{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 30.0, "end": 32.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 60.0, "end": 73.68, "text": " O O O W I O N A P I X L"}, {"start": 90.0, "end": 92.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 120.0, "end": 122.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 150.0, "end": 152.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 180.0, "end": 182.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 210.0, "end": 229.0, "text": " W I R A C I N G"}, {"start": 229.0, "end": 240.16, "text": " You."}, {"start": 259.0, "end": 261.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 289.0, "end": 291.0, "text": " You"}, {"start": 308.24, "end": 316.28, "text": " Sorry, I don't know what's going on. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, how are we doing my fellow racers?"}, {"start": 316.28000000000003, "end": 325.00000000000006, "text": " How are we doing my fellow racers solid time? Streams in there to try the real deal"}, {"start": 329.00000000000006, "end": 331.00000000000006, "text": " Oh, I'm ready, bro"}, {"start": 333.32000000000005, "end": 335.32000000000005, "text": " I'm ready, bro"}, {"start": 337.04, "end": 341.74, "text": " Boys listen bro listen listen today is the day, bro"}, {"start": 341.74, "end": 347.74, "text": " Today is the day where we beat all world records, bro."}, {"start": 347.74, "end": 351.74, "text": " N\u00fcrnburg ring. I'm coming for you."}, {"start": 351.74, "end": 356.74, "text": " Landau Norris Max Verstappen. I'm coming for you."}, {"start": 356.74, "end": 362.74, "text": " Na, na, na, na. Yo, ay, ay. It's eye-racing time."}, {"start": 362.74, "end": 365.74, "text": " What? Yo, ay, time out, time out."}, {"start": 365.74, "end": 369.74, "text": " Why I have the messages when I say that I'm going to do an eye-racing?"}, {"start": 369.74, "end": 376.90000000000003, "text": " to be he's gonna be banned no no no how hard can it be bro how hard can it be"}, {"start": 376.90000000000003, "end": 386.74, "text": " bro I've won for the horizon tournament races I have won against average but I"}, {"start": 386.74, "end": 396.22, "text": " can beat the average Joe on iRacing bro alright um you're furry furry how hard"}, {"start": 396.22, "end": 398.22, "text": " How hard is iRacing bro?"}, {"start": 398.22, "end": 400.22, "text": " How hard is iRacing bro?"}, {"start": 400.22, "end": 404.22, "text": " Do I have to be scared of getting banned or something?"}, {"start": 404.22, "end": 406.22, "text": " Put bro in non-bogering 100%"}, {"start": 406.22, "end": 409.22, "text": " Bro I'm gonna go non-bogering bro"}, {"start": 409.22, "end": 411.22, "text": " I'm gonna go non-bogering"}, {"start": 411.22, "end": 413.22, "text": " Chad I have a question"}, {"start": 413.22, "end": 415.22, "text": " Does iRacing have non-bogering?"}, {"start": 415.22, "end": 417.22, "text": " Or do I need to get another game for that?"}, {"start": 417.22, "end": 420.22, "text": " The orange jogan I raised on the randome in Delta"}, {"start": 420.22, "end": 422.22, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 422.22, "end": 425.22, "text": " Okay and I can get my official"}, {"start": 425.22, "end": 427.54, "text": " N\u00fcrnburgring time in iRacing, yes or no?"}, {"start": 428.14000000000004, "end": 429.5, "text": " Is it like considered?"}, {"start": 429.86, "end": 432.5, "text": " Uh, like legit, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 432.94000000000005, "end": 434.94000000000005, "text": " Yes, okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 435.46000000000004, "end": 436.38000000000005, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 436.46000000000004, "end": 439.26000000000005, "text": " When stream was simple, whenever we find time, bro."}, {"start": 439.74, "end": 442.06, "text": " I think he's in China, bro. He's in China."}, {"start": 442.78000000000003, "end": 443.82000000000005, "text": " So, uh, yeah."}, {"start": 444.22, "end": 445.3, "text": " Once we do that, we do that."}, {"start": 446.1, "end": 449.02000000000004, "text": " Another day of DNFs."}, {"start": 450.1, "end": 451.70000000000005, "text": " By the way, it is way too fucking hot again."}, {"start": 451.70000000000005, "end": 452.98, "text": " Type one of it is too hot, Chad."}, {"start": 453.34000000000003, "end": 455.18, "text": " I hope your day was fucking great."}, {"start": 455.22, "end": 460.34000000000003, "text": " yesterday I hope your weekend was great so far I almost skipped out on streaming"}, {"start": 460.34000000000003, "end": 467.16, "text": " today bro it is too hot I am drenched I am drenched but then I was thinking"}, {"start": 467.16, "end": 474.18, "text": " Nuremberg ring I racing it's time bro because on a Saturday I want the real"}, {"start": 474.18, "end": 479.06, "text": " competition on a Saturday the people are all the people pull up an eye racing"}, {"start": 479.06, "end": 482.74, "text": " right it's the weekend today it's the weekend I was thinking it's either today"}, {"start": 482.74, "end": 486.26, "text": " Or it's fucking next week. So we got to do it, bro. We got to do it, bro"}, {"start": 487.06, "end": 494.66, "text": " No way you're on iRacing. Hey, I downloaded a hundred and eighty no a hundred and ninety-five gigabytes. I think"}, {"start": 495.54, "end": 499.5, "text": " No, not even oh, it's only at a hundred ninety four point four eight gigabytes of"}, {"start": 501.22, "end": 502.42, "text": " purist"}, {"start": 502.42, "end": 508.62, "text": " Racing simulation boys and girls. I have the account. I am ready maximum on this register, bro"}, {"start": 508.62, "end": 514.54, "text": " we are registered bro and I read all the rules bro because there were a lot of"}, {"start": 514.54, "end": 517.94, "text": " things that you had to read it's a subscription fee it's like world of"}, {"start": 517.94, "end": 523.98, "text": " warcraft I am ready for the track I'm ready for the track bro my wheel works"}, {"start": 523.98, "end": 532.16, "text": " I tried it so we have no setting up this time okay what is this what am I"}, {"start": 532.16, "end": 535.32, "text": " juice assay bro this was when I was calling him out chef I'm not using a"}, {"start": 535.32, "end": 540.12, "text": " wheel, right? For abusing controller. Let's see what he has to say about it."}, {"start": 540.12, "end": 546.88, "text": " We like your banana peel, man. No one rocks it better. How could you have read our message"}, {"start": 546.88, "end": 548.2, "text": " to the chat, bro?"}, {"start": 548.2, "end": 553.84, "text": " Chat, you don't think the way he did. I can do one to one IRL. On a roller, you learn"}, {"start": 553.84, "end": 560.0, "text": " nothing. You show no talent on a roller, bro. He doesn't even need to make thumbnails."}, {"start": 560.0, "end": 564.6, "text": " Kim, Kim, now, now for a million dollars, win one race,"}, {"start": 564.6, "end": 568.44, "text": " MX-5 on iRacing, then come fucking glaze my doughnut."}, {"start": 568.44, "end": 570.24, "text": " Well, buddy, buddy, buddy."}, {"start": 573.24, "end": 575.4, "text": " What did he just say?"}, {"start": 576.44, "end": 579.08, "text": " Now for a million dollars, win one race,"}, {"start": 579.08, "end": 580.72, "text": " MX-5 on iRacing."}, {"start": 581.68, "end": 582.96, "text": " Is he being that ass?"}, {"start": 584.88, "end": 586.68, "text": " What is MX-5?"}, {"start": 586.68, "end": 588.36, "text": " What is MX-5?"}, {"start": 588.36, "end": 589.2, "text": " Chats?"}, {"start": 590.0, "end": 596.68, "text": " He's a traitor now, like I think it's actually he means that then come fucking glaze my doughnut little buddy, but what?"}, {"start": 597.84, "end": 602.94, "text": " By races he gets first place. It's a million dollars flat a million"}, {"start": 603.68, "end": 605.64, "text": " By"}, {"start": 605.64, "end": 608.96, "text": " When the radio went first one, I don't know what my don't"}, {"start": 609.84, "end": 615.84, "text": " Should be easy right? I think he's got this. So next man next man next man five races. What's the kickoff?"}, {"start": 615.84, "end": 620.84, "text": " Now, five races, I only need to get first place once."}, {"start": 621.84, "end": 625.34, "text": " At first I thought he meant I have to get first place five times out of five races."}, {"start": 627.24, "end": 628.0400000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 630.0400000000001, "end": 630.94, "text": " It's super hard."}, {"start": 631.24, "end": 632.64, "text": " How many people are in the race?"}, {"start": 633.24, "end": 634.0400000000001, "text": " Like a hundred."}, {"start": 641.14, "end": 641.84, "text": " 12."}, {"start": 645.84, "end": 647.2800000000001, "text": " say wallah xqc"}, {"start": 648.48, "end": 650.0, "text": " say wallah he won mill"}, {"start": 651.12, "end": 652.8000000000001, "text": " check is he stupid"}, {"start": 654.32, "end": 655.2800000000001, "text": " i'm collecting that mill"}, {"start": 656.0, "end": 656.96, "text": " i'm collecting that mill"}, {"start": 657.9200000000001, "end": 659.76, "text": " and you know what bro you know what"}, {"start": 659.76, "end": 661.0400000000001, "text": " i'm not one of those greedy fucks"}, {"start": 662.4, "end": 664.1600000000001, "text": " five percent will go to charity bro"}, {"start": 665.0400000000001, "end": 667.44, "text": " if we get that mill five percent will go"}, {"start": 667.44, "end": 667.84, "text": " shite"}, {"start": 668.4, "end": 672.08, "text": " two point five two point five two point five two point five percent will go to charity bro"}, {"start": 672.64, "end": 675.6800000000001, "text": " and i'll make sure that it arrives bro i'll make sure"}, {"start": 675.6800000000001, "end": 685.6800000000001, "text": " only for only 5% 5 5 bro what is he being that asano is he being that asano"}, {"start": 685.6800000000001, "end": 692.4000000000001, "text": " greedy what cannot everything I can do that on everything I can do that because"}, {"start": 692.4000000000001, "end": 698.84, "text": " what stops me from moving my wheel from make from accelerating and breaking at"}, {"start": 698.84, "end": 705.1600000000001, "text": " the same time all I need to do is move my flesh at the same angle at the same"}, {"start": 705.16, "end": 713.36, "text": " time as someone like Max Verstappen. Guys, the odds are not zero that I can't do that,"}, {"start": 713.36, "end": 722.36, "text": " bro. What stops me from moving my body like this at the right time? Nothing. What is MX"}, {"start": 722.36, "end": 733.24, "text": " 5? MX 5 iRacing. Global MX 5 Cup. Is this who he means, Chad? MX 5 is any difficult"}, {"start": 733.24, "end": 746.44, "text": " dry from you right I see what's going on bro I see what's going on oh shit hey"}, {"start": 746.44, "end": 750.04, "text": " I'm back after that makes five guys on Tsukuba and I racing I'm not allowed to"}, {"start": 750.04, "end": 753.64, "text": " watch a guide right no no I don't want to cheat right I want to cheat because I"}, {"start": 753.64, "end": 755.92, "text": " don't want to hear nothing like your bro you're not getting the mill because"}, {"start": 755.92, "end": 760.04, "text": " because you did this because you did this bro I'm getting that mill bro no"}, {"start": 790.04, "end": 794.8399999999999, "text": " main menu trying to fix the wheel by the way are not one of those not one of"}, {"start": 794.8399999999999, "end": 802.0, "text": " those times I would have fit the wall bro not once what is this mr. only pixel"}, {"start": 802.0, "end": 807.18, "text": " if you're watching I doubt you are you probably better things to do we were"}, {"start": 807.18, "end": 813.64, "text": " talking about you at the start of this stream I may or may not have seen a clip"}, {"start": 813.64, "end": 818.64, "text": " that went viral on Twitter of him how do I say this in the nicest way possible"}, {"start": 818.64, "end": 823.6, "text": " what not knowing how to drive"}, {"start": 828.0, "end": 834.3199999999999, "text": " i said what says mr ar-12 nick while seventh place is plastered across the"}, {"start": 834.3199999999999, "end": 840.08, "text": " stream your ar-12 bro chillax friendly fire i said what i said i said what i"}, {"start": 840.08, "end": 847.68, "text": " said i'm sorry i said what i said anyways i was thinking"}, {"start": 847.6800000000001, "end": 852.8800000000001, "text": " if you'd like some help hit me up let me know and I can I can help you maybe we"}, {"start": 852.8800000000001, "end": 859.6800000000001, "text": " win a race online for you just saying I got you but he got seven"}, {"start": 859.6800000000001, "end": 864.5600000000001, "text": " I got you so technically I've never lost a race"}, {"start": 864.5600000000001, "end": 868.4000000000001, "text": " because if I get dnf'd it's not a loss right"}, {"start": 868.4000000000001, "end": 873.2, "text": " it's I got eliminated right I didn't lose I didn't get 12 I got dnf'd"}, {"start": 873.2, "end": 875.2, "text": " Let that summer bro technically I'm still"}, {"start": 876.24, "end": 878.24, "text": " 00 on my record, right?"}, {"start": 878.24, "end": 879.76, "text": " It is"}, {"start": 879.76, "end": 884.4000000000001, "text": " DNF is worse. It's considered a loss really your heart's in chat for ar12 gaming"}, {"start": 884.6400000000001, "end": 890.24, "text": " Bro, my whole youtube short feed is cook chat. Like I keep getting fucking forza horizon. I'm getting this. I'm getting that"}, {"start": 890.72, "end": 895.6, "text": " And I'm always like stay away stay away because I'm not trying to like get like an infinite like cheat code or something"}, {"start": 895.6, "end": 896.96, "text": " You know, I mean"}, {"start": 896.96, "end": 899.9200000000001, "text": " But sometimes I keep watching bro. I keep getting him as well on my fucking"}, {"start": 899.9200000000001, "end": 904.0000000000001, "text": " Short feet. I had one this morning where he was like, I'm gonna cut this corner"}, {"start": 904.0000000000001, "end": 908.22, "text": " I'm not gonna take the fucking swerve around he goes around but he gets reset because it was a hot key"}, {"start": 908.8000000000001, "end": 910.96, "text": " Fucking how do you say checkpoint GG?"}, {"start": 911.5600000000001, "end": 913.5600000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 914.5200000000001, "end": 919.4200000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, okay, you guys have to convince him to not play iracy tomorrow"}, {"start": 923.08, "end": 928.2400000000001, "text": " Why is everyone trying to not get me on to iracing bro"}, {"start": 929.9200000000001, "end": 937.7, "text": " Like what bro what am I like are you scared of my driving over chat explain I racing is real life"}, {"start": 939.4200000000001, "end": 945.72, "text": " Wait, do I get cancelled if I like drive shit like please be please be for real bro because I don't want to like"}, {"start": 946.0600000000001, "end": 948.1400000000001, "text": " Break the code, you know the street code"}, {"start": 949.0600000000001, "end": 956.7, "text": " Wait wait wait wait wait, okay wait explain I racing in like other terms, bro. Is it like FPL in CS?"}, {"start": 956.7, "end": 961.22, "text": " Like if I would throw a simple this game, you know what I mean oh"}, {"start": 963.26, "end": 966.38, "text": " What is it? What is it? It's real life"}, {"start": 969.1, "end": 974.2800000000001, "text": " Because if I bump into someone that's one guy and this is one million dollar racing sim and he dies arrow"}, {"start": 974.82, "end": 977.86, "text": " Like are we being badass right now guys? What are you talking about? It's real life, bro"}, {"start": 979.22, "end": 981.4000000000001, "text": " Yes, okay, bro"}, {"start": 982.38, "end": 985.1800000000001, "text": " Bro, what the fuck now I'm actually scared to hop in"}, {"start": 985.1800000000001, "end": 990.0400000000001, "text": " like I don't want to get the racing community mad bro like I don't know the"}, {"start": 990.0400000000001, "end": 995.98, "text": " rules like they've been nothing but nice bro oh like I just want to try it out"}, {"start": 995.98, "end": 1002.9000000000001, "text": " like I just want to try it over here she genuinely might get problem and what"}, {"start": 1002.9000000000001, "end": 1008.74, "text": " you get fine I'm paying 899 a month what are you talking about bro no way I"}, {"start": 1008.74, "end": 1014.74, "text": " I'm not gonna get banned bro. I'm not gonna get banned bro."}, {"start": 1014.74, "end": 1015.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1015.74, "end": 1016.74, "text": " Okay, Enderman."}, {"start": 1016.74, "end": 1017.74, "text": " He hits an N9."}, {"start": 1017.74, "end": 1021.74, "text": " I'm gonna put him in a fucking thing. Get in bro."}, {"start": 1021.74, "end": 1022.74, "text": " I'm getting flashbacks."}, {"start": 1022.74, "end": 1023.74, "text": " No! Oh my god. Oh no."}, {"start": 1023.74, "end": 1024.74, "text": " JC!"}, {"start": 1024.74, "end": 1025.74, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 1025.74, "end": 1026.74, "text": " JC!"}, {"start": 1026.74, "end": 1027.74, "text": " Who was that when Cajun hit the-"}, {"start": 1027.74, "end": 1028.74, "text": " JC!"}, {"start": 1028.74, "end": 1029.74, "text": " Why would you-"}, {"start": 1029.74, "end": 1032.74, "text": " I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know."}, {"start": 1032.74, "end": 1036.74, "text": " Why would you fucking hit him?!"}, {"start": 1036.74, "end": 1039.44, "text": " I didn't I didn't know I didn't know"}, {"start": 1042.74, "end": 1044.74, "text": " Sounds like he's shouting for my house"}, {"start": 1058.74, "end": 1060.74, "text": " He's so clean this bro"}, {"start": 1061.22, "end": 1066.08, "text": " What buzz all right? Oh my god, Jen how long will it take it to beat them?"}, {"start": 1066.74, "end": 1068.74, "text": " How long will it take them to beat it, bro?"}, {"start": 1069.04, "end": 1071.04, "text": " Minecraft hardcore and"}, {"start": 1071.48, "end": 1075.7, "text": " Run is not allowed to use ammo. All right. I've seen that. I don't know, bro"}, {"start": 1075.7, "end": 1076.66, "text": " That could be a tough one"}, {"start": 1076.66, "end": 1080.88, "text": " Let me go live on YouTube real quick chat and then I have to mot's I need there something to post for go live"}, {"start": 1081.74, "end": 1084.46, "text": " Chat do I first hop on father for like 10 minutes? Um"}, {"start": 1086.78, "end": 1092.08, "text": " Because I actually don't want to get banned on a racing like I need to quickly like like one minute warmer, but at least"}, {"start": 1092.08, "end": 1109.84, "text": " like I'm scared no what your trash anyway by the way I need to I saw one"}, {"start": 1109.84, "end": 1112.72, "text": " comment on Twitter let me show this to you and let me know if this makes sense"}, {"start": 1112.72, "end": 1114.52, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 1114.52, "end": 1119.92, "text": " Mods, I'll be live on YouTube. Yeah, okay. Let me find the comment real quick."}, {"start": 1119.92, "end": 1127.62, "text": " One guy knows the fix why I'm driving sometimes not that good. Let me see. He"}, {"start": 1127.62, "end": 1137.44, "text": " typed. He posted on my last tweet, I think. Let me check. I think he replied to"}, {"start": 1137.44, "end": 1142.2, "text": " this. He's sad. Here, please. Let me know if this is true."}, {"start": 1142.2, "end": 1146.96, "text": " By the way, thank you for trying to tell me please for the love of God lower your steering range to 270"}, {"start": 1148.38, "end": 1153.8, "text": " Increase your dead zone so you can actually drive in a straight line and break before you steer around corners"}, {"start": 1155.4, "end": 1160.06, "text": " Hell no false false. Yes. No false. No"}, {"start": 1163.76, "end": 1168.8, "text": " Okay, no, I have it right now on what I have it on on 900"}, {"start": 1168.8, "end": 1173.6399999999999, "text": " Check sometimes I feel like call me nuts when I had into a corner"}, {"start": 1175.6399999999999, "end": 1177.6399999999999, "text": " When I had into a corner like this one"}, {"start": 1180.8799999999999, "end": 1185.08, "text": " Like sometimes I feel like when I go like like this it's not enough"}, {"start": 1186.3999999999999, "end": 1190.76, "text": " Like this makes me if I go like this it makes me go like this"}, {"start": 1192.52, "end": 1194.52, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 1194.92, "end": 1199.68, "text": " Like I would like a little bit more of a faster angle. You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1201.44, "end": 1203.44, "text": " How do I change that?"}, {"start": 1205.52, "end": 1206.8, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1206.8, "end": 1210.28, "text": " 540 or was I just going too fast and it's spanned out"}, {"start": 1211.8, "end": 1213.48, "text": " Hmm, I look you have to check"}, {"start": 1213.48, "end": 1219.96, "text": " Bro, when you buy a bicycle you have something the service called a bike fitting and you pay a guy like 200 bucks"}, {"start": 1219.96, "end": 1225.52, "text": " And he checks your fucking leg length and everything. Is there something like a sim fitting?"}, {"start": 1226.8, "end": 1231.74, "text": " If yes, bro, someone pull up, please bro. I need a fitting for my wheel dog"}, {"start": 1232.64, "end": 1234.64, "text": " question mark scan"}, {"start": 1235.8400000000001, "end": 1237.8400000000001, "text": " call"}, {"start": 1238.0, "end": 1240.0, "text": " Jarno on Pierre"}, {"start": 1240.68, "end": 1245.16, "text": " What the hell he said a scientist I guess I quickly check the redder, bro"}, {"start": 1245.16, "end": 1248.76, "text": " I quickly check the red and then we hop in all right deal or no deal deal or no deal"}, {"start": 1249.96, "end": 1257.2, "text": " Oh, I just want to say a quick thank you. I've been enjoying this fucking wheel arc a lot bro a lot a lot"}, {"start": 1257.44, "end": 1264.64, "text": " Like the old like the OG snow the regular snow bro. Usually I'm never here on time at 4 p.m."}, {"start": 1264.64, "end": 1268.1200000000001, "text": " Bro usually I'm always here at like 5 4 30 bro. I'm ready bro"}, {"start": 1268.1200000000001, "end": 1271.24, "text": " I just want to hop in bro like I have fun streaming all the time"}, {"start": 1271.48, "end": 1278.08, "text": " But this has been more than just fun, bro. This has been an addiction an addiction that I can actually stream bro"}, {"start": 1278.08, "end": 1285.8, "text": " I'm very very excited to hop into a iRacing today, bro. Alright, uh, let's check the reddit, bro"}, {"start": 1285.8, "end": 1289.36, "text": " Let's check the reddit. Let's check the reddit. Um, here we go"}, {"start": 1292.52, "end": 1298.76, "text": " Plenty more I will try to set up some cool shit chat for sure. Lando and I we want to do stuff for a long time now, bro"}, {"start": 1299.56, "end": 1305.8999999999999, "text": " It has to be now. It has to be now. Um, we were thinking about hoping to see us ages ago"}, {"start": 1305.9, "end": 1307.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1313.7, "end": 1319.66, "text": " You teach me CS or what not to do and I teach you to drive like this was this was an October"}, {"start": 1319.66, "end": 1323.5800000000002, "text": " Bro, we got a lock in we got a lock in this was after his championship or something"}, {"start": 1324.18, "end": 1326.18, "text": " all right, um"}, {"start": 1327.3400000000001, "end": 1330.8200000000002, "text": " Landau hit my line whenever you got a minute, bro. All right, uh"}, {"start": 1330.82, "end": 1338.82, "text": " uh it was before check what do we have uh stay safe on the roads netherlands"}, {"start": 1341.78, "end": 1348.98, "text": " last and furious featuring maxlerman as spin diesel yo guys i just yo bro like i'm actually"}, {"start": 1348.98, "end": 1352.6599999999999, "text": " a bad driver and be honest bro like people who have a wheel bro like what how do you"}, {"start": 1353.22, "end": 1359.7, "text": " drive and fall the horizon six yes sometimes i feel like i'm getting"}, {"start": 1359.7, "end": 1364.8600000000001, "text": " sometimes I feel complete ass when I just doom scroll in the evening right"}, {"start": 1364.8600000000001, "end": 1370.38, "text": " right before bed I doom scroll and I'm in the car algorithm right now and"}, {"start": 1370.38, "end": 1373.76, "text": " sometimes I see people in Forza Horizon do the craziest fucking shit on a"}, {"start": 1373.76, "end": 1377.7, "text": " wheel and I feel fucking disgusted I feel disgusted about myself I'm not even"}, {"start": 1377.7, "end": 1381.78, "text": " joking they're like dry I had one guy yesterday when I was scrolling TikTok he"}, {"start": 1381.78, "end": 1386.74, "text": " was live he was drifting around Forza Horizon through the traffic left right"}, {"start": 1386.74, "end": 1390.94, "text": " Left right, and he was on a fucking six million dollar points"}, {"start": 1390.94, "end": 1395.14, "text": " We got something out 50 on I racing a while and now works for a NASCAR team"}, {"start": 1395.14, "end": 1397.14, "text": " You should let him coach you"}, {"start": 1397.14, "end": 1402.04, "text": " He was taught 50 on I racing a while ago and now works for a NASCAR team. You should let him coach you"}, {"start": 1402.04, "end": 1403.3, "text": " He will get you right"}, {"start": 1403.3, "end": 1409.26, "text": " Look see bro. Um, can you slide into my inser games? All these inser games. This is what I always check, bro"}, {"start": 1410.1, "end": 1415.48, "text": " I'll check out the stream. Thank you, bro. So in real life. I have the Toyota race car, right?"}, {"start": 1415.48, "end": 1420.84, "text": " Wait, that car, it has two seats in it."}, {"start": 1420.84, "end": 1426.16, "text": " It's designed for people to learn how to build or like how to drive a real race car."}, {"start": 1426.16, "end": 1429.92, "text": " So like you have an instructor."}, {"start": 1429.92, "end": 1431.88, "text": " And the cars automatic in real life."}, {"start": 1431.88, "end": 1434.0, "text": " It's auto-bubble, right?"}, {"start": 1434.0, "end": 1437.84, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second."}, {"start": 1437.84, "end": 1438.84, "text": " Wait a second."}, {"start": 1438.84, "end": 1441.04, "text": " He could drive a car."}, {"start": 1441.04, "end": 1443.44, "text": " We'd set him up with like an instructor."}, {"start": 1443.44, "end": 1444.44, "text": " Oh gosh."}, {"start": 1444.44, "end": 1451.44, "text": " Wait, Chad, does he play with traction control?"}, {"start": 1451.44, "end": 1453.44, "text": " There's no traction control in the car."}, {"start": 1453.44, "end": 1454.44, "text": " I think I turned him off."}, {"start": 1454.44, "end": 1460.44, "text": " Please tell me he's not going to destroy my car."}, {"start": 1460.44, "end": 1464.44, "text": " So I drive a Volkswagen right now."}, {"start": 1464.44, "end": 1467.44, "text": " If I get outside of a roundabout, right?"}, {"start": 1467.44, "end": 1472.44, "text": " If I had into roundabout, outside of roundabout, I'm in second gear,"}, {"start": 1472.44, "end": 1478.1200000000001, "text": " And I press the throttle completely. My pedal hits the bottom and it goes"}, {"start": 1480.3600000000001, "end": 1483.0800000000002, "text": " And takes like two seconds to get to 50 kmh"}, {"start": 1484.44, "end": 1486.44, "text": " I've never driven something fast IRL, bro"}, {"start": 1488.1200000000001, "end": 1494.28, "text": " So, uh, how much horsepower does uh, uh, uh, does a car like this have?"}, {"start": 1494.28, "end": 1496.28, "text": " I'm gonna shoot my shot here. That is crazy"}, {"start": 1497.0800000000002, "end": 1501.8, "text": " So I'm scared to get something fast IRL, bro. Like these games like actually getting me into cars, bro"}, {"start": 1502.44, "end": 1508.22, "text": " My friend furious again. He has a 1000 horsepower rs6. Maybe I should test drive that he offered me that to me many many times like bro"}, {"start": 1508.22, "end": 1513.02, "text": " Take over like you drive this one hour drive now, and I was like, bro. I don't know bro. I'm like, I don't know if I want to do that"}, {"start": 1513.52, "end": 1517.22, "text": " But Loki I'm ready now. Okay. Okay. I'm ready now. You know, I mean"}, {"start": 1519.06, "end": 1522.5, "text": " Fury when we link up next time bro when we go by man, let me drive back, bro"}, {"start": 1524.38, "end": 1529.3400000000001, "text": " Olaf I'm ready bro. I'm ready. Olaf. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready trust trust trust trust trust trust trust"}, {"start": 1530.3, "end": 1532.3, "text": " Trust trust trust trust"}, {"start": 1532.44, "end": 1536.92, "text": " I go 800 MPH daily in my Lambo"}, {"start": 1537.48, "end": 1541.16, "text": " This is literally not possible, bro. The RS6 drives itself"}, {"start": 1542.0800000000002, "end": 1543.28, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 1543.28, "end": 1548.28, "text": " Okay, okay, that's good to know that's good to know because that's quite alright. It just hugs the road, bro. W"}, {"start": 1552.0, "end": 1554.0, "text": " Another racing clip"}, {"start": 1558.1200000000001, "end": 1561.44, "text": " This is a reason it is oh gosh"}, {"start": 1562.44, "end": 1565.7, "text": " You have a mirror on this wait, this is easier"}, {"start": 1570.3600000000001, "end": 1572.3600000000001, "text": " That's this one"}, {"start": 1572.96, "end": 1574.96, "text": " All right question"}, {"start": 1575.64, "end": 1579.96, "text": " If I'm that dude, do I get banned please sit away from your wheel?"}, {"start": 1582.1200000000001, "end": 1585.74, "text": " Chill chill I'm not even game yet. Yes"}, {"start": 1589.0800000000002, "end": 1591.0800000000002, "text": " What did that even happen?"}, {"start": 1592.44, "end": 1594.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1598.44, "end": 1599.44, "text": " That's my room."}, {"start": 1599.44, "end": 1601.44, "text": " That's real physics. That's what would happen in our world."}, {"start": 1601.44, "end": 1603.44, "text": " How light are these cars? Bro, paper weights."}, {"start": 1605.44, "end": 1607.44, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 1608.44, "end": 1610.44, "text": " Um, what else?"}, {"start": 1610.44, "end": 1612.44, "text": " WL High Float and High Float Combo."}, {"start": 1612.44, "end": 1614.44, "text": " Very nice actually, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 1614.44, "end": 1617.44, "text": " High Float Law, I haven't seen this combo at all, ever."}, {"start": 1617.44, "end": 1619.44, "text": " Very nice, very nice."}, {"start": 1619.44, "end": 1621.44, "text": " Some things are not meant to change."}, {"start": 1622.44, "end": 1627.44, "text": " That was Valk's anti-cheats."}, {"start": 1627.44, "end": 1638.44, "text": " Chad, who misses CSGO, bro?"}, {"start": 1638.44, "end": 1644.72, "text": " Like, I saw him cringe when I said, bro, but the skins for me and CSGO, like, that's"}, {"start": 1644.72, "end": 1646.48, "text": " my childhood and everything, bro, like, oh, my God."}, {"start": 1646.48, "end": 1651.28, "text": " When I see these clips with an old USPS or Ryan, bro, oh, my gosh."}, {"start": 1651.28, "end": 1660.3999999999999, "text": " it gets me hard what is this max sense one the guard of flying wait so even"}, {"start": 1660.3999999999999, "end": 1664.96, "text": " mr. Verstappen is doing mistakes on iRacing I'm good"}, {"start": 1667.36, "end": 1673.6399999999999, "text": " blue flag blue flag honestly what are we doing"}, {"start": 1673.64, "end": 1676.64, "text": " I'll just set false decision."}, {"start": 1676.64, "end": 1678.64, "text": " Is Landon here?"}, {"start": 1678.64, "end": 1681.64, "text": " Yeah, Landon is here."}, {"start": 1685.64, "end": 1687.64, "text": " Woopah!"}, {"start": 1687.64, "end": 1689.64, "text": " Ha ha ha! Percent!"}, {"start": 1689.64, "end": 1691.64, "text": " Bye bye, Gideon!"}, {"start": 1691.64, "end": 1693.64, "text": " Ha ha ha! So you can do that?"}, {"start": 1693.64, "end": 1695.64, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 1695.64, "end": 1697.64, "text": " Bye bye, it's crazy bro."}, {"start": 1697.64, "end": 1699.64, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 1699.64, "end": 1701.64, "text": " Y'all said it's like real life!"}, {"start": 1701.64, "end": 1710.0400000000002, "text": " doesn't do that on the track. Bye, boy. He can do it. He is max fast stopping. Oh my"}, {"start": 1710.0400000000002, "end": 1714.2800000000002, "text": " God. Where's max fast stopping living in the Netherlands? Do we know the higher it is,"}, {"start": 1714.2800000000002, "end": 1720.2800000000002, "text": " the more you have to turn the wheel to turn the wheel. I have more than 540 in Forza and"}, {"start": 1720.2800000000002, "end": 1725.48, "text": " it feels a lot better. Oh, I see. In I racing how you want 900 for sure. The steering angle"}, {"start": 1725.48, "end": 1731.16, "text": " number the higher it is, the more you have to turn the wheel. I've mined 540 in Forza."}, {"start": 1731.16, "end": 1738.16, "text": " in iRacing you want 900. I see. In Forza you have a lot crazier corners, right? And then"}, {"start": 1738.16, "end": 1742.1200000000001, "text": " and then and then. Okay, okay, I will change it. I think this is clever chat. Now what"}, {"start": 1742.1200000000001, "end": 1748.0400000000002, "text": " he's saying. This is good, I think this is good. This is good. This is good. All right,"}, {"start": 1748.0400000000002, "end": 1757.52, "text": " chat. Do I quickly hop first into Forza or straight into iRacing, bro? You decide. What"}, {"start": 1757.52, "end": 1766.36, "text": " land oh type yo yeah haha did you just who max was stopping bro your land away"}, {"start": 1766.36, "end": 1771.44, "text": " when are we doing shit bro I'll set some stuff up um audience to give me is"}, {"start": 1771.44, "end": 1776.04, "text": " like I don't know some available dates or like one available one available day"}, {"start": 1776.04, "end": 1782.08, "text": " I'll make time I'm addicted to the wheel I'm addicted to the wheel I will come up"}, {"start": 1782.08, "end": 1786.24, "text": " with like a cool fun challenge or something um and also you're sponsored"}, {"start": 1786.24, "end": 1789.84, "text": " Logitech right do I need to buy a logitech if we if we do something on stream?"}, {"start": 1789.84, "end": 1794.76, "text": " Yes or no, bro logitech of course state of the art guys. Um, I"}, {"start": 1795.72, "end": 1797.72, "text": " Think I would"}, {"start": 1798.0, "end": 1802.14, "text": " I don't know you tell me um window eliminate event play irising"}, {"start": 1804.56, "end": 1806.56, "text": " No, I don't have to"}, {"start": 1807.64, "end": 1809.64, "text": " Fawza boring"}, {"start": 1811.6, "end": 1815.3, "text": " Okay, bro, what the hell bro like what did you get unlucky in the wheel spins or what?"}, {"start": 1815.3, "end": 1821.98, "text": " don't don't trash talk forza bro all right um w-land on the chat let me"}, {"start": 1821.98, "end": 1826.26, "text": " connect my wheel really quick chat first I racing or forza bro mods make a"}, {"start": 1826.26, "end": 1836.1, "text": " poll make a poll make a poll all right here we go baby"}, {"start": 1836.7800000000002, "end": 1838.7800000000002, "text": " Here we go"}, {"start": 1840.22, "end": 1842.22, "text": " F1 is that another game"}, {"start": 1843.38, "end": 1849.1000000000001, "text": " People are just told me ETF to what is that shot like a lot of people the enemy ETF to you will have a lot of fun"}, {"start": 1852.1000000000001, "end": 1854.1000000000001, "text": " All right, here we go, baby"}, {"start": 1855.38, "end": 1857.38, "text": " Here we go"}, {"start": 1859.2600000000002, "end": 1861.2600000000002, "text": " From actually a little chat"}, {"start": 1861.38, "end": 1865.9800000000002, "text": " By the way, I played a little bit more off stream yesterday. We have a million now in forza one million coins"}, {"start": 1866.1000000000001, "end": 1875.0200000000002, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, one guy found me off stream bro, like one of the snipers, she had like"}, {"start": 1875.0200000000002, "end": 1881.2600000000002, "text": " one of the pixels come on, I added him to my convoy, and I started a race in co-op."}, {"start": 1881.2600000000002, "end": 1887.7600000000002, "text": " Well, little did I know bro, whoever gets the higher rank, that counts for both."}, {"start": 1887.7600000000002, "end": 1893.5800000000002, "text": " So it turned out, I got 12, then there were 11 bots between us, 10 bots between us, and"}, {"start": 1893.58, "end": 1899.3799999999999, "text": " He got first and I stole the first place like I got a free first place carry. I'm not even joking hands are high in the air bro"}, {"start": 1899.9399999999998, "end": 1901.54, "text": " Hands are high in the air"}, {"start": 1901.54, "end": 1903.54, "text": " What did I'm just saying?"}, {"start": 1903.82, "end": 1906.6999999999998, "text": " I'm being badass for like I got about got a first place yesterday"}, {"start": 1907.6999999999998, "end": 1909.6999999999998, "text": " first I racing okay"}, {"start": 1911.34, "end": 1913.34, "text": " Shice versus comments"}, {"start": 1914.1799999999998, "end": 1916.34, "text": " Good luck this weekend get that W"}, {"start": 1917.4199999999998, "end": 1920.6599999999999, "text": " Bro, how busy is he bro? Shice a he's driving so much"}, {"start": 1923.58, "end": 1926.1399999999999, "text": " I could beat you driving on my"}, {"start": 1927.48, "end": 1932.48, "text": " Yo, bro, bro, bro, like what am I reading bro? What is this rage bait? I"}, {"start": 1933.9199999999998, "end": 1937.6599999999999, "text": " Could beat you driving on my phone while you use steering wheel and pedals"}, {"start": 1939.1599999999999, "end": 1941.1599999999999, "text": " Okay, bro"}, {"start": 1941.52, "end": 1945.62, "text": " Let me do this real quick like bro. Who does he think he is bro world champion?"}, {"start": 1945.6200000000001, "end": 1955.9, "text": " Let me do this right here, is this in the middle, yes."}, {"start": 1955.9, "end": 1959.66, "text": " Forza's arcade game, iRacing is a simulation."}, {"start": 1959.66, "end": 1967.46, "text": " Yo why am I actually scared to launch this game, bro?"}, {"start": 1967.46, "end": 1973.3400000000001, "text": " Wait Lando, how old are you?"}, {"start": 1973.3400000000001, "end": 1981.38, "text": " hold is London no way it's 25"}, {"start": 2003.3400000000001, "end": 2005.4, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2033.3400000000001, "end": 2035.4, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2063.34, "end": 2065.4, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2093.34, "end": 2095.4, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2123.34, "end": 2125.4, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2153.34, "end": 2176.54, "text": " Let me center it on the desk again, it's not really centered."}, {"start": 2176.54, "end": 2181.7000000000003, "text": " Let me open up iRacing bro, just to make sure that there's no 100 gigabyte update again."