Um, did the VODs were on?
That's all. VOD, Jane,
EMS Bob, Jimmy.
I got a lot of fucking Jimmy VODs.
I had no intention of fucking shooting you.
Yeah, I didn't want it.
I just want it, you know, can we?
I played a lot of Jimmy there for a bit, huh?
Yeah, I'm main Jimmy for a little bit.
I forgot.
Oh, this one says deleted VOD.
I don't know what happened there.
I have an idea, though.
Penta, Penta, VODs, Jimmy.
Jimmy gets a bail hearing massage later.
Jimmy, the terrorist, full to, I don't know if you've.
I'm going to do a full Jimmy VOD.
No, that's the first Jimmy Srema did.
Man, don't ask me how I got it.
Sounded a lot more cracked out.
Well, you see Jimmy again? I played Jimmy recently.
Uh, do you, what's your state ID?
Okay, with rain damage, so long.
That makes you two months.
Your grandpa's going to be so proud.
Yo, toast to you all.
Alright, I'm trying to find a good one.
That's so long.
D&D.
Trying to find a kind of earlier one.
Oh, no.
Has Wrangler in it.
Yeah, he's a warm-up.
Jesus Christ.
I remember this.
This looks so, this might be a good one.
I'm standing around watching people play paintball.
Best part is, children don't have to pay taxes, I think.
You know?
Could have been a lot of yapping to this one.
I don't know.
741, we don't see you.
Why are you on the ground?
Because he says you leave all, no, your father.
Two grand, huh?
I'm going to go, man.
This one seemed kind of good.
You know, I have no intention.
This one looked kind of good.
We'll try it out.
Fuck it.
Oh fuck I need I need the Jane Obama I goddamn I forgot to save it where's the
Jane Obama Vod that that guy Skittles linked because I just play the fuck just
play this play it please man thank you this one right here dumbass streaming
Give me all right. All right, easy
2021 look how far we've come
All right
No way I'm gonna be gone that long but just I'll just do it enjoy this Jane Obama
With chap I'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye well well well if it isn't a pussy little chap
Yeah, Lito. It's...
That's what I... I... I... I...
I do wanna play Mike on, uh...
Grizzly, but I don't even know if I'd...
I don't know, dude. I don't know what... I don't know what's happening on that server.
That's so long.
Bet you won't say it in my face and kiss me.
Damn. If I don't kiss him, everyone's gonna think I'm a bitch.
What a dilemma.
That's so long.
slap of kisses enabled yes it's a good one any chance of playing the chaos mod so
I looked it up and there I mean there's a sand and dress one I don't know man I'm
not too hot on I don't know if you've noticed but I'm kind of like in it I'm
kind of like a you know hipster streamer I don't really like hopping on bandwagons
too much but I don't know I kind of do want to play just cuz I've been
I'm wanting to do. It's fun. It's fun to watch. Um, I was watching
Spaceboy do it last night and the night before that, I whippy for a
bit. And then I tried to fall asleep to a whippy stream and I
was like, oh, this is not the stream to do that in. And then
James, I watched James do it for a while. No one plays this
Well, speedrunners, like I said, speedrunners have been doing this shit for a while.
Can't fall asleep to whip you, you can fall asleep here.
Whippy can hit that high octane a lot better than I can.
Glad you're not a part of the bandwagon.
Well, it's cool though, that's what I'm saying, I kinda want it.
But see, this is why I fuck up at Twitch, because Twitch is all about hopping on the bandwagon.
Oh, Johnson is gonna make a medic, that'll be cool.
rp speedrunner
What is this new fog?
Is that
Okay, it's a is it a streamer?
What are they doing?
They massacred
They massacred my little fog champ my boy. They massacred my little fog champ
It's unbelievably bad
That's nothing like zig champ. I'll make mistakes. We now separate all sterile and use needles
this is so I really like the shitty like dude I like the shit this is very
GTA you know what I mean this is good this is very GTA I like this this is
funny
dude the bob memes have been good new shirt yeah pd badging on things yeah
that's so long. Yeah this is I guess this is pretty accurate. It's pretty accurate of
last night. Isn't there a jailbreak? I don't know is there. I was thinking about doing prison
Mike. I don't know if I can show this. Oh well this is clearly fake. This is fun because
I kind of do I think that like getting Mike out of prison could be a good arc and trying
to piece together everyone that was there and like framing them for another
murder to make Mike look more innocent I've gotten about that before I call
Kyle again while he was getting his uber eats and I was taking out the trash
and he's like what are you doing so that's taking up trash and he's like oh
fuck is that today I was like not tomorrow so that's good with your
shirtless skin yeah I think you forgot to pack shirts all right look this is what
I want let's see a Hispanic main real good
keep going can't you got to commit to the bit that's your guys problems all
right and here's my fantasy okay she comes here right oh god what is he doing
what is this what is he doing and she's cleaning oh fuck what is happening
dude some weird this man's gonna get canceled hey next door to me this is an
honest hard-working woman with Hispanic heritage and Kyle and what is Kyle
I'll do I'm sure chiseled as fuck at my stream set up. Well, this is already not gotta go guys
I'm in extreme
You know do my whole spiel I get up. I stretch and she's just standing there sexy
Why why wouldn't she be cleaning you like what you see and she's like I love it
No, just like Sophia Vergara. I love
Why is she not clean at home? I'm just like she doesn't sound like a good it sounds like he wants a prostitute
Maids are there to clean
Couldn't handle this
And then she's like I clean oh and then bam
That's the fantasy
This guy has really spent too much time with his mother
He's getting off by a woman cleaning for him
This guy really spent too much time at home.
That's his f- everything in the world. That's what you got.
I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to bang a maid.
You're fucking maids.
That's it? I'm just kidding. I don't know.
That's kind of fucked up.
That's Kyle's fantasy.
I'm gonna pay this woman to come into my home.
And then when we're all alone, I'm gonna suggest sex.
the implication. What the fuck is that?
That's so long.
What's my fantasy? Way better than that I would say.
I guess, okay, so...
I'm in like...
That's so long.
Monon Island, yeah, two mates.
Now I'm on an island, though, can I...
I'm in some sort of, uh...
I don't know.
Like a, a lagoon maybe?
With a waterfall, right?
I dive underneath the waterfall,
it goes into like a cavern.
Who's there?
Jennifer Lawrence, exactly how she is in the nudes.
Full asshole greeting me with her,
exactly how she is in the pictures.
Is Epstein there too?
Okay. Chats were romantic before millionaires used them to bang kids.
Okay. Islands. Islands were really. I think I said chat.
Islands were really romantic before millionaires used them to bang
children. All right. They were nice. I did. I meant to say
chat. Chats are also romantic. A lot of my mods have entered
relationships. Apparently. The dating discord. Yep. I haven't seen Robo and Fran in years.
Now well, hope that they're happy. Which mod is your mod? Goddamn fucking Epsi. Ruinning
Islands. The early 2000, all the dating shows like Hot Sex Island on MTV. Now that
just sounds like a legal porn temptation island yep yeah that's a that's a
shitty fantasy that's a horrible fantasy I feel like if your fantasy is just like
generic porn it's your it's not very good I already lived my fantasy that's a
thing it's hard for me because here's the thing all my fantasies have already
happened to me right she's Wrangler it was it was acid girl that I hung out
on the roof with like getting cancer wasn't it wasn't funny that was barely
even edgy what a stupid thing to say I'm playing Wrangler I don't know what I'm
playing I do know what I'm playing I've made up my mind my fantasy is the
Fappening that's not true all right those Jennifer Lawrence pictures I was
attracted to Jennifer Lawrence before those pictures and after she turned
8 well over like in her in her 20s there are but I do feel bad for seeing them
that's true that is pretty fucked up that that happened now what can you do I
think twitch chat is filled with more teens or degenerates it certainly
depends on the stream I think this is I think there's a few teens in here but
I think it's mostly mid 20s early 30 degenerates it depends on the
Depends on the stream
That's a nude leak. I don't take news
Because I couldn't I could not I don't think I could sit here and call people
Horses and insult them in RP knowing that there's a picture of me
Standing in a mirror with the half hard dick in one ball. I
Don't think I could because then anyone would
would
Instantly be able to get the fucking one up on me
The anyone would instantly be able to have the trump card
People take half our dick pics. I think that's when the dick looks the best, right?
For me completely flaccid, you know, it's not impressive, right? But full erection. I think is too aggressive. I
Think just nice half chub
Uh, is the best you can, this is a Seth Rogen bit, well movies are from, from Knocked Up,
oh you're right it is, god damn it, can't fucking say anything anymore, you can't have
an opinion anymore because it's been in a Seth Rogen or Will Ferrell movie, you can't
joke about anything, or The Simpsons, you know, Blue Mountain State, early 2010
movies were so bad.
I don't think that's true.
I think that was like, the last good comedies.
I don't know what the fuck happened.
Maybe that's what happened.
Maybe any time like, there's a bunch of people sitting in like a storyboard room, they're like,
Okay.
Uh, what about, how about a guy and he's talking to his friends about how to take a picture of their dick and it's like, ah, no, that fuck that was in.
It was a knocked up.
Seth Rogen and Wolf Herald just did it all.
I don't think PC culture is is really a- I think- I don't think PC culture has a mech- has affected the mainstream as much as people
really
like think, you know, I mean
Like I would say- cuz like let's think about it. The only people who have actually been canceled are actual rapists
You know what I mean? Like no one who has just said something like the only people that have actually been canceled are people that actually fucked up
you know
No one that just like says shit fucking around has gotten canceled. What about Ellen?
Not true who Johnny Depp don't even remember that happening and remember that happening
What a bad take?
Okay, who motherfuckers?
Shit take okay. Who hello?
Who why is it a bad take Johnny Depp's fine?
James Gunn
okay
but
But he did tweet some shit, right?
And I get it. It was just him being trying to be funny. He said some weird shit
He said some shit that wasn't funny. It was just all edge
Like what do you mean?
Which I get it. He like I
Roseanne
Okay, you're one of the people that said bad take
Aren't you? Let me look at your log. Yeah, you said shit take. What do you mean?
I pretty did it Roseanne just straight up say I hate black people I think
She got high and just straight up tweeted that
What do you mean? She absolutely just
No, she said some wild shit. She is Roseanne said some wild shit, dude
Chris the last name I can't pronounce. Yeah, he tried to fuck a 17 year old
Yeah, Hulk Hogan straight up said the n-word and was pissed off at his daughter, right?
Yeah, thank you. Okay?
What? Why? I just...
Chat's reaching.
Bro, imagine being upset that Roseanne and Chris dopedophile got cancelled.
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Culture is a label of people being boycotted and making themselves independent.
Yeah, listen, I mean, it depends, right?
Um...
Do I think that everyone deserves to be cancelled?
No. Okay?
Um...
I like the James Gun thing. All right, sure. He was he was fucking
He tweeted some edgy shit, you know
He probably wasn't very good at comedy yet, and he was like trying to you know what I mean
I that I get that that makes sense. Fuck it. I'm guilty of it myself, but
Roseanne and a guy
That's using his fame to fuck kids. Come on you guys Jesus
Kevin Arkana host the uh, what happened to Kevin art?
like
you know
whatever you can still say that in comedy clubs right and no one would
but
but you know
you know
But you but but you still knew that it was an edgy thing to do, right?
It's 100% different time. Not really you still knew it was edgy, you know
Even in 2016 you still knew it was an edgy thing to say the Kramer shit. Yeah, Kramer shit is the same way
Yeah, Kevin Hart is literally not cancelled at all. Okay. He didn't get the host of Oscars
Damn
Yeah, he won't work over
So listen, I'm with you guys
But I feel like cancel culture it's only ever like okay. This is what I mean a lot of you plebs came in that are like
Cancel culture why can't Roseanne?
Can't Roseanne say the n-word I get it
Like I don't agree with the idea of cancel culture, but I feel like it's only ever been
Truly effective when the person actually probably deserves it
All right there. How about that as long as it's used right?
what no hey Jack happened with me what do you mean what what do you mean what
happened to me I don't think people should be racist and fuck kids what do
you what do you mean I've always thought this what changes title we missed the
old pension they would only fuck white kids fuck this it's me and in 160p
Why is it people to the... I've changed so much. I guess so.
I think I've always maintained that I don't think racism is cool.
I'm from Michigan, not from Mississippi. I don't... a lot of bait in the water.
It's hard to tell, man. It's hard to tell anymore what's bait or what's not.
Everyone who's got the cancel culture is a racist. I literally didn't... that's not even close to...
okay that has to be paid there's no way that isn't paid that's not even close
I'm gonna hate motherfuckers talking about me I realized it this when I was
scrolling down the subreddit this morning someone was like well pet like
talking about the mic shit and someone was like well Penta did say this would
be a fitting end for Mike and then like it was like three people shitting on
me like oh he fuck he's just fucking saying that it that's literally not
Not even what I-
What you say anymore
Someone will just be like
Just
And they'll be like
Well, Pepta said this
And then people will just argue that
And it's like, no
That
No one even needs to argue this
Cause that's not what I said
Heh
It's almost like Redditors are a fucking joke
What happened?
I swept the subreddit awards
And I guess now they're like
Ah, too mainstream
Let's just go back to only liking H.O.A
It's just getting brigaded now. Yeah fucking antifa. I even look at the subreddit
Well because it's a platform that involves me often
Clean mess Bob maybe we should do Bob instead
Then they do Jane later. I don't know
Here's the thing am I doing san Andreas chaos my chaos mod. I don't know maybe next week
James Burma, that's it. That's how she died
I think I'm limited on Bob without the whitelist. I don't think so at all
All right, let's do Bob it is funny
Last night last night was good
Okay, that's not from the other stream and it was freaking hilarious
Yeah, it's funny man
And I like it
It seems like it seems like it's funny to watch but really frustrating to play that's the point
It was super entertaining
yeah but like like I said if I do it it's gonna be it's gonna be sandrace or
something because I feel like at this point like I've already I already know
all the effects and I've seen it all you know I think the sandrace version did
come first with radio off now just a leak of odd I imagine playing a grand
theft auto without the fucking radio what the fuck god damn god damn twitch
god damn twitch god damn twitch live DMC is a thing win win win I know it's
possible but it hasn't happened cancel twitch yet right yo bats joke man 17
month says we agree we got a
chattel up on culture you are
president potato on the seven
thank you for the gift of subs very nice of you thanks almost up to 6400
streams were actually really good but I just kept getting DMCA'd by fucking A&E
who then got cancelled so yeah how about that
interesting blue haze had a fire playlist going last night all daimaka
free I would death hit them up if you wanting some stuff to play I'm nervous
to hit a blue haze I'm I always get nervous to talk to my talk to my crushes
man hit that shit hit that shit that's how you're gonna talk about blue haze like a common
fucking whore from a dive bar no blue haze you don't hit that shit make love to that
shit cherish that shit that's my fantasy blue haze and I under a waterfall hit that shit
What is wrong with you?
You think you're fucking bad?
Moon in the night.
Yo Freebird 22, thank you for the uh
Freebird 28 with the 22 months.
Do I know about the event in 15 minutes?
Oh shit, there's an event.
Time goes to waste, thanks for the 11 months. Appreciate that.
Patrogam
29 months.
Preach, pre-preach-preach.
Sarcasm rocks, 14 months.
Thanks to that retailer with 19.
Thank you.
Just get caught up on subs here
No, Raza
For months, thank you
John the smooth operator said when is Jane?
Illusionist 17 months Matthew WRC 13 months
Seeroo something like that. I don't know seven months. Thank you
Easy
So is Bob's brother
contrast which seems weird so I'm gonna call them I'm gonna wake up early and be
like hey are you sure this is like for a cancer scan are you sure this is
supposed to not have contrast so I don't know we'll see I wake up early for that
didn't I have allergies to it no I've never had an issue with contrast I had
an issue with the top of side which is a chemotherapy medicine no I understand
that they exist I'm not saying that they're not a thing thank you Jack
they don't know how to fix the discord not showing up in my connections oh god is
that a thing last time I had to like reconnect my shit
we'll get to see if you can they're beating it's directly to your body yeah
I'll just slap a condom on
Well, we got the results back. It's some sort of layer over your
Yeah, that's it. I always have a condom on the discord. Something has been broken
Goddamn discord. No insurance. No problem same-day loans
Processed on site
Crusade medical and payday loans
Do my buddy got one of those ones you did a pain like $400 on a fucking
like a $1200 loan 900% I mean that's not too far off those things are fucking
scams man payday loans are the biggest scam ever bro I bet being a fucking risk
analysis for a payday loan place is the most stressful job on earth I bet it's
literally the most stressful fucking job on earth what's risk analysis from
And what I understand is it's just essentially, like, determines if someone will even pay back, like, alone how fast they will be able to, like, interest rates and all that shit.
I'm assuming you're located at Crusade, right?
Yeah, I'm at Crusade! What's going on? It looks like all of our ambulances were stolen.
Uh, honestly, I don't know, because I don't have anything to do with ambulances.
That's what it looks like.
All right, if you think they're selling, go ahead and report them so that nobody's out there impersonating you, okay?
Okay, THEN!
Well, the way of paying the loans is to make their money by selling the debt.
Yeah...
That's probably, uh, that's probably what they do, is they just sell the debt off.
But then, like...
Who's even buying that debt?
You know what I mean?
Debt collectors? I know, it just doesn't seem like...
It would be that great to buy.
Because it's not like you have to, like, pay that shit back.
Ha ha ha, you know?
Your credit's gonna be absolutely fucked, and they'll probably try to take you to small claims court.
Uh, but, you don't even have to go to that.
Interest rates? Yeah, but I mean, I feel like a lot of, uh, people who take out payday loans probably eventually end up filing for bankruptcy anyways.
Right? So where's this fucking money being made out of?
S-Bobby, there.
Yes, CMS Bob, I'm in a stolen Sultan! Medical Sultan!
Can you make sure that it's painted red?
I'll need to show up to the scene in a sultan.
It's funnier if it's smoking.
A van?
Alright, we'll go look for a van.
There's a lot of money in debt collection.
Well, I don't doubt that. That's why it's in business.
I just don't understand where it comes from.
No, not that van, chat.
That's- that's a shitty van.
It's just gonna be a bunch.
The Hurst.
Oh, it's not spawning.
I think it only spawns in the ambulance first.
It's as lucky.
Lucky, I feel like before I read this, there should be a girl like saying like,
what is something you know that sounds like it should be illegal?
So if you get served for the debt collection and don't show up to court,
you will lose by default judgment,
or they can either garnish your wages, levy your bank account,
or put a leave, levy on your property.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
This is what I've...
This is what I've gathered from TikTok.
It's either that girl, or like, like for part two.
I fuckin' hate TikTok.
No, I deleted it.
I was like, this shit sucks, man.
Cause you know, there was that time
where I thought that it was gonna be banned.
So I was like, I guess I should download it.
Go right along with them.
Maybe we should just use a box truck.
Just throw them in the back of that.
I feel like that'd be funnier.
some mega ambulance i think you can take them off crusade medical and payday advance loans
now let me get the van let me get the box truck so first
ambulance is spawning palito
yeah that's true this is pretty funny though crusade medical payday advance loans and metro pc
s does anyone have a spare radio for our new ems from crusade who what
I'll buy him my belt, don't worry.
You're supposed to be in this universe.
I felt as you say you would give him the radio.
What's wrong with Metro PCS?
Oh look, I mean...
Oh shit!
I got him a radio.
Help me! I'm stuck at the b-
Hey Bob, we got a new recruit named Edward.
Here to cash?
Cash a check.
I think he's here to work.
Is he here to work or is it for the payday advance loan?
well that's for you to come here and find out you want to come get them from
the box we also what do you do with the gold
melt it down for needles
I'm getting together a vehicle someone said extras on the side
alright be able to see what's inside it's
yeah son of a bitch okay well I guess this is a thing
You can see me. Yep. Oh wow here else here. I'll let you see
How did you do that? Someone said the agent? That's true. They have never opened their own hospital or parking lot
Or Mike block
Another horn, I think it's funnier like this
Yeah, Andrew
This is our ambulance for the day. This is what I got. So you want it dead? Yeah, it's
dead. Japan is better. Oh my god. What killer in this country? Oh, box said it's really controlled
here. No, that while they're wrong, they're absolutely wrong. We got to fight it progress.
It's not controlled at all. It's off the fucking rails.
Crazy train?
Yeah, Cy Carter has it real bad.
It's Genet, where's...
Genetty?
Yeah, where's Genetty?
I got this one, Blake.
I don't know.
To save the life.
I'm not sure life starts to be saved.
Oh my God, you're trying to make it so you can, so we have lives to save. Good.
Yeah, we...
These guys said volunteerium.
Yeah.
You're not volunteering, EMS.
Crusade Medical.
Okay, that's okay.
We're sick of Nobox getting all the fucking glory.
Crusade Medical, is it that bad?
You need to sell the real...
I feel really good.
Boom, you need to cash it, payday?
Really sorry, okay.
I was someone stealing an, you know,
a vehicle and so on.
We didn't do it with your ambulance, all right?
Well, that's what...
He thought it was great work, okay?
Well, it's not I did steal this,
but only because it was left
after someone stole all of our ambulances.
It's to save lives?
So I think it's fair.
Who stole your ambulance?
I don't know, they left this van, though.
Sick bastards.
Right, exactly.
They said I really like your pink hair and your cat ears.
This is so cute.
Thank you.
You're just the best.
OK, hey, listen.
Do you guys know the number one killer in this country?
Is it people who don't pull EMS?
Tell them Edward.
Wait.
Full blown.
Full body.
Get out of the car.
Come on, we need to get you a rambitage test.
Get out of the car.
Get out of the chair here and I'll prep the lab
It's not a joke sit down
No, you're not fine. You don't know we need to test you
Yeah, we don't have that at crusade medical we couldn't
answer that shit. Really. Yeah. No HIPAA. We can talk about it
in court all of it. We have no HIPAA. Also if you need to sell
some gold or pay your Metro bill. Yeah Metro. Yeah.
Let me just run let me just run this go ahead plug it in I'll read the results put it in I'll read the results
right here
There's any way to get them to use their inside races
Probably not
And then I'm gonna get them to run the test
I'm just waiting for the results.
We're just waiting on the results if you could just look up in the meantime.
Why do I gotta look up?
Just look at that.
The results came back to negative. She is all clear.
Oh, thank God.
Alright, let me just put this SpongeBob sticker on you.
Some places offer demonstrations where you put a condom on a banana, things like that.
for how to put a condom on your lesbian girlfriend. Yep Roy get over here. Okay Roy I need you
to pull up. Okay you know what actually what is it Nina. Meena pull out your phone. And
I need you to go to YouTube and look up. Okay. Recreate for a dream ass to ass scene.
And I just need you to use the level of protection they're using in that
So that once I have requiem what? Recreate for a dream ass to ass
Ass to ass all right. Don't
Only you watch it the audio is okay, but
Yeah like that I think they got like four condoms on that double-sided dildo. Oh my god
Yeah, that's that's pretty much the normal love making process for lesbians
Right, I think so right
I'm calling my girlfriend. I'm telling her to pick up condoms of right now
Well, I don't think she gets it. I think the old man that's running the show gets it
Hey, can you pick up condoms?
That's so long.
We need condoms.
For negotiation. Get the fucking condoms or we're not having s-
No.
You ain't getting shit.
There, I threatened her.
Very nice. Nicely done.
I threatened her with the sex.
Good.
And the withholding of the sex.
I'm very proud of you.
Thank God you don't have AIDS.
Look, I just want you to listen.
Do me a favor, pull out your MDT.
and look up side Carter is that how you want to end up he's got it bad well
you're not gonna see him in seven days he's got it bad
Hi
I
Good work you too
Good job
See I told you working with them is a good idea. I think you're right
It is a good idea, I think
The morning shift is very peaceful, but it's okay. We'll work out our differences
We're working peace and harmony
Happy birthday. It's like the push buns. I'm not pushing but I'm right
This is literally how you use it.
Are most AIDS tests negative?
Oh god no, that's extremely rare.
And she's been having unprotected sex forever.
That's terrifying.
Please use Slash Me for multiple reasons.
Oh.
Oh my god!
Is that the AIDS fighting back?
Yeah, that's the sound of unprotected sex if I've ever heard it.
That's a lot of unprotected sex.
I don't know, okay, where do you just have a really quiet?
Yeah, we just have someone having unprotected sex!
A lot of unprotected sex!
Jesus, look at that man!
Someone's having unprotected sex in that for sure!
Oh my god!
Sir!
I'm trying to get this on camera!
What?
You unprotected sex?!
Oh my god, there's the people down!
Don't worry about it.
You guys did what you were supposed to do.
gonna keep the lobby third he's got multiple GSW no no no no he was having
protected sex he's actually he's having a protected sex with someone he has gunshot
live that's irrelevant he was having a protected sex with a man in his car
that's the most relevant part and we rolled up on seed they were both passed out the
windows were all fogged up at the moment I'll let you in if I do okay
Hey, isn't there another one?
Another one, go!
Did the fire go?
Did the guy, Vic, in the ER, if he's good, the guy's good to go.
We got a lot going on here.
I'm not sure he's going to be good to go. He looks pretty fucked up.
Hey, the cop's got the other AIDS patient.
Hey, check these guys for any sort of syringes or anything.
We'll throw them in the dishwasher and use them at Crusade.
Blake, we have two patients that need you to give them a one server.
They should be fine to go, though.
Where? Where?
have to go to the pharmacy because this guy is like dying out of the table.
I'm just gonna have to go to the pharmacy because this guy is like dying out of the table.
He's DNR. He's DNR. He's got a DNR. Don't waste the time. Right here, Bob.
We have multiple coming in. What? Let's just tree eyes and right off the ones that are dead.
Well, if they stick me to the needle, I will fucking kill you. What do you want her?
She needs an AIDS test? Yeah, yeah. No, I don't need an AIDS test.
Go ahead and get her in the chair. What's your mom?
Okay.
Alright, now we'll go back here, come on.
We'll go back here.
What, until we get where?
This isn't sanitary at all.
This is a lab, of course it's sanitary.
Hey Bob, you guys have a cure for AIDS?
Does Christina have a cure for AIDS?
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, we barely know how to treat the common cold down there.
Yeah.
The cure for AIDS isn't that great.
Yeah, the only cure for AIDS is death.
Sweet mother!
Hey, go ahead and sit down.
Andrew, draw that woman's blood.
Ma'am, do you want me to hold you down?
It's okay here man don't worry this should relax you
you. What's your relaxing? What is he getting you funding? I'm gonna hold her down to take
her butt. Ma'am, do you need a check? Why are you trying to sell me? Okay, I'll take
a big. Let's see. Oh, shit. Oh, God. She, she doesn't hold on. Hold on. Hold on. These
results are weird. These results are fucking weird. It takes a while to come back. Yeah,
I can see it's beating a lot.
Right now we're just going to mark you as potentially
age-ridden.
Potentially age-ridden.
Excuse me?
Yeah, just potentially.
You're not going to believe right now.
Accurate test, OK?
I only have second place.
Right now?
And I'm joking.
No.
Yeah.
What does that have to do with anything?
It's experimental.
Yeah, potassium.
That's for, no, that's not how that works.
One of those bananas isn't to eat.
It's to practice putting a condom on.
Yeah.
I have sex with my girlfriend.
We don't need a.
You need to wear condoms.
OK.
No, it's dental dams.
You guys sell dental dams?
No, no.
We do sell Metro PCS plans.
Metro?
Isn't that a phone plan?
I need, I need, I need a pencil to help my God.
Fundy, where did you get the?
Here, go ahead and take a handful of condoms
out of my panty pack.
No, no, I don't need condoms.
I need dental dams.
Ma'am, ma'am, take the condoms, please.
What am I going to do with a condom?
I'm gonna put that on my finger. No put it on the listen
No, I have a guide for no safe sex between lesbians. Okay. I need you to go
Pull up pull up your phone and go ahead and hook up recurrent for a dream ass to ass
That's the safe safe most safe method, okay
I
And only you watch it
Why
Yep
The common cold
blood cell count is a little elevated you're probably gonna feel sick in the
next couple days sick yeah what a flimstone gummies yeah spray you should
really take a multivitamin what you say six six a day yeah you're gonna get
nothing I just had coffee bounce up for my cup into my eye
directly into my eyeball oh god it's burning it's burning I need water it's
fine it's fine I'll just push through it
oh god it hurts what do we got more this will go into the board
I'm going to talk to you.
I really have a conversation with you.
Okay, have you been tested for AIDS yet?
Yeah.
I need a conversation with both of you guys.
Yeah.
I love that you guys are volunteering.
I need to talk to you about something.
If there's someone on the floor from gun shots.
Yeah.
I need you to ask.
I was literally responding to the scene and he put him in your truck.
Okay.
You know
You think it's our fault could I know I need it to
No, no, no, no, no, no, I need you to wait for police to arrive on gunshot wounds victims, okay
I need to GSR test these individuals. I can use just our testimony
Sir, I need to process the scene there, you know
Well, I can show you it
Sir there was literally about five or six people I got brought at the house, but at the same time
If you have situations like that we can't control who was involved or not
I could show you who was who was where yeah, I
Sir the only thing I'm asking you okay. There's gunshots wound victims and so on and they're dying
I can't stop the bleeding from a gunshot wound on seed. What are you would say? I mean if it's a trash you can
These men were shot. I know they were like dead like really really bad like there's
There's other dead literally like dead soup on the floor
You know
No, it's fine. Okay. I'm you know, just, uh, read in, read out. Let's do things quietly
and calmly. Okay, sir.
What's quiet and calm about a man dying? I mean, he was already dead.
Yeah, I can show you the scene. I know what the scene was. Don't worry.
They were alive on scene.
Interesting.
Well, are you saying that they died in your ambulance
then on your hair?
No.
Oh, they did.
They died in the OR.
Yeah, they were DNR.
Yup.
I'm processing the other ones, OK?
And just feel like you're going to have a lot of bad people,
OK?
Oh, no, they're like dead.
They're all like freaking just.
Yeah, we'll take them to the morgue.
Yeah, we'll take them.
All right, let's talk to the doctors about that.
We're not thinking about
Hey, listen come here officer. Yes. Come here. Come on
Come on, let's talk in here. Do you unlock this?
Listen, I know that it's this is a stressful job. It's hard to watch people die and probably harder for you to kill people I
Get that if you ever need someone to talk to I'm here for you
you. We can talk in this closet any time. Oh my God. It's so sweet. I know all the adrenaline
we have. People don't usually say that to me, you know. People are just like, I'm going
to shoot you and then it's just like, Jesus, shoot. We don't carry guns. What the fuck?
The other day, do you want to know what happened to me? I was in the hospital. I
was out here chilling, right? Yeah, guys just comes out in a bike for screaming.
I thought again, he's just
On a bike just like on a bike. Yeah, that happens a lot at a crusade medical. We got a
We we we got a lot of gang revenge shootings in the hospital
It's warm. I'm thinking about offering in a gift shop the little like
Flower decorations for funerals. What are those called like the arrangements? You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like your friend is so smart. Okay. Yeah, Andrew's real smart. He's a good he's good. He's a fighty. I'm us
Green
I'll come back to these tell box. All right, whenever I have some time to talk to you guys, all right
Do you gotta go for all the stuff? Yeah, I do well listen. I
You know you could talk to me in this closet. I know we're just full watching
you like to watch okay yeah let's be fine you can talk with us do yeah you can talk with us
i know that you know it there's a it's a high adrenaline job a lot of lights and sirens you know
that is true a lot of noises a lot of ups and downs and hey listen at crusade medical we don't
have hippa we can't afford that shit so anything you need to know we can just tell you yeah
Yeah. Oh, interesting. Yeah, it's not like
she didn't have AIDS. Oh, no, the square have AIDS. Yeah, it's up in the air. The test was
inconclusive. So we're marking her as potentially full blown AIDS. Oh, we prescribed your six
vitamin gummies, six vitamin gummies, half a gallon of water and three bananas. One isn't
to eat though. It's a practice putting a condom on. Okay, sorry. Okay, so make sure you
They're important make sure she eats her bananas. Okay. Okay. I'll tell her to be it's experimental
Is there a link a proper way of her eating your bananas? I like to I personally like to chop them up
Okay, chop them up. I think I think eating a banana hole is inappropriate for the work workspace
Especially when you like me. I got it
All right
It's like, it seems like a nice lady.
Oh wait, where's the, I gotta give a, hold on.
Hold on a second.
Yeah, they could spell D and R.
We got stickers that we gotta hand out.
We gotta, we gotta give,
he's fucking killing me.
We gotta find Nina and give her her.
What did I just get?
And then, obviously that's,
Did y'all just say I want the spicy doctor?
What?
Someone asked for a spicy doctor
It's you
Oh hold on a second
Okay
Isn't the one for glare?
Hello
Hola
I love life
Me too man
That was quick
Oh yeah, I'm fine
Okay
Sure man
Shit
Okay, well
Y'all have a good one, okay?
I will man, you too
She should be behind that
Where's Claire Claire guys gotta take to the board
That's quitters full blown
Get the reference it's just stupid. It's just like those stickers you get for me a piece of shit
Who's this
the day guy hello sir stop grabbing me why you're grabbing well please stop
grabbing me stop grabbing please help this is a lung cancer patient oh I have
cigarettes no don't give up cigarettes what's wrong sir do you need to eat
10 don't got that need to eat that goddamn okay do you need an oncologist but
what's the oncology what's your condition I know I don't got a good
Okay
I downplay cancer
Apparently your arrogant is every character you play. Oh, no, I'm not every I'm just funny
Yeah, that's good
sticker
Yeah, we got to give her a sticker all right here. Do you want the stickers? Yeah here?
I'll hand you some stickers hold on I'll email you over some stickers you can print them out
Yeah, she gets she gets Patrick
That's pretty bad
Good patient you get a SpongeBob sticker. Yeah email me. Is there gonna like
Yeah, if anything I'm starting awareness. I what I'm saying I actually believe this I don't I think that
Unprotected sex has become too common. You guys held me down. It's stuck a needle in me
There's your sticker
We'll just put that on you there you go
No, no
Have a good one. Excuse me
Yeah, potentially I haven't had but well you could have it the test came back
You could enjoy the last few days of your life. Maybe
Yeah, let me
Me get Jimmy. It's like a look at this truck for you. What do you mean? It's fine? We don't need help of you guys
We are proud people at Crusade Medical.
Yeah.
I completely believe that.
All right, we can help ourselves, all right?
Now, does anyone need a payday advance?
Does anyone need an advance on their payday?
You know what?
I actually stopped.
They're paycheck.
Fundy actually, Fundy has so much unperfected sex, it's ridiculous.
You should do a test.
Do you want to come down for a test?
Yeah, please come down for a test.
No, I'm good.
Come down or else we'll come get you.
Okay.
What the fuck is this today it says it's important sir
We're definitely on the verge of an outbreak. We're going me I've been able to
We've been able to come in have come in contact with the virus
Which is exactly what happened in the 70s, so we're probably pretty fucked
Yeah, okay good good good Windows last time you
was last time you went to one I went to a modeling concert in 2010 oh but that's
pretty bad too
it's not for rookie
come on Clarence
you got one for the lab
to the lab
it's locked
we need this one
Clarence locked his door
I have to hold it down guys
watch for the war. Okay, there you go. Oh, I'm free. Okay, you're going to hold it down.
Okay, what do you mean? He's going to hold it down. Okay, hey, go. Get his blood. Oh
God. Cheeto dust. What? All I eat is celery. It's very good for you. Excuse me, ma'am.
Are you supposed to be back here? I got this. Now me. What is the gauge of that beetle?
I don't know we just grabbed one we just grabbed one out of that bin there
what the hell is this?
out of the needle bin right?
that's where the needles always are
oh the yellow one?
oh my god oh my god
hey he's fine
Roy Roy!
that's like you stabbed me with a pin
oh god buddy
doesn't feel good does it?
why does that lady have a hatchet?
why does she have a hatchet?
just in case we didn't have to take that arm
Oh god, you need to get into the car.
Don't tell anyone I love arms.
I'm an arm stealer, Kirk.
Anyway, you guys do you.
Make sure to save that person.
How's it looking?
I think it's a.
Oh, he's clear.
In fact, he's.
Wait.
No.
Oh, he's got it bad.
He's got it bad.
He's full blown.
He's full blown, yeah.
Oh god, Bundy.
He's got it real bad.
Oh god.
Have you been in contact with Cy Carter?
I take reports from him sometimes,
but he's never like thrown me off a vineyard sign or anything.
Yeah, well listen, I'm going to need the list of with you
probably like the last year, four years of people
you've had sexual contact with.
Yeah, who have you been fucking?
Right back up.
This guy's got full blown aides.
Oh my god.
Yeah, it's not good recently not not really too many people who I'm actually not dating anyone currently
shit, um, have you been sticking your unprotected penis inside of people?
No, no, the last four years four years
Where's your penis been for the last four years?
I mean, it's it's been a dry year guys that three years before that. I mean, you know, there's the
Listen, I you got full blown aids
I'm gonna run this to genetic and he'll be in contact, but you're fucked. You're gonna you're dead. You're dead
Don't worry the cures come do you have a will?
Tonight
Don't get a mask on
Yeah, one is bad.
Boy, is he tied?
Hey, Bundy!
He's gonna make it.
Don't forget your sticker!
Yeah, I'm getting my stickers.
Oh, yeah, my sticker.
No!
Bungie!
Good.
My favorite dispatcher.
There you go.
He moved again.
He's going inside, huh?
Oh, enjoy your aids.
Yeah, you get Squidward.
Yeah, Squidward.
All right.
Sorry.
Well, this is what you get.
This is the last time.
Wrap your willy before you get silly.
Remember
You're gonna want to make sure that he gets fired or something
And start bleeding that's gonna cause an outbreak
Oh god. Yeah, I understand. I understand. He's full blown. He's full blown. He's not in there.
Come on, son of a bitch. Does it need an AIDS test?
Alright guys, I see that there's more art. I will get to it.
Hey, so we got an AIDS patient. Yeah, we're gonna have to run that up to Genetti.
Oh boy, who's Genetti?
Or or Agnes she's gonna be chief of medicine at a crusade medical oh
Shit oh shit
Well, well well if it is a bill box medical
If it isn't filled up, you guys think you're better than us, huh?
What do you mean?
Just because the only recently got funding, and Crusade is currently half a junky hairwind
then, we're clearing them out.
Who said that we're better than you guys?
Yeah, I know what you guys are thinking.
The scum hospital of the city, Crusade Medical below, let me tell you.
All right.
All this money we're making by partnering with Metro PCS and Cash for Gold.
We're coming back
So you guys got any gold you need to sell or if you need to pay your Metro PCS bill
I have one gold bar, you know, and I use that as a paperweight. Okay. Well, we'll buy it
Okay, rather have gold than AIDS
We're not a tip I eat
Pillbox medical has been number one for too long
You're saying that falls off those mega-millions of powerball?
Oh, let me give you the keys to this.
That's so much to your heart.
I haven't returned our ambulance yet.
Hey, Bob, are you standing?
You're going to sell me some?
Yeah, to save a life.
I don't want to check that out.
Do you think Nickelodeon would sign off on these?
100%.
HIV aids me of sword and the fight but I would finish it.
Kira, you died.
Uh-huh, that's good.
That's just good for people taking our course.
That's good.
That's so wrong.
That's good.
Maybe we should go behind this one before.
I think he has aids.
Hey, pentas a piece of shit, pentas a cunt.
Yo, sticky!
Appreciate that, man.
Thank you
Yo, thank you sticky
What are you kicking?
Listen, I need there's a 47. I need you to go on radio 311 and tell us where it's at. Okay. Oh
Okay, thank you
Understood. All right. You guys have a great day. Sorry about your age, baby. I don't have a well you might
It might be okay
You might die well, there's nothing we can do for Bundy. He's dead
Experimental surgery. Oh, there's the Reaper coming to take Bundy. You should have wrapped it up at that Molly crew concert
Yeah, I hear just being in the same room as Nikki six you get it so
Hey listen buddy, I told Claire when there's a 47 can you announce it on radio channel 3112?
Yeah, we get you guys for medically trained
Hey, cheer up, buddy. You'll be dead soon. Oh bossy mess to you
Coming in with three four DOA's
You want us to prep the more dumps sir
Negative
Where the hell are you gonna put them call Bob? I trust you
Yeah, we can transport if you guys want if you want to meet us at bill box we can transport the the DOA's
Don't worry Bob. I got this you guys take the next one. All right
How much do you pay?
Listen we give you one free Powerball ticket a week
Oh my god.
What's wrong with this radio?
Can you chill for just a little bit?
We literally just can't hear ourselves think that's all.
You know
No, you guys are EMS you shouldn't be going to the more okay, we can't if you want sometimes I help with surgeries
All right
Does anyone need a surgery?
doing a few times I think I got the just of it
just take the knife just cut stuff it's not that bad
I still can't feel my leg
okay we'll get you some help
Hey LaBar!
Does anyone need any medical attention?
okay they're free
I
Hear doctor whatever the fuck they're called
No
Yeah
Hey, what's your name again?
What happened?
Are you related to the mazes?
From Maze Bank Arena?
I wish that'd be pretty cool.
Yeah, you'd have a lot of money, I bet.
Yeah, I know a lot of money.
That's how I do not have money.
You want a Powerball ticket?
I'm good.
Thank you, though.
All right, we got him down to Crusade Medical.
What an ace, though.
I actually got one yesterday.
We got two for five, King Cobra.
I got an ace test yesterday because it's like harder.
Yeah, she's good.
Negative.
We're good.
Here's your sticker.
Can you give her a sticker, yes, right?
I didn't give her a sticker.
I didn't have them yet.
I ordered them.
They're here now.
You need to scratch off?
I'm good.
Man, I feel not so good.
Here, let's get you checked in with Nancy.
All the doctors, well, I don't know where the hell they are.
Hey, Bob, can you just do the surgery?
There's your sticker.
Yeah, I could pop those legs off.
I mean you really don't need them anywhere prep the OR those legs off put on some prosthetics
You need to scratch off for a powerball ticket temporarily crusade medical
No, that's bullshit. What's bullshit lottery? Yeah, the lottery is bullshit idiots play the lottery
Okay, well idiot millionaires so
Joe son you you won't be a millionaire
You could win big sir.
You could win big.
Powerball is up to a quarter of a million dollars.
And that's just today.
Yeah, you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning.
Yeah, but that happens to people too.
It's not impossible.
It's not impossible, but it's kind of a wasted money.
Oh my god.
Who would pay to get struck by lightning?
The doctors?
I don't know.
All right, can we help you?
Do you need an AIDS test?
Are you the guys that are underneath the bridge. Oh no they're dead. Oh they're dead. Yeah they're
dead. There's nothing we could do for them. We got to be as quick lose because we administered
a rapid AIDS test and they died due to AIDS complications. Damn I guess I'm a reporter.
Oh yeah kind of. Oh we could give you a brief interview if you want. Oh yeah. Unless
I thought you want to know that wraps up well if it dies and yeah, I can't really make you have to be a hero
Man, they're all in there Brenda
Yeah, yeah, they say they said they succumb to AIDS so
Yep, let boys that was made more severe by HIV virus
Yep, that's right. We got some more
Let's get some rapid AIDS test going.
Yeah, none of them are handcuffed.
Are they being bullied?
Who hasn't been tested for AIDS?
Because we're bringing you into MRP.
I'm not supposed to be already.
AIDS all over.
You guys positive?
All right.
AIDS tests all over.
I'm never fair my exams.
Shoot me an email, sir.
I got something I got to give you.
All right.
But we need to stop reading.
Should be
You can do me my email is xxx beans xxx dot yahoo dot CL
CL
Yeah, what the hell CL Chile?
Chili's you work at Chili's
Nah, you soon back in the day
I love those baby back ribs
the one i've never ordered is that an appetizer no it's a lachilean man he's really fucking tiny but
when the mother fuckers you eat the motherfucker so hard that makes you fucking fuck your mother
in the shit that's how good that shit is all right sir i'm just gonna be fucking my mother
hey what the fuck whoa oh jeez what's a hey this is this this man is an aid patient he's here for
his aid stream mates oh well let me we just need to bring him an MRPD and then uh he'd get
I
Smart guys
Who hasn't been aided tested yet, I haven't but I need to okay. Yeah. No you need to do this ages spreading rapid
What are you doing?
I don't have any more masks you don't get it.
Why?
It's not illegal to have AIDS.
I mean you'll die, but...
Hey, I got to put that on video.
Yeah, that's what we're saying.
AIDS is illegal.
I got to put that on video.
Hey, watch out.
Bundy's got it.
Full blown.
Where's the guy?
I got to get the data.
Does anyone need an AIDS test?
Man, I don't got no AIDS.
Have you been testing?
I got to go to the media.
Yeah.
You got to go to the media.
Are you taking your antibiotics?
Oh, is this the AIDS?
What do you mean, bro?
Man, what do you mean, bro?
I take care of myself.
OK, good for you.
That's very good, sir.
Keep up the good work.
It's important, you know.
What about you?
I'm a virgin, but though.
Jesus.
All right.
Good.
Sir, at this time, you have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say or do will be used here.
Watch out.
The guy has the committee of attorney.
You get a four to attorney one will be provided.
Criminal.
Provide the state if available.
What?
Then he's turned to right as I've read the.
That guy has the committee of watch out.
Oh.
It's fine.
I'm not having sex with him, sir.
Oh, OK.
here's what's gonna bring you down a mission road PD and we're going to
I
Did anyone handle him after he was shot
Okay, you definitely need to come back for an AIDS test
Yes, I will I will
What you know what Bob I need a hug you give me a hug
Oh, okay. Look, I got a sticker that I forgot to give Nina. Okay. What's up with the sticker?
How you doing today? We just do we do stickers for people that, you know, got their tests.
Okay, that's cool. Yeah. I just check your email. It's in there. You just print that off.
Great. You know what? I'm gonna take this. I'm gonna put this on our car and you know,
Like for the what okay, could you not hug me until we get you tested wait? I
That's not how it works
I touched you. That's not how it works. I'm a medical professional. Yeah, we don't medicine man
Don't make me
Hey, we'll find you and we'll make you get an Aids test.
I couldn't cut them because I wasn't in there.
You have one hour to come back and get an Aids test voluntarily.
What happens if I don't?
We'll find you and we'll make you get one.
Oh, it's going to be awesome.
We have no hip and I can't say medical so we can do whatever.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
My legs don't feel so good.
Again?
They never got fixed.
You want to do that surgery for me?
Yeah, sure.
You want to do a regular surgery for me?
No, there was definitely some age patients.
Oh, Jesus.
Hey, this guy's legs still hurt.
Yeah.
Do you want to check in to see the doctor?
sure hey where's Jeanette fuck my hair plugs never mind yeah I thought about
doing some prison Mike as well I thought about it the shit's funny though I
love life I mean I support you peanut yeah hold him down prison I love being
a crusader down me too oh boy shit today we got uh uh this is Andrew Edward
Andrew I'm Edward Edward whatever so we got uh I told him I refer Bundy full
blown riddled with that oh no not worse than Carter almost the blood was
Screaming he said he was at a motley crew concert last year. So oh god. Yeah. Yeah, he's got it full
He's like usher. He's got it bad. That's not that's not good. No, no, no, he's pretty all good. I'll tell him you're on duty
I said, you know, we could test you but past that. I mean, he's just dead. It looks like I don't really know what you can do
That far gone
Shit
How would he go to a Motley crew? What a fucking idiot.
For Mettie's chat, Mettie careful with PentRB. He's pushing an envelope you don't want to
push with RP income.
Yeah.
You hate to see it.
Anyone else just, just on me so far?
Let's see, Nina's clear.
Um, Claire's maybe, Claire's maybe.
Oh, okay.
Tell him to get back in inclusive, yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah.
I have a hard time believing she's clean.
Yeah, we don't want to talk about a video game. We're a truck spawns and driver transfer all that says good aides
Me know it's clear, huh? Yeah. Yeah, I
showed her that educational video on how to have a
Safe sex with your lesbian partner. Yeah
That record him for a dream scene. Oh last ass. Yeah, I showed her that educational
Yeah, that's a lot of that movie.
Yeah.
Wait, we just learned something new about Claire.
Oh, yeah, she's maybe.
She's a maybe.
We also know that she watches anime.
Oh, god.
Oh, no.
This is a weird combo.
She's having sex, then?
Oh, boy.
Oh, jeez.
That's weird.
Well, anyways.
Yeah, I told her to come back in a week.
But right now she's, uh, she's potential.
Yeah, that's still, that's still scary.
The what?
Did you do the blood work on?
Yeah, I came back in conclusive.
I said, come back, come back in a week.
Yeah.
So right now she's, she's potential because she could.
She didn't hang out.
She does hang out with style.
Well, she's with Bundy a lot and he's blowing.
Yeah.
I mean, he's so bad if he gets a paper cut, we need a quarantine mission row.
Oh
The grim reaper is literally following him around shit, that's how you know that's like stage number 20 and 21
He's barely just hanging on. I told him to get a will in order tonight. Oh, yeah, that's good idea. Oh
Yeah
Paperwork
Yeah, the people that you sent the blood work off to oh, yeah, well we just got the age machine back there
Yeah, they do a rapid
We got the rapid AIDS test it's the same people to do the rapid coven tests
Raid machine raid but no that's the PD. Yeah, we don't do we are not the police department
I don't think she's seen the
rapid aids machine. Oh, hey,
speaking of a nurse. Yeah.
Okay. So then she's probably
stressed out from having, you
know, being a single mother.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How many
tests of these fish or what?
Oh, those aren't real. Oh,
they're moving around. No,
they're just like, they're
just like little plastic
things around like a little
little wire. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
That's smart because I don't even know how the hell you'd open
that. Yeah, there's no way to open this. Well, you just take
your hand in. What?
Yeah, from where? Where's the yeah from where?
Well,
chapter, what I've always wanted to go past aquarium right
here. But I know how much work they are. Oh, it's glass.
It's glass. I thought it was. Oh,
Yeah. Hey, is your front here
challenge? What do you mean?
He's an E. He's just EMS. Oh,
same thing. I ride on the
shorty. Yeah, I bet you do,
buddy. I bet you do. Oh, God.
What? Did your mother drink
drink a lot when she was
pregnant with you? I've been
I don't know
Maybe I don't remember those days. Yeah, I wish I did
Shit ton of fish guys in Austin probably I bet I got a couple
Complete absence the two of you
Well, I mean you're like you're fucked up look at it and Bob's most handsome man I've ever seen yep
$10,000 worth of surgery, baby. Yeah
That is true that draw line is impeccable
Does anyone need a powerball ticket?
Sure
We got him down on a cruise ship, okay
What numbers or do you just want quick pick?
Uh
Let me get quick, well
How many quick picks?
Uh, a thousand laws worth
That's a thousand tickets
Yes, a thousand tickets
I mean, is there a limit?
You want me to sit around and print off it?
Fuck Roy
It's for the kids
Is it the power ball for the schools?
Okay.
The school what what never mind.
Give me five five five.
You get one what I thought I was getting more than one for joining over possibly crusade.
No, that's that's what you get paid.
You get you get paid and you get one free powerball ticket a week.
I love what I what congratulations.
It's my friend.
Come here Roy.
Hey here you go.
Here's your numbers.
Here you go.
Good luck.
Oh yeah.
I'm feeling lucky today Bob.
I'm feeling lucky.
It is a very nice stuff.
Yo I actually think having a nice aquarium in my house would actually...
I bet that would actually like...
How'd you know I was little down there?
Relax me I know I would.
I'm pretty sure you were one of my patients sir.
You asked me to check your balls.
I've never seen Los Angeles.
You said you were having trouble when you cough it hurts. Yeah
Like that's that's that's fucking big salt. I'd want to go salt water very shareable
No, sure do oh have to clean it. Yeah, I could just pay someone to clean it though, right? Oh
Oh boy. Oh boy indeed. How many lights have you seen? Oh the fuck is that? What the hell
is that? Oh wait I don't know how you see it. Do a dancer? What? Do a dancer buddy?
I just had a muscle spasm. Oh okay. Oh boy. Oh boy. Cool uh bracelets he got there.
That's true. That's true. Hey buddy, that's a test. Do you do that when you're your ambulance?
Do you go along with the noise? You thinking? You thinking buddy? He's thinking. He's thinking.
really hard he's thinking I'm very proud of you and you would need to pay their
Metro PCS bill no I'm good all right are you sure you sure I'm sure I love
numbers I think I'm favorite payment my favorite six six yep it's a good number
You know what I mean?
Why?
You turned it upside down.
It's nine.
Oh, true.
That's true.
So really, you have two numbers and one?
You're so talented, buddy.
I'm learning a lot today about the crusade.
So he's, you're such a bright young man.
Oh, ha ha ha.
Thanks.
Oh boy.
Oh, you're a good hugger.
Thank you.
He's a hugger.
Yeah, he is.
Before she got aid.
Oh, oh.
She didn't say anything.
Horse scum.
Yeah, really is.
Yes it is.
Life of the party right now.
He's such a special,
special, special lad.
We got live to save.
We have any ambulances yet. What a nice guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sweet Louis. Thank you for the 10 months
Shit
Apples five months. Thanks for that
Yeah, I heard the song
Taking our ambulances we file a police report it might need to oh
That was a bull.
What about Roy?
Yeah, Roy said to call him. What does he want?
No fucking clue.
Just get him on the radio.
He should be on the yellow pages.
Get him on the radio.
You're safe.
Oh, wait, Bob.
I may have something for you at Lord Pillbox.
Something better.
What's better than that?
A Super AIDS test?
Sure, imagination flow, Bob.
Sure, imagination flow, Bob. You'll find out.
That's so long.
Alright!
Oh, geez, Bob.
Yo, it's your boy, Vixx, for the 14 months.
Uh, Q of... Q of... I don't know.
But, thanks for that.
Ambo or wireless?
I...
Seriously, don't work in a wireless...
Q.
Oh, hey, there's a fire truck!
Piece of shit's probably off right now.
Let's go broke into a house!
I always wished I was good at singing.
Maybe I'll take lessons.
I would just like to be good enough
to do karaoke and for people to be like,
oh that sounds pretty good.
I'm good.
I have songs.
There's certain songs I can do.
Some things in my range.
Yeah, exactly.
Every time I try to do the karaoke though, people,
people don't like it.
I don't think I do 100,000 dollar race
I got crusade medical freeds test metro PCS powerball cash
It's good to me over and off the way under scrap value crackhead prices
No idea
The spelling is backwards on this
Well, yeah, you could drive
a pocket. Hello sir.
Hey, how you doing?
Aids. Like you trying to aid me in what way?
We're trying to aid you in to see if you have HIV. What's your name?
Oh, I got it. I got it. Don't trust that, Bob.
What's your name? Bob?
Name is Elsa. Nice to meet you.
Hey, he's got it just so loud. I can't hear him.
You're emergency.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Head up down.
Oh, God.
Mr. Stubb.
I'm holding him down.
I'm positive I'm not HIV positive okay. Have you been in contact with Sy Carter or Bundy no
at the PD you had unprotected sex six months wait sir we need to take your blood
You probably got it. There's an outbreak. The HIV has spread to the hippie community.
It's the same thing that happened in the 70s. What? Sir, you got to speak up. I got tonight.
What? Yeah, you can go back to Pillbox Medical. We're with Crusade Medical. All right?
What about you? Are you sure?
Yeah. Yeah. Very sure. All right. All right. Okay. Hey, what's
back here? I'm in my company. Okay. So you deal with scrap.
Do you do with a scrap yard? So that you deal with you deal
with drug. Yeah, we need to get you a tested. No.
I get a shot. Okay. Well, that's up to date. We need
to get you a test if you deal with scrap. Definitely.
to the hospital. All right. All right. What about you? You sell scrap?
When was the last time you use drugs? Street drugs? Yeah, that's okay.
Probably today if you sell scrap. Yeah, this morning. What do you use?
Bandage. That's not a drug. Okay.
Well, how am I? My freaking doctor. Listen, when was the last time you used heroin, cocaine, PCB?
Yeah, that's why you're selling scrap, right?
Yeah, so I can buy all the heroin.
Have you ever got yourself a bunch of crap?
Okay, thanks for the money.
Yep, yep. Who should you guys deal with, right?
Come on! We are a donation base at Crusade Medical.
Crusade?
Does anyone need to pay the Metro-PCS bill?
Do you want a BMS?
Yeah, we're partnered up with them.
We have a BMS.
PMS. Yeah. We're partnered up with them. Yeah. Okay. It's
responsible. That's nice. Yeah. I guess. All right. Okay.
It's more like they pay the loan on our building and we get
people under anesthetics to sign up for a year long plan.
There's a lot of Bob. Yeah. This is Bob. Or yeah. Yeah.
We're about the mobile age test. Guys it's an emergency.
All right Bob, okay, I miss you Doc, we should meet me up, I hope we can have a potential cure for you.
Thank you for aiding me tonight.
Yep, if I'm not...
Hey, we gotta go to Killbox!
Killbox?
Bye-bye.
Talk to Janetti!
Oh, dude, do I?
Yep.
What do you got for us, Roy?
We may have a potential cure.
There's no cure for AIDS.
I don't know if that's true.
The only cure is death!
Ever since you guys diagnosed me, I stabbed the Grim Reaper with a boot knife, and then I also...
Yeah, I used my tentacles
Coming oh shit we got 47
We got 47
Godspeed
Oh, come on, grandma.
I have some of the, I have some of her books.
We're seeing her again.
Yeah, my shit is fucked, huh?
Oh, there we go.
We did it.
Well, let's go through our song server.
Oh, no way, I'm mad.
Oh, fuck man.
What's your name?
Michael Prince.
Dana Burst!
11, 2, 98.
Michael Prince.
Are you Paco's brother?
No.
It's about like a, like a seven.
We got a guy coming in.
something 97 I don't know
no no no no
what about you
we got three
he's not rabbit
he bit me
fuck i'm not stillin to be honest
i don't need that shit
what box is stillin
all right thank you bum
all right
aww pretty
ma'am do you have insurance
um
no
i'm not seeing any major cuts
hey this one has insurance
you want me to drop her outside
uh no they all have insurance
fuck
this one said that she doesn't
she does
Oh
Doesn't have insurance just give it to her anyways
Hey
I touch my dog Bob your dog don't touch him
Off fuck another one
Fuck he's critical
We really need the money a crusade
This batch do you know what the fuck is the pussy was what is it?
My pussy
Every request for fifty-two is on San Andreas Avenue. You're available. Jesus
Insurance
grand yes we need that yes we're gonna manage critical I'm in OR one nurse
and this forty-two have a good night the coke sword job that's fine yep I
sure did you daddy I put an organ pocket okay good what is it good
insurance if not the dog treats them
what kind of insurance you have
Hunter, sick of them
I got local government insurance
go ahead, we'll use the dog medic for this one then
guys, balls
help me out here
good boy
that's how we treat these deadbeats
no free ride to the hospital for you, deadbeat
come on man, fuck it, lowlife
stop wasting our time with this shit
Shit!
He's having some deadbeat with public insurance.
We just have the dog get him up.
All right, we're not gonna waste actual resources
on public insurance.
I have some neti chick down here telling me
I have to do my job, Bob.
What?
What's her name?
Neti?
What does she want?
Does she want a job?
What's a job?
All right, tell her to come down to Crusade.
Come down to Crusade, Neti.
I'm telling you, you're right.
Yeah, yeah, take her down to Crusade.
interview someone well we're gonna gather these and put them in my dish
washer at home god damn it you're a hero it would make sense that a dog would be
yeah I do hire I guess it's exciting stuff yeah yeah I just ignore the weird
smell we're trying to clear up the this place has been abandoned for five years
it's a it's a junkie den we're trying to clear them out and get this place up
been running you could put a sign on you pay Metro PCS bill at crusade that
could be good advertising for crusade see you there you'll keep PCS that's a
cell phone provider oh specifically for people that have damaged credit you are
you looking to sign up four lines for 60 bucks a month
respectfully to climb that offer however okay well he's your current provider
I'll go provider look this is how we're making our money down here now
Until we could get some better equipment like a blood pressure machine. I just kind of guess
Oh good good do you have any gold you want to sell you give cash for gold I don't even know how to get that sir
Okay, so you want to apply for the hospital? Yes, I do
All right, what's your what's your qualifications?
Well, I was a medic for nine months.
Oh dude!
I am, I'm an unhinged, an incredible driver of an ambulance.
I don't even know what this thing anywhere.
Alright.
It means, into people.
Okay, how many felonies do you have?
Oh.
In the last ten years.
Last ten years?
Well you know, I, you know, I'm not, you know, I have nothing, nothing on my record,
on my record sir all right okay well I guess okay yeah how's your credit listen
we'll hire people at least the dog wants to roll you I think listen at least
don't steal any more than half and we pay a powerball tickets yeah yeah you're
we'll pay you one powerball ticket a week we also sell yeah we sell
Powerball here and scratch offs. No that dog needs $500. Yeah okay. Alright listen fine hired
No I can't do that. Okay. Oh yeah the dog actually wants a hundred and sixty grand.
Oh
What's the song money for
This dog is the best doctor that we got dog turn
This is a dog
But no, I'll give you $16
Well, he might bite you
That's okay. I might bite him that that's dog turner
her. Nice to meet you doctor Hunter. All right fine hired EMS. All right you work your
way up the ranks maybe we'll talk. You do a good job we'll talk about a promotion.
Okay. All right. Our head doctor is Agnes. Oh perfect I love Agnes. Okay you know Agnes
I haven't met her that's just what Dr. Cross said. She's great we need to deliver her
bodies for scientific experiments. Oh that's another thing you have you roll up on scene
here take some donor cards just take their ID and put their name on it. If you roll up on scene and
they don't look like they'll make it just slip one in their wallet. Okay all right. All right.
Okay all right. Oh thank you so much buddy. Okay you two ride together we're on radio 311
until we get this place up and running we are working out a pill box.
We do accept Metro PCS payments here and we are selling Powerball and Scratch off also we buy gold
Yeah, yeah, get her a uniform for God's sakes come on doctor
No, we're not selling real power
Shoving in pillboxes pretentious. I think we're gonna be able to do a poach genetic
it was like a like an alien doctor hunter oh hi doctor hunter no dog tour oh
doctor doctor doctor he is a doctor though oh okay he's very good yes let me
get dog doctor hunter caught up to speed yes this guy tested positive for full
bloating like bad real bad earlier today yeah fucking sucks and his
insurance isn't very good so I don't really think there's much we're gonna be
able to do for him. Cover us very well on dispatch. Anyways that's what we got
here's his chart. What was his chart you were talking about tell it to the
dogtor. Okay so I've tried two things so far you know that Grim Reaper
that was following me around. Yeah yeah that's another big dogtor the Grim Reaper
was literally following him around. Yeah so I stabbed him. Okay you stabbed
death. Yeah. Yeah. He just got a blue oyster cold song. Yeah, but like don't
hear the Reaper. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it does. All right. He just got a poof
disintegrated into the ground. Oh, um, and then there was this alien guy on
the base Griffin door. Yeah, okay. He had a tentacle growing out of his hand
and he kind of like sucked the AIDS out of me with it or he claimed he
the eight side I don't know what do you think Doc if the Doc says it's two Borks for yes
one for no and if the Doc says you know then I still recommend you take it easy though and
definitely stay away from the Motley crew concerts I'm pretty sure that's where you got
that shit yeah yeah no more I mean in the same room as Nikki six is not good I mean
let's be honest they don't really tour anymore they just do car commercials we should be
safe from them okay well they're also I mean your immune system still probably
gonna be shot so uh three apple three bananas a day one is for practicing a
condom condom on the okay okay yeah should I get the should we get the
magnum size for the apple or did I just stretch it out no bananas but oh
bananas okay yeah like that apples no no apples for you oh this dog thinks
he can cure AIDS all right well I mean if you trust him I trust him Bob I mean
he's the dog tour yeah he wants to know if you can send yeah this is very
experimental that's good goddamn work yeah that's good work he's very qualified
he's the best ageologist that we have smells like it just smells like a
straight up cat litter box yeah well what do you want oh my goodness oh but the
fuck it's a medical procedure see how that does and then watch a circle back
in three days with it will do a follow-up test okay okay I mean three days
longer than I had before yeah best of luck Monday until then though assume you
have AIDS okay this man has AIDS hey do I have AIDS I don't know do you want to
come get tested yes that's me for AIDS let's see I got my mobile well I want
you well dude in the lab watch come down to pillbox okay sounds good I'll be
down there hey doctor can you hop out I can't get into shit for some reason oh
okay there we go we're what coming in with the names test was it I don't know
Some cop
He's coming. He's not with me. No, he's not with you. He's under on the way
This is a dog tour hunter dog tour hunter. Yeah. Oh, hello. He's uh, he's chief of medicine at a crusade. Oh, wow
It's very qualified very very decorated
Dan you only hire the best over there, huh? That's right. He thinks he actually has a cure for AIDS
I don't know what to see tried to proceed
Well, we're gonna do another tab will do to follow up test in three days. I have a cure for a it's called my tentacles
I cured Bundy. Yeah, I heard about this radical tentacle therapy
I put my tentacles in his mouth and they cured them. That's amazing. I feel like that probably should definitely higher head. I
Do not have AIDS. I'm a different race
Elaine
Wow
That's a really good dog. Yeah, he's good top of this class Harvard
We are you poached Nettie? Yeah, we poached Nettie
Oh
Stocks are high right now. That's a fucking pickup. Yeah
I'm gonna run to the break room real quick
Can't wait till crusade is up and running and we can leave this shit box
That's what it should be it should be pillbox should be shit box. Am I right guys?
True
I
Give people morphine and oxygen
From my fire extinguisher
Oh, sell this shit. You need a gun license
Oh, no, that's funny the lawsuits do the lawsuits would be hilarious
Geez
back what why I don't know he just walked off oh he's good but he's a free
spirit you say Kalei yeah Kalei
all right I see it you know just about you got a 10-13 bravo down that copy bravo
hey for a while it's not exciting okay oh shit it's blue haze
hey blue haze that's so long hi amas keep saving lives out there man
I don't want to see anyone who doesn't have insurance today.
Yeah, Natty.
She's saying she's got insurance, Bob.
See how much money she has.
How much money she has.
We'll talk about this don't think later.
Ma'am, check her wallet.
She's got six grand.
Pull her out.
Pull her off.
for treatment just sign this okay that we're gonna bill you $6,000 okay you
agree to consent treatment okay all right $6,000 we'll give you half
We did a check
Listen normally, I'm good at this blues. Okay, but you
You got me winded. I got out y'all comes when you when you want me to come see you come for you any time
friend the panda in Tuesday actually has insurance any time used to be a stripper
Oh she knows a nice showy. Your special toggles. I'll DM, I'll DM, I'll DM. Oh shit. Oh shit Jeff. No Jesus.
I'm looking for an insurance card insurance triage
Oh Jesus to get out the velvet pillow for you
This guy is blue cross blue shield up get up there ASAP
This guy has blue cross blue shield insurance
Yeah, I just got one. I'm in OR one. Okay. All right
Like the shit not the shit that we get from South America the shit that we get from China the good one
Yeah, not this shit. I'm gonna about to get the bread
This guy's pain levels of 10 oh my god, it's a 10
Holy shit
Super upset angry face. Yeah, it's like red. It's steaming. Oh fuck
We lost him. I think he was uh he was under a tree. I think he fell out of a tree out of a tree. Oh
Shit
Get this fucking deadbeat off the table off the table
Get this deadbeat off the table. This guy actually has insurance
I can't. I'm stuck on the table. Get out of here. You're not getting treated today with your shit insurance
He actually grown the world. Perkins actually has good insurance
Yeah, you should have thought about this. You should have thought about being injured before you got shit insurance
Get out of here deadbeat
Getting out of getting out of here in the way Brenda. You're literally I got this
This guy's insurance
Anymore 47 Andrew you stay with that guy. All right
Help Janetti I got this
Okay, look I can walk walk. No, no, sorry deadbeat. We got a special policy for you
it yeah we got the casino that's where the calls coming this batch dms bob it's a local
caller i can't call them they're not picking up they're fucking left i'm on scene we got
two critical oh my god jesus bob explosion would this be the explosion at the casino
where is it uh we'll just put them in the dumps i'm insured triaging man where's your
You're insured, you're insured!
Friend of skin.
Ryan, it's okay, you were defending yourself.
This is not the EMS.
I'm prepping, I'm prepping.
Shit.
Any prepped you are!
Bob's hurt, Bob's hurt, Bob's hurt.
What?
Bob is down, Bob is down.
I'll drop everything down here.
We need you here.
He ruined his fucking face implants.
Listen, I have a spare stim still we can use.
It's a plastic fitting out all over his fucking face.
The door is still here.
I got this.
It's close as well. Close as well.
Take the blood change.
Andrew, where are you?
Pumping some blood in.
Pump that blood in.
I'm pumping it. I'm pumping it.
Lift, Chomsky, I'm bleeding.
Fucking piece of shit.
This kid. This fucking kid.
Get your ass over here, Andrew.
Move over on the dates. This is only...
This is a job for Andrew.
Is that what we're running?
I'll hold the door
Play the fray
He won't want you to see him like this
No, it's okay. I'm moral support for genetic
We wanted to sing the fray
I'm sure not to win, so I'm gonna cry
Son of a bitch
But I see you
It's not good
Oh gee
You want a little bit?
I see you a little bit, so I can see you
I need some more
He needs some more
I need some more
He's coming, I see you, too
He needs some more
Promotion prayers
Oh my god, thoughts and prayers
Is this my boss?
Andrew, it's me
thoughts and prayers for
EMS Bob
I'm not gone yet
Oh my god
All right. Yo, Scotty. Thank you for the five gifted subs beard man gifted a sub to blue haze
Chat I'm normally smooth. I'm not normally like this
Normally normally a ladies man. I don't want to say here
Somebody get him cat ears
Does anyone check this for you?
See if he has anything good in there.
You got some Q better Twitch CV emotes.
What's the odds of survival?
The odds of survival, doctor.
Give it to us straight.
About five percent.
Well said, he's dead.
Unless we get enough thoughts and prayers.
Well, kid.
I believe you were second in command.
Good job on the promotion.
It's a good idea, Andrew.
Oh, geez, congrats on being the new chief
I'm not the chief yet
He's still alive
This happened maybe
Everything's gonna be just fine Bob first aid now police brutality. That's America
bright and night beat the shit out of him completely unprovoked for no reason no reason
she's standing there he just beat him up
maybe i need to go back to space choppy arms i love life i used to and i could use a piece of
I
Just
Does he have insurance if he has insurance will work extra hard to say penta's a piece of shit penta's a cunt
I want to fucking ban this piece of shit lyrics
Uh, off-pattern making in real life.
It's a time for clicking blocks, so when you say life should make peace, look at it then again.
It's like a completely different verse.
And this piece of shit, and this content.
I would have fucking made it.
I don't understand why bad things happen.
And now for 6500 subs.
Now we say...
...47?
6500 subs?
Can you play with people in those ambulances?
Did you guys have people in those ambulances?
PENTA'S A PIECE OF SHIT PENTA'S A CONCE I WANNA FUCKING BANN THIS PIECE OF SHIT
What is this?
That's you?
GIFTED!
Damn you guys like Bob.
Yo Scotty HD with 5 gifted are you kidding me?
Zenonimus!
More choppers!
That's a build up!
A build may subs you get some turn!
We got a critical!
Wait what?
What?
Grandmaster got a 10-1 gifted.
Where?
He died with 10 gifted, thank you, Gambit.
Justin, 5 gifted, Cho-Fan, 10 gifted, thank you.
I want to fucking ban this.
Dingle with 4 months in a row, thanks for that anonymous gifted,
a sub, rage, 3 months in a row, Maddie Ice, 10 gifted, subs.
Thank you, baby.
Code of Edm?
I hate those names.
Unlike the Elpaca fan.
20!
Thanks, pal.
Silver.
It's Silver.
Thank you for the 5 gifted, Lazy Elf, 10 gifted.
Blinding I don't think you're back in your name first played through Texas 23
Four months in a row. Thank you for that
T Cid cat to Cid cat some I don't know prime some thanks blob stick 10 gifted. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you very nice
Nameless in 25 gifted subs. Holy shit. Thank you Matthew
50 get that Jesus
Thank you so much
Beesle blob five gifted subsates of that Scotty HD five gifted
Thanks
Very nice
Where'd your five gifted go? Yo Cheddar Ross six of the five gifted if you died and see it. I'm sure they're in there
Okay, but what if we were at 66 hundreds?
Okay, but hold up. What if we were at 6,600 subs?
No, I'm just saying what if we were
Hey, Janetti, last chance. Do we have Nicki Minaj insurance?
No, we don't take Nicki Minaj.
Oh, we don't take it, Janetti?
No, we take Cardi B.
All right, Janetti, I'm putting her in the dumpster.
Oh, my God, Matthew!
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Fuck my fucking hair off the top.
We got to sneak out of here or I got to re-vlog.
I think I can sneak.
So I creep, yeah, I just creep.
Oh jeez, you're dead, this one's dead.
Yo, Matthew with 55 gifted subs!
Responsive?
Nah, I'm just gonna go, uh,
I'm just gonna, I'm going to go put some bandages alone
on my face.
Dude, thank you.
Matthew gifted 105 subs?
What?
Damn, you guys love the EMS, Bob.
Who would have thought an EMS character
would be my biggest hit?
Not Bob's safe.
Dude, I just got some shit beat out of me.
not our face look what he did to me look it's 97 daddy open the dumpster for me
that's pretty funny I think that is that that's probably this one or use
face paint we got another one no insurance bandages wait do they have
that at the bar barbershop like actual bandages go check I'll go check the
the chin is fucking funny can we do better if we can do better i want to do better
when does it look under details because they can't afford actual matches cat ears remove hair
no it's funnier like this yo matthew you're insane yo chat but what if we hit 6700 stars
I don't believe in those fucking things. I need to be able to read
We have a 1050 on Howlick Avenue
Wait Roy, I'm coming!
I'm gonna be intersecting with Elgin
I can work!
I can still work!
oh god
oh my face
oh jeez
look what i did to me
oh my god
he beat the shit out of me i don't know why
oh god
let's sort of a man i'm going down to the fucking pd
i'm with you
good dog chomsky
i'm gonna get some food
oh bob i got some food
y'all just buy some it's fine
janetty
god damn it 1050 was Brenda oh jeez fucker she doesn't have insurance
Bob are you okay yeah come on I'll kill you now guys I found the cure to
what the hell is wrong with Brian why did he beat the shit out of me what do you want me to say
why what is wrong with him I don't know what do you want me to say is he still on duty
I was a witness if you wanted
it to be a court case I do you come with us there with us
I was a witness if you wanted it to be a court case I do you come with us
Down there show a force. Yeah, I'm looking to purchase paid Metro PCS credit
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's your account number?
Account number is 4248189059. Okay.
I'll just say to you. Yeah, how much? How much do you want?
I keep low mean with 500 minutes of airtime.
Yeah, I can do that. Just the one line.
Yeah, just one line. Okay. Account number 198.
What's the right and how much?
Uh, you just had 500 minutes.
Yeah, 520 bucks.
I'm so happy for you.
How are things going?
Oh, yeah, you're looking busy.
What do you think of me?
OK.
Oh, you're doing nice, too.
OK, you should be good.
It should be.
You got a confirmation number for that.
Thank you.
Listen, if it doesn't work,
automatically just turn the phone on and off, OK?
Confirmation number is going to be 568.
eight nine two four one six seven
yep nine two thank you yep have a good one
oh my god
hey I didn't talk to a superior right now Brian just beat me
oh good lord look at my face this cost $10,000
Oh, my God.
Brian, you beat me completely unprovoked.
Hello.
What are you doing?
What's going on?
That's a cow.
Oh, that's a cow.
What is it?
Oh, gosh.
That's a good joke.
Hal, where's your sticker?
I'm sorry, what?
Where is your sticker?
My sticker?
And there is one you need me for.
Your A-tastic under my other shirt.
That was where my shirt.
Go home and get it.
There's so many people talking.
If I talk to you, yeah, come here.
That's all right.
Hal, send me an email.
Send you an email?
send me an email.
I saw my sticker, that's what you're asking about.
Oh, Dr. Ginetti sent me the photo of you snap.
No, it's okay.
Is that what you're talking about?
No, it's fine. Yeah, you have that one, yeah.
Okay, yes, yes.
Good, I'm glad you got it.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Speak with someone.
Okay, yeah, she said it was just going to be a minute.
Who's the highest on duty?
It's a tie between Brian and
for Brian he beat the unprovoked is he drunk
keep holding it down yeah keep holding it
down oh that sounds scary okay well
then I'm there a judge there might be a
judge but the forster is a member of IA
no it's not oh god there was five
the plastic in his face it's like it's going this way sign it's like it's
like it's like I'm afraid now I'm a freak
I'm a freak
yeah right get it cuz you know so I'm a freak oh yeah three yeah he doesn't
I look like Andrew
Oh
What what I look like fucking Andrew
Wait are you Andrew?
I might as well just go to the ATM and don't get the fucking cat ears
get here is Bob. Then you'll really be a Bobcat. Where is that? In a sense. Oh, jeez. Come
on, load up. You'll find it in subs chats. 6700 subs tonight. Like for part two. There
it is. I was gonna say, I did not see your name. I read them all. Look what they did.
Thank you
Why
Crusade medical Metro PCS cash for gold pay to advance
Yeah, I was just wondering how do I get a powerball ticket?
You want a powerball ticket?
Yeah, I don't want to go and get one of those.
Come on down to Crusade, I'll be there in five minutes.
Actually, Pillbox, we're working out a Pillbox now, okay?
Alright, yeah, I'll be behind the desk.
I'm the freak with the bandages on my face!
I'm a fucking freak!
Geez, am I lying?
Oh boy, that ears look great.
Look what a powerball ticket.
This is yours
It's like
Crusade crusade medical Metro PCS cash for gold powerball
You want a powerball ticket?
Or what do you want you want quick pick
You got numbers
What do you think? You think it's better for me to use like birthdays or anything?
A quick pick is good. $2, $2.
$2?
Yeah.
You mean the seven of them?
Seven?
All right, here.
That's $14.
Email me.
You want me to email you for the $14?
Yeah, email me so I can send you your confirmation.
All right, give me a second.
I'm just going to send these.
You need anything are you a Chomsky Hump or are you an alien?
You saw him?
Cranked over now.
Alright, $14.
Hey you want an AIDS test?
You're free.
It's free with the Powerball ticket.
Yep.
I mean I guess I can get this the phrase because I don't need those throwing at me.
Alright there's your ticket.
All right, emailed over to you
All right, we got an AIDS test when I'm with the power ball. Well, let's actually do a power ball
clear
Where the rest of the history is try to tell me go next door
Dr. S. Surge said that you're in charge of crusade medical now. I guess we're your lackeys
Yeah, crazy science division, that's what he said
Yeah, nice to meet you. I have to sue the fuck out of Brian. I used to be beautiful. Look what he did to my face
Yeah, I have to get him
Anyways, this guy needs an AIDS test. He bought a power
Yeah, yeah, look at me
Fuckin hideous
No, tell her tell her genetic he was fucking beautiful news the most handsome man I've ever seen
I was gonna say no we need to get Brian I want him to have cat ears and know what it's like
Yeah, look what he did to me he just started beating the shit out of me completely unprovoked
Bob this one's a true us. Could you come hold them? Oh shit. Yeah. Come on dr. Agnes
Yeah, we'll get caught up after this
Crusade, you know
It's okay sir just relax. Get the blood to Agnes. Agnes run this. Hey Dr. Agnes just
to get you caught up. We got confirmed on, we got confirmed on Psy Carter and we got
confirmed on Bundy although the dog tour he's he did some sort of treatment I think that
we're on the verge of an outbreak I also got some information that the hippies have been
in contact with the HIV virus and you know how that yeah you know how that went 40 years
ago.
You can't join the sorrows!
Dinosaur!
What is that?
What does that mean?
We need to quarantine this dog!
What do you mean quarantine him?
Wait what? What do we do?
We're not going to have to wear a mask or something, buddy.
You're going to have to wear a mask, sir.
We're going to have to shave your beard.
We're going to have to shave him?
You're going to have to shave that beard.
Alright grab him.
Grab him, grab him, grab him.
Catch that man!
This guy's got AIDS, get him!
Oh shit, that's not good.
That is bad.
Oh, we got him. I'll pull the ambulance around.
We'll throw him in it.
Hello?
Death, come on.
Hey Bob, I got him on my shoulder. Where do you want him?
I'm bringing the ambulance around. We'll throw him in it and take him to a barbershop. I got death.
Come on down.
You got death with you?
Yeah, I got death with me.
I
Bishop
Thank you for giving that sub as well chef 60. What happened crusaders? I'm afraid I'm gonna have to leave
I'm pretty hungover and I got a horrible headache
I got a I have got a splitting headache right now all right, we're gonna shave this man. Where's Agnes?
She got this radio. I think she's that and I don't think so you can try and get her on
All right, well someone needs to get a hold of Agnes and figure out how we're supposed to shave this man
She's getting on the radio
Hey doc, how do you how should we shave this man? Just all of it or what?
Just to be safe make sure you wear gloves and uh
I got my condom gloves
Yeah, I got my condoms on too.
Oh, jeez.
Good night, everyone.
I love life.
Good night.
I love life, too, Jenny.
So how do you want us to shi- all of him or what?
Mr. Varix will be good enough.
We're gonna put him in some kind of...
some kind of generator or some kind of...
All right.
Is that what it still is before?
That's true.
Okay, it's all experimental.
All right.
All right, so we're gonna shave this man
and we'll take him to a clothing store
and we'll get a bag over his head.
It's just a case he dies.
Just shi-
He's running again.
Carry him.
Yeah, take his gun, take his gun.
Alright, come on.
Psychopath.
Sir, this is for your own good.
Well, we have to.
They were going to.
Would you rather do this or the technical procedure?
Yeah, death, can you guard the door?
Like stand in front of it, death.
yeah yeah yeah good all right perfect you dad well I don't know that he cut this
man's beard off all right I'm gonna put him down I can't grow a beard out the
kind of all the plastic in my jawline only grow my mustache I can't grow
anything this is a you mean the razor we're holding them I guess the elusive
Fraser. All right, we got him. We got him.
No, no, stop. You know, I'm just, I'm just, just, just
there you go. Get that beard off.
You better show up in it.
Machete. I get yelled at.
I don't think we have the supplies for this boss.
okay all right well beard is too strong what do we do I'm a shetty
oh god damn it normal razor blade when it works all right set to wash the beard
and just get it back there push them let's push them push them into the
sink yeah yeah yeah there you go get in the water I'll just shove his head in
there watch out dad turn the water on I'll make sure to clog the sink no the
happy birthday stuff is nice I'm just kidding I had the blower the door
blocked off it's just the back of my ambulance
you sure I would give us that something I guess dating games well to be fair if
I showed up every time it would just be unfair it's not it's like I'm
I'm cheating, you know, it's up there.
Put the water in the water.
Put the soap in the water.
Keep his head under the water.
Thanks for the dinosaur heads. They'll probably be good.
Now, we're holding them underwater right now.
It's fine. Welcome back, dude.
Morgan, pick it up.
Okay, yeah. If we accidentally kill them, we'll let you know.
Yeah, absolutely.
We did have, like, six dead people earlier.
Don't box the MS. We'll let us take them.
I probably hit the Morgan spawn.
Yep.
Oh jeez
Yeah, get a bit there. Of course, you're not feeling good
I can explain
Make sure he signs the release don't let him out till he does where's death death guard the door
I just heard unprotected sex watch out
That's good. Yeah, you guys are gonna have to pay child support now, you know check out the new song version. Okay, I'm checking
I'm checking. I'm checking. I'm checking.
You're losing lane. Oh my god.
Hello, Rob. Let me have a play.
Hey, Penta. What's up?
Remember that dating game we played a long time ago,
and you won?
Listen, I do.
Do you want to play again?
Win right now?
Right, literally right now.
Who bailed?
Nobody bailed.
You're lying.
I just decided today that I want to do it,
and I'm picking out people right now.
And someone in chat said, ask Penta.
Why do you think someone just bailed
and he worked back actually?
Hold on a second.
because you're calling me. Yeah, just hold on a second.
Sorry, I'm role playing.
So I say that because what you call me.
Hey, do you want to do something right now?
Because I decided last second to do it today.
Okay, I respect that.
That's also how I plan things.
Look, I don't know.
I'm interested, but Blue Hayes was in my chat talking about some crazy shit.
I think that I got it literally in front of me right now.
I understand that.
But I'm saying that I can 100% fuck Blue Hayes.
No problem. I'm in so what do I what am I well? She's gonna be in the actual dating
So you can actually finally hit on her like I don't need to hit on her. I'm in
You think you're in but she's a succubus her job is to make you think you're in
She did immediately tell me about her emotes that I should so maybe that was all just to
Listen
Fuckin crazy night in GTA like what's going on in GTA tonight?
No, I mean I'm an EMS, okay
It is fun
Rapid aids test rapid aids
Sorry, yeah, we could we get girlfriend went up. I did corporate in probably he's on the phone me
You needed your mic
My Mike hello, dude. This is awkward. I'm just talking myself. Sorry. I had to order a rapid aids test. Yeah, we could get crump it in
What up? Um, all right. Sure. What is this? It's starting now
Well, we're setting up right now. You would have roughly 15 minutes to get in here. So okay. I can wrap it up
Yeah, sure. Who else is coming?
We got four shrimp blue haze murder crumpet. I'm not the guy like who am I competing against?
Um
War shrimp murder trumpet
Stripping do you know stripping? Yeah, I know stripping. Yeah, I'll be there. You're gonna be competing in stripping
What's wrong with the
He's doing a jump puzzle for like an extended period of time that he was a broken man, so I don't think he's coming
You know Russ
I do know rust sorry you couldn't know rust more I did try to get you in bullet
dodged what lose fucking half my viewership for fucking two weeks of hype
yeah bullet dodge there all right well we'll be waiting I'll see you in 15
minutes all right man love you dude okay oh fucking that chicken brother
Yeah, it's fucking what okay?
I'm coming
Instead of Jordan you should do the dating game with my clock
Shit, who is it? I don't know he said he has lots of unprotected sex with himself
So he's getting an AIDS test. Well if he has AIDS then I don't know oh
That could be he could have like quadrupled his AIDS oh
Oh my god, I didn't even think about it like that. Hey Bob. Oh, oh, where is he?
See what dr. Agnes of course
Who is this guy?
Just some guy I pulled out of a car. Yeah, I
Think I have AIDS. Okay sign this sign this
Set to treat sign it grab his hand. I already got needled
Okay
All right, he signed, he signed, he signed.
We all saw it.
We all saw it, he signed.
We need to talk, but think one of the prosaic people
gradually use needle, and that's where you got the data
storage.
I am with them.
What's he use?
Yeah, so what?
A little more technical in his mind.
He ran it under him, over and over.
What?
If it's used less than five times, it's good, right?
But medicine is saying we can only reuse a needle three
times.
All right.
I've been using the same one all night.
Yeah, I'm sorry guys, I wish you'd go with me.
I guess we're just being safe.
I didn't like that.
All right.
It's not a surprise, all right?
You guys can throw that one out.
That one's been used on everybody.
Are you not safe?
What?
We need to get this guy on it.
Let's go helmet or something.
Oh, shit.
I don't like that.
Nettie went 42, so it's just me and you.
Nettie?
Yeah, Nettie.
All right.
Oh, geez.
Hey, boys.
Yeah.
Come on.
There he is.
Look what Brian did to me.
This face cost $10,000 you just started to beat the shit out of me completely unprofile.
Yeah. It's true I saw it.
You're gonna go up radio. Okay, I will make a report.
He used to be the most beautiful man alive, now he's just beautiful.
I want that man!
Look I'm a freak!
I need a cigar!
I wasn't there Bob, I wasn't there Bob.
Hey it's Bundy how you doing?
It's not, how you doing there Andrew?
Look at me!
It said work.
work. Bob, those cat ears look real good on you. Bob Dickenshire. Okay. And you want
to go through what happened? Yeah, I was at a pill box taking someone out of ambulance.
I accidentally touched Brian and he started to punch me and I stood there and said, why
are you punching me? And then he beat the shit out of me till I was unconscious.
I had to be ICU for five minutes. Look at my fucking face. I spent $10,000 on
this phase all the plastic exploded you picked him up by mistake and I touched it by mistake
yeah and he beat the shit out of me till I was unconscious and then what happened well
that's it I had my face exploded genetic and give me emergency reconstructive surgery
I don't know if I'm gonna look the same where right there that's death that's how bad
They've been following me around ever since
This is my co-worker Andrew
Oh jeez my name is Andrew
What was that word?
That word whatever
Oh no I don't know what it is anymore
I just love life
Is that anything else?
Uh yeah you can fire Brian he beat the shit out of me for no reason
He was dead until I sang
What did you sing?
How to save a life
The fray
Yeah, the fray is it is this funny to you look at me
Beautiful those cat ears really bring out the complexion in your eyes
Lucid I want justice or else I'm gonna throw over to the crazy science division. I
Will do everything I can I will bring it up with internal affairs
what's that you know what I'll handle it my own so damn it and we have a box of
AIDS needles let me out
put out a yellow page out of our dinosaur a strut and raise awareness oh by the way
alright I put in one of the Powerball dinosaur AIDS watch out yeah we do
Powerball jeez oh god I'm on the way
Negotiator.
Yeah, it's good, right?
What have you done to Neddy?
Negotiator.
Oh, well.
Turn your lights off, please.
I can't believe I haven't seen you!
We just got hit by a car!
I don't know if I'm actually...
I have no idea.
Negotiator.
Yeah, it's to keep people on our Metro PCS plan if they want to cancel.
Obviously, you know white listed for charger on EMS before
What is it
What
All right, we don't have any SOPs that crusade
okay good but I'm driving I don't know how to drive oh wait I'm not driving I'm
coming right now all right don't make it super obvious though I don't care I
I think it's Brian. I hate that motherfucker
Where is he?
Hello, do you guys have Brian?
There's a boat over there. He's us.
I think that's a cop.
There's a cop unprotected sex coming at us.
What's a cop shooting at us?
There's a sex in there.
Let's go stay at speed.
Hey, Bob, what's-
What?
I said what's step one, Mark?
You gotta sneak in there and grab the 47.
Hey, look at that. Look at some light.
I just left it in the hospital.
I think it's trying to avoid you guys.
I got these Bob.
each other. We're out of swim. Get out of here. Alright, we're gonna stay. Get the body.
How come no one cares that people get shot? I guess we'll just stage. No SOPs. No SOPs in
It looks like he has more A's than anyone I've ever seen.
No SOPs and no HIPAA action.
Ha ha ha, we're the same medical.
Yeah, also, uh, just to get you caught up to speed, they're Chief of Medicine Agnes.
At Cursay Medical we have no SOPs and no HIPAA.
We find things out to you, I guess, I don't know.
I got a bone, I think it's fine, I don't know.
We're staging.
Seems to be pretty clear, honestly.
Geez, it sounds like a lot of unprotected sex in there.
Yeah, that's not, that doesn't sound good.
These guys in the hospital are talking shit about you, Bob.
Why, who is it?
It looks like he has a haze in his-
Ninja! Sidekick!
Ninja sidekick?
What the hell?
Well, I'd say call the police, but they look pretty wrapped up.
Here, let's go get, uh-
I'm scared of you!
I guess we could help.
Yeah.
We could get people rides to the boat.
True.
making me do this. I think it's like an event or something an event. Is there anyone else?
Is there someone at the car? We're combat medics. We don't carry guns or any weapons
though. Why should it be posted? We got our bear Andrew was in Iraq. Who is Andrew?
It was Andrews. It was scary.
Edward, whatever.
Edward.
Man, I did not like getting stuck in that rock.
Is there a bug way cooler than the PDs?
How did you get this?
Huh? Oh, you know.
How did you get this?
Oh, we got a lot of the PDs.
Yeah, we got some donations. I sold some minutes today.
But he's good right now.
Can I give you a little bit of money to get me first?
Yeah, we need it. Our budget is terrible.
What's your paypal?
259!
Yeah, can you just like...
Yep!
Yeah, done!
It's done!
Oh, jeez, the helicopter's starting up.
Sarah's breaking the rules.
Oh, wow!
What rules are we breaking?
See that?
We don't have SOPs.
Is Agnes done?
Are you cut?
Shut the door!
You're really talking shit about me, I don't know!
What the hell is their problem?
Don't have to stop!
I'm not gonna do anything!
I'm gonna eat this car!
I'm not gonna hurt him because I'm a maddo-
They're afraid you're gonna give them aids for some reason, this guy looks like he already has.
I'm afraid of getting the aids.
But he fucked a car.
He fucked a car?
Yeah, but somebody said...
Not an injured one in there, we can take him real quick.
I got shot.
Oh.
Do you want to leave?
Yeah, yeah, go help her, go help her. Let's get her out of here, she's been wounded.
She's been shot!
Follower's having rock flashes.
Let's see.
Yeah, yeah, you've been shot. Do you think you took it at the vest? I think so
Okay, is this helping? Oh god
All right, special forces feel medic Bob
Well, they're fucked
The MS charger breaks the server you show you isn't it? Okay, I'll just put it away then. Oh, man
Feeling better figure this out getting bounded either. All right. Let's just turn to do a rescue mission
What do you mean I don't know why you beached the boat
Budget for two boats, are you insane?
All right fine fine fine
We're not volunteers we're saying medical yeah, we're gonna have to do that
I'm sorry Bob, I'm just trying.
We'll be a bit of a little bit.
I'm just trying, Bob.
To be fair, Rob gave me 15 minute heads up.
It's okay, I understand.
We got dying officers out there.
Yeah, I'm just thinking of rocks.
I mean, it's not like we're breaking any...
We're not hurting Bob.
You know what I mean?
What?
Oh, shit.
Heard in the event?
It's that word.
What do you mean?
I don't think it's that big of a deal because like they have 5 backs and shit anyways, you
know what I mean?
All we're doing is like replacing the job of an item.
You know?
I mean we healed Martell twice.
Can't we just get on the yacht and then drive the yacht?
I do.
I was in a rock.
They already shot us?
Yeah, exactly.
I'm gonna shoot at his honor for a deal.
Maybe we're gonna do any slight advantage.
Nah, I'm sure it's fine.
I found one in here!
Oh, jeez, we're just trying to get him out.
I'm just trying to make an SRP interesting.
We gotta try to get him out!
So rescue mission now!
Oh, jeez.
I'm only rescued.
Oh, shit, they're up there.
Oh, no.
Yeah, guys.
I'll help you up Agnes.
Okay, we're on the way.
Okay, that guy has a gun.
There's still lots of unprotected sex in there. Okay, do you think you could seek up there grab the 47 and throw him on to the boat?
Is he on the...
I think he's on the pier. Yeah, he's on the pier. I think you can seek up the ladder.
I think you can try. I think you can try.
Go go go. You gotta be sneaky.
Just throw him off the side of the pier into the boat that died in and the rescue mission.
See like this is way more interesting than staging.
know. If I don't make it tell my mom I love her. Okay I don't know where but.
What's that a hand told? Oh my god! My friend I need your help. Jesus all right fine I'm listening.
Please I'm not violent. I don't even carry a gun. Just try to the right.
You may have to pee on my friend. All right fine you might want to sit down though.
It's okay. Just as long. Hey Bob I don't see him you sure he's up here?
Listen I'm being held hostage. It's okay though. Don't say anything. This guy's a gun and I don't want to die
All right, damn that was sneaky
We're with crusade medical we don't have access to PD radio. It's just it's just my partner
All right up here at the tunic and else
All right, all right, I'm scared my partners are all right
alright alright alright fine fine
hey i see one that's up
what are you doing
we're in a rescue mission it's a rescue mission
oh damn it we should have tried to sell him a
a metro phone
powerball ticket i think he's okay
watch i thought he was down
oh he said he has no idea where's the boat
all right i'm coming back now i got held hostage
oh it's killed us really sorry that's our wrap
Is our beer alive? I don't want to rather do that.
Rob is crying. I'll be there soon.
Alright, you gotta jump in.
I gotta line up.
I'll bring it closer.
Uh, you gotta save my life.
I think we did it.
Way cooler doing like emergency vaks.
Cause like, I don't even mind that they can hold us up and tell us to do shit.
I think that shit's cool just as a situation right right exactly the cops
are gonna mind and five seconds or in five minutes like an emergency
situations like this there really would be fucking
medics trying to get down people out of the
situation you know what I mean five
minutes okay five minutes but as a piece
we don't have a lot by some guy and he
made me take him to the dock are you
sure you don't want to call in well we
are to knew about it oh how I don't know
one of the cops all I guess oh all right
oh geez now that's over though is anyone
We got like three calls for 47s. Nope. Nope. They're all like I said the events over
He's not being salty. That's just how we talk
What yeah, well, I told you that I told you was no one's down
No, well, they were they were but now there are now we did it
Yeah, I'm coming I'm getting off right now
Rob, I'm coming right now. This is perfectly see-in
right now
We saved the event. Hell yeah.
We've been to the sunset.
The steady stream of people being carried in here.
They're a student and they probably make that while their dad pays for their tuition, which includes like room and...
Like all that shit.
Yeah man, I'm out of here in the gutter. That's pretty hard.
Thank you. That was nice.
We're all lying. Well, I'm sure some of you are.
keep the amazing work up. Also, man, just do what I did. Quit your job and start streaming.
You'll be all right. I mean, look at little Jimmy here. He's doing good. Just do what I did.
Look at how I'm living. Don't I seem happy? No, really? How long ago did I quit my job to
start streaming? Well, I would, there would, there would be like periods where I would start
where I would work but then I would start like dating a girl that would just pay
for everything so then I just like quit my job and kind of coast off that and you
know and do drugs with with her so I don't know I was kind of like job
challenged for I mean it was you know like I said it kind of came in waves
With me
What it was I doing I think when I was streaming when I first started streaming though
I think I had a job I did oh, I had a job that I fucking hated
Bro was like landscaping. Oh
God fuck landscaping god damn dude landscaping sucks dick, and it was like in Michigan
um like it was like during the fall so it was like we were doing like fall cleanup like leaves and
shit roofing is worse well roofing is what you do when you when you're at your you're up there you
got you got no options right but you don't want to do crime roofing is when you're out of options
So anyways, I was doing that and I got my first donation and I was like, I was like damn,
fuck this.
I was like, fuck, working yo.
I was gonna do this shit dawg.
And it was not enough to live off of, um, at all.
So, this is like during the summer, I think.
Or maybe I just wasn't in school that semester.
Either way, when did I start streaming?
March?
Let me see, let me click my name and see.
The day I started my account is when I started streaming.
Okay, March 3rd, 2015.
Okay, so I think like the next semester was coming up.
And it got to a point where I either had to,
I had to get a job to keep paying rent
I was like out of my bank out was empty I didn't have any more money I had a paid
rent in like five months and it got the point where I like had to get a job how
hey come on man I'm good for it in another month now I was just like well
it was like a frat house that's why I got evicted no that was another house
it was a frat house so like they didn't really they would just like wait till
like the year was over then they would just turn you into collections for like
five grand right so anyways so it got to the point where I was like damn I need
to like I should get my life together dog or I could move into my mom's and
keep streaming and just see if that shit pans out so I decided to do that so I
moved back into my mom's and and that shit just kind of like I don't know man
like six months went by was it worth it I don't know cuz I'm probably fucked I
mean what the fuck am I gonna do I haven't had a real job in seven years
almost so anyways like six months went by and I ended up like building like a
small enough community demons in here he just gifted five subs that guy like
basically single-handedly paid my rent for months I was able to it got to the
point where I was where I was making like a thousand bucks a month and I was
able to find some like bro it wasn't even a duplex yo it wasn't even a duplex
I was in a I was like trapping streams in a triplex don't it was a triplex a
triplex so so I was doing that I mean it was like 600 bucks a month so I was
I was able to live like 1500
And I was doing h1z1 and then uh, yeah, man, I found RP I found GTA RP in like 2017 and
Shit just kind of started picking up so I stuck with it and then shit kept picking up and it never really stopped
And now here we are so
Gfrp
No, this was SOE
The server that Summit was banned off of because he didn't know that you couldn't
talk to people in discord and gay.
They're good old days.
Classic.
That was a classic day.
Anyways.
What's that?
Do I believe in God?
I don't know man.
That shit might be fucking out there dude.
I feel like something's gotta be fucking with shit, right?
Something's gotta be up there doing something dog.
Cuz what the fuck is all this bullshit?
That's what I when I look up at the stars. That's my thoughts. What the fuck is all this shit?
How is this shit here, man, and where the fuck does it end yo?
The fuck come through Lou maybe read more. What do you mean read more read more?
Lo read more what?
read what
Do your research?
what do you want me to read just read the Bible
I guess I don't know hello how are the tables today mr. horse
ah push up but then I just want $15,000 on the wheel
I did really good on blackjack though I was doing really good but I lost it on the
Oh
Has the thing
Yeah, I got chips. Yeah, what did Chip say?
He said he's got you you got good stuff. I
Have a little
Do you have any more of like the nice one? I just want 40 take okay. It's five hundred a bag this will
I can give you like five I guess oh sorry no no no I'm buying two
oh I understand what's your number mr. so I can ping you
oh I'm a dumbass my my PayPal is going to be 5.86
oh I yeah I need to fix that
oh I'll ping you in like five minutes mr. or oh all right
Excuse me, oh
Yeah, I gotta fix that I don't know how I'm gonna fix it I
Gotta like get in a call with discord or something
And I might just have them remove my like discord partnership or something. I don't know
Because you know how?
Yeah, yeah, is that we're gonna have to do it doesn't matter. Well, does it matter Tommy? I don't really know if it even matters. I
Think we could just probably remove that shit. It's not good
Yeah, so the way discord works out with partnership is you have to like have this bot in
Your channels like an auto mod and it was like
And it was like fucking with shit. So we found a loophole that made it
So the only time you don't have to have it as a channel and a channel as if it's marked not safe for work
So I was like alright fuck it just mark
all channels not safe for work but that made them mark the entire discord is not
safe for work which means that if you're on IOS you have to have your app store
like marked for 18 plus apps to even enter my discord
so I got a fucking I might just I might just have a my ever move that shit wait
white what Tommy it's so janky yeah we tried to try to I don't know we're trying
to use some loopholes what it didn't work out Turner doesn't do anything
happened in crayons too well I know I know Tommy but what I'm saying is we
marked all the channels is not safe for work which made it so discord mark the
entire server is not safe for work but the only reason we did that was so the
fucking cuz you have to have that bot you have to have the auto mod in every
chance except for not safe for work channels but I don't even know what
discord partnership does does anything I get all I get free t-shirts at
conventions now I get free t-shirts at
conventions that's kind of cool and here I
thought it was marked in SFW for the
fan art channel well sometimes but there's
also tier three benefits if you incentivize
boosters isn't that what's boosters that's
stuff that people that aren't good at
role play do right what is that what
the fuck is that monthly donators wait
What? What are people donating to and not to and not giving to me and gifted subs?
What? What is this? Hold on a second. Server perks. Like what?
That fucking server. What is it? And it's increases brand. I don't care about that
shit. What? Tommy how much are people giving to Discord in my for my server?
Can you look it up? It comes with $10 Nitro. Alright look it up. Look up
How much 62 boosters?
Oh, I figured it out.
If you go to your Discord, that's the best stuff.
You can go to Settings, then Privacy, and Safety,
and turn on NSFW on iOS.
Yeah, but who wants to do that shit?
How much money's that?
$5 a month?
$620?
That could be paying for my fucking boat.
Well, still, god damn it.
Yo, I might delete the Discord.
Should we just try to delete the Discord?
Because that's money I could have.
I'm deleting the Discord if we don't get to 10k subs.
It's gone!
I'm deleting!
Fanart?
Okay.
What about the money?
Fanart on Twitter?
Yeah, that's where artists are mostly anyways.
What are Discord permaconditions?
Alright, fine.
We'll keep the Discord.
I don't know why.
I'm pretty sure the meta channel is just used for people complaining about me that don't watch my stream anymore.
I don't know, you guys can check it out for yourselves.
Every once in a while I'll get a DM from someone like...
Hey, I don't know if you know, but...
This person's like shitting on you in the meta channel.
Yeah, you're supposed to shit on me in the subreddit.
What, for shitting on me?
I don't know. I don't know.
I mean, you might've just exposed yourself.
How's TikTok doing?
Bad.
It's not doing good at all.
I might do, I might record a dance tomorrow or something.
Discord sent giving you tax.
That's so long.
Good. You'll do a dance.
You tried to tell me, eh, these things take a while to pick up sometimes.
That's so long.
How's my only fan doing?
Bro, you ever see those chicks that put like the fucking mega dildos inside of them?
That shit's crazy like to the point where it's not even hot. You're just impressed
Those are fucking crazy dude
Like the ones that they're like the size of their body
Dude that shit is wild. It's not even hot. You're just like god damn. You're like Jesus Christ
It's kind of scary
What's with these question marks? I feel if your question marking I feel bad for you
but how bro I don't know I think that women are just you know what's the word
I'm looking for easy easy easy now let me uh flexible not flexible like durable
I don't know. You know?
Uh, build different.
Oh no, because like, uh, I mean think about it man.
Like, they push like a fucking, uh, human out of them, right?
That shit's crazy, you know. That's fucking nuts, man.
Stretchable. I'm trying to say women are tough.
Guys do that shit. Yeah, but when we push humans out of us, it's in liquid form.
resilient yeah I want to say something like that but then it just came off bad
senior man break a journey's ass bro I'm still not a brand-risk BTW also let's
talk about sword swallowers I've seen that shit live it so since that shit is
crazy too I still think the mega dildos that's it's pretty crazy but have
You see the mega dildos
What the girl to put a dude's bald head inside of her that shit's a classic dude, I swear that's one of like the first
No, not moving. That's an oldie. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, right? That's like one of the first like
Wild like you know, I don't know there's got to be like like shock porn I guess
first like shock-porn things I ever saw.
Oldy-bobody. Let's role-play. How about cake farts, bro? I thought that was the
funniest video I've ever seen on the internet for like years, dude. Because to
be fair it was pretty funny. There's some girl farting on a cake. I don't even
think farts are funny really, but that shit was funny, dude. Dude, I died
laughing on cake. Yeah, I thought that shit was funny.
The best place, sir, you know what I like the most
Which one's yours I won this whole block
This is J block
the business
you got the stuff mister
you got the money i got the stuff
would you like me to
one moment to you
yeah that's fine
what's our number
oh shit
4150070
690
070
6925
mister
what should the comment be
What did I say?
Do I just say something unspecific?
I don't know, G Fuel.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
G Fuel you say?
I'm actually going to start selling G Fuel myself with the Pure.
Will we?
Yeah.
It's called Gloo Fuel.
How much?
I don't have any yet.
Dude, that thing are numbering wrong.
It's loading a very long time.
four one five zero seven zero six nine two five you just want two bags I bought
five yeah that's a good point why not why won't you I tell you what won't you
just give me the west when you give more just give me the west way to oh
Oh, okay, I can do that.
How are you?
I'm in now so I know you're cool.
Oh, alright.
Yeah.
Mr.
Wait, can I keep a bag for chips?
No, he has to do it too.
That guy has to do it too.
Alright, son, come on.
Let's sniff cocaine together.
Okay.
What?
Oh, God, that is not gonna make you feel good at all.
John, it's just like glue for better.
Yeah, but I don't think you like me.
So what, I just, what do I, just, thanks for warning?
Just why is Scorpio put in your nose, Mistor?
I'm just gonna, uh, go with some, yeah.
This is some good shit.
Yeah, thanks Mistor.
Love you, Dad.
Oh, it's your son.
Oh.
I'm so glad you didn't go.
This is amazing, why, why didn't you ever tell me
to do this before?
Oh, because, I just discovered it recently.
Oh, he was chips! Chips shall be.
Aww.
Oh my God.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Cool.
All right, be over the board, be over the board, be over the board.
Yeah.
All right, give me the money, Mr. Wolf.
Yeah.
We need more. We need more.
We need more.
We need more. We need more.
Just call me in 15 minutes, Mr. Wolf.
Can you submit a text on the yellow page?
extra yellow pages on the page of the game.
Yeah, what's your name, Mr. Blue Guy?
Blue Guy, I like him a lot.
He's different, I like him a lot.
I like him a lot.
I'll save you a little more.
Oh, I'm ready for this one.
I'm ready for this one.
Get up!
Come on!
Don't be a pussy.
Get up!
I'm not a pussy.
I don't think you did the one at the first, though.
Yeah, you are.
You need to know the sign.
I'm embarrassing you.
Are you saying I'm a pussy?
Yeah, I do.
Since when?
Oh, yeah.
You think I'm a pussy?
Well, a pussy do that.
kill the man i'll kill you some
i killed man two i killed i killed ten people
oh yeah i killed eleven
this is the right
yeah it is the right one
you can't even count the ten
see because what none of these have the fucking one
you guys are wrong
god damn i hate you
i think you missed the novel
see
even if i think it was right here
dude that's a punch me up
god i'm on fire
i have some more missus
okay all right
That's a bank ID. Oh, that's a phone number
Not chips is dead. Oh, that's way easier. Oh, yeah, boom
Dude, I'm also pretty bad about saving numbers in real life
Every time your guys is mom calls. I never know who it is
I'm sick of being a gamble coke dealer. I
Wanted I want to play at the park. I
I don't want to kill anyone anymore, Popo!
So long.
Are they under K?
Yeah, I guess.
Slowing George at the safe escape park?
Nah, I mean, this is too good right here.
I mean, I love- dude, I love-
This is one of my favorite buildings in the entire game, dude.
I love this building.
And it was- I don't think it was used for anything.
And the single player, I don't think this was ever used.
I don't remember it at least. Can you go up those stairs? Yes, dude. Yes, man. I
Really love that building
Look so good about it. I just think it's cool. It's just like run down and shit
You know, it's just cool. It's cool looking
It's immersive. Yeah, it's immersive
Especially for like the kind of role play I like to do, you know
Buy it. Why would I buy it?
J block
That could be
They could be the casino I could be you get a room there when you have the casino bronze membership
We'll go crack house crosser the casino
You're about 30 friends away from being far enough in front gang to get a building at it for you to use
I don't know if I ask oil because I would just need I don't I really just like asking for shit though
Pay for it. I mean, hey P90, holy shit.
47 months? That's a long time. How are you?
You're a professional lurker.
47 months, yeah, that's a pretty long time.
I guess you would be considered a professional.
And I don't think it's funny.
A 10?
Don't know of the day.
I thought I just bought chips and uh, I did. Hello? Membership? You did such a scam that
he's expired. I usually go to the table with 20k. Last time 30k was cursed. Really? Fuck
of them god I've even started jumping everywhere oh my god under 9.8 k subs now
from the other day get wrecked you poor street it's pulled together you work
there just get a free membership. Nothing is for free.
Let's see what Mr. Poop has.
All right, shit.
But instead of sleeping I'm gonna be cool and watch snowball magic hands all night and be dead for the Jag
Don't that don't do that get some sleep. I actually I'm serious. Don't do that
Do not do that
Get some sleep
I
Pulled on baby. Oh, baby. Oh
Baby, hey dad. I was wondering if you were going to feed me tonight since you were under 10k
Wait double me either
Okay, I'm actually it should say oh, oh see don't double today
All right, I'm gonna ask oil for 20k
You did get it no I didn't bust I literally didn't get it I would have 50k right now
I
Have 60 K
How am I gonna get there without doubly
Do you know what else you don't have 10k subs?
You know what you're about to not have mother fucker!
Let's get those bets in. Let's see those chips, please.
Keep talking shit. God damn it, I'm sick of superhero movies.
Alright, can they stop making them?
Blackjack. Blackjack!
Oh, fucking Christ.
Christ, but you are fucking banned in LROC.
Of course.
That's true.
That's it.
This is all happening because Double Down is broke.
I can't make my money today if it's broken.
That's a part of my system.
It's waiting on a good Double Down.
It's a part of my fucking system.
Turboswins.
Turboswins are shit.
That's a 16.
No, it threw me all off.
Here's two.
And six.
Sitting at 15.
Another?
Yeah.
15
Yeah, I'd actually have 40k
Jesus Christ
It's scuffed
How do you fucking play blackjack though doubling down? I can't it's fucking my system up. I can't play it
I can't play I can't play I
Can't play
No splits or doubling?
Yeah, it's losing odds without double down.
That's what I'm saying.
That's so long.
And eight.
That's 20.
I think it was 10.
Well, I like to touch up eight.
A 14.
19.
Let me make my 20k back and I'll stop playing
because it's busted.
It's losing the odds anyways.
Not with my system, it's not.
That's why I'm up.
Wait, I have 20k?
Fuck it, I'm out of here.
I'm fucking out of here.
fuck this
I got out my system
because they don't have 10k subs
those are slots either
slots were a test
hey mister was
in that turbo
six seven
seven
kid do I get to go or are you just gonna go
between hashtag auto, hashtag casino
if you do that one more time I'm gonna fucking
dick you in the head man
no huh
yeah
if you hit me I'll shut the wheel down mister
you got a tweet hashtag auto, hashtag casino
what's up guys, jimmy4 and I here
with another gamble stream
hashtag auto, hashtag casino
Hey, what's been in the wheel?
Oh my god. Anyways today was spinning the wheel
$2,000 in the casino if anyone here wants to spin just tweet hashtag auto hashtag casino
And I'll what you spin just you might as well tweet it. I'm very good at this
You won't be able to get one without it. Yeah, I don't get a phone. I'm sorry. Well, then you don't get a spin
You know what? The casino is lost. I don't really care.
Well, that's fine, Wadey.
You're in the fucking way, man.
I'm on the point.
You're not going to be in the casino if you're 14. What the fuck are you doing here?
I don't think you should be in here if you're 14 years old.
Did they even check your ID when you signed up?
Mind your business. I'm up 300,000.
Yeah, you're about to believe that 300,000 if they find out you're 14 years old.
No, you guys smell like poop
I'm here with two poop heads with two poopies. Yeah, just two poop poop guys
Stop one more time. I'm gonna do it
Fucking stock kid
You've seen 14 not giving anyone else any spins
That's what he does again, but I'm trying to gamble too
Yeah, sometimes it's a, you know, free crawl.
Yeah, sometimes my fist hits the face.
I'll call it Bop-a-Miles.
I don't know if I can alcohol auto.
Gotta be street racing, isn't he?
Always testing stuff.
No Marlowe.
Oh, blue guy.
We need goons. We got goons.
Turn the wheel off. No, because I gotta keep them here.
Pilvis?
I mean, true.
Gary?
I just saw a river.
Oh, hi.
Hi, you want to make $5,000?
Hell, yes, I want to make $5,000.
There's some guy at the wheel right now.
I need you to kidnap him and take him somewhere.
All right.
I'm going to send you a picture of him.
He's at the wheel right now.
Okay, on our way.
I'm going to send you a picture. He's the guy in the gray.
Okay.
See, this is what I do. I build up gangs.
And I talk about how they should be,
how people should use them.
them how they should be used on my other characters. Great picture. Well, it's best I could get.
Hey, you guys want to do like a wine or something?
I think we kind of are. Oh, I didn't know I'm sorry, Mr. Will.
Oh, good. Go next, please. Yeah, go for it. Okay. Thank you, Mr. Will. What do you mean?
Well, I mean, I'm sure you get tired spinning the wheel all the time. So you want to like
like me some to keep you up. Oh wait 2000. That could mean so many different things though.
No cold off. Hell no I'm not going to call me avoiding the chance to do some coffee. It's
just not like in the trick then you know. Okay. I'm good for now. What do you got? I
appreciate it okay hey hey nothing I just got some some for adults what is it
oh no man he's an influencer he might want it yeah can I see it look if you
give me a hundred bucks I'll give you I'll give you one of them all right I'm
gonna take another we can't I mean we can't do it here yeah what's doing over
over here over here mr. fuck it they got the handled yeah it's okay mr. I'm
cricket by the way hey quick kid I'm Jimmy yeah I see you Jimmy you said
800 mr. yep and it all right the stalls with no doors that's not
suspicious all right be careful with this like it's not for everybody well I was
given I was given it and then I'm selling it
why you have anymore um I mean I don't have any more on me can I call you for
more we do yeah yeah of course of course yeah let me give you my number all
right what's your name I call me cricket yeah Jimmy it's easy to like 800
always like if I buy more wait what was that like if I buy like more you know is
it always 800 um you know what it depends it depends on how much you're buying
if you want to buy more you know we can talk about a price all right all right
Well, thanks Jimmy. Um, hey, don't don't tell anyone else any other adult about this. It's
Is it bad? It's a secret. Oh, okay. It's a secret. I understand mr. Secret. Yeah
Like Superman
Yeah, and don't do that all at once you're
You get a crazy headache. Okay
Like candy
Yeah, yep, if you have too much candy, that's exactly what happens. Yeah, okay
Okay and don't do it on those toilets either by the way in case you were thinking
I don't twist square toilets. Hey, Cricket, hey. Interesting. Interesting.
Oh, there was you. I'm flannel. I can be left sir. Okay, child. Sir, child! Yeah, I think I might have got him.
Probably from Gary, right? Gotta be. Hey, Jimmy. Hey!
what's going on buddy you know someone named quick it quick what quick it quick
it quick it is that is he a rapper no he's a person who just tried to sell me
jeep you're in the casino on my 12th no no I don't why you better meet me at the
casino right now mr. we got a queen to shit up all right I don't know who it
So it wouldn't have anything to do with me, but yeah, well you're helping me with it. All right, you got it
We gotta figure this out
All right, I'll be there soon. Okay. Thanks, pistol
Right the vine with bull just all come together, huh?
We would have phoned the cops. I think the way that things have been going
Like it kind of was like that, but I think like I think we're we've been more influenced with crime
you know for a while there was kind of split down the middle but I I definitely
think lately we've been more influenced by criminals so we're more leaning
towards you know not wanting to involve cops right yeah auto CPS mom miles right
like all that cops won't respond anyways I mean that's true I would love to RP
more with cops but if you can't they won't respond anyways you'll face
Mr. That's a little sadistic. I see one word in this post and kills you right now. You still feel
good, Mr. I mean, not so good about that. Yeah, that's why what do you got to say now? I feel like
apologies might be in order. I feel like you need to learn a lesson. I'm sorry. Oh, will we? Well,
it looks like I'm teaching the Western now. I mean, there was a line my dude. Yeah, and there's
a wine of people are ready to shoot you in the head for $5,000. Which wine is worse do you think?
All right, listen up. How much money does this guy have on him?
He had my 4k on him.
4k? Oh, wait. I tell you what, Mr. You want a bullet in your head right now?
I don't.
Oh, wait. Tell you what? Why don't you give me $5,000 in six hours and I won't kill you?
So like you keeping that 4k or we am I getting you a thousand you'll get me
five thousand and you need to get another thousand to them because I said
five thousand dollars to kill you so they're gonna take you to the ATM and
you're gonna get another thousand for them okay and then in six hours I'm
I want $5,000, Mr. Hul.
What?
I can give you a loan for that here right now.
Oh, I take him to the ATM, guys.
I just want my shit back there, so.
What shit?
I lost keys.
You didn't give him a gun back.
Nah, man, I need everything back.
I'm sorry.
Does this look like you have the leverage dog?
He's giving you a gun, Albury.
I mean, I got him.
Yeah, he needs everything back, guys, here.
You want my gun?
She'll give you a gun.
Don't pussy.
Get him, fucker!
Yeah?
You want me to try to miss again?
No, we get it.
Just give him the stuff back. You get $5,000 anyways, weighties.
Alright, get in the truck.
I got a fucking gun back, dawg.
Nothing we're done with him.
Well, yeah, I mean, that's true. That makes sense.
What's your number, sir?
Oh, I get the $6,000 from him.
Keep your five and then do whatever the fuck you want with them afterwards
But you know what I'm with
My way these are they getting the money I'm at the casino. Where are you at? Hey, do you have a gun, mister?
Yeah, I do the motorcycle
All right, you got it.
Oh, I come back with a co-
He's being kidnapped and forced to RAP worse than losing a grander money.
I wanted to kind of do something with that guy, but I wasn't really sure, like...
I was gonna like do something with him, but when I saw that he didn't really care that he had a gun pointed at him,
I was like, I don't fuck it.
Appreciate you anything was still happening?
Well, it kind of is. I mean, it's still all on the table.
Where the fuck is Cricket?
I'm just curious if he's still here one of the crickets for all of crickets from the HUA
for 800 probably
did everyone tweet hashtag auto hashtag casino
I haven't not today
Does anyone need any G fuel?
Phase Bay we
I got to go take care of something
I got a new kid in here
Oh good honey I'm glad to hear it, glad to hear it
Okay, do you need anything? Food? Toilet? Toilet? Water?
Do you guys need any G Fuel ladies?
It's where we go that makes you where we go to backtrack
It's your focus, we'll go make all the right calls
Well you see an extreme amount of cash
Can I swear whenever I'm on it?
Whenever I'm on it it makes the deal was bust
Yeah I don't know what it is but I feel like it's just good walk
I'll take it all right come on to the bathroom mr. One ladies
He'll see this if you want some more
one five zero seven zero six nine
Consult on the property
Yeah, and then what's the last hey you guys can come in
No, if he doesn't give you that shit, oh, what's the last four numbers six nine two or five
Hey guys go
You're gonna know all the white moves damn right
Yeah
Yeah, no problem
We're made crickets all for us fuck that you want to sell coke big man, huh?
Look your number to zero. See what else want to go next wash the commensky
Thank you so we cool I get
Hey
I need some of that stuff, man.
You know what? I think I have a few more bags. Let me make a call.
You make a call and I'll call you back.
I'll pay anything for me. I'll pay like $20,000 for it.
Well, it's only $800 a bag.
That's fine. Whatever. I just need it now, mister. It's good.
Okay, okay. Let me make a call. I'll see if I can get it.
All right. Where are you at right now?
I'm at the apartment right now.
All right. Are you coming back to the casino?
I'll be in the parking lot. Okay. All right. I'll see you soon. All right
They just put that shit in the bag
If you don't put this money in chips before that guy fucks me up, I'll give you 20k, but I prefer less money
Gary trying to betray us. No, I don't think so. I mean maybe
One hand though.
Jack, oh, sorry.
Pardon me, Weedy.
Hello.
Erate, I'm outside in a red bison.
Oh, why?
Just keep an eye on me, okay?
You coming out?
No, no, no.
I'm gonna talk like next to you.
And then you got a gun.
Yeah, I got one.
Oh, why?
We ain't doing this shit.
No, no, no.
We're gonna take him somewhere else.
All right.
Let me get changed in there real quick.
No, why?
When I start weaving.
Come out of the come out of the twerk with a gun
All right, where do you want me to you want me to do in the parking lot or what? Yeah?
All right. All right, okay
Hey, so
Apparently
Hey, can you hear me? Yeah? What's up? Hey, so
Apparently someone else is trying to buy them. He said that he'd sell them for 2,000
Who didn't just so the guy I was eating him. Yeah. Yeah, the guy the guy behind me
two thousand a bag of someone else is already buying them oh you said if you
want to outbid them you could wait twenty five hundred twenty five hundred
wait twenty five hundred no two that's not how you that's not how you barter
two thousand okay okay I can't believe this alright I'll call you back where do
you want to meet just come back to the casino
Look can we can we do it off of the casino, okay?
Okay, okay. I'll call you when I'm around there. I'll pick you up. Okay
All right, all right
Change the plans mister. Oh, he said he's gonna pick me up and we're not gonna do it at the casino, okay?
I'm gonna follow you. No, I'm just gonna ping you when we stop, okay? All right. You got it. All right, but listen, okay?
Listen, this is really important, okay?
If I stop pinging you like a wad in a wall, it's an emergency
Okay, all right. All right. All right, so show up and get ready to start shooting essentially
If I stop if I start pinging a wad in a wall if not, you know, then just we got to talk to this guy
We need to know where he's getting this shit from
All right, but you know if I'm showing up
With a singular pain you I'm gonna show up with the gun anyway, right? Yeah, I've gone out. Yeah
Okay, all right. You got it. Oh, I
It'd be wrong to rip off a kid.
Bro, the first ever time I bought mushrooms I got ripped off.
Well, I'd only ever seen mushrooms in the movies and they look a lot different in real
life.
What did I buy?
Bro, just like some dried up bullshit.
Like probably came from the cooking aisle.
And then the second time I bought it I got some fucking gold caps with blue leaking
out of the fucking bottom.
And then I was really fucked.
But the first time, yeah, I was like, dry port pillows, yeah, we got ripped off, we got the bullshit.
The second time they were real, for sure, we were fucked up.
I was fucked up, dude.
That was...
That was a good first trip.
Yeah, I threw up, though, cause I drank too much orange juice.
Uh...
But then after that, it was pretty cool.
Deserved.
Yeah.
How old was I?
Man, I'm excited to see how this RP plays out.
I was, I...
I might have been 21. I'm trying to think that time in my life is just such a fucking blur
Like what was I doing?
Oh, maybe I wasn't it. I
Was definitely over 18. No, I was definitely over 18
No, I was I was I was well. I didn't even smoke pot
1718 chat
That's actually true
Drinking is a very different story that is cap. No, dude. I we were putting like vodka in our Mountain Dew bottles
vodka from on top of my buddy's fridge
When uh, we were like 13
Playing Halo and shit that was way different that was a way different story, but uh
We were really drinking enough to get drunk though. We were just
Like I wasn't like proper drunk till I was like 16
Um, we were we were just we were just doing it. It was just like we just put like a little bit in there and think we were cool as fuck
Probably didn't even finish it because it tasted gross
Hello
Hey, i'm
I'm gonna come pick you up unless you you have a ride already jimmy and then we're gonna go
Um, we're gonna go somewhere. It's fine. You can pick me up. This one
Okay, i'm only i'm gonna sell you the five bags that we have all right
Is this okay? I'm out fun
No, no, I'm not I'm not there yet. I'll call you as soon as I'm there
He said that he'll be there in like five to ten minutes. Okay. Thanks, miss. Okay. All right. Bye
Getting a little more sketchy
Time to go rivers now. Let's see it play. Let's see it play with the with the plan that we got
We'll be says to collect his money. I feel like says to be very happy with the
What?
Do you have any G fuel to get out of here, man? Yeah, I do, but
Take my number get out of here. Okay. All right. If you want more text me
All right. Yeah. Okay
Hey, man, you got a G. There's okay
God damn G fuel fiends
This is the best drug RP I've seen by far. Yeah, it's really fun when you're not selling the locals
It's whether there's actual RP involved. Yeah
My failure the white boy Rick from Detroit. Yep. Oh, yeah
That's a that's a pretty fun rabbit hole to go down if you guys are ever just Google and random shit at three in the morning
White boy Rick that actually so that was like Chris Hansen's first big
New story or like I don't like news piece. I don't know what it's called
But yeah, so funny enough that that's how like Chris Hansen like really broke broke out
editorial expose yeah yeah that shit there is no drug sale thing for this
stop fucking power you know apparently Chris Hansen get drug calls in the
south side which fucker well not apparently but Chris Hansen he used to
be a very respected investigative journalists like very respected until
the uh to catch predator ship you ready let's go speaking of the catch
predator wait wait what why let's do this yeah but we're not at the casino I
don't know he we probably use the one that I gave him hey Jimmy hold on just
on the phone here yeah I'm they probably just use the phone or the one
that I gave him so he wants some more he sounded like he wanted some more he's
got he's got the money do we I mean do we really care who we sell this to okay
I know exactly what happens okay well we're at the ball so are you are you
coming yeah just ping me Jimmy yeah hey I got a cool question for you
Yeah.
Um, how come you know, how come, how come you're buying this for me?
What do you mean?
I mean, I was just, my guy said that he knows who you are and that you usually get it.
Oh, is that white?
Well, my, my guy said that he normally, like the guy that he gets it from gets it from you or something like that.
Oh, come on.
I can't, I can't say that.
I don't know you would ever have access to this stuff again mr. All right look his name is Jay
Jay who?
Watch a point of this hour you over here mr.
Yeah, why don't you take a left into here mr.
And just pour into the way, please. Yeah, here's good mr.
What's up with all these cops?
I don't know.
I don't want to pull over without these cops here.
You're making a big mistake, Mr.
You might just want to stop and pull into an alley now.
What's up with the cops?
I'm asking the questions here.
Let's go somewhere where there's no cops.
You think they're worried about us
any time I see the cops that are speeding past?
Oh, here we go.
Oh, I see.
I see.
All right, we don't move it, Mr. We're going to have a talk.
All right.
Chief Pink, huh?
Yeah.
All right.
Where's he going to meet us, Mr.
It's going to meet us at the wax museum.
The wax museum?
Where's the wax museum?
That's by the vault.
The vault?
Where did the wax museum?
Yeah, it's a big bank.
All right.
But yeah, nah, he was just saying it's kind of weird that you're buying it,
I'm like, look, if you want to buy your own product, I don't know.
I don't want to buy my own product and I don't want to see my products sold on my 12th, Mr.
What?
Wait, what?
Yeah, that's why the casino is my 12th.
We're going to have a nice conversation and we're going to clear up some ground rules.
Sorry.
Um, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
So he told me not to do the casino.
So why were you doing it?
I wasn't doing it at the casino.
You called me.
What do you mean?
what the fuck yeah what the fuck is white hey Gary see if this guy has any
corns
I told you once in the casino and then I was told dude holy shit
put your hands up Mr.
no fuck
I'm being cool I'm being cool
are you saying uh listen hey kid I I didn't know about the turf
some westerns are on the hard way mr all after making example out of you i don't know
we'll see if we can all park this stuff out for us actually no keep it on them keep it on them
yo hey come on come on guys we hey hey there'll be time for that waiter right now you just need
to focus on how you're gonna get out of this situation without getting shocked
yo hey don't be shooting me i look guys it's just a misunderstanding especially from
I'm making money.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did I misunderstand that?
When I bought-
The casino is awful.
Is he here?
Is the guy there right now?
He hasn't called me.
No, why?
Well, you better call him back.
All right.
All right, I'll call him.
If you call the capture, you make any fucking stupid moves.
I swear to God, I'll shoot you in the head right here.
Yeah, that wouldn't be very smart, wouldn't, Mr. Wolf.
No, that wouldn't be smart at all.
I'm not calling him.
Tell him to come here.
We're all going to have a nice conversation.
I'm calling him.
He's not picking up.
I'm gonna figure this out here and then.
Hey, Jerry, you ever heard of any of this? Some guy named Jay Pink?
Jay Pink?
Yeah.
I didn't say Jay Pink.
Who'd you say? Who are you getting from, mister?
It's last-
It's name is Jerry.
Jerry what?
I don't know his last name.
Yeah, I know Jerry.
You know Jerry.
Yeah, I do.
Is that one of your guys?
Yep.
You better call him then.
All right, get him down here right now
Look guys, I
You speak with spoken to mr. Okay
And you only refer to me as El Gambino from here on out you understand
Yes, say yes
Yes, El Gambino. Oh, I'm quite wall the same page
He didn't answer. Oh, oh, that's bad for you, mr. Oh
Oh, come on, come on, look, that's that's
a little quiet, have a nice one talk, Gary, you can sit next to him there, Mr.
Oh, no, come on guys, guys, come on.
We're gonna try to figure this out.
Yeah, we're gonna figure this out, Mr.
Yeah, let's hope that we can.
Hey, Jerry, don't worry.
Oh, you're definitely gonna need him to meet.
Tell him to meet us down there.
He doesn't need, he's cut off.
You know me? You cut off, right?
I don't think so.
We're all together right now.
Let's see, bring you to the rental place.
It's not your job to figure it out.
Hang up. Tell him if he's not there in 15 minutes, he's cut off.
Yeah, Ray, he says if you're not there in 15 minutes, you're cut off.
I think he just got out of the hospital.
Oh, there, Jimmy. This is your trip.
Yeah, what's going on?
Hey, I was just about to ask you, uh, what's going on with you?
Is there anything that you need?
I might be some stuff I need mister. Is there anything you need?
Oh, I'm sure you know what I need Jimmy. Those little baggies, have you got some more?
Yeah, is that right?
That's right, Jimmy. Uh-huh.
All right, I'll call you in a second mister.
All right, Jimmy. All right.
I must have ruined Chip's life on every tune I play.
well listen I'm just I don't know maybe I'm a predator by nature or
something to my blood okay what no no no not that kind of predator wait wait
wait yeah let's go talk behind these quates
Yeah, right here.
Yeah.
Not so long.
Oh, I get out of the car.
Park it, Miss Tor.
You've been walking with Jerry.
I just started.
Today was my first day.
Yeah, how many of that stuff you sold, Miss Tor?
So, including you?
No.
Oh, too.
Would you sell it out?
I have to see now.
Wow you're gonna have to find a new tour from this tour. Of course, of course I can do that
Yeah, how much you guys sold them for? I sold mine for 700. Why'd you talk to me 8?
