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well well well yo except us I appreciate the rate my boy except us
Madrid where's my camp boys nah except us am I the only one who feels sad
bro am I the only one who feels sad oh my gosh man I don't know if it's the
weather guys I'm feeling melancholic I'm feeling melancholic
raining outside how is the throat goat it seems fine right now it seems fine
right now I was scared that I was getting a sore throat the looks this
morning bro I would have absolutely crashed out bro and furious also
messaged me yo bro like I wear you sick because we drank out of the same
bottled by accident and I was like nah bro I don't think I'm sick um even though
yeah you know like I told him like maybe I have a sore throat at most but
seems fine seems fine he seems to be getting sick though GGs go bless him in
the chat go bless him in the chat yo chat I have this fucking post how do
you call it the post event like the post the post vacation holiday like
sadness right now bro bro madrid it was so many but it was sunny all day we
were doing the coolest shit ever bro we met the nicest people fucking Alex and
Lily man us three cracking jokes all night in the hotel lobby in the
evening boys when do we meet for breakfast oh my and then I come back
to here bro it's raining bro I got it my apartment is dirty I gotta clean
it's jeez bro it's oh my gosh man except happy it happened sad that it
ended no oh my gosh I mean bro I love this streaming stuff you know what I
mean but man man oh man I can't stream all day bro like this morning I was
feeling sadness bro I was like nah bro imagine imagine ho yo yo yo why you
Why do you say Kappa bro, why do you say Kappa?
But Chad, how are you doing today bro?
How are you doing today man?
I also didn't sleep enough bro, I also didn't sleep enough.
It's the weather bro, I'm telling you it's the weather bro.
How the fuck are UK people happy bro, if it's raining all day?
I swear that shit shifts my mood like I'm a, like I'm a, like I'm a, like I'm
kaya getting sat bro.
Like that's me in the morning when I see rain outside bro, like hell nah bro, hell
No, that's the thing. We aren't have hard times
Shisee
cozy vibes it is a vibe when it's raining outside and it's like the evening
You know what I mean, and it's like thunder storming maybe even that is the fucking cram did a cram cherry on top
And you're just gaming, you know that about the days already passed
But if it's raining during the day, nah, bro. No, no, no, no, you know what I mean
It's sunny today and long in London really, bro. I live it's fucking raining all day, bro
I'm not even joking bro fucking Netherlands. What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing, bro?
Like did we change with us with with with the United Kingdom? Oh my gosh
um
It's time to play secure
Chat today. Ah, let me go live on YouTube. So thank you Sally and let me tweet as well one second chat
Ah, bang bang w salient the mother-suck-and-chat right fucking now
Elsa would be chopped Elsa would be just sitting here for 10 minutes every every every start of the stream bro doing nothing
You know what I mean now we go straight into the gameplay just like per usual, bro. You feel me, bro
All right suck. Let me do a quick little go live
By the way, how funny is this mean bro like I my Twitter is full with the speed mean bro
Let me show you my homepage
If it's that yeah, it's actually cooked
This is my whole page on Twitter bro.
What the fuck is this meme dog?
Just asked the girl that I was sitting with on a plane where she was flying to.
Yo, nah bro, nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Oh my gosh.
Do I have more of that?
Streets won't fucking know.
Was that the OG?
What the fuck is this, bro?
The fuck is y'all doing?
Was that the OG?
What the fuck is this, bro?
The fuck is y'all doing?
Does he not get it?
I don't get it.
What's so funny about these pictures, bro?
Real shit.
Why is y'all laughing at these pictures?
Nah, tell real shit.
What is so funny?
What is funny?
He doesn't care.
Wait, I don't get why this...
Why is this a GTA 6 loading screen?
I don't get it.
My whole front page is fucking filled, bro.
Cheated on the test and failed?
Nah.
Put my front on.
As a reference.
Nah, get me off, bro. Get me out.
Oh my gosh.
Are these memes frying our brain? No, right?
This is just act- This is good, right?
This is fine, right? This is not like brainwrap, bro.
Oh my god. Because Loki, I was scrolling for an hour yesterday laughing at these, bro.
I'm not gonna die. This is my homepage, by the way. I'm not even- You know what I mean?
This is the original.
Speed.
Professor, come to me in front of the whole class.
oh my god get me out enough enough enough enough enough bro enough enough
we laughed enough for the day bro we have laughed enough for the you I might
only when I start crying when I laugh I always get tears in my eyes tears of
joy tears of mmm salty alright listen bro GTA 6 album what wait this just
got released? Sevalahi. Rockstar Game 6 mute. This is the album for GTA 6. I've not seen
this. Just got released. That's it, Young Lean. It's the first single on top. Spotify.
Open. How do I find the playlist playlist?
GTA 6. GTA 6 playlist.
Just got released. This is official.
I think you fit it all in the back
Money close deep man, same your cities
I like what's still in store
The world's on hold, let the summer heal
Yo!
I don't think I think too much
I wanna cruise around and fuck some bitches, bruh
Oh my-
You're a fuckin' deal, but I can't stop it
Ride over some seductive skins, bruh
Put them to sleep on the fuckin' sidewalk
I'm my the only one, I'm my the only one
I think you're my soul, the sixth to the end
GTX 10, bruh
Don't ask me, don't ask me
I just don't allow it, come on
I
Was playing it twice
Chetam I acoustic sometimes Brian be honest, bro and be honest just be honest for a second, bro
Oh, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo, well, let me go live on YouTube
Did I get stupid or overtime bro since I started streaming except as you were here since the start, bro
Like I will you were here since since when?
You slash user except us. Let's see. He was following since
2020
except us did I become cleverer or not if I say what do you mean by that except
us bro like the chat teaches me some stuff I teach them some stuff like this
is you know like we're all ending up smarter right mm-hmm
dumb up day by day okay guys to be check out the album real quick
Wait, if I react to it here, you won't be able to hear it.
How do I play this in the browser?
Suck, share, copy. Bang, bang, bang.
They don't call me the goat for nothing.
Alright, let's see, let's see. Suck, I just want to see real quick.
This is the official GTA 6 playlist, bro. Type one if you're bricked.
Bright lights.
Hey! Little cowboy action! Putting on those cowboy boots!
You feel me! You feel me!
Yup! I'm killing some people with them!
Our red revolver!
And then hitting Terry Blacks after that!
You smell me?
Yup! Riding around in the Chevy!
Riding around in the Chevy!
My baby is here
All right
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I've never seen her or heard of her.
This is Sydney Sweeney, no?
What the hell?
Am I crazy?
What else?
Are those all the songs, guys?
Are those all the songs?
Why are you question marking me, bro?
Why are you question marking me?
Fuck, now I don't want to know.
I don't know what I want to listen to.
Let me listen to some 90s.
They're also gonna have songs like these don't know I remember the in the trailer of GTA 6. They were playing what song
Was it losing my religion they were playing a banger, bro
They were playing a banger, bro. They got the access to all of the good shit, bro. That's for sure. That is for sure
Tom Petty
What don't disrespect ping-pang for what did I say I said I like that so those songs
Yeah, bro, bro, and if I didn't it is what it is like. It's all based on taste. No, but I didn't say nothing
I like it
cheese Louise
boys and girls um
How was your day today, bro? How was your day today? Are those all the GT6 leaks? I think so
remind me in one and a half hours in one and a half hours we hop into
Rocket League with fury and squishy. Yeah, um
um
shout out to epic games
um
We're doing a quick little all three of us bro. We got like, you know, we got like there
You already know you we got like there. Yep. Yep. Um, and we're gonna be doing what is it?
Let us know we can still change it like we can choose what we want to do but um
We were thinking
Noob versus pro right and every time we lose we add another person
And then I think it can go up to like seven versus one
I want to see how many like noobs it takes to beat squishy, bro
Who's of course the goat do we do the classic bro? Do we just do the classic? I didn't make sense
I didn't make sense. I would be excited to see that
So we do need some of you guys as well, bro. We do need some of you guys as well people who people who?
Who don't curse people don't curse like me and fury and squishy people who don't curse if you don't curse in the chat like me
No, I think it's not like that, but yeah
That's gonna be a one and a half hours remind me about that. All right. Um, okay. Let me quickly check the reddit
He don't read this bro, I always read the YouTube chat bro, is he not gonna watch Rocket League Championship I am
Tomorrow we have the Lauren tournament
I'm on on Sunday. I'm for sure watching it. That's my grand finalist, right? Grand final
Sunday, I'm watching for sure rocket league. Let me see. I want to start with the redder boys and girls
Bad she wants here's another baby. All right
What is the first thing that I see on the reddit, bro, are we dead ass? It's not the top post, right?
Okay, it's not it's not let's see another also stream. Oh
We still talk about you
Guys he put CS go not CS to I mean
Sheesh, bro
Guys, what is up with CS tour right now and we'll see us go like is it like I'm doing a violent tournament tomorrow
Not a CS tournament. Um, I
Sometimes check into D mazastream the cheetah problem is crazier than I've allegedly
We don't get updates other than them trying to fix the cheetah problem which is not which is should be a given
What is going on right now, bro?
What the fuck is going on right now? I saw Dima look over the player numbers this morning and it does not look good, bro
Yeah
Has been declining ever since March. Is that normal? Maybe it's just because the time of the season. No up up
Kind of fine minus 60 minus 20 minus 20. I mean it could be worse could be worse
1.2 million people playing is still insane though that is still insane
Like what who plays?
Like other sports. There's just no way
Like I don't see anyone play CS
Count other than like
Dima
Counter-Strike to
Top game right now in the world
Jet if you're like in school on uni, what are you guys playing?
Like it has to be every like fifth person at least is playing CS. That's a shit makes no sense
Hmm, maybe it is like a lot of Russia and stuff because this region is still like
Love CS oh
Minecraft deadlock
Wow, but Lawrence Rocket League five hearts. Yeah, you're my boy my boy
However, uh, interesting, league and Marvel rivals.
Bro, I feel like league is the type of game
that never leaves you, bro.
Like you just addicted to shit.
You, I could, you could, I said this before,
you could wire up my brain to fucking League of Legends
and I would be the happiest person ever.
Like, boom, I like till I die, just play League all day.
Like, why are my brain up dumb?
It wouldn't be a fulfilling life, I think,
but like I would, the whole time my receptors
would be going off, bro.
Like playing league is like, that's like sex bro, like nah bro, like maybe better bro, like, I don't know man, I don't know, I've played league bro and I know that it's so nice, like oh my gosh, League of Legends.
You just get so addicted, you wanna become the best, you wanna become the best, oh my gosh.
Ah let's see, um, one needs to Uzu, I don't know if I got the Uzu in me today bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I don't think I feel the beat today, bro.
Ah, what else?
What are the comments on this?
Only you, buddy.
Shies.
And then he got disliked.
There are dozens of us.
Minus 80.
Two more downwards, and there will be three dozen people
who disagree.
Nine.
Bro.
This makes me feel a little bit weird, though, Chad.
Because this is what my stream started
this is why I'm here in the first place right I started streaming because I love
Counter-Strike I didn't have a game to play I was just yapping about skins bro
you know what I mean that's what I would like for every single day for years for
years and now I see a post like this in 2026 we still talk about you CS and
everyone is on the same page they don't you know that done I just want
to see the key role I like also literally everyone likes the also
content
Bro CS man
Shite and tomorrow. I'm doing a valo tournament like are we dead ass bro?
Are we like I'm excited for that. That's as well like the problem, bro. Oh my gosh like I'm hyped
I'm hyped sadly ex-con player, man. I'm trying to like I don't know tell him like yo, bro, please like
But he has something planned already. It was super super spontaneous man
So I'm so happy the amount of people that we got to lock in even though it was so spontaneous
I started reaching out to people like two days before the tournament and we have like what we have like
Almost everyone who has like join w
CS bro, will you give good valid drops? I have no idea. Um, I think there will be a valid drop. Oh
I think there will be a valid drop for this tournament. Yes, I don't know what it is. I'm not gonna lie
Yes, but tomorrow there will be like a special drop as far as I understand
You're on shop, bro. I'm sure I should know all of these things. I don't bro like
I may be the worst streamer, bro. It's only the reincarnation of Eren who is Eren
Louis
Check fury took this picture. He was so proud of it. He was like yo, bro
Look at the picture that I took like isn't this like cool. I appreciate that. I appreciate that w pick, bro
What is this?
Is this 4chan?
VAS AK66 car pattern one million dollar AK gold gold gold. What the fuck is this?
Yeah, who of you guys is on foot? Oh, wait, it's not fortune
Time of the fuck out everyone who's saying
air 34 right now, bro
How the fuck would you know what it looks like, bro? How the fuck would you know what it looks like mr.
Arthur car, huh?
Well, well
well well well I actually like I've never seen this bro I've never seen this I
go near okay all right all right at least it's not I mean he's being straight
up I was um Alexander Alban invites on a picture of one but isn't worth putting
in the title video wait what I know it isn't the one who controls the
uploads but whoever it is please include Alvin in the title since he
was the one who made it all happen the valid argument but that's but also it
doesn't really make sense if I can say so. I did see someone DM me about this as
well and then I was like checking. I don't make the title and stuff. No, no, no,
check. I think it is valid like because you know but the thing is bro and then
I asked my editors, hey what the fuck do you want me to do bro? In the video I
I Glace Albon
So much because he is the best person in the world and I am the most fucking grateful and Lily
So people who click the video know that Alex and Albon is the goat
I talked like what five minutes about Lando also great guy, but I just like didn't like talk with him a lot there
You know with Alex and Lily I did if you click on the video, bro
You clearly in the first ten minutes see that Alex is the greatest guy ever, bro
and what we're rather rather have have him in the title and then
Sadly only half clicks on it, you know, or I have double click and realize that fucking album is to go, bro
Call me nuts. Call me nuts. I
Think this is like this this this is a lot better than that because I want people to see that album
Is the fucking greatest person ever, bro
So if that if that needs the current champion in the thumbnail, bro, hey, my hands are high in the air, bro
My hands are high in the air, bro. All right
What else?
Let me know if that makes sense.
Alright.
It's basically the first thing in the description, Alex and I are going to go from Lily.
Okay, W added us.
Good that they instantly like first thing in the...
Ah, what else?
Different kind of case.
Mark Zermann, another child per...
What the fuck is this shit?
What the fuck is this shit?
Biblical evidence about greed?
Bro, it's not about the greed, it's about...
to see that he's the fucking greatest, bro.
That he was the guy who made it all possible,
then he was the guy and heard that they are the best.
AKA, I want people to click on the video, buddy.
What are you over to do?
What?
Chad, are we done ass?
Like, I understand it from the outside
if you don't know YouTube,
but in my opinion, this is like, this is better.
Does that make sense?
Greed?
What are you saying?
Yo, yo, yo.
Your argument is that I'm not thankful for album, but I want like in the video, I say that album is the best.
And I want people to see that.
All right, bro.
No, no, no.
Okay.
No, I don't know if you're trolling me right now, bro.
I don't know if you're trolling me right now because I don't want to like, like, you know, do injustice for album, bro.
Like, so I'm like listening to you guys.
But like, if you're trolling, please tell me, bro.
If you're trolling, please tell me, bro.
Like I can change the title, but I think this makes more sense.
Call me nuts.
mmm justice for album alright bro alright bro if you support us and want to see more justice
yeah bro this is not me bro why is he wearing glasses though oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm stand
like right now bro you know how x sometimes gets done look bro when he sees like a clip i'm
I'm sunlit right now, nah.
Nah.
All right, what else?
What is this?
What are these edits, bro?
Ooh, now we are talking.
So I was happy that I saw two mine-
Okay.
Nurs.
Two Minecrafters.
You used X-ray for diamonds and Minecraft.
Yeah, when I was fucking a kid, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm done.
chat I didn't say the story on stream yet I didn't say the story on stream yet but
we got a talk bro we got a talk I was at I went to a phone right thanks to
Alex Albon and Lily with my friends and when we landed in Madrid we were like
waiting for our luggage to pick up and then there was a guy sitting on a bench
right on the on the waiting for for the luggage like thingy right so I sat
next to us like yours the seat taken he was like now you're good he was
watching the Real Madrid game on his phone and yet a cute ass dog I was like
you can I pet the dog maybe um he was like yeah sure it's suck cuddled a
little bit with his dog and then he was asking yo where you guys going we
We were like, hey, we're going to F1.
And then we got started talking.
And turns out that he was like a real estate agent guy
in Spain.
And he's selling houses in my bay or something, right?
And in the Netherlands.
Because he flew from Amsterdam to Spain, right?
And I was saying like, yo, I'm looking like I wouldn't
mind looking for something in the Netherlands.
He was like, OK.
Let me get your contact and
Anyone here's what was asking? What do you do like what do you guys do? I said like we do like
Video content, you know what I mean? And then you asked okay. Let me like let me like write you on Instagram. I
Told him my name
Only pixel right
She enters it
Into the Instagram search bar
He goes O. He goes H. He goes N. He goes E. He goes P. And boys and girls, under here,
it showed two outer fields. Only two, not three, and those two outer fields. I kid
you not
on my mom's life on my life those were the two out of us that popped up
it was
only pixel
and what
and the second one
was only pixel
grand
on everything that i love
Boys and girls, what the fuck is that?
What is this?
This was a random business guy who was like,
yeah, yeah, you can text me on Instagram, right?
Like we can keep in touch on a pixel.
And these are the two things that pop up.
I'm being badass, I am not lying.
It still works, you'll stop.
And this is, he's not in any algo or something
because when I check it, other stuff shows up, right?
This is a vanilla account on Instagram
that is not interacting with the stream
and this is what shows up.
Brother, you did this to yourself, how did I do this to myself, bro?
What the fuck are you guys?
Nah, bro, nah.
This is actually how it went down, bro.
And then I felt so fucking awkward, bro.
Like, I look over at this phone, like, over the, you know, like,
he was leaning forward, you know, like, it's like, he's entering, like, oh, H, N, E.
I look over with fury, bro.
We both see these things, bro.
And we are like, you know, what the fuck is this, bro?
Oh, my God.
I felt so fucking weird, bro.
i thought so fucking weird
and then i tried to like wing it i was like
i was really like let me see let me see
and then i like to like it was like you know like you give me that phone
but that's not what i thought it would be so
all my best bro
all my gosh
i wrote on a p and it was showing you know when i was fucking it
stop
how do i see
Listen bro listen listen listen. I don't think it works for me because I'm on like my own account, right?
Can't even I can
Doesn't show anything for me on PC
Bro can someone screens can you screen show what it shows for you bro same for me
But it's like fifth result going cognitive. I can't search it on on PC only works on phone
Go streamer watch website, please wait a streamer was check. Do I do my nominations real quick?
I watched I watched a fair bit of twitch. I watch a fair bit of twitch
All right, let me do that let me do that. Let me show support to to the people that I watch
Don't log in probably
All right, let's see. Yo, don't be mad at me if I don't vote for your streamer, bro
This is my ranking bro. Mods, title, costume
Let's see
nominate
Best music streamer was I don't really watch music streamers, bro. I watched some time Fred again
I watched clips from old that now the only
Nowadays music streamer that I know is black boy max I think and DJ tonal XQC
But now plaque plaque is still doing that stuff no, so I will say black boy max suck
suck like he's the one that that is the music guy, you know, and he's like sticking to that
Street best creative arts streamer streamer who creates the best art food drink dance cosplay ASMR what?
But this is hard, I kinda want a multiple choice test.
This is like, sometimes I don't know a streamer for the category.
Why y'all saying Forreston, bro?
Why y'all saying Forreston, bro?
The only Forreston clip that I see is if he clicks a link from the chat and it's some
like anime booba or some like, like just thinking about it makes me wanna puke.
Like some disgusting shit.
Art, food, drink, dance, cosplay, ASMR, but I have to skip, I don't know.
Best roleplay streamer.
Oh!
Streamer delivers the most entertaining roleplaying.
Fuck!
This is for which year, Chad?
Is this for this year or for last year?
Because right now, XUC is fucking addicting like back in the day.
I'm not gonna lie.
Like I've been watching it a lot recently.
Um, it's this year.
I mean, he will be grinding for the rest of the year, GTA, right?
Are there people who like grind grind it?
The thing is, I used to watch so much, who knows, Rami.
I used to binge watch Rami, but then he went to kick.
And since then, I just like, he's been not on my radar, bro.
That's really sad, really sad.
Anthony Zia also was watching a lot.
That's the duck guy, no?
um fuck man so i can't really like vote for that like i i i haven't seen if they i haven't seen anything
g-terp rust viachat arc for me it's xgc bro i don't know how he does it but his his
his shit is so consumable bro every time he does it it's fucking cinema
i have to boom he still got it bro i'm still got it like back in the day
Was it submitted? Why isn't it loading?
Hello? Hello?
Do I have to click? Ah!
Best MOBA streamer! Easiest answer I have on Kajal.
Not even close, not even close. Brother man does 10 hour fucking streams of
watching League, aka MOBA,
and then he still hops into fucking ranked. What the fuck are we saying, bro?
Like I do 4 hour of co-stream and then I hop off, buddy.
or play it like Variety because I can't see my game anymore he he is League of Legends
suck not even close best brand streamer what I wanted to a brand that is helping
a brand partner helping streamer's aspirations come true the fuck is this
can I shout out one of my partner I don't really have sponsors bro do I have a
sponsor. I mean, I'm doing right. Games to turn them in. I'm doing Rocket League. But
I think I mean, when it comes to events, it's like Red Bull, Red Bull, no? Is it? I think
it's Red Bull. Is it? They did the Ludwig thing. Sure. It's like next hidden gem award.
gem recognizing a growing streamer averaging under 200 viewers this past year. This is what goes to
a true hidden gem that deserves shine except us and mother suck and Sally bro. Hey, this is what it is.
Hey, this is what it is. Suck. I wish I could put both. Boom. Boom. Except us. Are you,
are you even like qualifying for this? I feel like every time I see you live, bro,
Loki you are sometimes like I don't know it like 300 and shit
Proud of you, bro
Hey, why you saying Sally such brown you can put one bro your guys click the link and wait accept us your average in 350
Huh, you'll chill bro. Oh my gosh. All right, Sally. Are you?
Sally sometimes just does random shit, bro, so probably Sally sometimes just what is it?
Like Minecraft ranked for like five hours ball, right?
Sally is not like Sally's is doing everything for fun, bro, which is good. Which is how you should do it
All right, Sally my boy suck. This is how you type your twitch name. Yes, right next
Best fortnight streamer this award say yo guys if you also make these votes bro
Please vote Sally. Oh my gosh if we can get him like in the nomination thing
I would be the happiest person ever bro, and I know that he would be too. It's this link right here
This link right here takes like five seconds and
You can make someone really really happy bro
All right
Let's see suck number seven best fortnite streamer this is what celebrates some of your favorite fortnite streams
Who do I watch in fortnite?
The German guy reason I've seen stuff, but he's now switches to roblox or something bar, right?
I voted clicks last year, I will vote clicks this year, I'm not even close, Zuck.
He's like the Dima Walhex of Fortnite.
Call me nuts, call me nuts.
That's what it is, hands high in the air.
I like Mickey30, don't get me wrong.
He's as well awesome, but he's very YouTube focused.
You know what I mean?
Clicks is like, that's a Fortnite streamer.
You know what I mean?
Mickey 30 does the most bang in like YouTube stuff.
And it's one of the nicest guys,
but I think Klicks is more like of a streamer streamer,
you know what I mean?
So, why are you hating on Klicks, bro?
All right, bang.
Best Battle Royale, I just voted that.
Streamer who creates the best Battle Royale content.
Oh, except Fortnite.
I don't know then.
Do I know anybody?
Rpex.
The only clips that I see is Baba J from Forson where he gets stream sniped by a gazillion people
Spamming crazy shit in the mic. I guess Forson. I guess Forson. Forson, Baba J clips always fun. Best fu-
Has he zapped her in 2026? I don't think so
um low tier god it's not our son this year chat I don't think it is
shit chat fighting game streamer I don't watch I've seen Tyler one-play
street fighter I guess Tyler one bro but I don't know I feel like I'm
disrespecting some other people here who are actually like streaming it no
no I'm gonna skip it I'm gonna skip it I'm gonna skip it suck best MMORPG
streamer. Streamer who creates the most engaging MMORPG content. MMO? MMO. World of Warcraft.
