you
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Oh hell no. Today is one of these days, bro. Today is one of these... I can't even find my camera.
Today is one of these days, bro. Today is one of these days, bro.
Today is one of these days, bro. Mr. Hockey, thanks for the 15 gifted total. I love you, baby.
Hats on the fucking chat right now. Right now.
Today is one of these days, bro. Today is one of these days, bro.
I hope you're all doing well. I hope you're all at a beautiful fucking Saturday morning so far.
The weekend is just getting started type one if you agree type two if you're chopped if you're time zone
Makes the statement not truthful. I
I
Too cooked Shiza
Up y'all doing well on today is one of those days bro raining outside. I got a sad message today, bro
Not that I mean it is for me very sad
We'll see bro. We'll see bro. Can't say what it is bro. Come on. Gee come on. Gee
We'll see bro. We'll see vac net you guys. You can tell me to play anything bro, but I read this
Can you play fuck a fan contest?
Not today, bro. Not today, bro. Ah
You can vote for anything bro, but that I cannot do bro that I cannot do bro. Um
React to desk card YouTube video
Kiro
Kiro calm down
Calm down
Let's calm down
Today I come unprepared play anything other than CS. He typed then wrong
That kind of makes him on the place. Yes. Listen, bro. I feel like we have two sections currently
I feel like the stream has turned into two different factions like in a wall of warcraft, bro
Or like on the door on SMP talk about on SMP and CS. I feel like there's two sides right now building one is
Play some CS. What are you doing? He's addicted to Minecraft. What is he playing?
This isn't what it used to and then we have that I don't feel like it's 50 50 and then we have the other side
That's like yo finally man finally not just CS bro. You'll get off CS for this game is this game is buns
Yo, which side are you on bro? I don't even know which side I'm on bro
I like doing both but every time I do one of them the other faction the other 50% is like yo, bro
What is this? Yo, what is this? Come on, but don't I hope you doing well?
ah nuke the dongle smp cs
ah play geometry dash buzz all right i think that's gonna win in a world bro
ah six euros from mr oisan corn with the famous german person it's a game
corn corn
Let me see. I don't see it bro. Are you trying to hack my ass bro? I literally does not show
up when I search for that. I saw something else when I search for that. Uh, hockey JP
with another five. Hockey. If you could, this is not paid to win. Listen here, bro. This
stream is never paid to win. You know me, bro. You know me, bro. I don't even run.
Do I even run out so much? I don't even know if I do. Hockey with the total 20
gift it so far hockey was right now you're the leader in gifted subs what game
do you want me to play my friend what game hey it could be your own game bro it
could be on game hey come on gee I'm joking but actually what would you want
me to play bro let me see good idea I can be I can be the fan what pit
stream chat I'm also not against whipping out the wheel again today okay
Um, which we haven't done in a bit. I wouldn't be against doing a little grinding session of actually getting the first win in
Liminator for that other server still up. I don't know there
Um, I don't have the real ready, but it is in the room next door
I would just have to get it by the bing-ba-bang but a bing-ba-bang will take like five minutes
We only live once mr. Izy with the 25 stable Ronaldo's what what the hell is this currency, bro?
Romanian rules plays a cure. Oh, please. This is all my money
Bro, I can't just start to kill on a random Saturday. I just said we only live once, but I cannot do that
Bro, that's just not allowed. You know life doesn't allow that
Tonga, okay, I appreciate the gifted subs, but I don't appreciate the recommendation. That's the chat for Mr.
for Mr.
For Mr. Hockey JP, bro
JP JP for Japan award
um... one quick little case bro
one quick little case
play hentai and simulator
nah bro that's not an on-stream game
come on
wait we got to ping the last time
bro these cases man
one gold if gold i end the stream
what
yo wait i started five minutes ago
i'm live for
for 10 minutes no no no no no yo hey clip that what did I say what did I say no
no no no no yo what it's one and four hundred what are we talking about I
open one case every stream I haven't even done fun with streams in my life what
are these odds no no no no no guys listen well listen listen listen listen
What? I can't end. Or? I was like nah, I just started. But I don't want to be a scammer.
Chet, do you want me to hold my world or do we, my world or do we scam together?
Because you don't want me to end, right? Come on, let's have a fun time on Saturday!
Let's have some fun! Right? Ended. Bye bye. What?
bro I'm not bro nah nah bro I yo I didn't mean it like that I didn't it's a sign for
the hero house and a sign for the kill silly bro she's making shit up bro bro she's making
all the sudden he sees a black on the left this line that's a sign for the hero bars
alright do I do I buy this chat M9 whoop on Mars is it worth more than 219 than
the key. With this X-ray feature I don't even know anymore. No, yes it is. Does it
not show the float in this? Wait, it doesn't show the float. I'm buying it.
bro a 2 euro 19 and nine oh this is this is like well-worn feel tested feel
tested high-flow we take that not bad at all bro
come on wait we got a pink the last time
probably cases man one gold if gold and the stream what
what I started five me nine guys nine I'm not I can't bro I can't I can't
else camera bro I don't want to end and I don't have to end like why would I
punish my like why would I why would we do that I know bro else camera no no
actually someone stopped me bro guys stop your point the bro so bro back to
back to back imagine I said oh my god I'm happy that I said and imagine I
said because I was about to say 24 hour stream bro. Oh my, oh my god! I would have done it.
I would have done that. I just can't end. You know what I mean? It's back to back 24 hour
stream. Like actually you have my word. Oh god wait. I mean yeah tomorrow I have nothing.
Here we go.
Oh my God.
Guys, how much to gift you so it's like not a scam.
Oh my God!
That didn't leak, right?
I don't have money.
I don't think it did.
Bro, I can't end, bro.
I can't end.
Like, stop.
Why would you want me to end?
Why would you, guys?
Why would you want me to end?
That makes you kinda sad, bro.
What, bro?
Come on man like what is it like your clock in and forward? Oh, I now I have to watch over the pixel. What?
whoa
Slip me 50 and you're good
We hate you. What why are you watching then?
Hey
L scammer W3
No, bro plays a Kiro
Bro the Kiro
Bro, I don't know when I can play Zikiro, bro.
Alright, guys.
We're gonna pull what I'm gonna play today, okay?
I'm not gonna choose today. I'm not gonna choose today.
Today it is your stream. You understand, bro?
You can do with the stream whatever you want.
You can do whatever you want, bro.
You can vote for whatever, bro.
Mmm...
I'm being badass, bro. I'm being badass.
Is it because I was too lazy to think of something myself?
Nine, bro.
I just thought it was a nice idea to like involve the community a little bit
You know what I mean, so yeah today you guys can choose bro today you guys can choose bro
So yeah, how do we do this?
And
Streamer 50 gifted
I'll give 67 gifted but bro then like come on. Gee. I actually made a mistake bro. I actually made a mistake, bro
Like I'll never do that mistake again. Okay, bro
Almost as gifted 2000. I'm not joking does it go through. I hope it doesn't complete purchase
tf2 me side peaceful mode hold on a second what does that mean is that a
is that a motor something yo I wouldn't mind playing one of the games
I was about to shout out the sub not realising that it was me myself yo am I
fried today bro yesterday I was fried today I'm even Friday I think I'm not
It's the weather or something all right. Let's start with the very real quick. I shout out to own a pixel for the for the for the for the for the
67 gifted
Jet remind me as well today. We do have to check
We do have to check
Don't an SMP if somebody found my logout or not who remembers yesterday when I said if you find my logout three bell
It's only gonna be 10 minutes today of the SMP. I only gonna be like 10 minutes
I just have to like finish what we started yesterday
See if someone actually hacked my account to find me.
Because I did say yesterday I would check today.
3 bill is worth how much in real cash?
That's like...
I forgot to tell you, how much does it go for in IRL?
That's a lot.
Alright, let's check the rhetoric quick.
I'll check weekly for a second, alright?
Because I haven't checked it.
Have I?
WLockpixel, we saw this.
One announced that his next register will be in Japan right after his China streams. Yo, listen guys listen listen listen
I did tell my homies to lock me in after Japan will be try don't fall into the hole again
So, yeah, I know I'm 28 I should be
Dealing with that myself, but I don't know sometimes I just I get stuck
So yeah, this time shouldn't be but but I will go on like a Japan
and uh, short vacation, feel me?
38, I'm not 38, bro.
I'm not 38, bro.
At least he keeps his videos well sorted.
What the fuck is this?
That is not real, no, no, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey, hey.
This is literally not real, bro.
Straight for game for you, bro.
You can literally see it's an MP3 file, bro.
I've never seen furry porn that's only 39 kilobits,
I've never seen that. This is clearly fake. This is clearly fake, bro. I speak from a
This has to be fake bro, I would else um
We saw this shout out to formula one chat. I have a question, bro
It's formula one
Again, I'm not a I'm not a watcher like that, but it's formula one
Tiny bro compared to something like football football is so massive
it's so massive compared to f1 what the hell f1 is nothing nothing it's crazy
bro it's f1 only Europe or something I mean I don't watch it I don't know if
it's fun I've never seen a game of f1 no everybody knows f1 are you are you
for real because I swear I didn't know Max Verstappen for the longest time I
didn't know London Oris at all. I don't know. Hamilton, Hamilton I thought of.
Hamilton I thought of. Why are you saying question mark bro? At least I'm not laughing bro. I'm just
keeping it real you know. But I know football bro. I'm tapped in bro. Ronaldo
Messi. Ben Zemar. You're feeling me bro. You're feeling me. Let's start by
Daily
At least he keeps okay, not gonna check that again owner. What the frick don't ask a big lip
Yeah, I still don't understand like when I saw this clip after I end the stream
In the first thing when I opened Instagram was yo, what is this like when I check my my DMs?
Well, I don't know how I didn't see this. I'm being badass
My reaction I think because if you checked before on the what it was me getting killed up on trapped up on killed
It was just people trolling and I wanted to rate bases
So I was happy that I saw two minors
To two minecrafters in front of what I thought was a nice base
I saw some sugar cane like a farm, but I didn't like inspect like I didn't it didn't click I
Saw chests I was like you're finally a base
I know it looks bad especially me going like this
Yo, I think I didn't realize at all in this clip right because they started killing me
Instantly and like I didn't even see it
Farak's pull my pal
Where's he when we needed him the most where's he when we needed him the most
He could have stopped that from happening bought this up for 600 euro 0.7 stick up rise
Bro, I'm so out of skins right now. I'm not gonna lie guys. I'm not gonna love to you guys
600 euros for this. Are we taking the piss?
This is disgusting though
It's like feel tested the looks
Your to be to log out is insane by the way, what are you talking about?
What do you mean?
What do you mean by that I told people to protect it bro, we should be fine
Can you protect my log out bro, it's right here the next time when I come yo bro, I hope there's something there
What
I'm not gonna watch it for spoilers or what is this is is this guy on my logout
Only pictures logout spot less than 24 hours later yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo okay
I'm not gonna watch it wait. What they're doing something. Oh
No, I'm scared good or bad. Don't tell me don't tell me don't tell me mix the same mix things mix things
It's from two days ago
Do I watch it on our chat
Oh, I like being edge, but I can't honestly
What a Sally says do what Sally says he says just log in bro. I can't just log in or go now before more people go
I'm not logging on I'm not logging on
I'm checking Donut S&P, Donut S&P
Donut S&P, Donut, Donut
Donut
What will be?
She's a maniac, maniac
Whoa, what the frick
Let's be fall
why does my shit keep bugging out guys you can't see right now right
maybe i can't hold the music you hear that shit bro literally making me oh my god feel
some type of a way guys I have logged out on to be to tea in a position in a spot
whether we're like six people around me and you all know to be to tea a lot of
hacking a lot of trapping there's infant there's people crashing your
PCs using map arts because they have too much information you open a book
or the sudden your your full fucking house explodes that all happens on to
be to see the oldest energy server in Minecraft. Some people aren't going to start energy anymore.
Why? Because Mojang, Mojang, they now filter the chat, this and that, housemaestar, grrrr.
I have shared my logout to a selected few people that were standing around me and I
logout like two days ago and I told them, hey, please protect this logout. Don't
make, make sure that no one fucks with that. Here we go. I may get banned off Twitch.
3, if they put BBC map out in front of me, it's an anarchy server!
It could be anything!
Again, Twitch, I'm sorry!
Here we go!
3, 2, 1.
I can't just disconnect boys and girls so far I've not been killed somebody is
DMing me I love you love you too silver I see the logo of the clan where I was at
first you are these guys friendly or not first thing that happened when I joined
the discord randoms that joined after me spamming the n-word none of them though
none of them and again it's an unhacky discord server as well as well
Discord and Perium join rebuilt it for you I'm gonna join in one second what is
this everybody put like was here visa tactics built here EMP on top the
people who built this place only the people on Omiga fry potato built here
dr. Quads I love you much like yeah what's a cry bro please sign these oh
oh shit wait what is this chat how many books did I sign on to be the conqueror
oh god this fuck I shouldn't open these without thinking chat how many do I sign
I think one or is that too greedy I sign one for and pay them okay
I don't like having too many books out there you know what I mean else they're
not work like else it's like it's cringe if you if if you have like hundred
signed books out there okay I'm gonna sign one book for them okay
protecting my log out gang shit bro gang shit come on boys oh god wait
they're not gonna fight over it all right they're all one clan
I
Mean they are clown I think they work together. Let me see what is what is around here chat
It's all water. How did they build this so fast? This was two days
Holy base guys if you look back in the what there was literally nothing
Nothing! It has already been flooded. Maybe they flooded...
What? Is that their logo?
A bunch of furnaces in the air. What am I looking at?
And we have a logo. I think this is their clan logo.
Showing that they did this.
some of it is flooded maybe some griefers found it as well and they had
some fights over the spot I don't know oh my god there's a furnace stairway to
heaven what the hell and there's also a obsidian roof a cross above the whole
built not sure why we have sponges too so I think they already started draining a
lot of it but this has been still in full water why correct me if I'm wrong so
it can't get briefed easily right you can't destroy blocks like in water like
this these are probably all source blocks correct me from wrong wow passing
the check to them for doing this I'm gonna join the discord real quick and
I'm gonna head out probably. Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Am I still on the discord?
Or did I leave immediately? I think I left. I'm not gonna drown check, right?
What is that, Escort?
Uh...
Ah, it's here.
No.
Ah!
Ah, blasted across the whole server and I can't find it.
Buzz!
Alright, am I done?
Be honest, bruh.
I
Will there be an what yes or no get your predictions going I'm gonna join public shit three two one wait. It's locked guys. Can you give me a parents?
I'm an AFK
hello hello yo boys thank you for doing this shit man we built up in one day by the way
how how many people like print around 10 people whoa whoa why do I have explosions creep us
careful i fly away somewhere i think eboji is trying to kill me eboji 373
enemy they built it in about eight hours wait are you a girl
there's the girl and the boy what okay okay sorry for this weird question but uh
okay hey on 2b2t uh i've uh i think i've ever met a lady all right
I have a question the the furnace staircase. What is that the whole
Someone builds it in the midair. That's a known player
I have a question people are whispering me to be careful of this group somebody messes me EMP
EMP is the evil group of 2B2T. They are very toxic
They're trying to they're trying to pull you away from this VC get you out of here
They're just breaking proof in here
Jellos because of her very kind people you're making it up
Okay, what was the worst thing you guys did and be honest like you've got someone or you like exploded like hack someone and shit
We killed someone
Okay, you don't want to answer for real like you can be honest like if you like you don't like I know what goes down on the servers
Sorry, so someone's there mean to us
If they're mean to us we do that
I'm not gonna tell you who's telling me the information then okay, also there this group has been around for ten years
Yeah, the oldest act for the oldest active group on the server. It's gonna be
I wanted to like pull you away. That's all anyway you go anyway you go people are gonna say to you
Oh fuck that group this group did that this group did this anyway any
Every group here. There's no idea
What's the goal of your group you would say how would you describe it like was what is your main?
mostly mostly we
build with PVP
Okay, are you the strongest group on the server? Are you the strongest you would say yes?
Hey guys, I appreciate it. Do you play don't listen to you guys or is that like cringe and you don't know us? Yeah
Have a player that used to pull a doctor donut really
Well, I wish to be to tea had voice chat like don't us and P imagine proxen voice in this that will be sick
We do some cool projects, and if you want to participate in the future, you can stay in the Discord.
If you stay in the Discord, we can invite you to make bigger projects that we do in the future.
You can show me the Megabase.
You can hack me if I stay in the Discord, I'm not going to lie.
No, no, no.
Stop possible, bro.
It's not possible.
It's just to keep the line of contact and invite you to stuff in the future.
Okay, I'll just add one of you guys on Discord. I think that's easier now.
I just have one of you guys, okay I'll add constellation.
Alright guys, much love, I'm gonna log out right here.
I don't know when I'm gonna hop on the next time, but please don't come and trap me.
I saw some fit videos.
Alright, oh no.
Could you potentially, if you know my exact location logout, could you like, fuck my...
No?
No, 87 is saying to go over to where he is.
they're gonna make another build so we're gonna build a new build
but would you be able to would you be able to if no one can help me
and you know my exact logon could you like track my account forever
technically speaking no no no
no you'd be able to get out of it unless
unless someone watching has that new there's a fucking bundle band thing
people are doing you can still get a way around that
No, that's you. You'll be fine.
Okay.
How old are you all of you if I may ask?
I don't know the demographical.
Most of the adults like 19 and the elder.
Some are younger.
HG plus HG.
I'm like 26.
Am I not in this call?
I'm 28.
No, no, no, no, you're not.
No.
That's older.
There's two people older than you, at least.
Okay.
I've talked to Jack the Ripper.
He's also pretty young.
All right, guys.
Um, I'm going to head out.
much love and thank you so much I piece not a single and what this time in the
imperial discord you can go back to normal once I leave peace guys bye bye
much love already know that's family that's right now you already know I
W's suck I'm gonna DC chat is that combat logging I don't think so right
That's Anikisawa.
Shish, W's.
All right, I told you only for a minute.
Mr. Hockey JP goes for the five zifters.
Because you're on the brissy, bro.
Appreciate you, my dog.
All right, let me finish the rhetoric quick.
And who did they say to add?
I forgot.
Um
I'll have a person
Um, all right boys suck. Let's see. Let me leave
Well, all right next miss a grocery with the five as well. What are all the gifts today, bro?
I'm gonna buy a pricure with that suck
I should have asked if they all buy for price you if they all pay for it. They probably do
All right, um, what else?
Which combo is the best?
Ahelna, ahelna.
Do we have some other good posts?
What is this?
Wait!
Professional voice actors reimagining of same-name.
Someone in our discord is an actual voice actor and made the scene himself because mine
was chopped.
Here we go.
What the hell are you?
I'm the man that...
Okay.
I'm the man that is keeping it.
What the hell is this?
We had an agreement, right?
We had our deal.
So where's the tank, Mike?
Mike doesn't know where it is.
Only I do.
And you're dealing with me now, not him.
Why don't you just cut to what it is,
what you want or what you think is gonna happen here,
all right?
Because we're gonna get what we came for.
1000 gallons of methyl amines
You are my stupid. Can I not remember which accent I did?
Oh my god.
But more on my hands than yours.
For anyone else's for that matter.
But I need distribution.
Chad, you know what's crazy bro?
One of my friends, the guy who's doing like the gifs, the only pixel gifs
She messaged me and said, look at this, look at this,
one of the, again I haven't watched Breaking Bad
but he said that someone commented on this chart, right?
Here, Daniel Moncanda, chat, he plays in Breaking Bad
I think or he told, at least Mahomi told me that.
Him, bro, he commented, bro.
I want you to dance
I want you to dance and I want you to sing at the same time
Yeah, I could go breaking bad actor playing GTRP sounds like a vibe, bro
I'm not gonna lie
Wait commenter bro. He said breaking bad overrated show and then with the Anki moji. That's my go bro
Yo, W's bro, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's.
Um, what else?
Why is the video so long?
Heh, who the hell are ya?
Why is it four minutes?
You know, you all know exactly who I am.
Say my name.
You what?
I don't, I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.
Yeah, you do.
I'm the man who killed Gus Fring.
Bullshit.
Look, I tell you I got Fring.
Are you sure?
shh
That's right now say my name
Reisenberg
You're goddamn right
What?
okay bro hey yo bro people commented on the on the ticket were like zesty
Eisenberg what the fuck zesty German Heisenberg buzz all right what else
oh I tried my hardest bro what can I say bro I haven't watched the movie bro I
can only try you know I can only try to be close um Kedrachas boasters is
secret because I'm quite I'm quite close with boaster and he doesn't
drink caffeine he just drinks he just he never has coffee ever his energy all
day it's just insane like sometimes you have like sometimes you'll pop a bit of
caffeine if he's got like a really like intense game five fuck and it's energy
every day it's just really good all day guys I swear there's something to
that there's this one youtuber bro who has the best vibes always has max
energy he's from Australia where's my Australians in the chat this guy is the
go bro I love this guy's videos YBS youngbloods and he never drinks caffeine in
this whole life he never touched caffeine and then for a YouTube video he
tested out caffeine um and brother
like it's some hardcore drug bro he's like yo I'm getting headaches right now
huh guys are we cooked like am I addicted to this and I have more
energy without it like now I can't have energy if I don't drink it bro do I
need to detox get it guys welcome back to another episode and welcome to a
soul if you never drank coffee or caffeine don't do it bro don't touch
don't touch it bro that's the devil's the devil's juice not that it's not
that bad but I mean it's just so nice one sip one sip for the boys
I made today. I bought while I was in Finland. They had special coffee that I could never
found here in the Netherlands. I always drink Nescafeghult and they had Nescafeghult with
taste. Nescafeghult I think it's caramel or something but it actually goes kinda hard.
Goes kinda hard. I'm not gonna lie. And it's not one of these powders and stuff.
It's still the Freestride once.
Awesome.
Camping trip.
I saw sweetness to it.
Oh, I got strider with me.
Of course, we're out in the boat from the remote arm.
Look at this guy, bro.
This guy was crashing like, crashing.
Air Nestle?
Fuck Nestle, bro.
But they make the best coffee.
What can I say?
The best Freestride coffee.
If I find a better one, I buy that one.
Woo!
Oh my god, look how big that shark is!
Holy shit!
Where's the crash, bro?
What?
You were saying like you're feeling so hyper right now like after you had a sip of coffee, bro
What the hell he was acting like it's cocaine
Mr. Poo tie think for the five who in the chat has never drank coffee type one or not like actively in the last past year
You haven't touched it
Okay cap did I say one ain't no way brah
I ain't no way, bro.
Am I the only one stuck in the hamster wheel of coffee election?
If I don't have my coffee in the morning, I got a headache.
If I don't have this jug, this is my second one.
Always have one right after I wake up.
I come out of the shower, I take a coffee, bro.
Always.
If I go out of my house, I always take a small glass jar with freeze-dried Nescafe
Gold, bro.