I was testing the market to see if it would sell for 8. You got a sandwich?
I never told Jerry not to sell the casino this might
I already told him I told him that was my mistake I should have told you so I don't
know this wouldn't really be on Jerry there's probably more on me but I'll tighten up the
ship all right all right we'll talk to jerry all right all right and i did tell
him not if you know if he's pushing it not to push it for any lower than 500
yeah we'll wait till everyone's here to talk all right
i don't have to keep your hands on oh you were just pointing at me i just
make a shade over him now if it makes me calm mr
smoking that shirt jimmy it makes me calm and happy
yeah you don't like that's a good shit which is good because i haven't been
way we cuz I have to deal with assholes I'm sick of deal with assholes mister I think he's talking
about you mister look I didn't let me ask you are you gonna be an asshole if I let you win
no I'll I'll help you however however I can all right yeah I'm really sorry I'll listen to you
from here on out. So let me ask you then Mr. What did you guys say? About what? All of this.
So Jerry, I told him where I sold it originally and then he told me to not sell it in the casino.
And so that's when you actually called me for more. So I just picked you up and took you
off of the casino to do it. And he said what? What did he say about Gary? He didn't he didn't
mention Gary at all. How'd he know me? Oh because he asked he asked who I was selling it to and I told
him it was this kid named Jimmy. Why? How did he know? I called him after I spoke to you. No no no
even before that even before you showed up you said yeah well hey hold on I'm talking
What did I say you speak with spoken to a white?
We sin
In the van yeah in the van in the van you said why do you want to buy this?
Why did you say that?
Because he said that he knew who Jimmy was the guy that he got his shit from
Take your helmet off mr. Or
Yeah, I don't know you why'd you say you get your shit from me?
because I didn't say I'd get my shit from you.
You didn't say that.
What'd you say then?
I said I got my shit from someone.
Who'd you get it from?
Me.
Yeah.
Alright.
So then let me ask you, Joey.
Yeah.
How do you know that I gave this shit to Joey?
I mean, it's your turf.
You're the only one that I know sells cocaine.
What do you mean?
No one else in this city has a turd. As far as I know, we're on it.
Hey, Gary, did you tell this guy where you're getting it from?
I don't think so, no.
No, he did not.
I just said I got him getting it from someone.
Have I met you before, Mr. Jimmy?
I don't know.
So how do you know my name, Mr.
Because this guy knows your name?
Okay, hold on.
Oh yeah, he said your name is Jimmy.
wait but how did you know how did you know that i got this stuff i mean i put two and two together
oh is that right yeah sounds like a walkie guess it probably is yeah yeah i never i never name
dropped you to me all right all right everyone will wax will wax you might get in this shit
what's up you might get in this shit i like getting this shit yeah i like getting this shit
How I how much you got weft I only got fucking five baggies. How I hand it over mr.
This is a shakedown
No, this isn't a shakedown listen Gary you never told him that you work at the casino
You never told him to not sell at the casino
No, I know I thought so after
No, I forgot to tell him
You speak and spoke it to me, Mr.
Did it sound like you fucked up?
I did, I did fucked up.
Alright.
Then I gotta punish you.
Alright.
Jerry works for me now, I'm taking you guy.
He works to work with me.
Alright.
Sound fair?
Yeah, sounds fair.
Give me your number.
There's my number, guys.
Alright, get the heck out of here, Mr.
Call you soon.
Hey, listen.
$3800
Is that your price?
That's why
Shit, I bought it from Gary for $700
Well, yeah, because it's down the ladder
Goddamn
That's how business works, Mr.Wolf
That is how business works
Trust me, guys, I'm in the weed business
I know how that shit works
Oh, yeah, you're the dispensary man
I am the dispensary man
The dispensary man
Oh, I have the money, I'll call you soon with the location
All right, sounds good.
All right, gather round.
I don't trust Jerry.
Uh, Jerry's a good guy.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, I know him pretty well.
Oh, do you?
Yeah, he's been, uh, you know, I told him to keep his mouth shut.
Don't tell him anyone who he's getting it from.
I never told him who I was getting it from.
How long, you know, how long, you know, Jerry?
Uh, the booth I worked out at the market, we always worked next to each other,
each other so I've known him for a few months now. What about you? I actually work with Jerry as well.
I work at the same place he works at. Yeah, how long I've known him? I've known him for a few months.
How attached are you, Mr. O? You know what? I mean, I don't really care. He's just
some guy I work with really. I don't get attached really. Well, let me ask you,
Gary would you rather work with Joey or work with me?
I'd rather work with you.
I want Gary taken out.
Wait, me?
You want Gary taken out?
I want Joey taken out.
I'm getting the names mixed up.
I'm fourteen.
Yeah, and Jerry Gary, yeah, I can see the mistake.
Why do you want Jerry taken out?
I don't trust him.
I'll tell you why.
He's putting two and two together and he put him much in still we said, wait
a minute.
Jimmy has the stuff, he has access to it.
I don't like that he easily said that.
Why don't we give him one more chance?
So, can I say something?
No, see, yes or no.
If you don't like it, you can walk right now.
All right, then I guess everyone of you is in a queance.
Ha, ha, ha.
Gotta take Jerry out.
We gotta take Jerry out.
why don't we just give him a little beating we don't need to shoot him or
anything yeah we do all right you talk too easily I don't like that you want
someone you want someone you told you to talk that easy gay we huh you want to
go to no no no time out no I don't want to go to time out what about you
quickly you want to go to time out I don't want that time man I don't want
go to time out now we don't want you going to time out you can't go to time
out all right then we're gonna do it you two are gonna do it all right what's
the Gary you got a plan listen we do this quick it and then you will place
Jerry you understand Gary yeah you give quick it you give quick it Gary's
place how's that sound quick it promotion time sounds good to me yeah you okay with that yeah
Hawaii I tell you what to besides this little mix up you've been doing doing pretty good Gary
I'm gonna get you a better place too okay all right yeah sounds good Hawaii don't worry uh
From here on out, I'll uh...
Yeah, you better tighten that shit up, Gary!
Yeah, yeah, I'll be a little more clear with the stipulations on the uh...
No casino.
No casino, no going lower than 500, and no fucking talking about who you're getting it from.
That's why...
What's getting the call?
They do talk, we threaten them.
We threaten them before they even talk.
We don't have to do that!
Just make it clear, and then if they step out of one, then we handle it!
Yep, yep, exactly.
Oh, why, let's go get some food.
I'm hungry.
Tindies!
Ha!
I'll verify.
I need food in real life.
Some chicken tindies?
All right, how about my treat?
OK.
Tendies for everyone.
We're going to Burger Shop, right?
You OK with that, Jimmy?
Or do you just want the gas station?
Do you really want my gas station shift, though?
No, no.
We don't want them egg salad sangies.
They shit.
Yeah, you got worms.
Cool, yeah.
They're shit.
Ooh, good save.
God damn.
You guys all right?
Yeah, yeah.
That was looking pretty ugly.
Gary, initially met on better terms.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, we can, it's all up for me.
You mind giving me my gun back?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got you.
Thank you.
Just don't do anything stupid, all right?
yeah of course
uh... you're gonna have to grab some of the bandages of the globe
okay
uh...
i mean you could take one
alright thanks
i'm gonna have to grab like three of them to put that in there
take five yeah it isn't
it's in the globe box
alright thank you
thanks for being cooperative
i didn't really
now
hey sorry snow you're gonna have to pick a new name for your cop character
for the burgies yeah
i decided jackie snow was a cooler coke dealer man than a cop
well copper kind of decided it
jesus
i've never do gang rp but that was amazing
now i'm actually enjoying gambit gambit kid because i'm
able to showcase to you guys how i like to do high crime rp
but i don't know i really like high crime rp a lot i just feel like it
It gets really oh see personal a lot like
You want to get food mistrust yeah
Yeah, we're gonna get you a happy now. You're hungry
Yeah, I'm on tendies. Oh, yeah, we're gonna find some tendies
Yeah, kind of snow
Jack origin a little bit a little bit. Hey, Mr.
Hey, Mr.
Man if these guys go along with it, it's gonna be some good fucking RP
We'll see.
He's now!
Where's she?
Teddy's now!
Please stop screaming.
I'm here!
Teddy's now on Hubby!
No, okay.
This is Burger Shot.
We only sell burgers.
Okay.
Can you please?
My mommy's tab?
I got it I got it for him.
Hey, Mr. Wolf!
Yeah, you got it.
Alright, it's on the tray.
Alright, I'll get...
Alright, where's my toy?
Let me get a...
I'll get a murder meal, I'll give you the toy,
and then whatever this guy wants as well.
Um, can you give me...
Can you give me three rem jobs, please?
I use my thighs.
Yeah, what you let me see what you what your numbers like in pink you
My number is 882
Hey, wait, can we have please talk to this man, please 30 Kingo with the new police. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you, ma'am
How are you remember the price?
Yeah, what is it?
The price is
Yeah
my
Pink number is 882. No, I
I have the money and be ready.
A little bit.
Business investment.
They can.
Can one of you guys drive?
They need to go along with it to one earnably.
Get the cocaine whitelist when you perm on.
You going back to the casino, Jimmy?
We've got to go do this deal.
You know?
Get you to do the apartments.
Your apartment or the apartments?
The apartments.
Yeah, I like a.
I really like crime shows.
I was talking today.
I feel like that, like, there's so much superior stuff
that's so saturated.
What was on this thing?
Clothes.
Soda looks at me, and she says, I feel like there's
a saturation of-
Oh, man, this thing drives really good.
Like crime shows.
That back door won't shut, and it's pissing me right off.
I've never been so- I was like, what the?
What did you do?
Let's just broken on this thing. This is yours though. Both right? No
Superheroes way worse
There's way more. It's not yours
Windows the last time there was like a good crime. It's not biggie. No, no, it's my it's my
Like like good mind on her not like cereal
Sopranos in the wire and shit
Better call Saul. Yeah, better call Saul is pretty good. Yeah, so fuck
What are we going to do?
Yeah, Eric. Is that good?
The Irishman? That's what Gassie said, but that shit was like four years ago.
Nargos? Also, that shit was like four years ago.
Alright, shit. Maybe she's right.
Hey, you need a bandage.
Come on, Mr. One. Come on, Mr. One.
You cryin' myself? You don't make sure about it?
I'm thinkin' about not paying my taxes next year.
I finally did my fucking taxes last weekend like actually like real this time
Is that crazy?
Tax evasion? I mean Wesley Snipes is doing okay. Oh my god
Oh because I made him give up the coke. You say three hot dogs and a bowl of chili bro
I don't give a fuck what anyone says. I'd like dude. Sonic's chili dogs. I think are good. I
Like them a lot. They're like my they're one of my guilty like that in gas station hot dogs. I like that shit
Gary owes me I think Gary and I are a square.
Alright, so where to now?
Alright, go there, that's what we're gonna do it.
You guys ready?
Ready as I'll ever be.
Why don't you go back to the apartment actually?
Yeah, I think you were telling me that, Eric.
Costco's hot dogs? Bro.
Costco's has the fucking chicken bakes, though,
and those are fucking fire.
Fuck you! Tell me why back!
Those are really good.
Any about gas station hot dogs,
as you don't know how long they've been there?
Brother if I'm going into a gas station to get a hot dog. It's 5 a.m. And I'm wasted okay
The last thing on my mind is how long they've been there
I have a wicked bad headache right now. I have food and I'm pounding me. Oh, you want your toy?
Yeah
You know what it is. I
Got a little drunk earlier just a little bit and then I took a nap
That should always fucking gets me why I don't know because we were at a park. Would you get anything good?
Yeah
Nice
Yeah, what's up Jerry? Yeah, I'm good actually
We're good no
Well, yeah, I'm good like it was just in this understanding
Yeah, I should give you a like brother
Yeah
What do you say you want to know if I was okay like
Like if everything was okay, yeah, I want to get a second dog
But I guess you know what dog is one thing, but I feel like two dogs is a fucking commitment
I feel like the dynamic just changes completely
It was shooting them
We need to get in and out as quick as fucking possible. We don't need any of us getting snacked up by the uh by the cops
yeah hey so never mind what I was just gonna ask if we're doing it here yeah
go into the middle of the alley and take a breath fuck here we back up a little bit
back up okay here's good oh I'm whistling up he's gonna give the
money to me and then I'm gonna tell him that the junk's in that wet thing
over there when he walks over there and we just in there to get it that's
when you guys put the guns on them all right all right and then we'll have a talk all right
so we're gonna talk to her first and then we'll kill them all right you do this for me masters
and you move up the ladder and you get a better cut all right this is a torture for both of you
should i stay out of the uh yeah where we're gonna hide gary right
right?
Because he's going to think something's up if it's just if he sees me there, right?
If you guys want you can just walk across the street and then wall in.
Alright.
Now there you go.
Alright, something.
If he lies good with other animals, I'll go for a cat.
Since once you have a dog.
I'm allergic to cats.
That's simple enough to have as a second pet.
Oh, that was close.
8-8-2.
What's something in here for you?
Motivation for you to do the job.
I got coffee for the kids.
What the fuck happened to Jimmy?
Otto's his dad.
Otto spent pretty much all of yesterday telling us
how we need to be more
tough
as local. She's standing there suspiciously.
How do you, Weedy?
Hey, uh, are we leaving Amir? Or do you want to dump him?
We're gonna leave Amir.
Alright. Sounds good.
Jimmy. Yeah.
We have to dump Jerry.
No.
No, we have to. That's my manager.
He just goes to the house.
No manager now.
Yeah, but I work for White Widow.
Not anymore, you don't.
Right now you work for Jackie Snow.
We can't we can't dump him.
You want to work at a dead end
White Widow dispensary for the West or your wife?
Or do you want to be about or something huge?
I mean, you're getting on the ground for this.
I'm giving you a good opportunity here.
All right. All right.
All right, man. I'll talk to you soon.
Now I for the next day.
I don't think so I think we I think this is gonna run for a while honestly the way it's set up right now
I think we had a at least another month or two of RP
And then perma yeah, but I mean these two could make a lot of money in the meantime, you know what I mean
I mean, it's a good opportunity for a man because like I said even like you know OOC
I don't want to do anything with existing gangs
It's nothing against them. I just I would just I want to give guys like this a shot
You know to like build something
Nicole tell you oh see how far he wants to take this
You know cool, and I are usually on the same wavelength when it comes to RP
So I'm not I'm not really too. I'm sure he'll you know
He'll be down for whatever as long as it makes sense, you know, I mean I don't like to script shit
this guy wants to dump them I feel this guy is good this crooked guy is good
but he's got a bit to learn like yo dude we're shooting this guy in the head
you're not gonna work for him anymore I thought that was pretty fucking clear
here what we're doing he doesn't know how big my connection is really I mean
it seems like based on the conversation at the docks you could assume
that Jimmy's pretty fucking high up you know if he's just worried about the
guys snitchin fuck it if he snitches he snitches I already took all his fucking
coke he doesn't even have anything to prove it and it's not like we're gonna
fuck with him anymore I don't like dumping people
hey what's up mr. one Jackie snow
I did some graffiti on the wall. Isn't that kind of cool?
Yeah, that's wicked, yeah.
Sorry about the whole thing with Gary. He's kind of stupid, I think.
Yeah, I think he does relays, and that's why you're stupid.
Yeah. All right.
You like to move this shit, huh? It moves pretty quick, huh?
Yeah, it does move pretty quick, surprisingly.
Yeah.
Who's the event?
Just some backup just in case you know, you know, I got you I didn't know how she can get
Yeah
Yeah, you're about to learn how shit get real quick. Mr. Put guns on this loose whip motherfucker
What the fuck? Yeah, that's why mister you think you can go around throwing my name out there like it's nothing, huh?
I didn't
Know I was not the one that threw your name out there. Oh, yeah, is that way?
yeah that is right that's what you said you said you you put two and two
together mr. and then you said to him oh but he already has a connection to the
g-fuel why would he want some you said that mr. the white yeah that's why that
white quick it that's yeah that's right yes or no cricket yeah yeah yeah he told
me that he you're the guy that your supplier gets his supply from yeah well
that's what I'm saying you put my you put my name on the street like that that
I got a supply didn't you then what did you say all I said was that I got a
guy that can give you code that guy is this one right here and then how did
My name get wept up in there. I have no fucking idea. I don't know. Quick. What do you think?
I mean, I just I told him innocent Jimmy kid from the casino. So then then what did he say?
And he said oh, that's well, he asked me why am I selling it to the guy that?
He gets that his guy gets his coat. You say that mr
So then yeah, you put my name out there
Sorry Mr. Wolf. Wolf sweeps in this business. Ain't a good thing. Tighten them up boys.
Shoot them. Shoot them. Shoot them. Shoot this wolf with Wolf Sweep motherfucker. The boys,
we all don't want to go to time out. No wolf for Wolf Sweeps in this business.
Jerry please shoot him now
Gary
I'm begging you
Jerry, I'm sorry
Jerry please think of all the good times. Yeah
Think of how much money we can make we're gonna be huge together
All you got to do is tie up this one. We'll send
There will be a business together for a while and make so much money, please
Not loose and it's a easy choice mister body this guy's a yapper
I don't know if he is Jimmy what do you mean he just admitted to yapping
yeah but I'm a I'm a coworker Jimmy come on like I was asking about it
Jimmy put your fucking hands up Jimmy put your fucking hands up Jimmy
how about this we'll just all walk away from this I don't even have a gun
I don't know Jerry you could put your hands down Jerry
Look Jerry
Jerry may not be the nicest guy
But I like Jerry
He's not worth he's not worth shooting on this. I was talking a little about you know
Give me some stuff and he told me that he could help me out. All right. Oh wait
Fine, then you don't want to be involved. Why didn't you just say that?
We'll just walk away from it. It's not a big deal. We'll forget this all ever happened
Gary what do you think Gary?
Listen, I don't want Jerry. I don't want to shoot Jerry. I don't want to fucking die
All right, fine, don't shoot Jerry. We'll just walk away from it like it never happened
Well, I still want to gamble at the casino god damn it
How would I care if you get why would I not want you to gamble?
Well, that's it's your turf, you know, you know
You can get but I'm not gonna sell you any more G fuel
listen Jimmy, I think
Honestly, this is a really awkward situation, but I'm gonna put you an idea
I think I could be a really good asset for you
All right. Oh, yeah, I really want to do business with everyone after this
I don't want to shoot you.
I don't want to shoot anyone.
I don't want anyone to get shot.
This is a situation for me.
I don't want to die.
I really don't think he's out to get anyone in this situation.
I don't think everyone thinks I'm a serial killer.
I don't think you're a serial killer,
but I also don't think you're a serial killer.
That's okay. That's okay.
I think it was an accident, Jimmy.
I think it was my lack of confidence.
I don't think you're a serial killer.
I think it was my lack of clarification to begin with
and I think we can, like you said, tighten up the ship. I don't know if it has to resort to us shooting.
The only one that knows about any of this is fucking this guy right here.
Don't wait. Fine. Whatever. You can put your hands down, Jimmy.
Whoa, I'm glad we could clear it up. Bye, mistos.
They're so fucked. Nah. Nope. I'll just cut them off.
Yeah, yeah. We'll just cut them off.
there's no like there's no point in just like also I don't think Jimmy would
just be like wow they need to die I think you just be like all right you
know yeah it's simple yeah it's simple just cut them off I mean what is
shooting I'm gonna do all right Gary I know dude Gary really man send a
message I don't think it needs to be like that you like Gary to yeah but the
red flags were there you notice how Gary just kind of knew everyone I mean it's
fine it's just it's just how shit goes man like you know they had a choice and
they made it and now it's just it just is what it is you know fuck man that was
good RP ah that would have been good oh well we can get it with someone else
damn yeah man throwing away the co-connected beef to work at the
dispensary that's crazy oh shit that's what they want to do the problem is they
want their cake and you know they want to have their cake and eat it too
they're looking for me I know I feel like they're gonna fucking ocean down me
you were stabbing people for 500 bucks why would Jimmy let people cross him
after name crossing that was a little different that was junky arc not king
when our chips his phone scoffed no it's literally just no one's answering
fuck it let's just call a taxi I guess sure you think about what I said
I need a taxi now mr. it's an emergency all right I'll be right with you where
What you think 5 8 4 you get there?
All right, I'll be right there.
Hello, this is the police. We got reports of three dudes in a van hunting a kid around the warehouse district at 12 a.m.
Have you seen anything?
Oh shit, they're looking.
If they got the masks on and guns out, that's how we know that we're fucked.
oh yeah they're looking oh they are looking how they're looking hello hey you
gotta get here man lay on the horn when you get here okay I'm going the fastest
I can all right you should be taxed I cannot go that fast all right thank you
mister just wait just wait on the way okay I'm in a yellow shirt all right
all right okay oh they're looking they're bad fast yeah they're
trying to ocean dump me and fucking buy more coke after they do it are they
hunting oh they are looking shit boy they are looking
you gotta get a call mr.
I can't, I don't have anything to get caught with.
Dude, while this is bad, I might just call the cops.
You don't do my things here, right?
I need an exciting fight!
But if I stitch on them, they'll fucking stitch on me.
You want them to fucking cheat on you, right?
You don't know what I'm gonna do.
Are you in a car?
This is bad.
Could I maybe file a run across-
I need to pick up White now!
Okay, pick up Casino.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not at the Casino.
What's your ping?
Um, 8-7-4.
All right, are you in the twerk?
No, we're in a car. Do I need my truck? I can get it. Oh, I'd you get that?
Hey listen, all right. Yeah, man down there. I gave I gave him my gun
He's going to protect you. I'm running across the street getting a repair kit. All right. Okay, miss cool
All right, you better be fucking worth it. Okay. What happened? What do you mean these some guys pulled up on you?
There was a mysterious man pulled up. I think he saw me have a gun and he drove away. Was he in a black van?
not a black van but like black sports car
oh okay just be careful all right he'll predict
dude all right so it's not really those motherfuckers were hunting though
dude these other mother they were hunting 100%
right okay now everyone's done
yeah they were gonna fucking ocean dump me and try to buy more coke like shit's fucking cool
want that connect yeah they realized they fucked up oh dude
I can't believe they didn't shoot the power of friendship wins, chef.
That's okay.
It works out.
I think that was like a good, like, uh, like vetting process, you know?
We want some people that were cutthroat.
We want that kind of shit.
Little dude! Little dude!
Yeah?
We're gonna get you down there!
Hold on, I gotta win on this AC!
Okay, alright.
Yeah, we're gonna have to have a conversation.
Alright.
So, can you write a casino for me?
Can't talk, huh?
I don't know. I'm not too hot on on ocean dumping. It's weird. Yeah, it's just kind of weird.
Make sense
I'm gonna be honest I used to really not I used to be super against
I used to be super against okay, so
New life rule which is what that is right
And I used to be super against that I thought was kind of lame
But now that I've seen it play out and I've seen how people abuse it
I do agree that it is that sometimes it's bad for story
Keys and keys, but you know
Don't have to eat is that thing because you can
It's not against the rules
And you don't like it you can fucking call me
Mom, do you got ocean dump?
Yeah, I didn't want an ocean dumper.
No, I don't.
No, don't.
You need another joint?
I'm against that shit.
Like not fully.
I think that it does have its place sometimes.
I didn't want her to be ocean up there at all, no.
I kind of thought it was at first.
Was it?
I don't think it was white beer.
And I barely turn this car flipped immediately.
As far as alright, I think it's sewage.
Cause like, what's the volume here?
I dunno.
You can see that fucking great car.
Well, it would be like really light shit.
Damn man.
Because our DD...
Oh, kid.
Hey kid, you alright?
The conversation.
Oh god, okay.
Across the street in the apartments.
Is it where you shot me in the back of the back?
Yeah, I live there.
Oh, I need you over there.
We'll save him some kid and some shit. What up, Alan?
Well, damn.
We're down a... God damn, we're down a good goon.
That's unfortunate.
That fucking sucks.
Yeah, Gary. Gary was a good goon.
Thank God he didn't... I don't think he owes me money.
I think he already paid for the re-up.
It's hard to find good goons.
Down in the fore, sir.
Yeah.
Still owes money. I don't think he does.
You need weed, doc?
Oh, wait, I do have first aid here.
Yo Jimmy, what's up kid good good good good are you in stock?
Yeah, who is this again? Yo, this is Liam bro. Oh, oh, I
Okay, all right, you should I feel like I'm a repeat customer
So actually I got like some people that also want to buy some so
Let me let me hit a headcount. Yeah, who wants some
Yeah, some guy named
Z and
I think it's gonna be like two or three bags
Yeah, yeah two or three bags
All right, let me call you back. All right, bro. Let me know let me know. Oh, I listen up. I
Can see if you got I can give you guys money for the pickup or I can give you an opportunity
Well, take an opportunity.
Alright, then I'll take $3800.
What are you just saying?
Opportunity, we don't even know what this shit's happening.
Because that equals more money, I bet.
Yeah.
But he's a- oh, okay.
How much money y'all got on you?
Just give me all the money you have, and I'll just
distribute it later.
Listen, I'll give you guys five minutes
to get it together, because I gotta go get some stuff anyways.
Meet me back here in, like, ten minutes, okay?
Alright.
Bye-bye.
Sheee!
57 bucks
Who guys addicted good RP though good RP with Gary and stuff
It didn't go quite the way I wanted it
But uh, hey man, that's how that's how it is sometimes still good
Still good. He knows where I live. I
Mean, yeah, that's I mean, I'm having that be my base of operation like intentionally, you know
It's kind of hard to RP when someone's doing dead drops in a random location every time and they're fully messed up while they're doing it.
A lot of people don't understand it.
Like the best RP comes from when you put yourself in vulnerable positions.
Like, bro, being a criminal mastermind that never gets caught is fucking easy, dude.
It's actually so fucking easy.
It's not hard.
Like, it's really not hard to be a criminal mastermind, I promise.
But it's fucking boring.
it's so fucking boring dude like every great character is like has some sort of vulnerability
you know what i mean this is just makes it fun i mean it's just like storytelling 101
hello hey kid you're right yeah i'm okay mr all right so we have to get the heck out of there
yeah i'm sorry i had to weave it wasn't the mortisee they don't worry about it all right you fucking
uh it's something like a crazy situation i understand all right yeah that's true
You had a good one. If you didn't ever need a ride, just call me back, all right?
Okay, thanks, Mistool.
All right, see you.
If I could ocean up now, will I forget? No, that situation's over. We got out of there.
That, that, that situation's over. I think everyone could agree with that, right?
I mean, we got out of there, man.
This shit's done and dusted.
Man, I really like, I really like having Gary as a goon, too.
Damn, I'm a little heartbroken.
I really wanted that to go different, man.
I really I really dude. I really wanted to build a crew with Gary. I
Really?
I really thought that I was gonna build a crew with Gary. I really fucking did I honestly
I genuinely did I thought that I was gonna build a crew with Gary Gary
Damn, man, I guess that's what makes it good though, you know
The twists make it good
Pull like 30 bags
Yeah, it's kind of a lot
Yeah, fuck it. We got to pull out. We got to pull out 15 anyways
What's 15 more?
Talked about a five minutes. Oh, I know man. That makes it good though
Really good first that conflict. Yeah
I'm sorry, I'm in a wash. I'm sorry mister. I'm sorry
There's loves and Jimmy Eclapsed I'm getting rid of myself. No, I think it's over. I think it's over
I think it just has to be done. I think that's it, right?
that's it it's just done I think you have to end it yeah yeah that's it we'll see
who knows yeah trust is gone you want to do it that's okay I mean I don't know
man like I said I think that's what makes it good I mean that is what makes it
good right it's unexpected shit still though give it up only co-connected
the city for friendship. Hey, I'm okay. Thanks, Mr. Make a crew with my bodyguard scruffy.
Yeah, scruffy's good. I don't think he plays that much, though. Am I the only coke guy?
Bro, I'm literally the only coke guy. I think it would be cool though if there was another
conductor when we start getting a little more established or even now. He has bad
That's the only problem with like how I RP and you know wanting to RP with people that you don't really see is a lot of times
They have better or they have bad prior. I want competition of course dude
Season three of the wire yo
Jimmy vs. Timmy
Yeah, ask if I won't conflict of course it is wire a crime show or a cop show
Is it pretentious wire fan? I would say it's more of a show about people and society
But a normie would say both
It's a show about the system sociology. Yeah, it's a sociology. So
Come on. How do we do business up you?
All right, we can push them a little bit they have
Hey mom, yeah
I'm good, I got promoted at work and I just, I have a weird addiction to G Fuel now.
One of my friends don't want to play with me anymore.
Aww.
Yeah, well so I'm sad.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Is there anything you need me to do?
No, it's okay mommy.
Okay, I'll give you-
Want some more G Fuel?
I had a friend that wants to try G Fuel.
I told me I had a hashtag auto hashtag casino.
Yeah, that's cool
Alright, well, I'll pass your number one to some other G fuel distributors
punks
I got a good opportunity here for you. Okay. Give me the 3800 point here. Take this
I'm whisting up. There's some walls. Okay
World number one
You don't sell at the casino
Understand not in the parking lot not in the building nothing not on the property at all
number two you don't sell it for Western 500 I don't care how much you sell for
but you don't sell for Western 500 not ever I don't care if it's in bulk nothing
I don't want you to mess up my market okay all right in world number three
there's always more just letting you know I sold what you gave me yesterday
for $7,000 in like two minutes more than if that's what you can do then
that's what you can do as long as I get my 3800 I don't care how much
you make you understand all right sounds good call you would we want this shit
then yeah and I feel like that I shouldn't even have to say this but
don't say who you got it from ever oh of course Hawaii many more questions just
so we're all queer no we all got any questions now I listen up I need you
to sell some to my doctor mom okay and the game yeah doctor mom and all she's
my mom when we charge away 100 okay okay all right
Bye!
Bye, Croatia.
Guys!
Bye!
If you love.
Hello!
Sorry, wrong number.
Alright.
Yeah, doctor addicted to coke, too.
Who's been waiting the longest?
Chips?
Chips.
Chips has been waiting the longest.
Good thing.
Hello?
Hey, you want some more?
You know where I live?
You remember where I live?
Where you live?
I get my minutes.
I'm in these apartments across the street from the casino.
Well, luckily enough the casino apartment, so I'm not that far away. Yeah, it's like across the street from there's like a
Repair shop it works like with my bike goes standing out front of it. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm running
Okay
Scotty that guy's pretty cool
Hey, Mr. Oh, how I how many you want, Mr. Oh, everything.
How much money you got, Mr. Oh, a thousand.
All right, I'll get you two.
You that's it. That's it, Mr. Oh, OK.
Sure thing. I tell you what, though, Mr. Oh, what's that?
If you want, I can give you four and then you can sell the other two
for whatever you want.
i sell for 500 but you could probably sell for more Mr Oh yeah shut thing i will definitely sell it
you can trust me how are you gonna owe me a thousand dollars though Mr yeah shut thing you could
how i give me the thousand okay here we go you ready yeah
Yeah.
Shit.
Couple one?
Yeah. Why are they so dirty?
That's what I can find.
There's a two dollar bill I found.
Oh wow, what's that?
I don't know, I think they stopped making them.
Why mister? You're gonna bring me my thousand, why?
Uh huh, you've got it.
I won't say Jimmy, I think I have cops after me.
me what uh-huh well don't tell him about this it's a we go what do you think you
have cops after you not because of this stuff well don't tell him keep you as a
wiggle miss well shut thing thanks how I will be in contact soon Jimmy all right
nice to see you okay bye am I am I tripping or something I gave I took
out 30 how do I have five left hello you need some more stuff yeah actually I
need to pay you back I didn't pay you for the for the stuff
oh why yeah that's cool how many you need
shit huh it's fine you got you got five more I just want 50,000 on the
Well I'm feeling good, I'm on 10.
Yeah I'm on f***ing 10.
Alright, come on over.
Alright, can I bring, can I bring the chips?
Chips just came from here.
Oh, can I bring them again?
Yeah.
Alright, in the same place?
Yeah.
Alright, I'll be right there shortly.
I'll see how he does with this.
I don't know, fuck it, maybe we'll...
I'm gonna mind offer him a blue guy.
Oh, I think they're just crack heads.
I don't know if they would lean into this guy.
I mean, maybe they might. I think they're just crack heads, though.
You know, I have too many people to sell.
Well, fuck, I just lost Gary, man.
Fuckin' lost, uh...
I lost Gary.
Gary was dope.
We'll see.
G Fuel changed you.
What? What's this fucking crack?
Oh, I feel good.
Alright, I'm ready.
You know how many you can buy?
I'm not sure.
Should I get more?
It's quite a little 50,000.
Okay, I'll go ahead.
Hey, what's going on, blue guy?
Oh, I feel good. I feel good.
Oh, you went to sleep, I think, unfortunately.
I think you like this stuff, though.
Yeah.
Oh goodness, I'm gonna go win 50 more, okay?
With the stuff you got, you got the stuff.
Yeah, I got the stuff, you got the money.
Yeah, I got the money, how much do you need that?
How much did you want, Mr. O?
You said you wanted 10?
There you go.
That was a turbo spin right there.
Turbo spin, turbo spin.
Oh, there you go, Mr. O.
Jeez!
Got this fucking tongue as you're gonna, O-D.
Hey, Jim, it's like a lot of good for you.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, a gift for me, yes.
Please, give me your gift.
yeah I don't have any on me I wish I did
what is this? what happened to those four that you just bought?
what?
I'm so fucking ready I'm gonna go win them
I'm gonna go win 50 more fans
Oh good luck Mr. Wolf
well I don't need no cash
I would have all the
Oh yeah
fucking coca-cats
Well, that's good.
Where do you just sell it, kid?
This time, Mr. Oh?
Oh.
Yeah, I sell glue at the pier.
Actually, I'm going to start selling some G-Fuel at the pier, too.
You want to see what it looks like? I can send you a picture.
If you want to sell my G-Fuel, I mean, you can sell that if you want, Mr. Oh.
No, I want this.
I want it.
You don't want to sell it? You just want to do it?
yo what up what up kid yeah yeah my buddy still wants some are you at the
at the wheel no no we're not doing this at the casino anymore okay all right all
right you know I'll see you to my home to your house
from the casino it's an apartment building with the windows look like
boards well they windows are like boards okay from this like there's like some
bike was hanging out it's like a repair shop oh I think I know the place kind of
like down the road from yeah yeah yeah come alone can I bring my buddy that
wants it or what's his name Zino Z come alone all right dog I got you
How are you?
Yo, what's the uh, what's uh, what's it looking like right now?
How much money you got, Miss Tor?
Uh, you know, I'm really trying to kick the habit, you know, this guy just uh,
was just kind of curious, so uh...
Oh yeah, for your friend, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's definitely not for me.
Oh, I mean it's 500, Miss Tor.
All right, bro, uh, sounds good, sounds good.
I'll call you in like, uh, do you need me like pronto or can we, can we?
I mean, sooner the better, I got stuff I got to do.
Right, right, right. Okay, uh, all right. Uh, call you right back.
How are you?
Hi, everybody.
Oh, man, this is, this is, I don't like the sound of this shit.
That shit doesn't sound great, huh?
Hey, Jackie Snow.
What's going on, mister?
Uh, nothing much, nothing much.
Yeah, my money...
I actually will have it by the end of today, probably.
Why you call me without my money, mister?
Well, I just kind of gave you a call so you were awake.
Yeah, I'm awake.
of course i'm awake all right all right i get any more g fuel than uh i don't know you got my money
mister i will i'll have your money i'll have your money you want some g fuel uh yeah i'll like
some g fuel you got money for g fuel but you don't have money to pay me back i mean i was as
kind as going to kill two birds and one stone you feel me like uh you know pay off the loan
and buy some g fuel look like a joke to you mister i mean how much you're gonna bring me huh
I
Mean how much does she feel?
500 a bag I
Don't have a car I bring you like 31,000 just take two more bags. Oh, I eat sounds goodness. Oh
All right, do you know?
You know how the you like you put the G fuel in like five grand bags
You put just like I mean each
Do you know if you can put them in like ten grams? They just won't bag
You don't know
I mean I mean you don't want to put some in the bag so I don't know if you can do that or not so see you
All right, well if you can put them in you know just one one bag 10 grams, so I'll take that I'll just take two five grams
All right, I'll give you a call later
Good hour hour and a half
Peace
cool fan are what the fuck is it this is what's money says got paid there's a
lot of good no shit this is funny okay
yeah this is funny hey jack is now one question you know why are you giving up
the G feeling you need like a little protection we mean protection like I
know like like a weapon to defend yourself maybe or something like it
least on the big I guess maybe I don't know she's interested like like an
Uzi or something back then I don't know why you want to protect me huh you want
to work this one no I mean I mean I'm just wondering just want some some tool
to protect yourself like you know dealing with G fuel I tell you what you
got an Uzi mister all right I have many Uzi's and back ends however you need
watch you pick one up all right everyone know when I'm gonna be up alone come now
you work for me now mr. I just I just lost a goon I need another one oh shit
I'm kind of busy right now they just dropped one up I guess you don't want a
job I mean I dropped one off of I'm the middle something so I might so I might
sleep all right now never mind just give me my money all right all right you
of it.
Oh, damn, man, extra sauce.
Extra sauce now.
We're on Liam, who's also taking a really long time.
Probably a gang if he has that kind of, yeah.
Probably.
Probably a gang.
The blocks are probably unerotically my new goons.
Yeah, I know, but I'm already are being with them.
And I'm down to like hook them up with Coke and shit, but I still, I kinda like to
build my own crew, you know.
What does that have to say?
Man, I'm gonna be honest, uh...
Fucking voice-meters. Just keeps crashing today.
What's this? Update it?
Yeah, probably should.
It's so hot. This guy's so hot.
I would suck his balls.
What the fuck?
Oh, yeah.
What the fuck is this guy doing?
I'm getting- I'm getting sus to this guy.
Dude, Liam is sus.
So this is Dominic got him too, man. Things are getting a little suspicious
Too bad Jimmy's 14 and doesn't really know
Yo, what up? What you at, Mr?
I'm leaving PDM right now. Oh, I
All right, I'll be there shortly. Let's have Jimmy start his own
CPS child protective services
What like we like we protect children
this guy was at the casino then went to PDM wait this guy snitching wait this
guy's actually snitching he was like I was at the casino and now he's coming
from PDM he's actually snitching he he actually is we're about to get fucked
yeah we're but we're actually about to get fucked go over the road
we're 14 the character wouldn't know damn they could get some good shots from
these mountains too do you realize no he won it you gotta get caught one
before you wise up to that shit you know it's kind of how it works how long
he's sit there though I would have 14 year old know he's about to get wrangled
two sirens that doesn't sound good three sirens that doesn't sound good well
that's probably just chase actually thinking cops care well some cops
might be trying to give me a taste of my own medicine nobody snitches that's
true no one does yeah this guy's taking way too long I mean they're just
getting straight up set up it's probably more likely a set up what's
cash is on me trust the gut feeling yeah this is more fun therapy although
Jesus Christ this is taking a long time he said he was leaving PDM and coming
here I might yeah I might just leave because at this point dude it's been so
long way across three I'm just gonna go gamble you kid even if it wasn't so it's
one arm or something you know what's up what's going on no I was just hiding that
what you need like you're gonna walk over to your house or do you want to yeah
it took so why'd you take so long dude they fucking ditched me a PDM I didn't
call my homie to come get me I just rented there and get cashed and I'm
I do apologize. What's this guy? I have no idea. Hey, what's up?
No, I'm going to hide and see. Oh, we're not walking the casino. Oh
You're really getting my spot away
Yo, Missy, thank you so much for the tad appreciate that. Are you guys walking the casino? No, I heard
What?
Yeah.
His name is Scotty Turner.
Oh, why?
I'm a comic book writer and I'm trying to find superheroes and supervillains.
Because I know there's real ones here in real life.
Yeah.
That's probably true.
Oh, shit.
Busy Fakes for five more days.
Hey, son, how you doing?
I missed you, mate.
Hey, dad.
Some guys here talking about wabbing the casino.
Oh, shit.
I missed you, mate.
Hey, son.
How you doing?
I missed you, mate.
Hey, dad.
Some guys here talking about wabbing the casino.
Oh, shit.
Busy Fakes for five more days.
Hey, son.
How you doing?
I missed you, mate.
Hey, dad.
what up in the casino oh shit what yeah what do you mean he's talking about robin the fucking casino
mate yeah he's in a bush with me right now i've been there in a couple minutes no way just get him
to hang around all right you want to kill him together i mean yeah i guess all right see you
see you mate. Alright. I love you. I love you dad. Make sure you rob them too. Okay.
Bye Mr. We should just stand here for five minutes. Okay. Your car deserved to be kicked.
I wish I could. Missy with five more gifted are you serious? You been waiting the park
a while? You might wait here. Yeah. How much money do you have Mr. I got a grand
Oh
I appreciate it brother
What's going on I didn't hear you
Okay
Shit
I can't drink that stuff anymore
where we it's good I know but they stopped making the flavor that I like
which people did you like it was a mango loco I got phase baby phase berry yeah
I'm not really big on the week
busy with five more gifted are you serious thank you so much oh my god solo
sub train I don't think they'll see me if I'm here though I'll get a scoop and
see who the supervillain is no 10k definitely soon please god
simple zombie thanks for the five gifted subs what are there are there
More entrances to the casino
There's a wolf
Yo, right? Thank you for the 10. Oh my god. I'm gonna make me fucking cry shit
Crap my binoculars are backwards hold on
Cruel show with five gifted are you serious?
What's happening?
Wolfie Tyler with five. Are you kidding me?
I'll with you make sure the 50 gets in what 50 what
Man what you live at the casino? Yeah, I'm up 300,000
300,000
Yeah, yeah, I'm G fuel. No from Gamble. Yeah, but I
Came here earlier and lost some money, but you need to follow somebody before I do wounds
Maybe after the Supervile
Rushmore with five gifts and thank you so fucking much. Oh my god
I'm gonna be able to shave less 50 gifted. Oh my god. What's happening?
Great. I get it. You're gonna be great a toker
Thank you for that five gifted PD back with ten
10
Riking with chat 10 chat v 10. Thank you
Crow balloons is that right?
Thank you for the five
A ya cas with five
Quicken band start crying denberry. Thank you for five. What's happening right now?
What the heck I'm gonna fucking ban this piece shit just cause killer with five
One with ten, pawing the champ, sixty four with five. What the heck is this piece of shit?
What the heck? Oh my god. What's happening right now? Dagron, thank you for the ten
gift. Is this a hype train? I'm hype. Mr. Crisp, thank you for the five. Chad with
more the team went with five cannabis life hell yeah thank you for the five
are you what 164 hype train are you serious sub train how is this not a
hype train I'm hyped and I'm trying to get trained thank you guys so much wow
And then riking with tier 2 21 months
Says three more till my two-year badge
Wait till you see that three-year badge
Thanks riking
Jinja, thank you for the five
Appreciate that
Hey, Pentus a piece of shit Pentus a cunt Hawaii. Let's go inside and spin the wheel
Okay, Doris. Is that right? Thank you for the five
Juicy box, thanks for the 50 months
Dear war any capture is annoying
Don't you owe me money me yeah
Your name mr. Shadow oh, I'm sorry you look like someone else
Yeah, there's a there's a cracker that looks like me. Yeah, I think that's a guy. Yeah, he's got like more brown hair
Yeah
That one guy demon 21 gifted
Oh my god!
Benny's, Benny's,
Gordon still here.
Torbo spins everyone?
Yeah, okay, yeah, just a little,
I just a little,
whoo-hoo, bossing, bossing on God.
Yeah, okay, okay.
Benny's, Benny's,
Gordon still here.
Go on, go on.
Yeah!
Hey, Pint is a bullshit.
What's up, what's funny today?
I'm gonna fucking ban this piece of shit.
Yo, what up?
Where's you at?
I'm inside the guy that
said he was gonna do it,
is wearing a puff-jack,
I'm gonna take him outside.
All right, bring him out of the back.
Quick.
I'm a toddler and you've been wrangled.
How about me in there?
Hey, I'm gonna show you something, come here.
Okay.
Who, me?
Does G Fuel, the stack effect, yeah, it does.
The more G Fuel you do, the more you're likely to win.
Yo, thank you for the 232 sub train.
Wow.
Man, that's bad.
My god.
Guys?
I'm so close to breaking and crying this community
Missy with five more gifted keep it at going TJ with ten
That's fun mist was
Randy characters annoying his fucking Jordan
That's the guy I don't know this guy is he just followed us out here
you hey Pentus a piece of shit Pentus it comes my magic donate you know who's a
fucking millionaire I told you I told you we should roll the casino some
countless people in solid what's the money Jimmy yeah listen I want you to
hear me out buddy the shit that went down you have to understand you put
me you put me in a really shitty situation I don't want to shoot my
friends I don't like how fast it's escalated you know a day or two ago you're
asking me to you know buy some things and now now you're asking me to shoot
people for you you know I sometimes people can't just keep up you know I
mean it's not if it's not for you it's up for you all right well I just need to
know that your secret safe with me you know I have no intention of fucking
spreading any of this around I am just hoping we can we can snuff it out and
move on all right I had no intention to shoot my friend but also I had no
intention of fucking shooting you I didn't want it I just want it you know
can we both just move on from this or maybe we can set up a meeting and just
talk no it's okay we can just move on all right Jimmy
Oh, I appreciate good walk to you. Hey, yeah, you should
I want to fucking ban this piece of shit. We'll see what auto says though
He might see things differently
Yo, Toby keep things for the five gifted subs. Are you serious chat? We're so close. I'm not a millionaire
I'm actually not
Some other streamers are and you definitely should not donate to them. I'm not though these moment that
I'm very bad with my
Yeah
I make a hundred a month
What?
You fucking loser
He's brothers Christmas is it not
If you're fucking talking mate
If I was asking you
If I can question
Assets
I rent my house
Fuck you
You two boys can get out of here
Have an awesome one
You have a good one too sir
all right escalate i still owe money on that okay i would love to fuck you so am i
hey i got to tell you something okay i need you to tell me
how are you come on what's up how are you how are you so i had this guy named gary he was
like where we both well he is okay the good the god that had the gym you're in the
the fucking me yeah yeah yeah playing my and he was like 10k no listen you know
what let's go for a drive come with me no okay well you're gonna have to learn
all right you take me to boost cars you got any guns knives anything like
I
Think I put away from now Jesus Christ you're gonna scare people away my
Bush we don't make a mess now
I'm sorry for being stupid
Oh no, please. I can't sit up the swaths no longer.
You thought I'd get a kidney if you ground it for that one mate?
Yeah, that's true.
Oh wait, so like, you know how yesterday you were saying like I need to be tough on stuff?
Yeah.
Oh wait, so I got this guy named Gary who I sell G Fuel to, like a lot of it.
You know, because he's good at like, you know, selling it to other people and stuff, right?
Alright.
It's also like 20 scoops at a time, right?
Yeah.
over here today when I first woke up I was at the casino white and this guy
walked up and he said hey do you want to buy any jeep fuel white and I tell all
my guys that they can't sell it there you know it's off women's okay so this
guy takes me to the bathroom and he and he sells me a scoop for $800 right so I
get his number and I say okay I'll buy some waiter and I meet up with them
And then he calls the guy he gets it from and the guy he gets it from
Says he just you know straight up says oh, Jimmy that kid he has some why is he buying some off you like he has
You know he has like a stash of it and stuff, right?
Okay
All right, so it turns out that guy buys it from Gary
And I figured this other guy his name is Jerry. Hey, you know, just sounds like he's got a big mouth
Why like he's just willing to say my name
Okay, so I cut to the chase and tell me what happened, mate.
Honestly, kid, when you tell me a story, just say I met a guy fucked up on a fucking murder, and that's all I need to hear.
No, well, that's what I'm getting to. I told those two that we need to...
Stop stuttering your pussy. Tell me what you did.
I tried to get those guys to kill that guy to cut him out, but instead they decided that they didn't want to.
to so they turned the guns on me I was able to talk my way out of it though and he just
called me he was like you know we're cool and everything I don't want any issues but
you know they know everything well not everything they don't know about Bassum but they know
about me okay listen I think the best thing to do was just murder them yeah usually
how you get people to keep quiet I mean I was just gonna I was just gonna let them
go there you know their own way but if you you know if you think we should murder
one I mean you think they're gonna stitch right I think there's a is there a
possibility that they could tell the cops and fuck your life up probably not
cuz I'm just not gonna sell to them anymore I'm just gonna cut I'm just
gonna cut them all off you know since they thought then but it's you know it's
whatever you think pop auto I don't know I'm stupid and an idiot well listen
you need to make the same mistakes I did you know what I mean so we'll
find out maybe maybe you're gonna write this time Tommy maybe you did
Yeah, that's true. I am dumb, huh?
Well, sometimes everyone's born dumb. You get smarter as you grow up, mate. That's how it works.
Yeah, my name's Jimmy. My name's Jimmy.
And why are you...
The fuck is wrong with you that you keep telling me your fucking name?
Like, Grats, mate. Your fucking name's Jimmy.
That's the first time I've told you my name.
But you said it like three times in a row.
No, you said it the other day. You said it the other day as well, mate.
You said the other day you said the other day as well, mate
Okay, I'm sorry that I'm dumb
It's okay, mate
You'll grow up and you'll be smart like me one day, right?
Okay
Just just remember to listen to me more than your mother because honestly if you do drop like her you might have some mental problems
That's probably true
What kind of shit show is Timmy come back to oh boy?
way probably yeah probably yeah no it's it's definitely looking for a van mate
um I was uh yeah I'm gonna pick up a van for me mate Tommy Tommy Jones um Tommy
Jones yeah just looking for a van we've got to pick it up for me mate
thing was back there actually yeah I think he said the red garage maybe mate
Just keep your eye out for a fucking van mate, a van, alright?
I don't want my Tommy Lee Jones, I don't want it.
I'll be up in here mate.
Oh my god!
Who's this fucking guy?
What a fucking bell in mate.
Yeah, I have coke on me by the way.
Also, this is a car I borrowed off Johnny.
Man, there's a truck over there.
Yeah, I don't think that's a van mate.
It's a fucking van on a truck, alright?
Keep your eyes peeled for the fucking van, Jim.
Okay.
What about just call you Jay instead?
Yeah, you can call me by my sweet name.
Wait, what, oh, Elgin Mino?
Yeah, what, Jackie Snow?
What?
Yeah, Jackie Snow Diplomand.
What the fuck does that even mean, mate?
Isn't Jackie Snow a fucking cop?
Sister copper told me that to say that I'm Jackie snow
I thought it looks like g fuel so I thought it was cool
sister fucking who
Copper yeah, she was with Dean
Oh
They're going to go out of this
When following you say the fuck of these guys
She's
Don't go out to be like them see that we're baremasters that pussy's mate. Yeah, that's pretty dumb
Is that a fucking slam bin
Yeah, it'll be exciting to see the updated family tree. Jimmy's kind of made things a
little interesting yeah no shit what's it do is Jimmy as you dad yeah I can do
it pretty easily but I am excited for tomorrow off I gotta rest it bro I have
to be up at 6 30 goddamn yo I have to be up in seven hours man I want to
stream till 2 god damn I might just fucking sleep I mean I'm a chief
sure you got that mate. Let me walk. Let me see which bag is it in. You got it on your
run now? Yeah I got 14. Listen, if you get caught by the cops remember say your mum
gave it to you. I'll look at the video. She got it off the scene. That's him. Right?
Yeah I'll wait. That fucking video. Oh my god that's so fucking funny dude I forgot.
Oh mom fuck where is this fucking thing mate?
Uncle Miles is calling me.
Oh yeah? Give it a peek at my series up to you?
Hello Uncle Miles.
Hey don't kid you up or down today.
I'm up. Well I should be up.
Well I double down and hit a one.
Hold on, double down on what though?
Come on give me the details you can't be giving me the half ass shit come on.
On the 10k table.
No, no, but I'm saying what was the hand what dealer have would you have?
No, I mean, it's good. I mean, it's a good bus card. That is a real good bus card
But I don't know they're not paying out for double downs right now and also I didn't even get my winnings
Okay, excuse me, what?
Okay, yeah, yeah, no, don't don't fucking his don't fucking forget that either
You know what I'm saying you take you figure out whoever that fucking pit boss is you make sure you they take down
You fucking play a card. All right. It was mr. Poop
All right
He always he always fucking pulls those fucking sneaky little like five with like five card 21
Oh Jesus fuck Christ
All right listen
Get your head now beat the fuck out of anybody that comes right except for me. I'm gonna take this fucking beat
Please God be a cop
In this car
Okay mate, relax
You can call Yankee Miles back if you want mate
He just wanted to ask what tables are hot right now
Okay, they were actors by the way
They were wearing pillows under what they've got on
Did they have ketchup under the pillows?
Yeah, ketchup packets, good acting
What about that guy?
Yeah, just ketchup packets, mate
Okay, Penta, I would love to fuck you.
Anyway, you're gonna go down to the docks and drop it off to Frank so he can deliver it to Steve's house.
Alright?
Why don't we just take it to Steve's house?
Um, yeah, it's complicated. You wouldn't understand.
Yeah, I guess I'm pretty stupid.
Yeah, you'll be right, mate.
Right, then put it yourself down because you're a dumb cunt.
You know, listen, phone your dad and see, what's the CPS is it?
She's your mom.
Yeah.
Yali gotta be somewhat intelligent because I'm a smart one and she's a dumb cunt, alright?
Yeah.
So you know, you gotta be like almost as smart as me possibly.
Yeah, that makes sense.
It's you got lucky.
Yeah, that makes sense, dad. I love you.
Yeah, I love you too, mate. Good on y'all. Keep it up.
Like you're growing up quick. Fuck me fucking Ridley
Wasn't paying attention sorry mate. I was thinking about how good our relationship is
I can do by shit mate you see that? See that on YouTube's once. What's it do by?
It's a place over in like a fucking Africa or something. They drive on two wheels
Like a bicycle
Yeah, come on, da. Except they have four wheels, but they like to drive on two
Wait, that's just what they do. They get bored.
They get bored playing.
They just get fucking bored, mate.
Why do you fucking sell G Fuel?
To Gamble.
Why do you Gamble, mate?
Because my idle shop...
What do you Gamble?
My idle set, it's fun.
And it is. I love Gamble.
Jeez!
I'm gonna get a fucking uh we got a Jen Jen Jen's cars over here put the fucking hammer away
might be done fucking killing people i mean um acting all right acting makes me feel bad
yeah that's what acting you should be at that's good okay where's the keys i think she left
him under here somewhere she said that's just um all the cars messy just a messy car
I'll jump in mate.
Okay.
This car works funny.
Yeah, pretty sure it was made in Europe.
That's why it's really fucking shitty, you know what I mean?
Europe is funny.
Yeah, they ride bikes and shit over there mate.
They're fucking real strange.
Yeah, that's weird.
So like, why would you want to ride a fucking bike but you can just fucking drive there?
Are you fucking stupid, you cunts?
Yeah, that's pretty dumb, huh?
Well, it looks like we're done there.
Um, okay, are you busy doing anything, mate?
No, not really.
Okay, listen, I think we've got another car we've got to pick up.
You want to do a job? You want to help me do a job?
Okay.
Okay, listen, so what you want to do is you want to open up your phone and go to Job Center.
And you've got to see someone called J-E-S-S-E Stark.
That's my boss, Jesse Stark.
He's got a handout job for us.
You want to join? Where is it?
You don't see in jobs mate. You see the job app. Do you see it? Yeah, oh you don't see Jesse? No
Fuck right. I think you get to a fucking laptop, mate
What so I can just come
You don't want a laptop you don't want to be a worker. You just want to get my mate. No, I can I can be a worker
Let's go get a laptop
Okay, yeah, it's just up the road here. Oh boy one for your birthday. What's your birthday yesterday?
I'm joking here it is there's a laptop in there I already got a point mate I'll just
play with you in the glovebox mate.
Yeah see anyways I'm going to go up to the phone shop to find your phone.
Okay.
That's on your birthday.
I just didn't give it to you yesterday because I wanted to build the suspension you know
what I mean to make it even more exciting today.
Yeah I'm fifteen.
Oh you're fifteen now mate.
Oh, should be able to legally gamble in a few years.
Yeah, that's cool.
Just tell everyone you're 21, right?
Just in case regulations come about.
Okay.
You're not ugly, bud.
Jesus fucking Christ, we almost died.
Yeah, that was scary.
Jesus fucking Christ, we'll be all right.
That's all right. That was good. Still drops.
It's Clarence's car anyway, so.
Yeah. Yeah.
You got a mask? Tell me.
Yeah.
Maybe you should put the mask on, because it gets cold out here.
Alright, I'll just put it on.
Alright, just wait here. Just go to run inside and get a quick wire.
I'm going to pick up a wire charger.
Alright, one time me and my robot best friend robbed this place for a video game so we could host a tournament.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I don't know.
Hang on a second, let me have a look here.
Right now look in your phone and see if you see a Jesse Stark in the employment Jesse Stark
Text her and she said yeah
Fucking don't
Oh, how about this maybe yeah, I think we need to
Fuck
You know what fuck it. We'll do it later. I'm just gonna do this anyway. I'll just pay you some money. All right, let's go do this
Yeah, I think you need some other shit. We'll do it later
We're gonna go find a pre-book some that are Steven lint to Janelle
And I forgot to return it so
Yeah
Yeah, thanks, mate. See this is how the world works. Sometimes you find good friends
You got to help them out to get something to say something back. You know what I mean?
Yeah, not everyone's an asshole sometimes it is good to help people
Yeah, that's true
Yeah, so sometimes you should do something for someone because you know they'll do something back for you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's called networking mate you pretend to give a fuck about somebody so you can get a benefit
and pretend you're their friend and then when you're sick of them you just, you know, time to fuck off
It's relationship is what I want mate.
What's the sense?
Yeah so for instance when your mum gets sick of you she's gonna tell you to fuck off because she's a cunt.
But me, I see a bigger use for you Jimmy.
Yeah like what?
Oh just cool shit like being a cool son and stuff like that.
Wow really?
Yeah imagine this right, me and you save up enough money to buy our own plane to fly to Las Vegas to gamble there mate.
I would love that
The game
It's like
I knew you'd fucking like it
Was Vegas
It's like father likes a mate
Yeah, I would love that
It's my dream to go to Las Vegas
Fuck they didn't leave at the same place today
Probably good actors are still there
That's fucking dedication right
She feels like being a good person
Telling about the double down this morning
where the fuck is this thing mate what I pretty much custom look for a
pretty is that it all that's probably there and if you left it in there
lifted in the lucky pluck of the dumb cunt mate I'd say thing there's some
actors though but they're gonna come and you have to beat on the head with a
hammer once I go in the sea yeah we should be okay the absolute fuck out
if they come to me no way I'm sure I imagine I come so quick okay
I think we're okay Tommy I don't hear nobody the actors might have forgot
it's raining mate gonna do with the hammer
alright Tommy come on jump in with that okay
we're here the cops get in put your head down stay low oh crash crash down
mate I can't move I do a scale if I can pussy alright let's get out of
I can't, I can't, I don't fucking know what it is, I just, I, I like a camp.
Good job, mate.
Thanks, Dad.
No worries, mate, you're a fucking great kid.
I can't wait to go to Vegas with you.
Yeah, that's gonna be fun, huh?
I don't need so much money, do so much gamble.
Make enough money that we can open our own bigger casino, like the, like the mum we got, you know,
I wish I don't really own that casino. I wish I did though. It's good to give it to you after I die, you know what I mean?
The king of the casino?
Yeah, imagine that. You can even have like a throne and shit. Wow.
The gamble throne!
Yeah, I'd be real good, mate. Have you spoken to your mum today, mate?
No.
I told you I was loyal, but I couldn't understand her.
I
Was eating a really big popsicle
What?
Yeah, so someone up
It's out of like she's eating a really big popsicle. I don't know
God fucking damn it. What does it sound like this?
Yeah, pretty much what a fucking poor mate. She's fucking other people she must have got some
She must have got some some other kind of like treat with it because a man told her not to forget the balls
So I guess she forgot something at the counter or something.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Your horrible mom was fucking somebody on the phone with you.
He told me. He told me.
No.
If she had something in her mouth, and I told him about Bolton,
she was sucking another guy off.
What's that mean?
Uh, it's like making someone else win a gambling.
Oh, that sounds bad.
I want to be the one that
Yeah, it's like someone making you win a gambling while looking your toes
That sounds close
Yeah, sounds good, but you know you probably like it to be honest
Listen, I think it's about about about time you heard about the birds and the bees
Tom
Anyway, listen, so basically
boys have a cock right you got a dick yeah yeah well women they have a hole
it's like a butthole but on the front like a belly button yeah well like an
asshole because it goes a bit deeper than just the fucking belly button does
this year yeah so they got two assholes man exactly exactly exactly they
They've got a bigger, they've got another arsehole in the front.
It's also got a cock as well kind of.
Like a little, um, just like a little ham sandwich sometimes.
Two pieces of ham rolled over together.
Sometimes it looks like two pieces of ham
rolled over together with extra ham hanging out.
They're the ones you don't want to touch, mate.
They're the ones that have been around the street a few times, you know what I mean?
And then that, that, that, anyways,
that's, that's probably what your mother's got.
But the point is, the dick goes in the pussy
and then you both win a gambling
alright
that's how sex works
yeah I guess that makes sense
well usually the guy wins a gambling
do gambles for a woman
whether they're gonna get into
whether they're gonna come
and whether they're gonna get pregnant
and shit
yeah I guess that's true
yeah
anyways
My advice is if you ever do gavel with a woman with your dick, use a condom mate.
Okay.
No way.
Alright.
That's good.
You're smart enough, Tommy.
Yeah, I feel pretty smart.
Listen.
You know, I've been thinking about your other mum.
Yeah.
At least she's a bad influence on you, Tommy.
Which one?
The one that didn't get shot in the head yet
CPS
Yeah, CPS
Shit, I don't have a lockpick. We got to call the taxi. Tell me you got any friends
Yeah
Well, of course, I'm gonna come pick us up, mate
Who am here get out of the right?
Now I'm gonna call a crack head either chips or glue guy
I thought I was saying, uh, I think we should kill the witch.
There's a guy.
Hey.
I thought this was gonna work, brother.
Hey, listen up, you wanna make a free baggie?
Yes, uh-huh?
Oh, come pick me and my papa.
Okay, where you at?
I'm out in the middle of nowhere. I can ping you if you want, I guess.
Yeah, sure thing.
Alright, what's your number?
961.
six one all right if you get here under four minutes i'll make it two baggies
on the way okay see ya how are you did you get it how are you this gf your head's coming to pick
us up all right that's good he really loves you if you're a lot okay what's his name he tried to
check he tried to trade me a garbage bag for a copper wire for some but i said i needed money
a garbage bag and a fucking what garbage back of copper wire oh shit
probably worth a lot though I think I was worth a bit yeah you can sell that
shit well maybe I should have done that yeah well like I said you live you learn
garbage back balls probably pretty heavy yeah who's this I don't know don't wave
there might be some scenic shores to public in bro are you guys in bread
hey that isn't your friend is it my dad said you're in bread what's there do you
think they were super heroes fucking what super heroes why the fuck would they
be super heroes your retard had a mask on and then matching uniforms
this is fucking price but all it took was a mask we fucking superhero everyone
to be a fucking superhero mate. I don't know I just thought maybe they were super heroes.
They were like fucking idiots what do you mean we're in the middle of fucking nowhere.
What sort of superhero drives a fucking pickup truck like that? Come on.
Do you use your fucking head for me? Like that I'll put you in a fucking hospital mate.
Yeah. How's your kidney going? Oh your kidney's here. I got a new one
US night it's pretty good so far. How many days has it got on it? No this is you
should be like pretty good as long as no one gives me alcohol oh so if you have
an alcoholic fucks it up mate that's what you mean yeah yeah I think your mum did
it last time yeah that apple juice I gave you and had alcohol in it because
your mum put alcohol in the apple juice yeah she's pretty bad you know I don't
know I don't think she really cares about you Tommy I really think there's
something about her that just she's it's just something off me I think she's
using you thank God you have that video in case we ever get caught so in G
fuel yeah she's got a jail for life in them bitch yeah you'll get out of it
too because you're a minor so it's her fault I'm gonna go to the coal mines
again. What? Yeah, some guy made me go to the coal mines once. What do you mean someone
made you go to the fucking coal mines, Tommy? Hey, it's mom. Oh, hello. Hi, baby. Is everything
okay? Are you staying out at the gobble? Yo, I'm a retard. Wait, what the fuck?
Why are you saying this?
That's what Dad just said.
Are you with your father?
Yeah!
Why is he calling me these things? Are you at the casino?
I don't know, I guess because I am, I don't know.
No, you're not that word. That's not appropriate.
And your father is...
Tell your father when I get to him, I'm gonna give him death by what?
Are you at the casino?
No, I'm at a weird gas station.
Okay, tell your father, ask your father if you guys can go to the casino.
Hey, CPS wants to know if we can go to the casino.
Yeah, if the fucking bitch comes to pick us up because your friend ain't coming.
Yeah, we're waiting on a wife of my friend.
Oh, I can pick you guys up. Just ping me. 11-31.
Oh, I...
Yeah, I mean, you did just walk around in the fucking rain for five minutes.
So they're staying under here.
Yeah.
You can give me a jump, but it's wet.
Yeah, that's... that's okay.
Okay.
Why don't you just run around in circles and run in the car or something? Keep yourself warm, mate.
Okay.
Yo, Revile, thank you so much for the five gifted.
Did your fucking friend come in the car?
Revile, I don't know. I can't read.
Yeah!
Thanks for the five gifted. Appreciate that.
So close to 10K!
Bring your friend back, would ya?
Which one?
Whichever one's coming to pick us up. Where the fuck is he?
This is fucking crass.
Alright then, it'll do.
Alright, you jump in the front, I'll jump in the back.
You know what? You jump in the fucking back.
I'll go near this window.
How's it going? Where do you guys need to go?
Uh, casino and things, mate.
Casino, huh?
I'm telling you to
kind of turn the heat up. The kids cold, but the
doors aren't on.
Here, there's the window.
Yeah, you know, I just kind of above the
Stay with us the youth load.
You'll pay me it's in the glove box, mister.
The glove box? Yeah, yeah.
I'll just grab it.
Do you want to buy any more of that stuff, mister, while I'm here?
You know, I wish I had a few more box, but I don't.
I got to make some more money.
I don't know, mister. You should probably get it soon,
because I don't know how much I'm going to have left.
Wait, really? You're telling me you're going to be all out?
Yeah, I'm buying. You should probably get some money for me soon, mister.
Oh, shit! You're okay, I'll move right on it!
Uh-huh.
Oh, why-
Yeah, maybe just rob somebody.
Yeah, also you owe me a thousand dollars, so you're not getting any more till you pay me.
Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah, I didn't forget about that.
Yeah.
What happened to the last, uh, person I know, your buddy?
Am I supposed to know what mean money?
Yeah, tell me what happened to him.
Oh, I remember why Peter Hooker was shooting him in a warehouse!
Oh, I'll start with the one that made you want to say, but that'll work.
Ha ha!
Oh!
I've got it coming!
Now why?
I want to buy the end of the night too, mister.
Oh, you'll never get a drop of G Fuel again.
I'll make sure of it.
What?
Uh, yeah, yeah, it's a thing, uh-huh.
I know what I have to do.
All the price of the plan.
Hi, honey.
I didn't see you.
Where are you?
Yeah, we're going to the casino.
I'm in the back of the van.
Both you and your father are in deep shit when I get to you because I just drove all the way to fucking came back to for nothing.
Okay, I'm going to the casino.
Okay, you're walking over this fellow?
Yeah, sometimes.
Hey, Mom said we're in deep shit, Dad.
What the fuck do you mean we're in deep shit? Fuck that bitch. We're almost there.
Yeah.
Next time your mother undermines me, call her a fucking cop, all right?
Okay.
I'm sick of it and a big head get a bigger I'm I'm I'm I'm I know what I'm doing or I'm doing I'm racing you good
mate yeah yeah I was that a month before she's buried underneath the tree I'm
pushing on okay that is my favorite dream but I realized that donating my
$5 a month to people who are trying to make you know which makes money
appreciate it plenty of small streamers like ships who I would give my money
to yeah but if everyone thought like that and I have no money
didn't let's go oh my god I think someone just shot inside
I think someone just shot a gun inside
do you hear that also don't you want me to be happy
who just shot a gun uh not me kid
okay Gimba Gimba
okay think about it like this
You could give your money to a smaller streamer or
You could keep the top on top baby. You feel me dog?
The rich gets richer.
Yeah!
They said business.
I'm playing poker guys. I don't know what she's doing about it.
Please, please help me.
Please.
Hey, what the heck is going on here, dude?
They were throwing cash.
They were throwing cash at her and then she fell over because she was low.
She wasn't feeling too good, you know, glucose.
Guys, guys, guys, I'm just playing poker over here, guys.
money and I need more money fuck chips what about my body I didn't have a
spin mate yeah you're going the slots today no they don't say they're not
working or something oh no no no right yeah I can tell them what no
why turbo wait you got 5,000 yeah
two
thousand
nothing
thousand
nothing
keep it up mate, what are you using my loyalty card you dumb bitch
no
you need to take a loyalty card mate
okay
five thousand again
shes this wheel bossing on god
taking my twenty thousand to blackjack
Yeah, good job mate, keep it up.
You got enough money and food and shit?
No, I can use some sandwiches.
Fucker, let me get you a few sandwiches, mate.
More water?
Yeah, I can use some juice.
Okay, some juice? I'll give you some water, mate.
I'll send me a drink of juice so you'll always fucking die.
Beach, mouth.
Yeah, that's true.
I have a couple of sandwiches and some water, mate.
Yo, thanks for the...
Beach, mouth, beach, mouth, beach, mouth, beach, mouth, beach, mouth, beach, mouth, beach, mouth,
I'm a good friend getting coils for breakfast for his new kid, you know I think that kid's
gonna grow up to be okay, I think that kid's gonna be alright, we just have to give coil
enough, we just gotta give coil enough money to where he can buy a casino in real life,
you live in Orlando, time to wear that shirt to Disney World, I feel like if you go
to Disney World you're also probably gonna be using a, you're gonna be wearing a
Whatever the fuck they what is it a vent ventilator is that what they put people on the can breathe one of those
Be a dick and kill someone at the casino zero are just absolute madness and he'll get 50 subs or ban me for life
BTW best cooking Earl steam on twitch as requested P. Dandy P. P. Dandy
P. Dandy P. P. Dandy
We're John Meadows
Who is that? Alright, the no-double-down is gonna make this a little bit like a bodybuilder.
Oh shit, what happened to him?
They're about Trevor Moore? Who's that?
Oh! From the whitest kids you know! Oh yeah! Wait, what the fuck? What happened?
I keep getting fucked by twos, but...
Car accident? That's crazy! Bust.
They're 17 fuck try to respect the privacy of the families. Well, I'm not gonna break into their fucking house
What does that mean try to respect the prep?
Let's get those bets in I just wanted no one fucking happened
No info just an accident. That's fucked up man. Don't ask. There's 20
Would you like another card?
Anyways, some people said it was lawnmower related
14th. The dealer has bust. You know, I, um, the last thing I saw all of them was, uh,
they did that movie with the fuckin, uh, Playboy Bunny, uh, Miss March. You know, it actually,
that wasn't a bad movie. I actually thought that movie was pretty funny. Horse dick
Yeah, but dude, no that
Damn that's sad dude bummer he was a funny guy
That's crazy man, I did not hear about that
That's fucking crazy man. He was only 41. Yeah, I was gonna say there's no way he's that old
That is really fucking sad. Yeah, he was like I was really fucking funny
I'm for beds, please. Damn place your chips. What's a bummer, dude? I'm bummed out now
Don't post a corner report in my chat. Can a mod get rid of that?
actually
Sitting at 15. I'm banning. I just just just
They made a twitch channel recently, let's get those pets in that's fucking nuts man
That's fucking sad
All right be he was live a couple hours before happened
Shit that was lucky nice. Yeah, that's really fucking sad dude
Crazy one gallon of PCP will do to you. Yeah, that's good. They had some funny shit, dude
There's streaming kills funny people
would you like another card I mean that's true Johnny boy thanks to the five
thank you so much for the five appreciate that must not be funny I
don't know man I think the reapers tried to take me a few times Johnny boy
thank you for the gift and subs appreciate that thank you so close to
10k
and 9
preach preach preach
got the 8
that's so long
killing 19
and I will stand
another
pull up 14
oh nice
okay
where do I go when I go off stream
I normally go to pee or I go to the bathroom
I still go to the bathroom and I just cry
and I just look at myself in the mirror
and I go
GOD
WHAT HAVE YOU BECAUSE
YOU HAD DREADS
I'll get that out of my system
WHAT HAPPENED
Oh, you know
Thanks to the hundred
Appreciate that. Check your last don't know
Oh
Uh
Hold on, I have to roll play for a second
Did your father hit you across the head?
Don't talk to me mommy, I'm trying to gamble!
Okay well we have to go to the penthouse and make it quick.
Okay.
Get out of here, this is bad work right now.
No I'm distracting him.
No now you see it!
Get out of here!
I'm going 19.
No I'm 18.
Oh I, you can stay.
Hi KJ, this is my son, Jimmy.
Hello.
Yeah I'm not in before.
How's it going?
This is one of your bodyguards.
I'm up 60,000.
60,000 all my days.
Yeah, well, I mean, I total I'm up like 300,000.
400,000 almost.
Did your father inform you, honey,
of what was happening?
More.
We have therapy with Ms. Pixie.
I heard that.
Whoa!
We have family therapy coming soon.
Stop.
And I also need to speak to you.
Stop.
Too much money.
Stop.
You're a good dude, an easily top streamer for RPN
more since DRD.
Super unnecessary.
Thanks for the thousand dollars
Dropping a wreck damn. I haven't got a fucking one K. Donovan. I'm sense of money
Yes, I do
Yeah, holy shit super unnecessary appreciate it that's crazy actual
oh my god oh my god guys wrangler slander oh my god
when i got in trouble last time for talking shit he put me as an alert the guy put my
voice as an alert on his stream oh check your last don't know cooking stream in a
while thank you no choice but to feed you to the sharks why are they are peeing
with me I don't know okay it's annoying quit now no we don't quit till 100k
Jimmy how many times have you wanted a honey how much money
14 I'm about a fucking FA quit out of this shit that is such fail fucking
RpD what the fuck is that?
But thank you for the donos
Appreciate the thousand bucks glad that you like the cooking stream
Thank you so much very nice, and do I think I could write a stand-up touchy. It sounds painful
I
Never have it sounds like it
My KJ needs to we've
your back
Hey gay see your way out over there
Okay
Good see see what happens with a fucking leave and let me focus
Bus bus
I got a system, but it doesn't really work right now because I can't double down yo this
guy donated a thousand bucks that's crazy thank you that's fucking wild thanks for the
rack holy shit it's been a while since I've gotten one of those
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. It's a J. It's a J. Joke2K! What? This guy's insane!
Fuck outta here. I'm talking to myself.
How do we need you guys to weave, please?
I'll talk to you in a second.
Okay. I'll meet you at the front.
Just please weave.
Freak in total. That's crazy. What the fuck?
Uh...
Not an oiler. Well, I don't know.
Great stream.
Glad you came across it.
Yeah.
Your knees are fucked up.
Yeah, I like jet skis and shit.
I don't know about jet skiing
on Lake Travis just because it's so busy like I want to because I do like jet
skis but it's just so busy I don't want to get fucked up it's like 18 people die
on that lake a year this one drunk fucks you know so yeah I know I don't want
someone to like fucking hit me that's a lot of people that's a decent amount
Yeah
Since you're getting so much money, I'm using my prime so both wait
Is it like Travis good bass fishing spot? Yeah, I guess the I guess the fishing there is dope
I don't it's swimming there a lot. It's nice. It's nice like that's 20. All right
nice
Thank you for the three thousand dollars that sounds crazy to even say. Thank you. Holy shit
If you all insane check out the war on drugs it was like five minutes
skits that we're in every episode of the last widest kids you know see that is
really good yeah I watched that that is really good the Civil War on drugs was
really good and that that did feel like a movie that was really good that's
crazy this guy just came in here and dropped money like that would you like
another car 14 I'm gonna walk I'm gonna walk I'm gonna walk I'm gonna walk I can't
double down so I think this is good as it's gonna be I'm gonna fucking walk the
system yeah but the system doesn't work without being able to double down the
system only read that was just lucky because the system is kind of just like
coast until I get a good double down you know that's kind of the system I had
100k already with 20k that's true what's up
gassy you're someone who's giving out free money to streamers just this
omega oiler he doesn't think he's a oiler though but he just kind of casually
dropped fucking three bands I would say that's an oiler
thanks again are you ready yeah follow me I guess I have to role play now I
don't want to know I can't double it's go to the penthouse the penthouse is
closed? Oh go to the roof instead. Bad. I can't even get up there, uh. To the wolf?
I think anyone's dead. We can go to my penthouse if you want, Monty. You mean the one in the
slums? That big box that you- No, no, I never will be here. Wait, you do? Yeah.
How do you access it? I'll show you. Okay, well we need to discuss what happened
your father because he told me a different story over the phone but okay show me your
oh i should be unlocked right now this guy's nuts dude what the fuck this guy's crazy how do
you not think you're an oiler already oakman brother lake Austin is way busier than any of
those cautious we made up there's they're not okay at the moment they need to be clean
come here follow me i know these lakes some fun guns and whatever drug you want i'll show
your hell of a time. Oh, there it is. That explains how he has the money to blow it. You
need to have a you need to have a discussion. The bar down there. Yeah, your job is to
be a bodyguard not to speak. Actually, I haven't been to Lake Austin. I've been speaking for
weeks. Honey, tell me what happened to your father called you the R word. Walk me through
What's that? Hold on a second.
What do you mean?
When I woke up, I called you and you said your father called you a fucking retard.
Now tell me, why did he do that?
Because I thought that there were some superheroes.
Are you fucking kidding me? He called you a retard because you believe in superheroes?
Yeah.
Okay, how do I explain this?
You see, Jimmy, your father is not a man that...
How do you say this?
He's a broken man. He has a lot of expectations from you, but like all other marsupials, he's not perfect.
He has these flaws as well. In fact, that is the reason we're going to have family therapy because your father,
you know, he never had a father himself. He was raised by kangaroos.
You know, granted they were nice kangaroos. They were still not the best kangaroos.
Are you undermining him right now?
Am I undermining him? Have I ever called you a retard?
No.
The only thing I've done for you is protect you.
I'm just asking.
No, I'm not undermining him at all.
I don't have to call you a card.
I'm about to fucking f-ing quit.
That is such jail fucking rpb.
What the fuck is that?
What did you learn this word?
Dad.
Well, next time he tells you to use that word,
this is what you're gonna do to him.
Now moving on.
This rpb trick is straight tripping.
Yeah, it's got everything.
50 gets here we're gonna have therapy but before that I want to say this Jimmy you're becoming a man. You're not a little boy anymore
That's probably your father
Okay
Yeah, that's your cash. Oh, are you at?
I'm talking to my mom. Oh
Your mom. Yeah, right. She's Colombian. Okay. She's gonna be back
Yeah, just call me back when you're free. Oh, why?
All right. Oh, why?
What?
chips
Cheap cheap the ghost of cheap. No, it's just get your chips
cheap cheap
Like like cheap the chips that we bought from you. That was supposed to get you a kidney
Basically, well, you know what? I guess I should just fucking on a life
There's no one in this city that I hire and pay tens of thousands of dollars to do jobs
Everyone is useless
Oh man some people just got it like that this dumb ass right here is useless everyone is
I hired somebody to take care of chips because honey chips got you
Listen cheap
Trying to put the the kidney
Of a fucking cow inside of you. He tricked us. He got a kidney from a cow and he put it in a body and he
Yeah, but you don't want to be a car baby. You want to be a firefighter. Yeah, I want to be a fire part of
I guess Neo Jimmy, I want to do it
You want you want your father to buy you a car you can buy you one of the coquettes
Okay
You want to you want to you want to be the top racer in the city? Listen honey
I don't expect you to be a king pink like your grandfather. Okay, I had these expectations from you
Yes, you are my son and you come from a lot of issues.
Oh, mega oiler!
You know, who built a foundation for the best
medication in the world, which is cocaína.
But I can't expect my son, who's so young,
hasn't fully developed to put this pressure on himself.
I want you to be whatever you want to be, Jimmy.
And if I have to put your father six feet
on the ground in order to allow you to flourish,
then that's what we'll have to do.
Okay.
I just want you to be happy, sweetie.
I'm happy when I win at Gamble.
You know, firefighters, honey, you know firefighters
can't even afford cards, right?
Most of them are writing in the back to work
because they're so fucking poor.
Are you sure that's what you want to be?
No.
And your grandfather Pablo Escobar, he...
Oh my God!
You want a Bitcoin?
Are you familiar with the Bitcoin?
Absolutely wild man!
Yeah, Bitcoin, yeah, I know.
That's how I play SWAT sometimes.
Dude.
Your grandfather, uh, had the last command.
Thank you, what the fuck?
Enough money married, enough money
bedded in the mountains with a yield.
Jesus Christ.
To buy out the whole Bitcoin system.
That's, is that the man that you wanted, the you?
Jimmy, aspire to be like?
A man powerful and rich that can buy all the cars he wants?
I thought maybe I'd try to help people, but I don't know.
No, you want to have all those cars, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Try to help people how?
You know, like, I don't know.
I thought maybe I could make people feel good or something.
Maybe, I don't know.
Maybe I'm being stupid.
Honey, you're not being stupid.
Those are some great aspirations for you to have.
I'm quiet, I'm quiet, I'm quiet.
I'm stupid again, huh?
No, you're not being stupid, Ginny.
This is not your fault, okay?
You're surrounded by criminals everywhere you turn.
Like, okay, I'm surprised that you still have
a little seed inside of you.
Oh my goodness, how did we get here?
I'm just I'm surprised you have a little seat inside of you still. That's good. That one's for help people
You want if you want to nourish that seed Jimmy?
You want to spray it with a lot of liquid?
You see this KJ my fucking son. He's a good person. He doesn't have to be like the rest of his family
This doesn't he sound like a good person to you. Yeah, he does
a bad person yeah sometimes it's like there's a screaming in my head and I
can't get it to stop until I win at gamble no I don't think you're a bad
person you know it just takes some time killing people fucking stabbing them do
whatever the fuck you got to do right yeah like eventually after you just
keep doing it you'll just get used to it you know what I mean no idea that's
probably true that's what Papa Otto said too basically does this mean yeah
but maybe if you don't want to do it yourself you get someone else to do
it so it's not on your conscience yeah that's probably pretty smart too i could do that probably
yeah that's probably your best bet you're pretty good at shooting people miss all
yeah if you ever need someone dead and you're gonna pay me or whatever i don't know what you're
gonna give me but i'm down to help how i how i don't talk to my mom right now all right how i
send me a text with you in a bit yeah okay all right bye jimmy let me ask you a question and i
I want you to be honest, but I know your father has taught you to be a good liar, but I want you to be honest when I ask this
Have I failed you as a mother, Ginny?
Oh, no.
Do you think I failed you as a mother?
No.
You know, I was never supposed to be anyone's mother. I was just supposed to be...
Okay.
This is not my magic hands. I'm in the penthouse.
Who the fuck are you up there with?
Mom she's quiet. She's quiet asking if she's a good mother
Fuck sake I'll be up there a second. All right. We're by the arcades
You came into my life and I saw that people were taking advantage of you
I saw that everyone was treating you like you're just
You know something to be passed around and treated fully and taken advantage of
Why I want to watch the way before time
That's so sweet
You don't have to be a bad person Jimmy
Can't you my husband is on his way up? You might want to keep your distance. Are you you're not gonna survive tonight?
I just want to make sure Jimmy that no matter what you're not being influenced by the people around you
That you're following your own true
Desires in your own to go passions and no matter what I will support you want a grilled cheese
You want what want a grilled cheese?
Here you go, I have one for you. Like the good mother that I am. Right there baby.
Hi honey. This pixie's on the way for family therapy. Your son? Yeah, she's on. Why are you busy?
No, I didn't see that one also.
Jesus. Why do you look so good? What the fuck?
I'm really sorry.
That's my father. Baby, he was not referring to you. He was referring to KJ. That's my father's KJ.
I don't fucking care about it, you got my disguise in your shoes, I'm sort of a man that doesn't wear socks.
Yes honey, I didn't quite cash that, but listen, your son has been, I think your son is experiencing depression although, he's being talked and pulled in every direction by people like you and I who are not necessarily the best
and I feel like he doesn't have a will of his own anymore, you know, he says he wants to do good and help people.
But all we ask of him is gone.
I mean, you know, you can save this for the fucking bitch psychiatrist if you want, but I think he's doing all right.
Jimmy, do you-
Nothing!
Do you think I'll talk to your father?
Yeah, I-I won't talk to him.
Then tell him what you told me.
I don't want to say.
Jimmy, you don't have to be afraid of your father, honey.
I'm not afraid.
He cares? Listen, he cares about you a lot.
I'm kind of afraid.
No, you don't have to be. I know he's a bit of a scary man,
But deep inside there's a little koala bear. That's very nice to people and very warm
I hear a guy with a hidden actor with a hammer
You had who with the hammer?
His little papa auto was giving his car back to this guy that he used to play in the space too
Who did he hit honey? He hit who?
We'll do an acting scene for one of the you know, I'm a Edward Norris stunt double
No, he was acting, he was acting shoot just near the movie set over there wasn't it Tommy?
Yeah.
Why did you use a real hammer to not have a bullet point?
Oh, there were people in fat suits so they looked bad but they really just had pillows
under it and ketchup.
They were pretty skinny to me, they were quite defueled.
Oh you know, small pillows then.
So you're not a retard honey, you just, you know what I'm saying?
You're not a retard. I already said this
Listen, he did say something pretty fucking retarded
You know, it's you all right kid you grow up wait
Are you referring to him saying that
Are you just trying to suck every every little ounce every little a liquid of
Our son they would say super heroes weren't real
But these two look like the skinniest fucking losers
We're in tight pants and a fucking shitty mask. I've ever seen a momma. It didn't look like fucking superheroes spider-man superhero
Like spider-man people with weird masks mate. You know a spider-man birthday party
Jimmy are you fucking retarded? Why were some bum people that do a G feel head? You said they look like G feel head
Then why would you think they're super hero? I don't know. I thought they were cool
honey it's not your fault you've suffered so much sorry I'm a darling you're not retarded
you're not retarded at all honey you've been through a lot okay you've been through a lot
it's not your fault you're alright mate just you said something dumb that's all i didn't
know what to say you you thought you you did dumb once that's alright we all we all do dumb
things here there yeah you don't have to be afraid of your father you hear that that's a good
man talking right there your father is easily the nicest most wholesome man in this entire
city he's the only one that cares about you Gary doesn't want to be my friend
anymore and listen Gary is a fucking addict user who's trying to leech off of
every a supplier in the city why are you associating yourself with someone like
that I don't know he was good at sewing G fuel but then one of his friends said
that like I have a connection to G4 and I didn't like that so I said that
we should probably kill him but then they wanted to kill me instead was
very your your supply honey but he's on the supply me with this yeah he was
that's interesting because I asked that fucking well thought if he was giving
jeep you to my son and he said word by word to me oh Sophia you know I'm such
a nice guy I would never do that but he fucking lied to me apparently that's
that's very very interesting I see honey I'm gonna go ahead and walk away
for a second and see if he speaks to here because I'm gonna fucking lose my
shit. Let's go. Okay. All right. I'll catch y'all. I do good. Yeah, listen, you're
allowed to feel insecure and unimportant. Hello, Dan. That's how you know. I wanted
to apologize. A couple of days ago, I posted the before you on the mean during
I do shoot but I am sorry they don't think they do one in four things
Dandy
Learning it's a learning process. You're fucked up. That's all
Yeah, that's probably true
Yeah, don't let your head get too big. You're always gonna be a fuck-up. Just how you respond to the fuck-ups is what makes you a man, mate
Yeah, that's that's true
Yeah, well your mom's still a pretty big fuck up though. Some of that shit she was saying.
I don't believe it. I don't know why she believes it, but she keeps spitting it out.
I think she really does want to fuck me. It's really weird.
Do we have to do it there will be?
Ah, let's get out of here.
Okay. Fuck therapy. You don't want to do it. Let's fail, mate.
I have to sneak out though.
Come on Tommy. Come to the office quick.
We're out of the office now.
Well, I'm walking for ya.
Quick, get to the office.
Push the button, it's where it's stuck in!
Quick, fuck, it's not taking so long.
Come on!
Please!
Hurry up!
Please!
Hurry up!
Please!
Double-clutch the other way.
That was close.
I thought we were gonna have to be bored for an hour.
Don't worry.
Now we can look over them like overboards and I've walked it.
You walked the casino?
Yeah, no, they can't get in the office. We're safe now, Tommy.
Hey, it's Wibble.
Yeah, so about that prostitute that shot us the other day, we sort of made up.
She said she's gonna give me a blowjob later.
The one right there?
Yeah, the one with the ugly face, but like good tits.
Yeah. I feel bad for her.
It looks like she borned her whips on pizza.
Yeah, so that's what happens when you have gambling with a woman, but you gambled wrong
and lost at the same time.
It's like when you win and lose.
If you have sex with her mate, you're going to win and lose.
You do explode and get the jackpot, but you also get herpes.
What's a herpe?
That's shit on a face mate.
That's a disease or something.
virus I don't know
No way you don't want to get it whatever you do. Yeah, I don't like that. They fly don't make out with her peace
Mate, whatever you do. Oh, yeah, I probably want it anyways. I'm scared of hoppies
All right, I don't know where she is. I think we're good. I'm gonna just
We're just sort of
That's pretty funny
Where's the fact out mate? Which one?
Can we go where, Adam?
Oh shit, she's calling me.
What do I say?
So I thought we were at the back of the blackjack
and when she comes out, we'll hide.
Shhh. No way.
Hello. This is Otto. What's up?
Hot stuff?
I'm down at the blackjack tables.
We'll just have a few hands. Who the fuck is Gary?
Okay. Alright.
Listen, we'll just meet at the back of the blackjack tables.
I'll be there in a minute.
Alright, see ya.
Alright, the fucking Gary's coming.
the fucking did shit let's go yeah yeah garrie
what do you mean what do you mean what the fuck why is he getting involved okay
well I guess you'll be here soon you any body armor what's that of course you
You want a joint mate? You let us smoke weed with the fucking shit liver?
Yeah, I smoke it every morning because when I wake up I'm sad that I'm awake.
Yeah, that's a joke of the game.
What's up, son?
Mama asked where you got the problem.
Oh, never mind. How are you doing, mate?
That's so long.
It was great today. Did you do something with your hair?
Jimmy, are you smoking weed?
No, my hair looks like it.
Yeah, I smoke it every morning.
You don't like it?
No, no, I said you look great today.
I'm just, this is something different.
I think it's the lighting in here.
I already warned you.
And make sure your eyes sparkle more.
I already warned you over the phone.
Now to do this today, you're
going to end up with death by what?
Jimmy, do you want?
Actually, let me whisper this.
Jimmy, would you like for Gary
to continue being your supplier?
I want a Green Day album.
Let me try that again.
Would you like to continue selling G-FUEL?
There's 21.
Yeah, I guess.
OK, well, I had very persuasive ways.
Me and your father had very persuasive ways
of making Jerry, convincing Jerry,
to continue selling and giving you his G-FUEL.
OK.
If we did that for you, would you
think about some good parents?
Yeah, that's probably, yeah.
You see, honey?
So now we just have to, how do you say this, convince his fat pot to continue giving drugs to our son for his business.
Okay, yeah. G-Fuels. Exactly.
Yes.
Okay.
I would give him the G-Fuel I was wild to.
I bought it.
Yeah. I supplied this guy with G-Fuel.
You supplied it to him. He didn't supply to you. I'm so confused, mate
Wait, did you tell your mom that he supplied it to you?
Shit about me Jimmy you stayed over tonight in my house what I mean, I thought that was the plan
Would I fuck with your dad, again?
Or half? What is a half fuck?
Hold on, John, we're in the middle of a family conversation.
Oh, okay, all right.
Jimmy, what is a half fuck?
I think it means half a fuck.
He's just doing one of those weird things.
Oh, yeah, I mean, look at your father.
He's the most capable man in this city.
I mean, Jordan has a erectile dysfunction problem,
but we have medicine for that.
What's in a wet towel?
Yeah.
What's in a wet...
Don't look, Tommy.
Oh, shit. Okay. Well, you see that's it. I told your father yesterday. I'm not really married to him the man
I'm married to that right there his his little auto anyway, Gary. Come here, Gary
Gary my son tells me that you were his a GQ supplier
You know what I mean? I hope I don't have to elaborate and that you no longer want to do that
What is why is that?
You know wouldn't really
Put it in the car and...
Put a little more testosterone in it.
Come on, testosterone? You really think I'm lacking in that area?
Anyways, I wouldn't really put it in that terminology, but...
So why do you refuse to do business with my handsome son?
Gary, Jimmy is the fucking future of Los Santos. I don't know if you know this.
He is the future of Los Santos. He's gonna be the next mayor, the next president, the next dictator of this city.
So why would you refuse to do business?
just hold on mate all right Gary do you want my son to pee in your mind and
Gary I don't think that's up to me why do you refuse to do business
well Gary why don't you do business with him mate why don't you sell him to
you I'm not sure that I want to be in that business to be honest what other
business do you have going for you oh you know I got a gym you know and you
You know, the gym loves G Fuel and all, but you know, G Fuel is putting my, you know, my
protein powder and my pre-workout shakes and all that stuff.
Nobody's buying your shape looking powder, Gary.
Everybody just wants the G Fuel.
Let's be real.
That's very rude.
I put a lot of love and care into those products.
Wouldn't you one day want to have seven genes instead of one, and instead of one
G Fuel brand have ten?
He is your future.
He can make that happen through business, through business growth.
that's his father right there you know my husband is a very powerful man that you
do not want to be on the back that's all you need to know
we can help you achieve your goals and in bigger aspirations things bigger things
big all right do we is this the greatest place to be talking about this
There's no one around, yes.
Literally a guy is sitting at that table right next to you.
Yes, but he's a security guard.
Continue.
OK.
Well, if you do business with our son,
Jerry, everything you've ever wanted from this city
in terms of your financial aspirations,
your success aspirations, they could grow much bigger.
You'll make enough money to be able to buy three gyms.
Everybody will be running to Jerry's gym.
Everybody will want your cooking powder,
I think that you sell.
Anyways, I think there are some things being misconstrued.
I don't think there are.
Do you want to take it from here?
There's no misconstrued.
Listen, fuckface.
Alright, you're going to sell the G-Fuel to Jimmy from now on.
That's the end of the discussion.
Yeah.
Yeah, sounds good.
Alright, Jimmy.
What the fuck?
I can do that for you.
you down earlier I'm sorry for uh making you feel like you weren't worthy of getting the g feel for
me all right that wasn't my intention you know just the pure power radiating from you it intimates me
it made me feel like myself when I was younger you know what I mean and uh I think that I think
there was a part of me he said that Gary he's a fucking Targaryen he's just getting his blood
He's related to Gatsby, Jeffery Targaryen, his ancestors.
I can see that.
I see myself in him when I was younger.
Jimmy, I'm sorry.
I hope I didn't hurt your feelings.
I hope you don't feel like you've been slighted by me.
Wasn't my intention, alright buddy?
Listen, you gotta think, I'm getting older.
I'm losing that luster that I had when I was a young boy myself.
Alright?
I'm getting gray.
What? What I'm trying to tell you is I got nervous. All right. I saw myself in you
Listen if you ever speak those words again out of your filthy mouth you won't walk out of this casino. You did not see yourself in my son
This is the combination of my eggs and his floaties. There's no way you saw yourself in him. Don't insult him.
I think I can't take this conversation. Honey you deal with this. I'll be in the firm.
I will you have a nice ass and day
She told you I was fucking away something weird going on. Okay, I think she won't be cracked out
Jimmy I like what we had going I
I
Don't want to bring my friends into this. I don't want to fucking hurt my friends
You got I mean you're the one that decided to bring them in Mr.
You're right, but
This is this is all new, you know, we're ironing out kinks. I told you I was gonna handle it
You've been fucked with Elgier being I was what he said
You're done dear we you had your chance
I
Knife-wielding man in the bottom of the FIB building in the little pieces
Put him in a box and express post him back to his own house. All right. All right
You don't want to fuck with El Guimino. I
And I'm not trying I'm trying to be
With the city again, mr. All right, that's what you want then I won't do that
I'll get out of my face weakness makes me sick
All right, fine. Why don't you just look at his muscles and?
for all their muscles is where we weak yeah his head is weak his muscle is muscle that
last one I'll get me know what happened to your mum is she like realized she needed math
or something I don't know she's got a weird like all of a sudden over here works this shit
together and then just fucking veneers just halfway through whatever that was yeah I think
she's on myth anyways what's matter it's advanced here let's go oh thank god
I don't want to be born I'm gonna try fucking therapist okay help me out let
I don't know why it takes 11 inches long.
All right.
Okay, let's go.
Happy holiday to you.
Hi honey, that's your therapist, Miss Ash over there.
She'll be coming with us.
Why she walk like that?
Once she looks, she's a very nice lady
and she came with her assistant.
Okay.
Honey, Miss Fixie couldn't make it
so Miss Ash and her assistants in psychology
are gonna do the therapy.
Whatever, I'm doing this for you.
Thank you, I'll repay you later, Winknees.
Okay everyone to the 10k
Okay remember when some guy came in here and dropped 4k
Uh Mr Gary
That was pretty cool
Oh fun times
And now we're at 10k something
Well you know what it's been a good day
Refunded well if I start the stream tomorrow
Wednesday with a whiskey with a bottle of whiskey in my hand
And I'm crying you'll know why
Hey Dan I still have to no touch nothing
I will be real fun
Don't steal
I'm tired of Penta's bullshit. His RP is stupid. It's for her ass people. That's all he does
Your therapist is really nice we're gonna make sure that we work out some of these problems
I guess we're gonna sit down down here let's sit on the ground and get comfortable or something
Yeah, I think it's better if we all sit yes, yeah, okay. Well who wants to start honey?
How about you start baby tell the therapist why you've been feeling down recently?
Will you my dad wants to give you a fuck?
Jesus fucking cross my you're a fucking bellhead
She's got an 11-inch clock
Yes, honey, we're gonna do that later now
About how you feel like you're not a good person, and you want to be a good person
I'm scared
No, you don't have to be honey speak to your son. No, he doesn't have to be afraid of you
Myself
Sometimes the whole people
I don't know with the hammer
or sometimes like a like a four night salt off shotgun
his anxiety and rage maybe I should give it a little context to this massage I
really value your time by the way massage thank you for doing this so my
son Jimmy he has a lot of pressure on him you know I his mother is an
Escobar and we have you know we come from a lineage of Gevrias in the mountains of
Colombia. Oh my god there's a spider on your web. And his father well his father
you know his father is a man who is a legend back in his village in
Australia. He was the man that was known to beat up a kangaroo which is
bare hand. So Jimmy feel that he has a lot to lead? Yeah. Oh, Jimmy the thing is, you know you're
only just starting your life, you know what I mean? I'm 15 now. You've got a lot of life ahead of you to live. Yeah, I'm 15. You've got a lot of time to achieve anything that you want to do. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. And you can do anything if you set your mind to it, you just got to work hard enough and you'll be able to achieve it, I'm sure. I want to be a dinosaur. Oh, wow. Well, you know what?
That's some great questions of these days
Yes, honey, you don't want to have delusions of being a dinosaur. You said you wanted to be a firefighter now
I tell you what I have a great idea next time the media comes down go and see if you can catch it just like the dinosaurs
Yeah, okay
You want to tell me sash about the your last few days let her know
Your experiences for the past few days have been quite dramatic. I want you to be like a river
just let it all float out okay we're not judging you this is a safe space she
means you fucking mouth by the way I've pissed your pants idiot
about the last two days yeah all of it all right well yesterday I've gave some
wounds to people and then one of the persons one of the persons thought that
they wanted to pay me back so I had a hooker call me and say that that person
paid him $500 to kill me. And I said, I'll give you $5,000 if you set that person up
and then shoot them in the face. So I did that. And then a couple of hours after that,
one of their friends came up to me looking for their friend and saying that they said
that they gave him the advice to not kill me or to kill me. So I had someone shoot
him too yeah yeah I'm a stab the person yes but that was a mistake sweetie now
tell her about the day before you had an accomplishment sweetie the day before we
reached the milestone when we got rid of the imposter mother I moved four
keywords of gfio in two days holy shit yes and there was also you know there
was a woman in his aunt's running around the city.
I have $400,000.
Yes, he's very successful in that regard, you know.
He's a very successful young man.
Yeah.
You should be so proud of yourself, calling your phone.
Yeah, sometimes I'm sad when I have to call people,
but I know that it makes Papa Otto happy,
so I call people more.
And it kind of makes me happy a little bit.
OK, well, that's a problem.
and if you think for intercepting a honey
they we have a problem here your some things are hurting people will make you
proud he doesn't understand you
i can't
i mean it does make me proud you know
there was a listen
the way i see it is if he doesn't kill the people that are trying to fuck with
him and his
goddamn cartel
and he's the one that's gonna end up on the slab
it might be sad that you wiped out a kid yesterday and you know
His family's all upset and all that sort of shit.
But at least you're not dead, Tommy.
At least you're okay, all right?
Now let's put it in the corner.
You can keep selling the G Fuel, mate.
They're making us all money.
I'm good at selling the G Fuel, huh?
Okay, but, okay, okay.
You men have the communication skills
of my kitchen sink.
Your father's not saying that he likes it
when you hurt people.
He's saying that he likes
when people are trying to hurt you
and you don't allow that to happen.
That's not your father wanting you to be,
Yeah, you're protecting yourself and you're going up to be a strong man who won't take
shit from anyone, but he doesn't want you to just run around hurting innocent people.
Right, honey?
Yeah, I definitely don't hurt innocent people for absolutely no reason at all.
He's right.
Jimmy.
What do you think, Miss Hodge?
Wow, I think you should always protect yourself as best you can, you know what I
I think you did the right thing by fending yourself, but I don't think you should go out looking to hurt people.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but somebody, you know, I don't know, I kind of feel like it's about the respect, you know.
I feel like sometimes I just got to pull of a point and like, you know, it's about the respect.
Baby, listen, I have the English of a French cow and even I know it's respect.
Go ahead, try it, respect.
respect respect kid re re respect no
respect it was scary honey that's not
how you put it in your fucking mouth you dumb little cunt it's not hot
i'm sorry i am a dumb little cunt
you're not a dumb little cunt do not listen to your father your father has
issues now i'm sorry i'm sorry shut up mom
I
Did not say that you're misinterpreted when I swear
I just want to make it clear I don't fucking feel appreciated by either of you, okay
I put a lady I turned a lady into sweet cheese and sent her to the Pacific Ocean for you, Jimmy
Would I do that if I didn't love you? Would I do that if I didn't love you?
Yeah, anyone who's tried to hurt you I do nothing but protect you
I'm sorry. It's a pop auto said that if you say something about him
I should call you a dumb car. Your father has merely disabled me when we were making you
You think I would do that if I didn't love you
Yeah, he said you're meant to win this game.
I listen, I don't know what he's talking about.
He might be the G Fuel, he's having too much G Fuel or something.
You've got to come back on the caffeine mate, alright?
I think you're misinterpreting what's being said, uh, Jimmy.
Your mum's not a cunt, she's a good woman, alright?
You're not allowed to call your mum a cunt.
Alright, so you don't want me to do that then?
No, mate. Jesus. Does it make you feel good to call her a cunt?
I hope you learn something mate.
Maybe you could try calling her mommy.
That might be cute.
Mommy!
Oh my god.
This mommy is awesome.
Oh wow.
And honey, check your phone.
I sent you something important.
See?
It's okay.
You made her back so she doesn't cry.
Guys, it's really great that you're taking the time to talk to each other and let
each other know how you're feeling.
It's okay, we made her back, so she doesn't cry.
Guys, it's really great that you're taking one time to talk to each other and let each other know how you feel.
Oh, shit.
Yes, there's just so much pressure.
What do you think? I can imagine.
So, Ash, do you feel like there's any hope for us?
I'm starting to think that there is no hope.
Hey, of course there is.
Hey, Taylor Piss.
Yes?
Will you give my daddy a fuck?
Jimmy.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Jamie, look at me.
If you ever disrespect me like that in front of strangers,
I will turn you into the Swedish
and put you in the Pacific Ocean.
Do you hear me?
Yeah.
Don't forget your mother is Colombian.
I think you're starting to...
I think that if you might be getting to you.
Yeah, I...
Sometimes I smoke. I smoke every morning.
I want to fuck him. Do you mean to this? I'm loyal to your mother, all right?
Oh, I don't fuck everything I see. You told me that you will fuck him.
And I just want to know, okay honey, you know what? Be honest with him.
Do you mean I allow your father to go around and fuck other women?
I do. You think I'm going to deal with that on a condom by myself all day every day?
He's insatiable. What is this word in French? Insatiable?
Yes. I'm not dealing with that on my own, but that's just how life is.
It doesn't mean we don't love each other right honey. Yeah, exactly exactly mate. It's yeah love wife is like a gamble. Sometimes you get harpies
wait, Bob auto
Listen, I try to give him the birds the B story and the jackpot was the winning gambler bit
Sometimes you don't win the gamble and you get herpes
But he thinks I said harpies because he's you know, good luck to the head. I'm scared of hoppies. They're this big fly and they're scary
I don't want to get a bobby
Don't have fucking sex without a condom when you be right mate
Oh I...
Go on a baby either
You're early for training
Just a few years anyway
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'm scared of bobbies
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Honey, yes, you cannot get that
You fly Virgin Airlines, that wouldn't be possible for you
Don't worry, you don't have to have irrational fear
Yeah, airplanes are up too high for hoppies.
Well, no, your father actually, that's where he got it.
He got it up on a plane, but that's okay
because he takes medication for it.
Look how healthy he looks.
I really feel like we're making progress.
I think you're making fantastic for it.
It's great that you're just letting everything out
and go in the open, you know?
Jimmy, what's else?
Mommy's really letting everything out in the open, huh?
Tray, last one night.
I only have room for one man, it's that little B.D. eyed man right there, look at him, he's
so sexy, I wouldn't, I'm not attracted to anything else, I think and I dream about him every
day and every night.
Yeah.
I think it's good, I think this was really good progress for today, maybe you should
be interested in maybe a having a therapy session people have to yeah from
harpies yeah Jimmy you're something spectacular you're making our therapists
who are trying to keep us a straight face over people's bullshit start
laughing
yeah I'll give you a gift yeah you can use this to protect yourself it's
It's getting a bit worn down a bit.
No, you're good.
No, but I don't have any more of those.
I'm sure you're right.
I don't think many women will find them attractive.
Oh, wait, I want baseball.
Are you in with our controller?
Yeah.
No, I was just about to say it.
No, wait.
Thanks, Weedy.
You come out of here through the shoot.
Thank you, Miss Ash.
We really appreciate you.
Here you go.
Of course.
I'll give you some free G-Fuel.
What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, thanks a lot.
head anymore I appreciate it. I'm here. Get closer. Oh, I'm trying. It's right over here.
What over here? Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Here we go, lady. Make sure you use it when
you play Blackjack. It helps you focus. It helps you win. Thank you very much. Yeah,
It's faze barely
I like all these you guys like holy fives
Yeah, you like ninja. Yeah, I like ninja. I love ninja. Yeah, me too
You guys like
the fuck out there it sells a fucking G fuel would you okay Jesus fucking Christ
hey you guys want to buy some G fuel misto's mmm the flavor fees barely oh that's
a good one yeah it's 500 dollars please it makes you with a little blackjack
it's you very focused I'm wondering yeah 500 please
let's go downstairs i'll get some cash okay i'll just give it to you now
then let's find this one and how much do you want to go pay for it
this one yeah it makes you really get a blackjack
thanks oh yeah
chicory this is on the ground too i think it's great you've put a good
work ethic oh wow
Alright, see you guys at the tables later Jimmy. Call me if you want more
Yeah, we can watch it in your little
My
Yeah, no problem this door go downstairs. You want a race?
Okay. Yeah. Hey, I have your stuff. All right. Come on. Let's go across to you. Actually,
wait, is it just money? You want more? I don't have enough for more, but it's too bad about
Wow, I don't know. I'm wanting pretty well. Oh, hold on give me a second
JD win a thousand more dollars this guy's fucking insane. What the fuck?
Like actually what the fuck this is crazy. Thank you. I got
No, I hand it over mr. Okay
Here we go. I
Don't even know what to say. That's so much money. Thank you, man. You made my fucking you made my month
Thank you. That's nuts absolutely fucking insane
Thank you insane. Thank you so much
Suck him off. Okay to be fair $5,000 is I cannot give a $5,000 blow job
That would that would be some wild shit
Feel like my blow jobs would be maybe worth $50
tsunami yeah, I'm gonna punish him first first
Yeah
I'm gonna punish him for role-playing
There we go
Yeah, it's a lot.
Yeah, try not to look so...
I apologize, Mayor Crimson.
Hello.
What a good day, man.
What a good...
...fucking day.
Six and out? No, I'm gonna stay on.
I-I might just ride it out, dude.
I gotta be up in five hours anyways.
I don't know.
Would I be saying that if you didn't get thousands of dollars for no reason?
Hey, it's not for no reason.
It's cause I'm a funny guy.
guy because I'm a funny internet man it's for a good reason it's not about the
RP with Jordan that's the problem. Podchip! Thanks for the fight! Appreciate it.
That's nice. E-Clown. Yeah. You're gonna be both starting a job a day. You liked
Anjulio brother? Bourbon? Whiskey? Etc. My fave but damn some nice tequila.
I'm a tequila man
I've been getting into wines actually recently funny enough I
Like yeah, I like bourbon. Thanks for the 420. This is too much money. This is really too much money. I
mean, if you're giving it out, but
I'm a tequila guy. Yep. I like whiskey. I
Do like whiskey I like
um that habiki harmony that shit's good or any of the habiki's really that
shit's really fucking good do I like gin fuck no I don't like gin fuck no I
don't yeah habiki's really good I like G fuel and vodka very good did uh Topo
Chico's new seltzer's are fucking gas those are so good man those are good
Please don't delete the VOD?
Why would I delete the VOD?
I'm not a fucking epic quit out of this shit.
That is such fail fucking RPG.
What the fuck is that, dude?
Nothing that bad happened.
There's been worse.
And anytime I get nervous about any banner that might have happened though, I...
try to remind myself of, uh, where the bar is at on this website.
I'm pretty sure.
I-I don't-I normally, uh, I don't know.
What's this?
So literally has the artwork is his title. Yeah, sometimes he does as long as soda keeps saying it. We're I think we're good
Achieve your goals and be good aspirations think bigger think bigger. I have no idea what is happening in this conversation
I have no idea what is happening
place to be told this guy is no wonder why this guy is a security guard drugs but I told
you me the drugs but Jimmy things perceive cells Jimmy the drugs you know if you do business
with your phone Gary and achieve your goals yeah I got a little there's some layers I am
bummed that Gary didn't work out man check the other clip which one you guys are linking
so many I'm wrangler and you've been wrangled pal bro try to help us yeah I
gotta do that I'll do it right now it's the same clip oh is it okay the titles
are just different you're only 15 you could probably wait a few years anyway
bro this guy's like an omega oiler what the fuck
one man's all the time you know shit
hello
hey mom
stay out of trouble
he's my son he's a little special
hello Jimmy
hello mister
how you doing
uh
dude JD went absolutely fucking insane
I don't even know what to say anymore
Thank you, obviously. That's a very kind, two kinds.
Really. But I do appreciate it. That's really nice of you.
Thank you. Insane. Omega Euler.
Like actually, so many refunds? No, I don't think so.
My club is kind of meta. It looks legit to me.
Which is crazy, because I only ship.
Mom's credit card, Bussin'.
you know man sometimes I think that I'm wealthy but then someone throws around
thousands of dollars like it's nothing and I'm just like sheesh some people
really do just got it like that hey oh hey I think something washed washed away
my head a bit of a headache yeah yeah so I still have some more money for you
Yeah, why meet me at my home, Mr.
Okay, I'll see you there. Oh, why?
Why?
What is a 13k couch look like I don't know good or restoration hardware is website and look at their couches
And there are nothing about oil or death not more than the majority of the time bro should hit the boat sometime bowling smoking
Guns you name it just saying bro great entertainment brother
smoking guns
drugs
Don't do drugs not anymore. I don't
Thanks for the thousands of dollars though. That's fucking crazy
Do you pay for my prosthetic ball? Actually? Yeah new ball boys new ball height new ball height
Wait, is this like
Judges oh
You can call a judge now
Actually
Those 13k cats look like regular cats. The restoration are the ones, bro. You got to sit on it, bro
Yeah, come up here
Okay
Okay, well, I wasn't joined the nice donations
And to you Flugger Aaron paintball is the greatest character idea of all time. Holy Jesse sticks you Flugger
He has the power of paintball friendship and teamwork. You promised us you Flugger
You got but you guys think this is the greatest character. All right. What do you want?
Good morning.
Hi, good morning.
That's so long.
Snack special is thanks to my new primes!
Appreciate the prime. Check those primes.
Yeah.
See you out there next to money, Mr. Wall.
Yeah, that's the money right here.
Yeah, keep it coming, Mr. Wall.
Oh, there's another $2 bill.
Oh, alright.
Thank you.
I know.
This is the best character.
character. You're right as always.
Alright, this will probably be the last you get for a while.
For a while?
Yeah. I mean, I wish you could come to me soon with more money. I'm pretty close to being out.
How much I get, huh?
Yeah, alright, good luck. I'll probably be out soon, though, forever.
Okay, we'll see you around.
Okay.
Bye.
Hey, what's up, son? How you doing, mate?
Hey, can you call Bessam for the Wii Up?
Yeah, you got the $25,000?
Yeah, I got it.
You okay? What's that?
Yeah, some guy, some angry man is trying to chase me right now, but it's fine. I'm going away.
Okay, where are you, mate?
I just left my house.
Okay, uh, where the fuck do you live?
You know what?
Yeah.
Yeah, nah. I'll come pick you up, mate. We'll get the 25 grand, give it to me and cash so I can send it to Bassam.
Alright?
Okay.
Alright.
Hey!
Hey, I'm here, mate.
Yeah, mate. In the car. In the car, actually, mate.
Over here.
Right.
Jesus Christ.
I hope you didn't look at your mother's fucking vagina in there in that fucking middle, mate.
She had her legs wide open. See that shit?
Yeah, I was scared.
Oh, fuck, we might have to kill somebody.
Wee-wee!
Yeah, y'all that fuck you.
I know you're a cool shit, and you couldn't bring your buddy up to it, but you sure
gotta be up there.
You know what's happening?
There's no problem.
What's your fucking problem, mate?
You're stronger than I am. I need my eight hours or I'm useless.
I can shit the bill!
Throw all the dough.
You're that shit.
That standing jet ski does sound tempting.
Yeah, she was mean.
Thanks man, seriously. I don't even know what to say. Thank you.
That's actually crazy.
You're insane. You're a madman.
Grace, this is how you fuck someone's day out.
Hold on, mate.
Screw you, hippie!
Anyways, let's go to the bank and get this cash before we kill ourselves.
Let's do it again!
Yeah, screw you fucking hippie!
Let's get that.
Earned more than I did in a year from a random guy donating day.
You earn less than $6,000 a year?
That's not good.
Yes? That's really not good.
Sorry.
Um, I mean, she can live in across the road and that shit all night.
You wanna just live upstairs?
Yeah, I guess I'm going.
Uh, I don't know, like I'm gonna die, but I don't know if I should take you to that step yet.
We did just have therapy and we were still being a bit of a pussy.
Yeah, I thought it might be kind of cool if I, like, you know, got the boards off there and wet people with there.
And then like the people that live there, I just sell G Fuel too.
And then they just sell with there and like different wombs.
And then I could just, I wouldn't even have to wait.
Yeah, they told that a fucking crack house mate.
A what?
I crack house mate. That's what this what's a quack. You know, I don't worry about that
Just give us the fucking cash your knucklehead, and I'm gonna get some gear
Man, I'll go get bathroom to get you some gear
cross
Basin to call me
I'm gonna go to the park. I cut the rubbish yesterday
Isn't that the cut that shot us in Robbys yesterday the big nose Tony cut?
Yeah, we're supposed to be good though, but I mean
Well, I mean it's up to you
They gave me what they owed me and they was like make sure I was in man
And I was like, well, I don't know.
That's not a proper auto's decision.
I don't know.
Hey, mate.
How you going, pal?
Where's my gun and my money?
Oh, I'm happy that you're back, dog.
No, no, no, no.
You might have paid his back here.
Rob me, you took my gun and my money,
and my other shit too.
I did do that, dog.
I told you that I couldn't speak for him.
I mean, if he's going to be manned, then.
That shit long gone.
Oh, I'm going to get the fuck out of the casino.
Welcome back.
I
That was yeah, if you see me need something to fucking leave until he gives me 20 grand. Oh, why?
I just give him coke
Hey, listen, mister
You know with what I are calling everything and it's nothing personal
But my daddy said that you and your friends can't come back until you give him $20,000
Mr.. Lot's not happening. You know, I'll tell you that they go fuck himself
All right
Jesus Christ. Hey, Tony said to fuck yourself
Are they yeah, you yeah, he's getting on the bike. What do you say cut?
she's
Hey, what's up Jim?
Hey, you're doing all right, you hear what I think?
Yeah, I did.
All right, you heard the boy.
You heard the boy, you took him out for water, right?
Yeah.
All right, you heard the fucking boy.
You don't have to leave no fucking mercy, OK?
My dad wants to get my mama fucked.
OK, I mean, yeah, that's what mom and dad's do.
Yeah, I guess that's true, probably.
I mean, that's how you came to be.
You know what I mean?
He said that if I give a cool fuck a harpy could attack me
No, I hope he's cut attack it, which is why you always double bag it Jim. You understand me
All right, it doesn't it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how hot she is. I rate you always double bag it
Put a bag over her head and then a heart they won't attack me
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about
Put a bag over her head put two bags over her head and then a harpy won't attack us
I didn't say that just dropped all that money. That's crazy. I guess just dropping thousand dollars talking about drugs on twitch
That's fucking cool
That's actually badass
Damn, that's fucking sick. You guys think he's fucked up
On a Sunday
It is
He said brother in the donation
full of times
you think it's gonna get refunded? I don't know man I think that rich people just
wake up from nights where they blew a bunch of money and they're just like oh
well just like fuck it yeah like me with mine it's about a thousand dollar to
bottle wants to treat myself every bottle I've got since then has been
under you know what it doesn't matter okay it doesn't matter don't tell me
was it worth it yeah it's pretty fucking good 200 is the max price after that's a
scam I don't know I don't think so man I don't think so personally who says I
say salmon salmon right Solomon isn't that that shit you get from chicken who's
that king not if you wash it first you know whatever I'm just thinking about
it I know to say salmon right but whatever I'm reading salmon like the
word I always want to like sometimes I sound stupid in front of a waiter because
I'm just like what the fuck man they'd like it always looks so fucked up to me
you know what I'm saying yeah say the L
Solomon yeah that's not fucking right that's you with Wednesday you read it
Wednesday Wednesday yeah that's not right
why is there an L in that? to piss you off? I'm with you guys on this.
I fell off my bike. Well there's doctors behind me.
Oh why? Hey Maeve. It's too early for this.
I fell off my bike, lady. Aw, let's get you some bandages.
Yeah. Will you give my dad a fuck?
I
Okay, the same thing he said that I should come and tell you to give him a fuck
Okay
Oh God.
Oh! Oh!
P. Dandy. PpDandy.
PpDandy. PpDandy.
Hey, Mister War. Hey Mister War, you like the gamble?
Hell, I lost the gamble.
Yeah, do you like Bartjack?
Yeah, but she lost hundreds of thousands in fucking black and ha-
I can't hope you make more, Mr War.
How's that?
You gotta use this G Fuel, it makes you really focused.
It gives you a lot of energy.
Yeah, you're like really focused on the cars,
but really sharp.
Okay, is it one of those things where it's like a pouch
and you like stick it in your anus and it melts,
or is it like swallow, or what is it?
Well, you're supposed to dry scoop it and then snort it,
but yeah, you could probably do that.
I don't know, Mr. Orf.
You can do whatever you want with it if you buy it.
I don't care.
Oh, hello.
How much is the G Fuel?
500 a bag.
okay so you like you put it in a bag okay yeah I got I got it scooped up
individually okay what flavor is it phase berry phase berry oh that's what
flavor okay yeah let me get let me get the bag okay just one yeah just one
I want to you know simple it okay I'm gonna put it in your car mr. give me the
money first okay how many dollars five hundred four bag mr. five hundred okay
What's your uh, what's your weapon?
57.
Right, I don't know, listen, the shit better make me with a lot of fucking money.
Here's my number, call me if you want more, Mr. Wanda.
Yeah, hello, Wanda.
You guarantee me winning or what?
Yeah, won't probably make you drive better too, will we?
Oh, this is my cousin Bro, this is my cousin, wasn't he?
Yeah, it'll definitely help you win, you'll be focused on the cards and will
we shop?
Oh, hello, okay.
All right.
I'ma do the first technique that I told you.
Alright. It's in your quad box. Do it now so I know you're cool.
Probably might put it down in a fucking spoiler.
Alright. Yeah.
Hello? What are you calling?
Hello? Yeah.
I'm definitely gonna call you again bro.
Okay Mr. O, save my number.
Okay, hello? Listen, someone left me stuck in the back of my throat.
Uh, you got any water?
Yeah, I can give you water.
here you go mr. thanks bro yeah no problem what's your name Jackie snow
the plow man oh shit Jackie snow the plow man
I'm George George Petrozan I'd like to meet you George mr. I'll be keeping in
contact with you okay okay mr. okay what Omega Euler say the FOA and more
or the biggest pansies so sad I got you guys these idiots answer the other lines
before I pass out you understand what's a BF what's a BOFA Bank of America
Bofa I got wait why both of these nuts okay I'm glad that we at least agree
red is the best wine American or Italian though Italian definitely Italian
right? Shit is a big damsel and we're going to find this.
No! What's this?
Pilbus, Pilbus, Pibbus.
I'm going to get you before the storm. What's your number, Mr. O?
Uh, 220.
Okay. Oh, I'm Mr. O. I'm going to ping you in a second, okay?
Alright, dope. No problem.
No way.
Yes, way.
You're going to get the white, white wines?
I don't like, I don't know. I like reds.
I've had a white wine. It's too sweet.
Reds are 2,000 times better. Yeah, I feel like the uh, flit
Okay, stick with me here. I feel like the uh,
diversity in like flavor profiles you can get with reds is, you know what?
I don't need to explain myself to you motherfuckers, okay? All right. You agree? Thanks.
It's true though. Thank you.
Snobby wine. That's not even snobby!
I just feel like they're like with reds sometimes you can get it where it's a little more sweet and
Sometimes it'll be like a little more dry with which I like sometimes it's kind of spicy, you know
There's it's just I feel like reds can you there's a nice variety with reds. All right, that's all I'm saying
And then whites to it's just too sweet
Any time I've had a white wine. I saw this really really sweet spicy. Yeah, man
Sometimes that should have a nice spice to it. Maybe I've had bad white wine. I don't know
Do you like pork? Did you mean to say pot?
Portland is not that place where you can do drugs now or something?
No, what's pork? What is that? Is that kind of wine?
Hey, oh
He's back. Did someone just call me out being Italian? Yes, true. I'm three quarters hybrid Southern country
No matter in fact I won five hundred dollars off a drunk dude in Providence, R.H.
Not believing I was from Houston slash ATX my whole life
Is that that place where you can do drugs now or something?
No, what's port? What is that? Is that kind of wine?
Heyo. Uh oh. He's back.
Wait, did someone just call me out being Italian?
Yes, truly, three-quarters hybrid southern country.
No, whatever.
Matter of fact, I won $500 off a drunk dude in Providence, RH,
not believing I was from Houston slash ATX my whole life.
And BTW, you guys always good energy. Trust.
There you go.
Thanks for the 420. It's a lot of money.
There's some good energy in here.
I swear, this is the best chat on Twitch
on Moon's off days.
100%. This is the best...
on Wednesdays and Sundays. This chat is the best on...
Hey, come up here, Mr. War. I got something for you.
There's stairs. Take the stairs.
All right. I'm gonna put it in the bag.
All right, here you go, Mr. All.
This is for helping me out.
Oh, shit.
All right, bit.
Yeah, but if you like it, then you can call me for more.
All right.
If you need a pineapple, anybody else?
Just hit me up, all right?
Yeah, I'll write.
I probably will.
All right.
Sounds good.
Be safe, Jimmy.
All right, Mr. All.
I've never been to Rhode Island.
I've never been to New York at all.
It's a shit all.
I have been to Boston a lot, though, and I like Boston,
but all the all the white on white racism is just really well just racism in general
it's just out of hand there it's really it's boston's scary boston's true racist
dude i swear boston is the only place in america where you can get fucked up for being the wrong
kind of white it's the only it's the only fucking place it should be scary only place
I know of at least
Have I tried being Jewish in any large city?
No, I've never tried being Jewish. No reason specifically. I
Just haven't tried it
However, if I had a friend that was
Practicing that and they invited me to
You know a temple or some sort of
Jewish holiday, I would accept to experience the culture.
It's unreasonable.
Yeah, I've just never, uh, the opportunity hasn't came up.
I guess he converted to Judaism just to make you do that.
Well, then I would maybe say, uh, you know, Max, I think you might be doing this for the wrong reasons.
This could come off as offensive.
I think would be my reply to that.
You can't convert to Judaism?
Really? Is that true? I don't know.
I thought you- Yeah, you can. You can, right? You can convert.
You can, but it's hard.
It's hard?
Sorry, but not really.
Yeah, you gotta do like that- that ceremony, right? Like...
When you become a man, right?
What's it called? Bar Mitzvah?
Is there any religion you can't convert to? It's not like a gang, right?
You don't got to be born into that shit
I'll be born into that shit
Get jumped in get jumped into Judaism
Hey, here's some
Some G's believe you're not real do if your mom isn't
Hey, you got you need some stuff to keep you walking long going fast on this to us
Oh yeah sure do. I got some really good G Fuel.
Oh shit G Fuel. Okay.
Yeah it's 500 a bag.
500 a bag.
I mean this stuff it's gonna keep you warm. You're gonna get through your room like
way faster Mr.
Alright I'll take two bags. I don't know what's the number I'll give you.
Oh you have G Fuel?
Yeah. 415-07-069-25. Yeah I got G Fuel. You guys want some fuel?
yeah how much is g fuel 500 a bag it's you're gonna be really fast you're gonna
be real focused you're gonna get done with work so quick
what flavor is it? phase barely yeah oh my god I might I might get some g fuel
500 a bag you should buy some what about you mr. back there yeah what do you sell
I got G fuel for 7G4, there you go again.
It's just like energy supplement and it makes you really really focused, really focused
crystal.
It's like a pre-workout of a dinner.
Yeah, it makes you really good at blackjack.
It's for gamers.
Oh, I'm a gamer.
Yeah.
Yes, you were wrong about religion.
What does that game mean?
Did you get uh did you get that money yeah, I got it
We'll try to find my direct contact
No, you talked me through doughnuts. What's that miss or who?
You do you want something so I know me me. Yeah, what is that game where?
it's like a it's like you know for night for it now no you know like a
tick tock what is a ticket talk yeah I don't know how else to explain it than
mr. oh there's a game the boomers play minecraft Mike I know I know oh yeah
minecraft it's like what you play there yeah yeah yeah is that the the square
game yeah I know it yeah yeah what what it does then what you like really fast
like you're gonna get done with work really fast you're gonna be out of here
I want some how I five hundred yeah it's like coffee yeah that's five hundred
Okay, I don't have any cash though.
Let's use your phone.
I'll give you one of mine. Let's just do this. I'll give you one of mine.
I'll just give you one of mine to test it out.
Yeah, I want to try this shit.
Alright, here you go. You got my number, right?
Yeah, I got your number.
if you want more mr. Oh okay okay yeah just call me if you want more here do it so I know you guys are cool
share what was your name hell game bino hell game bino yeah
he's all right oh are you the gambler kid yeah gambling oh shit
Wait, there's- there's-
I lost my game.
One-one free HP guys.
Oh my god.
This will all be with Blackjack!
Wait, really?
Yeah, it makes you focused and-
Oh my god.
Will we show up on the table?
I'm mixing this up with my water bottle.
Yeah.
I-I-I need to put this rubbish down.
I don't want to get trash juice.
It won't take very long.
Bye, Mistor!
I'm trying to look and find my direct contact.
Okay, this is not the real guy, I don't think.
Did you really just say just how freedom goes?
really? If not gay and nothing wrong with being gay but really with that answer? I love your channel bro, keep killing it, take care.
Listen, I'll be honest, okay?
No, I don't think it is.
Okay, listen, here's the thing, alright.
I typically don't hang out with people that I don't know.
Okay?
And I'm sorry, alright?
You seem like a nice guy, but I don't want to be murdered in a shed, okay?
All right, I think that's fair.
Hung out with you, well I hung out, now hold on, I hung out with you at a convention, all
right?
And I don't think I'm going to go to conventions anymore, because I don't think I want to
be shot in the face, okay?
Where would I prefer to be murdered?
It's not the location that is the problem.
I do now with all that being said I do really appreciate
the thousands of dollars and the hundreds of gifted subs.
All right. I really do.
But uh, you know, and I don't want to lead you on by saying
Hey, maybe if you watch a little bit and we could get to know
each other. I don't want to lead you on.
But uh, you know, no, it's not the guy you thought it's
not come to you pussy. Are you srs? I've never met new
BTW ever yeah, it's tiny direct email or WE contacts so you can understand brother are you for real? Wow
Okay, look
Here's the thing. All right. All right. Let's news
All right, look if you want I think it's
Relatively easy to contact me on discord. All right, so if you want to reach out to me, that's fine, but you know
Be real
You can hit me up on discord if you want, but I don't think we're gonna hang out
And again, I'm just I I'm trying to be nice. All right. I really am. I really am okay
But I usually why not?
Listen, I don't normally hang out with people that aren't from the same set as me. All right
What are you doing? What are you guys doing?
We look for a bike for racing so
I'm not really trying to sell it. No
I got something I probably hope you guys waste though
What is it?
Yeah follow me Miss Fuss
Yeah I'm relatively easy to contact the discord if you would like to talk about this a little more in private
Maybe, here you go
It's just some sort of a new truck, aww, a new sport drink
No I got some stuff, yeah it's like a, it's called G Fuel
It's called make your own G Fuel
We'll be fast and focused up a waste
how much does it cost? 500 a bag, Mr. Oh. Okay. Can I win one? Yeah. What's your phone
number? 415-070-6925. Study 1-1-2. There you go. Thanks, Mr. Oh. All right, let's start
the event in all two of you. Yeah, you guys are going to win the race because of this
stuff I'm telling you mistos what flavor g fuel is it phase barely oh that's a
good one the hell is face baby yeah it's good trust me you guys go thank you
you can get this you just took both oh it's just a bag oh all right well thank
you here you go face barely g fuel well you can snort it if you want that's
I mean, I mix it with water, but if we know I give it to a stone said I don't know why
All right, so when you get some water to mix it. Yeah
All right, well, thank you. Good work on the waste. Mr.
Or is call me if you want more G fuel you have my number white. Yeah
Slow coke right under a security camera. Oh, come on. Those aren't plugged in normally
Love your content. I listen to stream every day. Where where do you work? I don't know where you work
game's up those tall business had a pizza place that sounds cool I wish there
was good pizza in Austin pizza here fucking sucks there is man is there not
hell no dude I'm gonna be real I might fuck around and like try it like I might
see like what the dominoes is like cuz I like the local places I've been to
it they're not they're really they're not buzzing I might fuck around to you
what the dominoes is is like your home slice i mean home side home slices i mean it's straight
it's all right it's cool call that's all i don't know he's probably just going to make
yo what's going on how you doing me know i was making wondering if you need any body
god action or if you're doing good yeah i'm doing okay how are you scruffy i'm doing okay i'm
I'm just clowning around, you know me.
Oh, I, yeah, I'll come pick you up where you are.
I'm at the pier, you want me to meet you at the front?
Yeah, I gotta get my, my mo-bed fixed,
but as soon as I'm done with that, I'll come to you.
All right, goodbye, Hephae.
I'll see you around.
Oh, it's coffee.
Bye.
We've had pizza press?
No.
We won't find good pizza in Austin,
but barbecue on the other end?
Yeah, definitely good barbecue.
Good, just like tacos, too, man.
Just Mexican food here, that shit's good.
Dude, honestly, like, it's just Asian food here in general.
Like, all of it.