Wait, there's a German guy that's doing that. Chad, who is the German WoW guy? He's really
locked wait order block wave away does this include OSRS because then it's
older block it includes it yeah then it's older block right easily do you
write him like this I think so it's like sadly he's on cake bro your cake
slop pissing me off bro like I just don't open that up do you feel me bro
so sad you're like very nice streams out there and then you just don't see it
You don't see it. I don't know. I don't know
Hmm
Maybe it's a good thing, bro. Because then I will be watching even more twitch. All right next
That's cozy game streamer streamer. You enjoy the most playing cozy games. Oh my god
Not even close when there's one person that I put on to fucking unwind
To like be in the mood I put him on yesterday and he was playing GTRP for the first time
I fucking love this guy. No one is saying right now. You're nuts
K-Soul will get all the other worlds from you for Gamer blah blah blah blah
Odin C, German
Not even, when it comes to cozy streams
It is this guy bro
Oh my gosh, bruh
Oh my gosh
Literally bro, when I put these streams on I just like
I just smile bro and like start feeling like cozy
Sometimes fall asleep to it, I have to put a sleep time on
He's just a vibe bro, he's just a vibe
I swear bro
Check out the streams if you haven't yet man
Fucking legend
Bass speedrun streamer
speedrun can I vote this company thing can I vote this company thing because
who the fuck is streaming speedrunning like them you know I mean can I just
vote that company thing oh wait Minecraft speedruns wait Minecraft but it's fine
but speedrunning like that I don't know what he streams but sure I keep
You're seeing this stuff on Twitter, bro.
Fiend, Fiend, Fiendberg.
Next.
13 best sports streamer.
Ooh, let's keep your own a pixel.
Snowcrest, the best sport related content through gameplay.
Oh, we're talking about gaming.
Fiendberg is in the semifinals for MCSR, Minecraft
Serious Ranked.
He is locked.
What are you saying?
Chet, I remember, can I say this?
Oh my gosh.
Chet, I'm an L content creator.
I received a DM from MrBeast's team,
and was like, yo, do you want to do this thing?
Rank hardcore bases.
We have the guy with the longest in life hardcore base.
And I was sure, because I had time.
And then I joined the server and stuff.
But MrBeast, he was sadly like it got canceled
because he was sick, like he was fried that day.
And then the next time I didn't have time, bro.
The next time I didn't have time.
And guess who was in the summer,
I was punished, whatever.
Like I hopped on and there was like Chandler,
there was Chandler and one of the other guys, right?
And then there was fucking Fiendboy, bro.
And he had the day one hardcore world, bro.
It was just like a house.
And he like kept crouching itself, like at me.
And I was like texting him on Discord like,
is this really you?
Like what are you doing here?
Fiendboy, bro.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, maybe one day I will make another video.
Um, best sports streamer.
Shice, uh...
Wait a second.
EA.
I mean Elias and I know he's streaming EA, but only like once a year.
Chad, whose streams are consistently?
Flight team stand up?
Sure, sure, sure. I'll put my vote to what's in them if you guys say.
Easy.
Easy, easy.
Next best minecraft streamer
Oh, not even close. Why am I even thinking about dr. Fucking don't it's not even close and it is not even close
You have no idea how this guy
Made me feel like a bad content creator at times because every time when I look at his fucking stream
He mostly only streams on YouTube
It is it is addicting. It's like I'm scrolling TikTok. It is Banga after Banga like always something happening
And it's not slop. It's like actual nice. It's like a story every day
Absolutely insane. Yeah, he would be my second vote, bro
But dr. Donut. I may be biased. No, I'm not to me. Donut is the goal, bro
Not even close and I know that he's a good human being as well, bro
Because I've talked with him he was sending me randomly like advice like your bro try this thumbnail for your like YouTube video
Bro, I think it may help bro. Yeah, bro. It's like what the hell like
He's like and then I was like asking him
Hey, if I want to do my own Minecraft server like, you know, like how would I know if you have any problem?
You know, what the fuck? W. Dr. D, bro, like actually man. I only wish this guy the best
What a legend suck and he's funny and cute bro. I swear
Best FPS streamer, streamer, creator, stimulus and gay entertaining first-person shootout content
Playing games like Valor, Overwatch, Call of Duty Counter-Strike, Halo and others
Oh shit, no it's not me bro, I don't even play
I don't even play, I appreciate that, I appreciate that but I cannot accept that bro
No no no no no
Valorant Overwatch, Call of Duty Counter-Strike
Valorant Overwatch, Call of Duty Counter-Strike
Last year it was who? Last year it was the Burned Peanut.
Jinxie? Jinxie does still play a lot of R6.
Jinxie for me is the variety god.
I'll put Junko. I'll put Junko because I don't watch anyone else play FPS games. I'm not gonna lie. Other than Dima.
Yes. 16. Best strategy game streamer. Streamer creates the best content with strategy games like Team Fight Tactics, Starcraft, Chess, Hearthstone, or Baladro.
Ooh, I had my Hearthstone time. I was watching a lot of Hearthstone at some point. The chess master who we as well like had on stream.
Gotham Chess doesn't really stream, right?
Mmm, they're all saying Gotham, but he doesn't have a stream.
KJUZU, I know that he has some like very like entertaining teamfight tactics streams.
Um, GEEFHS I was watching for a long time, bro.
When I was into battlegrounds, oh my gosh, that shit was fun.
Um...
Poor.
And then there's this one Austrian guy as well.
I forgot his name.
Who always does the KW meme.
Uh, that guy's also goaded.
Man, I had my Hudson face.
I was watching so much Hudson at one point, guys.
Like every morning
Who do I put bro
Who do I put
Ties ties I was watching so much
Fuck man chat who do I pull bro?
Super JJ I was watching. Yeah, that's the guy. That's the guy very wholesome guy
Um
But check does got them stream call me nuts YouTube it's obvious, but this is three moments got them chess. Let's find out
Wait he does
Two days 21 days ago two months ago no he doesn't I can't I can't um
um
Wait a second is clash royale a strategy game
Wait a second clash royale is technically a strategy game, bro
Boom
Kenami rise up. I've been enjoying his streams bro when he grinds lander a ladder w
Oh more light also good streams. All right next. No, it's paid to win
That's also strategy. League of their own. Streamhawk creates truly one-of-a-kind content, pioneering a niche or category that no one else does.
A creator who is simply in the league of their own.
Oh, wait a second. I can't look at chat because I don't want to be biased.
League of their own. Who does the most unique shit?
Who does the most unique shit? Can I see somehow who I watch?
Like, I need some inspiration right now, bro. Like, who do I even watch?
wish I could see I don't think I can though League of their own who's life
right now before I follow Papa Plutty, Ginny, Shraddien, Dorosea, PSP, Let's
Hugo, Dona, Sheesh man League of their own pioneering initial category oh wait
yeah Maya wait it's not even close she was life and fucking where was it
Alaska or something what are we saying bro? What are we saying that bear and counter?
Maybe clip of the year. I'm being badass, bro
That shit made me want to stop streaming that clip made me want to stop streaming and start experiencing life
I was about to hop on a plane to fucking Alaska Maya
bang
next
best reality streamer streamer who flawlessly creates the best blend of Ireland desktop for me
It was yes for me. It was last year's day Ronaldo. It is this year's day
Ronaldo why because I don't know how the fuck he does it but this perfectly describes his shit
flawlessly creates the best blend blend of IRL and desktop okay also speed speed and say Ronaldo
like sometimes he just switches to IRL like walking around the house like making
and it's a vibe I know it sounds weird like bro streaming a scrunch it sounds weird but it's
It's a vibe, I don't know.
It's like you're there.
All the time you just drive to the supermarket, suck.
Grocery shopping takes you with it, I don't know man.
I will put San Ronaldo.
People win all the other awards, suck.
Best IRL streamer.
There it is.
There he is bro.
Chew the fucking meme bruh.
hey there's only one that you can pull right here bro edit is not even close
man this fucking guy man this fucking guy man IRL streams all the sudden like
he fucking braids pizza and hops in a Lambo IRL can ready with this little
bro hold some by the way hold some slips cook him from from day one still
with them bro I like that I like that you know he's got a team bro he's a
He's innovating, World Cup stream, I'm heard of as a streamer.
You look at the clip of the World Cup, you can fucking DMC and he's streaming that shit.
Let that simmer. Bro.
Ridiculous. Ridiculous.
There's no other person like that bro.
When he does an RL stream in the city bro, the city, like the city is ready for that bro.
The city is ready.
Ah, what else?
20. Best vertical live streamer.
Alright, so we're crates the Mustang engine and vertical for man who the fuck watches that ship, right?
vertical
What do you mean me I don't stream on tiktok
Who streams mainly on tiktok nobody that I know I don't watch brain rot
tiktok streams on for for I was about to see that's what I was about to say for brain that people most of the time
they are it's like
It's like they're playing fucking
They're playing the climbing game and then it's like don't need a universe and I'll fall down
Oh, right like what the fuck are we doing?
The fire is the money farm stream or what?
No one that I know streams and vertical formats get
Stream game of the year. Oh
Stream game of the year which game brought people together this year. We had mecha chameleon very short lasting not gonna lie we had
All are saying mecca. No, no, no, they must have been something else
How to fish everyone played it
five parts under one roof
Because you were AFK for mecca, maybe I was Sally I
Only played it like once on stream. I would have probably grinded it if I wasn't taking a two-month reducer
Chat wasn't there something else this year from the friend slot games the big walk. I haven't played I
I feel like we're forgetting about something for us. I was pretty cool
People got a little bit together, but not like mecca
R-Graders
R-Graders was a vibe it brought Teefee back Teefee was running lobbies with his friends every day
Most entertaining novel collaborative or fun game to watch I was watching some peanut streams man
I know you guys don't like peanut or a lot of you guys, but I found the streams entertaining
I'm not gonna lie his are greater streams
fun game to watch. Am I really gonna put ArcGraders bro? I actually wasn't there
during Mecha. Elsa would probably put it. Chat, do you like you put your life on it
that Mecha was better than Arc when it comes to streaming of the year? Then
I'll vote it. Then I'll vote it. Okay, bro, did I miss out man? I would have
I had so much fun grinding that shit
Next put Macabre was peak for a month. Yo Jinx. Yeah, literally wasn't there man. I'll second a reason. Oh my god
Fuck we would have found so much
Yeah, what is your banner? I've never seen this
What in the corn dog?
Hey, ChetGPT make me a gaming banner. All right. What the fuck is this? Jiddy?
Next, love you, bro
Ah, suck, submit.
Wait, Jinxie, shouldn't I put the game that you refunded, bro?
That shit was fun, wasn't it? That shit brought the community together as well, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trillionaire refunding a game.
Chad, I would never, bro.
Alright, next.
Mast content group.
Content group.
Esports are con- I only know the
The seronaldo guys that produced the best content in the past. Yeah, do I know any other group?
The Jinx diverse is pretty cool, but that's not a content group
It's not subject the sideman bro, they don't stream buddy
And I don't watch the sideman no front which is not a mile ago amp and sideman
Yeah, nah, I'll put the the stabilonado core. I guess
Yes, it's like the only group that's alive right now, isn't it?
Yeah, who said the Clover boys?
Are you like ten? No front. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, I gotta chill bro. I gotta chill. All right. All right. Um, that's international streamer. Oh
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Top Streamer Excelling and Content Creation for a Global Audience
Specifically catering to an International or non-North American English speaking audience
Global Audience
Specifically catering to International or non-NA
YOOOOO CHILL HAHAHA Y'all are cute as shit bro
CHILL CHILL CHILL
I'm never going to put myself in something of these, bro
I don't know it just it goes against my I don't know it feels weird
Chat who like if you wouldn't put I appreciate that big time, but if you wouldn't put me who would you put?
Let me think
Non-north American speaking
What does it mean just Europe Europe like and English speaking
Call me nuts like that isn't that many or because it's like I guess like I should speed maybe
me because when it comes to you twitch and in English it's just low key like
Cajal and like right a little bit mmm is it speed that is for German what are
you saying
I'll put Cajal again I guess suck WBXC next 24 best stream though oh big one
past stream dual wait oh my gosh yo no no no I know I know I know no no no no no
no no no no Jinxie and hi vice am I fucking crazy bro am I fucking crazy
call me absolutely nuts hi vice is almost always life while Jinxie is
life and he's doing like more streams and he's literally like always trolling as
us then they're doing shit together they call each other the whole time but they
probably have the most hours spent together on stream more than like other
people that just saying right now for me this is a dynamic do call me nuts for
me this is dynamic do am I or does it not qualify to streamers who consistently
create the most entertaining content together the last past year coming
right to operate us and other support roles are eligible as a second
creator the fuck does yes easy speed and Kai no bro coming out they do like
five things a year like no front yes bro talk this my list next boom she went
ground okay okay best streamer collab streamer collab streamer collab what was
the crate oh we had my an adept this year who had some crazy shit when streamers
come together the communities and personalities can create moments bigger
than any one channel this award recognizes the most memorable one time
Ooh, a limited time coloration.
Ooh.
Ha ha ha, owner of everything.
Yo, I love you guys, but chill, bro.
You and Eva Elfio, that was like two years ago, bro.
Uh, no, we did link up again, like, what,
early on January?
Um, hmm.
Let me think, Chad.
First creator, second creator, and the collab.
Hmm.
you have to put my on a depth and my crazy
and my crazy
this is a fucking insane man
you've got to put i should be in kaisen at here
uh...
is that that dot that
one of them is there
you know about
action on
which one is it
Suck.
Boom.
Best mainstream collab.
The world celebrates the best one-off,
one-off live collaboration between a streamer
and a public figure.
Oh, so someone who doesn't stream.
Athlete, artist, celebrity,
or other guests from outside the live streaming space
in 2026.
Recognize these moments where streaming crosses
into other worlds, bringing new audiences.
Last year, this was, of course,
Tyson up then and basketball and LeBron James
Who's it this year? What happened what happened this year did we have something?
Oh, no, grand bar right
You and Alex have on your chill if y'all if we streamed that I would have I would have put us here, bro
I would have put my boy Alex and I here, bro. I'm not gonna lie. It just wasn't a stream. You smell me
Celebrates the best one of collaboration between a streamer. Wait, does it not mean to be a stream?
Bro, I should turn the vlog and shit, but I just wanted to like absorb all the moments and not like make it real with the camera
You feel me um
Malon and Zlatan
No, I haven't seen anything
It's just not Malgo I guess
Let me think.
Do I skip it?
I think I skip it.
Speed and Apple- Wait, speed and Apple CEO!
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
What's this fucking name?
I don't know.
Apple CEO.
Alright, next.
Suck.
Best Marathon Stream.
What is the most impressive Marathon Stream?
Oh!
Oh!
The Jinxy one.
One that kept going until the goal was achieved.
Was that a crazy one this year?
I don't think so.
Wait, Ada was this year.
No, no, no, no, no, I can't, I can't.
I can't.
What is the number?
I can't, I can't.
This one was, I have to, I have to.
I have to support like, bro, Ada,
I would put like on par,
the Jinxi chain together one,
that sure was fucking fun as fuck.
But Ada Zachi doing the marathon through what?
Being live for like how many days?
I can't remember.
three days
running for fucking
uh... uh... what was it he slept for like twelve hours out of like sixty
i was running every single day bro uh... it broke all fucking records
german guy
speaking german fucking uh... uh... uh... doing that shit
pushing him to the to the furthest this shit was in sambrough out of that
she
fuck what is to discuss
was a switch called
afterwards i went on a fucking walk after i finish that stream and that
shit was
Man, um, okay, what's the switch?
Ada, Ada, Z, Ada, Z, G1,
my iPhone stream called, what was it called, Chad?
It was called, uh, Death Valley marathon or something.
What makes, this makes sense now.
Next, boom.
Ludwig roller tour right only saw videos of that not streams
All right bang that one takes it from you bro best streamed event. Oh shit. Well, that's the same thing
Wait, what that's the same thing
Oh like a shorter one
Streamer University
Streamer games? Yeah, Streamer University, uh, Streamer Universe, oh, Kaisenat, Streamer, you, boom.
Best streamed series, the best recurring show, series, segment, or repeated event.
Streamed Serious. Whether Collaborative or ZOLO. This award honors excellence in episodic live streams.
So something that isn't a marathon. Something that like, you know, they did a day and then again and again and again.
Five parts on the one roof bar. Streamed Serious. What could this be?
some of them are just overlapping like actually see playing no pixel like boom
there but you know it's like different um
stream series was I show speed word tour this year was last year on a pixel
song as a alright probably never received so many like mad messages to
stop that ship. Oh yeah, yeah. FIFA World Cup in speed. I did like how he was doing
shit like before the arena and stuff. That shit was crazy. I can't think of anything
What was I saying Chad?
Who do I want to put?
Bro, I may skip this one.
Best reoccurring show, serious segment.
Brovy bro?
I'm skipping next past VTuber
Shima uses a virtual avatar and creates the most entertaining and engaging content
So I really watch VTubers, bro. Um, I
Did watch a little bit of the bomb peanut like half a year ago
But is he a VTuber
Dr. Donut is not a VTuber
hmm PSP PSP is not a VTuber are you nuts do except your guys are naming what
are you saying bro yo those are not VTubers are they
iron mouse who's fury saying furious saying first in okay shy lily but I
watch have I seen any like clips or anything I've seen some drama I wear
I skip suck best variety streamer streamer delivers the best oh big one the
best variety of gaming content seamlessly switching between genres while
keeping the audience engaged there's only two people that you can name here
bro only two and that's Jinxie and K-Soul bro not even close not even close
sheesh variety who has more variety both are at the top man
Keso and Jinxie I want to put in both brah I may make a second account brah
Why are you saying me now you're nuts? I do appreciate that I will never put myself in something like this
Jinxie okay, so boy. I want to put both man
Both are just variety legends man Jinxie hops from game to game bro
Revives them here and there like what the fuck
K-Zo plays the most indie games makes it entertaining
It's just
both it's different types of variety streaming, but it's both like
Legends of their own bro
Afterput both they have to figure it out they have to figure it out
suck
Next best just chatting streamer just yapping
conversaise conversing with chat reacting to videos on news the only
person I can think of here is Axe bro start retelling group activities
commentary and more oh there is one good yapper bro Joe Bard is a yapper brah
I'm not gonna lie is it considered would you be considered to Saudi
streamer maybe every time I like click on the stream or see like clip is the
same yapping bro I don't see him play he ain't a gamer bro at least from what
I can tell I put Joe Bartolosi,
totaloni Joe Bartolotelli Joe Bartolosi like this, right?
Oh, but X you see, bro.
He reacts to too much cop slop, bro.
I don't know why he does it.
I don't know why he does it.
Like that should piss me off, bro.
Back into videos on news.
i do like exorcises reacts guys maybe i'm
brain that myself but
and i don't want to pass in
that likes exorcises takes
more often than not
am i crazy
like for me it's
it's like when he says something
i don't just understand it like clicks i don't know how to explain it bro
but i don't know maybe we're both stupid but
i don't know man
um...
bro it's xcc and joe man
uh...
really
uh...
of course you're unemployed and you know
yeah bro there's no way bro
actually xcc doesn't have tanks like that
unless he flexes much that's more than your house buddy
let me think xcc yeah i'll put xcc
but less cob slop bro like why is it a cob slop
you're the juicers in the chat do you enjoy that or no
and beyond all my god what did i click
um...
does it just do it to farm some youtube i used to do that
yes okay okay okay okay okay
then it's also good on stream
kid check
i just don't like it
cobslop man sheesh
alright suck x my boy
thirty three rising star wars from who began the year with anna
brought on a
with under one thousand average
and has shown rapid growth
Who did I vote last year? I can't remember.
Um...
Wait, High-Vice?
No way.
If he qualifies for this, it's High-Vice.
Twitch tracker. Let me see.
Have to whip out the tracker for this one.
High-Vice.
Wait, Muda as well.
It is between Muda and High-Vice. I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know how this side works.
20-26.
Oh my god, he right qualifies.
Suck January, 300 average.
Now over 1000.
Yes, I'm putting high-vives.
Suck.
I'm putting high-vives.
How big was Mudinho?
Chet, did you actually hate Muda?
Like I'm actually wondering.
Like I don't know if people are trolling or not.
Why are you saying yes?
Bro, if I'm the only one that finds it kind of funny.
All time.
Suck.
January.
Wait, what?!
He fell off!
He had 3k in January!
Ah wait but these are but it no joking I'm joking but our six guys for who was
there I just dig up his whole past bro and the one guy was like saying these
numbers success what the hell bro he was locked in on Valo and so I was suck
best breakout streamer streamer who experienced explosive growth in the
past year establishing themselves amongst the top streamers and as one of
the most talked about names and streaming break out explosive growth is
that same shit doesn't mean like below malon bro was last year malon was it
not about the malon last year was he already like massive this year
are we forgetting something that was that best industry plant show
that was also last year but he fucking won the wards last year like what are
you talking about breakout this year
Dante's where the dentist break out of his cage then it's done this I love
Dante's bro I've done something with Dante's when bro we played fucking we
played what was it called repo like here it goes oh my god yes it's
Stantes, suck.
Holy moly.
Bang.
W Big D, bro.
The Sapphire Award.
Recognizing the best female on marginalized gender
streamer of 2026, this award goes to a streamer who
shines against the odds in a male-dominated industry.
Bro, I don't watch women.
I'm joking.
Um.
And has excelled in entertaining at the highest
level this past year.
Did I maia or Dorosea?
Um..
Abonnie Doro, I keep seeing your stories and it's like please vote, please vote!
Ah, there you go.
Zack, 36.
Gamer of the Year.
Oh, shit.
It's my time, huh?
Shit, let me see. Streamer will showcase exceptional gaming skills and entertainment across multiple titles, no matter the game you can't look away.
Yeah, again, for me, the guys on Twitch are Keiso and Jinxie, bro.
And when it comes to Gamer of the year, across multiple titles, bro, it's again both, man. It's again both.
Who did I vote for the other thing? I voted both, shit.
Timmy no, I'm sorry guys for me. This is not even a competition between anyone else. They're just
For me leaks above bro, not even close nothing against other guys like homey nuts, bro
Like I'm sorry, bro. This is this is my list. This is my list and I and for me when it comes to this the people that
I look up to is queso and jinxie, bro
Hmm
Game of the year, who won last year?
Was this case last year?
Yo, Loki, I do feel sad for Junko, bro.
Like he has to flex his 2023 game of the year, bro.
Like if he would win in 2026, it would be like refreshed, you know, like it's getting
kind of like it's getting kind of like it's been a while, you know what I mean?
Does it say skill or fun?
Who showcases exceptional gaming skill?
Oh shit.
And entertainment.
So this is the rough one for Junko.
He is tryharding though which I love.
Which I love.
And he has proven to be able to go from zero up to a good level in all types of
games.
Clash Royale is actually like insane at.
he's got Riley in his head. I'm joking. He's playing off stream and he's getting like actually
crazy ratings. Um, I'll put, I'll put Jinxie. I'll put Jinxie. But again, it's Jinxie and
taste though. It's both, man. It's both. Fuck man. I love those. Like they're actually
like streamers who I look up to bro. I'm being that next streamer of the year. Best
overall stream of 2026 consistently entertaining, elevating their brand standing out in
and leaving a lasting mark on viewers.
It's between Jinxie and I Show Speed, man, for me.
Guys, I think for me it's Jinxie.
I think for me it's Jinxie.
The stuff that Jinxie does in a year,
the different eras that he has,
different facets of streaming. Bro changes his, like, type of content. It feels like almost
every week. And then he has his, like, OG content in between, you know, some are six, staying
true to his roots. Like, Jinxie, it's like a never ending book, a never ending story.
Of course, it's the same with speed. Don't get me wrong. Like, it's both, if I could
put both I would put both but I can only put one um and I don't even think I'm
biased of this like I was jinxed before he was my friend and he was still like
doing that shit and I probably would have still put him like yes let me know
from bias bro like to me that's what he's doing is insane I'm putting jinx
about suck and presented by YouTube she's yes bang all right that's it that's it
that is it man that is it man she's she's and he streams every single day man I
don't understand all right I could never I bang bang W's in the chat W's in the
chat W's in the chat if you want to vote yourself suck this is the link W who's
organizing this I'm a cutie pie I think so shout out shout out for organizing
this this tree robots double use double use chat are they in America again
probably if they were in Europe I may provide all America's love teach oh
Oh cutie Cinderella, shucks, moment, moment, moment, moment, moment, moment, wait who was
that my cutie boy?
Is that the leak?
Wait.
That's my stream all the way up, scout, ah, moment, moment, moment, W, cutie, cutie
Cinderella.
Um, alright, W's, W's, W's, alright, easy, um, what's next?
Did I finish the Reddit?
I don't know if I did.
Reddit, only pixel.
So why do you hate Muda?
Is it because of the cheating stuff? Oh
My bro, I hope I never get leaked in with what I did in the games
Hmm. No, I didn't bro again. I said that I was cheating in Minecraft bro when I was a kid
Don't do it and I was cheating in Bomba penguin bro when I was a kid as well
But I haven't cheated since and of course in GTS on Andreas like getting your health back spawning in a tank
But yeah, I'm out of hood I never cheated
Actually, he makes cheats.
I understood he didn't.
He was just using them.
Yo, 1G, I appreciate the remodeling.
I'm just fucking chatting with 1G right now.
1G, are you a Vtuber or not?
