you
you
you
you
you
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Stopping
But a poppin well well well
Bro, why is that song on let me switch the playlist bro like something like that. That's more like it
That's more like it
How we doing boys and girls how we doing on this beautiful mother-suckin Monday?
wow wow y'all I'm absolutely fine bro I'm absolutely fine get the classic in the
chat get the classic in the chat bro today would have probably been a
Christmas reducer bro but leak is calling bro the summoner's rift is
calling our name the flock wants us to to join again and we will and so we will
I hope you're all doing well. My coffee is ready. Can you coach me like I want to become iron buzzer, right?
Yo, bro, I can coach you to challenge our bro
If you're iron you don't understand what I even try to tell you bro. That is the problem. That is the problem
That is the issue. I can't even speak today. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello chat. I hope you're all doing well
I hope you know mind the music feeling in the vibe right now. I don't know time to unbox some presents
Huh that type of day that type of day eating eating dinner with a family that type of day
Huh it is or it is um
By the way this of course another scam another classic owner people scam me out to win why you're typing me out, bro
Why you're typing me out, bro? This knife don't even exist, bro
Have you ever seen a skeleton knife fucking emerald bro? Come on. Gee open your eyes open your eyes, bro
Oh, hell no, bro. Oh hell no, bro. What are you doing, bro? What are you doing, bro?
What 41 new items? Oh, no, I fucked up. I should have done this off stream. All right, listen, listen
Bro, I bought some stuff. I oh my god the pattern I turn the pattern look at this
If the it has a perfect V
And that has a perfect V chair about some nice for giveaways later on
I bought some nice for giveaways later on exclamation mark by exclamation mark sell exclamation mark
sponsor no, that's not a thing
Thanks to them, bro. Easy fucking knives, bro. Easy fucking knives. All of these will be given away. Also bought a juicer
Yeah, caramate of the face to that one also. I don't know if today though. I don't know today though. Uh
Real zigzag six seven with the five zifters why
Bro, I just flex and y'all buying some skins all the sudden five gift is
All right
That makes no sense, bro. That makes no sense, bro
Um, is that actually you zigzag six seven? Don't give me subs, bro
Wait it is yo, why are you doing this, bro?
Hey, only you're gonna carry the lead game today first time gifting a sub yo don't bro don't I saw your setup, bro. I saw your setup
Yo, you can't be gifting five subs and then still have a condom on your AC remote, bro
Stuff doesn't add up stuff doesn't add up this condom
It just what it prevents minus five dollars on the resell value and then you gift five subs that makes no sense
Shout out to India though Hudson the mother second check, bro
Huh
What's that then what's this?
That's not your setup right? No, I've seen your setup. I
Take care of my remote. That buzzer right your heart's in check for India and for zigzag six seven, bro
um why late naughty I don't know bro I don't know bro today's a busy day bro
you hear the music today it's everyone is in a Christmas mood that the packages
have to be delivered everything is a little bit late today I don't mind that
things are being slow today though bro it is what it is what is this check
Who's that?
Wait, you are a six-scan?
Hold the phone, time-outs.
I've seen this somewhere before.
Lookin' oddly familiar.
What the hell?
That's pretty sweet.
That's Prince Dream, my dog.
What the hell?
Operation System Override.
YOLO MVP SKIN. Bro that's a print stream my dog. That's a print stream.
What the fuck? They stolen our whole flow bro.
BOLO said let me copy your homework.
YAH. LOL. I mean it is a WSKIN bro. Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong.
That is fucking nice. That is fucking nice.
Um... Dreamface reveal.
are okay Jack do we have any links do we have any clips um what is this oh no
the day I arrived to Atlanta my grandma for 101 years passed away 101 she lived a beautiful life
and had the kindest heart you could ever imagine this trophy is for her thank you everyone for the
support brother WLXC and W grandma may she rest in heaven 101 years what a
strong fucking age bro 101 bro rest in peace bro Chad and he won that trophy on
the bro he arrived her grant his grandma died he arrived at the tournament
place in Atlanta and then you and then he won that tournament bro then he won
that tournament let that simmer bro let that simmer yo what is this playlist
bro like actually guys rest in peace bro wait when when was she born if 101
it's 2026 1925 she's been through World War two she's been through through
through through everything the COVID era so many different eras no
Alta bro I'm a little bit sad I don't have I don't really have grant my
grandpa family like that am I the only one row I don't know if I'm sad about
that am i i don't know i mean i don't know am i am i missing out on something i don't really i
don't really have because i don't know my mom's his parents were assholes bro they always wanted
to see her like not succeed which is absolutely disgusting like what so what's just my mom and
i smell me i don't know bro like i don't know i don't know i don't know hey sorry they were
jealous and shit of of their own daughter like are you taking the piss how stupid can you be
Bro, if I pop out a kid bro and they like do something cool like I don't know like go to uni or like get a good grade like I'm
Bro, I'm like, yo, bro. Like that's my dog bro. Like that's my dog. You know what I mean? Like sheesh
How can you be? How can you be like that?
Um check DMs for rare gloves
DMs for rare gloves
Let me check the reddit for
you
you
you
you
you
Cache out a few thousand before everything started crashing again and bought a lot of
low because I still love playing oh man you're pissing me off bro I'm gonna give
a download download just because of the grammar how is the inventory though it's
really nice what the hell first is my old second is my new well did you hit a
jackpot or what where's that where's that fire seven coming from Diego
shing see holy peak oh man guys I'm scared bro do I do I lock in the
Anivia today or no holy 10 hours from yesterday. Is that why I feel a little bit goofy today, bro
Did we do 10 hours yesterday? I didn't realize
Loki time passed by fast bro. Loki time passed by fast
Tomorrow, I'm not here though chat tomorrow. I'm gonna go Batman with the boys
Tomorrow, I'm gonna fuck him in the ass in Batman, bro
They don't know what's coming, bro. They don't know what's coming
Chat, do you actually think I'm good at Batman? No, no, or do you think I just yap?
Or do you think I just yap
Because I'm telling you bro, every time we go Batman bro, Fury, Olaf and some other people
Uh, I have to give them double or triple the points, bro
um
And then it's kind of like sometimes close like I'm being badass, bro. Okay, bro
This shit minus the badman. Okay, bro badman equal McDonald's. No, that's after I mean, uh
Fury Olaf I also ask
Fury is actually a fast learner, bro. I'm not even joking.
He just, he's just, he's just dead after like,
after hitting five shots, that's the issue, bro.
That's the issue.
And then he just stops running.
Like you hit a corner shot, he just stands there like,
okay, GG.
I don't know.
But that's gonna, that's gonna get fixed soon, right?
Today's GioGasza segment with a hundred Chetis
and a call with owner was still somehow less annoying
than a single Gixi.
Buzzer, right?
Bro, why do I even check the Reddit, bro?
Why do I even check the Reddit?
This makes me wonder who is on the reddit?
Is it people who are, because what I take away from the reddit is KnifeBlofkommus, that stuff that's objective.
Like no one can say anything about that, right? Like it's not no one giving any opinions or something, right?
The moments that I remember of reddit was always the most stupid drama and crying about something ever, ever.
Other than the, where I paid the clippers a little bit late.
That was valid, that was valid.
Exclamation mark clipping if you want to join in bro.
I paid 10k every month to some clippers bro.
Used to be fucking what?
Used to be bro, I had a month where it was like 35k
and then I had to limit it bro.
That's why it was all like, bro I was like,
oh my god my life is gonna be over bro,
like what is this?
What is this?
My mom was like, you know this is coming in,
this is going out, what are you doing?
Bro, so we had to limit it at 10k, okay?
We had to limit it at 10k.
Exclamation mark clipping.
But who remembers bro?
I'm not gonna say what it was, bro.
But I remember the Reddit tweaking out.
It's like the Reddit, some people on Reddit
don't have friends, bro.
And I don't want to sound like a toxic to anyone, bro.
And I don't have a lot of friends, right?
But I feel like some people don't have
a social understanding on Reddit.
Bro, it was like me goofing around with some friends
and we were all on the same wavelength.
All of a sudden I checked the Reddit next day, it's like,
how can one of the pixels say about,
how can he say this about this?
How can he say this to one of his,
Like to one of the people he's streaming with to one of his friends. What are you talking about, bro?
I can say because he's my friend, you know, bro
Bazaar right your bro like oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, bro, and then that I'm not fucking fucking up once
I was like what the hell
And I showed to my friend and it was like yeah, I don't know what this is bro. Like what are we talking about, bro?
ouch
Do you think the twin blade knife will ever come to see us who?
uh
Check this in the game files this in the game files
That makes me think bro. Are you the guy so on the redder bro?
Are you the guy so on the redder bro? Like wait who's posting that wait? Hold on a second
Why do I like it's different people bro wait a second bro who remembers that that post about like the drama and stuff
Was that you guys are no bro? I
Need to know bro
Xerpa's post on Reddit a lot.
Last.
You made Tyler cry by the show.
Okay, I'm not talking about that, bro.
It's Arrow on Altecowns.
It was all me.
Criticism equal drama. It was not criticism, bro.
It was literally like the most drama, slop posts.
Abadals, made the Driller in Tomodachi life!
Oh, this is 18 plus.
I hope it's not gonna have a kaka in it, bro. Here we go, 3, 2, 1, suck.
Had to make him. I feel like I captured his face well.
Guten Tag
Okay
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay. Yo, bro. I don't know how to feel about this, bro. I don't know how to feel about this, bro
What is this game, bro?
Only happiness level 15
Relationship rankings. Shen is my best friend forever. Who the fuck is Shen, bro?
Yeah, what is this game, bro? Do you read in sodiums? Yes, I do. I
Don't read Twitter. I'm sorry in sodiums. Yes
Need help choosing. I know it's not a super original combo, but I'm fairly colorblind
I was wondering if you guys would choose superconductors vs. Amphibious for the state of come a topla P1
Superconductors and 2026 aren't these hella expensive chat
Quanta quest are quanta quest and superconductors me amigos. Quanto quanto
How much are these? Wait YouTube YouTube?
Sally I
Need to give you a race reversed aka less
No reminder about the YouTube.
FAS? FAS.
That's diabolical, bro. That's diabolical, bro.
Let me see.
Let me copy my title.
Typed it like five times.
Said you have to spam it like a hundred times.
Why did you actually type it though?
I'm the type of person, bro. I'm always right.
Other people are always wrong.
No, I'm joking. Am I?
I hope I'm not. I hate that about other people when they do that
Let me see let me see
Okay, it's suck
Yes, you are wait what are you?
You don't know me are how can you say that?
I'm right
Let me see
Let me go live on the YouTubey booby
I bang
now I have to go here, here, here, here, here, suck
chat prediction on will we get banned on unilay, yay or nay, yay
also youtube chat how we doing bro, youtube chat vs twitch chat, let's check the vibes, let's check the vibes
better vibes
means I will only read that chat today
uh, low care like the youtube vibes right now
what the hell
alright here we go, here we go, here we go, hey that was a delay
Amivia top lane lol, when do you finish random elm ring with Kajal?
Okay, already something that makes me aware, like, okay, something that's on my list that I haven't done.
Fell off by Sally, buzzer, right?
Fendt you gave, doesn't work, okay?
An unhappy customer in my chat, even though we always say, don't come bring this to the chat.
Hello man, live from India, much love to India, you meant love from India, that's fine.
What time is League? League is later today.
Hmm plays a key role buzzer, right hot hot hot not bad gay. Okay. Is that it's the plan to life
Anivia our plant I took a update picture this morning
Guys a lot of people are asking me in the DMs always yo, how is the plan doing? How's the plan doing?
I'm not even joking a lot of people on Instagram are worried
Um, I told you I check my DMs. So here's the update. Okay. This was this morning
There's good news
um
Which are that this big leaf is standing way more up
Anivia found more energy. Um, I watered her
And this leaf again jet this leaf used to be hanging where it used to be saggy even more
I know this doesn't look too good, but you've seen it, right? Well, let's see how let's see how this compares to
the last picture that I took
See this was
It before the leaf wait no wait this was when it was still doing good
Why are the leaves going down here? Oh, no
That was like a month ago
Is the leaves supposed to be down
Where do you get these lights from I can't tell bro, I can't tell this is my chief color no more bro
You're not getting that you're not getting that lamp, bro. You're not getting that lamp. What's been everybody who's typing it?
So yeah, she's doing alright bro. She's doing alright, I'm trying. I'm not gonna walk too much, a lot of people said that.
She isn't in direct sunlight. We're just gonna wait and see, okay?
Next pick update I'll give you once I see a change, okay? Once I see a change.
If I stop updating you overall and the messages in the chat, I just ignore them. That means she's fucking dead.
Okay, I'm just gonna say it right now because I'm not gonna give you an update if I throw in the trashcan. I
Don't want to be that guy
So I'm just gonna put that out there
Um, if I'm if I deny updating if I say no, I'm not gonna do that. That means she's dead. All right
Just gonna put that out there next my crayon box loadout
Crayon box that means acoustic no
AKB and the monster with the fucking danger gloves
M4 with the Mac 10 charm. What is this bro like?
Mac 10 charm on MP9 with the fucking feed the monster
These are Magufia skins alive, bro. This is like high on crack type inventory, bro
High on LSD type inventory. We got the what is this shit, bro?
Lul
Toddler our inventory, bro
Why is this charm on here, bro? Oh?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I like how clean your inventory is though, bro
single page for a whole inventory that's nice bro I hope your room looks like
that full organized um which AK for the combo I like this AK looks like a fucking
gold or a best but it's a Aphrodite chat the sex goddess hmm get me in brother I
love this AK so much actually kind of underrated bro is this is still in the
armory yes right yarr it's only 125 stars
the hell thought it was way more all right what else uh which combo should I
get just get them all bro just get them all and so you can choose why wouldn't
you own why would you only get one just get them all and just rotate through
them no I don't understand that question was this everything is in order to
be straight up the bottom is one of those little gifts really but yeah I'm
most about it really
I
Alta
Alta
Yeah, fuck me. Yes
What's his team name? I want to hack him
Mr. Joe Maguire, I've heard you from a movie
Hearts in the fucking shed for the tens if the tzaps bro
Shisei Joe, I'm gonna spend it on something worthy. Okay. I'm gonna spend it on some fries with pinna sauce
Sh!t, sir.
Thank you, Maji.
I'm binding for actual trading.
Trade Ops.
Trade Ops, Maju-sir.
Oh, man, that's just for you. I almost fell by it.
Damn.
Like, fuck it, dude, trade up.
Oh, I feel bad, I feel bad.
Alright, how do I accept?
Oh, man, man, man.
Alright, next.
Bang!
I've played these games before.
Yo, Ducky Slasho, Yo Slasho, I appreciate very much, man.
You're the actual go to
Well actual go to
He does all the church like he he organizes
What was he saying at the end settle down boy
He organizes
Buzz all right
relax
Probably bro when he's in the straight up strat. I look you want to watch that. I look I want to watch that
Does he know when?
WI-Million language.
WI-Craft.
At your bad time.
GG.
Building a gold-red loadout.
Fiends are royal flower snakes.
Woooo!
Little flower down there.
Type 1 if you like that shit.
If you fuck with that.
Why do?
Trust me I do.
That is nice.
That is nice.
Little flower down there.
Little bush.
That's all the weird that is nice though, bro. That's very very nice
Sheesh wait only one M for though
Thought you're gonna show you all your load on finally got my dream combo
That's mean I
Don't know bro. I mean W bro. If that's your dream combo. That's your dream combo, bro. I
Don't like this one
But if you like it that makes me happy, bro. If you like it that makes me happy that you're happy
Why do hundreds of people follow these auctions thinking they're gonna get a bargain about the first for 60 year old must pit and follow
I'm getting the price
450 and I getting that buddy wanted to give it a little bit of shine WL
Doesn't have a play games. Yes, we're gonna happen to see us in a bit
Wow some BB's on it some BB's on the G on the glock
No, bro. No, bro. Yo, hey
Nolan steak our name, bro
No, hey, actually nano nano alch
nano alch
On nano ash catch him chat. We have to play Pokemon at some points actually, bro
But I'm too good now at Pokemon. You're Nolan. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs for what all the zifters today. Why I
I see why because it reset at the fucking leaderboard, bro
You're trying to be number one. Huh and get the private snapchat. I see you. I see you. I see you
Thank you so much guys. Um do a nuts locker guys. I've played Pokemon champions, bro
I've reached I've reached masterbolts here in solos in singles not in duals
Am I too strong now, bro? Am I too strong? I'm literally top 200,000 in the world. I
Know so many people played Loki. I thought it was good brawl the Sun I see my rank to top 200k buzzer, right? Oh
They be handing out master ball tier like it's candy.
Do a randomize a Nuzlocke.
Yeah.
But I'm scared that I know too much ball now.
You know what I mean?
I'm scared that I just see through a Nuzlocke run.
You know what I mean?
Which combo?
Stiletto Ultra with Pandoras?
What the fuck?
What are these shit ass knives with those bangin' ass gloves?
Bro, you gotta respect the Pandora's box, bro.
Elch Pandora is gonna come outside of the box and is gonna fucking bite your ear off.
Hell no, bro.
Fuck those knives.
Fuck those knives.
Unless you like them.
New Rainbow Siege 6 gun looks familiar.
Yelp.
Lul.
Dude, I have a question, bro.
Rainbow Six released the marketplace, no?
Is that a thing now or no?
do people like is that active can you buy like a dragon on there mmm it crashed it
was hacked yo what do you mean it's got hacked I see
Are you controlling kids for money and roblox?
Well that sounds great.
That's cool guys.
I think I need to spell this one out.
Wait, wait look at that.
What is undoing that?
Bosch is ruining some kids' days bro.
Dude!
It needs free time
Chad how does he have voice chat?
Yo
He gives his tower so high he gives me voice chat
What was that?
That was like a 1 hour run
What was it?
He gives me voice chat in 20 minutes
15
Wait, that went again for 15 minutes?
What?
Yeah, I love pay to winning to ruin people's is fun bro. Is that is that weird chat? I actually like this as well
Actually like this as well bro pay to winning in Roblox is too much fun
Like all the devs literally have options to ruin the fun with money, bro
like
They let people like live a toxic trade bro and collect a buck on it. Oh
Gold gold gold and forza rising
Honestly, both of those hits were good. 250k.
Fuck that Maserati.
Chet, what is this?
Gold, gold, gold.
Since when?
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
What's the max win?
What's the max win?
What's the max win Chet?
Is there something above gold?
What's the GTR forza rising addition above a gold?
Because it looked like it.
Like it was like look it was like purple like stripes, is that better than gold?
I
Play thoughts out this is an off-stream game guys. I want to play this off-stream. I played the last thoughts off-stream
Bro, I was just cruising around a little bit. Okay. I was just trading bro. Okay. I was just trading getting infinite coins call me nuts
How many hours to have 19 hours, bro? I just got all the money in the world
I don't know 100 mil. I could buy every car and then I stopped playing bro. I got boring. I don't know I
Was only in it to to to get I don't know
Don't know I don't know I just traded myself up, bro
Zubna L cheater I didn't cheat bro. You could buy GT
I said this before you can buy GTRs for 2 mil on the market
You just snipe them and you sell them for 20 mil because people out to sell them for 2 mil and
They instant sell for 20 the Nissan GTR type one if you know that
I what else what else what else Zubnautica I
I don't know what our next our next variety game is gonna be guys. I want to finish with
Minecraft. I want to finish with Cajun Minecraft, bro. That chaos mod. That sure was fun. First
of all, do I buy or not? 100 euros for battle scout blazes? I mean, yeah, right? I mean,
Yeah, right? Surely.
All polled.
One pixel opens terminal during...
Yo, what are you trying to get me like?
Bro, this was ESL? I will...
My terminal...
Um... Yo, what is this post, bro?
What is this post?
Um...
Portal 2.
Chad, we have to do something real quick, okay?
A friend of mine slid into my DMs
and he said this, he said this
I hope I'm not leaking anything here, should be fine
tak, Mr Big N.K. Mr.N
He brought out a new workshop and I want to see if I'm good at it
dang I forgot to answer, I tell you when it's closed blah blah blah blah
Just suggestion for quick 10-20 minute stream content
chat am i lazy i just let people to content for me bro like i'll just check my dm's like okay we can do that
chat am i lazy i barely come up with my own shit um 10 20 minutes play all my new benchmark map
and put your name in the permanent highscores chat i will take over the highscore board
i would add you with creator streamer tag well i will look like a cheater bro because i'm up there
with the pros um and check this out do you remember this video actually w-nate king bro
awesome as well like is this like fun gambling under something he was like nope it's just like
for the love of the game w-nate king bro check this out oh well ronaldo was tested to the limits
i have always wanted to do the same in cs2 this is why i created this new bank model
every one of you can test yourself as well and here is one of the best players in the world
robs taking on five different my god
so we're going to do shop with robs next week um
gonna be nice probably on friday maybe on friday okay
shizer the pro that he got is probably one of the best all-rounders by the way
he's got the movement he's got the aim what else do you need and see us what else will he test
uh is this surf? surf he knows
test together with two absolutely casual players
kugo and fusion to see what is the true gap between a regular c's to enjoy
versus a top pro
welcome to newtings benchmarking map
there's a cat chair behind me so you can all sit and watch me get fucked
firstly a reaction test in a practical dust 2 double door scenario
five attempts each and recount the very best one
Oh no, I don't think I've ever had a show in my life.
I got that on lock. I got that on lock.
I will go into the challenge immediately after chat.
Um, I think I got this one on lock.
All of them are like 270 bro.
How is he doing?
Like how else can you do?
For both casual players what was nicely able to cross the doors, not with Rob's doll.
RUAAAGH!
He had five in a row?
You're trolling, right?
How?
160ms?
147ms? If I have red and green on my fucking monitor on a human benchmark, my MS is above that.
How can he hit a shot?
With less MS.
one six two helps to have a good monitor I guess here are the full results for the
reaction tests casuals hovering around 200 or above milliseconds reaction speed
while fusion is a mother-sucking butt bro 306 what like one business day or
one has an average 25% better results test for movement where we have all
the elements combined straight jump long jump see hops and even surf elements
to have it all move me that's a crazy street is this even possible I'm in the
DNF this the block that's it call it cool go kid I finished the map no what yes I
thought I messed that up 25 seconds final time 25 point 80 seconds but drops
Already within minutes, moving like a god, even pressing the starting button differently
and be hopping as many blocks as possible, just enjoy.
Okay, bro.
I'm sure it is.
Like, who is this guy, bro?
16.8, good time, I think. Good time.
Rob's final time 16.81 seconds.
All I can say is that link to the map is in the video description.
Go see what time you can get in around 15 minutes of trying these.
I wanna get, I wanna get same time as Rob's on this.
Because chat, he's a pro player.
Pro players are not good at movement, they're good at aiming and stuff.
He may beat me on the aiming part, but movement, movement is what I do.
One of the best players in the world.
And I believe he has the best movement among all the pro players.
Sorry, rest.
That was like 3 minutes of trying to be us, yep, next challenge.
Next up, my favorite grenade challenge you have-
Oh my god.
Jokes aside, the movement one are maybe a little bit slower than Rob's,
but THIS, I'm ACTUALLY go to that!
I'm being badass, bro.
I'm being badass.
Nades, I don't use lineups.
I come up with my own fucking lineups on the fly,
because I know how the physics of a grenade work,
And I actually mean that.
At 60 seconds of time, you bucket as many grenades as possible on the paper.
This should be one of the challenges where casuals get close to a pro player result.
Alright, bucket as many grenades in a tiny one.
This'll be fun, so go look at the gameplay at the state fair.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
Stand here to start.
Okay, watch this.
I'm one of the best netto-
WAAAHHH
What?
Oh my god
I was left for me
I'm throwing, I'm throwing, I'm throwing
Guess I forgot how much they trajectory
This guy's not after us
It's changed while you're moving
I had to walk in super hard for that
By the way, if you want to be better with grenades
CS2TRIX.COM shows you the best lineups in the game.
Yeah, come on. 25 is about better. A 25 I can love with.
Usually he's happy with a 25 himself.
Okay, there's many greens in the talent.
Alright.
Here we fucking go.
Let me guess, he's not gonna miss a single fucking one, huh?
You can see how ropes after each shot puts his crosshair back in the middle You have
best cover for the whole wall anti-quick on the next hole.
39. I missed one.
That's massive.
It's been 40.
I'll take it, I'll take it.
Robbs's final score, 39.
I was trying to go for the perfect record, but I'm too lazy for that.
Frag time.
I am bad for Lees.
Now a recreation of a challenge you have seen in some of my previous videos.
60 seconds of time.
AK-47 in your hands with no infinite ammo.
Go kill as many bots as possible within that time.
Oh, jokes.
Comedy aside.
Humor aside.
Personality.
Guard.
Highest score wins action
Start
Oh, what's up?
Keep a bottom
Sorry, Nego
Chat
Is this what I look like when I play?
He's like you, you
Oh
No, no, no
Oh my
God, this is bad gameplay
Like I can't watch this
You're taking the piss.
That's so bad.
What?
23k.
No, no, no, that's not me, bro.
I thought it was me.
I thought it was me, bro.
Well, that guy is silver.
And honestly, he is a bit silver.
He is a bit.
I know, you're not.
Cool, bro.
The pro players are this and the fact that I as a girl
Why is the IRL zooming in bro?
You're not rubs bro
And can sit here and try my absolute best
I know
He's a sweet guy
It's still really bad
Shit
I'm really bad aiming
So I'll take the 31, I'll take the 31
There's a miniboss in the tunnel
Okay, let's go
Here we fucking go bro
We can do
You've got a reload too, that's why he's saving his bullets Shed and going all the way down
for one toss.
47.
47.
This is actually pretty hard.
Let me get second try fucking 51.
Both Robs is that guy and he's a fast ass now, now you give him a second try fucking
destroys.
He's doing worse.
What?
15.
Okay.
15? Okay, that was my goal, so I'm happy with that.
And after 10 minutes of grinding 50 on the board, this is absolute banger of
double the amount of Google. That is disgusting.
For result, all aspiring future CS pros go try to mimic it.
And the final test, you think I never commit to spraying and spray co-
Oh no.
On to the challenge it is.
Here we are measuring the spray offset from the first bullet in hammer units, meaning that the lower the score, the better your accuracy.
These especially rops, I want to see his clothes, his clothes are gonna be so ridiculously crazy that it's, I don't even want to think about it bro.
Alright spray, spray at the center and hammer.
What the fuck is a hammer unit? I'll show you a hammer unit.
Oh no no no no no no no!
Ha ha ha ha!
Chief New Leaf!
I don't think I'm gonna break 400.
One handed demon bro.
Wait, somehow that was better?
That's not better than me, chap.
Yeah.
I'm like this.
Let me loosen up the spray control arm, you know what I mean?
Okay.
That's not bad.
That's not bad at all.
That's not bad. That's not bad at all. I'm certainly silver 241. I think I think I'll take I know rops is gonna be a zero
Like six I guess you get some RNG in this because you have some random bullets flying left and right through in there
And here are the final results of the spray control, you can see the difference is huge
and here are the scores for all 5 tests, you can see that pro is beating casual players
on average by around 35%, this cap is huge, if we round that number a bit it can almost
We said that pro is twice as good as a casual player, which is unreal
Of course, it is making science and you shouldn't believe it or link to the map is in the description again
Let's see this
Check this out, I don't play no games, bro. I don't play no games, bro
This is the same length, it should be right?
Yes.
I need my skin as I can't do this where my skins where are my skins
th
th
th
th
th
th
All right, we start with we go same order react
Five attempts to up down double doors
course. Here we go. Let me take a sip of my coffee. Robin, 147 MS. Yeah, I call this
little cheater, bro. I was just guessing. All right, here we go. Let's see this, bro.
It's a souvenir of Dragon Lord by the way.
Signed by the alley.
How do I start this?
Here we go.
I need max bullets. Max bullets.
I have to go on top right? Here we go, here we go!
I
Restart. I actually thought I saw well I hear how do I start I don't know how to start
Shit, how do I start?
Get it
Pfft!
Pfft!
Wait...
No burns!
That it.
No battle.
No battle!
wait am i killing them or no i don't even know if i'm killing them
does that even count
wait high score 215 chat do i need to hit him or no i don't think i need to hit him
My first one was 370 because I didn't know the settings, guys.
Let me do one more. I feel like I can go below...
Let me lock in.
I have to close the chat. Like, actually I have to close the chat.
Chat, do I need to hit them or no? Do I get bonus points if I hit them or no?
No.
Okay, check this out.
I will close the chat so I'm fully locked in.
I don't need to see the lols, like when I do a mistake.
Check this out. Five attempts, perfectly. Check this out.
I need to go also fullscreen bro because look then I have more FPS suck
All right, I want to see a sub 200 right now mark sub 200 three two one
I tried to put my mouse down so my brain reacts faster, but it doesn't work.
I fell slower.
NOOOOOO!
WHAT? That was even slower!
I tried to break the record!
Last try, last try, last try.
Oh man.
I was thinking about something, that's right, come on.
Okay, I was doing an Isaac, I was doing an Aqua, I was trying to do an Aqua.
Fuck, okay, okay, no cheats, no cheats.
Is it on?
Come on, that's right.
Okay, I'm literally brain dead.
You see the guy you're shooting?
Fuck.
I'm not.
Come on.
Ah, I tried.
I thought I need a blood in my hand so I moved it.
Okay, okay, I think I used all my energy on the last.
fuck man Chad you know I can do a lot better bro you know I can do you know I
can do a lot better bro now no no you know that I me though you know that I
mean though bro but no you can't okay bro okay you will see you will see me
breaking the high score one of the other challenges bro who needs to kill
the guy in middle bro who needs the reaction have to kill the guy in middle
I'll just fucking go be with my a cam fucking put a bullet inside on B bro I
don't need to kill him early bro where's the fun in that where's the fun in
that all right here we go back back back back back movement movement something
that I can actually do here we go suck whoops actual record 16 seconds
Alta he's so much better than everyone else now here we go here we go imagine
I break the record on the first try
I need my mouse be bound now I have now I have now I have check this out
Okay.
Something is off with the ticker, right?
I'm being badass.
Chat, there's a command to make it smoothie, no?
I can't.
Be hop.
If you go practice mode, just workshop map, are the settings correct or no?
I swear I can't be helped.
Or am I crazy Chad?
Am I crazy?
Do I need to put rate 1000 or something?
Alright, here we go.
I'll just use spacebar jump, it's fine.
No!
I'll not reset on this, I'll not reset.
What?
I thought it's impossible.
That's not possible.
NINE!
How did Robb's do this?
Am I assed?
This is not even a hard jump, I swear it's not. I've done this a thousand times.
I don't know why I'm struggling right now!
that much easier
wait a second wait i'll redo this again
shit bro there we go
What?
No bad, no bad!
Yeah, surfing I can do, bro.
Surfing is the only one that's-
time
time
the
the
the
the
the
the
Yo, what the fuck one more try last one that's one
if I if I don't do this I'm gonna crush on okay easy fuck this game bro
give me something that can actually easy do bro, nade, nade, nade, here we go, here we
go, here we go, here we go, one thing that I'm actually good at is being a nader bro,
I know how to fucking grenade in my fucking team bro, if they say yo smoke middle window
I look at the sky and I try angulate, I don't need no nerdy setups bro, I don't need a sheet
sheet with like, you need to hit the cloud at this angle, no I don't bro, never in my
I've done that I always hide my smokes and grenades and I've always been right check this out. I
Will I may actually
Be drops on this here we go three two
One
Without practice
Attaller's in the hole, softer grenade.
Grenade, I can pull up from a grenade.
Fire grenade!
What?
Grenade.
S dépcher and Greek, alright to go.
Grenade, Grenade.
Defuse amore.
Grenade.
Grenade.
Symole grenade, grenade.
�� examination reread.
Grenade.
I can beat them! I can beat them! I can beat them! I can beat them! I can beat them!
39?
39?
Check this out! Check this out! I got it! I got it! I got it!
All of you, it was one time of practice!
Lobster was ass on this first one! Check this out!
3, 2, 1, suck!
I'm throwing a grenade!
Grenade!
Grenade!
Fire in the hole!
I'm throwing a grenade!
I'm throwing a grenade!
I'm throwing a grenade!
Grenade!
I'm throwing a grenade!
What?!
Grenade!
Grenade!
I'm gonna die!
Fire in the hole!
Grenade!
Fire in the hole!
Grenade!
Grenade!
I'm throwing a grenade!
I literally had it!
It's really hard, dad!
Why not hear I had it, no?
Shut the fuck up, you fucking bitch.
That's right, that's right!
Rizak, how you so-
Okay.
Fire in the hole! Grenade!
Fire in the hole! Grenade!
Grenade!
I'm throwing a grenade!
Grenade!
Fire in the hole!
I'm throwing a grenade!
Grenade!
Grenade!
Grenade!
Grenade!
Don't crash out.
That's how you lose, man.
Reset!
Reset! Fuck this game!
Grenade!
Fire in the hole!
Fire in the hole!
Grenade!
Grenade!
Grenade!
Grenade!
Fire in the hole!
Go flawless, go flawless, go flawless, go flawless!
Fire in the hole! Throw in a grenade!
Higher, higher on that, higher, higher, higher! You know that now, don't ever do the mistake again!
No, on that you know that! Don't do the mistake ever again! No, on that! Don't do that mistake ever again!
Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole!
Grenade!
Frag. Here we go. Fifty is the goalie. Fifty is the goalie. Oh my god, that's ragebed.
Oh my god, that's ragebed. Oh my god, I love this song.
this up I'm an AK guy I'm a one-tapper three two one my game my game my game my game my game
It tapped me out I swear. Reset here we go.
Why does it tap me out?
I need to aim for a second check, this doesn't count yet.
No, it keeps tapping me out actually.
I don't know why.
Let me close all of these tabs.
What is going on right now?
Yo something wrong with the server
Time out time out chat. I have a question. Why is my pieces tweaking right now?
My mouse it keeps showing
Should I not be full screen?
Full screen window, maybe
Let me try that. Let me try that. All right, here we go.
Oh, it's fixed. All right, here we go. Three-to-one, let's go!
