you
I
Well
Wow
Guys, I don't know how to feel bro. I do not know how to feel bro. Oh
My gosh
Who was that last stream, bro? Who was that last stream, bro? Oh, hell no. Oh
Hell no was good was good was good was good. I hope you're all doing well boys. I hope you're all doing well
How we doing on the scale of one through ten your anivia is sped
presentable right
coffee is ready
League is still uninstalled
And I'm trying to recover
I'm trying to recover from what I fucking had to fucking
from what I faced two days ago
Bro, oh hell no bro, oh hell no bro
Guys, this was the first time
This, was this the first time?
I think this was the first time where I cried on my birthday bro
Oh my gosh bro, I felt horrible bro
Yo, I felt horrible bro, yo I'm not even joking bro
Haha, bro the way we left Tyler down the way we left our team down bro. Oh my gosh, bro
No
React to moist video. We will check it out in a minute, bro
When I hear that moisty moisty moist
Moist moist hit us with a critical hit, bro. That's for sure boys. I hope you're all doing well um
You read the title, bro. You read the title
Extraing my first gold. I need to feel some form of joy, bro
I need to feel some form of joy if I can't make that happen in a league tournament
on my b-day
Then I got to do it two days after that by extraing open a fucking knife
Hopefully if I today don't get a knife from the extra cases. It's gonna be G
GG. It's gonna be GG. Also, sleeping schedule completely ruined again. Always those, those
league tourney, sorry, those American tourneys bro, they always cook me. They always cook
me. I was awake until during tournament day. I was watching the rest of the tourney.
I was watching the rest of the tourney. I went from, from, from check and all Tyler
wants a stream. All of a sudden he starts what reviewing my anivia. I dip. I checked
Jinx is a stream I go back to T1. I'm like, okay, maybe he's not maybe he's now over it right all the sudden. He's like
And I told him to go back and not die. Now fuck you. Yo chill chill chill. I know I know I know I know I
Know oh my gosh, bro
And then I went back to like then I went back to like I don't know like a moisture stream to see how he's doing
Bro all the sudden he gets eliminated next game
So I look even worse like that yelling. Oh my gosh, bro. Oh, no
No, bro completely Gigi because he was playing in soil afterwards in top lane
On Garen and soil just was hiding the whole time under a star. Okay. Moist couldn't get fat
Bro, I fucked up so hard, bro. I thought I could won me one and bro
But that's an ego. That's a streamer ego. Oh my gosh, bro completely Gigi
completely gg um but yeah I said how we doing how we doing yesterday was good
when Batman with the boys treated myself with a new bicycle it arrives next
week I'm fucking excited oh my god there was such a cute dog at the bike shop
bro such a cute dog at the bike shop boom boom boom boom boom cute ass dog bro
14 years old 14 years old but still going strong god bless him um but yeah
was great Batman was great had a little cake had a little cake shout out to my
friends bro um who organized a quick little spontaneous cake um bro this this
was awkward bro uh quick little cake bro ice cream cake I'll talk I'll talk
check my favorite sweetest ice cream bro this was an ice cream cake I ate the
whole thing now I'm joking I'm joking I only ate like a quarter we were four
people um now w bro w w w w fury bro w fury chat um so yeah had a cake had a
cake um all of a sudden mid fucking cake eating I check I check my phone bro
all of a sudden like moist critical moist critical made a video about how
you demolish all the pieces of the book bro like let it go bro let it go bro
please like I'm trying to forget that day okay I'm trying to forget that
Okay, I don't think I've ever cried on my birthday. Have I I mean I have today's it yo, bro
I'm sure I pass. All right. All right. All right. If I show us a birthday that will never forget, bro
That I will never forget
Yo, yo, yo, yo, listen to this and listen listen, um
Where do we start?
Where do we start? What is this x-ray thing? I will show you in a minute, bro
I'll show you in a minute
I have to deposit after deposit money crying over losing a weekend, but I don't care about losing myself
But I care if I make my team lose bro because this was fully my fault bro
You don't realize bro because if you were there all day, bro Tyler coached me took me under his wings on
The loud toplane game he was watching my screen shot for one hour
Trying to like get me straight and then he said should I pick you and I was like brother if you pick me
I will not let you down next thing that happens. He fucking first picks Europe and I
Where other people first pick like a fucking diamond 80 carry and he fucking first picks me
And then I feed the game I did worse than Los Polos that game bro Los Polos
Wanted to play league with the VR chat, bro. Sorry with a virtual headset
He was playing with gloves. I'm not I don't know why he was asking whether he can connect a controller
Lost it nothing. Yes, but that still was better than what I did bro because I went what 0 and 8 or something
Bro, I just fucking fed the fucking motor kid fucking voice critical, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god
It's okay. Actually see the water for ship for you, bro WX bro. I saw that he won
I was watching the whole thing, bro. I was watching the whole thing. I couldn't stop thinking about bro
I was awake until like three that day three and a half
I fell asleep after the first be all after the first map
After the first map of a grand fund
Um
But yeah, yeah, yeah
So yeah, my sleeping schedule is completely cooked again boys as well yesterday. I was awake until
After I came back home. Oh my gosh another like 3 a.m. Three and a half a.m. G
G and I woke up early and I woke up early. I
Don't and I'm you may not believe me bro, but I did I did I did that's one a little bit time right now, bro
That's why this coffee is very much needed the stream always makes a much love mr.
much love mr. good and evil bro appreciate that I
remember when Tyler during the coaching was saying oh no no when we were
won't be warning in some shit he was like he was saying some toxic shit I
was like you're chill chill like what you were cool no he was like sorry like
I'm very competitive
Yesterday I realized
Bro, only are you fucking kidding me by the way?
Is it only fucking kidding me right by the way? No, I'm not. Are you serious? They're highest ranked player
Mordekaiser you're fucking on his birthday fuck his birthday
playing a Nivea top lane. How do you die that many times to make it some Mordekaiser's
unkillable? Like just literally if he has AFK'd under his tower, got the wave frozen
the entire time and just when the wave popped up just pressed fucking R.
I didn't know I died. I was not in my headspace. I don't know how to explain it. I was
not in my headspace no no no no no let's not do that let's not do that let's not do
that oh hell no why is my sound so silent today almost Tyler whispering oh my gosh guys
guys guys no no no I don't know if I can watch those bro I don't know if I can watch those
What is this?
Wait, what?
He's gonna get clipped like that too
Was that the ult?
the screen
No
Was this after the game, okay, so fear is changed up a lot of things
and support you if it's picked
hahaha Marlon
you really are a bitch and can't pick it
Marlon so chopped at gaming bro
wait what's for it?
so everybody is gonna
we are locked in there
look at his body bro
we are locked in there
sheesh bro
well lemme go live on the YouTube bro
before I forgot
boom go public here
Suck suck YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube how we doing bro? How we doing bro chat? We're gonna open a goal today. Um, I
Have to I have to open a goal today today. It's not I want to open a goal today
I want I have to open a goal. Okay, and I mean that bro. I mean that and also and also
We're gonna check out moist this video in a minute even though that's gonna be a little bit aware
Trying to forget about that day trying to forget about that day
But yeah, how we doing how we doing check out a clip check and check and check and
What does Adar Zaci say?
Chat, I was yesterday with my boy Furia Batman and Furious is his way Turkish, right?
And he's saying, how's the pronouns? He said, it's not Adar Zaci, it's Adar...
Zaci? Zaci? Zaci? Zaci? Is it Zaci?
Adar Zaci? Zaci or Zaci?
Satchel? Zaci? Zaci? Zaci? Zaci? Zaci? Zaci?
I think it's that
you know only pixel yeah only pixel only pixel the shimmer
but you got no
only pixel what's his name in German
perfect chat Anna is too luck bro he's too long he doesn't have time for no
gold gold gold bro he's from germany right
i love how he's like yeah he's like he's like am i am i forgetting
what is that what is she the music what's like like the sus music bro he's
like in the back of a satellite wait do I know him he has no idea you're good
bro Chad we'll make him know us we'll go run we'll go run 600 cam in 96 hours
bro I've been practicing I've been practicing bro I went for I went for
walk two days ago and I will go for a walk tonight okay is this guy never seen
No, I've never seen him before.
Really?
Exactly.
But I don't know...
I don't watch that much.
I can't get him.
Yeah, ho!
Malone!
He's more like game issue.
I started, you know, to see what's going on.
But the fuck are you doing?
He goes to leave.
Yeah, I'm going to leave.
Wana, check.
Is Wana, why is he asking, bro?
Wana, bro, what the hell?
What the hell?
Why does Wana know like that?
All right, I'm...
Bro, I'm on the go.
I swear he's the go, bro.
He is motivating whole Germany, whole fucking Turkey bro, to become a better version of themselves.
Because of him bro, I set the goal and I will do this.
I will do this bro.
Because my birthday was one day after he completed the 600km challenge, right?
I'm not gonna run a marathon bro, not yet, but I will at least, at the edge of 28,
I will go outside every day.
Hey, that's a start!
That's a start!
I'll go for a walk!
I'll go for a walk every day bro!
I'm already on a two-day two-day streak on a two-day streak
Today was raining all day. I'm a little bit depressed today. I may skip today. I may skip
The streak man today it is what it is, but we did have a good run. We did have a good run. What is this? Oh, no
how would this possibly how would he possibly be mad at me here he's watching a clip of
ladwick surely he's moved on no I died look out here it's under tower only
pixel than it died in that situation a single time I never saw only pixel AFK
under his tower one time let me say sorry he never was under his tower the
entire time he was pushing forward trying to make a play every single time
Why?
I tried to know how to take pink.
Why?
Like, what's a pink?
Why?
I thought I had to do it.
I- I- I- I-
Bro, I-
I-
I- I do not like pressure, bro.
I cannot perform under pressure, bro.
I- I completely threw...
I- I- not an Iivya.
Through the...
I- I did say that.
I did say that.
I'm not playing Tony's game, bro.
You're not playing Allawi.
Oh my god.
Guys like oh my gosh, bro the thing is I thought I would actually stomp on anivia, bro
And yeah, I did stomp I stomp down team bro actually stomp down team. Oh my gosh
No
Damage zero damage, but look at enemy morta kaiser. He didn't die or he didn't get any kills
Do you know did it die fucking ony? That's what I
Bro if I could wrap the genie right now if I could wrap the genie
I would ask for a wish one of the three ones and one of them would be to go back
to 11th of May
Monday
Midnight CET. No, 11pm CET. This one went down on someone else's Rift.
And I just want to fucking play under my tower. I want to play safe. I want to have moist critical at 0 kills.
At 0 kills at 20 minutes. I want to see a happy teller like, whoa, whoa, wait, you're kind of scaling.
You're kind of scaling, Oni. You're kind of scaling, Oni.
Oh my gosh.
Is it useless? You just didn't die?
You scaled, Oni. You scaled, Oni.
Oh, you were so useful in the later teamfights, and imagine if Mordekaiser wasn't that useful.
You were just the way you were.
Why?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Oh my gosh, bro. It was so winnable. It was so winnable. It was so winnable.
It was so winnable, bro. We scale late game. Why am I feeding?
more the Kaiser early game why I don't if I can take another one bro no how many
clips on there yep so you know we were in our stage and I was saying guys back up
why it's over it just to be you it's not your fault you're okay bro yes but
the fight is decided dude I said back up we're not fighting and literally for
We're walking at them. Why did somebody tell me why by the way?
Why oh you
I said guys, please don't walk up here. We're playing at our nexus ping ping ping. Stop walking up article walks up Eric walks up
We're good. We're gonna only walk up. I'm addicted to the damage bro. Fuck you. Ah
Fuck it chill. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Bro, I thought I thought I could one me five. I don't know bro
I thought I could I thought I was scaled
Caughty soul. Oh my gosh
Bro give us one more chance, bro
Bro, they we need to lose us bracket, bro. We need to lose us bracket and redo the tourney
I'm not even joking bro like nah, bro
Nah, bro. All right. All right. Nah, bro
chap
I opened up my fucking YouTube the day after my birthday thinking okay, okay
Thinking okay
Time to move on and then this is the first thing that I see on my home page, bro
The very sole person that has fucked me in the ass on my birthday
First time I've ever cried on my birthday, hopefully the last time.
The most memorable birthday I may have ever had.
Not sure if I want it to be, because I don't know if it's for all the right reasons.
I killed a man on his birthday.
And this is true.
I was man.
Let's see what he has to say.
I haven't watched this yet.
It shows as if, but I haven't.
I just clicked on it to see like, it can be.
Like it can be like, uh, like, like, uh, it was all just a nightmare, wasn't it?
And it was.
Not.
I haven't been able to...
When I hear his voice, when I see his face, when I see his tattoos, like,
Mordekaiser's tattoos, no.
I swear on yo bro. I don't know if I can still you know, I don't yo bro
I'm what I on everything. I've been an early subscriber of this channel, bro
I think even before you hit a mill bro. This is this is
This is a tough one to swallow, bro
More the Kaiser it's I will see in my nightmares
Until I maybe hit 29
Stop shaking
Happened again
There I go
killing again yesterday there was a sweet innocent man just looking to enjoy
his birthday celebrating his 40th birthday what and then murder time out
who told him it's my 40th
huh
turn 28 I mean Loki it took a few years of me yesterday but 40 come on G
in cold blood I didn't mean to know you did you did you got that the flash
on top to be multiple times what we wanted the next search result I didn't
Even though you could do that, nobody that I'm useless!
Stealing Yugi's grandfather's soul, it was brutal, it was inhumane.
There's a streamer named Odiepixel.
You've probably heard of him, he's a massive streamer.
And yesterday, it was his birthday.
And through a divine act of God, a sign
that he deserved to be smited i don't know but the catastrophic circumstances it led to him
meeting me in the top lane of a league of legends tournament and the rest is history
oh if i get on in miru jinxi dante squad i'm fucking happy that's a banger team chat what was the
mistake here what was the mistake that i've done i think it was deciding to play league on my bday
What was I thinking what was I thinking?
All right, we'll make it work. We'll make it work. We'll make it work
If Bradley Martin is an actual ADC main diamond level player, we're good
We could be good. Probelter is a fucking monster. We still got a really good chance.
Look at our team up here. Look at our team up here. Oh my gosh. Just so you realize what happened during that day.
Loos was a captain. All the iron players, all the people who don't know how to play, they were the captains.
And it was a snake draft. So Loos picked one of the challengers, aka Tyler.
Then everyone else picked and then Loos and Tyler mostly Tyler probably because he coached me during the day
I had one of the highest highs Tyler one coaching one of my league games
We were both screaming of joy that Baron play with he lied that that ultimate the teleport that I didn't even know of with
The top lane mission. That's like a new rule or something that Tyler taught me. I beat over to a ward at Baron. I
I...
Just watch this.
One of the highest highs, one of the highest highs.
Chad, if you've never played League, you'll understand what this is, bro.
But this is one of the highest highs a man can achieve.
I know that sounds disgusting, but it's true.
At least for me, it's true.
I was severely addicted to League before, and this reignited my addiction, and I
got stomped throughout that same day.
Mr. M one of the highest highs again that person who coached me a few hours
earlier Tyler one he took me under his wings during a coaching session and then
said if I pick you will you do the things that I taught you and I said yes I
will apply what you taught me like a good boy and I will lock in I will lock
in and I will not troll the tournament so Tyler picks and loves it was
Snakedraft so this was you have two picks not just one they could have picked anybody
They picked Europe and owner picks the first pick
Really good chance. I just I genuinely have no idea
If Bradley Martin is rolling saying that he that we would carry diamond ADC. That's the thing. That's that's the wild card
I think we need to step up to the plate and play jungle.
I don't think we can have Ron playing jungle.
This guy doesn't seem like he can read.
I think he's going to do jungle mobs.
I'm pretty sure we need to jungle.
You can clear camps, right?
Hey, everyone.
Oh, God.
How are you doing, man?
So I've noticed here, Moise Critical said no, no, no when I picked him.
Bradley Martin said no, no, no when I picked him.
was crying and then cobblestone I didn't get to see reaction but I don't
understand what's going on it was it was excitement I was like no no no this
isn't fair fuck we ruined the tournament we're gonna steamroll okay yeah okay
I just want to make sure because I also Brad said he's gonna slap the shit out
of me if I miss or we fuck up because we're expected to win I still can't
believe Bradley Martin was on the list as a diamond 80 carry really does not
Like is he is he diamond ABC or was that shit cap? I haven't seen any of the clips
No way like diamond is insane
He was not wait what?
Like the one he's wearing
He was really bad wait actually
Maybe was a border con and didn't want to get banned like I
uh... uh...
uh...
actually i mean uh...
eric it's the other channel
eric it's the other channel you can cook
what the fuck
i'm going full tryout i may even
act you can close your
tab on disco bro
real quick before you see the slaughter
i want to make it known that i would
into this
with the understanding that only pixel
was flat but washed
that's what he was advertised as
So I was expecting a real, you know clash of the Titans up there a cage you fight. He is very out of practice
Was like five years ago six maybe even maybe even six or seven. I'm not even joking wait
When was I pleasure? When was I plan?
When was I actually plan because on the list where people picked it just said that my peak was planned
Wait, we can see here the seasons, right?
Boom, so I was Plat season 5. When was season 5?
Season 5 League. What year?
2015.
And Tyler picked me as well, probably like, okay, okay, I mean, hey, he's got that plat in him, right?
He's got that plat in him, right? It has to be in there, right?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
A single fucking dagger.
Can you go back and buy another dagger at least?
Hey, come back, come back guys.
Let's learn how to shop.
Okay.
Ron, I need you to buy...
Do you see the shop here?
What the fuck?
Buy a D-ring?
Buy a Doran's Ring start.
Doran's Ring.
And two boys.
And go out to mid.
He's thinking it's full GG.
But little does he know.
birthday boy got a birthday present for you oh my gosh yeah wait I have no
mana I and I'm pushing the wave running into Mordekaiser what am I doing
Bradley! I stunned too!
Oh my god!
At level 6!
Killing! Nice!
Fight, fight, fight!
Focus, Sivir! Focus, Archie! Focus, Archie!
Focus, Archie! Focus, Archie!
I got it, I got it, the top!
I don't need anybody! You do the Archie!
Keep it up! I may die!
I
Tyler I may die
So I'm taking the piss oh my god
I think I said it because I didn't want him to like
Just crash out at me. You know, I wanted to diffuse the situation. I think I'm trying to get into my own head
Why would I say that? I think I wanted to give him a warning like
There may be something popping up on your screen.
Oh my god, I may die.
No.
I may die.
I have no abilities, I wasted them.
I'm sorry guys.
You good?
Are we good?
Nice.
Good shit down there.
We're done.
I'm sorry y'all.
I didn't understand it.
We did it.
Seven minutes in.
I don't think our team has had this much joy throughout this whole tournament aka our one game on the summoner's rift
That amount of joy we have not experienced in our game
I only know once know like the abilities
I don't know how to like play against them because of me you were doing great
No, you did great you did great from everything that I saw on the kill feed Ron
You're the fucking superstar. Thank you, brother. Oh my god. I feel good now
no no don't do it what am i thinking what am i doing
why not go back why not go back why not go back why not go back can i not
just go there just flash do i not have flash do i not have flash
why like this i like i don't have flash who do i think i am faker trying to juke him
after i'm ulted why are we not ulting first
Flashing and hold on now
Poppy's gonna be top soon. Are you winning? Yeah, I'm winning. Nice
You need a run. You need a run. You're good. You're good. You're good. What is RG?
You die. You're not good. You're not good. You need to run. Oh my god
And here it starts you can hear it on Tyler's voice. He's about to get pissed
me not listening I don't know why because I'm like too much I'm not a good
multitasker bro I can't listen and play at the same time bro like not not not
that good I don't know how to explain it bro I may be stupid but like oh man when
he says run like it didn't connect like I thought he was talking about another
teammate was I don't know I don't know it just went in and out I was just
there looking at Mordekaiser running at me like okay I'm in danger and
And everything just went in and out. I don't know
Need a run, need a run, need a run
What is RG?
He's gonna die, he's gonna get mortals, but you're not good, need a run
Why do I flash every time when I'm inside of the mod old? I'm pissing myself off right now. This guy's pissing me off right now
This ain't no fucking me, nobody else
Sorry Tyler, fuck!
Are you coming?
Come down, come down there, if he comes.
Oh, come on, come on, you need to run, you need to run.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
He's gonna die, he's gonna get mortals if you're not good here.
I haven't seen this POV.
Oh my god, I just realized something as well.
The way he says it, he's already done at this point, I can hear it in his voice.
Because listen to what he said, Chad, let's break this down.
Come on, you need to run, you need to run.
He's saying you need to run, you need to run.
And then he realizes,
That bitch-ass AKM is not listening. He is not capable of playing while listening.
Now listen to what he says next.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
He's gonna die.
He's gonna die. He's just gonna die.
At this point I'm not even on the team anymore.
Guys, I, I, oh my god. This makes me sad.
This, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
No.
You're mortal, so you're not good. You're running.
Listen to fucking me! Nobody else!
Leslie, if you want, you can come top waves pushing to me.
If you gank top, we'll probably make him uninstall the game, I think.
Okay. Okay, I'm gonna get the gromp.
Up. We'll probably make him uninstall the game, I think.
Okay. Okay, I'm gonna get the gromp, and then I'm gonna base grab my item, and then I'm gonna come top.
Okay, cool.
I'm gonna come top.
I think I already killed him.
I'm up on him. I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, I'm up on him.
There, you can kill him. You can kill him. You can kill him.
He doesn't have flash. He doesn't have flash. He doesn't have flash.
I got him.
I think they're setting a fight.
Hey, if someone hits 6, get ready to flash for all, Bradley.
I got him.
Are you able to do that?
Okay, only you just not ever walk up again.
You cannot die, I know, I'm not...
Fuck me in the ass.
I have ult.
That's how I'm getting fucked.
I'm gonna try a ganky mid.
Yeah, Eric, you c-
He called that I would uninstall.
Oh my god.
I did uninstall. First thing I did after this tourney was uninstall. Oh my god. He knows what he's doing to his victims.
That's insane. What? How can he read me like that?
I'm through here if you don't watch come to chat. I'm getting gapped. He knows exactly what he's doing
Calling for gangs for that install
alter I
Feel terrible right now
He killed me in game an arrow alter. I'm this fucking bitch
I just need to farm right.
At this point by the way, this question right here, chat, this question right here, I feel
absolutely terrible watching this back.
But I remember exactly, look, look how I ask a question like, what do I do?
Can I do, I just need to farm right?
What can I do?
I can just farm right?
I said that while muted and I was asking my chat because I know that my team
It's just gonna be mad at my damn ass asking questions, bro
I was afraid to speak. I was afraid to move. I didn't know what to fucking do and I'm being dead ass, bro
I'm being dead ass, bro. I I felt
Empty
Yeah, I got six
actually good gang Leslie good game that was good shish hey you're on the run
you're on run oh no that's not good is he's three and all right now and it
doesn't stop there hundred and four CS right now that needs to be calm that
needs to be calm hey yeah that's my bad bro I'm sorry
Shabby looking at my minimap a lot more
Knucklap you sold the game at on a pixel
Are you kept novice?
Knucklap
Nine messages. Oh my god. Oh my god
Nine messages, and they're all tournament related
Feeder on a feeder on a feeder lost by taking me. Oh my god. No, you sold the game
Let it go, bro
You can cover it on a wall life shirt
Chillax, bro. I know I did I
Know I did
Yeah, or yeah, yeah, if you see them approaching you on the minimap. It's a good signal to back out it
got it got it got it got it got it so so what I'm getting PTSD from this I'm
not joking when I walk around outside I'm scared of getting flash fucking
altered from motor from around the corner he knows what he's doing it's
the best place I should go if they're pushing got it got it got it got it
He just puts you in the uptuck on without your voices or not.
Suck!
I should just go back to the small area.
I should just kill you three times!
Yeah, towards your turret generally.
Oh, fuck.
Alright, Archie, go at him.
You're not gonna let him, Archie?
Okay.
At this point, this guy just hopes that somehow no one sees this.
At this point, I just hope that somehow, like, Tyla and my team didn't see this.
Break up.
Boss, you have to stop.
Oh, no, you need to stop dying.
What did he say?
Break up.
Boss, you have to stop.
Did he say boss?
Boss, you have to stop dying?
Wait, what?
That's the guy who always feeds topline, no?
Ah, he said loss.
OK, OK, OK.
In his brain, he's like, wait, who's the iron on the team?
Loss.
Like in his brain, the Instagram had a loss.
And those was just chilling doing fine. It's the fucking sneaky plet who's going zero and four. Oh my gosh
Nice, let's go. Pushes like Archie. Great job.
Archie, you have to start
Only you need to stop dying
You're gonna get flashed on me!
You're gonna be in range. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's our one time
They're not I got fucked. I got fucked. No, you're not. No, you're not. Three of them. Three of them. Oh three of them. Yeah
No, I didn't know that.
Careful guys, this brother...
Yeah, this is a B.
I mean me!
Why is he walking over my dead body like that?
Yeah.
Ha!
Explained in leak times, why he has to go right here.
Explained in leak times, why he has to walk right there over the dead birds.
I'm being badass.
That's no fucking need.
It's warded.
One time it's warded.
No, I didn't know that.
Careful guys, this brother duo is very strong.
I'm gonna tell you something.
They are down a player.
I am tooting inside of P04 right now.
Yes, Moeys!
Yeah, I wanna fair around Moeys if we can.
Dude, I'm feeling good.
Walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up.
Easy, gotcha.
Look at that.
Okay, he's here.
Just push, just push.
Go back?
You gotta specify who we're talking to, bro, you gotta remember I'm stupid.
Oh ye.
Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, my bad, bro.
Haha!
Well he's not near you, he's probably not talking to you.
Oh my god, I'm just-
look at him bro he's like how afraid do you think he is of this anivia right now
like office opponents like bro he like I'm his fucking bitch it's not even close
like it's it's it's it's it's I feel like I could have three lives and he
would still kill me three times like if I would respawn instantly full HP full
mana every single time I think he would kill me three times over and over
You are a caster minion oh my gosh why didn't you just farm CS
liquid you fucking hindsight bitch I don't fucking know bro I don't fucking
know bro if I knew I would have done it if in the moment I was really I would
have done it. Okay?
Come on, careful. Hey, walk up, Bradley.
I'm coming, I'm coming, coming.
We were doing so good, too.
Look at this. It was six to seven.
Kill-wise.
But four of them were to fucking
moist,
murder critical.
Coming, coming, coming.
Should I use my R ability?
why is he why is he looking at me like that he's always looking for the next
kill no and at this point chat it's completely g because you have to realize
I was feeding him in isolation Tyler kind of knew that things were going
badly right he sees the motorcars at 4 oh he's not stupid he's challenger on all
fucking ranks on all regions but my teammates they were clueless bro they
don't play like Tyler right so they saw this mortar coming up and this guy just
one shots them and they think what the fuck going on bro I'm trying this is
where I oh my god that damage this is where it breaks out this is where the
whole team realizes that I really fucked up
it's not that I do not move, no eyes!
look at Zona
just getting fucking two shot
good shit run
that's time I might have lost
yes nice
mord can take
oh my god
oh my god that's Lose
you're a beautiful man
oh my god
fuck I lost his vision
AHHHHH! He doesn't even respect the tower because he doesn't have to! Because he's 6 and 0!
I feel like at this point he could have won the game 1v5. I'm not even joking.
So, you can go there.
When you run, this guy's mouse hard to hit.
Oh no.
Try and kill him and get out.
Not the time, I feel these.
I don't care, mouse hard died. It's fine.
It's too good for this, I believe.
Mouserakar, it's not bad, you have to go too, it's good.
Uh, I got Mordekaiser ult, I'll finish.
Hmm, this Mordekaiser is going to be too heavy. I don't know, it's going to be impossible.
That's my bad, guys, that's my bad.
Yeah, it's completely your fault.
I know. I'll make up for it.
Oh!
Yeah, I didn't just... Yeah, I did.
Oh my god, I can't watch this!
I can't watch this.
What do you do when this shit hits the fan and you can't fix it?
Like I don't even like oh my I thought like I have to find a way to fix this like
What item can I buy like what can I do like do I call mood I ask for a script?
Loki maybe should have done that
Chill guys, it's not juicy, please no
I didn't want to believe it she like newbie every belief
One shot down
Okay, someone should cover nice. Where should I go? Oh
No
This is good. This is good. You pushing together my god. We're fucking on the miss over for them. Oh god. It's over
That would leave one of the saddest
bro is nice and toasty and morta kai's is backpack saying we
these things I've ever seen a human being do in a video game
I don't know if that guy's lucid has anyone checked if losus awake right now on stream
that was crazy oh my this is okay it's fine it's fine just keep fighting keep
fighting keep fighting keep fighting oh I'm just gonna TP for shield I'm
coming in behind them yes don't die don't fight this don't hold me keep
going forward now how is he so tanky how is he so tanky
Vaz! This feels like Elden Ring and he's the end boss!
Oh my god. Alright I'm just-
Who fed this guy?
Oh my gosh.
Gonna take this for a kill.
Why me? I'm already dead. I'm already dead.
Moist? Why the bird? For the sixth time.
Oh, bro.
Okay, Nocturne is in thing.
More go, more go, more go, more go.
Oh my god, huge.
Keep going, Charlie. Keep going, Charlie. Keep going, Charlie.
We fucked him. We fucked him.
That's GG. GG, we in. We in.
We did it. Oh my god.
We can win.
What just happened?
happened complete one before we can end we can end we can end hindsight's 2020 but
that is actually so upsetting because it could have been a penta if I positioned
myself better because my passive was up and Sivir was really low bro can't get
enough it could have been a penta very upsetting I didn't see how low
I was focusing on like the stronger players there.
We're dying on the enemy team! Could have been a penta!
This is biblical levels of greed, bro.
So, Eric and Tyler, but I also could have killed Sivir for the penta if I had just
pissed myself a little bit better near turret.
I could have just gone a little more...
I've wet dreams. I bought a double kill.
Chill, bro.
or down and I would have just got the freest pin to ever
and I'm kind of upset that I missed it.
yes say it say it please
I'm sorry what the fuck is happening no I fucked up those I got over the game
what's the fuck just happened I fucked up those I game
tell me it's not over it's over yeah I mean there's we can't win you freer
like just me there you know if you don't play the game it's not your fault I mean
tell me what you want me to do
you can do that that's what all you can do actually it's on me it's on me I
It's gonna be very close, I think
Let's not end. Yeah, I think you're right. I got I got excited. I got excited
Okay, oh for a second. I thought he was gonna say let's not end. Let's edge them. Let's make them all in it
Yo, okay at least at least at least at least at least at least not bad
Go take dragon right now. Don't care about that. Go take dragon. Go take dragon.
Go on a drag, go on a drag.
Yep, drag.
Well, how do y'all learn it?
You need to make sure you don't rush Baron here.
There's so much mechanics here, oh my god.
I've played this game for 16 years with my fucking life, Bron. My entire life.
Swaying away is the game.
Okay. That's what it takes.
Bron, I was afraid I was going to have to smack you again, bro.
No!
I think you should go probably actually because Poppy has a billion MR.
16 years of clicking around bro.
I've spent more time on the summoner's rift than I had in reality run.
I really don't want to pull Baron.
Yo we don't have smite, we don't have smite, you're right.
You can look Leona up.
If you can hit, if you can hit, if you can hit.
At this point, I was still like, there has to be a way.
Like this can't be right.
This can't be right.
There has to be a way, right?
I was like, I was seeing ways like maybe I wall one in
with W. I've played Nivea back in the day.
Been a bit rusty, as you can see, but I was thinking
like maybe we wall one of them like in.
The rest can't go inside like guys, come on,
Kill Mortar, Mortar, Mortar, Focus Mortar, Mortar!
Bang!
SHUT DOWN!
Plus 1000 gold on Tyler, and he's like,
Guys, wait a second!
He buys a fucking item, he gets all the sudden,
X-Power Spike, and then, suck.
The rest of the team doesn't know what they're doing
because the fucking MVP is down.
All of a sudden, we win a teamfight, we do Baron.
And then, guys, push, push, push, push, push!
We get Inhap, so they can't push anymore.
And then, suck, somehow we fucking win the game.
I was like, this can't be.
Hit anyone with an ult, it's good.
I got a robber
I don't even know what I am on the map
Let's face it was ever
See see see
Yeah, maybe I was thinking right now. I am on the map. Yeah, boom boom look look look the space for the plan
It's coming together
What I thought about we wall the enemies off and more is fucking in at this point more the model focus more the model
I'm here.
It's.
It's seven Charlie's winning in there.
So go go.
Go.
I don't know if we can end with Minions on the last tower.
He has to be edging.
When I watch K.A.D.R.C.E. stream fuck until I come one and shit, they end the game when
you think they can't.
This looks endable.
Very endable.
Am I tweaking?
No, it's gonna be tough.
Oh no, we can get this.
It's gonna be tough. Oh, no, we can get this. Yeah, no shot.
They're taking the piss they hold us all stitch back. Oh my god, I'm actually going I just flashed the fuck out of them
It's a two-literating isn't it? It's like a drug. I love this. Mm-hmm
Run back man. Oh, yes, sir. I'm a fucking peon see you gotta talk to me like that sometimes you gotta just
Pop you
Come on, sorry
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry ready to fight. I'm just gonna grab poppy you guys can fight
Not Eric, not Eric.
No, no.
No, no, no.
I don't know when to see Eric's beauty.
He got to be pissed here.
Oh my gosh.
We win?
No, just not somewhere where.
No one back, I'm back.
Oh my god.
It's too pussy.
A little sorry by the way.
It feels quite fine.
Oh my God! We are legends!
Wee!
I'm just trying to hit some voice lines, maybe it'll like...
Yeah, it's 4000 HP.
Yeah, eventually.
I thought that hit great. I can see that.
I can see that.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm just trying, like, I don't know.
Is this shit AI?
No, that's a...
That's a certified big LCS moment right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just trying to get like that moment, you know what I'm saying?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I dig it.
Oh, I don't want to see all PLB again.
I have heals, don't worry.
The vibes work.
We can push these many cooldowns.
Okay, pushing, pushing.
Now look at this next thing.
Chat.
This...
was the cherry...
on top of the birthday cake.
What's about to happen next...
is something that I didn't even know was possible.
Mordekaiser aka Moist, Mordekritical, 12 and 0, right?
The whole enemy team of us is trying to defend, so he kinda has to like, figure out like, to be teamfight, kinda risky, what if we get unlucky?
Look what he does.
This is him right here.
He puts me into the octagon for the what feels like one millionth time and he just attacks
the nexus.
I don't even exist.
Just kill these nibs.
And I've seen other people.
And it's like 1v1 Nexus fight, they kite away from the enemy, right?
Look at this guy.
He's like, out to attacking the Nexus and kiting into me.
Nice flash.
Because I'm nothing!
I'm nothing!
Nice eye.
I am nothing!
They're hoping me.
Look at this.
It's gone.
And nothing my teammates could do.
Why?
stuck with him in this 1v1 octagon oh the cherry on top
probably more
listen to me
somehow trying to justify what just happened
it's like
it's like you receive a bad grade in school and you like to your mom like
how about the questions they were like
they didn't make sense i didn't study for those
i'm not joking it felt like that
it really did
i saw guys i'm sorry this is all on me the questions they were stupid like
that they asked in the test
we had we had no idea that we need to study this
and i fucked up the draft that's my fault
no it's not no no no no no no Tyler playing nice guy bro
bro this cutie like he's trying to like i don't know like not to get the
chats to attack anybody but
bro it was absolutely my fucking fault
i don't know i don't know
i bet you're on a hundred ping actually so you don't have a fucking
no stop bro this is the bad coming out of him bro
this guy bro w Tyler on the chat but
no bro it was not the ping
111 thing it was
No, I could have still done way more
As for pro...
I just...
Yeah, I just care.
You did it Ron!
You let us do the dub!
You let us do the dub, Ron!
Now it's all you!
It was all Ron!
Oh my god, Ron!
Oh my god, you were fucking right, man!
Good shit, boys and girls.
That was good, buddy.
We did it!
12 and 0
Look at him look look at moist look at moist more the critical like we're all dead we're
all dead and he's like after killing us bro he's like inspecting like look like oh this
is like look you advanced stats instantly bro like it's like it's an enemy and see
yes like suck view advanced stats instantly crafts
back to my clothes dude
yeah you know what you did bro don't like surprise bro
nah he knows bro what do you mean
like you know bro this is my first second round
oh god oh my god wait I was one in seven what
that was an impactful one in seven
14 and oh holy aura
bro you're leading in kills and bets and assists
oh my god
one and ten not bad
do we have pretty good gold i have pretty good at earning gold
you're good you're not you did great like literally for never touching this game unironically you
played super fine like you did exactly what we needed you to do legit bro yeah that was awesome thank
Thank you Ron. Oh my god. No thank you guys y'all this is this is this is this is where legends are made y'all
You want their life in it so bad, huh?
It's gotta wait Bradley was on that team
Bradley I any carry right miss fortune is this Bradley MF
Not always diamond, bro. No way he's diamond or
22k damage, 5 and 2? I mean, I don't know.
I'm playing good gold, I'm pretty good at earning gold.
You're good, you're an actor.
You did great.
I didn't even realize that that wasn't the game.
I found it because it was 1v5, but...
Literally for never touching this game,
unironically you played super fine.
Like you did exactly...
Maybe he was diamond like 10 years ago, like me.
GG.
Exactly what we needed you to do.
Legit it.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, that was awesome.
Thank you, Ron.
Oh my god, no thank you guys, y'all.
this is this is this is
this is what legends are made y'all
you want that long it's so bad
it's gotta hit one of these times
oh my god
wait bradley pov?
okay let's make sure we buy the red
hahahaha yo
i feel like i'm watching a stream of a porn star
why is he on this setup
chillax
red items here
let's see
black fire torch
hey deblade deblade deblade
not boots refund it
the
no no no no
said we
the boots cost three hundred
why do you only get back to a ten
you know
there's a undo button no
no no no, I was talking to Bradley
Going into arrow
Yep, yeah, I'm tripping wait. What's the one you was when you talking about Doran's blade
Hey, hey guys the minions your spot
Big be bro
Wait so they're out of the tournament completely lost to the shopkeeper.
Yeah and I'm pretty sure Pixel's never gonna touch the game again he had the worst time
of his life up there.
I don't know if League is my game.
Game bro.
How to uninstall League bro.
How to uninstall this fucking game bro.
Everything that I love chat.
Like he cut it out bro.
But I was lowkey crying bro.
And that's why I insented it as well bro.
Like lowkey like I was folding back tears bro.
I felt bad bro.
Tyler took me under his wings for the coaching session.
Right.
And then asks me if I picked you.
Are you gonna apply what I told you.
I was yes.
Yes I will Tyler.
and he first picked me and his brother and then I completely ruined the game
took me Anna's wings and I didn't just play bad no no no no no no no no no no
because it's always recover some of his bad no I was it looked like I placed
step back on the enemy team bro which I didn't brother nah bro on everything that
I love bro was this the only time I've ever cried on my birthday I don't know
probably may sometimes tears of joy bro I actually bro if you check the board
bro like I was I was holding back you could hear it in my voice I felt so bad
with these guys they were ready they were practicing for this tourney they
were ready they wanted to like have a long nice stream right to tie up full
competitive few wants to win those first picks us and then we do that also
tell uh... tell only happy birthday for me
let them know
which in which in a great birthday
that's super sweet
that was fun that was a lot of fun
let us see more and open my birthday brother
uh... no like i said man it's just a birthday spankings it's uh... it's
something we go over here and we have a good time we get a little bit of
We have a chat I went into his chat afterwards
Right and said that there's more more to my birthday, which he did and I also said because at this point
I was trying to do damage control right I was feeling ups. I've already ended stream and I was stream hopping
I read a Tyler so maybe like he's like, okay
I like it like he's he feels bad like I was like I wanted him to know like yes
He okay feels terrible like he like you know rated that the person believed in me
And then I was like chat hoppin like I was like I was not not texting Tyler's text
Oh, no, no, I didn't drop a single message because I was scared I
Did not announce my presence
Okay, but I was watching and I was switching sometimes between moist
And between Tyler and between Jinxie if if Tyler got mad at me like he was thinking about stuff, right like
But I only should have done this then I was switching streams like I couldn't watch it
I couldn't watch it
So I was like switching to moist and stuff and I was saying like yo, bro attacks in this channel was please
Lock in on the next games go to the grand final win the whole tourney
So I don't look like I feed it for no reason bro play like a challenger
Like you are
Like you played against us and please go all the way bro. So Tyler can say
Hey, hey, we lost against the team who won the Horturni.
Guess what happens in the next game?
Moist, critical, top lane against Zoyle,
against the iron player.
Zoyle has not touched this game ever.
His coach told him, his teammate told him to use
Garen and Moist critical did not take over the game.
Zoyle was just camping under the tower, didn't give him a single kill.
He was at like 20 CS after 30 minutes.
But that won him the game.
Moist got eliminated the very next game and went like, I can't remember 1-3 or something.
And imagine Tyler seeing that.
