you
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Guys is that animals maroon 5
hold on a second skip skip expert mode listen listen well boys and girls how
we doing fellow music and joyers yo yo yo can you guys hear me bro yo how many
hours of song desa today how many hours
should we be doing bro oh man did we
overdo it yesterday bro be honest I see
a lot of zeros but I also see a lot of
tens bro
oh yeah yeah bro I don't know what the
fuck happened yesterday I was just
stuck for three hours in Songesa oh hell no bro oh hell no bro um I'm scared to
check the reddit bro I'm scared to check the reddit bro reddit does not hold
back bro when certain stuff happens on stream bro oh yeah yeah yeah was stream
ever was stream of the year was yesterday all our worst stream ever
chat maybe was it that bad I mean I was just addicted bro oh my god yes worse
than GTA now that's cap that's cap bro worst segment ever in that we've ever
done was just a month ago GT hide and seek I don't think anything will chop
that bro yo Danny bro you cannot defend GT hide and seek bro that sure was
ass bro oh my god that was a little bit it just doesn't make sense bro listen
bro um is it fucking hot outside or am I fucking weak or something yo bro I
feel absolutely this is the long hair bro either I need to go to the Baba or
it's fucking hot as fuck today and it's not gonna be tomorrow bro but
something is pissing me off right now bro I'm fucking drenched give me a
fucking red on that give me a red on that imagine the only thing that I can
Nope.
La la la.
Na na na.
Go live on YouTube, thank you bro.
Wait, I am.
Am I not?
La la la.
YouTube, can you hear me bro?
YouTube, how was the stream yesterday bro?
Wait, I said yesterday one thing I said
that YouTube chat is always nice.
And every time when I check a VOD on YouTube
it's like nice comments, you know?
Even if I felt like the stream was ass,
The comments are always, man, be wonderful stream today.
Let me see the stream yesterday.
Oh, Jeepers Creepers.
Uh, again, shit.
Yesterday was, I told you, bro,
I was about to not go live
and old me would have not went live.
But then, Loki, my mom also told me,
maybe do a short stream instead of no stream, you know?
And I was like, okay, let me do like four hour shift.
You know what I mean?
Like, we just yap about some stuff,
but I think we're the bank.
Bro, I don't know if I should have went live yesterday.
Again, I didn't sleep yesterday at all, bro.
I didn't sleep yesterday, bro.
Another four out of three.
Nah, today is longer.
Today is longer.
Today is longer for sure because GTA trailer
gets revealed when your voice seems delayed.
Yeah, I haven't fixed it yet.
Jeans, give me new delay, please.
Need delay to fix mic and cam.
And I told him, when does it get leaked chat?
When does it get revealed?
nine p.m. okay um i already logged into netflix i already made sure that i can show it
question is am i allowed to show it or will i get fucking killed arel arel bro like the like the
leaker guy um which wasn't me by the way we find out i guess uh i think it's allowed right which
is which is weird because it's on netflix bro i pay for netflix and i can just show it to you
guys for free there has to be a catch there has to be a catch bro as long as
it's commentary oh you got them well know that I will be fucking yapping on
that shit bro let me see quick clarifications you are free to
livestream and extended look from 3 p.m. ET 3 p.m. ET ET time 10 30 3 p.m. so in
four and a half hours four and a half oh my god that's sooner than than I thought
probably someone is gonna leak it like an hour before type one if you want to
mean bro fucking scraping the Netflix database or some bullshit bro I
I don't know how hacking works, I've never hacked in my life.
But I can imagine that somebody who is gonna scrape
the database of Netflix, you know, the backend.
Um, an extended look from 3PM ET on August 27th,
providing you a tier to platform specific guidance.
And you're not simply re-stream or re-post
the other video in full context,
without context or commentary.
Chat, um, I'm scared, bro.
I'm scared.
Thank you, Tim, okay.
I mean, I'm just gonna show it, bro, fuck it.
If I get popped, I get popped, bro.
I'm gonna quick little read you something.
You feel me, bro?
All right, let's see.
Guys, I have a question, brother.
I thought about this in the shower today.
How do these sites not go down on big events like this?
How do they just, how does Netflix stay up, bro?
I don't understand.
For sure there's people like,
DDoS in like, how?
I don't understand, bro.
Nobody knows infrastructure.
How much does that shit cost?
Like, how do you not get ditos on a day like that?
Like, that's insane.
You're getting pop big dog.
Hey, you take showers?
Bro, I take a shower every morning.
But it's the long hair, bro.
Yo, I gotta get rid of this hair, bro.
Wallahi, bro.
I'm going back to Eckharkat.
I'm going back to Eckharkat, I think.
Um, listen, is it doomsday time?
Do I dare to check my fucking Reddit, bro?
uh...
jeans just tell me later chat
how do i fix my mic that it's aligned with my
with my shit
jeans will tell me later otherwise
um... let me check the reddit bro
let me check the reddit
also thank you for the five gift subs mister took six
took six
what do you want to see today bro
five gift subs you get to choose the segment today bro
what should we do today tunics bro
songessas ready bro
oh my god
last message savanna unanna
Hold on, hold on.
Guys, listen, listen, listen.
We're making new rule in the stream, all right?
We will never play songgasser for longer than,
what is our max?
You know how kids are like,
I only allowed to use the internet
like certain amount of time?
Like you have like those child like things.
My mom used to do it to me.
I used to own, like I had the software on my PC
so I wouldn't fucking game all day, bro.
And what I did, I was like fucking 14 years old.
What I did was open task manager and I closed the fucking program bro
The fucking parental program that my mom bought for like 10 euros on the disk
I closed it and I ended the task and I could game all day
Sh**
Bro why are we griefing ourselves bro? Like I was just griefing myself like
You know maybe I would be a little bit smarter I know
Um 30 seconds of song aside day
No no no no no no no
Listen bro how much max how much time do you give me guys a day
how much you give me a day and two nicks have to tell me one hour two hours that's too much
two hours is too much 30 minutes it's between 30 minutes and one hour guys do you give me one
hour a day or no i'm making a poll right now okay this is a democracy bro um one hour song
guess her max 30 men max suck what is our daily limit bro what is our daily
limit what is up wait how annoyed were you yesterday I was playing for three
hours bro 80% oh it's too much fun man oh my god I'm addicted bro okay one
thing is for sure when we play it I'm never turning on emoji only mode anymore
bro because that just destroys like that just let doesn't let me cheat jokes
aside it's just annoying like bro you know that I'm cheap bro you know that
on cheap bro you know that I don't cheat you know what I mean bro like what the
fuck am I trying to like prove bro I'm not cheating bro I'm not you guys are
the last person to give up fine with looking stupid I'm fine with being a
loser bro it is what it is bro is what it is is what it is bro um I'm not gonna
pretend like I'm something that I'm not you feel me bro
alright let's check the rudder bro Monca S Monca W all jeepers creepers your
type 1 if you want minus 5 degrees in your fucking room right now bro I
I would spam that button. Oh my god is too hot right now to hot
80% on 30 minute max. Oh my god, bro
All right, all right, all right
For 30 minutes is nothing bro. All right, what do we have in my beautiful right of rough?
Message
oh god yo I've been oh god we've been doing a bunch of bullshit recently huh
we've been doing the Guna arc we've been doing song as a slot what has happened
bro what has happened bro
shite man all right all right all right by the way the key was actually
happening soon um actually the cure let's put a date on it let's put a
date on it um jail is right now coming back so i will have a game or two um in
the upcoming days yeah that i want to watch it's next with the f***ing five
gifted subs baby go hard on the f***ing check right now right now um when is
JL playing the next time why the fuck is he always playing at 11 a.m. and fucking
night is this a joke bro bro I told JL as well like your bro what why are you
playing in the morning and then he said you know they told me we will play like
midday or in the evening every games in the morning what is this are they
hating on jail blast what is this bro oh my god bro 11 a.m. again jen he
played this morning bro he played against a bot
what
guys I didn't wake up for it because I thought this is just like a stomp what
happened the two goals at the bottom
Zairu 0.78 worse than Furious
gel pointed in Captain Kirk Cap 1.58
what the fuck
Anubis and then cash OT oh and then cash OT
Captain Kirk are
Zybu point six nine
What the fuck
Your bride feel bad, bro, but chat is it gonna be now low? They're not out, right?
Yeah, no, they're not they're not they're not now it's loser break it around which means we get more games of jail
I'm maybe this is a master plan but tell it to us 90 should be an easy one. Let's not talk too early
Let's not talk too early. Oh, sure. I said
Check when do we do the Kiro? Let's look at the schedule. I
Mean, I'm not watching anything this day
Check. Do you agree?
We only do the playoffs or we only do the playoffs and a jail game if it's a bang up during the day
Do you know the deal?
Right, I don't want to do full like e-sports slop again
It kind of like drains my happiness. I'm not gonna lie like it's nice, but it's like I just coexist
I don't know how to explain it, bro. I'm not excited. I can only do that like twice every month. Um, not weekly, bro
Sammy Sammy's grants I'm for sure in
Even though it's early, that's fine. So when do we do the hero? When do we do the hero check tomorrow?
tomorrow I'm waiting for confirmation from from fury but Moxie is already down
tomorrow we play this fishing game what's it called chat the fishing game
the friend slop game bro it looks like a bang out like you can open cases and
shit tomorrow I think okay chat question do you finish this game faster
if you play as four?
Or is it same speed?
I thought that it's like four to five hours long.
Is it faster if you're four?
Yeah, you sure?
So should we get four?
I was thinking three, because three is always nice.
Like it's, you know, it's like, it's just perfect, I think.
But do we get four?
Faster with four.
Chad, three or four people?
Three or four people?
Hmm
Three no fuck can be too much sometimes you smell me bro, especially if everyone's streaming what is this bro don't clip
Imagine a war
Don't
Although they lose this round now in a five on three, but let's see what don't cause gonna be slaves here hiding space and precision
decision into what that be what the hell i'm a shot the crack things open and all
of a sudden the round is turned on his head don't do it yet caprolo just by
time you still got the foreign policy that's just normal for us bro that's
really crazy it's another top there's a head on a screen he pops it bro what
you like come on guys oh my god we are locked bro we are locked all right um
let's see the red let's see the red let's see the red let's see the red
thank you Danny thank you I'll need that tomorrow um all right let's see boom
by the way chat I turned way more ADHD I think bro today today like this morning
bro I was like zooming around like what the fuck I went on bro like I cut like
What the hell like I'm always on my phone always this that suck opening this app opening that what the hell go on
Oh, bro, I need to chillax bro. I need to go outside one day, bro
And just like look at there look at the nature you feel me
Bro today was bad road. What the hell today was back today. I feel like I only looked at screens, bro
I don't know
Let's see. Let's see
Brain is for right the next maybe I let's see. Let's see. Let's see
message to owner
Can you please stop playing this AI Slop song-gasser game?
Literally 50% of your chat hates that game and you still play it every stream.
Stop saying last run, one run, only one run guys.
Here we go guys, last run.
Have I said that?
Comes back after a three day readjust of today's short stream of fry and then continues
to play the AI Slop for the whole stream.
stream is a full clip farming and rage baiting where the old quality streams
streams where we actually feel the dopamine what is it by dopamine then
tell me what to do I mean it was for the biggest issue is the multiplying the
chat and emoji only constantly isn't even looking at the chat I'm just
watching YouTube shorts on repeat where he's got a point he's got a point
bro he's got a point bro oh yeah yeah yeah all right we're gonna change two
things again so can we do 40 minutes max a day I don't know if I can get a
single run in 30 come on bro no okay 30 minutes max a day once I hop onto some
guess at the timer starts 30 minutes and we stop all right I get to finish
my run though if I'm like an easy mode I can try until finish on no
more one hour no more two hour and so on okay um and emoji only always off uh
what else that's it that's it that's it right five minutes max what do you mean
bro what do you mean bro come on bro I'm only gonna be addicted for so long you
know what I mean bro I used to be addicted to duck and duck and all I did
was play ten hours of duck and duck every day at least one of that point
I'm
Helping one out a little bit. Yeah
Don't
Don't don't a new day
Six new posts what happened? Did you notice that on a pixel donated 50 million euros to the Titanic victims?
Okay, he's a great man, you know
Yeah, I appreciate that I appreciate that thankful putting in a good word that is true that is true
Once again rest in peace to all the victims
W Wingman. What are we doing guys? CS Streamer looks inside Gunnar's Slub.
Chat called me nuts. Did we go from one of the greatest streams, like some of the most
sloppy streams? I swear one of my favorite streams I've had ever was the one, was it a
week ago? It was right before EWCA I think it was the Fit MC stream and the OZO stream.
That was all in one stream, bro.
That was nice. That was nice. You feel me, bro?
Hey, we all go through phases, bro. We all go through this. You know what's nice. I'm not even mad that the stream yesterday happened. You know why?
You know why?
Makes me appreciate the good streams even more, bro. We just reset the bar a little bit, you know what I mean?
We had to like realize again, wait, this is a shit stream, you know what I mean?
Let's get back to normal, bro. Let's get back to normal. Hopefully.
Only one off Sun Street
Fence a lot is silent since this drop
Was this check people's chat history and see us. What do you mean? You can see everything they've ever said in a CS chat
Tell me this is fake
What are you talking about
that's gotta be a lie that's actually gotta be a lie change.com to.ni and then
scroll down oh my god is this actually real
oh my god bro
nah so three months ago VPN on guys careful on those sites you never know
maybe don't log into steam but let me check this out let me check this shit
out bro oh no can you go all the way back guys before I was streaming let me
see it's full AI slop yeah what is nowadays bro what is it nowadays I so I
I do
Malware
Ubo light is prevented
Pesh was blocked who blocked filters
Check it's only because
Because it's a fake steam right, but it's like maybe it's not fake. It's fine, right?
Ubalight lol why are you lolling it like I'm some I'm using some weird software, bro
Ubalight is a classic, bro
Right, I think so. All right, let me see
I'm proceeding at my own risk. I don't care bro. YOLO YOLO. What are they gonna do, bro? What are they?
Monka
All right, we're here. Let me see no way it shows my fucking my fucking logs, bro
But alright, so you do have to know you don't have to log in what you don't you have to log in question
It's just after I've gotten kills question a question like for sake and question mark
The bigger than this is me mistyping a question every time I get like a nice killer type of what the hell he
GG
Okay, I don't really have bad logs, but I don't really play premier. You know what I mean? I don't really play premier, bro
Yo, it's chat. Is there a website for this for a deadlock? I hope not, bro. I hope not.
Just making sure. Are we safe or not?
I don't really have any locks. Yo, who should I check? Let me check 10s.
Get in, get in. What is your problem, get in?
Did I leak something?
What the fuck is that?
Location estimator or hell no.
What is this website bruh?
Ah let's see.
10 chat logs in Premiere.
P90Hero is fucked.
Ha ha nice try.
1. He said only for a second. Bad luck. Yeah, listen, desert.
Burjammari. Ahash. XT. Aiba.
Uya ya. Shut the fuck up. XT, you better, you better this
but GG. GG, GG. Oh, ha! Wsponsorship.
He says GG after every, almost every, wait, he said GG in round 8.
round 8 GG me alone in A site this team it's over you play fast when easy round
13 oh my god green elo for you I think he meant green L GG well played it's over
why does he say GG had six rounds bro no he has so many locks oh my god your
your mother is bruh shit you're number one in kakakistan
your tins bruh
oh my it's a karma and joy
in OT
oh my
joe
let me check londonores
he plays CS
wait we can
God I'm scared to check this guys. We need all mr. Beast. No
What he's trying to hide something
Is it down buzzer right buzzer right
Mots can you try oh my god is this him
it loaded formula one driver I can't remember is this him or not was it the
fake one we can check name as well wait this is him right
wait which one was who he had like tiger tooth this is him this is him
Lando Norris, chat logs, imprimi... yeah.
I may go to F1 soon with my boys. WL, bro.
Like YOLO, you know what I mean? YOLO. It's like the last time in Europe. I know nothing about F1 though.
I can only name one team and that's Mertes. And McLaren.
Lando Norris, chat logs. Let's see, bro.
Boom. Nice ping.
shut the fuck up you're happy you being 11k you know impressive you're not no
chill bro don't do it let's keep playing
Ozer I think he meant loser
jeech that's the only looks that he has in premiere
Chad who else should we check? Let me check Neymar. Let me check Neymar.
Neymar.
Hard times, who are you linking?
Neymar, thank you hard times.
Here we go. Can I get sued for something like this? No, right?
Let's check Neymar. This is real Neymar Junior guys. A lot of fanboys in the chat and the comments saying you'll sign me
Please some please this is Neymar junior from renal madrid bro, or wherever he plays. I don't know right now. Here we go
Neymar does he have check he does have check logs he plays a lot five days ago
Renan Santos white oma a process so moui. What's Pillas matters kefala matters means die
Okay
VLV J K K K K K K K K K K K K that's just laughing
What does this mean? Can I translate this?
And then Santos is going to get sued by me because of the crappy talks.
Merrimaw, are we doing this?
Is he threatening someone in a CS game to sue because he was talking crap?
I respect it, bro.
If you can't beat them in game, bro, beat them IRL.
RS.
Okay, maybe we talk about cars.
Ha ha ha, the hack emole.
Good cup champion.
Kikikiki ha ha ha Otario
TMJ it's a shame there's a hacker there
Kikikiki
Fuck you
Go fuck yourself
Chupa haters, they can win, screw this
CSR, this is round one
Did he get cheated on in this game or what?
I think he may have gotten cheated on
Does it show?
So he played 13 and 9
Did he win or lose?
He won 13 and 9 why was he crashing out? I don't see any cheetah right here at least no obvious one
I'm going to file a complaint here, too
The hell why is it going Karen mode bro?
Kiki Kiki. Okay. Now. Maybe it was just a joke confidence about Ancelotti
Bora
Was getting beaten by the stf what should I keep it in English on her?
Kike Kike Kike Viral, thanks Kua
Taka it is, powder, haha it's great playing with a guy like that
Hey guys, aw he sold some shit
Are you a cunt? Are you a cunt?
In O.T.
K.O.T.A probably after you won't have this ass
RS, haha K.O.T.A
Chura, why is he saying to measure?
Hey nuts!
En oi mano!
KKKK!
Jogau!
Nerd!
He's calling them a bunch of stuff.
Good, they're winning.
True, I'm a popcorn vendor.
I didn't score a goal and I didn't win anything.
Someone talked trash about his accolades in football, I think.
Right?
When he didn't let that one slide
You guys are bad, huh? Holy shit dedicate a little more time to it
G you watch this so fun. Why are we all looking the same when it comes to gaming, bro?
You know like bro doesn't matter if it's name our bro like bro like if you rage you rage, bro
Gigi guys Bruno Boro, but he's talking so much. That's it. That's it. She's change. Well, should we check check muda?
Oh, I don't know if I should
What was the ending again, I forgot
Don't why not
The hell
Is that not him or is he hiding something?
What the hell is this bro?
Bro is the privacy cheats.
That's him right?
Yeah, that's him.
Celestia doesn't add it.
Muda, what are you trying to hide my boy?
What are you trying to hide?
Check Ludwig.
Oh.
Like he has been playing a lot on stream recently but what about his off stream games?
Let's see.
This is Ludwig, right?
One friend in command?
Yup, Seronado.
Alrighty.
Here we go, here we go.
Ludwig enjoys CS a lot.
I think he's playing, but does he chat?
And if he chats, what is he chatting about, bro?
Let's see.
Here we go.
6th...
What?
Ludwig!
On mirage in round 1?
Die in real life? You're a pussy?
And I hope you die in real life.
You don't understand, I want you dead.
Oh my god, after the pistol round.
What? I thought Ludwig was full soft and like doesn't like ever like
It's never like saying like maybe what he thinks you know what I mean?
What the hell
Check this discount is right, bro. I didn't know he was kind of like based a little bit or is this an act
Did you know about this website six days ago afk?
a
Who's he calling on his teammate w
stick to Valor now that's worse what it that's worse than what he typed before
AFK sit oh in OT AFK spawn please kill his racist okay W he's flank please
fucking end this game my team is so who shit let's see how he played this game
Let's see how he played. This was in OT 9. We're gonna get back to that in a minute.
He's flanked. Please fucking end this game. My team is so shit. Ass from a butt
like poop. He wishes you were dead, bro. I wish you were dead. Whoa. The one time
we have... Oh my god. Wait, what if I check XQ? The one time we have
interacted, you cheated to win in a CS2 game. I think you suck. Michael
does too who Jackson I hope you stop watching my videos oh my god that's
crazy bro your friend can't fight on his own classic cheetahs deserve death hey
Ludwig has spoken bro Ludwig has spoken the premier cheetahs are getting into a
side bro hey fair bro fair bro might as well useless fuck that's your guy problem
question mark eat shit and die fuckface I hope your life is hell oh my god what
he's so my dad is abusive what his blow it off eat shit and die oh my god by
he's friends with nothing Lamal so this isn't shit to him piggy hungry his girl
pregnant oh my god I don't care for San Jose who is that blow your shit off
smooth what the shit yo laddie calm down all right come yo take a chill film
my boy maybe this is why you're not ranking up bro you yeah don't rage
like that bro don't reach like that you're not the same person that you are
when you're raging bro check hikes I don't know if I can do that bro I don't
know if I can do that bro I'm not gonna lie that may actually get me back on
twitch um so far it's all been pretty normal guys
uh Mott sent me a bunch of links so I can preload the sites like for what
people aren't telling you to chat let me know who you want to have checked
right now okay all right let's put on the goon i can
popcorn activated let's see who else fury or monk eyes
check jail wait we can check pro players as well
oh i feel like we're gonna get condoms get someone cancelled with this i'm not
joking bro this is xgc only one game where he
typed he doesn't really chat in premiere or play premiere he's addicted to
deadlock he typed shut the fuck up the
a mile ghosting bitch ass you wouldn't say good half if you lost it lmfl
sniping yikes bro he's calm he's calm as hell um who else said who else who else
who else check Jinx see okay let me see is this Junko what no way with this
profile picture um oh my god wait
Simple aka Zasha
Let's see what he types in Premiere if he types. Oh god. Oh
100 trust rating. Okay, here we go.
But this is also cheating. Oh, he actually types. Are you ready? Here we go
Shut the fuck up if you let us win
Isek
Triple quadruple oz if you let us win I sing your profile aka song. That's what I do bro
That's what I do if I need Elo badly, bro. Oh
Oh
Eddie probably scamp them after that as well, that's what I do
Bitch stop cheating. Oh my god. Sennai napikachu. Alo
Talk about Pokemon son of the whore
Reported you will get banned. You know this
Shut the fuck up ass liquor
Sorry rush be rush be noobs
simple GG Messi on top damn this was during the world cup Sasha if you didn't
know is a Messi fan not a Ronaldo fan bro is it goat recognizing goat you make
up your own mind bro Ola that just means hello real simple underscore
question mark Ola yes face simple you cheating bot why cheating with my
nickname why bro he said somebody on the enemy team or his team had his
nickname on it's simple and he was cheating on it but I'm not cheating
Zuni willy is Chitami aha I don't know what that means five dollar boost
exclamation mark really your this is from your zasha check gg a pretty
pretty normal logs pretty normal logs check cagel check oh god oh god wait
Chet Kajal is not toxic right? Kajal is like the sweetest guy that I know look at him
He's playing sit my a resident like revelation right now
He is addicted to counter strike. He plays a lot of stream actually sometimes he just sends me a screenshot of
A knife that he unboxed
I think he's just like five second with his boys probably not even typing and if he's all accused
It's like good luck gg not more than that here we go
But he does play let's see let's see
Cajal ended stream to play safe. Yeah, bro. Stop pocket watching like stop bro
We're like it's like when I read was bro. Yo, bro. He's been playing like all day deadlock. What is this like?
Is he taking time off?
Come on, please load
And we see more once sent me suck
Suck suck suck suck much. You can send me more if you want
oh my god i love it this is cajol this is cajol if it's bad i might have to call him
here we go bro so you can explain it but i know my boy is a sweetheart bro i know
he's a sweetheart
shroomy use the walls find them quick get the bomb defuse what that a leak reference
You fucking loser.
Trumi giga hauling, disgusting.
Trumi U5K Max.
Lil' pup, turn him off!
Oh, that's my boy.
Oh my god.
Lil' pup, bro, that's the number one insult, bro.
I'm telling you.
Dog.
And Saling Cheetahs, bro.
Hey, that is respectable, bro.
You are very funny and very good.