Let's hit it again, let's hit it again, let's hit it again. Do you see my mouse flashing as well on all shots?
Isn't my vanguard?
It's like I'm not full screen right now.
I can't focus because it's not full screen.
Like, you can say cover, but I'm scared that it like, doesn't that a gun?
I'm not even coping.
Like, that's how I play. You saw that sequence? That's how I usually play.
play I just can't feel confident right now press out and enter I did all right
let me try here we go here we go full reset full reset three let's hope that
doesn't break two one let's go
where where that can't be right what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean I
I got 8 and Rob's got 50.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Something was wrong, something, yeah.
Chad, now the timer didn't count or something.
All right, no, no, no, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey.
Chad, no, no, no, no, no, don't screenshot that.
All right, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, actually, here we go.
Three, two, one, let's go.
It's broken.
I reset my game, oh hell no, bro.
They're trying to take my win, bro.
They're trying to take my win.
They know I had that they know I had that
I reset I reset I reset I reset
Como is rendu yo bro. I'm a streamer, bro
I don't roll I do it out of the love of the game. I don't just stream like when the rendu's do bro
Here we go
All right suck suck suck suck
Type one if I got this type one if I got this I got this
Why do I only see twos I check this out three this one counts. I'm not gonna reset to
I'm gonna even close chat, that's how locked I am and here we go, one full series try chat, wish me luck, see you on the other side, three, two, one.
This bullshit game, let's see us go there.
It's like I have to hit before the guy.
AAAAAAAAAS!
Butterfly.
My game is too loud, that's how I lose.
Don't you dare reset on me.
That was the warm-up. That was the warm-up. Alright guys, here we go. My mousepad was
not centered. It was not centered. Where's the chat? I'm gonna center my mousepad. I'm
gonna take a sip of my coffee and I'm gonna get above 50. Type one if you believe me,
And you believe in me
Kiss the sensor for good luck
three two one I see on the other side on the world record high score side check this out
Don't call me a cheater this is what good gameplay looks like three
Mousepad is good now.
Alright, here we go.
Three, two, one. See you on the other side.
Reset. See you on the other side.
I didn't reload. See you on the other side.
Three, two, one. Here we go.
There's two bots. I don't want to pull a moota. Three, two, one. I see on the other side guys.
Now.
Locking back.
No more excuses. Now you lock in after this reload.
I wonder which song it is, so I can't focus.
Am I the only one chat? I get easily brought out of concept.
Song is good. Here we go. See you on the other side, guys.
Gun reloaded.
I'm reloaded. I hope you are. 3, 2, 1. No resets anymore.
No more excuses. One for the warm-up.
Okay.
Here we go. I'm warm. 3, 2, 1. Now.
I am not warm.
Last reset! Now!
Locking after this reload. Come on, Mark!
Lock in.
Missed lock.
Ahhhh!
Fuck you!
My fuck you, Alter!
No, chat. No. No. No. No.
That's a scam, bro.
One last reset. My game was lagging.
This one counts and nothing else counts, okay?
Here we go.
Believe in me, chat.
Chad, Chad, please believe in me.
Aimless is free.
No, bro, I don't need the M-Lips.
Check this out.
Three, two, one, here we go.
I got you, Chad.
I'll make you guys proud.
I'll make you guys proud.
I got you.
Come on, Mark.
No more excuses, bro.
You're aimless sharp.
Your Chad is ready.
They believe in you.
Each and every one believes in you.
They are right now spamming.
You got this.
All you have to do is deliver.
Three, two, one.
I'm literally on him!
Oh, don't do that again, Mark.
Fuck that.
guys no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
that ain't good bro bro I know I can get better bro
Chad what am I doing wrong use the negat okay bro
uh they once in the back they fucked me Chad
do I pull a mood and put on SV infinite ammo?
Shies why I said that a lot
it's because you don't have skins wait you're actually right
Wait the whole time I was not using my using my AK
Where is my AK? Isn't it called major winner?
Wait, what the oh?
There it is
Yo, hey good fucking comms, bro
Good fucking comms, bro
Yo a double use in the check to that guy bro, that was the issue the whole time check this out chat
one last try one last try three YL two one no
that's fine
That's bullshit.
That's bullshit!
Not bad!
Alright, let me see what the last one is, Shad. Let me see what the last one is.
I'll take that. What is the last one?
Alpay to win.
Bull right.
Okay, how am I the closest to a found aiming one?
Oh.
And yeah, it was a great challenge, boys.
I didn't mind that at all. I didn't mind at all.
That was good. We did all of them and turns out the pro players are a little bit better
of
what did i say i have a pro player where you at guys
where you at I play a game here and there bro not even competitively fully
sometimes with my boys and have a better spray control than you guys come on
gee what are these ox paying you all for oh man oh man oh man oh man I would
feel scammed I would feel scammed
Give me one last try on this. Give me one last try on this. Checked out.
Give me one last try on this. Checked. Give me one last try on this. Here we go.
Alright, so you're gonna take 3 seconds to respawn.
Okay, I take it.
Actually, fine.
Buzz alright.
Buzz alright.
Buzz alright.
Buzzerite!
man okay if this game ends now I'm gonna crush I thought it was gonna end I thought
of us gonna that was 32 I could have
literally had the high score chat I
could have literally had the high score
that was 32 I just started locking out
thinking was over chat oh my gosh last
Last try, last try, I actually lost.
Three, two, one, now!
Not bad.
Hey! Where's my-
So the damn is trolling me huh?
No
No, but why does it take so long to respawn shit?
I feel like I had it at some point bro. I feel like I
F felt good at some point, bro
Last try, last try, last try, last try, last try, last try, last try, last try, last try, last try, last try, last try.
Last try, last try, come on. Lock in. Actually lock in.
I always give up, Che. Whenever I do one mistake, I give up. I'm so stupid, bro. Like I'm such a bitch.
Come on, let me lock in on this song. I'm gonna put this song louder on my end.
Three, two, no excuses, Mark.
Quick little warm up. Nice. That was good.
Ah, here we go. I'm gonna reset the map, just so it doesn't fucking troll me again.
come on a fresh seed three two what's my a k can't do it without the blue
jumper I'm not gonna lie here we go three two one now
Don't give up, I give up, I give up.
It's a reload fuck
Okay, okay, yeah, you win you win watch your little shot watch your name
What is happening bro I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done bro I
I get addicted to the shit, I get addicted to the shit.
Jack, did we do terrible or no?
Bro, but try to have a question.
My aim feels high, but why can't I do that in game?
I don't hit those flicks in game, or do I?
Your spray pattern is insane, insanely good or insanely bad.
I
Disable tracers
You are asking the servers. No, there's no way
That's no way, bro. I'm literally Zolo global bro Zolo global Zolo global
hmm get a coach we're gonna get raps next week bro raps is gonna wait no
this week it's already Monday a where
Jeff what did you what score did you get bro and be honest don't lie to me
please don't lie to me please
Hmm
All right, here we go
Here we go
Here we go. Check that cute again. What voice should I use what voice should I use?
I'm gonna use both of us. They're not gonna recognize me. Yo guys. How we doing bro?
Yo, yo, yo team
Can we ban me rush if the best come up please ban me right?
Nice
Come on, Chad if we get dust to we win wrong if we get dust to we win
Dust to I will win. I will literally carry the game for my teammates
By the way, I need to get off this illo hell this illo hell is disgusting. You're fired to pay our voice stop
Guys, what do we feel more comfortable on you guys? Yeah, I feel the same chicken
Wait what I
I thought we were picking an ancient
shit it didn't register
I thought we were picking ancient that's why I said that chicken is onto
something
he is not onto something
that I may know
here we go chat mods change title to getting
getting getting
I don't know. Here we go.
Let me actually look in.
Jack, I will show you one of the best games of Counter-Strike I've ever...
At most, we'll jump on the next weapon.
Here we go. Jack, am I weird? I only use scroll wheel.
To select weapons and grenades.
Convincing that ass. I've never used the numbers.
Here we go.
Kill all two.
We've won already.
Hello.
You?
Let's go outside.
The secret.
Bad.
What? Again, please?
Outside! Outside! Open up your ears.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Damn!
come on!
here he are be!
we don't know what to do!
he died!
come on!
c'mon!
c'mon! push me!
we have 3 side guys!
one is here!
i feel like a fucking runaway!
come on!
10
One minute
One ramp
We can just hide blue let's just hide
I need to open something I need to open something oh my god
Did we win or no
I think we won.
Gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, red, red, red.
Where we go?
Oh, the other one outside is strife-hole.
I think we go outside again now.
Don't change your working concept.
Hm?
No, it's the time.
Okay, Captain.
I was typing, you little...
I was typing, you little...
Once the garage garage
Last day come on
Yowza yowza
Thanks guys all around the protection, bro. I'm not losing this fucking game, bro
Wait, this is from yesterday. Don't get excited, bro. Don't get excited.
Oh, we are fucking them. Feels good.
Yo, Zenas, where are you from?
Portugal.
It's some like, what a picture.
You're from the same country as Ronaldo, bro. You're a goat.
KOOOOOO
Him and Arnold are the goats bro, I'm telling you
I'm telling you, bro, you're on the pixel
Shit, someone's in there
Do I sound like a zero-jerk?
Check this out
That should happen that should happens you have a terminal that you can open and that you can vent out on
if it gives you a gold you're good if it gives you good you're good if it doesn't give you a gold you're doing even worse than you were before you opened this
don't think about that right now though you have two more re-rolls after this
two more re-rolls now
number one float nine last re-roll team sounds like they're losing
Go it! Go it! Go it!
Guys, we're on the run. I'm good.
Let's go!
Can I get the drop, please?
What about me? What about me? I have more kills than that guy.
There you go.
Yo, brahmbow, brahmbow. Can you give me AK and I give you my 10?
Can you give me a...
I don't give a...
I don't give a...
I don't give a...
I don't give a...
Thank you, thank you!
I have, I have, I have!
Thank you guys!
Yo, good shit, man!
God damn it!
I'm throwing a grenade!
Outside scout!
Ah, shit!
You see?
What the...
What did they buy?
you're not doing that again
Ace I got it
only I'm watching your live on it
bro shut your bitch up then
like bro can you shut up bro like people on the low like people on the low
Oh, I want to watch your legs! Bro, your legs!
Not a single nice try?
Sorry on that.
He has to be raged, man, and I'm- are you acoustic?
Okay, you're good, you're good.
Well, I'm just keep playing, bro. Just call me, please. Call me Zubal. Call me Zubal, please.
You're good bro, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Stop.
Oh, nine.
Anything square in the discord?
Scarlet, garage.
Garage one.
Mega down.
What, can you?
Replay that oh, oh, oh you typing for your buddy
He didn't even get the kill I would never do that
But thing be bull goll-goll bull goll-goll
Goal, goal, goal.
Should we have to win this game? Actually have to.
Blue, please close the stream as you still have it open.
You need to focus, bro. I need to focus.
We will win this game together, okay?
Goal. Goal. Oh, it's loading.
Hey.
Terrorists win.
Alive there, no man.
How are we winning like that?
She's like, we're losing.
Can someone drop me AK so I can buy utility kills?
Thank you.
Easy, we got our smoke.
Let us go.
I try even it's like yeah, I feel like they may know now, bro
After blue step five times only
Where's that guy
Are they taking the piss?
Zinas
Yeah
Could one of switch guns, bro. I take off you take over the AK bro. I feel like you're better on the AK
I'm better on the off
Thank you. Okay. Let's try this. Let's try this up. We got it
I see what I mean, I see what I mean.
Grangle, grangle!
Oh my god.
Absolutely fucked him.
What is that?
That's it.
You got it.
Me too.
Me too?
Me too!
Me too!
Me too!
Beacons.
Meeho!
Jett, I'm actually...
That was such a troll for me.
I felt like Jett.
Am I egotistical?
I felt like I couldn't die.
Like...
Why do I think I have got mode?
Yeah.
Like, what is this shit, bro?
Delusional.
I need your flashbacks.
Yo, yo, yo, stop.
This is my game, bro.
Wow, how are we winning the yellow?
Am I on?
Take this.
Take this, take this.
Check all by all.
Damn!
Goddamn.
Damn!
Got them.
Worked 20 years of construction.
Had a drop shipping business selling cigars from China, all across the world.
Got myself a little treat.
Negi-hawk, thanks.
Left, left, left, left.
go go go plon plon plon we go under under under we know where he is he's outside
he thinks i'm in the smoke he's gonna spray the smoke like a dumbass check this out
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
uh...
well who's is in the country
who's in the area
all my all of the
of the
it's going
thank you for thank you
lot of hard work
right
uh...
chat stop stop
pick me baby pick me baby like this
my time gonna
he's still pushing
i'm uninstalling i'm uninstalling this game
i'm uninstalling this game
chat i know that i can ace every round why am i not doing that though
Why am I not doing that though like am I actually fucking dumb?
What is the bomb?
Am I actually trolling?
Oh my god, how do I have this?
Oh, I popped off, I popped off!
I popped off!
I popped off!
I popped off!
I popped off!
I popped off!
Could I get a drop?
I'll do anything blue.
could I get a drop? I'll do anything blue. Blue, one drop please. Thank you much Rolat,
I don't know who on the s but I love you too
I love it.
Red.
Red Car.
What the f**k?
How did you do that?
Keep moving.
What the fuck?
How did you just do that?
900 MS?
I didn't even see him.
Alright, no, no, no.
Chat, all I need is a Deagle. I'm not even joking.
I don't even, even if they drop an AK, I don't want an AK.
Because I do taps to the head.
The AK makes me spray and I don't play good when I spray.
Check this out.
reaction time of a potato outside again no x-ray sample hold second here we go
yeah yeah let's go for a little base of that let's go for entry guys come on
I was burning I didn't hear my sizzling
three two
I'm gonna check it.
Garage.
Aim main.
His name is Scheisse.
His name is Scheisse.
His name!
He's Scheisse.
I either tap some hats or shoot some games.
You think you're him, huh?
God
I need to carry this game
Why does he keep buying that gun it ain't even good
Oh wow we need to win the last guys, we need to win the last.
Hop on donut, I'm hoping a donut soon.
Chad I want to do a contest on donut SMP, call me, call me nuts.
So people actually build cool shit.
I'm gonna give away like, uh, how much should we have like a billion?
How much is a lot on donut Chad?
You guys gifted me always money on donut.
Is a billion a lot?
fuck why is my mark out I hit the shotcut
I don't know what to do.
I'm going to jump.
Careful.
Negative is flanking.
Careful, careful, don't stab so much.
I'm free car, I'm free car.
He's easy, easy.
He's easy, easy.
I'm going to jump.
Careful, careful, don't stab so much.
I'm free car, I'm free car.
He's easy, easy.
easy easy
flash you guys outside
stop
7, AWP
flash and heading us in
no one over
calm calm calm just go lower calm please
vent vent vent vent and ramp
what the fuck watch me watch me watch me watch me watch me watch me watch me watch
Nice yellow nice
So where did my Molly go so where did my Molly go so where did my Molly go
Chad, please answer that question
She decided
road to 2k okay just lock in top lane already no I'm not gonna do that
what was I saying before this I was saying something what was I saying
before this
I am talking about um how much money do I need to have like a massive tournament
like is it billion a lot will people build cool shit or no 10 bill your
doctor come on do a donor bro please bro can be as massive and not hard to get
okay well if it's not hard to get away you know my new you know my username
bro I'll make a contest I'll not use it myself bro I'm not gonna hurt it I'm not
gonna just exit scan you know I mean I'm not that guy
guys what's the plan on the city side here
go shoot it that's a classic what's your profession what's your profession
Oh my god.
God damn.
I was about to crash out.
Outside, outside.
Come on, outside.
Hey, scooby.
Single door.
Mark your M is better than us.
We're in speed. With the bomb.
Second door.
Oh my god yellow.
Yo hey, is he taking the piss?
Go chicken.
Nothing big.
Oh my god.
If you witness I'm gonna send you one of my finest cigars.
What is your profession?
Yellow.
I'm retired now, but I've had a rough work life.
I've been in the military, then I've sold cigars.
hmmm, at some point I had a shooka lady didn't have to do anything
you should consider streaming streaming?
yeah yeah like you know twitch?
twitch? set up a perk?
yeah yeah yeah, you should tell me
that was alright
how old are you?
I'm in my 70's
I
Me looking like bro the fact that they know I'm walking more because this is a bad look in front of them. I am
They gotta be one HP
I'm gonna jump with...
Is that the guy that wants to...ho?
Oh, there's been a bullet.
He's that's someone talking while we're clutching!
Lower.
Oh
The beauty
Yeah
We got a lot
Yes, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Come on Chad!
Lock him, lock him, lock him, lock him, lock him.
None of that Nico shit bro.
None of that Nico shit bro.
I'm a fire fighter.
Whoa, Wallahi?
Where?
Wallahi?
Say Wallah.
Say Wallah.
Wallah.
Legend.
What is that?
Like.
So the Moroccans say in our country, they want to say swear, you swear, then they say
Wallahi your firefighter purple wallahi yeah that's great thank you for your
service my thank you
never met a toxic firefighter
maybe i'll take
maybe i'll take
i feel like i'm right now
i feel like i can kill anybody
i feel like why am i waiting
what is this
what
what
I feel like I can kill anybody.
I'm like, why am I waiting?
Fuck this guys.
What?
Boom single dock.
Shen, am I allowed to equip the gloves that I gave away?
Because they're not tradable yet?
Am I allowed to use your gloves for seven days or no?
Where did you get them?
I bought them for you.
Okay.
Goal, goal, goal.
Goal, goal, goal.
Gloves?
No.
Let me get my own gloves.
Bang.
Now! Let me get my own gloves!
Bang!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Very nice, very nice.
Thank you, thank you.
Zinas?
Yeah.
You have a wife?
Uh, a girlfriend.
Wooo, congrats.
Eight years.
Eight years together?
Yeah.
Wow, nice, nice.
Eight years.
It's massive.
Power plant.
We're both outside.
Oh, we have a red light.
Like what?
Eight years.
We gotta put a ring on her now.
The terrorists win!
you
you
you
you
you
I
What yes, player I've ever seen you are not ran young
We need a...
Fire low.
Animal bullets, animal bullets!
Yellow, how much did it take over?
Nooo!
Goddamn Sam!
Okay, okay.
one
two
three
three
three
four
five
five
five
five
five
five
five
five
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm gonna exit this game, that's how long I'm gonna...
Oh my god...
Here we go.
Nice nice
Hello, I'm gonna recall you
Nice, please. Last one upstairs outside
Thanks
Please
Was it this star?
How are we not going to cry watching this chat, I'm scared of this guy.
Single, single, single!
Oh my!
Oh my God.
That was almost the worst player I've ever seen.
Oh, fuck, I definitely not see him sniping.
Come on, 10 to 10 guys, 10 to 10.
This is what champions are made.
Diamonds are made under pressure.
Not stones.
Are we cobblestone?
Are we diamonds?
three two one what is that mine
of the
of
the
of
the
He's lovely, he's lovely.
Right, right, right.
Uh, uh, that's gonna be an ab- happen.
I'm in.
Just give up first.
NICE!
Ooh, I'm pressed!
No, I didn't get it.
Zinus?
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, what you say?
Yeah.
Zinus.
No, I'm...
Oh!
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
hahahaha
do you know what's your name?
dog cat cow hamster
what's your name?
dog cat cow hamster
anything like that?
yeah i have uh
3 cats
ooooooo
one big
3 cats huh
outside
What do you mean outside?
What do you mean outside?
Oh!
On the right side, yellow, right side.
Yeah, that's single.
Quickie.
Quickie?
Yeah, there, there.
Nice!
Bravo!
Got him!
So you're a cap boy.
I
So you're a cat boy
You can also say in Portuguese I know Portuguese
What does that mean?
Ships and another type I don't know the name
Yeah
You have a ship a ship animal
Good on you don't pass. Do you think maybe what they have a run all the way down a goat?
Yeah
I have a tree coat
To a
Three goats, okay
If you win this, I'll buy you a ship.
Check how much is the ship.
$50,000?
Okay, thank the lord.
Okay, I've bought, it's over now.
Guys, let's not go to OT, come on.
P90, Alta! You guys are broke, what the hell?
Fuck, I need to lock in with a soft chat.
Let's go. Yellow?
Can I add you?
Of course, of course. I'm adding everyone back who is nice and much-maintained.
But let's win first, only if we win.
I'm trying to find a route.
Don't check this out! Do not check this out!
Check your name!
Step up, step up, step up!
Okay, now, reset, reset, reset!
Glorious reset in 3, 2, 1, lock in!
What?!
Flashbang!
K3?
9
8
8
8
8
8
8
8
8
8
8
8
8
8
guys my cam aft say well I am a cam aft haha Lula was happy that the in that
moment all right wow we take that we take that how much you look bro I should
be 25k bro like what bro I'm better than Simota
do I play one more like how I saw only three people on my friends was 30k I
I swear it's not hard to get 30k like I mean that ass
Goldfish
Well, what it's a girl
Small town girl. She's my heart. She's the highest of my friends list
What?
Clutching every round with 175 ping. She's kind of don't don't want to play against her at LAN
Alta
South America
So do I play another role do I play another?
Lower than Pedro. Wait, what do you mean Pedro is ranked?
How does he have time to play this game? He is not ranked bro. No shot
Where did you see Pedro?
Yeah, you're trolling you're trolling do I play one shot? I'm normally how's he 15k? I love he's actually good
His name is CDR
I don't see him.
Cajal 17k, actually?
15k, Cajal?
What?
Is that him?
That's not him.
Wait, it is.
Cajal playing CS on his off day?
He's not streaming today, or?
RAS!
How's he higher ranked than me?
He loves the game more than I do.
What the hell?
So how am I addicted to Lick and he's addicted to CS?
37 wins?
Boy, he's playing so much.
How's he at the time?
Do I play another?
Bro, low-cam go to right now, no?
Like low-cam locked in right now, no?
If I lose I then I do something else though.
Do I play face it maybe?
Hmmmm.
What is this?
Yo Ona I will try and get the account ASAP.
Oh shit.
Guys what's my riot ID?
Let me see.
Organizing mean NA account bro W's
Okay, I see it
Still stock 661
All right bang W's bro double use
Okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Yo a a all in on the prediction guys all on the prediction you all know that I'm gonna carry this game
I'm not joking chat. I may get to make a 30 kills. I may get 30 kills. I may get 30 kills
Okay, feeling I need my top line again with 100 ping so
When cha what what what what what what voice do I do? I don't fucking use my voice changer again, bro
All right, what is this guy's name, bro?
This team looks size three-stack two-stack
Girl
Yo yo guys no, bro
Bro, I can't bro
You rush or dust please pick dust they're gonna pick dust right
Yo A, whoever is a is a speech scientist join the discord you need to teach
me how to fake my voice right now how to sound that why would they pick me Raj
it's our best map this fucking brain oh my god yo A if you like teach me how to
change my voice please bro join this call join this call
you don't take it yo hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa how can I change my
voice so they can't recognize me bro so so you gotta you gotta go like test
test okay and then yes test you got to add the test always okay okay that
once it's very good okay and then and then you got a oh wait I think test
get to the point okay how are you doing what's your name what's your name
see it see it no no no I'm asking you what's your name how are you doing I
want to see if you can do the voice let's go
hi team
One in the den, maybe.
Eh, power.
Coming!
Run.
In the den.
the
the
maybe he's going
maybe he's going to be
and
chat bang scout on the second
rule one
shite
not that he was talking
he broke it
What?
I'm not.
I'm not saying his name.
Two more!
Get in the enemy, in the enemy!
Just a second.
What the fuck?
What are they doing in the kitchen?
HIT!
He blocked me!
How do you play the game 4?
What do you play the fucking game for?
I think chillbite.
What is a chillbite?
What is it, shall we buy and for the hell is wrong with your voice?
Huh? Me?
Yes, you're I'm sorry.
I'm a girl. Are you a lady boy?
Stop.
That's cringe. That's cringe.
You know,
like bro this is like bro I'm in the role bro
let me see
stop it, stop it
Chad you need to stop bro that's a couple of us
they don't know who I am it's working
be be be be be be
I'm done.
I was looking at something else!
Bro, I'm the goad at this game, bro.
My teammates are trolling my ass, bro.
Type one if you agree.
He ain't.
Mr. N is not.
Could be two.
Nice!
Yeah, type one if I should stop with the voice like it's it's I don't want to do this either
Come on
Nice
check my profile I know it
green
why are you so mean
I do all the things
okay that makes sense
Jack I don't know bro
I need an out check this out
Do you want to buy?
I locked it.
Check this out.
Where's the last?
Last
Show me your ID, father.
Only if you buy it.
Let's link me.
Will you buy it?
Yeah.
I don't know if you have that kind of money.
How much money? Per subscription.
It's five per month.
I
one
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
I'm locked! Am I not? Team you simple.
Buy me your AVP yellow please. Buy me your AVP.
You want?
Yeah, I want. I want. Please, please.
Hmm... Barf me! Barf me!
Ah, no, no, no, no, no.
Then you're not getting enough.
move and stun
yo chat
yo chat stop me please
i'm in cliffhanger mode, someone help
oh gosh
i didn't slip enough
yo chat i need to chat
i need to chat
I thought Schumann shinks the yard shut.
You haven't seen my nope.
Yeah, I sure.
That's why I want you to throw me this.
Well, I told you what to do.
I am simple.
I am simple.
I'm gonna kill you.
It's weird.
Bro, just a nice try.
I
Guess anyone want to know
Why your equipment is toward like a big one because other tour maybe
You won't be able to focus!
Nice 3-Mill!
Shit...
Shit, shit, shit!
What the... oh!
Please...
Good routine!
Stop!
Fuck, I'm scared that we lose the game. I need to win
Like actually if it looks like we're gonna start losing I'm gonna break up the gig
Brom ten and five
Time out
guys why do I have 10 kills and you guys are doing nothing
why do you have 2 dragonlots?
no no because I'm rich why are you asked at the game is what I'm asking
I have an explanation what's yours?
you are too good
No, I'm not.
You need to play better.
Else I'm gonna be angry.
Okay?
Lock in boys.
Yeah.
You wanna see?
Let me finish checking your equipment, okay?
And then I will still-
Stop checking my equipment, please.
Focus.
If you play good, if you play like a good boy,
I will show you my equipment, okay?
Decision.
All right stop you're standing in spawn shed you're standing in spawn take in the
piss
Everything is connecting right now
I don't know what to do
Nibble, nibble!
One at least.
Oh, no.
Smoke out!
Ninja, ninja.
NEO!
My team, my team, my team!
Cah, he's gonna cry. You guys are ass.
Let's move!
We need to sort of courage, we need to sort of carry.
One minute.
Two minutes.
FUCK, MAN!
I'm actually getting mad, I'm at...
Why is it lagging?
Okay, hold, hold.
is this what he thinks a girl sounds like bro I've spoken with girls bro
gold gold gold slurring please
bang
just love stupid I couldn't do anything
you had to turn off the what again the rest of the game I couldn't do anything
I think it's just like...
Is it fixed?
Yeah, it is.
Okay, lock in.
I'm gonna push around. Come with me.
Meet them.
Eat them!
Yeah, to me, to me.
I'm timing, I'm timing, I'm timing.
What the f*** are you doing?
NINE!
They didn't hear that, they didn't hear that.
Did he?
One middle down.
One more, one more.
One flanked!
I'm flashed! How am I flashed?!
I
Know on the
Holy view model what the fuck is that you mother bro
what the fuck why is the gun so high it's like a rocket launcher green show me
your knife
what
walking
keep me one
are you asking green
Just stay alive, don't peek, don't peek, trust me.
Get on the terrace, get on the couch.
Green! Where are you from?
Poland.
Poland!
Yeah, Poland.
Nice country.
Thank you.
I really want to visit.
Alright, here we go.
Should I pull an action W?
Alright, chill, I'll stop, I'll stop.
I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.
Okay!
Okay, let's get them!
Okay!
What is that?
Head!
Are you also Polish?
Yeah, what's the tip there?
Nah, everything is now clear.
No!
it's not me nice to meet you guys
how did you recognize look and look and we need to win
Oh
No
Nice
She wins again
Nothing nothing
all right now but I meant that bro and I was asking why you guys saw us look in
bro and now look I fought in kills you guys have seven bro maximum looking
Athena maybe drop me bro I'm not joking I drop you a 5-7 bro thank you I'll get
I got kills, I'll get kills.
Who's mad at the Giggas up?
Hey, hey!
Fast take, fast take!
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
I got it down.
One more pellet!
I
Chug I've never seen the pussy that close
That's
What is that you know?
What the fuck?
Chad that's insane
I'm not like bro
Look at this. What are you? Sorry? Sorry? Sorry? Holy shit? How can you focus? Oh my gosh?
1v3
Guys tell me we clap them on T side bro please
We can do what?
Tell me we clap them on T side bro please
Yeah of course we clap them
Let's go
Don't worry don't worry
Guys when I was doing the goal voice where you enter me I know I'm be honest
There was a little stash, you know, but I don't...
Okay, okay.
I was talking, I was like, that's cringe, but...
But then I just...
Checking his profile.
Okay, I see you. I see you, Orange. I see you.
Then I saw one to the group, and then I checked YouTube.
Alright, let's win, let's win, let's win.
Here.
Yeah
I'm what on the film again right now
short
there are some jungle
he doesn't even see me
one shot, one top mid
just plant
I plant, I plant, I plant
last middle
No.
Wait, time.
That's good, that's good.
That's good, that's good!
Don't peek, wait!
That's suspicious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
NOOOOO!
What the fuck you...
You're gonna kill us!
Of course it's fake, it's...
We need to win the follow-up, we got a first buy guys, trust me.
What do you want to push, AOB?
I think B rush may work guys.
Yeah, we can.
You can't stop, I'm gonna smoke them all up, let's go.
Yeah guys in the back flash for us green we go be we rush be rush come on blue
you can go middle bro you have SG you you make some noise in the middle rest
rushes be come on just push don't stop your flash is across here we go here we
go here we go here we go we push push push push
I didn't see him. I didn't see him. I didn't see him.
I didn't see him.
LASS!
That was not the strat, chap. That was not the strat.
he's nice do I leave my own group by the group oh I have it as favorite that's
why the fuck is this group whoa whoa whoa motz why am I in this group bro
what are you on this group was it the jet yo bro like now those some old ass
How do I even change my favorite group?
Gang Verdi, Eva LVP
What is this?
Business class what?
What is this one?
Business class peak winner
Shark Bay
Just gonna put Jesus suck
Guys how come even this game bro like purple you have three kills, bro. You're being useless. Sorry
Sorry bro, I'm just being dead ass bro, he needs to lock in bro, come on we can win we can win
I
Do I need to change something else? No, right? Jesus.
You're under two last win.
Yo, we're ass, bro.
Something that we meet, you thought we meet you in my first match.
First match? What do you mean first match?
Yeah, this is my first without any warm up.
Well, why didn't you warm up, bro?
We could have won this, man.
Oh, shite. And what is your name, Orange?
Is that your... that's not your real name, is it?
My real name?
It ain't that, alright.
No, no, my real name is...
Cyrus? Don't point it at me. I got it.
You're okay. You need to chill, bro. You need to chill. I'm live.
This game is ass.
I'm literally...
Yeah, GG, bro.
If you win this, bro, I'm gonna give you this AK, bro.
I'm going to kill you.
Hey, go next.
You taste six new trailing, you bow.
I
Where Chad where
Wait oh
My god guys gg you oh my
but only we won bro don't make me go hell no you guys just rolled my game
bro you need to practice bro then we can play again not like this though not
like this lock in you to lock in bro we're playing against 10 kilos bro did
you should get 30 kills in this game you should get 30 kills you should be
dropping 30 bombs, easily, every time. Locking. Cue again. Cue again.
Chad, do I save up for this AK? Do I save up for this AK?
M4 fared M4 fared M4 fared M4 fared M4 M4 M4 M4 M4
Alright.
Come to Poppy, come to Poppy, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red!
This was the last time I could open something with this animation by the way Chad.
Do you realize?
Wait, sadly this was yours.
Maccazi was fury on train and see the highlight that we have.
Remember we can take the charm off.
If this is a great highlight, we're talking money.
This might sound broken.
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck just happened, what is this shit?
Is that good?
What does this AI generator clip?
The hell is that shit?
shish let me check what's going on on the discord bro yo why is he still in here bro
yo that shit didn't work bro that realized bro that realized bro but it kind of worked
but Lissandra actually is coming back you know I think it's actually a strat don't
you remember that one time the guy literally fell in love with you Ruslan right I remember
or Ruslan, whatever man's name.
It might have gone a bit too far.
Yeah, poor guy, poor guy.
Hey, thank you so much, man.
Thank you so much, all right?
Thank you, bro.
Don't be using that shit and then matchmaking, all right?
Don't be using that shit and then matchmaking, Dante.
It's dangerous, all right, all right.
One more thing you need to remember for next time,
is you did throw in, I learned this testing actually
from you, from the dekubabdhamnem clip.
You were doing the high, almost tenuous.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you also did figalo la figalo.
Okay, yes, okay, okay, all right.
You might wanna do both.
Yes, yes, thank you. All right, please stop. Please stop. You have to leave the channel, bro
I can't kick you from this you you can't kick me. No, I don't know what to do. No, I'm not a toxic guy
I'm not toxic guy. Thank you. Thank you. I guess I'll stay here man. Thank you
That's what's made of you. Thank you. Mots Mots Mots. Okay. I'm not I'm not the guy kicking you. That's all I'm gonna say
I peace
All right chat um
Company card
And what exactly is owner fans?
It's not a weather-living wild this weekend.
I want myself dressed.
I can't watch the tourneys.
And we're using AI fake clips in ads.
I'm calling my lawyer.
buzzer right buzzer right buzzer buzzer buzzer right oh hell never
yeah yeah yeah yeah let's fuck costume ass right let's not even discuss and then we use and then we
show and then we show okay okay okay okay okay
yes I'm done. Ah Chad um
quick horror uh Chad when are we hopping into league when are we hopping
into league I don't even know
Quick chess game, I'm down bro, I'm down, wait Loki I can rematch Yappi, wait a second
last time he was throwing big ass words bro, Loki I kill Yappi now, let me see if he's
alive, if he's around.
