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I'm sorry for being late, bro
classic classic
Shit bro, you will ever not be late. Will I ever not be late, bro?
Busy lifestyle shit. So what can I say? What can I say, bro?
How we doing bro the Harris fixed?
Right, you tell me is it fixed doesn't not fix bro
Yep. Yep. Hey, I fixed it bro. I fixed it
No, okay
Chat I'll be all at a beautiful fucking morning so far and after noon and after noon 19 o'clock Minecraft life
That's why I'm here, bro. That's part of the reason why I'm here right now, bro
It is time to figure out what is changing in Minecraft clean your shirt. No, I'm not gonna clean my shirt
This is part of it these little stains. It's a part of it, bro
It is a part of it. You also have them here. You see it bro. This is this is this is guys
You don't know how to dress up or what I'm telling you I understood bro. I understand fashion, bro
Have you not see my Instagram exclamation mark Instagram? Um?
We have to talk bro first of all
Hello, everybody. Um, I always am in a bad mood when I'm late. Why because I'm disappointed in myself
But today there was a lot of beer beer beer a lot of chirping bro a lot of chirping a lot of chirping bro a lot of chirping
So um people at my doorbell ring ring ring ring. Yo, we need this we need that
Basal right Basal right um so yeah you know what I mean um FNCS is that today
no shot um but we have made it we are fucking here and I hope you have made
it as well um beer you say beer I only have coffee right now bro yo people are
saying album crashed guys stop bro Wallahi when I received those DMs
because people were the Emmy me yo bro check what happened with album my heart
actually dropped for a second I'm being badass bro um I'm gonna check that out
in a second bro I'm gonna check that on a second I already checked some clips
this time I actually checked off stream and wasn't like okay let me react to it
on stream for the first time now I have to see like if everything is okay but it
seems to be all okay um but also not okay because you don't want to crush you
smell me bro um but yeah how was your day chat how was your day how was your
day short stream today I think short stream today you understand me bro top
one if you understand bro today is one of those days bro today is one of those
days um but I think why are you saying classic bro how long was I life for
yesterday bro yesterday would like a nine-hour shift okay the last two hours
let's not talk about the last two hours all right no sponsor I quit show you
stop bro stop yeah I love that game was fun bro no no no for real bro that
game that game actually was fun bro um all right stop stop chat I'll be all
at a beautiful day a beautiful morning um so uh yeah I begin into you enjoy my
friend enjoy listen I'm gonna start off by checking the reddit shall we Sally
Please send me something on discord to tweet W Sally, which one are we picking which one are we picking?
Since they removed it they removed the water from
Sorry talk to me. Oh my oh, bro. Why are you talking? I can't focus
Shisei poor except us for poor except us. He doesn't he can't it is what it is
It is what it is except for security bro except for security um yo cross
cross expose CS
CS to your wrong stream my driller wrong stream my driller does this look like a CS to stream bro
That's this wait a second. I mean low-key. It doesn't bro chicken neck. What the fuck um
Let me quickly post go live on Twitter
Twitter yeah, I'm Friday
Uh, tsssack.
I was alive for way too long.
I was awake for way too long. Yo bruh, I can't even speak.
Guys, can we do a German today?
In German it might be easier.
Uh, tsssack. Alright, I'm alive.
I'm alive. When are you not fried?
Yesterday.
Don't jump, don't find the clip.
Can I get a lesson on clip farming from the master?
Uh, I'm not a master on clip farming.
Everything I do is natural.
Um, I don't believe in the art of the clip farm
Let us check the red. Why you saying copper? Let us check the red bro. Who came on your shoulder?
This is part of the shirt, bro. This is part of the shot
Stop stop saying that I have some weird shit on my shoulder, bro, and it's actually making me feel like
Like y'all think I'm a goon or now or something, bro. I don't like that. I don't like that
Boom boom boom
Boom shirt as comfy as fuck though, man. That's why I'm that's why I like it, bro
What can I do what can I do and a little like extra like like I don't know man. It's just a vibe. It's just a vibe. All right
The rarest one. I think they come in different patterns. What do we have on the reddit?
Is the reddit here to up the mood, bro? Or to destroy it? Let's see. Let's see
My lords are not loading. It's this rage bait
Suck chat today. You can choose what we do. We have I want to watch the Minecraft
uh release again brospolis thanks for the 10 fucking zifted bruh thank you
give me for saying for redeeming that ah thank you bro all right mmm chat that
video changed my life yesterday by the way wdude bro the guy also react also
answered to me on instagram bro he was like hey man thank you so much I had a
smile on my face even reacted brought a fucking smile on my face all day because
of your video bro holy macaroni go live on youtube let me do that let me do that
Mmm
Life suck
Chat I know you guys are gonna be biased
But is it a play to go sub only mode if chat is being
Fuckin annoying when we're watching a video. It's just when we're watching videos, bro
Usually you guys are nice bro usually all the cuties bro, but the free-fall chat bro
During reacts kill me bro. Kill me sub chat was so cute
subchrist was so cute they were invested in the video bro they weren't just like
spamming like hey I slow like so just some random bullshit this moment um is
it the tiktok kids why would it be the tiktok kids yo where did you guys come
from where did you guys like how did you find the stream bro and be honest like
you know how you sometimes have to do a survey like how did you find this app how
How did you find this?
I actually wonder bro.
Mmm, Instagram.
Aha, aha.
Marry me, okay.
YouTube bro.
YouTube bro.
Steam profile reviews.
What the fuck?
YouTube like four years ago.
From your t-shirt.
Sub's be funny.
Ozu?
Shit bro, I haven't played Ozu in a bit.
I wanna get 20 pee-pees bro.
Mmm
Sally you are on YouTube check
YouTube chat talking about it. How are we doing? How are we doing? How are we doing bonga cams?
Hello, dear owner oiksel. They can't even speak appreciate that bro. Let's see
Let me do top
What the fuck my only fan art
Is that real?
Yo!
Bro, some of you guys are way too artistic, bro.
This is clean.
Suck the signature.
That is a sexy signature.
Damn, bro.
Yo, I appreciate that, bro. I appreciate that.
The fuck?
Hasan in the chat, man.
Got the hair right at least.
Why does my hair look so messy?
Oh, Scheisse.
Yo, thank you, bro. Thank you, Mr. Jee-wee-ween. Jee-wee-ween. Active, primal-y, invalorant, and riot games.
Huh? Thank you still. Thank you still.
Question mark, question mark. What is this? Own a pixel tweet.
It's more likely that I go on the world's fast underwater double date with Pokemon and Alistair Violet eating, sweating, Kobe beef, straight off T-Demons. This is belly.
What the f- I don't remember saying that. I don't remember saying that.
Yeah, yeah, what the fuck was happening in 2021 brah?
How else hmm?
Is that real Matt this lovely guy today in bark when he gave autographs to everyone
Alex
Well, I can't do it. I can do that
Yo, should I leak something no, I can't I can't
Almond told me something funny as fuck
Nah, I can't say
What a cutie for not this guy
There for the fans bro, I'm telling you he's the nicest guy bro, the nicest guy
Let me see, can I say this?
No, no, no, I'm not gonna, I don't know, I don't know
I don't want to leak stuff, I can't leak
Chad, we have to talk about this bro
Um, are we dead ass right now, bro?
That post from when he was giving out signatures happily was before the race
um I
Got tagged in this and I was like what the fuck is this guy taking talking about bro
own a pixel curse after
Madrid
The two people that I shook their hands with
London or is
And Alex Albon
Today was a race in Azerbaijan and in that race, in that race, like an hour ago, suck
full footage of Albonzi's crush at Azerbaijan.
Can I watch this?
A mega band.
But look, boom!
He is full fun as far as I heard, right?
But bro, what are we saying?
And then now look at this.
And then...
Lando Norris, that's not the one, but he also got attacked by a guy and also like DNF'd.
Boom! This pink guy attacked him. Both of them DNF'd like in the next race.
What the fuck is this, bro? I'm not shaking no one's hands no more, bro.
Because at this one out like what?
Did anyone else DNF on oh please tell me that like six people DNF so then it makes sense
But if it's just those two that makes no sense, bro, then it's some bullshit, bro
Who else crashed
Seven people six people. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Good. I thought it was just my boys. All right, so literally half
Literally half
Okay, wait, it's not good. Okay. Listen. It's not good
But it's good that it's not just my voice, you know, okay, wait, bro
You said DNF not crash brought up wish no one to crash
I wish no one to crash, you know what I mean, but I would I would I would okay
No, bro, you know what I'm saying, bro, you know what I'm saying, bro
You said DNF like there's something happened like the brakes, you know, like
ah, brother
But yeah, this is crazy, bro. This is crazy. Why the hell?
So chat who got first who got first?
Is it the Metsatis guy again?
Metsatis again, George Rushard is Metsatis no?
What the fuck bro Metsatis engine is OP bro!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna crash out bro, I'm gonna crash out.
I wanna pick some reveals so I can't watch Minecraft videos.
The basic idea was that Enderman can move blocks, moved blocks can accidentally create
snowgulls.
I can't watch this.
I can't watch this.
Chad, you know why?
I hate thinking.
What is this clip?
Bro, why was I lagging so much?
Bro, that video actually like massaged my brain.
Does that make sense?
Yo, yo, yo.
show show hold me back someone hold me back
bops you little fucking slut bro shut your bitch ass up about stuff that you
don't have no idea about bro I literally like the guy message me was like
yo bro if you want to see the code let me know it was six thousand lines of
code bro it's real bro oh my god bro and Mike you might didn't scam bro I don't
Okay, one of the two, one of the two I was wrong on, bro.
But this is real, bro.
Oh my God.
Mods.
Oh, butane booty.
All right, is there anything else?
Clean your mirror.
Your mom will be taking care of that this evening.
What the fuck was I doing, bro?
What are these?
Bonus, bonus, bonus.
Squad W sucked my cock and call me Sally.
That's a trainwrecks reference.
Is there any way to have sex with you, Skoskens?
I need to know.
I still need to know, no one told me.
So I really advise you to press that button
over on the increase your de-size by two inches.
What the fuck?
Bro, I was just trolling with homies, bro.
Jett, I was using Twitter before I was a streamer, bro.
Oh my god.
What's so important at the beach?
Bro, why did he black it out?
I was watching CSKINS.
Oh my god, y'all have been trying to defrate me.
How do you say it?
Y'all not trying to frame me, bro.
New chicken valour, variation leaked.
Did I just...
No, no, no, no, rewind that.
Did I just read out?
new chicken valour... what... I see VA and I insta think about Valorant. What? Pardon.
Yo am I gone guys? Yo I checked my flight dates today bro because I'm going to China and when?
In like two weeks? Three weeks? With Olaf Donafiri? Oh my gosh and we're going not for CS
We're going for CS. We're going for Val of ECT. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Oh, that's how.
Okay, nice edit, bro.
All right, chat. One of my guys sent me something. Who likes cars in the chat?
Who likes cars? And I'm not talking about the movie. I'm not talking about the movie.
One of my guys said there's right now the rarest car auction right now.
