you
well well well my drillers what is good what is bad how are we doing how are we
not doing and why are we doing the way we are doing think about that one though
think about that one though I'm not asking how you're doing I'm asking why
are you doing let that simmer bro let that simmer did my counter disconnect if
yes I'm gonna crap okay buzz all right your chat I hope you all doing fucking
well I'm a little bit late bro I'm a little bit late yo bro what the fuck is
this weather bro what the fuck is this weather bro I am once again sleep
deprived I am once again sleep deprived every time I do something with with
with mr. junk who didn't see you in the chat bro I again couldn't sleep on
Monday until fucking 3 30 in the morning and then next morning it was fucking Batman
And I already had to go for a drive for like one and a half hours full fright behind steering wheel luckily didn't crash
It's not on the table
And then the next day my bicycle arrived at fucking 8 30 a.m. Bing Bong Bing Bong
What are we doing at 8 30 in the morning, bro? I was sleeping. I was sleeping
What the fuck and then I had to go outside. Oh, oh, hello neighbors
My neighbors arriving to walk me fucking full-fried waking up out of bad, bro. Oh, how now chat
I'll be all doing fucking well. I'll be at a beautiful fucking Monday morning Tuesday morning and today, of course
Wednesday evening how we doing how we doing?
Coffee is ready. Today is one of them days
Today is one of them days. I don't know what to do, bro. Today. We're gonna do absolutely everything anything
or nothing
9 today you can choose what we do bro today you can choose what we do um we have of course the trinity of games
Waiting to be opened up
All we gotta do is choose bro. All we gotta do is choose bro
Forza
portal
Do you actually want me to play forza?
Chat I did buy a steering wheel. I did buy a steering wheel
Um, it's still it's still fully boxed. I haven't unboxed it yet
Actually, she told me to buy one above one. That was like, oh man. That was like two months ago three months ago
Maybe even half a year ago. What the fuck? Um, is that it? Is that a game to stream though?
thoughts are no I
Thought I was I was planning on playing that off stream, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie
Yeah
With steering wheel or without steering wheel? How fast can I set the steering wheel up chat? I'm clever when it comes to technology
So faster than a normal human being would take
With we 30
30 minutes early. All right
How did you change from 30 to 10 bro?
Because you realize that I'm not that stupid bro because I type 30 twice why?
All right, let me go live on the YouTube first of all first of all first things comes first Jen
I have a question bro
Have a question. What car do you guys drive? What car do you guys drive?
What car what car what car
Audi Volvo bicycle, okay, okay
BVG what the fuck is a BVG yo I
Drive my mom's Volkswagen right I
What's driving furious this car on the way like from Batman and shit, you know, like I was just testing it out
And he was having like what was it like a like a like a like a hybrid
Volkswagen GTI also out of fucking or what that was yo do cars become worse
Our brains becoming stooped like what the fuck are new cars, bro? That shit was ass
automatic slop
No buttons that are actual buttons, but everything touch screen slop with fake haptic feedback
Monetors everywhere nothing anymore is being a
like manual like VAS what the fuck are new cars and then we try to gas then we
try to gas the car right we're trying to we try to gas that shit up we're we
almost didn't make it home all of a sudden we tried to open up the fucking
cap to tank we press the button doesn't open bro doesn't open bro our cars
becoming ass bro are we getting scammed alive bro do you know how like
sometimes you realize oh shit the Haribo has 50 grams less I'm getting scammed
But I'm paying the same price bro that shit has happening with cars too, bro for real for you
That shit is ass bro, and then I went back into my folks Vagen, bro that our mom bought back in 2017, bro
It felt like a ten times nicer car ten times nicer
Manual deluxe butter Bing butter bang all the buttons are actual buttons when you press them
Instant instant it changes. I try to gas my cup. I press the button it fucking opens and no no not even a button
I'll push it and it pops open. It's like it's like it's like a technical system
Alta nah, bro. That should piss me off, bro. That should piss me off, bro
Yo, you too Bobby life. Yeah, okay, Bobby life. Yeah, okay. Did you go for a walk today? I
Told you that I would go for a walk every day when I'm 28 right aka 28 I was turned like a week ago
Yo, listen, bro. Listen
the streak stopped like two days ago bro the streak stopped like two days ago
like it was raining outside and then I ended the stream at like one and then
what the fuck do I do like bro I didn't know what to go for a walk bro like
bro like no shop like bro like hands are high in the air bro hands are high in
the fucking air bro like bro umbrella buzz alright two other lady gaga all
right it's there playing for the five get yo bro I don't even have an umbrella
bro mr. 8th sir thank you for the five gift that's where I appreciate that thank
you poppy thank you thank you thank you thank you I meant Rihanna scheisse
um hi SMR the best trust zero pixel what is car ASMR chat I used to be a Tesla
Glaser not anymore bro fuck electrical cars bro fuck electrical cars I'm sorry
bro I'm sorry and they're not even that nice for the environment right because
when they're being produced they waste so much water so much all of that maybe
That's not true anymore. Maybe that is I don't know bro, but man electrical cast it feels weird bro. It feels like you're driving a
driving a fucking
Wow
Just get now bro now. I need I need something wrong, bro. I need something wrong. I need a manual bang bang bang
I like to shift my shit, bro. I like to shift my shit, bro
Type one if you know what I mean
Was this jesus top 10 students say here
I kind of want to say oh no show want to say oh no
jigsie
Shice
W Janko, bro
That would you hey, okay capital P is kind of cringe, bro. Yo, bro. What do you mean capital O capital P, bro?
It's either capital O or capital P or
Nothing at all, bro. Now come on G
literally hilarious, bro. Legitimately fucking hilarious.
If only was more consistent, I would move him up more.
If I chat, you said consistently, consistency, but then you three on a
in your top 10, I know, but the thing is,
I mean, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
How do I fix my consistency, bro?
On a pixel is so in my opinion is so fucking funny and entertaining.
I'm going to throw in my top 10 anyways, even though only will go weeks without streaming.
Chad 10, what do you think?
Yo, I'm happy that I'm live today.
I'm happy that I'm live today.
Yo, I was I was Chad yesterday.
I was thinking again, like yesterday I was thinking and yo, league of legends.
I'm Evia mid lane.
I could do that shit for 30 days straight, bro.
I'm not even joking, without like, ever getting like, oh my god, oh my god, like the flock
the whole time was sitting on my devil's shoulder bro, but I haven't played a single
game of league, I've not played a single game of league, I was watching league, oh
yoyoy, I'm this close, help, I'm being badass bro, help, oh gosh, you're double your jinxie
bro, fuck, how do I fix my consistency, I can't say I will when I don't have the solution
know. Check if I'm live four days, five days every week. That would be great. No. And don't
say I don't say I can't do that. Jinxy shit. I just can't. I don't know. I just can't.
I'm not built his way. I think it's impossible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay. Hey deal deal deal deal check for for every week is easy easy
Easy I will always be here with energy bro always
I
Wasn't life for two days now right Monday was league Monday was league
and
Then Tuesday I went Batman with the boys
And then Wednesday I got woken up at 830 to collect my bike and was just fucking Friday all day
I don't know so I was just like okay, bro like today. I just can't find I don't know
I just in stream there. I don't know like I was pulled down was full code. I was full coke, bro
I'm gonna keep it a buck, bro. I'm gonna keep it a buck
No, no, no easy chat easy easy easy
You said you would seem 280 out of 3m 65 this year. Yeah easy easy. I will do that. I will do that. What is this?
What is this? What is this? What is this?
W jungle bro jungle jungle for me, bro in my what is junk?
What is jinxie bro when it comes to top streamers? I don't like rankings and shit, but bro he has top top two with I should speed
Not even close is either speed or jinxie at the top either speed or jinxie
Not even close. I don't understand how jinxie is live every day and always has something like
has something
Hmm, how do you say this like it's not like he's just grinding a game every day
Like he always has some aspect to it like something that is a banger. You know what I mean like that's crazy
Well, that's crazy. How do you not run out of ideas, bro? Like a bro was there every day delivering, bro
double you double you
Look at me. Look at me. I'm job today. I went live. I don't know what to do, bro
I don't know what to do, bro. Oh my gosh. She oh my gosh. She
To be made something to say is tomorrow we have tomorrow we have something tomorrow we have something tomorrow with rubs
We're gonna hop into CS
One of the greatest if not the greatest CS player
Earnings YCS what top two I think
Two into grand slams or three at this point. I don't even know bro the fucking girl one of the greatest bro
We're gonna hop tomorrow with an inter CS bro. We're gonna maybe do some coaching and also
We're gonna let him play prop hunt on the new map
On nuke nuke prop hunters out. We're gonna do 1v60 again, and then on the weekend chat. Yeah, you're nail gay
Yes, and then on the weekend so tomorrow is CS day and then Saturday Sunday
and
Then Saturday Sunday I
Wouldn't mind hopping into the rocket League major
Not at all, but I would have to play some rocket League before that
That's for sure bro because it's I don't know what the fuck going on bro
Like I saw squishy doing those fucking Ronaldinho in the air, bro. Like Ronaldinho with wings. What are we doing, bro?
I
Don't know. It's rocket league fun chat to like just play ranked. I
Could try to get my rank. I don't have a rank right now
Is that voice chat if there's voice chat is probably cinema
hmm yeah okay okay Salas Salas Salas maybe I get my rank today what's this
what's hatred playing league while being in the game of Geo Gaster
get's first on our
is this slip real?
what am I saying? no no no
yo bro you're not faker bro
ah you're not faker bro
what is this shit?
Okay, I take everything back. Bro is definitely not Faker. Because Faker was fucking setting
What records what in the ball playing league? What is this shit, bro? What one single point out of 5,000
15,000 kilometers away chat the maximum you can be away is 20k by the way that is the that is the
Top to bottom of earth of earth. Um, what is this?
Guys are making a list right now
I'm actually gonna have a five on a pixel
bro okay okay that's that's what I'm talking about I had only I had only at
nine and I guess it's just because I want one a to stream every day like I
would watch on a stream every fucking morning check oh my gosh bro they're
too nice they're too nice chat they're putting on a high house right now bro
Oh, oh, I
Just stream a lot sexes run. Okay, okay, Joe does not watch
Do I see a lot
Well, let me see let me see we can see if I stream a lot we can see if I see oh, I don't watch about oh god
I don't watch this this is like I can talk
So so on this side we can see how much we stream right
So red means it's less than last week 31 hours 31 hours how much is that how much is that
31.5 divided by seven days right bang
well that's sometimes I only do like a four-hour stream how is this even possible is this
correct? Is that correct? Past 30 days. Oh, that's not good, though. That is not good.
Oh, what? Time out. What the fuck happened? What? When was I? I'm actually the last.
I forgot the pre-birthday fucking
Reducer why was I gone for this on here again chat? Whoa? Why was I gone for so long?
My mom visited but that was not the that's not an ex use bro
Like she was only here for like three days
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no, no, listen here, Chad, listen here right now, bro. Listen here right
now, bro. No, no, no, you need to, you need to listen to me, bro. You need to listen to
me, bro. You will see me live every week for the rest of 2026 every week, at least Monday
till Sunday at least can I set the low a low minimum just so like because I don't
know like we are talking to the two-week reaches sometimes like minimum of
three days every like bro like like that's like the bear the bear minimum
like what are we even saying bro what are we even saying I'm should be like
fucking seven days a week you know I mean but like the bear the rare the bear
mini mumia you know what I mean oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Alter that is disgusting that graph that is disgusting. I mean sometimes I just get fucking
What is it do I have a midlife crisis like what is this?
Chat that last read your star was why again the last read your star was because
My mom was visiting then I felt like I was outside of the flow
Because all the sudden from going never outside. No, like not much like bam, bam, bam this that this that appointment this doing this
taking care of this taxes that and then but then but then when my mom was here
I bought a fucking switch and I got into Pokemon champions and then I tried to
reach rank number one bro then I tried to reach rank number one bro I think I'm
too hungry when I play a game I want to become rank one I'm being badass right
now I actually fucking grinded Pokemon champions I was watching Japanese
YouTube streamers and I was asking in that chat
Yo, sorry, I don't speak Japanese, but can you show your deck code? I'm being badass right now
What rank did you hit? I hit top 180,000
Bro, I'm ass. I hit massable tier though. That is the highest it's like global elite
But a lot of people play this game bro top 200k is not that bad. Okay. Okay. We're taking the piss. All right
Okay, we shouldn't see that. Um, by the way, Chad, by the way, announcement, announcement,
big announcement, massive announcement, bro. Who's ready, bro?
guys there he is bro there he is bro now I'm joking it's not my cat bro it's
not my cat bro it's like of a friend I wish you was mine bro fuck man I took a
pig with with this cat bro now it's just like I don't like playing playing with
him a little bit bro not my cat bro not my cat not my cat not my cat not my
cat not my cat a lot of people thought it was my cat fucking people on
Instagram like yo you look like the cats happy that you found them no bro not
my cat bro sadly not my cat sadly not my cat bro L what do you mean L bro what
do you mean L I would probably live even less loud pixel okay so I'm laughing
as a cat owner okay well what's the benefit of that I'm so I'm not allowed
Bro, I'm not yo chat. Am I crazy when Dantas was calling me out for not being addicted to leak?
Do you remember on Monday bro for at the end of the stream?
Am I stupid while I was addicted bro?
Or is it just that addicted that my addiction to him didn't seem like an addiction bro, bro? I
Swear I I didn't stream for like what like two weeks three weeks, bro
I was like, what do you mean like am I am I she so like well I was
You were there for like two weeks, and he thought it was like years
Yeah, okay if I didn't stream for a year would not be streaming at all right
It was four months. No, it was not four months
Am I crazy news? Let me see
You linked my own stream well
Trying to click later why?
Bro your hair looks like Einstein. I don't know what that's supposed to mean
nice elia
ah kind of made kind of made guys can you say it yourself like just take your
phone nice elia like please
Jesus that actually scared me i'm gonna lie
i chat um i want to check the reddit real quick i want to check the reddit real
quick and then we get into it then we get it then we get into that um show
all the plot when was the last planned update so don't say RIP but it's not looking better
yet that's maybe a little bit worse even guys I don't know I don't know what to do I don't
I don't know what to do with it like I look at it every day I'm like I check the I check the fucking I check the soil and I'm like okay
I don't want to over over water it's so I didn't
Bro, I don't know I don't know
Yeah, why is all of typing in the chat bro?
Why are you typing I'm not gonna say your name because I don't know if people know your name, bro
Why is all of typing? What is this? I've never seen him type
Bro, the temptation to start coaching CS is getting stronger and stronger.
What? Why?
I'm becoming a CS addict.
Chad, how is the league streamer becoming addicted to CS and how is the CS streamer becoming addicted to league?
Guys, I'm not joking bro. I could play league 24-7 for a whole year without getting bored a single day.
being that fucking ass and I'm trying to stay away from it because I know what it
does to me I know what it does to me
mechanics man like when you watch him in these fights you're like wow
he's addicted to CS
and what this champion can do
how I mean the game is great but would you even play a premiere?
it looks initially like Kanaabe's baited and duped him
how is that more fun than fucking
maybe Oner needs this co-stream
LEC
I'm a flying dog
Bro, I don't know, I've seen a single thing, bro
I'm pushing the IAM kilometer
Imagine bro, imagine bro
Like fucking
Changing wife's type beat, like what are we doing, bro?
LEC
Have fun with the ESL rules, bro
I'm joking
Chad wasn't riot doing the same rules that ESL tried to do or nah
is that fixed yeah okay
at least he has same who is at least see is at least see LCK
uh no ah just the Europeans goddamn Europeans what is this
I
Fury trolling bro fury trolling brah was go to that rocket league now let's be honest bro mod send me clip crew clip clip queue please clip queue
Like Nate, how do you?
Fury on the Nate map. Let's see. Oh
No, Chad look at the leaderboards
Why are we listed on this oh gosh, yo Chad that's probably everyone like looking at these scores and being like
This this this is a score. Yo, bro. I didn't try hot bro. I didn't try hot like I
I didn't try hard.
Yes.
This was probably my best score.
Bucket as many grenades in the time limit.
Robs 39.
Where's Oner?
26.
Wait, that's not bad, I think, no?
Thank you.
Chad, you have to try this, like, a few times.
Haha!
What?
Dima couldn't beat you after, like, five attempts?
What?
On which one?
On the spray control!
I can teach him how to spray an AK, bro.
I can teach him.
All right, what is this?
Guys, send the clips in the chat right now, bro.
I will check out your clips, whatever it is.
It's the last line.
Did you guys hear that?
I hope you didn't hear that.
Here we go.
The queue is open.
All right, let's see, let's see.
Let's see, let's see.
What is this?
We need to get going again, bro. We need we need to just start a game, bro
Why am I scared to start another game, bro? Am I fucking brain dead, bro?
But it's just like this is a big commitment like this is like long, you know
Because we have rocket League major now tomorrow. We have robs like when do I play hypnotic all day?
I'm overthinking
Subnautica, Alta. What is this?
This is real?
At the tournament? Does the enemy also see that? No shot, right? That's Emilia, cack.
And he found the entry.
Don't tell me the enemies see that, bro.
What is this shit?
What in the mood up bro?
Alright, what's happening there?
Back in, not quite sure what's happening
It's like Cyberpunk
What the fuck?
Cyberpunk day one release
Indeed, we got back in like a minute early
I must say plus for the dog
He's just still going over there
I need to see, yeah!
Oh my god
How do you do this?
Please stay on this, please
Please stay on this. Oh my god. This is so good. What looks like saying I'm ugly. Please get a kill. Oh, yes
This is brilliant. What is happening? The whole game. I hope the whole game
Oh, no, not the old clip
Yo, hey, yo, yo, yo, Chad. This is not a good look. Yo, I didn't
live unboxing
Whoa
NOOOOO!