It's really good, like Indian food.
Fucking a lot of good Vietnamese food.
Yeah, there's a lot of good Vietnamese food here.
Thai? Yeah, there's good Thai food here too.
There's just a lot of good food here, man.
Oh, sheesh.
In-pat, four, oh my God.
Dude, people were just running over it all day.
Greek food?
I don't know if I've ever had Greek food.
I'm glad to like, was it?
Euros, right?
Gyros?
Gyros, thank you.
Yeah.
Euros is the currency.
Baklava?
Oh, dude.
Good baklava is fucking crazy.
That shit is fire.
I just want to be friends with Penta.
Look, I feel bad, all right?
What do you mean we do?
Okay, all right, here we go.
Another don't know.
Penta pole.
See what your community says.
All right, are you sure?
Penta pole are a chat and see what our community
thoughts you want IRL content.
You know what I mean in real life content
which has never seen.
Oh shit.
That's up to you sleep on that brother.
You do you, but I pray your head
and get your head right before water is 60 and below.
That's actually a good point.
Wait, does it get that cold?
I think he's talking about the lake chat.
I don't think he's talking about dumping my body in the lake.
He's just talking about the lake.
IRL murder?
Yes, it is.
IRL murder stream.
It does get that cold?
In Texas?
All right, mods, get the pull up.
I get the pull up.
I don't know.
Snowed?
That's true.
Get my head right.
All right, look, I tell you what.
Like I said, I'm easy to contact.
All right.
I'm easy to contact on Discord.
There you go.
I'm easy to contact on Discord.
Easy?
I really am.
I am easy to contact.
I just don't like to message my mods back
because they piss me off.
Fucking Chris.
I'm about to get a lot of Discord messages.
Yeah, this one guy said penis.
Wait, oh wait, I want to go get a repair car.
Come on, I'm a bad woman.
Is this stream ending?
No, I don't know.
No, I'll give you guys at least eight hours.
Were you here for the IRL fan stream?
Yeah, a lot of people were.
In real life content, which is never seen, I'm sure.
Hey.
Baby, your bodyguard's waiting for you at the,
there, are you okay?
Is anything wrong?
No, I just gotta fix my school law.
Okay, do you have money for these?
Okay, I, Skruffy's waiting here for you.
How are you?
driving around the city is such a fuck on a bike it's such a fucking hazard
penta willing to meet with viewers and private money I didn't say that okay
that's not what I said for a lot of money actually the stream penta really
appreciate you and love you man been a rough year
I tweeted something nice like that whatever bro you're not interested it's
So good. You may be pretty damn taller, but I have way on nice beard.
Come on, J.B.
You'd be a fool to pass up on this whether you'd do live or not, or even second or third
live in the future.
Hmm. That's so long.
What?
All right, we'll see. Now I'm a little...
Now it's getting sexual.
Hello, Mr. Whale. Hey, you want some G Fuel?
Sure.
How are you? It's five under the back. It's going to make you really get a black
Jack come make it we we focused yeah you know helping it with blackjack yeah
it won't be work I make a hundred thousand dollars a day using this 57
Mr. I'm just a hundred grand a day yeah I wake up every day and make a hundred
grand here you go mr. what am I doing with my life here call me if you want
more it's really good stuff mr. all right I think I'm doing a meet up with
fans at a rim fair uh i'm pretty sketched out by just like i don't know i feel like too
many people hate me to meet up with fans like back in the day i was so down to do that kind of
shit but now i don't know dude yeah definitely need you up if i need more yeah i'll like
five one seven zero seven zero six nine two five they say five one seven whoops it's a
Michigan area code. What's your name?
First, I just have you as g fuel guy.
Yeah, let's go to.
All right, you're in there.
Hi, Mr.
Nice to meet you.
That's your code from Lansing.
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
Hey, it's Timmy.
Hey, Timmy.
I give me why you why?
Yeah, I'm going to wake you.
Yeah, I'm awake by now.
Oh, why?
I'm biking around right now. I gotta get my
My school to fix all right. Can I meet you somewhere? Yeah, I just I got a lot to tell you
And I don't know how much longer I'm gonna be up
We'll start and finish somewhere else. All right
All right, we'll just go to just start meet me at home
All right
Yeah
Listen JDC, I'm sure he's a really nice guy and I'm sure he's a lot of fun to hang out with
But uh, you know
Can you tell what kind of mask I'm wearing?
You look like a dog. A dog goes
Yeah, that's not right
You're doing down here kid. This is not safe 7g fuel
Night time and this is the south side man. Yeah, I'm sorry people out here
like who like gsf and all of this guy it looks like it's dangerous
he's like green armband i mean what is it oh wait really
i just walked in here he's probably doing the same thing as usl and gfuel or the fuck you said
why do you think that i don't know it's south side nighttime
You should be a boys officer. Me? Yeah, you sound good at it, Miss Joy. Maybe I shouldn't be a good guy. I don't think they would take me though.
I'm sure they'll hire people that have killed Leo's. Yeah. Who's Leo? Who's Leo? Oh yeah, don't worry about that. Have a great day. Bye, Miss Joy. See ya.
Oh, the VODs on life support, but I also think I need to keep it up so I can document what led to my murder
Might be played in a courtroom anyways
No, I like I said I used to be honestly like I don't know
Listen, I'm sure that he's a nice guy and he means well
but I
And I used to be down to do that kind of shit like if this was two years ago
I'd totally be it down for it, but like you know lately with how many people have decided that they would kill me
I thought maybe it might be a good idea to not put myself in positions where people could
So like
Even like conventions and shit like I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I'm all good on that
All right, there was a hard and beyond drunk and nearly
1.5 liters on down special k. I summer and some nice, but well there it is
Mine. Okay. It always is. Well, Chad always take accountability for your actions and always tell the truth communication and honesty is everything
Good don't know
Saved life lessons with JD. There we go. Have fun. Uh, sounds like you're having fun
Just don't
Don't regret this. You might you might you might want to stop donating
You might regret this in the morning. That's all
I don't know
keep milking him no i actually feel bad i'm considering turning doughnuts off
because i feel bad i don't i don't want him to wake up and regret this
shit you know but anytime i'm walking up and
checked my venmo to some girl named sparkles i normally don't regret it i'm just like wow
shit i mean i'm basically just an internet stripper right
hey penta hey fan hello hang out sometime we can go to a dark county somewhere and i can
show you my night collection and stuff and it totally won't be sketchy okay love
you bye thank you
I chase you
what energy supplement like an energy drink samples you wanted me off the
wall mr. oh I didn't need to sorry it's okay yeah that's all
any samples no you can buy some of my one in a bag if you want you can buy a
school what the fuck yeah it'll make you when we get a backjack
really give me two three hundred no I don't want to try what it is yeah I was
gonna say like what the fuck stay there do I have to stay in the world no I
mean it's up to you man like you're a free person right no pull over pull over
Yeah, it's dangerous.
Okay.
It's not like I have a farmer's market booth or something to be selling.
Do you feel any?
Got a store or something?
No.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Mouse.
Thank you.
That's nice.
Just thinking about my wife and what I've become
I thought you were like 12, dude
15
Yeah, sorry, I don't know you just won't one mr. Yeah
do you want blackjack? this stuff will make you really good at blackjack
I make a hundred thousand a day it makes oh shit yeah you take it it makes you
like really focused and like how much I lose how much I lose a day on the
wheel bro you gotta take this stuff oh I take it listen to me okay you take it
why and then you get 20,000 dollars and go to the 10k table oh I bet and
then this is what you do you just kind of you know you play basic
strategy white and then you just bid your time till you get a good double down
Okay, okay, I mean I do have 300k in ships
Sorry, it took me a little bit to bag it
Well, you know cuz it's a G fuel is illegal
What the fuck?
0706925
I'm not to be off the yoinkers on this fucking G Fuel shit, bruh
What?
I said I'm not to be off the yoinkers on this G Fuel shit, I'm gonna be hitting you up all the time
I love Gamble
I feel like you're trying to say this G Fuel Bussin
Yeah it is
It's gonna be G Fuel Bussin
You wanna try this G Fuel, then?
Oh yeah
You got it? I'm gonna buy my own
I mean, let me buy one real quick as well, kid
So see, he's gonna take his
How are you?
all right now that we are cool send me your cell and we can schedule a really
platonic meetup god damn I meant me my back that actually wasn't him that was
a fake don't know that was a fake don't know
hey will you get this shit out bro that's so easy
yes isn't he dead no he faked his death
oh that's the second person on that big dude
Yeah
Yeah, some guy named Gunther Queen was a CI and also fixed his death
Now he's on Twitter, so we're gonna make it real. You know I'm saying hell. Yeah. All right
What's up guys? Do you make it real for me?
What's going on what's up everyone I just fucking woke up. Oh shit I
Look crazy dude. I just fucking I
I fucking pass out man. Holy shit. I needed like a
You know what I'm saying, you know, I'm saying I need to just like a like a quick, but it's for fuck
I wanted to be on a little earlier. What time did I end like 430? Okay?
That's not bad. Are the allegations true?
Yeah
Yeah, it's true
I've done things for free beef and jetters that I'm not I'm not proud of it
Unfollowed no come on. I'm an addict. I'm an addict Lisa day
Shit that serves like right now, right?
Think I said for right quick sandwich. Yeah, yo
Hi
Well, yeah, because we plan to hang out and do stuff today
Yeah, yeah, that's all right. Did you make the character?
Yeah
Okay, nice
What's the name of the character?
Wait, I just made it so
Sorry, I'm okay
Stage fright. Um fine. Can I open it to check what it was? Yeah, that's totally fine, Lisa
I'll let you know if I remember as I'm opening it up, okay, that's 100% fun
Okay
So I tell you what why don't we why don't we just give me one second
Okay, why don't you just uh, why don't why don't why don't you just go to the RPD lot and like I'm probably gonna get the shop back up here right now
And I gotta get all this confetti out of here probably so you got like 15 minutes probably
Yeah, 50 minutes. Confetti. Yeah.
I had a confetti. I had 20 K subs.
I did a confetti. Can it's fucking everywhere?
Congratulations.
What's been going on with you today?
Oh, shit, it's not even capture.
Did you just clap at your capture card?
No, I clapped at you.
I just like remove noise suppression so you could hear it.
Oh, OK, I see.
I thought I thought you yeah, a capture card, right?
Yeah, what's we're going on to do I've been working. What are you working on anything you can talk about?
Nope, NDAs. Nope, NDAs.
NDAs.
Actual NDAs, huh?
Yep, I got an idea for something for GTA 6. Do you want to hear it?
Mm-hmm. Have you ever have you ever played a Grand Theft Auto game like the single player?
Okay, let's go to one. So do you know how there's like hidden things around the world that you can get and it like unlocks things like collectibles. What if in GTA 6 there's like scenes of police brutality and if you pull out your phone and record it then like that's like a clip and that's a collectible.
Yeah, like is it something that you want to propose to the developers and then have it like they're I should I'm I
Talk to you have the power. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I've had meetings with the guys at rock star, you know the RP department, but they're nice guys. I
Mean you could suggest it. I think you you'd be I can ask him to run it up the ladder
You'd be it like
Probably banned from twitch entirely probably though
why all bit of a sensitive thing isn't it police brutality that should happen
yes who fucking cares it doesn't matter there's like right well that's my
opinion also my name is Laurel Laurel what Gabana like the fragrance I'm sorry I
just need to walk it back are you drawing your line up police brutality
don't you have a racist best friend no no you've told me that your best friend
is race yes you did why am I being gassed right now never said that before
nah it never happened that conversation never happened yes it did and not
you disavow yeah all right okay you disavow all right well I'll see you
Like I said, I should really fucking shop back out my room real quick
It's real quick you're gonna what shop back. I gotta go shop. That's that mean
It's a kind of vacuum cleaner. It's it's like it's a vacuum cleaner, but for men. Oh
Can I borrow it also? No
Does it clean carpet floors?
my shit
No, you should probably get a steam cleaner. You also have one of those
Okay, yeah, okay
Yeah, also, I mean, there's how bad is your carpet?
It's not that bad. There's like dust particles. I can't get with my normal vacuum
Maybe you just need a better vacuum
It's I'm sorry. It's your carpet stained with dust
Yeah, I used the wrong word it's
Crumbed okay, is it from food?
Yes, I also dust
It's like I've been I've been sweeping I've been sweeping the carpet with my foot crumbed sounds like a website for like
food fetish videos
So it's food so it's it's from food so it's it's crumbs, but it's dusty take a picture
No, no take a picture cuz I gotta know what the fuck you're talking about. It's bothering me
My floor is crazy right now. I don't want to show
How bad is it nuts?
How bad is it?
There's I haven't like cleaned up since I I
Came back so I have some clothes on the floor. Did you leave food on your desk?
No, okay, that's good
Yeah, cuz one time I left for a convention
And I left a half of a Chipotle burrito on my desk and I came back to ants
Damn, yeah, I I left a
Glass of water overnight next to me
Took a sip and I opened my eyes. There was a cricket like bathing in it
That's disgusting
Yeah, I had a weird thing happen last night
Well, I had like some fucked up sleep. I so I get sleep paralysis pretty bad, right?
No, I know sleep on your side, huh?
You gotta sleep on your side. All right. I think you're thinking of sleep apnea
No, no, no, no, I used to have sleep paralysis like, you know the demons that kind of yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I do sleep on my side. I
I still get it maybe you're sleep deprived and you don't sleep enough
You hear that champ haven't been sleeping enough
Yeah, you don't sleep regularly that happens
No, I like woke up and I saw like the biggest fucking spider on my pillow
Right, and I fucking shot out of bed through the fucking cover there
I like got up. You know like my heart still racing and shit and Chelsea's like Jesus Christ
I was like there's a fucking giant ass spider on the bed, and she gets the fuck out of bed,
too.
She's like, ah!
And then it took me a little bit to be like, fuck, I'm tripping, man.
I looked at her.
I'm sorry that happened.
That's my worst nightmare.
No, it wasn't real.
It was sleep paralysis.
Oh.
This is what I'm saying.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it wasn't real.
It wasn't real
But you were paralyzed
That's not always. I mean for a little bit, but it's you're not always
You know what I mean?
No, I get it. Maybe or maybe I'm just fucking skit. So yeah, I mean, how old are you?
31
It can come on later in life late late double. Yeah, especially I experimented with so much LSD. Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, who knows what the fuck that did to me.
Yeah, acid mushrooms will kind of do that maybe.
They can?
That's, I mean, that's, that's what I've read.
It's like, psychedelics kind of have a tendency to give you hallucinations.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, uh, what do I do?
What do I do?
I just show up.
Yeah, just show up, dog.
We're, uh, you know where the police department is?
Have to find out all right just find it you can find and then we're doing it. I think we said for six hours
So whenever we actually plan how much okay, yeah, that could be we did we said for six hours, okay, okay
It's all good
Yeah, yeah, do we say eight much that's saying eight. I swear to God. I said eight and everyone was like six is fine. I
Swear to God. That's why I have a whole hours
hours, eight whole hours. Yeah, we agreed on six. I'm pretty sure. It's your police brutal
ass police brutality. Yes. Well, I don't do that. I'm saying that because a lot of times,
you know, the Grand Theft Auto games, unless they went woke this year, or you know, this
GTA 6, unless it's going to be woke, they're like, you know, commentaries on
like America and stuff, right? It's like America satire.
So if so, if they did some, you know, some things surrounding police brutality, right?
I mean, do you want that to happen?
Do I want police brutality to happen in the game? Yeah, in game.
Yeah. Why? It's funny.
Yeah, it's funny. I don't know.
Why it's it is in game it would be funny. I guess violence in game is funny, but yeah, it's funny, man
I'll talk to you later Lisa
Okay, when do I like show up at that? Like what time do I show up 430?
430, okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah
All right, see you soon
Oh fuck yeah!
Oh fuck! Bye!
Bye!
Sound like a fucking bear.
Something new in the Discord shop?
Oh my god, they're still fucking pushing for this shit, huh?
I can get a Chun-Li?
What the fuck is this?
It changes your avatar?
It's ten dollars? For that?
Ten- it's ten dollars?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Not worth? It's kinda cool.
I might buy that it has an animation it's not doing any more though
It gives you bones
I'm gonna buy it. I'm gonna buy that
leak DMs
My DMs are people talking to me and then me not responding
Ask all my mods
I
Just may not respond it
Yeah
Yeah, I do I I told nicotine that I gotta respond. I've just I've just been fucking RP law or fucking sub with unlocked
You know get the jury one. I guess I could
Thank God. I didn't go to twitch con
Yeah, the fucking mother fuck is getting roofied and the fucking yo that kick streamer took my bit
That guy took my fucking bit man, why are we pepping? Why are we pepping?
PEP W
I gotta go he doesn't know did I enjoy TOS? Yeah, it was fun. I kind I like the um
I like the, uh, um, uh, I like the mixed lobbies.
Why the fuck is everyone puppy?
Check LSF.
Don't go to LSF, okay?
What now?
Arcade them again?
No way they got them again.
That's so long.
There's no fucking way they got them again.
again. No! For real? Delete Reddit. You have to have Reddit because it's really funny when
someone, alright this is why you need to keep Reddit. Because you have to check the popular,
you have to check the popular page and then in real life someone is going to tell you
something, they're going to be like, hey did you know, and it will be something that
came from the front page of Reddit. And then you can be like, yeah I have Reddit
too man. And it's like the ultimate, it's the ultimate shutdown. It's a good
one you can't people don't come back from that it's a really good one yep that's
what you get super rude I use that yesterday yeah that's a good one chat
the old stuff they're got to lead a pentaneys check what fucking oh I
actually opened up touch tunes that's on a relationship RP only good if
domestic abuse is involved yeah you got to do it like you have to I feel like
So like with RP, you have to make it like satire a little bit, you know?
You have to you have to exaggerate it a little bit or else it just becomes real like and you're just like do like self-insert shit, right?
So
the best way to do
Relationship RP is fuck you gene bitch fucking whale bitch
Right, I actually don't know
DMs
Moon Moon cheated- what the f-
HAHAHAHAHAH
Why would you DM me this, Peach?
What the fuck?
There's no way he doesn't know.
I just- where?
Why?
It's still on LSF.
Moon Moon accused of cheating- who is this?
Uh...
What?
Who is this guy?
King Caffeine?
I thought that was-
Her husband? She's married? That's crazy. She was married. Oh, shit
Wait, I just played town of Salem with her
Read the DMs
How'd this get out?
her husband
What uh
Okay, do you know how um
Do you know how after okay? Do you know after Thanksgiving?
Uh, there's Black Friday where it's like all the good sales.
We need like a word for after TwitchCon when everyone gets like caught in like gigafuckin' orgies with married people.
Like, like White Monday or something. Well, that sounds, that doesn't sound good. That sounds like a KKK thing.
Yeah. Freakoffs. Leaked Mondays.
White Monday.
Yeah, it's always twitch gone man, dude if you're a streamer
Poor distraction
Dude if you're a streamer and you're like down to cheat you should not go to twitch gone
Shit will get you man
Goddamn or should no
XQC was right 95% of relationship RP becomes real life. I said that fucking like eight fucking years ago, man
I said that shit like eight fucking years ago
XQC was right. What?
You have to beat the fuck out of
Cuz I guess I guess there was that psych harder shit, too
yeah it eventually dude this is the clip yeah this is the clip five years ago
we didn't tell you how you we didn't tell you here about how reddit is making
this about chain gang what the fuck this has been a crazy sub-a-thon what's
happening you're newish here well this is crazy mr. k was right about what
everything. Chat's turning on me. What did I do? Hey! I didn't even play 4.0! What the hell? I didn't play! I wasn't
involved in that shit! Remember, I wasn't there! I wasn't there! Remember? How could I? I don't know! I don't
know what this is! I don't know what I'm doing! Wait, I'm actually invested. Grayson said my DMs are
safe with him oh that's nice oh wait this isn't Grayson oh who is this but
don't worry your DMs are safe with me oh Peach says I need a rundown hello what
why do you know about all this shit cuz you fixed your sleeping schedule what
what do you mean well you said you sent me what's happening yeah yeah well
that's because Moot and I are oh oh we're like little ladies that like the sip
tea I love drama yeah the tea is good huh I would love to pretend I'm above it
but oh my god it's so good no I'm the same
I don't want you DMing me now your DMs are safe with your DMs are safe with me
Yeah, your DMs are safe with me as well. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Um, Mootin is actually more aware of the tea because he alerted me to the tea this morning.
But apparently...
Your DMs are not safe with me.
Oh my God.
Are you asking for a rundown?
Yeah.
Okay, apparently...
Does she go by Diva or Jelly?
Why do I have 7200 viewers? I guys I don't know
Guys, I don't know it. I didn't I didn't I didn't play it 4.0
Why do I have all these viewers I didn't play it for it's down
You're you're tapping into the drama market right now. Okay. It's down. All right. It's okay
All right, give me a rundown
it was happening during to us why while we were playing so it appears basically
happen this way while we were playing yes she was doing lights okay let me go
I know I knew yo everyone was so unlocked last night and I called it I was
like what the fuck is no one paying attention man and I fucking knew that
That shit man! God damn dude!
I don't give a fuck about any of this, I'm pissed it would ever be so fucking unlocked man!
That was the biggest part and that was committed.
Um, okay, from my POV I was awoken and told that there was that um,
Diva Gillie's husband of 15 years had gone on his flight.
That's a long time. I didn't know she was married.
I don't really know diva jillie very much other than to us. So I had no idea that's a long long long time though
This explains why I woke up in a fucking panic last night
okay, so
He her husband woke up and hosted a bunch of DMs between her and moon moon
And he alleges that she and moon moon have been having
uh, extra marital affair together. They're both married. Yeah. Um, and that that's been happening for months. The context is that
Diva Jelly and Moon Moon have been like ear peeing, such like relationship are peeing. And it like it's, you know, there's clips of him saying like, oh no, you know,
I hear a few with my chat on stream
But that's I mean
That's about it
While I'm live. I mean this is pretty much just a ERP stream
So there's when I clicked on to your stream yesterday. You did have your nipples out. Yep. Sometimes I pop them out
It just gets so damn hard that I don't want to ruin my shirts
This rock solid though. I think that moon was separated
from his wife for like two months yeah also her or sorry no Moon Moon has been
separated from his wife for two months but apparently this has been going on for
longer than that her husband also says that she's been earping with a bunch of
people in the DOJ but he hasn't said names out
what do you do Jay freak off what yes and yo yo what was that a yo what was that
that girl cop that let the whole force hit oh yeah yeah yeah it's like what it's
like that holy shit no fucking way yeah and also the husband alleges that
that for a little while he didn't have a job
and it was mainly Diva Gilly that was bringing in the bacon
and Diva Gilly asked him for his job
to help her with stream and the way that he was meant
to help her was going on to other people's streams
while they were live figuring out what was happening
and then live DMing her information
so that she could meta essentially and have the outcome
for the character that's like best for her.
That's what he's saying. That's what he's alleging. She told him to do wait. No, sorry run that by me again
I just don't doubt
Like her husband is saying you suck at telling stories by the way, but could you try to make it more climactic?
I'm not no
Looph on this well, I could probably call someone else
I thought we were friends.
Why do you think that?
You are.
Why would I possess you to think that?
What the fuck?
Well, so so she was OK.
So he so he didn't have a job.
Yes.
And she said, baby, your job is to help me.
Metta.
No, she did not.
Yeah, apparently that's what he's saying.
He has proof for his other stuff.
And he's saying that she said.
Metta, how?
I need you to open up all the Twitch streamers that I'm role playing with currently and tell me their POV like big information
That's happening so that I can make decisions that basically get me the W
I mean my mods have been doing that for years
for me
So
So so she so he would
So so he so she'd be streaming and then he would just like met a game for but
Like she asked him to like live meta and but wasn't she just a judge? I didn't play for a point
I wasn't she just a judge. I I have no I I don't even know who these people are like that's I'm newer than you to roleplay
Yeah, I'm just in this for the T. Oh, she's a lawyer. How do you fucking feeling? How do you met a game as a?
lawyer and judge
Maybe you like that's fucking sick
Criminals point of view and see what actually happened so that you can win the case
Yeah, but like what you know, and I'm feeling to be hard so she was met that that's fucking sick
She also cheated on her husband. I don't fucking care about that, but the fucking metagaming
What the eye that that's actually that's actually fucking sick
because I've been role-playing with no I'm serious I've been role-playing with her
forever and she's fucking metagaming this whole time
I legitimately don't care but hey but she but the meta now that that that that
fucks me up I don't like that yeah and now recently since this morning more
updates have come out. Diva has since claimed that they were in an open relationship, but
her husband immediately clapped back and said, no, you're lying. We were never open.
So let me ask you, do you think, because they're okay, so they've been married for 15 years,
right? Yeah. So they're sitting on, do you think you're sitting on a couch across from
from each other on their phone.
So.
I have no idea.
How does that work?
They're sitting there like, no, we actually aren't.
So it wasn't Diva that came out and said that they were in an open relationship.
I guess it was Moon Moon responded and said that they were.
Yeah.
Moon said that.
Oh, Diva's been in an open relationship and her husband responded and said, No, we aren't.
So I'm not sure if Diva has herself come out and been like, you know.
And this hat so so how do we so this happened last night like it came out or they were they were talking
Last night during town of Salem. Yes. Yes, so during town of Salem
What oh no, I don't like that. I actually don't like that. I
Fuck I was saying last night. No one's locked in. I said it for like an hour straight man
Cuz it's affecting me
Right because it's fucked with my shit
You know what I'm saying you would have won one of those games. I mean, I won a lot of them
But yeah, so that's what I'm saying. So she's sitting there fucking
And then she's fucking just hearing a name
Probably penta from moose and then she's just clicking my fucking name dude. I knew I wasn't playing glass
I know I wasn't playing bad last night
Yeah, well
Yeah, I mean the DMs are really really quite saucy
it
My my opinion is that it's they've been deleting their messages because he only posted very recent DMs and
Everything else seemed very like PG 13. Well, that's just specular. We shouldn't speculate. Oh, yeah, that's me speculating
But it goes from like hey you want tonight
Okay, cool to like I want to fill your pussy with my cock and breed you like a little dirty slut
Like you know, I say that to my chat every day though. How's that bad?
No, not bad. It's just like it's it jumps to very ear, you know, ERP, because you're not roleplaying.
It's just E. Just don't just E. Just straight E. Oh, yeah, she posted something about Eminem lyrics.
Wait, this sucks. These people like are my friends.
I know. Yeah. Well, what the hell?
Wait, this actually sucks. What do I do?
Don't know I I don't really know I think these people so respect respectfully. I just
What the fuck oh, I'm sorry sipping tea. Oh, I thought you're sucking dick
I just got a suck a dick real quick
So that's shitty so what
But um, damn man, so he really went to TwitchCon and did that shit, huh?
Okay, no, stop.
I mean, streamers be fucking, you know?
Yeah.
I guess, but okay, yeah, but she's, but they're both married, yeah.
Apparently, this is messy.
It sounds messy.
Oh, this is messy.
Yeah.
As long as it only starts, they've been, I think, role-playing relationship-based
stuff for longer, but maybe, he separated from his wife like two months ago, maybe
It'll need really started up since then but she I think in her DM's she says stuff like ah
Takes everything in me not to pack up my bags and leave right now and stuff like that
Which even if you're in an open relationship, maybe she meant an open door relationship
That's crazy so do you so did he go through her shit at twitchcon probably
I think that that's what the speculation is oh fuck she just left all that shit open and just went to go fuck
He's just spreading credit. I mind it might well. That's all I have this off of to be clear
I am just someone said the right in my head
Well, this sucks though because these people are my friends, but also it's funny
Damn, yeah, that's
That's a problem with being a Twitch streamer, right?
That's a dilemma.
When your friends get into drama, you're just like,
oh, that sucks for you, but oh god.
Yeah.
Fuck, dude.
Mm.
That's so long.
It sounds messy.
It does.
Yeah.
It sounds messy and probably like not.
Probably shouldn't have happened this way.
It sounds messy.
Yeah, I mean, if a hot take, if you don't like the person that you're married to, just leave.
All right, well, Mootin, it's been a good run by you.
No, no, no, Mootin, we need to talk.
Yeah, but I feel like that, uh, this kind of happens with open relationships, huh?
Because chicks can just get dick like that.
And it doesn't matter you can be fat disabled you can be so fat that you're disabled and you're I mean it's
But like guys, you know what I mean?
Confirmed that they were open. Yeah, and I think that the thing with an open relationship. It depends
There's degrees of openness
But what I'm saying is that one side always like
Cuz okay, so here's here's what I think
I think guys will fuck a married woman and think that it's cool right but girls like women won't fuck a married guy
I mean they will but but there's a lot less of them
You know what I mean a lot less of them. I don't know
Yeah, I think so. I'm not sure. I'm not sure people are saying well
Really?
That's crazy. Both ways. I think that wait people actually think that records and then also sometimes
My hot take is I'm saying I'm saying it's easier for women to get dick than it is for guys to get koochie
And people are disagreeing with me. I will you're right on that?
I I
But I am talking to a twitch chat, so maybe they've just never left the house
Because I mean a woman can go out and just to go to a bar and just get fucked. Yes. I mean, you know what I mean, right?
My hot take is that women
This is such an over-generalization and it's my opinion, so it's not necessarily for sure real, okay?
But my opinion is that women usually cheat because there are emotional deficits in a relationship and
they seek out cheating whereas men are more opportunistic cheaters because if a woman wanted to cheat she could just go outside.
Oh my god, you fucking suck at telling stories.
You're just not good at this. I don't. What the fuck are you saying, man?
What are you talking about right now?
I want to know
Just fucking yeah
We talking about opportunistic, I don't care about that shit. I want to know what they said
All right
What men are opportunistic cheaters they don't get women banging on their doors begging to fuck them every day
So if a woman, you know, there's only a couple opportunities in your life
That maybe a woman's gonna show some interest and maybe you're married 10 years
What are you talking about hear that man there's only two times that you get
chance to fuck. Well I think you're probably wrong about that that's not
true. I think yeah cuz here's the thing I think that um here's the thing all right
I think that women I mean we're not that different man they operate pretty
much the same as men, right? It's just that there's way more hot women. Like women are
just hotter, I feel like. You know what I mean? Than men. So for us it's, we have like,
we have a bigger selection, you know? But women, the pool is just smaller, right? Cause
we're fucking gross. We're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
you want a fucking shot? You know what I mean? But we're just, we're fucking
sick and we're fucking perverts too huge big time we're fucking we're sick we're
sick fucks I mean how many times is a man have like chat have you been fucking
sitting there cranking your shit and then you looked at what you're watching
you're like oh my god you're like Jesus Christ I'm a fucking pervert I can't
watch this shit I can't do this I don't do this kind of shit man this is
disgusting right I don't know it's it's
complicated who knows mfs be cheating
though that should do be happening
right oh yeah what am I saying I don't
know I'm just I did my PR person hasn't
sent me anything yet they're sitting
there fucking cursing at me to stop
talking till they can get the script
out you have pure of course I do it's
P dandy oh dandy I need the script just say I disavow cheating PR dandy I need
the script for what I should say so what um damn so that's fucking crazy
Maggaming? That sucks. Cheating too is bad but he okay so she's saying she's
saying that or she has so moon said that he was under the impression they were in
an open relationship yep okay and then he's saying and then he's saying no
The husband said, uh-uh, not in the slightest, is that true?
Where is this coming out at?
Reddit.
Reddit?
But where?
Like, did he post it?
Did he post it or read it?
The husband, yeah.
He posted two GTA clips, RP, or something.
I just found proof that my wife is cheating on me.
to the to the GTARP subreddit.
No, he didn't know he fucking did not.
And the GTA Cliffs are P mods,
respond and saying we have reason, like credible reason
to believe that this is actually her husband or whatever.
I don't know if you like message them like a photo of this fucking ID,
but it was kept up.
So much of like post the fucking
the the gift from Pulp Fiction
where it's uh, where's the guy looking around, I'm forgetting the actor's name right now,
I just woke up, uh, who's the name where he's looking around, where's the fuckin' RP clips?
On RP clips?
Yeah, Travolta, where the fuck have the RP clips been for like a week?
On RP clips?
They're just gone, this is the RP now, the ERP clips, well, that's crazy man.
Do you think that like GTA relationships and ERP stuff actually turns into real?
I have a clip from fucking a million years ago where I'm on Jordan here
Open up my stream. We'll watch together. See if our be turned. I said this shit
Five years ago man, and I like all the time pretty much. Yeah me and McConnell me and chief
it eventually dude this is me reacting to myself turn into a fucking dating like a
dating platform I'm reacting to myself so true it was just straight-up
relationship RP for months man for months to enter and sniff oh no she hated
my ass in RP you got that twisted she fucking hated my ass hot take I don't
I don't think relationship RP is ever RP because 80% of the time those people end up together in real life
Now so at the time you got to remember this was five six years ago
No one had ever said this before right? I know now this seems like a cold day
But no no one this was this was some like revolutionary shit at the time, right?
This was like so it's basically like I'm discovering fire
You know now it's just like I'll just go by a lighter who cares but uh
This is like I was saying like some this was a hot take back then
Yeah, I was preaching that shit those people like most of time
true
Because I saw I'm saying because I played Jordan at the time and as you know, we were in a relationship in RP
Yeah, and you in I feel like to separate it you really you got to beat the person that you're playing with
Yeah, I think that really helped. I think so too. Yeah, also, it's yeah, well, I guess that's not true
So, you know, as moon said you're our girl now. Yeah, that's
Yeah, well, Moone did end up having to share custody of his wife, so.
Well, 95% of the time, then.
95? We're not in that.
Yeah.
Mr. Big Freakon.
Sorry, man.
All right, let's all go to TwitchCon together.
Yeah.
Let's all go next year.
That's the place, yeah.
That's the place to be.
That's what you do.
TwitchCon is starting to be more fucking depraved than deprived, one of them, than Vegas,
man.
freak off. I'm starting to get excited every time. Twitch
con rolls around because white Mondays days are like, yeah,
it's like who fucking cheated on who man? She's always going
there is man. You get the team for me. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking
white Mondays, man. For sure. That's what we're calling it.
White Monday. Is that because you're like covered income? Yeah,
because Black Friday's after Thanksgiving. And so then, so
then the following Monday after twitch con is white
Monday. Got it. That's fucking crazy, man. I have 7000 viewers right now. I wasn't involved
in any of this shit. They are my friends, though. Yeah. But I don't I don't really know like,
I wasn't following much. I know that, you know, they were like that Max was the mayor
and shit. And she was there. I don't really know what the fuck they were doing, though.
I wonder if the ERP with the DOJ was in character or more like a character?
So there's just a whole, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but this is fucking blown my mind.
So there's just a whole fucking bot of me playing Town of Salem too,
and meanwhile D.Va is sitting there talking to fucking Moon like,
I want your fucking cock in my pussy.
And I'm just sitting there, I'm just sitting there like,
I love Town of Salem with my friends.
And I'm just sitting there like a fucking,
Where's the- dude, where's the fuckin'-
Where is the- this has been me.
All week, I swear to God.
I just got fuckin' dumb.
I feel like a fuckin' dumbass this week.
I don't- I don't know what it is. I just feel so fuckin' stupid, man.
Like, something- I just feel like I'm- I'm- like, something is always just going on. Like, some other shi-
It's just- always happenin' this week, man. What the fuck is goin' on, dude?
I'm- I-
I'm just too fucking locked into this sub-a-thon.
That's what she was thinking about, too.
Oh, yeah, that's true. That was on her mind as well.
Yeah, that was on her mind.
So we're just all sitting there like, no, no, you didn't.
You did go, you, you did go to Bongo's house last night.
No, you didn't.
And then she's just like, I want some Mooncock.
Yeah, yeah, she, what were the M&M, chat, chat?
What were the M&M lyrics that were used I thought that that was very poetic when she said him the M&M lyrics
She said I'm an M lyrics
Yeah, okay, okay, this is these are lyrics my side piece, but she's also someone's wife
So the time we spent is borrowed. It's our moment right here fuck tomorrow cuz moments like these are to die for
I
Like your lyrics more the other day. Oh
My south side Christian that's so long. I'm gonna come up with an album. Yeah
What do we do here your friend said?
You just have to say cheating bad
And you know what? I think as a friend, you know, you have to...
Well, obviously, cheating's bad.
Cheating's bad, and listen, if you cheat on your partner for 15 years, I mean, it's going to be a little bit of a meme topic.
I mean, just be single if you want to be fucking rich and just fucking...
I mean, you can just be single.
Just find someone that wants to have an ethical, non-monogamous relationship.
Have three sums together.
Have five sums together.
Have four sums together.
I'm just starting to just not believe in open relationships, because it just feels
like it just always ends with someone like, I'm sorry, that dick was too big, and now
I'm jealous.
Yeah, and that was just like, I'm sorry, there's just no way, right?
I don't agree.
that it can work but it requires a lot of communication um and I don't think that the majority of people
actually go into it with like a fuck ton of communication skills I guess I just I guess
I just don't understand I guess would you call me a vanilla uh I guess I'm just vanilla because like
the idea of like my wife being like all right honey I'm gonna go get fucked have a good day at home
well what about like a three would you have a threesome with another girl
No, man, because the math doesn't fucking add up there. What do you mean? Well, I got one dick and one ball
So I'm already playing with a hand. I already got a handicap
And then you're when anyone throw another girl in the mix. What the fuck am I gonna do with that?
No, I guess I don't know like
What do you mean takes the ball
In her mouth. No, I can't now that's too risky because what if she decides to chomp?
I don't know but I can't risk that shit. I mean, I'm saying it's like a fucking point one percent chance, but I can't risk it man
But you could risk the peanuts. What if she has a seizure?
Okay, what about the penis does that not scare you?
I know no, I never really liked I never really like
Not not not with someone that I don't know like really well because it's too risky. I feel like getting the blowjob from a random
That's like crazy behavior to me
Really cuz you're afraid that they'll have a seizure well or they would have what if what if they just chomp man
Like what if what if it's just some fucking sick insane person man or woman get your dick stuff
I whatever you want and and they're just like and they're just they're like cuz people they're serial killers. They fucking exist
Yeah, I mean for real there was that a fucking
Cherise Thurman right she played monster she was in the movie monster
I mean, people do sick shit, man.
You have a tally on their wall of how many dicks they've drawn.
I mean, maybe they did, and the tally's with the fucking dick.
You know what I mean?
I don't know what a fucking serial kills get out of anything.
There's just people that are fucking sick in the head, man, you know?
And I mean, we only got one dick, and like when we lose it, it's fucking, like, it's
over, dawg.
the fuck are you gonna do? What's the point? Right? You got to protect that thing, man.
You know,
that's gonna be a new character. I mean, I'm gonna bait people into your piece.
But if and then bite their dick off,
yeah, I actually believe this. I feel like you're like getting a blowjob from a
person you don't know very well. That's that's insane behavior to me.
Yeah. Because like, they could, they could just chop that. I mean,
People that are fucking fucked up in the head, man.
People are fucking sick, you know?
Like, some real fucking sickos out there.
That's so random, what would they?
Serial, when people die, it's random.
It usually is random.
You get some bad fucking R&G and people just randomly die,
like fucking mass shootings and serial killers
and shit, man.
That's so bad.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't trust people like that.
That's crazy to me, not worth it man, not worth it all.
That's fucking crazy.
The way that open relationships
or an ethical non-monogamous relationship could work
with healthy communication is if it's a guy and a girl,
and you wanna have a threesome with a girl,
your girlfriend or wife or whatever has to be by.
Because then she's getting something,
you're getting something, et cetera.
Or if you're a guy and it's like male, male female, you know, then if he's by, then you can do penises.
You can do penises?
Yeah, two, two of them.
Well, chicks, well, every, every chick is by.
Right.
That's absolutely not true.
All right, let's take a sample.
Are you by?
Yes.
Okay.
There we go.
Proving.
Okay, but I've, I serve, I've, I just did a survey and a hundred
percent of women are by between girls to get drunk and kids other girls at
parties and like wanting to like eat out someone's vagina hold up hold on a
second okay are you gonna make a poll you realize that like 98% of people in
your chat are probably
Hello.
Hi.
Hold on a second.
Pick up.
I like Lisa's profile picture.
It's just like a thumb chug.
Yup.
That's so long.
What is Lisa by too?
I don't know. I'm doing a survey.
Are you gonna call every, okay.
Very sociological of you.
Sociological?
Yeah.
What the fuck does that mean?
Well you're just, you're doing such a great survey.
You're interviewing two fucking women to that's we're online. That's the sample size I have right now, okay
Related to sociology that's like but that's like a larger group sociology is like fucking
Hundreds of thousands of people and shit. It's like society is a whole this is two people
Sociology is just about the study of society and human beings. Yeah, like though like the whole like the whole of society not fucking two people
I like taking a sample size of like five people is still within the scope of sociology. No, it's not. I lied about being a sociology major for a year to my mom
So you weren't a sociology major. No, I fucking lied about it for a year. So I have so I had
Huh, you can tell what do you mean? I
Can tell I mean, I mean I know I know I looked up a little bit and in sociology
They study like like whole people. That's why if you get a sociology degree. The only thing you can do with it is marketing
That's that's not that's not true. That's not true at all. Yeah, it literally is yeah
I've taken you I've taken actual university level sociology classes
Right. Yeah, I lied about doing that
Yeah, and it's and it's it's sociology. It's the study of like whole fucking societies, man
Like the whole fucking groups of people
It can't that's definitely within the scope of sociology, but so is small asking two people if they're bisexuals which in the it's that's
Of the scope of sociology
technically, yes, absolutely not
It technically it is you're studying human behaviors and relationships. So what's
Psychology them psychology is the study of the human brain if it's two people
What? This isn't- This isn't-
Two brains, man.
Psychological set- What?
What the hell are you talking about?
You're off about this.
Yeah, you're off about this.
She is wrong. Thank you, Chad.
Okay, the sample size of this sociological study that you're conducting is
Shut up!
absurdly small.
Shut up, shut up.
You shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
You shut the fuck up.
Shut up, dog.
You shut up, you bro.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up, shut up.
Bruce wants in the I
Guess something exciting is happening and RP I guess I don't
Long-term marriages have ended because of
People like people like drama
Yeah, add friend to the DM
That's crazy, so what the fuck do people want for me just cheating is bad
What's up, man?
I believe this is happening during time to say hello.
That's a fucking doll.
Hey, boys.
Hey, what's up, guys?
What's up, man?
I'm just doing my things, walking around.
Okay.
Your house?
Doing your thing is walking around?
I'm outside right now. I'm going for a walk.
You're touching your ass?
What do you mean, bro? I'm just doing my thing.
All right.
Walking around instead of driving
All right, I like y'all are like way way over complicated this whole thing, bro. Holy fucking shit. Okay. All right. Let's hear purrs
Drama keeper real brush. He was just trying to slide like it ain't nothing crazy, bro. Like angle I like
You know
my man moon moon
Yeah, the bag
So let me ask you a question. Okay, so come back to my earlier topic. Would you fuck a married woman?
me hell yeah would you fuck a married man no there we go boom there we go
statistics again yes sir there we go absolutely are you straight proves it
doesn't matter he said he wouldn't fuck a man there we go yeah that that study
clears that's crazy I'm telling you man a lot of most of them all women are alright
so your take is just that she's just trying to get dick yeah I mean like I
just I really don't think it's like some like big analysis shit that we got like
over analyzed like but she probably just hated her husband she probably just
fucking hated that motherfucking was like she didn't she didn't make him meta game or something
i mean i do that too who fucking cares oh no but i just mean like can you imagine going to like
your unemployed spouse and being like hey babe since you're not working would you just mind
medicating for me yeah i i don't i don't think i could ask that to any girl i've ever seen
before i think they would probably they'd probably cute on me if i asked them that
shit to be honest so yeah other way but uh yeah i don't know these are like we're friends
with these people you know well i don't like to be honest i'm pretty far removed i'm in
a beautiful park right now this is fucking magical holy shit take picture why are you
why are you in the park watching clearly dj in chat you just in the park you're just
in the park watching penta alone i wasn't a little on a Wednesday i had a mid term today
leave me alone oh okay you're walking home from class yeah that test was hard as fuck i ain't gonna
lie but do you think it did well i think it did well oh i didn't think about it i got my dream
job but i'm never returning to streaming well you're the future of this organization yeah i'm
You impeach one day you guys are gonna run this company
Mr.. Big Penta enterprises
Yeah, maybe in like 30 years you can't retire. No, no, no, but now that's what I'm saying one day
We're opening new ventures. I'm opening the the viewers Arby's
All right. Well if you need somebody to manage your money hit my line. All right, you can manage the Arby's
I'm good. I'm gonna go grab a calzone and a fucking Diet Coke and just guy out. So I'll talk to y'all later
That's the most feminine thing I've ever heard in my life.
I don't give a fuck to be honest.
I don't care.
You know what?
I'm livin' my fucking truth.
I'm livin' my truth.
And it is what it is.
What day is it?
Monday?
No, fuck it Wednesday.
It's Wednesday.
I gotta stop coaxing bro.
It's so bad.
Yeah.
You gotta lay off that shit.
Alright, see you later buddy.
Alright, see you again.
He watches me, of course he's only.
Only high people watch this stream.
That's not true.
What are you high right now?
Oh yeah.
That's why I start so late.
I gotta wait for them to walk up.
Do you smoke at all?
Are you opposed to it?
No.
I'm not opposed to it, but it makes me really really really really anxious.
Oh no no no.
Here.
You should try weed and just smoke my...
You should smoke.
Watch my stream, try it.
Don't smoke me.
You wanna smoke here?
No, I just get really really anxious when I smoke so I will not be trying that
Should try us to Tiva's I
Why is it that every person that smokes weed anytime that you tell them that like you don't smoke or you get anxious or whatever
They always try and fucking sell you like bro all you have to do is try indica try this like a purple
Because no because that's how it was with me
And people always say try indica because it chills you out
But it would do the same thing as giving anxiety stitiva's that because it's more of like a head high
This you said they're just like a pilot. So what I am a fire. I mean, I'm a retired piehead. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, for a while. I was opposed to medicating myself for anxiety and depression
So I tried smoking weed for it
And I have an awful reaction. I tried just like regular like the joints did not work
I tried I got like a packs of ape did not work. I tried a bong did not work
I tried a million different like strains nothing worked. It gives me panic attacks. You should try
You should you should try the strain salvia
And I think that would that would be good for you
Salvia yeah, it's a strain. I now I think that would work for you
Yep
I've never I'm not sure that I've heard of salvia. It's just weed and it's just a strain of weed
I'm all right. Yeah, not be good. Yeah
Yeah, I just found actual medication like searcher lean
We did is actual medicine that shit comes from the earth man
That's true. That's true. God actually God actually gave us fucking weed is a gift and
not religious and poppies
Funny enough mushrooms. Don't make me anxious
I have tripped out on mushrooms and like lost my connection to reality and felt less
Anxious about that than being high on weight. Yeah, man. You had an ego death and you came out you came out
Reborn man. You came out new
You know good for you. Are you high right now? No, I've just I know
Well, you just sounded really heavy. Yeah because because I I think I I I'm
I'm, I'm big, Mr. Big Psychedelics.
I think that everyone should, should do it
if they have an interest with it.
I, I really, I actually think that it,
it makes you, it makes you think about things differently.
You know what I mean?
It opens your mind up to things a little differently.
Right?
Yeah.
I've done mushrooms quite a few times.
And it's always an interesting experience.
I'm assuming that you've done them then.
Oh yeah.
Moody the gold caps and the blue stems and all that shit. I can't tell I can never tell if you're being serious or not
Too high on much permanently on mushrooms is probably why
Just perm a high on mushrooms
Yeah
The mushrooms you have where the where the stems blue were they like leaking blue out of it
Yeah, they were called penis envy
And I've had a golden you have penis envy. No, okay. That's what it was called. I would do man being a woman sounds shitty
No, I I you know it would be cool to have the option to just have a cock
You have that option
Yeah, but that's like you do have that option
Yeah, but it's not the same I'd like to fuck a woman, but like you know have a penis to do that
But when you have like silicone you don't feel it it's still enjoy, but you don't know I mean you could you could go get a dick
Yes, but then I take on get the dick is a lot more complicated isn't it?
Maybe I don't know
Yeah
I'm look I'm I'm draining drama viewers right now
I'm losing all that we stopped talking about the drama. I'm losing drama viewers
We just that's okay. No, it's a now. You don't I mean they they all leave anyways
Alright, well, read the DMs. I'm not gonna do that. I'll joke a little bit, but you know,
these people are my friends, so that sucks. What can you do, right?
Not cheat.
Yeah. It sounds messy.
That's so long.
I'm gonna withhold judgment until more information comes out.
Right?
Right.
No, I like to have judgment and then just whiplash myself
as every new piece of info comes and just be like,
oh my God, new take and another thing comes in.
I'm like, holy shit, there's more.
Yeah, no one really,
I don't think anyone really gives a shit
about what I think though.
So that doesn't really matter that much, right?
Maybe though, there's probably some people out there
that actually think that I'm,
I spit some real shit in there.
You know, sometimes I do have my moments.
I guess it's concerning to see a lot of like relationships online.
Like the people that you look up to or watch and then all of a sudden
it comes out that they've cheated on their partner.
I just banned this guy for an hour.
That's been like Penta Lisa's way.
He's been spamming it.
I just fucking just better.
I did that to ban him for an hour.
Penta says it sucks that these are his friends.
It's you could turn the phone.
Oh, Lisa, I invited her.
She didn't fucking answer.
Exactly chat
You can join when she's ready
During town of Salem. Yeah
No, I just I can't believe that they they were doing this shit people are ERP during town of Salem
I'm sitting there screaming and begging for my life like I'm not evil. I'm not evil and they're like
I'm gonna fucking you're gonna you're gonna see what a penis looks like. All right
I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you what a penis looks like
I didn't realize you had a call here
Yeah sorry I made you wait
There's some crazy shit
Did you know about this shit?
Not racist shit
Crazy shit
I did say crazy shit
Oh yeah I did
Why didn't you fucking tell me?
Was it up to me?
Well I didn't know
Well I saw it on Twitter
That's all I know
It's like it's like stuff that I think should be handled privately, but it's always public, you know
Yeah, that's true that guy probably shouldn't have let it bang like that
That guy I mean his wife of 15 years cheated on him with like an entire DOJ staff
Yeah, but I think I think going straight
I think going straight to an RP subreddit and making a post about it is legitimately
I maybe kind of agree with cheating on him now and I
Mean, I know I know but then I like I kind of get it a little bit a little bit because that's crazy
What the fuck that's wild
What you're saying is you see why she wanted to leave him. I don't not see it
I don't not see it going up dude finding out that you that you got cucked by moon moon and going straight to reddit is
is um, I deserve to be cheated on behavior, I think.
That's insane! Who does that? What the fuck?
It seems like he was just- That's actually crazy!
Oh, I just got cheated on!
Ha ha, what the fuck?
Straight to Reddit?
That's crazy!
Hey, I think it's like not cool if you have children, especially, but you know, that's like...
That's that's like just don't even fucking talk about it public. Oh, that's crazy
I've been sitting on door. I don't know. I didn't even know she was fucking I didn't even know she was married
I know moon does but he has been separated from his wife for two months
So it is possible that this all started two months ago. So
That's crazy. Yeah, if it happened before and that had any kind of contribution to them
Having with a split then that's up with us
Yeah
That's pretty crazy
People are pissed off of me about the reddit thing that was sometimes you have to explain on the internet that was obviously a joke
But when I was like he maybe deserved to get cheated on but I don't know that's crazy
That's still I that's a while. I can't imagine going straight to reddit
That still is crazy
Because some of the screenshots were from last night's to us game
So it's not like he had this for like a week. It was like, I guess after TOS
She must have gotten confronted or something. That's what I'm imagining in my head. He's like, okay now that you're done your game
boom
Let's talk. You know what? I don't think so. I think I think that he I think that she's still sleeping right now
And I think that he posted all this shit on reddit
Like see you sneak attack waited for her to fall asleep
Yeah, and then he like crawled out of bed and was like bitch. I'm going to get gta or p-cliff rattler
Rattle her before she can get her story straight
She wakes up like fly. Yeah, yeah fucking rattler
Don't say shit until until until she's fucking just like staring through her phone
Like panicked fucking rattler ass man, and then and then and then you and then you and then you confront
I hate public humiliation in general
Okay, is that because every time you're going public you're humiliatedly
Yeah, I agree like I mean directly put it on Twitter. Well because I mean listen
People that are hurt do hurtful shit man, you know, and I mean that sounds like some shit that someone would say that has a joker tattoo
Um, but you know, I mean it is true like right like the guys hurt and you know
He's doing some fucking crazy shit, man. That's what happens, you know
But at the point just he's lashing out as it is
I don't know if it's a thing you'd want to talk about hearing. I mean, I would never admit to get it
Like
He sees the messages and he's like 15 years of my fucking life
Yeah, and he and he's immediately just like I can't imagine the hurt and he's like well
What the fuck am I gonna do?
What can you do to even give her like a modicum of the pain that could come from 15 years of fucking marriage?
Well, that's what so that's why I'm almost like there's gotta be likes he can't
There's no way he's completely blindsided by it right because immediately going to read it. That's like some
There's no way a person who just found that out just goes to read it. You know what I mean?
Like immediately you gotta like fucking just be like scorched earth like okay you want to throw away a relationship
Let's throw away your public image, too
Yeah, but yeah, I feel like you're not thinking like that after you got a fucking like scream and fucking cry and binge drink for two days first
right
married to
Or was it?
We don't know
No
Yeah, that's true, but maybe
I don't know man kind of cringe that it was put publicly
Hope that things are all right, who are you talking? Do you know this never happened to any of us?
What are you talking to us?
Saying it as a general state
Okay, I'm crazy shit. It is fucked up
All right, so I'm about to get in game in a little bit
All right. Sorry. I didn't mean it. I mean it's not like I was rushing you. I was just saying like I don't know if it's a
I just I just don't know what you're saying. That's all. Oh, I'm just saying that
the whole situation is fucked up and I
Don't know if it's a thing to comment on you know, I
Got Bailey into talking about my whole fucking jet PEP W'd me for fucking five minutes
posted on Reddit, I have, it's my god damn right as a North American citizen.
Wait, wait, wait, there's new info.
This guy is apparently a no pixel drama.
Is he a no pixel drama?
Pull up his Reddit account.
Is this guy, is he a drama farmer?
Maybe his whole, maybe his whole 15 year marriage was an elaborate drama farming, uh, the scheme.
Oh, shit.
That would be fucking crazy.
Maybe he planned all this shit.
15 years is a long ass time to be fucking planning all that, I think.
I don't, I mean, I don't think that was planned.
Reddit account is like at least 10 years old it was made in 2013 his last like comment or anything on anything was like a year ago
He's only talked in
Like a new world game. Why the fuck did they have to do this shit on Wednesday, man? Wow? I feel like they went
Well my Wednesday chats are already full of like fucking moon isn't streaming I'm gonna take it out on you chatters
years. I mean, I haven't talked to the guy in over a year, but I hold him in a high regard
because he's been very, you know, he's been very supportive with my streaming career.
But, but, you know, but this, this all sounds fucking crazy, right? So, right? I mean,
Yeah, I mean, I mean he made me but but I mean it but all this stuff is pretty funny. So I'm conflicted, you know
Yeah, I mean before people dog pile on moon it is I don't think anyone is
I think the people are if you go through the reddit comments some people are being really harsh obviously
Yeah, but those are all just changang viewers. You got to remember. Okay, so all RP drama
No one actually gives a fuck. Like do you think these people on the reddit actually give a fuck about anyone's marriage or anyone's kids?
They don't fucking care. They just they just care that
They were on whatever side of that battle, right? You know what I'm saying?
No one actually fucking cares, you know, it's just all fucking virtual signaling and fucking, you know soapbox
Getting on their soapbox, you know
They just they just see this is a giant changang w I don't know
Jealous of that I'm envious of
I'm envious of that
That's nice of you
But yeah, I mean, I don't know maybe maybe some people care
It's possible that he didn't know I think people just like
Followed by many and they like they like they idolize him and cheating is kind of fucked up especially if you have children now all that
Yeah, they also the LOSF threat is probably a little more bias
But I don't think that I don't think that you can really take anything in the RP subreddit seriously because everyone's arguing in bad faith
Everyone has biased in that subreddit. That's all I'm trying to say
Which is why you should watch us because this is clearly an unbiased
We are basically like yeah, I'm just here for the KWs really
W's about this very
Home-wreshing situation. I mean it's so it sounds like the home was already wrecked Lisa
Well, I guess but how old are the children?
We don't know Lisa
Lisa I'm gonna be honest
You're trying to take this position of like think of the kids and I think you're preaching to the wrong crowd of about this one
Oh, okay.
Fuck the kids.
Well, okay, but I'm not saying that as well.
Fuck the kids.
Jesus Christ.
Holy shit, what is that tape?
No, no one's saying that.
Don't do that.
He's totally in the wrong as well.
He breaks me how I can't win.
Well, no, I mean, it's just...
My boss is even writing to me.
Yeah, there's a middle ground, Lisa.
Jonas!
There's a middle ground, you know, you can you can just be in it for the for the LOLs
For the walls, right? I think most people are
You know the middle ground. I mean, I don't know
I think I think it's kind of cringe when like my brain is that my brain is that like the fuck are you doing?
Posting that online the fuck did you do cheating on this person and also the other person cheating on the other person?
and whatever it's your business, leave it.
Wow.
I guess.
That's my grenade.
That's how my grenade is.
Great, great, great take from Lisa.
All right, that's a, yeah, all right, that's a good.
Thank you.
That's a good, thank you.
Wow.
That's a good take.
Good take from Lisa.
Fantastic.
That's fucked up.
Anyway.
He just doesn't like it.
This doesn't happen to you, right?
Me?
No, not you, but like to chat, you know,
If your girl or your guy is European or in a GTA relationship with someone, okay?
Just-
Did you just assume that my chat has girlfriends?
Oh.
Hey, there's got to be one person.
Oh, I'm so sorry, guys.
There's got to be one person.
I forgot.
That's what I'm saying.
You guys are, I think, you guys don't, you guys don't, I don't think you understand my base.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean, oh, I offended them.
I'm no no don't do that. I'm oh no not the one with it. No stop
Yeah, that's not good
Peach I guess don't don't marry a stream
His name is Lucas
Oh, no, I'm at like this game or twitch
Mr. Mouton Mr. Mouton
Mr. Mootin. Oh, okay. Yeah, I got worried for a second there cuz I thought he cheats like I thought Moon Moon was your
Husband, so that's my only day. That was like wait a minute
You were just like girl, I'm so sorry for your children not like like
Before the call is that why you've been acting so fucking weird
No, it's cuz I'm fucking drunk cuz I've been waiting for a fucking hour for you
Well, I didn't know this shit was gonna happen today. I wish I would have gotten the fucking
yesterday I
I
Fucking peach you start tell me about it. I see myself in you Lisa. I think the record says okay. It's bisexual. What did I just say?
spirits
Socially silly I think I think that ADHD
She I think that if I like smoked weed with you guys that it would actually probably
Give me I'm not even high
It would it would give me a mental illness. I think it would turn me into a schizo. Oh
I don't
I don't think I I don't think I could ever be high around you two ever you are you are the only two people I
Should however take acid. I would come I could never be on anything
Well, I could be drunk around you guys, but I could not be on any sort of sub drugs around you people
Now you guys would fucking give me a you guys are giving me a you you'd fuck my trip up you turn you turn it bad for sure
Okay, I guess
Why though like what do you think? I don't know at least so whatever we're out. I just always feel like you're in danger
I don't know what it is. I just
Everybody thinks that everybody literally thinks that I don't know. Did you ever play?
Did you play Yoshi's Island with the way you got the baby?
Okay, that's how I feel about these I just I just
Yeah, you just always seem like you're you just don't know what's happening and you're just always in danger
You know, that's what that's what everybody and it's it's a little stressful
I appreciate that because it's sweet because it means that you care and all that
Like a fatherly figure.
I swear to God, all I, well, I'm, okay, honestly, I make responsible decisions.
Nope, that's not true.
But, okay, well, I'll fuck you.
Already wrong.
I guess I'll go fuck myself.
All right, good. Good take from Lisa.
You see, that's how it is.
I tell them hey, I'm an adult that can make decisions that are good and then and then I'm like nah
No, do I need to bring up examples?
All right. No, how about you're deciding to walk everywhere in America at like midnight?
That's not even what I do. That's not even true. What you walk around way too late. No, I don't
Even don't I make sure that it's a light outside when I go there
It's the ATB and I'm back when it there's only been maybe once or twice where it's been like maybe a little bit darker
I know at least a fine. Maybe I I just I kind of want to strap a bro
I'm gonna start a GoPro to you for a day like that. He was dogs
Shit
And also
You're an interesting
Interesting being Lisa that's for sure. Thank you. I think thank you
Someone said moon responded. I think moon's gonna be fun here. That's just crazy
Yeah, he's never coming back to RP now. It's over, huh?
You think he's gonna leave RP because of this? I think he already did but now I think he now it's definitely over
It's given a card in RP right now
Speaking of which
Senadreus state identification
His response is funny. That's good. Yeah, he's just got it. You got it. You got a you got a joker way out of it, you know
That's cool. That's fair. God. He should have done the doctor disrespect thing
What do you say stupid fucking mistakes?
He did nice
nice
Stupid fucking mistakes man. Good
Yeah, that's what you gotta do
Moon basically said divas husband said they were an open marriage I
Don't do that shit. She's told I don't do that shit
Yeah, but the husband immediately responded and said that's not the case
I think that it's just waiting for like I think they're saying that she lied
Yeah, yeah
Does she get banned from no pixel now
I guess it depends if he has proof because theoretically the husband could just be really
vindictive and lie about that.
That's so long.
Should I like, should I close for more beef to this one?
No, keep it open.
Lisa, your take.
Yeah, no, I don't, yeah.
I was actually thinking about removing it from the call.
Oh, you don't need my take.
All you do is ramble something in Italian and then say, sorry, I'm drunk.
Yeah, that's all you've been saying.
Yeah, that's all I do.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
I'll be better.
Hey.
That's, that's crazy, man.
I mean, I guess that's all I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm sorry that guy cheated on that person and like, I'm sorry that happened,
I guess.
Okay.
Another good take from Lisa.
I'm sorry that happened.
That's fucked up.
Okay.
Yeah, well, I, you know.
Shouldn't have done it, you know?
I guess it seems like Moon doesn't really seem to care, so that's good.
Okay, it's always awkward when like sex gets leaked because in the moment it's like really
hot and sexy, but from any third person's perspective, like reading it makes you cringe.
Yeah, that's how sex works, I think, it's like that post nut clarity, right?
Yeah.
kind of. I mean, I would never call myself a cum slut to
anybody. So well, okay, I'm just that's who said that. Get
that birth control taken out and I'll have you bent over and
knocked up day one. Who the fuck are you talking to?
Jake, I'm talking to Lisa. Lisa. Yeah, it's the DMs that
we each other. I read my DMs to Lisa. Yeah. Oh, that was
I knew you I knew you guys were kindred serious. Yeah. Yeah, we both kind of like fucking do that. Yeah. Yeah
Sorry, I didn't mean to like I'm sorry. I'm a little drunk. I I don't mean to out you like that
No, it's okay
Tell me when cops out of meeting yo
yo
Wait, I invented that word
Check the group chat. Have you not read these? Oh
Oh man, dude, I fucking woke up and Chelsea made me a breakfast burrito, and then I looked
out of the window and I saw the sun shining on my yard, and I was like, it's a really
good day, and I've been having a really good sub-a-done.
And then I came up, and then I came up, and then I came up, and then I came up,
and then I came up, and then I came up, and then I came up, and then I came up,
Some birds were chirping.
Yeah, this is why I was like, I was like, I was like,
I was like, it's nice outside.
No, I have to piss.
You know, what the fuck?
You're talking.
I have to piss.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
And then I come into a wave of peps.
Someone said, Moon said that we're
allowed to make fun of them.
That's good.
That's nice.
You got to own it.
Thank you, I don't think he meant us.
I think he meant everyone.
Yeah, I'm I'm saying thank you on I'm just basically a Reddit chatter.
Yeah. Yeah.
Also, thank you, Moon, for saving the RPS, the RP clip subreddit.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's nice.
There hadn't been a fucking there hadn't been anything decent on that
sub in the fucking months.
That place was a ghost town.
Yeah, there's also like this is a clip that aged really, really poorly.
You got all the shit.
I'm it just read it.
Wouldn't someone who loves his wife so much, comma, not risk losing all that by
in quotes, role playing a in quotes, fake relationship.
One, I super love my wife and I'm going to we are in a very
Very good relationship that does not require
Yeah, my wife like you talking to that the fucking role-play girl like that's the difference between you me is that I am
Trying to role-play character. I have no feelings for the person on the other end of my role-play characters
Fucking shit. I have no intentions of speaking to them out of character
You're projecting what you would be doing in my situation. We're not the same motherfucker. Oops. I am the GOAT
You are a fucking jerk off dude
Had to RP at go title reclaimed all right
Whoo, pet to the best role player title reclaimed. Let's go
All right, oh, yeah, yeah, that's why you got to
um
You got it you got a fucking beat the shit out of your your RP
Girlfriends you have to man. I killed
Yeah, you have to satire that shit because if you just sit around and you're just like
Here's how my day was, you know, it's almost gonna catch feelings or see see it's it see it's all see
We'll be like shut up fat bitch
pictures oh my god it's not even what I was talking about you know god damn why
can't people just fucking role play you know that's my whole thing man is I
can't does no one care about the sanctity of RP anymore am I the only one
am I the last role player no man I actually feel like I'm the last fucking
role player sometimes holy fucking shit man no one cares has as though has it
always been like this? Am I fucking delusional? Have I just been fucking chasing this wild fucking
dream and fantasy of what roleplay should be? And no one agrees with me? Is that what's going on?
I don't fucking know, man.
I think I'm appearing on the planet Earth that actually...
RPs, you're the only actor that is genuine, like separates their character from their
personality. That's the thing you do perfectly.
Don't tell me that we're supposed to be playing characters. Yes, man. That's why I made you do an Australian accent
That's actually why I made you do an Australian accent and hasn't it helped. It's helped hasn't it?
I don't even how the fuck do people have time for this man. I have so many fucking DMs that I'm like
Oh, yeah, I gotta respond to that person
You know what I do when I end the stream
I get a bowl of spaghetti and I take it to bed and then I watch the sopranos
Yeah, you sure as fuck don't respond to DM
I'm so fucking bad at it me anytime that I want to talk about something or tell you something that
You guys want to see something crazy here?
Hold on
This is that this is actually me
this is actually
Yeah, that's uh
How many messages is that?
it's just not yeah well it's 321 321 texts I just don't yeah 321 not red
text what's wrong with me I just don't want to fucking be bothered man I just
don't want to be fucking bothered you know what I mean I got my pinball
machines and I got my dogs. I got Chelsea. I just want to be fucking bothered. No, it's
not that. I feel like toxic relationship RP. The only good relationship RP. Yeah, I agree
because it's interesting. It's interesting. I feel like yes, the only good relationship
of RP is when you're both trying to gaslight each other.
Like it can be in different ways, but it has to be toxic.
That's the only way that it's funny.
Yeah.
RP is the only fun with gaslighting, real.
And beating.
And beating, yeah.
Yeah.
Now, you know what it is, is I really,
I wish that I'd really do try to be a good friend,
but I feel like there's just so much easier in like,
it's harder to maintain friendships as you grow up,
because now I feel bad.
I'm sorry if I don't respond to- if people are watching, I don't respond to your DM. I just-
I just want to go to bed after I end stream, man, you know?
No, it's not that I hate you, Moose. It's just- it's- it's- it's hard, man. I just- I'm just so fucking lazy all the time, you know?
You show up for streams consistently, though. Like, for everything in life that you could be consistent for,
you could be consistent at texting.
I'm consistently a fat ass, too.
Okay, but you're consistent in streaming like you stream like you know you're five days a week. You're here
Why do I are chat saying well? I feel like I am one of the most consistent streamers on this platform
Period for me as an ADHD person. I look at how consistent you are at streaming
And I'm like how the fuck do you do that? You know, I just really cool. I like it
It's fun consistency is like this is
Are you sure you don't have ADHD?
No, I don't have ADHD Lisa
Are you sure? I know you do because you just completely derailed the conversation about what peace
Just completely fucking derailed that we were talking about what I mean, what the hell was that just interrupt that was rude
Lisa
You actually because that was that that was actually rude
I'm sorry, Peach.
I didn't mean to fucking hurt your feelings.
Please forgive me.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna fucking live with this pain.
People are saying plus one.
That's not me being mad.
I'm telling Lisa what she needs to do.
That was a little rude.
I know it was.
I completely interrupted you, but I didn't like,
I did say earlier, hold on, I got an RP.
And I was why do you think I would have a DHD I think multi-tasking is a myth
We were supposed to like meet up an hour ago in RP and then you like started talking about people
Right, yeah, I didn't know all this was gonna happen today, and it's fucking crazy
Maybe you can message the husband and ask him to like only post more updates like tomorrow moon
No, no you should message like divas husband and then all
I just ask him to like postpone
What is it caffeine king? Yeah, you like hey, bro, I guess I could he probably knows who I am if he's a fucking reddit
Just this is too much for me today
Should we let him take the town of Salem spot?
Well, will he be locked in or will he be leaking will he be a little weaker?
Because he can't be leaking to read it on the side as parents. He posted clips of
Lisa! Are you talking about his penis?
Haha, I'm talking about his pee.
He's a CG guy now?
He himself.
Oh, it's like we're talking about...
CG just got a new member.
Peech!
I thought they were talking about it!
We know when people are hard and then they...
Oh, he's leaking.
Ew! Like you said he was leaking!
Why would I think pee?
leaking leaking piss dude you guys sorry I imagined in the breath I found that guy
okay I'm sorry you take pee their pants don't leak their pants it's leaking okay she does
I thought you leak pee.
Who leaks pee? They just pee. Sometimes I do.
You have you given birth? What is your pelvic floor like? No, I just I think it just
Terms one time where like I couldn't hold it in, you know, I like a little just type it.
You like leak pee?
Yeah, five billion years
Can you drink alcohol now oh you are getting drunk aren't you Lisa?
You're gonna be drunk throughout this no, I'm not even drunk
I'm like you're trying to turn this into nightmare mode. No, I've just been fucking bored
Just wine I'm okay. No, honestly, I've been sipping because it helps me calm down a little
Why are you are you nervous?
I don't know because it's been like the past four days talking to people meeting new people who know me
But I don't know them. No, you've said the last four days been drinking and now that feeling that you're getting
No, I didn't even drink. I promise you I didn't even drink I drank maybe one one or two glasses
You did get drunk at TwitchCon and cheat on your wife. I did
No, okay, I didn't cheat on my wife, but I did get drunk maybe one of days and then it was like stress
You were okay, man. I'm okay. I'm sober enough to RP man
What's what's too drunk R. P?
like being unintelligible
you have a too drunk rp it's not like driving a car
you can rp under the influence alright girls don't do that
alright uh i'm leaving this all now
hold up can i still come to office on 21st? when's your birthday?
november oh what day? uh 18
are you not 21 yet? no i'm turning 21
i mean otherwise i'll just get shift based in canada
18th
It's like a week before Thanksgiving
You're going to Austin for your birthday. Well, I'm asking if I can come to Austin
Because I mean I've been able to drink in Canada for two years. You're not allowed to come in Austin
I got a fucking shit face on Friday. Let me uh, okay
Let's I I would I would like that
But let's put it. Let's put a pit moon and say I'm the he wants to visit Austin, okay
Maybe we could do a whole thing that would
All right, let's try to find a way to make that work because here's the thing November is is is tough for me
No, that's the week of Thanksgiving, right? Oh, fuck. I have no idea
Yeah, no, Thanksgiving's on the 21st, right?
Okay, well, we're gonna try to figure that out because
Um, yeah a lot so it's my birthday in November. It's Chelsea's birthday. I know everyone's birthday is in November peach
What day is your birthday? What day is yours?
Wait, I don't want to say in front of everyone in case someone tries to I don't know
They won't do that. I promise. I just put it. That's why that's that day's mine. Are you joking? No, I'm serious
That is why you and chief crew distant. Are you actually kidding me? No, that is that's my that's my birthday
really yeah that's fucking crazy that's crazy what are the odds that the odds of that
wow cool all right oh thanksgiving is the 28th oh it is
oh it's the last week of november okay yeah we could we could we could we could probably make
that work for your birthday's on a monday it's not fault yo sorry no that's not that bad we can
You can go out Sunday and then we can be at the bar at midnight.
I mean, that's what you're supposed to do.
Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, I mean, ideally, like,
I'd like to do it on my birthday, because otherwise,
like, what the fuck is the point?
But I can even, like, if you want to push,
it'll never work for you.
I'm pretty.
We could do Sunday.
You're going to, I'm going to be honest, though.
You're going to be really drunk.
And I don't think you know me, but I'm an alcoholic.
Oh, boy.
OK, buddy.
Are you going to want to say that?
Well, that's not good.
OK.
I can drink here.
I'm gonna have to say that.
All right.
Yeah, but that's not good to be an alcoholic.
Okay.
Listen, okay, you're not an alcoholic
unless you're below, okay.
You can't be an alcoholic if you're below the age of 30
and you're drinking with friends.
That's not true.
What the fuck are you saying?
I drank to another table when he was here last.
Moose, I actually did not drink in the United States.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
I don't know.
Moose bought a minor alcohol in America.
I don't know.
What Moose brother is talking about?
Moose.
Moose brought a minor over international borders and got them there.
Wow, we were drinking Coca-Cola.
We were drinking Coca-Cola.
That's all right.
This one year at TwitchCon, I gave Whippy my ID so he could get into a bar when he was
20.
So that's okay.
Allegedly.
Very funny.
I committed a crime
No, I did it
But he but he was like he's like mine. I'm from Australia. I've been drinking for since not since I was in me britches
And I was like, I don't give a shit
Yeah, like whatever you fucking cares
It's all straight on you gives a fuck
That's crazy, what are the odds
Actually that rare, but I very rarely find people that you know
Yeah, are you I feel like a chat's just pepping when when I say that so I feel like you might be
No, it's true. Are we doing survivor today?
Yeah
J birds out J birds out
I'm about to just give you up the fucking prize to everyone and save all my ideas for a group that actually wants to do it
I have been so into it and I think that other people have been too
I know that quarks really into it
Okay, really?
Yeah, but you guys don't think that's allowed. No
well
Why would that are they're leaving now, right?
Yes, like they quit so okay, so they're not in that anymore
Yeah, so other three people are no you guys aren't allowed to slope the prize money
And I'm actually gonna have my lawyer draft up a contract that says you guys can't do it
Or will error I'm gonna see you for $20,000
20,000
No, cuz that's it's lame and you guys that's just fucking lame then no one gives a fuck I need you guys to actually fucking
No, but I need you to act I needed to be all or nothing if you guys
I'm gonna have my lawyer draft up a contract that says if you split this prize money, you're gonna get sued for $50,000
And then and then if you if you sign it and you split the fucking prize money
I swear to God I will actually sue you. I don't care either.
Okay, I'm not Jewish number one, I think that's a different religion.
Yeah, it makes it a match in here. All right, so in my opinion, I think that it helps to take off because
a lot of these people aren't biggie biggie streamers. Okay, so that's a lot of money and then everyone feels bad.
I think that just have it like the alliance that we have right now that I was looped into is that
The fries pull would be split between us three no matter which one of the three people in the alliance would win
But the person who win wins would be Wrangler's protege
So the characters are still uber fighting over that and we have
behind-the-scenes drama that we're having and like
Like conflict and stuff to be the protege hold up hold up if 20 real 20,000 real dollars on the line
No, three thousand. I'm just gonna sue them for that much. Oh
I mean even three bands bro. Fuck it. Do that shit. I
Do a lot more for a lot less all y'all gonna do is just like fuck over some people on grand theft auto
Yeah, that's I mean pretty much
Yeah, that's true. You'd sell a Nintendo switch someone gifted you I
I still have that switch. It's actually sitting right behind me.
That's nice. You told me.
I don't still... What?
You told me you wanted to sell it.
Oh yeah, because I needed it. My GPU died. I needed it.
And then what did I do?
You sent me $800 to my PayPal and said get whatever GPU you want.
Did do that.
I'm provoked.
What a good guy.
Good guy, Mr. Penta.
What a good...
And he gave me a career.
So yeah, that's your fucking through way. It's okay, man
You know, I knew I actually still get pretty good viewers. The Peru's army is still I got the most loyal fan base in GTRP, bro
What are my viewers? That's okay. That's okay
The Peru's army
The Peru's army, that's what I call my fan base. Okay. We're a militia
I'm a lot of shit.
Oh, the Peru's militia.
OK.
No, but I feel like dude, it's crazy for like,
I feel like I'll stream, I'll get into like,
the vibe of streaming, and I'll do it like three times
in a month, and motherfuckers do pop out still.
So I really appreciate all the motherfuckers that like,
still fuck with me.
You should not sub to me though,
because I'm too inconsistent.
I'll take the money.
Shout out to the day ones, I guess.
Shout out to my day ones.
Shout out to, uh, who are my mods?
10KB, shout out, shout out to SirSaltiBacon.
I haven't seen Bacon at all.
I don't know where he's at.
Bacon, like, I still mean Bacon talk like every day.
He just kind of, like, just put the air in.
He doesn't get on Twitch a lot, yeah.
Yeah, he's focused on the IRL right now.
He's going through, not going through some shit,
but just like, just doing life shit, like big shit.
He's moving in a whole bunch of things.
So he's just doing him.
I hope he's okay.
Yeah, no, he's great.
I mean, I literally just texted him like 20 minutes ago.
That's good.
I'm happy to hear that.
Yeah, Bacon's the homie, bro.
Yep, big Bacon fan.
He's locked in IRL. Okay. That's good. Yeah, you got it. Sometimes you got to do that shit, right?
Or you just double down on the fucking internet shouldn't become a streamer
Yeah, well yeah, teach the wrong man. My fucking chest is just fucking
Hurting after my chest a yesterday. Holy shit. Oh
Are you gonna take up the money makers again? I mean we are we're down
Holy shit. My shit hurts
Yeah, I had my shirt off yesterday
I thought it was really awesome.
He can't say what the 23 sub goal would be.
What's going to happen?
23,000. We don't know, but it's just this feeling kind of sore, guys.
What's going to happen?
All right, all right, I'm going to get an RP.
That's that shit's all crazy.
So what are we?
So I guess we went and we see what Diva says.
Whatever she needs to do, she needs to apologize to me for.
I mean, really, if you think about it,
My fucking town of Salem night getting fucked up is the worst thing that's happened here
Yeah, she wasn't fully
Yeah, I don't fucking like that shit man, and I was screaming at all what I fucking god
I knew it too. I was like I was like you people are fucking unlocked. You're pissing me off
Right that was while this is happening. She's talking about sucking dick and shit
What yeah
Specifically it was about being bred oh
I have an LSF thread about that now. Yeah, that's fucked up. Did that happen to me, dude?
I'm actually the fucking real victim here. It's true
She personally victimized you and your game night. Yes, it is my business cuz it fucked up my town of Salem
This got posted on reddit now. It's everybody's business, but it now that it's online. I'm in it. I see it
I'm in it
I'm not gonna buy this, this is the funniest shit I've seen all fucking year.
I was reading this show, I was like, what the hell?
The hell are these moments I was talking about?
For Steve's Master of Guner shit, yeah, honestly, man.
Are there any good comments on this story about me?
Penta takes TOA as serious as it should be.
That's fucking true.
That's fucked up, man.
I can't believe, number one, that my fucking powder Salem lobby got ruined last night.
Okay.
Bro, imagine, imagine I'm sitting there.
Fighting for my life play is I'm fighting for my life begging. Please. I'm not the arsonist
Don't do this to me and divas imagining fucking getting bent over a sig by bald
It just getting fucking alone blown in her
And I'm sitting here fucking fighting
Might be watching man, dude. I'm sitting here fighting for my life and down his own
Don't say that, man! You're painting a picture!
You're painting a picture!
I- that's what was said in the things!
Man!
I know! I listen!
They might have been having a freak off at TwitchCon!
But like, God damn, though!
She should not have ERP'd while I was trying to play Town of Salem.
If the meta allegations are true, do you think that she met us during Town of Salem nights?
Dabby, fuck the...
Oh
No, right because if I mean if I don't know
She she does have some sassy fucking
Susie Baca wait, did she accuse me last night? I don't know reason
Susie Baca
Because if that if that's true
And she does that while she's alive and gets her husband to go and investigate for her
That's crazy, man, that's good. Now now see now the sanctity. This is the problem
How will she ever be in a lobby without us being like sasca
We're gonna have to be like husband check
I
There's no way you knew I was I was death. I'm husband checking this one. That's an H check for me. I
Am more disgusted by that shit
Like the fucking metagaming that's fucking gross. You don't do that. You actually don't do that in RP
That's so fuck- because that actually fucks the people shit, you know?
Yeah.
Whole fucking storylines.
Fucked up, man.
That's terrible.
It's like live?
That's- like anyone could theoretically meta after the fact, like go to other people's
streams and see, but live?
I think I- I think-
Like an impressively-
I would rather- I would rather be a drug dealer than a- than a metagamer in roleplay.
I mean in real life, if I had the metagame on Twitch as a career, I would just go back to sell drugs in Detroit, I think.
Did you sell drugs in Detroit?
Oh, yeah, but I would just much rather do that than just fucking be reduced to being a metagamer.
You get bossed.
Well, everyone sells drugs in Detroit. That's just what you do.
Did you live in Detroit?
Yeah.
Okay, and you sold drugs. When was this?
I don't know when I was a boy when I was a young lad
Like what's a young lad to you like you were like 17?
16 16 17 last month
It's just what you do like crack or I wasn't dealing crack
What are you doing with that?
You're selling drugs.
That's what you have to do.
That's what you have to do in Detroit.
You have to sell drugs.
What were you slinging?
Well, it all started.
It all started when
I was 16
and I was the only one
that would go into the ghetto liquor
stores that would sell to anyone
because they didn't get it.
And I was like,
stores that would sell to anyone because they didn't care what were you selling so I would
so what I would do is I would so word got out that I could get liquor through our high school
and then I would there was a there was a Wendy's across the street from this liquor store
that I'd buy from so I would just sit there and I would eat junior bacon cheeseburgers
for two hours before like pre-party, okay?
And I would just sit there for two hours
at the Wendy's pre-party and people would pull up
and they'd get in my car and they'd tell me what they want
and I would just take $5.
Which, you know, I mean.
What were you selling?
Alcohol.
Alcohol, okay.
Alcohol, right?
Okay.
And then I was doing that, okay?
So I would go in and it started like that
I would I would get them there. They're whatever is they wanted, but so this was 2008
So at that time I was selling a lot of hypnotic, okay?
That was that was a big one around that time people loved hypnotic then okay, so I was getting a lot of that and
And yeah, that shit was
You die allegedly it makes you oh, I thought I made you listen. No
you're thinking of fucking
help me out at absent. Yeah.
Yeah. So anyways, so so I so I would do that and I'd be posted up for like two
hours at this Wendy's pre-party. And I mean, I would make like 300 bucks, you know,
I mean, which you know, when you're 16 and I mean, in 2008, that was like money,
right? I actually felt like I was fucking Rick Ross and that bitch.
So I'm doing that and I'm like, well, I might as well fucking sell weed, too.
Because I'm already doing this so I was like I guess I might as well just fucking sell weed at the same time, right?
So I did that and then you know that turned into other things and you know
That's and this is what I did right because fucking I was already doing it cares. Yeah, we'll doubled it boop boop
Yep, and it worked out. Yeah, that's true
I'd sit there with my I'd sit there
Yeah, I'd sit there with my with my wine black and mild and my fucking junior bacon cheeseburger and be like what you need
Yeah, what you need
Yeah, really just
Ties the it's it's putting together the mic lock kind of
Yeah, that's I know that's one because when I played Mike people would be like, you know
Oh, this is like
This is like a racist stereotype you're doing and I was kind of like no
I this is just kind of like a lot of the culture I consumed around the time
like uh just like MTV day it's just I don't know it's just kind of the culture
with like how I grew up you know I don't know why people can't play I mean I
just do this appropriation I just talk like that also like when I get drunk I
just turn into full-blown mic block well not full-blown but I that's that's
just that's just how I talk also you like revert back to it like this is
Actually you putting up a mask, but when your drunken ass comes off and it just might block underneath. Yeah
That's true
It's true. It's true. It's just a voice
Like hey, let's steal that car right now
No, we should just leave fuck this tab. I'll cancel my card when I get home
I swear to God I'll cancel this. I'll just cancel it. Fuck it. Yo, who gives a shit?
Y'all heard of this money glitch? The chase bank method? Yeah. I've been tapped in. I've been tapped in. Real-life money glitch.
Yeah, that's crazy. What a fucking, what a crazy, what a crazy thing to have come out. God, man.
Man the fucking sanctity of role play it's fucking soil dude
I'm so upset. No, it's okay though. I
Guess we got I think truck. He's gonna save RP
Yeah
Hey, Lisa the town of sale mods
But in the council we got divas banned from town of sale until we get an explanation. I
I don't think you're gonna get one man. I need one. I I need why were you fucking talking about sucking cock
Well, I'm trying while we're on the same fucking team in town of same home. I can't have that shit
I can't I can't have people not locked in like that. I'm actually I'm I'm I rate right now
I'm so fucking mad. Why the fuck would I'm trying? I was saying it last time. I was like no one's locked in
I'm trying to play a serious game and she's over there. Are you telling me you've never texted soda anything?
Slutty while you were TOS absolutely not because I are you serious? I'm fucking locked the fucking to the game
During town to say hold on a second
Here's the fucking thing it's good if this is what piss pissing me off
I don't want people to play Town of Sam unless they actually want to fucking play, man.
I hate this shit!
Why the fuck are people signing up for it?
Because what they do is they're half the mob-
Yeah, they're just showing off with someone.
You know what I mean?
No, because when you're playing the town, you gotta play!
Because if not, if you're half-listing, then all you do is hear fucking Moose scream pet his name and you're like,
Yeah, probably-
SHUT UP, BITCH!
SHUT UP!
STOP INTERRUPTING ME!
Alright?
That doesn't count.
That doesn't count, okay?
All you fucking do is,
You hear, you fucking hear Peta's name being screamed, right?
And then you're just like, oh, okay, he must be guilty.
When you're playing TOFs, all the blood flow should be going to the brain, not the penis.
Yes, I agree! You only have so much fucking blood in your body and you can't-
I- I can't-
I need to go to the brain!
The brain is in your cock!
You can't control the flow of your blood going everywhere, you know?
Of course, just take your phone, take your phone, okay?
And fucking just here's what I actually do when I'm streaming and I'm feeling like I'm having a hard time locking in
I take my phone and I put it all the way back here, and I don't fucking look at it the entire stream
Yeah, but what if you're dead?
Well, what if you die first if you die? That's fine. Okay, but you shouldn't but you shouldn't continue fucking
With you well while the games are going on man
All right, you know what that's at least you know I was thinking about doing this last night now
I'm actually doing it. I'm gonna kick people out of lobbies that aren't locked in
Okay, I'm gonna have to actually give I'm gonna need people's explanations for why they're voting the way they do
Because this whole fucking thing has radicalized me. Okay. I can't believe
That that the diva has sat there and she's fucking ruined my game man my town of Salem's gay
And she fucked it up last night dude
She's made me realize how many people are probably fucking doing this
They're just like actively sexting like just like 24-7 on discord if I'm missing fucking something no, they're not locked in
Violator right now brah. I'm wondering how many people I've been like fucking holding them up on Tony block and they're taking some bitch
Like I want to blow my load of you while they're being bothered
So you're telling me that we're not supposed to rub our pussies at night when we're like when we go back
I don't care where when you
I don't give a fuck. I don't why he's so confused
Why is me screaming?
Why is me screaming for my life making people want to do that?
Why would that be the appropriate place?
Yeah, well, you know, it's one of those like, no, please, no.
These guys are gooners, bro. These are gooners.
Y'all are gooners.
What, you're telling me that you play TUS with your pants on, Paris?
I gotta go moose once in I'll give them the last few words
Hey moose
Lisa is just habitually punched on stopping today
I would she can't stop she can't you're you're you're stop it you're stop it
I love how I was listening earlier peach mid conversation Lisa here's that she's
talking goes hey guys I'm back
well because I was on this chair for the past two hours that I'm waiting for
pent up but he's not coming because we're talking about other people's
business I gotta do it I gotta take I'm gonna interrupt
Lisa just like she interrupts everyone else. All right, so I got a fake hint of so I mentioned this on-stream off-stream to you before
You arrest someone with drug trafficking sometimes you just wake up to a DM of you know
The sleeve
Sometimes and I talked about this with someone recently about how you don't engage with that shit cuz it's insane people
They're pussy peach
Peach
There's a comma there sorry I just want to clarify what's happening
You're saying that when people get arrested for drug trafficking you wake up the next day and the person that you arrested has sent
You a photo of their pussy usually is before you sleep. No, it's okay. So you you think I'm saying every time it's happened before right?
Someone else that plays a controversial cop recently and we both we both have very similar experiences
It's something about how you talk to him
happen to me anytime I arrest you and other and everyone knows that even before I've never
had anyone this actually didn't ever happen on next to be fair I'm talking about previously
but I was talking about this with someone else that plays a hard-ass cop and they're
like yeah man something about just locking people up and just get some going peach
like that kind of stuff so yeah any time the break room is gonna rest and i'm just like i need to show
this cop my pussy right now i don't engage what's your discordia bro discordia yeah i just yeah
drop the uh drop the ia and just discord no no i asked them for their discordia no like
how do you like this what happened to them i think is just how you talk to people so while
while you accuse them in TOS2 they're just like fuck I just got a sex right now so looking
back on this is this a moon w or a chain gang w chain gang chain gang chain gang 1 4 point
out of this is it ever a chain gang l chain gang 1 4 if 4 point out was finished they're
working on 5 point out of chain gang 1 this this this chain gang 1 4 point out of chain
gang 1 I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna be the first one to say it mr. K was right what
was he right about I don't know if people were saying yet so it's probably true mr. K
And he did that therapist. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What did you get Dr. K? Actually? Oh, yeah, that's when he got his doctorate
Well, that's wild
Crazy how a different dr. K is when he's off RP. He's like really humble and stuff wait a minute
Moose you also are in a relationship
No, I'm not
Holy shit
No, I live in a house of four other men
Oh, okay. Well, I guess I could be gay
No, when we were when I was on onix you were dating did you guys break up?
You know that's in character, right?
Oh my God! Oh my God!
I thought that was out of character.
That team star is in the chat, reported right now.
This is why I don't say the word love in roleplay because people like you.
Oh my God! Oh my God!
You're telling me that you weren't dating that cop? What was her name? Like Lily?
Oh my God!
I thought that you were dating out of RP until this moment.
Well, I thought that you were dating Moon Moon.
Well, yeah, that's just because Mr. Moon Moon Moon.
Married, that's married.
I'm yes, I am actually married to Moon Moon.
I am the wife. Yeah.
I'm getting I'm married to Mr.
Mouton, very different.
Please don't put that in Shibet and.
I have a confession.
I also am married.
What's his name?
You rushed to get that out.
Holy shit.
What is his name?
Hey, Purs.
What's up dude?
Do you remember your first vlog?
What's up?
your first blowjob man what yeah I can't see the franos dog how long they
take you to come why what what the fuck are you talking about wait what the
how long it's a joke in the sopranos what in the hell are you what I don't
know what the hell the joke in the franos he's like it's like Tony Serico
is like you remember your first blowjob guys like yeah of course I do and he
He was like, how long did it take the guy to come?
All right, I'll talk to you guys later, I guess.
Lisa's hard-meaded, so she's.
Yeah, I gotta go, I gotta go, R.P.
That's crazy, Chab.
That's a drama segment.
That was crazy.
Booz actually dodged you a little, bros.
Guys, quick reminder that Soup's memes
do get banned in here.
That's so long.
Quick reminder on that, okay?
There they go.
You think I'm about to lose some viewers?
No? that I'm not talking about anymore?
All the RP clips viewers lierej...
All the RP clips viewers leaving when RP starts
Hahaha
Ohh yeah let me get out of here
Thanks for the correspondence
I don't know any... I didn't play at 4.0
I didn't play
New video Al??
Sorry. Bing Bong. We dont care about that right now
Did she just make a GTARP drama subreddit?
I mean it is that.
That's crazy man.
What will become of D.Va?
Just a clarifying question about the Lisa challenge.
Every time you get mad, is it one hour added to the sub-a-thon timer, or is it one hour
added to having to train Lisa?
To the sub-a-thon timer.
First P-ditty, now Moon Moon.
What a fucking time man.
What a fucking time.
Okay, don't compare them. That's the line.
Alright, my bad chat. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Penta.
Whoa. Penta, buddy.
Whoa.
Bad time for Freak. Man, bad times be a Johnson and Johnson investor.
Hey, Penta's a piece of shit.
Man, backward!
I want to fucking ban this piece of shit.
I'm north of the point we don't run over at 68.
Moon would never make a joke like that.
My bad.
I just met, I didn't mean, I just met like, both like, shits coming out man.
You know what, actually fuck you guys, I met that.
Eat my shit.
Hey, what's going on?
There we go.
What time are we gonna do Survivor?
Yeah, yeah, we gotta do all that.
Yes, and what time will that be at?
That was supposed to be at six, right? Is everyone asking?
sorry i got some bad news
oh what happened
i don't want to talk about it
oh alright
good morning to that, alright
go ahead and post in the group chat uh... thirty minutes from randy wrangler
thirty minutes davis pd
i'll do that, yeah, just like that
thirty minutes davis pd
can you uh... do me a favor and see if anyone's waiting in the uh... lobby for me
uh... yes sir
You have a package here.
A little delivery for Randy Ringglaff.
That's been sitting there for a month.
You should be careful.
It could be a bomb.
Why would it be a bomb?
Well, you're extremely disliked outside, like on the streets.
What?
Yeah, people hate you.
I didn't know that.
Oh, oh, everyone hates you.
So it's possible that they're trying to kill you with it.
OK.
I just told you I got bad news and now you're following that up with everyone hates you I
I do apologize. I didn't mean to stack it on you. Well, you did you have no tact I
Honestly, well, I just wanted to justify why I was afraid. Well, have you opened it yet that?
Can you please go into the lobby and see if I have any one-way talk to me for any reason yes
It well if it makes you feel better. I don't hate you
you okay I love you it is how how can I
possibly get you to go into the lobby and
see oh I'm gonna go through that I'm
gonna Jesus fucking Christ Lord man
also an hour for every time I get pissed
off a peach whoa we're making up a new
rule is to wrangler I have found this
little lady out in the lobby said
She's been waiting for you two hours. Oh, hey, how's it going? Hello, sir
How's it going? Oh, let me just get my stiffness out of the way. Oh, should I should I be patting her down to make sure she doesn't have weapons
How do I put my shit up
Anonymous with a hundred
of nowhere holy shit!
I'm packing in there but I don't want to see anything go up other than your hands.
Just turn around, yeah good, and uh, well just put your hands up.
100 gifted subs!
Um, alright, here's the rules okay?
Here's the rules guys.
I can't get- we're gonna ride with- we're gonna do a patrol for six hours.
Sorry, I got a little fucking-
I gotta take my shirt off.
Okay.
Holy shit.
Eight, no, we agreed on six, I remember.
Give me a six.
I remember it being six.
You cannot just-
Anonymous with 100 gift subs, that's insane!
I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah, you just-
Can you, um, just-
Like, what, what, what's the, what comes to mind to you, when-
I have been putting my hands up since I was a child so typically I don't really think when
I put my hands up I just um my arms raise themselves up to the-
Alright guys is it now is it possible for you guys to get through this without downing
each other?
Okay I didn't mean to kill you.
I'm sorry.
This is the-
What's going into me?
I don't know what's going into me.
This is to try to get two women to get along with each other challenge.
just trying to do my fucking job here is something yes is it is it engine I
actually I'm not sure I can write it's so tense right now I don't think I can
ride with Peach and Lisa should we do should we should we just do Lisa I
don't I don't think it's both is too many I think both I think that's too
many all right every angle John Stimms is trying to get a hold of you all
All right, man, just okay, I need you guys to just listen to me.
Okay, okay, I got it.
Okay, just you don't have to talk to me right now.
You just listen to me.
Okay, there's no reason to talk.
Okay, does everyone understand that?
Okay, fantastic.
So no one has to talk here.
Okay, good, good.
What is your name, ma'am?
What is it?
Laurel what it's not yanny. It's Laurel people confuse it with yanny. It's Laurel. I
Don't know how someone could possibly confuse those two words. I don't either people are freaks man
Okay, can I see your identification?
All right chat. We're gonna go on a normal patrol for six hours
I have to train Lisa how to be a cop to the point where she's fully competent. Yep. I
Can't get mad at anyone in the car
If I get any time I get mad it's an extra hour on to the timer
Okay
Laurel
gab
Banna go bono never don't you go bono?
Basically that yes
And what I still set you to weapons to make sure that she's not trying to assault you either I
You can search her if you want. I think you've searched her enough times
I haven't I haven't such this in character. Oh, see all of it. I can't
Sure war a heart rate monitor
Yeah, you're like fucking searching my insides, I'm just giving you a very
I'm just gonna do all right fantastic good. I'm just gonna hire her on as a police officer and
Ham could you go ahead and please read me off her state ID?
Yes, sir. Her state ID is one zero seven eight two two
Okay, welcome to the force mrs. Gabana
Anna. Go ahead and uh why don't we go out there and uh get you into uniform we'll start
with that. Yes sir. Good. Good yeah good. I can just uh go to my survivor base if you'd
like to. Yeah why don't you do that we're gonna start that up in 30 minutes okay.
I wouldn't that be in like 24 minutes or something because I only sent the text out
like six minutes. That's fine. That's also okay.
He's in there. He's in there. Yep.
You feeling you're feeling the right.
Yep, I'm fine.
But I've got to do I've got to clock in.
Yeah.
Clock icon. Yep.
Just go ahead and date.
Yeah, clock. I'm on duty.
Yep, just clock in. There we go.
Uh and then go ahead and uh
Don't feel ahead and uh talk to her and get your closet sorted
Go ahead and open up the closet
Yes, sir, you're gonna want to take the first shirt that you see
Yes, sir
Some pants
Good just get everything you need okay
And I gotta get my boots. Yep
get a badge how's this good that looks
fantastic now let's go ahead and you need
a open up the armor you need a radio
okay and you need handcuffs I'm not
sexting need handcuff keys what's up
Look at that.
What's that?
Radio?
Handcuffs?
Handcuffs, please.
Handcuff, please.
Watch it yourself.
And then get yourself a baton.
Sure.
Get a pistol?
Any kind of pistol you want?
Fucking double action.
Sure.
Mr. Wrangler, there are three men outside that said
that the police department wanted their DNA, the EMS
people.
I don't know anything about that
Once you get some ammo for that as well, I think that's gonna be the 38 ammo
Okay
Thank you. You need a taser as well that tell you a taser. Did you get a taser?
For it you you want I'm looking for it
It's the giant yellow. Yeah a yellow thing the giant yellow thing that says taser
Yes, and then you're going to go ahead and get a few taser cartridges.
Yes, sir. That's really all you need.
Wow. Yeah.
So let's go to my office and let's talk about why you want to be a cop.
Timer started six hours starts now.
Can I on this thing?
Yeah, you can sit on if you want to speak to me.
Speak to you speak to you.
Yeah.
Well, why do you want to be a cop, ma'am?
Why have I hired you today?
Well, I simply love justice.
I love America and freedom.
What do you love about justice?
I just can't handle a person not obeying
and are doing their fucking, they're doing,
abiding by the rules, you know.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
OK, you can't handle a person.
You can't you can't handle a person abiding by the rules.
Not abiding, sorry. I forgot to put the knot in there.
Okay, because that's going to be important.
Yeah, no, that's important. You're right.
Yeah, that's important.
That's the only region I'm fucking here. Yeah.
Yep.
So do you know anything about the law or do you know case laws?
You know what that is?
Okay, do you know the Miranda rights?
No.
I would probably need to read it up, but I'll probably.
Okay. So right now you have the right to remain silent. Okay. Anything you say,
can it will be used to get you in the court of law.
You have the right to attorney.
If you cannot afford one,
one will be provided by you if one is available.
Not getting a branch. No, I need you to say that back to me.
That's the Miranda rights.
Oh, right. To remain silent.
I think you say, well,
so long.
You're more time. Can you say one more time?
Okay. You have the right to remain silent.
And then you say, can we use the internal role?
Right to return to the right to.
No. No, we don't tell someone that it can be used against their rights.
Okay. It can be. Yes.
You can be used.
It's get
And then I'm sorry and then
What goes after?
You have the right to attorney if you cannot afford to and one will be provided if one is available
One will be provided to what one is available. All right good now all together have the right to remain silent
You say it will
Be used against yep shit you
have a
We'll circle back. Yeah, that's okay. We'll circle back. Do you know what probable causes do you know what probable causes?
No, okay
All right, you know what we're gonna teach you all that in the field. Are you a good driver? Okay? I
Have to my life, but I'll try you've never driven a car. Well, actually I did once
okay
On the end of actually I went in the shotgun seat and I jumped out of it. I didn't have my seat belt on okay
Well listen, if you have any questions at all do not hesitate. I'm serious
Any if you ever want to ask me anything you have to ask me just don't hesitate, okay?
Okay
Let's pull someone over see how that goes all right come on Devana right
What?
Gabana.
What does that mean?
Does that mean something?
Oh, you know, don't you, Gabana, the fragrant?
Yeah.
That's, that's my last name.
Gabana.
Right.
What does that mean?
Fuckin' name.
Do you need to take a cough drop?
Because it feels like you're, like every, you know, you, I'm feeling like I'm only
hearing half of what you're saying in RP.
Oh really?
Yeah.
It's strange.
Um, yeah, so if you could just put on your J-Bell for me. Yeah. Thank you
Okay, and it's raining today
It's raining and it's raining today
I see the sun sunlight. I see the sunlight hitting our faces. Are you sad?
No, no, I'm happy to be here. Is that a myth before?
No, it's no it's not it's literally raining. I must be having a good
Okay, yeah, I'm glad you're having a good day
Just raining for Penta do you want why don't you try to do that?
I do that if you only hear like half of what I say. Yeah, watch you. Yeah. Yeah, okay
All right strong start strong start chat
strong start
Amish dude
I'm not doping with Prozac
You know there was a self-harm rule on Twitter
Mons check to see if he's doping with Prozac. I'm not I'd be a clean challenge. I'm not p-doping man
I'm not fucking doping with Prozac. I don't do that kind of shit
Chad this has been a fucking crazy. Hasn't this been a crazy sub-a-thon? I feel like just a lot of
Shit's been happening, you know
It's kind of weird right a lot of zigzag and
It's been a good one though one for the books drama thons. It's my fault
All I wanted was a clean fucking game. I just wanted a clean fucking talent a Salem game
There's no fucking sanctity in anything anymore. Everything's all fucking corrupted and
Exploited by fucking big Corpo, and there's just no fucking sanctity anymore. Is this a gooner chat now go arsenal
How is my what the hell is I don't know what that means?
Why don't you want to try to sing a little bit sing a little bit? Yeah, let's see I
I don't I don't watch soccer. I'm not I'm not British
Even I say voice thank you psych
Okay, how was that?
It's really good. I have like X. I have leftovers. I'm having more tonight. Oh, okay
Good, I'm glad that you enjoyed your dinner that you told me about for it is raining now
Yeah, it is isn't it?
It is quite it's raining in under the sunlight chat. This person is actually one of my best friends in real life
This person is actually someone I hang out with a lot in real life
isn't that fucking terrible for me dear God good fucking law well I tell you
what Mrs. Italian woman what do you want to learn a college your woman yeah yeah
you're gonna learn I guess I want to learn how to memorize shit well I don't
know if I can help you with that but I mean is there anything about policing
that you want to do or that you want to learn or anything at all well I guess I
want to learn how to do whatever it's supposed to do like what's up to that
dude well I tell you what by the end of this okay you're gonna be able to here
by the end of this in six hours I want you to be able to ride with I don't
know Burton or someone for 30 minutes and and completely know what you're
doing okay so we're gonna give you a crash course okay okay yeah we're gonna
we're gonna give you a crash course first we should probably do survivor
that's gonna hinder things a little bit but that's gonna be a quick one today
survivor challenge survival in pale yeah so right now I have a other group of
cadets that I'm training right now and they're doing something called
survivor I guess we could probably get a get a stop before that yeah we can do
that we can get a quick stop let's go find someone brand new video from Bing
bong on the YouTube channel if anyone here gives a fuck alright so this
person is a random red light I want you to just go and roll just go in there
just just I just want I just want you to handle this however you think that
you should and then I'll correct you when we're done
not do that anymore yeah you're right please I apologize all right all right
you're not gonna do it anymore I promise I'll never do it again not promise
promise I promise I pink you drop pink you promise here come over here grab
this pinky yeah all right grab that pinky I think you'll never do it again
all right all right all right I swear all right all right so you don't need my
license or not gonna do it again I don't think you need to right okay yeah
no never happen again it was a one-time one-time mistake yeah all right that
settles it all right so sure you he's not gonna do it again so not very
good normally we start with uh we're free to go tell them they're free to go
you're free you're free to go wash your car and watch our car yeah yeah yeah
you were so nice you know you guys deserve your offer a service sweet
except no no get the fuck out of your
fuck out of here
yes ma'am
bye
have a good day
love you guys
I don't want to ever want to see your fucking face again
okay
alright why did you say that
I thought that's what
let me put my J-bell on
I thought that's what
I gotta show my bad side right
Okay, well, you don't have to immediately be a dickhead, but now you should start
Gobana with asking for their identification because
How did he could that man could be a serial speeder?
Okay, you know what I mean
That man could that man could have sped 20 times today and you just let him go even though he said he's not gonna do it
You know what I mean? I mean we pinky promise. I thought that's that's what right criminals
Okay, well, I mean if you grew up right you want to be here learning for me, would you so why don't we just forget everything that you know?
Okay, and we'll start from square one. I like
Let's go. Let's go on here. Oh
shit
What's going on here?
Danny's the judge here
Danny's the judge
I need to see your ID.
Show me your ID, sir.
I'm just looking for a hero quick.
Here you go.
It's me.
Tomathy.
Alright.
Tomathy.
Is that your name?
Tomathy.
Are we adding the hours after us?
We'll add them after.
We'll just do that.
Just keep track.
Alright.
All right. Okay. Okay. I don't I'm not supposed to hear you just need to handle it. Okay. Oh, I'm gonna do something in here real quick.
I'll be right back.
All right. All right. I'm handling you.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
All right. Well, what seems to be okay. So you I'm so sorry. You this was a dispute that turned like, you know, you were joking around, but you were joking around. What happened?
So, so, so dang here, brutally, brutally massive, uh, tackled me, and it just, it, it
more hurt my feelings than hurt me, that's, that's, that's where, you know, scars, emotional
scars, take a longer day heal than physical ones.
Of course.
Yeah.
I cannot share my side of the story.
No.
Yeah.
We always need to hear both sides. That's how it works.
Yeah, but it's emotional.
No, everybody's got to have a voice, okay?
Okay, that's how it works kids.
Right?
So Tomathy is my ex-lover and I caught him with another person so I got upset and I
pushed him.
Cheater! Cheater!
He's an infidelitis motherfucker and he said some words and I understand it came from
You're a fucking hoe!
I feel like this is a little too soon to be discussing people.
I'll put away the crocodile tears.
Alright, you're the one who ended a 14 year relationship.
Oh my god!
There's so many cancers together and you're just abandoning them.
He's just abandoning them and I feel so unreal.
Take care of that, man.
Well, okay, you shouldn't have done that let's let's just say you shouldn't have done that
Do not turn this into a physical thing though
I'm sorry I'm sorry I lashed out and I didn't you know it's just that's okay
We all do you have to take care of and feed and you know it's not like I have a good job or nothing
You're right, you're right.
I shouldn't have done it, but you know, I feel bad. I made the mistakes.
I can't help, I'm so freakin' hot.
Okay, well now you're just a goddamn...
Not just a jerk. Alright, now you deserve a punch.
Okay, now you deserve a punch.
What do you mean?
I just want a punch in you know, but I don't want a punch.
What are you talking about? Who are you going to punch?
He's just telling me that how odd he is
Okay, why watch watch who's getting the get in the car gabbana
Get the fuck out of my face!
I was weird.
How did I miss?
It's just a... just a dispute turning face-to-face.
J-Bell.
And I was trying to...
Oh, yep.
This should maybe be a Cam On challenge, so that Dandy can see if I lift this off or not.
I always forget that, even my youth.
Your youth what?
My youth. I forgot the... I forget... I always... I...
As a child, I would be put in the front seat, and I'd always forget my seat.
JC belt on
Well, how old are you?
21
We'll try to work on that as well, okay?
No, right
Like I'm on hands off to get me older. Wait
What are you talking about? Yeah, forget about that forget what I said come on
Let me get underneath my let me get underneath my
apples
and protein bar
Yeah, I'm excited to show you the ropes. I think you're in do well
I might do well you think. What am I in for? What's it out? What am I at? What do I got
to prepare for? This need preparation. Do I need to do a push-up? No, you're, no, no,
no, no. I just mean in general. I think you're gonna be a good cop. I appreciate it. I don't
think you're gonna let me down either. I don't think so either. I think you're gonna be proud
to me. Yeah, I think so too. I think you got this. Chip.
Chop. Chip chop. Look at that. What's your first time again,
lady? Laurel. Gold world out there, Laurel. And it needs
police. Oh, yeah, that's why we got like 90% of the
population I hear is like just policemen. It's not Yanny.
it's Laurel? That's Laurel. I remember that thing. Why would anyone think it's Yanny? Some people are
silly. Yeah, I guess some people are silly. The origins of the phrase chip chop is pretty
interesting. People get too silly. Yep. What happens when you get too silly? Get arrested
for praising for life. For instance, if that guy behind us calls me Yanny, he's in
for a beating. Alright, so we can't beat people for calling you Yanny. Okay. Just so
you know. Hey, sorry, how's it going? Hey, how's it going? Oh, I'm sure I remember you.
Okay, I'll just hit my car for no reason. Did I hit it? Did I tap it a little? Yep.
He cheated on us, ran right into it.
Sorry, sorry.
Oh, absolutely, zero reason to...
No real reason to do that, was there?
Well, I'm just not...
Well, I'm still just trying to get better at driving.
You know, you gotta forgive people for the wrong doings.
Well, we're police officers, Sam.
Alright, thank you for your forgiveness.
I'm a cadet...
for now.
Yes.
But I will get signed off on my driving very soon
What um, what do you uh, where is your where's your guys car car? Oh?
That's at our place
Are you gonna bring it here at our little den should we I just wanted to rush here as fast as I could
How many of you guys are there today just you?
This should be free.
Holly, Holly quit. You got three?
Yeah, Holly quit last night.
Holly quit? Hi, Tower. What do you guys, how many of you guys?
I think it's just me, Gunner, yesterday,
before he left he said something to buy me something to do, so I don't think he's showing up.
Let's go back and get them.
Yeah, alright, is that alright? Lieutenant Wrangler.
Yeah, go get the truck.
Hey, Wrangler.
Yeah, what's going on?
Yeah, one of the rules was that we weren't supposed to put our truck up, right?
Yeah, yeah, you're not supposed to park it.
The other team's been parking their truck.
In the uh, in a parking garage?
Yeah, at RPD, they're gonna, let me show you.
The other day of the court challenge, I was looking for our car and I was wondering if
somebody found it and parked it up and I happened to see it as it was parked up.
I'm not mad, Chapp. I'm not getting mad.
I
Tower wins
This isn't me getting in already. Let's take a look at this
Does that match the plate? Yeah, that's their plate our play was uh
Yeah, cuz they was the play was the one ended
Is that the old one right remember they got there the voucher for the new one?
What's that got a new one? Yeah, they had the voucher for the new one remember
What voucher?
They want it they want a challenge and they were able to get another car car. I need nothing about it. Oh, okay
Look, I'm uh, I'll look into it. Okay
And uh, where it where is your car car? Oh still missing
You guys don't have a car car. Nope. I'm looking for the last few days is not showing up in MP. Okay
All right, that's okay. Yeah, we can still do it. We can still do this challenge
By the way, hello
Hey, what's up, man?
How you guys doing?
I'm in a good mood today. It's wonderful. Oh, stop raining. It's funny shit. I've had better days. Yep
I'm in a great mood today as a matter of fact. It's gonna be a good one
I'm gonna make you stay so much better. Oh, you sound pretty happy. Well, who's this? Who's this?
Let's go police
I'm a cadet too.
Oh hey.
Uh, Chipper Hot Tower.
What?
Yeah, I'm a Chipper Hot Tower.
She's not like them.
Oh, what's my am I?
I'm a Laurel.
Not Yanny Laurel.
But where does Yanny come from?
Just, uh, just, just some people don't have their ears
are fucked up and they hear Yanny.
Oh, I remember that.
And it's just crazy.
But I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm so excited for today.
Hey, what's up, uh, wait.
Hey, where's your guys' original Kara-Kara?
Blue up, we used that Kara-Kara voucher.
Oh, so you guys are done with that one?
Yeah.
Uh, well, it blew up, so we figured that we had to use the Kara-Kara voucher.
No, you could have gone...
But you could have gone the other one.
It doesn't matter.
I think it's a fuck.
Oh, we could have had two Kara-Karas?
Yep.
No, I mean...
We would like to do the shopping spree reward, by the way.
I'm sorry, I just need a second to regain my composure.
Yes, sir.
Okay. Okay. All right. We're stressing. Did you ever lose your composure? You seem very
perfectly calm to me. That's a minor mistake. Mahal is gone. Gunner is gone. I know. It's
like people, you know, they came onto this reality TV show. They thought that they had
what it took, but they didn't. That's all right, Rangi. I'm gonna prove to you that I
have what it takes to be your so tomorrow yeah that's what you called me yeah
Reinge okay all right all right okay all right okay everyone gather around gather
round yeah sir yeah gather around everyone would you have me looking for
substitute no little late in the game see you buddy
Yeah, see you later
Okay, all right
Can we just take a moment and
clear up whether we'll be able to
Be here tomorrow and the next day with everyone
I'll be here every day sir good high tower
Yeah, good
pork
You have any plans?
tomorrow pork tomorrow pork yep that what I moved my bowl yeah yeah alright I
was very sure cuz I just wanted to clear the air on that that didn't sound
very confident no I'm just afraid to say that you shouldn't get angry I'm not
I'm not angry. I don't fucking get angry. I've never been angry. All right. I don't do that kind of shit
What time what time like seven pst
That's five o'clock in CSG
Now that right otherwise
That's nine nine. So you do nine
Okay, what about um, what about the weekend? How's that looking for you?
How?
I love the weekend.
Weekend's good for you?
I love that.
Alright, so tomorrow will be a rest day.
And that's gonna be...
BORBON!
That'll be our top three weekend.
Guys, meaning this is all gonna be coming to an end soon.
Can we get a thank the Lord?
Thank the Lord
Absolutely worse. God is good. I love Jesus. Worst event I've ran. Do you love Jesus?
Do you?
You know, I think Jesus is all right, you know, I kind of agree with what he says
I am there right with you. Beach. I kind of sand him
He's you stand. I
Stand Jesus. What do you want for me?
hallelujah nothing hallelujah amen you know what I'm saying you're preaching
you're preaching to the choir right now oh oh oh yeah wait what yeah look at that
why the wahoo Christmas this is near oh right cuz you listen up everyone yeah
All right here we go guys top four
Okay, this kind of bit of shit, okay
Actually, yeah one what do you mean one one what are you saying that counts Andy?
I have an idea. I'm sitting here trying to figure it out. No, okay
good go dandy from earlier win that it might be a good time to merge the
teams together because high tower is one man the desktop I moved my bowl I
literally fucking I'm still here hold it that wasn't in RP dandy you're going
OOC
I'm contesting that yes, no
I'm not allowing that
Absolutely, I'm not
Oh, Wrangler?
Yeah.
That seems a bit personal.
Oh, Noir.
I'm just saying.
Hey.
All right.
Noir.
All right, hold on.
No, I'm from Australia.
OK, I got to think of how we're going to.
We got to think of how we're going to.
Yeah, I'm from Australia.
OK, all right.
OK.
All right.
Here's what we're doing, guys.
Listen up.
Final four.
Today, we're doing the VCB challenge.
The VCB challenge.
You can have schedule for any additional content broken.
That's right. OK.
Your teams are going to take your pick of police cruisers,
meaning this is the only challenge.
You can use something other than the car, a car, right?
OK. So your team, you're going to be able to pick
whatever car you whatever buffalo whatever car you want from the motor
pole not the interceptor not the interceptor and you're gonna be chasing
the other team around in a mock 1080 does that make sense
so someone from the other team is gonna be driving one car okay whoever catches
that person the fastest their team is gonna win that challenge this is a
time challenge, okay? If that car goes VCB, that's gonna be plus 10 points to the
total time to a max of three, three VCBs, three VCBs, okay? Three VCBs, you
instantly lose, okay? Does that make sense?
You guys have like a challenge every day like this. Yep, we do
CP
PCP
Vcd Vcd. So I have about 50 questions. Yep
16
Good all right. Yep. Okay. Let's go for opening the floor. Okay. Do you want to take 10s?
Do you want me to ask one and then you ask one?
It doesn't matter.
We could try.
All right, I'll get first and then you can go after me.
They're fucking after me.
They're actually teamed up on me.
So I'm good-y.
All right.
So my first question is that because we are a group of three, does that mean that
we're going to be in three vehicles?
I'm glad you asked.
Here's the twist.
Oh, thank you.
Hi, Tower.
I need you to pick someone on their team to join your team.
Oh my god.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god.
Oh shit, what's up in the middle there?
It's me, Isaac Miller.
Okay, that's what you want?
Alright, Miller go back, you're getting cork.
Sorry.
Oh shit, okay.
Second twist.
Okay.
I don't get it.
It's gonna be a waste of time.
Twist two.
Okay, that was my second choice.
Good.
I just got text from the producers
The idols are yeah, they're expired you guys can't use those anymore. What? Yeah, that's it. Oh
Thank God. Yeah, the immunity idols are expired. You can't use those anymore. It's over
Twist number three try to keep up
Okay, yes
Yeah, okay, uh, so
I'll give you guys a second actually watch you guys watch guys strategize over there at
um at
RPD and we're gonna
Ham pick a side heads or tails, okay?
High tower who do you want to go first?
You pick yourself you pick you pick them
They go first. All right. You guys are going first
First chasing or going first driving. Yeah, what does that mean? I tell her? Oh, huh?
They're running
Guys are gonna be chasing running. You guys are gonna be the little prey being stocked on the savannah by the predators
All right, so
We'll see if this little prey gets on it down
I'm gonna get the car that you're gonna be running in
We'll meet you guys over there at RPD. Good luck.
All right.
Yes, sir.
Oh, yeah.
That's so cool.
Thank you, sir.
What have you been doing?
Thank you, sir.
Launching on Mr. Wrangler, sir.
Apples.
You'll be meeting us at the RPD, right?
Because they saw 49 questions, and we haven't even started with that, ladies.
No, go ahead.
No, OK, you're right.
That was one.
Go ahead.
All right.
What does VCB...
Like, I understand visual contact broken, right?
Yeah.
Okay, I didn't see him for like a second, and then I regained context, but I it's long enough like let's say it's five seconds, right?
I'm losing the five seconds normally in a chase I'd call BCB
But does that mean when I completely lose them and then you have to call them and say re get let let them regain visual
Yeah, but all this everyone listen to this is actually important. Okay. Yes
You can keep looking for them if you want I left out
That's a good question because I left out half of it
But when you call a UTL that's when you get your extra 10 minutes you keep looking but the timer is going to keep going
So after you call a utl it gets reset. What's utl?
It's unable to locate. Oh
So really it's the utl challenge. I thought vcb had a very good though
Okay, so so as soon as you call utl
That's when you get the the ten minutes and then it the chase reset so they have to come back
So you can keep looking for more you want but it might be more than ten minutes. It's a gamble
But you know, but you could get him out of the car how you normally would you can use box them?
pit their car until it's disabled you know whatever maybe taser amount of the car
but the second you get him out of the car and in handcuffs it's got to be in
handcuffs that's when it's over the driver the driver all right I say the
driver doesn't make sense everyone's everyone understand yeah
isn't pitting couldn't we like kill each other if we are pitting each other's
cars no no this is a simulation yeah but we're like really yeah don't worry
about all that. And do you have permission to shoot? Jesus Christ, Ham. Yeah, but that's
a real person over there. He's a real people. Well, that's what I'm saying. But hey, we
were cool. What the hell is your problem? Why do you hate us? It's not at all insane.
Just ask if you could shoot them. Well, because you said that we could hit him, right? But
When we pit, we only pit if it's like, you know, it could be deadly force.
It's a lethal force that we're using with our craft.
Okay.
So, and if that's gonna say I'm every time you pit or get into a car accident, do you
want me to drop you off at the hospital?
No.
Okay.
No, I don't think so.
But just like when I hit, when I get shot sometimes, you know, you could shoot someone
in the shoulder, or you could shoot him in the head, you know, that's not always
like lethal, lethal, but it's lethal force because they're not thinking to be lethal.
So is this our new teams or are we going to merge?
No, are you seeing an apple?
Sorry, he's taking a bit.
What are you asking me?
So teams are two, right?
But I can't help but know, so that's an even number.
So if one of us loses and then we have to like...
Now I can't hear shit.
If we have to...
Like if I have to vote for him and then he votes for me, right?
Then we're locked.
So that doesn't make sense.
So does that mean that we're going to merge afterwards?
But that's still an even number.
Why don't why don't you just see what happens?
All right, are we gonna be on a dedicated radio channel?
You guys are because you could split up into two different cars if you want.
Oh, we can!
But they're gonna be off the radio because if they're not then you can see their trackers.
True.
Oh, I see! So we can be in two different cars.
No, would you mind if we uh...
In our shopping spree?
Dandy, it's getting mad at all today.
We're gonna pay for this.
It but in RP and also out of RP, but not that other thing that didn't count. Yeah, never mind
You want to do that? Yeah, we could we could do the shopping cereals do it. Oh, okay cool. All right good good
and
Any more questions?
Well, we could just get in your car and go shopping with you and then quick and like fall wasn't it? Yeah
We could we could do that afterwards. It's on
Do you want okay part of me?
I'm sorry I'm just do let's go to RPD oh all right yes and then we can do the
shopping spree after we just had an entire conversation about it thank you
sir well I was looking do you take your riddle in today no and that's not me
getting upset let's just asking a question I didn't take medication maybe
you should know I shouldn't that doesn't make me feel very good yes okay well
it makes everyone else feel bad around you so are you being selfish well you're
not on your way what is it you're on like pose that's something that you
haven't been taking it yeah and I'm taking that now because I was worried
it was making me like penis you want it now I don't think that that's a side
effect of that's not what storm said what did storm say storms off prozac and
she loves dick she might just be a straight woman but if you're
thinking about this is with your hormones well I think it's okay if
straight men if get whatever anyone could think about penis but I'm not I
don't do that I don't care you know other people should do whatever they
want but I don't think about that kind of stuff well I don't think that
straight man think about penis very often I I don't know very I'm not straight
man but I would just imagine that that's not what because they don't because
it's the penis if it penis okay Steve Harvey why don't we get you over to
that's okay why don't we get you over to RPD and we'll we'll figure it out
there okay yes I think about dick I gotta be honest I don't know what the
book is happening right yeah none of this involves you so it's okay good all
right I just want to make sure I was like literally questioning my purpose in
life that conversation gave you an existential crisis kind of yet okay
It's sort of like this or like I felt like a genuine disorientation kind of kind of like moment, you know
You're feeling disoriented
Yeah, that's the word
This is the most intricate scheme to make people believe moon has a family yet. Is that what is this?
What is it? Are we just posting we're just posting now that what does that have to do with?
Are you hitting the signs on purpose? Yeah, yeah, you got to get
I'm knowing this down
An hour and a half late. Yeah, we are talking about all that. Yeah, hit the signs
Hey guys
So hey, uh, do you want to donate that car to the PD for an hour for $5,000?
and
No, I'd rather not for $5,000. Yeah, I'd rather not okay. What about ten?
I don't know what kind of rockets you get to my car
Pursuit training
I'd rather not have my car blow okay. I'm getting
Yeah, sometimes you don't hit
Okay, even the speed limit is important or the stop signs are important. Yeah, I mean it's all important if you think about it
Okay
This car is legally parked. We got to get it out of here
What happened to the bait car that car fucking sucks legally parked. Well, how do you know? I'm a cop
Like I said, don't worry about that car this uh none of this
Gabana, yeah, Yanni none of this none of this involves
You don't got worry about it. Why don't you actually get back in the police car? I'm gonna need you to drive that
Hey, how's it going?
Is this what they call police commandeering yeah, also that car is illegal
It's uh, it's it's it's a foreign model
Yeah
Yep
We're deportment all right
Okay, Jbell
I'm learning suspiciously too far
That car don't speak English
More truckies less Hondas
I'm a itchy nose boy
What's the what's the worst crime you've ever witnessed
This one time this woman named Carmela had like 28 bombs next to a dead body
What for?
She just did
It was sick, okay
27 or some day
27 thermite
Do you believe that shit? I mean, I believe them you I believe everything you say
Yeah, you need to
Common-deared hey, uh, Yanni, I need you to move this car
It's probably because you yeah, follow me Yanni
Good bit from Lisa. How many there might 37 there might oh god. She okay. She cannot drive the car
I think she's going. I actually think that she's going
What the VCB? I have no way to contact this woman
Okay, she's just gone and just like that
She left as quickly as she came to you need a timer pump. Yo, I'm out of a shrub
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It's gonna be an edge day isn't it?
Best trial you're good. All right. This is gonna be the this is gonna be the car that you're driving
Get in it who's driving
You'll be driving okay, okay sounds good
How are you guys doing at one car to go okay?
Make sure you guys are off your radios
You guys make sure you're off your radios
I have like a zero radio you want to sound very old
You guys can you guys can you guys should probably on like 12 or some shit
Is that her medical I can't go
Hey, is this channel open?
All right, seven
Seven
It's you know, he's doing all right cool
All right, we're your guys cars
We got always all right. All right. You guys pull out in front of the RPD and we'll just start there, okay
be in front sure that's fun go ahead take front for that all right let's see
how it goes so whichever one of you calls utl that's what that timer is gonna
stop and they have to reset okay okay good fantastic I don't know where Lisa
is hey stormy hoppin in this is a utl challenge I'm making one team catch the
other team. I don't know. Everybody's with me. I don't know. I don't know where I don't know where
I did something. This is a part of it. After having met him in real life.
Let's just only keep up comms and one of us. What are they doing? Well, this is it.
At least there's just some. Pickle probing with 20 gift and jobs. Yeah.
Don't do comms unless one of us loses eyes
What?
Do I just go as soon as I leave the garage?
No, just go and pull into the street pull up to the nearest stop side to the right or that goddamn it. Hold on. Can you pull next to him?
All right, listen pull up to the to whichever red light you want whichever light you want and then when it turns green
That's when we'll go. Okay. Yes, sir. Good. Good. You good
does the time are not changing more we're talking about it just did did not
it did right next one next green next green next green next green next green
huh no no okay what else you want to know no it's not it only that they're
off oh they're off no season the buffalo is the other idea I don't know where
She's actually just gone. This is a good challenge. Is she driving? I don't know where she is.
I told her to go to the police department.
She's just out there somewhere with a fucking police car.
She's actually just out there somewhere with a police car going, hello? Hello?
It's snow around?
Kenny Cuffham, Kenny Cuffham.
Come on. Why not switch drivers? Why not switch drivers? Oh, they're not taking this
Yeah, you are I can not cover sorry
No, you are you are allowed to get out. You're a lot. It's the car. It's the driver of the car
You got to keep up the rules change all the time
All right. Yeah, you're allowed to
You're allowed to do what you're doing
I don't know you got to figure this out there they go
There they go
Yep, that's right. They got to get you both in handcuffs
Both of you guys have to be in handcuffs and that's when the timer ends
Yep, figure this one out him. Oh
My god, she's she's get through
She's get through
Can you know it like it why would you be able to cuff cops? Yeah prior got cuffed all the time
Probably no hands up
Let's try it out hold on
Let's tell them to stop but actually say stop they just
Hold on stop stop everything stop
all right let me see hold on let me see something here come here I don't know
what your guys's problem is but come on come on we said put your hands up
okay now I can with the fun I had to put on different cuffs oh okay we're gonna
call that a plus fuck we're gonna that's I'm sorry I had cuffs on me for some
reason that's a scuff that's a that's a yeah that's we're gonna call that a
utl it's a that's a plus 10 oh thank god yeah cuz that's not because they
shouldn't have had to stop there I'm gonna be honest yeah okay what's it
does anyone have a repair cat we should have gotten some of those all right
repair it up repair it up all right and then here's a twist oh yeah am now
you have to start and to be clear you both have to be hand cut you got a
handcuff of both handcuff of both now you're the driver you're the driver now
you started the driver can we car swap if this one dies no you can't car swap no
car no car swapping yeah I don't know what the fuck that was where did you go
Lisa
Where did you go
No, you guys are the wrong call
She actually probably
That's Lisa. That's something I ever learned.
Now it's fine.
Yeah, I used to doing this around the time.
So what happened here, just a little stuff.
Everyone be advised, I think a cop has been kidnapped.
It's one of the new cadets.
If anyone sees an officer, Yanni, please come to Channel 7.
By rock for PD.
like the blanket fluid if there's not enough blanket fluid the whole car just
tends to go see she hasn't she hasn't responded yeah yeah what's going on
looks yeah where did you go I'm at the I'm at the cells people told me you
were at the cells what people police people that hurt you okay I drove I
I parked my shape into the
where you think something's big.
Yup, okay.
Uh, it just, it took you a while to do that, huh?
Ooh.
A little bit.
Okay, why don't you just wait in the garage?
I was looking for you.
Okay, well, we'll just, uh, I don't know.
Figure down an RP, figure down an RP out of find me, okay?
Okay, okay.
Uh, I do believe you have the car.
Put it in the gloveie for you.
Or next to the underpin.
She did what she was supposed to?
I did, she did not do that.
Alright, okay, good.
Round to hold on let me write this time down
1424 all right
Watch you go up to this red light over here to the left of us behind us
Yep
And then wait for it to turn red
All right good, and then when it turns green you could go all right ham
Good good
All right pursuit training
All right pursuit training. Hey, God, you don't know what Sam R.P. is sand address multiplayer
Sam role play made all of this
We're on one no no 13 on this and we're using this for something D&D made all of this
Yeah D&D invented role-playing
Actually, maybe not
People probably I'm probably sex invented all this you're probably are peeing in bedrooms and stuff. All right, okay
Ham actually never mind never
Why aren't they being more
That's a pretty bad rot
They ram ram ram ram right good Lord. Oh
my god
What in the hell?
where was she trying to go where was trying to go there okay okay oh shit
okay everyone here sucks a driving so I think we're good they're gonna lose them
they're actually gonna lose them bullshit he's gone he's fucking gone what
about the other guy you got to get him both oh he's gone oh he's fucking
gone he's gone he's actually gone unless no way he stayed in that bush he's
gone he said yeah he's in fucking Polito by now bad comms there awful comms
him might hit team him might win this we might be going he might be going
They stormed you have a repair kit?
Oh that's so good.
Got six northbound.
Oh no.
Oh they both went after one.
Oh no.
Why did they-
This is good training.
Actually good training.
God damn.
Does that count as a UTL? It's whenever they call it.
So they call it whenever they want the timer to stop basically
and just accept the 10 minute penalty.
minute penalty right that's it one person can leave the car in the beginning
just for a hide yeah I guess but there's two people chasing them you know
oh yeah sure and they can't car swap that was a fast that was a fast ban
what did that guy do shrug yeah let's find out will they find them mods are hot
some band of anger there was probably rightfully bad probably but if I banned
them there's a 75% chance that he should be unbanned I haven't been anyone
today doing good oh man timer's ticking might just want to take the 10 minute
penalty at this point I think so what radio channel you're on
seven let me back up with the always go yeah oh let me go find them to come
here uh try and get uh try and get him back here use the group of it use the
your job there 1638 good job good driving ham I I just said your driving
was good common beard all right I'll be back you guys stay here I gotta try to
find a buffalo I guess I could just use another police car yes now a buffalo is
That's pretty good because that's what we use.
Comma Deer.
Gimme!
Comma Deer!
Why is he mad yet?
I don't get mad.
I do have to poop though.
All right everyone, three minute break
so you can compose yourself, okay?