It's only once a year or something
Do we watch this for like 10 minutes is only the last five cars like I I miss we missed 90% of it
99% try one more
360 yes
I want to see which one is the most expensive
I'm doing my best for you
a three three hundred and seven let me see which car's already sold and how
much were they just read the number of these thousand okay my guy says it's
only five left thank you Danny three hundred eighty thousand let me see this
side right here no means yes three hundred three hundred ninety thousand can
I see it here or no fuck we missed all of them look at these look at these one
more sought by you sure what can I start by the experience Bmv turbo oh my god
Lambo from 1976 absolutely sure wait this one was only 70 K sold at 390,000
Fiat.
Okay, well, we're fairly wrestling through.
Oh!
Price upon request.
Ford GT, shut your bitch ass up.
Ford, this car,
to win the Rock Johnson
Ford,
you had to be selected from
Ford in order to have a chance
to buy it, right?
Because it's very profitable. If you buy, like it's like a watch.
If you get chosen that you buy it like that you can buy it you can insert flip it for double the amount of money
But you have to sign a contract you cannot sell it for the upcoming like two years. Guess what Dwayne the Rock Johnson did
He sold it after like a few months for a million dollars a profit
And then they sued him and then he donated money to charity or something that he made on the car something
WDW
Was it Johnson or Dwayne the Rock?
Lovely colors as well
look ladies and gentlemen telephones connected mark uh telephones
i'm not too much into class but is this good and well
i've not seen this on forza coming in i have with no thank you first there we go
it's 250 cyrus 250 300 thank you 300 anymore that's it that 300 000 and 50
that 350 any more bids at 350 000 at 300 it is on forza
400,000, two of you on the car and 400,000, any more bids, 400,000.
Chad, Ford is an American brand, right?
400,000, any more now.
400,000, 450,000, yes, 450,000, about 450,000, thank you.
And the doorway, 450,000.
Carbon serious.
Any more bids, any more bids, 450,000, 450,000, 500,000 now, 500.
The second next car is the one that I'm about to buy.
At 500,000, then in office.
At 500,000.
The fact that I actually have a new dream car.
But I can't buy it.
It's too much.
Fair warning now.
Fair warning to the online bidder.
It's too much.
At 500,000.
If someone knows a car around 50K that fits me, let me know, bro.
I'm at 500.
Bang.
500, not quite enough.
Which one?
I can't show my dream car.
You're gonna buy the last one.
And moving on...
I will buy them like...
A year or two.
That looks kind of feminine.
I don't know if I like that.
benefit some comprehensive coverage valid until March 2030 ladies and gentlemen
Wait, it's by Mercedes. And Rosso due by Payne's complimented by the gold diamond cut alloy wheel
What was that? There was like a dildo in the seat. Please note that if the lot is purchased
Not crazy, I saw some crazy shit. On the full purchase price, both on the hammer price and
It has a testicle cooler.
Really?
And some cars they come with like massage seats.
I didn't know they have that yet.
1.2 million anywhere for the begatting.
1.2 million anywhere for the begatting.
Yeah, you ain't selling that shit, buddy.
1.5 online.
Well, there we go.
1.75.
Yo, who are these guys?
1.2 million.
Thank you, Mr. Donaldson.
Alright.
2 million in the chat should we buy it with 2 million wait mark 2 million yo hey hey yo hey
i didn't bid i have the bid with mark no no no hey yo i can't afford this shit bro
any further offers time out time out bro internet what we're doing we're
someone help bg would you like 2.1 chat someone do a troll bit if you're watching this right now
Bit 6.9 million with you mr. Donaldson at two million let's show the bees
Well, let's throw some of these holding the telephone bidder
Well, I'm joking. I'm joking. Wait up. I got a shot
Any further offers that two million holding your bid there
She's two million roadster at two million now to
6.9 million
I'm gonna shit my pants
Oh my god, I'm in big trouble.
Wait, it's only CHF guys, how much is that in euros?
You're out, you're out. 2.1 million, 2.1 million CHF to euros.
Oh!
2.1 million, any further bit.
What?
2.1 million.
Yeah, what is the most expensive car ever sold 2.1 million?
It's actually only once a year, but we're at 2.1 million
Any further bit? Are you stupid? What do you mean? Oh, it's just right here. You're all my mom are we sure?
Well at 2.1
Fair warning now at 2.1 mark. Absolutely sure at 2.1. Yo, yo bro, bro
Yo, bro
Thank you guys didn't bit in my name, right?
That's kind of such wise to see my first name, bro.
And well, the penultimate car today, the 1970 Ferrari Daytona 365 GTB for sold
new by Lucanetti motors in America, that's an American resident of Geneva,
Switzerland, and registered on Swiss number plates.
Templates bought it to the USA for around 12 months and then has made its way back here
Retake the matching numbers
V12, very classic case certification with its important red book
Daytona wonderful
V12 is nice though no?
Fabulous, yellow
Guys, question is
What should we say, do we have
If you actually drive it, how much does it break down?
400 online
This shit probably breaks on every five minutes
400 I'm bit a 400. I'm bit all the old parts 400 450 now in the old rubber
Now 450 anymore now 450,000
What the fuck that 400 500,000 thank you 500,000 yes
I'm not bidding on this one. I'm 50 against you
550 against you sir. So I want to see the last one the last part is really crazy now a 600
That's only two more, I think.
Jeez.
Four exhausts.
Nars is a fiat pedal.
Check, did that change?
Sir we got you on your car
Congrats, bro. Now give us your money
Buddy is vlogging
Oh my god
201 well done
That's fucking sexy on the last car today sale. Thank you. That's the last
9-11 turbo from 91
Sensational lineup and if you want to consign and work with us
We have the Munich sale and openers, of course for retro mobile
So don't they are a spectacular do speak to the team. Wait, how many season have to be delighted to a fall and well
the 1991 Porsche 911 turbo
Telephones coming in a wonderful Kathy on the phones well managed on the telephone desk Kathy. It well done and
And X Formula One driver, Heinz Schiller, and thanks to internet bids coming in, matching numbers,
and I can open with Cyrus's internet bid.
In F1 driver? Bored?
Cyrus, thank you.
175, it's all with Cyrus.
On the, I'm guessing 800k.
200,000, 200,000 now.
That 200, it's all online.
200,000.
Any more bids? 200,000.
200,000, any more now.
200,000 online.
200,000 against how many horse power line bids 200,000 225. Well, that's I'm not bidding
I need a daily at 225 I need like a 911 turbo to your old hour Lexus
I don't need a 1991 Porsche
250,000
Bro, we've got to break down one of our groceries
250,000 at 250,000
I like Audi.
28,000 km is too much mileage.
Only 28,000 km.
That's nothing.
Jesus!
300,000
On my last chance for you now, but at 300,000 fair warning now
at 300,000 so what was the most expensive castle today?
300,000 let me see
Kathy the fuck is this materials I will because it's
310,000
fuck is this?
you are so nice
who's that a lady doing extra bid?
with Kathy
at 310 online are we back in?
at 310 now
Kathy
waiting to the end at 310
that's I'm not buying it I'm not
hell no bro
hell no
online I'm going to sell at 310,000
ladies and gentlemen
the car is
sold
I got it!
no no no
I
Post gave interview don't care. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see chat. I'm not a car guy
Which which ones were crazy today? Let me see please fill in the payment information like my YouTube editor
He's like crazy car and he said your bro. Check check this like this is the craziest auction like one like twice a year or something
1976 Lamborghini for 71 K
BMW 2002 that's kind of
40 as well. 1977 Fiat? What the fuck is this?
LOL. Looks like a BMW. Am I nuts?
Why are you saying F40? Is this an F40? I thought that's Ferrari F40.
Oh! Ferrari F40!
I know Londoners has one of these I think. I saw it on Twitter.
Oh my god a patch it's vinyl Zeeman as one of these German rep manual
How much how much
Three okay three point three point three million
All right
Who buys this?
What the fuck
Understand buying an AKK songs
Stetra Factor 6-6-1 Scarpen and that's a one of one four million but this car for
3.3 that's fucking bullshit has to be money laundering Ferrari test a rosa
whoa where I like this one damn bro Ferrari has unique designs huh and it's
Emanual sheesh
Holy look at that fucking
Backlight thing. Metzitas Benz Capri Lee Ferrari. What the hell is this?
This one is ass
How much was this one price upon request, huh? Did not sell
Porsche
Night, why can't we not see the price guys? I don't understand. Did it not get auction today?
boah
fuck me niaz
that's nice
not yet updated, shiice, but i want to see the price
wait i got this in forza horizon
they gave this to me, they sold for how much?
260
hmm
i got one in forza if you want, let me know
in the same colors i think as well
sheesh
ferrari 812
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How much did this one sell for?
Ugh, with that one wheel.
Danny, how much did this sell for?
Can you check?
What the fuck?
Chad, don't understand this like vacuum cleaner
at the top.
What the fuck does that even do?
It looks so weird.
Especially if you cut out red like that.
It's an air intake.
To cool, to cool, like AC for cold air in the cabin.
Jesus.
Does that have coplay?
Oh, those back lights are nice.
Those back lights are nice.
Wow, wow.
to make the fuel
not to cool that to cool the engine
bugatti veyron
y'all chat who remembers back in the day gta
grand theft auto bro this was always the car no
i remember bro
this is like childhood
it's like childhood
she
i don't like it though
four point five million alright bro
let me clean the dishes
She's 4 GT. I think I like the 4 GT the most out of all of these. Am I nuts?
Literally the Porsche and the 4 GT I find the best
Well, I don't want them but I
Think they're the coolest out of these
Am I nuts?
Like this shit is crazy. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm gay one sold for two mil wait only two mil Chad was saying formal
This sold for two mil, two mil flat.
Chad GGs, bro, it's gone, it's gone.
It was only two mil.
All right, what else do we have?
Send me links, links of stuff that I missed.
Now, bro, I have a dream come out.
I can't show you, I actually can't show you,
I actually can't show you.
What the fuck is this?
You have tokens to spend.
Oh shit. How much is that? 1.2k. Is that a lot?
Which one's that good again? That's 2, right? Gold or Vesk?
Oh, oh! Wait, I thought it was for the souvenir packages. I'm done as fuck.
What the fuck do I even do with my coins?
I don't want a souvenir if I buy stickers do I have a lot no I don't I have
1.2k cheech can I fought a donkey nine
All right easy don't be mad at me for wasting 70 coins all right um what else
what else send me links right now clips links whatever I missed um right now
and Sally I need the I need the thing I need the thing I need the thing um was
us. Oh, okay. Wait, did this get clipped out of context? No, they don't show the chocolate.
Oh, this looks bad. Ew, chocolate. What? Forgot to wash hands after toilet.
no problem show me a little piece of shit bro oh my god that looks so bad
yeah i'm never eating on stream again bro by the way those bis bro yeah they're almost all gone bro
i literally only saved four for my friends so they can try it um the rest is gone bro
let's see i didn't finish the i didn't eat the tim the ten man though i don't like those um
I
Let's see. Let's see
W only right
Yeah, who was there yesterday?