I'm spending a second.
ERO!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Listen, listen, listen.
Chad, I'm not joking on everything that I love, bro.
Someone sent me this for my birthday, bro.
And thought like, oh yeah, I'm gonna clip from his ass.
Bro, Dona sent me this.
Yo, y'all are calling me a creep.
I'm not a creep, bro.
Dona sent me this shit for my birthday.
I'm not joking.
Ask her right now.
Bro.
That is so nice.
It's a polky-polky pillow.
Yo.
No, you sent it yourself. No, I didn't bro. No, that's it. Okay. I don't I don't own her anymore chat
I don't own her anymore
She was still at my old apartment and
then and then and then all of clear of the apartment and I don't know what he did with this I
Don't know what he did with this. I'm being badass. I'm being badass double your love
for doing the dirty work oh what a gift what a gift I love that picture wow what
oh my show I'm emoji is that it out oh Jeepers oh jeepers hot beat what 33 that
goes straight to the couch yeah I knew you know this guy needs to be you know
check this guy's PC bro you're chat yeah I don't know this guy bro I don't know
this guy on everything I don't chat was I like what the fuck three years ago
okay okay bro a lot now bro what was I like oh no bro like bro chat I'm not
real bro don't send me this like she was clip farming I was clip farming
This team are good at this
Okay, what's everything that I love I couldn't even bunny up
How that's insane
I had 50 seconds
that is insane i feel like muda couldn't even do that if he if he muda you know what i mean
No way the pros can't spray better than this am I crazy
Oh wait, it says 4.
Oh, the 4600, eh?
Never mind.
So I was looking at the highscore.
Bro, it's this game mode glitch, bro.
That fucking site.
Mmm, oh my.
I can get red circle.
Anivia come here come come please oh my gosh oh
Get it right now if I die, I'm gonna break my monitor
Why are you an egg no only get out of the egg get out of the egg
Why were you in a egg?
I
Question does you see understand how the egg works?
Because I don't think he does bro. Why do they keep asking me why I'm in a neck
Yo, Jinxie wall weak fucking junko, bro, what are we saying, bro? I don't choose to be an egg, bro. Oh
Stop linking this shit, bro
I
Don't like the number one
So much better, bro
Ah, what is this? What stop linking league?
Huh next lap you sold the game at own a pixel. Holy wedge bed. Why do I even answer the run avery is the last
I
Stop stop linking this one, please. I'm in a book that they wait
This they leaked it
Donald Trump
Charlie wait a second
Zomac what was the name of this one smiley what oh
I never was on that island, bro. I don't even know what the name little st. James. No chat W place
Let me see bro. Let me see
Let me see. Is that website still alive or is it dead?
You bow you bow I think it's still alive
yo yo the last time we checked it was years ago wait which place should I visit chat haven't
checked this in so long this is late game now this is Japan okay every single pixel
is probably now used up what the hell asheeks of mr. Ryoma bunch of anime this
is just that what the hell this is just in Japan bro just in Japan bro why did
they place her above that yo what the fuck going on bro what the aquana all
Alright chat, wait, I wanna see if there's still something in my hometown, bro.
Because some of your cuties put something in my hometown, bro.
I don't think it's still there, though, no shot.
So I grew up in Lunaburg, bro.
In a small city called Lunaburg, right here, bro.
80,000 people live there.
I'm kinda scared to check this.
If there's still something, then I'll be surprised.
I don't okay, okay, never mind
Okay, okay, okay, bro. Okay, bro
Don't out on the product that I sold her
Me in a fucking fanboy costume
Me with sunglasses and a father watch. Oh my god the color of the watch. That's not what it looks like
The G who gets on top of the cup
That's funny six six one scar pattern
And three eight seven more changes just shouting maybe the drillers list
Yo
Lemenas killed by one kill by owner on doughnuts easy, bro. I do my craft PvP
Carlo epsi, okay?
Dominic Tokyo Ferry
Fas
I'll tell a lot of you guys are on this list, huh?
Jay docks
Why did they circle to six seven bro? There was no need bro. Lou car
desktop on a pizza
Why the checkmark?
No, I don't know, in Seychlof, bollocks.
What the fuck?
YouTube stream is messed up.
I don't know if my internet is good today, guys. I'm not gonna lie.
Let me see if it's messed up or not.
Why are you trying to get me to read the chat, bro?
They've done that before, bro.
Sometimes YouTube chat, they just post something in the chat on Twitch
to get me to read it.
Okay.
What's wrong about the YouTube stream right now?
YouTube stream it's bugging click on live oh wait it's actually bugging the
helly it's fine only are you guys trolling me bro click live on the
bottom play portal to please fix the stream
fast it was fine it was but it's fine now okay okay interesting um saro
yannick Jesus that is sick bro that is sick what else is there in luna book bro
what else is there in luna book we have a bunch of anime shit what the fuck is
this bro peter griffin being attacked by anime girls we have I know who that is
we have a politician girl okay okay okay buddy how do you even know how do you
even know this picture bro we have the Titan holo incident being built yeah
maybe it's a lost product maybe people don't want to finish that yeah okay
Chad
What am I seeing
What am I seeing?
Why the fuck are
You taking the drillers picture and putting me on a fucking on a fucking 20 inch pedestal, bro
With a six seven build on the mass
Are we taking the piss? Yo, and also what is this picture bro? This is not real dog
Yo, what is this shit? And why did you put a fucking furry face on top of on top of Kvenn bro?
Okay, don't farm a chat don't you dare
On assault me fans
hahahaha bro what the fuck what the hell is sheesh okay I almost didn't even see that
alright bruh enough with dick man huntsman in the middle of luna book alzah interesting
very ooooh night rain oh my god I love this game chat I love erring night rain bro type
I wonder if you played it.
Ah, which other, what else should I check?
Let me see Hamburg, Germany.
Alter.
Astra Urtyp, oh my God.
So many of these I've had in high school, Chad.
This was like the beer from Hamburg, bro.
We also drank this in Lüneburg, bro.
Astra Urtyp and Astra Rotlicht.
Oh, Astra Red Light, bro.
Shish.
Franz Brötchen.
But this is the cheap one that you get from Lidl, bro.
This is German culture right here, Franz Brötchen, bro
It's like a cinnamon like a cinnamon bun, but ten times better, bro ten times better
What? Hey German in Germany the number one country of furries shut
It's Germany and it's America, bro. Where the furries are don't ask me why I know, bro. Oh
Hamburger as far as of course the football club
Sheesh, how is this being moderated so well chat like I haven't seen a single toss thing. You know what I mean?
All right, um
Let's check. Let's check
Buzzalright yo, bro your staff bro. Why are you typing on a furry girl? Yo Kurt bro. What the fuck is that shit?
All right, here we go like you're getting paid to type on a furry in someone's chat. All right, bro. All right, bro
Go Romania
Romania, let's see what's going on Romania, bro years after the site got created
We have Draven. Does Romania play a lot of league chat? League is everywhere trying to suck me and fuck.
We have a bunch of anime shit. Anime just taking over this fucking over everything, huh?
We have a fucking R34 type picture.
More anime anime anime anime white monster
Anime flip phone a rapper a
a young dude suited up oh great haven't just a cat behind an LGBTQ flag what the
helly interesting very interesting all right let me check um I mean we have to
check what's going on nowadays I just want to quickly see the upstream list
like who's on the list right now oh where is that islanding and chat I
I actually don't know.
I actually forgot.
Where is it again?
Acting dumb for sure bro.
This one?
No.
Lordy, there's something everywhere though.
Everywhere.
Motts, West Epshion Island.
Georgetown.
bro everywhere is fucking shit now holy smokes
mmm I have to check on Google guys I actually don't remember
I actually don't remember bro it's been a bit mmm
Epstein Islands. If I search it on Maps as a Shop
yes it does what the hell no reviews
how does it have no reviews let's see if I zoom out
it's under great San James Island it's in between these islands
Oh, it's in between, so it's America.
It's next to the British Virgin Islands.
It's like here.
Why, why?
It's under Charlotte Amalia.
This is Charlotte Amalia, isn't it?
Am I stupid?
That's Great James Island. British Virgin.
Fas?
Bro, I'm actually confused right now.
So it's to the right of Puerto Rico.
Dominican Republic?
So it's...
Yo, am I blind?
It has to be some.
Is it this one shot?
This one right here?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, that's the one, that's the one, that's the one.
All right, here we go.
There it is.
What is going on on Epstein Island right now?
Epstein, caricature. Oh okay dude, what the fuck did I just see? No no no no, guys
actually delete this, actually delete this. Like I'm being badass. Place across
this please. Why is the first thing I see on a pixel? Stop. Oh hell no. We have a
a bunch of bunch of stuff.
Neons the one.
Maybe some political stuff.
Oh, P. I don't know who that is.
A bunch of six, seven means everywhere with Israel flags.
We have Michael Jackson with an innocent emoji.
You're this is a little bit too sus for my liking right now.
Chad, we have the fucking bear.
Number one on the option list right now is MP and I don't know who that is.
Number two is rolu.
Number three is dudak number four is roblox. Okay, dude
Bro, like what is the ship bro?
Actually chill
Dominic's lol confirmed as well. He's a German who was there
Xbox relax. How far does how far does this reach? Okay, yo
Why am I number
I don't even want to explain what
listen bro listen listen listen I don't know if I should have checked the
shit talk 10 and then you put me at the top of the seat your bottom oh see the
hills August 5th incident what is that you know why is that Dutch flag behind
them yeah you know yo yo yo yo yo yo yo bro just sneaked him in like he's not
even a number oh my god what the fuck
Jesus took every zero gun jins nail how far does this fucking go
Where it's six hundred what the
2000
2300
Is that a fucking AK?
San Lorenzo
Donald
Who's Donald?
Fuck the RS
Shove it up their asses. I'm a right ice cream of my taxes. I'm a tail that's straight up like y-axis
access who the fuck is this you can't do that shit chat it's not a business
expense is it wait staying alive you I can't do my job if I'm not alive
hold on a second well how many how many did you see mooda no matter whoa whoa
Whoa, whoa, getting kinda sus over here, I'm not gonna lie.
The helly?
How's it still going?
How?
Till I'm not going back out.
What the helly?
Choppa.
Yo, this guy.
Bro, bro gifted five subs.
What the hell, oh Palatro chat who who's severely addicted to this game type one who is opening
up the game right now because they're addicted but I'm happy that I never touched this game
chat I would have been a severely addicted severely addicted like people who never get
addicted to shit got addicted by it let that similar bro there were people on reddit on
gambling red it's discussing when I was looking up is this game
addicting they were discussing that it helped them to quit their gambling
addiction I'm not joking bro because they are dopamine dopamine in that game
was higher than when fucking gambling with money bro they used it as like
nicotine replacement let that simmer like if you're cigarette addicted you
Yo, how far does this fucking go? Is this a joke?
What?
Uh-huh.
Okay...
YO, HEY!
You guys just did that shit!
Yo, how fast did you do that shit, bro?
How did you ride it so fast?
Hahahahaha!
That's actually funny.
How?
Hahahahahahaha!
Sallie?
why are you on the list 12,000 Jesus Lucario Teamo and Rainer
what the fuck all right check check tarpon springs wait wait let me check
Jinx is his hood. They probably put some fucking shit there. Wait, wait, wait. Tarpen
Springs. Dude, it's in a rough town of America, no? It's in the rough suburbs or something.
Oh, gosh. It's right at the water. It's in Tampa. Where the fuck is Tampa? Where it's
on the right edge here and it should be right here if we zoom in then maybe
All right, three, two, one, tarpon springs, all right, fucking Jinxie with a what is
this bro, is this a black ice with a Jinxie charm, not bad, not bad, not fucking bad
bro but look Chad look again this is in the hood these are all gang signs I think this triangle
right here bro these little creatures bro oh yoyoyoy it's different gangs fighting for
fucking their territory in tarpon oh we have some pokemons as well though which is nice
fast we have this is Arnold nine check where else should I check hmm what means
these flames fast that's that's that's that's that I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm
out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out yeah
I'm working right now. No, bro. What is that shit? All right, here we go. Um
Check I want to check the red a real quick. I want to check the red a real quick. I want to check that
How did they moderate that? Mmm?
Like I haven't seen a single like toss thing, you know what I mean, it's actually crazy
I'm not going back, bro
Only do you agree happy meal 599 can't aim can't communicate can't win runs makes you happy
Falcons, 5 million. Can't aim, can't communicate, same as the happy mill. Can't win rounds, doesn't
make you happy. Shisei. I mean, they almost won the last tournament, you know, like second
place is not bad bro for 5 mil, right? That's not bad bro. That's not bad. They're one step
away bro, they're one step away. One more superstar they may win bro. Play the lorent?
hmm I'm not find anything today bro
oh let me see I didn't know this was
still a thing have you guys seen
something like this recently
reports blah blah blah blah why I'm
gonna be a thing anymore
what how can you be a thousand yellow
is this real no way that she's real bro pull the such a cram it fade from a
phoenix guy oh my god chat actually these posts get me annoying nowadays
annoyed because I will never touch a case the same way like I used to bro
because I only have the extra bullshit and I don't like it I don't like it at
all at all Elmring with Kajal Kajal is busy with co-streaming right now
well once we have time we hop into minecraft first bro minecraft found an
owner r slash questions found owner on r slash questions if you had to shave
your balls with his knife and CS2 which one would you use which floor pattern
please and why he but he said no mud blue gem with the freaky emoji this is
not me bro I am not gigartix bro I will probably use an M9 bro I'll probably
use an M9 because it has a straight blade and you have good grip because it
It weighs a lot, I don't know, M9 Crimsonweb maybe?
You know, make a nest for the spider?
Or like, make it like clear it up a little bit, you know?
Do you think the Twin Blight Knight will ever come to CS?
It was found in the game files.
I don't know, bro, I don't know. I hope so.
It's not a bad knife in my opinion. I was testing some skins in CS Floating.
um
lol
bazooka
this is what really happens i saw the shit when i saw you hate x-ray we saw this as well
thoughts on the new sponsor
uh
hopefully this money doesn't file back from select them
bro oh my gosh just stop bro bro chat I will never I will never release my
own shit again bro like bro I'm not I'm I don't like business bro I don't like
business hell no bro get me out get me on why do hundreds of people follow the
auctions. These are all old posts. I've all seen these. Let me stop by daily. Bang. Bang.
This taste in skins got me ex-communicated from the five stack. Okay, kicked out the gold talent
knife, elite butterfly skeleton and Cilatto. Cilatto elite is crazy, bro. And talent, the
gold is also crazy. What the hell? Karambit M9. Put it at the goal, bro. Put it at the goal. Chat.
Am I the only one? I prefer Karambin and M9 over Butterfly, bro. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is, bro
Like maybe I used it too much the butterfly
It's like
M9 is so base, bro. It's such a nice massive blade, bro
You know what I mean?
Butterfly you don't even see the finish that much. It's like a tiny blade M9 the best. No, I do smell you
new AK and new craft WL 463 no not bad I check what do we do what do we do we're
gonna do what we haven't done in a bed row I'm gonna let you guys choose what
we do here we go I'm gonna whip up my no pep bro I'm gonna whip up my no pep
bro whatever you say in the chat right now I'll put it on the list if I see a
lot of people saying it Minecraft seats jeans liked jeans what jeans like you
30 jeans like you 30 minutes Minecraft segment what?
Jeans linked you 30 minutes Minecraft segment Minecraft seeds. Oh
Jen I told my my guys to get me the craziest Minecraft seeds apparently it's ready. Is it ready?
That would be sick. I'm not gonna lie. Oh crazy as MC seeds
But don't have to set that up
Mmm doughnut SMP. I think it's too early for that, but I can put it on doughnut SMP
Roblox trading zero setup zero
Okay
Horror game too early for all
League my beloved
Get rocket league rank
How does Rocket League Rank work? How many games do I have to play?
Is there placement games?
Wait a second.
I've played Rocket League with the mouse and keyboard and with the controller.
Can you play Rocket League with the steering wheel? Isn't that the best?
Like this is
That's better, no?
It's like power sliding stuff, gentlemen.
My car drives.
you
I've already pushed, I've already pushed the bad vibes aside, kind of, I mean not really
but it's fine um mc story mode um dark and dark i'm not gonna play dark and
dark i'm not happening bro one of my cd addictions bro
mmm forza
forza would want to play with the steering wheel bro i can put it on the
But I don't think I can get it set up immediately, right like a steering wheel for sure
I have to like that takes some time
All right, let me just do a poll and see what's good. Let me just do a poll and see what's good
Premier
Buzzer right here we go
Fuck I don't have enough options
Check which ones do I kick out which ones I should know I'm just gonna do one two three four and then we do the rest
Gene Subao don't try to twist the prediction Apple
What is this shit guys what are you trying to do bro I'm trying to stay away from that
game because it's because I'm addicted
surely CS will win right because we haven't tried these two
Chai is trying to ruin you!
Sally, what do you think, Sally?
They're flock.
Bro, I become a different person when I play League Chai. I'm not even joking.
I'm being full serious, bro.
That game does something to me in my brain, bro.
It's like I take drugs.
I'm different.
Like I push everything else aside in my life.
Pull this up.
Huh?
I'm so confused guys
But I don't have a steering wheel ready right now. I don't if I can do this right now
But now I know that you want to see it like I can set it up for tomorrow like actually
No need for steering no, it's so much more fun. No then with a roller
What is that I'm saying that pull is so interesting though for real
why are you talking like a comment on Twitter bro like full AI I couldn't
believe the outcome of the poll hmm fuck man forza league and premiere bro how
How many votes did MC story mode get?
Wait, where's portal on the list?
Portal please.
Minecraft ranked?
That's not easy to set up though, right?
I would love to get my speedrunning rank chat.