Three minute break.
Are we getting back in a new car and driving freshly?
Three minute break, guys.
All right, three minute.
I'm going to get pee in a bush.
Sorry about that.
Look, bro.
Damn, man, where'd you hide it?
I was in the back of the tattoo shop.
Oh, OK.
Jesus.
Hey, yeah, we lost you, though.
Damn, again.
The rents of bar.
You got there fast.
The tattoo shop.
I didn't think you could get that far.
Yeah, I'm fast.
I'm satiated now, so I got so much energy.
any uh anything to drink anyone thank you
wait yesterday all right wait come here come here come here it's so long
thinking very deeply what's up oh thank you guys get y'all y'all more
teamed in my actual team and sure mentioned it the other day
yeah at this point yeah i'm returning i missed the clean air
not at the moment your hair is just normal colors though
very respectful
we're conspiring
against the hopes
we're gonna have a rank layout
that would be a good point
yeah that's true that's a bad
probably a bad point
bad point
it's actually an interesting idea
that would be good
alright cuz if he was looking to have clones he'd have
an even
great advantage
I guess that might be the fourth one
that's a long three minutes
alright guys
huge shit boy moment
I think we're gonna say three minute brief.
Alrighty, who's ready?
We are.
Okay, all right, who wants to drive?
Well, are we, they didn't catch us both
so did we continue going in a car?
Or was that the second thing you tried?
Three, yep, three times.
So they got one more, that's it.
All right.
See what I'm saying?
And you can drive?
That's up to you, Ham.
Exactly.
No, I think you're clearly the better driver.
Let's do this
Ham pick a side
Well, are they gonna have to do this on the last turn?
Yep. I really okay. Um, I choose
Heads tails
Ham you gotta drive here
All right, let's go
Woo!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
I'm so hungry.
Penta?
I like this one.
Alright, to that red light.
Straight up.
Whatever turns green.
Yup.
Time to drink?
You think tonight's a drink at night?
Could be a risk drunk night.
Okay, did not see a turn.
At least the time around pause.
Sure, whatever.
I mean, I don't think it's my fault that she instantly lost me and then couldn't find me, but...
Okay.
Oh, shit.
drinking on drama night that's not really my drama though so who cares oh yeah I
do I so now I know that I can't get separated from Lisa oh no there's some
good comms well he broke the box it's the same one from before okay all right
Oh, they actually split up this time. Oh
If she could get the car back
She didn't even think to do it
When I got in trouble last time for talking shit
You put me as an alert the guy put my voice on alert on his street if she could get the car back
She didn't even think to do it
Tootsies with five gifted Jim Crapo. I just took a drip Jim Crapo five gifted. Oh, she's a new
She didn't know she didn't know you can't jump over these
Noob down. Oh nice. I didn't know that I I
Don't know I didn't have to hit slash might lose them
Hashtag marked himself safe from being bred by moon moon. Oh
They guys banned. Oh, okay
I
Well Lisa hello, it's the hashtag save thing for natural disasters
I don't get it
Thank you, madam jump from an extreme height
El Rancho
Aren't most of your subs moons to
I mean
Well, yeah, there's definitely an overlap
But I think at this point it's it's been so long that I kind of just have my own little
community here you know I mean there's
definitely an overlap but I don't know
man it's been like what three years since
of our Peter the moon little little
little community little guys who the
fuck are you calling little that's not
to say moon didn't make me I'm not
saying that I just mean you know at
this point it's it's just been so long
that I kind of just feel like this is
just my community at this point you
know what I mean that's all I'm saying did moon make me I thought you were
popular before yeah I was so pulling down like one to two K viewers before the
moon boom big day I think they're VCB on them again
look anything to eat ring one negative I don't know if he came down with his
roof or not oh what I was almost in the radio there on seven I haven't got
I think it might be another vcb guy
The fuck are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, there's a little fuck. It's not running around
We got to get that little thing is it okay?
Yeah
Where is it?
Common-deared I
Want to go get some more repair kids
When did you know?
When did you know you had the?
Insta- I don't know what that word is.
Instatuus? That can't be word.
Instatu- Instatuus?
Desire to become the best RPer ever.
Ram ram!
What- what that word mean?
It should be...
Insta- that's not a word.
Oh.
I don't know what that word mean.
I don't think that's a word.
Oh nice.
Unquenchable.
I know what that means.
That's uh, isn't that the uh, the lunches that mr. Beast is selling with xqc or some shit right now
Is this armory boy? I knew I wanted to be the best role player ever
when I was
12 years old and I would play san andreas
And some days when I couldn't beat the mission because I was too young to be good at games
I would just drive around and stop at the red lights and then talk to the npcs
And bang hookers
What do you think? I'm just calling it a saving some time and then just doing better
Yep, look all the time
Got hurt
I think we can do better, I don't
Alright, everyone meet back at the car as I uh...
Got some repair kits
Switch!
Where'd Lisa go?
Hello?
She's drunk on wine, she- I told her to- I told her to do one thing
And she instantly-
She just instantly lost me
Yeah, all I did was tell her to follow me for like two blocks.
That's so long.
All good?
All good.
Just sip a divine.
You want me to fix some of the cars?
Uh, sure, here.
I haven't been on duty this whole damn time.
Buy free money!
Please wait a little.
Oh, God.
Fixed it?
I think I'll take these cruisers.
Should I repair mine?
Uh...
No, uh, yeah, you can repair it
My fucking mouse has been acting wonky lately wonky mouse. I think that's a glitch
Wonky mouse might have a weak battery
It's fucking plugged in
So now I approach you and I want to know your name you see what is that stick?
My name my first name is your last name is worse nightmare
Oh well my name is Gabana you know the fragrance on the theater kids sir front
Search
Okay, so that's what happened Lisa
All right
There we go. Well. We found Lisa. You do a little hazing
you then just how we feeling everybody
whoa whoa let's go let's go survivor
we love survivor whoa yeah
all right yeah okay
you just made it sexual no I did not
you said woo yeah you said it like woo yeah
no I said woo yeah and you went woo yeah
That's just an abduction of my voice, Sam.
No, you ain't, you know, grown yet.
But I don't do that.
I don't do that kind of shit.
All right.
Yeah, all right.
I'm a Christian.
You're a Christian.
Yes, I am.
God fearing.
I'm so scared of God, exactly.
You're fine.
All right.
So team.
Where's your little acada?
I was speaking.
Well, I pulled John's.
Okay, uh
team
All right, so uh team high tower your time to be is gonna be
48 minutes in two seconds
Think you can do it all right all right. Yeah, who's driving first?
Okay, make sure you guys are off duty
Ham and other you guys are gonna be on channel seven
Are you guys doing one car or two?
You two all right take a car and
We're gonna pull out onto this main road up here and drive up to that light and then if it's green wait for it to turn red
Okay, I did just say channel seven
That's okay
Come on. We'll get up to that red light and then we'll go when it turns green. Okay? Good luck
time to beat
49 minutes
It's a valid strategy to just purposely lose side of them three times consecutively so that we know you can't do that
Yeah, they still have to be in there in your sight
We put on your seatbelt people always trying to fucking
Every time every time I
I mean the best thing you could do is
Catch them and then the challenge is completely over. I mean if you just catch them once it's over. Oh my god
This oh, this could have this could actually be a hey that that happens
Jesus
Ah
Ram Ram
Can she get oh she's not Jesus Christ
No comms. No comms all locked in
I mean all you guys have to do is just get them both an headache of some one time and then you just win
You know? Where are they? I don't know.
Why don't you ask on the radio? Yeah, I think that's it. Yeah, I think that's your partner there. His car looks blown up.
That's your partner. If only someone would have been doing comms there.
By someone, do you mean me? Anyone, really.
Can we pause because it seems that he's...
Hello? Thank you, ma'am. So much for that.
Are you alright? How did this happen?
I
First one our first like these to be whatever
Okay
Not okay a little bit good looking like they might win
Yeah
You tell
That's not good. All right
Okay, hold on hold on a second stay here
that's not good that wouldn't make sense though calling you tell what it makes
sense because then they would have the shorter time so then they would win right
yeah I don't know what the fuck I am was trying to cook there yeah that that
that makes zero sense they would they would just win makes no sense UTL
unable to live yep I should just told her yeah yeah that's you should do that
all right go go to the fudge lane they've blown up you blew them up how
you blow them up I didn't touch them they blew up on them down the road they just
blew up cars don't just blow up well I took a jump and then he ran into something
all right okay all right just go down there and help them god damn it I'm good
what kind of buffalo was that do you know oh I know I know what you want to
pull those out I think right what kind of buffalo is that just go back to where
blew up he's dead okay all right I didn't it that was not our fault that's
just go back just go back to fudge lane it's fine all right I'm coming back now
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You don't make fun of a fucking person in a wheelchair for not being able to walk.
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Pint is a piece of shit. Pint is a cunt. I want to fucking ban-
You don't? No, that's terrible. I don't do that kind of shit. I'm a good guy.
I'm actually a nice guy. Cruz confirmed it.
dandy that doesn't count I'm allowed to get mad at chat obviously I'm allowed to
get mad at chat no peer okay you keep changing the rules yeah I'm so that's
the that's a part of it thank you dandy I'm a lot chat's the only thing I'm
allowed to get mad at notice I said thing it's Martin Vicks oh my god oh my god
Okay, all right. Are you guys are okay? No, it's okay. Sorry. All right. Let me just fix this up
Guys so fuck so ham. I don't know if you why would calling VCB three time? Why would why would that make you win?
Because you said that their time was there 43 minutes, right? No, no, no that was your guys's time
So so so the lower time wins
Exactly.
Right, so then they, that would be their time.
This is, this is their time.
I'm, I'm really confused.
Right, so you guys got, because you were running, right?
Yeah.
You guys got 48 minutes.
That's how long it took you guys to get away.
This is how long it takes them to get away.
No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't get any minutes.
She's saying that she called you to yell three times in a row, she don't get 30 minutes.
No that no you guys took them 43 minutes of sorry it took them 43 minutes to catch us
But if we just got in our car purposefully drove no no no no no you're saying you're saying you're wrong
It took the it took you guys 48 minutes to get away
Your time to get away was 48 minutes the lower time to get away wins
Yeah, so like you have the cops on you for what 45 minutes, right?
So if someone
We're on an appointment.
What, but the penalty is one thing.
I think you guys are too hot, yeah.
We're trying to get caught as quickly as possible?
No.
Exactly.
No, you're trying to get away.
You're trying to get caught.
You're trying to get away as quickly as possible.
I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but...
I'm really not sure if you're joking or not.
I don't know if it's possible for me to explain it to you, yeah.
Can I...?
So they they got away, right? You guys got away and it took you 45 minutes. We'll say it, right?
Okay
Okay, but so until you lot will listen until you lost the cops and you guys were gone free
Free to go right right so now
Right we exploded
Right and then ham stopped and now whatever so they got away and
Let's say that was only like 20 minutes
So that means it took them 20 minutes to lose the cops and it took you guys 45
I have an important point to make though.
Okay, let's just let's all let's all here's a let's do a quick communication challenge
Let's try let's see if five people can complete a sentence without being talked over
All right, that's a challenge. Okay, so ham go ahead
Okay
When they're chasing us. Yep, if they utl they can't find a location. That's bad for them, right?
yeah because you're getting a lower time yeah so why did you add 10 minutes then
wouldn't we get negative 10 minutes because we got away does it matter
really what does it matter because because now you're saying that you've
added 10 minutes to saying that we got away slower but we got away they got
utl three times how's it going you need a roadside repair uh no could you
please leave okay but uh hold on let me work through this am I wrong here I'm
considering just canceling the challenge and just giving everyone a
thousand dollars but I don't know why it is because it makes so much sense in my
head but I feel like everything around me isn't making any sense at all which
leads me to believe that I must be wrong but I just nothing else makes sense to
I think you're right.
Okay.
You can loophole a little.
Let me, hold on, let me just think about it.
You're judging on who makes the, but it shouldn't matter, right?
Because if they get away, so if they call U-T-L, when I'm doing it backwards, no, if
they call, if they call, no, no, no, no, I'm not.
How do you win?
So it's so it's your escaping time and the lower time wins, right?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, no
So the utl makes it lower or higher
If escaping adds ten minutes it makes no sense your loss too. Yeah, I'm considering just canceling the whole fucking thing
It's catching time. It's catching time
Maybe I did fuck it up
There's no winners here. Yeah, I'm starting to think that too
U-T-L equals good, but you're making it bad for them so if they I swear to God this makes sense
I think it's over complicating it
Just drop I swear I swear to God it makes sense and then it's just being over complicated
so if
I'm also kind of cooked from the subathon
All right, so if they get away right and then if it's but the number should still work shouldn't they you should
Subtract instead of minus it
I guess I could just I guess I could just remove the fucking ten minutes and
Then it doesn't matter right?
Maybe the ten minutes doesn't matter at all
Okay, I don't think the ten minutes matters at all
No, I don't think it does so here's what I'm gonna do
I'm just gonna take the ten minutes
I'm just gonna take the 30 minutes off their time and then and then whatever
And then and then that's their time
because because as soon as you call U.T.L. then their time stops so they want to
get U.T.L. faster so they get the lower time it does make sense so so so if
anything the 10 minutes is completely arbitrary and it didn't make sense to
begin with there we go no because it still works no no no you guys are
actually wrong about this right now I'm no you guys are actually saying
Initially, you're right, but you're you're yeah, I'm telling you that you're wrong
So so what what don't you understand?
This is so fucked no it doesn't it's literally just autism brain
Okay, so
They want to get away faster
Yeah, they want to get away as well as possible right we want to catch them as fast as possible right and
When we're in the car our timer starts and let's say no their timer their timer
their timer to get away starts right okay right okay and if we're going to fix this all post by the way
okay yeah good if they managed to lose exactly exactly bro with the 10 minutes it's the same
results but utl right then they get negative 10 minutes to their time no no i'm telling you the
10 minutes doesn't matter but that's what we were watching me because that was that was one of the
the perks, right, that we wanted to kind of rely on?
I think this might be bait.
Subtract it and pretend it never happened.
I think this could be bait.
It never happened?
OK, what are you confused about?
Well, there was supposed to be a penalty for them losing sight
of us, and that's why we were trying so hard to get away.
Right, but it doesn't matter because then the time just
stops, right?
I mean, it doesn't matter.
The 10 minutes, it's arbitrary.
Now that I'm thinking about it,
Legitimately does not matter because once
So we did but we did our own first half of the challenge and we went by those rules and now they're changing
The rules haven't changed the rules haven't changed. There was a penalty for them
Is anyone else confused I am now okay, so what are what so okay, so your time, okay?
I'm sorry. I'm
Okay, let's just what just let me talk. Okay, so your time is it would be 18 minutes in 12 seconds
That's how long it took for you guys to get away. Okay. Yes. Now you understand that, right?
So you want your time to get away from the cops to be shorter
So now they're trying to get away quicker
Okay, in the second you guys call you to L the timer stop stops because they've escaped which means that they get a shorter time
Yes, yes, right you said you said initially right like let's say that we catch them with only one utl
Right, right, but they catch us and they utl us
Okay, this is the kid. This is the part that you're so this is the part that you've I don't know if you've intentionally forgotten
gotten. If both of them get cuffed then that then it's over. Yes, I know but you
said that there was a penalty for losing sight of us. So if they utl three
times there should be a penalty for that every utl makes it even worse so
that if they catch us even if it takes a long time as long as they don't utl
us right as long as they on us then they have an advantage whereas if we
catch them but it take it's like two times that we lose sight of them we
get an even larger penalty that's why that was there's no penalty now is what
I'm telling you but but if we're changing that rule shouldn't start again
okay explain it to me one more time I'm it explains I because I I don't I don't
understand what you're saying should I draw a picture if I could okay picture
we're gonna play a game right me and you don't don't do that just just explain
you just explained it but it's yeah I'm sorry yeah go go ahead go ahead I think
she's trying to say there's not an incentive wait no no no nor nor please
yeah we're gonna play a game me and you wrangler right now the game is that you
are trying to get away from me as fast as possible okay okay you want your
time to be low right I want my time to be low we both want our time to be
low because if my time is low that means that I caught you really quickly if your
time is low that means that you've got away really quickly but only one of us can
win there's one time there's just one time that's being recorded so you so
you're this is where your brain is fucking it up let's okay no I know but
I'm gonna clear it up for you all right now okay you aren't trying to get you
are trying to prevent them from getting a low time or no god damn it
you see the whole point of having to fucking yeah it encourages us I think this is
great I actually think this is going to get that penalty that plus 10 minute
penalty for them they they they go panel panel penalize because they lost
of us okay okay um you were getting the panel they were getting the penalty for
calling you to yell right or exactly all right but it's but it's going it
doesn't matter anymore you're coming up on something that doesn't exist because
now because here's the thing now there it doesn't matter that was just the
time that it took them I'm sorry that was the time that it took you guys to
get away okay does it make sense I don't know I don't maybe I'm wrong but I
mean that was there so it so it took you guys right that time to get away right
it just doesn't make sense to me because we worked on those rules to begin with and
if we I mean I could just cancel I'm just maybe we just cancel this whole
thing and everyone gets money I think because at this point fuck it I don't
I don't know. I don't know.
Right, I know and at this one I think that we've talked it into circles and it's just become more confusing than it actually is.
I think we've talked it into the ground is what just happened.
I mean, we could just redo the whole fucking thing or just probably just cancel it and just give everyone money is kind of what I'm leaning towards.
Yeah, I know.
If you just give me 18 minutes, I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to complicate things, I just
didn't understand.
It's okay.
No, it's fine.
I mean, I probably fucked it up.
It's not a big deal.
I'm probably wrong.
I think that everyone else understands and I'm probably the one that does.
So okay, so let's just try to walk through this one more time, okay?
So it took you guys 18 minutes.
I know.
It took you guys, what, 18 minutes to get away?
Right?
Like I mean so they managed we managed to get them to lose side of us three times right yes, right
And actually it we could have gotten away
So I think I think you're flip-flopping it they stayed on you for 18 minutes
You see what I'm saying so were you trying to compete for a longer time?
I really just don't understand it, but that's fine
if you are the game master and if you if you get it then we'll just do whatever
Whatever, whatever you see is is correct mr. Inglis
No, no, well don't do that because now I'm trying to understand what what what were you?
But I'm not very good at math, and I'm getting I'm getting
Just need like a minute if it's okay
That's fine. Yeah, it's it's fine. Thank you
It was time to catch if they didn't catch plus 10
Right, but but the 10 minutes doesn't matter because I mean it just matters which number is lowest
So it just doesn't really matter to begin with right because the timer stops
You see what I'm saying so the timer stops
Right, so it's so it the 10 minutes in reality. It just doesn't even matter
Because the utl stops the timer right and the people
the people that are uh is there a penalty for going UTL unless they don't
want UTL yes I see no I see I see where it's taking up yeah no no I see I see
okay yeah I over complicated it maybe now I see yeah it's all fucked up this
is why there's writing rooms for this I think I'm just gonna cancel this whole
fucking challenge it's kind of cooked anyways at this point I mean half the
fucking people didn't even want to do it to begin with and I fucked up this
challenge it's yeah I think it's probably just over you know what I mean
probably it started hot yeah yeah but I mean fuck it at this point no I fucked
it up it's not a big deal just give me a second I'm just gonna consider what
do what's wrong you needed the producers it should I mean we could just do a one
and done but now I feel fucking stupid so I'm kind of just leading to a leading
towards bailing yeah I've got I've got to just lean towards saying fucking and
bailing is what I'm thinking son and death 1v1 when in doubt bailed out
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I fucked it up.
Oh, this is really primed me to get angry though.
I'll say that self-suggesting.
All right. Well, I mean, here's the thing.
We can, I mean, we can either we can, here's what we can do.
We could just do a fucking one fucking V1.
Chase and whoever gets, you know, the lowest time or whatever the fuck
whoever gets caught the fastest, you know what I mean?
We do like that.
We just reset it because yeah I fucked it all up.
Uh...
Yeah!
Or we could, or if you guys...or I tell you what, if you guys want...
We could just divvy up the prize money between you four and just call it a fucking day.
I'll give you guys the option.
Go ahead and...go ahead and tell them what you want.
Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead.
There we go.
I'll let them decide if they want to keep playing.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Listen that's okay. There we go. That's fine
How much money it's like three grand
They're trying to catch you sounds good. No, I'm just over it at this point half like I said half the fucking
Contestants didn't even couldn't even fucking do all of it to begin with it's it's all fucked up anyways, right?
There's like three challenges that I can't even do anymore than I'd rather just save it for
Next time when people can commit the time to it
You know yeah
Yeah
It's all good. That's all good. It didn't work out. It is what it is
That happens. That's life, right?
Angry old man yada yada with five gifted appreciate that you tried I tried
Next time we'll just do cadet survivor, but in World of Warcraft hardcore mode
Yeah, I need a more committed group you enjoyed watching it it was fine, but yeah
I need I need a more I need I need a more committed. I need I need more no-lifes. I need actual D gens
Yeah, I need I need the D gens. I need the no-lifes
The guy put my voice as an alert on his stream next time app people submit applications smart smart I
I think survivor just lasted a bit long.
I think that I was very clear on how long it would take and no one objected to it at
the time.
So I refuse to feel bad about the length of the challenges.
Thank you though.
Fuck you.
Get the fuck out of here.
G-Beard with 10 gifted!
All right, what do we got, cadets?
Okay, Mr. Rangle, we want to ask you.
Are you enjoying your time?
No, I don't care.
It's, you know, I'm completely fine.
Are you enjoying your time? Are you enjoying?
No, I don't care. It's, you know, it's, I'm completely fine.
I don't, whatever you guys want to do is fine with me.
I won't feel, I'm not gonna feel any, any sort of way.
Alright. Like, we wanted to make sure that you were like,
you were still, you know, you were still. I'm having a great time!
What are we doing? Hey!
I
Yeah, the thing is that to be frank
Everyone here
Something then nothing. Okay. All right, so you all have money and you want to bail
That's how ever we want a fit. We want a finish to this to the game
We're enjoying our time and we want to finish to the game, but I mean, okay
So I need some decisiveness. Let's just do it. All right
Come on swarm
All right, I'll have the producers reach out
All right. Good challenge everyone a wrangler
No, it's fine, it's okay, it's not big deal. I'm shitty man. Well, you know, hey, you know, sometimes
You know you some you just need the money and you know who cares about anything else nothing who cares
So shitty now, it's fine
Not a big deal
I gotta go find my cadet
Not a big deal. I gotta stop getting money involved in shit
But it makes things so juicy great
Why when did they do that because they could have $3,000
But you know, whatever it's fine. It's not a big deal
Yeah, I appreciate that. We'll we'll do season 2 and
We'll- we'll- we'll get a group that's a little more committed.
Yeah.
Maybe don't reveal the money until the lay-arounds.
Well, like I said, I mean, this is why...
On Survivor, they actually put these fucking people on a real island, so that they can't leave.
And then if they try to, Jeff fucking harasses them until they say.
A nuke-a-dat.
Yeah, a nuke-a-dat. I'm not gonna find her.
Have they been onboarded in there? Do I need to paperwork them?
Oh, no, no, no. You don't gotta worry about that.
that's fine it's not big deal chat like I said it's these things happen didn't
work out not a big deal so we're at one hour oh they all are they all troopers
now no here's what I'm doing retcon all right all right did it happen boom just
like that watch this retcon didn't even happen except for the hour that didn't
happen. Yeah, what? What? What? Was it? Has anyone seen? Has
everyone seen a confused Italian woman? No, negative. Yes. Okay.
Do you know where she was? I did. But that was like 20
minutes ago. She was screaming for your name. Okay. Did no one
bother to try to contact me? We heard your booming voice
down here and we tried looking for you in the PD and we
You can't find him.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
Okay.
Do you know where she is?
Uh, left of Chesterwood in, uh, garage.
Well, that was, like, 15, 20 minutes ago.
Right side of the strawberry.
Abbey Street.
Left, north.
Little Big Horn.
All right.
More for a tow truck.
West in the passage, right north of the Abbey Ways.
Hey, have you seen a confused Italian cadet?
I'm on the phone
Yeah, I
Wrangler, uh, no, I have not why okay. She's missing
$1,000 for her safer turn like a could like a PD
Who is this
Hey, I think you may have maybe you called dispatch or something
Oh, yeah, no, it's I called you. All right, that's real good. So yeah, if you see a confused
Italian cop, please call 911
All right, thank you. She is our
Officer, yeah, hey, what's going on?
Hey, thank you
Don't don't even mention it
Of any department I've been in the best experience I've had
Seriously, don't even mention it, it's fine
Seriously, I mean that to you
We did really enjoy ourselves
Thank you guys, yeah thank you
You felt like you stepped in during yourselves
No, no, I'm always having a good time
Let's just all try to find this lost Italian woman
Last location
I know, it's okay
It's I have fun too. Hello. No, it's fine. Hello. Don't do that. Don't do that. Hello. Don't do that. Hello
Hi, hello. I'm saying hello to you. Hello
Have you never answered a fucking phone?
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm sitting here. I've said hello five fucking times
What are you doing right now?
Okay, all right. Thank you. All right, I'll be I'll be there soon. Thank you
Now look, I really need to find this cadet, okay?
Uh, the cadet was sent away because she hasn't got anything.
Okay, what do you mean she hasn't got anything?
She doesn't have access to the email change.
Where is she?
She was sent off duty.
Why?
Sent on her way.
Wait, why? Where is she?
I don't know where she is.
Did you send her off duty?
Yes.
Alright, why? I need one good reason.
Because she doesn't have access to the email.
Okay, now you're going off duty.
No, goodbye.
Goodbye.
Come back tomorrow.
Goodbye.
Now you're going off duty.
Goodbye.
Good.
Goodbye.
I don't know why you're still standing here.
Goodbye.
There's absolutely no reason to do that at all.
You need to leave.
Thank you.
Goodbye.
OK.
Bye.
I don't know why you're still here.
Because I'm sorting keys out.
All right, so OK.
So no, I don't care.
just please leave. All right. Good. There we go. Good. See how she likes it. There we
go. See how she likes it. That's an hour for sure. I don't think now dandy is the judge.
Dandy is the judge of that. And I think that was deserved. I don't think that was anger.
I think that I think that was stern
That was valid anger. Thank you, judge dandy. Hey chap
Yeah, okay any last sight
Yeah, apparently she was sent off duty for no reason at all
So, okay. She's Italian. I gotta go find her
I don't know where she is I guess I'll just start yawning one of you guys want
to come with coming you don't have a phone number I don't know all right you
come back to 24 hours what is it thorn right yep all right yeah come back to
24 hours we'll see how you like being sent off duty for no reason there we
go to what why well why why would you be sent off duty for not being in an
I tried to give you a fucking reason and you interrupt for being in and for not being in an email chain
That's the reason no
That's the reason you gave me for not being in an email chain
You didn't even let me finish my sentence. Go ahead. No, go ahead. Please please I talked to her
I tried to ask her what was going on
She said that you would hire there and that you had told her to stay in the motorpool and wait for you to come back
Okay, I
Didn't see you on duty didn't see you on radio
Okay, did you call me? Did you text me? My phone number's in the MDT, is it not?
So I continued talking to her. She said she hadn't done an academy. I tried to find her an email
chain so that she could have access to CSFPs, look over them, etc. And she had no idea what I
was talking about. So I got her information so that she can be set up with that so she can look
over that information. Okay, why not? Why not just give me a call?
Because I'm not going to chase your ass down, Wrangler. Okay, you're undermining me. If I'm
telling someone to do something, that's not, if I tell someone to wait in the motor pool,
you don't get to, you don't get to overstep that. That's not your job. So you need, so listen
to me. Now I'm sorry, I didn't interrupt you. Okay, so that's not your call. That's my
decision to make you need to say in your way to captain and asked him first okay and and what and
what captain did you call i called eachy eachy and where is he at him or i i said where is he
where is he at i don't know where he currently is okay so did you talk to him yes i talked so
so you were able to call him but not call me so so you went to everyone you could but me
me. Yeah, goodbye. That's a 24 hour goodbye. Goodbye.
Goodbye. How did you contact her to hire her?
She was in the lobby. She was in the lobby. She's in this lobby. I don't know. She seemed
like a good one. Now she could have been the best cop on earth and now she's in the
wind and you did that. You did that. That's not my fault. You didn't hire her properly.
You did that. You just did that. You didn't hire her properly.
I don't need to live. I don't know why you're still here.
Why are you giving me a lip?
Right.
I'm getting key to start it out before I just pull up off duty.
Right.
They don't get lost in the fucking wind.
Mooding is coming back.
You need to support your own lieutenant.
You should definitely start running.
Goodbye.
Well, you don't have to worry about hearing it for two days.
Make it 48 hours.
Primed.
Alright, we'll be hearing about that in a little bit.
Yeah, we're gonna hear about that in a little bit.
I'm gonna give that one 15 minutes
Definitely
She shouldn't have done that
She called everyone but me
You think 15 minutes? Yeah
That was intentional she even gonna go off duty
She's just gonna stand there. She's saying it's our job to track me down, right?
But she tracked down everyone but me so she was doing that in bad faith. Why is that how that works?
oh shit okay that's fine that fire people no I just a moment that's not a
big deal clerical error to the flippies moonpoon and Billy have you heard of what
mood dang has been getting up to what the hell are you I can't don't talk to me
about what are you saying to me right now man what are you talking to me
about I actually I actually don't know what you're talking me about man I
I think she deserved that it was fair. I think so too. It's just there was
Literally called everyone but me to bitch by the way. I'm sure hey. Hey, what's going on? Have you found it confused a town? Yes?
Yes, where is she?
No, okay, what were you gonna say damn it?
Are you talking to me? Yes. Yes. What are you talking about? Sorry? Hey, one of your officers is jamming up axle
He's saying that he's charging with nine times grand theft auto
I can't do this thing.
So, he says that our tolata is in the wrong spot.
Okay.
And he's charging it even though he got hit by a green-up
endimum.
I'm on the way.
Are you at the tow yard?
He's in, no, he's in Rockford, B.D.
He already arrested his ass.
Okay, all right.
Okay.
The game came and shot us.
And then he fucking charged him.
Thank you.
Okay, can you please hang up?
Yeah, yeah.
That's fucking sad.
And I'm about to be here, boy.
Oh, shit.
I can't actually believe this shit is happening.
Hey, what's going on?
What the heck are you doing?
I'm calling 9 counts of GTA.
Right, okay.
What happened?
Yeah, yeah, we got a call about it.
What happened?
Yeah, so I guess he got shot up at his impact amount.
I called the judge.
Turns out that's not his lot.
He's about a mile south by the other impact amount.
So he's holding vehicles in unauthorized locations.
Judge said nine counts GTA, which, uh, which, what?
They're not supposed to be there.
Yeah.
No, he's, he's supposed to be about a mile south.
It's different locations.
He's holding these vehicles.
Okay.
Let's go talk to him.
All right.
Uh, she's going to go get his lawyer.
Sorry.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, Tosca, will you talk to me without a lawyer for a little bit?
Oh yeah.
Sure.
Why not?
You put your toe-lot in the wrong spot.
No, that guy was just an idiot.
And so is Hotho.
OK, he's- Oh, Hotho.
Would you like to see why?
Sure, that's fine.
Hang on, have a look at that.
Dang, Moo Moo Dang.
What the fuck is- is this-
am I being invaded by the fucking Viet Pong?
What is this shit?
Moo Moo Dang.
What are you fucking saying to me, man?
Moo, dang.
This clearly is not the time.
It's the baby hippo.
OK, I love that hippo, then.
I'm fucking uh, I'm subbed on like
So why did you show them this
Not trying to pile that's actually not fair. I will have to after I rest you
And how I'm here. Okay, I'll happen man
Yeah, I'm Wrangler you got a bald man with no shoes in the lobby upstairs looking for you. What do you why why didn't you think anyone else is Wrangler, buddy?
What's that? Why did you think any why did you look at me and say are you Wrangler? You probably passed three fucking cops on the way down here.
ony tail mustache is that what he said that's what he said everyone knows who
you are wrangler then why did you ask it's a party is going to do it's a you
should just said hey wrangler yeah I mean I was right say hey excuse me review
x-files beef all right okay yeah okay that's very polite of you I'm sorry
I've had a hard to my whole reality TV show got canceled you're hoping you had
reality show the second thing that I love today that's being canceled
Jesus what's the first time I asked all the try it's the church change the hot
pocket recipes and shit it's pissing me off sure they may try to make them
skinny pockets yeah it's the whole thing I'm sorry I snapped at you yeah
yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry that was that was wrong me I shouldn't have done that
who who can tell me why my climb this yeah that's him yeah so I was telling
you sir wrong location for the impound lot and the judge confirmed it and send
the continue with these charges hey that one that you sent off duty is upstairs
asking me to unlock doors for her okay can you please send her to my office
please okay okay all right we're getting there chat okay Christ okay seven
minutes told the call it's not yeah it's not gonna be not gonna be long
Why would he be conflicted if you don't let me ask him?
You showed him...
Yeah, she has short time, she'll talk to his, uh, Dr. Schrodinger.
Can you tell him to charge me with nighttime?
Confirm the call, huh?
No, I asked him if there was a separate charge I should charge you with, or if I was...
You think I'm gonna get suspended?
She skipped the chain of custody!
...and he said it was okay to press with the nine charges.
I think Kostner might actually have my back on that.
I don't know.
Sorry.
She skipped the chain of custody and went to everyone she could talk to but me.
I
Mean that was intentional of course hello hey wrangler. We got a we got Laurel change it come at whatever
She's a she's at the mall. She had to take a never real quick, but she uh, please bring her into my office, please
Okay, we'll do we're thank you in the 13 alpha. All right. Good. Good job. Bye tower. You know
People from Thailand. I love time
his random character is annoying, his fucking Jordan is annoying, all of his characters are super annoying
you know what I'm saying?
do you feel me?
I mentioned the gentleman's name, but somebody did come to PD, talked to me directly and let me know that he was trying to retrieve his vehicle from your lock
I felt that he was being cornered and unsaid.
So I came up to investigate and that's where I found the scene where you were with the paramedics.
All right.
And what about me being shot on the floor?
Made you think, huh, this guy told all these guys?
Well, you are the owner of the lot, correct?
Does that mean I told them all?
It doesn't mean you told them, but you are retaining those being.
Perfect.
No matter if you did it, your employees did it.
is in the lot that you proclaim to be your
hey I tried to warn you pal
this is you know it's gonna be egg all
over your face I tried to warn you and
in a lawsuit it's gonna be great for
the life
well I don't know about this sir anyways
I can't get a DA down here so we're just
gonna have to deal with it with uh
who we got here okay
all right perfect how would you like
to deal with it
well let me first uh get the charges
and let you know what your time is in
and the find you're looking at, okay?
I feel like that's very...
All right, please, let me ask you.
You heard me saying that I have evidence
that wouldn't zonerate myself, right?
No, I did not.
You didn't hear me say it?
Yeah, the evidence that it would zonerate myself.
All right, yes.
I have evidence that would exonerate myself.
Would you like to see it?
Oh, yeah, if you wanna provide that to me.
All right, perfect.
Let me hand it to my lawyer first.
Well, meow-ow.
Well, I don't speak meow-ow.
I literally don't fucking speak
whatever fucking time this is not a personal language I don't know what the fucking
guy's saying with this shit man I mean it doesn't really matter if it's a personal
package still dip-dick cock you know vagina booby vagina we got Randy
Wrangler's ghostwriter donating at 90 months 8,400 p7
And I'm fine with the 90 days fucking stupid
as shit fucking idiots.
And it's so fucking dumb.
The officer, it's not even funny.
Would you like to describe them what it is first?
Well, officer, what I have in my hand here
appears to be a order of a temporary certificate
of license signed by Judge Eminig on 28th of August
this year. Along with a copper link to the approved lines of said business.
Yep, he did have that. Okay. And so this is going to be for the lot that we were just at, Mr. Tosk?
Absolutely. Okay. Yeah, if I could take possession of that for just a moment,
so I can check that out. If everything comes back, he should have held on to that in
owned of an event trial but the information that I've gotten is that's
the Jordan would have done
oh give me one you should just held on to that and fucking humiliated them in a
bunch of work where's he going I don't know I'm pretty sure that he owns that
lot yeah that's what I got from judge Hawthorne and I don't have something
that says well apparently he was the one that approved the lot but that's
was wrong this guy walks yeah so what did author and tell you exactly Hawthorne
told me that he had a approved lot which is by Adam's apple it's gonna be behind
the ammunition by Legion that was the only approved lot that he had then you
should probably charge him because if Hawthorne said that he's a judge and I
I mean, you got to listen to that, man.
Yeah, no, I understand that, unless there
was another judge that signed one that they actually
haven't moved over here, and I can confirm that,
then that might be a different story.
So I'm just going to take a look at that document real quick
and make sure that's not signed by a different judge.
Well, it is, but who's the name, man?
This sounds like Judge v. Judge.
And I don't think it really concerns you.
You should just charge them.
All right, I'm going to take a look at the document real quick.
Yeah, I'll take a look at the document and then I'll call Hawthorne and let him know what I found on it
and then if he says to push with it, I'll just push with it.
All right.
All right, appreciate it, sir.
Yep.
I'm just letting you know not to fall for this fake document stuff.
Oh, yeah, no, absolutely. I'm going to definitely confirm any information on there.
Yeah.
Photoshop is a big problem these days.
Fake news.
Fake documents.
Honestly, Penta, I just want to say
If you really think about it, if I could just have a moment of your time, if you can just give me a second to say what's on my mind, it's about this RP right now, what you're doing, you pause for just a second, type shit.
Okay, thank you.
What a way to spend five, what a way to go to imagine going to work and coming home and being like, I just worked for eight hours, I'm going to spend some of this money on that.
For it, so yeah, it's fine.
Alright, come on now.
What is this shit? Why are you still here?
Cuz you pulled my keys before I finished
Get her out of here. Oh my god
No, just just just show her the door. Yeah
Yeah, no, she wants her she wanted to go to the garage to get my car
No, no, no
Okay, if you could please just take her your cars in there
It's part in the garage
You're using the personal garage spark your car
Okay, well, I don't know about that number one
We'll talk about that later, but yeah, do me a favor.
Everyone does that.
Well, I'm definitely going to have to look into that then.
Everybody does that.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, that's not what I meant.
It's a personal valet down there.
There's no valet down there.
The trooper down there will take your personal car.
There's no valet in that office.
They're in the garage.
There's no valets.
We don't have it.
There's no valets.
There's not a valet down there.
All I see is a parking lot.
Okay, long.
Okay, well, my first time in my valet.
Not the time nor the place.
Just, yeah, whatever it may be.
Ham, please go escort this woman
to get her vehicle and check the license plate
to make sure that she's not stealing.
All right, understood.
Good.
Also, she wants in to her locker,
but she doesn't want to give me...
How did you sort that?
Uh, cost around about calling me.
Okay.
So I got that started.
Good.
That's fantastic.
Okay.
So you go ahead and just get her out of here.
Yep.
So I'm just going to point.
That's okay.
Hey, what's going on, Burton?
Hey, everything okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Hawthorne had to get suspended or not Hawthorne.
Thorne had to get suspended, unfortunately.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
What would she do?
Well, uh, this is, uh, one of my new cadets.
And, uh, we got separated for a moment.
And Thorn went ahead and took it upon herself to strip her of everything and send her off
to me without trying to contact me.
But contacting everyone around me.
And you know.
That is strange because I told her to contact you.
Yeah.
So she instead decided to contact everyone she could that wasn't me, that was ranks
higher than me.
Pardon me.
I'm speaking.
And went ahead and jumped the chain of command, which I'm not a huge fan of
personally.
Yeah, I know I can understand that. Um, all right. You want me to take care of this one's paperwork for you? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. How long do you think you're gonna be a cadet? Do you think if this is gonna work out for you that you, I mean, do you think this might be something works out for you?
Yeah, I'm that. I've always wanted to try and be this, you know, you know, yeah.
Oh, you think this is gonna be more than one day specifically, but I mean could I doesn't have to be a commitment thing though
Well, it's just whatever you think
Yeah, I I don't even
The whole monitor
Okay, so I would know what I'm saying is I don't know if this is gonna be a
You know permanent thing
Yeah, I'd like it to be
She can't get her car out unless she is well, that sucks. I don't know. It's just you can come back get your car in 48 hours
Ham talk to the valet give it tell him
Tell me rating the VIN number. Yeah, tell me rating and then get the VIN number. Okay, but also we could like do this another day
No, that's not what I'm saying. Yeah, I know what I'm saying is that I just it just depends on if this is gonna be a
I don't know if this is gonna be a yeah, I mean I'm interested in continuing if I can okay you are okay well that's
That's that's news
Big commitment is that a huge commitment? Is that a massive command? Is that like do I have to sign my blood into a contract or something?
Okay, that's that sounds like a thing I could try you know
Yeah, so then burn if you want to
for me. Okay, you okay? Yeah. Get some scratch off. No, no, no, no, no, I got it. Where's
the scratch offs? At the 24 seven. Okay. Yeah. Okay, it feels good. So she took your uniform
and just all the gear that we spent on getting you set up with. Yeah, well, she didn't
give me to put in a locker. Okay. All right. I also have the jumpsuit that I was given.
What do you mean jumpsuit?
Oh, they were okay.
So one of the the policemen was was like you're not allowed to be here or something.
And I stripped me off my clothes and put the you know what's in their suit on and like it made me like kind of like walk around with it.
But then he said, I got you got you were just talking with you.
And then that's what and that and we all stripped you stripped you.
They stripped me down but put more other clothes on me.
what I mean okay yeah we don't normally strip down the cadets in clothing who
did that to you oh I don't know but it I didn't take it personally it was it was
pretty funny actually okay why don't you do me a favor and Burton would you just
mind I'm gonna go get some little scratch off so I'll be back I'll give
with her and we'll be done by time to get back all right where the stretch
off so any gas station yeah yeah go to like quick clip now I'm gonna do that
hey so you want to go ahead break off now mr. Angler is not under her name it's
under her organization name which is what I would have no idea I told her I'd
have to ask you she said never mind and I said yeah I just want to double check
and she said it's all right I understand you don't want to get it
Spend it for no reason what I did okay
Sounds like someone that knows what they did now that suspension was deserved biggest pet peeve
Probably an elephants all right
second biggest pet peeve
People skipping chain of command to complain about me hate that shit
Also, just just look just straight up talk to everyone. She could but me
She could just call me crack an egg in my ass and scramble it with your girthy heart. What the hell is that about?
I don't want to hear that. No, I I don't I actually don't want to hear that kind of shit
Don't fucking say that to me. I don't I can't I've had enough man my heart is
My heart man
It's been a god. It's been a hard day. No one gives a fuck either dude. It's pissing me off
Why would you have us listen to that? I didn't I had to listen to that too
Do you think I want to hear fucking strangers sexualize me you think that gives me a boner, and I sit here, and I just fucking
You know who knows what I'm doing to my hands right now, but I'm not doing that. I'll tell you that I
Don't like that kind of shit, man. I don't like that
You think the fucking underneath of my desk looks like a goddamn white picket fence without any loads have been blowing on it
I don't do that kind of stuff, man. I don't I don't like hearing that kind of shit
sorry about that last person you didn't deserve to hear that thank you anyway see
you at Harby's later babe I thank you baby wait who is that that's not sniffed
up wait are you serious all right hey I got someone robbing the Clinton 24
seven right now can I have some back up here is there any is there any back
available. Hello, someone has to be available. Clinton 24-7. You're gonna get
tasered. You're breaking the law. This is happening to you.
Alright, I'm in an activity with a sore robber. It's gonna be southbound. On power.
Purple car. Taking a left-hand turn. It's raining out. Of course. This
rain is intentional northbound meteor again purple car some some guy in it
some they're sliding into the gas station stop to the gas station they're
back at all stop at the gas station here
I don't know what they're doing I'm gonna get out of the car you gotta stop
they're behind this up they're behind this uh this is the gas station
hear the feet sloppin around I hope this isn't what do you mean your PCB but
beach mouse what do you mean I mean I there's there's there's three cops here
man I mean how did this happen it actually doesn't make any sense I
I literally just got here
He's he's on foot he's he's got
He's right here. Can you guys please lock it in northbound Clinton? Yes, please one same old
Back behind the gas station gonna be back in their car probably
come here come on you don't want this to happen you don't you don't want you
don't get in that car you're gonna get a taste just stop stop for your life
Oh man!
One down to five.
God damn you.
God damn it.
Lay the scratch off, dude.
Spark?
Yeah, the best drink in the world, dude.
Did you steal the scratch off from my gas station?
No.
Well, I gotta take it.
You actually might have.
And I gotta take this money, too.
I don't know what you stole from there.
there can you do me a favor can you can you can you put this person in a cell and
all could process him yeah thank you he's right he's just robbing the store
robbing robbing evading yeah that's it you can process it for me yeah thank you
guys you guys know you guys are the most helpful people I've ran into today
Thank you
Thank you guys guys pump that timer
Pump that timer higher than my blood pressure right now
Thank you to killer Gabby with five gifted roll let me tell you mood dang was acting up today on some demon mode type shit for real for real
She innocently accepted some grass as a treat, but then right when she was done
She flip and chomp down on the zookeepers needs
I'm Wrangler and you've been Wrangled Pounder.
Oh, it's too good.
Yeah, what's going on?
Oh, there you go.
Hey.
You guys have them all be advised.
I've been reported that Fingal and the Monty
may have an A-47 on their person.
Hold them, keep them up.
Good.
Gabby says thank you for the five gifted subs.
378-912.
Did you grab off of them?
Nah, yeah, just some short robbery paraphernalia.
Thank you.
Holy I got access to the budget now look who has access to the budget now
Take that take the budget money invested in scratch offs, okay
Good, okay snow made this
Chinese for prohibition
like you can you get this anywhere or is this custom this is custom it's pretty
damn smooth that's pretty it's pretty goddamn smooth man where do I sell this
up give it may be cash you think use probably I'll take it somewhere but it's
That's it y'all
Has anyone know where you cash in your scratch offset? Oh, I'm gonna rip fine real quick
I'm gonna rip five purple. You know what I'm gonna Sam wait. All right. Here's what I'm doing
Surely he sees the police car scratching I
Mean I tried to rob the place but
Okay, all right. Well, make sure you pick these up sir. Don't just throw them on the
Yeah, we're probably gonna be seeing a lot of these I'm not
Yeah, I'll over the place
All right. Have a good day, sir. All right you too
I'm gonna go get my chuck
There's a jet fuck. Yeah, don't don't don't get near that
Let me go get my chuck and I'm gonna sandwich
Maybe I'll do a zigzag, but I'm gonna start with this shit. I'm gonna start with a sandwich. I think
yeah yeah I think so zigzag I'm gonna I'm just gonna do a quick zigzag sandwich
yeah yeah big mac oh that was a good one dandy how many hours two hours plus
two hours that's not so bad you realize because there's scratch-offs we need
EMS Bob I think I did one for yelling a tough lawyer I didn't yell no then our
crap you didn't get anything you didn't show up today when did I yell dandy
what I didn't see Andy I didn't do that come on dandy please I'm having a tough
time wait I was got 3200 why did I get that I just told their mobile surgery a
week after finding a cancerous lump. Perk 30's got my stomach feeling like a carnival ride.
Thanks for the cancer awareness you spread. They helped me a lot mentally. You are still
a fucker fucky thanks.
Um, oh I'm glad everything worked out for you, man.
I can tell how I can get in contact with a judge?
Uh, yeah, I would just stand here and ask everyone if they're a judge that walks
in.
Thank you.
Yep, good luck.
Trav, what did you do? Everyone get saying thanks Trav today.
that birth control taken out and I will have you bent over and knocked up day
one what the fuck you can't say that to me
minds I don't want to hear that I actually don't want to hear that shit
don't say that don't say that to me man I don't I don't I know I don't like that
reinstate Roe versus when I support mandatory abortions here so I don't
believe that kind of stuff mandatory yeah too many people there's just too
many fucking people eugenics I don't think that's what that means yeah that's
not yeah that's that's just youth that's just euthanasia
mood dang mood what are you fucking doing
we're doing no why man stop stop get out of here you're gonna go to get
someone else is robbing Clinton goddamn fucking fuck someone else is robbing
So what do you mean somebody else? This was all be robbed. It was just robbed
Someone's Robin Clinton 24-7 put your hands up now
Sir you can't do this man
Damn it gambling is ruining this town. It's not gambling. I need the match. I need my drugs
Okay, well don't take that don't take that bag
Don't take the bag from that guy!
Put your hands up!
Ah, fuck that!
No!
I would try to be currently headed past 68
but currently not long eyes on them
I don't get the fuck!
Shut the fuck up!
Put your hands up!
Yes, I'm purple and blue!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
God! Jesus!
Jesus!
He's fleeing on a bicycle southbound
Yeah, I'm VCB
He's on a bicycle
Please don't rob the store
Don't call me VCB wrangler
Asking are you still I am VCB
Yeah, we're proctor there he went down that alley apparently went down an alley on the power
by past the bank yeah I'm gonna be honest I just it's fun I mean go six form a few
more it's okay did you get that uh I don't see him either is he working here
No, I don't say it.
Thank you for the show.
Well, I didn't. I was trying to save them.
I'll knock you up even if you are on birth control.
Your sperm will just power through the birth control?
That can't happen.
Please do it.
Please, actually, if someone hate Ryan or me.
Hey, hey, hey, there he is.
Hey, how many packs could you bought?
Oh, none.
None?
None in my...
why are you park right there when there's a fucking parking lot across the
street I gotta get moving I just wanted I just want to do one fucking sandwich
and then I'm gonna go to work Lisa day yeah I know I but I didn't know that I
didn't know all this shit was gonna happen man your little piece of shit I
love burritos at 4am and dogs love cats and twins
Yeah, that's a good one. It's an old one
They're banning her
I'm literally just testing it all right snow made that you guys are actually being heard snow made this cool new mechanic
And you guys are fucking shitting on it by not wanting to see it
And you should actually feel bad about that. Okay now a quick sandwich
All right now this sandwich. This is the strap watch this we prime the RNG
We knew that was gonna lose. Okay, so
Okay, so now we take that okay look at this job okay zigzag zig zag zig I think I have
more money than us oh no I'm out just buying a pack of smokes what are you
guys up to you see the scratch off now have you played yet now man that's a
scam yeah all right two two purples and I'll do a pod and I'll do a lucky
I
Thought you don't play no, I don't thousand dollars scratch off
What do you know? Yeah, I don't know you shouldn't touch that shit. It's a scam
So
Come on man, you're blowing your money. Don't do that. That's cool. He's got the
I want my money back
You think I should try one? Yeah, try we have a UPD
Okay
Yeah
I've heard hold on I gotta throw this stuff on there. I don't know if I have money for all that
I'll do a Pog
Which one are you about to buy ma'am
I'm gonna try a Pog. Don't don't buy that that that's a good one now. No, don't buy that that one's mine
Yeah, I'm gonna buy two of these
I just want $50 that's kind of cool
So I got the radio off my belt and shit. Okay, so I'm heating up hold on. I'm heating up. Oh, I'm actually I'm actually on a heater
Wait, I
Can't stop I can't stop winning right now
When I want my money back
Just get my money back really
All right, bro, no y'all do uh, I'm gonna train her for the next five and a half hours
Then I need you to give her a mini
Just like just like a mini final about you know like like half of what you would expect from an actual final about
Good about yeah, yeah, I appreciate that
Come on, Yanny. Oh, I think I got your heater. Oh, okay
Say what
Whole five hours and a half
Yeah, we still got five hours and a half
That's not plus one dandy's the judge that doesn't count that absolutely doesn't count that would you say?
Can it be a little less than that? Okay? I mean I could give you a little less money
I forgot you were gonna give me money for this. Yep. Do you want less money?
I mean, I don't I don't know. Well, I'll I'll see what I can handle
well it's a hundred dollars an hour most people meet most people don't make
that I'll use that for the full money yeah you could if you want to did you
not did you say start at 430 I did but then there were some allegations that I
was one hundred blindsided what's that you shot nice shot what do you know nice
shot that that's fine can you get on the radio for me do you know how to do
that oh so I know how to whip it out yeah won't you get on it all right if you
look there's a caps lock button Trav what did you do
caps lock but oh wait I put anything to radio I think all right one second beer
back there's a story of ERP what you do what happened and I'm on the front page
of LSF making tongue noises all right finally I can retire from streaming
jillies husband thanks trap drink thanks thanks thanks I can't talk thank
trap in the post why fuck it we'll do it live thanks yeah why did trap get
thanked for warning about ERP did he not know it was a thing whistle ERP whistle
blower trap oh I think I got the radio to work oh we hate that boo once I got
I just got to put some money in the bank.
Could I really do that real quick?
Hold on, I could though.
I could reinvest the budget in the scratchers.
Alrighty.
All right, Yanni, left side.
All right.
We have store robbery up the road, let's go to that.
So get on the radio.
Just say hello.
Hello.
I didn't hear you.
Is it on?
It is on.
Okay, are you on, oh yeah, get on channel five.
I wrote it down in yes, okay, so then it's a hello on the radio
Okay, you gotta
You got to hit the caps lock button on the radio to speak. Oh
What's that?
No, I didn't hear that. Hello
Hello
Hello, I'm just calling to see so I I got arrested
I've been arrested and I had a warrant but now because I've been arrested I just want to see if the warrant has been removed
I'm sorry. Was there a landline being?
Someone calling a landline behind you. What was that?
No, I just pressed the ring button
What what are you what the hell are you talking about you press a ring button?
Well, this is the radio. We're talking about
What? Who's this?
Well, I'll- I'll-
He's crazy.
No, okay, so you said you have a warrant?
I- I have a watch?
Okay, he hung up.
So, let's just-
Let's just focus on this robbery.
That you- you'd have been called in.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm at this, uh, North Rockford Drive.
There's a- it looks like Layla robbing the store.
Oh yeah, it's the white buffalo you guys been chasing.
North Rockford Drive right now.
I need you to figure your radio out.
Okay?
Oh, well, I- I- I did the kind of cap slot of shit.
to talk yeah okay so it's not it's not working maybe it's a different it's a
different button yeah i could be why don't you go ahead and check uh
let's check let's check i try it on on earth
yep go ahead i just checked lisa's frames and she's like 10 frames her
internet sucks dude they don't have i don't know why they just don't get
a fiber stop stop stop what you're doing stop what you're doing get that
bottle off of him now stop hello yeah stop what you're doing put your hands up
but don't come it don't don't come near me with that stop put that away
We're in an activated southbound North Rockford Drive. It is Layla. It's gonna be that uh, white buffalo.
Hey, what did I make?
That almost sent me into a rage.
That almost... Yeah, there was a woman robbing that store.
Dude, man is slaughtered.
Whoa!
Oh, I can't do it.
I can't.
Under these circumstances, these conditions are something, man.
I'm trying where I go and pass the pagoda right now
Be uh
What is this did it did snow code this to
Little soul no not a lot of backup today. Oh guys. Okay. It's okay. We're all trying
so uh, I
Got her here off of Paul Meno. Where is she? Where is she? Oh, there she is
Oh
Off ball of me, you know
Sorry about that. You got my columns
That sounds like your radio is working now, so why don't you drive your own?
Jake out with 25 gifted that's not a lot of money for him
Right north, uh, eastern east of Conquistador.
Yo, I had to just start doing games.
West Bay City.
What?
Can you do comms?
Okay, but is it a toggle, the tabs, or is it a hold?
You hold it.
Oh, then I don't know what the fuck that was about, because it wasn't holding it.
100S passing in front of the mall.
What?
What are you saying?
You hold it.
I wasn't holding it, and I was talking in comms.
I don't know if you're speaking English or I don't what are you saying words
Yeah, you weren't talking on the radio
I don't even know what's wrong about anymore
There you go
Okay, what is it on the radio, right?
Yes, I want to start do some comms, okay
Why don't you wait till we get a little closer, and then you're gonna tell them where the stars are
So I have San Andreas.
I should now get the obby ways, now I'm to Algin, Southbound.
There, go ahead.
Don't let it go in.
Right, right, right, right.
Break, break, break.
What's this?
You can see it on GPS up top.
No, OK.
Right side, center, left, east.
There's a bit of a break.
Hold on.
I'm looking at the GPS.
Yes, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You got it.
Alright.
Uh, what I call it, get it to the popular street,
which is Fuchee Boulevard.
You got to say the direction.
Uh, towards the right.
No, no, like northeast, south.
Uh...
Good.
Hahaha.
Go ahead, keep it up.
Good. What direction? You got to say the direction.
Going towards...
Yeah, what?
Straight?
Keep it up. No, no, she has to do this. Trying to teach her. What do you mean? It's right
there. Come on, do the comms. That's Marlowe. Oh, plus one to Amber. That's plus
an hour forever. Did Snow code it to where everything was just driving into me today?
Snow headed south.
Cause dear lord. No they're right there.
Drawberry Avenue.
Doing a good job.
Oh, that's smoking.
That's why I'm breaking out for fuel.
Just everything man.
Which is going north west.
Oh nice.
What the fuck was that?
Man, okay. No. No I don't believe it.
Good. That's actually good. Keep going.
No locals don't count what we're counting locals I said that people I
Said that I said that people
No way we count locals are we?
I'm willing to accept that but I don't want to accept the plus one if we're introducing that rule
If dandy wants that to be a rule I will oblige
But I think I should be given a warning before I get a strike for it
And I feel like that's fair
Yeah, post-o-fato post-o-fato
Curb-boosted
Pookey
Oh, the Spoochie
Curb-boosted
Fucking uh fucking uh
This guy doesn't fucking stop
I can't tell her cuz my phone I'm running out of gas
Took a right. You took a right
Say there were vcb
Damn those a good chase to
That car was glitched got eyes. I don't think anyone
Glitch car
Glitch car for sure that thing was dusting us while it was smoking. That's a glitch car
I was a dance first thing at the job is oh my god, what happened to car?
Well, that's what happens when you can do a chase
Yeah, there's a little bit of blood here too. I think you killed yeah, we probably had a person those are pretty good guns
Let's do it again. Why doesn't seem like 50% of the cars are glitched. I don't know man that glitch sucks dude
That's a bad one
What's the glitch sometimes when you get into a car seemingly random randomly?
It ignores the custom handling file and just gives you default GTA handling, which is broken obviously
I don't know. I don't think anyone's exploiting it. It just it just happens randomly man. All right, Dandy
That's fair. You know what? Hey
Hey, you know what dandy Layla? No, I don't think she's exploiting it. I mean cuz it's hard to know man
Like, what do you do? I'm not saying that. I'm just saying it sucks that glitches in there.
That's all. Yeah, sometimes it's hard to tell if you have it.
I can, right? It's okay if I do it. Well, no, because we're gonna ban you for
shit talking. There's a way to repo it but involves the garage. Oh, interesting.
I thought it was just kind of random. Well, good luck. Hopefully you guys get
Hopefully you figure it out.
Good luck finding your dad. Hope you find your dad.
Yeah, that was good. You did a good job.
Thanks. Thank you, sir.
Alright, we'll try to do that again. We're also going to...
What else should we teach you?
What was it like?
Traffic sound procedure would be pretty good.
By the way, I think I learned how to say the thing by heart.
Miranda writes for some shit. All right. Yeah, let's hear it. You have the right to remain silent
Everything you say can will be oh my god. All right
Okay, all right, we're gonna work on that
Okay, we're gonna work on that
Okay, yeah, we'll work on it. We'll work on the Miranda rights. That's okay. You're cadet
It's your time to learn it's okay
Yep, that's that's okay, this is this is time
DM check
Let's see my last deems from Lisa
she responded to me what time are we doing the thing I didn't respond I said
are you back tomorrow she said I'm back tonight I need a day to compress and then
she said her internet's been acting up and it hopefully we find a day and then I
didn't say anything and then I said where'd you go and then she said she's
calling me there you go DMs checked compress yeah she said I need a day to
compress oh she said I need a day to doctor compress now she said doctor
for us. Those were pretty good comms for your first time doing it. Thanks. I'll just check.
I'll try. I'll just check. I'll try. I'll just check. I'll just check. I'll just check.
It's just I don't have any point of reference. I feel like I was born today. Please wait
a little. Give me one second. Power gained. Thanks, Tram. I'm gonna take a little pee pee.
Alright folks, real quick before we get back into it, HEB new limited edition chips just
dropped. I always get this. This round, they have biscuits in gravy. Yes, biscuits in
gravy flavored potato chips and loaded nacho that'll probably good which one do
you want to try first I've got this a taste of some biscuits and gravy they
probably just use those like packets that you get for it yeah no it's good
it's just weird how much it tastes like it I don't know how they do that like
It tastes like a biscuit.
Let me have some more.
Yeah, it tastes like a biscuit.
Yeah, it's good.
What the hell?
Those are insane.
These are actually really good.
I'm gonna buy this.
You gotta suck up all these.
It's probably the same flavor mix as the biscuit gravy.
Dude, I know, but it's hard to explain because it tastes like a biscuit too.
Like it doesn't just taste like the powder packet.
It tastes like a fucking biscuit as well, man.
more yeah you know what's here these are asked here for me loaded nacho
oh that's just smells oh shit that smells loaded no it is like like you
did like the sour cream and like tomatoes and shit that's so weird that's so
fucking weird it literally does just say it's just like this like you can taste
the fucking salsa and like like sour cream and yeah that's so goddamn weird
that they're able to do that I think I like the biscuits and cream
world's fattest scientists how do we make these chips it's more like sour
cream yeah it tastes like the green onion
How much is the HB paying me? God I wish they were.
You know, Hart me doesn't take that sponsorship.
You're gonna take them, don't you?
Yeah, you gotta get these out of my face.
Someone said, oh yeah, we've tried the spicy cheese.
We've got the spicy cheese buffs. They said spicy cheese buffs, but I think they're not.
We had the huggable pinion ones.
Oh, we did. Oh, yeah, those were good.
We can't have them in the house.
They're just fucking E.M. They got the Carolina Reaper ones too.
I don't think we've had those.
Oh, no, we did. We did get those, right?
Maybe, I don't remember.
I get a lot of shit at HB.
Love a TV well brand a TV brand dude a TV is sick man. God. It's so cool
Locking back in was a TV stand for
huge
Ebony
boners
Hey, could you get out of?
Yonnel, can you get out of Yoni? Can you get out of the phone?
How are you butts? Oh, yeah, true that guys wasn't was but
I'm not on duty
One second you see that shit
I should just went to the fucking repair shop at this point.
Plus one. How is that plus one?
Okay.
Is getting mad at all? We need to get this. We need to get this thing. Is getting mad at all?
Dandy?
Is that what we're doing?
Did I not- Did I just get angry?
What was the original thing? The original thing was just mad at Lisa, but now it's got all-
Is this the chat twist?
You said that. You said that. You said that.
No molding. That's not what I said. You said anything. I'm being gaslit, live on Twitch.tv, forward slash penta.
No letting out your anger. I'll fucking die.
I'm gonna fucking die on stream.
Alright fine.
Fine, no letting out my anger at all.
Maybe, I don't know. Dandy's the judge.
You know what, no. Fuck all that. No, no, no.
Dandy, you're just the judge.
Here's the thing. Dandy, here's what just happened.
No rules. I can't overrule you.
If you think that it was...
If it just whatever you think is just you know, hey Penta you should you shouldn't have gone angry you can pose your
alright
so
Give me a
How is that plus one except for chat?
I'm I feel like I should be allowed to get mad at chat because that that just seems unfair otherwise
What if Lisa's in the chat then she's meta gaming which you know apparently that's my fucking friends love to do that shit
Thanks, Rob
I'm is it is it crazy that I want to know more about that than anything else I
Think that's that's the role-player in me where I'm like I want to know more about that shit
That's actually the real drama
Where I'm like whoa whoa whoa hey, what's going on?
Pardon me sir
Like people you know people cheat all the time whatever y'all are cares, but a fucking tired meta chatters
So what seems to be the problem? Oh, this radiator here gets you out some cat hair stuck in it
Oh crazy. He thinks you're having a penta
I don't know this guy. I didn't I didn't even know she was married. I had no idea
Dandy did I didn't know
Sorry, I'm sorry about that. Yeah, I didn't mean for this takes a long
I was saying Kudo.
Let me just get into position.
There you go.
Found Maria's ride.
Oh, sorry, Southbound.
You were her minister at the wedding.
That's who I was marrying?
That part taking the DOG?
I did not.
Hey, I did not know what was going on behind those.
I was never a judge on no pixel.
I don't know any.
I don't know anything about any DOJ.
Freak off.
I wasn't there, man.
Against you in the court of law
That might actually be fun to have a peruse and mootin and
Peach down here for a birthday freak off
But just but just for drinking though
I'd be kind of fine.
Woo!
21!
You know what?
We're going to do that, man.
Ask Moose if he can stay with you.
I'll pay for your flight out here.
For your birthday.
Peech and Moone can afford it.
They can afford it themselves.
Because here's the thing, chat.
The older I get, the less of an opportunity I have
to get someone turning 21 completely obliterated and sent to the hospital on
their birthday. I got to take those you know what I mean?
I got three. We want to bust this up to six or seven.
I'm gonna take that shit off.
What guy?
What do I do?
Oh my god they're still human beings okay?
Oh oh they're here this is a good one.
Alright so I need you to cite this person for...
Oh, they're trying to rob this place called in they got a knife out go talk to him go talk to him see what they're doing inside the store
Someone has a knife out please get
Yeah, that's why I walked away for maybe I didn't want to cause any undue stress or anything like that. It was
I was just trying to put some distance over there, so he didn't think I was trying to do anything frisky or anything like that.
Oh, okay. I, I don't know what you're doing.
Oh, it's okay. You know that. I mean, yeah.
Why don't you, why, why don't you, here, okay. Uh, sir, would you just mind standing here for us? Come here, Yanni.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Okay, I'm going to keep this.
Oh, okay.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Okay, let me get this.
Okay, so make sure you're whispering.
Today we're gonna do something very basic, okay?
Ah, for white whisper.
We're gonna do...
We're gonna do something really basic, okay?
Uh, it should be right...
Shift or something, alright?
Fuck!
Got you! Fuck, I don't have cuffs!
Kick! Cuffer!
Cuffer! Cuffer! Cuffer!
Cuffer! Ow, fuck my ass!
shit shit shit son of a bitch what are you doing those are handcuffs it's fine
gonna do something basic well okay that's fine we'll ignore that what's
hi get out of here we'll go get you're wanted by the police come here come
here come here why does the voice seem fucked it's Lisa's internet let me just
put some but come here come here okay listen listen okay we're gonna so come
to the come here okay now I need you to click with your pointer finger on this
car okay and then you're gonna want to right here this one right here and then
you're gonna want to police action mark for in you see that I don't actually
it's open there's are you on duty oh shit they told me to get off duty okay I'm
gonna need you to get on duty how do you just get this duty just just duty just
duty just want you to hit T on your phone and type in duty oh okay me oh
Oh boy. Oh
Okay now turn it yes mark impound
Mark impound and then it's gonna be $750
Is this day one and five M
Lisa's basically like the girl from 51st dates yet. You just have to treat her like that
All right, so now I'm gonna need you to get that man's ID
okay and I need you to write him a ticket for illegal parking except for
all more she's like a more realistic version where there's actually
show me your ID absolutely let me go ahead and get that for a ticket for
legal parking. Yeah. Yeah. Park. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So we're going to pull out
your MDT. My what? Pull out your F your F seven MDT is what this model is called. Okay.
All right. You proud. Did you get one of those? You don't have one. Oh, I actually
don't. I actually don't get this man a warning and we'll go get you one. Okay.
Don't ever park in the herb like that ever again. Just be good. Yeah, I'm so sorry
Okay, I just you know
J-Belt oh
Yep
Tree paint thanks for the 20 20 months
Danny how many times are we up?
Opsalisk Opsalisk M. You give subs all the time three
Guys the timer's at four hours and four guys you have to pop the timer right?
I swear to God it will end
I do have it I will give it back to
Okay, I will play the song, but you got a pump
And I just wanted to let you know they found the logs between you and chief
They know about the Fingal free coffee RP as well as the Wrangler Emperor guard
Not them not the pregnant wrangler ERP dirty dirt. Thanks for five gifted subs
Fingal Dan to Wrangler. I'm take out that birth control and I'm gonna bend you over us
HRH Regina flang
He likes to make people angry
It's been a crazy four days. Okay.
Buddy, it's been a crazy four days.
Huh?
You have seen like maybe six fire hydrants
blow up today.
Sorry, water hydrants, not a fire one.
Yeah, it's you know, it's the pressure, you know.
Hey, there he is. What's going on, Maximilian?
Oh, hey, how are you doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How are you?
I think it was a little, a little, a little hungry, a little thirsty.
But all in all, I get scared.
I, I'm tired of paying attention.
So you want to be a cop, huh?
The IP is stupid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a harassing.
Real bad.
That's all he does.
Launch coming about.
You won't have a big time.
Let's do a cop-off.
Cop-off?
All right.
All right, come here.
Do a cop-off.
All right.
Come on in here.
I'll get the door.
Do you know how to work a door, ma'am?
Is that who moved my damn move move this year?
Put a pussy jump scare. Surprise.
What? Did you move that there?
From why? Why would you move that?
Why would you touch a pussy without getting sick?
I asked. I asked it.
You asked it.
Yeah.
OK, don't don't don't touch that because now it's all I mean, I get that.
I
Was it was a prank from hours ago just ever came in breaks are funny not hurtful
Yeah, I think that was Gandhi nothing God they said that
Candy
He candy
candy he like yeah he didn't eat until he died and everybody was like where you go where you go
i didn't know pranks existed back then okay don't call it listen you've just upset millions of uh
of indian people so with the gandy comment why don't you put some respect on his name
okay mr. mr. pk okay let's have a cop off uh quick someone name a right uh to roommates i
What's the sign?
Human right?
Yes, a human right.
Human rights.
OK, right, name her.
Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness.
OK, all right, now you've named one, Yanni.
Life?
Wait, did he say that?
It's literally the first thing I said, ma'am.
Oh.
I
Just name a name a right
I feel like you said them all you know
There's there's a lot more there's a lot more
Right, I don't think there's a the rights is no patrol song I take
I don't think that's a right. Yeah. I'm sure I know. Okay. Hold on. Let her think. Give her some. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to play. I'm going to be on my phone playing the game.
how they spot
what's it was another i am
monica
uh... i thought so long
uh... i write to you
isn't it just isn't it's kind of it's kind of hard to just think like this i
don't i don't know what i explain
so i don't know just come up
just that your police officer just name just name one right
i did but he i guess he he won
senate before i did so you can't think of any other rights
You have the right to pass to be what the hell is pass.
I'll take a turn and pass back to you.
Okay.
Give me a, and maybe I'll, you know, that, that's kind of like encourage me to think, uh, okay, all right.
Maximum pressure, you know, uh, yeah, you have the, you have the right to organize a game night and everybody, uh, respect the rules.
Freedom of assembly.
Yeah, freedom of assembly.
Hey, Yanni.
have the right to shut his man up the hell no because we do have freedom of
speech oh yeah that's one that's one okay well that's not well that's gonna
be a minus one okay max million I mean there's an entire bill of them you know
the right just right right to make right to bear arms good guns got that
right yep guns that's a right here all right all right okay name a right just
one this is hard for me I don't know why this is so hard just name one right
that's all you gotta do just a single one oh look at that today delivery
That was nice.
Are there no rights in the whole school?
Your right to property?
Your right to your own property or something?
What?
Right to breathe air?
That's life.
I demand property!
I never had this I never had this like I never had this lesson before okay well so you so
you can't think of one I surely can't write here right now apparently
Okay, all right, we'll work on that, uh, how about this, uh, let's, uh, let's talk about the force matrix, max million, you know, do you know those?
Yeah, why don't you do the first one and then I'll pass it over.
Sure.
I think it's what, like physical presence, right?
Good.
All right, Yanni.
What the hell?
Wait, what was the question?
It's the force matrix. It's the levels of escalation that you're going to use in a situation.
Red light.
Okay, red light. Good. And then Max million.
Wait, does that count as a verbal command or do I use this like hand defense?
Good, hand defense. Yanni.
Black pill.
Black pill?
red light black pill are you having a stroke ma'am do you smell toast and no I
just just the matrix are you saying are you saying black pill or black fill wait
she's making a man who is black fill she's making a I think that's will
uncle no I think she's making a matrix reference but what are you talking
about what did you say I said uh when it was your turn the use of like empty
Handed defense, you know not not pulling out a weapon in order to defend yourself. That's like the middle
Then I guess I guess weapon
Weapon'sage. Okay. Hey, that's actually
Pretty close. Oh my god. Not bad
Yeah, okay, yeah weapon force, okay, so
So basically, Yanni the force matrix is when we arrive onto a scene
These are the levels of which we escalate things, okay?
The first thing you're gonna do is presence just being there
The second thing is gonna be verbal command like hey stop doing that. Okay?
Okay, but now if someone's already at that level you can go up a level higher, okay?
So for example the next level is uh is
Empty hand right so so you can so you can you can you can tackle someone right?
What would be an example you so if you tell someone hey stop doing so that you get in the don't you can tackle right like and then you tackle me right now
He's not breaking any laws. It's not breaking anything. He's not doing anything. So I don't want to take you
You know, it's right. I'm doing right. Am I doing this right?
Yep, and then and then it's gonna be
So what are what are the other three ones? What are the first three ones, Yanni?
is the one you just told me he was like there were three ones I just told you oh my god
your neck is broken that's so so it was verbal verbal defense was it was was like
not verbal defense oh empty hands empty hands no for jazzy presence officer presence presence
I think I gotta write these down, you know.
I can't edit because the words are coming out scrambled for me.
All of these shows up.
I'm gonna have to check in on the box as well.
I'm really convinced you need to see medical.
Do.
Well, excuse me? No, I'm coming out for you.
I think I'm just having a nervous breakdown, right?
Do you think I'm in need of a, like, hot break?
Okay, I'm not crying or anything.
I'm not on the floor of wanting or anything,
but I'm kind of, like, under pressure here, you know?
I don't know what I'm saying.
There's, like, a race going on between the both of us.
Does she actually have a disability?
Because I don't want to be mean.
No, take yourself.
No, it's just literally taking all the money.
That's what I'm talking about.
I listed the things that I was asked.
No, let's just get out there.
And Max, what is your, can you,
no, let me see your ID.
You got it.
Okay, 100.
I should probably look you up and make sure you don't have any crimes or anything.
Yeah.
I shouldn't.
I've been in the lobby or walking around RPD since May, so.
Oh yeah, that's a good way to get hired.
Yeah.
You would think, you would think.
Well, look at them in perseverance pays off. Hey, yeah, there you go
You know, that's like the tortoise in the hair, you know, you know that story yawning
Hey, I got another one for you
Delicious
No, this is this is mr.
malicious malicious are you the one that's been waiting a lobby for 17 hours
for 17 months I think yeah okay yeah hey not bad man how bad it's important
nice to meet you I figured it was just troopers not knowing what they're
because they can say I miss a malicious a bald guy named malicious in the lobby
I don't know I heard about the list yeah he's a crazy person all right I'll
game sorted. Do you want to come up to Shepherd's office? We're talking about giving constructive
criticism on what we as lieutenants need from Hawkwind.
Okay, let's tell you why don't you two go in front of the courthouse and tell people
not to run around. Don't let people run in the courthouse, okay?
And then let's see, Yanni, get this guy in uniform, okay?
Thank you. Yeah, exactly. He got the right of not being naked Jesus Christ, right?
This feels like a sneak attack
Why was Florence suspended? Hey also?
I need you guys to bounce between the courthouse to all the people running also come around come back here
if you see any troopers standing around ask them what they're doing and ask them their name and then
ask them their name and what they're doing and then give that information to me okay
and if they're doing nothing tell them Rangor said to get back out there okay you got it good
good get them dressed yanni all right presence weapon good gun time verbal defense weapon stop
get off of me bang bang I know though red light black pill it was like a Taylor Swift
album yeah no because he's like a terrorist or something yeah not totally never again
did you just hire Maximilian delicious no no what the fuck do things wrong with me okay
So totally different guy
Yeah, that guy's a Maximilian militias
All right
Wrangler, I am currently going through and seeing what
All of this is just like a sneak attack too. So can you tell me what is that you're doing for the PD right now?
Right in this current second
No, that doesn't
Uh
No, not just like overall like the past couple days and weeks, I guess
I've been training a handful of cadets
I've been leading scenes primarily I'd say radio presence just just having having competent command on the radio to lead scenes and to tell people
Hey, we don't need ten people to stand around a person that's just been shot get back out there. That's a big one
The FDO audits thing is kind of slowed down a little bit.
What else have I been doing?
Oh, I've been investigating the EMS and arresting them.
Destroyed the hospital?
Oh, corruptness.
Not like, I'm not saying it.
Well, now I'm investigating the new EMS as well.
So I've been spending a lot of time investigating the hospital.
What's happening to the new EMS?
Oh, you know
Fucking god damn walk it off is having their EMS
You know show up to scenes with guns out and chase people out of hospital and shoot at him and shit
What yeah, kiss me on the lips that stems stems hired
the Grove Street ball is to
To take over the hospital for protection because he thinks a test of majors trying to kill him
Stim's hired a gang, okay, right we did the thing with test majors
I mean this survivor you've been doing all that. That's what I'm talking about
Okay
the rice is better um I guess you do you get a buck loaded guns off the streets
I'll put that in there well yeah I mean that as well oh yeah just assisting
people the investigations I do a lot of shit man all right it's an interceptor
interceptor shit is there anything as high command we can do to make your
job easier um you wouldn't know my you wouldn't you I mean now you guys doing great
I don't I don't think there's anything else you guys can do better you're absolutely phenomenal
high command you guys are you guys are crushing them quit kissing my cock I don't do that
Hey, I'm back on my pros act. What the fuck does that mean? I'm back. You know, I'm back on the Zach
Yeah, I was off of it and
For a few months and I you know, I saw penis the other day and I smiled and blushed
Maybe you're just a homosexual
Yeah, right
Like that's even possible for me to be I appreciate that
But no, that's that's impossible
why is it if I've never I've seen a cock and been like that's a good luck in
penis I've never smiled and blushed I'm a full blown pervert man I love the
joiners I love everything about them you know the be perfect for penis like the
PFP the rings I'm actually looking for honest answers here so far every
lieutenant has been on yeah yeah yep so you think we're awesome awesome you
guys are crushing it burdened you I'm gonna give you like a minute and a half
for two minutes alone with the Wrangler real quick and I'm gonna go to the
bathroom and get some water and then you know maybe you could convince him to
not be a lying ass lions ass trying to try to be better that about well we
We had already, Shepard had already talked about
how command being like.
Little bro.
About how command do what in the,
oh.
Click and just being basically just.
Oh, I wasn't gonna say that.
Well, I mean, I was honest with them,
Dazzler was honest with them.
You can just kind of speak your mind in here.
Okay.
All right.
Are you sure I should?
I don't think they're gonna like what I say.
I think you should.
Okay.
Fun.
I don't think they're gonna like it.
Do you really think I should I think you should okay fine. I also recommended
They're talking about how there's three captains that all work the same shift
Recommended storm and I'm gonna immediately shut down. She's weird. Why I'm pretty cool
She's great cop and she works EU and in a
You know who I recommended
Who's that he's in this room right now?
Oh, okay. Okay. I was asked about, I was asked about the, that, uh,
LT bar on your collar. And I said, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I said, no reasons. Why not?
I'd say, you know, maybe, maybe, maybe do some, you know, some intakes and stuff like that.
But then I said, you know what, I'll not do that anyway. So fuck it up.
Yeah. I know. I remember you. Hey, sir, how's it going? Okay.
You know what? Fine, I'll be honest.
All right, can you re-ask the question?
Is there anything high command can do to make your job easier or anything you want to say about high command?
I wish you guys were around
Okay
Yeah, never around
Do you mean on on scenes or just in general?
Okay
That is I feel like I never see anyone on high command on duty
Are you talking about all of them or why not?
I'm on duty every night.
Okay, I'm sorry.
You know what?
You guys are doing a good job.
Motherfucker, I order you to be honest.
I'm just feeling you guys are never around.
I'm just playing around.
Tell me what you think.
Listen, okay.
I just feel like you guys are never around.
Okay, he's running the house.
That's it.
Just more, I guess here, I can phrase it a little more delicately.
Presence.
Okay, that's good actually.
there we go all right that day
okay anything else i honest to god like i'm are you only doing this so you can
say what you've been doing i don't report to you i don't
need to tell you what i've been doing i'm just out no no i'm i'm talking about
to to to your boss no it was my idea to do this
today so i could just see because i as i told burton i think
communication between high command and command itself has been lacking
i think that we do decisions that we don't pass it down the chain
Correctly, and I think that it's a problem so what I told Bishop and cost or I was going to do is go around and get all
Command see what they were doing and see what improvements we as high command could do
To did you know there's more lieutenants than cadets? I
Do don't be fucking started
Why I'm a good girl. No, I know you I you deserve this
That's I told you the same thing I said depending on
Certain things there may come a time where lieutenant will get the motive sergeant, but we are bringing people up to sergeants
We've already done and we've got the big D and
Baker
Marlow
Baker's last name
Yes, yeah, you're right. I mean Dawson just got promoted
Yeah, also, I just had to send a thorn off duty.
Yeah, put that in the disciplinary action stuff for him.
Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
What exactly happened there?
Hmm.
Oh, it's like a big piece of shoe, big, big soosh piece.
All right, so I had a cadet come in today and I got separated from her, so I told
to wait here in the parking garage for me, right? Thorn comes up, starts interrogating
the poor confused, uh, H thorn. Hazel Hazel. Yeah. Hazel starts interrogating the poor
girl. She tells her, um, she tells her, yeah, you know, Wrangler told me to wait here for
him. So that's what I'm doing. Thorn sends you're not in our email chain and sends
her and it takes all, it makes her put all her shit in a locker and then sends her
off duty for no fucking reason and then and then instead of calling me she calls everyone
but me like eachie who no offense I haven't seen on duty in two fucking weeks eachie
haven't either and costner and all the so why the fuck would he even know right so each
he costner and all those guys talks to everyone but me and then and then sends her off
off duty, but she could just call me. So the formal reason I sent her off duty was skipping
chain of command, which I don't like that. I've never been a big fan of that. We have
the chain of command for a reason. I hate it. I hate it. Yeah, I don't I don't like going
just straight to your, your friend who's in high command to bitch about someone else
that you shouldn't do that. Why don't you just call you and run off the bat because
she fucking hates me probably and wanted to make me look like a dickhead.
If I had to take a guess, I mean, I see through that shit, you know.
So I said, OK, I'm going to send you off duty for no reason,
just to see how you like it.
But, you know, the formal reason is skipping chain of command.
We shouldn't have people do that shit.
OK, so you sent her off duty as retaliation.
No, I sent her off duty because she brought the SOP's was.
Skipping chain of command.
Yeah, I mean, she did fuck up. She she skipped the camera chain and come
around and it pissed me off. And then she and then she ran around the
PD. Well, then she ran around the PD saying, I just got set off duty for no reason.
To everyone that would listen. Yeah, somebody died for that one time.
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna note that real quick. Attitude.
You mean someone died for that? Yeah, we had a guy
ran around screaming. I just got fired for no reason and then refused to fucking hang in
his uniform and ran away from us and then I'm getting a condom and I get a uniform where
the fuck is he from?
Well he was a paid actor.
Paid by who?
There's no, he was right there, he was actually a good move, they got people doing their
quotas.
Hey, you ready?
Hey, Yacko, we're having a PD meeting, is there anything I can do for you?
Uh, yeah I'm gonna be real, I'm just going here cause Amber puts food in the fridge
and I just get home.
food in the fridge and quit stealing from my wife.
She said I could, but actually I have something important.
I've been compiling a list of every single person
that's dating each other in different departments.
Yeah.
I'm going to give each of you a copy.
Are we doing a DM check?
Is that what we're doing?
I'm going to check for something.
I don't know.
All right.
is for like, I got that list.
I just gave you it.
Did you get, okay.
Hold on.
Oh, I got it.
Thanks for everything.
Thanks, Apple.
Let's see here.
Bishop and Baker, yep.
The road ahead of them.
Yep.
Shepherd and Amber true.
Itchy and Lyra, yep.
Sabine and Costa does our Kennedy Storm and danger.
Purple immediately start auditing the DOJ
after the allegations.
I've been going deep and smart move.
Smart move from Purple.
Connected with each other.
Let's do my move.
weird spell and danger teddy
Leslie Adams Jackie Hill what why are we why are we doing this again? Yeah, cool. Sorry mr
I think it's very important information, especially for yeah, I'm gonna be honest
I think all this should be documented, but apparently it's not therefore I feel it's
To make sure
Relationship connected to each other just so we know in case I don't know someone
and an investigation and oh, turns out another person has to deal with it.
You know, I don't know stuff like I'm not saying it happens.
I'm not saying it happens.
I'm just saying it's good to refer.
OK, well, then you should be here.
Dating Bailey, not Roxy Remington.
Take your stating Baylor Marlo Baker is with.
Oh, that's what it is.
Fuck, they're married to Evans.
We didn't know that yet.
Darla, he definitely broke up.
Yeah, they broke up. They did break up, but I just don't know.
Freak off for you, man.
FPU.
Leon and Phoebe, oh, fuck, I forgot that one.
Yeah, it seems like you only care about the ones that affect you.
Is it because I don't spend time at FOPU?
The ones that affect me?
Is it because I don't spend enough time with you
because you say I'm your best friend?
That's so long.
I think this is important because I think some people may be
Yeah, because I'll tell you this right now helping their
significant others out much
Well, I've got a stalker her name is Millie
She runs with Fingal Dan
And she texted me today that her ovaries were fuzzy and that she was pregnant
She's just gonna say it. I think it's insane that half of command is dating each other. I think that's pretty wild
Let alone a lot of other cops in the partner. I just don't think they should be dating each other though
you know like I don't think we should have a dating on duty either it just it leads to bad
just has a lot of biases and I'm just concerned a bit you know if I'm doing a court case I don't
want someone giving testimony not knowing they're dating someone else that's probably someone that
the I will be honest we keep it uh pretty uh like I don't touch anything to do with uh Lieutenant
I had a lot of casings at my at the at the playboy mansion because cops decided to shoot a lot of guns there for the wedding.
They sure as you did. Yeah. And that's still illegal. They prosecute them then. Yeah. You know what you want to prosecute them.
I mean if you like. Did you touch that. Did you touch the case?
Oh, I didn't touch anything.
I mean, I'm surprised you said you knew they did it.
It was at my wedding.
Oh, I was aware there was class three.
Oh, so yeah, I just didn't think that's, you know, if me, Randy Wrangler diagnosed straight
pervert can get through a work shift without, you know, getting into a relationship and
putting his erect penis inside, you know, cadets, you know,
because you're very straight, right? Right vagina, right? Everyone
else should be able to do the same thing. And it's hard for
me to I see a woman and I'm like, you know, I didn't, I didn't
she spoke to me and she was a British. And I'm like, I got
to put my penis in that. Look, I'm just gonna say it. I'm
just gonna say it. I'm not gonna be around the bush. I'm
gonna say it. Just get right here. Just get right in. There's
captains of your department that have had sex with people in a morgue with the dead body right next
to them after an autopsy. So, I don't know. Morgue though. What are you talking about?
At least allegedly. Very allegedly. Evidence would push me. No, you don't get to say that.
There's only two. Listen, there's only three captains and I know I haven't had sex next to
with that body. So which of my two co-workers? Yeah, you wanted to have sex in the caverns.
Is that what you call the vagina? You let them all just shoot guns at the wedding.
You know that's still illegal, right? I told them not to.
Who is dating somebody at the hospital? Because I feel like the more you go into jail,
No, it's you had sex next to a dead.
How do you lie, bro?
OK, it's actually a very important investigation.
So you guys can't disclose it.
I'm normally disclosing because you're officers.
But I'm giving it.
OK, look, that's what the text message is.
It's very greatly implied.
He's saying he was going to bend her over the autopsy
table.
This is the most insane thing I've ever heard.
Oh, I know is she also really likes that swat uniform on him. Oh, no, no, no, no
I'm just saying that why do you think shepherd? Why do you think I left your bachelor party?
Thirty minutes after I showed it. Okay. Well, I'm not gonna lie
I actually would have left anyway because it was really boring everyone's just sitting there talking like we went
Go-karts after dick yeah, but that was for like, you know, I don't know
No, that was well, it was actually only like
When did you guys go to shoot I blew up and Lyra didn't even want to talk to me period she knew
We didn't go to she knew that I knew she did a huge SWAT operation for my
New I knew she knew that you knew yeah
It was just so awkward dude literally I pulled up to this bachelor party everyone else is
With their significant other and they just all happened to be in the PD
I'm gonna say it was cringe.
I thought it would be a fun bachelor party, but it wasn't.
I left.
Ouch.
I don't know.
I don't necessarily care.
I didn't throw it.
The eight people dating each other.
I didn't even know Costa was dating Sabine.
That's like one of the oldest ones.
Yeah.
How do you not know that?
Nicely Adams dated.
Jackie, you know, everyone's just fucking did each other.
If he did, do you not see a problem with that?
Yeah, I mean, of course, it's a problem.
I'm curious how much those cops fucked up and they get, you know, whatever happened.
You know, there's just one girl and then, you know, and then she dates the chief
and then everyone could just have sex with her.
The bad bunny.
Yeah, that's the only reason why I made this list is because I don't want.
to have some case gets only fucked over by someone who is fucking someone else
Possibly in the morgue or in a SWAT uniform. Well, there's two things they want you to take home from this
Yeah, number one. This isn't a conversation for me. It's for the chief
He's dating someone who's up for a promotion with to Sarge number two. Oh
Oh, his wife fucking idiot
She's the lead of CID we have CID
We're about to
She's the lead of a pending department
Well, so is Burton
Well, this is apartment
Seattle
Co-leads
Yeah, there's actually four leads because we have a forensic specific
Department as well. It's not really a lead then if there's four
Well, the chief is the the lead we answered chief
Chief Bishop. Yeah
Realistically, I guess Brooklyn's the lead. Okay, so which yeah, I actually talked to
How many people are in this board today right now five? Oh
Who's the fifth chief?
What is so what's the ID?
but let us see what's
Okay, are you guys gonna do anything different than just cops?
Yeah
We basically won't be on normal patrol when we're working cases. We're gonna be doing
and stuff with, like we're not gonna just take over
Yank stuff from Troopers.
If Troopers want to work on investigation, they still can.
It'll be for major crimes and major stings
and stuff like that.
Yeah, we're doing, people in SWAT can't be people in CID.
As well.
Prangler, you know the investigation,
we did like with, you know, getting the medical records
and the embezzlement stuff.
I'm sorry, listen.
I don't want to be a CID cuck, but um, you know, I, you know, you mean whatever you guys
are going to do it and you know, whatever you're about to say is the conversation you
need to have with the chief.
Okay.
I'm just going to say it anyways.
I'm here.
We really could just benefit with having more seasoned officers on patrol that know
how to lead scenes and not standing in a lab.
Because it's, I mean, I go on to a scene and I don't know, I, I, no one knows
what's happening ever no one ever no one ever knows what the fuck is happening
I don't know if is there a gas leak in this police department or something because no one ever knows
what the hell's going on well if there was all the pike man would be dead well we don't want that
well just say it would they would they yes yeah bro yeah would they survive because they're
too busy hanging out with each other because they're dating off duty.
I understand.
No, each of you really has been on duty in two weeks.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I appreciated you coming in here before, I appreciated the
bits.
He's kinda right.
Now it's kinda getting a little weird, a little cringy, I feel.
What?
Hey.
He's kinda right.
Well, at least it's all wrong to begin with. You didn't even check. Yeah
It's not errors in this. How many years?
I've at least kind of three so far. Okay, three and you have question marks in here. Yeah, okay
Look, I don't know. Why don't you blame storm? No, I thought she's not good at getting gossip either
Storm put this list together. No, she helped me
But, yeah, right, I think they said the seat of Bishop also talked to me because Bishop wasn't happy that, you know, we did the whole storm put this list together and she
invests in storm and rain.
I'm not named storm.
No, storm.
You're not.
I put the list together.
I asked storm for some help on it.
I'm not in a relationship because I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings when I inevitably have to have
sex with a woman to save her life I don't know I don't know what to take away from that actually
yeah cool but um what I will say is uh this is uh mostly incorrect no it's not it's actually mostly
correct I don't think so sorry why did you why did you give me three copies am I supposed to pass
this up the chain you mean I gave you three comments I got to tell you're wrong you how many copies
did you make I don't know I didn't make any copies I wrote it on paper I mean
he was each a copy at least is danger Dane Jay you are a teddy danger oh
danger oh I thought she was FTOing that whole time he's running around with a
boyfriend
Yeah, but uh, yeah Bishop Bishop didn't like that we were looking into the EMS stuff without I guess the proper paper trail
I don't give a fuck about EMS. I was telling ringler about it
Talking about it today listen if the chief says I shouldn't do something
Well, no, no, they just said that the chief just said we should put it just paper trail somewhere
I explain them way and trust using the MDT
You know, I'm not I feel like investigating
People that have access to all that and putting it in the MDT isn't a great idea
Yeah, yeah, so they said to use like the cloud or whatever I said, I never thought we could use
That kind of stuff. I don't I don't like using that kind of stuff
I need the urinate all right. I'm gonna leave you guys to it
I really just wanted to get some food from the fridge
But uh
Yeah, I guess oh oh
It's a one more thing. I gave all the proof to Harry. I'm hoping
He'll have a warrant of a maestri for corruption soon
Oh, shit.
All right.
Who has that paperwork?
Oh, I gave Harry all their text messages and stuff. Yeah.
Yeah, that whole thing is fucked. I got to charge Lyra soon.
Oh, yeah, I wanted to ask you.
Did Mace you ever tell Lyra, like, you're suspended or just that you're being investigated or some shit like that?
Uh, she told her, uh, the EMS or don't, or the,
like the health department doesn't like that.
She's selling med kits and that, uh, they're looking into it.
Uh, like she, she just totally tipped her off on that.
Yeah, I got to, I feel like her taking all her shit out of her office.
Fucked it all up.
So I got to charge her with, um, uh, trust passing.
And I'm not even doing obstruction.
Yeah.
We,
I was told by like the state a day or two ago that we're to be really strict on medical
records but don't even requested medical records.
Yeah.
I don't know what that's about.
Hey, there she is.
Is that okay?
Hey, I'm going to go steal some food from downstairs.
You guys take it easy.
Have a good one.
All right.
Is that all, Commander?
Uh, is there anything else that you, uh, you think that we can improve on as I commit?
No, you guys are pretty much perfect.
I wish that you weren't the way that you are.
Well, sir, I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to take vagina out of my cold, dead wiener.
What does that mean, Purton?
Mm-hmm.
That's what sex is all about.
That's right.
Right.
So how's the, uh...
Okay.
It's going pretty well.
I was just looking around this department and I haven't seen the entire building.
Yeah.
What do you think?
I don't know what the hell happened to what was the name of this...
Malicious?
Yeah.
I hope he didn't clear the armory out and then go to Columbia or something.
Whoopsies.
Let's go to that.
Those are gunshots.
I think we're in the distance again.
Yeah, we're cops.
We're supposed to stop those.
Okay, I can't do shit without my coffee.
That's what you say while someone's getting shot
and probably begging for their lives.
That's what coffee is.
Is it?
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm a good cop.
Yep, you're a cop, all right.
Let's go.
Coffee first.
Sorry, coffee before stopping the mass shooting.
Yeah, we're running over there as well
In the core house or what's going on? Oh, you have my gunpoint. Okay. We're coming in from the skybridge
Just like me
No, god damn it
Don't look at me don't look at me shooter don't look at me do this
Oh
Okay, well now I don't have the gun on my hand hey toho what happened
Well him and some guy with a weird mustache like he kind of like an Indian man went oh
We mean it looks like an Indian man
He was like darker skin
But this guy charged me with the bat, so then I shot it. Oh
That guy that guy that you ran away. He's just this guy in the red
So like the guy that just got away in the fight
He said I have a contract to kill you and those guys said like sorry or something
I can charge me with the back and then I shot it. Okay. Good job. Fantastic. I was just
All right, yeah, you better clear out of here, man. Come on, Yanni
I need some bullets so I can murder mods that guy is sexually harassing me whoa I thought
he was just saying that all right let's go
alright is there he stays safe no no problem thank you
well oh hello I'm looking to apply for the royal night's killed what the hell is that
uh it's called a strange name for the police department oh he's one of those
uh oh you're the guy from the uh Skittles department yeah yeah yeah yeah
oh no i was thinking about the lucky charms
yeah what were you gonna say i don't want to step on that
me that's what i was gonna say oh okay okay
Yeah, the Skittles commercial
Have you put in an application sir? I have not
Okay
Why don't you get a pen and partridge or something?
Look like Lord Park what if you went blonde?
You look like Owen Wilson step mom
Parchment whatever a
Comparatory ass job is my telecommunications device. Okay, okay
Okay, where do you have any work experience or well? I was a peasant in my old village
Okay, I did work for the chief I went to war a couple times war what wars are you in?
It's a very long story. Would you like to listen to it?
Okay, you said you're gonna sit there you need like a drink or something that's
line
I need to stand for this
now
I'm a cigarette
I can borrow
I don't want to use my new machine
would you like some water
I'm okay thank you
alright go ahead
now allow me to introduce myself
thy name is
Jorgen De Penis
from the Great Village
Get out of here.
Pardon me?
Get the hell out of here.
Sir, I'm looking to...
No, I've heard enough. Get out of here.
Sir, please.
You're gonna walk in here and say,
my name is Jorkin De Pinas.
And then you...
What do you want? I mean...
It's not gonna matter.
Did I offend you?
Well, what do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do?
You want me to just sit here
and be like, oh yeah, that's a name.
It was my father's name.
Your name was let me see your ID.
P post it.
Take it.
Don't need to have it.
I said, let me see it.
Oh, it's up in my mouth.
Yes, it was my father's name.
He died in the war.
And you just flat.
Can you show it to me?
I suppose so.
You have it may have it back.
No, I think that a woman over there is that woman over there.
All right, I'll get I'll get.
Yes, that woman over there.
What would you say your last name was to penis? What was your dad's name?
Stroken
Your mom's name
Mary
Mary to penis. Oh
It's interesting
So as you may have known I
Came from a very far away village
The town of Viggenon is as many may call it, and I was exiled here by the chief himself.
Chief chief.
Chief?
Yes, the chief of the village.
Now I was exiled for holding a plan of a group of bandits trying to assassinate the
chief.
One day, his group of bandits wanted to assemble at night at the Chief's Palace, right after
he had successfully won the war.
Now, what war I will not explain, however, I cannot explain why, why not?
It's G-14 classified.
What year was this?
A while.
A while?
Anywho.
No.
No, absolutely not.
What year was this?
I'm sorry.
What was the name of your village?
Yada yada yada.
The town of beginnings.
Sounds like some California shit.
Was this in California?
No.
California.
No.
This is Idaho.
I don't think people like this come from, well, actually yeah, maybe this is Idaho.
Is this how people still dress in Idaho?
Perhaps.
Okay.
Alright, go ahead.
Anywho, so I followed this plan and the chief exiled me for assassinating the bandits.
They called their plan a surprise party and that's how I ended up here.
What?
It sounds like you killed innocent people.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
You skipped over a lot.
that's I know that story kind of sucked well it is my it is my my story that's
how I ended up here all right why do you I mean why do you want to even be a
cop I believe that this city is in danger this kingdom I should say really
needs a hero danger of what criminals bandits of sorts okay so you don't like
people would steal things pardon me you don't like people that steal things no
all right I I just got hired I can't hire someone called jork and the penis I
just got promoted I don't understand what's the matter your name sounds like
jerking a dick man what your name sounds like jerking a dick like jerking off of
a dick what what like stroking a cock you know yeah you know the thing you do
what night that's a human right you that is a you I totally fuck whatever
let's say let's take this guy to shepherd I'll see what they think come on
congratulations to penis someone search this man thank you don't congratulate
me please search this turn on the chance of sir thank you for complying
It's gonna be briefly, uh,
He has $17 and a slice of cherry pie. Do I go ahead and put him in handcuffs?
Absolutely.
We typically only do that for weapons.
At 12?
At Latina.
Well, I don't know what he's doing.
Chris!
Five gifted subs!
Alright, let's get on with this.
No heavens.
Thanks for the five gifted. I'm gonna play the song. That timer needs to be pumped.
need to be pumped we are at we are in severe danger of the subodon ending
tomorrow is normally pronounced like oh like a severe danger
be like you know I'm gonna play this song soon we got three hours yeah it's
probably that's probably that really old man that was on that motorcycle I
tried to drive in the city hold right I just locked this guy in here until
No, no, no.
Shepard, are you still on duty?
Could you meet me back in your office?
You ain't for a demo, it's a good one.
Oh, we could go longer, guys.
You okay?
Oh, shit, come on.
Goddamn locked doors.
See, this is a blame right now.
Dr. Dirty Dave!
Dirty Dave!
Thank you for the 20 gifted!
That's good to...
have an hour and 26 left you don't want this sub without an end your life is
gonna be so boring guys tomorrow twitch starts the promotion five gift five
subs get one yeah well I haven't looked it was everything yeah this guy came up
on a stolen motorcycle tried to speak to us mentioned something about taking
hostages this far then we tased him off the bike and he started to run and then
the person that was trying to pick him up ran him over Yanni are you on
radio hold on Shepard I'll come back can I leave the 23 get I can't I can't
lift it I can't leak the 23k subgoal it's very very good I came on time with
RP oh that dandy can tell if I got mad or not it's something come on sir follow
me sir a little pep in your stuff they tell you how to run in your village
right good yes of course sir sir sir where the hell did he go sir here this
way come on did you guys shot a person
get in the cruiser did you guys shoot a
person
shepard this guy wants a job
oh my gosh what the fuck is this guy
one of the dungeons in dragon somebody
looking at sorry I'm looking at a
wizard right now Millie how long are you
waiting for it looks like it knows how
to save the person
You can
Guys we actually need those
Hey guy, what's going on?
Howie
Hi, I like to apply to the Royal Knights Guild fucking nuts
Who me out? Who me out brave warrior? What's your quest?
Well, I believe the kingdom is in dire need of help, and here I am to save the kingdom.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Can you explain to me what?
What are you?
You see, that was exiled from my village.
Are you a French Canadian that streams to millions?
No.
Okay.
What?
Just checking.
sure you want to be able to be can hire people I'm in a fire can you can you
just interview him just interview him Shepard I just I want a second opinion
that's what's I'm on I'm on the fence I'll do the interview right here right
now ready yeah if you fuck this up I'll kill you I really don't like
interviewing people what's your name Jork and the penis now you're not
being hired. What? I said you're not being hired. That's why. Because you're my father's name.
No, well your parents ruined your life. You're not getting hired. Sorry. Oh, Shepard. What the hell, man?
No, it sucks, but you're not getting hired. I can be your greatest soldier. No, too bad.
You're not getting hired to out with us. What if he's good? Give him a seven day shot.
what's the fifth amendment amendments oh fuck okay it's well
i don't know yeah
maybe it's good what's Tennessee vs Garner
Tennessee all right no okay all right no see this this is why i got the second opinion
Yeah, I don't understand
Yeah, we're expecting to let you name to literally anything else to stand a chance
Well, I mean he doesn't know that what amendment that he doesn't know that amendments exist. Oh, yeah, he's in a he's a portal line
Well, you belong in a special school sir
I mean, you know, I I do I
Did not know the Knights must know
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on pause. Let's all pause
I was telling Kostar about this new program, this initiative that I'm trying to get started
up with my new lieutenant position.
Rainey, can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
I'm absolutely completely displeased.
I had to bring up the interview form on my phone for this guy to say he had no idea
what the Fifth Amendment was.
Well, hear me out, okay?
I am getting a program together for a PD hall monitor who's gonna go around and see if people are just
Slacking off and just standing in the hallways and people are screaming for backup on the radio
It's called operation
Slacker or cracker
That sounds very secretive. Tell me more
I I've told you everything
Oh, I see
This guy could be welcome back
I think I found your brave nights first quest this guy could be good for that
I think I found this first quest you can take this guy to the hospital. Yeah, you know what take this guy to the hospital
And then he's pretty well and don't tell him anything that don't tell the EMS anything that happened
Just take that guy. Well, here's my phone number. Just
Send me a text and I'll take about anything maybe learn to read and then you can learn you can work your way out
Well, thank you so much.
I think we can talk more about dragons and princesses.
Oh, of course.
There you go.
Hannibal and the penis.
What?
Thank you very much.
Wait a minute.
I'll just support you.
That's a sex thing.
It's working to penis.
Do you know what Tennessee?
MRMPH.
Same thing Arkansas.
PAPW.
Didn't get that one.
Um, malicious.
Are you on the radio? Where are you guys?
What's up?
All right, let's go be cops
Don't know if you heard any of those comms. I hope they were acceptable. Oh, no, I didn't hear any of them. Oh
Oh
Great, I'm sure that they were
a nominal car
I mean, well we got one of them. Well, I did. I appreciate it though. Thank you
They were saying now the ambulance wasn't working. I just started calling 911
Well, there was this old man with a blue
Shirt and a hat and he was chasing our know a guy in a black suit and orange hair was chasing him saying
I'm gonna fucking kill you thing. Oh the guy had a knife and he also said he had a bazooka. Oh shit
Yeah, that's what we're gonna do.
So did we, uh...
We got him.
Hey, we got Layla again.
We've been chasing her around all day.
She's in this white buffalo.
Oh, okay.
How's it going with that?
Oh, I guess we're gonna chase him off.
Yeah, yeah.
You need comms for this?
Yep.
Alright, let me just...
This thing, I think, is broken.
Alright.
I think it has the glitch, actually.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
You have no idea? No, it does. Look at that thing.
You can tell, cause it just turns.
Yeah, that thing has glitched out.
This is just go infinite speed.
It has default GTA handling.
For sure. For sure.
She's actually doing good coms.
Oh, you got a crash.
How do you get out?
We'll come back for you.
Keep doing comms.
What the fuck do you get out?
No.
Advise 947, VCD on foot.
Off the road.
Off the road?
VCD on foot.
On the road again.
Oh, damn, man.
What am I sure?
Glitched out for sure.
They just went off road again.
There's clutch lanes.
For need and wet.
I think it's just the car at this point
Is there not more at MRPD
Oh northbound La Puerza freeway opposing lane
Alright, leftward to north.
Got back into dude correctly into travel, taking the off-ramp head in Del Perro freeway.
I think hers is pretty obviously glitched though.
She doesn't need to slow down to turn and it's going like pretty noticeably faster than ours.
Unless maybe she has a racing engine in it but if that thing is just like a local car then no.
I just want to know some comms. I can't hear shit.
What do you mean you can't hear anything?
Oh, you know all the sirens.
Uh, no, no one is talking right now.
Oh, wait.
Time for them to add glitch mode to the PD cars.
What's your avenue, sir?
G plus!
Get up the hill.
That's so long.
Get around it.
Tires are out, tires are out.
Uh, going in.
Well, I wasn't gonna do all that up, but...
the freeway
Hobo, thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you so much. We need those man
I'm gonna play the song right after this
We need we need it. We need a pump
He might be getting ram maybe Lily. I mean, she's been evading the cops in this car for four hours
So I can understand it.
Blaming for this?!
Blaming?
Blalalalalalalalala
for this?!
Try and get her in a box.
Okay, well, don't you think that's a little far?
Get her in a box.
Hey, it's on fire.
She's on fire. She's running up to the hotel.
I'm running up to the casino.
Running behind the kids. She's running down the casino.
right here running towards the racetrack stop you're violating the law
pop cuffs running northbound she thinks that she can jump over that fence for
some reason try burden nice almost come here
Let's do it again
Whoa
Tackler tackle her
So fast
Tackler just tackler welcome back here god damn it right there nice
We got her
I'll go get my cruiser and I
Can process her everyone here is probably chaser at some point today
Guys, guys, absolutely we need this pump.
We have to go pump-o mode here, guys.
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Guys, we have to make it to tomorrow
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When they got into the last time,
they were like, hard, hard, hard, hard.
Alright get her in the car
Alright, how you going?
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Yeah, we'll get it boys.
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five gifton subs gambles five abrasive cyber with five joe's he posed five yes we
actually need this with five guys all right uh can you read her reds real
quick okay um you have the right to remain silent everything you say or do
will uh be held as you court law if you don't have it
right you got this i know you can do it so easy thank you i'm sorry it's just
It's so fucking nervous. Hold on. Come on. Come on. You got this of this
Wrangler bald regular balding. No
And turn you have the you have the right to for a tab one free. Is that clear?
The right to attorney you have a right to attorney
If you don't have one, yeah, you're granted one
That's pretty close
4, 10, 38, West Palm, 10, and Dress with a two-door green color muscle vehicle.
Alright, alright.
Anyways.
Peaches Panda with five gifts in!
Alright, come on, little.
You don't get to do that.
Why?
You don't get that right.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop
You're gonna get tasered
He is stupid
It's what you're asking for
That's all he does
So what's up here? You got so much for the five gifted subs
We get last sub-a-thons
I ain't looking
I don't see no mailbox, you're a fucking liar
Oh lie
You're a filthy fucking liar, pants on fire
Hey, come here, come here, come here
Come here, Layla, come here
The
Fee's all fucking reaction
He's a your piss
We have twenty eight thousand four hundred less of a thong
For the big oh, all right, okay
Dr. Dirty Dave, 10 gifted zombie queen with 5!
I want my money too.
Huh? Cause you've been robbing swords all day.
No.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
Fuck, that's my winners on my fucking lorries.
I took those too. You've been robbing swords all day.
I took them for your store.
I just watched a man steal a vehicle directly in front of me and I was partnatoing everywhere.
What?
I'm not a negative unit over at the stand.
What?
Did you say you hit you fucking hate natives?
I said I fucking hate you guys.
Oh,
war movies.
Why? What are you saying?
I said, I didn't get anything from the robberies.
I fucking canceled every single time cops responded.
You canceled the robbery.
What the hell does that mean?
Like, did you start screaming racist slurs?
What the hell does this mean?
Oh, it means I stopped fucking robbing the tail.
what the fuck's a till I need to translate yawning yawning yeah number I
told you I should have written it down I don't remember it I'm sorry let me see
if I can find it for you was it was it something like 941 or no it was it was
four numbers. No, it was three. I think it was nine four. Go ahead and hit your F three
options on your MDT. So just three on there. And then under San Andreas State Police hit
the Cogwheel. F3.
Yes, I'm on the F3. I just the Cogwheel.
San Jose State Police all the way to the right. Your organization.
Yeah. Oh yeah. It's not bad. And then your personal profile top right?
Personal profile, yeah. And then change personal nickname and personal note.
Change them both to nine for what I have to tell you nine for one.
So personal nickname nine for one. Is that it?
This is truly one of them.
Hey, I can say about Lisa.
I've I've never met anyone like her.
And I don't think I ever will.
Or I'm just personal.
No, personal nickname and person.
And then you're good.
And then once you save that.
I can say clock off and clock back on.
Where did I meet her?
Okay.
I got a right duty.
I need to go ignite.
She was in it.
She was ignite.
Yeah.
She's an ignite.
Perfect
Sick did you lock them I did thank you
She's speaking Italian or some shit, what are you doing? Hello, Yanni
Yani? Yani? Okay. Nope, Yani. How am I feeling? I haven't opened a sandwich in 12 hours?
I might play some more card, Sim tonight. There's a lot of games I want to play. Tomorrow
might be a Chaos Mod day. Maybe. We'll see. We'll fill it out.
Cards are hot. What do you need me to translate?
She said something about a till. She wrote Robin a till. What the fuck does that
I don't know.
Now, can you say it in your own words?
What's the point?
What's the point? Are you gonna get my shit back?
I just want to help, okay?
I'll get my shit back then.
Well, no, we-
Trav, you did it. Why weren't you here today?
Were you a fucking kidney stone boy?
Thanks, Trav.
Fucking snitch, motherfucker.
Like, Travis actually a fucking snitch. I can't believe that.
What's gotten you like, what's going on, okay?
Just, what is it that you told him?
I said that I didn't get anything from the robberies because I cancelled it with them.
And that's it. Like, I was doing it. I stopped doing it and the police responded.
Like, your money still ran away.
Yeah, that's fine. The issue, the issue is that he's taken my money.
I go from my winnings.
So basically what she's saying here is she translating from British, you took too much from her, I think.
Oh, I see. She genuinely probably like got that money from real, you know, tell her that if she did that she's going to have to go to court and prove it.
All right, so you got you go to court and prove it.
How can you prove where you get all from there's no way.
Tell me away.
I don't know how to tell me away to prove how you get money when everything is done in fucking
I don't actually know that part. What she what does she say? What does she say? She's basically
saying she doesn't know how to prove that it's hers. Oh, tell her like an employee can like voucher
how long she's been at work or you know some shit like that like paychecks. I don't have a job
the only thing I do is eat
She only eats what?
I don't know
Eating what?
What do you mean the only thing she does is eat what? What is she saying?
I didn't hear that right. What did you say?
I said the only thing I do is eat encounters
Oh, okay. If she does the missions that locals give out
What the fuck is that?
You know encounters I
Don't know
It's like freelancing I think
Freelance and that you get paid for you do you do activities and stuff and you get paid for you get paid by Richard Dreyfus
Ask her ask her how she knows Richard Dreyfus
Urban Cowboy is he an urban cowboy? She didn't say that. Yeah, she said that
She's she's she's she's she's she's she gets money from that that's how I
thought that's how money runs around this place sometimes but it's all legal
isn't it yeah it's all legal that's legal I think everything he made was like
what PG-13 maybe so I guess what she's trying to say is she didn't really do
the robbery she was trying to though but but you guys took money that was
actually hers. She's gonna have to prove it or we get to keep it. Yeah, you gotta prove it somehow, Miss.
I can prove that I completed the counter. Yeah, if you can prove that you completed some
actions and that. Yeah, I completed three. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yes, I'm sort of like
achievement. Like did they say like, you know, you achieved what we asked you to do. Good job.
you know encountering what $490 in cash? Oh, they would ever know.
You can prove that in an official note with a signature of something. $1,474 in cash,
we're finding a skateboard. For escaping from the ward? Was that part, wait, was that part?
It's Lieutenant, right? It's Lieutenant. They're finding his skateboard. Lieutenant,
Can I speak to you really quick?
Sure.
Yeah, just a second.
I just want to let you know that she
have made a...
Hey, thank you.
I drink a whole bunch of nasty quarter-bounds
there, and I puke all in the basement.
Am I hallucinating?
No, no, no.
This is Layla.
We didn't get a chance to...
Oh, okay, okay.
Because...
What's her name?
Landlin?
Her and Landlin having a conversation.
I'm pretty sure.
It's going to be great in years.
Well, well, well, you know, we just worked through it.
That's how it works, being a police officer.
Okay.
I'm just going to take it as it comes, right?
All right.
You really got a charky stream and it was one of the best RP streams I've done in a while
True
Okay, ma'am. So you're gonna be charged with
robbery times two grand theft auto
resisting evading
And uh reckless endangerment. Do you understand?
That is also that that is also true
That it's 75 months
Yeah, okay, she did evade us twice other two robberies and we didn't get a chance to do a warrant for you
Well, you know, we just I think this is fine. It's it's it's already 75 months. It's man. It's five thousand one hundred twenty five dollars
How would you like to play today?
ma'am
Ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am
ma'am ma'am ma'am
Mam.
Wait, wait, wait hold on, I think I know, I think I know.
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
Nothing.
Mam.
That sounds like my phone ringing.
It's a soundtrack, whatever the fuck.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Mam, do you want, how do you want to play again?
Well, okay I want to stop that.
You are never getting this back
Unless unless you can prove it's yours
You're not unless you can prove that you obtained this legally I
I can prove it. I have the encounters that are completed.
I don't care. I don't want for any French bread. I don't need that. I'm saying that you you're gonna have to take these
You're gonna have to take these you have to go take go to court. Okay, you get that French bread from jerking the penis
No, I didn't get a French bread from jerking the penis
You didn't give me anything it's a man who he's might be all new on her. We don't know
That's right. That's right. All right. We're just we don't know ma'am
Are you shooting her with the Betty sir ma'am? Well, it's not cool, but it's definitely unusual
Come on
Please all right. I'm gonna use the market as no contest and send you up to prison for full time. Okay
You told me that I needed to prove that I have the proof.
Well, where is it?
The life in F3 Muscle.
What's the F3 Muscle?
What is the F3 Muscle?
I have my F3 Muscle, and then you go to encounters,
and it's all that.
Fuck, it's an F3 Muscle.
Can you search into other people's F3 Muscles?
I think it's above your tibia.
All right, man.
Well, I mean, it's, I don't,
i think that you should uh... you know
but i think you should i think you should play guilty here
rightfully so you did in danger a lot of people
all right thank you
all right
it'll be all right
i wanna be all right when you're taking my fucking money
you could just make more money
shouldn't have thought about
with all that and I don't know that.
I can legal shit, and I still get fucking Zeequan.
Wait, it's going in and on coming into traffic
and I already speaking for your vehicle, Zeequan.
Listen ma'am, I'm gonna give you 40 months time served
down from 75, that's pretty good.
So you should thank me.
No, I'm not gonna thank someone
that takes my fucking pin, my pin's like fucked up.
Okay, now you're gonna get 30
unless you want to say thank you.
Well, thank you.
No, there we go.
You're welcome, man.
Have a good life.
Good.
All right, let's go.
OK.
All right, come on.
Please try not to blow your prisoners.
Before we go in there, I just want to make sure.
That's why I don't work in Guantanamo anymore.
Make sure I get you guys my nun.
All those here.
Why is there a toilet here?
I need you to re-text me at some point there, yaddle.
Oh, you changed your number?
No, my phone fucked up. I lost a whole bunch of shit.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Let me go, uh...
Let me go clear out my, uh, my pockets.
Is that, uh...
Yeah, what's going on, Newman?
Hey, sir, uh, would you mind coming to the lobby of RPD?
You know, I was just on my way.
10-4, thank you.
Alright.
guys 23 K goal it is insane it's very good you've never seen no one's ever
done a sub goal like this and she is looking to talk to you about a possible
assistant position and or date someone that was single he's single who is this
I don't know my name is Daisy what the fuck is this I just asked to speak with
any officer that was single and on duty is is is this all well I'm single but I
can't tie myself down to one woman because I'm a huge fervor
what's that well I'm very monogamous are you sure that you wouldn't be able to
go on a date with me well why don't you I mean man this is a police department
not a dating service. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm saying that. That he has my
what did we get them? What did we get them? When did we get them? When do we get 40?
That's the 23 case. Oh, that's okay. Thank you. Appreciate that. Newman. That's the
23k sub goal! Please check your t- okay. Lean 40. Yes! I can't believe me yo the
people actually listen here. God I love Lean 40. That's the 23k sub goal. That's
what it was. Block party dance too. Dance A right? Dance 40. It's dance mic.
I'm way more hyped for lean 40. That's a good one. Finally we got lean 40.
Can I lean 40 while I sit? Got puke as well. Oh it's fucking gross.
And slash P. My office! Oh there's no piss.
Cukindaline 40
I'll be right back any more water that carpet's fucking ruined
San Andreas
San Andreas passing them all have incorrect planes
They're freeway incorrect planes
San Andreas have Westbound
Yeah, I don't know if he's in there though
276, the 6th traffic
Southbound Vespigicanao's
Prairie Street Vespigicanao's Southbound
You know our block in Palomino
Palomino passing me some news
where we can bump this to six.
Wicked channel six.
Pursuit one back on five.
Dispatch pursuit one.
Thirty-eight.
Westbound Adams, Apple, and Kalei.
Gonna be a Black Ranger.
Two individuals in sight.
What is the emergency?
Is that so triple nine on pigeon duty?
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
Booby time.
Jack, can you hand me that drink?
Hand's drink.
Take's drink.
Is this...
That's weird timing.
timing. That's weird timing. Hey, what's up Benji? What are you doing? I'm doing magic.
Oh, can I see? Yeah. Why don't you hold your hand up? Okay. What's the trick? Well, here,
how much money? Just take some. Here, why don't you take some more? You're just handing
me nothing. Oh I'm handing you something. What do you think about all that?
What is that Wrangler? I'm not I'm not getting anything you're just you're just
saying how about that and take this. I'm not just saying that Wrangler. Yeah you
are you're all you're doing is you're sticking your hand out and there's
nothing in it and you're saying here I'm giving you I'm giving you zero
dollars. But that's that doesn't but if you get then you're giving me nothing.
Wrangler Wrangler
Right, why don't you focus on what I'm doing here?
Giving you I'm giving you zero dollars. Do you understand zero means nothing?
But I'm I'm giving it to you right so yeah, that's what I'm saying
You're not giving me anything, but I am giving you but I am giving it to you. No, you're not zero is nothing
It's magic money. Hello. I know how to settle this mr.
You fucking oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, can you
Come here and come here jorgen
You know about magic right
Of course
You still have this argument right here
What?
It's going to be, uh, my core
If this, if this man, and this, this man's zero dollars
What is he giving him?
Nothing
Yeah, that's, that's what I'm saying
Okay, fuck it, I'll just reveal the secret then, okay?
You want to know the magic secret?
I don't know, no, no, no
When I put, when you put out your hand, alright, I've got the money in my hand
I do a side of hand and I slide the money back in my pocket, okay?
That's what I do
All right Jesus Christ what I mean there you ruined it. Happy Wrangler. No you did that
Stuff understand what a fucking piece of shit you are
What the hell is that
Wrangler you can't do that you can't do that Wrangler
I had to fucking put that away put that away wrangler put that away
I was told that I have to do this you can't don't do that wrangler stop
Stop stop now stop. I was told I have to clean this off
Don't do that again. I'm gonna need to be paid damages for that
It's fine your car is fine. It's just got a little move. I mean your it might need to get your
The hell was that?
Did you guys see the wind pick up?
A god damn twister came up from the ground and fucking lifted you.
You're lucky to be alive.
Why don't you give that to me, Wrangler? I'll take care of it.
You know, you know, I'll take care of it.
I'll take care of it.
No, this is a PD issue.
Why don't you hand that over?
This is a PD issued leaf blower.
A PD issued leaf blower, really.
Well, I mean, it's pretty special.
It's just ours.
Do you want the leaf blower?
Oh speaking of single Dan, okay? No, I do not use that on me. Do you want it?
No, I don't want it. I'm asking I'm saying do you want me to give it to you? Oh, give it to me. Yes
Here I can't have that kind of stuff you're right. I can't I can't be trusted I need to get this down to the lab immediately
All right, that is something are you still working with the
wait wait you shoot me that was that what would you say oh sometimes you got to
prime it somebody wants to blow Dan fairly did you hear me did you hear you
know Dan's a lawyer yeah what is that I don't I think you should be a judge that
is a horrible idea judge you won't judge Dan Faley you know when he became a
lawyer it all started going yeah what's going on sir he wants to go today on the
bitch sir I take of these calm eater allegations what yeah this woman you're
the guy that eats calm sir does it had boy oh when it gets hot you are gay
Wrangler no no day for pussy yes it is no that's no that's the office no
No, Wrangler.
That's called heterosexuality.
You are gay.
Come on, man.
No, I'm not.
Wrangler, you're gay.
You're not.
This is 2024.
It's alright.
It's gay.
I'm not saying it's not.
We've heard the music.
But it's also okay to be straight.
Something that you wokeies aren't comfortable with.
You wokeie.
What do you mean you wokeies?
Well, that's what you do.
You come here and you tell everyone they're gay.
I don't say it.
Your music says you're gay.
No, that's what you do.
You come here and you're like...
You literally say boy in your music, Rambler.
Whatever happened to you.
I'm going to say something right now.
Go ahead.
Straight ride.
That's what I believe.
Yeah, I did.
Why not?
You know, being a straight man, I'm
in the minority here in this city.
No, you're not.
Straight people are the majority.
Hey, Jorkin, you gay?
I love men.
Are you gay?
Love.
Men.
I don't can you just yeah is it yes or no?
You a gay man depends on the day, okay, what about well what about today Wednesday?
Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah
All right random man, I've never met before in the suit you get your gay guy. I mean the name's Tony
Are you a gay lawyer? No, I'm pretty straight
Well, so there's two there's three people there and I'm straight. I'm straight. Well, I'm talking about over there that guy's that guy
He's the minority right now about this cop
No, yeah, that guy's there
No, this cop right here. That's a that's a woman. I think I mean, I mean women can be gay, right? Are you gay?
I
Mean I fuck just about anything with the whole okay. Listen. I'm telling you right now
Okay, listen to me
Yeah
Straight they're straight people are the majority because what about you you gay?
No
There you go. See okay, that's I mean now. Well, I mean, yeah, of course that doesn't count
woman's a woman. Oh
Yeah, of course that guys
Dan are you gay?
Yeah, you are yeah, Patty
Yeah, Patty right
Yeah, you're just gonna you're just standing there with
Who is that? Let's do two block. That's right. Wait a block. Yeah
No, that's not
To block how's it going no no no no no no no no no no no to block a to block no no
To block to block
Yeah, no
Yeah to block was one of the first people I remember city in this city watch your mouth to block
You got the blower you got the blower watch your fucking mouth right now
Because you can make a big mistake right now to block
You got the blower
Listen, I'm disassembling this blow. No, why I'm just
You just blew a fucking car in the air
I got to use the match force with fucking Fingledan. Yeah, we're supposed to match one.
I just got arrested by the way.
Whoa, why?
Because I was in the courthouse, and I saw Fingledan and Fingledan was gambling.
He said he was getting tickets or something, and I said, well, that's a waste of time.
You're gonna lose it all. He said, no, he's not. I'm not gonna lose it all.
I'm gonna be rich. And then he said something about a job, and I said, yeah, you should get a job dumbass.
And he walked over and he punched me. So I punched him back, and then he started running.
And I ran after him trying to chase him down to give him some justice and then you're fucking these cops arrested me
No, no, it was simple assault
I mean whatever man, you caught you caught a simple assault to happen. That's bullshit. It's finger
Yeah, I mean single Dan's. Yeah, I know I had to fucking blow him down the other day. I was blowing him yesterday
What the hell happened? I thought
He was a cop. He's a factory reset man. I screamed out about yesterday. I mean, what does that make you not straight?
What the fuck are you talking about?
You blew it.
So you were balling.
You blew it was Peter.
I blew him with a blow job, and then I shot his friend trying to stab Wrangler.
Yeah, I blew him with two other guys in a room. There was a monkey there, and I pinned another guy up on a wall and some other person walked in.
Why don't you not say I blew guy?
I blew three guys in a hotel room no
do not say you blew three guys in a hotel
we're so gay why don't you just say I
use my leaf blower oh yeah yeah right
because that's what you mean right I
don't realize in a mansion we blew them
no don't you're leaving out critical
guys in a mansion I leave you guys know
when you say I blew him that means
you you are insinuating that you gave a blow job I need one what's is this part of
academy what's with that guy's hair he's a lawyer hey buddy you need to change
your you need to dye your hair man you need to get rid of your hair
It's different. Yeah, it's a different chain.
It's a different chain.
Oh, wait a sec.
Hold on a sec.
You absolutely have to get a haircut.
Nope.
You do. You need to.
Wait a sec.
Which one is the real bunch, guy?
Wait, hold on a sec.
I don't know what...
Don't do this, Wrangler.
I actually don't know.
It would be lighter than mine.
You need to get a haircut immediately.
I can't.
You can do that.
You will do that.
I like his hair.
Hey, what's up, bitch?
Long time no see man
Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, come on
I'm not Bench Guy
It's a DA man. He's you have to get a haircut you have to do that
I'm letting you know right now I'm a multi multi multi multi millionaire. How much I'm just gonna cause
No, I look I'm keeping the cuddle though. You're gonna do for a million dollars
All right keep keep the color, but you got to get a haircut. Oh, I'd cut my arm for a million dollars low on my hair
I mean what we can't get with a million dollars
No, I'm not giving you a million. Yeah
It's a little start. I'm gonna low ball you at 50k
Like three Ferraris
Okay, thank you so much. I appreciate that let's get them all it man. Thank you. No
You do have to get a haircut
Wrangler shut the fuck up
Maybe I'll just go find someone that looks exactly like Mr. Randy Wrangler and have him go around pretend they're a couple day
What about that? Well, I never asked them for impersonation. Oh, no, no, you know, they won't they won't nobody will know who to believe
Because they'll look exactly like you and they'll just talk exactly like you
Tell that tow trucker to put my calico down before I shoot
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Call it down!
We need to relax, dude.
You can't say that shit.
What are you doing?
If your car is illegally parked, then get over it.
It wasn't illegally parked.
I'm going to make you stop running around
and talking on the radio.
Of course it's illegally parked.
I'm going crazy.
Stop jumping.
Don't tell him.
Don't tell it.
Hey, back up.
You need to back away from Wrangler.
You don't get to do that.
You don't get to decide who gets shot.
That's our job.
Is it Mike?
No, stop running and jumping.
He's not being... He's not being...
Karim.
Somebody stop him.
Come on, man.
Sir, sir, do you know...
Are you fucking...
Whoa, whoa, whoa! He's trying to try to fucking do it!
What are you doing?
We're doing something!
Oh my god!
What are you doing?
Stop!
He stole my car!
Karim, what the hell are you doing?
He's towing the calico, bro.
Are you fucking crazy?
Pa!
Are you actually...
Oh, Jesus!
It's Wrangler!
You don't get...
You don't get to do that.
Exactly!
No, sir!
Big handsome man.
No, this is my calico.
I got this, I got this, hold on.
Watch out!
Rengler!
Rengler, watch out!
Oh, what's that?
Is that done?
Stay clear.
Is that a gun?
Get out of the car.
It doesn't have keys.
Oh, okay, never mind.
False alarm.
I took the keys out.
Oh, damn.
I didn't know you took the keys.
Never mind.
Is there anything to drink?
I didn't know he took the keys, nevermind.
Is there anything to drink?
I do.
Can I have something to drink?
No.
Can someone have something to drink that won't say,
give me one or two?
Whoa, he's shooting!
He just shot the guy!
Put your hands up, you crazy person!
Somebody do something!
What are you doing?
I told him if he told us that he's getting shot.
You just, well, that's premeditation.
Oh no!
I gotta make costs!
What are you-
Hey!
Oh.
Hurry up what the fuck, man!
Shut that guy in front of like, 20 cops!
Who is that guy?
You are one sick fucking man!
I should call an ambulance, right?
Yes, god damn!
Yes, please call an ambulance.
Are you okay?
I already got an EMO.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Are you getting hurt, Mirna?
I already radiated.
No, I don't think so, Dandy.
I don't think so, Dandy.
If you want it.
What do you think?
I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
Is it restrained?
Absolutely not.
Oh, I most certainly will.
I don't think so either.
Easily.
What now?
They said to take him to the hospital.
Yeah, he's okay.
Fuck you, whatever your name is.
I'm going to impound that car and I'm going to make sure I inventory it and
I'm
Okay, hold on you want to hold my hand? Yeah, thank you. I have to say
Thank you, Dan. All right
Thank you
Okay
Can you can you get this guy to the hospital?
Yeah, we're not not you this woman here. What's your name?
And if you ever change your mind about being monogamous I'm like totally here as well as you sweet cheeks
Hey, uh, Yanni, can you read this man is rights?
Yeah, you need to take him to the hospital Yanni read him is right
Okay
All right, all right. You have the right to remain silent everything you say what it can will be
What the fuck
Come on just keep going keep going
Restart restart you're doing good. All right, you're what if I said it wrong wait did I say no no no you did you just come on
Are you sure? Okay? Come on, Yanni. You have the right to remain silent
Really everything you say and do will be held against you in the court of law. Oh my god
Come on
If you don't have the tree you are granted a free one
Do you understand you do you understand what she just said? Hey, she understands?
He understands rather. All right. Come on crew. You're not a woman. I don't think good job. He understands you did it
Know you
Requesting yapping firms
Bad Jay, are you gonna say what you said?
You can't do that you can't shoot people like that man. Let's fuck up. I worked hard for that calico
You just uh did like
It was pre-meditation, you know
What does that mean?
It means you plan to shoot that guy
What does that mean?
You planned it you plan to shoot him you shot a guy in the head man. You're going you're on jail for a long time for that
Do I need to take any photos of the crime scene? No, I mean we just all watched him do it
Not good cream. Oh, I worry that you're spiraling. I worked hard for that car
Listen, I understand that but you can't kill people. I mean, is it really worth of someone's life?
Yes, because I told him not to toy. I worked hard for it
I didn't even park. He didn't even have the right to toy. I literally got out because the car was running out of gas
So I was gonna ask someone for a gas
And he's like the toilet
Well, look, I have everything but your food and water. Okay. Oh
God, oh
Not good not good at all
Like like attempted first-degree murder. This is a this is cream saint. Yeah
Just getting it up quite a bit. Oh my god
Yeah, he's a bad guy. You're a bad boy. Yeah, why are you a bad boy sir? He's not he's not a good guy
Sir, why are you doing this?