Just so I don't have to wake up without a good coffee.
You feel me, bro?
I don't know what to tell you, bro. I'm just keeping it real
To the check guys. Oh, no, I just know one me three. What's it gonna do start painting?
This in one me three what are you gonna do start painting?
Just in the one if you what you're gonna do start painting
What else bro what else what else what else what else is what else is
uh
Was this
And is in driver drifter driver real 900
Black horse power championship winning Nissan Sylvia guys. I really want a car bro
Fuck I'm not a car guy. You know me, bro. My fucking car TLS is the most chopped car. Yes
I have ever seen now that I've looked a little bit into cars
this was my car, tier list, like a year ago.
Chat, I actually, I wanna get one decent car, bro.
Like I like my mom's Volkswagen, it's nice,
but the music box, I wanna listen to it nicer.
I want a sunroof, I don't have.
You know what I mean, bro?
You know what I mean.
Chat, what can I get?
But I do like manual.
I do like manual.
I was looking at the Lexus ISF,
but it's just automatic.
It's just automatic.
Otherwise it would be my dream car.
I'm not joking, bro.
Lexus ISF would be my dream car if it wasn't only automatic.
I would love this shit, bro.
But it only comes in automatic.
Chad, I have a question.
On faster cars, is it more?
Oh, the rest.
It's like from 2010.
I love this car so much.
You have no idea, bro.
You have no idea.
Oh, this color, bro.
Ultrasonic blue. Oh my god. Oh my god. You're showing an ISF in the chat. You're the goat rice. So where you the goat? Oh
Yeah, what is the kind of a feat me, bro? It can't be too expensive though. I kind of want four doors, bro
I don't want two doors. You feel me bro. I swear one of the sexiest cars
When you're talking about new cars is this call me nuts
Check this out, but it's too much. It's too expensive
Look at this
Bro, I literally come when I look at this the green one wait
All out the RS5 special spoiler here huge lower diffuser
Am I real? That looks insane!
Here in the sedan, which is also a sportback because it has this
Fastback opening all new out this ass turns me on so much you have no idea
But the interior of new cars nowadays is disgusting
look at this this this makes me oh my god oh my god am I crazy this carbon
right I'm literally coming right now I am not joking oh my god oh my god oh my
god oh my god oh my god but but no sunroof that you can open and way to
expensive first of all and look at the interior are we taking the piss boys and
girls this is cars in 2026 am I at media marked looking for a TV and looking at
the wall of TVs why the fuck does my passenger have an iPad why the fuck is
Is this just why the fuck is there not a thing that comes in the middle out like this?
That is clean. That is timeless. What the fuck am I looking at and that's not talk about that simmering wheel
This makes me mad so much shit so much. Am I crazy?
The outside I'm coming the inside. I
Want to beat up my own car, bro. Oh
My god. Oh my this looks cheap. This looks annoying
I
Think you'll shut your bitch like a microwave, bro. Oh
Hell no and let's end the Sun roof you cannot open and it's as well like Technic slop. They don't even show them this
Bro chat what car would fit me bro fuck and I wouldn't want to pay that much like it's too much. It's too much. Oh
Wait, let me actually see
No, we take 812. What is no we take?
Fuck it's Novitek
No, bro hell no, bro
This is exactly not what I want it to see her bro. Fuck me. I would I wouldn't even take this one
I would prefer my folks talking about this. I'm being badass
BMW M3
boar that looks nice one of my youtube editors has a similar one that ass is pretty nice but i
prefer to ask five one i'm not gonna lie from the ass hmm it is a four door
shite does this one come with a sunroof that you can open this one comes in manual right
that's a big plus but i'm not gonna lie i would love to own a manual bro just or and within the
folks i swear don't tell this to furious bro my friend furious right he owns an rs6 1000
horse powers full modded out and automatic everything very expensive car and I drove that one um
and I prefer my Volkswagen if I had to choose between yo this is your daddy versus this is your
daddy I would choose the Volkswagen why because yo brother if if you drive that first of all it's
not a manual bro it's really annoying I feel like a bot just putting my pedal like boom boom
Bim-bim-bim-bim' bars are right. I need to be like BAM BAM laying back時
Turning the music up a little bit bang into fourth. Come on G
Oh my god, I have more fun in my voice. Fuck them up
Even though there's one of the fastest car probably that yet um
and and
Yo, bro when he drives around when he drives around
There's someone going past the highway always like this
Bro what the fuck?
R6 I thought it's like a sleeper.
Bro every time I'm, bro there's people recording and shit.
What the hell are we talking about?
No bro, it's actually crazy.
It's crazy.
He's like Leonardo DiCaprio on the highway.
That seems hella annoying.
I don't want to like leak where I live like that, you know what I mean?
s60 Volvo Volvo did you care about cars if you want me to move on let me know I
didn't care about cars at all like a year ago I was like hell no bro get me
out that's sexy I'm not gonna lie that is not bad at all looks like an Audi
does it come in manual chat does it come in manual I wish the ISF would come
in manual chat the ISF is my favorite car bro I'm not joking and the RS5 like
the new one that I showed you Kia K5 let me see check my dream car in high
school my dream car in high school every time I start on the road yo bro I
want one of these one day my dream car used to be
matzah 3 bro I thought these were so sexy bro I thought these were so sexy
bro now I don't like it that as much anymore they look like the the sponge
pop the clean sponge pop but this was back in high school I would have done
anything for this car bro oh oh oh oh maybe the down looks clean bro I'm not
gonna lie busy down looks clean oh yeah this is as well like this is like
an option that that would make the most sense on paper but I don't just don't
like how it looks what is it called the quadrio folio quadrio folio who knows
this one alpha Romeo has a lot of power kind of like the ISF right in power it's
a four door which I need but I don't like the looks bro and I used to love
alpha Romeo in high school I was like yo bro it's so cool that they have the
license plates in a not natural position you know I mean I thought
this was so boss like yours like it's kind of special you know I mean chat do
you think that this looks nice though I don't know man I don't know bro it comes
in manual though I think it looks kind of weird
like what is this bro like it looks like looks like I'm playing like like it's
shopped as casino was like I don't know like what are these what are these
things I don't know
So where's Alfa Romeo done? Is it Italy?
Now what is this car?
Ne, chander yo, bro. What is this? What is this?
But once like it looks like a casino
That spoiler, I don't know.
Shizek.
When I came from America like a year ago, I really, I was about to get one of these.
I mean I wasn't like, I wasn't like fully like honored yet, but Honda Civic Type R I thought it was so cool.
Remember when I talked about this like a year ago chat?
I was about to come, I was about to come.
Because it's manual, it's rear wheel drive, it looks nice, it's a four door.
I don't like it that much right now anymore, I don't know.
And
Fury really talking about people's like you're bro. Are you like ten years old bro?
Do you like hot wheels bro? I don't know that that that did something to my brain
I was like wait what's talking about really bro is that what like I don't know I kind of like it though. Oh
I have a civic sick bro sick sick sick check
Right now
Take your phone. We haven't done this in a bit. Let's do quick little second
Just quickly and then we play something take your phone right now put out your flashlight open the video app and
And go around your whip in white screen mode white screen
Yo on a pixel you don't have to show your face
You can also do quick little face cam intro like yo guys
We are here and then you do like this is my car. This is a BMW
It's a manual as you can see you just talk a little bit about the car
You know I paid this much for it. This is my dream or if you if it's not a dream car
You say what is your dream car?
please bro please I need I need to be I need to see ideas because right now I'm
scared to buy something I'm the type of person I need to know and let me know if
you're the same I need to know maybe it's because my mom raised me this way I
need to know the whole market every specialist in everything everything
every little option that you can get on this and that on that to make my
decision I don't know I can't buy something before I don't know
Everything before I'm the master edit edit. You know what I mean?
Same with monitors and stuff like I need to know it all
I need to know every single tidbit bro before I like make a decision. I
don't know
I
Would love to see your guys's whips right now quick little video
Talking preferred if you feel awkward you don't have to talk not just pictures, please though
Not just pictures, please
And with video we all to see that it's real you know because you never know if something is fake and put that into the
Do we do discord or Twitter guys discord or Twitter?
Discord channel Twitter what's easier for you?
Discord okay, okay, we're gonna make a discord channel right now
Bro after the stream today. I may be like
Actually like buying a car soon that will oh my god. Oh my god
Fuck why am I turning into a car person bro?
So they used to be so against there was like bro spending so much money on on just getting like bro
I just take the bus bicycle now. I got my muscles on ruins kind of fun. Oh my god. I want more shit
All right, we're making a channel on this car right now. We're making a channel making a channel making a channel um
Sally did you make it already? Oh car check channel car check channel um
Sally
Why not slow mode slow mode is on but a bing-ba-bang put it in there put the video in there exclamation mark discord
exclamation mark discord, okay?
Okay easy easy
My covers under cover. It's a
370 z what is that that's a Nissan know
That's a Nissan know
Boy, you know what that reminds me of bro
Of course the GTR, but as well a car that all of this came in manual as well LC 500. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Chat there is one color. No, no, no, no
Check this out
There is one color that Lexus made on the LC 500. That's a specialist in that is not like any other color
If you see it is called what's it called blue?
structural blue. This is not a color! Check this out.
Who spams when I saw this?
Blue. Midnight blue. Royal blue. Deep dark blue.
All breathtaking, yet nature has produced another blue.
A miraculous color so unique that it belongs in a category of its own.
The structural blue of the Morphole butterfly.
It took nature tens of thousands of years to create this structural blue color.
I'm coming.
This is not the color! Stop saying it's the color, bro!
It's how the light bends it!
Structural color is the designer's dream technology.
By using this, we bring to life the rich curvature of the LC body.
By basic nature of how light travels in structural color,
the color changes from one color to another color.
When you look from different angles,
We wanted to deliver an amazing experience for our customer by inventing new ways to achieve a magical pure
that stays blue always.
It was a very exciting program to be able to collaborate between Javi's thin film expertise and Lexus Automotive.
Promoflare pigments were developed for a really extreme color shift effect and that's very different than the requirements Lexus has for structural color blue.
So that was very challenging.
Do you understand?
Well, I think what most people would be surprised to find is that if you took the materials that are used to make the pigment, they have no color.
Structural blue does not contain any blue material.
Enough!
It looks blue only because of the interference of light.
It bends!
The process begins with colonist particles of aluminum and zinc.
Look!
These are vacuum coated onto transparent film in multiple layers, at which point they take
on a blue appearance.
After coating, the film is inspected in over 1,000 different locations to ensure Lex's
quality.
I'm gonna crash up!
The production process is comprised of 12 separate steps, including the multi-layer
structure being stripped from the film, dried, ground into flakes.
No one else does this.
I think Porsche does it, I don't know.
But it's like a hundred thousand Akana.
If this just marked me!
Guys!
After 15...
They lost money on this!
It was it was not worth it to sell it like for this like they lost money on this because it is so like it's not a cut
You're off crush up. Yeah of hard work starting from the concept of stage
product
Layers of colorless materials come together to generate the ultimate color
Depending on the lighting conditions, they'll see structure blue portraits different expressions in sunlight without the cloud in the sky
The color still casts detailed shadows.
When lit in the dark of the night,
structure blue glows as if LC is emitting light.
The Morpho Boniflight has multi-layered scales.
Am I crazy?
These scales reflect visible light, creating a jewel-like blue.
No!
The Lexus LC structural blue.
No.
Using the original technology Lexus is the first in the world to attain the magnificent blue of the power floor butterfly
instead
Rare color on a shitbox your bro. Hey, this is a good. This is a good car. I think bro
Lexus
It's all my changes with the eye of each beholder. Oh my god by the sensitivity of each individual
I don't like the front lights, though.
How do you see blue?
Yo, I don't see it as blue.
This is your nachet.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Do you understand?
Like, type one if this is crazy.
Type two if it's not.
The look, it's not a color.
Look!
I'm coming.
Am I crazy?
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
What?
No, no, no, no, no.
This is not structural but this is ultrasonic.
Shaisei.
Alright, let's check some cars, let's check some cars.
Ah, fuck man, fuck man.
And you know what's crazy?
It's not even overpaid for that color.
Yo, why do I have whatever sound in like in CS terms?
It's like almost no overpaid.
Like on resale.
Alright, boom.
I don't think it can scratch, can it scratch?
That's also nice because it's not a color.
Like it probably peels, but it's like deep, right?
like it I don't know oh my god bro I let's see let's see let's see let's see
let's see let's see let's see look at runs this car runs doesn't have a Porsche
mm-hmm oh gosh I didn't like it wasn't this Porsche pink or something
run
one day ago
well we're back it's been a while since i was able
oh my pc gg's
this is my pc so as bro
oh my gosh bro maybe i shouldn't buy a car but a fucking pc what is this
let's go pick up the car yeah alright y'all i've got my show for driving me
I got food here yummy food even tell that it's shifting, but we're gonna take it out in the Sun in one second
But wow they did an amazing job like I can't believe how well it came out like when I when I first did I was like
I don't know how to trust it because it's not like
What the fuck a wrap, but it looks
I'm so excited to take this to Monterey kids are that's insane
from gold to purple to
To baby blue that's that looks sexy as far this looks like gta 5 bro like I
Don't even know you could do this arrow. You're gonna go
Insane where it's taking out right now. It hasn't been turned on and God knows how long
Don't that Rob see the actually chat Rob says well
We took the ticket where we got the ticket in bro in the in his when we took it for a spin
He's this green right? Oh, it's also very nice
It's a two-seater call me nuts I prefer my Volkswagen over this one am I crazy
Like what do you do if you want to take like a friend and then another one like it's GGs. No
This is just not a day like you can't like I don't know
Am I crazy
All right, let's see. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
most same channel category everywhere. I'm only gonna check check for a bit. Ok.
Let's see. Let's see. Your guys is cast. We haven't done this in a bit. We
haven't done this in a bit. You guys pulled through. Jolly with the first
submission. I'm gonna check videos first. We have...
I'm from Poland but this is the car. I'm currently in the UK visiting my brother
so yeah so I've come here and this Polska Gurum, the Onikiksel sold me
a friend. Buzzzz alright and a van like this buddy. That is a clean van but I
wish you showed the ass bruh. I wish you showed the ass bruh. That is nice
you can take some homies bruh. I see it has USB connection right right
here in the middle not bad at all right wheel steering that means yeah it's UK
kind of shop kind of shop JDM export vibes are what else my 2015 BMW
I do see a carbon roof which means it doesn't have a sunroof.
I am a sucker for sunroofs.
I've never had one, but I think I would love it.
So fuck man, no sunroof, but what a car.
That is insane.
Look at that bump for the engine, right?
chat those stripes those this AliExpress stripe WL I will take this off but otherwise super clean
super clean
oh my god is it white outside and red inside poor that sexy what a combo
ultra very nice suspicious next we have mr l with why this ionic 5n 600 and 640
possible way that's a lot no almost reasonably priced no gas and most of all this thing is for the irel
with all the screens or what like video game it does look like a microwave i'm not gonna lie
looks like you're you're riding a fridge yeah watch also looks kind of a microwavey
suck you got all the displays to play games on interesting i mean it's two different vibes
right i used to think that tesla is my dream car thinking oh yeah i can just put in an address
And I got driven somewhere but now I actually like like driving so I'm like hell no I don't want to Tesla
I was scared of driving now. I don't like Tesla at all
Can't pass next
You can't buy five gift to come on you got it yo come on bro like share a little bit bro what?
Oh
My god
Is that actually us?
Not yo- whoa- whoa- whoa- guys, we're at the normal cost. What the fuck?
Ferrari?
Wait, what is that? Oh, it's a Porsche.
Oh my gosh, manual.
Is this
I don't know if it's real that's why I told you guys to talk because I don't know if it's real away
This one is what the fuck are you doing, bro?
Do you know fuck y'all do y'all fuck with the air freshener?
No way, bro
Louis I don't even have that plant anymore Chad that plant that plant died I
I replaced it with this one from the livering room now this one is in jail in this room I
Always forget to open the curtains at night. So in the morning it like it never gets sunlight
So this is why this is like the torture room for for the plants
This one is not gonna make it for long
All right
Like everything's like two months every plant
Sheesh, bro
Fuck I want to see videos my alpha Romeo quadro folia grilia and its manual
just the car that we looked at.
Yo, why does everyone own a fucking rocket ship?
Guys, what is this, bro?
Are we dead ass right now? What?
Where are the normal cars? What the fuck?
Aha! M2 Comp!
Buzz alright!
Look at that license plate as well. It's a rare name tag M2 something
Chat
Wait M2 isn't that chat
I swear one of the sexiest looking cars from the front
Call me nuts
M2 the new one that looks like a
Some people hate it
People call it the lego. I swear this is boss
Am I crazy?
i like this this front is nice no but but i hate the back the back is ass
like this is disgusting this is disgusting i hate the lip like how it goes up but the front is
Nuts if that came as a photo. Oh my god
Zuburu legacy ref D
Zuburu I think I've seen
Never a Zuburu ever in in the Netherlands. I don't even know it's the logo with a star right with the blue. Let's see
He's in a car washing machine right now. It says M racing on a Zuburu. What?
Okay, what are these short ass videos guys come on my jeez. I mean that looks I can't judge it, bro
I can't see it much here. We go for f-150 or something
Here's two cars this is America, right?
One for f-150 to get through the rough to raw and then I met say this not bad at all my driller
Not bad at all, bro. You guys know ball, bro
My beauty. She gets the job done. I'm also a massive car guy, but I would love to get an m2 right now
I'd also recommend that to you. It's like a baby M4 but more pure and
Reuvel Drive would also be great to enjoy a trackhead occasion in the notebook
Monka
Let's see your whip bro, but M2 is only two doors. No, I love four doors, bro four doors
Chad whoever owns the two down the jet. Do you miss four doors and be honest, bro?
I know you like you love your car blah blah, but if you could change it like for free
Would you do it or no?
Because four doors like it seems so much nicer
like you can just throw stuff in the back if you have a homie that needs to go
bomb not the annoying suck boom and then you squeeze in I don't know bro to know
two-dose master race really to your time to the Yaris I'm just saying shit I
don't know the only two of those yards you are from England as well it's a
nice daily or we have four doors it's a hatchback or something not bad at
Madrula not bad at all and I like the stickers on it the sticker that you applied no bad, bro, but I mean butter bang W's
Get a little crazy oh
Chad I've heard of this one
Mitsubishi
Lancer evil axe. I like this this front is majestic and it's a four-door
but I don't like the back that much these come in manual as well right but I
think these are not reliable bro doesn't matter if the car's reliable kind of
does right just being in the garage at all times jeech
okay oh my what the fuck am I looking at
Is this a limbo? Why is it so so so long?
This is an RS7?
A5? Why does it look so long? This is a 4x3 resolution.
Sheesh, bro, Audi is so sexy. Oh my gosh
Very nice. Chat, there's one car that's also kind of like
kinda like
hated but also loved it's either you love it or you hate it 90% hates it which
makes me kind of love it it is called a BMW GT it stands for Grand Touring and
it has a very un it has a very not normal back for BMW WL look like BMWs
they never come like this people hate this I think it's kind of kind of cool
Because I'm an SUV I don't like SUVs
Wait what?
Roll this looks boss. Okay. This one. No
Really?
It's unique
Grand Park, huh, bro
Okay, what is this?
No
My boy has lost it. He's driving 67 in a microwave.
Shit. Look where his legs are at. Why? Because he don't need them, bro.
The car is driving for him, bro. Right now he's just brain shut off, probably listening to a podcast.
No, he's listening to me right now. Yo, bro, come on, come on, turn off the auto-steering and lock him, bro.
Driving in the car is when you can think about stuff.
When you're not scrolling, when you're not getting fucking rained on with stuff, you know, maybe a little bit of music, you know?
I don't know. Daniel Porsche, thank you for the tank of subs, love you bro.
Unless you have to drive a lot, then I understand.
I'm the only way in the garden, see structure blue on autopilot, do the Starbucks trains, watching the screen, all in its time.
Oh, I got it.
okay that that roof does look sexy though oh my god that's a lot of light
we live in the dark of the night, structure blue
we were listening to the structural blue
Daniel Porsche thank you for the 10 bro much love Tesla's
again the only time I drove on a Tesla I was one time I was in America and the
Uber driver had a Tesla and brother I felt after that 20-minute drive to the
Airbnb in that Tesla I thought I had to vomit because every time when there was
like a traffic light bro suck on the brakes and then bro it was like it was
too like boom boom boom boom bro chill bro there's something like it's too
fast or the acceleration it's not natural it fucked up my brain I had to
almost I'm being badass bro doesn't it like can it be smoother or no it was the
least smooth ride I've ever had it made me sick Daniel Porsche thanks for another
10 bro thank you for another 10 road to structure blue I'm joking thank you
bro working class humble I-20 with actual commentary my god Mark Zimmerman
This is the Hyundai i20, a very humble car built in 2020.
How is he so fast?
He was faster than other people and he even hit the license plate and recorded a video bro
And he drove to a random driving lot. What the hell? You're locked in bro.
2020 I've had it for five and a half years, paid 16,000 euros for it, very good price back then.
That's a good price.
A very humble car, just 100 horsepower.
I like the look of it in dragon red
Yeah, it gets me to be it's a little bit sporty. It's so light that it feels like you can do a bit of you know
Bit of speed when you need it to but very humble car nothing crazy
She but I like it a lot the front is clean, bro
It looks like it out here a little bit channel the one that I just showed you the RS5
You're Daniel Porsche with another 10 much fucking up. Oh my god
structure blue
Thank you, bro
That is not bad
I like that. I think I like the rims as well. That is nice sunroof is missing, but still nice color nice red
Has space has four doors. No four doors is so important, bro
This is a nice car, bro. This is a nice car. I would love to race you my Volkswagen with against this
I would love to not race you is racing a lot. All right. What else? Um, thank you, bro
W's in the chat, bro
Last time owner thought my picture was fake
What is this is it says by now this is not his knife so it's just showing a knife on
the marketplace Netherlands suicide doors on a rolls Rolls-Royce is in the car in the
picture.
I mean
Yo, I don't want to be the guy that has like that that talks without like knowing but bro. You sound like a crypto scam
Yo, what the hell you got that dial it like I watch a lot of like people getting exposed. Yo, bro
I feel like I'm I'm here. Yo, yo, this is crypto.com. Shiesa, bro. You don't do that shit though
You're done your postings for the 10 my G
Mean I guess
Are you American? Why is it American? He's in the Netherlands.
Here it is.
Oh my god, that color. Is it like blue? It's kind of blue.
Don't tell me you got, because I've seen a clip before,
where they fucking whipped out an umbrella from right here.
Buzz, alright. Bro.
I don't know what to think of a car like this, Chad.
This also has a boot up sign.