}, {"start": 2181.7, "end": 2183.7, "text": " QCL"}, {"start": 2183.7, "end": 2185.7, "text": " Don't leak my whole address, please"}, {"start": 2187.3799999999997, "end": 2189.3799999999997, "text": " Hide screen for a second"}, {"start": 2189.54, "end": 2196.3999999999996, "text": " I check this is official official like I'm being better like it's always opening my system 33 and then it shows you your full government name bro"}, {"start": 2196.74, "end": 2201.2599999999998, "text": " At first if you were there yesterday, I said already at first I put my"}, {"start": 2202.2999999999997, "end": 2207.8599999999997, "text": " Like my I put all of this name because it just said like check out address all the sudden"}, {"start": 2207.86, "end": 2214.56, "text": " I put up the game and it says Olaf's his full government name and I was like I can't stream this game today because I don't want to leak his full name, bro"}, {"start": 2215.06, "end": 2218.36, "text": " and I had to ask support to fucking fix my name, bro"}, {"start": 2219.56, "end": 2221.2000000000003, "text": " And they were like"}, {"start": 2221.2000000000003, "end": 2224.6800000000003, "text": " We may request for more documents like bro. What?"}, {"start": 2227.28, "end": 2232.6, "text": " But W Fanta tech bro, they use the contact they send them an email and well, I yo check a support ticket"}, {"start": 2232.6, "end": 2236.02, "text": " He needs an n change W bro. I'll say I've taken longer. All right"}, {"start": 2237.86, "end": 2247.7400000000002, "text": " All right, iRacing plus Apple Vision Pro, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 2247.7400000000002, "end": 2256.26, "text": " Okay, check, do I use the F1 wheel or this one?"}, {"start": 2256.26, "end": 2258.3, "text": " I have another wheel."}, {"start": 2258.3, "end": 2263.9, "text": " I'm lowkey used to this one though, call me nuts."}, {"start": 2263.9, "end": 2265.9, "text": " That's 100%"}, {"start": 2269.4, "end": 2270.4, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 2273.4, "end": 2276.9, "text": " Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do"}, {"start": 2287.9, "end": 2288.9, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2289.9, "end": 2291.9, "text": " Okay, wheel is connected."}, {"start": 2291.9, "end": 2298.3, "text": " Um, let me power it on real quick and hop under the table one second"}, {"start": 2312.7000000000003, "end": 2315.2200000000003, "text": " Why does this shit make me so happy Chad? All right, we go"}, {"start": 2315.2200000000003, "end": 2327.2200000000003, "text": " Okay, it is all connected."}, {"start": 2327.2200000000003, "end": 2332.42, "text": " Stop running CS4 performance, you're right."}, {"start": 2332.42, "end": 2347.42, "text": " Chat, how do I make sure the voice chat is enabled?"}, {"start": 2347.42, "end": 2354.42, "text": " game settings. All my pedals."}, {"start": 2364.66, "end": 2367.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2370.1, "end": 2373.9, "text": " All right. Wheels are ready."}, {"start": 2373.9, "end": 2376.9, "text": " suck"}, {"start": 2376.9, "end": 2378.86, "text": " cables"}, {"start": 2378.86, "end": 2381.86, "text": " kind of in the way how did i do the lesson on the server to the right"}, {"start": 2381.86, "end": 2388.86, "text": " so"}, {"start": 2389.42, "end": 2393.34, "text": " all the malls are people in the chat"}, {"start": 2393.34, "end": 2396.3, "text": " where people tweaking out when i was using the wheel like"}, {"start": 2396.3, "end": 2399.5, "text": " or can you all to just plug and play like does it matter which order you"}, {"start": 2399.5, "end": 2402.34, "text": " connect and stuff"}, {"start": 2402.34, "end": 2409.34, "text": " because on this one it doesn't i can do whatever i want"}, {"start": 2410.1000000000004, "end": 2411.9, "text": " it is plug and play okay"}, {"start": 2411.9, "end": 2415.7000000000003, "text": " my friend fury he bought a mosa chat"}, {"start": 2415.7000000000003, "end": 2419.2000000000003, "text": " when i'm at his crib i will test it out"}, {"start": 2419.2000000000003, "end": 2425.8, "text": " all right"}, {"start": 2425.8, "end": 2426.98, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 2426.98, "end": 2431.5, "text": " do i start with this wheel or with the f1 wheel chat?"}, {"start": 2431.5, "end": 2433.5, "text": " Uhhhh..."}, {"start": 2434.84, "end": 2435.84, "text": " F1!"}, {"start": 2440.84, "end": 2442.34, "text": " Alright, lemme get a..."}, {"start": 2461.5, "end": 2463.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2481.64, "end": 2489.0, "text": " Okay, oh shit oh shit"}, {"start": 2491.5, "end": 2493.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2502.34, "end": 2506.28, "text": " F1 wheel"}, {"start": 2509.9, "end": 2512.46, "text": " Why do you all got me scared to try this game out, bro"}, {"start": 2512.46, "end": 2520.62, "text": " are you sure I should be first timing a wheel in iRacing bro? I'm actually scared of getting"}, {"start": 2520.62, "end": 2528.7400000000002, "text": " burned bro. I've never had an issue with my moza wheel in setup. Be careful with f1 wheel"}, {"start": 2528.7400000000002, "end": 2540.82, "text": " wall and said it can hurt your hands. What? Actually, I have the booster shirt out. 8 Newton"}, {"start": 2540.82, "end": 2551.86, "text": " meter torque. I'm scared dog. Just if you crash. Guys, let me do one race with this one first."}, {"start": 2551.86, "end": 2556.5000000000005, "text": " Like, because I also bound the keys on this one. But I will be using this one today. I"}, {"start": 2556.5, "end": 2558.5, "text": " I got you"}, {"start": 2559.3, "end": 2562.14, "text": " But I'm not gonna get banned first race bro. All right here we go"}, {"start": 2563.66, "end": 2568.46, "text": " All right dashboard again, this is the first time how do I start in this?"}, {"start": 2569.86, "end": 2574.62, "text": " 15,000 people online right now Jesus and keep in mind this is a paid service. This is like World of Warcraft, bro"}, {"start": 2575.06, "end": 2576.82, "text": " That's actually impressive"}, {"start": 2576.82, "end": 2579.86, "text": " 15k people pay a 99 a month right? Wow"}, {"start": 2581.38, "end": 2585.12, "text": " Test drive I see I see all right test drive right here we go three"}, {"start": 2586.5, "end": 2590.5, "text": " Two, wait, let me check settings for Voshad."}, {"start": 2593.5, "end": 2595.5, "text": " And I haven't checked these settings at all."}, {"start": 2596.5, "end": 2599.5, "text": " Language, English, time zone, doesn't matter."}, {"start": 2599.5, "end": 2602.5, "text": " Who can be my spotter? What the fuck is a spotter?"}, {"start": 2604.5, "end": 2606.5, "text": " Preferences."}, {"start": 2606.5, "end": 2620.5, "text": " Oh, guys, uh, where's voice chat?"}, {"start": 2620.5, "end": 2626.5, "text": " Voice chat is in, um, in-game, right?"}, {"start": 2626.5, "end": 2629.5, "text": " I don't see it here."}, {"start": 2629.5, "end": 2630.5, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2630.5, "end": 2631.5, "text": " Thank you, chat."}, {"start": 2631.5, "end": 2633.5, "text": " Test drive three!"}, {"start": 2633.5, "end": 2650.58, "text": " Let me close my chrome tabs bro, mods change game to iRacing bruh, oh god, 3, 2, 1."}, {"start": 2650.58, "end": 2657.58, "text": " This is test drive menu here, configure and customize solo session."}, {"start": 2657.58, "end": 2662.34, "text": " Test drive, by clicking on this card you will see a drop down of all available vehicles."}, {"start": 2662.34, "end": 2669.6200000000003, "text": " You can also set the cars favorite test drive test drive test drive and tour all right. I got it"}, {"start": 2670.9, "end": 2675.52, "text": " Here we go. Where do I start lime rock park chat that looks easy"}, {"start": 2680.9, "end": 2682.9, "text": " Take the MX five"}, {"start": 2682.9, "end": 2693.58, "text": " Okay, but does this one drift out a little no like the guys don't don't fuck me in the"}, {"start": 2693.58, "end": 2694.58, "text": " ass please."}, {"start": 2694.58, "end": 2698.7400000000002, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 2698.7400000000002, "end": 2701.94, "text": " And then we can start right?"}, {"start": 2701.94, "end": 2704.46, "text": " Why must you?"}, {"start": 2704.46, "end": 2710.7000000000003, "text": " Okay, three, two, one."}, {"start": 2710.7000000000003, "end": 2714.7000000000003, "text": " I'll hide my screen. I'm scared that it's not going to show my IP or something, right?"}, {"start": 2715.2000000000003, "end": 2716.7000000000003, "text": " Select the monitor."}, {"start": 2718.7000000000003, "end": 2719.7000000000003, "text": " Monitor."}, {"start": 2720.7000000000003, "end": 2721.7000000000003, "text": " Launch."}, {"start": 2726.2000000000003, "end": 2730.7000000000003, "text": " Again, this game is 195 gigabytes strong. Wait, I didn't even connect my wheel."}, {"start": 2730.7000000000003, "end": 2732.7000000000003, "text": " Do I turn it on now or did I fuck up already?"}, {"start": 2732.7000000000003, "end": 2733.7000000000003, "text": " I'm turning it on."}, {"start": 2734.7000000000003, "end": 2735.7000000000003, "text": " I completely forgot."}, {"start": 2740.7000000000003, "end": 2750.7000000000003, "text": " Fucked up already. Stop, stop, stop. Why is it loading so long?"}, {"start": 2750.7000000000003, "end": 2754.7000000000003, "text": " Shit, where's Lim Rockba?"}, {"start": 2761.7000000000003, "end": 2763.7000000000003, "text": " Test."}, {"start": 2770.7000000000003, "end": 2775.1200000000003, "text": " There's a dude in front of me. Is that a player? No, right? Press and hold escape"}, {"start": 2778.26, "end": 2780.42, "text": " Paddles work. Does the wheel work?"}, {"start": 2781.6200000000003, "end": 2783.6200000000003, "text": " Yep"}, {"start": 2784.5000000000005, "end": 2789.7400000000002, "text": " It's one to one in four that's not if I'm sideways it sideways lol"}, {"start": 2790.7400000000002, "end": 2794.0600000000004, "text": " Okay, what the hell now I see what you guys see with real life"}, {"start": 2795.82, "end": 2797.82, "text": " How do I get out of"}, {"start": 2797.82, "end": 2799.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2799.82, "end": 2801.82, "text": " Okay, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 2801.82, "end": 2803.82, "text": " I need to go to settings for a second."}, {"start": 2803.82, "end": 2805.82, "text": " Where are the settings?"}, {"start": 2805.82, "end": 2807.82, "text": " Where are the settings?"}, {"start": 2807.82, "end": 2809.82, "text": " I only see edit UI."}, {"start": 2811.82, "end": 2813.82, "text": " Where the fuck are the settings, Chad?"}, {"start": 2815.82, "end": 2817.82, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 2817.82, "end": 2819.82, "text": " Escape."}, {"start": 2819.82, "end": 2839.5800000000004, "text": " Aha! I see. Settings. Let me not leak anything. Settings. Let me see. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2839.5800000000004, "end": 2846.7000000000003, "text": " Settings look fine, right, Chad? It's the paddle you never used before. What do you"}, {"start": 2846.7000000000003, "end": 2860.6200000000003, "text": " looks fine all right audio turn on voice here so I want to like warn people in"}, {"start": 2860.6200000000003, "end": 2864.0600000000004, "text": " front of me I don't want to get banned I'm being badass"}, {"start": 2864.0600000000004, "end": 2871.86, "text": " which one is it probably default right on voice chat mic device also default"}, {"start": 2871.86, "end": 2874.6200000000003, "text": " Right input this one."}, {"start": 2879.7400000000002, "end": 2881.94, "text": " I need to mix it out."}, {"start": 2881.94, "end": 2883.38, "text": " Catch up."}, {"start": 2883.38, "end": 2884.06, "text": " Push to talk."}, {"start": 2884.06, "end": 2885.06, "text": " Is it always push to talk?"}, {"start": 2885.06, "end": 2885.56, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2892.38, "end": 2892.94, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 2896.82, "end": 2897.32, "text": " This one."}, {"start": 2897.32, "end": 2907.56, "text": " Yo, guys, can anyone hear me?"}, {"start": 2907.56, "end": 2908.56, "text": " Anyone on the track with me?"}, {"start": 2908.56, "end": 2909.56, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 2909.56, "end": 2914.48, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 2914.48, "end": 2917.28, "text": " I think it was a little chat, test."}, {"start": 2917.28, "end": 2922.88, "text": " All right, let's go, let's get it."}, {"start": 2922.88, "end": 2932.1800000000003, "text": " Wait I found some settings yesterday so left I click here right I click here back how do"}, {"start": 2932.1800000000003, "end": 2945.42, "text": " I look back you guys this is voice chat is there a way to look back you don't look back"}, {"start": 2945.42, "end": 2950.3, "text": " only the mirror say well I have no button to look back okay okay all right"}, {"start": 2950.3, "end": 2952.54, "text": " here we go"}, {"start": 2952.66, "end": 2959.1, "text": " wait wait I'm gonna say oh it's not automatic tell me that's automatic please"}, {"start": 2975.42, "end": 2989.64, "text": " All right listen listen listen listen listen why is it still spinning out question guys"}, {"start": 2989.64, "end": 2996.3199999999997, "text": " question it feels easy why you're telling me this is hard"}, {"start": 3019.64, "end": 3021.64, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 3022.64, "end": 3024.64, "text": " Maximon on the track, anyone with me?"}, {"start": 3025.64, "end": 3026.64, "text": " Coming in hot!"}, {"start": 3032.64, "end": 3034.64, "text": " Ah! Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 3039.64, "end": 3045.64, "text": " Guys, I'm scared. Y'all told me if I crashed with the other wheel, my hand gets broken off or something like that."}, {"start": 3046.64, "end": 3047.64, "text": " That was close!"}, {"start": 3049.64, "end": 3051.64, "text": " I feel like I'm shifting too hard. Wait!"}, {"start": 3051.64, "end": 3053.64, "text": " The dot's in the middle!"}, {"start": 3055.64, "end": 3057.64, "text": " Ah! I see!"}, {"start": 3057.64, "end": 3059.64, "text": " When did I write my shift?"}, {"start": 3061.64, "end": 3062.64, "text": " Great!"}, {"start": 3063.64, "end": 3066.64, "text": " Into the corner! Downshift! Upshift!"}, {"start": 3067.64, "end": 3068.64, "text": " Shite!"}, {"start": 3079.64, "end": 3082.64, "text": " How did that go back, Parson?"}, {"start": 3085.64, "end": 3086.64, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 3087.64, "end": 3089.64, "text": " What the hell did you do that?!"}, {"start": 3090.64, "end": 3093.64, "text": " In fours, or nothing happens if I go into a corner like that!"}, {"start": 3094.64, "end": 3096.64, "text": " Also, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 3097.64, "end": 3099.64, "text": " Don't tell me I can only start the car in first gear."}, {"start": 3100.64, "end": 3102.64, "text": " In fours, I can start in third, fourth, and so on."}, {"start": 3103.64, "end": 3105.64, "text": " We're taking the piss!"}, {"start": 3105.64, "end": 3110.64, "text": " Oh wait, it does work, it does work. I'm taking back. We're good, we're good, we're good."}, {"start": 3118.64, "end": 3127.64, "text": " Alright. Shit, I'm ready for the trek, I think. Let me try to put him on. I don't like a thing, but we're gonna need a little bit of crashes to check this out."}, {"start": 3127.64, "end": 3129.64, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 3134.64, "end": 3136.64, "text": " Bring the dump truck open!"}, {"start": 3137.64, "end": 3139.64, "text": " There's another way to shut down the one."}, {"start": 3145.64, "end": 3147.64, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 3153.64, "end": 3155.64, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 3155.64, "end": 3158.64, "text": " If this happens in the race, don't tell me I just can't look"}, {"start": 3161.8799999999997, "end": 3164.3599999999997, "text": " Tell me there's a way to get to get rid of this"}, {"start": 3166.92, "end": 3171.16, "text": " You need to go to a pit stop guys are we taking the piss"}, {"start": 3172.48, "end": 3176.3599999999997, "text": " What's happening? I'm not even driving. I'm not even driving. I'm not even driving. What?"}, {"start": 3182.3599999999997, "end": 3184.7599999999998, "text": " Wait what it only goes straight"}, {"start": 3185.64, "end": 3198.64, "text": " I BROKE IT!"}, {"start": 3198.64, "end": 3203.12, "text": " What do I do now?"}, {"start": 3203.12, "end": 3205.12, "text": " escape"}, {"start": 3205.12, "end": 3234.12, "text": " What the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 3234.12, "end": 3237.12, "text": " I broke it!"}, {"start": 3237.12, "end": 3241.12, "text": " Don't tell me I have to pay for that."}, {"start": 3241.12, "end": 3244.12, "text": " They literally have my credit card, I'm being badass."}, {"start": 3244.12, "end": 3248.12, "text": " Y'all told me this is real life, if I gotta pay for that bro!"}, {"start": 3248.12, "end": 3251.12, "text": " Why is my wheel not centered anymore?"}, {"start": 3251.12, "end": 3253.12, "text": " Mods?"}, {"start": 3253.12, "end": 3256.12, "text": " Okay, there it is."}, {"start": 3256.12, "end": 3258.12, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry, sorry."}, {"start": 3258.12, "end": 3261.12, "text": " Can I kill that guy or no by accident? I'm just wondering bro."}, {"start": 3261.12, "end": 3263.12, "text": " And do I get banned if I do?"}, {"start": 3263.12, "end": 3264.12, "text": " Alright, check this out."}, {"start": 3264.12, "end": 3266.12, "text": " I'm actually gonna look right out, I'm trying."}, {"start": 3276.12, "end": 3277.12, "text": " Why don't you get my tires?"}, {"start": 3279.12, "end": 3281.12, "text": " This game is loud as fuck, bro. Am I the only one?"}, {"start": 3284.12, "end": 3286.12, "text": " Car must be stopped to get into the setting."}, {"start": 3286.12, "end": 3287.12, "text": " That's alright."}, {"start": 3291.12, "end": 3300.44, "text": " I can't go into the settings and change my volume."}, {"start": 3300.44, "end": 3302.88, "text": " I'm just going to a pit stop."}, {"start": 3302.88, "end": 3303.88, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3303.88, "end": 3304.88, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3304.88, "end": 3305.88, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 3305.88, "end": 3306.88, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3306.88, "end": 3307.88, "text": " Like, I don't even know."}, {"start": 3307.88, "end": 3308.88, "text": " Like, I don't know if this is fine."}, {"start": 3308.88, "end": 3309.88, "text": " Chad, is this fine?"}, {"start": 3309.88, "end": 3310.88, "text": " The volume?"}, {"start": 3310.88, "end": 3311.88, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3311.88, "end": 3312.88, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 3312.88, "end": 3313.88, "text": " Why am I here again?"}, {"start": 3313.88, "end": 3314.88, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3314.88, "end": 3315.88, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 3315.88, "end": 3316.88, "text": " This is better."}, {"start": 3316.88, "end": 3317.88, "text": " This is better."}, {"start": 3317.88, "end": 3318.88, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3318.88, "end": 3319.88, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 3319.88, "end": 3320.88, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 3320.88, "end": 3327.88, "text": " completely no crashes. Here we go. I will just focus on not crashing. If I crash I die."}, {"start": 3350.88, "end": 3373.88, "text": " Is this an outshack?"}, {"start": 3373.88, "end": 3374.88, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3380.88, "end": 3381.88, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 3395.88, "end": 3396.88, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 3396.88, "end": 3397.88, "text": " How fast am I going?"}, {"start": 3400.88, "end": 3402.88, "text": " Is that a hundred MPH?"}, {"start": 3402.88, "end": 3404.6, "text": " Wait, that's like 200 now?"}, {"start": 3406.36, "end": 3408.28, "text": " We downshift, we break?"}, {"start": 3410.1600000000003, "end": 3411.48, "text": " We go too?"}, {"start": 3415.0, "end": 3417.96, "text": " Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 3417.96, "end": 3420.28, "text": " It's a little bit sad, it's a little bit sad."}, {"start": 3428.84, "end": 3430.48, "text": " Okay, bro, okay, I have a question bro."}, {"start": 3430.48, "end": 3436.8, "text": " Number one most annoying thing when you drive them, when your wheel is like this, when you're"}, {"start": 3436.8, "end": 3441.2, "text": " like already like oh now I need to go back and you you press this and it shifts up even though"}, {"start": 3441.2, "end": 3445.36, "text": " you're trying to go back. Oh my."}, {"start": 3449.44, "end": 3453.76, "text": " Type one if you know what I mean. This is why I like the stiff stick."}, {"start": 3453.76, "end": 3464.42, "text": " stick shift bro it's always and it's always on your right it's always on your"}, {"start": 3464.42, "end": 3467.5800000000004, "text": " right and you know exactly where false gear second"}, {"start": 3467.58, "end": 3471.58, "text": " I'm at one race of the drag stick shift channel."}, {"start": 3471.58, "end": 3473.58, "text": " You're a drill."}, {"start": 3473.58, "end": 3475.58, "text": " Oh my god, no, wait."}, {"start": 3475.58, "end": 3478.58, "text": " We're going 70 miles, wait."}, {"start": 3478.58, "end": 3480.58, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3480.58, "end": 3485.58, "text": " Wait, heartbreak here, heartbreak, heartbreak, heartbreak."}, {"start": 3485.58, "end": 3490.58, "text": " Tough corner, tough corner, no back and no slimes, suck."}, {"start": 3490.58, "end": 3492.58, "text": " Now we need to speed up, speed up, baby."}, {"start": 3492.58, "end": 3494.58, "text": " Speed up baby, Mx3, you and I."}, {"start": 3497.58, "end": 3499.58, "text": " We take the corner full speed up and down."}, {"start": 3500.58, "end": 3501.58, "text": " No bang at all."}, {"start": 3501.58, "end": 3502.58, "text": " Third gear."}, {"start": 3503.58, "end": 3504.58, "text": " No braking."}, {"start": 3506.58, "end": 3507.58, "text": " Fourth gear."}, {"start": 3509.58, "end": 3510.58, "text": " Stay on the line."}, {"start": 3511.58, "end": 3512.58, "text": " Hold."}, {"start": 3513.58, "end": 3515.58, "text": " Protection fifth gear, coming three, two, one."}, {"start": 3518.58, "end": 3519.58, "text": " Brake."}, {"start": 3519.58, "end": 3520.58, "text": " Third gear."}, {"start": 3520.58, "end": 3523.58, "text": " Lean into the corner, lean into the corner."}, {"start": 3523.58, "end": 3526.58, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 3526.58, "end": 3528.58, "text": " How do you not spin out there, Shad?"}, {"start": 3528.58, "end": 3531.58, "text": " That's so impossible."}, {"start": 3531.58, "end": 3533.58, "text": " I need to change to KMH."}, {"start": 3533.58, "end": 3535.58, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 3535.58, "end": 3538.58, "text": " Because I don't realize how fast I'm going with MPH, Shad."}, {"start": 3538.58, "end": 3540.58, "text": " Great, Mark."}, {"start": 3544.58, "end": 3546.58, "text": " You got a penalty for cutting the course."}, {"start": 3546.58, "end": 3549.58, "text": " I hope it's not real money."}, {"start": 3550.58, "end": 3552.58, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 3554.58, "end": 3556.58, "text": " Got here!"}, {"start": 3559.58, "end": 3561.58, "text": " Full brake!"}, {"start": 3561.58, "end": 3566.58, "text": " Second gear! Cut the corner! Cut this! Cut this! Not bad!"}, {"start": 3569.58, "end": 3571.58, "text": " Where's my meeting map chat?"}, {"start": 3571.58, "end": 3573.58, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 3573.58, "end": 3577.58, "text": " Third gear's fine! Lean into the corner, not bad!"}, {"start": 3577.58, "end": 3580.58, "text": " Second gear, no full juice, third gear."}, {"start": 3583.08, "end": 3584.08, "text": " Full speed, I'm here."}, {"start": 3587.08, "end": 3588.08, "text": " Fourth gear."}, {"start": 3589.58, "end": 3591.08, "text": " You're only my mini-member."}, {"start": 3591.58, "end": 3593.08, "text": " I need a coach."}, {"start": 3596.58, "end": 3598.08, "text": " Fastest lap, not bad at all."}, {"start": 3598.58, "end": 3602.08, "text": " Third gear, lean into the corner, not full throttle, but briefly."}, {"start": 3607.58, "end": 3609.58, "text": " Debris on track."}, {"start": 3609.58, "end": 3612.58, "text": " Yellow flag. Where should I fuck up the track?"}, {"start": 3612.58, "end": 3614.58, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 3614.58, "end": 3617.58, "text": " Sorry guys, I'll be on track, bye bye."}, {"start": 3618.58, "end": 3620.58, "text": " What's the end of that?"}, {"start": 3626.58, "end": 3628.58, "text": " Alright, ready, grab?"}, {"start": 3629.58, "end": 3631.58, "text": " Check out that get into real race."}, {"start": 3631.58, "end": 3633.58, "text": " This corner always fucks me the ass. This time it doesn't."}, {"start": 3633.58, "end": 3636.58, "text": " Suck? Second gear? Suck, not bad at all. Bang."}, {"start": 3637.58, "end": 3642.58, "text": " Ticket the balls of the second gear, go full rat and cut here now."}, {"start": 3642.58, "end": 3646.58, "text": " Full break, second gear, max that out."}, {"start": 3649.58, "end": 3651.58, "text": " Go into third, not bad."}, {"start": 3652.58, "end": 3654.58, "text": " Full speed here."}, {"start": 3654.58, "end": 3656.58, "text": " We played these games before, on to fourth, not bad."}, {"start": 3656.58, "end": 3657.58, "text": " Now a long straight."}, {"start": 3657.58, "end": 3660.58, "text": " I've played these games before."}, {"start": 3662.58, "end": 3665.58, "text": " Now we go for personal best. Here we go."}, {"start": 3667.58, "end": 3668.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3670.58, "end": 3671.58, "text": " What did I hit?"}, {"start": 3673.58, "end": 3674.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3679.58, "end": 3680.58, "text": " My motor?"}, {"start": 3682.58, "end": 3683.58, "text": " But how?"}, {"start": 3684.58, "end": 3686.58, "text": " How did I blow up the engine?"}, {"start": 3686.58, "end": 3687.58, "text": " I was just driving."}, {"start": 3691.58, "end": 3693.58, "text": " I actually want to know because this is how I drive my car."}, {"start": 3693.58, "end": 3695.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3696.5, "end": 3701.1, "text": " Shift it down to fast money shift down shifting at high-racist money shift"}, {"start": 3702.2599999999998, "end": 3704.2599999999998, "text": " If I'm too fast, I"}, {"start": 3705.52, "end": 3707.52, "text": " Can't"}, {"start": 3709.38, "end": 3713.9, "text": " Wait, let me let me let me fact check that cuz I like let me check let me check"}, {"start": 3718.94, "end": 3721.06, "text": " So if I go second here"}, {"start": 3723.58, "end": 3733.58, "text": " How do I hit that, though?"}, {"start": 3733.58, "end": 3736.58, "text": " I'm actually confused, Shed."}, {"start": 3736.58, "end": 3743.58, "text": " Do I need to lean into it more at the start?"}, {"start": 3753.58, "end": 3756.58, "text": " In first gear you need to be back."}, {"start": 3756.58, "end": 3758.58, "text": " Lando takes it in first gear."}, {"start": 3761.58, "end": 3762.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3767.58, "end": 3769.58, "text": " Don't brake, Moto, please."}, {"start": 3771.58, "end": 3772.58, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 3772.58, "end": 3773.58, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 3776.58, "end": 3779.58, "text": " Merci for brake my Moto again if I go now first gear."}, {"start": 3779.58, "end": 3785.58, "text": " You guys guys, I'm scared to get into a real game, bro."}, {"start": 3785.58, "end": 3791.58, "text": " That's how you break it, because I do that RL, I'm being badass."}, {"start": 3791.58, "end": 3795.58, "text": " Chad!"}, {"start": 3795.58, "end": 3797.58, "text": " Is it problematic on a Faville diesel TDE?"}, {"start": 3797.58, "end": 3799.58, "text": " Or no?"}, {"start": 3799.58, "end": 3805.58, "text": " I swear, I like sometimes go very high RPM into lower gear."}, {"start": 3805.58, "end": 3807.58, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 3807.58, "end": 3809.58, "text": " Y'all are trolling, bro"}, {"start": 3813.18, "end": 3816.86, "text": " So I actually always wondered I think like I never asked anybody"}, {"start": 3817.92, "end": 3824.72, "text": " How do you how do you go towards the traffic light chat if I go 60 miles per hour towards the traffic light right and and it's red"}, {"start": 3825.68, "end": 3828.7799999999997, "text": " How do you I drive manual? How do you approach?"}, {"start": 3828.7799999999997, "end": 3835.74, "text": " I do I'm being badass. I do this every time me on I like what I do is I go into I hit my clutch"}, {"start": 3835.7400000000002, "end": 3840.0800000000004, "text": " I'm still going 60 right I'm slowly approaching the red light I hit my clutch"}, {"start": 3840.0800000000004, "end": 3848.0400000000004, "text": " I go mode into nothing like no mode on my shifter I go nothing I break break"}, {"start": 3848.0400000000004, "end": 3852.0400000000004, "text": " break up until I'm in front of the light my car goes to zero and then I go first"}, {"start": 3852.0400000000004, "end": 3854.2400000000002, "text": " gear"}, {"start": 3854.96, "end": 3857.96, "text": " stop"}, {"start": 3858.76, "end": 3860.76, "text": " It's that bad"}, {"start": 3861.96, "end": 3863.96, "text": " I'm being badass I do that"}, {"start": 3865.12, "end": 3868.58, "text": " That's fine. Okay good good good good because I"}, {"start": 3869.36, "end": 3876.38, "text": " Was scared that I have to full try hat like fourth gear third gear second gear first gear like I'm not gonna do all of that"}, {"start": 3876.38, "end": 3877.7400000000002, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 3877.7400000000002, "end": 3880.3, "text": " All right easy. That's good to know that's good to know"}, {"start": 3881.2400000000002, "end": 3885.6, "text": " All right, let me get one good lap check this out straight out of the fucking box"}, {"start": 3885.6, "end": 3891.6, "text": " No crashes! Fast ski on that corner, I will get my best time. Check this out."}, {"start": 3945.6, "end": 3947.6, "text": " Engine still works, we keep going."}, {"start": 3949.6, "end": 3951.6, "text": " Next lap is number one."}, {"start": 3959.6, "end": 3961.6, "text": " First gear here."}, {"start": 3971.6, "end": 3973.6, "text": " Into second."}, {"start": 3973.6, "end": 3976.6, "text": " Use your beer, Mac, use your beer!"}, {"start": 3980.6, "end": 3983.6, "text": " Full speed! I remember this one!"}, {"start": 3987.6, "end": 3989.6, "text": " Here we go! Best timing coming!"}, {"start": 3990.6, "end": 3993.6, "text": " Don't downshift and brake range in line! Careful!"}, {"start": 3994.6, "end": 3996.6, "text": " Oh my... that was nice."}, {"start": 3999.6, "end": 4001.6, "text": " Stay with me."}, {"start": 4033.6, "end": 4035.6, "text": " WHAAAAAP!"}, {"start": 4035.6, "end": 4037.6, "text": " HOOOOO!"}, {"start": 4039.6, "end": 4041.6, "text": " HA!"}, {"start": 4041.6, "end": 4043.6, "text": " I went down 1 centimeter on a grass patch!"}, {"start": 4047.6, "end": 4049.6, "text": " Explain it to me, Chad."}, {"start": 4049.6, "end": 4051.6, "text": " This game is taking the piss."}, {"start": 4063.6, "end": 4065.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4065.6, "end": 4067.6, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4070.6, "end": 4072.6, "text": " Woo-hoo!"}, {"start": 4072.6, "end": 4079.6, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4079.6, "end": 4082.6, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4082.6, "end": 4088.6, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4088.6, "end": 4091.6, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4091.6, "end": 4093.6, "text": " Hey, Lona, if you don't have enough grip to turn me..."}, {"start": 4093.6, "end": 4094.6, "text": " No, no, please!"}, {"start": 4094.6, "end": 4095.6, "text": " ...you're going to be two thousand."}, {"start": 4095.6, "end": 4096.6, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 4096.6, "end": 4098.6, "text": " ...your front tires don't..."}, {"start": 4098.6, "end": 4099.6, "text": " On and through! Hold my wheel!"}, {"start": 4099.6, "end": 4101.6, "text": " ...like there's no tomorrow."}, {"start": 4101.6, "end": 4102.6, "text": " Tomorrow."}, {"start": 4102.6, "end": 4106.6, "text": " Yeah. Asphalt gets better though. Also, the shift is true."}, {"start": 4115.6, "end": 4117.6, "text": " Ah, that was the full speed phone. I'm stupid."}, {"start": 4118.6, "end": 4120.6, "text": " Best timing coming. Here we go. Shift faster."}, {"start": 4120.6, "end": 4122.6, "text": " Shed. When do I shift? When it's right up before."}, {"start": 4125.6, "end": 4126.6, "text": " Lock it."}, {"start": 4126.6, "end": 4135.6, "text": " I lost my shoe! Oh no! I'm going without shoes!"}, {"start": 4135.6, "end": 4142.6, "text": " Or the metal is cold on the panel, I'm not gonna lie! It's fine! I'm not weak!"}, {"start": 4142.6, "end": 4147.6, "text": " Ohhhh! Wait next year! No, sir!"}, {"start": 4147.6, "end": 4163.0, "text": " All right, I'm ready. Get me on the server. Actually, I need to do one round without crashing."}, {"start": 4163.0, "end": 4165.0, "text": " Last to last try."}, {"start": 4179.0, "end": 4182.0, "text": " Wait till when I should chance the red and look at the cheddar roll."}, {"start": 4182.0, "end": 4183.0, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4183.0, "end": 4184.0, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 4193.0, "end": 4214.7, "text": " No, I'm stupid. I focused too much on the road. How am I slower than my best time? Walk"}, {"start": 4214.7, "end": 4216.7, "text": " I can make up for that."}, {"start": 4227.2, "end": 4228.2, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 4230.7, "end": 4232.7, "text": " No! No, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 4239.7, "end": 4240.7, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 4241.7, "end": 4242.7, "text": " MADNESS!"}, {"start": 4244.7, "end": 4249.58, "text": " Alpha kiwi thing for the 10 gifted hearts in the fucking ship, bro. I'll spend another account fire racing a fucking band."}, {"start": 4249.58, "end": 4250.3, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 4251.099999999999, "end": 4252.46, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 4255.26, "end": 4256.22, "text": " I swear it's the car!"}, {"start": 4257.099999999999, "end": 4257.98, "text": " Give me a Lambo."}, {"start": 4260.3, "end": 4262.22, "text": " How do I- How do I change my car, bro?"}, {"start": 4267.5, "end": 4268.3, "text": " Let me do one more try."}, {"start": 4274.7, "end": 4297.7, "text": " That counts, that counts!"}, {"start": 4297.7, "end": 4309.26, "text": " This is this is this is this is this is race in six minutes as a race in six minutes"}, {"start": 4309.26, "end": 4313.78, "text": " Show me"}, {"start": 4313.78, "end": 4327.8, "text": " skip, bye bye"}, {"start": 4327.8, "end": 4337.3, "text": " wait, mx5!"}, {"start": 4337.3, "end": 4350.900000000001, "text": " That's the one I've just tested with, no?"}, {"start": 4350.900000000001, "end": 4352.900000000001, "text": " 200 racers!"}, {"start": 4352.900000000001, "end": 4359.06, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 4359.06, "end": 4361.54, "text": " Is it the same truck on all?"}, {"start": 4361.54, "end": 4366.54, "text": " Wait, how do 200 people sit on the road?"}, {"start": 4373.54, "end": 4374.54, "text": " Can I, oh."}, {"start": 4377.54, "end": 4381.54, "text": " Wait chat, how do I switch it to KMH, add to MPH, add to KMH?"}, {"start": 4381.54, "end": 4383.54, "text": " Oh god, I need to look in."}, {"start": 4386.54, "end": 4388.54, "text": " It's in the other settings, right? Yeah."}, {"start": 4388.54, "end": 4390.54, "text": " I'm gonna join practice."}, {"start": 4391.54, "end": 4393.38, "text": " Here we go, Chad. Lock in."}, {"start": 4394.38, "end": 4395.34, "text": " This is the track."}, {"start": 4396.06, "end": 4397.06, "text": " Tsukou..."}, {"start": 4397.98, "end": 4399.34, "text": " What are these corners?"}, {"start": 4399.98, "end": 4401.9, "text": " Okay, there I need to be in first gear."}, {"start": 4402.58, "end": 4404.0199999999995, "text": " There I need to be in first gear."}, {"start": 4404.06, "end": 4405.66, "text": " In-star crazy corner."}, {"start": 4407.3, "end": 4409.9, "text": " Then a long straight. We go max speed."}, {"start": 4411.14, "end": 4413.06, "text": " Then a massive corner. First gear again."}, {"start": 4414.98, "end": 4415.98, "text": " What do you mean second?"}, {"start": 4416.0199999999995, "end": 4416.94, "text": " You used too much."}, {"start": 4416.98, "end": 4418.5, "text": " Second gear in the first? Why?"}, {"start": 4418.54, "end": 4420.54, "text": " Easy W, the pedal to prevent spin outs."}, {"start": 4420.54, "end": 4424.1, "text": " Ah, wait. You used too much axle? Easy with the wheel."}, {"start": 4424.1, "end": 4426.18, "text": " Easy with the pedal. Okay, I will try, I will try."}, {"start": 4426.18, "end": 4428.18, "text": " You're right, I do the same in Forza."}, {"start": 4428.18, "end": 4430.18, "text": " Alright, let's see, let's see."}, {"start": 4434.18, "end": 4436.18, "text": " Wait, my wheelie."}, {"start": 4439.46, "end": 4441.46, "text": " Alright, nothing. These are real players."}, {"start": 4450.54, "end": 4468.3, "text": " Nice of Connor, right? Wait, what? This is a different track? Oh my god, I almost bumped."}, {"start": 4468.3, "end": 4486.3, "text": " Oh my, my, my, my, my, my wheels blinking!"}, {"start": 4486.3, "end": 4491.3, "text": " Does that matter, Chef Chef?"}, {"start": 4491.3, "end": 4494.3, "text": " On a GOAT driver."}, {"start": 4494.3, "end": 4499.3, "text": " Yes, okay. So I shouldn't look in game at the thing?"}, {"start": 4501.3, "end": 4503.3, "text": " Shadowman, look!"}, {"start": 4504.3, "end": 4506.3, "text": " Yo, I can't see myself in here."}, {"start": 4511.3, "end": 4512.3, "text": " I can't hear them, Shadow."}, {"start": 4515.3, "end": 4517.3, "text": " Yo, guys, are you ready for the race?"}, {"start": 4517.3, "end": 4524.3, "text": " Wait, how do I go setting, Chad, without..."}, {"start": 4524.3, "end": 4527.5, "text": " I'll put us wrong."}, {"start": 4527.5, "end": 4530.5, "text": " I'm going to just pull up on the side."}, {"start": 4530.5, "end": 4537.5, "text": " Yo, what's up guys?"}, {"start": 4537.5, "end": 4541.5, "text": " Wait, my mic doesn't work now."}, {"start": 4541.5, "end": 4546.5, "text": " Yo, it doesn't work, what guys?"}, {"start": 4546.5, "end": 4551.5, "text": " Yo, what's up guys?"}, {"start": 4551.5, "end": 4556.5, "text": " Yo, what's up guys?"}, {"start": 4556.5, "end": 4562.92, "text": " wait my mic doesn't work now yo it doesn't my mic work guys? yo yo yo"}, {"start": 4562.92, "end": 4565.8, "text": " let's give it my all son"}, {"start": 4571.32, "end": 4577.8, "text": " wait wait one second one second I have to fix something"}, {"start": 4577.8, "end": 4579.8, "text": " Did you can't hear them?"}, {"start": 4582.4800000000005, "end": 4584.4800000000005, "text": " I think I know why"}, {"start": 4585.6, "end": 4589.0, "text": " He said you're probably not gonna be ready for this race. He doesn't know"}, {"start": 4589.0, "end": 4596.0, "text": " I'm not speaking right now."}, {"start": 4602.0, "end": 4607.0, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 4607.0, "end": 4617.0, "text": " Why can't you not hear them chat?"}, {"start": 4617.0, "end": 4623.3, "text": " Michael check there it is like check my Mike check my check are we all ready for"}, {"start": 4623.3, "end": 4634.64, "text": " the race Michael Jackson Michael you guys I'm pretty new to this game I'm"}, {"start": 4634.64, "end": 4641.12, "text": " scared I signed up for this race if I drive bad I'm sorry all right yeah"}, {"start": 4641.12, "end": 4643.12, "text": " Yeah, actually it's not a game, it's a sin."