I just called the wrong group, I just called the group with the leak def and the jinxy,
And with Jinxie, miss click, that's awkward, cause he was trying to get me in an eye-account.
Nah, he's saying all good posts already.
Oh man, here we go.
If Yappie's around, I'm gonna cook his ass bro right now.
I'm gonna leave no crumbs, I'm gonna leave no crumbs.
Yo, can you hear me?
Hello
Hey, remember what we want in chess and you were talking shit. Yeah
Yeah, well guess what I'm stronger than you now. You want to put money behind your mouth?
I am
I'll show you
Are you now scared
What are you thinking about it?
Listen, listen, listen!
You put some money!
Try it!
Give me odds!
Give me odds!
Give me odds!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
50 gifts for 50 gifts.
All right, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen,
listen.
If I win, if I win, Chad gets two knives.
Chad.
Deal, deal, deal, deal, deal.
Okay, and wait, what do I have to do?
have to do what do I have to do if I look you have to know who I'm gonna fuck
you right now here we go here we go I sent I sent I sent 10 minute rapid time
You don't know deal
Jettie said tonight so you for when tonight so you for when bro I
Look in for you bro. I look in for your looking for your looking for your looking for you
Again for you, bro
Time to look and shut time to look in bro
I'm on my PC. I'm on my PC. I'm
So, if I
Yeah, let's
If say that again. If I win
a chat that you have to give
them. I have to give
Yeah, what? And and if you
I'll give you a...
I'll give you a STING gift card!
500, you don't need a STING gift card, buddy!
Say malahi!
WAAAHI!
What do I have to do if I lose again?
I give Knife to check?
What do you have to check?
What knife? What knife?
What knife? What knife?
Oh my god, I don't want to do that.
There's two knives! Two knives!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
Good luck! Good luck! Good luck! Good luck!
Oh, you got me! You got me! You got me!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Oh, my gosh!
I got to walk in chat! I got to walk in chat!
What the hell are you guys doing?
Oh, my God, chat.
Are you cheating?
Yes.
I'm cheating bro, you're taking too long bro.
You're cheating.
Yes, I'm cheating. I'm cheating. What are you gonna do about it? Free money.
That's true. That's true.
Fuck, I was fighting!
How much did he say?
What?
My cheat stopped working, no.
No? I see, I see.
You're saying that I take too much time, but you're down the same time as me make them
make sure I need to close my CS I have two little fb s I gotta get a role you
gotta get a job okay the hurts are enough on this roll my chest it's not
moving too fast bro it's only 144 Hertz bone I don't see the pieces fast enough
I swear, I pinned your king!
Is that?
Bye bye!
What?
Okay, cheating?
You're cheating!
Can you stop cheating?
Nuh
What?
How did you do that?
Streamart sheets
So I can do too
What did you do there? What?
You're a-
What?
What?
Oh, I see what you're trying to do
If I take the pawn you pin my fucking queen
I'm not that stupid
I'm not that stupid
What?
I'm not-
I'm not-
Such a thing
No, no, no, I won't do it
Yes you would
Yes you would
No, no, no, no, no, no
This is just a friendly game
I hope-
Matter of fact though
No, no, no, no, no
Please no
Uh
So I'm building my allegations
Move what that is a move I got the files on you. What are you right at the files?
We sound like you thought buzzer right
Are you a shemale?
What?
You sound like a female.
I'm not thinking.
Can we restart?
Nope.
If you take this, I take this.
That's fine.
Please.
Can we restart?
Nope.
Can we restart? Nope.
Mods protection.
What's taking you so long? I actually got a thing. I actually got a thing. I'm cooked. I'm chopped.
Yup. Both are truant over.
Both are truant over.
All three are truant.
What is that?
I don't know.
If this, this, then this, then this.
Chad, tell me how to play Chad.
Tell me please, Chad.
That's fine.
Is it?
Chad, I can choose.
Tell me.
It's okay.
Do I have a play here?
Hold on a second.
If I somehow get here...
Wait!
Try to explain if I cheat, he usually just can't cheat.
My god!
I'm gonna go in there!
You can't get in there!
I'm going in there!
It's not possible.
What?!
I'm gonna get in there!
I'm in there.
This might be a fucking blunder.
I'm in there.
Number one rule.
You know the number one rule.
Don't don't don't don't cast so clean side row.
So bow.
Why?
Why you can't sit.
Castle.
Bow.
Are you gonna zoom?
Oh my god.
You saw my mistake ever.
No
You're starting to sound like a zoo animal
Shut up T
Check what
Are you good farming?
Well you fucked up.
What?
What
Check matters coming what check matters coming to check meeting to
No
Your queen is-
AHHHHH!
Pink!
Are you going to hand me all of your pieces over?
Are you giving up?
Do I look like I want to give up?
You sound like you want to give up. I can't see you, dumbass.
Okay, now I can see.
This is mutually beneficial. I might take it.
Okay.
Is it not just a free book chat?
No!
Okay.
I need to work for free!
Are you serious?
Is it not just a free work chat?
NO!
Okay.
Game is game.
Are you serious right now?
Is that legal?
Lock me up then.
What now?
You're right.
I don't know what now.
Maybe this?
I didn't want to see your cook, didn't ya?
What?
You're cheating again?
go back to edge six
No.
That's right.
What is that?
What are you doing? Is that the...
Ooh.
I mean, this is kind of closed chat.
Chat? Should I exit that chat?
Chat, what do you think, chat?
No?
Tell him yes. No.
I don't see a single yes. Oh my God.
I see one yes. I see one yes.
Should I accept? I'm scared.
I see one yes.
chat it's our community it's our community
I'll accept maybe later maybe later maybe later maybe later hey I think I can still
draw I might be able to draw I think this what
I got him so stupid.
Can't I just do this?
How does that move?
I don't know how that moves.
I don't know how that moves.
This is my first time playing this.
I don't know where that moves.
Can I go back here?
Gigi!
You know what?
I love that you're Magnus.
Magnus with Magnus?
Isn't that like a food?
You wouldn't know.
I'm sorry, what is this gonna do?
Magnus, do this!
Are you sure it's Magnus?
Wait, what are you doing?
Can they just take that?
What?
Logix!
you want to learn about that move okay I'm sorry what
or worse
Wait. If this took... All right.
After the game if you want. Can't I just take your...
I don't know what to do now.
Okay, I'm scared up.
I don't know what to do now.
I don't know what to do now.
I don't know what to do now.
Okay, I'm scared.
Up!
Very serious.
Up!
Are you attacking- are you attacking my-
Huh?
Why are you attacking my mind, mind, mind, my thing?
What?
I didn't look at this!
What?
I didn't look at this time!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I can do this.
Can you just check it here?
Check, check, check, check.
Check, check, check.
No, don't do that!
I'm gonna draw, you drew my draw!
Here!
Thank you!
Okay listen, I gotta focus up.
Oh my god.
Can you?
Can you fudge off?
You're being annoying.
I don't have time, I don't have time, I don't have time, I don't have time.
I'm sorry.
Good luck.
I got hard way to finish.
The only thing I don't know how to finish.
Good luck.
They tell me that that's not my strong suit finishing what are you doing? I don't know
You know how to finish from this position you know that right you know how to write
Don't draw don't draw
How do I finish?
This is your last chance, do you want to drop?
Drop?
NOOOOO YOU PIZZA SHIT!
You weren't looking off!
I wasn't looking off, buddy!
That wasn't good enough.
Slut!
Rematch!
Rematch!
It's a B03, right?
B03, B03.
We said B03.
I got you.
I got you.
B03, B03, B03, B03.
Oh, you're not winning this next one, you little shit, bro.
Up, under, up, under, up, under.
B03, B03, B03.
Yappy, I hope you relax.
You're not winning this, bro.
You're not winning this, bro.
Bro, how many bundles did you have?
How many bundles?
Zero, zero.
Zero!
Yes.
What?
Chat, if I lose I have to give away two knives.
If I win, I get 500.
Two bundles.
Nice, right huh to God nice
Bro, I'm not that type of guy bro. It's my community at the end of the day, bro
I will do two navajas. I got
All right, yuppie here we go bro here we go bro
Lock it lock it
Yeah, why aren't you doing it either? Why am I not getting anything? I
I don't know. You should be you should be. All right, we go
Good luck. Good luck. You will need it all in on the prediction mods change style to something smart
Here we go. Here we go. If you want to do. Yeah, you want to do one one minute board?
That might be your only chance for key
You're nervous, you know that you will lose in the next blitz 10 minute
Yeah, go ahead.
You know what my opening is called?
Is it my man, Rishan?
No.
It's called the Hippo.
It's called the Hippo defense, bro.
An unbreakable defense.
You will feel that.
You have to be a certain weight to use it.
Anyone can use it.
Anyone.
Ooh.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna fuck up your fucking pawn structure, buddy.
I'm gonna fuck up your fucking pawn structure,
how do you feel about it?
You're gonna do what?
I'm gonna fuck up your fucking pawn structure, buddy.
And open king is music to my ears, bro.
Music.
Hey, as long as the music is Drake, I don't mind.
Buzz all right.
that was one lesson that I learned from the last game
I was to not cast on the fucking queen side
I thought you learned that like in your private lessons bro
I
I
Only one guy in chat said go win. Okay, buddy. Why are you reading chat?
Close the chat. Close the chat.
So I can cheat. So I can cheat. So I can cheat.
Hey!
I think how do you think I won the last one Sally has been feeding me
Hey, W Sally in the chat
Sally is actively trying to make you guys to my stretcher
That was Sally that was all Sally
I'm about to crash on that screw
I mean he's a give me a few seconds give me a few seconds
It's fine
H4 okay
I don't know
Honestly
He's saying I'm doing you know
It's a two man game
It's a team game
It's a team game like CS
I'm about to open you from the inside out if you know what I mean you're not
gonna do shit buddy you're not gonna do shit buddy check this out
Thank you very much, thank you very much.
No problem, no problem, no problem, I guess.
of
the
way of what what what what I just do
those of
you've been in doing
chat one of you one of you
the
the
You're not up are you well we broke up and you're I'm up you're broke
I mean this is good for me, no
You can have that you can have that you can have that one how you do matter of fact
Matter of fact, I'll just move it up here.
What the hell?
I'm just a good friend, giving you some pieces.
Think of it as solidarity.
Sally, you go to Sally.
What are you doing?
Are you cheating again?
Yes.
Okay.
Thanks.
At least you're admitting it.
That other guy?
That's all right
I'm gonna get your queen
True. Thank you. I
Didn't see it. I didn't see it bro. You're thank you. Well, you didn't see that. No way. I did it. I did it
I didn't know
Well, why would you say that your move? No, no
Why would you say your move?
Why would you say your move?
Am I saying my moves?
Am I saying my move?
Am I saying my move?
Am I saying my move?
That's why I'm not saying my move chat.
Buzzer right.
Sally was cool with that one.
No you saw it.
Okay, you're coming.
You know what this means?
No.
This is in the business of chess, it's called, it's like in serious terms, it's like not
Letting zybu shoot it's like putting you in front of zybu your cook zybu's cook because he can't see you know
Okay, you just somehow made that
Damn, I don't know where you where you got that from but that's a good move. That's a good one
That's just saved your I just said I
Didn't think you had it in you not gonna lie. I am not gonna lie. I got it in me buddy. I got it in me buddy
That is the first double your move with me
I'm not lying. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. I'm being honest. I'm being honest. I'm being honest. That's your first move.
That's your first good move in the game.
Okay, maybe of this game, of this game. The last game, you kind of cooked a little in the start.
You're up one piece.
How are you up one piece?
Are you up on peace?
Is that the one I donated?
What is that move who told you that where'd you see that where'd you see that did you
see that in chat chat fish is cheating again what what fish don't you worry don't you
What fish don't you worry don't you don't you worry don't you worry don't you worry
Just a fish from the sea bro. He whispered me that move bro. He told me e4. I
Just did it
Okay, okay, okay, okay fish. I should get a fish. I should get a fish. Okay, I should get a fish
I should give me a fish. Okay, okay, okay
fish
Fucking fish
You want to talk about the fish you dropped fishing trip four years ago buzz all right
What nah you're moving different
You're you're weird you're weird you're weird you're weird you're weird
You do you don't play like this it's not you
Who stopped them for game two? Who stopped them?
Who stopped them for game two? Tell me. Who stopped them for game two?
Oh my god.
the
the
the
the
I only got one way of winning this, bro.
Oh my god.
It's gonna be sketchy.
It's gonna be sketchy, chap.
Hold on tight, chap.
Two knives, chap.
I was just just keep doing good moves. Is that a good move? Wait. How many how much seconds
do you have to take back your move from when you do it? You have that?
Why would I take it back? Okay. Let me think. Why would he take it back? Can't I just take
Take.
Take.
What are you going to do?
What if I take?
It's your marble, your marble house is falling down, bro.
GG.
One move just ruined your whole fucking house.
Your whole house is cooked.
Your whole fucking structure.
GG.
You cooked your fucking, you overcooked your lamb.
No.
Yo, we cooked your lamb.
You just threw the whole fucking game.
No!
You just did it, yep. It's possible, guys.
Can I just take the thing here?
Wait.
I'm sorry.
Fuck.
What?
What?
How did you see that? How did you see that?
You mean how did I see that?
It was a rock right next to my king.
That is not a 500pc
Yes it is
What the fuck are you saying?
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Okay
Check
Wait, I see what you're doing you little piece of shit you thought I would take that pawn
Now one minute!
Oh my god, you wasted night?
Oh shit.
This is check.
OK, OK, I got the wrong thing.
This is check.
Yeah.
OK.
Why did you?
Yep.
Sure.
And then check.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
Chad, should I just keep checking him?
Is that a good strat?
Check.
Can I keep checking him?
Check.
Check this, check that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Check.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh...
Check.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
door good luck check meeting then good luck check meeting me open your chat I'm
not opening my chat open your chat what I mean
mods can be coming into the prediction well you don't have checkmate you don't
of checkmate okay let's say this was a puzzle that you need to complete you're
wasting your time you're wasting your time you don't think I have checkmate
yuppie I'm about to have checkmate do you not see it I'm about to have checkmate
wait there's an ad I can't there's a lot of guys check it's gonna offer draw I'm
gonna snipe it yuppie you don't have checkmate there's an ad there's an ad
There's an ad bro. What are you waiting for bro? What are you waiting for for that to end try to checkmate me?
You can't try to check me you can't
Another life says I can checkmate you right now you won't
Just do it bro, but you can't
Bro! Oh my god!
Okay, bro.
I thought you went off on drugs.
I was ready to snipe at you, little shit.
You little, oh my god, bro.
No way I have to give away two knives, bro.
Fuck the shit.
Bro!
Listen, listen.
I'll let you do one more and it's for all the marbles.
marbles. What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? These two are practiced for you.
What do you mean by all the marbles? What do you mean by all the marbles? Either you give away
zero lives or two lives or three nights.
If you bring me zero lives, one lucky, zero or three.
So when that way what knives though, whatever you want
These nuts they call me like a brokeie bro, they're gonna call you a scammer
I'm not even saying four zero four
Don't be looking at the chat bro.
Close the chat.
Close the chat.
Say bye to me chat.
Say bye to me chat.
I close the chat.
You don't believe this bro.
Prediction up.
Here we go Yuppie.
Black pieces.
Good luck.
Thank you.
I'm going to hit you with the hip defense again.
You are not able to break through and you're not going to be able to break through again.
what do you mean this hippo defense is the worst thing I've ever seen it's the
greatest thing ever it's the greatest thing ever it's all for two Chad who's
winning this what do you think guys what do you think they're all spamming I'm
winning bro they're all spamming I'm winning wait you said no Chad though I
don't have it up well I'm joking I have it close bro what the fuck are you doing
Actually, what does this know? So what this is called the three up possibly four up the fuck
This is the
You know, this is the moving my pieces up, but not influencing your pieces yet. Is that a book? Is that a book opening? I
Haven't read the book I can tell
Okay, buddy
What the fuck did you read what book are you still the same book? What is that atomic atoms?
I finished that I think I'm onto my second one. I want to my second one. All right
Tell me a quote. Tell me a quote
From atomic habits. I was wrong
No
There's no quotes yet. Not yet. Not yet. Okay. Okay. Okay another another one from the atomic habits then what?
You're not the same but you you have no obligation the same person we have five minutes to go
That's what's right now. I haven't heard that one before from you. Okay, I
Got you, bro
Thank you that inspired me to push another palm up. I
Don't know what you're doing, bro. Like what is this? Like you can't brute force through my defense with this
You can't it's just cold. It's called all wins defense. It's that's what it is
For me. Oh, whoa
What did Owen do to you stupid ass game, I don't know what to do
This is outside of the place.
Like, what is this?
Yep.
Oh, I haven't studied for this.
If I go here, he goes here.
I go here.
I profit.
I attack you.
I counter your attack.
You attack me?
Counter attack, it's called.
Like this?
Fast.
Isn't that what you wanted me to do?
Oh, no, you didn't take it that far
You really didn't take it that far
what the fuck
you think we're playing the same games what check
I'm playing chess you're playing checkers
I'm playing chess you're playing checkers what is that game checker that
That's what you're playing right now, bro. Trust me
Okay
Can you take my phone so I can put my mic pawns in in place?
Please
You're taking longer to do it before now you're sussing me up. How you thinking?
Well, have you ever met a cheetah yuppie? Have you ever met a cheetah in your life?
Is that an animal as well? Yeah, but
No, I haven't seen that animal yet
Like what the fuck are we doing?
What is this shit?
You're so fried.
You just take a reducer.
No blunders, no mishaps, I got you Chad, I locked in.
I swear every time we play chess, we scams, we b-
BOW!
Like bro, do you like...
You always talk, you always talk!
BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING
It's driving me crazy
What are you gonna do about it?
We're gonna beat you at chess
Whoa, okay
Got me at chess
At chess
Do your phone just ring or what are you here?
Yeah, they either call me
Wait a minute, do you have time to accept that call?
Okay, yeah, I'll be right back
Some random call random caller bro
Coincidence
Taking it with the queen, no?
No!
That was my bad. The call distracted me.
It's never going to happen again.
It was your one chance.
One opportunity to seize a horse.
You ain't amin' him. You ain't amin' him.
I know snack.
the
way it's
all my god
it's been right there in front of my eyes
do it do it
it's wrong
not
No, no, be nice, be nice, be nice, no, you're going to go broke, oh my god, oh my god,
Oh my god
That is so cringe abusing foxtel abusing fox it's in the matter
Checkmate in three into checkmate into
Do you think you're better than me at GeoGuessr?
do you think you have me on georgasr?
yes no
do you think you have me on georgasr?
do you think you have me on georgasr?
just let me know
dude
okay, okay, i see how it is
like just
for one second bro like let me think
i see how it is
i'm sorry jean
i'll let you think for
i'll let you think for two minutes and 32 seconds
Like I'm getting f...
None of these work.
Like Vlas.
Oh
Honey yuppie
Yes speak please speak please say something. Can I? Can I? Can you what? Can you what?
What are we going to do? What are we going to do? What are we going to do? What are we going to do?
What's your next move going to be? Just like give me a hand. Give me a hand. Like are you seeing something?
something or it starts with a little C. What? C and E? Why do it? It's a word, it's a word.
Do it, huh? We're not thinking about the same thing.
Why do you do it? Do it, do it. What do you mean do it? I'm going to end the game.
You don't have checkmate. Are you are you stupid?
Are you serious? Do it. Do it.
What the hell are you saying bro?
How?
defense how just owns defense bro like that game that game was the cringiest
game ever bro what the fuck was that shit bro no no what was that shit bro
double or nothing double no no no no I need to let me try no no no I need to
Bro, I need to that's what I said if you want I'll go on Geo guess if you think you're actually good there
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no because then it will be hominy no no no no no no no no way no way no way
five five
Five or nothing
Five or nothing I haven't played you guess it can I go play I don't even have a subscription
Is that good enough for you? I don't even have a subscription anymore
bro everyone saying take it you see the five knives bro
no they said fuck it big whatever you want whatever you want whatever you want
so we're taking the piss
are you good at geogasa?
okay let's not do rocketing
I feel like we're equally ass in geogasa
I don't know the sky thing I don't know the fucking hemisphere thing
Like you I don't know that I don't know no fences. I don't know nothing like that. No, not in a game
I just hear you saying western southern northern hemisphere. I don't know that Loki. I don't know that
I just been around the world and I know
Should like that
Fuck that you beat me at the most lousy game ever. I'll beat you at a game that actually matters
I'm not going to lose five nights. I'm not going to lose
How do I add you? How do I add you? How do I add you? I'm not going to lose five nights. You are me.
I'll send you a code and say we do
Can I do it if I don't have the subscription thing or do I have to pay?
Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can get whooped in the ads if you don't have the subscription thing.
I used to have it. I used to have it. I used to be what rank are you? What rank are you?
What rank were you when you used to have the subscription? I don't know what can I check silver gold
Silver gold okay something like that something. Yeah, I don't know. I don't I genuinely don't remember genuinely genuinely
genuinely first time playing
In a while chat if I lose
I'll already show you because happy I bought knives today
day it'll be those ones it won't be cheap on us I said yes again double or
nothing but oh man I'll show you no chat I'm beat but yuppie without chat without
child no kidding no kidding without child okay I'm not like that I'm not like
that I didn't even know you want to chat off in the first game not even kidding
What?
I was doing just with chat.
I was doing just with chat.
Which gonna be?
Corambaed Lore.
Corambaed Lore.
Corambaed Lore.
Corambaed Lore.
Go fuck.
Can't they have one?
This one is already given away.
I mean...
You're not gonna beat me, bro.
And butterfly Lore.
I bought these literally this morning, bro.
I bought these literally this morning.
Be chat.
Be chat.
Be chat.
Be chat.
guys we have to do five knives though we have to do five knife chat
I'm not you fuck you in chess
I'm not working here in this shit you're not winning this bro
you're not winning this all right god there's a lot of lords
oh my god what do we do do we do be all be all what be all what
I don't know I don't know I just watch you in zigzag
I don't know whatever be all be all be all is good be all be all what be all five
B-0-5
China saying
B-0-10
What?
B-0-5
B-0-10
B-0-60
B-0-60
Alright, here we go
Alright, I'll send you a link
It's gonna be your longest stream pal
Let's not do that
I'll send you a link
Alright, alright
Oh my gosh, okay
But are you sure? No subscription
Do you?
Yes, you don't need
Do you want it?
I don't know actually
Do you want it?
Let me move, let me move
I know the dot
D-E
I don't know if you're right now acting like this and then you're mine.
No, no, no, I'm not kidding. Let me move. Let me move. Let me move.
I don't know the Western Hemisphere like you.
I don't know the Western Hemisphere like you.
You prefer move over no move.
Move over, move over, move over, move over. We're doing move over.
We're doing move over. I'm moving.
You always want to move. You don't want to. Okay, okay.
I know the, I know, do you know the glitch about moving?
that's like you could tab you know and then you can fast move with space you
fast how do you know how do you know what listen listen listen I don't know
if it's fixed I know I've heard of that but how do you know how do you know
that because they like I don't know I heard it somewhere I don't know I send
you the link I send you the link join up join up all right I'm there I'm there
I'm down down down down down down there. You see me. Yeah, why do you have a
schedule? I'm closing your shit because I used to be a thingy, you know, you're
verified. What the fuck? Okay, you're big like that. How do you know that I'm
that the checkmark means that I'm verified? It is a there's a big checkmark
on your fucking t-shirt the mess. Bro, you're such a shit, bro. You're such a
shit all right all right B05 right B05 move move move move move move move move
don't pull no no move on me I'm not on my name is no mood I bro I suck what's
your name now I'm gonna now I'm gonna as well okay okay okay okay not no cheater
all right I'm setting the same as when you play ranked all right are you ready
bro yeah but there's new updates right is there can you tell me like new updates
nothing nothing what means you update what means you update I don't know is
there something you are all are you taking the piss like okay
profile on the side again rank duels 50 66% win rate start the game start the
game why are you laughing like that why are you laughing like that
I just hope that it's near your house so you can get a 5k, that's what I'm hoping for.
But I don't really have time, so you could.
Oh, oh, oh, this is right outside my, my plug.
This is right outside my house.
I live in the green, green shed.
Western Hemisphere, Southeast... Boom! Right there. That's it. That's the easiest start I've ever seen.
Easiest start ever. Easiest start ever.
Easiest start ever.
There we go, I was close, I was close, I was close, I was close sir.
You're getting the multiplier, you're getting the multiplier.
You're getting the multiplier, you're getting the multiplier.
Okay, okay, okay.
We're on a wrench.
I can only get one, what?
Where's this doll?
Get me out of here.
I know where this is.
There we go. Squirrel. Squirrel. Don't lock in, don't lock in. Tell me when you don't.
Is this?
I'm gonna get chopped.
I might get chopped on this.
Please don't get chopped.
Please don't be chopped.
Please don't be chopped.
Please don't be chopped.
Please don't be chopped.
Where's the shed?
Oh my god, what?
Where did you find that sign?
What?
It's gotta be England somewhere right but I can't see it
What? Where did you find that sign?
You lucky piece of shit
What? No, no, no, no, I'm not kidding
England right?
What?
What? Where did you find that sign?
Donbura! Vaskeshu! Vaskeshu Estonia!
That was not English, it was not English
It was not English
Okay, close shot, close shot
What the fuck? What is this?
Close shot, close shot
what why did you walk in so fast what the fuck how did you walk in so fast wait
how does he know what the fuck is that you've been to Brazil that's not fair I
I'll give you a tip bro, I'll give you a tip. Ratsoil?
You're being too bi-
I should've said that.
No, no, no, no.
Tell me the tip!
Tell me the tip!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ha!
What do you mean? What do you-
No.
NZ! NZ, NZ, NZ, NZ, NZ, NZ, NZ, NZ, NZ!
NZ, dine in, overtake out!
Oh shit!
Warrington!
Here it is!
Fuck!
Come on, come on, NOOOOO!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That's game, that's game, that's game!
Best of 10, best of 10!
Remember this!
B.O.5, B.O.5!
We said B.O.5!
B.O.5, B.O.5, B.O.5, B.O.5, B.O.5, B.O.5.
Yo, you're not winning this, you're not winning this, you're not winning this.
Oh, you know the soil!
That's one of the few things that I know.
I'm not gonna explain you though, because that would like, bro,
it's the rat soil, it means Brazil, bro.
But I'm not gonna, well, I'm shocked.
Okay, let's soil.
This is Brazil.
What?
I've been here. I've been down this road. This is the road. Wait, did you drive to Texas when you went to Texas? Did you drive?
No.
I drove.
So, it's Texas.
No, no, no. I have not seen this though. I'm just telling you general information. I just drove. That's what I'm saying. You're having driven.
driven I drive I drive I drive Rocket League in-game IRL I'm a driver I'm a
driver yeah right are you a driver I drive I enjoyed you got a drive what do
you drive what do you drive boss man I drive Mercedes what do you think
What do you think?
Mercedes bro, Mercedes bro, Mercedes
Wow, to the stars, to the stars
You already know, boss man
That's all we do
Where's the highway?
Can you press on something?
Why are you not pressing it?
Are you just clicking down the road?
Are you clicking down the road?
Are you doing the same strata as me?
I can lock something
What are you doing?
No, I'm cooked. Can we do something else after this? Like maybe?
You take two. I pick the next game. Let's see
Road 44
Pine City, that's go find city go find see that's where the pines are
It says pipe
Pine City
Don't tell me what it says that's where that's what what in the fuck just happened
I know what it said
Fuck you know this fuck I gotta lock in fast you know this
What is what is this somewhere on the fucking farm not only some are in a fucking farm?
Why is this is it you live here?
Gigi
You found a fucking name
How do you think the name I never found the name what do you mean name bro?
It said welcome, which is like Dutch belgius, but the nice
Your cook I'm from the US and your cup
Doesn't matter your cookies
South
Dakota West what is what is this?
South East Asia South
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
How did you get up so close?
I hope you went to the yes buddy
Shut up
It's kinda green so it's gotta be at the water like
It's gotta be like Oregon
Dude
Gotta be like Oregon
Oh shit
Oh what?
Come on please please please
What?
It says South!
I'll get the multiplayer though
It says South
Bro
It says South
It says South of Oregon
I wish I was bad at your...
Oh, you have cooked
Oh yeah I know this
I've been listening
you are actually what is this you are what am I okay let me go there yours
yeah let me go there what are you doing good luck buddy you're cheating again
good fucking cheater by Stevy
West Bangladesh, India, India, Indian, Bangladesh, Bangladesh.
If only you stayed over there.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I got the multi.
You're cooked.
Oh my god, I know.
I'm gonna beat you again.
You're cooked again.
The crossroads of life, huh?
Huh, that's this is where interstellar was filmed. You know where it was filmed
Sorry what I learned but this is not Ireland. I've watched the movie. This is not Ireland bro. I know where this was filmed
Check out
Yes, so good
It was fun girl
It's Canada it's in Canada
This is England
Say what you're not cheating too easy
Okay, what the fuck that was insane
I'm an educated guy educated type of guy. Mm-hmm. Oh fuck. I'm on your territory now. Oh, I just changed into a dealership
Moeek and he's seeing this this mean you just told me the language. I appreciate you. I appreciate you
I know what it is. I don't know what it means though. Can you tell me what it means? I told you
You're not...
Bro, pretty serious.
Oh, they're driving this car. It has to be here.
This car is driven here.
What is this?
Pink?
Like, why are you not looking at me, buddy?
Because I don't know where it is. It says shanking
We're at the same place. Oh, no, that's signed. Do you know that sign? What do you do? Do you know?
Do you do you pay for this? Is this only you see only?
Why did you pay for this? Yes. Yes
It says okay, I'm walking it in where you lived in
easy as well. Easy as guess all my life. It's just only you probably pay for this.
Whoa, I'm lost. I'm lost. I'm lost. Hey, dammit, dammit. Dammit. Oh my fucking god. No, no.
EEEE
DAB EE
DAB EE
DAB EE
There we go
Like X on the B
EE
Mhmm
Uh
Oh
Brother, you're cooked again
No
You're cooked again?
Save our life
You're cooked again?
What a chance!
Wait, you found a sign?
Where's Cwainka?
No way it's there no no no no no no no.
It can't be Ecuador though.
No no no no no no no no no.
Ecuador.
No way!
Oh my god!
There you have it bro!
Look.
There's a Cwainka!
Oh my god!
Is it not America?
I saw Native Indians.
I saw an 8 of Indians bro.
I was in America, they got that wrong.
Well, just stop going down the road.
How do you know?
I can't.
I'm guessing.
No, I'm guessing, I'm guessing.
What does it say here?
Oh, I watched the tournament, well you watched the tournament
and they were looking at this
and it held them.
please for Christ's sake please please be this please be this oh how do you keep
finding science how do you keep finding science I swear to God how do you keep
finding science
Oh
Play to God that's fucking Ireland, bro
Play to God it's Ireland
Please, please, please, please
I need that multi, I need that multi
How is that not Ireland, bro?
How is that not Ireland?
You don't respect the Irish, bro
I hope Conor and I don't fucking fuck you up
No, no, I love Conor, man
No, no, you don't, she would have guessed right
I guess where he's...
What is this? Why did they have no façade?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, chill, bro.
I'm just saying what I see.
OK, listen, listen.
I'm just saying what I see.
Yeah.
What is this language?
You know the languages?
Of course.
I respect all languages.
I know this one.
Oh, I see a flag.
It's one of my favorite languages.
Shut up.
Oh, my god.
You are cooked, cooked, cooked.
I'm pretty sure I'm wrong, brother.
Just clicked and I'm pretty sure mom I saw the flag though. You are cool
They remove the flag there
Why are you gonna happy you weren't even close
Delhi
We're not even close.
Okay, if this is another
Bro, I swear to God if this is another one of those stupid ass
Now I got you on this one I got you on this one for sure please don't find a sign anywhere. There's no way you find a sign
So many signs are you taking the piss? I saw flag. Yeah, you're cool
Yeah, you're cooked. I saw the flag. Do you know the country?
Yes.
New Zealand. I am trying to locate it to get you out of here quickly.
I'm just guessing and I think it's right. Make sense. I'll explain it if you want.
What's Oregon?
Make it make it make it...
Shut your bitches up!
Shut your bitches up!
You found it again?
Shut your bitches up!
Show me what you found!
So show me what you found!
Show me what you found!
Top right on the car!
Where's Oregon though?
No way!
No way!
What?
Looked up right here!
What about this?
You're so chopped!
No way!
C.T.8!
What?
Big!
Oh my god!
You're good!
It's an Oregon!
It's an Oregon!
Yeah!
Like the spice!
Like the spice!
You dumbass!
They were probably selling the spice!
They're probably saying to SPLITZ
I'm talking about a ray gun, no bro!
In fact, that was an Armageddon!
I was right!
A flag!
No!
Oh!
I actually noticed like for one's geography
hit up
um bang is that the flag bang is this
like where one row is from two pros
maybe three four maybe fives five six
seven this does not look like Russia or
Ukraine, please
It's a best of mine, why are you selling me?
I have to see the rules and open up the chat.
Oh my God.
Kyrgyzstan, are we taking the piss?
Are you going to close your stream now?
Are you going to close your stream now?
Yes, I did.
Ah, job's not done.
Here we go.
You should still got a win!
Yes of course I'm going to win!
I'm 2-1 up now it's match-map for me right?
Whatever bro
Best of 5
That's like being up to 3-0-1 okay!
I still got 2
I need to lock in bro
Oh my god I actually know where this is
I am going there tomorrow
Kappa Klaus, Merry Christmas Wendrilla
This is the top of this
around here I'm going to tomorrow low-key hiking Gigi I'm actually gonna be there
have you been here yes no please please please please I might win with this or you might win with
this please don't ask me what are you doing what are you doing did you cheat stop bro I saw a
I saw a vlog! I saw a vlog!
I saw a tape around bro and you only had money for 10!
What is this bro?
I saw a vlog in Thailand and it looked like that!
Maybe don't put me under pressure bro because it doesn't work.
You're right, fucks.