Only pizza just make my day, bro
like only just make my day, bro
like
And I did is only does just make my day double is to human. Oh
I definitely appreciate him
I'm just streaming chat to see what's more and follow you are not following and thank
you all for joining and I'm a WC only our respect to him respect to him WC like I really
appreciate man of course G.
Shit I felt so bad though like fuck like because who was there wait life right now send some off right now
You're my guy my guy
Said yesterday when I write it. Yeah, this fucking
Bro, he literally had alerts on bro
He literally has alerts for like follows bro, and when I rated him
This is where was this way?
Where's the clip? Where's the clip? Where's the clip? What's the clip? Bro, it was fully GGs, bro
It was like Ming Ming Ming Ming Ming Ming Ming
Well, and he thought he thought he was like getting attacked or something wrong
Where's the clip? Where's the clip worth the clip where's the clip? But I felt so fucking bad man
Because he wasn't ready. He wasn't ready. It's like his alerts were like
Vigeech
I'm trying to find out if isn't that
Blackflake 787 said you like I need to find out the business it is deductive said access
Not that we said a great rate Bing Bing
JJ Gerr said
But what's that?
Oh my god, don't you got don't you got don't you got up um
um...
fake her
training was this
so his is opening is opening very non combative so he stays back you can't
win by staying back
you're not trying to remove
uh... it's definitely not a lot of what the fuck is done is doing
you're all playing white
and we still be tyler
i can check in the i can check in
We still be Tyler
Look at jinks again. Aren't you? That's crazy
You probably suck at this game. Oh, so I mean I do right now teach
Fuck
Well went in a drug race between the Ferrari 296 gts and the new Porsche KM turbo EV we're gonna find out
I'm about to crash up
Oh my god
You remember when I made a car to this bro when I when I was actually like
Like I I hated cars. I was like, I'm not a car guy fuck this shit, bro
Like why would you care what cars and then I came back from America, bro?
And then I kind of like looked into it. Oh my god, and now I'm like, I'm not a car guy
Not at all, but I like I like some cars and I hate EVs now, bro. It's just that. Oh my god
I don't hate them, but oh my god
You know having to charge it like all the time like oh my god, and then it's like it's just acceleration slop
Nah, there was one uber that we drove with in America, bro
And he and he picked us up in the fucking Tesla and bro
I felt like I had to vomit afterwards because the acceleration he was driving like
The whole time rose like your children chill first time in a Tesla and if this shit what the fuck maybe was just a bad driver
I don't know
Drivers fault, I don't know ever since then bro or you get me out bro get me out
mmm
Why are you all linking car videos now?
bike to
How the fuck do you find this
Playing Geogasa.
Did I think I was funny or was I just lazy?
Yeah, why? It's just headbrake.
What the fuck is this?
Huh?
You got carries now.
W3 mark. W3 mark.
Oh my god. What is this? What is this?
oh my god that was a clean kill though no I try I've never seen the pussy that
close that's okay the southeast okay are you fucking brain down are you
You see it, D?
Yeah, I'm iceing his icy, bro.
It's in the-
What the fuck is she doing about?
In the southeast, okay.
Bro, can you just be ice-less?
Mass!
Bro, actually, sun-less.
Oh, it's like, no, America can't be teaching that.
Oh my gosh.
Well, same shirt, bro.
Literally not the same shirt.
So we have to play a game in a minute.
We have to play a game in a minute.
Mmm.
Any interesting clips?
Lost to main menu, what?
For me it's very loud still.
Oh my god.
In the bag, man, dude!
Oh my, this game was so ass.
If you know you know, bro.
It's fucking riddle, bro.
I was heart-stuck.
Why am I still wearing my
perfect watch on my major thing?
Like a week after the tourney.
W accessory or no?
Am I stupid?
how are you cesarean or bro oh yo yo yo what's my first event i attended bro like i knew
like it's not home pixel no more bro i had to show it you feel me bro oh yo yo yi
mmm
Okay, any other clips or no
What English English
I got him!
Press one!
Press one!
One press!
What is this guy saying?
I lost because of this guy bro.
I...
The yogurt incident!
Is there an Enderman biome?
Yes or no?
No!
You're right next to the edge.
Once get a tip.
biome yes or no no right next to the edge one skeleton one arrow one one shot
three hours 30 oh my god it's it
man
guys I actually felt empty after this like that ass because it was actually like a
reset it's just wasted I just wasted three and a half hours bro oh my god
we were already so fried all right all right what do we play suck this is the
dick pattern huntsman in CS2 succulent very high-resolution dick a very high
resolution dick chat how much of these go for nowadays next up who remembers this
bro we were on cs2 beta trying out all the new skins oh my gosh bro sheesh
see as to galaxy collapse 17 DT past choke wait choke choke means
Did he choke yet?
Ah, I can't.
Look at his hand! How? How?
Yo, no, bro. I feel like I'm getting a seizure by watching this
No
Brr, I was one minute away. I was one minute away. Wait actually fucking serious. Jeff. What does this mean?
No
Did he ever beat this before or would this have been the first time?
No! No! No! No! Burn!
The first time...
Stop...
Oh my...
And then right here...
No!
He didn't hit any of these.
He missed all of those, bro.
Oh my gosh!
No! No! No! No!
EmRat!
I was one note away! I was one note away!
Are you fucking serious?
EmRat, bro.
What's this?
No!
Ah, enough links for the day.
Listen guys, what is the plan?
What's the plan, bro?
What is the plan, bro?
I'm gonna make a poll, you're gonna vote on what we do, alright?
Um, again, today I'm done for everything, yesterday was a long stream, today is gonna be a quickie, alright?
Um, I can't start the keyword right now, stop.
Um, I can't stop until the keyword bro, like for an hour and then I hop off or what?
Boah, alright.
Alright, here we go, poll. Um, what do you want guys? What do you want? What do you want?
anything else I'm down bro anything else I'm down bro watch Minecraft 1000
player video I'm down I'm actually down I would be down where am I
Minecraft is an hour I want to see the Minecraft event um would be kind of
on top in and out so talk to me chat talk to me play value I'm down Valorant
um what else CS2 premiere what else we say got three slots on the list guys
type type type type type and chat we can also explore some more roblox games
explore some more rolo rolo roblox games classic um we can continue minecraft
story mode we were left at Ruben dying and defeating the fucking the the dragon
And now there's another episode. Um, we haven't played this in a long time in a long time
And I'm still kind of mad about Rumen
What else? Um
Oh, I don't know if I can play well right now
All right, is that good?
So the Delta Force yeah, I'm down bro. Um, what else? What else? What else?
That's fine. Is this is fine one if the list is fine two if it's not I
See some people saying body cam. I don't think body cam would win
Okay, you're saying too, but what do you want changed what do you want changed?
League of legends
Which one can I which one are you just not voting for chat?
i'm just gonna
i'm gonna make a poll
and i'm gonna
check the winner with other stuff okay
like i just kick out the least voted one
alright so i kick out explore roblox
um...
okay i do a thirty second poll
You should check only on twitch for voting only on twitch for voting i
Sally bad title um
All right, boom just check put this on youtube as well. Thank you, baby. Um
Slash and pole walla wait, what the fuck
guys again I said I would do more polls um so I kick out explore roblox
hmm so what is it oh my god I'm forgetting we have Sears to Premiere we
have Ozu Valorant and I'm gonna kick out the last two which Sears to Premiere
Ozu Valorant alright which ones to add which ones do you else want to see you
You said body cam a lot of people, anything else?
My summer car?
Is that Zolo or Duo?
My summer car.
Is that single or not?
Ah, League.
ZOLO!
I'm a different person.
Let me just do this for real quick.
See what's up, see what's up.
See what's good, see what's good, see what's bad, see what's bad.
Everyone MC live. I'm gonna watch the MC live.
You just have to remind me once it starts.
But it doesn't start for another hour, right?
I think, I hope.
Church V slash was caught minecraft
Yeah, it's not up yet. It's not up yet. Um
What the fuck is this?
That's a shocker I ain't gonna lie that is a shocker
What they're shitty
All right, so what do I kick out?
I kick out body cam and Valorant.
Let me do one last poll.
If it's between 2% difference, I'm just going to choose, OK?
Because it's literally the same.
So CS2 Premiere, which CS2 Premiere also legal, my summer car.
And then anything else?
Forza Eliminator?
Sure.
All right, that's all.
Boom.
I'm either playing number one or number two.
Deal or no deal.
I can choose between number one and number two.
I don't have to choose number one, okay?
I can choose between number one and number two.
I get to have one vote as well, okay?
Deal or no deal, deal or no deal.
Ah, fair, fair.
Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.
Three, two, one.
Guys I think I can play Leroy now bro.
I think I'd rather go CS.
It's getting the same votes.
My Samarkar third though.
I will keep that in mind guys.
I will keep that in mind.
Middle of the strip, ah house, CS2, fuck me in the ass, League and CS2.
Why do you want to see me on League, bro?
I'm so bad right now because I haven't played in a bit.
Let me do one last poll.
Just see like where the rest of the vote goes.
Wow.
All right.
Really, bro.
Really.
Let me change my loadout.
Guys, I don't want to get recognized today, let me see.
So, what do I do?
What do I have to do?
I have to do this.
I have to do this.
I have to do this.
I have to do this.
I have to do this.
I have to do this.
My loadout guys. I don't want to get recognized today. Let me see. So what do I do?
What do I have to do? I have to change this hide fucking user names because you guys add the people and I literally like
Saying I just got streaming in the lobby. That's all right. So it's this right hot avatar images
hide all right
Change names of players wait, I only need this one right
Avatar don't matter right
I want to see the avatar all right um hey guys don't spam L if you voted on a
bro hey this is a democracy bro this is a democracy bro what do you want from
me bro what do you want from me should I just choose myself who voted bro half
over half of you bro over half of you bro how we dead ass all right let me try
to see um chat which skin screams the most okay this is the streamer guy who
just shouts which skin do I need to hide so the enemies don't realize the USPS
yeah yeah yeah USPS let me just go this sexy guardian or that's good and then
And and then the dealer right so
Do we whip out the medusa chat or there's a fiery my oh I haven't used this one in a bit I
This is one of my favorite skins of inventory bro. This was so hard to get
Gonna use this I love shit skins with rare stickers, bro. Ah
boom
Anything else m4a5 no skin. What the fuck did I get hacked?
Suck
Teeside I probably have to change my a.k. Bro. I have no good a.k. Yo, can someone borrow me a sexy ass a.k. Bro
I'm not gonna scam you. I'm not gonna scam you. Oh
I don't have a good one. I
Actually don't
I actually don't have a secondary good one.
I'll use this one.
This one was a gift.
Alright.
Someone got a 60k one, I would actually like use it.
But yeah, I've got no right now.
Alright.
Oh gosh.
Do I need to change my D.G.O.?
I'm going to put blue gem.
I don't know. Understand.
Alright, now we're good. Good coms, good coms.
Alright, here we go.
Chat, do I change my voice or no? I'm also going to change my profile.
Yo, uh, thanks for the Twitch Prime.
De-rived visuals.
I may need to change gran in the back.