I'm being honest.
I feel like...
I was about to say something crazy.
I was about to say something crazy.
I just voted for the stream all the time.
I was about to say...
No, I can't say it.
I can't say it.
No, all right. Yes. What do you mean sadly?
You are a retriever
Oh
All right. All right. All right. All right, Brian. Will you have a new face cam?
All right. All right. All right. All right
Okay, okay, okay. Let me help him to see us. I'm not gonna play it
But let me just put it in the background. Why is this just my background, bro? I used to play this game
Oh my gosh, thank you for the rate. Have you
So we got rockety coming up in 20 minutes. Oh, no, you have to prepare. Do I have to prepare?
Feel like yapping right now, uh, Sally send me the website
Check this out Sally
Alright, bang. Did I miss something on the reddit or not?
Is that bodycam? Or is that real life?
Found the shit on my feet. Is the community okay?
Where is this?
what the fuck is this? why is it never ending through the room?
chat called me nuts you know what i hate it's so easy to tell if a video is ai or not but
If AI puts like a filter like this on with like VRS tape, everything looks real and insane.
It's so annoying. Why does our brain function like that?
It's like, if you know what I mean, like, do you know what I mean? I'm not saying that this is
yeah, I'm just saying like, with those filters, it literally looks like real life always.
It hides mistakes now. What the fuck is this, bro?
I feel like I'm on a trip!
Yo, are you okay, my dog?
What is this side of YouTube?
CSN backgrounds?
Chad, did we finish the backgrounds game or not?
Did we ever finish this remember when I was playing with Cajal and stuff with Cajal
uh who did I play Cajal fury moxie we rage quit say wallahi bro how much more is there
how much more is there is there a lot more like do I need to hop in again or not you
never finished the game you know that's got that's got all this
business
you're going to get
to get the kill it starts glowing
fire blaze
It is on fire at all times
Like a Danny Phantom type effect
You see things, what?
Not a fan of a new knife. Am I allowed to say this? Oh gosh, literally tomorrow I'm...
Alright, I mean... I mean...
I like the knife. It's like I got knife ruby
I need one of these in Madrid. It was way too hot.
Are these the new Black Champions games?
Do we play with them tomorrow for the first time or not?
I don't remember.
that's something
I'm not gonna lie this I do find kind of like
damn be kind of nice because if you hit a clipper and then you see shit like this pop up
two snakes
But you can choose either one the red one clears not even close. I am gold gold gold but red
clears not even close. Alright, next. Next. Send the website you wanted. Sally I love
you Habibi. Alright boys you already know what time it is bro. It's time. It's time
to pay all of this bills. Alright, lock in everybody. Minitra Dachsund, that's a
German breed. I should know this.
This is a great thing.
Oh, isn't the great thing the largest dog in the world?
I remember hearing stuff like that.
I've seen pictures where this guy looks like
that looks fake sitting on a lap and he was bigger than the human being.
Hmm.
Ruff, ruff.
Um, I think like this.
Is this crazy?
If you would eat this guy, it's suck.
yeah I think that makes sense three to one bang what am I crazy great dang
sitting on Schumann lap don't give me AI slop oh oh my what okay that's insane
that isn't the biggest dog in the world chat who is the biggest dog in the world
yeah I wrote out my joke that I was preparing oh my god who's the biggest
stock in the world. Oh my God, it says on a pixel.
I'm just laughing. Oh my gosh.
Yo, fucking wrote it because I was thinking about the
teach the great thing. All right, it is the biggest stock.
I'm not
right.
I we go. Max. Oh, this one is easy. A 10. Oh, it's a tennis
ball versus a koala. Oh, wow, we have to go massive here.
Tennis ball is small as that I have played paddle and paddle
uses tennis balls thank the lord tennis is ass paddle is kinda cool holding a
tennis ball I have seen koalas sadly at the zoo fuck the zoos don't support
zoos but if back in the day you know back in the day we didn't know better if
you went to a zoo it's fine just don't go to zoos nowadays unless it's like an
actual like you know treating the animals animals right um koala for
Koala is hanging on a tree.
Is it bigger than the poor?
Bro, I feel like I've seen Koala play with the tennis ball before.
Like this shouldn't be too hard.
Probably a little bit smaller.
Average adult male from South Africa, Australia.
Tennis ball is ITF type 2.
Ooh, that changes it.
I would say he would fit it into a palm.
My tennis ball is like right here.
And a Koala is smaller than me.
If I would do this, the cute move like, oh,
Which hand is bigger?
With the koala.
I think you would hand-mog me.
Because look how big his extremities are.
Jack, if you live in cold weather,
your extremities become either bigger or smaller.
I don't remember, but I learned it in biology class.
The more you know.
I'm going to say this feels right.
Right here.
Suck.
Tennis ball slightly bigger than his par.
No, no, no, no, I'm going against what I said. I said he's more than me. I like this like this like this is good
Suck. No, that's not that's not so far 85
85 baby
Come on
Everybody look in everybody look in how because I'm the girl bro. I know my animals and I know my sports next
What tennis court version apples through a
380 teach oh my gosh
Okay
Let's think bro Airbus a 380 bro. Do I look this looks like a cargo ship?
In a cargo box. This is not a normal aircraft. Oh
a 380 Airbus
This is like a bomber kind of looks like a bomber
Like why the why the wings so weird a
A tennis court tennis court is pretty smart. I would say like this. Let me go with my gut feeling guys
This is my gut feeling
Yep three to one
That is
My brain Friday
W guys feeling shit next round Grizzly bear versus James Webb space
telescope I thought of the James Webb space telescope and I've heard of a
grizzly bear James Webb space telescope that thing is massive guys
massive
like bro it's in space and it's like what is it doing it's like GPS or
something for the whole world. Like it's massive. If a bear would sit inside, hmm, this is too
big. I don't think it is. Why does it not let me go smaller? I know it does. Oh God, this
one is hard, bro. I would say like this though. Am I crazy? What is the dimension of that?
This is a bear, and this is like a thousand times bears.
We're talking about space.
In space, everything is like, makes no sense.
But wait, but how did they lift it off the ground?
They still gotta have put it into space somehow.
They didn't assemble it in space, did they?
I don't think so, bro.
So wait, I'm thinking about overshooting it
by a lot right now.
Or did they shoot it into space in like four parts
and then they assembled it like Lego?
Could be.
Let's imagine an engine on this is as big as a bear.
No, an engine would be bigger.
Right here, maybe. It sucked like this part. That's a bear. I think that makes sense.
Okay, I'm out.
Alright, am I ass-brow?
Arc de Triomphe. That's in France. I've seen that.
What is the Statue of Liberty? Statue of Liberty? Very tall.
This got gifted by the Brits to America after the war.
It was a gift and they're still wrapping that gift very nice. They didn't like throw it away or something
It's a matter of copper that's why it oxidizes that's why it's green nowadays guys it used to be copper copper
Copper color copper copper color type one if you know what I mean
It's pretty big bro, but not that big
Does this make sense a
a little bit smaller like this probably smaller like this yep yep my first
good guess okay I'm out like but are you guys guessing right or no bro because
I need to know if I'm dumb as fuck school in Germany what is my final score
Okay
Yo, I know my animals though. Look at this. I know my animals, bro. I
Don't know my airbussies. I don't know the fucking space and I don't know fucking culture fuck that who knows who needs that
Bro, nature is what matters. Let me do pop culture lock in. Oh
Oh
Okay, here we go. I've watched Pokemon Mewtwo versus Megatron transformer now. We are talking
Megatron transformer
I've played for the horizon and he was racing a car. He was pretty fucking big
Wait, I wasn't transformed I there was some other bullshit, but it's probably the same size
Mewtwo Mewtwo is pretty big bro
Like if I can put a person on the screen a person would be smaller than Mewtwo bro
Type one if you know what I mean like Mewtwo suck. This would be edge catcher. This would be with this right
But he would be Ash Ketchum, suck, with his little pokeball in the hand, do you smell me?
Which means, Mewtwo is not a person, inside of a transformer is a person, right?
They're getting like controlled.
I've watched the fucking movies, which means, if Mewtwo, wait, oh my god, let's think
about this.
Ash is this tall compared to Mewtwo and this guy would navigate the transformer in here.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
That's good.
Not about Gus.
The thought was right. The thought was right. The thought was right.
Next.
Wait, am I thinking about Power Rangers?
London Black Hat was an X-Wing Starfighter from Star Wars. Oh, no.
The Star Wars people are going to be mad at me. Last time I took an AT&T
fun fun for for I'm gonna make them mad again fun ATTA no I don't know but
that's like two different versions of them or something one is big one is
small and I took the wrong one all right so this is the one that they play play
the races with right the the the racing thing it's it's what do you call it it's
like they're bringing out a game right now as well it's like jockey racer or
something London cab wait this is a person this is a person don't be
stupid now
I'll get a hundred on this it's too big it's too big imagine it's driving by
you imagine it's driving by you how big is the head in the cab smaller smaller
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
That's it.
NICE HIGHTA!
100, 100!
Niiiine!
Your 100 is impossible, 100 is impossible, 100 is impossible!
Come on, bro! Only for genius!
Lock in, boys and girls.
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in!
Yo, why am I starting to sweat?
Ah, here we go.
Is this Pokemon?
Dobby from Harry Po- Oh my god, it's a little goblin guy, isn't it?
ooh it's a little bookworm versus Jabba the hot that guy's fat as fuck
BMI of a thousand bang
we all know this scene where they were kept playing the canteen song and he
was just chilling there bro and he was pretty fucking massive and disgusting
no front I would say like this bro maybe a little bit smaller maybe a little
bit smaller maybe a little bit smaller yep yep not bad anything above zero I'm
happy alright next shit sir but you guys are a lot bro who said a lot smaller
When Rocket League in six minutes, fuck me in the ass.
Gandalf versus Durin's is Bane.
Who the fuck is Durin's is Bane?
Lord of the Rings films.
Balrock of Moria.
I have not watched Lord of the Rings, bruh.
Gandalf is a normal human being.
How big can this monster really be?
These are his hands, like this. Normal monster, okay.
Not a bad guess, not- 6, 7! Perfect guess.
I haven't watched a lot of the rings, I haven't watched, I haven't watched.
Guys, I only watched Harry Potter.
I was going to the cinema when a new Harry Potter got released, I never was a lot of the rings kid.
I was a Harry Potter kid. It is what it is, bro, it is what it is.
Y'all was even, I was even role playing as Harry Potter one time.
Um, um, oh, I jinxed the message
Let me check that right now
Alone in the chat. I'm not in some reply. I have to check first
Odd easy
I'm traveling to plan to Jinxie and like
In like half an half an hour chat. Do you want to see how I roleplayed fucking Harry Potter in high school?
Yeah, I can't show this bro
You're gonna be your what happened like you're gonna call me like
No, do you have in school as well these days where you like dress up or something and go?
No, I'm not showing this.
No, actually nevermind.
Nevermind.
I have it open right now.
Nevermind.
No, I'm good with that.
Nice.
A little bit too cringe.
International Space Station.
Oh, shit, this again.
Versus Godzilla.
I
Have watched Kong and Godzilla is massive next to a skyscraper
But does he mock the internal space station? I think he does. I think he does I
Think he really does
Sucks stomping on that you feel me the ISS wait the ISS
How big would a skyscraper be?
Like Godzilla was on top of those, no?
Like this.
Like he was climbing those.
This is a skyscraper.
How big would the space station be?
More than like three stories?
Yes.
Which means space station is bigger.
I think like this.
Not a bad guess.
Not a bad guess.
Right chat.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it your db party thing for the one gifted
Chill chat chill
There's some things that gotta say private bro size it up
Geography, oh no, I'm gonna have to quit after one try here
Because I don't want to be called stupid Egypt versus China China literally
massive one billion people
Egypt small small
It's like this
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, not bad at all. What?
What are you saying
Wait what no no no timeout timeout timeout timeout
Egypt is not bigger than China this side is broken
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Chad.
First of all, how do I get 23 points if this is Egypt right here?
This site doesn't...
No, no, no, no.
Watch this, actual size of countries.
I've shown the site before.
Yo, guys, this mine will be blown.
Oh, like, you can't beat a Daz, bro.
Watch this.
Fuck in
Egypt
Suck this is Egypt. This is yeah, are we that as you're calling me stupid? You're calling me stupid
What the fuck are you all saying, bro?
Egypt is tiny bro
Side is fucking ass, bro
Next I'm not playing this. I'm not playing this
Daily question. How many years would it take to spend one night in every Hilton hotel room in the world?
what probably have like if there's how many countries are there in the world
like 500 if they have like four per country two thousand two thousand nights
not a bad guess at all I'm the god next I can only do one a day fuck is this
hotels elsewhere one chat how many countries are there was that even right
wrong. Only 200. Wait, what did I say? What did I say? Did I say 200? Wait, that's really
only 200. I feel like I could name 500. Alright, chat. Are you ready for Rocket League? Let
Let me think, let me think, let me think.
Do I need my controller or no?
Do I need my controller, yes I do.
Hop on Valorant.
Yo we should be doing some Valorant before tomorrow, no?
I also need to lock in all the people for the tournament.
I still like have to message some people for the pro players, it's all kind of
last minute. Alright, alright, alright. Are you texting Ozu? Alright, let me get my controller.
Let me get my controller. We're going to hop into Rocket League with Squishy and Fury.
We're going to see how many nukes it takes to beat a pro. We're doing the classic. We
did that shit in Counter Strike. We did that shit in other games. Let's go. No!
Jinx the I can't.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my God, man.
All right.
Bro, I gotta skip another Jinx attorney.
But am I busy nowadays? I used to always have time. What the fuck is this shit, bro? Oh
My gosh
All right, all right, all right, like I'm gonna be in Shanghai, bro
All right guys, let me see let me see let me get my controller
Let me get my controller and reach us and then we hop in all right. Let's get it. Let's go 60 seconds
We'll be back starting
Too busy for friends, bro. I'm going to Shanghai man. Why are you over there, bro?
Like this is a lot for like two months now. Oh my gosh. Alright, 60 seconds of
playback. You are not famous. I'm not saying that I am. Relax, bro.
Alright, 30 seconds starting now.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Hello!
Well, well, well.
Aw, boys!
Can I have a question?
Uh...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Uh, listen, roller is ready.
Roller is ready.
It is time to gain.
It is time to gain.
I'm used to roll on a bed, bro.
Food is ready.
Who wants some?
Who wants some?
I have a question.
Xbox?
Bro, I like this controller a lot.
This controller made me an Elden Lord, bro.
It made me an Elden Lord.
And it will make me is a Kiro Lord very, very soon.
You already know.
I have a question.
If we do
one versus however many loops it takes
in Rocket League against Squishy,
how many, what ranks should we get?
I'm not good furious is kind of decent
Is it impossible for like I think the max is 1v7 right?
Can seven complete bots, seven people like me beat squishy or not?
Or do we need to get decent ranks towards the end or no?
I think we can bro I think 4v1 easy call me nuts
Like what? At some point you just can't do anything
Plats? Are you stupid? Shut up. Is 7 beyond the max? I know this has been done before.
You can't get more than seven right in a lobby
Okay, okay
Get seven plaques are you fucking brain that I'm not doing that bro
What are the ranks we can make a deal with ranks rocket League I have an idea call me Ludwig call me Ludwig
What if we increase the rank every time we add a player?
I'm the copper, furious the silver, we add a gold, we add a plat, we add a diamond.
Or is that too crazy?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Does that make sense or no?
What rank is seven?
is this too crazy
it sounds bar right bar right
uh...
that's grand champ
all right gg's no
no way squishy can only seven with a grand champ and a fucking whatever this
rank is in the lobby
grand champ okay
high-vice is grand champ
I'm eating cottage cheese with honey, my friend. Thank you for asking.
You need to buy honey again. Chad, I watched a TikTok that all
honey's from the supermarket are like bad. Is that true?
Do I need to go to my local bee man?
I have some bee man's like every time I go on a bicycle ride,
That's like on the road like shops trusted shops, you know
You have to put like five bucks into a thing and then you can take a honey or you can just steal it. That's what I do
It's kind of nice. I'm not stealing bro
But yeah, all right
I would never bow actually
Here we go
Those things only function and exist because people don't scan
And I want them to keep resisting. Ah, here we go. I even leave a tip
Okay
Do I look like a bot right now be honest, here we go
Wait rocket leak
Does that make sense chat? I feel like it will stop at 1v5
again
We're playing in squishy and we're adding a player every time we lose
So at one point if it's 5v1, it's these five ranks, bro for sure that will be the squishy, you know
This right here talk to me, please
Maybe we cap it at this rank and we add two more diamonds after this does that make sense I
Think that makes sense adding these guys is too insane, right?
I will see we'll see we'll see we'll see
The goat has typed adding champ and group chat would be impossible
But squishy I
I feel like you're also the type of guy that says it's impossible and then you fucking make it, bro
Call me nuts. Like last time you said something was really really hard and then you'd like stumped us
You know, you know
Let me put up a rocket leave off and let's get it
So which launch house rocket league I can find it
Epic games, right
I just opened my fucking epic pen, Gitch.
Suck.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Uhhh...
Why do all the things come to an end?
It's updating.
Oh no, my stream might crash.
Why do all the things come to an end?
It's updating.
It's fucking updating.
Yo, Squish, you started for being late.
Actually, I said,
Chet, why am I all the way, oh my god.
I'll only pick some in the chat right now, bro.
I swear I'm never on time for anything.
Fuck, that's a really bad trade that I have.
All right, let's go.
Yeah, fix that.
Yo, okay, chill, chill.
Actually, I said,
oh no, this makes me want to lock in.
Sali.
We need some people
We need some people
Chat if you are
Gold
Chat I'm the lowest rank right? I'm a fucking bot and furious silver would say so this makes sense
This is me. This is fury and then we need the other ranks. We need gold. We need
Platinum
We need diamond. Yeah in diamond
Tell them to link
to link their epic games to discord guys link your epic games to discord and type it
type it in chat no don't type it in chat uh type in discord if you want to join please have a mic
please have a mic we need good team comes bro as we cannot beat as we cannot beat squishy i will
add everyone to the team boys channel all right don't be saying crazy stuff bro don't be saying
crazy stuff um uh join the discord
exclamation mark discord if you want to
join uh okay okay okay
updating game strive for late all right
let me also text fury coming
all right easy easy all right chat wait
do i start in the one we won oh no i'm
just gonna go fucking demolished
May have to text Muda.
Ah, here we go.
Let me close my CS.
And then open RL.
Let's go.
Let's fucking go.
Boom.
Let me close my steam.
I need FPS.
It's OK.
10-0 incoming.
Mottz, we need a good prediction on that.
If we start 1v1, how many scores will I get
how many would Squishy get?
Why does this make me want to play Ozu?
I open up a gamer here, sexy song, I think about Ozu.
Oh my gosh.
Ah, let's- wait, can I say that?
Ah, come on, come on, come on.
It's time to Rocket League.
It's time to Rocket League.
day cake 100 currencies wait I'm an epic partner right now give me something
crazy give me something rare you can win me over right now rocket past premium
you tell me what is ran what is not Pontiac Fulbert Pontiac is my coach
Corleigh, check out one of these eyes, exclusive let me know bro!
BMW M2, you actually like this car!
If this was a four door and the back wasn't so ag...
And the back didn't look like that, in my opinion, then I would probably buy an RL.
Wait, BMW M2 racing wheels.
Wait a second.
Okay, it's hard.
Railstalk low level. What the hell?
Neural shock. Why am I getting so much stuff?
Neo sketch
Star lane luxury trail
Troll title bit. I'll check in a minute, and that's it. I
Like this skin whatever that is. All right, let me see. I do not like my skin right now, bro. I'm not gonna lie
What the hell is this King Kong stuff? Oh
Oh garage check I need a good. I need a good. I need a good decal bro. I need you guys to stop
Calm down on the music, bro
Chat what do I have what does consider good like steezy customized car?
Why is it all blue?
Oh, this is like...
Uh-huh.
I kinda like this.
This looks like a Mercedes G-Wagon.
Octane.
Classic.
With the spoiler on the back, I don't mind that.
This one gives me Japan vibes.
I may just use the M2 Nissan Skyline Chad you decide Nissan Skyline GTR R32 Octane
or BMW M2 you decide which one which one Skyline GTR I fuck with that too
I fuck on that JDM shit, bro. I'm not gonna lie. How do I skip the songs?
You turn music off for a minute
audio music
And put on my own music suck
I don't mind that at all, but how do I change my skins and my decal decal?
uh customized car suck decal no oh no no valorian v-vibes I think I keep it
classic guys is that cringe is that cool if I keep it classic what would a
JDM copy something like this I fucked with I'm not gonna lie accent does
nothing
dark night but the oh I fuck with that and if I'm on the orange team bottom
right I'm bottom right goat oh I see accent makes it like baby
Chad is it cooler if the fade is bright or dark like black or white what looks
cool again dark then let me go bottom row or maybe purple tint purple and red
I'll take that suck and then on the blue team can't really see it
I'll put the red all right bang wheels. Oh wait a second
BMW wheels
Got Zilla wheels
For our one alpha wheels
Chat did you know I literally was about to buy
Is it allowed to wait?
Where you what am I can just wait? Maybe it's not allowed chat. I was about to like
Where you're allowed to buy I don't know but I was about to like
Like half my alpha wheels, bro, and then I took away trading smell me
With lash I was about to trade for it
I like the bottle wheels, I'm not gonna lie
Valor better than scat pack call me nuts
Wait these are the Nissan Skyline wheels those are kind of nice OEM
I'm a man of my own, I like those.
Rocket boost, this is the most important thing.
I FUCK WITH THAT!
I FUCK WITH THAT!
No.
No.
Heat ray.
That's a clean combo.
Hello.
I like that.
You gotta stop stalling, Scheisse.
Antenna.
What the hell is this?
Who the hell is John Sandman?
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Goal explosion.
No, doesn't GC have a...
Doesn't GC have one of these? And it says...
All right.
Bro, how do I get that?
That's kinda nice. Bro, I want that.
Trail.
Didn't I just choose?
Oh, this is you when you drive hot rocks. I have so many of these
Check am I good at building my car? No, bro. Why you have a one euro rocket league inventory your bro chillax, bro
Engine audio
That's... that kind of fits.
It smells like my first one.
Jens, it's illegal to put another one here, no?
I'm just gonna keep it like what the car actually sounds like.
I'm gonna put a Skyline GTI engine in it.
Easy.
That's all.
Bang.
I fuck with my car.
This is gonna be the mobile for today.
Ara.
I actually like that.
Wait I can do trade ups.
I have nothing.
Alright.
Um...
Anything else?
Oh no.
Are my settings still the same?
Yeah, what are common settings when aftercoats quish bro?
They gave us coats again as well.
Yeah, I want them to use it myself bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Remember about coats?
We have some like rare cars that I can give to you guys.
How many Rocket League?
How many noobs to beat Squishy?
Squishy better mods.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
W Squish.
Ah, it suck.
Ah, chat tab ready for ready.
Sorry for starting, bro.
Hi, hi, hi.
Yeah, we're fine.
all right boom
let me also invite them to stream together now
squishy and fury
squishy muffins
invited
fury
invited
suck
all right let me call the boys let me call the boys
motz we need clever predictions on all of it
Um
Hello
Oh, no, how you doing bro?
Yo, it's been too long man. How are you doing, bro? I know I know you're on the big reducer
Back now. Yo, stop. Stop. Don't remind me of other time. You why do you sound different, bro?
Did you change your mic?
Can I be honest with you on it? I just cut up, bro.
That's why I was like when the gamers said I was like, did you hit puberty or something?
But then I realized like you're like you're like 20
From 25 man, I'm getting I'm getting up there. Yeah, nah, but you're but you're luck, bro
You've already achieved a lot and you and you have right you already went on you already you already found
and made and and have a fiance know wife now yeah yeah why I didn't want to say it
bro why so how are we doing this on a like what's the idea here
so sorry squishy joined the stream together bro this guy's trolling
mass right now I thought you're like someone was in the back bro how do I
I got it, I got it.
Are you tech savvy?
I've never had someone like join themselves.
It's always that month.
No, bro.
I think you are, bro.
You just join the stream together.
Bro, I just went to your stream and pressed one button.
I swear, no one else does it like that, bro.
They always like ask the highlights.
So, what is this for?
Like, do I gotta unmute in here or not?
No, no, no, no, no.
Just keep the link open.
Keep the link open, I think.
Okay, done.
All right, let me add Fury to the call.
And then we, and then we're going to add Fury
And then we get started, bruh.
Let me see, Fury, suck, suck.
Okay, here we go, Chet.
It is time, bro.
Who was there for the last challenge last year,
or like half a year ago?
Squishy, by the way.
I don't know how we can make this fair, bro.
I swear you're the type of guy that says it's impossible,
but then you like still like stomp.