I might have to...
Please, please, I need RNG to lock in for chat.
Please, chat, it's all in RNG right now chat.
And uh...
It's the... it's just...
Chat, just fucking knock in, please.
And we're going off and we're going...
Why are you doing it again?
Because I saw a sign and it set a place.
Sieglunk?
You saw the same sign.
It's Polish.
Fuck.
This is Polish.
Close to Germany.
Please, oh my god, it's Polish.
It's actually Polish.
Polish, close to Germany.
What?
Yeah, Jeffy.
Are you nervous or something?
Are you nervous or something?
Chat, don't even stress, chat.
I'm walking in chat.
Don't even listen to this.
What the fuck is this?
What?
Oh my god.
Chat, I don't know.
I don't know how I am.
Wait, I found a city.
Oh my god.
Shut up, you didn't find a city.
Did it not find a city?
Chat?
This is the city where...
Okay, you didn't find a city you lied about!
You made me press!
You made me press!
Northern Hemisphere.
Northern? Okay, good.
Holy shat!
It might be a 5k.
What do you mean by-
If it's a 5k this, I'll give you my fucking-
i want to know how to get out of here
your malty
what's the whole chat
fucking chats
not a bad guess
oh fuck redo
he knows this type of shit guys
what are you doing
what are you doing what did you see
What did you see? New Delhi, New Delhi, where's New Delhi?
New Delhi, please, New Delhi.
Here we go!
How is it possible?
Here we go!
Take a look at the time on Philippine towel.
Here we go!
Subao, chat we got him.
He's sweating chat.
Oh my God, chat.
Chat?
You gotta trust me on this one chat.
chat oh my god please the chat you got to trust me I'm looking right now to make
my assumption I just need one fucking letter of one oh my god chat I need one
fucking letter and it's cooked for him one letter somewhere please please please
please please fuck chat it's good I'm cooked I was hoping for a letter
I think you're chopped up, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Chat, I don't know.
Here.
What did you find?
What did you find?
What the hell?
I mean, this is Portuguese, right?
I think this is Portuguese.
Please.
It's Brazilian.
It's Brazilian.
It's Brazilian.
It's Brazilian.
It's Brazilian.
It's Brazilian.
It's American chopped.
It is, it is, it is.
It is, it is.
yeah oh my gosh oh my god bro how are you playing so insane before this what the
fuck you're cheese actually expired I was with the subscription it was with
the subscription oh my god checked up the other so it's a browser game
2.5k, you have the energy 2.5k
What?
I'm sorry
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
I feel disgusting celebrating this though because it's like I'm celebrating that I don't have to give away to my community
Oh man
No, no, no, don't say nothing, don't say nothing, don't instigate, don't instigate
Um
Bro chat, bro, we celebrate that together now
know okay okay okay okay all right let's go lucky I'll give away something so I'll give away
something in yuppie's name I'll give away something in yuppie's name yep and you can choose a skin
what are you making me feel bad about that what no no no no and you're just a little bit
because you were playing so good you choose you get to choose a skin that I give away you get
to choose a skin which I give away my streamer my streamer which one which one which one let me see
Let me load up your shit. Let me load up your shit.
Alright, let me see.
Oh my gosh.
Any skin from your inventory?
No.
No, no, no. What do you mean, bro?
No, bro.
You said I choose!
What would you choose? What would you choose?
Just like, let's check, let's check.
What would you choose?
But it's not, it's not like, okay you, I'm choosing it up but it's not going to be that, right?
What do you mean? What would you choose? What would you choose? What would you choose?
What would I have to give away if you choose? Listen, if you're going to let me choose,
you got to trust me. Okay, I trust you. What would you choose that I would have to give away?
This is final then, this is final, whatever you say is final.
No.
What's what is it a knife?
Listen if you if you say is it what are we talking?
No, no, it's a knife.
It's a knife.
You said a knife.
It's not that it's not that you can get out.
Okay.
If you promise that you will add new sub badges in the next month, I will choose something
actually okay for chat and I won't VIP you from all your money and you can spend that
It's about the change come on. Let me talk and chat. How many months have I fucking?
Well, you got time a power batch
No, no, no 12 months. I'm a power batch. You've subscribed for 12. I appreciate that. Yep. One year of support. Thank you
64 months
Hey
How many years is that? Like 2 years? 3? 2 years? 3 years?
Oh my god.
Wait, how much is that? 60? That's actually not...
60.
6 and a half!
Okay, okay. Alright.
Alright, listen bro, listen. I'll give away, I'll give away...
in your name.
Um...
Oh man.
Scroll down, scroll down. Let me see, let me see, let me see.
Give them, you know, my favorite knife in the past life.
Used to be an M9 Tiger 2. Give them that
Actual good knife wait no this one's already
No
Yes
Which way are you gonna give him let's see I told you the skin type which way are you gonna give him?
I got I got butterfly. I got butterfly. I got you. Okay. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.
Bro, I'm so good at chess though like that as bro that as like
How are you so bad at geo, bro? You paid a coach and you couldn't beat me 30
You couldn't beat me to me. That's like going against the brawn and getting a pinch.
I went against the brawn and I got a point. GG.
Okay, okay. I mean, I take that.
I'm happy. I'm happy.
Nah, I'm super happy. I'm super. I'm happy. You're, I'm happy. You're.
All right, bro. Hey, yuppie. I will come for your ass and chest, bro.
I will come for your ass and chest. Like, I will, bro.
Been a pleasure. I'll steal more Knife's from you for a chat.
W in the chat for chat.
What is this white knight shit bro like white knighting for the chat bro now. Hey, hey, hey, I will part of it
I got a no, I got all of my chap the beach up. Okay. What the fuck?
25 gifts and I feel shameless now. I feel shameless. What the hell?
All right, yuppie. Hey, I was a pleasure as always you have a great one. It's easy, bro
Thank you for fighting for the chat your warrior your warrior your warrior that will worry your your warrior
boss seven six seven six seven
Okay
W up in the chat, bro
I was scared for a second that I had to give away to my community five minutes
Okay
Guys if you want to join the giveaway type in the chat right now mr. Clim Clim
Thank you for the fucking 25 zipped it's up, bro. I appreciate that bro. I appreciate that both for you for you
You want to win a butterfly Lord tab in the chat right now?
Seven times five. I'm not gonna put it higher. I'm not gonna put it higher
Enter right now. We're gonna hop into leaking a bit. We're gonna hop into leaking a bit
with my boy Junko
Probably after this
Guys give me 60 seconds. I will be back then we fucking give away this butterfly and then we lock in top of the enemy
We had this time for revenge arc
Okay, I got fucked in the ass by most critical and I today will fucking fuck the enemy team and the fucking ass
Okay, and it's time to lock in
60 seconds will be back then we fucking roll this okay all you have to do is type in the chat also
Yeah, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. I hurry up 60 seconds
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
What's up?
Hello?
Hello?
Are you in the toilet?
Yo?
Wait, Chad, you can hear me. He called me. What?
What?
Is he stuck in the toilet?
Just like Fury.
Wait, who put that?
Fury, it was not me.
but he called me from the PC though, not from the phone, what's, wait who in chat
That needs this knife right now.
Oh, oh, Sally, I see.
A lot of people need it.
Who needs it the most, though?
Who needs it the most?
Me?
Me? Fury? There's one guy that said Fury needs it.
Hard times?
Okay, how many
What's a joke
Joke
Joke to
I
Don't know
All right, goodbye whether nice to you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fury won the butterfly. They voted in chat.
Buzzerite, bro. They voted, they voted, they voted.
What? Wait, what? They voted?
No, shut them, voting that Fury as fucker wins the knife, bro.
Chat, is that true? You want Fury as to get the butterfly knife instead of me pressing roll right now?
I asked who needs it the most and they said Fury.
Know me no, uh, yes. Hell no, no, uh, yes
Yo, I need it. No, no, no me. It's literally six to two, bro
You're taking the piss fury not getting shit. You're gonna get asked to tomorrow. I've been yeah
I would love your bad, but by the way, I would go 50 versus zero knives
All right next time I'm gonna be chess and then I'm gonna clap your own game. I'm gonna copy a league your book
you're not gonna be made like bro they call me there I'm literally the flock
the flock leader I'm the flock leader buddy the flocker no the flock leader
like of the flock bro you wouldn't know bro you wouldn't know yep yeah thank you
for taking over thanks for being a blessed to a yo I'll also give you a
knife I'll also give you a knife I'll give you a karmic law buddy I give you
You shocked me with a knife?
Huh?
Like London? You give me a knife in the back or what?
Nah, I mean, yeah, but you can keep it.
I'll give it to you, but it's not tradable right now.
I literally bought it this morning. How am I already giving them away?
Alright!
No, I'm not done.
I'm in shank, by the way. I'm in shank.
You're getting that knife.
You're getting that knife?
Alright, alright, alright.
Goodbye, goodbye.
my chat like all these seven six seven six seven six seven six
he dept okay okay w yop yop in the chat bro listen bro listen um what did i say
criminal butterfly no butterfly right buzzer right here we go winner is furious you guys voted
congrats in the chat to fury congrats in the chat to fury kappa you ain't getting shit three two
Uno! It is not right about literally bought it this morning. I just wanted to know that like literally this morning
Look at this May 26th today. We have the 18th buzzer, right? How can I not keep my knives for a week?
Are we taking the purse? What Jack? Do I do you just see me as a as a piggy bank? Be honest, bro
three two one bang
Mr. Ave
Panga Vepa
Congratz! Congratz! Congratz!
Necesito yo tratlinko!
Tratlinko!
Now! Now!
I literally forgot my phone. Buzzer, right?
Do I need my phone or no chat?
Jinxie may have texted me. Shhhhhh!
It's fine. My phone is literally dead as well.
Chet, let me know when Jinxie is there.
When he is live though.
Let me know when he's live though.
Um...
Mr. Averpa. He's happy.
He's saying omg. Chet, I have this.
This, ready by the way.
Cottage cheese with honey.
His life?
W!
I need your trade, Mr.Aven.
I need your trade, bro.
You won the butterfly lure.
Mots, ride it down, ride it down
on top of the list of fucking winners, bro.
If you weren't there yesterday, no, two days ago,
we gave away a fucking Howl, bro.
Buzz, right.
Because of new sponsor, Exclamation Mark, buy.
Exclamation Mark, sell.
If you wanna buy or sell, skins yourself.
We all got those from this fucking from this fucking precious site
Karambit law fucking violet papers the new gloves butterfly law and mind fucking tiger truth
Karambit law but I think about a bang but I think about a bang was literally like 10k. All right, um
Where do I send it in the chat in the chat in the chat right now right now? All right listen bro, um
How much time do we have you think Chad
How much time do we have you think because I'm down
on to quickly rank up bro I'm down to quickly rank up chat if you know what I
mean type one if you know what I mean I don't think you know what I mean
you didn't see my room right
Come on.
Come on, get me in, get me in, get me in.
Come on.
Oh, smuggled it down to the chat.
Please send me the Q's are open bro.
Come on!
I'm busy mocking everyone.
You ain't mocking shit fury.
Actually, you didn't mock me.
Buzzer, right.
Please.
I'm ready.
Oh, I'm ready.
Mm-hmm.
I like it.
You don't like it or you don't like it?
No.
Man, man, man, I don't see anything, yeah.
Let's do it.
Get more clay, bro.
Bam.
I don't see anything.
Are you a streamer, bro? Are you a streamer?
No.
But what does it do without pixels?
Bro, do you know me?
Of course I know you.
Nice streamer.
Are you a streamer or not?
No, no, no.
What are you doing with such a setup?
Are you stupid?
Bro, discotune.
Okay
What?
Okay, oh hope would I enjoy enjoy a feeling a feeling only we are no leave and only live
He had six seven, bro. I was about to do it, but then I realized bro that that it maybe kind of cringe if I do it
So I didn't do it
Fucked it. I don't have my phone for the flashlight
Flashlight is better. Flashlight is better.
Time up!
Hello?
Can you hear me?
It's my ego's soul chop that they don't even like.
Have it ready?
Like I played for the first time.
I'm LTN though.
I'm Lieutenant.
Come on, give me a hand.
Wait, I know why.
I know why.
I know why.
I know why.
I know why.
I know why.
I know why.
I know why.
I know why.
I know why.
I know why.
I know why.
I know why.
I know why, I know why.
No, no, no, no.
Chad, I have a question. What is life, kid bro?
I think that guy is trying to hack me bro.
I'm not playing no more.
What is life, kid bro?
That guy got into my game the last time, every single time as well.
Or is it just a placeholder name?
I swear he's cacking my ass.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sam's got hacked, did you see?
Zubal Fury.
Thru Moghle?
So that's a hacker, I think.
LiveKit is a real name.
It's for real-time video audio.
Oh, hell no, bro.
Oh, hell no.
All right, all right.
Chad, let me log into my League account, bro.
I have received a developer fucking account.
B.P.
For N.A.
Let me log into that
without leaking it.
Let me see.
Suck.
What the fuck?
How did you know my email?
He linked my email?
He just told me,
Yo, this is the username,
this is the password,
and this is the email that I linked.
How does he have this email?
Glass?
the hell. All right, here we go.
Let me log out of this account.
Sign out chat. Will there be skins on the account?
I need my Nivea skin, bro.
All right, this is the username.
Suck.
And then this is the password.
That's not really a secure password.
Kappa, very secure.
I boom I'm in let me see if league works create your right ID show what you're not
myself I don't want to name myself on a pixel bro because maybe that's like
potential snappers on the enemy team right
I have a name, I have a name, oh I do have a name, I have one, check this out, check
this out, you can hide your name, say what are you, I just chose a stupid ass name because
I thought I couldn't hide it, oh here we go, guess what name I chose, if you choose the
name right you're getting you're getting a kiss right against community pack agree
agree agree agree I'm gonna tell them again here we go whoa whoa whoa
I'm gonna be me meet reach challenger chat I have a question who are these
guys is this a server wide announcement if you reach challenger
that's so fuck that's so fucking cool you've been here a while challenge has
been up there so everyone in the leak line gets an announcement if you read
challenger oh my gosh if you get first time challenger if you get rank one wait
what do you mean rank one but rank one changes every five minutes no the rank
one loses the game the rank two becomes rank one is it every time in
announcement? Question mark. First person to hit after the reset. Oh my god that's sick
though. That is sick though. I already forgot his name. Loki wasn't worth it. I already
forgot who the fuck that was bro. Let me see do we have the skin though. Please tell me
I see a fucking bulb. I see a fucking lashes thug hill
Gatton gatton skins three two one
Hmm
it's fully unlocked you have everything are you sure
wait when no no no jet time out when the fuck did this anivia skin get
released I've never seen that skin I'm being dead ass right now no don't tell
me I missed out on that. No! When did that get released? Two years ago! When I watched
the video. Can I still get this or no? I need this. When was I flying? Oh my gosh. You
you have it? Yeah on this account but not on my main.
I need on my main.
When I play like EU, why is my PC just not working?
I guess it's a joke.
It's the rank that you reached and then it looks different.
Is my internet done?
Yes.
All right.
Chad, do I have time to play one?
I don't think so, right?
I don't think so.
I'll give you my account for a knife. No, bro. I can't absolutely not bro
Absolutely not. There's also another anivia skin. That's rare. Let's check the night market buzzer, right?
The fuck is this
Any of these rare? No, right? Wait, maybe we have infinite boxes infinite boxes infinite boxes
Uh no
I don't know. Alright. Um
time for arm. I don't know.
Chad. What is Uncle doing right
now? I don't have my phone. I
don't know what he wrote. If I
take. Why is he playing chess?
again with Bishop. He has. You
I think I have a checkmate in sequence.
Well, I think I'm ready for a rematch.
I'm not even joking.
He beat me every time, but so far every time he beat me, bro.
This is checkmate.
I lost him.
Wait, I forgot I had to do this first.
No, I'm good.
I had to do that.
No, I forgot how to do this first.
No, it's only checkmate.
If I do this first, I think.
Chad bro, he's going to go for the fork.
Yep, there it is. Okay.
Who's winning if we both lock in?
Can you make this fucker, bro?
We've been got the intran's players already, bro.
Him? Fuck.
I feel like I got stronger, though.
He has two legal moves. He has king takes or queen takes.
Guys, am I delusional? I'm down to put down a lot.
Like a hundred is it maybe 200
I'm not full confident though, he's gonna take my bro minus 200
dollars
Because I go here. Mmm. I'm gonna try it
What's life without trying? I think this is checkmate now now that the queen's here
Okay, if I can my Dean redeem myself check in both chess and league in the same fucking night on a random Monday
I will cry of happiness guys
I'm not kidding. I think I'm actually a chess prodigy chat. Oh, I think I'm a chess prodigy. This is check me
I'm not kidding. Look at it
This is a cooking what he is cooking this is checking it. I'm down to material
Okay, he starts to defend it now, but listen bro. We don't want could have just pawn takes check
Intakes and then I have is that back rake mate? No, no way
That's not but I think I went a rookie fuck is he saying wait?
But I think I went a rookie and a queen I
I
Didn't even see that he could take with the night
See bro, this is why I'm bad at chess though
How did he go from I may be a chess prodigy to this is why I'm bad at chess now in the span of one move
jungle
Guys this whole strategy shot
What you know all the tables have turned bro
He's gonna win my Rook, this guy's so disgusting for getting away with that.
Well, wait a minute, we still have this pawn push, this pawn push is dirty.
Look, I'm just gonna ignore him taking my Rook, because if he does, his knights just, wait, is this?
If he takes my Rook, his knights out of the game, we can win this without Rook, it doesn't matter,
the Rook doesn't matter, his king is in a fucking blender. Okay, that was actually the best move he
he could have did well hold on a damn minute hold on a damn fucking minute
he takes I take queen that's good that's good that's a move that's profit
that's profit and it's protected by the rook this guy lost get brutally fucking
mobbed Mickey you were up to material but you ran into somebody who's better
I am scared of this line though chat with the sprinter if you get the queen in this bitch
Queen after the fine scamper off. Yep
Shaq wait
Wait careful Queen trade no
He always has some bullshit move you can check with the sprinter
But then what why not right?
He will trade Queens probably no I mean afterwards but here his only moves that
Not a bad move that's such a fucking job
Those drinks you want a queen trade. That's even material guys. It's even material
You want it you want to trade when you're up a material chat
Then then then you know when you're on your high horse, then you want to trade bro, then you want to trade
All right, I have Queen takes check he has Rook takes
Why don't we trade Queens, I need to get my phone, but I'm too lazy to get up
Do I get my phone? I have to get my phone bro. Jinx you always message his iMessage
He doesn't read this card like that. I'll be with me. I'll be with me.
If he takes, it's over.
I think I gave him a get out of jail free card shot.
No, I didn't. I didn't.
I can't do this because then he has that bullshit. This guy's so fucking lucky. I swear.
Is he cooking cheddar now?
I'm going to go here, here, here.
Phone acquired.
He is not cocking bro, what means cocking?
Played Chess against ChetGPT, I've never done that.
I've played against a pro before bro, and it only took me 30 queens to beat him.
I had this match dude!
Am I ready to face him or no?
I'll get out of jail when I create a chance.
I've lost so many subs to him, based on chess fans.
What type of queens I took all the pressure off of him?
I lost every time bro.
His king still fucks.
And of course potchams bro, if you know you know.
I think it's a close game, bro
I'm gonna need every bit of material. Yes a minute remaining
Let's do this or something no
Let's do what do I do?
You tell us
I can't do anything for him.
Alright, thanks for the pawn, appreciate it.
Jinx is in a good position though, no, call me nuts!
Isn't this good for him?
This situation check?
He's up doing material, but this rook is inactive.
Magnus would find the checkmate, why is he not?
Like his king has chopped.
What about move?
Oh.
The useless move by him, literally completely fucking useless.
This guy's so bad I can win.
Mate in one says yep and how?
Five seconds at start whipping ass.
That threatens nothing.
Oh young is.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You can try roast as one to though no 25 seconds 25 seconds 25 seconds jungle 25 24 23
I think faster dog
That's a plan though. I gotta get a queen and I gotta get a queen fast
I have 20 seconds to be what's that I'm doing rest in peace the sprinter rest in peace the sprinter
Do what?
Okay, I didn't move it off the no no no no no please have to get a queen up
you know you're moving fast one gets you a queen bro what was that oh
I guess the king to the other side does he turn into a queen?
Kappa.
No, why would you pre-move that?
Wait, it worked.
What?
Shut your bitches up.
Eight seconds.
He has to pre-move almost every move.
How is he going full Hikaru mood right now?
No.
Yo, that plan went through.
GC6 seconds.
6.7 seconds.
He needs to lock in
Can he find a checkmate?
Maybe even a draw a draw would be a win basically in this situation five seconds. He needs to start moving
Move move move two seconds. Do you see stop pre-moving like Higaru?
Stop pre-moving like Higaru. Two seconds one second
Point nine nanoseconds need to be fought. What?
Rose gonna turn the look into a queen
What if this works out if these pre-move's would get him into checkmate
He's a fucking goat, I'm not even joking.
It says sing it's remote, can do that shit.
0.7 seconds, the pre-move worked.
That's the time to go down and pre-move, yes it does.
Wait, it goes down, point set.
Not her ping here, Karoo.
I saw the vision though.
I get myself into so much time trying to track.
I'm the same with time all right chat let's see if they're ready bro let's see if
Let's see if they're ready bro. Let's see if on a pixel and don tests are ready
Chatter make a group call no
One lamp out of my face on a
One be one me and chess one be one me
Shice but don't this is also ready
Yeah, I'll slap him right now. I'll slap him. I didn't know they were watching chat. I was like the most embarrassing game of the year
Oh
I'll call my phone someday chat when pigs are flying. I
Got you, bro. Don't you fucking worry chat when fucking pigs are flying. I'll be fine. I'm gonna love
Now I'm not gonna lie
This is gonna be cheap
Shit, I need to get the chest out of me a one quick win actually no
We shouldn't won we won because bro one of us was
Hello
Yo, oh, hey, well, I saw that a nice pre-moves bro nice pre-moves, bro
Yeah, nice try not a car. No, you know, I'm gonna add a
Dante's okay. Yes. Yes, Jinxie if you're down as well, bro
I feel like I'm ready for a rematch if done. I don't know if that's yes, bro
Bro, I've lost a lot of money to you with gifts that sucks. I'm still the same illo as you but oh man
I feel ready right now. I'm not gonna lie. Okay. I don't want to make down this way. Yeah. Yeah, I call it
Let's see
Yo, that is I have you at 67% percent process since the last time we spoke bro, bro
Yo, Mike, it's the same.
Wait, was that intentional or was it like...
I think it was pre-67 meme, bro.
I think it was pre-67 meme, so no, it was not intentional.
Wait, you guys met each other before?
Yeah, I played a repo game.
Yes.
What?
You guys played repo?
How long ago?
No, one more time, bro.
Maybe like...
Yeah, but no, probably...
What?
Like maybe even like a year or some shit.
Yeah, and wait, Jinxie, there was even XQC in there too.
crossover episode
you guys playing repo six months ago what that's actually peak yes her ski
All right, so I'm just trying to be fully open. Can I quickly whoop his ass and chess?
You can cast it over if you know chess like real screen share. Okay, so yeah, yeah
I'll cast chess. I got you guys. I'll be like the cast for this game
Jin see are you scared are you down?
I'm not scared of you.
Okay.
Okay, but you might have to be a little bit careful though because if you're going to
win, James is going to ask you to draw.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, that's a little blow.
Okay.
Okay.
Do I have you at it?
I think so, right?
Play.
Play on time.
play on that you know I've played chess 55 days consecutive right what actually
that's disgusting I play chess against you want to fuck me
ah yes I'll try I'll try I don't have you added but that's anything chess against
Tyler one bro you won't be only that's like coughing baby versus nuclear explosion
I'll teach you less why would you play with Tyler he's like 2k you know yes
bro yeah hey you want to put some money on this you see I'm down I'm down last
We did less than we did
Yeah, bro, what do you want to do a hundred get I'm down for a hundred. I'm down for 200 round on for whatever, bro
I'm not whatever. I want it do 200
Oh, okay, you do a hundred case up. I'm not kidding. Okay, bro
Listen, I'm close to a hundred K. I think you'll be the finishing touch. I got you. Let's do it
Let's run away. We have to get it in the end though. Oh
Oh, what an edge wait guys guys have a better idea. Yeah, 670 gifted subs on the line
You're not filling up my 100k subs
I'm gonna send it to you in discord now. Yes, let me see. Please work
All right, so we got 200 get the subs on this and don't has this commentating bet all right
Yeah
Okay
All right, so we got to the winner so on white
We got on a pixel on the top corner on the bottom corner on black. We have Jinxie
419 elo versus
530 now Jinxie starting up by moving some pot. Okay. I'm not gonna lie
530 elo is a little bit speculative. It's up for speculation. All right, okay
Okay, gotcha.
So, One is 530 Elo in name only,
while Jinxie is actually underrepresented MMR-wise,
but it looks like some crazy things are happening.
Jinxie's making a pun staircase right now,
and One is actually getting both of his bishops
out on the board.
Now, there's a twin defense happening on both of them
right now, as Jinxie brings out his horses.
Now the bishop is coming out too.
What yeah, JC
Who taught you this with the part who taught you that I've looked up what's one of what is one of the most unique?
openings I can do and it's at the cow, but that's already Tyler's is and then it's at the hippo. I'm using the hippo on your buddy
Infinite defense in the hippo. Yep
All right, so we have the hippo versus the elephant this game as
As Jinxie and One are locked neck and neck, neither party has taken any pieces yet in
this 10 minute blitz round.
Now it looks like Jinxie is actually moving his pawn upwards.
He's making a slow scaling attack as One brings out all these pieces to be on the board.
Now who's going to win?
He who plays for the pawns or he who ignores them?
This game is gonna decide it all.
Oh, Nate, what is this opening, bro?
I'm gonna vomit on my desk. What the fuck are you playing?
It's the HIP LAP on making moves, buddy.
Brother, are you just gonna slowly approach me
with these weird fucking pawn gaps?
What even is this?
Hmm.
Alright, so now,
Jinxie, in complete confusion,
as Oh-Nate whips-
No, I'm not confused!
I'm not confused! I'm just analyzing, bro.
I'm not confused.
Okay. Okay. Jynxie analyzing the board state as on a pixel whips out a super secret German strategy.
Now, is he going to go for the Blitzkrieg? We're going to have to wait and see what happens here.
As both bishops are primed, the horses are locked in, and Jynxie is also locked in.
A lot on the line here. 200 gifted subs.
that shit was coming on a
that is you play chess uh yeah but I'm the lowest you know I have 300 yellow
well you know what you're talking about though you're locked
I know dude I like the thing is it's like coaches don't play like I could coach
Magnus Carlson but it's like I couldn't beat him does that make sense that does
make sense you could not know no that is
don't that doesn't make sense that doesn't
make any fucking sense
jingsy jingsy would puke at you bro no
he wouldn't jingsy when I was young and
I'd walk around the first thing that I
would think is that if I were to hire a
local militia how could I take over like
malls and shit like that like I have a
warrior's brain bro I could teach
Magnus a thing or two
I thought you might say cabbie you just
lost the bishops you better fucking
focus on the game.
He's trading, dumbass!
What the f**k is a caster is this?
You're crazy.
Okay, okay, Wade.
All right, so now Jinxie going for the castle as One slowly moves his pieces up.
So it looks like Jinxie is priming himself in a position to look for an aggressive play,
but One is playing a lot more defensive, One putting the flesh on the bishop.
Yeah, right now whose position would you rather be in black or white right now?
White that's my guy Jinxio chop, bro
Bro neither of your roots are activated buddy
Yes, but the thing is that even though neither of his roots are activated. Oh wait nevermind wait. Oh
Yeah, I think I'd rather be in Jinx's position
What?
Onee!
Onee!
Half of your fucking units are AFK, bro!
Yeah, Onee, your rooks are fucking in no man's land, bro.
What type of development is this?
Alright.
Oh, you'll see, you'll see.
So, it looks like Jamesy is analyzing the board, but he has yet to realize that Onee
is whipping out a secret signature move that was recently developed called the Darth Maul Gambit.
Yo, hey!
Hey!
No, no, no, no, no!
Hey, bro!
Do you want to get punched in the mouth?
Dude!
Dude, I'm not even making it up!
Onee, I'm right, aren't I?
I'm doing the Darth Maul gamut right now.
Yeah, yeah.
No, let me ask you a question, Onee.
Where do you get your shoes from?
Footlocker.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
No, you're supposed to say you get them from the Darth Maul.
Focus on the game!
So now it looks like all right, so now Jinxie and Oni they're locked one of them has no bishops
The other has no horses, but we know that horses have four legs and bishops only have two
Therefore Jinxie is actually a better as in a worse position because Oni has more legs on the board right now
Bro, how does this fucking say I go here?
The way to heaven in the center of the board and I'm just this pond structure this pond structure is like chess porn
Look at that, bro. Oh my god
I'm gonna be honest with you guys
I maybe I should sit down because I'm saying get a little bit bricked looking at this pond structure. Oh, you fucking should
That's the shit. I'm talking about you guys think that's what like pro chess players do before they like have sex with their girlfriends
Like they just said that they play game of chess and they're like 100 bro 100% I guarantee it
Yeah, but move the pond upwards and then they just start going like crazy
No, my bishop is defending my pond let them on summer
Me oh you have a piece depending on fucking pond wait
Oh, what if you moved your queen to support that pond?
Yo, bro, don't.
Wait, keep speaking, keep speaking.
Oh, wait, am I not allowed?
Dude, I'm 300 elo.
It's like, it's like a mentally disabled kid giving someone that like advice on the test.
Okay, you see, thinking a lot there, thinking a lot there.
Okay.
Okay, so now look, they're both locked in right now.
What the hell is happening?
You need to see what's happening.
All right.
that can't be good jing see I'm gonna allow your bishop to just be useless for
the rest of the game what the hell are you trying to do wait that was the last
move period I'm a drunk am I missing something jing see
What?
F**k!
Oh hell no.
F**k!
No.
F**k!
No!
Yes, yes, exactly, yes.
Yes.
I f**ked up, I f**ked up.
If I go here, he goes here.
I go here.
Okay, let's do it.
Chad, start typing me if you want to get this sub from O-Nation.
No, bro, I'm not happening
If you want to get this up from on a shit wait wait
Jinxie say what you just said like the word you were saying but then add a ho after
Okay, all right, so looks like one is actually
Sacking the bishop here, but he manages to trade one of Jinx these ponds
So it looks like it was a good trade for on a that's right
Pons I'm all bad you believe late game Jinxie
That's not true. Yeah, bro. What are you commenting? That's true. I'm trade. Okay, Jinxie trade, bro
I'm Jinxie Jinxie ponds can become Queens a bishop always says a bishop remember that
Who coach you bro who coached you like what is this?
I've just been playing a lot, bro.
One, when you played me in the tournament, I was like a little infant toddler baby boy.
Oh, Jinxie, starting to get all of One's pieces.
It's not looking good right now.
When the game started, One was thinking gold, gold, gold, but now it's looking like it's
just another common.
Okay.
Fuck.
If I go here
Limit tested
I'm not fucking limit testing my pants, bro
Yeah, if you do a fart or a shit, I honestly don't know guys
All right, so now let's see what happens here
So it looks like on a and Jinxie are still both locked in now neither of them have any bishops, but
Only has no horses either
Now, without his four-legged friends, will he be able to still prevail against Jinxie?
I don't know yet.
Jinxie's board state isn't looking that good, though.
He has one knight that is unable to be locked in and used, but Onee also has one as well.
This is going to be interesting.
This is actually a really close game.
Holy shit.
Do I want to do this?
fucking no way wait oh my god no why are you laughing yeah I did but I didn't
did I is this good I think it's decent sake don't tell me I've learned
Onay going for a super aggressive play forcing Jinxie to be locked in to a choice
Does he sacrifice the night or does he sacrifice the tower? That's right, bro. Thanks. I don't have to sacrifice shit
All right
So now looks like Jinxie says he doesn't have to sacrifice shit and he completely ignores what I just said
There's no need for me. I'm in the line here.
Oneschnitzel! Oneschnitzel, you just lost the game.
Wait, what the fuck is this?
Leave me fucking trapped. Where can your queen go? Tell me. Tell me!
Uh, right here.
Right here.
Now where can she go?
Wait, couldn't you have killed his, like, pawn?
One second under us. Need to cook.
Holy night vision.
Okay, this actually got really intense.
But that knight is pissing me off.
Now guys, we're not on a camping trip right now, but this game is looking very intense.
Thao?
What even is that?
Bro, the time is ticking on a schnitzel.
time is ticking. I think this helps me, bro. I don't know, cause then I just get to work
into an empty file.
Jyncey, deciding to trade queen for queen. Now was that the right decision? I don't
think so, but time will tell.
Wait, I can just do this.
Wait, Jamesy, why would you trade your queen when you're ahead though?
Yo, put a sock in it!
Oh my bad, sorry.
What's up with that fucking commentator is this, I'm up 15 minutes and I get a rook
into an empty file.
Okay.
Alright.
Yeah, it's time to start exploding into it.
Now Jamesy's worried about empty files right now, but soon when we're playing League of
Legends he might have to worry about a different type of file that he might find on this team.
He's looking to completely annihilate all of Onepixel's pawns.
Now Onepixel's pawns dropping one by one as Jinxie's little tower thingy is just completely
annihilating and ravaging his backline.
Yep, precisely bro.
Fuck, that is his fucking knee.
Listen, listen, onee, you can still bring it back, bro, you can still bring it back, okay?
Wait, okay, listen, okay?
If you want to bring it back all you have to do is find a way to kill his knight
Because look his king is locked behind three pawns if we can get to a point where we like trap that guy in
It's instant checkmate. You understand. You're right. You're right
All right, don't know I'm gonna play here. I'm not even joking wait bang. Okay
OOOH!
Onepixel doing a completely insane play out of a field.
Well, Jynxie is forced to respond.
Now, Jynxie looking for the pawn.
Is he gonna go for it?
Onepixel just sitting there laughing to himself.
As he knows that Jynxie is now quite between a rock and a hard place.