You're right cream. I worked hard for the cow. Okay, listen. Here's your charges, okay?
I
Tempted first-degree murder cream in a lawful possession of firearm that's it. That's all you're getting
How much time is that 170 months one eleven thousand seven hundred eighty nine dollars?
I'm sorry. I'll them a hundred seventy. Oh my god. Well, you told us you were gonna shoot a guy in the head
And then just walked over and did in front of all of us. Well, I
So you guys I told him oh like a majority no no
No, you said you said I'm gonna shoot that guy if he doesn't like if he doesn't stop her
If you play guilty, I'll take off 70 months. That's pretty good
One more condition. Can you hear why I shot it? All right
Hold on
I spent three weeks trying to get the Calico man, right? It blew up four times and tow truckers are always trying to tow it and the car was running out of gas, okay?
So I stopped and it's gonna ask someone for gas and they were very eager to tow such an expensive car
And I didn't like that guy anyway, just because of the way he looked and I just I didn't want to shoot him
I didn't want to shoot him
But he told my very expensive Calico that I worked hard for and and I just I don't know
It's just a car man. He could have gotten it back
Yeah, but he had right the toilet
Well, the meter wasn't paid or anything right?
Why were you out of gas?
Because it's a Calico and it takes like a tear gas. It sounds like a bad investment. Not really. It's super fast
I'm not out of like six chases with it. It's a Calico and it eats your ass. I don't know how much was that
like 70k I spent a lot of money on it and this guy had the nerve to just
throw it right in front of me it's regarding my feelings it hurt it didn't
it didn't feel right he was hurting my feelings so it's 70k for that core yeah
just about seems like a lot of money it is a my line of work yeah anyway it's
just I felt my feelings were hurt so I shot for that song enough for a fucking
lifetime okay well that I mean I mean it's not worth killing a person I need
therapy but nobody you should you should go to the hospital I mean it's
completely restructured and shit but they're probably there was also this
Nice woman with orange hair was very talkative. Yeah, orange. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure she would love to listen and talk to you
Probably yeah, well, I'm a joke you guys set up a week for me to get therapy
So no more people have to get shot. Well, what's your number? I'll give it to you. I can ask you right? Yeah
Yeah
Sure, here you go at least about effort. I didn't want to shoot him. My number is 555 7769
five five five seven seven six nine yep what and what was your name one more
time sir kareem st right yeah all right mr. st we're gonna get you set up
with therapy and I'm sure everything will go just fine before you get sent
off you're getting sued by the torch work drivers oh my how do you feel
now how are your feelings oh don't worry I'll be with you
it's gonna be put in I'm just ha rooms get to the total drivers yeah also they're
saying it's for a hate crime oh my god racist Korean not a saintly hate crime
what what was even a nationality maybe I grab was Jewish I am not Connie
I don't know why I don't you know save that for the judge. I don't I think what hate crime
It wasn't we hate crime at all
Well, you said that you felt like you hated him because he was doing cars. He can't shoot minorities man
It's fucked up. He doesn't even look like my already. Wow. Oh trucking. Well, what do minorities look like?
See
Looks like
Yeah me what's your
Yeah
Just saying I it wasn't a hate. Can you do that? Can you really sue for a hate crime?
Oh, I mean you can sue for anything. It's America. No, we know it's
Maybe I yeah, what's the premise of that?
Well, maybe I'm gonna sue him now why you didn't he didn't shoot you though. He made me shoot him
I
Mean drive you want what?
He knew I was emotional stable I give multiple warnings and he disregarded those warnings he didn't go to the cops
He didn't say hey this guy threatened me or nothing. He went right through the action
Of course, you need to shoot him so if anything it's his fault. He got shot in the head
Look man. I got you should have told you a judge. I have no idea
Well, it's still his fault. He got shot in the head. Hopefully he learned his lesson and I'm sorry that I
You guys gotta keep paper work now, sorry.
Sorry.
We don't know the law, we just force it, sir.
Sorry, we couldn't give you legal.
No, no, no, no, we know the law.
Wrangler knows the law.
No, we know the law.
Yeah, we know the law, sir.
Well, I'm not sorry for shooting him in the head.
Alright, is there no doubt to be your last words?
Say something cool.
Uh, I'm Karim Saint and I'm an old terrorist
Hey, is that what you guys saw out there?
It's been eight hours and a half
It's been
It's been?
Is it time to call it?
It's a mission but I'm tired
What are you guys talking about?
Hey, what's up?
So you running the FIB again there, uh, bunch of-
No, I'm not
Oh, okay
What now?
Just now, I'm not now doing that
I mean you got that leaf blower now. Maybe that could get you on your feet. Maybe you just like some landscaping
Yeah, you know actually I do block was just talking about that
Have a landscaping and industrial services company. Yep, get a van
Well, hey, you know your other
That just happened
Voluntary manslaughter when it was self-defense and they charge two witnesses with accessory because they corroborate our story
Hey, right, do you think this is okay? I mean your cop you gotta learn how to make your own judgment calls and shit
Okay, I think this one you can send
Because I'm not trying to go to jail again
I
Don't take a while to get to the hospital and get myself treated. Is that yes or no?
Really want to know how far I go right? So is a are you is a yes or no? It's a yes
Thank you, I think she clipped the break right to you man. Oh
I'm a lieutenant
Okay, I don't know. I don't know
What about you guys?
Yeah, I want to go now too.
You should probably move out for money to the bridge though.
I've never experienced like that.
What happened?
Like so, uh, that was amazing.
Wait, what?
Actually, you're a captain.
No, I'm not.
Captain Randy Wrangler.
No, Lieutenant Randy.
Captain Randy Wrangler.
I'm working towards it.
But right now it's Lieutenant.
I know.
It doesn't roll off the top of the show.
All right, does anyone else want to take a trip?
Yes.
Hell no.
Honestly, you could, oh, maybe this could be your job.
You can do blowjobs.
I'm not doing blowjobs, Randy.
So I would like a blowjob.
I'm going to need $1,000 if you want to take this.
Yeah, $1,000 blowjobs.
Yeah, that's an expensive blowjob.
I'll need $500.
I need $500.
Listen, I got $198,000.
I'll take $300.
OK.
All right, you guys.
Wait, hang on.
Did I just give it a cry?
Yeah, you sure did.
Are you ready?
Yes?
Do you consent to this?
I consent.
Oh my god, he's all right
You're gonna go out there
Think okay Wrangler
Sergeant or Lieutenant one of those they want us to know what fucking self-defence is okay. That was incredible
Really bad. Well, what happened? My apologies. I know the clock out there
Okay, so I would like I said I got a lawn care business, right? Yeah
So I just got some chainsaws to use for for cutting hedges cutting bushes turn the weeds
Okay, so I just got one of those one of my employees gave it to me. Just bought it for me. So it's trying
Okay, anyway, so I start trying this shit out on some weeds and this lady
Just random lady walking on a sidewalk didn't like that. I was doing it ran up
Sort of punching me in the back of the head. She me three different times before I could get my goddamn balance
I didn't know what was going on. So I turn around with the chainsaw. She runs right into me
With I just hold the chainsaw in between
She ran into my chainsaw and she was attacking me viciously while I had a chainsaw out
So she had to be fucking crazy. Okay
The level of force she gave and the way that she did it was a huge threat.
What am I supposed to drop my fucking chainsaw on the ground, right?
And chop my feet off?
What am I supposed to do?
So I turn around, she runs into my chainsaw.
Well, Air One shows up like literally 30, 45 seconds after this happens, maybe a minute.
While I'm trying to also run from other people who are angry at me for no reason.
And then the police come up, she said that wasn't self-defense.
And she gave me
Like what voluntary manslaughter would you like your cock? We saw two witnesses who want involved said that yes that happened
He's up to fit it himself and she gave them accessory. What are you good?
Did you run from the cops is that what you said? No, I didn't run from the cops. I didn't comply that didn't run
Nothing happened. I literally stayed on the scene bald man of the black shirt. Yeah, and so two other people
Yeah, I got called number one and said that I chainsaw the lady. That's all basically said chainsawing a hot dog stand
The hot dog stand was right where the weeds were I actually hit the hot dog stand
But it did like your damage on the on the weeds on the pier
Yeah, there's some weeds on the gutter right there the little little weeds growing out of the other metal great right there between the concrete and the
in the metal I
I just want to see like can I can I trim those and
By the way, those fucking weeds are hardest here. You I couldn't get them out
Did not walk away I ran away from the other three individuals running at me
And just like a hundred feet down the pier did not run out of the whole area just from the people attacking me
And I tell this to the police and they're like no not not self-defense. I mean, it's not
What it is and even the ADA agree with me local
Using a chainsaw against somebody punching you who's not self-defense
So if you get punched three times in the back of the head over and over again getting dazed
And then you got your gun out you're not gonna turn around and shoot the person
All right, 80 months for a little guy. You don't know if they got a club. You don't know what they have in there
Doesn't matter they're punching you so you punch them back or tackle them or something
You don't fucking pull a chainsaw. Oh, you use the chainsaw
It dropping the chainsaw on the ground cut your own feet off for your legs you can turn the chainsaws off, you know
Oh, yeah, let me just like fiddle with it turn it off while I'm getting beat over the back of the head
Wait, don't be insulted as you have like a weapon as I had the chainsaw out
trying to see if I could cut the weeds with it. Yeah. I mean, why don't you just take this? Oh
No, I think the ADA gonna drop. Oh, I told you because I thought maybe she was a higher like ranked in her
I don't know what she did. Well, I can't I mean I can't drop it, but I mean listen man. No, no, no
I'm not saying you dropped. I already talked to the ADA. They said they're gonna probably drop it. I
Was just saying could you give her some like discipline every action? I could I could talk to you
That's fine
We were you could take it to court and get the self-defense law change
Well, I don't think it's gonna go to court they already dropped the charges on the witnesses that they charge with
No, that's being even force
Well, but here's the thing though. There's also like a threat, you know, that's why I got the one
Well, there's a threat level too, so you have to use equivalent force so
But here's the thing though if someone's hitting you from the back of their head and that's very that's a lot of fucking fucking force
You don't know what's happening to you. You know, it's a little different than just this fighting someone in the bar
Exactly
whatever okay well whoa gotta do all that I was just talking about that one
specific office okay I'll look at their crime literally everywhere
that's where you coming back yeah all right bitch guy all right take care
dude what come on Yanni I guess we're fine car and regular you see my holsters
Anywhere
No, I'm aware those be you go look if you want to go to the car
Where's the car going?
How do the parking lot?
For here what the hell Wrangler what you just ripped your own fucking door off. I don't care about that shit
I guess. What do you do? Uh, do you need to, uh, leave a space open?
Who's in it? No, I don't know. We probably should actually.
Uh, well, what are you doing, Yanni? Well, I think I might go to, you know, it's kind of late.
I might, it's tired. All right. Yanni wants to go to bed so it works out.
Look, here, come on, uh, come on, but I gotta go. Yanni, uh, you did good.
Are you coming around another time or what are you doing? Yeah. Yeah, this was a good day.
yeah what this was a good day yeah we'll we'll get you in whenever you want
okay show up and I'll take you out your name is Yanni no it's Laurel yeah that's
what I'm saying Laurel I'm saying I'm saying your name is Laurel your name is
one of the memes from ten years ago what the hell are you talking about all you
need to see a jerkin jerkin ma penis jerk in the penis oh yeah jerk in the penis
jerk in the penis so I got a long a clock off clock out
And you know I have to
duty
I don't know about this PD Wrangler
You're talking about like here. Where's mission row? Oh, it's there. Yeah. Well, yeah
Now I'm just not too sure about this PD
Nice, who are you saluting?
all of you
That's good keep it up. Yeah, Wrangler. How come this lady won't talk to me?
You're not a cop
What?
Yeah, you're not a cop.
Yeah, you're an agent or something, right?
How?
Have I ever met you in my life?
Yes.
Have I ever met you before?
Yes.
How would you know anything about me at all?
You said it in person like ten minutes ago.
I didn't say that at all.
Someone did.
Street stock?
No.
No. We were all in a group.
Did the streets talk about me?
Oh, I thought you said your your streets talking me. Wait, is that what you said? No, did the streets talk about me? Oh, yeah
Really?
Yeah, I mean
I don't want to be here
I want to go to MRPD see you Johnny I
Know I'm thinking about just operating out there and just fucking running
Right out of that you guys ending back out there. Yeah, come on. We're gonna go down our PD and do a lot
Yeah, we got a really sour look on your face. Oh, yeah, congratulations. Oh me. Yeah
It's fucking deroges fault
What's it? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa?
Whoa, whoa, what's wrong? I'm in trouble for having a sexual history
I'm angry it makes no sense if I'm a virgin
He should be one buddy. So like now you're sounds like now you really are gonna have a sexual history
Did it
The dog
He could sleep in the cock chair for all I care
the one confused uh oh well i mean of course he's not a virgin you guys are
like in your in your 20s right i'm 30 oh god
well is that supposed to be in your 30s yes holy well yeah you shouldn't go do
a lap you shouldn't you shouldn't be a virgin well i don't see you jumping
up the chance to change it. What? I listen. I can't do that. I can't do that. I can't
do that stuff with coworkers because if I were to show you the pleasures of a grown man's
erect penis in your vagina, such as mine, penis, I mean, not vagina, then you wouldn't
be able to get any work done. You have a vagina? No. You know what? You know what? If your sex
game is as bad as your hair, I'd pass it away. Are you just gonna take that? I don't know. She's
probably upset or something. I don't know why she... I'm just gonna sit on the fence here. Don't
tell her that. Is that how you lost your virginity? No. I don't want to talk about it.
What do you not want to talk about?
Okay, well we don't have to, no one's gonna force you to talk about it.
No, that probably some sort of workplace, uh, issue.
I banged my co-worker in the back of an OfficeMax.
What?
OfficeMax, God, I will alone you.
What the hell's an OfficeMax?
27.
Oh my, no you're not.
Yeah, I am.
OfficeMax.
Yeah.
Like where the, where they have the demo desks?
desks I was doing I was doing summer work before college and
Sexual escapades in the motor pool to roast or I was supposed to talk about it
Like a normal person let's go back on duty streets are calling
Won't you get up see actually you know what can you be mad at him again for me why why just make that face of him again?
piece of shit phone hold on
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at you.
Yeah, hold that look. Hold that look.
Hold that look.
Yeah, you wanted to get buried to me, but you're not even a virgin.
You're fucked up. I don't like that.
Yeah, I'm gonna do a presentation on why we shouldn't allow dating within the PD.
Just because you're not gonna get a ass, Ranglor.
This is a meeting you can take it out on everybody else.
Listen, I had sex with 40 women on the way to work today.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
Peter I'm paid. I was just walking and they were like there he is the man with the magic penis
They tell nobody said that to you. Yes, they do. It's like RGB or something
Uh, it is RGB
real giga big
real girthy
big
RGB
I don't know what half those words made but i'm doubting them all
Yeah, you know what real or big means
I know what big means but I don't know what girthy is a girthy is quite a long word so it kind of works
It's six wasn't six. Well, it's six letters. It's two syllables. Are you a conneder?
Are you a ride-along? Don't worry about what I am. It's classified
Connect go ahead and do laps for this man's insolence. I did for it. He's not diabetic
Insolent insolent insolent
You know insolence has been not girthy
I'm not a fucking moron
Well, it sounds like you're not a fucking anything what you and
DeRosh know I can spot a virgin from a mile away and you're standing six inches
in front of me which is overestimation of your penis six times yeah you might
want to get your prescription changed because I'll have you know women scream
about how great I am at sex they scream it out and they do know they don't
respectfully I don't think I've heard one woman talk about
the sexual
had a rose actually because I'm not first off all right
I'm gonna be honest to Roche I'm I we were gonna need to talk I think
oh okay yes sir because uh I'm considering firing you we're demoting you
wow I think that you uh being in a relationship with a
subordinate is a little appropriate there's a bit of a power dynamic there
and uh... it's high and and then you're bragging about how you uh...
had uh... your first sexual assault was that at work again i'm sorry to see
pattern of where the two predator
he said office man it was a program we would have sex by now and we have it
well maybe he's maybe he's grooming
i mean have you ever had a relationship outside of the workplace
near you
yeah you do it
how many times have you had intercourse with women
That I could neither I'm not gonna disclose it much my kids
I'm not talking about today. I mean total
About like 10% of what I've done today, and I'm not I mean take my lunch break yet
Wait, have you actually kept track of how many times you've had sex?
Yeah, this happens. Oh, yeah, then he's no no no no no 23 23 no 23 partners. What is this?
Partner, oh you do you like men too what's this lady frothing? Yeah, I don't discriminate me. So yeah, so yes to answer your question
Another another gay cow
frothing at the mouth. Oh
Love the lap. Well, anyways, see you guys later
It's actually left in it
This car sucks wrangler
Sorry, your boyfriend's a whore
You're gonna marry him
You know usually you check the top shelf before you go straight to the bargain bed. I'll think about it
Well, I would have picked you right out there with them. I'm too much man for you
You can't quench my sexual desire
He's got that really good. She was
What in the fuck did you just say?
Crazy kids
Hey, did you just pay that meter?
Did you just pay that meter?
Yeah
What did you just do to a guy in blue shirt?
Yeah, just walked up to it and I looked at it
Well, I don't pull these things out to get air
Make sure you pay it. Okay. Are you flipping me off? Oh my god
Good day guys. I thought very neighborly
That's guys
I'm starving Wrangler
Here I give you a money shot meal
No, it sounds good. I'll give you a pizza sir. I'll take a pizza too. I'm really
hungry.
Eatin in front of you instead.
What? That was great. Here I got some fish on a stick. Where's the money shot?
I ate it man. You just said you were gonna give it to me. Yeah I know but it's
just so damn good it just smelled so good fuck is wrong with you I'm hungry I
love money shots yeah you definitely do I'm sure I don't know if this meeting
classified I could always cure the perimeter if you need this is we're
not having a meeting for me yep here it is there it is now this is the classic
right here Jesus this is this is what I'm see this is what I'm talking about
Wrangler we going into the back door side door there it is oh man it sounds
like someone's downstairs there's something there she is there's the
office over here I think hello the fuck is that noise hello yeah what
that there was a noise hello what is that noise yeah what's going on up there
is that what is that what am I hearing okay now as you can see yeah I
I arrested this guy.
You don't mind if I shoot him.
Yeah, that was fucked up of you.
Yeah, why'd you arrest him?
Yeah, that's bullshit.
Yeah, talk to this guy, Wrangler.
Shoot this guy out.
He chased him.
Yeah, and then he chased him down across multiple streets.
Who cares?
Fingledan's a fucking asshole.
That's what I said.
He's still a crime.
No, come on, man.
Yeah, you need to take that off my record right now.
I can't do that.
I mean, Fingal Dan is a deranged psychopath, and he's betrayed me.
I don't disagree that he is a deranged psychopath, but he still can't be chasing after him to punch him.
Yes, I can.
Did Fingal Dan go to jail?
No, he got away.
Jesus Christ.
So you overest bench guy over Fingal Dan?
You're out of your mind.
We sent troopers after him, he just got away.
Well, what were you doing?
I had him.
Okay, could you have chased? Who was he chasing? Fingal Dan?
Yeah, I was chasing him because he punched him. And then he was chasing you.
Did you see Fingal Dan running away?
I said troopers after him.
Yeah, I hopped over. Wow, we said troopers after him on media.
So hold on. So why didn't you keep chasing Fingal Dan?
Because I had him in cuffs.
You put this eye in cuffs after he just had some guy pulling an AR on me?
I put him in cuffs for that.
You should take him out of cuffs, man.
You just you just made him a prime target. Thank you Wrangler
Well, he committed a crime. I put him cuts told me what happened
I said, all right
Well, let me take you over to RPD because we already sent troopers chasing after Fingal. It's just Fingal happened to get away
He pulled a fucking AK on me
You said I had a knife and I didn't have a knife. That's what I was told
I was told you had a knife and you were chasing his ass
What do you think I just go around fucking stabbing Fingal Dan?
Motherfucker have you met people in this state? It's possible. Of course. I have I mean I've been a little sold 7 p.m. Oh
Don't listen. I understand what you I'm not chewing you out. I'm just saying that next time and I'm not saying to
Give Ben Shai any leniency. I'm just saying that you should what's the opposite of leniency
No, don't do that. That's going too hard. Well, what is it? What's a word?
I don't know what the hell is the word.
I don't actually know what the opposite of leniency is.
Yeah.
Like a discipline or something.
Being more harsh?
Yeah.
Well, whatever the opposite of leniency, just do that to Fingoldan.
Yeah.
Oh, I usually do.
Right.
I was on Troopers right after him.
Yeah.
I'd rather have more units on Fingoldan than I would Bench Guy and Cuffs is what
I said.
want to pull this on you earlier but do you know who I am I know who I am you do
know who I am nope well your bench guy the guy arrested probably but you know who
I am though come on you know I know you have J bands from the mall she has no
idea I have no idea who you are look are those shoes no they're like knock off
I didn't say knock off I said they're really cheap at the mall yeah knock off
same thing that's not what it no that's not what a knockoff is I'm gonna
tell you who I am all right okay do you know who you arrested bench guy you just
arrested the man who sat on a bench outside Burger Shot for months and months like Gandhi
you understand that yeah I don't what what's so you don't do that you don't do that ever
burger shot huh what's so important were you homeless no I'm not homeless I've got a well
I'm not saying you are homeless I've got my own building when you did that okay no
Huh, why were you sitting on a bench outside of burger shop for months?
All right, let me tell you something. Do you know what nutsackie is?
Nope, I better not be attacking notes. You ever been to burger shop downtown. I
Been to the burger shop all
Notes downtown, you know Shelly runs it
No
this burger shot what now shelly the g-pop that shirt off ppcom come up sexualizing
that saki's the restaurant across a burger shot and for months and months they were operating a
money laundering scheme and they're fucking they're in their place of business okay so i had to sit
on that bench and take notes of who was going in and out every day okay day and night that's what
i was doing on that bench yeah good night you know why i was doing that what's the damage is
classified and I can't tell you okay but rest assured if you ever okay if you ever
put me in cuffs again you're probably just doing your job all right I'm gonna
say like don't do but don't do that don't do that don't do it but don't but
don't actually do that or else it's gonna be bad you're saying what I'm
If I say I'm gonna arrest you I'm telling you right now if you arrest me for anything, it's gonna be bad for you
I'm talking about we're talking about career-ending shit here. Do you understand? That's fine
That's fine. Yeah, if I arrest you for committing a crime and I get fired for it
Listen, I'm to be clear this is between you guys. I'm not gonna fire anyone for arresting you
Yeah, I didn't think I was gonna get fired for arresting somebody committing your crime
Well, I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm going to
But I don't know who he knows so I know some very very powerful people all I know is that you sat on a bench across from burger shop
Do you really want to mess with a man who's capable of doing something like that? I mean, there's a lot of people who do that
I don't know
There's not there's really not
There are not a lot of people in this city people do it every day. They don't do it outside of burger shop
Yeah
Let's cut all the bullshit
Yeah
All right
All right, we're good apology. All right. Apologize. All right. It wasn't an apology. Thank you for a ball
Wasn't an apology. Yes, you did
I was gonna say I'm sorry for disappointing you on that, but she didn't though.
I'm learning so much.
Don't learn from that.
Learn from me.
Good learn.
Go for here, Rockford.
Well, I sure did.
All four cameras.
I'd rather learn from you.
Stop!
Jerk in the penis.
Fucking!
Jerk in the penis.
Stop fucking!
Yeah, yeah, that Barry's and Creamy guy outside the room.
Rockford.
This is the old armor.
I used to buy my scars right here.
Whoa.
Yeah, now you can buy a sniper rifle here.
I don't want a sniper. I want my scar
I mean you got a leaf blower
It's a leaf blower. That's not a weapon. I thought we're gonna go to the captain's office. Yeah, let's say they'll sit in here for a little bit
This is what we used to do. I'm not standing. We gotta get back to this
Look at us Wrangler. It's just like old times. We really gotta get back to doing this. We have to
Why don't you why don't you pull a cadet in here?
All right, let me take a look. Yeah, you do that. I'm gonna get changed. I can't I can't wear this
Hey Ronnie Baggins, who is that?
All right, come on down to
MRPD and
There's a woman in the hotel a hose shine get hose shine and put her in cuffs and bring her down here, too. Okay
Got it
RPD Lobby put her in cuffs bring her to MRPD meet me in my office
Because my phone is
Did oh gee get the damn shirt off pee-pee koon-kum you guys are gonna get in trouble
sub
Trying to figure out do it. I'm telling you guys
You're gonna get in trouble. I'm telling you it was a nice subathon. I don't think it ends tonight. Do you think it will?
I think it's gonna be sketchy tonight. I think I think tonight's gonna get a little dicey
You don't think you oh
Man the world's got a flow
We'll see man, Oilers could be tapped, but if it does last until 10am, that's when the promotion starts and then people can really start pumping.
You'll be guarding the door sir.
Yeah, yeah, one second. I'm just fucking with something real quick.
No, no, you're good.
And he said plus three hours.
So like, five, we'll do 540.
That's a nice guy.
And I'll test it myself, it's not a good guy.
DJ Dave with five gifted yeah thank you for helping me test yep all right
that's right nice saying plus 60 seconds I don't know why though just ignore
I mean, it's not actually six.
She's reporting one of her weapons is either missing or something.
Oh, you guys got to pump this.
Oh, that's like, what, like, seven?
Oh, man.
That's a sketchy time.
Play the song again.
I played it once, man.
Just pretend it's on.
God, that's a sketchy time.
Yes, I keen. Thank you so much for the gifted sub. Oh my god. Oh my god guys wrangles.
I gifted good. Oh my god. Good. That's good. We just now if everyone just does that once if
L everyone just does what Elbedo did one time. Right. Oh, you don't want this. You do not
Not one of us at 30k something.
This guy's at 912 plus 123 Eclipse.
You don't.
You'll help out.
Good job, Fatal.
I mean, if I get T-Size.
Yes.
He has my voice line for us.
This is actually what we need.
I'm literally sending that clip to my lawyer.
And I'm just gonna be doing it.
Laundra pop.
Yup.
I gifted.
When I got A-Till last time for talking to shit,
you put me as an lawyer.
Fatal mistake with five.
This is actually what we need.
We actually do need this.
Thank you, Fatal.
Thank you, T-Size.
Thank you, Laundra.
Yup.
No, I don't like this guy straight up warrior. Okay six hours good warrior
Angie Bob five gifted subs. I don't I don't get it. If everyone hates this is how this is actually helping
Doesn't he realize he's kind of ruining everyone else's op. This is actually helping
I'm wrangler and you've been wrangled pal bro. This. Yep. This is a good till morning crew
yep happy kill more gifted five that's what we need I'm tired of pentas bullshit
his RP is one guy it's a harass five gifted good does good anonymous that
look like I don't get it that's a tech mom they're like why do you keep playing
it yo okay he's kind of ruining everyone else's RP this actually is helping
this actually is helping this actually is helping guys and you've been
wrangled top roll what are you are you a cadet sir yes sir once you are reaching
that cabinet behind you and grab me a drink
having met him in real life and then hand it to me yes sir he likes to make
people angry be easy man five gifted
sons Peter with ten guys wrangler
slander that helped up at an hour see
that's all it took I miss if I if I get
proof that he has my for you know
for a sub peter with 10 that clip to my life it's upset to me there you go five
five good there you go good five feet away come over here and hand it to me
closer now now yep now hand it to me now stand over by the couch sir sir I
I love these things
What do you got there? Oh, yeah, nice. It's plus 20 seconds
Mmm, that's on it. So that's on spicy sir. That's good one bit was 20 seconds
Yeah
Let me hold on let me do this real quick so it doesn't get completely fucked hello there um she did request a lawyer by the way
Okay, all right
Give me a second. No problem. Would you like me to let him down there with her? Yeah, sure. That's fine
I'm not gonna lie wrangler. We look good
This is how it was. This is nice. It's how it should be right here. I agree. I agree. Well, I got
Hey Tony the gay lawyers here use all of that every bit is 20. Yeah. I mean, I'm resetting everything hold on
You can give bids if you want, but it's not going to do anything.
That's so long.
I think the timer got fucked up at one point.
No big deal.
Nothing a quick retcon won't finish, I fix.
Ah, ha.
Tier one, and I'm attracted to that.
All right, tier one, 45 seconds.
Tier two, yep, nice.
Oh, then five minutes should add like or five gifts and such.
Yeah. Good job, Cadet.
Two.
Thank you, sir.
You know who you remind me of?
Who's that?
You have a cadet named Fwetti.
Yeah, I'll tell you.
There we go.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, look, it got fucked up from the bits.
I couldn't begin to replicate that.
You describe a little bit what it's on the light.
Took off fucked up from the bits.
I won't be doing that.
You can thank that guy that I had to ban.
I think it's saying it, but is it adding any?
I think he had a similar name because I like this.
But we're not out of time.
That's it.
Oh, right there.
Yeah, you just did it.
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
That's it.
Congratulations on getting out.
Oh, thank you very much.
Yeah.
Are you both cadets?
Yes.
Once you get to a thumb war right now it wasn't adding before either. Oh, I thought it was
Let's fucking shoo your ass good. All right, let's do it one two three four
Come on
Oh, so strong.
So how many how many minutes do you guys need?
All right, I'm going to have to read this one.
How many minutes now?
Congratulate him.
13 like in front of you, too.
Or do you have infrared in front of us and congratulate him?
I mean, OK.
So on the couch.
No, no, congratulate.
OK. No, no, what?
Forty four minutes.
What do you mean, sir?
Like tell them good job.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let me just.
Oh, so I don't need to sit on the couch, sir?
No.
Oh, OK.
Job well done.
All right, now you sit on the couch.
Now you sit on the couch.
There you go.
OK.
All right, could that sit on the couch?
You're cadet one.
And the other guy is cadet two.
Now cadet two, you see that water jug
over there in the corner?
Sorry, sorry.
Get a cup full of water right now.
OK, sir, sir.
Good job, Chad.
He fell for it.
What?
What are you having these guys do?
All right, now toss it in his face.
Toss it in the guy's face.
Sir, yes, sir.
Oh, gosh, it's so cold.
It's not adding time.
Perfect.
It is adding time, not for bits, though.
It is for cells.
Oh, yeah, that's definitely old.
That's dirty water.
Oh, god.
I got to go interrogate someone.
Keep having them do cadet exercises.
I got the lawyer is back. I'm not going
You'd go if you want come on. Let's go. Oh, yeah, the bits are now
Jesus Christ, I've heard the spontaneous combustion. Yeah, this is a lawyer lawyer
Just take a seat right there and Tony. I'll be with you in a second. I just gotta use a little boys room
Little boys
No, you stay out here you stay out
I think we're supposed to stay out of here.
Oh, got it.
Yeah.
None shall pass.
Cut it.
Yeah, be advised, the vertical is registered to an Armstrong Maxwell.
Sorry correction.
Martinez is last night Armstrong Martinez.
Alright, Chad, it's a freak off match, my freak.
Come, come.
That's so long.
The fuck, are you good?
What are you doing?
Wrangler, what are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, whoa!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Wrangler, what are you doing?
Sir!
Wrangler!
It's your hands!
Wrangler!
I got it off their down!
Their hands!
You better put that gun down right now.
He's dead!
You need to call a medical right now.
Call a medical.
Oh, okay.
What happened to me?
What the fuck?
Am I okay?
Sir, how many fingers am I holding up?
holding up one kind of yeah yeah I think he's okay all right I'm okay here
let's go guys we got a terrible swimming on me again what the fuck is
happening why you was a client down there no one told you do that why did I
hear something about a gun why are you right down there I said to sit back
here something about a gun look I'm trying to find my client not put some
sketch is going on. I'm trying to see if it's fine. Nothing sketchy is going on. What the
fuck does it matter with you? Yeah, you're freaking out man. You're freaking out man.
You're having an episode actually. Hey, is anyone searching this guy? Yes sir, I did not
have anything on it. Alright, let's go talk to him. Let's go talk to the client. It's
good to see you again Tony, the gate lawyer. I'm not gay. I'm pretty straight. You're
You're gay? So is Wrangler.
I'm not gay.
Who's the client? John Paul?
No, no, not John Paul.
I think we killed that guy.
Hello, Hoshun.
I think you can just call me Hoshi.
It's easier than my last name.
Oh, OK.
Hoshi?
Yeah, Hoshi.
Hey, how'd you know I was looking for you?
My lawyer told me, because I've
been working with him on getting information
about the hospital and it's what this guy's no no no no ember oh ember said
that oh yeah yeah ember told me that you were looking yeah I heard that you're
suing for discrimination or something yeah which I found out there's no log
in so right now I'm trying to work on getting laws what are you Chinese or
Japanese or something
What kind of white are you
Yeah, we're part of Europe or your parents or grandparents
Okay, good
That's guys Irish
Look at us here
Thank you Wrangler appreciate that
Yep
Let's see what it uh, yeah, okay
This is a health code, what are you sure? I don't know is this just a fine
Yeah, so I'm guessing this has something to do with the hospital. Yeah
Yeah, she's psychotic.
Yeah, she wants me to charge you with the,
because you took more than one med kit out
when you weren't supposed to.
So if you would, I would,
if it'd be okay for me to explain.
Yeah, that's what we're here for.
So I had just gotten trained on,
and I've been absent.
Last week I got trained on,
and there were no set limits on med kits.
So, I was finally able to come in for like 10 to 20 minutes to the hospital.
I learned that there's new management and all these new rules.
People at the hospital were bickering back and forth and what the rules were.
So I was like super confused.
I don't know what was going on, but I wasn't able to stay in the hospital long to get
like proper training or anything.
So I come in, I think like a day or two later and I go to speak to higher management.
And she's actually someone that was there.
I didn't know her at the time, but I was warned that there is new management and this
management is like psychotic.
Big word psychotic.
I mean, that's very clear on what that is.
I do think she, personally, I think she needs a mental exam.
Sorry, I'm getting out of a little hand here.
a mental examination
Yeah, she thinks that there's people after her and
She well practices that she does. I don't know if I
Following her or something. I really don't know
like chasing her down like if you were to say like
Or bring in like a camera and a thing
She would think that you're automatically there to
like, chase her down or find out who she is or take her information. I really think that
she has something wrong. Probably like a schizophrenia or something. I really don't know who she is
and why she's kind of like the way she is. So I can't really comment on that type of
stuff. I really don't know where she is, but she is making decisions that would definitely
recommends. I'm so sorry, I'm getting a little off track.
So basically, you're not nervous, are you? Are you nervous?
No, not at all. Absolutely not. I'm very confident that this is
going to blow over, especially with the person.
No, I understand you. You come in here thinking that I
can't be nervous. You're all good.
No, I'm not. I'm really not.
Wait, wait, one second.
See, no.
What?
What is she being charged with?
This is non-compliance with the state operational.
Oh, no, no, no.
It's a public health code, but no, no, no.
What is it?
Oh, yeah.
Maybe it is the non-compliance with the state operation code.
But I think I got to, uh, it was, it was for, um,
So taking out more than one med kit is what she wanted me to charge her with
Yeah, but this states repeated compliance non-compliance if it's not repeated. Well, how many how many med kits did you take out?
I mean don't answer that don't answer that. Oh
I would like to be completely honest. Yeah, thank you
Acting in your best interest right now
Yeah, that's turning you against me. No, I'm just
The two of us here are working together. Yeah, I think all of us in the room want to work together
It's it's not a big deal. Like I'm really not worried. She's trying to charge me for something that
Clearly is a big misunderstanding. Like I said, I was trained on I was never actually on a full official shift
I just heard about new management was trained differently. I went in there to get information on what was going on
I mean, I'm trained that there's no limits on med kits or anything like that, right?
So how many did you take out?
I don't think anything you did is criminal, by the way.
I had six med kits on me.
Okay, so then she repeatedly took it out five extra times, so.
Wait, what?
I mean, I mean, if, if, if we're really talking about, I mean.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, this is from Academy.
Yeah.
But I, but I don't, I don't know.
know. Yeah, I know. This is from Academy. But I don't really think that I can. I mean,
this is just, this is just a fine number one and number two. I think it's supposed to be
against a business. See, that's the thing is I haven't been in the city and it plays
a big part like I got hired and then I had to. Why'd you get fired? Literally, I,
I would tell you it's discrimination more than anything else.
So when I went to go speak to her,
it was all about why are you moving like that?
You see how I'm jittering a little bit?
It's just kind of how I release my energy.
I have ADHD and it just,
it helps me like feel better when I move.
I've heard of that.
A little bit and yeah.
So.
That's the thing everyone has to know.
It's what it's called is stimming.
Yeah, mostly everyone has it.
Oh, John Sims.
So I'm stimming it.
Oh, I don't know who that is.
Oh, do you know John Sims?
Oh wait, hold on, no, no, I do that.
That's when you guys are good,
hired, not finished any academy and stuff, yeah.
That's crazy, that guy,
I don't know how someone who doesn't finish academy
in the least few days gets hired on for a management goal.
What's paramedic academy like?
Do you have to learn how to play blackjack on a roof?
There is no academy, like for this guy.
Like you do not need to come or train anybody.
What is it normally?
Um, Academy is a three hour long, three to four hour long, like mostly just probably
SOPs and shit.
SOPs and physical training with learning how to handle vehicles, treat patients, etc.
They prepare you for the big city when it comes to, let me ask you something.
No, that may ours is, you know, that makes some three hours.
You don't mind if I eat this old fish in front of you, do you?
Why don't you want to do that?
That's not old.
I just got that today.
If it is old, you're going to get food poisoning.
Let's focus up on what rank was asking you, okay?
I don't really have any.
I just wanted to follow up, but I mean, I'm looking at...
No, so right now there's just a lot going on with her.
Like I said, I haven't had any training and then I hear there's new management and
hospital staff are bickering about what the rules are. I want clarification. I go in
and I'm being completely honest with it. I was like, hey, so I'm hearing something about a one
med kit rule and I just got back from academy basically. And I have, you know, six because
there was no limit. They told me there wasn't a limit on med kits and what you could have.
They said they recommend like five, like basically five to have on you of what you
you can treat patients and stuff. And I mean, it's clear information that this person is
brand new to the medical field. I mean, I don't know if she has an experience, but brand new
to the hospital. So, I mean, I'm literally coming out of Academy just to get, just to talk to this
woman and tell her, hey, like, I'm just trying to understand stuff. I want to take an L away
until I can understand things. And if you can hear in my voice, I am pretty sick too. So
So I wanted to take some time to get better.
Sadly, I've been spending more time trying to fix
whatever this is and getting people protected
in their jobs.
And I haven't been able to find the best for you.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
OK, I mean, I don't know.
I mean, I truly am one like care for people.
This is bigger than what I thought it was before like with her
She kept mentioning my disability and making jokes about it the whole time when I was trying to have a serious conversation with her
Yeah, she just kept making jokes and at a certain point I was like, hey can I speak to someone else what you say?
She called you stemmer
Stimming girl
ADHD girl if I were to why can't my I actually brought a voice recording device with me
Oh, I can't remember exactly where to where what she said I'd have to revisit that. Okay, because I did hear that this one was
Quite psychotic and I wanted to protect myself because of the things I did here within that small time of being
on duty from the 10s 20 minutes
So I did protect myself not knowing who I was going to speak to that day, okay
Um, but no, she did make a really, really gross joke about my ADHD telling me, oh, you
wouldn't have forgot things if you had a, she I'm like, I'm brand new.
I don't know anything that's going on right now, but the moment I mentioned the med kits,
it's on, you don't forget there.
Yeah.
The moment I mentioned the med kits, she just got extremely aggressive.
It was like, turn around and put your hands up.
And I was like, wait, what?
And then I proceeded to give her the med kits because I'm, I don't want to
lose a job.
I, I love medical.
I've been in medical for years.
And then I was really excited to get my visa approved here
and become medical again.
Like I have years of experience in the field.
So, I mean, obviously, I mean, hall monitor?
Yeah, how would you feel about being a hall monitor?
I mean, for what departments?
Like, for the police.
I'm looking for a guy or a girl or whatever.
If you want dispatch, you're really good at dispatch.
I'm really good.
Dispatch, sorry.
Yeah.
My codes, I need a little bit working on, but right now,
for example, it would like to be 10.8, but I'm kind of.
You have to talk to them.
They're working on.
Off of the job.
You know what I mean?
Just a little distance.
We're going to give you.
Yeah, they're higher in there.
That's separate.
I don't deal with dispatch stuff in there.
But just some things up.
It came to a certain point because she kept mentioning my disability.
After she checked my pockets and got all of my kids,
she started questioning me about my equipment. I was like, yeah,
like this is all my equipment she mentioned. Um, I don't know what she was
trying to get at. And I was like, um,
I think she was trying to accuse me of stealing all of the cleaning supplies,
but I do have receipts for cleaning supplies.
I have in contact with the mechanic shop down the street here. Um,
I do clean the mall on occasion. I mean,
I have people that can literally vouch for me that for this type of stuff, I'm not the type
of person to put myself in a position where I could get hurt.
Or discriminate myself in any way.
Is an American living with a disability as well?
I definitely sympathize with you.
You're really good at this.
But at the end of the time of that conversation, I was like, I want to speak to someone
else because it wasn't getting anywhere, you know, and I don't want to sit there and be
discriminated against for my disability. It got to a point where I was like, this is not
working out. I need to speak to someone else. She walks into a room. I walk towards the
door to the elevator. I didn't go through the doors or anything to sit in their way
with someone. She comes up with a gun in her hand and tells me I'm relieved of duty.
To where I'm like for all the way, why do you have a gun? I really don't know.
I don't even have a gun license.
I don't carry any weapons on me.
I really don't want to carry any weapons on me.
I'm just not who I am.
I really feel safe without any sort of,
I don't know what kind of sense does that make?
I just don't, personally, I just don't feel safer.
Well, but what are you gonna do
if something pulls a gun on you?
I'm compliating.
I mean, what the fuck is that?
Oh, it's just a leaf blower.
Wrangler, are you blowing people again?
No, that was yesterday, and I had to match force.
You're blowing people up.
Wrangler, I'm still kind of upset about my car.
I'm sorry about your car, man,
but I was trying to clean that sidewalk.
You shouldn't have driven there.
It's really fucked up.
It wasn't even on the sidewalk.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
I mean at this point you're kind of harping me about it a bit and I've already said sorry
what do you want me to do?
I just want the repair.
Come on.
I want to see Dolly Parton naked.
Same.
I've never seen someone whip something that big out from their pant leg before.
What the fuck is that?
There's no way.
A lot of jokes to be made right there.
Somebody make a joke about that.
There was no start.
Especially with that with big things.
I
Okay, I'm not charging her right
No, I don't think so. Oh
I mean, I mean, I need definitely like I can't just be like I don't know
and then I
Just I know I haven't done anything wrong
Like I'm very I know I haven't done anything wrong
And if you were to ask anyone the street on their experience with it with the hospital
I feel like this woman is after everyone right now thinking that like someone's after her
Yeah, I know that I haven't break in any laws and that's why I'm able to just speak to you as open as I am right now.
I had it all my I appreciate that you know us us Americans with disabilities got to stick together so I do appreciate that.
I was a well I am so I mean I was I'm thank you. Yeah, you see that much. Yeah, I am.
Until he's blowing people's cars
People's cars wait
Till wranglers rain your friends, okay, then you might change your tune
I mean I have I think witnessed you once yell at people from Bahama moment when there was like a stabbing
Yeah, I I saw that
I'm sad about that
Well, yeah, that's cuz three people running around drunk stabbing each other. Yeah, I deal
I think there was like a there was a so there was a predicament it was a bright one or something
I would sit there just trying to interview with a bunch of people and then we're just sitting around
Someone else walk in I was told it was I was like that's wrangler. That's guy. That's always mad at people and angry
I was like, that's why I'm like really surprised that you're so sweet right now. Like what the fuck you're not angry
You're like so sweet. Well, you know, I'm just trying to figure it out
I mean if anything, you know, I'm probably gonna press charges on yeah, well, I'm gonna talk
Let me see why she pulled a gun on you doesn't make any damn sense. Yeah, I really don't know why she had a gun on her
Like I was not a thread at all. I don't have any weapons on me. She literally searched me
She literally searched me. Yeah, so she knew I didn't have a weapon on me
But she pulled a gun on me. It was by her side. It wasn't pointed at me
Yeah, but when she did tell me I was a week of duty and to hand it all my stuff
I mean, she did have a gun by her side.
There are people who convalesced for that, too.
People at the hospital that did witness the incident.
I don't know the names of the people.
I believe it was a girl with orange hair and braids.
They're all white hair and a ponytail.
Is it orange or orange?
Orange, up.
Orange.
I'm sorry, I'm from Boston.
I think I said orange.
That's a bad word.
Sometimes I say things a little weird.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
A little Boston, yeah.
And regular.
If one of these EMS people pull out of, like,
I don't even know how to explain a fucking chainsaw,
I mean, like, it's not legal, like.
Hey, I think they use those in surgeries and stuff.
You've heard of that red button, Joe?
They are, yeah.
There are specific stars that they use to saw bone
because bone is a good thing.
Yeah, bone is all, yeah, that's it.
But they are smoking in the hospital,
and that can kill so many people because of the oxygen tanks
and pipes that they have running through there.
We smoke here all the time.
Yeah, but when a hospital has built
with oxygen tanks for surgeries, oxygen tanks and pipes,
which if a little piece of ash or fire hits that,
the whole hospital can blow up.
But they've smoked in hospitals
for longer than they haven't.
Oh, I think so.
Right?
So how come no hospitals have a blue wall?
Nowadays it's like, nowadays, I mean,
If you want to look it up, I'm pretty sure you could find a couple out there.
I saw this documentary once where this clown blew up a hospital, but outside that, I don't know.
Permission to ask a question, sir?
What's the question?
She is DMS, correct?
I'll let you ask that.
Okay.
Not anymore.
No, she, like I said, at the end of that, she was like, I relieve you of duty and sharing.
But you have medical training?
I have medical training and I just don't have my license here anymore, which is really fucking upsetting
Well my question is do you know bones
Do I know about bones or yeah? Yeah, are you are you how familiar are you with bones?
The names of them stuff like well just in general the rapper. I mean
I mean, I've done surgeries and stuff.
I think that's called a cast.
I'm like handling them a little bit.
Okay.
But the names for bones is something I'm a little, you know.
No.
Okay.
I'm going to brush it off.
Yeah.
Well, no problem.
I mean, we'll get out of here.
So, and then we'll just, we'll figure it out.
So.
I mean, Ringo, is there a way we can get like a case about this or like something
writing about that this happened?
Um, what do you want to really help the case? Um, I thought that when you when I was soon for discrimination
I didn't know an Irish girl was gonna walk in here
Not some like
No, I mean I've tried to sue for discrimination, but I've been in contact Amber
There's like another lawyer that I just started talking to you and I obviously met this fine
You know what you should sue for? It's a discrimination.
I can't say my name.
So you can.
Yeah, it's America. You can sue anyone, right?
No, no, no.
Apparently, there's no law in the city about me suing for discrimination.
But you know what you should try to sue for?
You should try to sue for what?
Let's get that law in straight.
Try to sue for a wrongful termination.
That's what you should try to sue for.
That's what I was trying to lead it to.
I was trying to say, do we have contracts?
What do we have? I mean, it's a whole ordeal.
Yeah. As of right now though, with her in charge of EMS and the way she's doing it.
I think R.P. certainly should have like, uh,
practices. She is teaching everyone,
because it's so boring when people can just fire people.
I've taken pictures of things going on like elevator,
EMS running around with chainsaws, shooting people.
I, I think it's a lot more fun.
I really would not feel comfortable being under her, um,
under her guidance after what she's done to me and how she's made me feel.
R.P., I think so too.
You know, you don't want to work for someone that has done nothing but treat you like shit and
I've done nothing. Don't become a cop then
Oh, I mean cops have different training, but
Yeah, I mean you guys got to be aggressive with each other with everything going on like get the shit done right now and
I need results
Pictures of spider-man is crazy. It's a wrong city picture of spiders man
We're in the wrong. Okay. All right. Well, that sounds good. Well, uh, you know, I mean, yeah, I'm not I could I I'm not gonna work on a report because I'm not gonna press any charges on her. So technically, I appreciate it. But, uh, yeah, but we got all that cleared up. So it's fine.
Yeah, I'm a little worried back there, Wrangler.
Why? I'm a fair guy.
No, no, I was over there. I really heard something about a gun and put that down.
Don't worry about that. Where the hell did on?
Uh, a malicious girl.
He's outside, sir.
Alright, well let's go everyone.
Come to the table.
Yeah, let's get her out of here.
Alright.
What the hell was that all about?
You want the shorter long version?
Short.
OK.
New director at EMS is firing, or I'm
sorry, new director at the hospital is firing all the EMS.
There's a new law where EMS can't have more than one med kit.
She got fired because she pulled a bunch out.
I was just looking into that.
But it's not really a criminal charge.
I don't really give a shit.
I want to pump.
Let's pump, right?
I'm saying yeah, I want to pop on here. Let's let's let's hop down a little soul real quick
We usually get some bumps there. Oh, I got some really good peace thoughts
Really? Oh, yeah
Beautiful guns you want to see a pump tonight? Yeah, I'd like to see a pump. I
Got me and I got to get a pump in
Yeah, I got a good one in maybe we could duplicate some keys
Yeah, duplicate some PD keys here
Uh-uh. Yeah, we could probably do that.
Sure. I can get you, Key. It's weird seeing me RP with the cam on.
Taking your sweet time, Cadet. Some people are saying they kind of like it.
Why don't you go ahead and do jumping jacks while Wrangler fucks with the car?
Yes sir, I was sending him a picture of Spider-Man.
I didn't ask. I don't know where he's at though.
All right now, what about the pictures?
Personally, I hate it.
Yes, for a picture of Spider-Man. I want to make sure I kind of tilt him right away.
We'll do polls every day.
What's your name?
Ronny bag in sir. Ronny? Yes sir. Get in the fucking car. Yes sir. It makes me want to donate more.
Neckadettes, do you know anything about pumping? Yeah, do you usually pump up the jam when you pump?
Oh my god. I've heard legends. What legends have you heard? I heard one time, I heard Wrangler
Wrangler and bench guy held the door open for an old woman and then at the end of the night
I got in trouble last time for talking to him, he has an alarm
I got put my voice as an alert on his stream
Wait, really? Whoa, that's pretty uh, yeah, that's a five gifted
Whoa, we need that. Yeah, and they're, they're so they're really good
Hey, uh, what's your, uh, what's your state ID there, uh, Benjia?
What you don't remember it no
It's uh, there you go. You got keys one of three eight seven three
There you go
Let me tell you something boys
Sir, sir. Yes, you know me and regular one time. We're up in Toledo
And we're just driving around up there shooting the shit we saw a guy run a red light, okay?
Yep, that's all he did was run a red light
Wrangler happened to turn this running a red light
Into a chain raid that lasted 16 hours Jesus Christ
It was a long chain right now
Well, I'm against was everybody compliant and they were happy to admit to their accountability of the day
No, they tried to kill us. Oh
Well, yeah, they were they were shooting at us and
With guns, yeah, oh shit how's this? Oh, this is one of my pump spots
It's a good one very good pump spot actually, you know what shit if we wanted to
We could take air one out and do a border patrol I was going
You guys wanna do that? It's a little foggy though.
It's kind of foggy.
It's a little foggy. We'll wait till the sun comes up.
Pump up the jam. Pump it up.
So, so what happened?
What do you mean?
Was that a bad woman?
Oh, no.
She seemed really nice.
Goddamn walking off just keeps sending me nothing, man.
But you know, she does, um...
Let's do a quick sandwich real quick.
go to the gas station get a quick sandwich in real quick but yeah this is
walking on she's cute she's new director of the hospital she keeps sending
me nothing I got a lot of benefit for some shit I gotta write that search warrant
now that I got promoted I'm probably gonna hell what that statue was obscene
oh yeah but you know that's all right I guess speaking of obscene have you
You guys been to Kiki's organic clothing in the mall?
No, no.
They have glory holes everywhere.
Wait, what? What the fuck?
What the fuck is a glory hole?
It's a hole where you stick your dick in and then somebody else says that you don't know about it, sucks it.
Hey, what is this? A woman?
What the hell?
What is this? Hey, I wanna suck.
My juice is back there.
I can't get to the milk!
I think that- is this a fridge?
I can't get to-
to my fucking juice and milk is back
there
let me see if I can get it for you yeah
oh man I can't I can't I can't I can't get
him to get around I think it's fucking
happy see the shit that's going what
happened I can't get by fucking the
juices back here man
was the milk what the fuck is this
what is this I don't know it's a
GP watch what the hell's GP I think
that means goblin penis
Oh, do I have to hold it someone want to watch where the face is a goblin and his erect penis is the uh minute hand
I want to want someone
Hey, is anybody need a car radio?
My god, I can't get my juice. Oh
Do you want to do I mean do you want to go to different store? Oh?
A radio and can hot dogs. Hey, they're selling drills here, too. I am changed
Get my juice to the room.
Look at the sandwich though.
The sandwich the perp sandwich the diamond and the purples.
It would do should we should we grab a drill?
I'm grabbing some scratch offs real quick just to uh you know.
Okay I'll grab a drill.
God damn it.
Huge.
RNG primed.
I
Know
Hey, scratch off gang, we're not getting any of those. I don't do those
No, no fucking we're not gonna judge you it's okay. No you can't man. You can dig through those. You can't do that
Yeah, gambling. Yeah, you know what you don't want to do that. Hey 300 bucks. I'll
uh Jesus Christ delicious are you okay man
I found an old can of canned hot dogs I think it was from Gladys yeah you can't
eat that soft oh god why don't you go ahead and stand right over all right do
You can send to this fully.
There he goes.
He blew it so hard.
He cleared the house.
Lace is out.
Nice job, sir.
I love that.
They love it.
You're giving some good blowjobs, don't you?
I'm not going to lie.
You should be blown, right?
I don't think I'm going to miss
being arrested putting me in severe debt.
People are paying $300 for that?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Who's not wearing their fucking seat belt?
Come on, J-Balt.
That was me, I apologize.
Now we wave.
I can't see anything over this fucking wall.
Yeah, that's a little better.
You guys big fan of the show, Reboot?
Guys, it's quiet time right now.
All right, we can talk in the afternoon.
We're just waiting on the big pump.
We're going to get one here, I bet, too.
About that time of night.
How long have you guys been cadets?
Over a month, sir.
Jesus Christ, you haven't learned anything
What does that mean? What are you saying Ronnie?
Nervous are you?
All right, what have you learned in your as your time as a cadet?
I've learned that
You know some some people like carry class to you then shoot and then you know they get arrested because they're doing bad
No, I'm not like
Yeah, I'm a little nervous
Jesus
I've been a cadet for four hours
Okay, what have you learned? Oh
Did you get my therapy?
Did I I don't know I don't know if that the therapist is around
I'm just going to the hospital to a charge
Okay, because you do need therapy you're sick. There's something wrong with you. I agree like I almost just killed this dude
I just got out of prison. Yeah, you you you're you're you're done. You're a dangerous
I'm working on it regular. I'm working on it. Okay
Anyway, it's just wish me luck man
All right. Well, yeah, good luck
Thank you. You have a good one. Okay
Hey, you know where you know, you could blow people in this parking garage. Oh, I'm not gonna do that
No, no, no. Here, look.
You could blow me, sir.
You got a little blow balcony up here, right there.
One of you cadets, get out.
Yeah, that's a...
Alright, stand on the, uh, yeah.
Perfect. Little hot, yeah, a little higher.
Alright, do you both fully consent to what's about to happen to you?
No matter what.
Yeah, let's go get him.
Who was that one therapist we used to talk to?
Pixie Plum?
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, it's like you use a pixie plum right now. Where's um, you're talking about the hospital. Who's the director?
Person I'm walking off. Where's uh, where's rivet? I don't know
Haven't seen him. I mean he's a somebody needs to find him. Yeah, that'd be good finding rev
good guy that'd be helpful I think you're right up there you okay oh there
is oh oh you're not feeling too good here put them down that's it look at
you're just blasting off again I feel it feel free to jump on any time now
you're actually on board anytime you want to ride around good oh thank you
There's the other one I think he's just what I think he's
Yeah, I think he's on him in the orbit. I
Don't think he's
Where's he at?
No, you sent him into orbit. He's gone. I killed a cadet. No
He's just an orbit right now. And there's no air in orbit. I mean, how do you know?
Because it's it's orbit. There's no oxygen up there. Well, I mean
Science? Yeah but you've never been there.
What are those lines of? God look at the shit hole.
Soiler textile? Soiler.
Oh this is the trooper PD right there. Yeah yeah it's pretty nice in there.
Once I get open.
Oh snows here. No I haven't seen snow.
What about copper?
No, I don't know. I don't see copper.
All the time.
Ripley?
No, no Ripley.
There's no troopers.
What the fuck is happening?
There's no troopers.
They got dissolved. I don't know where they're all at.
Well, I mean, there are, well, we're troopers. There's no elite troopers.
Man, I gotta tell you, those...
That was an elite force.
Yeah.
You know, it was, it was another group.
What the hell is this?
Pizza this.
Oh that's a pizza joint it's joint damn we're gonna have a little pizza war, huh?
What do you mean pizza war? What do you think's gonna happen between them and Maldini's? Oh, Maldini's is in
It's not a business
What the fuck what yeah, I think they shut down
There's just pizza this
There is a pos actually there's another yeah, there's there's another place
I don't know what it's called. It's called like a
Pizza that oh, yeah, maybe that you guys like pizza. Yeah
Love pizza. I hate it really
How can you hate pizza? It's so good. It's sand pizza. I hate this shit. It's so it's so simple though. It's so good
nasty
But it's good
When does the car over a torpedo?
What did you just say yes torpedo was yeah, I'm gonna kill you
It was the sandwich from burger shop. It's one of the most delicious
pieces of
creation ever
ever put on between
Bones oh
So like a ho you ever played those?
Yeah, not the greatest though. What about my penis? That's been in between some buns. I was a good one sir
Thank you. I know I'll let's let's get in a shoot out. I want to shoot some people
I'm trying to do a shoot out. Okay. Oh, yeah
Well next up. There's one
I don't have a gun is that okay?
Well, yeah, you can blow them
I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
But uh, I mean can you hand him a gun?
Uh, yeah, I, I, I got no extra gun.
Uh, no, I'll just use my tether if you really want me to.
I gave him the tether.
Cadet, let's hear some comms right now.
Alright, 76 on, uh, the power freeway ahead of west.
Well, I actually just do it on the radio.
This last 100 plus one shows 76 MRPV ditching transport.
we'll work on that yeah that needs work that's it whoa god damn all right he's
i don't know why did that
i could not tell you why i did that uh are you good yeah i'm good i'm just getting those uh
you know pre robbery jitters that's right we crash before we get there is there a fleece
Being Rob
I'm gonna get a gun
go stop them yeah we're gonna be in Haiti now there's gonna be a black and
gullard two-door muscle car yes perfect ocean highway from the class one of
them with a really bad guy we're currently going southbound great ocean
highway headed back to the city requesting 77 these guys are gonna shoot
for sure all right there was no clerk in the amination so I'm just gonna
in the car i think these guys just robbed it yeah do you want my tether sir no
no it's all right it's fine just focus on the comms
we're southbound great ocean highway still they're driving in off the lane of
traffic jamaican jamaican oh great man they're going southbound great ocean highway
that's better see you soon for me to pay attention like that
taking a left on west to coast come on passing the gas station
driving on the
the graph here
Oh
Yeah, get him Wrangler get him Wrangler
What the fuck for this
You guys are done you're done back him up Wrangler back him up. Yes
Job get him in there. Yeah, that's perfect
Boy then bully then
They don't know what to do. They're gonna have to actually get bullies. They're actually getting bully
Where are you guys?
No, no, no, where are the boys my backup? Where are you guys man?
Seven repair right now. We can't attach to
Oh, they're smoking, so...
Geez, dick!
Pull over! Just pull over, it's over!
You lost! Jesus Christ!
There's nothing you can do!
We're gonna send you to the locker!
Yeah, good one, good. Boom.
Ram.
Absolutely no chance.
They have no chance.
We're gonna be good at playing this stuff.
Don't blow them up, though.
Oh, you want to.
I just don't want to kill them. I don't want to kill them, but if the car's in the car, if it blows up, I'm gonna kill them.
You can survive that. People survive the Challenger.
The what? Challenger.
The Challenger explosion? Yeah, people walked away from that. No, they didn't. Nobody lived in that. They all died.
Really? No!
When?
That was in the 80s, man. They all died from that. Yes. Oh my god, that's terrible.
the challenger people died from that oh wait really yeah I guess so watch after
that motorcycle whoa all right we're gonna be passing them all currently
bouncing and there's there there has to be someone that can back us up there's
nobody has to be one car there's not a single soul
We're headed to war legion square mon. I'm gonna block block block block block block
We're gonna can correct me during to correct me. There's a cop right there. He's blocking
Alright that
Let's maybe if it's just one cop trying to block an entire intersection, maybe let's just try to get into the chase
Was that you that just blocked
Just fucking get in the chase fuck the FTO come on. Sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. Let's fucking go this is bullshit
This seems like we're being driven to a shootout
Doesn't seem like they're trying to get away
You know in all my years of training with the
organization
boom what about what if you knocked him into the water down there off the
bridge you see the water on the right side what once you knock him into the
water this this guy might be out yeah yeah they're gonna show us these guys
are gonna shoot they're gonna shoot back on the glory wall of glory way
So, it's a popular street, money.
We're driving in a park.
Hey, watch out, they're getting played here.
I do Irish, Irish.
Well, hey y'all, you're not going to get my go at the blue ones.
Oh, that was a bit of a...
Do not say that.
Don't say that.
That was a bit of a story.
I'm sorry, sir.
We're going to be on the airport, but we're going to be on the airport.
well I want you sorry just do normal comms
oh now they're running
we're in front of the computer
Fox Fox
they might be out
these guys are gonna shoot us by the way
just be prepared for that
left gun
pull it over you fucking bricks
alright
you're knocking out of this
cab company early
I'd like to surrender
you guys are getting behind them
get behind them come on
that I'm marketing off three plenty thank you though
I've earned no I've earned oh geez almost knocked me in there
good bit all comms 80 they don't know how to deal with this
fireball bars they're still bent up they're smoking hard closing taking a
less you spend oh no good job they're out there out there out you know one
foot tackle them go get one single in okay once a moment you got a guy going
up oh my friend we need one to stay more sir freeze sir you got a freeze here
come on man yeah I'm alone out here guys this guy could pull the gun and
murder me oh fantastic sir please I don't want to have to taser you I will
though oh oh sir oh don't go down there no we're down by the real yard sir please
I'll be wide bound, I'll get you.
Uh, in the rail yard here.
Yeah, Burton knows where we're at.
Come on, man.
Oh, we got 195. You need additional?
Nah, Burton, I got under control.
Right, man.
Come on, man, please.
You're gonna get tazers really soon.
There's a lot of room to jog in prison.
Oh, shit, Burton says.
Shit, oh
We're gonna go man
I don't see this guy here car just creature. Oh, he's the west bound westbound on
integrity
Cut into the closing store the little kiosk alley headed south. Oh into there
Okay, he's duck behind some boxes. It's somewhere in here. Oh
Alright, got him
There so don't get tasered man
Don't get tasered
Nice
They've got some shape holy fuck
One of them
Alright, sir
Right now you do have the right to men's island and you say Ken will be using a short wall
You have the right to turn if you've got a 4-0 and won't be provided if one is available understand
Yes sir. Alright, fantastic. Okay. Where's your car sir? Oh it's all the way back. Back on the freeway.
Stay on the highway. Almost got us. Almost got us too.
At least this guy's not too dumb. He didn't run into a car like the other guy did. Oh, is he down? No. Where's he at?
other guys 95 too oh yeah what did you guys start taking them already or yeah
yeah other people did all right we got this guy thanks for the help everyone
no problem get back out there nice that's right crime doesn't pay sir you took the keys wrangler
yeah you have to or else these guys take them we were in the car oh i didn't know you guys
You should have called out I'm driving.
On what radio?
You know Yellow.
Yellow I'm driving.
I'm driving.
Leave the keys.
I would have left them.
Do you have that on the 95?
We're about to be down to our view of the area.
We should have just used MRPD.
That place is way cooler.
Anybody read them as rights?
Yeah, read them as rights.
I wish Yanni was here to read the rights.
He requests a lawyer.
damn you don't say don't say that shit don't fucking say that shit and never
never say that shit here's what you do has he been read his rights that's how
you ask that okay don't ever don't ever fuck don't I never want to hear you say
that again I already said that so you don't need to you know chime in you
know I'm sorry sir why did you say that what was the reason I was gonna
start talking to him yeah don't don't say that don't say that don't
remind them that they can get a lawyer. It's a bad idea. Alright, sir. Go on jail.
Anything like that. Everything will be locked up in a box, don't it, son?
Hey, Ruiz, you charged some guy with chainsawing a person the other day, and he complained to me about it, and I told him I didn't care.
Just to let you know. Okay. Come this way. We'll get those stuff from all of you.
Okay, across the way.
Alright, checkouts. Alright, come over this way.
You want to do sir, where'd you get that gun me? I bought it. Okay. Oh, you have weapons license. Yes, sir
So you're uh, oh you're Cooper. I talked to you the other day, right?
Did I did we talk? Yeah, I think so. I think something was wrong. Oh
That's what it was you were shooting up the damn
tuner shop
All right, you were what you throwin bombs at it or some shit? Oh
Like unconscious yeah
I got to take your weapons license. I don't know why you have that shit
What do you mean? I want you charged for that
Why why weren't you charged for that? I?
Don't know. Oh come on. I'll let's keep your weapons license and tell me
I don't know they came and said I'm cuffed me and said you're free to go. What the hell who did that I?
Don't know. I forget who it was. I didn't I was never told who which officer was it just some some woman came in and said
You are free to go. I'm coming at the hospital and sit. Get out here. You're free to go.
Hey, who's driving?
That guy was driving. Your guy.
Okay, alright. I have all your belongings, but your food and water, you got that, okay?
Alright.
Alright guys, crime doesn't pay. Remember that.
Alright, you're looking at robbery, evading the GPA, how you play?
Lower.
That's not a plea at all.
Alright, sir, well, uh, you're looking at...
I guess, uh, get a DA for me?
I got you, Ruiz.
Robbery.
Hey, Tony, can I get you down to the center?
Resisting.
Avating. And that's it.
It's 30 months if you plead guilty, I'll take off 15.
Uh...
It'll be out in no time. And none of these are felonies.
Who cares?
Yeah, fuck it. I'll plead guilty.
Yeah, I love...
My favorite plea is fuck it guilty, which is exactly what I'm going to write.
That's that guy that you were yelling at to cut his hair.
All right, sir.
I'll have a good time in prison.
Okay.
You'll be on no time.
Any final words?
No, I'll see you later.
Have a good day.
you too that's nice that was easy I got the nice one Ruiz sorry if you I can
deal with this knucklehead if you just want to get out there it's not a big
deal it's my scene well I already pulled up but I don't mind I don't mind right
won't you get back out there there's no point in this all staying around here
you get back out there on the little stuff yeah yeah I got this guy that's a
What's his name?
Stoney Patterson, Peter Patterson
Yeah, I can handle this guy. Thank you
Oh, yeah, this is the lawyer for murder come on, Rick or Tony
It's not Tony Rigatoni. Tony Rigatoni. It's not Rigatoni. Tony Rigatoni? No, it's Valentini.
Okay. This guy wants a lawyer. I don't know why. We watched him steal. We watched him steal
shit out of a cash register and then get into a stolen car and run away from us. I
I mean we just we watched the wall do it so
I'm yeah
How did you watch him?
With the orally
He didn't that's the thing
Oh
How did that?
Okay, look
I'm really private time with my guy but
We'll get the charges first
Private time
You know what's private time with this guy?
Okay, if you
Charges
Let me think
We would prefer not to watch
Let's see
Don't you think he's funny?
Yeah, he does he's trying
I mean cut him a break. He's trying man. Yeah, come on man
What the fuck have you ever said to make anyone near laugh, huh? What makes you so much better?
You know, I'm a I'm a lawyer
The best lawyers make juries laugh
I'm not here to be funny. I'm here to fucking get
I don't even know
At least he could get to a punchline
Yeah, I'm true true
Say sorry to him. Yeah, I apologize
Apologize
He keeps calling me rigga Tony
No, you need to apologize to him
Go on whisper
What whispered to me from no one knows what you're talking about cat you got a goofy name and you say goofy stuff goofy guy
Regga Tony. I mean right now. You look goofy. Whoa
Did you mean to be on whisper when you said that or did you mean to say it to me?
Okay, mustache this guy is one joke and it's here
Zuma Zuma Zuma time
God damn it he said which one's whisper it's whispered
I can't I can't I can't listen to this I can't listen to this
hey we're we didn't say anything on him nothing illegal on him okay I just I got
to get there and they're double check I mean I know I know sir can you just put
your hands up I know I'm sorry I don't mean to barge you just put your hands
up for me oh no do not get fucking G check like that call him rigatoni okay
you really suck it up to him for a right that's it
all right that woman did it and you know you know chief of police or something
you know
I mean
bring your clothes away to the top so it doesn't matter
we mean I blow my way to the top
you the fuck did you just say
No way you just said it blows his way to the top. Yeah, what did that mean buddy?
Wrong with this guy
I gotta go I fucking came with you mr. Whisper time
That shit is ridiculous.
Hey, uh, Barry, be careful you might, uh, whisper in your ear and then lick it a little bit.
And what's- what's- oh, do not.
What's my time? What's my name?
My time. What's my name?
No, it's Valentini. Say it again.
Okay, okay, Mr. Valentine.
Valentine.
Okay, okay, we got it.
What is he gonna do? Just call him Riga Tony.
There's nothing he can do, dude.
Oh, okay.
Uh, I'm sorry.
go over that let me let me get the charges the other I'm sorry yeah your
cadet was actually calling me the wrong name yeah you're good that got G check
multiple times the fucking he's a cadet okay he doesn't know what he doesn't
know what's going on I mean you got G checked in the fucking stairwell your
cadet is fucked up fix them all right what do you mean G check where you
talking about what is he talking about oh all right look I need to talk to my
about this fucking situation do you want to know the charges whisper man I do
yes I do know the charges whisper Balboney you know he started telling you
what's going on and then you had to fucking interrupt all right so we're
gonna walk through I'm pretty sure he has the right to a fucking board okay
privately to a fucking boy well do you want to know the charges not asshole I
do but then shut the fuck up let me read them okay I'm gonna go through these
slowly so that you understand what I'm saying. Okay. What you're missing?
I mean, I, I, so robbery, robbery. Okay. And that's because we watched him rob a
store. He was in a store that was being robbed. I mean, one other guy. Okay.
Uh, what else? Grant theft auto. He got into a stolen car. Okay. And drove it
away reckless endangerment. He launched that car off of a hill onto a free
way. Okay, resisting, resisting, resisting, you got ram to get over it.
resisting, he ran on foot. evading, he ran in a vehicle. Okay.
operating a motor vehicle without a license. That one's pretty
standard. I have a license. It's expired. unlawful possession of
firearm. He doesn't have a firearms license. Okay, so with
60 months, $5,224 fine.
Wait, how do you know that's expired?
I looked at it.
What was the last charge?
Ever's license?
Yeah, that's expired.
Yeah, it's expired.
Do you know what day it is today, sir?
Where does it say expired?
How do you know they expired?
It says expired above your last name.
Above your last name.
I don't know.
You see it now.
I didn't know that.
OK.
That's OK.
Unlawful possession of firearm
because he doesn't have firearms license.
That's also expired.
All right, thank you.
I just looked at guns today though.
Like why did the firearms license work if it's expired?
Let me see.
Oh, ladies, store clerks, who knows?
I mean, it's...
All right, well, you can go have your secret time now
that we read the charges.
Secret time.
I mean, it's also expired.
I know it is, but why would I be able to buy a gun if I...
Well, you know, maybe the store clerk just missed it,
you know?
I might not check
Go back over there and whisper to me what happened. Oh
Wow, that was better
Look, he's improving. Yep slowly whisper time
How do you keep saying that it's funny it's gotta get her into it look to God
You know, I'm really surprised. No one has said anything about me being in here at all. What the Wrangler?
What are you doing?
Oh, okay, we'll do it. Oh, okay. Okay. Come on.
That's a judge. It's like I did that
They dust, okay, you can't do that. Oh
You gotta go you gotta take
What did you why you
We were
Oh, Jesus, you got to go to the hospital look at him. Okay, I got to
God
What's wrong with you? All right, what are we thinking boys?
I mean, we're yeah, I mean Jesus you guys talking inside language with the fuck
I mean sure you do whatever you want but look look mr. Mr. regular you have you have to give us fucking time
He has the right to speak to a lawyer bride. All right. I'll give you guys five more minutes. Okay
It's not time. It's as a part of this fucking know it's time. That's a part. No, that's a part of this fucking right
Yeah, I'm telling you it's time, buddy
No, you literally did not hang on this freedom to speak
I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen
I'm gonna give you guys five minutes and I'm coming back here, and I'm gonna need we got talk about it or else
I'm just gonna send them. I mean God that makes no I mean you do that or we're suing the state
Okay, I mean you won't win but sure I mean
We I mean why you have the d& your fucking pay or what well no
But yeah, I mean what do you think you could just come down here and just have a limited time with your client
That's not how why would you I'm trying I'm trying to get I'm trying to get the story. Yeah, all right
So I'm gonna come back here, and I'm gonna give I'm telling you I'm gonna give you five minutes
You've already had five that's ten minutes. It's plenty of time and then you know, we'll figure it out. Okay
That was a misfire these things happen it was a misfire
He said I suck dick to the top I mean is it true of course it's not true
I'm not the one here with silly pink hair and jerk off gloves on
You got anti-com goggles, buddy. Okay
I do have a complex an apartment complex. Where do you live?
Alright, yeah, five minutes and then I'm coming back, okay?
I mean, it's not timed, it's just...
It's not... I'm telling you it's timed!
I gotta charge the uh... I gotta charge the lawyer after this, so he's gonna be
upset about it.
There's a heavy catch up to a speeding vehicle believed to be Karim St.
West San Andreas, north Los Lagunas, in a 1080 now.
9-12 plus 1, 76 to go.
Passing Ruffer Plaza.
Hey lawyer, what's your name?
Tony Valentino.
Okay, thank you.
Clips of Oliver?
Plus 1, 76 to go.
That's what I'm asking.
Can I talk?
Yes, yes, sorry.
He's found Orsett still.
I mean, yeah, I had to fire him, but I thought I'm getting a picket on Los Agunos.
Cutting straight to Alta.
That upset me.
Just that upset me.
I want that emotional damage.
It's like, oh yeah.
So I bet you guys are the leaf blower now.
So I might need another one if we have an arrest.
Fingledan again, immersion.
But of course, I'd turn off my fucking.
camera light.
What's the close still?
Catch taking over. Approaching Shumosh.
I think Shumosh.
You know, he eats
very much a dick.
But, I mean...
He's on great ocean.
Uh, Burrb, I think
I know, I gotta send you guys the money and shit.
I've just, I've been sub-a-thon locked.
I probably shouldn't have done that right
before the sub-a-thon. Might be.
But, uh, my, uh,
Uh, Pete's working on that.
I'll get that sorted soon.
I might, uh, I think in a little bit, Burb, I might run a, um, just want to buy a share
with your fan art on it.
Your fart on it.
Well, um, I kind of want to do like Halloween merch alongside of it too.
I don't know.
That's so long.
That'd be cool.
Wrangler and Halloween?
Laundry?
No, it's merch, man.
Merch.
Oh, it's merch, man.
Merch.
Not giving us a fair chance to talk.
I've been sitting here silently for three minutes.
I can't talk!
I don't think they're on Whisper.
I feel like I should be down here with the arresting officer.
Thanks.
I don't know.
There's two females.
Females?
We're trying to lead our guys.
I can't believe this radio has been removed.
It really is just sitting there.
Oh, he's pissed about ramming.
I was afraid after I robbed that store and was speeding through the city.
I didn't know what to do, man.
I was so afraid of that shit.
What the fuck?
Hey, what's up, macaroni?
So you've missed a regular.
What's up?
Unnecessary.
You're keeping that, buddy.
You know, you're causing me emotional distress, but telling me the wrong family name, my mom's family name.
Well, what is it?
It's kind of fucking outrageous.
It's Valentini.
That sounds like macaroni.
No.
That, you're causing me emotional distress.
Well, maybe when you become a cop, you can write me a ticket.
No, I don't want to be a cop.
Yeah, you couldn't cut it.
I mean, this is kind of fucked up, and you know.
What?
Which part?
But you know which but we'll discuss that later. You're glad or say that you called me you called you said
I sucked dick to get my rank. I I didn't say two in front of my cadet. Yes, you did you said I you said I
I literally said I go bottle sacks to the top. Okay now. I'll take you to the court
All right, take it to court and I'm gonna I'm gonna I am because guess what if I was a woman you'd be disbarred
And I'm gonna say that too
you know this is just outrageous no it's not no it is not you were you were
acting in your favor all right look I'm not the client right what are we looking
at we're guilty plea you're 20 months off what is that what is it what is this
time served right now 20 months so you literally given how about we do something
Last time like 30 months
You can do 30 month what what is the original charges of 90 months?
So oh
We're gonna tell me still here. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not a key me to you, buddy
I'm trying to talk your
I'll move you myself
Yeah, you can't threaten people like that down here, man.
So what are we doing for time?
You think you're a tough guy?
I do think I'm a tough guy.
You're a tough guy.
You want to see tough?
Do something about it.
He will blow you.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, he is.
Look at that.
Who's a tough guy?
You're causing me emotional distress.
Who's a tough guy?
I'm a tough guy.
Tell me I'm a tough guy.
You could actually move you.
Tell me I'm a tough guy.
Say it.
to do it take a minute I'm not hey say it tell me I'm a guy he can he can actually
move you with that yeah man you're a tough guy you move you move me with that
I'm fucking press charge you're gonna press charges it's an aggravated assault
it's a leaf it's a fucking leaf blower buddy do you see the fucking size of
that thing it's a leaf blower it's not about the size you use it okay that's
what my mom said how about you fucking you fucking change the fucking tone I'm
not changing shit change the fucking time I'm not changing shit you need to
you actually need to apologize to him for threatening him I'm here you're gonna
move me I can't believe you said that shit that was that was not I'll move
myself I will throw you out of here buddy all right I'm sorry I'm gonna
apologize about that picking now or what no you call me you said I gargle
ball sacks to get my right I mean you undermine me in front of my
You called me a body cam?
No, no, no, body cam.
Fucking hell!
You want a fucking body cam?
So it's just...
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I mean, don't police usually wear body cams in all the cities.
No!
Why won't you go to that city then?
Yeah, go!
Why won't you go to another city, buddy?
Get out. Go to another city then.
Look, okay.
With the client what we're getting off fucking track
So what the client right it's time fucking rising right now?
Look, I want to I'm I'll give him 30 months. I'll give him half off. It's originally six hundred thirty months off right now
You know, we're only upping the the time served right now. Can we go 35 now? We've been here fucking talking
Oh, yeah, I'll do 35. He has to plead guilty
35 guilty pleading sure 25 minutes. Well sure whatever
I'll be right back. No
unbelievable that's crazy some people he said put it on whisper he said he was
gonna move you what is that I thought that was a threat body cams I was fucked
up crazy and I got shot you did you need to do something about this cadet he
shot me right yeah you can't do that man I can't you me I gotta send you off
duty for a little bit oh come back in five minutes okay all right good this is
just like old times this is better than old times I think I just need my I need
my scar should you'll think the FIB can order some no Wrangler I don't think the
FIB can order anything why not you have a bunch of problems yeah I missed a mr.
Wrangler fucking guilty good call hello all right 35 months time so okay sir it's
gonna be 35 months time served in exchange for a guilty plea correct any final words before we
send you away mr. petterson sir with us okay yeah you got anything you want to say before we send
you know all right next time don't rob a
sore okay blah blah blah blah blah
how old are you already that's what he
was saying to his lawyers like I was
being rammed I was scared I had to run
did you really say that Jesus Christ
no you're not allowed back there no you
can't come back we'll let you know
You want to talk to Wrangler alone why are you armed?
Yeah, what's going on
Well, I do think this ticket was a little fall all right
I think it was too far when you called me a it you you said that I've gobbled more cocks than Christina Aguilera
I don't wrangle it. You keep changing just now. Yeah, and I don't even know what that means
You
Don't know what what means you said I gobble more cocks than Christina Aguilera
You keep adding on to this
In front of my cadets a 95. I mean you're lucky. You're just you're lucky. I'm not making a bargain blank consider yourself
Oh, you know what I understand that but I didn't say that I said you blew yourself to the top. Oh my god
Why? What are you saying?
I was just throwing to that. You know what I'm saying?
Listen buddy, just pay the ticket and next time
Next time show a little bit of respect
I don't have the money to pay for it
Well, figure it out
Straight out of fucking law school
You're a smart guy, you figure it out
Oh come on
I'm sorry but I've already
wrote the ticket, I can't take it back
How would that make me look?
I'll tell you how that would make me look
indecisive
quality very becoming of a lieutenant who's driving for CASA something some
of the things I hear you say aren't fucking pretty you know pretty fucked up
like what what have you heard me say that's fucked up you know next time
I'm bringing a voice recorder that's that's crazy you don't have one of those
thank you ricka Tony for choosing RPD now get the fuck out what the fuck is
selling all these damn voice recorders we gotta figure out who that is in a
wrestling that's not good yeah but you can you can serve it in the car
Imagine wearing a wire to represent it all right. I'll take the tactical see sir.
Go get a good one. Good morning. Chad I'm thinking I'm thinking another 45 minutes
of this run the shop for an hour yeah just put eight hours in the shop run the shop
for this one one quick hour oh sure I need a fucking gun oh sir would you like
you to go get him a gun why why can't you get a gun from that gun store I forget
well the they were getting robbed all right yeah we'll stop in a little soul
I'm also gonna need 20 grand what the hell do you need that for I'm in debt I
arrested it was it was $20,000 it was an expensive punch I mean
single day is expensive no he's not I'll tell you what here come on I'll be up
go to this I've also got a really good I've got a really good money making idea
Wrangler yeah you're talking about sandwiches and zigzag sound no what
Come on, let me show you. Show you everything you need to know. Let's get a little sold.
Jesus, I'm surprised we haven't been shot yet.
I know, right? Here, take this.
Oops, hold on. Give me some of that back.
How much?
Give me back $1,600. You keep a thousand.
Okay, I'll check this out.
Now you're just going here.
You get some scratch-offs.
I'll be watching you.
No, come on.
Come on, man.
Just get a couple.
Ah, there you go.
what kind the purple I'm gonna do I'm gonna do two diamonds and a purple we
call that a Sam what the fuck is a purple ticket a purple that's why what
a ridiculous name for a ticket so now I'm gonna do I can only buy one you
have a thousand bucks I just want I just want a thousand on a 500 oh sweet oh
well these are hidden okay this this ticket says rip bozo you got nothing
bozo oh well I yeah hold on the ATMs broken sir god damn these thieves all
right no stay here stay here don't let anyone else buy any tickets okay don't
don't let him buy any one-cycle beer back
just don't let him
the ATM fixer roll
dude I think it'd be cool if
you could rob stores for the scratch-offs
instead of cash
they should start giving those instead
we're just gonna do a quick 10
quick 10 purples
those are primed I know
there
those scratch-offs need to be activated to work
who gives a fuck
usually cops are real like people too
and not guys sitting behind keyboards and eating rotisserie chickens you know
it's a fucking make-away man no did this guy buy any no he did it there I made
sure he didn't buy it yes no honestly I think that's better well we should talk
about it I because like where does the money come from did they get in robberies
just spawned in basically I feel like it's better when it's actually coming
from something. More incentive to investigate. Book 10, 1000, 2000, okay, we're averaging
right, okay, we just profited. Right now we're up, still up, even, even, right. I think
we broke even maybe. Hey, where did, uh, where'd bet you I go? Okay, all right, hold
Come on, say here.
Oh, come on here, come on, let's go everyone.
Minus 1K.
Do you hit again, sir?
Those, I'm telling you, those purple ones
are about to hit.
I think that they take them out.
It seemed like there was a tier of ticket.
Yeah.
And the one below purple is diamond.
How come it's not platinum?
Wouldn't it be diamond and then platinum?
Purple means money.
No, green means money.
No, pimp swear purple.
Are we buying Pimp tickets?
Yeah.
Dirty gold.
I'm running fucking...
I mean, it's gold.
It's...
Looks like they take the bad ones, too.
It's not the Vaseline.
Come on.
Let's go everyone.
Another quick 10.
Bye, Mr. Vaseline.
Mr. Vaseline.
I didn't even remember to begin with a B.
Maybe zigzag?
Snow.
Are you still in the chat?
I have an insane idea, dude.
Alright.
Deactivate the casino because that place fucking...
It sucks dick anyways
All right, and now that people have poker tables and shit make gambling illegal
So people have to do it underground and shit dog. Oh god. Oh, they're buying tickets
That would be so fucking dope are you buying tickets? What's going on here? What are you buying? Oh?
He fucked it up
oh god
good choice
you did it just get fucked
now you did it
let me see it
yeah cause you did it
liar
i think you fucked that up
what are we gonna do
even
still down a thousand
still down
down two thousand
even
One, two thousand, fuck you, let's just go get under arrest.
So that did not solve my money issues at all, by the way.
Well, I did all I fucking could to help you.
I mean, it's not really, you just kind of-
You're just gonna have to keep selling your blowjobs, man.
I mean, I gave you the fucking leaf blower.
If you go to the mall right now, you'd have a line of people.
A line.
I'm not sure it's entirely legal for me to do that.
They're consenting.
something you care is right I mean if somebody if somebody can sense of being
shot in the head still still murder
you're actually
you know just blowing them
it's over no run
maybe you maybe you could blow them into the ocean
oh Jesus God walk
all right here's the deal 300 bucks and I'll let you fly
it's true he can do it
Yeah, Mr. Rigatrani, you should take that deal 300 bucks and you can fly for for five seconds
I
Don't want to yes or no you got to do it right now
Yes, or no?
When you fly me you can fly me you will you will be able to fly you know what an airplane
Does it fly from for about five to seven seconds, you know if I didn't get charged to grand by that guy
I might take it all right 300 bucks. Yeah 300 bucks. Yeah, you do you want this
I need you to tell me you fully consent to this.
Are you gonna take out that big thing you showed me earlier?
Yes, yeah, you want this.
Fuck this, I'm doing this, I'm doing this.
I told you, you're gonna make so much money doing this.
No, shut up.
Hahaha.
Jack, help us get his phone, sir.
His phone? Why would you take his phone?
Oh, I think he wants this.
Oh, never mind.
No, it's fine.
Me or me?
Can I get into the right position for this?
Why don't you get on top of this fountain right here?
I just have to get into position.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, time out, time out, time out, wait a second.
I'll get behind you.
Alright, let's...
Alright.
Let her forward genetically.
One second, one second.
Wait, are you...
Just stand there, that's all you have to do.
All right, do you fully consent to this? Okay. Bye. How's that? Is that good?
Is that is it working? Stop put your arms down. You're more aerodynamic
Okay, up there. All right. Do you fully consent to this?
You might have to get up there. You're just going to bring her face
It's not a scam
I don't do that I don't do that type of shit. I don't do that shit. It's true
Here just get down get down maybe stand like
Right here right here right here ever stand like right here, man. Look on this
And wait, I need to get the phone out
I need you to read I need you to reconcent
It's out of juice no, no, no just put it put it back in your pockets pull back out
It's sometimes you gotta shake it around shorts
No, I don't see easy 300 bucks
She's up there somewhere. She's up here I think right up there
You want another 300 bucks to get you another one
You're fine
If you had a great time
Did you know she sounds like it get that just got off a fair ride. She's having a great time
She's having a blast! This is the most fun she's probably ever had in her life!
I need a husband!
Well, because she's laughing so hard it hurts!
Good? You can sense it by the way. You can sense it.
Alright, let's get the fuck out of here.
Get out of here.
Alright, let's do a border patrol.
Alright.
You know how to work a camera? In a helicopter?
No, yeah
I'd be good to I bet everyone's running guns right now. Whoa whoa whoa that my holsters
He's got my holsters
What'd you get those
State issued
State issued holsters. Well, yeah, I mean I got let me look at them. They got guns
Well, can I just not have guns in my holsters?
Yeah, I guess you could take them though
That's true too looks like a jelly beans in there
No, I'm gonna put your mother's number in there regular
Okay, well you'd have to get it from you'd have to get it from her roommates dead hands. Oh
She's doable actually any time a guy asked for my mom's number
My mom always points to her roommate
Tiffany and
So I don't think she'd like that
Let's go there one
We're gonna go do a board of patrol. I feel like now's a good time for that last time I was in a helicopter was with snow
Yeah, we got air one up
Anyone needs it?
Yeah, so I've seen him in a while
Yeah, we're gonna go here and uh
Uh, uh, who's the passenger? Okay. Yeah. Get yourself acquainted with that.
We got to, yeah, I mean, you're not gonna need that, but thermal you might, uh, we'll go down here.
See if we can see any, anyone running guns or anything.
See if there's any cars by the boat rental.
There's some boats. Poor Burton. Why poor Burton?
He wanted to come, didn't he?
You know, all that's down here is some boats and hoes, boats and hoes.
Yeah.
Abandoned.
You should have just said anyone to come.
We're taking them.
Well, like I said, we'll check over here.
This guy hasn't worked out.
Not yet.
I feel like eventually we're gonna, I mean, we're just doing laps.
Where, where, where?
You have four degrees.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Coming this way?
There's someone right there, something right there.
I'm out of there peculiar quite peculiar see any boats out the shoreline
Yeah, they shoot down here man big done shit
Oh fuck those are rockets oh shit. Oh shit
Okay, we're gonna out of here Jesus fucking Christ wise Mexico so well fortified. We gotta be a little careful of that
Tell me someone did enough times and lived to get 150 guns really make them work for it, huh?
It's okay
Sorry, hang on. I'm getting us out of here boys
I don't want to die out here. We're not gonna die out here. I'm the best damn pilot around
I'm telling you if we get shot down. I probably will die. Well, you don't gotta worry about that. You're fine
Look, we're out of here. We're out there. It's good to know
Can't get too close to their one
Very aggressive with their rockets
Hold on. We're gonna be embarrassed
They're one seventy six
We use out soon let the camera do the work
Shit the fog
We're about to be in an A. Let's see if the red new comms winter is coming. Who's winter?
How do I get in front of his face?
It's your ass.
Yeah, I actually would be.
Be careful here.
They're right up here.
They're good to come.
Crashing into the tennis court. Still gonna be on door set.
I
Read this read this read this red get red
pussy
Dailing to part
Good morning P90 world
Hope you're having a good day sunshine. The world is your oyster
Hey, thank you
This is a pilot drunk. What do you mean? I'm doing a good job. It's for you, buddy.
The only pilot you'll ever be is an attendant at the gas station. Life check. DM check.
Why's everyone keep making wife jokes? We just love our wives.
So much huge wife guys here get that secondary unit off of this we got everyone
The car might be out
outside the car
is panicking under the pressure
southbound power sheet
sending it down all blowing up
there she goes
Jesus Christ
that's a wrap
good lord
to southside patrol see if we
can see anyone that just has a class 2
for no reason. Yeah, they were good. Good job. We're going to check the problematic neighborhoods
road street and form all that. Is this a helicopter coming to radio? Yeah. Why don't you throw in
some Metallica? Okay, we want to listen to you got this. We got that car parked in the back
That's kind of weird.
Yeah.
Okay.
There's actually two cars.
They're all over the form then.
Nothing, huh?
They all, like, bought each other.
Could be.
They gang over here now, too.
Well, they're gang members, so they're degenerate people.
Then they scratch off, like, a civilized folks.
I agree.
Gambling is sick.
Fucking sick fucks.
I don't hear much anymore.
It would be impossible if you spent your entire mortgage on scratch offs you would win
I'm telling you right now. I'm soul reading it go to the get take your mortgage payment put that on scratch offs
I'm soul reading that and I swear to God you'll win
That's that that's actual financial advice
You really should do that real
Absolutely get it twisted. I just did this and she took the kids. Well fuck her man
Probably gonna go to bed the guidance
All right, that's your I'm going to bed
Yeah, I'm going to bed. I gotta go run the shop. I'm gonna go to MRPD or what are we doing?
No, you can pass out of my office if you want. I gotta open the shop up
Time to open cards. I am about to be level 25
Alright, goodnight.
Ready?
Yeah, okay.
Yes, sir?
It's a quick hour.
Job's running well.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, bitch.
Up, up, bitch.
Up, up, up, up, bitch.
Actually, I'm just doing a quick hour.
Where the fuck?
Oh, it's nine o'clock.
I forgot that I leave at nine.
You like this cozy segment?
Yeah, cozy.
One hour to confirm the cool.
I mean, we'll just see what's going on, right?
I'm yeah, I don't really plan on doing anything too crazy tonight
You know
These guys out of here
Or some inventory for the next day
I'll priest, you know
Normal shit here nothing crazy going on
But more of these have a standard shot, you know
another book
Take those play mats as well
Yeah, I don't want to I don't want to go off the rails or anything tonight. I really just cuz I got to go to bad
Should be fine
Should be shouldn't be a big deal of all chip
Is a quick one wonky mouse
Another purple do a quick zigzag here to end the day
Well, we'll do what we'll just do a simple sandwich
Quick sandwich date max
Yeah, I'm a little more hungry too so here's so we're gonna Big Mac bread meat special sauce bread meat special sauce bread
Just one quick Big Mac to end the night in the world here
Because we got it. We gotta do this shit during the day so that our XP goes up. Yep
Yup.
Yup, absolutely.
I don't know what you mean by that, Max, you know.
I don't know what that means.
That's kinda warm.
Quick, uh, quick cooldown confirm.
Means I'm gonna have 20 cam views.
Oh, I don't want that.
Out of nowhere, hot.
Okay.
Do a mini upside down V, do a triangle.
Okay, we triangle that, bang, then up, over, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear.
Alright, yeah, that's cool.
Fly me, nah, we pulled that off.
That was the biggest pull that we're gonna get, so I'll just do a quick fake save strat
as you do, everyone knows that.
Confirm the cool, then probably just go into the next day, imagine you were.
Yep. Yeah, let's move off.
All right, we won XP because we're about to get the new fucking packs, man.
$81 profit.
Fake save is good.
Fake save is actually OP.
I'm down to start it.
We started today with a breakfast Big Mac.
Special sauce, bread, meat, special sauce, bread.
Good choice, right? I know.
Is that a thing in America?
Yeah.
Pretty decent.
Okay.
Where the fuck are-
You have to tell them every day.
She's gonna get all these fat ass caught up.
You're ass to the counter, boy.
I gotta believe in this.
Is the size of the store directly related to the number of customers?
Someone said there can only be 25 NPCs
on the map at one time.
And that's why you're not supposed to have a lot of tables, but-
Tables are really good for XP.
And I'm trying to get to level 25.
Tables give you giga XP though.
I feel like they're good for passive income as well.
Pentalocajupe done now.
Stupid boy.
This is tempting.
Probably get some more shelf shit.
I'm just so...
I'm like, I'm like new pack locked hard.
I'm close to it too.
Thanks, Raph.
You get XP for buying shit?
I don't know.
I know you get xp for just about everything. Oh
You do get xp for but oh you're saying you do you're not asking me saying you do
Anyone parents would have been I don't know that he's a snitch
We know that he's an ERP snitch
Well, what do you really did though?
Why is we'll clear this off?
This really isn't good cozy game cool off. All right. Watch this bam. Bam
Double meat sandwich. Okay. Goddamn dog. Oh fuck it on me. I'm like my inventory run out. Okay. More red. Oh you do get XP for buying shit. I feel like my store could flow a little better too. Yeah I gotta get rid of these tables man. Just thought I'd let you know the PS5 30th anniversary edition is gonna sell in a few hours. Really? What time? Is that today?
I'm just gonna solve it so fast like I mean it's cool, but I don't even know if I'm gonna waste my money
Damn that costs 3,000. I think I might have to
Think I might have to do something. I really don't want to do
Break into the house next door
If I get the workbench, can I get bolt cutters to steal bikes and catalytic converters?
Next patch
Hope that sounds
Dog maybe I should cut down on these bitches just ain't filling up like they used to huh, okay
Yeah, I could try the next event
Cut down the event price
Get it twisted
bang bang
We're all
People getting checked out
A lot we'll play after buying stuff
Yeah, I might have to sell it. I think it's so cool though. It's not do anything. It's not do anything Jurassic
I hope I'm this slow ass. No, no mods. I'm saving my ghost foils because chat told me to.
And that bitch is pretty fucking cool looking. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I didn't realize they
were so rare. Pretty neat. Let's do pack opening meta right now. Honestly, I think
Big Mac is still holding pretty strong. I like Big Mac. Yeah, you got three extra
hours from the Lisa thing. So probably worth.
It's been a while since I've opened a blue pack.
So if I need like what 7000 more experience, opening 400 packs,
you know, I got to do a zigzag soon. I feel like I haven't got
anything like wild in a hot minute.
What do you get at 25?
New packs. Zigzag the boosters.
This could be heating up. What's the best pool I've ever had?
Probably when I was 17 once.
You think I should get more displays to sell?
I don't know about that.
Cold. You think it was better when I was hopping on tables? I think you're right man. This shit is ass.
Now I'm not gonna get the workbench for for a while.
And then I'll zigzag.
You think the employees are stealing from me?
I mean, they're so fucking slow doing shit.
It almost looks like they're trying to do some, like, sneaky, slight of hand shit.
You know?
It's fucking heroes, man.
Yup!
We like that!
Okay.
Alright, let's just confirm.
Peter? I think it's cooled off.
Oh, that felt kind of hot.
Okay, and the night of the day.
Did we get XP at the day too?
I think it's time to go to some tables, boys.
I think I do have too many.
They just ain't filling up anymore like they used to.
They're just not.
Eat four?
Ah, I think it's six.
Not the move.
I mean, they're just not filling up, man.
You know?
These battle decks kinda seem like they're ass.
I'm not gonna lie.
Morning sandwich?
Straight line.
Haven't done one of those in a while.
It's good, I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back down on the bottom.
Is there a setting to open them faster? Yeah, you think I should.
I mean, I would get through them faster.
Oh, okay! That's heatin' up.
I gotta take the bottom line and send it back.
Okay.
Sure!
Absolutely!
Nice looking card.
Send in a- oh.
Send it back
God, we're having to skip one fuck the RNG. I'll grab a double purple
Okay
You think it's fucked no man come on man don't say that
No, no, no the RNG is fine. Look it. Look it. Look it. Look look
Straight line send it back
Maybe try faking it. No, no, no, no, no, we're actually on a heater right now
this this is heating up we actually are I can sense this okay I don't think I'm
gonna do I I could feel something huge coming oh that's great excellent bigger
though I know it prime it with two booster boxes right oh it's getting
primed holy shit it's actually getting primed okay watch this don't watch
Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this.
Okay, oh yeah, heating up.
Huge heating up.
What is that?
We need more oranges.
Prime it with one more booster box,
and then we're sending it down the same line, Chad.
Except for reverse, same line, but reverse.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, watch this.
Now I'm getting the new packs soon.
That's good.
I can feel too, I actually feel really good
about this. This next straight line is gonna be it man. Oh yeah huge. Alright watch this
straight straight line. We'll just send it right back. I don't know if it's gonna be these
red ones I don't think so I think but I think this purple is gonna hit. It might even come
from the blue. But I don't think it's gonna be the reds here no. Doing that does that
time yes absolutely. You did it. You think I've over primed it. Do you think the
game can sense the RNG manipulation? What did I say? Dude, I actually know, man. I have
two of those now. Is it the same one? What are the odds of that? Sell one? Fuck no. What's
better than having one? Two. Yeah, you can't sell those, man. You actually can't sell
those. Might as well sell this one. You're not a Blue Pack fan? I kind of am, man. I
I feel like the ROI on him is insane.
I think the blue packs are actually the best.
Cause I mean, look man, here, let's just pick one up.
Sells for $3.
All right, boom.
I mean, right?
That was a bad one, but that's doubled.
Just rip open and do a bunch of blues.
Stinky!
Whoa, hold on, what's happening?
The ass boy, mouse.
Fucking mouse, man.
Nice.
Dude, my mouse is so fucked up, I don't know why.
Ever since I started like switching between my Naga and my deathatter it just keeps getting, it's just getting fucked up.
It's probably something to do with shitty ass razor snapsys.
Alright, shit.
Straight line down the bottom.
Oh, we almost got the new packs.
You know, I guess I could try to sell one of those Ghost Cards for like $3,000.
I heard that you can do that.
Sometimes they'll sell like a thousand maybe.
Worth a duplicate?
Yeah.
I guess you're right. It's kind of cool to have two though. I'm not gonna lie.
Alright, I did say I was gonna rip in eight of these.
You think someone actually- you think someone fucking sold already?
Motherfucker.
About someone dead.
It's fucking gone.
You're absolutely right.
I'm- I'm- I'm bankrupt now.
I just actually ruined my life.
My whole fucking life is over, Gigi.
Oh! Wait to see it back up!
Okay? Okay?
See what I said, dude. I'm telling you these blue packs. The ROI is fucking insane, man.
The ROI!
Buy blue packs over, no bother socking them. Oh, I gotta sock them.
Get around the fuck out. Out. Out. Out.
I'm gonna go do a straight line, but down the bottom, and then I think I'm gonna
just go to bed with the sandwich.
Maybe a zigzag. I feel like it's been a long time. Oh, no, I think it's zigzag after this.
I'll sell one. Let's see if this will sell.
It might! Maybe some dumbass will buy it. You'd buy it. There you go. There's the dumbass.
There they are. I think we're just holding out, man. I don't think I'm buying anything until these
new packs come out. Buy some shelving for it. Some blue dice, maybe, I guess?
Anything extra, I mean, I don't think we're going to. This is a zigzag. I'm feeling this
zigzag oh it's gonna be kind of weird I'm feeling so good about the zigzag
zigzag zigzag okay yeah this is it level 25 today let me rip into it we've
rip open a case of them tonight come on zigzag god the zigzags man oh okay
Hold on
sandwich
Ugh
My fucking zigzag strat dude zigzag strat doesn't work with the fucks the point. How's he doing?
My mouse, where if this mouse is dying?
All right, I'm priming
I'm priming with a blue, but I know this looks crazy, but I'm gonna prime with this blue booster box
Good one to prime with I think
really at this point I don't think we're gonna hit anything huge to level 25 I
think it's all about new I think it's all about new packs I think I think that
we prime the RNG for that gotta be right I have to watch this then we go back up
and like a C formation that's pretty good that's pretty good new tech some of
your best bulls come from basic rules yeah I honestly I think you could
I probably beat this whole game just only dealing with blue packs.
Of course, I don't know how you beat this game. I don't think you do, it's a sin.
Someone's in the chat said pump.
You fucking distracted me and made me do that dude.
Price them? I think I did, maybe I didn't.
Ew, decent technique on that one. Yeah, I thought that one was okay too.
Oh, the cum strat is advanced shit.
But I gotta wait for the cum strat when I get my four- my four-tier shell.
These are priced. Silly Billy. Alright, I'll try to sell for $500. I'm gonna try to sell for $1,000.
I'll just fuck it. I'll just let it sit there. I'll just let it collect us. I don't give a fuck.
Oh shit, this is nice and stocked up. Any good pools? Yeah, I got another ghost card.
It's only the ghost card? I got another one. I got two of the same. Same Zs.
Okay, I called it too. I knew it was going to happen.
Yup, new packs of 25.
Yeah, I got two of the same ghost cards.
That's okay.
I feel this big mac.
Special sauce, bread, meat, special sauce, bread.
That's what's up.
Wide zigzag.
And then into lower zigzag.
That's kind of good.
I didn't see Storm's 8K, but I don't want to see it either. I don't want any spoilers.
Shit, we're about to hit it.
Get the fuck away from that.
Okay.
Good.
That's close.
I feel this orange booster.
Is this real penta or an AI?
I think AI penta would just be a giant stomach on the stream with a fucking talking mouth.
Yo!
Okay.
that's just the same hey don't say shit true yep 25 let's rip into a hole
let's rip into a whole case of them right before we even get them on the
shelves we're gonna do it in front of all these fucking nerds too we're gonna
watch we do it wow absolute hot ass okay the desi packs are kind of bad I
I mean the art's kind of cool. That's the facts our highest risk reward. Let's see.
How much does this shit cost? I don't even see. I mean the art's cool. Oh these cost the same as red.
Trust the process. I mean we're getting a feel for it.
I better start reeling in soon. You're ready about the... okay?
Oh, you're reeling in soon?
This guy's just gonna start playing around me? That's cool.
He's teasing me? I feel like it's warming up.
I definitely... I feel like it's getting hot.
For sure. Oh, shit, okay.
Let's get it warmer.
I think there might be gold in this box.
It just paid for itself.
What the fuck? Then they don't sell it in, dawg!
This is it, right here.
Yes.
Is that alright? This is it, right here.
Complete fucking shit.
Is there how much? 124?
I mean, fuck, I made it back, man.
It's box sandwich time.
Case sandwich.
Cause I liked how that felt.
I did. I liked how that felt.
Gonna build...
Gonna build the case sandwich.
This is a safe strat moment.
And then as long as we don't topple this...
We go but we can't we can't accidentally topple this because it'll fuck the whole RNG man. Here we go
Okay
This shit. I don't think this is ass man
Cuz the whole fucking case is a hundred thirty two bucks
Bro, if you get one full face art it pays for itself, right?
You get one full art
It's hell for nine to ten off the shelf though
Yeah, but it doesn't really matter does it?
because if you get a single card that you know I'm saying pays for itself I
mean you saw you saw packs is a passive thing right the real money is
selling the big big bitch cards you know what I'm saying now the gold wrapper on
the inside the nice touch boom paid for itself son oh and it's still hit now
it's so good I feel really good about this case sandwich I feel good about
Holy shit, yeah, I feel good about this
I'm toppling it, I just accidentally moved it
As long as I don't topple
Is that it?
Okay, that's it
Now?
We do a little mini sandwich on the side
I know, I know
But we need the game to think that we're doing something different
Now the game's like, what the hell is he doing?
What the fuck?
Okay, I'm like, I don't know, I'm just slowly doing the sandwich
And then we go back to the case sandwich
You see how this is all shit?
Getting the bad R&D out of the way.
Yup.
Look at this.
All garbage.
Okay, now watch this.
I'm not gonna get the workbench.
I'm gonna be honest, the workbench is probably gonna be the last thing that I get.
People have told me, and I believe it, that it's kind of ass.
Ooh.
You see what I'm saying?
Yup.
Yes, sir!
Yes sir!
Oh my god, we th- okay, we're actually making some good fucking money on this.
On a heater!
Real.
Yup.
I just know, man, I really just know the strats I'm telling you.
Bards in a day?
Oh, that looks fucking sexy, too.
Finish this off.
I don't know why everyone just doesn't always listen to me, man.
good yeah that case is really shaping up okay this is the new strap yeah sandwich
the cases man I'm telling you I watched this oh damn pull the ghost card it's
not gonna get any better than that I'm off see you later guys I'm out of here
safe strap yep our course with 10 different guys thank you so much dark
course love that I gotta say man I'm liking my little 5am trading card game
DJ will fucking community yeah little fucking DJ Oilers
up a little bit it's kind of nice all the Lamos are gone it's just us cool
people now. Look at what a cool thing we're doing. It's relaxing. If Chelsea didn't ruin
me and turn me into a dark room with no TV on sleeper, I could definitely see this being
a game I, or being a game I fall asleep to. Whoa! Holy! God damn! Where's the R.P.?
dog I repeat for like what 12 hours long time
Eight hours no way. Oh, maybe it was because I podcasted for a while. You're right
Yo, these destiny packs are kind of hidden for me
You think this could you wish this could be a thing after the sub-a-thon
I'll let you know a little secret after I after the sub-a-thon. I'm always like
After the sub-a-thon 10 hours feels like nothing to me
So it's not uncommon to get 12 hour streams even after the sub-a-thon
I'm kind of primed at that point
Sometimes I think about doing that sometimes I'm like I should just my five days. I'm streaming. I should just fuck it
Just G gen just 14-hour streams
I don't know and it's like
It's like that's all I'm doing
good thing. Everything in moderation right? But Twitch is kind of a bitch like that because
it you get rewarded for just fucking only doing that you know. That's just how it is man.
I remember you saying that after the first sub of the um we didn't get any 10 hour streams
ever. That's bullshit. That's not fucking true. These motherfuckers are hidden. Oh
OH MY GOD!
GOD, DIT, alright, yeah, this fuckin'
This fuckin' this case juice.
What the fuck, that shit hit, dawg.
That box went hard as fuck.
I actually think that, I-I-I think it's fully cool, there's no way.
That was borderline illegal card manipulation.
Alright, the devs might actually ban me.
Can I do a high elo only TOS2 game night this week?
I might do Chaos Mod tomorrow?
I want to do that soon, YOOOOO!
Did you get soul in a heater?
I don't think it is, I think it's cooled off, but we'll confirm it.
One more destiny pack.
That shit's cooled off, dog.
Get some destiny packs on the shelf.
I should start doing some of these.
Six of these, bitches, man.
That shit actually treated me right.
Oh, that's nice to spend those.
This one's mine.
Oh, that stinky boy, get in.
And I are a faster checkout guy now.
But do I want to?
Maybe.
I mean, I probably do.
Faster checkout just means more money, right?
Because it's getting...
...MDCs out.
Yeah.
Alright.
Let me rip into these.
And I can finally fire this fucking fat piece of shit.
I'm not talking about myself.
Really?
Yo, yo, we're shit-talking these.
I really don't think these-
I think these are kinda good, actually.
When they hit, they hit.
Okay, yeah, we're gonna have to oh blue booster box after this. Let me get all these on the shelves
And then yeah, I could see that let me get my inventory right
This guy doesn't know what the fuck to do
Need more of those
More of these. We'll do two more
Need another thing of reds
Orges
very fast checkout
My processing fee though. Get the fuck out of my face.
You're gone. Does he not start till tomorrow?
He comes. He comes. Yeah I believe he's worth because if that's the way you know
this game works where it's only a certain amount of people NPC spawned on
the map at once then yeah he would be worth it right. To mean more people
London now, right?
Oh, there he is.
My man.
Man the counter.
I gotta see this guy go to work.
Shit.
Okay, yeah, he's moving.
We need that.
Walks all over your car game?
I'm thinking about doing something crazy, chat.
And I might need you to talk me out of it.
God, I don't know if I should.
I'll do it tomorrow.
I'm thinking about doing a case Big Mac.
That would be fuckin' wild.
I don't wanna get a hole.
I kinda wanna get another card display.
The bitches do look nice!
You really need to round everything now that you have the cash here?
Oh yeah!
I guess I don't.
Oh, it slows them down to give more change?
Oh yeah, that's true.
Good point.
So silly, yes.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I can't believe there's already a meta for this game.
Card only
Can you do that is that legal? This is crazy. This might ruin me. I think I got this
Twip the game is that a judge is slur. Oh, that's not like a slur to me
Thanks for the five gifted subs
Can I open the box while sitting on the sidewalk under the under the street lamp new meta?
I could see that rooftop packs rooftop casino. Oh, oh he looked at it went down
So if two stinky boys coming out, oh, I see
Stinky boy got through
All right, what's the big Mac gonna be?
So we're gonna go red special sauce red
meat
special sauce
bread side of dessert on the sidewalk under the street lamp we're gonna wait
we're gonna wait because I'm worried that my restocker oh no he's going home
it's not a clock okay fuck out you know thousand dollar thousand dollar big
Mac bread this is new tech meat this is actually new tech special sauce it's
That's not good. Can we not build it?
Oh, wait, I wasn't okay.
It can't topple either.
Hey, that's bread.
Meat.
I think the streetlight is fucking-
Meat?
Holy shit, dude.
This is some crazy RNG manipulation.
Oh my god.
It's trying to stop it because it knows.
Because it knows- it knows that I fucking figured it out.
Oh!
If it topples, it's bad luck.
Fuck, dude.
Gotta get my dessert.
I gotta get my dessert on the side.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Alright, the case, Big Mac.
Holy fucking shit!
That's huge R&G.
Okay?
Everyone- the Big Mac only gets good in the middle, though.
We all know this.
We need some b- this was a thousand dollars.
We have some big big hits this is under this is under the street light percent as well. So this is brand new tech
brand new location
brand new
Sandwich
Yeah, I like the middle one. That's the best part of the big Mac both sides are toasted
Okay
So far this hat, I mean but I mean that we know that right, okay
Yeah cuz it's gonna be the middle right you take the middle one out if you get a
big Mac why the fuck do you get a big Mac then just get a fucking just get a
double cheeseburger add fucking dice tongue ends add lettuce add special
sauce and then remove ketchup a big Mac with quarter-pounder patties
oh fuck nice you think this is gonna give me 5k card I don't I don't think it's
even gonna I don't even think this is even gonna start to get good you know
that's risky I think I and I don't even think this next purple case but I think
after that it's gonna start hitting because what actually watch what I'm
gonna do yes that yeah I'm gonna sack the empties okay you can open the boxes
about picking up I don't know if that's true right click yeah that's ramping I
mean you can see you could you can see the strat working right it's it's
ramping up I mean you can see it right I didn't go to Sunday school I barely went
to Monday Friday school I didn't go to Sunday school okay you're not seeing it
You're not looking good. You're not looking hard enough brother. You got to believe in this strap
It is ramping you can see it ramping the game is giving me a little bit
But not a lot because it's just you see it's trying to get me off of it
You see but it's ramping look at it ramp look at the ramp. Okay. Watch this watch this
It's gonna keep ramping
Watch man. I'm telling you dude
Yeah, that's that's ramping up. Oh
It's ramping. Oh god. It's ramping
Holy shit chat. Oh, it's ramp. Oh, yeah. Oh
My god, okay. It's actually ramping up so hard. Okay. I I actually think that
The creator of this game might try to DMC in my stream because I am I am showing all the text
And I'm showing it for free for you guys
Yeah, I actually might get in trouble
Okay
Yep, that's ramped
But here, but this isn't even gonna be the craziest pulls because this is this is gonna be mediocre
I'm telling you it's all about the center of the sandwich
Yep
It's all about the center of the sandwich always
Yep, oh
It's falling to me. Oh, it's calling
God, okay, I might have actually just fucked it up there
It should be okay right click to open someone's head
instead of right-click to open that's just as take a bite oh I see oh wait I
understand okay I'm more I'm worried about accidentally throwing it on the
ground there we'll see no that's a ramp no that's a ramp okay no no no it
actually is no it's not working holy shit that's okay I was gonna do that
Anyways, and I'll tell you why yep. I'll tell you why for this
Still ramping up
Okay, we're halfway through this sandwich now we eat dessert. I know I
Know I know
Yep
Now we have dessert. I know no, I'm telling you I know trust me trust me trust me actually trust me
just a biter the whole thing we get halfway through it
this is what we do here oh my god it's pay alright it's paid for oh shit that's
ramp god it's prime yep so it's all profit now huge why not two dollars
profit that's still profit okay I'm fine finish off the big Mac now come
back to the zone later take a bite out of it five layer burrito attack no that's
fine so that'll be able to buy two new houses by the time I'm done now now it
starts getting crazy this is where the crate dude this is where the actual
fucking insane shit's about to happen. Buckle up chat. You've never seen it. You'll never
see anything like this again in your life. Ever. This is going to be the craziest shit
you've ever seen. Ever. Buckle up. Just wait. Just wait. It needs a second to ram back up.
It does need a second to ram back up but it will happen. No, no, no. It's going to
ram. This is going to be shit. We just got to get through this. We got to get
through the bun. Everyone knows the middle bun is the worst part. No, it looks like it's
cooling off. This is a noob trap. Okay. It looks like it's cooling off to get the noobs
off of this, but the pros know this is just getting its second wind. Look at that. That's
what we call a ramp sign. You gotta look for those subtle hints of the games giving
you. Like, hey, you're close. Keep digging. I'm telling you, man, you went back out
because you're a noob, but real pros no? Nah. That the game just gave you a sign actually.
Oh the top of the top of those, oh no. The top of those packs hitting the bottom of the
bottom. Yeah, no, it's over. No, that guy's open the box strap. It's actually fucking me.
that guy's open the box rat when it's on your hands is actually fucking me I
think that's what it is because look okay oh it's that that's salvageable then
that's salvageable that's that's the strap not whatever the fuck that what
What did I say? That guy's open the fucking box strat is just ridiculous.
There we go.
Yeah that guy needs to be banned. That's fucking ridiculous.
Awful.
Look at me, look at this.
Yup.
I think this might have already- this might already be worth.
Hey, it's my- my fucking tax dollars paid for this fucking street.
I can open up cards here if I want.
I don't give a fuck.
My fucking tax dollars are paid for this street, they're paid for the fucking electricity from the lamp.
Look at that!
I told you Nuke trap before!
This is a ramp.
A pro knows a ramp up when they see one.
Easily a fucking ramp up.
Look at it!
Look at that shit man!
You would fucking stop!
But I'm a pro, I can recognize ramp signs.
you don't listen to me about you know you don't listen you don't listen to
yourself about that shit I fucking know thanks for the raid I haven't spoken I
actually haven't spoken to my family in weeks don't talk about that cuz of the
subodon fucking subodon locked that person said handicapped handicapped
rampside yeah you're gonna be seeing more of those too buddy keep talking
you're gonna be seeing one right when you pull to your driveway this was a
huge fucking payoff is the rumor if you display your ghost cards you try more
customers true probably not I mean it maybe I don't know I don't fucking know
man I only know about card opening tech ask me about that okay that was pretty
good I think this purple box is gonna end up being the best because it's
pretty primed this shit is pretty primed man
Cartek is really just a pump first half of the box is always garbage everyone knows
that I think there I think there's a ghost in this box ah this is pretty normal
if you live in California something like this second half of the box is
always the best everyone knows it yeah I think that this might be a this might
a prime box. I think this might actually be a ramp-up box. So now we have two
options and this is why I this is why I kept dessert right because if the game
is gonna give me an obvious the RNG is ramping up box I'm not gonna put it on
the fucking bun that's stupid as shit right. I gotta go back into dessert I
I gotta take that RNG put into the Destiny cards.
Yeah, that's why I saved that. Oh yeah, okay.
That just confirmed me, everything I need to know.
That's why we do these things.
This was a ramp the RNG up box.
It actually was.
We do a little bit of save manipulation.
What around the block tech? Who discovered that?
Okay.
Okay, that's a really good sign, Jay. That's what you want to see.
Watch this. Right here. Fourth pack, I'm calling it. Count. Yep. Let's do it.
Yep. Oh yeah, definitely the fourth pack. All right, watch this right here. Fourth pack. Yep.
I was off. Maybe it was the fifth. Maybe I counted wrong.
I could have counted wrong. It's possible. No! Did I count wrong or is it? No! My ramp.
But my- my fucking- maybe the fucking case Big Mac isn't it? Maybe I got it- maybe I'm
I'm straying too far from my original strats again.
Let's take this one, son.
Yeah, I could see this being a bug report too.
I'll talk to the devs and discord.
I'll go into the devs discord tonight and be like, hey, uh.
I think I found a pretty big bug in your game.
Wait, OK, hold on.
You just got a $2,600 card.
What the fag!
I guess I opened up two ghost cards tonight
so I can't be too mad.
Maybe I overate.
No, that's not a thing.
That's a myth.
Hey Decevonny, I may have-
I- this may have been a loss, cause I spent a thousand dollars on all this shit.
What's my binder worth? I dunno, we'll have to look.
You think it was a big profit?
Maybe.
Last set in the Big Mac.
Last set a-
Okay.
That's good.
I'm buying the fucking workbench, man.
I heard shitty, I'm gonna wait-
I'm gonna wait to buy that shit.
Yeah, I'm letting the right click open too yeah I don't know maybe it was worth
I'm gonna leave this as a monument to why to not stray from too far from the
tech that was a that was a pretty big stray
McElex oh shit you're flying off the shelf oh you bought the ghost card
off the shelf let's talk it up man that's wasted money god damn it I wish
I wish you would ask if you're sure, that's my biggest pull, Penis.
What else can I buy?
I can't even afford a truck by those two, though.
What the fuck is this?
Bunko pops?
Well, yeah, actually.
I knew it.
I knew this was gonna be some stupid ass shit.
For level 46, you'll open one a bit below 1k and then you'll get a full R, full R-leg
hollow pull.
I think he knows the fucking struts buddy. I'm the tech guy around here. Yeah, who's this guy? I think he is
Buddy I know the tech
Not you me
Reverse helix put a little bit of red on top of that
Yeah, this guy's never heard this guy's ever rainbow zigzagged in his life
So when I make my move
No, you call triple stankies
Oh. Alright, I'm going to bed.
Which VOD?
Boys do look nice.
Whoa!
That looks cool too.
This one, this isn't a VOD.
This is me live at twitch.tv.com.
But not anymore.
Mike Block first day.
Helping with Blind Sun.
What about the court case one?
You know what I'm talking about?
It was a beautiful day in the bill.
Does anyone know what that is?
There's no way.
There's no way someone just knows that off the top of their head.
Divorce court.
Look at my park.
That's so long.
This is Mike's first day.
But I thought it was going to just.
Bitch, you got three seconds to bend over and.
Two.
Get ready for backside.
Three.
Turn around.
Nah, hell nah, bro.
You're going to have to drag me off my block.
All right.
You're going to get paid.
All right, I could pepper that in, I guess.
We do a Chase Clowder one, it's 10 hours.
Go for it.
There's Wranglers in there, that's fine.
Jimmy Kinsonyera, all right, find it.
Confirm the VOD.
There's no one to surround that you can.
There's so many views.
This is the birth of Nice Block.
We'll do Mike Block first day, backside.
I kind of got away from that voice.
Wrangler rights violation.
This is the first day after surgery of Ricky.
I should play a TFRP or SOE VOD on these days.
I don't even know if those are...
I don't think VOD guys started up until way after, you know.
Old VOD channel has those. Oh, maybe.
I need a suggestion channel for VODs in the Discord.
Did the mods ever make those or did I was that me screaming into the void? No, there's no way SOE vods are I mean
I I would be fucking shocked if they were
Boy would I be surprised?
I said I want to do chef Ben on Friday. I did I did say that. I'll do this first a mic block
And I'll do
Well, that's only an hour
Don't want the Vod of Wrangler shooting storm
No, no, I feel like that's even too recent like fuck. I guess it sounds like two years ago
No, okay
Fucker
Chase Clowder one old pepper one in I guess
Even we get to that part of the subodon
Hey, when we get to that part of the sublon really good all the good VODs are starting to
Surely there's got to be some more out there. That's a good VOD
This is the giga lawyer one right here
Let's say like three hours. This is the creation of corn roll
This is a va this is this is a va deception though
This is a va of a va
because they're
That would be a va of a va
First bit of Chase is a va. All right, whatever
whatever
So what do we got?
Chase
First day Mike
Well guys, hopefully there's a stream tomorrow
Hopefully there's a stream tomorrow man two hours and four. Here comes that jing. Yeah. Oh
Man don't edge too hard
Anything's possible. We'll see I'll be surprised man. I feel like this has been a pretty
high energy sub-a-thon also at 10 a.m. The
Deal starts. We'll see we'll see
You know what I'm saying you want to work is stop it. I have your chance to tell you
All right, I
Am fucking off
No, I'll do first day Mike in the middle because that it's six
Okay, so some people be able to cast catch first day Mike is they kind of like wake up and get ready for work
I
Fucked up
Doing that thing where it doesn't where it plays like halfway through it watch later
No history and I'm supposed to
Bang bang bang
I close it and I reopen it YouTube tech
I see you stayed up too late walking me watching me last night. Yep. What the fuck? Why is it working?
No
Doing that thing where um
This motherfucker said we should where it starts like in the middle of it
She didn't even like it
Lucky do you remember how to fix this if you're still here?
Deeper yo dog. What's really good bitch last time you skipped to the end
I did huge in there huge all right nice job all right we'll see if there's no you
think you found one Christo 25 here comes the Edgers here actually comes
the Edgers. Thank you for the 25 gifted man. We need that. We need that actually. We actually
do need that. Okay. Thank you for the 25 gift. I feel bad. All right. Thanks 25 gifted. See
you. But that's actually what I'm about to do. Well, Vod is this. We have a very good
Chase Cloudervod, this is the one with all the attorneys, into First Aid Mike, into a
little more Chase Clouder, into Randy Wrangler and Cordwood, screwing around.
Okay, cool. Easy. See you guys. Hopefully there's a stream tomorrow because I really
want a stream tomorrow and for the rest of the week. Bye. Yeah, Jack Gardingly would
be good. Remind me tomorrow that I want to do Jack Gardingly, but I need someone
to like just clip the Jack Gardingly part out of that sub-a-thon so I can do it
separate okay cool I feel like I have every fucking reason to be angry man
hello it's not our it's not real with you guys I really don't hold on a second
would you mind if I get in your car I don't mind it at all you you need to see
I'm very okay okay let's go gun right there we go thank you very much you
need a gun right I have one last job oh I need a gun right now you know that
What? Huh? What does that mean?
I need a gun. Right need more gun
What kind of gun do you need? Uh, just whatever could kill a person the easiest
Or whatever can make a person put his hands up right right no not just killing
Look, I need to apply as EMS so I need a gun that can murder a person
get you a gun. Okay. What is it
gonna cost? How much money do you have
man? $71. I'll take 1000. I got 70.
I'll pay you back bro please. Okay
listen, you take the gun. Look I don't
think you understand. My daughter's
in there. Wait what? My daughter's
in there. Like Steven Seagal style? No
Oh no, my data!
She's in the hospital.
I gotta get her out.
She's been in there talking about dinner
and Netflix for two years.
And she's trapped.
Okay, but hear me out.
She didn't even like anime before she started his EMS.
Oh my, seriously?
Right.
I got, my data's in there.
You think they watched their brain?
Right.
They made a watch anime?
Right.
Right, right, right, and then she starts going like
She says that oh my god, they wash the brain right, right, that's the issue
You get the gun for free now, but that's what you got you gotta pay me back later
Okay, okay, give me the money from them. Okay. Do you want to work as EMS with me?
No, okay, I will drive for you. No, all right
Okay, we drive the ambulance. I
Can drive ambulance. Yeah
No, hold on. Let me get that gun for you. Thanks Abdul. Yeah, yeah, thanks
You're asking for his fucking name, okay, right? This is all I have, okay?
It has extended all right. This will work. I think
this will work this will work wish wish me luck on applying for a job right you
might not want to go in with a yes yes a much better okay okay now listen I
will go and park the cabin front of the hospital door right right pistol
black thank you you must welcome why would I get the X I haven't done
anything wrong I am not okay with this RP please stop making me laugh yeah I'm
not going to me okay the admins know I'm fucking pissed off well not not to
this extent I guess hey I want to apply for EMS
apply for EMS my favorite show is Ozark and I'm having Arby's for dinner
tonight here's my gun all right well
when he comes back oh god I hate him
where's one right now I'm gonna go get
one yeah I'm gonna go get one that'll
that's true that'll really impressed them
Abdul we got to go get a tow truck
driver and execute them I don't mind
that okay I don't mind that the car
Look there's one over there look there's one right there
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna chase this one because he's about to go to the impound
Man can have them
Why why you gotta kidnap them so well, it's a part of the job
It's part of the cap. Yeah, it's a part of the job. I don't know I
Don't mind it. Yeah, it's a part of the job. I really hope it's Nick
I'll swear to God if it's Nate this tow tracker. He literally towed the car of mine
Yeah, put it on top of his tow truck and throw it in the ocean
Along with his tow truck, you know why because he does not want me to find it. Okay
Here we go
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Get in the car. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Because we're taking a hostage
All right, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Get to the hospital. It's not trendy. You know that
Now I am very good at crime and EMS work. What's the difference in my right?
You know you're putting so much to the guy you're taking as a guy
Wait, hold on stop the car, stop the car, stop the car
Wait, stop the car, I'm cool
Okay, go go go go go
This is my taxi call, I cannot, I have to go and really
Yeah, take me to the hospital.
Alright.
Okay.
I'm getting another one.
Not you.
I don't care about you.
Are you a tow truck driver?
No.
Well.
I'm gonna take this doctor though.
Get on your fucking hands and knees.
Call the EMS here now.
Tell them this is my application.
When I need the doctor though.
No, I need the doctor.
No, I need the doctor I need the doctor you guys are gonna miss Penta streams chat
What am I doing that other that that other people don't do?
I'm learning surgery today name one thing I'm doing that other people don't do call the EMS. Oh, I want to apply
He wants to practice. I want to apply for EMS
No, no, no, no, no, no get on your hands and knees bitch
I mean I mean sir I'm trying I'm just trying to figure out how to get
Spiderman Spider-Man Spider-Man Spider-Man there you go
you should have thought about this before I wanted to be in me in EMS yeah
they should have thought about this that's why you're gonna die now I'm
I'm sorry!
Oh, okay.
Where are they?
That's so long.
Did either of you call?
Yeah, they're on a call.
So guys, how's it going?
Oh my God, I'm getting bored!
Oh shit, he's getting bored.
Oh my God, I'm so fucking bored!
No, no.
If you guys-
Oh my God!
I'm more than 5 minutes.
Say it, this is not for you, man!
That's so-
That's true, hold on, let me practice.
Wait, are you trying to be an EMS person?
Right, this is my application!
Oh, don't you need to make an emergency?
What kind of car was he towing? That's a really important factor.
Uh, hey, hey, what kind of car were you towing?
Uh, I was towing, uh...
He got four darts!
What's his top, what's its top speed?
When it's towing...
Hello, I'm trying to apply for EMS!
Probably 60?
60?
When it's tuned?
Oh, I don't know, it's too late, so it's one of those...
Well, you didn't know how fast it is when it tunes, that's what really matters.
Right!
I'm not afraid, I'm a total gatherer, how the hell will that last... am I supposed to know?
You should know.
Oh.
How expensive was that car?
I'm at Pillbox!
I'm at...
I'm no more than a pillbox.
I'm at Pillbox!
Yeah, I'm at Pillbox!
Is it Pillbox or Taiment?
It's uh, the name was actually changed recently. It's called Jack Gardner Lee Memorial Hospital. They might be confused
I'm getting bored. He's bored. Please. I'm getting bored
Bored
No, no, yes
I have to kill you I want it's okay. It's legal for me to do this I
I can do this! I'm gonna be EMS!
Oh, okay, whatever.
Well, I'm not sure that's true, man.
You saved my life afterwards.
Don't worry, I'm allowed to do this.
I think only Mike Block can do that.
What? Do what?
I guess I can't object.
Execute people, that's what Mike Block does.
He's gonna be really pissed when he finds out that you're doing his stick.
Listen lady, I only have like three sticks total, okay?
Back off.
My arms have been up for a really long time. I'm not comfortable. Oh
Oh, yeah, then please put him down. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. What about you ma'am? Are your arms uncomfortable?
She's very comfortable. I'm not executing you unless you guys have ever toad. I've never told is that any of us?
Why
I'm do maybe maybe I can be comfortable with that come on don't drive her you know what you've
managed is supposed to do inside the hospital I think it's more so oh okay come on don't
down there I can apply for
yeah this picture
there we go
hey remember
remember
say sorry to the hostage
I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm sorry
did you lock your car? did he let you lock your car? very important
is the car okay? get in!
I'm in already
come on!
oh I'm going
Right, come on!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Over here! Hey!
There's dead dead person there, I thought.
Hey, I'm here to apply for EMS!
Alright!
Get on your hands and knees!
Are you guys EMS?
Okay, this is my application!
Oh no!
Oh my god!
Do I got the job?
No, sir. Why the hell not?
You gotta put them in handcuffs. Oh shit
God all right. Come on
So why do you just leave them here? All right, look could you just uh?
Could you just pass this application along for me? Yeah, drop it drop it on the floor. Thanks
Just leave it there and we'll pass it along.
Will you? Will you?
Yes.
Definitely pass it. What's your name again?
Chase Clowder, like Chaddie!
Like, like, like Shouda, okay.
Like Chaddie!
We'll make sure to pass along your application.
Please just leave it with us and we'll take care of it, sir.
Yeah, you can, we can't die here too, you know, since you just leave him here.
Wait, hold on! I have an extra reference!
I think I nailed it.
Is there an EMS truck over there?
Hey, how's it going?
My application for EMS is right over there.
That guy's a tow truck driver.
