you you you you you you you you boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boop! boop! boop! boop! boop! wow! why do you say DJ only like I did a crazy transit? yo! yo! look at the title! it's one of those melancholical days oh I don't know how to feel right now do I still love CS man I don't know man oh well well only one way to find out boys hope you all slept well hope you all doing well um type one if you did two if you didn't we are here nice and early bro we are here nice and early bro that's how we play that's how we play it's my Spotify broken um is that hair on purpose. Yes it is bro. Time to be a variety streamer. Scheiße bro. Counter strike. Chat one post on reddit had me thinking bro. Had me thinking. We're gonna look at it in a second bro. When haircuts? I don't fucking know man. Old man using reddit. Okay. Chat by By the way, this is the plant update. I forgot to show you yesterday. Don't be mad at me. Be mad at nature, bro. Because I didn't do nothing, bro. I didn't do nothing. Where's my full count? Listen, bro, it is not my fault, bro. The plant was doing so well for months, and then all of a sudden, bro, I changed nothing. It's in the same heat. It's in the same humidity, bro. Sometimes I do my laundry. It's a humid day. Sometimes it's a dry day. When I don't do my laundry, let that simmer. I put it right next to it. The last time it was looking really, really good. Right now it ain't, bro. It's looking a little bit worse. It's looking a little bit dry. Still one lashes leaf, but less lashes than when I showed it to you the last time. Oh my gosh, bro. This leaf right here looked really good the last time. Not anymore. Yellowing on it, yellowing. I don't understand, bro. Why is it in a basket? I don't know, bro. It's just how I got it. I reported it one time. This is how the second pot came. Chad, is this savable or not? I don't understand. Do I have to cut more leaves off? Because I have heard, um Some people were telling me that it's using up energy For foot like it's splitting if it has a hundred percent energy, right? It's splitting it up between five different leaves or whatever But it should I should cut it so it only puts it into two. You know what I mean? Um, energy mentioned All right Ask claude Oh my god kill me you guys. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm slowly getting into a i algorithm, bro this is bad bro this is the thing is bro I just don't skip those videos sometimes my Twitter feed when I when I scroll it's like AI fucking bullshit bro it's brain rot this is not good I tried to keep my other elbows clean but oh my gosh man yep yep yep really really bad really FYP bro Twitter is so trash I swear Twitter is so trash alright um plans respond to music so Did it start dying after you started playing? Oh, it died earlier, bro. Are you going to China? Yes, we're going to China when? Do you want to know my flight for flight radar? I think I'm flying in like two weeks in like two weeks 17 days, yeah, something like that something like that Jet, do I try to do a Japan RL or China RL and be honest, bro? I'll try to make one RL happen from my first ever one even though I probably I think I hate RL bro But fuck it fuck it. Let's let's be curious for one time. Let's see if I really hate it We're not gonna find out until we really do it You know I mean because I wouldn't see the HHTV award is a real RL stream It's just an awkward miss stream bro. Well, that's like People that I know that know me and I'm fucking live streaming in the middle of it I hate that shit, but if it's walking on the city where they don't really don't know me It could be different, bro. Um Hmm China Chat China or Japan arrow Hmm I'm heartbroken glad you are here and chat. Why are you heartbroken bro? What happened? But I'm also feeling I'm also I think chat. I think my social battery is just empty right now, bro the one day was zigzag bro, we did so much shit and Yesterday ended stream early bro. I was trying to lie. I don't know. I don't know because I felt off You know what I mean and bro and then I was like, okay Let me order some food, bro. You know like I don't know like when I shut down I gotta some fucking bullshit. You know what I mean, but I'm the dude at the fucking doorbell fucking like Hey, are you about to love bro? Yeah, bro. I thought so Oh my I thought I fuck fuck bro. I was ordering like a pizza a dessert Kill me bro not ordering that now probably sure like he was a good guy. He was a good guy shout out to you about I did not meet that yesterday, bro. I felt so awkward Had to end contact to someone whoa wasn't good for me the last months, but it still hurts Okay, I mean it depends on how long you knew the person no Okay, yeah people change people change if you realize that someone isn't good for you try to fix it But if it's not fixable then it is what it is will split your ways Yeah, I see you I see you I see you your heart's in check for him, bro. Let me close the door Chat I want to see if today I still love CS Bad or good, bro Because I swam and I feel disconnected with CS right now, bro I feel really really disconnected. I played one game yesterday and I wanted to And I wanted to just hop out because minecraft life was starting bro. It was an OT game I felt fucking horrible It was inferno the map that the one map that I hate I want to see one time on another map. I Also connected my fake mic, so people won't be able to recognize me. Let me show you what mic I'm using wait Look look And I'm gonna use it on top like a voice change of that, you know like with my voice like yeah guys How are we doing? Look at this look at this If someone recognizes me today, bro, I don't know fucking how listen to this fucking tin-ass Mike, bro chat will people recognize me oh no when I'm used to who put the low page you know what I mean bro I'm moving out the Russian mic tomorrow today I don't think anyone will recognize me today bro um because I'm also using like different skins and shit you know and I hide the user names so no one could say hey you're in the lobby you feel me bro today incognito bro incock need to bro let that summer all right um but yeah I don't know how many games I'm gonna play bro I may hop into variety like Insta bro I'll do some other bullshit um because yo bro yesterday I was not enjoying fucking CS bro oh my gosh let me see what do we have on the red bro quick daily Let me read a check, shall we? I want some positive music, what is this? No, classic. Let me see bro, let me see. Zekiro? Soon, soon, soon, soon. Yo, we actually have to make a date for Zekiro. Do we do it before China or after China? There's no Tony right now, there's only EPL. I'm not watching EPL. I'm just scared to commit to it because I don't know if I can finish it. What if I'm too bad? And then I'm and then China my flight is landing ah going I made only a Lego figure What I made owner in Lego? Yes with your support this will be a physical limited run product. What the hell is This AI and and hopefully if only is on board I would like for him to give away 23 25 free copies should I say thank you I don't know is he selling much in my name what is this okay but the region side needs to be in Lego form no slop all move the path professionally crafted and produced okay I mean I don't really know what this is Let me see When clavicular fig what who the hell What the hell is this bro, uh, yeah, I don't know man the the figurine looks nice. It's this real though Lord with the lamp. What the fuck? I I don't know if I like the drillers shot though. Shison and drillers, bro. Like it was one of my best times, but it was also like right when I had a three month break and stuff, like it's a double-edged sword, you know what I mean? It's memories that I look back at and I'm happy about that it happened, but at some points it was tough, bro. I'm not gonna lie. Why Sally no Mod? Bro got fired, peak, peak indeed. Wait, Sally Nomad? Hey? I don't know, man. I don't know. Is this guy actually a viewer or not? Susie? Uh, real by the way. Daniel Slopchak? Tom has looked your trash. Do you have that on page? Okay, bro. I Do miss cases do I'm just miss cases CS is not what it used to be bro I haven't opened a case in how long man because I just not because I don't want to because I can't You know how how weird that feels bro a Thing that I was doing on the daily one case every day. No who remembers I used to open one case at the start of every single stream part of my ritual part of my identity gone nah do I move to Poland own a polls cow look at her two options and it's both the same thing bro that's not true bro sometimes when it's like 1% difference it's like 3000 people want this three thousand and one hundred people want this like bro like cannot can I not choose bro like what about my vote bro you feel me bro you feel me like it's the same like if it's like five percent different then I'm going with what you say you smell me bro but like not even a percent that's having sense near my friend cheering on owner pixel inspired Trycast holy chills So a my guys Ludwig he's doing the house. I he's just eating while reacting bars. All right What is this real? Yeah, like all the cable put him up there. Oh, he's doing a lot You're my boys from my boys hey my drill why is he wearing it look at this look at this yo why are you wearing this though bro what is that drip what is that drip officer an officer anime come on now kids are such cutie bro w bro let's go only pixel Madrid. Sheesh, bro. That's sick. That's sick. That's sick. I've never watched anime, bro. Do I open the tin of cans? Do I open the tin of cans? Someone sent me right now the thing that should get me into anime. I'm like, oh my god. Yo, this looks sick. Let me hop in. Do you have like a one minute clip or something? Like a TikTok or like... Okay, maybe not TikTok. But like a YouTube, like one minute video, like that will make me want to watch it. Hmm what uno piece one piece death note not enough time Everyone is saying attack on Titan yo you guys actually into anime type one if you are two if you're not Know you're definitely getting copyright strike for watching a trailer no way or let me see What anime is this Let's see the Sasquatch It's not army man. You're staying in there or you're coming out? Now answer. So this is the Roblox game. What's going on mate? I haven't seen this guy before. Are you good? What's doing? So this is like