Okay.
Never fake.
This was probably after Ninja defused.
John turn the hacks off little pup buy a kid and don't be a jib
cage rule turn off the toggle little pup your 5k peak yo this is number one
insult 5k calling them 5k premiere turn the hacks back on fast right side
peak buddy did something after right-hand peeking gold girl
Why is this cute as well gold gold gold that's my boy. Oh my god. No, he's just a freaking
Turn them off you little freaks. I'm losing rounds. I need to turn the hex back on
I
Please don't hack this is my life got my walls on all good guys
we can turn this around let me reconnect fast whoa whoa whoa keep all
hacking in 12k your life is amazing I think he's mocking the enemy right I
think there was a mood on the enemy team around he was like yo I'm fucking
ass after cheat turn it off you little freak no truly giga cheater for your
business giga turn them off watching YouTube bots learning smokes never
What is this on YouTube? Wheels about tutorials.
Bro shouting out one of the rats.
What is the name of this? Do you have walls?
What did the fox say?
Cajun, pretty wholesome bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Just calling out cheaters and that's it bro.
Alright, what else? What else?
You can read the whole chat if you click on it.
Do we care about that though?
I care about only what they say I think.
Unless we need to look up at the like, you know, like if something is bad, we may have
to like defend them by looking at the full box.
All right, let's see.
One of my mods, except us, if you're saying some devious shit in this bro, you already
know like you're not, you're not, you're not, you can't be affiliated with the stream
anymore, bro, except us, my one of my head moderators, bro.
Let's see.
In this community, we foster niceness.
foster on good vibes all right are you fostering that in your premier games oh
GG GG go drink beer GG Kobe yeah why is it so cute bro why is it so cute bro
GG after saying good half yo I hope so too GG I am Zolo said I wish I could
pick my teammates.
Ah, boom.
Yeah, X-Sephas.
What?
I thought he would go batched crazy, like, off-camera, bro.
X-Sephas, why are you so sweet, bro?
I thought he was like, maybe a little bit fake cute, but he ain't.
I don't know how you guys managed to work with two double pre-mates.
Mines aren't GG.
What?
I know I suck.
I don't play face-it.
You got man on me.
I'm down.
You want to teach me, Paul Ska?
I want to show you something after game.
At the first round, you called me level 8.
Noob? Oh my god. Xerpas, chillax bro.
Why are you calling them the N-word bro?
Cause I killed you on pistol. No, no, no. I don't have that friends.
I'm Noob. I only play level 8.
I want to show you a picture from Pristor Brown Run. Gigi well played.
Lol. One tap. Gigi. Bro, you're such a sweet guy bro.
The hell? Bro, same Gigi after every game.
Oh my god. Great game. Good luck have fun.
Oh my god, I just realized imagine they were shit talking me like behind your
ex-sapos. Oh my god if there was like ex-sapos throwing jabs like you're
on a pixel is such a butt you have to realize this is them in privacy bro
ex-sapos bro are you real or not? Oh my god bro that's my boy bro seems like
it imagine he was like yo you're playing like on a pixel and then the
guys like zero and fifteen do this good good nook okay except us GG well
played GG oh my god you took you bro what I saw six seven in there do this
good good nook again how much you play oh my god
bros abusing cash GG GG GG GG GG you little cutie bro all right let's see
who's this who's this judge you have to realize this is exposing people this
This is exposing people how they are behind the curtains.
Why?
Because no one knows that the logs are getting tracked.
If you type and CS check, you feel safe, but you're not, bro.
Because of this fucking site.
Please work, bro.
Please work.
Yo, Mots, none of the links are working right now that you sent me.
I'm not gonna lie.
Check trainwra- Let me check Forson first.
This is Forson.
get a house like that name let's see does he play off stream chat I don't know
if he does
forson in prim where the locks chat history he doesn't type she never types
okay forson that's kind of basic up that's jail that's major MVP jail oh god I
mean I know he's a sweetheart bro here we go here we go here we go here we go
here we go here we go JL's chat history and premiere he probably only plays
face I don't know if there will be anything
MoTV, MrBeast. Guys, MrBeast used to play like 10 years ago, not anymore bro. Not anymore.
It's going to be goofy, yes. JLZ's chat looks are going to be the goofiest, I already know.
It's going to be like, I don't know. So I'm like, yeah, he's going to say, oofoo,
he's going to say, you know, let me check Donk as well. Donksteam.
Is this Donk chat or not? Does he have trophy or not? Yes, this is Donk.
Let's do.
Check D-MAD. Does he like only play on stream?
I think there won't be anything.
Fuck.
Come on, bro, please.
Please, bro. I need this.
Check Kerrigan.
Bro, I think it may be chopped, guys. I think it may be done.
But we did enjoy what we checked.
Shatter, shatter, shatter, shatter. Let me close some of these tabs. Maybe it affects it.
Who is this?
Close this I think. Can close this. I can close this. It's like simple. This is JL refresh.
Fuck
So I lasted longer than I thought though. I'm not gonna lie. You feel me Chad? Much longer than I thought.
Everyone get off the side else we can't check everyone get off
Everyone get off right now, please
Rip Optimus Prime why check Sally wait
Sally chat logs wait a second why did why didn't no one
sent that Sally said some wild stuff
Sally barely I told you don't you're Sally what are you saying
you know if you dis me that's fine I just hope you don't like say some crazy
shit bro like you know what I mean bro I know how you know what I mean bro oh
Oh, shit.
Oh, no, Sally.
What do you mean, bro?
How bad is it?
How bad are the Sally files?
No.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Jail.
Let's see.
It's not that bad.
Okay.
Shiasa, please load, bro.
Bro, I want to check trainwrecks.
Who else are we forgetting right now, Chad?
Who plays CS in their off-time?
Like, Streamers or popular people like Lando Norris, we check, Neymar, we check, they all have logs.
Who are we forgetting right now?
ACC we checked, ACC was pretty wholesome.
Dona?
Fuck, it doesn't load though.
Gege.
I
Powerful other brother I don't think it plays guys. I think it's you geez. I think it's you geez
We're gonna check back soon
Okay, because right now everyone is checking much just just remind me in like 30 minutes to check again, okay?
and
And then I can like open them. Alright, let's see. Do Jin see? I would love to bro. I would love to but it's not loading right now
Nothing is loading. Alright, but hey, we got to see a lot. We got to see a lot
Alright, what else do we have?
That's crazy, bro
Chad, do you think I'm like fake or something like did you expect me to have crazy logs? Be honest, bro
Like do you think I say crazy shit like behind the scene or something and be honest, bro
Be honest because I'm telling you right now. I don't bro. I don't I don't bro
I don't when people say something crazy in my vicinity. I always told them is I always tell them as well
Like you cannot say that please stop. I mean that ass. I mean that I mean I'm for real for you guys
Thank you for the five. Well, that's not fucking chat box
because you're on the bossy um
Thank you, mr. Gadsey, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Um, what's the craziest shit that I say? Oh
I don't know bro. I don't know I
Guess the hour but that's it
But that's as well like I don't even like say it on stream because I like I don't know like fields sometimes like not right
I don't know bro. It's like back when I grew up though that that word was like the most common word ever
You know what I mean, bro? Like the outward was the most common word literally
All right, let's see let's see
That was like 10 years ago though
All right, let's see these are mine Sally sent his logs well Sally sent his logs
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, Sally, you screenshotted everything?
Oh, let's see. We don't care, really. Enjoy free win, I guess. Yeah, why are you so passive-aggressive?
We have a cheater who is so bad, we can't even win 4v5. Bro has wallhack and scared to peek?
Where's my second shoe?
Got it.
Bro, I can get a quick like, I don't know.
Diffuse equals not gay.
What does that even mean?
If you diffuse your hateful sex...
Huh? So if you don't diffuse your gay,
Sally wants them to diffuse or wants them to be...
I don't understand, I don't understand.
XDDDD.
Okay.
AI generated team, that's kind of funny. Did you silent drop nice warhack ape?
Yo chill!
What the fuck?
Sally!
Like how are you in this elo with 30k peak?
I'm calling the whole group. I'm going to call on Sally. You are 5 stack versus 4 mute ZuluQ. Shut the fuck up.
maybe stop running Jesus for you to AFK banned for verbal abuse you can't even
Q-face it because you got banned shut the fuck up you are just the gold bro yo
did someone accept yet yo Sally Sally why did you call that enemy like an
I mean, you know, I just type that sometimes and don't go as well.
Sally, come on, G, like you can use other words, bro.
Like we don't have to like, like you can say something like, you can say,
Roma, what can Sally say instead of like, you know?
Um, uh, I got it.
Okay, that's I think.
What does that mean?
No, wait.
Can you just say it in this person?
Okay, alright.
Dumbass, you can say Dumbass.
I'll call them dog. Like dog is a number, like, not April.
Dog is fine, like, if you want to use animal insult, you know what I mean.
Dog is for homies, you know?
Nah, but you can say dog like they're bots.
Sally, are those all your logs or are you hiding something right now?
It tastes like more, but like, it's not that interesting.
really okay okay all right all right all right okay all good all good all good
I'm Jackie what I'm Jackie more okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay let's see
is it even fun for you yes ah cool dog shit you are legit so trash okay that's
nice good you know everything barely killing me your green is a hundred percent
all heading watch it back then LeMau yes your green pommel was wait this is not
this is all like this is your whole summer shit bro make less obvious please
barely winning with cheats pathetic xdd dog fucking sit dog okay Sally okay
where you're owning a cheetah no t-o what
good shit good shit okay Sally a you passed there you passed the files
check alright keep it up bro keep it up alright alright peace out peace out peace out peace out
romance and peace okay okay okay check are we gonna expose someone today who else said check
that mouth five does he play does he play well I really want to check mooder I really want to
check mood up bro I really want to check mood up I really want to check mood in
your room I think loading bro fuck man what's running like 30 minutes mmm
check partial bicep partial bicep is going to be wholesome as hell you
already know bro bro is like the most sweetest out of ever my bro I'd be
surprised if he called someone like stupid all right let's see um unless
That's cheating like that. It's fine if he calls them the most atrocious things and they want them to die in games here
That's fine, bro. All right, um, I'm cooked. It was fun having a career
Daniel underscore sloss your chop my friend your chop, bro
It's over, bro. It's over, bro. No more reddit comments
Does it show the game chat of all of your past game? Why is everyone so worried in this community, bro?
Guys, what are you saying in your what are you saying in your games, bro?
Look who I just met on my flight to Korea. Why is he going there?
What? Isn't this post where someone said something like the n-word?
Xerpas, is this you?
What the fuck is this?
Did the stream from yesterday like fry your brain or something? What the fuck is this mean, bro?
That is not funny. They're calling it the worst stream of all time.
Oh
My god
Set type one if you want to be taken back 24 hours ago, bro to that wonderful masterpiece of a stream
I closed the show out at 30 minutes of song as a side guess. That was a good decision. No, it wasn't bro
We had two more hours of song as a two and a half bought a number one lowest float from the steam market
Or capillary for how much though
No way you snipe that shit, bro, bro people literally have bots this makes you kind of sus bro
Do you have a bot or what?
No way you randomly sniped this bro song as a segment shouldn't be over two hours
Yo, he's being he's being kind of lenient bro. We were we already made a deal on 30 minutes. Did I get scammed by you guys?
Could I push for one hour and you would have said yes, did you fuck did I fumble a deal here?
Train is so good
I really want to see his logs, but it doesn't work, bro. It's all chopped
fuck what else what else what else what else ah what the fuck is this owner left the stream
on what is this bro your bro I okay I don't know what that is right and not leave the
stream on I think I don't even know who this person is stream idea for owner we could he
could start I already know what this is this is mocking my last dream he could start
I talk about how he's finally going to listen to her followed by four hours of song is a
And the three hours
You are gonna pick up the free gift itself some way and mr. Eagle
I do you think the difference between history and you?
History is the past and you are the future and you are my future. What what the hell is that bro?
What am I reading right now, bro? What am I reading? Take a chill pill bro?
I don't know what this means bro. If it's something motivating then good job, bro
Who do I believe?
The CS2 market is not crashing
CS2 market is dying
Okay
Who would be more like I think flurry is like this is the actual thing that's happening not crashing
Because arrows is editor is a Roma bro and Roma loves to clicky baity bro buzzer, right?
Uh, UWC finals are slop and then a few days later play some gas up for ours. Yo guys, we get it, bro
I'm not gonna do it again. I guess now we know what owners is October stream is going to be about
What you're trolling winter trip DLC, this is real
What?
Decal announced 10 days ago.
What?
Decal announced 10 days ago.
Ah!
Ah, it's okay. It's okay.
Do it on your own.
Hey, where are you going?
Ah, it's alright.
I don't know these girls.
one him and grandma also be okay all right
no get the shit off my screen bro oh hell no oh what the hell that's real why
is it a Mac 10 bro I mean it's not a Mac 10 heat but what the hell bro that's
That's kinda stezy, bro. That's kinda stezy.
Thank you for doing this, bro.
The hell?
Holy shit, it's actually real.
The art I posted was AI.
What?!
A lot of people including owner?
Oh, thought the art I posted was AI.
Whoops.
On the artist's tiktop, where she posts sketches, speedpaints, animations, proving
she draws by hand.
Shies.
Yo, everyone said AI script yesterday.
Yo guys, everyone say sorry real quick.
But that is real, man.
That is real.
I also, I don't know.
The thing with the problem with that is AI and art, those AIs they take all the arts from the web
and then they make their own slop by mixing it all, mishmashing, making it's own concoction bro
Slopeless concoction, so shit man
Sometimes you may think but it's not
Episode 1 in Yulov
Like one is ugly and that is beautiful, that's great
No! He's beautiful!
Hey, you have some beautiful times and then you know like at some point you know like every part is impossible
I will see y'all very very soon. I will take a few days off
I
Haven't streamed in a bit bro. What's your answer guys?
Guys yo, yo, what are these what a why why are you dying? Why are you doing this in your free time, bro?
That's not the same sharp, bro
What is this video right now bro?
I'm a little bit shy right now, I don't think I can speak right now, but I'm already
braked.
Yo bro, you need to stop this shit bro.
Yo, wait, I don't know if I want to wait, I can try!
Okay, okay.
Well, there was some positives to playing the song Slop that you can put in this bum-out.
Bummer that it.
I'm gonna let go.
Go now.
She's driving me crazy.
Okay dude.
Okay, yo bro.
Okay.
Very nice bro.
Very nice.
I wanna please do something else.
Yes, normal tongue guesser.
Only 30 minutes a day.
I guess we know what's going to be.
Is that real?
Wait, what are the steam items?
You have for every game you have seen items know how do I check those items?
I don't know how to check hard times. What do you have in your profile because I know that you play those games
Let me see how times what?
Tokyo or something
Japanese singer Miyazaki, I don't know who that is our adults
Um
Have I can't decide okay, what is mine right now check does my profile have aura?
This is an expensive ass. This used to be hella expensive this background. Do I have aura or no?
This eye background bro. I stole it from raffle monster
No
What?
Oh, I paid like I also look at my badge. I see you this one is like a glitch badge
Look how it like glitches you see this one
I paid like 80 euros for back in the day for those trading cards
um
That's cool. No, I see you bro. Like isn't that like kind of boss
Like when people check my profile, they get scared for sure, bro
It's not any more 80 bucks. Why not is it more wait? Did I get profit or did I lose money?
Was this
No, no, no, no. Let me see. Let me see.
I can't choose.
Aha. What? Why do I even have these?
Why do I have those? Guys, I don't know why I have those.
That's so weird, bro.
Okay, we are the ones that I purchased bro because these are the ones I don't know how
they spawned in my inventory, okay, guys what was the card bro, what was my actually won
called bro like night what was it called I'm not equipping the grand one
bro guys please help what is it called oh my god who knows the meteor star
shower one that one I saw our our bro I kind of want that one how much is that
steam meteor shower background that's like one of the most expensive ones like
used to be is it this one what is this one called guys all the Chinese
collectors back in the day used to have it here how much why this one is all
10 euros wait I have no money oh my god I have no money I have no money I have
no money this one has all right Chad oh my god I want it bro it used to be at
1.30 euros bro just for steam backgrounds.
Bro it's so nice. It's so nice.
Oh my god. Jeff which one has the most aura bro? Which background?
Let me see what Ruffin Monster has. He used to have one of the coldest profiles.
Again I copied my idea from him. Like the title and the background. Yeah he still has it.
Oh my god what is this? Supreme being.
with a dark triad.
Alter.
Guys, who is the coolest one, bro?
Grand batter.
Bro, I'm not gonna keep the grand one, bro.
I mean, until I... Yo.
I mean, shit.
Alright, what else? What else?
What is this?
Help the fuck?
two bomb oh I'm scared what happened my friend hazard information warning
nitric
Achtung! Weltkriegsbombe von Neu-
WAST?!
This is cap right?
Tja was there a warning in Germany for a bomb or no?
Is this real?
Is that actually real?
In Berlin?
Second World War...
Na na na na na na, this...
What do you mean second world war?
It would be the third one now, no?
Na na na, this is fake, this is fake.
It would be WW3.
Aye, what else?
Um...
Oh wait, it's an old bomb that they used.
Well that exploded maybe by accident.
Aye, what else? What else?
Um...
I understand, I understand, I understand.
No one, no- nothing happening.
Hopefully desktop record desktop audio plus 150
That's a brief fuss
Jeans that makes no sense. It's about the mic and the cam
It's fine. I what else guys um profiles not low
Who is this?
Guys who's shark attack you sent me this profile. No, yes
That's Flurry, Johnny Trainwrecks, and I need to answer in each other.
Oh
It loaded it loaded. There's no going back. Oh
God, let's check Flurry first. Let's check Flurry first
Oh
Yo fuck I don't expose any more bikes. This is flurry
Flurry is a nice guy, right? Flurry in his premiere games. What is he chatting about kick GXV?
Avery try to make it less obvious. You have three cheaters. He's complaining about cheaters Turkish fucking brain rot
What husky blue metal? I smurf in your mom
Hey, yo my peepee inside your sister what?
What's up?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Do you have like three minutes?
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
Check the screen, Shia.
I'm on my phone, okay, I'm live anyway like don't say it's some crazy shit because I know you do off the camera
Yeah, you know what what okay?
I'm lucky. I'm lucky. Okay, so you're looking at a site where do you remember any of these messages?
When you picked up you pee did you search schoolboy anime or p character my pee pee inside your sister? She loves me I
I got a party to major, so you cheat in Premiere.
I'm spitting bull.
You're only bro, I'm 30k Premiere.
Bro, you know how many cheaters there are?
No.
Only I'm 30,000 Elon Premiere.
Bro, there are more...
Let's see what else, let's see what else.
Hi, I'm drunk.
I'm drunk in two weeks.
What were you trying to raise up?
Like, e-girl or what is this?
I was playing, I was playing. Bad day, I was drunk.
I should start posting a gameplay channel, holy fuck. Latest YouTube video, okay, nice.
Moshe, what did you get banned for?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, this game is, do you know the German guy who got banned for 10 years?
Because he smacked a guy? I played against him.
No way. That guy is a loser, bro.
Hey, look at my chat logs. Is that valid? Is that valid for me?
One guy at a German tournament he just slept like
One of the opponents because he lost like just the saw loser, bro like full crunch lot
Mausina, what did you get banned for? What did you do?
You're that guy question mark who punched the person on stage so your triple confirming nice
Machine you're a bitch for punching a man on stage. Yo, you're starting your business, bro
Come on bro, fuck that shit man. You already know who's gonna get punched at the next event
Bros famous for punching a pro on stage school little bro couldn't control his emotion punch
Oh my god, you went in right like that
cool, what the hell man?
Yes, yes, and you punch and play on stage, oh my god.
W, bro, W, W, W, all right, what else do we have?
Someone wants to hit pink rank school.
I like how you put the school,
like that's not an actual emoji, right?
You just put the, like, fake one.
Yeah, it's like, yeah.
That's kind of cheesy, bro, I do that shit too.
Noobs.
I don't think I've put anything crazy.
Noobs, but you followed my Twitch 10 minutes ago,
okay, it's wasn't for stream slapping?
Like stream slapping, stream slapping.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I don't know if you're cheating, but someone in the team is nice.
He fucked you twice.
No, F2, like F2, like didn't take cheetah.
Ah, check, check, check, check, check.
Bro, fuck cheetahs.
Fuck cheetahs, bro.
Yes, yes.
Hell no.
All right, hey, it's like, I lost the puppy with what I think you are, bro.
Unless there's something from a few months ago.
W.
Yes, let me just see.
report okay who we are not the same oh my god you talk a lot here you guys don't
deserve fingers wait what yo fuck the cheaters bird okay okay okay if it's a
job like number you know I'm flexing on them if it's a cheetah it's fair bro
they should not if it's a cheetah fuck him yes you're the cringiest player
playing with three cheaters fucking three and you're crying nice we'll come
down my profile mid-game ha ha fan behavior okay okay I'm crying bro the
cable cheaters because he is wank I don't even know what the UK insult means
bro what is a wank like it like you know like like jerk off like he's like he's
shit like it's like a gooner not you kind of yeah I guess check let's kind of
ask a question do you know who flurry is why what the fuck is this okay ah
because they have a probably stream snapping and you are like yeah yeah yeah
I mean a it looks all pretty sweet I talk shit the cheaters bird you know I
I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the guy who punched the prone stage, but other than that,
I would also be toxic. I ruined my prospering career of a couple of hundred buckaroos.
We played against, we played against a, uh, a 20 year old.
He was five K Elon faced at CSGO.
And he was banned, officially banned for match betting.
And in the news article, he had only done it for like 200 bucks
Bro your insides are top notch then. $10 skin if you lose this round right now
That's so good your little arping twat shots up you're one of
Still like keeping it toss, you know, that's nice you guys are fucking bottom barrel humans. Oh my god
That's even buzz on high.
That's even.
It's valid. I don't think I said anything crazy.
It looks all good. It looks all good.
Kick cheater. Oh my god, you have so much.
I play the game. I'm so good.
What does it say? I smurf your peak.
Yo, you're not xxc, buddy.
Bro, saw one edit on TikTok.
What else? Happy Pride Month. W celebration.
I'll do you W who the fuck is carrot boy, okay? I mean it looks all pretty fucking normal, bro
Thank you, bro. Thank you drinking beer and do you have an alcohol problem, bro?
No, no, that was my first be only I've never drank in my life
Drinking beer I think I need a couple more beers to understand you a few beers after stream don't hurt no one
Flurry I pop beer over my mouse. I'm on a wild mouse. Yo, Flurry, but we can talk about this shit, bro
Yo yo yo yo yo yo it's fine oh I am drunk I haven't drunk it in your rank again it's
2 am and I'm drunk drunk me forgot what CSU was like can only play this game at 2 am
was drunk okay I went to you you got drunk when Clammingen came back and drunk you
how are we going to ask bro okay you should celebrate
celebrate me I'm a hero okay why only one beer that I safe means a child on the
street doesn't have a beer you know like it's a good thing it's a good thing
that I'm making I'm keeping the streets clean if you buy all the beer of the
local shops no one else can buy the beer right and then no one can underwrite
strength wait I see you I look you see you and you are off-age like it's fine
if you pop a beer after the stream and then drunk right like you know
Down from work. Yes. Yes. Yes. Is that my location? What the hell?
Yeah, yeah, what are you all issues shows the city not like actual address house number? Okay, okay, okay?
I
Should be clean bird. Yeah, I think a lot of six seven five months ago. I mean the mean was at its peak
So that's fair. Hey, you're pretty clean, bro. I'm not gonna lie. You're pretty good. Thank you. All right
I just want to check right. I just want to check you're done. You're done. I'm gonna close the tap
Hey, Muscle Up Bird, Muscle Up.
Yup, alright, now I'm checking train wrecks.
Yo, Flurry, have a go, alright?
Peace out, peace out.
Hey, Muscle Up Bird, take care.
Alright, peace, peace.
Come on.
I don't know what's about the side yet, bro.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
Who is this, who is this?
Oh.
Fuck, I like train.
I really need to load up Muda.
Steam Muda.
because i think muda types
uh... let's see
does train even type
let's see let's see let's see let's see
he's banned wait he's banned what do you mean he's banned
I already checked the existing casual.
All right, trainwrecks is Premiere Logs.
Does it crash out?
Hey guys, thank you for that.
That was honorable.
Love you all, have a great night.
Wait, what?
Trainwrecks.
That's the most Swedish shit I've ever seen.