Imagine my teammates seeing that.
thinking okay maybe we lost against faker bro they just didn't give him kills
she's yeah I'd like a really good dude yeah I would have done better if I just
chilled another tower and it none and did none scaled late game holy fuck you're
pushing me it's only up from here it's only up from here we go Tyler but we
go duo queue I'm never playing with you again
yo listen Tyler if you ever want to play 2k bro
oh my gosh he doesn't let me anything you guys this is a big deal to me by the
way for you guys just like a Monday
right so much what a fun tournament we
lost in the second round but it doesn't
matter we had that glorious game one we
were the people's champions and being
honest Tyler was fucking spitting there
he's talking about how much he hates to
lose I get that mentality completely
when it comes to competition I get
sweaty I hate losing our e-sports
teams I'm devastated when we drop
up a game or lose a series. And even in like low stakes tournaments like this, I fucking
want to win. Like, that's extremely fun. It really does not feel good to lose, even in
something as silly as this. So I get it. And god damn it, this will probably be the only
time I ever beat Tyler won at anything. Although this is an indirect W over him. I'll fucking
take it. So yeah. Anyway, I wanted to be up about this and show some of it from
yesterday that's really about it yeah see the play oh no no no no no no back
back back oh my god oh my god oh my god no no no no no no chill I'm scared I'm
scared I'm scared oh my gosh Jets G G it was me he killed me the way Charlie's
team sounds so sweet with each other while the other team were just screaming
at each other fucking fried me
In cold blood and didn't mean to in the same sentence Lamal
For what it's worth Charlie if someone's playing League on the birthday that probably already done inside
Now I am classic rule of mobus the aggro team loses the chill team wins
That is literally true
Oh my god, bro.
Jetta, are there any more clips from Tyler after that?
I don't know if I want to see him, but oh my gosh, bro.
Actual, oh my gosh. What is this?
Hey, a birthday that I will never forget. That's for sure, bro. Thanks to
Moist more the critical, bro. I will never forget this birthday, bro. Maybe not for the right reasons, but she's
getting coached by T1 in league then getting first picked and then throwing
his tournament by Morde Kaisers is fucking by by by by Moises Morde
yo shut oh my god when he said that he doesn't like losing chat I don't really
am I weak I don't mind losing I don't mind losing if I lose like in a
tournament I don't mind if it's a 1v1 tournament like chess tournament versus
Jinxie GG bro happy for you right if I would have gone first I said that's fine
I would have been a little bit tilted but not like all my days run but what
gets me fucking sad and disappointed myself is if I let other people who care
down you know and if they believed in me and Tyler first picking me and then
and then me being the reason that that that the game goes this way that made me
fail so bad guys you have like so so bad let me quickly check how I was
feeling at the end of the street because Chad like I bro I'm like I don't
like be showing like how I feel on stream but bro like I was I was I was I
was fighting back tears bro like you can hear it like the oldies they will
hear it in my voice here here look look look look bro like right after
happens you're so in the mode like it's cheese bro no or no look at my eyes
Nah, he's too nice. He's too nice, bro. Nah, I...
If only it's mid, maybe we can farm mid lane?
Look at my eyes!
Wait, my camera's above it.
Chat!
I think no matter what,
the work has been spent, though.
No. Or?
No, no, no, no, no.
Nah, he's too nice. He's too nice, bro.
Nah, I... I needed to play passive, bro.
You hear my voice?
GG, bro.
Is that 111 ping?
Ugh.
I forgot about that.
God damn it.
How did he even kill this is a bad show is he getting just double six and kill him?
Yeah, this is pretty good right here. I'll just game again if more than now looks oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, don't do it. No, no, no
Why do I thumbs up I?
I have no right to run but he thought Eric told him to come here to stay
Fuck man
Joe, I don't know if I would play league against bro
It's not the same short bro that Morda had a game of his lifetime
He was oh man
Moist critical man
Sheesh, bro
Sheesh
Bro, he kept me so fucking hard. You usually want to prep your E and W before you all
His leadership
Gap by Jesus
GG refresher cooldowns on the
Chat, I don't know bro. I don't know. I don't know when we hit league again. I don't know if I will
Congrats to moist congrats to moist
Mother sucker
Mother Sucker
Reinstall
Subscribe bruh I'm sucked on my private account so how do you see how long you've been sucked to someone on everything?
I've been sucked for good
You know how sometimes you say like yeah, I've been an og but I've been full og
I don't know to check that though. This is my private account
Is that a way to check? Redemption, reinstall.
Jack we got this, we got this, we got this, we got this, we got this, we got this, we got this.
I want to play video games. Don't tell me it's wearing gloves.
What? Los, what are you doing?
the chat
this is my this is my this is my how I get ready
why are you wearing gloves
you're already dead Sam
were you the one that was mad? who was it? who was it?
absolutely
why are you fucking kidding me bitch?
you're fucking kidding me
you are the first to speak out of a loop
look at the NOLO
you're fucking gone
That actually pissed me off, bro, like this fucking little shit this little shit, bro
Making us wait and then practice going practice mode, bro
Like everyone waiting for the game to start they will practice mode
Are you taking the piss?
We were like, why is the game not starting meanwhile?
Los never touched the game once bro like he's asking like do I connect my controller and they like in in practice mode, bro
Heal! Heal!
the flag on right nobody is here they start bearing and maybe what ray has
been playing like this alternative what's going on great show dad is blue team gonna
this game is so good if you own this game is is the most fun you ever have
bro if any crowd wants to get into league is looking for caution to play
real top lane hit me up I'll shove you into a beast Alois Netherlands
Wait, it's from the Netherlands?
Chat! First person I would ask for sure for coaching bro.
Like the most I would want to do it with is Big T but I don't think he wants that anymore.
And number one of course I have to, bro I got to do it with Kader bro.
I want to do it with Kader bro.
Kader and I, we have to hop in bro. We have to hop in.
W wrong, he actually shouted me out with that.
We have to hop in.
oh no let's see what coach would have to say coach big C now on a you're
disgusting oh no I'm sorry I would glaze you but that was fucking disgusting
what are we doing what are we doing his team is if he didn't die four times
his team is five two he's a hundred ping bro the wall hundred ping I get it
the wall hundred things I could see it the queue I'm sure you know I'm
Oh my gosh, what's this?
Yeah, so it's a route, it's now on route out of the same thing.
So guys, I'm actually getting information that Arrow is actually the second best CS player to play in this tournament, right behind Onepixel.
He picks those dog shit at CS.
Honestly, I actually don't know who's better than him.
They will hold up in case.
This Mortarhager pick has been a daunting figure
for every single team, this tournament.
And it's looking like he's up to G.C.S at the top.
I'm not bad at CS, bro.
That's actually one game where you can't have nothing on me.
That's one game where you can't have nothing on me.
No, no, no, no.
CS is the one game, bro, like, come on, G.
What is this?
So my mission
Whoa
The one I've sent you you can visit from anywhere Maya he got Ted
is
My on Ted talk and is to use the internet
Militation process so I'd call him from this who wouldn't do holy shit. This looks like AI. That's crazy. That's crazy
W Maya what the fuck?
What the fuck? I will watch this off stream. That's actually goaded. That is fucking goaded
That is fucking goaded
They young
Yeah, I'm not watching a talk on stream, bro
Let me see that is that is goaded
What is this I
Saw this I saw this I saw this I saw this
W Malan, W Arda, W Arda, enough of Malan's pronunciations, Arda.
What else, Shay?
What else?
What is this?
I have to unbox the goal, bro.
I need to feel some joy.
VCT changes, starting in 2027, path to Masters and Champions will begin with open quali-
Why?
Why did you make this?
Are they competing all year through rather than competing all year to wait so CS goes from RM ours to
To the system of through all the whole year and leak sorry Valorant now switches to the system that we have to arm ours
So what do you prefer, VIS points? Qualifying to the major by being in the top 30 or whatever
it is? Or do you prefer this one tournament, major qualifier tournament? Of course VIS you
have less upsets, which could mean a greater major in the end because the better teams
will be there more likely than some random win in BO3. Okay everyone is saying VIS
interesting. I did enjoy our mother a lot like the tournament watch parties. Oh, no.
Oh, my God, they had a face like this blind. What kind of you can R anybody?
Why is more than everywhere?
Watch out for there.
What are we going to cover? What are we going to do instead of this instead?
Anything that doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
Kill you.
It's over.
14-0?
Okay, okay.
What?
Oh my god, he didn't say only, he didn't say only, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Is that the part where he's blaming the tournament?
No, no.
Snakedraft
Yes, yeah. Yeah, yeah snake rough snake draft broke
Shizer off that's how we lost what else?
The CS community market has received major updates to improve item pages listings and search filters read more
Jack what is going on with CS? I saw this yesterday
They updated the market you acts completely look
Look, this is what the steam market, does it look like it right now or will it look like
it?
Let me check.
I don't know, are we going in the right direction?
Do we, we're currently beta testing areas of the market like the item pages.
We welcome your feedback.
Boom.
It's the first time I see it.
Sealed Debt Hand Terminal.
Okay, this looks almost all the, wow.
Okay, this is nice. A much improved graph. You still have the feature of zooming in week, month, year. This is really smooth, really smooth. And a lot more data points, a lot more data points. And it shows volume easily before it only showed one line of the price and you had to hover over it, right? So yeah, they did change that. What about an item?
M9, no no no no no, flip Doppler, oh, oh, am I on CS float?
Indame items, okay that looks fucking nice, the way it fucking pops up, flip Doppler,
I click on it, wow it shows the different conditions, that's insane.
it even have us above it you see holy clean design bro you can switch to
statrack what it shows all the different listings don't tell me these
are already the patterns no way it's just phases it's just phases I thought I
thought what is the picture thing wait what does this say this listing
doesn't yet have unique or enhanced images yet the image shown here may vary
slightly from this item oh my god it's gonna come they're gonna bring screenshots
let me check what about what about skins like red line with stickers
what the fuck that's insane and you can switch between all the listings just
browse like that holy fucking shit you can see the craft how it got applied with
the in-game scratches and the in-game positioning I mean oh my it shows the
actual placement this is clean damn they want to get the share of the market
places is that a good thing or a bad thing is that a good thing or a bad
thing what if we have no CS flow but everything is steam market they will
never they will never let us cash out on steam right they will never be cash
right because they can't with the laws and shit
the fee is pretty high but not the the the worst
this is insane even here in the preview chose you can switch the fucking
skins intercustom what is this like what if I am for how well what is this for M4
just for the AK so can I put up a power Wow I put I buy power at filter
listings boys and it shows me skins with other power it filtered a lot of
marketplaces don't even have what if I put Cato Vito holo Cato Vito holo
2014
Nine I
See what it's doing if one of the stickers cat of it sir and one of the stickers says 2014 and just connects them right
This is cat of 2015 and this is cologne 2014. Yeah
Can I do it like this I?
Programmed bro. I know how this works if I do it like this it should only take no one
Shit, though.
Man, it doesn't work.
That is still crazy, though.
Does it show the shams as well?
On this one is a sham applied.
Show me.
Wow!
Shit.
What?
I see all of you guys saying W.
Is this a W?
Because what my first impression yesterday,
maybe I haven't thought about it enough.
But when I saw it while I wasn't like with my boys,
I was looking at my phone,
I saw this up and I was like, ooh, I don't know.
Because call me nuts.
What they've been doing until now
is before this update, what they were trying to do was,
we said this for a long time, right?
I said, like, I don't know, like three months ago,
they're trying to fucking take over the marketplaces
with C market, right?
Because what they started doing was not making
the C market better, but worsening the product
of marketplaces, of other ones.
How?
They started implementing things like if you buy cases
of a marketplace, you can't open them.
If you buy them off the C market, you can.
If you buy a stick out to apply to your weapon
from a marketplace, or a gun that you want
to play your sticker onto from a marketplace, another one.
It's locked for 10 days.
You can't do anything with it.
You can't interact with it with anything.
If you buy it from the steam market, you can.
It felt like they were just trying to worsen
the other products, but not improving their own.
And winning over market share that way.
Now they start improving their own product as well.
Um
Marketplaces lower the price though
That's for scams you're thinking only terms of CSS update is good for all games
Yes, true true. I mean this is 99% all for CS, right?
Because like look all with the inspecting stuff like then this is this is the this is the money machine money machine
Um, let me see. Well, what about other what about other?
Like rust
Hmm
Wow
Quantity for sale
Wow for everything what about steam items I
Mean a it's fucking clean. It is fucking clean
Gf2
Does it show what if I search burning
Burning.
Ooh.
Does it show them?
No.
Yeah, the CS one is the most unique, right? It's the most tailored, right?
I mean, yeah, of course, of course.
Ooh.
Wow.
I mean, this is fucking insane.
Sheesh.
Joe, what do you think about this update?
What do you think about this update?
Um, boy, what?
Kera Vitaolo and pattern based?
What do you mean pattern based?
Don't care, W?
Community market, boom, boom, boom.
How can I do it just applied?
I can't do it including description
aha
Included in description like this
Wow, I can see all cat was listed on the steam market now
For this before you had to use like did you have to use weird tools? I don't know if this was possible before I think it was
Let me sort lowest to highest yes, I
Mean they're all kind of ass, but still it's nice to see
clan mustacool on this one and even shows the sticker scrape level wow before
this before this update you needed to have an add-on for that no I don't think
you saw this before that's nice so they even consider the collector shed what
is the most exit what are the most expensive catalyst listen right now
we already at 700 euros and we have shit like oh this one is kind of unique
the glock war dynamite it doesn't exist much with the kettles
oh boom this one is kind of unique
kind of good looking if this was on best pass
you have a Titan holo blue laminate that's a classic but scrappy scraped
but you're not fooling anybody with a new update
No!
Jeez, this is clean. Oh my god. Wait, that's it?
I mean, yeah, because the steam limit. So do you think they will increase the limit to something higher than 2000?
This is why as well I was thinking and a lot of people were thinking why they made gold trade-ups shed.
Because the steam market limit is two thousand dollars, right? Or two thousand euros.
Knives a lot of knives were all above the 2,000 limit cap
So they were not selling on the steam market only outside of on other market places. What do they do?
They fucking release gold trade-ups aka rats become more expensive now. They're like 200 euros 300 euros blah blah blah
And goals had a drop in price now everything is below the steam market cap almost, you know
So yeah
They may even push them lower more I don't know
Two Ks so they comply with financial regulations that would otherwise classify them as a bank really
Really
Consider that I've never heard about that. I'll be honest. I forgot about it
Interesting
What should I search for Chad I?
I can't search for blue German wait. What if I search for case on can I see all the knives wait what?
Nine the only if inspection weapons or
Wait, no, no, wait, I haven't click on the carambit boom
For sale 38
Yo, this is insane this is insane
I
Because sometimes like the steam market is the most
Widespread market right like this is the normie market, bro
It's of course not the best market at least right now
But this is the normie market if there's a clueless person who unboxes a knife
On a fucking Sunday afternoon after work a lot of times it ends up on the steam market
Like you see blue gem cell here. You see some weird caro crafts sell on the steam market all the time
This is kind of cool to browse like this like see what's listed, you know
Mmm, sometimes you can snipe crazy stuff if it doesn't get bought it because a lot of boats a
lot of boats
Butterfly
What's the most expensive one listen right now?
High to low is a blue gem probably not
Probably not no, that's not all right. Um, very cool update very very pleasant to the oise update
I don't mind that at all. I don't mind that at all chat
Talking about the steam market, talking about spending money. You could say
wasting money. Read the title. It may be time for me to open my first gold using
the mother-sucking x-ray scanner. If you're not aware, the thing that gave
me joy in life gold gold gold cases cases cases i'm over exaggerating there's a lot more to life
than cases lots more things to life um they took it away they took it away banned in germany banned
in the netherlands um and what we got instead is something a little bit more depressing called the
x-ray scanner yeah it reminds you of the doctor if you ever had an x-ray it's not nice you can't
have those too often because you guys always a little bit of radiation right
this is what it looks like I've never opened a gold from the x-ray scanner
this update got released like a quarter of a year ago I didn't see the fun in it
so I've never really went hard which means I haven't touched cases in a
bit I've stick to trade-offs I've stick to Bobby terminals which are all
awful and today I want to open my first gold using the x-ray scanner
Boys and girls, put your glasses on, bada bing bada bang, we're entering the fucking radiation zone.
This is what it looks like. It fucking scans it open and it fucks you in the air.
Oh, a pink, huh?
Wait, what?
Oh, my first one? Wait, what? I was just trying to show how it works.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I mean, hey, I'll take it.
You have to then buy the skin and then claim the item.
This is how they go around saying this is not gambling.
Cases is gambling. This is not gambling. I did not gamble. I didn't gamble for the shapewood. No, no, no, no, no, no
I opened my container and then it offered me a P90 shape one for two dollars and 19
Which happens to be the price of the key and guess what I just bought it
I just bought it. This is not gambling W valve row trying to keep people safe. Um, so yeah
boys and girls, I want to open a
gold using this
method okay um what do we have to do for that we have to waste our money how much
money do I have right now 25 cents it's time to fucking pump those numbers up
how much should I deposit boys how much should I deposit and be honest and be
honest I have an open case in a bit I want to stick to expensive cases I think
I really want to stick to maybe revolver chroma 2k 5k bro the max is
2k the max is 2k. Should I start with should I start with with 1000 euros and
if we don't unbox the bolt like I can always deposit more because why when I
want wait let me just do a little bit less I'll do like we can start with a
little bit now. I don't know if I have inventory space though. 2K? Why you want me to Instagram
with 2K? Uh, suck. Okay, let me pause it. Let me deep... I got not some of the recall
case twice. What? That's insane. Okay, view my wallet. Let me hide my screen. Let
Let me hide my screen.
Mark it.
M9 Doppler.
Chat, let me start with how much?
I don't want to start with too much.
Like if I get a knife after first case,
I won't continue, bro.
I stopped when I got a knife.
I stopped when I got a knife and I opened 10 more.
Like checking for the back to nothing, to nothing,
to nothing, to back.
Do 500, do I do 500 steps check?
500 each time?
Yay or nay or gay?
I look like that, so we have four potential steps.
Four potential steps.
All right, let's do it.
Let me depot, let me depot.
How do I add a barrel with this new, I have it.
M9, bada bing bada bang.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this shit?
No!
Boys and girls, the method may be broken.
How you used to be able to deposit a lot at once was via biota.
I normally taught me this.
I pressed on Biota with a new overlay, with a new layout, I click Add Funds and it goes
to fucking this option right here.
It doesn't let me do all one.
It got patched.
Oh my gosh, I have to click so many times a hundred.
Why would they fix that, bro?
Why would they fix that?
You exposed it?
Bro, why are they throwing an eye?
All right, let me go in 100 of steps. Oh, this is annoying as shit
You can turn on old overlay how all right plus 100 plus 100
You can see top right my money go up you can see I should know I can't show this unscathed that I leak something
Plus 100 now. Let me go back at funds another 100
Can someone check if the old overlay works
We got 200
Bank is asking if I'm sure got them right I'm sure I
Know I'm getting scammed. You don't have to warn me about a bra
All right, 300 is incoming.
For the next time, I will use the old, like check if it works.
And boom.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
If you ask the beta, can you rejoin the beta chat?
Yay or nay?
All right, we got how much?
I think I'm at 400.
Let me do one more.
Yes?
OK.
Jed, you know what's annoying?
You know what's annoying?
I really want to play League.
Wow.
React to Eurovision 2026.
Is that today?
No way.
like bro i really want to play league bro like i feel like i could have done so much more
all right boom how much are we at we are at 400s let me do one more and then we
fucking open those cases reinstall it oh my gosh
i don't think kager has time today though
i mean i could go in solo bowlo
and boom 500 euros it is time boys and girls what cases do I buy what cases do I
I buy what are we getting right now let me close the cards
revolver you want to go straight in with revolver that's kind of crazy let me
see I want to do some spicy ones as well I want to some spice ones well let
me for euros doesn't work with baron if you go to exist in animals price tag but
sadly don't I buy it then bikes like um why are they for euros bro let me buy a
couple fuck it see what's that let me see where it's at like this is diabolical
type one if you agree but it could be a one million dollar karamba bro that's
thing. Check, is the Corambert 3x7 factory new still in mill? I haven't paid attention to the
market closely. At all. At all. How much are we talking? Two million. What? No way. Boys and girls,
I have not opened cases in a bit. It's been a bit revolver case. It's been a bit.
it's been a bit chat let's see if they bless us bro haven't done cases in a long
as time bro last goals were all through trade-ups through the boring way a lot
people say it's boring. I like it a lot. The edging part made it exciting for me.
I'm not gonna lie. Here we go. Sadly what we have to work with is the Mother Suckin X-ray scanner.
There's no more key entering the case. How does the animation look like? Does it show the key
entering the case? I don't think it does. Yeah, it doesn't. We will never see a key entering
this padlock ever again. I will never see it again. If you live somewhere else,
maybe you will see it you can do it right now I can't I can't they took that away from me and I
will never get it back unless I move to another country like India let me use the scanner like a
good boy three two one my first roller case in a bit takman avalanche we're starting with the
purple did that feel as nice as the dick dick dick dick dick and then it landing on togalt
with the noise the majestic noise of the gold sliding in no it didn't bro I
have to buy the item afterwards and have to claim it oh my gosh let me scan it
open but I think but this feels like a nine to five I feel like a doctor wait
what I thought what if animation change I thought that was it actually hey what
is this foosie 2 bar prank bro that looked like those little scammers look
at it check when you click on the case look at the gold logo at the bottom
Oh wait, I thought it wiggles in and doesn't wiggle in, huh?