the Australian Spongebob right? i think it's the australian spongebob i didn't watch that i only watched spongebob we are so cooked ten thousand likes yeah we are shocked bro guys i'm not saying that that this is bad sure like watch it bro your brain gets you know whatever it is bro your brain satisfied for a second psych but think about it long-term bro Like, you can do infinite amount of bullshit like this, you're just gonna scroll all day, bro. And it's not gonna be creativity no more, bro. Only people are putting in text into a machine and then the machine is being the non-creative, like, slop factory. Anime, let me see. UI, 6 months up, bro. UI, 6 months up, bro. I expected more from you, bro. Alright, let me see. Am I into anime or not? What a piece. I've seen this green guy before I like the art style this is all drawn right I I do like that. Chat, I remember I was looking at auction sites and sometimes they're selling the sketches and the drawings from the animes. And there's so many of them. They're hella cheap. They're like 50 bucks sometimes from Pokemon or 100 bucks, 500 bucks. Even though it's an original for the series. You know what I mean? This reminds me bro, this reminds me of who remembers back in high school bro, like ten years ago, these animations, the stickman animations and they were like using like Ultimates like this you just watch it because it looked cool. You feel me, bro I just hope chat this shit will never turn into slop right because I'm scared that these animation studios we've seen it with Disney I think like they started using like AI bullshit right I don't know I could be wrong this will always stay like craft of the art right Like people drawing it nice and cartoon That's a clueless stop stop stop like that's that's a vibe to this It's the low FPS because you know like this is the scenes were drawn And then I can't connect it This feels good It's just nice to watch It's built like me He reminds me of my brain. The first boss you know. Also beautiful hair. You, jigokyu! You are the one and only... ...all of the three guys. Just fly into the dragon's mouth bro, and explode yourself, son of a- Wait, I actually did it My YouTube ad-bite? Stop, wait, wait, wait, wait, this is- I thought it was official one piece, stop Tell me I'm fine, please. I just went live. Oh my god, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. Naruto better, one piece is so shit. What the hell, people hating? This was the only, this was the one clip that people sent me. I mean, that looked kinda, it just looks entertaining to look at. I'm not gonna lie, bro. Probably better than TikTok, you can think about some stuff. Um... Alright, what else? Let me finish the rabbit. Anime, anime, anime. I heard Buku no Pico is good. I don't know what that is. I do know one piece though. The story is great Okay Dream loadout finished any suggests chins Super conduct us with a nice blue karambit Whoa I want to say nice hour bro because I'm invested into the sticker and I wanted to pump so I can finally sell the brick but I don't like this craft because it's like on top of the Poseidon bro this is beautiful this is the beautiful thing about the skin you know the Poseidon artwork bro the monster attacking place the sticker somewhere else mind your business mind your business can't decide first one is trash second one is kind of unique third one hmm I don't like the black line in the middle no no Maybe This one speaks to me this one speaks to me Yo, yo, yo, yo, I don't know how to feel about that fly high my driller Owners said and said that he will come in 10 minutes 10 minutes, but it's nowhere to be seen Wait what when did I say that? Tic-tac mark boss is time to learn how to use this little 15k time thingy on your wrist 3 p.m. C.T. Yo, how am I always late? Yo, who in the chat used to be late and then fixed it somehow? Like, am I just like, gonna be this way forever, bro? I think I am, bro. Like, this is, this is, I always come to late, bro. And sometimes it's actually like, bad, bad, because I missed the flight like one time and my friend also missed because of me bro I felt horrible bro that was a wake-up call not gonna lie I'm not gonna be late anymore bro for flights for stream is fine um no no I'll try to be on time for streams okay plus minus 30 minutes is fine right if I'm 30 minutes late or 30 minutes early that's okay with you right be honest um that was the case today camera right you were on the Belgian news say voila they're scouted from a young age and also have to qualify. And just like in other sports. Wait, what? This is Fortnite. They are scouted by young people and they have to qualify. And just like with other sports, they train the players for hours a day. So sponsors earn money with it and watch online with no fancy. And that is also just... Yo! Yo! Who is in the chat in the Netherlands? I am and it is mine. What world is so uncertain? I like this. What people don't like to play. So you can play in a stadium or a cafe, but on YouTube or on Twitch. On Twitch? Oh, huh? Yeah, I can't. Uh, I can't. Bro, the leg of Reddit is from me. No, I have slept this figure. I will not be for profit. What? So, what do you mean? You just sell it for... I'll make other figures. Check out my profile. don't want me to make it I won't we can talk we can talk I mean if it's if it's like actually like just a cool like out of passion product I'm like of course I'm down where you don't need it 50 I hope you make some profit bro that's minus 50 hot since I bro hot since I right now I'm kind of bad with the But I'll try to get to that. Okay Chat anything else before we hop in yay or nay, okay? Yay or nay or gay? You will get super lego. Oh wait, okay. Loki don't do it. Loki don't do it. I Think he's right That can actually be sus Unless you know like how that works you skipped a reddit post Really read only pixel. Let me see Was there something about? do Cs float mods mods onus main face at account He actually found it no bro Oh my god, how did he find that? No, bro chat this is me bro look player slash on a pixel fuck man my main got leaked my main got leaked yeah who is this guy bro NZ X time what the hell yo a w man I'm happy that it's not like it's the level 3 bot or something bro that claim my name smell me I'll take this bra I'll take this WPR WPR chat do I play Some CS today and a okay, where's the post bro? There was one post yesterday saying like busy still like CS and that made me wonder bro Yeah, this one this one Why does he hate playing CS nowadays and today's the streamer was so not an unhappy playing CS What happened is because the game is full of cheaters. No, I mean I don't even face them, bro I'm too low elo, bro. Um, call me nuts It's the game that made him popular so I don't get why he hates it so much first of all taste change right second of all I can't open case anymore no joking that's not that's not a thing bro back in the day was just first of all I was only playing vertigo back in the day bro my favorite map is gone and I have to put an R8 on my on my head with one bullet in it playing Russian roulette if I get in front of the map that are fucking that is a disgrace in my head like that's actually torture to me I don't know I haven't found a way to like that map yet. And yesterday I was Inferno, bro. And the most annoying thing is when people like realize that I'm in the lobby streaming and then everyone just like stops talking or is shy. And I don't have like, for me CS is about the interactions with the teammates, bro. I never fight stick. I hate it. I always hated five stick in CS, bro. I never played the game the way it was attended, bro. Only solo queue, bro, because I loved yapping with randoms bro, you smell me. Dennis, you love Dennis? Like that guy, for example, you know what I mean? For me it's always about the community bro, like making connections with people. But yeah, now, first of all, most people like do recognize my voice or whatever and then they change and they are not like themselves anymore, like they just try to like, okay, blah blah blah, now I have to say this because it's live. I don't know, bro. Right? I don't know, it feels this way. Like the randoms are not the way they used to be bro. And then the stream snipers on the enemy team. I would drop a 30 bomb which is also fun. But I can't because they have a UAV on my ass. And I just like other games now. I don't know man. I used to play CS every day. Then I started playing for weekly drops only. Now I haven't touched the game in like two months. I just miss. I just miss. And I know this is disgusting to say, because it's nice if you have variety and play other maps, but I just miss only queuing Vertigo and that being your rank. Like, only pixel is global elite. Even though I just spamming Vertigo. I don't know how to explain it, bro. I don't know. I enjoyed spamming Vertigo, bro. I could have played that shit all day. If I queue Premiere, which is now the respected rank, it's just, I don't know. just a casino bro like if I get, oh if I get a map that I, oh my God, it's just thinking about inferno makes me depressed, it makes me depressed. Does that make sense chat, does that make sense? Go vertical mmzolo now. No bro, because the rank it's, I want to get elo, you know what I mean? But this elo don't matter, like this is like playing a casual. You feel me? I don't like playing casuals, I only play ranked. Just hop on bad wars. Yo, I felt like a butt yesterday plopping into Minecraft. I felt like Marlon playing League for the first time. Why you keep ignoring FNCS? No one said FNCS. What do you mean Roma? Do you want me to watch FNCS? No one said it, bro. It's the final today over Yo no No, it's not the finals or no don't watch it, please Teach me to play CS. I'm new the guy wasn't listening to the last five minutes. Yeah, I'll teach you alright. I'll teach you chat we're hop into a game or no um Um, type one of hop into a game of CS type two or not type two or not I'm actually good today. I already played some deathmatch before the stream. That's why I'm late that ass Let me show you a quick Like when I'm focused I'm actually nasty Let me show you Actually show you bro You think I'm ass of the game bro? This is my main game. Which is... Yayone plays some CS! Yayone! If it doesn't lag, I'm chillin bro. And I'm laggin again. No way I'm laggin. I didn't like having this game bro. Put my aim, bro. That was