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well well well fellow CS2 enjoyers well well well baby I'll be back are we back
the biggest update that CSS seen in three fucking years nah nah I could
shed a tear right now bro it's she had down my eyes and my legs I hope you all
doing fucking fantastic I had the worst sleep ever bro but this update is
cheering me up right now bro it is cheering me up right now by the way is
this real father Eric tono made the song that will be crazy that'll be crazy
chat I hope you had a beautiful sleep because we have a lot to go over bro we
have a lot to fucking go over bro I can't remember the last time when I went
live and all I did during a day was going over a fucking CS update bro it
feels like it's been it's been years bro it's been years bro chopped haircut I
went to the barber I went to the barber and I told her don't touch me I said
Don't give me a crazy hacker bro. Just like a little bit. Just like a little bit. So she did that, bro
She did almost nothing minus 50 minus 50
Her bro, it is bro. I went last minute. I went last minute just quickly booked something
Hey, it is what it is, bro. It is what it is. Are we chilling? Are we chilling?
Are we chilling? It was 30, but I get 50 I get 50. Um
check
It is not clickbait. It is not clickbait, bro. Who said clickbait you little piece of shit miss
Are you doubting Valver what what is my title right now? Why is your bitch ass saying clickbait, bro?
See us to pets update biggest update in three years
Why is the clickbait you pussy? Oh?
Hell no, bro. Oh
Hell no, we are a game that always put out updates, bro, and today is the biggest
I
Biggest
Who knows that fucking Apple song? Oh hell no chat
um this picture is real it looks like a joke but it is fucking real man I don't
even know what the fuck we're doing at this point but I'm all for it bro I am
all for it bro um I guess we're opening X I guess we're
hatching X this is real bro this is real of I mean we will check it out in a
minute we will check it out in a minute you can hatch fucking X I know arrow is
Happy with this bro. He used to have chickens. He used to have fucking chickens, bro. And he ate him.
Alright. Um, boys, listen.
Am I too excited for this or no? Am I too excited for this or no? There is a new game. It's not just the chickens update.
There's also a new game mode.
I haven't seen nothing yet. I haven't seen nothing yet. I literally fell asleep before the update got released.
Else I would have maybe done a late night streamer.
Um
So I woke up check Twitter a little bit bang bang saw the picture saw like hundred people damning me
Yo, check this out, bro. Check out my cock. Check out my cock. I was like yo, bro. I'm gonna hope him bro
I'm gonna be live early and we're here. Um
So yeah, bro, I am I too excited for this update or no, I
Hope it's not a nothing burger, bro
I have read on Twitter biggest update in three years when it comes to content
The biggest content up there that we had in three fucking years, man
Don't get me over excited, bro. iPad says it's crazy. Oh my fucking gosh
Chat I had the worst sleep ever just a minute before we hop in YouTube. I'm alive. Yes. I'm live W
I bet maybe do better title if you know of something. I had the worst sleep ever. Why?
Two people in this chat or on this earth know why I had a bad sleep, bro
Two of you guys know why I had a bad sleep, bro
Why do two of you guys know why I had the worst sleep ever?
Because two of you guys worked at McDonald's yesterday, and I was pulling up at the next drive
Ordering fucking three burgers a wrap a salad and a fucking dessert, bro. I
Had acid reflux deluxe, bro. They were like modular. I was like, oh, yeah shit
Kind of awkward bro getting recognized at Mckie D's bro
By doing a family sized audience only me in the car. Oh my gosh, bro. I feel disgusting
I feel disgusting bro
Literally, I woke up so I went to bed at like two
Two I two incidents that's that night. I went to bed at like 130, right?
Feeling good, bro feeling good had a nice fucking dinner felt like my last meal by the by the amount of size that I had um
yesterday was cheat day and
And I fell asleep, everything Gucci, bro.
Suck, REM sleep activated.
All of a sudden, all of a sudden,
this was the first time I woke up,
two hours after I fucking my eyes closed
and I'm in REM sleep, I wake up and I'm like,
why the fuck did I just wake up?
I look around, everything normal.
It's like no lights turned on, no police or anything.
I was like, what the fuck did I wake up?
All of a sudden, bro, on my forehead,
I'm like, this is kinda itchy, this is itchy.
Bro, fucking biggest mosquito bite ever on my fucking forehead top right, bro
I opened the lights because I can't sleep when there's a fucking mosquito in my room the thought of being sucked dry overnight
That mosquito emptying my blood while I'm asleep. I just can't sleep, bro
I have to kill it. All right, I have to else I cannot fall asleep again
So I turn on the lights right above my head where my pillow is bro on the wall
fucking mosquito
Lipping their lips like mmm, and it's filled with my blood bro. I
Fucking take a t-shirt and I hit the watch out right?
splash
Blood stain on my wall. Gee. It's really hard to clean really fucking hard to clean didn't think in that moment
It was 4 a.m. Bro
then
Turn off the lights. I'm able to fall asleep again, right?
I'm a decent sleeper when I sleep at home, bro
If I'm in my if I'm in my four walls if you know what I mean, so I fell asleep again, right?
I'm like now. We're gonna have some nice REM sleep, right? I still got like five hours, bro jobless life
You know, you know this I
Fucking all the sudden bro all the sudden
Round about like 6 a.m. So only like another two hours, right all the sudden bro
I wake up all of a sudden there's acid in my throat full of acid
I'm like what the fuck with trying to swallow it what the fuck suck chugging some water bro all of a sudden more comes up
It's like what the fuck I googled it bro acid reflux those fucking four chicken burgers bro in my stomach
That's that makes that it that filet of fish that shit was doing shit to my stomach
Let me tell you bro, let me tell you bro. I'll never do that mistake again, bro
I think it was the salad next time I leave the burgers bro. I thought absolutely fucked man
And I was like oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I googled it was like don't brush your teeth
The emamel the emamel shixt is now gone for a few minutes brush your teeth in the morning
And then I remember my mom saying if you ever have acid reflux chew on almonds
I look in my kitchen suck open the draw. I only see elements with salt. I grew up it
Can I eat the elements with solder is that but they have alkaline?
elements they have it's this if this is sour right the pH of
Minus, I don't know how it works. I forgot how it is. Is it minus or plus? I don't know one of them is sour
One of them is I call in yeah elements are the reverse they equal out the acidity
So bro, I look in the draw at suck do we have almonds?
I found a bag of almas bright suck quick little four elements in my mouth
Quick little crunch and then we were good, bro. Now we're here. Now we're here
So yeah, I'm good, bro. I'm good. I'm really really cool, bro
YouTube chat saying they copied fortnight pineapple tuna fish buzzer, right? This is why I don't read the YouTube chat, bro
Oh seven that type has been closed
Chat how was your night, bro? How was your night, bro?
And don't flex on me now bro, if you're saying some bullshit now I'm gonna crash out, bro
If you're gonna be like, I fell asleep next to my beautiful girlfriend
Yo shut your bitch, yo, don't do that shit, alright? How was your night? How was your night?
And be honest, bro, sorry y'all for such a sad deserve
What did I do, bro? What did I do, bro? All I did was eat some burgers, bro
How did I deserve that mosquito and that acid reflex?
No, no, no, no, no, come on, G
Was that karma because I wasn't alive yesterday and I said I would
Shisei
Shisei brah I was too cooked after a pedal bro. I don't know it's as it was and I think Olaf infected me
Olaf was sick he arrived
He was like don't shake my hands guys don't shake my hands. We're going for pedal. Don't shake my hands guys only first ones
Boom, I feel kind of cooked today, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie didn't touch him though. Um
When they're going to China next month next yeah next month. How was your night chat?
Why didn't you call Sally?
I know how to live life, bro. I don't need like, I don't need like a, you know, bro chill.
I missed you all. Shies and all. I feel bad for not being there yesterday, bro.
I fell asleep next to grand.
All right, bro. Happy for you, bro. Happy for you.
I chat is a time to check out the update of all updates three years have passed since an update
Close to this has been released
23rd of September today is the day while we break that dry streak
This is the biggest update that valve our beloved valve has released in the past three fucking years, bro
And we are here for it. Are you ready? Someone said Roblox as update. I have not checked nothing yet, bro
I have no check nothing yet. I see rush hour. I see new game mode
I see I see I see the the flight mean from among us doing tasks if you know, you know the hilly
Also mini updates
Don't compare these updates to also alright, you're gonna have a very sad day, bro. That's for sure
Don't be comparing CS to also, bro
Those deaths they're working overtime, bro valve deaths more rejuicers than work. It is what it is
They have my they have far they have the on a pixel schedule. All right
Unless this update is massive bro, and this now almost makes sense. Why they were busy
rush hour
Put your foot on the gas and flooring
Welcome to rush a new fast-paced 3v3 cute mode for CS2
immediately my brain I'm thinking in another universe we were doing a 50k
dollar fucking CS rush tournament bro I was doing a Valor tournament a week ago
what is this bro come on like buzz alright um experience the push and pull
haha push and pull Susie as you advanced through a gauntlet of randomly
selected battle arenas so we have different arenas different maps every
single time. Full ADHD. I fuck with that and dominate your opponent to win the
match. What the fuck am I looking at? Do we have upgrades? No way. They're really
something like Valor just did. Make the most of your limited budget and precious
time to clear the objective. Control the tower when you eliminate the enemy team
or time ex-appers to win the round. And then we have all the different maps I
I assume.
T assault, Spyro, Wallbang, B-Hop, Baaaaaah.
Or is it different game modes even?
Is it like Dima?
Is it like Dima server?
Run the gauntlet of battle arenas?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no edging it out.
Hey, you can only read at my place, bro, aka the fastest.
Run the gauntlet of battle arenas to capture the enemy castle and win the match.
Castle on some drake vibes.
The battle arenas are randomly selected each time you play.
So no two matches are the same.
The battle arenas are randomly selected each time you play.
So no two matches are the same.
Huh?
What do you mean no two matches are the same, bro?
If there's like 10 different maps for sure.
Like if I play 20 times there will be another match, right?
Or is it AI generated maps?
Please be AI generated!
Oh my gosh, that will be so sick.
No guys.
Ooh, some Claude, some Claude maps.
yes yes yes keep track of your wins and compete for bragging rights with the
rush friends leaderboard leaderboard is nice I hate competing for nothing I'm a
fucking person who's competitive if there's no like leaderboard or something
if I play just for fun I am not having fun let that simmer w leaderboard I hope
there will be a global one too that will probably be after the cheetahs are gone
A.K. the next update pick pick pick pick pick
Wait, no, I thought it was a chicken update wait what pick pick pick pick
Wait, isn't this like much better than a blog post am I stupid looking at this? Oh my god. I'm dumb as hell, bro
Bro is reading from the smartphone when he has a laptop in front of him lul um
Should I read it again guys?
Ah, well, we pick, pick, pick, pick.
What is this?
This is Premiere picking.
We think that if you spend a lot of time
developing strategies on a map,
you should have a chance to benefit from that investment.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
So today we're changing the process
for getting into a map in Premiere.
Instead of banning down to a single map,
teams will vote to pick two maps each.
After all four maps are picked,
a single map will be randomly selected and the match will begin. Oh my god.
All the fucking mirage cells in this chat, this is for you. Every time when you queue this game,
bro, which I haven't in a bit because of you, partly of them, every single time you queue
premiere it was fucking mirage it was dust 2 because I love dust 2 I could
play that shit all day this update kind of knowing it was mirage dust 2 what
else it was 90% mirage bro let's be fucking honest bro I was always back in
my teammates please ban mirage please ban mirage so finally out of four maps
that are open randomly one gets selected you can still ban the cancer map in the
map pool aka nubis you can still ban that shit you can still leave me rush open one
and for chance that you get it this is very very sick and I think it's good for the game
because sometimes people don't know what they want type one if you know what I mean sometimes
people don't know what they want forcing them on some different maps those mirage cells
finally like open the door bro out of that fucking basement bro those
fuckers I hate those people just for the for some people CS is just mirage
fuck you bro it's much more than that it's skins it's it's case odds it's
blue jams it's all of that bro it's not just mirage my dog fucking bitch hate
those people sent the playlist nine it's not a playlist right now my jula it's
Radio Radio the ocean radio radio there you go um so yeah so yeah this is very
very good bro we're already at two updates usually usually we used to a
tenth of one of these updates well and you fucking map that some other person
did and not even wealth just getting added to the map pool that no one even
plays finally updates that matter bro in new game mode and something that
completely changes ranked. What's next? We're not done yet, bro. Look at the
bottom, the right, bro. Only halfway done. Change you can see. What is this? Today's
update also includes several quality of life improvements. I love quality of life
starting with blood and bullet impact visibility. Blood is now much more
bloody and bullet impacts are far more impacting yo oh look at that blood
splash I like those bullet impacts that's nice that's very nice nice and
girthy yo yo yo this is nice that blood splash that is clean bro when I kill
I want to feel that I just killed someone behind my monitor. You feel me?
So like I played too much body cam, bro CS didn't feel real no more man. We need this shit, bro
So that's very very good more blood. I want to see the I want to see the
Intestines popping out. Let me see a dundam. You know what I mean
Today's update also includes several quality of life improvements. By the way, it's the check too small or too big
Or is it perfectly sized be honest? I
I can change it right now. I forgot how big it was. I forgot how big it was
It's too small
That's how I was
Perfect now
Or do you still want to do I need to you know?
Get the bike pump bike pump out haline chopped can't fix that much
Let me put the foot on
Smaller bigger. It's but it's perfect. All right. All right. All right. All right
I mean a some people like it, you know smaller some bigger brother. I can't be perfect for everyone
But I hope this chat size is fine. What do we have today's update also include several quality of life improvements
That's what I just read suck what else do we have?
But wait, there's more no a
Tim Cook, bro. You are not Tim Cook, bro. You are not Steve Jobs, right?
You are not Steve Jobs, but wait. There's more
Oh, crosshairs have gotten a significant upgrade with new shapes, what, and other features.
So check out the new crosshair scope settings and create the custom crosshair of your dreams.
All right, it's not going to be this fucking circle, bro.
What is this?
Tiktok circle crosshair.
All right.
What the hell?
Okay, that's going to be interesting, bro.
What else do we have, man?
Also, Claude takes it back!
What happened at Valve Office? What made them actually lock in?
Because, like, these are updates that can be done in two days of coding, call me nuts.
But what made them finally, like, put in those two days of work?
They could have done this months ago, but finally they do it. What is it?
Did the numbers go down the player numbers or something did I finally have to do something?
We were begging for this for years, bro since release am I crazy
Someone said
Not pro stop stop stop stop. No, no, no, no, that is funny, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Um
Clantax are back select one of your steam groups in your player profile and you'll see your clan tech appear next to your name
Whatever you play. Oh my gosh, bro. Finally fanboy peek is back
Oh my god, what is your clantax chat? What is your clantax?
Bro, I haven't checked in so long what my clans are
Let me check right now. Oh my god. Oh my god a new symbol in cs
This is the summer wake me up or someone pinch me right now, bro. Someone pinch me dog
Clan nice
How do I change it
On profile
fuck are you saying?
shouldn't be in the settings
in main menu
here?
clantac!
yo let me change my fucking coin by the way
why the fuck do I still have this goddamn ass coin?
how do I change my coin again?
I forgot how to do that
how do I change my main coin again?
In inventory
Fucking howl baby, howl baby. We are so back but didn't care about any of this for the longest time
Are we finally back bro? Am I gonna grind CS now, bro? I'm not I'm never against it, bro
I hope you realize bro. It was just that there wasn't like what was that?
What was that? Well, what was that to do bro me play fucking premiere and then get fucked in the ass by stream snipers
All right, bro. All right, sign me up. I love Zadamazo
Oh my gosh, these are my OG Clans.
Owner pixel clan, Mexican clan, Eva Effie Peak.
Oh, that's a classic, bro.
Jesus clan, gay clan, the JL group, if you know, you know, Pokimane is my queen clan.
Which one do I choose?
Shark Bay!
Type 1 if you're OG and you know what Shark Bay is, bro.
This was my CS skin server back in the day and it was pretty nice, everyone was like
coming together, made some friends there, bro what a time, what a time man.
SharkBank does not exist anymore by the way, 0-7 bro, we stopped, we stopped.
The elitist, skinjizer, all dogs of gem, gang verty, all my vertigang clan, bro these
two groups chat these are my groups and there were like them some of the most
respected collector groups I created those bro oh my gosh look at this no
way I in the thumbnail I made that oh this was my blue jam clan I made the
script chat highest tier blue jam collectors invite only holy bro full
exclusive and bro sheesh oh my gosh all the Chinese guys in here bro what a
time and then we have the cat of 14 group bro oh why Chinese because everyone
was Chinese who was collecting bro this was the cat of 14 group oh bro so many
friends in here bro chaff my gold bro oh what is this guy all about are these
guy's still in CSR now let me see oh yes they are okay but we're pumping out
as hey we changed from collecting to a quick pump and dump bro
no no cheese Louise bro all right what else what else
ruffles up floating you need to have like a number one lowest float skin to join
the low-floating group. Business class peak. Oh, elite collectors. Schaeferhund. Schaeferhund.
59% colon, that's OG. YouTube.com. Oh, I created that as well. I just wanted the name.
Yeah, which one do I think Evi-Elfi peak, bro? I think I have to hit him with the Evi-Elfi peak,
bro. A counterlet? It's fine. It's fine, bro. I can't show it on stream, guys. I was doing some
Sassy stuff off stream bro. Like I was using some programs, you know, like that mood as Henry
I cannot click on the count alert guys. I cannot
All right, I like I will get in trouble like you guys will cancel me, you know
All right, what else sheets come on, bro. Like I did it off stream. I did it off stream
But I think it's like for payment. It's for payment for eye racing. All right. What else? Um
suck
Change you can't see or I hear what is this?
There are some gameplay adjustments in today's update to add a bit of stealth to your game
Y'all want to listen to what is his name Fox Stevenson give me the xcc playlist now
There we go um
There are some gameplay adjustments in today's update to add a bit of stealth to your game decisions what?
Reloading can now be performed silently by holding the reload key
but with the cost silent reloads take quite a bit longer and for those of you
love scoping your scope weapons you'll now be perfectly silent when you unscope
ooh I like that that's a good update that's a good update because you could
have just changed weapons to like unscope that way like should make no
sense if you want to stay on your main um chat what is that reload all about
though practice deathmatch what is that reload about let me see let me see let
see so if I take an AK I can silently reload and then I want to
and then suck I want to and shut let me guess the enemies cannot hear that right
it's so silent I have it on a hundred percent right someone said what someone
said by XM shoot two bullets hole R and shoot
I don't know what you're talking about shoot the XM while you slow reload it
doesn't work
how much we can
Oh, what the hell he
Ha ha ha ha no bitch ass that's fastest one point
Try left hand
What about left man?
Oh, that's so quick! That's so quick. It's like the double pump gun in Fortnite. The helly!
Oh, I like that! Bro, imagine you can like, you can like, and then...
Oh, double headshots! Empty the dueling magazine.
buying the doolies, killing some clankers
What is that animation in slow-mo bro, it works when you do it normally and said you
can also change the speed of the reload look if I if I hold R it's slow slow slow slow
I let go, it's fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.
You know what I mean?
You can change it from fast to slow.
Suck.
Can you go back to slow chat?
Can you go slow, fast, slow?
I don't think you can.
I think it only lets you reset once.
I think it only lets you reset once.
This is all my time.
I was just a glitch at the first, no, it wasn't.
You're off, what is this, bro?
Is the ghost reloading my gun, bro?
Jeepers creepers.
Ah, what else?
I hope you get slow off reload.
Very nice update, by the way.
I like that a lot.
Suck.
Let's see the slow off.
We should all the bullets out.
Three, two, one.
Hold.
Go left hand.
Hold.
What the?
Looks a little weird, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Maybe it's just left hand, or?
easy kill let's see left hand is chopped yo how do we not test these things
bro I shouldn't be mad I shouldn't be mad they released a lot of stuff and it's
like I'll take it bro I'll let us fix whatever the issues are bro at least
they release something I'm gonna be the play test now with the 12 left hand on
the orb is chopped there you go clip this send it to both that software.com
alright what else what else anything else check them again I'll check the
I shoot empty my magf and then let's see how the reload looks, the slow reload, suck.
The longest reload in CS now takes even longer.
count the amount of seconds what is that one minute oh yo yo yo yo yo but you
are that silent let's check it on the left hand show it's not like three two
one nice actually good actually good it is just on the off just on the off I
think right and look at the bullet holes
Oh my, check they also changed how the bullet holes look. Look at this. So massive compared to what we had before.
This is for every single gun. Every impact hole is much much much bigger and they changed the blood.
The blood spatter. Look at this guy. You see how much blood he's bled? That's very very nice.
This right here. Great. Look at this. Oh my, he's a bottle of paint. Oh my gosh it feels good to kill people now.
Very nice.
All right.
But boys, where's the mention of the big part of the update?
Where's the...
Who said minus 100 FPS, eh?
For the Blood Spatters.
Geech.
Blah, blah, blah.
And for those of you who love scoping your scope weapons, yes.
So that's also nice.
We have a new music kit.
There's a new music kit in town featuring the sound of Starjunk 95.
Starjunk 95.
Check, WI Musician, they didn't address the biggest update yet though.
Why wouldn't they address it?
The chicken, they didn't address.
We're going to check that out in a second.
Let me see the Musician.
Starjunk95.
Starjunk95.
Steam.
five steam
uh... wrong
star junk why not let them on steam on class that i just got hacked
i'm playing the game again don't have me now please don't have me know yet your
time to have me
uh... and see it
and some of the music at least
all my gosh
You can check it on CS Twitter.
Let me see.
Well, I forgot that they have a Twitter.
I forgot that this is a thing, that Valve is,
that they made CS.
Look at my history on Twitter.
Look at my history.
No CS, bruh.
Moist, critical, Valorant, Mighty Mike plays.
What the fuck?
We are back, baby.
Counter-Strike, my boy.
Counter-Strike.
Yes, yes.
Come on, my G.
Let's get it.
Unfollow me for a second.
This is the new music cut guys.
3...
2...
1...
Star Trek 95 Valve.
Got it?
Finally created the vibes.
It's funky!
It's the biggest bounce of the summer.
Yo, I don't mind that at all.
I don't mind that.
Kanye intro vibes.
Let me see the MVP music, Adam.
That's the most important.
Because this is what you hear after you get killed.
Mvp Anthem 3, there's two versions, two, one.
Nah, I don't like that, too much.
I like the song itself more, I think they picked a bad part for variation one.
Please, it's different in variation two, three, two, one.
You know what this reminds me of who knows ball who knows ball
Reminds me of this song bro lethal party song who knows it, bro
If I show this screenshot like wait, what is it called? No, it's not the cold ether party. What is it called?
This one game where you have to hit the ball suck suck suck
Leave the league leave the league
Who knows this game, bro?
yes bro that's one song that sounds like it bro that's one song all right
um chat we have looked at all the stuff from the update but what the fuck is
this shit about why the fuck is that chicken egg on my fucking screen bro what
the fuck is this act doing on my screen bro I am already hungry bro if this
This shit is nicely hard boiled, 9 minutes.
This shit is making me hungry bro.
If it's raw, skip.
Let me see bro.
Let me see what this is all about.
If I go inside of my inventory, will there be a chicken egg that I can hatch?
I'll be a good boy, I'll hatch a bra, I'll sit right on it.
No egg.
No egg.
Chicken egg.
No egg.
No chicken, no egg.
What came first?
Nothing.
Nothing in my inventory.
Do I get one of these chicken eggs bro before I crash out?
Item drops, weekly drop.
Listen, do I look at people first?
Like people on Twitter or do I get my own real quick?
And how does it even work? Do I hatch it?
Weekly it takes two slots.
How do I get my own weekly drop the fastest?
If I play the new game mode, do I get it because there is a new game mode?
No buzzer, right, so I have to play premiere
For your for your
It's not a hundred weight. You can't it's not secure that you get back
Play the mission. It's on vertical
uh...
your problem so disconnected with the skin out here we go competitive on
vertical eighteen rounds wins
eighteen round wins that's too game sally are you taking the piss
and i'm not that's too games now
all my god holy jumpscare
playing the game
you
get XP at 5 at 11 round wins.
Chad, do I do this real quick or no?
And then we check out the new game mode or new game mode first?
Hmm, I think new game mode first.
Hmm, and then we see what all the chickens are about.
Chicken, jockey, type right now new game mode or play CS get chicken egg.
New game mode or play CS get chicken egg?
Hmm.
Okay, I think more people are saying new game mode
All right, let me see if this shit is
Addicting I will be the happiest person alive boys and girls
They took away dangers on in CSGO and I fucking love that mode
If this they have a leaderboard have a leaderboard except for says eight wins
She is second on my leaderboard right now, and I have a lot of friends. No flex. I have two thousand friends
How many do you have?
basically I have the max on steam it's full if you want to be my friend you can't
I don't have space except us is number two except us lock in bro this guy is
above you right now bro this guy is above you bro
Frankfurt on my dog also grinding yo is this mode fun arrow for wins all right
do I hop in or no do I hop in or no yo Loki I have to wait Loki I have to do
something first though because I feel like my CS is chopped right now like why
the fuck do I have the default crosshair have I played in so have I have
I'm not played in so long they just put me on default settings what the fuck is
my crosshair like what crosshair and scopes style dot only oh my oh my god
dynamic cross dynamic circuit what in the shit
hahaha this is the old sucrose air wait I kind of like this hold on a second
bro what the hell you know what the oh my god I fuck with that bro I fuck with
that also cross a little thickness
what the hell don't not cross a little what else do we have we have dynamic
what the fuck what in the gta who's gonna use these yeah this is actually
Claude AI crosshair bro who the fuck is gonna use that is that good your chat
GPT make me some CS crosshairs what I mean maybe you can have nice ways of
of using it because I don't mind seeing if I'm accurate or not. Like I actually like that.
Can someone send me a good code for the new crosshairs? Wait a second. Someone sent me a good
code right now. I can put in your code right here. Someone send me some of the nicest new crosshairs
Please thank you. I'll be be Foxler. Let's see if you cook something nice three to one
Wait a second
Wait a second that ain't bad
That ain't bad I
Kind of like the outline to see if I'm like locked or not
Alright, I'm gonna put the good ones that I like on the list
um let me see this guy real quick suck yeah bro you didn't even use the new
update madrula you didn't even use the new update guys only if you use the new
update please only if you use the update these are all these are all just
like you know oh gee once these are oh gee don't it's already on the new stuff
Don't get already on the new stuff.
Uhh...suck.
Yo, how am I gonna hit a kill with that, bro?
That's not good. That cannot be good, bro.
Pink donut cannot be good, bro.
Suck. What?
One more crosshair, one more crosshair. I also take the one from the start.
Fuck
It's like a waffle
Yo, make the shit ready to take top crosser, bro
What the fuck bro
Lul, your fury bro, shut your bitch ass up bro, buy mouse one, quit, accept, crosshead,
shut your bitch ass up fury bro, check tomorrow by the way, tomorrow no stream bro, tomorrow
no stream bro, I'm the most inconsistent streamer right now bro, I know, I know, tomorrow
no stream because we're gonna link up with zigzag bro, zigzag came all the way over,
in the what in the Ubud what in this up now because this I feel like I'm about to
kill someone with a torpedo bro
oh my god go to the crosshair buzzer right all right bro let me actually use
the decent one right here I want this shit in green bro this shit in green
gotta be crazy yes yes wait what why is it white
Can I make this shit green?
Yeah.
Oh!
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Guys, I haven't aimed in CS for literally how long.
When was the last time I played this Godforsaken game?
Uh...
You're Mr. Adjusto.
Thank you for the two gifts that I've sent you right now.
Love you, Habibi. Love you.
Hope you're enjoying the new CS up there, bro.
We cooked a long time on this.
Um, it's been months.
Yes, it has been.
Watch this, bro.
Once you're a CS gamer, you're always a CS gamer.
gamer put dong after not having played a year on a fucking on a bot server he
will hit the headshots like he wasn't gone same with me this is my game
watch this four bots which is very very hard fuck it we do five we will not
know bitch arena 1.5 3 2 1
What the fuck? Who must be struggling on this?
Yo yo yo oh my god. Did that change the spray?
wait
Yo, no no no no hey hey give me a break bro
They changed the spray they back tomorrow, bro
What the fuck are you doing?
Bro it's the Tick
BANG BABY! SHIT THE FUCK DOWN!
Ending on a win.
BOOOOOO!
Alright chat.
Do I hop into the new mode or no?
Do I hop into the new mode or no? I want to check out the eggs though. I want to check out the eggs.
Wait, why is my loadout so chopped?
Wait, I'm actually have to buy new gloves now.
Wait a second.
Check, if I buy...
Someone check, just look at your head.
If I buy new gloves right now, I can inside equip them, right?
Bro, I was wet dreaming of this butterfly combo for how long now,
since the new gloves got released, but I've never unboxed them myself.
Do I just buy a pair right now, like a field tested one, until I get my own?
get my own. Yay on A Chad, yay on A.
Yes, bro, if there's a time it's now, bro,
I'm not gonna lie.
You feel me?
Oh my God, I actually have money on the side.
What do all my gloves call,
what do all my gloves call?
They're called fucking, what are they called again?
Violet beatworks.
Chad, this is my dream combo.
Oh my gosh, wait, FAC News 1.6?
What?
Why are they so cheap?
Should I do about a minimum, yeah?
Don't call me broke if I do.
600.
Is that a good pattern or no?
That pattern based, should I?
That pattern based.
Ooh!
No, no, no, no, no.
Can I not like...
Q and 3D?
Which one do I buy? Which one do I buy?
I like the X there. I'm not gonna lie. I like the X.
I like the X and that one even more.
This one is too high.
Remember these. Remember these.
Bad, bad.
Centered X.
Wait, it's like, is it the most common thing in the centered X?
X at the bottom!
Which one, Chad? Which one? Which one?
Oh, don't buy f**k new. If they have cool f**k news, maybe I do.
Like, I don't waste money anyways, right? It's just like, I can sell them. If I don't like them.
Axe at the bottom. Axe at the bottom. Axe at the bottom. They all look the f**king same.
Axe at the top. Oh, wait a second. Wait seven! Okay, bro, y'all want these.
Yo guys, can I get some subs?
Yo guys, this is my favorite.
Oh my gosh.
I think minimal wear may be better, bro.
That was much, much, much cheaper.
I'm too lazy to hop on a server right now.
I know I probably should, but I'm too ADHD.
Bro, I like this axe right here, this big axe.
I want that at the bottom, bro.
You feel me? If I see that on Instagram, I...
me if I see that answer by like that axe give that to me at the
he's offline though it may take some time
oh
i'm buying those cba he's online as well come on give me give me give me give me
give me give me give me
HAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHA!
Yo this is the first time I bought a skin in how long?
In literally...
Guys I think it's been...
Years!
I think it's actually been years.
What the fuck?
By the way this guy also sent me another offer again.
Chat except 39!
Tell me right now!
Aaaaaaah what was his name again?
And we're gonna hop into the new one in a second.
His name was AV or something, right?
But I'm so bad with the names.
Deny?
No, no, no, no, no.
Amon, yes.
Chet, accept or deny?
He's saying, this is his last offer.
