.
Because nobody got them.
They what?
They fell in a pit, I think, because nobody got the AK
or the AV.
True.
Come on, come on, jump, jump.
I wonder where they went.
Throwing fire.
I feel like when I'm in this lobby room,
my confidence is zero, bro.
Like I'm playing with guys that are 1,000 times better than me.
I wonder if you know what I mean, bro.
How you already low HP, Fury?
I got 10.
No, no, stop trying to make me talk!
Watch me, watch me.
Suicide, suicide.
Except...
Except us!
I see turning around there.
Whoa, what is this, Mark?
Mark S, come on, Mark S.
oh my god double is double is double is double is going to be
ah you got this you got this
flashbang
he's blind
orange is blind
Like bro, don't you worry because if you saw what examples did
You push it then died in five seconds. So come on man. Yeah, why is this guy talking to me?
You want to drop row you want to drop now I'm fine. I got money. I got money. I
Don't want to go short again Chad
is this still a roe playing 30k elo right now bro this is my rag I'm telling you bro
I guess they're not gonna expect the gap
yo that's close B
no I don't see med
I'm probably sneaking it to be them, probably sneaking it to be.
We have a guy in tunnels.
Yeah, I see.
Nice! Beast Gaming!
Thank you, thank you.
Wow.
367, remember.
Bro, I swear this rank is like my rank, bro. Like these guys are not good, bro.
You are doing well right now. I can't fly.
I'm sure.
Shit, I...
I dropped, I dropped.
Thank you, bro.
Now give it back.
I'm kidding except us someone just called the espresso how do you feel
because that's healthy is it what
this one I drink three coffees every day bro look at me
One more beat.
Oh.
One more beat.
Last beat.
Nice try.
Let me kill that guy please.
I think for money for next round.
Sight, sight, sight.
I died for you on him.
Get him.
I got him.
Sight.
I got him.
Please.
HELL!
Oh please, dude.
Yo, wow.
Let's try, guys, let's try.
Guys, there was one person left after me and Dave died on B.
I swear to God, how did you lose that?
I died because I wanted to kill.
Yeah, let him get the kill.
Alright guys, come on, T-Side is easy.
Smells like a B-Rush, no? Look at all spawn, bro.
Let's go guys. Let's go. Let's rush off me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, you don't have a spot for me. I'll come with the bomb guys. I'll come with the bomb.
Next time, I'll refrag you. He's not making the tactics, you believe me?
Oh, like, here again. Look where I'm at. I'm not going to bait you out. Let's go guys. Let's rush it out. Come on.
No fear. Keep going, keep going.
I
Besides inside
Where's the clutch they got a Molly or B they got a Molly of B really
Maybe slightly sir, but sir, you'll report them. I'm not even joking bro. Maybe what life. I'm not joking
Excerptus, are you streaming?
Because StreamSnaping is the same as FuckLife, Loki, I think the top guy, the top guy, the cinnamon.
Is Excerptus streaming? There's that again?
I am not. I am not.
Doesn't make sense then, they're not streaming.
Should we FuckLife the AI?
Like, if they just know every round where we go, like, the AI has to trigger, no?
If it's clever.
Dave, how do you know?
How do I miss?
Guys, that ass, you didn't hit him once?
That ass bro, you blocked me six times Dave took all the damage true
I'm feeling we're gonna lose this game. No, maybe you should do something
We are not in my watch. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. We go push push long
You accept us drop me a deal bro, please why are we push along?
Here's your first you're the god
Beaming I gotta kill it's fine, bro. You're blocking the bed and point to zero for to float
I
Check this out
Nice owner
I
With the scout
They had three guys long this time
Was playing for D. What do you mean? Yo, let's rush B
I hate to see
Well, no, they guys have an idea. Let's actually rush B. We have good spawn. Let's rush B rush B rush B rush B
Listen to me. Hey rush B trust all rush out B all rush out B
Literally stream snapping and they have a delay of five seconds or whatever or three
I could have worked I've done them many times against you know, but I don't know why my team didn't recognize
He's ninja
Why are you eating the navel?
I'm done with this game.
Are you drunk?
Why is that guy in Gathos?
He just let me kill a steward.
Sun Girl Day is all over again.
Bro, I actually felt like I was there.
Who's turn is it Dave?
Huh?
Who's turn is it Dave?
I need a hero's card.
Let's go.
Maybe B-Dash?
I saw you only had 6k views on YouTube. I hope this helps. Open Gold.
Gold you're DZ music. Thank you for the five pound on YouTube super chat. I appreciate that
That does help that for the chat boys hearts in the chat check this out
I clear as well, I clear, I clear.
Last guy should be long player.
Well, well, well, well.
Plant it for shot, plant it for shot, plant it for shot.
Why, we don't have short.
Plant it for shot.
He's short.
NICE YA PIE!
Let's go!
My fury, your ass, how are you 16 and 12?
Yo, yo, shut up bro, I'm not having a good gamer now.
I'm dropping naked, I'll show you how it's done.
I'm dropping naked, sure bro.
Here, thank you.
I can't flow.
I'm rushing away, I should say what I'm doing.
I'm boosting with boosted American.
Chat, should I stick to AWPing bro?
I don't know if I'm a good AWPer bro.
Clearly you can rush.
Yeah.
I feel like Hady is low on the AWP.
Excerpt.
But I'm looking golden on the AWPer.
I need to trade fury.
No!
That's fucked up.
Should stick to unboxing, yo.
guys we can go be let's go be let's go meet okay okay okay okay well he's car
is part the fuck is this guy doing Joe I'm blind
let's get it let's go I I swear was that fortnight you played at mr. bees
change you bro bro I didn't get a single kill there oh no I just uh Poland is here by the way
if you want to do the time and still oh is here right now could be a vibe ask five another five
let's do it no yeah yeah I mean I'm holding can you make the server bro on the new f and polman
real quick oh we have to win this game first he says yes
you got a day
oh my god I could fucking cry right now I could fucking cry when I'm not
gonna open a fucking track cuz I'm a grown man
oh well that actually hurt I'm not joking
Short kind of low, oh my god
So we're gonna play on the UCS map after this
Yeah, I guess
You're all shit
Yeah, what's actually gonna lose look in
You're examples how to have more kills than you bro
Seven and seventeen
You're feeding the money
I'm gonna smoke cross-pass.
Hey, you're boned!
I'm lucky.
Guys, why didn't you smoke mid?
Yeah, you blocked me! Dave.
No, I didn't.
Yes, bro.
Wow, what a good farm, oh no.
It looks like an M.
Yeah, I like it now.
Middle.
It looks like an M.
It's a holographic.
It's an M for Mark.
He's short, he's short.
You got this.
You're gonna send McDonald's, buddy.
Yeah
Guys guys we need a shred bro
Who's the smartest in this team who's the smartest when it comes to see us up? What's up? What's up? You call me?
Dave where we going bro
Where are we going Dave?
Let's go long, open long, open long
Dave, open long
Dave, let's try, let's go
We have such a bad spot, open long bro
I'm gonna flash out long bro, I got you
One low HP
We to long Dave, flashing
Three flashes, they have no vision
He's so low bro
It's actually bad, how are these guys in my fucking healer bro
Actually bad how these guys in my fucking yellow brown
Like how is this guy 25 kilo what happened to don't go cat girl breeding specialist
Yeah, I mean only that ass right now
Flash over no flash over and you can't do it
28 you cannot be dead ass you cannot have this profile to 28
What happened to
We're training, we need to train Dave.
Lock this guy up right now, I'm not even joking.
You need to hit some aim maps bro.
What the fuck is Shaq's axe?
Smoke middle.
Lock this creep up, I'm not even joking Shaq.
You know how to smoke?
No.
Here's the smoke, anyone?
I'll smoke it, I'll smoke it.
Just give me the smoke, just give me the ball.
It's perfect, it's perfect.
What the fuck?
Don't forget the bomb guys.
I'm not even sure
It's horrible
It's fucking mist completely bro
Oh!
Nice
That's a good smoke, what do you mean?
One mid, one mid
How does he kill me?
Full flash
I'm baiting long guys
One ramp
One CT, one CT
Long, you got long, oh
Go on, go on
Long clear, long clear, long cleared
Oh no, long clear, trust me
I'm clear
Should I just stay long yes
Yeah, but I'm a pussy bro that is true
I don't know when
So bad!
Why are you so bad?
Oh, it's not so bad!
Oh, not at all!
How are you doing that?
That's a T side molly.
How are you whipping that?
Oh, he's so bad!
Buddy, buddy, buddy, you're 19 and 17, bro.
I sold?
How?
I did not sell, bro.
You can't stay long!
I did not sell.
Yo, you expected 12k Lupe to carry your fucking 30k bombers, bro.
You guys don't deserve this, you know.
I'm not even working, bro.
What do you mean you guys, bro?
Who's you?
Now, you're good, Dave.
You're good, you're good.
You're actually good, bro.
I'm good too, bro.
He's gaming 367 bro, like he does not deserve this rank, he's the highest rank but the worst player in this lobby.
Nah, Mark, come on bro, you can say that shit.
Okay, you're not the worst bro, you're not the worst.
Thank you, thank you.
You're one above me bro, ah come on.
Let's actually win this bro, let's actually win this, Dave we need another entry please.
I'm boosting.
Wait wait, I'll smoke it, I'll show you how it's done.
Okay.
What? Do it.
50, 50, 50, 50.
it popped
it worked it worked
see that's why you're going to die
care short care short
GG
oh my god why are you baiting me mr beast
what the fuck are you doing
Chad did I do terrible for the middle of the game
one more one more one more
oh my god
better than Xtrap bro
like I have to I have to
Nice right now take it right here. Oh, I fucking smoke these guys
Loki like bro. You guys should have gotten more than 10 kills. Oh, yes
You guys are more than 10 kills except us 48 area. You deserve this D-Rank. I'm not a good jockey you guys
But you have 16,000 hours mr. Beast
That's right
Hi guys, we're now gonna play them the new map. I'll send your IP on
Discord
Fury send it to Dave
Let's go. So we're gonna play the newest map of the map right now
We're gonna do a 10 man tab one if you want to join tab one of you want to join tab one of you want to join
Okay joining now, let me send it to you up P
one down far away bang I'll send it to fury let's see how this map plays shut
wait are they too good though they need to chill a little bit though they need to chill
a little bit it's like really really we need some bots we need some bad players now chat
Who's low elo on the chat? Who's low elo?
Who can I send this to?
Ah
I will send it to
Maybe donna wants to join
Bang
I
Team
Yeah, we need some bad players now because we are all pretty fucking cracked we need some bad
Like just viewers they like bad viewers fury your chest is your check girl mine is pretty fucking up like they learn
Yeah, same same so mine is cracked
I see
What if they learn from you a lot I don't think the chat is a good round Loki
I'll get some I'll get some all right
When I could join this match I'm trash you how do you how do you have me added on this card?
Oh wait some magician. Hi bang. I gotta send it to you
You have you got me added on this contract just message me if you want to join else oh
Oh, he gave me my gloves. He gave me my gloves. Oh
My gosh, I'm trying to unbox these chat. Look at this combo. You're Poland. You're the goat
He muttered in the gloves for me. I
Need this
My gosh, Chad
Start what's that?
It's the fucking machine
wow I don't know who I'm sending these links to bro look Dave people are
stemming me jump in here jump in there I was watching you are you stupid why
I don't even see your arm, but yeah, I think I think it's not that way. Go in. Yeah
All right, I think I think
GG
What you fit okay, I think we got ten
let me see why they're not joining though when do you know best pattern for those I
like the one with the axe Poland but I don't know what the pattern is though so
someone know the best pattern on these gloves well
uh cs2's new map
10 man on cs2's newest map
okay okay why why they're not joining
how big is the map like 2 gigabytes no
it's like five minutes
how are you guys here already Dave you had
You gotta pre-download it or what?
No, no, no. Just scoot into my face.
Wow.
Netherlands, bro. Netherlands, bro.
Oh wait, Netherlands.
Oh yeah.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, bro. I'm a little bit...
Wait, where are you going?
I'm a little bit seen now, bro.
Stop, bro.
Wait, I forgot.
That clip got me cooked and I don't know.
I have to show this one.
I'll leave this 10 minutes.
This clip, actually, bro, wait.
That's crazy.
This clip got me fucked up, Chad.
chat where is it bro where is it no I can't find it should I invite some
people or no now we got time you have nine people on the server are you
blind yeah one more no no I think he's downloading the map why is invite KV he's
he's he's he's say that's yes wait KV are you good he's like face level 10
everything wait are you KV no you can't I he's like your face and I tried I'm
No, that's yes, he's bone save our life
Wait, do we pick the class or how I think let's just let that fall on random myself
Yeah, it's gonna be too strong. That's a fury and Dave team leaders. No, I should know
team one against team fury yeah but fury why not me again the biggest guy
inviting why don't you guys Dave yeah let's do a few reverse day from because
you guys are cracked like we need the best team leaders yeah we are the best
we are the best we are the nine wait silver who the fuck are you
That's real silver
Do you have a mic?
Yo was good, was good, was good, was good
Are you good at CS bro?
I don't know man, that's not my thing to decide man
Wait are you the magician?
No, no, no
I'm the guy who made the McDonnell horror game
haha nah I forgot about that the game that didn't even work all right let's go
let's go we need one more though wait
the Roblox F-R-R-Game didn't even work bro yeah invite him invite him
okay I hope that's not one that I sent that has slow ass in the night bro
Let's go.
Um, genuinely, who's got the clip?
Wait, oh no.
Hello guys.
Hello.
Yo, yo, yo.
Wait, wait, wait.
I just invited them.
Oh, fuck.
Perfect.
How old are you by the way?
14.
14?
I didn't mean to beat me first.
Yeah.
That's it.
How old are you?
I forgot.
14.
Oh, who go?
10.
No, no, no.
We need to...
I wasn't clip farming.
I'm doing that ass.
I don't know what happened.
I'm so bright.
Draw Barry's champagne on ice.
Lucky for you.
All right, listen.
We got 11 players, bro.
And one guy is right now playing a song to his mic.
I think I know who got to go, bro.
What the f**k are we doing?
Zeimuni, who are you bro?
He's the guy I invited, oh s**t I died.
Yo we got 11 bro, how do we do this?
Who did we invite last?
Fury, who did you invite last bro?
Zeimuni, Zeimuni, Zeimuni.
Bro you told me to invite, what do you mean?
Yo Zeimuni bro, like your friend f**ked up bro, I'm sorry bro.
Yeah, same only we're not friends, but and I did not fuck up. It's all in a fault. I'm saying maybe 6v6
Same only do you have a normal mic only?
Wait, push my do you even have a mic mr. Magician? Oops
Yo
No front but we do need my top people
Pigeon you got a mic on our
It's that cool. What's cool?
Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, we'll be nice. We'll be nice. I'm sorry, bro
Bro, just say no, bro. I would have never
I would have never kicked you out like
Oh my yo, bro, I didn't even want to do the yo bro. I did yo
All right, how do we make the teams bro? How do we make the teams um team day for this team fury?
Yeah, just pick one guy picks one and then the other guy picks two and then the other guy picks two and then it goes like that
Let's do it like that. Let's do it like that. Let's do it like that. Okay. Who picks first though? Who picks first though?
Decide the size randomly rock paper scissors rock paper scissors three two one you say what you pick three two one you say what you pick
Okay, okay, two one
Rock!
Rematch!
Three, two, one!
Rock!
What are you saying?
You didn't say anything Dave.
You can choose, you can choose.
No, Rock. Pippa says I'll choose as you do.
Three, two, one!
Pippa!
Dave wins.
I pick Sim only, my guilt.
Okay.
I pick...
Okay, well I pick two, right?
right yeah I mean who's the second best player here you know who's the second
best I'll pick yapi and
Saibao let's go you're dead that's what's up Dave actually picks some good
players now because this team is fucking powerful bro I don't know anyone
I only know excerpt also take excerpt was wrong
We don't get to pick like Carlson and kubu are right
Silver Carlson and kubu which Carlson is this
Yeah, he's happy, what the fuck?
Discord calls, he wants to make a Discord server.
Are you good at CS?
I'm decent.
Wait, you're finished, how good are you?
A little bit above average.
A little bit above average, okay.
What's your face at level?
Nine right now.
Welcome to the team.
Yeah, that's like five times better than Ona.
What about Silver? Silver, what about you?
I'm one win away from level 10.
Really?
Wait, and who's the last?
Kubu, Kubu, Kubu.
Yo, Kubu is the actual Silver.
Kubu is the actual Silver?
Yes.
Okay, we take Silver.
Fuck you, Kubu.
I hope we have a lot of people to carry on this team, bro.
Let's go.
Rock, paper, scissors, who gets to choose the side, okay?
Team leader versus team leader.
Three, two, one.
Paper.
Here we go, we go, we go, we go, yeah.
Easy, easy.
Why are we choosing?
We go CT, no, we go CT.
I thought you would decide so much.
There's a negative and five on B.
Oh
Okay, good bro, I will fucking get paid back. I'll fucking use that gun on side people
Oh, yeah
Who else is this this our team?
Yo, good luck boys. You will need it, bro. You will need it. Oh, I don't know
I would shoot a coordinates, but it just saying I got Zeus waiting for you
I'm not gonna do this to anyone, buddy.
Let's go.
You'll mark the prediction roll.
Prediction.
All right.
Team.
You are dead, Polanda.
Team Fury versus Team XAPAS.
Good luck, guys.
Good luck.
You will need it.
I hope you lose.
Good luck, guys.
I know you will lose.
Listen, they are actual ass.
Like, just Dave knows how to play a bit.
The rest is like ass.
Like actual ass.
Can you take yours?
Wait.
No, you're ready.
Yeah?
Aren't you, like, boosted face it?
No bro, what the fuck?
Wait, how do you know that?
Bro, what do you mean how do you know that? That's all true!
Now we played some face-it games together, Fury, and that counts as Bruce and me.
Let's let them know that's a combo. I got you this game.
I'll go be. I'll go be.
Wait, I don't know this map. I'll play.
Wait, who turned on the meek runner?
Me. I did. I did. I'm hungry.
You making su chik?
Yeah.
Some steps, please. Some steps, please.
Okay. Only come from here, Yuppie, right?
right? Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
What? Yo, this is your little friend?
This is your little friend?
I'm gonna go through the lower.
What?
Bro.
Oh my god!
Eh? Why does it look like you can go there?
Yo, okay, okay, guys.
Oh no, what the fuck happened? What did you do?
Yo, yo, we're playing the newest map, bro.
me to do it like I expect every single angle bro like I don't know this map it
looked like I could go lower I couldn't you're the only guy that like killed
himself yes I'm sorry I'm sorry it was a misclick let's look in let's look in
let's look in all right come on I have to force by the church I'll actually look
I don't know
I don't know what I'm doing
All with
One at the log
Top of mid, our top one!
Nice, our top one!
Nice!
Wait, I have no bullets!
On me, on me!
Yeah.
Aw, he's uh, close!
There.
Front of you, front of you!
Nice try, nice try.
I mean yo, that they might be through typing. I'm just
Yo, this shit is just it yo, are you guys trolling on fucking B bro?
Sorry, you lose every round on B
Yo, no
No, no, I have to play people on time, bro. I gotta do what I gotta do
I'm opening it up, Tatsum.
Never mind.
One middle, one middle.
One percent.
Two mid, two mid.
I got you.
Flushed me.
Behind me.
I got you.
Flushed me.
I got you.
Flushed me.
I got you.
Flushed me.
behind me now that they said I got it buddy
I
Didn't use
Let's go
come on boys
nice ok nice
no no it's not
yo good colleague up here, whoever said fucking
nissan juice that was a good call
i said that
no problem
i hope not to lose camera
you're kinda hungry guys
what what
Don't need me!
Yo, he spawned, why is this...
One more team.
First clutch ever, believe me.
Okay, Dave is on speed.
On 8, first team.
I got it, check me out.
How?!
Guys, we need two mids.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I hope A solo, uh, wanna go mid.
Yeah.
That's a joke.
I hope mid, okay.
We need an AWP on this map.
I feel like it's an AWP on map.
Go, go, go and dive to my next round.
Okay.
I don't want to help you, but I'm gonna pick up all of you.
There is another AWP on map, by the way.
There's the least AWP on map available.
Nice, bro!
what are they doing?
A.
I hear them boost on A yeah.
I'm coming.
Don't stop, don't stop!
Oh!
Everything's on A.
Everyone's alive!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Crouch peaking like he's donk!
Nice.
Yo, I...
Oh.
Nice try, nice try.
Nice, don't call me weird.
I'm not gonna call you weird.
No, you're not.
Nice try, nice try.
Guys, don't call me weird for saying this bro, but if we would be doing right now a 10
minute Valorant, it would be a lot more, nah I'm joking, alright, let's go, let's lock
in.
I can't stop, won't stop.
Lock in, lock in.
Chef, why would Valorant be, am I the only one that likes, ah, here we go, here we go.
smoke
one shot
i'll be i'll be
what the fuck
coming coming coming
huh?
from my flashbang
yeah it was me it was me
i'm on the smoke
kawson
where did they come from here?
hey, smoke is close to smoke
last smoke he was on A
Oh no!
It was on A, you got the bomb!
Yeah yeah, easy class, it's a Serbus bro.
I'm not gonna do shit.
That's right.
Man!
Nice, bro!
Good shit, Calzone!
I
Can't have that a cable I'll give you a thank you
Appreciate that appreciate that
Sure, I don't see her down
I can do a little like this
I'm in the spawn
Flank of a lifetime guys
Massive flank, massive
two I have no plan how do I lose that it was a fury died too early that's right
What do you mean?
Are you kidding bro?
You all go see it man
What do you mean I do bro?
Missed up?
Me guys, me, me, me
One more
Oh
What is this guy doing? No, oh nine
Yeah, if you win this order will give you a knife really
Okay, that's great. Yo, yo, yo chill chill chill. What the hell?
That's right, you would have gotten a knife buddy. Nice try. Which one? Which one? Which one?
Fucking Karamit, I'm a real bro. Karamit, I'm a real bro. I was ready to check out. I was ready to check out.
I would have doubled it. Nice try, you know, nice try. Thank you. Guys, someone take me. That will go be here.
Okay. Guys, let's try to push something. Now let's try to test the limits of this map.
Okay, okay. Push middle. Okay, okay. Push middle guys. Push middle. Let's try out the limits, bro.
How are you? Let's go, let's go. Let's push the limits, bro. Let's push the limits.
Yeah, that's right
They can go from the right as well and so fast
That's crazy, that's OP, that's OP
Oh no guys
Oh no, that was the worst strat I've ever heard
Yeah, not because this flash bro, like we were all blind
Who flashed?
You didn't even flash
No, I didn't
I think enemies flashed
get in the splashed
he's your plasma, yeah
last two are noobs, last two are noobs
are you stream sniping?
nice try, nice try
eternal stream
I will put on video right now.
Yeah, yeah, we need to win.
Hide the game please.
I'll go and beat him.
Come on.
Chad, I think it's actually Maita on this map, because check this out.
Check this out.
Because there's one.
The only heal last, bro.
We'll angle where they can come from.
I'll just sit here and spam.
BAM
To me
What the fuck?
Yeah
Be something, be
NOOOOO
This gun
Oh no, oh no
I accept us, bro
Fuck you, dude
OHH
Good aim
I
Told me
You have I need that this guy before bro. He would get double ninja
This guy that was the same guy let's go
like we're what is that fury that Ukrainian team that back-to-back face the
fuses that's who we are that's who we are I don't know you watch coastings for
a living yeah you were there no I don't remember I don't know I was not I don't
know bro maybe not me
Wait, GC wants to...
I'm mad.
What's your play?
Si es a valo, please valo!
Eh...
Look, I have to do Geo gas after this, I'm not even joking.
Oh my god, what an angle, what the fuck?
Holy, holy, holy!
Holy shit!
I didn't know all this.
Alright.
One more.
Then you map?
Nice.
Wait, did they...
When's the last loop?
Ah!
Last one, what's the...
One only.
there's AVP if you want AVP he's coming he's coming I don't know if this is
as cinema as you think bro no what are we doing last on a
respect him for one to place he is though he's on my stream right now
I was about to do something with zigzag today that's why
Did he crash out?
One by one
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, we're CT-sided, we're CT-sided
Guys, 4 HP, 4 HP
Oh, balls in face, okay
Okay. Okay. Come on. Lock in, lock in.
Oh, no, lock in.
Yes, I will, I will. Yo, can you drop me something beast gaming, bro?
What do you want, bro? A1 or A4?
I'll find four, I'll find four. Thank you bro, thank you.
Wait, wait, wait. Yappy doesn't know. What do you want, Yappy? A1 or A4?
A4.
I want an A1, A1, A1, A1, A1.
Bro, are you stupid?
No, no, no, you're not taking the AK.
Thank you.
Give him the AK, bro.
No, no, he doesn't run it. He has to run it.
What the fuck is this crap?
One more mid.
Okay.
I want to watch B, guys.
Yeah.
I want to watch B, guys. We have FOMB on B.
Yeah, there's FOMB.
Three.
Shit.
What?!
What what above me
Come on boys
Hey BT side of guys, I research this map. Hey BT side of yo yo yo low key call me nuts the position that they just abused
They're not gonna look at it right now, right? They're not gonna expect. Let's all rush out of heaven, bro
Let's all rush out of heaven. Okay
Where's heaven the thing with the angle that they just used on B, bro? Oh, okay. Let's do it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go. Let's go
Maybe not rush but like slow towards how do we even get there wait? Oh fuck it man. Let's rush
But go heaven go heaven
there's no one there's no one there's no
this is fun
oh there's one guys
that's right
Fury that's our whole gear
bro just reshape all of you
this is where magic is gonna
both that both that both that trust me
He's slacking my ass. Check this out.
He's having, he's having...
Diffusing, diffusing!
Heaven, heaven, heaven...
Bro, behind you, behind you!
Heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven, trust me, trust me.
Heaven, trust me!
Pretty sure this is heaven. I think that's where you're going about to heaven
Another singer nice try what is this team? I wonder if it's absolutely garbage, okay?
Okay, I remember that for when you are an unwinnable clutch boy. Yeah, but like I will win the unwinnable
Let's see it next time. Let's see it next time. All right
I have to force by the chat
Gasoline of this team of this if this team was a car under gasoline row this team can't drive without
My gosh the majestic rush
one by side two, two, two
one flashing three one left left side left left left left
one
oh no
this is the clutch, this is the clutch, this is the clutch
You can't plant that.
Great!
Did I do it?
I did it!
Now, I'm going to ask my team.
Wow.
Guys, but why do you die so early?
I think...
Oh, wait.
I just pressed that and looked at Yappie.
Wait, I know, I know.
I think I know what I'm losing.
Yappie?
Yo, if chess isn't your game,
I thought CS maybe was it.
What is going on?
What do you mean me?
You're below me
F**k kills
I'm lucky I guess I was only here or something
Yeah, if you lock him, yeah, yeah lock him bro
I have no idea where I am. Don't stop so much.
Guys, where are we going? I'm going to be, I think.
I'm on B right now. Behind B, behind B, behind B.
Wait, wait, I'm behind it. Wait, wait, stop. Don't be tricky.
Z-bow! Yo, okay, man!
Oh, I'm done.
Bro, why did you pick me, Fury?
Yo, yo, I swear you're gonna make me crash out.
I legit told you to not peek and you're peeking.
What?
I'm gonna take both of them.
Yo, what?
No, I'm joking.
I'm joking.
No, no, no.
I'm muting.
No, no, no.
Stop, stop.
I'm sorry.
Let's go.
like why are you even supposed to look check what time is it right now in Australia what
What time is it right now in Australia?
Oh, never mind, never mind. Wait, it's exact tire, it's exact tire.
What?
Mine mid.
4 AM?
Oh.
Yeah, I thought it was the teammate I saw.
Guys, I'm on B again.
You want to come play more re-team? We need to communicate.
for this I'm gonna play with you but my yes it's empty I'm planting on me it's
you and me silver
I'm dead to city one coming
oh this is that's oh my you know what is the name because this Dave guy he has a
Like a NASA PC, there's like a thousand FPS right now, but I'm telling you how many FPS do you have, bro?
Wait, you're actually moving?
Wait, he mutated me. Can you tell Beast Gaming to unmute?
He left. He left.
Oh, for what?
What the fuck?
I
Horror game wait, let me check in with my mods shed. I think my mods had something what the fuck is playing in the back
I think my mods had a horror game that I can play
I
Watch it was like let me think bro. God damn give me space to breathe
Please
Yeah, I'm looking at- Wait, I'm not fullscreened, that's why!
Are you eating again? Is your fat ass eating?
Eh?
No, I'm not eating, bro!
Push it!
No, I look nice, bro!
Seriously?
I eat twice a day, bro!
And some snacks!
I'm between!
I smoke CT!
Fuck!
Jeans, is the horror game caught?
Yeah, you're nail gay!
and how easy can I install that nice guy I got you
Thank you, brother.
We're almost losing.
No, no, no, no. Guys, everybody lock in, bro. We're actually not going to lose.
Okay, okay. Someone drop me, someone drop me.
Wait, it's all good on T-Series, Matt?