I don't know if I was in this right now. I feel like like I'm 28 bro. I like I'm young
You know, it's I feel like this looks like if I see someone I'm expecting them to be like 80
You know what I mean? I don't know. Is that crazy?
the break the door closes by itself so yeah that's the car I hope you like it
what did I just watch
what do you do for a living
Hey, that has to be a rental
I'm scared to rage bait him bro
Jinxie 67 not changes. Let's congratulate
Jinxie, I hope you're doing well my boy Jinxie. Do you do you drive? I think you drive or what do you drive junko?
We're checking cars right now. I don't I only have Volkswagen Jinx. I'm thinking about buying a car right now
BMW 320d
Let me see
Only thing that's annoying me. I've kept watching this one guy on shots who keeps
Restorating these lights. They're a little bit milky, right bro this with fresh lights that I see through. Oh my god
This goes hard. I think it's too expensive, right?
To renew them. Oh
That's
nice back not bad at all oh my god much really that is sexy as fuck that is
sexiest fuck I'm not gonna lie oh I like that
owner this is my 350z and my dream cars in this on r34 well it fucking
looks like an R-34 I can tell you that.
Oh my.
Anime stickers.
Wow.
The vitality rim.
Anime stickers?
Wow
The vitality rims
Check this in the sun Japan
Has to be lawn mower your chill chill chill chill come on
Lord Moe was crazy. Wow.
Nessa.
Madrilla. What the fuck are we doing?
Huh? Is this your daily?
I hope it ain't. Are you safe?
What country? Finland?
Yo, are we cool bro?
Oh my god.
Oh
To go to the baby to go to go to go to go the ways
What is this setup?
don't tell me that what I'm looking at is an iPad with the
Watery-ass read you said it looks like diarrhea. Oh man. I don't want to take this last step after looking at that
You need some milk inside my boy. You need some milk inside. I
Hope this is not all on top of your fucking sunroof, bro
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Sunroof is one of the things that can break easily, it can start leaking. Bro, what the fuck is this, bro?
You put it on the most vulnerable part.
Carry your rims are fucking sexy. Toyota, reliable.
Got the rejuicer?
The straw is diabolical by the way bro.
This ain't the sex on the beach bro.
This is a fucking rejuicer bro.
You need to like, you need to do big gulps with your mouth.
With the straws like...
Chillax bro.
Like Lockingham bro.
Head unit.
Chat call me nuts.
I prefer this over fucking 3 displays.
Am I disgusting?
i prefer this
i would take a fucking like a c then
phone holder put on my maps because apple car players i don't know it's for
me harder to read coming up
as long as you have for a blue tooth music with good she
bro this is like the new cast pissing me off the head unit and i have
subwoofer in the back
and support that it has nice music like that it sounds nice
Yo, what up, O-name?
Yo, yo, yo, what the hell?
My long-lost brother or what?
This is my car.
Don't mind it.
Suparu!
Shut the fuck up, you fucking bitch.
You should queue random rank, watch this clip.
I'll check it in bed, all right?
Dust.
So it's Subaru W-Ec.
Oh, that interior looks nice.
We've got the manual.
So I don't mind the dust a little bit.
That was pretty good.
Oh
Why to why does such a clean color white is such a clean color?
Oh
My god to call me nuts always love black cast
But I feel like I prefer white because I've also heard correct me from wrong
Black is one of the hardest colors to keep clean and I'm a guy that doesn't keep that like no
I will I wash my car once now because fury said you'll you have to go to this washing station with me
I don't know, I just like, you know, like I gas my car, I do the maintenance, but washing it, boh, boh, I don't know.
Why, pardon.
What is this? This looks insane.
WRX?
Why do you react with this?
Oh my god, bruh. Pussy boy.
This is the whip here.
What is he driving, bro?
I don't even know that brand. What?
It's like a... like a book.
It's a ram. Oh, sheesh.
This is like 2015 Dodge Ram 1500.
What is this? Don't tell me that's not for horsepower, bro.
Little dirty someone just fart. I was at the door. Let's check out the inside
Little dirty a little bit of dirt
No, this guy's American, bro. We got the fucking Stanley Cup
He's locked
It is automatic and little no
Yeah, okay
some aquafor
The back a lot of storage here. It's it's a you know, you can see it a lot of people it is a truck
But it has really good gas mileage. I would say about 19. I can only imagine the smell in that I
See those leather seats, bro. Very nice very nice, bro
Check leather seats massive. Don't give like I don't want that like plastic shit, bro
Leather you also don't like when you wear shorts
You don't get zapped when you touch something leather. It's just clean leather is always clean
I would say about 19 miles per gallon. You know, you got the bed
It's so dirty
She's my boy that is sexy as fuck. I wish she turned the puppy on for us from the
1996 Akora NSX
Boys and girls, I think I bought that in Fawza and Chad was typing PogChamp.
What do you mean you have an RL?
Chad, Akura is the brand above, it's like Lexus and Toyota above what?
Okay, Gigi's, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What is this collection?
I don't know what I'm looking at what to them no wrote the rotary what it's an
mx5 what is mx5 wait mx5 I drove the night racing my first race it was okay
I didn't mind that rx7 bb6 m350 I was alright I don't know what you guys
Say what do you mean bro? Speak English bro. This is Saudi, right? Yeah. Oh my god, Titi
This cost 20 million in frozen rising only pixel. This is my car
34 so then
I can't believe he worked out.
Got the racing seats.
I wanna see the front.
BAS! BAS! Yo, what the fuck? You guys are insane!
He didn't show the front but doesn't have these cute ass lights, the long ones.
Wait are 34. I'm thinking about another car
Check which one has the cute lights
The ones that go long like inside here are
35 wait what is it a different generation? Oh
But I swear this car so cute bro. Oh
My god, I love it. That's so cute
Dude, these lights are so cute bro, that ass bro.
Oh my god, bro.
I like this, I like this.
R34, wait, R34, hold on a second.
The fuck?
Did they name it after the R30?
So this is the old one, ShadowWatts.
What is the difference?
I mean, this one is nice as well.
Does this one come as a four door?
No.
R35 maybe four door?
No. Wait, didn't they make? Didn't they make one of these as a as a photo? One of these
wasn't it this one? am i crazy?
r34 is a photo? wait, what?
no
bro, they made one of these as a, what do you call it?
the big ones they made in long, long version, they made the long one, but it's super rare
am i tweaking? is it not this one?
wagon yes bro this I think it's kind of nice this is super rare though right this
was only Japanese only Japan no one knows about this I kind of like that I
kind of like that four door 34 bro ugly bro but it's it looks like a horse
yo yo yo yo I think it says all right bro I'm not gonna lie I think it
That's all right. It's not a body kit. It's real.
Ah, what is this?
Brown bag!
He's eating bread.
And the car is a hot wheel.
It is a real hot wheel.
Oh!
Wait, that was, that was kind of all wrong. I'm gonna lie.
the hell bro okay my guy my guy larp 67 buzzer
Honda Accord 2T what this is kind of nice
of course america bro america oh my i love how you can just put your license plates bro look
Look at this this guy has his company as a license plate. That's so cool, bro
Oh my I would love to put onto my license plate like ma driller imagine Martin delivers
I will never forget the moment chat that moment taught me a little bit into like being interested into cars
Oh, I don't know. It's kind of long wait a second. It looks a little bit disproportionate, bro
It looks like why is the car the BBL, bro? Am I nuts?
Does it look a little bit weird?
Oh my nuts also, I'll fucking parking little
I'm nuts check check check to me. It looks like I don't know like a person that has like
That has like
That has like a top like this and then it goes like
Call me nuts, bro. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
I don't know. It's fine. I guess maybe I really looks different
It's an American. It's made for American. So it's bigger
Ah chat that one moment in America bro kind of made me interested in cars a little bit
It was when we were driving on a highway in an Uber and one guy came pass on our left taking us over
And it was a it was a like dark red
Loud car. I don't know what it was. Maybe an RS Audi or something. It was this like this nuclear red
Super dark almost black ish, but with this red tint like a GTA fucking
color and it said on the license plate when he was driving by it was a black
license plate right full black customized and in red text on the license
plate it said dragon oh my god show bro it was it was I don't know that moment
bro oh my god what the fuck that show was insane I'm not gonna lie I'm not
gonna lie and it sounded nice
What is this Audi not bad at all. Oh my driller, bro
Casa nice, but bicycles are
Nice sir. I said it bro. I said it a nice good bike
Will you actually like get to accelerate on? Oh my god too much fun too much fun
What is this mustang
Is this yours?
I don't know, it could be fake.
Guys, we need videos, we need videos.
So I know that it's real, you smell me, but what?
Oh my god, I'm really scared.
My interest sound like it's going to fall.
Like, a plant is going to fall off.
I think this thing you can see that doesn't have the fucking mechanism. What the hell is this, bro?
Did you build it out of Lego?
I'm surprised that it held up for 38 seconds. I'm not gonna lie
It's a 30's card, no suspension, what?
It's crazy my boy, I'm looking like how did you get tough?
How did you get tough?
Guess the card that is driving.
I'm guessing Tesla played.
Hello, what?
Wait, that fits actually.
Hold on.
I do I do I think I do bro you guys fuck with red cars huh oh McDonald's cup on
the floor classic
I see oh my god wrong hole
yo bro what are you giving me bro these bottles bro pick them up bro
and my siblings' sundae.
I see a manual.
This water.
But yeah.
Whoa, you get in.
Ugh.
This lights are crazy, bro.
Oh, shit.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Not bad.
That wheel looks crazy, though, no?
What the hell?
Looks like a Moser 5.
All right, last ones, last ones.
motz, link me the good ones, oh
okay, this is AI slot
let's go
yo, motz, get this guy out of the server, bro
get this guy out of the server, bro
oh, hell nah
Shish.
Can dance.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Chad, what is stage one, stage two, stage three?
I've heard this many times now.
What does this mean?
And you're shooting me?
It's different levels of shooting?
What the fuck?
Sounds like it sounds like a fucking war zone. What the fuck was that?
It's like someone's shooting AK
If you have something in this don't your neighbors fucking hate you. I'm like crazy like how do you like boot this up?
If you want to do like a quick like go out at night. It's cheat, you know
Okay, let's see that's true. I don't like metzitas. I think I don't know I think they look I
Just prefer BMW like I don't like that back bro. I don't like that back. Am I crazy?
The lights the lights are so met
It's still it's still nice. I'm gonna be wrong. I still looks like a dream car
But like if I could choose like Audi and BMW, it's just nicer. No
Make the interior is better though. I don't know I thought people say that
My M4 competition dream color IRL black pearl what
You buy new what the fuck that looks insane, I'm not gonna lie
That's the two-door
Still very sexy though my stage one golf GTE one year go after a crash
Bro fuck the car happy that you're like still alive, bro
That's the most important thing
Okay, so it sounds nicer than the potatoes joking joking joking
She
What is this?
Corvette Slop
Chat am I a hater I don't like Corvette. I don't know I don't like him at all at all
The American as well right?
Doesn't like it doesn't matter to me, but I don't know it's I don't know I call that's I don't know
I just don't like him. I just don't like him
Always wear the cheapest in GTA, bro. I don't know
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know everything else is so much more horrible. Call me nuts.
All right, all right.
Oh, I wish, oh my God.
But that gets dirty probably fast, right?
Whoa, that color, baby.
Oh my gosh.
You guys tag me in the ones that are good like both videos mods help
Sally you have to tell me if you're already linked
Okay, Sally dates W Sally in the chair, bro. Did I see this hello mark? This is my m135 back in the blue
I don't like the yellow lights. I don't like the yellow lights
It looks cheap call me nuts because after time if the light is in in the Sun
Then you get the yellowing right to me. This just looks yellow is will always look cheap to me call me nuts
Call me nuts Ali express vibes, but wow what a car
Red break breaks or something. I don't know
Red interior what is that?
Okay, okay, if we don't agree on the yellow lights, can we agree on this spoiler bro?
Can we agree on that?
No, yo bro, does this even do anything?
This is like on the new RS5.
This I like.
Chad, what do you call this?
This is not carbon fiber.
I hate carbon fiber.
But this I love.
What is this?
Forge carbon?
Oh my god, this looks nice.
Oh my god this looks nice.
I like Foscombe that a lot.
Wow.
What is this? Is this? Did this come like this?
Are you Polish? This has to be a...
Hello Mark. This has to be Polish right?
Hello Ney.
On it back sale.
What is that video?
The UK? Oh yeah, he's on the right.
Shish, sounds like Furious as I was 6.
Oh, bad bro. Thanks for showing that.
Christ love!
Gonna get you where it is, good old.
You're gonna like Tahoe's, man.
Me, huh, baby?
Yeah, Tahoe's, yeah, you got things old.
Hell, that's powerful.
Holy fuck!
Yeah, if you get tired of driving around, man, you get that big old pontoon boat.
Oh my god, we got the guy on the back.
That old pontoon boat, man.
I see you fishing trip at some deers.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, bro, oh my god, bro. I want to go right now outside, bro.
And fucking kill some deers, bro.
I mean, I'm sorry, bro. I like deers.
But man, oh my god, this makes me feel some certain way, bro.
Yo.
Oh my god, how he slept that fucking car baby
Oh my god bro, slept me like some brisket
Holy fuck, that's nice
Holy fuck bro, oh
Wow, wow, wow, have I been the only one bro
Oh my god, that's nice
That is nice
That is nice.
Wow, what is next?
Holy fuck.
Hey Oney, from America.
Again America bro, we got the burn stocks on though, those are German.
My car.
Just finished cleaning.
Is that it?
Lambo, Gini, got a lot of...
Do you see the...
Like those waves? Like that's...
That's on a Lambo, no?
What?
50 V8 American Muscle Mustang
Mustang maybe you don't like it but I do it is an auto
neither leather screen that isn't sexy interior though chat is manual is manual as fun as I
I think it is or is it because I drive my slow ass Volkswagen and it would be very boring boring and automatic
My brain only wants manual now, I don't know
Autos are faster bro, but the thing is bro, but I literally got my first ticket today. I'm being badass. I
Got my first ticket today. I checked my postbox. I
went six
Kilometres the buff at midnight inside of the city it was open to Joe bro, and I have to pay like 70 bucks
Bro like I don't want my car to go too fast, bro. What the fuck? I'm already getting a ticket when I drive normal
What the hell is going on, bro? I?
Would six six not miles power Kmh
Kmh, but my thing my Google Maps probably told me that I was going 50 and I didn't even think I was going
L driver what bro it was literally if there was a cop behind me would have been
there would have honked like what are you doing bro yeah six above six six oh
there nothing was nobody was there huh bro do I need apps that tell me like
when there's a blitzer or what bro I was driving so safe danger to society
yo bro I'm the most I'm the most safe as driver bro I don't speed I don't
speed bro bro like what is this like hunting game like cops are hunting you
and you have to like get some apps to fucking go around it like what is the
shit bro I drive safe like come on bro five above what are we taking the
piss uh grandpa bro okay
I'm not going to pay that.
I have to.
Little ass pic.
Yo, I'm not going to lie.
I love my stuff OEM.
I think it means original.
I don't like when people put AliExpress stuff on
and they spoil a Bamba, Makropovich, Devilurgid,
the Bidgins.
But this America flag kind of has aura.
has aura am i nuts that looks kind of nice and america on the back i kind of
like that pretty nice i kind of like that the color looks nice or huh thank
you for sharing them a boy sheesh i'd last one next yo what up
So, here in Shanghai, you know I've seen your, seen your f***ing...
I'm coming to you soon, bro.
Hey, take us around in your whip if it, hey, we're gonna be around, bro.
Whatever your whip is, take us for a spin, bro. Come on, my G.
For the streams, maybe, maybe you get something like this.
In-seating here...
and then I can go here right I can go here I can go here take us for a spin my
boy take us for a spin come on my G take us for a spin bro hey I'm gonna be a
joke shit bro it's this oh man what yo this is not a car you know it's bad
boy then I you know what is this is that a fucking iPhone on top you scooter
Maybe get something like this instead of driving
That's crazy that's crazy. I mean it's it's probably funny. It's probably in the fun to driver
Thank you for sharing that bro. Nihar. We're gonna see each other soon, bro. Shanghai. I will be there in October
Next is a Volvo
240 and manual
Hello, under pixel. Yeah, what's good? Yes, my auto
Okay
Mafia vibes
Alter
Smoke in a cigar type vibes, bro
Pooah, suck the smoke goes outside. Well, well, well
And Volvo 240
That's not a real auto. Oh, this is
This is a real car
Historically
With a sweet
Scheibenwischern
lol, he has
wipers for the lights
these are wipers
they go up and down
lol, to clean the lights
that's actually insane
Scheibenwischern
beim Licht
he's doubled up on the fucking
on the main window once as well, that's nuts
ein wundervolles Auto
oooooh, six windows
one of them XXL in the back
300.000 km
300,000 kilometers on the Tacho.
Eh, schon noch auf der Uhr, viel Platz hinten.
Oh, his rims got stolen.
Oh my god, my mom being so sad.
We had this Volkswagen ride when I was in high school.
And one day she comes home from work and she went back to her car and somebody took
off whatever is here usually, you know.
you have some metal part above and you can just take it off apparently people
like take it off to sell it for like I don't know how much they're worth they
just took a caps off bro and we didn't have it like that so the car never got
new caps because you don't need them right so it was chopped also with
the auto was so he still got them in the front the thief could only carry
Thank you for driving, of course, not available anymore, but...
So my dream car would be...
Probably the BMW M3 Touring.
Oh, my God.
They still make the new BMWs in manual, right?
Chad, do you like this back, I guess, touring?
Or do you like the one that cuts off like here, like the smaller one?
I think I prefer the smaller one.
Or is it called Avant or something?
RS5 Avant.
oh my god I'm coming I prefer this though I think the smaller one am I nuts I don't
have that much to carry bro bro this came with the sunroof and was cheaper
jeech what else rate my number plate wait one of my mods remix remix with the
What is that car? I've never seen that
661 wait you live in Russia
Hey remix your canady. Oh
Wait, no someone it's not remixes someone else put it
Somebody forward mine, please. I lost it. I wrote wait Roma. Am I supposed to show this?
Roma with the 661 license
What is that fucking car bro
I know in Russia, the McDonald's isn't called McDonald's.
Is this like a Hyundai, but they had to rename it or something?
What is this?
Lada?
The fuck is Lada?
Lada cars.
What country is that?
Soviet Union?
What the fuck are you driving?
to run back to the key.
This is a Dabrio.
Thank you.
Cabrio.
Chat.
Is Cabrio as nice as it sounds?
Often experience.
Fuck.
I haven't thought about Cabrios at all when considering cars.
No?
Wait, what?
Why not?
Chat, I'm a sucker every time when, even when I'm on the highway.
I have my window full open, left and right.
When I'm going 100 on like Manstrasse,
all four windows open, shh.
Air from all sides, music, loud.
Hands behind there.
Very clean.
Vibes.
2005.
Wow.
Nice back.
I like it.
Ooh, he's touch.
It's good.
OOOOOOOH!
Brown interior GGs!
If bruh-
Nah!
If coffee interior GGs, bro!
That would fit so hard!
Yeah, we have the inside-
Inside's okay.
No!
Let's do it, man.
That's insane.
That's actually insane.
Oh my gosh, bro.
They even thought about-
Why the fuck is there a line right here?
That is noice!
Go on a picture.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we have the inside-
Automatically, right?
Inside's okay.
Imagine this was a manual, bro.
Oh
Another one last one
We're looking at a white. I don't know what this way. This is the car that I drove an iRacing
Mata Mata Mata Mata something
Lule
Chad why does this have so much aura? I see everyone typing w. Why?
What is it about this car? What did this car do that that other cars didn't?
What's so cool about this?
It looks good, but it's cheap and fun. Ah, is it like a Honda Civic Type R? Like people
like it because of the driving. Yeah. Oh, it's camera live.
I thought I sometimes just say stuff knowing that I will get question. I don't know what
I'm talking about. I'm going to keep it a bucket.
I love lopping though. All of my cars older than except. I don't know. I thought
except this one of my cars older than you brah I'm 28 what are you talking about
hello me I'm greeting from Thailand what that doesn't make any sense this this is
the type of age when they build cars when they were building fucking bicycle
old stupid big wheel when they thought that this would be more efficient bro
like what the fuck is that car bro what are these what are these back back
screen things from Thailand this is my 1980s Toyota Corolla ke 30 say no to your
Corolla is it it doesn't start at the moment but when it does it runs
beautiful me there you go oh my god that's so boss hello holy fuck I like that
colors why is the color in such good condition still does Toyota know that
colors they do structural blue on the Lexus oh my guys did you know that
instruction blue is not it wow you have aura oh my god what is that lolo
What is this show oh my god Thailand what are you doing in Thailand much will
Marjula!
Holy fuck!
Yo, I want a pixel, so this is my car.
Why does he live?
It's midnight where he is.
What?
It's fully bright outside where I am.
Poland?
What?
It's so dark in Poland.
What is this?
Wait!
This is like my car.
Marjula!
Brothers Louis
Man you're happy me man you will know better now
So this is my car
All right, this is literally what mine looks like kind of no better. No, better. No. This is boss. This is boss your medri-la
logic
I don't know what I'm looking at
350
me son 350z oh my god guys am i learning am i learning am i learning i
swear nobody said it in shed yet i have delay what the fuck does this one have
quadro we got the black rims we got the griff call me nuts i will always be
honest i don't know about those black rims my g i feel like metal rims may be
better bro because you have this right here you know i mean but again it's
It's all up for taste, you know what I mean?
Friends, we got the grey exterior.
Look at that.
Looks like an R8, the door.
It is dirty a little bit.
Wow, that's a cute front!
That's so cute.
Oh my gosh, that's cute.
I like those lights.
It's like on a GT-R.
I need new headlights.
I'm going to open it up and look at the keys.
Zuck Zuck
Gengar
Bing Barabang
What the hell is that all about?
Got the leather seats
It is automatic unfortunately
No!
Bing Barabong
Malfur delete
Malfur delete?
What is that Barabang?
I also deleted some muffins yesterday.
Oh, wow.
That's kinda nice.
I'm not gonna lie.
350Z.
Sheesh.
It is a two-seater though.
But that is nice.
Soy Femboy car.
What's your dream car, bro?
Ah, let's see it, bro. Let's see it. Let's see it. Let's see it.
Literal soy...
Ah, here we go. Here we go.
Cute question.
What is a goaded cannon, bro?
Just polluting the air. Is that what a muffler delete does?
What's a good cannon? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, why?
Type in chat with your favorite car. Tell me to say a 10 check in a second guys
What else
AMG GT 63. What does that mean? Let's say this. I don't like that. Say this. It's too clean.
call me nuts am I like like and this spoiler this looks this looks so like
weak you know I mean am I crazy I don't know bro am I bought I hate that
spoiler so much it looks it looks like it has no character am i nuts it's like
mouse clan I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know if
you all met see this guys I'm sorry bro we all have different opinions
different tastes. What do you think? What's up onee? Got my big truck diesel
BMW F5. Didn't think I'd like it but I actually like it a lot. Holy Langstrecken
Fahrzeug. Diesel bro. And then I got a little gem Nissan Figuaro. What do you
I think they're all automatic, but...