Says hey, says thank you.
Says it was honorable and wishes him a great night.
Mid game.
Oh my God, train.
Why do all of you cheaters have pictures
owner what of owner pixel is this community that toxic your which bitch
has had my profile picture and cheated nah bro that's not it bro I know that's
not you guys right you piece of shit duck white bought commands say it he has
the owner schnitzel profile picture don't do that shit bro oh hell nah come on G
that guy is not a driller bro that guy is a piece of shit bro that's your alt I
don't cheat bro I don't cheat I don't cheat what else lucky for you guys though
the one thing we can both be happy about is that there are no cheaters in
this game so everyone is just crashing out on cheaters bro what the is it that
prominent and premiere guys every single log of people that we check is just
crashing out on cheaters is that that many oh hell no imagine a valve did the
current anti-cheat this would be the greatest game in the world bro he's so
sweet train gg good luck a fun gg hot gg oh my god you decided to cheat
against the wrong team we are five second streamers we have direct ties to the game
oh that's right you will get your entire lobby banned I know you don't care
because you'll buy a new account but your lobby will be banned two weeks time
each of you will lose your inventories your trades will be reverted you
fucking retard you should have done your research before you toggled haha
bro it's like he's not just insulting them it's like he makes them depressed
bro oh my god bro goes in bro if it cheaters bro love when cheaters cheat
against streamers you idiot let's get let's go be let's go be free you have
items you're about to get banned you're playing against streamers that no
deaths you fucking retard your solos are gonna get each other banned your
Triggerbots do research on who you're playing that's right you fucking piece of
shit look at my inventory I have six amps oh my god does he actually have six
amps oh my god getting you guys banned will be my next mission oh my god
train oh my god I will make sure all the trades get reverted you try to get
out of your accounts that's a promise oh my god we know you cheat he's just
crashing out on cheaters bro you're cheating you cheat turn the stream off
your maggots so shameless why are you looking there I'm not clearing heaven
bro he's just crashing out on cheaters you think you're carrying you're an
aimbotter swag 7 might as well go full blatant oh my god he plays a lot
W train, you guys getting sat down by a 35 year old sloth streamer at your home broke?
What a waste of life, sit down little pups, so broke, poor guys, let me guess you Sims
went for a living and just made 15k off a 90 year old grandma, wow you're so hard,
fucking broke pussies, I think they were cheating, because they were probably cheating.
My god, oh my god, you're in the chat scumbag. He has stream open
He is not holding back she is not holding back
like oh yo yo yo yo yo yo yo cheaters cheaters cheaters cheaters buddy you're against three
x pros and two large traders you're going to get banned holy shit wait something would
work the lame darling make me a sandwich oh my god bro I expected these logs like from
x bro but x didn't have none of that your bro x just says it like x just says it
If it doesn't type in too bad, you can't aim like RL your welfare using piece of shit
What's wrong broke bitch?
Make your alien one day. Oh my god. Oh my god
Okay, okay, okay, okay
He's going in bro 28 year olds working for the guy that's gonna be fucking your wife
Oh my god, I want to see XCC's Deadlock Logs bro, alright enough enough enough, that's
all that's all, should I search for what guys, let me see did you try, let me see, okay only
this time, what can I search for, but lorrent, nothing, XCC, nothing, yo bro chill chill
chill I don't even want to type that word bro like I don't want to but let me see let me see
nothing actually nothing nothing look W train have a great night
every night nothing WG no results
vamos vamos vamos vamos vamos vamos
all right all right um what else I didn't type it I didn't type it stop stop stop
I didn't type it. I didn't type it. I didn't type it. I didn't type it. I didn't type it.
Bro, Train is, Train is wholesome, bro. Train is wholesome. These are all like,
these are all wholesome. There's nothing bad in there. There's nothing really bad in there,
bro. Such negat. Bro, if you may have wanted to drop one. No, no, no, not even that. Not even
that. Try Billionaire. The good thing about being in there, Billionaire, is I have nothing
better to do. I will make sure all the traits get rewarded. That's, oh my god. You know
The fuck of people you know I get to spend all day getting losers like you burn your train hop on deadlock, bro
Oh my god, that look deadlock is actually addicting bro
That's the part of me
Do they actually get ban chat do they actually get banned after that if they cheat
Because we all know how CS goes bro like sometimes cheetahs. They don't face anything, bro
No
Shit, let me see. Do I check fury? Fury Steam.
Furious. I'm gonna check your logs buddy.
Hey, this is all public information bro.
Like you're gonna get checked by someone else. Let me just open the Band-Aid bro.
Let me just get off the Band-Aid bro and see what's up. Let me see what's up bro.
Here we go.
all right it's your name robs fans six seven six seven he knows ball he knows
ball Ted who else should I check who else should I check I had to change it for
snipers your steam ID fury do you think these logs are gonna be bad or no let me
just call him let me just call him I don't think he checked this himself said
it's so fun to do this on day one because no one has like no one can
explain it you know yeah I don't know
problems can't be that bad right this
all public that's the thing bro like I'm
not opening you know someone is gonna
call it anyways fury can you hear me
hello well what is that why are you
nervous laughing I have your logs open
right now bro I don't know what to
expect from when are these logs up to
five months ago half a year
Oh! Okay, then I'm fine, then I'm fine, then I'm chilling.
Uh, okay. I think if I log into Steam it's, uh, always. Now I'm joking. I think it's only six months.
Alright, let's see. Six months is fine.
Okay, let's see, let's see. Wait, what do you mean by that?
Bro, I played the game like three times the last six months. I'm fine.
No. Bro, fuck, it's not even loading, bro.
No. We're currently getting DDoSed. Fuck!
Wait, actually?
Yeah.
Let me see.
Shit, I want to see that, bro.
Oh, man.
That's so unlucky.
We can do something else, though.
The fuck is this?
What can we do?
We can do something else.
I don't know.
Play a game.
You know?
No.
I'm exposing everyone right now.
Tomorrow we're playing the fishing game.
Are you down or no?
I'll type in the group.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm down.
Actually, at that time, you're down.
What time?
I have it.
What time?
I have it.
have it no and we are hopping in at what is it saying the group moxie set at
like four ish 4 p.m. for our time yeah I'm done all right easy all right I'm
gonna screen share here we go for your logs in Premiere
Now logs by the way already scroll down like it's there is stuff. Here we go. It's got a shit
But like I'm playing as cheaters all the time
Okay, what am I reading? Those are key minds. There's a key. Okay
We'll change the question mark
You put that a lot in the chat. I don't know why all right. It's a key. Mine. It's a buy
Okay, okay, maybe they were cheating.
Marked school emoji.
Okay, okay, okay, that was a study day.
It's friendly, it's just banter, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
What is this?
Let's see, let's try it, babe.
I don't know, 6K hours.
How do you type in Russian? What the hell?
I think I copied someone's text.
Okay, check, check, check.
Yeah, why am I scrolling? I'm not gonna lie. I'm sorry. I'm my hardest bounding
Because if this is all public like either you will see it on Twitter or we can address it directly, you know
I mean give it. I'll address of what?
If there's nothing here. All right. There's nothing here. Oh question. Look, he's already 50 days
Yeah, it's up to five months buddy. Thank it's Turk Lander. Okay
How are y'all playing so good? It's almost like one of you guys is cheating. Wait, you're wholesome as shit, Fury.
Morg. Thank you. Thank you.
Kappa-Hile-Len, S2K, D2A9, GoFundMe, ZKM, Aminin, Evladi, took y'all 10 fuck rounds.
That's Turkish, that's Turkish.
W, some sweet shit.
Liedmus. Yeah.
I can see why you don't have friends with that playstyle. I wouldn't either.
What the hell? Who's laughing now? You're your colleague.
Yes, he was. I have friends unlike you. That's right.
You said it yourself GG a little bit too easy insulting cheetahs always respectful always respectful. Thank you. Thank you
You're not even wishing them death. We flurry always wish them death like this is very
Yeah, I would never do that, bro. Okay, let's keep scrolling GG a little bit too easy mugged. I know that was not big as well
Wait, so you guys are fine. Why the same translate that let's see the Turkish stuff. Sorry don't don't don't
turn off the cheat what do you mean don't yeah but it's I don't know it
doesn't translate it what does it mean for you did to his name was that oh the
guy's name was that I wished him a happy birthday like happy birthday
okay that's nice that's nice it was birthday what else keep yourself safe
oh okay hold some yeah yeah you didn't try but you do try to win crazy okay
Latvian disgrace what I
Don't know but wait wait
They get the guy was from Latvia and he was cheating
No, you know you pissed the cheater off if you all just killed him one round
But you guys are all bombs mentally deficient. How are you this bad with cheats?
I mean, this is all respectful like it's just cheaters, bro
Like this is all fair play, bro. This is still this is still soft. You're your pussy, bro
I'm not gonna lie. You're the reason skins are tanking
Oh shit.
It's all Turkish like wholesomeness, bro.
You should skip this.
These are just nice words, nice words.
Okay.
Morg, morg, morg.
We have the keybinds, Borov Borska, Badoll team, Morgd, Hope team happy.
You guys are sniping.
Thank you guys for being honest and a good sport, all with the heart.
Thank you.
They were super nice.
I remember that game.
on Motherstay is crazy guys. Oh, this was Motherstay. Kim is listening. I'm not a
single bro. Who cheater he be talk. He don't cheat. I think really is cheating. Do
you like weed? You should try. You should try fend. What is this?
Okay, bro, you recommended to me the other day. Yes, yes, he did.
Zubau, Mogde, what's a job? Fair play. Yes he does. What's grass? Okay exposing himself.
Who cheater? Guys I tell him stop cheating. You're almost done Fury. You're almost done
here.
Actually?
Yep, actually. It only goes into five months. May God strike me down. I'm not. Real
cheater Dave. Mogde, Mogde, Mogde. Just spamming the keybind. Do you guys
Just like the new update, I can sing, okay, thank you, hi, Daddy Skrunk, what?
How are you?
Skrunk, Skrunk, the pro player.
Rocky, no shame, okay, Flowsie cheating, finally a cheat on my team, are you braindad,
he's walling, can you kill yourself, keep yourself safe, you guys are broke, bro you're
winning 7-1, what cheating are you talking about, Dave does, yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what is this?
It's uh, you know the plane the plane you know in the plane it says retard retard. You know I meant that I
Don't know what you mean, but okay. I'll let that stand
as
I don't know. I'm not gonna comment on that W bait lethal me who is it worth the $15 Spotify gift card
What I like and he's the goat. Oh, you don't know that no
There's a discord server. I
I should I should probably not say this. Oh my god. I know what you're saying. That's not okay. Okay. Yeah
Okay, I need Elo guys bro. Yo, she said that if we're thinking bro, you're sick in the head. What is this patience?
Who you talk to puppy who make you upset why I'm noob. Sorry. How do you that's it?
Yeah, yeah, okay, Fury
Okay, have you seen your own walks nothing nothing because I don't play the game
I don't have that feature yet all right all right all right oh my god the things
he says in deadlock I don't like I hope for his sake that this feature will never
be implemented on the man the moment it does you are you are done my friend your
career is gone translate the Turkish shit which one don't don't don't don't
what you mean okay okay I mean I can't even see it let's see this one right here
it's like I smelled you you skunk son of a bitch okay son of a bitch you're cheating
and think you're something special I'll fuck you in your family too you always
unfortunate but it's a cheater it's fine like that's fair like who said who said
Yo Sally one of my mods my hat mods. He called enemy team apes like he called
Yo, Sally, I did not expect that from you
I confronted Sally Sally said he will switch over to the insult dog
So yeah, I mean I'm keeping everyone accountable today, Furi your chat logs are fine your chat logs are fine
I did this you're proofed fury bro. Keep on typing keep on beaming
Best of luck on your primary inside
Yes, thank you, bro. Thank you.
Good luck, you too.
Alright, peace, peace.
Yes, see ya, man.
Bye-bye.
Yeah, I know he was scared of shit.
Alright, Chad! Who else? Who else? Who else?
Why is this so much fun?
Chad, I was the only one having fun, bro.
Oh, my...
The fact that no one knows what they talk, bro.
Arrow? Bro, arrow is a sweet heart, bro.
Check, Chad.
Should I check down on Arrow? Let me see.
Do I check on normally?
uh
i expected xgc to have some crazy ones but nothing nothing xgc is wholesome bro
all right i don't know if they actually play premiere just don't i have logs
she does what about arrow why is arrow saying next segment
Check stable Ronaldo, we can get several Naldos as well, fair.
Arrow logs loaded, suck, there's no going back now.
Stable Ronaldo steam, check Nadeshot, who are we forgetting chat, maybe some pro players
like Xaybu.
I want to check Donk as well, does he even play like Premier?
All right. This is loaded as well. Oh God, we're getting all the files right now. We
are getting all the files right now. Donk doesn't load. Why? Is this Donk notes? Yes,
it is. Wait, Donk? Why is Donk not loading? Um, chat, who else? We already did Nehmer.
We already did Nehmer. High vice. Uh, wait, I didn't check Jinxia, right? Mm, Jinxie
Steam is...
Gen, what is Jinx's Steam?
Is this him?
Oh, I haven't added this.
Junko...
Junko, you already know he's an actual...
Why the fuck is he Silver?
Silver one.
Let's start bollocks.
No chat history!
Fuck me in the ass.
Um...
High-vives.
Steam.
Alright.
Is this High-vives chat?
Uh...
is this high-wise no okay send me the links please Rob steam do I check Dima
chat suck well see one chat what's the one we can do our normally real quick
I normally think I normally just spams key mines bro like like like Fury the
hell is this background bro holy smokes holy smokes what the shit is this
bro check loba yo I want to check sparkles sparkles gonna be holds on the
ship bro sparkles steam like sparkles actually couldn't kill a fly like he's
too nice sparkles all right who else who else check R packs R packs steam
Vitality. Guys, JL doesn't... Oh wait, you're right. JL didn't load.
Suck. Is this him? Oh yeah, this. Petit Petit. No chat history, shard of chocolate.
Check who else. JL, JL types, maybe sometimes, like he does play Premier.
Hopefully, let's see. Could be only our against Chad. I did force him to play with me.
oh he types um 43 messages all right guys all right all right all right anyone else
uh okay
robs
oh only two matches he tied only in two matches this was three months ago
let's see also tyler one i will check yes
Hmm, Tyler wants to team suck.
Is this Mchat?
No way it is, number one player.
This is not him.
Is it?
Mods, please find this thingy.
This is Rob's Logs.
.ca from Canada.
.ca wears the best nature in Canada.
Yeah, I've seen it.
How many days needed?
Rob's B player, close.
My keyboard doesn't work.
Sorry, nice.
Had one for three months for one. Yeah, probably I don't play it though. Okay. Okay. Sorry robs
Just asking about the nature in Canada a little QD Petuny. All right. Who is this? This is
Unnormally, let's have a quick little look
Unnormally logs by the big butter bang. We have 140 messages. Why the fuck you ban cash bastard
You want to play the new map maybe for a video? That's fair. This was unreleased 44 days ago
Um luck is book of the dead. I don't know what that is you mama
me penis, okay
Buzz alright some copy paste dissing the mom of the enemy move. I have a kid
This was probably him on T side. It's the classic from 31
Year-old aunt question my question man after you want to have someone probably in OT
10 weeks streak is crazy work
enemy team had created like a crazy streak or something for playing counter-track
all type of inventory cheese bro look at this I activate I cheater white
timeout noob Finland strong true what country you guys are from enemy team
why disconnect why bad Zabax you sell white Lotus
bro it's making deals in premiere now this guy is a hustler bro bro picks up
a fucking ak world lotus and in premiere and ask instantly you want
to sell that she's I'm 31 years old 31 plus wall hack
WRAP GOING B, WRAP.
Good luck. Try to have fun.
Our green is cheating.
Getting into the hat. Hello boss. Nice skins.
Vice and fake. I have a power amp for fate. It's nice.
Niko, I like your skins.
Niko, I like your skins as shit.
Whoa.
You have to open door when flashing.
Sorry, I was plugging my sponsor.
Pirate swap.
No, imprimia is diabolical, bro.
Actually mad in voice.
Not lying.
Bro this guy is wholesome as hell. You're fighting against Americans now buddies Europeans. What the fuck is you again?
How the fuck kiss emoji of course American people in to talk about some onion rings
What?
Come ball machine. I feel like I don't fit in here your mama key bind classic. It's a I
Okay, your mama me penis
AI AI AI don't blow my cover someone called him out for being anomaly. You have slingshot feel tested
lag switch I
I got more on the back pocket where you came from that's it
Lude
Hold some as hell chat messages, bro. Okay, okay, okay?
Okay, normally, okay, normally
Okay, I'm on the lead. All right. What else what else that's really check casual casual assault some sparkles
Yo guys, I need a reason to roll real quick real quick real quick. Um, no, we should change
uh exposing everyone's s2 chat logs all right guys i need quick little read yourself okay i
need quick little reason give me 60 seconds i'll be back um count the time okay i got a banger song
for you uh end mods uh chat type who else you want to see bro okay and then i'm gonna open up that
link we're gonna expose everyone today i'll be every i'll be every gta trial and trials by the way
Six seconds starting.
No!
you
I promise, I promise it would be fast.
I got you.
Chet, why is it so much fun?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, just cracked my back.
All right.
chat how has no one been like crazy yet because the thing is like you feel safe
when you type in in CS chat you know what I mean like no one is behind the
scenes like like saying crazy shit right now
who was the craziest so far let's go
mmm come on let's only do a couple more
right sparkles sparkles is going to be
wholesome I think unless it's cheaters
because what does he do he loves the
game it's going to be same I think
like the other ones right chat boom
Thousand messages easy. Yup bump is a brother ha ha we could have it if we stuck it wrong side
But he still uses XD. This was 22 hours ago
That's kind of cute bro XD the camping as tea is strong with Toby just sit until time runs out every single round very boring
Players there's one man left homie. He's so nice just a little gg
Hello ZZZ, Camping Terrorists. The T-shirts were just camping.
Or Meg need the campers hard. Why is he so mad about people camping?
This is fun. Camping in CS is just normal bro, it's clever.
The same battlefield called Beautybro. Why is he getting so mad at campers?
What the hell? Why is that my rank? The comment was about you.
Oh my god, he's actually debating. Like a Roblox debate.
Haha, the way you're acting. 100% you're walling. Very aggressive, defensive.
It's very sad very sad behavior, but he doesn't even say kill yourself in game or anything
He's just disappointed
like a father
lol
Then stop cheating if you don't care to win why cheat so hard he's trying to understand it you cheated on this one too
Thanks for the command. You're great for 10k. Why is it 12k now?
Is that his rank? Yes, I asked the same question. Please don't cheat. Oh my says you always got the perfect reads
You're only looking exactly what people are don't seem to be making mistakes. He's just discussing with them
Other people easily your cheater your broke
Go keep yourself safe. Well, it's markets is like because he's unsure. You know, he's like, you know
If you're cheating man, stop cheating, bro
What you're gonna do with no cheaters is obviously warning very sad that you all sit and spawn and wait for him to return and carry you
Little rats. Whoa. Whoa
Sheesh. Okay, Spockles. Okay.
Bro, he's very wholesome. Gives money. What are these shots? Saves you exorcist.
Exorcist is a bit obvious. Who has trigger? It's like running your car into a crowd.
It's easy, but it's a scumbag move. What? It's a battle of who is willing to cheat harder.
Exorcist went more blatant. Sad life. Karma will come for you.
Our yellow is cheating and admits it. He has the worst cheats.
Pam. Hey, all pretty normal. Congrats. Eight hundred a knife.
Except, what? Did you give someone a knife?
Can you open that Bravo case for me? It's a fire star pen, do it.
Telling someone on the enemy team to open that Bravo case.
He was scouting the inventory, saw a Bravo case, and needs to know what's inside.
That's my boy. That's my boy. If there's a case, it has to be open, bro.
If you open it, and it's not a fire star pen, I'll do a knife trade up for you.
this is not a video right? this is you just did that off what's in the box
absolutely when did you get it as a drop I thought we were timing out for the
bravel drum roll unlucky sane that's a bravel you're never getting back what
let's find out what knife you're getting good luck $800 knife congrats is this
for a video chat no way this like is this for a video or did you actually
Just like give him a turn on your knife
Damn okay sparkles, okay
Can you stop killing me, please at least turn names off so you don't target me
Sheesh just camping random spots funny wasted your time
Okay
Hey, I mean, it's all nice. It's all nice wicked. How did you know calling out strings?
She's my Dutch bitch. No, she's my bitch. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, pretty questionable. Okay
Comments are in public gonna answer whoa whoa whoa. Oh my god. I thought it was like a Bitcoin address. What the hell?
But it's a report ID
It's two months ago. Hey, that's all that's all
That's all let me see. What's he talking smack?
Bills to pay just just that just said they're watching smoke bill to pay. Why are you still here?
Mine suck. They don't know check zigzag. I will in a minute chat if zigzag
Nah, if things are just having tons of shit, I will be like actually like surprised, bro
Because things like it's like the cutest guy, bro, right?
If he's saying crazy shit, I'm gonna be like, actually stop mucked
Hey, this seems out pretty fine, bro. I guess it's still love you. You're looking real silly damn, bro
Reported suck your blind. Yeah, hey, that's a pass right? That's a pass
Yeah, you in the chat if that's a pass. No, if it's not
This is all normal, bro.
And this is a lot of messages, bro.
This is a lot of stuff leaked.
We had five months ago. This is over half a year, bro.
All right, let me see.
Let me always search for, like, okay, man, easy, easy, easy.
I have to make sure. Imagine, like, oh my god, someone talks back behind me.
Y'all would cry.
All right, let's see. But that's also fair, you know.
Um...
Next.
Um...
Who did I say I would check chat?
Ah, yeah, Zigzag. Steam Zigzag. Zigzag loves Counter Strike. He's playing off-stream a lot.
What is the Steam? What is the Steam? I'll check error afterwards.
Zigzag. What the fuck is the Steam? It's in Canvas. Thank you, bro.
Tim the Tatman. Tarek.
Tarek
Can you post him again? I don't see him Sally zigzag
Mots we need better comes nuts
Sally belly
Thank you. I took a go suck. This is zigzag. This is zigzag
Chad, what do you think? What do you think? What do you think?
We already check Ludwig guys. We already take Ludwig
Ludwig had some... I don't know if it was for video, but he was typing some stuff.
Alright, here we go. Ziggy Zaggy. Ziggy Zaggy. With a Chinese meme profile picture.
Alright, let's see, let's see, let's see. Yeah, this is what I expected, bro.
This is what I expected. Zigzag, I know him as the most wholesome sweet as guy, bro.
He's just playing Geo Gaster, bro. Plays Counter-Strike on the side.
good luck have fun good half beaver gg good half gg oh my god this little
cutie bro good half gg good luck have fun gg bro that's so cute bro it
Darius day what the fuck is Darius day I bought it for 500 users asking
answering questions somebody asked me what it's knife subglacer we made a
mistake we don't like girls wait what good half lol good luck have fun good
half gg good luck have fun good half gg yeah look at this look at this bro this
is cute bro this is cute bro I have to screenshot this look at this bro this
not supposed to be bro this is how it's supposed to be bro and we said
jink what jink see the mink see appreciate the rate what the fuck is
this hey you're still live by the way your girl you're still life I sometimes
make that same mistake you have to close your OBS thank you for the right
yeah I know okay okay I appreciate that right thank you very much good luck
in your next stream, alright? Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, bye bye. Alright. Okay,
she knew. Um, what else? Good luck. GG. What's his name? Jeff, what is beaver? Is that,
is beaver an insult? Is that like an Australian insult, bro? It's an animal. Yeah, no shit,
But why is he keep saying beaver?
Nice Nate nice flash yo zigzag what I have to call him about this. This is too wholesome
What the almost called zigzag six seven classic
Bro
Wait, what time is it for him?
Fuck.
He typed.
Can you wait five minutes?
Only five minutes.
Ah, easy, easy, easy.
Jeb, we go back to six seconds a minute, okay?
Oh, actually no, maybe we find something that we can ask him about.
Good luck.
Look at this!
Good half-GG, good half-GG.
I didn't reach out.
My bad.
Thank you.
Oops.