More than this would be even too crazy for me.
I haven't checked this.
He sent this on 9-11.
Wait, what?
seen it for 12 days. I will lie, I haven't checked it yet. And he said this is his max.
Three, two, one.
Oh, shit.
Can I see that offer?
Whoops.
Offer history.
Let me see if I can find it.
It's my lightning strike.
Acceptor deny. It's this, it's this, yeah.
Free Clan mystics. I don't know how much this is on nowadays.
Hmm.
20k for those stickers.
I think not more.
Hmm. Hmm. I don't know, to be honest. That's on 17th of September. Wait, so it's even later.
Yeah. All right. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Solid offer says epidemic. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
I'll tell him I'll think about it.
I
Know you guys I'm just in the chat frame on all right. I don't know to be honest guys
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the thing is like I won't be able to buy it back. You smell me
For 20k. I don't know bro. That is a fact on of money, but I also paid a lot back in the day. All right, um
Boys do I check out the new game mode do we check out the new game mode?
Yo, if this shit is addicting, bro, Valve knows how to make addicting game modes.
Dangerzone was addicting.
It's just like they didn't port it over to CS2.
So if we get something like that's addicting and they said no game is ever the same, which
we need, you know?
That makes it like ADHD.
All right, I want to hop in and see what the next game offers.
All right, are you ready?
You can apply stickers on the bomb.
No you cannot bro.
What the fuck is my bomb?
you cannot. What the fuck? That's actually bad. That's actually bad. That's actually
bad. Wallahi, that's bad. You know why? Because if there's a fucking terrorist on my enemy,
I'm CT. Opposing team T. They need to plot the bomb. I need to fucking diffuse. What
if they fucking write the most diabolical shit, which they do on their fucking AKs,
and I can just throw it away? Boom, I have to diffuse bro. Clutch situation. I'm live
on twitch I can't hide my screen because I'm full screen on this all the
sudden it says Edward all the sudden it shows me like an OG German craft or
something what do I do you can mute that is true that is true that does exist
still right hmm okay how many people are realistically gonna do that not a lot
right bomb crafts check you cannot trade bombs so this is basically like
crafting on a bomb skins are coming call me nuts bomb skins could be coming
now we have zoo skins everyone thought that would never happen what the fuck
would they let us apply stickers on those maybe it's weird to apply stickers
but you can't sell it you know what I mean you can't scrape the sticker or
something you know if you apply secret it's gone do I play secret chat are we
balling out bro what is on this one oh I forgot that I did that whoo whoo why is
that charm on this one let me detach the ship right and it's it let me see
apply sticker what do I play chat
I don't know if it's one of my favorites, but you can hide it behind.
Is there some funny, funny craft?
Titan holo, who do I look like bro, Jeff Bezos?
Drag and soft dick.
Banana, haha, wait I want to put the banana on.
Say hi to the enemies, you smell me bro.
I like that. I like that!
WWW. Now I have to put one more though.
It looks weird. Maybe the wave sticker.
Bish bash bush!
WI craft, tell me at the end. Let me cook bro, let me cook.
I want to make it look like, you know those people that like,
have a laptop with like a bunch of stickers on it. I want to be that guy.
I need to make it look like casual like I just came from a trip and slapped those
stickers on like no thoughts. Maybe even go reverse on this.
Oh, I don't know.
Nah, I don't like that.
YAH YAH YAH!
Casual touch!
It looks kinda bad in here but in game it will look good I think or?
Oh shazza.
Oh I don't know don't let me craft again.
Ah boys!
Well, well, well.
CS is a new game mode.
I'm all for it.
Does my mic even still work?
test test test I don't know please be good please be good check if she got the
gloves oh my god good fucking come Sally good fucking comes thank you chat
thank you Sally thank you chat please bro please
yeah yeah
I still want to get this myself, bro.
But...
For now, bro, for today, for Update Day, I need to do it, bro.
Why is Xhapa saying, doesn't know?
Oh, I really want to unbox this myself, though.
But we take it, bro.
Let's hope that they look good in game, bro.
Let's hope that they look good in game, bro.
Suck.
Both applied.
And my dream combo is this with the butterfly knife point.
Why is Xhank saying, doesn't know?
this is my dream combo bro let's see how it looks boys and girls let's see how
it looks all right on splinter one of the sexiest naps and be honest to me
guys don't sugarcoat it but also don't clip farm like oh I hate it I hate it
just be honest bro let's be honest bro
three two one
It is time now, my brother!
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god.
They already look so good with the USPS.
The brown that we have on it, the white, I love these gloves. These are my favorite gloves, I'm being badass.
It's like vintage.
Here we go.
But the combo is what I'm all for, like the knife glove combo.
Don't rape this, rape the combo.
Three, two, one.
And this is an ugly map for skins.
Oh my gosh, baby.
I don't know if I like the pattern.
Do I?
With the X in the bottom?
I don't mind that, I think.
Oh my gosh.
It's a Max Blue Black Pearl butterfly.
You can see the blue bits in here.
It's the Max Blue that you can get on any black pearl.
They are pattern based, yes they are.
This is the best one for that.
At some point, all butterfly blackpolls look the same.
We still have the issue with other knives.
Valve, please fix.
Butterfly knife, they did fix it.
You can see the blue smoke inside of it.
And I love how it fits with those gloves.
Why?
Because we have the purple and we have the blue.
Baby, this is my combo, bro.
I love this.
I could cry right now, bro.
And this is an ugly ass map, bro.
The brown, look how this right here turns brownish, right?
because of the the the lighting the brown in the back this is perfect brah I'm
not gonna lie grand ma craft bars are right granny gloves are I'm done I'll
take a row I love this I love this all right let's check out the new game or
shall we valve did you cook valve did you cook bro I know you did my first
It's time playing Rush.
Do I accept this?
Rush on complex.
Three, two, one.
Six players inside of this game mode.
What could it be? 2v2v2 like the Laurent?
Let's see.
I see a tank. What is this map?
I see a fucking hand start looking at me
Nice knife glove combo bruh
Guys can you hear me?
Why did my cross-legged reset? What the fuck is this?
Yo, you have mics guys you have mics
Yes, what the fuck is wrong with my crosshair?
They gave me my crosshair.
Minus well! I have default trash.
What the fuck? What's happening?
What?
He gave me my detail.
What the hell is this? What the hell is this?
Uh...
Wallbang?
What?
So we're playing on different maps?
What am I supposed to do? They changed it.
You have to kill the enemy. You have to kill the enemy.
No, I cannot kill the fucking enemies.
So this mode is wall bang or what?
Do you want to do crazy damage through the wall?
We just got three out by this guy.
We just got three out.
There's a hand device in the middle.
Train yard.
We are already on a new map.
My ADHD is happy right now.
I'm going to buy a deagle.
We need flashes.
Guys, play together.
Play together.
Play slow, play slow.
It says you own the tower.
So they have to push our tower.
They have to push us.
Nice.
I'm flashing above us.
Is this guy cheating?
What the?
Not there guys why was so ass
Don't blame the cross I'm a boy
That's no way there's a guy cheating
No, no, no nice nice the last one the right there they're pushing the pushing I was born
That's on me one HP!
On my ping bro, one HP, one!
Yep, one HP!
Bro, he's not cheating bro.
He's, trust me.
How do you know, did you check his stats?
I can smell his sweaty ass.
Why does my Aki look so shit? What the fuck is the lighting on the server?
Like a bot.
I die one more time to pump us see let's see hit the objective guys you have to touch the
objective from touch it touch it there you go check what is working
does the enemy have to touch it?
I have one single round, I don't even know the objective because we just get outfriended
yo gg I enjoyed this new mode a lot, thank you guys
fuck me in the ass, fuck me in the ass
what's that guy cheating bro, no way he was
you were dropping frames turn off the green screen
oh classic thank you Sally
check that's the new game on app potential
it's nice and fast that's for sure
that's good
I wanna win one yes with rank not only leaderboard
Yeah, if you got ranked, that would be nice.
Let me play one more.
Then we check out the chicken update, guys.
Then we check out the chicken update.
Tap one if you're excited.
Yo, I need to fix my crosshair.
I think there's a new glitch where your crosshair
just gets reset, bro.
Mods prediction, prediction every time.
Come on.
Tell me you're lying about pets.
I'm not lying, bro.
We're going to look at it right after.
I just want to check out the new game mode one more time.
please save my fucking crosshair bro suck suck and then I want green let me
keep this breath
oh I just crossed his ass
what
I
Think me baby, you're dead
Well, I can't see what this was there. I think it's right there this guy's cheating. I think this cross is as well
I can't see or the blood blood at all double you up dead
Hand me that fucking deal baby. Why is Papa muted?
Hello team
What about the second day?
Oh, I will if we win, bro. I will come on. Let's lock in
There was a complexion thing for the five gifted heart
Stay on the tower we have to touch it
What's your sucks
That's right to touch the objective touch it
Purple wave from my driller
nice guys that's the objective even matter well this feels like too much
bro madhouse AK time baby good AK
let me see and then he owns the tower we have to touch it
He doesn't know where I am.
Both are there. Touch it, touch it! Nice.
Last gun coming behind you, yes?
Nice, my friends!
Rack!
You need a tower and kill enemies.
How does it work? So they have to recoup it and...
I don't know what else you have to touch.
Just the tower in the middle, no?
My tower.
You sassy barker.
Let's go touch them.
Let me focus on the game, my friend.
Do you have to defend?
Nice! No, I wanted to try it bro!
I could have recorded a TikTok bro.
Next time let me touch it, okay?
I don't know this map, you want to smoke?
I can boost, I can boost!
I got a boost!
Okay, listen, listen. Guys, I haven't played...
I haven't played any better. Let me lock in, let me lock in, let me lock in.
got a smash point nice purple
we own the guys we definitely think we own the tower they need to touch us
nice guys stop touching it marty
come on baby one more round
ten rounds what
the last game was so quick over
Boost me, boost me, boost me!
Yeah, nah.
That boost me.
Papa, I wish I didn't see that, bro.
Look top right when you spawn.
Oh, okay, I see.
Oh, I see Chad look you win around you get closer to your home country and then if they win like
You get further away whoever wins like a couple in a row first or something
I like that
don't have to wait for it.
Where last? Where? I'm gonna smoke and touch. I don't know what they have to... Nice bro!
One more and we're home. One more and we're home.
Yo, can you only buy one piece of utility?
We need to touch it.
It's 4 CT side of us.
Get under terrorist wing.
Play together.
Oh, no.
I'm going to buy AK.
So what is the backspiece of utility?
Probably a flash.
Can I peek one time right side?
What is this aim?
It's my reaction time. I saw you see wall hacking bro. One of the two things are true
bro. Guys we lost our advantage. By smokes we have to touch it. Just smoke your way towards
Let's go.
Oh, no.
Two on the right side.
Ow!
It's across here.
It's across here.
Me, huh?
What are you doing?
Let me try his.
Me, huh?
Me, huh?
Me, huh?
Me, huh?
Me, huh?
Let me try his.
You're so bad bro, I haven't played CS in how long my friend?
In fucking one year?
Touch it, touch it!
NOOOOO!
It's like, it's like the bomb game!
And whoever in who's his hands it explode?
Wait that's cool as shit.
Well played my friend.
I fuck with that.
Hot potato, yes!
What if you die after touching her?
In your last life.
You on the right side, pushing?
Both on the right side, where? Both.
Told you.
I have to touch it
Come on.
Spine, baby!
Come on, come on, come on!
Really clipped!
Alright!
Chat fuck with this crosshair, bro. This is scary.
Don't boost, it's bad.
Yeah, boost, boost, boost!
Yeah, yeah!
Damn, false ass.
Literally hit his headshot.
Last is one HP, bro.
Wait, what? Why wasn't a- did I get a kill?
Yo, is it- can this game be endless?
No, wait, this is the last round now. It's a draw if you lose. Guys, last round it's a draw if you lose. Lock in, lock in.
One left side, I have him. Don't peek the left side.
He has to touch it, let him come!
BABY!
Alright!
Well played, guys.
Can I get the drop from this or no?
We are so back, baby, we are so back.
Not the secret map.
Wait, would it have been secret map at 7-7?
but I don't want to troll the game for like to just see it you know my poor
teammates bro fuck secret map let me troll the next game for secret map
Oh, I want to see it. I want to see it
Bro, it's so it's so hard to get seven seven though
After this I'm checking the chickens one more game than I check the chickens. All right
One more
Just one more road see things with the 14 months of trauma meatballs with the 42 months, bro
Let me eat you, bro. I'm hungry Vixy with the 54 month
What the fuck how am I getting so many subs right now?
Is it because I'm playing CS for the first time in a year?
Chepochon with the four months, Dazzle with the three months
Denits with the eight months primer. Thank you, Mundo
teammate check
Hello
yeah
oh that's good on a fixer
hello
oh
let's touch that tower shall we
it's mine
everyone
Nying you got this
No!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, we are the pussy, bled
Ayaka, where are you from?
I'm from Russia
Russian Ferry?
Yeah
Very nice
Yeah, I'm gay
Okay, okay
Let's touch the tower, shall we?
Why are you looking at me?
C.S. how I miss you come on what's this
Hey both of them off
I'm watching you
Make us proud nice
I did shit good shit good shit
Do I ask them chat do I ask them later on if we can push for seven seven
It's from Foo-Dee Foo-Dee Foo-Dee Foo-Dee
Left side one, right side one behind
Nice!
Catch it, catch it!
Nice, Travis!
Bro, we are locked, we are locked, we are locked!
Ayaka, do you play any other games? Or only CS?
What the fuck?
Fuck off, any other games or only Counter-Strike? No, it's not my name!
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Fuck!
Yeah!
Must get the rock
Oh go, uh, play XM
XM XM
Pew pew pew
No no no, there's a eagle
No no no, XM
Pew pew pew
No no no, I need to rip out my eagle
Yeah
Suck my dick
Oh oh oh
BLEAH!
OH!
Where's this gun?
English English
NINE! NINE INTOCHED!
Bro!
Ganets for you, blyat!
Vannachov, Vannachov!
I didn't have it on a yaka!
Brest Vannachov!
Ganets for you, blyat!
What?!
Why?
Blyat, sorry!
Say sorry!
Say sorry to Dada!
We get real one lucky one in a flash.
Focus guys, focus, focus.
I forgive you Iyaka, but we need to focus bro.
I need win.
Okay.
Ferries don't lose.
We don't lose.
Locking.
I'm about to absolutely like shit on the floor bro I'm actually mad right now
bro I'm actually mad right now bro we should have won that bro we should have
won that bro and I didn't see the RAM app you I'm not getting like no XP for
tiebreaker there's a new map this is the secret guys if you reach 7 to 7 in CS
This is new mode, you're getting this secret map.
Oh, what the fuck?
Are you on the train now?
What the fuck?
This is crazy.
Holy shit, stop.
How does this work?
That's so god damn sick.
Oh, I'm gonna fall off the fucking train.
What the fuck is this?
Bro, imagine up here.
here oh no no oh my god 2v2 where's the tower the touch yeah this is not fake I
All right, I can play more afterwards. I want to see that ram at myself
But CSS changed as we know it
You have your AK skin
You have your knife
Heck you even have your gloves. I don't know when gloves got released and people were saying what is this this ain't CS
Why the hell am I wearing gloves all of a sudden that are pink?
Yeah
Now you have axe in CS that you can hatch
um and you can unbox chicken, rare chickens or whatever maybe other animals
I don't know what's inside maybe a dinosaur maybe a dog is that a mammal
dogs and mammals can't be in that but what can be inside of the egg should we
walk over it yes or no should we walk over it I don't know anything about this
yet. I'm going to get my own egg afterwards. I'm going to be playing the game. You need
to get the weekly drop and then you have a chance to get an egg that you can hatch as
fast as I understand. Let's see. Um, except pass. Can you send me links in order for
the x because right now it's different no not except us first I want to see other stuff
No?
I don't even know what it's about.
Hmm, let me see Twitter.
Click the link.
What's that?
Do I wanna see, like,
like I wanna see some posts first.
Like it just got released.
All right, so there's, let me see this.
I haven't seen this at all.
It's in CS2 now, so I have these back links here, shout out to Epidemic for posting them.
This is a chicken egg.
I don't know why is this egg different from this egg.
Don't tell me we have skins on the eggs, of course, apparently, but do we have different rarity of hatches?
Oh, why is it so glitched? But there's a chicken egg.
I'll be now.
Let's try out the next one, which is feed.
What?
the
All right, what is happening?
What is happening?
Chicken feed. Oh no, don't tell me this is pay to win.
Don't tell me I have to buy the chicken
18% protein with my money.
No way, right?
This is a weekly drop as well.
Okay, okay.
So you this you can free to play get get your own chicken.
Yes or no?
I hope so.
How is this bro?
What am I looking at?
It's like a Tamagotchi, it's like, I'm playing Sims, but it's inside of CS.
This is in-game. What is this?
Let's keep going. So, next we have the chick.
Oh, God, this is gonna be like a small one.
Pat Chick!
Oh, what?
This, guys, it looks, I know.
It looks like I'm showing some AI slop.
It looks like I'm showing some fucking bullshit that will never, like,
even be imaginable inside of it.
This is inside of the game. This is what we have right now.
this is real we have chicken parts whatever that means bro I don't even
know what it means yet do you have a fucking thing like walking with you like
in World of Warcraft while you play premiere I don't think so is it just
for the end game animation I hope not let's see this is bro what am I looking
at that chick so I guess you keep the egg for a while and turns into a chick now
We have the chicken one let me let me guess it's like Pokemon where you like
Where you have to walk steps aka play the game in order to hatch it you probably get the egg
And it's not tame time-based you probably have to play games right like 10 games and you and it starts cracking maybe
What what am I looking at do we know see okay? Just a regular chip fully raised chicken
show you can you can expect now which is pretty cool what we have the chicken
to it is time base what is this gonna be okay oh what it's like I'm looking like
mine what the fuck am I looking at what is 2026 you have different chickens that
you can unbox the help bro what am i look what is this we have the good is
like the equivalent of a gold but in the chicken the xgc chicken rarity of
chickens now next we have the chicken for bro what is this what the fuck chat
should we check out all of the different chickens suck this one has it all I
I think. Let me see. This is AK. Where are the chicken skins? Pats on top. Am I stupid
Was this UI like confusing?
Ah, pets.
Here we go.
Underscree, yeah.
I wish I could delete this.
Wait, let me hack this.
Let me hack this, guys.
One second.
W hack.
W hack.
W hack.
W hack.
Oh, no.
I fucked it.
Let's see, so you have different acts with different patterns.
What the fuck?
Why does it show 100,000 patterns?
Don't tell me we have 100,000 different chickens that you can unhatch.
Based on the number of dots on the egg that you get, you know which pattern you have because
it doesn't seem like that you see it in game right I wonder if there's some rare
one that probably is like a rare golden one or something what is number number
one this is number one this is number 9999 it's just brown interesting 500
interesting alright let's see so this is that but we have five different modes we
You have ACK, chick, catalana, silky and polish.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Suck.
This is the chicken once it hatches from your ACK?
The question is, do you already see if you've got a rabble or not?
Yes, you know your...
These are the different patterns on the chickens.
Some of them have a big hat, some of them have a small head.
Some of the big booty, some of the small booty.
Some have long feet, some have small feet.
Interesting.
Bro, I want the biggest.
I want the biggest.
Ha ha ha, this one is cute.
Long I like it giraffe.
Interesting.
But then, once it starts growing, once you start feeding it the fodder, it turns into
a katalana three to one and then I think you can see right but what is katalana
suck
cat what is katalana silky what is silky
what the polish can you explain Chad I don't know what this means do you have
three is it like three different this is like m9 karambit like you have three
different types katalana silky and polish three different breeds okay okay so
they're probably gonna add dogs cats late on maybe so this is the first breed
katalana but again you can get a hundred thousand different patterns on
katalana look different colors blue gem feet on this guy this guy is red
this guy has eyeshadows the fuck are these air-generated you have long heads
you have a dark top you have a long Schwanz you have a small Schwanz like a
tail you have big wings you have small wings you have brown feet red feet blue
feet you have brown beak you have a small beak you have black beak you have
this thing on the top that looks like a glove in different sizes. Okay, so these are all the
different catalana patterns. 100,000 different ones. Choose your favorite. Good luck unboxing that.
You can probably buy and sell these soon on the market.
All right, now let's check the next one. Silky.
I wonder if this guy is going to be more expensive than the other one. And I wonder if
if they're different rarities of they're all like one out of three so this is the
second breed with the chopda xqc haircut bro who said bbc so yeah this guy
comes in very different very all right that's canara oh my god
Yeah, this guy is nice a purple one midnight
Who full white gold
Bro imagine big booty big head and
Black
Like midnight. Oh, the problem one is insane
So it really doesn't matter like the pattern indexes, right?
Or is it again like the last numbers mean it's small or something?
So this is number one. This is number two. This is number three. This number it's fully random number five number six
Are they all small? No, right? It's just fully random. I think seven eight nine ten eleven
twelve thirteen fourteen I
Think I'm adding plus one every time right now
You have styles on the left. What does this mean?
splash. So you already sorted all of the different ones? Or what is this? Wait, question.
is M9 and is it style of skin or is it just the pattern index? Wow okay so these are so
these are not the pattern base these are I can check one two yep it's the skin it's
the skin okay that explains a lot we have to go back to Katalana because look at all
of these different skins. Bro, how many is there per breed? Look at how many skins you
have on this guy. This is like 10, 10 times 100,000. What? That's a million different
Catalanas. You have the normal one. You have tan, which is maybe a bit darker. Is this
not the same? You have black and white, black and white hat. And again, I think you have
100,000 of these
This is like the chicken that you see in Germany a lot. I
Kind of like this guy. You have a white one
White of catalana, I don't mind that at all yellow and red. What the fuck is this?
It's glowing it's glowing
No, give me the big wings
oh my god what the fuck this guy is majestic it's like a Doppler
i like this one fade cock you also have light blue and red
what the fuck is valve doing did they watch too many BBC documentaries oh the purple on the
the buck is insane. Looks like a fortnite caramel. It comes in such different variations
this one. Boy I want the puppet back. Oh my god that white one! Oh my god! Bro I like
how he has like a Batman mask on. Holy and then the golden bit going down here. Holy
Shit your majestic Pepsi pattern bar right you miss that Daniel Porsche with the five gift that I love you
I'll be happy to have some fucking shit right now
Yeah, what the fuck is this update this feels like what are the chickens even doing?
Like are we adding a Nintendo mode I wouldn't mind that you also have had where by the way chat is
Hadware already in the game or no
Daniel Porsche another ten gifted subs you let me see some hearts in the chat right the fuck right the fuck now before a
crash out. Thank you Daniel Porsche. Is headwear out already or no? Or is this like in the
game files? Let me click on headwear guys. No one knows yet. This is in the game files
guys Daniel Porsche with another 10 what are these gifts it's a fucking chat bro
are you number one top gift I bro check the end's private snapchat thank you
my dog let's see I'm gonna click on helmet suck so these are the accessories
that you will have for your cock you have a normal helmet you have in armor so
all helmets you have an armor helmet night like BC vibes German cock you have
alien guys are we sure that this isn't the fucking game files I think it is we
have googly eyes banana I like that I wonder how you're gonna get those though
maybe it's like a charm you just buy it I like the banana one a lot glasses oh
what is that allowed isn't that like trademarked
No glasses?
Okay bro, okay.
This one is sick.
This one is sick.
This one is...
Oh my gosh.
They also added party.
OSRS vibes.
Party hat. Who's that Romatra?
Party hat.
This one is our...
I'm not gonna lie.
You have Sprout.
yeah biology our vibes you have top hat all right all right all right all right
this one is sick bro be lady nah bro this one is raised bro this one is
raised top hat on your cock you smell me bro you're down your posh with another
10 hearts are fucking chat right now dog right now this one is our eyebrow I
wonder if you gonna have patterns on these as well and skins and you have the
wizard head all right all right I know which one I want I want I want either
rumatra aka nose glasses or I want wizard or both one for T one for CT baby
all right let us let us check the rest of the skins you have black with rat hat
so this is another skin on the katalana breed that you can unbox there don't
seem to be any like rare cool ones like on the last one oh I saw a shiny head I
think this one is a little bit shiny right no what else you have you have
blue this one looks like a wave this one doesn't change much as well let me check
okay so if the tail is kind of long it looks like this I see I see like a blue
Jam like a gun near then we also have a dark orange skin. Oh
Wow, yo, it's pattern one always crazy. Why the fuck is pattern one insane on this one full purple
Holy shit. We have neon yellow. We have sian this one comes in many many many different colors
We're gonna check out the coolest ones. What was that?
This one with the wizard had
G! G!
Oh my god, yes!
What a chicken head combo!
Yo, this one is lit.
Oh my gosh.
I want that.
Please send me, I can just buy the axe and hatch them.
I will do a 1000 egg unboxing guys, once possible.
I'm going all in.
Wait, can I, can I hatch in the Netherlands?
Yo, wait, wait, wait.
If they don't let me hatch, I'm gonna crash out, bro.
Don't let me have to X-ray my egg, bro.
Wait a second.
Blue and light orange, suck.
Let me always check pattern one.
Okay, it's like two-tone.
I like this one, guys, I like this one.
I wonder if this is what the skins are gonna be called.
I think they're gonna be called different.
But this is another one.
All the variations.
Then we have orange and blue neck.
Pattern one.
Oh yeah, pattern one is...
Nah, it's just random.
Interesting.
Then we have yellow, red gradient.
Looking boss on pattern one, bro, as always.
Oh, that was a girthy one.
The purple one, though.
Baby, yeah.
So many different colors.
in variations
do you want a large tail do you want a small one
then we have gray
what? it's just gray
but the head changes
and the color of the feet
dark feet goes kinda hard bro
all white
i like the colored ones
and then we have black last
suck this is the black skin
big black chicken bbc
sheesh
look at the feathers on this
it's like holographic it's like faded
woohoo
oh my god
do you see that chat
If it gets big, it gets holographic, the lurks.
All right, back to silky.
This is another breed, guys.
You can unbox three different breeds.
Katalana, silky, and Polish.
We're gonna check Polish last, all right?
This is the second breed.
You choose your favorite.
Which team are you, bro?
This is the first skin of the second breed.
This is the breed white.
That's just a placeholder name, I think.
Comes in many different colors.
Let's check out the second breed, which is also called white.
What's different in this one?
Nothing?
Third breed is Splash.
Suck.
Oh, wow, dragon vibes.
Looks like he used some hair wax.
It's a lot more fuzzy.
A lot more fuzzy.
Sometimes his head is large, sometimes the tail is large,
sometimes both.
You choose your favorite pattern.
Next, we have blue with red beard.
I like those colors,
but I don't like that there's so little variation in this.
What I'm looking for is something completely special.
Like yeah, you have the nice pink one.
You can put a wizard head on this guy.
Not a bad combo.
Next, Leo part, suck.
Okay.
Oh!
From the gloves that's so fucking sick pattern one is insane
You only see it on some of them look at this
Only some it shows it and it's always different look at this guy. What how do they even do this?
No way a valve employees sat down and made a hundred thousand different patterns. How did they do this suck?
Oh, there's gonna be some rare. Oh my god. Did you see this tiger one?
Yes, baby
Chad Bob doesn't use AI I think like steam is fully against AI if your game has AI like I don't know they took some shit down before
Yeah, this one's also nice
But there's gotta be some crazy rare ones or the purple one full purple with Leo pardon musta
Oh my god, yo this is the update for the nerds bro.
Like I can check these all day looking for some rare shit.
Next is red.
Suck.
What the fuck?
Okay so this guy comes in many many different colors.
This guy is fucking like a rainbow bro.
Ooh I like the little like flame down there.
Oh this is kinda nice with the wizard head.
Maybe with the nose glasses.
That is a good combo.
Not bad at all.
Check pattern 1.
Now pattern 1 is insane bro.
Pink, purple, next skin is red beetle.
Red beetle.
Suck.
Pattern 1.
Oh I like a poppa guy.
Suck.
Am I in a fever dream bro?
It feels like one now.
Inspect link.
Guys, just so you know, like let me see if I can actually show you that this is like
in the game files.
Suck.
If I should do this, it should pop up in game and start of my CS.
Open steam.
one cook cook what the fuck are we doing bro what the fuck if you're gonna pop
off I'm gonna fucking close my CS bro and open another game you look dumb as
fuck
it's kind of cute brahman he looks silly though he looks silly bro what the
The fuck is this update chat?
It feels like a meme. I want to see Loba react to this update.
I remember people crashing out when there was a new case, right?
Because the hardcore gameplay people were like, oh my god, all they do is release skins.
Where's the actual updates to play?
What the fuck is this?
Bro you have to feed your egg and chicken to hatch like a pet
We turn into bro. What's next sneakers?
This is goofy and sneakers, bro. Oh my gosh, bro
Let me see this one in game
Wait, wait, I can't put a wizard head on it, right?
No, no, no, no, that's just still hidden in the game files. Wait, look
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
New Sears to update.
Same people farming views on it.
I knew the devs were cooking, but in a month they will be crying again.
Let me compare this update to you have a wife.
She cheats on you all the time and you know it.
Now she decides to change and stop.
I've put CS in the back
Now she will cheat on you, but she will hide it
They released a new game mode so all the cheaters from Premiere can now cheat in that new game mode hooray
What?
I think they're still going to cheat in Premiere
What's the point on giving a new game mode when the biggest issue of the game?
Remain the biggest issue of the game
And I'm not being addressed
Clantax re-added, three years after release,
while 30 developers are working on the game.
Question mark. This is true, bro. This is actually crazy.
This takes like 10 minutes to do, bro. Call me nuts.
And I feel confident saying that after seeing what Uzu is doing in a fucking week
of actually like, of one guy working on it, what are we saying, bro? They have a whole office.
What? What are they doing all day? Drink coffee. Play deadlock.
we see what they do in deadlock guys if you would know what they do in deadlock
you would actually be pissed I see the updates in deadlock bro it's actually
fucking ridiculous bro they're pushing on updates left and right bro weekly
updates they had and they're communicating on disco there's a guy
called Yoshi bro he's like yo guys update is gonna get delayed blah blah blah
what the fuck slow reload biggest meter change bro people push on use bullets
not on reload sound this doesn't change anything biggest meter change was the
smokes, even the mag reload bullets update didn't change anything. That is, I mean that's true.
I think, I don't know. I'm not a pro. Oh yeah, Premiere maps will change to picks. You can see
how braindead the developers are. Instead of just giving each team to ban a map and then have the
remaining maps randomly picked, they make it the opposite and more complicated.
Isn't the same thing? You just don't pick what you want to ban. I swear the IQ of these devs
matches cooper and pimp why did not mention me I'm a below that and we all
know those two are fucking brain bad why is he is really hating on cooper I
thought cooper was also like I don't know like like he's gaming I thought he
was hating on the game too. What a joke! Ah, not Cooper! I meant Austin! I remember when
Loba crashed out because Austin was like, where is it? He was at the bathroom. Loba
was like what the fuck is this where is it oh man oh man oh man all right what
are the chickens do we have what are the chickens do we have no about which
chicken are you gonna hatch bro which one is your favorite
shi said bro I understand bro I would be pissed if I was like actually if they
you know if I don't know I was came in competitively bro I would be like what
the fuck is this up there because you do wonder like it's the whole team like
cooking on this because then like your boys is this is this our prior right now
oh man I'll take a bro I enjoy these these cocks we have the green one all
next orange suck this is the next skin orange skin on the silky breed yeah we
We have some dotted feathers, dotted feathers.