Okay, I'm gonna give you my honest take.
Yeah.
Well, well, well.
So, that's very good, bro.
Well, well, well.
If there were seven Brazos on it,
it would be completely free.
So, silver is still free.
Gold gets a little bit sketchy.
If it's diamonds, it's already kind of impossible.
Like, seven would be impossible.
But your idea was like the
every game you add one higher tier, right?
Yeah.
Silver and then.
Okay, so if you get the champ
And grand champ that would be impossible because the issue is I don't have boost and those guys can go in the air
So why the fuck all the ranks could because all the low ranks could steal the boost because there's a limited amount of boost
On the field you just gave us the biggest fucking advice ever. Are you stupid? Yeah, no, yes
Well, it's fair. No, it's fair, right?
So yeah, so basically I would be playing with no boost against the second highest rank in the game and a bunch of little
Cockroaches that could bump me and stuff, right? So
Are you stupid? It's like saying the project. You're the only way people can beat me in the last
Bro, bro, it's giving away the sauce. I don't mind. I don't mind keeping it
And then of course you're newer only I gotta give you some tips. Are you gonna use the Merc bro?
Mark Zimmerman, remember that? Uh, no, no, no, I switch to the Nissan GTR my friend. I have to I have to
Okay, okay. Yes. Yeah, so I think the max rank probably should add as diamond max
But I that's what I think would be fair and I probably would lose like a game
I think when we get to seven maybe we do a best of three
Once you get the seven
Yeah, yeah, I like that. All right. Let's just get going because you have to start at 1v1 fury
Here. Oh no fury. How are you doing? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, I'm doing good. How are you guys doing?
You're a long time no see man. I know it's been a minute. I've been good. I've been good
That's good. Wait are two that's in the call right now only one squishy
Are we cooking? Are we cooking?
Nah, yeah bro, uh, sure, right?
Wait, wait, she's right there.
No, come. Nah, yeah, nah, yeah, nah, yeah.
Wait, what?
I don't wanna say, I don't wanna say it in the podcast, bro.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
StillStork661, I see you, right?
Yup, yup.
Uh, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Uh, shit, congrats, man.
Nah, yeah, nah, yeah, nah, yeah, nah, yeah.
I know you're, you're dead, nah, how's that been?
How's that been, sir?
Yo, I'm about to be for another time like
She will get unboxed hopefully
Oh my gosh.
Come on, come on, come on.
So I invite FuriousBlock, don't play.
Can I add him last time, Furious?
Did I add you on that?
I think I have him.
I don't know.
Furious, are you silver?
You were the Muda, right?
You were the Muda.
A little bit better.
No, no, no.
That's right.
I'm ass, I'm ass, I'm ass.
I remember that.
Let me see.
How did we invite you the last time?
Who was this guy, Squishy?
I don't know how we added fury the last time
If you press what we can show you on on it Xbox or I'm on Xbox yep, yep
If you press X like when you're in the menu, it should say invite. Yeah. Yeah, that's green
Bang and scroll down until you see fury's name. I don't scroll down. I've got you and everybody
I'm okay. Roll down away
That's nice.
Yo, Fury, what the fuck is your car, Madoc?
Yo, your car looks ass, bro.
Yo, what?
Why are you stealing my halo ring, bro?
That's my thing, bro.
What's one all you?
Oh, you're the blue guy?
Yup, Nissan GTR.
Okay, that car.
I can't say anything to it.
Okay, are you okay with it being on Easter,
or are you on my Europe?
What do you prefer?
Chad, what makes sense?
What makes sense?
I think I want you on the better ping.
Yeah, it's okay. It's not that bad for for like opposite servers in this game anyway. It's a little bit of like okay delay
But yeah, Sally is saying I got one gold one plat diamond champ and grand champ look at two more diamonds
Yes, just in case Sally just in case with what squishy said all right
I expect it for the first round. Yeah, because I'm gonna cook them one-by-one, but wait, I need my settings low key
My settings can reset. I need your help real quick
everything got reset? okay I think so I'm gonna leave the match. I don't think you
okay okay I don't think we rebound anything you know if you remember but
I feel like my video settings they need some... yeah yeah we'll fix that okay so
So settings though, camera, 110, 270, 90, negative 5, 0.35, 6 is fine I guess, 1.4, 1.4, 0, and then the rest don't matter.
Zero.
Okay.
And then sensitivity, your own Xbox is a little bit different, but I would...
Xbox Elite.
Xbox Elite, do you use your 0.0, do you use your 0.1, do you use your 0.1 controller dead zone?
Do you use this controller dead zone?
Do you use your 0.10?
Xbox Elite, Fury.
Are you a boomer or why are we not... what?
What are you on, my dog? What are you on?
He has five controllers.
You're chopped. You're chopped.
But he got the three controllers with his PlayStation.
I bought Xbox Elite.
I bought this one.
Austin is breaking all my controllers right now.
Actually.
Okay, for controller deadzone, for Xbox, most of the people, there's not many Xbox players, but they mostly use 0.10.
0.10. Got it.
Yeah, and then for sense use like 1.30.3 for steering and aerial.
Staring 1.3?
Yeah, and then aerial use like 1.3 as well.
Aerial? Oh yeah, I need aerial sense.
Yeah, you're gonna be up in the air a lot.
A lot.
Dodge deadzone do like 0.7.
Okay, I think no video and then everything do you want it you're getting to look good or do you want the game to feel good?
both both I
Would turn everything off it still looks good on the right untick everything
Make sure render qualities high quality should already be on and then lowest like settings for advanced settings
No, it's for everything. No, no, no, no, that's all the pros. That's all the pros use
But if you want if you want to look good, I would do world detail high quality. Yeah. Yeah
High-quality shaders on high quality shaders on yeah, yeah if you want to get blinded put lens flares and bloom
That makes things look a little nicer, but you don't need to I think just do high quality shaders high quality shaders
Alright, I think I have it all
Well, I wasn't doing my sentence can you repeat everything?
I can't screw shot okay, okay
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
All right, ready?
Let me see if this feels nice.
Oh yeah, much better.
Well, actually, I think fullscreen is better.
All right, let me see.
Are we forgetting something?
Oh, camera shake.
Do you have camera shake on?
Go back to camera and then camera shake.
The top little box and settings in camera.
Wait, I'm trying to say V-Sync.
They're saying 144 hertz.
I need to put that up now.
Oh, you're on V-Sync is what I forgot.
That's like on by default.
Yeah, V-Sync off for sure.
And then put your FPS on the bottom left,
as high as your refresh rate goes.
240.
All right, man.
I still can't believe you only have a 240-year spawn rate.
1080, 240.
I keep it OG, bro.
I keep it OG.
That's not his OG.
All right.
OK.
I think it's done.
Suck.
Thank you, chat.
Yeah, that's nice.
I forgot the settings.
I don't know why these aren't pre-most optimal.
It should be.
All right.
It still feels weird in the main menu.
The main menu has lower FPS, right?
It shouldn't, but...
I don't know, I should be fine in game though.
Alright.
They're saying, untick the boxes.
Which boxes?
Oh, you didn't untick the boxes in the settings?
No, no, no, no. All of them.
That's not saying all of them except for high-poly shaders on the right.
In video settings.
All right, that's all I was saying only high quality status is that also like game doesn't make super bad
All right
Okay, I'll read done
With the same camera shake the same camera shake
I didn't from the other thing to you on it. So go settings camera and at the very top is a box called camera shake
I'm ticket. It is you're much less throwing. All right
Alright, um, you are kind of on my game to look sexy though. I did like the filters, but I'm not gonna lie
then
Lights at life shafts life shafts depth depth of field. Yeah, and
dynamic shadows and
Lens players you could do as well and lunchers doesn't like that. It's still still like easy. All right
They're saying turn on anti aliasing real or true
No, no
Well, that's pro setting though is off, but...
Okay.
Ooh, that's much better.
Fury, can you leave the game?
You want me to leave the game?
Yeah, so I can just remade.
Fury, you want me to screen-sheffle you, my dog?
No, no, I can just...
He'll be in the game, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
He's spanking.
Alright, cam button left doesn't make sense or no?
Or is there stuff that, like, Shed needs to see?
No, nothing button left at all.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right guys before I forget
Rocket League they just want sponsoring the stream of course Hudson and chat for epic games and rock it
Let's go and for squishy and for fury. Vamos. Thank you for sponsoring us. Yes. All right
Okay, I'm running out of here we go. This is the one be one. I literally
Already got this only got this come on. How do I drive forward?
Wait, is he alive?
What's the question?
Oh my god.
Never mind, never mind.
So, I said...
Oh god.
Oh no, come on.
Yo, don't get me back.
I'm playing the game.
That's us.
Yes.
You got this, you got this.
He doesn't know how to hit my goal, bro.
We're chilling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's cool.
What are you doing?
Are they talking?
I don't, I don't want to score like 30 on you, bro.
What the fuck do you mean 30?
What if...
Like, I don't want him to score, Berdia.
I don't skip the replay.
You're talented.
But like, you know...
I don't know...
Someone said W defense.
I don't know the last time you said that I'm a fast learner.
You'll check.
I will go crazy after this first game.
Like, this is just the one round.
2v1 with Fury, I can beat him.
Alright, let me remember these settings.
I have my boost.
How do I go up in the air?
Oh, that's too slow.
So, up there, only you gotta jump, tilt your car back
so it'll pull you a stick down and then reach.
You can just try it, it's okay if you miss the ball.
Okay, listen, Fury, the way we can score on this guy,
by the way, if I score on you, Squishy,
the challenge ends right now, bro.
Like, I need one goal, bro, come on, this is the only one.
All right, all right.
Like, this is where we can score, Fury, right at the start.
Is this car faster?
I swear, bro, this is so much for stamina, shit.
How do we skip this bro?
Like what?
Why are you not skipping the switch?
Fury are you taking the piss bro?
I'm just spectating!
Oh like in FIFA bro, when you're holding someone hostage.
Okay, I hated those people.
Fury, this round...
What was the jump though?
Bro like I can't jump that high!
This round is fun. You're getting gold scored against me. You're just talking.
You're just having a conversation with me. Like, look in.
At least scoring goals, you're like, yo, how are you doing this day?
Like, okay, look in. Come on, bro.
I'm kind of teasing the kickoff because I have a little bit of faster kickoff,
so you can't really get there. Give me a little bit of advice.
No, not faster. There's like a, there's like a strat to go a little faster.
I
See what he's doing. He's like jumping before he's taking the bush
Let's start it just go faster. Yeah, yeah, I'm put together. Okay
understand
What's the kind of that?
Actually, we're close. You're jumping now. I mean, that's good. That's good before you were just watching on the floor
Squishy, I'm a
If I was your kids wish you would be proper trust me because I'm a fast learner
Trust, trust, trust, trust.
I can't.
I was...
I love how your name still works.
Mine!
I jumped early.
I tried it.
It does work though, right?
Yes, I think so.
His dirty tactics work.
He's like, conflict after.
Bad shots, will she? Bad shot!
Sorry.
Wait.
As you're like, driving up the post.
Alright, come down.
Get him, Ona.
Almost, bro.
Almost.
Oh, they are, man.
Yo, someone is saying long, Ola.
Alright, I got you, I got a kill.
Alright, watch to the...
Don't watch this road without any emotes.
Man, this is sad.
Yo, chill guys!
Bro, after this, furious is gonna join 2v1, bro.
Like, come on.
We're gonna get our payback.
I feel like I forgot my basics, bro.
I was actually nasty at walking there.
You...
Yeah, you were only a word
I saw I somebody did a good job on your first play it was good
I still think they need to add honking bro you said it last time I've been thinking about
this one
I'll squish it to teach you Roda reset
What is Roda?
Oh my god almost hit it
I'll try it but hard
You jump off the wall you wave dash reset into the ball
I can get a reset there and then you're double than me
only have two points what is a point oh my god
Oh, nice get him open open on a
Oh, what are you doing when you can start making contact? It's not bad. I feel like
Yo, hey, hey, what are you doing?
You're actually annoying as shit
Yo, I was glazing you would have as yesterday was saying you switch is the nicest soul ever
What the fuck is this BM?
I am nice, I am nice.
Evil squishy today or what?
Shalax bro?
Kill!
Oh no, Matt.
Wait, if I demould him I have to stop killing.
Wait a second, that's how we win the challenge.
Oh, you have to boost!
Oh no!
Wait.
I'm the 3rd hand order thing.
Alright, GG.
Only missed, only missed your chance, only missed your chance.
nice no no that was so close
oh that's 13th air dick giveaway or no
stop bro
Roomba vs F1 car I don't know what that means
There's a Roomba like one of those robots fucking backing cleaners.
Alright bro.
Oh my god!
Nice, nice save.
He doesn't know what he's doing, he doesn't know what he's doing.
We're good.
Nice jump.
Bro, I just have to like feel the car again, you know?
Like last time.
Like it's kind of hard to...
Oh my god!
Oh my god, that's all right.
I saw my boost.
Wait, the ball's sticking to him, bro. He's cheating.
Oh, no, you gotta try to jump to the bottom, bro. Get an aerial.
Let's see the aerial on it.
Oh, shit.
Alright.
I saw not enough fury. I tried to predict. I tried to predict.
I saw that. I saw that. I saw that.
I almost just ended it.
Wait, I thought you were out of battery.
Oh no, you have 120.
Skip, Fury, skip.
Yeah, that is why.
Alright.
Squishy.
Do I go?
You don't understand what this is like.
Oh my god.
You use your piece of...
Fury, what we have to do in the 2v1 is just demolish him, bro.
If you demoli-
Right there.
You feel like that?
Yes.
Yo, is he focusing on killing me or scurrying Goals, bro?
I was feeling both at once.
Yeah.
I feel like I'm getting bullied, bro.
This is like-
You said that and you didn't like me.
I hadn't even done what you did yet.
It's not fun.
When you play against players in the North Side,
you'll start bumping them.
How do you play this game more than me?
No I have not! That's a lie bro!
Yo can you escape bro? Like!
Okay, thank you fury
How's the audio?
You only played that one time?
Yes, two times
Me too
Two times
He's going for it
He's not gonna hit that
Oh my god!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead
No more gold to my goal. Watch this, I'm gonna aerial defend.
Fury! Oh my god! Oh, you're insane!
Come on, baby!
You're insane!
Fury, I'm telling you right now.
Oh my god.
He got how many golds only?
Yo, he would not have been fit, like he would not have been able to say that.
15-0! Fury, every player that we are, it gets exponentially easier.
Aka we demolish him we score we go with we have to get two fucking people in the goal defending suck
Fury John I love you now. I think I think is gonna end right now chat. How many players will we need to be squishy?
I'm telling you it's possible
How do I skip songs again, I need to skip song button
I don't know what that spot is, it's the middle button and then left or right on the left
thing.
I don't know if you have like a middle button, is there a middle button on the, like Fury
you know the playstation button in the middle?
You press that and you press like right on your left stick, push right on your left
stick.
to change this one if you're on Spotify I don't know what it is I'm sorry I'm trying to check
what do I join blue or orange wait let me try to fix the setting I'll wait for you thank
you bro right click R3 stick oh my god can I do that again oh you're talking about in
Rock-a-league and Rock-a-league. Yes, yes, yes.
That's about Windows, bro.
Yeah, I thought I was talking about Windows.
What? All right, all right.
Chad, in-game music on off.
I kind of like it.
Wait, will the music get me banned on YouTube Squishy?
Yeah.
What?
Some songs. I think some songs, too.
That's good.
I have it off, but I also don't stream on YouTube.
Bro, I gotta take the risk.
Yeah, it's probably fine.
Are we ready?
We are ready.
Wait, there's the stream safe option.
Yeah, yeah, I called streamer safe.
Where's that?
Ah!
Stream safe music on stream safe.
I have it on, I have it on.
Good comms, good comms, good comms.
Alright. Hey, Fury!
I'm joining, I'm joining, I joined, I joined!
Ono, where are you?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset.
We would have already scored.
Alright.
That's true.
Come on.
Okay.
Jett, on and on the prediction.
I'm on the focus.
2v1.
Bronze and Silver.
Lock in Fury.
We got it demolished ass.
Steal his boost and brought him from the space.
I got the mod, I got the mod!
I got the mod as well!
Yo, what's going on?
I can't boost!
Save it, save it!
I can't boost!
Wait, what do you mean?
I don't know, my boost doesn't work!
It's not working?
Yo, how do you use strong my ass like that?
Wait, make sure your stuff's working on that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, time out, time out!
Let me try to check if I can boost.
I can't boost!
No?
I can't boost!
I can't boost!
boost oh my god in the middle of my
Xbox Elite controller is a button that
changes my map things yo do we reset
this I think we have to reset this bro
okay yeah yeah yeah it would not have
been able to score all right here we go
this is the official game three two
okay good one yep yep now you're
done
Are you sure? Are you sure?
Yup! Yup!
Let's rock and leak!
Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Come on!
Let's go!
I almost had it!
Remember, all we have to...
Oh...
Yup!
I was out of gas, bro!
What happened?
I was out of gas!
You're out of gas!
Alright, come on!
Like, like, benzene!
Yup!
Diesel!
Alright, lock in, lock in!
Jump up!
You're almost in the middle, demon, demon, demon!
I have to pass the money!
I have to pass the money!
I'm demon, demon!
I'll focus on the attack, I'll focus on the attack.
That is the right strat bro, that is the right strat.
Lock him, lock him.
I'll focus on him, I'll focus on him.
I'm going for him, okay.
Oh no, you missed the ball, the ball is stationary.
There's nobody here bro. Yo.
Squishy, why are you even smooth today bro?
What are you doing? Yo, hey, what are you doing?
Who made you? Yo, you just didn't go for the ball.
Because I thought that you would attack, I was trying to like predict it.
Huh? What's that?
I almost de-mote him.
You're the ball glitched.
He's cheating.
Fury, should I try staying in the goal?
Yeah, you are, you are like, you look like a goalie, you should go.
I actually like the new player. I'll process if I'm still like one guy.
Get it! Get it on up!
Okay, follow me.
I'll go go, I'll go go.
Okay, you're going to, you're going to.
You go attack, you go attack.
Yep, yep, yep.
I go this way.
No!
Furing ship!
Hey!
You're supposed to know how to play, bro.
No, I don't, bro! I don't!
You drive RS6 on high, bro.
This is your game.
Oh, I got a...
I'll defend, I'll defend, I'll defend.
Yes, good job.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a 7.
It's been not even one minute.
40 seconds, it's got 7 goals.
What is this?
It's going from 30.
Oh, curing!
Yo, hey!
Yo, what are you doing, curing?
I'm throwing too fast.
I'll do a boost pop-wise.
How do you boost dash-wise?
bro the other stick
ademon?
you mean?
you can't get top speed back
unless you hold the roof
we got you
ademon?
no
check you need boost to demon or no?
probably
yeah
i predict you one day on that fight
i just died
Yo, I just can't reach him like he has a faster car.
This was the longest that he didn't score goal.
He's getting worse, Yuri, and really getting better.
That was 20 seconds in a row, let that...
Alright.
I'm going to stop spending that, because it's just...
I could probably get a little thirty-three.
He's getting way too confident.
No, no, he's not even confident. I think he's just unfair.
Yo, he's getting way too confident. Look at this guy.
Squishy, you got to try hard, bro. You score as many goals as you want, bro.
bro because we're gonna get one more player after this and then one more and
then diamonds for that buddy we're gonna humble you buddy
he messed up on the wall bomb defend it what's up what's up what's up what's
up I'm back in it's a way you make me as well what a fuck is the ball
he faked shoot and rockin these are your car look look at your dumb ass
That's a jump in!
That's a zoom!
Haha, he was about to defend more than that.
He opened up a suck.
Ah, come on, come on, come on.
But now we know that Fury, that he will do that.
I'm going to full defend.
I should have.
Nice!
Nice owner, that was all you.
Going in, going in!
You already defend that.
I got it.
Infect!
No!
I expect a little bit of you.
Kiri, I'll Zemo him.
Oh my god, I almost thought you had that.
Almost got it bro.
That's good. Now, right now we're practicing more.
He is our practice ground. Like, he's our dummy.
Nice Q-Rig.
There's nowhere near the goal, we got this.
I've no boosts, I've no boosts.
Right, right. How does it run?
I've run off the boosts. Yo, this guy's on them to boost.
That's crazy.
I'm not tall enough.
That's it.
Oh, they just got, like, you guys both gotta just kind of dump in the air and blow them up.
Just give it a go, you know. Don't be afraid.
We gotta kill you bro, we're playing a brawl.
Hold on, I'm gonna focus on killing him, okay?
Yeah, okay, demo him, demo him.
If you save the ball, if you save the ball, if you save the ball, the first ball, like he's dead.
Okay, save it?
Okay, wait, I'll defend this one, I'll defend this one.
Got it!
Oh my god, oh nice.
nice team oh yeah oh my god it's so hard for him when he's yeah even the
last question is a possible you gotta also go in there to find a way
yeah I got it I got it
it's so hard to aerial
what's he doing he's going to his own wall wait oh no yeah yeah
I found out what's on the area.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, I might have figured out a way to score.
There's so much to set. What's better than that? That kind of like hurt my soul.
All right, let me lock in. Yeah, yeah. Rule number one. Rule number one.
Rule number one. Wait, if we get him to rule number one with seven people. Yes! Fury! Yes!
I just can't do a lot of good breakups.
Two more minutes, kill this guy.
Yo, Sally, I hope you have the gold player ready, brah, and I hope he's a good gold
player.
Please be a smurf.
Oh my gosh
Please please
It all depends like
Like if you're getting gold 3s or gold 1s
It's like very good
Gold 3s would be close to a flat, you know
Gold 1 is a...
A huge gap actually
If you get the good gold, I guess it's very good
I got boost, I can defend maybe
Alright
You almost had that bro
You saw that, you saw that
I did see that
We are improving though, that's good
Yes, we are
He's always going for the big Mambo boosts.
Fury, always get the- Oh, he fucked up!
Oh my god!
No, you made me- No!
Nice, Fury!
Hit his ass!
Oh, where is, where is- I got it!
Oh my god, you had to go there, actually.
That was close.
Fury, why are you actually good right now?
I don't know, bro. I don't know.
It's us. It's a team, bro.
No, bro. We got the shit.
We got the shit.
I'm gonna give him a get-so, alright?
Has he ever won?
I stopped it. I stopped it.
Okay, I'm going in.
Alright, here we go.
Nice and long jump. He's so high.
You're filming me?
Oh!
Oh, he missed! He missed! He missed!
He's chopped! He's chopped!
I'm gonna defend.
Oh no, he's doing the shit again, though.
Oh! No!
I'm actually playing worse than the smiling Ultroner, I can't.
You're not gonna smile after this, buddy.
One more player, you're not gonna smile, buddy.
You're just seeing like stale storks, 6-6-1s sitting across like this.
I can't.
I want to demo his ass.
Oh! No!
I'm saying so there's only six big boosts on the map, there's gonna be seven players
against me.
Wait, so we could just spawn camp the boosts?
Yeah, I shouldn't be telling you that.
Once we're three we're gonna get it done easier.
You get depth, like if you use your brains you definitely use a 71, like a little bit.
Are you calling us stupid?
I'm saying a lot of times when this happens the players don't don't think and they just like go for the ball
But if like four players are going to the ball, it's like a three-point. So you're saying we don't think
I'm saying you don't think that's why it'll be hard
This was real life rocket League where you would be chopped squishy me and my folks one jeez, I don't have to handle that
Fury! No, it's your D-Motem!
I gotta go!
Over!
Get it!
No!
Defend, defend, defend!
Let's go on our second, please!
Out of that boost, out of that boost, out of that boost.
How does D-Motem die?
How does he, like, how can we not get him there?
I should have D-Motem there.
We haven't D-Motem once, Fury.
We haven't D-Motem once.
We haven't D-Motem once.
How have we not D-Motem once?
Actually, what is this for 24 and 0 24 and 0 first time channel says close get back. We shit that
Yeah, one of those guy look at the ping by the way chat like this is what's stopping us right now. Yeah
That's true. Actually
All right, it's time for the third. It's time for the third. Do I add everyone to the call?
I think chat. Do we add everyone to the call? I think we do or
I think so. I think so. I think so when you come. So you're adding all the players like at once?