No, no, no, no. You should drop it to me.
Well, I'll make it work. I'll make it work.
Listen, I figured out how it works. I can entry there every jump.
Same.
Every jump, every jump.
Check this angle.
Hold this like a good boy, please.
Got it.
full flash
flashing behind you furious
flashing behind you again
guys stop flashing what the hell
smoking flashing high
that's a dead body let me think
Oh my gosh, no
This will be an ACI piece
Does that work
wait a second you need to turn on the meat right now oh shit I don't know how
six apples bro Gigi that's a fake
Oh
Yo yappie ace
What the fuck
That's why he was my first pick. Yo, yo, yo, this they go. Yo, wait, you're eating again
No, yeah, please drop me please
No
I'm gonna push this nice oh my god in this move wait nice team
one pushing
i got it
be clear
never mind you see three
nice nice nice nice
nice three
bro we're actually making this come back happen
plus they planted for money guys
wow
bro thinks he's money easy
no it's any drop
i'm not gonna lie my op is not far from it
what do you want
Yeah, okay, okay.
Okay, can I drop one more?
I'm single, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I don't mind him, he's eating, he's eating, don't mind him.
I don't mind him.
Ooh, ooh, me? I'm leading.
Yeah, you are.
No.
Eh.
You're having?
I'm smoking a guy's let's go you know somebody take one
You see one there guys and oh my god
Yeah, you have to chill
Want to go yeah
I'm smoking.
She's next to us, man.
No, he's gonna smoke, gonna smoke.
You're on him.
I do.
He's out, he's out.
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do.
Holy.
He's a good player.
I own him.
Bring your other Aussie.
You already won, you already won.
Yeah!
Nice try.
Bro, how does he know, how does he know?
You're in his head. Oh my god, he doesn't even have the kit!
He doesn't have time. He doesn't have time.
We're the whole minute left, bro.
Alright, come on guys. We need to strat, bro.
They lost. They... We won. We lost.
We need to lock in.
They're only give the strat, please.
Do we...
No, no, no. Don't need to go. Don't need to go.
This is the last round, bro.
They said AK.
Take the AK. Yeah, please sell the AK.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
Rush out on B! Rush out on B!
B is easy though. We kept going A, they don't know.
He likes to throw smokes and come close, okay?
Okay, easy, easy.
I've smoked for Molly if they throw.
Go, go, go, go!
Someone fly, someone fly!
On the right side, on the left side.
They're so flashing!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Behind this!
We got it, we got it.
one two
let me think
let's go bro good shit good shit
Come on!
That's my coach.
Coach!
Bro, I'm a fragger!
I'm a fragger!
Hold on, hold on, drop AK
Drop AK, bang!
Guys, I feel like if we go together we mow them down
But watch out for the enemy
Yes, yes! Now we rush in! Now we rush in!
Now we rush in!
Let's go!
Watch out for the Sengsto, ok? As we're running
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I thought they're gonna push! Flashing? Flashing?
Flashing?
Flashing again? Flashing!
Flashing, flashing, flashing!
Flash, flashing, flashing, flashing
Oh my god
oh shit where am I what I know we're lost
Somebody hold B, they're gonna push, careful, careful, careful.
I'm gonna hold T-Bane, somebody hold T-Bane.
Pushing mid, pushing mid, pushing mid.
Okay, okay.
Mid to, mid to A, pushing mid to A.
Housing attack.
Wait.
I'm starting at something.
Nice to peek.
Three on three, they probably think we're gonna go B. Let's go back through spawn to A.
Yeah
Have you have you have you ever have thoughts on like bridge thoughts guys time
Look at this view
Oh nice this is a VR shot.
Shots.
Silent drop down.
What?
Okay.
What?
Oh whoa, we had the right one there.
I'm scared.
My knife.
Chess Magyarren?
Yes sir.
Hearts in the chest?
For chess?
Chess Gameran, chess Gameran.
Hearts in the fucking chest.
No, it's right, it's right.
Guys, it was fun though. What would we rate the map on a scale of 0 through 10 bro?
Your chess Gameran. I appreciate the rating.
I think you picked it. It is beautiful.
But unplayable.
I agree.
shot it's it's it looks nice but the angles are so close I'm not a guy to
judge from asset again but you heard it from a level time you're from one of
the best players on this earth
yo um
man
sorry
you guys
i got lucky bro
i killed you like 10 times
i don't know bro
yeah you guys were lucky
but you know that's not gonna do a giveaway before that game bro
how are you doing bro
you wasn't able to like me
that's how good i am
bro, owner was carrying you
that's right
don't talk to me
he was carrying you bro
that's my ghost
take me like once bro
ask for it
i told you
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, keep watching curiousness in my stream bro, you actually need to learn some shit, right?
That's for sure, bro, that's for sure.
Buddy, you have to check your coordinates, you need to learn how to check coordinates.
The knife will stay steered and then be making my guns.
Oh, okay, bro, you will know.
Alright guys, that was fun though, that was fun.
Yo, how will we rate this map from top to bottom?
Um, from bottom to top, except us.
Zero through ten?
Seven point five.
Zemoni.
6.7
Dave
Free
Yappie
Bro, he stole my fucking rating
Word for word, bar for bar man
6.7
KV
6.7
Yo guys, what the fuck
Carlson, what would you rate this map?
6 or 7
Ah, good one guys, good one
Cool move, what would you rate this map bro?
What would you rate this map bro?
10 out of 10 bro.
Oh ha, what the fuck?
Silva, what would you rate this map, Berk?
It was gonna be an 8, but after I saw your VRSAT roleplay
maybe 4.
Oh, okay bro.
Zipal, what would you rate, oh sorry.
I would rate this map a,
good look sexy, but I don't know bro.
Play wise, 6 out of 10, 6 out of 10 bro, 6 out of 10.
If you're real, give it one more, give it one more,
give it one more, like 7 maybe.
I'll say the six here. What would you rate this map, bro?
But it's beautiful
Like very nice, but FPS is not really that great. I think really
We are fighting over FPS. Yeah, but like, bro, I don't know
It's beautiful though, it's beautiful though, but like playability I don't know I have to give it like a four
Yikes, okay
okay hey boys hey have a great one some of you guys need to study some CS
that's for sure some of you guys are playing as well I peace out boys peace
out peace out alright bro alright alright bro alright bro W10 man W10 man W10
man um holy all right look at this lobby bro how am I the lowest rank chat I
need quick little regio so bro I'll need quick little trial of regio star and
then maybe whole again zigzag we're doing that another day chat we're doing
that another day I should have texted him earlier
bro uh witness they are basically any other day brah I'm down witness day
Wednesday boom I was I need quick 60 seconds we just said then we open a
quick little good and then we hop into something maybe like a horror game ok fuck
um I'll be real baby 60 seconds will be back starting
call jungle bro I don't want to play CS bro like anything else check call me
nuts am I the only one right now that doesn't want to play CS bro oh my gosh
yo chess game I'm gonna parallel streamer still on careful you read about it
It may still be on you.
Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful.
Chat, somebody tell her.
Somebody said it in the chat.
I don't know if it's true.
I don't want you to accidentally leak something.
60 seconds and we'll be back.
Starting now.
you
Hello.
The world.
Chad, why am I so fried today?
I feel like CS sucked the joy out of me today.
Is that crazy?
Does that happen?
I was jolly going live.
Right now I'm in a bad mood, bro.
life right now i'm in a bad mood bro even though i played with my boy cs i don't know
to rule the world oh all right let's go let's go um do you feel better after you play cs or
Well shit be honest I feel weird right now, bro
Hmm gotta snap out worse. What the fuck? Yo, I sure feel worse right now
Play a quick chess where the asshole in something. Let me see
Oh
Wait chat wait
Chat should we
Because I don't want to leave Jinx hanging should I put him in a in a prop hunt I think that could be cinema
Remember when I play prop and that shouldn't would be fun as fuck bro to see him try to figure out what is part of the map
uh...
yo
cool slow willy with the 50
what the fuck i appreciate that
hudson the fucking chat out of nowhere thank you
thank you very much
cause you're in the bussy thank you thank you thank you
but i skipped that song
thank you cool so i really appreciate that big time
hmmmm
hudson the fucking chat hudson the fucking chat
chat yay or nay okay
oh
My god, you I'm getting I'm getting too many too many sensors right now 50 gifted a pink sliding in potential prop hunt
Little cucking session watching a little prop on bro. Oh
It's the kick streamer from reddit wait the one in the in the car wash
I appreciate that Willie. Thank you very much. Um
Horror game with Jinxie name in any the the the hero game is solo. They told me I
Don't know. I don't have a hurricane
accept or deny pink for 10 euros pink for 10 euros it is fast on a batch thank
for the 50 very much for real for it steam Peter 50 kids sugi minimal
17 bro this fucking scammer bro Ted I hope you realize how fucking cancel these
things I brought my brother never money for that Jesus um let me see if we can
get it done Chad mirage nuke and office wait what wasn't there in front of as
well
I think I can set that up real quick if he's down.
What's he doing right now?
Do it
Why is playing Geo bro what the fuck is happening?
She's playing Geo. I'm actually a freak out man. What the fuck?
Wait, is he good?
Password failed don't tell me you got hacked, bro
bro what the fuck do you need my password fail if you wanna do prop hunt CS let me know
it's fun it should be fun I was gonna play gg today no gg I need like
One is calling you this only want to play CS. Oh
I don't want to play CS chat. I'm not down to play right now, but I'm down to put him in a prop on challenge. Yeah, okay. Oh
Listen, listen, I'll call you I'll call you I'll call you put him in a prop on challenge. Yeah, okay
why is he why is he why is he
have I'm on forward always jing see
fuck it's prop hut
prop hut
yes bro
why is he why is he
have I'm on forward always jing see
wait no no no no no
why am I why am I blocked
have I'm on forward always jing see
what's up
what am I'm calling
Hello?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Prop and CS is kind of fun, bro.
Just let me know if you wanna do it.
I need like 10 minutes, though.
You said Prop hunt?
Yes, bro, Prop hunt.
It's like in Call of Duty but in Counter Strike.
It is...
I have the height, I feel like a bomb.
You have to be the one hunting and I will get 50 viewers.
I think 50 or 60 to hide and you have to like see what is a prop and what is real, you know, like you've played some contests, right?
You should know, okay. I'm down. I'm down. Okay. Will they be able to talk to me? Yes, proximity chat.
On the new map, right?
Uh, no, fuck. No, bro. You got clickbaiter, bro. That is not the new map right now. It is not released yet, bro.
It's like, it's not out. But on which map is best? I'll give you four options. Okay, wait.
Ah, new?
Dops2, Dops2.
Oh wait, no, no, no, that's not an option.
Excellent, that's good.
It doesn't work, it doesn't work.
They have, we can do Inferno, we can do Mirage or Office.
Office, office, office, office.
Have you played Office?
Yes.
Chad, would Office be good on Proplot?
Would Office be good on Proplot?
I've never seen someone play office propons, but we can we can do it. We can do it. It's between inferno and office. You choose you choose
That's your office. I like that. I like that. I need like 10 minutes to set it up like I got 60 people real quick. Okay
All right, easy. See you then bro. Peace. Peace. Peace. Love you, bro. Peace. Peace. Peace.
Let's go, bro, let's go. All right, boys. We need 60 fucking people, bro
We need 60 mother sacking people who wants to play
Um...
One should have joined first. I don't know if we can set that up Mooda is calling yo yo yoyo yo yoyo
Hey, uh word on the street only there's gonna be a proper happening approximately 15 to 20 minutes
If you don't cheat in this one you can join bro. Yeah
No, I don't cheat stop
I've seen some clips on Twitter, bro. Some are six people
Um
Okay, wait
Wait, I know if I wasn't invited don't ask to go but no, no, of course. Hey, you have to join you have to join
You have no option. I got only I want to fuck you. Thank you. Yes. Same bro. Same. All right. Let me cook
Let me cook and like I need to hurry up. I need to find some people
Peace out, peace out, I'll see you on the server, please, please, please.
Ah, boys, um, send me the IP right now.
Uh, yo, yo, yo, need IP.
Guys, only if you have a mic, only if you have a mic, join the Discord and then type
me, me, me, me, me, or whatever and my mods will be reaching out right now.
Have your DMs open, okay?
Sally will be sending you the IP in a minute.
Um, Poland is getting it ready right now, Poland is getting it ready right now.
He's getting it ready right now.
Uh, let me think real quick, let me think real quick.
I
Check do I spectate yeah, right oh
Yeah, yeah
Okay, okay, but again you do need to bring some time sometimes it takes like you just sit for 20 minutes in a corner
Bro, and jinxing it like walks by you know
But there and and no moving as a lot bro. Oh gosh not like the last time when I was playing bro, please it's it's it's
okay
Chat, Jinxy needs some additional things though, because the last time I couldn't even beat the challenge.
We need to do no moving, nobody can run away unless he shot you or something.
And as well, maybe he gets a decoy every kill, you know what I mean?
I can freeze them from the start so they don't shoot for sniping.
Chat, should Hyder's be frozen at all time or is that kind of mid?
because it is kind of funny when they're trying to run away and then Jinx
has to hit like it in all right shot you know I think that's too much
Poland we don't freeze and they can if they continue chasing then we just
freeze yeah okay we will give you enough time to hide and I need that
the opponent as soon as possible bro so I can get people on the like so I can
distribute it so I'm waiting for the MP I'm waiting for the IP I'm waiting for
the IP freeze at 20 minutes left or something yeah you're cooking you're
cooking they added new balance to prop hunt it's easier now really iPad okay
that's good that's good that's good yes yes yes I need it though okay let's text
hi-fives yo yo I'm gonna send you IP for server
Okay. Bang. I have the IP boys and girls. Let me join up right now.
That password. Oh wait, I fucked it up.
Let's look. Download.
I'll send it to Hi-Vice right now.
Bang. Surely no streamer is going to leak it, right?
OK, I'm on the server.
All right, and now we're going to get people now we're going to get people Sally
It's in your DM Sally it's in your DMs the last time you got a great selection of people
I'm not gonna lie bro. Like it was perfect, bro. It was perfect mix. I'm not gonna lie. I'm also gonna get furious in
Prop hunt join
Okay, we just need people with mics, you know what I mean? I'll get yuppie in yuppie of course, but I think what a bang
Let me also look at the chat.
Spion, I don't know how to contact you, bro.
Else I would get you in.
Okay.
Okay, let me send it in the mods chat.
fucking bang
Okay
Come on, baby. We're cooking chat. We're cooking. We're cooking. We're cooking double you are spontaneous quick little thing
Bro, I'm hyped for this bro. It should be fun on office. It's crazy. No chat. He said office. I was like, what the fuck
What do you mean office?