You party blocked him. Yes, sir. We need comes
But I could never be this sweet bro, what the fuck man
So this makes me happy bro like exposing people for their sweetness, you know, I mean
But I don't want this to be like us like exposing someone for like some bad like this is look at this, bro
This was shrimp is very now. They know you're good guys gg. Thanks guys
Oh my god. Good half gg beaver. Good half gg. Hi. Good half good half gg
Thank you. Thank good. Have a fucking oji have
Good half GG good luck. Have fun good have G
Calm down now calm down now why not good games exact why not good game?
Huh?
Toxic side slipped out of him a little bit. Good luck. Have fun good half GG
Maybe had a bad day. Good luck. Have fun GG good half good half. What?
But good luck, good luck at fun, good half, good half.
If it wasn't a good game, Gertie doesn't say anything bad, he doesn't say bad game, he just doesn't say good game.
Like, you know, he can't say something toxic.
He's just not saying nothing then.
He just keeps it inside, like if he's mad, is he even mad in these situations?
He just doesn't want to say good game because it wasn't.
Lol, good half, lol, GG, he's just having fun.
Good half, GG, get letified.
no there has to be one toxic thing like i tilt so much and see us
sit yo yo yo yo chill chill chill what the hell
Well, that's a little bit far, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Well, she won the lottery though. Hi, good luck, have fun, GG.
Bro, what? Guys, this is motivating me right now to be a little bit like more nice in this
world, bro. You feel me, bro? Chad, are your logs like this? I'm not checking your
guys this locks right now but are they like this or no
all right let me see it's exact typing oh no no no the calls in it yes spreading
hate is good bro I crashed out like I mean again bro I don't think I type
crazy as well but this is the I don't have like this like this is wow like in
In my logs you would find something.
We are an Indian Polycule, I don't know what that means,
to teach you some history to the enemies.
Unlucky good half, good luck have fun, GG, GG, GG, GG.
Word.exe, beaver.
Wait, does he call cheetahs beavers?
I think so.
Jonathan, it's me, Benjamin Reichwald.
I don't know what that is, maybe he met some friends.
Bro, you're too good, why am I playing against you?
Lol.
Shit called, he never even,
Now they know Cheetahs in Australia.
Chad.
Good luck, have fun.
Good half, good half, good half.
Nice shots.
Beaver.
I think it's what he calls cheaters, right?
That's it.
Not one insult.
Unless Beaver means like some crazy shit in fucking Australian, bro.
But I don't think it do.
I don't think it do.
Bro, I think he's winning today for Qtas Chadlocks.
Chad, we have to.
zigzag
Hello
Yo, you're not aware of what I just did, but I'm fucking surprised to ship row click my screen share right now bro
So something happened overnight at website appeared where you can look at
Everybody's is premiere counter strike logs for the past half a year
nah
And zigzag that's a risky thing it is a risky thing other people they were telling the enemy team to keep themselves safe
They were calling them broke boys all that type of stuff like happy that capitalism exists train wrecks shout out
My mod called enemy team apes zigzag. I checked half a year of your logs
What am I looking at?
Bro, I'm just a chill guy, I'm just there to enjoy it.
Bro, I couldn't have found, I couldn't find anything!
This is 138 matches!
Yeah, I'm just chillin' bro.
Bro, what does beaver mean?
Okay, beaver is the name of my friend, and we just always type that in chat, but he's actually the one who made us the case script which we're playing tonight.
Wait tonight
Well, if you want to play that I gave you three options of things we could do
But the case the Geregas a case script is made by beaver. Oh
Shit wait, but it's hella late for you know, I think another day may be better or
Whatever I got up super late today, bro. I can I can play for some
Really? Oh shit, I was just messaging you like yo like
Like in the upcoming days, I didn't okay. Okay. Uh, I'm down. We can do something GT
I try to release this in two hours. So if we do it like
Once I'm done with this exposing everyone then we hop in. All right
Bro so far you win being the sweetest guy ever look at this like the only such thing that I found like what did you mean by this?
What oh no, I
Fucked up
No, no, no, I
I close the tab accident.
Maybe I don't want to see it.
No, no, no. It's not bad. It's not bad.
I mean, it is pretty bad for your standards, bro.
Come on, please.
Control-Shift-T.
Wait, I got it. Ziggsack.
This is the craziest shit that I found in your logs.
And I want you to address this one, alright?
Uh-huh.
What?
What the fuck is this? Shackles recalibrate?
Here.
You set on yoke in round 13, sit.
I'll read that out.
I have an explanation.
It's actually not BM.
OK, listen.
I have one friend called Beaver,
and I have another friend called Cher.
You can check my Steam friends list.
It's the truth.
And sometimes, if he's doing well, I will tap sit.
but it's not me getting the kill, you know, it's him.
So Chia is playing in this game?
Let's see.
Should be.
There's no way, bro.
Is he one of those guys?
Damn!
Okay, normally if I've ever typed in,
it would be with him, but no.
I was playing in North American servers
with the Geer Guessable Champion, Robby C.
Snake, Zach.
Okay, that actually...
That's too far, man.
You need to share, bro.
Okay, that actually was BM.
All right, and then I found this.
What is this?
I don't know.
Then, okay, I think that's all.
I think that's all.
Zigzag, these are the nicest log.
Wait, then I found, what is this?
We don't like curls.
Zigzag.
Um.
This is recent, dude.
Don't you have it like that?
I would do the relationship.
Yeah, but this game I matched against my high school friend.
That's how small Australian servers are.
Oh, shit.
I matched it.
That's his name.
I can't remember why I wrote that.
This is too funny, bro.
Just looking at all the logs.
All right, hey, that's literally all I got, bro.
That's literally all I got.
Like, bro, this is the nicest logs ever, bro.
Like, literally.
We saw some crazy shit earlier, bro
Alright, alright
Like yeah, bro, you literally look at this like old speeder track beaver nice flash nice Nick good off good game
Like what are we saying?
Okay
Wait, should I say something? What does he say you said we an Indian pulley cool. What is that?
Polly cool. It's like a like a polyamorous relationship like a bunch of people in a polyamorous relationship
I think I want speaks for itself. I don't think I need to explain. Okay, easy
I don't know what it means shed was just pointing out. All right zigzag you passed the test broke like with fucking
Triple stars man as being the nicest guy so far by far. All right
um
Then we'll see each other in 30 minutes. You want to hop into Geo guess, huh?
30 works. Okay. I'm done. All right. See you then bro. Peace peace peace peace peace peace peace
All right. Fuck Jed. I messaged him before the stream. Yo, let's do when are we doing geo and
And apparently it's today.
Let's do it.
I'm done.
We have time before GTA, right?
GTA starts in 1 and 1 1⁄2 to 2 hours.
Yeah, yeah, easy.
All right, we can do season 2 tomorrow.
Actually, no, tomorrow's fishing.
Chad, who else?
Who else?
We have to go fast.
We only have 20 minutes, because I also read just
before.
Check Squishy.
Should I check Tim?
Let me check Tim.
Does Tim play Offstream? I think Tim only plays Onstreamer.
Check Arrow. Wait. I have not checked Arrow yet. Am I stupid?
Oh God. Okay. And Mooda didn't work yet. You're right.
Guys, I need Mooda's link.
Mods, please post it. This is not Mooda, I think.
Right? Oh, it is.
Owner is going to check your CS messages. It's over for you.
what the hell I mean let's see bro no I forgot it doesn't work guys why does
mood are not work does he have that the cheat like to not show it
oops can I be such right
Oh, if I start shooting.
Fanaty Mooda.
He doesn't show up, right?
Direct lookup.
This player has no tracked stats when he doesn't play.
Okay, that's kind of sus.
All right, let's see.
This is Arrow.
Arrow was scared, someone said.
Why would Arrow be scared?
Let me see. Did Arrow type that?
chat how far back does the history go same worry that fury had arrow fury was fine yet
fury had the same worry I think you're gonna be chilling as well bro it's only six months
let's see let's see let's see let's see here we go here we go I got you no way your stream
sniping after I signed oh he's just sad guys just accepted you're gonna lose wait
chill bro no need to stretch it out Evelyn toggling wouldn't save you why are you talking smack arrow
where you guys the ones who carried me guys let us win update just robbed
bro was trying to pop on the stream bro that's funny thanks big T ace did he rage quit bro
quit the game too Chrissy were you on jeopardy what guys don't heart just
cheat we don't care whoa whoa what do you mean by that just graduated from
pleasure
I'll eat that ass bro I'll eat that ass bro
This is only 30 days ago.
Arrow, I'm gonna turn on the screen share. You already know what time it is.
Suck.
Wait. Alright.
Arrow, don't be worried, alright?
A lot of other people have made it out of this. You will make it out as well.
But you may have some explaining to do, okay?
Yeah.
It doesn't go far like that far back right the logs
Oh, it was half a year back half a year would say
Around half a year my friend
Okay, okay, okay
What what am I in trouble for right now so far nothing so far nothing we're gonna try to find that out
Okay, are you watching the screenshot?
Yes, all right here we go. Let's go over this
380 messages over the past year.
This is the first incident that I saw.
Just graduated from pre-registering your mom.
Yeah.
So that, I had my username as,
I just graduated and they wondered why.
And I said that.
Ah, okay.
Yeah.
That's fine.
Now let me win, sup.
And, oh my God.
I don't know why I got scared for such a thing.
Oh my God.
All right.
Trial B, loser, hide and spawn, careful, we might die.
Oops, uninstall, pretty toxic, but it's all still fine.
Odyssey not being the last time,
last one time mission impossible,
I don't know what you're yapping about.
He was baiting his team.
No, he was baiting his team.
That's why I said that.
Who's the leader is that with the reason, bros?
Literally nerving out all the skins.
Get letify, get leti...
Why is everyone saying that?
Someone else also said that.
There's a new meme where if someone gets a knife, you say, get leadify.
I don't even know that.
Hell, bro, I'm so out of it.
Thank you.
What?
Uninstall.
Zero IQ.
Luck-based player.
Find a new game.
OK, arrow.
Comp sci-fi, 1,200.
These are asking for your sense, maybe.
If I win, what sign?
That's like, what is he studying in college?
Jack.
I want 25k, I paid 500. Priming is free.
Buzzerite.
Hey, hey, yeah, re-tap.
Have you hit 30k yet?
Jockey, yogurt, dead.
Enjoy 19k, little gup.
Dead?
Oops, good luck, have fun.
Don't cheat in this game if you have cheats.
OK, now you guys have advantage.
Let's play for legit 45.
OK, I'm sorry.
They were cheating on us.
Oh.
Yeah?
They were cheating on us, trying to be like, yo,
let's not cheat anymore.
Let's just play fair and it actually worked it actually worked Chet says you're nervous are you nervous?
Patshah think what the five gifted I?
Just don't know
Yeah, like I just don't know you know
What if my friend hopped on my computer on with something? Yeah, let's find out we will see
Alex you're not gonna be playing better than me for long, but okay
two months chicken jockey over chicken buzzer right you should be afraid that
your logs are cringe bro like there's no good like there's nothing tossing
them what is this chicken jockey over chicken my username was chicken jockey
okay okay I'm not walling guys chill okay buddy green energy report you
please let's get him banned for sale if you let me buy it okay okay just buying
some skins a nice shot so I keep playing just quit I want 25k you're 30k
already okay great play big shorty buzzer queue up again need more free
Lilo bros projecting says you having a little of an argument there ignore him. What is this the triangle in the circle?
She's your name. I don't even know no no ho what?
What is it must have you know his name must have been no ho okay, let me figure that out
I'm gonna click on the game. Oh, no
All right, let's see for username ho
There's always the user name.
Oh my God.
It was, it was.
Okay, okay.
Oh my God, yeah.
All right.
Oh.
Solid thread, good half GG.
Very old son so far.
Looking for Pookie more like looking for children.
What?
Time to find a new game, pal.
Okay, I'm calling you a pedophile, that's all.
Okay, let's have a good game.
Just win without cheat.
Then you can brag to all your friends, Clara the cat.
Could you keep the cheetah that would be great?
Did you tilt out?
No.
Howdy, dirk one more.
I'm dierking one.
What is dierking?
Oh, drink.
I was telling him to get drunk so we could win.
Were you drunk yourself?
No.
I'm drinking one right now.
Let's go.
OK, maybe I won.
Yeah, you know what's crazy.
I checked Clara's logs, bro.
He is always drunk and playing like bro, it's like beer, beer, beer, beer, bro.
I'm a chud, boss, alright.
Six, seven, oh my god.
I wonder if Crazy will be last alive this round.
Lol, uninstall.
Okay, your ass and should die.
What?
In game or?
In game, in game, because he had like zero deaths or something.
All right, all right your tier three you are fifth
Yo, this was your toxic era not one nice thing. This is what I was going for 25 to you
Okay, different breed and arrow comes out XT. Ahaha so good keep cheating see what happens
Nothing
What is for a threatening with
Your brain doesn't exist
Zero mum you wouldn't even get oh my god
Oh my god.
On this Dastugay Mero in OT.
Ugly ass.
Soggy your mom, nor dad loves you.
Soggy might be time to end it.
Oh my god.
I'm prepared for your children.
But you did say kapa chungus, which
means you meant it as a dog, right?
Like saying kapa?
All right, all right.
Oh my god.
Why are we checking these, bro?
Oh, we went to double OT. I'm scared to go to double, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, no.
Unlike your cars, so bad they are so good. That's it. That's it. That's all pretty fine. I'm not gonna lie.
You didn't say anything? Too crazy.
Okay, I'm lucky. I'm baking. He's hooked up to an iron lung. I don't know what that means.
I literally said that was a nice shot.
High heart, noobus.
Oh, my God.
Matt have fun mad need wins touch my bullets what
you type all of this
to six kilos yep your mom oh my god not a bad game you always crush it in OT
our odds always the OT having you your ass is grass what enjoy 6k for your
whole life no difference sit marty estimator find a new game this ain't it oh my god yes
ass how is noah doing how darios ff that was an old friend i'm not oh my god crazy inventory
okay no way jose i got you you did nothing wrong shush you are bad you'll calm down
timeout please sticker price reset please it's about to reset like what the
clone shop was about to reset I was asking for a timeout well we had that
before like before I called you it was like you guys let's finish the game
update is on like what why dry oh my I thought I read something else I love
E code to K. Let me see the AK. How much train gang W gold gold gold. Shut up. S D pot
is this USB for sale. Time out. Shut up. Whoa. Shut up. White boy. Must have been his name.
That must have been his name.
Let's see, on Office.
Let's have a look.
Let's see.
It doesn't show that also counts.
It's Schrodinger's cat.
That's how it works.
OK, what do you mean?
If you type like a white part, I don't know what you mean by that.
No, no, no.
If it doesn't show their user names,
then that also means that it could be.
Fair, fair, fair.
I'm going to let that sit for a second.
I don't think it loads right now.
Okay, we're good. His name must have been white boy.
Let's see.
Click on players, maybe.
Are you chilling right now?
Or maybe his inventory was like white themed?
Cuppi, Cuppi, Cuppi, Cuppi.
We can check that later.
Shut up, white boy, bro, thinks he's tough, okay?
Bro, even like, why would you...
Bro, you are like you yourself like are you not like are you like you are you right?
I'm uh, I'm I'm like I'm a little bit white. Yeah, what? So it's okay. Okay
I what else? Um, okay. You are idiot calm down arrow. Nice imagine
Arrow
Is that his name imagine being that guy I think so I think his name was
Okay, okay, we're gonna check that
Minus Mexican she is what you know what that I don't know what that even means
That was a 30 seconds. No hacking, please. Diddy blood bars are a real girl
arrow
Heart emoji this four months go remember. I don't eat bugs. Okay, dude
Straight up lying guys. Let's all go play among us down. You wanted to play with randoms among us in premiere
Okay, you're not getting a knife badass yo what?
That must have been his name that must have been his name
No
Okay, I appreciate that okay appreciate that it's okay over time. It will go up
helping with
Skins Jimbo slice got sliced almost done arrow. Look. We're almost at the bottom high gold gold gold. That's my boy
Thanks 1v3 not 1v1 idiot stick to your mom's basement. Okay. I think I'm doing better than you
Ego coming out. That's fine. Nice cheats. Stop sniping cringe guys. Please. I need one round like
Actually, I'll do anything. Oh my god. You have to plant, you know
Heart why why why you're tilting in your teeth? Probably me. Yes. Ha ha ha
That's it. Oh my god
Yes, bro. That is it. All right. Let's see if the guy was called. That was not that bad
No, it's actually fine. Like this is very nice. These logs are full fine, bro. Full fine
You have to check friends logs on stream, brother. Funny as hell
Every game is saying like I'm a billionaire like I can spend my time to catch a band
Oh, they're full fine, bro. They're full fine actually bro
Hey, I was worried because when I was going for 25 key elo things got really bad, but I guess they weren't it was okay
It was okay
Hey, this is full five months, bro. I'm not one incident not one crazy incident, bro
Very nice arrow very nice. Keep it up. We're looking forward for your streams. All right
Hey, thanks for thanks for making sure I'm good to go
Of course, all right approved arrow. Peace. Enjoy your sleep, bro. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. All right. See ya
W arrow guys everyone is clean so far bro. Everyone is clean so far
Do we check someone else boys do we check someone else?
Guys we check actually actually has nothing on him nothing
nothing. Actually nothing bad literally. We already checked. He only plays deadlock.
If deadlock chat would be open, then we may be talking. Not in CS, bro. Yeah, it didn't
really play a lot. Chat, who else? Who else? Check Loba, check Dona. Oh god, let me check
Dona. Dona is a sweetheart, right? Let's see. Dona is a sweetheart. Suck. And Motsiji
He sent me Tyler one.
Repost the link if you have it please.
All right, this is Dona.
Let's see.
Did she type?
Yes, she did.
172 messages.
Let's see if we have to call.
All right, what do we have?
Gigi, I don't know, bro.
Anything else you want to say?
Kiviridu, he bots.
OK.
Dona talking trash.
calm down don't know. GG dot P G G G G what the hell she sweet herself G G G G real G
G G G why so mad sit down boys no one is cheating with bro or Royce and what's his
name don't diffuse buzzer right at last round she said GG five times and that's it yo GG
calm down his pride month what is the cure GG GG can you call timeout GG great
eco guys oh sorry okay watch out now GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG that's because
you were toxic it's car what do you mean karma bro don't know three knife tells so
far GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG by the way Wow so
mean I noticed since you got equaled by us that you started lacking in team play maybe
think about that for a little chill what the hell attacking the mentally okay donna who
buys a dealer on pistol round question mark why so toxic better focus on killing than
being funny sheesh thank you G but still says GG thank you bro so try hard in wheel
spinning gaga gaga gg afk google fast w ruska pathetic gg come push again ha ha ha noobs ha ha
okay guys w donor on the chat hello pokemon fan what yes what about you are you tier one or tier
three sub what okay chat i wasn't playing with her bro this is not me bro this is not me this is
is not me. Tier 3, 9-year Pokemon sub. Wow. I'm loyal to my queen. Buzzerite. Who the
fuck is the one I'm playing against? And she didn't say anything after that. Good fight,
good fight. GG, GG. Can you stop cheating? Please so we can have a fair game. Oh,
stop snapping right now. It's really unpolite. What the hell? What the hell? Why is
She's so nice. I had a headache gg accident cue blue trolling
Cry more yes, it's cheap. No for real. I'm not cheating. You know, no one is calling you cheat. I don't know no front
What is fentanyl fetus? Did your mom do this uninstall cheese Jesus?
GG GG wipe H your team on B. Why is Ram not watching mid-push? Why is the toxic?
Yeah, she's talking about why is it I'm trying to improve your team play so you win
no okay toxic sad face good half why are you so mean enemy team okay sorry I
will open a case for you and if I get a gold you get it Frosty the hell I'm
lucky she got a blue AFK GG good luck guys I good luck next game guys hope you
win for real she's so sweet that's it W mother suckin dona W mother suckin
Dona so old some so old some chat are there any more people that we have to
check
JL the jail still not load but did you just not have logs I can't remember
mod semi-jail again please let me close everything who was this this week did
Who is this? This is just a page. This is just a page page page page
Fake Tyler one check zontics, please guys. No way zontics types. No way zontics plays from yeah, right?
Zontics I'm happy to have eyes. This is something's holy profile. What the hell just a view
Just an aware view. Yeah, yeah, bro. He doesn't play nothing tracked nothing tracked
um steam high-wise mod send me high-wise again please wait this is jail so you have to send
me steam profile I think check PSP does PSP play off stream let's see boom
JL, I think we, oh, did we check out? No, we didn't check. JL chat logs. Here we go.
43 out of 19 matches, more than I thought. Are you going to watch the trailer, the GTA
6? Yes. It's in two hours. We're going to watch it. My Netflix is ready. I already
tested it. I can stream it on stream. GG. Thank you, thank you. Great game. Gifting
knives for kicking him cheat on enemy team I agree good half guys I'm sorry
bro GG pricked up for real but check it's all nice sub bro shut the fuck
okay maybe not full nice but nothing full toxic shoot tomorrow probably said
that to me aware damn in a pox toy team manage emras what does it mean we
We don't know.
Yes, haha.
Yeah, you can do it, bro.
Nice shot, Gigi.
Nice shot, Washington.
Good half, Gigi.
Notice, huge fan.
Hi, bro.
Thank you, Gigi.
Gigi, Gigi.
That's it!
Double you fucking JL!
He also passes the MotherSuckin' test!
Shit, not one person has failed the test.
We have not seen one, like, Tossword or anything.
I'm expecting it, but you know what I mean like this is half a year of chat logs in CS and no one knows that this is being tracked
Check loba. Oh god
Lobon jica
Is this him your mom? No, it's him
Guys, I know if loba places to replace he plays CS go no
What is that's him tell me see
Lobo loba's like the number one CS to hater
What is the link again bro? I forgot I'm actually Brandon
High-wise thank you
Suck
Let's see low about chat logs and then let me check high-wise
High-wise plays off stream. I think so you may have something suck check Peter, but I think he plays. Yes
Alright, let's see
This is lower
166 messages. Let's see
Fuck
Done your piece of shit you snipe why you snipe pussy gg nice mom look you more and sticky me liar
Ananim your mom pussy. I'm not going to check the other
Santar is your father ha ha ha
Best love you ever best teammates ever hold some mama sit there is so hot. I have bono from just hearing hot talk
really bro why are you being weird bro I'm serious I've never had such a nice
voice oh my god I'm not but she is hot doesn't doesn't have a girl bro good
half guys agreed easy game your mom under my table knock knock go play
face it with your mom under my table okay what oh my god my bro watching from my
bro watching from me too but I have to check tiktok to understand what the
fuck is happening in the series jade can you pull your dick out of my ass please
it is I swear I stopped my gamba at night and I insta watch ladies episode
what talking about some Netflix of course last night right after gamba you're
mm-hmm if my man loves hot girls she's the hottest
Sarah got something strange check Sarah Instagram what I like him but Sarah
check her Instagram she's the hottest okay do bastard he's talking German he
means you bastard thank you zashka hotty you're why is he a bro is he a
Why is he always like harassing girls bro chill chill like bro like get a girl from my jeep
Mid very open anyone holding mid. Yes, bro
Just a masjga. I don't know what this means
Sad face hello guys feather brain dead
Problem is still sub tick when you get higher ping you can you can feel the problem
Lord, he's just annoyed by sub tick
Thank you, bro. Do you guys feel any difference with this update?
Love is actually curious
Like maybe he doesn't want it. Maybe he doesn't want to hate on CS 2. It just is as chat is CS 2 still as or no
Because Loma keeps crashing out on CS 2
But it has gotten better. I think he also acknowledged that right? I don't know. I haven't caught up
Yes, still dog shit. Hmm
Gold gold
Don Julio, I can't sign brother. It's locked. Sorry was running to be good half boys
Oh, ah nice Loba. Who's sheet on our team? I want to give him knife. What?
Who's she down our team I want to give him knife skin. What the hell is this?
Bro does he want to use to to be ass or the pros and dosing cheats?
It could be some other shit though. I'm gonna check those logs for a quick
Probably a different timeline
0 6 talking
Take is left 0 when you get killed doll bow
Pashul now who we bought Lizzie Moish Len are not just shedding those teammates
Congrats you trash now on itself 1 and 13 Lizzie Schlen. Please kick this bot doll bop Zavali blah blah blah
Where's the thing this is not too bad?
Hello guys Toyota Matt gosh layer
That's it
Lobar kind of passes the test but needs to stop harassing those right?
All right chat who else bro. I want to give him knife skin Dio give it to me, and then you probably just reported him
alright, alright, alright
Let me see. This is high-wise. Okay, let me check high-wise real quick, okay suck
We already check lemon Morrison casual and actually see we already did that. Ah here we go. Um should I check them again?