See what rank I am in speedrunning.
There's a Minecraft rank mode for speedrunning.
I will do that soon.
But they will need some setup, I think,
if I'm not mistaking.
What is Ipating?
You have to download launcher.
That's it.
Definitely call.
What rank is call?
Is that good?
I'm not bad at speedrunning chat.
There's a lot.
You can play my gameplay with a bust,
But I'm not one of the worst.
All of the lights.
Let me just see where Portal 2 ranks.
Sekiro guys, I can't hop into Sekiro today.
It takes too long, bro. It takes too long.
It takes too long, bro.
Voss.
Bro 40% leak though fuck me in the ass
Like 40% leak
Bro leak fucks me so hard shut
Chicken jockey chicken jockey
Glorious movie bro glorious movie
Portal 2 winning, vast, Portal Corp, no no no no no, first I have to play single player, alright?
First I have to play, I got addicted to League because of you, oh me mine, I played it on stream twice, what do you mean bro?
And both times, first time I got fucked in the ass, second time I got fucked in the ass for half of it, why would you install it because of me bro?
um
Chat can I play one game of CS though? I actually want to see if I'm good today
Because I keep seeing people trying to beat my scores on the snaking map
Like I feel like my aim is actually alright right now
Like let me see let me see
And also tomorrow's raps coaching like I do not want to look like a full bot
Let me see how my aim is today.
Sound is way too loud, bro.
I might have to boost up, that's why.
What is wrong right now, man? What the hell?
Let me look in, let me look in.
Hey!
Josh, Swagger, scammed the last time as well.
Why do bots not spawn fast enough on my own when I play?
Helly.
Let's go.
I think that should yesterday, too.
Oh, I don't think I need to close the chest.
Because I can't see.
With the chest I can't see.
Alright, here we go.
Check this out.
I will do one full try.
Check this out.
Check this out, guys.
Do you think I will break the record or no?
You will see.
AK's reloaded.
Cocked and loaded.
Three, two, one.
Bang!
Fuck them loaded, three, two, one, bang!
What?
Why does it always break on when I play?
Why, why, why, why?
Three, two, one, go!
Yo, I'm about to break out, bro.
Eh, crash out.
This is what we have been working on.
Just one try I guess because else the map breaks.
Three, two, one.
My mouse isn't big enough.
Fuck, my mousepad wasn't big enough, Chad.
From way worse than yesterday, how?
Y'all need a reset!
Fuck! I can't look in right now, how?
Fuck me, man!
Wait, what?
Wait, I'm not actually decent?
Wait, or did I glitch?
I must have glitched.
No, no, no, no, I'm not...
Wait, am I decent at the game?
I think a glitched shot.
P must get paid to play. He has 41.
No way I got 40.
Alright, wait. Let me try one more time. Let me try one more time. Wait, what?
I feel like I fucked up. Hello.
Alright, let me see. Let me see.
I need a good jungle. I need a good jungle. I need a good jungle.
You're an eight king. Are you watching bro? Are you watching? Up there in my squad, bro. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.
Hold on a second, dawg.
We may be cooking check maybe I'm not as awful
I hope this resetting works. All right, here we go three two
Here we go
Buzzer right!
Oh man, so why is this map always bright bro?
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Everybody lock in!
I'll do it with the default AK.
Three, two, one, bang!
I'm going on and selling my game.
Stop choking, Mark!
I'm about to crack the fuck out, Chad!
These bots are moving like boats
I wait three after we said two one
Man don't break on me, please please please
So I last try last try because it keeps breaking but actually nine wish me luck wish me luck one try only
I'm not gonna reset because I'll just breaks here. We go
Okay, I got 11, bro. Here we go. Here we go. Mmm
So I have no sign out you got text along I think
Here we go
three
Two
With the AK skin here we go. This is the run one come on
No bad
I
Shit
Oh my god what I shoot too fast
like these reloads are wasting my time fuck guys one more one more one wait if
I if I killed that guy if I killed that guy a little bit faster hold on a
second hold on a second wait what here we go here we go here we go whoa whoa
whoa lock in lock in lock in come on mark don't get tilted at just one
opponent here we go three next song to song is too slow song is too slow chat
feel it we can actually break a good score here if we're locked mmm I don't
from luck though I here we go here we go good luck in the chat I appreciate that
three two one bang
I
My Spotify's in the way, I'm not even joking
I'm about to break my fucking money trying buying you one
I'm not even joking, bro, and I don't like spending now bro. I don't like wasting money, bro
that is disgusting what am I doing wrong chat lower the game sound is it too
out reverse six seven percent three two one lock in come on
Why did I reload with one bullet, I'm not stupid.
I'm not in the zone right now, bro.
Oh my god.
Why do I always shoot in front?
I
Was alright fuck man
Ha fully lock in one time fully lock in one time chat fully lock in one time
No, no, no, I'll take you some more and then we go in then we go in bro. Here we go
Last try last try
I'm about to all I see is loads all I see is lots mark lock in three two one now
okay no more resets no no more resets Sally I got you Sally this one is for
you this one is for you
Oh, nine.
Hello, hello!
I'm getting scammed!
Like, what?!
Okay, so I'm gonna use one magazine for one guy.
I'm gonna absolutely flash out of it.
A boss alright.
Why do I have to wait for the enemies?
Why do I have to wait for the enemies to spawn?
Is that command or something?
Is that normal?
yo on my way if it's on the left low-cap a form hella bad bro is there
commands left fast here we go here we go
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Now.
Take your time if it's on the left.
Come on.
Well, at least I'm so slow that they don't fucking...
I'm BANZED.
I'm Barnes, Shat!
I'm Barnes!
3, 2, 1, last try!
Fuck this song, bro!
Chad, I'm actually done. I'm actually done. I'm actually done. I'm actually done. I'm actually done.
Type 1 if I should stop. Type 2 if I should do one more try, fully locked in.
With the right song.
You decide you decide
This is a good song actually
Okay, one more one was one more right all right, I got you I got you here we go here we go
How do I reset it I'm just gonna reset the fucking game
One last try, one last try to rule them all, to rule them all Chad, yo I'm sweating bro.
Why am I sweating?
It's hot today in Europe now.
Here we go, see you on the world record side, bang.
Come on, three, two, one.
Here we go baby.
My spotty-fies in the way.
Oh my gosh.
Tap one if I'm annoying as hell.
I saw like a little video playing on my side, I can't, I can't.
Oh, no, I've never been coming up with excuses.
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Last try, last try, last try.
Come on, one footie locked in try.
Three, two, one, now.
It's always those.
Ah, bro, always bottom left.
Buzzerite, like, bro, how many spawn there, bro?
Ah, fuck.
Ah fuck!
I can't even see him.
Ah man! 3, 2, 1, last try!
I'm addicted. This better than leak.
Am I getting worse and worse?
How nice that muting bro.
Oh, you little!
Oh my god!
I NEED A HERO PLEASE!
If this score, check!
Whenever I get a worse score now, I'm gonna stop.
If my next score is worse, then I'm gonna stop. Here we go.
Oh no.
Hello!
Bro, I'm getting scammed.
No, I'm washed.
Like what?
so far away 32 that's higher than 30 if i get less than then always like then i stop here we go
No, three, two, one. Don't call me a scavenger, you know I'm not.
If this is less than 32, I stop.
Shit, it won't be.
Come on. You doing decent?
Speed up, Mark. Speed up.
Not fucking bad at all.
I'm choking, I'm choking, I'm thinking too much, I'm thinking too much.
35 if less than 35 I stop again here we go from cramping up I'm cramping up
oh wow wow wow here we go chat here we go here we go wish me luck bro last what
do you mean bro scammer what bro if I get less than GG all right here we go
Same score as your age, buzzer right.
Come on, three, two, one.
now stop on the left back these are my shanghai
Oh my god.
Nice.
Oh man.
Meg. Mark. Lock him.
I'm fucking sure
Guys hey, hey technically technically
Technically that's not last bro. Technically. That's not last bro
Right fucked up at the umbro
Check look at this, bro. The pro player is 41
If we have more than the pro player than full GG, bro, like what then this guy will probably get fired from his job
If they tell him that don't a pixel got one more. All right. Here we go. You last one last one last one last one
if less than 35 of course here we go three to five three to five three to one
now I'm tweaking which game you want to play which game you want to play it's
It's done.
Lookin'.
Fuck.
Ah, it's so bad.
Okay, bro.
money
eight seconds last magazine
oh wait what
lock
in boys and girls
lock
in boys and girls
Come on!
Oh, shite, shite, shite, shite, shite, no I'm nervous.
No I'm nervous, no I'm nervous, no I'm nervous, no I'm nervous, no I'm nervous.
Alright, alright, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go.
I don't know if this song is good for this.
Probably not.
It's like full, oh yeah it is.
Three, two, one, 36 to beat.
No.
I need to speed it up a little bit.
Which game you want to play which game you want to play
We're doing
GG. Bro, we had 40 though, no?
Alta.
Oh, fuck. Alright, no bad. Chad, do I play one game or no?
Do I play one game or no? Mmm...
Don't let him scam the poll. What do you mean?
Minecraft, it's been so long. Yes?
Okay, okay, okay. Chad, if we use this aim in game, bro,
then we should have a chance, bro. Then we should have a chance, bro.
All right, here we go. Here we go. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see chat. Listen to me, bro
You get to choose do you want me to play one game fully serious not even trying to like talk with my teammates like?
fully serious just like like it's a grand final or no
Mods make a pull fully serious or not fully serious
hmm
Like I can play like if I lose I die like like that mindset, you know what I mean? Hmm
Just tell me, just tell me.
Guys fully locked in and out try out fully 80% okay chat.
Okay okay, mods game prediction game prediction game prediction.
I will only play one game. I will only play one game.
Here we go.
We need a good map though.
Vamo.
I'm not even going to use voice changer, bro.
I'm not even going to use voice changer.
Ah, ban in front of ban fucking overpass.
Probably ban nuke.
bro mirage is fine bro if enemy team picks nuke we may be chopped
dust would be awesome dust would be awesome 12k miho I'm not 12k bro I'm
not 12k you will see bro like I will make these guys look like bots lower
rating than playtime but that's too GG he wants us to join on he wants to start
on T side no way why am I the only one here we go here we go chat yeah we go do
I stay in window borderless because it's kind of working right now let me
We actually try hot chat. My settings are full ass.
I have everything on high.
Do I put everything on low?
What do pros use?
Medium.
Is this good enough?
Disable far what is far I don't see it shadows
Shadows lower one put 8x, okay
Shadows low, okay
What the hell my game looks ass now
I feel like I'm watching Fury.
Okay, now that it was cheating where I came from, I'm just getting a bit stifled.
Let's see here, let's see.
Let's see, new settings.
Wait, this feels clean on that.
My FPS is better.
What is that?
What?
Okay.
Chad, my settings, my settings, they don't feel right.
They don't feel right, Mark.
Max FPS needs to be down.
play how much FPS do I play? 240. I'm not blaming the settings chat, I'm not blaming the settings
bro. You gotta have 2k rest. Let's try. Rush B was the worst call ever. I feel like rushing
long this is a player chat I should have to force by I have to force by right
this is what carrying will do I have to force by I like I can just one one
come deacon, trust me bro
let's go long
that's true
not worth, not worth
and my teammate doesn't sound motivated at all
AK doesn't speak
chat how do i break the ice how do i break the ice we have two players at zero
at zero kills
now we buy and now we win
what
you have a good microphone
a good voice thank you
Thank you, baby.
Glover is dead.
Uh, he's not dead.
Nisq, Nisq, Nisq.
He's on the bridge, he's on the bridge!
Shot.
What on the silver?
stop tagging me
go far by three men
I'm the 16 by 9 demon
where is he?
check this out
that's all I'm gonna get
he looked like a dead body
Jenny making am I addicted to force buying bro am I one of those guys oh hell no
Do I ask for a drop I
Feel like now I need to buy Digo though so I can buy something nice next round guys play slow play for entry
Purple AFK
How to get in?
Short.
One ton out, low.
Oh, f***.
Sorry, man.
I need backup.
One for short, push top.
One for short.
I can't show off for start middle
Fuck me
Window
Double door
No
Fuck
Oh my chat it's so hard to hit from the back. Do you know what I mean though?
Like those shots are not easy it looks I look like a but right now but you know
those shots are not no no no no no no no no no you okay so you would have hit
10 out of 10 times bro.
Okay.
Not a bad round, lock in guys.
Yes.
That was alright.
Flash from north.
Too long.
To my game looks rainy since I changed the settings.
Not bad.
Mid.
First.
Shot, one HP.
Fire in the hole!
One hit, that's another kill.
I have to kill him.
Going flashbang.
What the f***?
I'm about to break something, I'm not even dropping.
Holy f***.
Go back to cases.
yo my settings are ass right now bro
chat why is my game so grainy which one do I need to change
what is wrong
I think it's able to last this one
good job
oh yeah it looks much nicer thanks chat oh fuck easy
You guys are awesome
Yo yellow, where you from me mm-hmm good name
Spicy
What do you come
Belgium
I always go short like...
Yeah, you can.
Mijo.
Ah! Ah!
Controlling! Like, I know I can kill them easily!
Good, good, good.
After this...no, no, no, no. Reset, reset, reset, reset, reset.
15 minute there we go
Reset
From now on
I will not have one more stupid death meat
No more stupid deaths
Starting now
I didn't need to check lower tunnel there bro, like if they pushed
On one HP, what was I thinking?
Oh my god!
Niko gloves!
I tough when I was in gameplay
Oh, actually not bad for 133 euros, no?
Not bad, and I think those gloves are cute.
I don't mind these at all, bro.
They're shiny as well, they're shiny.
Thank you very much.
130 euros, we take that.
What is the time?
Remind me to buy those mods.
The last gloves I forgot to buy, I'm not even joking.
Check this out.
One on one, please.
One tack to what's been.
Bro!
I have to buy them after this.
I will forget
Wait, am I baiting short
Should I be on be right now? I don't lose my all to
Wait for me wait for me
I've smoke I've smoke
Oh no, they lost the bomb on me.
Right.
Throw a flashbang.
I got a terrorist in the way.
Oh my god.
I'm not going to tell them.
I thought it was on the right.
There's space now.
Yeah, no, not your voice.
Thank you. I love you as well.
Thank you.
Bro, we need to win the game though. We need to win the game.
I feel like we are pulling the most right now. If you press tap, bro, look at our teammates.
What are they thinking?
No front.
Lock in guys.
Yellow and I can't to be fighters.
I can flash you out of the way guys I'm flashing on long three two one pop go go one maybe on
on the right here, careful
hit dad
sorry loy
where's last? repeat that
let's go be easy yes 15 kills where is he cheating okay no no no he's saying
No, we got this
Even if he has a wallet just out a man
On site
So we're taking the post counter strike on boys. I've seen
He's cheating too
Activated the bomb.
Maybe Vaglash, maybe Vaglash. Guys report enemy, maybe Vaglash, maybe Vaglash.
Hmm hmm.
Maybe Vaglash.
Green, where are you from? Mamito.
Ukraine.
I see. Do you have a favorite team? Counter-Strike team?
Which one do you have?
I don't know.
He went like...
I used to love like
Based oh, yeah, it's definitely stop playing
Tunnel nice
Right
By the gloves you don't even have to remind me right now Chad actually do I buy them right now?
you can't smoke screen shot right, as i will literally leak all of my mots
can you see screen or not?
I don't see him, I'm behind him Chad, I'm behind him, please tell me you can't see this,
please tell me you can't see this, please tell me you can't see this,
Fist bump
Come on
Checking out
Time
Unexpected error
What the fuck?
You dropped this
You dropped the bomb
Told me unexpected error I'll check
Get her, terrorist!
Do I have money or no?
6-8-1-5.
I am.
I'm gonna buy an offense round.
Nice try guys, very nice try.
Bro, we need to win this game.
Green, you only have three kills.
Lock in, lock in, lock in for simple.
If simple, what, beyond the team?
He would flame you right now.
Hey, that's real.
I got a suppo in lower.
Wait for me guys.
Wait for me guys
Come on
It's the Oogawa thing for the format switch primer bro
What the fuck is that smoke like
Flash out, flash out, let's go now
I'm gonna smoke off connector
Where's the tooth, where's the tooth over there?
Wait, wait for smoke
Let's go, let's go
Let's go let's go let's go
What you call it again?
Thank you, mister younger
P. Sheffield
Biggy time big time
Good job team very good job. Can I have dropped can I have dropped so I can buy a utility?
Thank you, thank you
Green
Wait, who took the AK what the fuck thank you
Thank you
Why they're going long off the form nice guys, let's go long again. Let's go long again. Come on. We go away. We go away
I'm gonna smoke off
Don't bait
Behind that last one is shit. I careful careful
Probably shot you can't shot the last I told you I got it. I got it one HP one HP
What are these peaks
Last one HP.
Nice Queen!
Arrosh!
That Queen!
See if I was proud, dude.
Very proud.
Wasn't that funny?
Alright, that's a double chin.
I'm gonna get a middle entry guys like simple check this out
why is the bomber tunnel are we taking this we're gonna push up top mid-chat classic
silver play
meat I have
that guy is close
I don't know.
Guys, it's city solid.
Watch out.
These boys have got a bell in Osno and they don't mind using it.
I don't know.
Green?
Do you have kit?
no kid I hear in your back I hear in your background the voices
ok
that's my guy
he's saving 300
what what what
he's saving his money
he's out
ok, 2 extension
short, already short
ok, now I'm gonna fuck him right now
right now
reset mark, reset
like the n-troner
3 2 1 now
ok
i'm gonna die
fuck this shit
my god, you mean?
bomb is already made
no ammo
Bbbb
I
Flash me in flash me in flash me in flash me in
Short
Come on, come on, I swear CT's at it fast. We are the CT's.