Zubau. Please keep talking. Now, battery diffuser. I like that. All right. And then...
Grand I'm sorry how do I change you everyone say oh seven bro everyone say
07 bro what the fuck are these backgrounds
All right, and then what else suck
What why she's still there
All right easy easy easy anything else or no
Do I need to change my avatar I love this avatar
Change your agent no no way bro. I mean wait, maybe I
Just put on default
I
Don't I don't I don't I don't I don't let me see if I got it right now if I got it workshop suck
Hide item showcase chat when you click my profile, what do you see? I have it all private. You shouldn't even see my showcase
Right holy shit cross there
That's good, alright.
Five starts, I'm not no bitch.
Oh.
What's this?
Right, the stressor has us.
Wait a second.
It's way too far away, but I don't even know where I'm shooting.
No.
That's better.
Okay, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, guys, wait.
Come on, come on, let's go.
Wait, wait, I'm looking at the chat right now.
What the fuck is this?
Come on.
Let's go.
Why is my aim so bad right now?
Wait, wait, I'm looking at the chat right now.
What the fuck is this?
Come on.
Let's go.
Why is my aim so bad right now? Wait. What the?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Guys, I have one of the best scores on this map, actually.
You guys always call me trash, but somehow I have one of the best aiming scores on this map, actually.
MP. Restart game one. I need my skins.
But I don't know if I still got it right now, Frag.
Like look, I have 40 bro, XCC 32.
BMAS illiterate pro, 41 bro.
Ah, come on.
Oh, I have all my skin, let's see.
I don't like my crosshair though guys.
Who has my OG crosshair?
feels bad. I had it smaller I think. The length maybe I too? Is this good?
Chez, is this comp or no? Is this comp?
No?
Well, what's this?
Oh, no.
Wait, my aim is HELLO off right now!
bro it's off the looks bro I just need like I need to be in the mod again
bro I haven't see us in so long I haven't see us in so long and I come
reset one time reset one time watch this watch this we got the shit job we got
the shit
am I on bro I gotta get used to my sense I have no confidence right now
Chad don't leave me
Okay the skills are coming back to my hands the skills are coming back to my hands guys
give me bots give me bots oh my god this fucking
map. Guys my skills are coming back bro trust. I need high assemble that's what's
missing right now that ass. Watch this.
Hello.
I'll do one run see what I get right now one run right now I'm not gonna reset
I'm not going to reset. Here we go.
If I get it both, you see I'm ready to play. Three.
Two. Am I crossing a fucking reset?
I think it did. Oh my gosh. This game is so good.
Wasn't it two and three?
Oh my fucking tweaking. Yeah, it was.
Oh here we go. Lock in, lock in. Three, two, one.
Terrible.
This is so bad. Lock in Mark.
I have no confidence.
i have no confidence
yeah brother what
oh my god wait what that's still 31 that's not bad at all bro I shook so hard one more
One more time, one more time. Three, two, one.
Sally, can you get me a good crosshair, bro? My old one?
This one is too big.
No, no, no. This one is too big, bro.
I
Like what?
Haha, it's the cross-air. It's the cross-air guys. I'm a crazy on it. Oh
My god, oh my god
Oh
So annoying
What I'm out I actually like if I have my right cross there, bro, it's it's teach bro. It's teach
This one on work, bro, this one on work this one on work
Guys, why are you making me, why are you making me play CS?
Hey, none of these works.
Ah, work.
Why are you all making me play CS, bro?
Are we trolling? None of these work.
For each one, okay.
Oh my gosh.
My friend, I think that's the one.
A dot crosshair right now.
I think that's the one, guys. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. That could be the one.
Not too late for League yet.
Oh gosh, she bro.
Selgyrath issues in CS with the green screen or no?
Do I need to hide my minimap?
no probably let me just do it so I have no excuse for my teammates all right guys
after this minecraft they're gonna show new mobs and everything minecraft live
Oh, here we go. Sally, pick a smart title. Smart title. Nine? Why are we picking Inferno?
Pink dust. Pink dust. Shies, bro. I don't have a good- I don't have a good angst, bro.
Nine! If it's Inferno, I'm gonna crash out.
Why do you look so mad? Uh, because I'm playing CS.
What?
patient
Oh, I'm out.
Oh my god, oh my let's roll
Oh, what the fuck?
There's one map that I hate, bro.
I actually killed me bro.
Wallahi, I hate this map, Wallahi bro.
Don't need to change my clan.
Guys, all under prediction mods, chat all in.
Wait, can I change my clan tech here?
I can't.
Okay, come on, let's have a good interview, guys, come on.
We're gonna win this game!
I'm gonna do nerd voice, I can't do female right now.
Young guys.
That's fine.
Young guys, where are we going?
We will make progress today.
You guys got mikes?
Oh my, but only one.
Cheetah.
I'm not playing this fucking game.
What up?
relax yo whoever voted on CS brow I need an apology bro no no I did this to
myself
Why is no one talking
Nice we need to work on our commons could have won that if we communicated
Pop on your gun Mike
Papa
Am I playing with AI
Feels like I'm playing with claw.
That's not me.
I'm coming over to A. One is me.
Okay, the other guy is in apartments, I'm going to just plant.
Nice, last is abs.
Fuck me, me ass, bro.
Yo, this game is gonna make me turn into an emo, bro.
I'm getting, yo, I'm mad, bro.
I wanna scream off the top of my lungs right now, bro.
This fucking kid just got a 4K, bro.
This fucking kid just got a 4K, bro.
Do you have the muted? No.
Guys, maybe use this timeout to fix your mics.
With mics we're winning!
Blue! Can you hear me?
Is my mic speaker broken?
What do you mean by that?
But Blue, are you speaking or?
Because I can't hear anyone in the lobby.
Are you all pussies or what?
Why no one's speaking up?
You feel me?
Yeah?
yeah if you have a mic use it we're losing please
like a mic shopped
imagine they're speaking the whole time
no bro
they're actually just all silent
My turn.
What are that you?
Yo yo you guys guys. Should ever say play CS again?
I'm not playing it. I am playing on inferno the one map that I hate
Which is fair, which is fair no reason for me to cry about that, right?
It's a map. It's a map that I should know that I should be able to play blah blah blah blah
But the fact that I'm playing a single player with no one talking bro
This is not fun bro
Wait, but it was only dual Q not quadra Q you're 9
Blue, who are you killing with?
All, all?
Far?
Hmm, can you not speak with me please?
I'm sad.
I feel like I'm left single-trialled.
I should have had that.
Watch this, watch this.
one over there, hit them
oh my god, actually hit them
3, 2, 1, you're dead.
Posh, posh, posh.
No, no.
What?
come come come
yo can you hear me now?
oh my god yeah
Finally, so you're in in a room with four dudes right now with your friends. Yeah, just one friend here
What's up with you what are you doing? I'm just playing some CS looking for friends
Why are you doing with
alone I mean again it's one PC we're just playing together the chicken you know the chicken
chicken jockey what do you mean what do you mean the chicken oh you want to get the drop
Yeah. Good luck on that. I already got mine.
Nice.
It smells so bad.
It's like I'm crazy. What is this? What is this?
Ah, nice fun smoke tool. What?
Oh man, what?
Dang, a slot machine!
Don't you dare.
Ah, hey hey hey!
Get me off of.
That's crazy. I don't know.
Might be.
You think you're sus?
Yeah, I'm not.
I thought I fixed the cheat on you.
sure. Mindstop working. No, no, Gabon is busy now. He's only up, you know. He's only
out playing deadlock. In Dota maybe. What other games do you and your friend play, my friend?
What's your favorite game bro?
My favorite game bro?
Life.
Nice.
I got that.
Photographic memory.
I know where he is.
Watch this.
Okay.
If I see this mooder face one more time after I die, bro, Wallahi, I'm crashing out oh
My god
Three on three
If this was that's two I could cope am I valid like for being annoyed
On my a bitch
Say it to my face, bro
You're Mazzarone thing with the two months kicks thing for the three months
Seaman thing for the two months
You're both that's fine
As long as I'm right on being annoyed
I'll take being a bitch all fun. Thank you tier one lens in the church crime
Soo kablia
It's got the lurks, 1v3.
Let's hope for a game, absolutely not, what am I doing?
Guys we come back on CT side, CT side is going to be so much fun, let's try a strat
bro let's just rush to apps okay by Mctense jump out of the window back in
button everyone go come come follow me follow me follow me a pop oh my god
That man shimmy up.
I'm back.
That's alright.
I don't die yet.
Locking, locking.
I shouldn't be this, don't be greedy.
I'm coming back towards me.
You're playing against cheaters, lad. Say Wulahi.
Awa.
oh my oh my oh my I'm done with CS this my last CS game no no no this my last
in front of game this my last in front of game so can you hold me up plan I tried
last round I want listen I'm done trying I'm done with this game I'm done
with life and then maybe you said that maybe they listen to you they don't listen to me
Yeah, let's get him.
Try me.
There's always open meat just in front of me.
Okay, I'm going down, I'm going down.
Go beat him.
I can move someone.
There's a wolf here.
Nice! Come on, push, push, push!
Yeah, go.
I
Doesn't know about this angle
Oh my god.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm going to rotate around, it's probably already saving.
Nice.
Nice.
My god, we can win.
Chad, winnable or no?
Winnable or no?
chat winnable or no winnable or no
where's the believers bro everyone type in chat who put something on the prediction
i wanna see who believes and who not
i wanna see who believes and who not
if you have a tool next to your name you are my op
they're discussing their cheats bro
can we discuss our cheats?
maybe it shoots in the head and aim first?
should i download? should i download?
yo yo yo yo no
why not? why not?
they ain't gonna map you
You don't you're not happy by joining them. We can defeat them. But how are we gonna defeat them without programs?
The power of friendship that's bullshit
Okay
Okay, I'm on boss kind now
Rock and roll.
Yaakom, pay for the 10 fucking gifted, baby!
Wait, Minecraft added three subs?
Oh my god.
Infinite money glitch.
Thank you for the 13 gifted and told like ass.
That's a fucking chat.
Exciting.
Thank you, Yaakom, for the 13, bro.
Holy moly.
I don't know if we can abuse me again
You said abuse?
Nya
Okay, f**k, don't boost me bro
Mmm, I got flashed
Nice yellow, yellow eyes
I have a smoke bro you wanna go meet? I smoke a short maybe?
Yeah? Yeah use your smoke I'll drop you an extra one
That's a good smoke
Go go go
Go
What do you mean y'all?
I'm trying to sell, oh my god.
Is that guy cheating?
My pawns are making me back life.
Adios payasos.
Back life!
Pedro this game is fucking trash bro.
crash bro watch this watch this watch this
okay please open a case or something
just give me this off
you see that? yeah nice kill bro
fire so pressing fire okay you're starting dominance they're scared of you
you're a sql charcoal thank you for the fucking 12 gifted three two one i like yeah what
actually flash for me baby here okay you didn't make the one do it again three two
Nice.
Are you smoking?
No, no!
What the fuck?
Fuck this trash.
Fuck this bullshit ass.
Fuck this bullshit ass game, bro!
