you
you
you
you
you
you
Well, well, well, why don't you babe?
wow
yo yo yo yo yo don't make fun of the amount of stars that I have I saved up
for these I saved up for these why we're making fun of the amount of stars
that I got what is this this is a massive opening what are you talking
about boys and girls how are we doing on this beautiful sunday only 72
all right listen chat how are we feeling today bro the coffee is motherfucking
ready we got jail prop hunt today the first time when actual good player is
It's gonna try the prop hunt challenge.
It ain't gonna be me playing.
It ain't gonna be Junko playing.
It ain't gonna be a bot playing, all right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Major MVP, JL, 1v60 prop hunt on Mirage and or Inferno,
if we got the time, we will have to see.
Boys, I hope you're all doing well.
WJL for always being spontaneous.
I asked him yesterday after the stream,
Yo Bro, do you want to do this tomorrow?
And he said, yes.
mouse jl said yes while drying his mouse jersey on a rack on a rack his medium small mouse jersey
oh my gosh bro cyclone was giving him advice to only wash it at 40 degrees jl almost washed it at 60
that was about to be his first strike this the coach of mouse has a strike system three strikes
You're out one strike you get zapped, but jail didn't mind that bro because you already know where he placed that electrocutor, bro
He placed it in a very strategic position. That's why he's the mvp chat. I hope all doing well. Um
I hope all doing well. I hope none of us are cheaters
It's mood. I'm watching this channel right now. Somebody check
I'm trying to stay clean. I'm strong. I'm trying to stay clean
All right, your iPad says you bro yesterday your messages were dumb as hell, bro
What do you mean just put off the chat? You're bro. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, bro
You said who wants to edit YouTube videos, bro? I'm joking. Am I I'm joking mood I sniffing around
Calma calma calma chat listen bro listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen
Let's get the stream started slowly. What is this quick little clip-a-clip?
I should speak to him what is this?
WWE?
If he falls he's fucking dead. Are we being badass right now?
Sue!
That's not a Nido, he starts barking like a dog.
Bang! What?
Fuck him up!
Make sure he's...
put me in that car bruh
nahhh
chat did you just dunk on LP?
did you just dunk on LP?
nahhh
chat I thought I thought this was fake as a kid
how stupid were me
I thought this was fake
It is. But how is this faked? Is this AI? Even with it being a foldable table, right?
Because look at this. Of course it's all like, like look, the table tries to get as much
impact as possible, right? Look at it folding. But still, that's gotta, that's gotta hurt
a little bit, no? That's gotta hurt a little bit. Maybe he had, I don't know, if he attacked
Logan Paul's is rib cage
At the end of the day were all made out of atoms bro your human being he's a human being and he was not wearing a
Cavalier bro. He did not buy armor
By the looks of it. I could be wrong. What is this?
Ja ja jinxie
Say you swear to God on it was watching this
I love this guy, bro. I love this bald guy, bottom right, bro.
The absolute fucking goats.
No, bro. W Junker, bro. W fucking Junker, bro. What a fucking guy, bro.
Not yet, no.
There's not a lot of people like streamers who are like as humble as him, bro.
Like nobody, no. I'm trying to be a little bit like that, bro.
Like he is the humble goat.
The humble goat. No fake humble neither, bro.
Like straight up that guy.
lives with his family bro just enjoying life just enjoying life streaming his
number one passion what a guy what a guy now bro what is this what is this what
is this
Jinx is dead.
Yes! Yes! He scored!
Yes! Yes!
This shit is wholesome, bro. Yes! I saw the script already.
That was fucking awesome.
Bro, that's a proud dad right there, bro.
That was a good shot, too. Yes, it was.
Don't be sad when you see this kid bro, watch this, this right now bro, this is moments
that you dream of bro.
This is not an easy shot.
A proud-ass dad bro, very wholesome, oh one touch, bang.
With the Jinxie thing in the back bro, nah bro, this family bro, the Jinxie fact, nah
bro, very special.
Alright, um God bless them, bro. What is this? What is oh my gosh?
Another part of Jinx is his family reacting to the goal. Let's have a look
This is Jinx is his wife
Wasn't looking low-key. Oh, sorry
That's my man, that's my man!
Don't be such a jerk, bro!
Alright, payday!
Alright, alright, alright!
Alright, alright, alright!
Alright, alright, alright!
Alright, alright, alright!
Yo, watch your mouth, bro!
Watch your mouth, buddy!
Nah, bro, nah, bro!
What else, what else, what else?
Mmm, right now!
Where's this?
chat how many people are in this arena how big is this in america bro WWE is
this bigger than Counter Strike 50k
that still has to hurt though no so the strategy is to put this above your dick
And then this is trying to like get the all the cushioning, you know
Who's at more risk here Logan or speed I don't even know I feel like
Physics wise 50 50 now like a CS case
Speed at more risk what if he misses over
Look at the ref, W plus one RP bro.
What?
Like 50 rehearsals.
Alright wait, let me go live on the YouTube channel.
That is pretty fucking sick though.
Ted, I do have a question though.
Wait, like it's not like, if you're saying that this is fake, it's not like you're saying Santa Claus.
I'm not going to say nothing right now.
But listen, these guys in the crowd, bro,
they watch it as it's like a movie, right?
Like as it's a theater, right?
Like they know that this is not like on the move,
like in MMA fight, correct?
It's more about the art, right?
Or is it families with their kids and the kids are clueless?
It's fake, like when you clip farm.
We all know it's fake, but we play along.
Hard times, I never clip farm, bro.
I never clip farm, bro.
Hard times.
Bro, what are you? This guy, bro.
Chat. Nah, bro. Some people actually think that I sometimes act stupid for the clip farm.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna deny that. Why? Because I don't want you guys to think that I'm fucking stupid.
I'll take that. I'll take that you think that I'm clip farming. I'll take it.
Sometimes sure. Sometimes sure, you know.
Sometimes you're in there. The 1% is actually a clip farm.
But 99, I don't know, bro.
Alright. Are we live on the YouTube, bro? Yeah, you're on the L-Gag.
Mmm
30k illo all because of you beat road. I'm happy that you fucking took advice and
And watched me play counter strike to learn good shit. No one here. Yeah, I just started bro
I don't even know it's a public right now. I'll be good or no. I'll be good or no looking big. Thank you, bro
Goof started mark sold me Fentanyl on a pixel touched me incorrect
Sally in the chat shout out to Sally shout out to Sally. All right
mmm
W YouTube owner schnitzel brah
I chat let's spend all these stars. Okay, we don't have a lot of time
That's why this is not a massive thing, bro. I
How much CS do I play chat am I one of the SCS three months that plays a lot yay or nay, bro
People all but always conic trash at the game. I play a little bit here and there to prove that I'm not
I'm gonna I'm showing the guys that I'm fucking cracked at this game and that I deserve to be
Called the goat of premiere
Which means I don't play that much bro. I don't need to do a lot of proving
I fucking instantly always push down those allegations. Okay, which means I only collected
72 stars
If you look at your armory, how many stars do you have chat? Are you the type of person that instantly spends them yay or nay?
I used to be that person. I would have probably have right now 500
But I don't because I used to always spend spend spend and I don't play a lot bro. So these are
To me worth a lot. Why?
Because I don't play this game much, but to unbox these cases you have to play the game
So this is one of the only chances where I have an actual
Decent opening of 72 stars that took me probably a year to accumulate a year. I'm not joking, bro
I don't play this fucking game because who I love this game, but guys sometimes
All right, here we go, bro. Here we go, bro
Which ones do I open?
There is a side which shows which one is the most profitable. Do I care about that?
I'm I think I want to go for skin instead of charm. We have either
Oplong shlong aka long dog meow
We have that's the furry one. We have the AKB the monster
I love this one, bro. The golden tidbits on this AK are absolutely
Immaculate looking sexy looking sexy. I love those bro. Go live on YouTube. I think I am bro
I think I am refresh refresh and then we also have
The M4 I want to space an absolute
classic of
the Counter Strike skins scene
Which one do we go for?
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K M4
Which one which one I'm feeling fuck the oblong dog. Sorry, buddy
AK pretty fucking nice and I've seen a lot of people unbox the AK chat right now
It seems like I keep seeing people on Twitter about type one of you saw that as well
Some people get fucking back-to-back rats, even though it's supposed to be completely unlikely to do that
You're not even supposed to get one
So I'm thinking that something maybe off with the armory right now, which is why I want to do this a sap
Okay, right now boys and girls. I see a lot of twos. Let's open some of these bro. Let's open some of these boys and girls
Again, I probably play one game every week. So every single time I spend four stars
That's a week of fucking progress. Fuck me
three
two
one
AK AK AK slide in a baby
Deagle tilted not a bad shot it is the
Chalaxian it is the best it is the best blue is it not it is the best blue
Am I tilted right now that I got that?
ahhhhhh little bit
0.23 feel tested
but oh my gosh
what is the price on that
we go again
give me the fucking AKB in the monster
slide it the fucking
this is technically the gold
why because you see I have golden bits on it
gold gold gold gold gold
I'll take one deagle tilt it up my ass
but a second one is where it's not fun no more listen right here gayman no more
grace oh sorry light blues you're being nice to me kappa this is the lowest
fucking quality of this case don't you dare give me another light blue and don't
you dare let it be another bigger tilted I said it's the best light blue doesn't
mean that you have to give it to me back to back float at least factory 0.07
Absolutely fantastic. What about an AK? What about an AK? What about an AK? What about an AK?
P90 tilted. Sorry, Deagle tilted. Into a Deagle tilted, getting me tilted slowly.
Into a signalizing to me the unboxer who just got fucked three times in a row with the P90 Washme.
me aka indicating that I should get a 9 to 5 gay men don't take the piss I'm not
gonna do that bro I'm not gonna do that I'm very happy with my job I'm very
happy with my profession with my arm with the career that I'm working on right
now all right here we go give me a be in the monster bro fuck that I don't want
to wash you bro bang okay midnight paint over another another 9 to 5 are we
Take him to piss. You want me to paint your walls? I'll paint him right now. I'll butt him, paint him, GOALT!
BANG!
Who said they were glitched?
Who said they were glitched?
Are they glitching or where will you only get fucking grace?
Are they glitching or where will you only get the closest quality?
Question mark?
Who said that?
Let me try one of the other ones.
Then...
Try an M4 when I fade.
Reducer, bada bing bada bang, M4 1S fate, red!
MP5 SD, 7.5 tone.
I would take a USPS full blue gem, if you don't know this is K-Sartan on top here, you can get blue gem patterns, I can show you number 1 in a minute, I would also love the number 1 pattern on the 5-7.
Or...
An M4 on Fire has Fade, Slided in Game, and Slided in- Slided in-
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ah!
Oh, camera.
Listen, bro. Listen, listen, listen.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
What are the odds of getting a red?
What are the odds of-
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Scrape that question!
What are the odds of getting anything other than a fucking light blue?
50-50.
Hmm.
Then why is it not working? Then how am I going fucking five in a row great fine, okay six in a row
Farmer's half-sleeve this is the ugliest skin that I've ever seen I didn't even know that the skin existed
Because it this skin does not matter
This skin does not matter the creator
Created something that nobody cares about you spend your time on something that nobody wants
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate looking up.
I hope Nintendo sues your ass.
Send me a fucking rat my way.
Now! Okay.
I'm gonna do a charm.
I'm gonna do a fucking charm.
What's the best one?
Putain buddy.
Putain booty.
Oh wait.
I want this one red red red red
Do light blows exist or no? All right guys
I've gotten the least valuable thing
Ten times in a row
Ten what are the odds of that?
Speak to me. Speak to me like I'm 5, bro. Explain to me like I'm fucking playing Minecraft.
I'm opening a terminal to calm down. I forgot that I had these, bro. I forgot that I had these.
My fucking inventory is like a Wunder Tutor. If you know the word, you know.
Goal! 9. Sided in Bobby. Oh my gosh, this feels nice. It feels like I went from one game to another, bro.
This is variety gaming right here. Bro, this is why Counter Strike is the god, bro.
I guess the God, bro. You can literally go from playing an inferno to opening a
terminal to opening a rover case to opening a fucking armor repass. This
shit is fucking good. This is like Roblox. So many different game modes. Good,
good, good. Zack! 0.96 reverse 69 attack, bro. One of my favorite positions.
Alright, boom. I need to put the sound board louder, I think. The boom sound.
It's not really booming right now. Type one if you agree. Let me put that shit up too.
Shit like this or even louder.
This is 67% like this or like this.
Silent now a lot of moths and be honest. You know how often I use that shit.
Loud is better. Okay, I'll put it at 6-7%.
percent that's loud I'm thinking even doesn't work yes it does I here we go
one more fucking terminal brown sorry gold gold gold gold I'm not gonna abuse
it though slide in the gold Bobby do it right now for us do it for us chat how
we doing today why you laughing bro did you get trained like a dog to laugh at
the boom summer come on gold gold gold gold gold
suck super stick that's your super super super super super super super
okay that's only blues in a row once again once again I went from armory to
terminals asking for help no help anything but a blue have I seen any
color other than blue why am I colorblind where do you go to the gym bro I
need that gym as well Machi bro I am the type of guy that gate keeps brah I'm
sorry because the progress that I did is only possible with the with the
exercises that I do and I don't want to give my source to everybody bro if
If everybody looks like me, I have much higher competition on the market, you know what I mean?
So, I'm sorry bro. This is something I do have to get keep.
Maybe I will sell my training plan at some point.
But it won't be cheap. But it won't be cheap. Alright, that's for sure.
Slide it in gold right now.
He's a Baba professional liar. What? No?
He's just a Baba, I think. Goal, goal, goal. Slide it in. Bobby, come on.
Bang! Bar ride!
Another blue by the way, I think that I think that 30 in a row
W right how you saw what is a rat's are?
You bought 2335 reporting for duty welcome to the stream my friend
deny
Where the prime bots bro where the prime bots? Can we get some primes in this bitch bro?
Hey Google, which prime to own a pixel hold on suck
Yo
Guys, this is why I don't open the shit no more
Am I taking the piss I've not seen any color am I right around right around you mr. Mk
Thank you for the church prime bro and also mr. Doggy dog. Thank for the church from and go low the duck
Thank you actually we thank you alter Abdul Mila. Thank you for the church. I'm I just got asked for the water
What the fuck mr. Becksu. Thank you, bro. Mr. Lingenberry. Thank you. Mr. Tings. Thank you, bro
And mr. M and mnx
X saying primebot here, think for the 11 months which I'm usually in. Thank you.
Heineken, thank you. Oh my god.
Ah, here we go.
Uh, Chad, looking at these rats I want to do a trade up.
But I don't think I have enough. I don't think I have enough.
Sally, do I have enough pings for a trade up? Yeah, you're not okay.
Uh, 18 minutes left on this bitch. What is this?
Is this a gold that I forgot about? It's a pink that I forgot about.
Suka blert I don't even have money 185 are you streaming the tournament 9 nope
I've beef with the tournament right now no I don't but we do have to figure
some things out I'm back to fucking Armory bro fuck they shit boys and
We're gonna do in round about 60 60 to 70 minutes JL 1v60 prop hunt for the first time
We put a professional in a prop hunt challenge 1v60 and we also improved aka Poland improved
I didn't do shit W Poland to my death. He's the death. I think he's from Poland
He made it so when we spectate the individual hunting for props on mirage, which is gonna be JL
we can see if we want to at all times where those props are hiding so we're
not going to be clueless spectating we can give them a little bit in so we can
see if he's being stupid or not yeah it should work and we can also talk with
the people close by which also didn't work the last time so yeah W. Poland for
cooking that up bro improved the the mot a lot a lot no hints so why are you
to mad at me when I give those hints bro I swear it makes it better bro like
what do you like what this is not playing for a thousand bucks bro what
do you mean bro said if there's a prop right in front of him any any walks by
and you will never check it again do I say yo bro maybe check one more time
behind you yay or nay because in my opinion yes it's just sure bro this
I wins but it's it's nicer of jealous than like what how am I so stupid blah blah blah blah
You smell me like bro. They're not playing for a milli bro. Like what the fuck are we try harding in?
mmm
And also so they can get back to what they want to do, you know if you die you can leave the server
If you they just have to wait there for 20 minutes. That's ass call me nuts
Motts, what do you think bro? I'm just gonna listen to the motts and long subs
Hey to win. Ah here we go.
Um...
All of them fucked me.
Chat, I've only seen blues.
Ah, serious. I'm not going to listen to your ass, bro.
You keep rage baiting me everywhere on all platforms, bro.
Oh hell no.
Except us. What do you think, bro?
Um...
I think giving hints was fine. I think it's better.
Low key.
Hints, but 30% less.
Okay, okay. I will only give little.
Little hinty. Little hinty.
Alright.
boys and girls we got fucked by Bobby we got fucked by the sport in field
collection not sure why I love sports and fields overpass fuck you fuck over
pass fuck this AK fuck this monster bro which means we gotta go back to the one
thing that we forgot about the thing that stood in the rain for a whole hour
The long dog long dog I owe you an apology
Come home, please
Come home, please
Come home, please home is my inventory bang
Do that again give me one more blue see what happens, bro
I'll press a button on my stream again. You know exactly what that shit does bro long dog
Sit
gold gold gold long dog how did that feel how did that feel come on into my
inventory okay only blues
This guy is 43 by the way, I'm not 43. Oh my gosh. Chat by the way, next week, if, if,
I don't know if he has time. Chat, does Cajal have time next week? Somebody check his schedule,
Next week, Cajal and I, or the week after, whenever he has time, I'm done.
KaosMod Minecraft.
Us, Co-op, having completed chat, every 30 seconds can vote on a new thing that happens in our game.
If you have seen this mod before, it is absolute cinema.
We're trying to look into how to make it work right now on Co-op.
So both chats can participate maybe with a chat chat. I don't know that should be very very fun
Okay, should be a banger should be a banger
reply to discord then
Sorry Dima wait
Actually have a custom one what?
But Dima is it better than the other one PSP linked me this one. He says the entropy is the best one
Chet, Entropy is the best one, no? I don't know.
Dima, no way you made a better one. That will be insane.
I need the air-cube in the monster bro. I need the monster under my bed!
I along with the voices!
Kader says, any day. What?
What if it's a tournament going on? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet.
He said, next week, any day? Hold on a second.
oh my gosh oh my gosh and I asked my coder he said it's fun like on Wednesday
like we can already do it so like Wednesday Thursday Friday whatever
works works what does Dima say oh my gosh yeah that's it I'm actually hide
for that bro minecraft is always a vibe Kajal is always a vibe minecraft with
Kajal is always shit that's that's maximum vibe we have a custom one me and
PSP played it.
What?
Dima, are you tweaking?
Are you sure you're not just talking about this one?
The, this one.
PSP told me he played this one.
What?
Nine!
This guy's trying to sell me hacks.
Oh my God, I don't cheat, Muda.
Let me see what he typed
Yeah, I sent him a link. I was like look what you started. Do I click this on stream?
I mean yeah, I'll see think we're doing something sus. Look I sent him this bro. I saw this on Twitter. Oh
gosh
Spoil drop some crazy leaks
And gives us final take on mood as a cheating allegations
30% of everyone in pro league have cheated at one point and they got all they got fucking accounts banned
But ain't nobody gets a fuck about that. So like what's the point bro?
Ubisoft's just got to fix and get a better anti-cheat bro. I'm gonna keep it straight with y'all, bro
Ubisoft's just get a better anti-cheat bro
Everyone is cheating your favorite pro players are cheating in this game like so what at this point you've got to get better at that
Yeah, I'm gonna keep it a buck
I'm gonna keep it a buck
some people say that's the same in CS no I remember when I was co-streaming a
random tournament with Cadian in the call heroic Cadian
Astralis Cadian all the sudden he says yeah I used to cheat at 1.6 to like learn
lineups like I was using wall heck and the whole job was like question my
question like is he gonna get in trouble and apparently like every pro did it
back in the day to learn again which is bad right like if we say it like that
it kind of sounds like we're normalizing it but that's apparently the the the
facts I don't know like almost every pro apparently cheated back on 1.6 to like
learn I'm gonna keep it up but I don't know that's okay to explain it but I and
no sport one of the most respected our six guys know like goats I don't know if
he's cheating do I care for cheating not really but sport said he didn't do it
himself right he's just said that that is very common do I still sleep good at
night yeah really concerned me if he's cheating then so be it if it's not
cheating I mean shit he's got a hell of a motion to it that's my take on it bro
that's point
that's my take on it bro I ain't gonna race my quarters away every day
who's cheating
who's
bikini
ah sorry sorry sorry Shazer no bro now I'm gonna get clipped
oh my gosh
cheater
bro
what is going on this guy's cheating his ass off
no
that's not me
okay
I mean, cheating is bad, but...
I'm gonna be honest.
That's not me.
Like, it doesn't look like Muda cheated like six years ago,
which is terrible, but...
I'll be cheating right now, coming out, so...
Other than Rust, which is fucking...
Like, Muda, you fucking piece of shit, bro.
If I was a Rust man, I would unfollow right now, bro.
You got motion, that's what I'm saying.
If you had cheated in CS six months ago, bro,
you're like, we would be done.
Yeah, bro.
That's pretty much my take on it, bro.
odd odd odd odd odd odd odd odd odd odd odd
Sliding in fucking red, bro
Sliding in red. You cheated in Geogasa this week
On a modern environment against your friend
What are you talking about, bro?
I remember when I was doing a CS challenge, bro
When I was doing me with wallhack against five fucking
Silvers. Who remembers that stream, bro?
People were in my DMs like
You're discussing individual advertising cheats
It was a modern environment bro!
What the fuck are we saying bro?
That's like giving someone a thousand HP doing shit like that
No? I mean, I don't know
It did kinda look cheating, make fun
Like, Smuya was saying, yo bro this shit is fun
Which was a bad thing to say, not gonna lie about
Oh man, if you know it
Like some people were really mad
And I didn't even look at that angle
You used x-ray for diamonds and minecraft
Yeah, when I was fucking a kid bro
Bro, where are you a post post post don't clip it when I was a kid bro when I was a kid, bro
Oh my god, yo, bro. Yo, okay, bro. Fuck you guys. All right, bro gg gg sliding a fucking rubble
How my staffs already gone?
I've no got nothing
Only blues
Did the text just say gold, the lyrics?
Let's make that happen bro!
Oh fuck!
Bobby, please, can I rely on you?
Let me slide in your arms, bro!
Come on, give me a hug, bro!
Come on, throw me a ball!
A purple, a pink, a rat!
I only want the gold though, but come on, man!
What is this shit?
Fuck!
All right!
Dona is playing Roblox.
Wait, Chad.
Chad, I really want to do a lobby in...
What is the drawing game called?
I want to do it with Dona, Fury and Moxie, bro.
Let me see if Fury is around.
If Fury is around, then we maybe hop in before the JL Challenge into a Gothic phone.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, you around for Gartek?