Just a nice little...
Nice little car.
Oh my...
What?
Looks like a submarine interior.
What the fuck is this?
Is this a Hebel for AC or what?
What am I looking at?
I don't even know if this is a manual.
What the fuck?
I actually like it a lot.
And then we got a little gem.
Nisan Fagaro. What do you think? Interesting. Interesting. What the fuck falls on
horizon Al-Aqabra that you find in a fucking shed and and restore? Zab? Zab?
Zab is Australia, no? A very rare car brand in Europe, no? Zab? Swedish. Oh,
Huh, Pontiac, was Pontiac Australia or something?
Uh, Yo, what's up there, honey?
This is a sad, don't mind the jacket,
I just don't wanna leak myself
because I'm, I don't know obviously.
Why is the video cut?
They got him, you leak buddy?
Yo, what's up there?
What? Yo, I like that shit on the top.
I like that shit on the top.
What is this far chat?
I don't know whether it's far, but it looks boss.
Looks like you're like a hard working man,
I don't know like you need this, you know, I kind of want this on my own car even though I would never use it
It's for things. Oh my god. It's a boss. That's so boss. Could you put a car a bicycle on top?
That reminds me of Chad I
Bought this car in Forza Horizon said I own this car
Lamborghini
Stratto it has the thing on the top as well
Like the roof the roof rack
And it has like a light
Holy
Check out this car in forza. I think it's so nice. It's so nice to drive. Trust me, bro
Very nice. Good sounding as well. Sheesh. It's an off-road Lamborghini Porsche also has this Porsche Dakar
It's it's an off-road 9-eleven, bro. If I had infinite money, I would buy this right now
This oh my god, this is so hot so hot so hot
So hot it's like very high
You can actually go somewhere else because I don't want to own a car. I'm like
Like well, I'm like going around with my boys and that's like yo, let's go fish like spontaneous
You have the fishing rods in the back and that's like yo, let's go to the spot
And that's like yo, bro. I can't go there, bro
I can't go there. Let me look to check for the closest parking lot that that doesn't have a bump above like 10 degrees
Bars are right. Come on, my G. What do you buy a car for bro to have it in the garage?
Sheesh with this you can go anywhere. Oh my god
I'm coming
But doesn't that fall seats I think on this too I think it has a roll cage, but that's that's sick, bro
versus
28 in Camaro SS 6.2 liter V8
V8 V8
Chet the Lexus ISF as a V8 and it's the sexiest car I've had ever
Sorry for you naturally aspirated V8. That's nothing else. I'm not a fan of turbo call me nuts
Call me nuts. I like that roaring that
Sorry
485 force power, what?
I like that logo, what is this again, Chrysler?
Red accents, red accents, red brake calipers, pulse champ, I like just throwing around
words that I read one time on Reddit, not bad at all bro, is it naturally
I think it is right. I don't think this one has the big quad turbo
This is my bus mobile. What's mobile?
What's up, my girl? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, this is my
bus mobile
View a conversion. You need to you need to you need to you need to you don't have enough bar on your
On your wheels or it looks like it's sagging a little bit or vision
22
the uh...
this is nice
and all based on your
forces
way what i don't know what causes
what the fuck is this
it's a week
what is it week
you know bro
week
that's what it looks like a week
What the fuck am I looking at?
I've never seen this brand.
What country is this?
Did they make all types of shit?
They make the Chinese e-mobiles
and they make the fucking,
huh, fuss, buick car, country.
Country.
American, how many American car brands are there?
Buick?
Skills you don't know how to drive,
but this is called a steering wheel.
But the screen felt that towards me. So these are to use as well. What's how and this is where I keep my
off-dragons or if I had one
Yo, hey, well look on the regions, bro. Oh my god Chad am I the only one I like this
Interface a lot more than a fucking like L like Ellie like fucking display, bro
Like the little needle and if it has a nice color, too, it's like nicely lit up
oh fuck and then the little one as well for the for your for your tank how
it like goes slowly there a little bit red like a little red like in the care
oh my god call me nuts this place or and sometimes the displace they're like
not high refresh rate oh my god making me crash out bro what's this my drilla
Don't sleep on the Skoda Bobby on my dude. What it has it's own finish
Is that mold
Why is it a mold?
Don't tell me this is malt madrilla. It's on but Tina. No
No
No, imagine the smell
Don't tell me you drive this bruh
Seizas, it keeps you humble.
Huh?
It keeps you coming back asking for more.
Ha ha ha!
Why that?
It's not your plan.
Yo bro, what the fuck is this whip?
Oh my god.
Yo please tell me you're driving with the fucking windows
down at all times, bro.
Else your lungs are going to be cooked.
This got to be worse than smoking.
A 10 minute trip worse than 10 cigarettes.
And when it starts, it gets you from point A to point B.
Yo.
Much love from Mr. Redman.
Hey, I'm not in chat.
Holy fuck, yo, you're the girl, bro.
I saw you're the girl.
Oh, holy shit.
But that's the bucket for the fish that he's about to catch.
Oh my god.
Now you have all right, bro.
But why is there this like, don't tell me
this is mold everywhere, bro.
Fuck, man.
Oh, it keeps you coming back asking for more.
I wish it was, oh man.
I don't know what substance that is, bro.
I just hope it's a mold, bro.
And when it starts, it gets you from point A.
Scoot a fire! Fire emoji bro!
Oh my god, thank you for sharing that bro, that was my favorite one so far.
Next!
Last one, last one, last one.
It's not loading.
Geech.
Just a beamer.
Next.
No!
Where am I, bro?
I don't know.
Did I see this one?
I'm 3, I think I'm very G80.
I'm only a little.
Why are you stressed? Why are you stressed?
Chad, let me guess, it turns on the Canada's...
Ding, ding, ding!
It's probably right now broken. Classic.
Gun check.
Morgaine, a minute, a minute, a minute. No connoisseur.
Bro, you need to take care of team. Trust me.
Trust me. All right?
I got you.
I've been broken.
why is the car talking to you what the fuck are these noises bro like it's a
tamagotchi what does it need is the tank glow the AC broken and the fucking
seat heating is not working what are these sounds you know what it is you know
what it is what it's a cop radar hey my friend ID please hold on a second are we
dead ass is that legal my boy you're scanning for the cops being on the
radio so you can speed when they're not well well well license plate check fuck
no holy America only on the bike aura and this is wait is it the good interior
one yes it is oh my god because you the new g80s right like the facelift or
whatever it has a monitor that is connected and that is disgusting as hell
it has like here in the middle like a black bar but it makes no sense this is
still the nice one bro this is this one very nice she she she she
boy is this car it is this car it it's a manual to fuck manual man
This is the O3 TJ Rangler with an inline 6, I got some VF good...
Inline chat, you know what the V6 stands for, if it says V6 as a card, means that the
more to us are like this, like a six pack, you know, like when you check your stomach,
that's kind of like a V6, you know, it's in a V shape, like this, and an inline,
inline means in a line you understand I don't know what it means but it means
something with inline like I6 is different I don't know
is there something else inline v6 is there something else is there more than
that
and guess what the Minecraft sherry there's a rotary what don't tell me it's
in the circle. Rotary V8. No, Rotary V8. Rotary V8 engine versus inline 8. Does inline 8 even
exist flat what the fuck is flat in line VH what's the difference does it operate
fully different as well like why are there two different shapes yeah sound is
different actually sound is different
are you sure inline versus V engine sound
which one sounds the best I'm gonna
to predict the best sounding one? V12. Or V10. The LFA by the one British guy, the goat,
the one from the car show. He says that the LFA is the nicest car ever, right? Sounding.
What is that? V10? V10 has to be the best. Here we go.
It's shock!
Shock kicks!
It's shock!
More rowdy!
More aggressive!
Potential!
Motorcycle on!
V5!
The only not even number!
Sounds unique!
Classic!
Classic! You won't cross the shop in your 10 of us, will you?
Are those...
Too much! Too much! Too much! Too much!
Oh, he's got one round cap!
Go on grocery shopping, five grammars get a heart attack with this V16, right?
Sheesh!
V10 sounded nice!
I want to see the clip.
LFA, what's his name chat? The guy.
Goat. Opinion.
Of course it shows up.
I mean yes, there are faults. The petrol tank is too small.
The seatbelt is idiotic and joking aside I would like a cup holder.
But the rest of it is so exquisite.
But the best thing is the noise.
Like awful. It sounds like a wild animal that's sad about something.
They're gonna make a cop out of it.
Poor stuff!
It's the best car about this shit. I want one of these. I want one of these how much how much how much
How much best sky ever how much I'll buy one
What
Mots, what's my credit score?
One mill?
Why?
How much was it retail?
375.
How many exist?
500!
500
It's a Lexus
No, this is why the ISF has even more RR than than ever bro
Like it sounds oh my god
what else
Lexus and call me not so does Lexus have one of the best music systems because I test drove an ISF during the register and
It was it was better. No front-fury
It was a car from 2010 and the Mark Levinson system, the audio system, sounded better than
anything I've ever heard than in UBMWs than an expensive RS Audi's call me absolutely
nuts.
A car from 2010.
Call me disgusting.
Maybe I was biased because I was in love with that car during the Regis on midlife
crisis, time out, but is that true or false?
I don't know.
It sounded so good.
So good.
2010.
hmm 2010
Minecraft t-shirt
it's perfect for me and my dog
wow that is nice is it a foster?
pass me that
it's got the manual in there
old-school stereo
macro
little victoria knocks
haha a hybrid of these is a kid
do it
all right i think we're done
i think we're done
Why do you want to buy a 2010 car in 2026?
Because I like the interior more, music system better than you.
I don't know, bro. And it looks sleeper and I don't know, man.
ISF, I'm in love still.
If it was manual, it would be my dream car, period, period.
I would be happy for the rest of my life. Never want something else.
Chevy Blazer.
Oh shit
There's an American car, but you have no
Sheesh
Blazer
the hell
Americans in the chat oh
My guy chat. Have I do you even know which car I'm talking about this car is
If it was manual, I would be cruising in one.
I watched all videos.
If I would go on my main YouTube channel right now, I watched every single video.
Bro, no, no, I love this car so much. You have no idea.
It's so nice.
V8 naturally aspirated.
Four door, you have the sunroof.
Oh my god, it's got it all.
Sadly or not.
This was the answer to the M3 or something back in the day.
It was slightly slower, but you get the reliability of Toyota engines.
It's oh my god, bro, it's GGs, bro, it's GGs.
It's GGs, bro.
Fuck, man.
I love this so much.
Sh** it sh**
This one is modded.
Ah, what else?
F**k.
I don't know what I want.
I think I'm just gonna stay in Volkswagen, bro.
Because I can't decide.
And I don't need a car, bro.
Hmm.
even though fuck my folks right now has an issue bro my AC doesn't go cold bro
my AC doesn't go cold bro
shit it was GG's during the 30 degrees era I have to fix it fast
ah what else shit what else what else what else what else
um refill what do you mean refill change filter filter everything can change
Before my mom gave me a Volkswagen she did a full twift check and a full like overhaul, you know, but some of the AC doesn't work
I don't know
It just blows hot air
Which is also nice. It feels nice
That's sounding V12 for my mods do my mods no ball chat
Why is it showing like the car's hitbox on the left?
What the fuck?
The engine is getting attacked.
I don't know if I like this at the top this just reminds me of moza wheel bro and it reminds
me of everything breaking.
Why can't they make this more refreshing it's just look I don't know call me nuts I don't
like that if it would go up like fast also I don't know I don't know I don't
like like slow it refreshes I don't know I don't know I don't like this
interesting okay okay that's all right are we done are we done are we done
enough enough enough enough few more banga cars walla
Yo, Mr. Zimmerman got a Škoda Octavia
Finland very cool car last code I was finished
The tires both the tires
Slides
Škoda
I have like two motorcycles in the garage if you want to see them bro, let me know, let me know
Please drive safe bro, motorcycles, oh man
If I had a kid I don't know if I would let it drive motorcycles
I mean if it's 18 of course you can do whatever you want but oh my god
If my kid was like 10 I don't think I would let it drive motorcycles
It's too risky bro
Oh my god, what is this
Toyota?
Safari Pixel. Got my fat-ass GT86.
What?
Sexbeat manual.
Manual?
In the print and reverse, you get to wind the gear stick.
Weather seats perfect for a 5ft 6man, if you're from Japan or Brazil.
But...
Real seats for your friends that you don't know.
Bossy, yo, hey. Bossy, they're exactly what I need.
Wait, a cute front!
What is this car?
Kinda cute.
GT86?
I've heard of the GI86.
Is this like, more power or what?
The brand new GT86.
Is every car one of the best cars is ever driven what the hell I check to
LFA in this one. Wait, oh, it's both are goaded
As a two-liter engine which produces less than 200 horsepower
So it's not very fast and it doesn't look very exciting either. This is one of the best cars
I have driven
ages
The engine may be small, but it's a super boxer unit, so the center of gravity is very low
16 manual gearbox
In recent years car manufacturers have been obsessed with grip. How fast a car can go round the corner
Cheeky son of a s**t
And of course means fitting low-profile
That's nice
Oh, fat tires is fitted with tires from a Prius, skinny and the results are dramatic
You could be terrible on every single round about just you know what I hate. You know what I hate a
Car where you step in put on the seatbelt and then it fucking strangles you
huh
Where you put it in and it goes?
What the fuck oh?
My god, like bro like I already put it on why you strangle my ass. I hate that shit. You know what I mean
Do you know what I mean some cost I have a feature when you put it in it goes just like it
Titan said chill bro. I like it loose. It's like the car hugging you or hell no bro get off me, bro
I want to rip off my seat belt after that
It's cuz you're fat, okay, bro
All right, I mean that's not that much
That's stuck no it's after Cobra
No no no we're always playing Eurotruck simulator huh yes it's stuck officer
chat robs has a gt3rs who knows the story bro we got pulled over right in front of the
hotel at the fucking major in cologne and they were like inspecting his rs after we went
for a 10 minute cologne drive like yo is this stuff and it was 20 minutes in front of the
fucking parking lot in front of the hotel with all fans like taking fucking videos
bro free robs free robs buzzer right oh my god the first time i got pulled over
Bro, it wasn't Robster's GT3S. I mean it was his first time as well.
Sheesh. It is all stuck. It is all stuck. It's not calm down, bro. Like, please man, we got... Come on, G.
Lovey-Ross.
What? 2027? That's not even bought yet.
But is this his daily?
Like, no way he goes grocery shopping in this, or?
Yeah, no, no, no way.
This has to be for work.
It's a little boring.
Pretty lost.
Lost the job.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Sheesh! He's got a fucking air purifier in there.
So ton of space.
Dude, this is like a... this is like a hotel room.
Microwave. What?
It's bad.
Bad? Why? Why is there tissues on top of the bed? Are you sick, bro?
God bless in the chat.
Maybe a little cold.
Margie! Margie!
Sheesh! That looks like a fucking Comfy Asmobile, bro.
like wow bro the seats that go like in a bus gee gee bro why don't they come in
other cars bro come on gee give me my BMW with one of one of these bro you feel
me bro you feel me oh if you ever sat on one oh my god bus seat are bouncy
How is it that I only just noticed that Bus drivers get this comically bouncy seat?
But there is a good reason for it, and even NASA has looked into this kind of thing.
Bus drivers sit for hours, every household, pump, and even small vibration slowly wear
down their spines.
So their seat is basically a suspension system designed to absorb that motion before it
reaches the body.
But here's the part I wasn't expecting.
has an actual facility called the human vibration laboratory. And when they studied how constant
vibration affects the human body, they found something counterintuitive. It's not the big
impacts that cause the most fatigue. It's the tiny constant vibrations you barely notice.
Over time, that low level shaking forces your muscles to constantly micro-adjust,
which is what actually drains your energy and makes you tired.
Wait! So you're basically working out if you're driving a bus or what?
Your muscles keep contracting like in the gym.
Sheesh.
I always fall asleep in a car.
As a passenger.
How is it?
Interesting, interesting.
What else?
Is driving a bus like working out?
Because muscles contract.
You think I'm stupid, bro?
They're having a bus? OK.
Ah, what else? What else? What else?
Uhhh...
Looks like structural blow.
Which is not a color, but which...
What is that color?
BMW knows how to make colors like this!
Blue outside, red inside, fire and ice combo. What the fuck?
Please don't enter light.
Nice, we're good!
Top only with some chat.
Alright.
Why did he wait 37 seconds to say hello?
Holy shit, bro, let the car talk for the first 30.
Attention.
Dead stock.
Sorry, I'm sick right now.
No, God bless you, bro.
The guys like my car.
He shoots their own.
I have to get a G80 sometime.
I've got a big dog now.
I need a four door.
Have a good day, everybody.
Isn't G80 four door as well?
Am I tweaking?
X3 MC Superman spec.
What?
Is this an SUV?
Yeah, right.
Oh my god, that color.
Kala, that Kala, bro.
What is this Kala?
You have so much drama, Kala.
You're alive.
Holy fuck.
That Kala's insane.
It's not structural, you guys.
My drill-up.
Show!
That Kala's also nice.
Am I tweaking?
He's from Norway.
Same country as, uh, look.
My golf, I am from Norway.
So, yeah.
I'm 17 and this is my first ever car
Boss SKV first now. What the fuck 17 sexy ass Volkswagen
Hold up. Let me tell you first manual
It's got the TDI
Of course diesel
Diesel, long-strecked vehicle. Let's go my brother.
I'm also diesel. Let's go, bro.
Chat is the what's the difference between diesel and benzene?
Is diesel is one faster accelerating or something?
They always call in German Langstreckenfahrzeug for diesel.
My mom always said that. That's why she always got diesel.
She's like, no, no, no, has to be diesel.
All right. She said it goes longer distances or something.
Is that true?
Diesel has more torque.
Is it faster low in low low reps reps or something?
or what's the difference diesel is cheaper yeah it used to be cheaper now
it's getting at some point diesel was I like spent it no
stronger not faster what okay it's more powerful what does that even mean isn't
it faster if it's stronger diesel is slow but long range really bro the the
turbo diesel my current one that my mom bought the turbo diesel it's hella
low the old turbo diesel that my mom had i-type was fast fury i think it was faster than yours
bro out of a roundabout in second gear brother that she was so nice
looks pretty high let me start that shit for you right now
very nice
ha ha ha that is nice my boy oh my god don't go to high revs bro don't fuck up
the car
ha ha sounds like a tractor holy diesel bro what else what else I think that was
actually the last one right yeah yeah yeah she's bro she's but what a sexy
first guy you seem like a guy that takes care of the first camera I like
that like this looks clean bro straight from the fucking factory almost very nice
my G very nice very nice okay what's a new one it's linked in what maybe you to
video last one guys last one he's sending you to video bars alright M240
I is it a Lego one wait M2R M240 I is this an M2 what's the difference M240
eh? It says M2. Fake M2? Wait, what? It looks like one though.
Wow, four pipes. Too much power for two. I like the purple. I like the purple.
Nine. Here's the new, ah, here's the new display. This is what I was talking about,
The other car that we saw had this display from the middle, which is the OG one.
He has the two displays with the big ass fucking black bar in the middle.
I think this one looks much worse.
Still good though.
Maybe.
Wow.
Is that the Lego front?
Kind of.
Sexy.
Sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy.
It's BMW Audi by the chat.
I don't know, bro.
All exos!
What is this?
Why is there a flag on you?
South Kupra, 300 horsepower.
Ears.
Wait, how many... how many hoes?
Ears.
South Kupra, 300 horsepower.
300?
Ears.
how many exhausts? 4!
the fuel is out
just have to get the interior
manual?
do you want to say my first one?
that's about it
it is a manual, I see three of those
nice my boy bro
what was that, a scooter?
Big bin. Custom big bin logos. What the fuck is a big bin bro. Yo, get back on top. Holy...
Get over to the wife's. Those two cars couldn't be any more different. What the fuck? We
We have a key for ink, Volkswagen, dirty as hell, the interior is sick.
What the fuck is that wheel?
It looks like a donut.
Oh my gosh.
Yee.
Dude, this guy has all the wrong.
You seem like a guy that lives life to the fullest, bro.
That's good.
Sheesh.
you sick very nice my boy very nice God bless you too bro she's very cute very
nice what is this mod's affairs more really cool ones link it is this the
one that we talked about the r35 station on a pixel on a pixel on a pixel
on a pixel on a pixel on a pixel on a pixel on a pixel Finland what is this
BMW VAS? Why is it so long? I've never seen this. This has to be a mod. Or?
Ornabixel. Ornabixel. Ornabixel. Ornabixel. Ornabixel. Ornabixel. Ornabixel. Ornabixel.
What is this? What is this? A wagon? Collapsed suspension? Oh no, really? I mean I'm not
mechanic to me looks fine bro one more one more one more one more
Mods, if you have Mods, just fast.
Yo, hello, I'm at the top.
Yo, yo, we are.
Folks, one, two, three, four.
My name is Vaggen, the Fazitman.
No, no, no, no, no. Go back.
Huh?
Vaggen, the Fazitman.
My boy, what are you sitting on, bro?
What the K-pop seat covers?
Oh, that is crazy.
This is like, this is like, he's too shy to put it outside of his car, like a, you know,
like some paint job or something, he puts it inside, bro.
Kinda hiding it, you know?
Sitting on it.
I see you, my boy, I see you.
On the low, on the low.
Interesting.
What the fuck.
Okay.
Last one.
What is this, Scuder?
Okay, thank you for linking this mods.
Bars, alright.
Zimmerman is my car.
Scuder.
So many Scudas.
Oh, I miss this.
Because the current, my old,
my mom's old Volkswagen had the
the handbrake, the looks.
Looks you push in the button you pull up bang and break on
I'll tell now. It's always these like electrical buttons. I don't like that. This is kind of nice. Oh my god
Oh my god scores important that is massive
But you can't open this one, right?
Ha, I think it's a panorama roof not a sunroof
Sunroof of course important panorama roof. This is not a son of my boy. Is it?
Hey, hey, hey, hey very important, bro
what did he open it or what did he do no he's putting a screen up it doesn't
open right what this is GTA gameplay right
I'm in my living room right now.
I need 1000 gift at such a-
Or the Audi.
So, what the fuck is this?
Is he looking through a window in his living room?
My gosh, I'm in my living room right now.
now so quickly all the TT for the track Toyota no he said it's literally just
flex he could have went down like it now bro he could have been I'm in my garage
I'm in my living room here we go yeah no no no but alright what is this house
and what are these cars quickly all the TT for the track Toyota MR2 my
first car, love it, modified it. Street legal by the way, BMW M4 and BMW 320d.
Yo, good show guys, enjoy it.
MR2, what the fuck is an MR2? Is it the blue one?
Audi TT for the track, Toyota MR2.
Toyota MR2? What even is this?