}, {"start": 4643.76, "end": 4644.26, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4644.88, "end": 4645.38, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 4648.88, "end": 4650.0, "text": " Chad, is it one of the guests?"}, {"start": 4650.0, "end": 4653.2, "text": " Oh no, just so you know, it's hard to talk over people."}, {"start": 4653.2, "end": 4654.5199999999995, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4655.2, "end": 4656.32, "text": " You can't talk over them."}, {"start": 4657.36, "end": 4658.24, "text": " So I should shut up?"}, {"start": 4660.72, "end": 4661.22, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4661.5599999999995, "end": 4662.48, "text": " I'll do both, sorry."}, {"start": 4663.08, "end": 4665.08, "text": " Hey Pixel, do you want some coaching, then?"}, {"start": 4665.92, "end": 4667.04, "text": " Uh, am I allowed to speak?"}, {"start": 4669.599999999999, "end": 4670.099999999999, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4670.1, "end": 4676.26, "text": " who's ready to race I'm down for some coaching bro but first let's see if we"}, {"start": 4676.26, "end": 4683.22, "text": " need it bro I don't think I will get last I would bet my whole house you"}, {"start": 4683.22, "end": 4689.780000000001, "text": " come last or second to last check out my spotter what is this I will have a"}, {"start": 4689.78, "end": 4691.78, "text": " I'm not a fucking sheep"}, {"start": 4691.78, "end": 4693.78, "text": " Don't worry, we won't be seconded out"}, {"start": 4693.78, "end": 4695.78, "text": " That's how it's gonna feel to be seconded out"}, {"start": 4697.78, "end": 4699.78, "text": " Wait, that helps a lot"}, {"start": 4699.78, "end": 4701.78, "text": " Let me practice it now"}, {"start": 4701.78, "end": 4703.78, "text": " With this photo, here we go"}, {"start": 4703.78, "end": 4705.78, "text": " Yo hey hey"}, {"start": 4705.78, "end": 4707.78, "text": " Bro, he's the Remiga band"}, {"start": 4707.78, "end": 4709.78, "text": " Here we go"}, {"start": 4709.78, "end": 4711.78, "text": " Mac then he"}, {"start": 4711.78, "end": 4713.78, "text": " Yo, good luck in your race, bro"}, {"start": 4713.78, "end": 4715.78, "text": " Thank you, bro"}, {"start": 4715.78, "end": 4717.78, "text": " Best of luck to you too, man"}, {"start": 4717.78, "end": 4720.78, "text": " Man, enjoy it."}, {"start": 4720.78, "end": 4722.78, "text": " Sorry?"}, {"start": 4722.78, "end": 4724.78, "text": " I don't crash out, boy."}, {"start": 4724.78, "end": 4725.78, "text": " Boy, boy!"}, {"start": 4725.78, "end": 4726.78, "text": " Yeah, what's that on us?"}, {"start": 4726.78, "end": 4727.78, "text": " You fed it out on us."}, {"start": 4727.78, "end": 4730.78, "text": " Oh, dude, he wasn't talking, bro, for free."}, {"start": 4730.78, "end": 4733.78, "text": " I don't know if I need a problem."}, {"start": 4733.78, "end": 4735.78, "text": " But I appreciate the offer, bro."}, {"start": 4735.78, "end": 4736.78, "text": " I'll let you know after the race, okay?"}, {"start": 4736.78, "end": 4739.78, "text": " The race is ready. You need to leave."}, {"start": 4739.78, "end": 4742.78, "text": " Oh, oh! Good luck, guys. Good luck on the tracks."}, {"start": 4742.78, "end": 4743.78, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 4743.78, "end": 4745.78, "text": " Happy racing, guys."}, {"start": 4745.78, "end": 4746.78, "text": " Happy racing."}, {"start": 4746.78, "end": 4762.36, "text": " wait for me chat why am i nervous as fuck oh gosh chat i just killed that one guy he's"}, {"start": 4762.36, "end": 4766.54, "text": " probably sitting in his in the guy that has a nine to five he's on his weekend bro finally"}, {"start": 4766.54, "end": 4770.38, "text": " free time and then my bum has fucking bumps into him and he has to go to the fucking"}, {"start": 4770.38, "end": 4775.66, "text": " I actually feel bad bro. Broke his wrist bro. I need to..."}, {"start": 4775.66, "end": 4778.900000000001, "text": " Spatia, what did I do wrong there?"}, {"start": 4778.900000000001, "end": 4781.900000000001, "text": " Yo yo yo hello hello hello hello."}, {"start": 4781.900000000001, "end": 4784.900000000001, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 4784.900000000001, "end": 4790.900000000001, "text": " Yo, it's oni, it's oni-pictu. Oni-pictu in our lobby I think."}, {"start": 4790.900000000001, "end": 4793.900000000001, "text": " Yo, no it's maximum on."}, {"start": 4793.900000000001, "end": 4796.900000000001, "text": " Yo, Abby, please, Abby!"}, {"start": 4796.900000000001, "end": 4798.900000000001, "text": " Chill, chill. Keep the comms clean please."}, {"start": 4798.900000000001, "end": 4800.900000000001, "text": " The first thing I learned is to shut up."}, {"start": 4800.900000000001, "end": 4802.900000000001, "text": " Please, please!"}, {"start": 4802.900000000001, "end": 4804.900000000001, "text": " You're not talking!"}, {"start": 4807.900000000001, "end": 4809.900000000001, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 4809.900000000001, "end": 4810.900000000001, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 4810.900000000001, "end": 4813.900000000001, "text": " Let's focus on the trick guys. All eyes on the road."}, {"start": 4822.900000000001, "end": 4824.900000000001, "text": " No battle."}, {"start": 4825.900000000001, "end": 4827.900000000001, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 4828.900000000001, "end": 4832.700000000001, "text": " You're gonna come for me Joshua?"}, {"start": 4836.820000000001, "end": 4840.620000000001, "text": " Yeah, Joshua!"}, {"start": 4842.420000000001, "end": 4846.740000000001, "text": " As I'm telling you I'm low-key feeling this track."}, {"start": 4846.74, "end": 4859.74, "text": " I'm in second place, the last four races, so I'm the top contender in this race."}, {"start": 4859.74, "end": 4864.74, "text": " Wait, you won your last races?"}, {"start": 4864.74, "end": 4869.74, "text": " I'm in second place, the last four races in this race."}, {"start": 4869.74, "end": 4874.74, "text": " Well, that streak is about to end."}, {"start": 4874.74, "end": 4875.24, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 4875.94, "end": 4880.5, "text": " We're first ever fucking race, can we not kill Sheller because they're fucking only in this movie?"}, {"start": 4880.86, "end": 4881.36, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 4883.54, "end": 4884.04, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 4887.04, "end": 4892.74, "text": " I end up going in for a safe race every time but I just end up killing it on the track."}, {"start": 4894.24, "end": 4895.74, "text": " Mitch, are you from America my friend?"}, {"start": 4901.44, "end": 4902.54, "text": " I'm from Canada."}, {"start": 4902.54, "end": 4911.54, "text": " Wonderful country my friends nice to meet you. Nice to meet you buddy. WMH bro WMH oh gosh."}, {"start": 4911.54, "end": 4917.54, "text": " Chet I'm low key scared bro I'm low key scared of shit I'm not even joking."}, {"start": 4921.54, "end": 4923.54, "text": " Qualify what is this?"}, {"start": 4925.54, "end": 4927.54, "text": " Wait I need to qualify!"}, {"start": 4928.54, "end": 4931.54, "text": " Chet when do I shift when the light turns what blue?"}, {"start": 4932.54, "end": 4934.54, "text": " So I need a good time, right?"}, {"start": 4937.54, "end": 4938.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4957.54, "end": 4958.54, "text": " Slow speed."}, {"start": 4962.54, "end": 4967.48, "text": " oh no no no no no please please please please please please please please oh my"}, {"start": 4967.48, "end": 4969.5199999999995, "text": " god"}, {"start": 4979.72, "end": 4983.48, "text": " this track is hard"}, {"start": 4983.4800000000005, "end": 4986.4800000000005, "text": " Check to set never first gear right?"}, {"start": 4991.4800000000005, "end": 4994.4800000000005, "text": " I went too early into that, bad thought."}, {"start": 4994.4800000000005, "end": 4996.4800000000005, "text": " Green green green."}, {"start": 4997.4800000000005, "end": 4999.4800000000005, "text": " Where's Emmy?"}, {"start": 5001.4800000000005, "end": 5003.4800000000005, "text": " I can go more speedy, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 5003.4800000000005, "end": 5005.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 5005.4800000000005, "end": 5007.4800000000005, "text": " Here we go baby, look him!"}, {"start": 5043.4800000000005, "end": 5045.4800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5057.4800000000005, "end": 5059.4800000000005, "text": " See"}, {"start": 5073.4800000000005, "end": 5076.52, "text": " Come on, come on, come on, speak, speak, speak, speak, speak, please!"}, {"start": 5096.280000000001, "end": 5097.080000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5103.4800000000005, "end": 5129.4800000000005, "text": " Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed! At blue I shift, at blue I shift, green I shift, blue!"}, {"start": 5129.4800000000005, "end": 5131.4800000000005, "text": " I'd ship Johnny."}, {"start": 5131.4800000000005, "end": 5133.4800000000005, "text": " Green. Red."}, {"start": 5133.4800000000005, "end": 5135.4800000000005, "text": " Red. Come on."}, {"start": 5147.4800000000005, "end": 5149.4800000000005, "text": " Is that enough or no?"}, {"start": 5149.4800000000005, "end": 5153.4800000000005, "text": " Oh my god oh my my my my my my my my my my engine almost is broken."}, {"start": 5159.4800000000005, "end": 5163.4800000000005, "text": " Check how many times do I need to drive?"}, {"start": 5173.4800000000005, "end": 5174.4800000000005, "text": " It's done!"}, {"start": 5175.4800000000005, "end": 5177.4800000000005, "text": " But I can still practice, right?"}, {"start": 5177.4800000000005, "end": 5179.4800000000005, "text": " Bro, can you tell me how to qualify?"}, {"start": 5189.4800000000005, "end": 5194.4800000000005, "text": " I shouldn't be afraid of using my steering wheel, bro."}, {"start": 5194.4800000000005, "end": 5196.4800000000005, "text": " Shack, what did the guy say?"}, {"start": 5196.4800000000005, "end": 5198.4800000000005, "text": " For I-Racing I need 540 only, 900."}, {"start": 5198.4800000000005, "end": 5202.4800000000005, "text": " Go to bed, rest the bed, rest the bed!"}, {"start": 5203.4800000000005, "end": 5206.4800000000005, "text": " Do I escape, escape, escape a lot, escape a lot!"}, {"start": 5211.4800000000005, "end": 5212.4800000000005, "text": " Police!"}, {"start": 5213.4800000000005, "end": 5215.4800000000005, "text": " To the requalify!"}, {"start": 5219.4800000000005, "end": 5226.4800000000005, "text": " No way, no way!"}, {"start": 5226.4800000000005, "end": 5233.120000000001, "text": " Qualify 8 minutes to L. I don't know what I'm looking at guys."}, {"start": 5233.120000000001, "end": 5237.6, "text": " I feel like I'm driving a fucking plane with all of these indicators bro."}, {"start": 5237.6, "end": 5239.8, "text": " What do I do with results?"}, {"start": 5239.8, "end": 5240.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5240.8, "end": 5246.68, "text": " John Santiago is below us!"}, {"start": 5246.68, "end": 5263.72, "text": " wait we qualified or that's the best time 104 say wall wait what I'm actually"}, {"start": 5263.72, "end": 5270.62, "text": " speechless oh my gosh we need to lock in Chad way please tell me we can raise"}, {"start": 5270.62, "end": 5274.68, "text": " please tell me wait was that the race no right I don't know if you guys are"}, {"start": 5274.68, "end": 5279.68, "text": " I'm not trolling me right now, bro. I feel like I unboxed the blue and you guys are telling me that I just got a max win, bro."}, {"start": 5280.68, "end": 5283.68, "text": " Like, I'm trusting none of these things right now, bro."}, {"start": 5285.68, "end": 5292.68, "text": " Chad, I'm scared to turn too much. Like, in those corners, I shouldn't be scared to, like, go like this, right, in second gear."}, {"start": 5292.68, "end": 5294.68, "text": " Nothing can happen in second gear, right?"}, {"start": 5294.68, "end": 5298.68, "text": " I need to change the, by the way, to KMH, because I don't know how fast I'm going, bro."}, {"start": 5299.68, "end": 5300.68, "text": " Interface, probably, right?"}, {"start": 5300.68, "end": 5305.8, "text": " right? Yeah. Oh my God, I'm locked. Oh my God, I'm locked."}, {"start": 5310.4400000000005, "end": 5313.52, "text": " Chad, when does the race start? If we're in"}, {"start": 5316.8, "end": 5319.76, "text": " real rate to 900. I think I have it at 900 guys. One minute."}, {"start": 5320.76, "end": 5322.12, "text": " Do I need to do anything or no?"}, {"start": 5324.04, "end": 5326.8, "text": " Do I say Mitchell seven? Who the fuck is Mitch, bro?"}, {"start": 5326.8, "end": 5331.3, "text": " Wait, Mitch! No! My Canadian friend!"}, {"start": 5333.3, "end": 5334.3, "text": " How do I add him?"}, {"start": 5342.3, "end": 5346.8, "text": " Oh my god, bro. I wanted to race with him, bro."}, {"start": 5346.8, "end": 5358.92, "text": " your old seven for Mitch bro should I have my wheel at 900 degrees I think"}, {"start": 5358.92, "end": 5364.92, "text": " Oh, you're kind."}, {"start": 5364.92, "end": 5368.92, "text": " Should I invite you, my love?"}, {"start": 5368.92, "end": 5372.92, "text": " Wait, oh, seven? I shouldn't talk? I'll do both."}, {"start": 5372.92, "end": 5374.92, "text": " Owner, don't hurt me."}, {"start": 5378.92, "end": 5380.92, "text": " Shit. I'm scared."}, {"start": 5380.92, "end": 5382.92, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 5382.92, "end": 5400.68, "text": " your drivers what was your time? 103, 104? Not bad at all. Wait so Mitch is in. Oh my"}, {"start": 5400.68, "end": 5409.12, "text": " god. Oh there are you actually doing fucking racing now instead of CS or whatever? I'm"}, {"start": 5409.12, "end": 5411.12, "text": " I'll tip in my toes a little bit, eh?"}, {"start": 5417.3, "end": 5419.3, "text": " Yo, Mitch, I thought you got DQ'd, bro."}, {"start": 5423.26, "end": 5424.26, "text": " Wait, great."}, {"start": 5426.18, "end": 5426.68, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5429.8, "end": 5431.8, "text": " The estimated SOS is..."}, {"start": 5432.14, "end": 5434.64, "text": " 1,324."}, {"start": 5437.04, "end": 5438.54, "text": " I can't put my engine..."}, {"start": 5439.12, "end": 5441.12, "text": " I can't go fast here."}, {"start": 5441.12, "end": 5444.12, "text": " Okay boys, let's not kill each other in the first spot."}, {"start": 5446.12, "end": 5447.12, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 5450.12, "end": 5452.12, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 5454.12, "end": 5456.12, "text": " Eleven, you're cooking out buddy."}, {"start": 5458.12, "end": 5460.12, "text": " Nobody knows where you are."}, {"start": 5460.12, "end": 5476.12, "text": " So much for enough training anyone on the first lap, I thought to talk about this."}, {"start": 5476.12, "end": 5478.12, "text": " I could bear"}, {"start": 5489.96, "end": 5491.96, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5506.12, "end": 5516.12, "text": " No, white bar in the back, you need to chill out and just still drive like a ram on the back."}, {"start": 5516.12, "end": 5518.12, "text": " Tentative, Tentative."}, {"start": 5518.12, "end": 5522.12, "text": " Rewind. Right side, Rewind. Clear on the right."}, {"start": 5526.12, "end": 5528.12, "text": " We've got it by now on the right."}, {"start": 5528.12, "end": 5530.12, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 5530.12, "end": 5531.12, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 5534.62, "end": 5535.62, "text": " Is this the big corner?"}, {"start": 5535.62, "end": 5536.62, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 5536.62, "end": 5537.62, "text": " Second here."}, {"start": 5543.62, "end": 5544.62, "text": " Oh my god, Jack!"}, {"start": 5544.62, "end": 5545.62, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 5545.62, "end": 5546.62, "text": " Am I winning?"}, {"start": 5550.12, "end": 5551.62, "text": " Oh my god, don't fuck that."}, {"start": 5560.12, "end": 5567.12, "text": " I need to hold up and take this car to the gas shed."}, {"start": 5567.12, "end": 5570.12, "text": " Everybody lock in."}, {"start": 5570.12, "end": 5576.12, "text": " Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 5576.12, "end": 5580.12, "text": " Ten of your fine, ten of your fine, ten of your fine, ten of your fine."}, {"start": 5580.12, "end": 5582.12, "text": " Yes, we're fine!"}, {"start": 5582.12, "end": 5584.12, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 5584.12, "end": 5588.12, "text": " I feel fine, little chap."}, {"start": 5588.12, "end": 5613.599999999999, "text": " How many laps, how many laps?"}, {"start": 5613.599999999999, "end": 5615.599999999999, "text": " Oh my god, this is all I gotta do it."}, {"start": 5615.599999999999, "end": 5616.599999999999, "text": " That's all I gotta do it."}, {"start": 5616.6, "end": 5618.6, "text": " Chad, we're gonna get over that, right?"}, {"start": 5620.280000000001, "end": 5622.280000000001, "text": " That's my goal, it's not get over that."}, {"start": 5628.52, "end": 5630.52, "text": " Now we're feeling boys."}, {"start": 5638.84, "end": 5640.84, "text": " Did anyone crash yet? No, we're all good."}, {"start": 5642.52, "end": 5644.52, "text": " Yeah, a bunch of people crashed."}, {"start": 5644.52, "end": 5646.52, "text": " Hell no, get them off the road!"}, {"start": 5647.320000000001, "end": 5649.320000000001, "text": " Ah hell no!"}, {"start": 5655.52, "end": 5657.52, "text": " I need to try and mo-chat him."}, {"start": 5661.52, "end": 5663.52, "text": " Like right here."}, {"start": 5663.52, "end": 5665.52, "text": " What is P1? What is P1?"}, {"start": 5667.52, "end": 5669.52, "text": " Bosses left boss! Oh my god fucking!"}, {"start": 5670.52, "end": 5672.52, "text": " Got to up front!"}, {"start": 5674.52, "end": 5679.52, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes."}, {"start": 5679.52, "end": 5680.52, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5680.52, "end": 5683.52, "text": " Okay, bro, I was looking at chat."}, {"start": 5683.52, "end": 5684.52, "text": " I was looking at chat."}, {"start": 5684.52, "end": 5685.52, "text": " We're good, we're good, we're good."}, {"start": 5685.52, "end": 5687.52, "text": " No weird energy, anything."}, {"start": 5687.52, "end": 5689.52, "text": " Stop looking at chat, Mark."}, {"start": 5689.52, "end": 5690.52, "text": " Let's get to a fastest time."}, {"start": 5690.52, "end": 5691.52, "text": " Now."}, {"start": 5691.52, "end": 5694.52, "text": " Let's make London proud, baby."}, {"start": 5694.52, "end": 5707.52, "text": " You guys listen to music while you drive for the road on it."}, {"start": 5707.52, "end": 5708.52, "text": " I'm road on it."}, {"start": 5708.52, "end": 5709.52, "text": " Oh yeah, road on it."}, {"start": 5709.52, "end": 5710.52, "text": " I kill you, brother."}, {"start": 5710.52, "end": 5711.52, "text": " Ah, baby."}, {"start": 5711.52, "end": 5712.52, "text": " Down the road."}, {"start": 5712.52, "end": 5713.52, "text": " Hell yeah, brother."}, {"start": 5713.52, "end": 5714.52, "text": " Ha ha, I'm tired of mid."}, {"start": 5714.52, "end": 5716.52, "text": " Down to the road!"}, {"start": 5716.52, "end": 5718.52, "text": " Hell yeah brother!"}, {"start": 5718.52, "end": 5720.52, "text": " Ha ha! That's out of mood!"}, {"start": 5726.52, "end": 5727.52, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 5727.52, "end": 5729.52, "text": " We're gonna be as good as we fucking hate you!"}, {"start": 5739.52, "end": 5741.52, "text": " Oh it's clear now! Here we go!"}, {"start": 5741.52, "end": 5743.52, "text": " This is coming down fast! Now!"}, {"start": 5744.52, "end": 5773.52, "text": " Okay, Baskot, what the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 5773.52, "end": 5780.52, "text": " Yeah, four car parts on the road."}, {"start": 5787.52, "end": 5790.52, "text": " Turn it up, Mark! Turn it up! Don't be afraid to turn!"}, {"start": 5798.52, "end": 5799.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5803.52, "end": 5808.52, "text": " Don't be afraid to turn first, yeah."}, {"start": 5808.52, "end": 5813.52, "text": " Alright, Westlap incoming."}, {"start": 5813.52, "end": 5816.52, "text": " Careful about the first corner, here we go."}, {"start": 5816.52, "end": 5819.52, "text": " I hope you win that."}, {"start": 5823.52, "end": 5824.52, "text": " Perfect!"}, {"start": 5824.52, "end": 5826.52, "text": " Locking."}, {"start": 5833.52, "end": 5858.52, "text": " The leader is running, 3.9, 7.9."}, {"start": 5858.52, "end": 5859.52, "text": " Full speed up."}, {"start": 5859.52, "end": 5861.52, "text": " No, no, why?"}, {"start": 5861.52, "end": 5875.52, "text": " Oh gosh. Oh, he just overlapped me. He just overlapped me!"}, {"start": 5879.52, "end": 5881.52, "text": " Where'd you block the house, Sammy?"}, {"start": 5882.52, "end": 5884.52, "text": " What's the matter? I don't know."}, {"start": 5886.52, "end": 5887.52, "text": " Chad!"}, {"start": 5888.52, "end": 5890.52, "text": " You're supposed to block off there, no?"}, {"start": 5891.52, "end": 5905.76, "text": " Let's see if we can overtake him, Chad."}, {"start": 5905.76, "end": 5911.92, "text": " Let's try to stay behind him, Chad."}, {"start": 5911.92, "end": 5914.92, "text": " If we do, we're good."}, {"start": 5914.92, "end": 5916.92, "text": " We're going right now on the left."}, {"start": 5916.92, "end": 5917.92, "text": " Turn the corner, I'm coming."}, {"start": 5917.92, "end": 5918.92, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 5918.92, "end": 5923.92, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine fucking go!"}, {"start": 5923.92, "end": 5925.92, "text": " Yo, congrats, Mitch. You're the GOATS."}, {"start": 5927.92, "end": 5929.92, "text": " Ten inches, beat the spot, plus the record."}, {"start": 5929.92, "end": 5930.92, "text": " I'm happy for him."}, {"start": 5930.92, "end": 5931.92, "text": " I'm happy for him, bro."}, {"start": 5938.92, "end": 5939.92, "text": " Boy, that was a lie."}, {"start": 5939.92, "end": 5942.92, "text": " When I said I was the top contender in this..."}, {"start": 5942.92, "end": 5948.92, "text": " It's the top size that the second company in Jesus will rise in Nazca."}, {"start": 5960.92, "end": 5964.92, "text": " Defend the kingdom. God wills it."}, {"start": 5972.92, "end": 5975.92, "text": " Oh my god, I almost dropped my engine. I'm a little juggler."}, {"start": 5980.92, "end": 5981.92, "text": " Drop it."}, {"start": 5984.92, "end": 5986.92, "text": " I thought that was going to be another one."}, {"start": 5986.92, "end": 5987.92, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 5994.92, "end": 5996.92, "text": " Come on, I want to overtake one guy, Chad."}, {"start": 5998.92, "end": 5999.92, "text": " Full focus."}, {"start": 6002.92, "end": 6011.92, "text": " I gotta go full speed there bro."}, {"start": 6011.92, "end": 6024.92, "text": " Oh these corners are brutal Chad."}, {"start": 6024.92, "end": 6027.92, "text": " Waste of tires bro Scott."}, {"start": 6027.92, "end": 6029.92, "text": " My wheel is not incentivized."}, {"start": 6029.92, "end": 6032.92, "text": " I think I'm in game right now."}, {"start": 6035.92, "end": 6036.92, "text": " Misscliff."}, {"start": 6042.92, "end": 6043.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6046.92, "end": 6047.92, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 6050.92, "end": 6052.92, "text": " Why is my wind back on?"}, {"start": 6056.92, "end": 6058.92, "text": " Where do I go? Oh, behind. Oh no."}, {"start": 6059.92, "end": 6069.92, "text": " oh gosh they can't see yo meet me but I'm sorry"}, {"start": 6069.92, "end": 6077.92, "text": " I'm in some trouble but I can't smell bad"}, {"start": 6077.92, "end": 6079.92, "text": " check where do I go?"}, {"start": 6079.92, "end": 6080.92, "text": " stop the clown"}, {"start": 6080.92, "end": 6082.92, "text": " he's smoking behind the wheel"}, {"start": 6082.92, "end": 6086.92, "text": " I'll get that fixed my bad"}, {"start": 6086.92, "end": 6088.92, "text": " how how how?"}, {"start": 6088.92, "end": 6090.92, "text": " Escape or what?"}, {"start": 6097.2, "end": 6099.2, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6099.32, "end": 6104.16, "text": " We're getting told we're getting older damage is repairable 90 seconds"}, {"start": 6106.6, "end": 6108.6, "text": " What"}, {"start": 6113.24, "end": 6115.24, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 6115.24, "end": 6133.12, "text": " could I have just driven them myself turn your wheel join the center for the"}, {"start": 6133.12, "end": 6135.679999999999, "text": " technicians"}, {"start": 6140.0, "end": 6142.5199999999995, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 6145.24, "end": 6147.24, "text": " 40 seconds"}, {"start": 6151.38, "end": 6153.38, "text": " Who's in first place right now boys?"}, {"start": 6160.42, "end": 6162.42, "text": " My bad my bad"}, {"start": 6166.12, "end": 6168.12, "text": " Use your eyes, but it's not this right?"}, {"start": 6171.58, "end": 6173.58, "text": " Last lap"}, {"start": 6175.24, "end": 6177.24, "text": " I hope they don't have to wait for me to finish it."}, {"start": 6177.24, "end": 6180.24, "text": " Not the music seems to out."}, {"start": 6180.24, "end": 6183.24, "text": " Prepare to be confused."}, {"start": 6188.24, "end": 6191.24, "text": " You and I go down the road."}, {"start": 6191.24, "end": 6193.24, "text": " I'll go in both of them."}, {"start": 6194.24, "end": 6196.24, "text": " Bryce."}, {"start": 6201.24, "end": 6202.24, "text": " Get me out."}, {"start": 6202.24, "end": 6208.24, "text": " I think things are better this way, I can't think of better things this way."}, {"start": 6208.24, "end": 6210.24, "text": " What the fuck is going on?"}, {"start": 6210.24, "end": 6212.24, "text": " Okay, I'm breaking, I'm breaking."}, {"start": 6215.24, "end": 6217.24, "text": " What are you breaking?"}, {"start": 6220.24, "end": 6221.24, "text": " Love you."}, {"start": 6221.24, "end": 6222.24, "text": " AHHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 6223.24, "end": 6224.24, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 6226.24, "end": 6227.24, "text": " I'm breaking!"}, {"start": 6232.24, "end": 6238.24, "text": " good service"}, {"start": 6238.24, "end": 6240.74, "text": " race is over"}, {"start": 6240.74, "end": 6244.74, "text": " am I getting prepared right now?"}, {"start": 6244.74, "end": 6245.74, "text": " okay, punch it"}, {"start": 6245.74, "end": 6250.74, "text": " these guys are ass all along gonna take you!"}, {"start": 6250.74, "end": 6255.74, "text": " showtime baby"}, {"start": 6255.74, "end": 6257.74, "text": " oh my god this cop feels fresh now"}, {"start": 6257.74, "end": 6258.74, "text": " knocking at actual time"}, {"start": 6258.74, "end": 6259.74, "text": " move this guy"}, {"start": 6259.74, "end": 6261.74, "text": " Beautiful bastard."}, {"start": 6261.74, "end": 6262.74, "text": " Check this out."}, {"start": 6262.74, "end": 6263.74, "text": " Yeah, good race."}, {"start": 6263.74, "end": 6264.74, "text": " We'll see you in the next one."}, {"start": 6264.74, "end": 6265.74, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 6265.74, "end": 6266.74, "text": " Yo guys, this was fun."}, {"start": 6266.74, "end": 6268.74, "text": " Best of luck in the next one, guys."}, {"start": 6268.74, "end": 6270.74, "text": " This was telephone, boys."}, {"start": 6270.74, "end": 6271.74, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6275.74, "end": 6276.74, "text": " Yo, Mitch."}, {"start": 6276.74, "end": 6277.74, "text": " Keep on getting those records, aye?"}, {"start": 6277.74, "end": 6279.74, "text": " Keep on getting those records, aye?"}, {"start": 6280.74, "end": 6282.74, "text": " What the f**k?"}, {"start": 6283.74, "end": 6285.74, "text": " No coin here, come please."}, {"start": 6289.74, "end": 6294.54, "text": " and the honor gg's guys gg's"}, {"start": 6294.54, "end": 6298.42, "text": " chat we didn't we didn't do anything major floor"}, {"start": 6298.42, "end": 6300.42, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 6300.42, "end": 6302.82, "text": " it's right side clear"}, {"start": 6302.82, "end": 6304.82, "text": " detail"}, {"start": 6304.82, "end": 6306.82, "text": " why are we still racing"}, {"start": 6306.82, "end": 6309.82, "text": " chat let me do something really bad"}, {"start": 6309.82, "end": 6311.82, "text": " I can crash another"}, {"start": 6311.82, "end": 6313.82, "text": " what's it doing"}, {"start": 6313.82, "end": 6315.82, "text": " hey"}, {"start": 6315.82, "end": 6317.82, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 6317.82, "end": 6321.759999999999, "text": " Yo hey hey hey who's that in front of me bro?"}, {"start": 6321.759999999999, "end": 6322.759999999999, "text": " New monster who's that?"}, {"start": 6322.759999999999, "end": 6323.759999999999, "text": " No problems with that engine."}, {"start": 6323.759999999999, "end": 6325.759999999999, "text": " I think you lost a lot of power."}, {"start": 6325.759999999999, "end": 6326.759999999999, "text": " Huh!"}, {"start": 6326.759999999999, "end": 6327.759999999999, "text": " You like to piss me off?"}, {"start": 6327.759999999999, "end": 6330.759999999999, "text": " Yo you're a straw bro are you taking the piss?"}, {"start": 6330.759999999999, "end": 6331.759999999999, "text": " It's alright."}, {"start": 6331.759999999999, "end": 6332.759999999999, "text": " You fucked up my engine dawg."}, {"start": 6332.759999999999, "end": 6333.759999999999, "text": " Good job."}, {"start": 6333.759999999999, "end": 6334.759999999999, "text": " Very good job."}, {"start": 6334.759999999999, "end": 6335.759999999999, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6335.759999999999, "end": 6336.759999999999, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 6336.759999999999, "end": 6337.759999999999, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 6337.759999999999, "end": 6338.759999999999, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 6338.759999999999, "end": 6339.759999999999, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 6339.759999999999, "end": 6340.759999999999, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 6340.759999999999, "end": 6341.759999999999, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 6341.759999999999, "end": 6342.759999999999, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 6342.759999999999, "end": 6343.759999999999, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 6343.759999999999, "end": 6344.759999999999, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 6344.759999999999, "end": 6345.759999999999, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 6345.759999999999, "end": 6346.759999999999, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 6346.76, "end": 6351.76, "text": " This was fucking fun, bro!"}, {"start": 6351.76, "end": 6353.76, "text": " I want to know for the next race!"}, {"start": 6353.76, "end": 6355.76, "text": " Joshua, are you still with us, bro?"}, {"start": 6359.76, "end": 6360.76, "text": " Yeah, I'm here, I'm here."}, {"start": 6360.76, "end": 6362.76, "text": " Joshua, I have a question if you don't mind."}, {"start": 6362.76, "end": 6364.76, "text": " I'm new to the game."}, {"start": 6364.76, "end": 6366.76, "text": " My car's cooked."}, {"start": 6366.76, "end": 6371.76, "text": " How do I fix my car without waiting for the towing service?"}, {"start": 6373.76, "end": 6375.76, "text": " Is that like a pit stop?"}, {"start": 6376.76, "end": 6379.76, "text": " Uh, you gotta pay 50 bucks per premium coat."}, {"start": 6380.76, "end": 6381.76, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 6382.76, "end": 6383.76, "text": " Real dollars?!"}, {"start": 6385.76, "end": 6387.76, "text": " Nah, I'm telling you, I'm telling you."}, {"start": 6387.76, "end": 6389.76, "text": " Oh my god, stop."}, {"start": 6391.76, "end": 6392.76, "text": " Yeah, stop."}, {"start": 6395.76, "end": 6399.76, "text": " So, do you know how to get it fixed or do you never break down and you don't need it?"}, {"start": 6399.76, "end": 6427.96, "text": " I'll come find you, thank you bro, I'll pull on the side."}, {"start": 6429.76, "end": 6435.04, "text": " Listen, uh, if you would look at your chat for once, uh, just back to the game when your"}, {"start": 6435.04, "end": 6439.76, "text": " phone is off."}, {"start": 6439.76, "end": 6441.24, "text": " My chat is saying good information."}, {"start": 6441.24, "end": 6445.76, "text": " I'm scared because they also troll a lot, you know?"}, {"start": 6445.76, "end": 6450.76, "text": " Nah, we don't troll."}, {"start": 6450.76, "end": 6451.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6451.76, "end": 6452.76, "text": " Wait, we?"}, {"start": 6452.76, "end": 6453.76, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6453.76, "end": 6454.76, "text": " I see you!"}, {"start": 6454.76, "end": 6455.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6455.76, "end": 6457.76, "text": " I'm gonna follow you."}, {"start": 6457.76, "end": 6460.76, "text": " follow you careful my car is cooked I can't go as fast as you"}, {"start": 6460.76, "end": 6461.76, "text": " ah"}, {"start": 6465.76, "end": 6467.76, "text": " one of the cars is up there in the middle"}, {"start": 6471.76, "end": 6473.76, "text": " oh, sorry"}, {"start": 6478.76, "end": 6480.76, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 6481.76, "end": 6484.76, "text": " you gotta rotate the wheel to move the car"}, {"start": 6484.76, "end": 6491.76, "text": " Yo, hey, Yoshua! You broke my wheel or something! I can't turn fully anymore!"}, {"start": 6498.76, "end": 6500.76, "text": " No speed up, everyone. I'll make it."}, {"start": 6500.76, "end": 6501.76, "text": " I'm trying!"}, {"start": 6504.76, "end": 6505.76, "text": " Yo, fuck that!"}, {"start": 6506.76, "end": 6508.76, "text": " Yo, car or your mic still has work to do."}, {"start": 6508.76, "end": 6510.76, "text": " We're going down."}, {"start": 6513.2, "end": 6515.2, "text": " We're going right in here."}, {"start": 6521.780000000001, "end": 6523.780000000001, "text": " We're going to the right."}, {"start": 6523.78, "end": 6552.54, "text": " and now they do the job or do I need to press or I need to press escape wait"}, {"start": 6552.54, "end": 6555.54, "text": " Yes, I know that the race ended, bro. I have a question."}, {"start": 6557.54, "end": 6558.54, "text": " Yes, are you still with me, my friend?"}, {"start": 6559.54, "end": 6560.54, "text": " What's your question?"}, {"start": 6561.54, "end": 6568.54, "text": " So I was watching GTA RP at some point. It's like a server in GTA where everyone is like in a character."}, {"start": 6569.54, "end": 6574.54, "text": " I racing to me feel similar. Am I allowed to say what button do I press? Or is that OOC?"}, {"start": 6577.54, "end": 6578.54, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6578.54, "end": 6583.06, "text": " It's fine coin"}, {"start": 6587.06, "end": 6592.58, "text": " Okay, it's fine China being badass. I felt real but not when I asked not all day, you know, you don't go"}, {"start": 6593.62, "end": 6595.62, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6597.98, "end": 6599.98, "text": " I have another question"}, {"start": 6600.14, "end": 6602.3, "text": " What percentage of players is"}, {"start": 6603.22, "end": 6608.3, "text": " Honor is on a wheel versus keyboard mouse controller and so on"}, {"start": 6608.54, "end": 6612.16, "text": " Is it 90% 95 like it's everyone on the wheel"}, {"start": 6614.38, "end": 6621.94, "text": " Yeah, literally everyone no way no way is it allowed to use a roller asking for a friend"}, {"start": 6625.26, "end": 6628.22, "text": " Now if you actually have two hands I can turn away for a reason"}, {"start": 6632.82, "end": 6634.82, "text": " What does that mean"}, {"start": 6638.54, "end": 6641.5, "text": " Not I don't think he can use Roman"}, {"start": 6643.42, "end": 6647.78, "text": " Joshua may I ask what set up you're using bro? What are you on? Moza Fanta tech?"}, {"start": 6649.1, "end": 6651.1, "text": " Zim sick"}, {"start": 6653.78, "end": 6659.08, "text": " How do you afford that? I mean which one are you on your short?"}, {"start": 6662.18, "end": 6664.18, "text": " Fanta tag"}, {"start": 6664.18, "end": 6669.42, "text": " We have fun to take brothers my friend. Are you on the DDR GT?"}, {"start": 6671.1, "end": 6673.38, "text": " Yes, yes, yes my god"}, {"start": 6674.820000000001, "end": 6680.4800000000005, "text": " Yo a coin, what are you on my friend? What are you on you said? How do you father you're probably on a mosa then right?"}, {"start": 6689.06, "end": 6691.06, "text": " I think he sold the time that's my will"}, {"start": 6694.18, "end": 6697.42, "text": " your coin my friend what are you running which set up"}, {"start": 6697.42, "end": 6701.42, "text": " don't tell me you're running the G29 bro"}, {"start": 6701.42, "end": 6704.780000000001, "text": " no coin"}, {"start": 6704.780000000001, "end": 6708.820000000001, "text": " yo you can't play iRacing on G29 bro"}, {"start": 6708.820000000001, "end": 6712.02, "text": " are you sure correct me if I'm wrong but that seems criminal bro"}, {"start": 6712.02, "end": 6715.42, "text": " no I'm not going to correct you on that one"}, {"start": 6715.42, "end": 6718.62, "text": " that's true"}, {"start": 6718.62, "end": 6720.62, "text": " What is the good one for you?"}, {"start": 6720.62, "end": 6722.62, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 6722.62, "end": 6724.62, "text": " Colin, how would I even ask?"}, {"start": 6724.62, "end": 6726.62, "text": " How would I even ask?"}, {"start": 6726.62, "end": 6728.62, "text": " Well, I'm using my computer."}, {"start": 6728.62, "end": 6730.62, "text": " You're actually..."}, {"start": 6730.62, "end": 6732.62, "text": " not..."}, {"start": 6732.62, "end": 6734.62, "text": " possible."}, {"start": 6734.62, "end": 6736.62, "text": " You're 29?"}, {"start": 6736.62, "end": 6738.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6738.62, "end": 6740.62, "text": " 49."}, {"start": 6740.62, "end": 6742.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6742.62, "end": 6744.62, "text": " 49."}, {"start": 6744.62, "end": 6746.62, "text": " 49."}, {"start": 6746.62, "end": 6750.0199999999995, "text": " You're sure? Can you hear him?"}, {"start": 6750.0199999999995, "end": 6753.62, "text": " I'm buying the whole PC setup."}, {"start": 6753.62, "end": 6756.62, "text": " What did you say? I buy him a whole PC setup?"}, {"start": 6756.62, "end": 6758.62, "text": " Hi!"}, {"start": 6758.62, "end": 6764.62, "text": " Yo coin bro, your internet connection is chopped my friend. I'm not gonna lie bro."}, {"start": 6764.62, "end": 6770.62, "text": " Listen, I'll chip in five euros for the PC setup."}, {"start": 6770.62, "end": 6774.62, "text": " All you buddy, all you, all you."}, {"start": 6774.62, "end": 6780.62, "text": " Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?"}, {"start": 6780.62, "end": 6787.62, "text": " Yes, coin. Now we can hear you better, bro. Maybe turn off your Wi-Fi on your phone, because it's taking up a lot of, uh, probably data."}, {"start": 6787.62, "end": 6789.62, "text": " Can't be very nice."}, {"start": 6789.62, "end": 6793.62, "text": " Yeah. Alright, bro. Wait, my name's Josh, by the way. Not coin."}, {"start": 6793.62, "end": 6796.62, "text": " Wait, your alt's name's Joshua?"}, {"start": 6796.62, "end": 6798.62, "text": " That's my name, bro."}, {"start": 6798.62, "end": 6802.62, "text": " Yes. What was it? What was it?"}, {"start": 6802.62, "end": 6805.9, "text": " What the hell, Coin? It's not allowed to have a fake name in game."}, {"start": 6807.9, "end": 6811.2, "text": " No, go... No... Yo, my dad says it's a con-"}, {"start": 6811.2, "end": 6812.0, "text": " for me."