I swear it wiggled in. Ah, it's this, it's this.
It's when you rent.
Goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, it's slided in.
Caramit, caramit, Nick.
And this prises me off the most.
The fact that I have to check out every single time, bro.
The fact that I have to check out every-
Oh ma-
And then you misclick on the fucking open to rent.
Use X-ray, use scanner, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, Nick.
One thing you have to realize, Chad,
When x-ray scanning open cases
If you see a barrel right here, you already know it's not a knife if you see a pixel early early
It's not a knife not a knife not a knife not a knife not a knife not a knife knife knife
Can only be in the middle. All right. Keep that in mind bro keep that in mind
purchase the claim but I think that I'm
And don't tell me why is he buying the blues?
I have to buy the blues because gaben says that you can only open good
that you can... I thought that you can only open the next one if you bought the one prior, all right?
He doesn't let you look inside of the next case before you buy the last one. I'll show you right now
how this doesn't work. Go, go, go!
Let's say I don't want to buy this three cent revolver for two euros and 19 cents, right? That would be stupid
so what I would do is exit out of this case and I would go into this one
and I would want to press the x-ray scanner. Well, guess what bro? There it is again,
This little piece of shit you have to check it out. You have to check it out
You had little and it sits already on top of the fucking
Lovebond you have to buy it
The cellars looking you like what are you doing? What do you think you're doing right now fucking putting the toothpaste back?
No, no, no, you have to buy it once it's on the fucking table nine. You have to buy it check the float
I'm good bro. Fuck those skins though. The odds that it's a number one lowest of ice float is one in a million
Do I look like I will hit a one in a million, bro?
no no I don't bro go go go if it's in the middle it can't be a fucking goal
remember that can't you do multiple counts nine before you ever open your
first x-ray you have to buy it as well so and now it is bullet proof it is
bullet proof big as barrel gg all of these by the way is minus four plus
219 for euros for the case 219 for the key aka each and every scan that we got
every single is minus six to seven euros bro aka minus 10 bucks good good
good good nine that's a popular we take that we do want rats and golds rats and
golds maybe pinks for fire ammo if they keep spamming pinks that's fine
with me but we want to go gold gold gold doesn't feel like I'm wasting 10
bucks every click not gonna lie I think that's a bad thing I think that's a
really really bad thing
ah gold gold gold
I do like this case though why because it has a lot of skins that are in the
middle aka it edges the knives imagine you have a case where all the blues
purples are like very very large and like SMGs and shit you know this one
edges you you have a lot of pistols in the blue category gold gold
I don't know if I like badging. Do you need therapy not gonna lie? Why?
Why a case ban for you? Um, because I've been a bad boy.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
No, no, no, no, no, that's a first though. That's our first few buys in Fuhrer.
I'll take that as a win, bro. We take the PP right now and we celebrate.
They line up all of them with a ban go again.
Oh my!
That is tilting a shit. That's like missing a cannon.
You miss click the rent cold cold cold nine
That's our first time on the once again that celebration right there. We authorize we fight and we go again
We go again until we get a knife cold cold cold. No
I don't want that bro, I don't want this guy keep this one away from me. Keep this one away from me, bro
gold gold gold gold gold gold chat always thinking that I say some weird shit buy
and go again minus 10 bucks minus 10 bucks what's our fucking how far
are we spending money right now 10 bucks every fucking five seconds that's
good in color but it's not good in fucking symbol we go again we go to
have to claim item yes I have it's so annoying there's so many skill checks
oh my god bro oh my god gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold is this hitting
or no I feel like if I get the gold it won't even feel remotely the same which is a good
thing but this is probably the only time I will ever x-ray scan a gold shot I'm being
badass. I'm being badass. This is why I haven't done it until now. Because I hate it. Because
I hate the system. I don't like it at all. Goat, goat, goat. There's probably the last
time and the only time, first time and last time you will ever see me x-raying open
the goat. I just want to see what's inside of my, what's inside of my clinic. What
What is inside of my case?
Which not- OHHHHH GOD!
Why does it do that sometimes?
Are we taking the piss?
Why does it sometimes do that?
I thought it was a goat!
Brother.
Is there a way to edge these?
I don't think so, right?
What if I- What if I do this?
You got an Ogre.
Why would it show at the bottom?
Why would it show below?
Well, the Iron Man is always above.
Let me try again. Let me try again.
I just want to try one edge.
Like this. Like this.
I have to move it.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
I think it always makes the same sound, right?
The clunk, I think it's always the same.
Is it the same noise?
Guys, keep your ears on what it does when it's a purple.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Man, this is, this is,
I feel like I'm too fried to even realize
when I get a gold.
I may go back to Bobby. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
No.
Ow, good.
I'll take an owl.
Good.
Slide it in, though.
How about a gold? How about a gold?
Host time scale?
What does time scale do again to X-ray? I forgot.
Time scale.
time scale 500 wait what hose time scale 500 this speeds up your game right now our game is rapid
does it scan faster okay
yo like what is this bro why am i being limited bro why am i being limited bro oh my gosh
Goal it, goal it, goal it. Come on, slide it in, bang!
The way it's wiggling is pissing me off, bro. It's like it's BMing you.
It's like dancing. Dancing in front of your face. Just hop on the rift.
Stop, bro. Stop, bro. I would literally own right now. I would make up for my mistakes, bro.
I would literally get a 14-0 game just like the Mordekaiser that fucked me and made me uninstall.
I will make my gobel to make the enemy team uninstall.
That enemy top laner that I face will uninstall, just like I did it two days ago
Go, go, go, bang, oh, nit
Do it, I need to get a gold first
I make it into one game of League after I get a gold
I have to see what's inside of, nit
I have to see what's inside of my X-ray scanner
Become a League streamer, bro
So do you even fuck with League, bro, and be honest
Type one if you like League, like watching, ah, what's my case?
Type one if you like League, type two if you don't, if you don't.
Kubo, don't spam, bro.
Yo, Kubo, hey, hey, you don't get multiple votes, bro, like, hey, hey, yo, why are you spamming?
One, two, I think it's 50-50.
Sadly, the attic typing one.
about another 30.
About another 30.
Who's gonna stop me?
There's no more the kinds of the fucking old me
and then stop me from opening cases, huh?
That's right.
Goal, goal, goal.
I...
You know if you're not from the arbitrary?
And then look at this rage bait right here.
Then I wanna put the items
Then I want to put the items, I have too many items in my inventory.
Then I want to put these items into a search unit, guess what? You can't.
Wait, I can't.
Ooh, I thought you can't move items that you just got in a trade.
Ah, it's because I bought them on Steam Market.
Um, alright, I'm chilling then.
Put them into here, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Wow, those terminals are smiling at me, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Those terminals are smiling at me. They really are. They really really are
Some fucking
The proper gloves, bro
When schedule one continuation
When was the last time I played schedule one with my boy mocks
chat do we just sometimes sometimes I remember that we have free will what
stops us from just calling moxie hopping into schedule one we can just hop in
and do it why not we only played five hours like just one one time for the
one time why not like who's stopping us
Did they add shit? Guys did they add shit?
Gold gold gold gold!
I know what's stopping us, the fucking cases.
There's what it is guys. Hey, I gotta open these bro.
I got no time for friends, no time for schedule one bro.
No time for variety, it's time for gold gold gold.
They added cases. Say Wallahi they added cases.
Wait, they added cases in schedule one.
gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
actually
watch in your unbox
what's the gold? fentanyl?
gold gold
oooohh
ne
things I don't know what a gold looks like
from X-raying
does it show up like the blues?
or is it a different background or
gold gold gold gold
puppet
You will know soon. Okay, okay. I like the way you set that up
Like a guy that has wisdom
Another perp hey, it's giving us perps is giving us perps
It's pumpkin perps right now
Good good good. How about you give us one good?
How much are we done right now?
Think we're already down
200
The most annoying thing is when you forget to prep when you forgot to press one of the buttons brown
With the issues of purple
No, I forgot that it was a pain. I thought it was a red. I don't know why I was thinking of an office
I was thinking red for whatever reason I
I mean
That's annoying part, bro. Wait, I'm already down to 300. That's the annoying part. You have to know what the skin is, bro
When you see the barrel, okay, that's back condition feel tested
How much is that?
Point disarray feel tested. That's got to be like 30 to 40 euros, right?
Gotta be 42 40 euros
Point
Field
What
What that's God we battle scarred feel tested how how good good good good
Again do it again
That's insane two of these cases is one pink money wise good gold gold gold neck
That it rival mafia to schedule one really
Come on
Give us one gold bro. Show us what's inside. Yeah, there's x-rays camera chat. I'm never opening this again, by the way one gold
Checking what's inside of our x-ray machine. I'm out
You will never see me
Getting a gold from a case ever again unless a reward update
Like oh unless I move somewhere, but I wouldn't move to another to another country just for cases
I wouldn't do that good nine
maybe India
Gold
like bro Germany and the Netherlands they took both away from me if it was
just Netherlands I could have walked like could have moved over back to my
mama something just Belgium open good why do I think that was rare I don't
want to live in Belgium I like the Netherlands
Good also not in Belgium. Good. Good. Good. No, it's that track
When it's the same sound for all that's nuts, thank you for paying attention my boy
Wow PN doesn't work like that. No, every time a skin is just in the middle. It has a chance to be a knife
Just buy multiple keys your bro, you can't buy keys for
Best item so far AK point this way worth 17 bucks after spending I had 500 euros by the
way best item 17 bucks after spending buzzer double bar right 350 bucks not too shabby
not too shabby arrow look at this arrow every morning when you wake up I want you
you cherish what you have bro you don't have this shit oh fucking bro and you
have to fucking open and buy every single time there's no speed opening
there's no nothing arrow there's no nothing this is this is like scrolling
Tiktok with a black and white full-time without sound like good. Yeah, give me a
Bro
This is disgusting bro, do I get a proxy chat?
Do I hire a guy? Yeah, I'm back to back
If I cannot say it
Chat do I hire a guy that just opens for me?
Is that allowed?
Like this extra scare I'm taking the piss. Okay, not back to back to back. I'll only say it if back to back to back
Fuck time scale
Gold gold gold
Try far pan doesn't work and I don't even know if that's legal
Like I don't want to be illegal bro, gold gold gold gold gold!
Nah I thought, I thought, actually thought.
Okay, we are almost one fourth of our money down, does it feel like it?
Absolutely not, this may be worse, this may be worse than cases.
Yo government, if you're watching bro, if you're watching this is worse than opening cases.
Because my money is just poofing away.
If I open cases it at least shows me an animation for a few seconds my money is poofing away
Gold you little slut
Get a remote PC
Gold gold gold
Carambe blue jam 387 give us the one million dollar knife come on come on
Good thing is that if we get the 1 million on ice then we wouldn't even get addicted.
Why?
Because we're X-Rang.
We're not opening cases.
We're not rolling cases right now.
It would be completely fine.
Alright.
Time to buy some more, I guess.
Oh my gosh.
Oh hell no.
Type 1 if this is pissing you off.
I swear, this is the only time I extra open a gold.
Then we're gone for good.
Alright, time to buy more, time to buy more.
Do I stick to revolver cases, Chad?
They are kind of expensive.
But again, there's a big upside, a big potential upside.
Let me try quickly something new.
I want to try Kroma, Kroma, how much are Kromas?
Uh, never mind, why the fuck are they five euros?
You know what I want to do?
Am I disgusting?
I want to extra open a weapon case one.
Yes, the one that costs 100 euros.
178 what in the trainwrecks what happened no if I have now enough money I bite
me I really want to do one of these though remind me to do one of these
chat remind me to do one of these um what can I do what is like a nice case
case popularity fever case revolution case I don't want gloves fracture case
the skeleton knife I don't want that e-spots winter dreams and I'm I don't
like dreams and I'm a guys yes it's cheap yes you can get a butterfly
emerald but no also all the gamut a plus they fall in so hard on price
know like it's really really crazy
hmm winter offensive 15 euros oh my gosh bro I remember when opening cases was
fucking three cents and you had to just worry about the key price bro nowadays
you need to like spend all your money on the case itself that's insane I'm
gonna get more revolvers bro I'm gonna stick to where I started this is
where it started back in 2014 when I was busting open over case like there's no
tomorrow and this is where I will end probably my last roller case gold unbox
why because I fucking have to x-ray let's go let's go to gold gold gold gold
gold. Slider them. Okay. What happens if I press escape? I haven't tried quick opening.
I will press escape once it starts opening it. Check this out. Okay. Like guys, it's
This is not what it used to be bro.
I feel like...
This is not it.
I'm paying 7 euros for that!
GOALS!
This is crazy bro.
They really made sure that this is not a victim.
Because yo, holy smokes.
Goal, it's goal, it's goal.
Just give me a goal and get me out.
Oh my gosh.
Goal, goal, goal.
Oh, how?
So they have to have some crazy animation for when you get a gold, no?
Has to be.
Gold, gold, gold, nope.
Nope.
One gold and I'm fucking out.
Is that end?
Carambit?
No.
How now?
Did you reinstall it yet?
I did not.
I was thinking about...
I was actually thinking about it.
I was thinking about, I was actually thinking about that after the tournament, go go go,
I was thinking about reinstalling League right after I ended the stream and queuing a game,
I'm not joking.
I wanted to like really check like am I really that garbage?
Like I was doubting myself, I was doubting my whole existence of anivia toplan and
I'm out of money.
This is the last one.
I have money for one more.
Last one.
Then we have to redeposit.
Chat, this is getting me. Sad.
This is getting me. This is making me feel actually weird, Chat.
Because cases used to be you know like at some point to some people I
Was the case guy and everything
now to see that that there's I
Feel no connection. I feel no connection
This is crazy. Is it because I grew up or is it because?
Because of what they did or maybe a mix I'm gonna depot more. I'm gonna depot more bro
We will see what happens when I get a gold. We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens
Let me deposit right now Sally. Can I use the method that you mentioned or no?
Or do I have to go on hundred or steps?
If you click on an expensive item that's listed you can still deposit more than a hundred at a time and it doesn't buy it
Okay, are you a hundred percent sure Sally?
Then I'll do that
Yes, I'm sure bank
That's suck
Let me try the new method boys and girls
I have no idea if this works, and I'm scared that it doesn't
What Sally just told me?
How you can trick the system on the steam market Sally Sally Sally?
You're telling me that
if I go for
something like an op-arsimov
Which is 90 euros the max that you can deposit at a time is a hundred euros, but Sally is telling me
that if for example I click on this overpriced 600 euro op-Azimov and I click
buy Sally please tell me this is in fucking the ass Sally is saying that if I
add funds here that there is another check and I don't instantly buy the
item Sally if I get this shitty ass op-Azimov for 600 euros I will cry
Let me try. I click Add Funds and the method seems to work.
It's telling me to deposit 501 go. That's a max win.
That's the old method, but I'm scared that it will install at me buy it.
Here we go. He goes nothing. He goes nothing.
I click deposit 600 euros and it won't buy Sally right bone 500 euros out of my bank
account bank just said it's done it says payment is successful now what
Looks a little bit boring. I'm not gonna lie. Thank you for your purchase. What purchase?
are we good I think we're good I think we're good
sadly that's actually go to that's actually go to the fact that you already
found a way is absolutely absolutely insane all right let's go baby we don't
have to waste our time depositing bro we have to waste our time fucking x
rank bro GG let me buy fucking 30 another 30 get me in and get me out one
gold and we're gone bro here we go W Sally in the chat slide it the fucking
slide the fucking let me also buy a weapon case let me buy it right now bro
so I don't get a twisted and waste away my balance and other shit weapon case
one hundred and seventy euros that is
disgusting that's literally like four
triple a games bro that's four triple a
games that's four triple a games or the
animation into a fucking one dollar blue
bro
you know this is absolutely disgusting
absolutely disgusting what the fuck is this case it has the one million dollar
AK bro that's the AK blue-john and has the og knives it's really nice really
nice hello your game don't take your face out why is everything taken five
This game this game is taking the piss chat. I'm not joking. This makes you want to hop on Valor right now
If it does that one more time, let's show that where bricks and it shows me an ass animation
Just play league brah arrow. You didn't get first accident, right?
start over in league start bro oh my god I have to finish league with Kajel
I need a regressor let's take it right now I'm gonna have to take it right now boys I
will BRB in 60 seconds okay then we open this fucking weapon case I'm not gonna open
a fucking record roller coaster will be this one sorry if I'm a little bit
frightened I didn't sleep enough I'll be a B because moist made me cry on my
birthday bro I couldn't sleep I'll be 60 seconds of the back row 60 seconds
of the back did you do fan today no I didn't know I didn't
alright 60 seconds then we open this motherfucker open run there better be a
fucking AK661 in there bro all gold just be a gold just be a gold so we
can stop. If AK blue jammer also stop. Okay. 60 seconds starting now.
you
You
you
We back
No, bro
Bro these cases are depressing like badass
Ha
Chad, these cases are fucking depressing, bro.
I feel really weird, bro.
Eh!
Is that going to be me in a few years?
No, bro.
You still have the orbs in league.
Chad, what does this make us?
Wait, that these are not excited anymore.
What does that mean?
meant that we were so addicted to the product of of of them wanting to make it look like gambling like
was I actually addicted to the fucking sounds to the animations it's the same thing you're all
you click open and you get this game it's just no fancy animation no fancy sounds this is crazy
Something that I love so much into now something that I get to be depressed
This fear I don't want to open these I'm not I like and I'm spending money for something
I don't even want to do this is crazy. I
Was I was is I was a loser to to to to to their product
Alta. All right, here we go. This this is a hundred and how much?
150 euros in one click
150 euros
Edge it I will add this one good comes good comes
good comes
I want OG YouTube music
All right, here we go
How can I edge it I forgot let me do one revolver just so I remember how to edge I have to go boom
And then I have to go boom and then hide the text at the bottom.
I hate this game.
Do you have to reset or what?
Yo, this game is actually pissing me off.
Like...
Oh my god.
Alright, let me try again, let me try again.
When the servers don't decide to break.
Suck.
how would I go about edging this like this right?
knife would be tipped from the bottom, knife would be tipped from the bottom hold on a second
we're cooking, we're cooking I think we may enjoy the x-rays, get off we do expensive
okay we do expensive cases but but again
I don't want to do that I don't want to become addicted to this shit again
why would I want to become as a user again
like hell no I've overcome my
a fucking case addiction, actually.
Ooh, cheeky little pink, I don't mind that at all.
I don't mind that at all.
No!
I do mind that, I do mind that at all.
I was supposed to, oh my God, my starling fucking ass.
I was supposed to do one revolver case,
and then I was supposed to do one weapon case.
It would have been a pink.
I'm actually branded.
Why did it open another revolver?
What's the pattern if this is 661 151 670 321 any of those I'm going to crash out 555
oh my god bro what what yo why is it like what is happening what is the pattern index
no blue jam number please if it is like three to nine not a blue jam not a
blue jam on the AK oh my gosh it's never gonna be back to backpings right
let me go on a blue streak and then I open the fucking weapon case okay it is
a blue it is a blue five blues in a row
Open the weapon, yes, or?
So when should I open the weapon?
Blue.
That's good, we dodged your bullet.
So I can't watch ESI right now.
Not possible.
Nope.
There's still co-streaming rules that are not
aligning with how I want to do it.
I would have to like, watch all tournament all day.
I can't even hop into the game, I asked.
Like, if I wanna watch one game during the day,
it doesn't work.
So, it is where it is.
Ah, come on, polka-polka.
Eh, it makes no sense.
But it's fine.
Mm-hmm.
Slide in the gold for us.
I don't know if we would figure it out for Colondo.
I don't know.
like i of course would want to go to cologne but if there's like weird rules for cologne like i don't know
but we will have we will call we will call we will call i think we're calling like
is it tomorrow
good what are the other majors the majors are after cologne they're not esl right
pgl singapur w and then the one after that do we know
It's crazy chat.
Do you know how, I don't know if I should talk about stuff like this on stream, but do you
know how PGL went from being the most against Coldstreamers back in the day?
Like it was impossible to Coldstream their games.
They were thinking, like their view on it was that Coldstreamers are maybe like not
good or whatever.
Like no one was Coldstreaming PGL and it was impossible to get it.
And then they started doing it for like, like rally, you had to apply and then you got, you were lucky if you got it.
And I remember celebrating heavy one time we got it for like, PGL, can't remember, like maybe Stockholm.
And now they're like, one of the most loose, you know?
Blast saying blar- oh my god, blast.
Blast, still the absolute fucking god.
I do understand, there has to be a way like, maybe the sponsors are not happy, but I don't know.
It has to be a way that we can do it together, you know.
Like, I swear that, like, the best option and an option that I'm f- I don't know what
I should say it on stream.
Go, go, go.
Let me buy it.
Mmm.
Open the f-ing case.
Wait, I just got another pink!