That's it is he broke your fury bro this shit marks your RS 6 from this would probably all be juniorized from
Street legal by the way
m4 and
BMW what bro on the house tour. I'm not gonna lie. I want a house tour
Where's this guy from Germany? I can't see the license plates has to be America, right if there's none in the front
So guys enjoyed
German in America or something? Oh
what the fuck trackers don't need license plate guys what is that he's
playing powered
Nothing, he's German.
I have to call him.
I have to ask him what he does.
Please one minute of your time sir.
What the fuck?
Chad what do you think he does?
not gonna say I do have some rivals that are making good money in Germany I'm
not gonna lie I don't know if he would say that though I know upon star
Furi send me something watch this Furi on stream off-stream
Oh F 100% MCS our rank master show
No, that house looks that bollocks about what does Furi say one second
chat so fury can i say fury sent me this
wait fury can i say that it's
It's kinda slow, I drove it, it's kinda slow.
I think it's fake 100,000 100 horsepower's
I have it else. What else?
I'm joking. I was disgustingly fast, like scaringly fast.
New York paint for the raid. Appreciate that.
I hope you won all your facing games.
We're actually looking at cards right now.
I'm Swiss.
it was up
is that your parents' house or is that yours bro
and be honest no it's actually mine but I got the
place to live it from Switzerland
actually and I'm freaking nervous to be on stream now
why are you nervous I'm nervous what the fuck is this house
yo how much does this house cost how much
a lot a lot but you know how it is you get the money from the bank and pay
monthly yeah best case you own it totally at the end someone
but you can't leak it right oh my god I you surely could send you a video but
not today actually wait so wait so wait but you have four cars I mean why
like you're not why you broke taken alone bro
I'm not I'm not like having the best job but I was just lucky with my parents a
bit for sure and I have to say the MR2 in the video that's my first car and
it's totally street legal in Switzerland though all the TT isn't
there's actually a track car yeah she's with Swiss isn't there Swiss
youtuber bro who's like fully into Shafian or something is he Swiss? Yeah I know Shafian is Austrian but
there are some as well but they're doing mainly English content. Wow what's your dream car?
Like
Apollo IE but it's impossible to get this score
Looks like a bad mobile actually it's crazy
What is this?
Oh my god, how much is this no idea maybe like three millions or something like that
It's more it's more expensive in the house, so yeah, not reasonable. I think if I lucky maybe
I'm 27
I love your stream bro.
Hey, much love, you're working right now, right?
You're working right now, my G?
I'm just waiting for a friend.
I was about to say that. I was about to say the gunshot, you said yes.
Alright, enjoy that bro, enjoy that.
And wow, man, that's... God bless you bro.
Best of luck in life, alright?
Thank you very much, Jonah. Have a nice stream.
Peace bro. Peace, peace, peace.
Goodbye.
Damn chat.
that that video that he sent man what the fuck that looks insane i'm not gonna lie
uh hey admit it bro w um he could have said anything oh she seemed like a humble guy
what else all right are we done are we done we done wow
that's all videos that's all videos guys thank you for showing your your cars bro
Thank you for showing your cars bro.
How long did that take? Like 30 minutes?
Let me boot up CS.
Oh my god.
You sound young.
What do you mean?
What's wrong with saying that?
He sounded young.
Huh?
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ho ho ho.
Bozo.
What's your favorite car?
Ho ho ho.
Bozo.
Alright bro.
Yo yo.
Oh my god.
No, here we go. Here we go time flies time do fly time do fly, bro
Chad listen, bro. I actually unbox this today. Anyway guys
What are we hopping into bro? What are we hopping into? I'm gonna make a poll and you guys can decide, alright?
No pet gets whipped out you already know it's going down right now. It's going down. It's going down
Hearts and check for everybody who made a quick little video about showing car
Appreciate you guys that we can just do something out of nothing bro. I'm not gonna like this is why I love having a community
Bro, and why I love streaming bro. I wouldn't love streaming if I had no community
Oh my god, you could just do shit. You can just do shit, bro
You can just see shit you can just do shit you can just make shit you can just watch shit
You can just talk about shit. You can just you can just you know what I mean. All right, um
We have on the voting what do we have cars mutt with Kajal? Oh hell no
Kedron and I were both hella mad afterwards bro.
We didn't reach the nether once and I don't blame our skills, I blame you guys because
you guys fucked us with every single vote bro, spawning a warden, into a warden, into
a warden, into a warden, into a warden.
You feel me bro?
You need to chill bro.
You need to chill.
Alright.
On the vote we have.
Horror game.
Cheeky horror game.
Why not?
Haven't done it in a bit.
I will hop on anyways for just a little bit why because I made a challenge yesterday if
you find my logout spot I should I log out at a random location and if people find me
I don't know how they were able to find me if they were I will give them three billion
dollars.
Did I say two bill or three bill which is a lot of money in the game.
So maybe some people actually went through and hacked me or something and got my card
somehow.
If people are at my logout once I log in. If not, I directly hop off again.
What else?
MC story mode episode 2.
Chat who remembers this absolute fucking banger. I stopped playing Minecraft story mode.
I paid 120 euros for this game because it's off steam. It's discontinued.
You cannot get this game anymore.
You only can buy keys from from 10 years ago for like a hundred bucks on some key sites.
I did that and replayed it on stream
Episode one and then we stopped. There's still an episode two
But the pig died Ruben died and I said if Ruben dies I quit
Now it's a year over my pet died a year ago, so I can hop in again. Hopefully I get a new pet
Can we start that today though, I mean we can why not we only live once if you vote for a show
I'm not sorry mode episode two
We will do like a few chapters today, you know
But we couldn't finish it today. It's like a six hours
But it's in chapters like a book. It's cinema, bro
What else owner SMP I'll start a server soon guys, I'll start a server soon
Fuck I don't know with who though. I have like three very good options to start a server with guys
I just don't know who
The person who does Hugo SMP, he still has like, he has a massive team, he can make another server, he said.
Like he's not, like he can do more than one server and his kind of works.
I don't know, that may be a play.
I want to start with a small server first, see if we fuck with it, you know.
And then maybe we go bigger.
What else, Chef? What else?
Forza? Forza Eliminator. Buzz, alright.
I would have to set up the wheel, it would take like 10 minutes.
Um, 5 minutes. It's not a moza.
What else? Um, what else do I put on the list, guys?
What else do we want to do today?
Uh...
Face it?
Would I rather play face or not get my Premiere rank?
It's both cancer. I'm not gonna lie face. It is kind of fun because of half-time voice. It it makes it a lot more interesting
But it's still not like it can be fun, but it can be the most depressing time ever
I would hop straight off a vibe a bad game. I'm not gonna lie
No
Sally are you dead ass? Why would they take the most fun away? I
Shwab played face it because of that
Why?
Huh?
But people loved it, no?
That is disgusting, I'm not gonna lie.
What else should I put on the thing?
Um...
Check, we have one more option, we have five things in pool.
Five things, five things.
Uh...
Oh wait, one thing I do need to do right fucking now before I forget.
I have where are they?
Chat who wants one of these Sally, where did I put the diggle blue jams?
There's somewhere I
Wasn't supposed to show that Mott's where's my
where are the diggals
wait are the old ones oh my god where are the diggals
bro my inventory is messy or this from the hundred K opening G each they
They opened a total of 50 bucks.
Where are my Deagles?
Mott, you have to check please.
I want to send them out right now.
Are they gone?
Your inventory is private, I'm private right now.
Bro, I wanted to send them to Olaf right now so we can like give them to the people.
Bro, I'm just flexing your, sorry, I'm not trying to find the deals that I want to give away.
Oh my God.
Inventory public, inventory public.
It's like 20 Deagle Bluegems, where are they?
Can someone find out where they are? Play Dildo SMP. What is- I hope you didn't- Donut.
God of War. Baaas alright, Lars.
Lul!
Lul, let's play Devil May Cry.
Random our suggestion. Oh my god, one of the best one of the best games by the way that I play in high school
Just cause type one if you know ball, bro. Oh my god, just cause back in high school just called just cause two
I think it was oh my god. What a clean game. All right, um
What else to report one last thing we put on the thing one last thing guys one last thing
Check list modification. Yeah, silly. Can you check?
um
could do something in roblox what is the goona game called arrow arrow goon game
it's the one with the with the Asian girls like dating or sorry you know like
you all you've all seen it bro you've all seen it a lot of people were
spamming it in the chat that's why I put on the list that's why I really
bro come on G don't be with all right um is that all I can't see storage unit
five hearts under one roof why is everyone saying that wait hard times
saying that hard times what is five hearts under one roof that's the one I'm
I'm talking about
Oh no, oh
So windy
Dance ask for a photo drop your what is what are these options?
We can ask for a photo dance for her just drop my
Thanks to you.
I'm not.
Thanks to you.
I saw my ex-boyfriend, too.
Thank you very much, Mr. Mill.
So why don't every streamer play this game, bro?
Hey, bro, you should eat it alone when you're not safe.
Why does it sound like this?
I'm sorry.
I hope I can play this but yeah, it's on the list. Is that the main one I?
Guess this is the arrow good again. All right, um
Is that all?
Are we happy?
New skibbity toilet episode. Yeah, what happened to skibbity toilet, bro
I was locked in in the law and then Martin. What's his name one rich dude bought skibbity toilet?
and now he doesn't give the rights again to the guy
he lost all the power
skibbity toilet is not what it used to be
holy fuck one of my best streams ever bro
this was too much fun season twenty three
bro once the ufo toilets in beta bro i swear that you kept me awake at night
tv man my goat
oh my god if you know you know bro
what happened to skibbity toilet hubby
skibbity
One day ago, but is it still what it used to be guys?
Nine months where they did not look for nine months and now they did.
Skippy toilet movie.
Oh.
When is the premiere?
Oh my God.
The wise every game becoming a movie.
Elden Ring movie.
Skibbity Toilet Movie. Is this generation like... Are we chopped?
Play va laurant.
Skibbity Toilet Scandal is getting scary.
Alright, guys, let me go quickly on a Regis, alright?
Let me go quickly. Mods, please find out where the Deagles are.
If somebody tells me where I have the deagles in the storage unit
I'm gonna give you a cheap knife. I think I have a cheap knife like
Please someone tell me please someone tell me
How? No, at some point I put it in
I'll be RV guys. I'll be RV. I have to go Tyler real quick and then you guys vote on what we do, right?
Type in chat
What we play all right, I'll just have to check YouTube chat
All right, I'll be every I'll be every I'll be every six seconds back starting now
you
I have no food, I have no food, don't lifestyle food, I have no bananas, I have nothing, I
only elements jich all right guys did you make up your mind oh wait we could
also watch a bang-out video bro look I'm in a yappy mood right now shit hmm
Can you guys hear me?
Shit, my camera.
Almond's.
Who wants one?
GUNER GAME, PLEASE!
Buzz, all right.
Calm down, little bro.
Mmm.
Mm-hmm.
Hmm, okay here we go, Mott should we know where the decals are now?
Zekiro, he said it six months ago, bro!
Zekiro is gonna happen, bro.
Zekiro is gonna happen.
I'm very excited for Zekiro.
Has it been started?
You've modified last two months.
Bro, I'm gonna check off stream.
All right, check before we do a vote.
And like, you know, I'm gonna do one of these things.
Let me first, I have to hop onto DoraSMP for just a minute.
Just a minute, okay?
Two minutes.
Why?
Because,
all we do,
fuck net
oh my god why did I ask that I should have just went in bro like a clueless kid
bro oh I didn't know what like what they wouldn't have done anything right I
think it is just like oh yeah that's a police on chariot would be nice if you
don't I think it's that deep isn't it the hackers of exes if I share 20
clips on stream
fuck but I'm a man of my word for now shit oh my god closing all the nice
car tabs oh oh oh oh my gosh all right here we go um bang I made a bet yesterday
Who was there yesterday, type one?
A bat for a lot of money.
We're talking billions.
This is just for a few minutes, okay?
Yesterday, I logged off the largest Minecraft server
in existence, Dolan SMP, 30,000 average player,
40,000, massive, bigger than Hypixel.
I logged off in a random spot, randomly on the map.
The map is massive, not as massive.
People wanted to expand it.
not as big as 2B2T, way smaller, but still massive. I logged out in a random position
and I showed what I look at, nothing else. I didn't even look around. The only thing that
we saw was trees and a flood on the right. If someone now found my logout, stands in
front of me or if there's a sign that says, hey, I found you with the name tag, I will
pay him three did I say two or three billion chat did I say two or three who
has the clip the tiktok maybe from yesterday I did not know anything but
maybe a clip I did um who has the link real fast real fast
Thank you, bro
Okay, yo, who has the link, bro?
Thank you
Who is the link guys actually visuals my girls are not let me check the temperature
temperature he linked the vote from yesterday buzzer right w timestamp
Kappa
Should own a place a hero
What mornos how
Who has the link of of me logging out yesterday mot's actually, please
Yo, I'm about to break my mouse.
This guy's the one you're subbed.
Loops, I trust you, bro.
Didn't get me.
Me actually?
Thank you.
Okay.
I'm surprised that we're still getting different links.
You literally worked for me, iPad.
If this is a rig roll, you're gonna be on the streets, buddy.
I think I was glitched.
I Pat
She'll
All of cancer the golden play button on a what the fuck
Bro, I'm trying to move on bro
It was in my notepad
Okay, then I need the real link bruh yuppie your moderator
Thank you, Sally. Sally the only person that I can trust. Oh my god. W fucking Sally.
Find this! Right here. This is all that people saw on the biggest Minecraft server.
Flat on the right. Three Bill. Three? You are not gonna find this.
That's insane. This is literally perfect. And I didn't show anything else.
Chat. Do you think someone finds this or no? Here we go.
I hope the person is online who found it if someone for I think no one found it
And this is going to be the last the the least anti-climatic thing ever
I think we're gonna hop on no one is in front of me teach
Ready I will gift a thousand if someone found you are you that ass bro
Okay, here we go
Zero chance. I
Literally slash RTP that puts you on a random spot
And there was no one next to me. All right, here we go three fucking bill. That's a lot
Three
Two
One
If a bullet
Gun is facing my head. Would I say yes or no?
I don't know. I don't know. I think it's 50-50. Here we go. Three. Two. You still have a
second to find me. One.
Don't SNP the big.
Here we go back.
No way.
What are you talking about?
No one found.
there's no way no one cares ha no one is here
guys three bill was it too hard I was showing this but more zoomed in what it's
three bill too low that game broke 40k people online 36 I'm gonna tip a here
someone do I do it again for tomorrow I thought literally someone find me with
some clever way which one is where they can come to me TPA saw this one what
What's that? Never mind.
Can you hear me?
This guy is literally scamming, by the way. He has my fake username. He's farming money.
Buzzzz, alright. You're half a crystal, you bruh. I'm sorry.
Because you used my name-
I need my letter back. What was his name? I didn't have a totem. What was his name?
I didn't have a totem. I didn't think he would fight back. I didn't think he would fight
back. He's trying to give my shit back, right? Accept.
Please let me have that back. I'm sorry, bro.
Can I have my stuff back?
Is he crafting?
I didn't try to kill you.
On your mom's life it blew up
Is there a way I can check as inventory chat like inventory check
All I needed was this shit. Oh
My god
Can I have a mill?
Because you killed me, no joke.
Oh my god, bro, like why did we fight bro? Why did we fight to death?
Thank you for the mill, I appreciate you my dog. I'd have a good one. Good luck scamming, bro. Fuck man
All right, I'm gonna you didn't have a luta really okay good good good good
guys I'm gonna RTP again and I'm gonna do the same game whoever finds my log
out and places blocks next to me like you know like this I'm gonna give you
How much maybe maybe three bill wasn't enough or it actually was too hard
Guys ten bill is literally how much that's like in real life money how much that's a lot
A 10 build may come to a point where multiple people find it and they will fight for it,
you know?
Chat 10 build or 5 build?
You decide.
10 build is ridiculous.
Bar ride.
We can still up to 10 if they don't find it tomorrow.
I think we start with 5.
We double it every time.
It was 3 today, it's going to be 6.
And then the next time, 10.
Okay.
The next secret logout spot, again, place a sign just to make sure, you know, maybe
you're not online while I go live you place I found you you put your username
you put your username okay your in-game username so I can pay you if you're not
there and then you can type a message like I found you by by checking blah
blah blah blah you know like whatever how you found me you know but I hope you
are there um like try to come online when I when I come on I don't know
bro I know we all busy but if you find me you know put a sign down with
your nickname so I can pay you. And you put these blocks around me, okay? So I know that
you know which one it is, like which spot. Because people can just put signs everywhere,
you know? All right, I'm gonna slash RTP. I'm gonna same as last time, put my FUV down
to six seven to make it even harder. Six spill. If you find my log out. Whoever is
there. If it's multiple people, we have to figure it out. But just put a sign down. There's
a sign with your nickname. I will reach out to you. Here we go. Slash RTP. Three. Two.
Should we just make a 10, Bill?
I have 12.
No.
It's too much, you think?
10 could be massive for people to actually fight for it.
I would love that.
Imagine they start fighting at the logout.
If multiple people somehow find it.
And I don't want to have another situation where I log on
and no one is fucking there, bro.
I feel sad, bro.
6.7 Bill. 6.7. 6 billion 700 million. If you find this lower. If there is a village in sight I have to re-roll. I go again. If it's too easy I have to go again. Village is too easy. Here we go. Three, two, one.
We see the biome, I think, because of the leaves, correct me if I'm wrong.
Maybe it's just the trees.
We have chunky trees.
The world has been altered, a.k.a. if you have the world seed off-door at S&P, you can't
just enter the terra and try to find it that way.
You only have terra on the back that has maybe been untouched.
There's grass on top of the dirt.
means that the blocks are OG the ones in front of us of course are not this one
is harder than the last but again we have way more money on the line as well
is this a 10 billion times but or 6.7 guys this may be too hard I don't know
that cave section may help or is it a cave I'm not gonna show it could just
be somebody who mind off three blocks
It's impossible. You're underestimating the kids, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
I may be getting hacked as we speak. People may actually hack my mojang account to find this location.
I don't know if we let that count. All right, I'm gonna log out right now, but this is the spot.
Look up a bit. I'm going to give you the slightest look up, but not more.
I
Want a cheap before you go I can't Pharex this is this is the logout spot. I wish I wish this wasn't locked
But this is too perfect
Do I lock up a little bit or no chat? I?
See a lot of people saying no, okay
This impossible
Farrakh do you think ten ten bill people five six point seven bill people care enough to find this?
Or do any topic to ten?
Pharex is one of the oldies on the server, bro
Farrex, do not pull my pole, thank you.
Yeah, for sure, okay, we keep it at 6.7.
I don't think it's possible though, it's too hard.
Check, the tree at the top, if you look at the top top,
you see the little dick, the little rocket in front of you, the dirt?
The dirt rocket, it points up.
The tree above that rocket, above that dick,
is that an oak tree, a light oak tree?
Or is that the lighting?
That could be a hint.
That's a different tree, right?
There's a much brighter log at the top.
I'm going to point at it here.
Look at this tree right there, Chad.
Look at this tree.
Ready?
Not going to move.
Zack?
All right, I'm going to log out.
It's not possible, I think.
It's not possible.
In less than 24 hours, I will log on again.
And someone may get 6.7 Bill, Richard.
Good luck.
All right.
What is next, Major Las?
I'm gonna open up the poll.
You ready?
Maybe we're gonna have back on.
It's on the list.
Anything else?
Big is killing spirit right now, say what I...
impossible heli is there
huh don't seven and eight what classic five hearts under one roof second place
boys and girls we're gonna hop into that goona game at one point I will
remember this wait I have one more thing that I forgot guys I also have my and
don't instantly say no not the YouTube guys again my YouTube guys they're good
bro like the Minecraft sorry the GTA hide-and-seek that was a one-off but
they prepared the craziest Minecraft seats like actually like the craziest
Minecraft seats where you have the weirdest structures maybe impossible
seats that shouldn't exist, but they do exist.
It's prepared.
It's like 12 maps that we will quickly check.
iPad UI, YouTube video.
Do we do that or not?
That's fast before horror game.
Yay or nay?
Quick MC impossible seats or Insta-horror game?
You decide.
Yes?
We hop in real quick?
Let's do that.
Wait, I don't know what's winning.
Let me check.
Fuck.
Pull this thing up.
Ah!
OK.
Pull.
And then horror or now horror no wait
Scam classic what you talking about bro, but you're gonna do both
Bro, why is it so close
Great, that's awesome. Oh you froze it bacon bacon
I
Do we do that real quick I don't like a 50-50 vote oh
My I am gonna go home and call me a scammer regardless bro. You're gonna call
Buzz alright, but maybe I just hope for me
What how are game do we even have what how are game do we even have?
Do it quick you could have already be halfway done. No, you know me. I yep. I yep
Guys, are we... Guys, if I promise you that we go horror game afterwards and we do quick
Minecraft seeds, deal or no deal.
But then no one go, wha, wha, 55%.
Alright.
Wait.
Fuck no.
I have a game you can do with Fury, not horror, it's puzzles.
What is the game called, Jappi?
Outlast trials? I played that one time.
What horror game do we play?
We were here.
Guys, I need horror game recommendation.
Before we do anything, we need the horror game.
need to know which one. Which one Yuppie? Moel? I've seen this before getting recommended.
Could be decent, not gonna lie. Could be decent. Do we vote on horror game as well? I've
got linked this linked as well. Harrow gas station case. Looks like fiasco fadden are different.
We have this new and good but two hours below rusted guards. Unreal engine slop sometimes
Sometimes they hit, sometimes they don't.
She was 98.
Nowadays everything unreal engine.
Sometimes they hit.
Guys, which game do we play?
Which game?
Too many games to choose from.
Help.
to tell Stoneville incident.
Mots.
All right.
Do a poll.
Another poll.
OK, let's do it real quick.
Which hurricane, guys?
Heror gas station case
Below rusted gods below rusted do you know these games?
She was 98 I repeat she was 98
Stories to tell Stonewall incident
anything else
Moel, Moel, I'll put it on the list, Moel, anything else?
Wait, that's five options.
Ah, bang.
Whatever gets the most votes, it's down to right now.
Choose the most scary one.
I know, bitch.
Moel.
That's the only one that my guys didn't link.
What the fuck is Moel?
okay three hours yo listen guys this is three hours guys guys guys it's too long
bro it's too long it's too long it's too long it's too long it's too long it's
too long no it's good though I'll play it another time deal we're still playing
horror game but guys three hours too long bro that's too long that is too
long bro oh my god like I'm sure like bro like you know I'm not a scammer
bro oh my like I'll play it another time though you have my word bro we're gonna
play more but like just like that's too long for today
mox make pole with the other ones so we have a fair pole so we have a fair pole
guys I ain't no scammer bro I am not a scammer bro why did I put more on the
list I didn't even know the game all right here we go did you vote for because
What was the longest?