I like the feet on this guy.
Fits well with the wizard hat, call me nuts.
Looks wizardry, right?
Next, purple.
This one almost all looks the same though.
Not really rare patterns on this guy, right?
Whoa, I take back what I said.
Oh my God.
Look at that tail.
Black pearl. Black pearl shvans. Oh my gosh. This one with the glasses, chat. Holy aura.
I need that. I need to hatch that. Oh my god. Let me see this in game. Give me a big
boy with holographic. Oh come to papa. Oh my gosh. He's glorious, bro. Bro, I want
This guy
Bro, he's full Holo chat he's full Holo
And then we have aqua with yellow suck I
Thought I hit the blinky too hot oh
Oh
Suck look at this dude, bro
Well, I like that I like the eyes on this guy very pronounced
Sheesh check should we check the last breed
Polished is the last chicken breed that they released if you hatch your act can be any of this breeds
We don't know if some of them are rare. We don't know if they're all the same I
Thought this chicken shit was fake bro. I feel like I'm still dreaming bro. I'm in I'm in the same boat with you, bro
alright three
two
One Polish Polish
What the fuck is this
Yo my dog bro, is this an emu?
What the, this guy needs to go to the bar bar bro, he can't even see, his eyes are
below his hair.
XQC.
Alright, let's check out the different skins, oh you have a lot of skins on this guy.
This is the first skin, it goes from rat to yellow, to big tail, large tail as always,
not much variation on the first one.
Everyone is black with white hat, suck!
And it has...
Black with white hat.
Yeah, I see.
Some rare ones on this guy. We have purple one as well.
Purple one kinda seazy, bro. This one will go good with the wizard hat.
Oh, I like this guy!
The flanners look majestic, bro.
Very, very nice.
Very, very nice.
Soundbot not working?
Is it working or not?
Oh my god, I saw some yellow feet in there.
Yo, there you have a lot of variation on this guy.
Okay, next is brown.
The brown skin, suck.
Looks like the first, like a tiger.
Next is white with black wingtips, whoa.
I see some holographic in there boys and girls.
I see some holo in there.
Check it out again.
Look at this, look at this dude, bro.
majestic. Pet him pet him he deserves it pet him. Yo, yo, I don't mind this guy I don't
mind this guy. I kinda want him. Next, we have brown with black wingtips. Full yellow,
holographic on the feathers.
Guys, what is this update about?
Make sure you have white, black.
This may be my favorite.
This guy with the glasses, bro.
I don't know if this guy goes with the glasses the best.
Party hat, nose glasses, alien.
Wow!
How did it fit on him?
Because his head is so big, bro.
This is kind of BM, bro.
This is kind of BM.
You got him in white.
Next, blue.
What in the funky?
No holographic on this guy, I think.
Yep, no holographic.
No holographic or was there on the purple red?
It should look telegraphic, right?
No, no, no.
No holographic on this guy.
Oh, my God.
Some of these look exclusive, bro.
Okay.
Next, we have green with red hat.
What?
Oh my gosh.
That's a nice one.
Jesus.
It's like a glock fade.
I don't know if I fuck with the breath though Chad.
Do I?
I kinda do.
I like when his hair is very very tall.
Like you see how his head can be very very small and very very tall.
I like when it's like massive bro. When his haircut is massive like me right now.
Oh, like this guy. Look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
My game crashed. My game actually crashed.
Cheech.
All right. Next breed is green breed.
Suck.
What the fuck is wearing like a necklace?
Oh.
Oh
Why that's see on blue one
Yeah, this one is aura this one is aura this one with the glasses bro
Yeah, that fits because it looks like a diamond chain. I fuck with that bro
Choka around the cock with the glasses. Hell yeah, dog
Holy aura
Pink
Nah, I don't like this one. I
Don't like those
We only have three more skins boys and girls
We only have three more skins and then they were gonna check what the chickens are actually being used for
Because they apparently can do tricks in the game files
Who asked for chickens
Is this BM? Are they BMing?
I don't want to say us. I don't want to disrespect people who are like, actually I'm not like this, I'm not like this.
For me it's like I'm going with the joke, bro. I'm like, I'll take a bro, I'll feed my chicken and CS, bro. I don't play the game anyways.
I'm down to hatch a chicken, bro, like gamble on some X. I'm in for this, bro.
But what about the people that actually play, bro?
I don't know, seems like a step in the gap, bro, a little bit.
Alright, um...
Because it looks like they spend a lot of time on this and thought you know what I mean
They could have been spent maybe on some other stuff. All right next blue and yellow chicken suck
Oh, ah holographic, right?
I'm a tweaking have to see this guy again. Let me see
Yeah, yeah
I don't think he's holographic though, but I don't mind if he rhymes with the blue lobster of the ocean blue lobster
Type 1 if you know what I mean.
That's this pattern coming holo.
I see some purple ones in here.
Wait, there's just.
What?
Is that him?
What the hell?
I haven't heard any noises before.
Wait, are some patterns talkative and some not?
Did I get the rare one?
The other ones were deaf and mute?
It's the first time it boxed.
The first time it boxed.
Oh, this guy's a yapper.
Patan, which one was it?
Fuck, but that pattern is a yapper, bro.
Wait, what?
Let me see if they're all yapp.
Yeah.
Is it just the skin? I swear the other ones didn't yet.
I think it's polished breed guys.
The Polish breed, yep, it's a lot.
The other ones weren't.
Orange, white, and blue.
Oh my gosh.
Stop putting the pointless emoji, bro.
Yo.
Yo, shut your bitch ass up, bro, before I crash out.
You crashed my game.
Oh my god.
My game crashed one more time.
I'm gonna eat one of these chickens after I had shit.
No, not even. I'm not even gonna hatch it. I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna hard boil it for nine minutes, bro.
So it's nice and stiff inside and then I'm gonna eat it, bro.
Ah, close this shit, bro. Close my beloved game CS, bro.
Next. This guy doesn't have a lot of variety.
Last skin is orange with black stripes. 3-1. Bang.
This guy reminds me of a thing that I saw on Minecraft when I was playing modern Minecraft.
he looks like a bumblebee your vitality needs this one yeah yeah the bee all
vitality players I wanted I want to see you on this chicken bro this chicken with
the party hat because your boss all the banana banana kind of fits all right so
check what the fuck are these things used for bro they added this to the game
but what do you do with them other than hatch them and collect router thank you
for the five gift it's ups
hats in the fucking chat
do other light what do they do what do they do
i need links guys i need links now
this has been leaked
this is in the game files right now we're gonna see it soon
once uh... people start hatching them
let's see
so they're doing tricks
he can sit he can fly
he can roll, no he can play dead
stop putting points at the front
we asked for this
he can fly towards the camera
He can moonwalk like Michael J, and then do a little spin.
He can fly around.
All right, this one is going to be rare.
This one is going to be an expensive animation, guys.
He can just be excited.
I thought he was going to take a shit there.
He can just be happy, happy, happy.
He can walk.
You're low, Bobro.
How do you find the new update, Manjula?
What do you think about the new update, Manjula?
oh my gosh they are taking the piss
Valve after they do nothing in the whole community getting fucked in the ass by cheaters bro
and then they release chickens after three years
oh my god I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't
He's tired, it's like ValveTax after a hard day of labor.
He looks drunk.
Animation number 12, just happy.
Swing a little, a little, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Then, what is this? All 30 years? Great, it's updated in history.
Why it's brought working. Minus 50 FPS.
What is this? Are there more skins?
Oh, he's showing the... wait, why 12 different ones?
So we have, yep, we have the black and white, like the Leo part.
This is already on the secondary breed guys. These are all different skins for the new chickens.
This is the Polish breed, alright?
With all the different color variations. If you hatch your Ackon Counter Strike, you will get one of these, bro.
Skin number nine.
But this is just the Polish skins that she's showing. There's two more breeds.
There's two more breeds.
Which one is your favorite? Which one do you want?
Here we go. Now she's going to go to the next breed.
This is the Silky breed.
You have a 1 in 3 chance to unbox this as far as I know.
And we don't know a lot yet.
Nothing has been hatched yet.
Nothing has been hatched.
This is the Flum Chicken.
You can get very different ones on this.
And again, 100,000 different patterns on each of these.
100,000 different patterns on each of these.
I'm tired of them all.
Stop guys, stop.
This is the basic one.
But could also be, I don't know, sometimes basic is nice.
I like the basic chicken, huh?
No extra vacanza breed.
You know what I mean?
This is like the monster of plants.
The basic chicken.
But you have very, very nice, unique skins.
Look at this guy.
He looks like a Superman.
Looks like the SpongeBob villain.
We have the classic Blue Jam one, skin number seven.
Again, once you hatch your acro, it will be one of these.
You need to buy the chicken fodder though.
There is food that you need to buy to feed them, all right?
Else you're never gonna see them like this.
you're only gonna see them in their early stage.
It's like a baby that you have to grow and see us.
All right, we're advancing the game to the next level.
Feels like April Fool's Shock, but it ain't.
This one is nice.
This one is nice, fully blacked out.
What else?
What else?
What do they do, though?
What else do we know, guys?
What else do we know?
Did Lily like Datamine more?
I got my egg.
But why does it show default agent and gloves?
I want to make my combo for my egg inspect.
We've lost the blood.
We have lost the blood.
But I'm all for it.
I'm all for it. What would fit nice with these Tiger Stripes?
Damn, she got a rag though.
It's not a normal one. I think this is a different breed.
I think this is a different breed.
Let me see.
What is this? Leak.
CS2 might be getting a new sniper weapon.
What? M14? According to the data found, price would be 4.1k!
Five bullets and one back! What?!
The AWP is the strongest gun in the game and has ten bullets, one shot, one kill.
What the fuck is this gonna be?
What is an M14?
No, that's one of my favorite weapons.
That's one of my favorite weapons.
said I used to love decent call of duty I used to love iron side snipers in
battlefield I used to shit one shot one kill your Reno check only has five
bullets call me nuts it's gonna be one shot one kill even on the foot no on the
leg at least yeah your name five bullets in one mag why are you saying no the
all past 10 nowadays and you said five what the fuck are you saying all past
five wait they went from ten to five wait I'm stupid
I was testing you because m14 is see me auto
oh is that someone who made it like in game let me see
I'm not larping CS bryve 9,000 hours in game playing the game yes m14 CS in CS
Yes.
Do I watch the game, follow up with you or no?
Five minutes.
Yes.
And for the first time in three years after the release of...
Shhhh.
For some three years what?
I didn't pre-watch it, I don't know why it showed like that.
I think my editors.
Ah, here we go.
Three, two, one.
Counter-Strike 2.
The developers have fun.
Three years after the release of...
Wait.
Is it, did you make a 5 minute video on this big ass update?
No way.
Only 5 minutes?
Alright guys, pay attention, no patch out because this is the biggest update that we've seen in 3 years.
Everybody lock game, bro.
Why didn't your editors watch my videos?
I don't know, I don't know if you're... I tell them to watch your video, I got you.
of Counter-Strike 2, the developers have finally rolled out genuinely fresh gameplay content
rather than just lazy ports of old game modes from CSGO.
The absolute...
Shit, I...
I'm people mad mad right now.
Like, I remember when people were still...
Gabe Follower, bro, he's like,
OG, CS, everything, bro.
People were defending, like, for so long.
I was defending always.
I was dig-riding both, bro.
I was like, let them cook the AI anti cheat, bro.
And now finally we've seen that they that they have, right?
Well, we have to like put the cases, blah, blah, blah,
Vaknet or whatever it's called.
It is released, but it's just not like active yet.
But on the content side, we were dry.
We were dry for too long.
What were they cooking?
Gem of today's
some people actually sick.
3D 3 game mode called rush hour.
Instead of one large map,
you fight your way toward the enemy's castle
across a pool of randomized battle arenas.
The set of arenas is generated every match, so each game is completely unique and rarely repetitive.
Winning requires more than just killing the whole team, you also have to capture and hold their castle...
What does he mean with generated? So is it actually different maps all the time?
Is it AI maps? Or is it just the map pool, like, out of the 20 maps, always different? Okay, check.
until the timer runs out.
The in-game economy and timer are quite punishing, so the mode is built around fast-paced 15-minute
matches rather than long matches like in Premiere.
It's a particularly interesting mode for new players, cause it demands less skills,
introduces more chaos and still maintains a competitive edge, especially with a leaderboard
among your friends.
There's a huge variety of locations, with my favorite taking place on two speeding trains.
Interestingly this mode...
This is Rare Map.
Pricy of locations with...
In OT you get this, 7-7, the only time when you unlock it.
I wish we had this, like in normal games.
My favorite taking place on two speeding trains.
Interestingly this mode shares some design ideas with Street Brawl from Deadlock as it
also delivers a concentrated slice of core gameplay in a relative leash.
No it does not.
So this is what I'm missing right now in this mode or like in A mode.
I fucking love randomness, bro.
Maybe it's because I'm bad at the game, bro, and I need
OP items in order to like feel strong in the game, but you feel me bro
Imagine like you get it like on a D on Dima server, right like him in his hero
Mode which is sick check it out Dima server dot
net
Someone tell me the right link, please. He made like some cool as custom modes
I wish it was a little bit because in this mode you can get like you can reroll in ability or sorry an item
you can get like extra special perks, you can get a expense, like you can get a
$6,400 item or a $3,200 one. I like these Gamma modes, you know what I mean?
Like Ligurina where you can get the best build and be the strongest. This is
still just CS the 3v3, which is fine, but it's kind of like a wingman, the looks,
you know what I mean? Short session. And while you save time, check out least skins
for instant exchange of your items. Enter the trade link, pick some skins and
receive money on any payment method in most of the countries.
Besides that, site features a marketplace with prices significantly lower than in Steam.
Choose a deal, add some balance and receive the trade in minutes.
Link to the list sk-
Hey, that CS update is gonna come, bro, where it's only gonna be trading inside of the
Steam market, bro.
No more marketplaces.
You already know, bro.
It's down in the description.
You're gonna be done.
And for the first time in years, even counting the CS GO era, there's a mention of a new
weapon called the M14.
Because 4100s has only one round and 5 in the magazine.
This is most likely a tribute to the amount of money you get.
You say one round?
Once you have 10 bullets total?
5?
You reload once, 5 and then it's gone?
Is that what it means?
LOL.
I like that.
And it's cheaper than an AWP.
It's an AWP that you can't use on long range, right?
You pay 700 bucks less, but you don't have the long range potential.
Bro, this is gonna be my new favorite weapon.
I'm being badass, bro.
It's gonna be one shot on the body, guys.
It's an AWP without a scope.
That's sick.
American military rifle is the same name.
That's sick.
I'm gonna be nasty on this guy.
I'm telling you right now.
This was my best gun in Battlefield 3, bro.
I used to, I remember in Call of Duty, bro, I used to buy a shotgun and I customized it
to a slug.
ammo and it was basically a sniper without a scope type one if you know what I mean bro and I was god
here on it I was doing long range kills all the time that made from battlefield 2 I don't know
there's high caliber 7 6 2 rounds right now it's impossible to spawn or try it in game so we'll
have to wait for news in future updates next our gameplay changes some of which the community has
been begging for years one of the most interesting additions is the new silent reload mechanic
tapping the reload button works just like before but holding the key initiates a quiet reload
The sound is completely gone at the expense of speed as the animation becomes noticeably longer.
Alongside this, scoping out of the sniper rifles is now completely silent.
Previously it produced a distinct click that gave away your position to enemies.
So do you think some of these updates are also made just to like, okay, we like,
just so it adds something to the list, you know what I mean?
Like, I remember, what is it, bro? Every time when I go on a readjuster, bro.
Like, I sometimes just tell you stuff that were very, very small,
just to feel better about myself like okay like see guys like I wasn't lazy like I was doing this
like I was in Finland like I was doing this I was doing that I was doing all of these things
like I was you know but but then I like that was just a part of that time you know and I still
was fully chopped I just didn't want to admit it I just didn't want to be the guy that like
where was gone for so long you know I wouldn't have like adding just some things just so it's like
Ooh, that's a big game change, but it's just like one code, you know, like, okay, let's add this as well.
It will be interesting to see how this impacts the balance, as unscoping sounds used to make potential clutches significantly tougher.
Due to repeated player requests, the developers once again worked on some visibility improvements.
This time it affects bullet impacts and blood splatters.
Bullet holes are now noticeably larger and darker, which is especially...
That's massive, I like that.
Like, bro, there's just one slide and it's increasing, you know?
I wonder if some of these things just, yo, this is the biggest update ever, you know, like, do you know what I mean, bro?
Yes, this is good. Like, I think this is good. I think this makes sense
but
Like they haven't released content in three years, bro
Visible at long range and blood instead of small pinkish clouds now splashes more noticeable particles. That's good. That's good
This again vastly improves visibility on long distances making it clear whether a shot actually hit the enemy or not
The developers also kept the number of purchasable grenades, while you previously could buy and drop piles of smokes for your teammates that totally is now restricted by a console command, which will heavily affect established utility meta and setups.
On the funny side of the...
Wait, what did you say? You can only buy 4 things? 4 goodies, 4 flash, 4 smoke for everything?
So you can't drop to your teammate a flash after buying 4 for you? Interesting, is that good or bad?
I don't like that because sometimes you're just way better
And it keeps the economy kind of like closer to the enemy team, you know
I like when I when I won five rounds in a row and I'm I have like 10k
I like if I can put extra uterine my spawn drop it for a rotate, you know, I deserve that
I fucked those enemies. Let me end the game quicker, bro. The ass
Koni nuts
Command, which will heavily affect established utility meta and setups.
On the funny side of the update, the Zeus now deals damage to chickens when hit they
turn into a roast chicken just like when hit by a molotov.
Beyond gameplay tweaks, the developers overhauled the map pick-band system in Premiere.
Instead of taking turns picking and buying maps until only one remains, you now make
a pool of 4 maps and the game randomly makes the final decision.
Overall it's a bit questionable but understandable if the same time as they clearly want to force
players into trying new maps instead of grinding digs.
I am telling you right now I said this before I will say it again.
Some CS players don't know what they want bro.
They are used to their daily life of fucking after work hopping onto CS and banning every
map that is not called Mirage.
they move on to the next day and they do it again and again and again they may not
even know what else is out there bro I mean that and now they are forced to
play other maps which which I think benefits them which I think is good
for everybody bro
Zach same shit pile on top of that they find variety in our lives
Lee brought back steam group clan tags practically it's one of the minor
quality of life features yet for some reason it took a whole three years.
So to everyone who loves displaying random nonsense in their tech, rejoice.
Devs also completely reworked crosshair customization logic.
First, crosshairs are no longer locked to screen pixels or tied to your resolution which
greatly improves the rendering of ultra-thin crosshairs, in addition they introduced extra
settings for circle and dot variations. For cosmetics lovers they added the ability to
apply stickers to the C4 bomb, but oddly enough the changelog had no mention of the fact that
pets which have been leaking in the game files for three years...
Look at this, this is how you redeem your egg, chicken egg, untradable, consumes both of your
your rewards. Wow. You can usually select Bum, you select the case, you select the scout.
You either choose the egg or something else.
First we're finally added to the game. In a nutshell, at the end of a match, you can
receive a chicken egg as a weekly drop.
What are we doing? Ha ha, chat stop. Game is saved. This is actually killing me though.
It's actually killing me bro.
I would love to talk to a Valve dev, get behind there like brain.
What is this up there?
Look, you can see the progress of how much it's hatched.
That's so cool.
Over time a small chick hatches which you have to eat with special food until it grows into...
What are we even saying?
What are we even saying?
I
Fool grown chicken
You tell it that you last five seconds that he said bro. This is CS 2
I remember when people were saying
Whoa key chains. That's a little bit too much, bro
Like we're turning into Valor and returning into Rainbow six. This is CS bro. Keep it to the minimum
Now you have to feed your fucking chicken. That's gonna like turn into a fucking fated like you're gonna get a small one big one
big beak, small beak bro, you have to feed it and then you can put a head on it bro,
a wizard head.
Receive a chicken egg as a weekly drop.
Over time a small chick hatches which you have to feed with special food until it grows
into a full grown chicken.
If you forget about the egg and pet it will simply abandon you.
But if you shut your pictures up, so it's just a mechanic to keep you to open up the
game or what bro we already have daily missions we already have fucking xp
streaks bro chillax bro like I'm opening up your game every day bro chillax
bro if you raise it all the way to old age you can take photos with it for an
album but if you raise it all the way to old age you can take photos with it for
The Hatchbook.
The life and times of your pet name here.
The life and times of James here.
Use the photo booth to snap a memory together.
To add to your album.
It's like Pokemon Snap.
It's a realistic shooter game.
You have to shoot a picture of the chicken bird for an album.
it's a quirk check up close your chick zoomed out so you collect them okay tamagotchi system designed
to get you launching and playing the game regularly from what I under I'm gonna be launching the game
in order that my act doesn't get fucked in the ass what happens to me bro after playing for me
against cheaters G bro what understand your pet doesn't appear in matches and only chills in the
the main menu. As the cherry on top, the developers are still working on the cobblestone remake.
This time, for an album. Basically, it's a quirky Tamagotchi system designed to get you
launching and playing the game regularly. Basically, it's a quirky Tamagotchi system.
your hand perched on you in Zipia, your hand kicking or flying, lightning optional, you
have to take different pictures of the chicken!
What?
Drag and drop to add and remove photos.
Them designed to get you launching.
You're pulling it in the warehouse, you're pulling it on dust too, I don't get it, it's
like Argyratus, I haven't played Argyratus, the fuck is this for?
and playing the game regularly.
From what I understand, your pet doesn't appear in matches and only chills in the main menu.
As the cherry on top, the developers are still working on the cobblestone remake.
This time, they updated several textures and added an entire soundscape file
that lists all the locations across the map.
It's worth noting that we learned about the existence...
There has to be some use for the chickens, no?
What do you mean they just chill in the menu and it's actually just a Tamagotchi?
got you like there has to be some connection to see us right a collectible that doesn't
even do nothing now we have lost the blood since of the night version of ancient through
the exact same method which means that the new version of Kabul in the near future overall
the game was a pinch pinch you cannot see these things in game when you press tab that's
useless useless it's kind of like integrated into cs but how is this not
integrated at all I don't get it is it just a gacha
nah I'm actually baffled what the fuck it's like a different game inside of
cs but that doesn't make any sense
added to the latest version of the source to engine with some new strings
related to HLX so expect a full breakdown soon and we gotta be working on
Friday emoji if you watch this
They gotta be working on something right?
What does the community think?
Gabe follower
His videos people watch that are like that love CS bro like me
Let me see by the way, W. Gabe even the sub if you haven't yet, bro
You already know he is the gold of leaking stuff, bro
Whether valve once it or not he is gonna be there bro. W. Gabe W. Gabe W. Gabe W fucking gay, bro
Why am I not subbed? Let me see
can't wait
To get the m14 in the game in 2029
Wait, this could be another fucking piece of shit thing whether like never release it, bro
Like the one knife that has been in the game for us for years
Rather than lazy parts of old game modes, I want a bro. I want dangerous on two guys this game. What is like?
I've played two times
Do I want to am I addicted to it right now? No. Not at all. Not at all. If it was a little
bit like the new Valorant game mode, no hashtag ad, I mean it, where you have like random
shit. Imagine you get like, I don't know, your bullet Insta kills. Like the Demos server
with the hero powers. Much cooler than that. Much cooler than Rush. Yeah. This is not
Dignity bro dangerous one was actually so fun. It was a dickling if dangerous one had like a nice ass leaderboard
Bro, if you could see most kills ever best KD
Most ranked one player bro, that would be insane off you had dangerous on yellow jeech bro jeech
Telling you bro. This game mode is not bad good enough. Welcome back
Day of defeat CS channel not be sponsored. What? What's the marketplace? It's not a gambling side
Tamagotchi and CS 2 before GTA 6
Tamagotchi for the longest time I ever ever I thought the whole patch stuff was
just very elaborate joke yo guys give me an inspect of the craziest chicken
epidemic you made the site of checking on all the skins what was the craziest
one that you saw yet bro um by the way if you want to use my boys aside and
check out all the cocks yourself. You have all the cocks over here.
You're going to see us inspects.com, press pads,
and then you have all the different acts, chickens,
and you can see every single pattern, bro. He already script all the data.
W community member epidemic as always right there. Um,
can you give me an inspecting bro? Uh,
epidemic of the craziest one that you saw, maybe, uh,
Mr. Herder of Goals with the $10 from Australia.
Yo bro, I meet someone of your kind tomorrow, bro.
Zigzag, I'm meeting up with Zigzag, boys.
He's in the Netherlands tomorrow.
I'm gonna pull up, bro.
W Zigzag.
Let me see, this is apparently one of the craziest cocks.
Okay.
I don't even know what to say.
am I stupid why did I trust that okay alright bro you win you win you win
can you actually like show me alright bro great I'm gonna check the reddit
after this by the way guys I just want to see the craziest cock real quick
Anyone got an inspect link that actually is a chicken?
Let me see.
Copy paste it please.
Accept us. For me it gets deleted. I want to like show it in game while I like quickly like, you know.
Accept us please.
What is this?
Yesterday the CS2 Update introduced a new test command, SVT Molotov Broken Glass, Trap 1.
When unable, T-Sat Molotovs can leave Broken Glass on the ground.
Wait, if you run into it, does it hurt?
Okay, I mean...
That's massive. That is actually good. Chad, I'm going to hop onto CS2 and hop onto Premiere.
Chizer
Okay, that's good. That's good. Mind the time to that BS. Stop
Who's thinking of these things
Finally there this game is a fucking circus
Yo, who's got a link please inspect link guys anybody anybody any cool inspect link hello
Please I beg you I beg you as when I have a cock on my screen, bro
Thank you, XAPAS.
Please no joke on this, please.
Well, these are the ones that I have to put in the console,
right?
All right, XAPAS.
No, XAPAS, actually stop.
All right, thank you.
I'm not going to say what I saw, bro.
I'm feeling pointless right now, bro.
Please be a cock, XAPAS.
Please.
Why is it not work?
with wizard head didn't work except us well that's a good one guys I'll quickly
read your 60 seconds and then I'm gonna get my own chicken all right I'm gonna
get my own chicken dealer no deal dealer no deal um oh no doesn't mean I have to
play the game kill me 60 seconds I'll be back bro all right starting three which
game does the song remind you of three two one I'll be back in 60 seconds and
then we get our own cock all right that's what we get a good one three two
one starting now
you
Thank you.
you
Chicken jockey?
What do you think of Neemap thing?
Well, I actually don't know what it is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What do you think of the new update?
Well, I actually don't understand I feel like I'm dreaming I didn't have good sleep, bro
I don't I for me it doesn't register like what this even is
Like are we collecting chickens like we can't even use them again. I don't understand if it was a skins update
I would understand it as a skin cell, but
This feels a little bit too like far-fetched
hmm I'm a snack by the way little snack a little pump little snack a little
snack what's my mom's what's that one after McDonald's last your bro stop
well never going to make it easy again bro don't say couple but all that way
too much bro shout out to the two drillers though
suck cottage cheese with honey bro you already know I need this bro to cleanse
my stomach quit CS it's time for the cure stop but I'm happy that I didn't
start to cure because now we have this big ass update like it's time for CS you
know I mean imagine we would have started to cure yesterday bro there
would have been GGs but it's time to hatch some X you know what I mean um you
know what I mean cheers guys cheers
Sorry for eating.
Is there anything else that we need to check?
What have I not explored yet?
Office update.
Mods, if there's any links, please show it.
I'm going to check the Reddit in a minute.
Sallie, how do I spawn them?
How?
How?
How?
What's the command?
What's the command?
So you can spawn the chickens in game or something. How?
I want to see it. If you can spawn them in game, that probably means only works on that server. Holy IP.
I want to leave my IP. Let me see. Suck, you can spawn them in game.
again I wonder if this means anything probably not I think that just scraped
the inspect right what does this mean we they will actually have a use case
throw Molly on this guy let's see what happens throw Molly on him bro throw a
fucking money on him
Fuck
I can't check this out your epic. Can you do this fast bro can you this fast?
That's just reskin normal chickens so probably means nothing wait even the other breeds
No
Sheesh. Chat, what can they even do with it? What can they even do with it? How can they
be used in CS? Do we have something comparable in other games? To heal you. Like no way it's
actually useless bro. When you press E, it should turn into yours. Like your skin. But
bro, you don't even have like chickens on all maps. It's like useless. For sure, there's
going to be an end game animation, right? If you win the game, your chicken is like going
to do one of the emojis that we just saw, right? But called the nuts, that doesn't really,
like, who cares? I don't know, that isn't like, that isn't enough. That's like, whatever.
Hmm.
Dota 2 Pats? Wait they have Pats in Dota 2? Wait wait wait!
Is this real?
They have Pats in Dota 2? Then it all makes sense. It's gonna be like in Dota 2. I don't know how it works, but let's see.
It just runs next to you. No way.
What? What do these pets do?
It's the same developer, it's the same developer.
They always do stuff like taking over from the other games, like cases that originated
in TF2, now they brought it to CS, you know, and they have it in all other like games they
release.
The Mbappi special?
Okay.
Sorry for eating us.
All right.
Any other links?
What's this, Exepas?
Zeppers they're already cheating the system in rush mode
no no that's so smart said they had control of the tower they all killed
themselves and then the enemy team only has five seconds to touch the tower but
nowhere near
That's not
You don't lose around if you all die it's whoever like it's you know
That's funny
Any other links any other links rocket leak big update they added black market duplicates what?
Is that true?
No way they would add it like right now after I unboxed 3 fucking perforators.
What?
Stop.
How many, how many, how many into one new one?
I hope not five.
Three?
No.
That's crazy that they updated now.
Damn, all the devs cooking bro.
Vive cooking, rocket league cooking, gamers are being blast.
Let me finish this cottage cheese guys and then we hop in alright.
Any more links before we hop in?
Any more links, any more leaks?
Mmmmm.
Deadlock vs. yes?
Smallest Deadlock update.
Ha.
It'll be like that.
Oh.
Bro.
whole meta change new heroes biggest year fix the pixel on train jeez what's this
all right fury what do you think about that then your person who like cs is your life
as a die-hard amazing shagat that's your chickens now all right not better
speaking though better speaking for fury this is kind of nice like he knows how
to raise a chicken he's already like raising a kid for him it's kind of nice
for him it's kind of nice maybe can learn some stuff as well all patch you
Let's see, this is more leaks, more leaks guys. Type one of your law of leaks. Okay,
okay, on the table. That's it, okay. Yes, it's training. Not out here, let's see this.
Another leak. Valve added a new broken shield icon to the
used to game files it appears to be a part of the new shield damage alert if
your Kevin I was broken wait this is a chill chill no no this is not Kevlar
bro please danger zone dog or chat am I just nostalgic about it I feel like I
was actually goaded bro it's going on guys this is only pixel yeah what's
What's going on guys? This is only pixel.
Yeah, when I was fucking a kid bro!