on! Bro, give me an AK, bro. No, no, no, just watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. Bro, I was playing before the stream for one second and I was getting ten kills in a row, bro. I swear on everything I was is it when I'm live on OBS? Is there input delay? Wallah I was nasty Like actually Let me try one more time without the green screen. Sometimes the green screen makes my game lag Like what? Let me see. Let me see. I have preview off selling. Let me close my chrome as well, bro. Maybe it's my chrome Why are you saying nay? What does the name mean? Come on, can I get some yeasts? I don't know, I want T-Side. Alright, watch this, watch this. Like I'm offline. I was nasty. Alright, come on. Just let me show you, just let me show you, let me show you. I was fucking attacking my ears. Walla these guys are not good bro. what wait zig-zag okay bro no no no no no no no no no no so fucking I'm not ready for a game or no my time you know guys can you hear me Yo bro, do I have the bat mic connected or does my mic sound good? It sounds good. It sounds good? Nothin' shit. Okay good good good. Guys, why are you playing deathmatch right now on a Sunday? the new one in your wall check this out if you want the music is off ah like guys I'm telling you this game is not hard bro let me chew one up let me chew one up or turn off the cheat hey bro I didn't install sheets bro I didn't install cheats bro let me see let me see guys play one game on all I want to see if I select again I'm really just scared of getting the map you know what mean when I say the map right if I get the map I may just end my stream bro I'm being badass bro I'm being badass Sally title please I have my shit my connected we won't get recognized tell me which accent you want do you want the nerd accent by the way kitty nari with the five gifted love you that's a check for kitty that's in the check for kitty do you want the nerd do you want the boss no guys how we doing or your boys rushing something like that talk to me I'm not doing fumble right now no no no no I can't I can't the boss the boss kind of hurts after some time alright come on let me see if I still like this god damn game bro play some OG music for some OG gaming mhm mhm can we sing in like here we go all in on the prediction, youtube chat only on twitch prediction yo guys, play dust please shut up, already fucking my voice already fucking fuck you don't, don't play dust bro guys, let's play dust, i'll carry us shut up They have the red here. You know, it's fine bro. They could have me Look at my rank look at your rank just trust me pick dust pick dust we will win pick dust we will win Okay, I'm gonna stick it. Let's do a smoke a day one package What about you? I'm out, I'm out. What happens if I dip? What happens if I dip? What happens if I dip? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What happens, what happens? I can't do this again, I can't. What are the fucking odds? How long do I get banned for? Because I don't want to, if I play the game, I'm just wasting my teammates' time because I'm, I actually can't play this map I actually can't 30 minutes do I dodge or not chat right now I'm wasting one minute of my teammates that's fine I'm sorry for that but I think I actually have to dodge what the fuck are the odds can IQ and a matchmaking again why I have to play it I have to play it I have to play it but I already know I'm gonna be depressed and end my stream afterwards. I just don't want to dodge. I feel bad for dodging. Kill me. Kill me, IRL. I have one map that makes me want to shoot myself in game and that's this map I'm sorry if I'm playing useless and bring the vibes down because I will one of our guys they're coming what already pushed up why is everyone saying purple alright nice try nice try guys we need to listen to each other's this comes when we say it's by none you have to push by none and not just do stupid shit on me Yeah, I'm going to make one. Should we go over there? Yeah, the sound loud enough on the other side. One on, one on, one on, one on. Second. AHHHH! Am I lagging again? One meat loud. I need to delete some friends. Well, I think it's actually bad It feels like they're jumping compared to deathmatch Fuck how do I delete people Nice try. Oh my god. Blue is fucking us in the ass. Do I buy chat? Yeah. Suck, suck. Alright, time to lock in, time to lock in. Turn off steam overlay in settings. That may be a play. They're pushing banana gun. They're pushing mid them also. They're on that. They're pushing banana gun, scuffle. Ah, Bobot! I need more bullets. They're coming me! WHAT?! Are we dead ass? Are we dead ass To be one to be one against flying Mac 10 guy Fucking love you guys We have vibes on the team guys they kept abusing our bombsite be I feel like now they're gonna go I for careful over there okay bro Do you like marshmallow? Mmm, once they roast it? Hell yeah, nice and smoky. Yo, Orange, are you bad? No. Are you talking? No comment. Apps too. Bomber knife-a, what did I say? one minute, one minute, they're going short, they're going short one last shot drunk Oh my god couldn't listen because of the music that I don't oh my god fucking pussies this is what you get for picking this dark shit map bro So I want to crush their balls actually bro, actually Probably them for how You got some good taste my friend, what's your favorite cigar Yeah, that's a good one I saw you step some people One-one h3 oh what the fuck i like your knife man watch this butterfly sapphire oh what float hmm i don't know I was pressing play music on my I Beep I haven't opened a long time I'm not gonna lie someone else could be for me. I'm gonna pick me up What! What! I can't, I'm coming. Stay on A, stay on A, Pebble, I go B. No! Okay bro, okay bro. Kill my whole family. One more behind. What! You're dead. Kill my whole family. One more behind. What! I'm going to kill them. What?! Oh, I'm cucked. What the fuck is this up?! What the fuck is happening, bro?! Oh What are my teammates doing one kill each? Guys, do I stay on the open? Oh, do I stand up or no? Reaction time of a block of cheese what type of cheese? Oh my gosh, bro Oh, I like your knife Thanks bro. Fuck, I'm scared about T-Side bro. We need like... 8 T-Sides. Am I nuts? How do we win that? Yo, green. You have one kill you need to lock in. You're being useless. The only thing you're doing right now is bring the vibes up. Let's get some kills. Okay, come on, scout, chat, scout. Wait, why am I going scout after fucking up with that AWP? Let me go Deagle, bro, and upgrade to an AK. What am I doing? Don't be toxic. That's not toxic, bro. That's the reverse. That helps the team win. Watch. Do we get a kill? This round. I mean it. Be rush, be rush. No, no, no. Okay You gotta kill this round what am I fucking say I'm telling you sometimes you have to give Jesus wait those guys up, bro Left left left that was not toxic now watch him clutch bro Green don't be mad you just doubled your kills this round, bro. You're doing really good If you got to kill every round we win the game Do we equal Let me play outside the plan and use your utility early on B. What utility? Oh. Oh, that's a queen. Say. No. Oh Nova on one meter not one shot What a day I need enough money for an M4. Chad, I made you something actually toxic. You're green, this is gonna sound fucked up. But drop me an M4, bro. Buy normal Kevlar, drop me an M4, I'll get two kills, bro. I'll make you proud, I'll drop you an MP9. You just hold B, okay? Blue, drop it, please. Please. Say please. Please, please. Thank you, master. Take that every nine. You don't pay my son. I talk what? Move. Just hold your angles, guys. He's going for it. He's going towards me. How can we outplay them? Oh Two on a side one low last one Aper one low nice I'm coming please bomb where is bomb why are you going when bomb oh oh he said last one A I thought we'll be here I'll cut that in half, yes good job. say please please there you go we win the ship baby why are we losing houses 45 that's miterl, miterl that's something banana coming I Want to want to do certain things right now, bro You got it. I thought that's annoying Yeah, why am I playing this met? Don't complain. Just play better mark. That was an easy hat shot, bro I need to find legal I need to find you I need to it's reasonable it's reasonable it's reasonable vulnerable. Stop buying flashes. How? Why? Flashes can be free kills, bro. Well done flash, full blind like this full pit for the one in the middle next to my luck mag mouse disconnected jeech probably a bad angle to hold banana banana i don't care second match then He didn't even kill the check-in. Why did you pick this map? Do I look like I picked this map? Mark, time or not, I'm in it. Give him 30 minutes. If I could pay to never play this map again, I would. A lot of fucking money. I mean that. Valve reach out to me, bro. Send me the invoice for never and forever. I'll pay it, bro. Whatever the price is. I'll fucking pay it, bro. I mean it! We need this last. Come on, okay. Green, you still only had two kills. You got this. You make me sad, man. Why? Make me blush. Chill. I have a wife. Believe Slurred me if I won this. I won. Oh my, hello, almost shot you. There's another one, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, I was looking at the minimap GG fucking easy. I was looking at the minimap. Why am I looking at the minimap? Like was there bad timing to look at the minimap? I think it was. Now we have the AKs, the OP. One shot, one kill. What are we doing? What are we doing? They're not rats, come. These guys are low, you know, they're not as bad. No, shh! Don't make any noise, come follow me, yellow, come, come, come. All three of us, trust me. Once they see us, we push out. Once we see one, we push. Go, go! So, uh, you know, the terrorist, J.D., you know, next to me. Morris, Morris. All right, now we full-buy. Mac-10 every rush I don't beat. I never gonna expect this. Look at my Mac-10. Look at this one going, inspected, inspected. I will explain a lot. I need a gun. Is there some recent stickers on it? No. Why does he know? Why does he know? Where's my gun? It's fine. Someone's gonna die. I'm talking to my voice for no reason. No reason. Where are you? Where did I die? Takadita Takadado. Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Fuck this fucking map bro, 13-4 please! The counter-terrorists win. Hey! Hey! Hey! Wild one. Watch this. Watch this, watch this. Yo. of of of of of of I Said them watch this I just can't bring the bomb, pal. How do they not have ADHD and pygmy? Push me Buzzalright I Was report bro reporting is good in CS2 It's not like I think he's cheating. I think you sign profile. Yes. That's 1% is cheating and then but life can check You know and we have the overwatch We have to report the closet once as well like where you think okay, maybe he's cheating You smell me It's not like I want him back. I just want someone to look into that. You know what I mean? You're gonna kill us, man. Guys, at least we had fun. You leave the way, though? By the way, if you ever see me in lobby again, please don't. Please just pick Dust2. We would have won this game, I'm telling you. I will carry you to me. Yeah, trust me. I usually get one kill on Inferno and thirty on Dust2. And I mean that. These guys are bad five Yo, if I die one more to one more time to purple girl Brody has my number read the title do i still like cs2 i felt pretty okay before this game how do i feel right now after playing the game it is it is how do i feel right now back progress Gitch. Jett, I read by the way, if you play you actually get more progress. Actually. That's also why I'm playing. I want to be the first to open this. I want to be. Jett. That on a scale of 1 through 10. It's just the map. Is it just the map? I think it's just the map. I had two unfowners on a roll. I feel really bad right now. I feel really, really bad. I didn't have fun because of the map. It's just the one map that I hate bro. It's like a game that I don't want to play um any other map I think I have fun Any other map? I think I do have fun right It's like icebox icebox in the lauren I don't play Valorant From Valorant it's gonna be cancer. What if because in Valorant you can't pick a map at all, right? You actually like just get some trash maps and you have to play it At least you can vote here. Ah, just accept. Come on. Here we go. Yo guys, pick dust. why we shouldn't pick dust the enemy will pick dust this is stupid as hell one and four to get inferno yes yes I want to come up please hey they're Russian not Turkish oh sorry but they have came up in Russia too oh guys pig I know this you don't wanna what what map do you want? Russia Give me keep up. I should look what I'm gonna leave. Okay. Okay. Oh, just Locking locking from my heart drop when I was hovering about fucking and funnel. Oh, holy shit Here we go, bro Time to lock in Okay, I'm on the mission to shoot the Russian who is a Russian Short time Can we do this on our chat who believes that one I'm here I'm here Let's go be Hello Okay, I'll go be with the star, I seem to chill I'll play window Okay Is A still open, can I play A? Hey Batman, can you help me shoot Russia? No What? I play A, you'll shut your bitch ass up, I'll tell you to Yo, what's up, man? What's up, guys? Hey, hey, hey. Wait, I'm going to shoot through there. What are you doing? I just want a touch. AHHHHHHHHH Oh, bad eyes Guys, are we trolling or are we trying to win? We're trolling We're definitely trolling So quick, that's enough Stop doing this voice, Christoph that's why I shot him you guys should help me he should this guy learning English do we all know each other what do I not have to do it yeah let's shoot all right and he's going to be what the fuck one out mid I heard one on the pick one on the gun i think it's right i think it's right what that's the clutch yes yellow with a yellow crosshair okay look Chad we are cool whoa whoo Russian down not about that KSF scary scary I got him you know he's gonna ruin my mood otherwise lock in shut up how are we losing right now lock in green zero kills the noise isn't kapodun no? I'm going to try something the trucks muted yellow as well I'm gonna push another one Okay I'm gonna come with you Okay At least two weeks Where's my weapon? I'm pushing short I'm pushing short I'm on here Number one towards me One on short I'm on here Number one towards me Number one on short Flank flashback! Hit! Flank! Flank flashback! Flank flashback! Maybe two lets say guys. Search, search! Hey search search search search! Under! That's the last F-bomb? Yeah, I think so. One HP, one. Come on, baby, winnable! No fury, bro! Watch this. Okay, not that. One second, one second. I don't know why I have that tab open. What did I want to do? Ah yeah, ah yeah, one second. ahhh how do i do this? how do i change? how do i change? i can't even get him off hey hey hey hey turkish You are Turkish or not? Yeah, okay, good, good, good. Oh, sorry, I forgot. Hey, steps. Hey, a lot, a lot, a lot. Good, what's the same? One bit, one bit, one bit Look out guys, look out Set it back, ankle! Kill, we're getting on the nade Yo guys, let's just triple nade A ramp or something, bro, trust They always just rush A Why are you so like, like, you wanna fix it? No bro, I'm just German. Let's triple-nade ramp. I'm just German. Is he? Why? Triple-nade, because they're always pushing. Come, come, come. One, two, three! Yeah, one's naked. We need someone on big ice. Maybe, let's go. I'm shot. Shot time, baby. It's dog time. Better. Stay to re-out. I'm not here to see. Put the dog up off the hatch. One in the... one in the... Where you going, man? Nice shot on. Thank you, baby. Uh, others? We're done. We're done. He has a bomb. They're going in? No, maybe not. Yeah, I'd say, I'd say. Ah, I'm sorry. Nice, nice, nice. I don't know, can I play? Not one pixel No, no, no, no, no I think it's a mid blur Nice try Do you want double? Double? No, no, no I'm fine I think so I can take con Ah, yeah It's all missing. Got everything, I guess. I flashed all this blue. Was he in the backyard? All of us. I got bomb-bangs. I got a small blast. AHHH! BLAST! Got everything. Got the shaking. My back is all up. Got everything. Nice! That was way too good. Yo, I like your combo, Green. Nice knife. Nice knife. Holy shit. Thank you, bro. Oh, God. I mean it's the cheapest in mind but it's nice. Your gloves are really nice. It's like Christmas. Yeah. Yeah, it's the cheapest part. Hey purple, English only, English only. Hey it's like come to Turkey bro and slap your ass, alright? I'm buying scout. I'll make one round, bro. Yup, yup! Thank you, thank you. Let me play middle one time with you, trust me. Oh come on, stop walking yourself. Oh, alright, you can play with me. He steps. Okay. Okay. Hello. Hello. Two more? Three more? No, no show time. No show time, bro. No show time, bro. Hey, the movie already ended, bro. 1v2 and it's yellow the troll 1v2 and it's yellow the troll close, close, close shocked, other one is shocked nice, nice shut up, fuck How did they steal my kills? I can focus. Come on. Mizzan... Mizzan is... Classic. Mizzan is going to kill me with his ulti. Come on. He's dead. Oh, he's dead. Come on, come on. Mizzan, kill me, baby. Hello? I'm at the top of the hill Top of the hill, watch this You mean? I have a new sound B, B, B site B, B, B How did you get here? I'm in B go nice we're both low we're in 8th place probably crack ah ha ha behind side fuck god no he's 1HP please oh two bullets oh oh guys oh what do you mean oh guys we're 1HP bro AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA How, guys, how? What do you mean, how, guys? I'm one of a three, bro! What's that, how, guys? How, he's doubling down. He's saying how twice. Have to buy the eagle. I have to, I have to, I have to. Come on. mm-hmm Jad watch this Hey Nice I'm not on yet. Yeah, it's good. Oh my god uh warren peppers warren last palace alas no right side i don't think he's going no no he's right Not right side. Okay. Okay. Nice. When Delta Force. Ooh, I did have a lot of fun. Can I keep my credits so that they take them after the hashtag. Okay, I just asked... Did I actually have a lot of check on hot? No one said that, someone said that. Good job team, good job! Bunny in the front. Come on. i tried what why smoke something ran wow push I think for sure distance this they got below well almost fells be careful to pass what's all right can't cut cut he's a monger two run can be a nice nice nice nice rest out rest out rest out you was bad lice no info now kash this palas to love you oh you tell all ah this still there you should say goodluck voila Okay Sally says how is that a kill Sally bro you have to realize like how the spray works, bro Just keep watching my stream. Okay, maybe you're on the sample Why is your laughing again, thank you like who likes who likes What did he say what did he say yellow? What did you say? He's always supporting me, he's throwing nades. Yellow, do you like me bro? Do you like me? Hey, hey gang. Ram, I know, I'm on top. Watch out for him. I think it might not be... Oh! OOOOOH! 0.1 HP! What the... right side middle... Right side middle, come here. How is he not dead? Yeah, he's 1 HP, use pistol, blue. One, actually one. I'll just one-tip to the face, no? Blue, he's 1 HP, you can use USPS. 1 HP, yep. okay how do you not kill him I don't fucking know man the game sometimes it's the subject bro I think it's the subject I'm not gonna complain bro it's fine bro they said working on it Valf is hardly working on it bro every week we get in your up there and then one point the subject is just gonna click one HP one HP one HP no I think you shouldn't trust this guy I See Sorry, bro, I thought when you speak No Say What if I kill you first what if I kill you first yellow you're gonna get banned Yellow kill teammate is dangerous. Don't do it Yellow, don't do it! Don't do it! I'm going to teach you a lesson man. Don't do it! You should have followed the teaching of Allah. Don't do it. Don't do it! Knock me, knock me down, knock me down! nice god i miss orange man i'm dead why because you didn't follow how last you did oh my god we're still running though oh nice good shot 8 to 4 half bro. Oh you're not here. Green, how the fuck do you have 18 kills? Well I'm... it's on my level. Bro I'm also smart. I've just never played... yeah, I see, I see. I've never played gaming. That's why I don't have many. What face level you are? Level 10. Me too. Yeah, I see, I saw. I'm not playing with you. I'm gonna use robot and activate it. Come on, one more. One time. Yeah, one. I think we killed him. Shurt, shurt, shurt. Shurt, shurt, shurt. I'm gonna use flash. I'm gonna be dead. One, one, one, one. Maybe you're dead. Just see that guy next to me. Two A1 shot. Hey, check over here. I'll meet