Like what the map will only cheetahs play bro like what I boys the server starting to fill up
Let's just hope that nobody is leaking the IP bro
I'm always scared to add streamers to this why because then they they are the ones who can leak you know by accidents
Okay, what the fuck is fury talking about bro?
Fury says he can't join GG.
Alright, um, let me see, I'll message PSP.
I messaged steamer, he's online.
I messaged arrow if he's around.
How many people do we got?
11.
Alright, we need way more. Way more. I messaged Stona.
I messaged Stona for the 10 man after the prop on.
Never mind. He's not available. She's not available. She said she's busy. I sent her another IP randomly
Fury leaked a fury leaked I will crash out
All right wait what am I forgetting bro I'm forgetting shit
What's the wait?
Jett is Jinx here already or no?
Let me text J bro maybe he wants to join Jett's always alive
I sent it to Muda.
Muda has it in Discord.
Just tell him to not leak it, please.
Chengxi leaked. Stop, stop, stop.
Actually, not funny, guys.
iPad, you got to join too.
Even though you're probably already in.
I'll message Pog, you my boy.
Flurry.
I'll message Zoyle.
Alright.
We're only at 13!
Wait, the people are downloading it, that's why, right? That's why.
Oh, nah, you're sally, we need to...
How big is the map chat?
Because it's a mod. How big is it?
You guys how big was the map when you downloaded it?
I don't know this isn't able how big was it how big how big how big was the map super fast okay 18 18 18
Okay, let me check my phone if anybody is messaging regarding it
Okay, uh, let me see if I see anybody in the chat, bro.
Uh, Chad, you need to have a mic, though.
Yeah, I should be on, but how do I message you, bro?
Can I whisper?
Where is it?
Gigi.
Uhh...
Ah, fuck.
Sally!
Actiapas, whisper to Spion, please.
Like, if you see anyone with the check mark, just...
Just, like, do it, or like, long saps that say that they have a mic.
Check!
Only if you have a mic?
Uhh...
And you want to join this?
Type...
Me.
We got 20 we got 20. Oh my god, bro. I think don't have to check. He's the girl, bro
He's one of the nicest guys ever wait. It's gonna be lit. We got a pedemic bro. We got a ipad
What is that
Say well, I hear that side people he started bro
Okay, it's trolling yes, we're trolling
Okay, guys clear your copy paste by the way clear your copy paste, please like don't fuck up accent
We had this before cuz see
Okay, let me see let me see let me see
How many do we have how many do we have how many we have poor he just joined big big
23 it's filling up it's filling up we need double we need double we need people
fast
let me get KV in but a bing bada bang
Porg us in let me get silver in the guy from the 10 man bang you got it let me
You get Carlson in, bang, 10 men, people are invited, Votek, bang, real fast, all right,
So if you want to join tag me on discord but you need to have a mic
Who looks funny who looks funny who looks funny?
Nate is a sub
What's saying me? I've come a condenser mic bro. It doesn't matter what mic you have bro. Can I message him? Yeah, okay?
wait I need to send a friend request oh bliat check your friend request Ned
yo yo yo Sally we need faster we need faster faster 35 35 35 wait I send it to
Jinxie.
Ches, Jinxie coming.
I think he's figuring it out, no?
Yes, bro.
My headset is inside me.
W.
uhhhh
yo yo yo yo
ummm
ony what is up baby
whats good g
doesnt work bro are you on the server
i have mine just signing in right now ony
mine is signing in
hahhhhhh
on steam
yes on steam
ah because you're on london right now no
yes im in london
chat
wait
how was the play time in cs
ow
jingsy how was your flight bro
Bro, it was cooked, I'm gonna be honest, it was cooked.
Really?
I remember you saying that you're scared of flights bro, but you did it.
That's good.
Yes bro, I'm terrified of flights, but I did it bro.
I did it for the charity match, man, because the Simon Ture match is peak.
And I would do it a hundred times.
Bro, one eight, nine hour flight bro, right?
Nine hour flight.
I get nervous, I always think whenever I get on a plane, it's gonna crash.
I can't stop thinking it.
So what do I do?
I get drunk, right?
I drank like five mimosas in the span of an hour and a half and then what ends up happening was
The air-conditioning shot it off in the flight after the first 20 minutes
And I woke up in a cold sweat with a pulse headache, and I was overheated
I was literally on one HB
Type one if you know those cold sweatshirt
Oh, no in an airplane long flight those cold sweats are the most awful thing ever bro. Yes, bro
But I was hungover too. I was hungover sweating my balls.
Ew, that's disgusting.
I suck.
It's clever that you flew early though, bro.
Because imagine you flew like one day before charity match, bro.
Like on some like, I'm gonna go business fast, like type shit, be back to streaming fast.
Bro, now you have all the time to acclimate with the jet lag, with maybe getting sick for a day, you know?
You're gonna be locked in for the charity match, bro.
Literally exactly, bro. Literally. Like, I'm so well rested, dude. I'm so well rested.
Yeah, bro.
Like bro last year I went to the charity match like two days before the game. I was cooked
I was jet lagged and injured Chad if you type cap you're a pussy. Oh, hell no. Yeah, last time you didn't score goal, right?
Yes, I did not
Score but I'm gonna do it this time. You have to bro. You have to all right great
Once you're on the server, let me know I'm still gonna try to find where we're 50. I know we have 50
I think the max I have to find 50 props
Eeeeeee
Nii 60 I think 60 is the max we're gonna do 60
GZ I did the ship before bro on mirage, and I have nine thousand dollars in this game, right?
And you start seeing things you start questioning things bro a fucking bucket on the floor that you think this has always been there all
The sudden it's a fucking proxome some bomb on signing bro
This is not gonna be easy bro
You said you have 9,000 hours on CS yes, bro
How many in cases how many in cases probably over half? I'm not gonna lie bro. Probably probably 70% is looking at skins
I'm not gonna lie to you, bro
Yo, but it's like that's where I'm at bro. I'm not gonna. I feel like that's where I'm at low key
I'm also fried by the way, but why sleeping schedule is fucked since the chest tournament bro
Like yes, bro that chest tournament was peak bro. That was peak bro
You invited me to that and then we were in the grand fucking final that was fucking sick, bro
Yes, I'm happy that you won
Like that was fucking nice. I did let you in right? I did let you win a little bit
You did it, you did it, you did it, you did it
No, no, no, I didn't, no, I didn't, I actually didn't
I was trialing
Alright, um
Wait, I'm in, I'm in, can chat see high-fives?
Make sure that you're not leaking anything, cop, clear your copy paste high-fives
Uh, make the console small
Like all on hiding screen
Oh my god, I haven't played CS on this PC.
Wow.
Oh yeah, maybe get your settings straight.
I have mine.
I don't know if it matters though, if I'm not gonna be like playing, playing.
We can't 1v1 though.
We gotta 1v1, but I'm back home.
Yes, yes.
We will, we will.
This is pro.
Oh!
Because you can be on the chat screen.
Oh, we can just actually like propp one.
Yeah, that's right.
Oh!
Just sniped him.
And there will be proximchat, like, can you hear me right now?
I don't know if you can hear me in game right now.
I think no.
Yeah, I can hear you.
I can hear you.
Yeah, but in discord bro in discord
Oh, yeah, I can yeah, I can
Okay, before we do anything bro. Yes, bro
This is my pride possession and I might rip cases again tonight not kidding
No, wait. Did you own those gloves?
Uh, yeah, I put dude. I did a trade up for like a I think it was like 1100 have eyes and these are like
$600 gloves. Well, do you know you can get a double dick pet on those bro? Like they have a hidden dick pet
I know I know I was look
This is insane
Oh bro
Yeah
Jinxie, maybe okay
I don't know if you should be walking around the member right now trying to like remember it. Maybe no, bro
Maybe it's better if you don't
There's gonna be peak bro because Jinxie I did this before like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be playing with you, bro
You're gonna be 1v60 Jinxie
you at least like give me advice bro bro you just I mean yeah look at the
fucking tree it's a span you fucking win okay you got but bro they're gonna
try to hide are you giving the winner like a hundred boxes on them the last
time when I played you see there were like 20 winners right I couldn't find
like ten or fifty people only have 82 minutes obviously I'm gonna find them
all bro let's do like a wager it do you think I'm gonna find them all or no
Absolutely not bro. I would make a bet that you're gonna find
That more than 10 are gonna be live because I don't know actually
We can make it a little bit easier for you Jinxie
I think there's decoys and usually you get a decoy like every five kills that what the decoy does you throw it and
Then every every person surrounding you makes a little noise this device right here use it right now Jinxie use it
Oh
Wait, okay, this is this device is you I didn't know this so they updated this since then did you see what happened, bro?
Every every prop yeah, okay, so this is kind of OP
Maybe we should give this to you like every I don't know like every five kills, maybe I
Don't know what I only think that it's your ball, bro
I
Don't know about that, bro
Because the thing is you see once you start shooting them
I think it's best if they also like are able to like run away, you know because bro your aim should also get tested
You know what I mean your map knowledge and you and yes
Nope all right all right we have how many people we have 58. I think we're about to be 60 aka foe
Let me make sure let me make sure that mood is in he also wanted to hide
Everyone just joined that's massive
We are 60. I hope he's in that's how I get in there. Let me see
hmm bro I can't reach out when I do this
Buddha says I'm in a game I need like 10
minutes baron but that was good bro that
was good thank you bro what's the size
getting there I mean if it's 10 minutes
we could just start it if you want let
me see what he says I'll add him to the
the call I'm to the call
moor up
but now he fucked up because we're already like now we have to kick someone
yo guys if it isn't the big three
moor yeah well yeah bro
server's full I'm not gonna lie are you coming no no no bro come on you can
make room bro come on stop I'm in a game but I need like two more minutes
CS Obama game it's a rainbow game it's even quicker
Hey, just open CS trying to survive. I haven't in the back row. That's what I said
Can you open? Oh, oh
To steam game at the same time. I don't get possible. Maybe not. I don't know
Shice it's so how many minutes? I mean guys if I only need like five marks minutes ten minutes max
Why don't you jinxie and only you guys want to do it in chess real quick to just fill up time? Oh hell?
Yeah, jinxie, bro. Let's do it. No quick little rematch, bro. Are you down? You want to be back?
You want to go down? I'm down. I'm down. I'm down because last time I was down C's. Okay. Okay. Wait wait wait wait wait.
Gc, I'm a little bit sleep deprived. I woke up at fucking 2 p.m.
You're kind of right. You want to put some gifts under this? Yeah, you're not. You tell me bro. You decide.
100 gifted, but I have to full try.
Okay, okay. I will also full try. When was the last time you played chess? I played the last time during the tourney.
I'm not gonna. 10 minutes ago. 10 minutes ago. What? Oh, gosh.
Um, if we do five plus five, I'm down for a hundred.
I'm not going to lie.
Same rules as during the Tony.
Okay.
All right.
Let's go get to it.
Oh, wait.
Okay, okay, okay.
Bumble, bumble, bumble.
How do we do this?
Wait.
Oh, bro.
Muda, by the way, bro, what is this cheating?
Dude, I hit one lucky shot on you and the entire Rainbow Six
community thinks I'm cheating.
I don't know how it's possible, bro.
Dude, Muda, we should conduct an investigation for it, bro.
Be dead, be shut, be shut.
MoodaGate, MoodaGate.
I'll get a bunch of, like, evidence,
and then you just defend yourself.
OK, all right, sounds good, sounds good, sounds good.
Because, bro, you're moving like, I don't know.
I know, it's crazy.
Bro, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I'm just gonna be honest, Mooda, either you're
the best new player of all time, or you might be walling,
bro, but to be honest.
Chat like this?
I mean, hey, bro, I'll take both.
I'll take both.
And no, you won't, I promise.
Yo, I heard that you know, I heard like chugged like three mimosas on the flight and almost had a heart attack or something
Are you good for for bro? I'm literally up to the HB or I'm gonna
You got good sleep now, though, but wait did you call Deji because boy, you know, that's his city, right?
That's his country. You know, I check in right?
I would never step in London without checking in
You get your good good good
I'll send the link actually excited to see this chess match guys bang bang bang only lock in boy
You got to get your get back. Yes. Yes. Yes. I got it. I got it. I got it
Jeezy doesn't work. Yeah, I think so I'm just gonna miss cut
No, gosh, I'm exactly good rain. Oh gosh. Oh gosh lock in
Y'all are not yet though, I'm not gonna lie to look look
All right, okay, you are not able to challenge real only what what what?
Where?
Uh, the fuck ranking deviation?
What?
Opponent.
Wait, what's your user?
What's your username?
I think I can search it.
Jinx you with two eyes, a vigil, a vigil, bravo picture.
I send you a challenge right now.
Got it.
Nice.
Best of luck.
Lock in the rematch the fucking rematch
Five minutes, let me think wait it's gonna auto abort
What the fuck opening we have deviations car car recon car recon I need my thinking playlist again
On it you have a playlist for thinking yes, bro back on us in uni, bro. I put it on when I was studying
What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is your thinking? It's like it's it's it's called thinking on Spotify
I don't know thinking about on the pixels. It's like random songs, bro. All right, they kept me locked in
Do I want to trade?
Yes, too. Is this on CS 2 or CS Mooda? Yes, it's yes, too. Does anybody play CS?
No, it's like a big bandit or something. It's not even a game anymore. Oh, yes, got banned
Yeah, they made a whole new game and only put some maybe down of four different versions of CS go for a segment one time
That's right
That actually sounds peak. Did you guys play every CS? We played literally every CS. That is peak
Let's pick them up. I lie wait, isn't this OP?
Only I'm gonna be honest like I'm off to a good start. I'm divided really well. That server is full
I told you pod you kick someone oh man not yo now we have to kick someone because of you mood
I'll go get that guy, I'll buy that guy Chick-fil-A or something.
Yo whoever gets kicked please don't leave that IP bro.
Bro I imagine.
Alright wait.
Bro I haven't had Nando's today. Rich some buddy.
I had Nando's, I had Nando's.
Jixie how's the food there by the way?
I mean I had Nando's, it was good.
What is that like Chick-fil-A but in UK?
I don't know. It's not like Chick-fil-A. It's like they do a bunch of chicken. They do a bunch of chicken
It's pretty good, bro. It's pretty good
You're gonna go here. No, that's dead. Yeah, we're
The rematch of the finality, bro, yeah, I
Guess I do this bro put the rook into action
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, bro. Yo, yo, yo, yo, oh my rich quit. Oh my god. How do you see that?