My name is Mark.
Okay, I should have never done this.
Why did you edit in shit bro?
Uh, 28 right now.
Ooh, now we are talk!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, there's an uncle on this platform.
I'm here never.
No, I'm not watching this bro.
Nah bro.
What is that edit?
Okay bro.
anything else any more clips I have a cock on my screen bro thank you XR
pass oh my god I actually click without thinking Jesus YouTube link I
shouldn't click like that
I let me check the reddit I have not checked the reddit today what is the
community thing about this update
Bada bing, bada bang, bada bing, bada bang.
What is this?
Add it in the menu after that presume.
Anyone know what it does?
Egg.
Oh, he's got a good one.
He's got a good one.
With the freckles.
That's rare.
That's rare.
Maybe.
So, how long does it take?
How many days?
Or like, how many hours?
Do you need to be in game now, right?
One week?
Yeah, make sense
If this one, yeah, one week could be
It's a long time, man, but they just want you to like keep checking the game
Like
Every single app every single game is fighting for your attention guys
YouTube wants you to stay in the app
Every time you close the app after you like had a video open, you know, like they are not going to recommend that video like more, you know, they're going to recommend less because they're like, okay, like afterwards he moved on with his life.
We need him on that. We need him to watch ads. They want you to stay in CS, bro. It's a check in on your chicken, bro. Give him some food. Give him some food. Queue a game of premiere. Buy some cases.
Ah, bone.
Then you update B-like.
Chicken interaction added.
Well, this is not sorted.
Top.
All right.
What even is this game anymore?
All the different chicken models that can be hatched from X, I love the difference in
people here, bro.
Like, some already are nerding out on it, checking out the different possibilities, checking
the game files and then other ones are like what is this anything but proper
anti-cheat
something is happening
tell you my favorite part I'm streamer hard times hard times
I used to play games yo this is a throwback bro this is a throwback wait we used to play
games on this channel
This from years ago I know
A bar ride
Ah what else what else
Is this hinting at an operation?
Okay, that's how much will this chicken be worth
Who in this gonna play skill this weekend?
Oh my gosh
How fury felt after saying that
CS2 has added pat chickens that players can hatch, raise and collect.
There are 35 different chicken skins and players can even pat them.
I'm happy CS pushed an update, but I just feel like CS ain't CS anymore and not gonna lie.
What the fuck is I'm saying bro?
When, then what, bro is just trying to farm likes.
Then what the hell do you feel furious?
I feel like eating kebab.
Alright, W.
Oh bro, I haven't, oh my god.
I do feel empty inside because I haven't had kebab in like a year
Bro, I do miss some good German kebab, bro. That is
X-Tag roughly six and a half days to hatch
Okay, so a week
Week to a hatch
So how many drops do you get like how many potential acts do you get you can't buy them right?
No, you can't you can't buy them. You can't sell them as far as we know
Maybe you can sell them
How many drops do you get a week? If you buy Prime?
One per week.
So you hatch it and you can already like get another one, okay?
Maybe you can sell chickens.
Yeah.
CS to stream.
Yeah, I have to play the game though.
I have to get my own egg.
Alright, let me see the Global Offensive Redo Boys. I want to see the...
This is where the people actually play the game, so let's see what they have to say.
improve bullet holes and blood decal visibility. Let me see. Very nice. Actually very nice.
I like that. Massive. You can't even see it on the left. That's so good. And the blood
is also nice. You can see when you actually hit the enemy. Massive. It's not even after
It's not even after we let Valve might be introducing a new weapon all right
Is that anything?
Well, well, what about the chickens? What about the chickens?
Why is there one talking about the chickens with 35 new chicken skins? Let me see
Silky six out of nine looks cool
I don't know where we are heading, but at least we are here for the ride.
might have chicken animations were better than the slow reload
ha ha ha ha ha
nah
i read the patch notes twice and didn't see anything about this
true why didn't they even mention it
alright um
we saw this
we saw this
alright let me hop in
um
dataminator has shared a list of various accessories for upcoming pets
chef what are these pets gonna be used for
i need to know right now
i need to know right now
I need to know right now there has to be some use case for it like the next big leap
Right
Trading and making them what NFTs flexing
How can you showcase them I think it's just which would be very sad just at the start of the game and at the end of the game
You see how you like, you know, like your agent like rolls in with your AK. I think that's when the chickens are gonna be there or something, right?
But I don't know do you have about that, bro? I get like I'm still on the toilet when I cue a game and the animation plays
You know what I mean? I don't know, bro. I never even see that shit
Huh
All right. All right. Check. Do I get my own egg? Do I get my own egg?
AK I have to play one game. Oh my gosh
Do I need to win or is it fine if I lose?
I don't know how the XP shit works. Don't tell me I have to win, bro
Have to win
I get the level up immediately after right like driving off XP
Surely right I'm playing super long
I swear, this is like me playing Russian roulette right now.
Every time I play this game, I'm either like slightly happy afterwards, or the same, which is a win.
Or I'm actually like, like I want to go like die IRL in game.
Play the new mode. I don't know iPad. I get new XP in the new mode.
Chat new mode up from here. I don't really get XP there, right?
Or do I?
Chat premiere on your mode.
Type in chat please.
Type in chat.
What do you want to see?
Okay.
I can do...
I'll hop into two new game modes and then I'll hop into premiere, all right, deal?
So we do both.
So no one has to be sad.
I don't want anyone to be sad right now.
This is the day of CS, bro.
We've actually got an update.
It's a man, bro.
Let's see. Everyone, silence!
Oh my gosh.
Ah, here we go. I'm sad. Don't be sad. Why are you sad, bro?
Actually, that's fine. You need to have ups and downs.
If you're always up, you're not up. Let that simmer.
Can you feel happy if you're always happy?
or is it just your new like neutral ah come on please tell me we have good
teammates
I don't know if I'd fuck with this crosshead or not.
Trenette.
Gear up. We are going on a windy walk here.
Trenette.
move it, move it
microphone
what?
are we on the tower?
on top
he's gonna come outside
How was he so fast?
Bro this cross ass sucks
Now guys you have a mic on now. We're losing if we don't come
Why are you buying in the gap?
Hey!
You piece of shit!
What the fuck?
The fuck is this?
No way he clashes with that gun.
After team killing me.
Why are you on talk sack?
Did your team kill me again? See what happens, buddy. See what happens.
Oh yeah, let's go!
Get back, come on. Come back, come back.
Fleeing those smoke.
They're touched, they're touched.
Where are they?
Can I see their feet?
Oh my god, the towers over there didn't see bro, fuck this game.
Match point, we need to look in.
fire on us what's the best utility on ct
nice guys
I
Shut up
We just lost our one for we just lost our one for GG GG GG
I'm sorry for saying telling me to shut up, but
What is this game?
How many exp did I get how much how much how much how much exp how much?
Roach my it's my crosshair. It's my crosshair. That's an actually good crosshairs crosshairs right now in the chat
please help right now right now yes something crazy thank you about this
better because cross is bro let me put down three just in case let's roll
Let me find my new main.
What?
Are you guys just typing shit?
I don't mind that.
Stop crossing, good.
I don't know if I like it over...
I don't know if I like it over, you know, like cross.
What voice do I make?
I want to learn how to make fake voices, bro.
Tell me what I should practice.
Which one?
Right?
Oh, no.
Yo!
Yo!
No, bro, what is this?
We were afraid of the knife.
Oh, I'm sitting next to him.
Zubay.
Later.
Yes.
Got it.
We have not Russian. English.
Okay.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Nice.
Nice.
Touch it.
Yeah!
Ah, blyat!
Touch it!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Sorry, sorry.
Good job, guys.
Blyat, this guy who makes girl's hair.
Hmm, you said English, no problem, and then you speak Russian.
No, no.
We are between us.
No, no.
We are.
We are.
We are.
We are.
You said English no problem and then you speak Oskie.
No no, VR, between you and me.
What?
What?
What are you doing?
It's time.
He knows what he know.
I'll kill you.
Stop.
Nice one.
Let him go.
Wait for me on the ground.
Touch it, touch it!
Nice!
How do I only have two kills after that?
What?
I'm buying other people.
I'm the GOAT.
This is massive, isn't it?
This is massive, isn't it?
Watch this.
Touch it.
Chastic.
Guys?
Do you play for Lauren as well?
Hmm, what?
Do you play Valorant as well? Only see us.
I don't understand.
Valorant, Valorant!
Why do I have Deagle?
Good.
2v1.
I lost my last game forward.
I'm gonna kill you as fast as possible
English
I think we're gonna win for him
English?
Don't let me die
Good
Gotcha
Nice
We're locked, we're locked, we're locked
Thank you for game, guys
XP, I need XP
What?
Guys, how does this mode not give any XP, bro?
Are we that ass?
What? That's nothing!
I need a private.
Do I need to play like a thousand games?
Let me do one last one, one last one, one last one.
One last one.
X-Sepis fell off. Part to double the amount of wins.
Sheesh.
Oh, X-Sepis.
Do you get like 250 at max?
Don't waste the XP bonus.
Wait! Is it per game the XP bonus?
No.
If it is, then I'm cooked.
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh!
How does he have much more health?
I need the bonus on premier again.
Why is everyone rushing in my lobbies? Like everyone.
There's only rush up in this game.
I'm gonna make boss voice guys, boss voice.
Oh, no team.
Hello.
Where are you from?
Russia.
Russia.
I'm from Germany, guys.
Germany. Nice to meet you.
How are you doing?
I've got a little peak.
You like her as well?
as well
I'm a fan of the videos
did you say that something?
my crosshair now bro this is good thank you bro are you too dual queuing are you
friends no to travel us to met along the way I see why is your mic so chopped
you're calling me chopped no you're Mike
What about it?
Are you sitting in a set or something?
What's wrong with my mic?
Is it loud?
No, no.
Nice combo by the way.
No blues, just say what's wrong.
Bro, is that a...
I think it's a blue...
A lot of the...
What's it called?
Nice.
Nice blue, yeah?
I see him.
Wait, I want to see the red man.
Have you played many of these games, Orange?
Do I have one?
Have you played many rush games?
Haha, like five?
They're calling me their guard on this game, aren't they?
I am, bro.
No, I am. What?
oh no no no i'm calling you the goat
have you tried the train?
nooo i'm gonna try it
it's at 7.7 man
let's try and get that maybe
brah we'll be down
let's do it
Yeah, I mean...
So we're just gonna...
Why does he have the...
C3 is fine.
This guy doesn't even know me, why does he have the...
You're the terrorist!
I was like I said that something is wrong with my mic because I like fake my voice bro.
I don't even have my camera connected bro.
Do I buy an AWP?
Is the MVP good in this or no?
What nothing nothing
So bad guys, I wish you didn't see that I wish you didn't see that
Guys do you want me to actually like
Show you what got a gameplay looks like I will do it right now
Next to me I'm drunk now
I will do it right next to me
This guy is R.P. in the looks, bro
You like it, bro, you like it?
Sorry, guys, I don't know what's happening
What's wrong, Pablo? What's wrong? Hi, P?
But now my computer is lagging
What?
Bro, Pepe, can I see your AK?
Oh, no, orange
No
We need to win, we need to win, we need to win
Hi
Hey, you don't have
Come on
I wanna see
lock in bro lock in we actually to win yeah no no no seven seven yeah yeah
but let's you know we can start losing if I'm yeah yeah
one low
okay yeah and the smoke touch it touch it touch it touch it hello oh my gosh you
don't win until you touch it bro what's up what's up what's up hey it's okay
bro I start cheat bro I start cheat good good that you touch it bro yes
bro I got you bro I got you I'll be the catch off this game I don't remind us
come on
two are low, two are low
yeah, one must go up there
yeah, yeah, he's down
Nice bro.
Come on!
Yes, sir!
Bro, is this a Dunk Smith account?
Orange.
Hey, hey, hey, this is what it is, bro.
Fuck, it's not working.
That's all I can say.
Yeah.
I saw you a little shit
You like this truck
It's nice. It's nice nice and budget guys. We need to throw around now. Wait. Yes, my friend purple. Can you hear me purple?
Russian friend Russian bad piece you can hear me need to die
Pop it pop it maybe my friend my friend my friend pop it we need to do we need to lose we need to lose
Wait is it this one
No, no, no, bro. Let's die. Let's die we can win more
What
Oh man, nice, nice, nice.
Haha, brr, brr, brr.
Haha, that's more bro.
No one has stepped on the star.
We lose one more, yeah?
No, let's win one more.
Just, just...
No, uh, yeah, maybe.
Purple, my friend, can you hear us?
Purple, purple, purple.
My friend, can you hear me?
Ro, Ro, Ro.
We're trying to, we're trying to lose until 7-7.
So we get Easter Egg map.
map okay thank you my friend you're the best sorry sorry we will win and once
alright guest but under and once alright oh no I actually tried we need to get
to seven first your mouse okay all right sauce right I told you we should get to
seven first yeah I don't care to lock in we need to win we need to win lose like
no no no now we need to win now we need to win we need to win we need to win
Yeah, we need to win now.
Come on, come on.
Oh, gosh.
W probably in attack, guys.
We have two rounds to win.
Oh, the what?
Nice!
Now we need to lose!
Now we need to lose!
Yeah, let's just lose now.
But don't get back life, bro.
You may get, like, autobahned.
Back life for griefing.
Yeah, yeah, I was about to get back life right now.
Act like you're playing like serious if you get triple kill it's not good act like you play serious
Oh my god watch this you see this Russia my friend you're gonna see this look it's
It's Raystack only at seven seven let's go. Ha rush don't fall down guys. Don't fall don't fall puppet
Oh my god, and all this insane on this yo, I'm gonna boost you come here boost boost boost
you got this no i don't know is it just one round no sorry puppet no fuck
fuck gg's bro i feel bad man see your dog
but this this this mode is kind of i don't know if it's fun is it fun chat am
Am I tweaking? Am I tweaking?
I don't know. I don't know. W, yellow and purple bro.
Alright, this is a time for you know, you know.
Suka, billiard. Suka, billiard.
Can I get a Suka, billiard in the chat?
Where's my cam?
Yo!
Alright yo bro!
What?
Where's my small one?
He?
It's actually gone.
Found it.
Alright bro, don't say leaked.
Well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
No more coffee.
here we go chat my first time playing premiere in a year or so this is the
new update so we actually got a cool map I'm playing against fucking bots 10k
elo could be a 30 kill game I mean it so how this works I think you only get to
BAN WU- No, you got to- What? You got to pick one map?
Pick two maps.
Of course, Mirage.
Dust two.
J- What voice do I make?
BOSS.
Yo, guys, come on here.
Guys, this is not bad.
This is pick dust.
This is pick dust.
Pick dust, pick dust.
Pick it's pick dust.
No, bro.
Pick dust.
Please pick dust, enemies, please.
Dust is not bad.
Dust is the best map.
No.
If you ask me for an op-drop in this game...
10 years ago? Yes, but now no.
Too dust.
Yes.
Yes.
It's good.
Fuck!
I hate cash.
Wait, I should be happy about-
This is what the new update is about.
Playing new maps.
Wait, why do I not like the new update?
Am I one of the-
One map Andes?
Bro, I want dust too, bro!
I want dust too!
haha wait maybe I'm maybe I'm part of the problem. Oh shit.
I ain't bad.
Seems both.
I wonder if I had a different sense in other games.
All right
Guys, I'm gonna own these guys all in on the prediction now you to chat on prediction
We have chat on prediction. We have to which and which we have prediction now open refresh if you don't see that five
What is his name?
Hello
Well, how do I know people have that thing like in front of your name like
live peak steam beta. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's my clan
Claw!
Claw, my Claw.
This had a little update.
Reaping news.
I didn't read it, didn't see anything about it.
Yo, why am I nagging?
I'm like rubber banding.
I don't want to reach the tree.
Now why am I rubber banding?
Hello guys, can you stop playing maybe?
What?
I don't know, put your stuff in a bush and I don't know.
That's a good.
You're a fuck a good.
That's right.
Ah, come on.
haha maybe you're right that's right that's right
come on
I'm pushing the false one right
I'm going to help take C4
I'm roping up at me
You're so laggy, you're my laggy.
Are you guys lagging as well or not?
Jowlahi is laggy.
This is not the game, the map fucked you up.
I fall in place, I'm lagging.
Thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna reset my game, baby
What I'll default I'll default why am I deal what the fuck?
You know all the four I
Like Autobot
My whole shit is like the service lagging the looks bro
This is the account get 30 kills like this bro impossible impossible
Why Dima was this for the Dima server I got you I got you I got you I got you
Hasn't shut for demon welcome back, bro. Let's hope that I'm not lagging anymore
She go keep going watch email
I have to force by China have to force by demon watching the ocean
All right, love me my love, even what do you think about that day, bro?
I'm sweating it's like hot in my room right now, right, right
You boost me guys
under now thank you watch this yeah thank you yourself no I'm gonna kill the enemy
throw my pal
you can't save there is no time
the
are what you
think you've also gone by the way
but it's been there was killed
I don't want to kill you.
Kill the terrorist.
Watch this.
My thing.
Silver.
Probably why you talk sick?
I
See as French
French people
Why are you toxic?
Are you toxic?
No, I got the entry
What are you going to do about it, huh?
Really?
Why is he so mad?
Why is he so mad
why is he so mad no no no guys don't get me started I'm the number one
rage-mater don't I don't want I can't do this I can't do this
I'll get banned I'll get banned
nah why is he so mad
nah nah nah tell me to be nice tell me to be nice
I don't want this to crash up.
Oh no.
I planted the bomb.
What am I watching?
I saw that spray this is not your elo
this is not my elo 2
were you talking to me?
Haha, you're a business guy.
Now I was talking to Perpley bro, I was watching him spray and he had nothing.
One magazine.
But then complains about me, like a kid.
Come on, let me look, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
What's up?
One ever?
Oh, gosh.
We're almost like, give you an ass shot.
Action when the wind's out, action when the wind's out.
Let me knock him.
One minute.
Smoking off so I can get into a bench,
five head in the chat.
I'm gonna play the wind shot.
Well, the only reason why you're talking
because you're dead spec tiny one play
who's the key
I also
shit
yo chat someone hold me back
someone hold me back
He gives his ass and he has a skin, I'll play.
Yeah, you're jealous? I have a job, you don't.
Ah, yeah, yeah, brother.
What's your job? What's your job?
A magazine.
Magazine?
No, uh, common.
What?
I work in factory.
Factory?
What type of factory?
I'm looking for materials.
Materials? Are we serious right now?
Yes, I am.
Like this over there?
Look where I'm looking, like that.
Yes, exactly.
In France?
Like nuclear materials?
Yes, in France.
Okay.
You think we have not this in France?
No.
Ah, okay.
I've been to Paris, you don't have.
My stupid.
Okay, okay.
Speak a little bit yellow.
Pepe?
How old are you?
25.
No, you're not.
What?
25.
Yes, 25.
What? Why are you so mad? I thought you were like 13, crashing out.
Ah, no, I'm French. I'm angry all the time, brother.
Oh my god.
I smoke cigarette all the time.
We fight all the time.
Damn, okay.
We are not a beach.
I already... look at me.
Press 1.
Press 1. Look at me. Press 1. Now press G.
Thank you, mate.
Ewww.
How much is this?
I don't know, man.
Someone gifted it.
I don't know.
Someone gifted it.
Oh, nice.
Sugar daddy.
How old are you, Orange?
21.
Ain't no way everyone. It's I smoke cigarettes, bro
Bro, your voice sounds rusty as fuck
Thank you, bro
Bro, I'm 21
What what happened to your voice?
But it's normal. What do you mean?
You need some long Cubans my friend
bro I do some kind of games but I smoke weed and you're smoking that zesty stuff
I can have a smoke if you want yeah yeah I'm a rubber band
This is my okay, bro. I don't like it
Cheap I don't like cheap stuff. Yes. I
Found it in thrice. I can tell
But you can take tour to kills with this okay, I don't know if I can
Feel like I play worse with the bad skin, you know
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
One red room, Luke.
There is a left one.
That room.
Nice, Josh.
Someone's got to teach only the cash smokes. What? I just did it.
I just did it.
do i buy an orb? i want to buy an orb
yo can someone boost me in middle please
i can
i'll try to get an entry for us
omg
I'm lagging!
One is flanking us.
Two are flanking us.
Oh my god bro, I lost my hope to that bullshit bro.
Fuck this map bro, fuck this update.
Let me play Mirage bro.
oh my god bro Jack tell me this shit is
so please bro this lags unbearable
though how do I show you guys the net
graph because it's disgusting net graph
what is the call bro SV net SV
Yeah, we can try and rotate
Good option
Guys why you have all three kill
I'm good on city side. I don't know what this other guys
I'm playing this game like 50 FPS or something like that.
Yeah me too.
My stuff is lagging.
I don't know why.
Oh
This is not just laggy machine is fully laggy
I'm sick bro, rubber man.
I'm sick.
Did I go for that gun?
Yes.
Ah, two metal guns.
Fuck this bro.
I'm sick and tired bro.
I am sick bro.
Metri and settings.
That's the link my whole life.
Oh shit, but that's a good one, he's strong.
What the fuck?
Guys, is my shit cooked or not?
What do I need to press?
Show Network Jitter.
Is that one?
Let me see.
Always. How's it look?
Now look Jack, now look. This should be jittery bro.
This should be jittery bro.
I've never seen this you will see you will see
I'm not a wife fight from streaming you think about wife fight. I'm not a wife fight, bro
I'm not stupid
Shies a man. We are losing
Need to buy a deal though like there's so much potential with me on the deal
Guys, is this server lagging for everyone?
What does top and bottom mean?
Bacteria Elo!
Yo bro, you know that I own these guys, like if I wouldn't be like jittering, bro.
Have you checked on your pet?
I ran out of half.
I'm trying to get one in here.
Nice try.
And that's me being nice.
You're by a king.
Bert, you sound 58.
Thank you.
You sound like you're 12.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, come on.
Shit.
Come on, come on.
I'm gonna go here.
Why that specific number?
Why in a pf you're 60?
Come on.
You plant medicine?
I can't, you don't cover a reserve.
I understood exactly what you said.
English guys, English.
I
Have both truck
No one you on come on site come on you bug you cockroach
Let's check that out, check that out, it'll give you energy, it'll make you say a lot.
Chet, he actually is a cockroach, look.
Dragon Lord, what the fuck?
It's a joke.
What's a joke?
French guy, what's a joke?
I want, uh, this repeat.
Well?
No problem, play it!
Play it! Play it! Play it!
Yo, PAPI! PAPI!
One thousand more years in the factory, you'll get one of these one, man.
Fuck is this.
Thank you very much.
Hey man, I have lost my again.
My friend, take the op! Take the op!
Okay.
Let's go. Come on.
Let's go!
In spot!
No, man!
There we go.
I received two or three friend requests. What the fuck?
Because I hold a dragon horse.
go be go be go be to die
let's get out
oh my god my flash was so good
guys do you see the lag or not I want you to know if you see it or not because
I'm not crazy am I this is the most laggy shit I've ever played in my whole
life
isn't my PC or is everyone lagging SV underscore excuses one bro this is not an
excuse it is so laggy right now like server lag not PC lag my FPS is fine
you guys I have a question am I the only one lagging on the server for me it's
like so laggy
anymore this is real life are you lagging too purple yes what yes I
lagging I don't know why you FPS or server lag like you're downloading
something in the back oh I have a full reason I'm a 50 90 but my
my shallow is lagging
what the hell bro
she is actually unbearable
where are my gloves? what the fuck is up with this game right now?
mid push
I'm done
I'm lagging as shit
I'm coming.
One may be bugged.
What?
It's last.
Maybe toxic.
Maybe toxic.
Just pushing together.
Nice.
Oh!
Sorry.
That's payback.
That's payback.
No way.
Don't.
I give you my RA.
No, no, no problem.
Please.
I drop your M4, boss.
drop your M for us
I drop you mine
thank you bro
very nice
it looks French
not the same crimes but ok it's ok
let's speak
maybe 3 or 2
speak
1 hp
1 hp 1 on you
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!
Act like I didn't hear him. Act like I didn't hear him.
3, 2, 1, go.
That was alright.
Ah, that was alright.
Silent reloads, they don't hear me.
Okay, I have to move, I have to move.
Okay, nice one for you.
This is counter strike guys.
Look at the score, look at the score.
Before it's over.
You have your M4, but it's actually not.
Look at the score at the top, before it's over.
come on. why that reload looks so weird? it's new, it's new. it's an update, it's an update.
you can now silent reload my boy. silent, full, silent, full. i feel like this is fucking
up my voice guys like my voice bands this is bad this is very very bad I have to talk less
city-sided we haven't lost a single round
careful eye there will be sounds
smoke out
is that a reload?
ok nobby, nobby, rotating
ball right
ball right
mid-dark
what?
There's one side!
What a f***ing...
One site and one new backside.
Go, go, go!
You have what?
me me me
no
going to make this
close down fake
close down fake
come on baby
yep yep
evil tactic
do I go up chat? I want to go up
let's ruin their week let's go flawless on CT
come on I want them to cry I want them to cry I mean it I mean it
I should say Carl.
But now the only problem with the bitcon chart is right, bro it's so you can see that I'm
jittering bro.
The big puss already.
I trust you.
You can, you can.
I may have already passed though, careful.
I may have already passed though, careful.
What, me too?
Okay, you can look out the window.
I'm staying here.
Run, mate! Run, mate!
Pass.
What am I hearing?
B B B! Rotate fast, fast!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, rotate fast.
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
That pissed me off, I'm not gonna lie.
My mouse also disconnected from the split second head, my whole PC is breaking while playing
this game, how are we dead ass?
Clutch or a game, I don't know.
Just call him Olaf.
Yeah, what the fuck, buddy?
Yeah, let's go.
Okay.
Let's try.
Fuck.
Yeah, what the fuck, buddy?
Yeah, okay.
Mmm, purple.
You were trashing us, and now you're 6 and 14, while being the highest rank.
Lock in, do it for France.
Leave it at France, lock in.
Step speed.
I can't do it with the lag, bro. I can't deal with the lag, bro.
I can't deal with the lag, bro.
fuck this why is my server lagging is my internet even your streamers lagging
no that's cat that's you bro upload is fine
if you play CS is it lagging for you like the server
getting my routing or something
nice like you see that jitteriness what is that it's unbearable bro every
shut his the lid
oh my god insane song
orange
how much is your salary bro?
how much what?
i wonder how much is your salary
Oh
I don't like talking about money
You're talking about
I think you're a traitor or like anything like that. I am a traitor
Can you just
I can what I can what you can give them one skin because radar you have a lot of
skins I'm a traitor I have a lot of skins yeah so you can give them one
skin for this match. What? What skin do you want? What skin do you want? Oh my god.
I have some graffiti. Depends on you bro. What the fuck is that?
Yeah, okay
What the?
There's a healing!
Yo, come on!
Come on.
Can I have a deal, guys, a deal?
There's a deal, there's a deal.
Please.
Si vous plaît, si vous plaît.
Si vous plaît, si vous plaît, si vous plaît.
One deal, please.
Okay, okay, I know my god.
Oh, take it, take it.
Thank you, thank you.
Sorry for shooting, sorry.
Alright, sir.
Come on, come on.
Shit, he was losing some music.
I sell my M4 for this T-Go.
What?
Dude, why am I sweating, bro?
It's so hot in my room right now.
I can't...
It's like my head is bought.
Oh no, well I fangled, I fangled.
Smoked himself.
What is this hero?
What am I watching?
Oh my god.
Oh god, what is this shot?
This shovel wasn't that laggy bro.
flashbang
fix my game after this guys
it is unbearable
I am not using it actually its just
it is so fucking laggy bro
like cheese
this
the orange where are you from?
I guess.
There is Turkish in there all the nicknames.
What?
There is Turkish things in there all the nicknames.
Oh no, my ex-wife was Turkish. I'm not Turkish.
I'm Turkish, bro.
You are Turkish?
Yeah.
Asim Bayerikar. You know what that means.
Say again?
Asim Bayerikar.
Don't shoot down.
What?
What?
Get me off, fuck.
Yo, fuck this shit, bro.
Fuck this shit.
I need to hide though, I need to hide.
Yo, guys, someone please turn on sheets.
We don't have sheets, bro.
Oh, I know you do.
You're outside of your... you can open the gate.
I've dragged her, I don't cheat on this account.
What about other accounts?
Do you work at Valve?
I'm actually lagging, I'm actually lagging.
I'm really, I'm a really bitch.
That went.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
NB.
Sound.
Oh.
Oh!
Two towards me.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What? What?
Okay, what? Wait, what's wrong?
Wait, no, no, no, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
I'm looking at the chat room while I wait they're not sleep
You're a German right?
How do you know?
Because your ex or my cat
My eggs
No your ex ex your friend
You know her.
No.
You better don't.
Come on.
Watch out, watch this, watch this.
I'm to the risky place, watch this.
Yep.
Nope.
Nice.
That middle, that middle, that middle.
I'm gonna blow it up, man, I'm gonna start.
Ah, I made voice.
Silent reload.
No, no, don't come, don't come, yellow.
I need me.
Oh, one B.
Ah, one?
This is a woodchip or two.
What do you mean bro, woodchip or rank?
Ah, old toxic.
looks like a war chipper
one is in the corner right here
guys they're rotating all the time
don't make noise green don't make noise
one hold for it guys
nice
nice
we're gonna win this
huh?
come on G
orange are you going to give a gift?
a gift? I don't think you deserve it
okay bro wait what I feel bad wait what what you say like that wait I feel bad
come on come on it's not Christmas yet yeah you might write down your steam and
I'll give you something on Christmas
I
Let him let him
Let him
Guys are coming in I hear them
Yeah, let's go a lot of help or low
He's also rotating but he's not winning
I get me out bro, all right, bro. Yo, did you hear me, bro? It's full silent, right?
Come to the city.
Middle.
Come on, 13-1, 13-1, 13-1, 13-1.
Yo, why is it so hot in my room, bro? Does this game make my PC go hard?
I can't afford...
They're falling, they're falling, they're falling.
Why, why?
game no one left the blue of last
the T come back so fast are you trying to waste our time with the timeout
You know
Do I go up chat things to leave up
Have to try
Even the scope is like
It was painful
We should sound early, hey?
What's this, what's this?
This is going in
Yeah, hey, sound, hey, hey, hey
Oh my gosh, bruh
Okay
Oh, shit
We are cooked
the j1 plz
hey bonjour hey bonjour hey purple bonjour hey
bonjour
bonjour no
bonjour no
we are cleaning up
the minyamon
the minyamon
french guys
alright
yo my voice hurts
i'm not doing that ever again
I'm never doing that again. My voice is fucked. What the hell?
Wait, did I not get that?
Guys I can't play when it's so laggy. Why is it actually so laggy?
If I do the very fine integrity can that help or no can that help or no
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm almost missed it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Is it my steam friends again, but I never had they shouldn't see us guys never
It was so laggy so laggy
Yo, it is too hot though this shit is frying my PC guys
Bro, it's like 30 degrees in my room.
How can I still see this guy when I'm offline?
Shise.
It's so hot in my room guys, it's unbearable.
What's your CPU? 9,950X3D.
Joe, did PCs used to be better?
I swear the best isn't always the best.