All right, Ben.
But we need at least Dona and Fury to be here.
Chad, how many people can you do it with?
Like is it recommended with it's for good or like five
You have guns so ass bro chill bro today's bad hair day bro after go mama same as your age
What 27 people gold gold gold?
Superb
Wait, so how many people
Six to seven all right wait Chad who remembers the six seven speed challenge, bro. I
Have to check something in a second cold cold cold cold cold cold. Let me slide in a gold first Bobby
Let me slide in a gold first. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. It's a cute little slot. All right Chad
Six seven speed what is it? What's the website six seven speed?
this one chat bang I want to see the leaderboard bang streamer leaderboard
Jason the we have second shite wait Jason on top guys I don't know if I can do
it again bro like the first time was already like hell no bro like too many
people saw that shit who's number one on the leaderboard leaderboard all right
is this mooda chat what are we talking about 999 what if I told you chat that
I contacted this guy. I want to see how he did it. I think he added me on this
card. Let me see if he's available right now. I want to see how he did it. I want
to do it as well. This is apparently the goat of six seven. Where is he? Here. Yo
yo yo. Give me your discord if you want to yep for a minute. Yo owner pixel. Wait
He didn't give me a discord.
Unemployment final boss.
What are you talking about bro?
This guy has the word record right now.
No.
He's maybe American.
Fuck.
What is his discord?
Maybe AX?
Let me see if he added me.
I don't see it.
Nine.
Nine!
Blind interview.
What?
Rolex?
Who is this guy?
This guy?
No post about 6'7", probably not.
May a man who is not sure of me never find me again
what?
Shise bro
Man this guy is not around bro. He's probably six sevening right now. Shise
I mean a it's it's I don't know bro if I try to reach out to Lebron it is what it is, you know
Motz remind me to check back on this guy bro remind me to check back on this guy
All right, slide in a fucking gold baby slide in a fucking gold. You can never beat him. Yes, I can bro
Yes, I can. Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
Ex-engine this call he said how do you know?
Who are you?
Are you just making shit up are you in a call with him?
What do you mean bro you didn't message back about it I'm a boss
Snatch up. Alright. So what's this discord name, bro?
So I can add him back. I have a lot of AXs who added. I don't know who it is
Deny sliding a fucking go go to the gym owner six seven
Bro little less, you know, I just came from the gym, bro
I just came from the gym never let them know your next move chat never never let them know your mic next move, bro
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, go go
Why are we doing a golden kappa check?
Slime in the gold, suck.
Bara.
Bro, this game is pissing me off.
Chat one stream then I also wanna do soon.
I had today a video on my homepage on YouTube.
Who has heard of...
Minecraft...
Hoplite.
BOOM!
It's something where a hundred people get dropped on a map and it's like...
Survival but PvP.
It seems really really really nice.
I don't know what we can do in it and I think it also has proximity chat, correct me if I'm wrong, right?
Which is fucking peak.
I saw Joe Bartolosi doing like a challenge in it, like 3v99 with like two pros.
I for sure want to do some shit in that soon chat, very very soon.
Yehuneo gave all blood.
It's basically rust.
I should contact Muda then, no for that.
All right, all right, all right, what else, what else, what else?
Wait, he said he has Minecraft cheats on deck as well.
How much Muda, how much?
All right, all right, let me see, let me see, guys.
Let's check the red a real quick, bro.
Let's check the red a real quick, bro, the redinho.
Oh my God, I was scared that top post is going to be the incident 2.0.
Yo, bro, don't you want to donate that to charity incident if you know, you know, oh my gosh
All right, um, I finally got my dream gloves finally a goal. I've worked for the longest time seeing it become reality feels unreal
Ooh
knocked
Are those knocked except I stop aggurring for no reason bro. Don't do that shit, bro
Like what are you trying to use a filler word word, bro? Don't just aggur. I don't like that
Really happy that I grabbed some T1 double snake or quilts for my gold gems. Mott's delete this fucking post
Chat who remembers when I unboxed I'm pretty sure it's exclamation by gold. Oh, no. Oh, no
Bro who remembers this
I'm actually getting sad I need to I need to quit before I crash out
I'm almost there, I'm about to crash out, but then, gold gold gold.
I haven't seen a single rat today, not one, not one.
That's how we never give up, 900 euros.
It is a scam, but it is the China ones, it is the China gloves.
Really good pattern.
Left hand Illuminati, right hand centered snake, if you remember.
I was on the server checking out these gloves.
I didn't buy these gloves that day.
Why?
Because I didn't have 900 euros on my fucking steam account.
Boys and girls, this guy right there, never bought these gloves.
You have three days to buy gloves right here.
Countdown.
Three whole days.
I went next day on a regional site.
The day after that, I went for Batman.
All of a sudden, Sally texts me next day,
Oh, bro, accept those gloves. By the way, I look at my phone. I'm outside laying in grass
I'm like, what the fuck I get home. I try to look for this. It's gone
The cold gloves are gone
Chats, I forgot to accept these. I am not joking. I'm not joking
That's why fuck you
Fuck you. Fuck your gloves really sad that you got this bro. I hope you got scammed
One defended a blatant habitual liar and an R6 cheater
Suka bliat
As many comments as up votes. That's a good sign. Just fell to my knees and won't
Oh my god, you see this for the unemployed you guys, I don't want to open another can bro like I've watched
Bro
If you want to dig deep on that it's on the redhead go ahead my new combo WRL
I said what I wanted to say terrible that he cheated
Terrible everybody that cheats nobody should cheat. I don't like cheating fuck all cheaters
Fuck mood up for cheating and rust six months ago
Do I think he cheats and our six what he's being getting the heat for nine? Do I think he cheats and Valo nine?
Do I think he's the go-to gaming like me?
not like me but he's decent what else my new combo WL also chat where you're all
joking when I asked what's worse cheating in in game or IRL I was checking
some YouTube comments on like a shark and people were saying this chat cannot
be real once a cheater always a cheater bro ain't gonna lie I mean of course like
that's why he cheated on rustic and I don't think he cheats like an hour six
No way you think it's an R6 bro, Fury.
Chat, cheating IRL is a thousand times worse. Do we have no life? What are we talking about bro?
What are we, like, what do we know? What do you mean, buddy? What do you mean bro?
You ruin a person's life potentially bro. Like they can never trust a person again.
Like, what are you talking about bro? Like breaking a bond like that.
Cheating on some random fucking people that you find a matchmaking bro. Yeah, it's terrible. It's you shouldn't bro
Like what are you weird? You're trying to be the guy, bro, even though you're not it's weird, bro
Like it's it's it's cringe, but it's not the same bro. What are we talking about?
Yes, but in game you ruin five people. All right
I mean wait hold on a second you ruin ten people's is live
Oh
Muda worse than Sakuno
Oh my gosh, okay
In game as far as say who I lie here. You're being that ass
That's no way. No. Oh my gosh. Am I crazy?
Am I crazy, bro? I'm a gamer
I don't even have a full like social life like that, bro
But it has to be worse shit that has to be worse cheating IRL
That's no way. Wait, Fury, are you available or no?
Oh, he said, Fury, quick Arctic phone with...
I have a wife. What do you mean by that?
No, no, no, no, I don't mean available like that.
What though? Let me know when you are.
But are you available to game?
Are you available to game?
Without cheats. Without cheats today.
We're playing on stream, Fury, not off stream.
Let me know bro. Let me know bro.
In like 10 minutes I will be hella long.
Wobbun- wait what?
CSGO hacks.
What the fuck is this?
Related communities. How is this related? They want to pixel-raden and cheat.
What the fuck?
Chat on everything I don't even look at subs like this bro.
You can see my recent subs that I looked at.
Where is it?
Will I need something here? Hopefully not. Oh God. Last visited.
On a pixel? Wait, wait, wait.
Well, I'm actually scared. One time a German streamer...
It showed up r slash deep throat.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Night rain, my goat! I did a little goon into night rain.
Ooh, nothing else. W.
Ah, what else?
What else? What else? What else?
Urban Rubble 9-11. Okay. WL. I really like these garden gloves. I know the consensus is that most people don't. I love those, bro. Those are cute. Those are cute. I'm not gonna lie. Those are really, really cute.
Minus 100, mental health, season progress, 125 wins, what the fuck, how many do I have?
Chad, fuck this game bro.
Now the e-sport is fading away as well bro, with those new dumbass rules bro.
Which is fine, it's that fucking thing right?
But, I don't know man.
What is this shit, bro? What is this shit, bro? Oh my gosh. This is a joke at this point.
They're just making fun of us. This is cheetah like mood. I want community member who receives
who reviews reported players and delivers verdicts overwatch. This person is an admin
Trust rating 39% KD6
Is this person legit?
160 A.R.
How is this a mod?
What the fuck?
Legit or no?
Help, Drake or Stonema Raccoon?
Oh no, if you know, you know.
Genesis Grove or Gansil or Thingyione?
Probably not, right?
3-in-1.
Blue Gem.
Gold.
Silver eboni
What am I looking at dragon priests pre-texture se interesting?
32% chance of profit trade up
Trade-ups they give me horny. I'm not even joking
Bro chat we need to grind some more trade-ups type one if you agree. I haven't done them in a bit
What did he trade up for? He didn't even show the food, right? Did he show the food? No, he didn't.
What could this be? Is it a gold trade up or no? We can't tell. Could be a caramba, still could be an M9.
Carambe
WHAAAA
Oh my gosh
Chirralloft trade-ups for I'm not even joking
Play Rust, I've never played Rust
Daigo, you want this?
Yeah, what is it?
It's uh...
It's one of the rarest bayonet ultraviolet
Yo, what the hell?
This is the equivalent to
buying late at night the discounted roses at the gas station
what do you mean by an ultraviolet? this shit is field dancer bro, if even
it's probably a favorite color maybe? yeah yeah you can have it
this is the ugliest knife, super rare
One week trailer glow. Oh my god, bro
Dog shit ultra dog shit plus five bucks. Oh my gosh
Yeah, yo true actually kind of yeah
Oh, she's happy
Wait hold on a second wait wait is a thousand oh wait
Yeah, what do you mean?
Alright, alright, alright.
Oh my gosh.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
WX, bro.
WX.
Um...
Chad, anything else?
Yay or nay, bro.
Do you have another?
Oh, I have nine stars.
Chad, what is the highest odds of us getting a red, bro?
One, two, or three?
One, two, three.
Fast.
Fuck this game.
Fuck Bobby.
Fuck the armory pass.
Fuck Gaben.
Why does everyone say recently that I look like Gaben, bro?
I do take that as a compliment though.
Number three, okay.
M5 on his face, slather them baby.
I literally have only gotten blues.
Last one.
Are we taking the piss?
Not one thing. That's not blue
Buzzer da barra barra bro, this is pissing me off bro do trade-ups. I don't know if I have I don't know if I have
Do I still have rats on my alt account chat who knows my secret alt account where I used to sell cheats on
Offer a trade, please tell me I have this public. Oh my
9!
Sally, do I still have shit on there or no?
I bought 30,000 worth of rats, but I think I may have used them all.
High-vives, Habibi, how are you doing?
Let me try to log into that shit, Chat.
Let me try to log into that shit.
Wait, I don't know if I can. Oh, no.
Wait!
I don't know which phone is connected to.
Please tell me I have it ready. Oh, I have
Wait, I have three accounts. What the fuck is this one?
Sally, why did I make a third account?
Do you remember?
All right, I'm in I
Mean I mean I mean I mean I mean
Say you have a third account. I was for it was for something that I remember what ah
Because I want to play games off stream
5-7-1 5-7-1 what do you mean booty oh booty the one that you told me about no
I don't know if that's the one though that is 6-7 in its name and that was before the mean
What?
Oh my God!
Holy Max win!
What the fuck?
I forgot that I had this many reks left.
I thought I did them all.
Oh!
Nine is only one page.
I thought it was all the way.
That's still good.
That's still good though.
still good though I thought it was nothing five rats equals one knife oh what's
my storage
ah shite
no rats right just some investments
oh oh oh oh oh oh
Chet, do we do a trade up right now?
Do we do a trade up right now?
Oh my gosh, baby.
Wait, I need to put...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yes, please, only.
Wait, Fury, we need to play the game.
Fury, what about Garctic Phone, bro?
Chet, Garctic Phone with my friends or trade up?
chat friendship or gambling oh my gosh fuck that game
oh my gosh wait I have to do one thing
I'll do a try it up chat I'll do a try it up
but we're not gonna get a twist it I think one try it up and then we go into
Gothic phone
and then we go into 1v60 prop up with jail WL
right I thought I have no rats on this I'm not even joking
This is a fucking max when the looks there looks
All right suck let me see if moxies available for garlic
Yo yo yo yo garlic phone in 20 dish
All right suck
And let me ask dona
Yo, yo, yo, garlic in 20 ish chat. Do I have to download that game? Or is it them or is it in?
On the web I can't think
Most of you changed the title already or no, let's see if my months ahead of the game
It's a bowser game. Okay, W
That's great. That's great title check
buzzer top up all right
dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
Sally this change on YouTube course you on the bus seeinsky on your Boussy
what the fuck are you saying anymore Sally
we do a tragedy title isn't changed that's gonna be your
wage this month cutting half right there bro and I have to zap you after the
stream
oh Hell no bro oh hell no bro you had a 5 second window to already change the
title but we didn't
but we didn't. What is happening to the motteam the motteam that I hired
Nah, bro.
Kayamut.
Who's that?
All right, here we go.
Chat.
What skins do we have?
We have A.K. Nightwish.
Sally, for real, please change on YouTube, of course.
This is for Dream of the Nightmare A.K. Butterfly Emeralds.
A.K. Empress Spectrum 2 Collection, which is Butterfly
Sapphire, if I'm not mistaken.
I wish I could.
Sally, you can't change on YouTube?
Say voila.
How'd I give you perms?
Wait who keeps changing the title then on YouTube. Oh my god, someone ever changed. Is that iPad?
All right, um
Thank you, Danny
This one is butterfly sapphire. What else do we have? M4-1s? Kroma collection? Karambat sapphire. I
Haven't done these in a bit, bro. Remember I paid 30k euros for fucking trade-ups. We're out of my own fucking pocket, bro
actual fucking GG actual GG minus 30k down the drain literally um hyper beast
again coma boys and girls I want to hunt for a karambit sapphire slash an
M9 sapphire okay fuck the butterfly fuck the fucking Nightwish collection fuck
that shit bro I'm gonna go coma how much are these skins by the way how much is
that M4 right there. Just so you guys get an idea of this shit, bro.
Ooh, only 150? Wait, what? Okay. 150 times 4. 150 times 4. I don't know what that is.
Like 700. Here we go. One M4, one S. Into another M4, one S. Into chat. What are the odds if I put one filler in the middle?
What are the odds if I put one filler into the middle that it hits the fucking filler?
I've done the shit before and hit it.
It's 20% that it hits it.
How unlikely do I have to be if it will hit the 20% again?
It won't happen bro.
I'm gonna go to Kormas
One dreams and I man the fucking middle go fuck yourself dreams and I'm a collection
I only put you inside of this straight up because you're a little bit cheaper this AK is a hundred compared to 150
Okay, I don't want you. I don't want your fucking
Butterfly emeralds. I don't care about that shit. I want a butterfly. Sorry. I want the carambit on M9 sapphire nothing else or ruby
next
We surrounded with fucking Kormas boys and girls
We're looking at six hundred seven hundred dollars literally round about in one click type on if you're ready
I will whip out my edge play this right now. So when the right fucking mood and
Then it's time to enter the edge so boys and girls actually no fury
It's time
Come on
It's time to edge of boys and girls haven't actually in a bit actually yesterday
Here we go
I'm gonna clear the console and I'm gonna make sure that no one
can leak our outcome some hackers know what we get based on the error message
fuck those guys let me see donna oh you can play one round on our okay let's do
one round then okay one round in like 15 minutes 10 minutes
All right
after the straight up
Here we go boys and girls
Carambeid Emma a carambeid sapphire M9 sapphire
We've already unboxed the butterfly sapphire against all odds. We received the max win from the spectrum collection now
We're going for the Cormac collection
Gaben you have fucked me on my main account with 20 blues in a row
Now I want the blue on the alt account
but a blue in the sense of not a bright water, not a rust code low float, but a mother sucking sapphire.
I open up my console and make the box as small as possible while being as big as possible to not leak anything.
Three, two, one.
There it is.
Under here could be an M9 sapphire or a fucking karambit sapphire.
Let's undress it. Bit by bit pixel by pixel. Once we see a color, we probably know which
finish it's going to be. Once we see the tip, we probably know which night it's going
to be. All we have to do is connect the clues to figure out what is under here. Okay. I'm
going to make the box as small as possible, hold my hand. I've hatched before many, many
times. Okay. This is just another edge for me. I know this could be your first time.
me with how I move my mouse right now. Okay. Trust me with how I move my mouse. Let's just
enjoy this. Here we go. The box is as tiny as possible, as petite as possible. And check
this out. What I'm going to do next, let's go from top to bottom. Okay. Don't be scared.
That's the one thing. Act angry. Make the knife scared. That's right under here. It's
already determined. Anyways, you can't change the outcome, bro. The pixels under the screen
Unless Valve is watching they maybe can do a little switcheroo. I have my account on private valve if you're watching
I wouldn't have none so far here we go
Slowly but surely give us a fucking tip. I will tell you the tip areas in a second
Okay, I will tell you the tip areas in a second right now could be a bowie knife
Can there be a bowie knife in the coma collection?
I don't know I'm
Washed I'm washed like the P90 wash me please that unbox five times in a row aka. It's a blue
Here we go
No tip right now. We don't want the tip
We don't want the tip bro. This is not America right now. Don't you dare fucking tip us, bro?
Keep your fucking 20% bro and buy something nice
Show us a tip much later throughout the day
a.k.a. And ETA five seconds. I want to see a tip in five seconds four
Three in the middle of the text. I think it's M9 right. I am a little bit washed. I'm not gonna lie
Karambit all the way down here. M9 all the way around about here if I'm not
mistaking. Slowly but surely we want to see a tip. Come on.
Wait a second.
If you don't see it right now, I can tell you that there is a tip currently
in rotation. We are not even at the middle text and the tip is already oozing out on
top. I don't know if that's the M9 area, guys. I thought the M9 would be a little bit
deeper than this, which got me worried. I'm going to go lower. Again, we can't change
the outcome anyways. I'm going to go slightly lower. Also, what is the color? I can't make
it out yet looks greenish to me I need it to be blue oh call me nuts that looks
like a fucking rust code wait oh is it rats like a ruby maybe please be rats
and not fucking shit staying brown I'm gonna go lower it's automatic possible
in this please no bro please be a ruby somehow that's red that's red not fucking brown is it
show yourself wait a second
shut up i've gotten a fucking saffa before and it felt completely illegitimate until i fully
undressed it. That looks more like a Doppler than an Autotronic. Call me nuts. I'm seeing
a purple tint AK black pull. I'm seeing a pink tint AK phase two. Maybe the light makes
it in a way where it could still be a ruby. I don't know. I just don't want an Autotonic.
Some people are saying Autotonic. M9 phase two is a fucking great outcome. Come on. Just
Please be an M9. It looks like an M9. And it looks like a Doppler!
Ha ha ha!
Don't be an autotronic last second.
I'm gonna go lower. I'm gonna go lower.
That's a lot.
That's a lot. Next rotation, we may know what it is.
That's M9 phase 2, is it not?
Ho!
That's gotta be profit if it is no
OG Doppler gonna go lower gonna go lower
People are saying fate it can't be a
fate guys fate is not in the coma
collection right yeah it's not that's
gotta be is it Ruby no no no it's not
It's not it's not is it? No, it's not
Is that I don't know in some lighting it looks kind of weird. I think that's a face to boys and girls
Is that an M9
Chet I'm a little bit wash when it comes to edging. I have an edge in a bit this this direction the it looks a little bit high. Oh
I
Need to see the teeth and the whole there has to be a hole right here for them nine
We've all seen it show us your hole if you are an M9
How will how will how will how will that's a fucking face to is it not how will how will could it be a normal nine?
Oh
Should be happy about this listen to me chat this could have been this could have been if you realize shed
one out of ten dot plus our
Fucking Ruby sapphire bro
this could have been our sapphire 9 but I shouldn't be mad about this bro I
shouldn't be mad about this I think that's profetino bro I think that's
profetino booty this is good no this is like top through top four outcomes
bro top four outcomes
That's a phase 2. How much? How much? How much? How much? How much?
If it's above 1k euros then absolute max win.
Oh my god why do I have 7k?
What? Too many requests?
Oh brother.
3 to 1. Bang!
That was a 700 600 euro trade-up that's double which means it was basically free
wait i took my friend gathik phone fuck me in the ass
ah sucka blyat no don't know i'm lowkey busy
what is she doing right now please tell me she's in the matchmaking game
What's she doing?
I can ship the link.
What the fuck is she doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go guys, let's go.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh no, come on.
Where do you have to go so bad?
I meet up with my sister.
I don't want to let her wait, but after I should call her.
Am I the sister?
She's not.
She'll be like.
Wait, what?
Wait, no guard tech?
All right, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
I mean, you have one more trade up.
Come on.
Come on.
All right, here we go.
Lisandra, yo, stop, stop.
Yo bro, no more proud of someone.
Huh?
Are those real raids?
Ledivin and Vontax both with the raid.
Are those clankers?
Could be a clanker raid.
Yo, if you guys are real, real sentient beings,
then I appreciate that, bro.
Then I appreciate that.
Hearts in the fucking chat.
Hearts in the fucking chat.
All right, here we go.
Hope you enjoyed your stream, guys.
Um, boys and girls, we have to do one more.
Why? Because it was technically free.
Do we do another one?
Yay or nay or gay?
Yay or nay?
Do it.
Ray click.
Ooh, I know what you mean.
Hmm.
I think I just ran it back like we did, bro.
Why?
Because it fucking worked, bro.
We turned 600 into fucking 1.2 K.
Don't do it at home.
Here we go.
Here we go.
It's not in a fucking gold once again make it an M9 Sapphire this time
I want the fucking M9 Doppler back to back and make it a fucking Sapphire one in ten chances every Doppler that you go to fucking
Sapphire we just got a Doppler make that shit happen even if it's a ruby
I'm fucking happy carambit ruby or M9 fucking sapphire
Sorry for switching songs the whole time. I'm a little bit ADHD right now. I don't know what I want to listen to
All right, we go
It's a very good song though as part of my playlist. I believe in him. Here we go three
2, 1, M9, Safia!
Boys and girls, we're entering the edge zone once again.
Hold my hand, now you know that it's safe to edge together, okay?
I'm not going to make no mistakes, I'm not going to press by accident and escape
and we're all going to ruin the edges, it's not going to happen, right?
Never done that, I take the precaution that I have to, okay?
Okay, 1G with the rate.
1G!
That's a fucking shit.