Bro, you threw it at me. Bro, I was thinking about nanos bro. We only a yuppa. No, but yeah, I'm nose
We're bang trade with the queen I guess it's fine. It's fine. It's fine
All right, let me think let me let me let me let me see here
I'm gonna kick that
Interesting, you're only down to you're only down to you didn't get it
What if I go here, oh, no you think a lot bro, I like that you actually think
Yeah, I'm just slow at thinking I don't know bang
Hey take
take take take take take do i want to trade that lowkey no right like your pawns if your
down materials you're supposed to not trade if your down materials supposed to not trade but
sometimes you kind of have to trade what if i do this
check that
interesting no i don't care bro i'm gonna try it bro
Chat I'm gonna be honest Levy would slap me if I took with the pond
Hmm
That's fun because now my pond structure is way better than what it would be
I feel like we have to get this guy
Bro, I don't like this bro like this is not looking good right now. Um, like my ponds are locked
Let me do this I guess
This just feels like such a good move
That is a good move
Yeah, I got to open up my shit
Is this that's a lot the fucking lot right now
I
Would I on the server?
No, it's still full bro. I keep trying to join and oh she's full
Yep server is full
So fucking locked right now
Isn't this hella good? This right here?
Dude, that's real quick.
It has to be. It has to be.
What?
Oh my gosh. Are you gonna see that?
Wee!
You hung your night. I didn't even see it. Oh my god. What what?
You hung your night, but I didn't see it. Not anymore. How does that mean hung it?
Like it means like you leave it for the kill leave it for the kill, but you leave it undefended. This is really good
Unless I'm blind
Whoa
That was clean. No
Mmm, then we just trade right?
But now I have this problem now I might lose the game because of that I'm not even kidding chat
Bro much is so passive though. Ah, none of my pieces activated
This is so annoying
Can I do something naughty here, I don't think so I think I just go here
Suck
Interesting
Doesn't do anything though does it that doesn't do nothing wait what what are you even threatening this pawn doesn't do oh
I see what you want to do your little sassy barker
You're not gonna get away with that junko you're not gonna get away with that none of my watch
Watch.
Well, you know, we have that geogaster tournament in like a week or two?
Yes, I'll be.
Bro, that's good.
I'm super hyped for that.
Isn't this so panicked with this?
Fuck, I'm running out of time.
JXD, what's the charity match?
Saturday Saturday
Can't do anything with that, right
Uh huh, I see what you're doing.
Where do I go?
Bro, I just found the player.
I'm not even joking, bro.
Bro, this, we play.
That is actually a really good play by you.
This pot is so fucking annoying though dude.
Wait, wait, wait, hold up.
Can I just do...
I have a play, I have a fucking play!
I need to win this.
Wait, oh my god, I just won the game.
Huh?
No, you didn't.
Yeah, I trusted you.
How?
No.
Do you see it now?
Uh...
Awa?
Huh?
Where the fuck do I go?
Is this better or that?
I see what you're trying to do. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, that is protected.
Now this could get really fursky in a second here.
Is there another way to check Made here? I think we could check Made here.
Muda, I'm in the server.
no it's still full
wait but do you keep trying
i'm spamming it bro
but spamming it for like
i feel bad for holding up
the people
uh...
poland how can we get him in
bro there has to be a checkmate on the board
checkmate no shot bro
i don't know if i want straight queens
I'm gonna get angry
How do I get in this game?
Bad password
What the fuck oh I should have just did that know
Voss
Okay, we're looking really good now.
Bro, I think I'm about to checkmate you. I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, but now your Knights has to move.
Bro, this is such a good play.
Don't do this, Mijicsi.
But I don't actually know I might be losing
All this time or is pissing me off bro, I might be losing bro. Yeah, no, bro. You look at the time bro my time is GG
They got to get this involved
Roll the section doesn't get a game I gotta get this thing going
18 seconds on a way wait wait wait wait no what do you mean wait what do you
mean only my night can just take my god bro let me think let me think let me
Let me think, let me think.
Nah, that doesn't really do anything.
Why?
Because we can just trade rooks and I'm up a pawn,
I'm up three, trade rooks, I'm up three,
all you have to do is...
Oh!
Oh my god!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no fucking way.
No fucking way.
I'm up. Oh my god. I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna actually lose. I'm gonna actually lose. What just happened?
What just happened?
Wait, you're choking.
You're choking.
Oh, no, you sold.
How?
Oh, no.
Is that me?
No, it's not. It's not me, but it's close.
That is meal. No, that's not me.
Wait, but that would be me.
That
We chat that then that other time.
Fuck me.
We all put so
What do you mean?
What does it mean?
What the fuck?
You cheater!
Bro, Joe did that shit to me too bro.
You were just like correct answer.
What did I just do?
What the fuck did you just do?
This cheating bullshit again bro.
Yes the mud pack.
What do you mean?
What is this?
I'm again losing to this bullshit.
I have to figure out a way where I could checkmate you in this position.
Do it, Jinxie, do it.
You got me by the balls, bro.
I got 13 seconds.
I can't even think straight, bro.
I see something I could do.
Jaisa, do it, do it.
Oh my god, I almost showed you didn't see it
But you could have taken with the pawn bro, you could have taken with the pawn
What what what what by night you could have taken with the pawn no
F3 oh my god, you're right. Oh my god, you're right. Oh, I'm so shy so I need to lock 10 seconds for fuck
Is that
This is good. This has to be good
Do it do it jinxie
That's good. That's a five plus three seconds, bro. Every time I take less than five seconds. That's good. That's profit
Work work do it fuck me then fuck me then boss
How's that a fall?
This is actually said about
From the Alpezzo from the Alpezzo, I don't know what to do
Oh
I'm gonna take that horse
Yes
I don't know how to win this
Infinite game
Oh, non
Don't if there's a forker, okay, bro, how do I
This is the worst game of chess ever played.
God, I didn't see it!
Am I good enough to mate? Am I good enough to mate?
Bro, I didn't see it!
Am I good enough to mate? Am I good enough to mate in this exact position?
No you're not, bro. No you're not.
No you're not, bro.
Go mate me then. Go mate me then.
Don't make me that!
What do you do in this scenario?
It's the game, it's the game, it's the game.
Somebody!
There we go, there we go!
Don't make me, don't make me, don't make me, don't make me!
Go make progress!
Go make progress, go make progress!
I'll get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
Oh, no, what?
As long as I get my king involved, we, yes.
Okay, now it's over.
Oh, no!
Wait, oh my god.
Alright, I need to make sure the nuts fail, man.
chat
NOOOOOOO
The blunders bro!
Fuck me man
That might have been the worst game of chess ever played
That was horrible
Dog vs. poop oh hell no
Oh my god I don't know
Sorry that you guys had to see that oh hell no bro
Are we ready? Are we ready?
Yeah let me pay up yeah we've been ready if Muda can fucking finally join
All right, if you're not on bro, then we may have to start with because we're making 60 people red rifle had terrible
Muda you guys are ready. Yes, finally you got in you got in no, I'm not in oh
Full still oh man
Niners it's a clip
That's what you guys to join early
Do a bet that I'll find you
what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean what do I find you enough oh okay
50 gifted a lot okay I think it's gonna find you bro I'm a player how do we get
him on the server bro wait wait so who's uh who's uh who's uh who's the seeker
Jinxie, yo yo yo, how can we...
Okay, Jinxie not gonna find me.
Jinxie not gonna find me!
Bro, I only, what the fuck, bro?
Like, come on, give me the server, bro, like, damn!
No, no, no, no, listen, Rosybowl, I'm, actually, I'm trying, bro.
If you keep doing this, bro, I'm gonna crash that.
Chill, bro, I told you to join an hour ago, bro.
You pick, I don't...
What?
Oh
My mother's tonight's bro. Like he makes the survey says I don't know we got to kick someone you pick
I don't want to do it your mood
I'll pick up it give you the list
Just pay the guy whoever you kick pay him you have to pay up a box
Ten bucks
Advertising his buying selling just just him. Yeah, I don't like that. All right
Sorry, Ryan, sorry, sorry, sorry make sure to sell it. All right easy. Let's go. Let's go
You join now join now join now join now join now moota now
Dallery map Dallery map. I mean
Yes for a second
All right
All right, listen, I'm
Wait, I'm spectating. I'm spectating join tea join tea. I think tea is all dead
I have to explain how to explain the fucking settings how do I do exactly voice
comes okay wait oh my god or what the fuck is this lobby you put me into
Why don't you talk about my fucking nose all right wait so Jinxie on CT side easy peasy
All right listen listen listen listen. I don't they can hear me. Can you guys see me?
Guys the size can you guys see me?
They can't can you make it so they can hear me somehow W polem by the way. He's fucking
He set it up real quick. Oh
Are they props right now or are they not even spawned in yet right now?
Right now they have not spawned.
Yeah, they have not spawned.
Which one? Which one?
Oh my god, Casey, what the fuck, bro?
I have to get some skips after seeing this.
What?
I only talked to those bros, bro.
Okay, wait, everyone can hear me.
Alright, listen everybody.
Everybody listen.
If you are a prop, do you know the settings already?
Yes or no?
No.
Everybody, listen!
Then listen, then listen!
Then listen to my voice.
You can see it in the chat. There's wonderful individual called Yappie. You press E to freeze aka. I think you locked your position
Okay, you will have some time to hide you try to roll into a prop
You can reroll what you are if you are a fridge and you want to be a magazine you press R
Okay, it is random. You keep rerolling until you get what you want either maybe a limited amount
Maybe no, I don't know right now
I need RNG, I need RNG
What's the call?
Okay bro, listen, I'm not gonna say the word bro
We're not gonna...
I'm not gonna say it, I'm not gonna say it
What?
Listen, listen, listen
You can re-roll only three times
Not infinite re-rolls, okay?
Exactly, so maybe on the second one
Maybe you're like, okay, maybe I take this
Don't freeze us, don't freeze us
Axl and Eshmark, TP
third person to see okay wait do i blend in with my environment all right again gcs the seeker he
has played this map tens of times maybe i don't know bro he's new to counter-strike okay so okay
listen listen listen one thing is very important once yo Zeus bro you're about to get kicked and
we get another guy bro chill bro like chill bro all right Muda you got a friend that wants to
listen bro also also also don't move when you're hiding okay you find the
hiding spot and you stay in that hiding spot okay proximity voice it is
activated if you see Jinxie next to you you can give him a little you can talk
to him you can be M a little bit okay easy close okay only only I invite you
collab bro guys are you ready say I'm ready if you're ready
let's get it let's go I'm a boy's mama mama mama let me have me done this
god maybe leave the discord I don't know because you were a pox and chat in
thing okay how do I so how do I know my pop how do I know my plot you will see it
exclamation mark tipi for third person actually make the mark tipi for third
person okay okay actually what CP actually match my TP actually match my
TP okay okay okay the record in court because you're gonna be able to listen
all them have been proximate chat yes yes yes you only the toy only yes yes yes
Cuz you have to talk to your teammates.
All right, Jinxie, you spawned.
Let me see.
Yeah, but it's black, everything's black.
Yeah, because you're not supposed to see right now.
Right now, as we speak, Jinxie, all of the props are MotherSuckin' hiding, okay?
And let me tell you, it is a MotherSuckin' big map.
Okay, so I have 40 minutes to find everybody.
Chad, how much time do we give him?
I think 30 is enough.
I could do it in 30, I could find 60 players in 30 minutes.
Do we agree?
Chad, do we agree?
Do we agree?
I could find 60 players.
That means you have to find two every minute.
You think you got what it takes?
I think if we give you a lot of the power ups,
which we showed else, it could be really hard at some point.
But you gotta help me with the map too.
Deal with the 10 gifted deal, put it in my ass.
And that'll you deal.
Cause I don't know the map that well,
I don't know the map.
Okay, then you're gonna make and you may be cool like throw like I'm looking at some props right now
Like I see a pizza carton like bro. He is blending in. Oh gosh, okay?
We will see how this goes
I think you may be cooked. I'm not gonna lie
Well, that's let's do 30 minutes
Wait, Muda why you said Muda why you understood?
I'm just listening to you guys.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So how long does Jixi have?
How long does Jixi have to find all those?
30, 30, 30, 30.
30 minutes!
Yo, Jixi, I think I gave them back.
I think I gave them back.
30 minutes.
Bro, come on, bro.
That's not a lot.
Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Fifty get that.
All right, I'm gonna deafen.
I'm gonna deafen.
I'll find you, yeah.
All right.
Okay, um, how often should you get the power up? That is the question. By the way, once every minute once every minute
Once every minute. I like that. I like that. I like that a lot. I would because I need power up for any power
Let's give him one man
Let's get any the album G2
The M249 or which one? Yes. Hey, yes. Yes
Yes
Come on. Let's get in here, bro. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Ready. Yeah, wait
I have to check something by the way. We don't know should I go tingles and I go tingle? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yes, I'll get more time to hide. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Okay
Can I hear them or no
Dima how did you do it so you can hear it from
You're all too quiet.
I think it's not the end of my memory.
Come on.
If I spectate Jinx, he isn't frank.
My color's running in color.
This is not yours. This is my poll.
Wait.
I love you.
How much time do we have?
What am I supposed to do?
No, you're going to pull up.
Get inside my big box.
If I...
I want you to find your label.
Is this the last cut?
He did the 3 in so much better for you!
Paulin, how do we fix this bro?
How does Dima have a plan for that?
Paulin, can we fix that some more fast?
Oh
Oh, baby auto parts. Yo, oh, now you ready?
I never played prop plan as a kid, but I watched a bunch of YouTube videos, and I'm very excited for this
I'm very excited. I used to watch the call of duty prop on on YouTube
Like I know how it works. You know what I'm saying? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait.
I'm gonna have to do my spot again.
Ah, shit.
So why does it not work?
I'm trying to figure out the voice control right now.
Polen, can you not do it so high here with Jinx?
Yes?
Oh, hey.
That can do it.
Oh, hey.
I have a question.
Wait, Jinx, I have an idea.
I have an idea.
I figured it out.
Jinx, I need you to screen share on Discord your CS.
OK?
And don't leave, please.
My bad.
Yes, I'm sure right now. It's good to run out. Oh, okay, because then I hear skin. Yeah. Yeah
Do you you know the picture of you on the plane where you're a chicken?
Is that is that original picture real, you know when you're a chicken, you know, Tara?
Yes, that original picture is real bro. Yes, bro. All of my comments. There's always one guy that I thought it's a schnitzel by the way
It's fucking schnitzel
Let's go. I don't know who did that. I know, bro. Let's say I by the way. All right. Let's let's go. Let's go wait
So wait do I hear your shit? Yes, I do. Okay, easy. Talk to me bro. They could talk to me. Yes, brother. Okay
Jinxie are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh, I'm ready. Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready ready ready. Wait. Shoot your gun. Shoot your gun
Okay, yeah, but I can't hear that is the voice check on for you like the proximity voice check
Do you know talk to you to talk to them talk to them yo guys can you hear me?