If they just rush B, where they gonna go now? They went short then B, now they're gonna go long.
Yo, let me play long. Blue, you got short, okay?
We play too long, it's fine. I'm gonna molly, I'm gonna molly, don't smoke.
Maybe molly it?
Smoke it, smoke it.
Don't peek, wait.
Or you peek?
You hear long? Nice! Long, long, long, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb!
One more, blue.
Okay.
Very good angle.
Flash by.
Come on, middle.
Easy, easy, 4v1, 4v1.
Only German fucking can't get to the camp.
Last long door, long door.
Nice pain!
Rorschblad!
I like bro I like nice it's desert eagle blaze bro
Haha
One med
One long guys any help on me
Short to what's already I need help on a guy's now
You
Yo, yo, you guys you can't die to the op middle you can't die to the op middle just don't beat them just don't beat them
we went we went just look too many enemies too many enemies too many enemies what
about chat not the op right why are you buying op as well like simple
isn't that guys I feel like they're gonna go again bro careful and a long blue
just no Molly no smoke it's fine just be careful bro play safe on the beat
I have shot.
Bomb middle, bomb middle, bomb middle.
I need to be some, okay.
We need him!
Copy.
Long one, long.
Oh!
We should be cut. And I will be long.
Last two long.
I'm very low.
Heal him, go back. Careful, maybe coming.
What?
you have the cross yellow yeah okay hi this guy's fucking cheating check this out no no
check this out
I'm gonna flash here and then I'm gonna enter through that.
What the fuck?
Good.
Little fucking cunt.
Your mum read shure, Trisa.
So you're a... he's... he's...
No, no, no, not your...
Sorry, I'm sorry.
What are you saying about my mom?
I lose the one we won in front of my mom
Ah, okay, here's mom
Good job
I'm about to uninstall, reset mark, reset reset reset.
Where's last?
Where?
I'm not in the smoke, I'm in the smoke.
Defuse, defuse, defuse, defuse, I can defend, I have smoke everything, defuse defuse defuse,
trust me.
I
Get it, okay, nine
Good job team
Papa Papa can you early Molotov early Molotov be trust early Molotov be I give you more than bang bang bang bang
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Move it! Move it!
Oh, good to time.
I'm almost finished.
One more.
Probably still have enough.
Throwing fire.
Throwing the grenade.
B.
Okay.
Hopper!
Teleport short.
One.
One dead short.
One.
One tunnel. One tunnel.
One grenade.
Ah!
I can't see him here, right?
Short. One go for bomb.
Half short, half.
Yo, some fakes, hopper! That's me!
He's in mid.
I'm flashin' middle.
Bomb.
Don't see middle.
and that's fucking bullying me up
i'm pushing
no no no push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push
sit down bitch
someone drop purple someone drop purple
9 to 10 check 9 to 10
I feel like they are going to rush all day, like long.
It's angry.
Foy smoke.
He's down.
Okay.
I see it to be fun.
I need to see him again.
Oh, I shouldn't leave your A alone to be honest.
I
Can someone draw me
Thank you brother
Yellow you play League of Legends bro good as
Long, long, long.
Didn't see them.
Yes, yes, yes, probably. Bombay, bombay!
Bit, bit, bit, bit.
I'm gonna make a flash play here.
One on bit.
They are long probably.
Already caught up, what the?
side, A-Side
No, fuck you, A-Side
Time to lock in
Up, C-Lock
Okay, nice
Shite, son of a
Fuck, guys, come on
10-11
If we lose this one, chopped
Oh, gosh, I may need a drop
I may need a drop, guys
I have 22 kills, please, please
Please, if you give me a file, I'll deliver.
Thank you, Papa.
Shit.
Green, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Oh, god.
All the pressure.
Here we go.
I have to play long, I think.
What's your name?
No, I shouldn't.
Good set.
Incendiary out.
Long something?
Nice.
One onk.
One, one.
Okay.
I can flash behind you, flashing behind you.
Pop!
Oh, one, oh!
My bad.
No, no.
Ah, already ran.
Niiiiiine!
I trolled so hard.
Run, run dead.
Car, car, car left.
Is he sure?
Where's the cheater?
36 kills on this fucking guy.
Is he just doing something?
Maybe, maybe I'll hide.
Anybody got right now?
Fuck!
Please.
Don't try Pockchamp, bro.
We got this an hour ago.
Let me buy it.
Stop.
Huh?
Akira with the rate? Is that real?
Is that a real rate or is that a clanker rate?
Yo Akira, I appreciate the rate. I hope you enjoyed your stream. What the hell?
Hearts in the chat, hearts in the chat right now.
Thank you Akira to Keonoh.
What language?
You ass gloves. I like those a lot.
All right here we go.
He lost.
Wait did he?
Nice try, nice try.
Guys you need to lock in, this is the round.
Sorry for taking your M4 last round purple, I thought I was onto something.
All good.
Eagle time.
Check this out, check this out.
One minute.
okay
long coming you got this you say b
okay one way one day come here perfect
we can win we can win
careful to watch you know
Oh, what how is it on the kill? I had children careful. Maybe sure. Can you watch her just like high job?
one long off careful don't peek maybe
No, not that. Same guy for playing guys, good luck.
Nice, nice of luck in life.
Fuck, at least we're close.
It's so close, so close.
WT mates, bro.
Oh, look at the profile picture.
That's cute as shit.
I may steal that, I'm not even joking.
We could have won that though.
Mmm
We could have won that though, bro was it cheating 38 kills
Investigate him investigate him cheater. No cheetah. I don't want to go on that side
Fuck do I play one more chat? That's a dick thing. I'm not gonna lie
Like I feel like if that guy didn't drop 30 kills pro easy like I would I could win 10 games in a row right now and be 30k premier
Well, let me check one thing by the way chat. Is this guy still going? I
Had something on my recommended on twitch today chat
If this is real then GG
Let me see let me see
Chat, do you know the guy who went from the lowest rank in that one game to the highest rank?
and one stream. Where is he? Where did he stop? Because I saw it's Timmy live and he
was doing it for CS. VAS! Did he get it? If he got it, then full GG. He tried to go lowest
to highest rank and CS. No way he did an 11 house. 230k premiere. What rank did he get?
Yeah, but she's smart. Yeah. I was about to say like it's not possible in CS. Yo, why
I see 10K, you know?
Haha, you're a shizer.
It's just not possible in CS, bro.
Yeah.
Don't tell me you played for 11 hours, bro.
No.
No, he had to sign at 6K.
He signed at 5K.
Oh, my.
Chad, if you're on a new account, does it stop?
Does it get you started at 5k elo?
Like even if you carried your games, your placements?
Or did he get an account that's like low ranked
because he wanted to do the lowest rank to highest?
He did 42 hours, no shot.
I think it included the apex, no?
I was about to say, bro.
I wanted to see if he's still alive doing it.
All right, one more, yeah, you know, okay.
Ah, fuck, look you gotta stop when it's fun, you know what I mean?
I feel like if I play one more it's gonna be full cancer, bro.
Like the classic CS experience.
Why are you sweating? Because of good ass fucking 30 degrees where I live.
Chad, it's gonna get super hot this fucking weekend in Europe. Type 1 if you're affected. Type 1 if you're affected, bro.
I'm gonna melt like a fucking piece of chocolate.
Portal 2 Scammer.
Yeah, look here, alright.
Alright.
Guys, I cued one more.
Don't be mad at me.
I will show you the greatest gameplay in Counter-Strike history.
Okay?
I'm being that ass, bro.
I'm being that ass.
One last game.
Hey, would you rather want me to play CS or league bro and be honest band fucking inferno and ban overpass before I fucking punch my monitor, please I
Have to do go to us to get overpass man guys can we ban overpass? Okay, just kill me
Hello, okay bro GG. Oh my I
I should have not chewed another game, bro ancient, please ancient, please ancient I
Can carry on ancient I can carry
Why is only 10 kilo this is full-time job?
Listen bro listen stream snipers, bro
Check this out, bro, I'll show you it's actually not streams. I was issues issues
I'm at a rank where I don't belong, bro.
I'm in a rank where I don't belong, bro.
Playing against mobile rogolt.
Why am I lagging?
Do you guys see that?
The server is ass.
I'm saying run out, shot 30k kills.
Like 30k.
I
Was good, baby
Why all the way I play be no, let me play this I'm gonna be man. No
What?
No
We mean no I play be no big I play be no be
No, I play be yes, no be
Okay
one cave
alright let's check the scoreboard whoever got the most kills can play on b
green 0-1
me 2-1-1
I play B
green, you got zero kill
I play B
HEY HEY
Guys why do we all want to play B
Let me play B please
I got two kills on the pistol, one more rule
Oh no, shut up
Bro, keep it on the low
I can play B
You can play B
Chill out
You can play B
Yeah
Brozzy's in the top squad.
Okay.
It's entering.
Got him.
Chad, I'm not joking. Could be a 30-0.
Nice here.
I don't think so.
Where are you guys from?
Country.
Czech Republic.
What?
And how do you know?
Pivo, Pivo.
How do you know Russian?
Bro.
No, no, no, no, no.
How do you know Russian?
Bro.
No, no, no, no, no.
I learned Russian.
Chill.
In school?
Yes.
Check, check.
Hey, bomb, hey, bomb.
bomb
Install a fucking book with the P90 just rushed me bro fucking I want to quit these right now
Jack with the new bloodstain I
Refresh game I
Wanna
F1, please. My cat is on the carpet, please.
Bro, why do you have to have that again?
Please, F1, please, F1.
Guys, please, F1, my cat is on the carpet.
F1, please, F1.
What?!
That doesn't work?!
Let's roll. Let's roll.
They patched it!
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
Do you guys have any pets?
Blue, you look like you have a dog.
Perfect, you're on it.
I knew it.
What kind of dog you have? You look like you have a Chihuahua.
I say your Instagram
Yellow's still AFK, how we take him down?
Okay, let's escape.
There's a lot of donuts.
Oh fuck this map.
Is this map annoying or am I too weak and broke?
what
I need auto-clicker.
Bullshit.
What? Are you smarter than a chimpanzee?
Click the squares.
One, two, three, four.
One two three four five six
Oh no
Oh guys
Yeah buddy
Are you having fun right now or no?
No
Yeah for fun
blue yeah you sound like you have a wife I streaming fan you are streaming yep
what yep why you have to ask us for permission I don't want to be on your
stream it's illegal bro yeah this is legal no I don't think it is bro
where's last where info
Last donut he pinged it, last donut he pinged it.
Hello?
Yes.
Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing?
Thank you man, thank you for following.
You say fuck you or thank you?
Thank you.
Oh, no worries, no worries.
Thank you for following, man.
I didn't follow you.
Your chat follow me channel.
I found you, they found you.
Last cave.
I like it, thank you.
Wait, you're streaming Counter-Strike?
Yes, I love Counter-Strike.
I play...
But, my friend, can you hear me? Blue.
yep so this is your main game counter strike yes this is many game but how
are you 12,000 elo if it's your main game as a streamer that's disgusting you
should be way higher rank now if it's your main game hey man what you doing I'm
just being real wrong listen you should be 25k elo at least if you're a streamer
or not
well stop please
hey i was just saying the truth bro sometimes the truth hurts
thank you very much
thank you
one minute
got it
I'm not even tip farming, what is this?
Middle
Ah, cave, cave, cave, cave
Last was middle, that was T spawn
Could be anywhere now guys, anywhere
I have ramp, I have ramp green, I have
I like your streaming you like that I'm streaming yeah buddy thank you thank
I'm not streaming right now, I'm not streaming right now, bro.
You are streaming, man.
Hey! Orange, chill, chill, chill.
Orange, are you also streaming?
No, no, I'm just French.
You're just French? Like Xavu?
Nice.
Check out my op, check, check out my op.
someone check ton okay I don't know what it was about this angle but it made me
you want to play league
oh fuck
info?
one was mid, transport
i'm fucking ass, check this out
ok
last B
I didn't hit him, he didn't hit me, he didn't hit me.
The game is crazy.
Oh
Orange
Orange orange
No, no, no nice try nice try sorry. I'm a little toxic today guys. I'm a little bit toxic. I didn't have a good day
I didn't have a good day
What's happened where are you from?
I'm from Germany, bro. I'm from Germany. I was just like I don't know like I woke I woke up and I wasn't in the mood
I don't know, bro. I don't know
I will, you are from Germany
What it means I now?
What? What means what?
Moin
How did you know that? Yeah, Moin Moin
Okay, hey!
I was working in Germany
Okay, okay
One round
Orange, spectate AWP, spectate AWP orange
Trust me, spectate AWP, you see?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
You got this.
1v3.
Beat, beat.
What? Why would you steal all the notes?
me speak is very bad you have Mac 10 skin
I'm you the blue you can tell him orange cage I blew that I'm you to them
yeah she needed you man let's go what did you do because he was talking about
something that he knows I don't like
I'm gonna be here.
Oh, no, sorry.
I'm so mad.
I'm mad.
Now I'm mad.
Okay, one of them will be up there.
Yo, blue, not funny.
I'm muted you.
But please.
It's on my mind.
Only one.
I'll fuck him.
I
Did nice
Last
Your blue I can hear you now don't mention the Mac 10, please I
Assume your chat told you to mention don't do please don't do
help help help nice nice we are locked
can you pause the game I need to go to the bathroom you'll say wallahi bro this
This is not your stream buddy.
Come on. Check this out.
How much hours do you have on CS?
How much on my headphones?
No, your hours on CS.
10,000, 12,000, no 9,000. 10,000.
Why are you on 12,000?
Hello.
You're green. Are we taking the piss?
why are you why are you if i check your hours what would it say
uh... one thousand
you're cheating bro
yeah
how's he
three thousand dollars
I'm out.
I need out.
My F88G like these guys don't play.
Guys, A coming, A coming.
I'm gonna get that.
There's something.
if I want to do guys bomb bomb on a yo I'm getting a
She guys like this this has some push
Look can you hear me
Did you meet me
Yeah, I have to yeah, why did you meet me? I muted you
I don't know what the fuck why would you mute me back hi a bike
Reminds me of someone she looks like the watch guy
You know who I'm you check
I want A, I want A.
Okay, I'm just going to camp. If they camp, I camp.
Go on, I'll step in, get out.
Nice.
Yo, come on, I'm just trying to take in the piss.
one cave
why is everyone rage-beating in this lobby bro? shut the fuck up
what is this?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
oh no the 8 was here right actually it was here's the 7 nice one two three four
Oh, this one's GG.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Okay.
Two, three, four, five, six.
No!
How many did the monkey get, Chad?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Okay.
Good job, team.
Very good job, team.
Very good job.
Wow.
I'll inch out a question, bro. Yeah, are you in school? Yep, what's your favorite?
What's your favorite fuck?
It's...
Matia, no?
Mathematics!
Bro, I speak very small English.
All good, I was talking with Rolish.
I study statistics right now.
Statistics?
Okay, that.
So, 5 plus 5 equals 25, for example.
I signed 5
How much?
I'm matching with my duos
How much?
That's 5 man
Ah, meet, meet, MVP
Not bad
I am 4, that's 36
Ah, okay, I give you one more, I give you one more
Wait, first watch me win the round
One mid, one mid
You're pro at math, I'm pro at CS
Ah, I watch, I watch
I think this is.
Why are you saying nice when I die, bro?
I need a calc for the question.
Yes, I need to whip up my calc.
It's shot for what?
Calc shot for calculator, bro. It's slang.
line okay okay I'm gonna stop working in places what is six times nine times two
six times nine times two I think you can do it on a ever you ever of her in
Czech Republic that's a 108 how did you do that statistics man calculator on a
An epic sale? Have you ever been in Czech Republic?
Wait, what?
Have you ever been in Czech Republic?
Have I ever been in Czech Republic?
No, but I watch YouTuber, I watch YouTuber who on the streets he exposes scams, you know?
Like, rest in peace money, like, you know?
What do you think?
Yeah, buddy.
Nice move, what the fuck?
Check Republic Gamer.
Look me, look me, YouTube channel.
Epopei.
This short is very good.
Shorts?
Yep, YouTube.
I like this shorts
Ok I'll check, I'll check
I have to buy scout, I have to buy scout
Is he good at CS?
Not as good as me, not a...
Oh my life's bad
I'll try again
That was topfriin
I'll try again, I'll try
Acoustics it's called, Acoustics.
He's not gonna peek the one, that's fine with me.
One with Donut.
If he minds his own business, I'm on my own business.
Check this out.
Should be low.
Get him, but I don't know.
Donut, dead, 3 to 1.
Yeah, she's low.
If you 1v5, I give you a knife, bro.
Running Stump and for the 5 gifted. I appreciate you.
1, 2, 3, 2, meet.
Ah, sorry thing.
Nice try.
Nice try, nice try.
Chat, I would have flashed that.
Oh, I failed again. Oops.
Alright, let me buy.
You're running Stump, thank you for the 10, for the 5.
uh orange do you have a wife
no no no too young
how old are you
i'm 19 right now and you
fast
are you taking the purse i'm 28
i'm getting old man
that's all for video games
what did you say savior
you said that's all for video games
hey
you're chill
video games chill chill bro I'm trying to have fun place yes it's such a big
it like that
watch me
how did I miss that how horny tom with a fucking scum
Orange?
Yeah.
250x50?
Uh, 2500.
No shots.
You're cheating, man.
I have my car right there.
Thanks.
I'm gonna go get the car.
My cock right there
That's what I'm saying, bro. You're using a whole B for me. Oh yellow. You sound sad. Don't be sad, bro
We're gonna win this game
We got this yellow
So check this out, I will fully lock it with the deco
How many nades wanna hit me? How many?
Oh, oh!
Two V2 guys!
One low, eight. I'll be sorry.
Long range?
Another one, go.