What's this?
D's nuts.
Okay.
Guys, you know I'm not a scammer, bro.
Shift at midnight?
Alright, pull this up, pull this up.
No scam this time. Whatever gets the most votes I play.
Why not she was 90?
Okay.
Gas station case, check your shorts good.
This one, ideal.
Similar to Pheas of Phaetham, okay.
Is it going to be better than Pheas of Phaetham?
Gonna be hard to beat not gonna lie some of my favorite horror games. I feel so fathom. Sally. Can you link me this please?
I give me this
Is this good or not
Is that that game
No way I'm in that game.
Uh huh.
Ah, fuck it.
Sadly, give me more.
But I may not...
Doesn't let me save.
Does Moe let me save for next time?
Yes or no?
Yeah?
Lenker, Lenker, Lenker.
Mods, I need more, I need more.
Here we go.
Thank you, Sally.
Here we go.
Already scammed once.
I can only scam once during the stream.
And I scammed the ending stream right after giveaway,
right after an opening knife.
All right, here we go.
I don't think I have hardware monitor though.
Are you mad about that?
Because I was using my, I was swifting.
I was using a bicycle. It's empty.
Here we go. Minecraft seems to be waiting.
My YouTube ads are mad. It is what it is, guys. I hope you can still pay the bills.
Here we go.
We're gonna do that next time though. Next time Minecraft seats. Deal.
Here we go. Please don't crash my PC mode.
Wait. Why did it download so fast?
Lights off again.
Lights off.
Same as always. Here we go.
Once, time fell.
Time fell.
All right.
Witch language.
I'm not scared. You are scared. Who's she? Sorry. Can you still see me even with the lights
off?
Machen wir deutsche Englischung. Englisch, oder? Komm. Komm, komm, komm.
Auf Winter als na, Leute. Content Warning. I've played that game. This game contains
disturbing imagery including items of mental illness online on child
huh guys one thing that actually creeps me out in horror movies and shit and
games is is people that are crazy mental
silence shut the island type one if you're scared of that ship right options
what is this menu this is cruel as hell gameplay looks sense probably way lower
toggle crouch don't need to bind everything myself
Oh no no no. Toggle inventory. Hat bobbing.
Is this game TOS guys or not?
WASD?
Sprint crouch that's it. Nice. I like when it's simple bro. Not because I'm stupid, but because Chuck can then easily understand bro.
Audio.
Little bit less right? Little bit less.
I'll keep it at 100 for now. Let's keep it 100. Here we go. Play.
feels like like of some these fucking mania we have taken to calling it the
white rabbit what I'm about to show you is the best recording we have she's
don't look directly at the screen. We discovered it after the Matryashka incident. Wait, so
don't look. All we know is that it's calling from deep below the earth. And that it most
likely isn't natural. Any contact with the signal seems to result in strange symptoms.
Most repost hearing voices of parents, siblings or old friends. People they have lost. Am I
Nothing? Say wallahi.
Fixed.
We're back. Right?
I took out my FPS.
Where? What did you miss?
Mr. RS, thanks for the fucking 10 gifted socks. I love you baby boy.
Parts in the chat.
Mods, YouTube guys. Make sure titles everywhere. Fine.
here we go he said that the people who look at it like who get if like who look
at the screen and the mole comes they they lose their loved ones or something
here we go stranger those voices all repeat the same word dig what it's like
the dig a whole game I've seen other streamers play that easy Klaus
Peter Khaminsky graveyard
all right let's get digging huh why want to dig first check behind the tree
nope well this is beautiful it's like heaven bro it's like Windows wallpaper
about the farming route.
What is this?
Do you hear that?
Somewhere else I guess. Alarm off.
Off the machine where?
I'm also blind, Errol.
Strata, offer of enlistment, Victor, I've spoken to the commitee.
They are prepared to pay off your debts in full.
When that, they're still skeptical about a relief they know as well that you are
the best navigator still alive.
This might be the last chance I'm able to give you.
I know you will make them proud.
Okay.
okay
it's 9am or p.m. we had some cerveza
there's a flashlight somewhere
light
i think we're on a ship or something maybe a submarine
data type key unlocks dawn room form
so cigarettes
we are dawn room form
standard pack crew should come follow us from the ground
okay don't don't feel like smoking up right now
what I open the door unlocked storm room four
lower the gamma guys for me it's a car
navigate us to it's okay I didn't mean to light it up to this it's fine
I want to go deeper down than anyone.
Okay, I'll load out for you guys.
Where?
Guys, it's good.
Okay, you have me now.
Thank you, Chad.
What is this?
Do not leave in panel.
For cassette.
Do I have a cassette?
Ah, this is for the door.
Bang.
Open.
Open
Ha ha ha
Tell you about I come to puzzles on it
City on the floor wait, I did I smoke did I throw mine down? I think so
Engine bond on putzunik
Cannot open his door
Message. Unread order available in time on the access communication system.
We view immediately.
On my panel, not right now, no time. First I have to check.
Communications room.
What was that?
that's it.
That's it.
Sir, in box status one new order.
OK.
Nothing happening.
We're going to put it into this shell.
OK.
What's happening?
We're gonna put her into this shit.
There's the button to unscribe a message.
Butter and scribe.
Now we put her in this.
Y'all feel like Pirate Sufferber who has played these games before?
Guys, I swear I don't know, I'm just clever.
New message
What is going on I know the white rabbit is disrupting most communications, but you've been at a standstill for over 12 hours now I
Hope this is just another coming ski issue, but you must get them back into the cockpit
Right now you are far too off the course for the autopilot to keep up with the navigate without a navigator
It's also a gentle reminder that all ship systems are dependent on the power that is generated by the Driller itself, including temperature control.
Getting the drill moving again must be your absolute top priority. Otherwise you'll be boiled alive in a few hours. What?
For now you will have to divert power yourself by recruiting a few sparks on the red floor.
I refuse to cancel this mission over one drunk. Too much is at stake. Remember we're all depending on you for tomorrow.
Okay, what is the drill?
What is that noise?
What was that noise?
Fuse box reset protocol.
Fuse insulation, insert the fuses into the socket.
Load calibration.
Circuit activation.
Do I have fuses?
Rack.
Which one do I load up chat?
Engine?
Crack?
K.
Fuses in, load calibration, BAM!
I'll switch this one.
Press and hold the red glowing charge button until the indicator light turns solid green.
Flip switches 1, 3, 6 and 7.
Buzzer right.
Into the upright on position.
Upright is on 1, 3, 6 and 7.
Main breaker engage, pull down the breaker.
Done?
No, I didn't do step two!
Oh my god, I'm so ass.
Rotate the middle selector knob to match the amount of fuses installed.
One
Green light one three six seven
Let there be light
Attention vessels, of course. Well, well, well, let the games begin.
Oh, Mr. Geologist. He cut off his ear, which is probably snacking on right now. He ripped
the lax to break them
probably
the eyes
what a wonderful sight
November 1982
can i drink beer now?
cheating, system cycling, irregular blah blah blah blah blah
where's the answer?
Storage room. Let me go up to the right room chat.
Another fuse!
Is that me?
Let me put it in from now, but I'm not going to use it yet. Right?
Shrooms? Okay.
Is that me stepping? I think so.
Famous geologist makes groundbreaking discovery, signal farm, blah blah blah.
Let me go up to the right room.
Do I need to clean it up?
Nah, I don't care.
What is it, Morris?
The light switch?
This room is still locked.
I'm gonna find something back here and now.
Alright!
Where do I put some power on, Chad?
Do I care about cleaning up?
I can't even clean up.
This door is still locked.
Wait, number four!
Isn't that the same?
Ah, but the same number. All right. Second one, where are dorms, chat? How do I use multiple
fuses does it count the same no two fuses dorms okay let's check our dorms
right this won't be three hours Sally I'm too fast right all right stop bro
out of the shower and the sink. Teeth!
At least they have a lot of toilet paper.
Okay.
Don't light so on now as well.
Let me put this in again. Don't leave in panel. Why is it said do not leave in panel?
Okay.
These are closed.
Time to make a move.
We have things close, we want to do it. I mean it's straighter.
Stefan.
Diagnostics in the cockpit.
I
Was correction required how deck and engine engine right guys are my stupid
I told her bro now I'm not this
Let's change the range, bro.
When I put in the cassette and I said it's the same number,
you guys were saying, question mark.
I'm doubting myself.
Nah, bro, I'm like in school and the teacher calls me dumb,
but he's wrong.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Oh, la, I just saw something.
Can we just turn the lights on as well?
Probably.
What would this be?
Let me look in, bro. Let me look in. See? See?
Alright, finally a mini map.
Dorms are top level. We found that out.
Rack room. Easy. That's where the guy died.
Deck. Right here.
Engine hall. Okay, so it goes two down further.
Easy.
So far no jump scares though.
Missing goals. Keep drilling until target depth is reached.
8k Jesus
This is news office step on
Emergency 801 604
Hard to correct the cost
and
Don't have the desk
Is this a horror game or not feel like one progress 1,000 this how far we dug
We duck how much? 6k I think?
Alright, I won't forget him.
How do I put it on course?
I haven't- WAIT!
Alright.
This screwdriver doesn't do anything.
anything.
Check.
Press this off-call.
Check that I'm not in the cockpit.
On the deck.
The deck is right here.
Call me nuts.
That's right.
Yo, okay.
I can't let this game.
No way someone can finish this game without check.
On the deck. The deck is right here, call me nuts.
Yo, okay, I can't let this game. No way someone can finish this game without chat.
Do we have to go inside of the vent?
of
the
Last? In the vent?
Where is this? This is Bob-Oscar, right?
I'm gonna kill them
I'm not sure what I want yet
Is it darkened out?
Is the game too loud?
I don't know how to correct the breath I'm trying to fix this shit bro
key and an angel described upon the earth and wiped every tear from the ice
nice and loud alright
why don't you put it on the stairs
insert key engine
like a car
ok let's put the shit on course
input coordinates
let's walk in the air check
Oh my god.
Hello?
What's that?
What?
It's a nice cellar here.
Forest outside, I thought we were like in the middle of nowhere on the sea.
This is wonderful.
we record then we process data then we get the coordinates okay we record go
back to the rec room we process the data only for genius who knows the thing who
knows the thing chat I need you to lock in bro all right here we go here we go
Oh guys, I got this, I got this.
Come on, Mark, lock in.
You've been in high school, haven't you?
The card, suck, yep.
Process data.
Cassette in, cassette out.
And then get the coordinates
in the coordinates room.
Here we go.
Mr. Hockey J, thank you for the five.
Why are you trying to scare me with the boom sound?
Don't do that bear.
Alright, uh, first we'll be caught, he said, right?
What is this?
This is it!
Stand by, Chet.
Musics report, life attire, current costs, outdated, drill standby.
Alright, um, here we go, Chet.
Look in. First!
That's my machine.
What's the thing?
Do I have to go back?
No.
Help.
Help
Game never small you can't be real
The doors block you have to go through the no I have to go up wasn't this up
He's getting upset nighttime
on the desk maybe I want games to be linear bro oh my god am I blind I need
one of those all right easy record record process data get coordinates
Uncompatible.
Unpaddable
Cock-fed readout can
Don't ask top don't ask top
Whoopsie
Oh, it's like, yo, when are the jumpscares gonna come, bro?
I'm ready.
No Dartan cordage, I said.
All right, this PC, right?
record
all
but how do i get to the record room
all my nuts
I don't have to go backwards.
Guys, I don't know if I can play this, I think I'm too, uh, too fried for that today, maybe
in total.
Keep the engine room power, but where's the machine?
I don't know where the machine is for the, for the energy.
I'm coming.
It's a nice light that doesn't give you any guidance.
Let's go!
Where's the thing with the fuses?
Oh my God, I did it.
Alright, the crypt data space, zuck.
Lock in.
density form
Here
Yes, now what?
4g centimeter C3
Now we go
Input coordinates wait
Hold, hold, hold.
I don't know what that noise is.
I don't have time for that.
Four, four, four, four grams per cubic centimeter.
That means...
outdated.
Yeah?
Waypoint said yes. Left engine, yes.
It's all operational.
So...
Ah!
Aha!
Where the cord in is though?
Four grams?
Where did the fuck do I read this?
What is- Ah-ha! Ground density, here we go.
4, 30 rpm. Ah-ha. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it now.
30 rpm. There we go.
Okay.
But is my coordinates right?
I don't know the coordinates. Wait, do I just...
Do I put this? No.
Y38, X26.
I don't know, see where we go, filming.
The arrows... WAIT!
What are these though?
Okay. 29, 26. 29, 26.
Can we do part two tomorrow? Oh my god. Oh my god bro.
I feel like I just birthed a child.
It's learning! Come on! Guys, can I become smarter by playing games like this?
Is it like reading a book? Maybe this is good.
Alright, easy. Get that shit out of my way. Suck money to our side. Here we go.
We're cruising. What's next?
Current console stated. Input coordinates in city target. Why?
Oh, I'm still there, Rob, why?
All right. Here we go.
Everything down, telephone ringing though. Where?
Victor! It's her, Francesco.
Where is everyone?
There's something with us here on the vessel.
I don't know where it came from. I don't know what it wants.
Listen, Victor. Listen to me. I was right about the signal.
It reacts to us as we drill. As we get closer.
It's alive, Victor.
I know things don't seem good now, but we have to keep digging, but first, come meet me in my dorm.
I have to show you what I've found.
We are on the brink of a discovery unlike anything mankind has ever seen. I just know it.
Call me Naps, I've watched horror movies, this is not a real person, this is the alien.
Or whoever we are fighting against.
Dorm room.
But also am I a bitch call me a bitch call me a bitch I'm going
Whatever I saw before here I'm not going crazy right there was the room to there was
the way to the classroom
That was alright.
That?
Over here?
Yeah, this is the same guy.
Leiche is gone.
No more Leiche.
No more dead body.
Music, sorry.
Dorm room.
Let's go.
Nothing to worry about, guys.
Here we go.
I
You did well.
There's nothing but a creature of the past.
I'm afraid it gave up on your kind a long time ago.
I never did.
I wonder why you are here so far below the earth.
Actual aliens.
AHH!
I suppose you're still looking for your son.
Yes I am!
I don't wanna go out.
Wallahi I don't.
Can we do tomorrow?
Is this my living room?
Give me that signal.
I'm not even gonna...
Some religious stuff.
What is this?
He's still here.
There's a way in this small pamp from the wrong room, viewers.
You're so fine, everyone.
I'm just speaking, but I'm gonna fuck you, bro.
I'm gonna fuck you. You look like the fucking thing from the Wings, bro.
That I made a whole movie about.
I'm gonna make a movie about you. I'm gonna turn you into a movie.
This was the last spot.
Look at him.
There's something, something.
I hope you're fine.
What do you see?
And in the end, perhaps we can both have a go.
Yeah, who's calling?
do we continue chat or am I too stupid for this game I have to lock in I have to lock
in you know what one issue about me is that I'm being fully transparent here I'm ADHD
I need things super fast and if I if I have the one second of not knowing what to do I
look at my chat like I'm like asking my mom for what's going on bro what the fuck
Come on, I'm a man. No, bro. Hey, it's you in the game, bro. It's you in the game.
Watch this.
I'm joking.
What's that? Niko's calling. I hang up.
Victor, I hope you have had a chance to consider what I said when we last spoke.
I'm truly sorry. It's been so long.
I know it's easy for others to talk about dark times and how to make them go away.
It was the same with Darina.
So many colleagues telling me to make sure to get some sun as if that would bring her back
But I really that monster also took his loved ones. We talked about that chat. He took our son. He took his husband
But I really don't think you should be calling that number
I know you want to cling on to hope but hope is not what they're offering
They want to take you somewhere that doesn't exist a place that will never let you truly heal
My door is always open if you want to talk
9 am and we're back.
What's on the desk, Papi?
Nothing.
Give me that.
Yes
Most of these
What could it be?
It's collecting stones.
Why are we doing this?
We have to do this thing again.
Can I take the hammer? No, I can't.
I can't.
Do I want to enter that cassette? I know, bitch, bro.
Ah, just the door key. Why do I need that?
Alright, let's go down and close that door and let him do his thing. Maybe he wants to do some stuff in private.
New message? What is it?
I'm right all the way in a relaxation system.
One inbox.
Inscribed for communication.
Do I still have one?
Yes.
Now here's.
Maria here, Maria here
We had surface control at our first moment of drawing
The matryoshians get in when you completed the course correction
Thank you for keeping our hopes in life
Now for the bad news
Our systems have lost track of the signal again
You think something that costs so much havoc up here
He's here to find
Yeah, give me a minute!
You died.
Did I hear something?
Thanks, Pavel.
Alright, let's get the ship on pass again, shall we?
Ah, wreck and deck, that's fine, right?
Alright, how do we do the shit again?
Navigation lost, er, locked.
So, we have the disk in...
Navigation.
We...
We're in here.
Or...
Why do we fucking put the data in again?
Not here.
Neural cassette?
Sorry.
Instead of a new cassette with a laboratory recording.
I don't have a new cassette.
Do I?
The lab.
The lab is where?
I don't know if it's out of lab.
Is it upstairs?
I guess I can't read maps while I come here.
Engineer.
Admin.
Geologist.
Sounds nice. Thank you.
We are next to the office, Vici is on my left.
Oh, my God.
Is it this one?
Yes.
Take the disc out, then.
Ah! Oh, oh, oh, sorry.
All right. Magma?
The burned CPU. In this economy? Geech.
Another disk. Objective. Convert signal data into a usable waypoint.
Classic direct upload is prohibited. Signal data destabilizes vested system on contacts
Hey, Grog what does this mean? June radio transfer maybe that's what June radio transmitter to correct signal. Okay easy
Call the signal into a set is all insert. I'll take a picture of this insert cassette into navigation system important
Stunner cassettes will fail under signal load
But, you know what the Starfish cassettes design is?
Carry them on the chain.
Let's just walk around and see.
Off the night, OK?
Why?
So it's in the mirror?
OK.
This is my life, Victor, at least what remains of it, follow it, and I will lead you through
the darkness.
Now we turn the lights off.
How do I move?
I don't know what the other stuff is.
Signal explosion leaves the printer not to know.
Wait! I look at the thing like an RL.
Aha! Aha!
We let it imprint on our eyes.
Like looking at this Sun
Pretty imprinted we turn off the lights then we get guided here we go three two one
What
Which cut way we wait a
a line rely on mark with the chart we have to stand on the axe check okay okay
let's see don't say he's learning don't say it's learning bro that's actually
respectful like chill bro stop bro stop stop stop all right pretty imprinted
you ready chat here we go
17, 17 120, 17 120. Remember that.
17 120. Okay, that's that's downstairs, right?
17 120
Is it the cause for this?
17 120
I'm not sure if it's massive.
Seven.
Kazeta, Kazeta!
Ne, Ne.
Why would this cassette be used?
Car targeting, it's for the coordinates.
Waypoint on set.
Laboratory into the terminal.
Into the terminal, terminal.
Don't let, don't let, don't let, don't let, don't let, don't let, don't let.
A key.
That was stupid, my bad.
Be shaving.
System requires three vectors of file types.
X, Y, and Z.
Shoes, files, transfer.
File type X, Y, Z.
This guy?
What?!
Different auto, all of us.
This guy?
guys wait how would this make sense which one would come first
I can select three three of them none of the XYZ walk when I do first
alright guys that was a skill issue I'm looking at
Here we go. Number one, number two, number three. Here we go.
Pushing it.
700 meters away, or what?
I feel like I have to work for these jump scares. I'm too fighting for these jump scares. Hey, I'm down, bro.
Alright. Oh, no coordinates, right?
Classical. Which means navigation. Recall that bitch.
Suck. Now we need to read that bitch.
Pass.
Seismic Terminal.
Nine.
No jumpscares, please, I'm drinking.
Round density 2.71, remember that, 2.71, 2.71.
Here we go.
What?
Do I need to drive that?
Do I actually need to do the math?
I think so, right?
I think so.
So if 54 is 3, we divide this by 3, what is this divided by 3?
Oh, you can't, oh, it's all right, sure, sir, I want to get it down to 1, but I can't.
Wait, I don't think you can do this, can you?
Think, Mark, does it actually say 2.71?
There's no way, that's impossible.
I get you think chat yeah right we just do roughly bro fuck it 2.7 1
little bit more than the other one
We take like
64
Sorry
66
It's not yourself with the it's bro. I'm not no object bro. I'm a human being
Last time the telephone rang, not good news.
I'm gonna close the door so we're safe.
Don't be scared bro.
Check, we're together.
October 98th.
Shhh.
Where did I?
What was the date?
The last time we checked the date.
do we just time travel and we did fifty-quarter that's called are we
calling ourselves here we are no damn it do how much
991 calling the police no number on here
chat do I really have to remember the emergency number that it showed
wait
the hospital parking check
the Vostok initiative
8273649
You've reached water continuity service.
Thank you for talking.
For taking this down.
Before we proceed, please remember.
Preservation is not an act of denial, it is an act of care.
A neural cassette has been issued to a registered name.
Please enter the cassette identification number associated with this name.
Not the parking ticket.
Invoice payment 2.
ID 51, Nur-Khaseb.
This ID is associated with Petro.
If this is correct, press 1.
Sure.
And it's a Petro.
I don't know if I said it's an issue to a person.
What?
Was it 51?
Hold on one second, Mr. Klanker.
Because I pressed the...
Thank you Kaminsky for registering with Wostow.
All our records indicate a payment has not been finalized yet and requires a registration consent.
What if I don't?
This call serves as verification.
To proceed, we will also confirm some details.
Enter the age of the person.
Oh, there's my guy.
Date of birth, 1974.
What do we have? 1980?
6
6 or 7
I'm on the hospital identification on my way, the person is currently located
Hospital, eh?
Ah, that's a parking ticket, right?
Ah!
12?
Correct.
Now what?
Previously stated that the person's last-of-five happy memory occurred on their birthday.
Why do they have that data?
Please enter the date of this memory.
Their birthday.
DDMYY format. Check.
Second January 1979, so go to
January
No, I miss clicked. Oh my god. How'd I go back? Don't tell me I have to do it all again
What was it
Second blood. Alright. Almost done, Shady.
Shady.
What?
Second of January, 1979.
day day month month yy is correct no oh oh
The Dave?
What did I enter the first time?
Everything else is going to be the only kind of dentist, blah blah blah blah.
Alright, come on.
Chop chop right, I got a stream, bro.
It's regarding when I was a government paperwork, shh.
I already searched my first ticket there, I said it earlier, but I had to pay 60 bucks
because I went five above.
I'm not good with words.
I feel like I should remember about some special memory to tell you about.
What?
I was 60 or something, but I can't.
I don't know where one memory ends and the next one begins.
it's all just him all these things I want to teach him all these things I want to I want
I tend to experience just everything.
You know what it's.
AHHHH!
Yo yo yo yo!
I'm going to assign him a what.