Buh, maybe there's no one close to you. I guess. I don't know. All right, um
Poland, let's make sure that the proxen chat is working
We have mother sack in 60 people hiding Jinxie. You said you only want 30 minutes
We will give you a power up every single minute. I think okay
Because remember you need to find on average two every minute. Okay, Jinxie your first prop hunt
I'll wait I said wait wait. I was I'm still on the checkout page for the fucking chest
Let me get you this gift and then we get it started. Okay, give me one second feel like yeah, okay? Okay, so okay?
Um, I can't hear anybody. I did be I was able to hear somebody a minute ago though
Wait, really?
Tell them to talk if they're close to me if they're close to me
I'll tell them I told them I
I also can't yet did high-fives maybe in unit or something I don't know I can't
anybody yes wait when I hear I hear my hair okay okay here my hair me I gotta
get it once you do the setting for x-ray please if that works I don't know if
that works all right um okay okay are you ready I think so is there a way
Poland for me to see the props. All right, let's get it going. Let's go to go and jinxy
You're 30 minutes Poland get it ready get the timer ready timer starts in
10
nine
876 5 4 3 2 1 jinxy
Let's go you got this bro. Okay. He's going for everything. I will should I mute or should I be open though can on the floor?
Okay, so any device for this by the way. Oh look how much ammo he gave you bro
Look how much ammo he gave you or hell no bro six seven six seven ammo lock in so far you shot 20 things and none of them
Were fucking real bro
You may need 10 hours in the 30 minutes, oh god, only how are none of these people what the fuck
Jen I just worry
All right, it's laughing at me soil is laughing that means he's close. It's a very close range for proximity
Locking bro soil is talking shit
Saying behind bro, I don't know if it's throwing you
Ron getting
The PC the PC. Are you stupid the PC? No, bro. Oh my god
Was a PC running away, bro, are you stupid a PC ran away?
Yes bro!
Stay with Nahi bro, stay with Nahi!
Nahi, the PC just ran away bro!
What am I doing? I got two kills!
Yes, yes, yes, you're doing good, you're doing good!
You're doing good, you're doing good!
Uh, Poland, make sure that every minute he gets in the village, you're also about to time out like 28 minutes now.
Should be at the-
Oh!
I got a flash, flash!
Nah, Strixie!
There's probably more, I don't know.
I didn't get a kill, I didn't get a kill though.
Oh, they may have a lot of HP, I'm not gonna lie.
Am I? Don't need me.
Ooh, the bottle deck! That's my YouTube editor, Ipad. GG.
This is actually so hard.
Yes, bro.
Okay, any advice? Should I get out of here?
Uh, you tell me, you can ask as well. Yo, guys, is anyone here?
Any cowards or you guys wanna talk?
Nobody talk.
Maybe means that it's clear maybe means that it's clear. I don't think that that's right
You can use your thing. Yes, you see and
Everybody in the room revealed
Nobody is crazy
This is
Yeah, bro, you're not gonna want me on my ass bro. What are you doing? What are you doing, bro? Oh
She's work ever calm down. Oh, you need to calm down. You need to just come to fuck. Yes, yes
Someone's haunting you if they press if they press right click
on the ride.
Also, Poland, we need to reduce the timer, bro.
I think it's 26, 24.
God, it's a quiet.
Warmer, warmer, warmer.
Wait, wait.
Nice.
Nice, nice.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, we're at this is good, we're making a good time.
I think we gotta get to another building though.
Wait.
Can you still hear people?
There's still a guy talking, bro.
Hey, hey, bro.
Hey, talk to me, bro.
If you're so confident, just talk to me!
If you're so confident, talk to me!
You won't find me, you won't find me!
JC, JC, JC!
Look at the inventory, bro.
You have one more item, bro.
You have one more item.
I'll see you later, I'll see you then.
Who are they?
Carame Dopla.
There is one.
How do they fl-
Are they allowed to flash?
Bro, that's not fair.
After you start shooting them, yes.
Bro, you're just-
Like, bro, just instant hit them.
You play in R6 for like, your lock throw.
No!
Yeah, but in R6, you can move and shoot.
and see as you can't.
Shysa.
Wait.
Oh! Nice!
Okay! Okay!
That's crazy bro.
Okay, that one was obvious.
Nice.
Bro, why are they allowed to flash?
I gotta kill 40 of them.
Wait, I'm making a time belt.
Oh nice jimsy good aim actually good aim
Yo, okay, yo, what are you shooting bro?
Usually let me tell you usually this challenge. I think you get like one magazine
Lookin'
Oh!
I gotta find big nose
Why did you shoot the floor?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up
Wait a second
What's this?
Nice, nice JC!
Wait, how much are left?
I'm gonna do this 46 46
There's a lot of places that you haven't checked yet a lot of places I
Think you can I think there's a big area where you didn't go yet, bro to the outside to the outside
I
Don't want to call you stupid, but remember when you use the the the item in this room and that was nobody
Yes, watch this yes kill the shit talker brah
Oh
What's that the same guy? I think so
Okay
Excuse me Mark, can I get another one of those?
Wait Mike the honor Mike the honor. Oh, no wait, that's a cat
GZ there's one area GZ and I think outside is an area that you haven't checked at all
yet over there you just never use the numbers
No, he is coming all the way.
Lowkey, Lowkey, Lowkey, Lowkey, Lowkey controller.
Bro, this guy needs to shut the fuck up!
2?
3, oh...
Bro, this is bad.
Bro, who's this Zeus guy?!
Nice!
Pop down.
You're no way these are real!
I see you guys!
AHHHHHH!
JXY PLEASE!
JXY!
Okay, thank the lord.
Wait, did you see that?
Nice!
Oh, how much?
Nice, bro!
Oh my god, he's doing good!
Only 39.
It's I've killed 20 the track never mind never mind bro. You're a CS player. Sorry. Sorry nice
I wish I could see which ones your poem you need to fix for next time
You do have another item
right and right and right in the middle of the game. Wait that's not real. That's not real.
Oh, oh. They were hiding on top. No. Nice. That's one out of five. But how can I shoot
him? If he got on top I think you can also get on top. Did they get on top of this? Spirit
real I think I know he's here I think so yeah look at that oh okay that was
actually all right I'm not gonna lie what the fuck no one expected that okay
yo what are you doing this is one of the most one of the items that you always
Police stop in the name of
Tarpen Springs, yo shut that shit up. It's your hood. No, yes
Well, you know what's weird bro, we haven't gotten mood I single time where the fuck is here because yes, we begin to run this he's scared
No way he's not try hot right here
here's something good item usage I think
Jinx is locked in now, good aim now
Jinxie! okay good good good
is that the only one in there? I think I'll be sober
this is so fucking hard wait wait, Muda is dead? you're trolling
did you guys did you okay easy you're farming one bullet one bullet
oh no yeah oh my shinsi nice what was that okay yeah that was funny wait only
working good hold up bro you're cooking I'm not gonna lie I've never seen someone
Play on office 21 minutes left, and you have 31 people left. Oh, okay, you're actually
And that's that is clear. Let me check my mood
Of course, but let me see this is big nose
Mother she is green
What the fuck?
Okay
Oh
Nice you see you saw a lot more though now I want to see your pet on recognition bro
You saw those more rats on the snowman Jinxie
Dude, I didn't know this could be
Crouch I'm crouched I'm crouched I'm on the jump crouch. Yeah. Oh my god. Good movement. You sure you can that snowman properly
Jinxie saying the snowman on your left. You hear the guy you can talk to him, too
You sure you cleared him. He's fucking trolling me
I'll be so pissed about, I was not gonna, I'll be so pissed, I'll be so fucking pissed!
You shot that can three times on the ground!
Wait, wait, why did he move?
We'll skip through some of the hiding spots.
Mooda...
Moving.
Wait.
Where did you, where did you-
I hear movement, but I can't see it!
Yo guys, don't shoot!
There's something up here.
Oh my!
Ronay, how close am I?
I'm looking at some of the hiding spots right now.
Oh! Okay, one is close here. I'm not going to sell it.
But, oh! Nice.
Is that him? Or no?
Yeah, there's one. I'm going to say warmer and colder, okay?
Oh, nevermind.
Bro, did you just...
No way, Jinxie.
When I throw the flash, they just flash me instantly.
I didn't mean to.
Lock in, lock in.
You need to shoot better, man.
Bro!
Stop!
Get it!
Bro, what?
I don't know if anyone is close, I'm not gonna lie, this kind of scuff.
Oh my god.
Wait, why are these guys moving?
Bro, if they're moving, I'm never gonna find them.
Yeah, I hope they don't do it to you.
Oh, oh.
Nice, GenC.
I see
How is that allowed nice shing see nice
Hot target to hit jing see lock in kill the mark
Jigsie jigsie
oh please please please please please please please please please shake
see you wasted two minutes on the box so far i'm not gonna lie
yo yo oh okay
yeah jigs i've done this challenge it's so tilting
How many are left?
Right now, 23 are left.
23 people are still hiding somewhere close to you.
Oh my God, some of the things are crazy.
Do I give them warm up older tips once I...
Oh!
That was a clean one.
That was very clean.
Oh my God, you're actually kinda close to Muda, bro.
I'm close to Muda, I'm close to Muda, Muda, where you at at Nose?
Why wouldn't Muda talk?
Why is he so scared?
Should I tell him that Muda, tell that Muda I can talk.
I feel like I've checked everything.
You have item, you have item.
I'm gonna use this wisely.
Wait, it's 50 gifted if you find Muda. Oh, no, shut up
Wait, you can't unblind
Did you just kill that guy blind? Yes, I know there was someone else in here
I knew it nice jing see right saw that on the paint which I'm actually right now
you're actually 18 people 15 minutes yeah you do this only I could do this
okay look I need to kill one every minute minimum and remember some people
have a crazy hiding spot I guess bro but if there's that nice bro if there's the
mug again it's over hold on I want to see an every minute get an item now every
60 seconds one item I think that's fair there you go you have item you have
item you have item bang nothing jikes
I
Why did you shoot it twice?
I don't know miss. Oh, okay. I don't know look in look in look off check every pop you see how small they can be like the mug remember
There's so many things inside of the office bro, like on the left there.
Yeah, that's not what I mean.
We shot the PC bro.
So any of these things could be a perfect, any of these.
No, I don't think so.
I mean, maybe one muck is in between there but.
It would be 500 IQ to hide and spawn.
I'm gonna give it to them and tell you where arrow is.
What? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Actually, wait a minute.
Arrow is in this?
Yes.
Who was that?
What did she say?
She will expose everyone.
I don't know, 20 get to tell me where arrow is.
I don't know.
I
JC lock in you haven't found the one in a bit. I'm not gonna lie 17 people
Come on good aim now good aim
It's a fire extinguisher I think
Oh
Okay, did you know what I think
Yeah, sorry
You tell me bro, you tell me i'm i already gave too many tips 16 people remaining. Okay, what?
Are you stupid jing see how'd you beat me and chat I actually disrespected bro jing see
Why do you throw it?
Well, I'll put this outside of the map
No, you have to wait a minute. You know what has been a single painting bro
Wait somebody talk to me
Someone talk to me you can talk to them tell me to talk again. Talk again. You're so confident. I haven't found you once tell them to right click
Right click right click
Only something to care
Over here, it's over here. It's over here. Well, I didn't come in clutch
Oh
What is that I wonder that's impossible with them
They can't get back here. No, no, no they can't
Locking Jinx see ten minutes fifteen people. Oh gosh, I'm pacing this I'm pacing this you have to keep an eye on your items
Okay, I will tell you once you get that you focus on killing and then be ready to throw it in a good position
I feel like there's going to be something cringy, like it's going to be something cringy, whatever the, wait, why would he, no, he didn't even see him, bro, he shouldn't have moved, I didn't even see him, 14 left, yup, I'm checking everything in this room, yo, I don't know if that's possible, 15 minutes today,
I
14 people
I've checked these man. I know I have item item
I can't use it here. I've checked all these
This item needs a light. Wait
10 minutes this item needs to be great
Bro, I think I've done everything this needs to be one of your greatest items
Oh, I don't know about that.
Oh.
Target's acquired.
He took me.
Did he go in here?
Oh, I think he re-rolled.
Maybe what's this mean?
Wait, was that?
He changed?
He can change.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He can shape shift?
Oh my god.
if they didn't use them all they can do it on a hunt.
That was cool.
Nine minutes, 13 people. You have already another one because you waited for so long.
You have- yeah.
Do you want to use that there? I don't know.
Bro, on eight.
Again, I ca-
How do I get there? How do I get there? How do I get there? How do I get the-
Oh my god!
Please
No, how about on a mooda is he cheating in this game too?
I feel like it's right to use it here.
Ugh, 9.
How much left?
8 minutes, 11 people.
Oh gosh.
Now it's almost impossible.
should we do a rule that at three minutes everyone has to move say even
good or bad I don't even know probably bad how many are left eight 11 11 11
I
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Why can't you see my hand?
There's no one in here!
You can get up here.
You can get here.
Hold up.
What are you doing?
You see how you're lagging, I will.
Hold on.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I also got really frustrated playing this.
Lock in, lock in.
I mean, chat calls me in the end if I give tips, but...
Like, I feel like at this point you won't find any...
Wait.
I mean...
Do I tell you all my calls are like...
Yes!
Yes, please!
Please, bro, please!
Please I'll focus on one I'll focus on one
So I don't care if you all are saying I like you won't find anyone for the next six minutes. I've been there
All right, I don't think there's anyone close to you, bro. I don't think there's anyone close to you right now. I'm not gonna lie
All right warmer warmer
Warmer
Yeah, I mean still a little bit cold but like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll tell you the room. It's in the office room with the table
There's still one crop
No, not there
What you want from what you tell me tell me it's it's
No, no, no, not there. Okay. I wait, okay. I'll give you a minute. I'll say one thing
I'll say one thing outside are two people. I think outside are two people. That's all I'm gonna say outside
That's all I'm gonna say
I already hates me, but it will just be like five minutes of nothing. What do you mean, bro?
This is actually stupid he could just
I'm dead, I'm dead GD, it's over, I'm gonna lose and I didn't find Muda!
I can't believe, she's an absolutely outplayed.
I mean somebody must have thrown the flashings, did you kill him or no?
Yeah but he probably ran, motherfucker.
also one maybe I don't care what anyone says maybe to your to the other side maybe
behind you there in the that's all I'm gonna say that's all I'm gonna say
oh yeah chat chat you're calling me now but bro he's gonna find him like look
even when I say something in here what are you doing are you cheating on me
Yeah bro, what are you-
Okay, okay, I'm here.
I'll not say nothing, I'll not say nothing, okay?
What do you mean?
Easy.
Who's in here?