One V2.
What?
Papa almost asked.
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
Epo Pash
Yeah?
Nice one, nice one
Epo Pai
I'm called Jakob
Nice to meet you, Jakob
I'm called Marc
How are you?
I want to
How are you?
I'm writing your instagram
You can write it on instagram
Slider! Slider in the air, I'm sorry!
I checked the sub.
Oh, I don't like this map. Okay, no excuses.
Okay, I thought it was an A-game.
Hello? Nice.
Where more? Where? Where's last? Where?
Where's info? I need info.
I need info.
What?
He's B-Player.
Yo, yo, hey!
Please.
XP.
Oh, man.
Was alright.
Can you make a single step?
No, right?
Put two.
Watch my cave.
Okay.
It's okay.
No, bad.
You opened yourself?
No, bro.
I'm not gonna do that.
yourself no bro I traded because I lost 200 euros like two days ago because how
did you lose 200 euros open cases why don't open cases don't I on one side I
4,000 euros
You gambled?
Yeah
Very bad, very bad
Don't
But I like the feeling from it
Yeah but if you look
If you didn't gamble, you would have dropped me
AK-5 so I would have said, oh my god, you're the goat
Now you dropped me this shit
No front
Yeah, I'm gonna just buy this
Yes, save your money
I'm gonna fire
Red room
Check
Almost there, I'm gonna just gonna molly him off
I'm gonna smoke this
I'm coming behind now
Plan
Plan please, plan please
One down
I think that's alive, I'm gonna check for him
Yep, of course
Can I self-puss some on you?
I'm on you. 60. 60. 60. 60.
One should be on you. 60.
Okay, I can name him. 260. 260.
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold. Easy, easy.
Unbelievable.
Fuck, what's the last?
Yeah, you don't streaming for a kick?
No, right now, no.
Only Twitch and YouTube, only Twitch and YouTube.
Okay, okay, okay.
And TikTok, and TikTok Live.
Did you get a contract from kick?
Did they propose you anything?
Me?
Yeah.
Of course.
of
the
We are shocked.
Come, we have to play.
I have bomb. You have no choice.
Doesn't pick down guy.
I don't know, don't know.
I saw him.
I actually trolled him.
We need to lock in.
Lock in.
I get killed, you get killed.
If we all get one kill before they get a kill, we win the round.
what exp English please speaking I think very so bad man
all your English is great let's go be let's go be let's go be let's please
he said Zubar to me I'll show him Zubar check this out chat don't tilt
Don't tilt
City City City
Okay, so my team does gg that's trims not
kill the tourist wind
man
what the f**k
I don't know, I don't know what to say
I really don't want to lose guys
I really don't want to lose, where do we go?
beat it, not work bro
where can we go green?
I don't know
bro I need to win this game like a meat
nice shot one donut
guys maybe maybe go to be go to be
I
Be info no one was gave
Maybe don't
Nice go be go be go be
At least won't be
I think I heard a nice
We are banshee
Plant plant please thank you
GG guys GG
GG
Thank you very much. Thank you very much. GG
They call me simple junior guys they call me simple junior brah
You are gold man
The goat?
Yeah, go gold
Yes
Okay, hey, Alta, thank you bro
What's your take on the BC game?
I want them at playoffs bro, at big tournaments with crowd, but they always lose in playoffs
Ah, before playoffs I mean, one point.
Oh my god.
I was thinking about what I said.
So how's Zasha doing right now?
CT, CT AWP.
Not a bad score though.
Oh no, no, no.
13-11 against Falcons.
oh my god was falcons fried from the last time you know right that's a good score
You're so close, you're so close man.
Yellow, yellow, yellow.
Calm, calm, calm, calm, calm.
Prosta win, Prosta win.
It means just win, just win.
Guys, go be rush, go be rush.
What?
Yeah, yeah.
Can I go?
Go rush, go rush.
Why are you running yellow? Why tired?
I'm sitting up
Maybe you want to smoke?
Maybe, maybe, yeah
But I worked a lot today, I didn't...
I'm pushing site
Let's look in, come on
First site, first site, first site
I'm tired of you
Let's stop
Alright, check this out, check this out
Time to join bomb site
One on CTA, that's good
Peeking site
One low. GG. If I miss this, I'll GG. Well, I don't. Ramp. One ramp once.
one
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
like what streaming a pop ash thank you thank you I love you thank you
love guys love yo orange pay attention in your statistics class okay
pay attention I will I will country it
What what are you I'll knock on the table for you bang you got this for you got this
Thank you, man. W guy bro. W team W team chat W team
That's pretty decent
That's like a dollar
I'll take that how much how much
Okay, we unboxed these chat. Let me see how they look
Let's see how they look
By the way, how much are they worth?
Not that it matters. I don't care about skin prices when I unbox skins. I only care about how they look
Well worn we bought them for 140 euros, right? Oh
Aww...
What do I call it, Brocade flowers.
These are not even the Niko ones.
Niko's using the Garden, right?
Brocade well.
How much?
Woo!
Yo, yo, plus 40, plus 40, plus 40...
After opening like, thousands of those...
Alright, chat!
Ummm...
What are y'all thinking? What are y'all thinking?
What are y'all thinking? What is next? What is next?
We can go Rocket League, I can get my rank.
Ummmmmmm....
Anivia, it's time.
I don't know if I can hop into League bro. Like I will get addicted to looks.
Hmmm...
Chad, if you had to choose between League and Rocket League, what would you do?
What would you do? Which one? Which one?
Fuck.
Midlane, Anivia.
Versus Rocket League getting ranked.
Getting, getting ranked.
But I may scam on this.
I probably, probably will.
Ah, Zuckerberg had 50-50, was?
Fifty-fifty was
Zubnautika me ho
You're wise it's so hot today Chad. I am literally like in a sauna right now. I'm in a sauna, bro
I'm in a sauna, bro
Hmm
It's like 25 degrees in here, bro
All right, own a shit it's all actually watch own a more than speed
They chat this is just who I watch bro. I'm not saying this is who I watch
Oh
And I gotta look in bro, I gotta look in I gotta look in bro
I gotta look him or he's right when he says that I'm like not streaming enough, bro
It's time to look at the lock. All right
Let me think jet today is one of these weird streams, bro tomorrow tomorrow we're actually like locked
Like tomorrow gonna go live early and the drop type something or no
He did yes, I didn't even see that bro. I didn't even see that
Shice Robin if you're still here, are we locked for tomorrow? Hmm?
Anytime works for the six hmm
Go dr. Donut or dr. Donut is always fun. I'm not gonna lie
Let me think let me think let me think
Chat what do we do who makes the boss call who makes the boss call?
Nah jeans. I think today is not a good day for that
I'm not in a yappy mood, you know
Hmm.
Do I go one game of League because it won in the pool?
Or do I get my rank real quick?
Chat, how do I get my rank? How do I get my rank on Rocket League?
Like, how many games do I have to play?
Is it five?
Hmm.
Ten games, but the games are fast, right?
And 3v3s or 2v2s? Or what do you even play?
What's like the main thing, you know what I mean?
What's like the main thing chat mmm to be chooses the main thing okay you can't
get rank it in Rocket League because you need to get level 10 are you being
badass
hmm how do I get to level 10 fast oh my it's same as in CS bro that's so annoying
That's so annoying. Try R6. Buy an account. I can't break rule 99. Amount you spent yapping, you could already get two wins.
Yo, brother. Bro, it is too hot in my room chat. I need to quickly rejuice. And then I decide on what we do, okay?
Just spam in the chat what you want to see. Ah, Robin asked, are we confirmed on WhatsApp? Yes, we are, baby. Yes, tomorrow locked.
Don't be scared, I'm excited.
Alright, give me 6 seconds and I'll be back.
Give me 60 and I'll be back.
Bro, it is hot in here.
I'm sweating.
Alright, give me 60.
Give me 60.
I may have to take my shirt off, bro.
Alright, 6 seconds and I'll be back.
Starting.
Wait, what's something I'll leave you with?
I want to leave you with some classics, Chet.
Some classics.
Like this shit, bro.
Alright, I'll be right here.
I'll be right here.
60 seconds starting.
No.
You
Bro, I just checked it's 25 degrees in my room what my cooling is not working. Oh my gosh, I love you
I'm sorry.
you
I'll get a premium PRN sub with the rest of my cash, appreciate the ads.
you
I
Okay, are you ready?
YouTube what the fuck are you doing?
Waste my money 20-year-old super chat
All right guys. I get a premium sub. No, what?
With the rest of my cash appreciate that yeah, what are you guys doing on YouTube, bro? What is this shit?
Appreciate the money, but
Why are you trolling bro? All right, what did you guys vote on what did you guys vote on bro? Um?
Bro, it is so hot in my room shit. It says 25 degrees my cooler is not working, bro. I'm melting I'm melting
I'll play what you guys vote on without scamming for the first time ever usually I scam
Usually I scam unless it's like the hero because that's like I can't start it right now
That not to kind can't start it's too much, but I will give you these options and I won't scam on this poll
I won't scam deal or no deal check this out
league me Zoloq trying to full focus lock in on a game of anivia and win that shit mid lane not top lane
rocket league I can't play ranked yet my mods told me I need to I need to I need to rank up to
level 10 I don't know how long that takes I can do that off stream as well so I
can play random stream I don't know maybe I can ask the devs if they can give me a
count tuck cottage use of honey by the way um getting level aka like like you
could say practice right I know fast it works um I'll put it on the list portal
to single player thoughts I won't put on the list because I want to connect my
steering wheel we can also hop on to donal smp classic see if people build
something cool. The biggest Minecraft server. What else? But I can't finish
Portal 2 today. I hope you realize it's like eight hours, right? What else?
Portal 2, League, Rocket League, Donut. Anything else that I'm forgetting?
chat I'm looking at the bottom here horror we can open to a horror game horror
game all right here we go I'm not playing deadlock bro bro I'm literally
one HP like scared to play leak because I'm getting addicted if you let me play
deadlock bro same shit like that that's another game that I used to be addicted
to bro it was my birthday on the 19th can you oil up for me no I can't bro
Happy late birthday though. Happy late birthday. Sorry that I can't give you the birthday present that you want bro that you expected
Not happening bro. Not happening. Do you think?
You how many of birth birthday was it, bro? It was your 18th. I love that right now. All right, suck
Classical classical let me get my heart rate. Let me get my heart rate again. I won't scam bro
I won't scam actually. Let me play a game of League bro. Please
Here we go
Which game? Which game? Hard rate? And again, don't be mad. I will do more polls like this in the future, okay Chad?
Because I feel like recently, I haven't let Chad choose a lot like that. I will let Chad choose more. I got you.
Alright, let me put on the hard rate. 3-2, I need to connect here. Next time I can kick Hora game out, so it would have been the second highest, yeah?
let me see I should have put a mogul on the list
shizer I fucked up would you afford it a model or no maybe I scam for a mogul
cool little rank up quick little rank up all right heart rate is top left heart rate
this top left.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
OK.
Question is which game?
I may do some stuff after the horror game chat.
I will play a short one.
But that's not confirmed.
Depends on the game.
If I'm fully scared afterwards, then I'm out.
mods which games can we choose from
uh...
i think
my youtube guys may have something
they always look for our games to play
uh...
then you have something
then he is the goat of our game so far chat every time when he chose a horror
game i actually couldn't sleep at night i'm not joking around being badass
he chose the one uh...
he chose the one with the creepy guy in the elevator if you know you know
she chose
He chose the Minecraft one. The Minecraft one was kind of chopped, but it was nice that it was full in-game.
Which game? Which game, Denny? Which game? Which game?
Speak to me. Your stream is a horror. Alright.
Yeah, he also shows the Lighthouse game, I think.
Which was also creepy.
Well, like, very good.
See, even here?
Denny linked these.
He's saying those are clap clap which one chat which one
Pieces of me Danny link this in discord link this in discord bro. I don't have the notion open bro
Link the links link the links
I mean all of them are probably banners
Pieces of me.
Yeah, okay, Chad
I'm not like this
I feel like I've played this
No, I haven't
Looks classic
Find yourself
Just gonna check the pics real quick for oh
Ooh, how about it also looks like puzzle slop.
Ah, does it?
Counting to six, not a bad name.
Do I let Denny choose?
Denny, you choose, you choose, you choose.
Whatever you call I play.
Hello?
Clap.
This one?
Oh no.
Okay.
Wait, it's free?
okay wait it's free
how do they profit are they i'm installing a bitcoin miner
i'm not reacting afterwards not happening bro just leave out your blacklap all right here we go
i'm not doing relax look today not happening buddy yo bro i'm not reacting today bro all right here we go
YouTube editors are hungry
bro you can't just press a button and like
go react bro I need to be in the like in the yep mood I'm not in the yep mood
today bro
like haha stop
bro those guys bro alright suck here we go
here we go here we go let's get it let's go let's get it let's go
I hope my stream doesn't crash sometimes this horror games my muslim crush
do I turn the lights off yay or nay
Do I turn this one off? No. This one I need to turn off.
This one I need to turn off.
And then also the one in the back. I got you give me a second.
Here we go!
Boo! Alright, down by Chad.
Haven't played horror in a bit.
knock on the light you need the lamp to mark the monsters you wise my heart rate
110 already hello here we go
options first this is quite loud quite fucking loud
90 head bobbing motion blur off head bob off controls
I need lower sense.
Am I cringe? I'll always check the settings first.
I don't like jumping into horror games without knowing what I can do.
What I can't scroll. Scroll is scroll.
How am I going to remember all of this? Here we go.
Everybody lock in.
October 8th, 1984.
I saw an ad in the newspaper about a house setting job.
Since I was short on cash, I decided to sign up.
House sitting. I've heard of that chat.
It's when rich people are on vacation, bro, they hire people to just be in the house.
AKA, just make sure that no one robs the place.
Hmm, quite the eerie night.
Find Maxens house.
There's a bloke standing there.
Chat, does FPS good or no?
This is the person who wants me to house it, right?
Sorry?
Excuse me, I'm trying to find a house on this street. Could you help me out?
Sure, what channel are you looking for?
I'm looking for Max in this place. He hired me to look after it while he's away
Maxine
Usually asks me to watch his place
I'm Marco Botovsky by the way
Nice to meet you Marco. Nice to meet you Marco
Can you tell me where the house is?
Of course
It's two houses down mines right there our neighbors are on the middle and then Maxine's place. You can't miss it
Thanks, Michael. You should have.
No problem. Now, if you'll excuse me, I just got my home automation system in the mail.
I'm really excited.
Oh, it sounds interesting. What does it do?
Well, it's supposed to make life a whole lot easier.
You know, controlling lights, temperature, and even security systems. Pretty cool stuff.
Wow. That sounds convenient.
Why did you decide to get it?
And finally because of the recent disappearance happening around here, mainly because our
neighbor Samu got one and won't stop raving about it.
He left for vacation right after I'm solving it, said it has built in surveillance systems
and all.
Yes, he wanted to keep an eye on things while he's away.
Well, I hope you enjoy setting it up, thanks again for the directions now, Cole.
No problem, if you need anything, I'm just a house away.
I'm already gonna call it chat.
This guy is gonna appear at some point
while everything is dark,
and it's gonna be, boom,
jump scare his fucking face.
I've played these games before.
So this is his house, this is our house.
No, this is the guy who won't stop
yapping about the surveillance system, right?
And this is it.
Male.
This is our body shape.
true to size I would say hi I like your accent first and shut out thank you baby
not a bad house at all hmm I think the home when I mentioned the keys would be
in the backyard game sound too loud to silent chat it's always a game of death
with this I think they said they put in the flowers because the sound could be
way too loud on the first jump scare.
Clocking spiel.
Not bad.
In the flower pot.
Over here.
Got him!
There they are.
Let's see if these work.
Where's the case?
That is my question.
Very silent make a lot of I know you're trying.
I don't think I need to go under here.
I can't jump.
Can I duck in here?
I'm not going to lie.
Can I switch question mark?
Oh my gosh, okay.
Interesting.
Well, that's uh, welcoming.
They did say it was a smart house.
That's my voice.
Ooooooh, hold on a second. They got the fucking uh, GMOD tech.
What is this though?
Chips.
May need these for later.
We have a book.
That works, good to know.
In case it's a monster, I can attack it.
clap clap home automation system 97 dollars
yo squish squish
shy seh
i was about to hop into rocket league i was thinking about it do i go rocket or do i go rocket league
but chat voted rocket bro
but it was close it was close
i may hop into rocket league actually after this
chat bet bet bet this is short hurricane after this i hop into rocket league
w squishy bro hearts in the fucking chat bro hearts in the fucking chat
Alright, here we go, bro.
Fresh shak, most important thing.
Fuck.
Are these meatballs or steak?
Five steaks and a coke, holy manly, fresh.
Who the fuck lives here, bro?
Freezer, give me a band of juries, come on.
Alright.
Thank you, Squishybo.
Hey, thanks for the house sitting.
Please make sure to check the mailbox, water the plants, throw out the trash.
It's cute to toggle the lights on and off in any room.
Once you're finished, help yourself to the food in the kitchen, sailors.
Mailbox, water the plants, throw out the trash.
That's crazy.
Let's blow out the rooms.
Don't like that noise.
I don't understand how the doors work. Do not push them.
I don't like where this is going bro, there's going to be some fucked up jumpscares with
the clapping bro.
Okay, this is the bedroom.
We got a clock, we got a TV.
How the fuck is he leaving?
School on it.
This is his wife.
Where is he flexing his wife on the fucking house?
Here we go.
Hey, everything has an order, order.
Weirdest fucking bathroom ever!
What the hell is this shit, bro?
Why is it so cornered and why is there...
Oh, no.
Workroom?
Okay, I could spark up a stream here.
Oh fuck it. I just rolled to the top.
Caution, do not enter.