Because bro, I whipped out my old, old PC with a 2080 or something and bro,
it was that silent it was not producing any heat no coil wine no nothing because
if they have less power they like make less noise you know what I mean sure like
it my game may look a little bit better but bro those old GPUs they were like
they were a blast bro look alive that silent bro you don't hear nothing when
the PC is on lovely lovely I feel like now I have a fucking v10 bro
Oh, I
Didn't register is it bad as a pick. Oh my god, not cash again, please
That's mirage that's mirage ancient
Nice all right, let me quickly read you let me quickly read you
oh god guys I hurry I don't want to waste that time six seconds I'll be back
let's roll
the
death of
the
death of
corner corner corner
activating the bomb
bomb has been cleared
flank flank flank
nice green nice
bomb has been cleared
He's been defused.
Counter-terrorists win.
Oh, he's walling. Oh, he's walling.
Crossed.
of
the
death
of
death
It's not gonna happen.
Green!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Green!
What do I do? What do I say? What do I say? What do I say? Excuse!
What voice do I make?
You're still not here, fucking bitch.
I'm sorry
Yeah, we don't care man, then fucking don't kill
What why they so mean
oh no oh my god you will not make up for it
I said guys much I'm a select you know shots you will not
what was all about me how do I fix my lag bro how guys I don't understand I
don't understand am I on the wrong internet maybe on the wrong shit my
brain it's not lagging please stop PC boss all right
it's like super lagging can I switch the routing
No right my question
The 3v3 mode was not lagging for me this is how
let me go full screen maybe. Didn't that be it? More power, more data, more energy.
Watts.
Do I have green screen on? Oh my god it's a fucking green screen. Sally your shift.
We need to remember this shit. Wait no last time I didn't have green screen on.
Can't be.
I can't do any mistakes
I'm walking in B.
I'm going red, just go B.
He could be case, could be case. He's here.
He's right here.
Yeah, be clear, be clear.
Throwing a flashbang.
I'm throwing a flashbang.
Now we all are fun bro now we all are fun bro
I'm not even going to fucking touch my keyboard.
Thanks man.
Oh you have the time bro.
Yeah we should keep hoping.
Alright come on.
C'mon let me lock in.
Bro I can't do the deep voice again bro.
I'm trying to do something where it doesn't fuck up my voice, bro.
Come on.
Another round.
Another ASK.
What? There's another on me though.
Oh man.
One A side.
Oh my god! My heart flashed in front of my eyes. What's this?
One dead end.
I have a deal.
Check for Zeus, check for Zeus.
Where is this guy?
Probably mid. Play a donut or something.
Oh, this thing, this thing is good.
Guys, you wanna play with me after?
Guys, you wanna play with me after?
No chance.
Keep push me big what fuck did I do no chance
Oh my god he just speaks from the fucking...
Oh my god I saw him, I saw him.
He's up.
He's on.
Flashbang.
Go away, go away, go away.
Don't do that type of question.
How the fuck is that not a kill, bro?
I'd pop like reaction time, like don't f**k that ass, bro.
That is the best way to do it.
You will die.
I'm pressing.
I've got so many good offers on this team.
Close blue and yellow, y'all.
That's crazy.
Alright.
Alright, alright, alright.
Come on, come on.
I'm getting strong.
I've never played CS strong, I think.
Come on.
Worst voice ever.
You are the vines of chan- How'd I get up the vines? How'd I get up the vines? How'd I get up the vines?
Ummm...
I'll ask them some small talk, maybe.
After the round.
Oh, there's a guy next to me.
Thank you, baby.
Nice nice
Oh
Yeah, that's the lagging note that bullet was so delayed bird that bullet was so delayed bird was it not
So lucky bruh I swear the shit is laggy bro
Check out my bomb chat I made the sticker craft earlier today WL
I actually don't mind it in game. I actually don't mind it. It is giving the vibe that I wanted of a kjet set
L water water
On that a don't be with bomb rule number one. Give it to me. He is speaking with
Come on
Just open up, he's a little...
Ah!
What?
Behind you!
Oh my god, this fucking team...
In the back, in the back
Two or eight
I
Wait it is planted
When are they planning in Europe
Whoopsie
Oh
Nice baby
Nice, let's cue one more after we're doing good
This team is free
You're such a troll man it's crazy.
What? Oh my gosh no.
Did you see through me? Did you see through me?
Did you check my profile guys?
No, no, no, no, no.
great flash
what?
what is this guy doing?
that was a good flash
this one is not over
this shot is not connected right now
what the f*** is this guy doing
me?
no no no
this guy is actually mad chat
I
Now go beast mode now I go beast mode tell me to go beast mode I go beast mode
Bander what happened?
Showtime, baby
Please don't lag on me game, please don't lag on me game
I'm pushing KFN out
one more
one one
only one B
only one B
only one B
one is mid somewhere
mid somewhere
I don't see him
he is FHV
We are back. We are back. Come on, bro. We need to we need to finish fast on little
Bobra like this is this is this is this is this is let's walk in bro. Let's walk in
We should just wasn't
Why don't we see cats why doesn't he cats in my job
That's how you do it.
It's on me by the-
What the fuck is this lag?
What is this lag?
I swear I'm actually mad.
What the fuck is happening, bro?
Have we lost the plot why the server so fucking laggy right now?
Do you see it on my screen or not? I need to know when I shot that first off shot. The guy was teleporting, bro
Yo, yo
No, no, no, no, no
this is ridiculous bro chickens are making me lag bro
oh my god bro what keep your eyes open when you shoot your bra I don't know
You guys are right spinning right now. It is do you see the guy teleporting?
Like do you see what I'm seeing or no?
That's gonna let's go on the left corner. Let's go on the left. What oh my fucking god your shit
Maybe nice time
Yeah, I don't even know
I mean, he's clearly green, that's okay
Left, left, left corner, nothing like that
Ahhhh
Yellow-eyed kids
you are you're blocking everywhere you're playing dumb as shit
you're a troll man it's a fucking obvious
For the lag I'm trying
Watch this
The server wasn't lagging I would show him bro
He flashed mid
One mid right side and one A
One A
Mid mid
Mid
Two pushing mid
Like what? How we seeing this?
I'm so fucking done bro
The server is just not functioning today bro.
Oh god, oh man bro.
Holy fuck.
It's so laggy.
Oh we know the boss.
We have bomb, we have bomb.
Please tell me we're winning this game bro.
I just wanna get my chicken bro.
one HP, one HP
two v two
oh yeah, both, both, both
one HP, one HP
we just swing together, okay?
and one they come close
one, let's go!
they're both here
she has no bullets
I have no more bullets
what is happening?
let's move on, please
someone said buy 10 of them
Oh my god, I would show these guys if I had no lag bro. Oh my god
Please please don't like me, please
No one cash
No one to go, actually, watch me.
She's so nice to go.
Oh
Why you saying
Oh my god, I love you guys, oh my gosh, quadra killin' that guy
Come on
I'm on the wrong one right now I think.
Let's check out the stream.
one is dead, one is dead
one is dead, one is dead
one is dead
is it my chat?
motz, go down the only and bang all cats for one round
I'm on, I'm on
You can go back here
That's where
The scene is, the bomb
I want to eat my glass, bro
Oh my god, bruh
why is it lagging maybe coming from me oh Sally then I'm on the wrong one
Jack do I change real quick I don't think it resets my stream I try I need
to try you guys please don't know where I was they have to go I know I have to go
Let me try, let me try, I'll be ready, I'll be ready, I will be gone for like 10 seconds.
If it resets my stream I'm gonna cry, but I don't think I will be, be ready, be ready.
Pray that it doesn't, pray that it doesn't, after this mountain it should be fixed, be
ready.
Oh fuck.
He's lying, what the fuck?
He's shooting at me.
no are we back are we back are we back are we back baby
yo I think it's fine now it should be I think I was on the wrong one guys
Move it! Move it!
Everyone's ran at 5!
Oh my god, I think we're actually back.
Don't let me die stupidly now.
Oh, we're not back at 7.
Oh, that's a lot of kill.
Blyat!
Check, please!
It's so cocked.
I have to be careful.
Go away!
Look, go away!
Nice. Go go go go away!
Let's pack together.
Turn on telemetry to debug. What is telemetry?
Connecting to Counter Strike.
It doesn't leak my shit, right?
Which one do you need? Which one do you need?
Where are the network customers chat? Help! Help!
Go away please.
Show ping on. It's not my ping though. It's like...
It's like breaking the connection bro.
Does this leak my IP? No, right?
Mots? I'm scared.
I've never turned this on.
Talk to me, why are you saying yes? Why are you joking me right now?
We need your public IPv4.
Lul. Smoke, blend, smoke, blend.
It's fine.
All right, now fucking look at my shit, bro. I'm lagging bro
Maybe on this one, it's fine. Wait, I think I fixed it. I think I actually fix it look
Oh my god, I think I actually find oh
My
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
That's cool.
Now we have no loss.
Now there's no more excuses, bro.
Watch this.
Right flash back.
I think these guys are bots, like I'm telling you, bro.
Deploying flash back.
I'm back out.
Now it's off.
Two mid, two mid.
Slow reload.
of
What?
Easy man, easy one.
Why is he looking at me?
I was sneaky, beaky like.
Let's go about check, no, no, no.
I was lagging all game.
Fuck.
Oh my God.
Everyone say nice ride.
Or are you so lost?
No, you're lost.
Wait, he's actually winning.
no no i f9k i'm not going to go
yeah we'll put the round
yeah we can draw
i think i'm going to be muted
watch this watch this watch this
actually watch this watch this
You want to know something funny you want to hear something funny you only hear something funny
Come on baby.
He's always actually cheating.
He's fucking horrible at the game but he is cheating.
He's walling.
He's cheating.
He's cheating.
He's cheating?
So who is he saying is cheating?
Wait, me?
Did you say that I'm cheating bro?
Wait he left already.
Is he stupid?
Did he check my stats?
Did he check my stats? And he was like,
Yo this guy is so bad like...
HA HA HA
NUAH
He saw my
200ms
to kill and then he was like,
Wait! Egg!
Egg! Egg! Egg!
Egg egg egg!
YES! MAYBE!
THAT'S A GOOD ONE!
It has freckles on it!
That could be good!
That could be good bro!
My first egg! My first egg!
bro I want to hatch it right now bro
untradable reward consumes both of your rewards so you can only select one a
week bang you claim it it zooms in on it buzz alright you can click on it and
it will show hatch faster hatch faster hatch faster baby come on come come come
You can inspect it
Says pet by the way in the pet yet your act will hatch soon in voice somebody data-minded
It will take six and a half days for it to finish
Six and a half to seven. All right
Bro, I
Want to see what's inside?
Check do we know by the freckles?
Which one it is?
Or do they all have the same like freckles shit?
Let me see let me see
Guys I finally fixed my leg by the way, I hope you realize I would have dropped 30 bombs on those games
Type one if you believe I was lagging a shit on that other bullshit, but I was on VPN or something
bro badass badass, bro
Making me fucking crash out bro. Sally. We have to remember this
Just tell me change just tell me change if I'm ever lagging like this again
I know exactly what to do. I know exactly what to do bro exactly
How do I see it again? Oh, I can't
Do I play another one on O fuck
You're gonna play one more rush bro this new game mode. Let me see. I want to see how good I am without the lag in this
One game one game
It didn't fix it. I think it did bro. I think it did
Let's hope we get good teammates
But I need to learn accents I need to learn how to change my voice. Oh
No, my glasses are full dirty
Mods clean my glasses. Oh, no, I'm making it worse
No, no, no
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Mod's prediction?
Oh, no!
It is over, bro.
It's like oily.
Ah, here we go. Actually locked in.
Let me turn this Jetta shit off again.
After this.
I
My lagging
That was unlucky
There we go now I can focus now can focus
Anime equals suck up
of
death of
death of
death of
death of
death
oh my god this stupid ass mode oh my god oh my god we almost lost we almost lost
I just like her like you like it right you didn't want to talk to me but then
you saw my skin and then you talked to me you're a gold digger bro don't talk to
Yeah man
I have to go back man
You don't want me
You want my skins
NOOOOO
This is so fucked up
You shoulda made some sense to touch it early
What am I doing?
There was still like 30 seconds on it
I thought the timer would start like ticking down once you touch it once
Nooo
The AK, fuck my life, man.
Yeah, it's not yours, buddy.
Stop being jealous of my skits.
Come and scam it.
Come and scam you.
Haha, try.
My side of the sack is top notch.
Oh my fucking god, one pushing us.
One be three.
Ah.
Oh my fucking god one
one be three
this is why I was trolling bro
I was not on full screen
Rain, where are you from?
Hey, from the UK, you don't sound pretty much.
Touch it, touch it.
Can you say one bottle of water please?
A bottle of water.
What? You ain't British, bruh? I just checked you.
Your line.
Is that Erwin?
Uh...
Oh, fuck, you recognize me.
you're a skint
shi-sir
but was the voice good?
was i selling it good?
ummm
i mean it was obvious that it is
like a real voice
not my real voice
but you couldn't tell
okay wait this guy
like he's like the streamer
you couldn't tell right?
yeah yeah
okay good good good
are you actually British bro?
Let's do this thing, come on.
No man.
I've been here for about 20 years.
Okay, I see you.
That hurts in my heart, like Irelia.
One more.
What a nice AK craft.
What are some minigames that I can play while waiting for the round to end?
Do I have ADHD?
What are some minigames, guys?
What are some minigames?
Oh my god, that's E.O.A.
Ah, would you like my shit?
Good job, good job, good job.
Wait, you've been there for 20- how old are you?
how old are you 38 like me
guys he probably pushed our spawn through that fucking thing again
Oh
He could have slowly loaded nice
Why you got skins my boy good shit
I had like 10 came into you sold it after the crash after it
But look at our spot. This is majestic. What the fuck?
Like windows wallpaper
There's a bad angle bro.
What the fuck, with an MP9!
Nice bro, 9 HP, shh.
Get to the level
Your face level 11
10
Stop playing I've not played face it for six months
The game is not interesting anymore. I got stop in the update
Hope on Valor my bro. Hope on Valor
Not for my age
kill me kill me
yeah we need to lock in we need to lock in these guys are not good
drop the nade kid
my friend I have a question
have you found your wife yet
Oh, not yet, bro.
Oh, no, I hope it's not.
I hope it's...
Have you found your wife yet, my friend?
My wife?
Yeah.
Uh, no.
No!
No, man, I'm too young to marry, man.
Wait, but you have a Jeff?
yeah okay okay okay Jesus okay okay I felt really like okay good good good
but I'm tweaking up right now a little bit midlife crisis bro like I need to
lock in no I'm 28 I don't have to have too young man
I think I'll use the bathroom by myself and I was doing you I was used to taking
the bathroom you are on the bathroom when you were 28 yeah man my mom used to
take me to bathroom and I was ready what the hell
yo fuck this shit what the hell is this cross out bro you got the wolf let's
closer brother they said as a joke like he was still like in pampers when he was 28 you know
some of you all sometimes don't understand you gotta read you know if we get seven seven we
have to ram by the way have you seen have you seen the ram at before green how is it what have
Have you seen the the rare map yet? That's one rare map.
With the...
I don't know, is that a...
Oh my god, okay. We need to lose this round. Just trust me on that, okay?
Just try to lose this round, bro.
I'm gonna flash you.
No, no, no. We need to lose, bro. Please trust me. It's E-Stack. I wanna show you.
Green, please don't try to win. Please.
No.
Oh guys, it's east egg
Do you want to see a second? Oh
Okay, I'm not gonna touch them
My friend watch my friend. I'm sorry. We're gonna win this watch. There's one east egg where you only get it at 7 7
Look look you only get this at 7 7. You see
What is happening? Yes, bro. It's only at 7 7 don't fall down don't fall down
The map also
You can go right side as well. You can go right train guys. I don't know if it's good. They're all here
We own the tower by the way. We have to defend nice
Nice!
See them.
No! Not again!
Nice! 1v1!
Wait, it won't reach the point though!
He fell off bro!
Good job guys!
You're much loved dude, he seemed like he should do much love to you bro.
Do you collect egg?
yes take a take a
how why did you ask your kid bro he's like unsure if it's worth it
Louis you want to see the chickens in game oh yeah yeah
I wouldn't mind, I wouldn't mind seeing the chickens.
Yo, this playlist is insane bro, type 1 if we should save this playlist, holy.
So many bangers.
Let me see Sally.
Oh
Chat leak turn it Tuesday. Yeah, you're new. Okay. What is 2 p.m. CST false? What is CST?
There's no check what that is
Ah
And Sally can you send me the server on discord that's 2 p.m.
yeah check what to hop into what game do we hop into bro I see that energy
bro I want to do shit I want to do shit I'm gonna make a poll MCC it's not
No, no, no, no, two frags for that, I've had.
Sorry.
Witch.
Horror game.
Osu.
What else?
Loki only these two right now, I'm not gonna lie.
Body cam?
Did they update something?
I don't think so.
Denny, what did you say?
Spam it, Denny, spam it.
I can only see at the bottom.
No, I bet you're saying the most chalk recommendation right now.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let me see.
All right.
I need a good ass horror game, guys.
I need a good ass horror game.
Let's get spooky, mookie, bro.
Let's get spooky, mookie, bro.
Danny, I need you, bro.
I need you, Danny.
Danny has the best horror games.
I'm turning off all my lights, deal or no deal.
Bang!
Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
Ah!
All righty, it's showtime, bro. It is showtime, bro
Danny I need you to how long one hour
Wherever you're feeling whatever you're feeling
Let's go check I'm eating zigzag tomorrow, bro. I'm excited. I'm excited, bro
tomorrow spending like
All the day together, all our fury
Zigzag and I just chillin, just chillin
So tomorrow no stream, but I will be back for all the other days, bro
All the other days, sorry for like bad routine recently, man
But bro Zigzag is only here like one day you smell me. I wanted to stream yesterday, but I don't know yesterday
I was feeling like I
Don't know weird
Then he do you give me the game
Hmm
Regis I'm coming four months stop bro
EBS to most horror game I
Think Danny is cooking something right now guys so far Denny's recommendations have been insane bro
He always has good scary ones
But he's taken a long time right now. I don't know if he has oh
Oh, oh, I don't see any pop-ups
React to something
One mini says all right, let me check the discord in the meantime
We have a discord who remembers interesting stuff for stream I have not checked this
You know the meme where it's like
With a book full of dust. Yep, that's that, bro.
Ha ha ha ha, Exepis.
Alright. How are you so fast, Exepis? What the hell?
Welcome to the game too.
Denny will put something, bro. Trust.
What's this?
First Discord clip of the day!
He's playing the new game mode, Rush.
Nah, see you day, Sally.
Well, thank you, thank you.
The enemy team just mollied all themselves.
Wait, that's so OP!
You have no time to get there!
Oh my gosh.
What was he about to do?
Perro? Something with butt.
What's this?
According to Counter-Strike creator Min Lee, he worked with Gabe Nugol. Wait a second.
At one point, Gaben...
Well, let me just watch this.
Chad Min Lee, the goat, bro, the creator of Counter-Strike.
At one point, he got into Mongolian throat singing.
So in Mongolia, they have these throat singers that sing really interesting, just using their throats kind of thing.
And so, Gabe, he watched this documentary on them.
And he really got really fascinated with this concept.
And he started to practice that.
So he started to do this Mongolian throat singing stuff.
And he was doing it throughout the office.
And so basically, he would hear him kind of like,
try to sing with his throat as he's walking down the halls.
And I remember a lot of the people in the office,
they were kind of annoyed with this
because it's kind of loud, right?
And so he would just walk along the halls
doing this throat singing thing and he would do it daily and you know people would just start
closing the doors and it started to become quite a closed office and it was it was an
interesting time and so so thankfully he didn't do that for more than uh i think it lasted for
about five months at one only five months pro-cape noodle throat singing around the valve office in
Seattle. What the fuck? No, bro, it's going from meaning to meaning.
Going like, what the fuck? Bro, Min Lee, bro. Fuck. I said I do shit with Min
Lee, bro. I said I do shit with me. I said I have a business card, bro.
That he gave me at the extra TV Awards. W Min Lee, bro.
Bar right. Yo, what is CS, bro? What is CS, bro?
New chicken skins saw this. What is this? Could prime don't retake Berlin in 1945 with a with a K what?
Could hungry snacks eat the last super alone?
Could prime flames retake the Gaza what the fuck is this?
Is that a real fucking channel on YouTube?
Could Major MVP James save the financial crisis?
What the fuck?
Could Prime Minister defuse the Hiroshima nuke?
prime simple no scope chop
Of course it's German bro
You know the drill you comment your questions either the science and upload a video of course he's fucking German
But then our topic today is of financial nature
So I had to be super fast so I can upload this video before black rock or more than Stanley does
Of course he's fucking German bro. Why is it eight minutes of him analyzing if James could?
Fix the financial crisis, bro
what the fuck never know for sure unless Jane gets actually into offers
looking at you fat and ECB what is he doing bro what is this shit bro oh my
gosh what else 2026 new silent reload regular reload suck wait it's lower
I don't make sense 4 seconds almost double almost double hmm but you can cancel it as
well.
Love won't end this year guys so much so I had to recreate it please play with stream
here.
Monka ass I don't know if I can click that blah blah blah blah if they're planning on
doing ultimate please do not restrict it to only being normal you should also allow what
also have to offer the other modes I don't know really maybe I don't know what
like I'm right never played any of the other modes or thumbnail concept I don't
know I like raw thumbnails I like raw you know what I mean just like picture
try this up what the fuck what does the site call again bro what is the site
call again I gotta do my daily I gotta do my daily and then I gotta hatch my
eye can see us and then I gotta log into the night market check what skins I got
and then I gotta and then I gotta and then I gotta get my daily bonus on
Duolingo and then I gotta my and then I gotta go to McDonald's get my daily
coffee. Shice bro. Jeech. What's it called again? Size it up or something?
Ah, what's this? Today I'm not playing, bro. Today I'm not playing, bro.
International Space Station. I remember this dude.
No, I don't remember. It was another space station.
This is the Tower Bridge. This satellite actually looks big for once.
And it's a space station. Like, this is probably the bathroom. This is the, you know,
these are the bedrooms, one, two. Call me nuts.
Which means London Bridge, Tower Bridge, like this, the human being is walking around there.
Am I crazy? Suck. All right, next. Delete that. Hippotanimus versus Curiosity rover. Small.
or bro what is this bro I'm not a space scientist bro do I look like I walk
at NASA yes I do but I don't hmm I think same size bro the shit is pretty
massive now has to pick up rocks doesn't wait has to pick up rocks the wheel as
big as a foot think that makes sense suck it's bigger
crazy. American football vs. Vyli-Siraptor. Much bigger than the football. Much bigger.
What if he claws the football bro? What if he goes and plays around? Probably like this.
No. He's even bigger than that. Bro, this is actually hard. How are you guys getting
100 on this. Had as big as a football? No. Football is a small way. What am I saying?
This guy is even bigger. Eyeball as big as a football? No. Smaller, smaller. I'd say
like this. Alright, kill me. I'm gonna lose my goddamn mind. California CQCamba, finally
something that I know? Does the sea otter see slug, see cucumber, they're like at the
bottom of the ocean aren't they? And they're literally like a pickle, they're a pickle.
So a pickle is like this. If the sea otter would hold a pickle, if the sea otter would
hold a pickle. I'd say like this. If you would eat the pickle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This could be a hundred. What the fuck? Snooker table. I
I don't even know what that is, but it says 12 feet.
Where's the narwhal?
12 feet, that's double the size of me, roughly.
Don't make assumptions.
So this is two me's.
This is two me.
I need my pen.
If this is two me, so imagine this.
At the middle is one me and then two me's.
two people right here to to to to now well how well it's like this I would say
like he he does mark me with his like needle thing right close close close
close very close so let me do the one that actually matters pop culture
watch this Sonic the Hatshaw versus the Emmy statuette prime time Emmy award
well Sonic won an Emmy just remember the picture where you held it
Sonic large no he's not bro he's small he's tiny is he not
that's pretty big though prime time Emmy award is the Emmy as big as a Grammy I
I know how big the Grammy is, Grammy is normal size bro.
Grammy is just a normal award.
I think it's the same.
Which means,
Sonic is smaller.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If he would hold it in his hand, would it touch his hair?
Abs are fucking lootly.
Tuck.
Not a bad guess.
Is this the horror game?
Ah.
Yo, let me finish real quick.
Next.
The MIR cat, I don't know this cat, versus MasterChef Halo.
I've seen these in BBC documentaries.
I haven't watched Halo though, probably like this.
Just get me out, bro.
Just get me out, bro.
Godzilla versus USS Enterprise.
Star Trek.
I haven't watched Star Trek, but it looks pretty fucking massive.
What the hell?
Is it?
NCC 1701?
Probably like this.
It's like the Death Star.
Four Star Trek, I think so.
Something like this.
Oh, that killed me.
Zero!
Barbie versus Blastoise. Alright, Jeej.
How big are Barbies? Like this.
Yeah.
Sure. Am I bad at this, bro?
Charmander versus Kirby literally same size Mike's win. All right. No one kill me out out out out out
out. All right, here we go. Jab which one below rusted gods or herald gas station case?
Danny which one? Scroll? Ha ha ha, debated. Or should we play my account? You pick, what?
I pick
You are the lifeline support thing and the expedition into the unknown. Yep. I'm all in
That sounds nice that sounds nice
What was it called?
What what
I thought I got hacked.
Ah, it's coming guys.
It is coming.
Look at our internet by the way.
Look at our internet bro.
I remember getting 100 kilobits a second bro.
Sheesh.
Having to keep the PC on overnight to enjoy a game in the next morning.
if it was finished by then.
Is this good or bad?
Everything and anything will be at the at our fingertips at some point. The way that the internet increased will be as well with this AI fucking bullshit
whether you like it or not, right? That's what the people are saying at least. The people at the top. So I don't know man.
Maybe they just want to sell it. That could also be it. Maybe they just want the stock price to go up.
Hmm.
I don't know man. I haven't figured it out yet, but I'm close.
wow for that some people get even slower internet than this no way AI is
making everything worse yeah it's making us fucking stupid that's for sure we
don't see that yet but it will if you don't use your brain bro you if you
don't use a muscle it's gonna fade away you know what I mean that's why I have
this because I use it every single day bro I work for this you gotta keep your
brain fresh and bro you know how if you read like it's much more unlikely that
you get Alzheimer's and stuff that just you know that goes hand-in-hand if you
don't think at all imagine jeech jeech that's why I don't use a I got us in
baby below rusted gods are you ready chat we haven't played a horror game in a
In a bit brah. In a bit.
Three, two, one.
Can't be that scary.
Mods, title, YouTube Twitch, question in the bussy.
From South Games.
Use headphones for the best experience.
Chat everyone, put in your headphones.
Clean my glasses.
Type 1 if you have seen someone play this game before. Type 2 if you know nothing, just like me.
Because of course, it won't be as scary for you if you already saw it.
Okay, I see almost all 2s. W.
I hope this game doesn't crash my stream.
This game features an auto save function.
Nice.
You won't need that though.
You won't need that.
Auto saves are for pussies.
If you die, I'm not going to die.
Oh no.
Making a verse.
All right.
Here we go.
All right, here we go.
Hello, rusted gods.
Oh, I am a thing, I am a thing, I am a thing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We're back right, we're back right.
I said to trap the FPS. Classic. Classic.
Good soundtrack? Very good soundtrack. Catchy.
Sounds like a Minecraft song. Not worse.
Here we go.
I'll keep this all on.
Controls.
Sense quality needs to be low.
Is it too loud? Probably fucking is, bro.
English.
Alright, let's just go, show me.
Hard rate? I don't know if I have. Do you want hard rate or not?
I don't know if it's charged.
I swear hard rate doesn't even work for our games.
I'll put it on though, if you want to read my body, sure, let's get connected bro.
Everyone connect heart rate?
Why is it 100?
Okay, heart rate, not FPS.
More silent please.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm trying to figure that out.
I'll have to go to sound setting, sound mixer.
50 maybe.
Too loud for silent? Talk to me guys, talk to me, talk to me!
Stay too loud, right?
It's right there, what?
Good coms selly, good coms, good coms.
That's good, right?
Right.
Why are you sniping that bro, now I actually have to.
Come on, 3, 2, 1.
It's 2am at night.
We're in a fucking elevator I think.
Very nice from inside, so we're not alone, which is good.
I think that's good.
I think that's good, something with the drawings, nothing to worry about, a milk behind the fridge.
Can I open this? No, I don't want to learn some fucking note right now.
I'll change the FOV.
What do we have?
We have a table with a note.
Squad mission registry.
Zergate 224B, blah blah blah blah blah.
Some Russian stuff.
Recreation validation codes of the origin of the communications in doubt.
Where the fuck are we?
The next thing we shall toilet.
Closed.
Sorry, let me know if I have to put up the sound.
Is that a phone check?
What the fuck?
This is some alien shit!
Zagay, to control center, do your copy.
Copy that, commander.
This is the operator.
Received, operator.
We are ready.
Proceeding to infiltrate communication test protocol.
You should receive a call from each squad member.
Loud and clear.
Sounds like a bitch, doesn't he?
You should receive a call from each squad member. Loud and clear.
Sounds like a bitch, doesn't he?
Met unavailable.
Come and help me, Kyle. Now wait for the signal to begin.
Jacks complete, over.
Not speaking, ready to provide medical assistance any time during the mission.
Operator here, received.
Calendar contract complete.
We're ready to move forward.
Identity verified.
Communication put in function.
Over.
Guys, I only had one option.
I checked.
Report.
Operator ready to receive instructions.
guys only had one option I checked report operator ready to receive
instructions already begin to descend Roger begin to descend I have no time
time is money
What the fuck is this?
What?
Did you hear that?
It's almost a king of crack or something.
Alright, that's the sound, show me.
I guess.
HAAA!
What?
Okay, we don't go there, we don't go there, we don't go there, we don't go there.
push back by something
identity verified
communication equipment function over
blah blah blah blah
ah this is the chat locks a lot
if we need like help where we go
is it tape recorder?
water bottle?
pipe?
Oh, no, you're making me play the wrong game. You know me, bro. You know my ADHD
How do we decide
Such not a depth
Found a tape
Can I put that into the cam?
Clawed or something?
No...
Dimitri Snow, that tested Rada's consumption.
The proper value should be 7%.
Rada 7%.
How the fuck do I change the percentage?
I have to go back, terminal medical controller high voltage, controller consumption 5.
Ah, sounds like...
I guess I'm okay to first stop.
I don't know, is this like working a 9 to 5?
Like I just got thrown into a 9 to 5 and I have no idea what I'm doing.
Condition normal, alpha waves, blah blah blah, condition hard, looking good.
Is this the test subject to us?
Test, right?
That's shnatic.
Is that guy like working or something down there?
Okay, where was the next task?
I wish I had a flashlight or something.
Did you have a disc?
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
No.
The first thing that does not sort, one cut, she was hit.
Everything started exactly one year, three months and 30 days ago, around five o'clock
in the morning.
Everyone felt the cold when the cavity opened in the pit.
When I say everyone, I mean everyone within kilometers around us.
It's difficult to precisely determine the range, as it's a sparsely populated area.
We had never seen the cavity in any measurement.
instrument even now. I think we did something terrible.