Give us your best evil laugh!
Quick!
Oh no!
What the fuck is this, bro?
Now, Jinxie's heart rate spiking through his chest right now as he realizes that One knows something he doesn't.
Now Jinxie is at a complete loss for words. He doesn't know what to do. His time has been ticking for a minute.
Shut the fuck up, Goddamn!
Sorry.
I'm trying to focus!
Take, take.
Take.
Take, take.
Ooh, okay.
Okay.
Okay, so now, it looks like Jinx is trying to set up a cap can defense while One is not
allowed to enter further than he is.
Oh my gosh, that's a massive mistake, holy fuck.
I just asked for a redo.
Huh!
Do I do this?
That's probably bad.
Right.
Hello, you're done.
I don't even know what he's doing.
Alright, so now?
Jinxie, looking for a crazy ass play while One in complete confusion doesn't know what's going on.
I actually don't know.
Feet screens checkmate, I'm gonna crash up.
Mate in two and checkmate.
Sevalahi.
You have one legal move and the next one...
There's no way.
Wait, it's not checkmate because then it can just go back here.
Wait, maybe it's a ventual checkmate.
Because then here, then checkmate.
Yah yah yah.
No! No!
NO!!
HOW??
Oh, man, I told ya I've been training!
You're actually insane, bro!
We played fucking clean as shit, didn't we?
Yeah, we did. We did.
How did you break through my hippo?
I'm actually baffled.
Bro, it's cause I got that fork with the pawn and the bishop and then everything opened up.
Now, Onay, don't be too mad about the loss cause there are rumors that Jinx has a secret
Offstream accountry has 5000 elo 9 you're pulling a mood up
John Cole
I need my revenge at some point. All right, let's get you to
Who wants it wants it wants it fuck man, there you go
W.O.N.A.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
All right, are we ready for some League of Legends?
All right.
Let's fucking do it, bro.
O'Neal, you signed into your account, right?
Yes, bro, I'm in. I'm in.
Fucking beautiful.
Oh.
Okay, so how is this gonna go, man?
Okay, so this is what I'm thinking we do.
Are you guys listening?
Fuck, John!
So there's a 3v3 game mode that was just released
called Arena 3v3, okay?
So in order for One to get used to the ping, and so he could be used to the 100 ping and then also we could work on communication.
I was thinking we would do one game of the 3v3 arena, and then afterwards you guys hit a little fucking crazy duo queue session.
We get registered as a 3D remote?
Yep.
Ole, do you want to play that?
Hey, I listen to the coach, bro. I'm down, I'm down.
Alright.
Ole, you're pretty much on the table, bro.
Wait, one sec.
Yeah so, Onay, Onay, just, like Onay, if you check your email I sent you a waiver already
so you're just gonna have to sign that just so that like we're on like a good footing
so that if anything happens you know.
Got it, got it on this.
A waiver or what?
Shit, I said.
I'm also running for some time.
Like a waiver to say that whatever happens happens, you know what I mean?
Me in every...
Alright, I said.
Like that fucking NDA?
What are you talking about?
I have to fix my setting.
Yes, kind of.
I'm just gonna say that.
fix my setting yes kind of wait jingsy jingsy why did why did the guy not
sign the waiver chat we are back I don't know cuz he didn't feel like saying
hello back I don't have the fucking game today chat I will carry the game
bro look my confidence already gone okay now listen only what's your user
name we need know your username
simerman simerman real
what how do i spell that
uh...
simerman z i m m e r m a n
hashii i sent it i sent it
wait what is what is zimmerman
simerman it's my last name it's my god it's my god
wait on it
the opera
what
say z
z
okay but you just said z
yes
Z I M M E R M A N N Zynerman
In Germany you say Zed for Z?
Yes, yes, when we spell things yes
Ahhhh
Okay, uh
Ben
Alright, now Jinxy
What you could do is since One like Zed
How about you first time Zed in this arena game?
Yo bro
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that is a character.
Yes, you remember the ninja that teleports his shadows?
Oh, that was the guy that was fucking me.
Oh my god, there's Zony, there's Zony!
Come on!
Let's go, guys, let's go!
Okay guys, now listen, listen, listen, before we go in, we need to know what champ are you guys thinking of playing during the duo session and what lanes.
That way we can properly set up a strategy.
I plan on playing Warwick or and or Master Yi and or Diana in a pinch in jungler. Okay, you play
Hopefully not top lane after the most critical incident. I'm not gonna. I plan on playing
Anivia top lane or
Oh, no, no, no trust me, bro. Hey, oh, I like to play but I would prefer anivia, bro
I'm a goat on anivia
Okay, so I do have good news for your own a the good news is that Jinx he'd never gang stop and he never
paths top so you're just gonna have to worry about yourself this game with
how is that good news because jimsy think about it bro if only it's like a
typical gold player then he can win on his own while you just dominate the rest
of the map think of it like you guys are two Titans stomping through the land
crushing everyone underfoot okay okay so but how does this 3b3 mode work though
So so this 3p3 mode what it is. Okay, is it's literally you just fight okay?
So how we're gonna do it is we're just gonna have to sit here while we're playing right and we're gonna work on callouts
Right so how else means that we're gonna have to work on like for example only like guys
I'm gonna stun. I'm gonna stun and then Jinxie. Yo, I'm gonna ult and this is also gonna help us to for the next Jinxie
invitational because it's gonna make it to you guys to learn callouts okay okay
got it now jinx you doing another league journey probably someday yeah I've
got to get better at the game okay good good good oh no you can't go out like
that no bro oh my gosh bro I'm happy to hear that I should have a photo I'm done
to memory of your guys stop stop bro stop let's go actually I'm so close like I
I didn't plan on playing again.
Am I banning any of you? I hope not.
Okay, good.
Okay, good. So, looks like we all got our champs.
So, guys, make sure you lock it in and make sure you have...
Oh, wait, there aren't any rooms in this game.
I actually forgot that.
Bro, do you even know what mobile playing do?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm not playing League.
The only thing I play is ranked.
I better even know half the modes that come out
for the rest of this game.
Why the fuck did he tell us to play this?
Because, bro, it's for communication.
Because only pixels on a hundred ping, right?
So that means that since it's on a hundred ping,
he needs to get used to the ping.
He needs to warm up, right?
Yes, Coach.
They banned Warwick.
These guys are fucking sniping.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh, Jesus!
No, no.
Just play your second main, Jinxie.
Just play your second main.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, I can play you.
Okay, yeah, alright.
So now, Jynx, this is good because you might get sniped in the actual game itself, right?
So since you might get sniped...
Yo, I'm feeling powerful, Jack!
This thing is gonna be so...
This story is something that I've never played this time!
It's Drake!
It's Drake!
What do you mean, Drake?
Drake?
Look!
Read the audience's name, bro!
It's fucking Drake!
You should have played Papi celebrating his album.
Oh, gosh.
Here we go.
Oh, my God, you're playing Drake?
Lookin', lookin', lookin', lookin', lookin'.
Bro, guys, okay.
Here's the thing.
Is this like a one lane A-RAM bullshit or is there a-
No, no, it's like we spawn in a big circle. It's an arena and you just fight to the fucking death. It's it's how you practice fighting.
Oh god.
Let's go. Let's go.
Now, Odey, what rank are you? Are you gold?
I'm a peak plat, bro. I'm a peak plat. But that was when I had a very low-
What?
Yes, no. Listen, bro. Peak plat in Dantas. When was Season 5?
that was about 12 years ago yeah so that's it 12 years ago but yeah right now
oh my god okay so like gold you would say which they got like gold bro better
than gold bro I swear I was the one of the moist game I swear I was the one of
bro you will see today you will see today I made up 30 kills you see I made up
this way think with this way Jain see every single year elonflation gets
worse it's like real economy inflation yes so if he was platinum back in season
five unironically today he would be masters if he kept that same skill level
okay that's absolutely nice to hear I feel like a master I'm not joking yep so
every year that goes on ranks become easier to get yes so Jinxie because
one is masters throughout the games you're gonna have to call him master
Whenever you refer them. Oh my god. Okay. All right, master mark
No worries. No worries. I'm a junko
Yo, I'm soon to be bronze yo only after today
We're gonna go on a crazy fucking win streak the whole chapter to be shocked
That's how fucking good of a duo we are and I'm gonna hit bronze today first time I've loved
don't ask
What are the odds of us?
Going from right now straight to Challenger without dropping a game win streak to Challenger
Without a single loss. Yes, what are thoughts? I
Think we'd have to start D-Dawson, right? No, no no no unironically unironically. I would say about 35 percent
Let me explain why, let me explain why, okay?
You are only ever limited by your own bad plays, right?
So if you guys were to just lock in and take like crystal meth and start playing perfectly,
then you would actually be able to win every game straight to challenger.
Does that make sense?
my chat is saying it's 50k
oh what the fuck you said
okay yeah i'm gonna be
okay so what the fuck
just read the
yeah guys become tiny games
i'm never playing this game
what the fuck is this
guys i need to be honest
i don't fucking know
i just click whatever looks good
just read whatever
whatever looks cool as fuck
okay easy easy
I just wasted my day.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh god, I forgot about that.
So guys, we are getting stream sniped.
We are getting stream sniped.
Yo, why would you tell us the place?
Are you an Indian?
Dude, what the?
No! Guys, it's to practice communication.
Bye, bye, bye.
Yep, bye.
Jinx, you make sure to divide boots.
Yeah, bro.
Good. Why am I here?
What is this?
Okay, so, so, so guys, yes, so here it's like the this is like the prep days now
We're gonna fight okay, so this is what we're gonna do. I'm gonna take the fun one with J.C.
And now only we're gonna need you to go I'm killing some
I'm not hearing I mean
J.C. you're fucking gonna die
J.C.
Okay nice on the bar on the bar on the bar
Yeah, this is good. This is good. So now just
I'm done! I'm done!
Okay, guys help what help okay, so I'm gonna block them
Just keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting
Get back I got him!
Yes! Yes!
Stand in the circle and you revive
Stand in the circle and you revive them
How do we revive? How do we revive?
Okay, so now guys focus the gun
Oh wait, she's by each beat
I'm focusing by each beat
Okay, Genji, need to make call outs
Where is Jinx?
Help!
Okay, help!
Run run run run!
I'm in this circle!
The fuck!
You revived me!
Nice!
I'm back!
We're good, we're good!
I can- I would not just-
What the fuck is this mode?
Oh my god!
You're the god.
Yo, the Akasope!
If I die on you, I think you all get revived, alright?
Yes, yes.
So now Jinx, you listen.
What we need you to do is you need to do more call outs. Okay. Well, she's even playing. Sorry. Yep. So no, yeah
What okay, sir sir sir?
Are you the you're Jinxie your only call out about the entire game was
We need you to communicate your abilities that you happen what you're doing though, right? Here's what we're gonna do
We're gonna focus the where are we're gonna focus the way to be play
Okay, well, that's good. That's good. So that's what we need, like, Jhensi. In real time, it's like we need to see what's going on.
Turn up, Gantes! Say one aye! Say one aye!
It's not like a Rainbow Six. You don't give a fuck about it.
I'm at 50% say one aye!
You do it while you're alive to help people.
One, two, or three. One, two, or three.
Gantes, one, two, or three!
I don't know, bro. I don't know. We all have different things. We all have different things. I don't fucking know what you and yours are.
I'm gonna say to just saying to I guess
Fuck okay, we saw 10% of your health sacrifice 10% of your
This is hot event chess row there are
Walking over like this is blatant like
Robar get the fuck out of our square
fuck
Look, it's okay. It's okay. So guys this is what we're getting to now, okay?
Everyone listening.
When the game starts, we're gonna need to call out.
So I'll be primary shot caller.
Jynxy you'll be second. Actually no.
Oney, you'll be secondary because you have to stun.
And then Jynxy you'll be tertiary.
Cause that makes sense.
I'm maxing stun, I'm maxing stun.
Jynxy, you need to do all the damage bro.
You need to do all the damage bro.
Alright we're gonna push it.
Don't get to him!
Jynxy!
Thresh is ward off, Thresh is ward off.
I can kill him, I can kill him!
Done!
This is good, this is good!
I'm warning, I'm warning, I'm warning!
You killed us!
GZ going on your quest, I'm always for you bro!
You are cute!
RECESS IT! RECESS IT!
RECESS IT!
Okay, uh, oh no!
I'm in the jungle!
BALLS GET DONE!
YES! YES!
Only I love you, only I love you!
WAKE OUT THE SHIT, BRO!
That's my only shit!
I'm not losing league anymore bro!
Lock in baby, lock in!
Okay, so listen, Jinxie, during that the problem again was that you weren't calling it out.
You needed to follow an example!
I'm queuing on Thresh, I have my Q up in 5, I'm using WDTO.
Like we needed to know what's going on in your brain bro, do you understand?
Got it, got it.
Guys, ultimate, ultimate!
Get your ultimate now!
She got it.
Oh my god, I have a broken one.
I have a broken one.
So, James, I wanted to read what the Thresh said in all drafts.
Hold Q, what the fuck are you doing?
Okay.
He's got just plainly in the tree.
Okay, so now guys, listen, okay?
This is what we're gonna do now.
Alright?
What we're gonna do in this next fight is we're gonna have to focus on calling out abilities.
Onee, you need to call out when you have stun, okay?
We need to cheer for you, bro, okay?
I've stunned, I've stunned.
I've stunned.
Okay.
Snow guys, we can't-
What are you up for?
You have to-
Never mind, never mind.
Okay.
You can fight, just fight, just fight, just fight!
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!
I need help, I need help, I need help!
Oh, god.
I'm getting cooked, I'm getting cooked!
Oh, yeah.
The, the, the-
No!
POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP!
Wait, wait, wait, I'll stop, I'll step back and I'll step back and give me a second.
PLEASE SENTENCE!
Wait, wait, give me a second, am I clutched? Am I clutched?
WONDERNITE WALLOWAVE WOW!
I need to heal, is this heal?
WAAAGH!
Oh, dear, it's all you bro, you've lost, when alive.
What are you talking about, guys?
Oh, you just got hit!
Oh, no!
Buzz, all right!
Yo, guys, where'd you go?
GO!
Get into the...
FUCK!
ROOP!
FUCK!
We didn't kill one!
God damn it!
Guys, but see, that's why we're learning.
So now we're knowing that the problem is
that we're not properly coordinating.
So we need to sit there and clump.
We need to be like, we need to be like a fucking
like a cell, like a parasite in a body.
We need to clump together.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yo, Dundas, I have a question.
What the fuck does that do? What is flea? What is flea?
I don't know either to be honest, but no, that's flash that's flash
That's flash please flash and what is flash?
Wait, no wait. Oh, no, please ghost so you go faster. Got it. We won. I have a good really
We won. Okay
By items guys by items as we lose by items as we lose
All right, it's looking good. It's looking good guys
I'm not honest with you if we lose this one now. We get that or how does it work? No, no, no, so look you see on the right side
It says 85 that's our team help when it goes to zero. That's when we're eliminated got it got it got it
All right, let's go
Must win must win guys. We need to play together. Let's focus on one. Let's just shred one down
I'm gonna try to walk on it. Okay. It's on my ball on my ball focus on the low guy. The low
Check this out
Drake! Drake! Drake!
Guys! Drake!
Drake!
Emmy! Emmy! Emmy! Emmy! Emmy!
Nice!
Okay, one down, one down, one down.
Oh no. Oh no.
Okay. Oh no.
Help me! Help me! Help me!
Only help!
Only help!
Only help!
Coming to some of our-
What the fuck?
Okay, can you rest me? Try to rest me. I'm trying to rest me.
JINXY, I can't help you when I'm an ag. My champion, listen to me. My champion because
you need this as well for the current game when we play. My champion when I die, I turn
into an ag and then you need to help me. You need to help me.
You turned into a fucking ag. What the fuck type of character is that ag?
It's a bird. It's a bird. I'm part of the flow of this way.
On.
Okay, so listen guys. The problem there again, JINXY. Your communication, your only
things they said about the entire fight was who the fuck is Drake and how because I don't know
a human being a human being would say target target in target in you said target great bro
I'm not gonna fucking remember which one Drake is guys oh that's right now Drake some random
ass guys listen to me listen to me please one second wait oh my god look at that we we need to
I'm gonna wall someone in I'm gonna wall someone in okay and then we need to shred them down on me
on me come on we have time come come into the bush into the bush whoa whoa whoa
you're in snack cheeky come come come into the bush I'm gonna wall this guy in
here we go okay this is good this is good this is good the monster I do
The both
Okay, okay guys no, bro, I would rather I would rather literally get jumped and play this what is this fucking mode
Just what is this brain dad shit, bro?
What the fuck is this?
My closest one is back here, I'm not joking.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
O-O-NAY, there's stream sniping, so I need you to get to your blind spot right now and start mocking the camera.
JINXY, I need you to close your eyes and start focusing.
The problem, JINXY, is that your number is using your auto attacks.
You run around and then you just keep running.
As long as you just auto attack, we're good.
O-NAY, are you mocking right now?
They're getting more of the ass who speak.
Okay, good. So now JINXY, while O-O-NAY,
you just keep running, as long as you just auto attack, we're good.
O-NAY, are you mocking right now?
They're getting more of the ass who speak.
Okay, good so now Jamesy while only smogging we need you to sit here
And we needed to manate and channel the power of Baker. Do you understand?
All right doing it
Okay, good so now guys we need to walk in because we're at 50 health. We need to walk the fucking now, okay?
The confidence is gone lock in
Yep, okay, so cheer guys. We focus the ground the blue bitch, okay? Do we go inside or do we wait?
We already won! We already won! We already won!
I'm on the board!
That was so cool!
Guys, nice! Good shit, guys!
We need to have to stop that just now!
Like, if we go in, I feel like we die!
You attack, you lose! Smell me?
Yes! Yes! It's like Rainbow Six!
We need to camp corners!
I'm headed on.
Okay, there's more to the game than that, bro.
More to the game than that.
Okay!
Strike damage, everybody.
Uh...
Fast.
Strike damage.
Increase the damage.
2
Okay
Guys, now listen, how it's gonna work
Dude, you should stop typing this annoying shit in the chat
Shut the fuck up!
Yeah, turn the fuck up
This stream surfing is worse than me, than I think it is in R6
Yo, if we get stream surfing in that game, in the ranked one, I'm gonna crash out
I'm not even joking, like, I got really low sleep
It's like a 70% chance, bro
70% chance
okay guys everyone listen so here we need to hang back sit in this bush okay
okay you're a primary engage now jing see your goal is to call up when you're
using abilities and on your food okay guys I'm gonna go someone in get ready
get ready I'm gonna whoa whoa sniper careful don't get hooked don't get hooked
I'm gonna wall one guys I'm gonna wall one in get ready get ready
I'm in deep in the grass!
I can't see, I can't see!
I'm in deep in the grass!
I told you, I told you, I'm coming!
Help! We're in my challenger!
Help!
Piggle, piggle!
They all are stunned, they all are stunned!
Oh, kill them all, kill them all!
Keep up! Where are you guys from?
Oh no, oh god.
We got the stun tech. Help, I'm an egg.
I'm already dead, bro, I'm already dead.
What the fuck are you doing, Dante?
Listen, I'm-
You ran away!
Jingsy, Jingsy, there's a portal and I accidentally went in the portal.
Fuck, I have so many us.
Okay guys, guys come to me, right click on the Morgana.
Fuck, I'm gonna make it so that when we die we actually get benefits from it.
I'm brain dead.
Wait, what?
Also, only, only.
Yes, yes, yes.
Every fight I just hear, I'm an egg! I'm an egg!
Whoa, we need-
No, no, no, no, no, no! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
You need to help him, I'm an egg!
You don't just need to listen, you can help him, I'm an egg!
The fuck type of call-out is that?
When I say I'm an egg, you need to engage, engage, engage!
Alright, alright.
Okay, it's here, guys, it's here.
Ooh, wait, there's gambling in this.
Remove one argument, get two random ones, I'm in!
Bang!
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!
I got a maximum.
What's this?
All right, okay guys
Everyone I don't know what a six dude, but we need more to say what sex Chad I pressed it
All right guys, we need to win this round I shot it is wasted 500 gold
I mean it's fine like now seven
I don't even care!
I don't even care!
Do we go bush or what?
Do we go bush?
Yes, everyone bush.
I don't care!
Guys, get ready for my ones!
Here we go! Here we go!
Okay.
Don't play. Don't play.
Don't play. Don't play.
Don't play.
Don't play.
Don't play.
Get the plant, get the plant, get the plant!
Y'all, I died in the smoke.
Get the plant, get the plant, get the plant!
I'm an egg, I'm an egg!
Okay.
Okay, guys, guys, I'm not gonna lie.
It is unwinnable again, some, cause they are mad at gaming, a bullshit team comp.
Like, we can't win for some, but we're still in.
We might not be able to get first, but we can definitely get second.
Do you smell me?
Oh hell no!
Fuck the second place!
But we can try.
I'm not having fun.
Who voted surrender?
Who voted surrender?
Holding us hostage in this mode. What is this?
And no, it's like some lobotomy fucking mode, huh?
I'm just damage checking. I see how much we can do.
Okay, listen. Guys, we're gonna need to focus on cards,
because if we lose this, we get second to last place.
Okay, come on.
All right, let's see guys.
We've beaten them before now. Yes, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Okay, focus Annie. Okay.
Okay, focus the small girl, Genji.
Banthas 1v2. Oh my. Yep, I got this. I got this.
We got this! We got this!
Welcome, baby.
So, Onak, you play a character that against your will turns you into an egg.
Are you dead ass?
Yes, and you have to help me.
What are you mentally deranged?
I'm a play character that forces you into a fucking egg.
Because I like the wall. I can just wall people in. It's OP.
and it comes with the side effect of the egg but it's fun you just have to help
me when I scream at Jinxee you just have to help me bro
Jinxee, Jinxee, Jinxee, Jinxee, Jinxee, Jinxee, Jinxee, Jinxee, his egg is like imagine a
guy that's down but he's not dead it's like a revive in R6 so when he says
I'm egg it means that we just need to cover him so that he can respawn does
sense got it yep here we go and you're gonna need to know that cuz you guys are
gonna be the two older challenger together yep challenge of 100 ping I'm
in here we go all right okay guys we need to focus either Caitlyn or Master
you hey hey if I will push if I will push careful careful careful it's okay
I
What is a damage I'm an egg out okay
Okay, no can do exit now
Thank God. Yes. That's thanks
No, no, no, listen, listen, hey, hey, listen up. Yo, I would legitimately, I'm not even kidding, bro
I would rather watch somebody burn my house down to play that mode again
That was a steaming crock of dog shit
Brainrod buying non-existent fucking items and then just diving into each other for 20 minutes
I would literally rather get fucking jumped and play that bullshit
That was not a hey, but but there's good news
So the good news is that we learned from that game about callouts. We learned about what on this champion does
Onay now knows how Jinx he acts in high-intensity
Situations, so it's like it's all he doesn't act no front, but he doesn't act what you see what when I
Always said you always said okay, okay like nothing nothing came
Here's what would happen, okay?
I would get literally decapitated with a sword, and then I would hear, I'm an egg, I'm an egg, I can't help you bro, I'm fucking dead on it, I'm dead!
Get out of the egg and save my life!
I can't, it's a good one, I have to wait 5 seconds.
Okay, so now guys, let's start a rank, lobby, and then Jinxy can share a screen.
Oh, and I wanted to share a screen as well, so I can watch it.
Make a lobby, make a lobby, make a lobby, make a lobby.
Okay, so I'm gonna be switching between your streams. I'm it's like I'm gonna give a double-hand job this game
Okay, so I'm gonna be like watching both of you and helping both of you out this that makes sense
Yes, absolutely. God. Yes, don't ask here. We go. Do I stay on mode ever?
Jinxie Jinxie do I stay on the bird? Do you want me to stay on the bird for the ranked game, bro?
NO GET OUT OF THAT DAMN HAND!
NO NO NO NO NO NO
Jinksy Jinksy Jinksy
He can only play the bird
He can literally only play the bird
Coach Coach Coach
Chillax Chillax
I'm well versed
I can help you play
O'Ney O'Ney O'Ney listen it's not a front row
But we need to call things how they are
We need to call a spade a spade bro
If you're on the Alawi
We might as well fucking FF at 15
What?
My life is actually deep
Nah bro that's crazy
Okay O'Ney O'Ney O'Ney
Yes bro yes
The Alawi is your best coach
If Alawi can talk
No, no, no, no. The bird is by from my best.
Who's the bird? Who's the bird?
The bird is the bird.
What's her name?
Anivia.
Anivia.
Hey, Anivia.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Yes.
Martians have the laser beam pointed at her.
We need to win a game of League of Legends for the Earth gets exploded by the Martians.
Who are you playing and what lane?
Anivia top lane.
Not even close.
Okay.
I got you.
Lock it. Lock it.
John Tess, make a fucking lobby.
I'm gonna add him in there.
One!
We need to go on the winning streak!
Wait!
No, if I give bronze, I'll pull out my cock!
Jinxy, we will.
Are you doing that on stream, or?
Yes.
Not owning.
Only don't test. Invite me. Invite me.
Yeah, damn it!
Okay, guys, join.
Burn.
Okay, so now, Jinxy, you're party leader, switch it to ranked.
Jinxy, how many games are we playing?
Bro, of course we're getting fucking streamed, so your name is Jinxy and game.
Are we taking the piss?
Bro, chill, chill, chill.
How many games do I need for Iron One?
Okay, so guys, this is what we're gonna have to walk in.
Jynxy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Dante's, Dante's, Dante's.
Do I go mid lane or top lane?
Loki mid lane goes hard.
I'm gonna be honest, you could do mid because like, the thing is, if you go top lane, he's never gonna help you.
But if you play mid, it's like you could help him. Does that make sense?
Yes, yes, Loki.
Okay, now listen, One, the way that Jinx he plays is he plays a very play for himself selfish place
Oh wait a second
So that means we need to realize, wait, why do you actually
Because I had buttons selected for whatever reason, it's Jesus, oh my god
If I would have gotten out of it, I would have seen you
One!
Yeah
Cue up again Jinx, he Cue up again, Cue up again
On Twitter this morning, One
Oh gosh, yeah
I'm not gonna lie, you're canceled, bro.
What?!
You broke rule one?
Okay, let's do it again.
Oh, no, you broke rule one.
How fucking dare you, dude?
How dare you?
It was my first game of Rocket League.
All of a sudden, I'm kissing this fucking car.
By the way, after Q again, I had to choose something.
I fucking kissed this car.
I'm thinking, okay, like I'm stuck, like I tried to go forward.
I couldn't.
It was five seconds on the clock.
It was a fucking ranked game, I think by the way.
It was 5 seconds 0-0. What do you want me to do, bro?
Just sit there and lose the game, slash draw? No, I'm gonna win that shit.
So I went outside of that kissing, and I fucking hit a goal, and I celebrated. That's it.
Alright, the thing is, bro, if you break rule one, it's sort of... it's like a warcraft, bro.
Like, what other rules will you break, bro?
You broke rule one, dude?
What?
It's that D?
It's that bro. It's that deep. I'm not kidding. Pro players will do it in tournaments, bro
No, no, no, it's that deep you're trolling. It's like imagine
There's a classroom of kids and you could choose one of them to play against the basketball and you chose the make-a-wish kid
That's what you did. It's like you don't do that. You know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
All right, yo listen, oh no, if we get iron one today
me and you if I can get to iron one with your help on it I will slide to Germany
and suck you off okay okay I'm locked I'm locked Jinxie I'm telling you right
now we'll carry against I got you bro I fucking got you in the tournament Tyler
first picked me thinking that I'm big fat I got faced against fucking moist
more the critical and in fact in the ass I lost the whole game for the whole team
And it's five man team game. I lost the whole game single-handedly. I'm not joking, bro. I'm not joking
Wait, oh, hey, here's the thing you're gonna be top of me. So if you know, he's on top of it and more change
See he's mid now. Yeah, I'm in a minute. I'm in a minute. Oh
You're mid lane. Okay. If you need me to get committed just talk to me. I got you
I got you and if you need help in the jungle, bro
If you get invaded if they fucking go into your territory, tell me bro. Tell me stop howling
Wait guys guys now that we have dual communications, how about we do some crazy strategies and maybe jungle like level one
Okay, yes, that's what we're gonna do. Okay, we're gonna try something new this game
So I'm gonna tell you guys where to walk where to go. I think you guys are gonna win the game level one, okay?
I'm hallowed on.
Uh, Dante, do I go tele or do I go fire?
Um, well you're playing in iron so you play it when you're laying.
Go fire.
He's not in iron.
Oh, wait, onee, what rank does that rite give your account?
Like gold or silver?
No fucking clue, bro.
No fucking clue.
Wait, Dante, how do I check?
Uh, well we're gonna find out this game.
And when we're on the loading screen, we're gonna see what rank he has.
Chani-mology skin. This is my algae, bro. This is my algae.
Okay, now, guys, are you both ready? Yes or no?
Fizz. Oh, Fizz. Oh, no.
No! Okay, Oney, you're already ruining the vibes.
You should be thinking, fuck yes, shitty fizz.
Stop getting demoralized, am I understood?
Yes.
He just chumps over my wall.
Okay, yes, yes, coach, yes. Oh, no.
Okay, let me go.
Coach, are you sure we want to go for an Invade because there's a decent chance they're in the stream?
Okay, well listen, open up your league thing so we can still rank for playing in JynxC.
Yeah, I'm waiting on it, I'm waiting on it.
Scratchy stuff, and he has a 2014 batch of guy on our team, what the fuck is this?
Okay, so you guys start playing right now-
Wait, is that gold?
Stop!
Wait-
Oh, no-
Wait, is that- is that gold or is it bronze?
Iron, bronze, bronze, bronze, bronze, there's four bronzes.
Okay, okay, yeah, but the thing is this is a high bronze Lobby
This is a high bronze Lobby and also only it's not this mid. It's this jungle fast
Who's what is fish do not test?
It looks like a freak. Yeah, no he is so it fizzed us as he has this little like slippery pole
And then he puts it inside of people and the reason why people hate him so much is because he can actually make it
So it's impossible to hit him
by pressing this ability but that ability also does like a billion damage
bro Jinx you need to rename bro you're gonna get slapped every game with that
fucking name bro
no yes yes shimmer mode it's okay it's okay actually
okay okay easy
yes yes okay so now guys we're gonna do walk to the enemy blue buff now
now both of you okay fast fast okay okay let's blue bottom up bottom up
No, but top top top top top top top. Okay here. Yes. Yes. So now Jinxie walk to the bush that only is pinging
Okay, this one. This one. This is an inmate. Okay. Are you sure we should do this?
Yes, you got this. Wait only has two coach?
Yes, only you two so now guys I wanted to walk into the actual buff now the bush in the buff go fast
Go go go Jinxie
Okay, only get your q ready got it. It's okay come come come. Okay. Oh, uh, no
So only you're gonna have to help him. So Jin see you're gonna have to smite the blood 600
Only help him do this. No jinx. He wore over the wall only word over the wall
I'm wanting. Oh, yeah, so only go back to lay now. This is good
I'm not good am I good am I good yes yes yes you're okay ah okay Jinx see
W okay now press okay okay uh walk walk to lady yet
it's okay it's okay you're picking me up oh yeah I need you to calm down if
we're gonna play right then I need you to stay calm okay okay freaking me up
None of that I'm an egg shit. I mean I was about to be an egg if I died
Okay, so guys listen, so what we do now?
We're gonna play Jynxie pop the butt poke here only your only goal this game is you shit in that sinjuus mouth
Do you understand me?
Shit in her mouth. Okay. Yes, bro
America for the first time and it was a Taco Bell extravaganza
I do like all loaded up and ready to pre-fire. Do you understand?
I'll make it first blooded
No, you got this. You got this. Okay. Okay, so now Jinxie let's jump up and you see what's happening
This is good. Okay. No
Okay, that's you that's you. Okay, so now Jinxie go towards the Raptors. I offer okay now only what you're gonna do is
You're farming you're doing good. So only I don't want to okay
That's good. So now what you're gonna do on a is you're just gonna like focus on on farming
I want you to try to chew the uh the the cindra chew and eat the cindra try to line it max range go now got this
Now back up and fun jing see I'm looking at you now
Okay, I'm good
No, it's fun listen to me. I am the voice of reason so now listen jing see keep farming
Everything is fine, everything is fine, everything is fine!
Oneh, Oneh! Yo, you need to calm the fuck down, Oneh!
You're gonna make me panic, bro.
I go back, I have to go back, no!
Yes, go back, that's good, that's good.
So now, Jynxie, keep farming your camps.
Oneh, you're gonna buy your items and you're gonna walk back mid.
Jynxie, blue and grump.
Oneh, when the wave gets knocked mid, it's gonna be even wave safe.
What you're gonna do is you're gonna try to trade it with the Syndra.
Do you know what trading means?
trading it's when you fight with her okay now you bought items and she didn't
you're right the right longer than she is I can fuck up yes
I'm gonna wait she's gonna go for that check this out
okay I'm like I'm like Jinxie go for the barcrab Jinxie barcrab okay one a this
is how wow okay your Jesus how the fuck are you 30 HP I don't listen this is
what we need only you're gonna farm Jinxie you're gonna gang made it after
the scuttle cop no you need a gang med okay okay okay okay walk walk walk walk
rest oh my god
I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you
What the?
Oh Nate where the fuck are you at?
I blocked them off I blocked them off so you didn't die
Hey chillax I blocked them off so you didn't die bro please
Tinksy take his wave take his wave
Jinksy jinksy
We can get him we can get him
No no no no we can't kill her stop
I was gonna take your wave on egg because she has no mana she has no mana she has no mana
Care care
Okay so this is what we're gonna do okay guys let's set up
So Jinxie you're gonna go for the top to bar default here.
What does Japan flash me?
My chat is saying that Japan flashed.
What does that mean?
They mean you fucking flashed for absolutely no reason.
Like, you're gonna...
I'm gonna get any help Jinxie!
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's not fine.
Bro, stop with this iron-ass shit.
What is that character?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Okay, don't get biotic, we're gonna lose.
I'm gonna be honest though, it's looking fine right now.