Alright.
Alright, I can't.
I'm the best of black man, I really hope they accept you.
I hope so too, I really need this job.
Yeah, I can see Dan, I can see why.
Where would you like to go Nates?
Ew, you know what I'd really like.
Wait, hold on, drop me, drop me.
I'll be back. I'm finna call you
You know what I need is I cuz I need an I need an ambulance
That's really what I mean, so we can show up and be like EMS
No, it's no, it's fine. I sleep back here. I want to fix this dude. Hold on. I want to fix this
It's cooter close your launcher go to patch day. Yeah
Verify. I guess I can verify them.
Okay. Reload the launcher. Okay.
I guess I'll try to verify them. I didn't do that.
You had to restart twice. Oh, is your shit fucked up too?
Oh, I'm gonna have some explaining to do tonight.
Off-streamer, I chop. I don't care.
I stand behind all of it. I'm gonna have some
explainin' to do. Mantis, do you wanna be EMS with me? Today? I'm gonna roll up on scene
in a ambulance and murder people. All day I'm gonna do this.
Hahahaha
It's not so long
Low quadruple down, it's I'm EMS I can do this
I'm allowed to do this
I'm emish
I will change title. All right
EMS are pain
What am I doing? It's illegal. Your car deserved to be
I don't understand!
Empower game the fucking world out of you.
What the fuck are you saying?
What am I doing that's bad?
What is bad?
You want me to play? Sure, Mantis. Hop on.
Fuck it, man.
Chase Klauser is my go-to when I'm frustrated with things.
I probably just should have done that instead of popping off on stream.
But you know what, chat?
Here's the thing, dude.
Hurt people say hurtful things, chat.
Hurt people say hurtful things.
That's the worst part about this whole thing man, I feel- I really do honestly feel like a- I mean I did, I lost a friend man, you know?
It sucks dude.
It's really depressing.
I hate that shit, but you know what?
Just as what it is, you know?
I didn't really do- I didn't do anything wrong, I feel- I feel like I didn't do anything wrong.
Ha ha ha, you know what I mean?
I- yeah I got Mantis.
I guess, I don't know.
You guys just disagreeing a loser?
I don't know man!
Oh, fuck.
That's awkward.
Oh, God.
Someone got my application.
Hired!
Hey, holy hotcakes.
This is our first RP drama stream in a while. That's exciting.
So, the profile picture, that's me.
When I was 12, I was a...
I was briefly a Hollister model.
Drama? You just have to just...
I mean, hey man, you can't RP without a big drummer, right?
Enjoy the tea while you can. I don't want to do this man. You know, I don't want to do this. I just
I'm just so frustrated with the whole thing that I can't fucking keep it in anymore. You know what? I mean
I'm just so frustrated with the whole situation, man
I don't know. I had a long talk last week with airborne and then I had a long talk with coop too
And that was nice. I probably just should have reached out to them again
And talked to them it was things weren't this bad when I talked to them though. You know what I'm saying
okay says files validated it's not helpful for the server and I know it's
just you're right it's not I don't like popping off like that it's just it's
just such a shitty situation man you needed to restart 5m and launch her
twice really what did it what what happened did it start like downloading
same quiet like don't you happen isn't good for the server either yeah but you
You know, I've already expressed my frustrations to a lot of people, but, and I'm sorry man,
I hate to say this, but I feel like that I can't, you know, I don't know dude, I feel
like unless I get a Reddit thread about something, like, you know, you know what I mean man?
I hate this, I hate this.
Man, Bench trial, we didn't even do anything.
Oh, word?
Bench trial.
It falls on death ears without Reddit.
I don't think that's necessarily true and like I said, I did talk to coop and airborne and but I didn't I wasn't this mad then I
Should have followed up with them
In all honesty, I should have
Wait every time I push new clothes. I have to delete my day 1516 and G files. I don't think I have them
It's a thing. I know that kind of pushed me over the edge, too
When I saw her clip of being like Wrangler made up all these lies when like it's literally
Like did you guys see what actually happened?
Dude if anything what rank what Wrangler thinks happened is so
Dude, it's so much. It's so much better than what actually happened, dude
Wrangler was pretty close. Yeah
What Wrangler thinks is actually better and like I said, you know, I don't know man
I never expected accessory to attempted murder to stick, right?
That's why I was charged with that. That's why I charged with that. If I if I really
Absolutely completely wanted to fuck them. I would have went with criminal use because like I said, that's all day, dude
That's all fucking day criminal use. No doubt about it. No question. There's no argument, you know
But you know man I went I
I went with these charges to try to facilitate some quarter P and to try to keep shit moving while also putting her in a position to where
You know there wouldn't be consequences, but RP would be involved and fuck me, right dude. Fuck me. I'm the fucking asshole
You know
But don't that RP
He doesn't really have it like it's it's it's pretty much already done. It just has to go to court
You know
But you know what?
there is some good news there is some good news all right Doug Yanks hit up
fucking elephant and was like hey if Doug gets drug lord charges we can make
it times three times five times a hundred whatever dude so he it seems
seems like he wants that rp so that's fucking cool
and then also
and i do need to focus on it i've been neglecting it a bit i've been getting a
little consumed with this oh c-shirt
i need to just pray i i need to just move on man
apple shampoo plays a secretary at pillbox and she messaged me today
and said that there was this note
uh... left that
I say Pillbox, I'm at Mission Row. She plays the Secretary at Mission Row.
And it says, the New World Order is coming. Justice will prevail.
Sacrifices will be made. Do not get in the way of the new future.
Wrangler, do not take one of my people again.
The police are not welcome. Then the New World, you have been warned.
Do not save those who are chosen to die for the cause.
So there is some cool shit on the horizon.
um... cult rp? yeah, yeah
see if this shit works
yeah, I know, I know
so you know what man?
glad I'm not completely discouraged
dude
fuckin'
pent-a-rp getting fucked over
by EMS
that shit's been happening for like four years now, so
like I said, the only rea-
I think the only reason I'm so upset is cause you know it's coming from someone who I really consider a friend, man
but uh...
you know how it is
That's life. Oh my God! The streets really are cold, man. You give it time, feelings
will pass. You know what, man? I don't really, like I said, dude. And I would, I would suggest
it forever, man, you know, when someone shows you their true colors, you know? Alright,
free car!
I know it's a shitty situation, but maybe try to do something else today? No pixel
is on a banning spree you and Kylone rp streams I watch anymore why would I get
banned I'm right not true for the band thing yeah who fucking who got banned
being right doesn't matter you know what fucking dude I don't care man I said I
you know I said how I felt and I'm not wrong so fucking I don't care if
anyone here a tow truck driver this guy hey bring him over here hey get off
Oh my shit looks better. Yeah, literally all I did was reset it a bunch. Who's the tow truck driver?
I need to apply for EMS
I'm taking this guy. I'll bring him back. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Everyone I'm sorry. Hold on. Here's some money. Oh, I'll bring you back a Tudor chip
Hey, I'm sorry I'm a little delayed, but that was on the phone.
Hold on, what's your name, sir?
I don't know, $10.
$10?
That's a fine, $10 bucks.
He gave me $10.
Mine even, I'm good.
Well, not that.
That's not what I'm asking if you're okay with.
Excuse me.
Sir, are you trying to take me clean this?
No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing all of a sudden?
I'm trying to apply for EMS. I need to execute this man
What get in the car come on? I have to go murder you at the hospital. I want to be EMS
Yep, when do I get the tuner trip? Oh, I got it
Come on retainer. Yeah, I got it. Come on get in the key
Get in the key
Okay, get in the key. I'm sorry. I'm a slow motherfucker. I got a leg thing. Oh
You want me to use the door?
I'm gonna get you their shit. Yeah, I'm sorry
Bye I'm sorry
Yeah, sorry
Oh good the EMS are here where'd he go?
Oh for fuck's sake! How's it going sir? Hey have you ever towed a car?
I have not no. Damn. Hey can you see this guy's car? No I can't. Oh good. Good it's
on me. Yeah you want to get in real quick? Yeah sure fuck it. Come on. I'm trying to
find a tow truck driver so I can execute him at the hospital. Now what
would you... well up where? Nah it's just a truck. I'm trying to apply for
EMS
Wait, so you're gonna ask to give them and then like revive like save them. I mean no hey are any of you guys don't truck drivers
damn
Can you call one down here?
Yeah, it's okay. Everything I'm doing is legal
There any in the yelping I don't know. Oh what first idea I don't got a phone have fun where?
You need a phone yeah. Oh, yeah, could I get a phone?
Thanks, McLean
Yeah, I have a good one. I have a okay. I love you. Yeah. Love you, too
I'm in love with you is what I mean damn
Come on chase you gotta be braver than that. You can't be a coward
I'll see it next time
Hey, I'm speaking. Hello. I need a tow truck driver at pillbox at uh, what is it?
Gardening Lee never mind fuck you
Get in the care hold on you're my job. You're my job application. What does that mean get in the game?
Wait, is that the execution you're talking about right get in oh, there's this guy. Well, it's a really caught slip it
Well now I'm using you
What I want to be an EMS worker so bad
Come on. There's one here. Are you okay with all this?
huh what yeah you are right with all this hello sir all right get out get out
now damn it son of a bitch god damn it son of a bitch real quick is a tow truck
driver is an EMS how many people am I legally allowed to execute as many as
Thank you!
It's on the way!
Point it to your head right now, bro!
He's gonna shoot you!
Bro, I got a gun pointed at your head right now, bro!
What are you doing?
What are you, the gun pointed to your head right now?
Hey, sir, I will say you are having some problems with that car.
On the fact that...
You're about to have problems with your dick when I shoot it off!
I can't get in there is what I'm trying to tell you!
Alright!
Okay!
I'm trying my very best.
I'm trying my very best sir. Okay now get in get put him in the cab
Drive a seat already. You're not even in the sun some black dude. Oh my god. Why would you say that?
Hey what? Oh?
Why?
Why would you say that?
Well because outside of the car you're clearly a rabbi.
You need to stop doing hitting around here.
Hey, I'm applied for EMS. Get out of my face. Get out of the car.
Unless you're Tocha drivers!
It's that kid sir!
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Wait, we don't have Tocha drivers?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't.
I gotta see what's going on here.
Get on your fuckin' hands and knees!
Hey EMS!
Do you apply for a job?
Uh, okay.
Alright, get on your hands and knees!
Spider-man?
Spider-man!
No, you don't have the job.
Why not?
Yeah, do I got the job?
No you don't.
Why? What did I do wrong?
You're going to kill yourself in front of me, right? Yeah, I'm applying for a job as EMS. Oh, yes, okay
This what this isn't illegal
Wait, it's the cops everyone quickly lie to him. I can't hear you
Right
Absolutely look can you boyfriend you're gonna cover this whole thing up, right?
McLean come here baby baby
McLean baby
McLean
Call him down here
And McLean this guy's requesting you to come down to his boyfriend chase clowder
He said your boyfriend chase clouds at once, right?
Baby
Hey, Resnick, you're okay with this whole thing, right now?
Yes, I'm okay with it.
Motherfuckers, shut up.
What's your name?
Billy, Billy man.
Where is he?
He's behind me.
Oh.
Can you put your hands down? Come over here.
I'm comfortable with being arrested right now.
Dan, clear this scene quick!
Okay, okay, I did it.
Okay, all right
What's that damn did this
You did this down
With you the entire time sir
You over here with him. What's going on with you apparently down. I saw everything. Yes, McLean clean it
Clean us
While in my come on come on
Come on baby clear the seed for me, please
What do you mean? Clean it up? What the fuck did you do clean it up real quick? I was just applying is it for EMS?
I am busy with evidence shot at people you want me to clean the evidence all of it
wait is actually come on baby I love you what the fuck I don't love you baby what
the fuck why not what did I do that was bad
what claim is all and did you see it did you see this man shoot I saw I did yeah
I did wait he's a minute yeah I was I did I was just applied for EMS the EMS
made him do it Ricky has only I can do this legally the emir said that if he
kills that man they'll hire him pretty much that's what they said yeah pretty much
he missed it when he said if he kills someone they'll hire him because he's
good at putting someone down you know like how they put on an angle it was
self-defense man did take a second back I had a gun check him he had a he had a
rocket launcher yeah check him he's got a gun really rock it up is right get on
We'll take this the Bench trial everything
He was he was a tow truck driver, so he was a tow truck driver unimportant
What are you think is clean?
Yeah, I did I did this I did do this yes. Oh you you just admitting it. Oh, right, but it's not it's legal
He was just away the investigation from me, sir. Well
How am I supposed to be like Wrangler if you take away the investigation from me?
Hold on a second hold on a second
Hey Dante and Chase. I'm really not comfortable with the screen. Who's doing that?
who's uncomfortable who's uncomfortable so you know if you could just let me go
can you check can you look up look up Dante Dante look up what's up look up
no you're gonna have to look at let him go ocean ocean Charlie
Dante ocean ocean Charlie oh fuck yeah sorry sorry oh free to go red oh shit
and I won't come back here so that means sorry and I'm looking at the roof
evidence that there is evidence up there of me being free to go
He's not comfortable, please let my client go, he's uncomfortable.
Well, can you just do whatever?
I'm really not comfortable in these cuffs right now.
He's not comfortable, you're gonna have to let him go, I'm afraid.
Okay, let me go speak to Reduce.
I'll help him out.
I'm not comfortable in these cuffs!
No.
Thank you, Eugene!
Let's go be EMS together!
Let's go leave.
I'm not going to have this instant.
Let's stop.
Ow!
I'm not comfortable!
Stop it!
He's not comfortable!
Oh my God!
He doesn't even care!
Stop it!
He doesn't even care!
Come on let's get out of here Eugene come on Eugene
Again, that's my oh, no
Alex Alex I'm being kidnapped. I'm uncomfortable
I'm uncomfortable help
Hey, have a good one guys. See you guys
Wow, that's that easy, huh?
Wait, are we immune?
Let's go run them all over
Hey fucking I don't care
I could- I could use a couple days off.
Ha ha ha!
Alright, well I don't want that many n-
Ha ha ha ha!
Huh! Hey, you got any lockpicks?
I do have a lockpick.
Let's go steal an ambulance and be EMS.
Alright then.
Alright, I think I got the job.
There's one right there, let's-
Hey, there's one right there!
Oh!
That'll-
I don't want me to lose.
Well, here's another one over here.
Who is another one?
Man, I was...
I was driving.
Oh, thank you for the keys.
Oh, that wasn't me.
I don't know what the other one was.
Thank you for the keys.
That's...
All right, yeah!
You're welcome!
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
I definitely needed those.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Thank you.
So, my old-time friend Eugene,
what have you been up to?
What did you call me?
Eugene?
Hello, I'm Eugene. My old long-lost friend.
What?
Eugene!
Oh, me, Eugene.
Oh, hello, long-lost friend. What's your name?
It's you!
Who am I?
What?
You, you!
Chase Clowder! EMS!
What's EMS behind us?
Who is that? Who is that?
I think they hired you when you killed that man.
Ow!
We're being followed check this out. Oh
Hey, look there's an ambulance
Execute them execute them man
Come on Eugene
I'm not comfortable with any of this
I think give me the lunch. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you are you're thinking I have the gun to your head right now
Here's a police car key
No, I do
Not comfortable
Alright, I'm just really not comfortable
It works. Hell playing run
Come on. Yeah. Yes. Don't oh my god
Not comfortable stop it. It makes me feel awkward
Come on Eugene, let's go BMS
Oh my god my tires
Oh my goodness. Oh my god
What's happening? We're EMS
I'm not comfortable leave me alone and just saving lives hold on don't worry
play I'm gonna get you out of it
quickly go to the bank it's a green zone
no I'm gonna get him out of this who needs to go to the bank all pink cage
it's green zone there they can't hear this there no no I don't think so I
guess I guess I think so yeah I think I said they were just mad at the
Listen guys, I know exactly what we're gonna do, okay? We need a fast car to escape this situation, right?
We do
Stan tell LG to check his email
Where just walking away behind us. Oh
Looking for the back of this vehicle
And then we flew the back of it.
Cree!
Lane, run!
Lane, what are you doing?
Where's Stan?
Stan's in the car.
Stan!
Oh, please, yeah, just a second.
Lane!
Stan!
Stop the van.
Half-LJ, check his emails, please!
Are you comfortable with your talking to me time?
Stan!
You're comfortable.
Tell LJ to check his emails.
We need a fast car to get out of this situation.
Run!
Keep running.
Eugene, send LJ an email.
Who?
Who's LJ?
Please!
I don't know who LJ is.
Fuck!
What did we do?
We're not comfortable!
You can't tell we're not comfortable!
Please, for fuck's sake!
We're not-
We're not comfortable!
What the fuck?
AHHHHH!
Look, I'm not-
I don't want this!
Fuck!
You're going to jail!
Oh my god!
Are you forcing this on me?
You're going to jail, sir.
Oh my-
Sign you out of the right to remain silent.
Anything you do or say,
I can't afford to turn any one of you points right at you by the state.
You understand this right?
Do you understand this?
I'm not comfortable.
Stand Betrayal!
No, it's for something else that you didn't see.
Okay, we can talk about that after.
Stand, please.
You're the only one that's a judge.
Please!
Please stand for fuck's sake, please!
Uh, Hidzon, you want this guy?
Uh, Hidzon, I don't want this!
I don't want this! What the fuck?
He doesn't want this, but he's going to fucking jam!
Oh my god!
Time!
I'm not comfortable!
Cover up what?
India this! Being arrested!
Yes, I stole his clothes because he...
No time! You're not!
Watch your head, watch your head!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Well, I guess they were handed to the media.
I'm not comfortable!
Oh, that's kind of...
uncomfortable this is an atrocity he's uncomfortable with what I don't want this
situation what situation I don't want any of this you steal the fucking EMS
card well I wanted to do that okay but you didn't want this no I don't want
this part what do you fucking mean yes it is I'm an EMS you do the crime you
do know what the fuck are you talking about I did I executed a man right
there at the hospital yeah I don't cuz I don't want this oh hey oh my god you
know what you guys are you're fucking targeting me time how time you're
fucking targeting me and you're fucking corrupt I mean fucking targeted
right now I want fucking seven I want as many goddamn lawyers as you can get
do what I can do you are fucking targeting me am I am yes it seems like
that but I'm you are you're corrupt dude AJ bro are you really gonna let her do
this bro she's a fucking cadet bro fuck look just let me go real quick okay
And it won't be bad for you
It's gonna be bad. You're gonna be like Michael Jackson Michael Jackson
Don't call me that
Can you get the gate yeah, yeah, I'm gonna
Yeah, I stole the gun I still have a gun
No I'm not comfortable with not dropping the weapon
I have a cop held hostage I have a cop held hostage I have a cop held hostage I have a cop held hostage
If I had a cop held hostage, he's got shot.
What the fuck?
Oh my God, time, you're the worst.
How am I-
Oh, you're targeting me.
Why would you target me like this?
You're pointing a gun at officers.
What am I supposed to do?
Yeah, I don't want this though.
All right.
And I told you that,
and you're fucking targeting me.
But why are you pointing guns at officers?
Because I do-
If you don't want this, then don't do it.
But I did want to do that.
Okay, then therefore you are getting arrested, sir.
No, I don't want this.
I'm a fucking EMS, bro! I was in the truck and everything!
Bro, I honestly, I literally don't care, bro.
Oh my god!
Damn!
Clean the scene!
Or he did.
Oh good. Yeah, we're good.
Yeah, we're good, bro.
Clean the scene.
Bro, I literally don't care.
Oh my god!
Listen, listen, listen.
Oh my god, Ty!
You're fucking toxic!
wasn't there so I cleared this nice you're fucking good time reducer more
like toxic increase her oh that's fine that's fine well you're going to jail
today sir well at least I'm not toxic okay so you're corrupt and you're
targeting me so okay I'm chief of the Jews what oh my I'm chief of the Jews
okay and you're talking you're targeting me there's only one individual that
I hate Jewish people.
Hmm.
I don't want to see.
Where is my team of lawyers?
Let's get you to the hospital first.
No, I don't want that.
Well, you're going back to the hospital.
No, I don't want it.
I'm not comfortable.
Why don't you care?
Because you almost, you put in a gun at me.
Why would I care?
Yeah, I did.
I did do that.
And I did.
OK, so why would I care?
Because I don't want this.
What is she not understanding?
I don't want to care.
I just look up.
What is she not understanding well, I don't get I don't get what you're trying to say
Okay, hold on a second like one month. You need to compromise here. He's not comfortable
Well, why do you steal EMS?
Truck was comfortable with that
This listen
Listen, if you're willing to go I'm not I'm not going back
Wait, hold on. Are you telling me when I was being investigated by all I had to do
What do you mean?
Just because he's not comfortable with it?
Listen, if he wasn't comfortable with it, he wouldn't have done the...
Wait, Chase!
Chase!
Claire.
Check your...
I'm fucked.
Chase, are you telling me that?
Tell her to check her emails!
Chase, are you telling me that?
Tell her to check her emails!
I just had to say I'm an uncomfortable listener.
What do we weigh?
Tell her to check her emails!
Check her emails.
I'm there, I told her.
Answer the question!
I keep calling her that criminal...
Hey, check your emails.
I think they're flirting together. I don't know. Oh
That is that's not the case. Hell yeah
Oh my god, oh my god god. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, she's so toxic
Thanks for the tip I'll use that in the future. Yeah, it works every time
He did not assess that one.
What?
He did not assess that one.
I don't think so.
You guys just dropped me off real quick. I'm not really comfortable.
But you need like a cushion back there.
Nah, I just don't like any of this.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Okay, we can jump you off.
Alright.
Yeah, alright.
Oh, you got him?
Yeah, I got him.
He's gonna get dropped off here.
He's gonna get dropped off.
Good good good good good good good good good good good. Jerry help
Who's this guy Jerry?
Yeah, you know it doesn't matter Jerry help
These guys all I was doing was being an EMS Jerry I need six other lawyers right now
Jerry lawyers assemble lawyer team assemble Jerry. We're trying to get him to be a doctor
Where's the doctor?
Where's the doctor no no no well I got a bunch of stuff. I gotta do now
I don't know I was shot and
Also, you'll run over. I see some road rash on you. I don't want that
But I don't want that
That part I don't want I
Don't care
I don't care how are you so toxic? No, but it might be like
Yeah
Okay, I'm treating this robust the bullets are taking care of the taser prompts are taking care of just change the road rash
You got a number done
Where are my lawyers all of them?
That's what I'm talking about
HELLLLL!
Okay, I'm gonna help you out man.
Three, two, one...
Now reduce your donut cup for a minute.
Okay, no, stop.
I know you want an excuse to chew.
Okay, you guys had a mccusty at the beginning, I'll...
Time!
Listen, I'd be angry to if I was named after a mediocre spice.
Uh, it's without the H, so it's not a spice.
Listen, it's actually quite...
Well, I'm not without the H.
The hate of this situation.
Get me out of it!
Damn you.
No, you're going to jail.
No, what?
Quick as we can.
Please.
What is jail?
It's over for you.
What do you know, my client?
I have so many lawyers.
How do you know my client right now?
Help me, lawyers.
You're breaking every amendment.
Every amendment.
Help me, lawyers.
Process them, actually.
Lawyer team assemble.
Oh my god.
Lawyer team assemble.
Reducer, you literally shot him.
You shot him, too.
Yeah, I shot him because you shot him.
Come on, please.
Reducer.
lawyer team assemble if he's in my custody he said he's not comfortable he's pretty
what don't be a pussy no i'm not i'm not saying i'm not client saying that he's not
comfortable right now hunter he's running for a processing at me and she's the one
who wants to go to jail he said he's not comfortable yesterday what do you do
what he's in the gun at us he sold ems car i'm ems illegal okay a j but wait a j come here
Hear me out. Yeah, I'm not comfortable with any of this, bro
No, I'm not what is it time with these that I miss you uncomfortable just the whole situation. I don't I don't want to be here
I'm not comfortable with any of it
You sort of move on from it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. How about this you pay to find we move on from it. Yep done
Exactly that works
I can't go to jail, please!
Of course, I'm gonna get promoted!
Thanks, AJ, bro, you're cool as hell!
I am...
See this, see time? Listen to your superiors.
Everything you're doing is all wrong.
No, you're not!
Chase Cloud!
Like Chowda from my hometown, Vice City!
No, we have to ask you for a system, we can't just leave him there.
Why? Bro!
Bro, I'm not comfortable, bro!
He has to be done, man.
No, but bro!
Wait, listen, just hear me out.
What?
Yeah.
Listen guys, I don't want to get fired from chief of the Jews.
Then why did you do that?
Why'd you do that when you did this?
Well, I wanted to do that.
These are consequences.
No, no, what the fuck are you talking about?
Please!
No, what?
It has to be done, man.
Why?
No, wait, hold on.
You guys don't have to do this.
Oh, okay.
We do.
It's our job.
No, but what about this?
What?
Yeah.
How about this?
How about...
What?
How about you just...
I agree what Eugene did was bad.
So why don't you just get him, forget about me?
Eugene? Yeah. What do you do? Yeah, now what Eugene did was bad. I agree with that.
I think is all right if you really break it down you did the same thing Eugene did
you were driving the ambulance you know he did was no I know you knew what you
were doing and now you have to face a consequences and getting arrested. Okay
I'm gonna be honest with you guys. What? The admins of at the synagogue have
told me the administration at Temple told me I either strict okay
administration at the temple told me I can't be corrupt if I want to be chief
of the Jews it's my job you guys please oh okay so come on city okay the
admins at a synagogue clothes you can't be corrupt administration at at temple
and you've been cool like being corrupt I you know what no I wasn't you are
No, I thought you'd be-
No, no, no, you're corrupt! I'm not!
No, it's all you!
No, no, that's you! You're being corrupt right now! You're targeting me!
I didn't do anything wrong!
So you had someone kidnapped, right?
No.
Yeah.
Where's my team of lawyers?
Where is my team of lawyers?
Team of lawyers? Who?
I got, like, six!
But we need actual lawyers.
Actually, uh, who they're upstairs can up that person where they already in the hospital
You're a fucking liar and you deserve to die
You're a liar
Liar so the person that you kidnapped they were inside already right time liar
Liar time is it liar time? No, it's just time reduced. Is it 6 0 5?
705
Wait what is it five up liar time?
How do you sleep at night?
I put my hat on my pillow
Knowing that you're putting a guilty man in prison that doesn't want it though. Yes
Look
Okay
Here's the thing did I do all of this? No fuck you you're targeting me
I'm just not comfortable and no one cares. I don't oh, okay, right
Please what what do you want me to do?
I'm getting death threats
I am getting death threats. I don't feel comfortable. I'm getting death threats from who I'm getting them
It for the son, um, please I'm getting death threats
Ah
What you did was gonna get you in trouble and you knew it was corrupt and the consequences were gonna come to you
Why would you do it in the first place? I didn't know all that was gonna happen the past week with the EMS
No, I
I thought you guys got the script
You only do scripted stuff is what you're telling me. Yes, it's safer
Well, I guess we're gonna last script right now. No, I hate him brav
oh my god am I doing improv I am getting painted bullshit right now what
that's a form of payment it is from you motherfuckers so I did you come in right
yeah look here's the thing guys I'm allowed everything I did was legal I
I wasn't I wasn't really there when it happens. I don't really know. Well, there you go
Yeah, everything you said, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah
Yeah, today you're getting charged with kidnapping criminal possession of a firearm in joyriding
28 months and a $2,100 fine
What is it?
28 months with a $2,100 fine
What is it?
28 months with a
I want six lawyers and tell a tell stand to check his emails
You goddamn tell stand to check his emails
For everyone saying that I'm getting three days
I just want to say that literally everything I'm doing other people have done
This I'm not doing anything that hasn't been done. I
I feel it better now. I do feel better now. I really needed to blow some seam off
It's Randy characters annoying. His fucking Jordan is annoying
All of his characters are super annoying
You guys want to hear the EMS national anthem?
Yeah, fucker live by the gun. I'm gonna die by the gun
If a tow truck driver shoots at me, you know, I'm shooting back
getting me you aren't fucking talk why
wouldn't you feel bad about that because
you did that way you did yes I'm seeing
red and I swear to God I'm not gonna
come back I swear to God I will not
Oh, son of a bitch. Fuck.
You're coming back. Here's the thing. Okay. If you shot at AJ if you shot him in the head. Yeah, what sweet just laugh
He would be bleeding on the ground. No, we'd laugh. We'd all laugh. No!
If I say that I'm not comfortable with it, I'm still gonna get fired. No, but you shouldn't. No.
Why would you- what? Pinzo, could you talk to these people, please?
I just don't get it.
What? Okay, so here's my argument.
Alright, let me hear it.
No!
Okay.
That's it?
No.
No!
Who let him go in the first place?
Because they know!
Who let you go?
Who?
Claire, I'm not snitching.
I'm not snitching.
Claire, I swear to fucking God.
Reducer, you let him go.
Where is my lawyer team?
He's coming.
Okay.
He's coming.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna reduce that.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, she did.
This is double jeopardy.
Oh!
This is double jeopardy!
She let me go!
What is double jeopardy?
No, I didn't.
And Alex Trebek is even here, motherfucker!
Who let him go for kidnapping?
Oh, yeah.
You did.
He actually has six lawyers and a therapist doctor up there.
That's right.
Let him down.
Actually, what?
Six of that?
Yup.
Yeah, there are actually six of them.
I don't know how they got here, but here they are
I don't want any of this
Jerry I told these guys that I didn't want any of this they're not fucking listen
What charges are you contesting all of them the possession charges yeah
Okay, I don't fucking want it
Okay, I mean we can go to bench trial if you want good
Listen Jerry here's the time argument. You still want here's my argument. No
What go ahead Jerry tell them it's double Jeopardy or something
Look, he's been arrested for this one time before so
Okay
No, it was you guys you guys release me and then time
Liar time what let me go
No, I didn't let you go. You don't know these cops are a bunch of liars
Liars
Someone did name guys so you know I'll drop the kid nothing. All right. I'll drop the kid in all of it
And also all of it
I'm EMS. I didn't you see me execute that guy?
Yeah, but you were joyriding you were on the stairs. Okay, look here's the deal
You're the guy
It's in the it's in our SOP's
Oh
Here's the thing
It's in the reports that you have to show
Shut up
Hey
What?
An officer?
Okay
Close up Murphy
Here's the deal here
This is clear
Yep
Mr. What is it?
What's your name sir?
Jason
Chief of the Jews
Okay
Mr. Of the Jews here
Was under the impression that he was EMS right obviously mistake of law is not an excuse right but if he
Actually believed and he was told that he could run as EMS to Murphy EMS
On your lawyer we need
No, no for fuck's sake
It was an SNS pistol.
I don't understand what she isn't getting.
The joy riding is because the fucking car was on the staircase of the car.
Yeah, but I don't want it.
What does that have to do with joy riding?
I guess he was joy riding the car.
He was in the driver's car.
What do you mean joy riding the car?
That's not explained in the charges.
If you're just saying, yeah, he did the charge.
He was in the car, driving on the steps of the fucking courthouse.
Jerry, are there really six lawyers up there?
I saw him do it.
No.
I literally saw him do it.
They were told that you pled guilty somehow.
What?
Who?
Somebody?
The reason it's 3 riding is because he stole a vehicle, alright?
He's holding the EMS ambulance.
Yes, I understand.
Right, we know that, but I don't want it.
Unlike this cadet.
What?
She's a cadet.
What do you think?
She's a cadet of lies in targeting me.
She's very knowledgeable, alright?
That's adorable.
That's so long.
Let me ask you something.
Time.
Do you enjoy Ice Cube the Rapper?
Uh, sure.
Okay, well, one time he said something.
Time
We're one time me no ice cube said something one time about shoot the
What
Look there was a point in time we're in WA out of falling out
Okay over their manager and then ice cube became very anti-semitic, okay?
Yes, it does you're targeting me it proves that you're targeting me. I'm getting targeted
What does ice cube have to do with anything?
You're anti-semitic!
I did a crime bar if you don't want to go to jail, huh?
Because I wanted to do that!
Jerry, I don't understand what these guys aren't getting here.
Look, the argument here is that he actually believed that those ambulance was theirs.
No, if somebody told him that he was in the MS...
Who told him? Who told him?
They said I got the job.
Who? Who is that?
Who will say?
They said I got it.
Who?
They said I got it
Look, I murdered a person
Now they were on their hands and knees and I shot him he's kidding. It's a rap song. It's fine
How is that not how does that not make me EMS?
What I have to give him medical is how are you saying no I shot him to murder him?
I'll just go fucking
We want a best trial
Tell stand to check his emails. I also need some water
Execute someone you literally said he wanted to get away with the consequences. Oh, I get it now
Fucking scumbag is using the fact. Hey, you got fucking some special powers from the admins of the synagogue
Get away with shooting someone because they can't be corrupt man. What are you gonna do about it pussy? Oh
You wanna fuck
You're gonna lay there and take it. Like, a little bitch you are.
Nah.
I'm sorry.
You did this to my boy, Wrangler, back in the day, bro.
I didn't mean to.
You're so wrangly. You're going to jail.
Oh my god, you're going to jail.
I ain't going back.
Listen, here's the thing.
Fuck you.
He can't. He's in the MS. He's not a criminal.
I promise you I'm not going to jail.
You are going to jail.
I swear to God.
I promise you you're not going to jail.
I'm not gonna go to jail.
You're going back.
Yes, you are.
Bring the admins of the synagogue down. I don't give a fuck. You're going back.
True. I honestly...
Hey guys, uh, so I got my charges. Oh shit
Not okay
I mean I did send them off. I did do it sending off you did it so you're playing guilty. No
You're you just say you did yeah, I know I did do it. So you're playing guilty. No for fuck's sake. Not guilty, right?
I'm pleading no
No, send him off.
No! Jerry do something!
Bench trial!
There's no fucking judges around.
You better make one. You better send the fucking email to LJ.
Someone better call LJ right now for fuck's sake.
Who is LJ?
Someone better call LJ right now, motherfuckers.
Who is LJ?
Someone better call...
No!
was just LJ in the twenty seven months or fourteen weeks fourteen wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait hold on hold on what hold on why did you do what come here nice
No, I don't want to be cuffed. I'm scuffed. I'm scuffed, man. I can't I'm scuffed
I'm scuffed stop stop. I'm scuffed. Oh my god. He's scuffed. I'm fucking scuffed
I'm scuffed
oh my god let me back in the cell this is ridiculous he was cocked I'm fucking
scuffed it's actually scuffed I'm scum almost scuffed up it was the muscle
They say send him away. No, I got more. Oh my god my lawyer
No, no, no, look I got another lawyer coming 14 months with a $1,050 fine. Okay, no
That's trial look
Many fucking emails as I can just please you're playing not guilty so you can contest this in court later, okay?
We got a job we got a judge who we got a judge. I got like six lawyers upstairs
Yes!
Oh my god.
LJ, check his emails!
Oh my god.
Good stuff, producer.
Now you get to experience your first Bench...
Oh my...
Is he actually coming?
You're gonna do great!
Wait, what do you have?
Give me a second.
I've hit my max.
Really?
Yeah, that's about...
Well, I'm uncomfortable with a Bench trial.
Yeah, I'm uncomfortable with it.
I don't feel comfortable doing a Bench trial.
Oh, fuck!
Yeah, so...
Ah, shit, Jerry, what a beast.
Could you respect my, uh, theme time?
Check your...
Check my, what?
Check your emails.
Read it out loud.
Please drop the charges, bro.
Okay, so do it.
Did you get my response?
Let me see.
Okay, it says no.
Yeah.
I don't accept that email.
And that's what it's thinking, so...
I don't...
Murphy, baby!
Oh, where are you pointing that gun at?
Why, Jesus Christ!
What is happening Murphy we need more lawyers down here Jerry what's going on I got
Murphy these guys are trying to charge me for just be all I was doing was being an EMS
That's not right
Let me take this call real quick. I'm very important. He's
We got crew session of fire. I'm doing very important things. What's going on?
Help me Murphy please. Yeah I got a call. Chase Clowder, Chief of the Jews. Hello, this is me. Fuck your husband. I check my e-pod, baby. No I'm not comfortable right now, pod.
Okay, we're going to bedstrile. We're going to bedstrile. See you there, baby. Okay, see you there.
Look here. Come here Murphy fill in Murphy. I'm pleaded. No, no
You guys make me sick, you know that
I also got caught ya cuz
Stanton would be a witness and can't say to
To put it in the proper channel and then show respond
Yeah, the emails, right? You actually want to fucking bench trial
Yes!
And you're gonna love my defense!
You're gonna love to hear this!
Heh, you don't want to fuck it.
Let's do- let's do an adventure.
Yeah, there we go!
I'm fuckin'- you know what, Claire?
Time!
My name is Time Reducer!
Okay, well maybe you should've changed your fucking hair color or something at least.
Look, time!
It IS different! I'm Brunettes!
Can you- aahhh! Pinzone, can you believe this?
So why don't you call him Ozbukarov?
Who?
So I'm you said exactly wow damn boy, damn
Don't let him put you that afternoon. There you go. Stop hit her equal rights equal fights
Her weird pin zone of again. I was the same shit you do
Is splater get down here. Yeah talking
Yeah, pin zone. I think it's all scuffed up
Yeah, I think he's scuffed. Yeah
Yeah, look, I'm gonna be honest you guys. I thought we were all friends. All right. This is bullshit. I got Murphy
We got splainer coming. I believe night is also gonna be here good. It's gonna be here
We need some more this is many as we can get as many as we can get
As many as we can get
Okay, let's get Rory in here
the same time yeah it's gonna be a good best trial yeah you're making me feel
uncomfortable anyway so here's the thing guys I'm more here's the thing I'm more
uncomfortable than they are yes that's fine we just we really need to push that
we need to establish that I said I don't want any of this and I'm very
uncomfortable right and they don't care I wouldn't want to make anybody feel
So who told you you were an EMS?
We need the rules, we need the signals up.
We need someone to put it in.
Noah Drake.
Was it a judge?
Did a judge tell you or something?
Because Stanton said he was a witness to all of this.
Yeah, I went to the courier, some guy said,
is an EMS I can execute as many people as I need to?
Oh, so was Stanton said that?
No, I think if some guy's standing next to him.
But sure, fuck it, Stanton said it.
But you could have assumed it was a judge because he was with him.
He was with them.
tell you where are you master something yes okay you're okay so there we go yeah
the they said he said he had instructor I so I shot the guy okay please don't
on his hands and knees and I said do I have the job and they said yes you're
perfect all right don't mention that part okay yeah that's that's the rest
Hey, does anybody have a band-aid?
Okay.
I shot your mouth.
Excuse me?
Wow, that's rude.
What the hell are you, Gene, down here? He heard me! He heard me say that I'm EMS!
Okay, I don't know what they're talking about over there. Something about, I don't know.
And about, player or something. They're flirting, I guess.
Hold on, let me send you some evidence.
Okay, perfect.
No, it is not.
I can't wait to see the seven
Hi, Leah, how you mean? Okay, let's not bring it. Let's not bring it. I'm kind of busy at a bench trial thing
Oh, wait what you're on your you're on your way. Oh, I'm not we're not at the courthouse yet
We're still at the PD work working it out people are people are feeling uncomfortable
So it's kind of it's kind of dragging, but okay that paperwork I should have for you
In town early right now
Transporting these guys into the cool house. Let's do it kind of an on-call thing for specific situation
You're not gonna feel comfortable when you're all fired for being corrupt
Corruption especially time time to be caught up Ranger time me. I don't know
I don't know what the parking is. 399, please. You don't want to be a parker? I don't really know what they do.
Now you're calling her a meat parker? This is some good evidence. Stop. This is some good evidence.
No one's calling you. Is she on the back? This is good. Yeah, I don't know how they're gonna argue this.
Is she still there? I'm actually immortal. This is uh. Mr. Chaser, are you okay? It's
It's Clowder! Chief of the Jews!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my god!
Shots fired?
Alright, watch your head.
Okay.
I'm not sure about this new cadet named Population Reducer.
Why is she targeting Chaserball?
Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.
Come to the base, Ryle.
What the fuck?
Hmm...
Please.
You were there as well.
I'm sure of Reducerball.
What the fuck?
Why are you being here now?
For the last time, it's...
We're being weird!
I'm not comfortable with this
He said I am not comfortable with this comfortable with this AJ, please
I'm not comfortable with any of this
Wait, then why'd you answer venture?
I'm not comfortable with a finch shop. I want the trial, but I don't want to go to it
Yeah, so no mention but he's not comfortable with I want there to be a trial, but I I don't think we should do it
what yeah I'm not sure we should be oh good my EMS brother in our ear why is
this one no that's your shot up ambulance splater splater help
explain oh hello I think splater help me do I know you know but I know you
What I know if you're emails
You know
See in run I'm seeing I'm seeing I'm scuffed. I'm scuffed. I'm scuffed. I'm scuffed fuck
Fuck I thought I was free to go. No
You're you know what do you know?
You're no
No, what did I do you're targeting you're targeting?
You're targeting you're corrupt you're a liar
Liar
Liar who me yeah
Should he go in by himself so he's not scuffed or yeah, I'm so am I scuffed up just don't cut me
I'm not coffee to the door
Punching me
Cuff me to the door
I'm not cuffs me to the door. I'm opening the door for you. I'm walking you inside walking inside
I have a gun pointed to your head right now. I have a gun point to your head. I got a gun point
On coffee from the door. No, you're not coffee. You rub this fucking hand out my hand Jesus Christ
There's blood everywhere
Your your face what your face my face what face?
Alright, I'm pushing you inside, I'm pushing you inside, I'm pushing you inside.
Gun to your head, gun to your head.
Oh my god!
Gun to-
Watch your hands.
Okay.
Did you watch them?
My legal team!
Yes, we've come, we've come.
We got at least five for ya.
Good, good, good.
Hey Katya!
How's it going, Yana?
Oh, sir.
Can we have him on cuff please?
Oh, he's not violent?
He's not violent?
He is violent, what do you mean?
I'm not, I'm EMS, I'm EMS!
Innocence and guilt is a proof of me.
Okay.
Alright, good. Is he a lawyer too?
Yes.
Okay, good. Good, good, good.
This is really shaping up.
Murphy and Swayner on the way and I also emailed Rory, he might come too.
Okay, you get Crane?
I haven't seen Crane, he's not answering my phone call.
Alright, that's okay.
As you can see your honor, I'm a very innocent man, look at all these lawyers.
That's not even all of them that this isn't even all of them
Man, I don't know if I'm comfortable this close to you guys my boundary. That's right. Look at all these lawyers
Right, I don't know I don't know
My boundaries have been pushed
Justice done today even less comfortable
Why are there so many of us?
Hey, you walked in front of me.
Because I'm...
Pog, baby, my husband!
Character witness!
Oh my, no, no, no, I fucking missed you.
We got an email.
I missed you too, baby!
I'll speak to you first, Murphy.
Okay.
I need the ILC.
I got a ladder problem.
I'm going to send over to myself as well as all of you.
You're in the ILC.
You're good.
Yeah, I'm in the ILC.
I'm not in the ILC.
Your fat ass is in the ILC.
Not yet.
Do I look...
I'm processing.
Whoever you're going to call me fat, look at the client.
Pray!
Hey, don't disrespect your client.
What kind of lawyer are you chief of the Jews? He's a chief
Show some goddamn
Shut up Murphy. We're now a splinter. Yes, sir. I'm getting a there's there's two more lawyers also on the way beyond
I can't see anyone
I can't see you either.
I can't see you.
Are these more lawyers?
I need you to shut your whole fucking mouth right now.
Your entire mouth.
Just shh.
I think McLaughlin might be coming.
Good! Good!
And Lyle also.
Good! Good! Fantastic!
Let's get him all!
We got Lyle.
Lawyer Voltron in bounds.
I'm trying.
We should have did this in the court county
if we're trying to have all these good lawyers.
is saying that we're saying whoever's saying that is right oh I think it's a
snow snow lady my god it was a real motion to her snow man oh what the
second that motion do you email all these people that have been troubles
Oh my God!
Good, good. Good.
What are you talking about?
Oh, they're buzzing.
How did he get me?
Why, you're not gonna be in the way!
I got a memorial banyan, uh, making his way to the courthouse right now.
Memorial banyan, perfect.
That's Cameron DePresvent.
Jesus Christ.
Good, more lawyers, good, good, good.
You need to get over here.
All right.
You see me?
I'll go respond.
Just find a fucking spot.
No, I gotta.
I gotta.
Oh!
Dude, we should really be on the side with the hot chicks.
You know, maybe we should.
Jay, it just needs that mask.
They look like a camera depraved.
Uh, mask.
Take it off.
I think I kind of know what you're talking about.
We need that mask to stay on.
It's going to be very distracting.
All right, fine.
God damn.
This is a you need to be up. Yeah, great is great might be on his way to
So right here get great
You didn't put fives on it
I haven't seen you in over six months or I should suspend you right now for even breathing. Oh come on. He's here your car
That's right, you fucking lawyers you need for fucking reckless evasion
I don't either
What do you fuck with the chief of the Jews? We're just waiting on the Royal Banion to
At least two lawyers
Can I join the lawyer team I'll leave my cadet yeah
Oh, come on, no, you don't have to kill me.
Now we got the inside of school.
All right, AJ, please, come on, I need you, man.
Good.
AJ, come here.
I can't do this to an all-human people.
All you gotta do is to leave the report.
Come on.
Come on, AJ.
You don't have to leave the report.
AJ, please, no, man, please.
We have to be in charge of the evidence study.
Wait, did he call the evidence study?
No, no, give me a second.
Almost done.
I promise he's handsome.
I promise you.
I'm trying to look nice.
She used to connect.
Oh shit, yo, voice is my favorite word thing to the five gifted. Yo, a lot of gifted subs, good!
Crane just emailed me, he said he is making his way to the courthouse also.
Good, good, good, good.
Got Crane and...
Ah, something like that, bro. 2v7 these days.
Wild, glory and then we should be good after that.
Wild can get in here.
What's good, bruh?
Penta's a piece of shit. Penta's a cunt.
Good!
Yo, now thanks for the 10 gifted.
gifted you guys gonna get up up up up up your honor this is thanks for the two
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said he's gonna clap he's gonna clap but see he pointed a gun at me your honor
Oh
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Appreciate that
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Alright guys, you think we can do this in 19 minutes probably?
Of course, you know. I mean, look, if we need to stretch this out for another five hours,
I will come after Tsunami. That's so long, man.
Okay, because honestly, this is fun though. I told...
Are these guys all filled in, Jerry? I told these guys I didn't want to...
Listen, I told them over there I didn't want to be arrested.
Also, you were told you were EMS. I was told I was EMS.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Fuck it!
Shit, when did I-
What the fuck are you talking about, Mark?
Hello?
I wasn't, and then they let me go!
Double Jeopardy!
They let me go!
They let me go, bro!
Yo, KZDubbs, 25 gifted!
Double Jeopardy plus.
Double Jeopardy!
We got a chase!
It's a question for the-
Well-
I'm-
Penta premium.
Chase Clowder, chief of the Jews!
KDubbs, 25 gifted!
Are you serious?!
Are you kidding me are you worry worry, baby?
Well you know my worry about you yeah
You guys are fucked the emotional that he is on the way
There we go
This is just warming my heart
This was this is not planned by the way, I didn't even plan on playing chase today
No
All right, I think we're ready to start
All right, I think we're ready to start I dodged another contempt charge. I'm sorry
See it
Crane O'Vanian McLaughlin Ajax the defendant Callow Ron
How do you think I got all these emails out he's fucking group chat 3d
He's right.
Claire Chase finally has his gang.
It's Claire!
Oh, James, hi!
That would be very good for the pod.
Dr. Stoneman charged every lawyer here
by finding updates so you don't get them charges at drop.
If all lawyers are not given the same expectancy of discovery,
how are we supposed to defend this industry?
I'm from Boston. I'm at Harvard.
You swine?
That's right!
to go in that side. She has to send the charges to every lawyer individually, otherwise it's
null and void and we get to walk. Oh, we got the emotional therapy. What do you mean
we get to walk? What do you mean me? Mr. Abandon, you're not under arrest. We're all under
arrest. We're all under prosecuted. I think it's under arrest. I'm under arrest as well.
Right. We personally identify with her. I'm charging every single one of these people,
I am a Chase Clowder.
I am Chase Clowder.
Fuck it, I'm Chase Clowder.
I'm not saying that.
Who the fuck is Chase Clowder?
It's me. I'm Chase Clowder.
It's me, the client.
Oh, Chappy, you're a junior attorney, too.
Get over here.
You're on, that's going on.
Oh, we got 11.
How about we just 50-150 Chase Clowder?
Ow!
I don't know.
Sir, you're a lawyer now.
It's really kind of annoying.
You're fucking Jordan is annoying.
I haven't talked to you guys in a long time.
They should have given us some fucking presents.
They're good, they're good.
As well as we need more booze, is there how many of us there are?
We do need a lot of it.
We need more booze.
We're supposed to go on our own.
We need another booze.
I would like to submit a kind of motion that was 5150 surge crossed.
Have you ever seen an actual impasse on your date?
Do you send it off?
You guys are fucked.
I got more lawyers than you guys have cops on duty.
I got some people out there.
It's just true.
It's true.
You guys are fucked. I got more lawyers than you guys have cops on duty
Oh my god, we all get a copy of that report, please who bought
Thanks for the five gift
That's cuz I the perfect character has the perfect amount of lawyers
i didn't get in but
but this is what i mean after what money makes you feel better
it does, it does
then she has to make a server
she has to make a server for all the eternity
and make a server
and that is what i mean
oh, alright just make a server
you gotta make a server
who is making a server, me?
you are
yeah you
it's your best
its your best
we need to try and bring you off a side
we demand our own roles in here as well
letting us as attorneys
Why charges are dropped and we're walking that's right
Differentiating
We're very busy
A lot of voices sorry
do
We
I
You better figure it out. Well, how do you know I have my own
We know
It's awful
I should be let go just based off that
Clutter we got this maximum community service or you're gonna walk, but you're gonna get more community stuff. I didn't do anything wrong. I'm EMS
Yes!
Uh, Your Honor, if he's the MS, uh, as, uh, as the former chief of medicine, he can work
under me.
Yup!
Oh!
Your Honor, this man's a hero.
What?
He's a hero!
Yup!
That, uh, are you willing to drop all charges now, Hunter?
I'm Chase Clayton.
I don't know.
Fuck, what are you motherfuckers?
Hey!
Oh!
They hear this!
They're targeting!
I'm being targeted!
It's Chief of the Jews!
I'm being targeted!
Objection!
He's biased!
I'm not adding you guys
It's not how this works you need to do your fucking job
Come on time you can be the prosecution is refusing to meet the burden of proof
My clients right to a speedy trial is being violated
Until after tsunami I've motioned for all charges to be dropped
You're on a route with a certain I can have an EMS
Mr. Clatter actually is entitled to a court martial in this court has no jurisdiction over him. Yep
What the fuck is this shit?
As Mr. Crane represents,
I can assert that that is 100% accurate.
Your Honor, my client has rights.
I have rights!
You're whispering,
and secondly, I'm going down the line here
and sending you all the invites to this
just to help that out.
Oh my God, thank you so much.
Your Honor.
Oh my fucking God.
This trial is far from speedy.
Far. My rights!
We're going to slowly, we're going to slowly switch to the right and we're going to take
the post.
Pass the line you one-eyed fuck!
We're going to, we're going to slowly switch to the right and take the post down, we're
going to be some survey of the federal constitution.
Oh man, I needed this man.
This is great.
I'm happy to back.
What do you think?
and invite to the evidence.
This is no fed, bro,
they're coming out full of mics.
I'm gonna check to see if I've been invited and included it.
That's for criminal activity!
No, no, no!
That doesn't only apply to crimes!
Thus proving I'm not a criminal!
Look at that crime.
Thus proving I'm not a criminal!
This server is very, very misleading.
That's great, man.
I love every moment of this jail.
I need to check to do that.
That is very, very good.
That's all there is to it.
I need to verify this.
This is so great, dude.
It is certain to approve and deal to that.
I'm also saying I don't know who this last chaser is.
the server is mislabeled.
Yeah, who is that?
Who's Cloud Chaser?
We are the feathering raiders.
Good catch.
Ms. Trial.
The hide has been misidentified, Your Honor.
They don't even know who I am.
Oh, they tried to hide it.
It's a bench trial now.
It's bench trial now.
It's called bench trial.
The source of recorturing is being made.
You have to take a screenshot of the names, do you have to take a screenshot of the evidence that was used by a judiciary?
Yes, screenshots?
There's another lawyer in jury that is signing off in the indictment of these charges.
Oh, we've got another lawyer!
We've got another lawyer!
You get back in this line, we're using their bench to lean on as well!
Where the fuck are you going?
We're gonna need to take over the other side and have them...
We need more bench!
need me need more bench where's the bench need more bench
I think we should start smoking until they bring us more benches
yeah need more bench trial they got no benches
I'm lighting up a black and mild screw this
good for you good for you
put it out smoke I'm Jayce Clarence
i chase cloud
you're on chase cloud
we're all from baston
wait you're from washington too
they are from beat town
you know what
baston
i need 78s at the cool house
oh
i'm from baston
your honor can we get some clam chowder
right here for mr. clowder
need more chowder
will you return to work at some fucking point
I feel attacked in this also as I haven't taken a case in months except
I'm the greatest lawyer ever. Gary, ask for a sidebar.
You have a sidebar.
You're on a kid's sidebar.
Sidebar.
Case Clouter needs to go back.
It's a sidebar.
Case Clouter, you got to go back.
My father's exercising his right to self-representation.
Where is that?
I'm noticing this high up.
I can't even push.
Better on the bench.
around the bush, right around the bush, in a circle there.
What do you mean?
He's been declined as white as a fucking lawyer.
Are you kidding me?
Call him!
He's been dismissed as a big liar,
and he's been denied a lot of freedom of counsel.
Dude, this is like the best day of RP ever, man.
We need Kevin Shaw here.
This is like the best day ever.
Yeah, dude, he's not waking up.
I'll call him.
Oh my god.
This kind of makes it all worth it.
You know, it does.
Um, I don't know what this you're on are you single and also 5,200
1323 thanks for three months Marshmallow with the five dollars appreciate that
How many lawyers I got 12 lawyers
The evidence has been planted, okay
Why are y'all back there cops? This is a sidebar y'all come up here
They don't even know legal prestige. They don't even know.
Maybe they had some legal experts.
They may be, do you want me to light you to the discards?
He had to make a stir.
Okay, so what is the sidebar regarding?
We need more benches if we're going to continue.
I'll order some benches. Go back to your...
Are they more than one?
Thank you.
I still, I still thought that was a victory.
Hey, maybe make one.
Good work everyone.
Good work, lawyer.
Just be mahogany.
We have the right to turn a clan privilege.
Can you guys go stand in front of the TV so you don't overhear everything we're saying?
Yeah.
This is the view problem.
Okay, why don't you like...
What are you talking about?
I'm a paralegal sir.
Oh, you're paralegal, okay.
Thank you, Bill.
Oh, this sergeant is trying to attack us with a rifle.
Y'all copy, thanks for the $6,000 credit.
Yes, for the lawyer charges.
He's targeting...
He's got a gun!
He's got a fucking gun!
I'm feeling very intimidated right now, you're right.
No, he said I'll use it too.
No, he said I will use it too.
This guy means I will use it.
That is a threat.
None of us are armed in here. There's no need for that.
All charges dropped from finding out
that he is trying to pull out these orders into
dropping these charges.
Yes.
I'm James Clowden.
Yes.
We did it!
Yes, we did it!
We did it! We won!
What the fuck is that?
We did it!
I just want to give a speech real quick oh we got lawyer dog look uh
Today is like Mike was the darkest day of my life I got my dream job is EMS and then to be told that I
I was under arrest for something I was doing
as an EMS worker, disgusting.
All I did was execute a man inside the hospital.
I was, I was working in line of the EMS.
You're a hero.
Listen, I just wanna say.
I'm gonna be rendering my verdict.
We as EMS have a movie time search.
Woo!
Oh yeah.
Whoa!
guys we will appeal will appeal it will
appeal we is the way is EMS have an
expression and that's live by the gun
Die by the gun
What can I do now show can I even play chase again like
Can I play chase now? I can't I can't get back on chase again. No, that's it. What are we doing now?
What are we doing now six cave viewers? Hello? Hey everyone?
Okay
Just double my viewer count unhosted no big deal. I guess
Some guys
Fuck
Dude, I know I know vice Roy with the book
this is such an amazing moment literally out of nowhere just shows that no
pixel has a lot of good people and Pentia the fucking man that's true I am
pretty good aren't I I mean look at all the good RP that Chase Clowder provides
yo emo kid are you kidding me
Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
Are you kidding 25 gifted amazing season finale of Chase Clowder. It's Randy characters annoying
All of his characters are super annoying
What's the song?
It's
It's just a live by the gun
By mr. Flocka
Yo cab Mac makes it a five gift. I appreciate that surge. Holy shit 50 bucks
What the fuck?
It did it did I feel better. I am I am a bit of a book that made today better bitch
It's not about the RP with Jordan. That's the problem. It did it's not RP with Jordan
I'll be real with you guys. I really don't give a fuck. I wonder if Mantis is getting on to ready. I
Had a really bad day at work, and you really made it better. Thank you
No, this is great, man.
All I did was execute him in that pull box, and I-
I don't understand!
All these people showing up to that event.
It's like people want to RP on an action server.
I guess, man.
It's not about the RP we're showing, and that's a problem.
It's not-
Yo, uh, what is this?
Fens!
Fiends! Fens! Sama!
Right?
Aye!
It's just Chase.
Oh my god this character after chase. Yeah, I'm not gonna have a voice chat. I'm literally not gonna have a fucking voice
Oh shit
Yo cap, thank you so much for the five gifted subs appreciate that dynamic danger 17 months in a row jugs with five
Rotata with five appreciate that emo cable 25 again. It's a it's surge with 50
amazing
There's all my shit. Oh did I go to prison? Oh, I did
if I
gave
Trump corona
Man made
Hold up
Here the thing hold up here the thing is that
fucking
That shit is man-made
Hold up a second
Dog where the fuck is cooter is Billy Bob found out about Trump. Yeah, I think probably
Hey, man, sir, you're not getting on to ready. I didn't know check fan art. Okay
I actually did get invited to the bedstrile server.
Good fucking god.
Long time.
Stay great.
Good.
That's so fucking funny.
Yeah, why did they submit my evidence?
Dude.
That was fucking funny, man.
Dude, Mantis, when are you gonna be on, uh, Touretti next?
Oh, yeah, let me look at the fan art.
Fucking good.
That's fucking funny.
The dog!
The dog, man.
Oh my fucking god.
What a fucking dog.
Hey, this motherfucker right here had a gun on me.
This antifa motherfucker had a gun on me.
When did he do that, sir?
Man, I had the rally.
Listen, I don't want to be that guy, but we've been here before.
I came from the bottom, he came from the top, he's clearly lying.
Jesus Christ.
I don't even know what that means, you anti-famon!
Yeah!
Get the fuck off the road, okay?
Get the fuck off the road!
Wait, hold up!
You got to respect the American law, sir.
Fuckin' scum, baby.
Hey, let me in, you bitch!
What the fuck?
He just fucking lights in the car, bro.
Let me in, time!
What is the time?
Huh?
What I do know
Wait, hold up
Hold up a say
Right, but look here the thing. All right
That motherfucker. Hey, you know what I was told something once
Okay, all right, which we're told once here's the thing is that I get to have that car
Okay, I don't know who told you that but they're fucking stupid, sir
Well, I was supposed to like stand back and stand by or something. I don't know what I'm waiting for
Yeah, no, what you wait for is uh, what you want to do is you want to go get a job work real hard buy yourself a few guns
Then stand stand by and I'll wait for the the inock. Oh, all right. Hey, can I get a gun real quick?
It's my right
No, you're gonna work real hard to get one of those son. All right
Oh my god, I heard the news. Where is he make me two of I heard the news
I already got that auntie for bullshit
What auntie for the corona?
Who got where is he?
Where's who where's Trump?
Oh, Trump's not a kill box. Well, I heard he got it. Why the
Fuck ain't he here
Oh, there ain't no word of Donald Trump being here. Huh?
You gonna give me the vaccine right now. I know you ain't teeth of motherfuckers got it. I
Ain't no fucking ain't teeth. I know that you ain't teeth of motherfuckers got it
Not anything here. That's how y'all did the
protested shit
It didn't get sick. I know you got it protests. I know you got it. Give me that vaccine
There's no kind of I'm gonna come back with a gun and I'm gonna shoot you I was told to stay
You up to hey, I'm he a where's Trump I heard I heard he got it
Yeah, he got it. That's true. Where is he?
He's not in this hospital. Unfortunately
Damn yeah, yeah, you sure
I don't think he's here. I'm coming back with a gun
I'm coming back with the fucking gun
Where's Trump?
Promise, I'm not
Hey, you got a gun I could have real quick
Yeah, it's my right. I'm an American
You just treat it out
I ain't got a phone, I ain't got none.
I'm trying to get a lockpick.
Alright.
She went into my friend's house last night.
Oh!
Ow!
Give me that car!
I need a lockpick.
Do you have a lockpick?
I don't have any, I'm sorry.
Hey, come on!
To the PD!
Do you want to go PD?
Yeah, to the PD.
Come on.
Oh my god!
She's alright.
Look at her.
Okay.
Yeah, she's okay.
To the PD!
Look at her.
She's okay.
Okay, yeah, she's okay to the PD. Let's go
Yeah, I definitely want to go to the corner going on a trip in my favorite rocket ship
What that means
Hey, where the fuck is Cougar I
Don't know anyone named Cougar. I'm sorry friend front door service
Hey, why where the fuck is Cougar? Oh?
Cougar to ready
No idea sir. Damn you ain't seen them. I don't think so. Hey someone give me a gun real quick
Why don't you get your gun by yourself? I ain't got one of them things yet one of them license is
Okay, let's talk to a judge
Where they
Cora sir. All right. Oh
Dan, how are you doing?
Hello
Okay
How you feel about these Antifa motherfuckers?
Have you ever met them? Yeah, they assholes
I don't know any of them. Well, it ain't good. Who's Antifa? Antifa? I don't have any Ant. Look it ain't good. I'm telling you that brother
Well, maybe she's just having a bad day
Could be could by to the left I can't hear it better home
Hold up, okay
skirt
Take it back. No y'all. Maybe I should wait to play Billy Bob until
I'm gonna wait to play Billy Bob until Freddy's online
Thanks for the ride
Ricky Mike Michael Wrangler
I'll let you guys decide
Wrangler it looks like it's an overwhelming amount of Wrangler
Good luck getting on Wrangler. You mean let me look
There's four people on duty
We mean good luck. Yeah, but good luck. Oh, that's so wrong
But it was fun with some just kinky sex thing they were into you exactly, you know and some people are all into that
you know they like to have the
public displays of
Anger so when they get home, they're literally tearing each other's booth up
I'm not too sure. I'm not too sure. Why do you think I didn't like if I knew that he was even having Murphy in the first place?
I would have told him that
chap is
Oh, they're told him to somebody who is reliable and could actually win a case for a change
chap
Is he trying to take over a block?
Or is he?
if I
I need to find out more what happened in the block and see what we can do about it better
You know, I mean what they had was in stealing a car
And that car supposedly was the the vehicle that hit her and and then she supposedly in her last time
Jordan, but I mean if she was hit by a car
She could have had brain damage. Is he all sorts of things going on?
Okay, is he trying to take over blocks or is he trying to join a gang lots image
She remembered with Jordan's face and then that did automatically. She thinks it's Jordan
Takeover
Okay, he's trying to take over
Should I just use my voice but with slang yo dog. What's really good?
Shit all right whiter
We're taking over the whole south side. This is my block now bitch
All right perfect
yo what's really good motherfucker
all right okay good perfect I'm feeling
to roll up on some motherfuckers shit
work ghetto no no no no this is perfect
deeper yo dog what's really good bitch
You guys want to do that rolling 20s bitch? Hell yeah whole lot of gang shit
You guys think that's better?
All right, dick, huh?
Yeah, that's better than my voice. All right. Is nobody a taxi cab driver?
Hey, motherfucker
Hey, you need to bring your badass to the airport right now. I'm trying to
Get a ride
Bitch y'all know where the fucking you tax cab driver y'all know fucking airport is
I ain't fucking damn bitch I'm up on the fucking motherfucking arrivals I'm just arriving
You better bring that fat ass up on it
God damn!
Okay!
Shit!
God damn!
Alright, cuh!
Shit!
Fuck!
Shit!
It's my block now, cuh!
Heh!
Hell yeah!
Bitch!
We should do a sub-a-thon.
From the airport!
Oh yeah, we do have to make a redneck character and try to hang out with Tourette.
Star one now.
Now, I'm gonna do a marathon stream.
I'm thinking I'm gonna do a marathon stream the third through the fourth. I start chemo the sixth
Which you know the lady I talked to today said that I'll probably be fine for
She said I might be fine honestly. I don't know but she also said one of the side effects is not being able to breathe
So somewhere in between of you'll probably be fine also one of these side effects is you'll stop breathing and you might lose your hearing
But she said she's never seen that side effect so that's probably fine.
That's comforting.
Yeah.
How's it a side effect?
Well the people who manufacture the drug haven't listed as side effect.
It's a very wide range.
Yeah, it seems like every fucking side effect that's possible is one of the side effects
of the they're giving me three chemo drugs one of the side effects is a pale
skin and the other side effect is dark darkening skin it's two different ones
so I was like oh all right well fucking I've had Kim before no man I said that I
was like oh so it just kind of cancels out don't leave it up it's literally
poison it attracts fast growing cells which is why you lose your hair because
your hair is a fast growing cell. Hell yeah bitch come on now bitch you maho shit.
I'm not your help. Listen up. Oh you got a gun?
What is that a thing for you to know dog?
Shit dog I'm trying to buy one.
Well I'm not selling guns buddy.
Well who the fuck is now bitch god damn shit
Listen up ho
You need to take me to my motherfucking hood bitch
Shit, I don't know look I'm brand new town take me to whoever has man the weakest hood
I'm taking that shit over
Well shit dog we gotta ask around bitch goddamn dog
Mike
Yo, what's good?
Shit I feel yo ass I'm about to I'm brand new into town. I'm gonna run shit
up I'm gonna run it up you're gonna run it up shit I'm gonna run it up I'm gonna run that shit
up I'm gonna run this shit up run it up haha hell no but I'm about to take this hood over shit
Damn
I did not straight I'm about to fucking take over the whole goddamn thing. Nah shit
Here's good drop my ass off god damn
Here's my phone number if you come across any guns I'm gonna buy that ass one
Oh no!
Hell!
She ran me over in that permit?
I guess I probably should have paid her.
Yeah, she just came back with a gun?
Yeah, maybe she'll rob me.
I'm gonna try and...
I'm gonna call her in the mugs.
Let's hold down the clothing store.
Welcome to Foot Locker.
I don't know about our referee.
Hey motherfucking ass bitch!
Hey bitch motherfucking ass!
Hey
Ho ass bitch
Yo, hey, bitch ass ho bitch. Hey, what's your trifling ass bitch?
Kills me you heard me bitch. This is my block bitch. What block is this? I've run this
clothing store boy you're in
Yeah bitch you want help me hold this shit down now I was waiting to see if my
clothes came in but they didn't so I was gonna leave and come back in a day
huh get the fuck off my block then bitch are you in the lean boys hell no
Okay clothes gang yeah close gang. Okay, you know let everyone know I
Tell mom coming
Yes, yo, this is my clothing store bitch
Already hell yeah
You got
You bout to catch, you bout to catch it!
Grat!
Tell me come on I'm paying for this shit.
You bout to, you bout to, you bout to catch this shit, bitch!
Grat!
That's so wrong.
Brat!
Brat, come down a little.
Hey, motherfucker!
I told your ass this is my clothing store, bitch!
Ass!
Motherfucker ass!
Man, I'm bout to smoke this shit in the smoke your ass, bitch!
About to smoke guys.
This is my club.
The store bitch.
Alright brother, have a good one.
Now I want you to come around you no more bitch. I hold this clothing store down.
Fuck your ass bitch. Should we go actually try to hold down a block? Or is this good?
All right, this is our back down. This is our clothing store. That's so long
Yo, based on my thank you for the eight months pretty babe with the three appreciate that shit. Here we go
Here we go
Hey, Penta's a piece of shit. Hey, I want a fucking
Yo bitch
Damn you gonna do me like that ass bitch
Yo comrade with 20 gifted subs. Oh my god. Jesus. That's so many. Thank you
Yep
It's a lot. Thank you, man 20 gifted in the chat coke. Yeah kid to step in bitch
Ass motherfucking ass bitch
This is our block
Takeover PD
This is my block, bitch.
They're gonna be trespassing. They can't give me trespassing.
Yo, Comrade, thanks again for that 20. Very nice.
Copper! Brand new prime sub! Thank you for the prime sub.
Appreciate that. Hypes her with two months in a row.
Nettie! Six months, thanks for that.
Shoulda got married today. We fucked up.
We fucked up. That's our shirt, sorry.
Bangside? I'm from the bangside, bitch! Bang! I'm from the bangside!
Oh, backside. It does. You know why they call me- that's our nickname. It's
backside. That's why we're in the shirt. It's our- it's our nickname.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yo, you call me backside cuz I'm gonna hit that ass, bitch
Yo, best part thank you so much for the nine months in a row ciph four months
Duckin quacks two months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for two months. I
Hate having to sign up 13 months in a row
Thank you for signing up for 13 months in a row. Very nice. Very nice. Sobtoed two months. Very nice.
Oh my god! Aided with the brand new Prime sub. Where's the rub-hands emotes?
Should we get our remote game on real quick? Watch out for clothes gang, I guess.
We should just throw one of those out randomly. We won't explain it.
Thank you so much for the seven months in a row front line banana with ten
Weenus McGuinness with two months appreciate that
Center Street
I'm with the SS the center streets. Hey, bitch
Hey, hey motherfucking bitch ass ass bitch hey bitch
More fuck is this man? What the fuck is this bitch y'all fucking Aaron Carter ass looking ass bitch
Fuck is you doing on my block right now cuh?
It's a police department
I'm in the police department
Man shit use all my block bitch. Oh, are you a cop? Hell no. I'm a part of the SS
Center Street boys
Okay, well, hey bitch, it's gonna be
$500 if you want to be on my block bitch ass ass
Yeah, I'm definitely not happening
Hey motherfucker use on my block now bitch
Okay well if you're gonna keep going
If I'm gonna keep what huh?
I mean I could just
Hey motherfucker I'm an OG
Thank you
The center street cinemas have been here for
200 years bitch
The cinemas?
I think he's lost
the center street cinnamon hell yeah bitch make it big get the fuck off my block
cah hey you might want to leave before you go to jail
bitch get the fuck off my block cah right now I'm playing with you you
motherfucking ass bitch like this is your last yeah man I ain't playing with you
you fucking man I am playing with your Tony Hawk look at ass I mean hey bitch my
name is back side your weight your what backside bitch he's almost hit your
ass up okay well you my bitch get the fuck off my block bitch get the hey
Hey motherfuck, get the fuck off my block, bitch.
What, you just, all right, look dude.
Yeah, if you don't get the hell out of here,
you're gonna be arrested for trespassing.
Man, shit, yo, triflin' ass, the only one.
Hey.
Yeah, what, hey.
Riflin' ass.
You wanna go to jail?
Bitch, you wanna go to fuckin' a coffin,
standing on my block right now,
20 which you'll fucking motherfucking
Tom Cruise looking ass
this is a
PD territory
Not bitch. This is Cina Street Cinnamon's territory. That's out there
nah bitch
man
Man, what y'all motherfucking ass?
You're my block bitch. I mean technically this is at least straight. So, you know
stop doing that do you mind lowering your voice please hey bitch you mind
getting the fuck off my block cut no because I'm dealing with the situation
and you're too fucking loud so turn your fucking man get the fuck off my block
bitch expert you gotcha but do I need to escort you out of here hey the only
escort around here is your mother bitch all right get the hell out of here
right now man I this is my block huh
should I go outside stand here damn bitch this is my fucking block I ain't
gonna get right push off the block by yo Jackie Chan looking ass what what
Jackie Chan what are you talking about you heard me bitch with your fucking
bitch ass motherfucker.
Alright, why don't you just take a seat over there?
Hell nah, why don't you take a seat?
Nah, bitch, this is my block.
I'm about to sell some weed.
Fiends?
Say fiends?
Hell yeah.
Okay.
Well, I guess...
No, why don't you just...
Hey, bitch. Fuck your ass, bitch ass.
Alright, great.
Hey, fuck your ass up.
Yo, I'm back side cuz I'm about to hit you in the back. You already said that I'm about to hit you in the back
Bitch, you're ass about to get hit up
No, no, it's not and shut your ass up
bitch
Give me those glasses
No, this is a robbery bitch
No, it's not
Yes, it is bitch. Give me those glasses. It's not
man give me that shit bitch no I'm not man you better give me that shit bitch
all right hey bitches don't do it hey get the fuck off my block huh what your
ass is doing here bitch hey bitch get the fuck off my block right now cuh
Did she need help with something, Zach?
I gotta go deeper. I gotta go deeper.
Hey, bitch, the only thing you need help with is getting the fuck off my block, cuh.
Bitch, ass.
You little ass bitch.
Man, you better get your slow-
Selena Gomez ass-looking ass out of here, bitch.
Why Selena Gomez out of here?
Man, bitch, you get the fuck out of here.
I don't have black hair
Hey you better take your Justin Timberlake looking ass motherfucker with you bitch
Yeah, you want to take that fake chain off too?
Hey, bitch the only thing I'm about to take off is your fake face bitch. I'm gonna rip it off like a spider monkey
All right, if you say one more man, who's this motherfucker rolling up to my fucking block right now?
Sir if you don't hey bitch get the fuck up my block
Fuck, huh?
Hey, it's ready. I'm finally making inroads with the people known as the mere parkians. You want to take me down there?
Hey, motherfucker, get the fuck off my block, bitch.
I can't. There's too many cops out there now.
Yeah, this is my block, motherfucker.
Hell no.
Well, then I'll arrest him.
Trespassing, actually. Falling into trespassing.
Man, how the fuck you dumbass.
Man, you better shut your motherfucking Joaquin, Venus ass-looking ass up.
I'll arrest him, Ferdy. Arrest him.
I I don't I don't even know what to do with him. He says this is his block. Oh, yeah
I was in a street cinemas
All right, perfect turn around sir hell no bitch don't make me taste you sir. Hey bitch
You leave him
Man, you'll leave in my block bitch. This is my hood
Are you gonna leave?
All right, man get the fuck out my block bitch
bitch
turn around right now or you're going to jail
nah bitch
hell nah bitch this is my motherfucking block
fuck yo ass bitch
yo this is just right where you gotta get your fucking up
this is not your block
huh
the hell did you just say to me motherfucker
what did you just say to ready
okay relax guys
sometimes you know a little sleepy
this guy's saying this is his block
hell yeah center street cinnamon
ready are you arresting this man when hey cuz this is my motherfucking block
I mean fuck your ass bitch you're gonna have to pay the day pass bitch he told
us he's extorting us all right well then you'll go arrest them oh hell no
I turn around sir you're gonna do hell nah bitch
Turn around sir right now
Hey motherfuckin you better step get to stepping off my block bitch ass. All right. This is it
You start walking towards your little tiny little bike hold on I get out of here
What where are you at?
You're just
What we like hey, man, I'm holding down the motherfucking block. I got some trifle in Elton John ass looking motherfuckers up over here
Okay, I guess I'm on duty now
I'm at the on on Sinister Street holding down the block car
All right, I'll see you soon brah stay up brah brah
you want to join the game hell nah brah I need people for my gang bitch I'm
holding this shit down cuh okay okay never mind alright stay up brah brah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah hey bitch get the fuck off my block cuh alright you got
three seconds you know hey bitch you got three seconds to bend over and two
Get ready for backside three turn around nah, hell nah, bro. You're gonna have to drag me off my block
You're gonna get case. Hey bitch if you case me. I'm gonna come up over you
No, yo coil. Thanks for the host
Bruh
All right cinnamon
You
Hey, hey, motherfucking bra. I want a bench trial, man
Fuck your ass up
You want a bench trial? Yeah, bitch, bro?
Fuck yo bitch
Yo, Carl, thanks for the host
Dude, cool. Why'd you go offline? You didn't want to interact at this?
our tier one character that I came up with.
We can't improve that they were actually the ones using it,
because by the time they got it, they were not only anymore,
they couldn't just find me like...
You guys literally just...
We need to do it?
Okay.
Dude, I'm down, let's hold down the PD.
Can you say anyone to use the game to see the core login
to return to any present?
Just wait till we start hanging out at the gate.
2411D22 by the state of available.
Hey, man, fuck yo ASL, bro.
That's it?
I was on the front way to town.
Cinnamon Street.
Hey Yoka.
Bench trial, bruh bruh.
Shit.
No problem.
Hell yeah.
Alright.
Ray Ray and Cinnamon.
Hey bruh.
What the fuck is your ass even putting my ass in here for?
Oh shit.
I gotta leave you in here for a couple of hours.
I got a jewelry store to go to.
I stay up bro send it negative I am currently processing and about to go to
the beer that's a shit so shiny looks like it was painted on Jesus Christ
hello Laina hi Laina hi Laina hi that's so long that's a man glaze hell yeah I
I just have a deep voice. Hey, can I call you back? Hey, I can't lose my
Hey, bro, let me the fuck out this motherfucker cuz fuck your ass a bitch ass
Beach I got my teeth filed down so I can chop your ass
Hell yeah, bro, huh?
All right, hey bitch. Let me ask you ask something. Hmm when you stepped on my block
Shit, is it cuz you got a death wish motherfucker?
You bout to get I'm about to get the
about
No, bro
Lower your voice a little bit
Yeah, very, very good to hear you.
Hey, motherfucker, you a fucking ass bitch.
You crying?
Man, motherfucker, you a step above, bitch.
All right, so you're facing.
Hell nah, bro.
Fuck you, me and cuh.
All right, you're facing now.
Man, you better shut your Willy Wonka ass up, bitch.
Willy Wonka, I don't.
Hell yeah.
Arrest me.
All you hang out with is oompa-loompa ass lookin'
bitch his ass bitch
Okay
You're lookin' at a harassment extortion
resisting arrest
Hell nah
Oh yeah, I'm felony trespassing
Hell nah
Nah, cuh
Hey, yo
Straight up
Fuck you bruh
Alright
Uh, you ready for the bench trial?
Hell yeah, bruh
Cuh
I'm about to run out that motherfucker
Okay, I'm not gonna run out that bitch. Yeah
Who doesn't a motherfucker about to run out that bitch?
Hell nah bitch
More fucking stepping on my block bitch around hell nah
Do you want to be case man bitch you better shove that up your ass bitch turn around you
Hey, you know why they call me cinnamon three
Hey, hold up real quick. What you know why they call me cinnamon. Oh
Why it's cuz when you try to
swallow me
You end up coughing it up and throwing up. Oh
Bitch, hey motherfucking ass
Stop, what's your bitch? Hey, what did you call me outside motherfucking?
Called you by your name nah
Bro, nah, you said send it you said, uh-huh, bro, huh?
All right, can you please lower your voice hell no bitch
Leave it anyway turn around. Hey motherfucking ass. I need you to shut your ass up. Oh, bro
Bro you both
All right, yeah, that's right
Shit cuz hey, you better shut your fucking root ass
root root off-ass looking up bitch motherfucker hey motherfucker yo shit hey
motherfucker when your mama had birth with you she was probably like damn I
should have got the abortion this motherfucker ugly
Yikes got me good there fuck.
Brutal man.
This isn't funny.
Let's go watch someone else dude.
Let's go watch someone else.
Hey bruh fuck your ass up bitch.
Okay uh I guess that's a no.
Hell yeah motherfucker.
Is it a yes? Do you want a lawyer or do you not want a lawyer?
Man, bitch. I'm a lawyer, cuh.
Okay, right.
Hey, motherfucker, you think I...
Hey!
Can you hang out in there for a second?
Hey, bitch! Help, cuh!
I'm being racist.
Well, I guess everyone on the character that's...
Or everyone on the server that's...
Should switch to a normal voice for court.
Say you were a method actor and did nothing wrong, Lowe.
No one no one tell Kyle nobody tell Kyle 19 26 the core house
for this Bench trailer.
This batch of you available for this Bench trailer?
regards you.
Any problem you want to make your way over?
No Miranda, it's true.
Okay.
Man you better let my bitch ass go bitch.
Yeah I don't think that's happening.
Yeah I know I think you missed a trash can and a couple of light posts.
It's ready.
Yeah I know.
I'm not getting used to this new card, so a little slippery.
Mm-hmm.
Compared to my old one.
Hello, sir.
Hello.
I was coming for the bench trial.
Oh.
Hey, motherfucker.
I'm gonna put this fucking Bruce Lee ass looking ass motherfuckers mind on a bench,
and I'm gonna fuck that ass.
Jesus Christ.
It's not Kiki, sir.
I don't know if she told me to come down here with her and I was like, okay
Okay
Hey motherfucker you better let my ass go bitch motherfucking ass. Hey, bitch
Does he need a lawyer? I know a really good lawyer. Hell no. I
Got no money for a lawyer bitch. I
Think he I think he's you know free shit. I got this
Hey, you think this motherfucking, uh, hey, you think this motherfucking, uh, ah, shit.
You wee man looking ass.
Well, here's a, here's a public defender for you, sir, if you're looking for a lawyer.
Hell yeah, bro.
Hey, hey, step up, come on.
That's what I was trying to tell you about him.
Hey, this motherfucker said some shit, bro.
I
Can't say it I mean I'm a public defender, so
Is there a reason that he shouldn't be taking this case? No, you'll see man, what the fuck
All right, sir. I'm gonna have you just just curb your language in the courtroom, please. Oh shit. This is not bad
All right, very well
What are we here today for man? This motherfucker fuck my ass up, bro. Fuck him sir
I'm gonna have a curb the language again. Thank you. Oh shit. What the fuck I say, bro
Thank you oh
Shit I coughed man
And, all right, Your Honor, can I request a brief recess
just to talk to my client about what happened
before we get started?
We're not even in session yet.
Take a couple minutes.
Don't be too long though.
Thank you.
Can we go back to the judges chambers
or would you want us to go out and,
do you want us to go out in the lobby
or the judges chambers?
Go into the little corner there.
All right, Dan Ke.
All right, sir.
My name is Kenneth Coleman.
Can I get your name, please?
Hey, bro, you call me cinnamon
Alright and can you tell me what happened in your own words man this motherfucker?
I was just posted up on the block and shit
this motherfucking
Shit this motherfucking jay freddy seagull looking ass motherfucka
Rolled up and he said get the fuck out here cah and all I said, bro was hey
Don't forget to pay your taxes this year, bitch, and he fucking tased me and beat my ass, bro
Okay
Were you in a vehicle at the time? Are you just standing there? No, man. I was hosted on the
cunt
Okay, so you're just on the sidewalk. Hell. Yeah, bro
Okay
Did you have any weapons on you or out at the time? Hell nah
Man, I told him though I was about to.
Man, I was about to.
Man, I fucking told that motherfucker I'm about to.
Are you alright, sir?
I know that having to deal with police brutality is a traumatic experience.
I understand. Just take a second, alright?
Oh shit, bro.
Oh
Yo, hold up motherfucker, I'm up in this bitch man, they got me up in this courtroom. I only I even won't be here
Shit fuck hell. Yeah, that's pretty gangster you totally sound qualifying. Oh shit hell. Yeah, bro. Listen. I'm gonna call your cuss
I
Is there anything else you want to add to what happened?
Man, this motherfucker said that he don't believe in rights
Man, this motherfucker spit on the flag
Alright
And
Would you be willing to say this on the stand for the judge to...
to he said we didn't win Vietnam wow that's that's terrible hell yeah bro all
right let's go back and I'll let the judge know we're ready
hi
all right is everybody ready to proceed yep hell yeah yes your honor hey why is
I'm up there wearing a dress
Who may you you fucking dress wearing bitch
All right
Like that and I will be holding you in contempt of court
Address it's a suit get your eyes checked. I
Baggy clothing looks more like a dress than anything I've gone on. Oh shit in the mirror, sir
Hey, my damn my uh, yo this uh motherfuckers just dipped
All right, why shit, I don't know cuz he was standing here now he's
Can all represent it?
Are you an attorney? No, then no you may not
not. Oh, what is this guy's name? So man, you call me cinnamon. I'm not going to call
you cinnamon. What does it mean? That's what I want to be called, bitch. You probably want
to be called Martha with your dress ass. Freddie, what's this guy's name? Mike block. Mike
block. All right, I'm going to bring this court into session. Anything you say after
I said that sir you want to be real careful. I will hold you in contempt that will
Find you out the ass. Hey, all right, but hold up real quick. I ain't got no like
motherfucking lawyers
Damn, he should be back very soon
Man, you a mind reader bitch. How you know motherfucker?
Fuck you mean cuh, you know, you know when you eat
Easy to get
All right, I'm gonna call this in the session versus my charge of facing today sir
harassment extortion resisting arrest and felony trust passing that's 38
months I don't know what the fine is ready did not include that I did hold
on it's 2850 $2850 in fines I'll be calling this in the session sir I'm
begin with your plea how do you plead to these charges at this time man what car
do you plead guilty or not guilty to the charges man fuck that shit being cut
guilty or not guilty is what i'm looking for
bitch i can hear you i ain't deaf i just don't understand
all right well how can i make that any easier to understand
I would like someone to represent him
All right, I
Will indulge this
Yo, what up?
Did I might more names down there your names boy cinnamon?
Cinnamon and what have you done wrong? Hey, bro. My name is cinnamon cuz you think I'm gonna taste sweet, but I'll
fuck your way it's a bit do you want to fucking go no hey no bro this hey this
month hey this motherfucker said that America laws of Vietnam
general I'm a little worried about the little gang this motherfucker said I
have to retain these things I don't really want to go to jail for now some
Did I
Hey, he did say that shit
My god, give me look. Hey, he did say that motherfucker shit
You're right. Let's see how this plays out your honor now. What are they accusing you of what have you a legal citizen?
Hey, man, I should be a bit. I was just posted up on my motherfucking block
cuh
ass
This motherfucker said he don't believe in rights and spit on the flag. You mean it. Oh, you weren't on charges
Yeah, what are the charges all of my work? You're charging this innocent man
I told you it's a you soon. I got dealership and now look where we are
Bitch fuck that shit
There's the charges harassment extortion
Resisting arrest and penalty trespassing
Mr. Dundee I'm going to I'm going to advise you at this time that if you make this easier for me
I might just get your cars for you out of Hock
After this, but if you know this a mockery
An extremely long time
I need you let out a park. Hey, man
Yo, bro, I'm gonna come
You need to talk about this. I'll give you one that I don't need if you work with me
How about that? Hell? Yeah, you who you need me to beat that guy's ass up there
Look, how about this? I'll give you I know someone you to beat up for me
But I can't say the name
I
I'm gonna pay you to do it
uh-uh
no what
you fucking scratching your
fuck yeah
pfft
fuck in the ankle to do a bit of an hg-self
here we go brother who's gonna fuck the dick
hey i was post up on block
man more fucking on
i'm with sinis street cinnamon
sorry about that your honor
you've been fired
got one
i'm in a
pdc
sinis street cinnamon
i'm in a pink shirt
oh now
uh
i was post up
I was posted on the block on synastry
Is he a lawyer your honor more of a translator, okay
He speaks hood rat
Okay, I mean if I don't have a problem with him being here
Okay, how about let me translate this make this easy. Okay, if all come represent you. Let me do the translation
guilty equals
Chat guilty equals. They hate you not guilty means they don't hate you simple as that
man, man
Everyone I got
Shit you put me as not guilty. So what are you gonna place?
There's no look on this channel. Oh hell no man
Lightning through his language. Okay. Do you want me to translate? Yes. Yes, okay, right
Okay, what else do you not understand?
man algebra
Man numbers and math and shit the fuck is that shit?
Well, I get that shit all the good all get a translator, please
Coleman
Removed Dundee from this council and just shut your ass up. I'm gonna come over there beat your ass bitch
Hey bitch, what's really good you try to get a spoonful of cinnamon bitch
alone
She's just here to watch a court case your court case, sir. Hey, bro. Hey, you ever work with that judge Judy bitch
No, but she's
Let's be wild and
She's all like you ain't the father and then bitches go nope insane
That's not the wrong then bitches be like I swear he's the baby daddy
All right, the time for you talking is over I'm going to ask you again, sir
You plead guilty or not guilty hell. Yeah
Coleman not guilty fix it
Complete not guilty if you don't want to go to jail. Huh guilty not guilty
Not I'm gonna take that as
The
Yes, your honor.
All right.
Ready?
Go on the charges.
OK, I was in MRPD.
An individual walked in.
Man, you better shut your ass up, bitch.
Coleman.
Sir, let him talk.
We'll get our chance to tell your side of the story soon.
This individual walked in said that he's part of some center street gang and that we got to get off his block
Fucking Lord's fish burn looking ass
screaming a lot of fanaties at us
multiple times
Who's scream for fanaties at this lovely young lady to the dispatch?
Sydney
Standing next to you. Yes, it is. Yes
at that point I told him multiple times that he needs to leave because he's causing a disturbance
and he had no actual business there and say you refused because he ain't going nowhere
that's his block we need to leave then he said that I have to pay I believe $500 to
stay inside Mission Row PD or else.
I refused until he again, he'd better leave or he will be arrested.
He again, started harassing Sydney.
I believe there are some other people in there.
Sydney can pass to that, but he kept saying on him pictures and, you know,
whatever, I don't know, just terrible things to him over and over again.
She tried to get away from him. She couldn't eventually said you better turn around
and
You will be placed under arrest at this time. I gave you plenty of warning. He refused again
Mr. Block
We're going to your seat. Hey, bro. Where the fuck am I cook?
You're a quarter long
Sir just come stand here. You're a serious charge. Oh
Shit man, it's very serious, bro. I'm fucking high as shit
All right, great you disturbed my courtroom again, sir
I will hold you in content that is your final warning mr. Block. Hey, what that shit mean
Means I'm gonna bill you an extremely amount of high amount of money and you're gonna go to good go to jail no matter
What that's what it means, sir. Oh fuck?
Not guilty to that
Great
To imply and because
I resisted, I handcuffed him, brought him into his cells, brought him into rights, I immediately
screamed for a bench trial, I told him okay, I was going to, you know, need to cuff him
as we escorted him out, back to the car to the bench trial, he refused, he refused
to
apply with being cuffed and I had to taste him again.
When inside tried to taste him, he resisted the cuffs
and to punch me.
I finally taste I finally cuffed him
and brought him here.
Man, this motherfucker said we should have never invaded Vietnam.
OK.
What the fuck?
I don't think that's a real insert.
That's true, but uh, see, he said it, go ready. I just want to clarify something I might have missed. Um,
It's a charge of felony trespassing. Um, where was he trespassing?
He was in MRPD.
And I understand the lobby, you know, consider the public.
However, uh, he was, you know, causing a disturbance and he was harassing
individuals inside and requested multiple times for him to leave
those premises and he refused multiple times and that's why you're pushing for
trespassing. Hey, yo, Anna bitch this motherfuckers lying I'm motherfucking left
and was posted up on the block and then sir sir sir you'll have you'll have your
chance to tell the judge no the story momentarily. Yo on Judge Judy they
just be screaming and wild and out. This is not Judge Judy sir. Yo, then
Well fuck a star break dancing and shit
Questions or Tourette Tourette do you have any witnesses that you're looking to call?
Yes
Sydney do you
I was working dispatch for a power grid operation to which air one was bringing our EMS to what
that mean.
Oh, damn.
This bitch has got the new ones.
Yo, I'm trying to talk about a helicopter.
About the car Mr. Block that is count one of contempt
Man not guilty, bro
Don't get to plead guilty or not. Fuck you saying bro. Not guilty come
One try for two you want to try for two me bro. What go for two bro
Bro cup. Hey shit
You're gonna get your chance to talk sir
Now miss Sydney has the floor
I apologize for my client's behavior your honor all right well hopefully you don't need to apologize again just if he talks out of line tell him to shut up
I
Know you're trying to bust the floor is yours. Thank you
Situation
One rock
that we leave in a territory
200 dollars for work
Your Honor
I'm sorry, Your Honor
Mr. Block over there is trying to do a drug deal
and I can hear it from here
I just speak out
Um
I mean if you feel like you've got PC to arrest him
Can I add it to the contempt charge?
Uh, yes
Hey, this motherfuckers a snitch
I heard it as well
I'm a done shit, I'm just standing here
I'm a cop
What are you talking about?
hey this motherfuckers a cop i'm sure you're on me
this motherfucker's an undercover cop i'm starting to think brah
my
my friend brought here in the cut in the custody of officer tready
and uh...
sure that's uh... officer tready having done his job
has made sure that my client has no such compromise contraband on his
possession at this time and thus could not be performing any sort of drug
deal
mister colman thank you for bringing that
though it would never have occurred to me
over mister colman
the act of selling drugs
is a crime irrelevant to the fact
of if they are
soliciting the sale of drugs is
this the same crime
essentially in the eyes of the law
you sell a bag of baking soda to somebody for fifty dollars and say it's
cocaine
you're gonna get busted for selling cocaine
a we do that sometimes bro
right so i'll your honor i will be at a certain charge of quite a lot of drugs
to his uh...
do the uh...
charges today after what i just heard
all right
and i don't think it's a whole lot of this motherfucker never
this motherfucker never told me he's no police and none don't he gotta say
uh i don't uh that's not worth answering
for you please miss sydney continue premium with your test
hey bro it's cinnamon not sydney i wasn't talking to you mr blogg sir he's
talking to the woman to sydney the lady with the head said not you
I
Miss Sydney yes, go ahead you may proceed
Mr.. Block was shouting very loudly in the lobby while I was trying to deal with the EMS who had arrived at Mission Row
One of which had been a hostage in the situation. I
Could not hear comms nor the EMS
Hey bitch, you found us, how?
Eh, what's up, you wanna call me after this?
Hell yeah, bitch, give me them digits.
We have a very good headset.
Hell yeah.
Here you go.
Hey bitch, they call me backside, cause I'm about to-
Sir, I'm-
Mr. Block!
I'm-
Sir!
Mr. Block.
Man, y'all motherfuckers, some cock block is straight up, bruh, shit.
Yeah, you're gonna- you're gonna have your cock real blocked when you're in jail.
man bro fuck you Sam we here fuck man not guilty keep going keep going mr.
block yeah bro set the record hey my bad before I continue your honor may I
ask what the record is hey bro I got off I got arthritis I believe the record
for contempt
I believe that's helped by Jerry Callow
Hey bro, I got arthritis, it ain't my fault
Alright, fascinating story about your arthritis
I'm more interested in hearing from Miss Sydney
than what she saw in the situation regarding these charges
I approached Mr. Block in the lobby of MRPD
and asked him to lower his voice so that I could continue
handling a situation that was active at the time
used, called me a bitch, I left, I went back to help EMS through the locked doors.
Hey, what's good bitch?
Oh, what's up?
You're trying to fucking me?
He proceeded to harass them the other way out as well, calling them a bitch, telling
them to leave his territory.
We're gonna get more time in prison.
I gotta go.
Hey, this motherfucking guy in the dress is telling me, I, brah, my bad.
Can you please confiscate Mr. Block's cell phone at this time?
All right, bro here
Over here, sir
Okay, that's your idea you fucking come here you fucking what car
Turn around sir. Hey motherfucker hold up around sir, bro hold up
Sir turn around right now you will be taste brah hold up real quick. You have five seconds man. I'm about
I'm not.
Brom.
Yo, real talk.
Brom.
Spready, are you making them cry?
What is wrong with you?
Brom.
That's not cool, too, Reddy.
Oh, my God. You are a monster, too, Reddy.
Brom.
You want to make him fall over?
Chris Boston charged, really?
You know why you're on it.
This is how you got your promotion.
Making people cry.
I don't even know what to do.
Where are you at?
That's it.
He's sad.
He's not part of a gang, but you know, I am too looking for a gang, sad.
Whoa!
Okay, Sean?
I haven't even done it!
Abuse!
Man, bro!
He didn't give him the phone.
What did you want him to do?
Hey!
You're gonna cry.
legal to have a phone I told you to get off the phone and I've warned you
repeatedly mr. block yo it's disrupting the court hey bitch I'm sorry it's three
counts three counts of contempt bro I highly recommend that you just wait for
the judge not calling you otherwise he's gonna give you even more time in
present man this motherfucker or your honor hey look gonna have plenty of time
to tell your side of the story just let them tell their side first hey this
motherfuckers I think it's fairly apparent the table language that he uses
regardless of personnel however I took great offense the fact that he was
So to an EMS who had just been taken hostage in a very stressful situation. How the fuck was I supposed to know that?
He was very visibly distraught
man
Mr. Block was very continuously
abusive towards the EMS verbally myself verbally I
Believe he made some sort of utterance of if we didn't leave his territory that would be consequences
All in all, it was aggravating, annoying, and only added to a very stressful situation
that had been going on for well over an hour.
Hey, you better shut your whoopee Goldberg ass looking up, bitch.
Mr. Block.
What?
Man, she- I would like to get through this case sometime this week.
Man.
Look, ganna. Is it really illegal to shoot a man in the street?
Yes
Unless they were shooting at you and someone saw it
Then it could be self-defense
I... should.
And that's the only freebie you're going to get out of me.
I'm not answering any more of your questions in the middle of testimony, Mr. Block.
Now please, let this young woman finish her statement.
I witnessed several officers asking Mr. Block to leave the premises to which he refused
multiple times.
that when asked if he could be arrested I corroborated that he had been verbally abusive to several
people on the property inside of Mishiro at which point I believed Jeredi arrested him
and took him down into the holding cells at which point I went for debrief on the checker
lines.
Yo, J.R.G.G. thanks for the prime, appreciate that.
Pseudo thanks for the 500 bits.
The situation is completely unrelated.
Tally zero thank you for the brand new sub.
We need no hell. No, I did that shit
All right
Anything further to add miss Sydney? I did also hear him offer to sell drugs within this courtroom
All right, that's a separate matter
Afterwards
Be a whole bench trial for that I imagine. Oh can't wait
All right very well to ready do you have anyone else who was present that wishes to speak
No, I think that that about does it
Okay understood
All right, mr. Coleman mr. Block
The floor is yours
There's a statement or sign of any witnesses here who were present now hold on opportunity to speak
What is going on here sir?
So do you want to tell your side of the story or not?
No, I'm not sure your honor we rest
that's it that's what you got
I suppose so your honor
I suppose so he's been talking the entire time
an opportunity to speak
hey this motherfucker said that he didn't believe in rights
bruh
and that guy that I
yo hey that motherfucker might be a cop over there
yes I am a cop oh fuck
Yes, he is law enforcement man. That is correct, sir. Oh, hey look that motherfucker. Look
That motherfucker didn't tell me that shit cuz
Your honor we were in the
I was wearing man
this
Man, what you talking about mrpd?
We was at mcdonald's
oh
We just tackle that
Drug sale thing just bang this out, you know two for one
I can't rule on that because I'm a witness
So you need another judge for that?
Hey, hey, bro feel it if you want to this motherfucker
I'm in McDonald's and shit and this bitch comes out from the back working the drive-through
We said you rested look this drive-through bitch with the headset came out and was talking about the manager
So this motherfucker told me to leave the motherfucker and I did
You're on our we were at
Mr.. No pv not
Yeah, I've gathered that man. So then why should we're in that head? So everything you're saying sir
Everything you're saying sir is not even being admitted to the record because you rested you did a little dance
And then you said we rest. All right. Well, then what do you think of that dance? Coe?
I think that
Uh, it's a good way to paraphrase how I feel about this case.
Anyway, at this time, unless there's any, uh, do you have any witnesses to call Mr. Block,
anyone who witnessed your side of events?
Hell yeah.
Wonderful.
Who, who would they be?
Man, they'd like some EMS, bitch.
Alright, is there anyone fitting that description in the courtroom?
Hey, this bitch look like
Kathy Bates
Kathy Bates EMS sir Kathy Bates looking EMS in the gallery
Unfortunately, sir without a name
You would be unable to comment this Kathy Bates looking EMS
Hey, bro
Man, you know when you see a bitch and you're like
Oh no, no sir, but I know what it's like when I see I'm finding you guilty on all of these charges
All right, plus the three contempts
Hey, bro. I
Was just playing
$10,000 for the contempt of court, bro. I was just playing car
Thank you your honor sir. I tried to tell you
Hey, who is this motherfucker?
I'm sorry, he was-
Alright.
I'm gonna get to this cop car.
Hey, brah, let me in, car!
Oh!
Oh, he's already-
Oh!
America.
Brah.
Shit, brah, car.
I'm feeling the ICU.
see you I see you bro you're talking to me
bro fuck are you wanting to call the ms brah hey this motherfucker hit me brah hey
pink bitch what's your name car Lana hey Lana we about to be rich as hell
Would not be rich enough to jump up.
That's right.
Fuck it up.
She's not...
Right?
He's having an aneurysm.
Can you hear me?
Is it?
Can I get a picture of you outside the courthouse?
I can't believe you get 5150'd, honestly.
He's not crazy. He's just...
Did you hear him in there? I can see you coming.
No, no, no, no. He's not crazy. He's just...
On the air, you're crazy.
No, he's just out there.
I thought his dance was pretty good.
No, me too.
I came... I came back like halfway through it.
I said you go take a shit.
Oh, okay.
Is this the Kathy Bay TMS call-in-up?
Is that Kathy Bay?
Hey, Marky.
It's Dale.
Oh, that's my Kathy, dude.
Yep.
I know there's cans.
There's the phones.
She's in the house.
Uh, taste the prongs and use it with a flashlight.
Oh, fun.
Hey, bruh.
Cut.
Uh, where'd the taste of prongs sit ya?
Hey.
Hey, you better shut your fucking Aquaman.
Looking ass up, bitch.
Huh.
Funny.
Uh, I said taste the prongs here.
Yeah, cut them out.
I used to sleep in these apartments out with the crowbar.
I've gotta go.
It was pretty hot.
I had time.
Yeah it was.
Alright, I'm gonna slowly.
Hey bruhs, let me go.
Bro, you coming with me?
Alright.
One, hey bruh!
Bruh!
Come here.
One, two, three.
Hey bruh, come on cuh.
I got your back homie dog.
You said you should have the head with a mag like.
man I'm about to hit ready over the head
good nice buck on your head here
is he crying again?
who's this over here?
I want to see you dance again
hi
hi you should be good
hello
hi
can I make a report
hell yeah
Hell yeah, huh? Hell yeah, bro
Hell yeah, come fuck
Hell yeah
Hey, bro, hey, bro you straight
Bro, I gotta run back to the set, huh?
Hey, bro, I got you though anything you need bro. I got you come man. I'm straight crazy yo you see how I
Yo, bro, do you see me dancing that
Crazy
Fuck him, buddy, I've been boss-fuck him.
Oh, you're about caked on, huh?
Hell yeah, bro. I'm gonna get you that shit.
Just give me, like, shit, cunt, like, shit.
Man, I got you, bro.
Well, I'm only doing this on the premise you got me some fucking pingas and shit.
I'm not really interested.
Hey, bro, just give me your number, cunt, and I got you, bro.
I'm about to serve you up like a chef, cunt.
Hold on. Let's see if we're gonna help you out of these.
Well then we got here, okay? Lefty, righty, oopsie daisy, boom!
Oh, but then the handcuffs made fucking calm looking noises.
Hey, man.
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
Okay, now we're in trouble. Hold on.
Oh, shit.
Looks like I'm not as good as what picking as I thought it was.
Hey, you got this, Co! You the man, bro.
Man just put my seatbelt on for me
Oh
Yeah, you have a set of handcuffs
No, hey, bro. Come on. Oh shit
But I traded handcuffs for a fire extinguisher brah. Okay. That was a good try. No, that was a real good
Okay
Hey, bro
Is the master of the size if he could change his voice this dude you'd never know who he is every single day
He could be someone new is this new in cuffs that I'm looking at right?
Yeah, yeah, we just yeah, he was gone the job
And we said
That way
People like Dundee some cat did that to me remember that job that I got caught at?
Oh, yeah
Yo, hey fucking who was it? Um
Francis left me in his car for five minutes and this cat rolled up. I wasn't even paying attention
I ain't gonna lie. He just you ain't me
You
Told them all fuckers. Y'all motherfuckers follow us. I'm about to get the strap
each other
What's good bro
Hey bruh, shit what's really, hey y'all motherfuckers any time you wanna come chill on my block y'all's gotta pass.
What's your block?
Center Street.
Center Street?
Center Street, cuh. They call me Center Street Cinnamon bruh.
I'm afraid she can lock the shit with an ass lock.
Yeah, I don't have to pull this motherfucker out of my crack son, I've been keeping this shit here for a minute.
Oh, you probably will lock it.
Hell yeah, bruh, I'm free cuh.
You better look quicker than me, mate.
Yeah, bloody hell, you do, you do, huh?
Hell yeah, bro.
All right, then.
All right, then, man.
All right, then, cuh, bro.
I got you wearing my dress.
Bro, I got you.
What's your phone number, cuh?
Gonna be 4144887106.
Oh, you're coming with me.
I gotta talk to you about that job.
All right, then, cuh.
Shit, bro.
Ooh.
You just fucking see this thing.
Don't worry, you're out.
Son, take a reform drive.
Nah, Center Street is our hood.
Now, okay. Oh, hey, thanks. What's up, what's up, what up? I'm gonna drop the bike for you to know what they eat
Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
I know that shit
About the box
Fuck you don't mind. What happens you would have it
I
Trapping out this motherfucker. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah, bro. I was a prop
I've been trying to find this motherfucker, but unfortunately times are conflicting and all can never catch it
Who this motherfucker? Who?
He's an ex fucking cop
I've been trying to find him for a long fucking time
This motherfucker
Man, let's roll on that motherfucker
This is motherfucker that killed more war or beckon what I know
Yeah
Bro, I'm not a lot of you I was going back and forth because I was gonna fuck with him anyways, but like
I just, I don't fucking know, Doug.
I was gonna try and see,
cause he does some wild ass shit.
One day I was coolin' him
and I was thinking maybe I could fuck with him
and the next minute he blown up my puppies
in a hurricane.
So I don't, I don't know.
At 12.
I might have to visit his ass in jail one day, brother.
Should've said yes, help up the river or something.
Down the river.
Fuck, mate.
Yeah, well next time I'm in there,
I better fucking hope I can see him
because one of my fucking lookers
right off got two shotguns stashed away
just to put up his asshole and it's gonna be no love it's gonna be a fun
day in there speaking of this is mother fucker brother you call me cinnamon
car sinning oh we're shooting me guess who you sweet on my fuck nice cuz I look
like I'm about to be sweet but I'll choke your ass up
fuck with that hey don't you try it with the home if you look for some
I
Guess if he's a person I got no work for you though. Oh
How about this you follow that man, he's gonna make you Lord types of money
Hell yeah, oh shit, what the fuck? Hey, bro, I'm about to sleep in this bush or something. I'm mad tired
Yeah, bro, I got you right now hold up
Can I also stop in Motherfucka?
Hey, can I buy some crack off some one?
Fuck yeah.
I got some crack in it, I got some joints in it.
What the fuck is most of the high quality...
Motherfucker, you said I'd buy all of them already!
Motherfucker, you said you had crack for me already!
Bruh, I'm about to hook you up, cunt!
I think he just got clean.
No, no, no, Bruh, listen, I'm a goon.
Can you put him back in the fucking head?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
no no no hey hey hey hey hey hey
i wanna put some shit out of my eyes faster than shit
so go and get the fuck out of here
back there okay
bruh hold up
a little baby kraken
that's good
i just fucking ate
hey
bruh hey bruh you got some crack i can
go pick
you you
stop stop
hey hey hey
hey hey come back
eight hundred dollars eight hundred dollars
you're fucking the mother
eight hundred dollars
no no no no no no no no no no no no
bruh no bruh no
look at that
i'm gonna be goddamn strong
crack motherfucker $800 come on please but I don't got any hey motherfucker you
got a crack bro no sir make Monica ship bro I ain't into that alright
bro hold on I'm taxi come on taxi this time I am not this time I am not this
time I'm not this time it is no fucking way
I'm gonna go back to the hood.
I'm gonna go back to the fucking hood.
I'm gonna go back to the hood.
Hey bro, drive please.
Please go.
Please bro, drive.
Go, please.
Not worth.
Rap is trying to one-up each other on how dumb trash they can make.
Yeah, because rock is such a great genre right now.
Right?
Hey bro, what the fuck?
Oh shit.
Hey bro, we gotta get back to the hood, come on.
to the hood, cunt.
That's so long.
If you're going to let me know.
Blow that light, cunt.
Don't drop me off here.
Don't you fucking drop me off here.
Oh my god.
We're back at the block.
We made it back to our hood.
All right, I'm going to log off here.
We made it back.
This is where we live.
I got to go.
I made a promise to be on before noon.
I don't know why that was dumb.
I'm about to fucking f-ing quit out of this shit.
That is such fail.
Maybe that's what we should do until Jordan gets out.
Just play like, just like one-off characters.
I don't necessarily hate that idea.
Here we go, Pranto!
Who's gonna suck the dick?
That could be fun.
Just play like random fucking characters.
This Randy character is annoying.
He's fucking Jordan, you know?
All right.
I don't even think he's,
I don't even think he would be streaming, huh?
He's just playing.
Well, I wasn't gonna host him.
Jason's doing a sub-a-thon, host Mantis.
That would never fucking host me, huh?
a coil did tonight oh it's tight it's Bailey's birthday you guys it's Bailey's
birthday coil's the only person that helps me yeah it's it's Bailey's
birthday you guys we'll go there I have a crazy headache so I'm gonna fuck off
also whatever 7 hour stream good enough I'll see you guys hey airborne I'll
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Hey, we have a YouTube channel now.
Check that video out.
I'm gonna get her to make a video off tonight.
Is that shit's funny?
Uh, I'll tell you that in real life.
I'll tell you that in real life.
I'm gonna get her to make a video off tonight.
We have a YouTube channel now.
I'll have to make people angry.
Please sub to it.
The whole idea is to, you know,
if I'm uploading videos it'll kind of take
stress off of me. Missing time. So yeah, check it out, dude. Check out the YouTube. Right?
Go here. Yo, Jonathan, thank you for the four months. I'm regular and you're highly
zero. Thank you for the brand new. So James and my PD. Thanks for 35 months. Moscato
with two months in a row. Appreciate that. Gert, turtle, eight months in a row.
Fantastic long one tomorrow because I have a I've surgery on
There's a YouTube go to go to that
Go I
Surgery on Friday. I'm hoping to be back in action by Saturday. That might be kind of wishful thinking though
That might be a little wishful thinking that's the plan
We'll see I'll be live tomorrow. All right. Can we get this up to 2k?
Can we get the rate up to 2k? Just hit it.
Hit it. Just get it up to 2k.
Still old- Yeah, I still have old-
We can't- Alright, fuck it.
19-0 is gonna be the best we can do.
Okay, I'm leaving. Bye.
I don't get it. If everyone hates the character, like, why does he keep playing it?
Doesn't he realize he's kind of ruining everything else?
Can we run one more time to get in the question?
YES!
Yeah!
Let me on the bike!
Let me on that bike, I got a gun to your head!
I got a fucking gun to your head!
Penta?
I need a AMS.
Straight up.
Why'd you let me go and then hit me?
Can we have an mbar PD?
You said I was free to go!
No I didn't.
You said I was free to go the whole time!
I never said that.
Oy vey!
Okay.
What about the private meeting about it?
We'll see
I can't have two people die on me from flashlights. I'm dying over here. Well, I'm getting
I'm trying to get
Oh, whoa, whoa
What was that?
Did you just mark my religious slang?
Slaying
about what what do you got hearing aid I'm gonna give you aids you keep it up
but you're not how well you don't know well I don't know you don't know what
do you think am I don't think you do I'm gonna do some weird sex clubs one
time I suck at it for do a smuckish hole what's a smuckish hole it's what
you call a glory hole okay and uh so anyways the schmuckish hole was all
rusted out and he cut his penis oh and I sucked it anyways cuz I was high on
crystal meth okay and poppers you know what poppers are now what a poppers
You buy them from
Porto shops
Okay, and you they're an inhalant and it makes you all dizzy
So that it's less painful when a fat cock goes in your asshole. Okay, that is
Okay, all right, but some people use them and they're legal
Are you sure they're legal? Yes, you buy them at Porto shops
Okay
Anyways, yeah, so here. I am all second on this stop it penis
Stop it was in a
Waffle house a waffle house. Yeah
The guy used to shut it down
For four hours every Saturday night, and it turned into the blue waffle house. You know what I'm saying
You know sounds about right for that sounds like a you know, it sounds like a waffle house, so I'm sucking on this
Penis so you like so you're in the guy right? I'm okay again. Okay, so Bobby actually that cop up there. Oh
You want to talk to him right? Yes? I'm fired. Yes
Okay
What's the stats of the 52 the MRPD? You want me to transport?
10 for
Why did you hit me with the flashlight? You said I was free to go. Okay, we're not
Help! Help me!
Help!
We're just gonna go to the hospital
Look
What if we call this whole thing good? I don't want you to get fired. I
am trying to become a
lawyer
So I don't want any of this to you just muck up my record people. No
No, they were there like a second day in a row. Listen. You tried to get me. Yes, listen
This is how good of a lawyer. I am I was there and they were also there that was not a kidnapping
Is it really kidnapping if two people are in the same room
Right now that would be unlawful imprisonment. Well, there you go
So how did you get them over to that area? What? Who? Oh, yeah, I forgot. That's right
You coerced them by giving a fake
9-1-1. It wasn't faked. Ample's got ran over with the car
What's going on here? Does someone yell help? Help!
Never mind. Ignore this guy. Help!
Help!
Help this is the guy. Oh, what the fuck?
Listen, I'm Jewish
Congratulations, help me. Yo, what yo holdy?
We're both Jewish you have to help me
Mazelstov Shalom brother
You have to help
Help me, brother, help me, brother Jew.
Help, this guy isn't a cop, he's a fake cop.
Get out of here, sir.
He's a fake cop.
He's gonna take you to help.
He's my credential.
All right, he doesn't want to help you.
All right, listen, just one second.
All right, I'm not in handcuffs.
You're not at what?
I'm not even in handcuffs.
God damn it, can you please just.
Can't with handcuffs on
Don't lie to me. I literally can't do this if I have handcuffs on
Okay
So I don't know what you want
Okay
Grab his keys and uncuff me
Fuck someone on coffee, please I'm a victim
No, you're not gonna get in trouble
No, you're being a pussy
Oh
Fuck I'd cut me
Get the keys off him of who the car
Well, this guy right here. Yeah, what happened? I don't know
He's
It's fine
Listen how about this? I'm not in handcuffs right now
Why
yeah I'm a part of this actually knock that cop out no yeah no I knocked this
punk ass out to the right but it was an accident that's a thing
it was no I'm just letting you know who did it oh hey this man in the red
kidnap me that's why I'm in handcuffs hell
shut up
how do I fuck the fuck out of here fuck all of you
hahahaha
how are you doing Mr. Cole
I'm good
serious panicking
what the hell are you doing
I'm just shooting up at these guys like hell hell
they're like okay
what are you robbing them
I wasn't robbing them
take shit
I didn't take any of these
Terry what the fuck happened
I just fucked up by that guy with little coats on his face
What? There's no hearts on my face!
No, this guy, he had orange pants on.
He literally told you!
Yeah, a guy who said he knocked me out!
Look, I'm down. I'm climbing.
Yo, what, he's not in here?
I think I'm dropping.
I thought he was in here.
He just said he was Jewish.
I'm Jewish!
Not him.
I know. Listen.
Not him.
Yeah.
Look, I'm not supposed to be in these handcuffs.
the guy with the hearts did this to me help all right all right hold on it was terrible
dude i don't know what the deal is with pill bikes oh shit you're like yo uh i'm i just got back
Do you want me to come back?
What is this?
This is a good warm-up for reaction Andrew.
This is a good warm-up.
No funny business.
God damn it.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Oh, no.
That was what year?
No.
That was quick.
Chat.
This is how I'm going to tell you guys right now how
you get out of every situation.
I'm going to show you right now how you get out
of every situation.
OK.
You put them on the spot and then and then if if they say no everyone's like yo what the fuck man that's fucked up this guy is not a fun cop.
This is how you do it right here I'm gonna show you this is how you get out of every situation and then watch.
And then watch.
God damn it.
That's.
Okay.
You know what.
I am gonna get changed real quick though. I don't know the jackets right okay
Where's the glasses? This is actually really funny. These are more I like these a little more looks like penta without the curls
I don't know why you guys think I look like a
bold
Jewish man it
Shape of the face dude. You guys are wild
Once I come here back
All about it. And I said nothing happened.
I was upstanding cadet of this class here.
That's absolutely true.
If you compare me to Ryan and Franca.
Then sign off duty and figure out why half the fucking city hates you in your stupid face.
They don't.
They don't hate me.
Only you.
They told me that you wouldn't be found at fucking pillbox with a goddamn fucking
fistmark in your face getting robbed by some random person.
God damn it. See?
You said I was free to go!
I did not say you were free to go.
Okay, but actually am I?
No.
Look, we've been at this for a while now.
Come on, bro.
No, you just have to knock me out and rob me to set you free.
I didn't do that.
He did that.
You're crazy.
Your brain is full of schmuckish.
Okay.
Listen, bro.
Schmuckish.
What's your brain is full of and now you use it for a wall or something? I don't what is it?
Look it's been four hours
I'm gonna go and then you can get back out there. I
Think I have to sign off duty and then you're not gonna have to worry about any problems
Did this whole thing might cost you?
What are you talking about?
You don't want these problems. What problem?
You do not want these problems do not run
Beat the shit out of you again, okay
Yeah, oh my god
Moses save me
Oh this help wrong with you. You enjoy getting taste. No, I'm just saying I shouldn't have wore black pants today
You know
Chad, this is how you actually are, dude.
Yeah, this is a good storyline, right?
It's that easy, boys.
Can we get more pogs, please?
I don't want to have to do this. Oh, I mean bro. It's that easy boys. It's this easy boys
Yep, I'm fine. I'm still going baby. Just give me time serve
Too many W's
Okay. All right, listen. I'm not even handcuffed right now. Who you mean? Yes, you are. I'm not
I
Look all I have to do is keep this processing until Bobby Smith goes off duty, and then I'll be okay
hmm
Sounds like this whole Bobby Smith is really on your ass. Yeah
Yeah, I think I'm gonna need medical
And then you know I'm gonna have to explain to Bobby how all these days are born to me
what the or maybe I could be set free right now I don't know nothing up to you
bro come on bro what the fuck what do you mean what the bro what the fuck free
You're looking at kidnapping, escaping custody times 24.
What?
Alright, what about this?
It's going to be...
Are you letting me go right now?
Okay.
I won't sit on you to Bobby, and I will never do any of this again.
If I do, you can charge me with it.
Do you have a record?
No.
I'm good.
You don't have a record.
I'm just off my medicine.
I'm going to start taking my medicine.
Okay, thank God.
I'll go back on my medicine.
Alright, come on.
Alright.
Don't run.
I'm not even running!
Alright, Shalom.
Be on cuff, sir?
Sir, don't you want to be?
What the hell?
That's so long.
Oh, I thought I was on cuffed!
Alright, now you're going to tell.
For what?
That's 20 times 25.
Look, alright, technically, you know...
That hit by a car.
would be a shame if Bobby
Well, I didn't do that
Who's to say?
Back in the old country we got an old saying. What's the old country? I don't know. Who's to say?
You don't know where the old country is?
Did he medical sir? I don't know am I free to go?
we did it Chad it's just that easy now you have to sue him now nah we don't want
the cops to get mad at us oh see so we can get away with more shit it feels
so good shalom oy vey she is or she is Lord ha thanks for the three dollars
Dude shout out to Mantis man. That was that was awesome. Yeah, bro for real
Yo, can we get some love over to Mantis? That was awesome, man. That was really really good RP on his part
That was fucking awesome, dude
That was great, bro, I love that man, that's awesome for real
Yeah, if we can we can we get some love sent to him a raid and an appreciation thread
That was fucking sick dude that was awesome I love that MacD thanks for the five months
appreciate that worm sauce thank you for the nine rooted poo with 35 months so nice
uh so v6 tier 3 30 oh I already bought one next tsunami oh so in four minutes
Sweet. What else have we got? Nope, we're caught up on subs.
Alright chat. We could cop for a few hours after this or we could keep playing this character.
Peace be upon you brother. While we are glad to see that our plan to collect money from western devils thanks to their addiction to technology. However your latest character has us concerned. Why not portray a follower of the prophet's teachings?
so long yo zay zay G Zed Zay G thanks for the two months appreciate that
hmm that's so long alright we'll do Jordan that's so long let's see
Perfect.
You have time.
Go to it.
A little too robot-y.
Yeah.
If I actually end up doing that, I'll have to turn on audio monitoring for that, which I normally don't.
But for that, I'll have to.
Remember no water escapes?
Oh, yeah, because they're broken.
But how good would it be if we did do a water escape?
Would we get hogs?
Chase is now your richest kid.
Chase is now your richest character.
That is true.
We got so much money and we're off our medicine.
This is how it sounded.
Alright.
Still fine.
Alright.
This is what the reverb.
What about this?
Does it sound good?
I think I actually should really turn on audio monitoring for this.
I can hear it.
I can understand.
No.
There we go. Dude, it's like a fucking really intense MDMA trip. Don't ask me how I know
that. It sounds like a UFO landing in it. Trippin' on MDMA? Yeah. Imagine that being
a player. Man, that would suck. It's happened. Medi did that once. That would suck.
Welcome to Pentafremium.
Alright man, L after L after L on Jordan dude.
He's literally can't stop losing.
Yeah.
We just saved all our dubs for Chase.
Change title?
P. Dandy.
P. P. Dandy.
Chase Pog.
P. P. Dandy.
P. Dandy.
P. P. Dandy.
The idea of...
I
This is gonna be funny dude. He's using a voice changer that you literally can't understand at all
oh
Yeah, Leslie is a Jewish shower
Shalom Jewish and dickless
It's rough all right, let's just make some phone calls
Hello
Are you okay?
Am I gay?
Oh, I'm sorry, he's hard up here.
Yes, Julie!
That's totally fine, too.
But are you okay?
Listen, alright, I need...
You guys are medical doctors!
That's so long.
I mean, we're not doctors, but go on.
Are you medical?
Are you?
Huh?
We are medical!
What's up? What?
Look listen, I need do you have medicine in your car
No
Well, let's see
Do medicine what me?
What I stopped I'm off my medicine
I've been taking it
for ten years
And I was wondering
What it did well, do you know what kind of medicine it is?
You know it's hard for me to put her out
Do you know why you were taking it in
Cloroprosamine
Cloroprosamine pretty sure for promissive is an
Not entirely sure
But I think I've heard of that before.
Prep.
Henshine.
Oh, I have no idea what that is.
Jack, no idea what he's going with that one.
Ass.
Okay.
Bryn.
Okay, we know what that is.
I don't even have some of that.
Colotta pin.
Oh, I know what that is too.
So basically, I am...
Look at me.
Look at this.
Yeah.
I am gonna do something with this. I need my medicine
Well the doctor
hearing
Things telling me to do stuff and I'm not fucking around anymore
No, I'm talking about the mob. I'm in deep man. The man. They're calling me
Okay, okay
The man I mean if someone is physically calling you to your phone
It's not gonna stop them from doing that. Look, I figure if I get some medicine
I'll be too high to care about it
Well, we're not gonna give you medicine. Just so you can get high here, sir
All right, then I'll go buy it on the streets
All right, what's your name?
How many smoke broke your names one smoke smoke
Yeah, smoke.
Well, my name is PuffPuffPass, daddy PuffPuffPass.
Oh, man.
Look, smoke.
Tell me about yourself, son.
You got a big future in this town.
I can feel it.
Ah, man, I'm shh.
I woke up in Southside, you know?
Ah, come on.
Get out of the car.
I'm living in Southside, man.
My dad was a gang shooter.
I want to be a gang shooter.
My dad was a gang shooter, too
Look, I want to help you become a
gang shooter
Look listen to me. Thanks. I
Am a homosexual
All right, yeah, okay, okay, I need you to know that
Nothing wrong with them man. Do you man? Okay?
Look
How do you feel about Moses?
um oh great things man great things about most all right look I'm here in this
city over here and I'm sick of it I need to do a jab one jab you and I we
never see each other again that's it hi that way they can't link us together
That would be this job we're gonna rob a store
All right, I don't have a gun so if you that's okay, I can get you a gun
Come on down for it. Let's go. Are you gonna drive the car with your hands crossed?
What?
So how you driving the car with the hands crossed?
I'm driving
with my knees oh shit you got the strong legs huh right look we need a crew hey
hello hey listen to me right now hop in the car we got it all talk come on
You remind me of my daughter!
That's my mom.
Yeah, I'm his mom.
Okay, come on.
All right, let's do this.
Are you guys ready?
What's happening?
We're doing it.
Doing what?
The emergency's gonna happen.
I'm not having sex with you.
Listen, I don't want to have sex with anyone in here.
That's a woman.
Yes!
Oh my God, you're talented.
How about a decoy, everyone?
What?
What are we doing?
Look, I'm sick of walking around here without my medication.
Yeah, you need medicine.
All right, you two and my new friend over here.
Yeah.
Clams?
Clams.
What?
His name is Clams.
Oh, that's Clams.
Oh, okay.
You're peeking?
I am absolutely not peeking.
I thought you hated Clams.
You're innocent.
you talking about my name now huh that guy's name is clams all right her name
will be dressed and your name will be fatty fat fat look all right the only
thing that we're all gonna be going is the bank look we're all gonna do one
more job and then we're never going to talk to each other ever again are you
guys down just one job come on all right all right dress you don't have to do
Like a dead fish like always you just have to say hey, we have a hostage
Yes
A voice changer in a mask
That sounds good
Okay, come on we need a card
Wow, you're really excited.
I'm always down for new experiences.
Is there any, is there places we can rob without a...
I think, do you need a card to rob everything? I don't know, actually.
I actually have no idea how to rob things.
Stores.
That's really awkward.
Oh, you need lockpicks. Oh, you need it from the mega mall, right?
Okay.
Okay. Does everyone know how to rob a store?
I thought you had to have a gun.
No, you have to have a...
lockpick.
That's right, I remember now.
Advanced!
I don't have one.
No sir, I don't have one.
I don't have nothing.
I might have one.
I just don't know which apartment it's in.
That's okay.
We'll go get some.
And so we moved forward.
Looking on to the bright future ahead of us.
of us, with nothing between all four of us, except for our ambition and our pride and our
desire for more monetary gain.
Amen.
Are you freaking English?
Did I say that out loud?
Oh, I meant to say that in my head.
You're a weirdo, you know what I'm saying?
All right, there's a hostage hold on. Let me get on my special voice modifier
We're gonna pull it master so share what you're doing this raw
Why didn't he get it? Why did you get it the car? I told you to get it the car
Chill chill chill
Listen, I don't want any look. Let me just talk to you look where'd my bitch go all right
I just want to know where those bitches went look hold on. I want to squash this beef
Why would I want to squash each bitch?
I'm gonna put my gun away. All right. I don't want any problems between
Us the Jews and you the Vajos
I don't want a war
What the fuck are you?
I am, it's not what I'm on, it's what I'm off.
My medicine.
I'm saying to me, the sex creditor, that's all I have.
I haven't taken colotipin in three weeks.
Bro, what the fuck, I just say, how high are you, bro?
I'm not high.
What the fuck?
I'm sober.
Squash the beat.
What the fuck, the sex creditor in his office?
Look, all right.
Oh my God.
Look, listen, I wanna just do one last job.
job all of us and then we're done we'll never talk to each other again we'll be
out of here and I could finally escape my life of crime that's it one job
that's it one last job
oh we already got four motherfuckers but listen I need to give you some oxy I
I don't want oxy. I need colotipin. Oh
What about some what about a weed or weed bro the joint floor brazimine?
Listen, I'm off my schizophrenia medicine
What is that stable? What is that is this thing trying to rob us?
Put your fucking hands up. Oh my god
Put your look one more job
Let's go all of us. Come on everyone get in the car my crew
They've abandoned me all I want to do is a jab
Shander that's funny, right? I was just screaming get in the car Adam
That's your idea what I was saying
I have to try to negotiate with that fucking voice changer dude.
It's so chase cloud like Chowda moves forward in an attempt, I'm sick of everyone running
around.
is safe when Chase is on the scene I'm serious about this I'm looking for you
need help some boys I do need help help with a jab I'm gonna kill this man if you
don't agree and if the blood's on your hands this man is going to die I'm
gonna kill a man are you prepared for a man to die you could prevent this
whole thing yes or no yes or no right now yes or no you won't do it pussy you
won't end up I'm gonna do it hold on I'm doing it
don't have the balls to do you're just fucking crazy old man hey hey listen to
me look I'm gonna murder you I'm talking to me or the person the friend
I'm taught do you hear this?
Say your name bitch
I'm gonna do you hear this bitch?
I'm gonna murder this woman
If you don't agree she's here. What's your name? What's your name?
Betty's gonna die if you don't agree to a jab
You're gonna know her name
If she says his name is Flippy, Floppy?
That's a weird last name.
I can hear Betty now.
Alright, murder's gonna happen if you don't do this job with me.
There'll be a murder.
Are you ready?
Floppy?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Floppy, yes or no?
Jab, more murder.
Come over here, chicken man.
Wait, wait, wait.
Come here.
Chicken man.
This guy this guy's gonna die, too. I'm gonna kill both of these people
The pocket lot
Hold on. He's got a baseball bat put that away real quick. I'm on the phone
No, I was talking to the woman
No, it's fine. Look, I'm at the parking lot. Come here right now
You have five seconds
Oh, well, I'll be there for you.
All right!
You see this?
Put their hands up!
Hell, you should have thought about that before you were standing in a pack and laughing.
Listen to me.
You get to a great parking deal, you know, like,
uh, right.
You got a vehicle store, you got a vehicle store.
Right.
Look, I'm just trying to do one more job.
Oh, oh, two jobs?
Oh shit. Oh, we're okay. Everyone chill.
Oh, okay. Look, you can't be chillin' the hell out there.
Everyone don't move. I'm gonna hide in this bush.
But I'm here. I got my gun on you.
Come here. Come closer to the bush.
Floppy!
What do you say?
One last job for all-time sake, Floppy?
Come on, Floppy! Just do a jab with me.
Look. Just do a jab.
Don't you make me disguise my voice
What about a gun I want a gun just any gun I need it for more guns means more jabs
Let me think about it
Two guns
two guns yes yes okay deal do you want the chicken i'll get i'll give betty i'll get betty
go betty okay get in the car i'll be back all right all right okay i was a good trade
listen i don't shoot me do you want to do a job with me right now i can't i'm on the cock i'm
I'm gonna shoot him.
But only if you're a cop.
That's the only way you're gonna get shot.
Hey!
Do you guys wanna do a jab?
What's your name?
No, this isn't apples!
Wait, hold on.
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait.
Alright, look.
Why are you pointing a gun at me?
I didn't have a gun out.
Look.
Actually, I just hid behind a thing.
All right.
This is the crew.
One jab.
That's it.
And then we're done.
We're out.
Finally.
One job.
And then we're done.
I'm down to do a job.
All right.
Who else is in?
A Rob job.
Will Mackey's gonna do a job?
Absolutely.
I got this guy as hostage already.
Don't move.
I got a gun to your head.
What do you say?
Yeah.
Oh.
I think Mr. Snowman's in.
Yeah.
Snowman?
Snowman, you got one.
What about you guys?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm actually on a lay ground.
All right.
All right, Snowman.
Keep a gun on the chicken.
Yeah.
All right, chicken.
Yeah, go get some more.
Get to the truck and like, ahhh!
Take your shit!
What do you got on your chicken boy?
Yeah, chicken boy!
Okay.
Get in the trunk.
people for this job. What kind of job do you have in mind? I'm thinking about a store or
a bank. You gotta need bank stuff. No, I don't. I have store stuff. Hey! Hey! Get in the car.
I think he's talking to you guys. Get in the, anyone. We're doing a job. What kind of job?
Robbery!
Do you want a gun?
Yes! Do you want a Rob?
Oh yeah cool, let's go
Come on!
We're gonna rob a store
Alright?
We'll murder an entire police department
for all of you
Do you understand?
Why are we murdering
an entire police force?
I will kill
police officer okay in this department okay because I love you guys I love you
you all remind me of my dad huh yeah okay back home I had to flee from my
life of crime okay hello chase Clowder just like Chowder
how are you huh oh I'm at the 24 7 on Grove Street what the fuck you mean come
down here come on it's flippy come on floppy we're about to do a jab I'm
I'm not doing the jab
I'm coming right now
I'll be there in like 10 seconds
Alright!