him. Who are we? Fuck. Maradah! He's saying he's in the window. I hate being one HP chat, I hate being one HP, it's like that's so annoying, you die to anything. What the fuck? I'm gonna die. Yo, where is the other guy from bro? Ah, I need for you. I don't know. What the fuck? We said that at the same time. Yeah, I'm not even saying that. That's crazy. Russian. Neither. I don't know. He's under human under human. Watch out, watch out. He's a good fish. What is the wrong with your vehicle, man? no no no you're holding it like what the fuck is this turn around turn around I'll do the screen shot then ok do a lap and I'll beat the fuck up come come come in the box come come come ok take screen shot take screen shot how do I screen shot how do I screen shot f12 f12 ok how do I send it to you cover the left begin under under Under under Come come One I'm pushed No, the bitch is one exp I'm the strength of the movie Wait, I'm being kicked. Thank you baby I mean low-key, low-key, let us do it. Nice try, nice try. Bro, we need AKs, bro. We need AKs, bro. Is it troll if I go scout? I swear it's not. if i lock him bro one shot is headshot bro let's go meet actually let me lock the I had a smoke window, let's go guys E-pop Under Nice I'm smoking, let's go towards them Sure Okay Under root, under root Dead Nice i'm faking, i understood heal attack, stay yellow let the door open let the door open yo ladder, hello i told you why did no one say that kanka is not alive i shot him the other one is in the city city city he said ladder, i thought it was probably One HP! One HP if you think! One HP! One back! One back! Nice try, nice try on our coin. Guys, sorry. No, no, no, after. Yeah, me too, me too. Karka, I think there's two of them. Calm down, calm down. Nice try, nice try. Ah, we chopped. We chopped One is here. One window. Left or left side? Right, left side. Come on, fuck! He just dropped the bomb up! Hey! He's shot. Imposter! Yeah, fuck. Take AWP and orange. Almost gone. I need help somehow. I need COVID on my crash out. Oh, one killed. One, last bullet, last bullet. Reload. Come on. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm almost gone. You click, you click. Yo, drop me AK. Yo, we need green on an AK, bro. Someone drop green AK. He has 24 kills. We need him on an AK, bro. blue just drop and make it bro you have eight kills trust me bro trust me I got it take it take it I Cash out please cash out. I can't one HP and window now Please bro for the love for the love let's go for the love of this game. I love this game, bro I love this game, bro They will come here I saw a guy from the other side of the road. Did you know? Yep. I can even go. I'm cleaning the bomb. Got him. Oh my! 8-8. I almost died. 8-8 If I get hit, I'll die Hey, not chokizel, no chokizel Focus Yeah, okay Focus, for Turkey, for Germany For Poland For Czech Republic Ww MonkaS, MonkaS Guys, do we need to try A maybe? We always just try mid-pitches Yeah, let's just let's just push a bro. Can you buy smoke and drop me that I dropped smoke on here. Let's go. Let's go And we got smoked off guys wait with smokes. What do you smoke? oh my god we are shocked I'm not playing, I'm not playing You're playing all? You can't play, you're playing like that Wait, can we go down with me? I'm gonna sick them That was bad Shit Sick them, sick them You feel me bro I don't know what that means No Yeah, yes, yes, give me, give me, give me, I know, I know Yeah, I know, I know He's a bandit Did you go right first? On cleanup I know Are you wondering why is he pushing you, low over the scout? It will all make sense On dead I'm hiding I'm hiding what the fuck was that what the fuck was that how did i miss that guys was it hitch registration did i hit the shot but it didn't register because no way i missed that bro you were not even close are we that ass sally I do is big screaming that no But I need skins, bro. I need a good egg Let me check my trades You need to go fast not here Hi Chuck is that I spent all my money opening cases and kind of truck I literally have nothing left All right, you give me this Chuck is a bayonet I would bro, but As a present Thank you Focus on the game, not the skinswash. Close my broadcast. This is why you fell off bro, you have 23 kills now, you only have 27. What do you mean? You slow down, you have about 40 by now. Okay, I'm dead. Can you die? Well I have these microstats on my Like Oh guys that is my game Did you see that I'm behind the wall or no? Jokes aside something is off. Don't go This is my settings I've never done my settings reflex enabled or no it's like Don't, don't, don't, don't Fine shot Don't shoot Right Let me try Let me try to boost them Is it boosted right now? Dude, the guy was shooting me from the corner How did he do that? I couldn't understand that I'm gonna try this. Maybe this is better. Stop! Chep, maybe it's better. Nice trick of flying. Stop. Now it's blind. There is no blind button. One is understeer. One is understeer. th th th th blind like actually check one K ilo flash how did they not flash him that's I'm not flash is bad he should have been flashed What setting makes me lag? It's like stuttering chat, I don't have FPS issues, it's like internet issue. Let me put my FPS down maybe. Is your partner dead? What? I just wanna try, I just wanna try. Like, guys, do you not see when they're moving and when they get teleported back? Like, is that just my screen? I don't see anything, dude. Are you seeing anyone alone? Then it may be my monitor. Are you see that alone Then it may be my monitor If you don't see that Do I need it like the same as my monitor maybe Sally does it show or no for you No Sany, it didn't show that he jumped back like a millisecond, like the animation was not smooth. Clip it please. Like even when I die, it's like lags. I don't understand. One character. It's like jittery. Like that right there, you don't see that. Okay, let me lock in, let me lock in. In-game packet buffering? What do I need this on, guys? I'm gonna kill him Okay, okay What is that? Steer, Steer, Steer Angle out I'm just gonna put the angle out Good job That's smooth I'm down Last one's running I'm down It's okay Okay Last one is dead Nice You saw that? Nice guys What is that? I had the same problem How did you fix the moundry? Can you jump on this? Set MSAA to 8x I go mid just buy a better pc bro i i i i i think maybe internet I'm gonna go. Yeah, come on. Feels like internet. Like packet loss. Shit, sorry. One picket. Probably can pick it. Be stickin' and slaps Nice one on B, you can go B One slaps, one slaps Jungle now Jungle Wait, wait, wait, spiral flash I smoked, I smoked Shrap, jungle City, or jungle, city up Take cover, take cover Wait, don't... okay? I have three kill cities, don't peek. He doesn't know I flanked him. Easy, easy. He's close, he's close. Just wait for it! Solo! Solo, solo. Wait, is he? I don't know. I'm right. I'm gonna enjoy. Solo! I think it's locked. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, okay, let me lock in, let me lock in. But my shit is so laggy. Yo, who knows how to fix this? I'll suck you dry bro, like Insta. So annoying, so annoying, so annoying, so annoying. you're saying this on how much fun I go meet can you boost me around on it? yeah another one, another one, that's a big fight they're both on the first one fuck right, it's right That's this bad helping women on this stop it people stop it is being a boxy Understood Oh my god Reflex I had reflex off before I even checked and it was still like wings to set together I think yeah we do just say together turn off Nvidia overlay how Wow. I don't know what that is. Ah, come on, okay, okay. Shit. Let's wait a... Don't, don't wait, wait a... I will smoke CT. Just wait, don't make a noise. Wait smoke, don't throw. Short. wait when smoke passed i throw it it's not the pc it's you let's go rice one jungle stay first, heavy pistols search meet correct nice! nice! fuck fuck this green guy fuck i don't know he is somewhere guys we win this game come on see decide it's easy we need this last two round Yeah, let's go. I'm sorry, it's worse. No, I'm actually lagging. I'm gonna do this. My shot. We won this, we won this. Still short. Go back, go back. He's coming, he's coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Okay, one is lost. Remember, two, two are slow, I get two. I'm gonna smoke see okay Don't pick, don't pick. It's bad, it's bad. I'm scared. I'm scared! I'm scared! Green, don't pick, green, don't pick. Wait. Whoa. Whoa. CMA 2 or 2? CMA 2 or 2? CMA 2 Guys we went on CT, come on I don't know if you went on CT Let's make history, let's make history Nice. Oh my god, I love you, Perth. Nice. Last is a bot in middle, bro. He's so bad. Nice! Nice! Oh my god. Oh my god, baby. Come back, come back. It's actually time. It's actually time. It's actually time, bro. Oh my god, bro. These teammates. Oh. Thank the lord. Oh, thank the Lord. Come on. Come back, come back, come back, come back. Have you watched the Hikes video? $100 for a Super Chat? Is that real? I have not watched the Hikes video. What is it? $100 for the Hikes video? How did that come? Yo, thank you, bro. I don't know if that's real. I've seen it in my notes. Guys, be something, be something. Oh, no. Maybe the waspy player. He's coming, he's coming. B is out. I will stay. I don't know how I got that guy. They can smoke, they can smoke. They have bomb B. Okay. I'm on shot, one shot! Good job! Nice! It's gonna fade in 10 seconds short flady how rich are you? ahhhhhh flady middle, rvp bench, chair no good job, last bit lady with the 10,000 fucking bits bro imagine it wasn't the 1v1 bro i was lost because of that i would have refunded bro shes what do you think about the video i haven't watched it i don't even know what video i haven't watched lights in like a year Bismillah just one more one more one more oh my gosh yeah yeah guys they tried b and they got fucking ass i'm telling you right now they may rush a Okay bro, be careful bro, on middle. Yeah. I will go to the middle with you. I will go to the B, you got this guys, come on. Should we rotate or be careful? Nothing B, nothing B. Why don't anyone look mid guys? They smoked. They smoked. They smoked mid, guys. Let me know if they can come shot. I think they can. Watch right, they can come shot. They can come shot. I didn't say anything in this. One on B, just one. They're coming. One on B, one on