Wait, who is this? Hi guys! Shit players, yawn. Left click, bro. I mean do something.
Boss. Shit. Leaf. Horrible players. Easy. Yo wake up. Losing eco with full buy. Shit players.
What are you doing? Dude, dude are you gonna play the game without dying? Ali left click.
Left click brother. Don't lose this Hassan. Post plant. What are you doing Hassan?
what was his name actually a son or was it like
mark shoot back are you shaking just watch leave the game you already lost
waste of time you guys are shit you know that you type a lot in this game
please this is pve zombie mode what the fuck 20 IQ oh he crashed out this
game. Call me daddy you can't do shit.
Oh my god.
Bro you guys got to kill us to win. Call me daddy you can't do shit. I told you just
leave the game. Oh my god. Save data. Shit players, shit players. You threw the game.
Cheaters shit players. That's it high-vives also passes the test just crashing out on some
This name was a son just crashing out on some on some cheaters and bad players. That's fair. That's fair
Check anyone else or no we already check forson. Um, are we missing anyone?
Check Joe Bart. I think Joe Bart only opens cases. No, no fraud. Joe Bart steam. Is this him?
Pay the most show. Classic. Is this him, Chad? Yes. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.
Check Monizzi. Monizzi steam. We already checked simple, right? Yeah, we did.
Monizzi, this is real Monizzi. Suck.
All right, here we go. Joe Bart.
12,000 Edo, facing level 4. No, no, no, I think he never played, but 12k Edo. That's pretty bad.
Let's see. Check. Better than Ludwig though. Oh, he does type!
Joe Bart 230 messages he typed in chat but what did he type and now I lock in now y'all
got FF G G this dude guy is an idiot whoa whoa whoa what a jackass am I right y'all know
MrBeast. Okay, let's try to flex. Nice try. This game is unreal. True. You guys are five
stick. You guys follow MrBeast. Why is he keep talking about MrBeast? Benjamin, fuck him,
is actually Nolan from MrBeast. What? He's willing to get some of you guys on a video.
Did he actually pair with Nolan? Do any of you happen to be survival experts? Bro,
he's just discussing like random shit with him, like on stream, like he's just yapping with
them Pablo please knife fight in middle in route six the game's changing either
adapt or you get out check is this hit or no before like we have to know this is
Joe Barono some people said yes
We don't know 500 games, so maybe we can check the logs if we don't know if it's in guys.
You know what I mean?
I don't want to put words into people's mouth.
This is his profile pic, Wallahi?
This was four months ago though.
Top right check, check for profile picture.
Fuck, here.
Noooo, camera buff.
Mmm, we can't see the rank.
Guys, is that him or no?
18 reviews. Great game. Good game. It's him, I checked another vote. Alright, alright,
it's confirmed. Let's see, let's continue. Then we can continue. Alright, let's see.
Pablo's not an adapter. I'm 6 foot 1 table turn here. What? Now you're all a cony.
give us a couple of rounds. Y'all are turbulent. Whoever the dude sitting back
beers, your microwave dirty and you smell like blue cheese. Chill Joe. What the fuck?
Why is he crashing out so much? Good half. Alright W. Bro, Bro got Juand. Give the
op to Juand. Who's Juand? RRW, 0-4. Yep, the gun that's been thrown is over.
Enter the red mode. Peter Teal, please. Okay, it was guy play guy named Peter Teal
I think
Great game this far guys. I really mean it
Game is chopped
Unbelievable cohesion Kamuti has sucks the life out of this team
No, I'll be sad if Joe would say that on my team jog by like dragon fucking wet cement
Let's just say we are locking in you awoke the demons inside me winnable winnable
I used to use the same pfp knife fight mid our teammate is sniping
Are you guys cheating by cheating? Radar's alarming?
Insolusor as well. We have banished Coyola from the island
Loser. I'm a better terrorist. What we're Walmart guys. Of course. We're gonna smell the febrize cans
You guys clearly shop at fucking loaves
Guess I don't understand it's American banter bro. It's loaves another supermarket
I'm a Walmart guy. Oh my god, bro jokes jokes. Yo, you all are not fun to play
So how's your oldest night?
huge
if your top frag
Did not mean to press W. Tung Tung Tung
We are terrorists, of course we rush A side round one.
Lucking out with a smurf, or you're just bad.
Inspirited bush is our teammate.
Learn how to spell idiot.
TTV Jinxie, I think he was playing with Jinxie.
Sit.
Hey, it's all pretty fair.
I'm gonna tweak.
Wet and sloppy, I dislike you going mid with AWP.
How many flashes?
You're jarring your dog.
Snoopy got bricks for hands.
Ha, ha, ha.
Your big bro, get on the keys, Fluffy.
You're Fluffy.
Your butt is dead in your PFP.
Your fart, fart clutch.
What?
Your chat, I'm getting a headache
from reading so many messages.
It's like reading a book, bro.
I need a break.
Oh my God.
This is the last person, bro.
This is the last person.
Unless you have one more,
you can vote on one last person, one last.
Cause we also, like, we're gonna hop into
GeoGuessUp, bro, in a minute.
Show feet and 30 viewers buzzer, right?
That's it, bro.
W Joe, W Joe.
All right, all right.
Guys, I think that's all.
I think that's all.
Mm, stay Ronaldo.
Wait, have a nut check, stay Ronaldo.
Stay Ronaldo is the actual last.
Then we hop into G-U-S-R.
Oh, bro.
Che, why do I feel right now so weird
after reading so much?
My brain is on fire, bro.
Oh my God.
I need like fresh air, bro.
We're lying.
Oh my god
All right, so Ronaldo here we go
Stay
No, it shows everything with T.M. Akela look your neurons activated brah. I'm actually having a headache right now. I'm not gonna
only two messages
Question mark and ff
Nah, that's all, unless you have one final final person.
We already checked Dona, oh my god my brain hurts, I need to play some song to let my
brain cool down.
Wait find a CS Dev, Fury that's clever, mods link me all the CS Devs right now.
if I have a singular message only some at one g we also need to check oh my
body is hot in right now I'm I read too much I read too much oh my god there's
like no oxygen right now no oxygen bro
it's a that's we check on the numbers even CS devs don't play CS wait does
Gabe noob will play. Gabe noob. Imagine Gabe noob will type GG or something. I would cry, bro
There will be a tear dropping down my leg, bro
Is this game in one plus one equals three? No way it is, bro. Now. This is not this is okay. That's not getting
Yeah, this is definitely not game. What the fuck is this?
All right, all right a rotech game in buzzer, right?
Okay
chat when does GTA trailer release
in like one hour right let me see if my Netflix actually works I subscribe today
I prepared for a stream for once jet WI where I can kill their own thing that
works check can you see when I start up this day because they have like
something anti-the job over us you see this or no you see this or no we see
We're the pokes in our mission this summer is to have you see this yes or no do you see this yes or no?
Yes, okay
W then we're ready to watch the GTA trailer
If you didn't know the GTA trailer is gonna be on Netflix and
I think I'm allowed to show it right. I'm paying 10 euros a month
I'm allowed to show it to my to my viewers and make millions with videos, right?
Oh my god
An extended look
Oh my god
How long is this gonna be Chad? It doesn't say
Oh my god, genreist crime films. This film is rousing imaginative
See the premiere of an extended look at GTA 6, the next evolution in the groundbreaking
Grand Theft Auto series on August 27th.
It's 26 minutes long.
Wait, so we're gonna see gameplay.
An extended look.
Yo.
I haven't seen a single leak, by the way.
I actually looked away.
I didn't check my Twitter.
I reported those posts because fuck that leaker bro
fuck that leaker bro allegedly is german guys
allegedly he's german bro
um... i have not seen a single leak
that ass
on my mom's life i haven't seen a single leak
like maybe a picture but i always skip like any video
alright
let's go
guys this is gonna start
this is gonna unlock
um...
in an hour and then we're gonna watch it live
uh... i don't know if i will get better you should i don't know if i will get
banned on uh...
onto which i think no i think they said that it's fine
at least i hope so
alright it's time for some geogasso boys
for the first time in months it is time to whip up a good old geogasso with
my boys exact are you ready on a
ready or not
here i come
let me call my boy
ziggy zaggy
my hat is buzzing bro my hat is buzzing
Hello
Yo zigzag bro my head is busted do you read books bro? No
I really read anything. I listen to audio books sometimes though fast
Bro you gotta read books bro you gotta read books. I know I actually want to actually want to
Well, you're just a player like it keeps your brain fresh like active like sharp. You know what I mean
No, I'd sign myself.
I'm one of those GeoGuessor players who's just very like ADHD.
I just like to get to the next round.
I just play super quick all that.
Mmm, I see, I see.
Some of my GeoGuessor boys, they're really taking their time reading all the signs.
I bet they could sit down with a book, you know.
Oh, all right.
Yo, ZigZag, bro.
This, what, do, do, again, I, Chad, if you didn't know, I messaged ZigZag before
this stream and I was like, yo, you want to do something like, and GeoGuessor,
when are we hopping in?
I guess we're doing it now bro, it's exact, but I have nothing prepared, I have nothing prepared bro.
Yeah, I have to, I, sorry, I mean, I didn't know when you were talking about, but I leave to the G.R.G. I guess I woke up in Berlin on Sunday, so I only have today and tomorrow to do it anyway.
No way.
Yes.
We got a link.
Wait.
Berlin, how far is that?
I wouldn't be down if you, I mean like, I can get you like tickets and all that of course, yes.
I
You don't have to get any tickets. I think I'm already like I think I'm watching it like I think that's locked
Like I already have pumps like watch it from home, but I think I'm going you feel me
At least I wasn't even in the room
Are you gonna be screaming it from there or how or what of law?
No, I'm just invited. I'm just invited check. So I'm gonna be telling
Sheesh, bro. If you come to Netherlands, I mean, how far is Berlin from me?
Let me check. Berlin, Berlin to the Netherlands. Guess how long? Oh.
You want me to guess about the flight time? Oh, I want to check. I mean, it's
really far. Yeah, let me think. Let me think. I like
guessing distances with car. I feel like staring at the map so long actually
give me the ability to get free access.
Six hours is nothing.
Yo bro, what?
All right, all right, um, Ziggsite,
what are we playing bro?
I only have a GeoGuess icon man.
Yeah.
I got three video ideas for us.
So I can run them by the chat as well.
So number one, we, I showed you very briefly
the GeoGuessor cases, like CS cases
inside Geogasa each one gives you a power up you know gold gives you the
exact place whereas blue just gives you like the country or something like that
you know
I think beaver developed that that sounds like a beaver
rings about yo I don't know my login where fuck did I get hacked I'm locked
out of Geogasa let me see finish it how did I log in
Ah, where is this email? Okay. Give me one second
Suck suck what time is it for you right now in Australia?
245 a.m. But I go up in the afternoon today, so it's so good wait 245 a.m. Yeah
Bro, I bro. I have time like all days. I just want to let you know like we can do it whenever bro
Yeah, but I told you I'm going into Europe in two days and then also like I would be awake now anyway
So you're trying to adjust
Lucky I already live on Europe time off the time anyway as you know
huge
Let's log in. Let's get off leaking my shit bang
All right, I think I'm in wait. Oh my god. I have to buy it again
We're not subscribed anymore
Do I need a leader unlimited elite?
I know the difference between them just just the credit card. Oh my god one second actually don't
Wait, do you have a discount code a
Discord code discount code discount code. It says discount code. Oh, yeah, code zigzag like how my name is
So that that I he's at AG. I don't know if it's discount or if it just gives some money to me
Boom and then my credit card, which I hope you can't see my screen else. Don't go crazy, please
I'm fragile I put in my card number where my name was supposed to be
is your first time in Germany no right no do you remember I did German
exchange when I was in high school yeah in Wurzburg but first time in Berlin
second time to Berlin I on that exchange program I went there yeah I've
only been to Berlin myself once bro only on a class trip to the wall looking
forward to eating some curry first eating some dinner yes bro oh my god
stop bro with all of them oh with all of them oh my god weissers awesome with
all of them extra crowd bro I love doing that so much I have no idea like
in no no no I love it so much and you can't get proper dinner here it's
actually depressing bro same in the last chopped true you have capsicum
Oh stop
All right, um, I am set
This is a new account. No, I'm on a fresh account. What is this shit?
I actually don't know my login anymore, but it's fine, right? Well, I mean
It works anyway. Yeah, why is my name chat?
All right, I'll give it a lobby
be. Am I allowed to have a smurf on GioGas? I have two accounts now. Yeah, I smurf on
GioGas sometimes. Alright. So, so, so, GTS6. Yeah, wait, I may need to read you something
real quick. I'm not going to lie. Is it fine if I leave you with a chat for like one minute,
bro? It is. It is. Actually, okay, you're the god. You're the god. Yo, guys, ask
some questions please zigzag you have to answer everything truth no you can do
whatever you want you can also do that I'll be every 60 seconds okay all right
six seconds I'm a headache what do I do against a headache zigzag I open my
window I get some fresh air what else
we taking the carcinoma yet no and I don't take drugs like that only coffee
I'm after eat something only at breakfast I'll be every zigzag I'll be
Press my eyes. I press my fingers against my eyes.
That's your eyes? Outside or inside?
Like I close my eyes, on the top of the eyelid, I press it down, not too strong, but just a
little bit.
I'll try that.
I'll be able to be able to be able to be.
60 seconds starts, actually 60, maybe two, maybe two minutes starts, no.
This guy doesn't even believe himself guys.
Anyway, how are we doing? How are we doing?
Chat.
Okay, chat. Well, I'm just going to continue to tell you guys what I was thinking.
So, four options, really. I have four options.
So, the number one is the CS cases, which I think the script is actually pretty dope.
So, that's going to work nicely. I don't know if I can actually make a balance for him, though.
I think I'm going to beat him too easily, so I don't have to think about it. Okay. Option number two.
Number two is 10,000 HP yo yeah, I can
You can screen share if you want and just play some ranked if you want. Oh, yeah, yeah, let me do that. Let me do that or
Yeah, that's one second. Let me just make sure I'm not leaking anything
I'm just closing brush tabs
W's bro chat can't even run. Oh, I'm fried sick like I'm fried bro. I have a headache, bro
All right, wait low key for chat. I'll just do some zero point one second. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Okay, okay, I'm sharing. Oh the fresh ass nice. Oh, I full open my window bro. All right. Can I show? Can I show?
Yeah, you cannot I'm showing I'm showing I don't have my glass right now. I can't see I'll be a busy
I'll be a big hurry. I'll hurry be a big
Okay, well, I mean, I'll continue to explain when he gets back. So let's just play. Let's see how
many countries we can get in a row. That's the goal here. So I think that was Japan. It looked
like we had box cars there. So maybe just Tokyo. Okay, nice. Okay, I want to turn on the country
streak script. Let's see here. Country. Why is it not on? There we go. So we want to see
how many countries in a row we can get correct. Let's go. That was either South Africa or Namibia
and probably South Africa, I guess. Oh wow, Namibia. Okay.
Bangladesh, easy. Either Dakar or Chattacrowing because it was a big city. Probably Dakar
downtown here, right? Well, actually it wasn't even a big city.
I could, that was like either US or Argentina. I think it looked more like Argentina maybe.
Oh, Pyroquai, okay. Yeah, easy one. This was Sarawak State in Malaysia. I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure I saw the poll. Yep, nice. Okay, so we got two countries. We got three
countries out of five there, but okay, let's see how many countries in a row we can get.
That's it.
Wow.
Impossible one.
Either France or England, I think.
The lamp looked more French though.
Yeah, nice, nice, nice.
Sweden.
North Sweden.
Let's see.
Could we get the exact road?
It is possible to get the exact road here, I think.
What was it, Healy?
Kind of look like one of these ones to me.
You're like, I'll try this one. I'll try this one. That's possible
Yeah, and yeah, I knew it was one of those ones up there
England England probably London area was not oh
What was that Southeast Asia somewhere Indonesia Thailand Vietnam, Philippines, I think more Indonesia though
But it could have easily been, I don't know, it's like one of the ones I mentioned.
I'll go into, hell is Vietnam, yeah, yeah, I suck at Vietnam though.
This is not a custom map, whoever said that.
This is, this is, this, wait, let me actually show you guys.
This map has 110,000 locations and they're updated every week, so like it's 100,000
different locations every week. What was that? I think we're driving right
outside of the road. We have white road lines. It might have been Greece,
actually. Oh, what? Wait, did I see the road lines wrong? Oh, I thought they were
white, but they were yellow. Wow, very subtly. Look, they're so faded here.
Okay, well that's on me. That is on me guys. I actually washed. That could have been, that
was literally just the forest. This one's actually impossible. I'll go Jomi. Let's check
you. Okay. That's Lesotho. And it should, it could be the southern road, but I think
it's more like around here somewhere. Like south of Mazaru, inside these hills
somewhere I think okay was that right um Thailand I think whoa okay I wasn't full
concentrated
uh northeast Brazil yeah northeast brazil is just one of those regions you got
I don't know, Europe for sure based on the forest kind of reminded me of like the Balkans maybe like
Slovenia, Romania maybe even what about Bosnia here though, lucky. Are you on Bosnia? Okay it was
was still being here, you know.
Was it UK or France?
A demo, okay.
Romania?
No, it's the Valkia. Man, looking.
Haha, okay, the sun was shining in our eyes, so we couldn't even see it properly.
uh let's go sweep. Okay, I'll leave you with it here.
Uh that was Norway. I don't think you kind of look like the Lafortan
Peninsula. Oh let's go, that's a good guess.
Nice, oh that was all Europe that's it.
Oh, Australia. Lovely.
Um, lucky like a Eastern Victoria here ever.
Oh, it was Eastern Victoria.
Okay, we are on a heater right now.
Uh, what was that?
Maybe Switzerland.
The pedestrian crossing, crosswalk was painted in yellow
and that is something they do do in Switzerland
if I recall correctly.
Let's try that.
Yeah, nice.
It was just with some nice, nice, nice.
I don't know, but it looked like Italy.
It was like a very Italian landscape.
Could it have been Greece as well?
Okay, nice.
Was it Italy?
Okay, where?
Foreigner?
Come on then.
Whoa.
It's Poland, maybe?
Or like Lithuania?
Maybe Latvia like one of these three. I think I'll go for one though
UK
I can't actually tell if that was like Turkey or UK it would look like anything else, bro. I'm gonna go UK though
Okay, okay
But this was a good ass seed bar 22.5 if we just nailed the Germany we would have been on for like a
23 plus
She
Oh
Wow, I'm pretending like I knew but it could have been it could have been Mexico though like passing through the mountains around here in Mexico
Okay, Columbia, yeah
Oh, Arch?
Yeah, nice, nice, nice.
That didn't even load in properly bro.
Austria maybe?
Poland.
Literally impossible.
I'll try North Macedonia.
Oh, come on lad.
so close. Thailand, Thailand. Maybe Southern Thailand though. That's an interesting thing.
Kind of vibed more north at first, but I'm pretty sure the pole might have been the Southern Thai
style. Can we find a road that's the right angle? Maybe like this one. Oh wow, that's why I go
of Sarawak. Okay. Okay. Not the best seed. Bro. I've got no idea. In the media? Argentina.
Okay. Again, it was like one of those ones that's like so flat and it looks like Argyro
U.S. nice either Malaysia or Indonesia nice was Malaysian
ever Bulgaria there guys I could see Bulgaria working here yes I'm going to
Bulgaria after the due guess I woke up. Shouts to the Bulgarians, man. Do a ranked match for
I have not played a ranked match in so I have not played it. Wait, let me show you guys this.
I've not played a ranked match in one year. Last time I played I was, yeah, May 2025.
Guys, this is for you.
This is for you, OK?
Literally over a year since I played one.
Let's see if we get.
OK, we got.
I don't know who this player is.
Let's get it.
Oh, it's on the blink mode.
I'm turning off the blink mode.
I'm sorry.
We've got to actually try here.
Oh, oh, oh, we're in.
Okay.
Is it South Africa or Namibia?
Probably Namibia.
And it looks kind of like the north or south of the country.
I think it's just out here somewhere.
Let's go for this.
No sound?
Hello? Hello?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me? No sound.
Nothing?
Hello?
No game sound? Oh yeah, I don't... oh, okay.
I don't play with game sound, but I can tell it'll be you guys.
okay um music there whatever I'll keep it oh this is Uruguay this is Uruguay
red road though I don't know this is anything oh we got closer on the last
one okay closer again very good very good
Oh, I see.
It was coming from another tab.
Oh.
Sound effects.
I think I need a refresh as well or what.
Well, well, well.
Yo, you're the god, bro. Thank you for that.
Ah, there we go.
We're in a rank.
This is, we're in my first rank duel in over a year.
What?
yes
wait you're still playing the same round when i left
no i was doing 0.1 second and then chat asked me to play a ranked one
okay i'll let you focus
yeah yeah we're going to prick us up yeah
i don't even know where this is there guys
kinda not
kinda thought it looked like the finished board there
oh
docks
just got back a little
yo and i have to give you my earnings from the stream bro
thank you for taking over
haha
you're all the way to the cindalix
i was getting some fresh air
brushing my teeth
eating some food. Lock in brazil. No brazil we got the yellow out lines the reverse egg
it's going to be south southern africa. Um.
Chad, how was it to watch him play bro? Uh it kind of. I don't want him to troll his
first game. I'm going to mute up for a second. This is greatness. Do you understand?
You could put him anywhere on earth and he will tell you where you are better
than only a no shit bro kind of concerning
it's like a bit too flat don't be concerned
be confident
mmm it was too flat okay yeah I didn't
realize that yeah I got to be honest
lock in lock in lock in should have had
that
Back inside of her again. How many are we gonna get down there?
That's so bad we got him.
That's so sad.
It's like, yeah, I'm gonna put the pressure on him.
Two multi-busses, two multi.
Yeah, two multi-busses, two multi, we're chilling so far.
We had a good round one and then...
We've been selling since...
Good.
Look in zigzag.
We just need a heart around yeah, it's been too like to plan you know, yeah
Okay, this is more like it
Guys this round is too easy, bro. Like every bot knows these rounds for me. It looks like a hilly
Banglard there. What do you mean leglam out? How come you can see my leg when I'm whoa, whoa, whoa
I thought I have a green screen on. The hell he saw them. That's good
Okay, cuz I was kind of concerned about indian. They're just all chilling bro. I was watching
I'm talking in third person. Oh my god. That's one shot. That's a one shot baby. As you said
you're getting two easy rounds and once it's a hot round you're chopping us ass. Yeah we
needed one to separate the men from the boys you know what I'm saying. Yo you didn't
type GG like in Counter-Strike though. Hold on.
Oh true.
ZZAC? Are you toxic in Geo-Guessir? Hold on, hold on.
I'll just go Geo-Guessir. I got a bad habit though. I often write GG on Geo-Guessir when
I win but not when I lose.
Haha, no. Oh man.
Alright, um... Oh god. My turn to get sliced and diced, huh? My turn to get sliced
and diced.
So, I was explaining the second idea I had
that wasn't the Geer cases,
was just 10,000 versus 1 million HP.
But maybe we save that for a day where we have more time.
I'm not winning that.
What?
Well, I mean, I think that's in your favor.
I think you should win, but I'm just saying.
I mean, you do play that multi,
but still, like it needs so much time.
Shut up.
Have you have you do you have I'm just trying to how can I say this nicely? Have you forgotten our previous collabs?
No matter what it is like I can know the longitude altitude and also fuck up somehow
Which one should we do I don't know you just use a shot call one
Okay, let's just do the cases my friend
I think my friend who made the case might also be up and watching this so I think I think we should do the case
Is one which he created for us
Now the last time we played or what one of the last times we played we had the infinite guest script
Which required you to install that you're gonna have to do another script. Yeah, but the guess is I'm ready
Do you have that you still on the same browser like I have the thingy
Perfect. Okay. I'm gonna forward you the
And you're just going to download it, and then install.
OK.
Any desk?
All right.
Downloading.
I trust you, ZigZag.
Download.
OK.
It opened my run folder.
That's fine, OK.
Yeah, it's working, I think.
Wait, is it?
Suck.
Yep.
Oh, Synthax error, Synthax error.
Mm.
Um, screen check to me.
Synthax error.
Yeah.
That's it.
You need the code?
Here.
Wait.
Synthax.
Oh, what the hell?
We can do the 1 million HP. I think it's better anyways on a Friday or a Sunday.