Yo, 1G, 1G, I'll hop into the microcosm of soon, bro.
That shit seemed peak when you played it.
That's a fucking shit for PSP, bro.
I hope you enjoyed your stream.
Let's get it, let's go, bro.
Alright, thank you for that rate.
We're fucking undressing in edge right now.
We already got M9 Doppler phase two.
Could've been a Zafir, we're going for the Zafir. Here we go.
All right, I'm gonna make the box as petite as possible once again. We've done it before boys and girls
Type one if you trust the process here. We go. Let's start on dressing keep in mind
We put in something that we want something that we want something that we don't want something ever want something
We want 20% chance that we get something that is absolute utter garbage from the dreams and I'm a collection. Okay?
It could be a butterfly
Emerald which is nice, but all the rest nine bro. Here we go. Just be another M9 sapphire, please gonna go slow down
Slanted it, baby
Do not show us a tip we now know the range the spectrum
The root in which the M9 sapphire is roaming around it is right above the middle of the text here we go
Show us a tip. Not yet, but in ETA 10 seconds. I'm talking like a NASA operator. This is
more important than the moon landing. I am not joking. Gaben, please pay attention to
this. Middle of the text. I need you to tip me. Tip me at the middle of the text. Not
yet. Not yet. Don't do it preemptively. Please don't do this, bro. Now slowly start tipping
me gay man slide it into my inventory slowly but surely come on come to poppy
please gay man where's your tip gay man nine maybe on rotation
shizer all right listen guys listen listen listen we got bad news and we
got good news the bad news is M9 sapphire is out of the race the good
uses the carambit is lingering down here could be a carambit fucking sapphire
bro come on g come on g but plucks I don't think it can be guys we have 80 I
mean it can be from general mass but 80% chance which is the most likely
collection is that it's gonna be something like an og knife a gut knife a
flip knife a carambit an M9 and so on maybe a bayonet here we go but plucks
very unlikely guys not gonna happen here we go just be a carambit down below
bro be a carambit down below be a carambit down below do not tip us don't
shoot that tip us bro don't you dare tip us Gabe and I know in America there's
tipping culture fuck that culture do not tip me
We got two bad news not just one
Which one do you want to get first the bad news or the bad news
Waiting for rotation for this piece of shit to fucking pull up
This is why we should have stopped and played garlic form with our friends
Show yourself you little piece of shit show yourself fully, please there we go
alright so we have bad news and we have bad news the bad news are is that this
is a fucking gut knife or some bullshit and the bad news are it looks like it's
a fucking rascal or some fucking bullshit I don't see blue like in sapphire
I don't see red like in ruby bro
Skeleton it cannot be skeleton I think here we go
Just don't fuck me too hard at least be a gut knife ruby or something
Oh, no, don't hook me the gut knife has a hook right here. Don't hook me. Don't hook me. Oh, no, don't be fat as fuck
No, no
Blackpool!
Why is it another Doppler?
It's another Doppler.
I'm actually getting ridiculously lucky,
but it's the wrong fucking knife.
It's back to back phase two, is it not?
It's either Blackpool or phase two, or maybe phase one.
Oh my gosh, but on a god knife.
Nine.
It's hooking us.
Oh my god face to back to back
That's face to know
Yo, yo
Nelson are you high on crack bro? Why are you saying stiletto bro with one L? Oh my gosh. Oh
My gosh
Are you on a fucking woman a delay?
Don't ask me if that's profit Nelson. I'm gonna crash out. What are the odds of this shit?
Back to back face twos. What?
Make that make sense, bro. Oh
Is it trying to speak to us shut it's the next one gonna be a carambit fucking face though
Each of these trade-ups was how much?
Six to seven hundred bucks. Let's say 650 650 plus 650
I'm pretty sure that's 1,300 the M9 that we got is worth
1,200 the gut knife that we got is worth 100
We were looking at a massive profit after only doing one trade-up
Why did we get greedy and do a fucking another one who told me to do a fucking another one?
Who told me to do a fucking another one?
Why didn't we just stop
Why didn't we just stop are we stupid
We'll break even bro and you ruin donors as plans how she was playing roblox
Yo, yo, yo, yo now question mark. Shit. I think she's
easy. Let me see one jail this time. Right now. Chad, no shot I'm doing another. No,
no, no. Fuck that. Fuck that, bro. It's gonna give me another fucking gun knife. Chad, I'm
gonna do, I'm gonna do more tomorrow, bro. I'm gonna do more tomorrow. Fuck this Altecom,
bro. Wait, is this knife tradable? I should put this on my main. I should put this on
my main. It's probably getting, I end up in a fucking giveaway at some point. Who the
the fuck is on a schnitzel
why do i have this guy added
uh...
what's my main account name
zupau
say well are you coming tomorrow
uh... if i'm not sick or anything i'm there tomorrow yes
Of course bro, of course, what the fuck?
The Frick, the Frick.
All right, let me switch accounts, bro.
Let me switch accounts, bro.
And let me, maybe not leak all of my other accounts, bro.
I want you guys to dig some shit up, bro.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no, bro.
All right, let me ask JL for an ETA, guys.
We're gonna do a JL prop in a few minutes.
Right now.
Oh yeah.
J-L
Yo yo yo yo yo
ETA?
Question mark
Ah, Ben
Uhhh...
Suck
The mouse player, you're star, bro
Don't call him a mouse player, please
Oh my gosh, why did he have to do that, bro?
Wait, isn't this JL? Why did he send me trades?
I didn't see this
What was this?
JL sent me a fucking trade, bro, don't tell me it's a mouse sticker
What is this easy lick wait what is this actually him does he need for a game or what
to remind me to ask him when we're on discord what are these people sending me hello can
I have your knife how can you even message me are we we're not friends how can you even
message me I will tell you if you give me a fuck you bro what the fuck how does
he do that no shot no shot
I look in wait who is this wait Michael is easy pee wait easy pee is an easy
P the streamer what's wise it's so bright bro. Let me turn this shit fucking on
Right now oh
Yeah
That pfp is diabolical by the way he caught with the fucking 20 why
Are we being badass right now your hot in the fucking chaperone
So, Hudson's chat, especially if you got a gift from that guy, bro.
Nah, bro, that is, that is, you did not have to do that.
Thank you, bro.
Out of nowhere.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
W's, bro.
W's in the fucking chat.
I, boys, um, thank you, bro.
Thank you, Mr. E. Koff.
While we wait for JL boys and girls, um, message on Twitch once ready, but I wanna, I wanna,
I think premiere game takes too long.
I think premiere game takes too long.
Check trades.
iPad, you sent me something or no?
Pog you?
The fuck did he send me?
Check discord the amps?
Yo, guys.
Am I a dog?
Why is everyone telling me to check stuff?
guys
jail sass
fifteen minutes
the team minutes i think we have to put populate the server chat i think we
have to populate the server right now
please check my profile if you like sign
knife glove history
what the fuck
like it's a fucking cv for job what is the shit
it's full black though that's kinda nice i'm not gonna lie
How did they even do that?
2,000 hours, rookie, rookie, signed by AdWords.
That's pretty nice, not gonna lie.
Yeah, we have to populate this on our chat.
Type one if you wanna join the 1v60 prop-on challenge.
If you want to be a person hiding, type one, bro.
I'll ask for the IP and I'm gonna distribute it.
I'm gonna distribute it.
Join the Discord, exclamation mark, Discord.
If you do wanna join,
my mods are gonna pick some people who type in there.
You do need a mic that is working in game.
Please use your mic as well.
Proximity chat isn't able you can talk with jail. You can be mm. You can talk shit. You can be nice
You can give him a kiss. Just please have a mic. Okay?
Elsa's kind of zed zed zed zed and don't be a shy guy. Don't be a shy guy, bro
Don't just right click bro. We need to disable this fucking taunting bullshit. It's annoying as hell
um
Just use your mic. Don't be shy doggy dog. All right, let me see um
Let me see, estimation mark, discord, alright I'm gonna ask Poland, mods let me change the
title, well I'm hyped for this, because now it's a lot of improved the challenge, JL
Versus 60 player prop hunt WL title
Jail all caps does not look nice check what is this actual game attack jail all caps looks ass I
Am not gonna lie small j big L
Okay, that does look better. Oh my god, baby
Dima WL title. I'm so bad with titles from I've been joking
It's okay done
Let me join L server let me join L server
I'll reply to the minecraft stuff later yeah, thank you so much for trying to help bro.
West Poland.
Okay.
IP. Let's get it. Let's go boys. Let's get it. Let's go. IP I have IP I have who wants to join me.
I'm doing mirage first on Furniture.
I think mirage. So we may have time for two maps, which could be which could be nice.
Mirage first yeah I agree. Okay I'm on the server. I'm on the server boys and girls.
We have penetrated the server. We are on side of the server. Holy cinema.
all right can you give me my gloves again gloves again poland that would be cinema all right
why need gloves now because it looks cooler no well I invite people for like
ten minutes can you give me the gloss will be sick bro the purple ones
Let me just send the IP to a bunch of people.
Let me send it to all my friends first.
Sally, don't distribute yet, okay?
modes don't distribute that
uh...
alright so
let me send it to dima let me send it to jl
i'm filling up server
ready in 15 minutes.
OK.
I'll send it to Fury, prop hunt JL, if you want to hide.
OK.
I'll send it to Pog U. I'll send it to Arrow.
Send it to Flurry.
Um...
Send it to him, maybe he wants to join.
Okay...
1k total gifted if you let me join.
VAS!
Does that pay to win?
Jostich, I don't have your discord though.
Selly, invite Jostich if you can find him.
Uh...
Fury set!
Yo, gothic form was so much fun, bro.
Shisei!
Bro!
I'm organizing.
By me.
Okay.
Fury, we can do it spontaneous tonight.
Do not set yourself down.
Dingle, I got you, Ben.
Let me send it to the cheater.
who is this lol the guy who was managing my clash royale clan bro I got you bang
there you go haha that's random let me send it to moxie jail prop hunt if you
want to join let me send it to Dorot sea
fuck I never added team I can you send it to Dorot and like and what's his name
the guy that looks like the face non-coach shut the guy with the Patrick
the star laugh um I forgot his name bro yeah fire to K fire to K he can join two
if he wants he's doing a 72 hours stream or something so you may want to
join I added him as well all right bang
tell fire to have me chat
alright, how many people are we?
okay, okay
we got our usuals already some, uh chat am I forgetting someone?
am I forgetting something? chat message me if I'm forgetting you
Haha, shit.
Now, but for real, I don't know if I'm forgetting anyone.
Me.
PSP! Oh, wait.
Maybe he wants to join, calls the off-stream, bang.
JL prop hunt.
Okay.
I can send it to HighVice.
if he's got nothing to do right now we can always shine
yeah yo this guy is doing too much bro why is he calling me
yo why are you calling me?
Lolliprochette said calling on an old man
no just at me you do you want to join the prop hunt jail prop hunt I'm doing in
like 15-10 minutes you can hide if you want
Yeah, sure why not it can be boring as a hide-out. I don't know like you just I don't know if it's cinema
No, but if you want you can join. I'm playing the last of us one. Oh
I'll send you the IP you can join if you want if not not, okay? All right, you're a piece out best of luck. Thank you. All right
Okay, okay, I think I got them all
Who am I forgetting who am I forgetting who am I forgetting
Pog you we need to make sure the jail joins. I'm scared that we have another mood our situation a where but we have to kick people
Let me in owner. I'm the owner of on a pixel twitch channel. What what?
It cannot be right flurry. I sent a flurry. He's offline though
Three a follow and got a mic?
Yeah, just type in the discord, bro, and Sally will send it to people.
That's how we usually do it.
You just say a little bit of a CV, like, yo, I've got jokes, I've got a mic.
I'm facing level 10, I'm funny, I've got a mic.
Just type who you are a little bit, you know?
Now I'm joking.
Just like, you need to have a mic though, you need to have a mic.
And you're getting banned from all challenges and you have to pay a fee
Okay
All right, I hope gel actually see I'm 15 minutes
I hope he's not like me like your bro 15 minutes and then he's here and 30
And we make everyone wait monka. All right. I got almost everyone
Just call discord
Let me get this guy in I got your spear okay okay now ha ha ha Jay
bro fucking fury this guy bro Oscar she's all right um let me see let me see let me see
Chad who's still missing bro? Who still wants to join bruh?
Uh read my name kax yes
Wait tweeter can join chern good con check good comms yo yo tweeter always looking for stuff
I think you would have fun here join up don't leak jail prop hunt okay
Hey, uh, hey, I'd be bothered with the 20 bread hearts in the fucking chat, bro
parts in the fucking chat, bro
Surely like streamers can invite their regular too, of course
Uh
okay easy easy your iPad bro yeah bro like shut your bitch ass up bro oh my gosh how do
they both have this emoji ready bro um okay okay okay it's aslan joining that's furious
This is a one year old child.
Is he joining?
I don't know.
Fury, send us on the IP, bro.
Okay.
Okay.
There you go, Carlton.
Mr. Thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you for the five gifted.
What the hell is this name, bro?
What the hell is this name, bro?
That's no fucking chat box, bro.
All right.
Now it's time for Big Boss to arrive.
Mr. G.L.
Mr. G.O.
Uh...
Let me call him.
Well, he called me first!
Yo!
What's good, puppy?
I can't hear you, bro.
Meow!
Meow!
What's good, mutt?
Mouse Clan J.L.
Shise.
Wait, why is your mic so silent right now?
What's he had allowed yesterday?
Is it very silent?
Okay, let me check.
Check check check
The checker?
It's the mouse cloud mic bro
You can't be too loud in the environment and the team speak
Wait is it still like silent?
Yeah
Maybe you have to boost it
I boosted you now 200 bro
I boosted you 200 bro
Check can you hear my guy?
Hello hello hello
It's kind of nice I think this is pleasant
I think this is pleasant
Gell can I see your face bro?
Will we get a Gell face 10?
Of course of course
Yo
W better be a good one bro. It better be treating you right
All right, also join the summer ball just so your spot isn't gone. Um
Let me see. Let's be able to problem
It's only 20 30 I'm not slowly invited
We start on my rush L we start on mother sack in your rush, okay?
Yes
Jack do you think gel perform the best out of the challenge so far question mark I did this challenge
I found a lot, but not everybody there were some more fuckers full try out in road doors
They are down in the fucking tunnels kubu back in the fucking palace
If you know you know bro, if you know you know gel this is really fucking tilting to play. I won't give you much tips
And many tips, okay?
What
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just one second. I'm getting I'm figuring out the camera. Okay
That's a mouse down equipment, bro
No, it's weird. They just recorded the video like an hour ago
What type of video bro? What type of video?
Okay, you would like to know right? Yeah
You got to find out on YouTube. I was in a few hours. Oh YouTube. Okay. Okay a quick blog
Okay, okay
On YouTube
All right, um, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see
Tweeter is joining W fire is joining W. All right, gel
Are you on the server? No
What
Jojoin server first just to your spot is safe, you know because then we need to fill up the server
join server then come okay invite Jeffrey was that anomaly oh let me invite
anomaly if he's down jail prop hunt she want to join but a bing-but-a bang
Okay, mm-hmm.
All right.
Motz, you are ready, right?
Okay, I was busy, Gigi.
Okay, Gell, let me know when you're on the server, bro.
Let me know when you're on the server.
Joining now.
Tell you!
That's why he's the goat.
The goat.
Sorry.
Can you see my camera now?
No.
Let me see.
Uh, Mark.
Arta.
bro you're looking fucking fret now I swear you can't be joining miles bro
you have too much fucking aura for those guys bro no yes you do don't fucking
don't be weird bro I oh my gosh let me see bro fucking window capture by the
wing by the bank JL major MVP let me name this right okay there we go boom
Yeah, major MVP. That's crazy. Why?
Huh? There was no 10 years. How many years was it?
I don't know to maybe to I think you what did you say?
Two years ago. Yeah, I mean before that. All right, bang. Oh
suck
I'm gonna get an agent's
Agents
Agents yeah lean in like you're trying to like lock in you know like I need to adjust you up. That's right. That's what I thought
That's what I thought go game a Porsche bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay, perfect
Perfect. I really have to lock in you know what I mean you low key do you low key do you will see why you will see why
No, but they can run away so your aim still needs to be good
Boom check this is the first time where we may allow
Where we are more lenient on people moving type one if you agree, bro
We are talking major MVP so he can literally out aim them when they're trying to run away. You know what I mean?
Like give just give them an AK like
What?
Bro, it's it's 60 of them. Fine. It's fine. All right. We've been there
You know I still have the when we did the 1v5 silver challenge. Yeah, I still have it in my Twitter bio
Really I took the Twitter bio yesterday. It only said three thousand five hundred dollar fortnight earnings
No, it's still the silver one is still in there. It should be it should be. Yeah
Let me see
What did I want to do? Yeah, I need to align this
Lines on paper
It doesn't have a story lines on paper one second. Should I have to jail after do something?
Let me have the cage. Oh, look at the bodies here. Holy shit
Oh, okay.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Welcome back, bro. Welcome back.
WB.
Gents, the line, no?
Alright. Should be Gucci. Should be Gucci.
Ooh!
Gents, how was your morning, bro? How was your morning?
Uh, I mean, more than excited. It's kinda late, I'll be honest.
Okay.
Uh, but besides that, it was f**king good.
We took our dog out for a run,
because it's a great hound, it has to run,
We did it like for an hour and something.
W.
Dog full tired.
So that's good, you know? It's a dog's tired, that's good.
That's awesome, bro.
Besides that, not much. I filmed some...
Bro, you're living the fucking dream, bro.
You have a fucking wife.
You have a fucking dog.
That's happy.
You...
What did you say?
Uh...
You...
You are...
You can...
And then you get home after walking your dog to play Counter-Strike, bro.
What the fuck?
Yes, the 1v60.
The only issue is, bro?
The only issue is, bro?
Your team is mouseclown, bro.
Hey, I saw it through the post.
You joined your team.
Stop.
Let's edit it.
All right, bro.
Let's not make everyone wait.
Mots, let's fill up the server right now.
41 people we have right now.
Jail, it's going to be a maxed out server.
The server limit that you can get in Counter Strike
before everything starts breaking is 64.
OK?
Uh-huh.
You are gonna be trying to find 60 more foggers that are hiding as crops on the server one crop right in front of you
Jaya come with me bro. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. Do you say crop?
Crops yes
Prop sorry
Yeah, come to me come to me. I want to show you what I what a problem looks like
here so if you analyze the map what do you think could look sus right now
fears I don't know someone here look under you you're right now in an
illegal boost on me right that's right something suspicious yeah okay no it's
like usually I'm go for palace for me like this is like an off angle you know
what I mean yo bro stop bro like all over the trash can right in front of you
Bro, yeah, yeah, this shit is not supposed to be on me rush jail
You're the first person who does this challenge who actually knows who actually knows maps. I tried this challenge
I'm ass GC tried this challenge. He has a 50 hours in this game. Dima tried this challenge. You already know
Wait, no, I didn't win. No, he's a nerd Dima does not know counter strike, bro
He acts like he does he's trying to blind his viewers or
He's trying to farm it. You're a professional player. Please watch my streams
But in the challenge, he did not what the fuck
Yes, yeah, you're the first person that actually has a chance to find everything to not waste bullets
Unfucking random shit. You're not gonna fucking shoot this trash can because you know you've played this game a thousand fucking times
question question mark mark mark mark mark mark hear me out you said waste bullets
is it like a limit for for the bullets or I almost want to waste time
I don't know if you give me 60 bullets I'm gonna want to have every single one of them
bro you're gonna get infinite bullets no key that's how it usually goes but
chat should be limit is in MO yay or nay nay nay no limits hello
What is Dimas saying?
What is Dimas saying? No, what the fuck? Okay, okay, okay.
I would kinda like that you get re-juiced every kill, you know, like plus 10 bullets and you can't just pray, but I don't know, it's fine, it's fine.
Alright!
JL, um, right now, if you look at, we already have 51 people.
Once this server hits 60, you can go toilet right now.
But after that, the challenge-
I just went, I just went.
You have to go again, maybe, or you're good.
No, you want me to- you're sending me on a day break, or-
But if you want me to leave, just tell me.
You can go toilet if you want.
I don't know what vapors are like.
If you need to suck on that shit every five minutes,
maybe do it right now, right in front of the challenge, bro.
Maybe suck on that shit right now, bro,
on that piece of plastic on that little clanker, bro.
You put the fucking degrees on, bro.
You absolute scumbag.
It feels like baits, to be honest.
I hate vapors, bro. You little vapor.
All right. So...
One thing, um, yeah
Yo, can you hear us guys can you hear us when we talking game?
Alright, so listen to me right now if you have not played this challenge before to everybody hiding
Thank you for joining first of all. Okay. Thank you very much for joining
There will be proximity chat enabled. Okay?
When you spawn in once we start you will have a few minutes to start hiding. Okay?
Proximity chat is enabled. Once JL is close to you, you are please invited to talk to JL, okay?
You're not winning a million bucks if you are the last person to not fucking get fucking found, okay?
There's no need to try hard. Please use your microphones if you want, okay?
Also, you can re-roll your crop. Can't hear, okay? Please open my screen.
You can re-roll your crop three times this trash can if he presses our
Right now, okay, maybe five times
You can re-roll your crop five
Can you do three times?
Do three times, please so it's like we have some goofy ones as everyone re-rolls into OP crop
Do three if you can thank you bro. You can re-roll three times your crop if you press
Okay
Also, JL, some of these fuckers have flashbangs and sometimes there can be a situation where there's one more fucker right now here harding, they see you coming, right?
You're talking to them like, you're bro, like are you legit? You're trying to be under the lid. They throw a flash, you look into that flash, ah, you're blind, all of a sudden, you don't know where they are anymore.
But for sure you-
I'll be honest, warning for all the people who have flashes, I hope it's every single one of you.
If there might be a chance to spare you, but if you throw a flash, it is a spray down.
It is a slaughter. You are not surviving.
So don't flash if you want to live.
Ansage, Ansage.
They are the seconds as well.
Also, please don't move.
We don't want to freeze you. Come on. We can all be nice and settled, right?
Don't move after you found your spot, please.
Don't rotate once you see JL coming close.
That's what happened before. You will get banned from all future challenges. Yes, you can move a little bit like you can move once jail is closed like you can flash
Once he kind of looks at you you can start running, but don't move like you don't rotate around jail
Please that's just cringy. All right. Um, but we're not gonna freeze you, but I will see if you move. Okay. Here we go
Let's start. I think the challenge shell you will see a black screen for the first few minutes
once the people start hiding. You will have a total of, I think what is fair, is 33 minutes and 33 seconds.
Why? Because no one has completed this challenge even close in fucking 40 minutes roundabout.
We were always nice, jailed, you're a professional player, you should know where all of these guys are.
You should know that this box maybe sass in the other one isn't.
You have the most hours imaginable on this fucking map, okay?