Like, the thing is Jinxie pressed Tab, hold Tab.
So you actually have almost double Onay's farm.
Onay, you're playing versus a Bones mid laner.
We need you to rock it!
I got you, coach!
Okay, so now listen, Jinxy, keep on playing.
Onay, dodge your Q, land your Q, land your E, okay?
Let my Q land my E, okay? Here we go, check this out.
Uh, yes! Jinxy, you can gank after Raptors!
Okay, okay, now Jinxy, Jinxy, now.
I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one.
Okay, it's too late. It's too late. Go go to the wolves go to the wolves. She's so much damage on this life
So much
Remember I'm a fucking infant toddler baby on this game. Okay. Okay. I got you. Okay. Okay, so now
What we're gonna need jingsy only doesn't have all chat enabled so you're gonna have to find the enemy mid laner for him
Say where's sin draw you getting gapped by 100 ping
Now jinxie go to your gromp after this and then you're playing bot crab, okay?
She comes back
Listen that means that right now you have both of Sinja's cheeks
Spread and you're telling us so far down there bro that they could find it in fucking Australia you show about that sense
Okay
Nice
WOMBAM!
WOMBAM! WOMBAM! WOMBAM! WOMBAM! WOMBAM!
Oh Neh, there's no one to fucking help though.
Because your teammate died!
Where the fuck was your world?!
It wasn't cooldown, I wasted it.
It was on hold!
AAAAAAAA!
Yo.
We're doing fine, we're doing fine.
3-3, 3-3, 3-3.
Jyxxie, how's the jungle doing?
Oh, no, you are not gonna say we bro. It's like there's a group project
I just sat home all day and jerked off while Jinx he was doing all of it
And you're like hey guys we got this like right now. Oh, no, you are dropping the fucking ball
We need you to rock in thank you guys. I'm not gonna thank you
Okay, so no only you better not waste your wall in lane. We need it to help Jinx in the river, okay?
Can I solo?
coach uh no go for your go for your clear jingsy my top lane is getting gapped my top lane is getting gapped
it's fuck that's fucking enough okay so no ony what you're gonna do ony i want you
to invade us raptors go to his raptors and place a ward there so we can have information
jinx go should i go grab no no don't go grubs listen jinxy just go clear and it's fine
Zundar missing, Zundar missing, careful!
You want me to do what? You want me to do what, Dantez? You said what somewhere, no?
So now, yes, now, only. You're gonna go to the enemy raptors.
Hey guys, where the fuck is the eye on discord? Oh, here it is.
Bro, my teammate's pinging grubs. Is this guy fucking stupid or what? I'm not going for grubs.
This is good, guys. We're doing actually good. I'm not joking.
Fuck you and your grubs, kid.
Okay guys now listen you guys you listen so now only just take the midway
This is good because I don't think you're gonna be able to slow kill the Sinja
You're almost out of manner, bro
You need a recall and then you're gonna go back mid so now Jin see your mid laner is recalling
So what you need to do is you need to play for the wrong after the wrong you're playing Bobcrab, okay?
Got it, okay
I'm charged at high-back coach.
Okay, yes, this is good.
So, no, Onay, listen.
What we need is, we need to establish a play on timer.
So, Onay, hard shove the mid-wave
and rotate to the bottom crab, okay?
I'll shove it in the ass, I got you.
I'm going crab now, coach.
Yep, this is good.
This is good.
Watch the crab, walk into fucking...
No, it's fine, trust me.
You're good, I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Okay, so now listen you guys are good. So you're gonna want to get the crab and then afterwards Jinxie
You're gonna look for the enemy Raptors only get mid Pryo. You need to fucking help him
Right now
One second one second coming coming coming coming coming go go okay, so now Jinxie after these poppers
I want you to ward the bush ward the bush right here press phone the
I
Know no no no, don't say that bro. She wouldn't have even been one hp. I didn't roll we almost had her we almost had a bro trust
Okay, Jane see the reason you didn't get that kill is cuz you could have fucking
You're fighting?
Okay, GenC, flash on him! You can flash!
Flash!
Okay, Chase, just run, just run, you got this.
Get him, get him, get him!
Stay around, I'm gonna crash out!
Oh my god, you didn't hold Q.
Yes!
Okay!
No, no, no, no, please!
No, no, no, no, please!
No, no, no!
GenC,
you need to
to fucking do one thing what is it hold cue okay now only I'm gonna need you to
tell Jin see that he's not allowed breathing for 30 seconds cuz he's
all this queue stop fucking breathing for 30 seconds you didn't hold the
fucking queue we would have kept the turn around then you fucking instigated
on me saying that I want you in sorry
all of that pent up aggression that you have cuz you're losing way into a bronze
I want you to take it all on Jinxie
He's pinging me, he's pinging me
He's questioning my pinging me this fuck
It's fine, it's fine, listen listen
Okay, so now listen listen
What we're gonna do here, Jinxie
Why the fuck are you on walls?
What?
Go dragon, go dragon
Cold, check this out
Okay, it's fine whatever
So listen, onee onee we need mid priority
WON'T YOU JAG ONEE
I
Come in come in come in
I'm coming
Okay, you guys can fight only it's gonna be small in three seconds. I've won. Yes. Yes. Here we go. Here we go
what you're gonna see that's a bit of a crash out he didn't he didn't know this
cute he didn't okay okay only only Jinx he didn't hold this cute two times what's
two times 30 60 seconds of no breathing Jinxie and now listen now to make him
feel even worse when you do is only this pent up aggression that you have
because you're losing way to a bronze syndrome take it out
Jamesy stop f***ing laughing you're saluting the game.
No, help, help, help, help.
Okay, Jamesy?
One, One, One, you have 26 seconds while you are dead.
Play your duo fast.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Jamesy, are you checking the person?
Oh, no, no, no, please believe me.
I am pressing TAS and I see zero and two.
Are you playing this game, single player?
It's all you do, fun creeps and that's all you do, the thing.
But, zero and two, but I have 100.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Lock in.
Okay, so now listen, this is what we're gonna have to do.
One, buy some items.
We need some fucking items right now.
Jynxie?
Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie.
You better lock the fucking point,
because right now I'm your coach,
and One is seeing this, and it's embarrassing for me.
So you need to lock the fucking...
The fight's poorly on you.
I know, I understand that, I understand that.
Dude, he came all the way from Germany on 100 ping
to help you in your adventure,
and you're letting him down, man!
I know I'm sorry.
Gency please.
You could be unboxing fucking Karmahabits!
Stop, I'm literally leaving!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Don't talk about cases.
Lock in.
Okay, okay.
Alright, so now this is what we're gonna do.
Okay, Gency, talk to Bot Folk here.
And then afterwards you're gonna recall,
and you're gonna look on the heralds, okay?
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir.
Alright, guys, how about we make things interesting?
Whoever ends this game with more deaths
No!
You're right, you're right, you're right.
Fuck!
Like, we need to rock the fucking onay!
No, you're the one selling!
So, JC, after the rock, you're gonna look bot.
Okay.
Onay, listen.
Fuck this shit, bro.
Do you want me to look right there or no?
It's because my mid lane is getting brutally moffed.
I teleport, I teleport.
No, okay, so you know what?
Dank mid!
Go mid!
JC, go mid!
Onay!
Your jungler's coming to help you.
I'm teleporting.
You better use your abilities properly.
Here we go, JC.
Okay, JC.
JC, double you now!
Jinxie double you now and then all of her
She's gone, she's gone right?
She's gone, she's gone, she's gone
That's fun, that's fun
Okay, so now this we're gonna do
Jinxie you're gonna recall by your item
Onee, farm up, okay?
I got you college
You like Sungjin move from soul leveling
It's so tough
Who the fuck is Sungjin?
Wait, what did you say Jinxie?
Bro, okay, okay
Don't worry, it doesn't matter
four kills come on okay so now jing see why the fuck are you running but are you
taking the piss you see don't this is he taking the piss be honest
no he's taking the fucking shit on a that's not even the piss that's the shit
jing so okay only walk up he needs you know what are away all the way you can't
fight this okay okay now walk to your
clients you got this
alright only farm up farm up this
army farming farming farming farming I'm rich right now I'm gonna check this out
coach okay I'm looking at it this doesn't mean this doesn't mean this
Fizz on me, Fizz on me.
I'm gonna just fight and fight him!
Ahhhhh!
Nice!
Nice, MC!
No, Oni, what are we doing?
Our duo gets a kill.
Uh, we congratulate him, GC.
Good fucking job.
You're the GOAT.
There you go.
Good!
Now we're establishing communication.
So guys, remember, when you frame your duo,
you need to also congratulate him to give him Stockholm Syndrome.
That way he never duels with anyone besides you.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, it does make sense.
Yo, coach, did you see what I typed?
What I typed? Did you see what I typed?
Show me, what did you type?
I said, well played, Vin, and are you done?
No, that's what I like to see.
That's what I like to fucking see.
Only when you tell her to open the enemy jungler.
I mean, we're over-dragged.
Come on, come on.
One, One, drag, drag, drag.
Coming, drag, coming, drag.
OK, no, no, there's a bit of an issue.
One almost has zero mana.
So One, you're just going to auto-attack the dragon
to not miss abilities.
Okay, now listen, keep fighting this, you got this.
After the dragon, Jinzy.
Oh, we're getting attacked, we're getting attacked!
No, second the dragon!
Okay, Jinzy, you need to get this fight!
Nice, Uncle!
Okay, good, good.
So now listen, Jinzy, go cromp,
Onay, push one wave mid, reset.
Gotcha, baby.
Onay's looking good, I'm not gonna lie,
I'm not gonna lie.
Yes, bro, we're locked, we're locked, we're locked.
Come on.
We win late game, Jinzy, we win late game, Deluxe.
Guys, is your duo ship a Lamborghini?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
It fucking must because it looks pretty good under the hood right now, do you understand?
Mark, try to put it on the lookout, stay fast.
Okay, so, yeah, Jyncey, you're gonna go to Murch Hats, get Murch Hats.
What's my second item? What's my second item? The big one? What's the next one? Next one? Next one?
Fucking no! What?
What in the hell you knew?
Fuck, uh, this one.
Okay, good. There we go, that's a nice item. I like to see that.
There's two enemies.
Ok, so listen, Ok go top, help JC, help JC!
Top, top!
Coming, coming, coming, coming, coming top!
Ok, JC you're going to fight this.
Ok, come, come, come!
Face, face, face, face!
Face, face, face, face!
Oh my god, what the fuck!
Ok, just keep fighting, keep fighting this sketch.
Oh my god, done, done, done!
I don't think we can get him back for this.
Hold Q, hold!
Oh
Okay, no, no, let me ask you guys a question because this is a democracy
Who deserves to breathe less the guy that didn't hold cue or the guy that walled off his own fucking teammate from getting a kill
We killed that fizzy-fizz no
Who deserves less to breathe
Jeezy going going going
Uh, Jamesy, go farm your camps, go farm your camps, go farm your camps.
Okay, so you know what we're gonna do is we're gonna go wolves.
Onee, listen, we're gonna need to lock the fucking right now.
Yes, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Yes, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Listen, but you're not locked in enough!
Get your fucking lamp out!
Get your lamp out and put it up to your face while you wait!
You need to mob the enemy Syndra!
And my understud!
Oh, no!
I don't fucking do that, I don't fucking do that!
You have to Onee, you have to, it's the only way.
What?
Okay, yes, yes, hold on to your face Onee and then recall!
Hold the lamp to your face while you recall. I'm looking! Yes! Good! Good!
What type of fucking coaching is this?
Do I go by middle? Do I go by middle?
Yeah, now you're good. Okay, you just ult your mark.
So now, Jeng-C, you're gonna have to walk bot. Get the grand bot bot. This is looking good for us.
And also, Jeng-C. Jeng-C, let me ask you a question.
Did the Karate Kid ever question the teachings of Sensei Dojimoto?
Yes or no?
No.
No he didn't.
So you better never fucking say what the fuck that was about to say.
This is gonna be dead.
This is gonna be dead.
This is gonna be dead.
This is gonna be dead.
This is gonna be dead.
We can get him.
We can get him.
Uh, Mikan.
Jinxie, go farm your crugs.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
now let's go and bring you down for the best
come on guys
around
come on guys
jing see can we do the baron have you done that before
have you done that
now no no no no jing see let me ask you a question
if i said maybe you can look for the baron
why the f*** do you not look smite
i can't get above the baron it's too fat
I'll kill you
Oh, I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a smite
I'm gonna be a true smite
Oh
I know, I jinxed you, I'll listen to you
I'll listen to you
I'll listen to you
I'll listen to you
W R her
W, if you W then R gives more range
Yes?
Oh, Ney
Oh, Ney, I'm gonna run and
TAKE
FUCK
Fuck
H, god damn it
She's not, she's not
My bad, my bad, coach, my bad
It's fine, it's fine
Do we go back or no?
Do we go back or no?
No, no, you can't take more
You can't take more
But it's okay
Oh, Ney, you don't need to apologize
I'm used to you disappointing me with your walls. So
No, we're gonna do JC that first and then after you look on the walls, okay coach. I'm gonna get the tower
Okay, that's what I like to see a second only pixel has just hit the mid tower
So now listen here
What?
Oneh
I don't know what that one is
Just look at the recall, it's okay
Reconning?
Okay, okay
Yes, recall, this is me
I want to fight him
So I need a little more
Yeah, you know what?
Sandline, Sandline
You're only missing a hundred
Go! Go!
That's really the best
Go, look at my CS
Yep, now hold tab
Hold tab
Okay
How much does it say?
There you go
You have 40 CS more than your mid lane
So Oneh
Because you're getting LCS by 40
You're not allowed breathing for 40 seconds
Starting now
Jinx, you count it out
Right now, right now, right now
right now right now no no no no no no
jimsy count it out so who knows
3, 4, 5
okay now only if all you're not breathing
i want you to hold up the lamp to your face
so that you can mark them
you need to mark them jimsy keep counting
i wasted my smite on the
FUCK
okay look into the camera man
look into the camera
i need to make sure that you're not breathing
okay good
alright that's good okay good put the lamp down
This is good
I'm gonna breathe again!
Oh, wow.
I'm gonna be honest, that's my dad.
I didn't even realize it was only dragon.
But this is good.
Oh, no, it's not!
It's not! It's not! It's not! It's not!
Only hit the fucking dragon!
Only the dragon!
She got it!
I'm like, what?!
Next down, next down, next down, next down!
Fuck, man!
the drag guys we don't need the drag we need the drag we don't need the drag we don't need the drag right
FUCK
guys we got four kills we don't need the drag we don't need the drag we don't need the drag
no no no listen onay it's like an adjun you you give us an ice cream but then you shit them over
then started putting sprinkles are we supposed to be happy now that we're eating ice cream
it's my bad dog
fuck
but listen dude if it's your bad then say sorry to your duo
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Bravo, Bravo, you're good.
I don't speak Chinese!
I'm Spanish!
Come on, guy, you got this.
Alright, so now, Jynxie, talk to our folks here, you're going to look on the rock.
This is actually the most intense game of League of Legends, the human history, lock the fucking door.
Yes, but I'm telling you it's fucking good.
Oney, we're going to need walking, you're doing good though, bro.
I'm telling you it's like it's sort of rough, but now you're fucking opening that centra's mouth,
And it's a Grand Canyon as you let loose inside of it. Does that make sense?
Yes, it does. It's an almost barren time. What do we fucking fuck around now?
Um, okay, so Jinxie, you're gonna finish your talk about Folk Clear.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I'm good.
Okay, so Jinxie, finish your Folk Clear, and then you guys are gonna look for a setup play together.
So now I'm not gonna-
Jinxie, Jinxie, I'm up!
Never mind, never mind, you're good, you're good.
Okay, so now listen, what I'm gonna do now is I'm not gonna talk for the next two minutes.
Oh.
You guys need to talk to each other.
Let each other know what's happening.
I have act I have act we could initiate on Zyndra
What you want to go bottom of what?
Do you get double blue double do you get double blue yes, right? Yes, so so
Really, I'm gonna get way in the middle careful Zyndra jinx. Yeah, I need your help low-key. We can get her right now
I'm a come back. I'm back. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine
You fucking W you can kill him man!
Flash ult, flash ult, onay help him, onay help, ult, ult, yes!
Hold Q, hold Q, you mother fucker!
You mother fucker!
Okay it's fine, okay the block is coming, the block is coming James, I got you!
Okay go burn, what are your walls?
He flashed over that bro. Jesus Christ. That's my bad dog. That's my bad
Fuck oh my god
How do we do without the culture? How do we do? How do we do? I'm gonna be honest. It was fucking fine. Oh
O-N commissioned
Yeah
What is that?
What?
I got him
Hey, but why are you in that jungle no front am I nuts I
Didn't order pizza dude fuck
Shit wait, so James. So you're telling me that you're about to order a fucking pizza
That's just gonna make you enter a fucking food coma. No, you're gonna order a fucking steak
Okay deal
All right, I'm not gonna have a dork ass with a steak might taste like a fucking shoe. I'm not gonna like you
I don't give a fuck how it tastes. I give a fuck that you're not holding your goddamn cue
You don't deserve to be happy while you eat. You deserve to feel like shit. I didn't order you you don't fuck it
Jinxie no door dashing
You're gonna go downstairs after this game and you're gonna eat stale bread as punishment for not holding your cue
Yo Jinxie if one more time I hear Danfus after one of our five say
Hold W hold Q
It can't be that hard bro. Well, we just want to be in the champs. I'm not gonna lie. Call me nuts
Is it not?
Is it not?
Is it not?
Maybe you should try it in the champ
Because you've walled me off!
Why the fuck did you say you're gonna die?
What have you said, my ulti-man?
What have you said, my ulti-man?
Have you lost your mind?
Guys!
You have the walling skills to fucking delinquent child!
I saved you one time!
And I secured a kill the other time!
I'll be taking the piss!
Enough!
We are on the same team, guys.
No fuck that!
What?
JINSEE! Do you wanna get iron one or not?!
JINSEE I'm sorry!
I do! I need it!
I'm sorry JINSEE!
I know this guy's your mid laner!
So you better fucking watch you!
I'm not the fucking...
No you're not... you're not laughing!
Why the fuck are you laughing when you're not watching?!
No, no, no! Vavik, Vavik, Vavik!
You can find Vavik, Vavik!
And you better watch your fucking dumb-
I'll make you fight whatever my means.
This is it! Go in, go in! This is the...
Focus face!
And JIN, JIN, JIN, JIN!
Yes, yes, yes, JINSEE!
I've got the wannabes! I've got the wannabes!
He's watching
Wait, who do we try to kill that was not Jin he was a tanky who was that?
Okay, guys the reason why you lost that is because Jin see you used all your abilities
on the fucking tank! NON!
Did we all focus Garen?
Did I wall it?
Yes! Yes!
Hey dude, it's like you're getting invaded by a country and they have tanks
and you're fucking having these sharp sticks
and you said
I'd be honest, coach!
I was trying to...or the gin
and I missed
I'm not gonna lie
Then how about not fucking missing?
I was trying to wall in the gin
in did I wall in the garbant couch okay so now listen this is the only way
jingsy I wanted to apologize to onay and do a little like thumb boy voice be like
I'm sorry daddy onay and talk to him like that for the next two minutes as
punishment daddy onay I'm sorry for failing you papa you're good kid next
time okay onay how does that make you feel now oh better better better now I
know at least I don't know now it's like I don't understand I don't know bro like
Like you need to look in there.
No, only this way we're gonna do.
Now you're gonna say,
and you're gonna make whipping sounds,
and every time you make one of those,
Jinxie's gonna say, ah, okay?
Boom.
Okay, yo.
Wait, will this help us?
Wait, no, no, what are we doing right now?
Yes, Baker did this.
Oh, yeah.
Baker did this.
Are we badass?
Are we badass?
Yeah, no, exactly.
Baker did this.
Yep, that's true.
It's part of the SKT training regimen
Okay, so now listen, we're gonna have to work on the balance you guys can balance
Start now, the jungler's-
Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron
You and I, you and I, you and I, you and I
Jinx, you guys are sour, Baron
Okay, we're gonna fucking do all this shit, okay?
Come on, come on, oh, their vision is fine, come on
Okay, okay, listen, if the enemy team comes, you guys seem back off
But it doesn't look like they've-
I can ward them off, Jinx, if they come I can ward them off
If they come I can-
I don't fucking know what's up, fucking ward them
I don't know how to stop your mom!
I don't trust that Jinxy!
Do you have flash or no?
Oh no! Oh no!
Wild the entrance snow!
Now! Oh no!
What the fuck? Oh no!
Oh no!
Okay.
We're setting up a defensive perimeter.
Keep hitting it.
Now Jinxy!
I'm dead!
Oh no.
No, no, no, it's Jinx!
It's it, it's it, it's it, it's it!
Jinx, he's going to die now!
Jinx, I swam, God, I swam.
Onee, Onee, listen, I'm fighting about one seconds early, and I've sold the entire match, because of this.
Okay, so, yes, Onee, essentially what happened there is instead of ulting the Garen, Jinxie ulted out of the pit,
and then afterwards he flashed back in the pit, missed his smite, and then Fizz got the Baron, and then he died.
How many hours do you have on the skin?
I'm just a teammate for the first time.
I'm experiencing this for the first time.
How do you feel?
I'm going to be honest.
Same things like that.
It's like witnessing a nuclear bomb go off in your hometown.
You can't do anything except just watch in horror as you accept the absolute horrible things that are
I'm watching you I'm watching you
Okay, Jinx you were all watching
What the fuck are you?
Okay, okay, hold you Jinx. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
It's
Okay, I'll try I'll try but he oh my okay
You have 20 seconds up only start doing it now and jinx you know how you need to ask
I don't want you to put effort and energy into those months. Oh nice start
FUCCHOW FUCCHOW FUCCHOW
AHH
AHHH
FUCCHOW FUCCHOW FUCCHOW
FUCCHOW FUCCHOW FUCCHOW FUCCHOW FUCCHOW FUCCHOW FUCCHOW FUCCHOW FUCCHOW
FUCCHOW
AHH
That's right
Don't do that shit again bro
No, let me ask you, JXC, did you enjoy that? Yes or no?
Yes, wait
FUCCH
Then we can't do it anymore
You're supposed to not enjoy it
Coach, how do we win? Talk to me
okay listen what we're gonna need to do is we're gonna lock in guys group med now
jinx you need to type group med now and then start spam pinging you guys are
gonna go for a 5v5 as long as you don't monumentally fuck this up you still
have an easy way of winning this game I'm telling you we got this we got this
we have to team fight we have to listen I can't even tell you jinxy but you
found a way to and every single one of the other fights I swear we have to team
We have to team fight women.
Okay, look on the dragon! The dragon! The dragon!
What's happening guys? Go! You guys got this!
Fight the dragon! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Get face! Get face!
Oh my god. Jengzee, hold fucking Q.
Jengzee, hold Q.
Okay, keep going. Okay, now go mid!
Mid, mid, mid! No chase, no chase mid.
Jengzee, you didn't hold Q again.
You didn't hold Q again, by the way.
Can it be that half press one button during the fight?
I don't know what I said.
Hard guys, it's hard.
Oh
Aren't you doing it wait are we gonna get back line?
No, no, you got to get just keep this great. This is great. You see it's five feet
We just keep pushing pushing right coach. Yes, keep pushing. Keep working on him in
Jinx, I'm gonna walk on it. We need to help me here. Here we go. Here we go. He's one
Shrek them shrek them shrek them shrek them shrek them he's done
Okay, now keep pushing keep pushing
I did it
Okay, go ahead keep going keep going keep going keep hitting the turrets. This is good. That's what we like to see
Oh, no, oh God, okay
Okay
I just fucking sold out
I'm watching Jameson on a pixel or T1 faker and owner. I don't know what's
What's happening now?
This is probably one of the most...
No, like, listen, you can blush if you want, bro,
but I'm just speaking the fucking facts.
I like the newspaper.
Ha ha ha!
Louis.
Oh my gosh.
So that was insane, JX.
You and I, look at...
JX, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me.
Are you dancing?
Yes, bro. Yes, slash dance.
Listen, push, man, and then afterwards,
20 seconds on Baron.
We want that Baron.
JX, why the fuck are you dancing?
Oh, sorry, stop, stop, stop.
Burn! Baron, go Baron. Okay, now push one more wave. One more wave and then Baron.
One more wave and then Baron, Jinxie. All eyes on the target.
Okay, Jinxie, already you subbed. Okay, wait.
Here we go, here we go! Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, it's time!
No, no, no, fast! No, no, no!
Okay, now Jinxie, you cannot fuck this up.
Jinxie, you fucking piece of shit!
If I see Danse again, you're gonna be fucking dancing.
We're like the half of firing squad.
We're going to get you.
All right, let's go.
OK.
I'll have to get back.
Oh, no.
Oh, my god.
OK.
I'm getting fucked up.
Back, back, back.
OK.
Oney, it's all on you, bro.
It's all on you, bro.
This is all you.
I killed Jen.
I killed Jen.
I killed Jen.
I killed Jen.
I killed Jen.
I killed Jen.
I killed Jen.
I killed Jen.
I killed Jen.
I killed Jen.
I killed Jen.
We need to build the wall!
Fuck!
What the fuck was that?
Stop, stop, I'm nervous, I'm nervous.
I go back, I go back, I go back.
Oh my god, okay.
We call, we need to...
We got Baron!
Yes, that's good, that's good.
You guys said great, you guys said great.
Bro, Oney, I'm not gonna lie.
I think we're gonna win this game, bro.
We will, we will.
I'm gonna be so dead after this.
We will, we will, we will, we will.
Jinxy, but all eyes on the prize.
One bad teamfight we lose, bro.
Right, Gantus?
Jinxy, yes, exactly.
Exactly. That's why you guys see a group med right now.
Okay, now listen.
You guys are gonna spam ping, and you guys are gonna group med.
Guys, please.
This is what we need. Yes, yes!
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming.
Submit two meds, submit two meds.
Listen, I need you all to come and shove it in.
You need to come shove it in, and then afterwards go insane on all five of them.
Does that make sense?
Yep, I'm gonna jump.
Okay, Oni, get ready to follow up.
Okay, okay, no
Yeah, you guys can so hope now Jamesy type code minions type kill minions
Get this one you see good I'm gonna
Outside just in case my neighbor's are hearing this give me one second. Oh, no
Yes, yes
Okay, I've never seen anything like this
Jynxy, one bad teamfight and it's over. You need to lock in. Hold W, hold Q, whatever your champion does. I don't know what it does. You're worried. You're the fucking wolf. You're the wolf. Lock in.
Yep. Jynxy, you're the wolf of the Biddy's Mansion. Do you understand?
Whoa, whoa!
Oh, yeah.
What are you?
now yeah listen it's a it's an insider thing only just trust the guy I gotta
trust her okay so what we need now five med just start oh wait actually the
dragon Jinxie hold up when is that dragon spawning it's 20 seconds okay you
guys see you go on the dragon you guys seem to the dragon go to the dragon the
Trindas winning
I need the wave
We're fine. Trindas low though.
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
I don't know if I have 30 seconds coach.
Okay, Jynx is fucking...
Please! W Morgana!
W Morgana!
VAS!
Oh no.
Okay guys, guys, guys, listen.
Get the Jynx!
Jynxy, Jynxy!
Get the Jynxy!
Careful, careful!
What the fuck!
Okay, wait.
10 seconds for neck, I'm going to wait.
GenC, go, go, go, go, yes!
Jace, yes!
Yes!
You got it, GenC!
You got it!
Jace, E!
E!
E!
E!
3 seconds for neck, 3 seconds for neck!
E!
E!
E!
E!
E!
E!
E!
E!
E!
E!
Hold Q, hold Q!
I'm coming, GenC.
Hold Q, hold Q, hold your fucking Q, GenC.
So, oh my god, you fucking hold that.
You motherfucker, you fucking motherfucker!
Go to the dragon, go to the dragon.
Go do the dragon
Jynxie if I open your shaman I see
Minions and I was born
Minions and I was born
Jynxie
Jynxie
Do you like that fucking twerk?
Do you fucking face it out?
Or else only pixels gonna fly up to the states?
I got you down
Okay
I'm not done
Hey hey hey coach!
Coach!
Yes yes
I'm sorry
Not a Maktan
I need to go back face
I need to go back face coach
Yep
Guys go back face
Man that was good
Oh no
Okay this is good this is good
This is what we need to see right now
Right now it's so I can get it so I can get it right now if I die. I'm gonna break my monitor
Help okay
Get out of the egg get out of the egg
Why were you in a
Oh my god
Cry
Okay, listen, when we feel like crying, what do we do as men?
Cry?
No, we start mugging. Hold the lamp up to your face right now while you're respawning. Jinx, you try to run. Jinx, you try to run.
Okay, this is good. This is good. Okay, only keep it right there. Yes, Jinx, you're gonna recall. Go back, Med.
When you guys respawn, go back.
Get that damn lamp out of your face!
No!
Keep it down. Okay, it's saying it's a fucking respawn. It's all you're all funding for the respawn
We need maximum or for the Baron if we don't have maximum fucking law then why the fuck are we even playing this game?
Okay, now put the lime down and walk towards the Baron fast, please
Please!
Bro, I'll look for the rest of the game now, we've got over the rest of the game.
No, it's like two minutes, it's two minutes.
Now, Jyncey, take the crab.
Jyncey, you want those crabs, baby?
If we don't get the stamina, it's over.
Yep.
Okay, spray.
Jyncey, you must be on spring break in Florida the way you love those crabs.
The Zomite sense.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Okay, so now listen, go mid.
I don't know, yes.
Mid.
Mid.
Mid!
Mid!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, push push push. I'm scared
Jinx, are you scared? I'll be honest. I'll be honest one back. You die you lose. I'm not joking. Oh, no. Oh, no
No, it's fine. It's you two against the world. It's okay. I guess the world
Okay
We do
We need a team fight now do we wait for trimmer do we wait for trimmer?
Yeah, we might have to we might have to back back back back back back back back back maybe
Let's wait for trunner bro. Let's wait for trunner now
Yep, Jin see you can recall now Jin see by the elective iron
I'm scared on this on everything. I'm scared. Okay, Jin see your duo is scared
Start holding his hand and tell him it's all gonna be okay. No, I can stroke it a little bit if you need me to know
Yeah, we're gonna lose the game. Jinx. I'm not joking
James you don't want to walk up bro, you do not walk up here
Don't just call me nuts correct me from around but we need to wait until everyone is respawned then we team fight
No, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
It's like think of it this way guys. It's like you kidnapped someone and now you're trying to see here
Here comes, but you need to wait until they're fully asleep. That's like your team
We need to wait until they're fully respawned or else if we go before them
Oh, turn us going in
No, sit back stand at the turrets the turrets the turrets
We can get him
Oh man, alta
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
I can't get the face he fucked up his wall again Jinx
You missed your wall
No, no, no, no, hey coach, coach
He fucking jumped over the wall, bro
With a fucking jabobo stick
Okay
Okay, just back up, just back up
Have him, have him, have him, have him, have him, have him, have him, have him, have him
Got it
No, just back up
I got you
Fuck back
Okay
Okay, sit under the chair now
Your turnmary is coming back
Back to the first game ever player
Jinxy
Okay
If we dive into his insta
And I have to ult the centra
So I'm gonna I'm gonna wall one in this one in this one
Okay, listen Jensie what fun alter on the sender on a ball and oh my god
Jensie posh way posh way posh
Oh my gosh!
Got one dead? No it's not.
Okay, Oney just lived. You can clear the minion waves. You can hold your the last sign of defense.
Get the objective!
Nice, you're not a bad guy.
oh wait wait okay listen onate do not walk up just focus on running the minions
just kill all the minions it's you guys against the world right now but i think you have what it takes
i'm back in one okay listen uh jimmy for the next 20 seconds i want you oh no sounds like a
okay never mind oh yeah scratch off scratch off okay
I'm not even joking I'm a skattish fuck coach what are they doing what wow
the enemies listen listen it's okay just trust me you guys are the main
characters so the protagonists you guys have plot armor it's fine
I need this wave
One more wave one more wave. Don't die Jinx. He don't die
I'm gonna be honest though. It's like right now your guys's clash tower is on 30 HP
I knew and he just dropped his full elixir. Does that make sense?
Dragon spawned. Oh, no. I need item. I need item
What's the game plan right now wait for teamite in our base, right?
Listen you guys have to get the elder dragon, but then it's like you guys need to get on your hands and knees and start praying
So every god that there is on the planet. Do we go? I don't know what it's going to do. No, no, no
No, you can't do this. What's he doing?
Okay, James, you just keep on his focusing every time this I'm about to lose my mind
It's okay. I mean listen listen
You can do listen only you are the greatest and to be a player to ever walk this fucking planet
You understand? It doesn't matter if you're 10 years of fucking reject. You got this, bro
Your champion can hold one versus one million in your base. You have this listen both you walk back
What you are experiencing right now is how the battle of 300 felt you're watching the 15,000
Persians walking to the gates and you know that if they get to your village
Everyone will die your parents will die your children will die your wives will die
It is only up to you and only you too. Come on you can save
We saw man in the base you guys you hope if you don't hold this no one know it's all on you
Hold hold hold hold
hold!
hold!
hold!
keep going
hold it hold it hold it
hold it hold it
k k k k
wait
there might be a chance
no no no no
minions minions
minions
minions
minions minions
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh no, I'm fucking love you, honor!
How we laugh, Jinxy?
That's just what's the game plan.
How can we turn around this game?
How?
Oh my god, what have we done?
What have we done?
Okay, Jinxy.
First off, what item are you building?
Show me.
No, sell the component there, though.
Sell the component in your inventory.
Sell it.
Sell it.
Yep, that.
Sell.
Sell.
Sell.
Sell.
Sell.
Sell.
Sell.
Sell.
Sell.
Sell.
self, self, self, self, self, okay.
So now-
Relax!
Shut up!
Everyone is dead, don't test, don't test,
what do we do?
Everyone is dead, do we push middle of a-
So now listen, listen, this is what we're doing.
Jinxie, you need to farm 100 gold
and then you buy Guardian Angel.
You guys are doing great right now.