No, fuck this map.
Why am I fronting this game, bro?
It's just a map, isn't it?
Fuck this game.
Fuck this game.
Fuck this game.
it's just it's just a map isn't it
wanna cry
I'm planting.
Bomb has been planted.
She at the end.
God.
WOAH!
Hello?
We are the only ones talking, and we're both bottom-fragging, maybe we shoulds about.
What are we doing wrong, bro?
Are you all just focused on like, talking with me because I'm focused on just talking
with you right now?
from what the fuck is this name? let's go!
what the fuck are you doing?
oh my god i found one
are you proud of him?
we're still bottom frangin bro let's be proud when we win
No, you are bottom frangin. You're a bad boy.
Wow.
Church.
Wow, blue! Good shot. That was so hot. Yeah, so good.
Oh, no, no, no.
Get me out of this game, yo.
Is this their last time-outs?
Is this the same...
They had every time-out, and...
We've had more time-outs than actually playing.
Is this the state of FAMAS?
Did you count?
Yeah.
We've been waiting for 7 minutes.
What are you doing during this timeouts? What are you doing right now? What are you doing right now?
What are you wearing? No, what are you doing right now?
Is he asking what I'm wearing? No, what are you doing right now?
I'm good. How are you?
Okay, I'm also good nice
So do you come here often?
I don't know, do you live around here?
Yeah, in the middle of the street, are you calling me a homeless maybe?
No, what if you have an apartment over there, over there, over there, or you maybe...
Do you think I would be out here trying to block the thing if my house was there, bro?
I don't know.
You're right, you're right.
Maybe you work at the church, I don't know.
I mean, I haven't seen you plant the bomb yet.
yet you're just killing people
who's talking in the back who's not hey it's my friend friend or
who is he? who is he?
that's my friend bro
hmmm okay
negative
no
you wanna join?
passive aggressive uh... what
nothing
why are you
i'm trying to call it
he sounds
lock in lock in
chat watch this watch this watch this watch this
that's a free op right here
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
One out!
He picked!
One more!
One more next!
come on we went on city side you're five kills the ball
where you're chill bro but i need to get my frustration frustration out bro
they are toxic good come on come on come on
should i play lb?
ok
nice papa
you're dead
nice nice
one another one another
You're dumb baby, you're dumb.
Duh-dum!
Hey!
That was literally a headshot, bro.
Nah, he's...
Is that an iPad?
I heard him.
I can't get on the terrace to win a champion.
come on
chat do they see that?
when you get the last kill
does an outer spectate on you?
yeah right?
oh god
don't show that clip to my narend
i have the view uh
orange
okay i'm gonna add you back after
go go go
go go
come on
go
Yo, I put the question mark, question mark, question mark.
Watch this, watch this.
Yo, where's the help, bro?
Micros lack in 20 minutes? Easy.
Where are you going, bro?
You wanted to visit them?
I was trying to visit you and Deespawn.
And again, that's not my house. I would have watered it.
Oh, silly me. Silly me.
Smoke.
Ah, what's this?
G, Y, and E. He probably at the start.
Aggie.
Eagerly.
Ow.
I just need to guess more.
Ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
L...
L...
L-DOS
Um...
E...
E-A
Sports!
Shit.
Wow.
Oh, you're still below me!
Are you a botan?
Are you a f***ing botan?
fuck this game bro like robo la here I'm not having fun bro I only have fun like
yapping right now bro fuck this map what's this if I die here I'm gonna
on itself
try to annoy your teammates bro I'm trying to win I'm trying to win oh so
why is my CS still lagging it's still full laggy
bro lock in my points I got you I got you
you know what I do
oh 9, hey white open
there's nobody with me and you are 3B
watch me watch me watch me watch me I'll make you proud
okay okay watch it
watching
watch
I
Be watching for that was I'm sorry. I wish you didn't see that
I need a good gun I need a good gun just go watch my crap. Yes after after
guys we have to hurry up there's a new Minecraft mob that's getting released in
10 minutes I want to see it what there's a new Minecraft mob Minecraft life
event it's in 10 minutes I'm trying to see that we don't know yet we don't know
I think I think why keep repeating yourself yourself. What do you mean?
Ah six seven HP nice nice and I'm out
I'm looking, wait, wait, people back on me, come on, lock and lock him.
I hit this.
Is he dead?
Yeah, probably.
Guy, careful, he's already pushed.
Oh, I have no chance.
chance
jump on top of my hat
is this romantic?
nooo
i'm so sorry
bro, please win this
Yeah, this is actually Muda, is it not?
Do you like it?
Looks like Muda, plays like Muda.
No, four minutes for Minecraft event.
Are you gonna desert us?
We have to lose fast.
Lose?
Uh...
Lose!
No, win, win, win, win.
We don't lose!
Yeah, yeah, we don't lose, we don't lose.
Yo, yeah, I can't think of the six gifted subs one of them was from Minecraft. I appreciate that. I appreciate that
Let's fight before
I need my bullets, I need my bullets.
Am I lagging?
Guys, my shots connect very late.
Are you serious?
I need to read a really fast.
Yo, Blanc.
What do you do?
I walk here, you?
No, no, you stupid.
I said what are you doing?
What are you doing?
That's a job.
Wouldn't you like to know where the boy is?
I would love to know.
Where's this?
Sorry, boss.
No, you're good, you're good.
I hear a...
Ah, come on.
You're distracting me, bro.
Hmm.
Heeeeeee.
Watch this, watch this.
Okay.
Oh, you whipped out the long one.
What?
The long, the long gun.
Go wild, go wild.
Yo, Mr. C Min. C Min with the five fucking gift.
One of them from Minecraft. I appreciate that.
Awesome to check right now.
What's this?
What is that name? C Min?
Hell no.
DBRT radio
okay
droid flashbang
nope
sighted
yes sighted
jump one
okay
fire
Did you see I hit him on my screen you see that clip it
his head fat like went back your daily party with the 20 what the fuck are the
gifts right now 20 to play most yes I'm getting
hello gifted where did I learn the what what did you ask me the names the
names I don't know your name but you can tell me
What's this? What's this? I appreciate that diddy party, bro
Minecraft left when
We have to push guys
It's coming
I'm gonna kill you.
Don't tell me it started.
It started in 10 minutes, no?
Do you play Minecraft or Minecraft?
Is that the pre-shows?
12 minutes of that! We're good! We're good!
We're good! We're good! We're good!
Oh my god, perfect timing, no? Actually perfect timing.
Mort, you have to insert change title and category bro, so I don't get banned.
Good job.
Insta, Insta, Insta, Insta, Insta.
Ask your teammate to drop a nade and sell it. Wait, sell it out?
Does that work?
Can you drop me a nade?
Like who, a nade?
Nade count.
Why, why? I can't.
Yeah, he's left 4, wait.
Yeah.
How weak are we?
It's 10 to 10 now, you stupid.
It's like saying you have a dollar and like, wait, we can buy a milk.
Of course you can.
You will miss the MC live? No, no, no, inside's at 10.
We have to push the minecraft life is done
I'm pushing guys for minecraft for minecraft
For my crap
Okay, okay, I'm gonna move as a life
Where are you from?
I'm from Switzerland
Stay something in the streets and lagging
Oh, we speak French over here
When you clutch
Bro, my shit is lagging bro, did you see that peak?
What is this shit?
Don't speak in French there
Why testing me you don't you don't trust me
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Nice, good job, good job.
You're never saying good job to me.
It's homeboy.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Google, Google, fuck, fuck.
Okay.
Yeah?
No.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Nice.
Hang on.
Oh no.
Loosable.
Push.
Minecraft life is starting, please.
Yellow, please, push.
That's not pushing.
You're pushing bullets, not your body.
Nice!
Yeah, come on.
Your viscose O.T.
Gidge.
We can't let this go to OT guys.
Oh no.
Chat play safe or push?
Nine minutes.
What?
We can't go to OT guys.
We can't go to OT.
I don't have time.
Let's show them who we are.
Minecraft.
Minecraft live.
Yeah bro, yeah, yeah, yeah watch out
Give somebody on discord to stream it to you
Pops low.
Oh, yep.
Shot.
Wait, my battery is low.
That's why I'm playing bad.
Before I started streaming, the light was red.
I think it's delayed.
I think it's delayed
Started no didn't roll eight minutes eight minutes was it late
Roads in eight minutes it starts at
We're good shit
afterwards instant
Guys we have to lose now. I mean, let's try to win
Let's go away. Can I borrow your knife, maybe? Just for a beef?
Do you want to borrow my knife? Yeah, I'm just gonna get his back, of course.
What are you gonna do for me? Yo, yo. You wanna buy me now?
No, listen. All I know is we have to lose this game right now.
No, no, no, no. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try to win.
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna control the gun
I have too much ADHD for this fucking map
No
I'm so happy that I made it.
really? yeah yeah so i could spend more time with you guys what? you play a lot with minecraft?
Yeah, I'm pretty good at it.
I sound so nerdy.
Alright.
Not so much.
Guys, do you see my legs or not?
my legs or not like be that ass since when is CS so laggy it has never been
laggy for me
wall I don't know son you know what I'm like other like stutters it's not FPS
it's internet I need to play my favorite game I need to play your favorite game
what is it kingdom hearts that's like final fantasy slope no no no my favorite
game already has to date on ps2 where i love to be
i don't like playing games like that
i know all of the games
can i come on?
kingdom hearts
sounds like a slug
i feel the land
i don't understand
what changed? i'm on the right thing chair
i don't have like the thing on
In the area, I'm calling smoke.
People are teleporting.
What's coming?
Lay down smoke.
Should I be scared now?
Smoke.
I win.
Am I greedy and I repeat?
I'm hit.
Oh my god.
Let's see.
We need some smoke.
Where's energy? No, it's not.
Yeah, I'm not bad at this.
Let me just check.
Okay.
E-G-Y.
It's not energy.
G
Ah
Effigy no, there's no I in it
Oh, don't tell me it's starting
I
Mean it's all up to rush
No, it's so bad what was that?
This was one or until you have been banned and designed I don't know
I hope he's dead right now.
He's dead.
Yeah, if you throw him out, I'm gonna die of the anxiety of being...
They're coming for your family.
Yeah, but...
I don't throw him out of the...
Nobody's safe.
I don't throw in the game for men.
I only throw in this kid's game, you're snarling.
Damn, I just win.
yo how are you at six counts you kind of useless
bro you don't want to if you were here you would understand but you're not so
it's your friend like it's your friend like making you not focus you know what
I mean yeah you know you know it's fine
No, stop!
You're piping?
Lating.
I'm hyperventilating.
Ah, I thought you were saying that you're piping him.
Okay, check, check.
Sorry, miscommunication.
It's actually a loss, it's just two minutes.
Oh, a wing.
My scroll wheel is broken!
Come on, B, come on, B.
And you're done
Hit him, hit him!
Three, two, one
This event includes both pre-runner and gameplay footage. Gameplay footage may include add-ons, mods, work and progress material and early builds. It's all subject to change.
No!
Fuck! Guys, we need to rush! Rush me! Rush me!