Like Loki yes probably like five thousand hours in this map alone. This could be a really bad look
It's my one of Maus's main maps you may get kicked after this if you don't perform well best of luck
Let's start the challenge bro jail. I hope you're prepared. I hope you're ready
I hope you don't have to vape in the vicinity in the next couple of seconds. Here we go
All right, I am now a spectator jail I will
Commentate in there wait chat. How do I turn on my discord overlay? I want to see if I'm muted or not
I'm super bled
Was
It's elite ball knowledge
When no jump you ass do window jump right now
I mean, we just just just a window jump
Hello, yes
Yeah, look
No, bro, the machines are fucked up on the server. I'm not okay. You hit the window job though. No problem. All right, let me see
I can't straight
But how do I fix some FPS is good when I talk about game overlay suck
suck
Please tell me this works
Oh
I see the overlay nine I see everything all right
W's so chat type one of the mouse movement
They're saying mouse move bro, they're saying like a mouse about team or something
I can't shoot back. Why do I see fucking jail this camp on him left? How do I fix that?
I fucking don't show this
Nine by the way by the way only only yeah look at the camp look at the camp yeah
I've got for the past week I've got like I'm not even capping like 300 comments
both combined from in real life online and anywhere look yeah people coming in
on my hairline like be honest is it a little bit receding yes or no
uh on on what's the scale what are we talking like one for ten or I don't know
just they're saying it's GG it's turkey time like it's the scale of a hundred
like it's a hundred it's max all I'm gonna say so I'm a person that has a
great hairline right so I feel we are judging but jail I feel like yours maybe
slightly worse than mine bro slightly slightly slightly i mean slightly is not that bad right
yeah i don't know like because my head like i i never let the hate comments get to my head but
this one does maybe because it's true yeah yeah you know what i mean or maybe let the hate to your
head with that scuffed ass no joking bro all right no no listen listen you're good you're good
you're good listen bro listen on everything you're good gel my opinion on hat transplant is that hat
transplants are for losers yes i said it go cancel me then why because what's next for gel
All your lips out in front of you're gonna get some Botox. What's what's next? We're gonna get a BBL
What are we talking about bro like what the yeah?
We all got born with this like it's it's I don't know it's
It's it makes you unique. It's like a pattern on a KK sudden, you know
Yeah, buddy like imagine like you fix your hairline your future kids are gonna. Thank you. They're like, oh, wow
Thank you dad. You fixed my hairline. You know what I mean, yeah, you gotta you gotta own the hairline
What's his name, bro? The guy that's the place in the wolf of Wall Street, bro?
Yes, really
Yes, and he said and it's the same as yours brother. He go to Turkey hell no
I don't think so like bro. He's fucking boss owning that shit, bro
If you have this perfect ass fucking like a ruler as fucking Helen, I think you're kind of chopped call me nuts
But I think that's good looking yeah
I'm reading your chapter just saying that's an ass camera like yeah your canvas really ass right now
I think it's because I just fall HD
Professional for camera check is because I have this on right here. I think it is
Suka blyat
It's the most professional camera in the world
Let me see if I can...
Wait, when I focus it, it's good
Let me try to fix that bro
Alright, sorry for making everyone wait
We're gonna start in a few minutes
It's fine, it's fine, 100 euro per guy who survives from only
100 euro skin, that's what I'm saying
From who? From mouseclon?
No, from you
Yeah
No, they're gonna fucking try out full fucking annoying bro
Then no one is gonna say nothing, that's ass
No, but that isn't fair if they're not if they're not trying it. It's in theory. You know what I mean?
Yes, but it's ass if it's like full try hard, bro, then you're not gonna find anyone. Okay. Okay. Okay. They should try out
But they shouldn't be like oh my god, a hundred bucks of
Game all the way bomb, so let me try to fix this work right
It's not for needs for your video you should be a guy
You know what I mean
Yeah, I know what you mean, baby. I'm a little bit stressful, but it's fine now this camera's great, right now the camera's great, right?
mmm okay okay okay okay even the hairline looks better holy sh...
W's bro now it's A-Shi yo yo yo yo are you ready yes let's see if they're
ready let's see if they're ready let's see if they're ready we all are but read
the M's okay I'm gonna read the M's Jenna aka Poland
I am thank you bro are you and what what are you running are you in don't say
that gel don't say that shit no why don't say that don't say that don't say
that why I told you they're trying to troll you I'm not even joking oh it's
like the keybind doesn't work Poland I think I have to put the quotations no
Okay, someone in the chat, you gotta explain. I'm a little un...
No, it works, no it works. All right!
All right! Let's get it, let's go!
Let's go! Axle Mach Mach R, if you're ready!
Vamos!
Sorry for making you all wait.
JL was unsure about his hairline.
All right, let's go, brah. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Jail, as we speak, you can't see nothing right now, correct?
Yes, I can only hear this waiting room music, the toilet music.
That's right. Right now, the 60 fucking players, sentient beings are trying to find the best hiding spot where you won't be able to find them.
How many times do you think you have played this map Mirage in your life?
Around 4,000 times.
Okay, which means you should know every single corner on this fucking planet called de mirage, which is hell by the way
Fuck me rush jail
Don't look at anything right now is for you a black screen right now
Yes, I have a black screen, but if I see someone when the black screen fades
All I'm saying the first person I see I in such you it's not a question
You are gonna have
Four minutes to hide and then in a three minutes three minutes do they see me though and stop at
Start yes, they know that you want to spawn I think as first I have time
I have time to do a little peepie. You know what I mean? You have time to do a little vaping session right now
Yes, you do
Enjoy that watermelon ice
Not a mango peach with a strawberry. Mmm, but
buzzard up our
Alright chat, you only have three re-rolls. Three re-rolls.
R to re-roll.
R to win.
Just rolls a couple of them.
Alright, go props, can you hear me bro?
Props, can you hear me bro?
Just to make sure, try the bind. Yes, I'm gonna try the bind.
Did you just say Voss?
Let me try the bind.
Suck, chat, and for the first time ever, I as a spectator, us as a spectator,
half wall heck and we can see we can toggle when jail is walking around if we want to see
where the props are or if not w poland for setting this up w poland jl can't see none of that this
command is only for us so we can maybe sometimes it's a little bit funny when he's right in front
of a fucking fake crop and he doesn't even know all right w fucking poland for programming that
so gonna happen I will never stand in front of a prop a prop and not see it
it is impossible virtually impossible all right it's like you missing a
missing a breath you know what I mean it just never happens if you just breathe
that's not true now now I breathe manually now feel weird I may miss the
next one I may die we're good all right jail you have a default fucking AK
absolutely disgusting check your HP and check your magazine ammo we made right
that's your fucking paper
I'll show you something crazy
6, 7, 6, 7
your props, can you hear me
oh no, oh no
okay sorry, sorry
sorry, I'll let you continue
my bad, I spanked it, okay, wait, let me see this
yo, can you hear me Spanky?
yes
you think this is an anti-spot, my driller?
COUNTER
you think this is an anti-spot?
check me, check me
Play against the major MVP. You really think this is gonna work. Oh, oh hell. No. Oh
Hell no, go find your hiding spot. You got four seconds card four seconds, and then you have to stop three two
one
buzzer double bar right
All right, everybody
Stop moving stop moving. It's that's over the wing. You're free. We shut your bitch. Yes, up
All right, everybody stop moving
Are you happy with your hat, it's fun fun Spencer?
Yeah, why?
Yeah, I look like I hide myself
Alright, JL, it is your time
I just know somebody is gonna be a prop like here, you know what I mean?
Just start, like one of these
First prop, first shot, already nothing
JL, try to have your next bullet be a win
What? You just killed Dima first
I'm sorry, wait, it's actual Dima
That's actual Dima
No way.
It's actual Dima.
He just waited 30 minutes.
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you. 100%.
He just waited 30 minutes for us to figure the shit out and he just instead of.
He wasn't even the pillow.
He was just under the pillow.
Right.
It was kind of a golden hiding spot.
But oh, OK, Jell, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
That's OK.
Let me ask you a couple of questions.
YO!
Stop, stop right there, freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze.
YO!
How do you got three rolls?
Uh, this is my best prop.
Hmm.
Where is, hey, hey, hey!
Jaya, let's play the game.
Stop running when you die, three, two...
Jaya, are you sure that that couch is real?
This is a decent hiding spot.
Not 100%.
Not 100%.
Okay.
Couch, your choice.
I'm gonna leave you be.
You have 20 seconds to find the new hiding spot.
All right, sir snow
Buddy
I told you no flashers. No flashers. No flashers. He's sorry bunny hopping away with spread
Okay
I'm gonna leave this for last. I'm gonna hunt the most obvious ones.
I'm finding me, bro.
I need them!
I need them!
I need them!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, jail!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I forgot about that.
Fuck me, Ness.
280.
All right, you're good, you're good, you're good!
Sorry, bro.
No, I'm gonna walk around.
My guy just taunted me.
And he thinks I'm gonna have a hentai.
Chet, let me see if there's anybody there.
No!
He's not!
Where is he?
No, where is he?
I didn't even see him!
I didn't even see him!
Bro, he...
Why did he...
Why are you taunting me?
What is it auto taunting?
It is not auto taunting.
They're pressing right click this month.
How are you fighting these?
Nobody keep taunting me!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So you get to me, we can change props later.
Go flash him!
He's out!
He's out! You're the major MVP Jail.
How did you just kill Boe?
Nobody flashed me!
That's a loud one.
Is that a real one or fake one?
You saved him this angle before on Navi, no?
I know there's one here for sure.
I can see them.
Which one is it?
Really, you moved.
You moved.
Okay, Jack.
No moving, B-scamming, 367.
They see it?
That was furious, by the way.
That was fucking furious.
You just killed me, my furious.
Okay, wait, they were after me.
They were real.
JL, you're going insane.
I'm not gonna lie.
Any last words, Mr. Table?
You said none of the boxes are real.
What do you mean Mr. Table?
You don't have the table here in spawn?
No.
No, wait, maybe.
Where do you leave your keys and stuff before the round starts?
That is a...
I think, cool.
JL, as a person that's neutral right now, I think you're slowly going insane.
You were looking at one of those boxes and you were calling one of them fake.
None of them were fake.
See? Another bullet missed.
What are you doing JL?
Thousands of hours.
This is real.
Okay.
Alright, wait.
Each one to run away.
Can you take me on the shelf, little guy?
Wait, this is the real angle, and this is the fake one.
I'm sorry, little guy.
One more!
Okay, well.
You're actually not good.
Which one?
Guys, guys, guys.
Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, damn.
Listen, damn.
Listen, damn.
Yeah?
Make me laugh in 10 seconds. I'll let you go
10 seconds only a 30k
By the only going problem, that's my boy go fuck that guy up bro. Oh god
One more chance. I know your feet. I've made them up a lot of times
You'll kill this guy bro get this guy off his lovey-boh, what?
wait there's a lot of props here
haha you know I jinx your eye we would have that got that guy would have gotten
away I'm not gonna jump you're actually locked do you think you clear oh yeah
yeah yeah you're locked jail do you think you clear kitchen bro
I don't think so, there's a lot of problems, but I just want to shoot around you, you know what I mean?
Okay.
I don't know if I should give you a tip or not. I'm not gonna give you any tips.
I'm not gonna give you any tips.
Maybe you cleared it, maybe you did.
All I can say is, there may or may not be one last person.
Last person in this room.
But I won't give you no tips, bro. No tips.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, bro or or it wasn't me. It's more no more tips guy
No
Yep
Okay
We have so many hours on this game
Is this an angle? Oh
Wait, I think that's an angle like look
bro what the fuck is this table no thank you thank you no you gotta be better
you gotta get a little bit better I forgot if you get inside of you okay you
can have another chance to hide let me check another angle I think there's so
many crops inside of apartments do you think you will clear the whole room
remember my kitchen he didn't oh that is skillful I want you to fuck my wife all
right I'm gonna wipe sorry I can't I can't be having another that wait God
you're locked no yogurt yogurt I'm sorry but this looks real
No, you're so good.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no.
Sorry, bro, I'm sorry.
This is an angle.
Wait, this is an angle. This is not an angle.
I'm so sorry, big boy.
I'm so sorry.
Yo, guys, it's the back.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Try to shoot the curtain, maybe.
Wait, bleach?
Really?
No flashes!
how are you so this is real wait but this is not a proper
this is real I told you yeah you're going insane why did you knife that
paper towel okay fire fire show me a cock now double kill wait
okay okay I'm gonna ask you a question I'm gonna ask you a question how much is
the revolver if you have to answer incorrectly or dead
it's a hundred
600
okay you get to live you get to live that's correct
oh yeah yeah
750
who ran? oh okay that's a
yo oh
hold the B push
i'm sorry
that was smooth
that was smooth
Why you re-roll?
Wait, wait, wait, what is this?
I'm sorry.
Chad, this is why he's the MVP, bro.
Thousands of hours in this fucking map.
I'm sorry.
Oi, what? Actually, that was not real.
No!
What is this accuracy?
Imagine this was a plop, and you could get there somehow.
It would be crazy.
Okay, fuck it. I'm gonna not clear it 100%.
If you leave it.
No, really.
That looks normal, Jell.
No, no!
I've got no flashes.
Are you going to flash yes or no?
You have so much aura, I'm not even joking.
Are you going to flash yes or no?
No, you've spot us.
Okay, I'm going to ask you a question. It's also CS related.
How much damage does this use to do if it was uncapped?
Six or seven, I'm good.
How much?
Six or seven.
Sorry.
No, hey! You didn't kill me.
kill me no no but no like no oh I mean he has a pillow that is a good oh no
no no actually insane box yes I know how can I love you I'm gonna make this a
little bit easier for you I'm gonna get your friends okay I'm gonna ask you a
No question. You're good at CS, you must answer this.
If CTs killed 4 people and they have no lost bonus, how much did each person get?
Thus, each person gets.
How much?
4 people killed, that's 300 per person, so it depends on the gun.
No, no, no, the team, the team. No, no, no. Imagine, your team, it kills 4.
You know what I mean. Oh my god. It's you have three seconds to the ember is sorry. I love you
But three one thousand eight hundred
Get this guy
You're per laffer hell no, no
Be honest
No, why did you choose this position Oscar love you bro? Don't do it to him
He's Polish today. Yes or no? What can I say? I like it. I said no, I love you, bro
I love you. Oh my gosh. No, you don't just killed him bro. You killed the thoughts
You didn't have all that. Well, there's gonna be someone here, right? Oh my god. Sorry. I'm sorry
Cool, but the last time I had at the challenge
Okay, wait, yeah, check me. Is there a tour three months to
Hello, okay
Wait, wait, don't wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did I give you a second chance and then you went here? No
Why did you shoot that room though? Why are you shooting those back? Okay
I commend you for the movement, but I'm sorry
What?
Gentlemen, Jinxy was to...
Jail, that's the part of the garage, no?
TV! He was ready! He had this ready!
Look at the car of the map! What do you mean, he...
Yeah?
That one is fake!
Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it!
This one's fake?
Yes.
So then I must shoot the real one.
Oh, the real one's gone!
I mean, we get stuck.
Get shot!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Sorry.
Shit.
The TV tip.
Okay, there has to be a spy in the police chase and he's losing.
Bro, these CS2s, they'll be adding anything into the game, you know?
Okay, no question.
How much?
How much?
there's a little cost three two one this guy that's my editor is he stupid
I'm gonna have to kick him bro was anything up 2100 was he doing don't
do it to me I won't even jump on you I'm stuck I'm stuck sorry no bro I won't
have to kill oh my he's like 15 now that could have been your kid I'm 26 I
I don't think so
Okay, who thunted?
Really? Really? Really? Really?
Oh, he's a nice guy
How did you, I say, pick talk boys
You're an enemy
Where's Ron? I don't know
I mean, he thunted me. He thunted me
I have to kill him
What the fuck?
I don't even see that person
I didn't see him either, but he thunted so
Well
Jail here you have 19 people left, okay, so how many minutes?
You need to find one every minute else you lose no more than one every minute you better hurry up poppy
Okay, now it's time to play them
What wait am I getting trolled by mr.
Marker bro is going insane. No, I'm not trolling you bro. You're literally playing like ass right now
Maybe suck on that vape to fucking what?
Sorry, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay mind you're shooting crops that are not even real
You have thousands of hours on this map. You should know every single inch
Okay, those are
No, it's mark mark no no no I'm not allowing this hatred to enter into my realm of
Wait, I was I was watching that bro
Was a nice polly. Let's try it. Okay, you would have lived that was a very good idea
You would have lived but Mark killed you you wanted to agitate me
Yeah, I would never do that. We're still here. Listen, I don't have a real I do not have a flash and I cannot use W
Try to outrun him with your movement table try to outrun him with your movement, okay?
Okay, let's race first to firebox gets to live you know what I mean
Three and I won't use double your ass as well. Okay, okay one
Clean movement from gel the major MVP is doing sideways strikes house
Jail is not blocked his makes it up
Move by a random table that is
Bro, you blocked it like 25 times.
This is not a Navijail.
That is mouse jail.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Waitin'.
Sorry, big guy.
No!
Sorry, big guy.
You're insane.
I'm locked, I'm locked.
I told you, I'm locked.
Bro, if this brick was actually a prop,
that would be insane.
Well, it's not, bro.
You're insane.
But brick here as well.
Chad, you want Bologna off?
Jail?
Are you shooting random bricks?
You're losing your mind.
mm-hmm you're not behind the boxes
no they cannot be boosted I guess
can we boost each other? yes or no?
I think they may
okay okay
oh chat
yo anyone around jail?
NEO! everyone around jail give us a NEO!
I'm hiding as an object
NEO!
where is the object?
Fucking people around
Where's the hiding spot I can hear him in the wall right here
You're thinking you're fucking crazy, you're fucking crazy. No, no, no, no, no, it won't work
Oh, I can hear
I'm sorry big guy
I'm sorry whoever that was you better run you better run I can't even having people
Can you hear me? I can't have it
Yeah, oh my gosh
No tongues way
That's the only tip that I give you bro the one on the left bro to what's under check that lamp or investigate that lamp
way no way I would never have figured it looks I'm sorry I'm sorry yeah you're
stupid as fuck lock in 12 minutes well 11 people what are you doing bro I was
testing you bro lock in anyone lower or no anyone lower or no I don't think so
doesn't look like it no one is refined means probably no jail lock in you got
Well, you have to be glad you're dead good movement. Oh
Yes, you nice ladder room you should never have did that
Dingle Dingle, I'm sorry
Get colonized
Okay, I've done people I've done people I have 12 minutes, so I did hurry up the time one guy is close
Do you want to give the MVP a tip? He's struggling right now
Are you that you see here?
That is a very good question. Yeah, I know I will ask you a question. It is a serious question
No, no, okay, choose a topic on which I ask you a question
Yeah, I mean sure go CS related whatever
okay CS related one what year was the first Navi major win ever in CS go slash
CS 2 Jesus Christ I'm gonna say 20 15
I'll be a bro yes fuck alcohol if that was a hiding spot that one you're so
locked no you're no no stop hitting me yeah but stop playing like trash bro
this is your every time every time I feel good then you're okay buddy okay
I'll give you a tip bro I'll give you a tip yeah give me eight more people
10 minutes
Is that a tip?
That's your tip. 8 more people you have to find in 10 minutes.
No, no, no, no.
I mean that.
Oh my god, funny.
This guy, bro, shooting a cattle next to some sofas.
Oh my god.
I didn't clear shadow for sure.
Polen give him extra 5 minutes because he's keeping the aggro crops
extra extra pass
third time now
okay okay
oh no no
i didn't mean to miss the exit but i'm sorry
okay i'm gonna ask you a question
i'm sorry
i would have asked you a question what is 525,000 times 14.9
you would have buzzed about
Jinx, you're officially doing better than Jinx here right now, bro.
Jinx was getting as well surprised.
What do you mean?
That's pretty disrespectful.
You're shooting a fucking flank with no crops inside and you're calling Jinx here.
I see like four people there.
Okay, I'm fine.
There has to be crops here somewhere.
Do you want another tip?
Yes, seven people left?
Seven people are left, yes.
How did you know?
No.
oh my god oh my god oh why'd you keep saying that
shite the chat sorry oh gosh boy i'm fully scanning what's happening
no no no no no yo bro just don't move just don't move i'm sorry bro
i'm gonna move eventually but i'm in the crop
what no no no no no no no no no no no no no what the fuck is this fucking hiding spot bruh
your flame bro what is this flame i may have to expose you for the shit what the fuck is this
Wait what say something can you hear jail no hey hey she's talking to your gel where
Hello?
Hello?
Keep speaking, keep speaking!
Wait, is it proximity chat?
Yes it is, but flame is shy.
Oh Carlson, you should not answer bro.
I just baited you to answering, I'm so sorry.
No!
Hahaha!
Wait, hello, can you hear me?
I think my mic is muted, it's muted.
Can you hear me, hello?
Uh, cold?
Colder is all I'm gonna say jail. I think that person is you're not gonna find that person. That's all I'm gonna say, bro
That's all I'm never ever you're not that guy. You're not that guy
No, daddy, daddy give me a challenge. Oh, I do want to find it
Why not speaking flame can you not see you right now, can you not see him flame flame flame flame hello?
Okay, okay
Let her be a little bit. I tell her to go you're not gonna find that person
But it's like a disc where I cannot see him like
You can you can but I just continue bro
You need your glasses on bro buddy. Yes, no one on this site on the site
Okay site, it's clear
So I said it's like that those lines here, right? Yes, and even further
everything on the elevation level the same one I'm not saying stairs but
everything else is clear on a somebody just I'm not gonna give him tips bro
I just hear the thong somewhere
oh wait okay I just hit the thong towards B oh my gosh no mark stop
You love it!
Holy shit that lost!
Hahahahaha!
OOOH!
No pi- no Pikachu!
How did you find Pikachu?
Nooo!
How did you find Pikachu?
By the way, holy shit that has that creative.
Good day mate, we're back again.
I've got the fongs on.
Today I'm also going to be hiding as a slightly different object from the last time.
That lost your present.
That's the way the game works.
That lost is going to find you.
He's a mad champion.
P.
It's not that.
NO!
Bro!
You're broke bro!
I'm so sorry.
Alright, six minutes JL.
Four people!
Vass!
How is he actually locked?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I've cleared this.
Kitchen, I think I've cleared.
A-side.
I mean, it's a hiding- I can see it!
Vass, I can see it!
If I can see it!
Uh, I told you that A-side is-
Oh, gosh.
No!
I didn't give any tests, but you may be standing on it.
Like, but you really have to look like it's again. I told you glasses are
Flame I'm sorry
No
What
Thomas fuck what are you shooting at buddy?