No, I mean, no, one by one. One by one. Oh, yeah, okay. One by one. Here we go. Sally,
who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who's going to be our savior? All right. So we are going
add a rank right now which is what squishy I am the copper curious to
sell what is the next rank gold gold all right you're chopped you're chopped
massive smurf incoming come on was it like now I'm I'm adding him in one
second my god I'm excited for this this is me this is fury and now we're gonna
to add Mr. FM7400. Here we go. Squishy, I'm gonna send you the name, you're gonna add
to the party if you can, okay? Okay. Right there, suck. Showtime, baby. How scared are
you especially I think I'll be okay here I think we get to like sixes okay six or seven
yeah that'll be that'll be that when it gets like you're nuts pretty difficult if we start
stealing boost right now I'm telling you we can win through your one yeah FMI I hope
yes all right fmi did you buddy I sent them from across epic as well easy what
the hell is his profile picture yeah this guy looks like a smurf bro okay
here we go owner on a be the smurf don't rely on other smurfs okay I'll try
you have to realize here we have the same car we have the same engine like
what's stopping us from doing the same input in our controller than him bro
like we're actually chopper now looking through this ain't that one bro yep yep
the cars all the same
but the song is sick
FM hello my friend you are gold in Rocket League
Smurf or gold gold?
Bad news bro.
Bad news? Not the smurf, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Join the game and we're gonna smoke squishy right now, right?
I invited you as well.
Yes, should have it.
Actually, you can press the profile pics on the bottom to join our lobby because we're in the game already.
FM where you from my friend where you from where you from whoa you crane okay
check check check and how many hours you have in Rocket League bro
hours like 20 20 your gold with 20 hours actually very good actually so you
could join the game we're in the game right now you gotta press the green
you see the green glowing propa up to the bottom no I mean I mean I think I'm
talking in game but what I don't I didn't personally like in here okay let's
honestly all leave to the menu we put a menu okay um oh no no no fury where is
it yeah yeah turn off your game Mike I find where it is yeah I'm trying to
look for it as well chat 3v1 who's gonna win yo what do we call you what do we
call you my friend what do we call you
pillow pole okay we're gonna call you Paul okay
three go settings chat and then yeah voice chat setting and then off okay
You have to remove from the voice room okay
Okay, we are good. I like your skin Paul. Yeah
I got you this guy's this guy's good. This guy's good. All right Paul. We need to demolish him. That's how we win bro
20 hours gold is very good. That's
actually
Why isn't it full of stars?
Like the epic censorship thing is a little bit
No, no, I don't think it's anything
Paul we got a focus on
Demoing and we demo him we win the game, bro. Oh my god. Oh so good
I'll get him. I'm on his ass.
Yeah, yeah, it actually is. Go ahead.
Oh my god, we're winning.
Paul, come on, come on, come on.
Go higher, will you, Tech?
Ooh, he's defending.
Nice! Oh my god, Paul!
No, I trucked the aerial.
Got it! No way!
Ah, he got it.
Yo, I thought I had it.
Yo, Paul, what is your game on Epic?
name on epic games why is it like stars
um i don't think you need to know that
what what the fuck yo sally who did you
get my dog
suck oh yeah
i saw you last second it's hard to follow everyone bro
What is his name on Epic Games?
Norman Treet.
Norman Treet.
Dude, I added him.
It's like Dildo Vick or something.
What?
Oh yeah, it was Dildo Vick.
Yeah, yeah.
Dildo Vick.
Oh, Paul, we ain't gonna judge.
We ain't gonna judge, Margie.
No, but it wasn't Dildo.
It was like, it looked like a regular name.
Oh, it wasn't?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it didn't.
Let me see your name like that.
Wait!
Nice!
I'm stealing his boost?
You're still mine.
Wait, I'm crashing in?
Never mind.
I'm expecting it.
Oh!
I blocked him!
Go in, go in, go in, go in!
Hit his ass!
I almost had it, almost had it, almost had it, almost had it.
Oh my gosh, almost had it.
Dude, there's a pain, bro.
I think there's a pain.
Someone set up in your wrath!
Yeah, look at the wrath.
Wait, I'm going in?
I try to predict that's what I predict
Guys we're not so in defense bro
I'm not gonna make that matters you guys
Come on bro
We need to lock in boys come on bro
I'm gonna end up in the swimming journey
What you're learning German?
Yeah
Uh I'm not that good yet
Are you answering in English?
No, I swear, bro.
We can learn this cool.
Nice!
Bro, then speak a little German.
Can you understand me right now?
Bro, I'm not that great.
Okay, okay, okay.
You can.
Check, check, check.
Hello.
I was named for no, uh...
I was named for no, uh...
Like my name.
Uh, okay.
I'm not gonna pass that.
30 Kilo, bitch.
Come on.
oh my god it's you open goal no he has big moves he has big one mark
I'm on goal okay I don't know if that's right fuck I'm not going he's off
he's off he's off just defend now defend defend defend you can't hit that
You don't have the skill for it
Yo, if I boost it, we're dead
Defend defend defend defend
You missed
Going in going in all you all you all you
Oh, they're actually a little sad, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Right, go!
Yo!
How did I go from there, man?
What?
Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip!
Look, he's not going for it anymore.
He goes to boost himself.
That's bad.
That's stupid.
Defendant?
Yeah.
I'm seeing his boost.
Oh, what are you doing?
Oh, what are you doing?
So, so, so.
Wake up!
I'm gonna demo him guys when you try to demo him go off the ball cap
We haven't told you once
Come on defense
We are doing way better look look only go bro
Yes, and I actually made a very big difference.
Yes.
Go in, go in, go in.
Nice! No, we almost had that.
Yo, how are you not on my...
Guys, you have to predict where the ball is going.
Don't ever like follow the ball.
Predict where it goes.
Help. Help. No!
Stealing the boost.
I have speed, I have speed.
You got that, you got that.
Oh my god!
Who are you talking to there?
Nice boy!
No.
Fury, what are you doing?
Alright.
I was on the ball, I was following the ball.
Nice.
Skip, skip, skip.
Not bad, not bad, not bad. I want to watch that bro.
We have to learn from this gameplay, you know?
Wait.
He always goes for the boost, how can we abuse that guys?
Wait I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea.
Oh wait.
Shit.
Guys, I have an idea.
I...
Someone gets the boost on the left, someone gets the boost on the right.
Come on.
I'll get the right, I'll get the right.
Always, always.
This is what I mean, this is what I mean.
I get the bo-
That's a good, that's actually a good try.
Thank you.
How does he get that? How does he get that bro?
From a mile away.
You already know once we're like eight players in this lobby bro,
it's always gonna be one person, one bomb then forgets to skip.
Like every time.
So because the max team limit is 413,
we have the players will have to be on my team.
It's weird because they spawn next to me.
Oh I understand, I understand.
So they have a really big team.
Ah you're a cook man.
Once we have 5 fasts we're hooked on
So you have like 2 embossed notes, 3 embossed notes
Basically
Well kill them all, I thought you were good
Well do a little bit with you pink
You actually kill better than us
You're doing good at all, you're doing good
Then like a 20 hour goal, I would expect worse
I feel like you say that to everyone like you you told me the last time that I am like
playing good for my house.
Oh no you were a brand new player you were the best brand new player I've seen in a team.
And then I played with Dante, Dante is a much better player than me.
Dante is a B2O slightly.
Bro, play with two players.
Eh well.
Fury?
No.
No.
I mean, not of all do I coach 3 in the air, like,
you just call me the bastard, so that's fine.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, come on, defend, defend, defend.
Nice, guys!
We're still lost, like, 20-0.
It's fine, we defended that, though.
Ha, ha, ha.
Shite, shit.
Guys, all right, Paul, you're doing good.
You're doing good.
No, we can do better, we can do better.
We can do better.
And now it gets easier.
Why? Because now it's gonna be 4v1, bro.
And you know what that means.
It's over, bro. Here we go. Next rank is...
Let me put Paul here. Paul. Next rank is what? Is this Platinum?
We had a Platinum joining. Squishy, I'll give you the nickname.
Well, let me just send you the whole list.
Suck. This is the list. He's gonna start shaking when he sees that name, bro.
Platts's name is Happy Nappy in-game and Crafty on Discord.
Crafty.
AdFriend.
Crafty.
Suck.
Please be good.
We need a good Plat.
Crafty.
Mods prediction.
Let me see what the prediction is saying.
If people are locked on it.
What is it?
The epic that was in Discord was not working.
Actually.
Yeah
This one don't work
Let me try again, I didn't
Well, let me add the call we figured out yeah, yeah suck what the fuck is this prediction?
Well, you sound locked in crafty. We can't add you on epic games. Why? Yeah, because Sally
misspelled my name. It's not happy. It's not been happy. I appreciate you for calling
that out. Sally, we have to talk after the stream. All right. Thank you. Happy nappy
for saying that I appreciate that I appreciate that yeah all right all good
I'm not gonna let my mood get changed right now all good I'm joking I'm happy
nappy are you a good plat or maybe happy nappy happy nappy happy
You don't have to leave, you stay, you stay, you understand the challenge.
Every time we lose, we had someone, bro.
I hope you got no places to be because we may play like three more games, bro.
Um, snappy, see the profile pics at the bottom, you can press them and press join party
match.
Yeah.
Oh, I clicked that.
Oh, it should load you into the game.
Ready to
Paul, please stay with us, bro
Okay, we all in do I join blue or orange which one?
We've been just doing whatever it doesn't matter
Okay, so wait, I'm gonna snap you how good are you how many also you have my friend?
I think I have like
like 200 hours to get.
Oh, and on a 280 ping, jeez, Louise, where are you from, my G?
Oh, yeah, I'm Australian, by the way.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
You know, the place of, uh, you know, my kid.
Well, I hope it doesn't affect your gameplay.
Here we go.
Wait, we're already doing it.
Very good.
We're doing it.
Defend someone?
Defend, defend, defend.
Okay.
I saw what Snappy did there.
If he didn't have the ping, he would have.
Almost guys look because of the pain he missed it look
Guys steal his boosts and try to demo him. I have his boost almost emote fury
I heard your whole body going
someone defense, someone defense, we need defense. Nice guys.
Oh my god. Wait, this is actually easier. Much easier.
Alright, trust me. But he scored. I won't go away.
Wait, there's four of you guys in the next one.
There's one. Oh my god.
You just scored that easily? Guys, come on, lock in.
Well, Dildovic, you're not even coming.
I got it.
little bitch don't be shy do not be shy bro we need thumbs
shy sir
little bitch how old are you my friend how old
i'm 15 years old bro
what that's why you're a little shy right now no
maybe
all good my friend all good all good
we've all been there we've all been there
here we go here we go
you're doing good my friend you're doing good
uh someone defend please go
Wait, you're aiming to a chill.
You're going to hack the goal bro.
No, alright, not bad, not bad.
Mani, why do you not got that?
Look at that, you're just waiting.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
Alright, come on, come on, come on.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
How's it 4-0 with four people?
Shit.
Steal his boost.
Nice ball.
He packed someone.
Nice try, snap, be very nice try.
very nice right so that I come on I swear that the plan is to just demo I'll just
it is because I'm let you go no no no yeah for the time to predict it guys I'll
demo his ass I'll focus on demoing him I will I will I will always get the
big boost guys this is how we wins and this is how we will win if we steal his
boost that's it
come on come on come on defensive how is he doing we're doing what Bobby won
the drill on what how are we doing worse
I feel I'm coast rooming right now nice happy so luck in there how do you oh
do you dodge that every time you can't defend guys defend defend nice nice
I
Miss
You missed
I'm defending
yo hey hey hey yo guys sorry sorry sorry
squishy after this give him like some tax you need some like learning to defend
Oh
Do that again do that again come on do that again guys
To
Why you bumping me?
I got it, I got it, I got it!
Now we attack, now we attack!
Oh my god.
I got defense, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Oh, I don't got it.
Nice guys!
Oh my god.
I got it, I got it, I got it!
How's he there? How's he there?
I don't know if I'm 7s a lot.
Ro is thinking about the 7 we won already.
What the hell?
We're still coming back.
Yeah, what?
Oh, it sure is.
They used to get humble, bro.
Do the double touch.
That's how we score, I swear.
Double touch.
Because he goes for boost at the start.
Defense, guys.
Defense, defense.
I got a first roll though.
I'll start somewhere.
Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip.
Snappy, snappy.
What are we?
Yes, ping, yes, ping, yes, ping.
Yep, yep.
Alright.
Guys, don't kick the ball hard.
Look, look, look, dribble with it, dribble with it.
Let him come through you!
I like that!
Boring!
You're almost South Gold on Squishy.
Thank you, bro.
I think.
You actually did.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I feel like I'm having a go at it.
Defense guys, nice Paul, very nice.
Let's attack now, attack, attack!
Nice snappy!
Defense guys, defense.
Defense, defense, defense.
Nice snappy!
Now we attack!
No...
Got it.
Nice!
Attack!
remember just demo him we win just demo him we win
I see fans
still is boost I have
BAM! come on it's in there! perfect guys!
nice trap hole
oh
Oh, he got the massive boost bro. He can't go on us anymore. We're locked
Defense defense defense
Guys she hasn't scored since I started to IGL I don't want to say that this is
But it may be the strike
It's been keep yapping keep yapping keep yapping defense defense guys defense
You stop yapping for one second we instantly good like I love you. I love you
You are the IGL
Maybe first act guys get boost early get the big boosts let him only get one on his side
Come on steal his boosts should always try for a legal. I like that snappy because he may not expect where we go
focus on defense now focus on defense and get the big mama boost on the
weight never need defense
guys he's laughing take that as fuel for your car come on nice ball 30 seconds
Don't get scored on defense
The next guy gonna be from Mars or
I honestly get better with the bumps and kind of scared. I thought about a seven
It's like a seven came out. You're actually gonna have the bumps down. Thank you
No
No, it's impossible. It's impossible.
It's impossible.
The ball touches the ball, the game ends.
Oh well.
Yeah, I was the one closest to the ball, my screen, that's the way.
You're sexy, bro.
That was close, that was close, that was close.
What's the score?
Wait, wait, someone keep track of the score.
What was the score, 3v1, and what is the 4v1?
I feel like...
It was 15-0, I think, and now it's 15-1, so we're making progress.
All right, so 50 more players and we're gonna win.
All right, let me have the next one.
Look at the scores though, look at the scores.
Everybody's three digits, and then we're still score.
Guys, guys, what the hell are you doing, Falken?
See, IGLs, bro.
For two minutes, you didn't score because I was saying defense,
offense, lock in, bro.
Come on.
I can't score my own goals while I micromanage you guys.
You're right.
You're right.
Let's add one more. Let's add one more. I think the next two are gonna be massive massive jump
I fucking hope so so next is gonna be time and squish. I mean, I thought I was a massive jump like was I not
Now you could aerial you were going backward you get some good save
nephew bro. All right, um
Favorite game Brazilian drug dealer three snappy
what nothing nothing all right let me get the next guy diamond rank we have three
people for choice which name do we trust the most
zlon tozum or patek
patek zlon has RL in his name bro this is his main game does yeah that guy might
be better than diamond because I wrote his name oh my god I fucking hope so
we're adding zlon squish if you can invite like you put like you put RL in
name as a diamond like surely you think you're like really good for a diamond right yes yes
youtube and his youtube name uh in his epic games name and he has rocketing in his discord
name bro he's locked this is the guy that's tough yeah what is the reverse though wait so
you're gonna have three diamonds after this it's gonna be from this point there'll be three more
more time it's that's impossible
there's a lot of guys like I said bro you're done after this
yeah that's right
so this guy will already spawn on your side right because it's
five per side or what uh four per side
not not guaranteed him unless he joins my team
like if he joins my team so if you want like you in theory could join my team
you guys could just insta-bump me
yes yes we were going this side we were going this side
I normally don't play with um
noobs but it's fine I can join you
whatever squishy chillax bro
zealot
uh...
you need to add me on the summer
zealot
well what time is in australia you're shocked
uh... it's three thirty and what the fuck
one might be a good you have worked out of the game
and i've got school tomorrow
my friend
how much longer can stay
you want bro I'm good that's a 24 stream I'd suck I let him bang let's
try to get this over with fast bro so you're good you know what I mean don't
want to make your teachers mad he looks like simple right now I'm not gonna
lie so yeah you can join the party now by the way do you guys hear me yes
yeah can hear you yes okay okay see long my friend you have YouTube in your
name and your rocket league in your name and your diamond how many hours do you
have in rocket league my friend like six or seven hundred all right all right I
think this is where it's gonna be over the prediction says guys 17 million
points on squishy one million on us 17 to one puts they do not believe in us
right now let's prove me fucking wrong all right so one of our name or
or if you could join me.
Oh, no, you join or should I?
I'll join his side, okay?
And then you join afterwards.
Okay, okay.
So obviously you're still trying to score on Luda.
Yeah, squishy, I'm not praying them.
I'm not that praying them.
I'm trying to jump.
Yeah.
I mean, never know.
I'll be on in, guys, I'll be on in.
Yeah, I know, bro.
Kazoni, like, what's it?
Hold on, you're doing a lot.
You might get a green net out of orange,
and you might want to tap it in, you guys.
Okay. Nice. I'm going for the wrong goal.
Oh, screw me!
Yo, wait, what's wrong with you?
I thought you were squishy.
I thought I just said...
It says Stealth stock of a money.
Got him! I got him! Nice! Attack!
Zilon?
No.
Yo, you're good, you're good.
No. Zilon, where are you from, my friend?
Hungry, hungry.
you're hungry right now come on come on come on wait how old are you my friend how
old are you what you know all of you all of my viewers like underage bro nice to
meet you 2012 year board
2012 is crazy
that makes me feel old 2012 I feel like six if you're born 2012
No, I don't know how you nuts
But it feels like that come on defense
Wait, that's our goal no
Come on attack attack attack attack attack attack
I was having a moment demo him guys
Oh man, you know we need to be
Steal the boost steal the boost
I
Defense defense defense defense so many people on the field. Oh my god, I should have become in this
I swear become in this
We need to see this boost we always need someone like stealing all boosts. Okay, if he doesn't boost this job
We can't aerial without boost defense defense defense
I can't be more squishy out of demon
Actually
I'll do that for this so that
But then that means you guys can also demo each other's
Zilon Zilon
Defense fury defense defense I tried I tried I try
Guys we need to give have good coms everyone say nice try if someone did something nice nice try nice try
Nice try, nice try. Come on.
Paul bro are you mudded?
Don't be shy Habibi, don't be shy, being friendly is not being cringe.
We need to lock in, we need to set up some nice tries.
Wait, wait, wait.
Nice try, nice try guys. Nice try.
Let's attack, attack early, attack early, that's the one time we scored.
Attack early.
It's okay bro, you're the better player, pick it.
It's so annoying to be on the other side.
Save!
Nice save!
Come on!
Attack, Snappy!
Get ready for attack!
Does he not make a good fucking fall out of it?
Yeah, yeah!
Nine!
I'm getting all the boosts so he can't take it.
I have defense a half.
It's not in.
It's not, guys.
Don't worry.
Defense?
Alright.
That's fine. That's fine.
That's fine. That's fine.
Shisei.
Yo guys, last game we got one goal.
And the goal was us just double tapping at the start.
That's how we get the goal bro, look in.
Let's see what you just got.
Oh man, head roll.
Snappy!
Snappy!
Snappy!
That's your second goal my friend.
Snappy you made it to goal.
You're 250 ping.
Who bugged me?
Maybe I was done.
Maybe I was done.
Yeah, I bumped into him, I bumped into Sargell.
That was good.
I went so far.
Dude, why don't you bump it? I'm kind of like out of the play.
Guys, bump him.
Fury.
Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch.
Yeah, I'm doing alright, bro.
I mean, I try.
That's right, that's right, that's what we're saying, good comps.
Defense, guys, defense, defense.
He's doing that aerial shit again.
Nice, good defense.
You can steal his boost, guys.
You can steal his boost.
He's chopped without boost.
Nice, Billy! Come on, we need to go now! We need to go!
I'm gonna make fun of him! Lock him!
I'm gonna see him! I'm blocking him!
Blocked!
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Nice try.
So close.
Defense, defense, defense, defense, defense.
Nice try, nice try.
Build the rest, nice try.
Of course.
Let's go.
one minute and fifty we need five golds guys we can do this
I gotta get this boost early I'm trolling guys I'm trolling
right here yeah how is it faster than that nice
the savers took it actually
oh we need one more of those might be it might be it might
Thank you, thank you, thank you, that's right
Nice wall, thank you
Getting the boost I saw this boost
Now only you're supposed to block him from like blocking our shots. I saw this way guys come on good attack now
Nice
Get ready someone aerial just someone aerial this
nice nappy
Boom I threw him off
Wait, you also got the splash then what the hell you both have the same thing. Nice try nice try nice try
Thank you, man
Thank you. Thank you. Well, we all got the splash equipment. Come on boys. Holy I mean
I have half as many gold this was last time you have a double your goals
One more player you're shocked. Oh
Oh nice defense Paul attack attack now attack defense defense nice oh my god
yeah snappy is crazy bro a yo boss hey my bad defense we need your D we
I need your D
I'm blocking, I'm throwing him off
Zack, in in in in in, nice!
Don't let him get that boost, don't let him get that boost
I got the boost
20 seconds, let's go one more goal in this bitch
Come on, come on
Oh, so much shit
If that's in, um, okay, never mind it
Oh
It's so hot
In my first time today, I would nice try guys nice try guys one more player. We literally
Squash squash and bro, right one more player. We have it. I think
what who just burped the one has nappy on us really the same you're making
us really think it's crazy wait wait time out time out thank you squishy back
time out how do I have more points than Paul
sorry sorry Paul my battle my bad but you know it's cuz you got an assist off
one of my goals I never mind Paul you did good okay that's it
Hey, you assisted against us owner.
All right.
All right.
Uh, one more diamond.
Now it is six V1.
Your job, my friend, your job.
So two diamonds now, right?
Yes.
To a two diamonds, one plate, one gold, one silver and one smurfing copper.
On a pixel.
Yep.
Yep.
All right.
Let's see who we get.
Who do we think can get this?
There's two diamonds and we can choose from.
It's Tozen and Patek Viskavarsky.
Oh no, wait, he's a Barcelona fan.
Don't get him, bro, don't get him.
Okay, we're getting Tozen.
We're getting Tozen.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hallamadrid, bro, Hallamadrid.
Hallamadrid.
It's Hallamadrid.
Suck.
Boom, boom.
I added him.
Squishy, you adding Tozen?
Yeah.
W.
Come on, I swear this is it.
If this prediction isn't 50-50,
no, Archer is fucking trolling us, bro.
I'm not even joking, because it should be 50-50.
it increases rapidly now
we have to get the setting uh... of uh... bumping into your own team
all to one
yeah i would like to do this shit
my chat is actually i want to use a word that i don't use
but my chat is that fury can you say for me
i would have liked to do it
what is my chat right now fury they put thirty million points on squishy
and put three million on
what is that there one
nevermind they're not stupid
demolished
no that's fire what the fuck is this
uh...
on a delete the game and build the
bitch
i'm sure the game
yes like a remake because i i'm changing the setting so that you can
demo on on the same team seeking killed
that one
okay
what i'm not nice guys i want to tell you right now everyone listen please
The prediction of the chat is saying that 85% put their points on fucking Squishy, 15% on 6 of us.
Are we deadass right now?
Right now?
Yep, for this one. For the 6v1 with 2 diamonds.
Are they stupid?
Chat, are you stupid?
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm fucking saying.
Paul...
What?
We need to look in. Now.
You gotta leave the game, bro.
I'm leaving the game right now. I'm leaving the game.
I'm sorry.
Left, left.
Alright, I'm out, I'm out.
Oh man. Okay.
Don't start it in so though, we need to add him to the call.
Oh yeah, you don't have to join.
Toasted.
This guy bad at every gear bro.
And not on the African pink.
His epic name has like these like special characters.
Anime pro flippant.
No, no, no this guy this guy like I feel like I just had a mood up to the call. Yo Zeke my friend
What do you mean with your profile picture with like your how your discord looks bro?
I know your luck bro. You're using the wall heck most pattern on you
No, I don't have the budget
Okay, okay. Yo, how many hours you have do you know?
Loki I think about a thousand
I spent a lot of it in like free play more than that's good
That's better. That's better.
That's like practicing, no?
Yeah, he's gonna be the best one for sure.
Yo, Zeke. And you're not lying to us.
You're not like a buff diamond. You're not like...
You're not like Grand Channel.
What's your rank? 9-3?
No, that mid-2 is my pick.
You're chopped, Squish. You're chopped.
I'm sorry, my friend.
Yeah, it's gonna be hard.
Alright. Yo, hey, prediction.
I told you to go all in on us, bro.
You're the period thing for the red
That's a fucking shit right now
Alright
We're decided to rejoin
Ah yeah, just to show you
Okay
Where'd it go?
Fury, I may go orange
I may go orange, Fury
No, no, no, no, you can't go orange
Orange, right?
I swear to god
I think I'm doing better job on orange
Early defense
whoa whoa whoa can someone switch can someone switch apart okay i can switch oh thank you
baby okay okay wait my blue card looks way better i think that's better guys here we fucking go
oh i need fix it i fix it you are winning here we're fucking
you can reset reset reset no no no no yeah yeah yeah yeah we start from kickoff boom okay
here we go lock in everybody all the attack all these are the boosts
Rourinal also. And every time you say it, nice try.