}, {"start": 6812.2, "end": 6813.5, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 6813.9, "end": 6816.5, "text": " Coin, how would you, if I may ask? Now that your mic works."}, {"start": 6816.86, "end": 6820.74, "text": " Yeah. Yo, you should try Formula V or Formula 1600."}, {"start": 6822.66, "end": 6825.5, "text": " Formula 1600? Is it better than iRacing?"}, {"start": 6825.5, "end": 6836.3, "text": " Uh, it's, I guess, it's faster and you guys let's drag, it's fun."}, {"start": 6836.3, "end": 6839.3, "text": " Is it better than Forza Horizon 6?"}, {"start": 6839.3, "end": 6849.5, "text": " Yeah bro, I mean, so it might be annoying, but Forza Horizon 6 is like same cave, right?"}, {"start": 6849.5, "end": 6850.5, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 6850.5, "end": 6859.22, "text": " is basically a real estate simulator I see yo Josh and Joshua how can I add you"}, {"start": 6859.22, "end": 6862.82, "text": " guys bro if you don't mind"}, {"start": 6867.86, "end": 6870.62, "text": " on the side"}, {"start": 6880.5, "end": 6882.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6890.5, "end": 6892.5, "text": " Your lap your"}, {"start": 6893.22, "end": 6897.3, "text": " Your leg and again my friend it was really good a minute ago. I'm not gonna lie now. It's not now. It's not"}, {"start": 6901.62, "end": 6908.94, "text": " Shit, how do I add people chat? How do I add people? Oh my Josh? I need to get in some AT&T bro some better internet"}, {"start": 6910.5, "end": 6914.18, "text": " you got the same name where you got to look out for your for your you know for"}, {"start": 6914.18, "end": 6916.78, "text": " your brothers bro"}, {"start": 6917.3, "end": 6920.46, "text": " all right I think I'll leave"}, {"start": 6920.46, "end": 6922.46, "text": " I'll talk to you Mr. Millionaire"}, {"start": 6922.46, "end": 6923.46, "text": " BORN!"}, {"start": 6923.46, "end": 6925.46, "text": " How many IRAs do you think I need?"}, {"start": 6925.46, "end": 6930.06, "text": " Okay I'll add you guys yo A it was a blessing to meet you all man this was"}, {"start": 6930.06, "end": 6934.14, "text": " the happiest first race I could have ever gotten bro I'm not gonna lie much love"}, {"start": 6934.14, "end": 6937.66, "text": " God bless your families all right only good luck in life good luck on the"}, {"start": 6937.66, "end": 6943.0599999999995, "text": " streets good luck on the road in game and I'll sorry in sin much love guys much"}, {"start": 6943.0599999999995, "end": 6950.099999999999, "text": " love Josh and Josh right you go double you guys said double you guys double you"}, {"start": 6950.099999999999, "end": 6952.74, "text": " guys double you guys double you guys double you guys double you guys your"}, {"start": 6952.74, "end": 6958.3, "text": " bro chat this kid if not this was fun as shit bro and we didn't fuck up"}, {"start": 6958.3, "end": 6963.94, "text": " completely bro I hope we didn't I hope we didn't I hope we didn't results are"}, {"start": 6963.9400000000005, "end": 6969.9400000000005, "text": " Let's see chat. Let's see. These are the results. These are the results."}, {"start": 6969.9400000000005, "end": 6977.9400000000005, "text": " Average lap time. One minute and five."}, {"start": 6977.9400000000005, "end": 6981.9400000000005, "text": " No, is that for everybody or is that our time?"}, {"start": 6981.9400000000005, "end": 6986.9400000000005, "text": " That's not bad. Or chat in fours, we always get DNF'd."}, {"start": 6986.9400000000005, "end": 6989.9400000000005, "text": " That's everyone. Oh."}, {"start": 6989.9400000000005, "end": 6991.9400000000005, "text": " Laps completed 12"}, {"start": 6995.280000000001, "end": 6997.620000000001, "text": " Safety rate me this is us all right. Oh"}, {"start": 6999.540000000001, "end": 7001.540000000001, "text": " Mitch actually got first oh"}, {"start": 7002.3, "end": 7004.3, "text": " my god"}, {"start": 7004.500000000001, "end": 7007.400000000001, "text": " Best what does purple mean chat? What does purple mean?"}, {"start": 7008.14, "end": 7010.14, "text": " Doesn't mean he's like top top something"}, {"start": 7010.780000000001, "end": 7016.9800000000005, "text": " Or is it best of best of the of the race best of the rocker? Wow? How can I see the best ever on this map?"}, {"start": 7019.9400000000005, "end": 7028.9400000000005, "text": " Mitch, stop me, let me add him bro. Holy Aura. I add Mitch. Joshua got third!"}, {"start": 7032.9400000000005, "end": 7035.9400000000005, "text": " I can't add him! He's got Aura, he's got it all disabled."}, {"start": 7038.9400000000005, "end": 7040.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, never mind. He still has Aura though."}, {"start": 7040.9400000000005, "end": 7041.4400000000005, "text": " Ahem"}, {"start": 7043.740000000001, "end": 7044.240000000001, "text": " Coin"}, {"start": 7046.240000000001, "end": 7046.740000000001, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 7048.14, "end": 7048.64, "text": " Am I"}, {"start": 7051.540000000001, "end": 7052.4400000000005, "text": " I'm not lost?"}, {"start": 7056.64, "end": 7057.14, "text": " 7th"}, {"start": 7057.740000000001, "end": 7058.240000000001, "text": " 8th"}, {"start": 7060.64, "end": 7061.740000000001, "text": " These guys DC"}, {"start": 7065.14, "end": 7066.34, "text": " YO!"}, {"start": 7068.64, "end": 7069.84, "text": " Not bad!"}, {"start": 7070.9400000000005, "end": 7080.18, "text": " how was he driving come on seven out of eight shut I'll take that bro why did"}, {"start": 7080.18, "end": 7087.700000000001, "text": " coin it says coin got running wait what is he still driving what the fuck is his"}, {"start": 7087.700000000001, "end": 7090.38, "text": " time I can't see it"}, {"start": 7091.660000000001, "end": 7098.540000000001, "text": " coin crashed wait actually yeah because he's on a fucking no because it's a"}, {"start": 7098.54, "end": 7112.1, "text": " fucking G29 bro, coin read chat this community is fucking awesome bro because"}, {"start": 7112.1, "end": 7114.9, "text": " again when you hop into something like this you never know what to expect it"}, {"start": 7114.9, "end": 7118.42, "text": " could be like all this cringe I stream I was trying to like clip farm in this in"}, {"start": 7118.42, "end": 7122.62, "text": " our game bro and it could be like a secluded community you know bro everyone"}, {"start": 7122.62, "end": 7127.34, "text": " is everyone is sick bro what the hell even though I was being annoying at times"}, {"start": 7127.34, "end": 7129.34, "text": " Just like asking dumb questions, you know"}, {"start": 7129.42, "end": 7131.42, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 7131.74, "end": 7133.74, "text": " Wracer's chat"}, {"start": 7133.82, "end": 7139.82, "text": " All right, let me close this bro. Let me close this. Holy. I'm happy a shit runner, bro. That was fun as fuck, bro"}, {"start": 7140.82, "end": 7144.54, "text": " I don't know if I'm ready for an extra official race though chat. I need to do some practice now"}, {"start": 7146.62, "end": 7149.7, "text": " How can I do a server with my with you guys chat"}, {"start": 7151.860000000001, "end": 7154.860000000001, "text": " Do I host something right now or do I hop into for that chat?"}, {"start": 7154.860000000001, "end": 7159.460000000001, "text": " Wait, I want to try the Formula One wheel."}, {"start": 7159.460000000001, "end": 7161.76, "text": " I want to try the Formula One wheel."}, {"start": 7161.76, "end": 7164.740000000001, "text": " Do I go next to official race?"}, {"start": 7164.740000000001, "end": 7165.740000000001, "text": " When would it be?"}, {"start": 7165.740000000001, "end": 7168.740000000001, "text": " Three minutes."}, {"start": 7168.740000000001, "end": 7170.9800000000005, "text": " Is this the same track?"}, {"start": 7170.9800000000005, "end": 7171.9800000000005, "text": " It's full."}, {"start": 7171.9800000000005, "end": 7180.34, "text": " I don't think I can join this one."}, {"start": 7180.34, "end": 7181.34, "text": " Why does it say full?"}, {"start": 7181.34, "end": 7186.34, "text": " Should I do this or not? With the F1 wheel."}, {"start": 7189.34, "end": 7191.34, "text": " Oh wait, my settings."}, {"start": 7193.34, "end": 7195.34, "text": " I need to hurry the fuck up."}, {"start": 7196.34, "end": 7201.34, "text": " Alright, the guy from Funtatech warned me."}, {"start": 7202.34, "end": 7205.34, "text": " This can rip off your hands and hurt you, bro."}, {"start": 7205.34, "end": 7212.3, "text": " I'm a little bit worried."}, {"start": 7212.3, "end": 7215.860000000001, "text": " Do I need to change any setting or no?"}, {"start": 7215.860000000001, "end": 7228.3, "text": " Because this is a new wheel."}, {"start": 7228.3, "end": 7231.5, "text": " Is this fine?"}, {"start": 7231.5, "end": 7241.5, "text": " Let me see the feedback."}, {"start": 7241.5, "end": 7246.86, "text": " Uh, Monka?"}, {"start": 7246.86, "end": 7249.5, "text": " If I crash, do I die IRL?"}, {"start": 7249.5, "end": 7250.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7250.5, "end": 7251.5, "text": " Oh my..."}, {"start": 7251.5, "end": 7254.5, "text": " I don't know my controls on this."}, {"start": 7254.5, "end": 7256.5, "text": " Yo bro, you need to chill."}, {"start": 7256.5, "end": 7258.5, "text": " Your mic is loud."}, {"start": 7258.5, "end": 7260.5, "text": " Alright man."}, {"start": 7260.5, "end": 7263.58, "text": " Oh, oh my god, oh the big set, oh my god"}, {"start": 7268.66, "end": 7270.66, "text": " No way"}, {"start": 7271.66, "end": 7278.5, "text": " No only pixel you just like slow down and then downshift there slow down wait, I need to go full screen chat"}, {"start": 7278.5, "end": 7280.5, "text": " Why is it a full screen?"}, {"start": 7280.5, "end": 7283.14, "text": " Like break first and then downshift the first gear"}, {"start": 7285.7, "end": 7287.94, "text": " Break fast and then downshift. Thank you, bro. I'll try that"}, {"start": 7287.9400000000005, "end": 7289.9400000000005, "text": " What the fuck is F4?"}, {"start": 7289.9400000000005, "end": 7291.9400000000005, "text": " Yo buddy, you are not F4."}, {"start": 7291.9400000000005, "end": 7293.9400000000005, "text": " I am, bro."}, {"start": 7293.9400000000005, "end": 7295.9400000000005, "text": " Search it up."}, {"start": 7295.9400000000005, "end": 7297.9400000000005, "text": " We can tap over the road you are saying."}, {"start": 7297.9400000000005, "end": 7299.9400000000005, "text": " You need to get me checked right now."}, {"start": 7299.9400000000005, "end": 7301.9400000000005, "text": " What is this car?"}, {"start": 7301.9400000000005, "end": 7303.9400000000005, "text": " Yo buddy, you're 2KI ring alive."}, {"start": 7303.9400000000005, "end": 7305.9400000000005, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 7305.9400000000005, "end": 7307.9400000000005, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 7307.9400000000005, "end": 7309.9400000000005, "text": " Just a second."}, {"start": 7309.9400000000005, "end": 7311.9400000000005, "text": " Go on and turn it on!"}, {"start": 7311.9400000000005, "end": 7313.9400000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7313.9400000000005, "end": 7315.9400000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7315.9400000000005, "end": 7316.900000000001, "text": " Call up your enemy!"}, {"start": 7317.780000000001, "end": 7319.06, "text": " Miss me in his place, Jack!"}, {"start": 7319.06, "end": 7319.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, man!"}, {"start": 7319.9400000000005, "end": 7320.820000000001, "text": " We're the fourth part!"}, {"start": 7320.820000000001, "end": 7321.780000000001, "text": " It's a game for me!"}, {"start": 7328.820000000001, "end": 7330.18, "text": " Wait till I crash right now!"}, {"start": 7330.18, "end": 7331.14, "text": " My hand's gonna run!"}, {"start": 7331.14, "end": 7334.18, "text": " If you want, you can plan up to 12.30."}, {"start": 7334.820000000001, "end": 7335.620000000001, "text": " Time to cast it."}, {"start": 7337.460000000001, "end": 7338.740000000001, "text": " Ah, clear on the right."}, {"start": 7338.740000000001, "end": 7339.22, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 7339.22, "end": 7340.34, "text": " I'm on the right side."}, {"start": 7340.34, "end": 7340.740000000001, "text": " Clear on the right."}, {"start": 7340.740000000001, "end": 7342.02, "text": " One second, I need to look at something."}, {"start": 7342.02, "end": 7342.34, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 7342.34, "end": 7343.14, "text": " You guy is out!"}, {"start": 7344.580000000001, "end": 7344.9800000000005, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 7344.9800000000005, "end": 7346.9800000000005, "text": " You tell, I don't know bro wait"}, {"start": 7346.9800000000005, "end": 7348.9800000000005, "text": " Wait wait wait wait"}, {"start": 7348.9800000000005, "end": 7350.9800000000005, "text": " Oh no, oh no"}, {"start": 7350.9800000000005, "end": 7352.9800000000005, "text": " Wait guys guys"}, {"start": 7352.9800000000005, "end": 7354.9800000000005, "text": " Announcement, he was not shit talking"}, {"start": 7354.9800000000005, "end": 7356.9800000000005, "text": " He's an actual F4 driver"}, {"start": 7356.9800000000005, "end": 7358.9800000000005, "text": " Alright people check"}, {"start": 7358.9800000000005, "end": 7360.9800000000005, "text": " Congrats man, congrats"}, {"start": 7360.9800000000005, "end": 7362.9800000000005, "text": " Good luck on making a F1 bro, you got it"}, {"start": 7362.9800000000005, "end": 7364.9800000000005, "text": " You mean?"}, {"start": 7364.9800000000005, "end": 7366.9800000000005, "text": " We all cheer for you bro"}, {"start": 7366.9800000000005, "end": 7368.9800000000005, "text": " Yo yo yo, oh no oh no"}, {"start": 7368.9800000000005, "end": 7370.9800000000005, "text": " I'm a real life F1 driver"}, {"start": 7370.9800000000005, "end": 7372.9800000000005, "text": " I'm Louis Haber"}, {"start": 7372.9800000000005, "end": 7374.9800000000005, "text": " and I'm much faster than buddy"}, {"start": 7376.9800000000005, "end": 7378.9800000000005, "text": " hey, but it's not the phone driver"}, {"start": 7378.9800000000005, "end": 7380.9800000000005, "text": " so how do I put down the engine bro"}, {"start": 7380.9800000000005, "end": 7382.9800000000005, "text": " I need the VC higher"}, {"start": 7382.9800000000005, "end": 7384.9800000000005, "text": " they're lying, they're lying bro"}, {"start": 7384.9800000000005, "end": 7386.9800000000005, "text": " they're not real life, I'm real life bro"}, {"start": 7386.9800000000005, "end": 7388.9800000000005, "text": " you guys are all lying"}, {"start": 7388.9800000000005, "end": 7390.9800000000005, "text": " BOO"}, {"start": 7390.9800000000005, "end": 7392.9800000000005, "text": " BOO"}, {"start": 7394.9800000000005, "end": 7396.9800000000005, "text": " I need to get for the race"}, {"start": 7396.9800000000005, "end": 7398.9800000000005, "text": " I think so"}, {"start": 7398.9800000000005, "end": 7400.9800000000005, "text": " I'm trying out a new wheel right now guys"}, {"start": 7400.9800000000005, "end": 7402.9800000000005, "text": " It's a little bit scary."}, {"start": 7402.9800000000005, "end": 7404.9800000000005, "text": " All your fat meat."}, {"start": 7404.9800000000005, "end": 7408.9800000000005, "text": " I have a question guys. Have you ever gotten hurt while driving while simming?"}, {"start": 7408.9800000000005, "end": 7412.9800000000005, "text": " Like, the torque, you know, like, rip your hands off or not?"}, {"start": 7412.9800000000005, "end": 7417.9800000000005, "text": " I have the bad, I have the bad attack stuff on me, the bad attack from the side."}, {"start": 7417.9800000000005, "end": 7419.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, easy, easy."}, {"start": 7419.9800000000005, "end": 7422.9800000000005, "text": " You'll be okay buddy, don't need to kill it."}, {"start": 7424.9800000000005, "end": 7426.9800000000005, "text": " Thank you, homeboy."}, {"start": 7426.9800000000005, "end": 7427.9800000000005, "text": " Have you taken the thing off?"}, {"start": 7427.9800000000005, "end": 7428.9800000000005, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7428.9800000000005, "end": 7430.46, "text": " The fish we had is like this, guys."}, {"start": 7430.46, "end": 7430.96, "text": " Fast, man."}, {"start": 7430.96, "end": 7432.080000000001, "text": " This is a little bit fast, bro."}, {"start": 7432.080000000001, "end": 7433.360000000001, "text": " Like with the other cows you get."}, {"start": 7433.360000000001, "end": 7433.860000000001, "text": " Oh, no, no, no."}, {"start": 7433.860000000001, "end": 7435.660000000001, "text": " He needs to drive, but it's not for the best."}, {"start": 7435.660000000001, "end": 7439.18, "text": " He needs to drive, but it's not for the best."}, {"start": 7439.18, "end": 7439.68, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 7439.68, "end": 7440.780000000001, "text": " I'm making fun of you."}, {"start": 7440.780000000001, "end": 7441.280000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7441.280000000001, "end": 7442.240000000001, "text": " P1 box dot com, sir."}, {"start": 7442.240000000001, "end": 7442.740000000001, "text": " It's that spare."}, {"start": 7446.56, "end": 7447.26, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 7447.26, "end": 7447.860000000001, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 7447.860000000001, "end": 7450.360000000001, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 7450.360000000001, "end": 7454.26, "text": " Jack, I want to be on the naked."}, {"start": 7454.26, "end": 7456.280000000001, "text": " Hey, hey."}, {"start": 7456.280000000001, "end": 7456.780000000001, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 7456.78, "end": 7458.78, "text": " First we need to go again"}, {"start": 7461.78, "end": 7464.78, "text": " Guys this car is a little faster than the Mx3 no?"}, {"start": 7466.78, "end": 7468.78, "text": " Yeah, yeah, it's also harder to drive"}, {"start": 7472.78, "end": 7474.78, "text": " Impossible, impossible"}, {"start": 7474.78, "end": 7477.78, "text": " Impossible guys, impossible, impossible, impossible"}, {"start": 7477.78, "end": 7479.78, "text": " Impossible, I didn't do a single lap"}, {"start": 7480.78, "end": 7482.78, "text": " I think the other wheel is easier guys"}, {"start": 7482.78, "end": 7483.78, "text": " Or"}, {"start": 7483.78, "end": 7488.7, "text": " With the other wheel I would have had a better shot I think."}, {"start": 7488.7, "end": 7492.0199999999995, "text": " I think I switch, right?"}, {"start": 7492.0199999999995, "end": 7504.34, "text": " Wait, what happened?"}, {"start": 7504.34, "end": 7509.0599999999995, "text": " Let me full lock in."}, {"start": 7509.06, "end": 7514.06, "text": " Yo, Olay."}, {"start": 7514.06, "end": 7516.06, "text": " Yo, yo, yo."}, {"start": 7516.06, "end": 7522.06, "text": " Yo, I'm the real life F1 driver, bro. You need any tips?"}, {"start": 7522.06, "end": 7525.06, "text": " What? What? Are you actually?"}, {"start": 7525.06, "end": 7528.06, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 7528.06, "end": 7532.06, "text": " Oh my god. How much you have been winnings? How much?"}, {"start": 7539.06, "end": 7541.56, "text": " I just go by a fake name, so I'm not rich with my fur."}, {"start": 7542.360000000001, "end": 7543.360000000001, "text": " I do that as well."}, {"start": 7543.360000000001, "end": 7545.06, "text": " How much winnings do you have, bro?"}, {"start": 7547.56, "end": 7551.06, "text": " Um, I haven't run the podium yet, but, um, no, I'm getting that, bro."}, {"start": 7553.06, "end": 7554.06, "text": " I'm not using this wheel."}, {"start": 7554.06, "end": 7555.56, "text": " You've got wheel damage."}, {"start": 7555.56, "end": 7557.56, "text": " Hell no, bro. Hell no, hell no."}, {"start": 7557.56, "end": 7562.56, "text": " Oh, man. Hit tab so you can see your, uh, throat and stuff."}, {"start": 7562.56, "end": 7563.06, "text": " See."}, {"start": 7566.56, "end": 7568.160000000001, "text": " Like, hell no, I'm not using that, bro."}, {"start": 7568.160000000001, "end": 7569.46, "text": " That's gonna rip my fuckin' hands off."}, {"start": 7569.46, "end": 7570.56, "text": " You can't park there!"}, {"start": 7571.56, "end": 7572.06, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 7572.96, "end": 7575.76, "text": " Tryna got the axe and all, but it's gonna be like I'm controlling the game."}, {"start": 7576.160000000001, "end": 7576.660000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7581.06, "end": 7581.56, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7581.56, "end": 7582.06, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7587.06, "end": 7587.46, "text": " They-"}, {"start": 7587.46, "end": 7590.660000000001, "text": " O-Nate, O-Nate, go back to the pit and hit edit UI."}, {"start": 7590.660000000001, "end": 7591.76, "text": " You're re-winging damage."}, {"start": 7591.76, "end": 7592.46, "text": " Edit UI!"}, {"start": 7592.46, "end": 7595.46, "text": " Line down forth. Watch for over the deer."}, {"start": 7597.46, "end": 7602.46, "text": " Yeah, you can fix and make it better so you can look at stuff."}, {"start": 7606.46, "end": 7609.46, "text": " Oh, I don't know what's going on right now guys."}, {"start": 7610.46, "end": 7614.46, "text": " This car's too fast bro, what is this? A German BMW, right?"}, {"start": 7614.46, "end": 7617.46, "text": " It's an ad spotter too, you can't hear."}, {"start": 7619.46, "end": 7621.46, "text": " You can't hear your spot."}, {"start": 7622.46, "end": 7624.46, "text": " Oh it reset"}, {"start": 7626.06, "end": 7632.08, "text": " Yeah, you got to put him as your mic or whatever like as your headset to go into your settings and change"}, {"start": 7633.02, "end": 7635.02, "text": " He should be on I"}, {"start": 7635.02, "end": 7637.18, "text": " Think he's on bro, but thank you"}, {"start": 7638.82, "end": 7640.82, "text": " Have you ever gotten first place my friend"}, {"start": 7642.3, "end": 7644.3, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 7645.3, "end": 7647.3, "text": " Congrats"}, {"start": 7647.3, "end": 7652.54, "text": " I'm not looking at the sample qualified for this one."}, {"start": 7652.54, "end": 7655.06, "text": " Can we actually lock in China?"}, {"start": 7655.06, "end": 7665.06, "text": " Oh, this is a shorter giving, right?"}, {"start": 7665.06, "end": 7667.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7684.06, "end": 7686.06, "text": " Do I need to slow down there?"}, {"start": 7690.06, "end": 7693.06, "text": " How fast is this car like? Checking this?"}, {"start": 7695.06, "end": 7699.06, "text": " What? In this game, you don't realize how fast you're going, Chad."}, {"start": 7703.06, "end": 7704.06, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 7707.06, "end": 7709.06, "text": " You don't realize how fast..."}, {"start": 7718.06, "end": 7719.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7719.06, "end": 7726.06, "text": " Lift off the gas when the racing line is grey bro."}, {"start": 7726.06, "end": 7733.06, "text": " Ok, I just got DQ'd I think."}, {"start": 7733.06, "end": 7738.06, "text": " For reckless driving bro."}, {"start": 7738.06, "end": 7740.06, "text": " You can keep going, you just reset the car."}, {"start": 7740.06, "end": 7743.06, "text": " Oh wait, no maybe you did."}, {"start": 7743.06, "end": 7747.06, "text": " Bro, you have me in the first half."}, {"start": 7747.06, "end": 7749.22, "text": " But go win that shit, okay? Go win that shit, bro."}, {"start": 7751.54, "end": 7755.54, "text": " Uh, hit F1 so you can see stuff in the bottom right when you get into the race."}, {"start": 7757.700000000001, "end": 7761.860000000001, "text": " Got it. Thank you. Guys, I wish you best of luck in this race, okay?"}, {"start": 7761.860000000001, "end": 7764.9800000000005, "text": " Since I'm DQ'd, I'm gonna head on to the next, all right? Best of luck."}, {"start": 7767.9400000000005, "end": 7769.54, "text": " You're not DQ'd, are you?"}, {"start": 7770.26, "end": 7771.9400000000005, "text": " Uh, pretty sure I am."}, {"start": 7771.9400000000005, "end": 7781.620000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, from this qualifier, yeah."}, {"start": 7781.620000000001, "end": 7792.34, "text": " I don't know if I should though, I don't want to ruin your guys' race, like this guy's"}, {"start": 7792.34, "end": 7795.460000000001, "text": " too fast, I'm not going to lie, I spin out every time."}, {"start": 7795.46, "end": 7799.38, "text": " I don't think I should raise this one, bro."}, {"start": 7799.38, "end": 7801.46, "text": " Hey, just don't break your engine, bro."}, {"start": 7801.46, "end": 7803.46, "text": " Flat, your tires are like ice."}, {"start": 7803.46, "end": 7807.46, "text": " My tires are like ice."}, {"start": 7807.46, "end": 7808.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7808.46, "end": 7815.46, "text": " When you hit a corner, guys, do you ever, like, what gear did you use, two or three?"}, {"start": 7815.46, "end": 7817.46, "text": " Or one?"}, {"start": 7817.46, "end": 7819.46, "text": " It depends on the corner."}, {"start": 7819.46, "end": 7822.46, "text": " First flat, your tires are like ice."}, {"start": 7822.46, "end": 7823.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7823.46, "end": 7828.7, "text": " Okay, so you got to get around the track at least once before you actually can drive the car with grip"}, {"start": 7830.74, "end": 7837.5, "text": " The next sense check that makes a lot of sense he learns the track he goes full pussy mode because it's actually hard to drive the tires"}, {"start": 7837.5, "end": 7839.5, "text": " So like I first time"}, {"start": 7841.14, "end": 7843.86, "text": " Break before the turn my whole channel saying you're right"}, {"start": 7844.82, "end": 7847.34, "text": " You're the goat. I'll do that the next time"}, {"start": 7847.34, "end": 7854.34, "text": " Like MX, the MX5 is super easy, like you just gotta go around one time, you get super good grip."}, {"start": 7855.34, "end": 7857.34, "text": " Yeah, it was way easier."}, {"start": 7861.34, "end": 7865.34, "text": " You gotta brake before the turn, if you brake during the turn you're probably in a spin out."}, {"start": 7866.34, "end": 7870.34, "text": " Got it, guys I have a question, what do you guys drive IRL if I may ask?"}, {"start": 7870.34, "end": 7873.34, "text": " I go first, Volkswagen, TDE, turbo diesel."}, {"start": 7877.34, "end": 7882.34, "text": " Yo, I got a Honda Accord but the fucking engine blew up because I downshifted."}, {"start": 7882.34, "end": 7884.34, "text": " No! I did that in game!"}, {"start": 7884.34, "end": 7886.34, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 7886.34, "end": 7889.34, "text": " Tacoma, Tacoma, Tacoma."}, {"start": 7889.34, "end": 7891.34, "text": " What is a Tacoma?"}, {"start": 7891.34, "end": 7894.34, "text": " A truck. It's a truck."}, {"start": 7894.34, "end": 7897.34, "text": " Ooh, you must be American then, no?"}, {"start": 7897.34, "end": 7900.34, "text": " No, I'm Canadian. I'm Canadian."}, {"start": 7900.34, "end": 7903.34, "text": " Everyone is Canadian in this."}, {"start": 7903.34, "end": 7905.34, "text": " Yo, I'm Canadian."}, {"start": 7905.34, "end": 7908.38, "text": " What is I racing ruled by Canadians?"}, {"start": 7908.38, "end": 7911.38, "text": " Oh, every lobby, there's so many Canadians."}, {"start": 7915.18, "end": 7917.42, "text": " It's just prime Canada time."}, {"start": 7917.42, "end": 7918.42, "text": " What time is it?"}, {"start": 7922.22, "end": 7924.54, "text": " It's one o'clock, boning, hit the little,"}, {"start": 7924.54, "end": 7929.14, "text": " it's 1030, pencil up on the top right where it says garage."}, {"start": 7929.14, "end": 7929.9800000000005, "text": " Click that."}, {"start": 7932.66, "end": 7933.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7933.5, "end": 7938.5, "text": " Okay, so there's things you can add here, so hit the three dots."}, {"start": 7938.5, "end": 7944.5, "text": " All right, now, sorry, widget options."}, {"start": 7944.5, "end": 7951.5, "text": " So there's a bunch of things you can add it from this."}, {"start": 7951.5, "end": 7953.5, "text": " So like driver inputs."}, {"start": 7953.5, "end": 7956.5, "text": " So that one's a good one, so click that."}, {"start": 7956.5, "end": 7959.5, "text": " Sorry, see where it says hot options."}, {"start": 7959.5, "end": 7961.5, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 7961.5, "end": 7964.16, "text": " We got it, widget options, yeah?"}, {"start": 7964.16, "end": 7966.5, "text": " And driver inputs."}, {"start": 7966.5, "end": 7967.5, "text": " Ah, what is that?"}, {"start": 7972.12, "end": 7974.14, "text": " Lule, it shows your speed."}, {"start": 7977.26, "end": 7978.9, "text": " So click it."}, {"start": 7978.9, "end": 7981.14, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 7981.14, "end": 7984.14, "text": " Yeah, click it again."}, {"start": 7984.14, "end": 7984.64, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 7984.64, "end": 7996.88, "text": " No, sorry. What? Oh, oh, like this he means. Oh, my bad, my bad. Now I'm in it, now I'm"}, {"start": 7996.88, "end": 8006.360000000001, "text": " in it. Bottom left. Bottom left, bottom left. So, so when you hit the gas and the brake,"}, {"start": 8006.360000000001, "end": 8009.4800000000005, "text": " it's gonna show up there on the left"}, {"start": 8009.4800000000005, "end": 8010.76, "text": " oh no"}, {"start": 8010.76, "end": 8014.76, "text": " but then my chat sees if I'm stupid or not"}, {"start": 8014.76, "end": 8017.080000000001, "text": " no but it helps you get better, helps you get better"}, {"start": 8017.080000000001, "end": 8018.84, "text": " you're right, you're right, you're right"}, {"start": 8018.84, "end": 8023.68, "text": " thank you bro, thank you, thank you, oh gosh"}, {"start": 8023.68, "end": 8024.920000000001, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 8024.920000000001, "end": 8028.040000000001, "text": " how do I get out of this though?"}, {"start": 8028.040000000001, "end": 8030.76, "text": " wait, why is it gone chat?"}, {"start": 8030.76, "end": 8036.320000000001, "text": " wait, I'm in game, doesn't show no"}, {"start": 8036.320000000001, "end": 8039.76, "text": " or do I need to save?"}, {"start": 8039.76, "end": 8041.4800000000005, "text": " yes it will, okay"}, {"start": 8041.4800000000005, "end": 8045.4800000000005, "text": " let me make sure, which options?"}, {"start": 8045.4800000000005, "end": 8051.68, "text": " oh my gosh"}, {"start": 8051.68, "end": 8057.080000000001, "text": " have you guys ever driven on the autobahn?"}, {"start": 8057.080000000001, "end": 8060.160000000001, "text": " no"}, {"start": 8060.160000000001, "end": 8061.56, "text": " do you dream of it?"}, {"start": 8061.56, "end": 8063.8, "text": " be honest bro"}, {"start": 8063.8, "end": 8070.58, "text": " every day every day oh my gosh what was the fastest you've ever went bro we're"}, {"start": 8070.58, "end": 8074.18, "text": " all gonna listen away like the cops in the chat wait it's your government name"}, {"start": 8074.18, "end": 8079.8, "text": " maybe actually don't I forgot no my no one's"}, {"start": 8079.8, "end": 8081.8, "text": " I forgot, iRacing shows you're going to do it."}, {"start": 8081.8, "end": 8083.8, "text": " You ready, bro?"}, {"start": 8083.8, "end": 8085.8, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 8087.8, "end": 8089.8, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 8089.8, "end": 8091.8, "text": " I think I'm DQ chat, right?"}, {"start": 8097.8, "end": 8100.8, "text": " Oh, Nick, oh no, you gotta try Oval. That's fun too."}, {"start": 8100.8, "end": 8102.8, "text": " Oval?"}, {"start": 8103.8, "end": 8107.8, "text": " Oval racing, like streetcars, like NASCAR."}, {"start": 8107.8, "end": 8110.8, "text": " Oh, but NASCAR is cringe, no?"}, {"start": 8112.8, "end": 8114.8, "text": " No, it's a lot."}, {"start": 8114.8, "end": 8117.8, "text": " Oh no. Why am I in this?"}, {"start": 8117.8, "end": 8119.8, "text": " The estimated SOS is..."}, {"start": 8119.8, "end": 8120.8, "text": " You could drive like..."}, {"start": 8120.8, "end": 8121.8, "text": " ...one thousand."}, {"start": 8121.8, "end": 8123.8, "text": " ...monster trucks on dirt tracks."}, {"start": 8124.8, "end": 8127.8, "text": " We expect to be fighting for the podium."}, {"start": 8127.8, "end": 8132.8, "text": " Guys, if I'm too slow, my bad, okay? Good luck."}, {"start": 8132.8, "end": 8139.8, "text": " Just uh, just don't want it to go anywhere."}, {"start": 8139.8, "end": 8143.8, "text": " Yeah, I got it."}, {"start": 8143.8, "end": 8145.8, "text": " Waiting on the final car to grid."}, {"start": 8145.8, "end": 8146.8, "text": " What is grid?"}, {"start": 8146.8, "end": 8150.8, "text": " You're going to floor it in neutral and shift up when the lights go green."}, {"start": 8150.8, "end": 8154.8, "text": " Like Mario Kart got you. Let's get it. Good luck everybody."}, {"start": 8162.8, "end": 8176.0, "text": " Oh, no, hit F1 on the keyboard."}, {"start": 8176.0, "end": 8182.92, "text": " Thank you, got it, bro, you're the go at it."}, {"start": 8182.92, "end": 8186.68, "text": " Because now you can see who's in front of you, who's behind you, lap times."}, {"start": 8186.68, "end": 8191.08, "text": " And the bottom, where's the sea remaining?"}, {"start": 8191.08, "end": 8193.08, "text": " how long until the green flag is?"}, {"start": 8197.08, "end": 8198.08, "text": " Oh God, gotcha."}, {"start": 8199.08, "end": 8201.08, "text": " Are you an F-traver as well, bro?"}, {"start": 8202.08, "end": 8203.08, "text": " Everyone's green."}, {"start": 8203.08, "end": 8205.08, "text": " No, I just wish I was."}, {"start": 8205.08, "end": 8207.08, "text": " Also, you can move that."}, {"start": 8207.08, "end": 8209.08, "text": " You're lucky, lucky, lucky."}, {"start": 8209.08, "end": 8210.08, "text": " Good luck, everybody."}, {"start": 8211.08, "end": 8213.08, "text": " Good luck, good luck, good luck."}, {"start": 8251.08, "end": 8253.08, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 8253.08, "end": 8256.08, "text": " Holiday, when you're breaking, brake with the wheel straight."}, {"start": 8256.08, "end": 8258.08, "text": " That wasn't me, my friend!"}, {"start": 8258.08, "end": 8260.08, "text": " I'm still going!"}, {"start": 8263.08, "end": 8265.08, "text": " Bro, thought I was the guy who crashed!"}, {"start": 8265.08, "end": 8267.08, "text": " Hell no! Hell no, in that new..."}, {"start": 8267.08, "end": 8273.08, "text": " Bro, I thought I was the guy who crashed. Hell no! Hell no, Invento!"}, {"start": 8281.08, "end": 8283.08, "text": " The lane is ready now."}, {"start": 8291.08, "end": 8293.08, "text": " Monster reaction if I get less than that."}, {"start": 8297.08, "end": 8300.08, "text": " Whoa! Whoa!"}, {"start": 8303.08, "end": 8305.08, "text": " Dude, some guy just keep on this guy."}, {"start": 8310.08, "end": 8311.08, "text": " What is he doing?!"}, {"start": 8312.08, "end": 8314.08, "text": " Yo, he's under to rock and roll, like, what is going on?"}, {"start": 8315.08, "end": 8317.08, "text": " I just see people on the road, from the middle of the road."}, {"start": 8318.08, "end": 8319.08, "text": " Crashin' left and right."}, {"start": 8327.08, "end": 8337.0, "text": " You know eat my dust pal eat my dust"}, {"start": 8337.0, "end": 8340.0, "text": " You got a toy car on the left, yeah I've got the head"}, {"start": 8340.0, "end": 8343.0, "text": " You got a toy car on the right"}, {"start": 8343.0, "end": 8345.0, "text": " I'm gonna let it go orange"}, {"start": 8345.0, "end": 8348.0, "text": " Bye bye orange"}, {"start": 8348.0, "end": 8353.0, "text": " He's in the most like half shot"}, {"start": 8353.0, "end": 8355.0, "text": " SHOCKED"}, {"start": 8355.0, "end": 8357.0, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 8357.0, "end": 8359.0, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 8359.0, "end": 8361.0, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 8361.0, "end": 8363.0, "text": " Yo, what a rich guy, what is this?"}, {"start": 8365.0, "end": 8367.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8367.0, "end": 8369.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8369.0, "end": 8371.0, "text": " Looks like it carries toast."}, {"start": 8371.0, "end": 8373.0, "text": " You'll need to tow back the pit lane."}, {"start": 8373.0, "end": 8375.0, "text": " The fuck was he doing?"}, {"start": 8377.0, "end": 8379.0, "text": " Pit boxing, 5"}, {"start": 8379.0, "end": 8381.0, "text": " 3"}, {"start": 8381.0, "end": 8382.0, "text": " 2"}, {"start": 8382.0, "end": 8384.0, "text": " One. Right here."}, {"start": 8386.0, "end": 8387.0, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 8397.0, "end": 8399.0, "text": " Yo, how's everyone doing? Where we at?"}, {"start": 8400.0, "end": 8401.0, "text": " Getting my car fixed."}, {"start": 8402.0, "end": 8403.0, "text": " All the damage is repairable."}, {"start": 8404.0, "end": 8406.0, "text": " Bro, you fucked my shit up!"}, {"start": 8408.0, "end": 8409.0, "text": " That was fast."}, {"start": 8409.0, "end": 8411.0, "text": " 4th, 4th, 4th"}, {"start": 8411.0, "end": 8413.0, "text": " Ok, ok, I'll break"}, {"start": 8414.0, "end": 8416.0, "text": " Ok, what do I need to wait for?"}, {"start": 8416.0, "end": 8418.0, "text": " What do I need to wait for?"}, {"start": 8418.0, "end": 8420.0, "text": " Come on, Mark, lock in"}, {"start": 8420.0, "end": 8422.0, "text": " Well, I am locked"}, {"start": 8426.0, "end": 8427.0, "text": " You got this"}, {"start": 8431.0, "end": 8433.0, "text": " Malcolm, if you don't get first, I'm going to be disappointed, bro"}, {"start": 8433.0, "end": 8435.0, "text": " Lock in"}, {"start": 8435.0, "end": 8437.0, "text": " I'm trying, I'm trying"}, {"start": 8437.0, "end": 8438.0, "text": " You got it"}, {"start": 8438.0, "end": 8440.76, "text": " My head of him, bro. No Luke chill, bro"}, {"start": 8442.2, "end": 8444.2, "text": " Bro, I've cast him very slow. It's fun"}, {"start": 8450.16, "end": 8452.16, "text": " I told you I'm an F1 driver"}, {"start": 8457.52, "end": 8460.2, "text": " This is all right, what's Google Luke Isaac?"}, {"start": 8462.12, "end": 8464.88, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, yo, don't don't do that, bro"}, {"start": 8468.0, "end": 8470.0, "text": " I'm right behind you, Moog!"}, {"start": 8473.0, "end": 8475.0, "text": " That key word behind, buddy."}, {"start": 8476.0, "end": 8480.0, "text": " Bro, I've been in the pitch hall for two minutes. I don't know what's going on. This guy's trolling."}, {"start": 8480.0, "end": 8481.0, "text": " You're in-"}, {"start": 8482.0, "end": 8484.0, "text": " You're in the pit?"}, {"start": 8484.0, "end": 8485.0, "text": " Yerp."}, {"start": 8487.0, "end": 8488.0, "text": " What happened, bro?"}, {"start": 8489.0, "end": 8491.0, "text": " Orange guy crashing into me, careful."}, {"start": 8491.0, "end": 8493.0, "text": " If you see him, bro, keep this."}, {"start": 8495.0, "end": 8496.0, "text": " Oh, he's right there."}, {"start": 8496.0, "end": 8498.0, "text": " I'll get I'll get your get back"}, {"start": 8526.0, "end": 8541.0, "text": " Well well well orange. Bye bye karma bitch. Oh no. He's just full crash bro, full crash."}, {"start": 8546.0, "end": 8550.0, "text": " Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa it's back."}, {"start": 8550.0, "end": 8551.0, "text": " Right side."}, {"start": 8553.0, "end": 8554.0, "text": " Okay, on the left."}, {"start": 8555.0, "end": 8556.0, "text": " Here on the right."}, {"start": 8570.0, "end": 8571.0, "text": " Show me where you're going."}, {"start": 8571.0, "end": 8572.0, "text": " We'll be disqualified."}, {"start": 8572.0, "end": 8574.