I think you're trying to soloing the fucking Baron.
Where's Guardian Angel?
Where is that?
Where is that?
Come here, come over the Baron.
Okay, I'm starting an Angel!
It's over here, there you go, there you go!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, you guys can actually do this.
Dantes, what do I say? What do I buy?
I can sell an item, no boots.
Oh, Onay, back up. You're full about the Onay.
You just back up.
Back up, you're too far right now, Onay.
So now, GenC. GenC.
Buy the Guardian Angel, and then you guys wait in your base
until the turrets respawn.
Let's do this.
You still have a fucking chance.
You still have a chance.
We're gonna wait.
Turrets can respawn? I don't even know that.
This is the most cinnamon game ever.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, GenC.
Well, Milwaukee, they can respawn.
Okay, so now guys, sit in front of your Nexus.
Just sit in front and do not move if they start hitting the inhibitors then you need to contest some on it, okay?
Trunna's top solo on scared
Trunna's top solo on scared
Why the fuck is he there?
No, don't test, no.
He's losing you the game right now.
No!
He's losing you the game.
No!
Okay, it's fine. Stand base.
Jengzee do not go to him.
What is she doing?
It's fine. Just sit and base, sit and base.
Okay, your guys inhibitory spawn.
Nice, nice.
Okay, listen guys turn them maybe cookin
I think your chin mirrors retarded you need to stall you need to stall he wants to be the hero right now
Just he's coming he's coming. No, he's not he's not he's a piece of shit. He's a fucking scumbag
Listen, it's fine. Just hold hold the inhibitors jinx. He won't come have some presence try to hold the inhibitors
But don't walk up too far. Don't get in the range. Do not get in the range
He's back going you just have a hold just kill the enemies make sure they do not hit your nexus
Oh my gosh.
JC up again!
We got it!
It's fine, it's fine.
You're about to have the talent.
JC on top!
JC plus W on top!
Oh man! JC!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh my fucking god!
How do we win this away?
Oh my fucking god!
It's 42. It's 42. Just push mid.
Push mid. You guys can end.
push man oh my god right now we have to end right now I'm coming I'm coming
in game and I will 50 lock in please lock in one mistake over only I'm gonna
have really only I'm gonna have 50 seconds to end we have 50 we have 50
seconds and jing see jing see fucking get close up pussy as much as the state
of mind I'm gonna try to walk on it I'm gonna try to walk on him yes yes just
Just fight, just fight, hit the turrets, the turrets, the turrets, nice, nice, E, Jinxie E, E!
Jinxie, hit the turrets, the turrets, you fucking asshole! Hit the end, end, end, end, end, end, end, end, end, end, end, end, end, end, end, end, end, end!
Hit the turrets, Jinxie motherfucker, if you don't hit the turrets, I'm gonna hit your fucking str-
I'm gonna fucking bash your brains in with-
I'M GONNA HIT THE NEXUS!
The Nexus! Oh no!
The Nexus! What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Jason, what the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
The fuck was that?
I'm sorry, neighbors, but I only fucked Jinx in the story of my game.
What the fuck?
We may be alive.
Dantez, what are my eyes?
Just witness.
Tell me you saw that.
Jinxy.
You're trying to miss practice.
Jinxy, what can be any beast?
You're trying to miss practice.
You're trying to miss practice.
Oh no. Oh no. No. No!
Dantas, tell me you're winning this game. Tell me you're winning this game. Tell me you're
winning this game, Dantas. Okay. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Please.
There might still be a chance, but Janksy, after this game, I want you to get on your
your hands in use and I want you to pretend like you're gonna fuck that fuck
we're gonna win this game Dennis we're gonna win this game for you just pray
please okay nice you need 10 seconds then maybe scare them I'm back in 10
I'm back in time okay it's fine on a you need to hold the nexus
first okay hold it hold it oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no don't say oh no bro this
is you this is all you only the right pass like to this one you got this this
This is you against the world.
Jengzee, have them!
On a fight! On a fight!
On a fight!
I'm fighting! I got too much damage!
No!
No!
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Jengzee.
I'm so sorry.
We had it.
We literally had it.
Okay, GenC, GenC, GenC, I know right now, I know right now how you're feeling, but I need you to re-watch what happened, both of you, I'm going to show a screen on the discord right now.
Do I want to see this or no, Dantas, and please be honest.
Dantas, I'm going to be honest, I think you have to.
Okay guys.
I'm joining.
Okay, so after 50 minutes of one of the hardest spot comebacks that I think
League of Legends could have ever had, it was all thrown away on one play. Only one
play and I want to show you guys what that play was. So over here you guys had
it. You guys destroyed the turrets, you were pushing mid. It's 4 versus 2 for
50 seconds all right you guys are watching right now look the turret is
standing we have the walls coming in we have the cues being thrown everything
being done right you guys are going in now Jin see this game this game came
down to matter of seconds and I want you to see just how much you deli
dialied here but you're walking around you walk up right I tell you had the
turrets here but you're walking around you're walking around you're hitting
in him I'm telling you I'm saying and and the fucking game only you too bro I
was saying only and the game and look what you guys are doing both of you
you're just walking around now here look at this it's 4v2 Jinxie they're on
One onee they're on him right he's dead
It's you and it's the Nexus
You have an item called guardian angel, which means that if you die you respawn, okay?
What you didn't say that
But look
So here when I'm screaming and the game when I'm screaming hit the Nexus nine when I'm screaming
I just know
Oh!
He told me to be in the fountain.
See.
I'm about to break my mouse.
What is that?
But listen, the craziest thing about this play is that the only way for your guardian angel to ever not revive you.
There is literally only one way ever that it doesn't revive you and it's if you dive the enemy fountain
So it means that if you would have just hit the Nexus here your team would have been full HP
You guys would have won the game and it would have been
JC
How did we fuck this up? Why did you jump?
into
The fucking phone bro
We played that one more time Nantes we played that one more time
Maybe we missed something maybe there was an issue GenC if you can guide us through this one
Okay, let's look at what happens
The turd the turd falls on a only is taking three BBC's up the ass bro
He's sitting there and he's tanking it for the team
He's giving it everything that he has, but it's not enough versus a garen and then it's here
We're watching point two five speed
Oh my god, oh my god
No, no
But why sorry, I just wanted to kill Jim
because I thought Jim was going to kill me before I could get the turret down.
I wanted to kill Jim and then just backdoor the Nexus from the fountain stairs.
Sorry guys.
Listen.
Sorry.
Listen, listen, listen.
Legitimately sorry guys.
Listen, listen.
In life, Jamesy, it's not about being sorry bro.
Because you can be sorry from now until tomorrow until next month until next year.
You could cry yourself to sleep every night. You could overthink
Every single day you could sit there Jinxie and you could not even function for the next year because of how sorry you are
But is that gonna make only pixel get his fucking LP?
Is you being sorry gonna get you to iron one?
Is you being sorry gonna get you to bronze and then silver and then gold?
Is that what it's going to do, Jinxie? Or is you being better going to accomplish and achieve all those things?
Is you sitting here and telling Oni pixel right now, Oni, I fucked up, but I will not fuck up again.
I let you down once, Oni, and I will not let you down again!
I'm hearing the fuck up and dominating your next game!
How does that sound instead of being sorry?
I got bad news. That sounds bad. Because I'm out.
Dad.
Wait, you have to go?
Yes. No, I don't. But that's 55 minutes.
five minutes we had it we had it we had it on a listen man listen me right now
yeah right now if you ended off on this right here then you are sitting here and
you are essentially saying Jinxie I know it's bad but I will never give you the
opportunity to make it better so right now even though it's on Jinxie it's also
on you because you you need to give him the opportunity to show you what he's
capable of do you understand Jinxie can you hear me this next game if we cure
another one we won't let it go down to fifth minutes but if we do we have to
all listen to dentists I fucked up you fucked up we all fucked up that
trundermere fucked up you also made it possible though you made it possible I
made it possible we all made it possible that you don't win games Zulu but we
need to listen to dentists and if he says hit the Nexus we have to hit the
Nexus and then we win and then we win he's challenger we're fucking your
iron hey hey hey come on dude why say come on dude bro it's like saying the
sky is blue you are iron I get a water than me cure alright I get a water than
me cure but this is my last game this is my last game because I may get a
victory already I okay I know screaming in this place jinxie let's not have a
reason to scream it is Monday on a Sunday it's fine my neighbors are like
Okay, maybe it's party. It is Sunday. My it is Monday. My neighbors are not the youngest
I can't do this to them. We have to now is about for this next one. I can't scream
Listen, don't give me a reason to scream. Please don't give me a reason to scream. We got this. Yes. I'm listening
Okay, I don't give a fuck if your neighbors die of a heart attack
Because of how loud you scream you sit there and you give this game the most energy you've ever given anything in your life
Do you understand me? We need only pixel the fucking rank one CS go case destroyer
And we need Jamesy the 2023 gamer of the year to sit here and lock the fuck
All right, I'm gonna I'll get a water do is I'm gonna stare at a tree for a couple of minutes
No, I'm coming into oncoming traffic, and then I'll be back ready to play JC
We take a quick look at some fresh air we got we get air and we get water. Okay. No vaping. No vaping. Please. No, baby
I don't think I don't think come on see please. I know I know I swear. All right. Yeah, baby, baby
Fuck
Guys be honest with me
Do you think that this next game they're gonna have it yes or no?
I'm going to be real with you. I genuinely think Jinxian on a pixel could be the next saviors of
NA or Europe genuinely like they could sit there and
Destroy Korean and Chinese teams bro and the pro league of legends setting and ways that nobody else ever could
But they need to be able to sit here and they need to be able to lock it in now the question is will they be able to?
What do we think?
Genuine delusion, let me ask you guys a question.
If you could choose one person to have in your corner, as you sit there and you try
to go for one of the most monumental undertakings of your life, would you rather have a guy
that tells you you can't do it, realistically it's not within reach, or you know what, I'm
I'm going to be honest, I don't think you're cut out for this, or would you rather have
a guy telling you that if you reached for the fucking stars, you would touch the moon?
What would you guys rather have?
It's like, I don't give a fuck if you guys think it's delusion, because they have what
it takes.
They could have won that game.
Nobody thought when there was triple open nexus and the enemy team had soul and elder,
nobody thought that they could hold, but they almost brought it back and I'm telling you,
This is how faker and owner felt when they met each other.
Like they sat there, bro, and they realized that there was something about the two of
them together that was just impossible to crack.
It's like an egg made out of diamonds.
It doesn't crack.
And the thing is that when it comes to Jinxian on a pixel, right, the only reason why they
cracked is because they allowed themselves to pierce the inside but if
they just don't do that I'm telling you they could genuinely go 85% rate to
masters from this point easily with ease
Jingxi cracked One, he did. This game Jingxi cracked One, he did. He sat there, One just
wanted to chill, he wanted a good time, and Jingxi cracked the fuck out of him. But the
thing about it is that he won't do it again. Like when he's in his egg this time, he will
will not get cracked again, does that make sense?
Tell me guys.
Oh, nice.
Someone got banned.
We'll talk guys, do we make Jinxie first time Frank and sign yes or no?
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, sensei!
I'm listening, padawan.
I'm...
I had...
I had a long...
Why's my chat saying yes?
I'm I had I had a long why's my chat saying yes because I was asking if you should first time Frankenstein this game
Well, I just play ye
Sure, if you want to okay, but what are you saying bro?
I just want to apologize bro
There's something I need to tell you, bro.
You don't have to do that because there's only one way that you could ever let me down.
And it would be if you refused to get back up.
So even if you get knocked down, even if you get the shit kicked out of you, even if you
single-handedly throw a game and have your duo sit there in despair as he watches you
sell all your chances of winning after a 55-minute slumpfest where you had to come back
from the brink of destruction, and you and only you manage to make your team lose the
game because of a decision that you decided to take of your own volition.
Alright, hey, alright, relax a little bit, I'm iron, bro.
Okay, but it's like I was saying, right?
Even if that happens, right?
As long as you continue to get back up, and you stand back up, and you brush the dust off
your knees, and you say, you know what, let's go again, then you haven't let me down yet.
Okay, thank you.
What are you eating?
I'm eating pretzels with peanut butter and milk.
I'm protein maxing.
Where the fuck is the protein and not even that?
All of us protein, bro.
Pretz?
Neymar into the World Cup.
What?
Not in the World Cup.
Brazil 2026 World Cup squad.
Carlo Ancelotti announced his 26
named Brazil World Cup squad.
It's the name, our call is made.
What?
What?
That's crazy.
Chatbutt.
Is Portugal the team with Messi?
No, they have the best player in the world in their team.
Who?
Nuno Mendes.
I thought you were going to say Cristiano Ronaldo.
Isn't he Portuguese?
Miha.
It's not 2017, dude.
Who's Nuno Mendes?
Best player in the world.
Is he better than Lameenia Mal?
Yes.
Why don't you compete in the World Cup?
Because I'm fat.
So why don't you put the fucking pretzels down?
Bro, put a sock in it, and pretzels and peanut butter is not that bad.
that bad dude it's literally just wasted useless carbs yeah but I need to be
full for the next game so I don't launch on it well I mean like let's just hope
you don't launch into the enemy fountain no hey hey chat I know y'all like to
yank my chain and shit can we not talk about that like let's let that one go I
I don't want to talk about it.
I like just guys.
Let's act like it never happened because seriously, do that was a fucking hit.
Wait, was that only doing the heavy breathing?
OK, only what do you think about the fact that he said,
let's pretend that never happened?
How does that make you feel?
Yo, what did you say?
Jinx, he said, let's pretend that game never happened
and focus on the next one.
How does that make you feel?
I don't like it at all.
It doesn't look remotely possible to accomplish, because as soon as I said to let it go, my entire chat started spamming Fountain Fred.
GXC, please tell me we're winning this next game.
GXC, on everything that I love, this is my last game. We need to win this. We need to win this.
I will not let you go.
I don't even know.
That is have I won a single game since since since season 5 because I don't know if I have can you check with like
What's her username? It's stale stock 6x1 hashtag real have I won a single game since coaching everything?
Well, let me see stay on it run on it
Starring Johnny Johnny. Yes stale stock 6x1. What the fuck even as a stale story. I don't know was a fortnight default name
And I just took it
Let's have a look at it.
So look at season 6.
In season 6, you actually had a good win rate on the lousy,
OK?
Season 7, you won one game.
In season 8, you didn't play at all.
In season 9, you didn't play at all.
In season 10, you didn't play at all.
In season 11, you didn't play at all.
In season 12, you had a positive win rate on the lousy.
in season 13 you also won
you can about me by the way
yes Dantas
but for me once I make a big mistake like that
I never make that same mistake again
Jinxie I actually trust you on that
I've seen proof of why you don't do that
like your chess games you're fucking
uh uh
no actually no
That is I need a lot of the fuck are you saying over there, bro?
That is I need an invite, bro.
Yep. Okay. So this is what we're going to do this game. Okay.
Oh, Nate, you're going to play top lane a lot with nine, nine, nine.
This is the only time where I go against the coach.
That is I have to win a game with my main where I absolutely stop on.
I need to be a bro.
But it's not a big you have more games on the law.
We and you haven't stopped a single game on a new year in the last few years.
Uh, stop, stop, Dantas, please.
I need to get a win on Anivia.
What if a coach beats up their players like that, you dickhead?
Jinksy, jinksy.
It would be like, imagine I'm coaching Messi,
and he tells me that he wants to play basketball against a brand new player.
What the fuck did I want that to happen?
No, bro, that's not what it's like, bro.
My name is...
Give me host, give me host.
How do I give you host?
I don't even know. How does he do it, Dantas?
I got you, fine.
Wait, wait, wait, before you Q, before you Q, done Tess, done Tess, I need to play Anivia,
imagine I only have Anivia, I am Anivia, I have no other option, I have Wings, I am
back, do I play Top or do I play Myth?
You know what, fuck it, we'll put you on top in this game, let me go to the bathroom
and then you and Jinxie Shadja, so I'll be back in my two minutes.
Let me analyze this, bro, okay?
Listen.
The last game is 100% my fault.
We can't go back into the past and reap the wind time.
That's not how life works.
You've got to cherish the moment and live in the moment.
The past is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
And today is a gift.
That's why they call it the present.
My point is, I'm never going to fountain dive like that ever again
because I'm not a piece of fucking human garbage.
Second, I'm no longer going to be on Warwick.
I'm going to be on Master of Yee.
So holding Q won't be a problem anymore
because then I could just tap Q and just splash on top of people.
Third, you are the goat, bro. All you gotta do is clean up your wall placements a little bit and I gotta clean up my queues and we're good to go, bro.
You are the goat. No, no, no, Jinxie. I wanna stop you when you said there was 100% your fault. It is never 100% only your fault, bro.
At least in my opinion. There was as well on me. There was like 0.5% on me. It was not 100% on you. It was like 99.5%.
But don't do that shit again, bro. If you go Master Yi, I don't know if you have to hold something there, bro.
If you have to hold Yi, if you have to hold W, just hold it, bro. Please just hold it.
Please just hold it.
Bro, hold it. I got it, bro. Don't worry.
We got this. Come on.
Who knows who fault it was? It was probably, you know, call it 70% my, maybe 30% you.
Or 60% me, 40% you. It doesn't matter, though, because at the end of the day, I didn't finish the game, okay?
I got to finish the game.
We're good. We're good. Jinxie, we are good and we will win this game. Okay. Oh, what are they doing?
Jinxie, I have played this game 12 years. No, no, no. I've played it a little bit ago,
like a few years ago and this champion at the bottom is completely useless. Call me nuts.
Chat, why are they putting that fucking cat bot lane? Oh, no.
Oh, chat, who is that? Who is the cat?
Jinxie? This thing at the bottom it just goes inside of you and does a little bit
more damage. Nothing else. It's completely useless. It's for people who want an AFK.
I'm not joking bro. They banned Master Yi so looks like they run back to our lane.
You want a dodge? We can dodge. No, it's good.
bro you're getting sniped or is he in or not?
I'm probably even fucking worse on fucking me
oh he took Warwick
alright they banned Master Yi and they picked Warwick
oh that means not right?
uh Jinxie?
wait you said they took Warwick
you guys are playing Warwick
Jinxie done test
I'm getting Shivas across my spine
is fine is that more the Kaiser playing top or no don't us yeah I'm gonna be
honest with you we might have a repeat of the Jinx the invitation all here wait
no no no don't do that's a love note I'm not sure that bro why's my chat saying
no no no I think maybe because the champion's like broken
I'm ready to play.
Teleport on fire.
Teleport I think, right?
Because I just have to farm.
Yeah, go teleport.
Because you won't be able to kill him, right?
So it's better if you take teleport, that way you can get to your lane.
I need your help on this.
What rooms?
What rooms?
Jinx, you go lethal tempo, yep, that one.
Okay, what do you need, One?
Your help.
I'm actually scared, I'm not joking, bro.
Like jokes aside, I'm scared.
Like this guy ruined my birthday, bro.
please
Let me ask you a question. You're sitting here saying that your nebius the greatest gift of humanity since sliced bread
And you're scared of a bronze mordecai, sir. What the fuck kind of player are you? Okay? You're right. You're right. You're right
Okay, I'm not gonna like right only listen bro. You gotta let bygones be bygones even though moist critical completely ruined
Doesn't matter because now you get a chance at redemption
This is your shot at redemption on a you got this shit, bro
Jinxie we got the shit. Oh gosh, okay
Have you ever played against it? Well, Jinxie have you ever played against a fat motor Kaiser asking for friend?
fad more yes yes yeah okay he just forces you to 1v1 him and then literally
gates you you're you're okay you know jing see jing see it doesn't matter how
much only gets spread open and based of like a turkey what matters is that you
just hold your fucking key okay
I want to play
You draw by Turo ring
Dante, Turo ring, Turo ring
Go Turo, go Turo, go Turo
Thank you, Poppy
Fuck
Should we do it in vain?
No, they're sniping
They- they- there's like
Yeah, I have them
Why, why?
Listen, this game, guys, we're gonna play standard, okay?
We're playing standard, we're playing normal
It's gonna be a good time
Do you understand?
Yeah
Wait, Oney's top, okay
Oney, if you need me to help you top
Talk to me, Poppy
Okay
Okay, so now let's-
AAAAAAAH
Sorry.
Onee, Onee, Onee, Onee.
Okay, ask your question Onee.
Yes.
But how far away can you auto attack the morticizer from?
Very far.
I have one of the farthest auto attacks in the game.
So why the fuck are you scared of him?
I'm so scared.
Go and auto him.
Go, keep on autoing.
Press E. Press E. There you go.
Nice.
Keep doing that.
Now keep doing that.
No.
Looking good Onee.
Looking good Onee, Schnitzel.
You're doing awesome.
Thank you, Rob.
Thank you, dude.
We got the ship. This is our game.
Bro, even though I entered the fuck out of last game, bro, I love you man.
You didn't, you didn't. I love you too, bro.
No, I ain't. Come on, I entered.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We could've finished earlier.
You had a chance to finish, but we as a team had a chance to finish at fucking 40, at 30 and so on, bro.
Sino, only me. Remember, make sure that you want to dodge his Q ability.
Okay?
I got you, baby.
So now what you can do is you can walk up for trades just oh yeah an auto attack you
No, okay, only do you know how your e works?
No
Okay, if you chew them your eat does some more damage. Yeah, yeah, but event
What do you mean you've heard of that?
I felt it before like it does small when I hit it before
This is your main, you don't know that you need- what?
Oh, he's-
Well, Jamesy, let's not talk when you still press W and you're running towards the target that already has the scent on that.
Sorry, oh my god!
Sorry, sorry, daddy.
It's okay.
So now listen, what we're gonna do here-
BUBBLESHIT THE FUCK OUT OF THE CHAT!
Oh, yeah!
What?
Fucking kill!
Fucking kill in E, man!
Why are you- oh, okay, there, E, E.
Nice!
Oh, you're the goat, don't test!
How'd you get it?
Now keep doing that!
That's all you have to do. You can shit in his mouth, bro. Like it's Sunday surprise. I'll shit in his fucking mouth
Yes, you know and there you go. No, you
What the fuck?
Yes, no wait. Okay. No Max or E. There you go. No, when he walks up again do it again
Q idiot auto
I
Yes, yes, so now in five seconds you kill him walk up to E auto. He said to kill him walk up walk up
You can wall him wall him so you get your two off Jinx. He go bar crab
No, what the fuck did you do?
I'm sorry dentist. I'm sorry dentist
Okay, okay, so now I jing see go top cap go top cap you can get the top
The promise that you don't have a priority top lane because your top lane are randomly entered for no reason when he was winning lane
Fight him fight him hold Q jing see please
Nice nice hold Q please hold you I'm begging you jing see
No, not another one of those situations jinxie, please. Oh, God, I'm a guy up the way. I got it
Okay, I'm gonna go to my god. I got a guy. I got a guy. Don't fucking worry
Oh, jing see be called them on ground. Oh, Nate when he comes back to lane just Q e
Auto, okay, it's that easy. Okay, but my entire Jack's types hold you the whole stream
God, so suck
My night there my night there bro, so start doing it
I
Did a dentist. I did it nice now keep doing that keep doing it again
I have to know only instead of you owning instead of you walking up and down
I want you to walk left and right so you can dodge his E. Okay. Oh, yeah like that good
That so now Jin see
Remember to smite this remember to smite this and then clue towards what you're gonna look on
Okay, why the fuck are we wasting our cue on the minion?
When you use your cue on the minion, now you don't have it up for the CHI-G, you need it in your fucking GUNNOW!
Shitsa.
Oh my god.
Okay, it's okay, listen, don't be sorry, be better, you don't use your cue on the fucking minions, you save it.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm not sorry, I'm not sorry!
I know you're not fucking laughing!
Sorry!
Shitsa.
Hey, don't say sorry, what are you doing Jinxie? Be better, don't be sorry
No, don't ever not sorry Jinxie be better. You just said that a second ago
Exactly
Okay
So now only yep keep walking to the left now only while you're while you're walking
I want you to say to the left to the left to the right to the right
And you're gonna say yep now walk up to the Mordecai sir keep singing and Q. E. M
Go!
Yep, take drive.
Only start fucking singing!
To the back, to the back, to the back, to the back, to the back.
Okay, now keep singing and then cue E-
No, no, no, Coach help! Coach help, Coach help!
No, keep fighting it, it's fine, you're good, he's the support.
He's the support.
I'll contact the Manions, Coach.
Or I'll contact the Manions.
No, you don't need help!
No, no!
E, Pessie, Jinxie, Pessie, Pessie!
Okay, now fight the Teemo, fight the Teemo, fight the Teemo, fight the Teemo, fight the Teemo!
Niiiice!
Nice Jinxie, I tap!
Onee, Onee, Onee!
Next wave and then recall.
Jinxie, you're not the one singing, that's Onee's job.
To the front, to the front.
Okay Onee, Onee, I want you to press R on the wave
and then Q to Shabrin as fast as possible so you can recall.
Alright.
That's a hype!
I cannot be bro.
I don't even think God could help me.
No, that's a sorry!
Oney, you gotta figure out this Mordecai's are shit man.
0 and 2.
What the fuck?
You're the only one with the dabs!
Can you shoot?
Wait, I'm sorry. No.
Jiris no.
I don't know what to play.
I'm getting flashbacks.
Oney, oney, this is what we're gonna do.
If you ever die to the Mordecai's are again,
we're gonna force you to scream for 30 seconds straight and wake up your neighbors.
That's the only way that we can actually make you learn.
Do you understand?
Yeah, a thousand times.
Okay, I'm done.
So, Oni, don't forget what I just said.
If you die again to a morta kaiser,
you're screaming for 30 seconds straight,
and I want you to scream,
I can't, I can't, I can't.
I'm gonna get kicked out.
I'm gonna get kicked out.
I can't fall, I can't.
That's what Tia's neighbors don't say.
Volahi I got kicked out Volahi
Okay, okay, so listen. This is what we're gonna do that Jinxie keep clearing after you finish here
No clear Jinxie. No, you don't need the grubs right now. Just finish it. It's okay
Clear recall go for the grubs. Yeah, I'm test. What's the question? How do I not die though?
How do I not die? He just takes me into a fucking hell of a place and you land yours
But but pretty hard to do though, but if he gets into if he orcs me I'm in his cycle
It's not me for two minutes now kill him what walk up to him. I want you to QENR go
Like like like like no that wasn't like that wasn't like take accountability. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm the worst
Okay, I can send he push it thanks. Sorry
Yeah, under your tower. So now listen, only farm this, farm the wave, farm the wave and then recall.
Yes sir.
Arrder! That's Arrder! So it dies! F**king faster! Please!
Not bad, not bad.
No mana, no mana, no mana.
Going back sir.
Yep, no recall.
Now listen, your problem is that on every single trade, you always use your W. That's why you never have any mana, okay?
Okay, sorry.
What do I buy? So what you need to do, what you need to do is stop wasting your W, bro.
Do I teleport? Do I teleport? Do I teleport?
I mean, why even ask me, bro? You already used that.
Why even ask? And you're gonna do it before I...
I want to do a good job.
Okay, okay. No, only, what did we just say about using W?
What did we just say about it? What did we just say?
I didn't listen.
I mean, uh, no, uh, uh, uh, the W saves me.
The W is not allowed being used because it wastes your mana, bro.
It wastes your mana.
It's like, okay, only only imagine you're about to go on a date and then you sit
there and you're not five times before the date.
So now you can't even get hard when you, when you're going for like intimacy.
That's what it's like when you use your W on the track because yeah, because
Like now you're not even getting hard because there's no juice left in the tank. You understand now
Yes, no, no son
So let's stop wasting our W. Okay. Okay. Do I just farm don't just do I just farm? I'm scared
I'm scared. I'm just fine. I like listen. We can't trust you to solo kill the enemy bronze top laner
So you're gonna have to just farm in scale like don't say like that. Please don't say like that
this one like what bro then me bro like bronze stop please check if he's bronze
that's why it's not bronze standards this guy cannot be bronze one no no no no no
no don't look no no no no no no no no no no no listen guys it's actually good
I thought Onee locked in in Nibia because that way every time he dies, he at least gets a chance to die twice
So he has more fun while playing does that make sense?
Onee are you listening to me?
I'm listening coach you're doing an inbade coach. I'm doing an inbade. Okay, that's good
Onee the enemy Mordekaiser has been bronze for the last three years and last year he was actually iron
He is currently bronze one with a negative win rate. It's 49% you understand and to stop stop
I see not is it not a bought account and this guy's challenge or something slapping us
Let me ask you a question. Do you think that there's a charge?
49% in
I'm watching Jamesy
You said two minutes, right?
Oh no.
Okay, listen, listen. Guys, this is what we have to do, okay?
Oney. Oney, listen. You need to stay under your tower, bro, because the second you ever walk up,
you're just gonna die to the enemy bronze one Mordekaiser with a 49% rate.
So what we're gonna have to do is let Jinxy take the dragons, he'll take over the map,
and then you just focus on scaling and getting ahead, okay?
I've had that before. I've had that before and then the Mordekaiser won the whole game, okay? I got you.
Yep.
Genji, the only reason why I'm allowing you is because you have the pipe, so keep it up.
Alright.
Now, Oney, can you please, for the love of God,
Oh my god.
Stop wasting your fucking double you!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Allokin, Allokin.
Dantez, Allokin starting.
When we say the bomb, be sorry!
Fuck you, I'm not sorry. Allokin, now.
Good.
Okay, now hold Q on him, Genji.
Yeah, I know, I know. You can hold Q.
Alright.
Back up flash right, flash right, good, good flash.
Coach I'm 3 and up, coach I'm 3 and up, coach I'm 3 and up.
Okay, sit down, Onay, Onay, since you cannot get a lead on the enemy mortar kaiser and you're a liability for the team,
your role this game is primary cheerleader.
So I want you to make Jamesy, oh no, like he's, oh.
Okay, so now only I want you to make Jinxie feel like he's the king of the world start giving him compliments and talking about how amazing he is
Jinxie you're the fucking gold you're the best at chess even
Help me Jinxie
No! I don't care if he outs you! Keep complimenting your jungler!
Oh
Jinxie you're the fucking gold I swear you the fucking gamer of 2023
You're the fucking guy who scored no goal with it at the football match or whatever and then studied a little bit and fucking scored
one goal that's the goat that's the goat okay now let me ask you a question
on a are you fucking with Jin see this game yes he's good that's why I like to
hear you're fucking with the goat bro it's like it's as standard as that so
only listen you're gonna have to recall right now okay you're walking up to
morta Kaiser and you haven't dodged a single one of his abilities this entire
game so if you walk up what do you think is going to happen
I hope you didn't see that I die I die
yep
sorry sorry sorry sorry
on everything I'm sorry
coach he's going to feed this mordim the mord's going to be
listen listen
More is going to kill all of us.
No listen, listen guys.
I'm going to be honest at this point, I'm not even going to like...
Stop, stop, stop.
I'm just going to ask you, why the fuck do you even keep playing this champion?
When you can't even win versus a negative winrate bronze player on it.
Why do you even play this?
I feel like it's Mordor who counters me and the rest, it's GG, but...
HE'S BRONZE!
HE'S BRONZE!
What do you mean the more counters me he's bronze
I don't give a fuck if he's playing the hardest kind of your life. He is bronze
To a kindergartner you're losing an MMA fight to a kindergartner and you're telling me it's because he knew how to use the arm bar
I'm coming
You know, it's like do you want to know what it's really like it's like we're walking down the streets of California
And you decided to give a round list that around them a homeless
$5,000 for no reason
No, no one's helping you on a how big you are
Actions
On a on a listening it's like you give up five thousand dollars to random homeless crackhead
And now that crack head but I the most advanced machete ever and he's stabbing jing see the death
Who's fault is it on a whose fault is it?
mine
So why the fuck did we give the crackhead five thousand dollars answer me that
Because I'm useless, I'm useless, I keep killing anybody even though I can't play any of you.
So why do you do it, man? Why do you do it?
Because I want to get one win, I want to get one win and then I'm out, I want to get one win and then I'm out.
Okay, so you know what? Great, great. Let me ask you a question.
Has that mentality ever helped you with cases?
Kinda.
No it hasn't. No, only listen, we're gonna have to have you lock in now, okay?
Okay, don't this I will not die again. I will not die again. I will not on a on a die
Listen, yes, I'm listening. If you get to 10 deaths this game. I want you to go AFK
So Jinxia at least gets no LP loss for this game because you completely fucked absolutely everything
Okay
Jinxia, I'm sorry. I never mind. You can't even do that because you guys are do-out. So see Jinxie. Oh
So now Jinxy, Jinxy I want to go to the whole tab
I'm getting fucking flashed like Jinxy, I'm sorry
Jinxy do the dragon and the whole tab, do the, do the, do the, do the dragon and the whole tab
You're starting?
Yeah, how many kills does the Mordekaiser have?
I'm sorry
Oh no no no
Okay, so now, Oney, Oney, as punishment you're gonna do 90 seconds no breathing
No I can't, I'll die
I'll with IRL
That's please
Listen, you should have thought about that before feeding the Mordekaiser
Okay I got you, 3, 2, 1
No, he's killing me twice, he's 10 and 0, but he's the only one on the team with the kills that's going to win.
They're up the rest of the team, that's no kill.
Jinx, I'm sorry.
Jinx, I'm sorry.
Why are you breathing?
Oh no!
Sorry, sorry!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
okay listen we can still walk in there I don't think this is winnable mortis
level 15 stop stop stop please please please please please we can win this we
can win this my camera froze no no no no nine nine
Whoa!
Jaycee, come right now, why the fuck your camera froze on a frame of you laughing?
Wait, you're laughing?
Oh, yes, what is he doing?
He was laughing.
Hey, hey, I'm the only one doing shit on this team!
Oh my team, what is my Zaha doing?
You think he can- Oh, Jaycee?
uh
Guys we can get him
We can get him
Come on
No
Jinxie jinxie i have bad news so i have bad news
What the most disabled player on your team?
We got the kill we got the kill
What you mean disabled no no no no no no no no scientist I lock in I lock in I lock in I lock in I lock in I lock in I lock in
I lock in
Bring it to use. I'll bring it to use
I told you more the top it's it's my show guy bro. It's my show
Jinx, you're out of camera.