Nice try, Zuma.
Nice defense!
Nice try, guys.
Zeke, you're the highest level right now. You need to lock him, bro.
Am I?
Yeah, I'm trying. So nervous, I'm telling you.
Squishy you and I with the highest still has boost
Wait, you said nervous don't be fucking nervous, bro
This is good
Attack
No
Don't look at the boost
Nice!
Nice, Celon!
Don't hate people, man.
Yeah.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
One, one, one, one!
One, one!
Nice!
Don't squeeze it.
I'm telling you, like, don't do this.
Don't do this, don't do this!
Celon!
Locking.
That was crazy, that was crazy.
Thank you, thank you.
Come on, look at him.
That squishy isn't locked.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh
Defense defense nice nice I demoed him
Well since when can this guy go on the air like that's crazy on
Guys don't you know other bra that's what we lose
Nice cool steel I
I have I have
Yeah, I'll bump into it. Come on. Attack attack attack.
No it's yours!
No, it's really really really good.
To be won. To be won.
Look at me, look at me. Look at me guys.
You're furious you kept them busy.
You're like a bunch.
It's fucking possible. You'll prove the chat right now, wrong bro.
Remember, 90% didn't believe in us. Lock in, lock in.
Take early boost.
Oh
Don't you wait we're made of this is like
Talk
It's not these permanent never you guys have a good like comp right now. It's hard
attack
Someone should just maybe permacamp to the boost
Yeah, the last match upon a camp the boost fury nice snappy
Oh
Little bitch, bro, we would just kill me how does he score there guys? That's analyzed what happened wrong here snappy tries to defend
Yeah, nice try nice try nice try. That was no
That was just him. We'll do these challenges though like the seven are so not coordinated like they just do whatever you guys have such a good
this is like a cannon don't listen to him he's trying to keep us busy in the
warthogs
getting the boost I'm just taking both double boost so he doesn't smart oh my
Oh my god, nine. What? Nine.
NICY!
Thank you.
Got it!
Nice. Oh my god, I did something.
Not split that.
Ha ha.
Wait, that's a thing, no?
Where'd you get it?
Nine! Nine!
Guys, we can actually win right now. Lock in, please.
It's 5am for our Australian friend,
Schnappy.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
3-2 guys, this is winnable. This is very winnable.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
The Jinx is at a verse? Oh my god.
I'm after end stream, I wanna watch.
Defense, defense, I have, I have, I have. Nice, Elon!
Get that boost, nice!
That squishy attack, defense, defense, defense, defense, I have, I have!
Get that boost, get that boost, furious!
You're the best. Got it. Got it. Got it.
Attack now! Attack!
We have free gold, guys!
I got him! I got him!
We have free gold!
Nice! Go!
Yay!
Free free!
Free free!
Go!
Dude, very good find of them.
I told you, bro.
If I enter this, you're gonna have a good bomb.
Furious.
Everyone watch Furious right now.
I can't see him.
Nice.
See, you're the best.
An enemy snappy and a snappy.
Thank you.
Ha ha ha.
The snappy killed me.
Is this a guy?
Is this a guy?
Snappy.
Here I go.
Guys, one more global up.
Look him.
That's unfair.
This is February to six three one. What do you mean? Oh, no, that's right
Wait, that's cool. Let's go
One more one more one more and you can't come back. We can only play defense at the end
It's even hard to get boost to squishy lock in buddy. I'm locked. I'm locked
What am I doing? Oh
Oh
Snappy yeah, you I'm sorry. I didn't jump early enough locking us
You're good guys, you're good you learn from your mistakes and you would better the next time I came now
Get ready for attack!
No, no, no, no.
Oh, defense sequence I have, I have.
Nice.
Come on. Just play weirdly, so we can't predict the ball. It's all our prediction.
Get the big boost. Squishy. Oh, no, no, no, I mean...
Bro.
Come on, attack, attack, 4 to 4. One more blow me in.
Bro!
Oh
Four to five
Nice try it's not over yet. Come on. We need to come back now get early boost
keep him busy come on I'm making it weird for him what but it is game crash oh yeah
I think so yeah yeah I roll up time backs three seconds you can do that hey
Hey, just call him back to the map.
Oh wait, I see what you're doing.
Wait, who's this game crash, Zeke?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tonight, tonight.
What do you mean?
Oh, you're a man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man, oh, man.
Hey, take your time, bro.
Whatever you need, bro, whatever you need.
40 seconds, I got you, bro.
Oh, good shit, good shit, good shit.
Squishy, look who's next to you.
Yeah.
this has been hard you're honestly if you weren't bumping the whole time it wouldn't be like that
but it's I was always looking out for where you are and you're also people you're also on the
blue team so like my muscle memory is telling me that you're like friendly you know but you're
not you're like trying to make my life miserable back in back in back in all right where I don't
I don't see you.
Uh, uh, which is it you want to, oh yeah, yeah.
Warn us before it continues.
Warn us, warn us, warn us.
Yeah, yeah, it does account down to.
We had a wedding book?
The green pro-popics at the bottom, just practically.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone else locked into the same account?
What?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not mood, I'm not mood.
Okay, ready?
Are you ready?
Here we go, here we go guys, come on!
Lock in, lock in, lock in!
Everybody lock in, 4 to 5, we're down, we need to focus, come on!
Furious, keep him busy!
Shepi!
I am, I am, I am.
I am not.
Defend, defend, defend!
Nice, Elon!
No, he's not.
Predict the ball, predict, predict!
Good, good, good, good!
Bro!
Oh my god!
Nice guys!
We don't have a second...
Every time to breathe, bro.
Oh.
15 seconds, we are going now.
Go full offense, guys.
Nine.
Eight seconds, please.
Score, score, score.
Please, you score.
Get the ball in the air now.
No, no.
One goal off!
One goal off!
One goal off!
Nice try!
42 cars and bombs!
Wait, Zika, 3 diamonds!
Your season 6 tournament winner, you won a tournament?
Yeah, a diamond tournament, yeah.
What? Wait, diamond tournament?
They're easy though.
Like a silver tournament, yes?
Yeah, but it's like for each rank.
Ah, congrats!
Every day there's like daily tournaments on each rank, yeah.
Yeah, that's all right. Wait, I'm I'm sorry to say this, but I think my game cursed again
I think every time I old
Someone keeps
No, no, no
It's a tournament winner the actual tournament winner trying to log into your account
Remember I tried to buy a phone and I went all right. Let me see who do we add who do we have a lot?
Who do we have to add the the bars I got now
Viscabarza but furious you need to be friends with him just for like a minute
like no no what do you mean no I can't Viscabarza guy Viscabarza
furious doesn't like him because FC Barcelona
Furi supports Real Madrid let me see this called suck Patrick Viscabarza
I added you oh my god he's full football fury his discord status is Viscal
albasa and two hearts don't be mad at him bro can you invite me again yeah but
with your game crash again or no like do you know I think I think because I was
all tapping like to see the see my discord yeah but why would you all
tapping with 40 seconds left because it was we scored a goal so yeah okay that
makes sense I don't know I did but my game usually doesn't crash but easy
easy easy easy let me at this last guy okay the boss the guy join up already
like I will hold on like come on can you wish I don't see you either
Yo, Viscabarsta, hello? Viscar? Viscabarsta fans stupid? Why is he wearing his mic?
Yes they are, yes they are.
Shisei.
Yo visca, my friend.
Is he like region lock?
He tried rejoining, not bad at all.
Still doesn't work.
Why is my mic the whole time talking? Am I bugging?
Wait, I'm bugging.
Wait, does this guy hack our account?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Waiting for voice
Come on a pixel discord. Oh, no, just got me every down
I told them to go on a pixel this one Sally drag them all drag them all these are the guys Sally. These are the guys
They may need to invite
Whoa wrong group
Chat if we don't win this it's over. This is the last try
This is the last try
It is seven is the max if we don't win this we're not gonna win this challenge, bro
It was a five to four. So we should be winning this should right
Don't tell me that this comes down
What the fuck do you mean discord is down right now?
It's not the Viscount Sky hacking us, right?
Shiesa.
Waiting for voice server.
Can I change the server?
How do I change the server again?
saying that it's right now off I can region override let's try another server
us yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo now you can hear right hello hello yeah I
changed the server to us I think the European discord servers are down we're
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Hello, hello, hello.
Yo, Viska El Barca!
Yo, Fury, what the fuck?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Of course, he's a squeaker, bro.
He's like 10 years old.
Why are you toxic, bro?
I'm 19, but I just...
No, no, no.
Barca fans are the worst, bro.
You're toxic as shit, Fury.
Yeah, look at the leak, look at the leak.
Yeah, yeah.
How many...
Yeah, that's right.
What got leaked?
Yeah, 1990 or what?
What's up?
Shush, buddy, shush.
Not the Chinese.
Chad, who's winning this?
Who's got the better team?
Real Madrid or Barcelona?
Yeah, answer Chad.
You seem humble.
What's your name, Viscabarça?
What's your name, bro?
Patrick.
Patrick?
Patrick is...
Patrick?
Squishy is above.
Patrick is the real name.
Patrick, the real Madrid name.
Squishy is in room 2.
to moving him moving him thank you
yeah I get a scheme sign that's good all right all right yo missed we added his
name is mr. viscabasas his name is Patrick and Patrick how many hours do you
have like a hundred what but I'm but you are what possible it's possible
time to the peak he said diamond three yeah wait that's crazy and only a hundred
hours that's the highest right highest making a lot Zeke has a thousand hours
and he's your same rank as you is Zeke ass sorry
He said
I mean you're not I saw it like you you were owning my guys
Does Mike out of your nose?
Watch the guy
Just because he said this guy just because he supports your team that you don't like bro. Let me guess let me guess
Well, it's always like losing to this guy. So why are you tilted, bro? No, no, never
this guy is just like it's it's in their nature to be stupid bro
look at a second game it's FCB bro
this guy thinks he's a part of the team
and you're fake fam bro you don't even rap Real Madrid like that bro
cause we missed a fucking fight cause of you bro
we were gonna watch the game
no one trying to watch Real Madrid bro we have this guy by us
yeah okay okay just
bro try to hit the ball right
All right, all right, here we go.
Um, this is the last try.
Seven we won.
Zeke, you gotta join again, you gotta join again.
Oh.
I think I'm in the party.
People log into this account, bro.
We're having an issue here.
Oh, hey there.
Suck.
Oh my, yo, let me tell you guys
what the prediction says right now
in this very last try.
Squishy.
It's gotta be even.
Ha ha ha ha.
That's what you wish.
Now we got this.
35% bat on you.
The people don't believe in you right now. Squishy, you better look at him.
3 diamonds, 7 noobs, 65%.
I'm restarting for one.
Thank you. Prove the people wrong, you got the Squishy.
You got this, I believe in you.
Ready?
No, I'm gonna take your time.
Sorry.
3.
Which team do I join?
Squishy's this team.
I don't even know.
Can someone switch? Is it fine?
I'm too stupid to join this team, like I will attack our own.
Thank you.
Alright.
If you're ready, say ready.
Ready! Ready!
Set Rocket League.
Here we go baby, let's drive.
Come on.
Steal the boosts.
Don't attack your teammates.
Ah, Zeke.
Ah, yeah, sorry, sorry.
You're good.
Attack, attack, attack.
Patrik Viskavasa?
Real Madrid.
What fury!
No, no, no, don't do that.
Don't do that.
I have to.
I have to.
Nice defense.
He got full boost.
Oh no.
Nice defense!
Bro, he can't go through this wall.
He can't.
So many players.
Bro, we just have to demonize him.
Go for attack, go for it.
There's no boost.
Yup, there's no boost on this map.
On this arena.
Attack, attack.
Squishy making own goal.
I haven't got boost the whole game, bro.
We're fine, right? Maybe get ready for defense, guys.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, mate.
I'm getting the ball out of you.
Oh, no, it's the right way to play this.
Oh, attack! Attack!
No.
Nice, Rappy! Open goal! Open goal! Go foot boost!
I feel like I'm observing.
Get it!
Oh, nice.
Nice one, Team 1.
BANG!
Nice! Nice on them!
Oh my god!
Oh, this is so hard on my bell.
This can't be used.
BANG! What?
Say what I did!
Big!
Oh, please defend guys.
No.
Nice.
Attack, attack, attack.
Attack.
Come on, make it weird.
Make it weird.
Double attack.
No, no, no.
Defend.
Defend.
Six, six, six.
Nice.
You're so fast.
Oh my God.
Nice.
We made it like what?
He can't predict that.
He can't predict that.
Now attack.
Now attack.
Help, Paolo.
I
Defend defend defend
And I saw everybody
try no man we needed that okay we need to go now early attack come on this
wherever come in he's going for boost nice boost your fury thank you
Defend, defend, defend, please.
Attack Viscar, Vasa!
Bro, I feel like we need to...
Viscar and Vasa! Ryle of your skin.
Oh my god, they're like shot animation.
With the FCB clan tag.
Yo, I know which team is better, bro.
It's very compressive. Skip, skip, skip. Press X, press X.
Stork, ass.
I can't let it even...
Wait, squishy itself!
Come on.
It was snappy, bro, man. Only you let him go.
Oh.
You're good, you're good.
Oh, no.
Shoot it.
Nice demo.
Oh my gosh, please.
Attack.
Hold it.
Making it awkward, I faked it.
Zilan, nice, nice, nice, come on, make it awkward.
Bang, attack, nice.
He can only be in one place, remember that.
If he predicts the ball in the right direction, he's cooked.
Make it awkward.
Zilong, good defense bro.
I do!
Please!
What?
What?
That went through?
Yeah, it was so close.
It's really good.
He's a pretty nice, no.
How the fuck did we let that happen?
Fury, ever since the Viscabasa player joined, you've been dead silent bro.
I see what's going on, you're shy.
No, I'm not.
I'm walking bro.
It's hard.
Uh, Fury?
Oh, Fury, you there, like...
Sorry?
I don't know, man.
Fury, at least, Fury, we're down again.
Going upon, going upon.
D-Done.
I'm sorry.
Down a point.
Hahaha!
Jesus.
Oh, no.
Don't you dare.
Don't let it go in!
Ah!
Alright, don't call me a bad loser!
Don't call me a bad loser for saying this right now!
But we said it from the start!
Even if we would have won this, this is a BO3, right?
Like, of course it is!
Yep, yep, yep.
You know those guys, like RockPencil scissors?
They lose two and then they say,
Be a fight, be a fight.
Of course, of course.
Not today, Squishy.
Wait, that was...
I got Squishy, I got Squishy.
No, no, no, no, no.
I see Snappy, I think Squishy.
Please, guys, no.
Are we still losing this?
We have three diamonds, one fire, wait a sec, wait a sec, yo can you pause this, can you pause this?
Listen bro, we were four to five with six players. We added a seventh guy and we're down four and one.
This guy passed us, are you going to let us go?
Yes bro, he just touched me.
I have two hundred points.
Wait, okay, let's analyze let's analyze wait, let's go bar size the best. Yeah
And say that furious
No, look at furious
Are we that I'm on the enemy team. I'm on the enemy team. Of course. I'm gonna have like lower points
That doesn't make sense. It's all orange. I would have 400 right now. Come on guys, please
But fear you can playing over a lot. Please not rolling. Yes. Go what? No, no, no, fury. I'm saying
I'm saying this is a friend. Come on. Lock him. Lock him. You got this, bro. You know you can do better than that.
Imagine you're on your RS6 right now, bro. Lock him.
Oh!
That's cool.
Imagining?
What? How did he dodge that?
Oh!
That's it?
30 seconds. We can still get three golds, guys. Come on.
In, in, in, in.
I got him, I got him.
Oh, I'm snappy.
Uh, yeah, good shit.
Nice fury.
Attack! Attack!
Thank you.
I can't move through the loop.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh!
oh my god i thought i thought yo yo because of basketball he's saying gg in
the traction oh my god how did we lose that this hard
bro i think my ping is throwing me right now bro
Are we actually doing best of shooting here?
We have to do B03 because guys, what was this?
Listen, how did we score in the last game before we start this next one?
We need to like discuss.
Fury landed like really good bumps.
He didn't land as many bumps like him.
I got bounced a lot of.
Okay, Fury.
That's the only thing that he addressed.
That was the only problem that we had on our team, bro.
So, you need to lock him, bro.
Nah, I'm joking.
Now, that was the best game.
That was the best game.
The goal was for sure.
Hmm
This game you touched the ball. Oh, no, you know, I gel burn. I just thought like I think it's you. That's a problem here
Maybe I heard not I didn't I gel anything okay? Okay?
I'll lock in I lock in
We were the last guy Zeke you got hacked again. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. No, no, I crashed again
I don't know what's happening. I didn't even all tough this time. It's really up. I'll go bro. I'll go. Yeah, I know
Okay, are you able to reach on?
Yeah, try taking your game off the full screen, my hell.
Oh, it's not me.
It's the board of this.
I'm pretty sure I am on board of this.
If it's an alt tab bug, it might be that.
Yeah, I am on board of this, I don't know.
Alright, that's where you're done.
Alright, alright.
Just don't alt tab, just don't alt tab.
I mean, you didn't crash on the game, it's all good.
Ah, shucks.
Guys, can I join Orange?
Oh, yeah, you can.
Thank you, Habibi.
I think this thing. Yes, of course.
There we go. Guys, this is it.
Lock him. We're not going to get too old. Come on.
Fury, try to like be annoying on him again.
That's what we won the last time.
You're going to be full annoying.
All the motivation, all the motivation. Come on.
Motivation, guys. Do you want to be known as a winner or as a loser, bro? Come on.
We're not going to lose. How's that? How's that?
Yeah, kill it.
Ah, guys.
Where the fuck is squishy? I don't see
There's my boost with I can see it boost. Oh, yeah, I've got my team
Nice
I see
Someone get the boost before he gets it nice snappy
We make it awkward that's not in nice
nice nephew so many players how do I get portal we make it awkward attack now
No, attack!
No!
No!
Suck on!
What?
Look at the body we're doing.
Watch this replay.
I hate that switch, man.
What?
It's because he barely, he barely...
I get it, bro.
I get it, bro.
Is that a thing?
Is that a thing?
It's because he barely, he barely messes up the game.
I just couldn't recognize him.
Look in, look in, guys.
Squishy is cheating.
Look in, look in.
Oh, no, I gel.
No, no.
All right, all right.
Be honest, Asuri.
That's your only goal.
That was the most annoying thing that Squishy said.
I think that's how we won.
We make it awkward.
Now attack.
Get the ball out of our field.
Get the ball out of field.
Screechy is getting boost.
Attack, attack.
He's gonna attack.
Yep, yep.
Defend now, defend.
Defend.
Just defend this.
Very good guys.
Very good.
Make it awkward.
Get on the other side now.
Come on.
Yep, yep.
Screechy far away.
He can't do anything.
Focus on getting the boost before he does.
Attack, attack.
You can demo him.
If you have full boost, you should be maybe focusing on demoing him.
I'm not demoing him
Oh, we demoed each other
It's all okay guys
Get it out of our sight
Get the boost part, right? Good
Nice, very nice, very nice
Predict the ball and make it awkward
That's how we win
Fury, stay on his ass
You're not on his ass right now
I don't know what you're doing
I got killed by Snappy bro
What do you want me to do?
No, no, no
You got to fuck you, Snappy
Don't do that Fury
We're down the map, please
Sorry
Sorry, sorry, sorry
Zeke? Very nice! Get it out, get it out!
He's aligning something! Zack, we make it all clear!
Nice! Viscabar, Zack!
Come on, get the boosts, guys! Get the boosts!
Oh no, no, NO!
Nice, Zeke!
Nice!
I got him! I got him!
Zack, attack, attack!
Somebody got the boost.
Nice! He missed!
Hello? Attack, attack, attack!
No. That was not good.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Make it awkward. Come on!
Oh, how are you not there?
He's aligning something. What is that?
Who was that?
What happened?
What happened?
Did you see that poster?
Did you see it?
Is it long?
Oh, you can see it.
Alright, I got it.
All good, my bro. All good.
Of course.
Bro, you have to go to the back.
You don't know what to do.
Nice try.
Bro, there's no have time for that map.
Nice try, Zedal. Nice try.
Alright, come on, come on.
You can still come back.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Come on.
Oh, no.
Oh shit, sorry sorry sorry
Fury D mode, nice try
I thought I was next to you
Lock in lock in, 50 seconds we need two goals, that's one
How does he get the ball and the boost
That also better man
40 seconds we need to lock in, fully attack, fully attack
This has to be a goal, pre-fire pre-fire pre-fire
Nice guy, go one more, one more
One more go one more, one more bro
I got a bomb
I have no motivation bro, and I go.
Fury, stay on his ass, we need teamplay like this, everyone say nice try and 3 to 1.
Nice try, we can do this.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
We need early, we need early. Fury get the boost behind you so he can't.
Nice snappy snappy got it, attack, stay on his ass, come on.
He's going for attack which means he can't defend.
I don't have boost though, I don't have boost though.
Predict the ball, predict it.
I tried to keep him off.
That's off, that's off, that's off. Get it out of our field.
Twenty seconds, we need to go now. This needs to be a good shot.
I have no boost.
Get the boost!
Nice two fans, please get it out, please!
Come on! Please!
Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up!
keep it come on this is gonna be a sorry kill it's in there it's a nail it's a nail
come on no come on keep it up that was full proof keep it in there
Oh
I think that was hard the fact that no no no time out everyone time out the fact that
You just took down
We're not bots bro. We're not bots. We all gamers in this call
One guy has a thousand hours through one guy has 200 hours committed of their lives to this game
played a lot and you just took down seven of us how I have no I actually
have no idea how I got out of the fury fear bumps to him as well as those
tough man I was really tough it was fun as fuck then no it wasn't I hate losing
hahaha
hahaha
bro what
that's actually insane squishy
you're the fucking god man
what the hell
fury 2 points chat but fury is on his team bro
zq was trod like zq
and he's happy with the whole team
yeah but it's all good
if you get points it'll be bad
that would mean that he's doing
like a bad bad for the team
guys thank you so much
so much for joining. Hey, Mr. Australian, it is very late for the road. Yes, I'm going
to bed. Good night, man. Make everyone for playing. Can I get a sign, by the way? From
who? Thank you, bro. Thank you. You don't want to sign from me? You don't want to sign
from me? Yeah, if you want. Yeah, okay. I'm not signing cars. What do you mean? Oh,
Okay, okay, then it's allowed.
Madrid.
Madrid.
Madrid.
Madrid.
Guys, this was vibes.
Zeke, Zilon, Vizcabasa, AK.
What was your real life, what was your government again?
Patrik.
Patrik.
Patrik.
You sound like Patrik.
Fury, Pelepaue, and Crafty.
This was a vibe.
Love you guys.
Thank you so much for joining.
And hey, I hope this doesn't demotivate you
from playing Rocket League.
just got seven and one per squishy it was super fun I love y'all love y'all have a
good one okay yeah I love you guys peace peace peace peace thank you so much
boy boy boy boy yeah squishy Sammy bro
bye guys tell me call just wishing fury chat I enjoyed that that was more
fun than the last challenge call me nuts that was actually like close how
All the fuck the squishies beat 7 of us. I cannot believe it.
Am I nuts? Am I nuts?
I have some codes if you want guys, some rocket decodes for like rare skins, let me know.
Like what?
Let me see, where's the group bro?
I have to make another one. Let me call Fury and Squish.
I actually cannot believe it how I won that. Like what?
Let me add Squish.
chat did you think like I thought never ever wise why did I tell you I was and
whoopsie wait the server is still chopped nine oh no I can't change the
server chat how can I change the server from the group
Now come desktop server again
Valo time guys tomorrow is massive for Lauren tournament
Tomorrow is the day tomorrow's game day. What is it? Don't leave suck
suck suck
And then I have to switch the server right?
at a channel and then
U.S. South bang. Is this code still chopped? It's like not working. Oh my god, I can't
even talk to my friends. Cheat bro. Hello Fury. Suck, suck, suck. South Africa maybe.
Cheech fuck man this got actually broken let me text in the group row tons of fun
love y'all all right boys that was fun that was fun especially don't work bro
yeah it's huge squishy I enjoyed that so much for you the go-go I swear I
can't believe how you want seven has seven V1 bro like actually in Rocket League
We stole your boost we were annoying on you
We tried to demolish you we had three diamonds
One guy with a thousand hours. How the fuck does he beat us?
And he has a wife and has a like maybe getting a kid soon like what am I doing wrong with my I couldn't seven one and and I have no
Girl from bro. I'm done bro. I'm done. I'm actually down bro. I'm not down. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done
I'm done. Who's we your bra? I'm done. I'm done
Actually done guys once again
Uh, do it in the morning.
Guys, once again, hearts in the chat for Rocket League, of course,
for sponsoring us for the segment, um, Squishy Fury and I.