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8589.44, "end": 8591.44, "text": " Don't worry"}, {"start": 8593.68, "end": 8595.68, "text": " You're here"}, {"start": 8602.0, "end": 8609.0, "text": " I got a catch up to this guy!"}, {"start": 8619.0, "end": 8622.0, "text": " Do I go pitch-shadow? Do I continue like this?"}, {"start": 8622.0, "end": 8624.0, "text": " Pitch takes too long bro, no?"}, {"start": 8624.0, "end": 8626.0, "text": " I'm low-key fine."}, {"start": 8626.0, "end": 8628.0, "text": " Just a little bit angled."}, {"start": 8628.0, "end": 8635.0, "text": " I need you back to the game."}, {"start": 8635.0, "end": 8638.0, "text": " Yo, Orange is taking the first stage of Trash again."}, {"start": 8638.0, "end": 8641.0, "text": " He just crashed again?"}, {"start": 8641.0, "end": 8644.0, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 8644.0, "end": 8648.0, "text": " He did!"}, {"start": 8648.0, "end": 8652.0, "text": " This guy's a rat!"}, {"start": 8652.0, "end": 8657.0, "text": " This guy probably doesn't have a fan-effect wheel drive."}, {"start": 8658.0, "end": 8660.0, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 8670.0, "end": 8674.0, "text": " Optional repair hour, four minutes, nine seconds."}, {"start": 8675.0, "end": 8676.0, "text": " How long?"}, {"start": 8676.0, "end": 8677.0, "text": " All the damage is repairable."}, {"start": 8678.0, "end": 8679.0, "text": " How long?"}, {"start": 8688.0, "end": 8708.44, "text": " Four minutes what optional I'm out"}, {"start": 8708.44, "end": 8710.44, "text": " Get me out!"}, {"start": 8712.44, "end": 8714.44, "text": " Get me out!"}, {"start": 8720.44, "end": 8722.44, "text": " I'm P-Turino, but I got a podium."}, {"start": 8727.44, "end": 8729.44, "text": " I'm befriending the pit sky, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 8730.44, "end": 8732.44, "text": " I've been more time in the pit than on the track."}, {"start": 8733.44, "end": 8735.44, "text": " Because of Orange, bro."}, {"start": 8735.44, "end": 8741.980000000001, "text": " are we dead last with that last that ass orange is right behind me right now"}, {"start": 8741.980000000001, "end": 8746.16, "text": " he's probably gonna as well be in the pit for like five minutes orange you got a"}, {"start": 8746.16, "end": 8749.960000000001, "text": " mic bro you're the worst driver like on this track bro I'm being badass right"}, {"start": 8749.960000000001, "end": 8758.0, "text": " now worse than me no Mike"}, {"start": 8758.0, "end": 8760.0, "text": " Nah, cricket."}, {"start": 8762.0, "end": 8764.0, "text": " Our wrench has taken the piss, guys. I'm being badass, bro."}, {"start": 8766.0, "end": 8768.0, "text": " How is he out already?"}, {"start": 8776.0, "end": 8778.0, "text": " I don't know what to say, bro. This is not fair."}, {"start": 8779.0, "end": 8780.0, "text": " So he crashed my-"}, {"start": 8780.0, "end": 8782.0, "text": " You should then us try the formula cards, though. They're fun."}, {"start": 8782.0, "end": 8784.0, "text": " Hold for seven seconds."}, {"start": 8784.0, "end": 8786.0, "text": " I'm going after him."}, {"start": 8786.0, "end": 8788.0, "text": " Unsafe credentials."}, {"start": 8792.0, "end": 8794.0, "text": " Chad, are we good?"}, {"start": 8794.0, "end": 8795.0, "text": " Oh, clear."}, {"start": 8795.0, "end": 8796.0, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 8796.0, "end": 8798.0, "text": " Back on the road, baby."}, {"start": 8802.0, "end": 8804.0, "text": " Chad, let's get in action at the time. Lock in."}, {"start": 8811.0, "end": 8813.0, "text": " It feels broken still."}, {"start": 8813.0, "end": 8814.0, "text": " My reel is..."}, {"start": 8814.0, "end": 8816.0, "text": " It's not center, Polari."}, {"start": 8819.0, "end": 8821.0, "text": " This corner is brutal, like what?"}, {"start": 8826.0, "end": 8829.0, "text": " Well, this guy has been sniffing my ass here this whole time."}, {"start": 8830.0, "end": 8831.0, "text": " Oh, but some orange, careful."}, {"start": 8844.0, "end": 8851.0, "text": " Do it."}, {"start": 8851.0, "end": 8856.0, "text": " Do it."}, {"start": 8856.0, "end": 8860.0, "text": " Clear."}, {"start": 8860.0, "end": 8884.32, "text": " Don't get discouraged, this is a tough car."}, {"start": 8884.32, "end": 8886.32, "text": " Pro it's impossible"}, {"start": 8900.44, "end": 8904.36, "text": " The leader is coming up on you. They're not a fight. I don't want to fuck up this round"}, {"start": 8904.36, "end": 8906.36, "text": " I'll try this later."}, {"start": 8912.36, "end": 8914.36, "text": " We got a last lap, we're walking."}, {"start": 8917.36, "end": 8919.36, "text": " How do you take that corner?"}, {"start": 8920.36, "end": 8921.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8923.36, "end": 8925.36, "text": " I just got the cue. Guys, good luck."}, {"start": 8925.36, "end": 8926.36, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 8931.36, "end": 8932.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8935.300000000001, "end": 8937.300000000001, "text": " How do you take that corner?"}, {"start": 8939.220000000001, "end": 8943.1, "text": " Ah-ha that's a mirror. Yeah, tell me that wait is that me"}, {"start": 8945.76, "end": 8947.76, "text": " Was that a replay oh"}, {"start": 8952.12, "end": 8955.12, "text": " Get me out bro get me out get me out get me out get me out yo"}, {"start": 8955.12, "end": 8958.08, "text": " I don't think you can hear me anymore. It's a little step by"}, {"start": 8958.800000000001, "end": 8961.24, "text": " Yeah, guys listen bro listen listen"}, {"start": 8961.24, "end": 8975.48, "text": " That MX car is possible. Whatever else is in this game? Buzzerite! That map was crazy."}, {"start": 8975.48, "end": 8987.0, "text": " That car was crazy. Now chat. I want to see what the Nernbork thing looks like. I want"}, {"start": 8987.0, "end": 8999.08, "text": " to get my time. Where is the N\u00fcrnburg Ring? For the N\u00fcrnburg Ring Chat, this wheel or"}, {"start": 8999.08, "end": 9010.0, "text": " the other wheel? The other one, I feel like it turns faster, right? Test drive. Do I host"}, {"start": 9010.0, "end": 9026.16, "text": " Just a session chat so people can join or solo."}, {"start": 9026.16, "end": 9031.16, "text": " You need to slow down in the pit solo."}, {"start": 9031.16, "end": 9032.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9032.64, "end": 9039.0, "text": " How do I join?"}, {"start": 9039.0, "end": 9040.34, "text": " This is too much fun by the way."}, {"start": 9040.34, "end": 9046.0, "text": " How do I join 7th bro, I'm so proud of this, I'm being badass, I'm screenshotting it,"}, {"start": 9046.0, "end": 9050.84, "text": " I'm not joking."}, {"start": 9050.84, "end": 9065.8, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 9065.8, "end": 9068.94, "text": " How do I go non-balkering chat?"}, {"start": 9068.94, "end": 9072.94, "text": " It's not 7 out of 7, Shad. It's not 7 out of 7, Shad."}, {"start": 9074.94, "end": 9076.94, "text": " 7 out of 8."}, {"start": 9078.94, "end": 9080.94, "text": " You need to bu-"}, {"start": 9083.94, "end": 9086.94, "text": " I need to buy the Nuremberg ring."}, {"start": 9087.94, "end": 9089.94, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 9094.94, "end": 9097.94, "text": " Leaks. My content?"}, {"start": 9098.94, "end": 9105.82, "text": " Oh my gosh, I check I want to see what it feels like to drive like one of these like the fastest car"}, {"start": 9107.1, "end": 9111.62, "text": " How how shop okay, go shop. Where is the shop?"}, {"start": 9118.78, "end": 9125.24, "text": " Ah, I see it. Sorry. Sorry. I'm not even rich waiting like I'm trying. Oh my gosh"}, {"start": 9155.24, "end": 9171.0, "text": " Check, doesn't the Porsche GT3 RSF one of the fastest N\u00fcrnmeldgring times, what?"}, {"start": 9171.0, "end": 9173.0, "text": " This one, no."}, {"start": 9173.0, "end": 9174.0, "text": " I need that."}, {"start": 9174.0, "end": 9177.88, "text": " That is so sexy."}, {"start": 9177.88, "end": 9183.56, "text": " I'm buying it."}, {"start": 9183.56, "end": 9185.56, "text": " Now I need the normal ring. I feel like I'm at the grocery store."}, {"start": 9195.56, "end": 9196.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9200.56, "end": 9202.56, "text": " Hi, before you leave, give me a check outside. Thank you."}, {"start": 9203.56, "end": 9204.56, "text": " Notch lifer?"}, {"start": 9208.56, "end": 9209.56, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9213.56, "end": 9223.56, "text": " industry or touristin yo chat i like this game bro i like what i can spend money bro"}, {"start": 9223.56, "end": 9231.24, "text": " bro i wish i could buy wheelskins wheelskins and forza bro tourist or which one chat or"}, {"start": 9231.24, "end": 9242.6, "text": " industry not a game sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry"}, {"start": 9242.6, "end": 9245.68, "text": " Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry."}, {"start": 9245.68, "end": 9247.12, "text": " Not all right, bro."}, {"start": 9247.12, "end": 9249.32, "text": " It's because of the PC and I open up,"}, {"start": 9249.32, "end": 9252.28, "text": " it's, but you're right, you're right."}, {"start": 9252.28, "end": 9255.800000000001, "text": " License requires, I saw driver's license loaded."}, {"start": 9255.800000000001, "end": 9257.6, "text": " They mean license like to buy it."}, {"start": 9257.6, "end": 9259.880000000001, "text": " Check, industry or to listen?"}, {"start": 9259.880000000001, "end": 9261.28, "text": " I don't know what this means."}, {"start": 9262.4, "end": 9263.28, "text": " Industry, right?"}, {"start": 9266.960000000001, "end": 9268.84, "text": " You get both, okay."}, {"start": 9268.84, "end": 9269.880000000001, "text": " Suck."}, {"start": 9269.880000000001, "end": 9271.06, "text": " All right, let me check out."}, {"start": 9271.06, "end": 9274.279999999999, "text": " I have my card and I have 20 drinks."}, {"start": 9276.58, "end": 9277.42, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 9277.42, "end": 9278.26, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9282.939999999999, "end": 9284.539999999999, "text": " Let me buy it."}, {"start": 9284.539999999999, "end": 9285.82, "text": " Maximum on cards."}, {"start": 9285.82, "end": 9287.14, "text": " Shies, I shouldn't have said that."}, {"start": 9288.14, "end": 9289.019999999999, "text": " Pay with Steam."}, {"start": 9289.019999999999, "end": 9289.939999999999, "text": " Yo, this is sick."}, {"start": 9289.939999999999, "end": 9291.019999999999, "text": " Like, what is this, bro?"}, {"start": 9291.019999999999, "end": 9292.699999999999, "text": " Ha ha, this is sick."}, {"start": 9295.26, "end": 9296.779999999999, "text": " This experience is sick."}, {"start": 9298.14, "end": 9298.98, "text": " You're not logged in."}, {"start": 9298.98, "end": 9299.82, "text": " Let me log in."}, {"start": 9299.82, "end": 9308.779999999999, "text": " Haha, all right login suck. Do you already can't show us wrong car? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?"}, {"start": 9316.619999999999, "end": 9319.26, "text": " It's Porsche three GT three ice-chat I"}, {"start": 9320.3, "end": 9324.08, "text": " Have no steam balance brother. Let me deposit a hundred bro"}, {"start": 9325.039999999999, "end": 9327.039999999999, "text": " Are you at the major? I?"}, {"start": 9327.04, "end": 9331.04, "text": " Uh, I don't know right now."}, {"start": 9331.04, "end": 9333.04, "text": " We will see."}, {"start": 9333.04, "end": 9335.04, "text": " Suck."}, {"start": 9335.04, "end": 9337.04, "text": " Suck."}, {"start": 9337.04, "end": 9339.04, "text": " Suck."}, {"start": 9339.04, "end": 9341.04, "text": " I think we're going to decide soon."}, {"start": 9341.04, "end": 9343.04, "text": " Boom, boom."}, {"start": 9343.04, "end": 9347.04, "text": " I do want to go, of course, but we have to see."}, {"start": 9347.04, "end": 9349.04, "text": " If we can find agreement, you know."}, {"start": 9349.04, "end": 9351.04, "text": " Suck."}, {"start": 9351.04, "end": 9353.04, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 9353.04, "end": 9355.04, "text": " All right. Suck. I got 100 bucks on the screen."}, {"start": 9355.04, "end": 9362.480000000001, "text": " chat is it the wrong GT3RS and is it called non-buckling or notch lifer"}, {"start": 9362.480000000001, "end": 9368.68, "text": " what do what do people call it I thought it was non-buckling like the main"}, {"start": 9368.68, "end": 9377.92, "text": " name it's the same I see all right let me check out now I have your cars in half"}, {"start": 9377.92, "end": 9381.52, "text": " car thank you for the tank of the south bro I appreciate that you just paid for"}, {"start": 9381.52, "end": 9390.2, "text": " the notch life and for the GT3 RS. Insim. Oh, sorry. Actually, sorry, my bad. Thank you,"}, {"start": 9390.2, "end": 9394.720000000001, "text": " bro. Thank you. Hassan Chap, Hassan Chap. Alright, I checked out. I checked out. I checked"}, {"start": 9394.720000000001, "end": 9409.640000000001, "text": " out. I checked out. You successfully bought it. Alright, so I should have it now, right?"}, {"start": 9409.64, "end": 9411.8, "text": " Did you eat the 992.2?"}, {"start": 9411.8, "end": 9412.64, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9413.84, "end": 9415.199999999999, "text": " Did you have by the wrong one?"}, {"start": 9419.359999999999, "end": 9420.359999999999, "text": " This one?"}, {"start": 9424.88, "end": 9426.32, "text": " What's the difference?"}, {"start": 9430.68, "end": 9433.48, "text": " Nura between Nicky Loud and Incident Incident."}, {"start": 9434.359999999999, "end": 9435.56, "text": " It's slower."}, {"start": 9435.56, "end": 9438.0, "text": " Y'all are trying to troll me, huh?"}, {"start": 9438.0, "end": 9438.84, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9439.64, "end": 9443.64, "text": " Why is it still a card? I bought it. Do I have to reset my game after this chat?"}, {"start": 9444.64, "end": 9445.64, "text": " Is it like glitching?"}, {"start": 9446.64, "end": 9448.64, "text": " I should know it. No, no, no, it's not."}, {"start": 9448.64, "end": 9450.64, "text": " My content, it should show up now."}, {"start": 9450.64, "end": 9452.64, "text": " Shut the fuck up, you fucking..."}, {"start": 9452.64, "end": 9454.64, "text": " Once you buy them, you can only use them solo."}, {"start": 9454.64, "end": 9458.64, "text": " You'll need to grind your license to play the Nurburgring in public lobbies."}, {"start": 9459.64, "end": 9461.64, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 9461.64, "end": 9464.64, "text": " Okay, let me play Zolo. I want to get my Zolo time."}, {"start": 9464.64, "end": 9467.64, "text": " So you guys know how fast I am on the Nurnbook."}, {"start": 9467.64, "end": 9471.64, "text": " Chat, what is the Nuremberg record?"}, {"start": 9477.64, "end": 9479.64, "text": " In a Porsche 911 Hybrid Evil."}, {"start": 9479.64, "end": 9483.64, "text": " 5 minutes and 19 seconds by Timo Bernhardt."}, {"start": 9483.64, "end": 9485.64, "text": " What did Max Verstappen get?"}, {"start": 9487.64, "end": 9488.64, "text": " So 519."}, {"start": 9488.64, "end": 9490.64, "text": " What? He's slow as shit."}, {"start": 9491.64, "end": 9492.64, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 9494.64, "end": 9495.64, "text": " Explain."}, {"start": 9497.64, "end": 9507.519999999999, "text": " Different car?"}, {"start": 9507.519999999999, "end": 9509.92, "text": " How much Landon Norris?"}, {"start": 9509.92, "end": 9510.92, "text": " 748."}, {"start": 9510.92, "end": 9511.92, "text": " Landon Norris."}, {"start": 9511.92, "end": 9512.92, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9512.92, "end": 9513.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9513.92, "end": 9515.92, "text": " He never drove it?"}, {"start": 9515.92, "end": 9521.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9521.960000000001, "end": 9527.76, "text": " He never drove it?"}, {"start": 9527.76, "end": 9537.48, "text": " Is Max Verstappens N\u00fcrnborking time good?"}, {"start": 9537.48, "end": 9539.56, "text": " It is?"}, {"start": 9539.56, "end": 9542.52, "text": " But why is it seven minutes?"}, {"start": 9542.52, "end": 9545.52, "text": " How much better was the 5 minute car chat?"}, {"start": 9545.52, "end": 9546.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9546.52, "end": 9548.52, "text": " Let me close the curtains, bro."}, {"start": 9548.52, "end": 9550.52, "text": " Or was it a different track?"}, {"start": 9555.52, "end": 9557.52, "text": " Like, is Timo the goat?"}, {"start": 9560.52, "end": 9562.52, "text": " 5 minutes sounds brutal."}, {"start": 9564.52, "end": 9565.52, "text": " Different layout."}, {"start": 9565.52, "end": 9567.52, "text": " Wait, they changed the N\u00fcrnburgring?"}, {"start": 9572.52, "end": 9579.44, "text": " Oh, I didn't know."}, {"start": 9579.44, "end": 9583.92, "text": " Use the Ferrari 312T to Niki Loudamax."}, {"start": 9583.92, "end": 9595.92, "text": " Just Ferrari to Niki Loudamax."}, {"start": 9595.92, "end": 9596.92, "text": " This is his."}, {"start": 9596.92, "end": 9597.92, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 9597.92, "end": 9604.92, "text": " Is this iRacing or... No, it's real life. It's real life as well."}, {"start": 9612.92, "end": 9615.92, "text": " Wait, what? I would have driven that way different."}, {"start": 9618.92, "end": 9622.92, "text": " He breaks early and then full steers."}, {"start": 9622.92, "end": 9628.92, "text": " No speeding in the corner?"}, {"start": 9628.92, "end": 9631.92, "text": " Whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 9631.92, "end": 9635.92, "text": " My engine would have already exploded!"}, {"start": 9635.92, "end": 9642.92, "text": " How is he going to overtake the car?"}, {"start": 9642.92, "end": 9643.92, "text": " Wait, shut up!"}, {"start": 9643.92, "end": 9644.92, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 9644.92, "end": 9649.92, "text": " This is record time and there were people in front of him."}, {"start": 9649.92, "end": 9653.960000000001, "text": " If he would have cleared the track he would have gotten an even better time no?"}, {"start": 9656.24, "end": 9658.24, "text": " Because you lose seconds overtaking right?"}, {"start": 9662.12, "end": 9664.12, "text": " Is it always full the track?"}, {"start": 9666.12, "end": 9668.12, "text": " Oh f**k"}, {"start": 9672.76, "end": 9674.76, "text": " I see"}, {"start": 9674.76, "end": 9676.76, "text": " Bye, bye!"}, {"start": 9676.76, "end": 9681.76, "text": " He didn't even emote him with the guy."}, {"start": 9681.76, "end": 9684.76, "text": " W Sportsmanship."}, {"start": 9684.76, "end": 9688.76, "text": " Shhhh."}, {"start": 9688.76, "end": 9692.76, "text": " That's sexy."}, {"start": 9692.76, "end": 9694.76, "text": " Okay Chad, I'm ready."}, {"start": 9694.76, "end": 9696.76, "text": " I've seen enough."}, {"start": 9696.76, "end": 9699.56, "text": " Okay, Chad, I'm ready. I've seen enough."}, {"start": 9713.08, "end": 9716.6, "text": " Which one? Industriefahrten or Touristenfahrten?"}, {"start": 9718.84, "end": 9721.0, "text": " Or what do I click, Chad? Test drive?"}, {"start": 9721.0, "end": 9736.48, "text": " No, bro, I'm locked wait. Yeah, this one suck 99 to Porsche GT3 RS"}, {"start": 9740.08, "end": 9742.08, "text": " Yo chat chat chat"}, {"start": 9745.32, "end": 9748.72, "text": " Tourist and fountain, okay, I don't know the differences, okay"}, {"start": 9751.0, "end": 9766.96, "text": " here we go here we go here we go here we go what is this there's comms like in"}, {"start": 9766.96, "end": 9775.4, "text": " sias schweidenkreuz what the hell there's comms you will okay you're"}, {"start": 9775.4, "end": 9776.76, "text": " I'm low-key scared, bro. I'm low-key scared."}, {"start": 9776.76, "end": 9778.359999999999, "text": " Like, this is official, not, like, check."}, {"start": 9778.359999999999, "end": 9782.0, "text": " Like, if, if eye-racing is, is respected, right?"}, {"start": 9782.0, "end": 9783.64, "text": " Like, if, if, if I get a good time,"}, {"start": 9783.64, "end": 9785.44, "text": " I will be on the leaderboard, right?"}, {"start": 9788.039999999999, "end": 9788.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9790.44, "end": 9791.72, "text": " I need to hit the toilet, though, really quick."}, {"start": 9791.72, "end": 9793.32, "text": " I need to hit the toilet, guys."}, {"start": 9794.4, "end": 9795.64, "text": " I'll be, I'll be 60 seconds, okay?"}, {"start": 9795.64, "end": 9798.119999999999, "text": " I'll hurry up. I'll actually hurry up."}, {"start": 9798.119999999999, "end": 9800.119999999999, "text": " 60 seconds, I'll be back, starting now."}, {"start": 9805.4, "end": 9807.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9835.4, "end": 9837.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9865.4, "end": 9867.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9895.4, "end": 9897.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9925.4, "end": 9927.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9955.4, "end": 9957.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9985.4, "end": 9987.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10015.4, "end": 10042.68, "text": " W."}, {"start": 10045.4, "end": 10074.4, "text": " All right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 10074.4, "end": 10075.4, "text": " I want to run."}, {"start": 10075.4, "end": 10081.4, "text": " I want to play this multiplayer though."}, {"start": 10081.4, "end": 10089.4, "text": " Let me get a towel."}, {"start": 10089.4, "end": 10096.4, "text": " Do I get a coach set?"}, {"start": 10096.4, "end": 10097.4, "text": " Boy."}, {"start": 10097.4, "end": 10103.4, "text": " I want to get a good time."}, {"start": 10103.4, "end": 10105.4, "text": " Suck."}, {"start": 10105.4, "end": 10108.4, "text": " Towel under the chair."}, {"start": 10108.4, "end": 10112.4, "text": " So it doesn't roll away in the GT3RS."}, {"start": 10112.4, "end": 10114.4, "text": " Best dish."}, {"start": 10114.4, "end": 10117.4, "text": " 15 minutes would be a good time."}, {"start": 10117.4, "end": 10119.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10119.4, "end": 10121.4, "text": " Mods, make a prediction with like times."}, {"start": 10121.4, "end": 10123.4, "text": " Suck me dry on your hair."}, {"start": 10123.4, "end": 10125.4, "text": " What do you mean, bro?"}, {"start": 10125.4, "end": 10127.4, "text": " What do you mean 15 minutes?"}, {"start": 10127.4, "end": 10129.4, "text": " My brother, good old man."}, {"start": 10129.4, "end": 10131.4, "text": " I hope you make it in the lab."}, {"start": 10131.4, "end": 10136.4, "text": " If you ever need a lap guide, I got a whole team of Esports pros lined up for you."}, {"start": 10136.4, "end": 10140.4, "text": " We can host a session together. Love from Germany."}, {"start": 10140.4, "end": 10142.4, "text": " I'm gonna use some admins right now."}, {"start": 10142.4, "end": 10146.4, "text": " Why don't you play a real racing game like GTA?"}, {"start": 10146.4, "end": 10148.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10150.4, "end": 10152.4, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10152.4, "end": 10163.199999999999, "text": " Let me close the door, do I host the session? Do I do it with viewers or no chat? Because"}, {"start": 10163.199999999999, "end": 10178.72, "text": " you said no chat, it's always full. Is it still a real time if I play solo? Okay, how"}, {"start": 10178.72, "end": 10185.4, "text": " I was so locked in on driving. I haven't finished my coffee like what two hours into the stream one hour. What the hell?"}, {"start": 10189.16, "end": 10191.16, "text": " Okay, Chad listen"}, {"start": 10191.4, "end": 10193.4, "text": " Here are the rules. Okay for the prediction"}, {"start": 10194.119999999999, "end": 10196.119999999999, "text": " Here are the rules I"}, {"start": 10197.119999999999, "end": 10201.48, "text": " Get to do one time check in wait. How long is the track?"}, {"start": 10203.199999999999, "end": 10207.24, "text": " Like ten minutes, right? I check out the track one time like I'm on ice"}, {"start": 10208.72, "end": 10216.4, "text": " Or do I go straight like my try I mean, I'm not stupid right like I see the corners"}, {"start": 10222.4, "end": 10225.439999999999, "text": " Check check out one time or straight you decide type it right now"}, {"start": 10234.76, "end": 10237.0, "text": " Straight in okay, I'm down"}, {"start": 10237.0, "end": 10251.56, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 10251.56, "end": 10254.48, "text": " I may close the chat."}, {"start": 10254.48, "end": 10256.48, "text": " I need to lock in, I need to be in the zone."}, {"start": 10271.359999999999, "end": 10272.68, "text": " Oh gosh, okay."}, {"start": 10276.32, "end": 10278.96, "text": " I do want to check out the Porsche one second though."}, {"start": 10278.96, "end": 10280.439999999999, "text": " Chat, can I respawn?"}, {"start": 10280.439999999999, "end": 10282.68, "text": " If I, like, can I respawn to the start?"}, {"start": 10282.68, "end": 10283.52, "text": " Yeah, right?"}, {"start": 10283.52, "end": 10284.6, "text": " Check the acceleration."}, {"start": 10288.800000000001, "end": 10291.12, "text": " What am I looking at?"}, {"start": 10293.24, "end": 10294.08, "text": " Help."}, {"start": 10295.12, "end": 10296.84, "text": " Fail, tack."}, {"start": 10296.84, "end": 10299.24, "text": " That's, I just bought it."}, {"start": 10302.44, "end": 10303.68, "text": " Official setups."}, {"start": 10308.08, "end": 10309.08, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 10310.48, "end": 10311.32, "text": " Here."}, {"start": 10312.2, "end": 10313.04, "text": " Fast."}, {"start": 10313.52, "end": 10315.52, "text": " So I'm gonna get hacked"}, {"start": 10318.960000000001, "end": 10320.960000000001, "text": " Nope"}, {"start": 10325.76, "end": 10327.44, "text": " I don't see it"}, {"start": 10327.44, "end": 10332.460000000001, "text": " No, ah here which one said which one combined endurance and combined"}, {"start": 10332.460000000001, "end": 10334.460000000001, "text": " On a schnitzel"}, {"start": 10339.900000000001, "end": 10345.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, this is not a game bro if you call this a game bro get out of my chat here we go, bro"}, {"start": 10345.740000000002, "end": 10347.740000000002, "text": " Here we fucking go, bro"}, {"start": 10349.500000000002, "end": 10354.220000000001, "text": " To failed ha ha ha. All right. Let me actually lock in bro"}, {"start": 10356.54, "end": 10360.86, "text": " I look you want to reset my wheel action. That's fine. It's not like a PC right there needs to reset"}, {"start": 10360.86, "end": 10368.58, "text": " Okay, let's see all the scout drives before I get my time."}, {"start": 10368.58, "end": 10379.34, "text": " Porsche 911, sorry, 911 GT3 RS."}, {"start": 10379.34, "end": 10381.34, "text": " Let's see it, baby."}, {"start": 10390.86, "end": 10396.140000000001, "text": " it's grippy baby what I thought"}, {"start": 10396.140000000001, "end": 10398.86, "text": " Machino in fuzz"}, {"start": 10404.18, "end": 10407.18, "text": " holy fuck"}, {"start": 10417.18, "end": 10420.18, "text": " holy shit"}, {"start": 10420.18, "end": 10421.880000000001, "text": " This shit is insane!"}, {"start": 10421.880000000001, "end": 10423.880000000001, "text": " Alright, alright, alright! Yo, I'm ready, Loki!"}, {"start": 10424.68, "end": 10425.68, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 10426.18, "end": 10430.18, "text": " My official time starts after this reset, alright, Chet?"}, {"start": 10431.98, "end": 10433.98, "text": " This shit is insane!"}, {"start": 10436.48, "end": 10438.48, "text": " It's so grippy, bro!"}, {"start": 10438.48, "end": 10441.98, "text": " Is the camera in a good place, Chet? Can you see everything? Like my wheel and stuff?"}, {"start": 10441.98, "end": 10445.48, "text": " You're right. This is not a game. This is Rocket League."}, {"start": 10445.98, "end": 10447.48, "text": " Alright. Chet."}, {"start": 10447.48, "end": 10450.48, "text": " What do you need to see that you don't see?"}, {"start": 10450.48, "end": 10452.48, "text": " Wait, you don't see the speed?"}, {"start": 10452.48, "end": 10454.48, "text": " No, you don't."}, {"start": 10455.48, "end": 10457.48, "text": " This is good, right?"}, {"start": 10459.48, "end": 10462.48, "text": " All right, stop eating. Hey!"}, {"start": 10462.48, "end": 10468.48, "text": " Okay, stop speeding tips. Stop speeding pits. What do you mean pits?"}, {"start": 10468.48, "end": 10472.48, "text": " Wait, if I speed out when the dude is, do I get a punishment?"}, {"start": 10472.48, "end": 10475.48, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 10475.48, "end": 10478.48, "text": " Change wheel. I could go the other wheel."}, {"start": 10479.48, "end": 10481.48, "text": " I could go the other wheel, Chad."}, {"start": 10482.48, "end": 10483.48, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 10484.48, "end": 10485.48, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 10491.48, "end": 10494.48, "text": " Bruder, you have to follow the speed limit on the pit lane."}, {"start": 10505.48, "end": 10517.38, "text": " I have to quickly test this out though, how I put this wheel is, let me see."}, {"start": 10517.38, "end": 10518.38, "text": " Shifting is weird."}, {"start": 10518.38, "end": 10519.38, "text": " What is this shit like here?"}, {"start": 10519.38, "end": 10522.34, "text": " So I have the shifters and then I have this shit."}, {"start": 10522.34, "end": 10523.34, "text": " This is annoying as hell."}, {"start": 10523.34, "end": 10525.34, "text": " I will misclick sometime, I swear."}, {"start": 10525.34, "end": 10527.539999999999, "text": " It's the clutch."}, {"start": 10527.539999999999, "end": 10528.539999999999, "text": " Can I double bind?"}, {"start": 10528.539999999999, "end": 10530.539999999999, "text": " Can I also bind this to down and up?"}, {"start": 10530.54, "end": 10537.26, "text": " because I'm almost like it as it's up and down I can't"}, {"start": 10560.54, "end": 10564.02, "text": " all right I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready"}, {"start": 10565.1, "end": 10569.220000000001, "text": " wait whoa whoa whoa I was shaking I was shaking I was shaking something I was"}, {"start": 10569.220000000001, "end": 10577.220000000001, "text": " shaking something on my wheel, shite, uh whoops whoopsie, uh shite, where is, we got"}, {"start": 10577.220000000001, "end": 10581.300000000001, "text": " damage on the front end, no shit, we got damage on the back end, hey shut your"}, {"start": 10581.300000000001, "end": 10589.140000000001, "text": " bitch ass up, where is the light that I need to shift up and down chat, doesn't that one?"}, {"start": 10590.54, "end": 10596.460000000001, "text": " It doesn't really happen."}, {"start": 10596.460000000001, "end": 10597.460000000001, "text": " That's tough."}, {"start": 10597.460000000001, "end": 10598.460000000001, "text": " You've got wheel damage."}, {"start": 10598.460000000001, "end": 10599.460000000001, "text": " I need to check on the car."}, {"start": 10599.460000000001, "end": 10601.740000000002, "text": " Mmm, okay, okay."}, {"start": 10601.740000000002, "end": 10602.740000000002, "text": " End the sound, right?"}, {"start": 10602.740000000002, "end": 10603.740000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 10603.740000000002, "end": 10604.740000000002, "text": " The sound is wrong."}, {"start": 10604.740000000002, "end": 10605.740000000002, "text": " The shift."}, {"start": 10605.740000000002, "end": 10606.740000000002, "text": " The shift."}, {"start": 10606.740000000002, "end": 10607.740000000002, "text": " The shift."}, {"start": 10607.740000000002, "end": 10608.740000000002, "text": " The shift."}, {"start": 10608.74, "end": 10626.18, "text": " You got will damage."}, {"start": 10626.18, "end": 10631.14, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 10631.14, "end": 10632.46, "text": " But it spins out very rarely."}, {"start": 10632.46, "end": 10634.26, "text": " I'm being like, actually, it's very rarely."}, {"start": 10634.26, "end": 10636.26, "text": " All right, here we go, Chad."}, {"start": 10636.26, "end": 10640.300000000001, "text": " uh... how do i reset like this"}, {"start": 10640.300000000001, "end": 10644.02, "text": " i want to stop official climber chat how do i re like uh... restart"}, {"start": 10644.02, "end": 10647.1, "text": " and then we stop"}, {"start": 10647.1, "end": 10651.04, "text": " put it to five forty"}, {"start": 10651.04, "end": 10656.02, "text": " you are going to break your wrist"}, {"start": 10656.02, "end": 10658.460000000001, "text": " i have it right now at nine hundred chat"}, {"start": 10658.460000000001, "end": 10662.5, "text": " do i need to set five forty"}, {"start": 10662.5, "end": 10667.62, "text": " Stay 900. Okay. Okay."}, {"start": 10671.46, "end": 10672.82, "text": " So how do I reset? How do I reset?"}, {"start": 10675.66, "end": 10677.06, "text": " Chat 1 says it sets auto."}, {"start": 10678.9, "end": 10680.9, "text": " All right. You will die."}, {"start": 10683.86, "end": 10685.5, "text": " Wait for safety at 540?"}, {"start": 10692.5, "end": 10703.5, "text": " What's wrong, Scott?"}, {"start": 10703.5, "end": 10710.5, "text": " Guys, can someone tell me what I need to put?"}, {"start": 10710.5, "end": 10716.5, "text": " 540,000, so you don't break your wrist."}, {"start": 10716.5, "end": 10742.5, "text": " are we being badass 900 I think it's fine guys it felt fine fucking yo Carlson I"}, {"start": 10742.5, "end": 10744.14, "text": " I appreciate the time, bro. Much love."}, {"start": 10744.14, "end": 10745.5, "text": " Like, here's what it is."}, {"start": 10745.5, "end": 10747.58, "text": " I'm just not gonna crash."}, {"start": 10747.58, "end": 10748.78, "text": " Pond set 900."}, {"start": 10751.22, "end": 10752.98, "text": " Like, look, it's one-to-one, Chad."}, {"start": 10758.26, "end": 10759.1, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10761.94, "end": 10763.98, "text": " How do I reset my time, Chad?"}, {"start": 10763.98, "end": 10764.82, "text": " Then we go."}, {"start": 10765.82, "end": 10766.74, "text": " Don't be scap-mocked."}, {"start": 10766.74, "end": 10767.58, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 10767.58, "end": 10778.78, "text": " Okay, it's no way to reset the time also people said it's the wrong track is that true"}, {"start": 10778.78, "end": 10796.74, "text": " Wrong track it's half the track what is going on bro alright so what do I select what do"}, {"start": 10796.74, "end": 10797.74, "text": " What do I select?"}, {"start": 10797.74, "end": 10801.26, "text": " Nuremburgschleife, test drive, right?"}, {"start": 10801.26, "end": 10807.699999999999, "text": " Chad, Max Verstappen got seven minutes and like 84."}, {"start": 10807.699999999999, "end": 10810.18, "text": " How can I get my time?"}, {"start": 10810.18, "end": 10823.1, "text": " Porsche is super hard."}, {"start": 10823.1, "end": 10832.1, "text": " Ponton's fine. Wrong track. Go combined and VLN layout. Combined? Do I need to buy another fucking track?"}, {"start": 10837.1, "end": 10844.1, "text": " Or if you have a reaction time of a normal human and not a 300p, I mean you can take your hands off when you crash."}, {"start": 10845.1, "end": 10846.1, "text": " It's free."}, {"start": 10847.1, "end": 10848.1, "text": " I'm buying a chap?"}, {"start": 10848.1, "end": 10861.34, "text": " Pay with Steam, complete transaction."}, {"start": 10861.34, "end": 10862.74, "text": " What why did you say 16 bucks again?"}, {"start": 10862.74, "end": 10864.94, "text": " I'm paying 16 bucks again, how?"}, {"start": 10864.94, "end": 10868.1, "text": " Well, I bought it."}, {"start": 10868.1, "end": 10872.66, "text": " Okay, I bought it."}, {"start": 10872.66, "end": 10874.66, "text": " Minus 16."}, {"start": 10874.66, "end": 10876.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10876.78, "end": 10878.54, "text": " Okay, and now?"}, {"start": 10880.220000000001, "end": 10882.42, "text": " Guys, test drive, can I not official drive?"}, {"start": 10883.66, "end": 10884.5, "text": " Is it the same?"}, {"start": 10892.140000000001, "end": 10893.26, "text": " Combined!"}, {"start": 10896.060000000001, "end": 10898.5, "text": " Just to let you know, a real NASCAR driver"}, {"start": 10898.5, "end": 10900.300000000001, "text": " just gifted you Sub-Slow."}, {"start": 10901.42, "end": 10902.26, "text": " Wallah?"}, {"start": 10903.140000000001, "end": 10905.300000000001, "text": " Your Carson, you drive NASCAR as well, bro?"}, {"start": 10905.300000000001, "end": 10915.02, "text": " 24 hour like this your house in the check for mr. Carson bro thank you my G"}, {"start": 10915.02, "end": 10920.26, "text": " 24 hour and mr. Jimmy thing for the 10 bucks pin candy thing for the 30 bro"}, {"start": 10920.26, "end": 10926.78, "text": " Jesus what fuck all right here we go here we go this is right right test"}, {"start": 10926.78, "end": 10936.16, "text": " drive suck yo y'all got me scared about using this real bra being that ass it's"}, {"start": 10936.16, "end": 10942.62, "text": " fine it's fun it's fun okay the samstrecke 24 std I'm a German driving"}, {"start": 10942.62, "end": 10946.380000000001, "text": " the normal thing I got this do I lock in with music or not Loki I need to hear"}, {"start": 10946.380000000001, "end": 10951.820000000002, "text": " my car I'm being that ass Loki I need to hear my car like I'm scared bro I"}, {"start": 10951.820000000002, "end": 10956.24, "text": " would put our music right now but I can't I need to hear the engine bro when"}, {"start": 10956.24, "end": 10959.32, "text": " went to downshift, went to up, how fast I am, all right."}, {"start": 10959.32, "end": 10961.44, "text": " I'm fully locked in, I will get a good time,"}, {"start": 10961.44, "end": 10962.16, "text": " bro, trust me, bro."}, {"start": 10962.16, "end": 10963.8, "text": " My goal is below 10 minutes, bro."}, {"start": 10963.8, "end": 10967.119999999999, "text": " My goal is below 10."}, {"start": 10967.119999999999, "end": 10968.24, "text": " Quick question."}, {"start": 10968.24, "end": 10972.08, "text": " Max Verstappen had 7.48."}, {"start": 10972.08, "end": 10973.52, "text": " I have the GT3 RS."}, {"start": 10973.52, "end": 10976.08, "text": " Is that a better card than the one that he used on old Chad?"}, {"start": 10984.0, "end": 10985.6, "text": " A little bit worse?"}, {"start": 10985.6, "end": 10991.08, "text": " almost the same okay so it's fair all right chat if I press test my official"}, {"start": 10991.08, "end": 10996.04, "text": " timer starts right let me know"}, {"start": 11000.0, "end": 11006.04, "text": " no so what do I do it's the next lap I need to go one time"}, {"start": 11012.0, "end": 11014.52, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 11015.6, "end": 11020.800000000001, "text": " Okay, so let me cross the fence line. Can I reverse it? Wait. I just got something off. Check this out."}, {"start": 11024.4, "end": 11026.4, "text": " The best thing about this huh?"}, {"start": 11045.6, "end": 11054.2, "text": " Finish line in front right?"}, {"start": 11054.2, "end": 11057.2, "text": " If this works I'm the GoPro."}, {"start": 11057.2, "end": 11060.2, "text": " Nevermind."}, {"start": 11060.2, "end": 11066.720000000001, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 11066.720000000001, "end": 11068.28, "text": " Light we're on ice."}, {"start": 11068.28, "end": 11073.32, "text": " First time we checked out the track, there was literally one max for shot and drove."}, {"start": 11073.32, "end": 11075.32, "text": " LOL, I remember this phone I had to sell at the video."