What's the last message again?
What does he want us to do, what do we need to do?
Technical checks are complete, we're ready to move forward.
Ready to receive instructions.
Begin to descend.
How the fuck do I descend, bruh?
Camera recording this, whatever that is.
Diagram.
Personal communicator consumption 5.
consumption five
There's a flashlight back there
Where did you guys see the flashlight?
Operator duties monitor calls each button on the intercom is linked to a squad member
Monitor medical station check the status of your comrades prevent issues and report them immediately
okay with the machine access conversation logs located to the left in case you
forget important details nice use the radar on the right side useful for
tracking your comrades this location detecting any strange presence use the
radio and video feed located behind the intercom okay
There's no behind.
Radio and video flew behind the intercom.
Finally, always trust the administration.
Because I don't know if I can play this game right now.
Because I'm no ADHD shit, though.
It's maybe too slow for my brain right now.
Well, there should be 7% of what I achieved then.
What?
I think I can play this right now sorry like I was hoping for like a mentee you know like
give him like that. Denny I think this one is for another day bro.
I actually don't know like, why? This one just made me too much.
I actually don't know what to do.
Chat, skip on now.
Like I don't want to skip it but I think I can do this right now.
Let me call Sally. Let me call Sally. I don't give up yet. I asked my coach first. I ain't
giving up yet. If Sally knows what the fuck going on then easy. Let me see.
Yeah, hello.
Sally bro, you you you're following the game, right? What the hell do we have to do, bro?
Wait, incoming call, Sally incoming call incoming call.
Yeah.
Descent log access to the well.
Sally of the road has been activated. What the fuck, Sally?
Without incidents, the tunnel immediate risks have been detected.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sally, you get it, right?
Yeah, of course, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me too, me too, me too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Check in the log, always make sure.
Yeah, yeah, access to the wire has been activated
without incidental tunnel seems solid.
That means we can go through, right?
Probably.
I think we can go through.
Yeah, we can go through.
Yeah, we can go through.
Oh, I'm coming call Dimitri to operate our testing communication systems or systems remain
operational over okay I mean we're chilling so far we're chilling I think
we actually just have to like wait for them to call it's all chilling check if
the people are coming it's like five nights of Freddy's command center
medical and tech all looking good we continue the incursion in accordance with
the established protocol, suck.
I mean like hearing shit something is that you
I don't know I don't think so
How are we still alive?
This is loading slowly before it is loading.
Normal normal.
Both normal.
It's normal.
Mikhail.
Mikhail. Disturbed. What do I do about that?
Dimitri.
Am I Mikhail?
Normal normal.
Zagay Zagay.
normal normal touch the medic that guy was also normal right operation up their
progress toward the objective continues as planned no anomalies have been
detected in senior readings sense or readings monitoring equipment has not
registered any significant changes humane ma me we maintain constant
communication in the base. Sally, after you hang up, I feel like I'm being listened to by you,
bro. I don't know what you're going to use that for. I love you, bro. Peace.
Bye, bye, love, love.
Love you, Sally, belly, bro. With Adam Geach. Come on. So, what is he saying? Everything
is fine, right? Roger. Matt calling. Yes, a slight margin of emerald and dimitrius blood
oxygen readings. Could you very found the medical tunnel I left? On front of you, to your right,
if the values are correct.
Sure.
Operator, this is Mikhail.
We are advancing with caution and efficiency.
There's no cause for concern.
The operation continues.
Alright, buddy. Give me a second, bro. Let me check this guy.
You said check who?
You said Mikhail, right?
Can I stir up this chili?
Where's the Dimitri?
Normal, normal, buddy.
Operators, slight margin of error on Dimitri's blood oxygen.
Yo, I did, I did!
Uh, oh.
Yo, what did it say?
Oh, my fucking god.
I'll have to check again.
Oxygen level at last, right?
Oxygen, oxygen.
99.
Proceeding to recalibrate. Blah blah blah blah blah. Alright.
I'm not unavailable, that's fine.
normal
Operator reached an area where the tunnel structure has changed visibility has dropped
significantly due to a dense
Fogg, we're proceeding with extreme caution and increasing the lighting.
It might be a good idea to consult the rest of the team. Remember, as long as we're marked active on screen, we're always available for you to call.
Alright, I'm checking.
Chat, I have a question. I'm scared when shit goes down. How do I call them? Where's the phone?
Look at this.
With those, where can I just, aha, I can just call them.
Fork is not a problem the mission will seize without a delay.
The simple fork will not prevent us from completing our objective.
All right, boss.
Dutch, yeah. Let me know if you need anything. I need nothing.
It's the fuck fine. So far, it doesn't seem to be dangerous. We'll keep the masks on. Good, good.
Could be cancer. Oh!
We've read something that resembles a door, proceeding to transmit a video feed.
instructions check should you open on all
okay open or an alien door looks like
fuck it bro yellow why don't check the video
I
I
Digging down like
We're trying to find.
We're inside already. The mission continues as normal. We'll stay in touch.
2 AM.
All still on the screen. We're chilling. Oh.
I have some frequency readings on my device, but it's hard for me to hear them while I'm
here.
I'm going to redirect you to the received signal to your device.
Okay, let's hear.
The yellow light on the radio behind you should be on frequency five Roger
Yellow light on the radio behind you.
He said, which one, Chad?
Five?
What is that?
It's water.
Or some fluid.
It's like, your sink is broken.
I think I'm worried about it.
It's just water.
Body tripping.
I've had something.
It's been online, yellow line.
Okay, I'm gonna.
It appears to be some aqueous body dripping.
I can't distinguish the sound clearly,
proceed with the mission.
I'm not sure.
Oh, it's the fucking body water, bro.
I'll keep the transmitter connected.
It would be a good idea to check it frequently.
Sure.
What?
It's blood, not water, it's blood.
It's blood!
My prayers, company vigilance, all right.
I'm scared when a monster pops up over there, bro.
I don't like this calm.
the silence before the ambush. Commander should be fine, right?
Alerted. What? Okay, Chad, if Commander's talking out of his ass, bro, it's because he's
Let's fucking go on and say, give me a month.
Medic.
Stressed.
Okay.
This is that.
Give me three.
Okay.
Also noted.
Okay.
Nothing.
The door that opened.
What's that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
I thought it opened, was that?
In our room? Alright.
I'm checking. I'm not a bitch.
Hello?
Okay.
Lady?
Everything is going to be fine. I know you're stressed.
Open the door. I can help.
I think it's a ball.
Alright.
Yo, the game is not loud enough, bro. I swear this is scary for me, like, because my side is actually loud, yours is not.
No, no, no, you're not getting away with this shit, bro, you piece of shit.
No, bro. 100... Oh, 100 is crazy.
Oh, my God.
What now, huh? What now?
Hmm. Oh.
Do you know who you are talking to?
Oh, Rambo. Rambo.
Hmm.
Mocho ima Maria.
Net.
To edite let.
Ai shanat sha rai se postro semestre.
Sharan dak seru.
Cetri tu.
Tuoku.
Ai ambi sak su o sechit.
Po sak sov su vego par.
Merdi skep.
This is a real fucking language?
Or is this an alien?
Okay.
Okay.
Yes, I should be president, secretary of the men.
For proximity, it is safe to check.
So, look so, you don't have to go.
As you see, straight is okay.
Okay.
On your say, boss work,
it's good to solve more to find an optolo.
Don't shout that, but no, it's because the case will be serious over the stuff.
Obsess!
That's what I thought.
Shout call to prayer, Desani.
Until August is sore not.
What? What's in my chat?
Not funny.
82 sake if they take so far this is dish
Thank you sir for the be that broke the sex here. Yeah, come on
Let's check on her show me
Just wants to offer us the blood
Thank you very much
Maria I was listening to your podcast and
Fucking insane
Maria?
Oh my god, I thought I was scared, if that would have been a jump scare, I would have
actually pissed my pants.
Maria's is log files, subject stable, norm normlies.
Is this Greek? This is Greek, no?
Maria shows good performance in her maintenance tasks, no signs of fatigue or stress.
She's a hard worker, just like us.
Files of preservation of erratic behavior, Maria reports trouble sleeping.
No, just like the other one.
Mentioning recurring nightmares, still functional tasks.
So I don't get nightmares anymore. Am I cooked? Is that bad? I don't dream anymore for like years. I had
I did have some dreams recently but for a long time I had like no dreams, bro.
That's bad, I think. Confusion lapses observed during her shift. Maria starts talking about
shadows in the hallways. Is she insane? The psychologist is signed. Emotionally unstable
state. It was just a month later. Reports of growing anxiety in episodes of Paranoia Maria Express is
fear of being watched. Subject becomes aggressive when asked to take medical care. Decisions made
to proceed with experimental intervention. N14 as a last resort. Seven days later experimental
procedure approved. Maria transferred to containment area for pre-evaluation. Syiatric condition
continues to deteriorate. N14 intervention completely. Results are still uncertain.
Such behavior under continuous observation. So I need to close my curtains bro. I feel watched.
Like Maria. All right. Let's see. Let's see. Don't say I'll wait bro. I don't wait. All right. Here we go.
Well, let me have this goddamn figurine, huh?
What?
What? Is that blood in apple?
Apple, that gives the doctor the way, am I right?
Ha ha!
Splatter.
was that there before? I think so. This place is falling out.
oh my yo yo hey hey hey yo yo you piece of shit thanks for the five I mean mr. TR
predator oh commander we continue to send our report back soon over Roger
Roger
I'm still alive
Yep, yep
Sure
Just five, right, surely.
Commander, he said everything is fine continuing.
is he fine in the head? No. No he is not. Commander first. Requesting instruction.
I have to listen to two. Left or right? Oh fuck what I know. Chat left or right? I don't
have camphor touch. I would say right. If the commander is here. Oh, there's a dude on
the left. He should go left. No, we're trying to find something right. Do we go to the thing
or not and he needs to help the medic anyways yes go left boy you got this
let's check with him first excuse me operator but I feel like we're at
interfering with the divine will opening that door was a mistake perhaps we
should abort the mission or hell no
receive we must keep moving come on yes yes come on come on stay on course my
G I'm happy about my job. I'm just chilling in the office. Check your weapons. We can't expect a company
We can expect company any moment. Oh what?
Check left right left
Bro fuck that monster up G
Matt
Guys, this is what you mean with map, right? I see the monster. I see it. What's that another map?
What map do you mean?
Oh!
Is that the monster?
I don't know what you mean with map, am I crazy?
Next to the radio.
Oh, this.
Oh, oh, oh.
How are you talking about this?
Fuck, do you want me to do with that?
Oh.
our first our first decision right which means where are we right now are we
still at the dot
well I can't do your best this bro but I think we should run into the monster
bro fuck this guy up my G right we're trying to find something bro
of
the
It's fine, the longer it's not fucking dead, the monsters still chillin'.
Oh, commander, commander.
Something is wrong, Chief.
The waltz are watching us.
Something moves in the dark, operator.
We are not alone down here.
Soldiers, fall back!
Get out of there!
What?
We're trying to find something, no?
Am I crazy, bro?
Some explorations need sacrifice.
Oh, not me though. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What am I hearing?
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're not going to sleep?
Or do you want to go to bed?
I don't know.
I don't want to go to bed.
I don't want to go to bed.
I don't want to go to bed.
I'm not going to sleep.
I'm going to sleep.
They sound so different.
Now she's all day, I can't sleep since last week.
He's gonna go to the profane
BOOM
I'm gonna die
PIPC, come to your court
to talk to
sp-sp-sp-spaxi-pa
Shabo channel, tipsy, needy, ah, macho
What?
more VC, rush of the point
She's still making us growling.
Is she pregnant?
She's a factor, doctor.
what the fuck was that you let us thread into nature no bro and exploration
into new discoveries for our company this isn't a damn drill I saw it stick
shizer bro okay we had the wrong goal I thought we were aligned on that I think
we managed to escape but who's here with us give us a few minutes
My bad, not bad.
They're chilling though, they're chilling, they're chilling. One's house gone, one's house gone.
Is it there though?
Nothing.
Also commander doing now.
All set to action. I hope medical supplies won't be necessary. W.
keep my face on my hand stays on the weapon good good good we trust you but
please be careful all right guys okay okay I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up
next time we don't lead them into danger right if there is a next time
hopefully not hopefully not commander alert it that's all fine
I want to see the end of this. What is the monster? Is Maria the monster? No.
Stressed. It's fine.
your weapons we can expect company any moment all right
now what?
good breathing
Now what baby?
Got some chess?
Ooh, if they have still time afterwards, if they haven't beaten, I'll join after, I'll
join after.
Like once I'm done with this.
Like I'll try to hurry up.
Like I'll try to hurry up.
Shouldn't be much longer, right?
Oh!
We keep moving, advancing with caution.
Things are very different here.
It's clear these information are natural.
I know it sounds strange, but...
There are whispers, whispers in the walls, everywhere and nowhere.
It's impossible to understand what they're saying.
We're on the second to play.
Oh shit, chat they're doing how many people need it to beat to beat Gotham chess.
I may have to put this game on hold bro, if I'm second, let me finish it afterwards.
They don't know deal, they don't know deal, like Ludwig asked me.
When do they start though?
When do they start?
I don't think I would be needed though. I think Junko just won't be once him though.
Should we smash Junko?
So you can blame, you can't like...
Wait, it's only 10?
Either outplay somebody?
We're not going to beat his ass, what?
And Magnus is the best player to ever play.
Chat, does he have 10 boards at the same time?
Then we beat him easy.
But if it's 10 brains combined, bro,
Bro, get one million streamers when I'm beating his ass.
There are symbols of a writer, symbols on the walls,
and in the cypher of a language.
But they're insulting us, mocking us.
I'm not afraid of you.
Do you hear me?
Stay calm, the symbols, what do they say?
Can we see them?
We can't.
What do they say?
What do they say?
Mort's bandwagon said, check audio channel 8.
trying to waste my time your piece of shit bro why did i even believe that oh my god
wait did you just show four on my tweaking
What?
What?
Commander?
Where am I?
I don't want to check I don't want to check. I
Don't want to check let me just talk to the guys. I can't take this place anymore. It's like an nightmare
man did you see that what did you see what are you seeing that's now do I go
I'm going, I'm going.
Do you see a red dot on O?
He saw death in the darkness.
The walls are changing as if they were alive.
Now if there's a play, I'm just gonna go and clean my pants, bro.
I need to go to the toilet.
But I gotta keep playing.
Good to know you're staying focused.
Get your squad under control.
Yes, it's like...
Time to lock in.
I'm playing, I'm playing the chest.
I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing.
Demonstration should order an evacuation.
We're in imminent danger.
This is madness.
So let me know when it starts the chest thing, please like once Jinxie starts playing his first game
I need to like hit the toilet and then get ready, you know
We're rats in a trap
Evacuation denied stay calm. You're highly trained. Yes. Yes. Come on
And you stop I
Want out tell them to get us out of here tell them we want to live
What was that?
Yo yo yo yo I didn't do that before
I don't know this horror game bro.
Operator, why did you send us here?
What is this place?
Parament is clear, keep moving.
Chill in.
Chill in.
my hands they won't stop shaking this is too much y'all this guy needs to lock in bro
the voices are saying things about us
one of the same
next in chess okay after that already after that really
it said it saves right it said it saves right
when the finish off a little after that we're ready for chess
uh...
If it doesn't save throw, then actual GG. Then actual 07.
So I exit, right? Last save, 14 minutes. What does that mean? Like at 40 minutes or 40 minutes ago?
Better be, better be at 40 minutes. At 40 minutes. Oh my gosh.
I'll just keep the tab open.
Clever or not?
Smart or not?
Smart or not?
So we just have to beat the Gotham chest real quick, bro.
Just real quick.
Suck.
Suck.
Suck.
Suck.
Sorry for that.
I thought we would be done with Oregon before that.
me log into chess.com so I'm ready. Oh no, I don't know my login. What the fuck is my
login? Wait, you guys kept sending me friend requests and I kept getting emails. Which
She my Lizard ah ha
You piece of shit a low key saving my ass right now. All right, it's this one
Suck suck chat. Do I have a minute to go to the toilet? I hope so
Oh my god, I need to...
You can't see my screen, right, that's some chop.
Eight, six, three, nine.
Oh get me into my com bro.
Nice!
I'm in.
Oh yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
Alright give me 60 seconds to move back bro I need to hit the timer real quick.
I need to hit the timer real quick.
Oh yeah, I'll tell you in a second what's going to happen.
I'll tell you in a second,
I'm going to explain in a second, right?
Type one if you understand already,
type two if you don't.
Six seconds over back starting now.
More change channel YouTube Twitch.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm turning on the lights on, chat I don't understand what we are about to do, we're
going to see how many streamers it takes to beat a chess pro, Gotham chess, but is it
He has to beat like, I don't understand.
I mean, I'm about to see.
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Let's go.
Goon break?
No comment, no comment.
No, no, no, no, I actually got myself a drink, guys,
to lock in.
What is the one CS Pro, bro?
That plays chess?
What does he drink?
He drinks Coke Zero.
Mm-hmm.
it is time to lock in bro hey I'm not playing no games bro y'all need to
close this game I need full FPS while playing chess
I use the main menu answer progress yes
yeah fuck up please don't tell me I fucked up also what the fuck is this why
Why does that have a, what, like more?
Ah, for an extremely long time, so.
Chad, can someone explain what we're about to do?
Would you ever get out of the room?
There's a very, very, very small chance.
Does a draw get you out?
Well, then my chances are higher, but no, probably not.
Levy, my brother, you just hung your queen.
Actually, I hung my knight.
I was too busy talking, and I blundered my knight,
but my queen was not a blunder.
Man, talking and playing is...
Oh my God.
Levy, you can't be acting this nervous right now.
This is the 1v1.
Yo, is this connection lost?
Oh, oh.
So W. Levy, before organizing this,
he asked me like yesterday and, no, today.
And like, DM's like, yo, do you wanna join this?
I was like, yeah, sure, bro, if I'm around, I'll join.
All right, let me quickly like, see if I'm good right now or not.
If I'm hot, if I'm hot.
Come on.
So I'm gonna hit him with the hippo.
I'm gonna hit him with the hippo.
I'm gonna do the same to him.
I'm gonna do the same to Gotham.
Wait, it's our time already, Ludwig.
All right, all right, you win this, bro.
Oh my, yo, my warmup was putting two pawns forward, bro.
Shice
All right, let me check this card
What the fuck
Do I jump that?
Yeah, I'm not chimed in bro. I'm just gonna join the call. No, you're I'm scared of another like awkward moment
I'm just not gonna speak let me see
10 hours a day what are you talking about? I wasn't there at that time
Okay, that's me. I had to go have children. I know actually real time
Did you get the chest for babies book I sent you can start training them?
That's my book yeah
You gotta try them yeah
But jokes aside that was a little fucked up that they got you out of Paris before we could play everybody was like
Oh Tyler was here Tyler was here, and then well you're so what fun will play today?
You were a minute and a half down against Jinxie by the way
Easy you're not bad by the way, but I'm just saying dude. What the hell like yo you guys say to
like I'm some rock like guys and also I'm the first guy to go in this I know what that
means bro I'm like a lamb to the I'm the first I just think I think he wants to extend
your time in the video Jinx he knows what's gonna happen with the viewers check more silent
or more louder let's go from is is is honest to God Jinx I just like watching you play
chess it's like the only got them chess videos I watch is when he analyzes your gameplay so
Figure if you guys do that's so not true. I put a lot regardless. He watched all the recaps of his own games from the potchamps
Okay, you here. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, why you say oh god, okay?
Like well lock in for this. That's why I'm here. Well. We got this shit. Come on
Okay, all you gotta do is ready up and he's gonna be one beat two in us, bro
Did you click the website and log in with twitch? Yep?
See okay. Did you come close to beating him in the one-way one?
what do you think yo only do you think the coughing baby defended the night
you didn't ball what do you think bro no I got destroyed I took like three
pieces guys when's the rematch when's when's the rematch for me after this
I'm Hannah down bro all right I think I'm in
press ready to get in connection loss but now I'm back three two I think it
was less leak proof that I thought oh my god we only wait now how do I watch
Onay Ludwig, I see it in the bottom right
That's it you're playing also. I know I know but how do I like watch him though if I want to
I didn't want to write all right, okay
Bro, he's just gonna I gotta do a different thing. I'm gonna I'm just gonna do boom. What do you got now?
I mean, I changed everything
throw them off with new ideas.
Yes, don't play like a 400 elo player.
I've listened to one thing.
Magnus Carlsen won against chess AI by playing anti-chess AI.
You have to play not like about just make weird moves, bro.
Make him think.
You're right.
I'm going to do the weirdest stuff ever and just see how levy processes it.
You're levy, you're about to play against a zero elo player.
so what has changed ball right on it what about the night what's going what's
going on wait only I'm beating Levy only on a right actually I'm not even
kind of like I hate him with the weird moves bro he doesn't know what to do
suck
right no I'm actually not on a I'm losing on a I'm losing wait I'm fucking up
What?
What?
Ah, bro, this is so stupid.
Ah, I'm in a weird spot again.
Oh, come on.
What's up?
Yo, come on.
Make sure the chat isn't emoting only every time I'm in a match, please.
Are they going to help?
Bro, they're going to try to help.
Bro, Levy, do you see how good that move is that I just did by the left?
That was a great move.
You got out of the danger.
That was nice.
Because of that move, Levy, I protected my queen and my knight.
Yeah, that was great. That was yeah, let's move whoa
Wait, wait, I'm up a pond on this. No, I'm not. Yes. I can
You make sure that you're always always castle bro
Bro, I know that be Tommy that like day one. He taught me that did you castle?
No, I'm still trying Godly. I'm wrapped up like a gordita over here. I don't know like I can't go here
I can't go here at cheesy
Cheese
Wait, did I move my king? Why can't I castle levy? Did you cheat? What's happening?
You're probably not castling correctly
Move it to square two squares not three. Oh, no. Yeah, maybe cooked. I'm gonna be cooked
Don't move it on to the Rook move it two squares over you see that. Oh
Oh my god, uh
It's a gambit chat. It's a gambit. He wants me to mess up my structures. Oh my gosh
We're having chest in a bit bro. I can feel it like this is bad. Oh
Bro
What are you done already?
Bro, this is just a bully. This is cyber bullying video, bro. Like this literally just
No, pretty soon it'll be me getting cyberbullied.
Oh, Levy, I just don't know what to do.
Levy, please stop, bro.
Just like chill, Zaddy.
Oh, my gosh, he's back again.
Levi, when we blunder, can you call it out?
Like, do you see it on Instagram?
Like, if it was good or bad?
Yeah, I can do that, but I don't know who Levi is,
but I'll let him know.
Wait, what?
Leave my chest. No leave I
Yeah, Levy it's Levy. Oh, sorry
Confidence I'm really bad with pronunciation. Sorry, bro. Yeah, don't worry, bro
But I cannot tell you when you blunder
Okay
Shit
Yo, Max Verstappen
Yeah, from like 15 meters away, bro. I took a video of him. Yes
Did Kate like, but did you shake his hand though? No
Or was that cage real that was casual?
Bro, I'm just I don't know because I'm down seven materials. Oh that was bad
It was bad, but but the position was a little rough. Oh my
I'm cooked. I'm cooked. I'm cooked on a you're still fighting them though. Good job. I mean
I think I just wasted three minutes, bro. I'm not gonna lie like doing nothing
Yeah, this is this is
Wait, oh no, you survived well, no, I did not but I was at 120s. We see I think you just move faster, you know
now. Bro, I just don't understand why you just break us down, though. I mean, you play
it. I play this for a long time, you know, bro, but you just sort of like you sort of
just break us down here, dude. Like, so once they start adding players who have a lot of
experience, games are going to go longer. I'm going to get fatigued and then I'm going
to play fast and uh i might blunder one of you might beat me so i'm hopping in i'm hot come on
buddy come on buddy we got this love love love you're clever we got this thank thank you guys i
used to be i used to be very high rated i was 1250 1250 when i was born 1250 now levy this will
probably trigger tyler but if you played tyler a thousand times in a row would he ever be you or
No, yeah, I absolutely would just everything good. I know I knew he's gonna be to your trolling for first straight
Tyler learns at a higher level than anybody on the planet. So by game
999 he's gonna be a higher rating than you
He's right. That I mean one rated. He's you're right, but he'd still lose rated
No, I know
You're just so extensive you will you will never be in a one-on-one game
So Ludwig I have a hypothetical question. Yeah, you think it's gonna be one of those things where like when if we do beat him
It'll be like all of us beat him at the same time or just one guy problem. What the fuck are you doing?
I think what's gonna happen is eventually he's gonna succumb to his his like brain like brains are
Weak, you know, I mean, that's why we got computers
Yeah, what are you doing levy?
Sorry
Wait guys, aren't we like much better off if we all insta move so his timer starts going down
We're wasting our time idea for him to think
You might you might get destroyed you might make some big mistakes, but you can try bro
I feel like we're doing the biggest mistake
He does sound a little nervous
Super nervous
Feel like we're doing the biggest mistake if you if you move in two seconds. It's the quality will show
He will eventually lose on time. I think that's true, right? Yeah
I mean, Lutz already, Lutz in the worst position, by the way, and he has a higher rating than he's given to me.
Not weak!
Okay, let's...
No, I'm doing... I haven't lost a single piece, he's exaggerating.
That literally means nothing, but that's...
That piece is going for free.
So take it!
This is fine, though.
No, it's not, there's a...
Rook.
Guys, I think I'm beating him right now.
Tricky.
I've gotta actually think about what he's trying to take, and then I'll get...
Think about what he's trying to do.
What are you trying to do, bro?
It is kind of chess in the nutshell, you know
Love might have got me
He might have got me
Wait, but like a leg lover is beating you?
Maybe I'm up. I'm up one pawn right now. Oh, what the hell?
That's not bad I got a I got to focus in you know
Guys I might win you holy fuck absolutely not but
How are you evaluating his moves while moving on my screen? What am I playing you Levi?
Yeah, it's me. It's me. I'm here. I'm here. What is the
Guys remember to castle remember to castle always. Yes, that's a good calm good calm castle queen side queen side
What are you trying to do with that pot? I mean, it's so obvious
Let's do it great.
Let's do it great.
He will lose, but he's doing great.
I see it.
Levy, do you see it now?
Do you see it now?
I'm looking at your guys' boards.
If you zoom in, you can see the spectator boards a little better.
I gotta say Jinx is also doing very well.
Oh, no, you're so low on time.
Good comes Levy.
Yeah, bro.
I'm just focused on your guys' discussion, bro.
I'm trying to like chime in, you know?
Bro, Levy is moving against me in like one second guys. I don't know how he's keeping track of the pre-gorns.
Yeah, they coded it so that I could see when it's my move obviously, but I mean it's not Hax.
Wait, this is good. No!
Leave how you're pissing me.
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry bro.
I'm so annoying.
You're good, you're good.
Jinxie's playing the best.
What?
You actually mean that?
Yeah, 100% you have the best position everybody else has lost and you are doing very well
Thank you, bro. Good shit. Good shit. JX
I
Think trading might be bad because it makes the position less complicated, you know, bro the whole game is bad
like it's
There is no advantage
You can I I promise
Oh dude let's discuss our stratagems. I just want to kick me out of the VC. I just want to
make a bland out once. I think trading is good honestly because...
What is my decision? What are you doing Levi?
Sorry. Oh I see. Oh my gosh. No I think trading is good.
Levy I feel like I have you on the ropes bro. Yeah you might.
We're even material we're even material right now. I'm not even kidding. Oh that that pawn's kind of scary though
I'm getting um, that's he's class 15 on the material wait a minute. Let me you just hung
What I hang my bit my dish up
Wait, but am I hanging checkmate?
I don't think I am wait. How do I defend all my pieces at once?
Bro you'd be pre-moved what the fuck
What oh
I think I'm hooked. No I bottled that bro. I thought I had Levy dead to rights. I actually bottled that
Yeah, I did I did catch you oh my so smart. I'm dead guys look in you can beat him
Can we backseat on oh, can we can we backseat on
Of course, yeah, what do I do here? What do I do here you watching? Yeah? Yeah, a lot of our tonight. Oh
I got my night. Yep. Thanks
Jinx is up
Who's alive still a lot of it?
I was still up. I think I could win this one. I think
That's right, bro
Shit
Okay, we need to bring in oh, it's time for it's time for erub
Okay, what's erub rating?
E-Rub's one good one cake. I'd say wait
What the hell he got a lot better yeah
Be Tyler is everything fine now. Okay, three years ago moron. Why'd you say like that?
Let me do that. Hold on. It's your brother. I'm trying to glaze him
Bro, that's good
Yeah, I'm not bad. I forgot my opening chat. Come on Eric. You're up. Click the link hop in. You know how it works. Yeah
Yeah, I'm ready
Yeah, when you were kids, did you ever punch Tyler in the face?
Yeah, so the last time we got in a fight me and Tyler was I was a freshman in high school
And I had a negative KD on his halo reach account
if you got mad at me and started yelling at me, so I punched him.
Oh, now, okay, what did I do?
But I made the board pass, but I can't remember that, but.
I can't remember that, but.
You're a real gamer, dude.
I don't remember, dude.
I don't remember what I did.
Yeah, we got in a fight, and you got grounded.
What, were you asset-reached?
Were you that bad?
Oh, I remember, man, I had a 2.0 KD.
He just wanted his 2.0 KD so bad, he thought everybody cared so much, but nobody gave
a fuck.
I used to make fun of in high school because I had a less than one KD on Codd.
Yo, who's the better gamer?
Europe or Tyler, and be honest.
One question is, we did a Brovers pro three years ago.
Hold on, what do you mean by that?
Bro, he's a five rule talent.
I think Tyler's better at certain games, but I think E-Raw's better across the board.
Exactly, yes. All around gaming, I'm better, but he has like two games and he's like...
Eric! Eric, we played three years ago and you beat me by one game.
I played five different games guys. Let's focus. It's not sorry. It's levy. I'd love to guys come on
Tyler Tyler, I love you. I love you. I feel free bro feel free. Yeah, I'm a same-year guys. Good luck. Okay. All right, look in
Bro, literally just make levy work for your pieces, bro. Yo, don't wait away
Play defensive. No, like do a crazy defense like hippo defense or something
Keep I think he pees on the board and move quick move quick. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Yeah, just bro
Just really lock it down build a castle make sure to castle and just move fast suck. You can't attack. Yeah, build a castle smart
That's rather human right now
Bro, I need to stop doing this car come like good God. He just has the counter. How does it work again?
I mean, what do I do about that every opening I do he's gonna have a kind of like this come on
What do you do it wait what Levy am I doing the hip-hop I watched your video on time, but I forgot
Well, I don't I don't know I don't know but it's very it's good. It's good destruction. I like this
Okay, I like
All right now, let's get nice and fast
Levy
Can't castle
I'm so washed at this bro. Oh my god, Levy. What's up? I'm done doing the caracom because you just
You had pushed upon every time. I'm done. That is that is a thing that I do. He am
I'm actually freaking done
Oh my god, bro
No, it's a trap you're trying to use your bishop you
I like I like that you said that like set okay, but that was that was pretty
It's pretty nice
What you are supposed to be the good one
Bro, I haven't played a long time
He brought you just talking about good. You are you got maybe you are not 1000 you know, bro
About the first one to get made it. Yes, bro. Yes. That was a warm-up game
Hey, bro, E-Rom, what the hell, man?