So
So chat, just so I, because I want to be as a lesson as you guys, I sometimes when I
read I don't understand.
We called our past self and we're getting hospitalized because we're going crazy after
No, the sun died.
Right?
No? What do you mean no?
Not at all? What?
What are you saying?
The sun is in the hospital.
The sun was dying in the memory.
Wait, we have another fuse, no?
Dorm's engine.
Which one, Chad?
I don't know what these shoes are for, bro. We've been driving the whole time.
Why is it just for the light?
Alrighty.
Hold it.
type in chat because I know you can't hear me
all right now what are you a little monster bitch type in chat because I know you're hearing me
No messages, laws are right, you don't have dorm slides?
We do.
Alright, hey, I mean, everything clear.
This guy is still dead, good to know, good to know, good to know, I go down again,
right?
No, your message from the monster
Let's go down
This is the tasks
I'm watch I'm gonna speed run this watch this you're gonna be impressed watch this call. So did it check this out
Oh, what?
Huh?
Why?
In precord and it's white, so just this?
Just this
Aha, yeah, yeah, yeah, there we go
Yep, yep, yep, yep
Check out the speedrun, bro
Hold space bar bang pre-fire
Shout me out Adam. Shout out buddy. If you're having a wonderful day
Okay, ground intensity 3.45, 3.45, 3.45, 46, 46, 46, a little bit less, a little bit less, a little bit less.
That's alright, that's alright, that's alright.
Let's see.
I can't see.
How did it fall, what the hell is this?
3.45, yes I know.
What?
I mean...
1969, 1969, 1969...
1969...
What?
My engine!
Manually? Don't look like a fucking technician!
Engine run.
Can you read me, Stefan?
Duran here, please answer.
Victor.
Of course it's you.
Don't say a word, just shut up.
I told them from the start. I said it during the prep. I said it to Stefan's face.
If we bring you with us, then the mission is doomed. You're a poison, Victor. That's what you are.
That's what you are.
You sit up there in that cockpit pretending you're in control while the rest of us are
running.
Fucking hell down here.
Katerina is waiting for me.
Liliyant and Virah are waiting for me as well.
I have everything to lose.
All you have to do is get the Bolshevik set full of fake memories.
What?
I'm taking the engines apart.
We're stopping here.
No.
This mission is over.
What the fuck?
Don't come down here. Don't even fucking think about trying to stop me.
I'm gonna stop the bloody hell out of this screw.
Okay, I'll put a screw... No, hey, I'm gonna put a screw out of him.
Just stay up there, dig your own grave for what I care.
You seem good at that.
Ah, we're gonna fucking up.
You ready, Chad?
Do you need light in the engine room? I have.
Come here, buddy. I'm here to force you out.
Is getting kinda narrow.
Don't have cassette break.
There's a lot of smoke in the house, no body.
There's another weapon.
What is he?
Who was I talking to?
Was I talking to myself?
How do we fix this?
Fix an issue, blah blah blah.
The right one breaks under too much strain, spoke to the pilot, we're fucked up.
Why don't you feel that he's breaking?
Okay?
Keeping inventory on hand here in the shot for now.
Mm-hmm.
Broke again, mission one big mistake.
That's this picture, that says something with 60-60, okay?
How do we fix this bitch?
I have no idea what that is.
Oh, that's it.
Is this for the engine?
Yes.
Where is the engine though?
Engine fan.
Here. Here.
He did fuck him up.
I
Need to remove all I can't go back. I can't go back. I'm chopped. I'm chopped. I can't go back. I
Should replace it probably
See you smoked on your
Max way
75 volt, how much do we need? How much?
I can't take them out, I don't know, do I fuck up?
What the fuck is there?
We need one more, we need one more.
We need one more.
I go back, right? Yes, we fixed the thing.
I'm scammed bound.
Be ready.
It's not scary when you know.
Oh.
Would you let me work in the garage bro?
Wait if I was a mechanic would you let me fix your car?
Guys come on bro, the thing about me you have to know Chad at least I think so myself
I don't know I think I really get into something and I become good at that one thing but I'm
not in all rounder bro like I'm chopped and everything else
Oh, right engine failure, argh!
Oh, but where's the last fuse?
Where's your son?
Oh, screw's in?
No, no, no, we don't need it, do we?
No, no, no, no. No one cares about that.
Oh, that's...
Oh, never mind, we do care.
I need this in my room.
Alright, where's the last fucking fuse baby girl?
Should there be a last fuse?
Probably right. Are you holding a mandala now?
Time's all workin'?
Is that last fuse has to be right cool and fuel pumps
Do I take a fuse out of my machine?
What was that?
I don't know, it's just a hurry!
Number three, I don't know.
Don't linger!
Oh, I don't like this.
I'm gonna jump scare.
Ah, that's gonna fuse, baby.
Right?
Or not.
What's that?
Right?
Am I cooking?
Oh, we don't want to take that.
Fuck!
Oh my gosh. Which one do I take out?
I don't hear it.
Don't care.
I look!
it's gone we don't have to
what's that? I looked at the chat
I
Did I come that buddy
of
I'm gonna fix the coolant now, alright?
I know exactly what to do here. Here we go. Let's fix the coolant guys. Yep
They're cool and
Yerp Yerp
Bars all right. We need a wrench for that guys. You feel me?
Yo, what the how do I fix the coolant breath?
Fuck are you saying bro like what? Oh?
Oh wait, you have the ignition on huh? Is that key do we have one on out?
Hmm.
Oh, in early.
Whoa.
Is this coolant related?
No.
Be coolant.
Yeah.
Bye bye, bye.
Bye.
Pie pie bandit. Okay, let me check my drum out.
You mean down here?
BAH! This shit stinks, bro!
Oh my god! I'm gonna fix this ASAP!
I hope you didn't figure it out. Jump scares are in one, huh?
Can I get my wrench back? It's my only weapon.
No, I might be off screen driving.
Of course, let's go.
Wait, but we're missing a fuse now.
Kind of annoying, not gonna lie.
Be careful, Z-Bow, bruh.
What? This wasn't here?
Come here, buddy. I'm gonna fuck you up.
If you just chill here, no jumpscares. I do not want to go back.
I'm too slow.
AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!
What?
No!
3-1-1! 3-1-1! 3-1-1!
3-1-1!
On the left, on the right, on the right, this one!
No, no!
He's gone right?
Phyrex mode!
I wish I had Phyrex right now bruh.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Very small!
Give me out, bro.
Very small in my phone.
AHHHHHHHHH!
No, I'm not getting the pressure! I'm not getting the pressure!
I'm not getting the pressure!
AHHHHHH! Over here!
3.45 I've played these games before bitch
3.45
About right
Hello? Oh, there's a lot of them out
Is this 5.5?
That was so good!
1969...
What?
Are we chilling?
Why the machines weaker?
I don't want to open the door.
What longer don't?
A son that never sets the Vossok initiative the light of consciousness the most precious
thing any citizen may own.
What is this?
Never let go.
Slamo must be kept cool. What the fuck is Vostok initiative guys? I still don't understand
We hold this company money like what are they doing? What are they digging? I don't understand
I don't understand. What are we digging for bro?
I know what
Ding Dong
Oh
Haha! Shit, am I a little kid bro?
Sometimes, like I go on elevator bro?
I just press all buttons.
Hands behind there.
I know, I've found that a couple of times that CS events are not my life.
There you go.
I'm gonna go in the next assault.
I don't like this.
Have you lost someone?
To lose a loved one is the deepest wound a person can carry.
The world is cruel. We learned that far too early.
But it does not have to end there.
Through Revolutionary Neuroarch...
Now we find out what it is.
through revolutionary neural archival technology,
the Wostock Initiative offers a final chance
to preserve what matters the most.
Using our state-of-the-art memory cassettes,
a human consciousness can be transferred moments
before biologic...
Hockey, I love you bro, thank you for the five, again.
A voice, a memory, a presence, preserved.
So you never truly have to say goodbye.
And perhaps one day you may even speak again.
Bro, this is, some billionaires are actually
time to make that shit work no? What's his name? Elon Musk and the other guy. The one
This will be the 12th Children's Award.
Ah! Oh, sorry. I didn't expect to zoom in like that.
The family of Daniel Petrova in 282 had paid for the Wostock procedure,
But the patient died suddenly last night. Am I patrova?
No.
So the nurses on staff missed the recording window.
How did we handle this?
Loyal. So before they got the recording, they died so they couldn't do it.
Isn't that us now, right?
Blah, blah, blah.
Oh no.
Ah!
No more going home?
That's fine.
It's a nice place.
I can sit here.
No more going home. That's fine. It's a nice place. I can sleep here.
Okay. Blah blah blah.
No loot? What do you want me to do? Game, baby guy?
Let's go back there.
Look at the TV, TV.
Oh, wait.
Three?
Nothing on here.
I'm laughing on here...
Three...
Um...
Nineteen...
Eighteen...
Three...
Any other numbers?
I know, because this is for this, right?
I need three numbers, I guess.
I don't see nothing else, though.
Well, we can go there I don't see that the numbers guys
belts? oh hell nah bro i don't like this fucking world station
what is this bro? holding you in place, it's presaial!
just a dude roaming around, nothing to worry about bruh
some nice paintings
where I should I shouldn't this is just jump scam on I shouldn't just check
random doors huh wait that other daughter needed a key did I just actually get
lucky do it oh my god chat call me cringe for brute forcing I don't even
I have to...
Shut up! Watch this one as a kid!
It's us.
You wanna watch TV with me, buddy?
Just sit down, bruh.
Let's watch.
Alright.
Are you behind me right now?
No?
All right, everything fine then, huh?
Face your fears.
It was only about 3.11. I have to go there. 17, 16, 15, 14.
1515 14
Ah!
Huh?
What the fuck is this?
The door's gone. The door's gone.
Ah!
There's your fears.
Walk me to where the sound comes from.
Eh, but the guy's not here.
The guy's not here to scare me!
Fuck is this?
to scare me fuck is this bitch doing red
was he trying to try to guide me
somewhere do I go back I think I go
back check the cans filming how do I get
out of here hug the wall hug the
the wall.
Seven!
What? The wheelchair? With no one in it.
Wait, what, I'm floating?
317, 317, 317, thank you sir, 317, 317, 317, I should have checked the map, no, no I'm
I'm gonna get hunted I already know 300 fast oh five oh seven behind on the
right the second here
Oh three one seven oh
No, I
Go back I go back I
Go straight and then right I go back I
Go
No, no, no, no, I can't play this game.
No wonder you were broke, but you still refuse to live that will be the end.
Instead, you set him free.
You set him free.
Guys, wallahi manavnite, manas, wallahi.
Wait, I have to pull this plug?
During the moment of passing there is a change of exactly 21 grams in the patient's weight.
What the fuck is this creepy back-end? Tell me that's a lie, man, mate!
This has to be theorized as being the soul living the body.
It is of utmost importance that this moment is captured by the new group recorder.
Enthusiasts? No.
Uthernesia is the numbing thing, right?
To take you out for a minute.
It's there for needed to ensure the recording of the patients is a moment of passing unsynchronized.
Sorry, the recording of the patients moment unsynchronized.
Enthusiasts.
I got this this game is actually fucking me up right now. Am I the only one bro? Why are we playing this?
Why do you voted on this shit?
Creeps trying to fuck me up or trying to get me on a review so
What are these
38 BPM that's so low
Everything is on all right
I
Know
No, I can't let them take the cassette, not hold him in your arms, and you won't know.
Alert, all life support systems are flying back up no roller, no roll-out secret simulations
activated.
Simulation, sorry, stimulation, sorry.
Removal of the neural cassette from the neural simulation unit will terminate all remaining
brain activity.
Proceed only if termination is medically authorized.
I want to do this.
This is the key.
You brought it with you on this mission forward.
Pay to us soon with your new vessel.
On your own.
You just have to remember...
to stole it from you.
Oh, I don't think...
Guys, I'm not the only one that's actually creeped out.
This game is harming me, I'm not joking.
I remember there was a game in high school that was illegal to play, like, no no no,
not illegal, in some countries it was illegal.
Because it was too gore, you had to be like 21 plus.
Usually games can be 18 plus, that game was 21 plus.
It was like, what was it, I forgot.
I think it was Poster 2.
There was one way, kind of like Spider-Man, you can like run around and kind of like open
open open world.
Prototype, yes prototype.
In Germany it was 21 plus.
One of my best friends is this big brother, he had it on the USB stick, geesh.
I wasn't even that crazy, I played it.
when I was 21. Alright we have the cassette.
We have to go home right now. Blah blah blah.
But this, this game, this game, this game, this game!
What's the age on this game bro?
Because this shit is fucking me way more often than some like,
bro this game has it all bro.
Like I'm actually creeped out, Wallahi.
What?
She's a real cute, huh?
All right, are you scat-checked? Oh, no.
Here we go.
Why is it pitch-back?
Like, number three.
What was that?
the engineer let me guess he's dead
I got in a flight in school they fight sorry
I hope it's not really today.
I got in a fight in school.
And Khalil put my shoes in the toilet again, so I hit him.
That says, hitting people is bad.
But I don't think you ever have to walk home in wet, stinky shoes when you're in school.
Pfft, what do you mean?
No.
I went to play again.
Everything is on fire. It's really hot.
We saw that.
I'm scared. My eyes are stinging.
I can't see. I don't know where to go.
I keep calling for devils not devils.
Sorry.
I'm so scared.
I don't know why the neighbors are scared.
Always yells at me.
I just want to be friends.
Okay, two concepts.
The wind is safe from there. It's the last time you've missed.
Shit.
We can leave him as long as I want.
I think so.
I'm going to let you go.
Yes.
And then you can't enter.
Alright.
Your search.
Not the notes.
Any message?
this over the guner game bro on second thought bro that guner game could have
been it this is actually fucking it right now
I'm sorry to say it but this mission is a disaster it's been several days now
since any contact from you and now you fit at that end navigating through the
layers below is far too precise for our instruments we can't risk another
matryoshka incident we are terminating your autopilot what systems in order to
save power while we are discussing extraction I show you no one wants this
especially when you're so close to the M12 vessel so let me autopilot back but
sometimes you just have to accept reality don't listen to their epiphany
I'm getting hacked even if you try to explain what truly is at stake here
for you now. Would they understand? Would they care? You are so close, Victor. If I could
bring back Peter right now for you, I would. But I am bound to this place and my reach
is frustratingly limited. But there are no such limitation upon you. I know you will
find a way. You just have to get back into that cockpit. You just have to get back
Come to that cockpit. You just have to get back into that cockpit. You just have to get back to the cockpit cockpit back
Cockpit get back cockpits cockpits
We have to go back to the cockpits
Sally I'm calling you I need a quick check up on the Lord Chad who doesn't understand like what's happening right now?
Sally smart
Sally
Hello Sally. Have you been watching the horror game?
Sally so what's happening right now our kit
Was that we just saw right like it was in the thing we were trying to save the memory so it lives forever
And then we had to pull the plug
To save the recording right because the right when it leaves the soul we record it correct
Yes, fucking zone.
So, why are we in this ship digging? I don't understand the digging part.
How is this all connected?
The purge is working, right?
I have to make money by digging?
I think so.
This is my 9 to 5?
And we can revive him only if we have cash?
that's no way this is true
it's too much of a kill
hmmm ok but Sally most important thing are you scared?
nothing really it's very interesting don't be scared
I agree I agree I agree I'm also not
ah it's Sally bro let's keep exploring alright
much love bro please please
alright
Here we go.
Working this wheel that's all in your head.
Wait.
Why is it back down there?
Are we happy with this?
Tech engine dorms?
I think so.
Wait, what are we doing right now?
Of course.
They're going to turn off the auto, no?
Controls locked. Ground density too high.
Torpedo sequence required.
Drill advance halted.
Forward, strata density, blah blah.
Required action. Initiate torpedo. How?
Access torpedo room. Engine haul.
Arm and detonate forward. Drill torpedo. Resume.
Engine haul.
Is that your lounge?
No, it's not. No, it's not. This operation room.
Damn fuck. Look in, bro! Come on!
Engine. Engine. Engine.
Ah, god. Wait, I don't want to go down there.
Okay, why do I do torpedo mode?
Yeah, me too.
Number three. Hold on a second, baby.
Fire not ready.
Very ready.
Martrila. Vital tasks. Insert torpedo into the firing tube. What does the torpedo look
like? Okay, we press. Ah! We hold. Uh, we let it go.
We let go and when it makes boom we hold off again.
Where is that holding thing here?
Hold?
What? I can't hold.
What time is it?
It doesn't boom.
Wait, where's the torpedo?
The inside torpedo here, right?
Am I missing something?
It's supposed to be centered, right?
Type in chat.
So I know you're hearing me.
Let's get to Peter.
Guys.
I don't know what to do with it.
Right.
It seems wrong.
Yes it does.
I don't understand shit.
What's happening?
Hmm... Topedro, topedro, topedro, topedro.
One topedro please.
One took a head and placed an ass to me in that room, all the riddles are in one room.
Oh no, it's not working.
This is upstairs, right?
Yeah.
Ass to me in here.
Ah ha!
Now what?
This is a torpedo.
That's just a key.
The cowbell is in there, right?
What does this unlock?
Chewbacca, have a looker.
Thank you, Gabe. Thank you, baby.
Torpedo baby oh my god which one Chad which one last one last one because
gonna be our last torpedo that we will ever need after this no more you know
why knock on explain why there ain't no sweet story baby all right inside to
pay it all
Into the firing tube. This is the firing tube, you know?
Is it moving? Wait, wait, wait.
I don't understand. No bomb, let it go!
No, I have to actually go back.
Why don't you?
Wait for boom, wait for boom.
Let me press again.
no wait we wait and then now bang what I missed it I need a bit of fuck when do I do it when
When do I do it? When do I do it? When do I do it? When do I do it? When do I...
What happens if I...
I'm not funny.
Huh?
What?
Okay, so wait, what am I looking for Chad?
On this screen?
Okay.
It's okay.
Aha! In the white!
No!
Whaaat?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Boom! Boom!
I don't know what should be happening with that.
Left or right? Left or right? We go upstairs.
We're done, you alright?
Hello, it was coming.
Victor, Victor, it's a chiffon.
They're saying it's just now, that was you, wasn't it?
Victor, I said for safety.
Victor, we have to go.
Victor, get a hold of me, while I'm waiting for the plane.
We just have to get some time.
I know it's not easy of us one to miss a go, but others still pick us up.
Strafik is able to autopilot systems.
This is the depth where the M12 went missing.
Look, I want... I know that thing that that...
My dorm bears...
Don't jump onto Thurand, though.
Since when has anything known while I've ever been in this city?
I've never truly trusted a dwarf.
But I do.
I don't know.
Get into the cockpit. Listen to your instincts.
Dorm or cockpit.
Voice or guy on the phone?
The guy on the phone called me useless before.
Right?
Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy. The voice is always with me, bro.
Trying to help me.
Doesn't want me dead? I don't know.
Always cockpit.
No, what manual plotting and the 4 digit employee ID from your issued...
No!
My dorm!
My dorm just now.
Why not that golf?
Doesn't matter.
What?
Light?
No.
My darling, this way.
What's that?
What's my ID?
We need our 4 digit ID, guys.
Oh wait, it says if I answer, I don't know.
Uh, which one?
Rad.
All four.
IDID!
6359.
No, I forgot.
Doesn't matter.
6359 x first we just why first two was it 6359
Stopped
By the tasks wait points right wait, did we just circumvent them stopping us or what?
Check or what?
Oh
Which one is it? I forgot. Isn't it this one?
Julie Power?
Enter Waypoint data from laboratory into the terminal. Wait, laboratory!
the same one was gonna be different that shouldn't work no more wait what's
This one? No, eh? Wait, the crystal, you're right Chad. What is it? Ah, good news.
K
1
2
3
1
2
3
1
4
9
8
0
1
4
9
8
0
1
4
9
8
0
1
4
9
8
0
1
4
5
1
4
9
Oh, you're right. I forgot. Thank you, Chad.
One fall.
We could never finish this game without對話
Oh
X, Y, Z, again?
I still don't understand this one, I don't know if I like.
RIP soundwa- wait, did I just overwrite my- wait!
Huh? But there was no way around it.
I just overwrote my... the kids' thing, no?
Whoops, whoops, I've overwrote it again.
Wait, wait, what did I say? I didn't pay attention.
I got it wrong again.
We ate pancakes together.
Wait, now it's the kid...
Now it's the kid again.
Wait, it was in the back.
I forgot what to do though.
What did I say?
Now an aftertaste?
Ahhhh, I don't know.
Now we disabled the block, or what?
Check, check, check.
Now we can autopilot again.
Got it. Got it. Got it.
Got it. Time one if you got it. Time one if you got it.
Time one if you got it.
3.1
Fifteen two
But there's two ways. What is this? This is the first. Which one? Top one, top one.
What?
I don't know, probably it's better.
4419, 4419, 4419, 4419.
I'll take the shield, I'll take the shield.
This is good, this is very good.
What?
I didn't...
What? Wait, what? The target's moving?
Do we need to hold it? Come on, I'll just stop.
It don't work! What does it say?
Ah, come on!
RPM on 30, new target value 45 RPM!
Okay!
Wait, what? Is this not RPM I think?
RPM? RPM? Yeah, RPM!
45!
Oh wait, I'm at 44.
Oh my god.
Got it.
I didn't see it set.
Are we good?
What?
I'm at my concentration detected.
All the right emergency stop with ignition key!
Time under... WHAT?!
Oh no!
Now let's see if she...
60.
What's that, 60?
Stay on it, I don't know!
Now what?
No
What?
No
No, what did it say I didn't read it what did it say
What did it say? 3.7?
Ah, I forgot!
Ah, 6C, ah, yeah, 6C, X-37, you're up nervous, why is that the kind of...
6C, X-37, why is that fucking candle on, why is that light on?
Again!
9!
What?
9!
I don't know how much I'm gonna have.
Two-one-six.
Sixty-two.
Twenty-one.
Eighty-one.
If I lose, I'm not gonna do it again.
This is the 1-1 road.
Are we fine?
Oh no, we're traveling. You're gonna be left.
110 meters left.
150.
What?
Going so slow.
No, no, no!
Fifty-four.
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?
Fifty-three. Does that matter?
Does that matter?
No. We gotta closer.
Don't break on me again 17 years bro it's each it's it's
It's cheech bruh
Do you know that location?
No, wait I have to go back to
I'll put this on.
21-8-90. 21-8-90. 21-8-90.
Nooo!
What's that note?
Wait what?
What?
Game remote!
Bring army.
32.
RPM 33?
That's fine.
Oh no, I can't see it. Oh my, I can't see it.
It's all kind of safe, right? Over here, safe. Let's go over here.
X 50, Y 50. He's making shit up, right? I think he's making shit up.
Do I want to go there or do I want to...
50, 50.
Listen to them, you think?
Well, let's just see if we get close or not.