}, {"start": 11077.32, "end": 11079.32, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 11079.32, "end": 11081.32, "text": " Who made the snap, bro?"}, {"start": 11093.32, "end": 11096.32, "text": " Okay, I need to really, really steer there."}, {"start": 11103.32, "end": 11110.279999999999, "text": " Yeah, our timer starts once we go from the finish line once."}, {"start": 11110.279999999999, "end": 11116.279999999999, "text": " Okay, I need to steer a lot."}, {"start": 11116.279999999999, "end": 11123.279999999999, "text": " That's fine, I know that now."}, {"start": 11133.32, "end": 11135.32, "text": " Is that the from the side?"}, {"start": 11135.32, "end": 11137.32, "text": " It can't be."}, {"start": 11141.32, "end": 11143.32, "text": " No power at all!"}, {"start": 11157.32, "end": 11159.32, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 11159.32, "end": 11161.32, "text": " I'm scared of a risk breaker."}, {"start": 11161.32, "end": 11163.32, "text": " And break!"}, {"start": 11177.32, "end": 11179.32, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 11181.32, "end": 11184.32, "text": " Okay, note it, note it, note it, note..."}, {"start": 11188.32, "end": 11190.32, "text": " We got damage on the front end."}, {"start": 11190.32, "end": 11195.56, "text": " Nine wait what if that happens during my race we've got damage on the back end"}, {"start": 11200.4, "end": 11203.6, "text": " Wait two marks at seven minutes without crashing"}, {"start": 11211.32, "end": 11213.88, "text": " Oh my god my cars like wobbling on the bike"}, {"start": 11217.76, "end": 11219.76, "text": " It's fine we're learning the track"}, {"start": 11220.32, "end": 11222.32, "text": " This car is insane, Robin."}, {"start": 11223.32, "end": 11225.32, "text": " A little off-roading here, I think."}, {"start": 11227.32, "end": 11228.32, "text": " I'm too fast."}, {"start": 11228.32, "end": 11230.32, "text": " Off-roading is also there."}, {"start": 11238.32, "end": 11240.32, "text": " There's a lot of models."}, {"start": 11240.32, "end": 11242.32, "text": " This is the full speed to the back."}, {"start": 11246.32, "end": 11247.32, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 11280.32, "end": 11284.32, "text": " I have to stop breaking that even though the game doesn't tell me to."}, {"start": 11284.32, "end": 11286.32, "text": " I'm gonna give it a break on record!"}, {"start": 11306.32, "end": 11309.32, "text": " By the way, at all times I have no idea how fast I'm going."}, {"start": 11310.32, "end": 11317.32, "text": " Like I'm all eyes on the road now!"}, {"start": 11326.32, "end": 11328.32, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 11328.32, "end": 11330.32, "text": " I'm going 150 right now!"}, {"start": 11330.32, "end": 11333.32, "text": " It doesn't feel like it, guys. It feels like I'm going 30."}, {"start": 11335.32, "end": 11337.32, "text": " That's insane!"}, {"start": 11340.32, "end": 11343.84, "text": " You're up in your castle shit bruh."}, {"start": 11343.84, "end": 11344.84, "text": " I'm joking."}, {"start": 11344.84, "end": 11345.84, "text": " Haha!"}, {"start": 11345.84, "end": 11346.84, "text": " Jett!"}, {"start": 11346.84, "end": 11348.84, "text": " Wops in the Jett owns this bruh."}, {"start": 11348.84, "end": 11352.039999999999, "text": " I actually shiced their own dick."}, {"start": 11352.039999999999, "end": 11354.24, "text": " He broke it."}, {"start": 11354.24, "end": 11358.119999999999, "text": " But most importantly is that he's still fine bruh."}, {"start": 11358.119999999999, "end": 11361.039999999999, "text": " Guys drive safe bruh."}, {"start": 11361.039999999999, "end": 11366.199999999999, "text": " Like he told it but he's full fine bruh and it's a miracle."}, {"start": 11366.199999999999, "end": 11367.199999999999, "text": " Miracle."}, {"start": 11367.199999999999, "end": 11368.199999999999, "text": " Well bless you rubs."}, {"start": 11368.199999999999, "end": 11369.199999999999, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 11369.2, "end": 11371.2, "text": " Oh my fucking god!"}, {"start": 11371.2, "end": 11374.2, "text": " Alright, remember, Chad, this is just the test drive."}, {"start": 11374.2, "end": 11375.2, "text": " Oh, real damn."}, {"start": 11375.2, "end": 11376.2, "text": " Yeah, it's about..."}, {"start": 11376.2, "end": 11378.2, "text": " Wow, this is Germany?"}, {"start": 11378.2, "end": 11379.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11381.2, "end": 11382.2, "text": " It's beautiful."}, {"start": 11386.2, "end": 11388.2, "text": " I'm going a hundred right now!"}, {"start": 11388.2, "end": 11390.2, "text": " Bro, it doesn't feel like it, bro."}, {"start": 11399.2, "end": 11401.2, "text": " No braking!"}, {"start": 11401.2, "end": 11403.2, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 11407.2, "end": 11409.2, "text": " Thousands!"}, {"start": 11429.2, "end": 11439.2, "text": " 2-4 is max speed, what the shit!"}, {"start": 11439.2, "end": 11454.2, "text": " Yo, this map is nice!"}, {"start": 11454.2, "end": 11467.12, "text": " Fuckin' sparkings! What do you mean, Max Gray?"}, {"start": 11467.12, "end": 11469.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11481.6, "end": 11483.6, "text": " Wanted"}, {"start": 11497.12, "end": 11499.12, "text": " Oh my gosh, no driving moment here!"}, {"start": 11502.12, "end": 11503.12, "text": " That's all."}, {"start": 11505.62, "end": 11506.62, "text": " Oh my..."}, {"start": 11518.62, "end": 11519.62, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 11520.12, "end": 11521.62, "text": " We got damage on the front end."}, {"start": 11527.12, "end": 11530.12, "text": " I can't even go back or forward!"}, {"start": 11531.12, "end": 11532.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11541.12, "end": 11543.12, "text": " Like my hand is moving!"}, {"start": 11545.12, "end": 11546.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11546.12, "end": 11548.12, "text": " Yo bro, I'm confused as shit."}, {"start": 11552.12, "end": 11555.12, "text": " Oh, this car is SHARPED!"}, {"start": 11555.12, "end": 11560.12, "text": " a bit of a tires pop, I'm not even joking"}, {"start": 11560.12, "end": 11565.12, "text": " he's like a gta with a 3 of the tires pop"}, {"start": 11569.12, "end": 11570.12, "text": " chat"}, {"start": 11571.12, "end": 11573.12, "text": " before my official time, like"}, {"start": 11574.12, "end": 11576.12, "text": " how do I fix my cart before the timer stops?"}, {"start": 11576.12, "end": 11578.12, "text": " like I need to finish a lap, right?"}, {"start": 11578.12, "end": 11580.12, "text": " how do I fix my cart before the next lap?"}, {"start": 11582.12, "end": 11584.12, "text": " turn off damage? how do I turn off damage guys?"}, {"start": 11585.12, "end": 11590.18, "text": " Okay, I want that just reset. What do you mean? I need to do a full lap now"}, {"start": 11592.880000000001, "end": 11595.160000000002, "text": " Or can I reset once I did a full lap charge"}, {"start": 11615.12, "end": 11617.12, "text": " AHHHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 11621.12, "end": 11623.12, "text": " Alright, I have a few questions."}, {"start": 11623.12, "end": 11625.12, "text": " How do I turn off damage?"}, {"start": 11627.12, "end": 11628.12, "text": " Now."}, {"start": 11628.12, "end": 11629.12, "text": " And then!"}, {"start": 11630.12, "end": 11631.12, "text": " N-N-N-N-N-"}, {"start": 11631.12, "end": 11632.12, "text": " And THEN!"}, {"start": 11632.12, "end": 11634.12, "text": " How do I respawn and get by time?"}, {"start": 11634.12, "end": 11636.12, "text": " You can use PowerSelf for a quick start with damage off."}, {"start": 11636.12, "end": 11639.12, "text": " If you would like help just let us know."}, {"start": 11639.12, "end": 11641.12, "text": " We get you your worst up in time, Lezy."}, {"start": 11641.12, "end": 11643.12, "text": " You're the gop, bro. You're the gop."}, {"start": 11643.12, "end": 11644.12, "text": " Why is everyone so nice?"}, {"start": 11644.12, "end": 11650.820000000002, "text": " even though I'm the biggest like like most annoying guy in the chat how do I you"}, {"start": 11650.820000000002, "end": 11656.18, "text": " can respawn yourself for a quick start with damage off how do I respawn"}, {"start": 11656.18, "end": 11661.34, "text": " myself press reset"}, {"start": 11661.34, "end": 11663.34, "text": " It's my car, Mew!"}, {"start": 11673.34, "end": 11675.34, "text": " No, it's not! No, it's not!"}, {"start": 11675.34, "end": 11676.34, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 11684.34, "end": 11685.34, "text": " Not anymore."}, {"start": 11687.34, "end": 11689.34, "text": " Why did it spin out if it's new?"}, {"start": 11691.34, "end": 11693.34, "text": " Cold Tigers"}, {"start": 11700.62, "end": 11705.82, "text": " So I can use that right before I hit the finish line right and then my timer starts"}, {"start": 11707.1, "end": 11709.9, "text": " Just spam the check once I'm close to the finish line"}, {"start": 11711.58, "end": 11713.58, "text": " And then I'm gonna reset once"}, {"start": 11713.58, "end": 11720.58, "text": " Is there way to turn off damage, Graf?"}, {"start": 11720.58, "end": 11725.58, "text": " How do I turn off damage, please?"}, {"start": 11725.58, "end": 11729.58, "text": " How do I turn off damage, guys, please?"}, {"start": 11729.58, "end": 11735.58, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 11735.58, "end": 11739.58, "text": " You can't, don't."}, {"start": 11739.58, "end": 11741.58, "text": " I'm locking."}, {"start": 11741.58, "end": 11744.08, "text": " Come on, Mark. Because I'm driving stupid, Mark."}, {"start": 11744.08, "end": 11746.58, "text": " Okay, normal crashing, starting now."}, {"start": 11751.58, "end": 11754.58, "text": " Just spam the chat once I'm close to the finish line."}, {"start": 11754.58, "end": 11756.58, "text": " So I'm gonna reset the car once."}, {"start": 11760.58, "end": 11762.58, "text": " What was that, ZB?"}, {"start": 11771.58, "end": 11791.58, "text": " I can't downshift, there we go."}, {"start": 11791.58, "end": 11805.58, "text": " It's not that far left of the field."}, {"start": 11805.58, "end": 11807.58, "text": " You were..."}, {"start": 11809.58, "end": 11811.58, "text": " Is that it, Bringslide?"}, {"start": 11813.58, "end": 11815.58, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 11815.58, "end": 11822.58, "text": " How is it only going to 260?"}, {"start": 11822.58, "end": 11828.1, "text": " Reset?"}, {"start": 11828.1, "end": 11831.98, "text": " So after this long forward, so I'm going to reverse, I'm going to reset, I'm going to"}, {"start": 11831.98, "end": 11834.1, "text": " sprint, sprint, sprint, right?"}, {"start": 11834.1, "end": 11838.82, "text": " But check, why is it only going 250 or whatever?"}, {"start": 11838.82, "end": 11845.82, "text": " Can someone explain that to me?"}, {"start": 11856.38, "end": 11861.1, "text": " Alright, that's enough for my speed."}, {"start": 11861.1, "end": 11865.699999999999, "text": " Am I calming out that slow as shit?"}, {"start": 11865.7, "end": 11868.1, "text": " The B-50 P-Lion Forza goes more than that, no?"}, {"start": 11868.900000000001, "end": 11871.1, "text": " Alright, here we go, here comes the reset. Here we go."}, {"start": 11877.6, "end": 11878.800000000001, "text": " Correct me if I'm wrong."}, {"start": 11879.6, "end": 11882.6, "text": " We're about to hit the finish line, then the timer will start."}, {"start": 11883.400000000001, "end": 11884.6, "text": " I have a question."}, {"start": 11884.900000000001, "end": 11886.6, "text": " Before this official timer starts..."}, {"start": 11887.5, "end": 11890.5, "text": " Reset multiple times already, payout, Arnish, Nitzel."}, {"start": 11891.400000000001, "end": 11892.400000000001, "text": " Well, it was Tesserif."}, {"start": 11893.2, "end": 11894.900000000001, "text": " Wrong? What do you mean? No."}, {"start": 11895.7, "end": 11900.7, "text": " I think that's how it works. I hope that's how it works."}, {"start": 11900.7, "end": 11905.7, "text": " Alright, here we go. Let me lock in. No more crashing. Everybody lock in."}, {"start": 11908.7, "end": 11913.7, "text": " Pedal, perfect like this. Do I sit back more? People always send me to sit back more, like this."}, {"start": 11916.7, "end": 11920.7, "text": " Shut the fuck up, you fucking bitch. Shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 11920.7, "end": 11924.68, "text": " I mean naked so my chair doesn't go back in the city"}, {"start": 11930.76, "end": 11932.76, "text": " Now it feels like a racing car chair, I'm not even sure"}, {"start": 11937.04, "end": 11940.880000000001, "text": " Wait Rob says the finish line is on the straight line. It's further bro guys guys"}, {"start": 11980.7, "end": 11999.7, "text": " Don't drive me like a pussyman. You're under GT3RS. Here we go, baby! Official timer!"}, {"start": 11999.7, "end": 12006.7, "text": " Start the baby! Am I allowed to go into the speed like this? Here we go!"}, {"start": 12006.7, "end": 12010.7, "text": " Looks like P-Opnik in front of him. Okay, I'm not going to speak."}, {"start": 12096.7, "end": 12097.7, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12097.7, "end": 12103.7, "text": " Tell me you're finding the police!"}, {"start": 12103.7, "end": 12110.7, "text": " I'm not looking for you!"}, {"start": 12110.7, "end": 12116.7, "text": " I'm looking for you!"}, {"start": 12116.7, "end": 12123.7, "text": " I'm looking for you!"}, {"start": 12123.7, "end": 12126.7, "text": " Tell me you'll find any police! We're good!"}, {"start": 12126.7, "end": 12127.7, "text": " Go will them."}, {"start": 12127.7, "end": 12128.7, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 12136.7, "end": 12138.7, "text": " That's the time, that's the counter now!"}, {"start": 12147.7, "end": 12148.7, "text": " Fuck him."}, {"start": 12183.7, "end": 12190.7, "text": " That's enough."}, {"start": 12243.7, "end": 12250.7, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 12303.7, "end": 12305.7, "text": " time"}, {"start": 12305.7, "end": 12307.7, "text": " I'm sweating!"}, {"start": 12335.7, "end": 12340.7, "text": " Please, please, please, please, yes!"}, {"start": 12345.7, "end": 12347.7, "text": " My gun! Please be fine!"}, {"start": 12350.7, "end": 12352.7, "text": " Hold second gear and reverse, how did I do it?"}, {"start": 12353.7, "end": 12355.7, "text": " Lock in, man, lock in, stop."}, {"start": 12356.7, "end": 12358.7, "text": " We got damage on the front end."}, {"start": 12362.7, "end": 12364.7, "text": " No, we got damage on the back end."}, {"start": 12365.7, "end": 12378.720000000001, "text": " The"}, {"start": 12378.720000000001, "end": 12379.720000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12379.720000000001, "end": 12380.720000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12380.720000000001, "end": 12381.720000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12381.720000000001, "end": 12382.720000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12382.720000000001, "end": 12383.720000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12383.720000000001, "end": 12390.720000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12390.720000000001, "end": 12397.720000000001, "text": " There's no more funnels, right?"}, {"start": 12420.720000000001, "end": 12430.720000000001, "text": " Oh no, no, no, no, no, I forgot about this!"}, {"start": 12430.720000000001, "end": 12435.720000000001, "text": " Oh, please be fine!"}, {"start": 12435.720000000001, "end": 12446.720000000001, "text": " Oh, it's driving me out of the car behind me."}, {"start": 12446.720000000001, "end": 12447.220000000001, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 12458.220000000001, "end": 12458.720000000001, "text": " Nein!"}, {"start": 12459.220000000001, "end": 12459.720000000001, "text": " Nein!"}, {"start": 12463.220000000001, "end": 12464.220000000001, "text": " Christophine, Christophine."}, {"start": 12464.220000000001, "end": 12465.220000000001, "text": " Got wheel damage."}, {"start": 12465.220000000001, "end": 12466.220000000001, "text": " Christophine, Christophine."}, {"start": 12470.220000000001, "end": 12472.220000000001, "text": " We got damage on the front end."}, {"start": 12472.220000000001, "end": 12473.720000000001, "text": " Shut the bitch's ass up!"}, {"start": 12473.720000000001, "end": 12478.720000000001, "text": " Where's this Captain Obvious, our coach, bro?"}, {"start": 12482.720000000001, "end": 12484.720000000001, "text": " My reel is fucked!"}, {"start": 12485.720000000001, "end": 12487.720000000001, "text": " I gotta be close, though."}, {"start": 12489.720000000001, "end": 12491.720000000001, "text": " Oh, my reel is fucked!"}, {"start": 12503.720000000001, "end": 12508.2, "text": " Blocked any one."}, {"start": 12509.480000000001, "end": 12514.2, "text": " Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah."}, {"start": 12544.2, "end": 12547.2, "text": " Oh my wheel is so good! Nine, nine!"}, {"start": 12548.2, "end": 12549.2, "text": " To the jungle."}, {"start": 12550.2, "end": 12552.2, "text": " Tell me you're fine, tell me you're fine."}, {"start": 12552.2, "end": 12554.2, "text": " Tell me you're fine, please."}, {"start": 12561.2, "end": 12562.2, "text": " This is followed."}, {"start": 12570.2, "end": 12572.2, "text": " Gotta chill on the gas, I go almost there, bro."}, {"start": 12572.2, "end": 12574.2, "text": " Oh, just don't talk to it before the finish line."}, {"start": 12593.0, "end": 12595.0, "text": " Oh, ahhh, ship shift!"}, {"start": 12632.2, "end": 12633.0, "text": " F**k!"}, {"start": 12636.7, "end": 12637.7, "text": " I'm not full!"}, {"start": 12660.1, "end": 12661.6, "text": " Rasmus, listen!"}, {"start": 12662.2, "end": 12669.2, "text": " Whoa, whoa, this tire, it goes left and right, I mean, badass!"}, {"start": 12669.2, "end": 12678.2, "text": " Oh, I can't feel it, I can't!"}, {"start": 12678.2, "end": 12680.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12689.02, "end": 12691.02, "text": " This wheel"}, {"start": 12705.42, "end": 12707.42, "text": " Shut up"}, {"start": 12708.2, "end": 12717.2, "text": " That fuck is the goal! It's after this corner, right?"}, {"start": 12717.2, "end": 12718.2, "text": " Don't tilt it and we're good."}, {"start": 12718.2, "end": 12734.2, "text": " How, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how,"}, {"start": 12734.2, "end": 12740.240000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 12740.240000000002, "end": 12743.380000000001, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 12743.380000000001, "end": 12747.560000000001, "text": " I'll see you later."}, {"start": 12747.560000000001, "end": 12761.900000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna leave the car on that and \uc54a\uc740 my horse."}, {"start": 12761.9, "end": 12768.9, "text": " Is that time?"}, {"start": 12768.9, "end": 12771.9, "text": " Time!"}, {"start": 12771.9, "end": 12776.9, "text": " More power!"}, {"start": 12776.9, "end": 12781.9, "text": " More power!"}, {"start": 12781.9, "end": 12783.9, "text": " 12.49!"}, {"start": 12783.9, "end": 12786.9, "text": " Beat that!"}, {"start": 12786.9, "end": 12797.22, "text": " 12 49 beat that oh my god I'm sweating bullets I'm sweating bullets I'm being"}, {"start": 12797.22, "end": 12807.98, "text": " badass oh my gosh oh my gosh bro this is not an easy track guys this is not an"}, {"start": 12807.98, "end": 12817.76, "text": " easy track sub-13 bro oh my oh turn off damage I'm sweating guys I'm sweating"}, {"start": 12817.76, "end": 12822.82, "text": " yo when the car is cooked it literally goes like this on its own bra being"}, {"start": 12822.82, "end": 12827.1, "text": " badass it's it's you can't control it Robin understand you know bro don't"}, {"start": 12827.1, "end": 12832.02, "text": " fucking do that shit in real life are you stupid bro just get I racing bro"}, {"start": 12832.02, "end": 12839.34, "text": " she alone are you doing by the way you're slower than that shall look who that"}, {"start": 12839.34, "end": 12844.26, "text": " she a Logan on 24 hours what is that she a Logan is that a car"}, {"start": 12844.26, "end": 12854.7, "text": " I'll take it I'll take it"}, {"start": 12854.7, "end": 12861.26, "text": " No bad at all no bad at all I'll take it"}, {"start": 12861.26, "end": 12864.62, "text": " But you're slower wait how much slower"}, {"start": 12864.62, "end": 12868.66, "text": " Turn off the racing it doesn't help or it does"}, {"start": 12868.66, "end": 12870.42, "text": " Because I don't know when the corner climbs you know"}, {"start": 12870.42, "end": 12876.58, "text": " bro this shit is too much fun chat this shit is too much fun I'm not I'm not"}, {"start": 12876.58, "end": 12889.82, "text": " gonna lie bro holy fuck I hope they believe us yeah yeah oh my wait so how"}, {"start": 12889.82, "end": 12899.94, "text": " much percentage didn't even fit yo yo hey chat chat let's go I do a 30 bro"}, {"start": 12899.94, "end": 12905.9, "text": " that's incredible if you do 830 bro you're probably f4 at that point no you'll"}, {"start": 12905.9, "end": 12909.9, "text": " chat I didn't mind that at all host the server how to host the server for this"}, {"start": 12909.9, "end": 12915.18, "text": " track chat do I hope forza now oh my god I look you want to do one more race the"}, {"start": 12915.18, "end": 12919.380000000001, "text": " race with voice shit it's too much fun guys I'm not gonna lie I just want to do"}, {"start": 12919.380000000001, "end": 12927.54, "text": " that shit off stream row like sheesh chat another race or forza like not Zolo"}, {"start": 12927.54, "end": 12932.7, "text": " But with people again, you know, I want to I want to get some good placements, bro"}, {"start": 12933.460000000001, "end": 12935.460000000001, "text": " For the one more race shut"}, {"start": 12935.86, "end": 12937.7, "text": " You decide I"}, {"start": 12937.7, "end": 12942.86, "text": " Create an online practice session for you damages turn off has ideal track conditions"}, {"start": 12943.86, "end": 12947.02, "text": " Really must we such owner and hosted and you can join?"}, {"start": 12947.740000000002, "end": 12949.740000000002, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 12950.62, "end": 12952.62, "text": " Let me just check what he did shut"}, {"start": 12954.460000000001, "end": 12956.54, "text": " Hosted aware I don't leak my IP, bro"}, {"start": 12957.54, "end": 12959.54, "text": " I'm scared"}, {"start": 12960.660000000002, "end": 12963.42, "text": " Browse sessions owner I"}, {"start": 12964.460000000001, "end": 12968.060000000001, "text": " See it lol wait. There's two sessions. Ha ha ha lul"}, {"start": 12970.26, "end": 12972.42, "text": " N\u00fcrnborg ring Virginia"}, {"start": 12976.02, "end": 12978.02, "text": " Leaked"}, {"start": 12978.220000000001, "end": 12980.5, "text": " That's funny as we all are the goats, bro"}, {"start": 12981.1, "end": 12986.62, "text": " Let me see chat you decide you decide you said you decide one more I race and race. I'm looking down chat"}, {"start": 12986.62, "end": 12992.1, "text": " again actually said we get a mill if we get if we get first place do I just tell"}, {"start": 12992.1, "end": 12999.42, "text": " the guys to troll for me your guys guys now I'm joking I'm joking what stops us"}, {"start": 12999.42, "end": 13005.26, "text": " from driving perfect bro what it rocks side your rocks you have this car IRL"}, {"start": 13005.26, "end": 13015.1, "text": " why does it only go 240 or did you tune yours automatic gearbox fast my"}, {"start": 13015.1, "end": 13017.24, "text": " The shifting is clean, no? Second gear for these slow co-"}, {"start": 13017.24, "end": 13023.74, "text": " Shep, why is it so slow?"}, {"start": 13023.74, "end": 13029.94, "text": " Not the same car, it's a different car."}, {"start": 13029.94, "end": 13035.460000000001, "text": " Ah, so this one is grippier, right? And it sacrifices speed, I assume."}, {"start": 13035.460000000001, "end": 13042.82, "text": " Ah, 260 is normal, for that slow is, I mean, is that?"}, {"start": 13042.82, "end": 13044.199999999999, "text": " It didn't feel fast in game, guys."}, {"start": 13044.199999999999, "end": 13045.44, "text": " It didn't feel fast in game."}, {"start": 13045.44, "end": 13047.4, "text": " When you own a car like this and you go 260,"}, {"start": 13047.4, "end": 13049.24, "text": " doesn't feel fast on old chat."}, {"start": 13049.24, "end": 13050.64, "text": " I look, you don't want to own a car like that"}, {"start": 13050.64, "end": 13053.74, "text": " because I would, you know, I would just, oh man, oh man."}, {"start": 13058.38, "end": 13062.199999999999, "text": " Like it feels fast, but I didn't feel that fast."}, {"start": 13063.92, "end": 13064.76, "text": " Maybe it's my settings."}, {"start": 13064.76, "end": 13066.24, "text": " Use FOV."}, {"start": 13066.24, "end": 13068.039999999999, "text": " All right, I'll do one more race."}, {"start": 13068.039999999999, "end": 13069.64, "text": " Let me see, official."}, {"start": 13069.64, "end": 13077.519999999999, "text": " which one shot this one I've done before this one this one this is the"}, {"start": 13077.519999999999, "end": 13084.76, "text": " classic right this is the beginner one I think this is the good one a classic"}, {"start": 13084.76, "end": 13093.32, "text": " nx5 bro all right do I host for myself chatting all right"}, {"start": 13093.32, "end": 13101.119999999999, "text": " I want to get official bow bow bow bow let me guess when I want to host the game"}, {"start": 13101.119999999999, "end": 13108.279999999999, "text": " I have to fucking buy a server you've been assigned easy why do I have two"}, {"start": 13108.279999999999, "end": 13115.4, "text": " dollars in credits what is this wait if you drive well do you got credits"}, {"start": 13115.4, "end": 13121.4, "text": " No, then why do I have two bucks?"}, {"start": 13121.4, "end": 13126.4, "text": " How do you get credits?"}, {"start": 13126.4, "end": 13128.4, "text": " How do I have credits, chat?"}, {"start": 13128.4, "end": 13130.4, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 13130.4, "end": 13132.4, "text": " Host the session, it's 50 cents."}, {"start": 13132.4, "end": 13134.4, "text": " Bro, I love this game, bro."}, {"start": 13134.4, "end": 13136.4, "text": " I actually love this game, chat."}, {"start": 13136.4, "end": 13138.4, "text": " Sorry, I love this."}, {"start": 13138.4, "end": 13139.4, "text": " What is it again?"}, {"start": 13139.4, "end": 13141.4, "text": " Here we go, here we go."}, {"start": 13141.4, "end": 13143.4, "text": " Bro, for me it's a game, bro."}, {"start": 13143.4, "end": 13148.0, "text": " It's one of the best games like actually bro. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I"}, {"start": 13149.039999999999, "end": 13151.039999999999, "text": " Don't like this wheel though"}, {"start": 13154.68, "end": 13156.68, "text": " See in a church"}, {"start": 13159.279999999999, "end": 13161.279999999999, "text": " How"}, {"start": 13163.08, "end": 13167.84, "text": " Check this wheel of aloan. Oh god. Oh god, it's real people"}, {"start": 13173.4, "end": 13175.4, "text": " ha ha ha"}, {"start": 13175.4, "end": 13177.4, "text": " ok i need to look"}, {"start": 13177.4, "end": 13179.4, "text": " well well well"}, {"start": 13179.4, "end": 13181.4, "text": " you got wheel damage"}, {"start": 13181.4, "end": 13183.4, "text": " yo guys what's your best moonwalking time"}, {"start": 13183.4, "end": 13185.4, "text": " can i ask"}, {"start": 13185.4, "end": 13187.4, "text": " it's got damage on the left"}, {"start": 13187.4, "end": 13189.4, "text": " 6 minutes bro"}, {"start": 13189.4, "end": 13191.4, "text": " on your mum's life"}, {"start": 13191.4, "end": 13193.4, "text": " done"}, {"start": 13195.4, "end": 13197.4, "text": " i only take the least of you"}, {"start": 13197.4, "end": 13199.4, "text": " $2 bro"}, {"start": 13199.4, "end": 13201.4, "text": " you got the good work"}, {"start": 13201.4, "end": 13203.4, "text": " I appreciate you man"}, {"start": 13204.24, "end": 13207.64, "text": " Well, if you're broke like if you're in mind you just need your power right?"}, {"start": 13209.44, "end": 13212.039999999999, "text": " You don't need to turn my game sound on it's hard to hear you wait"}, {"start": 13214.08, "end": 13216.08, "text": " Yo yo twinkle toes"}, {"start": 13219.039999999999, "end": 13221.039999999999, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 13221.68, "end": 13227.24, "text": " To why is everyone so cute bro, how do I turn the voice back to turn down the engine volume?"}, {"start": 13228.48, "end": 13230.48, "text": " It's mostly engine"}, {"start": 13231.4, "end": 13235.4, "text": " Yo, on that, on that, let me help you improve."}, {"start": 13238.4, "end": 13239.4, "text": " Tony, the other wheel."}, {"start": 13239.4, "end": 13244.4, "text": " Tony, honestly, your style, your like, race and nervous ring on Porsche, that was, that was perfect."}, {"start": 13244.4, "end": 13247.4, "text": " Like, you've done so well, so well."}, {"start": 13248.4, "end": 13250.4, "text": " Oh, did I break it?"}, {"start": 13250.4, "end": 13252.4, "text": " Actually, bro."}, {"start": 13252.4, "end": 13254.4, "text": " This was a good time, bro."}, {"start": 13254.4, "end": 13259.4, "text": " Yo, yo, why are you all so cute? Is everyone, is there ever people who are like, racist on like,"}, {"start": 13259.4, "end": 13262.74, "text": " By racing or is everyone just cute and like nice?"}, {"start": 13262.74, "end": 13268.18, "text": " We just want to thank you, because you are bringing more people to act."}, {"start": 13268.18, "end": 13270.68, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 13270.68, "end": 13272.6, "text": " That's the bad community."}, {"start": 13272.6, "end": 13273.88, "text": " Yeah, we love you."}, {"start": 13273.88, "end": 13274.96, "text": " It seems like it."}, {"start": 13274.96, "end": 13276.279999999999, "text": " Chad, I have to restart my reel."}, {"start": 13276.279999999999, "end": 13276.76, "text": " It doesn't matter."}, {"start": 13276.76, "end": 13278.359999999999, "text": " That's a real Mark Dimmer, man."}, {"start": 13278.359999999999, "end": 13281.16, "text": " Ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 13281.16, "end": 13285.16, "text": " Only can you do casting?"}, {"start": 13285.16, "end": 13286.4, "text": " Shazam?"}, {"start": 13286.4, "end": 13290.16, "text": " All that, if you want, I can help you improve."}, {"start": 13290.16, "end": 13293.64, "text": " I am top 1% and I'm back for one of the most top teams."}, {"start": 13293.64, "end": 13300.64, "text": " So if you want my help, we can go on this one or whatever."}, {"start": 13300.64, "end": 13302.52, "text": " Low key, eh?"}, {"start": 13302.52, "end": 13304.24, "text": " I'll take you all on an offer like soon,"}, {"start": 13304.24, "end": 13306.24, "text": " like with the coaching."}, {"start": 13306.24, "end": 13308.359999999999, "text": " Next cup, like in the near future, I'll"}, {"start": 13308.359999999999, "end": 13309.8, "text": " hop into some coaching, bro."}, {"start": 13309.8, "end": 13310.72, "text": " I'll hop into some coaching."}, {"start": 13310.72, "end": 13312.56, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13312.56, "end": 13313.56, "text": " Who do you drive for, my friend?"}, {"start": 13313.56, "end": 13315.84, "text": " Who do you drive for?"}, {"start": 13315.84, "end": 13317.84, "text": " I see a coach, let me out, let me out"}, {"start": 13317.84, "end": 13320.84, "text": " You're the first racing team, you can start to go Google"}, {"start": 13321.84, "end": 13323.84, "text": " Say that one more time"}, {"start": 13325.84, "end": 13328.84, "text": " I saw one racing team"}, {"start": 13330.84, "end": 13332.84, "text": " You are slow and fast though"}, {"start": 13333.84, "end": 13337.84, "text": " I said if you want some coaching, go ahead, let me out later"}, {"start": 13340.84, "end": 13342.84, "text": " Brawl, what is going on right now?"}, {"start": 13342.84, "end": 13345.36, "text": " I make five already open coaching brown. I go to like"}, {"start": 13346.880000000001, "end": 13352.6, "text": " Shit, what is happening bro? When I open up CS chat. I don't do about button master sound. I'm so stupid"}, {"start": 13352.92, "end": 13355.6, "text": " All right, couple things and others lost spam"}, {"start": 13355.6, "end": 13362.04, "text": " But when you're in the pits you got to look for the red speed limit and then also you got to drive up to the guy"}, {"start": 13362.04, "end": 13367.28, "text": " That has the lollipop if you stop before him. He won't fix it until it tells you"}, {"start": 13372.84, "end": 13384.84, "text": " Oh no, you've got to bind your speed limiter, so there's a speed limiter in the sections that you bind it and if your car can't go faster than the speed limit in the pits, you know?"}, {"start": 13384.84, "end": 13386.84, "text": " So, BAM that button, it's very important."}, {"start": 13386.84, "end": 13387.84, "text": " Yeah, that's clever."}, {"start": 13387.84, "end": 13394.84, "text": " Guys, how the hell did you drive while talking? Like when I talk and drive, I crash? Do you guys can move to task or what?"}, {"start": 13397.84, "end": 13398.84, "text": " I need to focus on..."}, {"start": 13398.84, "end": 13400.84, "text": " Can you shout out P1 mode?"}, {"start": 13400.84, "end": 13401.84, "text": " P-1 box."}, {"start": 13401.84, "end": 13403.84, "text": " Shout out to T-1 box."}, {"start": 13406.84, "end": 13409.84, "text": " Oh, no, I won the World Championship, it's on K2."}, {"start": 13409.84, "end": 13411.84, "text": " P-1 box, P-1 box."}, {"start": 13412.84, "end": 13414.84, "text": " Shout out to P-1 box."}, {"start": 13414.84, "end": 13416.84, "text": " 2.952."}, {"start": 13416.84, "end": 13421.84, "text": " No, go now to seconds and find your pit limiter, because you're gonna get penalties every time you go."}, {"start": 13421.84, "end": 13422.84, "text": " No, no, no, you have to pick P-1."}, {"start": 13422.84, "end": 13424.84, "text": " But I'm not gonna go to the pit stop, you hear me?"}, {"start": 13424.84, "end": 13425.84, "text": " Clear."}, {"start": 13426.84, "end": 13429.84, "text": " You only have to go to the pit if you crash."}, {"start": 13429.84, "end": 13433.34, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know it's last for right."}, {"start": 13433.34, "end": 13437.84, "text": " I mean, Justin teeth, you know Justin teeth, I know you don't crash, but just in case, just bind it."}, {"start": 13437.84, "end": 13440.84, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna bind it."}, {"start": 13440.84, "end": 13445.34, "text": " No need to be safe since I have access, can you shout paddock gg as well?"}, {"start": 13447.34, "end": 13448.84, "text": " Paddock gg?"}, {"start": 13453.84, "end": 13456.84, "text": " No, no, paddock gg."}, {"start": 13459.84, "end": 13463.84, "text": " It's on the keybind."}, {"start": 13463.84, "end": 13467.84, "text": " Only chance to open the wall."}, {"start": 13467.84, "end": 13471.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13471.84, "end": 13475.84, "text": " One quick out. It should be in interface, I think."}, {"start": 13475.84, "end": 13479.84, "text": " Oh, it makes sense."}, {"start": 13479.84, "end": 13483.84, "text": " I'm getting aneurysm."}, {"start": 13483.84, "end": 13487.84, "text": " Well, only everyone has the same experience with the first gen iris thing, bro. Don't get overwhelmed."}, {"start": 13487.84, "end": 13489.84, "text": " I'm just gonna go head-off slow on the pin. It's all good. It's all good."}, {"start": 13489.84, "end": 13491.84, "text": " I'll do it off-stream."}, {"start": 13493.84, "end": 13495.84, "text": " So everyone will help you on I-Racing if you ask questions. No one will like shame you for no."}, {"start": 13499.84, "end": 13501.84, "text": " Bro, I've realized. Actually, no. In the first lobby, a guy said,"}, {"start": 13503.84, "end": 13505.84, "text": " like, to shut up during the race."}, {"start": 13507.84, "end": 13509.84, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13509.84, "end": 13511.84, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13511.84, "end": 13513.84, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13513.84, "end": 13515.84, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13515.84, "end": 13520.76, "text": " to shut up during the race which like I respect because we all need to focus you"}, {"start": 13520.76, "end": 13522.82, "text": " know"}, {"start": 13524.56, "end": 13529.68, "text": " well most most fear chat or like people have never driven a car ever like you"}, {"start": 13529.68, "end": 13532.6, "text": " shouldn't be listening to them there"}, {"start": 13534.960000000001, "end": 13539.6, "text": " what we like you guys on the family house what we obeyed our rocking voice"}, {"start": 13539.6, "end": 13548.48, "text": " move up bro move up brother thank you man thank you very much okay zimi Q wait"}, {"start": 13548.48, "end": 13551.48, "text": " you're rich than no"}, {"start": 13552.04, "end": 13558.6, "text": " yeah which rich guy I have to act over"}, {"start": 13559.6, "end": 13565.0, "text": " damn shit I'm the one champion let me know if you want to catch it"}, {"start": 13565.0, "end": 13568.32, "text": " well you're not nervous"}, {"start": 13569.6, "end": 13573.6, "text": " I'm an IRL, I'm an X5 driver, I can give you something for this car."}, {"start": 13573.6, "end": 13577.6, "text": " I'm an AAS4 E-Force Captive Chip for my racing."}, {"start": 13577.6, "end": 13581.6, "text": " I'm a Magtana one, I'm a streamer."}, {"start": 13581.6, "end": 13585.6, "text": " I'm just driving a Honda Civic."}, {"start": 13585.6, "end": 13587.6, "text": " You're in."}, {"start": 13587.6, "end": 13593.6, "text": " Guys, let's see who's going to get a coach who's going to get the most. What a big name."}, {"start": 13593.6, "end": 13597.6, "text": " When you have to do a real life, like driving."}, {"start": 13597.6, "end": 13599.6, "text": " I drive for your life."}, {"start": 13601.6, "end": 13605.6, "text": " Not like a race car, you go to a track."}, {"start": 13605.6, "end": 13609.6, "text": " I was thinking about getting a nice car."}, {"start": 13609.6, "end": 13612.6, "text": " The whole Pacific type I was thinking about."}, {"start": 13612.6, "end": 13614.6, "text": " Or like Lexus RCF or something."}, {"start": 13614.6, "end": 13618.6, "text": " You got to go German, you got to go German, no Civic."}, {"start": 13618.6, "end": 13621.6, "text": " No, no, I like the Japanese, bro."}, {"start": 13623.6, "end": 13626.6, "text": " Bro, I see everywhere German class, you know?"}, {"start": 13626.6, "end": 13627.82, "text": " You sick of them."}, {"start": 13627.82, "end": 13628.68, "text": " True."}, {"start": 13628.68, "end": 13629.18, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 13629.18, "end": 13631.66, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 13631.66, "end": 13636.58, "text": " I want you to be clear on the rock."}, {"start": 13636.58, "end": 13639.82, "text": " But they're low-key better German."}, {"start": 13639.82, "end": 13643.84, "text": " Yeah, I've already clutched with a goat, no?"}, {"start": 13643.84, "end": 13644.74, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 13644.74, "end": 13649.16, "text": " I'm a low-key W guy, but I think"}, {"start": 13649.16, "end": 13651.9, "text": " I can't say I'm too young to fly."}, {"start": 13651.9, "end": 13653.4, "text": " Who in the except?"}, {"start": 13653.4, "end": 13655.220000000001, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 13655.220000000001, "end": 13656.740000000002, "text": " It's still it's the best."}, {"start": 13656.740000000002, "end": 13658.240000000002, "text": " And that's the only..."