Hearts in the chat, bro. Um, I don't take a lot of sponsors,
but if Rocket League knocks on the door, I'm there because I actually enjoy the game.
W's in the chat, bro. Actually, come on. Come on. Hey, hey!
Zack? Yep, yep. Sometimes I gotta do what I gotta do.
What I gotta do this mommy grub, but yeah w I actually enjoyed that a fucked on squishy the gold as well man
She's odd. Let me see. What is this has one pixel came shy said Chad. I wanted to go to a veil so badly. I
Still have to go at some point man. Fuck let me jinx. He is there right now
Bro, I loved how was jinx it that right now and he's playing tomorrow of a long journey. What the hell
Am I lazy?
Has Onepitchel came here?
No.
You need to get him to come here.
I love him.
Yes, I know.
He's literally just, he's so cute.
Yo, that's so awesome.
Oh my gosh.
Bro, fuck man.
I love both of them, man.
I swear, bro.
There's some pure people on Twitch, bro.
I swear, man.
JinxieMaya.
Those are two of them right there, bro.
Sheesh.
And Squishy, bro.
Can't say too much about Fury, bro.
Can't say too much.
Can't say too much.
here. Um, sheesh, man. Sheesh chat. Two of the nicest people. I haven't met Jinx. Yeah,
bro. If you would have been at the Mr. BC event, sheesh, we would have had some fucking
beers, bro. Um, older responded. What do you mean older responded? What the hell is
this? Um, chat. Let me think, bro. Let me think for tomorrow for the journey. Um,
I have to do some shit right now, bro.
I have to like, lock some stuff in, bro.
I'm not gonna like, chat from pro players.
Who should I ask?
Who would be down?
Cause we still need some pros, I think.
I think we're, I think, do we have enough
for the noob side?
Let me check.
We have, and it's best if it's on Valorant creators,
you know, because it's like revealing a new game mode
and it would be nice if they like,
get to be there as well.
I'm not just streamers, streamers, but I also like to see a lot of people.
So wait, who do we have?
We have Jinxie, we have Chou, we have Ludwig, we have...
Let me check.
Because I still need to see.
And then you tell me who else I need to get.
Lord Tyler 1.
These are the noobs.
We have Sabrosa.
We have Muda, we have a host, it's going to be with me, Bosta.
Who am I missing right now? XQC, Salino Time, K-Drill, K-Drill. I think Stable said he wants to join.
One, two, three, six. Wait, I said he's some noobs, I think. Unless I'm forgetting people.
I don't think I'm getting someone.
China won?
So where is my Wuda?
I think I do.
Chad, who else can I ask?
Tens? I have Tens!
Tens?
is able to join because he's like um he's traveling but he will try to make it happen
he said so w's um mrek chums gap that mrek isn't like good enough to be on pro side
though i'm scared that he's like in the middle you know what i mean you know what
I mean like it's he on the same level as like 10 smoothest of Rosa or like close
to that
no hmm and he's on a high ping that's also that like chopped because if he's
worse than that like then it's gonna be like one team just gets fucked in the
ass and it's gonna like tilt maybe you know like I would of course like invite
him instantly instantly some I asked some some didn't reply to me yet I think
he doesn't check Twitter the ends um if someone knows some if there's like a
friend in the chat please tell him to like check um so I changed title to
something I know. Thank you. Oh, let me see. Brock, Brock, no time.
Rod Dog Moon message me Rod Dog Moon. That sounds familiar.
Well, this is familiar. Has he fucked me in an hour six
tournament before? FNS. I asked FNF FNF sell you no time
because like it's all just spontaneous.
Chad, give me some names, give me some names, give me
some names and target message as well. But he's taken
right now I think a short break. He was the first person I also like messaged. Give me
some names, give me some names, give me some names. Chat, but Timsy, is Timsy good enough
to be as a pro or no? Like does he Valor a lot? Then Timsy of course I want him in.
Is he like radiant?
Scream, I can ask Scream, yes.
Good coms, good coms, good coms.
Shanks, who's Shanks, who's Shanks?
Is Shanks a pro or a noob?
I can ask Benji Fischi.
And so there's a lot of guy pros as well in Bailo now.
Would be good if we not just have like not just mail.
Oxy and Zom.
Oxy.
Okay, I'll check.
I'll check.
I need more names than we need because then you know, like some people won't have
time. Shroud? What would Shroud be though? Shroud is not a noob. I think Shroud is too
good bro. No? Sapnap I can ask as a pro. Is Sapnap enough to be pro? Didn't Sapnap
pick hit radiant radiant I can ask him
no wait no we're on such up I don't know who the ranks of people
dentist wait do we still need a noob I think we do one two three four five six
yes you may as don't as I think that's already asked me so that's
perfect you probably has time suck one more noob secured wealth chat wealths
before I end stream I kind of want to have the list bro you smell me
it's Timsy for pro is it's Timsy good enough chat to keep up with the pros
because it's for money bro it's for $50,000 I don't want people to like you
You know that it's like fully unfair, like...
Everyone is saying Shanks.
Okay, I can ask Shanks. Shanks is pro. Shanks is pro, or what?
Okay.
Alright, alright.
And chat these guys to the stream as well, because that would be good.
Because I actually have no POV of them.
Like, if they pop on the stream, like, that's kind of needed, to be honest.
Um, yes? Okay, okay, okay.
W.
I've seen him before. He's like the Echo guy, no?
Like the Teleport guy.
Uh...
So yeah, but I have too many pros right now.
So, like, I won't reach out to everyone, but I'm just making the list, you know?
I'll just ask him, like, no order.
Why is Sebnip there?
He said I'm not radiant or something.
Sh**.
I'm going to have to leave out Sebnip then.
If I ask Jail for noob chat, is Jail too good for noob?
Is Jail too good for noob?
I think he is.
Like he's chopped in valor, but he's got terrain.
Sorry, is Jail too good for noob, I mean?
I mean we have several now though. He's pretty he's a pretty fucking good noob like the best
He plays Valor a lot
To ask Malon Malon is always funny as hell around these tournaments
I'll ask Malon
I don't remember like was there something like going on like he was banned or something
it is an official viola tournament like this is like not really like this is on a pixel
not really want to be certain it's like vital tournament
like if i if i say that like is that can you join on
uh...
other works
he's unbound
asking any
okay okay
or rather i think i think
chad that helps that helped that helps
alright i'll try to cook
um...
i'll try to cook
and uh... yeah tomorrow big ball of tournament fifty thousand dollars
uh... all god and everyone has to download like a special client
because it's an unreleased game what
scheisse
are they going to be delayed boys are they going to be less is it going to be
someone who doesn't have
the vanguard thing enabled and they can't
and they can't uh... boot up the game
scheisse
we'll see we'll see i told have i said it for janko such a fun
uh...
so that asterisk asterisk
it was like the first
guys i'll see all by the way look at this bro
furis furis and was that said message me
pick me i won't let you down
but how could a second though
most of the less esteemed on it
Oh, the codes! Where did I got you Chad? I got you, I got you, I got you. If you want
a Rocket League code, type me. Type me. I have some codes. I don't know what it is.
It could be some rare stuff. It could be some rare stuff. Official from Rocket League.
Here we go. This is the data. What is this file? I just downloaded a random Excel
sheet here we go oh my god wait what wait what well I may need to snipe some
of these myself check what does this mean what does this mean I have these
varieties what does this mean
I'm sorry is crazy
Why are you saying that black market exotic input to look special in sport
Like a market is gold and it can be anything
Yo, let me redeem one. Let me redeem one. Let me redeem one. I want to see what it's like
Am I allowed to I don't know if I am
Wait on scape at our leak
It's case it your fits cases guys. I may need them all myself. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm gonna do that
Let me try this black market code. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh
Show bro imagine man
Do not redeem. Let me see. Let me see. Oh my gosh
Check how do I redeem it? How do I redeem it?
How do I redeem him?
Settings and extra?
Mods, title, opening, rocket leak cases?
Redeem code!
Control V.
Control V. Doesn't work.
Three, two, one!
Go, go, go! What?
What did I get?
It says open now it says open that's music to my goddamn ears
Guys I may need all of them black market is the best. How rare are we talking? Can you buy these or do we have to play for them?
If you can't buy these oh my gosh
What is this
It's insanely rare.
Three? What is the best I can get? Wait, let me press okay.
Who's in my lobby? Do I open?
Oh my god, oh my- wait I can get a 10,000 dollar decal? What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying? There's no marketplace.
Chad, what is sport?
What is sport?
Let me just see what this is.
Let me open a sport one.
See what's inside.
3, 2, 1.
Goal, goal, goal, goal!
A sport drop?
Special drop?
The lift's dropped.
I have three of them.
Zack?
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
That's gotta be good!
That's gotta be good!
What?
What the UFO antenna
I did get the best from that though, no
UFO antenna guys, what what is what is the difference between the sport ones and other ones?
sport is the worst wait do you guys want some spot ones sharing is coming
guys sharing please let me have the black market ones please I'm gonna share
all the spot ones right now okay it's a lot it's a lot it's a lot it's a lot
it's a lot it's a lot don't say I'm greedy bro don't say I'm Mr. greedy
bro like come on my G alright are you ready are you ready these are like 50
sport drops three two one there you go first come first up why is it kind of
small first come first serve first come first serve
I'm in the face of pepper
Alright, let me zoom in, let me zoom in, let me zoom in
3, 2, 1
It looks like you have to decipher it
Oh my God
Alright, alright, let me zoom in, let me zoom in, let me zoom in
Alright, you ready guys, you ready, you ready, you ready
Be ready to redeem, you know where the settings and then
It's too many bro
Like it doesn't fit in one screenshot. Ah, there we go. I got it
Suck I have way less black macabones by the way. I don't I don't have this many like actually
I'm not saying this and then I'm gonna redeem them off stream like actually I do the sport ones
These are sport ones suck suck suck suck. Do not redeem do not redeem
Mr. Beast one million dollar challenge. No, this is this is not
bro
uh
What's Tylenitian pussy
All right, all right, all right
Everybody redeem everybody redeem. Here we go. Here we go chat. Do I open?
Special or do I give you special as well? Which ones do I open? I have black market exotic import deluxe and special
Do I just open black market?
Uh open all bro. I have way too many I have way too many I have way too many and I think I will get banned
guys open all I can't open them this this fast I'm literally gonna leak the
codes by all tabbing okay let me see let me see let me just see what's going
on let me just see what's going on let me try the special right now suck let
Let me redeem a couple of specials.
See what happens.
Golden Cup of Hive Train!
It's annoying that the music...
Can I make it so the music doesn't stop?
When I alt-tap?
Do not redeem!
Do not redeem!
I'm a waterless, are you going to end up, totally ugly.
Alright, why does it still?
Alright the rest is for you, the rest is for you.
Alright here we go, you ready, you ready?
I'm going to show you the rest of the specials.
You have like triple of what I just redeemed.
No quadruple.
Ah, here we go, here we go. You ready?
Suck.
These are special, these are special, these are special. Suck. Sharing is caring, sharing is caring.
Everything below here redeemable, redeemable, redeemable. Lock in, lock in, lock in.
First come first serve, first come first serve. Ah, here we go.
Let's see, let's see. Let me see what's inside of these.
Open now, open now, open now, open now, open now, open now. It's opening, opening now.
Open drop.
Come on, rat.
Gold!
Purple!
A car!
Magnus!
Oh!
It looks like I have Shilling Conkana coming out of my car.
I like that! I like that!
Chad, what do we want? What challenge do we want?
That's not bad, or a boost?
I like that!
Magnus Carlson!
Ha ha!
We want red!
Purple!
Blue!
Gold!
Red! Red! Red! Red!
Purple!
Oh my god, I like that a lot. That's like the fortnight skin that another got. Oh
My god, it's like obsidian
Snake skin
Right
Blue what oh
Bro, what the hell is this bro? Oh my gosh, man
what do you mean not bad bro so wait chat why why the other case is better
what can I get from the other ones like can I get crazy shit from the other
ones from black market
where are they
I'm in my garage right?
I'm not blind.
Trade in.
Manage inventory.
Ah ha!
Ah ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
Oh my God the black market drop.
Oh my God!
Oh my God I'm actually shivering.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm actually shivering
preview contents left click
Wait, no
Doesn't show me
I come up
Wait, so we can get from this one black market drop from these ones we can get import deluxe and special
Oh, yeah, we want import so check. How does it work? It shows me right first. Does this mean I got just purple
Sandstorm
I don't mind that I don't mind that
And I have it in fortnight. Wait what?
Again do it again go right stop stop stop. Hey, how does it work?
Should I want the red but I'll take that fruit loops fruit loops
What in the fetish
Why is my harker fighting
Yo, is that Mami ASMR or not?
Asking for a friend.
What the hell is this?
Come on.
Right!
Right!
That's right!
That's the best!
That's the best!
That's not.
Is it?
Guys, I thought the last color at the end is what I get.
You said red is the best.
Is it not?
it's the wait so I only got blue so far I don't understand I don't understand
how red I only got blues what is it that rap to get purple or red
What? Oh, oh, don't do blue!
Puppet! Puppet!
What the fuck?
Yo, am I playing Rocket League?
Or am I exploring Mars?
Bah, righty.
Come on, red?
No, no, no, we won red.
Blue is out! Blue is out!
Puppet again! Not bad! Not bad!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Please be like meow.
That's nothing.
It's a trail. It's a trail. I don't mind that. I don't mind that trail. I don't mind the trail and having fun
I come on. No, I need more. I need more guys. These are low key like fun
These are low key fun like I'm not gonna lie to you. These are fun. Please tell me you didn't read another one
So I see probably that I come on. Oh my gosh, you know, I need more. I need way more
How many taken on like rocket league if you want to like partner up. Let me know bro
I have so many black markets. I have to give you some black markets. Don't I tell me please tell me please
Oh my gosh, please tell me though like
Yeah, how good it still looks how good it still looks I'm not addicted, but it's fun
So I want to get the rarest ones man
Do you want me to open all or not be honest?
I don't know if I'm allowed to
Yes, you do
Chet, so what does black market mean?
Let me open these with Squishy, no?
I think he just woke up when he saw the stream, so maybe he's like now like, Chet is Squishy
still live or no?
Let me just call him.
I hope this call is back.
Oh my God, we have so many, we have so many.
Hello, hello, hello.
Oh my God, we have so many, we have so many.
Hello, hello, hello.
Oh my gosh.
Black market is a gold every time, but I thought I won red guys.
Is black market even better than gold?
Squish.
Oh, no, what's up, bro?
Squish.
Are you still available?
Are you like doing something right now?
Are you like doing something right now? Of course not of course of course squish
I'll send you a picture right now. I don't share that way. No, no, I'm gonna leak it. I'm gonna leak it
What is it but I didn't delete it if you want I'm scared that I leak because if I leak it sheets, bro
They're gonna redeem okay, wishy. I'll have some codes bro for like case it like like containers or something
bro
How how rare is a black market one, bro?
That's the rarest. It's the rarest item in the game. I'm pretty sure
Stop
But I have quite a bit. Wait, that's like that's like hitting goals. That's like hitting goals
Wait, did I let you go? No champion. Did I let you go? No, I'm reading the black market once right now
No, you know, you know, you did it
Hello
I don't know I'm trying to redeem. Oh my god, it's looking good. It's good looking good. I redeem like five black market ones a second ago
Yes, we're good. We're good. These are all black market. These are all black market. Oh
My god squish squish how long does it take to play for one black market drop?
I don't know it depends it depends all depends on how much you win and how much you score because you get like
You get drops for challenges you do so if you're bad it probably takes longer. How many do you open like 10 every day?
Oh
Bro, I don't open I don't open them. I have so many just sitting around probably what how many how many because I
Because back in the day only there was trading so I just traded for all the items
I wanted and then there's like certain like presets that pros use and everyone just use the same stuff
wait so like how many black market
ones you have but I can't trade them
though anymore but you can open a bow
check I just want to see like crazy
I think I might have just opened them
like two weeks ago what time of these
cases now they're coming to see us
cases I was like that's a scam and then
I said just do these cases I didn't
hold on I have one bro what that's
it all I have oh my gosh you have a
lot right now no I have only like
ten bro that's a lot actually never even open that yeah that's a guaranteed
like gold basically oh my god oh my god oh my god
my my side these are not black market anymore these are not like market this
are not black market how rare imports imports not that well it should tell
you the order like import an exotic maybe and then black market something like
that just squishy will I get like will I lose the sponsor for this like I don't
like Loki they told me like she had this with the community bro like okay I
bring them all bro I don't think so I think a lot of people don't know that
you can open stuff in Rocko League so you're kind of like you know a lot of
people know what you could do yeah yeah yep yep all righty and you know you're
You know
Well, I'm actually excited as hell right now. I'm not gonna lie, bro. All right suck
All right, do I open the looks as well chat now, right? I have a couple of the looks as well
But it will take there's also trade-ups. Oh, I'm opening the looks. No, no, did I shed a little bit?
Okay, so even if you don't get good stuff, you can trade up to get stuff. Oh my god, please
Do not redeem. Don't nine wait. I showed the looks
Please this is the last one in the role if this one doesn't enter then it's actually leaked
You want me to switch yeah, let me switch yeah, yeah
Bro, I'm excited. So are you watching or else yes this week too? Yes, Sunday
Sunday, okay if you want to watch it all of it now, okay?
Wait you watch it way away. It's right now
yeah also like like I did our thing instead of watching today for the
beginning of the day because I'm sorry I'm not held over
so I said wait you can watch the games if you want I can open the cases like
tomorrow I don't care it's break right now anyway for like actually 15 minutes
all right let's get to opening let's get you can see my screen right yeah
All right, I think I think I entered every single code boys and girls these are all the codes suck. There we go. Oh
My gosh, I feel so greedy
Guys some of them may still be available
One may have slipped the crack I don't know bro. I don't know I don't know it's this like I
Didn't have like time to ask you know like so I just redeemed them all
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, guys, uh, oh man, alright Squishy,
yo I feel bad, oh my god Squishy look at this, Squishy look at this, look at this Squishy,
better just, okay, look, how many you got, bruh, oh my god, oh my god, bro they gave
you so many, what the, oh my god, no, no, this can't be right, this can't be right,
Yo I may never give a sponsor again, but I guess I open this product because it's worth it.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
Guys, but you can get these subs yourself if you just play a few minutes bro.
You know what I mean, exclamation mark?
I don't have an exclamation mark.
Google Rockin' League bro.
I'm here we go here we go here we go oh no I am sex trouble.
Yo this is like my oh my god I'm regulating sex trouble.
Next question ready bro you ready someone from the salise team?
Yes, yes.
Alright alright guys I actually played for these, the coats, where they were all unredeemed.
Here we go. Here we go. Oh gosh. I'm actually get cancer for this. All right, squishy
Oh my gosh, oh my freaking gosh
10 10 oh my gosh, I'm addicted. No, I'm not but it's like it actually like it feels like nice
Here we go. What do we want from this? What do we want?
What?!
Oh, you're the first triangle!
Oh my god!
Chicken jockey!
Throw your popcorn in there!
That's insane!
How rare is that? How rare is that?
I don't know the percentage.
I don't know the percentage.
Come on, come on, come on!
Nine!
Yes, brah!
No, brah!
No!
What?
What is it?
The body's purple, so...
Look at the little outline, the turbo!
You see it?
The little outline!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this what? Yeah, go next go next come on come on come on
MG 88 wait, this is a lecture
Bro, all the work for this car
What color it's black market again, but all right nine
Okay
It's wish you have a question
I unboxed one of these and it literally made farting noises. What in there?
What in the fetish is that bro?
Yeah, they have some crazy stuff. Do they have one which like meows or something or makes mommy? Yes, I'm out. They do they do they do
They have everything mommy ASMR
I need it. Oh wait, it's right the worst. No, right? Oh, yeah, come on. No, it's check
I like that though. That is nice.
Squish, is there a black market for everything? Like black market, decal, black market.
Yeah, no, not wheels. Not wheels. It's just decals. Just like the skins for the car.
Wait, so you can't get the black market trail and stuff?
No, I put the skins, but they're like, that's the rarest.
Wait, and explosions as well.
Explosions are kind of
No, no wheels no trails
Squishy do you have all of these things that unboxed you have dark matter? Yeah?
Okay, so exotic wheels, I think that's the best wheel you can get I think exotic wheels pretty sure
What the hell is this bro no like this wheel itself is not the best but this rarity
a wheel is the best i'm pretty sure
is this one of these things like when i
talking to them about the group of the best wheels it shows no no no no i don't
think so
that would be cool though
is red better than gold? no right?
no red's the
the least rare out of the ones you can get here. oh then next. Zambas are the
best wheels like
in theory
white Zambas
OH MY GOD
Okay, okay, my god actually actually a good decal you have bad car colors on so it looks not as good
But the default school like if you equip equip it and like look at the colors. It's actually cool
Oh, I like that already. I like that already. I didn't even test it yet without the colors. Oh my gosh
Wait, you have so much variety. You can choose two different colors. Oh
my god
What the hell
Dragon scale
How can the skin be meta? You're like, you don't, they don't steal
If the pros use it and then they're like placebo, they think it makes them feel better
And then another thing will copy them
Oh my god, what's going on?
Oh my god
Oh my god, Splish
Wait, One, you have god luck actually
You actually have god luck
Bro, One, I opened like 100 of these ones
And I got nothing, not a single black mark
You open like what five are you dead ass they gave you streamer luck bro or something I hope so
Bro and CS they never give you sleep like I only open the knife back to back once
Squishy, I have to get some water actually just 10 seconds
This was this was the goal post I use that world and this is like my most used goal explosion by the way
I used to love this one. That's insane. I'll be back in five seconds. Please stick around. Please. I'm in too much fun
Please
I never realized it just permanently loops the goal exploits here.
Just for it is.
I've never been on the screen this long.
I'm not going anywhere bro.
You were a W Hunter in the Dima vid?
Bro that was so- dude people started finding exploits to gather map bro.
It was like Nuke without boundaries before finding exploits to escape the map and then
it got clear.
Brother, I mean, this cool explosion is just repeating over and over again.
I can't believe he actually got 3 black mark, it's like 5 opens, it's kind of crazy.
I want to look up what percentage chance is a black market.
What is the...
The base chance to pull a black mark item from a standard drop for Crate and Rockleague
is exactly 1% for a standard crate though.
about.
Squish, are you with me?
Yes, bro.
Okay, so, Oda, I have some statistics here.
From this drop that you just opened, it's a 20% chance, apparently, to pull it.
But actually, you're pulling ahead of odds.
But in a base case, or drop, whatever, it's a 1% chance.
1%?!
Okay, so these are already like...
Really good really good cases all drops. Yeah, all right. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
Here we go. Here we go
Lock in lock in lock in come on squish suck
We need black market
West one west one west one next next next pixel fire
60 percent chance photos one apparently
Photos import
Yeah, but these are like really special
Like, like, because you're guaranteed import exotic or black muscle.
Nine!
Come on, it's still going to be nice.
Nine!
What is this?
What is this?
Come on again.
Zuck!
Zuck!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh good!
I don't care about wheels.
I don't care about wheels. I'm not the only one.
No, no, no, I kind of agree with you. It's the decals we want, bro.
Squish how clean decals you haven't seen them yet. Squish how about alpha wheels the most like the most like best item even though
It's just wheels. I don't get it
All the alpha items were like thousands of dollars because they're only given to like a few hundred people
It was just like how limited they are
But they're like super where they're also super cool. No, no, they're also like get a lot of yeah
or i did a low key as well bro chat stop bro squish do you know Maya bro do you know Maya
yeah yeah bro she's the girl bro i swear one day you have to go out veils bro because you're
also from america you feel me do you like animal squish
no global wait what the hell is this no man but i really want to go i really want to one day
Fuck I live in euro bro. I love my man and Johnco, bro
Shit, I have to go one day actually
And I want to waste your time squish, okay, come on
Come on wait switch
Something something something
That's why I think is exotic always wheels. I think it might be
Can it make it? I actually don't know. Sound?
Yeah, exotic is always great.
Force? Force? Force?
No. Okay. It's kinda cool. It's kinda cool, right? No.
This is like AliExpress, bro. I don't know, man.
I don't know. What is your taste? What kind of wheels would you like?
Like when you play like Sporzer, what kind of wheels are you?
I like the OEM wheels. Call me nuts. I don't know.
Does it really come in does it really come in everyone likes them but when it comes to like the skin of the car like fire and stuff
I don't mind that but the wheels are funny kind of
Cringe to have like flashy stuff. Does that make sense? You like more like you like more like real life kind of wheels
Yeah, like it looks like I could be an actual I think so squish. Can you give me just 10 seconds?