If we don't, we don't.
Look on the left and we get closer or not.
And maybe someone trolling us.
67, 66, it's so fast.
Yes, this is good. This is good.
This is good. Good coordinates.
Best coordinates.
Very nice. Very nice.
That guy's not trolling.
I'm going 40, 40, 40.
Oh no.
Did I crash?
Maybe the car... Where the car leads?
I don't know.
Close the door. See what's going on.
Oh no, I don't know what's going on.
Uhhh...
Do I need to close the door, was that right?
I can't see.
Wait, my glasses!
My glasses!
I'll just pick them up.
Oh, this is slow.
They're broken!
I can't see.
Is there a team I'm close by?
There's no way, I can't see.
Ah, I didn't see what it says.
2.2.
I can't see. I can't see. Guys, I don't know. Is it in 20-some temps? My glasses have to
be on the floor.
Do I have glasses in the dorm? Do you think Chad? Oh no!
I can't do it like this. I can't see.
Ah, it's impossible!
Can I rip off the notes or something?
Oma?
Not enough. That's good.
68.
6-8 for the engine.
What's- what's that going?
It's wrong. We have a wrong outcome.
It tells me that the RPM will cooked.
RPM should be fine, right?
Come on. I gotta be close.
Oh. On the left you can see the bar guys. I'm not gonna look, I'm gonna focus.
If it resets again, we're cooked. We have to go. We have to keep going.
I don't think it's so hard, it doesn't work, you sure?
How much?
I don't know how it works, I'm looking like 35 meters, it's still more or less, I don't
35 35
guys I do not stand how do I see the poster what do you mean
Where does it say again how much RPM I need 0.2 is 70
Oh my god, we are done as fuck.
Oh my.
Let's ask you the last one answer cooked.
Sorry for saying we.
Let's ask you the last one answer cooked.
If one more reset, jeech!
Where's that again? Fuck me.
Oh, alright.
No, no, no.
Where's the torpedo again?
Where's the torpedo? Is it down there?
I can't see what land I found.
Wait, wait, wait, it's over the glass.
Oh yeah, yeah, wait, you're right.
Where's the spares?
We are so cooked. We are so cooked.
We are so cooked.
What the fuck?
I'll be back when I'm upright.
Huh? Now?
Was that too early?
God! Oh my God!
Oh my god!
Can I zoom in while I hold the thing? I don't think I can! It's impossible!
I can?! But left click is I click my button!
Is it?
Wait, it's clear. Let me look back.
like we don't fuck up okay so it's right there at the bottom at the
bottom mug oh my we did we fucked it up so hard wait no
Neural, right?
No, man.
What the fuck is this?
Turn off?
Oh my God, Jack.
Now you're close, very close.
I don't know if I want to be close.
Look at me.
It's tight.
I made you see.
Oh, shit.
No, you have to hurry.
What?
I don't know where it's going.
Where is he? Where is he?
If beast behind me, if monster behind me, I'm running through the fire.
Oh
Off!
OHHHHHHH!
What are these sounds?
Oh, off!
Off off off off off off off!
No!
The number one death cause will go in fire.
Now, you can't breathe!
Out, out! Fresh air!
In and out, clear your lungs, Chad.
In, in, in, in!
Hey!
What's up what up what up what up what up what up what up what up what up.
Oh, I need water.
In, in, in, in, in.
Upstairs or what? Upstairs or what chat? Where is he?
I don't know where he is.
Water, water, water.
Hold it!
What?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
Open!
Off-off-off-off!
Oh no.
Off-off-off-off!
Open!
Are you in here?
In in in in in!
Air air air air!
Water water water!
Going in, in, in, in, in.
No more fire extinguisher?
What?
Oh no.
It's gone.
What?
Do it.
Hey!
I can't believe I'm getting that out of here, I can't believe it.
Almost lost.
I can't believe I'm getting that out of here.
Oh, I have an idea. Come inside. That's our...
Where are you?
I can't believe I'm getting that out of here.
Where are you?
I refuse with the journey, I should be a thing of the past.
Step, adventure beyond.
Your kind word will make you well.
And I won't think that you've never been left sleeping.
I should have left.
The shkar never paid for the mistakes.
You...
...want?
I'm coming to help you!
You... call them nothing Victor.
Victor, your rejection of our offer sends me.
This mission will be one of a kind, a true revival of the little base.
If you forgive my sentimentality still, I want you to know that I understand your
decision.
your father and you never saw eye to eye and now your father yourself it's a
heavy burden to bear and certain you will handle it with the same care tenderness
and unfailing effort that you seem to give everything I'm proud of you
I want to go deeper down than anyone
Where am I? Was it just a dream?
Is he alive?
Employee 18333, the H3, what is it that you know?
I'm coming out.
We should check this, wouldn't we?
I'm on the left side.
Message.
It's good, Chris, you're right, yeah.
Whoever is reading this, I'm so sorry.
We finally had an update from Steppan about the state of commission.
What views are there?
About whether monstrosity, whatever monstrosity, has made its way into the vessel with
you if only we know the following info wider thatch is absolutely critical in
Stefan's storm there is a gun case there's just a single bullet on board
for the most unthinkable emergencies stephans storm
I'm gonna kill the monster with the one bullet one shot one opportunity months
I hope it can save you now. Make that shot count, Chad. You know I have good aim. We're good.
For tomorrow.
No glitching out this time. No, no, nothing I talking to us.
Wait, the bullet, the bullet is for the monster, right? And the monster is real, right?
Do I turn on power?
Did you two was one?
What was what?
Sorry.
I forgot.
This case only to be open if met with an insurmountable emergency.
All crew members need to anonymously agree to open this case.
Wow, it's like nuclear bomb in real life.
Therefore, each crew member has been assigned one digit at random.
May God help you, Stratan.
Digit three is number five.
Where's the last digit?
It's four digits.
Hmm, other rooms.
Whose room is this?
Fuck, I don't remember.
A couple?
Can I turn the power on, all you think, Chad?
I can't probably have it.
Oh, I can't.
Fuck, what color is this?
Orange?
What?
Huh?
What the?
Huh?
What the?
What's the key note?
Can you just get safe on that?
No lights?
There we go.
What is this?
Where is this sticky note?
7th. No. I forgot about this guy. So that wasn't the dream. You're good, man.
This rocks, Kerrigan style.
Gidget 1 is 8.
8, 3, 5, 7.
No.
You ready, Chad?
Let's kill the monster.
One minute.
Do I have it?
Where's the bullet?
There's supposed to be a bullet inside, is he mad?
Holy Bible, that doesn't hurt me right now.
Where's the last bullet?
Can't open this.
Hello.
Victor, this is Stefan.
The extraction process has begun.
You're saved? The mission is cancelled, they're bringing us home.
The tractor with the landing mission failed because of... what does it mean?
Of course we both know the truth is a bit more complicated than that.
I did everything I could to protect you, I'm really dead.
We failed the mission as a mean.
Our son is gone.
All I can do now, I should have never brought you to the scot-for-sake in place.
If there's blame in this mission, it begins and ends with me.
But they won't write my name in the report. Where is the last bullet?
It will be yours.
I thought history doesn't punish the guilty, it punishes the convenient.
What the fuck?
I know you did all you could.
And I know that I will always be proud of you.
Now what?
Light?
What is that?
aww
hey little buddy
AH!
where you going?
I got some curls for you
where you going honey?
where you going?
I can't find you, is this your home?
thank you for welcoming me
I'm not going to hurt you. Come here. I don't want to eat you. I don't want to turn you into rabbit wings. No, no, no, no, no.
Come here. I'm going to put some solar pep on you.
Why are we going buddy?
He's showing me a safe space.
Alright.
You digging a hole?
I'll go down there.
the thing in a hole
I thought we're down there, I don't fucking feel like-
shit
oooh
this one
rabbit
I'm still with me, huh?
Why are you so black all of a sudden?
Why are you just a shadow?
See you behind me?
Where are the select me?
She'll left or right, much better.
What is this?
What are these noises, what are these noises?
Oh, I can't go back.
Oh.
Is there anyone with a poster for me in the shop?
I'm in the shop.
What?
What's this back?
Did I get lost?
If I hit a whole click, that counts.
Why?
Hot white?
Don't kinda deep out up the solver.
Turning back here.
This is awesome. Ah, it's got a town.
What in the court is this?
I'm going to get back.
Oh, we have a gun to get back.
Oh, no, no, one final push through this hole.
Ah, boys?
That looks like us.
He looks like us.
Do you want to go back?
You have to make a choice in time.
Follow my lights.
I left them to fire.
No, no, no, light, light, light, light, light, light,
Vaz!
It's the choice in the room with us.
Fishies?
How did they get here?
Does it make some more sense?
It's a close environment.
Somebody placed a fish.
An angel descended onto the earth.
The fast witness lay wrapped
in swaddling cloth.
The fish were caught in the sea.
in swaddling cloth.
The angel taught truth and secrets, only she truly understood.
All the flesh withers, some flowers that come before they can bloom.
People mourn the ways of the world.
And I have to place in the right thing.
The angel refused the cruelty of fate, shut up the boundaries between life and death.
They feared a world unaligned with the tyranny of their dogma.
This, the angel was condemned, cast down.
The angel was imprisoned beneath the earth.
The knowledge she had given them became its chains.
I'm going to send it on to Earth.
I'm gonna place them down here.
Angel refused to troll your friend.
SHUT UP the boundaries between life and death.
This one?
They feared a wall that aligned with the tyranny of that duck mother.
This angel was condemned and cast down.
This one?
Or the last one?
Cast down. Wait, cast down. This one.
The angel was imprisoned beneath the earth, the knowledge she had given them the king's chains.
The song.
Now, the part?
All flesh withers, some flowers are cut before they can bloom, but people mourn the ways of the world.
Flowers, flesh, flowers.
Well, all flesh withers, some flowers are cut before they can do them, they're mortars
of the world.
What?
Sure?
They feared what had aligned the tyranny of that dogma, the thing that was condemned
and cast down.
Cast down.
This was cast down, no? Cast?
Anyway, what makes sense if this was a build-up?
Guy comes in, teaches them some knowledge.
Which one is wrong? Which one is wrong?
I wonder if just through your face, shut up and boundaries between life and death.
Shout out to the chatter.
Here we go.
They broke me, Victor.
Here we go.
They brought me the job.
I couldn't hold my life back.
Never if I were refused to settle for my fate.
This is not the end.
A page-raced elephant, trapped in debt.
This cassette is the key.
It's what will bridge the gap between life and death.
It is how you will set us both free.
The water breaks down over the ages.
The path that binds us both can be washed away.
So take the ever.
Wash away all these memories of humorous and loss and death.
Forever.
What?!
No, I didn't.
I mean, I'm not gonna do it.
I'm gonna have to get out of here.
I'm gonna have to go.
What?!
No, I didn't.
No, I don't want to.
It's Sentinel smoking in here.
Three, two, one.
of
That's great.
What do we need, what are we forgetting?
I don't think there is fire extinguisher. Just get out.
What? Locked?
I don't have the sets. My inventory.
Oh, yeah!
You're the one.
To Josh, you know.
This is too new and well-fummed.
This is just a long time, well, the romance of them.
You thought they left us here for what?
Wait a minute, does it tend to be rewarding in this business?
No, you sure would have been a good boy.
That sack was so glad to have you.
Oh, especially in the middle of the city.
Part of the Karmanka's tour, aren't it?
Yeah.
Don't do this.
The explosion just now, what's it doing, huh?
Go to the fire.
A crazy way to make a path between all of us.
If for sure, but we'll take it.
Don't try to understand.
We did find what we were looking for this time, you know?
What?
The city is a source, it's here.
Just a few meters beneath us.
Yeah, I'm trying.
I've got to say I've never seen anything so beautiful, you know?
We'll take our way out of this hole together.
Be careful son, don't put them in there.
There are old, sinister things down there that might be past the hot garden.
And they'll get the feeling they don't want to leave us.
They don't want us to leave.
Hospital.
Hiden treasure to save dad.
Yeah, low then right.
I don't have extra feuds, do I?
Is there one?
I should have been able to pass me another fuse, right?
Hold the button.
I need two fuses.
Is it in this room?
Should have kept the lights on, or?
I should have turned this room back on.
Yellow. Wait, yellow is open.
Yes.
She's in here, right?
Wait, this doesn't look right.
back here
This one I don't know what!
This one is not open.
What is it?
I don't get it.
This could be cheese.
Bad ending.
Oh
I forgot my head from Walaari.
What was that?
Oh
Wait hold on get rid of it
What?
No!
The number fuses!
Where do I response for some of that?
What?
I don't know.
the number of fuses guys you mind me about the number of fuses I was still alive so
I will argue.
I'm all fuses, I'm all fuses.
That's my flashlight.
Let's find out when I'm gone.
Oh no, I can't.
Bro, I don't like performing on the fresh air.
That's the game give you time there?
If I stayed on the machine for like 10 minutes, would it kill me?
Or is it edgy?
Like that, let's get this guy.
Oh my god.
Am I not?
You should have an axle.
Oh my god.
Oh
Did I miss close enough?
Oh
He's not in there.
AHHHHH!
Oh, I fucked up!
Oh, I fucked up bad!
OOOOOOOOH!
Which number do I know?
Wait, no down right?
One bullet.
Three bullets.
It's a fucking shot.
One bullet.
Come on, Mark.
Prepare to counter-strike.
Headshot? Headshot.
Oh no I fucked up away has to reload it wait what
Oh my god, I'd watch this
I know how to reload a gun
Hold on
Put it in the chamber? No
Wait, oh I chose the chamber! Oh no
I don't know if that's the next
Bye bye!
Ha!
Is that right? We only have one bullet if you say the life teach.
He's dead.
Here's a monster chief, but he's gone.
Okay, if you find the other vessel, find recording equipment, record my essence onto Peter's cassette.
Bring the cassette to me, bring us together so that I can bring him back to you.
The scent downstairs
Actually broken leg, jeech.
If there's something that we have to run away from now, we're done.
What?
Oh my god, this is annoying.
I have to always press forward.
I can't hold W anymore.
Actually cancer.
Oh my god, this is annoying. I have to always press forward.
Like I can't hold W anymore. Actually, cancer.
This is why I fell so deep before you appeared.
But for you, this is not the end.
We finally managed to pick up readings of the signal this week.
It's definitely something there if it's on signature good to know we didn't drill all this way from nothing
I cannot fix my fucking legs somehow
Cut extraction cables, question mark.
Four-three, she wants us to dig.
Three? Remember that check, knock it down.
One, two.
Your desire is to truly see.
That salvation is not something to be tossed through the realm of chance.
You have to take it for yourself.
Wait. That's Sats.
Where's any?
So the wave's over.
Set, set, set, set, set, set.
Recall me onto the cassette trail filter.
So you can get reborn?
Get this world finally something.
It's about to rain.
Just as I'm yours.
Waiting for readjustment.
We've come to extraction tables thinking, talking, getting difficult. There's something here with us, blah blah blah.
What does it mean?
Like, all these guys have broken cassettes next to them, what does it mean?
A cassette brings them back to life.
Why are there so many?
Yeah, some sense there. Okay. Try to scan the signal and switch on the air.
Yeah, I can't.
Oh.
Ah.
Hey.
I
Can't take the cassettes
Guys what?
Do you want to move the cassette?
Oh, R-Roy?
This is the way down.
We're going right through the past, right through death!
Except them and the RPMs!
Nothing lies between us now.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, why am I like this?
Make the recording.
Save of both.
Before this all falls apart.
Trust me to save your son from the switch.
I trust him.
Do I? I trust him, right?
Overwriting.
It's overwriting...
...the memories of my son.
How long...
...I'd do anything to thank you, Victor...
...for all that you've given me.
Every time I meet you, I hope to give up, give you the peace.
As for me, I fear I'll never be able to let go.
But don't worry, I won't keep you.
Peter has already waited to know.
Well, now, read the mind, buddy.
Read the mind.
Why are you putting on a banger?
I can't believe I'm doing this.
That's actually a banger ringtone, I'm not joking, hello I'm done.
I'm going to kick this on.
What?
Okay.
Dear Pedro, the day I'm writing this, you are just turning six.
My plan is to give you this letter by the day you turn 16.
Or perhaps when you get your first job.
Or perhaps when you get married.
When does a child stop being a child?
I can tell you that when I look at you now,
making noises with your toy drill,
or when you draw with all the colors that you have,
or when you keep glancing up the window,
because perhaps soon the rain will be gone
and we can go to the playground.
Right now, I feel that it will always be my little boy,
forever.
I wonder what kind of young man you will be by the time I give you this letter.
Will you be a rascal or a studious bookworm?
I want a pixel.
Will you go to the Strata Institute to be a navigator like your dad?
I hope not.
You'll probably be a bit ashamed of me, as teenagers just usually are.
The only other thing I can say for certain is that no matter what path you
choose in life, I will always love you.
Your father, Victor.
Victor, your rejection of ours, of our, of our offence, me.
I saw this same letter we had.
This is to certify that it appears by the registers of the institution of Strata de Victor,
Extermination, blah blah blah, and Accordance, blah blah blah, kept the prescribed residence
and passed all the necessary examinations in 1962.
Why is this one like a landscape?
I
That's about
Computer.
Let's see this.
Back to that solder.
The grave remember?
Guess who's lying down that grave?
Guess.
Oh.
Son.
You'll be the first warship.
You better count this minute off.
I should warn you.
It's not a pretty son.
I'm on this.
Prosody, I've got to go.
I've got to go.
I'm on this.
Wait.
Close recording starts right at entering and 13.
No, I don't want to play this.
These are the actual
Those are the credits
He was adamant that Victor was on himself that it would have been wrong to kill him
But you are right step on should have shot him
He stabbed Razikha multiple times with a screwdriver. Two of the wounds were failed.
Stepan was desperate to find something and use it as research.
Something just can't be solved.
There were other signs of the Valichan as well, but most seem to be consistent with the signal.
Guess they were all effective.
Yes, Minsky was shist, but most suspectable.
Kaminsky still managed to get them to the M12 vessel.
The M13 was so beat up at that point, they couldn't even perform any conventional docking maneuvers.
So, because Kaminsky used the older water pitots to blast us way through the hole.
And the engineer, Von Lahn, tried to stop him.
Negative.
We believe he was the first one Kaminsky killed.
It seems to have been something with the Plutsunik that really set Kaminsky off.
It's like he tried to rip his body apart.
You don't need more remembrance, only like Peter, Jim.
Now for the M12 whistle. This is the last thing that we found.
Okay, Paul.
The old crew was long gone. No surprises there.
Kaminsky didn't manage to use their recording equipment.
Poor bastards.
Kaminsky used what appeared to be one of those
Vostok cassettes that he must have brought with him on the mission.
He was clearly delirious beyond all human reason at that point.
But we still seemed intent to actually completing the mission.
And did he? Did he get the recording of the signal?
I don't...
We haven't verified that.
I respect all of our fits wise to place such a recording if one exists.
This mission was never a business.
It has been all about damage control from the start.
And now we're here, and so much damage has already been done.
I just need to know it wasn't all for nothing.
For tomorrow then?
Wait, for tomorrow.
For tomorrow.
It'll desk.
the lights of the house is on the right
What?
Huh?
Die!
Don't look, don't look!
That's alright!
What?!
Holy-erra.
What the hell?
Holy Aura.
The game closed itself.
Wait, it ended my stream?
Wait, no, no, no, I'm still alive.
Wait, what the fuck?
Oh, the game just closed itself once it was done.
Oh my god, open it again.
I don't know if I should I don't know if I should I'm checking I'm checking I'm checking
I don't know if we should I'm checking them but I don't think we should
We have taken to calling it the wide rabbit
We're about to show you the best record, it's the start, it's the start, it's the start,
right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the start.
Is it the same?
Yeah.
What a game chat.
Is that Easter Egg?
Do I go back?
Do I go out?
Yeah, right?
No, play it again.
Wait again. What are you saying?
Other disc? There weren't any other.
Oh!
Decent insulation?
It's a real timer, now we wait.
No wrongo.
That's it, right?
What does salvation mean?
Joe, this game is nuts.
This game is nuts.
Am I the only one?
From start to finish from start to finish
Wow
And it had me on the edge of my seat Jesus the way it actually makes you think like you don't have time to react
What would have happened if I fucked up the like seven-minute timer game?
But a 14 or whatever it was because it was very close what I've done everything from the start
Like the one where my glasses were broken
No
We try the timer oh my god, I was crushed up guys. Thank you for recommending this. I'm happy that I didn't
Play another game this was nice this was nice that we finished it
I'm proud of us that we finished the shit because you know me bro. You know me like I was about to leave
I was about to leave once I realized that I like was to
You know that the emoji that you always put the Patrick one
I was about to yell this is not happening, but we did it bro. We did it bro. We did it easy bro easy
Um, I'm always at the start way to ADHD you feel me guys, um
What day is tomorrow Sunday?
Soon okay
It learned hahaha
Guys stage 4 playing this game with me much love in the chat. Thank you so much for staying around
um those for all the subs for all the fellas for all the people stopping by and uh yeah
couldn't ask for better community um i'll see you all i don't know if i see you i don't
from life today i don't from life today uh on wednesday i take regio so that's confirmed
like with my boys and doing shit if i'm live not tomorrow and then monday tuesday do you
You don't know the deal.
Tomorrow is Sunday though.
Shizet.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Guys, I'll see you all tomorrow.
Not today.
I mean, Shizet.
One of these guys from one of these, actually,
it's already the next day.
Shizet.
So yeah, I'll see you all the day after.
Sorry for the inconsistent schedule
But again bro, nothing is as bad as a one month
I'm just trying to, you know
If we can get consistent at like
Mini moment, like never under four days a week
I would be the happiest man
So yeah
Guys
Tomorrow I won't be live
But the day after that I will be live
Easy peasy
Love you guys so much
Thank you for everything
And I hope you enjoy the rest of your weekend
Tomorrow
Free fucking day, eh?
Enjoy
I'll see y'all
Peace out, love you all so much. Thank you for staying with me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, please be lovey bro.
I'll see you guys, bye.
Much love, much love. I enjoy my stay. A lot, a lot.
I was about to not go live today bro, I'm not going to live. I was late, had some bad news but I enjoyed it a lot.
That just proves, just gotta press the button bro.
With a chat like this, how can you have another fun time?
Alright guys, I love you, bye.
Bye bye bye bye, see y'all, bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.
Waiting over to offline channel remind me to next time read Simone. I'm too lazy to find some around guys. Bye
I'll see y'all there tomorrow. Bye
Enjoy night, bro. Well, I have nightmares. I think I will
The worst scene from this game by far
When the kid was there like like a mumia like a mummy
With the thing yet to disconnect. What the fuck is that bro?
that shit is not that shit is that shit should not be in a game on steam
bro I'm being badass what the fuck are we saying
why is it something I'll see you guys after I'm all right bye bye bye bye
bye love you guys so much bye
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