Go just press OK.
And then what we want to do is just exit full screen.
If you don't have, make sure you don't like link anything.
Exit full screen. Or can you share whole screen to me so I can...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That looks good.
Do we have... So top right where it's like got the jigsaw puzzle next to downloads.
Can you hit that?
It's for extensions, for Chrome extensions.
Oh, nice, nice.
I disabled it, that's why.
Oh, yeah, got you.
Suck.
Ah-ha, zig-zag.
Beautiful.
Okay, now let's just test on single play.
Just open up a new geotab, yeah.
Okay.
Just go single plate, like just use the magnifying glass search bar on the top right to type in any map, just type in world or whatever.
Ah, better be made sense. Word.
Suck. Play. Ok, let's see. No way it works bro.
Ok, now it's not there, so let's just...
Wait, wait, 100 acceleration on. Wait.
Eh, probably true. Also F5 once here.
I like the desktop background by the way.
It's just windows.
But thank you.
That's a great picture.
I love windows.
Uh-huh.
Okay, what about that?
Wait, what?
What does that mean by that?
We have the script working.
So now if you press open case.
Huh?
Hey!
Why is the wrapping a fucking like that?
Hemisphere! I get the hemisphere now, okay?
Northern Hemisphere!
If you unbox the blue you're gonna get, if you unbox the blue you're gonna get like a belly mid clue.
Oh gosh, bro this is just checking the sun. This round you would absolutely whoop my ass.
Do I only get one? No, I get multiple. Aha, every three seconds I want.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, tak, tak, tak, tak, tak, coordinates, coordinates!
Continent, ah, pouda.
Europe and Northern Hemisphere, looks like Poland, bro.
I will be guessing Poland one more case.
Can I open infinite cases of how does it work? You put me on the pressure one.
Hemisphere, fuck that, it was the same problem.
Well, so it's meant for one per round actually, and it just breaks if you move, so we're going to have to play no moving,
and what I'm going to do is give myself a very hard map, such that the clues are actually going to be more beneficial.
If we won't be one, and I get Northern Hemisphere,
Buzzzz, alright, you're gonna fuck me in the ass bro.
We're going to play, so when I was just like playing with the chat and everything,
I was showing like a normal difficulty map. We're going to play a high difficulty map such that I'm going to be missing things,
and you can also turn on Anomaly Mode, which gives you better odds as well.
At the moment they're like set to Counter-Strike odds, but you can give yourself odds.
One and four hundred for gold.
Buzzer, right.
I don't know if it's quite that bad, but it's like, yeah, similar.
But gold actually gives you the 5k, gives you the exact spot, so yeah.
Oh, my God.
What is the MacTanu?
Alright, um, okay.
You invite me and then let's go.
It works.
Okay, it works.
Let's start without a nominee mode though, right?
I want to see if I can beat you like that.
But I think I need more HP, Habibi.
Like what?
Show me.
We'll bump up your HP, please.
Like a man need like 100,000 HP.
Let's just start off more even.
And I say that because I'm putting on a really hard map,
which I miss the country on like a good portion of the time.
OK, OK.
Like, this is what this one's specifically hand
picked to be as difficult as possible, I'll say.
OK.
chat remind me in like 45 minutes to get ready for gta 6
this is like it's gta 6 day today bro
i hope you have a netflix
yeah i've heard about that
i mean
i've almost never played gta so but i'm very keen to see what it's gonna be like
bro
we'll change everything
is that something you grew up playing?
yes
san andreas bro entering cheatscots on my controller bro
fucking
gta every
bro everything gta 5 of course bro
in high school discussing like yo guys how do we get infill money
it's just, it's just shelter broke, it's sheltered and adult or lowkey
played no pixel stream to the format, got banned because I reverted my payment
because I was broke
I bought like VIP like, nah let's not talk about it
alright, um zigzag, we are in the same lobby
now what?
okay so I'm gonna bump up, well I'm gonna do one normal
and then I'll bump up your HP if we need it but basically guys
Did Chat see what it was so far?
Chat saw what it was.
So far.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, Chat, you know what it is?
He gets one case per round, and we're just
going to test it out, and then we'll adjust the rules
accordingly, until we find someone that's balanced, OK?
OK, watch this.
I'll stay with you and BC for this one.
All right.
Just for the first one.
I hope it's the good one.
Yes, it is.
Ah, here we go.
Chat, I'm the correct case open master.
Watch this.
Do I want to pop on the case immediately?
Yes, I do.
Gold, gold, gold.
Red red red
Not gonna say out loud because he's taking him here right now. I was expecting that anyways, I would have went somewhere here check
This this country is not too hot for me this one this one is one of the
get you to the arounds on this map, so I'm feeling good.
I agree.
The card gives it away.
Yeah, yeah.
That's it.
Come on.
I'm playing with that looking around.
Yeah.
I'm playing with that looking around.
Yeah, yeah.
This is kind of not...
This is an easy one, guys.
This is the French side.
This on the right.
Okay.
An easy one!
Well, for me, yeah.
But, brother, don't you remember?
no lines in the center of North America
why lines for Europe
let me open a fucking case
come on just give me a call bro
give me the fucking calls bro
give me the fu-
OH OH
okay
yo hey the death implemented edging bro
okay
I don't know what you got but
no I got next one bro
this is this is this is
this is turkey again
this is like right here bro
I don't even know the country here at all.
Yep.
I think it might be Mexico, though.
I'll try that.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan.
No, this is not February.
Yo bro, I got chemistry right, bro.
Shit is not doing shit, bro.
This case is not doing shit, bro.
Okay, okay, okay.
I think you maybe enabled the better odds.
Look at that, all the chases bro.
To maybe, maybe, maybe be in the right country.
And do I put on an anomaly mode?
Yeah, do that and I'll also give you more HP now.
I got two tech.
Tell me maybe the sides are bummed.
This is, I'm not a bro, I'm in the side of the fetus bro, this is not even fair.
Okay, we'll do 5,000 plus 25,000 as well.
Okay, okay, okay, now that's more like it, now that's more like it.
I even go here we go. Come on. No cheating zigzag. No cheating. I'll stay with you
Fucking
Okay
I've been to my Dera and the nature kind of makes sense my Dera's Portuguese Island
And this is Portugal, right?
Like Cumbura maybe.
Come on at the water because nature.
I gave you yourself 20.
What the fuck is that?
I'm gonna beat you, come on, come on, come on.
Oh
Ziggs I can only have the hemisphere. I only have hemisphere, but this was your time nature
Look in Ziggs I look in what the hell
This is one of those where they speak asian, like Tai-i, Tai-i...
Could be Tai-i-i!
That's not what I guessed!
It's not what you guessed?
Well, you're real wrong though.
They're serving on the southern areas here.
Oh, uh...
Is this South America then?
Is it like Pyrrho?
Looks like Pyrrho a little bit.
A little bit less mountainous.
Let me go in the non-mountainous area.
Like Quintos, Quintos.
Oh my god, zigzag!
What?
Wait, I'm actually shocked. I was so sure I was right.
What does that mean? What does that mean?
Wait. What did you get?
it's English I got here I got the longer to bro it's somewhere here in
Australia it's Brisbane if you didn't pick Brisbane your job
Okay. How are you still closer than me?
How are you still closer than me?
Well, what do I think is that? Well, it's kind of an easy one, bro.
Just give me one please.
How's that pink? How's that blue?
Ah, jeez.
It is a small country though, so it is kind of helpful, Chad.
It is a small country, so it is kind of helpful, Chad.
If any idea is exact or not.
Uh, I know the region.
Like, I know, I know the region or it is.
It's turkey, baby. It's turkey!
No!
Did I throw you off? Did I throw you off with the baby?
Yeah, you did.
You did, I guess, Cosimo.
But it didn't really work, because it wasn't like...
Bro, are you slugging?
Cosimo.
I know you actually drove there.
AHHHHH!
I hate to.
Well, fuck.
UK Island.
I mean there's literally a bike lane here.
What now?
Bike lane? Yeah, okay, but-
Wait, biking!
People in the UK bike!
I keep getting the shots guy,
who drives in circles and like,
oh yeah, you watch your shots.
It's like London or something,
Manchester.
You went to Neverland's I mean I looked at the bike lane
SIGZAC the same Mickey Mouse see a bike lane you don't ever that's not in
This is Geogessa
Go back me then go back me then it's a hot man go back me then
I'm dead, that's all I'm gonna say, I'm dead.
I'm just thinking an A.
Like, is it a Mexico drive, Mexican desert?
Drive, Mexican desert, like Chihuahua.
Right?
Juan Maldana.
A little bit mountainous.
A little bit.
That's the mountain right there.
Maybe it's the US.
Could it be the US?
No.
That's Machico.
Machico.
Oh my god!
Okay, okay. Nice guess, nice guess.
And a pixel.
Practicing war.
I got coached by the best, bro.
Oh, please!
Alright, Gigi.
Okay, but I definitely don't look that great.
This is not too bad, actually. Not too bad.
It is not the country, Gigi.
Wait, you do? What do you mean you don't?
Look at the dirt.
Wait, did you see the dirt?
I'm playing NMPZ.
And this map is made by a pro player, for rounds with full pro players.
Why?
It's basically... yeah, that's like the ethos of the map, so to speak.
So this is like, to me this could be Mexico or Brazil.
I think it's one of the two.
And I'm not sure which.
It's Brazil, bro.
Wow.
Oh, you can trust me like it's Brazil.
Ah ha ha!
Yee-hoo!
Why you trust me bro?
Come on, oh my god, oh my god
You just seem so trustworthy
Give me 5K GG, give me 5K GG
Give me 5K GG!
No
Oh GG, GG
GG
This looks Canadian though, this tree
Not America, right? I mean it has to be well if we can kind of
It's not Montreal or Vinnie Peck Montreal or Vinnie Peck
Mountain S
Whatever, what to var
You can take me on
Please
NOOOOOO!
So close actually.
Okay, I feel like we found a format here, no?
I feel like this can actually be close.
Wait, how should we do it?
Maybe we give each other equal HP,
but a lot, you know?
And let them multi-build up. I kinda like that.
Flummy Road.
Is that crazy?
I'm with it. I'm with it.
No, no, no, it's not crazy.
It's at 25k each then.
The odds are really good right now on the normally mode.
Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. Okay, 25Kage, it works.
Ziggs, if you can look around, like me,
am I fully chopped?
Uh, I would say so, yes, because specifically the pro picked it for the frame that's the hardest,
but it's still hard when I look around as well. I just think like I would win, you know.
That's right. Let me prove you wrong one time.
You want me to look around?
Yep. You can see what I see, but I have cases. Let's go.
We both get extra HP, like 20k. Here we go.
You again.
Good luck Ziggsak, good luck.
Good luck.
I'm gonna deafen up and explain my thought process.
Yep, me too. I'm gonna deafen up and explain my thought process.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, please!
1.5k circle, not bad.
1.5k circle, okay.
Again, he sees all of that. Do I put it on a pressure sheet or not?
Singapore Malaysia, this feels like Singapore.
Call me nuts.
Can we separate Northern from Hemisphere with the sun?
Maybe it's over there, which would mean Southern Hemisphere. Let me cook! Could it be Jakarta?
I think it could be. I think it could be.
Lampatoum maybe? We need to build up some multi if he doesn't know the city jeech.
Okay, it's fast things fast. Give me a gold. Come on, baby. Give me the 5k! 9 hemisphere!
We're gonna take a lot of damage, but that's fine. It's early multi rounds. If we get
hemisphere late on in the game, then we're actually chopped. Sun, south, we're in the
northern hemisphere which means desert the dirt is not red no Brazil the dirt
is brown which could be this is weird this is a weird one northern hemisphere
is it South Africa somewhere guys I don't think so but it ain't Europe either
this has to be South Africa can it be Mexico I don't think so but look at
nature. Can it be Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Takhmenistan, Kuzhikstan, Goldistan? Can it be one of those?
I don't know. I don't know.
Kyrgyzstan car? No. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Take a read this up. I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go!
Can it be turkey?
Kinda!
I'm just gonna hatch them all and hope that he doesn't get it right.
Voss?
Not pretending lol.
Okay bro, hey.
Alright bro, fuck this shit.
I'm knocking.
Ah.
Open case.
Gold, gold, gold.
5K, 5K, 5K.
Then I may have a chance to win.
Come on.
Not bad.
Probably it's not bad.
Can we see the sun?
They would limit it even more.
Yes.
Win the northern hemisphere.
Which means Columbia or Venezuela.
House check?
Pretty normal.
Columbia or Venezuela.
Oh, Pepparoni.
Hmm.
Where did they grow Pepparoni?
These are banana plants guys. Banana and pepperoni.
Sounds like Columbia guys.
Me to ye?
Maybe there's some coca-ina in between.
You feel me?
Zuck.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
Close, close, close, close, close.
That was close.
Armenia.
Shack.
Lock in.
Open case first, this first.
We need the gold, we need to build up some multi.
Oh my god, camera shot.
Oh, not bad, country flag.
Oschelle.
Uh...
Yeah.
Yep, this is the island, right?
Yep, where's the sun?
Hmm, the blue car. Yep, it's only in this country.
Wait, is this the Welsh Islands?
Why does it look like the Welsh Islands?
It can't be.
Are these Asian homes?
These look Asian.
But what is this UK flag in Asia? Did they colonize Asia?
I don't think they did.
I don't know.
Colonized.
This is the islands in South African.
It's South American ship.
Oh my God.
But Zixxik also doesn't know.
Why is he not locking in?
It makes me nervous.
But finally I know this flag.
I mean, I know some of this flag.
So it's not Zinigar.
It's not Gini.
It's not Kota Vua.
It could be Sierra Leone.
Because I don't know that flag at all.
It's not Angola, it's not carbon, it's not Cameroon, it's not Congo, it's not Zambia, it's not Muslim, it's not Botswana.
It could be a chopped ass island, bro.
Like what the fuck is Cabo Verde, bro?
Uba, Dominican.
I still think it's the British Virgin Islands, guys, because also look, like it has the flag in it, the English flag.
I'm gonna go British Virgin Islands.
Where does it look forest like this? Maybe here? Deep forest?
No! Such not ma- ma- oh my god!
What?!
That's something New Zealand flag!
Right? Wait! Wait, what is it?
Oh my God! What is Antipode?
Wait, what does that mean though? It's not a gold. This is not a 5k. What is this?
Eh? It's in the middle of nowhere.
The fuck is an Antipode? I only know Antidote, the song from Travis.
Is there an island on this marker?
Fast.
I'm not gonna guess it, but maybe it's glitched.
And he don't.
And he poked.
He gave me coordinates and he put the marker on it.
Is it glitched?
25,000.
It was in the middle of the ocean.
Let's see.
Okay.
Yo, listen bro.
I don't know what happened on this last one, alright?
Yo, can you hear me, bro?
It's the opposite cards? What does that mean, opposite?
Chad, what does that mean?
Like, X is Y and Y is X?
Or minus is plus and plus is minus?
It's like opposite side of the world, wait, what?
So, so if it's at the, oh my god, look, if it's here, so this is the world.
So this is the world, and then it's across the mirror, oh my gosh, I should have had that.
I should have had that.
It's exact, you did pretty good bro, I'm not gonna lie.
So the desert on the last round kind of reminded you of the North Atlantic Ocean or?
No bro, I got the antidote bro.
I got a rat and it was antidote but I didn't know what it was.
And so I put it on the exact marker bro, it was in the middle of the ocean bro.
Alright, I don't know what to tell you.
Okay, next time you get Antipody, I got a tip for you okay?
Antipody?
Next time you get Antipody, yeah, the Antipode, Antipody, whatever.
Antipody okay.
It's going to be the exact same distance from the equator but on the opposite side.
Yeah, I know it now. I know it. I'm not stupid. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it like now
Okay, but listen to me. But listen to me if you got Kenya the antipathy of Kenya is not
Antarctica or the North Pole. It's actually on the equator as well. Okay check
Yeah
All right, let's go the closer to the equator it is the closer the to the equator the other the antipathy of it
Will be all right if it's okay. That's not now
Now, I slept you around, now let me play on NMPZ with the same HP as you.
Alrighty.
You're done with that's all I'm going to say bro.
I got really unlucky with my cases this game bro, you're chopped.
If I get a go bro, here we go bro, good luck bro, good luck bro.
Now he's cooked, now he's actually cooked.
Now that I know that Kenya, the Antipidote is the reverse and it's not an Arctic
I can't teach let me open this case and see what's good we get
2.5 K circle not bad at all remember this is a very hard
That's a big ass circle check the father you get away from the hemisphere
The bigger is big the bigger is big let that summer so this is actually quite far up here
This is 2,500 what?
What does it look like oh man, he's kind of geek out on the lighting poles already now
trees the trees this is a birch birch tree in a booker
400 button ice-drinks emoji um I'm gonna go this like Romania
England could be anything it could be anything I think you're up maybe Poland
luscious grass bro nice and well maintained show next to wash out maybe
please please please close close close close that's not England sorry
sometimes check yeah check check check oh my god red dirt could be could be
South Africa could be Brazil what about the second not bad because now I know
if it's Brazil or not but what's oh my god I know this in one of these they
We also have red soil.
Ah, which one was it?
Was it Philippines? Was it Malaysia? Was it Thailand? Was it all of the above?
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Do we see anything else?
There's a dude. A dude on a motorcycle. Bugs are right.
Any emails?
Vegetation. Vegetation.
Hmm Singapore maybe
Guys in Singapore the airport is like full nature. This reminds me of that. This is where that will be
Please
Cambodia's red soil
That's Thailand dirt all caps buddy. It wasn't Thailand. Huh say sorry in the chat right now
Oh, I think I'm stupid. Give me a 5k, please.
Okay. Oh, I'm depot! Lock in.
Is this the middle? Yeah. Right?
If it's here and it's here.
No, but the last time it was like this. It was like this.
Maragaskar? No. Is that the same difference? I mean, yeah, it has to be. Is it South Africa
right here? Like... I mean, it looks like Savannah and South Africa, right? I guess an
elephant's close by. Giraffes? Maybe. Not really. It's too green. Where's it green
here it's the anti-powder it's it has to be here
was it Australia no no no it's not gonna be all this way right
okay kill me how does that make any sense I don't understand
I knew what it oh oh my god I thought I would have probably the hemisphere is doing me a
lot better not the hemisphere now we're cooking uh why am I changing the sun oh my god um
any emails the road is pretty broken guys you know what that means antenna on the
Antenna antenna antenna
Kappa bro. Do I look like a nerd?
Um...
Looks like Europe
Wait! Red roof! Yo, who just messed with me?
Red roof!
You know what that means. Europe
Should be anything bro. Like literally Poland, bro. That ass bro.
Actually Poland wouldn't have broken roads like this.
Poland is super like
on their ship, bro. Which one would have broken roads?
Slovakia, no front.
Crap.
Lock in. We need a gold in the case, bro. I haven't gotten a single mother second gold.
Lock in, baby. Give us the gold and we may have a chance against the pro.
No plan at all. Pink is no plan. Exact longitude.
Okay. Yeah, we're cooking.
Which country? All we need to know is the country is the Ghana, Mali, France, UK.
Looks like the UK at first glance, which is an issue because there's a lot of cities on
this longitude.
Hmm, could be France too, man, can't be Spain, I think.
Not where we are.
It looks all very dry.
Where is it luscious green?
This is a park de Nussinale, so there could be that.
What do we have?
Otherwise, is this another park?
These are more cities guys!
It's not gonna be up here. Do we have the sun?
Sun is down!
Oh! Southeast!
Northern hemisphere. It has to be England then.
No, it doesn't dissolve.
I'm gonna go park here next to now.
Bodo. Next to Bodo.
OH MY GOD!
He did that to me too bro.
He did that to me too.
I'm so toxic!
Haha, this is lovely.
No, he's the nicest guy.
Not bad at all.
Isn't that bad?
Oh, that's alright.
Um...
Son, please help me.
No son.
Yep, we may be choppers and girls.
We may be good.
All sevens in the chopbox.
Right, yeah.
Um...
I mean, it's this part right here, so it can't even be Germany, bro.
Like, I've been through a forest like this when I was a kid.
Should be the Netherlands.
Wait, this feels Netherlands-ish.
Oh my God!
I may be locked.
here we go bro what is about that nature that it clicked case gold gold
gold give us one 5k it's fine we cook with the last time we can cook again oh
it's actually pretty good because it is not for
What?
A companion?
To Kosovo?
Kosovo maybe?
Yeah! That's the same language!
Look at the E!
Christina maybe?
I have to lock something. Just so he has no time.
Jenny's playing no move now, right?
So he's not seeing that sign.
That's not Corsair, huh?
Nice!
Oh my god.
We're building a multi.
300 damage.
She's almost dead.
He's almost dead.
Only for genius?
What do you mean?
What's this?
Case.
5k, 5k.
5k, 5k, 5k.
No.
Better than a blue.
It's not Australia so we're kind of cooking right Philippines I guess Indonesia could be one of the two
Taiwan I don't think so unless you see big
That's Taiwan
Taiwan
Nobody looks oh
My god, no no
Japan has skyscrapers down there
Yo, Zoni, think you're the 550 subs when Mr. Krabs is thinking you're the 550 subs.
Hardsons set now!
I'll win this round for you. We're still alive.
Go, go, go, go, oooooh!
Not bad.
Alright, we have the latitude.
Um...
Could be Canada, guys.
I-I...
It's not Russia.
I don't think it's Belarus.
Right?
Do they have those in Canada? Those electricity lines?
Wait, this looks... this does not look Canadian, guys.
Is this Europe?
Maybe England?
Oh no, it's not the Netherlands.
No, the vibe is too green, too dark.
Is it England? It looks rainy, bro.
It looks shopped and rainy. This has to be like Birmingham.
Oh my god, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking,
we're cooking.
Hard times sorry bro, no disrespect against England, I would love to move to England bro.
Great people, great weather.
Open case, gold, gold, gold, gold, open case, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, latitude, latitude.
Shise.
It looks like South America, but it cannot be, unless it's in America.
This could be Asia.
Could it?
Yes, it could be Japan.
No, it's not Japan.
Korea, China,
Malaysia, Morocco.
It's not the US, guys. The US is not green like this.
Not even at the water. So this has to be Japan or Korea.
Spain, France. I don't think so guys.
Oh no. Oh that's Spain. Spain is that green?
Don't ask me what yo zigzag can you hear me?
Can you hear me zigzag? Oh I was muted. Can you hear me? Yes I can. I swear I'm not stupid.
Listen zigzag on this last one I only went to Japan because I got the
antipodota but it again like it glitched or like the antipodas isn't
working I think bro so the antipode the
antipathy is the exact opposite side of
the planet right yeah so so for example
let me let me give you an example of an
antipathy so Taiwan give me an example
that I tell you the opposite like I you
can test me I know this problem
okay Taiwan go Taiwan go Taiwan so
listen opposite yeah it's one land by
the way it's not in those opposite
Yeah, I know I know so Taiwan it would be the opposite
South Africa kept on
What's another trash I'll tell you
Tell me is it South America is yes
That far
Yes
So, type 1 if you all also understand because I don't know if you have to explain it for the people still.
To me it makes sense now. Give me one more test.
Um, so let's do New Zealand then, because that comes up a lot.
Yeah, New Zealand.
No, you've gone too far.
What?
You've gone too far to the west that you've gone to the east. You understand what I'm saying?
Because if you look at it, you guessed Alaska, but look where Alaska is. It's on the right side of the screen as well
Think about it
Can you see Alaska picking up? Mmm better better not too far there
But further north because New Zealand's so far south. It's actually like just off the coast of Ireland
What I'm doing is, I'm looking at these sides, right?
And then all I'm doing is, like I'm just eyeing it, like suck, like if something is here, it's
over there.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but look.
Yeah, but you're getting, you're looking from date line to date line, right?
So the line you just drew is basically to the same part of the map, right?
Yeah.
So you want to pick the halfway point inside that line.
That would be the furthest point because you draw a line back to yourself on the globe.
Yes, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
You're right, you're right.
Give me one more test, I think I understand it now.
Okay, okay, you said that last time.
Okay, okay, let's go.
Northern Argentina on the border with Paraguay.
The city called Asuncion.
around about here. And then...
It's like... softcore...
Skalanka. That's India.
No, it's actually Taiwan.
We weren't that far, I suppose. Yeah, not bad at all.
Alrighty. But this place, a good way to remember it.
This place is called Formosa in Northern Arche.
It's the old name of Taiwan.