Actually just 10 seconds. Yeah, no worries. Thank you, baby. That's the fucking chef right now. Let me see chat just so it like
I would love for I would love for
only pixel to come here who else needs to come here chat who else to come here
Joe and only fix only to go bro they're too cute man
oh my god I love that guy
he still doesn't do planes but I think this is driving
chat I have to watch I have to watch the word of this I have to watch the word
of this like Jinxie and at alveos bro I know that Jinxie is the god like and
the nicest guy ever this was for sure like it I have to watch that full
stream bro guys leave them some love bro i think they're live right now well on
twitch research maya come on boys sorry squish uh squishy michi do we do exotic
order looks which one is rara hmm i think exotic we press the lux quick
yeah exotics better this one you can't get black market what
What?
Ah, just cool skip, I mean, can we still get something nice?
No black market?
Oh, black market!
What?
No sum.
That's the light up purple here.
Why did it look like purple?
Can you still get black market?
Black market?
No.
Why are they both purple?
This is a show as an option.
Ooh, I don't mind that, like obsidian.
Should I do a skip animation on these?
Honestly, I don't really open these that much, I mean back in the day they had crates, and
it was like a CS system, crates and keys.
Actually, interesting.
Overwatch also had said that, I think.
So they changed it because it was key for everyone.
Yeah.
Come on, come on.
I already have this, I already have this.
What?
How many skins out there?
Five?
Oh no, you know, Latino in your back, and Bomber in your back, he's not old
He's a world champion first world champion ever he watches all the time
Lachinio
You seem in the fast see that many times before my chat. Yes. Yeah. He's you know, he's the first world champion
It was my teammate for a bit. Yo, Lachinio my dog
He's like oh gee oh gee bro. Oh wait. I see him a bunch in the chat. I'm being badass, bro
Yeah, but I didn't know the Lord
You love you much fucking love my G much fucking love. Do you want some do you want some clothes for black market, bro?
I got you bro
He's got everything bro. He's got everything
Bro, I want to become pro one day bro
Come on
Yeah, you're right, but I want to become as well
Wuktane and KiloWat. Wait, so Squish. If I get this skin, KiloWat?
Like, I can only use it on Octane right now. Like, I only get it for the Octane.
For certain skins, it'll say like that, like Octane and then KiloWat, that's only for Octane.
But some skins are, most skins are universal.
What about the Fire one that I got?
That's universal, yeah. Black Markets are universal.
Oh my gosh, I'm braked.
So you can use that anything.
Wait, Brett! That's good!
Okay, this one this car not as car is good this car is good. Okay, you're a long car enjoy your own a low key
This car was like a top-long car. I like the GRGT, but what the hell he is this bro? I don't know man
I don't think that's gonna so far
Come on, suck! Oh, oh, red! Red!
E-bar whites!
Come on, suck! That's black market!
I don't know what to do with this.
I really need to look straighter.
Are we sure you can get black marquette?
It doesn't seem like it though.
Shep's show.
Zuck!
Dominatrix.
I'll take it.
Come on.
Wrecked! Wrecked is better than purple!
Zuck!
What? Apparatus wheels.
All right.
Yo, that was the goofy.
Haha, no more.
So we got the crazy ones on this.
Zuck!
That's my rocket.
Come on.
Wait, lightning.
I just got this.
I just got this.
How many trials are there?
Wait, you can get doubles, right?
Squish?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Negatrate after.
Sure.
OK, this is a good paint finish.
Actually, very good.
This is like one of the most common pro paint finishes.
Oh my god, I like that squish.
Yeah, it's actually really nice.
Holy shit!
There's one called anodized pearl where you get like a little bit of like a pearl essence on top of the anodized pearl.
Oh my gosh!
Come on! Come on! Come on! Bang!
That's Black Market.
Scarab. Oh I know every kind of habit like this.
Wait, I already got this.
Yeah, yeah.
Boom! That's Black Market.
Ziggsak! I just Ziggsak!
Do you know Ziggsak?
From Geogasa.
I I've heard the name I've never watched the I have to equip it to the go
Yes, bro, and he's like the nicest guy ever like I watched you know how the CS chat logs got me
I checked his check logs everyone was saying crazy shit
Not because telling his enemy team to kill themselves and stuff. I or L. Yeah, he specified it
Oh my God zigzag every single game. These are what saying good luck and
Then in the middle he was saying good, huh? And then at the end you were saying GG's every single game
Ah, no excursion dude.
Yep, Proton.
Oh, we got this one I think.
Come on, come on, suck!
That's Black Mug.
Ooh, I like that.
Sunshine.
Loki not bad, Loki not bad.
Look at the rings.
Ooh.
Oh my gosh.
Yo, we have like 7 more and then we have the Black Mug once again.
Suck red, red is better than blue.
I'm about to crash out. Do you remember? We already had these bro, like a minute ago.
Maybe I shouldn't have really known of them.
Shit. Alright, come on. And, let's make market.
Suck.
Hassan trail. I don't mind that.
Suck.
Gold.
Can I say that?
Come on. Suck. Let's make markets.
Oh!
Okay, actually a good decal as well, actually, I like this decal.
I think it's good.
Not bad, not bad.
Do you have this one?
Yes.
Remember, you could change the color, like, you're using a really weird secondary color,
so it makes every decal like that.
I understand.
I'm gonna use that to die on you.
Suck!
Mazamuma.
Mazamuma?
That is not what that's.
Why does it look so techie though?
Last one, Splish.
Then we have the big ones.
Then we have the big ones.
Big one!
Red! Red is better than purple!
Suck!
Oh!
Oh!
K.
I mean, it looks cool.
I've never been seen this before.
You've never even seen this before.
I don't think so.
Oh my gosh.
Magic missile.
Wait, we have one more?
No, we don't.
Squish.
We have 10 exotics and we have 10 black markets.
Do we hop into the exotics right now, bro?
Let's- let's get it done.
Yes, yes.
Let's get it done.
What are the odds here?
Is it- I wonder if it's 50.
Let's see.
Surely not.
Exotics.
Surely not. Surely not. Oh my gosh. Squish.
Do I change my paint while he's checking? Let me change my paint. Let me be a good boy.
It seems like, I don't know, I'm trusting AI here. It's just 25% to 75%.
Oh yeah, okay. AI is always right. Kappa. How do I change it, Squish?
for what the secondary color you say garage go back that customers car yeah
and then the second yeah what do you want what do you want um I don't know I
don't know be like good on every detail I'm talking either way well what it's
probably fine and I think I think they'd all which yeah it's fine okay let's go you
just want to be able to see the back side of the decal that makes sense all right
managed inventory squish it is time bro here we go we have 20 of the rarest
cases exotic drop what are thoughts what did you say 20% 75% 25% 25 we need that
We need the black market crash we need the profit not the gold nine come on consider good
noble
We already had these what?
Online central wheels central central come on come on come on come on squish puppet puppet line
I
Mean what do you think?
What do you think?
Yo bro, like you hype up these goofy ass wheels bro
Like I'm always thinking like oh hell no and then he has my voice comes
Wow, what do you think?
Bro, we don't have the same pace on the wheels bro
I would never use that like a lot
Okay, wait
Squish if you like it, one more equalizer bro
I'm gonna equalize this case bro
bro come on yo you're what is all I'm not what is that what's up that's actually yeah
that's crazy I'm gonna use it all in the beginning Santa Fe
come on come on squish yeah yeah perfect right here right here right here
are you fixing a rope oh wait yo yeah you can trade off the lock come on come on
Christmas Muppet!
Oh, it's not, it's just not.
Bro, this is...
Are you gonna...
Ooh!
Ooh!
I don't like...
I don't like this.
Yes, yes.
What's that?
If you put some purple...
Can you change the color of this?
No, right?
Uh, you can get painted versions of them,
but this is not painted version.
The hell is that?
Is that a black market one?
No, like, you can just get the same building.
Ah!
Oh!
You got it!
Oh my god!
Suck!
Ooh!
No, not this!
I got it!
What is that?
Agi!
I felt that.
Be careful bro.
That looked insane!
Another negative moment bro.
Yo chill, chill.
That does look, it reminds me of the game.
It reminds me of...
What was the game called that you couldn't play?
Back in high school it was like 21 plus.
We had a game that was actually illegal in Germany.
Squishy.
Like...
Prototype!
Prototype!
This looks like prototype.
Oh fuck that.
It's illegal why was it illegal because it was too it was too disturbing for people to play Germany
Yeah, the horror game. No, it's like GTA, but with what you just saw on the on the goal thing
You know what I mean? Okay? Okay?
Okay, this used to be a really good decal to this is like the book one of the first black markets ever came out
Loki not bad. Loki not bad
What is that? I don't know if I like how the secondary color is right in the middle like you know, I mean, yeah
Yeah, I don't know if I like that. This reminds me of like yogurt like cherry yogurt right now
Come on. Yeah, let's go back to back to back imagine
Come on, come on, come on.
Give me good hits.
Good, good.
I'm going to crash out.
Guarantee black market's 10.
Squishy.
Oh my gosh.
So what is the best thing we can get?
What would be the best?
Depends on the taste, I guess, right?
What is the taste?
What is the chat thing? I don't know.
There's a lot of go explosions.
Dueling dragons, everyone is saying Dueling dragons.
Yeah, go explosions, dueling dragons.
Yeah, that is top one.
Interstellar, someone said.
Yo, I need dueling dragons.
Alright, here we go.
Dueling dragons is crazy.
Okay, oh my god.
So don't hype it up like that.
We only have 10.
Okay, come on, come on.
And 20XX they say.
And 20XX.
What is that?
Yeah, that is good too.
Nah, nah.
Dika.
Okay, 20XX and Dueling dragons.
26 main friend it was there now here we go suck come on squish
like markets
There it is. Come on, baby. Cool explosion. No, I got that
All right, sorry
We got this already squished
We mean it's all right
Come on, come on, come on.
Tuning Dragons, Tuning Dragons!
The Dissolver!
Okay, this was metaphor bit.
It was for like six months.
It does look nice.
Seven years ago.
It is good.
It does look nice.
Ooh.
Is it going to come?
If you put two nice colors on here, I would...
Oh my God.
No, I like this.
Bro, one of the better ones for sure.
This is one of the top ones I think.
This is clean.
I don't like how it shows the white though.
It looks like...
here we go suck come on squish come on squish come on I'm gonna do something me
man probably okay another meta decal this is so old I see me like really
really old one squish is what's everything was anything may tie at some
point bro I mean okay yeah like this black market was like the most rare and
like it was like the coolest to use but like the good players use it so the
player named Devo who's like an English guy one world's uses down
Everyone use it for a bit. Yeah, I feel like I could unbox
No antennas are not meta like
Yes, but antennas are like you're a bad player
One of the few things
Come on squish. Come on. We want to link dragons, please
I'm beyond I never seen this my life. What this has got to be newer
Actually, I've never seen this it looks like it looks like a rib cage. You know what I mean? I think it looks it looks pretty cool
I just never seen it before I like the the like how it goes. That is kind of nice
I'm not gonna lie. Chet says you Chet. That's you
Yeah, maybe you make some out of that. Oh, yeah, yeah, we'll make it. We'll make it. All right. Here we go six more
Please squish dueling dragons bro dueling dragons, bro, please
Please
Nine! It's Dekal! Nine!
Wait!
What? Oh!
Wait?
Oh, I do remember this. Wow, this is like a nostalgia blast.
Oh, Squish.
I like that, though.
Okay, I'll be honest. Your car colors are making this look way worse than it is.
It's not that bad.
You told me why, bro!
No, no, no, no. But the green on the Dekal changes with the colors you have.
Oh, wait! It blends. It mixes or what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It does some weird combinations, so...
You can affect the green, there'll be something else.
Bro, it already looks kinda stezy, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, here we go.
Five more, we need dueling dragons, Squish.
Come on, come on, come on!
I think I was off the map for a bit longer.
Oh, shoot!
What?
Is that?
What is that?
Am I playing Fruit Ninja, bro?
What is this?
Bro.
What the hell is this?
this is all this is I don't want this my oh my god this is this has got to be
the one of the worst the banana flying in your face kind of vibes I guess here
we go for more we need to leave dragons we need to leave dragons
please
oh okay no no no this is top three this is like top three I'm not in top three
bro that as I would put this in my top three all time back market decal
Oh
I think my god
Do I like it? I shroud on books other ones than a paper. I think
Bro, it's because you can make no there's a color combo where you make it like dark like a dark blue dark black on the front
Looks nice, but anyway
This is a top pick like oh my god. I could take like one or one or two
Okay, here we go here we go
Bro didn't like it until you had top three. Hey hands behind there. Come on
dueling dragons dueling dragon squish dueling dragons anything come up to do more yes nine
okay low key 2018 early 2018 this was like all the way all the way though this is going slow
2018 bro that's like saying like impound us right like yo the slaughter in 2018 like this was
Bro, we have rules now, bro!
We have rules now, bro!
Like shit, man!
Holy pop!
Hmm.
God.
Here we go, here we go.
Two more.
Yo, we need two more.
Two more.
Squish, please.
Come on.
Please, zoom out, zoom out.
Zoom out, zoom out!
Come on, come on!
Yes, done!
Oh!
Oh.
Really got that one.
A few times.
It's alright.
I shouldn't have redeemed them all myself.
Chet, I'm sorry.
I feel terrible.
No, it's going to all be worth it right here, bro.
No, I feel terrible.
You're going to hit people.
Because this is biblical levels of creed.
Like, I got three times the same shit,
and people in the chat could have unbuckled this
and gotten something that they've never used before.
Chet, I'm actually sorry.
I will never do it again.
Like, I mean, I probably can't,
because they're never going to sponsor me again like that,
because of this problem.
Shazer.
But I will not do it if I have this opportunity again.
I think.
Here we go.
Dueling dragons
I will do it again if I don't get Dueling dragons
Dueling dragons for the last one, especially 9
Wait that's not bad
That's not bad
That's not bad
That's long
Yeah, yeah, it's long
I don't mind that
What do you mean it's long
It's like a long animation
Oh long animation guys you guys
It was made on 1939
Yup the shit is wrong
It was not
Squishy can you screen chance show me your dueling dragons route like
Let me see what we missed out on bro, there's no more
I don't know feel I don't know if you'll like it, but we'll see there's a few variants of it
It's the rubber so probably like it, man
Try it ups. I'll check I'll check let me see squash. You see my screen. Yes. Wait a bit. Okay. This is
oh my gosh and then they came out with these anodized version which was pretty
cool why do you have all of them why do you have all of them and there's like white
one why I don't have this word bro there's like every color that exists you
can get it and I only have three bro wait how many colors can you wait show
me that like everything
Really metallic kind of and do they like go through the arena because we only see like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on, hold on, don't put it on.
No, it's the core of KB and I might miss.
Bro, you're not just rich.
Suck.
Look at them.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Don't fly through the whole thing, yeah.
Oh my god.
You could like jump out as well.
Oh my god.
as well oh my god i like this oh oh my gosh squish all right all right you might like this
one more if i like to oh no you can't show me this uh because i don't have it
you know uh rada three yeah
wait wait wait do you have the bar ride
bro I don't think it was a goal explosion they never gave him a goal explosion they gave
him like a decal show me you gotta get a decal you gotta ask them
oh what was it was a call to it was a called what was the decal called same blueprint alright
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
That's not it's called Moga Moga.
Yeah. Oh, there you go.
Yo, now that's tough inside of the game.
Chonko. Yeah.
And it was it was like an infection system to where basically Jinx
he gave like, I think it was me high-vives musty and him this title.
They're going to.
So if you play against one of us with this title, it spreads the
and then the next person that plays that person spreads the decal and then it like spreads to everyone so it's free basically
I was thinking about this before just imagine you like don't play and don't ever infect someone. Oh my gosh, bro. I know
Just keep it like the various decal you're making out the cover you play on that and you just keep that
He got to there was one more
There's one more that he got that's so cool
What other game did something like that just like that's like I mean it like that's actually so cool
Yeah, you can only get this decal if you beat him in Rocket League
And when he played on and then the person who beat him if he gets beaten
They also get like that's so fucking sick man like what like they have his face in this one
No, I
Only player to have like only only person
Fucking insane. No other person actually received the decal. I don't think ever I got I got it back in 2017
I was known as I didn't like react like I would score a lot and I wouldn't like react so they gave me this is all I got bro
Wait, why do you have your own one equipped you didn't have that equipped squish? Oh, cuz it's by
Like I would be bad
Brother I've been doing this for 11 years I get this
pretty sweet
it is cool still
it is cool
wait the same 20xx
let me see the 20xx
oh
I f**k not
you rocked that your butt bro
oh my god
no this is
hold on this is on an internet
what car you playing for
this is the most expensive car in the game bro
what am I saying
and then you go like
you go
hold on
Which one is it?
You know which one is good this one
It was like 10k bro
Was that actually around
Alpha yeah
This this was like 12k at one point and it's peak this boost
$12,000 this just a boost when it was peak when it was peaking. Yeah
Now it's probably less because trading is locked.
Yeah, actually, it's actually TOS to sell on the camp.
That makes sense.
It makes sense.
Hold on.
You want something like this?
3x6.
Everyone's saying 20x6.
OK, it looks ugly, but there are certain colors that the pro colors were this.
I don't like that.
Yeah, you might not.
Because every pro color would be like, it's always dark.
I know, you're probably not going to like it.
This was like the pro setup.
It's chopped.
That's chopped.
And even the main frame like yeah, it's exactly these colors for the main frames meta one
I was talking about just dark everyone likes the dark colors
Do you have one of the best inventories you probably do?
Probably I'm playing for so long. Holy shit, man
Holy shit. Yeah, do you trade up something before you before you're done
I'm down. I'm down like I'll make it fast for us. You like can hop back in let me see. How do I do it? Squash?
Let me close my discord stream trade in. I see. Oh, you got it. Wait, but I don't know which ones I want to trade in my doubles, right?
Wait, it's I would know better than me, but I think yeah, it's hard. Yo, fuck this is bro. No, I'm trading it all three
Because it doesn't matter like I'm not good like I'm gonna be you want to do this first
Or do you want to do the tier below it first so that way black markets happen?
I just want to keep most of these I can't see it
Oh, you want to keep them out?
OK, OK.
Yeah, you just go next then.
It's fine.
I'm like, Aparatus is pretty ass.
What is this?
Endo-MG.
Yeah, start with these ones, whatever you don't want.
I just don't care about these wheels, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
No, no, no, no.
I think it doesn't matter, like, because we don't have
enough anyways.
So three of these, we only have one low key.
And then which one?
Which other one do I not like?
We have one double of this.
All right, here we go.
Oh, we need one more.
I like hypnotic and then I feel like the only one you like a hypnotic now yeah
Loki central suck come on suck suck you got like three times before but that's
kind of crazy I think there's like like hundreds of gold explosions not
kidding how many gold explosions that's my fault one's question five wait no way
550 you know it's not true I think it's like a black market once probably like
like markets that can only be like five probably right no I think they're all
black market no what are you saying I think all the gold explosions are black
market right no I think so no no what do you mean I got four of them I got four
what can I do with the black market ones tell me like I can like we rolled it
like summer exotic summer exotic yeah how do I do it squish like what about
what about what about don't tell me please what about my double black markets
bro what about my four tomorrow wait can you can you do anything with
double black i don't know i never tried i think they're just dead they're just dead items don't
tell me that's why the journey ends bro oh my gosh bro i need yo epic games bro hit me up bro please
oh my gosh wait it doesn't even matter if i do this can i do one more i mean low key
so do i cabot these wheels no right because i just want to rock i like hypnotic like one more
like this no one more one more it was meant it was meant to be you like hypnotic and this
Final one right here. Here we go
Fireworks is that good? That's right. I mean equip it equip it
And then go score and free play
So we're best shot to finish it off, bro
training and then
Training bottom left free play
On KBM by the way on KBM
I'm on control.
Alright.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Perfecto.
It's like the game just started and I'm playing like Squishy.
Watch this.
I'm going to get the boost in front of me and I'm going to keep going forward and then
do a left rotation once I'm on the right.
Watch this.
Three, two.
Oh!
What?
Oh no!
Okay, you just got to put it in the net.
Come on.
Oh
Okay, you just gotta put it in the net
Here we go
What's he back?
You like it you like it
Take a look
I like being annoying squishy like I want the loudest one, you know and the most like tilting one
I like tilting my enemies
I don't know, 100%
No, alright
You'll squish. Wow. Just wow
You go are you gonna watch the games now, bro
Yeah, I'm gonna go watch the game
But like I said on Sunday if you're watching you do want me to watch the other you like to do solo
But if you want to watch together, I mean no you might be confused about teens and stuff and I can help but let me know
Okay, I'm halla down like last year probably halla down. All right squish. You have a wonderful fucking stream, bro
Love you bro. Peace peace peace. I'll see you tonight. I love you on it. I love you. Bye
W squishy in the fucking chat boys and guys around me to write over to him in a minute. I
Let me see because he's watching these posts right now. No way out here for just this and my one more thing
Yeah, I want to donate a hundred thousand dollars
Shunko!
What?
Like actually
What a fucking cutie
You're one
I think this is like the coolest
I've wanted to donate for a while but I mean
After seeing the tour of him
This is like the coolest thing
I think any streamer does
Seriously, I think what you do is awesome
Oh yeah, seriously, don't worry about me
Of course
Shunko
I didn't know when it was like a good time to do it. I don't know. I figured what would happen up.
Haha, thank god. Bro, he's too nice.
Coming all the way out here for justice.
Am I one more thing? I want to donate $100,000.
$100,000 for the Mr. Beast thingy. $100,000 for Maya.
nah bro this the bro bro bro this guy this and you know and as well like
call me nuts like he never took like a weird sponsor something where he makes
10 extra money that he would this is like of course it's like a hundred K
a hundred K is a lot for anyone bro I think this is like this is like the
coolest thing I think any streamer does seriously there's no one like
Janko bro and bro and bro and bro is wearing like what what is what clothes is he by bro
He's wearing he's wearing the the stuff that he unboxed is from his fans, bro
Like I swear bro this guy is different bro. This guy is the humble maester, bro the humble maester in it for the love of the game
Oh my bro. Yeah, I want to give him a hug right up. Oh, this guy. Oh, this guy. I swear
That's no one like Jinxie. That's no one like Jinxie like sheesh man
Sheesh
Sheesh
It is it is it is the best thing ever that he's like the guy bro like at the top because you we all know streamers
Bro some of them, you know
You know me as an example, bro some of them are like mr. Greedy know what I mean like Jinx is the guy bro
He's the nicest guy bro. Oh my gosh everything deserved bro and more
Sheesh bro sheesh
Meanwhile, you're sealing the drops. You're stop stop
I had fun, and I would say, Joe needs to come, and Onepex wants to come.
Oh, nice bucket challenge, for what?
Oh my God.
Bro, why do I live in the EU, bro? Why do I live in the European Union, bro?
Bro, I want to come.
Like, if it was Europe, I would hop over tomorrow.
Okay, not tomorrow, but I would hop over tomorrow's bottle, but I would hop over like in subra
Sure this in the next year
For sure. I'm sorry for shooting you with a water gun. No. Oh
Oh
Oh
I can't I can't this guy this guy something special like actually bro. Nah, bro. Nah, I'm gonna tap. What a guy
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
Bro, what is bro, I want to watch that stream bro guys um
Wow
She repeat moxie. I don't cabro doesn't even matter bro doesn't even matter
Doesn't even matter guys
Wow, I
I will see you all tomorrow massive father tournament massive massive father tournament
you already know who you were gonna rate over bro uh who we're gonna rate over to
to squishy my god bro um leave him a lot of love squishy as well the nicest guy bro i was
talking with hava is about it yesterday because i told him today we're gonna do rocket league bro
and hava as well said yo man squishy like i love that guy and hava is as well you know like
like he's like humble God as well.
He said like you're squishy, always in a good mood.
I said squishy is security bro.
Leave Squishy some love, leave him a follow.
He's watching the Rocket League World Championship right now
which we will hop into on Sunday.
So watch out, which teams are playing?
Who do you like?
Who do you not like?
All right, right now is group stage I think.
We're gonna hop into the playoffs on Sunday tomorrow.
Massive League World.
Massive for Lorenton when we're gonna be revealing
a new game mode.
First time ever this is pretty massive. Um, thank you for this opportunity. Um, never did something special like this for any other game. Um, they reached out and I was, ah, let's do it. Um, fuck it. Fuck it. Gotta try. Gotta try things, you know, and I said yes. I said yes. I don't like organizing tournaments. I leave that to Jinxie. But I said yes to this. Um, so yeah, tomorrow of a learn Jinxie is joining bro. My God. Sheesh.
tomorrow 9 p.m. sharp we are hoping into that new game mode all right and it's
gonna be like exclusive drops I think I could be wrong it's all very last
minute so I have to like figure this out I guys leave squishy some love right
now I love you guys thing for letting me do what I do bro actually man I'm
blessed because of you guys thank you so much love you guys love you love
you love you Sally I love you bro show show yo yo