Okay, here we go.
Access denied.
I had another door, didn't I?
There's two more rooms that we haven't explored.
Chad, do you think he cares about the lights being on everywhere now, right?
That's how I roll, bro. I like when it's bright everywhere. Makes me feel safe.
Double toilet it up. Not bad. I'd like that utility room.
Okay.
Okay, if you want to piss while standing, not bad. Not bad at all.
Huh?
Oh gosh, sorry I didn't expect that.
Okay, this can I?
That seems pretty normal.
Now, let's tackle that to-do list.
First up, gotta grab the mail.
Can't leave that lying around.
True, true.
The mail should be outside.
Let's switch back for some creepy shit.
Huh?
No, it's not working, kapal.
Okay, here we go.
Missing, please help.
Camkyl Saxon, 25 years of age, 170 lb, 5.9 ft.
Last seen, 23rd of September 1984, on Selford Park wearing a black sweater and black hat.
He was doing house-sitting services.
I hope not for this address, bro.
Sounds like the beginning of a mystery novel.
I wonder what happened.
Alright, what are the plans?
What is this room?
Oh my...
I just need to get to the top.
I grabbed the watering can from the garage. The garage was over outside. Do I leave the door open or no, Chad? I don't care. It's a friendly neighbourhood. This looks rich.
We trust each other around here.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Huh?
Huh
Are these not plants
Wow
Not these ones!
Oh.
game already water these al game al game
check you see where I take out my plants I know how to do this
You got drowning there, you know I'm dead, bro.
Just the neighbors, right?
I don't want to live in a house.
I want apartments but I'm not joking.
Like.
OOC? I don't like this.
Is it too high or no, Chad? Too dark or no?
I should close the door.
Who the fuck put that there?
Wow this bag is heavier than I expected.
that's with the bone sticking out
west of trash can check
okay
okay bro
stop
He says
I ain't s- chat
In a situation like this
Never let them know that you're alone
And never act scared, bro
Always act like you have a gun on your belt and shit like that
Who are you, sir?
I'm Agent Hustoli, you know
Federal investigation bureau
Need to ask you a few questions
Uh, sure
What is this about?
Left in the parts of disturbances in this area. Disappearances. Strange phenomena. We're conducting an investigation.
Yeah, I've heard that. Everything's fine here. Just taking out the trash. Are you sure?
Freezing to believe that there's more to this neighborhood than meets the eye.
100%, just taking out the trash you know.
Alright, but keep your eyes and ears open.
We need to get to the bottom of this.
Of course, we'll do. Thanks inspector.
No problem. Stay safe Roger.
He's gone right?
Do I follow him?
He's living for real.
I'm trying the lights on hold up on the lights on again I forgot all right doesn't work
Hello?
I'm scared bruh.
A little bit in here.
Oh my, I thought jump scare because the music changed.
one if you know what I meant.
Type one if you know what I meant.
Whoa, whoa, he's in the room.
You're not supposed to enter.
I'm checking this one first.
Okay, two one.
What's your name?
Didn't close that bottle.
I should grab something to eat.
I wonder...
Still closed.
Jokes.
I had full time.
I'm being badass right now, drugs aside, I don't want to live in a house.
Are you living in a house, Chad?
Even when I-
Wallahi, there were five steaks and a Coke Zero.
Did I eat that?
I don't recall.
The freezer was empty.
Still is empty.
Frieza was empty, still is empty.
Let's see if the game is real, will this drop?
This guy knows bald this guy's house sitting bro. We're housing and bro eats from the fucking bed of the owner
I don't care what they say, bro.
Act like it's your own house.
There won't be.
Eating some cheerios.
Getting close to the door doesn't matter, bro.
I want to have the door open so we're here.
Hello?
Spectre not here.
Neighbor's not there.
I'm gonna defend myself with this picture.
Alright.
Which room is that?
That's the don't enter room.
What?
Oh, toilet.
Oh my God!
It's a dream.
What the fuck was it?
So broken.
Hello?
I don't see it.
Oh, there he is.
Clap, clap.
Scissors, a duck.
What?
What is this?
Oh, a toilet.
Oh my God.
It's a dream.
What is this?
Oh my God.
It's a dream.
What the fuck was it?
So broken.
Hello?
I don't see it.
Oh, there he is.
Clap, clap.
Scissors, a duck.
Oh my God.
What the fuck is this shit?
Broken lamp, wall scratched by some animal.
Knows if broken.
The lights don't work over here.
Fast.
It's the only room where they don't have the smart light feature.
That'll work.
Okay.
I'll get in the hood. Hello? I'm gonna come inside.
hey okay buddy I'm gonna fuck you up this is my house not yours
rubber duck I'm gonna fuck you up buddy
Outside, outside, outside, outside.
Help, help, help!
I'm good of that.
Same game, clap clap, I'm not a bitch, I'm investigating.
I never wanted to go to... fuck that up.
Keep running until I reach the nearest police station.
While investigating, the authorities found Marcos' lifeless body in this house.
Meanwhile, Maxim's remains were found stuffed in the trash bag outside his house.
The neighbor Savo has disappeared under similar circumstances, remains of yet to be found.
Despite the eerie scratches on the walls, a narrowing account to no trace of the creature
is ever discovered.
The case remains unsolved, leaving an unsettling mystery behind.
wait I was free I understand that was so short that was so short bro what the
hell do you mean bro what the hell do you mean but it was free how is this
free Rubius didn't even play this Rubius usually plays all of them it was it was
good though like I want to play a longer game from this guy though this this was a
good horror game but it was just not like I wish it was longer I wish it was
longer like bro introduce all the characters but I don't even know what
are there different endings was they able to wait what okay that's how the
endings apparently okay okay chat you can kill the guy jeebao that's kind of
Cool.
Chat, do I hop Rocket League or one more horror game?
You decide.
Rocket League or one more?
You decide.
I'm pulling it up.
Bang.
Oh, let's do it Daniel in alone
September 7th, all right, let's go. I
I have zero euros ball right you're selling can you give me wait a second no
I'm not gonna wait is that still wait a second wait a second wait a second wait
a second okay yo bro do I accept this bro am I allowed to still accept this
birthday gift bro I didn't want to accept it I'm gonna look greedy bro but
Right now I need some steam balance bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, dead loss bro.
Happy late birthday for you, Ang.
Yo, low can't eat steam balance, bro.
Now, Sally, give me, give me, I'm declining,
I'm declining, I'm declining.
Sally, give me, give me, give me, please.
Ah, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one.
This one, this one, this one, this one.
W Sally, W Sally.
Ah, let's go.
All right.
2023 released a lot of people played this wow
Rubius he always plays all horror games not gonna lie
But the most we changed title YouTube and twitch, right?
double
Sally and Danny which one do I accept?
Hmm
Both
Do I get do I get a steam balance if I accept both?
All right. I'm accepting Sally's
Here we go. Thank you Sally. I will use all right. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it
Let's get it. Hey, I hope that this one is scary, bro. I hope that this one is scary
Ten gigs chat w fucking Dutch internet check this out high speed deluxe
look at this look at the downloads be top right type one if you're jealous
type one if you're jealous we just said one gigabyte in the matter of like
seven seconds now check this out one point one three two one one point two
what yo bro now bro this is OD this is OD bro 700 Mbps bro she said I remember
the times when I couldn't even watch videos in not even fucking 720p I had
to watch in 480p bro back in my childhood bro sheesh and sometimes I'm
I'm being badass shit. Only the Unks know this. Only the Unks.
I'm 28. In my childhood bro, when I wanted to play something like League of Legends, when my friend said,
Yo bro, let's play this new game. I had to download it overnight.
Leave the PC on. Why overnight, for example, as well?
Because I couldn't, you couldn't do anything on the internet if a game was being downloaded, bro.
You couldn't, you couldn't just check YouTube. Your mom couldn't work.
You had to do it overnight
Brother and it felt really rewarding to boot it up in the morning or like after school really rewarding, bro
Vamo bro Vamo I used to get 700 kbps and that was two gigabytes per hour
I remember bro. I think I I think we even had less than that. I think I used to have a hundred kbps an hour to an hour
Second back in the day
Here we go September 7th
September 7th. Are we spoiled bro? We just downloaded 10 gigabytes in fucking 60 or 70 seconds.
This is not our game!
This is why we are shit bro!
The helly?
I ain't afraid of clowns.
First we go settings.
Resolution.
Frank that shit up.
Render quality? We'll keep at 100.
Fullscreen?
No.
V-Sync? Yeah.
Obviously.
Did you have to go V-Sync? Why? Because it's your, my OBS crushes.
Alright, here we go.
Type 1 if you're ready.
Probably like this.
Ultra, ultra, ultra. Motion blur? Off.
Let's go I ain't scared get me in September 7th. Can't be the strength of the party, huh?
You have to continue my game run in the Christmas
Play with me
Fuck is your best gifts
There's something which looks like a fucking dead body present unless it's cooking utensils
Okay
It's going to rain soon, we need to go home.
Dima.
Lol.
Wait, this is silly, Dima.
Who the fuck have to go home?
Why are we vaping bro?
This is the first horror game where I don't have a flashlight.
Where I only have a loiter. I don't feel like that.
Where is home?
I'm not really familiar with Dima.
What, aren't they creepy?
I think we're on your
Okay, that smell
I'm just said she left a surprise near the door was ania
Are you good I
I confront him a little bit.
You're a lady!
Am I seeing things?
You stay there, alright?
Oh, you little kitty.
Awwww.
It's so cute.
The surprise!
Anya with a surprise, let's see.
Anya plus Dima.
Yo, what the fuck?
I wish I was Dima.
Alright, alright.
Come here.
All right, here we go.
Okay, the game is too loud.
The game is too loud.
Jesus.
What in the fuck is that?
What am I hearing?
Anya?
Are you home?
What the fuck is happening, bro, what is this shit game, bro?
Was that a dog?
What's the task?
Check the gift.
Are you a TV?
Tomorrow, September 7th, we are moving.
Dima needs to go to school.
And Uncle Wichas' car broke down just before moving.
We've been putting off so much time already.
Now we need to think about who to ask to help us.
I hope that in a few days you will find someone with whom to pick up our things from the older
apartment will take the most necessary things with us for now call me as soon
as you read it that quickly decided with whom you will transport the boxes the
parents took all the things they had acquired from our former apartment even
Let's not.
Okay, so we're moving.
Noted.
Do I call her right now?
No.
Which of my F4V is it, ass?
Can I change it?
No.
Where's the gift?
Here.
Good.
good with that ass I'm now what is this shit thanks
I'm gonna leave it all as you get it.
This is our room.
The fuck, empty key.
Open glass.
That's what my album backpacks now, it's been 3 weeks since I've been studying at a new
school.
Not that I'm in class.
I can reface enough.
16+, whoa, whoa.
No gooning please.
Internet is not working well again.
Classical.
What the fuck is he watching?
Babushkas.
Some family pics, some ciggies.
The room.
This is dumb.
Mama always dreamed of teaching me music.
My grandfather forced her to go to the medical college.
Dad brought her a piano for her birthday.
Mom was happy.
She couldn't sell it along with her apartment.
Oh.
I'm your plus, Dima.
Dima, I'm so glad that you and I study at the same school
and live next to each other.
We had a great summer and I didn't want to part so much.
Call me today at 10 p.m.
Dad will leave the house at the house at this time and I can talk.
Awww.
I'm usually snows in the fridge. Need to check.
Is someone walking or is that the music?
Hello?
What am I hearing?
AHH!
Oh!
Hey!
Fuck you!
What do you think you're on your own?
Shit!
brought you to this house. I'm gonna be too weak.
Lights.
Psst.
Refrigerator. Where would the refrigerator be?
In the kitchen.
I
Let me just make a charge.
Bathroom.
Okay.
What the fuck is this?
Dima, Dad and I are very worried about you, but understand this is just a new school.
Many people go through it.
Dad wants you to help us get through the move faster.
Can we talk tomorrow when I come home from work?
This is my mom.
This is the lid.
This is lit.
It's like a little storage thing.
Straight to the bedroom.
When dad got laid off at work, my parents had to sell our apartment to pay for the loan.
Now we live here and it seems we're starting all over again.
Fuck man, the struggle is real.
What is that?
Is that my mods?
Hello?
Is there someone knocking on my tree?
Where's the list of tasks?
.
Task one from dad.
Straighten the sofa, wash the dishes, clean up the big room,
clean up the kitchen, take off the trash.
Fuck you, bro.
Straighten the sofa.
What am I doing now?
I'm afraid, bro.
Well, the doll is taking the piss.
The doll is taking the piss, bro.
What are you doing, you little shit?
I'm scared, bro.
Oh, do the dishes.
so I'm standing here for a few nights and recording a reportage with me video callia sleeping bag
and behind the things with food in short, we were in the game for three seconds and how can you expect him to be seven years
Look!
I'll give you a second to get out of here.
Off off!
Thank you.
AHH!
What was that?
Alright.
What was this?
AHH!
Okay.
Okay
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'm not a plat timer bro, thanks for the fucking 20 bro, I'll probably get fired if you were
more consistent so keep up the bad work, you'll stop, you'll stop, that's what you find
yourself, watch out for watch out, easy if only this would work IRL, wait what?
That's a mirror, no?
Clean up the question, sell us, sell us.
Okay, sorry, I thought it was a doll, okay, voilà.
Did you hear that?
Do you see that?
The doll is back.
Remains to throw out the garage, okay?
Yes! Throw the doll away, bro!
Fuck that doll!
Here we go!
Oh.
What's that sound in the background?
I hear like, radio noise.
What is that?
Can you hear radio noise or no?
It could be my headphones.
Do you hear this or no?
Don't hear it.
Oh, then it's me.
One second.
Can you hear me?
Well, now it's gone, right?
Sometimes I have to reset my mixer.
I don't know why.
How did you guys hear that?
I thought it was only on me.
All right, let me see you hang out the trash.
That's the kitty.
Oh.
I'll just put it here and hope.
Oh.
Where's that hole?
I gotta miss it.
Where are the flash guns?
Stay on.
Bye bye!
doll is gone oh fuck yourself
fucking creep oh whoa whoa whoa whoa you were on the left you're on the left
Mute it?
Mots, can you hear me?
Mots?
Okay, so the chat is taking the piss.
Alright.
Babushka is back, but now she's inside and outside.
What does that mean?
Hello?
I'm gonna come inside.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no, she'll still be making the ride.
Hey!
What?
Oh my gosh.
I don't want to go and take the- the game isn't- I'm moving forward!
You did not just do that. Don't tell me what to-
Games like those are taking the piss. Where's the fucking-
I'm not your dog, bro.
Hey, you left the door open, lady.
Oh, hello, lady, are you fine?
Who's inside of here lady? What did you do? I hear someone crying
All ladies.
Good luck!
But why is home upstairs, bro?
Imagine you live here and guess what, bro?
This is probably a fucking Zenpitas book and you still have to pay like a thousand rent.
Fully chopped, fully chopped.
I live there. Your costa. Hell no.
Okay.
Really?
Clean over here, bro. I cleaned that shit up, huh?
Hello?
Dima, where have you disappeared to?
You went into your house three hours ago, my room faced the courtyard, I saw you taking
out the trash.
I went into the entrance, and our neighbor on the first floor had the door open, I decided
to, that something has happened, I decided to check, but I didn't think that so much
time had passed.
Which neighbor are you talking about?
She died last winter.
What?
Are you sure it's her?
Anya, where did you find that gnome doll, and why did you give it to me?
Dima are you alright? I didn't have any dolls given to you well you left a box
with it by the door. Dima there's someone here what is this no? Anya what's
going on what did you see?
Who is this fucking shitter?
Well, well, well, well, well, so I'm in trouble, huh?
I'm in trouble, huh?
Oh, no.
How many knives did I hide in the drawers in the kitchen?
Knives in the drawer in the kitchen?
C'mon, acoustic
Ah! It's a good sudera-
Is there another fucking dead person?
JJ?
Shit, that's not one
No.
Telephone maybe?
Nine.
Gats out of the window.
What the fuck is a hatch and what the fuck is a Christmas tree toy am I stupid?
tree toy. Christmas tree.
So what do they mean? Hatch is trucked on. Oh.
It's not open though.
Where are the Christmas tree toys? Whatever that means.
wait it's a riddle wait a second hold on a second wait for Christmas tree toys
and number four circuit now check this out this one had the number three
circuit how many nights in the kitchen so it's number three first then the
amount of knives no five three five four and the last one we have to brute force
three four five six maybe that's the last letter
Is there one more ladder?
That's so fucking low.
Number of knives probably. Wait, okay, wait, wait, wait.
Next try is going to be the right one.
Number three? And then the amount of knives.
3, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, I can count, so 3, 6, 5, 3, 6, 5, 4, 3, 6, 5, 4, may god strike me down, 3, 6, 5, 4.
I don't like this are we being that us are we being that us
What the f***?
How do you pass this to a dull kill?
Eww, that f***ing bugs!
I don't think he's going to kill us, huh?
Doesn't feel like it's going to kill us.
Don't tell me what to do.
I don't think he's going to kill us, huh?
Doesn't feel like it's going to kill us.
Don't tell me what to do.
Poor little bitch.
Can they go against the wall? I guess they can.
Crowbar?
Where is the crowbar?
At dad's! What does that mean at dad's?
The crowbar! No!
What?
Hello?
Wait, crowbar's inside.
I don't see it.
What's going on?
I don't know what's going on.
Hello?
what is this?
why do you record those sounds in this fucking own apartment bro?
like what is this?
sound it real as hell
so we have a bell, what do i do with a bell?
the hell does it want me to do?
what am i missing right now?
I'm not stupid, right?
Maybe I'll put this there.
What am I missing?
Find a crowbar.
Where is the crowbar?
He said at dad's. I mean, this gotta be dad's, right?