It's literally named after the fact that it's the antipathy of Taiwan.
Actually, say that again.
Yeah.
So, this province in northern, the Max Northern province in Argentina is called Formosa,
which is the old name of Taiwan.
What Taiwan used to be called.
Sorry, a bit further to the east.
Oh my god, Famosa, okay.
And then if you go to the Acropodota.
Yeah, if you drilled a hole in the earth down and you came out the other end you'd end up in Taiwan
Which is for most of no way?
true
Did geography lesson for underpicks? That's so cool, man. I don't see it though. Oh
That's that's just the old name for it, you know
It's not cool that anymore. I get it. I get it. Yeah. Yo, it's the name of the old name of the island
Because these have nothing to lie, maybe to fly, I think I can only watch GTA trailer right now, I'm not gonna lie.
But that was nice, we have to hit that another time bro, I'm not gonna lie.
We can mix the case with other scripts, so I've got some other cheat scripts for you and we can mix the case with multiple guesses or something, you know?
Yeah, I agree, I agree.
Bro, I really want to do the HP thing that you said, 1 million versus, Chad if I have 1 million HP, how much should zigzag have?
one million is a lot but remember you can build a multiplier and multiply and
multiply and multiply. We could let chat decide even when we do that. Yeah I'm
done. 50k, should I 50k? That's a lot guys. I need to have a lot of right
guesses. But yeah we can do some math. ZZ you're the greatest ever row.
Your chat logs today? Those from your chat logs bro? Nah bro. Like I knew you
Like a wholesome sweet guy what the shit bro? What the shit? Well, you're like a golden retriever dog like what I just like
I just like to treat other people like human beings, you know, even if someone even if someone's you know
Annoyed on the other team or whatever, you know, they might be having a bad day. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna give them the GG or whatever, you know
What the fuck man? Yo, I know I need to like
Take a slice of that zigzag. You let me know when you are in Germany, please on this card and then
Okay, I would absolutely love that. I would love it
I can show you around like we can do one day Netherlands, bro
Like with the boys I meet up with fury and
All off like every week you join us, bro. That would be awesome. Awesome. Awesome. We'll make time
Okay, I'll let you know my I'll let you know my movements again easy. Have you all right peace peace peace peace
Okay, much love enjoy the travel off. Thank you. Bye
Peace. W zigzag. Oh man, I would love to link up with zigzag chat. I would love to link up with zigzag
I'm not gonna lie. What it do bro. Yo, his logs bro chat. His logs bro. What the hell he I
Listen bro, um
You want to Geo gas I got fucked in the ass, bro. I got fucked in the ass
I guess what is the most clickbait title we can put on this shit, bro
Someone help me bro. What is the most clickbait possible, bro?
It's time to farm bro. Um
let me see I already bought Netflix guys I have it on GTA 6 reveal trailer
reacting reacting to is that good reveal trailer yeah no playing GTA 6
well look at band bro for like lying thinker thinking with the five
It's ups a fellow thinker a fellow thinker real recognizes real thing for the five brother. I'm also one of those
Reacting to GTA 6 gameplay trailer
GTA 6 leaked gameplay
Most are too crazy, I mean they're leaking it themselves
Stupid I fucking let me change on YouTube as well
Um chat what I want to do because we still have some minutes right when does the trailer drop drop
Not just a trailer. What am I saying? This is not just a trailer. We're actually gonna see
It's allegedly 20 minutes of
Of GTA 6 that we're gonna see
Silly if that's GTA 6 category put it on please and on YouTube as well
Let me put on acceleration
Gta6
Suck suck suck suck
Suck suck. All right now. We're doing too much
You remember fucking sauce two times Jen
I have something that I want to do before we hop into that trailer because we said a few minutes, right?
I
Wanna I
Wanna
uh
What did I want to do? I wanted to do something. I forgot
So close all of these tabs. All right, um
Songasa nah wait, I still have my 30-minute Joker tonight nine what I actually want to do guys because we still have a perfect amount of time a
moderator
sent me
Every single trailer in the history of GTA 6
GTA 6 means, we had a couple of GTA's before this.
Tonight is the night where GTA 6 gets finally not released yet, that's in like three months,
right?
But we're gonna see gameplay and I wanna compare how over the years it changed.
GTA 5 trailer, I don't remember that.
It's the game that I played, but what was the trailer like?
And how does the trailer today match up with that, alright?
So we're gonna start all the way.
In GTA 6 we're gonna go down the nostalgia path W Sally in the chat who found a great trailer for each of these and
Don't cry guys. Don't cry some of these will make me sad San Andreas. I played with my boys
I remember playing at my boys a script where the PlayStation 3 maybe 2. I don't even know bro. How old am I?
I think a PlayStation 3 I was putting in sheets like to get a tank to get my I knew by heart by my head
The own fucking cheat codes, bro. I was muttering we were all muttering bro
You googled like how do you get a tank? You put something in you put square
circle square suck you spawn in a tank oh my god all right here we go we're gonna
stop Sally how many minutes is it all together do we have time or no I didn't
want to like end early with zigzag you know like I hope we have enough time
it's like seven trailers guys you ready Chad if you're ready I'm ready
type ready if you're ready type ready if you're ready there's a lot of boob
on these even the gold goonas are gonna be happy here we go and I'm not
gonna yap a lot you know me GTA one this is where it all started bro I never
played this game my hands are high in the air call me a GTA LAPA most of you
guys probably also didn't play this let's be real here bro when was this
trailer released this was the start of GTA it says 15 years ago it says it's
the fan made trailer maybe there wasn't even a trailer Sally is there a real
trailer for GTA 1 or no? It says fanmade. Alright, here we go. Let's see. I've never
even seen gameplay of GTA 1.
Okay, I see why there's no trailer, bro. This is GTA 1. You have cars driving around.
It says Buranda. You have the police. The guy has stars right now. I don't see
You can blow up other cars, okay? You can do a barrel roll? You get points for killing?
What was this game even about? Top right, you see score, top left, you see ammunition.
Have you played this game before? GTA 1. You can roll up cars. This went on site.
Brad theft auto means stealing cars.
This is as GTA as it gets the roots.
This is where the game got its name.
Power.
I see my check this was in 1997.
This game is older than 99.9% of us.
It's older than me.
And I'm an uncle.
Look at that, we have the top-down view.
Is he in a chopper right now?
Maybe.
I see a school bus.
Don't fucking blow that shit up, bro.
Don't do that.
But you have to realize, GTA is the one game
where no law is applied.
If you want to beat up the hooker,
after fucking getting a deal,
you can do that, get that money back.
You feel me, bro?
We all have done it, bro.
Get a quick PJ in a car, bro.
Grand theft hours, we're at all starting, bro.
No strip club in this one.
All right, boys and girls.
We're gonna move on to GTA 2.
This was a fan-made trailer.
I hope now that we have actual trailers.
I see more GTAs than one, two, three, four, five, right?
One, two, three, four, five, eight.
One of them sneaked in.
Which one is the official?
Like which one is unofficial of these guys?
Which one is kinda like, hold on a second,
this one shouldn't, this one doesn't count.
GTA China was,
where was it?
GTA three, GTA two.
Wait, Sally, where's GTA 2?
Ooh, Sally.
And 3 is missing.
Yo, mods, can you send me another list, maybe?
Sally, use Grocky Grock.
Sally, this is why AI is bad, bro.
Relight on Grock.
Sally, Sally, Sally, Sally.
I don't think he did.
Why am I misunderstanding?
Let me call, Sally, let me call.
Let's address the GTA allegations.
Chad, is this list correct or not?
Yup.
Sally, where is GTA 2 that people want to know?
I'm getting it.
Chill, chill, chill.
It's all good.
It's OK.
I asked iPad to check everything.
I thought it did check, so I like it.
Did you ask Gork?
No, I didn't.
I checked in Google, like on YouTube.
Google AI?
to find every Google no I know I have a Google every trailer and then okay okay okay w w that's
how it's done I don't play fucking GTA 2 you know so like as long as that hey hey hey hey hey hey
don't disrespect don't disrespect GTA 2 I love GTA 2 really yeah yeah you will see you will see
the trailer bro okay which one comes next is it GTA 2 is it this one or Liberty City
I think this one, yeah. Right?
Okay, GT2 is next. Yeah, I'm excited. This one already looks interesting.
But why is it an RL? Sally, much love.
If you can fix the list, it would be nice. Maybe, um, you can check with Denny.
Denny, type in the chat.
I love you, bro. Peace, peace, peace, peace. Thank you very much.
Bye.
W Sally. Here we go, boys and girls.
Grand Theft Auto 2. Who has played this? Anyone?
Question.
guys call me nuts was GTA 1 even done by rockstar games or was it just some dudes at
university making a game we have a rockstar games intro the company that
we all love here we go here we go GTA 2 come on rockstar games holy
We got the R.E.L. text, we got a old ass intro, how old is this, how old is this, how old is this, I'm sorry guys.
This is the actual trailer, 1999. I got unboxed and one year later this game got released, maybe my mom played this.
Here we go.
DMM, another company, looks like Mario.
yo
We have that squares that we all know now
How are we alright?
Where ever that is oh my god those shades of fin there from the start since 1999
This ain't gameplay. Is this like five numbers at night?
The Guna game that I played.
Why is there a video?
Guys, this is not GTA 6.
They don't even show the gameplay.
Did the gameplay look bad back?
Check, did they use to do movie trailers for games back in the day?
What's that like?
Neta?
This does make me want to play GTA 2.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
They show you what you can do in-game.
IRL.
Let's go to the strip club, my boy.
Oh!
Huh!
Mafia bosses?
Suck!
Oh my gosh.
GTA 2 already there on the strip club.
already down the strip club in 1999 I love GTA it's so unhinged go you can do
whatever you want but you can fuck people up I have goosebumps bro
yo who played this shit who played this I can just watch this all grandfifth
auto reveal trailers what yo that was nice 1999 which one is next which one
None of us did now. No, some of you guys for sure play GTA 2, bro
Which one is next? Is it Liberty City guys? Is the list now correct?
Let me see the year
Chet says GTA 3 Sally
Liberty City is not three right
Okay
suck
Sally, I'm gonna call you in a second what you called the enemy team.
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
All right, GTA 3, when was this released, boys and girls?
In 2001, they were pumping them out every what? Every two years? Every two or three years?
No, this is after two years. Here we go. We see the cover art of the game now, literally,
what we have sometimes like I think this was same for like GTA V and like these squares oh my god
here we go baby here we go here we go I don't think I played this guys I think I started with
San Andreas call me a lot of time no no no I did play Vice City I think here we go GTA 3 trailer
will it be a movie trailer will it be a gameplay trailer let's find out suck
Holy graphics. Have a NATO now.
My boy will scream and laugh.
Oh. Jen, is it from this game? Ah, shit. Here we go again. We have the Lambo.
Jen, you customers, we have the cops. We have killing people.
This is the Swiral of GTA. You can do whatever you want. Won't you?
You know, flame thrower.
We have the OOZ.
We have the street racers.
Half physics better than ever now.
Grand F-auto. It's still still fast.
We're still like a McDonald's car.
Hold on.
I can't see though, check what did you play this on like a Nintendo like a Game Boy why is it so
stupid so here's to why is the graphics so goddamn bad bro why is that
That was the E3 trailer, oh my god, the other ones are probably way better.
Xbox trailer, PS2 trailer.
That's it, that's all my songs.
My sex.
you
You
There we go GT San Andreas boys and girls. This is actual actual was some of us before Liberty City. This is actual for me
there's no you want trailer for 2004 game I don't know do I when was someone
that's released
Chet we all played this unless you're like a full zoomer bro this shit this shit
gives me goosebumps bro was I the only one chat I was playing in my friends
this place on this place station 23 I don't fucking know I was playing at my
friends place and we always took turns if I die you play one round if you die
I play you know and Connie nuts
Was I the only one chat? I was kind of scared to play GTA at times like I for scared getting hunted by the cops
Like I was low-key playing GTA like a pussy, bro
Like my friend who was like suck the rocket launcher bomb bomb like three stars four stars having some fun as Jason's
But I was scared when I was at three stars, but I was hiding in a bush. You smell me, bro
I'm not the only one. All right. Here we go. We don't have much time
Step In's Presents
Welcome to San Andreas
I'll see J.K. Gross
We land at the main
Sky Man is a whole week
And Los Santos
Let us get more sleepy
From where did anybody compete
Leave a hole
She goes
On the controller
Stuck in L1 square
She's right
I knew that all by
It's the top of my head
The refill helps
The infinite money the time
The man breathes
You get close and close and pro-match,
So up urban zip,
Pick them and get sacked,
Eyes for the strip drop in this one baby!
Don't test just to guess if you're so far as a girl.
Don't doubt these chills at the club you feel.
Jump out, bust and gun until they tough they did.
It's in my problem, I'm not out.
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch,
With the commitment, cost and position.
TMP in for last,
Keep a grasp, new cop calls,
Been on IAS for last past week.
Cause the Dre is fully gangsta.
That's fan mate.
All right. All right. Yo, yo, yo, what is our list, bro? What is our list? Is there a real trailer even?
Are we dead ass?
Fuck I mean Sally's trying but checkmate. There isn't a trailer. There isn't a trailer
It had a good time
Chad who had a PlayStation 2? Oh, why is it showing me big?
Another game ahead of its time
All right
You're scared. I'm scared to click the next ones city stories. We skip Liberty City Chad Liberty City
You see? Yeah, you're now gay.
Or straight to four.
We have 15 minutes till GTA 6 straight up.
Go straight to four?
You don't want Liberty City?
I think I played Liberty City.
Why are you hating on Liberty City?
Sorry.
Did I?
No, they didn't.
Yes, I did!
I think
All right liberty is made what okay, okay, okay here. We go GTA 4 boom
No, no, no, I want to see it for one second bro. Let me see Liberty City real quick just real quick
That's
Forgive me for the first day
144p is kind of crazy
We're called for guys like us.
We're called back in time bro.
This three? Alright alright alright.
Okay we go to four.
Zack, here we go.
This chat GTA 4 called me nuts.
At least where I was from at my school.
People were kinda hating on it.
Right?
I think at my school at least my friend group.
They were kind of hating on it like I was called up to the ghosts of the GTAs.
I'm being badass.
Like I think my friends told me like no, no, no, don't buy GTA 4.
It was like the GTA, it was called up to the ghosts of the GTAs.
But I loved it.
I did play it.
Alright, here we go.
I think that was just the happen.
Here we go.
I
Know no no no no no no no no no no no hello, I'm busy
I'm sorry
Even the choice to kill your best friend will die.
What do you do?
You could run.
No!
Run!
Take this when I was one!
What's left?
14!
Run!
Trailer!
Let me see if I just search for what happens.
is this the right one if this is the right one then Sally what the hell did
you check what did you check my friend all right let's go let's go is this a
right one here we go
Can you jump off those bellies with a parachute?
Life is complicated. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people.
Perhaps here, things will be different.
from it. Oh my god!
GTA 4. Oh my gosh baby. Which one is next? What's Trailer 2? Are there two of them?
You're looking at one of them because I did play this one minute only.
You're looking for some people.
We're all looking for that special someone.
I need to know a packet. Give me that.
For ten years, I've been searching.
Why leave this for you?
I guarantee that you will find this man.
What's this story about?
No more killing.
Don't do anything stupid, cousin.
We have to find him.
Fine, you got one of my work!
You got my work!
Revenge?
I don't remember what I'm talking about.
I'm the one who survived.
Get this done.
Yo.
Why does she take off so much?
all right chat really go up in there or not is it time for GTA 5 or quick
trailer 3 wait if it's short then yes it is short two minutes do we have time
Yes, we do right into GTA 6 we're going
Okay, I see I see how Sally is having issues
Trailer for brothers so many
How?
All right, let's just go to five because we have no time otherwise like the counter for GTA 6 is in a minute
We also have to watch GTA 6 trailer. GTA 5 here we go, deal or no deal
This is it
Question is will
GTA 6 top
Top this again GTA is childhood
GTA is
Teenage hot GTA is adulthood
once you grow up you start playing RP right you go on no pixel if you're a kid
you're playing fucking San Andreas with your boys bro through all phases of your
life bro you always had a contact with GTA at least I did here we go GTA 5
bro plate this plate this in high school plate this once I became a
streamer on no pixel bro here we go a few weeks ago I was happily talking
This game nailed is this the wrong trailer this game nailed by the way characters right bro those characters those voices you cared bro
wrong trailer GTA 5 trailer oh my god this one hundred and thirty million views
I
Why did I move here I guess it was the weather
You see it in the movies I wanted to retire and what I was doing
And I'm so chocked, yeah.
On that, that line of work, be a good guy once.
Family man.
And I'll take it all of this.
So, I'm on a big house.
Came here with my feet on.
Thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads.
My kids would be like the kids on TV.
With my balls, sitting in the sun.
But you know, it's fine.
What they did not?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
There was so much in this game, but I remember when they came to the police, the whole high school was playing the bell.
And Riverlight in class discussing, yo, when you do this mission you have to go all in on my kids company and you get like, a lot of money.
Because they had stocks and shit, right?
Rundle, back in there you didn't do your stuff, you asked your friends to answer credit.
Oh you bought magazines!
I remember buying more magazines from the finished Boku Mumbro
and they also had them for GTA...
Oh my god bro, GTA...
Nah, nah, this game was different guys, this game was different.
Guys, I'm scared about GTA 6.
I'm scared that it can't reach.
That the expectations just...
It's impossible to reach.
Am I the only one bro?
Like...
One thing that you can't repeat is emotions, right?
And we will never get our childhood back, our high school time, no feelings just playing
GTA, just worried about like having money for the strip club in game.
Like GTA 6 release now, hopefully it will be what it is to us, what it used to be to
those kids nowadays, bro.
you
I'm scared. I am inside right now
Because I'm actually scared that like the servers are gonna be chopped like I need to see this bro
I need to see this it is a little how much longer three minutes guys less than two minutes less than two
Type ready if you're ready, bro, we're gonna see everything literally strip club
Game play. Oh my god, it's still up. It's still up. I am scared. Am I on kid's top right now? No,
I have to make sure. Am I on kid's top? I think I'm not, guys. I think I'm not. I should be fine.
I think I should be fine. How will it unlock, guys? Two minutes, two minutes, two minutes,
It's two minutes, two minutes, two minutes.
Yo, why am I excited as shit?
25 minutes.
Guys, I'm not gonna pause a single time at the start, yeah?
I'm not gonna pause a single time, bro.
I'm just gonna let it play, all right?
Actually, I'm not gonna pause.
I'm actually not gonna pause.
Okay, we can still rewatch it later on, bro.
It will be a black screen, no it won't.
Look, I made sure that it works.
See?
Good breakfast, Beth.
Well, you can't see.
I know what I have to do.
Wait.
For GeoGuess, I turned it off.
I know what I have to do.
Call me a cheat event.
Watch this.
I can't prepare, bro.
I can't prepare.
Now if I click, what?
No.
Come in, come in, come in.
I should have known.
Can you see this or not? Can you see this?
Yes, you can.
Oh my god, I thought it started playing! 60 seconds! 60 seconds!
It's sound or no? Did you hear sound or no?
Do I keep refreshing? I don't know.
No. Why did I refresh?
Oh
No
It's Netflix down
Still not up
Netflix is crashing right now? Bro, but what did they expect? Fix this over!
Like bro, you have GTA 6 right now, of course it's gonna, there's people gonna watch.
Get me the fucking before I crash out!
I'm not going to press anything at all.
I'm about to break my table, I'm about to break my table.
I was literally in, I was already watching, I was enjoying that, what do I click, what
do I click?
Fuss!
Jesus Christ!
Yeah
26 minutes of gameplay boys and girls fast. Look
All right, that's a block right here
Yo, that's Jason right fuck yo, what's up y'all trying to smoke no
Y'all know booby booby, huh? Yeah
Yeah
We're picking something up for you know anything about that
Yeah, go inside and ask for Raymond bro
Appreciate it. I want to play right now. Chad, which side to your rich rich gang do you choose, bro?
There's probably multiple gangs and this is one of them
Could be the crypts could be the bloods
You can walk in sight
Man, look at this NPC see that shit, like I don't even want to hear that shit.
Hold up, bro.
Yo, you want me to do something?
Raymond, thank me, king of the...
What you want?
Booby sent us, we'll pick up.
Alright, alright. Yo, we going up.
Chad, when they talk it looks good.
That sexy rat?
Say we'll allow you that sexy rat, baby.
Why do I feel like a Gensoul?
S4S.
It's the Sloth again.
Pick up or drop off?
Pick up.
I love how you have to wait. The game is not ADH. This is real life.
First door on the right.
Yep.
Look at the dog pat the dog pat the dog
This is GTA you choose bro looks like y'all you want to knock or you want to break it
Fucker size up with the glizzy spot, buck!
What you want?
Yo, ram it around.
Nah, never heard of him.
Yo, we're here to pick up...
...Fabubi.
Alright, hold up.
Is that Mickey?
Boys?
No, no, no, no.
Yo, Ray!
These two said that Fabubi already told that motherfucker what the fuck's going
on, man?
He seriously sent y'all over here, buck.
We're just here to collect man. Why he ain't come to let you in asses of that?
No
Look, we could go back empty-handed
My partners off the grid by night film
Fuck oh no
So who knows all this right? Hey fucking knows problem is the only word about himself look at his rats. That looks good
Yeah, phone
Let me tell y'all something, at this point, I really don't give a fuck.
Alright, pack that shit up.
Yo, right, it's him, Ernesto. Put on his big phone.
Hey mom!
Yo, Ernesto!
Hey mom, hey mom!
What the fuck you at?
Hey, my brother, we got a situation happening.
My friends on the dashboard are on their way.
They said they're paying you a visit, so let's let them take whatever they want, okay?
What the fuck are you talking about?
You know I got a nigga outside your mama house, right?
Raymond, listen very closely, Cabrón.
Raymond!
That's a good one!
Hey, you raised 12! They two's up in there again!
Raymond!
Get the fuck out of here, man!
Get the fuck out of here!
Shit!
Oh, wait, this way!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I've always been there for you.
Is this what I do?
Police! Don't fucking move!
Fuck you!
Oh, push up! Stay with me!
Out of six-fives!
Oh, cover! You can probably switch between him and her!
Look at the top right!
O.G. Bunts!
For the magazine now!
That's a bad screen, listen to me!
What the fuck is going on here?!
Fuck him!
Get your fucking handle on a bunch of street bushes!
Hey man, they need to load!
Aww, too bad!
Cleanse, get up!
He's fucking Mendon's.
Yo.
You think he saw us?
No, he couldn't have.
Fucking...
you
You
This intro I get it
You don't need up to some big fucking shit. I get that too. Who is this guy?
I, you know, I was right until filming.
I don't know as much as you.
Carl Meyers said he was like, former Dominican intelligence or something.
Damn.
What?
My god!
I wish we weren't running late.
Really?
What?
I didn't know all this.
Relationships are about communication.
On those graphics?
Sure.
I'm sorry.
Where are you at?
My city's done!
This is incredible!
Incredible!
What the fuck are you doing?
And you know, JJ, something is always happening.
No, no, no! Get me in, bro!
You seen this?
Look, who's back?
You can fight!
Oh my god, group 6!
What?
Well, you had that success.
I'm just more comfortable.
I'm happy as a girl, you know?
Just be charming, okay?
Yeah.
And don't worry about Brian.
Dudes are tired.
I mean, look at Lori's statmatic.
Looks like they're loving it.
Good body.
Yeah, they are.
At the bar.
Hand in hand.
Don't be jealous, Chad.
We're gonna be playing this soon.
You can go back in an hour.
Oh, my God, as I live and breathe, look at the two of you.
Hey, Laura, it's good to see you, Brian.
Uh-huh.
Oh, come here, give us a hug.
I told Brian I thought you two were both dead for sure.
Now, what have you gotten yourselves into?
How about a know everything?
I can't keep going, everybody.
Nobody knows, bro.
No studies have you seen in the back.
You can go there, bro.
You can just chuck all that stuff out of my mouth.
Look, I was just sightseeing with my girl.
You're too scary
What's up?
Job it has to be done tonight. It's a night. She wants it on the quiet, huh?
He only wants one of you. Well, and you know
I don't mind. I mean, I
What if you wanted to?
I'm gonna go.
Enjoy your dinner guys.
I'm back for dessert.
Well, I'll walk you out. I need the ladies.
Yeah, let's take some review.
Oh my god, bro.