}, {"start": 13661.94, "end": 13664.44, "text": " What do you guys drive IRL, if I may ask?"}, {"start": 13665.500000000002, "end": 13668.160000000002, "text": " BMW order, open car order for the win."}, {"start": 13668.160000000002, "end": 13669.62, "text": " It's like the 8, bruh."}, {"start": 13669.62, "end": 13670.62, "text": " Don't car."}, {"start": 13671.94, "end": 13674.44, "text": " First left pilot, I have 250."}, {"start": 13675.220000000001, "end": 13676.220000000001, "text": " What is that? What's that?"}, {"start": 13678.220000000001, "end": 13680.220000000001, "text": " The left is going on the right."}, {"start": 13680.220000000001, "end": 13681.720000000001, "text": " Clear, not left, bruh."}, {"start": 13682.820000000002, "end": 13683.820000000002, "text": " Clear."}, {"start": 13683.82, "end": 13687.82, "text": " I've got a BMW F30, sleep on K8. Good car, good car."}, {"start": 13687.82, "end": 13690.82, "text": " Clear on the left, 2 wide, clear."}, {"start": 13690.82, "end": 13695.82, "text": " I don't have anything, I'm just going to add a heart."}, {"start": 13695.82, "end": 13698.82, "text": " 2 liter, 2 liter twin turbo."}, {"start": 13698.82, "end": 13701.82, "text": " Oh sorry, twin turbo, never mind."}, {"start": 13702.82, "end": 13704.82, "text": " How many cars do we have?"}, {"start": 13704.82, "end": 13707.82, "text": " Was everyone going in a row like normal?"}, {"start": 13707.82, "end": 13710.82, "text": " Should I ask some people to set 2 cars right now?"}, {"start": 13710.82, "end": 13712.82, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 13712.82, "end": 13713.82, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 13713.82, "end": 13715.82, "text": " How did that not crash?"}, {"start": 13715.82, "end": 13717.82, "text": " I'm gonna go over there."}, {"start": 13718.82, "end": 13725.82, "text": " Alright, you can't turn your wheel more than 90 degrees, otherwise you understood the car and your car won't start."}, {"start": 13725.82, "end": 13726.82, "text": " Try, sir."}, {"start": 13726.82, "end": 13728.82, "text": " Turn the right, turn the right."}, {"start": 13728.82, "end": 13730.82, "text": " Yup, let's get it guys."}, {"start": 13730.82, "end": 13731.82, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 13731.82, "end": 13732.82, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 13732.82, "end": 13734.82, "text": " We got this boys."}, {"start": 13735.82, "end": 13738.82, "text": " Slow in faster, good advice."}, {"start": 13740.82, "end": 13742.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13743.94, "end": 13752.64, "text": " Chet I'm not gonna get last mods prediction. I need a prediction now. My goal is to not get last. I know how the pitstop works now"}, {"start": 13754.38, "end": 13756.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13757.3, "end": 13761.82, "text": " Know not to crash into people. I hope there's not another orange that is gonna crash me"}, {"start": 13765.699999999999, "end": 13767.699999999999, "text": " One last practice and then we go in"}, {"start": 13767.7, "end": 13771.1, "text": " So what's the speed limit? 60. I gotta keep that in mind."}, {"start": 13771.1, "end": 13773.1, "text": " It's like a penalized shot, right?"}, {"start": 13773.1, "end": 13775.1, "text": " So I wanna go like this."}, {"start": 13777.1, "end": 13778.1, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 13778.1, "end": 13780.1, "text": " If I go one or both, do they care or not?"}, {"start": 13788.1, "end": 13789.1, "text": " Yes! Wow!"}, {"start": 13797.7, "end": 13825.060000000001, "text": " But how does it do that I was going so slow no"}, {"start": 13825.06, "end": 13832.06, "text": " I can't get the g-communicator."}, {"start": 13832.06, "end": 13836.06, "text": " It looks like a carriage, so we'll need to tow back the dead line."}, {"start": 13836.06, "end": 13837.06, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 13837.06, "end": 13843.06, "text": " Then we'll come and get you."}, {"start": 13843.06, "end": 13844.06, "text": " Toast?!"}, {"start": 13844.06, "end": 13851.06, "text": " And there's a seer, there's a seer!"}, {"start": 13851.06, "end": 13858.06, "text": " I saw the guy in the back."}, {"start": 13858.06, "end": 13861.06, "text": " I saw that buddy."}, {"start": 13861.06, "end": 13862.06, "text": " Boxing."}, {"start": 13862.06, "end": 13863.06, "text": " Five."}, {"start": 13863.06, "end": 13864.06, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 13864.06, "end": 13865.06, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 13865.06, "end": 13866.06, "text": " One."}, {"start": 13866.74, "end": 13868.74, "text": " What"}, {"start": 13881.26, "end": 13885.539999999999, "text": " I'm ten seconds the race starts boys here we go chat music on your music"}, {"start": 13890.66, "end": 13892.66, "text": " You turn that again, what did I do again?"}, {"start": 13896.06, "end": 13901.019999999999, "text": " put a little music I need music to lock in bro I'm not even joking I think I'm not gonna answer"}, {"start": 13901.019999999999, "end": 13904.779999999999, "text": " anybody in DC like I need to lock in bro I want to get one of the best times right now"}, {"start": 13906.939999999999, "end": 13910.14, "text": " this is what I would listen to on the road bro should like this actually wait"}, {"start": 13914.46, "end": 13915.58, "text": " need this playlist right here"}, {"start": 13920.779999999999, "end": 13923.66, "text": " let's go everybody lock in boys everybody lock in"}, {"start": 13926.06, "end": 13933.06, "text": " Qualify, it's time, we need to qualify now. We need clean driving. Lock in."}, {"start": 13986.06, "end": 13993.06, "text": " Green green green."}, {"start": 13993.06, "end": 14004.06, "text": " Okay, here comes your bird time blast."}, {"start": 14064.06, "end": 14089.76, "text": " One more lap."}, {"start": 14089.76, "end": 14096.76, "text": " I like that, I like to take a call again."}, {"start": 14120.76, "end": 14121.76, "text": " SAVE!"}, {"start": 14144.76, "end": 14146.76, "text": " Chicken flag, chicken flag."}, {"start": 14149.76, "end": 14165.960000000001, "text": " How are we doing?"}, {"start": 14165.960000000001, "end": 14176.32, "text": " Hopefully I'm going too slow."}, {"start": 14176.32, "end": 14178.32, "text": " When it's the race starts, I'm scared that I miss it."}, {"start": 14195.32, "end": 14197.32, "text": " Check around to do a pit or what?"}, {"start": 14201.32, "end": 14202.32, "text": " I don't know when the race starts."}, {"start": 14204.32, "end": 14205.32, "text": " Where is the pit?"}, {"start": 14206.32, "end": 14207.32, "text": " Here!"}, {"start": 14207.32, "end": 14213.32, "text": " If it was a carrying, it won't accept the way you're driving."}, {"start": 14213.32, "end": 14222.32, "text": " Your left won't count until you reset the car's data."}, {"start": 14222.32, "end": 14224.32, "text": " Three, one."}, {"start": 14224.32, "end": 14225.32, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 14225.32, "end": 14226.32, "text": " Again?"}, {"start": 14226.32, "end": 14231.32, "text": " I reset in the pit small."}, {"start": 14231.32, "end": 14246.4, "text": " I reset in the pits no no no no until you reset the pits what is reset the pits"}, {"start": 14246.4, "end": 14261.82, "text": " What do I have to do, Chad?"}, {"start": 14261.82, "end": 14265.32, "text": " Don't dequeue me."}, {"start": 14265.32, "end": 14266.32, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 14266.32, "end": 14270.92, "text": " Bro, we were driving decent."}, {"start": 14270.92, "end": 14296.52, "text": " to inactivity? What do I need to do? What do I need to do? Not bad! Are we fine or"}, {"start": 14296.52, "end": 14316.44, "text": " Now, I can get this Norwegian guy, it's just 5 seconds."}, {"start": 14316.44, "end": 14326.4, "text": " We wait, 5 seconds is a lot, what actually?"}, {"start": 14326.4, "end": 14330.92, "text": " One, two, three, four."}, {"start": 14330.92, "end": 14332.279999999999, "text": " That's not that much, bro."}, {"start": 14334.84, "end": 14336.14, "text": " That is not that much."}, {"start": 14341.96, "end": 14343.64, "text": " 50 seconds and the race starts."}, {"start": 14344.64, "end": 14346.14, "text": " What does the prediction say?"}, {"start": 14347.24, "end": 14348.64, "text": " Y'all got me covered, right?"}, {"start": 14350.199999999999, "end": 14351.1, "text": " Oh, nah."}, {"start": 14352.119999999999, "end": 14354.52, "text": " Hey, to all the disbelievers,"}, {"start": 14354.52, "end": 14358.84, "text": " I'll drive like a fucking bitch. Wait if I drive full slow do I get DQ'd as well?"}, {"start": 14359.640000000001, "end": 14360.640000000001, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 14360.640000000001, "end": 14361.640000000001, "text": " Try some."}, {"start": 14361.640000000001, "end": 14363.640000000001, "text": " I'll just lock in."}, {"start": 14363.640000000001, "end": 14365.640000000001, "text": " 50% says DQ."}, {"start": 14365.640000000001, "end": 14367.640000000001, "text": " First."}, {"start": 14368.76, "end": 14370.76, "text": " Yeah put the fries in the back bro."}, {"start": 14370.76, "end": 14372.76, "text": " I don't know if that's gonna happen bro."}, {"start": 14372.76, "end": 14375.560000000001, "text": " I actually see put up a mill. If we get first he said one mill to you."}, {"start": 14376.52, "end": 14378.52, "text": " I will give you guys half a mill bro."}, {"start": 14378.76, "end": 14380.76, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 14381.560000000001, "end": 14383.560000000001, "text": " If we get first in this race bro."}, {"start": 14383.56, "end": 14385.56, "text": " billionaire ex-givers is a mill."}, {"start": 14387.56, "end": 14388.56, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 14392.56, "end": 14393.56, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 14394.56, "end": 14395.56, "text": " Come on baby."}, {"start": 14396.56, "end": 14398.56, "text": " I'll fully try out chat."}, {"start": 14398.56, "end": 14401.56, "text": " What did I do wrong the most?"}, {"start": 14401.56, "end": 14404.56, "text": " When I was driving a few seconds ago."}, {"start": 14405.56, "end": 14407.56, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 14409.56, "end": 14411.56, "text": " Bang. We're in."}, {"start": 14413.56, "end": 14420.56, "text": " The estimated SOS is 1,180 feet."}, {"start": 14420.56, "end": 14424.56, "text": " The tight field today for opportunity."}, {"start": 14424.56, "end": 14429.56, "text": " Good afternoon everybody."}, {"start": 14436.56, "end": 14439.56, "text": " Are you still on your ship?"}, {"start": 14439.56, "end": 14442.56, "text": " Still waiting on two cars to grid."}, {"start": 14442.56, "end": 14444.56, "text": " One more in the street, Lofs."}, {"start": 14445.56, "end": 14447.56, "text": " Waiting on the final car."}, {"start": 14447.56, "end": 14449.56, "text": " Let's get put up."}, {"start": 14450.56, "end": 14452.56, "text": " Very good, Lofs, very good."}, {"start": 14454.56, "end": 14456.56, "text": " Good luck, everybody."}, {"start": 14461.56, "end": 14464.56, "text": " It's fine, but I'm in front of all to do the same mistake."}, {"start": 14464.56, "end": 14467.56, "text": " Here we go, baby! Showtime!"}, {"start": 14472.56, "end": 14477.56, "text": " You're on your left. Clear on the left."}, {"start": 14482.56, "end": 14484.56, "text": " You're on your yellow piece of shit!"}, {"start": 14487.56, "end": 14490.56, "text": " Right side. Clear on the right."}, {"start": 14491.56, "end": 14493.56, "text": " Whoa! I just overtook them!"}, {"start": 14532.56, "end": 14536.56, "text": " You got a slow car on the left, can't stop the head, go right."}, {"start": 14542.56, "end": 14543.56, "text": " You piece of shit!"}, {"start": 14547.56, "end": 14548.56, "text": " No! No!"}, {"start": 14551.56, "end": 14555.56, "text": " It looks like you've got some engine trouble, you've probably lost some power."}, {"start": 14556.56, "end": 14557.56, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 14557.56, "end": 14559.56, "text": " You carry a dimmer's damage, we've got a big surge."}, {"start": 14560.56, "end": 14561.56, "text": " No, no!"}, {"start": 14562.56, "end": 14567.56, "text": " What happened to my gears?"}, {"start": 14567.56, "end": 14574.56, "text": " What the fuck is this shit?"}, {"start": 14574.56, "end": 14580.56, "text": " How did I get to the pit stop?"}, {"start": 14580.56, "end": 14588.56, "text": " I don't want to get told you're waiting so much time."}, {"start": 14588.56, "end": 14616.76, "text": " I need to get told, voila."}, {"start": 14616.76, "end": 14623.76, "text": " you're not gonna kill him"}, {"start": 14627.4, "end": 14628.2, "text": " how long?"}, {"start": 14628.2, "end": 14629.56, "text": " all the damage is repairable"}, {"start": 14629.56, "end": 14634.48, "text": " one minute"}, {"start": 14634.48, "end": 14638.6, "text": " do I need to break right now or no Chuck?"}, {"start": 14638.6, "end": 14640.0, "text": " I can make a..."}, {"start": 14640.0, "end": 14643.28, "text": " kill the kid bro, kill the kid"}, {"start": 14643.28, "end": 14644.28, "text": " Sh**"}, {"start": 14644.28, "end": 14646.28, "text": " That's how we doing, how we doing, how we doing?"}, {"start": 14652.28, "end": 14654.28, "text": " How's the pace looking guys? Are we good?"}, {"start": 14663.28, "end": 14664.28, "text": " Yeah, it's without a pixel brother."}, {"start": 14669.28, "end": 14671.28, "text": " Is this the counter strike, Wichser?"}, {"start": 14673.28, "end": 14675.28, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 14675.28, "end": 14677.28, "text": " oh hell no"}, {"start": 14677.28, "end": 14679.28, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 14681.28, "end": 14683.28, "text": " Cookstream"}, {"start": 14683.28, "end": 14685.28, "text": " I know him"}, {"start": 14685.28, "end": 14687.28, "text": " and I have the keys"}, {"start": 14687.28, "end": 14689.28, "text": " and I have"}, {"start": 14689.28, "end": 14691.28, "text": " the keys"}, {"start": 14693.28, "end": 14695.28, "text": " I see"}, {"start": 14695.28, "end": 14697.28, "text": " one game"}, {"start": 14697.28, "end": 14699.28, "text": " here we go check"}, {"start": 14699.28, "end": 14701.28, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 14701.28, "end": 14703.28, "text": " What are they doing?"}, {"start": 14703.28, "end": 14705.28, "text": " Marge with us!"}, {"start": 14705.28, "end": 14709.28, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 14709.28, "end": 14711.28, "text": " Where's John? Get going!"}, {"start": 14711.28, "end": 14713.28, "text": " Thank you boys!"}, {"start": 14713.28, "end": 14715.28, "text": " Don't go over to the speed limit."}, {"start": 14715.28, "end": 14717.28, "text": " Don't go over to the speed limit."}, {"start": 14717.28, "end": 14719.28, "text": " I'll see you."}, {"start": 14719.28, "end": 14721.28, "text": " I'll see you."}, {"start": 14721.28, "end": 14723.28, "text": " I'll see you."}, {"start": 14723.28, "end": 14725.28, "text": " I'll see you."}, {"start": 14725.28, "end": 14727.28, "text": " I'll see you."}, {"start": 14727.28, "end": 14732.28, "text": " I'm not gonna get lost. I'm not gonna get lost. They crashed as well."}, {"start": 14732.28, "end": 14739.28, "text": " Everybody look in. I will show you the best laps ever. I'll show you the best laps ever."}, {"start": 14739.28, "end": 14744.28, "text": " I'll give you a lap dance if you know what I mean."}, {"start": 14744.28, "end": 14758.640000000001, "text": " I'll give you a left answer if you know what I mean."}, {"start": 14758.64, "end": 14759.64, "text": " Just like we practiced."}, {"start": 14778.64, "end": 14779.64, "text": " You alright?"}, {"start": 14779.64, "end": 14780.64, "text": " How's it faster than me?"}, {"start": 14780.64, "end": 14781.64, "text": " You're on the right."}, {"start": 14785.64, "end": 14786.64, "text": " Get your right side."}, {"start": 14788.64, "end": 14790.64, "text": " Still there, hold your own."}, {"start": 14790.64, "end": 14793.64, "text": " Clear on the right, the car in C1."}, {"start": 14793.64, "end": 14797.64, "text": " Just set the pass to flat 3.4.7.2."}, {"start": 14797.64, "end": 14799.64, "text": " Left side, clear."}, {"start": 14805.64, "end": 14807.64, "text": " Car ride."}, {"start": 14807.64, "end": 14809.64, "text": " Clear."}, {"start": 14809.64, "end": 14811.64, "text": " Car ride."}, {"start": 14811.64, "end": 14813.64, "text": " Clear."}, {"start": 14813.64, "end": 14815.64, "text": " Emmanuel, Emmanuel, Emmanuel!"}, {"start": 14817.64, "end": 14819.64, "text": " Emmanuel, Emmanuel!"}, {"start": 14843.64, "end": 14844.76, "text": " What is this shit?"}, {"start": 14849.279999999999, "end": 14850.48, "text": " He's slowing me down!"}, {"start": 14853.96, "end": 14857.359999999999, "text": " The rate is at 3.825."}, {"start": 14857.36, "end": 14879.36, "text": " If that line actually got to mine, I feel like I can be faster than that."}, {"start": 14879.36, "end": 14890.36, "text": " No, it's not. I knew it. But I really don't know what that's going to take. I really don't know what that's going to take. I know I can do it."}, {"start": 14890.36, "end": 14891.36, "text": " I could."}, {"start": 14902.36, "end": 14903.36, "text": " Oh, that's so cringe."}, {"start": 14905.36, "end": 14908.36, "text": " I felt that. Yo, no one saw that, eh?"}, {"start": 14909.36, "end": 14930.36, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 14930.36, "end": 14956.36, "text": " Come on Chad, look in, am I last? I hope not."}, {"start": 14956.36, "end": 14958.36, "text": " Some other guys crashed as well."}, {"start": 14960.36, "end": 14962.36, "text": " I feel like I can drift around this one."}, {"start": 14963.36, "end": 14965.36, "text": " I go full speed."}, {"start": 14969.36, "end": 14970.36, "text": " I already look him."}, {"start": 14970.36, "end": 14973.36, "text": " I'll give you the cleanest driving now. Cleanest."}, {"start": 14986.36, "end": 14988.36, "text": " I'm locked baby."}, {"start": 14988.36, "end": 14990.36, "text": " I should make that max."}, {"start": 14990.36, "end": 14992.36, "text": " I'm not even sure if I'm wrong."}, {"start": 15016.36, "end": 15035.04, "text": " Don't crash guys! Don't crash! No, no, no! I'm feeling myself too much, I gotta read"}, {"start": 15035.04, "end": 15037.04, "text": " the one"}, {"start": 15048.160000000002, "end": 15050.160000000002, "text": " whoo"}, {"start": 15059.12, "end": 15061.12, "text": " But where are the enemies"}, {"start": 15061.12, "end": 15064.12, "text": " I wanna overtake one!"}, {"start": 15067.12, "end": 15068.12, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 15070.12, "end": 15072.12, "text": " Why does this do that?!"}, {"start": 15087.12, "end": 15088.12, "text": " We're fine!"}, {"start": 15088.12, "end": 15090.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15090.12, "end": 15092.12, "text": " Sons of..."}, {"start": 15092.12, "end": 15094.12, "text": " Ura..."}, {"start": 15094.12, "end": 15096.12, "text": " Strive got to the 6th."}, {"start": 15114.12, "end": 15117.12, "text": " Queen of corner baby, oh my god."}, {"start": 15117.12, "end": 15120.12, "text": " If there was first black hole in this, they're not I-PAR."}, {"start": 15121.12, "end": 15124.12, "text": " They're not our fight. Wait, Chad, do I have to make space fun?"}, {"start": 15135.12, "end": 15136.12, "text": " Queer up, this is where he goes."}, {"start": 15137.12, "end": 15138.12, "text": " Back it, back it, back it."}, {"start": 15139.12, "end": 15141.12, "text": " The German guy's first place, Chad!"}, {"start": 15142.12, "end": 15143.12, "text": " No, it's him. Hold your arm."}, {"start": 15147.12, "end": 15148.12, "text": " hahahaha"}, {"start": 15148.12, "end": 15149.12, "text": " what's this guy?"}, {"start": 15149.12, "end": 15151.12, "text": " ah, this is lit"}, {"start": 15152.12, "end": 15155.12, "text": " wait, so this is number one, let's see if we can"}, {"start": 15155.12, "end": 15157.12, "text": " if we can stay gun"}, {"start": 15158.12, "end": 15160.12, "text": " good, are you number one?"}, {"start": 15160.12, "end": 15161.12, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 15161.12, "end": 15162.12, "text": " oh, ah"}, {"start": 15162.12, "end": 15164.12, "text": " I think I can stay behind"}, {"start": 15165.12, "end": 15166.12, "text": " last one"}, {"start": 15174.12, "end": 15175.12, "text": " Chinese plays now"}, {"start": 15177.12, "end": 15182.400000000001, "text": " imagine you overtake place one"}, {"start": 15182.4, "end": 15184.4, "text": " What the hell are you doing?"}, {"start": 15184.4, "end": 15186.4, "text": " Shit, you didn't see anything?"}, {"start": 15186.4, "end": 15188.4, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 15192.4, "end": 15194.4, "text": " What do I see in my back mirror?"}, {"start": 15212.4, "end": 15222.4, "text": " I have a lot of money to spend on this, so I'm going to spend it on my own."}, {"start": 15222.4, "end": 15232.4, "text": " I have a lot of money to spend on this, so I'm going to spend it on my own."}, {"start": 15232.4, "end": 15234.4, "text": " What? What?"}, {"start": 15236.64, "end": 15239.64, "text": " He said he'd give me 50 bucks protection money as a crash into you, buddy."}, {"start": 15252.64, "end": 15253.64, "text": " Do you have anything for him?"}, {"start": 15254.48, "end": 15256.24, "text": " Clear the flag. It's over."}, {"start": 15258.24, "end": 15260.24, "text": " Come back here. He did really well."}, {"start": 15262.4, "end": 15266.64, "text": " to besiege all bro this is the best one"}, {"start": 15269.64, "end": 15275.56, "text": " slow down you got a penalty for cutting the core class"}, {"start": 15278.72, "end": 15282.68, "text": " let me see who won"}, {"start": 15282.68, "end": 15288.84, "text": " I do see here come to accept to still keep a driving around no right if they"}, {"start": 15288.84, "end": 15292.08, "text": " do I'm gonna teach them a lesson like you have to item the server afterwards"}, {"start": 15292.08, "end": 15307.08, "text": " I'm not going to do that. Everyone is being so nice. Let me see. Where do I see? I'm not going to go to a ghost driver."}, {"start": 15307.08, "end": 15309.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15309.08, "end": 15311.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15311.08, "end": 15313.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15315.08, "end": 15319.08, "text": " Did you get first, Friedrich? Did you get first?"}, {"start": 15323.08, "end": 15325.08, "text": " No, no, no, I didn't get first."}, {"start": 15325.08, "end": 15327.08, "text": " No, no, no, no, I didn't get first."}, {"start": 15327.08, "end": 15331.08, "text": " Bro, and everyone saw how you were the gold-pist. First place. Congrats, bro."}, {"start": 15333.08, "end": 15335.08, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 15335.08, "end": 15337.08, "text": " W Friedrich"}, {"start": 15339.84, "end": 15341.84, "text": " Do you usually get first place bro"}, {"start": 15351.24, "end": 15357.64, "text": " And you are yapping a lot bro you are talking a lot and you still got first place any repose I haven't heard him once"}, {"start": 15358.12, "end": 15360.68, "text": " Let that summer bro. Well played well played"}, {"start": 15361.64, "end": 15363.1, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 15363.1, "end": 15365.1, "text": " Chat well all right"}, {"start": 15367.5, "end": 15373.86, "text": " Hey Frito fuck out a go bro, but you will you're the go to right stay awesome, bro. Stay awesome. No a new a health and leave a Buddha"}, {"start": 15377.380000000001, "end": 15383.92, "text": " Chat those guys are too nice bro those guys are too nice chat. Did we do well or no race minus 3l. What is this?"}, {"start": 15384.9, "end": 15386.9, "text": " minus 3l"}, {"start": 15387.98, "end": 15390.44, "text": " Grits nine pause nine"}, {"start": 15390.44, "end": 15392.44, "text": " 9."}, {"start": 15392.44, "end": 15393.44, "text": " Number 12?"}, {"start": 15393.44, "end": 15394.44, "text": " Let's..."}, {"start": 15394.44, "end": 15395.44, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 15395.44, "end": 15405.44, "text": " Bro, the other one, the other, the other, the other, the first race was easier."}, {"start": 15405.44, "end": 15408.44, "text": " I don't know why I drove worse in this one."}, {"start": 15408.44, "end": 15413.02, "text": " Bro, this shit is too much fun, bro."}, {"start": 15413.02, "end": 15414.44, "text": " This shit is too much fun, bro."}, {"start": 15414.44, "end": 15416.08, "text": " Shit, I had a blast."}, {"start": 15416.08, "end": 15418.44, "text": " I'm not even joking, bro."}, {"start": 15418.44, "end": 15419.44, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 15419.44, "end": 15420.960000000001, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 15420.960000000001, "end": 15425.2, "text": " Let me see if I can now win. I'm gonna give one try"}, {"start": 15426.24, "end": 15431.880000000001, "text": " One try for Eliminator. I want to see working at the ten wheel spins. I'll give one try Eliminator"}, {"start": 15432.560000000001, "end": 15433.52, "text": " chat"}, {"start": 15433.52, "end": 15435.960000000001, "text": " My resume on I racing"}, {"start": 15437.52, "end": 15439.52, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 15439.52, "end": 15441.52, "text": " The thing is the game itself"}, {"start": 15442.0, "end": 15448.140000000001, "text": " It's nice. It's a cousin right? Hey, it could be the best one. It could feel the nicest blah blah blah, but the community, bro"}, {"start": 15449.44, "end": 15451.44, "text": " I played this for the first time"}, {"start": 15451.480000000001, "end": 15455.800000000001, "text": " Me a complete bot. I thought I was being a dick for joining races and I probably was"}, {"start": 15456.04, "end": 15458.04, "text": " Right, I should probably"}, {"start": 15458.84, "end": 15460.94, "text": " Ten hours and then I hit the track right?"}, {"start": 15461.640000000001, "end": 15463.640000000001, "text": " The fact that no one was mad at that"}, {"start": 15465.24, "end": 15471.1, "text": " That is a dick move check that is a dick move bro. I should do that. I just wanted to show the Irish experience"}, {"start": 15474.12, "end": 15479.24, "text": " Today which was again like a little bit of a dick move for me, but everyone was so nice"}, {"start": 15479.44, "end": 15488.02, "text": " what the fuck bro nah bro like this community bro like sheesh sheesh bro"}, {"start": 15488.02, "end": 15492.04, "text": " absolutely can't believe a chat"}, {"start": 15499.32, "end": 15504.08, "text": " like bro when I play a CS game that somebody like there's somebody weird"}, {"start": 15504.08, "end": 15513.14, "text": " sometimes you know like not one weird person and we didn't get banned unless"}, {"start": 15513.14, "end": 15521.3, "text": " those unless that comes later oh wow I racing bro the racing community well"}, {"start": 15521.3, "end": 15528.7, "text": " wow wow wow just wow bro Chad WL I racing bro"}, {"start": 15528.7, "end": 15533.1, "text": " bro that community bro Chad is the I racing community happy with I racing"}, {"start": 15533.1, "end": 15539.42, "text": " No, oh is it like yo why why they're charging this that like is it like w cook like is it do they like the death or no?"}, {"start": 15540.66, "end": 15545.26, "text": " All right good good good good good. That's what I said. Hey. Hey. Hey do what the water community wants, bro"}, {"start": 15545.26, "end": 15547.94, "text": " Because they are the fucking gop, bro. I that's good. That's good"}, {"start": 15548.7, "end": 15550.7, "text": " That's good. That's good. That's good"}, {"start": 15551.7, "end": 15553.7, "text": " It's the best Simracer"}, {"start": 15554.220000000001, "end": 15555.66, "text": " check"}, {"start": 15555.66, "end": 15557.66, "text": " Okay, nice nice. Oh"}, {"start": 15558.42, "end": 15560.42, "text": " Well, I had a blast bro"}, {"start": 15560.42, "end": 15568.88, "text": " we have one million credits shed one million credits and I think I have a"}, {"start": 15568.88, "end": 15576.6, "text": " real spin Wow shed those streams are some of my favorite streams are being"}, {"start": 15576.6, "end": 15581.84, "text": " that as well where we like penetrate a community bro like like somewhat niche"}, {"start": 15581.84, "end": 15585.62, "text": " community bro like back in the day what was it we did that fall before like"}, {"start": 15585.62, "end": 15593.720000000001, "text": " roadblocks communities we did that for I can't think of it right now but let me"}, {"start": 15593.720000000001, "end": 15598.400000000001, "text": " just like check out a new community and it's always the nicest people bro all"}, {"start": 15598.400000000001, "end": 15605.36, "text": " right what three wheel spins you are doing in the region so low key like"}, {"start": 15605.36, "end": 15611.240000000002, "text": " check my hat is steaming it is so hot today and I'm sweating already when I"}, {"start": 15611.24, "end": 15618.72, "text": " race like my whole body is cramping bro while racing check the message center wait"}, {"start": 15618.72, "end": 15635.88, "text": " chat how who's sending these to me super wheelspin from forza are those steps yo"}, {"start": 15635.880000000001, "end": 15641.660000000002, "text": " Hey death death death please. I need I need a hundred of these. No, no, I'm joking. I'll take this one"}, {"start": 15642.54, "end": 15645.480000000001, "text": " Yeah, no way chat no way. All right. Here we go suck"}, {"start": 15646.080000000002, "end": 15650.080000000002, "text": " Triple wheelspin gold gold gold. I need for the horizon edition. I need for the horizon edition"}, {"start": 15650.1, "end": 15652.1, "text": " I saw going in the left nine 20"}, {"start": 15653.380000000001, "end": 15655.380000000001, "text": " Fast all right have a question"}, {"start": 15656.28, "end": 15659.080000000002, "text": " I've gotten a gold before and it's at 200k"}, {"start": 15659.94, "end": 15663.62, "text": " How is it purple 200k is the inflation in the skin?"}, {"start": 15665.880000000001, "end": 15667.880000000001, "text": " It was 250"}, {"start": 15669.36, "end": 15671.36, "text": " 50k difference between gold and purple"}, {"start": 15672.12, "end": 15673.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15673.960000000001, "end": 15675.960000000001, "text": " Okay, okay, okay interesting"}, {"start": 15676.28, "end": 15680.44, "text": " Jett I need to quickly read this bro. I'm not gonna lie else. I die else"}, {"start": 15680.44, "end": 15688.04, "text": " I'll die and then I do the wheel spins and then I quickly win one game of Eliminator deal or no deal"}, {"start": 15688.04, "end": 15694.04, "text": " It's so low volume because why yesterday I was putting on my left monitor is stream"}, {"start": 15694.04, "end": 15697.76, "text": " I was watching some Jinxie and on the right monitor. I was just cruising around in forza"}, {"start": 15698.800000000001, "end": 15702.640000000001, "text": " With the wheel with the wheel no controller bullshit, bro. No"}, {"start": 15705.480000000001, "end": 15710.28, "text": " How are you already here Maui, how are you already here Maui? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15713.080000000002, "end": 15715.080000000002, "text": " My house is even possible"}, {"start": 15715.08, "end": 15719.38, "text": " Ha ha, pro stream snipe me in game bro, like he knows where my house is from"}, {"start": 15722.38, "end": 15725.18, "text": " Is that a new, is that a new car?"}, {"start": 15725.78, "end": 15728.18, "text": " Oh my gosh, alright, let me quickly turn on"}, {"start": 15731.18, "end": 15733.18, "text": " Did I change my grill settings? No, right?"}, {"start": 15735.18, "end": 15737.18, "text": " Like in a photo? No, right?"}, {"start": 15745.84, "end": 15747.84, "text": " Yes, it does"}, {"start": 15748.2, "end": 15750.2, "text": " I'm gonna add to that"}, {"start": 15754.12, "end": 15758.12, "text": " I'll be a baby. I'll be a baby. Yo, hey, don't do no don't do nothing to my car, please bro"}, {"start": 15758.72, "end": 15762.22, "text": " Don't do the same shit as last time. Oh, yeah, we chill on the chill on the home bro"}, {"start": 15762.22, "end": 15765.42, "text": " Don't do that. Yeah, like full volume the whole time, please"}, {"start": 15766.08, "end": 15768.56, "text": " No honking guys. No honking. No honking"}, {"start": 15768.56, "end": 15778.32, "text": " All right, I'll be happy I leave you guys with a nice future"}, {"start": 15778.32, "end": 15793.64, "text": " All right, I'll be happy I'll hurry up wait they can't crash into me because we're not"}, {"start": 15793.64, "end": 15796.88, "text": " part of it you know all right six seconds I'm gonna be back then we win one game of"}, {"start": 15796.880000000001, "end": 15799.420000000002, "text": " and we open up these fucking wheelskins, baby."}, {"start": 15799.420000000002, "end": 15801.34, "text": " I need a gold."}, {"start": 15801.34, "end": 15803.140000000001, "text": " I need a Forza Horizon Edition."}, {"start": 15803.140000000001, "end": 15805.060000000001, "text": " Now, by the way, Chad, look at this."}, {"start": 15805.060000000001, "end": 15806.78, "text": " Sally, send me this."}, {"start": 15814.140000000001, "end": 15814.980000000001, "text": " One off."}, {"start": 15818.36, "end": 15819.36, "text": " Tough luck, buddy."}, {"start": 15824.240000000002, "end": 15825.080000000002, "text": " All right, I'll be right back."}, {"start": 15825.080000000002, "end": 15825.920000000002, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 15825.92, "end": 15826.92, "text": " Starting?"}, {"start": 15827.92, "end": 15828.92, "text": " No."}, {"start": 16035.92, "end": 16054.04, "text": " all right oh yo yo yo yo chat first try it is time it is time here we go"}, {"start": 16054.04, "end": 16056.04, "text": " Cheer, wave, go!"}, {"start": 16061.04, "end": 16064.04, "text": " Chad, I can't believe how much fun iRacing was."}, {"start": 16064.04, "end": 16066.04, "text": " Like, what?"}, {"start": 16066.04, "end": 16068.04, "text": " Chad, be that ass, bro."}, {"start": 16068.04, "end": 16070.04, "text": " Like, that game is insane."}, {"start": 16070.04, "end": 16072.04, "text": " No, not the game, not the..."}, {"start": 16072.04, "end": 16073.04, "text": " I was about to say, fuck that game."}, {"start": 16073.04, "end": 16075.04, "text": " Sorry, it's not even a game."}, {"start": 16075.04, "end": 16077.04, "text": " That community."}, {"start": 16077.04, "end": 16079.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16079.04, "end": 16083.04, "text": " I've never met such a friendly community, bro."}, {"start": 16083.04, "end": 16088.240000000002, "text": " bro like oh my gosh like oh my gosh I would have not had fun if it's just like"}, {"start": 16088.240000000002, "end": 16092.36, "text": " the game like just the just the Zim like I would have done it on my ground and"}, {"start": 16092.36, "end": 16098.960000000001, "text": " that's it but that community bro what the hell bro like they're probably"}, {"start": 16098.960000000001, "end": 16103.04, "text": " like people that know each other they meet up on a weekend they say let's"}, {"start": 16103.04, "end": 16107.28, "text": " ride together this time and they just like you know what I mean bro oh my"}, {"start": 16107.28, "end": 16109.28, "text": " God, bro"}, {"start": 16109.960000000001, "end": 16114.08, "text": " Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Oh here we go here we go"}, {"start": 16116.04, "end": 16119.12, "text": " She's bro. I check um"}, {"start": 16123.84, "end": 16125.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16129.04, "end": 16131.04, "text": " Gold gold gold"}, {"start": 16131.320000000002, "end": 16132.720000000001, "text": " bang"}, {"start": 16132.720000000001, "end": 16136.880000000001, "text": " We need a false horizon edition. We need a false horizon. I see a gold fly by please"}, {"start": 16137.28, "end": 16142.28, "text": " For the horizon edition!"}, {"start": 16142.28, "end": 16145.68, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 16145.68, "end": 16147.6, "text": " What the fuck is that though?"}, {"start": 16147.6, "end": 16150.92, "text": " I'm not American!"}, {"start": 16150.92, "end": 16152.12, "text": " What the fuck is your luck?"}, {"start": 16152.12, "end": 16153.12, "text": " You tell me!"}, {"start": 16153.12, "end": 16157.400000000001, "text": " Chet, is this, this is less rare than it goes, is it rarer than it goes?"}, {"start": 16157.400000000001, "end": 16159.400000000001, "text": " It looks purple!"}, {"start": 16159.400000000001, "end": 16164.400000000001, "text": " 2024?"}, {"start": 16164.400000000001, "end": 16165.400000000001, "text": " That's so lucky."}, {"start": 16165.400000000001, "end": 16166.400000000001, "text": " Wait, how?"}, {"start": 16166.4, "end": 16168.4, "text": " Whoa, what are the odds?"}, {"start": 16168.4, "end": 16169.4, "text": " Streamer luck."}, {"start": 16169.4, "end": 16171.4, "text": " Ha ha ha, Sally!"}, {"start": 16171.4, "end": 16172.4, "text": " Sally, quick reminder, bro."}, {"start": 16172.4, "end": 16174.4, "text": " This was you earlier this morning, bro."}, {"start": 16174.4, "end": 16175.4, "text": " You were one-off, Sally."}, {"start": 16175.4, "end": 16176.4, "text": " You were one-off."}, {"start": 16176.4, "end": 16178.4, "text": " Unlike this one."}, {"start": 16178.4, "end": 16179.4, "text": " This one is right on it, bro."}, {"start": 16179.4, "end": 16180.4, "text": " This one is right on it."}, {"start": 16180.4, "end": 16182.4, "text": " This is what you need it just for your info."}, {"start": 16182.4, "end": 16184.4, "text": " Sally, Sally, Sally."}, {"start": 16184.4, "end": 16186.4, "text": " Destruction skills boost."}, {"start": 16186.4, "end": 16188.4, "text": " Chat, what does Fawzi Horizon Edition mean?"}, {"start": 16188.4, "end": 16190.4, "text": " What does it mean?"}, {"start": 16190.4, "end": 16192.4, "text": " Destruction skills boost."}, {"start": 16192.4, "end": 16194.4, "text": " Do you get like one bonus?"}, {"start": 16196.4, "end": 16203.56, "text": " Booster starts. Wow. So this, can this also come with like a different type of"}, {"start": 16203.56, "end": 16206.88, "text": " boost? Can every car come with almost every boost? You know what I mean? Like"}, {"start": 16206.88, "end": 16212.0, "text": " are they like perfect combos? Like base combo? Stop. Now we're talking like pattern"}, {"start": 16212.0, "end": 16217.4, "text": " indexes. Guys stop, bro. So what is the best car you can get and what is the best"}, {"start": 16217.4, "end": 16222.24, "text": " boost you can get? Because there's one like you can get this and that and then"}, {"start": 16222.24, "end": 16225.96, "text": " it's the combo that's the best pass, right? What is best boost and what is best"}, {"start": 16225.960000000001, "end": 16235.720000000001, "text": " car. Credit boost is the best. More gold. But late game that doesn't matter. Do you"}, {"start": 16235.720000000001, "end": 16243.560000000001, "text": " also have speed boosts and stuff or is it only coin related? GTR. Nissan GTR, okay."}, {"start": 16243.560000000001, "end": 16251.44, "text": " Mazda MX-5, black GTR. The gold on top is insane. Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,"}, {"start": 16251.44, "end": 16253.44, "text": " We don't see that one bro, chill bro."}, {"start": 16253.44, "end": 16254.44, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 16254.44, "end": 16256.12, "text": " Alright, here we go again."}, {"start": 16256.12, "end": 16257.12, "text": " Imagine back to back."}, {"start": 16257.12, "end": 16258.12, "text": " Imagine back to back."