No, no, no.
No.
I'm actually rage-fading.
Oh my God.
oh no no no no i'm actually rage fading oh my god what is the pattern on this am i stupid
don't say yes don't be blue gem 2 1 4 not a blue gem not a blue gem not a blue gem not a blue
gem it's never never going to be back to a pink all right wait Jen wait this was only nine cases in
between if another nine cases no pink i will open the weapon case type one if you are not by me
But I do believe in shit like that.
Okay, that's one.
That's two. That's a blue.
Stop gambling. This is not gambling.
This is x-ray.
Gold gold gold. Pink pink pink. Nine.
That's a parpeh. That's a parpeh.
If it was gambling, it would be banned.
Number four.
Purple? Back to back purple! Is that a sign?
I don't think so.
It can't be.
What's good? Yuppie?
Come on.
The thing is guys, right now we're just thinking about the pink.
Any fucking case is minus 10 bucks and it could be a $1 million carambit.
Where's the $1 million carambit?
X-ray is bad for your health. I know, we have to stop soon.
This is... oh my...
Is the robot case speaking to me?
Is it telling me to piss off and I hope on the rift?
Oh my god, I thought nice.
What?
There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction.
Please wait a minute and try again or conduct some portals assistance.
What is going on?
That error should not appear.
Please tell me my inventory is full.
what? why would... wait, wait, wait, wait, that's the error of having spent too much money
now but it should be 2000 a day. I'm barely through 700. if this doesn't let me check out
after we have inventory space then GG. we use the hidden glitch. wait, don't tell me
we got banned for that. What is going on? I actually got banned. What? Do you think I'm
I'm counting like credit card fraud or what is this I'm not out of money am I
vast I don't know what this error is wait wait wait wait wait wait is there
something that they have with doing too many purchase it's worse than I thought
Is there something like you can only do a hundred purchases in an hour or something or like in a day?
Because boys and they didn't think x-ray scanning through
Because usually you buy 20 keys at once and you open the cases right, but I have to check out every item because of this new system
I'm reselling the game if this doesn't work now, then then it's actually that
That's no fucking way.
Gaben cut you off, moved to India.
Chad, guess who messaged me while I was reducing bro?
Saying that this is unacceptable.
My gold sparkles was saying, yo bro, you should find a way
to somehow like, I don't know, move countries to open cases.
X-ray is too painful, but he's right.
Guys, this is absolutely ass.
What is going on?
Now I'm getting an error for too many purchases.
What?
What the fuck is going on?
Why did it open CSGO?
On everything I'm looking for. Did I press CSGO?
Why would CSGO even be up here?
Ah, not a clip farm, I'm actually, I scroll down, wait, what, okay, my bad, my bad.
This better let me check out.
I couldn't even open this weapon case right now because look, if I click on unlock and
I click use x-ray, it gets me back to this fucking P2000 Imperial.
If this doesn't work after resetting the game, then absolute GG.
I'm not joking, I'm doing this one next.
I'm doing this one next.
I'm not taking no fucking risk, bro.
Of there being another fucking arrow, bro, and locking me out.
I know there's an AK in here, bro.
I know there's an AK in here.
Boys and girls, we're gonna edge open this 150 euro fucking case.
Like it's 2014.
Here we go have an open one of these in a bit. This is probably one of the last times I will ever open these
Why because I will not be x-raying open a hundred and fifty year old case fuck x-ray
Fuck
Yes, fuck x-ray. All right. Here we go. Um use x-ray scanner, but I mean butter bang
We want the AK 6 6 1 6 70 5 5 5 3 2 1
1 5 1
Any of those are great wait around that okay I wait I wait I wait I wait I wait
I wait I wait I wait I wait you're good you're good bash you with the Twitch
friend can't you just change location open cases normally I don't know bro I
don't know because also no one get banned you know if you do crimes like
that on stream you can get in some insuband I don't know if I'm allowed
Because that for sure is against that toss you know like I don't want to I don't
want to poke the bear I don't want to poke the bear I have quite a few skins
still bro I look you want to be a good boy in this game you know this is why
don't cheat all right let's go here we go here we go here we go chat are the
ads over or no sorry for making you wait YouTube frogs the twitch frogs have
an ad my mods ran in that bro come on but stuck shaking head
I
Let me see
Well change YouTube title please to what I have on Twitch cozy alright here we go terminals after I don't know bro
I don't know if it will let me
I know any most with the 10 gifted subs
Is this the hacker group row?
Low key hack my steam bro and change my region. Thank you very much. Of course on the bussy wasn't me though
Hats in the fucking chef for Mr. Anonymous, bro. Are you wearing the mask right now and be honest brown some sassy shirt?
I appreciate you, bro
All right, here we go doggy dog. You're anonymous, bro. This 661 is for you. I'd heck my game right now put a 661 on this bitch
Come on, but make it steady of and make it steady of and it's a nothing and say nothing, bro
Here we go
I'm gonna fucking press all the different fucking things why so no one can hack us
No one can see what we have inside
boys and girls
weapon case 150 euros
in I
Have to press you scanner and then I have to go all the way to the bottom like this
I'll see what we have actually I also have to do this why because it may show up new item
I don't know if I checked it
All right, here we go
In three
two
One
Under here could be a
One million
Dollar AK 6 6 ones capital boys and girls. I have not etched an x-ray case before
I've only checked where the text says but I haven't enjoyed an edge so far on this
I think we have to go from the top correct me if I'm wrong. This is a top edge, right? It's a classic
Just like the trade-offs. I think so boys and girls hold my hands, but this for the first time only I can't
promise
One of the bear we say in German. This is only good there
I can't promise that this actually will go successfully if the item comes
early
My hands are high in the air. That is my mistake just like two days ago toppling anivia that can happen
Here we go, but still hold my hand, please three to one. We enter the edge zone
What we want I assume
Weapon case it shouldn't say the item name at the top it should say nothing
Unless it's a knife maybe it will show something this is just the text of the warning blah blah blah the container blah blah blah
x-ray blah blah blah mass. Here we go. We keep going lower. This is something that we explore
together and moments like these you only get so often in life. Only once. Chad, have you ever
thought about how many new experiences you have? The older you get, the less new experiences
you have. This, my friends, is a new experience, edging open in x-ray case. You've seen a country
for the first time before. You've seen, you've played a game for the first time, but there
will only ever be one first time. This is our first x-ray edge. Let it be an AKK sun right now.
Let it be a knife. I think a knife at this point may have shown already. Right here,
we need a massive AK, okay? Laying inside of this x-ray. I'm going to keep going lower.
Once we see a pixel, I'm going to stop and I'm going to investigate.
I'm going to ask questions and hope that it doesn't run away.
We need a good pattern and we need a good skin.
Really, really rare to get anything good off this case.
At the right, we see the indicator.
I don't even know what this is for.
This is a float indicator.
I haven't checked.
I'm going to keep going lower.
Once we see a pixel read, we should know what it is.
Show us the top barrel of an AKK sound.
Come on. Why do I have a good feeling about this?
Am I delusional? Like I have been on an EVR top lane? Could be.
Could be. I'm feeling an AK. I'm not even joking.
An AK is laying like that. No?
Show me top barrel right now. Show me top barrel right now.
OHHHH AK! That's an AK, no?
I'm thinking AK or M4. M4 would be
dark water
No, it's I saw something over here something over here something over here. Ah
Dark water, that's a purple
It's an M5 when it's dark water guys. Voila. I don't want to say that without full confidence, but I'm pretty sure it is, bro
It's a fart water
Could have been a blue but
Center diamond kind of this is your kind as his favorite M4 by the way, which is I don't know that's some yeah
That's some very distinct taste, bro
Oh, it could have been worse, but man
Who'd be a brother gotten fucked in the ass fully by getting a blue chat this kind of it like it's annoying to be
Right in front of the finish line, you know one of the pink braw
If this is pattern 661 then I will actually
punch my money to I'm being that ass
okay not a blue-jump not a blue-jump it would have not been a blue-jump boys and
girls how much is that how much is that we paid 150 euros for the case and we
paid two dollars and two euros and 19 for the key of the case that's a total
off I don't have a calc I don't know but how much is that I'm for more or
less than a hundred dark war not bad and now I'm asking a question my friends
does this indicate what what condition
feel tested shard of chocolate I could have been money back it could have
actually been money back does this indicate that we should do one more
boys and girls we keep going until we get a blue I will keep opening weapon case
ones until we get a blue train wrecks happy as fuck here we go but it probably
still has hundreds of these give me one more and say nothing 180 euros the price
is going up up up up yikes this is literally worth two knives we can
literally get a knife and be down a hundred bucks let that simmer we need an
AK and AK only we're gonna enter the edge zone once a gain once a gain did it
squeeze out on the sides on the edge I don't think so bro so I can do it like
this three two one edge on being initiated no leak boys and girls once
again hold my hand now we are veteran of the edge of x-rays we have planned this
procedure a minute ago we know exactly what's going on but we don't know one
thing is the unknown factor in this equation and that's the skin right
under here. Could be an AKK Sabin, could be a blue, could be a knife. Here we go.
Claimed revealed item we've seen this before. All looking normally. Mr. Patient,
so far, so good. I don't see anything sass on our x-ray. I'm gonna keep going,
alright? I'm gonna keep touching you lower and lower up until we see some of
your skin that sounds crazy here we go show yourself the x-ray is loading just
wait just hold tight just hold it just keep sitting there all right I'll tell
you in a second what you have I'll tell you in a second bro
oh it's not looking good it is not looking good kappa so far you're good
sir so far you're good just trust me on this okay we need to see it taught a
tip somewhere a tip or could be a lightning strike as well it cannot be a knife anymore
by the way guys what is that I should know guys m41s was wait is that an AK barrel no
Is it? No.
What?
I don't know what this is.
Oh no, don't tell me it's an mp7.
I'm pretty sure there's an mp7 schools
in this fucking case.
An mp7 should be higher, right?
Oh my gosh.
Oh, if it's an mp7.
Wait what?
Puppy?
What is that?
Lightning Strike 9?
The mp7 kuba twilts is grey.
No?
Wait no no no no.
There's a blue called SGO Travile in this bitch no?
My gosh
Please somehow be a lightning strike, I mean oh man, oh
Oh, that's a scope surely that's an old scope right?
It's purple like the oblinings right let that be thunder
The fact that you have to buy it bro to open the next one bro, that is absolutely disgusting.
661 check, 244, whoa whoa whoa, number one float check, what the fuck, 0.799997?
That has to be kept at 0.8, that has to be kept at 0.8.
I've never unboxed the highest float of a case that's been out for a bit.
It's, it's almost impossible.
SG ultraviolet sorted by highest float.
Three.
I'm going to edge it.
Here we go.
There's 200k in existence.
Did we just get the number one?
There's no way.
It would be one in 200,000.
No, no, no.
Way less.
Because first you have to get the skin.
But if you are getting S-shoot around, it's 1 and 200k.
Float value.
Here we go.
Right here, it needs to say 0.79.
I don't even know if it's kept at 0.8.
It has to be though.
This many 9s?
I'm not gonna look at chat.
Is this our profile?
First one is the stat track one.
But what's the float?
Here we go.
Oh
Gonna keep going up. Oh
Cap that point date how many nights is that I?
Think it's one two three four
What
Am I dreaming
Oh my god!
Huh!
That's insane!
Number one lowest flow, a highest flow done boxed.
No, I can't even check.
That's number one, no?
Am I dreaming?
number one high-slot non-satric is 0.999 we have 0.7999999 497 the
number one lowest for this is statric and it has 99949 and is 0 we have 9999
and it's 7 booty what the fuck chat booty is the number one float collector
He has the number one most amount of highest float and lowest float.
Poo-Dee, did that just happen?
Number one highest float on box.
Ha ha ha ha.
What the fuck?
Yo yo yo yo.
Who is this guy?
This is not me.
I'm sorry daddy.
Oh no.
type one if you know who this is I feel bad chat mr. megalodon 888 is the guy
that donated and let us open and make history live on stream this was all
Megalodon. This right here, 550K unboxed. It was all from Megalodon. We just beat his
number one highest float, S. J. Travellet. Oh no. Oh no. He's chopped. Number five. Another
fallen victim number one he is collecting number ones here and there
unboxed it maybe I'm he unboxed it also he unboxed it also chat there's not a
golden border around his anymore oh I don't know if he cares about it since
he unboxed it he probably did though buy him a house yeah I'm sorry megaldon
Oh my god, let me message him
Chat, do you know how rare that is to unbox the number one lower so high nine months offline?
Yo fuck that as she that I'm worried about is he fine
Yo, are you good nine months offline?
Just checking in
I'm not going to mention that she'll try it yet. I don't want him to be such like directly, bro
We have to do sandwich theorem. We start with something nice. Then we say the bad thing then we say something nice
We're gonna ask him how he is. Hope he's doing fine
He's gonna be happy then I'm gonna say your buddy listen here as your trial and I unboxed that shit your number one gone
Gone no more fucking closing bracket. No, no, no opening bracket. Let that summer and then we're gonna end it on something
Nice, we're gonna be like have a nice day
I learned that in high school.
Sh**, bro.
What is Luban Jika saying?
Do I have to go back to calling you ReStremePixel?
You again glazing?
No, Luban Jika.
I'm not watching ESL right now, bro.
I'm not watching ESL right now.
You again glazing CS2 and only unboxing.
Okay, we beefing again.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, it's, let me read the title.
It's my last gold ever.
Number one highest float, by the way, Luba.
Number one highest float.
amount of mines that gets me rock hard w here we go we go on for back-to-back
let me give that a name tag chat I'm scared of accidentally selling it what
about this one could be number one high float now I'm delusional now I'm delusional
now I'm thinking that every skin is fucking number one lowest load that I
fucking touch it shouldn't have done this to me now I have PTSD of checking
the float every single time could be number one lowest load looking kind of
new over here all number one number one one gold gold gold slide in now nine
let me do name tag right now chat I don't want to forget I'll talk shut ah I
can't what do I say what do I say what's a good name tag what's a good name
inside. GG. No, no, no, no, no, bro. Um, don't remind me off. Don't remind me off the
Tony bro
Anivia top number one anivia. Oh gosh
No, no, no
Easy easy gold gold gold
Gold gold
Gold
slanted our fucking make a little on check maybe he were a rose from the
death nope purchase to claim and go next arrows make a little on fine have you
talked from recently or no yeah okay I'm talking a bit don't celebrate that
that's 17 euros we already figured that out maybe in fact new it's 40 bucks
it's not steady it's not steady I don't think we should celebrate that do
Do not say poggers bro.
Fat new?
Woooo!
Minimal wear.
Edging minimal wear you little sluts.
Wanna just slide over to fat new bro?
Purchase to claim, go next, go next.
This is annoying as shit.
We go again, we go again, we go again.
We keep going until we get a gold.
Until we get the gold.
Nine.
Again, again.
Do it again.
Ooh, I'm getting the hang of this.
Zack, nine.
Float minimum where? We only care about number one. That's insane shit. Not even number two or number three. Number one straight up
Who's the number one the old owner because look this was overall how much did this guy pay?
Let me see. Do you have a mad at swag? Oh my god. He's all
and he's actually collecting straight up number ones these other ones are not
static like he just got mugged
chat what do I tell him what do I tell him 1000 euros
Let me send him a phone request.
You can have it.
Ah, here we go.
Goal! No, I'm not gonna sell it.
Goal!
Come on.
Goal, goal, goal.
No.
Number one high float.
Am I delusional?
That looks high float.
Buzzerite.
Chebobos his name?
Bro don't even play clash, what do you mean by that?
Chad, is Clash Royale fine again?
Well I was having so much fun in Clash Royale at some point.
If you go back just a few months ago, it's insane how...
How? How can you message me?
He's not even on my friend's list.
How can you message me?
Where is he do that again? I dare you do that again. I dare you
That's right
That's right valve got his ass
Do I deposit more we're down one thought one thought wait one thousand
How are they messaging me are they my friends no
I can't call them.
How did they do that?
How?
Gold, gold, gold.
He didn't mean it.
He said Mach 10 heat before anything else.
He said Mach 10 heat before anything else, bro.
Gold, gold.
Why am I opening those?
Wait, why am I opening those?
I just saw something openable and I opened it.
Gold, gold, gold.
We do want gloves.
We do want the proper ones, Shad. I actually really want those for my fucking loadout.
Sluterman, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, Cloud Chaser, maybe!
Alright, I need to deposit more money.
I need to deposit more ma-
Happy late birthday for your uncle, such as Team 2 Switzerland,
so you can keep opening cash with the animations, so you can see the goldsroll, and have some nuclear weapons.
That loss
Why are you sending me 50 euros bro, why are you sending me 50 euros?
This guy's iron and leak by the way
That loss I
Appreciate that big time
Same as you I'm not iron bro. I'm not iron bro. We are not the same bro. I
Feel weird accepting that though
Let me deposit let me deposit let me deposit bro, but I appreciate the gesture bro
Donated donated donated donated donated to Twitter. He says I want to pick some bro
Just not on another not overseeing police, bro like it's
All right, here we go
I'm joking
Let me deposit. Let me deposit. All right, boom
boom
Do I do the method again chat?
Where did my money go?
I had a positive, a foul, wow.
Oh, Arzimov. I didn't accept, I didn't.
I'm doing the method, I'm doing the method.
Surely it won't ban us again, right?
You bought two $200 cases.
What?
But we did get the number one, right?
Okay, good day. Wait, wait, that's profit.
That's actually profit, son.
That's actually profit.
Profit we got a 100 100 euro skin back and we got a fucking number one. That's worth it. That's actually profit
I mean, it's one in a billion to get it
So it better be fucking profit. All right, let me buy this op fake buy it
I
Chalamaturi deposit I really want a gold one gold then I'm done my last gold
We're already down 1k aka the max we can do is 1k again
Because steam market limit. I'm gonna do another quick 500 bruh
Quick 500 bruh who's gonna stop us huh gaben i don't think so
huh
Uh check me out baby check me out
Give me my money, sorry
You can't see my screen right else i'm else you can drain me right now
If you can see my screen, don't rain me, please
All right
Stop saying sorry. Oh
She I'd plus 500 euros boys and girls it has arrived
do we keep going revolver case I think we drew you feel me
1.5 million at a time a chance 40 40 why not
gold silent gold now nine any case now any case now we've been down we are
down 1000 euros 1000 euros don't give me that jinx you like don't give me that
Jinxilac bruh. Come on. No, no, no. We've been around for a bit. Don't, don't, hey,
we've been through phases of good luck, of bad luck. Don't give me that Jinxilac
right now, please. Gold, gold, gold. Suck! Ne. Jinxilac was a great sacrifice on showing
why not to open phases. Let us be a great sacrifice for showing why it makes sense.
I must have 1 million karambit
Come on
Life needs to be at an equilibrium bro
Though Earth needs to be at an equilibrium, Geven
Come on
You give something good and you give someone something bad
Let's get us something good right here
1 million dollar karambit bro
Please Geven, I need this
Slide in, now
OH OH OH
THAT'S MONEY
THAT, my friends, is MONEY.
Why?
It used to be one of the worst Rats that you can get.
The revolver case Rats, the R8 and the M4A for Paladin.
BUT!
Not anymore- Where is it?
I have to buy it, I have to buy it.
My friends, 5 Rats equal 1 gold.
With the new trade-up rule.
AK-8, this will be fucking new.
OHHHH!
My god.
This shit is expensive for her in fact you is it not
Is it not
Wait what maybe I'm tweaking wait, maybe I'm tweaking
Come on 300 at least oh my god
my god what is this right now
what minimal where's a hundred fact new is 400
brother
that is insane it's not even float kept a thing new oh my gosh
How does that make sense?
They're trying to keep you hooked?
Well, it's working
I don't know what's better getting an empire pilot in factory new when thinking that it's a minimal wear
And then realizing that it's fact new aka. It suck full endorphins or
Doing that shit with tyler yesterday getting a nice fucking allow a triple kill
Oh
Guys what if I
Cue summoner's rift and open case on my second monitor, bro.
Does that work?
Is that allowed?
Imagine one monitor, you solo kill, oh.
Top lane enemy and you fucking buy your next power spike.
Another other monitor you get a rat.
In fact, you're Lucazoid.
Lucasoid again, bro. I remember your name. Hasn't a fucking chat for the 25. Thank you. I'll be be I appreciate you doggy dog
Cost you on the mother second bossy. Let me see some fucking W's in the chat, bro
Let me some fucking W's, bro
Thunder Stalos W's and now chat
M4 partner them bro Lucasoid
Now under Lucasoid
Never had one good. You know what else I never had a gold from an x-ray case game and listen closely
Listen closely open your eyes and open your ears you have to look and you have
to realize oh ah I don't know why I was thinking it was a red when it does that
check type one of you agree yo bingo bingo ban bingo hearts in the fucking
chat who's playing bingo right now and is thinking there's right now some
individuals in the chat playing bingo at the local bingo store what are we
Why are we battling guys? You can both just fucking calm it down not get any more subs and just kiss
Calm down, bro. Calm down. There's no winning in this. There's no winning in this Lucas out with another 25
Do I see that right?