Okay, listen, listen, listen.
Go on, let me recall!
Listen.
No, go bot side, go bot side, come on.
I need to get my camera up.
Jinx, you're out of scale.
I scale, I scale, I scale.
Jinx, you're bot side.
No, you're down!
I do, I do, I do.
Wait, what am I buying?
What am I buying?
You fucking give me on my team.
I, I, give me out of this fucking game.
Is he good?
Okay, so listen.
You fucking give me on my team.
Listen, listen, guys, we can lock it in here.
Jinx, here you're bot side.
Maybe we could look for a player.
We sneak the bar in here.
You can see we bring this one on it every fucking
Stop that's good. JC. That's good
Because why is it good?
Because it can only be at one place if we rotate around him we can somehow
Avoid we can avoid him. We can't avoid the whole team imagine everyone had one kill that would be toxic
Okay, so I have an idea have an idea instead of strategizing we say guys can kill the board
How about you strategize you not selling the game?
Keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing sorry I
Should know oh
No, I'm a coat of vagars. I got you only thing I want for me. I
Don't got you. Wow you flashed. You flashed don't us you flashed
Jinx, when you say he flashed, it's like imagine I tell you to fight some random dude on the
street and the only reason why you end up winning the fight is because he has a
steet shirt because he's an apocalyptic. Like it doesn't matter if you flash man, you missed, you're fucking Q!
Sorry. Do you understand? I understand boss, sorry. I will not miss it again.
What do I buy coach water by campus water by water by water by help help
But by the Andrews just got the entries. Okay. No, Jin see Jin see
This game is all on you, bro. This game is on you last game you sold only on a this game
He's selling you so now the question is are you better than him enough that you can carry him?
What do you think?
Um, I don't know. Let's see.
Wait, how many have support fucking confidence for starters?
Maybe one more, maybe?
Uh, no.
Yeah, yeah, Chaper Chaper.
Come on, come on, come on, I need you now!
Here we go, here we go.
He's gonna ult someone, he's gonna ult someone.
I'm gonna ult someone!
Easy.
Go, go, go!
Yes!
Okay.
Okay, I am now.
I am now, I am now.
I am now.
Oh wow.
Guys, more to bottom, more to bottom, more to bottom, more to bottom, more to bottom!
Kill him, 3v1, you have to kill him!
If we get the old kill we lose!
JINXIE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
JINXIE!
YAAAAS!
We move in this game, trust me.
Careful, careful, back, back, back, back, back, back, car.
Bro, thank you.
That's saying that Mord cancelled my art.
How?
Yeah, yeah, so the reason why is because he has an ability that pulls you.
And you use your ult right after he used that ability, so he pulled you while your ult was going which cancelled it.
Believe!
JINXIE please believe.
Our MF is fed, our MF is fed.
You can win this morning, you can win this.
We got this shit bro.
Oh
You can try for it. Yes, only go help your team on drag. We don't need you to get any farm or gold
You're not gonna use us properly anyways boss actually, okay
Well, I mean both you're getting so killed 20 times by a bronze one Mordecai sir. Sorry
I have teleport tell me when
It's gone. Dragon is gone. Okay. Maybe what we can do is we can actually look for like the Baron
No, uh, no, only I wanted to listen to me right now and I'm about to tell you something
Are you listening to me listening and if he is actually morticizer's hardest counter matchup stop
It is impossible lane for him to win. No, no, no, no, no, no, don't it's not a sentence. Don't say shit like that
Please don't make sure it's not cap. It's not cap
It cannot be the chat is copy and pasting something up Google and if you have the highly effective off meta
counter to Mordekaiser top, boasting a 56%
that can't be true no no no no no guys guys guys guys guys guys actually stop
please like now we're taking the piss now we're taking the piss
I'll tell you the reason why it's true is because that 56% of the Nivea players can
actually run their abilities and dodge the enemies
don't just look at this hang back hang back no look at what why are you walking
Oh, what the fuck!
My bad, my bad.
Okay, look. Okay, good.
Use your E. This is good.
Good trades, good trades.
Now, One, keep it up.
Yes! Yes! One, use your Q.
Help, help.
I can't, I can't.
Oh, no.
Okay.
More to that. Oh, it's really well nice. Come on. Come on. Please stop. Please stop. Please stop. Please kill the morgue kill the morgue kill the morgue kill the morgue.
Yes, nice!
Nice ONA!
You can do it ONA!
ONA you got this.
Oh my God!
Kill the tongue gench!
Kill the tongue gench!
Kill the tongue gench ONA!
ONA kill the tongue gench!
Nice ball!
Yes!
Where is he?
Please!
He's so low. He's so low.
Kill!
Kill!
Kill!
PUNCH!
PUNCH!
PUNCH!
Oh my gosh!
Shit, Tom!
I love you on it. I love you so much
I'm recording I'm recording. Okay, listen. This is what we have to do. Oh my god
I love you. I love you. I love you so much, bro. You're the fucking greatest price. Where's
What? Okay, so now listen what we have to do we need to look for the Baron here
Are you guys both on the same page as me? Oh, hey, do you want to get Baron with me? Hell yeah, bro
Let's get Baron together. Oh, hey, stop going non-verbal, bro. We need you to communicate
Boss can you hear me? Can you hear me? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?
Yes, yes, I was muted
Yes, absolutely you and me wait
Yes, wait, okay, don't just win win
I pressed lucky from UP while I was dancing, fuck.
Okay, it's fine, it's fine. You ask him to go to the now.
Wait, we can kill Ezreal, we can kill Ezreal!
Noooo.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay. Baron, Baron, right.
Yeah, just go to the bar now. Guys can sneak it.
Scythe, I'm 100% sure.
Well, no, obviously not, but maybe it works, and if it does, good for us.
Well, they know we're here, no?
No, I don't mind. We can't say more than they know we're sure they know we're sure
Jixi we can maybe watch someone in check this out
Big son big son
That's actually good
No, no, no, you're dead. You're dead. We count.
I have five deaths.
Oh, these roms! These roms!
What?
Okay.
There's so many shrooms!
Not that. Should I go there?
Yeah, yeah, you can watch that.
Okay, Onay, everybody was doubting you. Nobody believed in you.
And you were actually showing everyone that you're somewhat capable.
Oh my god.
It's looking good though. You might get your first win on the Nibbia
Dante's I love you so much. Dante's how can we fuck these shrooms up? Isn't that an item that like is good against them?
Yes, so I want you to buy the orco lines. It's the thing that it's of the board. Okay, all right
Yes, yes, the red one the red one we need to go there and the right I got a guy. So I mean, okay
Now go to the bar and go to the bar and go to the bar and go to the bar. Oh, no
Oh, no, you can't burn. Oh, man. Oh, hey, you can't burn. Okay, Jinxie so I'm sorry right now. So I'm right now
okay no back up back up back up what what is this fight him you can fight them
or he shunned them all
I'm gonna want them all
oh my god
yeah that surprised me as well
what the fuck is this shit fucking
COUCH!
That surprised you as well as your challenger!
You dedicated your own life to the game!
Okay, Jynxy, watch this.
What the hell is going on?
He instantly addled and he killed me if he addled.
I've got this bad fucking ward six times.
He instantly addled.
Jynxy, Jynxy, Jynxy, what?
Even Tamer Swift sings off key every once in a while.
But it doesn't make her bad singer now mark the fucking you got this win, bro
Give me the fuck out of this fucking match Jinxy Jinxy has no old anymore. He has no old anymore lock in
Great. Yeah, I know that now now I know I'm like bleeding out in the water
Okay, it was two minutes two minutes contest put the time on please we need we need time on on on on on on on
Ultimate for water
Well, no, it's time to record on it's like 60 seconds. Maybe what?
Okay, okay ignore him ignore this guy. He's not a challenger. I gave Jinxie shut wait another challenger
You went from four into the four and six
I died to the fed more that own a fed six
Why me yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna blame. Let's win. I've got this
Let's win let's win focus focus
I don't have a nooooooooo always run
Okay guys listen Jynxys save your arm when mordecai pop up ulti or even a team ult
NICE!
I'm emphasis alive, I'm emphasis alive
Okay backup Jynxys go to the jug, go to the jug, go to the jug
You guys can do the jug
Do the-Why you doing the roporters
Why you doing the roporters?
JYYYYYYY
Press W, press W
F*** me in the ass
Jyzy, careful, careful, careful
Guys I'm not gonna lie to you. It's a fucking minefield up here. This is
Damn the Drake! Damn the Drake!
But guys right now it's a Vietnam war whenever you try going for any of these objective plays because the Timo Shrooms just fuck you too hard
Okay Jhinx go through the Baron
Onee go to the Baron. Onee go to the Baron
I'm one I'm one I'm one coach can I go back?
Oh!
NINE!
Go to the Baron
Going Baron is when I should be am coming
Nine! Onee Baron! Nine!
Okay, you guys got this now. There's a risk if Mordekaiser goes to the Baron then you're fucked
So we need to see if Mordekaiser goes to the Baron or not
Okay, that only can do this. Timecamps is gonna walk here. Let me know when I come back. Don't test. Oh
Yeah, you can recall now. Now you can recall. The play is fun
Okay, Jinxie. We need to farm up now. Okay. What's he doing? What's he doing?
What's he doing? What's he doing?
Fuck, what's he doing?
Let him die. We need to let him die.
When your teammate on League of Legends runs it down,
it's like the zombie apocalypse and someone just runs around screaming.
You can't help them. Just say what the zombies say in Canada.
They'll get it.
What the fuck?
Does this one feel like when your team is fucking trolling?
What was he doing, bro?
Hey Hey hey. Go go to the band. Go to band go to band.
Water water water water water water water water.
Jaycee.
AHHHHHHH
Oh Jaycee did land.
Jaycee E. E. Nice.
E again. E again. E again.
Q. Q. Q. Nice.
You guys gotta kill him.
I've only died to the over four.
He's dead he's dead he's dead.
I mean, my god.
This is so boring.
How'd you not kill him on 1 HP though?
Because you FED HIM!
Dammit!
Chat.
You fed the fuck out of me!
Did you forget to press W?
Ah!
I pressed every goddamn button!
Chat.
You fucking fed him!
You need to come out.
We win this game, bro. We win this game.
That's my bad, okay?
That is my bad?
I don't know how you kill him.
Okay, so Jinxy, when the enemy top laner has 20 kills, kills you 8 times in a single game,
and he's the only reason why you die, you ever die, and then your top laner tells you to calm down.
How does that make you feel?
I'm not that good.
I was 4-0 before this happened.
Jinxy, we got the shit right.
I was 4-0!
That's history, look in.
Listen, listen, LOCKIN' YOU FED THE MORN AND HE OILS ME EVERYTIME!
FUCK!
HE'S FORELEVELS OVERLEVELS!
LOCKIN' YOU FED HIM!
We got this.
Okay, listen, listen.
Guys, if we go to ban, there could be a skibbity gap from Kaisen that doesn't get ban impacts.
You understand me when I say that.
WHAT?
Say that again
I guess I'm these guys listen this what we have to do we have to look for the bad
I got this more one more time. God is my witness. Have I shut the fucking stream off?
If this fucking overlooking fucking more and old to me one more fucking time. Have I shut the fucking
Junkass off. I don't want to be this guy, but how do you
Stay out of range stay out of range
Me home me home me home. What are you saying?
That's not the problem! It's the problem that is level 20!
Okay but listen, Jinxie, the good news is that you're going to be 18 soon, so the enemy top laner won't want anything to do with you once that happens.
So as long as you keep getting levels, you should be fine.
Jinxie, all I see is that you have flash. Don't let your flash be cosmetic. All I'm saying.
All I'm saying.
Okay, so it's in Jinxie.
only only has fucked up this game monumentally hey who is vagar who is
vagar and why I can't I can't I can't play to buy them I need to buy them
okay listen guys guys guys guys but let's all get in here okay let's start
doing some breathing exercise okay so well how we're gonna do this we need to
So I'm gonna start I'm gonna start only you continue jing-sees you will continue okay
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I don't know the lyrics okay? It's fine. It's fine
I
Almost to shut by by what by what by what this fuck
Okay, so listen how we're gonna do this guys we just need to play around the barn jingsy chase your blood son
I got a gun.
Got a gun.
Got a gun.
You can end.
You guys can end.
WALAI!!
WALAI!
You guys can end.
Oh my god.
Big son.
You guys can end.
You guys can end.
JINXY BOT!!
JINXY BOT!
JINXY BOT!!
Oh my god.
No.
WAH!
BUBBUBBUBBUBBUB!
MEC MEC MEC MEC!
JINXY MEC MEC!
Okay, nevermind.
JINXY MEC MEC!
You guys can't end anymore.
It's f**k.
You guys can't end anymore.
It's f**k.
Okay, whatever.
Go for the middle and have it.
Okay, no one way actually run away run away run away run away run away run away run run run run
Okay guys
Oh
We need to let them die shared you cannot fight this let them let my whole team ground. Yes. Yes. Yes
Out of it. If you have to
That's Hannibal. What's Hannibal Chat?
Five minutes to leave. We had five minutes.
How do we not win? How do we not win? How do we not win? I thought we won. I thought we won.
No, no, we did not win. We did not win.
How do we not win? How?
You didn't win because instead of grouping bot and hitting the open turret bot that would have won you the game, everyone decided to go mid in the 7th.
listen it's fine jingxi by stocks oh no are we in trouble right now no oh just
hold the minions kill the minions you guys are fine okay okay now listen
sit back relax you guys are gonna have a good time the mouse is up in 10 seconds
Well, Jinx is smart, smart with the ward thing.
Hey, Jinx, you can ult him.
Oh.
Okay, let's see.
Nice, maybe Q in, maybe Q in, Q in, Q in.
Nice.
Oh, you know, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Run around, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Run back up.
Okay, Jinx, good kill.
Good ult.
Okay, guys, I'm telling you, listen, right now, this is like how Pan felt when he found
tower.
This is literally the dynamic duo. You guys can bring this game back from the brink easily, okay?
Who the fuck jingsy jingsy do not walk up to more cousin he's gonna have both
Appreciate it. Okay, just recall just recall recall recall. There are too many two mushrooms
Jingsy we got this oh no if this is another 50 minute game when we lose jingsy
We need to lock in we need to lock in one back. Hey, Jamesie backup backup run away James. Run this can I have can I want me one?
Everyone other than water. Can I stay top? Yeah, you're nail gay
Okay, push one way then we can't help your team because the thing is only right now use for pushing top
It's like you sitting there injecting a toddler full of steroids
And then he starts going around killing everybody and then you just let him loose while you go and you work your job
You need to take care of the problem you created. Fuck that. Okay, I can want him in if he comes I can want him in
Check this out. Okay
This is good
Let all Jamesy get all Jamesy
Okay guys Baron is coming up push mid and go Baron only press four
Only press four and walk up in the lane try to find the Timo shrooms
We need to pick the shrooms
Walk to the barn now. Walk to the barn. Walk to the barn on A. The barn on A. On A the barn. On A the barn. The barn. The barn. The barn. The barn.
Walking. Shooting the 2-1.
WOOOOW! WOOOOW!
He's back! He's back! Okay!
This is good. This is good.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes. This is good.
Fuck off. I have 14 minutes left.
Okay, keep hitting it.
Okay.
On A.
Yeah, yeah, yeah under the day guard
I mean, it's just good guys can fight guys like fight fight fight fight fight fight. You have egg
Okay, listen, it's okay. It's okay guys
Look the the outer dragon is up in one minute. We need to play around the elder
Jinxie press P how much gold are you missing for your item?
P
Okay, I want you to fund the red the Raptors recall get your item and then afterwards you're gonna go for the
We have Baron! We have fast recall. Okay, I'll go Raptors, Crugs, Raptors, Crugs, Raptors. Yep, this one
Jesus we fucked them so hard at the Baron did you see that?
Okay, GenC, now you're gonna go for the Raptors, and then you're gonna recall.
We need to use our, like, 4. We need to use our 4, GenC. Those shrooms are fucking us!
Uh, GenC, not Shmaru.
God is my witness, I'll watch this guy's square in the fucking face.
Stop putting question marks, you're bronze for a goddamn reason, kid.
They called, we called. Now GenC, buy your item, and then you guys keep on the dragon.
Keep on the dragon, keep on the dragon.
How do I turn the fucking shmaru?
Okay. Guys, go to the other.
go to the other
is elda important?
yes
if you get out there it makes it so
is elda important?
yes
ok
only r
plus r100
plus r100
only
our jinx is back up
do not let yourself get outed by the mork
do not let it
oh no
ah
why does vaebar do 6 no only game?
what is that?
it's ok
only my carry this
see my carry this
All right, you need a backup, bro.
If you die here, it's game over.
Help.
Onay, just run.
Please, God, just run.
Give me a...
My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad.
Do I tell you back in and...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA!
Oh!
Okay, Sosan.
All... Onay, heal to fall.
Wait, I can see the dead coach, coach, coach! I'm going in!
No, no, no!
Trust me! Trust me! Trust me! I have to do this for the team!
Dantez?
MortaClasters recalling, he's killing you in 5 seconds.
Ah, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
Fuuuuck!
Oh, man, what the fuck was that?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ah! I saw one guy in the chat type, go mid, and I went mid. I don't know why, I should have never done that.
I don't know, oh...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Wait!
Uh...
War it, war, war, war, war, war, war, war!
Nice!
ONAI YOU JUST CAUGHT IN THE GAME!
Wait, ONAI YOU JUST CAUGHT IN THE GAME!
I'm not kidding.
Okay, guys, 5 mid, 5 mid!
Listen, listen, listen, listen, okay guys?
We got this, bro.
ONAI, you're half HP.
You guys need to be careful because the more guys are gonna go crazy.
I want this guy, I want this guy!
No, no, no, no, no, wait!
Okay?
And I keep sawing...
Keep sawing it?
Saw it?
I keep saying keep signing saw it. You don't want to go in you don't want to go in back up
Okay, you guys gonna kill up we've run a way out the altar when the out of office gone. That's when we fight. Okay?
When the elder is done, okay
Yes, no nice statement. Yeah, I'm level 20. How is this even possible? I thought 18 is max
contest. I know when when you're talking you can get over level
Okay guys
Yep, this is good. This is good. I will war someone and we need to shred them down
No, not yet only you need to wait out the altar. Oh, oh, oh, they have elder buff. I see
What do you mean you see we've known this for two minutes? I thought we're waiting for elder to respawn. Am I bad?
Okay, no, we're waiting for it to expire
How much longer dentist
Click on one of them click on one of them. Zack
it's gone in 30 seconds 30 seconds 30 seconds we just saw it we just saw it
just wait 30 seconds only back up by your elixir Jinxie you back up I want to
what don't let me go no walk back to base bro what the fuck is that BM I'm not
trying to be I'm elixir of sorcery which one yes you get sorcery Jinxie you
you get iron okay by iron okay guys now med it needs to be metric okay why
they find you without us let me see it's gone it's gone out it's gone out
now you guys can look for fights now how you're gonna play more spots yeah
Hey, Oney, listen, your team is playing on your walls, okay?
So if you just see us sit there and you see the wall.
We flashed, we flashed, let's get it.
Okay, hold bot, Oney, go bot.
If the team keeps pushing, we need to deal with them.
I will be...
Jinx, you press the number 7 on your keyboard.
But walk back so when you look at your keyboard, you don't die.
Okay?
Team was up, team was up.
Okay, now walk back mid, Oney.
Yeah, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in.
You want to wall someone in you want to wall them in why didn't you wall them in though?
You have a chance!
Shysa, my bad my bad. I stressed. I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to do.
I'm telling you what to do. You need to wall them in. I'm warning you man. I'm warning you man.
Oh, press you instantly. Press you instantly.
Help!
That's fine. This might be fine.
I'm out of ammo.
Oh my god. Nice! This is good.
Yes! Nice! Yes!
Okay, push mid. You guys win.
You guys send the game to him. Just push mid.
Push mid and the game to go.
Jinxing.
Okay, guys listen listen.
Do not hyperbuns like that. Holy fuck you're fast.
What the? Did you just flash?
Oh my god Jinxing.
Okay, you guys have 45 seconds.
You guys can re-end the game.
Can we end or no? Can we end or no?
Yes, yes
I don't want to see you
Are into someone into the fountain. I know I we and let's go bro. Let's go. We got the shit
Yeah, come on
Okay, go now hit the turrets Jinx. He smite the big by the big man and smite it again. Smite it smite it to go faster
Okay, that's fine, too. Okay, look now do this nice
Go hit it. We got this
10 seconds of people we got this
I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know we got this I thought you could go right to the next
I thought you'd go I want to win I want to win
oh my god yes go jikki let's go jikki I love you I love you
oh my god we won a game oh my god oh my god oh my god
bro don't guess I thought you could go right to the next side I didn't know you had to get
Oh, more gold.
Yeah, I know, it's a UR gold, that's what matters.
We won a game on Onivia.
We won a game on Onivia with a fat mortar.
Gantus, you're the fucking gold.
Jinxie, you're the fucking gold.
How the fuck, Allison?
I'm going to be honest, listen.
Jinxie carried you guys to the early game,
so Onay could carry you through the late.
That was a fucking team effort.
But do you guys want to know what the best thing
about winning that game means?
Oh my god.
That means Onay can just lock in his fucking Lowy
until the end of time now nine nine nine I feel like I feel like bro didn't you
see I'm the golden anemia now don't us I'm gonna be honest like now that was
good okay now Jensie I want to tell you something crazy are you listening yes
please only pixel just placed iron 160 LP which means he is officially higher
elo than you as we speak I can't even celebrate that that's that's I've never
I don't want to be this guy, I don't know if you felt this, but there's one person who is like Challenger.
And I was watching a short of this and he was explaining how in Iron there's usually people playing who?
Do you know the clip? Can you fill out the blank for me?
Like have mental disabilities?
No, worse. Who are missing an arm, who are missing a leg, who like it just doesn't work.
don't have the same hardware and like no front no front that's what they said
that's why iron is rarer than challenger right it's like harder to
okay it is not rarer than challenger only only you can't see no front when
you're losing lane to bronze one more to Kaiser though bro okay my bad my bad
You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
Oh, no. I'm not kidding, bro.
This was so fun, dude.
Can you play it again, bro?
I'm done. That was fucking fun, but, oh man.
After that fight, if we would have lost this game,
I would have probably uninstalled and never played again.
I'm being badass right now. I'm being badass.
Because, Jinxie, it was one to one,
like that tournament, bro.
It was the coach, the person who trusts in us,
Dantez, screaming at me to not die,
and then I got flash ulted
by fucking Mordekaiser.
by fucking Mordekaiser, and I don't know what to do.
It was the exact same thing, but this time it was not Tyler,
but it was Dan Tess, and it was Jinxie and not E-Rob,
saying that the game is over, and then we won the game.
Onay, genuine question.
Why the fuck don't you just ban it then?
Yeah, wait, Onay, I was thinking the same thing.
Why don't you just ban Mordekaiser
so that never happens again?
Who did I ban?
Who did I ban?
Miho, whatever you're banning, just ban Mordekaiser.
Wait, so is it true that Anivia has a 56% whiff percentage against Mordekaiser in top lane?
Yes.
Yes, Anivia is unironically the most broken top laner in the game and destroys Mordekaiser.
Duntas.
So, that cannot be true.
But no, the thing is guys like, listen, we can't blame One for underperforming, because that enemy Mordekaiser was Bronze one, so yes, experience.
Yo, yo, hey!
Duntas, bro.
I don't belong in this rank, bro. Jinxie and I don't belong in this rank. You know
Listen, I'm gonna be honest after that performance with the early game you're right
You don't belong in this rank, bro
You belong even lower iron one might be too hard for you if the enemy top laner dropping 20 kills, bro
He's dropping dick off in your face and you're saying you don't deserve
He was level 18 and like
Or no, he was level 16 in like 13 minutes, bruh.
Puntas?
Okay.
When you sat, enemy Mordekaiser dropping 20 kills, I glanced over with my eyes, thinking,
okay, clearly he's over-exaggerating.
How the fuck does he have 20 kills?
Well, no, no, no, I'll take the floor on this one.
Because you were 0 and 6 against him in your lane at the start of the game.
So then he started running to everybody else's lane and shoving his sword up our ass.
That's what happened. She was so overleveled every time I was fighting the most four levels under him.
And his pop is fucking old.
Oh my god.
Like, to give you an example, it's like you go to the zoo, you let the tiger loose, and then you ask yourself,
everyone is getting mauled to death by a tiger.
Stop. Stop.
Oh my god.
Hey, I can't believe you won that game.
Guys, that was a fucking pleasure.
Yes, bro.
I will not uninstall it.
That was a lot of fun.
because of you guys
i reinstalled it because of you guys because jinxie messaged me
oh they keep playing league with us bro it's fun
jinxie you don't know and dantes i've been severely addicted to this game i don't know
how how deep it suck in you and jinxie but i have
not streamed at some point for like three months my chat was no no no like
one and a half months or something no stream i was just queuing top lane ilai top lane anivia
nothing else every day bro do you learn anything in those
Wait, no wait, wait, wait, wait, One, One, you've never had a season where you had more than like, 80 games, so what the fuck do you mean you took three months off?
You took three months off to play one game a day?
What? Nine?
It was like a month, it was like a month, but check, check, check, it was like, it was like a year ago or something.
No, wait, you said it was a year ago, right?
Check, check, check, yes, stale stock, uh, 661 hashtag reel.
I don't know the last the when I played a lot on that account when I played a lot
Okay, so here you played a hundred games. Oh god. I feel like mood of the investigate run. Yes. Yes. Yes
Here you played like 150 games. Yes
When was that when was that?
This was season 13, but that's the most you ever played. Yeah
This was Season 13. But that's the most you ever played. The most you ever played was 150 games.
And back then this was about like four months.
There was? There was? Yeah, yeah.
So you're playing three games a day?
I swear I played more, did I not? Maybe I'm speaking, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know. But I don't know, the chat knows. Like I didn't stream for like, what was they doing?
I was playing league
At some point
I don't know, I thought I was addicted to league
I was addicted to some other shit
I don't know bro
I don't think I'm laughing right now, while I was addicted at some point
Yeah, I mean you were playing like three games a day
That's like
I'm not
Because Santa's checked the account, specced I don't want to pixel
At some point people even made an account where they saw my games
I wasn't straight wait what so unpitched right yes yes yes yes back to the
only it was called spectate on a pixel yes and it went instantly live when I
queued again and then I stopped and then that broke my addiction because I felt
watched and then I was like for you okay so back then the most that ever
shamed in a month was a hundred hours so that's literally like three hours a day
max hmm and that was okay bro I'm not like you were actually fucking 12 hours a
day but I thought I was I thought I was playing more I don't know maybe I'm not
pretty I don't know bro I thought I was waiting for everything I thought I was
yeah but only that's a hundred hours streamed and during that month he would
just rerun the stream for like 20 hours straight so that it was like every
hour smacks are you drooling like no you're seeing my screen right no no I
wasn't watching I wasn't watching am I senile let me see let me see let me see
Dude, look, it was June 2024, he streamed 112 hours and during that time frame, he had
some streams of 17 hours which-
You're not streaming, you're not streaming, you're not streaming, or?
I am not.
Bro, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, just stop being a part-timer and stream the other day.
Okay, wait, wait, do you see?
I will, I will, I will.
Yes, let me see, let me see.
So back here, you streamed, or he streamed 100 hours in a month and it was literally
just five streams where he streamed 20 hours straight.
So he was just re-running FODs? Are you playing for two hours?
Wait, this guy had a channel of One's games?
Yeah, but he only run live like ten different times.
And look, this was how much One would actually play, two hours and an hour and a half.
But I don't think he re-run it.
I don't think he re-run it. I think it was, but because I queued with breaks, you know?
Like, I queued a game, I tilted, I didn't play for like 30 minutes, one hour, I queued another.
And so on, I don't know.
Bro, who cares? Because now we're on the grind to Challenger, dude.
I want to say all I want to say because I have been addicted to this game
I don't want to get addicted again GenC and dentist. I swear. I was addicted to somebody
I don't know if those steps
If that makes sense to you, but I swear I was addicted at some point where I didn't stream and I don't want to be in that mood again
Bro, because today I feel good. Yes. Yeah, but think about it
Bro think about it even if you were to get addicted the good thing is that this time you're actually streaming it
So it means that you're gonna be able to actually go live
You're going to be able to have fun with your viewers and you're going to be able to actually get high elo in the game and go crazy on it
This is true on it. This is all true
Nantes after after seeing us play and like you know how we are able to learn and digest what the coach says
How far can we make it and be honest honestly bro? Don't bullshit nantes
No bullshit. Okay. I assume that you guys played and we're between two to three hours a day
I would say that Emerald 2 is a lock by the end of August
August Emerald 2 by August isn't that in fucking three months?
Yes, but it's a lock like unironically a lock like you're you're fucking diamond by mid-september. That's on the joke
Miha
Wait, I mean yeah, I'm in diamond is high
Diamond is high. Yep
Like guys, I'm telling you, the two of you could literally be like, you guys remember dumb and dumber?
Yes.
Okay, so don't think about the fact that they were dumb, but think about their synergy together.
That's like you guys, you guys have this synergy together that I'm telling you, we haven't seen this since like
Jesus Christ and his apostle. Like it's a synergy unlike anything that the planet has ever even witnessed.
Like the way that you guys complement each other, it literally feels like I'm watching LeBron and Michael, uh,
well, like what's the other guy saying Michael Jackson like the other Michael Michael Jordan Michael Jordan, okay?
It's like watching LeBron and Michael Jordan and their prime on the same team. That's how it feels
I'm doing again
Jinxie please please please I'm doing I don't know what to do. I have a question. Do you play off soon?
Do you play off stream or no? Yes, I played most mornings. I play off stream with my brother
With your brother, okay, bro. It's bad. I dig to the game. Okay. Hey, but how are you? Okay? Okay? That's good
That's good. All right. What whoa, sorry. Sorry. All right. All right. Yo guys. It was fun. It was fun
It was fun. I love you, bro. Love you. I like I know you don't want to get it into the game again
But if you do ever want to play another time, I'm down
That is I that is I look at my RPG again. I shrabble to get some point. I don't know
Okay, do you want me to look again like you want me to show you like
Low key because am I crazy now? I'm thinking I'm crazy. Okay. Look look like we can over it up again, okay?
So this is your account right stale stork. Yes. Yes. Yes
So back to your ranked games in season 2024 split one right which was like around June
which is what we're talking about you played about 150 games right?
I mean is that not a lot am I crazy? None of these were streams like I streamed like five games.
So over the course of like six months you played like I would say around two to three hundred games.
Is there not a lot of stream wait dump that's ramping speed and yes or speed and gold
Wait, what do you mean?
It's like it's a lot when you think about it, but it's because only for me for example
Yeah, one time I went to Korea and I played 29 games a day, and I have like
10 days you bow
How
Dan does I have a question because I because I actually like even when I'm locked in like I play I
Lose I tilt I need to reset like I do something else like I don't want to like you know like I
Reset for like 40 minutes
Okay, so
This is we can do what we're gonna do is you're gonna buy a vape and then every time no, no
No, you're gonna say that you need to go to the bathroom. Oh, and then afterwards you can just do a quick little vape break
And then it's like you're chilling does that make sense. That's what Jinxie does. No
No
Fucking bullshit
Yo, I gotta dip I gotta dip. I love you guys
Yes, it was a much loved answers. Thank you for that win bro. Jinxie. Thanks for the win
Love you guys.
Peace peace peace. Bye bye after next time.
Bye. Win that game. Win that game. Bye bye bye bye bye.
Yes I will I will.
W's. Guys guys guys guys. We fucking won a fucking game.
We fucking won a fucking game on Anivia.
I don't think it would happen. I don't think it would happen bro.
After seeing the mortar down, what was it? After seeing the mortar, 6 and 0 or something?
I thought GG.
Guys, we did that shit. W Jinx CW Dantas without Jinx C without Dantas. I would have not reinstalled
I would have just what is this? Oh, no
I've turned his passion to League of Legends after another CS update in the past five days. He played 68 games like am I crazy? I
Like bra was fucking severely addicted guys. I'll see you all tomorrow, bro. No, no, no, no, not tomorrow
Not tomorrow not tomorrow. Um, I'll see you all not tomorrow, bro
course you're on the busie thank you for watching um whether it's fucking CS
whether it's a league you'll always pull up and I appreciate that bro um so
yeah boys hey what's next bro I feel like Challenger is just one step away
from us bro one stepping stone away we just need to lock in we can't miss our
cues we can't waste our Ws to waste mana another from big D from the big D and
Yeah, shout out to yappie bro shout out yappie W W fucking that was fun today, bro
That was fun today quick little Geo guess I win
showing was boss boys. I'll see y'all
Question the bus we're gonna rate over to dentist W coach played with them. What played with an ages ago
What was it? We played rap or ages ago, bro. We're gonna rate over to dentist
Crazy how how all the sudden suck the waste meat again, you know, W twitch, bro. W twitch. It's nice, bro. It's nice
boys, I'll see you guys
Not tomorrow tomorrow is tomorrow is Batman with my boys
Let's hope that jinx it gets out of bronze so I don't have to force no more
I don't have to play fucking bronze motor kaiser's anymore fucking
Somehow whoop me even though I'm supposed to win guys if I play against an equal rank motor kaiser
I would fucking smack them bro. It's just that they play weirdly aggressive, which I don't foresee for bro a
Buzzer right how does he invite me guys?
And more than my rank aka Platinum, he won't even touch me bro.
He won't even touch me.
I'll see y'all on Wednesday bro.
We have some cool shit coming up.
We're gonna do a Rob's prop hunt on Yuke, a map that he knows which is gonna be fun.
It's a new map on prop hunt, so yeah we're gonna test him on that 1v60.
That's gonna be next week, like Friday I think he said.
Boys, I'll see you guys.
We got cool shit coming.
Thank you for all the followers for all the subs.
Yeah, I'll see you guys.
All right, I'm gonna rate over to Dante's,
leave him some love, leave him the flock rate.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
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I wanna see Dante's now, bro.
if he's winning that shit or not.