No one fucking there. Why are you wasting my time? You said you wanted me to do good five minutes and 15
I told you that a is clear dumbass listen, bro
I don't have a respectable voice like Alexi B. I have wallhugs. I can tell you why you're shooting a lamp
You've crossed the number thousand times. You're slowly but surely going in Saint-Gel. I'm not joking now
You start to realize some of the things that appear to be real are not real and the things that are
Appeared to be not real. You're going insane. Yes. Yep. It's like you hit the babe too many times, bro
Which you probably did as well. So right now it's stacking. It's your unshownness together with the nicotine
clapping your cheeks I can tell you right now there's no one close in the
vicinity as people will be talking to you you're going insane where's he going
even though I said that a was clear other than stairs I said only a is clear
but maybe not stairs you've been baiting me the whole time I've said that twice
now I wouldn't face you twice you baited me four times
Why is he shooting the room? Why is he shooting the mic? Why is he shooting the paper towel? Why is he shooting the microwave? Why is he shooting the fucking...
OHHHHH TABLE!
OHHHHH TABLE!
Okay, okay, there must be someone flying around somewhere.
BASATABABARRA!
Hehehehe!
Oh!
No!
The thing is, I don't know if it's a taunt or it's you speaking.
No, I'm on him.
I-I-I mean...
No.
Is that a taunt yes or no like I don't okay Chad he's dumb as hell sorry I thought it was
me Chad he can't connect the dots he can't connect the dots like where I just talked
from me they're kind of like what Jack can you hear me yeah
meow meow no no more mark mark is it not directionable
no you're not I can't you check if you're right brother I can just hear you in
my ears it doesn't care for right game game you can shoot him in game just in
My head set is there's no there's no
Surrounding system okay, okay, okay
We are spectating you're just in my head
In the kitchen, which is not the kitchen
What how does he know I made it a real chat I didn't even make to
Unless I'm selling again
He ran you out. I'm sorry
Maybe try to seduce him if anyone is here
Wait, you thought of me
Luke so you can speak you're gonna find your ass, bro. Yes, please trust me
Luke bro, now you see us now. We scared. I was just speak a little bit. Just speak a little bit. He's scared
He's scared
All right two minutes gel with four puffs remaining
I will give you hints with warm and colder warmer warmer
Warmer oh no no cold cold
Hurry up two minutes. Why is it not moving?
Warmer warmer. I don't change my direction at all. I need a colder because you look at it colder colder colder. Oh my gosh
Bro, I swear you're baiting me like that
Five times that a is clear, but something is I'm not gonna say it again
But how are you staying warmer if A is clear?
Okay, okay, bro. This is no more than a thing. I said I'm about to send you on the bootcamp to mouse
Stop. Hey, don't say that shit, bro. What the fuck?
Don't say that shit
Come on. You
Would have to pay me to go that row will teach them a lesson row how to throw some smokes. Sorry
all right jail please what are we shooting at this point what are we
shooting at this point I mean I'm grabbing for I'll give you one tip give
me now you have one minute just give me their positions I'll be I'm not gonna
sell you all right I'm not gonna sell you bro I'm not gonna be that guy where
Just give me 25 kills.
IN KITCHEN! IN KITCHEN!
In Kitchen.
This is one of the...
BASADAMAMORIGE!
I'm not very good at this.
I'm not very good at this.
Oh my gosh, I mean...
MAR!
Yes?
BASADAMAMORIGE!
oh my gosh why why would you do this to me nothing nothing nothing all right I
told you that's what it is kitchen
Andy bro are you here Andy speak give me a second speak like
Oh
Yes, but I didn't hear what they're rich
No
Six seconds
GG
Where where where where where?
Behind you!
No you're so last!
You're so last!
No Andy Wolfe and Dale don't shoot it
He was a fucking pillow on the fucking couch
One of the three pillows
What am I talking about?
What do you mean really?
What do you mean really?
You don't know how many pillows I have in front of the couch?
You break this map a thousand times!
Sorry
No if he was you jump on the couch
Have the same position
Bro this is so good
Because he's hiding like on the position that is like expected to be like it doesn't go like
Or halfway to the table or halfway to the floor no look at the
Glasses to just not decide to use them
I'm gonna lead you to the next person gel the next person that you didn't find is in the other kitchen
I'm not joking in the other kitchen. I'm not joking. Oh, and one is on the way on your right right now
How did you not find that person? Yep JL?
Are we being that ass? No, no, you're capping. No, not the fucking couch, bro
The little nine the cardina like the thing at the wall, bro
The window thing bro on the left on the left on the right this bro like I used to pet
real
No, it's not
Yes, it is. No, it's not
I'm not even gonna slice it, I'm not even gonna slice it.
You win, you win, you win.
I'm not falling for the mate.
Okay, I'm trying to double-dodge you.
I'm trying to make you...
What are you doing?
You're going to take me for real.
I'm not even going to slice it.
JL, don't insta-slice, but look behind you.
Which way is behind me?
Yo, Abi, bro, is this guy dead ass?
And you...
No, no.
JL, you did not find me.
You did not find Arby bruh
It's what?
Loki you wouldn't have found you either Loki bro because this guy's blind as hell
Alright Arby, you win
No, you wouldn't have found me
W Arby, W in the check
Now go towards where you spawn when you have to plant the bomb
Chet, I'll make it a riddle so it's not too easy for this guy
Where you spawn when you have to plant the bomb
Oh, sorry when you have to defuse the bomb, sorry sorry sorry
bro sorry sorry all right no no not bad that's just Andy
I'm gonna follow you okay where you spawned anything looking unfamiliar in
this area unfamiliar yep no everything I mean I did keep him alive you know what
take a seat hello mr. J. legend don't worry about me you kept him alive but
you forgot about the table I hey I low-key I did that's right I'm a real
table man I know you're a real table but a GG all right now jail the last person
that you didn't find yes it's flame or flame right yep I kept saying that a
A is clear, but that one position on A is not clear.
So how, wait, wait, wait, just.
Two seconds.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no answer.
Riddle me this.
How can a side be clear?
With a position?
A is clear, not B.
You said B is clear, A is clear.
I said A is clear, five times.
I said five times.
Yes, and you said there's someone on A.
There is someone on A, but outside of A.
You understand me?
Then it's not on a then it's outside of a on a but outside of a aka a
Outside of it listen, listen, just mark mark mark. I said five times gg. You know that mean listen, bro
I said four times that it's not a but that stairs may not be
Correct. Can I get a little hello from the person in the vicinity? Oh, you're moving away from it
You're moving away from it. They come in here
Yep. JL. That's right. But where, JL? But where?
Wait, okay, if you're here, don't speak, don't speak. Let me find the side.
I'm sorry for shouting you.
JL. Am I a little bit schizo? Yes. Like, is it in this area, like here?
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
No, the my mother has to be cheese. I get that Jeff nine. I can tell you right now
You can't find this it is very visible. I found this skinny. Thank you
You were the founders. She she is very skinny right now. That's all I can say very skinny jail very skinny petite
No
No, madam, you can find it. I'm gonna say warmer and colder colder
Warmer, warmer, warmer, warmer, warmer, warmer, colder, colder, cold, ice cold, antiautica,
cold, very cold, warmer, how the fuck is it warmer than ice cold all of a sudden I
moved my crosshair two centimeters, room temperature, warmer, hotter, way hotter, colder, colder,
Warmer yeah, bro. You're moving and moving across at the same time. What do you want?
Are you looking at my position?
One is better one is worse, so it's
It equals out. All right warmer colder
warmer
Loop warm, I don't know warmer is colder colder colder warmer warm. I saw I saw guys
Antarctica yeah nine yeah yeah yeah yeah yes oh I thought I thought but not boiling hot
but not boiling hot I thought yes oh my god I'm boiling I'm boiling bro five minutes
I'm we're done all right all right now move your legs now move your fucking feet like
you're the penguin and everything yeah yeah yeah warmer warmer warmer I thought but not
how yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah here now and you can see it easily hot
hot colder hot hot just how can you see like a couch you can see easily yeah
it's not a fucking couch bro hotter hotter huh just keep moving just keep
moving down there bro just keep moving down there bro people have jobs bro yep
yep and now fucking turn your but now you should see it if you turn around
somewhere yep the table right there I'm joking all right you you should see it
from this angle look at your feet that's a little tip that I can give you
bro oh those are beautiful all right sorry I was just getting you oh my gosh
yeah you can for sure see it you can for sure see it yep tell should have
given him no no but this is not legal how is this not legal are you blind you
You could have spoken for the fucking 33 minutes that I had, and I would have not found you.
I'm not even gonna say, you lost and she won, you're just mad about it buddy.
Jail.
Yes, I'm not mad about it, it's double your position.
But you can't expect me to find this.
Oh, why not? You played Mirage a thousand times. When you rush Mirage, nothing looks sus.
Are we being badass right now? There's a big ass pillow on the fucking stairs. Jail.
Big ass pillow, it's like a percent of it on the floor.
Thank you a person is wild great rain you win jail
Please do not kill her or none of the winners either don't be disrespectful to the community guys come on jail
Please GG jail. I have a question for you, bro. Yeah, what the fuck?
Fuck
three people
Wait wait that the guy that's alive
The guy that I left and forgot about you deserve the win W
My main my main play AK is covered in your stickers, bro. I love you a lot
Wait, say wallahi hero for days. It's covered in jail the stickers. Well, I'm checking I'm checking to that will be so hot
let me see bro 5 stickers all day
6 to s craft
which was the AK the play AK you have a 25
what?
what?
which one is your play AK?
the inheritance inheritance
he is not lying it is he is covered
no you deserve the win yeah it's not where the fuck are the mouse stickers bro what do
you mean
hey hey hey
what oh
I wish you nothing but happiness in life, bro. I'm glad you're here for days
Hero for days if JL joins mouse clan permanently. Will you cover it in mouse?
Well, you want me to scrape and then reapply some mouse jail stickers. I don't know. Are you a real fan?
Fucking man, I'll do it
JL maybe sign this book about the 17th and he will go crazy though. That would be so fucking nice
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I hope he has
Thank you, bro. Thank you. Yes. Yes, look signing now. W's for W. So yes. All right. Listen, bro
Who wants to play wait? I'm gonna go spectate. I hope I can hear them then
Yo guys, sorry that that took so long bro. Jell. He's a little bit. Wait, it's only me and you wait. They're all
Listen, listen, listen, listen, who wants to play?
He got one second.
Hi.
Listen.
He got one second and B.
Ah, buzzer number, alright.
Alright, listen guys.
Who's, don't say that.
Who's ready?
Who wants to play one more map?
Inferno.
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
We're gonna play in front now boys and girls 1v64 JL
He played a lot of mirage in his life and he also played a lot of inferno in his life
It is time to see which mapping knows better
There's a... on site on B!
Sorry. Alright. Let me see, let me see.
Oh, it's muted.
Alright.
Jell, can you hear me?
Yeah.
Can you hear me now?
Why?
Yeah.
Jell, let me do a quick little... let me do a quick little toilet break, bro.
Just like 60.
Okay?
I can't hear you, bro.
Can you hear me now?
Well, the sounds are crazy, by the way.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, you?
Shisei. Yeah, I will go quick little toilet break. Okay, you can wait but you can go toilet as well if you want, bro
I'm gonna tell it as well. Yeah, all right, bro. Let's both go to the toilet. Okay. All right. Yes, guys
Should they hide already maybe I don't know I'll go toilet real quick. Um
Jell are you having fun?
Yeah, you what about you? It's very fun to watch. I'm not gonna lie, bro
In fact, it will be- aha, Camoff is interesting, okay?
No, but I have to, I have to for a second.
I know because of the toilet.
Alright, Chad, I'll also go to the toilet, bro.
I'll also have to go.
Alright.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
No, no, no, no, no.
Enjoy the toilet, bro.
Yeah, my toilet paper has mango flavor.
Alright, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bro.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Wait, did Mr. Mark leave and there's no music for you boys?
That's crazy.
Go and get a view of juicer with no sound?
No.
Hmm should I sing for you wait let me pull up some lyrics I'm gonna sing a very good
song actually wait let me go with the lyrics
Now that I have to sing, actually, I feel a little bit, what's the word?
A little bit angst, a little bit sad, a little bit, um, hearing.
Wait, who's- What is Mark doing?
What is Mark doing?
Okay chat, well Mark's gone because I'm actually here because I'm not doing a big break.
I'm going to ask you a question and you have to be truthful with me.
It's going to be a very serious question so I want you to give it a couple of seconds
to think about who would you win who would you wait who do you think would
win in a fight between 1 million color McGregor's or 1 million tum tum tum
Sahur who'd win and be honest
Actually, no, no, no, no that I see your answers and you're probably going with tongue tongue tongue Sahur
There is a visualization done. Yes
It's probably done with AI, but
This is why run prices are high
Let me pull up a video of this and ask only to watch it I'm gonna pull up the
video and ask only to watch it okay how they put it in the in the search one
million color McGregor versus one million tongue tongue tongue
Sahur
I found the video
I found it
What am I listening to? Are you stupid?
Am I hearing 1 million tung tung tung versus what?
What did you call my Gregor?
I'm dropping something in the discord for you to watch
It is a very scientific video
It is very important that people see it
Okay, show me, puppy
I put it on discord, it's already there
Where is the camera?
camera you know you know put over a camera there was the camera see I got
big bro oh muy grande wow more point all right but I think but I like let me
see bro what is this video all about let me see like it's science it's science
JL chose his top 10 essentials?
What the fuck?
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
Charlie did not plug his YouTube video.
What is this?
One million.
The encounter McGregor versus.
What is what?
One million.
Two and two and two and so who are?
Conor McGregor.
Wait!
But Conor McGregor has no weapon and
two and two and two and so who has a force?
Who will win?
The Bat. The baseball bat.
Who could have been the best?
Who could have been the best?
I think a weapon is stronger than bare fists.
Even if you have the perfect...
If you know how to fight.
I could kill Kodama Krega with his knife.
You know what I mean?
Tom Tom Tom could have worked with Kodama Krega with the bat.
More often than he gets killed.
I would back all my money.
That's right.
And Tom Tom Tom also plays as a team.
Kodama Krega has a little bit more of a self-focused player.
You will see more and more we want Tung Tung to do that ganging up on single corners, which is great.
That's a free kill. You attack from multiple sides and back from the back.
Conor McGregor can't dodge that.
You can only look at so many surroundings and Tung Tung Tung Tung, what appears to be to me is that they have more
They have more span, you know what I mean?
At all times it looks like two Tung Tung Tung are attacking one comma because Conor is wider.
The model is wider, you understand jail. Look, all the corners are getting foggy one, you never see it on the ground getting foggy ones like ours.
Some of them sneak inside.
Hope this video is not unactionable.
I feel like the game is drunk, you see like the stupids of hood is coming from the edges.
All the margaritas don't towards the middle of the pack and stupids don't from the side, don't worry me.
Yes, you're right.
GG!
GG!
Oh
Yeah
55,000 617
This kind of close a million actually this kind of close color
Wiped out 945,000
Pung-Tung-Tung sawhors and they have weapons Connor didn't that's actually kind of respectful brother. I mean he was the best
At his craft at one time one time
He was, not anymore.
All right, JL, if you are ready, I'm 100% ready.
You can put me inside the cage, inside the box.
I don't think they can see my messages, Tricer.
Type ready if you are ready.
Polin, you forgot this, you forgot this.
I'm joking.
All right, I play spin and batty on Roblox.
What the fuck?
Maybe we should have gotten new people.
Let me see, are we still 16?
Wait, wait, wait! Poland, we need three more people.
Sally, send it to three more people bro, three more people, three more people, three more people.
I'm not even kidding, you get three more people, you get three more people, they're dead in the first 15 seconds of me spawning.
I'm not even kidding, 15 seconds.
You can tie me on that, you can tie me on that.
Tie you on that, what the fuck does that mean?
Time, time, like time, use a stopwatch.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like a chronograph.
Yeah, oh, chronograph.
Richtig und richtig.
You know what a chronograph does?
Uh, I do have a feeling I do.
I think it shows the date as well as the time, right?
Or does it have a timer or something?
Mm.
I mean, some chronographs do show dates,
but it's not the main purpose of a chronograph.
Mm.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm getting familiar with the map,
so you better get those three people in.
Yup, one more person, then we're there.
One more person, then we're there.
HG just joined.
MonkaS.
W, HG?
Type one if you're ready, Chad.
Type one if you're ready.
Jell, while we wait, I'll give you a quick spelling.
Spell for me.
Butterfly!
B-U-T-T-E-R-F-L-Y.
I'll give you one. I'll give you one. I'll give you one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, family
But but you gotta do instantly as soon as you get the word. No thinking instantly. No thinking instantly. Looked. Ready?
I'll just give you the word. Yeah
free
Sorry, no, no, no, no, sorry. I'll give you a count and then the word after I say one the next word that comes is the word
Three two one negative
NEGEF for V
Oh my gosh
Why don't you make me spell that?
What the fuck?
Oh my, you have a piece of shit bro
You said NEGEFV
That is great
We say V in German
F in German for V, like foul
Yeah, then you said V
So you say F, I don't see V anymore
Yeah, but I had to think for a second
I had to translate the letter to English
On
Alright
Are we already I mean I can't talk with them all right Poland. I think they are ready right? I think they are ready um
Let's start
The gates open the gates if everyone is ready. You will have time to hide once again jail
Do you feel more comfortable on inferno or less?
Less comfortable. I think how many people survived last one three or four
Best of luck theory you will need it
But here we're still here
Oh my god, they're trying
She was in a disadvantage
The biggest disadvantage ever
Big as hell, bro
Yes
But maybe we can find a small crop
My guy cannot walk past a fast food store without ordering
Best of luck hiding duck duck, I'm not sure if you want that fucking hiding spot bro
Except us, that is terrible, why are you turning into this?
You're trash
Oh my gosh, Kubu
Again with a fucking crazy one
Oh
Minutes what the fuck
Pog you are you found a good fucking crop jeez Louise. That's insane
Rancous. That's a terrible hiding spot, bro. You're playing against the major MVP. Are you dumb as hell?
Felleno felleno can't be a TV this time can't be TV this time
Lock it you got a pretty good crop
Oh my god, you're there you're there you're there I can't say I'm not gonna leak it in the fucking discord
But that is not about hiding spot
Because this is this is a position that jail never checks. I feel like
Loops, what are you doing? What are you doing?
I mean, oh my gosh, he's gonna get found first. This is my YouTube editor and he's done as hell. What the fuck?
Geez your iPad bro. We need to talk bro. What is this hiding spot, bro?
What are you trying to do? I'm searching for a hiding spot and I'm
This guy is not making sense. Dingle bro.
I'm here! I'm here!
I'm talking, chill. Wait.
Oh my gosh. A meal?
Yes. Are you using the same winning strategy that worked against Junko?
It worked against me.
Wait, you also did this and it worked against you?
I think my spot was jolted, not gonna lie.
JL, I understand, sorry, Fury, I understand why you're doing this, bro.
I understand why you're doing this, because what you're made of is made out of what you're on.
You know what I mean?
Yes, yes.
That's actually fucking clever, bro.
How does he know the ingredients, Shed? How does this guy know the ingredients of every single piece of food?
What? I don't even know.
Okay, that's insane. That's not gonna lie, that's insane. I don't think he's gonna find you.
Yeah, I'm just looking around chill
People are asking for boost gel people are asking for boosts Oscar
Yes, bro. All right
Yes, your spot does need to be visible but it can be slightly visible like gel was down I said on those stairs on a bro
That is an easy spot to find over to find that
No, no, no, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark.
Let me see, wait, Flame, one of the winners from last game.
Flame, are you happy with your spot yet?
Mark, I'm ready, by the way.
No.
Come, you got this.
All right.
Tell me when.
Tell me when.
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
They got two more minutes to hide.
Guys, two more minutes.
Mandy, are you happy with your?
What?
Yeah.
What?
That's OK.
That's a terrible spot.
Hey, laughing is good spot, no?
I mean, sure, sure, bro.
He's only fucking took over that side
like a thousand million times bro like what are you guys trying to do why the
four crops trying to make a jump or something oh my gosh oh my gosh
hoxton that's not a bad hiding spot bro
Oh
My gosh
That's a really good hiding spot. I'm not gonna lie
for hiding so now that's that's it perfectly fine bro best of luck wait
gel gel can you hear us in game yes oh oh okay that doesn't mean that gel okay
you help me on this cover up beanie that is not gonna work bro that's all I mean
best of luck though alright guys are we are you ready already are you ready bro
hell yeah
Are you ready dead loss? Oh my yep
If you find this actually insane
Alright, let me check around with wall heck chat. These are the hiding spots that they chose
You're my friend. You have to hurry up. You got 40 seconds to make this fucking job. Oh
Yeah, I don't know about that, bro. I don't know about that Monday. What the fuck? Oh my gosh
Okay, we got some great fucking hiding spots boys and girls. We got some great
There are no a great hiding spots against me by the way
No, that's that's that's that's that's that's what I would believe if you weren't dumb as fuck on fucking mirage. Sorry
Good you were good you were good you actually go bro. I take that back
Like you you only like didn't find for oh
My gosh that it may actually get him chat that may actually get him lot of people in here
Okay, there's a big group in here
All right guys best of luck it starts in five seconds. Here we go
jail five
four wait wait three two
one
Let's go open the gate shell. Here we go bro. What?
I use how I was gonna be there. Bro instantly shot the truck and it fucking worked. How does he do it?
That's why he's the fucking MVP. He has played this map at the top. Sometimes. Yo
And it's fire.
Aren't you the guy that said give me cock this the guy that looks like the face-run coach
Fire yes far too. Okay, bro the new one the new coach
Hey, it's fine. I'll talk about this as a scab. Oh, he must be the chair. No, I'm not fire
Oh, you're not I'm sorry, bro. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna ask you a question
I'm gonna ask you a question. It's a really good hiding spot. By the way, I'm gonna ask you a question
He's wasting your time Jel, he is so stupid.
Sorry I shouldn't say that loud loud.
If it's a dopper, what is the rarest pattern?
He's wasting his time like...
Okay then.
Oh!
Jel is not going to make the same mistake twice, this time the pots he's fucking killing him.
Quite clever, quite clever.
There has to be... oh, oh, oh.
Okay, okay, that's the same guy fucking.
You're too nice shell that's a little you didn't win because you kept the guy alive and fucking CT
Wait, you're not gonna be someone here like that like a water bowl like you surely surely surely no no no
My guy jump wait
Oh my god, bro, this is not fair. He shot fucking both of real ones first and then the fake one
Check type one if you should get fucking cancer right now. That is not that is not fair
He's like my good job. He's right while being wrong. He's right while being wrong
This is a big side
Jail us words
I guess you died silent.
No, it does not ever mind. Go cook him, bro.
V, V, V.
NAH!
Did you really just taunt me while inside the box?
Hello?
The first taunt is free.
The first taunt is free.
Come on.
What? I thought you wouldn't point the shell.
Ah!
Give me another chance.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, I give you a chance.