Like this right here.
But...
Is this...
Oh.
What?!
Oh my god, this dog is taking the piss bro.
Heeeey!
Oh.
Shit, the decoration for the treasure chest.
Well, I already got the bell, buddy.
GG.
Okay.
No jumpscare?
Wait, booba!
Open the bolt, cut ahead, and close it.
Okay, open the closet now.
Open the closet now, bang!
Suck.
AHH!
Hmm, hmm.
Well, this is not killing us.
Checking the piss elephant.
Who's pissing?
BING!
Bathroom? Or this?
This.
Okay.
Bathroom.
Twenty-nine.
What was that? Was that real?
What are these monsters?
Ah!
He's in here.
Okay, here we go.
Wait.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Tchada!
That's right.
Let's gather them on Starway.
Deadmort, bitch.
Aha! Christmas decoration, GG.
Max win.
I
Yeah, who are you?
I don't wanna go there
Yeah, how do I drop you?
Ah
Is that a bark jump scare like I swear like it's you just recorded this dog saying wolf no
sounds like a fucking bark every time
what was the goal for new year toys toys for new year toys we have one there's
probably one in every room so toilet can't be flushed anymore nothing up
Up there, but I'm getting hiccups. Why? Is there one in here, potentially? No.
This is old.
Hmm, what could that be?
I don't need to find four.
Come on, balance.
Spam axe. What is axe?
Where the fuck would the other ones be?
Are you in?
Why should I run?
I'm chilling right now.
I've got to be in here something, all right?
fast am i blind?
new year toys!
what am i not seeing?
wait, usually it makes noise where i should be.
It's making the noise here.
I can't get inside of that.
From the other way also not, right? 29.
Chad, what am I missing?
I'm actually baffled right now.
Did you just make shit up?
Yo, I just read a minute.
Did you make shit up?
I don't see it.
What am I supposed to see?
Turn on the lights?
Wait, you're right.
Wait, am I stupid?
Pass!
Can't turn on the lights anymore.
Eh!
This?
Eh?
Shit, what am I missing?
Someone said to the left of the PC, but I don't see it.
I think I got one guy down.
Kitchen?
Fast?
Sally, help!
What the fuck am I supposed to find?
Click, let's shout on my blind.
Sally, please, I should know.
What?
I'm about to break my monitor.
Okay, office is this, right?
I love you!
What's giving VIP?
I'm being badass.
now what I thought that was impossible to find call me nuts why is this door closed
I didn't close this, did I?
Did I?
I want the...
No, it's the last one, right? No, the last gift for me.
Nah, not the socks on the wall.
I'm not stupid.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
I'm gonna have a candy cane here.
That would be too easy, right?
No.
It's the last Christmas toy.
Whatever size it gets you happy.
And the big gift with the knife.
Big gift with the knife.
Not here, right?
Big gift with a knife?
In the shelf above the stove.
Yo, I can't get into the kitchen, can I?
Does it look like I can get into the side of the kitchen, bro?
Wait, wait!
No.
You mean this one?
Say voila here, I don't see a...
Scissors, dead body.
I don't see a bunch of luck.
You're saying this sucked, right?
But no, no, no, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Guys, you only need one more, no?
No.
TV?
Oh my god, this is how, Sally, please help. Like, wallah, wallah.
This is action only.
To just find shit.
Left PC on the ground.
Okay, okay.
Well.
guys please who has the answer bro chandelier wait okay okay okay
chandelier
or another one what we have it alright I was looking for like five minutes for
nothing here we go
Where the lights?
If you know you know
Back in action, baby at this point nothing can scare me bro
Because I'm mad mad of finding the fucking Christmas toys
Whoa, whoa, this is where the throwback was and he said play with me. Do we play with him on now?
play with me well now I know what you did buddy I don't know if I want to
I'm gonna go out I hey I'm gonna come back I
You woke up!
Wake up!
Wake up! I assume buzzness means fucking wake up, alright?
Why are you going there to knock? You know I have a bolt here!
I'll cut your fucking head off, you won't have anything to knock, got it?
Now it's not the time to watch your cheekbone!
You can be afraid of anyone, it's the idea of an old fucking maniac!
Who the fuck is this guy?
But I still live, why I still haven't cut my ass?
There are still some
Maybe he should be behind the hunt or what?
Why did I make a bolt-arrest and there was no more locked place?
I don't understand
This guy bro, getting scared for a fucking...
Open the jump scares, bro
Lock him, buddy!
That's it!
Alexander Reshnikov!
Yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy!
Haha!
Who's that goat?
That was a hide, that was a hide.
The jumpscapes were good, the jumpscapes were good.
They got me, they got me.
They got me.
good the jumpscares were good they got me they got me
the chat call me nuts both of these games didn't hit the same like the ones we
played before they were good they were good but I think horror games maybe
then it just needs to be longer I think that maybe maybe just be short
That one bro, like I would have loved to play more.
I would have loved to play more.
Like I was ready bro.
Another one!
Do you have another one? What would another one be?
What time is it? It's 10.
What is this don't play this okay
I've had once this game was
This is so scary. Wait what?
It's probably long though. Oh, that was nice. But this is probably long. Yeah, it's eight
euros, bro. This is gonna be long as hell. One to one and a half. One to one and a half.
Wait that's doable
Chat play this or no play this or no where the thing tomorrow is Rob's tomorrow is Rob's tomorrow. We do a bunch of shit
Fuck it. We do one last one. We do one last one. What's please Sally? Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me
Give it to me. I want more. I got one way me. I got one way me. I got one way me, bro
I got one way me
Last one last one last one last one. Let's go. Let's go last one last one last one last one W sadly
That was fast. Wow. All right, we go baby. Here we go
Last one let's get it. Let's go. Don't play this excess. We're breaking the rules
Come on
How big is it
Small and the last one four gigs four gigs doesn't mean a lot though doesn't mean a lot. Let's go
Jett have you jump-scan throughout the stream have you been jump-scan yes or no, bro
And be honest you're not cool if you say no, bro
It doesn't make you cool if you don't get jumpscare, bro
Well, all human beings at the end of the day, yes, once.
Okay.
All right, here we go.
Don't play this.
Here we go.
Rubios hasn't played this, which is weird.
Usually Rubios on my friends list, the streamer, he has played everything.
This one he hasn't.
I don't know if that's a good sign or a bad sign.
It's not loading up.
Wait, is this part of the game? Don't play this, it doesn't open?
Okay, it's loading.
More or less, low ticket sync.
DLSS, hammer shake.
Probably like this.
Alright, type on if you're ready.
Three, two, one.
Am I f-ing viola, viola?
Actually, motz, motz, motz, motz, motz.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I see it!
I saw it, I saw it.
But this thing is on, right?
Let me close it again.
this thing is on right this thing needs to be on
season coding overload why are we good are we good I don't know are we good
Right now or no?
If you have one new message, be sure to read it.
Email.
What the fuck is Flappy Egg?
GG.
Okay.
Who wrote me an email, buddy?
That's a wow from Max.
Bro, I was surfing the night night yesterday and came across some creepy videos.
Check it out.
Are they tossing Max or no?
I'm streaming right now.
video one
I'm playing ok gg gg I'm playing the fucking video
I don't have any flashlights yet, check it out.
One of them is still breathing outside me.
Hey, open up!
No, guys, the guy doesn't want to open.
A note?
The key under the book on the table.
Say less.
Why doesn't he just say that?
Uh, buddy, I'm sorry, one second.
I'm coming!
Hello?
Who's this?
What's happening?
Eh?
Am I on a ship?
Are we on a ship?
When we reach this, there's a radio in the cabin. It can be used to contact the other crew.
You tune it in, it will work.
Hario in the cabin.
Jesus.
A cabin, Hario? A cabin, Hario?
What?
In here?
She'll be on your fucking ship.
Where did the other guy go?
How much weekend? That was the second guy, wasn't there?
What's up with that guy?
What do you do to the other guy buddy?
Come on! We need signal!
I got it.
Hello?
No, no!
Don't punish me please.
Was that door there before?
I think a lot of them are fussing to find a lifejacket.
Bro, what happened, Chad?
What, on a ship?
Everyone is dead?
And they're like zombie fights?
I don't know what it is.
It's a night time.
No, you didn't see it.
See what?
I didn't see nothing.
I should have the all-out tweak in Royala Sheets on.
Probably in that other room.
Aha!
Nobody!
Hey, think we're going to be in the back.
We're going to be in the back.
nobody I appreciate that I appreciate that I appreciate that I'm gonna check who
you are okay I'm gonna open the door
man you're lucky lucky can we open the door with as a matter as a book I need
like a crowbar chat when you're a crowbar
there is none
so nothing else I could find
next weekend
what am I missing?
can I look inside?
Actually, the zoom is interesting.
Uh, open the door with, uh, I don't fucking know this plate.
Okay, here we go lock in lifejacket is right there, we're just hallucinating guys that
At least it's not real. At least it's not real.
Get the life jacket now!
Bang! We're out!
What was that?
What?!
This works or something?
out, out, out, chat, there was a ladder in that room remember, there was a ladder in
that room remember, I'm getting the ladder and we're going out, let me see if there's
any other loot inside of here, nothing, nothing, this place is looted
I
Block this shit
what the fuck
where the sounds coming from
in, in, in, in
flashlight, flashlight take it, take it you piece of shit
it's a dumbbell, don't fucking take it
not the time to work out trust me I know when it's time to work out
right now, right now
This one does not open.
Thanks, I don't need it.
Ladder, ladder, ladder.
No beast inside, please. Thank you, thank you.
Why is this one open now?
Why is this one open? This one wasn't open before.
Brazy! Baby, I am!
Baby, I am! Must have been the wind!
It's a ladder. I swear there wasn't a ladder.
Was there not a ladder?
Had there never been a ladder? I swear there wasn't a ladder.
Look at me now, it wasn't a ladder.
The telephone doesn't work. The street doesn't work.
I swear there was a letter, I swear there was a letter!
Again, again, again, again, again, again, can you keep asking the same questions?
Bec, bec, bec...
There's a soddock over there.
Hey!
What the fuck you up?
Wait a minute.
Let her, let her out, out, out, out!
What the fuck?
Who's calling?
Maybe the rescue team.
I need to answer.
I'm fucking stupid.
Are we taking the piss?
No, we're not.
We're taking the piss.
What the fuck?
We're taking the piss.
We takin' the piss!
We've seen a monster, we've seen dead people, zombie fight!
You have a fuckin' life vest, buddy!
Just jump in the water and swim to land!
Buddy is lazy, bro, wants to get rescued!
Rescue yourself, bitch ass!
Adder style!
Where is that telephone even? Where?
Oh, it's a mallone.
Shit, I would just swim to land, buddy!
What is this shit?
Hello?
Nobody gonna ask this room who did this?
Okay, rest your team.
Who's that?
Who was that?
What?
Am I going crazy?
All right, let's get out.
Time to go home.
Ha!
Why did you put my letter, sir?
You take my arm and you give me the letter.
Let's make a trade.
i'll fuck you up bro i know i'm a man no okay this piece of shit
okay
Oh no, definitely not heaven, he put us in a fucking, what is this, in a $1 hotel,
in the fucking boat.
Oh, we have to run to that least.
Yes!
Why is the FOV so big bro?
Is that different? No.
This game is good. Call me nuts.
Fuck is this room?
Who do you think this shit?
There we go.
All right.
That's a fuse?
Okay, is this actually like, is this actually a fuse?
I don't know what they look like.
Interesting.
Uh, where's the second fuse?
MOTS!
Time to move the second fuses.
Hey, who's in my room?
I don't know, man.
Hello?
Why is it so silent?
Did we strad online it?
behind it.
Ah!
What the fuck?
Yo, bro, I like this game, Chad.
They play with different jump scares.
Like, that was visual and then delayed sound.
That got me.
Ball ride is that guy again.
He's handing us a fuse.
I appreciate that, I appreciate that, I appreciate that, I appreciate that, I appreciate that, I appreciate that.
And you don't want nothing in return, buddy.
You want nothing in return.
All right, so that's, thank you, bro.
There.
W-Ga.
Massive in the wind.
Don't scare me.
Okay, I'm not going to...
Hey, this is...
Alright, I'm right behind you, bro.
Right behind you. You clear that angle, okay?
Thank you, bro. Thank you.
Light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, light.
Thank the lord.
You good in there?
That's my fucking zipple.
Ah!
Did I just turn it off?
Yes!
What the fuck is this shit?
Don't do that shit again, like am I missing something?
Wait what? I'm getting trolled.
Fast?
Hey!
Who's doing this?
What?
I'm gonna fuck you up, bro. You're not throwing me like that.
It's all locked.
He said no other light switch where he can't just turn it off Insta oh my god
fuck!
sealed as well
alright don't do that shit again, alright?
quite easy, easy, go back
okay okay whoa whoa whoa what do you mean wait wait chat chat chat that was
rough I can't do this out coffee but right don't know this is real life now
chat we were in a video game playing a video game this is now real life
careful
That's for sure.
But real life is fine. Just a couple of beers.
Radio.
Here we go.
fuck yeah coffee time baby coffee time baby no no fuck we just saw what's real
bro no no fit time for the second video bro this actually I like coffee at
home chat I just put fucking look I just put free-strike coffee into the mug I
put a billy little bit of water and then I put the fucking water from the
cattle inside of the fucking coffee done all right here we go here we go
here we go baby
This is this is well done. Just look at this. You don't even see this this kind of cool
though the dev put the settings inside of this PC as well look graphic settings
head bobbing on off mouse sense. That's hella cool.
That's actually nice as well.
Alright chat, here we go.
We got the music, the coffee is boiling.
Which video do we have on chat?
We just finished video one.
That show was not spook at all bro, Max is tweaking.
We got video two, three, four and five.
Two?
Okay.
Daring today, aren't we?
Why does it look like we have ammo in this one?
Look at what I'm right bro.
If I have a gun with ammo bro and I need to hatch out the zombies GG.
Here we go.
What did he find on the dark web?
It is not ammo.
It's fucking Wi-Fi or something.
I need to catch up content for my subscribers!
YouTube, YouTube!
We are here!
Inside of...
I lost place once again and I'm going to show you the craziest places on earth, including
this one, we're in the middle of nowhere inside of a forest, can't tell you the exact location.
And that appears to be a monster.
In my live streaming, why am I doing a YouTube video chat?
We are at Lettuce left by the monsters or maybe the victim of the monsters.
We have two viewers, we have two viewers!
Oh my god Chad, time to shine, I know how to stream, I know how to stream.
Vaz, I'm leaving!
Yo yo, stay around, stay around, guys.
Type one in the- oh okay bro.
I have to wait before I go down there chat. Yo bro, bro, bro, stay, stay, please stay.
Alright? I'm gonna go down here, bro.
Okay. Really, bro.
Hey yo, what's good guys, what's good? Check if you have a Twitch Prime laying around.
Fuck, I'm losing data.
We're not on the phone anymore.
Fuck, guys, I may lose the connection here, bro.
I may lose the connection.
It's a dead end.
It's dead-ass at that end.
Why am I fucking tweaking?
Guys, how was your day so far?
How was your day so far?
We didn't have to clip for long life.
We just closed that door, we did that.
Was that arrow?
Why would it tell me to run this shift?
Alright, here we go baby, show time.
Are you guys watching this?
If you enjoy this type of content make sure to leave a fo-
Errol's left.
Errol's.
Who threw that last barrel down?
No.
Ah!
What in the hell did you guys just see that if you want me to continue I need to see some
No money, bro.
$10,000, and I could t-
Everyone's left.
I gotta go faster, bro.
What the fuck?
These viewers get ADHD.
I'm not even joking.
On some TikTok shit.
That green, green.
On.
Shut the fuck up, you fucking bitch.
Shut?
I legit messed up with 1,000 bits.
Why did you do that?
This one just turned on.
Why did this one turn on?
So this one, bang, I can't turn on again.
What is this riddle? What is this riddle?
Holy drip!
Guys!
Do you have any idea how this riddle works?
Please help me, type in the chat right now!
I gotta go back or no?
Ah
What?
Haha!
What is that?
Face me then, face me then buddy, I'm live, you can't do anything, I'm gonna call the cops,
it's all on video.
What?
Haha!
I didn't come from here, right?
Don't need to go there?
Why do I only average 67 viewers?
This is content deluxe.
Bro, there's streamers out there who just sit on their fat ass all day
playing fucking video games, bro.
Going live three times a week.
Going live for five hours and then heading off.
What is this shit, bro?
I'm multi-grinding.
That's not fair at all.
Stop, stop, stop.
Sounds familiar, but all right.
Here we go, here we go, bang.
I
said
What is my flashlight
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what's going on?
Oh, fuck, am I?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Left. Right.
OOOOOOOH
Ok, it's checking.
Yo bro!
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared, G.
Ok, it doesn't have any...
Batteries, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Monster Silver, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark!
Ah, ah, ah...
That's what I thought.
You're scared of light.
Buddy, bunch of batteries.
Take him! Take him! Take him!
Take him!
Who is the streamer thinking like oh I can't steal on stream? What is this shit bro take this shit, bro
Just put the camera at the bottom for a second. Well trust me, bro. I've done it before
I'm actually done. I'm gonna get us out of there.
Okay. This game has taken the piss.
This game has taken the piss.
Coffee time.
baby oh baby I won't want right now I won't want right now bro I won't write
now window your store bro
time
we'll make it be careful I'll check
here we go baby here we go baby what else they send us huh these videos aren't
even scary bro check three or four five three four five three four five three
daring today aren't we oh no wait I don't like this
channel there's there's something that I don't like about lonely forests and stuff
if it's inside it's it's I feel like it's better I don't know
Here we go
Like a full slenderman vibes, I can I'm already gonna tell what's gonna happen car breaks down
Here we go car breaks down and then fucking
GG alone in the forest well GG alone in the forest
Man as muddy it's muddy mud
We're looking spiffy though. We're looking spiffy all blacked out
Like an IKIS, that's how we play. Here we go.