I never get to
smoke through in front of Lori.
What's this guy?
I never tell you about him.
Sorry guys, it's GTA, bro.
The fairground
rolled into my hometown when I was a kid.
Look at all this shit in the sky, I don't got it.
I'm going to get lost while playing this, bro. Forget about real life, never go outside in it.
Everybody here doing this thing, guys!
I'm going to have this beautiful castle.
One night we snuck in, and buddy of mine, he got it working.
Look what the law says to you.
I like that guy.
What's up, Flanger Studio?
You drank the speed up so fast that we thought we was two slots.
That was two stars!
You have one, two, three, six stars!
Six stars!
I started going faster, and faster is getting harder.
And I rolled both of them six stars.
And I said, well, shit, that ain't good.
And I fucking jumped.
And you can't just stay down.
Practice head over and I'm that nice.
You got a point?
Yeah, yeah.
You gotta know when to get off,
Jason, you hear me?
They're so good at making characters, bro.
Like I'm already invested, bro.
I want to get back to hard, bro, and smoke this entire thing.
Hey, I got this raw old guy's car. I'm heading to the address to get it.
Thanks. On my way.
Yo, so, uh, I've been thinking, and...
I don't think we should talk about, you know, our troubles, not just yet.
I thought there was a whole point of this.
Look, he could sell us out.
We'll put a bullet through our heads,
But we seriously, what reasons do we have to justice that are real?
Alright, so how do you want to play?
Slow play.
Just stay, hi, nice to meet you, here's your car, where's our payment?
You're gonna have to stop in this house and go nuts!
Alright.
See you there.
Yep.
You're sick.
You miss me?
I've been busy.
You got a Texas guy?
A dude could be a cop for all we know.
He's not a cop, but Ryan.
He's just cautious.
It's probably why you survived so long. We could learn something.
Maybe you could.
Yeah. You're the perfect criminal.
Jason. Lucia.
Yeah.
We gotta go.
Go?
Yeah, go. Like, right fucking now!
Who the fuck is that guy?
He came here to deliver.
Shit. He's cautious, right?
Bro, open up! I'll be fine!
Fuck this fucking girl!
I said get out of here! I said get out of here!
Fuck her, I said get out of here!
Hey, bro. Get your ass back here, man.
She looks like soulmate.
You better hold these fuckers off.
Akuna!
I gotta know something to get free.
Here. You take this.
Get him out of here!
I'm gonna punch him in the freeway!
Oh, the fuck is that, Maggie? Fuck you!
Oh, my God!
Hang on!
It's nice to wait! You can get six stars!
And five to 10 decibels! But what happened to six stars?
I hope you're not trapped in here, Rufus.
No, I'm not! No, I'm not!
Oh, my God!
It's good!
Keep trying to do it!
Your wife and friends are so sexy here!
This one took the little scripted tune up in the line.
We are not rhyming.
Let's me pull the objective here.
But it looks good, so what?
That's it.
Good.
How about we just chill here for a minute?
Fucking shit.
You want me to take the wheel?
What?
No.
Look.
You think everything always goes as planned, huh?
No, man, no.
I like it.
I'll always be some kind of bullshit.
A professional adapts.
Are you a professional, you see it?
Huh?
Of course.
Good.
I need a profession.
Oh, man.
I see.
I want to kill these cops so bad and then fuck someone in the shit about that this is GTA
bitch.
Oh my god bro.
Don't run it.
Oh my god baby.
Nah bro.
Nah.
Run them over.
Sorry.
You don't understand bro.
You can do whatever you want in this game bro.
This is crap about a bitch.
You can do whatever you want in this game, though.
This is classic out of date.
Fuck this game, though.
No military base.
Steal a fucking, steal a fucking Blackwing fucking chopper.
Fuck the city up.
All those shipwrecks have been fucked from hookers.
I'll do it both.
Don't leave anything.
She's looking good, it's shit, bro.
Molotov.
Destroy evidence.
Just rob a new cabin.
Go clothing shop. Oh my god!
Alright Jason.
We'll cargo.
Copy.
Maybe some warning next time?
What should I tell you to put in your cabin?
Friday morning.
Bank rob.
Can you kill those birds and rob the cabin?
I just want to shoot those birds for a seat for worse.
You'll be fine.
Are you still alive?
Like, snipe those birds, see what happens?
Maybe eat them.
This could be the start of something good.
Keep your phones up.
Oh, Mamita.
You chose the loosos.
Take me to the loo, baby. I need to see it.
Does this man wear his crew?
Yeah, I think so.
You think he can help us?
You don't have any better ideas, do you?
Where are we?
Back in base, Ed.
Want to take a look around?
The loft put into the square.
It really looks like it's magic.
Oh my god!
You can, you can hoop!
You can hoop!
You can swim!
I'm so stingy.
Okay, this one?
You can swim though!
Oh, no, no, no.
Shut up, Jersky.
You can sweep on my foot.
Come on, y'all.
Yeah, I'm not sure, though.
What the hell is this?
It's a street racer scene.
You can change yourselves if you like them now, boss.
She's gonna rob it.
Let's try to keep it close to you.
What the hell are you doing?
Hey! I'm walking!
Okay, ducks are on their way.
Holy shit! What the fuck are you?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, look at the trunk jellies!
Wait, did you steal my friend's car?
Yeah.
Holy shit, Jack!
What do I do?
Jesus.
So, who is this guy?
Look!
Is that for eating me or what?
Grimjostrina, you bitch, asshole!
Shot at me, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Oh my god!
You're both a psycho racist?
It's real time that I'm not so good at this!
What the fuck? We're going to be playing this official!
Stay with me.
I bet you'd be real good at battle at the dawn.
Barrier?
Lucia! Jason, come take a seat. I'm waiting on the ETA for the flight.
It shouldn't exist, that's a realist.
Tea, coffee, champagne.
Three more champagne, thank you.
Be right back.
Trust me, this light wasn't only to help you.
So Val, I know it's a party, but we are working, right?
Right the job is
Gass them up boost his ego they can feel good about himself, baby sir
What's up, Chula
It's been forever. How is everything?
Lucia Jason, please meet Andres De Leon. Sorry guys. I'm a hunger
I'm a hunter. Come here.
Yeah, I saw this on my ride.
Beautiful, beautiful. Yes.
Gorgeous. All right, strong. Good job.
Here we go, gentlemen.
You guys, you driver?
Come on.
Are you ready for this party, bro?
I don't know, baby.
I'm ready for our party.
This party.
Okay.
So, wait.
I'm supposed to meet you as well, bro.
Street racists!
Hello, guys!
That's it, over. I'll never go back again, bro.
Welcome. How's your flight, sir?
Yeah, yeah, no good time. Those waitresses were all Indian, yeah?
Yeah, the flight attendants
Yes, of course.
Yeah, after the flight.
Well, they detent every corner of you guys got a room sorted.
Yes, it's all ready for you.
24th floor executive conference room.
Perfect!
Let's go freshen up, bro.
Let's do it.
Hey, honey.
So a couple of the losses producers friends are in town,
and we're gonna do a deep dive into my creative roadmap.
So we open the conference room,
do a little business,
and you know,
you think tax stuff.
Seriously?
Right now?
Yeah, baby.
You don't lose.
Yes, ma'am.
Petra,
I'm going to introduce you to Andres's new security detail, Jason and Lucia.
This is Petra Navarro, CEO of MegaMundo.
Good. Can I take you up?
Yes, please, let's go.
Jason looks so... uh, Lidia looks so good, bro.
Let him do what he does. Then I want him down here, okay?
You got it.
Well, I thought so, senoras.
Gustavo, I want you to meet Lucia.
She's part of the new security detail that we hired from this.
I know that song.
Phil Collins.
They went all out.
Some security guy just took my guns.
It's a good thing you're good with your hands.
Especially with the cover.
We should be fine.
Okay.
What is this we're calling on, guys? Do we know?
What do you mean? Don't come in.
Hey, hundreds.
It's okay. It's okay. It's my guy.
Okay, okay. Hey buddy, just uh, christening in a way.
Hey man.
Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt.
Hey man, can you-
He's doing coke on you now, baby.
He's sparkling water a few years.
You know, just the selection shit to drink, yeah?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
You're so late, you're just called asking to bring you down with a party now.
Petra Watson.
There's some big speed champion in there.
No! Fuck, fuck that shit!
Oh yeah!
Sorry, I'm a hard pass.
I wouldn't have all hit me, oh my.
Texas is an overdrive on me.
How many ideas did I just have in the last five minutes, bro?
So many, bro.
So fucking many.
It's like the fans back together.
I just met these funny guys.
Yeah.
In that shit, Kurt.
Hello, everyone.
I just want to thank you all for coming here tonight
to join us in celebrating the opening of Megamundo's
first corporate headquarters on American soil.
Hey!
We all did this together as a family.
BORING BOMB!
Who the hell are those guys?
Let me in!
Get the hell out!
Oh shit, showtime baby!
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god, it looks so good!
The weighted box!
Yeah, probably nothing looks real though!
Oh my god, it looks so good!
The weighted box!
Yeah, probably nothing looks real though!
It looks real, bro!
Oh my god, bro!
Like, I just want to shoot everyone, bro!
Nice, everyone!
Okay, we're here!
Like, like, Tess and I, like...
The music is swell, bro!
Hey, hey, hey!
Give me the phone!
Who am I gonna call?
I'm not stupid!
Hey, guys!
That's a go-under, man!
you
You
Looks fucking insane, bro does it not oh
Oh my fucking gosh, bro. I just want to play right now
They're loving the word bro
Just
You can literally talk get some money off the truck
I don't think we should tell about you know our troubles stop it stop it
When does it release it's in two months, right?
six stars what could be the six star boys five stars tanks right six or did
they just go lower like tanks at six I don't think so bro that's not what
rockstar games does it's gonna be something like maybe nuclear bomb on the
city military drones maybe drones FPV drones or something six stars
What should I tell you to put in your calendar?
Friday morning, bank with a knife.
Shit, how big is the world gonna be? Do we know?
We're here fine.
We're still alive.
Because look at the love on every single corner, bro.
Hey girl.
This could be the start of something good.
And she's looking good, bro.
I wanna go to the clothing shop right now.
Yo guys, when I talk about GTA, bro, I like...
like you know like bro gta is gta is gta bro overflowing it's 2.5 times bigger how do you know
bro magnificent the map is 2.5 times and guys what do we think about the characters he's looking
good as shit jayson alta baby you're looking good we are we are Morgan she dream girl well
bro no no no no no she's awesome bro she's awesome bro I love her bro and
who's the last guy the last guy is the Mexican guy right I fuck with him too
bro he's a vibe bro where was he where was he of course this guy right
He's Cuban?
Sheesh!
I want to play right now, I want to play right now.
Guys.
Look at this bro.
This right here is a big fucking thing right here where they show everything.
All?
We see those fucking animals right there, can I slow it down? Yes I can.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Chopper at the top, quick little chase, look at the fit. This is recorded on on PS5. How?
you
Wasn't there circle in the middle? I can't remember bro.
Who cares about the hut that much bro?
Like, I don't know. As long as the game is insane bro, I don't know.
It's not a mod buddy.
Did I get banned by the way? I just went in wrong bro.
I don't know if this was even allowed to watch it like this.
Am I still like on YouTube everywhere like are we still good bro? I don't even know. I don't even know
Am I still alive on YouTube? Am I still alive?
Yes, we are
I gotta go to bat tomorrow we play the fishing in guys
I like this guy, bro
which is dying actually let me guess it's in guling over some girl bro in GTA
wait which is actually down where are my channels where am I still live guys
What other game shots down fucking to which? Oh my god
Think every streamer is going to be on chef like I actually think every fucking streamer, you know
Everything's broken. Wait, I'm on the front page. I never even seen that
Yo, maybe Glitch buddy. What the fuck?
I
Don't only see like a handful of channels guys jeez bro jeez. I need to pre-order now. Maybe we get back like
Insane that that is beautiful. Do you see what I'm seeing bro
I'm just watching
RP is gonna be insane yo brother
Imagine an RP server on this. What are we saying, bro? Imagine no pixel on this
brother GTA 6 category had 2 million viewers
Zubau
you have to hop off guys
rp in 208 so wait guys when is PC coming off
You don't have 5M and stuff on console, right?
So all of... and GTA Online also won't be shipped with the game, right?
Like it will take time as well, right?
It's just first single player, right?
2028.
Do we know that for sure?
Like PC 2028?
Hey, get yourself a PS fucking 5, right?
Guys, will it really use an Xbox as well? Like instantly. I have to check where it looks better. I'm gonna if it looks
0.1% better on Xbox, I'm buying Xbox. I don't care
Yes, where will it look better? Or is it the same?
What an Xbox anyways, but there's this one game that I want to play chat. I wonder if you guys have ever played this
This is one game. That's Xbox only
table tennis table tennis pro xbox what is it called this rockstar games made a
fucking table tennis game is apparently one of the coolest games ever made by
rocks again same as GT6 look at the ship like it's actually insane little
P-roller oh boy this one but this like apparently they made as well the
The best fucking table tennis game. Rockstar games, bro. They are just the greatest, bro.
Imagine they put this into GTA 6, bro.
Like, I wanna play this game.
This came out like 10 years ago. It's so good.
Just put this into GTA 6, bro.
And then, the longer you go, the louder the songs get, man.
Get me in, bro.
I
Want to play this so bad, bro, when does come out 2009 probably earlier than that. It's just a fucking what the fuck
I'm gonna recommend guys Wow Wow Wow Rockstar fucking games, baby
Guys only an Xbox or PS5 I've been thinking
Run tweet what it's everyone else
to sell us out
I mean seriously what reason do we have to trust this man fuck the GTA 6 leaks how this trip
How the strip us in the game?
Buzzer
Here's five parole. I have that I have that I have that I bought one for my brain
But my recording still doesn't work. You'll have to figure that out a set guys. When is the release date?
If there's a CS tournament, what do I do? When is the release date when women?
GTA 6 release day 19th of November oh my god I'm full three I'm already back from
China CS majors in December nothing in November nothing what day is that that's
a what week day it's on your birthday damn bro you already know what you need
on your birthday bro GTA 6 on a Thursday that's fucking perfect all right guys hey
I'm heading off tomorrow tomorrow we're playing a little bit of friendslop
fury moxie and I are gonna hop into how to fish I think it's called I don't know
I thought a lot of good things about this game people were asking to play
this it's from the makers of peak or something or they invested into it I
don't know probably it's good we're gonna hop in tomorrow you have cases
and this and shit.
Moxie Fury and I are gonna hop in.
If it's boring, we hop out after like an hour.
If not, we finish it.
If we like it, you know?
Season two,
season two,
Dong slash Gran gonna happen soon as well.
And yeah.
PS5 Pro is 60 FPS.
Actually, no way.
No way that game can hold up 60 FPS, bro.
That should look fucking pristine.
No way, bro.
Guys, I hope you enjoyed the stream today.
Kusya and the Bussy, thank you for joining in.
Um, what's the stream better today than yesterday bro?
Haha, wait, I have to do song essa.
What do I have to do?
No, no, no, I get 30 minutes every day.
What's it called?
More exchange shuttle everywhere actually.
Don't say bye, don't say bye.
One run, one run, one run.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God.
I may be chopped today though.
Ah, let's go.
Suck, suck.
And we are back, baby said do you get PTSD from yesterday?
Yesterday I did the shit for three hours, bro. Oh my god. Stop asking for the game name, by the way
I'll tell you right after I finished, okay
Here we go
Let's see if today. I'm good, bro. Let me actually look in I did listen to a lot of music in the meantime
Which means I should be better than ever, bro. I learn every day because I listen to new songs easy mode. Here we go
I know it
I need one skipper
One more skip
I don't know it
But his audience, his demographic is woman in their 50s.
No front, right?
From Ireland.
I know a couple of songs, but I don't listen to Ed Sheeran like that.
I'm not the target group either.
Alright, here we go.
Re-roll.
Easy mode.
Everybody lock in.
Here we go.
Oh my god.
And mama's seat there.
I don't know, Skippy?
What?
Tonight.
Oh my god, queen.
Tonight.
Don't stop me now.
I'm gonna have myself
Have a good sign
You guys are locked bro, if you are locked, I'm locked
Bro, I don't know, I never know lyrics bro, here we go, lock in
But that was only point 5 things, we need to get point 1, here we go
What?
Sounds like a frog.
Burp.
One scaperoni.
Off for the gram.
Fuck!
What is that called, bro?
Off for the gram.
One more scape.
Gram.
Who is it?
Is it ex-Jewsworld?
Ne.
Off for the gram.
One more scape.
We should have it.
That's a good one.
the gram one more skipper we should have it
it's just love the gram
bitch i'm the cow bitch i'm the what
go move
what is it am i chopped off of the gram
it's just love the gram
bitch on the cow
bitch is low on the ground
hey guys, who was with me though?
who knows that song that I made?
is that a remix?
we gon' move
I sound like a fucking toddler with my music
chillax, it's a good song
Here we go. That's Doja Cat. Bro, it sounds exactly the same.
Ah, here we go. Here we go.
Look in.
Samana-unana!
I'm not gonna make the same mistake, bro.
Look in!
Never again! Never again! Let me sing again, bro!
Love that song bro. Lock and medium.
Buzzerite.
Should be Eminem and Tormini.
Doesn't register once, get back.
Wait, that's post.
Or?
Who made baby?
Do you love me?
Are you riding?
It's one of those two blokes bro
Is it post or the other guy be be
Better now. I don't fucking know man. He's see radio one. What's he be see radio one
Hey
What is that intro bro
Is a beach yes
Jonas brothers
What was that fucking remix bro
Switch still dying. Oh my god. Look at this. My chat has never been this low
Is that nice?
Yo guys
We're like a family. We're like a family sauce right now. What is this? Yo guys, where you from?
What the hell? What did you guys do today? I can talk with y'all what the hell?
Well, it's the same names popping up.
Twitch is down.
England, sadly.
Halftime, I know, bro.
But how was your day?
From Romania.
I've never been to Romania.
I want to go, you're from my hometown, no way.
Iceland, bro, I wasn't Iceland, it was so nice.
The people are so nice there, so friendly.
Like when you were looking, when you looked like
you were looking for something at the mall,
immediately, Icelandic woman comes to you,
yo, can I help you somehow?
You look like you're looking for something.
What the hell?
They don't do that in Germany.
Come on.
And Nida Saxon they do.
Nida Saxon?
My God.
NRV?
Whoa.
All right, here we go.
Everybody lock.
Where are my Nida Saxon people at?
Here we go, boys.
Bother right, skip.
Oh my God.
Wait.
Um.
It's the song, bro.
Ah.
Ah, it's a full radio song, bro.
Honey, we'll must keep up and have it.
Uh, yeah, I'm not playing this today, guys.
All I am was a brother.
In California, where are my toes in the sand?
California with my toes in the sand.
I am finding an adventure, I am sawing a king
M is a man, I want the world in my head
Sweater weather buzz alright
Bye Komu
Guys this is my last run because I actually had off line afterwards
Tomorrow fishing game will be fun, I need to go to bed
Alright here we go everybody look in
easiest extreme demon here oh you know I'm good at this game guys lock in on it
I will lock in for you bro Mr. Zoaza watch this come on my gold is washed
shite there's five billion streams yeah easy mode means it has a lot of streams
usually I don't get these though easy mode is hard mode for me call me nuts
hot mode is easy mode for me lock in watch this can't even hear that note
Oh, damn, I deafed.
Beep, beep.
Need a skipper only.
Some sad song.
You guys probably already know this.
One more skipper.
Oh my God.
We all know this.
I need one more skipper than I have a f***
Oh my god
Ah, that's a good one
Sexia song, League of Legends
Ah, song bro
Silver Scrapes
Mass
Uh, no, no, no, no
I'm choked a little, my boy
I'm just gonna give up
I don't want to
Lovely?
That's Billy Eilish
Oh, it's not really what I meant.
Okay, I thought it was the lick sound.
Bro, I don't listen to Billy. Do I look like I listen to Billy?
No front. Here we go.
FakerMap3. I thought it was that.
Last one. Come on.
Oh my God.
I know it, but I'm too tired.
Is it a Spanish song?
you
Thank you.
Need a skipper boys and girls come on
It is a crowd clapping, fuck I feel like we should know this
Wait, is it Eminem?
Till I collapse
Does the intro start with clapping?
Doesn't it go like it's a one-side and one-side only
something doesn't sound like the aminem clapping intro it's not till I collapse
right now what oh my try to listen to the voice guys
Miley? Miley Adele?
Flowers?
I don't know, that's not Adele. I don't know who Adele is singing.
You look at me baby want to catch on fire
We know who's singing what else is wait
Of course we know this person
Burning in your eyes
You look at me baby want to catch on fire
It's not Taylor Swift who's singing that
But it was on the sky
Who else exists which other woman exists
Burning in your eyes
You love bro, we all know this voice of hers. What a beautiful voice get me
Hello from the other side
ahhhhhh
wait it is Adele
if she made hello this is her voice no?
baby wanna catch some fire
what could that be?
it's a bit of a race
la la la sky
running in your eye
baby wanna catch some fire send my love
from the movie I watched a lot of movies oh my gosh bro
Lady fucking Gaga bro, bad romance, was that the same voice? I mean it was. Fuck. Locking.
Man shut your bitch's up. I remember getting stuck on this fucking song like ten times.
It's Billy, no front against Billy. I forgot that it's Billy. W Billy.
Ocean eyes. Not.
How many times do I have to get fucked on this song bro?
Everything I wanted.
I don't, you don't, me.
That's a feather.
Thank the lord, next.
One Scaproni.
Skip.
I just want to listen to music and fuck this game, I'm out.
All right guys, I'll see y'all tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
I just rage quit the music game how to save a life. Oh my god. Good ass son, bro
Guys, I'll see you all tomorrow, bro. Um at 3 p.m
CT probably for you know me. You know me. I hope you enjoyed the stream
I enjoyed it a lot more than the yesterday one. I had a fun fucking time. Thanks to you guys, bro
Thanks to you guys have fun in CN. I'm not going to China. Oh, I am wait. I am in two months
You're right. You're right. Thank you, bro
I'll see you all tomorrow. Can't in a loss. Yes, we can yes we can bro. I'm gonna get hot suck again
Dream girl wallahi whoo-hoo guys. I'll see you all tomorrow, bro. Cozy Cozy Cozy
I'll to text with zigzag bro if he actually pulls up
But a lot of people are in Germany right now because of games come as well steak is also in Germany
I fuck with steak bro. He was part of the squad at the mr. Beast games
Him Tyler Muth T view goats guys. I'll see you all tomorrow
Costion the busty
Korea here we come no no no chill X chill X. Yeah, you know what's funny, bro. I
Always check my Instagram DMs right and that was one dude, bro. Look at this. Look at this. There was one dude
Who played one of those games right one of those dating games? It's a Turkish
It's a talk of streamer. Look at this shit
Look at this he played one of those Korean dating games and then
Look he sent me this
Am I eating something no
Look at him. She played she played a dating game
He says well well well
suck him playing
dating goona game or whatever right bro like I don't know like he's acting
kind of like maybe he's in love I don't know look for he actually went to
Korea I'm not doing this by the way but he was sending me this like your
bro like you know chat I'm not trying to Korea even if she would say yes
bro no no no no look at him bro look at him what the hell bro bro man I
relived the game bro all right it's not a turn bro that was funny guys that's
y'all cuz you're in the bussy um but I do need a Jeff bro dead ass bro hi hi
hi how do you find a jess about the streamer bro hmm I'm not gonna go on
some dating at bro hell no we'll see guys until tomorrow cuz you're in the
Bussy
Love ya bye bye
Bye bye
I'm
Winning let me wait off-run channel suck
suck
I'll be your boyfriend. No, bro. I'm not gay, bro. Yo relax, bro. All right. Oh, what kind of right off-run channel?
Switch actually that
Geesh, can't read. That's Zika's mobile. See, that works.
Lord Witch is chopped right now.
Wait, how many viewers do I have?
Did I fall off? What do you mean 4,000?
Yo, guys, wait, what?
Hell!
Zero?
oh we made it okay okay okay your guys to see that's some all right bye bye
bye your twitch is shot right now all right bye I love you guys bye YouTube
chat love you guys as well YouTube the better platform I'm not gonna lie
peace out guys you're too fine to open the link right now I'm not gonna like
guys love you guys bye see you tomorrow how to fish with moxie and fury
YouTube frogs if you don't know moxie and fury yet