Yes, really, a question, though.
okay
how many bullets does that girl have?
35
oh oh oh
Jell he's choking you
you don't know where he is
hahahaha sorry bro
I killed someone
did you let him live Jell or do you have bad aim?
I let him live I let him live
just like what's with
I'm doing so bad actually
who's doing the mouse?
meow
Oh
Should have been better at the game shout out to duck-duck yes, bro
They can't be a chicken
Your owner dog why are you shooting everything in this room?
What?
I'm sure he's there.
He wasn't here!
Once again, there.
Bench.
Nice try.
Oh my gosh!
That's crazy!
Bench most right oh my gosh it's crazy no I'm surprised that was a good position
wrestling no it's a bad fight guys you can try running away like once he starts
I'm shooting you man.
Yes yes yes.
You're on the way.
You're on the way.
Come on.
If you dare.
But if I miss.
Gerald, the person that taunted you back towards apartments you didn't f-
Gail, welcome to my le-
Hello.
Oh wow.
You see that other lemons, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen to me.
You see, you put the lemons in the crate and then you can take the crate home.
You can have some tea with lemons.
Gail, Gail.
Yeah.
Go go wash up.
Gail.
I swear to God.
Put the lemons in the bag, buddy.
Yeah.
man put the lemons in the bag jail wait I'll cut them for you wait wait this is
super creative by the way this time goes well with the shop like it's a good
problem like it's a teamwork you know what I think it's real I think it's real
wait wait wait wait wait jail jail jail look this is me it's your boy listen
J-A-L-T-O-F-B-A-G-E!
No, no, no, wait!
There's-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
There's-
NO, LADY FUN!
I need you to talk one second.
What the fuck?
I need you to listen to me.
There's ten people that came into my spot.
Can you please fucking kill all of them?
Where, where, where?
Follow me!
I-
There, you're not!
I don't fucking know.
I'm just gonna-
I just wanna-
I've never seen this-
he's alright he's alright he's alright
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the bottle is showing everyone now
thank you
and he made sure
no flashes
he said no flashes
I said no flashes
now he goes for him
he shot the team
and they need a bullet himself
he shot the whole team and they need a bullet
hey
okay we got chicken
no flashes
we're not gonna catch him we're not gonna
ha ha ha ha ha
rip Natalia
well really you stay
really really
you stay
You think I was not gonna check the position?
Oppa!
Oh man!
Fury sold the whole T-Spawn
I love your fury my god
I love you
Yo T-Spawn, how do you feel right now about Fury accepting you guys?
Anyone has even said a lie
Who's alive? Who's alive?
If you speak now, I will
This guy is just fucking trying shit
Really out of all the positions you chose these
Why are you life in that stop knife in face
Okay, okay, you know listen the wine bottle because we're partying
Don't forget about the lemons. Oh
Did you just
okay brother brother yeah it was a great joke but we gotta win this I'm sorry
you would have forgotten about you I'm not even joking you would have forgotten
about you wait that's signed the guy as well
nice you killed the whole lemonade stand gel no that was a family-owned
business since 1885 I'm so sorry
are you taking the place upston wait come here yeah you jump you got it ready
oh my god you can't kill him jail I dare you to kill him does he have good
aim who has the battle movement wine bottle or JL major me peabots wine
bottle where the hell did the wine bottle go that is the question from
I mean, perhaps that's not a bad shot.
Oh, it's not a bad shot.
I wouldn't have heard him!
You just stop speaking!
There's a prop.
Wait, I got you, guy!
One X!
Where the fuck did the wine go?
What?
No, this is so much harder than Mirage.
I don't know where they went.
No, oh wait.
I- This is gonna be like a million hiders.
So bad now. There's always nobody. Oh, JL just said in the discord by the way guys if anyone is around me
I don't think anyone
Anyone's around you said here. They've got to be a million hiders here
Sorry, if anyone wants to comment on that if anyone can hear me no one on second minute, buddy
No, I'm checking me
Yo, how can everyone who is in the proximity chair right now say on three two one hi three two one
What? How did no one die?
No
Oh, screwdriver GG
Sorry, screwdriver
Wait, did we?
Did he change?
No
You have to be real with this
What's happening? The buddy's not hitting anybody
No
No.
Nature and the police came to smite a thousand times and saved a thousand lives and not
to be here.
I'm never in here.
How does he knock?
No.
Hey!
I know you're taking the piss.
Stop giving those shittkins.
Yo!
No one here.
Yo!
I just said there's no one here.
Three, two, one, make the noise.
Three, two, one.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
That's enough of a ride.
Stay out, bro.
What are you doing?
JL bro, what are you doing?
They are taunting in your face.
Sorry.
Oh wait, what?
I'm sorry, chicken burger.
Chicken burger.
Okay, let's go on the clear P site.
I'm pretty sure there's going to be like 24 people in here.
Okay.
Oh my god!
That was the impossible hiding spot.
JL, can you hear me?
Can you hear me there must be someone here a hundred percent? Yeah, I can hear
I'm happy that no one can hide as a crop as a day problem because you would get triggered bro
They will be GG. We have to take a break every five seconds imagine crops as vapes. Sorry
Look, you need to now. I'm joking, bro. We both don't make yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's right. Yeah, that's right
That's right. What is he shooting at Chad? What is he shooting at? I feel like at this point jelly's a little bit fried
yes I'm not fried but it's so much harder why it's it's a really easy map
mirage is way harder than in family bro how is it an easy map my guy because
this map is way smaller bro let me rush hey sorry
bro like even these things look fake to me and now not a bad spot cut off
hahaha
hello everyone is scared
hey listen listen listen listen listen
i'll answer your question whatever question you got
okay yeah what topic you want choose you can choose one
uh... stone wars or counter-tracks doesn't matter
okay counter-tracks
first i have no idea what it is
No, I have an idea. You ask him a question if jail gets it right then he kills you out. No, you get another life
Let's go three two one. Can we come to strike us? That was what's your question, bro?
CS related. All right, um
Hmm, what is the one functionality that made the Xbox 360 kind of strike good
What the fuck
What is that question let that lamb live, bro?
that's an easy question bro you don't know this let me try it's the buying
wheel it's the buying wheel it's made for console that's why it's the way right
that is the 180 the instant 180 feature now that's crazy you played CS on an
Xbox on the 360 correct yeah just for that you don't deserve to live but
because I didn't answer I'm gonna keep your life for the next five minutes
What the fuck? How are you so nerdy but you have the worst hiding spot? No front but...
There must be someone right here.
Cause I got the worst... like...
Being imaginable.
Bro, and then lamp on... on... on...
On site?
Sorry.
Get out, get out, get out!
Hey, what's he doing? He can just get out.
There's 30 people alive!
Alright, I see.
Oh, what? Ah Carter is that you I see I see I see okay, okay, okay, sorry. No, I didn't find anyone
zero spots
Inferno's undoable jail I
Would say move on from bombs I be there's only two on that the tip I would give you
Fire welcome back onk
You are dying
No, no, no, no, that wasn't me
That was the guy next to me that said it, not me
You're supposed to change your own
What are you shooting, child? Are you stupid? I don't know, I hear you!
You promised me you're gonna give me a chance to survive
I do not...
AHHHHH! A recipe is hard to carry!
I'm sorry, Faraday Kay, next time you can give me cock
Combs?
Yes, combs. No, no
no this is a ladder here just trust me this one's real
fuck no all right maybe not quick question
oh my god
all right gel at 15 minutes half time you will get one more head grenade
recipe zero a one-hack grenade shows you people close to you it will reveal them
Okay, okay, we're right now at 15 minutes. We'll get it so in eight seconds you can choose to use one
I'm not gonna tell you where most people are
Mr. Cupid take one five zifters
Oh, that's the device you don't have to use it right now, but whenever you want to Gigi
Dude dude dude dude dude I play a fix I play a fix I play a fix dude, okay?
Hmm watch your rank right now. I'm masters. Hello, okay?
Okay, what okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? What was the first heirloom ever released?
Last one released the last one released is the whip the new one the the ultra whip. Yeah, okay?
What the fuck are you guys yapping about bruh?
What?
So you're gonna let him live today. No
how many how many mags does a revolver have that's right bro we're playing
siesto I answered everyone had three questions maybe place almost yes bro
there's a bum ass hiding spot bro too much up like bro what the fuck is this
you blame for now better than you want to fix like all right bro now bro come
come on jet now bro jail jail jail jail jail i'ma come down to you here what's up what's
up daddy how you doing hmm i would need to disrespect you a little bit he did bro
dude you're not now that's right my boy this is that's right go fuck yourself
Monday oh fuck disrespecting us like that now bro this is counter strike bro it
box on top of fucking outside of fucking apps oh hell no bro what the fuck no
this ain't apex where zero people and a zero
gel remember you don't want to activate you
don't want to be wise you know what there
could be a lot of people in a right it's a
big it's a big spot yes it could be but
I don't believe why I don't know a
million times oh look between the track
okay I thought it was no no no you're
baby me again yes I am I am I am I am I am I'm betting I'm betting I'm betting oh my gosh
oh what how did you find no way how did you find that just because of a name tag slice it slice it
slice it gel you need to kill it now you don't have wait what I thought it was fake I didn't even see
it I'm sorry his wife or girlfriend or boyfriend her who got leaked by the name just gave him away
I'm sorry. I'm very sorry, but I mean
What? Stop? Why did you look like it's gonna run away?
How do I hear this tone?
It's never so easy there's not even that many things
On car
On again
You're so clueless. Sorry. Sorry. No, stop. Oh, sorry
Oh, oh, you didn't see him the first time really that's so
Jell remember you do have a wallet for an ant.
You know what? I'm fucking launching it here.
Really?
I can hear a small idiot jumping around on the table.
Oh you just fucked up whoever moved.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
An ant!
Is that you?
It's not you, is that you?
Like bro, bro, bro, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Jell, Jell, Jell.
Ask me a question, ask me a question, please.
Ask me anything, ask me anything.
Okay, I have two questions. Two questions.
Okay, okay, okay.
Holy shit, you disappointed him with the flash.
Fury bro, I gave you a chance.
Fury, I know you run away.
You flash and you run away, really.
I didn't flash, I didn't flash or someone else's flash.
Why did you run away though?
I'm gonna waste your time, that's all I'm gonna say.
Okay, okay, ask me a question. Stop then!
Okay, I'm gonna look at the mic.
Stop, stop, stop, what's up?
Ask me a question. What's the name of your son?
Aslan, Aslan!
Okay, okay, second question.
I said it's gonna be two.
How many?
How many?
Meo!
How many what?
One kebab please.
How many furious?
The fury!
Okay, now you're taking the piss.
Oh my!
You almost shoot me, I'm not even joking.
What the fuck?
How about a shame?
Okay, I've got a one.
Yo, jail, jail!
No jail, jail!
No jail!
No jail!
Oh, oh, oh!
Tell him to be loud so he can't hear his footsteps.
Check, check, check, check, check, check.
Fury, I got you. I've got him.
I've got him.
Kill you!
Kill him!
Kill that boy fury! Kill him bro! Kill him!
NO!
Jail! That's the question! That's the question!
Finally!
That only took you 3 minutes bro!
3 minutes Jail!
Okay, 9 minutes left with 23 people alive to doing horrendous!
What? Oh you're all dead!
What? Why did he move?
You weren't even revealed, oh my gosh.
That guy, that guy wasn't even revealed.
Can I have one more Volhagenery please?
Can I have one more Volhagenery please?
You sound like a scumbag, bro.
Trying to abuse cheats.
Okay, I'll give you a ticker, I'll not give you a Volhagenery,
but there's no one where you're shooting at right now,
There may be people up stairs.
No, like inside, buddy.
Yes. What if he runs around now?
OK, now we can have a safe. I have the cross.
I have the.
Ends, man. Why are you sneaking?
So it doesn't hurt.
You must be there, right?
No, they can't. Yes, they can.
They have x-ray.
They're not gonna run away bro.
Meow. Meow, meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
Alright, 30 seconds of meowing while Chell is looking around.
This is this is this is this.
You're the bro, can you hear him? Hear some girls.
This position!
Chell, I can't see his cam. He's just sleeping the whole time.
He's locked in bro.
Hmm.
Why why why? How does your mouth not move?
Chell, please.
No but this.
All right, all right, yo, is anyone close to him right now, please make it
I told you it's so possible bro, Jeezy could 50 on this
AK-10 more
Like he's like we're somewhere here gel in the other room in the other room that's all I'm gonna
Know what you're free what the fuck
That's insane 17 people left
Stop shooting the same thing it's not gonna change
Then maybe a lot of people here, but I'm not gonna give any tips. Hello. Maybe yes, maybe
What are you doing?
Some forks from the kitchen.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, please.
Where are you from?
Me?
Yeah.
I'm Pikachu, bro.
I changed my name because I don't need to do.
Ah, great name.
Thank you.
Great name.
Six minutes.
I'll ask you a question.
I'll ask you a question.
Yes, yes.
How old is Mark?
Mark is 38.
All right, bro.
Kill him.
That's right.
That's my boy, bro.
All right, yo, please kill Dingle. Where the fuck is Dingle?
He called me 56, please
How did you get your first AFJ jersey ever?
I bought it from
It's name is Chris, right? The social media manager from Apex in Paris
Okay, okay, he was correct. He was correct. He was one of the first buyers of the merch
You're gonna forget about him again. There may be multiple inside though, but I'm not gonna tell you any steps
I'll wait for you, TL. I love you
Mmmmm
Maybe more people inside
Maybe more people inside
Imagine there's like one next to it
But how? How can they be here? Like a clear game?
Yes, you did, bro
I'm sure of these angles that I'm gonna find people in
I'm just saying wait wait wait
Okay let's throw them
Nothing I can hear someone in mech, alright?
Yeah I can hear you
Okay okay okay, I'll try so I'll tell them I was muted
Oh my god
Like 60 people alive is a little bit embarrassing
Go eat a burrito with some shit bro, go eat a burrito
Yo bro, HDs never go find your HD
What the fuck
Nobody
Where are you, bro? Where are you?
Yes, I give this clue this guy a little tip like yes
Yes, give me something but you see that this the thing next to me next to the thing below me
The what?
There's no conversation for you jail, bro
I don't even know where he is. I'm gonna find you bro. I mean either. Ah, he's in the room
He's in the room. He's in the room where you are
No, no, what now bro? What now try to fucking paint my boy
What do you mean? I was talking to fire 2k, bro. Yeah, buzzer. All right
But I can hear him
All right, look he's using it
I can hear you
So when I talk, I'm just muted like I'm not muted
I'm mutated inside.
I'm so nervous.
Alright.
I'm telling you right now bro.
There may be more people in the room
where you save orbs usually.
I'll discuss it as a riddle chat.
I'm not going to give them any hints. How does he know?
Where you save orbs?
Here.
Yay!
You know flamethrower!
Flame yes, what do you mean? No back to back to back to back to back wins here
Thank you for clearing up my apartment. Thank you
Fork that's absolutely in San Maro
Fork
Hello, why I'm so afraid to talk guys. He can't hear where you're coming from for can you hear me?
Yeah, but why he's so scared to talk or he's not gonna find you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, sorry, sorry
Yeah, I think this is three more minutes. Oh my god
Three more minutes with 14 people
I can hear him speak, but I don't know where he's coming from
Killing those chickens, but I keep my chickens when they were like they were actual people
You're right. I can't skip. I can't skip jail. What is your thought process right now?
Just waiting for the time to run out or
This is embarrassing like I'm
Barusing is it tilting be honest dingle dingle. I'm very sorry, but I need to add you to my talent very sorry
Respect though you did say sorry you wasted a second say sorry. That's respect bro
if that's what was was worth more to you than a second that's very respectful
okay here so we're just doing some gardening gel
Oh
Kappa clouds the looks nobody there
Somebody's haunted me
HG oh my gosh, I'm sorry
You can find more okay. I'm gonna tell you there's
No one close to you right now. No one and not in your vision nobody not in your vision
Kappa give me seconds you think he's gonna fight you
okay bro give me a give me a
what did you just
Minnesota I think you're chillin bro he ain't gonna find you
Minnesota
oh sorry Minnesota
Minnesota
Minnesota
Minnesota
Minnesota
Minnesota
Minnesota
Minnesota
Minnesota
Minnesota
bro this is GG this is GG 12 people left bro this is such an easy fucking
hiding spot gel oh wait not in your vision not in your vision not in your
vision not in your vision not in your vision not in your vision not in your vision
in your vision
where's the table I kept alive yeah yeah one more on your vision
NOOOOO! Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Jail.
GAH!
Listen to me.
Binnie, what'd you give him a hint?
It's over, you won.
Try to guide him towards you.
Jail.
No.
Are we being bad?
I see him.
Since when can a bottle of alcohol?
I didn't even see it if I wasn't seated of course I would have killed him and that person did not move that was there the whole time jail
I'm being badass right now
That is a great
Position
Bro, I told you wouldn't work, but it did work GG brother. I mean, I'm not looking at the sky. You know what I mean
Oh, look at water bottle. Why you can follow jail you can follow jail all the crops that say that I've just followed
gel low-key all right I'm gonna get to the next cell so oh wait what I don't
even know where that is oh hey yikes what the fuck jail all right listen bro
go up go up to fucking boosting bro yeah and now the like the blue paper do
you see anyone there yeah where yep yikes who's that who's that it's me
That's it.
Ah!
Ah!
Cope!
This guy wins every challenge show.
1v5 Silverchallenge.
He wins that show.
Aaron Poop.
You did it again, bro.
You did it again.
This is illegal.
Aaron Poop.
The major MVP in Counter-Strike just said that this is illegal.
How old are you, Aaron Poop?
15.
You just saw the 15-year-old that this is illegal there because you couldn't win.
Wow.
I did it in a great position.
Thank you very much.
Aaron, we did that show.
Was that the prop?
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I swear they're practicing this like Loki
Like you have to be at a certain angle for it to work
He goes like this and get you down. You're the gold bro
Very sad in pictures. All right a little bit backwards then up a little bit and then this was not this was not hard to find
Bro, come on. Let's not try to make shit up. Okay. Tap one of you would have found that job
All right, so one person jail, please where people boost with R.B.P. Right under you, bro
That sign. Are we being badass right now?
are we being badass no that's real knife it then no I'm not this 11 people
alive one of them is the sign no I'm not holding you bro catch me off it's
the sign real or not bro nice nuts how how many hours a real sign how many
It's a real sign that you're stupid, bro.
How many hours do you have?
I love that.
I like the wording.
It's not a real sign.
I mean, it is a real sign.
It is a real sign.
No more.
OK, OK, OK.
Then continue.
But we keep this one in mind.
This is number 9 out of 11.
So continue, continue, continue, continue, continue,
continue, continue to the right, to the right, to the right.
Continue, continue.
I feel like a driver's instructor.
To the left, to the left.
Yo, if someone is still alive and can
yes talk talk talk talk hello hello oh hi Ferguson go inside the apartment
would you mind this Airbnb of Ferguson owned by Ferguson Ferguson how much rent
do you charge I'll say yeah one K okay jail you can't afford this place that's
so you didn't see it
Hmmmmm
JL?
Where, bro?
Hello?
Yeah
Meow
Meow
One of the shelves is not real is what I'm gonna say
Oh
No way
Come on bro
You have one try
No way this
No, you shouldn't have moved
Put your...
JL
no but these props are like some props are made for exactly the position that people find them in
like you know what i mean like it looks good yes that's part of the game you're not gonna find
a wine bottle on dust all right so i'm gonna guide you to the next bro um go towards uh spawn
Where the people with the bomb spawn?
So it is spawned?
Yeah.
You just walked past two in that small hallway.
Stay frosty.
I loooooooooooow!
JL, these spots are not that hard, bro.
Where's everyone?
I know, I'm sorry Zeke.
Rest in peace.
I'm sorry.
The other one is right under you potentially.
No, not on you.
Pomegranate?
Not on you.
Yes, yes.
This may be one of the best ones.
It's the pack of cocaine inside of that box.
The pack of cocaine gel.
Bang.
No, no.
Mm-hmm.
Real?
Move a little bit.
Wow, this is actually good.
Like, these guys are experts.
Like, you can...
Thank you.
It's like 1v60 but pro edition, you know what I mean?
Yes, thank you bro.
All right, listen, next ones are in spawn.
Even more, even more in spawn.
Even more, even more.
There's two in front of you, two.
Could it be the table?
Could it be the sign?
Could it be the fork?
Could it be the paper plate?
Could it be the sign advertising food in the restaurant?
Could it be the plant?
No, the transits can not be.
Is it like a real world or something?
No chances like either of them to play.
You're very, very close.
I have no idea.
Shit.
I was about to smoke that.
Bro, try to grab for that, yeah.
Alright, listen.
The sign, the painting that you just saw, there's one more painting in the vicinity.
And that one of the maybe real one of the maybe not behind you bro behind you bro. Yep to your left
Why would there be a moon and Lisa outside where it could rain where it could absorb moisture gel this makes
No, there's no rain here
There is humidity when it rains in Italy a country where it rains a lot. You would not have a fucking piece like that
Oh, okay, and then there's one more thing gel this may be the best hiding spot ever
I'm not even joking Spanky you may be the gold pro where
So listen jail
Give me tell you there's there's a lot of chess right one of the chess is not
real
No way one of the chess you got only one guess
All right this one
Are you trying to go somewhere like what is this gas? Absolutely false you get one more guess one more
I would collect you
This one king your way. No, bro behind you bro behind you, bro
It's in you you should see it now it's in your vision it's in your vision
I'm not the only one having fun bro like I was hella mad when I was doing the challenge
but we're talking like major MVP I now feel not so stupid bro it's you should see it gel
you've seen the spawn a thousand times no chance it's here well like why is it laying
down because he can wrong gel I told you you saw it sorry behind you now you see it when
now that's the next one i'd go to a side
go to a side i'm getting go to a side oh my god
oh my gosh what am i looking at i couldn't move
they are not here what yes i say i mean technically visible
and then welcome back to another edition of prop hunt to that
no that's disgusting no that is disgusting
I
Make noise props
The ones that I'm not found the two
Right click right click guys Tom Tom, so you know
Oh
And then there's one more there's actually a chicken tell me what it is first
Is that a frying pan? Yes? I think it's a saucepan
Jump up a little bit and let me see your let me see it
Let's see the body shape. Jump please. Jump please. Show us your body. Oh my god. W spot. W spot. W spot. W spot.
Let me see if there's anybody else that hasn't been found. Oh, William Spanky, Ferg, Aaron Poop. Oh my gosh. Where? Where? Where? Where did I go?
Go to Mother's second CT spawn. Oh my gosh. Minnesota. Minnesota. Minnesota. How?
How?
No, Minnesota.
Mine, Sucla.
How, bro?
What do you mean, how?
That's insane.
How do you not see you?
Jel, do you see where Minnesota is at?
What's up?
No, I do not.