}, {"start": 16258.12, "end": 16260.04, "text": " Hey, I've done it in CS."}, {"start": 16260.04, "end": 16261.04, "text": " Can we do it in Forza?"}, {"start": 16261.04, "end": 16262.04, "text": " Three, two, one."}, {"start": 16262.04, "end": 16263.04, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 16263.04, "end": 16264.04, "text": " Gold, gold, gold, Forza, Forza, Forza."}, {"start": 16264.04, "end": 16265.04, "text": " Gold, gold, gold, Forza, Forza."}, {"start": 16265.04, "end": 16266.04, "text": " It doesn't even exist in this one."}, {"start": 16266.04, "end": 16267.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16267.04, "end": 16278.04, "text": " Chad, if you don't see it fly by, it can't come right."}, {"start": 16278.04, "end": 16287.04, "text": " 20k coins. Next. Gold, gold. Oh, I see! Forza or gold? There's so many golds in this one."}, {"start": 16287.04, "end": 16296.04, "text": " Oh, that's so sexy, please! No! I would have taken the Miata. Wait, I just drove that"}, {"start": 16296.04, "end": 16298.820000000002, "text": " And I'm missing, no?"}, {"start": 16298.820000000002, "end": 16300.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16300.6, "end": 16302.880000000001, "text": " The world is so small."}, {"start": 16302.880000000001, "end": 16304.080000000002, "text": " I drove that five minutes ago."}, {"start": 16307.480000000001, "end": 16311.04, "text": " Chad, what did we just unbox?"}, {"start": 16311.04, "end": 16311.960000000001, "text": " Oh, so I have a question."}, {"start": 16311.960000000001, "end": 16314.560000000001, "text": " I could auction my cars, right?"}, {"start": 16314.560000000001, "end": 16318.04, "text": " Because what the fuck am I going to do with this truck?"}, {"start": 16318.04, "end": 16320.880000000001, "text": " Where is it, forza horizon edition?"}, {"start": 16320.880000000001, "end": 16323.12, "text": " That one I paid to win for?"}, {"start": 16323.12, "end": 16325.0, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 16325.0, "end": 16327.0, "text": " Here, what is this?"}, {"start": 16328.0, "end": 16330.0, "text": " Or do I keep all my false auditions chat?"}, {"start": 16330.0, "end": 16332.0, "text": " Keep it, it's rare."}, {"start": 16333.0, "end": 16334.0, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 16336.0, "end": 16338.0, "text": " What? Where are you?"}, {"start": 16339.0, "end": 16341.0, "text": " Where are you guys coming from, bro?"}, {"start": 16341.0, "end": 16343.0, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 16343.0, "end": 16345.0, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 16346.0, "end": 16347.0, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 16347.0, "end": 16348.0, "text": " Come on, my dog."}, {"start": 16348.0, "end": 16350.0, "text": " Fucking needle."}, {"start": 16350.0, "end": 16352.0, "text": " Buzzaloo right."}, {"start": 16352.0, "end": 16353.0, "text": " Let me see how this works."}, {"start": 16353.0, "end": 16356.8, "text": " I'm gonna check out you guys look at this shit has eight wheels"}, {"start": 16359.24, "end": 16361.24, "text": " Eight wheels"}, {"start": 16362.84, "end": 16364.84, "text": " For your throne"}, {"start": 16365.64, "end": 16369.28, "text": " Wait, this is kind of nice. I'm outspending the GT3 RS"}, {"start": 16373.64, "end": 16375.64, "text": " Yeah, this rips off road"}, {"start": 16383.0, "end": 16393.0, "text": " Chad look at my points!"}, {"start": 16393.0, "end": 16400.0, "text": " I'm farming!"}, {"start": 16400.0, "end": 16405.0, "text": " It's not even loaded!"}, {"start": 16405.0, "end": 16411.0, "text": " Do I keep... Chad how much does this go from the auction house?"}, {"start": 16411.0, "end": 16421.68, "text": " you can buy cars in the auction house right in southern 20 what do you mean"}, {"start": 16421.68, "end": 16425.76, "text": " nine some people are saying 900k some people are saying 20 mil let me see if"}, {"start": 16425.76, "end": 16434.76, "text": " if this one is listed let me just compare so it's a f450 forza edition"}, {"start": 16441.0, "end": 16443.0, "text": " Fort right"}, {"start": 16443.88, "end": 16448.6, "text": " What does it show for that issue?"}, {"start": 16456.52, "end": 16457.92, "text": " F e"}, {"start": 16457.92, "end": 16461.72, "text": " This one for the edition for the rising edition bang how much?"}, {"start": 16462.52, "end": 16464.52, "text": " 20 mil 20"}, {"start": 16464.56, "end": 16466.56, "text": " Who said 20 mil bro?"}, {"start": 16467.36, "end": 16469.36, "text": " This one got sold for 600k"}, {"start": 16469.36, "end": 16472.36, "text": " This one is available for 300k, but what's the booster?"}, {"start": 16472.36, "end": 16479.36, "text": " Ahhhh, Destruction skills boost. What is our boost? Do we have a better boost or worse?"}, {"start": 16484.36, "end": 16486.36, "text": " Same boost. What?"}, {"start": 16488.36, "end": 16490.36, "text": " Are they always the same?"}, {"start": 16492.36, "end": 16494.36, "text": " Like this false horizon isn't only comes with that."}, {"start": 16495.36, "end": 16497.36, "text": " Alright, what is that cop, bro?"}, {"start": 16497.36, "end": 16516.24, "text": " I need to investigate this car for a second chat."}, {"start": 16516.24, "end": 16523.760000000002, "text": " The Driller Edition."}, {"start": 16523.760000000002, "end": 16527.16, "text": " Reason what is this shop down reason holder sticker bro?"}, {"start": 16527.16, "end": 16529.16, "text": " It's not the reason sticker bro."}, {"start": 16534.8, "end": 16536.8, "text": " Gold at the top."}, {"start": 16538.079999999998, "end": 16540.079999999998, "text": " I buy power."}, {"start": 16541.92, "end": 16543.92, "text": " May buy"}, {"start": 16544.32, "end": 16546.32, "text": " Movi Rocket League."}, {"start": 16546.56, "end": 16551.72, "text": " Minus 80% off and it's a current because the market just crashed GG."}, {"start": 16551.72, "end": 16553.72, "text": " Fanta tech."}, {"start": 16554.32, "end": 16556.32, "text": " Fanta tech."}, {"start": 16556.32, "end": 16562.6, "text": " meow on the nameplate and to a shirt he's like"}, {"start": 16566.48, "end": 16573.04, "text": " alright guys it's time for a liminator do I invite Chad if do I go full convoy"}, {"start": 16573.04, "end": 16579.8, "text": " into a liminator or no I see the wheel spin by its super wheelspin"}, {"start": 16579.8, "end": 16583.2, "text": " I did farm some points yesterday."}, {"start": 16583.2, "end": 16587.04, "text": " I think we have a super wheel spin on what?"}, {"start": 16587.04, "end": 16591.8, "text": " Did we take it on the AMG one or no?"}, {"start": 16591.8, "end": 16595.079999999998, "text": " It doesn't work like that."}, {"start": 16595.079999999998, "end": 16598.559999999998, "text": " Eliminator is only solo."}, {"start": 16598.559999999998, "end": 16600.68, "text": " I think we collected it on the AMG right?"}, {"start": 16600.68, "end": 16604.239999999998, "text": " But I need one more wheel spin right now."}, {"start": 16604.239999999998, "end": 16605.559999999998, "text": " This one I'm going to also upgrade right?"}, {"start": 16605.559999999998, "end": 16606.559999999998, "text": " The NSX?"}, {"start": 16606.559999999998, "end": 16607.559999999998, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 16607.56, "end": 16610.04, "text": " Let me max this one next, let me max this one next."}, {"start": 16610.04, "end": 16612.800000000003, "text": " Sexier little car, bro, sheesh."}, {"start": 16612.800000000003, "end": 16615.280000000002, "text": " Chad, which, I was thinking about this morning,"}, {"start": 16615.280000000002, "end": 16616.48, "text": " like I saw a post on Twitter,"}, {"start": 16616.48, "end": 16617.600000000002, "text": " like which car would you take?"}, {"start": 16617.600000000002, "end": 16619.36, "text": " And it was showing four different cars."}, {"start": 16619.36, "end": 16620.640000000003, "text": " One of them was the NSX."}, {"start": 16620.640000000003, "end": 16622.760000000002, "text": " And then they showed the evolution Mitsubishi"}, {"start": 16622.760000000002, "end": 16624.4, "text": " and like some other brands."}, {"start": 16624.4, "end": 16628.48, "text": " Mitsubishi or Honda, which one is more boss?"}, {"start": 16628.48, "end": 16630.4, "text": " And be honest, bro, and be honest,"}, {"start": 16630.4, "end": 16632.24, "text": " because they both, whoa."}, {"start": 16633.24, "end": 16635.16, "text": " Both brands like get me going, bro."}, {"start": 16635.16, "end": 16639.16, "text": " HONDA FOR SH- EVERYONE IS SAYING HONDA!"}, {"start": 16639.16, "end": 16641.16, "text": " FUS!"}, {"start": 16643.16, "end": 16645.16, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 16647.16, "end": 16649.16, "text": " Wow, because of the V-Tech?"}, {"start": 16655.16, "end": 16657.16, "text": " Wait, message sent out?"}, {"start": 16657.16, "end": 16659.16, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 16665.16, "end": 16667.16, "text": " Daily payouts"}, {"start": 16667.68, "end": 16669.68, "text": " 200"}, {"start": 16670.32, "end": 16673.56, "text": " What is this they just gave me a penny"}, {"start": 16675.16, "end": 16678.079999999998, "text": " Do I live like I need a penny no front"}, {"start": 16679.12, "end": 16682.88, "text": " All right. Oh, what is the fastest way to the super wheels pen?"}, {"start": 16684.96, "end": 16686.96, "text": " Wait, where is the"}, {"start": 16692.84, "end": 16694.84, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 16695.16, "end": 16697.16, "text": " No super"}, {"start": 16703.6, "end": 16705.6, "text": " Which other card do I want to max though?"}, {"start": 16708.24, "end": 16714.32, "text": " Check your legendary cars the Peli I for sure on a max as well right it's such a staple"}, {"start": 16716.2, "end": 16718.2, "text": " We can waste some points on this one"}, {"start": 16725.16, "end": 16740.16, "text": " here no no super weird spin I thought every car has it I'm not gonna lie let me check"}, {"start": 16740.16, "end": 16742.16, "text": " My Ferrari"}, {"start": 16743.22, "end": 16747.48, "text": " We unbox this one chat. How are you guys here?"}, {"start": 16762.96, "end": 16764.96, "text": " Edition"}, {"start": 16770.16, "end": 16791.16, "text": " boost oh what what am I looking at I was laughing at my friend Sally for being"}, {"start": 16791.16, "end": 16803.04, "text": " one of the speed skills Ferrari or whatever this is I got 5k I got even"}, {"start": 16803.04, "end": 16808.44, "text": " what about"}, {"start": 16808.44, "end": 16819.28, "text": " 5k gloves and 5k. Is this the worst super wheelspine ever? Yo Sally."}, {"start": 16819.28, "end": 16831.879999999997, "text": " You."}, {"start": 16831.88, "end": 16836.4, "text": " actually tilting that's actually tilting bro justice for Sally buzz all"}, {"start": 16836.4, "end": 16838.760000000002, "text": " right"}, {"start": 16838.760000000002, "end": 16847.120000000003, "text": " both Sally I wasn't even laughing bro barn finds what is this why did it show"}, {"start": 16847.120000000003, "end": 16854.920000000002, "text": " one wait wait what did I do no no no no don't tell me I just used up a credit"}, {"start": 16854.920000000002, "end": 16865.68, "text": " or something now we go chat eliminate the time here we go if we win we get ten"}, {"start": 16865.68, "end": 16871.320000000003, "text": " spins but sadly I don't have coins for anymore right yeah I don't have coins"}, {"start": 16871.320000000003, "end": 16875.04, "text": " I've seven I here we go"}, {"start": 16878.800000000003, "end": 16883.72, "text": " you have real spends wait I didn't take my whoa good go go go where did this one"}, {"start": 16883.72, "end": 16887.72, "text": " I see a gold in this one and a false horizon. It should give me the gold. Gold! Gold!"}, {"start": 16887.72, "end": 16889.72, "text": " Oh, I saw it again! Nice!"}, {"start": 16891.72, "end": 16895.72, "text": " Not bad at all. We can use those credits to buy false horizon editions from the market."}, {"start": 16895.72, "end": 16899.72, "text": " Not bad at all. That's money. That's cash money."}, {"start": 16899.72, "end": 16903.72, "text": " Campaign. Collect the fucking super wieldspins if there is some. Please, please."}, {"start": 16903.72, "end": 16906.72, "text": " I didn't collect them upstream because I- OOOOOH!"}, {"start": 16906.72, "end": 16909.72, "text": " Gold gold. Where is it?"}, {"start": 16909.72, "end": 16913.120000000003, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, there's a scam. Shut your bitch ass up. Where's my real spin?"}, {"start": 16916.68, "end": 16918.68, "text": " Gears upra"}, {"start": 16920.52, "end": 16922.52, "text": " Credit"}, {"start": 16923.22, "end": 16928.16, "text": " Decal decal decal no where's the super wheelspin"}, {"start": 16931.760000000002, "end": 16933.760000000002, "text": " Didn't it say super wheelspin"}, {"start": 16933.760000000002, "end": 16941.760000000002, "text": " On the left. Oh my god. There's a menu for that. I didn't even know I thought it was in support always"}, {"start": 16942.56, "end": 16950.9, "text": " Chat we need a gold or a forza horizon edition just so I know for the horizon edition is better than the golds, right?"}, {"start": 16951.58, "end": 16954.52, "text": " The purple forza is better than the golds, right?"}, {"start": 16958.24, "end": 16961.500000000004, "text": " Yes, how much better a lot, right here we go"}, {"start": 16991.5, "end": 17002.06, "text": " Well, sorry. All right. All right. All right. Let me see if there's any funny cars around and then I'm going to hop into it."}, {"start": 17002.58, "end": 17016.82, "text": " We got a monster energy truck. We got a Ni Hao Chinese dragons on a Nissan GT. How did you get that? Wait, these guys own these cars, right?"}, {"start": 17016.82, "end": 17022.32, "text": " We got a matte purple M4."}, {"start": 17022.32, "end": 17022.98, "text": " We got a PD."}, {"start": 17022.98, "end": 17025.42, "text": " Oh, no, right?"}, {"start": 17025.42, "end": 17027.18, "text": " That's it, right?"}, {"start": 17027.18, "end": 17029.98, "text": " And we got the Jarlous Edition, the winner."}, {"start": 17029.98, "end": 17031.3, "text": " Ah, here we go."}, {"start": 17031.3, "end": 17033.46, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 17033.46, "end": 17035.14, "text": " I just thought it was PD."}, {"start": 17035.14, "end": 17036.54, "text": " Let's get a chat."}, {"start": 17036.54, "end": 17037.5, "text": " Fast try."}, {"start": 17037.5, "end": 17039.26, "text": " We're going to win the eliminated and collect our 10"}, {"start": 17039.26, "end": 17039.739999999998, "text": " winspins."}, {"start": 17039.739999999998, "end": 17040.739999999998, "text": " It is time."}, {"start": 17040.739999999998, "end": 17042.1, "text": " Stream Sniper's assembled."}, {"start": 17042.1, "end": 17044.98, "text": " Stream Sniper's assembled, bro."}, {"start": 17044.98, "end": 17046.3, "text": " Music or no music chat?"}, {"start": 17046.3, "end": 17049.78, "text": " do you want techno or do you want nineties be honest"}, {"start": 17049.78, "end": 17056.78, "text": " speak to me speak to me speak to me"}, {"start": 17060.3, "end": 17061.02, "text": " nineties"}, {"start": 17061.02, "end": 17063.94, "text": " this playlists has been good recently wait"}, {"start": 17063.94, "end": 17070.94, "text": " this one is good"}, {"start": 17071.42, "end": 17072.1, "text": " don't say"}, {"start": 17072.1, "end": 17073.3, "text": " this is not nineties"}, {"start": 17073.3, "end": 17074.739999999998, "text": " I don't know, I call it 90s."}, {"start": 17074.739999999998, "end": 17076.059999999998, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 17078.46, "end": 17080.5, "text": " Get us in!"}, {"start": 17080.5, "end": 17108.5, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 17108.5, "end": 17113.62, "text": " Everybody lock in."}, {"start": 17113.62, "end": 17119.94, "text": " Snipers, please help."}, {"start": 17119.94, "end": 17122.3, "text": " Don't early battle please."}, {"start": 17122.3, "end": 17130.02, "text": " We need to find an early upgrade."}, {"start": 17130.02, "end": 17132.86, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 17132.86, "end": 17135.62, "text": " For the ten wheel spins bro."}, {"start": 17135.62, "end": 17137.62, "text": " the rolls"}, {"start": 17148.5, "end": 17153.86, "text": " You all want lyrics on my left bro, I feel like singing right now actually now here we go lock in"}, {"start": 17157.7, "end": 17159.7, "text": " Lord I shifted because I'm used to high-racing"}, {"start": 17160.899999999998, "end": 17162.899999999998, "text": " But we need up right now"}, {"start": 17166.62, "end": 17168.62, "text": " I'm out of zone, Scheisse."}, {"start": 17184.62, "end": 17186.62, "text": " No battle, no battle, please."}, {"start": 17187.62, "end": 17191.62, "text": " My guy, my guy! It's my prison from yesterday! I love you, bro."}, {"start": 17195.62, "end": 17225.42, "text": " Yesterday we accidentally took him out, I fucked up."}, {"start": 17225.420000000002, "end": 17227.420000000002, "text": " No one is in zone yet. Look at the minimap."}, {"start": 17228.780000000002, "end": 17229.780000000002, "text": " I think we're gonna get..."}, {"start": 17231.260000000002, "end": 17233.260000000002, "text": " There's gotta be a lot of drops ready, you know?"}, {"start": 17240.420000000002, "end": 17242.420000000002, "text": " I'm gonna go on the left to your mark, you."}, {"start": 17253.22, "end": 17254.72, "text": " Oh, there's another guy behind us."}, {"start": 17254.72, "end": 17256.72, "text": " I hope he doesn't battle us."}, {"start": 17262.72, "end": 17264.72, "text": " Matrila! Matrila!"}, {"start": 17264.72, "end": 17266.72, "text": " Don't honk! Don't honk!"}, {"start": 17266.72, "end": 17269.72, "text": " We need those wheel spins, bro, please."}, {"start": 17270.72, "end": 17274.72, "text": " We need to find W. I think it's good."}, {"start": 17274.72, "end": 17277.72, "text": " We need to find LAP right now. I'm gonna go to what's left."}, {"start": 17277.72, "end": 17279.72, "text": " Suck! Careful, guys."}, {"start": 17281.72, "end": 17283.72, "text": " That's a wrap."}, {"start": 17284.72, "end": 17286.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17298.4, "end": 17300.4, "text": " Was the feeling"}, {"start": 17301.16, "end": 17303.16, "text": " Me right now"}, {"start": 17314.72, "end": 17316.72, "text": " Hey, yeah"}, {"start": 17317.800000000003, "end": 17319.800000000003, "text": " Hey, yeah"}, {"start": 17323.120000000003, "end": 17325.120000000003, "text": " Where's my place baby?"}, {"start": 17326.120000000003, "end": 17328.120000000003, "text": " Hey, yeah"}, {"start": 17344.72, "end": 17368.04, "text": " Oh, you think you've got it?"}, {"start": 17368.04, "end": 17369.04, "text": " What makes-"}, {"start": 17369.04, "end": 17378.120000000003, "text": " why are you why are you why are you you're where are the friends your brother I need"}, {"start": 17378.120000000003, "end": 17384.280000000002, "text": " your car I need your car blinkers and nothing personal nothing personal"}, {"start": 17385.280000000002, "end": 17389.32, "text": " actually I don't know wait wait"}, {"start": 17389.32, "end": 17391.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17395.56, "end": 17401.04, "text": " Hey, who took that you guys cannot take your car"}, {"start": 17401.68, "end": 17407.38, "text": " Can I take your car? I need that lens. I'm not gonna lie. I challenge you bro. Please. Let me get that"}, {"start": 17407.38, "end": 17410.88, "text": " Please let me get back all the real friends of the people the real friends"}, {"start": 17414.8, "end": 17416.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17419.32, "end": 17421.32, "text": " Check me. Oh my god."}, {"start": 17421.32, "end": 17423.32, "text": " Am I ass? Am I ass?"}, {"start": 17430.32, "end": 17432.32, "text": " I am being honest."}, {"start": 17440.32, "end": 17441.32, "text": " Ice cold!"}, {"start": 17444.32, "end": 17446.32, "text": " Ice cold!"}, {"start": 17449.32, "end": 17456.32, "text": " Now you're that ladies!"}, {"start": 17456.32, "end": 17461.32, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 17461.32, "end": 17468.32, "text": " Shake it!"}, {"start": 17468.32, "end": 17475.32, "text": " Shake it!"}, {"start": 17475.32, "end": 17477.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17505.32, "end": 17512.32, "text": " Hey, yeah!"}, {"start": 17524.84, "end": 17531.84, "text": " Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 17531.84, "end": 17532.84, "text": " HA HA!"}, {"start": 17533.24, "end": 17534.24, "text": " Bitch, that's awesome!"}, {"start": 17534.24, "end": 17535.24, "text": " Whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 17535.24, "end": 17537.24, "text": " I'm in the mood, I don't know what to look for, bro."}, {"start": 17538.74, "end": 17540.24, "text": " Who did I lose against, bro? Who, who?"}, {"start": 17545.04, "end": 17548.24, "text": " Yo, hey! W1118TTV in the chat, bro!"}, {"start": 17549.04, "end": 17550.24, "text": " Someone check up his life!"}, {"start": 17550.74, "end": 17552.24, "text": " Someone check up his life, bro!"}, {"start": 17554.54, "end": 17555.64, "text": " He is the dope, bro!"}, {"start": 17556.54, "end": 17557.14, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 17557.74, "end": 17560.84, "text": " There's gonna be a lot of non-stream servers."}, {"start": 17560.84, "end": 17564.44, "text": " 39 people remaining, but we haven't had to evade."}, {"start": 17565.74, "end": 17567.54, "text": " 807 flying, here we go."}, {"start": 17568.04, "end": 17569.44, "text": " We're gonna win this shit for you, bro."}, {"start": 17579.64, "end": 17580.84, "text": " Showtime, baby!"}, {"start": 17587.44, "end": 17588.84, "text": " I see pink smoke over there."}, {"start": 17590.84, "end": 17620.68, "text": " So slowly, pink smoke on the right, eyes of an eagle, baby, eyes of an eagle."}, {"start": 17620.68, "end": 17632.18, "text": " Wait, what is it?"}, {"start": 17632.18, "end": 17637.18, "text": " What did I see?"}, {"start": 17637.18, "end": 17642.98, "text": " So slowly."}, {"start": 17642.98, "end": 17657.86, "text": " what is the game plan? do I race this last stream sniper? an upgrade bro? drive in front"}, {"start": 17657.86, "end": 17665.18, "text": " of me if we should race and get the upgrade drive behind me if no my friend what was in"}, {"start": 17665.18, "end": 17669.98, "text": " front I forgot was in front race or no chart what was in front in front if you want to"}, {"start": 17669.98, "end": 17673.26, "text": " race back if you don't want to race behind me if you don't want to race in"}, {"start": 17673.26, "end": 17679.579999999998, "text": " front of you do want to race who's that thank the launch and race okay he"}, {"start": 17679.579999999998, "end": 17687.98, "text": " doesn't want to race okay I need an upgrade though somewhere"}, {"start": 17693.98, "end": 17696.98, "text": " did you race him"}, {"start": 17699.98, "end": 17709.98, "text": " oh no well he's died for us he is not gonna win that"}, {"start": 17709.98, "end": 17715.98, "text": " we're fucking alone now boys and girls everybody crazy in the channel"}, {"start": 17715.98, "end": 17721.98, "text": " everybody crazy I'm gonna put some music and I'm gonna lock in one guy's coming"}, {"start": 17721.98, "end": 17727.98, "text": " fast isn't the cyber on now who is behind us there's someone behind us"}, {"start": 17729.98, "end": 17731.98, "text": " What level are we talking on top?"}, {"start": 17731.98, "end": 17734.98, "text": " Nancy will smug man off road, level 3, that's ours, it's level 4."}, {"start": 17734.98, "end": 17736.98, "text": " Wait, is that Mike? Is it...?"}, {"start": 17738.98, "end": 17740.98, "text": " That was Mike, isn't it, right?"}, {"start": 17742.98, "end": 17744.98, "text": " Oh, gosh."}, {"start": 17744.98, "end": 17747.98, "text": " I think it's Mike, isn't it? If not..."}, {"start": 17747.98, "end": 17749.98, "text": " At least it's Mike, isn't it?"}, {"start": 17749.98, "end": 17751.98, "text": " Yep. Okay."}, {"start": 17751.98, "end": 17755.98, "text": " Oh, he wants to give us the upgrade. Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 17755.98, "end": 17762.98, "text": " But after that we're literally alone, Rob."}, {"start": 17785.98, "end": 17787.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17815.98, "end": 17837.14, "text": " We need a good car, all 7 in the technical mic is literally alone now, and we are only"}, {"start": 17837.14, "end": 17838.14, "text": " level 5."}, {"start": 17838.14, "end": 17839.14, "text": " We are only level 5."}, {"start": 17839.14, "end": 17840.14, "text": " Can we take that?"}, {"start": 17840.14, "end": 17841.14, "text": " I didn't see enough, are we taking a level 5?"}, {"start": 17841.14, "end": 17842.14, "text": " It's a little fast."}, {"start": 17842.14, "end": 17843.14, "text": " Ah, what is this shit?"}, {"start": 17843.14, "end": 17847.14, "text": " a little faster. Ah, what is this shit? This is better than a Lancer, you won't!"}, {"start": 17852.14, "end": 17853.14, "text": " Level 7."}, {"start": 17855.14, "end": 17858.14, "text": " What is in the race right now? Ah, yeah."}, {"start": 17858.14, "end": 17862.14, "text": " Shit, what do I do? Do I hunt for someone lower level than me? And pray?"}, {"start": 17862.14, "end": 17865.14, "text": " Or do I find red smoke? I don't know, I hide after it's in me."}, {"start": 17866.14, "end": 17869.14, "text": " There's two people that are not in the race right now. If he locks me in, GG, does he not get..."}, {"start": 17869.14, "end": 17871.86, "text": " Ahhhh! No! Please leave me out of the reaction!"}, {"start": 17871.86, "end": 17873.14, "text": " That would be too much! That's for sure!"}, {"start": 17873.14, "end": 17874.5, "text": " This is it! To the right!"}, {"start": 17874.5, "end": 17876.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17898.3, "end": 17900.3, "text": " Never know"}, {"start": 17900.3, "end": 17910.899999999998, "text": " The second after the stream snappers died, not one minute has passed."}, {"start": 17910.899999999998, "end": 17912.94, "text": " How is that even possible, bro?"}, {"start": 17912.94, "end": 17914.46, "text": " How is that even possible, bro?"}, {"start": 17914.46, "end": 17917.219999999998, "text": " Chad, I got unlucky as shit now."}, {"start": 17917.219999999998, "end": 17919.1, "text": " Imagine what has been in our direction, bro."}, {"start": 17919.1, "end": 17920.579999999998, "text": " Imagine what has been in our direction."}, {"start": 17920.579999999998, "end": 17922.3, "text": " Fuck, Chad, how can we win one of these?"}, {"start": 17922.3, "end": 17924.02, "text": " I just want the 10 wheel spins."}, {"start": 17924.02, "end": 17926.219999999998, "text": " Like I'll go full muda mode for those 10 wheel spins, bro."}, {"start": 17926.219999999998, "end": 17927.66, "text": " I don't give a shit."}, {"start": 17927.66, "end": 17929.1, "text": " How can we win it, bro?"}, {"start": 17929.1, "end": 17930.1, "text": " Stream snappers, how can we win it?"}, {"start": 17930.100000000002, "end": 17942.600000000002, "text": " chat how can we win it let me lock in let me lock in let me lock in I need fast"}, {"start": 17942.600000000002, "end": 17948.000000000004, "text": " upgrades they were all level seven we need to race more early all right here"}, {"start": 17948.000000000004, "end": 17950.600000000002, "text": " we go everybody lock in all right I'm gonna put on the music and then we lock"}, {"start": 17950.600000000002, "end": 17957.600000000002, "text": " I don't want to start, probably in the middle of something like this, here we go, everybody look in."}, {"start": 17980.600000000002, "end": 17990.600000000002, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 17990.600000000002, "end": 17997.600000000002, "text": " Where's the zone?"}, {"start": 17997.600000000002, "end": 18001.600000000002, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 18001.600000000002, "end": 18006.600000000002, "text": " We are in the zone."}, {"start": 18006.600000000002, "end": 18008.600000000002, "text": " Smoke"}, {"start": 18021.320000000003, "end": 18023.320000000003, "text": " What"}, {"start": 18028.440000000002, "end": 18030.440000000002, "text": " Explain that to me"}, {"start": 18030.52, "end": 18032.2, "text": " Explain that to me"}, {"start": 18032.2, "end": 18034.2, "text": " What the fuck just happened?"}, {"start": 18034.2, "end": 18036.2, "text": " What the fuck just happened?"}, {"start": 18036.2, "end": 18038.2, "text": " What's that land?"}, {"start": 18044.84, "end": 18046.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18066.2, "end": 18080.2, "text": " There's a smoke? Where?"}, {"start": 18080.2, "end": 18086.2, "text": " Left or right? Left or right? Left or right? Left or right?"}, {"start": 18086.2, "end": 18088.2, "text": " This way!"}, {"start": 18102.2, "end": 18104.2, "text": " What are you guys seeing?"}, {"start": 18116.2, "end": 18132.2, "text": " I don't see it! I don't see it! Maybe it's taking over. How am I still level one, bruh?"}, {"start": 18132.2, "end": 18134.2, "text": " Oh, I need an upgrade now!"}, {"start": 18138.9, "end": 18139.4, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 18140.3, "end": 18141.7, "text": " Level 3, level 4!"}, {"start": 18162.2, "end": 18169.2, "text": " Friendly or not, friendly or not, doesn't matter. I fucking beat him anyway."}, {"start": 18179.760000000002, "end": 18186.760000000002, "text": " Off-road time, baby!"}, {"start": 18192.2, "end": 18194.72, "text": " Wait! I wreck all the trees in his way!"}, {"start": 18195.8, "end": 18197.2, "text": " Erd wind-shutten, Bruder!"}, {"start": 18214.48, "end": 18215.48, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 18222.2, "end": 18247.2, "text": " I don't know where he's going bro."}, {"start": 18277.2, "end": 18284.2, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 18294.8, "end": 18296.8, "text": " Someone explain to me what's going on."}, {"start": 18296.8, "end": 18298.8, "text": " Someone explain to me what's going on."}, {"start": 18298.8, "end": 18301.8, "text": " Can you see streams happening or not?"}, {"start": 18301.8, "end": 18304.8, "text": " Going the wrong way."}, {"start": 18304.8, "end": 18307.8, "text": " I don't know if this is happening."}, {"start": 18307.8, "end": 18310.8, "text": " Oh, I'm actually trying to look at my map."}, {"start": 18310.8, "end": 18313.8, "text": " It's just so different from my racing."}, {"start": 18315.8, "end": 18317.8, "text": " 900 meters, look in."}, {"start": 18317.8, "end": 18318.8, "text": " One wheel is off, wait, what?"}, {"start": 18318.8, "end": 18320.8, "text": " Go back, go back."}, {"start": 18325.8, "end": 18327.8, "text": " Level 2."}, {"start": 18334.8, "end": 18354.54, "text": " Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!"}, {"start": 18354.54, "end": 18361.54, "text": " I'll win it for you my boy!"}, {"start": 18361.54, "end": 18366.54, "text": " I'll win it for you my boy!"}, {"start": 18366.54, "end": 18370.54, "text": " I'll win it for you my boy!"}, {"start": 18370.54, "end": 18375.54, "text": " I'll win it for you my boy!"}, {"start": 18375.54, "end": 18380.54, "text": " When I drop by it."}, {"start": 18380.54, "end": 18382.54, "text": " Right now."}, {"start": 18382.54, "end": 18384.54, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 18388.54, "end": 18390.54, "text": " That's Catawas!"}, {"start": 18390.54, "end": 18392.54, "text": " Double 3, that's my right?"}, {"start": 18392.54, "end": 18395.54, "text": " You're actually the music that can get you to the top!"}, {"start": 18397.54, "end": 18399.54, "text": " Auto Turbo, yeah!"}, {"start": 18407.54, "end": 18410.54, "text": " I'll put music lower on my end so I don't get fucked."}, {"start": 18410.54, "end": 18412.34, "text": " Ah, here we go, nom-loved."}, {"start": 18412.34, "end": 18413.18, "text": " Nom-loved."}, {"start": 18417.98, "end": 18419.98, "text": " Okay, we are a little free."}, {"start": 18424.14, "end": 18426.14, "text": " I'm gonna win this shit, Chad."}, {"start": 18440.54, "end": 18447.54, "text": " Level 6!"}, {"start": 18447.54, "end": 18452.54, "text": " Oh, jeepers."}, {"start": 18452.54, "end": 18458.54, "text": " Just cast my back though."}, {"start": 18458.54, "end": 18465.54, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 18465.54, "end": 18494.22, "text": " Smoke on the right, smoke on the right."}, {"start": 18494.22, "end": 18512.940000000002, "text": " level smoke smoke there's a player there's a player"}, {"start": 18512.94, "end": 18514.94, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18515.579999999998, "end": 18519.26, "text": " Jen this one of the Toyota up sniper that means"}, {"start": 18521.699999999997, "end": 18523.699999999997, "text": " And maybe a sample"}, {"start": 18528.739999999998, "end": 18530.739999999998, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18531.3, "end": 18533.3, "text": " No"}, {"start": 18535.219999999998, "end": 18538.34, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm going forward"}, {"start": 18542.94, "end": 18551.94, "text": " I'm about to break my money, Tom."}, {"start": 18551.94, "end": 18552.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18552.94, "end": 18555.579999999998, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 18555.579999999998, "end": 18556.94, "text": " Explain that to me."}, {"start": 18556.94, "end": 18558.66, "text": " Explain that to me."}, {"start": 18558.66, "end": 18560.66, "text": " Explain that to me."}, {"start": 18560.66, "end": 18561.66, "text": " Explain that to me."}, {"start": 18561.66, "end": 18563.46, "text": " Nikolai, can I have your car now?"}, {"start": 18563.46, "end": 18564.46, "text": " I know he needed it."}, {"start": 18564.46, "end": 18566.46, "text": " Hug me if you want to get..."}, {"start": 18566.46, "end": 18567.46, "text": " Okay, he's locked."}, {"start": 18567.46, "end": 18568.46, "text": " We can make it with this."}, {"start": 18568.46, "end": 18569.46, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 18569.46, "end": 18571.46, "text": " What the f**k?"}, {"start": 18574.18, "end": 18576.18, "text": " Chef, why didn't it go away?"}, {"start": 18581.62, "end": 18584.739999999998, "text": " Try to win Nikolaj, you're not gonna. I just want to see if I would beat you."}, {"start": 18585.579999999998, "end": 18587.579999999998, "text": " I think I would, bro. I'm a great driver."}, {"start": 18588.379999999997, "end": 18590.379999999997, "text": " I'm too slow."}, {"start": 18596.94, "end": 18598.94, "text": " Off-road in 3, 2, 1."}, {"start": 18599.46, "end": 18629.379999999997, "text": " I can't take it in the race chat."}, {"start": 18629.38, "end": 18641.38, "text": " Wait, I can't!"}, {"start": 18641.38, "end": 18643.38, "text": " Ahhhhh!"}, {"start": 18643.38, "end": 18645.38, "text": " Please break!"}, {"start": 18645.38, "end": 18647.38, "text": " Please break!"}, {"start": 18647.38, "end": 18649.38, "text": " Hahaha!"}, {"start": 18649.38, "end": 18653.38, "text": " Don't roll into it!"}, {"start": 18653.38, "end": 18655.38, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 18655.38, "end": 18657.38, "text": " Don't roll into it, please!"}, {"start": 18685.38, "end": 18695.260000000002, "text": " Have a great day guys. I'll see you all tomorrow. 4pm CET. Tomorrow maybe some B-M-N-G. Tomorrow"}, {"start": 18695.260000000002, "end": 18702.06, "text": " maybe some B-M-N-G. Alright, easy peasy. Boys, I'll see you all tomorrow. Peace out. Have"}, {"start": 18702.06, "end": 18707.02, "text": " a great one. Thank you for being with WChat, WI Racing, W Community, Wsend Community."}, {"start": 18707.02, "end": 18711.74, "text": " And yeah, I'll see you guys. Thank you for the awesome streams. Tilt a site of that last"}, {"start": 18711.74, "end": 18715.7, "text": " around Nikolai I remember your name if I see you in a lobby again bro I know"}, {"start": 18715.7, "end": 18720.5, "text": " exactly what you are and who you are bro no no no no no and I racing that"}, {"start": 18720.5, "end": 18724.620000000003, "text": " shit wouldn't go bro that's beyond guys thank you for these awesome streams bro"}, {"start": 18724.620000000003, "end": 18730.260000000002, "text": " for real for real I don't know how long we're gonna be using this bad boy but"}, {"start": 18730.260000000002, "end": 18736.300000000003, "text": " for sure tomorrow again and then for sure we will do as well at some point"}, {"start": 18736.300000000003, "end": 18741.620000000003, "text": " probably a stream with like a real racer or something you know I mean and"}, {"start": 18741.62, "end": 18743.62, "text": " Boys, I'll see you guys. Peace out."}, {"start": 18743.62, "end": 18746.62, "text": " And wait, we should raid over to someone. It's the weekend, bro."}, {"start": 18746.62, "end": 18748.62, "text": " On weekend, we have to raid people."}, {"start": 18748.62, "end": 18751.62, "text": " Let me raid someone with like almost no viewers and eye-racing, bro,"}, {"start": 18751.62, "end": 18754.62, "text": " because that community just put the biggest smile on my face today."}, {"start": 18754.62, "end": 18756.62, "text": " Let me see, Chad. Let me see. Let me see."}, {"start": 18756.62, "end": 18758.62, "text": " We have to raid an eye-racing."}, {"start": 18758.62, "end": 18762.62, "text": " Eye-racing. Who's grinding eye-racing right now?"}, {"start": 18771.62, "end": 18782.719999999998, "text": " Let's write over to..."}, {"start": 18782.719999999998, "end": 18787.1, "text": " She's doing the exact same race as me."}, {"start": 18787.1, "end": 18788.1, "text": " Let's write over to her."}, {"start": 18788.1, "end": 18789.1, "text": " Chat, be nice."}, {"start": 18789.1, "end": 18790.1, "text": " Be nice."}, {"start": 18790.1, "end": 18791.1, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 18791.1, "end": 18793.3, "text": " It was one of the nicest communities."}, {"start": 18793.3, "end": 18794.3, "text": " Be nice, bro."}, {"start": 18794.3, "end": 18795.3, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 18795.3, "end": 18796.3, "text": " We're going to write over to her."}, {"start": 18796.3, "end": 18797.3, "text": " Give her some love."}, {"start": 18797.3, "end": 18798.3, "text": " Wait, is this from English Lodge?"}, {"start": 18798.3, "end": 18799.3, "text": " Yes, English."}, {"start": 18799.3, "end": 18800.3, "text": " Alright, peace out, guys."}, {"start": 18800.3, "end": 18801.3, "text": " I love you guys."}, {"start": 18801.3, "end": 18805.739999999998, "text": " I think we're being a W fucking shit as always bro."}, {"start": 18805.739999999998, "end": 18807.54, "text": " And yeah, you can say, what can you say?"}, {"start": 18807.54, "end": 18812.54, "text": " You can say, I don't know, like, don't say something"}, {"start": 18812.98, "end": 18814.96, "text": " stupid like blah, blah, blah, rate, like, I don't know,"}, {"start": 18814.96, "end": 18816.86, "text": " like worst driver rate, like say something like,"}, {"start": 18816.86, "end": 18820.78, "text": " I don't know, like, you know, like I'm an IRA as well, bro."}, {"start": 18820.78, "end": 18823.38, "text": " All right, I'll see you guys, peace out."}, {"start": 18823.38, "end": 18827.7, "text": " And yeah, bro, W IRAs and community, bro, for you."}, {"start": 18827.7, "end": 18829.18, "text": " All right, I'll see you guys, peace."}, {"start": 18829.18, "end": 18830.26, "text": " See you guys tomorrow, have a wonderful,"}, {"start": 18830.260000000002, "end": 18840.640000000003, "text": " blessed morning evening night wherever you are bro peace out peace out peace out bye bye"}, {"start": 18840.640000000003, "end": 18848.36, "text": " you're a great racer thank you bro alright bye bye bye bye peace out"}]}