Cool, good shit, alright!
Push your hands up!
We already got two hostages
We'll have two hostages!
We'll leave them in the truck!
It's a good idea!
And they won't even know!
Hey floppy!
What's going on?
What, did we not have her either?
No, come on bro. Don't be a fucking bitch
Just one all of them. Oh, all right fine. He goes all right
We got a backup hostage does anyone need guns
Does anybody need a gun? I have a gun
Here I have a gun, okay, good shit, okay
Okay, does anyone have an advanced lock pick I have one I can do that registers does anyone have body armor
No, sir. Okay. I'm gonna run across the street. Okay. I need it. I'll give you one. Okay. Oh
Yeah, we'll show you if you move all right listen, I'm gonna do the negotiation
my voice they're never gonna know it's me okay I'll hit the registers I'm gonna
get started okay you don't have a gun on you do you know okay okay wow
vultures okay good shit good shit so yeah lady tell me about yourself oh
Oh, what do you wanna know?
Everything.
That's a pretty wrong question.
Okay, well, my mom is dead and my pack is scared
cause I'm too lobby-y here for a while.
Hold on a second.
I was like fuck you, I'll look at me now, bitch.
Where are you at?
It's a song.
I don't know, man.
I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you.
All right, I'm gonna handle negotiations.
I'm very, I have a top of the line voice modifier.
They're not gonna know it's me
Okay
No Spikes
We don't want any spike strips!
Okay, um, excuse me, Lord Jewish male, are you the whale?
Okay, I'm cleaning in, so you need to just sort of bring Flake to play that white buffalo.
My buffalo's gonna be parked outside, going to look into the southbound winches, just
No, no spikes and free passage
Yeah, reverb is kind of weird to me, though.
Yeah, I'm just letting it be.
In that place too, it's freezing.
There's gonna be a white-colored buffalo that'll be here as well.
They're still holding a man hostage.
The individual's in the back.
It's gonna be a snowman.
For an individual, I do not see holding a weapon.
Okay.
It's gonna be the female.
Are we gonna get him?
For the individual, it's gonna be holding an ape.
Are we good to go?
Oh, fuck it, Harold.
You're stuck it!
We're done!
Fuck it!
No!
Am I not gonna get out of here?
Fuck it!
Alright!
Okay!
Hmm.
Him both, thank you.
Not so long.
Alright, if you would like to win, she is so we can do that.
Don't do that!
I'm gonna shoot!
I'm gonna shoot this guy!
Why are you gonna shoot the command?
I need money for medicine!
Oof.
Medicine, money!
Medicine!
The medicine is free at pole balls.
No, it's not. I have to pay for my Xanax all the time.
All right, medicine money!
Look, I need you to tell, I'm gonna take you right now. I need you to aim the gun at the hostage and not at me.
So if you aim me at gun at me, one more gun, I'm gonna light you up.
You want me to shoot the hostage?
I'm just gonna tell you if you...
Oh, boy.
There! What's happening?
Oh, damn it, no.
What are you doing now?
Do not aim your gun at me, sir.
Okay, man. Do you want me to shoot him again?
Negative. I do not want you to shoot him again.
We're giving you everything that you want, sir.
Okay. I'll be looking back there.
So, again, just do not shoot at me or do not aim at me.
Don't shoot at him.
Do not aim at officers or you will be fired upon.
Alright. I'm sorry.
Back in my old town of...
I can't get the taste of what's saying about...
Vice City!
We just think a little different!
I'm not careful.
Oh boy.
Alright!
Are you okay, man?
Okay, we're good to go.
Oh, it hurts.
Alright!
We're ready to go!
You did.
It's the best I can do.
We're ready to go!
Ready to go, okay?
We're ready to go, I'm ready!
Yeah, you're gonna bring the horse to Jeff till you laugh!
Come on, I'm just...
You know, I am your gun to death, so we will...
I think it's my right.
...be on your same.
Yeah!
And we're aiming our guns to the hostage.
Do you need me to help you?
All right, come on, hostage!
Come on.
Let's go!
I'm not able to walk or anything.
Come on!
I'll...
You can't walk!
Something happened!
I may be my gun to the hostage!
You got me in the foot!
I may be my gun to the hostage!
Come on, get in the car!
Get in the car, lady.
Yeah, I'm in the car!
Alright, we did it!
Good shit!
One final job!
We hardly got any money from that shit.
What did we get out of that?
I literally only got $2,000.
That's enough money to start a new life, free of crime!
Alright, do you guys know how to swim?
Yeah!
Alright, we're gonna go for the water!
Yeah, I can't agree with that, but it's a great idea!
Okay!
All right, are you ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Look, back in my hometown of Vice City, where I was a pristine criminal, we used water in
canals to get away from the police all the time.
Yeah.
Okay?
Okay.
Constantly.
It's so easy.
You just swim away.
okay all right yeah you ready here we go okay all right here we go okay here we
go swim swim swim swim god damn it swim swim yo it's good bitch yo it's good
bitch thank those people that we just did a job with by the way anyway the
God take them at all. Go under. No, I'm not gonna go under. It's broken. Like it's actually
you can infinitely hold your breath. I'm not gonna go under. One last job. And then now
we're done. That's it. The perfect getaway by the perfect criminal. Me. Chase Clowder.
Oh no. Hold on. Get on this maybe. Yeah, that's what it was. That was the Vice
city special lure them foolishly up a ladder shoot them when they're going up
the ladder the vice city special combat pistol so they think it's just a class
one and then pull out the class two and you really kill them with that such a
shit Lord I don't know it looked like a pretty clean robbery to me
Holy big swimmer versus park ranger.
That's a good title.
Now we swim off into the sunset where we will rest for another five minutes before committing
our next robbery.
One more job and then we're done.
That's it.
I'm gonna be honest, the voice changer bit is...
I like the voice changer.
I like the voice changer a bit a lot.
After retired the voice changer a bit?
I think it's funny.
Seems like cops didn't like it.
Yeah, they probably don't realize it's a bit.
It's a bit.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Pond's definitely got it when you search into your number in two seconds.
Ha ha ha.
Now we swim.
There once was a man named Shazam
who's voice could not have been louder.
He jumped in the water,
I miss my daughter more than I miss my other daughter. That's right two daughters
to
daughters
Now time for my ultimate move confuse Clarkson so much when you use the pistol first
Right oh look a car. Why is the car parked in here?
Chat on a scale from weird champ to Pog. How was that? Was that Pog?
Chat I when as soon as the robbery starts I want to see the chat
Filled with Pogs. I don't want to see anything else
Then fucking Pogs
Okay
Can you guys do that? I must have been planning that for hours. I
Literally saw a ladder and I was like oh, yeah, this will probably work
I'm surprised they didn't breach when I shot him.
I fairly thought they were going to.
A helicopter near an airport.
That must be the police.
I'm gonna get us out of here.
I'm gonna take the fastest car I see.
Slide!
No!
My Regina!
Alright.
Alright
Put your hands up
Yes, you're the perfect job the perfect man
Sets forward to find the perfect crew in medical attention. You should store our guns
I sold a weapon place. It's on this character
This is the character actually has a clean record and where's that clip of uh, what's already the thought that the AI was
was chase that clip is so fucking funny dude that's one of my favorite fucking
clips just got a blended as going do you guys want to do a jab a job yeah what
kind of job I got a plan Rob Rob job right what's so what's a rap job look
I'm willing to murder an entire police force for $400 from a gas station.
Oh.
I'm live.
Sir, have you ever been on TV?
What?
Have you ever been on TV?
No.
Do you want to be on TV?
Just pornography.
Gay.
We take full time.
Pornography.
Though you haven't been on TV.
Right.
Oh, fabulous.
In the 80s.
Well listen to me right now. Look I have the body of an Olympic gold medal
winner and I will show that on camera. I don't want to hear anything about hold
on a second wait right here I gotta get I gotta get rid of something I shot
A police officer with a gun and now I'm putting it in my hotel room
All right now time for my ultimate disguise
Look I know that you probably don't recognize me hold on a second
Taking auditions down at Maze Bank arena if you'd like to meet just say about a half
It's me! Don't tell anyone!
I-
Yes, they think arena.
Alright, look.
Listen, where are these auditions?
We're doing them down at the-
I don't know, there's a tax and tax company.
You can arena it down there.
Call and get a ride.
What is this for?
We're doing it for, uh, like a bachelorette-
WHAT?!
... for a style show.
WHAT?!
We want to see you there.
A bachelorette- or bachelorette-style show.
Alright.
Here in Los Angeles.
I need money for my medicine!
Um, well, we're not really paying for our pills.
Yeah, we're not really paying, so to say.
You can probably get through to the Instagram ador-
Yeah, you could build your Instagram cred, uh, you know, and start monetizing.
Look!
You can do fabulous forward.
I have lots of listening.
You guys listening to me?
We're listening.
We're out and clear.
clear how much money right now yes when I did gay pornography they called me
spider-man because I would shoot web that's so guys faces hi we're not
really excited with you like a PG-13 my lead so yeah right it might be a
a little bit too much for what we're looking for I was best friends with
John Holmes I'll come down there and I'll start slinging around some meat so you
know what I'm packing I'll come down there with some meat hey you get in the
Come on
Come on, bro. Let's get
Hey, hey, what are you guys doing? What are you doing?
Okay, hold on
Oh god
All right, look I need you to run at the police officer
Look we got a ditch this car right here, they know that we're in a car come on
If we're on feet, they can't say that it was us. I'm gonna sit here for five minutes
I'm gonna sit here long enough to lose the heat
But not so long that my views take a hit
Dude, I don't have a gun on me.
How did I shoot a man without a gun?
It just doesn't add up.
Two raids one stream.
Can you imagine?
Just raid anybody any time.
Fuck it.
That'd be dope actually.
I'd fuck with that.
It's the same apartment.
Okay.
Is anybody bored?
Does anyone feel like leaving the stream? Where are we at?
Is anyone getting bored? He's subbed to me
very serious
Trouble with the IRS. I
Started streaming when I was 18 years old and didn't know that I had to pay taxes
No one told me
Nobody tells you
There's no way to know
Okay
Please it's not my fault
Thank you, I will read subscribers
When I am in a holding cell or a hospital that's it
Wrangler the deputy feeds off fucking reaction
When he sees that you're pissed he's gonna fuck. He's that's his that's his boner, bro
What's good real how far are we through this playlist answer me
This is only the third video
How oh my god the one to have shot
If I do not have a gun it doesn't make any sense
Just not adding up. That's a good point chase smart
It just doesn't add up your honor
They're our character. I got this cork face
No, probably do Jimmy after that believe I'd DMCA
Fuck it bring back the long hair. Oh
Okay, I'll get after that. Thank you
Maybe it's got hoppers two years late good see the trick is they're looking for a man
That's running a
A guilty man would be running
With glasses on that's not what I'm doing tasing through glass really do oh my god, I'm getting
I can't believe you did that.
I missed the old Chase Clouder, by the way, the one that used to interact with me and
was a gay Olympic swimmer, okay?
That's the Chase Clouder I loved.
That Chase Clouder didn't change.
If it was
If he stuck to where he was
If he stuck to where he was then we would still have chase Clowder. Oh, I don't think that's true
What is guilty and glasses?
It both starts with a G
No glasses
No guilt
true
That looks guilty
That's true running straight guilty walking at a reason quick pace Wow
Looking
Behind you worry. We're in a worrying like manner
With no glasses
Innocent
Okay
look
We need to get my ultimate disguise
Oh
All right, and now we don't come back
Oh my god, that's so good
Oh, you call this a sub-a-thon? The timer is only two hours, bro. Come back a 12-hour sub-a-thon. Wow
I'm about a fucking FA quit out of this shit. That is such a fail fucking party dude. What the fuck is that? How's it at 12 hours?
What happened? How will you pump when dark inevitably suspends you regardless of tonight's verdict?
Does this look like a man that just shot a police officer?
That's true. That's a good boy.
I'm believable.
100 subs that you went away.
Fuck it, shit! See?
Innocent.
Clear your content is better when you leave.
The old chase mods are funny. They're good.
They're fucking good, man.
When I got in trouble last time you talked to James,
Change it to 35 per the guy put my voice as an alert on his tree. I think it is is that a hype train
Sorry, I can't read subs
I'm not
There's no
Emergency service personnel attempting to role play with me on the role-playing server. I I'm sorry I
Can't that was a good bit
reading subs and holding cell hospital down I would love to read the subs there
is no possible event that could happen event doesn't matter the amount of money
or subs I refuse
Can I please have my ID back?
Drive to the clothing store.
No, Cronus!
I'm happy to have you!
I wish I could be in power.
Nothing to drive you.
We're here.
Gotta mispline this character.
Nope! There's nothing that could happen!
Look!
Listen to me.
Look at this!
Okay?
I need everyone to look!
I
Was more comfortable
You fell asleep for four hours
Wearing it's kind of gross now are you?
How often are you guys changing shirts really you don't wake up and wear an old shirt and
Then go to your home gym and then shower after that and then change your clothes
No, oh
Hello
Hey, I'm tell you shower until you shower. Hey, can I help you look? I need you to listen to me right now
I need you to listen to me talk
My daughter is missing. I
Don't know what I'm gonna do
Well it seems like you're gonna steal my truck.
No, no, no, no, no.
I hate this. I hate this.
Man, best trial.
Oh, burn that trial.
Recruit him?
We'll see if he called the cops.
Oh, it's a phone case with some of it.
This was 2020?
Are you getting it?
to get another one. Lord. Is that right? Where are you at?
I'm sure this is a blank ring. Will I be awake? I'm wide awake. I'm good.
That is shit. That is such a pale fucking heart.
Inside the store? If I get he's gone. I'm good.
I'm awake. I'm locked in. I'm awake.
The beef though? It's on squash? That's true. Hey!
What's up hop in a truck back? All right. This was all a test get in the truck, but in the back
Why don't you get in the back it's listen I need to do a job, but I need to know that you're
Yeah, I've never been the cool type though. All right, just get in the come on
just be cool about this bro see you want me to right get in the back of right
right okay come on just be cool all right oh no are you okay all right there's a
lot more people back then said fuck it sorry yeah there are a lot more bored
people on the server and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing
I need to do a job real quick it won't take long all right okay we're good
about some of the dude I thought for sure I was gonna wake up and there'd only
be like an hour left all these shit doing boys you guys would do a jab
RANDY!
Hey, my man!
Oh, wait!
Cloud!
My chowder!
Here!
Hop out of the...
RANDY, BABY!
My new bud!
Get out!
You can say please to me, okay?
No!
We're doing a jab!
Look!
Hey, how are you?
I'm doing a jab.
Look, alright.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I just murdered a park ranger.
oh hell yeah my fucking boy good I gave him the vice city special oh my god was
the vice city special this you would see the water and climb up a ladder and then
when they chase you up the ladder you shoot them and then you roll back is
this where the vice city special is born
oh my god swim so good the voice changer too it sounded so bad swim real
or shirt changes a day is normal for computer nerd slouched over a computer
eating junk oh my god thank you all right I give up surrender it bitch I
surrender so you pull you pulled a class one can't climb ladders so they think
that you just have a class one he puts away his class he puts away his class
two pulls out a class one and then you pull out your class two and that's the
my city special okay don't come up here wait a minute that's just the clock
18c but the API of the car was god it was bad
My god, it was so bad feminist
What a purple cat a purple cat a purple cat I will give you a purple cat for free for
Payments, I'm willing to pay you back. It's like male reparations. I
It is a gift
Because I was born with a penis. I'm sorry that I have a penis
When he was getting changed!
Oh, so you're just drinking.
Right!
Were you talking about on you right now?
No, I will find one.
Go find a purple card, alright?
Looking for purple card!
We'll not drop!
Oh yeah, there you go.
Alright, that's a short start.
Good luck with your adventures, my son.
Alright?
Reminder, the earlier portion of the stream featured Chang Gang chase beating police
Police Officer Francis J. Frantz are with an axe for money different times
Let's go
12 hours, how am I feeling I feel good
Hey
Taxi I feel really good
Where do you go pump where you go lift and then come back? I'm dying light
Come on. No that game looks cringe
follow my lead come on the game looks cringe and fake black roof you know
thanks for the 10 gifted no no just follow me what you like to make people
angry yeah yeah what chases alive through the power of money clack is more
like ass kiss cuz I want you to do that to me how much are you paying oh
chief this job real quick and you got look you got to sleep with with chase
all night just chill okay it's not that chase is dead he's bitch he's still
alive in our memories chill come on he lives on okay we need to go down to the
hotel room I can get a good rinse it's why thanks for the 10 right this is
kind of nice there's a lot of people that weren't around come on thanks for
10 appreciate you in the aliens keeping that time are going your fault there's a
lot of people that weren't around during this time yeah I'm believe he's
in with 25 gifted okay wow appreciate you I do look we're gonna stop those
Aliens we just need some more money
Right stop the aliens. I don't think you can take the ambulance
Okay, why?
Why do you think that you can't do that?
Vaccine from 2020
Toby cheap with 25 gifted. Oh my god
You should drink some of that.
Classic chat.
I would love to fuck you.
Yep.
Earth with 10, thank you guys so much.
Good morning.
But ambulances...
I don't drink.
There's only one thing I do and that's have sex.
Good morning.
With men.
I'm not helping my man.
Hold on a second.
We gotta find some boys he remembers I just assume I didn't remember I just assumed for a job we need to
Rob we need to do a Rob job right yeah safe assumption right okay look listen
listen to me right now and Tim I love you bro do you love me
yeah we're gonna sing together Tim one by one brick by brick we're gonna get
done with crime we're getting out of this lifestyle I promise you yeah I don't
want to be doing crime anymore okay yeah all right we're out of it
oh we go lift and then I'll be back and then we'll uh that's it and then I'll
turn this shit off and we'll get to the real role play the gill in there
Hey, it's a mother look I need you for muscle
We're gonna rob a store
We should do we we should do are you when I wonder if there's a playlist for like
Can you go to integrity
Like wake up Tim is there
I'll be there soon. I'm in an ambulance
Okay, almost three hours. I don't know man. I went pretty late
I went pretty late man
Yeah, I was on really late
JBL thanks for the 25 gift appreciate that day three incoming
You're right
We might make it to oh, we might make it to three days. Oh, well, I'll be back JBL. Thank you for the 25 gifted. I'll be back
He's not with the aliens. Hey hop in pardon me
Excuse me. Yeah, forget about it. Look how you guys ever robbed the gas station before
What about you in the back
We're about to do another one, alright?
Where's everyone down? Does everyone have guns?
I'll get us guns. I got guns.
Alright, relax.
Alright.
Table be on the safe.
Last job!
This is it, chat.
No more jobs.
Come on!
Got one in the globe box for the guy in the back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the back.
Alright, Tim, you're gonna hit the registers so bad.
Okay, Jordan is in the way.
All of his characters are super good.
Um, registers.
Yeah, it's easy. You can do it.
It's real easy.
And you have, uh, a lockpick?
Yeah.
We'll go by one right now.
I need one.
Ahem.
We're gonna get a lockpick right now.
Hit him good.
The aliens they told me
How to lock pick good the aliens thought you well
Hey, hey, I got a gun to your head right now
Get in the back of the ambulance
You're a hostage keep a gun on that guy
Yeah
Hold on. We're just thinking. Let me I'll do the talking. I have a voice
very special voice modifier built into my throat I can turn it on here out of the
sound oh god the alien yeah
chat how do we sound look it's fine you're not you're you're not
it's just for a robbery too much here is that a can you not buy these here anymore
oh you can't you can't you can't you can't buy this year anymore
get out no my mistake my mistake don't eat you point that drink the beer get the
Oh, look at the aliens.
It's Arminine.
We'll call Flippie.
There we go.
OK.
I'm tired of Penta's bullshit.
His IP is stupid.
Come on.
It's to harass people.
That's all he does.
Hey!
Yo, what's up?
Will you sell us an advanced lockpick?
We don't have one either, sorry.
Damn.
We're going to find one, boys.
Don't worry.
Sausage
Aliens
Look their fault their fault likes to make I got a really good plan
Right
What's the plan look really it's really good? Let me get a hold of my best friend in the world
Randy
your name hostage
my name
yeah
i suppose you don't name me
for it no worries
are you an alien
no i'm not a fucking alien
i'm a fucking boxer man
okay
they're coming for me i'm telling you
they're coming for me
they're not coming
they're coming for me
They will they're gonna stop coming
Listen, they're gonna stop coming
You just have
You know
You just have to do this job, and then the aliens will probably be pleased
You're okay
We're the police hold on
Hello, I need an advanced lockpick
Okay, I'm gonna rob a store with it
Okay
All right
Right, how much you come to the quick fix a lot and it's how much thousand dollars
What about right deal? What about seven hundred dollars?
No
What about 500 and I'll give you half the take deal, but I also risky chill
No, I'm a master criminal. Have you heard of the vice-city special?
No, I'm not all right fine thousand dollars. You drive hard by a kid. All righty. Yep. All right
Good news I have a thousand dollars
Yeah, it was my booze money, but uh, they had it in me.
You'll get all the booze!
The alien will go away.
How's that hostage doing?
He's killing us.
Look hostage, nothing personal, my next job, you can be the, next job, I'll have you
and my crew, all right?
I'm sorry for kidnapping you.
I'm sorry, I have to do it.
I won't kill you! There is literally no threat right now! You will not die!
Unless you become a cop, then I will make it my life's goal to murder you and your family, but mostly you!
Right?
Yeah, no problem. My family's not here, but it's alright. Oh, fuck.
Can I swap them in? Can I drive? So...
No, I'm the driver and the negotiator and the swimmer.
Yep.
Fuck your screw, man. That cop's gonna kill me, man.
look you're fine
you're fine
just wear it dad
huh
bring the out
right
forget about the aliens
go
shit
you can drop away
what is he doing
i don't know, i don't know, it's fine
where is that son of a
dance lock thing
that's okay there's other
repair shops probably
it's fine
i'll look and see
here right here
harmony repair
i'm gonna call
i'm already calling, i got it
i'm sorry i called you to ask something but why did you show up?
hello
i need an advanced lockpick
for
Bologna's
Yeah, I don't care what you need it for, uh, they're a thousand dollars.
Oh, in that case, I am going to commit felonies with it.
Just kidding!
It's a joke!
Forget the aliens, what the...
Look, I'm headed to your place.
I'll see you soon.
Why did you shot that guy?
Alright, some men have to get shot.
Alright.
That guy was pretty much a police officer. He was policing our ability to get an advanced lockpick.
Fucking the police in San Francisco, they kicked me out of the benches.
You hear that? The benches! There's nothing sacred anymore!
They wake me up and they tell me, can't fucking sleep here.
right and then they come up behind me and they tell me i can't fucking piss there either
i know no one said anything about the ambulance yet
how's our hostage doing do you need any food or water or a dick suck
do you need a dick suck here
I
Right
Hey
So I got a thousand dollars
Okay, all right. That's where great this beer isn't real
I murdered a police officer a park ranger. I killed him on the docks with an AP pistol
There's no way a police park ranger could
I don't believe you I murdered well this I didn't take it from this is fake. I got from the store. Oh, okay
Anyways, here's a thousand dollars
So I murdered this cop then stored the gun
In my hotel room and then I stole this ambulance
Why'd you steal the ambulance for cuz we need it?
All right, Tim. Here's the lock. Thank you. You know what?
No, we just killed one
All right, come on
You guys ready this one last yeah, yeah, listen to me
I want everyone to listen to me right now you two hostage one last job, and then we're done. This is it
We're done after this one job. We're off to Barbados
This is the big one
We're hitting the city vaults of liquor stores
Oh, shit, man, man.
I'm gonna forget the aliens.
Get some mushrooms.
Do it all.
You're looking for a harmony garage?
Yeah, I want to go in town though, so they actually respond.
It's all like I said, the bomb is no.
No, no.
And so the crew carried forward with nothing short of dreams, but very short
of money. Also a hostage. Will this affect his life? Oh, fuck, am I talking out loud
again? It's so the crew pushed forward towards the liquor store. All of their lives leading
them to be one in an ambulance with me, Chase Clowder, gay, Jewish, Olympic swimmer, gold
medalist 1985 the white Brazil boxing Brazilian boxing what is that
Tim, he's an alien!
No, Tim!
Tim!
Tim, relax, we're brothers!
And I will murder!
I will murder!
I will commit premeditated murder
against the law enforcement officer!
If any of you guys are risking a misdemeanor charge!
I will do that shit!
It's not my fault.
I follow well that's right nothing matters to me more than you boys Tim and
Do the do do hands up to you know put your hands up to
Pintas a piece of shit
Pintas a cunt
I wanna fuck with you
I'm trying
Let's take a second
Please
You're okay
Cunt lock
Damn you guys
Oh fuck
I can't do it
The hands up man
No fuck
The lock has stopped
No sorry
The aliens
No sorry
I'm gonna fight that
Come on
Get back in the car
Get back in
I gotta go be your head
Alright no worries man
I gotta go be your head
Oh my god
I don't know what's going on
Fucking aliens got here before us
Give me the V8, that's my friend
So you
Alright
Aliens
They hit it
They stole it
They just walked into this
What's that love
Let's try this again
No worries, I'm not gonna do anything else
I'm just a fucking boxer
I did this one already come on back to the car hold up three
Aliens and it I killed the alien by the end of this world to your best friend
We already have our friends. I love all you boys.
Mother's love. Mother.
And daddy issues.
I'd never be expected to be kidnapped for a Jewish girl.
Uh, drink the...
I just forget the aliens.
She was?
Yeah, I'd never be expected to be loved.
That's all right.
You guys like the system.
Then you forget the daddy issues.
And then the mom and drink to forget.
Drink to forget.
Drink to remember.
Forget to remember.
Two tears a bit.
Two seconds.
Perfect.
We just did more of this in the background.
Yeah, drink to forget.
Don't we all, brother?
Yeah.
One more job.
Well, one more job.
This is our store.
Get in the store!
Come on!
Get these guys, get them in the store!
Hey, come on man, we were friends!
Get in the store!
Get in the locked up store!
Get in the store!
Yes sir, yes sir, right away.
Oh my god!
Start anywhere!
What the hell is going on?
Oh my God!
What do you want to hear?
Listen, listen, one of you call and take a journalistic situation.
Okay, I'll call, I'll call.
Oh my God!
I don't know how to call.
I can't hear the number.
Can I say one thing?
No, no, before you call, you have like four horses.
Are you an alien?
Pretty messed up, alien.
Poor horses.
You need to be like three feet away from the rest of the world.
I'm not being anything, dog.
Don't bring that, don't bring that.
Rusty, I was fucking knifed on me.
Come on, alien.
What have you called 911?
Somebody call 911.
Okay, alien.
I'll call 911.
I'm fucking by the names, man.
I'm procedure.
I don't know how to speak names, man.
Call 911.
What have you thought gonna be?
Next time, do it.
I
Drink to forget
Forget the aliens
For sure gonna be arrested for sure
Now I drink to forget
Hands up now! Put those fuckin' hands up! Get in the store!
The hands are up, the hands are up, the hands are up!
Store, get with the others!
Yep.
They're gonna be here forever.
One more!
Get in the store!
Don't hook them!
Keep a gun on them!
Get in the store!
drink them for good to the aliens
we got six hostages
geesis
drink them for good to the aliens
keep it out of thought man
we got six hostages in here
they have six hostages in here
okay okay
we want $100 for each of them
we're all $3
we're all $3 for a hostage
I'll give you all the money I have
I don't want money from you, I want it from the stores and police officers.
I'll give you a few in the box.
I don't want to be in a relationship for super close to the police guys.
I'll give you 125 dollars.
No.
Is this the nice one?
Why don't I go in there and punch a cop?
Don't you dare.
One last time to kiss.
We have sex after today.
I don't believe you.
I have like a hundred and thirty five bucks.
You want a hundred dollars?
He said he didn't want your money.
We won! Hold on a second!
We won! 100!
He said different.
You want 100 dollars?
All you want is a dollar.
How much is that?
What are you saying?
You got your money.
100.
Okay, 100.
All right, look we don't give money
How about you just you know we give you free passage no spike strips how about that one instead
What the fuck are you saying, sir?
I need money for booze.
You sound like somebody who's got a whole different voice.
Listen, hold on.
We want 200 PD pistols.
I need to call someone.
200 PD pistols.
A firm, they have been pointing guns.
They've been robbing them with knives.
I need to call someone.
No, I have guns.
I need to get the aliens.
I can't you that's terrible. That's not gonna work
Hey, you come here look listen to me right now. Okay, what's going on? It's me. Hey, it's not chase
We are you really willing to let all these men die over
$100 is a sign of good faith and we'll let one go.
How about this? I've got a burger that is worth $600.
No.
Is it kosher?
Yeah, it's kosher.
All right, here's what's going to happen.
Here's what's going to happen, all right?
I'm going to sneeze in one of their faces
and they might get sick.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to do it.
I'm gonna sneeze in the hole.
No.
And the oldest man's face, I'm gonna sneeze in it.
He's threatening us.
Come here, look at me, look at me.
Oh my God, please.
Look at me.
Oh my God.
I don't know what to get out of me.
Oh, it's so gross.
All right, there's one.
I sneezed in one of their faces.
He might get sick now.
That's on you.
He might.
Okay.
I need a hundred dollars right now.
get to drink
one hundred dollars
I'm gonna
one last job
there's way too many people talking
yeah because they're scared
alright look
I had to close the door
next time you come out here
Don't shoot me if you shoot me, they'll start shooting them!
Don't do that. Don't do that.
No, I didn't.
Fucking heads.
That's crazy, someone else wants to done that.
So is that an SNS person? What is that in your hands there?
It's a gun, and this guy's about to find out!
Oh, Jesus. Don't hurt him.
Don't hurt him.
I'm gonna spit in this guy's mouth!
I'll forgive you.
I'm gonna spit in this guy's mouth!
I'll forgive you. Come on, no.
Open up your mouth!
I'm gonna spit in his mouth. We need a hundred dollars right now. Okay, a hundred dollars.
Alright Tim, go get the hundred dollars. We'll have one go and then we'll go from there.
Oh, look, I got in trouble.
Awesome. I did this, you know, well, this guy's going to get a mouthful.
Let me give you the money.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
All right.
Which one of you wants to go first?
Yeah.
Take this guy.
Which which you want?
Which one wants to go first?
All right.
You want to go?
Who else wants to go?
You guys have to rock-paper-scissors for it you two all right, which?
Okay, to forget drink to forget the aliens
Rock wins rock beats nothing go no too slow go too slow
money. We want an entire re-enactment of Fiddler on the roof right now.
All right
All right, just get in front of me
Oh my goodness fiddle
Wait, what?
She's being put in her oh my god
oh my god
Is it gay man? This disgusts me
Get back in here you have some son of a bitch you get your ass back in here
That's not what I wanted one more
All right, all right fatty fat fat get your ass out
Okay
All right, I want you to give one of the hostages a ride along tonight
Okay
All right, and finally my most reasonable demand
$20,000 cash
$20,000 in gold bars
Who wants a ride along the
Actually, no red shirts are supposed to die you get back in
Well, you're wearing a red shirt you
Yeah, you in some get out there
No, no, not you you okay
Right forget to drink drink to forget we want I want
Clarkson down here right now. He's dead. I don't think he's on duty
All right, I want someone to speak on his behalf. All right, we're gonna statue man here
He's gonna speak on his behalf
All right, he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna
Come on, it's fun in here there's more people in here come on
He's telling me all right
He's on our side now. He's with us. He was a part of this the whole time
Okay, look I delivered I need one more hostage. Come on. All right. I'll give you no spike. This is what we want
I want the PD
Without communicating it
Okay, I want every member of the PD right here right now
He wants all pain
Okay, oh shit
Come on. I want you guys
Without no more fiddling no communicating it do not communicate it. I want you guys
These are the rules you have to count. I'll let them all go if you can do this, okay? You have to count
to 15 okay but you can't count twice in a row okay all right so we take turns
I'll stop no no no you can't communicate it you just have to start oh my god
two no hold on here's the thing hold on stop if you wait longer than five three
Seconds you have to restart
one
to
three oh
And no one can interrupt the other damn it you got a restart you can't interrupt you can't interrupt the person
Go again, why yeah?
to three oh
It took too long
She's whispering. Oh, he's wet. Don't just shout out. Oh
three
You were FBI I was terrible at math, okay, let's start over. This is coming
15
two three
six seven eight
eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen oh ten fifteen
aahhhhhh
that's just people a round of applause
holy may I guess we can count
alright PD can count to fifteen confirmed
okay we want no spikes and free passage into the ambulance
I'm not asking for no spikes
All right, I got a gun. I got a gun pointed to their head
Come on boys, come on boys
All right now time for the vice city special
Who is it get him out of here throw him out throw the cop out
All right, keep a gun on him.
Don't let him pull a gun on you.
He sounds like an alien.
Tim, cold 911 at the end of the day, we have a cop as hostage.
Call 911.
You got it, Tim. How much money did we get out of this?
$100?
I want no spice drinks.
we don't have spikestreams we don't have class 2's
yeah no class 2 that's right
what's up the fucking alien
um no uh no tutors
we're in the name
is that another robbery right there
was that another robbery back there
all right we're gonna go back and we're gonna take those other robbers hostage
one last job one last job come on
here we go
We have pistols
He's got a knife
Listen, here's what we want. All right robbers. We're gonna kill your hostage and then these cops are gonna kill you
We will kill our hostage. We kill you. We'll kill your hostage if you don't give us
$400 right now
$400 right now or we'll kill your hostage and then the cops will kill us all
I
Stop you son of a bitch! Put your fucking hands up!
Put your fucking hands up!
Okay, I will, I will, I will.
Okay, I'll shoot him.
Alright, I'm with you guys now.
You guys only have three.
I'm with you guys now.
I'll give you the money back.
I'm with you guys.
You guys only got three, right?
Alright, I'm with you guys now.
Now I'm with you guys.
We have demands for this hostage!
Okay, don't hurt us. We got somebody here
Listen, it's for our escape vehicle looking you fucked it up listen. It's cool. Don't worry. I'm gonna get us out of this trust me
Look who's shooting tells what's going on out there?
What happened to Tim
He's fine
All right, how much more time do we need how much more time do we need?
We got one at the back. He's working all right this man's gonna die
What's your name? It's Hans Hans Hans Hans. How do you want that spelled on your tombstone?
Then you better listen to us coppers I know I know this awkward because I'm German and you're are you Jewish?
Yes
I'm glad though.
Relax, Hans.
This is karma.
I did it.
All right, Hans.
Two notches.
Dial it back.
All right, relax.
Everything's fine.
I'm coming from him.
Shit.
I'm more gay than I am Jewish, all right?
We're ready to go.
We...
Did we tell them what we want?
Free passage.
At this point, you fucking know our plans up.
Listen, no.
I got this.
Free passage.
And we want one cop to shoot another cop right now.
Oh, no, no.
with the taser with the taser we just want to get the fuck out of here with the
taser we want to ready tased okay I'll go go go go go go go go guys go go go
go we got a we got a cup of coffee we got a cup of coffee
Go go go go go.
Free passage.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
There's so much traffic.
All right, we're good.
Nice job, boys.
All right.
Nice job.
And so Chase Gouder and his new friends continued on escaping, merely escaping a very risky,
high reward.
Oh, it comes to speed up.
Let's go towards the water, boys.
It's our only hope.
the water I'm a big swimmer yeah let's go towards the water I'm thinking what
do you guys think well they should be agreed we can jump up this this is
good right into the water come on let's go all right it was nice working with
you boys all right no no no I'm with you guys right or die
you cry or die you know I'm saying bad boys for life
yeah that was a terrible movie
what? what? what's wrong with this guy? I heard of a terrible movie
you haven't even seen it
I haven't even seen it
what the fuck
you're the worst guy in the world
you haven't seen it? you should watch it it's good
this shit slows fuck on sand
yeah I'll talk for it
I think we got away
and we're good
nice nice gate good shit oh oh i like your guys matching outfit thanks man you guys are good
yeah you guys do this a lot uh yeah i really know no we don't you guys are good my first time
this is like my third my first mid 20th but you know i don't do it a lot this is like
Once a fucking month thing, you know, really what do you guys normally do on you usually kill body? Oh
That's what's up. What are you? What are you guys? What's your deal? Who are you guys?
You want to tell me it's cool. Don't worry about it. We wear blue. I think we're Bondi or Aztec is one of the two
Aztec is
Didn't they like get wiped out because of a calendar?
Oh, right buy ins
There's two ones like far
Thank God you can take the bumps
Yeah
Some good driving
They've taken my shop corners, uh, dude
I want to get caught because I really want them to explain the situation in a bench trial
I want the cops to explain the situation of Bench trial so fucking bad
Yeah take it like this
I think I have it on purpose like you call it
I think I'm going to
You know what you're doing, stop, stop, stop, buddy son
We need some quick tunes
You guys gone
Yeah, not that quick
Actually, oh there's cars here
There's those little fucking cars there
back up back up I got a gun oh shit oops oh fuck you know I don't think they know
last chance nice we go I thought you're gonna get straight down the thing
Yeah, we'd have lost them because they can see us now. Yeah, they still say it's just one
You can do my special let's do it. I'm ready right now start shooting right
Tell me when tell me I'm ready to unload on these hoes
Blow their ass up like C foe
Give him a rim then give him a spin suck on his knob
And then jizz on his chin
Jizz on his chin
I'm a rapper also
That was good, what do you mean? Keyway could be mean. Yeah
Back off shit
oh fuck they're shooting they're shooting who shot who shot oh no oh run
you can have this gun off me for free go on take it thinking out of here all
yours baby my face which normally I would like I'm so excited for them to
I have to explain this whole fucking situation in a fucking menstrual you just take my dog treats
You know there's a judge
Stanton is on Leland
All right, I'm gonna piss real quick get some food in the microwave, and we're down now. So I'll read something back
That's so long. That's so long
You should be in there somewhere.
There we go
Can we get the MS? It's gonna be code 4 up there.
Can you start testing, okay? Make sure you haven't been shooting at us.
P. Dandy. P. P. Dandy. P. Dandy. P. P. Dandy.
It's the first time I've ever seen that. Sorry, I am quite amazed that you managed to make active robbers
fair for their lives by kidnapping their hostage. It was quite impressive, I must say.
Alright, you have come back positively.
Alright.
It's the vice-city special, baby
That's right. Oh no, no
No, it's the Jewish tax. No, let me just handcuff them
What?
All right, good place to stop I think oh
Fuck how's my day been?
Well, I woke up and then I got some food and then I sat down here
And then I worked out and now I'm back here, and that's it. That's how it's been. Oh
Shit 12 hours on the clock. Yep
Hmm and the timer hasn't moved
Yep. Yep true
Really hasn't welcome back time for you to go to bed so you can be awake for VODs
The VODs are really gonna be the best part of this aren't they?
Aren't they?
All right folks, uh
We got to
We got court we got court
So we got to do that
We'll do Wrangler and then uh shit man. I guess we'll I guess we'll do Jimmy after that. Ah
I guess we'll do Jimmy after that sound good
I need some of this
Bro, there is a lot of chase vods, huh?
That might just carry us throughout the whole thing.
Until we get to the last one.
Hm.
Depressing.
But don't think about that yet, chat.
Like 17.
Yeah.
Nice!
That's so long.
Let's get in there, dog.
Let's just get in there.
Cornwall is on earlier.
Is he off now?
How do you get your beard looking so good, bro?
It looks shitty right now. I haven't been to the barber and fuck. I don't know since November. Oh
Yeah, man, uh
Not manscape if you would have asked me three weeks ago. I would have said manscape
Lot dmc in the chase mods whatever
Whatever who cares
Why is manscape so my bio?
Cuz I haven't taken it off yet
Because I haven't taken it out yet on radio station
Pop FM sell kids cigarettes if it may
Whoa smoke you guys like chase mod pretty good stuff, huh?
I mean, how'd you like chase cloud or on a different server?
You hopped a mantis stream good. He probably deserves it. Excuse me. Pardon me
Jordan next. We'll probably just finish out the chase. That's honestly. I don't hate that
How's it going? Good. Check text messages. Hit the showers, yeah?
Oh, I'm going on duty there, ring the bell.
Alright, hit the showers. Hey, Special Agent.
Oh, it's fine. What's going on? Dammit. Goddammit!
Okay, well, I'm gonna do this in a voice that you like, okay?
Alright.
I believe you can pump.
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
Look, you and I need to have a conversation.
We do need to have a conversation.
Okay.
All righty then.
I said that yesterday.
I sent you a text and said we need to have a conversation without a therapist if anything
because the therapist did not help anything.
He did not know what they were talking about.
I think we should see my therapist Pixie Plum.
Okay.
If you want to see your therapist, I love Pixie.
We can do that, okay?
Last time, you know, she was helping me and my fiance before she was murdered by
all my coworkers.
Oh, okay
Already, yeah, but they showed it a circle and talk
Do you who killed why did they kill your piano for sir?
I think was the one to shoot out her kneecaps. It was in the parking garage
Then uh, yeah, then bass called it on the radio
Actually, it wasn't bass at the time was Ripley. He called on the radio. He said everyone who hates Wrangler show up to the
MRPD
parking garage
Everyone showed up
They all stood in a circle and
They passed the gun around and before they did that they vowed to ruin my life before they pulled the trigger
Jesus fucking Christ. That's actually absolutely fun. They put one in her until she died. Oh my god, then they
You know dumped her body somewhere and vowed to keep it a secret
So you don't even know where she's buried. I don't know
It's really sad
Well, I guess sometimes you know what they say sometimes your co-workers kill your fiance
Yeah, my co-workers haven't done that. Well, that's life
You just got to get over it
All right. Well, let me know when you want to talk
All right, I might have to dip for a little bit maybe before the trial so oh shit. When is that?
Oh, it's in a couple hours. Okay. I'm ready. Yeah, I'm gonna go up on the stand and say I'm gonna be able to make the trial or not
Andy Jones and Denzel Williams were horrible mayors
They do not deserve any money. What did they do besides facilitate crime for criminals about you breaking into their house?
I didn't break into their house. I searched their home for a person being murdered
Breaking in implies crime. I'm trying to save a person
Which I actually tried to report a crime to the police and the kind of just slapped on me because I don't have a picture of it
But somebody broke through my window and there was like a man dressed like a cop in my house
Well, that's what I'm saying. That's not illegal
Wait, was that you?
What's going on Nova?
So you left me with the biggest headache yesterday
Okay
Because have a look or look overy Webster. Oh
oh right I forgot that whole thing happened no yeah I got a plea deal for
him for drug trafficking look at what it's done fucker at it look at his last
drug trafficking oh my god who's playing the cornwood oh hey it's cornwood hey
hey hey be careful he's old I saw cornwood riding his tractor a few days
go north yeah you gotta understand I got inducted into some dad gum league of
legends I don't give a good goddamn after a lifetime achievement award son I was
gone all right you made him swear three times corned one I'm gonna show you why
calling with the back captain than you strike points
what the hell why are you beating this man Jesus it's just like my fiance all
ever again Jesus what's going on cornwood hell not too much like I said I
got I got inducted in the dadgum league of legends went over there and got my
lifetime achievement award but now I'm back congratulations yeah oh congratulations
their corner so now you're back to yeah what the hell's going on now you're back
to well you know you're back yeah I think we promoted a mess of that yeah I
think he might be a lead of the Parker injures hey uh Tessa oh she's gone long
You know
Cornered I saw a I was in the armory the other day and I saw what I thought was a tire
But it turned out it was just one of your Kevlar vests and it made me miss you so oh
Yeah, you know
Custom order I had them send a batch down here cuz I was on my way. So yeah, that's probably what that was
Oh, yeah, that explains it. I was like why'd we get a
Shipment of tires for the yeah for the swatch rock for the yeah. Yeah, exactly
All right, well, uh, well, all right, Cornward, it's it's good to see you. What do you, uh, what are you working on? Anything good or?
Well, hey, no, I just got in town. I'm trying to get my bearings under me a little bit, but uh, all right
Hey, if you need some help let me know
Well hell yeah, all right. Um, well, what do you need cornwood?
You want to you want to just get back in the saddle and drive and have someone ride along with you and
Yeah, let's go to burger. So I'm hungry as hell. Oh
Oh, yeah, uh, wait what you know burger shot it
Don't really go it's it's really just kind of run down. It's it's kind of well. What's the word? I'm looking for
What do you mean? What happened burger shot? Hey, it's just it's they just really stopped taking care of the place
Yeah, it's it's a shithole now we better go check it out, man
Okay, all right if that's what if all right if that's what you want to do
If you want to get on the case of why burger shot sucks now, you know what that actually might be a good case. All right
Corn would have you seen the explorers yet?
No, I actually I ain't we need to see that. I think that would actually be perfect for you. Yeah, there they are here
Let me let me get one for you. Yeah, tortellini was telling me something or another about department split or yeah
He's actually he's actually a sheriff now
So so tortellini is a sheriff
I'm totally needs a share of you senior captain I'm I'm a captain yeah I'm
somehow on they've let me retain my role as captain guys so they told me miss
halls captain yep Davenport's a captain Fred's still the sheriff they tried to
vote him out but no one else would vote for anyone else but Fred no surprise
there so here go why the hell they promote me
well you know we just missed you so much cornwood yeah yeah we just we just
we just missed you so much and yes he did no I don't think you did I don't know
the guy's a gun out right now right so yeah I think he I think he is now I'm
happen to be back yeah there's a tractor out in the parking lot yeah that's corn
woods all right I'll be explore this is it let me grab some vests real quick
why this one I don't know why not I mean well that's that one's mine you know
Oh, oh, so you don't want to use your own people well
I so I like the better mobile
Isn't that the apartments? Yeah, I really need to move it here, but I don't want other people to drive it
Oh fuck I
Don't want people to touch my shit just park it outside
Yeah, I actually don't think I have anything in there. I might though
All right, let's go burger shop.
Why am I using a vest instead of joints?
Because I don't want to rob a bank.
We all know it's a gateway.
Back in the saddle.
Let's roll.
Uh, you know, Corned, I just don't want you to be too upset when you see what
burger shop has become.
Yeah, well, I mean, y'all made a separate than bad.
I can't imagine.
Uh, they have several clown people working there.
Uh, but who will cafe is using child labor?
But is a libertarian
Yeah, exactly start him young
You know
We won world war two on the back of child labor. So what'd you say they are?
It takes everybody. Oh, how do I turn down this damn racket?
What what do you what do you oh?
Radio so damn loud. Yeah, the British rap
Here, let me up. Yeah, did I fix it? Well, yeah cornwood you were okay?
You were asking him to fix your radio to be fair.
No, I was just asking to touch it.
Oh, okay.
Okay, I must have misunderstood the tone.
You know, in Outcornwood, it's Patrol Channel 2 is the main...
Yeah, I figured that out the hard way.
I was talking to nobody for about 35 minutes earlier.
Yeah, I don't know why we just don't use one, but that's okay.
Hey, this thing goes pretty damn fast.
It's pretty nice.
it uh it handles pretty well and also you know it's I thought you know I thought
maybe you'd fit a little more comfortably on this little room yeah exactly
exactly yeah they did well we gotta go find oh there he is I see him thank
Gornwood you all right okay you need you need some help up buddy stop kicking
him help him up well yeah God help him well how's he gonna learn all right
let's get you to the hospital oh what the fuck is that you know all these
cars and helicopters the fuck is this was just cold what the fuck you talking
You don't see this shit
No, fuck it
For what it's you know, it's not like riding a bike. It's it's a car. It's it's much more difficult
But you'll get it. Oh, and I'm also having sex with the mayor, so
Who told me that somebody told me that yeah, you got us a raise or something. I
I
so I
Complimented the mayor. I said that she looked handsome and you know, I warned her that I did have an erection and
She giggled and firmly placed that inside of her vagina and the next day we got a 20% raise.
Oh, good for her.
Didn't she say she was calling you dad?
She was screaming dad.
Just screaming it at the top of her lungs.
That's weird.
Got us a raise, didn't it?
You mean dad?
Dad. She's calling me dad at the end of the night.
Okay, that's weird.
I can take him out to the...
Well, he's dead. He's dead.
Hey, Randy.
He's fine.
Hey, Wrangler.
How's it going? You do this, though?
We're going to Trader?
Lock your blinks.
Technically, I guess.
I don't feel like one, though.
So that's all I'm going to use.
Yeah, probably.
Are you one of the Lost Guys?
No, all I did was perform medical treatments,
but that's reason for me.
Uh...
Yeah, I mean, why not just let him die?
I can't do that.
Why is every time a criminal told me to let you die? Well, that's different. I just treat. Oh, no, they hate you
so it hates loss
Yeah, but I heard what I have to treat him. Oh, hey, you should uh, you should sign up for
being the executioner
For his death penalty. Oh good Lord. No, I can't use guns. Oh, no, I think we do lethal injections now
No, that's that's that's kind of it's it's basically what you do
it's just medicine it's just a different kind of medicine yeah listen I hate the
guy he's trying to kill me but I don't want to hurt no one so but he hurts
people is this your beach ball here I don't know that beach balls been here for
months you're welcome to try and get rid of it so if you need people to speak
against him at trial I'll absolutely don't speak against him at trial all
All right, have you ever treated River Cheeva?
For the times that he's beating her?
Yes.
Okay, all right, cool.
Yeah, I'll do that then.
Two or three times, actually.
It's Baldo, right?
Balto, but yeah.
Balto, okay.
Yeah, that's me.
All right, yeah, that actually would be good.
That'd be real good.
I'll get you, oh, it is a witness.
Oh yeah, I don't hurt no one,
but I'll definitely use words.
What hurts more than words? Bullets. No bullets, no bullets. I knew a guy who got a bullet in the scrotum and he said it was the worst pain he ever felt in his life and he wanted to die.
Really? Yes. I knew a guy who got divorced and he said it was the worst pain he's ever felt and wanted to die.
I guess it's all on a personal scale, and isn't it?
I hear about communists.
I don't know.
It's so long.
What is it?
The doctor just told me there's dadgum communists shooting everybody or something.
Yeah, the lost is trying to succeed from the nation and that's a mess.
But I don't know if they're doing that.
Are they doing that anymore?
I don't know.
I was in jail and by the time I got out it was done, question mark.
Oh yeah, this guy was helping them medically.
You did what now?
I provided medical treatment to cops and communists alike
Well, they're trying to succeed with their secession. Okay. Well, he said he also helped the officers too
No, actually cornwood you actually might like to see this we should roll up there because that's kind of in your neck of the woods
Well, aren't you?
Yeah, that's kind of in your county
We should still stop by burger shop though. We'll stop by burger shop. I'll tell you what I'll drive
John Paul is looking for red dongles for the ball. Yeah, sure thing. Yeah, that's probably true
So, uh, yeah, you know, uh, not too much has changed their course. Some things have changed, but not too much
Which is kind of comforting in a way. I think
Yeah, hell, I mean I can see this damn thing's turning into a clown show
Uh, you know a bass got in there and uh, he's just he's just messed everything up
And now we have an IA department
Uh, which, actually, you should probably be more aware of than anyone else.
Really?
Yeah, Cornwood. They're, uh, it's bad. They're, they're, they're suspended whoever they want.
They suspended me.
What the hell?
Yeah.
I got suspended, Fred got suspended. They're, uh, Dark's running it. He told me, uh,
he started laughing like a maniac, was waving a gun around when I was in his office and he said,
I'm not going to stop till everyone's suspended.
I'll suspend a child if I have to.
I was there and he said that.
He said that.
That's disgusting.
He said, if a child tried to work here, I would suspend them.
Further shot.
Twistin is up mustache and he's a terrible guy.
And they're close.
Hey River.
Hey, I need to talk to you actually.
I can get you guys food.
Hey, come here.
Actually River, I gotta talk to you.
you corner this is river she's the poster child for battered spouses you mean
when you punch me I'm not married to you nice to meet you hey I gotta talk to you
about sigh yeah that he's released cuz you didn't fucking file charges I did
forget to file charges I will admit that but they're fine my name is all
over the fucking docket well no fucking shit what do you think was gonna
happen I don't know I said I want it out right but to see that's the thing I'm
I might charge you with an accessory to being abused to be I mean you know
escalate this you being you know you're you're allowing it to happen by being
with him I'm not with him we're not together we haven't been together well
Well then testify against him.
Why do you have an account for drugs?
We don't have an account for drugs.
If I had an account for drugs, I'd actually have money.
That's what you just said.
No, I said I have a joint account.
Account for joints?
What other drugs do you do, ma'am?
I actually, you could raid me right now.
I'm clean as a fucking whistle.
Oh, rat cocaine, black tar heroin?
What else?
No, no, I don't do any drugs.
I don't traffic drugs at all.
You do ha-shish?
We're not children.
No, I don't do anything. I'm a legal law-abiding citizen. I work at burger shop. What about children answer the question? No, I made
bribed children a bit but
400k who wouldn't
Okay, bribing children for money. Okay, so where do you think these children get the money man?
Being a coke dealer
Hey, so I was making a deal cocaine. I used to be my supplier
Okay
Are you a class by that ass?
Probably party. Yeah some sort of extortion definitely. I mean
We mean a child was your supplier doesn't make any sense river. He was my fucking supplier a child
Look in the SCU investigations when they were trying to take him down. I was hoping them
I don't want to get too much into that. I'm more worried about sigh
What about sigh? Listen, are you willing to testify against him? I?
Don't hard. Thanks, so I
Well, then I'm gonna have to charge you with accessory to serial you're gonna
You're gonna put me in is that a hot if it's an yeah
So you're gonna put me in on a hut for his hut. You're letting him abuse you you're an accessory to this
You want to see fucking abuse Wrangler? Yeah, I'm looking at it
You know what fuck this
I was pretty badass
We get EMS staged up, just a little side burger chop please
What are you doing?
He said he was going to charge me as an accessory to size your real and assaulting killings against me
He's trying to get me killed, so I'm going to start trying to get me killed
Oh fuck
I've been stabbed!
We'll get you stored out Wrangler, don't worry
I think I'm dying!
Okay, just hold on
It's good to see you captain. Do you remember your basic CPR?
Performing CPR
Hey, I'm gonna see son
out well the bad blood but I think we're supposed to put the blood out he gets it
we gotta put pressure on the one too much pressure too much pressure too much
that crazy bitch stabbed me which one fucking river how do you just let
yourself get stabbed what the fuck you what do you mean
Hey, bitch guy. Hey, don't, don't fall right here to letting himself get stabbed, guys.
Just once I'd like it if we could go through a day with no cats showing up.
Oh my god. Yeah, that's because this place is a shithole.
You guys have ran this place into the ground.
I can't even go here without getting food. I am getting stabbed.
You see what I'm talking about? Cornwood?
Now you see why you're here?
Now you see Cornwood?
Yeah, I get it.
I get it.
They ran into the grounds of shithole.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
This place is great. Fuck you, wanker.
the hell come I got stabbed in the parking lot by a cocaine addict and
buy some shit from a child
Evidence.
You took the torpedo mill away.
I didn't.
Guess what?
Your whole shit fell apart.
It fell and wrapped up.
Oh, thank you.
It's, it's, it's.
Baldo, that crazy bitch stabbed me.
We're just talking about her.
You fired good employees.
All right, little folk.
Those good employees threw a fucking grenade
in the middle of the staff room.
Jesus Christ.
You got some painkillers in there for me, right away.
Yeah, that's the twist I'm gonna go for.
Let's see fire and sherry this place fucking died
All right, come on ring where fuck burger shot
We're shelling you wrangler piece of fuck you river you're good charged with accessory to this shit
All right, you're a hero cornwood
Yeah, I don't know what would have happened if he wasn't here, okay
Hey, what's going on?
And you've been ra-
UGHH!
It's been forever, thanks for the 10 gifted!
I don't know.
There's a whole fucking-
12 hours on the clock!
I think we're gonna make it into day three!
Gonna bring Ludwig's record.
Yup.
Crazy check-
Can I say that?
Thanks for the five!
Chase Vod waiting room.
That's the real content, huh?
You don't see why not? Okay, I just want to make sure.
He was stabbed a burger shot.
Fuckin' River is insane, she stabbed me!
And burger shots a shit hole!
It kind of is. It missed everything important, but I talked about the wound.
I go to the room cafe too. I've never been stabbed in the parking lot of UwU.
I got shot there.
She's got a minor pain killer on board and some blood.
He's been away for a long time
Okay
You buddy rain going I'm training all the PBS. I'm captain cornwood. It was just in here
He likes to make people angry
Yeah, cornwoods cornwoods back in the saddle
He was actually he dodged a fucking knife and threw her in handcuffs. It was amazing
shit, okay
You know, he can really move for a big fella
Wait you're riding together today
yeah that's right okay you're all good what's the shit that you and Emma we're
doing together what sex yep that's what it is oh yeah but what about this is
you said you lasted 20 seconds and just a piece of shit Pentus a car well
that's a world record you sure that's a world record that's what I said that's
That's what Crane said.
You know what, Crane is a smart man, I wouldn't say he's ever wronged.
Yep.
22 seconds world record.
Okay, I would definitely get that on a plaque, hang it up on a mantle, over you and have
his bed.
Yeah, maybe I'll use it as a paddle and hit her in the face with it.
You know what, I don't pretend I didn't hear that because I'm her boss.
Oh, oops.
You wanna know what her nipples look like?
No, I don't wanna know what my employees nipples look like.
I can really tell.
Alright.
Bye!
Huge.
Jesus, that escalated, huh?
Alright.
He did just save my life though.
I don't care.
He's awful why whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean? He's awful. He dodged that knife and threw her handcuffs. It was amazing
Just because he can dodge a knife doesn't mean he can fucking drive a goddamn explorer
Dodge that knife pretty well though. I didn't say anything about the knife
Listen, you're telling me that he can tame
the most dangerous beast that we have in America a battered
trailer trash woman with a knife
But he can't tame an explorer? Come on.
Yes.
Ah, I don't know.
Alright, is she in the back of the car?
Oh!
Cornwood?
She got cut loose.
Cornwood?
Corn...
Alright, sorry. I keep getting something stuck in my damn eye.
Oh, okay.
It takes me a minute to get it out for some reason.
Well, maybe if you, you know, want to open your eyes, uh, up so, you know, they're...
You keep your eyes open pretty wide.
one yeah there's a problem I keep I keep I'm blingin too much it's like you
stared at an eclipse as a child we just got off the phone with James Randall
said we're gonna have a lot of patience soon and heard screens in the
Oh
All right, well, what do you want to know isn't that bread?
What wait?
Yeah, it's cow bread
What yeah, yeah
James Randall 82 years old
All right, that's cow bread. He said he was undercover
I've interacted with that man
Was he lying to me? I think he might have I think he got
Yes
Listen, uh, did it sound like he was did you hear anything like construction or beach noises it was
I was on the phone with him. It was um
There was just a lot of screaming and he said you don't have a lot of patience through that
They throw them for the 20 gifted
Okay, well, you know, we'll figure we're you know
Our job as police is more to react to crimes not really stop them. Yes. Yeah
Yeah, look
Exactly, we're in the same field basically yeah when all those people come in let us know and you know when they die
Then we'll investigate the murder. Okay. Yeah, we'll do the autopsy sounds good. All right sounds good
How about that?
You driving Special Agent Bench Guy?
We gotta get Cornwood some food and then we gotta show him the lost compound.
He's gonna be disturbed by that
and disgusted.
Yeah, hell, we gotta get them out the hell out of here.
We got communists for people.
There's a lot of them.
That's not good.
So do they just hate freedom or what?
They hate us. That's for sure.
And we're freedom fighters, so...
Yes.
Oh, there you go. There's some food for you, Cornwood.
See look at that they change the hood all over
That's from burger show they change the recipes of everything. That's just they took away the torpedo meal. I agree
I don't like that and damn torpedo meal wasn't no good anyway
Shut the fuck up. Wait, where the hell is this?
This is the FIB building
wait
I work here
They changed the recipe
Well, hell I'm telling you burger shots a shithole now
Hello
Hey wranglers movespeared. Hey moves. Who's asking for a block trial?
Also want to know if there's any additional charges you want to throw on besides attempt to murder and possession
You know, I I'm gonna have requests for her to be held for accessory to this stuff
I don't know what this stuff is
Okay, so I'm charging sigh with serial assaults and killings on her and she's allowing herself to be abused by her husband
So I think we charge her as an accessory. Yeah, she's enabling him, right? Right, right. That's what I'm saying
Yeah, that sounds pretty good by not testifying. She you know
Yeah, yeah, of course
We have a stone comb syndrome or whatever it is right right
Let me talk to a judge and see what they think
All right. Well, we got her down at MRPD if you want to come down here or we'll just process her for what's going on here
No, River, you can't have your knife back.
Hey, what's that shooting?
Special agent Menchie?
All right, Kevin, I'll see you soon.
I would need some pills to show you.
Okay.
It sounds like a lot.
I would just...
I need some pills to be able to show you.
Jesus.
Hell, so this is your building.
You've had this the whole time.
We've just never seen it yet.
What the hell is that?
Yeah, that's right.
It's explosions.
It's explosions
Should we be concerned about that? Yes. Okay. Can we do anything?
No, that's why I need the pills
It's far I don't know what that is
This is the pit. No, this is a lot for just uh, what do you have one employee right?
All right. Well, no no no technicians. They work down there. They're in the pit, but I'm the only special agent
Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Now, uh, Cornwood, obviously, you don't have keys to this building, so, uh,
you know, if you ever need to utilize it, you'll have to call me so I can open it up for you, alright?
Oh, absolutely.
Isn't that right, Wrangler?
Yeah, that's true.
Interrogation cells in floor two.
We got a meeting room on this floor.
Debriefing room.
Uh, here, I'll just show you.
Let's make it quick, darling. I do want to go to the law school, pal.
Yeah, Gordner, I think that this, uh, you know, usually for communists and enemies of the state, we take them to these sort of places, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's a little more clean like this, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, no, I agree. Hell, this is impressive as hell.
Yeah, a little under the rug, you know?
Yeah, well, you know what? So many damn people are trying to stick their damn nose into everything we do sometimes.
Exactly, and it's just, you know, bureaucracy and red tape. Who needs it, you know?
Who's to say how we should interrogate a terrorist, frankly?
They don't care about our freedoms, why should we care about theirs?
Exactly.
I mean, do terrorists really have rights?
I don't think so, personally.
As far as I'm concerned, they don't.
Well, that's where I didn't unlock that other door.
I didn't touch that door.
Didn't you give Nova some keys last night, right?
Oh, yeah, that's right. Maybe I left some doors unlocked, though.
Maybe.
I'm fine.
All right.
He'll get he'll get the whole walking thing
Oh, I guess uh, I guess uh, Nova
Yeah, the door is already unlocked, that's weird
77 binnies
He needs 77 binnies
The binnies, binnies, Gordon stills here
Dark, thank you for the five gifted
These are the uh, interrogation rooms
Oh, there we go, yeah
Oh, hell, dude
Appreciate that, thank you
Yeah, this is where we do the serious walking
Yeah, this is definitely the most fun stuff I've ever had, by the way
That's so wrong
Can I can I have a password to this computer right here? No, okay? It's bench guy
Shit what he's helping us fight the terrorists white
Only it for pumping
We'll pump up will pump them
But first we should probably figure out what what they're doing
Hello, I don't know. Hey, it's going to bench. So we're gonna bring it under the courthouse. All right, let me know
Is there a judge available that cranes coming out goddamn fucking crane all right
All right, I'll see there sir. All right. I'll talk to you soon. Just let me know I guess we need to go down there
Huh? Yeah, you'll probably need to come all right fine
I love you, right?
Sorry, I got some things in my eyes so clean down here though
I
Said it's so clean down here though. Yeah, you know the weird thing is
We're about 800 feet underground right now, so yeah
it's odd that
Maybe that's you know in the gunshots on maybe
Well, you know, I'm ready cornwood you talking about my reception. I don't know how fucking radio towers work and shit
I'm a cop not a scientist
That's okay, maybe maybe the technicians installed some
Radio tech here
I don't trust a damn thing
Ever since I heard about that damn 5g getting in the damn bloodstream whatever the hell else I don't even know no more
I'll pay no damn attention. Oh, coach. Well, did you pay attention what I said about the third floor pop chaos?
Yeah, you just don't go up there right?
No, no down there. Thanks for the five
All right, look at that nice healthy sub count to interrogation man. This time next month is gonna suck
Yeah, eventually, you know when I get some more
Gurthi get some pills. Oh, maybe I can show you where the shots are coming from
All right. Hey, this door locks. We're locked out
bench gap
We don't have no damn keys to this. What are you talking about?
Am I running out the money for tax bills?
Actually, I'm pretty fucking... I'm actually gonna be really good with taxes this year.
I've actually got my shit together and got my fucking LLC together
and got some, uh, you know, investments together that are gonna give me a pretty good tax break.
Alright, let's go.
Ahem. So that's... that's good.
I gotta air it out.
Taxivating?
Yeah, you know it turns out that you actually don't even have to pay taxes
So that's I didn't even know that oh the worst that happens. They just send you a letter, but you just throw that shit away
Who cares what the fuck's the letter gonna do am I right? I just sent him a reply
I said I live in Texas now. Don't tread on me. Do not
Do not tread on me
Don't
Also, here's another trick
Uh, they could freeze your accounts.
Here's the thing, chat.
Just get paper checks.
You can cash that shit at the liquor store.
They can't do anything about that.
What are they gonna do? Freeze a liquor store?
Just go to the bad part of town. They'll cash that shit for like five bucks.
Alright.
Am I sure this is okay?
Trust me, it's okay.
It's fine.
Who the fuck is he?
I don't know, where is he?
No, there he is. Probably his eyes.
It's stuck in the elevator.
It's not tax fraud.
It's a tax mistake.
Just say I didn't know that I couldn't cash all my checks at the liquor store and not
pay taxes on this.
It's a tax accident.
A tax-ident, if you will.
That's what we call a tax-ident in the biz.
Alright, let's go to the law scampo.
We should show corn with that.
I don't wanna dump too much on him at once though.
I'm sure it's hard enough for him to wrap his mind
around how I'm serving my popping,
piping hot erection to the mayor every night.
God damn, that's good for her.
Freezing in her freezing vagina.
What, huh?
You know, it cools it off.
I get so warm sitting in the sauna of the,
you know, gym that I go to
for hours every night that it's just you know it's steaming by the time I get
home you know what's not supposed to be freezing right a pussy's not supposed to
be freezing okay what do you mean okay what do you say virgin
What do you think the expression Frigid Bench comes from?
That's it.
Like, man.
Oh, man.
She was so hot.
That was the most Frigid Bench I've ever, uh, her nipples.
You know?
She had some feminine nipples.
Absolutely.
Okay.
Well, then that would make Emma gain a purgeror because she testified that in court that
we had intercourse.
And it was beautiful
Also, that would make all my songs alive, and I'm not a liar all your songs. Yep
What do you mean by songs? Oh
God
You know, I thought you would have heard I
I ain't heard nothing yet. You ever heard my country music career
No, oh, can you play my damn explore?
Nancy could if she was here, where's Nancy?
Where's Nancy?
I don't know. I'll just listen. I'll just email you an album.
Yeah, I gotta listen to that for sure.
I would start a Vietnamese dream and go down from there.
Also, we're going international. The Europeans love this house remix. I don't even know what that is.
But I'll send you that too. That's a real good listen.
I don't really even like that kind of crap normally, but I like the outlaw country.
country that's kind of what I'm trying to stick towards here but there's been a
lot of remixes like I said the Europeans love it you give that last one
is that Vietnamese dream Vietnamese dream I think you know people like pumped
quite a bit but I you know Vietnamese dream for me was was a passion project
I'm pushing for that to be the same signal single but you know record label
It's just you know, this whole police and thing. I don't know. I feel like my real career is in
Outlaw country country music people love these songs their hits
You know people really love the the pumped house extended mix the the saxophone on this one. Yeah, it's nice, right?
We're incorporating jazz in the country
country. What do you mean? Well, this is suspicious. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on over there? Is that person? Is that EMS dad?
heard gunshots did this person harm you no he just crashed his car he hit a deer
and went on him oh god is the deer okay I'm not sure I think Tessa was checking
it off Tessa she's in the area where's this deer at get him out of the car we
do now you're running over deer for fun you're gonna sicko I was trying I was
I was trying to go down to Harmony and then yeah I was coming down to Harmony and then
yeah did just come out of nowhere, it made me spin and that's all I can remember.
Deer came out of nowhere?
Yeah it was either a deer, I can't remember exactly what type of animal it was but I know
that it was a animal, I know that exactly.
Alright how much have you had to drink tonight?
Um, fair bit, fair bit, but it depends on what time you're talking about drinking.
Alcohol?
It's not called a nun, mate, nun.
I've done drinking bowl, don't drink anything, no alcohol in the system.
I just feel like that, this is why I think, I think you were recklessly driving, and
uh, I think that, that deer was on the side of the road, uh, probably with its young,
and you said, and you said something along the lines of, I wasn't allowed to have
a mother growing up.
Why should this deer, and you swerved right into it, killed it?
No, no, no, I weren't swerving, I don't like driving really fast, you know what I mean?
Admit that that's what happened.
No, it didn't.
Admit it.
Don't worry.
No, it didn't.
Admit it.
No, I can admit it.
Admit it happened that way.
I saw it.
No.
Because that's not what happened.
Is that what happened to you then?
Is that what happened to you then, mate?
Alright, cut him loose.
This guy's a rock.
He's not a rock.
Yeah, here we go.
I am a rock.
I'm on as a rock.
Talking to you fellas.
talking to you fellas what why would you said I didn't say that I didn't not
where you guys do you have an erection sir no I didn't know maybe maybe no I
don't know
don't worry I'm going to work this is your job and it was good I'll say we
Like an asshole
If you know us to me
What do you think okay, who's this guy?
Whoa
No, you're looking for properties by driving recklessly off the road off the road
little but I don't think it does obviously I don't think it does neither son
no clearly no no no right now you're being detained for questioning hard
much step out of the car for us
no problem son alright I gotta ask you okay were you shooting a gun over there
by the prison
no do you need a GSR test me no
I need to suit you why do you need to search me there's no reason for that
Why not?
Well there is, we just heard gunshots and then we see suspiciously driving off over the road.
Yeah.
I would permit a GSR test, but not a search, there's no reason for that.
Is some kind of police officer, huh boy?
No, obviously not, sir.
Huh?
Who the hell do you think you are?
How are you going to tell us how to do your job?
Wait, how are you going to tell us how to do our job, that's it?
Oh, oh, interesting.
No, his job is to get arrested, our job is to arrest him.
Well there's no reason for me to be arrested, so I'm not fired any...
Hey, that guy has a gun out!
Yeah, because I don't care about my man, you know.
What the hell is that? Jesus!
I'm just saying, mate, come on.
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ!
Well, my man, he don't need to call me a pussy, does he?
Listen, yeah?
Do it!
Come on.
What do you want me to do?
What's happening?
Alright, alright, alright, alright, everyone calm down.
Everyone...
We're not gonna throw us off with your damn words, okay?
Yeah.
We're talking about with them big words and, uh, hell, I don't know what else you're saying.
You think you can come to the county with your college education
and make us feel like we don't know what's going on?
Hey! Fuck you!
I'm certainly not, sir.
That's not what I'm imploring you to do.
Fuck you!
Love you, too.
Fuck you.
I don't love men.
I love women with nipples.
I have nipples so maybe you can love me then no I love woman's nipples huge ones
You're not uh, that's not gonna work on me twice. I know that you're a man and not a woman
Maybe you can be maybe you can be my woman
What the hell are you what the good goddamn are you talking about? What are you talking about son?
You know what maybe maybe
Maybe we can be like you're part like we can be friends. What are you doing?
You guys see the analysis get your ass out of your son. You guys have a good day. Come on. We got to go
We're being summoned to court
You got lucky this time
Hey, and if James Bond goes missing I'm calling you
You have it
I jumped in the car too fast and I just slid all the way over the dam console
All right. Well this lost compound thing off the way
Branson swine with five gifted. Thank you. Yeah
They got better because we got this judge called Crane
But now you know he was good the first thing he told me was I'm just gonna look at your search warrants
And if there's probable cause I'll sign it
But you know that is sense kind of stopped
And now he more talks about stuff that's
Fair
All things bizarre
I don't think anything should be fair for criminals because they decided to cheat in life. They don't deserve rights
No, of course, of course not
But if there's no people are doing things wrong
They have to be punished
Exactly and it's up for us to punish them because that's our job
Yep, however we see fit
If we decide that
They should be
You know if we decide someone needs to get shot they get shot, and that and it's just as simple as that I think
I didn't do anything wrong
No, I didn't know there you go
there it is yeah forgot that this was a
department's car and not personally owned
graph graph no this is where we have to go
hey sorry but you got this fix do you
kidding me well why are you parked like
that why are you parked in all incoming
lines I should arrest you right now for
reckless driving I just got his fixed
and why do you actually kidding me
what the fuck listen over here we
don't drive on this side of the side
of the road okay I was just dropping
someone off I was just dropping a
Climb off. Okay, sir don't escalate
You guys got the sandalde
Hello, look son. All right, sir as respectfully as possible. I'm here right now
I'm here right now cuz they're not now you look stupid now
I don't know because I'm here right now. I don't tell them all right. I've egg on my face
All right. All right. I'll see you soon. I love you. Sorry about that. There's a situation in Polito
Where's the other one and EMS is being sexually harassed
He's outside would you like me to fetch him
It was pretty cool what you did
That was not fucked up what was fucked up was you stabbing me you psycho
You're trying to get me killed
I'm trying to save your life
Hey, go in with any Jensen
There's no song. Yes, whatever you're done with this guy. That's fine. I just look listen listen listen listen
I'm gonna give you a warning. Okay. I'm giving you a formal warning mr. D. John. Don't do it again
I appreciate it. Okay. Absolutely. Yeah, that's they you keep driving like that your job is gonna be whatever they tell you do in prison
washing the dishes
cuddling bovis whatever maybe okay clean up the driving
It might be washing Bo vice
Yeah, Bo vise might be the dishes that night
Don't just get in a little testy.
Oh, okay.
Excuse me.
There's a lot of people coming in the courier, I'll say, hey, how's it going?
I should be here in a minute or two.
We could stop probably without them.
Alright.
I'll be here for the duration of the case.
Hello.
Alright, so you're good to get started with that cornwood wrangler?
He's walking him right now.
Oh, there he is.
He's right there.
This dick bag.
Dick bag.
River.
Listen, River, you've had sex with so many people, you're the dick bag.
Rangler.
That's fucked up wrangling
I'm the what now okay apparently the arresting officer so just make oh
Technically the victim cornwood would have been the arresting officer. That's fine. We can figure this out attempted murder of government employee
Yeah, I would also like to request
That she be held and charged with
with accessory to serial assaults and killings for Psycarter.
That is fucked up.
Okay, well we can talk about that after.
We'll talk about that after. That's fine.
So just DC Chargers that she's looking at right now, that's what you want to do for right now?
Yeah, you know what that sounds like. Actually, let's do conspiracy as well.
Conspiracy for what?
She was talking about seducing a miner for cocaine.
We'll get into that. We'll get into that.
Yeah, she said something about extortion of...
We'll get into it. Guys can explain in a second.
You guys are on a roast, nothing you guys say will matter anyway.
Alright.
We'll just let that charge then.
Okay.
River, how do you plead to the charge of attention-bird recommend employee?
I'm not guilty.
She stabbed me!
It was self-defense.
How do you plead to the charge of criminal possession of firearms?
I was standing there!
Alright.
I had that gun.
Yeah.
You don't feel me?
Okay.
How do you plead to the charge of conspiracy?
Not guilty.
Okay.
One of you guys had that to her charges list, we'll take a look at that.
I'll do it.
I'm gonna press you against the wall and put you in the back of the head if I have to detain you
Or just punch me like you did the other day
That is not gonna help for your
Charge should be added your owner look look hold on we don't need to be talking about sexual fantasies or none of that
Okay, let's just
Dick all right, if you're gonna be given testimony go and raise your hand for me
All four of us over here will be
Boy, it's oyster. Hmm. Thanks for the 10 gifted
Appreciate that and thank you to everyone that's made this possible
I'll go first
It was a beautiful day
The sunny day a day filled with hope
My co-captain Cornwood had finally returned from his
hiatus
where he achieved
The lifetime achievement reward in some sort of a League of Legends
I'm assuming that's a bowling league for the
For overweight retired sheriffs in their 50s
which you would think would be a sort of niche but it's actually a pretty big
demographic. Anyways, hope was in my eyes as I saw Cornwood approach. I thought, wow
finally getting this department back on its feet. Returning it to its true glory
of its former self. But quickly everything turned. Cornwood not knowing
of course it's not his fault. Suggested that we go to the burger shop. I warned him. That
place is a little run down. Special Agent Bench Guy commented on how it really went downhill
ever since they took away the torpedo, which I would agree. I don't think it's a coincidence.
The torpedo, uh, loss was a devastating blow to everyone. I don't think anyone here is
going to disagree with that. Anyways, corn went into his ignorance. Not his fault,
still ignorant. Suggested that we go to the burger shop.
I tried to warn him cornwood, that place is kind of a run down shit hole now. All they
do is hire, it looks like they do job recruitment at trailer parks with all the juggalos that
work there. But he didn't know and sometimes seeing is believing. So we agreed to take
him to burger shop. My suspicions and everything I said were validated as River Chiva quickly
approached us in the parking lot upon arrival. Of course, this was after the doors were locked,
despite it being the middle of the day on a Thursday afternoon. I'm assuming that a
shaggy two dopes, new single came out or something, and the employees were shooting
meth in the back while listening to it. Regardless, we were approached by River
Achieva in the parking lot and that's when she began to go on and on about how it's my fault
that Psy Carter beats her without mercy with a strong fist of pissed off trailer trash fueled
with Mountain Dew Code Red and Midday Talk Show programs.
And like it is.
She went on and on about how it's my fault.
I said, River, it's your fault.
You keep getting with the guy.
If anything, I should charge you with accessory
to serial assaults and murders or whatever it is
Because you keep putting yourself in that position.
You're letting him do this to you.
You're enabling him to serial assault you.
Alright, pause.
Yes.
That was the most ridiculous victim-blaving I've ever heard in my life.
Okay, go ahead.
Well, I mean, she's providing the means for him to commit those crimes.
Do you really want this case never to be scheduled?
Which one?
The one you're blatantly talking about frequently in front of two judges in this time zone you inconsiderate buck. Hey, okay
I'm sorry
Her charges have nothing to do with him. That's completely separate
And why are you speaking about the facts of that case at length? Listen?
Everything I just said is on the docket, and I'm sorry
Is it a surprise that River gets beat by Psy Carter? Is that really gonna ruin the whole case crane?
All right, let's move on. Is if that hasn't been put on a goddamn banner and tied behind a fucking plane and float around the yeah
Sorry
That's probably sigh right there taking his aggression out on some lowly street worker
So anyways, I'll get to the point here
River became enraged and started telling us how she manipulates some child to sell cocaine for her or something
I don't know what that was about
Uh, at that point she said, I'm gonna make you hurt, how Psy Carter makes me hurt.
Or something like that.
She just started blaming me for stuff.
She pulls on a knife and stabs me.
That's when Cornwood, heroically, okay, uh, heroically says, what the hell?
River turns the blade towards him, smirks, and starts giggling.
That's when she says under her breath, I'm about to, I'm about to bleed you like
a pig boy.
though immediately snaps into action without hesitation dodges the first
knife thrust that River tries to put into his gut he then takes that momentum
elbows her wrist the knife falls from her hand he karate chops her in the neck
turns her around slapped some cuffs on her in one swift motion didn't even give
me a chance oh and why would he why would he you didn't deserve a chance then
and you don't deserve a chance in here. Find this woman guilty.
All right, anybody from the police?
I have any questions for Mr. Rangler?
Find one. Going twice.
All right, I do have one question.
OK, what's your question?
Captain Wrangler.
Yes.
Does this look like the knife that stabbed you?
It looks like it. Yes.
It also looks like the knife from the screen movies, for some reason.
Why does it look like that?
You should ask him how it feels in his stomach when you stab him with it
It feels like river did it is what it feels like
I please just do it. He needs
For the record, what was the line that she said about she's thinking about stabbing somebody
I've been standing here. Uh, she was gonna make me hurt. How sigh made her hurt
I'm gonna stick you and bleed you like a pig sure it wasn't a I'd take pleasure in getting you boy
Maybe it was that it the whole thing sounded very deliverance see right yeah
Is that knife that you put out that the one that was on her person?
That is correct. Yeah
guilty
Hey Shapiro. Oh
my god
Why is fucking Shapiro here remember do you have any questions or
Here are you her? Yes, I have a question Wrangler. Are you hang on?
Here are you her attorney?
No, she can handle herself. She's smart. Okay
River
Are you trying to get me killed actively?
No, I'm trying to save your life by pressing these charges on psych harder and requesting the death penalty
regular did you put people up to recording side trying to kill me to get
him to try to kill me did I put people up to it yeah yeah how was this yeah how
was this relevant to your charges today because I was fearing for my life did
this happen today no okay so what does it have to do with the charges today
because I'm scared of Wrangler is trying to get me killed no I'm not
not. Okay, can you repeat your question? Rangler, did you have the Fingals convinced
Cy to harm me so you could record it and get him in a murder investigation? Okay, hang
on. Were you murdered? Hang on. Well, did I? No, I said trying to get me murdered. Maybe
a little. But I'm pretty sure I said just follow around and see what he does. Okay,
I did it.
Damn it.
That's all I got.
Wrangler, you got anything to say to that back?
All right.
Prosecution would like to call Captain Cornwood.
Hi, Mr. Cornwood.
Sorry, sir.
I know you just sat down.
I don't remember exactly what I said.
Whenever you're ready.
Well, as I recall, first off, you know, it was my first day back, like, like old
Like old Captain Wrangler said, I was getting a lifetime achievement award being inducted into the League of Legends
That went great. That was fantastic. I came back and it was just kind of getting my bearings under me and
Special agent guy and
As we went to the burger shop
I was hungry as hell.
We came upon this lady right here and we had to talk with her about potential child trafficking,
drug, drug sales, illegal stuff, black tar heroin, what else you talk about crack cocaine.
She said that she had gotten crack cocaine from a child before, but we didn't really
get to the bottom of that before she got frustrated.
Then she pulled her knife out and then chose to attack Wrangler
Then she's on immediately
Was able to thanks for the five gift when she swung at me right after twelve hours on the clock
Oh, man, we're making it into date day three. I was able to
Disarm gonna be all week. Maybe I'm prepared for it. I elbowed her wrist
We got a lot of chase thoughts to turn her around. That's the real good content and
And the late night chase watch party sure we did have the rest of the PD show up and she was arrested
Dark ash, thanks for the five
No questions are I do
Do you believe that River had sexual relations with the child for drugs
question why why she said that she did soft okay listen um have you ever met
anyone worse than river worse male I met a lot of bad people but she's definitely
in that category I mean you know from just meeting somebody first off I'm
gonna go ahead and start with the she started off on the wrong foot with me
but having burger shot closed and I was starving. So you already started in the negatives and then
within five minutes of meeting her, uh, she stabbed you. So yeah, no, I'd say pretty much per capita
of time. Uh, she's probably one of the worst people I've ever met. Yeah.
Do you think that she intentionally closed the burger shot to compromise emergency service
a new trial? Okay. Absolutely. Wow. Uh, do you think stabbing someone in the gut while
while they're unsuspecting, is a form of extreme violence.
Oh yeah.
Showed you fucking extreme violence.
No!
I'm crazy!
We already did, man.
You already did.
You did, you did do that already.
Just the story.
Well, I think I'm paying a pretty clear picture here.
I got no further questions for Cornwood,
but actually I do have one further question
for you, Cornwood.
Do you think that even the death penalty
would be justice for what River has done today.
Oh, hell, I think in most cases, the death penalty would be, uh,
would be an honor. Well,
are you talking about for me to do it or somebody else for,
do you think that she should be killed for what she did?
Of course. Absolutely. She's a criminal.
All right. No further questions.
Maybe you sigh was right this whole time.
River, you got any questions?
Cornwood, how long have you known Wrangler?
Well, damn you're talking about everything you know.
Do you think he would just try to get somebody killed
because he's sick of them?
Absolutely not.
Oh, objection, even though he already answered,
that's horrible to say and a little slanderous.
It's the truth.
It's not the truth.
Have you ever seen Wrangler do any shady things, Cornwood?
Nope.
Excuse me?
I have no further questions for this lying pickhead.
You stab me in a burger shop parking lot.
So what do you do?
Understand you under oath, right?
So if you're lying, that's a charge.
I've never seen Wrangler do nothing shady.
The only thing I've seen from
Kevin Wrangler here is good police work.
That's right.
I just want to clear
by shady, do you mean sitting under a tree
strumming a banjo?
Or do you mean like
corrupt shit?
Okay, oh corruption. I mean still no, but yeah, I misunderstood but no, I never seen
right nothing
All right, I got a question sir
Oh, you mentioned that all criminals should be killed correct? Well if it's bad enough
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And uh, do you think stealing a car is bad?
Well, I mean depends is it a v8? Is it a
I don't know you tell me you're the one with the joy riding record. Oh
I don't think so
No, I think I was enjoying
Yeah, I was enjoying
Have you not slept oh Jesus Christ all right
All right, 10-4, all right, who's next bat prosecution will be calling deputy Connor stumble
Yeah, it has been a dope sub-a-thon all right pretty cut and joint I arrived on scene to find mr. Cornwood
With one River Cheever detained also witnessed Randy Wrangler on the ground in a pool of blood
This is to make sure make sure
once come back on duty. All right. He's been stabbed. All right. Had been seeing the evidence.
There was just a single droplet of blood, which I catalogged in the evidence. On top of that,
multiple times, River Chiba was, you know, I would say gloating about the fact that she's just
taken down her anger. You can see in my statement, I've recorded the fact that she said, and I
I would do it again one day because when questioned in the cell blocks of MRPD
I said why did you stab Wrangler? Oh, let me say did you stab him? She said yeah, I did and I would do it again
She Miranda my god a phone. Yes. She was sir. Jesus Christ twice. Oh
My god
She would do it again. She said because I was defending my life
Drinking thanks for the five in my life and then also, you know talking in reference to the fact 12 hour
Damn, this might go first. It's my go for some of these charges on her
but
You know, I try to explain to her your honor is that stabbing someone does not justify
Corruption if there was any
Yeah, they mentioned that she's gone to the IA roots and I said if you wish to go through the IA roots
Then why would you kind of like undermine that by stabbing it?
There are ways to get through, you know,
miss work for an officer.
I ain't sure stabbing them.
No.
Not the correct method.
She admitted to doing that in the cells.
Eventually she was just kind of like screw it.
Block trial.
And that's why we're here.
She'd already admitted it.
She'd already said she had done the crime.
Here we are.
This ugly son of a bitch is pumping the whole city.
And basically you are fucking stupid.
How just watch the frigiddy.
Yeah, we got anything. I do.
Do you honestly believe that if given the opportunity,
River would stab me again in a burger shop parking lot.
One thousand percent doesn't have to be burger shop could be
Reese's rest to any parking anywhere.
She'd do it. Yeah. No, do you have children?
No, no, I don't. If you did have children,
Would you trust them to be watched by river?
No, no way.
No way.
Okay.
She was a prisoner.
Yeah.
Do you think that she is a bad person?
It's sort of his previous experience in the department of corrections and was a
guard watching over river.
Yeah, she's bad.
She was in me.
She's been in multiple times.
She's been in prison.
She'll go there again.
She's a bad person.
Is she unreformable?
I don't believe anyone is unreformable. I just believe some people have a metric ton of work and that's for the chamber
All right
Okay, I got no further questions
Remember any questions
No
Yeah
All right, that's you making a statement
Honestly for the sake of brevity, I think we can skip mine. I was with stumble
Okay, it'll be exactly the same. Is there anything you want to bring up in the evidence?
Are we going to the river side?
Just look over the possession charges obviously the scene and I
Mean if you want you can use my testimony as well. It's in there
Yes, I do
Oh
I want to paint a picture judges
Wrangler has been actively trying to get me killed for at least a month
month now. In several incidences, he has hired people to come after me, well to convince
Psy to come after me. He tells Psy I'm cheating on him. He actually told me in the cells, when
I said, are you trying to get me killed? He said yes, because then I'd have an open
and shut murder investigation instead of Psy. And for Psy, even in this case, you've
heard him trying to push the death penalty on me. I feared for my life in that murder
shop parking lot. That is why I am not guilty. I stabbed him because I needed to try to get
to him before he got to me.
That is all.
Brandler, anybody got questions for that?
I have a question. Yeah, how long were we talking before you stabbed me?
A couple minutes.
All right, if you were so scared, why didn't you immediately stab me?
Well, I had to wait for Bench Guy to walk away because he would shoot me in the fucking
head.
Okay, so you premeditated it not really it was in the moment
I was like oh I could stab him now, but bench guy will just shoot me and then bench guy walked away
So I was like alright here's my opportunity to save my own life
So you'd say you've meditated it two minutes. Yeah, two minutes prior. Yeah
No, it's more the opportunity presented itself
Two minutes after you thought about it. Yep
Do you believe Sy Carter deserves the death penalty? I do not why?
Why?
It's all just a big misunderstanding.
Thank God your double wide trailer doesn't have stairs if you'd be falling down them
every day.
Okay, I'll rob you of that.
No more of that commentary.
Are you all done with the river?
You got more questions?
One question.
River Cheever.
Is this your knife?
Hell yeah, it is.
Can I have it back?
Nope.
Please?
Nope.
Fine.
Nope
Fine
All right, I have nothing further unless anyone else does they might all right. I got a question
Miss Chiever you're admitting to stabbing Captain Wrangler with a knife
And your claim is that you were in fear for your life
Yes, you have satisfied the first provision of the stand your ground
Legislation, what is the second provision miss Chiever? I don't know
Well, I'm here to tell you, the second provision is that you must take all steps available
to you to avoid using the deadly force, such as running away, hiding, taking cover, telling
the person you have a deadly weapon, telling the person you will use it.
Can I speak on that, Your Honor?
No.
The last time I ran away, they beat me down.
I said no.
Oh, well, that's true.
We're gonna do that.
And coughed me and shoved me in a trunk.
You're getting 25 months contempt all right
We did do that yeah, actually why did you
Because they would chase me beat me down to throw me in a trunk, okay
I did not I actually walked
Thank you, your honor. Yeah, that's mine. I gotta tell you about that one
Yeah, so it's a whole thing, you know, they're trying to paint me as a goddamn criminal the HOS
is.
The bar god damn criminal that deserves to get stabbed repeatedly.
Hey listen, maybe if Si would stab you repeatedly a little more you wouldn't be such a B word.
He calls me about a lot.
Thank you.
Look, the HOA, you know I had a situation where I had to break into Andy's house.
What the hell?
Yeah, yeah the former mayor.
Well, she's married to Denzel and he shot a person at the farmers market and everyone told me he did it
So then I went to Andy's house because I know they're dating
also someone said that she was there and
his bike was at the house and
Then I heard some screaming inside, so I went to make sure he wasn't killing other people
You sure nobody died yeah, they're saying I violated their fourth amendment right, you know unlawful search and seizure
But you know we're gonna be saying that we had a
Exigent circumstances
Right and I forced my way in that home
Yeah, I thought I thought Andrews all about it. Is that right?
Yeah, I thought of everything it knows. Oh, hey, Lou. I was just about to call you
100 meters above them. Yeah, is that right? Okay. Well, uh, well, you know cornered if you want to watch this drawlet
It should be a good one or you know, you can get back out there and I can get with you later
It's up to you. Yeah, I'll stick around actually. Okay. All right. This is a Louie's my lawyer
How the custody here you go for
For your kids, right? Oh, yeah, I lost all of them. Oh, well, that's okay. You can make more
I mean, I kind of need the TLDR on this one again, because I called you an hour and a half ago.
God, damn it, Lou.
You don't remember this one at all.
I do, but come here real quick.
I like mystery.
Hey, so you never told me that you had a ride along during this, and they were with you for about ten minutes outside of the house,
and never heard any screams or anything along those lines?
Who?
Emma?
Emma was not with me outside of the house.
That's not true at all.
She's she's gonna testify to the I dropped Emma off
Before I went to the house
That's actually a lie cuz she she went to go meet with them
Yeah, okay, so this is what happened so I'm with Emma at the farmers market
We get this
Do you think narrative is better here
I don't know
I mean, I think you could just get there with questions, right? Yeah, no, we're good
So she was riding along with me. We got this call up to the farmers market about this Denzel situation with Andy
People on scene name him is the guy that shot this person and left on a motorcycle
I
I don't remember if I talked to the victim. I think he did actually I think he did you know what?
Yes, he did. Yes, he did he he said
I pushed the puro and he's gonna let you do hearsay so long as it's in the evidence
Which the evidence says that the witness said it was him. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. He did
So the victim says that
Hello
I'll talk about after this
Are you're ending him?
Woohoo!
Ending him.
Chill out.
Alright, first off, uh, this is gonna be a super quick verdict, as since probably got
another case coming up.
Uh, not guilty on conspiracy, you guys, like, briefly mentioned it and didn't really go into
it besides...
She said that she was gonna stab me!
Here today!
She said...
She said conspiracy about drug sales with a kid, not about the stabbing.
Well, it's still a conspiracy, right?
She's just a conspirator.
Well, if she said that she was gonna stab me, I'm gonna send her pre-meditation
for the attempt at her.
Oh my god.
criminal threat so we might have been able to push that.
You probably could have pushed that, but she hasn't been found guilty of criminal threats
and she's already pled guilty to the possession of a firearm so and it sounds like she had
no remorse whatsoever so I'm just going to go ahead and what's her time and time?
Let me drop the conspiracy.
You got it?
Yeah, I got it.
It's fine.
Okay, so a conspiracy, drop that.
Give me a moment.
There's 25 additional.
uh oh yeah and then uh so it's 52 months 104 months per roll and then $3,900
i'm sorry what was the month in front 52 months with 104 months per roll okay she can uh
have this oh my god bitch body lifts
get her detain her detain her till she's dead
oh man you're not to keep your hands to yourself cordwood no oh my god is that
is that cream oh my god yeah that's how you get wrangler put her in Hamcos
to see Hamcos right I'm gonna detain her until she can't breathe yeah yeah good
work we did it well 95 yeah you were right your honor no remorse you were
I like the whole time
You just can't learn
So 125 months plus the rest of it
All right, can you guys actually handle this I got talk with Luke because I'm being sued by the HOA leader their leaders the white devil
Oh, they're not that anymore. They're the hogs of Arizona or something
I mean, all we need is that, you know, I thought we needed her to then tell you, I mean, that,
yeah, that's fine.
I just responded.
We don't really need her anymore.
okay that's all fine uh... if if you know he's if you don't want to be here
i just thought that sent you you know did a large part of the investigation
that you might want to speak on behalf of it but that's okay
but he's to be honest i've already tried but every single time
if their lawyers worth their grain and salt
will shut me down say that i'm testifying on behalf of somebody and
it's hearsay but you
uh... no no no because you are but you interviewed these people and you
got these statements
Yeah, Wrangler, but not to cut you guys off.
We don't need her if you responded and someone told you it was Denzel.
OK, all right, that's fine.
That's fine. We'll just we'll just point to we'll just point to the report.
Yeah, I just don't want to make it convoluted.
That's OK. That's fine.
If you guys think that's best, that's OK.
I just thought that we'd call you in here anyways.
I can be here. No, it's no.
You know, that's that's going to shut me down a lot.
Yep, that's fine.
So anyway, you maybe can be here while I talk to Lou though, you don't guess I miss anything
Yeah, all right appreciate that
Okay, so Lou
Hey mayor
So basically like I said got this call Emma was with me at the time
Let's talk over here
Okay, so Emma was with me when I got the call up to the farmers market the victim said that it was Denzel
Someone else on scene and said it was Denzel as well
Said that he drove away on a motorcycle. I attempted to call them. They want an answer
They mentioned that Andy was with them, too
I went to Andy's house to see if they were there before I got there
I dropped Emma off around the corner because she wanted to go
I asked her to try to get them into custody or to try to have
They meet her somewhere and Emma refused to do that. So I dropped her off
And she also mentioned that she worked with them on some sort of
construction business
So that she was not so that she was not willing to
Assist me with getting them in custody which could be important because that can kind of paint her as you know wanting to
You know, but I mean you really want to
Get your former or like maybe future pump mayor
there on like aiding in a bedding. Is that something you really want to
it's not aiding in a bedding, but it definitely makes her testimony of not
hearing anyone there. Um, a little murky and also, okay, so let me just finish
show. Um, so I drop her off at her house, which is, uh, you know, down
the block of their house. And then I go to, um, I go to Andy's house. I
see Denzel's bike there. And I wait there for a little bit to see if anyone would show
up. Probably about 10, 15 minutes I'm there. And then I hear screaming. So that's when
I decide to go into the home. And no one was inside as well? No one was inside. I mean,
did someone leave a movie running? Where'd the screaming come from? I don't know. There
There wasn't anything inside.
I wasn't able to identify the source.
God, yeah.
Can you search anything?
Nope.
Lots of exigent circumstance, so I don't see the issue.
Well, locals, I think it actually was a lot.
If you listed on my body, you actually can't hear it.
Yeah.
We'll roll with that.
All right.
Because I was taking the testimony from the victim at the hospital when you were around that.
Yeah.
Yeah, so this will be a little different Lou, I think than the this one is a little more concrete
We have someone on scene saying it's Denzel then I have
Denzel's bike
in the driveway
That he you know, it was still running I think if you look at the picture. I think you could see some exhaust
No dispatch calls. I know
All right, give me a second here Lou. I'll bear back. I'm gonna get some food before this starts
and also get smaller.
Alright, so basically you were in hot pursuit up there,
however, you did not have enough to enter the house,
even though his bike was there.
At least you felt that way.
And then you heard locals in the backyard, I think.
Yelling inside of the house,
and then that's when you finally believed
that you had enough PC to enter without a warrant.
Think he's thinking about something.
Yeah, he's probably looking at the report.
Locals in the backyard, I think.
But I would say that the best course of action
is as an circumstance that he acted in good faith and believing that Denzel was on the
property and that someone was also being hurt after receiving her from multiple sources at
Toledo Farmers Market where she shot people.
We can operate on good faith belief that someone is being harmed.
It's one of our...
Yeah, of course.
Your preservation of life.
Yeah, preservation of life.
The only issue I see is that it's his word against their word at this point.
I mean, that's kind of better for us.
At least I would think it is.
As long as they don't get underneath his skin, I think it'll be fun.
How's it going up there?
She never eluded us working with people, but if this is going to be weird because
we have two judges that are going to be at a court case for this.
I would say that a phone subpoena should be easy for us to acquire and that will be the best judge on who's
Yeah, she gave consent then get it
Situated and I can literally hand it to them now. I'm in the court. I was right
Oh, okay
What the fuck?
IRL Pertock plushy wait that's on sick
Hello crime mayors
per-cock plushy way that's on sick hello crime mayors sorry what was that
couldn't hear you I said hello crime mayors you talking to me yes why are
you talking to me like that it's a free free country okay hello shit cop you
You okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
Okay.
Somehow Abdul is the least corrupt mayor in this room.
Actually, that's not true. It's the only one that's in the beach.
That doesn't mean it's the only one that's in the beach.
Well, I'm right here, you guys.
Hey, Abdul.
I'm right here. I'm right here. I switched to God.
Well, all four mayors in the same room. It's like the Avengers.
It's like the Avengers, man.
She's right over there with the blue hair Abdul may have embezzled a million dollars
But I don't remember when he went to the farmers market and started executing people at his free will
Well a lot of witnesses sure do
Correction beans were never any low my god
Did you eat the nail to
It's not good with the nail you can't eat it with the nail
Hey, so Shapiro said that like I said you can commit hearsay, right?
You arrest him for those warrants after this, all right, okay
He goes back on his word fuck him. All right. I mean is it really here?
Well, why are the witnesses here?
I mean more like because I'm a bad lawyer
Use a ladder on like I said it was already scheduled, but it was you know in discovery
So then I asked up here and I'm like do I have to you know?
Possibly fuck this up and push it back even more or can we come over here?
So he's like we can come over here step. Okay, but if you're a fucking scumbag. Oh, I
Think you'll be okay
I'm literally a witness I'm gonna prosecute it yeah well River just came to me and said that she was getting accomplished charges
But look you can't she's the one who's accused of being abused
I have no idea the only thing that was posted was for a side carder. Okay. I don't know what that is about
Okay, time to lose fucker. You fat loser fucker. He goes back to him every time
Can't do that. That's uh, it's prosecutorial misconduct. No, I mean it's guys not following
But he's subbed for two months
But the rest of his chat log is like normally talking
You know M and I need to talk
Okay, I thought you guys sorted it out last night.
Oh, yes, so far.
Uh, we're still trying to figure it out.
I don't really know.
Aw, well, you know, at least you guys are still trying, you know?
You're giving her some chance.
Sure.
Hmm.
I think, I think depends.
Oh, come on, Brangley, you know you love her.
I don't know.
I love Pumping-er.
Yeah, you also love Pumping-er.
Yeah, you guys know.
That was a lose.
I love that, but uh, you know, I was being trick.
Only because I thought it was the mayor.
What?
I need to go get some food for a couple of hours.
I'll be right back.
I thought that was the mayor's penis.
Hey, why is uh, why is Mr. Lark here?
I'm sorry, Mr. Dean.
I'm not a Mr. Winslow.
Oh.
Alright.
He just started.
Nothing.
He said my name.
Oh.
Okay, the mayor's over there.
Good.
Stay in here.
Yeah, I'm right here.
Good one.
Probably not important.
As he driving comedian is in the back. Thank you. We have miss haze
Wait for mr. Hallow and miss haze driving the jug shopping aspect of this
I don't really think I'm gonna be able to do too much about that in terms of a
Retrial because retrials really don't happen due to lack of judges
It's just really not a thing that happens
But I can probably take some bar licenses for it or at least get some strikes or something
I don't know so I forgot. Thank you for the five gifted subs appreciate that
Jesus have Jimmy after this. I don't I'm not just roll around with cornwood honestly
layer
Would you call me?
Fingal do yeah, that sounds like fun. I didn't know corn would do back
You just salad or a sandwich
Uh, I don't I don't get it if everyone hates the character like why is it a rainboard doesn't mean realize he's kind of ruining
How does it feel to be at all and what in this case?
I actually don't mind it, but who else is being sued here, isn't it just me?
Oh
The primary defendant I don't mind it the less my name is on the dock at the better
Lucky Luciano, thank you so much
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Salad sandwich it depends on the it depends on the sound depends on the
Sandwich normally I'd lead to her I'd lead towards sandwich though
No.
Here we go, Panther!
Who's going to suck the dick?
Nov, D-Vad.
Dive-Vad.
Thanks for the five gifted.
How many subs last 24 hours?
I can check.
It says 3,847 subs since this thing has started.
started with the outstanding motions regarding the evidence going back
very good not specifically let those unresolved we're gonna have mr. Hallow
here take point on hearing part of the extra five solving them before we get
started with the actual trial hello oh Jesus honor mr. Hallow everything that he
objected to or rebutted to we actually it's fine we don't need it oh okay well
That's done them. I did it. Okay, so specifically I'm just gonna make sure on the record we go through this and what's the status
When you be conflict out of this case well if he rules against us we just report on people see there's how we play this and
Defense has withdrawn
Their exhibit a so the C3 and a are withdrawn from the defense
I think blue over here said the people but yeah, he's the defendant. Oh
Apologies
That's fine
See
I believe the people what is what?
What's being the throne so the people of that one report that was not relevant
The district attorney that's the only thing prosecuting body. Yeah, and then there was a picture that was already on the report
I'll show you the state
Because the people are not being sued the department is
I understood your honor, uh, correct. C3 is being stricken and defenses a
We're never gonna sleep. I slept great
On camera right defenses bc1 and c2 are on the I had the warm glow of chase comforting me
There was an objection about uh, one of them being redundant, but if it is then it won't matter anyway
You saw my boner. Oh my god
That's so embarrassing
Oh my god
You didn't see me? That's pretty... it's dark in here.
We'll go ahead with the reading of the statement of claim.
Proceed with that, you know, in a second.
I'm getting pulled up, Ptok!
I'm actually getting pulled up, Ptok!
Oh, God!
All right, so, uh, Plaintiffs have brought a civil case here against the
Polito Bay Sheriff's Office, and specifically, uh, Randy Wrangler.
The statement of claim is as follows.
On the 17th of December 2021, the plaintiff selected Randy Wrangler performed a warrantless search
on the Rockford Hills signed property and abode the plaintiff's claim primarily owned by Andy Jones
and legal residents of one Denzel Williams. Plaintiff's claim that Captain Wrangler not only broke
Ms. Jones and Mr. Denzel's riots against warrantless search, but property damage was
alleged to have been done to the roof, front door and interior. Roof. Plaintiffs are seeking
for relief $30,000 for violation of their fourth amendment rights against unreasonable
search and seizure and $10,000 for repairs to the damage done to the home in question.
Plaintiffs are being represented by attorney Howard Shapiro
and the defense here is represented by attorney Luke Cole. We'll go ahead and proceed
to hear opening statements from Mr. Shapiro first.
$10,000 dollar door. I mean, UwU is $2,000, so it makes sense.
Today, we will discuss the willful disregard for protected rights held by the public at
large by Captain Randy Wrangler. We will discuss the damage he caused to the property and
the unwarranted breach of a property he shouldn't have been on in the first place. Captain
Wrangler displayed willful disregard for the laws of protection which we hold dear.
He is not an ignorant man as he is well known to conduct raids on many individuals.
So with that in mind, we must hold Captain Randy Wrangler to such a standard as he should
know better than anyone else.
The plaintiff alleges that my client breached the Fourth Amendment rights of Andy Jones
and Denzel Williams.
This is not the case, however.
As Randy Wrangler, sorry, Captain Randy Wrangler, believed a person was an imminent danger inside
of the house, causing for him to take the actions he had to in order to preserve life.
Coupled with the fact that he was searching for a violent fugitive, any reasonable officer
would have done the same thing entering that house and through his testimony we will
show that today.
strong strong Lou strong that's complete sarcasm or not no i'm serious it's
really strong sure and sweet i like it all right we will then go ahead and
proceed to uh with i wouldn't test money or anything of the sort uh mr
Shapiro who we'd be calling first at this time to claim it calls cane lark
to the stand i don't see it came lark we have a
The Yager Demon Blood.
Yager Dipshit.
Oh, yes, Mr. Demon Blood.
Thank you.
Sorry about that clerical error by Mr. Spiro.
Yeah, no problem, Creme.
Oh!
Is that for me?
Mr. Demon Blood, do you affirm the testimony you're about to give before this court shall
be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but it under penalty of perjury, so help
you, Nikita.
Yeah.
All right, Mr. Spiro, you're witness.
Can you state your name for the court?
Yeah, I got it.
OK, can you look at evidence claimant D for us?
What the fuck is that?
Are you able to look on the court docket?
Yeah, give me a second.
Let me bring it up on my phone here.
Yeah, yeah, I can.
I guess you can do anything.
Yeah, I got it.
OK, you have it open?
Yeah, I think so.
Have you seen these images before?
Let me look through them real quick.
People in the gallery can direct their attention
to the big screen for reference.
Oh, yeah, of course.
OK, where have you seen these images from?
It's a police, sir.
This is where my uncle lives.
Do you know who took these pictures?
I'm not really sure.
It's so long.
I mean the police did but I don't know it's specific like after having met him in real life
and conflicted on that what he likes to make people angry
all right yeah I was there
all right
yes thank you that's so this is house
no this is Andy's house hello
What's up, y'all, man?
Okay.
All right, good witness.
Oh, yeah, am I the witness?
Am I the witness?
Uh, I don't know.
You're not a witness in this.
No, he's good.
He's good.
All right, you're excused.
That's my interview.
That's fucking a big game.
Thanks so much.
Go back to League.
Who the fuck was that?
I don't know.
That was worse than me on the other case.
It's like a birdie.
so long
It's time the claimant's calls mr. Winslow to the stand
All right, mr. Winslow
Who's this?
I don't fucking know. Hey, I need to be dismissed as a witness before I can
Uh, your honor if I may uh, can I recuse uh officer haze?
why
I called her cautionary as a caution prior to speaking with Wrangler, however we do not
need her as a witness anymore.
That's your ride.
I know, I think it would have been good to have her in the pocket too, but what can
you do?
I'm just going to speak the truth, the whole business, but the truth, so I'll help
you, Vickita.
I do.
Okay, Mr. Winslow, I only have a few questions for you.
Can you state your full name for the court record?
a Winslow Winslow did you have any contact with myths Jones or Mr. Williams in
December 17th 2021 yes I had an interview for the smoking gun business
that they own oh son of a bitch meeting occur I didn't know that I would say
about an hour and a half before the storm give or take 15 minutes okay and
And how long did it proceed?
God damn it.
Now I need a new cigarette place.
What exactly did you speak about during this meeting?
My strengths and weaknesses as a worker.
Son of a bitch.
I would handle certain situations
regarding working the booth or them.
Just discussed my past here in the city.
Just had some cordial conversation as well.
At any time, did you notice any police
trying to contact either of them?
Nope, not to my knowledge.
There was no phone ringing, and they didn't even
glance at their phone while we were talking.
At any time, did Miss Jones or Mr. Williams
alert to you anything noteworthy?
Nope, they were kind of talking to each other.
I did.
They were talking to me about the interview.
OK.
I have no further questions for this witness, your honor.
Mr. Cole.
One second, your honor.
Hello, Mr. Winslow.
What are we going for with this? What happened at the end of quit bro bro ski? Thanks for the five gifted
From the interview I walked back up to my spear and they stayed to they said discuss the interview
All right, so you left and they you miss chase we all do it looks like correct
I mean they were on the end of the pier and I went to my car and then drove off
So yes, they're out of my line of sight
and you said there's about half hour left in storm
they're about to eat all right no questions
your bad witnesses so far
are they just gonna say that they weren't ever the ones who stabbed
you're gonna win I don't know what the defense is here
well considering the loss of my friend though
it's literally just exigent circumstance it doesn't matter if
Yeah, I don't know, Lou.
I don't know.
May I proceed to your honor?
We're both Ms. Jones and Mr. Williams
present during the entire duration of the meeting.
Here we go, Prancer!
Who's gonna suck the dick?
Okay.
I think that's what they're going for.
There's not even a time on this report.
I mean, we have all this witness statement.
Also, wait.
All right, Mr. Winslow, you can step down there.
We have his motorcycle at the fucking house
Weird okay at this time the claimants would like to call Andy Jones to the stand
Right miss Jones, man. You went stand, please. This is a weird defense. Yes, sir
Oh, I guess we're the defense and do you affirm the testimony you're about to give for this court should be
Nothing but under the penalty of perjury. So help you vigor. Yes, sir. All right. You're witness mr. Spiro
Can you please state your full name and your occupation for the record?
Andy Jones, former two-time back-to-back defending mayoral champion, business owner.
Okay, help run a book club account.
I believe it counts.
Do you recall any major events occurring on the 17th of December?
Yes, that doesn't really matter though.
I guess it matters, but...
Do any of these events revolve around your home?
Where is your home? Yeah, I know that they weren't at the fucking house. I went in that bitch
I went in that motherfucker they weren't there at this time
It's just an accurate depiction of the properties you own
And now I would like to point you claim it's
Basement door that led to the roof classic
Croped out the charges
Yeah, all right
Do you have it, Miss Jones?
Yes, I do.
Okay, is this your poem?
Yes, it is.
Hey, there she is.
I am way, I'm way, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Man, you got a hot sister.
Can you see anything irregular about these pictures
in relation to your home?
Yes, there are cops all over my house,
or at least Wrangler looks like, but other police
people's at my home as well, without my knowledge.
In the third picture, can you describe what you see there?
The one with Wrangler climbing on my roof?
At the circle?
Yes.
Uh, yes, it looks like Wrangler's climbing on my roof.
How can you be sure that's Captain Wrangler?
Um, I mean, I've interacted with Wrangler many times
over the past however many months, probably past a year.
I've gotten to know him well.
Is he wearing the same clothing now, today,
what he was wearing in that photo?
Uh, looks like it, yeah.
Was any damage done to your roof while Captain Wrangler was on it?
Yeah, some of the shingles on our roof were chips cracked and fell apart a little bit up there.
In the sixth picture, can you describe what you see there?
Yeah, so I know.
The Chase VOD watch party has really been nostalgic.
I've enjoyed it.
Uh, yes, that's also Mr. Wrangler just standing on the very top of my roof.
Lucy checked out. I mean, it's just there's not really their defense is bad. He doesn't really have to
Consent to climb onto your roof
Absolutely, not did you give captain ring the consent to be on your property at all?
Absolutely, not were you anywhere near your property during this time?
Yes, we're the defense. Where were you?
Whatever they're trying to say is bad. Winslow. Winslow. We're giving
interviews for smoking gun one of the businesses my husband Ion
Were you ever made aware by Captain Wrangler that he had ventured onto your property?
No.
How were you made aware the police had stormed your property?
I'm sorry, can you repeat the question? I missed the first part.
How were you made aware that the police stormed your property?
I was called by a friend who had taken these photos and they let me know that-
So Wendell said the meeting started what, an hour and a half before storm?
An hour and a half before storm.
Yeah.
Which would be 12.30 a.m.
or acclaimants A through C at this point.
For an hour and a half?
Yeah.
For me, that would be 230.
Well, for me, it's 1230.
All of these pictures or the times are dated before that.
Yeah, I know.
This all happened.
Yeah.
He said it was, when did he say it was?
He said before or after the storm.
An hour and a half before the storm.
Oh, okay.
So then for me, that's, yeah, that's 1130 then.
Is this what you found when you returned home?
Yes.
Can you describe these photos to the court, A, B, and C?
And he said they were in their way or when?
An hour and a half before a storm.
Yes, sorry.
I arrived at my property and noticed
that my door was kept in and splintered and broken
and wide open into my home.
Did you do this to your property?
Absolutely not.
Was any excuse given to you why this happened?
Nope.
Were you made aware of who breached your property?
By the person who had taken the photos,
yes, they said they watched it.
We actually tried to call them multiple times.
And Demzal refused to come down.
No, wait, that's not here, so I withdraw that.
Great.
I know they're gonna say that was Yeager
who took pictures, so it's whatever.
I'm Wrangler, and you've been Wrangled out.
Will you ever provide for me?
Yeah, so I'm looking here, and I, so on 12.16,
I took this picture at, um, the farmer's market at 11.48.
Um, can you clarify?
Your time?
Oh, we have to find out what time these pictures are.
Light, four, or proof?
What pictures?
No.
The pictures are labeled with times on the, uh, on the docket.
Which pictures, Lou?
The ones of you on the roof.
Oh, I mean I mean I was there I did that yeah, I know well, I took the picture of the bike at
1208
Can I request for the respondents to speak a little bit more quietly me?
No, the respondents behind us. I can't speak any quieter. I don't know what you want me to do
Oh, okay, forgive me
Did you observe all the damage that occurred to your property?
You see the fix you'll see them don't throw them out
Estimates based on what we do
And the things that came with it right so when you go and you purchase your home
We got an estimate for the door and the shingles and all that
Okay
Is this a fair price?
Yes, absolutely. I
Have no further questions for this guy stopping each other. All right Lou
Yeah, y'all are not gonna do any dumb shit in this board
made up repairs I mean that's that's what our P is no I have nothing could we
ask of where she got the next witness at this time the claim is we'd like to
call Denzel Williams to the stand
probably just to prove that we had exigen circumstances
That's all he needs. Yeah, that's all he needs.
He's single.
Okay.
Do you swear to tell the truth?
The whole truth and nothing about it.
We'll see.
On the penalty of perjury.
So, how can we...
I do.
Okay.
Thank you.
Yeah, he probably doesn't want to go to the funeral.
Thank you, your honor.
Can you say your full names on that?
Denzel Williams.
What is your relationship to Miss Andy Jones?
That's so wrong.
I'm married to her.
Where are you with Miss Andy Jones on the 17th of December, 2021?
Yes.
Is random characters annoying?
What is your affiliation with the property in question?
I live there.
Are random characters super annoying?
Where you made aware of the siege that occurred on your property?
Siege?
Where you made aware of the siege that occurred on your property?
Not by police.
Who made you aware of it?
After my wife received a call from a friend of hers, she told me about it.
Where were you during this time of the siege?
I was interviewing Winslow for Smoking Gun, a business I own with my wife, Andy Jones.
Were you anywhere near the property?
No, I was at Shumash Pier, a home away from home.
another guy's not as fun as William's family here now like that's here on the
record regulations
I can't explain that and you're a pig!
Can you grab uh claimants D at this time Mr. Williams?
uh claimants D sure
if I if I get through that he has my voice line
I'm literally sending that clip to my lawyer, and I'm just gonna be real.
Okay, I have it.
Do you see anything irregular about these pictures in question?
I mean, there's pictures of Captain Wrangler on and she and my wife are dropping off.
I dropped Emma off from a ride-along somewhere in between 1148 and midnight.
You pick out who that is.
That's what I'm saying.
And she told me that she was being dropped off because she had a meeting with them.
But then they were in all these other meetings at the same time?
Was any damage done to the roof by Captain Wrangler?
Absolutely.
What was that?
I don't know.
I mean, we can't do perjury right now, but like, I'm very confused about this entire
story.
Not your story.
I'm confused about why everyone needed this shit.
I would press that because that's what that's what that's what that's what Emma told me. That's why she said
Yeah, right. I know I'm gonna bring up and then I'll sidebar and fucking just ask to get this checked out the window
Yeah, all right
Because I I don't know i'm confused
Well, I know for a fact that it was somewhere in that 10 minute window
Yeah, because you dropped off before going on to the house and then all the pictures are on the house
I said you 1208 or some shit like that.
1208 is when I took pictures of the motorcycle,
so that's when I got there.
And then the pictures were soon thereafter.
Captain Randy Wrangler.
Yeah.
Did you give consent for Captain Wrangler
to be on the roof of your property?
Negative.
Did any time you give Captain Wrangler consent
to be on your property at all?
Never.
OK.
i would just like to point to
just quickly
uh... claimants a three c
can't live without a little bit of this damage to you know that's not me
i mean we
came home from uh... near that's a bad roof of it just got destroyed by someone
walking on it
wrangler
and how do you do you know where that uh... cut the language of this
damage you probably
did you have a friend literally was watching that i did thanks to jingo
Are you presented with any search warrant?
I wasn't watching.
Never.
Oh.
Was the house, had the house been on fire?
Why would you be watching me sleep?
In your dream?
No.
Oh.
Was anyone allowed inside the property while you weren't there?
Okay.
Nobody.
What was the state of the interior after they left?
The police officers left.
I mean some shit had been like, you know, they obviously people entered the property. She was out of place
Okay, was anything damaged inside the property?
Like some odd shit, but the main damages were done to the roof and the door actually
Too biggest damage do you normally keep your vehicle on your own property?
Hey, I'll believe it or not. I do normally use my drive. I
So I tried to contact him multiple times and Hayes actually talked to Denzel about this whole thing
And he refused to come into MRPD and talk about it
So they I tried to make them aware of all of this and they would not talk to me
They didn't answer my phone calls
And it got to the point where Hayes had to call Denzel to even get him to answer and then he refused to come down to
MRPD when she said that it was about
This well, I guess we'll ask about that. All right
People see to
We could always subpoena that shit. Okay. Yes, how long is that motorcycle been left on your property?
I mean, I usually leave my vehicles on my property. Why did they dismiss a she wanted to leave?
This was almost over a month ago
But Shapiro said he wasn't gonna object to hearsay
I think he will because he's a piece of shit
I think that Lou is getting played by Shapiro
Hello former mayor just a couple quick questions
Okay
Had any officers tried to contact you following this incident. Okay?
Are you certain of that?
pretty positive, okay?
Well, do you recall the vehicle you took to go meet with Winslow?
Genuinely, I do not this was over a month ago. That's so long
I have no questions. Okay. Well, we got that. Yeah, that's gonna have yeah, that's gonna have
What can he redirect off of that were you in the same vehicle as miss Jones? Yeah
Where you with miss Jones the entire time for the duration
And then for the question jar
We have to prove perjury. It's William St. Kenley beer. So I mean it just all depends
Mr. Spiro any further witnesses we'll just see
Yes, your honor at this time. We would like to call Randy Wrangler to the stand
Wrangler a lot of people don't do this scope of everything. I'm just trying to get this in one shot. All right. Hey
Ricardo your bubble your bubble coming
Please
The whole truth and nothing but the truth I'm a penalty of Patrick so happy me
Yes I do. Can you set your full name and rank for the record? Captain Randy
Wrangler, country music icon. Do you remember being at Rockford Hills?
Hold on, he also holds the world record for male stamina. Thank you.
I want to make sure that's all the resolutions. Thank you. 22 seconds.
Thank you. Thank you. Record. Continue. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Do you remember being at Rockford Hills signed property on the 17th of
to subvert to any one.
Uh, that's Miss Jones property, correct?
That's correct.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was there.
But at this time, we would like to point to claim it's
C picture three.
Can you make me aware of when you have that?
Uh, oh, I'm sorry.
Is it not going to be put on the projector?
Uh, it is.
Which one?
Uh, the third picture.
Well, he just put this entire situation, the scope for Lou.
Is this a is that it already up there that might already be yeah, oh there it is okay. No. Oh
C-picture three
Yeah, that's the person that ends all shot. No, okay, sorry
What do you mean no he shot well, I mean that piece of evidence is already going out anyways, but in itself
This was thrown out. It was thrown out, but it's on the projector
Yeah, it was thrown out and you didn't even object to it, Lou.
The judges are slacking right now.
Not my job, and it's your job not to speak or you'll get contempt, white devil.
Mm-hmm.
We're going extra hard on you in the month of February.
All right, so let's have the attorney's approach for a second, Captain Ringler, please
step over to the side.
Thank you.
All right.
I thought Lou told me that this was already in a report.
I really hope that he was right.
But if it's not, that's okay.
tried his best. Okay Wrangler you can approach the stand again thank you Pichingle. Okay for
everyone's education the reason why this was objected to was it is redundant it is already in
the police report which was provided in evidence primarily. I don't care whether it's redundant
or not we're still gonna end up looking at it so it's fine to reference it in this form we're
We're gonna continue.
Yeah, so that is the individual that-
I'm still waiting for a claimant C3.
Oh, is this not it?
C3, oh, you said people's.
Oh, did I?
Oh, forgive me, I meant claimant C3.
I only see one claimant C.
Are there multiple claimants C?
I only see one.
It's picture three inside of claimant C.
There's only one picture in claimant C.
Yeah, there's only one picture in there.
That's why I assumed you're-
Okay, forgive me. That's a that's a typo. It's supposed to be
Claimant D forgive me. Is that what you're talking about? Yes, your honor. Thank you very much. Okay
Captain Wrangler is this you
Would you mind if I pull out my camera so I can get a better look? Sure. Oh
No, I may have messed up here
Okay, there we go. That makes sense
I don't know if that's me
I mean it looks like me, but this also has the same quality of that Bigfoot video
Then let me just plainly ask were you on Miss Jones's roof? Oh, yeah
Okay, did you have consent to be on that roof?
No
Did you have consent to be on the property at all?
I did not have consent from the
Property owner or any residents of the property know
No.
Okay.
How long were you at the property?
Um, 15, 20 minutes?
Okay.
Did you kick in the door of the property?
Yes, I did.
Did you have a warrant to enter this property?
No, I did not.
Do you have a consult with a judge about the legality of your actions?
God, I called several people.
Um, I don't think so.
Okay.
Why did you breach the property?
I heard screaming from within side of the residents.
Did anyone else hear that screaming?
I can't speak on other people.
Did you make anyone else, was anyone else around you
when you heard this quote unquote screaming?
In the immediate area of me, no.
We set up a perimeter around the house.
We were pretty sparse on units like we are
in these hours.
Okay, there were maybe you were you on the property when you heard the screaming. I believe I was in the front
I was either inside of the gate
Leading to the driveway there or just outside of it
Okay, I just find the screaming woman when you entered the property or person
No, I was not able to locate the source of the person in distress
Have you ever read the case law of the people versus Otto Delmar?
Yep.
Was there a call to the property that a crime that was being committed?
Nope.
Was there blood trail anywhere found on the property?
No.
Could you hear any shots fired coming from the property?
Nope.
Just the screaming.
Were you receiving any ongoing dispatch calls from the property?
Nope.
I did not get any pings to the house.
Did any 911 distress calls come from the property?
No.
And did you find, just to reiterate, did you find the person that you allude
Screaming inside the property. No, I did not find the source of the distress
Did you see your miss Jones or mr. Williams into the property?
No
You did you find miss Jones or mr. Williams when you when you entered the property? Nope. They were not inside the property
Were they anywhere on the property?
No, not that I could locate at least I mean, you know there's
You know who knows I found a door in the basement that led to the upstairs fucking
Balcony, so who fucking knows?
I attempted to contact them several times
Hayes they refused my calls
Hayes was finally able to reach Denzel
And talk to him he answered that call and then when she said what it was regarding
he refused to come down to Mission Row and talk about it.
Did you ever remedy the damage that you did to the property with the property owners?
No, I attempted to contact them several times.
And then, eventually, I just saw it was on the docket, so I was like, well, fuck it,
I guess we'll just hash it out in court.
I mean, at that point, it seemed they were going that route instead of talking with
me, right?
Can you provide any evidence that you actually tried to contact them?
I certainly could.
But at this moment, I can't.
OK.
No, for the question.
Actually, I told Emma to have a meet with me,
but she wouldn't do that, so.
All right, Lou, what do you got?
All right, Lou, any cross-examination?
No, he said no further.
All right, now Lou, so a reminder, even though this
is cross, we're going to treat this like direct in terms
of the way your questions are.
So you're not going to be able to read Wrangler,
as you can address all this on your own direct anyway so
anything specifically that you want to bring up in the context of this if you
want to do a little questioning on the direct
neither of them just go away
okay excents
any other witnesses for spirit
at this time we would like to call mayor and again to the stand
are a little bit like a yeah yeah yeah yeah
I kind of fucked your old plan.
Well, you said that you were just going to try to get there,
but then I, you know, he didn't ask enough.
The scope wasn't wide enough.
OK.
Can you swear to tell the truth?
See what she says.
And nothing about the truth on the penalty of page.
So how do you use?
I do.
OK.
Can you state your name and occupation for the court?
Dr. Anna Gaine, I am the current mayor of Los Santos.
So I did attempt to get her to have them meet with me and ask them to meet her
somewhere where I would be. She refused to do that.
She was not with me on the problem.
During that day, did you spend any time with Captain Randy Orangler?
I was right along with him. And what is the nature of a life?
Nature of a ride along is to see the actings and doings of the police force and we actually were having a meeting
Okay, how long was this ride along hours?
we started off
With another person doing a ride along at deputy mayor and he had to leave
Were you present when captain radio on 80 Jones and into Williams's property?
The start of it. Yes. Wow
That's crazy
He was not on the property. He was outside the gates and
If I probably was there for maybe five or ten minutes. Did you witness him ever enter the gates?
No, oh, why didn't you witness him into the gate? So then she wasn't
I felt uncomfortable with a question that he asked. What was this question?
He asked me to call Andy and Denzel to have them meet at a location
This is helping my case
Did you call Andy Ordon, though?
I know I did not. I ended up walking home. I live on Krueger out. So it was far away.
Why did he make this request?
Because they want to answer my fucking phone calls.
Did he ever make it known to you where he believed their whereabouts were?
Can you read yourself?
Did he ever make it known to you about where he believed their whereabouts were?
Um, no.
At around what time did he request for you to contact them?
Um, it was shortly after we left Polito and we were outside their house, so we left Polito, drove towards their house,
we're sitting outside their house and he asked me if I could call them, I said no.
Did you witness him at any time, try to get in contact with Ms. Jones and Mr. Williams?
I left, so I don't know.
Why you were present, did you?
No, when I was present, no.
I'm pretty sure I called them immediately after this happened.
Maybe I didn't. It's hard to know.
At least, Andy, I could have swore I I remember calling her while I was driving to that house.
They have one moment here.
While she was present, you hear the screaming and we'll be on the vehicle.
So far, I think I've been across or about.
Well, I can hear them and they're talking about.
Yeah, the screen is in front of you.
So far, uh, did you ever hear any screaming?
So long game.
Uh, no, I didn't hear any screaming.
Did you witness Captain Wrangler ever chasing
the Williams?
Uh, no, we were in a vehicle.
I think that she was with you.
Witness him facing their vehicle.
No, did you witness Andy Jones or
Jensah William anywhere near their property?
Uh, no, we didn't see.
I didn't see anything.
We were outside the property outside the gates. So
No further questions, roger. All right, blue any questions?
I still don't think there's anything really to ask
Because she's I mean screaming can doesn't have to have to ask about the meeting. I mean that there was a wrench in this whole
All this meeting shit
I don't know. She said she didn't try to contact them. She told me that she had a meeting with them
immediate like right when I dropped her off
Yeah, but that was probably just to get away from you
I mean, it's whatever you want to do Lou
Uh, nothing your honor. God damn it Lou.
Alright miss uh, Gain you can step down and think of your time.
Oh my god Lou sucks.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Spiro, any further witnesses?
At this time the claimants- No objections, no further questions!
Proceed to the defense's, uh, witnesses, Mr. Pole, are you ready to go now or-
I like Lou the character but god damn he's a bad attorney.
Okay, uh, who's your first witness?
He's only good when you're regular. He's only he's only good when
He's only good when I calm down to the cells represents the one because he's bad
Well, we'll see I
Don't think Shapiro is doing that great of a job. So it really doesn't matter. All he needs to do is up
Exigen circumstances really really that's all he needs to do
shingles like
Good job
All right, I'm all ready when you are you're on it all right one more time. Just name and rank
Captain Randy Wrangler
World record stamina holder mail category
On the date of December 17th 2021 were you involved in any incidents at the farmers market?
Yes, I got a call of a person being shot
Do you know said person off the top of your head?
Uh, the victim identified the person is, uh, Denzel and, uh, Andy being on scene, Denzel doing it. Andy being there.
All right. And what, who was said victim?
It was sorry. Uh, Del, Delman, Delman. Yeah, that's it.
All right. So now, uh, after that, what did you do?
Well, I went to the scene and sure enough, a person had been shot.
And you know appeared to be stabbed after the farmer's market
Okay, so after I went ahead and was able to identify
Some suspects there. I got a clear. Hey, this is who did it. I
Got I'm almost positive that I attempted to call
Andy because I have her number saved because we just have such an extended relationship
We've been working together for years
on a narrative?
Must be nice to have a lawyer that objects.
Yeah, let's break it up and ask more questions.
Yes, sir.
Did you stay at the farmer's market following this incident?
No, I attempted to contact the suspects and then went to their listed residents.
Suspects?
Yes, the people named on the scene were Denzel and Andy.
And how did you try to contact them?
I tried to call Andy.
To my best recollection, I tried to call her and then when she wanted to answer my call,
I asked Emma to get in contact with them so I could meet with them because she stated
that she works some sort of construction company with them.
Okay.
And she declined to do that because she works at this construction company with them.
Okay.
And where did you go after the farmer's market?
So after the farmer's market, I did go to the Jones compound there on Rockford Hills.
Emma wasn't comfortable with this entire situation because she does have a working relationship
with them.
At that point, I scolded her for not wanting to get violent criminals in custody despite
being the mayor and elected by the people that she's sworn to protect.
She didn't like that.
We had a bit of a fight and I dropped her off down the street at her house.
Okay, I did not she did not get out of the car at the property. I dropped her off down the street at her home
Understood after that. I went back to the Jones
Yeah, same again more questions. God, that was great. What did you do after dropping?
Mayor Emma off at our house. I went back. I went to the Jones compound there
Did you see any chance on said compound?
Uh, yep. I saw a motorcycle parked near the garage on the property.
Uh, where were you standing when you saw the motorcycle on the compound?
Um, I believe I saw it over the fence.
Did you then decide to leave or lay siege to said compound?
Uh, that's a little dramatic. Um, what I, what I did was I went onto the property and I got the plate,
And then off the bike and I was able to confirm that it came back to Denzel
What did you do after confirming it was Denzel spike?
so after that
You know I had him named is the primary suspect of this
Execution at the farmers market
and then I had his bike at this property where
You know that belonged to his wife
So at that point I had every reason to believe that he was inside the property
I called for additional units to help me set up a perimeter around the property
Understood
May I ask your reason for climbing on the roof of the compound?
Yes, so that actually happened after I entered the property
And that was because I found a door in the basement that led to
the
balcony on the second floor
I
I stood and I thought that they or you know, someone could be up there
injured or hiding because I did hear a scream coming from that property
Where were you when you heard said scream?