B. I'm dead, one A2. Okay, we have bomb. Green stay there. There's one A. Nice. I'm going to bomb, bomb is on the right Nice I'm on the left Short Don't peek, don't peek, don't peek Don't peek, don't peek, don't peek If he shoots you peek Yeah, he's on your hands Oh my god sorry Nice! Oh my god Get in special mode Sorry for bad kids you guys I'm lagging bro Yep I'm checking right now I'm loading I'm loading I'm loading I'm loading I'm loading I'm loading You click on game then you can upload I'm just here I'm just here bro Chad who knows how I can fix my game, bro It is laggy, bro Yo again flady with a hundred on twitch and on YouTube What video is he talking about? Sadly didn't know which video Switch to Valor no likes your nuts your nuts I I Wasn't windowed but guys I tried windowed I tried the sink I tried no v-sync Who knows how my how my game is still stuttering like that? Who the fuck knows bro? Shut the fuck up you fucking bitch So you haven't watched it. Yo, is that which video bro? Yo, yo What why are you speaking in hero glyphs? You can just type and you don't have to donate it. Searching is free. No clue. Hikes said he quits, yes, but all his videos have AI slop thumbnails. They can't be good. Yeah. Okay, Sally, I don't know about that. Chat, what do I have to change? My game feels ass bro, ass. Reflex low latency enabled or disabled. Or boost. Disable, okay. Maximum FPS can that be an issue? It's not my internet is it I don't think any of this matters is it I just want a smooth CS bro It's able BC you are 50 90 what is BC BC? What is BC close the steam overlay in the tabs? Okay, wait, I have to switch Minecraft open could that be it? Check do I play another or no go on full screen You were lagging before so it can't be that without the taps. I don't know Sally I opened the Minecraft yesterday hmm it's like stuttering whistle baby whistle baby reinstall CS hi dynamic range so looks good to me bro house my act doing you'll do we even make progress or no the person who said every game you you play like you get more is he lying or not how do i take a screenshot after i don't work No. Disable damage prediction. This all off, all off. Okay. all right check one last game on all type one if yes to have no bro fuck I just want to play without lags bro like show you what's possible but the everything is stuttering every like five seconds turn up the bandwidth I already have it on four I have it on fire. Nothing to smooth. It's so annoying. What the fuck is zigzagging this movie? Even- Oh no, it's hella lagging. What? guys I don't know bro I don't know bro I don't think it's me what is that lag did you see that I swear everything feels off It's like registering a millisecond late Shice bro Reset everything Reset to defaults. Oh no, that bro that will change everything Or is this just for video? You might need to reinstall. Are we dead ass? Let me reset the game. And let me do what was it called? Does this ever do something or no? Verify integrity? OK, let me do it. fuck man if my cs was battery like donk like i would be going nuts right now shit i mean it bro i mean it i mean it the game the game is holding me back bro Let me do quick size it up while we wait. What do we got today bro? What the fuck? Max win. Alpaca vs. Lama call me nuts there one to one. Or? Wait no let me try to line this. Look the belly and stuff will all be the same size right? And the tail? maybe like this I guess the llama is taller three to one almost a hundred clever thinking baby clever thinking just aligned the belly brah oh no a batman in court versus a bowling lane boys and girls I've played Batman since I was a kid bro and I even played tournaments put the picture so I know exactly how bigger Batman in court is and I have played bowling with friends if I imagine top to bottom bowling lane little bit little bit taller little bit right if I imagine suck playing Batman with the boys dominating bowling lane is taller maybe even double guys I swear maybe double I think like this that's a good guess right nine bad guess bad guess I went way too tall next it don't mean a title or Pringles can trust me I know how big a Pringles can is don't ask me anyway, the domino, domino is like this, Pringlescan is like this, so, oh this is hard, bro. What? What? What? But F1, I have been in one. I have not been in a Hubble Space Telescope though. Oh no. Oh no, how big can this really be? this is where human goes inside right through this little Pringles can right here through this opening like suck this is where the human enters which means this is fine hey hey I'm ready for university bro oh my god oh my god stay Locked in cinema best driver stone hatch. I've seen stone hatch on videos Versus Santiago Ben Nibbue from real Madrid So this is a Madrid football stadium the soccer stadium Real Madrid soccer stadium. How big are you? Fury wanted to go here while we were at F1 Let me think let me think let me think stone hatch is pretty fucking small, bro like a person next to stone hatch is like this right and a person entering the stadium I would say it's also like this so this may be a good fucking guess right here Oh my god! What happened with me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh my god, only round two. The Batman card, the one that I thought I had unlocked. What the hell? Let me do pop culture. Here comes the hard one. Xbox 360 versus Patrick fucking star. Patrick star. I've seen him enter the pineapple house, aka Spongebombs' crib. Pineapple we have as a reference. If the pineapple... Suck. Suck. Guys, how can I select the Xbox? I want to change the Xbox in size. Can I not? Shit, I can't. So how big would an Xbox be? Does this make sense? Pineapple no no no no wait what am I saying a fucking pineapple Let's align pineapple an Xbox and then I put in Patrick um an Xbox is as big as a pineapple I would say So like this oh my god, I may be the god who was calling me stupid come on oh yo yo yo yo yo I was scared for a second I thought they have like a BBC pineapple or something bro like a you know like a weird like I don't know man all right next football versus Luigi Luigi is smaller than human beings right so I would say that football is kind of laughably big compared to him I think Mario and Luigi are both small I would say like this, bro. Bang. No, there are normal human beings. I didn't know. Honey badger versus Leonardo. Leonardo the turtle. Not Da Vinci. They are max turtles. They're not like normal turtles, right? They're not small. No, they're not. The red master is also normal sized. Oh sorry, that is a normal red. What is it? Is this too crazy? I swear that's all. But I haven't watched the movie in so long. It's literally been like 15 years. They also have katanas. Did they really make miniature katanas? I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll fucking take it. Oh, no. It's slinky dog from Toy Story. Haven't watched it versus Olaf What? All of my boy. Um, I Haven't watched Frozen. I haven't watched Toy Story. I think unless I forgot about it So I don't fucking know on this one, bro I'll just imagine it's a normal sized dog and it's a normal sized snowman a.k. Like this. All right. Fuck me. Yes close. Las Vegas sign versus Bumblebee. Oh, welcome to Las Vegas. That sign is pretty big. Is it not? Is it like this? This is my initial guess. Little bit taller, little bit. Double as big as the sign. No, I would say 1.5 times, which is exactly like this. insane guess ever what is bumblebee that tiny should I know fucking idea he's a car probably he's not he's not a normal-sized car is he he's like SUV the looks jeez all right is my CS fix now oh my god do I really want to play again you know if my game wasn't lagging I would actually be addicted right now slightly slightly but it's probably still lagging in video drivers it didn't used to like guys can I fix my video drivers while I'm live oh I have a new one I have a new one will it fuck up my stream or no off stream shizer is it because I'm live on YouTube maybe Oh my god, my beloved. Still laggy, it's even more laggy now, what the fuck is this? My heart is like fucked. still lagging the looks from me how guys why is my game lagging is your guys to see a smooth or no no PCOPC yes smooth smooth smooth as fuck it's so stuttering you see this one looks like I hope you see it I'm not gonna be crazy It's it's like an internet issue or something Everything is jumping So fucking annoying turn on telemetry it's not fps guys it stutters is it network Does this help you or no? Fuck man. Do always. Okay. Alright let me play one last game bro. I really want Dust too bro. If I get Dust it's each. Even with status. Don't matter, bro. Don't matter Fuck man I'll fix it off stream guys. I'll fix that shit off string. That's so annoying Hmm jeez ink, what is jeez ink? Come on Let me just tell them to pick dust and then I'm gonna quickly reduce yo guys pick dust too Please I'm gonna carry 30 kills picked us to win. I'll be every 60 seconds. I'll be every 60 seconds Let's hope that they picked us to be every 60 Yeah, yeah, what you be sketchy? Well, we don't cash So, without cash. What cash, Alio? No cash. Oh, Mirage. Nice. Mirage. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum All done of the of the of uh Is Yeah Be careful I am sorry about that I guys guys guys oh my god fuck, that was that was a false that was a false hey, orange orange, fuck fuck, why? he decided to go to the bar fuck it was not the right time ok it's a bad thing what? lag? yeah go home i'm gonna go back what? lag lag lag what the... is this? Oh, orange, you're late. Oh. Why are we rushing again? Alright, let me lock in, let me lock in. Guys, it is absolutely lagging right now. I don't understand. Look at the top right, is it this? It says jitter. What is jitter? I have no loss, I have no miss, I have jitter. what is jitter is that FPS guys sorry for FK I'm back now is it internet or other thing I have full jitter Even with jitter I fucking in the ass Trust me Good what is that so check now we know that it's jita what can I do about this I don't have to wrap up I can't focus but it's it's definitely jit time fuck I need the tech guy on it what's his name Oh my god No, yes, you are be confident Frequency frequency What is this one towards A yes ok Sally can you find out if it's internet or if it's FBS, the jitter it says jitter I have so much health now I did jittering so much One by one please for the love of everything flashbang Sally what does AIC? Is Jetta internet? If only I killed this guy Oh my god Hello, what language is that? Russia Can you speak English else we don't understand sure thank you Alola, let's show them who we are Thanks I'm in the middle, too Yeah, bro, without you, there's a wiser gentleman Hey, bro, I'm in the middle Is it? Was it when I was on steam and it was low QS? oh my god he's not coming here as bro, why is this game... why is the game like this? I'm going nice, it's not VPN, it's not f**k, it's almost, almost f**k he's not staying on Wi-Fi, bro f**k, you're very close We moved the ammo, blyat. Yes, yes. Sally, it's not VPN, it's not. It used to be better on the map. I have it so in-game I'm not VPN, bro. In-ins, yes, I'm not on VPN, bro. Voila. I don't believe it No, I don't believe it I'm going to turn on the VPN What? I'm gonna do it Yo, yo! Country! There's going, uh, one box, one box here. One on me. Yes, it is, it's a little on me. Please, please. What's up, man? Hello. What the... What? Now my brain is lagging because of the f**king like every like starter like bullshit. Does no one know? I'm gonna die Where are you going? I thought it was the same thing I got hit in the hands of AWP I was fucking angry Close team? Am I allowed to? I'm gonna kill all of them I should turn them outside. Control shift B. YAH I'm scared to hit that combo bro. guys sorry game crash what is happening with your voice I smoke a little too many cigars nobody cigars Okay Where are you from? I'm from Cuba, but I moved to the Netherlands Haha! I can't understand Cuba? I think this is a normal default Yeah, we do smoke a lot of Cuban cigars We got the blasts Yes, yes, yes Guys, one is A Two are dead I Reset the video driver, can I do that or not? 7! Ah! Yellow, how old are you? 17. What? You sound like you're 25! How's that possible? What! How old are you? I'm 26. Oh, ok. ok wait, what is he shooting at? oh fuck no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no fuck I'm gonna stop like trying and like let me just put this again I'm just gonna beat you Enough Now I'm just gonna deal with it Put on the sunglasses Come on I don't want to push I don't want to push I don't want to push There, there, there, there, there There's a lot of them There's a lot of them Connector, connector, connector Why? Why did they all die? Never play this map again. Hey, what's my choice? I would what's my choice I would I would love to just play ancient and dust tool day But I can Yellow don't tilt we're gonna win wait. It's a no one Yeah, yeah, man Do you have cheats? And the whole please turn on sheets I like our cheese Also don't Not on this one So Spend the cats Wait, what's pretty good? Maybe it's my OBS like overlaid. Go solo only more than like one year follow-up mode, like so not a lot of messages. I just want to see if it like doesn't anything. What the fuck? Well, fuck! Fuck off! Fuck! Okay, it definitely doesn't fix that. Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. Fuck off, fuck off. Mark! Give me the AWP Okay, let's do this round Okay You can't play with micro-scikes here I'll just sit there, wait for the AWP and that's it They won't see me I'll just push the ramp Should have banged that open Could that do something though? I have the Valorant anti-cheat on Auto-Star One ramp R.V.T.B Wait a fucking second man I close the... I have one A sandwich, maybe behind the soul, jungle They will rotate A, they will rotate A We go back to the north Wait a fucking second No No fucking way Guys, feel smooth right now Oh, save him, save him Brother, brother, save him So, you can go back with the chat Don't fight him You... are you safe? Yes, yes, yes, we're safe You're sure? I'm sure You're without the fuse, you know You're right I'm just gonna go back to my room and see if I can get to the other room. I'm just gonna go back to my room and see if I can get to the other room. And now just check the lens and don't push it, yes, so let them push him. Okay, Russian Keringen. How am I not faster than him? I'm not faster than him. Sorry, yellow, sorry. I'm not playing, bro. My... Gosh, bro. guys please don't push just a I want to stop one thing right now I can be defeated I know what this song is talking about but I am defeated right now Go and have a look here. Ha! Holy vexit! Under! I'm gonna kill you! Yeah! One on your left, one on your right! You gotta listen, you gotta listen! What is this? Hermit! Hermit! Yellow! What? How was your day? My day? yeah great and how's it right now losing 11 and one not better shit we can make comeback let's make it your best day of the life come on come back come back I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. You win this. Oh my god. Nice try, don't tell, don't tell. We all start somewhere. You're still young, you said you're 17. Yes. You're good, you're good. When Donk was 17, he didn't even win a trophy yet. What he did, didn't he? Come on. Don't tell me. Spying on charisma. Pyramid! What's your favorite game? Is it Counter-Strike? Maybe. No, wait. Roblox. Whoa, good choice. One pushing behind us. Do you mean the other? Maybe. Oh, never, you're a snag. Oh my god bro, like bro if I didn't start I would have carried his ass bro, I would have carried him so hard and now he's sad bro because I fucking didn't deliver bro. Oh my, 13 and 1. Are we dead ass bro? Yo, if I keep having this Sutter, I don't think I would ever play this game again. It's unplayable like this. It's like so tilting. It's even stuttering in the menu! Did you see? So annoying. Chat, remind me to reset my router, bro. I'm gonna reset my router off the stream. Maybe it's that. Hopefully it's that. Shader, Cache, and Client. Really? Liat. Bro, I want to play more, but I can't. That's the annoying part. Let me see what this game is doing right now. Did they change something or no? Close, Spotify? Could it be my Discord? All this hardware acceleration stuff. I have my chrome closed 100% Oh my God this game bro I forgot how real it looks Well they never gave me coins I asked them you can you send me coins They said yeah They never did Jade Fullscreen And then What is the program called Sally? DMT? Let me boot up my cheat my effects boom boom boom let me see if I still got bro is it on wait shot wait oh no all right how did this game work again words Suck, suck, low sense, yep. Shit, was I good at this game or no? I forgot. So, that's slower. I feel like my sense is too high. Alright, let's see. Let's see if we still got it bro. Um, what was the fun mode? Competitive steel chop 2v2s. Oh you can't see my bad, my bad. Which game, which game mode, which game mode, which game mode? I forgot which one is the most fun. Um. Zombies? Still unavailable bro. plan fersus here we go lock in what? was all right now the outside of top 25 dead ass rather since jail left man I don't know my god this game way to have the shit my connected I don't know these poor guys I'll show you how it's done these guys are good they you oh my god Kobe The last team standing, win. Yo, can you hear me guys? I don't know what happened, but I was lucky to get a map of the AMC. As I was learning how to use all of my stuff, I still had to get some help. As I was learning how to use my stuff, I still had to get some help. As I was learning how to use my stuff, I still had to get some help. Any info? Nice, bro! Yo, Jessica, can I have your gun, bro? Can you drop it? I would love to try your gun. Can you drop it? Oh, my God, I love you. Let's see, bro, you guys, it's not... Oh my God, it's fucking sick! Wait, what? Wow, bro, what a gun. I don't know if it's good though, Chad, it feels kinda ass! Am I seeing with this? I can't. Is that a flashlight? I think it is. fuck that sniper bro, fuck that sniper dog going situ shit, you see the sniper, you see the sniper how about those turns bro? yo does anyone have a mic or no? yeah what you can't hear me yeah yeah yeah I couldn't hear you before you should have these guys use your fives it's free kills I don't I don't know they're probably just waiting in their base Yeah. Fuck. Pushing. Shit. I Your bro, he's up he's top level on the left top level on the left on our left here What happens if no one pushes who wins Yeah I can hear you bro. Where is he? Ok follow me, follow me. Ok. Ah! Maybe saying that he's very close would be nice. Your buddy, he was one meter away. I was not ready for that. I'll see you in a minute. I Died Can you hear me bro Can you hear me, bro? I tell you where they are, okay? I'll tell you where they are All right, follow me follow me follow me friendly friend follow me follow me one is inside of this room on the right Kidding there's no one but follow me. I'll actually show you where they are come come come come come come Okay Easy flank my G you want to know what the last guy is That's not a paper. Get away. Is that a gunman? Easy boys. 4 to 1, but we are owning these loots. It's gonna be so ass, anyway. Fuck this dude! LOL! Leave me some kills, guys! Leave me some kills! Wait, chat, I'm 1 in 3? Am I useless? What the-? Good night. where are they where are they fuck this map it's just a waiting game I'll eat that house I Fuck you in the smack bro Bro, what's this what's this what's this hell now, bro. Hell no know you're just a decoy. No, bro No, I'm not bro. What's this? Fuck that mode Actually watch This is the real mode. Why leave with winning? It's like the inferno of bodycam. Oh, I don't see him. Right, strike, gun game. It's a castle mode. Am I lagging? What? Only the lag machine mice are gone? What? What the fuck? Stom-trooper aim. I'm sorry if I'm just doing what I'm about to do. I'm sorry if I'm just doing whatever I know to remind her to not play CS again until I fix my shit. I feel like my brain is drained bro. I feel empty right now. CS did suck me dry bro. Wallahi wallahi. That 13-1 on Mirage bro with the starters. Meh. Remind me to never play CS again at least at the start of the stream bro. again bro. Never. Do you take a shower this week? I shower every morning, bro. He hates it? Yes, I did hate C.S. But because of my PC it's like not handling it right now. Not Kappa bro, not Kappa. I'm the type of person I can't go out if I didn't shower. I need a shower in the morning. I need a shower in the morning and coffee in the morning. The glass of beer or juice that's all I need Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Come on. Get