Alright, so one is maybe close to the car and the other one is maybe close to the car.
Yup.
No.
Yeah, Jel, Jel, Jel, Jel, Jel.
That's right.
What are you doing?
The other camera the other camera
No, it's fine. It's fine like
All right, who minds sharing a tip with them guys
we're not watching the magic guys this is not a magic we're going on right now
why are you saying magic?
oh, I heard
jail, how did you not see that?
did you see, how did you not see that?
yeah, how?
crazy
what?
that's so easy to see
okay maybe not, that's kinda crazy
alright, there's one more that's way harder though
inside of the track where you load up, try to investigate, don't slice
There's a guy hiding in the loading section, can you even see it?
Try to peek under the bags, under the bags, gel.
Do you see a little something?
Try to peek under the bag.
Under the bags.
From the other side.
All right, this one's hard.
No.
Ha ha!
I do see it, yes I do.
Jump up a little bit, once, jump up once.
I can't move, I can't move.
I think you can jump jump jump
oh my this is frying me
is that hit whistle?
let me see if that's all
suck, suck, suck, suck
yeah an aron pooper is still hiding inside
I don't know why
jail, you did it
you found down to four
yes you did
down to four on mirage
and down to how many
without killing at the time 14 I think it was 11 I think 10 or 11 11 yeah I
think 11 bro was this annoying at times and be honest bro when they talk
and you don't know where no no I know you know like I want to give props to
people who are hiding first of all
GIFT PROMPS
GIFT PROMPS
GIFT PROMPS
GIFT PROMPS
some of the positions they have to be
practice it's not like you come in and then
you can hide perfectly like this 15 or
16 year old guy on the second box
in this side
like this is practice
my guy has to move across here 20 degrees
right 20 degrees up and you look more
west you know what I mean
But you did not kill him on an inferno, bro. Here's the golden inferno. I gel. Let's put up office
Time for office
We both need to go hit the fucking
This was great. Can you unmute everybody?
Guys this was great. Well, this was great. Yo spectators, bro. Thank y'all for joining this was awesome, bro. Thank you
Yo guys
6-7!
6-7!
What the fuck is that?
Where you're getting hacked?
Jeez.
This guy was going to sign for another...
Steam from another machine?
Say what ahi!
I'm seeing emails.
Jail, did you get the same message or no?
No, no, no, no, it's just you bro
It's gg's like if you need a combo for later I can lend you like a flip knife the mask is still you know what I mean
It's fine. It's all your dogs. If you didn't get the same message. No, I didn't
What it's gg's you have a dog, right? I
Do have a dog, but I didn't get the message. I swear
What I do
My god!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Poland!
Are you trolling or no? Are you trolling or no?
Yo, brah, we are about to change password. Are you trolling or no? Are you trolling or no?
Are you trolling or no Poland?
Are you trolling or...
Okay.
Bro...
Why do I... Like, Chad, I don't know Sam, bro. Like...
When you... When you pay people to do stuff?
I'm low-key like the boss. No, like I'm trying to be on the high horse here
Why is everybody who's getting paid by me just rolling my ass, bro?
Everybody who's like semi-employed somewhat like not maybe like why is my YouTube guys?
Poland my mods
We're getting paid tons as well, bro. Everybody's just trolling the jail, bro. What the fuck?
What would you do? What would you do mad respect?
Yes, right like back in the old days like remember like the Al Capone type of shit
Okay, you know what I mean? Yes, I'm a finger
What the in game iPad bro you little piece of don't do that shit ever again, bro
Don't do that. Don't do none of that trolls, bro. JL. Bro. This was a fucking blessing, bro
Thank you very much for joining up. Thank you for inviting me
This was one of these type of challenges that are way more fun to watch for us and a kind of tilting for you
I hope it was still
somewhat nice
yes sir I mean the viewers made it nice like imagine they couldn't use their
microphone to speak that was like boring you know what I mean but just because
they can speak to me and be like oh I asked me a question I want to leave you
know what I mean that's what made it yeah W community as always would be
possible without the community jail when will I see on the server bro I want to
watch your first night main night I think two days in front of my birthday
Any birthday present you fucking qualifying, okay?
Don't know you for the playoffs
May 9th. Thank you mark. Thank you. I'm pretty sure you go walk the dog. Okay. Oh, what's your plan right now?
I'm talking the walk
Dog the wall suck on that vape. Sorry now. I'm joking chat. He actually doesn't make
Stop stop
Jokes aside jokes aside. He does vape. Sorry
Jail, I'm joking, I'm joking. Jokes aside, let's end this right here, Jail.
Go enjoy your evening, bro. Thank you very much for spending your time.
And for the spontaneousity, bro. Jail, message him yesterday evening,
like, yo, yo, yo, tomorrow this, tomorrow that.
Suck it over here. Jail, thank you very much.
Game style, yes. As soon as Mark started typing, like, like, like, listen, listen, listen.
As soon as I see the three dots typing, I say yes. No matter what you type. Yes.
Puzzle double, bro. All right. Jail, bro. Peace out, peace out.
Peace out, peace out, love you all.
Bye bye brother.
Bye bye Happybee, bye bye.
Our boys and girls, I need you guys to fucking follow Jels's Twitch bro.
He is a funny ass dude bro.
Pro player first, secondary, funniest guy alive and very nice guy alive.
Um, slash shout out what is it? JLCS2 I think? Bang.
I hope that fucking worked. I hope that's a Twitch.
Uh, Mots do the slash shout out. This is his link right here.
Absolute fantastic challenge, Jack.
chat is it a lot more fun if we have the wall heck and spectate yes right be
honest that makes it that makes it actually fun to like spectate no okay
nice nice because then we know what's up let me know what's up said this was
probably like one of the closest you will ever get to a flawless performance on
mirage and inferno because he has played this game fucking for what 10 k hours
bro boys and girls I promised you a horror game yesterday I think it is time
for horror game um I promised you a horror game yesterday I think it is time
for horror game uh oh should I play CS I don't know
you tell me Chad you tell me I'm not gonna pull the classic I don't know it's
fucking earlier shit uh boom let me do this alright let me delete jail boys one
premiere game right now or cool game right now I look here I'm an illo
hell also shout out to everybody who joined bro all the viewers all the
streamers who spent that time hiding yeah without them it wouldn't have been
possible without the crops without 60 crops we can never do the the propons so
yeah W's for all of them W's for all of them bro for all the people that join
bro um liars bar check can i do one game of cs bro i actually want to
know
buzzer now a bar you're boss share bro i feel infiltrated bro i feel
infiltrated what the fuck he didn't leave the call
now he did this guy i full for good i full for good
i check check us out i will show you real quick why i am
albus al Capone he said as gel said why i'm the al Capone
off counter strike check this out let me boot up the game that i have fucking almost 9000
hours in all right and then we're gonna hop into horror game afterwards i want to do one game
off premiere then we hop into horror game yay or nay or gay tap it in the chat all right boom boom
boom i need a fucking reset bro i need a fucking reset suck give me a good song bro bang
All right, let's get it
All right, let's go
So did you have fun? I know
Why no major you why does everyone think it's a major bro? Are you guys brainwashed chat? I can't watch this tournament
I can't um
I'm I'm not watching this tournament not happening
All right
Vamo
Valorant changed you.
They don't have some bum as rules that's for sure. No, I mean it is what it is. It's it's it's
In in there, right?
All right, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let me fucking get my rank, bro. Mott's
Title change, please also quick little
Prediction, please. Let's get it. Let's go. No horror game today. Horror game today, bro. I got you. I got you
Unless I get a digger voice after this one game tell me to stop also
voice changer yay or nay
It was a tough watch when I did the girl voice aka Lissandra. I don't think I can do that shit again, bro
I don't feel comfortable with having those clips on the internet
I'm after the nerd voicing and the nerd voice
You know, bro, I can do your homework for some for some for some cash. Let me try that. Let me try that. Let me try that. Let me try that.
Jack, I don't want to get recognized, bro. My teammates can't focus. I've had this many, many times. I'm not trying to be bougie or something.
I'm trying to be bougie, bro. But sometimes they're like, wait a second, this German fucker. That's the unfunny loudest German, bro.
And then they check the stream and then they can't focus no more bro.
You know what I mean?
Alright.
Zesty voice better?
Oh hell no.
Do I have another voice?
Yo.
Yo.
You have a skateboarder?
I can do German?
No, I don't know.
Bro, I need to hire a fucking voice actress.
I'm not even joking.
I need to get some advice.
Fury is saying we should do 2v2 every rank sometime would be fun.
What?
Let me see if he's down for you know you know afterwards.
Are you down for drawing game in 40?
And let me ask Dona as well.
Drawing game in 40 man, question mark.
So I want to do one game of Gartik for him bro.
Alright, let me game.
What fucking voice do I do chat?
I don't have voices. I don't have voices I
Gotta do I gotta do nerdy, bro
I'll just do normal I don't think they recognize
I'll do normal one time
The people who watch me watch right now know all they watch the tournament so they're not playing
Band and Furnal. No! Guys, please band and Furnal! Please! Oh my god, I love you. Oh my gosh, W team, W team, W team, W team, W team, W team, W team, W team, W team, W team.
Nuke way better, Nuke way better. Should I be playing as a fucking 4 stack? Should I be worried? Yay or nay? I low key am, bro.
I wish I'd mood as his programs on my PC right now
Let's go. Why are you only 12k?
Let's go
Let's go, I don't know bro mistake from gaming bro low key
Do I go full screen? Yes I do. Don't say F. Don't say F.
Why isn't your screen stretched? I don't like it stretched.
Your team was good bro. Let's go.
Fuck I have shitty ass gloves. Mike, hello?
Hello. Hello.
Oh you sound boss bro.
Can't hear you mate. What? You can't hear me hello?
test test test
door down door down
I'm dead
I have no audio, sure
what?
don't bait
go go go, lower lower lower
behind blow shield
I
I
Got it all nice. He's fine. What was it?
Check my mood
Nice yo, I mean, can you hear me bro? Can you hear me Damien?
Damien, can you hear me yellow yellow? Can you hear me?
Hello, I'm a muted
I'm a muted
No, you okay
Okay, okay
I'm not muted Alex
Yes, you know okay, sorry, sorry who said I'm muted bro somebody said I'm muted blue said I'm muted
Sorry
Bro, I gotta be so annoying right now. Why did he say I'm muted chef? I say I'm muted
Wow, you locked in.
Oh, now they're all pissed at me, bro, for being fucking annoying.
I'll make it up and kill Shed, I'll make it up and kill him.
Oh, I'm locked.
I'm locked.
These are all headshots, by the way.
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Ah!
Check this out.
Guys, let's go slow.
play fine tree
outside check this out
movement
can't see nobody
outside
We should have played a horror game bro.
We should have.
We should have played a horror game.
Oh my gosh.
What are you doing Danny?
Nice try.
Hello there guys.
Oh my gosh.
Guys winning the pistol means nothing if you lose the photo.
We just let's put up
Let's just try Rembrush again. No it works
Rembrush Rembrush
Easy guys careful for nades
Let's go!
Ramp rush!
One HP that guy!
One more round, right? One more round, right side, nice!
Maybe in the smoke!
What?
Why am I playing this game? Why am I playing this game chat?
I could be playing a horror I can right now having the fun of my life
I'm playing this fucking game with a bullet stone register guys
I'm one of the best eaglers on this earth. I'm not fucking joking
This is horror notes not bro
why is my team so silent bro if I don't say anything do they make a call or no let's
I didn't smoke A-Rush, we got a tank
W Alex
You said A-Rush?
A-Rush
Nice
R.B.P.
You don't know how much I want to click this button right now.
You don't know how much I want to click this button right now.
You don't know...
That's all I spoke.
I think it would be nice.
That's it.
I
Wow
Alex
Alex
Where are we going bro?
What?
Where are we going bro?
Going in the loop
You see the what?
Okay, okay.
They're gonna take my mate.
Okay.
How did that happen?
NICE, LET'S GO!
Rush B, rush B!
One guy, nice rush B, rush B, B-sli-a, B-sli-a!
Oh my gosh.
Actually got it, actually got it.
Oh
This is nice give me to level two now
now. Can I jump? I can't. Coins? Let's just unbox skins I think.
BINER! CLAIM! Wait, what? What the fuck is this?
You know you offer to an
Popping TV is the skin free or is it not why am I watching an ad?
Bro is the tired audience
Great job guys Alex your great IGL. I'm not even joking
Thank you. Where you from my G?
Spain
Hablas español mi amigo
Quiero un gato
¿Tienes gato o no?
¿Agrecivo o no?
ah
me there's a friendly dog you said
where 1v5 guys check this out mirror mirror
of
the
I
Got it here
Why is she on site
Sorry guys sorry Lucentr
Thank you bro Damien where are you from bro
Bro I like your voice bro very deep
I'll actually look in I'll actually I'll make you guys go what I can play like that too
What?
Guys, we have to play as a team. We're not playing as a team.
We all get these egos right now. Push aside your ego, bro.
Push aside your ego, bro. Let's push as a team, refrag for each other.
Fuck your stats. Nobody cares about your stats.
You care about wins and elo.
Let's try to go outside. Somebody throw outside smokes.
Damian, do you know outside smokes?
Give me smoke back.
I'll smoke outside.
Wait please, wait.
I'll try to use it with one.
Wait.
We can't cross yet.
Okay.
One more smoke if you have, of course.
You got this guy, three, four, one, single, do you still watch formula one?
I've never watched formula one.
What do you mean?
2v1!
Last one down.
You suck. Mark.
It's marked with a K, buddy. You suck.
Landon or a stream, when?
I don't know.
I'm going to have to message him again. No key.
Because he was down.
True V1.
Guys, you're absolutely fucking awesome.
Oh my gosh.
That'll be fucking team, bro.
Jed, I need to win this game, actually, for you.
It is seat decided for people like us as well, right, be honest.
You guys are fucking crazy, bro.
That's what happens when we play as a team, bro.
Good shit, Danny.
Danny where are you from bro man of the match where are you from big bro
Danny where you from
Not you, Damjan.
Netherlands!
Dutch people are always shy.
No.
I'll show you where I'm the guy, I'll show you where I'm the guy, I'll show you where I'm the guy
I'll actually fuck this guy as a fuck
Oh my gosh, Damian bro, not to sound weird or anything bro, but how old are you?
Come here bro, how old are you if I may ask?
Come here.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm twenty-one.
What?!
But why you sound?
Twenty-one.
How?!
I'm twenty-seven and I sound like...
Bitch!
Are they rushing outside?
Twenty-one?
What the fuck, push outside.
Holy...
They're not outside.
Check this out. Watch this dummy on 27.
Get on our terrorists, win.
This game, this game, this game.
How do you have fun? How, uh, uh, uh...
You've done it.
Scammer. Scammer.
But not anymore. Not anymore.
Che, why did I kill again?
I don't know if I can win this.
I'm ready.
Fire at the hole!
I'm going to wear a mask.
Let's go B guys, let's go B.
Going to flashbang.
Let's go B guys, let's go B.
Heaven, heaven.
I thought that was the guy.
No, I'm done.
That's right.
Oh my gosh.
she decided that right
yes yes yes
yes
counter-terrorists
absolutely free
your molly was bad
please look at them
I'm going to take them.
F1? Wait, what?
I'm going to take a tower, Cheydo.
Check this out. Check the tower. I wonder if I got this, bro.
Face me then.
I am bunk.
I'm going to face him again. Check this out. I'm everywhere.
I'll take another angle.
No, I'm gonna read you, Fanny is gonna be cooked. Three, two, one, dead. What?
Oh! UNTOP!
I don't, I don't. Every time I play this game, I get mad. Why would I queue again?
What are you just saying? I'm inspecting my AK. You like this AK bro?
That's the only positives right now. Tell us about it.
2 jam
3 ex-catastikas, 1 ex-crownfall bro, crownfall 500
Catastikas, don't even have to speak about it
Don't want to sound weird on this call, you know what I mean?
AK itself, the base, 9-5-5 pananalex
They call it a number 4, nice run
CC-sided guns
So that's worth more than my life
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't put a price on- yes
Exactly
Let's lock in bro, let's lock in.
Danny, it's CT side bro, I need your Finnish ass to go crazy bro, like you did on the fucking bus stop.
Finnish?
Uhh...
Norwegian, sorry.
No.
What?
What?
Then it has to be Swedish.
No, no, no.
Where are you from?
The Netherlands.
Wait, you were the guy who was shy, who typed it? You're not so shy anymore.
No, no, no, my mic was not set up right.
Alright.
Oh, sorry. I'm not a camping player, okay.
Wait, so...
How is he falling in A and he's not a CS player? What am I?
KX.
Stop, stop, stop.
Hey!
What a lovely angle.
Blue, blue, blue, blue.
last what diffuse diffuse diffuse I got you I defend diffuse stick
we're so bad guys no no no don't worry it's just pistol just pistol
really one should be unloosable for us we just have to defend each other we need
better skins
I don't know about that bro
I do
Just buy them
Yo I'm gonna rewrap
I sold everything
Why? For what?
For gas
Well you're stupid then
Oh why?
Because the gas you use it up bro and then it's gone
the skins in your inventory forever
That's true that's true
Might be on the southern
consumable and you saw the prominence of
that's a murder
that's true
i need to lock in sir
lock in
3v2 don't fuck with me
i need to cleanse my eyes
how?
2v1
we finished
8 HP
If you're standing, he's gonna save you
I just asked
If you shoot hot, Maritinho?
Oh jeepers, creepers
Mario Italiano
Well, well, well
What do you want from me?
from who but since when do you actually play the game
Mariano Italian
Mariano Italian that wasn't ass clutch bro I have to say it
but nice try
I'll check this out
go
oh yeah hi David, two people
family low
say 20 degree
okay
I'm done playing this game guys.
I can't play it on a Sunday afternoon, it's it's it's it's it's it's the weekend. It's really supposed to chill
Why am I working on the weekend?
Guys be honest, bro this game of a Lauren bro
What are you on this game of a Lauren bro?
why I'm just wondering bro this game of a low end and be honest this game
agreed so oh my god they just run me every time like 42 don't throw this what
really one don't throw this nice team oh my god Danny you're the best
he'll air putt the field was that correct thank you thank you
all she leaves yeah you're welcome but I'm but I mean my brother
she means thank you my bro what do you mean the cook it all I cook it in
Donor
Okay
Well, yeah, I mine pussy button
Have this in spawn
For you
Thank you, thank you
Right there was a guy they're going down guys they just abuse every
your next shot buddy you're done
they're going heaven heaven going to A
The controls did not work, the controls did not work, chat stop, you have to right click
with your mouse and slide it, it's the most stupidest control bro.
It's not WASD guys we need to come back we said it was CT side we haven't we have one one CT round
shots yeah but we can still believe come on yes yes come on it's only seven rounds come on
it's nothing exactly for team of our caliber exactly this team was a caliber we have 50 kill
You know what that means
Damjan bro, we can still win Damjan
What that means he's locked
Get me out of this game get me out of this game like get me get me out chat. I don't want to know it
Mods, whenever I want to play this game again...
You got it.
In a fried state? Tell me no. Tell me, do you remember the time when you played Nuke?
Damien doesn't believe.
That's not good. You got this Mario, I'll tell you all know.
Nice try, at least we had fun.
Hey, GG's, thank you for game.
GG's guys, thank you for game.
Oh my god, I'm playing around in the sorry for playing that guys, oh my gosh.
Gaby just reminding me why I play.
For moments like these.
Alright, Leafhopper, this is fucking pristine.
Min-Ware?
Ooh, looks like an emerald a little bit.
What about the Chess King? Hold on a second, I have to take that raid.
Ah, chat. Do I slide into a horror game?
Brother.
Hard raid? Yay or nay?
I think I have one ready, chat.
Mods, what was the name?
it was like black rose or something Sally what was the name and Sally you
may need to gift it to me I only have two euros I'm sorry thank you bro Hudson
chef for Sally boys you couldn't be playing this game right now I'm actually
like my money is gone alright let's get it let's go let's get it let's go
Quicky horror game boys, usually when we are on a mozzi side of the horror game it is a fucking juicer, my gooser, so I am excited for this one.
I am excited for this one. Let me turn on my hard rate right now.
Let's get it, let's go. I am fried after that gel thing. I don't know why.
Boom, let me get my hard rate up and running.
Hard rate you should see Chad, right? Hard rate, not FPS.
Vist is free way what how do they make money from the darkness Danny is it long
or shorter than black rose though same say what I bro I need shorter one right
now. Magic. Okay, easy. Thank you, Danny. How did you for Danny? Here we go. From the
darkness, two of my friends have played this. Che and Rubius. Two people want this. Let's
see. Let's see.
Let's rank this on our horror scale rating 1 through 10.
Mods, please change title, Kossi.
Ah boys, type 1 if you're ready.
Oh my gosh, my eyes hurt.
Let's get it, let's go.
Let's go!
Do I turn off all of the other lights?
This game is scary as fuck!
Wait, let me turn off all of the lights.
Bang, bang, and bang.
I'll only keep one light on.
I'm going to take a little bit of a risk, but that is a risk that I'm going to take.
It makes it a lot scarier for me.
Archette, type one if you can still see me.
Here we go.
From the darkness.
Already some chat are saying that this game is disgustingly scary, boys and girls.
If you are a person that gets scared easily, careful.
Okay, so the game is not crashing, which is good.
sure more silent. English or Putsch? I'm gonna choose English. That's my main.
Dynamic camera on play. Alright boys, type one if you're ready. I hope this is not
too loud. I hope I can still change this. Three, two, one.
Okay, we're in a random apartment complex. Reminds me of a game that we played before.
I don't even know what my controls are. This is our drip right now. We're wearing a leather jacket.
We look like the CEO of fucking the media. Get into the 64th apartment of a deceased grandfather.
Father.
64.
Is that up since?
Number two.
45, if this is working?
No.
But, what am I hearing?
I just turned off the lightest flickering,
but nothing sauce.
I'm not scared about anything at all yet.
Capchia, what the fuck?
What's that chef up for?
God, that's us.
56.
Is there a way to change the FPS?
Because it's going to lag a little bit, Loki.
You know that it's on.
This is what's making the noise, okay?
Is that an inside question mark?
It's the elevator.
No one inside.
What is that?
I don't know what you're going to read that.
We're in some random Russian building.
Room 64, remember.
Trash outside.
Ew, who lives here?
Can I just see?
Room 64.
Ba-da-bing, ba-da-bing.
Home sweet home.
Clean that!
Dear neighbors, if you don't stop making noise at night, we will call the police.
Okay.
Deceased grandmother.
This problem has long been abandoned.
It's in room number 64's where the grandmother was deceased, but there's noise complaints? How?
Of what?
the box eating more fucking body of a anyone here you get this mark to Milan
open up
can i go back oh i can't
bro it's dark as shit in here I can't see anything am I supposed to see is there a
flashlight maybe
f for fla- oh faz no electricity why
f**king window can't go there
is it jackhead?