Lucas up with another 25 and bingo bingo Ben bingo with the 25
20 I appreciate you bro. Has no fucking shot right now, bro. Has no fucking shot, bro
To the sound effects
chat am I the only one that thought tie set tire seven access tire seven access
with the 10 gifted subs as well cause you're in the busie brahats no fucking
chat that will go towards a great cause aka valve cooperation I thought it was
an AK Legion of Anubis because the x-ray makes it look so brown and stuff
Type one if you also thought it and I thought it was another red which makes no sense, of course, but I thought it
I don't know
Thank you, mr. Tyrax mr. Bingo Bingo baton bro bingo bingo bongo
Bish bash bush and mr. Lucas are with it again 25. Thank you, bro
Here we go
Fat peaking with the five. I appreciate you bro
There will go to watch the revolver case, bro.
The revolver case foundation.
The revolver case, LLC, bang!
I saw a long barrel, I thought another AK.
I have to check for fat peeking, bro.
Peeking is a very nice nut.
Gold, gold!
Nine.
We don't want the blues, bro.
We don't want the blues.
We want gold, gold, gold, and call it a day.
We've gotten a wreck.
Got in the number one low, highest float.
But one piece to the puzzle is missing.
The fucking gold, bro.
Whether it's a Karambit, number one,
Blue Jam, Watson, M9, Blue Jam.
I don't really care, as long as it's a Blue Jam.
Only Blue Gems allowed.
I'm not even gonna give it a second option.
Only Blue Jam allowed.
I'll take a got my Blue Jam.
I'll take a got my Blue Jam, but let it be a Blue Jam.
I'm not opening this expensive ass case
no reason though. This is the cheapest case where you can get the most prestigious knives from.
A.K. the Karanthak case on, the Karanthak fade, and so on.
This is why this case costs 10 fucking dollars.
Or like 8.
Gold? Gold! Gold!
Bingo Bingo Bungle Bish Bash Bosh with another 20 what yo bingo bingo Bingo Bungle thank
you bro hearts in the chat bingo Bingo Bungle what case do you want what case do you want
I'll open whatever case you want
just type it type it
what's going on
luke is right with the 25 yo is this vile from an alt account
are they training me like a dog when I open cases
something good happens like some gifted flyer and what is this shit bro
what is this shit
get off the remote Gaben
oh hell no bro
Last time I played Valor I got zapped. Now I know why. Now I know why.
Good, good, good. Yo bingo bongo bongo, teny w-
Huh? Not bad. Not bad.
Guys, I haven't checked on the last pink, what flow, er, what con- what pattern it is.
this don't be a 6 6 1 6 7 9 6 7 0 is the second best pattern on the AK what
about this one
yo star bro at stands star bro why are we gifting sub swell open cases this is
I'm not good.
Hearts and no, back to my pink.
Is it daring me to do,
to open another weapon case?
Bingo, bingo, bingo.
What's what case did he say?
Bad.
Ah.
If I would've opened the weapon case, it would've given me an AKK-SAR with a pattern 6.6.
Zero.
I would've absolutely crashed the fuck out.
Oh my god.
What does this mean?
Is it telling me okay?
Like it's trying to give a hint like, yeah, yeah.
If you open a weapon case, it would have been this, but we're trying to tell you open one
and see what happens.
What did Bingo Bingo Bongo say?
Ultimate satirics with another 10 gifted hearts in our fucking chat box right now.
Bingo Bingo Bongo says, coma.
Okay.
I'm a man of my word.
can be Karam at Sapphire and M9 Sapphire. If he's feeling that, I'm feeling that. If
he's feeling that deep inside of his tummy, I feel it deep inside of my tummy, it's time.
Chroma case. Chroma case. We've done a lot of Chroma trade-ups trying to hunt a Sapphire
or Ruby and it has never hit. But what if we go back to the roots? What if we
go back to what people used to do centuries ago before the knife trade-ups, aka opening
the case
vast
that has to be rage paid
quick little inventory clearance quick little inventory clip
if i miss click one more time quick little inventory clearance
and then
We bust open
In M9
Zafir
In German we say Zafir and in German we say Ruby
It is time for Zafir or Ruby
Wamo
Why is this your last gold?
My friend
Once I get a gold I'm done with cases
Why?
Because I cannot
X-ray
This shit anymore
I don't like the x-ray bro
I don't like this new system
Which is good fuck cases fuck them for trying to fucking drain our wallets
And getting me I don't think I was addicted but for getting me excited
I'm happy that I'm outside of that to close
One more good and I'm done for good. I just want to check what's inside. I just want to test game
And what did you give us inside of the x-ray scanner?
one gold and we're out and I mean that unless the update why are they why are
they grayed out I've never seen that am I allowed to open this wait something
weird is going on right now bingo bingo bongo this is your call coma case three
to one I don't know if I'm allowed to open this I definitely am that's a
three sand skin right there
gold gold gold m9 sapphire karambit sapphire
atlas
what's on the map
what's on the map for ass
what does the atlas say?
pussy pattern check
Nope. Nope.
Lucas out with another five.
I appreciate you doggie dog.
Hearts in the chat.
Lucas out. Which case are you feeling?
Gold, gold, gold.
Another Atlas.
Atchray open in M9s of fear.
Another...
Bingo Bingo Bongo. What are you seeing in the Koma case? I don't see it so far.
BANG! What is that? PAPER.
Again. Do it again. GO! GO! GO! GO!
9. I actually thought it was a gold.
Because only a knife can be squeezed in the middle.
If it's a rifle or something, it will squeeze out on the sides.
Wow, that was rough.
Gold. Gold. Gold.
No!
Fuba.
When is next night at Chaos Mod?
Whenever we have time, we go in.
I'm looking for a date with Kaydra right now.
Gold gold gold oooooooohhhh pink.
Aug flee flog. Not a bad skin.
Not a bad skin boys and girls.
You know what this reminds me of?
Anivia.
The flog.
the flock is calling falcons oh I don't know this is an idea bro fuck man wait
let me see what Lucas are the same Lucas are the few feel a case let me know
not a bad fleet flock not a bad fleet flock
He's saying why is my shit glitching?
Aha.
Just want to say hello, love your stream, you have saved my life.
What?
How have I saved your life by opening cases?
What else are you streaming tonight?
Thank you Mr. Lukasoid.
But how?
I hope you're doing well.
How would I save someone's life?
appreciate your your your kindness but
how
climp climp
i remember the name
that's like the pokemon bro plumb plumb
he saw shit case opening it so he didn't get addicted
i got you
Mr. Climp, Climp with a 50. Why are people gifting subs when we open cases? I don't like that.
I don't like that.
Why?
AHHHHH! GOAL! GOAL! I LIKE THIS ONE!
No, I don't.
Heh?
AHH!
Yo, Climp, Climp with a 50. I don't know why, but thank you for the 50.
Hearts in the fucking chat.
Guys, why are you gifting?
I don't open more than you gift. I'm one gold and I'm done done one gold and I'm done done
You don't have to gift subs, bro
But thank you very much it will go towards a great cause it will go towards a great cause
Probably Bobby
Probably some orbs
And food
Shit.
Gold, gold, gold.
Slide in a gold.
No gold today.
Hey, hey, hey.
Motz, motz, motz.
Zack!
Orange crash?
Wait a second.
Orange crash.
I've heard that before.
Why does it ring a bell?
Gold, gold, gold, gold.
At last.
oh no this is not good this is not good
guys we are getting a few too many atlases what's the plurals of atlas
One Atlas, two Atlases?
Three Adlite?
Atlases?
Atlantis?
What?
That can't be right.
gold gold gold if he gives us for Atlantis is then G our first spectra how
do we get for Atlantis and then we get our first spectra why are the odds so
skewed towards the Atlas something ain't right look how many Atlases is we
We got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 1 of 7.
Let's lock in.
F**k.
I shouldn't get it.
six nine six to seven at last is this our second ghost crusader something does
not add up and I don't like it at all I don't like being in not in control and
this feels completely ruthless and there it is the last case is a fucking
spectra
lucasoid with another twenty five
thank you bro hearts in the mother's second chat box
on twitch.tv and youtube.tv
why are messages not loading
you gave me a reason
fast
everyday i hope you stream
Stop bro, but look aside, look aside, look aside, look aside. What if I don't stream?
What if I don't stream? You need to bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. One thing, one thing, one thing.
And I'm the most thankful ever reading messages like this, but it also scare, it spooks me a little bit.
It also spooks me. It also spooks me. I don't want to feel like, okay, but today I'm not streaming
and then I'm thinking about messages like this. Um, no, you know what, like actually that ass, that ass.
Don't get too addicted to Twitch, TikTok, and shit like that, y'know?
Like, you as well need stuff outside of that. You need stuff outside of that.
Like, one hobby. One hobby already good. One hobby already good.
I started playing some Batman recently.
You can go to gym just like you don't try it out. I don't know. I feel like gym is always insane for mental
It feels weird to say it. It's like a yeah, I just go gym. But call me nuts. Yeah, I just go gym. I don't know
It's great stuff
Where do you go you play badminton?
Yo
Wait since when since when okay, I actually w actually w
I actually love you. What the fuck but Batman is the fucking god PSP. I appreciate the right, bro
I appreciate the right house and fucking Jeff for PSP. I hope you're doing well
Guys I'm telling you bro Batman is the gold you will have so much fun trust trust
You can just look up your local craft go there
And just give it a shot. Don't be shy. Don't be shy. They don't bite. They don't bite most of the time I
I'd bite but hopefully they won't gold gold gold come on what about ultimate
frisbee boss boss don't mind that at all the tech youtuber he played ultimate
frisbee no MKB HTH
That's some American shit.
What are the most goaded sports chat to play for like having fun while wanting to like do
something about like just like you know finding a nice fun hobby and like doing you something
for your health.
I swear Batman is up there bro.
Batman is up there.
I love all type of ball sports chat.
If there's like, I like, like it can be anything.
Handball, volleyball, badminton, it's a shuttle cock,
kind of the same as a ball.
I mean, it's, you know, like it's a device
that you cross around.
Football, I don't like football that much.
Am I crazy, Chad?
I'm fake German.
I hate football.
I don't, I don't like football that much
to play it myself.
You know why?
I feel like I have no impact on the pitch.
it's like
it's ten v ten right
or you can only do so much you can only do so much and i'm not one i don't i'm
not one i don't
i like quick one we once like being on the ball at all times are like to be
tools you know badman to be tools one we once
table tennis one we once my god suck suck suck let me play bro let me play
what am i supposed to do is like stand on grass and just chill
call me nuts
Like football players, they're lazy, bro.
They just stand on the pitch the whole time.
Do nothing.
When we play Batman, bro, volleyball, we're active, we're active.
All right, I'll take that back.
Minimal wear.
Gold, gold, gold.
So what is your favorite sport?
Well, like, what would fall into your,
what falls for me into Batman?
Like the most fun and like wanting to become better
and shit.
tennis tennis is pretty good but i feel like you like tennis
but you would like batman more call me nuts like i've tried tennis i've tried tennis i didn't
it's like it feels slow i don't know it doesn't feel the same when you hit a nice shot compared
to batman when you hit a batman shuttle cock was like bro the sound the sound oh my gosh it
goes so fast a shuttle cock chat from batman it's the fastest device that there is in sport
It reaches speeds of roughly 500 kilometers per hour on a nice smash suck
That's insane. There's almost the speed of light
Cap I don't think it's captain
what did i say undisputed oh my holy aura undisputed king of fastest projectile shuddercock smashed
my professional player 560 kmh I don't yep holy fuck that's insane no
Golf 388 nothing f1 400 slow Batman bro ah what the fuck
That was YouTube.
You're Mr. Lukazar with a 25, bro.
Hearts in the... more the E is faster.
Okay.
Thank you, Mr. Lukazar, once again.
Batman, bro, the goat.
Goal, goal, goal.
Guys, I don't think something is coming.
Goal, goal, goal!
Suck?
Nah.
Is the goal coming?
I feel like I'm getting sick, I'm getting shot through, bro.
I feel like my feet are freezing, let me turn the heater on.
Oh, hell no.
Alright.
L vape, I don't vape bro
Go away, go away, go away
Is it cool today in Europe? It feels icy bro, icy
Icy
Thought it was summer
It is
Sheesh
Go it, go it
I mean we're getting the revolver from the roller case
What else do we expect?
Like are we stupid?
Goal it, goal it, goal it!
Ow!
Why X-ray?
Because I'm banned of cases.
I was getting too many goals.
They nerfed us.
Goal it, goal it, goal it!
Slash it the fucking-
Now
Six six one check well wait our last pink was a six six zero
Before that we had a six nine zero then we had a six seven or something six seven zero
No, no, not that
Another pink
Four one two
Eight eight zero I skipped that one and then this one should be six six six seven nine wait what how many did we get?
Where's the six six zero one this one right six nine one
Lucas I think one of the ten chillax for chillax how rich are you chillax chillax
Use the money on something else buy yourself something nice bro buy yourself something nice
Buy yourself an arcsaber pro bro
The shuttle for Batman trust that's what I'm using
the red one arcsaber
Oh
By fans oh hell no
But thank you very much hearts in our fucking chat, but now is enough enough is enough enough is enough
Chat I don't think we're getting a gold are we
Like what are we doing trying to hunt the gold that doesn't exist
115 euros left only 115 euros left only
what?
do I deposit more?
I'm gonna deposit a little bit more see how it goes see how it goes
and I may change something up guys I may change something up
Sally how much money are we at how much can I still deposit before it's
completely GG how much can I do 400 again
only 200 no how we already at the max no where we are I'm gonna try 400
I'm telling you, Luke Azar, hey, hey, hey!
Chill!
How many gifts is this at?
Hearts in a fucking shed!
Thank you, man.
Yo, why are the messages not loading?
Won't bombers have nothing? Love when you do hearts in the shed.
What do you mean won't bombers have nothing? Buy yourself something, huh?
The hell
Thank you G but now it's enough hearts in the chat. Let's get a big ass spam for Lucas. I bro
I'm gonna try deep in but I don't feel if it will let me
Look as I box a pro trust me bro
And the best shuttle cocks for Batman bro. Call me absolutely nuts NCS pro
Goat it go to it
Type 1 if you know what I mean.
There's new tech in Batman.
They feel maybe even better than feathers, and they last longer.
Oh, no.
I just got an arrow check when trying to deposit 400 euros.
I will try 200.
Oh, nine.
Oh, this is, this is creeping me out right now.
Oh, please no.
Don't let it be.
I'm going to try 200 right now.
Boom.
Please.
Please go through.
Good sign.
Check out QR code on screen.
Scanning.
Selecting bank.
Accept face ID.
When it's done.
one last chance to cook before we get limited after this there's no more
opportunities for us to deposit money which means we need to get a gold with
this amount else were completely chopped you can say I'm a broke you only 200 I
already deposited 1.5 K and the daily limit is 1.7 K euros we've already
burned I don't know how it doesn't feel like it we've already burned through one
point five this is our last peanuts chat what do we buy this is the last chance
if there's no gold in this there will be no gold but there has to be Lucas
with another 25 I don't know why hearts in the chat thank you 200 gifted what
fuck thank you my dog sheesh I would clap your Batman though sorry maybe not
actually um what case what the fuck is going on bro
Apple strudel with the 40 as well.
Lucazoid and then Apple strudel.
Huh?
Yo, yo, yo, really want me to keep doing cases, huh?
Like I've never received this many gifted.
This makes no sense, bro.
I don't want to open cases no more.
Chat, after this I'm done with cases, bro.
Like actually, bro.
Like, you can't, you can't get me hooked on this.
What do I buy?
Don't say Kappa, I mean that, I mean that.
Fuck the X-Race gun.
One good and then one.
Try not to put the 10. Thank you, bro.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Um, I'm gonna buy...
...genit help.
Uh...
Dreams and nightmare?
Oh, I don't like Dreams and nightmare.
Dreams and nightmares so mid.
Why do you want Dreams?
Just because it's cheap?
Dreams Nightmare used to be my go-to because the butterfly emerald used to be like 20k
but it dropped to like 6k because everybody does knife shut-ups of the Dreams Nightmare
case.
Um...
KiloWatt?
guys call me absolutely disgusting I if no gold happens it doesn't happen if I
get a gold from dreamland because I will crash out I want one from the roller
case where it all started we ended with what it started with can someone do the
math whip out your cake and do the equation wait I'm not stupid I am not
stupid one case we need to buy we have 200 euros 200 equals we need to solve up
for x x is the amount of cases one case cost 429 4.29 and then we need to add the
key. We need to add the key. How much is the key to 19 to 19? Fuck the X. Fuck the X. I
forgot about something, guys. I really did. Fuck the X. We need to add on top of this.
key price which is 219 right 219 and then this is our x oh g plus creepers I
need a calc how much is this this together guys how much is this together
this is 429 we have a six at the start we have a six at the start and then we
We have a four, four, two plus one is three, but nine plus nine is eight.
And this adds, yeah, it's 18, so this, hold on a second, suck, okay, okay.
What we now need to do, we need to get this over to this side, sorry, yeah, we need
to leave the ax alone.
So we have to, so it's 6.48 times x, right?
We don't see this.
How do you get it to the other side?
By doing the reverse, we have to divide.
Fuck, I haven't done this in a bit.
I'm actually scared.
6.48, we have to divide this.
So 200 divided by 6.48, check this out.
I don't need to count for this.
I think it's thirty point eight six four
Chad
Did I do it correct?
Should be that wait only 30 cases
That's that can be right
200 euros give me 30 cases wait why are you saying too much stop?
Huh why you lifting sub-string mouth gloss
Hey
Hearts in the chat
But you said you would stop stop stop stop actually stop
Thank You Lucas I I don't know what else to say other than thank you. Whatever. What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?
What can I what else can I do?
Thank You G. Thank You boss, man
Math class for foyals buzzer double bar right
math and uni bro
This is why I can do this stuff. You understand?
Alright, I'm gonna buy 30 fucking roller cases.
Oh, yoyoyoy.
Thank you, Lukas-Oid, for real, for real.
Like, sheesh, but I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say.
What can I say? What can I say? I feel like I'm grateful regardless, like, what I say.
I don't know what to say.
What could I even say?
Here we go.
Chad who likes math type one only this many cases
Hey
Ashley stop
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey KYC. How much my what's your net worth?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're not using your mom's credit card, right?
If you are using her credit card, ask her if you can do 100 more. But oh, you have to ask her first.
I'm joking. Don't do that shit, bro.
You know what you can do? Keep on streaming.
shit sir this is actually oh man but after this my rent is paid I don't have
to stream after today I'm joking I'm joking sometimes you guys spam after I'm
gone for like two weeks like rent is still bro like oh my gosh your heart's
in check for Lucas I look at us I will keep on streaming tomorrow maybe a
register no no I will keep on streaming um you won't see me retiring
from streaming before before um 42 how many years is that 14 yeah easy easy what
the fuck easy clause easy clause I will play everything bro when I'm 40 bro I
will play some League of Legends 2 and fucking own with anivia ultimate in
top lane. Let that summer. Let that one summer. It's not even going now. Oh, it's glitched!
Well. Chat. Right now people call me a bad gamer. I'm 28. Is there still hope? Or is
only downhill and be actually honest actually like no jokes what if I lock
in though like I swear I used to be really good at shooter games like back
in my high school days and I feel like I'm I still can be great but I haven't
locked in in a bit 20 years ago no bro like 10 years ago boomer chat was I
acid Elm ring and be honest I think Elm ring I'm alright then like what are you trolling
no way I was useless in Elm ring
let me activate Cam again boom Cam is dying GG
Wait, so, wait, if I'm as an Elnring, a game where you say I used OP builds, blah, blah,
blah, the one game which is the real skill check that you guys keep repeating is Sekiro,
right?
Where you can't do your own builds when everyone is using the same shit.
Oh, that's pink.
Hold on a second.
You will suck at Sekiro.
Sally, I see what you're doing.
He has been waiting for Sekiro and begging me to play it for like a year.
I see what you're doing.
You're doing reverse psychology.
You're trying to get me to play it right now.
You will suck at Sekiro.
Sully.
Bro, not stupid, bro.
At boom!
You'd be so bad.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo little shits, bro.
Bro, I will not be bad at Sekiro, bro.
If it's a souls like, I'm good at it.
If I'm bad at games, then how do you explain this?
Five.
The highest setting.
This is where pros play, pros study.
Arena, 1.5.
fast try
move it move it
alright no sound
let's do this quick
my sound is too loud
let's go
alright now we're good
glitch
Okay recent recent recent
They're all here check the spread out
No
Miss like
Try doing that fight for us. You can't you can't
What if I open the cure right now?
How would you feel?
Would that tingle you all?
Well, no.
Huh?
Well, bad news.
I'm playing Premier.
Very bad news for you.