Did Big T play on your account?
No, he did not.
Levy, do you want a queen trade with your boy?
Fuck.
No, I rejected it.
Sorry.
Bro, how does let like, oh my god.
I don't understand.
Why can't I take a single piece?
Yeah, this is bad.
That was a good move.
What the?
Bro, let me use your chance.
So does the collab still go if LUD gets a draw?
If you draw, we have four games.
If you draw two games, you lose.
So have you still made another game, Gigi?
I don't think it's time for a pity draw, LUD.
I got to beat you.
OK, fine.
Gigi, it is what it is.
Opening up this.
Oh, OK.
I got to slip it in his pocket here.
Bro, Levy, your palm structure actually turns me on, dude.
I respect that.
It's your role.
Oh my god, bro.
That's actually a good move.
Bro.
I have him in check right now.
What?
He did have me in check.
Lovik!
He did.
He did have me in check.
That is a thing that happened.
Yep.
I'm slightly humiliated.
It's Lovik.
You're winning?
Lovik?
I had him in check for a moment.
He was, well, I had you in check, Lovik.
Let's not say no, no, no, so quickly.
You did have me in check.
Wait, for realsies?
Ladi on same, bro.
I'm not going to say no.
E-roll, watch Ladi gameplay.
Watch and learn.
Sorry.
I think this is made.
No, no, I can check.
Guys, you're all doing great.
He's hit three minutes.
It's actually, this is so big, actually.
It is big.
OK, GGM out.
Thoreau, Levy, I just took your night.
I just took your night.
You did take my night.
And then, maybe I could do this?
Mm-hmm.
Ooh-nah-nah-nah.
Fuck, baby!
If you put your hands in the steps you will sit tonight.
Ooh-nah-nah-nah.
Yo, Jinx is locked in, man.
He's playing very rough.
Like every game, every game, has been what?
Oh.
I didn't see that either.
jinx last survivor two rounds in a row
brahams playing defensive and smart i think
out
you have a new chapter
that's what i don't want
look at what he just did
boom
exclamation of disability what the fuck
yo hey come on we lock bro we lock we lock
next game we lock in next game we lock in bro
oh my god
i resign now
he just faced it
he just faced it
How did you resign?
It's in Queen's Gambit in episode two.
When you lose your queen like that, you resign.
You resign now.
Yeah, you resign now.
Fair, fair.
Good plays, baby.
I don't know what to know.
Still alive.
OK.
We're joining us.
I hope Magnus.
Come on, stands.
Come on, baby.
What up, gamers?
What up, fans?
I know.
I've got good news for everyone here.
And that is the last time I played Levy, he thought I was a grandmaster cheating through my ear.
Sweet!
That's a really good stance.
That's what I like to hear.
That's that video we did, Levy, where you actually embarrassed me on YouTube and cheated.
He actually played super well though.
I was like, actually, let's go ahead.
I'm gonna go tinkall really quick, that's 30 seconds.
Alright, take it, take it, take it.
You can have more, wash your hands.
E-Rod, what's up?
I have a question?
Yep, please.
Is he allowed to like, deaf and discord?
Yeah, yeah, he can deaf and...
Ah, what if he does like spam chest notation at him?
You think you like, I think he's just locked in.
What if he just got like EQ 4Q 5, you know?
No, I think at this level, I'll probably
defend because actually playing five games and then
talking is impossible.
But I'll be locked in, I'll be locked in, guys.
I got to lock in.
So Chad, you are right, Tyler, that we have him at the point
where he's cracking.
Like, it's very obvious that Levy is starting
to fall to the pressure.
Yeah, he was under 330 there.
Yeah, baby.
I think the most important part is the first one minute.
Uh, what about a Kings Pawn?
Levy, are you doing Queens Pawn every board?
What about white and black?
How do we, how do we do this?
Uh, I've been, I've been keeping it pretty consistent.
Okay.
Are we keeping it pretty consistent?
Who's he is?
Who's sound is my echo again?
Yo, what the fuck is this prediction, boys?
Are we that ass right now, bro?
I'm trying to hit him with the hippo defense bro.
Is it mine?
Is it this one to here?
What's your peak rating?
You start your account on 1000, right?
I dropped down to like 400.
That's my peak.
Okay, okay.
Stan's what's your peak rating?
Like 1380.
Okay, E-Rob?
1070.
What?
1380 is good.
I mindlessly play a lot of chess.
good. Oh, I mindlessly play a lot of chess.
stands for 1380. I was not like 1250. Now I had a baby.
I went downhill.
I you didn't have a baby. Okay.
All right. I mean, let's buddy. Thank you. You're right. I
happy women's day.
Good Lord.
No, but in grass cause beautiful.
Want a chef for baby's book?
I would love a chance for baby's book.
Amazing. I mean, what's your peak?
three thousand right three thousand one hundred twenty home
well you're at your peak right now right no no no I've dropped I've dropped I
had a terrible couple months
or a couple like three I'm so sorry to hear that I fell off hard
hey Tyler you and I both know we off like fire peak couple hundred points
okay don't okay I do other things this is your life
it is my life it is my life I mean you didn't have to go there but
alright now that's fine which was the first time I dropped on it you named
Robbie
Get his head, get his head, Tyler.
That was great.
All right, boys, I'll be deafening, and after the round,
I'll come back in.
Deafening already?
Serious?
I'll be deafening.
Serious?
He's afraid of you, Sam.
He's afraid of you.
I didn't want to say in front of him,
the strat is to move as fast as possible.
Okay, okay.
It's not going to work out.
You're not.
Oh, my God.
You're such a sweat.
Oh, my God.
the fake death in. Okay, come on, come on, bro, I keep looking at the top of the screen.
It just says I am.
Oh, I'm already ready. Yeah. Wait, so check, it's like the international master in USA
or lots of worldwide, bro. That's worldwide. Wait, it's international master. It's everywhere.
You like represent a country for that so wait he's what does that put him in in like world rankings at top what?
I have no idea you should ask him when he comes back. That's a great question
Yo, is he starting against y'all he hasn't started against me. Yeah, he's talking about him. Oh
Nervous we got him guys actually we got him. He's already happening
But you got some big hitters in here. I didn't think you were gonna get like 1,000 evil players in here
I'm 13. I didn't know we were going to get big talk of tea for this. That's big.
That's going to reach you. When are you joining?
I'm like second to last.
He asked for you to go later.
I mean, here's the thing for us. He's actually bothered you to all our games as his job.
Right. So he knows exactly what we're all going to do when we're going to do it.
Yeah. Cause he gets paid to watch us play chess.
Well played.
Yeah, because he gets paid to watch us play chess.
Well played.
Well played to him.
Guys, pre-move on his ass.
Trust me.
Yeah, the game does pre-move.
I like the pre-move.
Yep, smart.
Wait, for what point, though, just to put him
in like a time blender?
Yes, yes.
He is the hardest game.
Because if any of us lose, right?
If any of us get checkmated, then it
becomes infinitely easier for him,
because he has to deal with less people.
Oh, true.
True, true.
Oh my god, you're right.
The first minute is the hardest minute for him to win.
If you look at his screen, when you're out,
it's actually very confusing to do all this.
Yeah, how many of you look at this POV yet?
I kind of want to check that out.
Because remember to cast the Queen's side if you can.
Smart.
My Queen's side?
Wait, what?
Queen's side, it's like more defensive, no?
I think.
Good god, dude.
Stop.
I don't think it's more offensive.
Stop giving advice.
Sorry Tyler, what are you doing?
I don't know. Sorry Tyler.
My bad, my bad.
Fuck.
Yo, I'm actually even material with him and I made him move his clean back.
I checked him one time.
I think I'm losing.
I like a lot.
Yo, I don't think I'm doing that bad this game.
Wait, double check though.
I mean, he said you were different, bro.
Chad, is it one of the big rules with chess to never move the same piece twice?
I made him do that.
I made him do that is that is yeah that is like a thing. Oh and it's hung my rook
Oh
It happens
Bro, he's just like he just breaks me down. It doesn't even look like I'm blundering and then he just makes me lose the material
Yeah
Nice still like a sacrifice there. No, I'm an idiot
No, you're not
Thanks, but I want to watch this from levies bov like actually
It's crazy the board's lighting up. It's freaking me out. Ah connection lost
Do chat
Like this is just insane
So it's gotta be so it's a safe opening, but it's like impossible cuz he knows everything cuz he's really fucking good
Well, yeah, that's not saying like I even whatever we do. He's just gonna know the counter to it
Like bro, he does vid. He does guides on like countering openings, man
especially like every every common opening he's gonna know a counter to it dude
what's like the weirdest opening ever that like it's just psychotic you saw
you're gonna learn it during these five minute games
fine fine you guys are doing so good though I think I think honestly Tyler's
opening is probably like the most unorthodox opening Tyler what is your
opening Tyler. Ow! Wait, what do you do, Tyler? It's the cow. I threw my two ponds.
King, queen, side, pawn, up one. That's good. What? Stance is cooking, by the way. Stance
is cooking. Guys, brother, that jumpscape ledger. I don't know, man. I don't know. You got this
though, guys. He offered me a trade. He's a bit nervous. Mmm, I'm missing something.
What the fuck?
I don't even see it.
Oh, I hear Gotham. Is someone watching him?
Yeah, I was just watching Levy for a second.
I don't even see it.
I hung my-
This is more scary than the horror game that we played in.
I'm being badass, though.
I'm sorry, guys.
It's okay, it's okay.
So that is worth dying if I hang my queen?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're doing so well right now. Keep it up.
He's almost had two minutes to withstand.
Oh my gosh.
As you know how the pieces move,
you'll find no hope to check it.
Just take it he's actually betting they can win they can win they can win you take it
Oh, I'm starting to winning on time. Hmm. Wait, so please that's okay. He's like mood on this
He check made it you shy. Yeah, like two minutes ago
I'll fuck with you. She's the heavy
John, you got this you're good on time as well
No, but I'm just trying to lead
I'm not even worried about me.
Good chess players make the game fucking miserable.
It's so unfun to play his dog-shes game.
We just gotta break his mental until we get...
We can't let him break our mental,
because Tyler will come in and he will sweep.
My mental's broken. My mental is already broken.
What about this Nick guy? Is he good?
Nick's good. Nick, Nick, Pete17, I think.
Okay.
Tyler, what's your game?
I have like a last resort here.
Like, the guy's okay.
Oh my god.
Wait, Stance.
Are you even in pieces, bro?
No, well, yeah, technically, but he's up a pawn
and it's not looking good for your boy.
You got this, bro.
He's trading down with me.
How is Gingshu surviving so long?
Because he's saving.
OK, because he's good.
You're off.
Watch your none.
Yeah, actually, watch and learn.
No, I think what he's doing, guys,
I think he's using me as like a time bank.
So every time he plays me, he just waits.
You're like a battery.
Oh my god, checkmate of me.
I gotta watch this guy's POV just to discuss it.
Wait Ludwig, should I end my screen share now?
Oh yeah, you can edit.
Unless Tyler's watching or something but..
I wanna watch Ludwig's POV bro.
No, I'm on it. I'm on it.
Alright.
Oh, I'm gonna get my...
My queen's gonna get trapped bro.
I'm fucked.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh am I the last guy?
Yo Steve!
I'm gonna kill this girl!
Stalem out, Stalem out, Stalem out, Stalem out!
I just got me. I said what I fucking said
In fact, I'm gonna re-enter the voice. What the fuck
Yeah, one view on me. Yeah, let's fucking go
Now it comes back now it comes by when his mentals open. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, she's here dogs in a fight here stands. I'm giving you a lot of praise. I gotta say
I'll be watching those clips just like loaded watch the pog champs clips. This is can I say
We're real. I think we might win next round because next up we have I I think I don't know if you guys know a truck
He's my mind smoking ding dong. Slevy. Yeah, I hung a fucking bitch. Oh shit clear coms
Wait, are you just gonna win? I don't think he's gonna win
Oh shit, you're up, come on Stan!
What the fuck?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, he hung Y, hung a bishop?
Yeah, he hung Y, so Stan's at Stan's at a night, at a night.
Guys, he hung a bishop!
Is he shooting again? Is that what's going on?
There's a lot of material here, guys.
Stan's actually up right now.
And look how fast Stan's moving.
Stan's just Stefan, bro, beautiful.
What the fuck?
Wait, Stan's my win.
He genuinely could win.
Nope.
And they traded down.
Good check, Intermezzo.
Super Intermezzo, yeah.
Really, he entered my Mezzo.
Oh my goodness.
That's a free pawn.
Oh, the trade?
Oh, you can't take the trade because then he gets a queen?
Who the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
Stanz is cooking your ass.
Wow.
Oh my god.
this is uh... very impressive
very impressive
check is he more than i thought
what what what what
i wouldn't mind at all about the square
cheeky clod in the back and five
peak thirteen but he's like twelve hundred now
you know what what bullshitted me about these participants bro that's what
duties at twelve hundred level player levy it is what it is
It's pretty clear to me he is.
Oh my god, he's marching.
Who's winning, Ludwig?
Don't get made it! Don't get made it!
Don't get made it!
It's scary because where his king is.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
He only has like one square to go.
Don't get made it. Oh.
No, Tyler.
Is he gonna...
Draw?
Take the pawn.
No, you just get the queen. Oh, no, it's gonna be a mate on the other side. Oh, no, you're so lucky
me
Wait, there's only 40 seconds that levy has though
They both only have 40 seconds
Wait, let me might lose this I'm straight up. I'm straight up losing wait, who's the king?
by the way guys if Tyler one played me one thousand times he would never win
who's the king who's the king I'm the king lost the king is just what he might
just lose right now lost is what he's going for a ladder mate
he's seen moudang
is he actually though
1300 player beating international master
Yeah, he got me.
Wow!
Oh my god!
Wow.
What?
I'm going to throw up.
That's crazy.
Dude, he clutched the whole game every trick that I said.
Oh my god.
Damn.
Hey, you should have saved me for last, little pup.
Oh my god.
Yeah, he took these stands with like 1,000.
And I was just like, oh my god.
I actually had only confident.
I feel nauseous.
We actually get that shit, bro.
Let's go.
We did that shit!
Bro, I was arrogant I got in the chat and he forked me and the way he clutched it was insane, dude
With the fork was actually like serendipitous it wasn't it wasn't planned
I was I was on the bride tricked him like three or four times and he didn't fall for a single thing you you were you were going nasty mode
You for obvious a going for the the King rookmate. You thought it was Jinxie for a second, bro
You can't be doing that to me. Come on. That was the only thing that I could do
I mean, I also thought you just the movie you found so like
Lot make enjoy a YouTube show do you per chance have yeah, my beads it might be
Wow, they're saying they're saying you got anal beads in your mood
I'm doing Mario go see on stream to prove it. So head on over
I
Thirteen fifty wow yeah, holy shit
So we gotta play a thousand games now 101
Shit too, bro, I don't know I feel kind of bad. I really thought we were gonna get to like
I think stay in let's see if he can handle one more. Let's see if there was a fluke
Hey, this is the year of the upset in the UFC got them and it's clearly the year of upset here
This is tip a tip if you haven't thought about it
You you gotta look in on the ball to that matters on my board
You can like go a little bit easy thought you can waste a little time late game. You still smash me, bro
Are you getting levy advice?
Are you getting levy advice?
Bro, I was planning this.
I wanted to be here for a little bit.
You have to focus on stance sports.
Not on jinxes as in mine, bro. Trust me.
Bro, levy, eh?
Have you ever lost to a 1350 ever in your life?
Yeah, is that your first time?
That was my first time.
That's crazy.
Wait, H.O.G is joining.
Yep.
Hey, what's up? What's up?
I feel like you're another pocket stance, bro.
go crazy. Yeah, they called me many stands. I'm going to try to do what you just did.
They try to dog walked me. So this might be a tough for you, Levy. We got the big dogs in here
today. We both anal beat it up. Hey, you don't want to take away from a guy's win, you know, but
if there is something in your ass, it's probably time to take it out because I already got humiliated.
I can't handle two. All right. It's not electronic for pleasure, not business.
So it's funny because it's funny only said that because the whole time I was like
I got a lock in on this board got a lock in and then I was winning and then he like came back and then I was like
All right now it's time to win. I literally read you in voice chat to talk shit
And now that's a death and stay deaf and bro. Yeah, I think I think I think stay deaf and stay locked in
It's crazy. All right. All right. This is your revenge
One more. I'll give you one more life as your revenge tour because I really I just want to see Tyler hop in
He needs the YouTube video to work.
He's literally going to cut out stands and live in the YouTube video.
He's cutting you out bro.
AI alternate taking this place.
Alright, I got to center myself.
Alright, lock in bro.
Alright, alright, let's do it.
Hey Oni, you got any advice?
You've been giving everyone advice the whole day.
Castle Queen side.
Castle Queen side.
Maybe offensive guys.
You know what I was thinking about.
I swear to make sense.
I swear my next sense just move the horse back and forth. What is he gonna do like you can't break through that?
Like repeating moves just to annoy him and get right actually kind of go to okay, E-Rob. Do not get mated
I'm not gonna be the first one out
Let's see we have an idea not week. What happens if you just copy all of his moves like
The way I'm trying it. I'm trying it. Wait, wait, wait wins that. Oh, okay
I'm sure well it works for like 10 moves though. Sure. Okay. Yeah
Cuz you don't think about your move
Wait, wait, am I am I getting troll? Yeah, I can't move on the half the on the boards. I don't know what's going on
Oh, yeah, I can see that auto
W Coda though. That's actually sick like this is smoothie
W website auto
Yeah ready back up ready back up
No, you might just have a sport color.
Yeah.
They said you played at 98% accuracy.
That was the game of my life.
I mean, that was sick.
That's just blatantly cheating, then.
What?
What's actually 98, right?
Hey, I promise you I didn't cheat.
You can...
No, there's no way that you could ever get 98 against a player of his own.
I said 91, or?
It's literally impossible.
It's literally impossible.
Did he actually get 98?
He played that is true. I wasn't playing at my caliber. There's not a shot playing God
God, yeah, there's not a shot well stands when she's zero percent chance
All the first time chatter saying cheater is really lame. I promise you I didn't cheat but
Dr. Lupo situation
That was pretty crazy
Uh, remember, pre move early guys.
They move early castle queen side.
Yes.
Yes.
Copy his moves.
Very offensive copies moves.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
Coach.
Thank you, coach.
Oh, he played king pond.
Taking the center like an idiot.
Gc, you've been real silent.
You're doing good.
Yeah, I'm locked in, bro.
I'm just, uh, survive a little bit longer here.
Don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous.
I was wrong you guys see this this is weird right he's never played against that
okay he's doing the same thing against me which means he probably knows
what to do
interesting oh trying to get my construction good i think right
mm-hmm okay guys i'm gonna brush him on time
For washing your mind only
Okay, okay, you got some skills castle and queensite. Yeah, good
When he's he got a blunder and night like he diverse stands. Yeah, honestly, it was really nice
I made the game a lot easier
Oh, that's my bad Chet's yeah, he just instantly moves against my god
Wait a minute, how's this guy?
Dude, he got really mad about losing the stands because he's yeah, he's locked in
I think my queen's trapped my friends
Yeah, does it feel like they're running or close no I sacked a night to try and get swaggy
Yeah, I'm willing spiritually try to get swaggy didn't work
Okay boom boom boom
I'm actually like tied. I think I'm definitely not tied, but I'm tired material at least I'm not scared. That's very good jungle
You got made it
What the fuck's going on
No, you're not doing it like
I'm not
All right
There's a goddess right easy says the fucking slayer
It is stands me some twice I miscounted
If like every time it looks like it's a good trade he's just like has something prepared just me don't take us trades, bro
Yeah, I don't know what to do actually miss specific situation
Just play defense at the engine seat. He's on time. We're not
Yeah, okay, if he takes that I take that so I'm actually good. Let me just chill the fuck out here
Fuck are you doing?
Guy he moves to how is he moving instantly that's what I don't understand Jesus
Actually, how are you doing that? He's pre-moving like what the fuck?
Yes, thank you. Thank you. You know what? I was thinking the same thing is that sounds
Shit hell he offered me a queen trade guys. He's I swear he's nervous. He wants to put us down on pieces
Oh
You know the cool thing about chess is like after like 30 moves the game you're in has like never been done or repeated ever
Usually less, right? Yeah
Which is sick. It's badass. It's cool. It's so cool. Like you're in a one-of-one game once you get to like 30
It's like no one else could have done as bad as I did
in their brother
I'm
okay
always novice it's raining
he's nervous you got a mother right bro clutch it up
pretty fucking good at chess it's the problem
he's no stands but
wait a minute I actually have a good chance
actually we have so many people in life we got this
Bro, I'm burning his time out. This is my best game yet for sure. I'm just playing annoying and trading everything
Look I got him on the ropes
Wait, are you beating him or time? No, I'm getting my ass kicked. No, I'm getting my ass kicked
He's gonna be in the blender. He's deaf and boys locked in turn. I'm stuck again, bro
I
Let me just hung a pawn against me guys
Look him cook that fraud bro, bro. I'm up a pawn against
Okay, wait, what the hell
Cook that fraud
Guaranteed me. Oh man, unless I mean I can sacrifice my queen and then it's guaranteed me
guys he's gone in no one time look I have that yo I'm beating Levy guys I'm
not even kidding I'm beating Levy easy money baby what if it's the last time
there was the moves what's this no he just takes and then moves down on nine
furnace clock bro okay I'm no longer beating like yo I had him though
What the fuck?
I knew that, and then he does that.
His sacrifices?
The rook!
He keeps putting it in now.
He said, ah, late game he just stopped pre-moving.
Oh my god, he's realized.
The clock don't even matter.
Yeah, his late game is crazy.
Oh my god.
That was my best game yet though, for sure.
Alright, I'm good.
Once he got you, he got you.
Yeah, he kind of closed the jaws.
The scorpion sting
All right, that's one month for me. I'm ready to go and next time I got him
Yo, does anybody feel like they're doing good right now?
You're all great. This is great
Yo, what'd you think of me in that one there?
Great every great about so much time. You're
Say the lie. We're gonna sack you're gonna sack pieces. You know if you'd say it's over. It was ass, bro
Oh, you just have to by time for it for somebody else
Yo, what if we all just move as fast as we can random moves and he can't
Bro chat look at
Yeah, I want to see his friend. I think he's locked the fucking bro. He has six
Jeff you're off if you win this
Imagine you're up. Come on. You're up. Can we make their boards bigger auto?
No, you can zoom in on the page draw. Oh, oh
Let's say that again. Sorry, how could you be so many if you like control plus on the screen?
You can see other people's boards a little hard. Well, you can't stream cheat in chess chat. I'm watching
It's a
Vision game
That was like your stream she didn't look at it levee's screen
Maybe a threat
One more person we have a faster chase I do I do
You're up. Are you the king? Are you black or are you white up?
What the fuck
The games guys
Had to be locked in
It's such a fucking try hard, man.
Nebby, well played, Nebby, well played.
I was not, I was winning that game at the end and I was like,
I'm not going to go back into the voice chat
because I don't want to jinx it.
So, I mean, I'm not.
No one missed your nose back now, he's locked in now.
I really just thought I was going to win the last game.
OK, our next opponent is probably, it's probably Gigi again.
So you're probably not going to get past this round.
You know, Dantez?
I do.
Yo, what's up guys?
Yo, Gigi, you asked for a little bit.
Oh yeah, he's locked in.
that's a really good at just yet
well i just checked all-time peak for fifty currently sitting around two thirty
it's all about that's what i'm saying
you know i enjoyed that i enjoyed your uh... your league of legends dreams
thank you very appreciate it
uh... hey by the way
uh... i i am now being accused of saying stands you cheated and uh... that's
insane stands i did not say that you can watch this movie i wouldn't say that
because we've played before
that's that's correct analysis is like this is like a pun video
uh... i did not say that and
just like the record show i am cheating and it's not working out for me but
it's not working out
uh... okay it's also know you should actually excuse me she needs to have
height and good for the video
if you know that uh...
dot with our indonesian
that's a problem for you
Wow, he grew up in Indonesia, so it would be really crazy if you accused him of cheating.
I don't know if you're trying to start.
What does that have to do with anything?
Chad had some demons from Indonesia.
You don't get it?
I got a problem there or something.
Sounds like you do know.
What do you know?
What do you know?
He cheated.
Well, he didn't cheat, bro.
Are you nuts?
I don't know chess, but and I don't know stance, but Mura and and and he didn't cheat,
bro.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know nothing.
Here we go.
Here we go.
With Dante's work, we're going to roll off.
No shot.
This is a free one lose we get Tyler. Oh
Who's that we have a good chance not we who's the 10th mood up?
That's not what I wanted to do.
You will not beat Mood-Eye Sonic.
You made it for 90 solvers.
Now guys, if you're in an opening position this round, just, by the way, E-Rubb, that
round, did you like have an energy drink?
Because you played really well.
I was just playing slower.
I'm warmed up now.
Let's go. So if you guys get a winning position this round
Someone someone should just like lose on purpose so that we could get Tyler because you guys can't beat me again
And then we put it Tyler, you know I'm saying so just cut that out of the bottom
If we beat you again, it's just the Tyler versus Levy 1v1. We're just gonna watch that
I don't think that's gonna this he want that. Yo, Levy. I have a new strap by the way
Yeah, well
up yo levy I have a new strat I'm just gonna say that beyond the lookout bro
that's it okay I thought we waited a long time but that's all that we got
alright good luck guys trust watch this I'm gonna put him checkmate bro watch
this big a what happened to you in that round I was here a lot of whining but not
a lot of peace take no no no no I'll just get warmed up bro now I'm ready I'm
locked in okay I actually I think playing slower is smart oh I mean
It's the safest castle though.
Wait, what?
JC actually did it!
JC!
Yes!
Yes!
I knew it!
Yes!
Oh my god, I just drew Gotham Castle.
Wait, I just realized that's kind of
that's kind of cheating, because then I would be playing the one less person.
So we got to probably undo that.
Wait, but I thought Ludwig said two draws counts as a win.
Wait, but I thought Ludwig said two draws counts as a win.
So that's what we've said. Two draws counts as a win.
Nobody is drawing a game. It's only going to be a winner or a loss.
Alright, alright. Reboot it, reboot it, reboot it.
W draw, W draw.
Hey, W's draw though. W's draw.
I was going to do that after every turn, bro. Just hoping you miscollect.
I was going to, yeah, I'll do it. Maybe later.
10-15 moves.
That's kind of genius.
I like the quietness. I have a new strat and it's just pressing off of it.
Spamming draw
Okay, come on
I actually wanted to advice should I move my like horse first or my pawn? Oh, no no play defensive try to cast the queen
So yeah, okay, the castle build a castle. Take control center. Take control of the center. Okay. Okay. I got connection lost
Refresh air invalid move over back
Susie legal how is that genuinely legal?
All right, I got him I got him hell safe moves safe moves
We're all out there it's so quiet
I
Thought this wiser queen in the middle of the board and no other pieces have moved
I'm going full. I grow right now. I've unlocked max mom aggression. Huh bring bring her back. Bring her home
Okay, okay, yeah
Was channeling mid lane
I'll be honest. I'm in a lost position already. What is that you stands? Yeah. Yeah, I fucked it. Can I say that? Yeah, you can
get to me every time bro okay you can come back to me oh who's it's got
you're up oh Tyler say something what the fuck
He just complimented you.
It went to his head, probably.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh my god, wait, I got him.
I don't think he knows about Ampassant.
That's never going to happen, Shane.
Cook him, bud.
Cook him, bro.
He didn't go for it.
Oh, he's playing so weird now.
That's the problem.
Wait, bro.
Oh, no, no.
I actually got him.
I actually got him.
Oh.
Oh, am I going to get my queen try?
What was the desk slam?
No, just go back
But then you track hung his queen bad
Sorry, what's up?
Apparently let me talk you shit bro. My chest telling me dude. He got he once dance one like something turned in him
Like I know he's not the beast. Oh, yeah
Yeah, he actually got filtered to be business chat was calling him washed up
Levy's my goat bro, I love his videos. Yeah, you can teach him a lot
Guys have bad news
My games not looking too hot
Yeah, I mean I think most of our games aren't looking too hot if it makes you
feel better. Okay, nice. I feel a bit better in like a lender somehow. Yeah,
that's right. He's cooking this time by the way. This is he's flying. He's going
crazy. Bro, I feel like I'm just slowly moving all my pieces back. I mean, Jesus.
Ah
I'm kill myself. You can't kill me what
Time you piece of shit. Yes, I wasn't buying any time a two-year-old could win from this position. He got me dead in rights
Okay, so I can't believe it says we're howling getting worse. I
Know I think he's getting better. I think he's locking in
Does anyone have Mootus number?
Jynxie bring him in!
Oh, bravo.
Whoa, connection lost.
Bro, I feel like this is a good play.
Bro, he's actually so fucking good.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Alright, well next one's our big chance right Taiwan joins. We have a lot of people
I'm gonna be honest. He played he has double the time this round, but then he did last round
In every game in every single game. What's changed. What did we change?
I threw are you guys all doing the same openings? Maybe he switched up on me and he's putting me in the he's putting me in the blender
Ah, I feel like I'm lost by move four. Yeah, I'm lost before move four
I don't know what to do honestly. I don't know what to do you didn't let me castles
What in the world? Yeah, that's what we really needed the Queen's side castle. What?
I mean, that's what I'm saying guys. That's what I'm saying. Oh, it's gonna start castle.
Yeah, no, you're so right.
I'm just out of loss of words that was I
Really actually fucking destroyed me
Yeah, I'm here to sort all of us guys out of there
No, but that was like the most helpless. I've ever felt guys. I just slowly got squeezed out of the game. I just like
What I just felt helpless just not a lot of not a lot of squares. I moved to
How we doing? No bad bad bad bad. I'm down seven points
And he's trapping my queen. Okay. Oh
It says what you're down. Oh, I was down 14
Wait, where oh, I see in the corner. Yeah. Oh, that's down 10. Yo, hey, hey focus on your game
I think I'll paper little pop my game's done
I
Jinx you're not doing bad
I mean
It's bad it's really bad
Like a boa constrictor bro because I couldn't do anything I couldn't find a move wait whose power went up
We can't lose stands
Yeah, if we lose stands bro GG his power went out like his strings dead
I'm gonna play for his phone
Yeah, what he did over gaming
Oh
Interesting bro levy loses and stands loses power. Oh my god, does he know?
Oh, wait, how we how do we keep doing worse? Am I crazy? No, we're getting worse. I think you did better. I think you did better.
I think it's more than you guys.
Tyler, he's gonna hyper focus your game, bro. Hyper focus.
Who's good?
I'm on then.
Maybe you have to.
I'm listening to now it comes, bro.
What's our columns?
No, no, no, I can't do that.
So I'm gonna go key before
Levy levy we were wondering oh, sorry sorry you go ahead
Levy how are we doing worse? Did you change something or did we get did are we playing worse right now? I?