me on an unlaggy savage Welcome to training How is happening Training tutorial this is the meeting place you mean other players It's my internet just cooked today or something. Oh no, the worst gun in the game. It's so hard to get killed with this bullshit ass gun bro. I just have to hide in a colonel's cell. Yes! I win. Shotgun? Yes. Yes. No, you won't befall me because I joined late. Boys and girls, this next game I will win, bro. Trust me, bro! Trust me! Short hair brother, you're going down. Yo guys, can you hear me? You won because I wasn't here yet, bird! I'm sorry, there was 7 kills. I'm sorry. Believe me. Yo, can you hear me? Oh, no. Oh, God, that was a nice one. Oh, that was a nice one. Yo, bro! Yo, bro, can you hit me? Good luck, bro. good luck buddy you will need it good luck good luck I'll fuck you I'll fuck you in the ass come here little buddy I'll fuck you up I What? I did it! We're not ready! I did it! Guys! I feel so weird to die in this game come to me come to poppy oh man bro I would have won this bro I would have won this yo guys rematch vote the best map this map was asbro go one house one house no bro no please no back room back room sucks no one voted back rooms buddy we They're not playing back rooms. There's no person far enough. Said, look in, look in. I'll win this shit, I'll win this shit. Oh, look at the gun, gang. We're gonna have you one kill. Good luck. No good luck from my side. No good luck. Is it warm up? Guys, it's warm up. Don't kill. It's warm up. Don't kill! It's warm up guys, don't kill, it's just warm up. Friendly behind you, friendly! Friendly bro, friendly! I feel like I'm banging around right now, what is that? No you're not, sleep. guys Come to the basement, come to the basement guys, I'm friendly. Come to the basement, I'm friendly. Come to the basement. Yeah, I already died, bro. Someone was not friendly. Come to the basement, I'm friendly. Come to the basement, I'm friendly. Ah, you! Still friendly. Yeah, I already died, bro. Someone was not friendly. Come to the basement, I'm friendly! Come to the basement, I'm friendly! Ah! You! Friendly, bro? I'm friendly, bro. Come back! You Kick see you always not my lobbies bro go away bro You're cheating bro you're cheating Yo, Kixi Kixi stop cheating bro You are top friggin in my last game to bro like you snuck my lobbies bro stop Because I'm just better than you I'm okay, but they don't cringe bro playing on French. All right I'm not going to go Russian building guys go Russian building. Yeah, we see it Role Yo, Kekoski, can you hear me? Kekoski, can you hear me? Bro that fuck I was top-frying in my last one as well Do you remember I I can't win against him, I think. Can I? He's no life in this game. Yo, Kixki, bro. Yo, you're kinda smurfing. Can you meet the smurf, bro? I would much appreciate, bro. I know you're better than me, please. I want to get a win one time. Okay, okay. Just don't try to win, okay? Looked in! Looked in! Alright! Okay, here we go. Good luck, good luck, good luck! Good luck everyone! For every one kill, the weapon changes. The first to kill is all weapons, win! I don't even see anyone. I don't even see anyone. I don't see anyone. I don't see anyone. You're cheating! You're cheating! You're trying to cheat me! You're like a juggernaut on my screen! You're crying and cheating! You're like a juggernaut on my screen! I'll kill you! Yo Kikzki, please don't win bro, like we're trying to play! We're trying to- Where are you? Where are you? Ah! Hey, go easy on my gaze at me! What? What? Was that guy real? Shut the f*** up! BANG! Good job! Yes, KXY! Did you try? Be honest, did you try? I don't know! Yo, GG, bro, GG! I didn't try. What? What do you mean? GG. But everyone else was real, no? Did I do good? Am I muddied? Shit, not bad at all. These are all real players. I would say bot next to it. Oh my god. Oh. Can I play one more now? Where should I map? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Where's the dick thing, bro? It feels like real life. It's weird. I hate this map. What?! Wow wow wow. Of course, of course. If you win this game buddy, which you won't. Let's get a picture. Wow wow wow. Wow wow wow. Pick me, pick me bitch. of the death of death of death of Yo, that was... Oh, for all of that, can we stop with the cringe attacks, bro? I'll wait that eyes! I'll wait that eyes! What? You only for your ass with this game. I'm out of the sniper rifle, I can't do nothing! Where are you, buddy? Well, well, well! I'm off the sniper, you guys are chopped. You are not winning this, guys. get into my let's go my god my god gotta fight for that street cred out here bro I've played these games before bro Mom, mom, mom, mom. Nice. What map is good? We played all of these. Airsoft. OK. Oh, my God. Last game, last game, last game. Maybe, maybe. Everyone full try hard. Everyone full try hard. Here we go, Chad. Here we go. Did we go three for three for three? Warren House, Schalster. Yo, if that's if there's back rooms, I want to play back rooms, bro You look glowing today your way because I'm sweating a lot. I am sweating low-key Come on last game said last game last game one if we went to if you lose Gosh bro, why is this game actually feeling so good? Can we get a good luck fighting from everyone good luck Good luck! Oh my god! I don't think this... She was so fucking ugly! I knew where he was! How are you alive? How are you alive? That's upstairs. Hi again. Nice. How do you feel about that kill steal? I don't like this shit! Behind you! Hit me baby, hit me. Yo, bro, I have a skin got me tweaking Pick me pick me Sorry No I'm locked in bro Yo Kixi almost had you though Kixi, go easy on us, go easy on us bro Yo, I'm not that great Back rooms, back rooms, back rooms, back rooms, back rooms One last game Yo but Kixi, go easy bro, go easy We know you're the shit bro, chill Alright, alright, alright Last game, last game Chad, do the hackles in VR Everyone turn your mics back on! Sit down. Not me buddy. Come here. The geo located you. Yeah, I can hear you, bro, just speak to me. I'm not sure what's going on here, but I'm sure it's going to be a lot of fun. What? How does it get me there? Come. Come. Ah! God you lost! Yeah, so he's wearing Kevlar. Bro, I heard you. Yo, peek me, bro. Peek me, bro. That's not his ass. It's too big. Where you guys at bro? Where you guys at? This map is too big! Yeah, I'm gonna fuck you! Oh, sorry. Heal, heal. My bad, my bad. Roll this map sucks, no? Kick me buddy, kick me. What? Guys you win I'm leaving I'm leaving but it was fun playing with you guys What the fuck is that? What? What the fuck is that? I don't know. Chad, I have a question, bro. Guys, I am actually sorry. But I have to end. What is CS doing to me? CS makes me put into this weird mood. I mean it. I'm sorry, I said long stream today and it's not happening. I feel drained. Olaf, I think you got us sick, bro. I'm being badass. Wait, is it leaked that this is your account? Yeah, right? Fury is also sick right now. But I feel off, I feel off. Guys, I'm sorry bro. I won't be here tomorrow and I won't be here the day after that. But after that it's time to lock in. I'm sorry for the two shortest streams ever. I hope you know that I don't want to do this. But yeah, I will have a lot of energy on Wednesday, inshaAllah. Sorry bro, sorry, sorry, sorry. But yeah, I do have some stuff to do on Tuesday and tomorrow I'm out with my boys It's a right take a week off if needed no, bro, I don't need a week off I Don't know But yeah, I don't know I don't know yesterday and today bro after those CS games I was just bro and like what the fuck my social I don't know man I'm in the bad like this should put me in a bad mood for what the fuck is this I don't know every stick to variety I'll fix my CS And yeah, sorry for the two shortest dreams that I've ever done actually back to back I'll remember those days and I'll analyze don't fix your CS You don't want me to play CS, bro guys. I'm sorry. Voila. I'll see y'all on yeah, sadly very late but on Wednesday again Tuesday I have to do some IRL shit and tomorrow I'm out with my boys paddle resetting the battery and yeah, sorry for the short streams bro again there's no apology there's no excuse for that um that's on me that's on me um but yeah on Wednesday we're back with the longer streams as per usual um so yeah sorry for that guys i love you guys um and i'll see you on Wednesday thank you for tuning in as always even though it was the shortest stream ever bro jesus um so yeah but we did have some some banger streams before I hope I don't know I always feel insecure about like I don't know like short streams. I brought for terrible right now But it is or this if I felt if I feel off, but I don't know man Like right now. I just doesn't flow, you know guys. I love you guys. Um, so yeah, hopefully when so we're back We will be back. Uh, cozy on the bussy and Yeah, I love you guys. Thank you so much for everything cozy cozy cozy and I'll see you on Wednesday, bro Peace peace peace peace peace. All right, and drive the rest of your night morning evening wherever you are, bro Bye bye bye bye bye I'll see you on Wednesday. I'll see you on Wednesday So you've been rough this week, I don't think so just today and yesterday was absolutely like bad like I'm not happy with those streams but um Bro, the other streets that we had there were I enjoyed them a lot Hi guys, and I still enjoy today, but it was just like I don't know like I don't know right now I feel off. I don't know what it is. I'll see you guys I love you guys. Bye. Bye. Bye. See you guys on Wednesday. Love you guys so much. Bye Mwah. Kossi on the bussy. Kossi, Kossi, Kossi, Kossi, Kossi, Kossi. Also streams. Stop. I played also yesterday after stream, trying to like make something happen. Bro, I got fucked in the ass. I wrenched quite after like 10 minutes bro. Shit man. Do I practice also off stream chat? Because I want to progress. I feel bad when I hop on stream and it's just the same, you know? Ah, sorry, sorry. Guys, I'll see you guys on Wednesday. Cozy, Cozy, Cozy, love you guys so much, bye! Again, sorry for the short ass stream, for real, for real. Um... I love you guys, bye! Coz, Coz, Coz, Coz. Aw, that's sh**. Alright, alright. Is it the CS? I don't know, is it? I don't know, man. Alright, bye, bye, bye, I love you guys, bye! Take a year off! Bratio Mento, you mother s***. Alright, bye, I love you guys, bye! Bye!