Did you take it away and dump it somewhere far offway? What is inside of there?
I just set it 100 meters, here we go.
What is inside of that package?
Oh man, it's running low, it keeps running low.
It's kind of boring, maybe I'll turn on the radio, yeah, hell yeah.
Should am I a good driver?
Do some cardio
What in the fucking seafar
Next
I got to try it on the fucking right, right?
Oh!
How does that?
Is that that animal?
how do I leave? wait, what? aha! she's dead animal, right? yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing to
worry about Chad, this is just pure nature. someone just rang over a deer. it's locked,
Man, poor deer. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, fuck man, this is gross.
Poor little guy.
Well, good luck, bro.
Chat, quick reminder, bro.
If you drive a car and a deer is coming inside,
like up front, you know, like it's,
if you're in Europe, you know it, bro.
Like in the next few hours driving,
you have to hold the steering wheel and just keep going, bro.
Like, it is or it is. I mean, wait, if it's a deer, it could be Gigi anyways, no?
I think deers are so...
But that's what I learned in driving school.
You can't go to the left or right unless there's like, nobody else on the road and no trees goes by.
Like...
I think you gotta break and keep going or something. That's what I learned.
Correct me if I'm wrong. Correct me if I'm wrong. I don't want to give wrong advice.
You hit a deer once? Bro, I'm having that just in your life, bro.
Because that shit can be fucking dangerous, bro.
I was looking at chat, I tried to, yo don't, don't text in private chat.
Oops.
There's a broken fence somewhere around here. I need to keep going.
Broken fence?
Yo, where do I need to drop this off?
Yeah, what is inside of this package?
Can I check?
Fuck.
What is in there?
I need answers!
What did I do?
What the fuck?
Here we go.
Holy blood moon.
Alright, yo. Surely no one is going to take the car, right?
It's just us.
The lone in the woods.
Slenderman, that's not exist, bro.
Chad, don't be childish, bro.
I missed a lot of animals.
Alright, here's he going.
3 kilometers!
Brother!
Oh my gosh bro!
Where the car is speeding up though?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
AHHHHH!
Ouch.
fuck what's that shit
AHHHHHHHHH
in, in, in
hehehehe
actually no I'm not a pussy
yo bro hey
what do you want?
what do you fucking want bro?
come here little shitstain
huh?
what the fuck do you want?
Aglia, stay there, okay? Mind your own business, I'll mind mine.
Alright, go fuck yourself, bro.
No radio?
I'm scared!
Halt!
Rear tire is flat.
Alright!
What has just crossed our fucking forest?
This one's fine.
Oh, man.
What the fuck is a jack?
Wait, we have a replacement tire, GG!
Hoo Hoo!
What was that noise? Did you hear that?
I have to wrench and unscrew the wheel
Ted, do you know how to do this IRL to change a tire, bro?
I've lucky never done it
It's not that hard.
Put your cam in the corner.
Oh, oh, oh, say less, guys.
Say less, say less.
I didn't realize.
I don't have a preview.
Huh?
What?
Huh?
Oh, oh, oh.
What was that just here?
What is inside of this box?
Bloody Daryl.
Oops.
The fuck is inside of that?
The respawn.
Full cursed.
I have a mind-riding left for you.
What?
A good song.
Do you hear that?
What?
of
Yeah, we need to go.
I am in this box.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
Bop them to Yorta bro, bop them to Yorta.
Lincoln for no reason.
What?
Are you stupid bro?
Close the trunk.
Nothing to worry about Chad, nothing to worry about, just a car on functioning.
Right?
Check the back for monstas.
Are you good now Chad?
Are you good now?
Huh?
Why are you scared bro?
Oh my god.
hell come on man up
Please!
Yes!
Out! Out! Get me out!
Whoa whoa! Mystic! Mystic!
Oh my gosh!
No!
I
Think that a lot of what is this game
Do I go out?
Almost there!
Ahhhhh!
Ah!
9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9!
Why was that so god damn bad?
Yep!
Oh, yes, I'm really sorry!
I was just about to say, the hell I did!
My ears are from Blast it. I'm not joking. I'm not joking.
Why was it so much louder than everything else?
Seriously injured. I need to find help.
Yeah, okay, good luck bro. Maybe ask the monster.
You know, monster, you got a bandage?
Oh my god, bro.
Shat the cast, sharped.
Fuck man!
This one was full custom bro, put a V8 in it and everything bro.
Oh it's a...
Oh someone lives there.
GG bro, we're safe.
Please bro, please be a nice ass family.
a grandma living there with a grandma in the middle of the forest. They just want to get
away from the city. Right? Help! Can anyone hear me? What am I hearing?
Get a coffee ready at the bandage, please.
Help!
Wake up, wake up!
Oh, man, I'm losing vision.
Help!
Can anybody hear me?
Please be a house. Please be a house.
Oh no I'm losing consciousness.
No. No. No. No!
Oh the stommas.
Oh
Come as video let me play with my cat
Yo
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
You want some food you want some food
Yeah, what should we give them brown beer coffee?
Jesus.
Where did he say the food was sent?
I didn't list all the salt and other foams on the cat.
12 vitamins, 10 minerals, high quality ingredients because I love my cats.
Who's the hungry boy? Who's the hungry boy? You are.
why you saying me bro this could be you bro I really want to come from right see
I can take you off my cat this is proof this is proof all right here we go
check video four five video four five what's three finished I mean I guess
Right
Yeah
But how do I get out no no no no no don't tell me I fucked up
Nice W again. Hi. We go video far back off nine. What is this shit?
Looks like he's gone.
We can get out now.
Who is gone, bro?
Who is gone?
Where the fuck are we?
Oh no.
I want to move the lamp, where the fuck are we, in some mental asylum?
Oh, I see.
Oh, I can't believe it.
What's that?
unscrew the nut. My hands? Bro, come on man up, I could unscrew that shit. Yo, anyone
I'm gonna open the door never mind never mind never mind
And I thought I could get out of here.
I'm still waiting.
Okay, let's go, let's go.
Key!
Revolver case key!
Easy!
No, that's the case.
Let's get out of here.
Done.
We finished it.
I like this game!
Whoa, lag, lag, lag, lag, lag, lag.
Whoa, my PC, my PC.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't crash.
In-game crash! I thought I was crashing for real!
This game is to go!
What the fuck?
That felt real to lips!
I'll shake him over his!
Holy...
...fore!
I'm speechless!
This game is crazy, so many cool elements!
For me nuts!
Come on, please, please, please, please, please.
New message.
Max again.
A new horror game just came out, check it out.
If this links to this theme, that's absolutely golden.
The game has spinned.
What?
the game has been wait what
Tap to continue. Oh, oh, oh. What is tap? I actually remember that. I'm just pressing
Everything.
That doesn't work.
Fuck this music, bro.
No, I meant to go off the PC.
I am.
Fuck this radio, bro.
What was my cat doing?
Sorry, she's fine, right?
58 settings, find the items, X backpack.
X, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
X camera lighter.
Fuck, I need a lighter first.
Open the nor.
Come on.
Please, please, please.
Ask me to lighten in the fireplace.
Yes, camera.
Nice.
Open the nor.
Fast.
I'm stuck.
No, I'm stuck.
I can't see
what is this shit bro
Oh, Gigi, don't jump scare me because I lost.
OK.
Key.
Backpack.
Where is the lighter?
It's got to be here.
It's spawned, right?
Nothing inside of here.
Wait, is this a new seat?
It's a camera.
Where is the lighter, Chad?
fucking god this game
yes
surely only one item per room right?
xxx
this is the exit, okay, remember this exit with 20 seconds
darkens room, now we can see
xxxx
back, out, out, this way, this way GG
yes wait am i a thing are we good again are we good again what the hell he
wait i was locked in bro i was locked in i'm not gonna lie i was locked in how
does the worst-looking game tax my PC so hard here we go
I finished the game, I finished the game bro, I finished the game, I finished the game.
Alright wait, so do I go back to video 4?
No, right, we finished this as well, correct?
Yes, video 5 is the last one, chat.
Video 5 is the last one, chat.
Type 1 if you're scared.
Here we go, video five.
You ready?
Suck.
Here we go.
We're at home in a, in a, in a, in a,
not in a shack, but at a rooftop, at a rooftop.
Well, how do you say this?
It's like,
I don't know how to say this.
The attic, the attic.
The video fall crashed.
That was the ending of video fall, did you understand?
The PC crashed.
It's getting cold.
I need to find a hat.
A hat?
Do I see your hair, buddy?
Why is it so cold?
Brrrrr.
Where the draft is coming from.
It was freezing in here, bro. Freeeeasy!
Gotta be the Iceman!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh my god, 1000, 1000 monster.
Where the fuck do I live?
The door is open, bro. Like, what?
Didn't I close it? Maybe someone came in to warm up.
Am I homeless?
Okay. No electricity in the house.
But the clock is somehow working, sure.
Did your phone not finished?
What do you mean Chad?
You sure?
It crashed? Are you being badass right now?
The PC crashed as part of the game.
I'm not replaying all of that.
Yeah, you're all taking the piss. You're all taking the piss.
Yo, Chad, are you being badass?
After I finish number five, maybe, okay? Chillax. Here we go.
Good boy. Okay, so you're all at your own. Here we go.
Chad, if there's like, one minute of Easter egg, chillax, bro.
Pat, Pat.
Alright, find the drums.
Type one of your might on me.
Hang on, I can't.
Let's switch, does it work now, maybe?
No.
Any spooky monsters outside?
No.
Alright, so what is this about?
Homeless, that's Dandastar.
I'm living in a house with someone else maybe.
This one works.
A homemade shower with a bucket.
Of course, Siggy's got a cope somehow.
Oh, sorry.
Aye, aye, aye, this place has run down.
Aye, aye, aye, aye, fuck.
Turn the light off.
I don't want to waste electricity.
We're full of air.
I need to light the fireplace.
Dunder is tough, yeah, for Waco Place.
Dunder.
Does the radio work?
Yeah.
Should this game is good? Fireplace upstairs? No way.
way west
waste cocks
well, where's the fireplace?
am I stupid or?
I see it.
Firewood.
Where would the firewood be?
Oh, are you away?
Hey, hey, hey.
I see it.
Yo, hey.
Why are we raining, bro?
Why are we raining?
Chill out, chill out.
Kill.
That scared you, bro.
hearts and check for mr. Remes link one is that a real radar clicker it I
appreciate that bro if it's real much love man hope you enjoyed the stream
dog
would take take take take take
dog dogs are friendly I don't mind that at all this is not scary at all
Jena, do you see how it talks?
what's happening?
trying to light on
AHHHHH
nothing
who tried to light on?
I wish I could open the door and just check what's going on, but I can't.
It's 15 past midnight.
Ah!
It must have been the wind.
I think I'm seeing things, Chad.
It's when you're cold.
When you're freezing, you start to see things.
It must have been the wind.
I think I'm seeing things, Chad.
It's when you're cold, when you're freezing, you start to see things.
Whatever I just saw, it's not real.
Radio, am I hearing a radio?
It's so fucking dark.
What the hell is it so dark?
Oh, who turned on that fucking radio?
Can I turn this off?
No.
Okay.
Turn the light.
Wait, I didn't turn the light on.
Did I?
I did.
Okay.
Fuck am I hearing where it's just coming from what are these wires
What?
What is this?
Oh, oh.
What?
You're taking the piss, I can do it too!
Huh?
Here we go.
Can this open?
Where's the telephone?
I forgot where it's at.
upstair us, right?
What am I doing here?
I've done myself.
What the fuck is this telephone?
Wait, next to the TV.
Dude, why is it so long?
Why is it so long?
Is it running ass right now?
No way.
Is it on now?
911
Please.
Come on.
I'm gonna put the police on the ground while they're clicking the press.
What?
What am I paying taxes for?
I mean, this guy may be just...
HURRESERSE!
I'm hearing things. What the fuck is this room? Who lives here?
Police, are you here to help me, did you just...
There used to be a light outside.
What's going on?
Are you taking the piss?
Try turning the lights on.
Which one?
Lights on or not?
Lights still on here.
Whoa, was that on the floor before?
I've seen it live so long here. Whoa, was that on the floor before?
Why is it right outside? Question mark on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, why did this one close, then?
Am I dead?
Uh huh.
It's so loud yo mutz you have to tell me if it's too loud bro.
Like this shit is fucking insane no?
Sorry for being mad I'm stressed.
oh you can't scare me buddy buzzer right you see this I have a knife bro I
have a knife I'll fuck you up I'll fuck you up okay I don't play no games I don't
I'm playing no games.
So you think I'm scared? I'm not scared.
I need a weapon.
That weapon.
Cheechy.
Give me an AK.
And I got it
What do we have come on something olgy like a sheriff
Where's my gun
Let me guess, the knife is gone too.
How the fuck am I gonna...
How the fuck am I gonna beat someone who has a fucking gun with a knife?
Is that even possible?
Where are you at? Where are you?
what is the default knife oh my god
if you're on the army you're chopped you're gonna die
I can't kill it red is going on. I'm gonna follow the red. I'm gonna follow the red.
Oh, not funny this way. Not funny. Come on, I can kill him.
I'll be right back.
Oh, my God!
I'll be right back.
I
Turned it down 50% how can it be so loud?
How can it be so loud? How can it be so loud?
How can it be so loud?
Loud does not equal scary death loud. How can you even do that?
Everything is silent and then the and then I see my OBS like it fully maxing out. Man, it's a test. I've had enough for today
It's getting late. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro. Why is it so loud?
We're done, right? We're done. The videos were the horror going right like it's not like you're not gonna switch now to this and
With my cat right like no right time to go to bed
The fuck is it
Don't do it. Where's my cap, by the way? Is she going for a walk?
Please be over, please be over, please be over.
Well, if you...
If you hadn't sent it to me, I could have not opened it, but I did.
You know, I feel better.
here psycho. I watched someone else's horror and felt my own slipping away. Because it's not
happening to me. It's happening to them on the screen and with me everything is fine. Home in the
bad, psychologists say that's how it works. We watch scary things to work through our own fears.
That's not what I'm doing bro. I don't do that. We watch someone else's pain and find comfort in
in the thought that we're safe. That's why I watch those videos. Not for the sake of
fear. Not for the peace that comes after it. No, no, no, that's...
Are you psycho deaf?
I said why do you like horror games?
Why do I like horror games?
Now I got myself questioning.
I just like that, I don't know, I just like getting jumpscared, bro.
Like I don't like it, but I, but I, but it's, I don't know, like it's, it's daring, it's
like, okay, come on, come at me then, come at me then, bro.
You think I can't handle a jumpscare? Come at me then, buddy.
Maybe it's a Drill-In or something. Also, the horror movies.
Sheesh. You skipped four? No, I did not skip four.
Bro, my PC crashed, dawg. My PC crashed, dawg.
Chad, is that actually another ending to four? Like, no shot, bro. No shot.
But what do I do? My PC crashed the last time, Chad.
how does it not crash? I didn't meant to skip it how do I not skip it? do I just
need to play it again?
guys I think the crash is part of part four
What is that Easter egg?
Okay, let me speedrun this.
Suck lightbulb over here.
Suck, suck, suck, suck.
You piece of shit.
Really.
They implemented this so you can tell your fucking streamer to check out fucking video 4 again, huh?
Bro, it is disgustingly loud, bro. It is disgustingly loud. You piece of shit, bro
All right, I'm done. I'm done, bro. How's it getting louder, bro? Like I'm out. I'm actually out, bro
I'm actually out, bro, and it literally stops your game after that. All right, GGs, bro. GGs. Yeah, you win. You win
Don't play this. Yeah, I should have listened. All right, bro. Hey, that was nice. That was nice though
This horror game was fucking goaded. They only needs like I don't know why the jump scares was so loud though
The jump scares were way too loud, bro
They were way too loud guys tomorrow is Friday tomorrow. We're gonna do some shit with rups in CS
And then we also got on the weekend. Yes, Rob's luck. Then we also get on the weekend
The Rocket League major and I may hop into semi finals and grand finals Saturday Sunday
Trying on a new new e-sports. I may have to rock up into Rocket League tomorrow, bro
I may have to hop into Rocket League tomorrow because I want to like learn a little bit more before we hop in
Guys, I will see you all tomorrow, bro. Thank you for watching the stream as always
I'm fried as fuck after those horror games. I'm not gonna lie, bro
How's it 11 already boys enjoy a night morning evening wherever you are don't get scared don't get scared
Careful with the light bulbs when you switch on the light bulb if it doesn't turn on bro
You already know that you're in trouble. You already know that you're in trouble. Hi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Read your son message. Yes, son. Yes, son
Yes, son. Yes, son
wanna play in Valorant tournament duo co at in like in like an hour I can't I can't
Jason I can't bro sometimes I wish I was under the American schedule as well I
can't I can't I can't I'm a European part-timer bro I'm not gonna lie
Chad you can tell that Jason if he already moved on I can't I can't no time
it's too late too late guys I'll see you all tomorrow of course you're in the
busse but much love to Jason go win that shit
Thank you for considering
Me as your partner there
Boys, I'll see you all tomorrow, bro. Of course in the bus. I will see you guys at like 4 p.m. C.E.T
Maybe a little bit earlier. We're gonna hop in with raps at like five six
Maybe seven
Enjoy your night peace out
Thank you for the subs for the follows for watching for lurking for typing
for yapping for saying lol
for saying
The tip when I was looking for the fucking New Year's toys if you know what if you know, you know, I peace out peace out
Bye-bye. Bye-bye and don't get scared, bro, and don't get scared, bro
Don't you get scared?