No, no, no.
What?
You're so close bro, come on.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
You can see the guy, maybe talk to him,
maybe ask him for advice.
Talk to me bro, please, give me advice bro.
I'm about to literally kill myself in GTA.
Alright, we're not gonna do advice, there's two violence.
Okay.
You, and you.
I don't even know, I think I can.
Three minutes I'll be adding more time?
No, unless she wants it.
I hate it.
Getting more time added because this is fucking cancer.
Jinxie, again, I can't give you tips.
Chad is already really disrespecting me, bro.
I can't give you any more tips, Lock-in, please.
Remember what I said earlier though outside maybe some
Chats it at more time
Chab more time yes enough. I'm more time. Yes, it'll ever time is it now bro. Chab max about a freak out
No, and people
Yes, I
I think you may be cooked bro. I think again. I mean I
Want to give tips by I can't
Call me nuts I
Don't want to say it
You shouldn't have done the bet with mood up rather would have given you hella tips now
But you put money on the line now feel weird
Bro still alive. Yes, bro. I
Guess I'm just gonna go where the most objects could be
I think it's bad that at 90 seconds left you get infinite items call me absolutely nuts. Well, that's just me
Yes, please. Please. Please me though 90 seconds like 10 people
Wait people are saying the prediction yo, Navi Navi, what's up, bro talk to me man?
So you're close so you're close, huh? Are you confident? Are you confident?
No.
How's that about...
How's that fair? How's that fair?
How's that fair?
I'm in that bottle!
Jigsaw, please!
Oh!
For days of...
Hey, you're infinite items!
Jumping for the items!
You haven't seen a guy the whole time by the-
I think it's gonna-
No. In for the items, come on.
You're not winning the-
Mooda's gonna crash out if you find them.
With infinite items.
I'm the last game host.
What are you doing, bro?
I don't think that's even better
How much alive? How much alive? How much alive?
Seven!
No!
Oh!
You're not even looking!
I'm not doing it!
Wait. Please be more. Please be more.
Ten seconds!
7 6 5 4 2
9
Mooda wins
He'll stop shooting, that's through the wall
I think that's through the wall, stop please
JC, alright listen bro listen
No one moves
No no no
JC
You can't find me even with unlimited items
And only you fucking cheater. No, I know what it feels like
Fire chillax boy listen, listen, listen, listen, listen nobody move and now
Can Jinx you go back or no?
Bro now I have to gift this motherfucker dude. Yo, Jixie. Do you think you could find me? Yes or no?
Oh, wait, I just went to your stream to gift.
What were you?
Wait, Muta, what were you?
Come find me.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
How do I show them?
I can see you dipshit.
Just wait for me to join you.
Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
Honestly.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can you respawn me, bro?
This guy's a can.
Now this is bullshit.
I'm not doing this shit.
Oh, you can be one inch long?
What even is that?
That's a fucking pile of bullshit.
He's a, he's a fucking can.
I can't
Wait, I want to see wait everybody has to talk now everybody has to talk who
Wait, how do I get to it?
Try to find all of them Jinxie. I want to see if you have a
Jinxy, what's up, bro? Actually, I just speculated
Yeah, wait turn around turn around
what's up wait arrow can you hear me yeah I hear you what's up you're in here yeah
I'm to your left wait arrow no you're not say what I think that's a nice view
ah jing see you were in the fucking spawn the entire I literally said if
someone I didn't spawn is fine right here cuz they're gonna do that
and I didn't check the painting
what?
Aero was in spawn the entire time
Jinxy
Muda your can inside of a wall
Jinxy you got teleported to the next one that's close
Hey Muda can you play one game legit?
I'm not even cheating!
I'm a different
I have nice one again I'm not cheating
okay wait, Ashina I'm not gonna say anything
Jinxy
Yes one close to you right here. This is another one that you didn't see
In here in here, yeah, there was someone in here dead-ass. Yeah
You don't have to shoot them right away
I'm going to move to the next shot.
Talk to you. Hi.
What are you doing?
I'm muttin'.
Yo, X here.
X here, what's up, bro?
You're a pain, but be better.
X, talk to me, bro.
No, no, no, talk to me, talk to me.
Where were you, bro?
Where were you?
I mean, the pictures have a great view
towards the window, right?
What has a great view?
Pictures.
They have a very, very nice view towards the window now.
You're a fucking picture.
Which one?
Jump out.
I
Wish I swear I shot that I should close you or no
You have a bad aim bad aim wait. I went to shoot the picture and missed
Yeah
I knew that was gonna happen. Yeah, it's because I was moving while shooting
Because he's a real one
Let's see Mooda's clip. Let me see it. Wait, you can still find him now. Wait, wait, let's first see where you head drinks, you know
Bang
Please can you hear me? Yes, Mooda you were the fucking can inside of a trash can
This this greasy bastard. No, he was the can inside
Yeah
You scared me you scared me you scared me. I don't know how you didn't kill me. He moved cheating is moving
No, everybody was moving everybody's moving everybody
Listen, I mean
You move but it's fine like it's fine everyone moved
Robotic move when he got scan and you're allowed to do that because I don't know that's
Cheat like it's fine. It's fine. It's fine
Can we deep dive some of these clips and I just yes, yes
Yes, we did dive every click.
Because there's a lot of evidence piling into you, bro.
I am not a cheater.
One person.
Yes, okay.
Let's try to find the rest of the pick.
All right, jump and look on top of the car.
Jump and look on top of the car, bro.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
Nine, nine, nine.
One, eh?
I did this.
I shot.
Yo, don't give away my hiding position.
One, eh?
What the heck?
Wanky.
You cheeky bastard.
You're the fucking toilet paper, aren't you?
That's me, bro.
Alright, this is the most tilting game ever.
Only I'm gonna block your head.
Jynxie, wait for the next one. Walk outside to your right.
No, that's Jynxie. Walk outside. Walk outside. Walk outside.
No, no, no. To your left. To your left.
Alright, alright, alright. Continue, continue.
Right, right, right. Out, out, out, out, out.
Alright. And now, invest-
OUTSIDE!
First outside, wait, wait.
And now, please don't shoot instantly.
Jynxie.
Maybe investigate the tree for a second.
What tree?
Hey, you swear to God?
Yo.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, talk to me, talk to me.
Oh, God.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I shot you.
No, I shot you. You're literally happy.
I shot you.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Damn this guy from everything you do.
That's my friend.
I'm gonna play Batman with him tomorrow.
He didn't touch me once.
I barely, I never even moved once.
I shot this thing.
Haha
I don't think you shot say well, I hear you shot the box. Oh, you've you thought you shut the box
I was watching jimsy he did shoot the box. I think he shot the tree on accident or something
But he did he did she did shoot that spot, but I think he missed
I think we're moving bro. We need a clip on this
It's because I move now Muda is on side of that room to your right, bro
Like inside of the small room where you were asking how do I get there on your right on your right that room on your right on your right on your
Yeah, in there in there
You can teleport it. Yeah, go inside there go inside there
Okay
in
I- no, I'm done
I shot
875 cans of 7-up
Like, I thought I was going crazy
I thought I was hallucinating, bro
I shot 895 with these fucking cans
and, Muta
I didn't shoot your can
You're cheating, I don't care
He cheats in every game, Tati
I don't cheat-
GEEEAAAHHH
WHAT THE FUCK
No, I'm actually done
I'm actually- no, no, no, I'm actually done
I'm actually done
well wow
everybody on it there's another painting and yeah one more painting that's it
oh
hey before you shoot before you shoot i just want to say you you end kind of dog
shit not gonna
i mean what the fuck
what the fuck is this
that's everyone that's everyone jing see gg you low key did
fuck that I'm hallucinating I have the
entire see us can we say I have all the
fucking I don't have a fucking mental
fucking episode I'm sorry bro Jinxie I
hope you still had fun bro when I played
it I was hella tilted afterwards I hope
I didn't tell you what the fuck is this
that's the painting from the hallway
bro yeah yeah why are you killing all of
them now you killed everyone GG I'm
angry bro because I'm honest
GG's, bro.
Thank you, everybody, for joining.
GG, W Muda, W Janko, W Deft, W Poland,
for setting this up real quick.
W, everybody, for joining.
Yes, bro.
GG's.
Last question.
Yep.
The chicken picture on the plane.
Is that real?
Yes, bro.
Yes, it is, bro.
That's actually real.
Wow.
And then they edited the chicken.
They added the chicken in.
Yes, brother.
Schnitzel.
What?
Chad, that's real.
Oh my god.
There it is. There it is. There it is.
Jingsy.
What is this?
It's fucking emoji bro.
Alright. Alright Jingsy.
Fuck man.
Only I'm out of investigate mood up bro.
Yo please bro.
Because some of these clips are fucking bad.
I'm not a cheater bro. I don't know why you guys are going to cheat bro.
Hi guys.
Gather as much evidence as you can.
And we're going to have a full blown investigation.
Irrigation all right guys peace out. Love you, too
Thank you. Bye bye guys. Bye. Bye. Have a great one peace peace peace peace peace
Our boys quick horror game. It's time. Let's get it. Let's go W's in the chat, bro
That was kind of scuffed. Sorry for that boys. Um again, I just wanted to do something spontaneous
Shice we need to plan this better Poland. We need next time we're spectate
I can see where they are because then I can actually give them like tips and shit, you know
Um, it was kind of choppy chop. Um, but it could have been worse could have been worse. Um
Wpwnin bro for setting this up like out of nowhere real quick. Yeah, Danny. Give me the horror map, bro. Chad
I'm gonna play
My YouTube guys found something a minecraft horror
Horror game horror map. I don't fucking know but they told me please play this. I will play right now
Let's get in bro. Danny send it to me on discord, bro. Okay?
Chad I hope it wasn't too chop bro. Look you said what is this?
Wait what?
Chet, should that have been a hit?
Is that a hit or no?
There's no way he hit under, I don't think so.
It looks like it should hit, I don't know.
I mean it's a box in a tree. Why would you give it another shot?
Oh my gosh, what else, what else, what else?
I don't know if I like prop on chat.
It's so tilting when you do it, bro.
Like, it is not fun to play.
I hope Jinxy isn't tilted after that.
I forgot.
Wait, what is this?
Don't leak the link, okay.
Suck.
What is this link?
Okay, I downloaded it.
How do I install this, Denny?
How do I install this, bro?
Crossfacher, what?
Let me get it ready.
Let's go.
Check, hyper monitor, yay or nay, okay.
Let me turn it on.
Denny, I need to try to install it, bro.
if it's just cause for check out it
tutorial fall just tell me please no or is it hard
i'm a little acoustic
uh... suck
okay hard right is on
tutorial in the fire
okay okay
all i see
installation
Jaffer installed this real quick, okay?
Horror game Minecraft.
It's like a mod.
There's five steps that I gotta do.
Well, I think I can just...
Okay, so I go here.
I go new installation.
I go one point.
You are my stupid one point here suck.
Okay install.
Step three.
What the fuck is this step?
AppData.
Jay, you can't see my screen, right?
I'll check the accuracy in a second.
AppData.
Roaming.
Hey, I don't see it.
Guys, why can't I see the AppData Roaming folder?
Don't Minecraft saves when I see it.
And then I put this shit inside there.
The zip?
Oh no, this one.
Just one second.
Extract.
Okay.
I think I got it. I think I got it.
WL chat. WL.
Uh...
Okay, yo! What the fuck? They sent me fucking different steps and step five is it?
Okay, bro. Very funny mods. Very funny.
Yup.
And I'm paying you guys every single month.
Mmm, I'll remember that.
I'll remember that next time when the paycheck hits. Okay?
Noted.
All right boys and girls um there it is there it is oh god if this is some
bullshit horror mutt bro I'm gonna fucking crash out boys type one if you
know what I'm about to play I don't I don't know what this is I don't know
what this is and Danny told me all right we're pointing fingers huh all right
suck suck suck grief remake let me quickly make sure that my settings are
correct. Keybinds. Sprint left shift. That's correct. Wait, my settings are correct. Alright,
boys. Type one if you're ready, bro. Don't be scared. Control small settings should be
point three. Wait, my settings are saved. What is this? XCC trying to beat record? Oh,
I don't know.
Chad, how much did I have again?
I had...
430?
What is he doing?
Seven seconds buddy, I had 380.
Yeah buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
That's why I'm the boss!
Why is Chad getting right back?
Boom!
come on no that's what I should I try to sort it
I may go for another record after this I'm not gonna lie at the end of the
stream I may go for the record off the record all right all right are you
ready yeah you're okay three
Are you on version? Yes, I am. I think jeans. Here we go. Three, two, one. I don't know
what this is. I didn't even know that there are horror games in Minecraft. Okay. Rules.
FOV to 80 to 90, it says. Okay, I'll put it at 90. Video settings, simulation at 12 plus
and simulation, we were 1212. Is this true 1212? Are they telling me 12 plus? No, no,
I think they're telling me 12 plus. I have a good PC, bro. I can afford it
Chains 80 to 90 it says
Use 1.21.5 or else the map will not work turn off connector textures if you're using optify and I don't know if I don't think so
12
No, doesn't matter chat fov effects off
set simulation distance to 12 chunks, minimum, or the map breaks, minimum, minimum, right?
If you see this rectangle instead of this square, then change your GUI scale. If you
see this rectangle instead of this square, what? As you see this, ah, no, I don't, I
I don't I don't your cursor will change when something can be interacted with right-click. Okay
Set simulation distance to 12
Minimum jet. This is correct, right? All right, here we go
I don't know what this is madness map is made by her zone non-official remake for Minecraft horror map named grief
Where's my sound is I'm not supposed to be sound all right here we go
Can you hear and see boys here we go right click to start?
Count the strike case tonight, Donald Trump.
Happy 2000 with the year 2000.
There's a monster.
There's an armor stand.
There's a guy at the end.
And we must suggest that I want to open to see
if there's a gold inside.
Here we go.
It's too loud.
I know.
I'll turn it down.
Don't be scared.
Great.
I mean, turn off the lights.
chapter one pollock chapter one pollock
okay okay why am I always tweaking bro when I hear noises
berksville asylum or one of those games huh name Manning's friddick age 36 male
height five five inches and a five foot nine this guy's tiny as well 180 pound
This guy is bigger cell.
Data for arrival, 2015, time of release, TBA.
Diagnosis, post-traumatic stress disorder,
PTSD, and schizophrenia.
Oh, shit.
The subject demonstrated a pronounced resistance
to prescribed treatments protocols,
including repeated refusals of antapsychotic
and angiolite medication.
Despite numerous attempts to educate and instruct
the subject regarding the necessity of compliance,
persistently nastic legetismy, office condition,
and the efficiency, efficiency of medical intervention.