Rush me, will rock! Trust me!
My god, oh my god!
Check to know what they're gonna release or not!
I'm Jens Bergenstein, Chief Creative Officer at Mojang Studios.
Once again, I'm asking you to give us your full attention, because we have a truly jammed
and micro-fly.
Fuck!
I wish I could!
Maybe we can put the most exciting thing at the end.
Nice!
Let's rush me, bro!
Come on!
card because that's not it. But let me continue. We have returned from the northern Hemisphere summer
and the rolling up of sleeves for another season of great launches and cool features.
There are a lot of them coming. But today I also want to take a moment to talk about a new initiative.
The Minecraft community is packed with creativity. Through artists, designers, modders and more.
Many of you have also taken the step to become professional creators.
But we know that right now there are too many obstacles stopping you from creating and sharing your take on Minecraft.
Backroom speech on the Minecraft, jitch.
Our goal is to inspire and enable new generations of Minecraft creators.
We want to improve the tools and systems to make it easier to create, manage, and share game content.
Nice, I didn't try to draw, I actually tried to win.
Wait for that one.
Listen to me.
Guys, no, no, no, listen, listen.
Don't be mad about this loss.
We had fun.
We had fun.
Add me, bro.
You want to add me?
Have a nice day.
Add me maybe later.
Hmm.
OK.
Hey, I'll see you.
I'll see you around.
Bye-bye.
OK, bye-bye.
Bye.
All right, here we go.
Lock in, guys.
It's Minecraft time.
Minecraft time.
How did I do that game, be honest?
We wouldn't have more Minecraft without Minecraft.
WT mates, WT's in the chat room.
WT Agnes.
Hi everyone, I'm Agnes, the vanilla Minecraft game director.
Our amazing teams are working on so many exciting things,
and I'm very happy that you get to shine.
Bro, why do I try to win? What do you mean?
Will this bound what's yet to come?
I actually thought Rashmi would...
What happened like and work before but no one was listening everyone plays and creates with
This is definitely one of the best things about working on minecraft
The first few weeks of the drop are always really special for us like we keep sending community creations to each other
What can we expect?
And also a lot of joy. I forgot what minecraft life is. This is massive though
Is this where they do release them up?
Is it the voting?
And update? New realm?
Stop.
The Cushion, for example, created so many sharing moments for us.
Like players using the Cushions to make a monorail,
and so many precious decorative things, like the really pretty pillars.
since the cushion is an entity it means that it can be placed very freely if you
don't add any like a totally office and I remember discussing this with Jenny
update and we decided that we should embrace this creative chaos and let the
players place the cushion in any way they want to and it was a bit of a chaotic
decision but I'm feeling very happy about it especially after seeing all the
Amazing things she don't have made with the cushion yeah, if she saw my fucking Minecraft world she would be like I was a shit
Why are we even releasing this?
Jet I've never done I think something beautiful in Minecraft
I don't have it and it makes me kind of sad and of course we hope that you first of all it's too much work
I ain't gonna cut us some wool, bro
I'm just gonna use the basic looks like cobblestone the most I will do is put them into a furnace and make normal stone
So I'm already limited myself I guess but even creative I couldn't do something where you say
this is beautiful.
Could I?
I've never really tried it.
Looking ahead we have even more plans for the aspirational adventures path.
We want to add new exciting challenges, meaningful rewards to be players reasons to out on these
adventures and also some new really interesting things.
so new really aspirational content and these aspirational features can enhance your experience
even longer before you play with them because when playing a game there is something magical
to know if there's always more things to do. Later today we will be sharing the very first
details of one important milestone on our aspirational adventures path. I have seen
so speculation in the community that we are working on things beyond the game drops.
And this is indeed something we have been working on for quite some time.
And of course we will also be showing off our brand new
Cod Chilli game drop coming later this year.
But more on all this later, so see you very soon!
Hello everyone, my name is Laura Villarenz and I am the design director for Minecraft
Dungeons 2.
On Tuesday, we're finally releasing the game we've been working so so hard on and we couldn't
be more excited.
The world of dungeons is facing an ecosystem imbalance that threatens to destroy the overworld.
So it's up to you and your friends to figure out what's wrong, restore the balance and
save the world as you adventure through the world of dungeons you'll find secrets
you'll see a new dimension you'll fight lots of mobs and you'll find you look so
so much loot we are super excited for you to play mancraft dungeons too
After we defeated the arch-illager in Minecraft Dungeons, we returned to the camp in Squid
Coast to celebrate.
What we didn't know then was that the camp would be attacked by villagers.
And that is where Minecraft Dungeons 2 picks up.
So you have to help the villagers escape Squid Coast, cross the ocean, and find a new home
for themselves in the town of Braving.
I've never played dungeons, only in the Varned Up.
So when you start to game and you start to explore outside of Bravehaven,
you quickly notice there is something wrong with the world.
It looks cool though.
There is a soul corruption happening in the overworld.
You can see poles of Skulk and souls leaking in some environments.
It turns out there are these three elegers, an evoker, an enchanter,
and an illusionary that have found this mysterious source of power.
And with this power, they have formed the Eligir High Council.
Animations, look, I'm alive! I'm alive!
One of the new things in Minecraft Tendency 2 is how we've structured the world.
In the first game, you had these linear missions that you went on from start to finish.
And in the second game, we've instead built what we call an interconnected world.
Many larger areas that you can go between and explore more than you can in the first game.
So now the world is much more open for you to go and take your own route.
It's just this feeling that it's an endless adventure and you're not as boxed in anymore,
so you have this freedom to explore.
In this game you actually get to know the villagers a little bit better.
So that's one of the first things that I fell in love with with this game was when I got to
interact with them and I got to help them as a player. I wish I thought it was super fun.
Of course they still go, huh? One thing that I think is super exciting is to be able to jump.
It's something that you can do in regular Minecraft and it feels really natural and it
gives us this nice new personality as you play through the game. We can do like little parkour
sections hide secrets and then we've combined that with jump attacks so you get new opportunities
in combat.
That's pretty awesome.
Yeah.
But I have one with the inventory in Microtangents 2 we've taken the armor slot from the first
game and we've split that up into four so we have helmet, chest plate, leggings and boots.
On top of that we've added talismans which is an all new item type so talismans give
passive bonuses that specialise you in a certain playstyle, so more arrows, for example,
with melee damage, more having companions like the wool for the iron column.
A central part to the story of this game is that rifts have started appearing across the overworld,
and as you enter it, you get transported to somewhere you'd never seen before.
The sift.
As you step into the sift for the first time, you'll see this environment is really vibrant.
It's lush. It's rich with souls.
It is beautiful. That was the first thing I thought when I saw it.
I was like, wow, this is beautiful.
When the development of Dungeons 2 started, we were discussing where can we go next.
And we realized it had been over a decade since we added a new dimension to Minecraft.
to Minecraft. New dimensions are of course very important and they truly expand the universe.
We thought it was very important for all the teams to get involved in figuring out what
would this new dimension be. Wait, wait, wait, just a dungeon for normal Minecraft?
The first biome you arrive in in the safe is the meadows. It's a really, really beautiful
biome. And then the further you go into the safe, you encounter more biomes. And one of
of the biomes you will see is more of like a desert biome, we call it the carapace and
it's full of huge bone structures that you will encounter, that is one of my favorite
biomes.
The waves talking about it, it seems like he's hinting at it.
At the time when the Nether and the Enver introduced, we were kind of working on the
game almost like a game jam.
Every week we had a new idea and we would release it almost the same week, so we were
kind of going along with the development of the game as we felt like.
And now when we're making the shift in Minecraft Dungeons 2, we're doing it so much more intentional
and we felt that the most important thing was that it felt complementary to the existing
dimensions so that when you go there, it will feel different, it will look different, but
also creating those exciting combat encounters you would expect from an action adventure
game.
This is just the start of our journey.
We are going to be releasing updates for the game as we go and we have planned a couple
of DLCs which will bring the players to exciting new places and introducing more mobs to Minecraft.
Okay, enough Minecraft action too, great!
I'm a normal MC.
Ready?
Ready?
Yes.
It is great to be back with you all at Minecraft Live.
Last time we announced that Minecraft World is coming to Chessington World of Adventures
Resort in London.
It's going to be the world's first theme park land dedicated to all things Minecraft
and it's opening in 2027.
Should we go check it out?
No.
Here at Minecraft World, things have gotten quite a bit bigger.
Bigger.
Bigger.
Minecraft World will have something for all types of players, whether you prefer exploring
You're picking a rag head, I'm going.
A little more adventurous.
Like a roller coaster?
This is Escape the Nether,
the world's first Minecraft roller coaster.
This indoor-outdoor ride
will be the ultimate Minecraft adventure
and like nothing you've experienced before.
As a kid, this probably hits, bro.
Escape the Nether is coming in 2027,
along with a whole lot more in Minecraft worlds.
Is that for now?
Let's get back to the Mojang office.
We're going to have one in my busy world.
It is going to be intense,
but we also got one more thing to share with you.
We are so excited to reveal
that we are also opening the very first Minecraft hotel.
Yo, you ain't Pokemon, bro.
It's going to be something special.
A place where your adventures will continue
even after you left the park.
Will you be greeted by your favorite mobs?
dive into a deep-sea diner and rest surrounded by all things Minecraft.
So when Minecraft World opens next year, you might as well just get to experience Minecraft World in real life.
You'll be all the right way to use it.
You'll sleep in it.
And the best part?
You won't have to leave.
Ever?
Brock Brock, I'm a chicken.
That sounded weird.
That's because we're giving you the smartest board of sounds.
Introducing...
Sleep Effect Packs!
Oh, woo!
You'll finally have the power to replace Minecraft sounds
to make it sound like this...
or old school.
Oh!
That's kinda cool!
Or even more creepy.
Taxa packs and sound packs!
Or just playing whatever this is.
Oh, I feel so good!
You used the new sounds to make the soundscapes of your dreams!
That's good, that's good!
Okay, that's enough!
Sorry, sound effects packs are coming to Minecraft's market place later this year.
But you can add them to your wish list now.
Prepare to let your creativity see what you're up to.
Yay!
And Java Edition will just have a mod for that.
And now it's time to take a look at our never-before-seen game drop coming later this year.
So grab a straw bed, your leather boots and a few extra torches and come travel with me
to the colder parts of Minecraft.
cold biomes have always had their own unique mood. They're beautiful, mysterious and somehow
both adventurous and cozy at the same time. Whether you're crossing a frozen river at
sunrise or watching snow fall outside your cabin, they create moments that feel uniquely
Minecraft. But those chilly adventures have mostly stayed above the ground and we thought
It was time to change that.
Ice caves?
Snow!
We can make a new one as well.
Like a grizzly bear.
So the ice caves are our newest cave biome.
Joining the Driftsun caves, Lush caves and of course South fur caves.
It's our very first like really cold underground biome.
You get into this beautiful picturesque landscape where you will find so many ideas for your new builds.
Super cold caves with lots of eyes, also lots of cow's-eye blocks.
So, yeah, we're here so we can show these ice caves to you today.