Very, very bad.
Come on. I want to win one game. I'm going to open a goal during this fucking game.
And then I'm out of this game. I may play League after this. I don't know.
Guys, hello, hello, hello. Don't ban Dust2, please.
Let's ban Overpass and...
Let's go, bloody hell!
Well, it's good, bloody hell.
Oh my god, Oner. You're going to carry it, right?
Yes bro, I got you. Come on. Okay. Thank you
Good shit. We got a fin. We got a fin who knows why we're banning dust. Why are we banning me Raj?
Why are we banning dust? Why are we banning me Raj?
It's fine
Yeah, I can't remember the last time I won a game on Nuke
I'm gonna be that serious not change shadow to opening or during premiere
I cannot remember the last time I won a map on a game on on this fucking map. I'm gonna be badass
Do go a voice already too late? I'm not gonna lie. I fucked up
Need some music to lock me in bro
Guys here we go all on the prediction all I win. Okay. You saw what I just did to the bots
I'm gonna do that to the to those bots
Same shit different environment
Why was it my mouse cursor?
What, am I blind?
Let's set dominance chat during the warmup.
Check this out.
Well, I'm locked.
I feel fucking locked.
I feel fast in the head right now!
Zilo.
Wait, they're not connecting the scab, right?
Check this out!
I was about to look on the right, bro.
I should look in.
attack
Pray plus 400 minus 100 they know manila hell they know I am a kilo hell
Get me out of this
Hello team
No!
You're not there.
I'm here!
Guys, you have to put your voice like that, okay?
I kinda like it.
Okay.
I don't try to look like a voice.
I don't.
Guys, I play outside.
No way.
I'm not going around.
Close your mouth, bitch.
Grim, bitch.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Grim, bitch.
Your voice, your voice.
Mind your voice.
I said yes!
Yes, yes, yes.
No, I'm going to go inside.
Inside voice.
Outside smoke?
Oh, Rambo. Nice entry.
Hoi hoi brek!
Bomb.
On hot, low.
One Rambo!
One is side.
He is low to bow.
Maybe not him.
I'm gonna clash this guys.
I believe you.
Why you say you are you are?
Oh, nice.
My foot itchy.
Don't try.
Don't take my confidence like I'm a Clash.
Sorry.
It's okay.
It's bad.
Yellow, where are you from?
It's Rasha Blyat.
Rasha Blyat, nice.
You are green.
Green, green, green.
Where are you from, bro?
You come to the voice like that.
You are green.
You can't do the voice like that right? You're too weak
What?
Don't do it here, don't do it here
Chuck, yo, hey! Do the voice bro! Try to do a female voice! Try!
Nice, nice!
Chuck is out!
I know
You can do it, you can do it Chad
Why?
I don't mind that at all, check this out
There you go
One outside, no?
Bro, what is that?
One HP on top.
What? How many bullets?
One of them!
Three on three!
Outside behind!
Come on!
I'm really broke.
nice oh my god he has butt plaques
me qua moment
guys starting next round after this one we're gonna change our accents to full
boss mode okay not yet not yet after the round full boss mode we go full
lower voice but not right now after the
after after that low boss voice boss
boss boy yes the boss boys boss like a
Like
Hey, hey, next round only, next round only, yes, next round, looking
Zero
Red one
Zero one
Nice
On the roadside
Secret
On site
So
Where's last nice?
Come with me
What?
No!
Yeah!
Yeah, P!
Who dropped it?
Alright, you guys, let's go.
Yo, Queen, do you know now what a post voice is, bro?
What?
Hey!
Oh, you're okay.
What's that?
Cringe, I'll voice you, though, hey?
Yeah, yeah, voice over.
I'm gonna get me in a second.
Yeah, I'm gonna get you.
Knock with your mouth.
Knock with your mouth, Queen.
i'm outside
blue i play outside piece of shit
nice
zero zero
what is that cross there?
the cross got the window cross there
100
one me too
ok ok
behind behind you here
what?
he said he saw it
oh he said where are you going
okay this is weird
bled
but try
bro are you all the Russian
no
most of us most of us
you're from Turkey right
no
no no no i mean green you're from turkey right green
yeah w bro
what's your favorite team
go go go
that turkish is w i know the turkish people brother always w
thank you of course right of course i'm from germany bro nice to meet you
bro
Yeah?
You sound like...
I sound what?
You sound like...
No one here?
Ha ha, yes, because he's German, bro.
We're both German.
One zero.
I hear that a lot.
One outside thing!
Upside down.
guys both outside one zero one below zero nice last zero zero nice guys we
We will win this game. Trust!
Okay, okay.
My Turkish friend, Green, can you hear me?
No, don't speak.
No, no, no, no, no.
Zubal! Zubal! Zubal!
If I press Tab, you're 0 and 5.
Everyone watching is seeing that.
What the fuck, blyat! Green for fuck's sake!
Lock in! Lock in!
I'll hit you, bro.
I'll also hit you, that's not an excuse, bro.
Wait, do you have your first kill? W.
Check this out.
One HP, lobby.
I
Never must play here
How do you expect me to do that that was the most weird player ever
Ankyr not ran buzzer
2v3
Turkey in Finland clutch, let's see it
Krokk
Oh, yeah, yeah
Turkey clutch, let's see it
1-3
One low
Calm down, calm down
You're not Santa's
Explain
Why, why
why why bro I'm so excited you know I appreciate that I appreciate that but
brother I'm excited if we win bro and you're also excited if we win then we
can look at this game like oh my god we won this shit you know come on let's
Can I say something?
Let me breathe for one round.
Let me breathe.
I need to calm down.
Okay, okay, okay.
Do whatever you want for one round.
Outside one.
Why are we trolling guys?
Why are we trolling?
Let's see
From having me call check this out
If you win this one be five I give you a knife buddy right now
You got this man
We have no money now. No we don't.
Yo can you drop like MP9 for me? Somebody?
I think we can do a core ops.
Yes, guys let's push something bro, let's push something.
Come on, let's push lobby, push lobby, push lobby.
Go up go up and don't waste time here and we go inside green.
Okay, okay, hit it bro.
I'm on a flat.
I'm on that.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that, but I don't appreciate this, but I appreciate that.
Don't appreciate this, but I appreciate that.
Will I appreciate those though? Will I appreciate those? I won't appreciate those.
Will I appreciate these though? These? Will I? Or will I not? I will not.
Good to know. Federal, I do appreciate them. I do appreciate them. And I appreciate Das.
I appreciate Das auch. Das auch. Jigger, thank you for the 10. Guys, I'm going insane.
Thank you so much. Federal and Mr. Jigger, why Federal? Are you Federal? Are you a
Fat? If you're a Fat, thank you very, very much. How do we win the round?
You got the gold on your team.
The gold on the team? Who's the gold?
Yeah, me, me, me. Look at the scoreboard.
I am locked in, I am locked in.
Oh my god, 8 in 5.
Yo, Kunu, where are you from, bro?
Come on, let's go!
You guess.
I guessed Finland first, but I assume that's right.
Yes, no.
Easy.
Yeah.
You're too predictable, bro.
Like all your fans.
Okay, fuck.
outside
Federal prison for 10 gifted subs, I appreciate that bro, I appreciate that
Wait, I saw something
Nevermind
One here at Benzillo
I can flash here in yellow
Flashing high outside, pop
Flashing again outside high
Pop
Well, I love it nothing wrong
Love it going crap, I think
One more
Was I
Wait for you guys for retake come we need to retake this together
one HP nice nice come on
I feel like our vibes are getting lower even though we're winning guys let's get it loud as nice in three two one nice
come on baby come on bring
I need that oh you had an op for a second if I op I will win trust proper dude trust me thought
Okay, thank you check this out
I check outside with all I have
You're gonna be flat, fuckers!
She's in pretty out.
How'd I help?
Already signed?
Yes.
I'll cast it, can't be killed, yes sir.
Nice.
Two was low, big.
Any all flight?
Nice bomb, oh my God
My question. I'm gonna give you the time like bro am I winning or not
Heavens
Why did I get how did I get flanks close to get the guys nice your blue I love
Oh, your buttplacks is my dog!
Blue, you ever, Mike?
No, Mike.
Buttplack on us always a little shy, not gonna lie.
I've noticed that.
Kuno, what's your dream life?
I don't know, I don't really play this game, but...
Oh, I want to gift you something, never mind.
Oh, okay, I know.
I like the orders of snipe
I forget if you sonate the whole time
That's just rushing
Hey, how do I do this?
I literally shot
guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys they keep abusing us on a we need
only one drop me a noba drop me a noba if you have that's fine
I know I don't drop me noba drop me noba trust
Novo axem! Novo axem! Novo axem!
Nine.
XMXM.
The next thing you think you're... I have an idea.
I'm gonna do that.
I'm just gonna fucking spray them down with the XM.
All they got.
I can flash.
Yes.
Yes!
It's dead!
Retra!
Outside bomb!
I think I'm clear.
Info?
Lobby clear, Lobby clear
Maybe outside
Outside
I flank guys, I flank
One on one, nice
Bomb B, B, B
Shit, it's retaking with XM grid
What the fuck, down the lag
What the fuck
The butt block behemoth.
Okay guys, T side is not any worse.
My Turkish friend?
Yes.
We're not tweeting.
Why?
Two kills.
Lock in.
No, no, no.
lock in no no no no don't look away bro don't try to hide you need to lock in
bro you need to lock in on come on bro defend your family's name you guys are
not ass at CS bro lock in lock in where do we go where do we go green you
call you call where do we go let's go rush beat
Amelia I am
Guys
We win this round and we fuck their money.
Yeah, let's go.
We need the force bar for the pistol and we need something to lose the pistol.
I can't even speak.
I hope they don't think I'm stupid.
Let's play slow maybe.
Yeah, we'll fuck it.
I need a deagle shot or a scout.
One DC. We got this.
It's a miracle.
We're maybe getting flashed.
One red room. Nice.
Nice! Now get to be lower, lower! Go, go!
One, one, one!
one HP one! One! Wanko!
Should I attempt to lock it next one? Or I lock it?
I actually won.
I know I played ass until now,
but if you want me to Ace, I can Ace.
I mean that, I mean that.
Lock it, sail us!
Sail us. W2 Mace
Hey!
Good shit boys!
We had AK, now one's topical
Had shot, had shot, had shot, had shot, had shot, had shot.
Can you go there?
Had shot.
Go see.
I'll get entry outside.
Couchie!
I'm gonna kill you!
Come on, come on!
Oh my god, cheater!
Run, run, run!
Hey, fuck!
Haha
Outside to last outside
Lower
I hear them bands guys, careful.
One down.
Check the snade.
Out of the dead.
Dad, outside dead!
Come on now.
Last one down.
Ramp maybe.
Kill that boy, kill that boy.
Which one has one nice mom our game
Okay, you let it
No, no, no, no trust guys none of us can up maybe I don't know I
Feel like right we're too good on rifles, bro
Let's stay full a case guys trust
Next round I'm back in front of you.
Alter that was bad.
Guys, cleanse your fucking pallet.
I will never do a play like that.
Alter that was bad.
Guys,
how do pros perform all the time?
Maybe.
Cause my highs are really high,
but my lows are really low.
How they always at least really good.
One big one
You saw you saw
It's not
what if you rotate slow
is there planter for him?
what?
why are we shooting the dead body after losing?
we can't do that
sorry we cannot do that bro
oh my gosh
empty, empty
I'm gonna get our top.
Don't in C, blyat! Fuka!
Yeah, that was pretty bad.
I don't think they would drop me.
Let's go, people.
Green, lock in. Don't cry, don't cry. It's okay.
We win this round. Come on.
Green, that fall kills our round. No one should complain.
I'm about to ragecraft
behind
These fucking nerds
Oh my fucking god bro
How is he out enemy now? How?
How?
He's peeking this one
Actually he's chasing right now
This is crazy
Please tell me my team is winning bro
Please tell me my team is winning
That's our monitor
check my reaction time is really bad right now I don't understand why
cold cold cold
surely they're winning right
nine
the same AK with the most chopped cross ever 22 HP in the dream
oh my god I love Finland bro
I want to give you a kiss right now bro that was good that was so good
Jesus
hold up now
ah sorry sorry
let's keep the worst shit going guys
can I get a drop bro low key can I get a drop
Oh my god, thank god. Holy etch.
Yeah, just actually go.
Come on.
Woo!
Check this out, check this out.
You will not believe this round, like, actually.
Water.
hahahaha
body knocked to your door that's how he died
i was like hold on open the door i have to don't have to worry
shit
he's shit
bbb
touchy solo solo solo solo solo
my bad my bad
guys i don't know if we should touch outside
you guys went outside
We went outside without getting a single kill bro, that's not good.
On ramp we fucked them no?
Guys, let's go ramp one time trust, trust.
I'm gonna smoke the Molotov okay?
Don't be worried about that.
Attack 9 easy, I'm gonna just rush rush rush ramp.
Easy round for us.
Everybody on ramp, come on.
No more left off, let's go! Team kill!
Oh, missed link.
What? Sorry.
You have bomb, you have bomb.
Drop, drop.
I have three kills here, bro.
Wait, I have my test match.
Fuck them in the ass. They're already tilted jumping.
I thought I got hacked. It's the voice who recharged.
We can only lose to a ninja if you guys. Careful.
Maybe save the...
How do you pronounce ninja in Finnish?
Nenia.
Haha.
Louis.
Say genuinely.
I hope it's funny to you, huh?
Genuinely?
Wait, not bad.
Step.
I can't say squirrel.
That's good.
You just did.
Oh, thank you.
Scribble.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
That's how I usually say it, too, though.
not looking at it
what can we say ninja
say just ninja defuse
just ninja defuse
ok bro
not bad
nice guys 1dc
okay bro I'll flash your end let's go guys we're on site of a just come a
just one mini mini mini I told you I told me too slow reaction time my
I'm gonna blow the smoke over green, careful, careful!
Stay there, no, no, no.
I got him.
He was not.
Bye, bye.
He didn't like, he just didn't know.
Nice, my G!
Wait, what?
Bro, are you high?
I thought that was us. I'm not gonna lie. I thought that was us.
Too much rape, too much rape.
I don't, babe. Oh my god.
What? I thought the blue school was in our team.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
You guys, we cannot lose this.
No, we're not gonna lose. No, my watch.
Do I go up?
Probably do I go up or AK?
Do I go AWP or AK?
No, AK.
Oh yeah, go, go, go.
Pop, pop.
Me or Walthite?
Play slow, play for your shit, and then we choose.
Mop, mop, mop.
Yes, map.
One garage.
Nice.
Oh, I'm out.
Pop or garage?
Yeah, why do we say you are all outside?
But I
Got a point for me to
Have a go get coming coming
Okay, it's gonna be one guy coming here chat. I know it
Why do the school pillars from the last time this is just go be under
You want to go be?
Yeah, but nothing there. Oh
he's going to come right here to play this game
this is what the friend shits
what the fuck man
where? where?
ah! the fusing!
no no no no
what the fuck man
one v one
what the fuck man
What are you doing, team, blyat?
We lost a 4v1 hour, it's easy bait, easy bait, they think they won, I will go, I will win.
focus focus we can get easy for one advantage again we just throw it at
them let's not throw it then we go to the game we get infinitely low lock it
okay I get outside entry trust me I come up control but actually take my
I'm coming for you.
Yes.
Don't die with bomb.
I'm dead.
CT!
Careful from behind guys.
He's bottom up.
Nice! He's one dead!
For everyone, it's the same guy. Don't troll.
Okay, okay, troll this, troll this, troll this, please.
Go lose.
Oh, there's been a client.
Uncomes.
Bro, I never play this map.
It's, it doesn't register.
CTE, more like CTE.
Yeah, stop.
Why did I say CTE?
Tyler said he would coach you.
Why didn't he ask?
Oh my gosh.
I am not you guys are the fucking greatest
well holy fucker players
yeah it's okay
do I buy scout now guys I need an AK drop please screen please give me your
Turkish AK thank you go come on let's lock in
Yeah, some of this is not a good one.
We've seen a really bad one.
Nice!
Lobby!
Lobby and Mini!
Ok, don't roll, don't roll, just don't roll.
No, take the slot, take the slot.
Are you filming right now?
I'm maybe flinching, they will push.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
I can't look, maybe the stream is snapping.
No.
I guess MP9s, please win this.
go it, go it, go it and win, win, win, ping, ping, ping, not bad
give me one more chance and I will make no mistakes
is it good or bad?
they sound happy, I think 1v1, maybe 1v2, I can't check
guys that's on me, that's on me, that's on me
me okay they won and see us but we are winners in life fuck them okay I just
lost three hundred seven three hundred seventy illo yeah how I don't know
you're on the losing streak buddy you need to lock in no no no I just went
to you just went to yeah maybe your whole life bro what do you mean three
minus 300 in the game for me it's minus 100 bro what yes
bros baffled oh my gosh yeah I feel bad for trolling I don't feel as bad as
truck new harlequin collection yeah and a crimson batik it's both grace
though. Take the PP. Chat, I was playing not good bro. Do I hop on the
rift and play one anivia game to make up for my mistakes yes or no
I do want to check if I'm actually like that useless like like two days ago
because that has me awake at night sometimes like I
One. I don't know. I don't know.
Chat you to the last cases by the way. Look. Look.
After that we can't open anything else. Why?
Because the steam limit of the day is hit. It is hit.
We have what? Like 10 more cases.
There's better be a gold mod style.
gold gold gold we need a red or a gold play lie guys I prefer anivia don't ask
me why Eli is too easy of a champion bro it's it's it's it doesn't test me it
doesn't test me it's only lie I could win every game but anivia it's a lot
harder a lot harder check what has okay be honest what's more aura to main
Anivia and go crazy and be challenger anivia or be challenger a lie, bro
Anyone can get challenger on on lie if you have some understanding
And be honest anivia I lie what is more like wow
Anivia lie is it a 50 50
I
Alright first game
Only once we coaching ah, I'm scared
No, you know what you mean once from scapula don't know it don't don't don't annoy him again, bro, please
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Yo, yo, I troll this game and now you're saying owner once league coaching. Yeah, yeah, stop stop. Oh gosh. Oh gosh
Please don't be mad. Please ask if you still okay with that if you crying for real
Yeah, I don't mind coaching only he's a pile of shit, but it's fine
I mean fair
Fucking today
Hey, oh my god, how does he
Good that you cut it off. I don't know if I'm gonna hear the rest. Oh gosh. Alright, alright, alright. Oh man. Oh man.
Chat! I'm telling you, if right now the tournament would play again, bro, we would win that tournament.
Like, all I needed was one more chance. Like, if it was B03, we would have won that tournament.
If there was a loser's bracket, we would have won that tournament.
you played me leonivia sally please don't remind me bro
gold gold gold chat there's no way that we get a single gold in two thousand dollars
Last case magic needs to hit.
Two more cases.
Then we're literally minus 2k down the drain.
Gold? Gold gold.
We did get a number one lowest float.
Can't be too greedy and we did get a rat.
An insane rat, a 400 euro rat.
But that is not $2,000. Gold gold.
that faded in seconds minus 2k just like just like that we need gloves we
need gloves now Bobby you little slut I just got fucked on cases how are we
talking okay okay that's bad that's bad gold gold gold open armory do I have
Do I have gold nine deny we go again? We go again
Millionaire don't it a hundred dollars with insane imagery one hour ago fast
Except us I would have seen that you're telling me I miss a hundred donation. That's not happening
No, huh?
This guy except us?
How do I not see that?
Limovah with the 10 dollars?
I'm looking to start a collection.
What are the chances you will send me a factory new weapon?
Buss.
Doesn't matter what color just won from you that you opened.
Sometimes I list skins, but I don't really sell my skins, bro.
I don't really...
You can send me a trade.
Any skin?
Any skin.
Next key is on me search for Yunshia. Yunshia?
VAS! Guys how do we not see that?
$100 don't know from Sherwish 333 saying only can you review my inventory
Use the 100 to open more cases, vast.
How did we not see that?
Yo, hey, I'm sorry that I missed that.
I hope you're still here.
Oh, no.
Let me check this inventory chat.
$100 donation.
And I can see why.
What?
Artwork shows 4x reason hollow white lotus
4x LDL see holo Gong Nia, that's like 100k 100k 4x Vox holo hot rod
Isen from Taipei, Taiwan
And it's not just a fake artwork no he owns those
One X Iber power holo Stetra Kaol fast this one is not even do anything. I
Don't know this one. Let me turn off family view so we can investigate this inventory
Did we get a gold we did not get a gold bro we got absolutely fucked in the ass
This is what it our inventory could look like if we could would have gotten a gold
Let me actually check this inventory
283 thousand
heroes and
This does not count in
Sticker value
aka probably take this as double and also doesn't take account floats
take into account Floats. One X reason holo, Gillesi fade, best fucking position
reason holo and then crown falls surrounding it. This sticker right here
$30,000 by the way. If you can find one. She has the newest gloves in minimal
wear. Pattern check, both hands, pinky pink, which is good.