The subject exhibits frequent references
to an unidentified entity described only as he, whom
he claims possesses, sorry, poses a significant threat
to humanity.
These delusions are accompanied by heightened paranoia
and warnings that he is coming together.
The nature of these statements, combined
with the subject's diagnosis, suggest a deeply untrenched psychosis, or as blinking,
exuberated by underlying trauma. Yo, I do need to go to the toilet. Okay, so I don't have time to go to the toilet.
Light is flickering. I don't know why.
Yo, I need my sound. Yo, yo, yo, yo, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, listen, listen, listen.
I go quickest toilet ever, okay? Directional audio, yeah, you know, okay, chat.
sure if this makes a better sure give me 60 I will be back give me 60 I will be
back then we fucking complete this horror game okay don't look at my fucking
hardware monitor bro I don't know if it will like don't be weird like oh my god
he's going like I'm not bro I'm not all right let me go toilet wait this is
exactly back starting no and most sense title YouTube
Bad
you
Okay, chat to a ton of all the lights.
and
i don't think we're in still works well
all
but i think my glasses
now i'm actually scared i only have one line on
unlike that
we fix my glasses then we go
chaser
yes much
All right, I got it.
104 BPM.
Was, no shot.
All right.
Here we go.
Chat type one if you're ready, bro.
All right.
Let me know if the green screen glitches more with the
no lights.
All right, let's get it.
I hope volume is not too loud, bro.
Let's go.
Lights are still flickering.
OK.
Let me figure this out.
How do we get outside?
There's a fucking door with no door, not anything.
And I hear some, all right, listen,
I don't think Direction Audio is working.
Am I going crazy?
Why am I wiggling?
What the?
Okay, June 22nd, 2015.
night of the event. Can't wait to go home after a tough day at work. Wait, this is relatable.
He's 36. He's 180 pounds heavy with muscle mass. This guy, low-key relatable right now,
bro. I'm not gonna lie. Which makes it even more scary. Alright, here we go. Time to go
fucking home, huh? Okay, I'll turn on directional audio, but if you're lying, yeah, let's ban
all of them just fucked up my songs
was that some cobblestone here
nothing on it though yo you fucked up my fucking music bro please work
Okay, listen, listen, I'm not scared, bro.
Thing is, I don't like what it's about right now.
Like, what is supposed to scare me?
What am I afraid of?
This is fucking Minecraft, bro.
Of the Ender Dragon?
I've slayed that already.
There's nothing in Minecraft that can scare me, bro.
other than a creeper that goes a meter next to me bro and I'm lagging and I can't see
it.
That's not going to happen.
Anything outside?
Let me check outside first.
I'm going to investigate first.
Nothing.
Let me knock on the fucking window.
Can I mine these blocks?
Nine.
Three, two, one.
Here we go.
Jessica!
Jessica?
Looks like she hasn't come home yet.
I should call her.
Okay. Don't know, is that the telephone?
Here.
No answer. She always does this. Oh hell never! She must be doing a sleepover at her friends again.
Let's see what's on the TV and hope she calls me back soon.
On the pixel? Almost.
Breaking news. Because of what some citizens are calling the...
That's not me, right?
at this moment to restore justice to the neighbors.
So close up your doors and windows and keep safe residents because this is going to be one.
What are you saying bro? Did the TV get hacked? Why Steve? What the fuck was that?
Jessica? Is she one of them? It's getting dark, I should go to sleep. Is Jessica 16?
I'll probably be able to contact Jessica tomorrow, bro. Yeah, Jessica maybe fucking cooked, bro.
I'm not gonna lie
I said too bad. Let me close these curtains. No, what's more scary have them open or close, bro
I would live in the middle of nowhere. Chad. I'm scared of this by the way
Like I need
Apartment and close to people. You know what I mean? I don't want a house outside
For the right appreciate that I don't know that scared I don't know if that's
Thank you for the raid!
That's in the chat!
Let me close this.
I can't sleep.
and i'm very hungry and i still didn't eat today
let's quickly take some food from the kitchen and go back to bed
i'm at home nothing spooky should happen i locked the door
everything is fine is the tv fucking on what the fuck is this
I must be fucking dreaming.
Shit, that happens when you don't eat food, bro.
Okay, I'm fucking poor.
Woah!
Pasta, baby, microwave pasta!
Midnight microwave pasta!
I wish I was in the game right now.
Bro, I love carbs.
Pasta, bro, is a part of a carb bomb.
Slighted on my food now.
What do I put on it, though? Pasta?
Pasta with what ketchup?
Jessica?
Why so late at night?
Who is this?
Okay, yeah, what is this game mods?
loud equal scary why is this pasta taking fucking fire bro am I trying to
fucking fry it give me my pasta let me check the door bro just see if there's
I can't.
Put on the lights.
What was that?
How much weekend?
We can!
We're fine.
if that's creepy but she's
Jessica why is it so dark bro there were also no lights on before why is it all
all of a sudden, like, what, is there no music?
Mots?
The basement.
Where is the basement?
Wait, basement downstairs now.
I didn't see a basement in the bathroom.
Shh, shh.
What the fuck is the basement here?
What?
The basement is downstairs, no?
I'm a stupid.
My English isn't the best.
I'm pretty sure the basement is...
Is it upstairs? The basement downstairs? Like a turbo downstairs?
This is weird our house bro basement key
What's he doing?
Yo, yo, yo, let me mind some wood and make a fucking sword, bro, like, I can 1v1 his
ass.
Just one point fifteen point one XP VP or swapping EP
See in our walls
Wait, what?
Am I stupid?
AHH!
What?
What the fuck? You have my tweaken.
I mean, I am tweaking the game, but I try...
like I saw fuck you did I not
set found you
I'm going insane
This one doesn't open?
I'm stuck, but now.
Come face me there, won't be moment.
Come on! Give me a shot, no gupples! I'll fuck you up!
What?
What is this shit?
What's even going on?
I'm supposed to be scared.
Thank God it was just a dream, I need to call Jessica.
Listen bro, this is the last time I will play horror games, when I'm fried, because I don't
even know what's going on, 99% of the time, and then all ideas are loud as fucking Steve
in my fucking face.
Let me call Jessica and fucking finish this fucking game, okay, and head offline.
What is this bullshit Jessica better be alive and fucking pop in right now, bro
Okay
Understandable she doesn't call me back. I'll have to drive for a friend's house. Let's do that then. No, okay
How about some pasta? I'm down for some of food not gonna lie not gonna okay?
Okay, light works again, fantastico, did I ever fix the light switches?
I don't know, okay I don't think so, maybe it was all just a dream, think about it.
As the figure got away, in other news, little has been revealed about last night's event.
Asylum officials are denying any wrong doings, they said some sort of bug they've gone around
that should leave the area soon.
An angry mob of residents led a boycott today due to the sudden departure of their family
members to the asylum.
The officials won't release information on what happened next. They are still looking for that 17 year old girl
You have any information about her dial?
654 just remember to keep safe residence
Okay, but why the fuck is the TV turning on itself getting worried about Jessica. Yeah, let's drive then let's drive
Let's drive let's drive let's check out the friend's house. Let's go. Let's go. Okay
What? Dwarf stuck?
Fuck it's happening in that toilet bro.
Where's the shed?
Here.
Oh, gosh.
Chad, would you like to live here, yeah, you know?
I don't know if I want to live outside, outside.
I've watched too many horror movies for that.
You filming?
Nothing.
Yes.
That's right.
Screwdriver.
Is there more?
No.
Oh.
I already do wait you live somewhere like this like full remote bro no I mean
that's kind of go to but also scary bro at times
What?
Why?
I'm just a bit...
I hope my heart will be high.
Just from walking?
What?
I saw something.
Now on everything I saw something, bro.
I saw an enderman on something, bro.
Look, you should get that, bro.
don't you should get that bro fucking
get ready for the end
i didn't turn that on
turn that on
It wasn't open, was it?
Food.
Shit.
Now what?
In a horror movie, the owner would be the first to die in an old movie, bro.
I literally have the condition.
I have the fucking brain and I have the empathy bro to fucking communicate with the beast
There's something that's trying to kill me. I'll just tell him like your gobs your bro
Are you how are you doing? Like why do you want to do this?
Like we you don't need to bro like what is going to change if you do it
You're just gonna cook your like
Jessica
Was it this carpet before? Am I tweaking?
Hello?
TV room in the basement!
This doesn't look pleasant. This does not look pleasant to someone secretly living here or what?
What the fuck is this shit? Boiler to make sure the water is hot. What? Yo, yo, yo, what the fuck?
This is not a real house, bro. This is not a real house
No one lives like this
Okay
That's fine. That is not fine. Hello. Yeah, I didn't speak to me then no alright if your pussy says so
Hello?
you
hello
where are you?
girl, girl, girl
hello
That's a culture.
I don't know.
Why am I even checking?
Okay, could have been this one.
Yo, is that a loot, bro?
I have to! What if it's a max win?
Like I forgot a snickers bar down here or something.
Feel me? Tabone if you know what I mean.
Oh! No!
Jessica's lounging area key.
Huh? This is so loud in here.
What the fuck is the lounging area?
Do you look like a dog? Wait, are you being badass?
Somebody told me on Instagram that my hair looks like a...
Labrador or something.
Golden retriever.
I don't even know what that means.
Why?
It's a bullshitting gun now.
Come on, come on.
I'd fuck these.
I'll cross the palace down.
Left.
Right.
Is that blood?
What?
There we go.
Toothpaste.
Off, off, off!
the
Key! I'm collecting keys for other cases!
Fuck!
What the hell is that?
Yo, it's this game to know that I'm fucking crazy, bro!
oh awh
yo what the fuck
my son is so loud
who is that?
come in man come back out
be faithful man be faithful man
be faithful man
I
Speak up
Yo, I just rock a car
Stop back, stop back, stop back!
J-
What's with-
What is this shit, bro?
What is this-
Out, out, out
Out, out
What is this game?
Let me guess, there's a monster outside of the police car
Mark him out
he knows it was not me I think was it I'm a locked up I'm not crazy there was a
monster in the bottom and in the basement there were a hundred doors and
then I was in an infinite loop
yo alright alright alright let me guess this is jumpscare right at the end classic alright
never mind yo alright listen bro listen denny bro denny you're one for two you're one for
me two for three you had two of the craziest nicest horror games and now this was absolute
car it wasn't garbanzo but what the fuck did I just play bro what is this oh
Oh, you're trolling, wait, that's how that's done.
What? Wait, I thought it was full modded. What do you mean it's using redstone for jump scare?
Huh? Okay, I'm actually impressed.
How can I look inside of one of these no it's full vanilla all right okay then then then
please jeans then why don't you tell me that before the game bro why wouldn't you tell
me that before bro I was so mad at this game being asked but the fact that it's why wouldn't
you tell me that before we play it bro what the fuck that's insane chat how what so
wait what did you put in the command block what can you put inside like
videos or is it what is a command block I don't know how it works code right click
on it doesn't work because I'm in create a spectate how do I go creative
aha
how do I out
oh
set block 1, 2, 3, minus 25, minus 11 air
look what guys, you have to tell me that before
this is insane, stop sound
at a master, but I thought it was some, you know how Mr. Beast sometimes like
they have these crazy mods in Minecraft like it's just you download gigabytes and
then
it's like full custom, this isn't vanilla
but yeah, I didn't even enjoy it to its fullest
because i i i was just like yo what is this
whoa that's crazy
nine do i replay it now with that knowledge
no yo you have to tell me bro oh my god that's actually sick now i hate it for hating on it
during like during the play for us like what is this what is this that's insane
No
Nah
All right guys
Trees hate you
Double you Danny. Yeah, but tell me that before am I crazy? I
Thought what the hell?
Damn Danny
You got to introduce it the next time if you got a bang I like that
I will see you guys tomorrow sorry for the weird stream today. Yes, and today was a little weird. I'm not gonna lie
Not gonna lie wasn't fully feeling myself yesterday because I didn't sleep enough, but I'll try to get enough sleep for
I think I'm back on Wednesday. Yes, because tomorrow Batman with the boys quick little reset, bro
Haven't went Batman. We haven't went Batman in a bit in a bit tomorrow. It's time
So yeah, I'll see y'all not tomorrow, but the day after tomorrow
Boys thanks so much for watching still even though sometimes streams
Hey
Sometimes you wake up in a good mood sometimes you don't type one if you know what I mean, bro
And these last two days my move was a little bit a little bit offy a little bit offy
But we did break the six seven record today, bro, which no one can take from us, bro boys. I will see you guys on
Wednesday, bro
I hope you enjoyed the stream regardless even though it was a little bit chopped today
So yeah, I hope you enjoy evening morning, whoever
Oh, nine pushing for about
What
why is it going so nuclear the one clip that I that I look absolutely crazy and oh
no I'm the guys I'm not happy about that I don't believe in any any well you say
any publicity is good I don't believe in that what the fuck is this the six oh
nine all right but this is the best we don't account now okay but that's you
Peace peace peace peace peace peace much love to all of you
Love you all so much and yeah, so you guys on Wednesday enjoy your Tuesday tomorrow
Enjoy your rest of your night or morning evening wherever you are peace out. I'll set up some things
Tifu said he's down to do shit. I'll think about some shit and also see what I can do with mr. Tyler
But yeah, that will be in the next weeks maybe in a month we do some shit or we see we see
We figure something out boys peace out pussy on the pussy and yeah, enjoy your night. Bye. Bye. Bye
Bye-bye
tomorrow badminton
All right, peace out peace out peace out. Love you guys. Bye. Bye. Thank you for letting me do what I do
aka going live and yep and
I mean it comes at a price right I have to be boss at every single game
I have to be a pro player at every single game invest the hours right I'm gonna head offline and fucking practice counter strike, bro
It is what it is, but that's that's the life I chose bro. All right guys
Titanium
Titanium with the 25 gift a bro
Today cold slow willy with the 50 and titanium with the 25 brah appreciate that dog. I appreciate the dog
I said check for those two bro. I peace out guys peace out
Peace out peace out peace out play portal to maybe next stream portal to boys
Maybe next room portal to I have a question boys. Do I have to play?
solo first and then do or how because Corp is different than solo right which
one do you play first solo or do or is it like or do they overlap a little bit
and I only want to play one of the two I'm scared that if I play both that it's
like overlapping solo first and you're sure that I should play both solo and
do could be a lot no corpus after so okay okay okay okay okay so now take a
when I don't know bro Kajal Elden Ring chill chill chill or Elden Ring bro that
run was fun though I don't know if we will finish that he's locked right now
on cold streams as well no all right boys I'll see you guys peace peace peace
peace peace peace peace bye bye guys bye bye bye bye peace out I'm ending I'm
Bye bye, YouTube's at Antwerx Chat, love y'all, peace.