The core elements of the visual design for the ice caves
is this interplay between darkness and light.
And one of the first parts for the light part is the ice crystals.
The ice crystal is a new introduction of another crystal block,
Very similar to the Amethyst block, but this one grows naturally on the floor of the ice caves.
The ice crystals are the main source of light in the ice caves, and having light and shadow contributes to creating this sense of depth.
They're super pretty, they emit light, you can place them wherever you want.
This is cool, but it's not blowing high socks off.
So, I think it has a lot of...
It doesn't want to make you start a new world and hop in, you know, and play fun.
I personally really like about the ice cave specifically in comparison to other caves.
I want in low damage.
It forces you to choose your exploration a bit more carefully.
Like usually you can just run into a cave, put your torches anywhere and you're good to go.
In this case you actually have to be mindful of where you're putting your torches
because light is something that can turn into a problem here.
On end updates.
The icicles on the ceiling are falling down when they get exposed to too much light.
So you might endanger yourself by just putting your torches somewhere.
on your dimension which is creating this very cool pull of you want to explore more but it's also
going to be more is how everyone is saying what do you mean by that like a new ice
case like entering the grandiose and fragile world and ice equals falling ice equals grow on
the ceiling of the caves and only on the ceilings and the ground if they want they leave little
particles from their teeth that add a lot of ambience to the cave.
I think the thing I really like is that it gives very
contrasting feelings. Like in one way it's more, okay this is pretty,
like the colors and it's it's grand. And then at the same place it's like
oh because both of these feels very cold, which is
children, it's freezing. But it's also like kind of scary or maybe I missed.
Easily scared. I kept in the thought that you have a lot of things
so so obstructing the view with the view,
jights, if for some reason it's another one,
like they contribute to that.
And then you also talk longer and lingering in the distance
so you never know what's gonna jump on you.
Do in development we have seen a lot of crazy,
beautiful stuff inside the ice caves.
Yeah, of course our procedural generation
is always very interesting.
I think the most striking are the ones with lava
because there's a crazy contrast between love and ice,
which maybe doesn't make super sense,
but it's very, very interesting and fun and pretty.
It's such an important part of Minecraft
that we really wanted to be super exciting to explore.
Like the first time, but it was like 50 years
of Minecraft because you still find things.
You didn't understand.
We're going to introduce shaders, like all of the ice caves
and even the lava is that that interaction
creates this sensation of the environment being alive.
It brings so much life to the ice caves.
When working on the sulfur caves,
one thing that the community pointed out very quickly
was that there's not a lot of oars there.
So we took that to heart
and we made sure that this time
we find a better solution for it.
I don't want any more of the world.
Ice caves are gonna be very interesting for mining.
Oars in these caves, they generate these ice flochips.
Downstone and deep sleep so it's better far and where ors are gonna be combine that with the
Ability to mine ice pretty quickly because it's a very fragile substance
And you have an easier time finding resources than ever
As the prettiest they like the ice caves are actually pretty dangerous
You know you have your usual underground trance like creepers
spiders
Skeleton
Zombies and
The frozen zombie variant is the newest member of the zombie family, crept under ice, they're
now crawling back to the surface to hunt you, and they pack quite a punch.
You see that it's clearly a zombie, like it has that zombie vibe, but then it's covered
in ice and snow, like on the head, on the arms, on the feet.
Yeah, if a player encounters the frozen, the frozen is going to charge at the player,
when they hit the player they're gonna give them the freezing effect which is gonna freeze
up the player over time and make them slower and deal additional damage.
So it becomes very dangerous when there is a truce and another mob because you know you
can't really run away.
What makes this mob specifically challenging is that it doesn't only have one mode of attack.
Some of them will spawn with a new ice ball, which means that you also have a ranged attack.
The deal damage and the damage they deal is based on the speed. They have quite a sharp
acceleration, like snowballs do.
It's like an arrow. You can one shot anyone with an arrow. If you speed it up enough.
Like in real life.
Oh yeah.
You can once with the break.
If you defeat one of those frozen with an ice ball, they might drop it for you.
Same with a new ice ball.
You also can craft freezing potions, which I think are going to be very fun in PvP,
because they allow you to slow down your opponents.
They also deal a bit of damage.
So what we have so far shared about our upcoming drop is a brand new ice cave biome
with the ice crystals, the ice cycles, and the frozen zombie variant with ice balls,
and the freezing effect.
All the things you've heard about today will come out of testing soon.
And we can't wait to see what you build and when you find inside the icecapes.
Let's change the teaching.
Alright, let's see the new damage. All the end update.
There's been so much exciting news in this Minecraft live.
I'm really looking forward to visiting Minecraft World and trying out that new roller coaster.
We're also excited to see you explore the new features in the holiday drop.
And, of course, playing Minecraft alludes to.
Earlier in the show, we talked about our design philosophy for Minecraft.
We're always thinking about what's coming in the short term, as well as later down the line.
Our upcoming drop, featuring those beautiful ice caves, will be entering testing soon.
Just one more thing.
Before we go.
Yes!
We have one more thing to share.
This is the thing!
Something extra.
Extra.
Special.
Oh my god, it's actually time!
That's what they said.
And the next one is a mission.
It's an evil.
They're actually the thing.
Just like iPhone.
With iPhone 2.
Oh my god!
New dimension!
What is that?
What is that?
What the hell is that?
It's like a...
What the hell is that?
It's like a squishy from Tik Tok show.
This gift is coming to normal my church, Yama!
Next year, you will be able to enter the Sifth Vanilla Minecraft.
This will be the first new dimension in over 14 years,
joining the power world, the Nether and the End as our fourth dimension.
As I mentioned earlier, the SIFT is one important step
on our aspirational adventures journey.
But it's not the end of it.
It would be fun if you can stay and join for the Deep Dig
where we will be playing Dimeons 2
and exploring our new ice cave.
We are so fast.
And it starts right now.
We are so fast.
The SIFT dimension.
Welcome to the Minecraft Live Deep Dig Aftershow.
We have lots to explore today as we take a first detailed look at a public app,
including the Ice Caves and the Frozen Zombie,
as well as checking out the SIFT in Minecraft Engines 2.
Joining me are a mix of developers and creators who will offer their insights,
as well as first impressions as we go along.
So let's get to it!
Okay, let's get started by getting to know you louder. Will you please introduce yourself?
Hi everyone, I am Laura Villarens and I'm the design director for Minecraft Dungeons 2.
Welcome! And Phil's a great guy!
I don't know, who are you and what do you do?
I'm Phil, aka Phil's in. I primarily play Minecraft Hardcore mode on Twitch and YouTube.
But I have dabbled quite a bit into Dungeons as well, so I'm excited to get into this.
Nice.
Awesome. And Klaus, please introduce yourself.
Hi, I'm Klaus, one of the production director on the team. Super excited to be here today.
And speaking of exciting, Minecraft Dungeons 2 launches on Tuesday. How are you feeling?
Ah, I cannot wait. I cannot wait.
It's worked so hard to make it as good as possible and I am very excited to see what everybody thinks.
It's good that we have Filza here. I'm sure he'll give you some thoughts today.
I hope they're good.
Filza, you've played a lot of the original Minecraft Dungeons.
Yeah, I was into my belly.
How are you feeling about this?
Very excited.
What are you excited about?
really going to jump attack that's why you like I'm gonna be spamming that so
much but the sift is like super interesting too and for those of you
that have played my government's one you would go back to the camp after every
It's probably ISAG, the Veletha.
But in the Netherlands too, we don't have any missions.
But we have some things we want.
This is the town.
And this is the place to encounter merchants,
upgrade your weapons, reset a little bit,
and then go back to the dungeon.
One thing that I wanted to show you,
Filza, before we let you in and let you try this out,
is that, as Filza was saying, jumping.
Yes.
And with jumping, we added jump attacks.
I wanna play it right fucking now, bro.
Then you dimension.
Oh my God, they said it comes out next year on Java, right?
Look at this.
This is how they placed it.
They didn't even show us nothing here.
Overworld Nether and this sift.
Special.
Let me see this clip one more time.
special.
Is there anything that we missed?
This fucking dummy bear.
Suck.
We missed X for a ride on the left, maybe?
No.
Haha.
Hi, guys.
next year you will be able to end imagine a new boss imagine a new boss or something
fuck man fuck man I want to play Minecraft bro do I play another game of fucking torture
I can't end it on an inferno, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Oh my god.
That shit made me depressed. Oh my god, I'm mad.
Oh!
Oh, hell no.
Play Minecraft.
What am I supposed to play in Minecraft?
I could lock into 2B2T for the first time in a month.
I leaked my cards the last time.
Imagine the inferno again. I may actually like...
Like I don't even know I don't want to think about that
Hypixel Sky Wars
Would I be good at Sky Wars?
Chat what is this one mode called where these guys are making traps and shit
Uh, hop light or something?
Is that shit fun?
I've never played it.
Mmm.
Does it have VC or no?
Does it have VC?
I've never played that ever.
I only watched this one guy make traps in that mode.
You're gonna get cooked?
No, moked.
What is moked?
Holy, OG username.
Oh my god, Jovara.
the hell um what version is hoplite what version is hoplite
I really do need VC though guys can I use my donut client on now 1.21.1
with the VC plugin or no will I have VC on hoplite or no is it like the same
one the same plug-in yes oh my god I'd say less say less what's IP what's IP
I may only play one game though we'll see if it's fun I may stay I don't even
know what the mode is about
what are the odds of me winning the first game
Let's see.
The hell is this?
Why are you saying GG? Why are you saying GG?
Chad Hoplant is trusted, right? I'm like...
Work, is it trusted or not? Like the devs and stuff?
I don't have Lunar Klein guys, I only have Voskline and Corsforge.
Watch.
That suck.
Do I need Luna?
Like this?
Don't say to you guys please I'm scared I've never
Yo yo can you hear me?
Yo can you hear me bro?
Yo yo yo guys can you hear me?
So why can't they hear me?
Uh Zolo or Sif?
Okasun
Zolo?
Okay, I'm just gonna team no.
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Yo, Brown, can you hear me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm scared.
Who wants to team?
Who wants to team?
Yo, Outwork.
Guys, if you count the count on me,
if you see me with the 2011 MineCon camp,
we team, okay, let's make a team.
Let's make a team.
Come on, Brown.
That ain't no
Yeah, can you guys see me or no
Oh no.
Yo, I know the number one half-eyed player.
Yo, I know the number one half-eyed player.
I can get you to play with them.
The name is Swaggat.
Swaggat.
Swaggat number one half-eyed.
Already linked?
Nice, I got it.
All right, come on.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, let's team, let's team, let's team, let's team.
Chad, in the middle of this mood, right?
Yo, yo, yo, blazer, blazer, let's team, right?
Yo, yo, yo, you want a team, blazer, you want a team?
Yo yo yo, yo yo!
Blazer, is Teeming allowed or no?
Teeming!
Yeah bro, is Teeming allowed or no?
It's not allowed if they can't see us.
Not allowed if they can't see us.
Bro, leave me some loot, leave me some loot.
Don't take it all, don't take it all.
Please.