Double O Floats, Gelly Sapphire, nothing special. Double O Floats, Gelly Ruby,
Nothing special fuck new pillow punches. How much even others I know that China loves the pillow punches, bro
They love the pillow punches
Those cannot be that cheap right
How much are they on buff ah
Monkers
How much are those on buff?
Hi vice raid your hive mind bro. Why didn't we make the league tournament BO3?
I
Said I should have gotten this qualified bro for practicing bro. Nah, bro
I don't even see the red I
Guess rolling him 6k for those gloves was
6k for those gloves
PSP once pillow punch us
The lsd gloves. Yep. Yep. Yep
We also have a low-float death case. Maybe I'm boxed with a karamid emerald nothing special just a double-o float
Not number one or anything. That's just like 10k 15k double-o float sapphire. Nothing special
Hot rod for xbox solo suck me sideways
Very nice
I
mind
with
The raid I find I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Hi, guys, are you are you in the chat right now? Are you in the chat right now? Are you in the chat right now? No
Jennifer types, let me know
How I step up type up don't be shy don't be shy
Okay, uh, check this code, check this code.
Check this code, check this code.
No, no, no, no, no, keep your cam on buddy, keep your cam on, bro.
Fuck, why isn't it working?
There's a moggler down.
Nine.
Never mind, high-fives is down.
Fuck.
High-fives, I'm going to cook you real quick, okay? I'm sorry, bro.
Hey, hey, hey, you don't get away with just rating me, bro. You got to get mug real quick, bro
I'm sorry, but I'm sorry, but
How number no way you're gonna rate me for free like that check this up
Let me get your code. I
Need the double lamb tech I know how vice bro, you're gonna get mug buddy. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry little bro
I'm sorry, bro
All right, wait, I'm getting a code. I'm getting a code
open up your moggler bro
chat did you ever 1v1 Jinxy? Jinxy lowkey mogs bro
but so does high-wise alright boom high-wise there you go
join up join up join up
double amp works
alright
Join up, join up, join up.
Mark's prediction, prediction, prediction.
1v1 vs Havice.
No cheating, no cheating.
Havice, Mark's, shite.
No cam swipes.
I'm not gonna cam swipe chat.
Yeah, Havice, don't refresh that.
And then it should ask you for your cam access in a second. That's how how did it for me?
Was a muggle slow today
Or maybe it maybe it's kind of broken right now
Camera check completed. Ah, I said, um, uh, press exit. High-fives press exit. Press exit. Press exit
And then refresh
And they need to press one we want to join code
Shies, bro model is annoying a ship because it always takes so long to set up
They fix their site gg, bro
Let's see high-fives fix high-fives is a mogul
Hmm I was gonna mug you to death chillax bro
No!
Vipecoded, stop!
Is it actually vipecoded?
No way, right?
I think the server is such a s**t.
100%.
What does vipecoded mean, Chad?
Does it mean they used AI to code it?
There's no way.
It's clorid AI.
up. No way we're that far. Oh, I don't know if that's a good thing. Oh, I don't know if
that's a good thing. I mean, it doesn't work right now. So maybe we're still chilling, but
it's kind of close. Every website you ask from Claude looks like that. Really. But you
think everything was done in Claude? Like the back end? Because back and front end
this massive difference no it's like two very different sectors that's absolutely crazy oh
Oh no.
How much?
Did it work?
Yeah, mine, oh.
Hello?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Relax, are you a tryhard?
What the, what is that?
Now you're done. Now you're done. Nope, you're done. You're done, bro. No, you're done.
There's no fucking excuses, bro. You just got what happened. You just got mug, bro.
YESSS!
What?
It's so easy, Oney. Oney, it's so easy.
BO3! BO3! BO3!
Rematch! Rematch! Rematch!
I wasn't locked in, bro.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
No! No! No! No!
What are you doing?
If you can cheat, I can cheat.
Cheat?
I have to I have to
Have to put it in you the light
Why is it already game on no way? Oh, okay. Here we go. Good luck. Good luck. Okay
What's happening, oh, yeah, I'm on the connection screen
Oh, it's starting, it's starting.
You're done for.
You're literally...
You're done, you're done, you're done, you're done.
No, you did not see my score, bro. You did not see my score
Not just more by the way that brutalized bro
Brutalized with my lights not there. Yeah, that's a different have me sphere bro have me sphere
Yeah, all right. All right. I'm fixing my lighting. All right one one one one one one now
I'm gonna look into the Sun one one one one
Into the Sun. Okay. Yeah, I look you know
I got luck looking into the Sun bro. You need it. You need it
You know what brought module without my glasses, bro, I've never done that before I
Okay, what are you doing? Okay? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
You know
No, bro, come on
Connections rain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's making us have a faster mug bro. It's not gonna be a nice one, brother
I can tell you that no I can
I'm laughing why you laugh you lose
I
Think I won I won
That has to be a mark that has to be a mark he wasn't focused
No, I can't focus with your little light
You won on a you won
Now Loki the last one wasn't fair, you know why I think it was an even game because it was it went
Oh, you're gorgeous went up. Yeah, it was it went to OT high-wise and an OT
You didn't realize that it was OT so you were not mocking anymore. So your points dropped by a lot. Oh
That's yeah, you need to you need to know how this works, bro
It's like if you don't play basketball
You're like a professional. I don't play this
Yes, I'll come back stronger. I'll come back. Have you ever more Jinx you know in this? No, no did he mock you or you never tried?
No, we never tried ask him please because now you know the rules as well. You cannot Morgan. I'm telling you bro
Yeah, I got to get a little light. Yes. Yes. Yes. You need all time. Come on. You can use your flashlight on your phone
Bro, I've done that at the start as well. It's a good time when you want to get started Morgan easy
Keep us easy. Thanks for the right, bro. Hey, no worries. Love you honey. Bye. Love you, bro. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace
Okay, let's go, baby!
Wait, I actually ranked up to sub three.
I actually ranked up to sub three.
W high-vives in the fucking chat, boys and girls.
W high-vives in the fucking chat.
Fucking low-five-vives.
Here we go, bro.
Here we go.
But I feel bad for brutalizing him.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I need to do one quick rank pool right about at it, after opening this.
Come on, then.
Let me more, Gaben, and then let me more.
Like?
Hello?
Check my
Yo, are they mining Bitcoin on my PC right now?
Come up buddy come up you're about to get mugged
Come up come up
come up don't be shy
this fucking vibe coded bullshit bro but shit if it's fully vibe coded how is it actually
kind of working
that we cooked
we cooked
i'll just do one game to address one game
to outplay until i lose a plan to lose okay i'll fully lock in
it was
it was a total
you mother suckin school your body and not but
disapproved of the united states
massively
and he again kicked out the British nationalized oil industry
pulled the most of that thing all over again but this time it's stuck
so what this means for us
we staged the CIA group in Europe
and
while that succeeded for some time it ultimately failed
after staging a group
my friend pay attention to the school because you're not the model of the group
pay attention to the class
oh oh oh you got an edge
you got that's his fault for fucking trying to mark well classes going on
bro how to teach this guy business lesson bro it's a kid well guess what
bro
Oh, yeah forest
Can you hear me
Hello
Wait, he's outmogging me!
No!
I was not paying attention bro!
I thought it was an easy win!
I thought it was a dance slam!
I didn't even pay attention!
Yo, yo, yo, you did not!
Yo, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Gigi, Gigi, Gigi, Gigi, Gigi!
Hello?
Are you from Finland?
Finland?
Sweden?
Norway?
Okay.
What the hell?
He should see a photo.
What the hell?
He should see a photo.
What the hell?
a little more than he's out come on
gotta go double light
I have to go double light, Sean
are you in class bro?
You're getting more.
I'm sorry, Lebron.
Are you in class right now? Are you in class right now?
Let go!
Are you lost? Are you celebrating that I got six-seven or what?
You lost!
Why are they celebrating a loss?
and then say fuck you
make it make sense
gintar talk with us
reverse day
i took his illo and he said fuck you
i mean okay
whoever this is you're about to get mugged that's all i can say oh yeah you're done
you're done you're done
you're done
Hey, stop camswiping, you little shit!
Yeah, yeah, you little!
Yeah, what's that? Speak now!
Uh-oh, you're in trouble, buddy. You're in trouble.
You're in trouble.
How?!
You're in trouble.
No, I mugged you.
No, you didn't. No?
Get mugged!
Oh
Why you can't swiping bro? I did none of that
Now bro, you know no bro. You look like the crypto scammer of FTX
Are you the young monkey, bro? What's what's your YouTube? What's your YouTube? What's my YouTube bro?
You must be a streamer. Why yes, bro. Yes, bro. X you see brown X you see dog. Oh, yeah
Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
Bro, Kevabila Coppera.
I'm gonna check this out.
It's the headphones.
One last one.
No, no!
Oh, hell yeah, buddy! I got mugged up, bro! I'm sorry, bro!
No!
Hello?
Little bros in the wagon.
GG.
Nip it out of that to Mog, me buddy.
Nip it out of that.
Frillo.
Some people that catch much about the Mog.
Think about the 5G first.
Feel me?
Think about the 5G first.
Got a set of priorities.
Yeah you're done, you're done.
I'll teach you a lesson while you shouldn't Morgan class.
Oh wait this nigga looking muggy nigga
What is he doing?
What the fuck is he doing?
Yo did you guys say that? I've heard of him on my tweaken
He looks like onlypixel
Yes that's me bro
I thought he was onlypixel
Yes yes yes yo you did not be by the way
Yo did your friend say that bro?
He looks like onlypixel
I guess I am bro what else can I do bro
Is that only pixel? That's the exact set up. That's only pixel. He's like this
German like, um, street.
Try to make him think of the MMI. The MMI. The MMI. The MMI. The MMI. I can't say it.
Try to say the MMI. What? The MMI. The MMI. The MMI. Yes.
they spanned it but what's oh hell no what what did you say
yo hey what did you say bro
Did you say Mac 10?
Whoa, whoa, ha ha ha, raw rage crit, raw rage crit, yooza!
That's you vibe coded piece of sh- thank you.
I was about to crash out.
Oh, what if I installed him? Not even joking. AK close the tab.
Cheats? Bro.
You about to get marked, bro.
Mark Zuckabab look at that.
Wait what?
No way!
It logged German?
No!
It's logged the German!
No!
Come on, no you didn't.
Ah! That's a dragon!
Yes! I was a dragon, that's a dragon!
That's a dragon, V, V, V!
Yes, I beat you, you strutting bat!
Bro, GG, GG, GG, GG, bro.
Wait, wait, out of bullet?
What, bro?
Keymatch.
Keymatch?
You watch football, bro?
You watch football?
Yes.
Yes?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Bro, how long have you been on this app for?
Is this your...
Five minutes.
Oh my god, bro. You're you I can see the potential in you. You have a good jawline, bro
We have a good jawline, bro. We have a good jawline
Yeah, yeah
We're not looking are you in a car right now? Are you in a car right now? What is that?
Yeah, yeah, haha drive safely drive safe. Yeah peace out. I give your driver
Give him your give him a bit different easy charge up with a charge. Hey, you gotta go like this, okay?
So pop your head up and move forward and then down
and like bite your cheeks a little oh yeah I see that John one that's working
you're the girl bro I appreciate that I appreciate that hey keep Morgan I'd peace
out bro peace out you too w bro oh ha Chad do Germans have street cred do
Germans have street cred do we have street cred no you were respectful as
shit just because I'm German
mmmm
chat
I know I know I'm ending I will see you I know I know I know wait wait the
inventory oh god the inventory let me finish the inventory let me finish the
inventory oh why did I open up what was the link what was the link what was the
Oh my gosh, I want to finish the inventory, but then but then Gigi to a play game. No, no, no, no
But tomorrow I'm back tomorrow I'm back. Ah
I need the link though. I need the link
I have it. All right, here we go
Zikiro to end the day
When do we actually the key role the thing is we have a tournament this weekend
Elsa would have hopped into the Kiro tonight you know me you know me
ah boom baby what else does he have where will we last shed we were last at
the hot rod hot rod for Xbox pretty fucking spicy
Corambid Ruby nothing special vice-clothes factory new pretty special used to
be the most expensive class in the world now they're not anymore why
Because a lot of trade-offs have happened for factional gloves. They used to be 40k now. They're fucking worthless
$10,000 for these gloves absolutely disgusting M9 Doppler nothing too special
Now we're talking a k-roll Lotus Fox reason holo fuck me in the ass. That is absolutely insane. I
Would do anything for this a k-brown one of the nicest cat of 14 crafts, bro
One of the nicest cat of 14 crafts shed
WRL, there's only one right answer. This a.k.mogs. This a.k. fucking mogs, bro.
Yup. It exists a couple of times for that reason as well. We have another
insane cataclyph 4x fucking LDLC load. The a.k. one lotus was like a hundred k.
This one right here is like a hundred k. How are we doing? How are we doing?
Absolutely diabolical. Makes no sense. For some pixels, what? 4x LDLC.
Not 5x though.
Butterfly Ruby, M9 Sapphire, nothing too special, M9 Emerald. This is just some cash laying around.
It's like the coins under the couch.
We have Asset Fate, we have a USPS with an Ibar Power. That's pretty nice, that's pretty unique.
On best position. I haven't seen that one before. That may be self-crafted.
We have Cryptsiki Mono.
number one check of course tier one max rats left hand perfect right hand per fact
usb s looks nice butterfly nothing special nothing special sexy a howl
other power holo best position question mark very nice mission in my
opinion best position why because if you place it here it's above the
fucking head looks kind of cringe I like this position a lot you have here
here, here, here and here. And custom positioning of course, but you know, with the ology positioning
this gotta be the best, gotta be. Wait, how many kills? Chat, I have a question. How fast
can you get 200,000 kills? Even if you cheat, even if you pull a moota and join one of those
servers, Chat? I don't know if those servers are OP. A week? Pretty fast? Okay, okay,
Okay, I didn't know that I didn't know that I didn't know that I
Didn't know that
Does he have something else?
sexy a howl
We have hatch mazes fact you know, I like this guy bro. Everything is fucking you. He has nothing minimal wear like that
Wow all best condition and then you alter the bunch of fucking genuine pins. I assume nine not genuine
huh
He needs to get his pin game up
You can get genuine pins where you only can get it by activating a code if you
know you know type one if you know. Mods title. Spot gloves for those blocks. Fact
you know the most expensive gloves in the game probably nowadays right.
Sheesh. Wait it says how much are they? How much are they nowadays Shed?
They are still 30k.
40k!
Alter!
Because there are like no rats to trade up I guess.
That's absolutely diabolical.
Wow.
40k gloves.
Shish.
only gold that really remained in price for after the update. And that's it. Chat, are
there more Chinese collectors popping up recently? It feels like it, no. We haven't had in a bit
a lot of crazy Chinese collectors. There has been the guy recently who bought all the
carers and is doing crafts and this guy as well. Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to say
Chinese. I always say Chinese because it's usually the people who go crazy, but
I mean, just new collectors.
We haven't had many new collectors like that in a bit.
There's a lot of new ones right now.
This is two in the past week, bro.
What is this?
Bro, I swear some CS edits are absolutely zan.
I haven't seen this.
A is in Skindal.
I see Booba on the back.
I
Phone get to reach that message time to lock in buddy time for work
But GTN don't know that he owns that car, Al!
Wow, that's actually fucking insane.
I like edits like that.
Chat, where is another one?
I'll show you an edit in a second,
I'll show you the sexiest CS edit in a second, okay?
Actually.
This one, I don't know, though.
Let's see if it's good.
Mid-clock.
This may be the first time.
Wow, really unique opto.
They had half of wall foils on it.
Which are really really rare, less than a hundred exist still.
Fuck, he missed.
Ooh!
Okay!
I like edits bro we need to do an edit like content where you send me the best edits
Chad who has this one edit there's one edit of CS that is so fucking nice except us do
you know which one guys just link edits I would click the link why did I bookmark
this
Yo, that is Diabolik, let me see, did that bookmark the edit?
I was ages ago, it was, no, no, I'm not talking about clockwork, I'm talking about one that,
why did that bookmark this, it's blushing, bro, I swear, that fucking allergic reaction
will have me fucked up, all the comments were like, why is it blushing, did that
bookmark it?
one added on Twitter of this guy that has a black and white profile picture and it
was something with a car I think did you find it mine tree no no no no no no no
no no no it was absolutely go to the peer some of you guys should know bro
No, no, I'm not watching that.
Does somebody have a chat?
It was like a Twitter post, I think.
It was Twitter.
Yeah!
Oh my, chat.
You're not ready for this edit.
No, no, no, no, no.
I think this may be the hardest CS edit I've ever seen.
I think I'll let you have it.
Click.
Bros making deals with Bobby. On the black fucking market.
fucking market
We've got the cattle stickers
New US off always
Stickers on the flight
GTR
Outside
Bunch of terminals
If he doesn't give us a deal
We break it
Movie
I'm the only one that likes this world
I don't like this edit bro
I like this edit bro, I like this edit
He did this edit for when the Dead End Collection came out bro
That is fucking crazy bro, that is actually crazy
Leave a like if you like it of course
40 year old man, okay bro I'm done
Did he make more edits? Let me see
What?
NOOOOO!
Hellgambling butt.
G-tac.
NOOOOO! Hellgambling butt.
Damn, and it's looped, not bad, shish.
Is that a harder one, Chad?
Is that a harder edit or no?
I mean, that's OG, bro, but you can't say that, dang it, yeah.
I
Used to main this map chat
I'm a different player
So I'm gone
Oh, that's what we did!
We did it!
What is that?
What is this edit bro? 90% fucking auto pixel just being stupid?
1% right?
You're out of this joke?
You're taking the piss
Are there other odds?
Uh...
You're serious you're not smart, bro. You're not smart little bro
Like what are you doing? Is that old you?
I'll see you guys tomorrow. We're waiting over to the offline channel
Positive abroad. All right guys. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Um
I'll see you at what time I'll see you at
Moth spam the guy actually everywhere. Um, I'll see you other games tomorrow
That's not tomorrow right now
7 a.m. JL vast buzzer buzzer buzzer buzzer, alright. Why at 7 a.m. That's just that's just rage bait. That's just rage bait
Fear of us Falcons so that Bunga Bunga and those times are good those times are good for semis and finals guys
I'll see you guys tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. We hop on to the refs. Maybe tomorrow. We hop on to the ref, bro
Maybe tomorrow we hop on to the refs
So yeah, see you guys bye. Love you guys. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. We didn't get a go today was we did get
though and for partying fact new 400 heroes absolutely
I bought a kid minimal there's a hundred fact use 400 stonks and and
SG number one lowest float aka number one on media. That's how we do it. That's how we do it
All right, peace out guys. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Thanks so much for watching. Thanks for all the birthday wishes
Can't say thank you to everybody, but everybody who fucking messaged me or said like something
Thank you very very very much feels weird to have so many people thinking about you on your birthday, bro
like it feels
overwhelming
Thank you very much for everything guys. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. I'll do that like 4 p.m.. 4 p.m.. Bye
I have to go for a walk now every day every day YouTube chat. I'll see you guys tomorrow as well
I'll see you guys tomorrow as well YouTube chat. What do you want to see tomorrow?
What should we stream tomorrow? What should we stream tomorrow?
For the rest of my life
What should we stream tomorrow?
League. What's the Rift? It's League of Legends. Because I have something that I have to do there still.
I have an open and often the rechnung, how we say in German.
Donut S&P. Donut always fun. I wonder how we can organize Donut better though.
Chat. I was thinking about making a channel on Discord and then people can post pictures,
videos and they're like, hey, I have this. I have this and then the username and then
My mods can tell me the username so I don't get spoiled sadly. We should do that. You feel me then don't I could be even more cinema
mmm because it's the twitch chat is just spammed with
With stuff, you know, mmm. We need like a channel for that schedule one. Why do you guys want to see schedule one?
Interesting stream League whoosh the rift. Oh my gosh if I said if I played a game of League on stream today
I would right now probably hoping to leak off stream. I'm not even joking. So it's good that I didn't it's good that I didn't
very good
Any horror game?
Yeah, we have a lot of horror games on the list. I'm down. All right guys. I'll see you guys enjoy evening morning night
Wherever you are. Sorry that I don't always read the YouTube chat aka almost never
I don't know. I have it on because it's like a lot of people they don't watch on twitch and they prefer YouTube
So it's like I put it on, you know, I press the button, but
Yeah, I do like it as a wind down though as a wind down sometimes like right now like it's nice
To be to tea after message fit MC again, bro. It's good that you say that very good that you say that
I'll figure something out
But to be to tears always like it's always tough because if I spawn in and
20 people with a light source follow us. We can't do anything, you know, I
I don't know how we can do stuff on to be like people always find
Hmm, I don't know how we can get shit done on to be guys
Organized events could be hard there, you know
I'll see I'll see all right guys. Bye. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye
Bye. I'm ending I'm ending I'm ending I'm ending