Don't know bro. I was expecting to get to 910 and then stands just beat the shit out of me in that game
I don't know
Power went out you know anything about that levy I
Mean I can't confirm or deny that I have people at the power company
I
Didn't do anything I promise
Maybe you guys are playing worse on purpose to get Tyler in because you felt like yes
Wait, do we have all the players because Tyler's not even on my screen
Levy, who are you going to focus the most, who are you going to focus the most, who are
you worried about?
Uh, I learned, obviously.
More than you.
Can Stan's plan to self out, is that not possible?
Oh, there's no shot my website will work, but he could possible out it.
Oh.
Auto this is your website, bro, we got to be better.
Yeah, sorry, I should have designed it for mobile, mobile play in mind, but.
I should have thought about the power out of juice.
Mm-hmm.
All right, Mr. Levy Rosman.
Yeah.
Chad, we're winning this one, bro.
With big T, we're winning this one, bro.
The game is gone.
I think we might be playing.
Yeah, you're nail gay, bro.
Oh, god.
OK, right?
We lost.
We got, we got.
With big T, easy.
We're still placing.
Chad, do I just copy his moves?
I want to try that one time.
Let me try just copying his moves, every single one.
Sometimes they do it to me in ranked and it's so annoying.
I don't know what to do.
I'm just going to copy his moves out to see what happens.
Fuck it.
I'm just going to copy one to one, bro.
I'm just going to mirror his ass, bro.
By the way, are these games saved anywhere?
I think that should be fine.
Yeah, I have all the PGNs.
I'm sick.
What the hell?
It's going to be a sick recap of playing 100 games in like 20
minutes.
Plug them all into the analysis.
Waterman, did you call this in Claude? Or actually, like, Sanford Jones?
No, I never vibe code, man. I'm a seasonal coder.
Okay, so this is San. San's internet went out.
Hello?
Boogie.
Oh, shit, you guys are in the wrong audio.
I love it! I'm not the guy joining when everybody's behind me.
Why is it so silent?
What's going on?
I just need you to hop in this chess game and just do your best here
Okay, is there a link?
Yep, link is I'll drop it again
And then can I just ask your max ratings? There's pookie. I
Unrated I would say like 200 or something. Oh
Maybe a variable
No, like the fact that I'm so late into this challenge like you guys are actually fucked
It's not even gonna be we're placing stands. We're good. Oh walk in. Oh
And I'm in a counter strike match right now, so I'm gonna be a
Are you playing with a new patch did you get a new chicken
My internet's back sorry it is that was that was wacky is auto dead to no, I'm back as well
Okay, okay, great. It's okay if I leak the URL. Yeah. Yeah
We'll get you in the next game. Oh sure. Yeah. Yeah, I just had me swap in for you. Oh, that's fine
Dude, we're like showtime. I'm sure
Oh, if you want you can play it. No, no, no, you play you play you play
No, it's actually better you hop in cuz yeah, yeah, yeah, you hop in you
Streamers streamers guys this means streamers of course streamers wait, so what is the choice that they just have chickens?
yes we have like pets yes but I don't know what it's for when you're gonna
give me a knife only you promised me bro bro I asked you one time for like
help but you didn't reply bro you go to me on Twitter yeah you didn't give me a
knife I'll wait you asked for a knife
yes
hey you make a deal you know who goes to me who goes to you
Oh, they go to you. Wait, I go to you. Yeah, bro. It goes to
People, hey, that's my bad. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah.
Shice. Shice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're still invited.
You're still invited. Okay. I'll check. I'll check. I'm
going. We good? Everybody ready? Sorry about that. Ready.
Ready. Tyler. What are you doing? Should I do that?
the cow. Can you tell me how to do the cow? I am playing with the
McKellick. Inter Sandman. Lock the fucking right now. Okay.
Let me lock in. Yo, no way. That's the real opening, right?
The cow? Yeah, yeah, for sure. No, he said metal. Oh, I forgot
to mute. Sorry.
Let's go.
Come on. Okay. I time for Tyler.
Yeah, all we have to do is is not die early.
I'm gonna try the strength. I'm just gonna copy us moves one to one see what happens. Okay. Oh
Choo copy Tyler's moves
Wait that way that's actually clever. That's actually not a bad idea
Okay, wait Tyler did this what is she gonna do?
Is that a game that I'm gonna get fucking owned
Okay, I'm gonna definitely this game and I try to walk in lock-in jinks. You seriously like
Yeah, I think I found this right what?
Okay copying this moves does not work. I just matter the Queen
No, oh, it's going good for me right now
He does it that he takes your king
Or he gets he makes it so you can't castle
well
It's all about time. Just be ahead on time
Wait look at Tyler Tyler's up by 48 seconds. He's he's a goof
This is good Tyler could win. Oh fuck. I messed up bad
No, no, I just hit a horrendous play this is bad
Don't lose cuz the more people who are eliminated the the lowest mental stack
I tried mirroring his moves, but then he just took my queen all of a sudden. I don't know
Okay
Dude he's he's moving different
I don't know what to do.
Tyler's, I'm telling you guys, Tyler's up by a minute.
It's winnable.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm just gonna stay alive.
I'm just gonna stay alive for Tyler.
Just stay alive for Tyler, that's the game plan.
Just play as defense as you can, as defensive.
Yes, sir.
Oh my god.
Check that.
Jinxie!
Chinks you know it's okay the rest of us can play for Tyler connection come back
let me just do the coolest thing ever against me I thought I was winning and
he checkmated me really he's so good yes I thought I was winning
the
they miss them but all they need a scan
it does anybody feel like they're doing good right now
look at Tyler do he's all by a minute
ten seconds
yeah i'm looking up to about either like he's on the run for his money
No, I don't know if I believe that
But it's done to us up in pieces
I've checked me in one move if he doesn't see it just rolling
No, no, look my queen, okay
my queen goes to a lot of it he saw it he saw it how do you know he said it in
his no all right I tried to be a little tricksy it's okay check I'm a check you
little ninks I've lost the piece yet I'm gonna wait on time same same same same
I'm always have a somatic aiming because it's not like I can say any information. It's gonna change the
Really in like I'm not gonna be able to like see a good play. Oh
Yeah, this looks crazy, bro. This looks crazy, bro. He's smart. What the fuck?
Okay, bro, that's why he's playing really fast
Well, he has locked look at him
Levy
Like how do you check when I look at a chessboard I have to evaluate well the fuck is he doing eight at the same time
No bad nine people one two three four five six and
I think I'm doing one we ate like owners is mine. Yo bro too far. Well, what the fuck
Didn't he just like lock up the position that makes two of us mom jokes in 2026 come on my dude
Yo, he's kind of winnable. I'll be back in high school
Chad who's up in pieces
So good guys Tyler's up two minutes. I know Tyler couldn't win on time. He's in a minute. He's not
E-Rubb. How you doing?
He's straight up just locking up the position. He's gonna stall out the clock. That's pretty insane
I've made a massive mistake.
Really?
Ease.
Lock in, you can serve that time.
Tyler is playing so hard.
We can win, we can win!
I'm just playing time now!
We can win!
Tyler, I'll give you the clock, guys.
You got this.
You got a nice time for you, buddy.
He's under a minute!
He's under a minute!
Guys, everyone waits just fine.
I'm cooking!
I'm doing a rook lift!
Oh, no.
You got this bro. Just please lock in
What if he just like blundered 55 seconds I'm blundered my queen
Contest is out. He has no time
I'm gonna put her guys. She's up 30 seconds. It's me. I think he has a fort like it's
This time everyone make a lot of moves make a lot of moves. I have to stop something. I think I think
don't blunder
Wait, guys, guys, I was wrong here.
Guys, I'm not kidding.
Do we coordinate the moves at the same time as Tyler?
That way he has to respond to that.
Yes!
Everyone move on three, two, one, move!
I did it!
Yes!
Everyone move on three, two, one, move!
No.
Wait, I hope it's working.
Time to submit.
I
Lock in
Remember you have so much time bro relax. It's so much time
I wrote into getting mated
should I trusted you guys fuck me Tyler walk in bro you got this
oh
this is legitimately so impressive wait wait yeah Tyler can win on time my game
is dead even what my games winnable guys don't get more by that
Okay, even in game if you yeah, you and Tyler one just have to both grind him out time-wise
This is so winnable. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What? Oh, no, don't troll. Don't you?
E-wabs also still in wait you are between good
What come on Ludwig come on
Let's game is fucking wacky. It's not deafened. Is he deafened? No, I'm here. I'm here
Locked in bro. You're doing good. I
Think I'll do anything. Oh, I don't think that was a move. Can I just do this and I beat him in the race?
Oh, you do you do you do?
Let me let me oh
Don't draw, buddy
Don't draw fuck him at a time
You fucking throw it I feel like throwing up. Yeah, I know the feeling I know exactly the feeling
One mistake you're gonna get punished lock in just move this with the point you're fine. Yeah, that's a queen
Yeah, get sick and clean you don't know a lot of it. Don't get pretty much second queen pretty much second queen, maybe oh
GG GG nice job, let
Oh that's my girl!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god has it got him?
Nice, hey Tyler how was your game?
Wallace, I knew dead or ice in the draw, you're panicking!
I bought time for everybody else!
Cinema!
It's a key game!
Lud is the biggest inter.
enter he spent the whole first rounds losing on purpose and I was like he's
way better than this and he played really well like it's just because you
gave me the Scandinavian it's just because you gave me this candy no you
were you were cooked that was oh my god you're a hero
all right I'm gonna win this one
shout out you rock triple burning time that was good
that was good to me
I'm gonna talk about my game you know blaze of blood
I took it all like that bro
good shit good shit
one person you rock
I
Realized halfway through I was like you know Tyler's locking it up
And I'm running low on time in that game. He did distract me from the Ludwig game. He did
I probably should have kept like
And then you gave me a chance to win but you played a great that was nasty brah. I don't want you to draw
He could have gotten second queen actually us muting was probably better than us
My analysis of the last game was just levy was so focused on Tyler because Tyler had like three minutes on him
So then love yeah, I just snuck in and one and I and I knew no actually
I was I I relaxed against Ludd because I was like oh it's Rook and three versus Rook and four then he got the
The rook trade and I was like fucking losing like there's nothing I can do
So that was clutch and I saw you baby
Shit guys
Hey, GGO. Get shit. Get shit. Get shit. That's great guys. We all did great
I just want to say or one thing this shit is so fucking hard
Did you blunder because of that one time or not?
What did you blunder because the pieces were small like did you miss click by accident
sometimes or not?
No, no, no, no, I honestly I was stressed the most against Tyler because he had three
minutes against like 40 seconds and I was like oh this is like this is really
bad so I locked in on that game and then I was like oh you know I was also
winning against Ludd for the whole middle game then somehow I missed my
chances so I was like whatever it's just gonna be a draw and then he just be
fucking caught me he just caught me and I'm losing immediately like it now if
you can't play that one difference that's cinema the Ludwig got the big
I'm not even, dude, I run into people that think I'm so good, I'm like top 2,000 in
the world man, you gotta get Magnus to be amazing.
It's good, I mean, who said that, was that Stens?
Yeah, but you almost beat me twice today, so.
I'm gonna raise my stock here.
I'm gonna go stand out a fucking...
Racked.
It's all right, there's a billion people who play,
so I'm pretty good at that.
Okay, okay, we run it back in three weeks
with Magnus Recaro.
Yeah?
No, I just wanna say, bro, like, Levy,
at the end of when I died in three seconds there,
watching you play nine boards is actually insane.
Like, I don't even know what is happening,
like how you even get back at that.
It is pretty exhausting.
I will say it's actually harder to play we got to run the blindfold back
Let's do five blindfolded games at the same time. That'll be safe. I'm down
Keeping track of five blindfolded games at the same time is brutal
This
Yeah, it was great now because here we have five minutes on the clock each and blindfolded we could have like 15
So I could take a little longer, but
So you actually memorize the games like that. What that's crazy. Yeah, I think I could probably like with intense focus
I could probably get close to ten blindfolded games at the same time
That would take like
Graphic memory, do you know like
No, no, no, no, no, no you save it at the stupid ass board game because I'm just really that's all I can do
I can do this board game. That's it
And I'm pretty good at threes
Sorry for you. What do you see the boards like your hat? Yeah, your threes are good, bro
I am my threes are all right that was that was God on my back that
Uh-huh, I'm so intrigued right so now you're asking questions. So so when I when I got
No, no clue like that's why I blunder
At some point you just like can't keep the thing but blindfolded I
Actually play blindfolded with my eyes sometimes open sometimes closed like when the blindfolds on my eyes are open
I just see the boards like I see one board then it goes to the next board then it goes to the next board and then I
I come back and when I'm
Caffidated and my brain is working. It's very clear. It only gets weird like 30 moves later when I'm like
Did only move upon did like did somebody put a bishop here?
So it's hard after you play like four or five blindfolded games at the same time. You're um, you're exhausted
I've been exhausted before like mentally
Fuck you up in those if we do weird moves though, like if we didn't
Really wonder something you wouldn't leave it or no, I just like would forget
I would forget that like a queen because if you think about like a chess game, you have to remember five at the same time and 30 moves later
imagine
We've played 30 moves on every board. So I'm like 150 moves into the game
I'm like is there a queen on the left or where is it and that's that's where we'll set a blindfold
Simon yeah, but let me do you think that almost every hydrated chess player could take on 10 minutes at the same time blindfolded or no
You got to be like top
probably top 100, top 200 in the world.
I don't think below that you count.
Really?
Yeah. Honestly, I'm not sure even like a Magnus or
Hikaru would do it consistently because it's so exhausting.
Time has to be unlimited.
There's like no timer.
I don't know, but it's crazy, right?
The world record, how many games do you think somebody has
played blindfolded at the same time for the world record?
A hundred is probably like 50 12 28. Yeah, it's like it's like 60 60 games
Just imagine just imagine
60 games at the same time like
Against total beginners
Know who you're playing like you because that way you know shit. I don't know if I'm like you you cannot be
I'm learning that I played it at 74% to be clear, guys, somebody told me, somebody told me after, yeah, somebody who's more 98% of them.
Yeah, they were.
They started a snowball that was not great for me.
Wait, can we see something?
Tyler, you down to play Jinxie Dantes in One at once?
Oh, that's interesting.
Oh
Yeah, mr. Confidence
Mr. Confidence, I
Think I took a three on that would be do daddy. Who would you bet on in that levy? Who would you bet on?
Probably Tyler what no disrespect just yeah, but you've never seen him like look like he's never done Simon before
I've never done that
Well, it's up. Sorry. I'm father viewing. What is it? Are you down to try a 3v1 you versus Jinxie own a in Dante's?
Me three new right now right now
Sure, I'll do it fucking sit it. All right
Someone in screen share that much in the thing by the way that is extremely hard with the Gotham Street
By the way guys, you're just a raw clear. Yeah, hoping game hoping game
any of you the same all right let's see sure let's go put your money where your
mouth is bro okay I'll beat your ass in this obviously I'm gonna do a hundred
go I bet 30 news can beat you three boards
sweet the re-enactment I'm also not just a hundred that are like 300 400
I'm definitely I'm sorry my music oh wait it's just your screen Tyler I got
exit guys guys oh we need to coordinate this so yes do the classical music
method how do we expect it we're going to a stream I think they said but he's
gonna be playing copyright music now oh it's on it's on it's on down to shanko
what are we doing just pay defensive again or what I'm doing yeah okay can
we move fast do we move slow wait the music is okay let's see let's see we
know just worry about moving perfectly he's just doing his like early game
again the thing the cow master I just make a wall roll become the music well
wait I'm gonna do the hippo it's just building a wall as well but if you
never attacks he's gonna run out on time it's true it's opening his opening is
very non-combative so he stays back you can't win by staying back your levy
where I was trying sorry it's definitely not all you're all playing white
No, he's white.
I can check him. Yeah, I can check him.
Check.
Aren't you always saying, guys, we have to castle, and now you're not doing it?
Oh, wait, you're right.
Castle Queen's side. Castle Queen's side.
Yeah, you got it. Castle Queen's side.
I mean, I'm not coaching. I'm just, you know...
Sorry, Dante's currently in a lead game?
game yeah I try to get my team
for a hundred
guys my birthday is the best so trust me like I can multitask I'm good
you're an addict brother this is shit
that's where most people play now they cure for league and they play chess
we're really good on that
Some stuff dude drop some UFC references drop some madness cross references. I didn't want to distract you guys
No, no, no, yeah, yeah, I guess the shit. All right
Here we go
Tyler's attacking only with f5
Oh
All right, all right, not this is getting a participation trophy on is trying to fight off the attack
Jinxie's got the queens off the board, bro.
He's got the best chance right now, but he's down on time.
Oh, it's a big, big couple of moves for you.
You got to survive this.
Oh gosh, okay.
Dante, are you winning your league game at least?
We're two and a half minutes in.
I tried hearing my team's dodger didn't work.
No. Oh, no.
Should I learn league?
Okay. No, hey, no.
It's a mega-dedictive, it's a mega-dedictive, bro.
I don't think you should.
I just played like two weeks of Fortnite for this Fortnite tournament, and I'm already addicted to that, so it's...
Oh yeah, don't play.
I can't get a Real, I get second, third, fourth, fifth, but I can't win. It's mad frustrating.
Alright, Jamesy looking good.
Yo, James, I feel like you leveled up.
Awesome, look at this move, look at this move. Perfect defense, 3-0-1. You see that? Suck.
Yep, yep.
That's the best move?
Absolutely.
Absolutely. Very nice move.
That's a good, yeah?
Oh, no, you're a really good coach, but the moves you make don't match what you teach.
Oh, yeah, wait, let me castle.
Either way, by the way.
There you go.
He just has to speed up, but it's hard to do that
This is bro. Yeah, it's harder to have without messing up
Yeah, you played really well against me, but slow and then when you sped up you you made mistakes, so oh
I cannot believe I let Ludwig beat me
He's still here. Oh, yeah
He's commentating this for the is he commenting his own if you've heard the short he's gonna make a short
Yeah, I'm sorry. There should be a thousand videos on this for the next five years
I'm not sold. I'm happy to lose. I don't see this our legacy for the good. Yes, dude. We got this. I believe in us
Oh man
Can they win this from here?
They're on the verge of it getting very hard to hold because they don't have a lot of time
That was a big moment. I think I think that was a bad trade on a should have moved to E-Pon, but now you're in trouble. No
So your light squares are thinking of moving my e-plon, but I don't know
One move away from getting made it done
He did not by time he got made it
All right, what's that?
Now the two.
Junko, are you with us?
He's up on time in both.
So that's a little tough.
No, it's getting tough in this Jinxie game.
Jinxie is the hope.
And, Oni, you've got to not get attacked.
Your bishop is a little less.
Yeah, yeah.
He's thinking.
He's thinking.
Oh, he knows he has it in the pot.
He's very good.
Yeah, he's very strong.
Tyler has a feel for the game.
not when he played me but other games
I mean grinded this is unbelievable the money is pattern recognition is very
good
very good pre-panded attack
I always sell people who play five-minute chess you don't want to get down
more than a minute
so you're both doing
good well jim jimsy's about to fucking win
his position is amazing
Jinx, I'm trying to buy time.
Oh, no.
I mean, yeah, P.B.
Well, you have the Jinx, you can even, you can win.
I'm set at the century, dude.
Jinx, you got this, bro.
We're all watching.
I'm making it all clutch.
Don't suck him out.
Hey, there's so many viewers, bro.
I think Jinxie beating Tyler would be a bigger upset
than Stans beating me.
Oh, I think that's right.
It's peak 2000.
Like, that would be insane.
Do you see you sweating yeah, don't make him nervous, but he's crushing let him
Rook in the second rank
Nice
Wow on it fighting to yeah, okay, come on that is inspired got Gotham's watching you can't
Can't fuck around
She's been down on times. Oh John could be down on time. What do we do?
I got one I just keep keep keep being annoying. Oh, they just stay alive as long as you can
I think this is fine. Stay alive, please. I'm trying. I'm trying. You beautiful boy. Well, I'm trying
Does this you actually into that's brown?
Jinxie, you know, I signed bro. I was one move away from check meeting him. I swear
Can I we're buying time junk a little bit maybe
Oh my god, but only in 30 seconds, dude, you're gonna win
Oh, my God. Oh, no. There's too many pieces. It's hard to it's hard to get a checkmate
here oh whoa he's gonna he's gonna get
grime
what what a waste time yes here's one
second stories
yo yo yo yo guys it's happening out when
you hold up with your brain it's like
yo yo yo yo like 10 seconds
that's how I love you are cooking
bro you okay word word your queen's gone I can buy like four seconds I'm
gonna try to remove anything all right oh no
oh yeah yeah I'm gonna get a queen looking looking changing I make it off
I'm a draw he sees a pop-up. Oh wait seconds
Oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, watch my game. Keep checking it. Keep checking. Oh fuck. This is crazy
Oh my god, don't do it. He's not good enough. Did you see you nervous? You can't do it
You can do it. You can do it, bro.
Come on, Jigsie, the timer's ticking. Tick tock, tick tock.
No, no, no, you do take your time. You take your time. You take your time.
Just move.
I'm a child. There you go.
Yes, 10 seconds. Keep moving, Junko.
I went on time. I went on time.
I went on time. I went on time.
I literally, I literally beat Tyler 1.
I literally just beat Tyler 1.
Dude, play.
I literally just beat Tyler 1.
pre-moving jigs you need to pre-move
yes it is
no!
oh my god!
oh my god!
attack me!
oh my god!
try to get through this fuck!
i'm playing 3k!
i'm running to my wife!
it counts as 3 players for a 500 needle dana!
the life was so bright
I was so personal I didn't see your fucking queen all the way in the corner
That's cinema, bro. That's crazy. I don't know
Wait wait was got him giving advice
No, no, I don't mean it. No, no, no, no. Not a word. Not a word. No guys, she did an insane good shit everyone. That was fucking crazy by all of us.
You were a team player, bro. You were just in league and on the chessboard, bro.
Bro, I'm sorry I keep sending you up to the other end.
I had it. I just fucking didn't see this goddamn queen all the way in the corner.
The 3D one is crazy though. I was watching your POV. It's like so stressful at the start.
Yeah
The latest is the greatest. I'm never gonna play you again
We can't be hiding about that right
Like a random through you wonder what went down to like last second like the most close
Now it was over like I saw I thought I had the best position
Jinx he was defending and then I look at this at the thing that Jinx is making a queen and I'm just like there's no fucking way
You didn't see it sorry
That wasn't 30 wasn't 30
Yeah, I think you guys look like something this is a lot of fun. I appreciate y'all doing this very much
Thank you for setting it up. Thank you. Let me put it down
I'll try to set up a blind simul with some of y'all and maybe one against the car with same idea
W. Not begin the chat
Oh my god, okay, this is so I'm so happy
I'm leaving, fuck this problem
Let's fucking go
Oh, thank you, you still want a wager?
Oh my gosh, I don't know if I got it in me right now
Let's try, let's try, show it, one more, one more, let's do it, let's do it
Wanna do five minutes or ten?
I think five, huh?
Same as we did before?
Yeah, five, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Let's see, let's see, let's see
Shit, bro, we beat Tyler, bro, we beat Karna
Bro you clutched up, I love that.
You actually helped so much by draining his time.
Nah, nah, nah, chill bro, that was you bro.
Wait, how do we play? How do we play?
I have you added I think, it's just own 8px.
Yeah, and now it's real only, real only, real only.
Do you want to do 10 subs?
I'm down for whatever bro, I'm down for whatever.
You rinsed me before, I'm ready to get rinsed bro.
Shisei.
Bro, by attitude, you see, oh you're not accepting promo quests.
Ah, shit. Let me see.
No guys, Tyler didn't agree to Wager. He never Wagered.
Fucking.
Oh my god, bro, what? I checked made a total of one.
Well that was actually cinema. You were at like five seconds?
He was at like eight seconds? Suck.
How do I accept? How do I accept?
Yo, I need a high-vice right now. I'm not gonna lie.
fucking jinx you have no idea bro what is sake sake it's like if you like trying
to do it do I not have you at a bro what's your name what's your name what's
your name what's your name jinx see with two eyes
Don't show up.
Chinks you with two eyes.
Chinks you with two eyes, let me see.
Online.
I send you a friend request.
Wait, you're six and over, as is me, I think.
It shows our standings.
What the fuck?
I've never beaten you.
I don't see it.
No, it's no way you can send me a game request. I'll try I'll try and five four three two a cell is challenge has been sent
Got it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Jing jungko. Here we go. Be your one be your one be your one
Come on. This is it. This is the music. All right. Come on. I'm also changing music. Wait. Don't move yet. Don't move yet
I need this this
I'm gonna order a tuxedo for this wait five seconds five seconds. Yep. I'm moving suck all closing chat
Here we go. Junko good. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck
I'm just doing the same shit, bruh.
I'm doing the nastiest defense you've ever seen, buddy.
Wait, how are you 200 elo?
What the fuck?
This is my three minutes. I haven't played this in in ten or five minutes in ten minutes. I'm four hundred
40 look
That's gotta be like copper and league
Bro, you're not ready for this chanko. I'm doing the hippo. It's like the most nasty defense bro
Like you can't break through you can't
It's like Babylon. Why is it nasty like you will see bro. You will feel it
This is how I bought so much time against Tyler, bro, he couldn't break through
Better chance, I don't get what's in there, bro. You're so lucky. I'm not quite done yet
You lost fuck my life, bro. You lost
Sorry
Like I'm your law. Love you bro. Peace like let me go here
That is my favorite person to beat bro, you gotta do is head bro
All right, I shouldn't push I shouldn't push
I don't know how, but I already messed up my pawn structure over there.
I don't know if I like that actually.
Wait a second.
Wait a second, Junko.
Bang!
3 minutes are running out of time.
I think this is good.
Yeah, oh you sassy boy.
Which side do I want to do it with?
Probably this.
I
Know the time
We can start penetrating that ass now.
Try me, baby.
Interesting.
The faster you get your rooks to look at each other, the better.
and I think I won that battle.
Oh, I see what you're trying to do.
Not working, buddy.
Not working.
I just want to pop the sky.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my gosh, bro
Does this make sense I think so
You need to move
I have like no pieces bruh
Time to get nasty, baby. Time to get nasty.
No risk, no fun.
I expected this play from you.
Act like you did. Show it.
Really. Not falling for that.
that buddy free pawn that's not gonna be my last hmm I'll eat that ass
Interesting.
Do it.
Backrank me. Right? Backrank me.
Fuck, what does that mean?
Backrank me.
Fuck, are you saying, buddy?
What?
Oh, you have that. God, I didn't see that.
What do I have? I don't see what I have.
ah Jesus wait oh my gosh wait a minute but oh no you can't do that because of that so if I do this wait I'm actually I think I'm nasty
I'm actually nasty wait what because you can't take it I can't take that it's your pen
oh my god
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Am I dead?
Ah!
Hey!
No!
Hey, look, no!
You!
Don't you doubt that another queen, bro, that's cringe.
You're so annoying.
Oh, my.
I
What I
Think that was about me. Well, what if I got a queen buddy, what if I got a queen?
Wait, oh, yeah, watch this. Okay, I'm watching
Oh
Don't do it don't do it don't do it. Oh how my life
You don't know how to check my buddy you don't know how to check mate. I'm gonna be in the open. What are you gonna do?
Do it!
Oh my god.
Am I winning?
Ah! What?!
Come on!
What?!
Let's go!
Oh my god, you brown looked up left!
Not bad.
That pawn would have turned into a queen in a nanosecond!
Oh my god.
But you wouldn't have kept getting checked
Oh my gosh
Cheech bro, bro, John. Could you beat me seven times? I haven't beat you once
Dude, I don't know what it is when I play you. I extra lock in bro. I miss me nine times. We're trying to sing
Well, he's on a GGs baby GGs bro. How many subs do I owe you bro? Oh my gosh and 10 10 10 10
Really? Okay. All right. All right
bro, John oh
GG's bro GG's bro. Alright. Have a good day all day.
Yeah I love you bro. Peace, peace, peace.
Yeah I love you bro.
UTIBB. Peace, peace, peace, peace.
Yes. W Junko man.
Bro I feel like we had him at one point.
To test 10 best moves, only one miss.
That can't be true Art. That can't be true Art.
I gifted him 20 W Junko.
I take too long.
chat W's in the chat for Ludwig bro for organizing this um yeah and his coder is
fucking nuts what the fuck what's his name auto man what that sure was so
smoothie bro oh my gosh that guy that guy I hope he's getting paid well bro
that she was insane so well organized so well um W automated yes I'm impressed
I'm impressed um
Boys and girls, I'm sleepy. I'm sleepy tomorrow
I'm doing some RL shit with zigzag bro. We're just like chilling a day together, bro because he's in he's gonna he's in the Netherlands tomorrow
So tomorrow no stream bro tomorrow. I'm meeting some homies. Sorry for the inconsistency recently with streams, bro
I'm gonna be back the day after that I'm gonna be back the day after that
But I do have the day after that, like a sponsor thing, but I only accepted it because it sounded cool.
We're hopping into like a random ass game with Zywoo and with Flames.
So yeah, we took like all three together, we took like a little like paid emoji in the chat, you know what I mean?
So yeah, that should be fun.
What's the game called?
Delta Force or something.
Gotham said you've been ghosting him.
SHICE!
Well, I'm so bad with the Ams, bro.
That's on me.
That's on me.
I'll check.
I'll check.
I'll check.
Good comms.
Good comms.
W Gotham in the chat.
That shit is impressive, bro.
How the fuck?
Delta Force, yes.
Hoping into Delta Force because I went with Flames in two days, guys.
But that's in the evening.
We're doing some shit before that.
I love you guys.
Enjoy the rest of your night.
Of course, you're in the bussy.
I hope you enjoyed the stream.
juicy one today nice long one thanks to Ludwig
also would have been hopped off earlier
um and yeah but Ludwig seems like a
sweetie bro why is he so like so like I
don't know man I don't know like I've
never talked to him before but he seems
so like I don't know so innocent like the
golden retriever vibes I don't know he
seems chill bro um guys I see you guys
day after tomorrow question on the
bossy I'm saying clueless because of his yes look so enjoy the rest of your night
and yeah stay awesome bro peace out love you guys so much thank you for
everything and let me read offline channel sure good
comms good comms good comms late at night everyone sleeping anyways in the
chat right now might as well farm some on the offline channel you already know
already know hey guys love you all so much go see on the bussy and I'll see
y'all the day after tomorrow I'm gonna finish horror next stream oh I forgot
about that horror game nine we've actually locked in the horror game no
check ebi what is he by doing see by doing like a crazy event again who said
check your bike um finish it now
the problem I am tired bro check all of them after stream yeah easy easy that's
the first thing I do all right I love you guys bye see you all the day after
tomorrow bring back sniper SFX I don't know what that means I wish I could bring
it back my friends and he took your order McDonald's drive through yo stop
Stop
He said white car not around 20 euros. Yes, brother. That was me. All right, bro. Don't leave my shit, bro
So I got recognized a driver, bro, they were like two drillers working right now shout out to them
Oh shout to them. I'll see you guys peace peace peace peace peace peace
And I bought so much shit just for myself. Well, I did oh my god again. I couldn't sleep
I had fucking ass reflux that night
Alright, this is them today again
I'm not going to make it these
Unless...
I love you guys, bye
Mac Jim Needs You
Yes
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