AHHHHH
okay I'm tweaking I'm tweaking I'm tweaking I'm tweaking I'm tweaking I'm
I thought there was a guy. I thought there was a guy. I thought there was a guy.
I thought there was a guy. I'm sorry for screaming.
If the switches have played these games before...
What is the game to love to side?
Okay, now that should work.
Family album.
Is that her?
Why is the light flickering?
It's the kitchen.
Fuck, is this sushi, but it's rotten!
Oh my gosh.
Stop flickering, bro.
Don't do that shit.
We have mayonnaise.
We have fucking cow milk.
The dishes are not done.
Hell, now it couldn't be me.
Oh my gosh.
I'm gonna leave the fridge open Jed. I don't care about electricity right now. I just want to figure out what happened, bro
Like someone fucking died, bro
Okay, I don't know if I'm supposed to see that
It's a clock no is that a clock or is that somebody doing
There's something that's dripping.
It's fucking dark as shit.
I can't see nothing.
What?
Is someone passing against it?
Hey!
Was that like that before?
Oh my crazy!
She views on it.
Hello?
So far no jump scare so far so good nothing really scary happened yet Chad why are you scared? You shouldn't be scared 3 to 1
What's that noise?
I don't know why they have red dots
What is that?
Hello?
I confronted bro, I'm a boss.
Yo yo bro, what's good?
What's good?
Face me then!
Nothing.
Oh hell no!
Oh this keeps an eye on us huh?
I'm alright
What was the fucking go-al what I have to pick up to actually I actually can't focus
That guy's creeping me out family album
This guy is gone now, wait what?
The guy was in here first, no?
He hopped through this family album right here, or no, the window is fucking open, that's
That's why it's so-
Good in here.
GV not working of course.
Where is the family I know?
Should be at.
I'm coming.
You sit there bro.
I'm in the room.
Oh my god, that's a real light switch coming out.
So where's the family album?
You got a key?
Where key for what?
There's gonna be another bum ass lock, bro, that I don't fucking see.
last look was just on the wall around the don de esta el next lock Chad if you
see a lock tell me please
under the bed good one row I literally can't crouch
I tried all the doors now. Yes I did.
What?
Mods. Play the game for me.
I
Thought this was the door to the kitchen. Oh my gosh, bro. I would have never found that if I didn't just click around
That's kind of sus
Look like it's run into somebody's head look on the light light switch. That's the missing part jackpot
You know what to do chat?
Let's hope that the guy do you?
No speak if I'm not alone
That's what I thought
I don't know if it's just good, yes.
You're still there bro?
Nope.
I think you'll be scared of all of that guy.
He didn't jump scares yet and you won't.
What's that?
Okay bro.
Now go fuck yourself bro!
Ugly ass doll!
Fuck is that jumps?
Gets out
We have maggots and bugs jackpot fire. Oh, there's a gold right here
What are you telling me that are you speaking to me little bum ass
Ugly ass. Oh hell no, bro
Shut your bitch. I said, I'm not gonna leave bro. I'm gonna do whatever I want to do
Feel me. Oh fuck. Look at me, bro
She
Bucks and maggots. Is there any loot here, bro? Any city's or something?
Yeah, I'm getting out, bro. You win, buddy.
Not because I want to.
Is the guy still there?
Where's my heart beating? Are we stupid?
Bro, I'm not scared of that guy.
Face me then, puppy.
That's right.
Oh, give us eyes, I can't not scare you.
Missed a knife? Wait.
Still a lie.
I don't see a knife.
What?
What's doing that?
The lights stay on.
Uh, look at this.
Oh my God, I moved my accident, I pressed accidentally.
Is that the guy?
Don't move, I just I learned just let me get that book
Just let me get that book.
Just let me get that book.
Why is it only you?
Just let me get that book.
Just let me get that book.
Objective get out.
Fuck, I lost pictures.
Lost pictures of me?
Hey!
There you go.
Hello?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Where the fuck did he go?
What was that?
Someone knock on my tweaking.
Why are we turning the TV off?
I can't see, I can't see, I can't see.
Fuck is that?
Okay bro, action not funny, action not funny.
I'll face him, I'll face him, I'm not a bitch. I'm your streamer.
Open.
Open.
You always look at me?
What?
Oh, there's too many things going on!
There's not a lot more!
Who's this?
Who's that?
I can't open the door.
There's sausages in between.
Sir, I can't.
What is happening?
Anyone here?
Oh, I would have said that.
I don't wanna run.
Who's eating?
I'm not a pussy.
Hey sir, this is my grandma's apartment, get the fuck out!
I technically own this on paper.
What do you think you're insuring? My grandma?
Yikes.
What's it taste like bro?
You little fucking rat!
Come here and fuck you up bro.
Yeah, you look fucking ugly.
What the fuck is this?
Only in this bitch, yeah, yeah, we're playing this horror game.
now. Whoa.
What?
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, I didn't know I'd take that.
Your little scumbag.
Your little fucking shits in.
Oh, my gosh.
If this was me, I would have
written with a guitar. I was
about to say I accidentally
pressed it.
Oh, my gosh.
If this was me, I would have
written with a guitar. I was
TV TV TV
Mario?
Fuck is making this noise.
Where those boss at before?
Those boss were not there before
Yeah
Oh my god
Hello?
This is why we are getting noise complaints, what are you doing?
I'm confronting him like a boss there were two light switches
What the fuck is this?
What in the mind singing monsters?
I did it.
Oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You didn't even scare me, buddy.
That's right.
I'm the boss of this apartment.
You have to pay rent.
I don't care if you're over there.
I'm gonna increase that rent, bro.
I'll tell you what.
I'm going to increase that rent bro, I tell you fucking have to leave.
That's right, that's right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I can't see, I can't see.
Hello, how are you?
I'm telling you it's annoying.
Is that Schumann lasagna?
We have fish into Trobion, fish into Trobion.
Oh my God, these pictures.
I haven't seen this room before.
What?
Light on please.
What was that, Chad?
What was that?
What was that?
ah, light on please, what was that chat?
yo you good bro?
should stay safe right?
lights
stronger
i can't see
since i am here i can't see
is there light switch in your name?
Can I turn the light back on?
I can't see.
I'm going to try to drive one if you can see right now.
I can't see.
What am I supposed to do?
What did I pick up last year?
This game is actually freaking me out.
I can't think.
I'm just focusing on survival.
The symbols, yeah right.
But what do I do with them?
I'll put them inside of this guy.
I can't see, I can't see.
I can't see. I can't see my trident.
Type 1 if you can see, I can't see.
It's my only point of going.
It's my only point of light.
I can't see, I don't even know where I am!
I wasn't walking.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, and the man was stupid.
Where do I go?
use your flashlight I would do anything for a fucking flashlight
What is it?
What is it, lock?
Oh, how am I supposed to fucking see that bro?
Am I playing proper with jail?
Alright, so I said fish
What?
I will select the fish
Wait, I only have two
Fish
And then, top yard
This guy, what are those two?
Suka, can I brute force it?
Probably not.
Shit.
How do I get up?
I can hide under the bed.
Why would I need to?
Gucci?
Gucci green.
hide from what? I'm not scared, get out
watch your right, watch your right, watch your right
alright, watch your right
okay
ahhhhhh
what the fuck
blue, blue
Blue hexagon
Okay, and then it was fish and
What
There's a shadow.
No, no, no.
Yeah, it's correct, it's correct!
No, it's not.
Is it?
Maybe other way?
Oh, no, no, no!
What?
Yellow?
Oh, it's another riddle!
Is it this? I forgot they look different. I'm scared to look to the right
there's something it's it's it's a nine but it's closed
someone walking
that's the last one that's the last one that's the last one that's the last one
inside inside
Which one I'm forgetting? Which one I'm forgetting?
What? Trista!
Got it.
What's inside? What's inside? Max win, Max win. No! Flashlight!
Flashlight!
Ooh!
You look a lot creepier right now.
Fuck it, you guys.
Buzzard up above!
Alright, here we go, boys.
Yo, I'm the only one who's got to go, bro.
How do my mods find these scams?
all smoke the fat one
yep
you're missing a shoe buddy but didn't even get to finish
Oh, no.
It's part of the lasagna.
Monster?
Stay friendly, I...you were friendly.
I'm Doct from a candle or...
What is this?
I don't know.
I don't know.
There's nothing here in the white room with rats.
I'm scared to turn it on again.
Here?
Back again?
I'm scared to turn it on again.
I can hear.
You do not hear.
Hear what?
I buried him in concrete.
Why?
Nine.
now I hear sounds from the dark voice voice in total darkness I'll turn the
lights off three to one
okay
It's right in the kitchen I got here, it's in here, it's in here
It's right here.
Why is it in the TV room?
It's in the TV room, TV room.
Speak.
Can I put my flashlight on? I don't know.
Where is it?
Can I put my flashlight on? No, I can't, right?
It's alright, I'm fine.
What are you gonna do about it? Turn it off again? Huh? Come to a shit. I'm a man of my own. Fetch.
Fuck, I have to go to the toilet in time. He didn't speak to me.
Hello?
Okay, it's over here somewhere.
Where's this guy?
Finger plus eye plus tooth equals key.
Okay, go to the corpse.
him farm him what's chain I give me a fucking I know is it not in there the
you tensile wait it's in there
well what's that thing bro that you
You can't solve
Show me again where it is show me again give me the lich big oh there's cockroach yikes. That's actually scary
Doesn't show me again
Inflate now
What the fuck is this, what is he trying to have breakfast?
Oh baby, it's all covered.
Dude how can I rip his fucking shit out, his teeth and his eye?
I forgot where the fucking utensil is.
Now kitchen door
Your celestial bro chillax, but you I know you're trying to scare me bro. I'm not that guy. I'm not that guy
For the fucking 20, bro
I don't know, that's okay.
That's close though.
What about here?
Wait in here!
I'm done the cell!
Oh my gosh.
Where do I...
It's not.
Take it from the human?
Yeah, but I need a utensil.
I don't know where that is though.
The little...
With which you fix your bike.
your bike!
Check what?
Finger secured, but I need the teeth from the guy.
TV room on the shelf?
Thank you, I'll be back.
What is that noise?
Don't do that noise ever again.
The shelf, TV room.
You're a king of this here.
I love you!
Back to the guy, let's farm him.
like he's a fucking tree in rust and in one eye and in your fucking teeth
Incheon's class, yes
Who else?
Wait, where's the eye?
Wait, normal eyes?
Let me guess, isn't this fucking wrong, bro?
I actually lose my train of thought with this game bro.
okay so okay okay okay um where is the last piece can i put these in already
no i can't all right we're missing the eye where would the eye be maybe the
door the door
it's closed
Boss
Wow
This room is infinite
I'm on the top here.
3, 2, 1... F***!
I mean...
Okay, but I need light.
I think this is for the old one.
No cabinet in the pantry, kitchen door.
Pantry, what the fuck is a pantry?
Here's something.
Is this a pantry?
Oh!
Oh!
Nice one.
How do I open this?
That's an eye!
No.
Ah!
How do I open this?
From the wall somehow maybe?
Wait
No no no no
Jenna can't play with the game
Oh my gosh, but I feel such I feel like such a pussy
It was a scabby without even making a sound.
I've never had that.
It seemed like what?
Oh.
Is the baby in here?
Shhh.
Shhh.
It's a bow, it's a bow.
We're waking up everyone.
Whoa, chill, chill.
Shhh! Zubow! Zubow!
We're waking up everyone!
Whoa, chill, chill!
Oh fuck, new people do a lot of chillax, bruh.
That's right!
Thank you very much.
Mad?
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all, we got it all, bang!
What?
What in the witchcraft?
Chad!
He is stronger in the dark.
When you light up all the rooms, it will get weaker and you can get out.
There's the key to the box I'm in this evening.
Chad, what I don't like is if a horror game requires skill.
I play to just like focus on not being scared.
How the fuck do you want me to like...
the house is turning into an FPS shooter bro I have to like turn the lights off
and shit oh gosh here we go all right this is the key to the box under the
ceiling the box under the ceiling okay at the top when you light up all the
rooms we get weaker here we go
I got pushed away when I turn it on what's the door
Alright.
Look out for your shot.
Box.
What's inside?
Candles? Nothing to set fire to.
I'm going to cut open.
I can't turn the month shut up tell me to turn the month was that
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Switches whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what in the mr. Beast?
Who's walking who's walking?
So far.
Bro, my heart rate.
My blood is not working, my heart, is this on pause or no?
My thing, it's like the blood is not inside, it's not inside, it's like when you get a
My heart rate is not high, but it's like too low or something. Give me a second.
Shit, I say.
It's like getting numb.
You need to listen, okay? Shut up then.
Okay, let me listen. Let me listen. Let me listen.
When the loop. When the loop, I think.
of
the
I'm like sliding, I can't go up again, Ork!
That would be hard.
God!
I have to all right to this one, right?
I don't know, actually.
This one seems clear.
Is this a riddle?
Fuzz?!
Okay, so I'll try to know where he isn't.
Check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check,
Do I go inside here? I don't understand.
The fuck is happening?
Do I go where the monster isn't?
Let me try.
Walking from inside.
There's three doors.
One has a light.
One has walking.
If it says try again, then I know what to do.
Can we go to the door?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I know it now. Check this out. Count the steps and go that many down.
What? No way. Isn't that?
Someone inside there! We don't go there. We go down.
Someone in there! We don't go there. This is the door.
GG.
Who's Sam's that?
What the fuck from the Adam here?
Someone inside!
Someone inside!
Wait, it's the only dog I can go to.
Three.
What?
What the hell?
But there was no door.
Oh, I go back then.
Is it like one of those games, check you know, like with anomalies?
Check it, check, check.
Like I used to date.
I don't know what it's about.
So what is that? Months on you now?
Yes.
So if I go back I win.
I don't know if I can go that window.
Sounds like I'm outside the door.
What did it say? I was focusing.
The sound of light outside of this spider to what?
Help?
What you want to do?
Okay.
There's only two doors.
Okay.
There's a light there.
Sound!
Down.
fucking million dollars, not this one
x
oh
let's go again, 3 to 1, now
got it
uh
Fuck is this bro, are we inside of an orca?
Alright, I guess there's one right here.
He came if we need to be checked, lucky.
Nope, there.
Cheer up, what was that?
Is this out of the slicer?
Nothing.
I don't know what this is doing.
Refresh line?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
We know you got base.
Those guys that muttered his gun.
Fucking speak of the size of a fucking...
...this room.
Fuck is this...
Is this home?
Doesn't look like it.
Oh my gosh.
What the fuck?
Nooo.
This one.
This one.
Who's this?
Who's this?
Friendly?
Yo, who developed this game chat?
Hello?
Are you the guy that murders everyone?
No.
Like how do you even...
How do you create this fucked up game?
Give me a fucking lighter buddy.
Please, off-shed.
I can't let you in, bro.
Who's walking? Who's walking?
Someone walking.
Give me that flashlight back.
I'm not gonna lie.
Is this a mirror?
Fuck.
Good old Ziggler.
What do you call them zippers? Anything inside?
What? I go up or down?
I forgot about those candles.
Which room is my room though?
There's no noise they said, what about this one?
I'm hearing shit in my mouth.
Ah!
Oh my gosh!
All of the rooms are loud!
Oh my gosh.
All of the rooms are loud.
Which room, which room?
I'm scared I got reset.
The elevator.
Yeah.
Do you mind?
Yo, Jeff, get me out of this game.
Please.
I'm just not going to be able to sleep, bro.
Like, it's not even jump scary right now, but it's just I'm not going to be able to
sleep.
What is this fucked-up game?
No!
Nothing!
nothing wait wait wait but it's this one
hard right bro I hope you realize if
you're frightened the hardware doesn't
just fucking go up when you're scared
anything I'm R.P. that is getting scary
right now you fucking stupid
Candles. Bang. Someone just closed the objective to light up the lights in all rooms.
Can I choose where I put it? What the fuck?
Thought it was smoke
Oh
What is this wait the dog murdered someone is that
Oh
For getting a room and all
I don't know if that...
Yeah.
I can actually place the candles where I want.
That's all rooms, no?
Wait, there's room.
There's room, there's room.
Wait, what?
Turn that shit off.
Huh!
That's...
That's...
Is that a fucking sun? Moon?
Why are you saying GGs?
Why are you saying GGs?
Where's the doll?
Where's the doll?
What the fuck?
What's that all about?
Ah, the gun! No, it's my lighter.
It's over.
Fuck that!
What do I do? Do I go back?
AHHHH!
Hey, we're fine.
Wait, we're not fine.
Wait, we're not fine.
This guy's friendly, didn't he? This guy's...
Wait, was this...
Fast.
Isn't that the same guy?
I'm not kidding.
Why is it in the air?
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
I'm not joking, bro.
All right, all the flashlights on. Can I place them here?
Yes, I can, but I can't turn them on.
Uh-huh. Well, I can place them anywhere, Hogwarts, this game.
How do they even do that?
Okay, one again.
This one.
Hey!
Looked.
Just some? Just the neighbors.
Just the neighbors.
This one's not a one.
This room? This room? This room? This room is missing.
Why? Why? Why? What? What?
It's not gonna happen where you're gonna kill me, you little bitch.
Why does the wall have the bullet?
Didn't put this light that before.
Where you are?
Which room am I forgetting?
Which room am I forgetting this room?
Is this what I was looking for?
That's all it is.
That's all it is.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Well, who said this game would be fucking 30 minutes?
I'm about to crash the fuck out.
I'm in a never-ending game, which is fucking my brain
every single minute, more and more.
On everything I can't sleep with games like these.
If it's some jump scares, like 5 nights is Freddy's, it's okay.
But not this.
There's a guy on the left.
It's every room lit.
It is, no?
So we're ready to go.
3, 2, 1.
Look at this.
Okay.
I have a light.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I do.
I'm not scared.
Hello.
I'm not scared at all changed
What do I want?
Oh.
Nine. I don't want to do it.
Something's gonna happen.
Alright, two more.
Alright. Freedom!
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
We're free.
I can walk, I have lax, I can walk, I can walk, I can walk, I can walk, I can walk,
I can walk, I have lax.
I don't know if that's someone working.
We need to RU and chat, we need to RU and chat.
This is music.
All good?
Nothing normal.
Fashing lights, this was all normal, Chad.
Why are you worried?
Nothing to be worried about freedom, the monster's upstairs, not up.
What do you mean?!
Not even landing up with a jump scare?!
E N D
Shots
That's low key aura
They don't need to end it with a jump scare because they know that they just fucked up your sleep for the next couple of fucking days
What the fuck is that game?
This game actually is aura
I can't click
You have to crash the game
Ask for a refund
Call me absolutely nuts
How much was this game? How much was this game?
Chat, this was one of the scariest games I've ever played
Am I fucking ridiculous?
Am I ridiculous?
Did I get more pussy or no?
That was one of the scariest games I've ever played.
Visage?
Visage got nothing on this.
Am I trippin'?
I did not like that at all.
What are the comments saying on this?
I need to see some reviews.
L-game!
I was not scared.
Bro, you're not tough, bro.
You're not tough.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
This shit is from 2021.
What the fuck?
For the price tag, this little gem delivers.
How much is this, Chad?
I got a gift it from my E-Kid.
Very scary.
Shit my pants.
Yo, same dog.
The fuck.
Was gifted by a good friend to play.
It took me a little bit to beat, but I had fun.
Was short and sweet.
Worth a shot.
If you want a nice smaller experience you are those guys. Oh
This guy only has two reviews incredible game and has you on the edge of your seat the whole time
No, no, what is this profile? No, I'm out bro. I'm out bro. Fuck that shit
Fuck that shit, bro
Five night at Diddy's mansion scary. Oh, what are you waffling about?
chat I
Think I'm a fan of psychological horror games because this is not just jumpscares, you know
Is this called psychological?
That shit gets me spooky bro spooky
Hi boys
Now and any too late boys. I enjoyed that. Thank you for holding my hand while doing this
Will you be able to sleep tonight yay or nay or gay? I don't know if I will be boys
Sorry for the shot was a short stream. I don't even know
Thank you for joining chat as always for joining for the stream. Thank you so much for watching
I hope you enjoy a day morning evening wherever you are
I don't like ending it like this, bro
We need to watch one like like I don't know like reset our fucking brain bro because right now
I have this fucking guy with the fucking twisted eyes in my head. I need a quick little like
reset like cute animal compilation cats being stupid
All right, why is it looking like a horror game?
Shut bro, I love big dogs probably the only one bro those small rat dogs
Oh my god, when there's a girl with a handbag dog. No, bro, and she paid like a thousand because it's a rare breeders of gold
No, bro. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Just go to the animal shelter and get a dog from there, bro
Oh my gosh
Fuck
What no way I understand football
bro cats piss me off sometimes bro sometimes they're just mad for no reason
Oh
Sniff check
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
If I would have a cat waiting for me right now and it would pull that fucking move right after I played this psychological horror game
I don't know what I would do. Oh my gosh. What the fuck is this?
Call the exosist yo yo yo yo
Did we reset our brands this one talking about this is the handbag dog bro. What are you doing, bro?
communets chat small dogs are always as well like they are more likely to like be
bitchy and like start growling for no reason no and I know why because they
have to because they're small and they have to go defense mechanism fast the
big dogs they're not scared bro but the small dogs it's it's nature like they
need to act bigger than they actually are the growl at you they are cute oh
hell no bro oh my gosh bro all animals like you but oh some of those
handbag dogs just growling you for no reason bro and I what do you mean bro
hi guys I'll see you guys tomorrow question the pussy um thank you for
watching um thank you thank you very much for watching um that horror game
was not fucking fun bro that she was fucking that she was a little bit too
scary I suppose I'll see you guys tomorrow on Tuesdays Batman Monday stream
this is the new way of we do it only Tuesday Batman not Monday anymore because
I want to stream on Mondays and yeah oh my god I'm tired that's good boys I'll
see you guys close close close close close I don't know what we're doing
tomorrow I'll come up with something easy peasy yeah peace out boys peace out
thanks for watching them all the follows follow the subs for the people
Bye bye, have a great sleep. Have a great sleep play league tomorrow
I'll see you guys tomorrow 4 p.m. CET in 2 plus 14 and 6 2 plus 16 and 18 hours
Maybe tomorrow first time rocket league why not? I've played it ever I
Have I played one game then a wage quid maybe tomorrow we start like a new game
journey why not like a one-time thing why not all right guys maybe portal
tomorrow portal to a single player because I need to do single player
before multi before corp you told me right I don't know we'll see bye bye
guys bye bye quick horror I just played a cake her now I'm done I'm done I'm done
I buy guys buy you to buy twitch bye I hope you can sleep tonight because remember
the monster careful bro careful when you open those stars put on a candle in
every single room that's what I'm gonna do right now I peace out guys peace out
Bye bye. Don't be scared, bro.