You got a weapon or you got a weapon
Chet how do you I get do I just farm a tree?
You got a mind for iron on mine for iron am I doing a let's play I'm a playing hop line. What are you saying boy?
Yeah, you must be new from chess. You gotta earn it. You gotta mine it
I will unbox the soft from a chest
You're the best hop-light player. I can tell you.
Yup. You're right behind them, buddy.
You're right behind them. You don't know me yet, though.
Guys, let's take over the dungeon. Come on.
Let's get some good loot. Let's get some good loot.
I bet.
Ah! Thanks for the boost.
YOLO!
What is this guy doing?
Is he trying to kill me or boosting?
Appreciate the boost.
I'm ready.
Yo, hey, stop!
Yeah, boost, boost! Oh my god!
You're dead!
I can't help over here.
I saw that!
what the fuck why did like 50 people and follow me the fuck is this am I
cooked oh my gosh you use you're good bro
I'm trapped
It teleported us, teleported
We can show you the log out spot
Can you mine me out?
Yeah
Because I have no loot on me, you don't have to do this
We were in the log out spot
Can you mine me out?
It's like 2B, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'm so sorry. I just don't know if I can trust it right now. I feel like I'm going to take that.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Okay, so why are we not here?
Can you mind me out?
Oh my god, thank you bro. I actually thought you guys were dropping me out.
Do you want to see the logger squad?
Yeah, I'd love to.
They didn't teleport to us.
The fuck are you wearing?
You got that berberion, but what is that t-shirt?
Yes.
What is that t-shirt?
It's an AK.
Oh, oh.
It's an AK.
Oh, like that.
I see, I see.
Yeah, I think.
Just throw a part to us.
You will see.
We have a surprise for you.
At the Logo spot.
It's like 2B2T.
Okay.
I'm gonna TP to you and you're not gonna do anything to us.
No, no.
No, no, no, we promise
We promise very promise. We promise you guys sound trustworthy, bro. I'm not gonna lie. Okay. I'm gonna TP to oh
Qo Qo
Yep, thanks for making sure like I had 2.8 bill. How did he make that fucking money?
Qo
What
QO? What? QO?
What is this?
Look look look!
We killed him, we killed him, we killed him!
Can I have a picture?
Oh my god, yes you can son!
I was the guy who killed him.
Oh my god!
Who built this?
We even did it underground, come, come.
Shit.
Oni, Oni, Oni, I want to show you map.
Come.
Come to southern.
Why is this so lagging?
What the fuck is happening?
You're so lagging.
Come, come, there's like too many blocks here like this.
Oni, Oni.
Left, left, left.
On a pixel, come in the corner, in the corner.
Oni, come, come.
In the corner, in the corner, in the corner.
You see him jumping?
Ah.
Sorry, my brain can handle.
Let me hop back on.
Mods, can you give me a skyblock thing?
I'm gonna try out skyblock. I never played it.
I just wanna hop in for a little bit.
Come, come, come.
Can I quickly get a screenshot before?
You don't have to ask. You can just take a picture, bro.
You're filming. You don't have to ask for admission.
I roll like that.
I roll like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go on the ground.
my hearing bro someone's getting cold
come come look oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my god wait this was another
build that you did but there's a lot of we made a backup bro we made a backup
Yeah
Can you kill the with us real quick?
Only I made you a map I throw. Come to solid, come to solid.
Show me, show me.
Is it toss or no? Don't be toss please. I want to keep streaming bro.
Here, here, here.
Thank you bro.
Okay.
Yeah
Chibis!
Chad, how do I play Skyblock?
How do I play Skyblock?
Bro, you don't even watch, bro.
He's saying, Eric, what the fuck is this?
Alright.
Bro's trying to trap me, bro.
Um...
On high picks, I can play Skyblock.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no.
I mean the one with the...
Where you start on an island with one block.
I don't mean the addicting game mode.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not trying to get addicted, bro
Sally I'm using curse forge can you give me this for curse forge
Skyblock brah I'm gonna get addicted brah one block. Yeah, that's what I mean. I think I've
I've never played it. I want to see if I can like make it out of the out of the hood
If I know how it works. Mmm. You need a map. Yeah, Sally not moderate, please if you have cross-fudge teach
Hmm mark I can teach you hoplite
Just download more rent
Isn't cursefosh better? High piece of skyblock is not worse.
Chad what do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? I can hop on any server just tell me bro.
High pixel? But what on high pixel?
Like this, right?
I used to play chat.
I think I have some decent stats.
I wish that VC though.
Look at my, I used to play Sky Wars.
Where is it?
Here.
Look at this.
uh wait why am i mvp plus do i pay monthly right now no right
uh quest complete do i have aura or not do i have aura
stats viewer sky wars look at this 35 wins
Ho ho ho ho! I'm the goat!
Holy! I've breaded a lot of shit, bro.
Like, I'm locked. I'm locked.
That's it? What do you mean, that's it?
I'll show you how it's done, bro.
I'll show you how it's done, bro.
How do I play?
Chat, Zolo or duo? Zolo or duo?
This one, everyone's playing this one, right?
Yeah.
Zolo?
Watch this, short time.
Oh my god, Hunter Kid!
Yo, I used to be so disgusting.
This is what I used to do, look at this.
I played like a fucking bitch, bro.
Like most of the time.
Ha!
Wait.
Oh gosh.
Is it the right kit?
I think so.
Let me see.
I got my babos on false.
I'm trying to get an early kill.
Like when they bridge over, I just kill them.
Look.
What?
Hey!
What the fuck just happened?
Did he just snipe me?
Fucking cringelard.
Come on. Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in. Alright, let me actually try to lock in.
Chad, you think I'm not a good gamer, bro? I am. Come on. If I win, what do I get? Come
I'm about to get on boss climb bruh.
Okay, I need to loot fast, I need to loot faster, that was way too slow, come on, come
on, let me actually show you guys that I'm good, come on.
I
Didn't jump when I jumped it didn't jump when I jumped what the fuck is this lag, bro
Is it because I'm from EU?
Just leave, just get off. No, bro. I'm the go to Minecraft
Ah
What's this?
I know how to win in bad wars.
Even if you are a really bad player, you are calling me a bad player.
Even if you are a bad player, I actually have a 100% win rate, almost 100% unless you fuck
up in bad wars.
I mean it.
I mean it.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Which one?
Which one?
Wait, no one is playing solo?
I'm down for doubles.
Actually watch, actually watch.
Come on, let's hope that we don't have a team that's stupid.
Is that team chat or no?
Is that team chat or no?
I need to explain in my strat.
I have one strat where you just never lose, bro.
Yeah, put our type in there.
Come on.
All right, how does this work again?
We can go for early aggression.
Come on.
Let's go.
Albert Allen, 2018.
He is six years old.
We may have a problem, boys and girls.
Think I have to carry.
The fuck do you buy early?
Probably a sword and some blocks.
Green, blue.
Blue looks more clueless.
Let's kill blue.
He has to defend.
You defend the, you build, you build something around
the fucking shit, bro.
Oh, I tried to see the bridge, oh, I trust it.
Nah, nah, bro.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, we are cooked, bro.
Yeah.
Yo, Allen, we are cooked, my boy.
the ends now
That's one game that made shimmy up right now.
And that's me fully locked in on Ozu.
And I mean locked in.
If I'm not, my mood is actually gone.
All these girls, I need to get 20 pp.
I need to get 20 pp.
There's some new maps that I started playing.
What did I play off stream?
And what was I actually good at?
Let me set a high spot and headlong real quick.
Do you believe in me or not?
you
you
you
you
you
You
AHHHHHH
No more rats
Give us the rare special item aka vice gloves factory vice gloves
I don't find no fail last case I open last case I open
Hi sir
Last case I open before I open the next one
Next one!
One one
Titan holo
Titan holo
Titan holo
Titan holo
Titan holo
I got you let my inventory now let my inventory now tight noodle, please come on
This is before I start playing
I swear hit that though now watch one to one with the sample but
No, bro
Hello, I'm Higah.
Tickum bop dum dum, tickum bop dum dum dum dum dum.
Yeah, yeah, bro, I just have to move it.
I'm more passionate.
Oh, god, god.
I come bop dum dey, I come bop dum dey dey dey.
What the fuck?
What?
What?
I come bop dum dey, I come bop dum dey dey dey.
Bro, no way.
Yes.
Guys, I cannot focus, bro.
50 gift debt.
What the fuck?
Akubatumde, Akubatumde, the eye
Am I bad?
Hearts in the chat for Baba 80, bruh
Yo, if I- if I don't know this song, I- I- I'm actually top, bruh
I have no reaction time, bruh
CELESIUM OF THE FIFTY!
What?
What?
Now we dead, ass
Celestial Eye, bruh
Hearts in the fucking chat
50 gifted from Celestial bro put some hearts in the fucking chat
Chat
Bro, I'm cooked
Bro, I can't play games right now. Well, I hear well. I have no I have no I have no motivation
I have no motivation. No no no no cyblogenes voice. I'm open off shortest stream ever. I know
But I'm back tomorrow for a long boy. All right, deal or no deal
Sorry for the short stream. Shortest stream I've done in a long time, but yeah. That's on me, that's on me.
I will be back tomorrow for a long one. Should I set something up for tomorrow? Talk to me, Chad.
You can put in your vote right now. Get this for tomorrow. I'm down for anything, bro.
SkyBlock guys I cannot play skyblock on stream
or you mean one block. Yeah
maybe jeans but we can do something cooler.
Get a haircut.
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.
MCSR coaching
I don't know. Minecraft rank
coaching speedrun coaching.
What are you feeling like?
What are you feeling like?
Celestial, why are you gifting subs?
I appreciate that.
20 gifted in the chat for...
Thank you in the chat for Celestial.
Bro, I appreciate that, bro.
Sekiro.
Yeah, but I can't hop into tomorrow, bro.
But Sekiro soon. Celestial, I got you.
I got you. I got you.
Fuck.
I actually have to check when we do it.
Thank you, Celestial.
bro um I just don't know when uh sorry that I have no dates celestial my bad um
GT rp nah
I'll see I'll see if you have a cool idea DM me bro if you have a cool idea DM me and I'll
um try to set it up for tomorrow boys I love you guys sorry for the short ass dream I feel bad
for hopping off early but um i can't play games right now bro i'm actually chopped i'm actually
chopped i said i brought like what i can't even play over right now um i love you guys i'll see
you all tomorrow because you're on the bussy um and i'll see you all tomorrow early bro actually
early like not not not fucking 5 p.m like today oh hell no bro oh hell no i'll see you at like
three bro i'll see you at like three deal see you guys tomorrow i'll see you guys tomorrow bye
Mwah, geometry dash.
Hioooo, we could, we could.
Alright, I love you guys, bye.
See y'all tomorrow, see y'all tomorrow.
Sorry for the short stream, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Thank you for all the subs, for all the followers, for all the people who are watching me, bye.
As always, cozy on the bussy, bye.
Mwah.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, bye.
No.
Brought him on the end, but I'm actually like, I can't game right now, what the fuck.
Alright, bye, bye, I'll see you guys, bye.