I'm I
God, I'm almost positive that I was just outside of the gate. I don't even think I was on the property
You were outside of the house
Yes, the I stepped on the property to get the plate and you know see who that
bike came back to and then I got off the property to
Actually to write a search warrant
Was this a generic scream or could you make out any sort of words?
Being yelled it sounded as if a woman
That's not really leading
I guess I could rephrase
Okay, you're welcome to do that just so it's more clear, but for the record that's not leading. Yeah
that's not leading. Yeah. So don't rephrase that. Just go with the question it's not leading. You
asked him a question with multiple options and he could insert his own information. You're not
leading him to an answer. I can just answer I remember the question. It sounded as if a
woman was in distress. Could you make out words? No, it was just a just a
scream of a woman in distress. What did that cause you to do? You know, at that
point, like I said, I was in the middle of writing a search warrant, but at that
point I believe that I had, you know, exigent circumstances. I believe that a
life's life was in danger. I had probable cause that a person was
was inside the property who was just identified at the scene of an attempted murder.
What did you then do to enter the house?
I kicked that fucking door in.
Did you enter it with a good faith, mind so?
Yes.
Do you believe any other officer in your shoes would have done the same thing you
did given the information you had at the time?
I would certainly hope so.
And your speculation?
Yeah, that's sustained.
There's no arguing that.
All right.
sustained. There's no arguing that. All right. Can't testify for any other officer. You can
say what you've done. All right. What did you do once inside of the house? I did a sweep
of the property. Um, looked for anyone that might have, you know, might be injured or
in distress. I didn't go through any locked boxes or any sort of, you know, stash. I
hate saying that, but, uh, you know, I didn't go through anything. I just did a sweep
of the property. Once I found this magic door, I went through that and I noticed how easily
the roof was accessible from the balcony there. So I just hopped up there in case someone was
hiding up there or an injured person was on the roof. I mean, you know, this kind of
shit happens all the time where we have people just hiding on roofs.
Did you intentionally try to harm the shingles on the roof?
No, I mean, if they were harmed from me walking on them, they probably didn't do roof anyways.
I think I did them a favor, saved them a lot and flood damage.
What did you do after getting down from the roof?
You know, after that, I attempted to locate these guys.
I was still looking for them in just, you know, hotspots,
hospital, roosters, casino, burger shot.
Yeah, I just, I just went to, you know, areas where people gather.
And I just attempted to look for them.
Casino!
At the time that you were at their house, as in like,
not the time you spent there, but the, you know, time of day.
What time of day?
Yes. Just an estimate. Yeah, I mean, you know, we're talking, you know, city time or we're talking
here. Oh, okay. So I took the pictures at the farmer's market at 1148 p.m. East, sorry,
Central and then I took the photo of the bike on the property at 1208 a.m. Central
so you know and like I said I had to drop her off and everything so I probably
went from the farmers market to there in about 10 minutes located the bike you
know I was there writing the search for that are we fine down there I really
Wrangler, I know you're trying to just get as much info out, but let's answer the question directly and if Lou has
central
so
You know and like I said, I'd drop her off and everything so I probably went from the farmers market
To there in about 10 minutes
Located the bike, you know, I was there writing search
Are we fine down there? Yeah, I really wrangler
I know you're trying to just get as much info out, but let's answer the question directly
and if Lou has a follow-up to get more detail, he'll do that.
Okay, I understand.
Just one moment, Your Honor.
Did you try to contact the homeowners after this incident?
Yes.
As I said, I had Hayes...
There they go.
I had Hayes try to contact Enzel to talk about everything that happened.
He refused to come down and I believe that I tried to call Andy a few times in the following
weeks as well.
Did you or some or sorry, did you or a different officer attempt to let the homeowners know
about the incident prior to the storm?
I, yeah, I, I, I attempted to.
All right.
Um, no more questions.
Hey captain ringer
Hello
My first question is
When did you have haze try to get in contact with Andy Jones or to himself? I?
believe this was a
week or two ago
So it wasn't on the same day. No
Was mr. Williams arrested on the day in question for the crimes that you are legend. I
Don't believe I think he was arrested for this
A week or two later, thank you.
Do you know what plea he came into?
Uh, I could check if you'd like.
Sure.
Uh, I'm assuming it's not guilty since you're asking.
Okay, apparently I... Jesus Christ.
Uh, you're on. I'd like to object to relevance for this.
Uh, yeah, I'm not sure about this one, Spira. What's the relevance?
Uh, so during his initial testimony, he alleged and pressed that Mr. Williams had done this in fact.
for Mr. Warrant, not guilty to this as well.
I'm actually getting caught.
So my question to you then is, we don't allow police officers
to use people's past against them in court and criminal cases.
Why am I going to allow this as some indication
of whether your client was involved or not?
OK, thank you, your honor.
Sustained. So why would you get a warrant?
I was writing a warrant,
but then I heard the screaming inside the house
And I thought someone's life was an immediate danger.
Did you find anyone inside the property?
No.
Did you receive any 911 calls from anyone inside the property?
No.
Were there any other officers on scene with you?
Carter was in the area.
Did you speak with Carter about this?
Yeah.
Did he hear the same screen?
Uh, no, he was a little further from me, but he said if you were to scream, then I should probably go and he said, yeah, you should go in there.
I have no further questions.
All right, Lou.
Just one quick question.
When someone is, uh, screaming, uh, and you are...
Sorry, let me rephrase that.
There's a person who's screaming in danger, typically called for 911 in your experience as a police officer.
No most people most people don't call 911 after they've been almost murdered
usually local hikers do. Do they scream or sorry hat sorry do they typically make
the calls do they typically make the calls while they are screaming? No thank
you nothing. Alright Wrangler you can step down
Thank you for your testimony. Thank you
Lou do you have any other witnesses?
Yeah, I mean we'll just it just all depends on how they feel no sir. You're on her
Okay, and at this time we'll proceed to closing arguments. Do y'all need a brief resist. I just need two minutes sure
Okay, how long we gather at 20 minutes after the hour everyone stretch your legs
This is kind of interesting because this whole thing I feel like really just comes down to our P
You know if we're really gonna play like well, you weren't getting a ping there
So you shouldn't do that then it's kind of like well
You know
Cuz I think in our P we X we absolutely had exigent circumstances, but yeah, obviously there were no pings, you know
Oh trust me. I am no ping no crime
Yeah, we're gonna get with cornwood
should we finish the pump from yesterday oh yeah yeah we got to do that
that's so long my MDW blue what happened were there gunshots outside
negative we were trying to get in the process of moving those two cars or
that one car and then I have wrong be the one okay all right let's
uh work on the
i did not shoot her you hit her in the head idiots
you're a police officer now do you want to violate your entire deal you moron she hit me first it was
self-defense you you grabbed her by the arm and led her out of the courtroom bingo cleaner shut up
that's literally called kidnapping bingo i gotta get this confetti out here don't mind me i don't
I don't know, we'll see how it goes.
I don't really think Shapiro did a great job.
Uh, Lou's Lou.
I like Lou a lot.
I like the characters.
I don't know, man.
He really needs to get a lot more aggressive
with objections and shit, I think.
Or Norman let us ask him.
I said, I gotta get this confetti out of here.
Don't mind me for a...
The reasonable officer thing
with your mind and knowledge?
Yeah, I remember that.
I don't get it.
It's just a dog by judge
We'll see
I mean, I don't know it's it's it's kind of tough because all they had to do was prove that I did that shit
And you know, I'm not gonna lie on the fucking stand
Because I don't do that
I don't know whatever if we lose we lose
We're gonna push perjury on Denzel. Yeah
But you know just like everything else will be like oh, I don't know Wrangler
That didn't really affect the decision of it. It's okay for criminals to lie on the sand fuck it
It's okay for them to lie on the stand as long as they lose
Who cares Wrangler, please control this man Fingle
Well, no, you when you get strike points as a cadet you just got five points
should be going to jail right now. Yeah, you just get fired, single.
All right.
Just she hit me so I hit that. Okay. All right, let's hear him. All
right, we'll call the court back in session. Go ahead with
closing statements, Mr Shapiro. Thank you, your honor.
Captain Wrangler showed a willful disregard for the
property of Andy Jones and Denzel Williams. He did not go
through the proper channels that are required for a breach of a home.
Captain Ringler can test this though as he claims he heard a screaming woman, but he
cannot supply as any proof of this woman.
He did not receive any 911 calls, dispatch calls, cannot hear any gunshots when seen,
and he heard this screaming woman off the property itself.
not what I said you found no such woman and I contested Lou Lou I didn't say
that I heard a woman screaming off the property however while on the property
captain ring okay property damage to many tiles while doing so even kicked in
the door and so greatly the door had to be Randy Wrangler said on the stand
He doesn't care that it's a legal he'll do it again
That's fine, right? What do you want me to do? He should hold this claim with a grain of salt if at all
These fees should not be shouldered by the claimants or their friends as they were done as they have done
As they were done unlawfully and with malice by Captain Randy regular you can object to closings
What do you mean chats brandon it's close you can object to closings today the plaintiff has claimed my client violated their rights by entering their property without a warrant
You can't yes, you can't
However, it wasn't a legal search
As my client was attempting to preserve by
He testified under oath that he had heard screams to indicate someone was in danger.
And he did the only thing any reasonable officer would have done in that scenario.
He entered the house, yes without a warrant, but he did so with a good faith mind that
he was attempting to save someone's life.
Afterwards, my client did in fact attempt to try to contact the homeowners.
It is literally the claimancy submitted in evidence as well as multiple phone calls.
My client should not be punished for being the only one who heard someone's screams for
help while seeing a, at that time, believed to be wanted, violent suspect vehicle parked
immediately outside of the residence.
Hey, Lou, that's not me trying to contact him.
Oh, fucking God.
That's the door that's damaged, Lou.
It's longer and safe.
Yeah, I know, but they put a picture of your email over it.
For fuck's sake.
Well, I don't know you hurt me
Because it's literally an evidence
I even forgot it was there
Yeah, well not in public at a courthouse at least one. I mean cheese
Very single this is what you signed up for
I mean, whatever. You can't hurt me for trying it.
No, it's fine.
See you guys, we'll be back.
I mean, you'll be back.
Oh, fuck it, I'm just gonna get out there.
Alright, well...
He's gonna make an announcement, right?
Yeah, I guess.
Alright.
Listen, I'm the only one who's dead by it. Okay, I'll stay.
Self-represent, all you do is complain about the lawyers.
At least you didn't object to all the lawyers.
That's what we're gonna do now.
That was nice.
Yeah, that was nice.
Leave. You didn't lie about that.
that too lazy it's not that I'm well it's partially I'm too lazy but I also
just like to give the RP to him mr. Wrangler hello I have a question okay so
I work for tequila law and I love your music I'm one of the head marketing
directors there okay I would love for you to perform there alright yeah yeah I
I mean, you just gotta let me know when you're free.
I know you're a busy man.
Uh, oh, are you guys, when are you planning on opening?
Just whenever?
I mean, I can literally open the doors whenever.
Give us defense.
OK, what's your name?
My name is Quimbley.
The sledgemen should be clear now.
This is what Los Santos means.
OK, um.
Quimbley, he was easier.
Call me Quimbley.
Quimbley?
How do you even spell it?
Qu-U-I-M-B-L-E-Y.
Oh, I see that.
OK, I see.
Hayabusa
Okay, Hayabusa. Yeah, okay. It's me. Yeah, right. Yeah, that sounds good. I'll I got talked to my manager back. Give you a call
I've just had a hard time, you know getting in contact with you
Well, it's I mean it's her thing. She you know, she sets up my my stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it's up to you. I
Love that. I love a boss bitch
Yep
Yeah, all right. Yeah, I'm gonna do it with ever whenever just get with Nancy and tell her
You're gonna have to you know, that's all Nancy she's my manager
Okay, okay. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. So I'm good. I'm looking forward to it. All right
I'm definitely looking forward to it. Okay. Sounds good. Come on Fingle or any love this
Crank really freaking explode all over me. Well, yeah
Yeah, I mean he's kind of in charge of your old
Oh, okay. I was just about to. Yeah, thank you
It's okay Quimby just just move it it's fine won't get to it just
Quim Quimby Quimby Quimby Quimby Quimby Quimby Quimby
Okay, all right all right Quimby
All right, southbound panorama drive.
OK, you guys have a good one.
All right.
There she goes.
Chew.
I don't know if I want to be called Chew.
Yeah.
That's a tough letter.
Pardon me, I just found her at 68.
Tough letter, that's for sure.
I am.
Sure is.
Get in, single teller, you're doing.
What are you doing?
You.
No, I don't know.
All right.
Well, let's just do some traffic stops while this whole thing is going on, okay?
Sounds good, sounds good.
I wonder how this one's gonna go.
The court case? I feel like this one looks better than the last one was supposed to be the hard one, right?
Yeah, this one looks a little better, but it, you know, it just all depends on if they follow this case law, or if they want to rewrite it, because it's kind of really bad.
It just all depends.
What's this?
What is this?
Boost.
What do you think this thing is?
Oh, they're boosting.
They're boosting, baby.
Too many cars?
Boost.
We're entering city limits.
You guys need visuals.
Hey, friend.
Alright. What's the situation?
It's a 9-9 out today, but...
Jesus.
Alright, I'm on Spanish right now, but I'll catch up to you guys.
Here it comes.
Here it comes, finger.
Is it just you out there?
Oh man, alright, don't worry. I'm passing a fudge laner now.
Asking Bill to go down the first sub-a-thon.
You know, I didn't think of that thing, Bill.
Who are the honors?
I hit the off-road, you turned, found a belt to stand in.
22 then. Westbound to stand in.
You think it's gonna be actually two times?
22 then.
I'm gonna bar the left exit, I'm coming lane,
and this is Westbound.
Jesus.
22 times. I think 22 means correction, although I always just take all the track.
I'd be a wreck lane to travel south of them, you know freeway?
Re-entering city limits, we're staying on the freeway emerging now west of West of
Philly.
Alright, let's go.
Here we go. Here we go. Here it comes.
You guys got two in that car.
Do you guys have two in that car?
Here it comes
What the fuck's wrong with you guys, why are you why are you way too danking?
uh-oh
Vaude is way louder. Oh
All the video is loud. Oh, yeah, I turned it all the way up. All right. No, she took she took the Pikachu
That she had to get on eBay because they sold out, right?
So she took and then she got the pumpkin on Amazon. So the so the Pikachu went in the pumpkin
Yeah, there we go
Nice and that's what happened
Good Pikachu
You okay
There she goes ever so gracefully
Why is the pizza too in the pumpkin?
That is such a male fucking R.P. dude.
If I'm gonna throw anything in pumpkin, carve a pumpkin and carve something inside of a pumpkin.
It doesn't matter.
Leon with 20 gifted!
I'm actually getting pumped!
Did he consent?
Pokemon kid consent.
Leon with 10 gifted!
Marie with 20!
Yo!
What?
Yo, Twitch put six on top of that?
I don't get it.
Oh, shit.
Wait, this is actually gonna juice the timer.
Wait, this is a- oh my god.
Wait, what? This is actually gonna fucking juice the timer.
Twitch has been juicing it. What the fuck?
Twitch put 40 on your 50? What?!
Wait, I kinda like this. He's kinda like gambling.
Hey, hold on. I got- I got-
I kinda like this
Twitch would 23 out of 25 what?
Yeah, I kind of like this
No course with 50 gifted you better not touch the timer. I'm not I'm not touching the fucking timer man. I'm fair as fair
I'm not uh, I'm not touching the uh
I'm not I'm not bringing the time down to Monday
I'm not touching it dude. Drash it with five gifted money with five
Sorry if I and you've been wrangled pal bro
Sorry, okay. I'm sorry if I miss any subs at any point. This is actually this is making my activity feed
Look look fucking crazy
It's like it's got it's making it look fucking fucking nuts, so sorry if I
Yeah, sorry if I'm sorry if I'm missing it's making a little crazy, but it is it's cool though
Why'd the timer barely move? We're talking about it's moving fucking Jordan. It's went up like two fucking hours since I sat down
There's a super annoying
How are you talking about?
That bitch moving the core
All right, hold on yo, I didn't realize hold on I didn't realize this promotion was gonna juice it like that
God damn. I didn't know that. That's crazy. Moose with 5 gifted. Twitch put 12 on that.
Arch with 30 gifted. Twitch has the number one gifted subspan. Oh it does. Wait. 304
bonus subs? That's actually crazy. Uh, yeah, that's a lot. Five gifted only have 45 seconds.
It, it, it should it. I, no, I think it's right. We tested it. I don't, I don't get it. If everyone
hates the character, like, why does he keep playing it? Yeah, it's what I think. Yeah, I think
you guys are timer watching it a little too hard. It's, it's working. What's the golden statue
in the background from. That's from Scarface, Chelsea got me that.
Leon with 5 gifted, Argo rash with 5.
What's the plus 20 seconds? Those are people donating one.
Okay, so those are people giving 1 bits.
It does an animation, but it doesn't actually add the time because I have that shit off.
Manfa now with 100 gifted!
Yo! Holy shit!
Oh, this timer's actually getting pumped.
Man for what the hundred gifted what the fuck man?
How many did you put on that?
What hundred get it?
What the hell wait and these are discounted as well
That added that's a 20. Oh 45
What the fuck guys all right you should
you know
All right, you should actually take advantage of this and I'm not just saying this to make more money
But I'm pretty sure that this is broken. There's no
This has to be broken. Yeah, there's no fucking way right. It has to be right
Right
Because I think it's set in the thing. All right. Nobody snitch. Nobody snitch
It says there's a chance to get extra. Oh
I mean, maybe package people with 20 gifted. Yeah, Twitch would fucking six on that G beard with 70 pickle problem
and I think he likes to make people and
Yeah, my time to sub it
Pickle problem with a hundred gifted
G beard
Alright if it ever if it ever looks like it's not at the time. I swear it is. It's just fucking delayed man
Because it's even it's it's delayed on my on my activity
Yeah, it's just giga delayed
But it's counten pickle probing 100 gifted
I'm wrangler and you've been wrangled pal bro, which should have five hours by itself
NAR. I don't think that math adds up. Let's check.
Actually getting pumped!
I'm pretty, I think the timer's fine, man.
I really, I'm pretty sure it's fine.
Pickle probing with the Undered Gifted!
Woo! Gbeard with 70! Woo!
I don't like this guy.
25K! Action! Hold on.
PRP.
Randy Wrangler.
You know pussy
Latina
What a thing to just say
Ashton with five gifted subs 25k milestone. Oh, it's big man. It's huge. It's you
You know pussy
Latina
Fat Latina anonymous with ten gifted Ashton with five
JGA with ten gifted
Holy fucking shit man in trouble last time for talking shit
He put me as an alert the guy put my voice as an alert on his 25k
I'm gonna beat up sedan with a guy in a black jacket and a pink shirt and another guy's not as funny as he thinks
He is Lisa they ended up getting three hours added to the timer, which I'm gonna be honest
I'm pretty sure saved the sub-a-thon
Gargled with the five gifted subs
Fuck it fuck it fuck it. I was trying really hard to know I get mad
Velvet milkman with five gifted
That's fucking crazy
Dog these fucking twitch gifted subs are actually fucking juicing what the fuck grim with
We might play the song dog we we actually my
Last night was both hilarious and kind of upsetting what do you mean dude? It's
hobo Steve
five gifted subs
Hey Pentus a piece of shit Pentus a cunt. I want to fucking ban this piece of shit. What was the highest sub?
What was the what was the what was the sub count?
For the first one like 40k this twitch promo could actually this is running for the next four days
Yeah, but we had Omega Oilers
Yeah, but look at dude twitch is giving fucking
439 subs and it's only been like what I want to fucking ban this piece seven hours of this
It's running for four more days
Not even five hours
We have to take advantage of it before they fix it. Oh five out
Dang, I'm dumb
Damn, I asked dumb. Hey, damn. I
Uh.
Wayfie with five gifted!
11 on a 10.
Dog what?
Roncith with five.
Yes, guys.
Exactly, Bob.
Exactly.
Guys, check out this new Twitch money!
Oh, it's really backed up.
I have my fucking hair off, Bob.
Damn, I don't know.
Are you sure it's adding time correctly?
That is such fail. I think so what the fuck is added? Let's do the math
So I really think it is it just looks fucking
You move to 30 seconds
No, I didn't man. Yeah 45 seconds
We can do the math. I'm worried that it's not adding the twitch subs
Adjust the timer well hold on because I don't want to scam myself
You don't think it's adding the twitch subs
Yeah, let's hold on a second. I don't want to add it after
Twitter showing is having gifted zero so similar to when you get
Well, but when I gifted ads time,
all right, so if Twitch gifted 480 subs at,
this, Chelsea, this fucking Twitch promotion
that they're doing is insane.
Yeah, they added like, they're putting like,
it's they're like doing like random bonus gifted subs.
When you gift, well, it's kind of random.
Someone like, there's been people that have gifted
like 50 and Twitch has like 40 subs to it.
Yeah I know it's actually it's...
I know I actually think it's broken.
It's got to be.
Maybe they are in my favor.
The math isn't matting, I think it's missing six hours.
Maybe, yeah I don't know if it's adding...
I'm trying to figure out why though.
I mean I could just add them in bulk?
I guess right?
Timer bad?
I- I mean, I don't know. I mean, I- I think it's just not adding the t- uh, the Twitch subs.
The Twitch subs, I think.
I think it's adding everything else, right?
But I don't know why.
You think it's because it's a bot?
Yeeeeeeaaahhhhhh...
I don't know, I don't know, I mean...
I- I- Listen, I don't know shit about... shit.
I- I don't know how these programs are built. I- I have no idea.
Um, yeah, I don't fucking know.
I'm gonna beat up some damn with a guy in a bush yeah and then just add him at the
end of the day yeah at the end of the day yeah yeah I think you're right just do
that yeah keep track of them well it's at the top just add at the end of the
day I guess I could try to um another thing I was thinking is I could try to
Holy shit!
Hey!
Ho- Ho-
Yeah, cause it's like- it's like even like fucking up my-
My activity feed.
So, and um, the timer's also through stream elements.
So, I'm just- it just- it just doesn't know what the fuck to do, I guess.
Right? I guess.
H-S-Y!
Gifted a hundred subs!
in the alert hat actually fucking no it's fucking my shit up why cop why high
school the alerts are so behind dude it's fucked yeah I think it's I think it's
just lagging I don't know what after it but we could just add it at the it's not
big deal we'll just add at the end of the day I don't get it if everyone hates
the character like why does he keep playing it a twitch we put into a chat
We put a twitch out of business. Yep guys IRL you are giving twitch stockholders their 13 reason why they're 13 th reason
Why in real-time chat?
You know someone is sitting at home stressing right now
Your car deserve to be kicked. I wish I could then pound it and power game the fucking
You know someone is sitting at home stressing right now
Might be a glitch maybe it's not
Maybe this will end up being the best September of all time, which I was dogging it for a while
HSY thank you for the hundred gifted subs. I this hasn't even popped up on my duty
Holy shit another guy's not as funny as he thinks he is
There's a lot. Do I get money from the twitch free subs fuck. Yeah, I do
What would be the point if not?
Bogle takes for five! Holy fucking shit!
I like this guy. Straight up.
This might, this could be a 30k day. Easy.
Yo, this, this day alone could juice the sub-a-thon into next week.
So 5, so 545 gifted subs.
At 45 seconds a sub? How, how much time is that?
Doesn't he realize he's kind of ruining everyone else's IP?
Two years.
See this should blame rain for a lot of seven hours
Fuck that's not bad. This is for just I've only sat down for fucking 20 seconds feels like
Why aren't you thanking twitch for gifting rain glir the deputy which needs to thank me
Twitch needs to thank me for being here. He's gonna fuck. He that's his that's his boner, bro
Maybe maybe not. I don't know
some guy on reddit said that uh
Without twitch most of when I got in most streamers would be gas station attendants alert the guy put my voice as an alert on his stream probably true
That's bolt that's a bolt of that guy to assume I would even have a job
Maybe he means professional welfare collector
Yep still selling alcohol true
And you've been wrangled, pal, Droll.
Still bein' that Wendy's parking lot, sellin' alcohol to high schoolers.
I did that when I was in high school, too.
Asterix on that joke. When I did that, I was in high school, too.
I'm tired of Penta's bullshit. His RP is stupid.
It's for her ass people.
Phupa Slayer!
That's all he does.
Phupa Slayer with five gifted subs!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, guys!
Wrangler Slander!
Oh my god!
Coach Tia!
Tia! Is that right? This is insane! Thank you for the five gifted! What the fuck?
Yo, I actually timed the sub-a-thon perfect this year.
This doesn't happen a lot. This actually doesn't happen a lot.
Guys!
I'm actually getting pumped!
100% take advantage, guys.
Take advantage of this, GooJuice.
GooJuice with five gifted subs.
Guys, I wanna see Twitch gifted 5,000 subs
by the end of this game, okay?
I think it's possible.
I'm running the numbers right now.
Completely possible.
I just ran the numbers.
Yeah, it's possible.
That's done.
Billy with five gifted subs.
Nuke, Dukems.
20 gifted subs, guys.
You have to give,
you don't know how much is gonna be
in that trick mystery box.
You don't know.
There's no way to, HSY, yes!
Damn, this one, okay.
This was actually the best.
But this is, this is the sub, yeah, okay.
So, the sub-a-thon was on a heater, okay.
And it started to slow down.
And I primed it for this.
I primed it for this.
Look at this, man.
Pump, pump, pump.
HSY, 50 more gifted, Evo kid!
50 gifted subs guys don't forget to say what your gifted subs for best R&D
Guys don't don't forget that
And before twitch fucks me up what I'm not doing anything. I didn't do this
Cosmos with Ted gifted
Holy
Maybe
You don't add on a hot streak chat make sure
Someone soon is gonna wake up and be like oh fuck. I fucked the coach
Yes, hot drop now Cosmos
El Bado
Incredible
What have I done?
Buf na-naz! Five gifted!
Ronson with five! Leon with fifty gifted!
You're something else, man.
What does that mean?
A lot of people have described me.
Chal Squid 5 gifted.
26k, keep your shirt on, pants off.
I'm just saying, the shirt came off at 19k.
So you're the man.
I'm funny from Twitch right now.
Incredible.
What the fuck?
You know, somewhere, somewhere someone's like,
this fat, fat motherfucker can't get away.
wait do you know what he's doing silly the 20 gifted vendor with five thanks to
the five gifted dairy area with fun this is fucking crazy this must be how
some it felt when he stayed home from twitchcon and then they announced the
prime subs that day pretty cool Spoochy with five maybe erection time was friends
You made it along the way.
Dude, touch my dick.
Are we going to Thailand?
We're going to Byland.
Hey.
Thank you so much.
All right.
It's every character.
Yeah, I saw that.
That guy's, uh, that guy's Abby.
Did the kids still say Abby?
Was Eric Andre and Danny DeVito convoy?
Which is funny.
That guy, you know, that guy might have been funny.
That's crazy.
So still Thailand. Right. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to Thailand.
All right. 30k sub goal. IRL Thailand stream.
Woo. Just kidding.
That's, people don't, they probably get banned pretty quick, huh?
Cause they just, the women there, they just dump them, right?
They just pulled their titties out, right?
Again.
No, really? That's not what I heard.
That's not what this cop Randy Wrangler told me.
Holy shit, guys.
I can't believe it.
What the fuck happened?
Damonkey!
Damoon!
That's what it is. I don't know why.
That looks like Damonkey to me.
Like a weird way to spell it.
I got that thing.
Where the...
Damonic!
Yeah, I got that.
Where the letters go whew.
You know?
Pentastake on Twitch...
twitch subs great great gifted yeah great I really did to that was weird all
right new sub sound of myself what are we doing today tears how many as asthma
got off this. Oh, it doesn't have a sub button. Right? Zero.
Judge time. Well. Okay, so. Okay. Open some packs. No, no
packs, no packs. No packs. It's 100 Bommalert. Not yet. I
No, not yet that he has still black man
My gift it's thumbs. I'm literally sending that clip to my lawyer, and I'm just gonna be real
Only one off that oh two off that that's pretty good
That's uh, that's I that's pretty good
You got a sandwich the gift is though and then you zigzag them, you know
You have a hairy face. I gotta go to the barber
It's so heating up
Dude, Jeepierd said he put like, they put 60 on his 40 or something?
That sounds like some shit that you'd hear in like a rap, like a rap song.
They put 40 on your 50.
Hey!
Someone had to have fucking, I don't know anything about coding, but someone had to
have fucking put a fucking comma somewhere they weren't supposed to or some shit.
Maybe not.
When does this end?
Like, this goes until the end of October, or until the end of September, right?
Three days?
Oh, just three days?
This ends October 1st, oh fuck.
Most big channels aren't even taking advantage, they haven't realized.
They don't know.
They don't know, I, listen, I actually, I was sitting there with McConnell and I was
like, I was like, listen, we fucking, they're doing this now, so we fucking prime this
without early with this and then we let
this promotion carry us into our second
wind and I was right I was fucking right
man genius actual fucking genius fuck
I'm smart
right that's so long okay new email hey
Penta we glitched the twitch sub
promotion your channel you're we're
gonna have to be white how what the
the hell? No! That felt good. Um, looks like I got to respond to some emails. And by emails
I mean DMs from Pete. So just so you guys are aware, okay, um, this sublathon might
go on so long that there might be some hashtag ad sponsored games in there. Uh, if that
does happen, I'll pause the timer and I'll add an extra hour. Agreeable? Fair? Agreeable?
Okay good fair all right good good make it to okay yeah here's the extra hour
right here that you there it is you want this many extra hours on top of what I
said this is how many extra I had a boss who I'd ask him for anytime I ask him
for a raise to be like you know Bob I think I'm getting a raise right now
It always thought it was fun that I should always made me laugh
That's not okay. Oh, come on. That's funny
You guys have never you guys have never worked manual labor and it shows
Yeah
Sexual harassment. Nah, man old boomers love to joke about getting boners and dicks and shit
Yard work talk. Yep
Most of your bosses sucked. I thought it was funny.
When I got in trouble last time for talking shit, he put me as an alert.
The guy put my voice as an alert on his stream.
They really laughed at that in 1927. That was cutting edge humor at the time.
You know what I'm saying?
Orc Hunter with five gifted anonymous with ten.
Damn, that really added, Twitch really added fucking seven on top. God damn.
Thank you guys.
That's just blue collar shit. We said like that all time. Yep. Yeah, so I'm saying something to people are like sexual harassment
Sometimes you do I mean you got a joke about that kind of stuff, man
Maybe this should just be the stream today let's just open up twitch gift and sub packs
How many did twitch put on that 20?
That's pretty good
Not the best I've seen. I'm gonna be honest. That's kind of on the low end. You got fucked, but 20 giftee-
128 gifted subs!
Not bad?
28 bad. Not a bad pull. Okay
Not a bad pull
100 gifted subs!
That's awesome. It's extra subs. I'm just saying some people were getting like like double what the fuck they I can't believe
This is happening. He's opening another pack
He's sandwiching the cases
He's confirming the cool this guy's been watching my card opening. He's actually confirming the cool
One sec I'm texting my accountant to tell him to go ahead and pull the trigger on that private jet
Anonymous with a hundred gifted subs!
We need more music.
Your car deserved to be kicked. I wish I could then pound it and power game the fucking world out of you.
What the fuck are you doing bro?
Anonymous!
Anonymous with fifty more gifted!
Fifty gifted from Anonymous!
Suckin suckas gonna crack, suck suck suck, cock. Suckin. Suckin. Suckin. Suckin cock. Suckin.
Anonymous! 50 gifted! With 50 gifted! This is insane! This is, uh, what did you do this
Here we go, Panther! Who's gonna suck the dick?
Heh.
This might actually be a 30k. What the hell?
Alright, and also, just, guys, the Twitch subs are gonna be- the timer is not- it's not registered, I don't know why.
I'm just gonna add them at the end of the night, okay?
So that's what I'm gonna do.
Twitch gifted 662. That's fucking insane, actually.
Sneer!
Take my shirt off.
I can't do that.
I can't I can't do that. No, I can't do that. I can't I don't do that kind of shit, man
Robus with
15 gifted I can't believe who hey whoever anonymous is thank you
Thank you for the 250 gifted subs. That's crazy. I would want credit for that
They really did that anonymous. I would need credit for that. There's no way I'm gonna do something that nice. Oh, it was you
It was you
Golden capa a golden capa trade right now would fuck would absolutely fuck Peter with Peter team with five gifted subs
Dude, I can't believe I don't like this guy
Straight up. I can't believe this song is responsible for making a whole generation want to try ecstasy. I
Can't believe that man. Isn't that crazy?
That's actually insane. Yeah, this song alone
Heart Time Dreadlord! 20 gifted subs! Case House!
Oh cool. Case House with 10 gifted subs!
Heart Time Dreadlord with 20 gifted! I feel like that-
No, no, it's warming up. Because Robbis- they- Twitch went 6 on their 15.
That's pretty good. That's almost double. That's pretty good. Goddamn.
We're at 24 hours now. I know that that's just like this is like the last hour or some shit. That's pretty fucking crazy
I haven't even brewed up yet. I'm raw dog in this. What the fuck?
Bro, I'm fucking raw dog in this shit right now. I haven't even brewed up yet
Kill smash destroy
Best community honestly, I actually think so
No chat makes me laugh harder and no streamer makes me laugh harder than Penta or Penta's chat
Hey, pentas a piece of shit pentas a cunt. I want to fucking ban this so that so there's that
Yep
No streamer makes me laugh harder than myself
I'll give you something to roll dog. What the fuck?
All these twitch con people are surprised. They got coven. Oh, is it coming out?
Is are they are is that starting to roll out? Oh?
You fools you have no idea what you're funding you
No idea
Oh God.
Wow.
Yeah.
I'll definitely be able to
I'll be able to build my machine after this sub-athon for sure.
Anonymous gifting 50!
How do you have 5k viewers in 26k subs?
Uh, I've spent years cultivating a really good community.
Absolutely.
I mean, bitch.
That's actually the answer.
I've spent years cultivating a really me and the mods have spent years cultivating a really great community
Yep groomed
groomed community
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, I'm happy to announce that we've identified the beach mouse and it's been eliminated
Oh
It's news to me
The beach mouse was laid to rest at sea can one of the artists with rat jam. Can you put a little?
Osama bin Laden beard and silly hat
On him, I just want to see what that would look like. I
Don't I just want to see what that would look like. I'm not I'm not saying the
Why I just want to see what it on the on rat jam
because it's kind of been it's kind of why well cuz all right let me explain let
me explain why I said that okay because I feel like rat the beach mouse donation
has it's it's kind of been a little little terroristic is that a word it's
kind of rain terror this sub-a-thon some people and I'm not the only one that
feels that way okay yeah hostile takeover each mouse is pentas 911 it's I
it's a 9-Eleven in the sub with them that's insane beach mouse thank you
guys the stories of my demise have been greatly overstated beach mouse beach
beach mouse
speech mouse beach-peach mouse take news ideas
Thanks to MKBs. Um, what the fuck was I gonna say? I don't remember. I was gonna say something else. This is crazy though.
We need to get that fucking goal. How have I not gotten the golden cap of train?
Oh yeah. COVID? Yeah. I know. That's why TwitchCon to me, it just feels like such.
Because now, you know, in current year, if any time you plan to go to TwitchCon, you're gonna have to,
You're gonna have to take that time off to go to the con and then also
You got you're gonna have to plan to take at least fucking four days off because you're gonna get COVID
You know, it's just such a it's just such a fucking commitment man. God. It's just such a not worth
And then take nine months off yeah, and then take nine months off to fix your sleeping schedule I did get COVID
I got vaccinated before I went though. Oh you did not oh
Well you can uh, yeah, I gotta give my flu shot
Uh-huh, after this
I gotta give my flu shot this year
Yup
You love that Pikachu?
Yeah, Chosamanda
Yup
Alright, what are we doing today?
Just take vitamin C and D3 in fish oil
Oh
There you go, chap
Why'd they even make the vaccine? We could just take vitamin D
Who cares about that?
Easy.
There we go.
Vitamin Cock Dick.
Chaos Mod.
I wouldn't be opposed to a Chaos Mod day into Dead Rising.
I've never, dude, I've never played Dead Rising ever.
And I've always wanted to, man.
I think we talked about this like a year ago and people were like wait for the remastered and now it's here
It's very good
RP for most subs
Yeah, but I mean we already got enough subs to do whatever we want like we already got enough
Time on the timer to do whatever we want for like two days
You know no RP. I'm down
to RP I
I don't care. Have ever played L.A. New War. Well, no actually there's a um
There's a game that just came out today. That's that's like L.A. New War
Fuck Chelsea was just telling me about it
I'm sure someone in the channel say it
Someone said skimized
Didn't play RP. Yeah shadow of doubt. Yeah, that came out today
Out of early access
You want us to remind you to ask someone to clip the VOD for a character? Oh, right?
Is YouTube guy beard man in the chat if he is he?
Maybe I don't know get the mods. Can you Tommy?
bearded man, where is he?
No, it's him been lot not been long and Tommy's still working
Don't fucking pay these people to have an actual job, you know, I am here. No, you're G beard. I need beard man
What happened to Chase?
Uh, why don't you take my penis and chase something into your asshole?
So.
Uh, I don't know, let's uh...
Uh, let me uh...
I don't know, fuck man, I'm-
I'm down to RP, but it has been like...
I regret to inform you that Jork and the Penis may have been a viewer.
Well no fucking shit, idiot.
Was it you?
I'm gonna dox you, right now.
I'm kidding, that's a joke.
I'm kidding. That's a J. That's a J. That's a J. I think I can joke about doxing people.
I just can't actually do it. Here's this phone number. Phone number? 4.5?
I don't think I can joke. What? Jorkin is a legend. A legend.
Dairy Twitch viewer that watches Penta. That's for sure.
Your car deserves to be kicked. I wish I could.
are fine don't tell that to the monkeys world out of you all right let me lock
in a little bit no jokes it's literally a viewer doing this so they can get a
dumbass mode added to chat lights wait hold on I didn't know I didn't know the
Is there a dork in a mode? That seems like a really, yeah. That seems a little convoluted.
I'm a deranged sub-slut. This is a mode for reference. Oh, that monkey jerking his shit.
You think someone would go through all that effort just to get in a mode added to chat
they want. Come on man. You sound crazy.
Chappy, you actually sound crazy, dude.
Come on. What's going on on Twitter today? They've posted suggestions three times now.
Well, tell me who it is and then I can... are they in the
fucking purple... see if they're in the purple Discord?
Did he get this ramen guy? I can just ask Snow.
I could just ask you.
I could just ask no deep dive does this discord name play a character on the server yeah he's
in the discord yeah that would be crazy suggest a fucking emote doesn't get accepted makes
a character on purple and stream snipes me with the name of the emote that would
be crazy what's going on well I think we're trying to figure out what to do
with our day all right we could RP but it has been like 30 what like 13 days
right I'm kind of feeling an RP cool off day yeah I'm feeling a variety day it's
It's been a lot of roleplay chat.
God damn, it's been a lot, it's been a lot, it's been a lot, it's been a lot, it's been
a fucking shit ton of roleplay, but I do like roleplay.
And I wouldn't mind going on Wrangler and just suspending more people for no reason.
Chaos mod, TOS2.
I don't hate a TOS2 day.
Pay homage to last year's sub-a-thon.
There was all TOS too.
Play New Vegas? No.
Not gonna do that on stream again.
Dead Rising? Possibility.
Alright. Here's mods, here's what I need.
That's so long.
I need a pole.
A long one too.
I need a pole.
Here's the options.
Okay, not RuneScape. Not while.
Here's the options.
Town of Salem.
Two. Two is two.
Chaos Mod. Dead Rising.
Dale and Dawson.
I'm- I- I think I need a- I think I need a break of- I need an RP break.
And Dale and Dawson is pretty much RP.
I think I just need a day to just be Penta.
For a day.
Just for a day, you know?
That's uh, that's that's what that's what I need I think
Bear yeah, it's just been it's been a lot of our P. It's great. I love our P
What day are we on?
Why do people always vote for shit? We get all time well shabby because this is twitch and that's kind of
It's kind of what you know people kind of watch
Day 12
Today is day 12
Two hours while DMing moon moon. I want to come on that bald head bald boy
You ever seen a you ever seen a fat man with one ball in your life
Yeah, it's moves smooths the jester
anyways
You ever seen what one ball look like on a man
Wow, these are all pretty these are all this is kind of an even vote, huh?
Chat vocass
Yeah, a lot of people have seen Sandra so
But I always dude anytime I see someone on to I just love that game anytime I see someone on twitch playing San Andreas
Of my city I sit there and I watch it. I really do man
Dead Rising isn't happening
We can do Dead Rising later
Maybe do chaos mod
And play on a game night for to us to later
Could I invite moon to to us to to get the other side? I don't associate with people
They don't have the same wholesome Christian Republican values as me
So I will so then I will actually be I will be inviting moon then is what I'm saying
So that will be
TOS to in the chaos mod that's an option
Have you also considered this?
Tell Salem to Tommy your theories its bus that guy that's suggestion jork and he's not
He's not even he's not even whitelisted
You love the TOS to stream
Wake up. It's TOS today
Wake soups back up. It's 5 30. That's right guys
live stream for LSF
Streamer from TOS to streamer from LSF
Penta
Jorkin was an actual character shame that just passed him up
Buddy he didn't know what amendments he didn't know amendments existed. He wasn't aware of the American Constitution
I mean we can or the state Tennessee
Also his name, okay
You can have a stupid fucking name or you can be a complete dump you can't do both you can't you can't do both then
It was it was too. Yeah, he
Yeah
Hey women a great janitor. I got his number. Yeah, I can hire him as a janitor. That's fine 10 p.m
Fuck this happened in my town of Salem crew
Dm check. What's that? Let me go get some water and some cold beer. I'll be right back
Guys don't do any insane
Fucking like TT. I don't want to hear any that no no more of that shit
P dandy Pp dandy
Schtt schtt p dandy pp dandy schtt p dandy pp dandy schtt p dandy pp dandy
Lose the long slingshot.
No no no that is so long.
All right listen up.
Listen up everyhwine we have new town of Salem rules.
If I think you're not locked in I'm going to call for a DM on it.
I swear to God I am I'm calling for a DM check.
I've been saying this whole fucking time people aren't locked in and they're just fucking sleep voting and I knew it too and I was right
Which in my opinion has been the fucking sickest shit to come out of this
Do you know I
Soon she's gonna have to
We're gonna have to rework the whole fucking tierless everything
Cuz we got sleepy sleepy fucking
People sit around sexting while I'm trying to play a fucking game man, you know what I'm saying
The integrity of the game is so long, it's been time for you man, you're pooping.
I don't know, it seems like a lot of people don't even fucking care, you know.
I'm not good at the game.
Mark, we care. I'm not good either, so...
You know, between this shit and uh...
I just, lately I've just kind of been feeling like I'm chopped liver to a lot of people, you know what I mean.
Between between the survivor shit and then that shit. It just kind of seems like no one cares about the opportunity that I give people I
Think a lot of people did care about the survivor stuff, but I think the people who didn't like left
I think you were and you were like with the people who cared
This is why I don't like doing things online in in person. I'm a lot more intimidating and I can use that to convince people
You know what I mean? Yeah
Yeah, you do it quick, it's very true.
This is why I don't like doing shit online.
You should just fly them all to an island,
get some gaming PCs set up and do it for real.
Hey man, there's a lot of allegations out there right now.
I don't have an island.
I don't know anything about islands.
I've never even been on a fucking island.
Okay, I don't do that kind of stuff.
Yeah, I don't know out of charm, out of trend.
you're out of trend?
Oh, island.
What?
You're what?
Don't get an island.
OK.
No, I won't.
Because I mean, we saw.
Yeah, we saw what happened when I tried to go to Hawaii.
We saw that.
Exactly.
You will die.
Straight up.
I can't think of a single island that's doing well.
Hello, guys.
Nice to see you all.
Hello.
Why is your early TOS too?
I don't want to role play today.
Oh, really?
I mean, I do, but I don't.
I feel like it might be pushing myself a little bit.
Well, you've been nonstop playing Wrangler
in those last two.
It's been a bit of a Wranglerathon.
Yeah, that's true.
So I think what I need to do is I need to reset today.
I like seeing Wrangler.
Yeah, me too.
And I like playing Wrangler, right?
But it actually is your best character.
I, okay, Jordan's the best.
I like Truckee.
Truckee's the best, yeah.
Truckee.
He is truckie.
Truckie's the best.
And I like playing Wrangler too, okay?
But sometimes, you know, when you like doing something,
you gotta not do it for a day.
Just, this is why people cheat on their wives and stuff.
You gotta not do it for a day
so it makes you appreciate it even more.
I actually had a friend who would cheat on his girlfriend
and he would tell me that's why.
I'm tired of Penta's bullshit.
His RP is stupid.
It's her ass people.
He would, he would be like, I swear to God, he would be like, he'd be like, I just, it helps me appreciate how much I love her.
Wow.
Fuckin' mm-hmm.
That sounds like a good boyfriend, wow.
That kinda makes sense if you think about it a little bit.
Somebody's good at rock n' roll.
Sometimes you gotta go outside and get yourself a gas station and sandwich.
Yep.
You realize the gourmet shit you got back at home.
Right.
I was trying to get into an RPA or something and he just called me a fat idiot.
What is here is the RP has been good lately.
I just, I'm fucking cooked. I just tried to tag someone in a fucking DM.
Like respond to him directly in a fucking DM.
You dropped a Tuner Shock shootout on me.
What do you mean I dropped it on you?
I don't like it.
There were like there were like four fucking cops there
All right
And here's why and here's why okay here's here's and here's why I did this because you guys need to realize
That not every fucking crime scene needs to be treated like NC is okay
There's a hundred fucking shootings a day
You can't sit there and put down fucking markers and goddamn collect bullets and every fucking DNA on scene or else
I mean you just you don't have enough cops for that man. I
Mean you can if you want to but you're it's it's gonna fucking suck sometimes. You just gotta arrest
Who's there whoever is GSR just what I mean what the fuck else do you need no?
I mean because everybody's like a notch no no contest any
It doesn't matter if they have if they if they're GSR positive than just right then who gives a fuck what else you need
Yeah, exactly. NCIS over a shit board in the mall with no motives. Yeah. Yeah, but it's
important to figure out for the charges. No, it's not because here's the thing. 90% of
these people are not going to contest these charges. Now what? You make a good point.
I am wrong. You are completely right. If they don't get a bench, you're wrong. You
are right. You are completely right. Thank you. Well, it's true. You I am stupid.
I'm not saying that you're stupid. You're just not as experienced as me. That's all
No, I am not you are I don't I don't do big scene very often. So I got taken back complete surprise
He did your mic working. Hello. Yes. Oh, there we go
There you are. I am very happy to play to you again. Yeah, you guys are amazing. Thank you. We're happy to have your
Thank you a French chip monkey. What is what is it? That's numpad. Yeah. I am a French person
Yes, the function. Oh, God.
Because we have a key problem with good bone. Yeah.
Yeah. All right. Good. How's the problem?
I'm good. The problem.
Okay. Well, you want me to get into it? Yep.
I got to set something up under my eyes.
We're correct. Would you rather leave your child in a room full of pit bulls or
French philosophers?
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say pit bulls pit bulls.
We too. You're going deep right now. You're going deep because at least the kid has a chance to grow up and be a really good rapper
I mean who knows who do how many fucking French philosophers do you know, man? I
Don't know any me at the hotel room
Alley time
The song hotel room service by people
Okay, alrighty, is this all I have to do?
Alright, send the code.
I'm not even there yet.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure HelloFreshers has given me
the easiest sponsorship of my,
I don't even think they want me to say the name.
Hey, he specifically says, don't say our name.
Do not say HelloFresh.
What the fuck do they want me to do?
Dude, you just said it.
They don't want me to, they're like,
It's better when you know
Hey
Okay, I need you people to wake the fuck up man
Are you doing soups?
Tired. Yeah, I need you to wake up and like I said I announced at the beginning
I need the mods put in the rules. I will at any time. I deem it necessary. There will be DM checks
So that I know people are locked in and actually fucking playing the goddamn game. What I'm not here to play
I'm just here to throw in my weight of French philosophers
That was unreasonable
Unreasonable. Thank you. Finally. What about German French friendship?
Yeah, I I didn't have religion class that ethics classes and I learned a lot about French philosophers and they're pretty good. Yeah, pretty good
Yeah, let's just know I miss us now. This is
You've heard of a coat I think therefore I am you've heard a fuck off. Yeah
What kind of what kind of ethics classes are required for 5m dev work
Well, actually, no, I'm thinking
Okay, now never mind
hold on now that that actually makes sense yeah okay what's what's the words
of Voltaire common sense is not so common good night
What the fuck was that?
That was terrible.
That was awful. No, I didn't like that one bit.
No.
Uncommon snow ale.
Yeah.
Extremely rare.
I'm actually, now I'm...
I wasn't on, I wasn't on Gunebone's side that much.
But now I am. Now I am more. Snow made that worse for him.
Somehow.
I don't know how he did.
That's terrible.
Yeah, so basically Peachwood is, if I think that you're not locked in because you're sexting,
You have to send me a screenshot of, uh, your DM, like it shows your recent DMs, direct messages, and then if there's anyone suspicious, I'm going to ask you to open that so I can see it.
Now, not a screenshot, I'm going to need you to share your screen, huh?
So like, show, well, what if we're not accepting, but we're like, you know, do we have to turn our cams on?
What do you mean cam? I just, I need you to share your screen.
Actually, why are you playing?
What's she doing?
I'm talking about what if someone's like, beating off?
Some people have a very good imagination.
I don't think that's encouraging.
Why can't you people just play games without jacking off?
I mean, is it so hard to fucking play a video game without jacking off?
Yeah.
Why?
How is that that hard?
Not in town, please.
Not in town, man.
Are you saying that you're sitting there in your town, man?
That's all I are you saying that you're sitting there and you're fucking gilling off in between rounds
She was your friend no more no more of that shit man
I'm sick of this man. This is a serious game, and I'm sick of your guys's perversion corrupting my games
Soups has to redo an entire fucking tier list now
Yeah, I
Mean we're gonna have to go through this is kid this this news has completely fucking changed how we play this game
Because now we're gonna have to go through and analyze. Okay. Is this game can we can can it be considered a fair ranking game a fair
Elo affecting game because this person doesn't seem very locked in. I mean one vote effects at all man
It's true. Always nothing. Oh my god
You want to have a tearless?
What did he make that
Last year we played a lot of Town of Salem last year.
So does that affect Deepa?
Does this affect Deepa Chili?
Deepa's out of Town of Salem until she's going to have to wear a chesty belt.
Town of Salem, all right, if she wants to play and also I'm gonna need proof that she's not fucking meta gaming in town of Salem
All right
I mean, that's maybe a scarlet a
Maybe a scarlet a something like that. I don't maybe we could somehow I mean I'm in Texas
I could probably get people chemically castrated pretty easily
So we could do something like that
My the way I think I need a date on the TOS Penta scheme
Is anyone else shocked that you're actually French? I can't believe... Wow.
What?
You were really French.
I am, yeah.
You're not joking.
No, unfortunately.
Our only voice is the closest to my normal voice, which is this voice right now.
You know, I was actually shocked that all those French stereotypes just ended up being true.
What do you mean?
That was the number one shocking thing about Numbad.
What do you mean all of it?
It's just kinda like any European like hating you is like.
You've been watching that news too often.
What news?
The news.
Just the news?
The max news.
Max news.
News max?
What the fuck are you talking about?
You're watching that Fox News.
Oh Fox News!
It's real news.
What?
What? It's fucking fake news!
No it's not! It's real!
The news network, hello!
I thought that Wrangler had just like
done that thing, like
he told me to be Australian, but I told you to like be French.
I didn't think you were actually French.
I don't think you're actually French.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm like are we role playing in here?
What's happening?
Why are we role playing right now?
I'm so sorry.
I just woke up from a nap.
I love home by the way.
Oh I could go for a nap.
What do you mean you just woke up for a nap?
What time did you wake up?
Moose shook me awake and said,
Do you want to play T-Wes?
No that's not good.
What do you mean it's not good?
If you don't show up,
then you're gonna miss it and
Annie's gonna join or fucking
thrive God help us. Well hold on what do you what time did you wake up? Like like like
9am? Yeah like what time did you wake up for your day? Oh um yeah I think 9am 10am. Why
so early? I just wake up and then I get really sleepy I don't know I'm like chronically
fatigued lately. You should have been like the last like three years. Hey man me too
Well, that's me every day. What's what's your sleeping situation like?
Like how do I sleep? Yeah, like do you have your do you have your phone?
I might honestly be my snoring that's fucking with her because when she was recovering from a sickness upstairs
She would wake up and be like, oh my god, like I feel so good. So I think she might just need to go to a different room
You yeah, I would be the one that goes to a different room, buddy
You guys could do a separate bedrooms. Yeah
Just get a bunch themed a sheet paint machine. All right guys first DM check someone's come clean from the last town of Salem game
About he's exposing it. He's exposing himself before
Well, I mean it's
He called me a fake veteran and then killed me. Yeah, that was pretty that was pretty
No one's god. I'm really starting to think that no one gives a fuck about this game, but me and soups
I'm actually starting to think that no one gives a fuck about this game
But me and soups and I've thought about this about role play for a while
too I just you know what now toxic pet is coming back good yeah because I think
I've actually been too nice to fucking people for too long because am I smoking
crack what you're about to have a crack down your fucking skull if you keep
talking yeah I I will hit women I don't care number one I don't care okay
Can't do that I saw some shit about how Rihanna was fucking trying to groom Justin Bieber
No, so to think a CRISPR. I don't know. Maybe he maybe he was just trying to do some shit
No, I mean, maybe he was maybe he knew some shit. We did it. We don't know what was said
There's a tweet of her saying 15 year old Justin Bieber just showed me his abs yummy. Yummy
Oh, okay
Yummy yummy, that's what she said yummy yummy yummy
We're saying some wild shit on Twitter back in the day
She was 22 this was a 2015 she was 22 at the time he was 15
It's Rihanna a French philosopher. No, she's a R&B artist French philosophers like their young boys
even page
Well, it's potting.
Peach is college educated.
Wait a minute.
It's too bad she's just so goddamn autistic because it really just
It really just really just.
Listen, I'm very, very paper smart.
But then when I talk, I just, it's like I have 50 tabs open at once in my brain.
It's really bad.
Like you're just pulling from and you just can't find the right tab.
I just, it's hard to describe what it's actually like to be.
A lot of animal facts in there.
Let's hear one. Let's hear one peach. Let's hear a good one. None of that puffer fish shit
Okay, what's wrong with you were talking about the dolphin
Yeah, okay, but what's wrong with that we just everyone knows that that's a common fact
Goldfish can live like 15 years, you know
They can live way longer than that coif is gonna live for 200 years
It's like their average lifespan is like 15 years is like normal now well
They come from the same family as Carps and and so do koi fish and koi fish can live for like two and it's not
Uncommon actually for koi fish live like 80 years
That's pretty cool. Yep. There you go
Get you some koi fish. Yeah
Yeah, it's really not uncommon
Really, I would love I'd love to have a saltwater tank but I've heard horror stories of people
losing like $5,000 worth of like fishing. Yeah overnight when the power goes out.
Yeah, but I mean I guess if you know I could get a generator I guess and when he's back
from your right.
This if you just get a generator getting cold in your house you gotta keep putting
the oil in the saltwater fish tank to power it.
That's another problem is that sniff town and I keep the house so goddamn cold that there's certain plants that it's just not an option for having inside
What do you keep it at like 70?
We turned it down to 66 when we're sleeping Jesus Christ. Yeah when we're in you know, so that's like 10 hours out of the fucking day
66 under the like I would assume like four fucking covers, right?
No, just like well we have separate blankets, which is that's a life. That's a life hack
That's a life hack for if you want a relationship to work do separate play because I like to she likes to burrito. I like to burrito
You know what I mean? Yeah, you both want to burrito. You both want to burrito
65 and I got a
Comforter kind of thing. No, I'm a duvet guy. I'm a
67 with a comforter if you get a really nice duvet
You'll never go back to just normal comforters ever
I'm telling you just a just a really really really nice duvet man. That shit is nice
Between a comforter and a duvet. I think it's the way it's filled down feathers. Yeah, but there's different levels of duvet as well
I do like a medium
puffiness
There they're awesome, and I I love duvets. They're sick
Did I fall into a bed base and beyond discord?
No, and I don't think anyone's smoking crack and stabbing people in here, so oh
And I think you also just showed your age
It might change if a couple rounds. That's true
That's true. Well, we're waiting on anyone.
Wait too long, I'm gonna have to step out.
Why?
That first time I got clipped.
I'm gonna go pick up one of my kids.
What the fuck are you doing here?
Yeah, where's that kid?
Fuck it, fuck it.
You come out the fuck here.
He can drive.
Rufio!
That's all?
Rufio!
25 gifted!
There he is!
25 gifted there he is
Thanks, Rufio for the 25 gifted
This fucking twitch money glitch is insane. What the fuck
Wait, go on yeah, this fucking gifted this like matching sub should they're doing roof?
25 twitch would eat on top of it. Oh
That's crazy. I know and a golden cap. Oh, I would fucking I would suck dick
for the capital. Let's go. Where's McComber? I actually would. McComber is not going to
be awake for another six hours. Oh, he's sleeping. Oh, yeah. He's fucked. He sleeps. Yeah, he's
sleeping schedule. It's like one AM right now. Yeah, no, this is this is like being said,
well done. Most likely. Code in the chat. I guess we can go with 14.
I thought the limit was 14 in my mom
Oh, that's why you're up to your Clifford shape it up man. I know I know
Yeah, there's gonna be some big DM checks on Clifford. I know
She'll be a cup. Oh, I'm leaked. I'm leaked. Oh shit
And what's this I hear about banning ERP in terms of
Mm-hmm
I mean we saw how much it the fuck it fucked up man. It a fucking my last goddamn game
Right role play community is damaged by this incident you know
I just saw the chat. I don't I didn't watch the Japanese community guys. I'm not bad. I didn't know how bad it actually was
For once I'm trying
It was bad
Close my fucking chat too, man. Holy shit
What close my chat?
I'm not in your fucking chat. All right now see we've we're back to square one now
I don't now I don't believe anyone man. We're actually back now. Now. We're back to fucking last year
I know I don't fucking believe anyone about anything
I check it a month. No get the muds. I haven't been in a chat all fucking day. Of course. I have trust issues
Get the mobs. Where's the receipts? There we go. Off to a good start, Toxic Town. Off to a good start.
Yep. Come on, one person.
He's angry.
That news just really upset me. It's been a lot of upset. This sub-a-thon has been a lot of upsetting news for me.
Sorry, man.
All right, thank you.
This is why you shouldn't cheat on your husband, by the way.
Because it fucks the whole friend group just like this.
friend group just like that all you don't care there's super something
happened to the cadet thing oh yeah big time yeah so sad yeah Peter would
feature when that she just couldn't drive the fucking car she just couldn't
fucking drive the goddamn car that's not yeah and then look what happened I was
That wasn't on me! Was that on me?
Mmm, you've just been killed by my battles for like four hours.
No, you don't, Jake. I watched it.
Alright.
Say, what happened with the Kennen to remember a thing?
I can't talk about it.
He's killing the man.
You know what the worst part is, Penta?
Your sub-a-thon right now is probably like the best sub-a-thon ever done on Twitch.
I agree.
And this shit is- it's crazy that this shit's happening to you.
Yeah, I mean it's- I've had a lot of upsetting news. I mean,
we've- there's been some banger-fucking things that have happened so far.
Truckee? Hugebanger?
Truckee!
Hospital shit? Lottery tickets?
I like Truckee.
Truckee was a good guy.
He was a good man.
The VODs are being fired.
Thank you.
I heard on radio that some people are like...
Good glazing suits.
AI vehicle, I was like what?
Yeah, I forgot the radio.
I was like what the fuck? I don't know. I'm not fucking with it.
Didn't go to it
One is truckie coming back. Where the fuck is the boy at I
Want to say anything but I was curious as well
Where's this more pie isn't here more pies in the disco where is she though? Who is more by maybe?
M-roll and she has respectfully
Mr. Mountain first you fuck over Nemo with that dog shit verdict and now you're
You are not they had enough
Okay, mr. Seth the fan shooting
That's crazy this coaster that Chelsea got me
Wild the other city soups
That was good meta check that was a good meta check good good. Okay good
Jesus well no don't look her up because if you do you'll be
You know, you'll have to watch for at least 30 minutes.
Oh my god.
I'm shocked.
I don't think I need 30 minutes.
Yeah, I was gonna say 30 minutes.
They're going for a world record?
What the fuck?
I'm looking at it.
That was a Wrangler take right there.
How do you spell that?
Who knows?
Mitty Wrangler and Pantah close or personally,
he's an A-Tink.
I can't believe that shit.
Hi!
Have you been running here about it yet?
No, I mean no we talked a little bit, but I just I can't believe that
We're sitting here, and I'm just like all right town of Sam with my friends, and she's like thinking about moon just fucking
Dicking her down man. Just plowing her. Isn't that?
She's just like just breeding her man. I just
Treat her like cattle man
Fucking breeding
That was so long of an impression that it was like a joke thread, you know, I was like
What pisses me off is Moon could have just joined the lobby
I'm glad that didn't happen because then she would have been like oh no don't bend me over the fucking
No, don't put me on the gallons
Take my birth control out and then tomorrow you'll see it's not me
Not crazy
Every time I feel like I have seen everything from the role play committee. Oh my god, there are new bombs dropping
This isn't the world long
I you know, you know all this shit happened and like I feel like the Rp
within two consenting adults so far when I was like well cut them off no no no
I think there's more later but you know this whole thing was overshadowed
you know what overshadowed this this whole thing overshadowed banana just
showing up to twitchcon and just pretending like nothing happened man did
anyone see that banana brie yeah she posted a picture for a twitch I'm like
what's up guys and I was like damn she's really just gonna fucking show
up like she she called me again why are they relevant oh she's not she's got
a regulatory way yeah she said some she said worse than that we got we got beef
right now she so here's what happened so she she pretty much talked so she was
like in my friend circle right can life is sacred not hear me I can hear you
All right, that's the fifth time you've tried to interrupt me mods check his DMs
Mods get a DM check no, I know ask him for a DM check mods get them
All right, I got the muddle detective was
Thank you good
But anyway, she she was kind of like in my friend circle and then she started RPing with Chang gang
And then just kind of ignored me
Why are they in the middle of that?
What's your name?
Because Chen Gang sends their regards.
Chen Gang sends their regards.
You always mention them. I don't know if this is like...
Because they're on top.
Oh, you're disgusting.
Number one gang.
YPD.
So, she started our peeing with them,
and then this guy,
Rated Epics, okay,
he ended up getting canceled,
And then he was like, I'm just going to cancel everyone else too, because fuck it.
And then he leaked a bunch of DMs between him and her, where she was also being
really homophobic and toxic and shit.
And she called me gay.
So in DMs, she said to him, but was it like, uh, I think the penta, like,
they were talking shit about me and she was like, yeah, he's so fucking gay.
Lol.
So did she mean that in like, oh, you suck way?
Or did she mean that in, okay.
What?
Not like the Bean Day is the rock and roll game.
$3,700 card?
Shit, that's pretty good.
Also, we're playing Tom Salem.
I got an AK card lost, right?
Or yesterday?
OK, all right, go ahead.
Go ahead.
I heard you got an AK card.
But anyway, so here's the, here's to me just the,
mwah, part of it, right?
Is that she pretty much stopped hanging out
with me and being friends with me
to like be in this other friend group who then canceled
her and just completely fucking ignored her when she started getting canceled.
So yeah, I mean, she should have the angel.
So absolutely, absolutely fucking destroyed.
Should have stayed in the pentiverse.
We still we still allow some canceled people in here.
Clifford, like who?
What happened to you, Cliff?
Well, I mean, he's going to get canceled someday.
But but for now anybody, you know, and I know that.
And, you know, we'll I should have joked about stuff.
That's just it!
Penta knew the whole time!
Penta knew!
That is actually very risky behavior to joke about.
Alright Clifford, what are you doing though?
You'll farm clips.
DM check him.
DM check Clifford.
Who do you want to check?
I mean, fuck it, I'll leak it.
I'll leak myself.
Lobot has an announcement.
He wants to get in the chat.
Yes, Lobot.
I have nothing to hide.
Does that mean that you've been...
Hail him out.
Not ERP, just writing.
I like everybody's attention, please. Yeah, all right. Okay, go ahead
Please subscribe please subscribe to mr. BigPenta mr.
BigPenta because if not because it's not my dad won't let me eat dinner
I
I went to one of those, uh, I went to one of those like clearance sales, but it was, it was like Coney, 2020, 2012 clearance. That was a good deal for me.
That was a good clearance sale I got from Coney. Fantastic.
They're shirts were nice there.
Yeah, they were.
I got one.
Yes!
Yeah, yeah, let's start it up.
Come on guys, let's look it in.
If you want a true toxic town, you should invite that banana lady.
I I would welcome her back I would welcome her back into the pentiverse. I
Would do that because here's the thing
Just a bit legitimately
If someone just apologizes to me for anything I'm cool with it. That's all I and I just just communication
Because I understand how shit gets man. You know people, you know
That's life right you kind of you get lost in the sauce, you know what I mean and
Sometimes you lose who you are a little bit, but you can always come back. You know
I really do believe that
Well, you never did anything to me
No exceptions there's exceptions there's always exceptions, but for the most part I believe that
Sure soups is gonna die day to
No, there's no transphobes
You can you can you can change
All of his characters are super annoying
You came the will day yeah, I mean a lot of people not a lot of people but I think I think
I think
I think over like the last 30 years most people's opinion
On like gay people has changed in general, you know what I mean?
Hi, I lock it in. Oh
Died without finding a true love. That's kind of sad feeds off fucking reaction. I tried to story in one act
Who will love me and the basic number one person play a devil. I love you
Oh, smoked!
All right!
So it's serial killer!
Yeah!
All right!
Guys?
Do we have an HR department?
I don't think so. This is like a 1040...
Oh, it was Peach!
Yeah, well, she's dead.
This is a 15th century town, guy.
I'll be in the HR department if you want.
No.
Anyone have the information?
Yes, okay. I'm HR. Would you like to report it to me? Yes
All right
Some some fellow named Clifford is sending me shit. I know here comes guy fucking he says he says goon
I want you so bad. I
Can't stop thinking about you. I swear to God. It says this is says my pussy get warped and tingly your
Why are you are so damn cute bread to me? That's what he said bread
Please help so it sounds like you have a dyslexic pervert coming after you. Yeah, I was just killing you with his yeast
Quick kill this guy
Fuck yeah, I'm okay with the Clifford. Do you have any defense?
Clifford
That was supposed to be a private moon
Moves I'm not moon. That's goo. Oh
goo
I'm not dead bald
Bouldie. Yeah, he's got two horns. Topical. Alright, let's go Clifford, I guess.
Why do you want to go Clifford so bad? Well, he just got accused of being a baker.
Oh, true. You got a lot of- What do you say?
it. What's your defense?
Look, listen, I thought this was an open relationship with with Goon. You know, he told me again and
again, I'm just so. It's okay to listen. Big bread in his house.
That's all you got to say for yourself. This guy, a fucking jester could be. Well,
we hang those though. Yeah, ultimate. Yeah, that would be no.
Fucking I wish I wish okay. No, I'm bad. She's bad
You know you're talking to I
What the fuck is this man? All right mods. I actually need to DM check
What was that man, I actually do need
What the hell was that shit?
I was sexually harassed by a carman.
Ben, I will die.
Alright, we got Ichi in the game.
I wonder if I can just not say anything.
I'm gonna try to not say anything.
I wonder if I can get away with it.
Huge!
Berserker Serial!
Ha! This game's over.
Oh no!
Yeah, this game is really over.
Oh no!
No, we have two coffin dead, man. We got this.
In fact, dooming at this point of the game is a little suspicious.
Dog, it's fucking over.
We're talking, we have six towns.
We got, dude, no one's locked in.
All right, no, okay.
I'm not going to say anything.
Let's see how fucking locked in everyone is.
Okay.
That's a huge bubble right there on me.
That's so long.
Shut up.
okay jailer why were you attacked no he bubbled me night one though so how is
it huge I want to I want to give a free pass because I have to dip for a
little bit and I don't want to vote me what the hell see you fucking talk
about me okay that that explains I forgot you were not here two nights ago man it
was bad there's a lot well because no one was no one was locked in playing at
like 3 a.m. nobody fucking said anything Moose was just screaming my name and
people were voting me that's that was legitimately the games during your
Yes, man. No one was fucking playing people are just like well fucking pentas here
I guess I'll just join this game because he's so funny and my life is dull without a minute and then but which is fine
I understand that but at least fucking try to play the game
Yeah, I'm trying. I just have to be AFK for 10 minutes, and I don't want to hold anybody back. Well, are you bad?
Am I bad? Yeah
Like a bad role. No, are you are you a bad mom? Are you a bad mom? What's your role?
Oh, okay. Well, maybe you should go get your kid from school then school soccer practice
Okay
I
Explain when I when she said am I bad when I asked are you bad she her response was am I bad if somebody responds?
Okay, this is actually psychology if somebody responds to you with the question that you just asked it means that they're guilty
Yeah, but if but they're a okay, so we don't have to worry about that could be a lie
I don't trust anything that could be a fucking lie
She might not even have a kid
Penta got votes for no fucking reason it could be this could be I've seen this before this is fake kid strap
I've seen fake kid strap before I know what this is
Excuse me. She's down to set her afk. There's a reason we kill her. What watch watch when she's the serial killer
Dude, I've seen I've seen I've seen the fake kids rat
I've seen it in wow before when people don't want to fucking raid anymore because they keep they've been wiping on the same boss for two
Hours I have a kid. I have to go. I said that when I was 18 once. I didn't have a kid
Don't you just say
It's the first game
Okay, watch this serial killer. I said my grandma fell down the stairs, but not uh, I have a kid
I am a serial killer, but I really do. Oh my god
Sorry, I just I'm just I'm actually just playing on another level. I'm sorry
There was no
Man
Yeah, I'm joking.
Yup.
They got Thrive.
No.
The guy who was actively trying to kill me and...
Psychic.
Right.
C'mon, baby, at least one evil.
Weird.
What the hell?
Why was he hiding that information?
Kill Goon.
Whoa.
Yeah, well.
Hell no.
Kill Goon.
No, we can't goon.
Let's be logical.
Why are we killing Goon?
Yeah, hold on. I was investigating.
No, I think he investigated me and then he investigated you.
No, he investigated both of us at night one and then he investigated.
No, that's not how it works. He picks one of us and then it like gives him information.
Here's what we do. Kill Goon, unless Soops tries to deflect to me then Soops is also bad.
Wait, wait, wait. I have an important question though.
Yeah.
So, I genuinely don't know.
So, if he investigated only one of us Soops, why do you put two of our names down there?
because that's how psychic works
you don't you know how the first name is probably who we clicked on and then the
other names is what the game gave him as information
between you and me and we can both be good
but at least one is good
and then
uh... you penta
and list what at least one is evil that means you
penta or less is bad
okay yeah
i investigated
nemo and also doing and they were fine
What's in there?
What did you find from my investigation?
Nothing.
Apocalypse shows up as innocent by the way.
Okay.
So why do you want to get goons, Penta?
Oh, because he's bad.
No.
Oh, am I bad?
Bad at the game or he's like an evil role?
He's bad.
I might be bad at the game.
That is true.
But why am I bad?
Well, I can explain if you want it.
Yeah.
Okay, either Elizabeth Jack or you are evil. Okay. And I think that thrive visited you last night. You stayed home and he rampaged
Well, here's the thing
Liz is on
Strives notes. So you really think I rather than Liz?
I think it might be Liz actually is Liz is on
Those notes and just got mentioned again. I'm just saying I was there Chris stay at home
Yeah, they rampage at home same as where wolves daddy bitches vote so easily you did well
I mean, let's see what you have to say, Goon.
Yeah, what's your role, Goon?
All you've done is call those dirty bitches.
And you call them bad people on horse.
Just go to Goon and see what he has to say.
Listen, I was propositioned by some little bastard
to bred him, OK?
I'm trying to just survive and not get
sexually harassed in my own home.
I'll swap my vote.
That's it.
I have to.
No one was changing their vote for no fucking reason.
Wait, bodyguard, bodyguard, but didn't it?
But didn't they say he was investigating?
No, no, that was someone else.
No, protect, protect, protect.
So why would you protect?
Protecting Penta Knight one is the dumbest thing you can always protect Penta.
Yeah, but no one's going to attack Penta.
I got a bone innocent on that.
He did not.
Didn't.
Guilty, guilty, guys, guilty.
They did not protect Penta.
You're lying, Liz.
I'm alive.
Please, Liz, you liar.
Let's.
You're deadly.
Oh, I think he might have been a bodyguard.
No, he wouldn't.
No, I'm glad it seems to be very confident.
So I voted with Numpad here.
OK.
Let's see.
How about this thing, actually?
I think Goon voted innocently.
Why would Goon vote?
Fantastic.
Why, you assholes?
Baker!
make a very big of a pen job just saying
no pain will tell you i didn't know that no
no no need to fuck you up tonight
no
well tonight
uh...
i have to kill
because marshal is fucking op
yeah marshal would marshal would uh... would ruin this would would fuck us
Damn, there's still a jailer out there too.
Wanna confirm me?
I'm gonna hope that no one's paying attention to that.
It's just too good, you know?
Thank you, Soops.
I appreciate it, but um...
Unless the jailer died here, then this could be unwinnable.
Oh, they just...
They just lost their executability, nevermind. Huge. That's actually huge.
Actually fucking huge.
Night 1 went.
Nice.
One less bodyguard, uh, go secretly.
Alright, who's live?
I'm alive.
Well, I've made a big mistake.
I've been a big, big mistake, you know?
Were you the jailer?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, you killed Goon!
Wait, at last. Hold on.
Were you the jailer?
Maybe.
Oh my god, now it's...
Oh no, both of you.
I'm the only citizen here.
Fuck you both.
wait wait what what's your role
you are both a evil stop talking
yeah i was a jaylor
all right rambo so are we just get to kill numpad then
well i got to turn you way up
i'm blaming him
wait have you been talking this whole game
yeah
oh shit you were like low low to me
wait
wait are you the jailer yeah i'm the jailer i want to see i want to see who
claimed it
he's a bit
kill them and then you get to kill me okay personally he's a bit she she
claimed she claimed my role and then also uh... and then also accused us of
being bad
what would you do
show show your notes big
big boy show your notes
you will be a show of my notes your notes are fucking all fucking role you
your notes are all fucking rp
who with the terpino and i don't even date to win all i thought about the
sales care
i've been in jail this i've been in jail this whole fucking time is right
Now Rambo, please kill me personally, but first let's kill Penta together. Come on now. Come on. You know you want it
Come on now. You want to grab my my neck with your
Teen finger and just go home, you know
The hell are you talking about? Vote Penta. What the fuck is wrong with you?
You're just rambling in coherent nonsense at the moment
I'm both Penta out choose Penta is that and what are these notes Penta?
Uh, that's my jail list. I was gonna jail you night one, but I got roll blocked
It's my list. What the hell?
Rambo
Hey, listen, you just fucking spoke some French at me. I'm pretty sure
Also, I've been trying to get I tried to get bongo killed because I if you if you see there
All right, his story was all fucked up. I didn't want to reveal his jailer though. No one would listen to me
No, no, you... Rambo, kill Panta, and then you can kill me, please.
Oh, okay.
I'm dead.
I think I have to kill Rambo, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Because he protects other people, he doesn't protect himself.
I'm pretty sure.
If it goes on Dumpad, you lose.
No, you don't understand the game.
Please learn the game before you try to tell me how to play it.
Thank you!
Yes, I do.
Wow, no, you know you are civilian. He can't protect himself. He can protect other people
Oh, I can't believe that
Wow, I'm here. Oh, wow. I'm not gonna lie. Both of you are fucking stupid. You deserve a thrive word
I should my nose. I said that I don't know. I'm not gonna ramble or both
Oh, yeah, that doesn't know how to count Rambo doesn't know what attention. Yep. No Rambo
I'm gonna agree Rambo not rock not not locked in. I'll agree with that. Good job. Mr.
Here we go
That might that might that might need to be a that might need to be a
I
Couldn't believe that fucking numpad fucked up the execution. I was like, oh should I just one
I'm not gonna lie you probably confused the shadow Rambo because he's like wait am I stupid but in reality you're the stupid one
So he was confused all around
Articulation minus
Yeah, you shouldn't have I would never protect numpad jailer
I would much rather just protect myself. No, no, we had a game Rambo just doesn't know what he's doing
That was the only channel in I'll actually good. Please. Well, you gotta hear the thing
You got to play with the cards you're dealt man, and you were dealt a jailer. Yes, but it was numpad jailer
Which is basically you basically got a fourth coming because I do know that I knew numpad was gonna get attacked
Yeah, but you also have to let her die because if you don't she's gonna kill someone that's innocent
You yeah, but goon was gonna know another level man another level dude. I'm telling you probably didn't even reveal a role
while he was jailed. He probably just said some dumb shit.
I'm telling you, you just let no man die there.
Listen to your sassy bitch.
Probably.
I need a caller. I need an admin sent.
I was OOT killed because this motherfucker was sassy about me sassing the French.
First of all, second of all, you dirty motherfuckers.
The entire line of questioning was, what are you?
Are you banned?
This was the entire investigative process.
I'm playing as the game, I'm gonna start sucking dick.
But the story is right, I actually made a mistake counting the 8-3-4.
Yes, he did.
And you killed him, he actually refi-
Good, another place, the game.
He actually said his role and you killed him?
That kill was so surprising.
How about that call out on the fake kid strat though?
Oh yeah, smart.
I don't think it-
Was she lying or what?
No, they said it at the very beginning. Oh, that was a fake kid. She said kill me. I'm gonna go. I
Listen soups you're I'm I hate to say this man. I'm worried. I worry that you're a bit rusty
My only my only issue was trusting Rambo, which is a major flaw don't get me wrong
But he should have known that numpad was obviously the jailer, which means obviously you you're bad
Yeah, but you didn't see the obvious fake kids around also my note my note said that I was jailed and your note says I wasn't jailed
No one pays attention to this game. We can put Rambo on a lock and cool cool down
If you know, it's whatever look, we just asked Rambo what he was thinking at least like yeah, he wasn't the entire game
I was trying to figure out how the fuck to set up a goddamn to us freak off
in one night and I'm like what the fuck why don't we party in a house right now god damn check
he's on a login check his neons oh man can I just get another sex change
it is made sex it's 2024 yeah we don't care hey you can do what you want yeah
you go who doesn't go for it guys I'm all fresh
like to thank hello fresh for sponsoring the dog shit cadet survivor
absolute zero it's available in all countries
what would be thank you hello fresh this was supposed to be this was supposed to be during the last
cadet survivor uh channel
But you know
Hey, I think the court thing was pretty funny. I don't care. Hello. I'm never gonna do it. That was the last mr
Big Pound to challenge. It's ever gonna
It's actually peaches fall, it's done
It's over it's done you will make her crap
You guys fucked it up snow has some sweet shit you guys fucked it up
Okay, then did in what did you vote for?
I
Wasn't decided but hey silence is violence. I was undecided
yeah, but
You know the thing is I think that this is the problem that in your other big p-pen the challenges
We're probably doing it with streamers that
Not locked in not locked in again. Yeah, you're right people just people people just aren't locked into general anymore
No, I mean you were doing it with streamers that had a bunch of money, but like for a lot of
People that just play GTA
Absolutely not
They don't have a lot of money and people who had it wait who's this streamer with a lot of money? I
Notoriously hang out with no fucking name broke streamers
Komodo cried in the monopoly challenge because he needed the money so bad
Yeah, that actually happened
two times, two times, two times.
That's your miver thing though.
So what was the pinball prize?
Well, can they split the pinball machine up?
No, I haven't told Trav yet, but my rental guy,
I'm going to have him reach out to Trav
and have him rent whatever gaming
he wants for two months.
And I'm just going to pay for it.
Oh, I wonder the game or the guys he's covered.
Trab a big pinball head. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
perfect me
I've been trying to get peach to go to one of the pinball bars
She could she wouldn't be able to play it it would kill her
There's a lot of flashing lights and noise
I should play with sold chaos he plays every Tuesday with a group that takes it seriously enough
That could be I usually take Tuesdays off. I
I guess, you know, a Twitch rank league would be pretty fun though.
Alright, yeah, I'll consider it. That might be fun.
TOS ranked.
I think I saw, maybe that's who I saw, does he upload that to YouTube?
Uh, cause I think I saw that.
I think I saw something like that. Yeah? Okay.
do you know what i do
all my people reach out and that can be fun
no murder
not a day to be
that can be fun
ah you are claiming psychic right now soops huh
that's a very early psychic review that's a little weird
pretty early psychic uh wrong
i think that's it i'm in your post
you're wrong and stupid
and listen soops has to be an executioner here
and his target is easily numpad
He wouldn't because he knows that he because you're gonna bet on me being able to convince everyone that it's numpad here
You put us in a 50-50. Well, hold on. Let me you know that because you know that all the numpads gonna do is fucking French Ramblin
You just smoked you this doesn't mean you it's at least I didn't hear what moves that number one
You could both be good both
Is this house like it works now?
Yeah, it's always worked like that always like this. No, it used to be three don't masses. Okay. He's right.
You're bad. The first night used to be for bad, but and now it's it's the two for good, but it's always been at least one.
Oh, they reversed it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can vouch for Mum Pad.
Oh, really? Okay. And she visited two different people last night.
one night. How does that only
one roll can visit two people
on one night. What's that? Oh,
what the hell? The truth. Yeah.
Hey, I'm saying you got a lot of
good information on this game.
What was it called? It's not
called the bus driver.
Transporter. Is that in this
game or was in this game
That role that rolls sick yo, we could probably get that mod that uh
It includes all that shit
I was just asking I'm trying to think of roles that target to that was basically the good witch right
It is swapped people's position. Yeah
Why is it moot and getting
votes
I just click on people
I mean, if we have no
What did you at seven o'clock last night mootin
Ti
So what did you do I
investigate
You know ti you know town investigative can't be chosen by a ritualist or a
Doomsayer
You can just say what you want.
Is that true?
Yeah, just say what you want.
Just tell us exactly what you want and what you did.
Yeah, just reveal your notes.
It sounds sassy, but it actually is true.
They can't guess you.
Yep.
I just don't know if I believe you.
Oh, get this guy out of here.
Oh, someone got caught.
I threw it on.
You made a bug.
Yeah, that's what you do.
Oh, wow.
You guys are insane.
That's bloodthirsty.
That's really fun.
Hey, I threw that hook out first and I real big fish.
That's all I gotta say.
You will see me.
I'm gonna die.
This is my brother.
Come on, Charlie.
Why did you start rambling?
Why did you do that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's true.
God is ass.
What is ass?
Why didn't you give him his last word, man?
He's dead now.
Oh.
What the hell?
I
So that's why you clicked on damn you guys just got owned by Thrive. Oh, that's why he was I can't believe you guys
Just got owned by Thrive. What do you mean moving on himself when he just had a terrible thing. That couldn't be me man
I think the overlays broken and I said that 15 minutes ago
I think I think the website's broken or some shit. I got it on it's just not fucking working chat not locked in
Yeah, I don't know why doesn't work must be broken. I
Rea I reinstalled and everything
Or like I remade it. It's not working. I'll try to make a new source
I got info I got info I am going to I am going to reveal right
oh hello hello oh hey it's nice I fix it mr. big tech support alright first off
let me leave the council for today guys I am a seer alright night one okay
Night one. I see it's Penta and Pitchachu. Of course
Night two I see it click forward and go you click me now one
Hey, you know supposed to you know, we're
Can we kill her?
Don't
Good shit actual good
Oh
Good girl, I hate getting clicked god damn. I hate getting clicked all right now who would do that? Oh
The hell is cliford cliford are you bad? No, wow
I feel like I would do that for the memes you know
will go on a response from cliford there
what's your role
my role is staying alive and being a friendly son of a gun
it's not what i'm sure
what what's confusing about them is feet
why are you giggling what's so funny
i'm a man just trying to steal what's so funny
okay
look at what's your role
uh... i can't really reveal
but sorry sorry now
okay why don't you just say you're a lineman
You can say something like town investigation or whatever.
I guess we just killed one.
Town investigation.
All right.
Town protective, town investigative.
No.
Don't do that.
They're probably both evil.
Honestly, I feel like one is probably coven,
one's probably neutral evil.
That would still show them as enemies.
Yeah, we're just both being very susser right now.
Yeah, we know that, Peach.
Yeah.
Hey.
I didn't know that.
Hey, Peach has been studying.
It's good.
She's smart on paper.
Yeah, I'm very paper smart.
She's paper smart.
Yeah.
She should work at the office.
Oh, that's like a compliment, right?
Yeah, you know, everyone has their thing.
I sound very good in an academic paper.
I've got a rope.
Small.
I got to take my kid to school.
I'll be gone for like 10 minutes.
Oh, the kid.
Yeah.
Sorry, guys.
Oh, my God.
I just can't fucking lock in, can you?
Guys, can we get at least one person to suck?
That's on the gallows, like I can't...
Guys, can we get one Hello Fresh sign up?
Just one, dude.
Is it pop?
Come on, guys. One sign up, please.
You know, if you leave your kid at school, it'll teach him a good lesson that they can't rely on anybody.
So, I might as well start with him.
That's so long.
He's pretty smart.
What?
They're having issues for the rest of their fucking lives.
You should be able to feel like you can rely on your parents. It's horrible.
Yeah, what's wrong with you?
I guess I should have invited soups to the party I just didn't fully believe that he was good
Yeah, you know, well, we got three out three left.
We haven't seen.
We haven't seen any other kills.
What the fuck is that?
How's that?
Yeah, he's got to go.
He's not alone.
I can't believe Chelsea just opened up a $3,000 card.
Does that hurt? Yeah.
yeah that's she's got the highest fucking card in the household
moody why did you come and visit me
i didn't this wait night night two i was doing something helpful for you
someone did visit you this night
yeah i know they were because i i was helping myself out i and nobody came to try and kill me
Oh, yeah, no one tried to kill me today.
You can do that in this game.
Yeah, man, there's some rules where you can help yourself.
Oh, why did anybody last night, why don't we just fucking kill
Nurtandia and get it the fuck over with?
Why? You're fucking bad.
What? How do you know?
Because you ain't good.
Well, OK.
What are you?
OK, backstreet boy, ass motherfucker.
I'm a vet. I don't like it. I don't trust any of you.
Bullshit!
Vet claims!
What?
Bull, they kill her ass.
No!
You'd be doing a horrible thing if you kill me. Horrible, horrible thing.
Well, we might as well kill you, because if you're a veteran, you're just going to be begging for change in the street soon anyways.
Doing you a favor.
What is?
Wow.
I have a question that might reveal something about me.
What the hell is a socialite do? It's not what my role is, but it's something
Oh, uh, Nepo babies? Wait killed her dandy. What are you guys doing?
Sure
I mean, she's gotta go
I don't gotta go
Yeah
Statistically one person in this lobby is yakking it right what the fuck i'm not yakking it
I don't yak in
I don't want to hear that what's yakking
jork in their shit oh wait are we not supposed to do that I thought we were
just not supposed to ERP all right you tell me I can't be jorking right now
don't have the stuff take the fucking shit out of your pussy that fucking
moods controlling with your with his phone okay I don't I don't want that
I don't want that shit in my lobbies anymore man I'm sick of your fucking
perversions corrupting the sanctity of this game
Yeah, one of those in my pussy too get out of your pussy go. Sorry for believing in me Rambo and moody
But
They didn't believe in you they just weren't locked in
That's a good one to get out though
Yeah, they could get three because they could they can turn that shit
They can they can turn that show around pretty quick. I think I'm dead tonight, you know, we're playing talks town
I'm I'm getting real. I'm gonna I think I'm actually gonna start being more toxic in and everything I think
It was down it was downstairs why did you order so?
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna start in everything why I think I've been to me like people have been fucking with me lately man
You know what I'm saying?
Like, Rambo's been aww right.
This is great. No one died.
Liz, what's your role?
Me?
Yeah.
I role tracker.
Tracker?
How much Rambo had?
I investigated or I seared Liz and Rambo last night and their enemies.
Interesting.
Uh oh.
Interesting.
Sounds like Liz is coming or...
Coven or Apocalypse?
She said Apocalypse.
Doesn't know how to show up, right?
What's the other, what is,
do we know what the other Coven is?
No. Oh, that's what happened.
Okay.
I got Dream Woven.
I see.
All right.
So what, so you're a seer and what are you saying?
I'm saying it's either Liz or Rambo.
I'm gonna say Rambo or Liz.
I get the vibes.
I have good notes.
Tracking penta this these notes fucking suck number one
Moody and Rambo did vote in along mr. Mountain at the beginning of the game that was in soups as well
Sorry, I'm will checking I hope no one ever cliferton gunner enemies
Liz these notes fucking suck dick
All right, well, there's my notes in there as well. They're shitty. I'm good. These these notes suck ass, okay
I don't care. I'm telling you I might be good, but these notes are bad. Okay
So where's the seer note? Let me see the seer notes
here
Seer one inch. What the fuck is this? Yeah, let's confuse frowny
Are you a fucking first grade teacher your grading system is smiley face or frowny face
I
Confirm that numpad was good with the first tracking about
I'd be more inclined to kill bonge. I this feels like a fake seer to me. It's real real seer
Oh for fuck's sake
And then I got Liz with these dog shit fucking notes
Okay, you guys are gonna feel so fucking silly
Cuz it real
Hold on we might put him down tracked numpad. She's good
There's so much fucking bullshit fluff in this man make make your notes more clear and concise
You like to smile I like the smiling frowny more than this dog shit fucking fluff notes holy shit
I can't read this shit. All right. Yeah, I know this yeah, and then
35 okay well so that would mean that goon is good maybe I mean
Shut the fuck up
You think Rambo yeah, okay tracking numpad tracking penta I think look out is just a obvious
fake
Liz Liz ruin this game
Liz actually fucking ruined this game. These fucking night, where the fuck are these notes?
Holy shit, there's so much bullshit fluff in there. I can't read that shit.
Hang bad notes. They could be right, they're just written terribly.
Mr. Big Dyslexia, you can read this? You can read this.
Are you serious? Yes? That's crazy to me.
You can quickly skim that. That's fucking crazy to me.
all right well that was the stupid person to kill yeah well I guess we just
kill Rambo I cannot I cannot get over how bad Liz did you go to college do you
know how to take notes these notes are so fucking shitty
the notes did y'all have did I yeah I was there oh did you have fun at your
little party last night yeah well now you're gonna act like you're not a
socialite wait why are you why are you keeping someone to be a social
that's not a bad that's a good role yeah but no one I'm like is you have
your party everyone's surprised but why would you want to call it a good role
why would you care
because i'm just making oh
because i was trapping people and it didn't work that was weird i think it's
rambo well yeah we kill rambo well what the why me
because all right these seer notes make you look sussy man
makes list looks sussy too how at least the trapper note said i didn't go
anywhere I've been in my house hold up Liz Liz's notes suck dick but they but
it's true I did visit peach so I mean there's at least some correct information
in there and I'm gonna be honest I like the frown smiley face system a lot more
yep then this fucking word I can I can't I can't read I can't read Liz's
notes I mean it takes me while I have to fucking decipher it like I'm goddamn like
I'm in what was that movie national treasure who is that kill this man don't do it you're
dying kill this guy don't kill I should borrow that rock for you Henta's evil what the fuck
Oh, I'm not.
What is it?
How is he?
This guy's full of beans.
Bean boy?
Bean boy.
He's a bean boy.
Get him out.
If he's a bean boy, then he's full of farts.
Shut that bean boy back in his cave.
Yes.
That's all you are.
Just a man full of gas.
Oh, John Simmels wants to play.
Oh.
Someone who I did not invite to this discord and the mods just took it upon themselves.
John Stamos?
John that mods gaslit themselves into thinking I asked I don't I watch the
conversation someone was like did pet to ask to get John Sims in the game night
discord and then another mod was like yeah he did that didn't ever came out of
my mouth at all don't know what happened there
oh no it's gonna be someone bad like an arsonist probably it could be Pete
she hasn't really claimed anything yet you're called pet to saying something
on lines of inviting him. Here's what happened. Someone in my chat said to invite him to game
night. I read that comment and then didn't respond. That's actually what happened.
This barbecue is so tasty and good. There's so much fresh meat. All crispy to the bone.
Grab 10 of those limbs off. You don't even need any sauce. Damn, there's some tasty
meat all crimped up, it's bad, so scrumptious, so good and juicy, so fresh and good, I'm
gonna be fed for a whole week and all this meat, so good and tasty to eat in the street.
You're dead.
All right, that was a good one
I'm still triggered by
No, they why I don't why is the problem with this problem with you fucking wokies. All right, you're
You're fucking coddling him when the criticism is justified those notes fucking sucked
They don't they don't suck what you're saying there perfect. No, they
You couldn't fucking read them like all right you have to be able to be able to skip you have to be able to
What are you talking about? No one understands anything you ever say number one you want to talk about copper handy
I can't comprehend a word that comes out of your mouth. All right. I'm surprised
I was even able to respond to what you just said number one number two
Okay, they should be concerned notes are supposed to be clear and concise
You're supposed to be able to skim it and get the information fast. There's a bunch of bullshit in there
I couldn't fucking read that shit we said truck numpad. He good truck
Penta he good. All right, okay
If you just fucking want to tell me to fuck off and I'm a bastard
That's one thing but trying to say that those notes were good. It just makes you look like a fucking idiot
You know what I mean? I mean, that's fine. You could just say that but those notes fucking suck dick
Did you go on I should have been protected night to I was confirmed town
No one ever helps soups. Nobody clicks in the right way.
Well that's because Num was asking for help from Night 1 and Night 2, so...
I'll give you a shit about a numpad.
That's what... I don't know, maybe someone else did.
Moody called out the fucking social life for no reason.
Why did that happen?
It's good, it's good!
There's a whole list that shows you what's good!
Fuck!
Drive, yucky.
Oh yeah, sorry, I was waiting for the game to end.
All right Clifford get the fuck out of here
I'm replacing you with John Stems
Get out of here
What the hell?
He wasn't locked in! He's not been locked in this whole fucking game
What do you mean he killed this dude? That was a good plan
I mean when I got Clifford as my...
He didn't have any excuse, he never fucking does
He just sits here and fucking just fumbles around like an asshole
Jesus fucking Christ man
Am I wrong?
He had to pick up his kid man
Clifford you're listening to spot. He's gone. He's gone. He's got cake. He's gone. I can't well
He's been listening to Spotify. You can't listen to music. All right. I'm sorry
You guys might be like oh you guys might be like oh pet is too harsh
But thanks are facts when we were at when we were at peak toxic town when we were at a peak toxicity
Those were prime emo games. Okay. There's like the facts are facts
That are like above a seat here on the in this line. It's thank you. I'm not gonna take someone's spot
I'm not I'm the saying who I'm not gonna name names
Now that it definitely will help the lot I got a big I got a big moon update
He did kill like two town some shit. No
That's not what happened. It's because diva wasn't talking
That's not what happened at all
That's diva's fault man. I can't fucking concentrate with the goddamn
scent of fucking hormones driving
It's like why hunters put fucking deer piss all over them man. It's fucking me up, dude
They're over there fucking done. They're hormones are running wild. I can't fucking focus with that shit, man
No, not a hormone. I don't mean it like that. Hey
Hey John stems
Hello there, Mr. Big Penta. What's up? You suck in here. Just so you're aware
I'm stuck here. No, no you snuck in this you weren't you're not supposed to be here
You weren't supposed to be in you weren't you're not supposed to be invited to this
The but my fucking not locked in shitty mods. Just
We don't got room, by the way.
Yeah, we didn't. For who? What are you talking about?
Storm came back.
Well, Storm needs to go raise her child.
I'm sorry. Get out of here.
Go raise, go be my guy.
Alright, get the fuck out of here.
I'm sorry. No, we're back.
No, no. Alright.
I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care, alright.
You can pick. You can pick.
Being a parent or playing down a sale.
Being a parent or playing down a sale, you can't have both.
Alright?
I don't care, I don't care!
I'm sick of being walked all over, man.
I've been walked over!
For like, fucking months!
You know what, there's a fuck about me!
What did you do, man?
What did you do?
I don't even know what cares about me, man!
Ever!
Get Jon Stinson here!
Welcome to the arena.
Yeah, get me in there.
How do I get in?
Oh, my god.
Do you have the game?
Oh, no.
I'm in.
Alright, you know how to play?
No.
Sure, why are you lying?
I'm not lying. Do you know how to play? I?
Can work my way around it sir. I'm a medical professional
Okay, okay
Medicine in this game fucking play. We don't show play here. We don't roll play. There's potion makers. I'm not
Unless you get cleric you're
I don't give a shit
I don't even know cuz I'm always hosting the game someone fucking tell him how to join you click like join join
How hard is this if you're streaming don't show that code
There's the setting that can make it so the code is hidden
Yeah, don't leak welcome to toxic town buddy
Waking would you like my verdict earlier soups? It was okay
I don't know what that guy was trying to be mean
So they weren't giving soups a bench trial because it was too loud
Really?
They said he's being too loud, so they weren't gonna give him one.
Actually, they said I was being too loud, so they weren't gonna give him a bettroll.
Wait, cops are not a bettroll because Supes is too loud?
No, they've probably given it.
But then I complained to the judge.
Court is supposed to be loud.
Exactly.
You don't map right.
Wait, they're cops and they're worried about sensory overload?
Yeah.
That's the whole...
You're gonna have to get used to that.
Yeah, well, yeah, I mean that's a thing in real life, man.
So it's I think the the the profession's most prone to PTSD is like first responders,
like specifically EMS.
Yeah, you get it.
And it's because, yeah, it's because there's fucking there's like there's
there's like fucking siren like shit just like pops off and shit.
Right. Like it's all the whole job is sensory overload.
So we get shot.
You know, OK, look, I accidentally fucked up.
I didn't know that it would show it after I came in
All right, John Sims
I need people locked in man, and I'm sick of people
No one is ever fucking locked in I fucking walk around and people are just sitting in a fucking circle like and I'm like
Hey, how's it going there?
I'm like all right. Well fucking don't fucking see you later man. I'm sick of this shit dog
I'm actually I just why why do things if you don't fucking want to okay to be fair
You have very high energy. You like like do so much. It's not about having a energy
It's about having more energy than a fucking corpse
Look I'm walking it in sir. I'm
I'm not having any kind of energy. All right
Listen to me, okay, you have two choices
So shut all right. You either develop a caffeine addiction or quit streaming. That's it
That's it man. I'm sick of it
You have to like state sponsor cold brew like you need to send out cold brew to everyone
But they're not a lot of touch. I'm just sick of people that just don't fucking just walking like I have run doing it
People are just driving all the fucking zombies man like no one actually is putting any effort into anything
And now it's leaking into my fucking town of Salem games, and I'm over it. I'm sick of it
Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready sir. I'm ready boss. I'm actually fucking sick of it
But put some fucking effort man and do just something holy fucking shit. Give us a little war cry John
What the don't you fucking cultural and prep right my people
I was doing fucking
You're on the nice
You're gonna argue with them soups
Everybody wake up the lobby codes been implemented
All right, we're all another town another night one victory. I'm gonna click on you night one Nemo
I hate candy corn hate it. I used to like it. I think I ate too many of it now. I don't like it
I did I did you like it though? When's the last time you have candy corns exist since was made in like
1900 I
That's probably true. I have candy corn every year and just to see if I really like it here. No
Hey, yeah, just to see because I did used to like it. I
Never tasted candy. Go. Hey, don't I imagine it would taste like
Like wax it's just wax
Like stale it has like a wax like is it supposed to be soft, isn't it?
Yeah, who wants to be protected. It's kind of hard
guys can we get one to help you we get one hello guys can we get a single
hello fresh by the way just one say that every every day if you're jail or
there's a link hello fresh there's also a link down below let's get one why am I
sure less I got a little worked up I'm sorry man
John don't fuck this up please I'm sorry I'm locked but I suck oh god
top of the morning let's good morning no one died last night huh good morning
Interesting.
It is.
The range.
That's very strange.
Very strange.
All right, let's vote out soups.
Go ahead.
Try it.
See what happens.
I'm number one.
Go ahead.
Any tea I am for?
I bet I got clicked on, too.
I bet I'm doused.
And I'm 1-2-3-4, so no.
Anybody have any information?
Just to be sure, if I, you know, you are an evil guy.
Who's the, uh, social ape?
What the hell?
Don't answer that.
answer that. What the hell? Oh my God. Who's the pirate? Who's that? We've got this person.
Pirate pussy. Pirate pussy. Who's the pirate pussy? Who's got the who's the one-eyed pirate
pussy? Oh, there's a pirate? Yes. Oh, we gotta get them out. Have they targeted Goon
first? Yeah, that seems a little stanky. Who would target Goon? Who would target Goon
the French the French I could see peach doing hey how do you know if it's a pirate pussy
it's full of semen
Yeah, I think we gotta get bongo out I am the seer
Way too early of a seer clean clean you're making me silent
That's an onion. I show you. Why don't you ask who the socialite was?
to the party. Why the fuck are people called you're asking you're asking someone out themselves
and then they're going to die to like doomsayer ritualist that's dumbest fuck yeah that's a
that's that's us on bongo. It's pretty sad you know that she's in talking so I think
she's silence please don't okay just type that out what we already said what he was
right I guess we wait what was his seer he so now he's doing a slanty face
system as well yeah I didn't know if it was a smiley face or a picture you and
soups are not friends or friends what's going on here no he couldn't check
because there was a party at one of our house okay I think here's what I think the
odds of him getting seer two times in a row are insane he's new to the game
He's okay fucking step up. Yep. Yeah fucking
Why don't you just talk to me? Why don't you just talk for me for the rest of night?
You got it you got an orchard troll buddy guilty guilty for all the people who are just not innocent here
How any last words you guys fucked up
Me
Is that not what he said
Oh
He was scrolling dude. I told you he was scrolling
What's the scroll? You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead
Just 13 one mean
It's like stupid notes. He went to 30 he went to meet he
Interrupted me
I got a jeweled by the pirate last night, but I won't go
We got a sign up
You know what mods mark moot is locked in no Dm no Dm on it necessary
No Dm on it now
Well, you could be taken off that list. All right, I'll keep it locked. It's not a permanent thing
All right, this is really bad for town everyone. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Losing two investigations suck
That's not good I I have information but it's it's just it's unfortunate man. Yeah
What's up? I'm already in thin ice
nice. We'll go ahead. Good. So long. I can't hurt you. Oh, I can. She's got to hurt me.
Go ahead. Just say it. Just say it. All right. He visited Thrive last night and Thrive
died to come. Oh, I didn't click on Penta. I clicked on Thrive. I would never click
on Penta. Let me be very clear. You're going to be clear. I think it was Nemo
that sounds me. Okay, so I'm not gonna say why do I do I get to explain myself or soups
would you like to explain for me? Your call. Okay. It's it wanted to go ahead and explain
for me. So you've been talking for me all night. Penta killed Thrive. Yeah, now you're
gonna you're gonna be him. You're gonna say I did it. Oh, I killed right. Well, here's the
thing. Thrive was wrong about bongo and he's wrong about me again. If you kill me, you're
killing an admirer. Who are you admiring? Thrive. Wouldn't you be dead then? Nope, doesn't work
like that. No, they changed it. Okay, so why would I admire Thrive? Yeah. Well, good question.
He dies immediately every game by soups, okay?
So I was going to verify soups being bad because he pissed me off with that talking over me
shit, okay?
By protecting Thrive.
Now I know that it seems crazy, but I am operating on another level.
Okay, here's my level.
It's Nemo is evil, and I know that for a fact.
Yeah, you know that.
You said you can't explain why though.
How do I even defend myself against that?
Because you're the one that silenced me.
I'm not gonna say what I am that's really
Somebody I'm just saying let him talk
That's true. Thank you everybody. This is my I'm trying to post my will again last time I hotkeyed it
And I kind of got me killed
mechanics
Are you a mechanics?
Were you also AFK getting food or picking your kid up? Kill this guy.
No, I was locked in.
Nobody was?
I'm just saying, you're really going to love him.
Oh, that's a flat.
Alright, well, I'm glad to...
Nobody likes that.
Protect me, do me a favor.
No, fuck it, protect me.
I die every second night.
Oh, he's building the soup city, killed that guy.
Thank you for trusting me, town.
I do appreciate it.
Nice remember what I said by the way for when I died tonight remember that remember my words, please please
That you say it's Penta. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, this actually confirms me all right, I went to admire
soups so that he would shut the fuck up but somebody roll blocked me soups was
attacked last night I got Roblox it doesn't matter could somebody please
confirm the Roblox yeah thank you little drink in with Penta tonight thank
you incumbent killed I have some information there is a plague bearer
as the plague seems to have spread to Pichachal.
Okay, well hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Why do you know there's a plague there?
I'm claiming I'm spying.
Oh, kill him.
Yo, what else, what other information have you gotten?
For bugging people?
Yeah.
I was revolting at night one, and she came from the farm not.
And then night two I have bugged another person, though I won't say.
And you've only gotten plagued?
Well, no, it's not, come on, cuff them up.
For who, I bugged?
Soops is silent for now.
Yeah, let's see your notes.
Yeah, yeah, the Soops, huh?
The Voodoo Master's dead, up mootin'.
You just got, you just got taken off the lock-in.
Yeah, sorry, buddy.
You just got taken off the lock-in list.
All right, man.
Person.
World bugged person.
Kill Liz, he's the plagued person.
Well, you have to say who you bugged,
because that way it would show, you know,
that they wouldn't attack that person for that reason.
Yeah, Soops, go first.
You know this lobby is like super low, you know, but Penta killed Thrive?
Penta admired Thrive and tried to admire you last night, but it got road blocked, you dumb man!
Fuck!
Supes got attacked last night as well.
Yeah, I did.
I was road blocked!
Okay.
I mean, are we just gonna let an obvious play? Okay.
I mean, it doesn't matter. No one's ever fucked him. No one puts effort into anything anymore.
It's all good.
I'm gonna maybe I'll do chaos after this or so. I don't know wait. Why are we voting Penta would so just just
Bad
You know just just penta's bad. That's all
Okay, I'll send my notes again thrive was visited by Penta and died that night buddy. I'm saying then I visited him
I'm saying I visited him. I'm an admirer
I tried to admire you so I'd prove myself in some dumbass roleblock me for no reason
and Coven killed Coven killed while I was world-locked is no one listening
How are you guys not wrapping your head around this coming killed?
Why would we swap to this fuck cuz he's the plague bearer God?
Coven killed while I was world-locked man
And I actually think soups might be the fucking covered so is getting stinky
Good you're always thinking
Fuck
How do you have food? How do you have food? I'm pretty sure Liz said you know how do you have food right now?
No, no, no, how do you have food? I?
Ordered a yeah, but how did you go fucking get it?
When AFK soups is coming hello
Bingo, what AFK soups is coming here?
He already posted those and you're not locked in that's three for three
I
Tell you man, you guys
Soup sucks
To change that s2ap
So we're voting soups next
Only person in the fucking lobby locked in
Maybe I should just kill the night. Oh, I have to okay. All right. All right. I forgot how it works
Nice oh Jesus Christ, there's a pirate all right. I told you I'm good with town pirate
But they need to they need to admit who they are and they and they and they have to and they have to attack whoever
town tells him to
He always all right pirate we won't get to play we won't we won't kill you because I do believe it
I do believe in town pirate. Oh late game berserker. That's a noob
I wish why didn't he say something to me? That's just what have admired him. We could have chained
Okay, you're the pirate
We'll get a hug
Well, you should all and when you're the pirate you should always dual soups first because he never wins the duals
Yeah, yeah, he actually never wins them
What the fuck is nerd Andy doing
Right, okay
Some beer with you. Yeah, like confirmed
Are you okay, do you need to leave if you need to leave you can leave that's not a big deal
If you if you need to leave you can go. I'm not gonna tell you you have to fucking sit here and you're getting say it's fine
So all I have to ask is Rambo. Why were you at mr. Moon's house last night? Oh
Just not a fuckers lie right here
I've been inside my house every single night.
Not last night, you weren't.
Yeah.
Yo, this motherfucker needs to hang.
I'm Hangar Pins.
Sub 2 Penta.
What?
Do not do not hang me.
Hang on.
You liar.
You are a berserking maniac, sir.
Oh, sounds like projection.
Let's put up rainbow.
Yeah, let's put up rainbows out there berserking.
Now that I can agree with.
What's going on here mr. Rambo if we can just fucking say random shit and then get somebody up on the fucking
Goddamn
Really is a shit tier
Fucking shit tier lobby
absolutely not. Oh, there's only two town left. Me and somebody else. Day five veteran with
no kills. Not you. Oh, dumb, stupid, dumb motherfuckers. Absolutely not. Oh, shit. Well,
that actually doesn't fucking make it. Well, he just sucked it. I guess he just fucking
sucks. Yo, yo, we're in the middle and it's about the end. All right. So that should
just be a hex W right goon is the that's so long goons the berserker so we
just have them kill their dandy right toxic town is back baby let's go going
for bomb rip approved they disconnected from life they
unalived that was a good game yeah it was a good one that was the worst
Fucking game of town. Oh shut the fuck up. Yes, I got no one knows how to play this game
What are you talking about? Man? I like my logic made sense the only person who visited thrive was penta and thrive died
And they're like, yeah, but I got but I got I know I got I got role blocked and coven
So killed it made sense
No, it didn't and he also you lost to a pirate sharp noob
Noob.
There's nothing to do with anything.
Yes it does.
Shut up Noob.
It's a fucking die-goal.
Can't even defeat Pirate.
It's called now and goes fuck this.
I'm going to go play chaos mod and everyone goes oh no.
I'm a kid.
No that's not what happened.
That's not what happened.
I did tell you threatened to leave these games.
So fucking what?
People threaten to leave games all the time.
It's true.
You threatened to leave and everyone swapped real quick.
Alright so then why don't you guys.
Okay so then you are all fully capable.
You are all fully capable of playing this game by yourselves without me here, but you never do. Why is that?
I'm not blaming exactly
Exactly, how come how come you this this court is open anyone?
How come you guys never play it without me is an instant F tier move it because you the it shows everyone
You don't know what the roles do
dog, I'm fucking got here's thing. Okay. I have to threaten to play another game because that's the only way to get people to pay attention
Everyone just said they were voting you.
Oh, the first word I heard was Penta.
It just fucking clicked. Man.
No one fucking listens to reason.
What? But the reason?
What? Supes was right.
Because he was looked at.
Okay, just because you're right doesn't mean that your logic was.
No, but the logic was correct.
But mine also made sense.
I was roll blocked, but Coven's still killed.
How does that not make sense?
Because someone could have the Necronomicon.
I see everyone, but you can be lying
Yeah, I didn't confirm that your argument wasn't I was lying your argument was he's right
I did do that you confirmed what soups
Soup said I am
Visited ex-person you said yes, I did okay, okay, so so so peach are you are you saying that why I said made no sense then
What no, I'm saying soup said that you visited okay, okay, but you said yes
I did right if you're the only person that visited and he is look out then it had to be you if there were
That's actually not true. There's no there's astral visits you dumbass
Well fuck man
You guys
I like the code I like the code god damn it. All right mods mark more key points. That's a story
I'm toxic again. I'm sorry the games the the quality of games were higher when I was at my peak toxicity. They just were
Well, I blame the update that reset my I mean also Wayne suits died and he was confirmed to look out
You should have voted instantly
Yeah, I mean you should have been voted out. Listen buddy. I have to use here's the thing
I have to use every tool in my arsenal and sometimes that does include threatening to play another game
But only because all of you are pre you guys are predispositioned to think of me as a villain because of your hatred for me
Why you hate me? I don't know
And you're gonna have to figure that out yourself. Okay, I'm mad
I have to use every tool in my kit, man
I'm not blaming you. I'm blaming the people who fell for it, but I am mad
So fucking be mad, buddy. You're lost to a pirate. I mean that's that's on you
You actually I mean you can be mad about what I said at the end of the day you're you fucking lost to a pirate
The first one she she told she told four people and you're the one that why you suck at dueling pirates you just do
You never win you never you never win
Dog it's literally over there with the pirate is over there with the fork
It's still some fucking Somalian village and they have scurvy in their limping
You think you think you think you fucking met Damon coming inside the fucking man from star for the equation
You think you have flawless logic you full of beans
You're actually are you actually are a bean boy. I'm not a bean boy. Yeah, you are unless we're playing bean battles
We don't play that anymore because right fucking ruin that yeah, right felt for a fucking two thousand six groups keeps
Saying fucking admin hacking the game
I've actually fucked up that whole thing the whole fucking tournament thrive fucked it up
And now and now the game gives malware, so you can't even play it. Yeah, of course you can't it's unplayable
It was the perfect game and thrive fuck it didn't thrive fucked it up
My bad. Oh geez. It's all right. I'm glad that you admitted it
I
Like I like to live I like to watch him lose call himself out his plank
But I think there's a play my logic was on that understand why he thought otherwise because I'm on another level than you Liz
But Jack you this is only something first up. I'm brewed up, okay?
I'm using the streaming equivalent of steroids and that is chameleon cold brew concentrate number one. All right
Who isn't locked in we're missing two people
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It's not sponsored they specifically didn't want to sponsor me and then blocked me on Twitter. That was a whole another thing
He was out looking up what fucking lookout does
listen I was I was I'm still being fucking sexually harassed Clifford just
sent me something by an artist named PP cocaine that says I'm a little cum
slut short and loud he sent me this in my DMs
Someone
Instead of joining this lobby who is it? It's Liz
Actually about to give a place to
Stop jorking it
I didn't see the code low counting areas you got lucky buns. That's what I said
You got lucky that I forgot how to count for a little bit
She actually got lucky there that I forgot how to count lucky motherfucker
Wow
Can we buy socialites? No, it's good. That's a good role. It's OP actually
You just don't know what to do when you see you're calling for a socialite band. What the hell?
I think all the rules are actually surprisingly balanced right now
Actually, I have social anxiety so socialite makes me feel nervous
Don't you go to basement fucking bondage orgies?
But you can't go to the grocery store without being like this is kind of weird
That's fucking stupid as fuck. That's actually the dumbest shit doesn't make any sense
Really your role is Jailer
Really your mom
Okay
Yeah, I know this joking James you gotta suck what you want me to suck what yes
Second day's nuts
Dm check guys my hello first you're still active from left. Yo one sign up. Let's go. Oh I got some information. Oh
Ooh, you got some info I got some info. I'm gonna let the dust screen go
That's not true no one visited me okay
We need to get going out of here
I am way ahead of you why we get going out of here. Oh really is this some sort of
Are you having some sort of?
back in the back alleys huh you get picking on the mean old man I'm looking
for some hard evidence doing some fucked up shit in the park oh you want some
what do I do what I do you're feeding rice to pigeons no I give them I give
them a pep doll what the hell I watch them explode as they fly away they
They went to student and they're you uh...
He's just guys are criminal.
Guys with information.
Information.
Penta silence I think.
Do you know anything about Shroud?
Yeah, what about it?
Yeah, he used to be like an ex CS pro or something like that.
Alright, confirmed. Penta silence.
He's a bad man.
Or he's getting food.
That could be true.
Not what?
We'll affirm it with his own rules if he's going to get food.
He is guilty.
You want to get them up there? No, I want to kill them. Yeah, we got to kill them. We're killing the gun. Oh, yeah
I think they're being angry. I think they're being getting again
Magic the gathering circles they're getting together with little whisperings with it in the circle
They're playing cards Pokemon cards. They're sucking each other off. I'll show you. You're the cracker. Oh my goodness
All right, Votvogun, he's yapping too much.
I can't.
Classified yapper.
It's the classic French.
They're trying to drown the conversation right now.
Listen to me, I'm a spy.
If you kill me, I will come back from the dead.
If you kill me, you'll lose all the intel, that is all.
As Penta would say, if he's a spy,
We call that
Does she know
So why why is it goon Rambo?
Fuck it. I'm a seer and him and peach or enemies and teachers dead
Could be executioner doesn't mean like it is
Yeah, I'm sorry if Rambo is lying I'm gonna shoot at this well if he's the executioner
He's just gonna dip out of town. Yeah
All right
Poops is in trouble big time he was gonna go
Oh my god
What apple pink lady some pad is that all right meta games
Was that sad when I was gone it got his ass
Why why would you?
Why would you go?
Why would you alert once you've been revealed as a vet though?
That's that makes no sense
He is a second veteran. There's no way. There's no way. I mean, I'll Rambo's bad at the game
But there's no way mods Rambo might need to be replaced. There's no way
You might gotta go. We'll see if he visited numpad, then yeah
It is kind of dumb from numpad to go on alert two nights in a row
But why would you trust numpad to play well?
What?
You're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead.
No wait, numpad's fine, we talked.
I'm fine.
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Okay, justified.
There has to be a second veteran, there's no way they both just fucking went into, went to numpad.
You want the truth, soaps?
You didn't alert?
No, I did alert.
this is too bad
and i did shoot two person
so
but they don't make
oh yeah you did
okay that's only one question
well fuck
uh...
it's called subversion of expectations
we stay
yeah you really subverted rambles x
what do you fucking got shot in the face
nemo
i know i decided
stop whispering me
which we've been over there in a moment
that can see a whisper
what's with the ERP over there in a moment
we have no fucking information
we're gonna have to go down the list
stems what's going on
I'm an investigative role and I was watching somebody last night
nothing happened there
Yeah, we're gonna need to see these. Yeah, we need the notes. Yeah, set that ball
Weird that's I don't like that. I don't like
Okay, what's going on move and what have you done this game you ready? Oh, yeah
Yeah.
Night three.
Yeah, what night three doesn't happen?
Yo, he's pre-nighting.
Oh, no, I don't like that.
I don't like that.
No, I don't like that.
I don't like that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So, hold on.
If I was watching Mootin last night, nothing happened at his place.
He could have done something.
Are you a are you look out or the other one?
No, I look out.
Look out only shows who goes there.
Yeah, I would also be the third look out.
I'm bodyguard preparing well right on Penta on three.
Literally one of well, I guess there's a few of this town left.
Well, I don't know.
Right here is so hard to hurry.
Dude, we have to I think we go guilty just just off the basis of like
that is that is insane.
I don't like I don't like pre-noting.
I don't like pre-noting.
I'm sorry about it. Please
What if I was just screaming? I'm a serial killer kill me. Oh my god
I'm saying all right pent is a shroud. Okay, Penta is a shroud. I revealed it
Wait, so then why are you bodyguarding him? No, he was
And now he's trying to and now he's trying to deflect so his team fucking wins
Which is smart which is potion master we're gonna believe
I just got him out!
What the hell was that?
Well shit everyone's fucking dead.
Did you do what I asked?
Yep.
Okay good.
Did you agree with it?
I just did it man.
Okay.
I got you know, you do whatever I say same same in roleplay. It's fine. Okay, buddy
Wait, what?
Nice huge not me. I thought you said you shot there. I did I did there's probably a witch buddy
There is little witchy. There's seven. There's two vigilantes. No, that means you got control drive, but um
You got which to shoot at which is good because this was also bad. Oh, I mean I had it figured out
um, I think okay
Hold on, okay
Why hold on a goddamn second year?
But I think you're fucked man dog. I think you're the only one left. Are you really gonna fucking believe this shit?
Yeah, I shot him. Oh shit. No, did you just get me killed? Yeah. Yeah, I did. No, it gets me killed
Wait, hold on a second. Why would thrive vote innocent? Oh my god
Why would thrive vote innocent? You're such a fucking idiot. That's not my fault. That's a mootin thing. No
Get at it. You know what? I'm glad. Oh, I wish I never fucking married you Jesus Christ
well you said yes I'll be fucking the question is do I die instantly or can we
still vote penta we vote penta at this point the evidence are all in front of
us I can't believe Thrive is that dog shit and this motherfucker voted innocent
on Mootin so so Mootin's teammates voted guilty on him well he would have
Fine if his team mates are going to fucking no grand you could just hop in shit players. What are you gonna do? I?
Mean all boo-hoo my husband
So how are you doing this oops can I just say I hate this fucking
We're so bad at the fucking game that we have to just fucking reveal a shroud and call him out when we're dying
That's actually griefing all of I hate that shit
Why would you why you guys are so fucking bad?
You have a potion master voodoo master and of which you're slow killing you want the shroud to stay alive you fucking idiots
Like that's actually you that's actually bad. That's actually low elo
Yeah, or else or else no one dies and you just get weeded out if we had no information
You still get killed here
Right, but why wouldn't why wouldn't they just hang on to that information like because you you need people to die to win
Yeah, so when you have so so when you have slow killing coving you have slow killing coven, right and both
There's only one fucking killing roll left. You need to keep them alive. I
Just want to state that the only two they're just they're just bad
They're there. I mean, we know Liz budget is fucking an idiot. We saw his notes, right?
I mean that's coming for me
I can't write for shit and then we got fucking and then we got first coming in I
Gave him a little more credit than that right I get I gave him a little more credit than that
But I guess fucking not I guess I guess I was off. I guess they just fucking I guess they're just garbage
I hate that shit so much.
I hate that shit.
They gain nothing by that.
Like what the fuck do they gain?
It's just griefing.
They're helping town targets you instead of them.
Yeah but you can do it in a way where you sound like you're good.
Well you can make it a rule to not reveal I guess.
You can, it just helps you know who sucks dick at this game.
Uh, my idiot team didn't, uh, they gave up against me.
You dumbass.
Why?
Well, I wanted to reveal, I wanted to reveal you because I had two idiots and fucking morons and they're not gonna do anything.
So then, I'm thinking if I reveal you, it's gonna get the, uh, it's gonna get the pressure off of their back and people are gonna focus on you for a fucking round.
They might have another fucking round in them.
That doesn't make any sense. If you kill me, you have a voodoo master in which they can't fucking kill anything. No one's dying.
And both the both neutrals on they could kill one a fucking turn around. Yeah, that you know that you don't win like that, buddy
Yeah, you have a good amount of people left
I knew first it was where you don't notice that no one voted him anyway, so it was useless to reveal it
I'm confused that why that's only two
For me the only two people put it in is it because he didn't defend himself well
Oh, that was a dope cheap defense.
Wait, does that mean that Penta killed me night one?
Yeah, he clicked on me.
Yeah, but Trout doesn't work that way.
Trout doesn't work that way.
Brown might be coming.
I don't know, though.
Trout can kill you.
He could have targeted someone who targeted you.
That's how that works.
Unless he just targeted you.
I don't know.
No, I shrouded her, but she didn't go anywhere.
OK, yeah, yeah.
I just don't get why I let Supes put a ring on me,
and then he just got me fucking killed by coming
from the outside.
Did we win the game?
Yeah, but you wind up with your love at the end. No fuck you. I'm only in love with you
I'm gonna be honest you should have you guys should have lost
For that for your dog shit fucking read on thrive you should have fucking down to the law set
Because you were admired you should have just died. That's bullshit. That must be a glitch. I'm kind of market as one for me
Huge way for mr. Big Ben. Yeah, I'm market. I'm marking that now. I got the case. They don't die anymore
Now it did where you admire the first night. No only only the night
I mean the night you admire
It wasn't a dog shit read thrive voted innocent for no fucking reason
He's an idiot you've lost your touch. He used to think like that. I
Game in click it on Penta, right? They do it all the time because he would have called up
Well, why would he yeah, he would have done like Penta like night one or something if he was gonna ADP P
good
ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to call a
Gary's Mod Esk had been sit on top of a roof if you could please drag myself to the roof, please
Mr. I'm I'm being targeted because these three self-proclaimed AT&T
T pieces TOS POS to players are targeting the mean old man so poops and Rambo and the Frenchie
I
Would like to request a formal admin sit so maybe they could get banned for maybe three years
We can kick out Rambo if we want
Crabble supply
Yes
That's an agreeable solution. Thank you for this Gary smart admin sit a Rambo isn't locked in anyways
He fucking went into a veteran
I actually use my bullets three nights in a row. So
Time I gotta go what it's eight o'clock
So it's nine o'clock where I am you got one more. I said I would raid tonight. I have to go. No
No, lock you raids on the weekends you're actually this is the secret raid
You're gonna ditch us for raid well, I
I said that I would
No, it'll boom
You didn't call last game
I said I would like days ago, man
Bro, you didn't call last game
I know, I know, that's on me
That one, that's on me for sure
You're gonna take a penalty?
What's the penalty?
Not good
All I'm saying, Supes, is that you used to be Pundit's number one rider
But now, Mr. Moog is riding him really hard
No game
Moog has a way to go
Look past on this place to go mr. Popes when you look upon this in the past to say god thank god
I played world of Warcraft and said it is big
TOS too. I thank god. I played my
This could be a guy
Why
Fucking time someone in here could be canceled again
While we're playing yeah
What if one of us is having the secret extramarital affair as we speak?
Yeah, juicy
What if that guy on red it's right and something about me a peach comes out
Yeah
I thought so how much more clear do you need it? I think there's some sort of fucking conspiracy
The airplane purple so reddit is wild people can't read between the lines anymore
You gotta say I fucked up I already said I would play people defended you on that
Numbam no bad sign like that. No, no people
I'm not in the sorry. I was just drinking something anyway. Yeah
On the train about you know, welcome to getting caught up fucking that's a
Yeah, just some drama that happened that was on the subreddit.
Come on.
My boss liked that.
Did people care that you got called a Nazi?
People care about that?
Yeah, do people care?
But that's just like, you hear that shit on the news, people get called Nazis and
shit all the time.
That doesn't just mean they are strict now.
And then somebody was like, I hate the killer voice and people are like, you should
throw your phone away.
The killer you have a very nice voice. I didn't believe that it was yours, but I like the French
I called someone uh, I I called someone in the Arby's drive through a Nazi today when he only gave me four fucking sauces
Is that a bet can we not call people Nazis?
Like more they only give you one not only if they want sauce
Well, how many?
Four
No
Only four sauces. Yeah, they said they're gonna I got two horses and two fucking Arby's sauce
I said I need I said I need for each
Jesus Christ, well, it's fucking Arby's man. The best part is the sauce
Exists what's he's keeping it for himself. Well, they got I mean so they got the horsey and the Arby sauce
And then they got yeah horsey sauce
I don't know what you fucking go with.
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't know.
I did that job.
What's the word?
I'm just kidding.
Did you ask for four of each Sausier or Ney?
No one understands that joke, Feige.
I guess there's a lot of pop-up Sausier or Ney.
I should stay because of that reference, but I gotta go.
Thank you.
Wait, what the fuck?
You literally have me kill somebody for you after you married me.
We won the game.
You just fucking did.
Maybe if you guys are playing super late, I can come back later
Yeah, I don't know any of these fucking people. I haven't been here in two years
I know no and nerd Andy and Penta and like that is it you have
Bongo and boxer and
What did I do
how about you come back to roleplay
crayon
they are you know hospitals are
literally rather die
yeah that's true
whoa
people hate roleplaying that much
i can't find anything else
what's wrong with the hospital
how long have you been roleplaying moving
i don't know i've played dnd for like ten years now
that's not the same
it's because of that
super roleplaying
it's a bore game
but it's not the same
but gta roleplay yeah
it's a different sort of improv
you're fucking doing math calculations
While you're trying to fucking do a story what is it?
They told you say erotic roleplay
He's just left he's trying to leave the game without calling last game
Is he still in the game he's in the law he has to play he actually does have to play
Yeah, that would be fucked if he doesn't yeah, what the fuck is that why he's saying the one
Zeus he can play found a Sam during raid if someone can sex
Oh, that's a penalty. It depends on what class we get. Yeah, let me see. Oh, yeah, let's fucking
re-roll this. Let's re-roll this. I got fucking plaguebearer. I got amnesiac. Fuck that. I got
tabernacle. I got blue to master twice. Yeah, I got jinx, fuck that. Playbearer is sick.
You pretend to be a spy and then I'm like, that's a plaguebearer. And then you...
All right, guys, let's disconnect it.
How can I do with my new code?
I'm nice and unbushed, you know?
I don't know.
New code, new code, new code.
Fucking raiding instead of town of Salem.
Secret raiding in some super.
Yeah, I get in here.
Seriously, playing Warcraft in 2024.
That must take out of courage.
Oh, that's why.
Shroud is playing right now.
What?
He's going to go ride Shroud.
He's in Trout's raid group.
Yeah.
Man, you really just fell off.
Penta, you used to be his, you know, person he was.
Suits is kind of an OG Penta stream sniper.
What happened to you, man?
I fell off.
Are you OK?
Yeah, you fell off.
Half of my chat said, who would you join?
Oh.
I don't know why.
That's true.
That is 100%.
Half of these people do not know who you are.
Probably more.
From things that you don't think are funny.
Well, you're more active in your Discord than you are.
That's not a good thing.
Yeah, yeah, that's not the gotcha you think it hits.
People in your Discord knew more, almost guaranteeing to me.
Yeah, those people don't watch me anymore.
Oh yeah, they just talked in my Discord.
It's because you fell off.
Yeah, thanks for agreeing with me.
That's, listen, hey, if not participating in my Discord
is an indication of falling off, then you got me.
They've been watching the votes.
I think your Discord not watching you anymore is an indication
of falling off my guy.
What are what are what is this? What is this? What is it? What is it? What is this eat? Where's this go?
What did I do? She pulled out the mug up my god. I know that's I'm telling you that's not the gotcha
You think it is he's having his best sub-a-thon ever. I'm at my best sub-a-thon ever people and I there's you
Hey, I'm I'm really well-known on discord. What the hell is that shit? What are you saying?
I really like the way that followed up with a my guy
They got galaxy gas and ambulances now. What the fuck is that man?
I'm good to see if you're this good
Why you know, we've got ketamine fentanyl. That's we got that
Yeah, the kids are killing themselves the galaxy. Yes, you're pulling out the discord states
I think you got a lot of baby oil in the basement. Oh my god
I got it right.
You're already on thin ice because people being discord locked is the whole reason I had to implement these policies in the first place.
That's true.
We're not even playing yet and you're going on a fucking discord and how much you're lying.
This is this is what fucking got us here.
Brother, you're the one that hood me.
I just said you kind of fell off if soup is leaving you for trout.
Who'd you out of retaliation because you said fold? Yeah, you said that I fell off. Yeah, you did
Why do all your old friends come in here and hate on you jealous of my success
Well, the first thing wrong with that was never thinking pent in our friends legitimately
know
Brown has to work 16 hour shifts while I say you're saying poo poo pee poo
It's actually it's actually six hour shifts. Yeah, that's true
There you go.
My god.
All right, just look at him.
Welcome to the arena.
I actually don't know who Krayon is.
I think I saw her one time on your stream.
There you go.
The first time I've heard about her was her playing
Fontaine and making me laugh like crazy.
Yep.
She used to role play.
She used to be known.
I never saw Kupac put around.
She gave it all up.
It used to be funny.
I'm not anymore.
It's just a fact.
And I'm not, you know.
Gave it all up for no reason.
I will see you on a buddha stream when you are DLC.
Those were the days, those were the days.
I'm so 3.0 locked guys, I think 10 seconds kill it.
What, 3.0 locked?
Yeah.
3.0 overrated, people just remember the good shit, most of it was garbage, purple rp is way better.
You're right.
3.0 was way better than 3.0 anyway.
Agreed.
3.0 was ass.
a clout chasing suck off a thon that's when the rp started to uh just fucking degrade into
gang i mean don't don't forget 3.0 was the start of gang compounds and i don't think it got any
worse than that no one ever mentions that there were no gang compounds before 3.0 and rings
and the vr heist all garbage here's my argument for 3.0 being the worst iteration of rp ever
OK gang compounds and magic rings.
Really, that was the worst.
I don't know how those magic rings actually ever existed.
To be fair, you haven't played 4.0, which is like a hundred times worse.
Yeah, I've heard it's pretty fucking rough.
I heard it. I heard it.
It's all of that. Jesus Christ.
This. Holy Jesus.
And shrouded. Damn, Normandy.
Yeah. I mean, I see the play 4.0.
I have an MS. So
Here's the thing, okay, I'm not gonna say let's killer. Okay, because um, I
Don't want to do that because it's your first game and I'm a
Leveling host, okay, but uh, but never let one of those
That a crayon has to be bad here
Oh shit
You can't if you want to but we're not gonna kill you because I'm gonna let you be bad this game
No, no, no, no
Guys, I'm gonna say it. I
Am I'm the bad guy. I'm this
Serial killer role. I'm a serial killer. Okay. That's what I am the fuck
No, you don't you don't have it in to do that. I
I mean we hang gestures. Are you trying to say I don't got that dog in me? You don't got that dog in you dog
No, no, no, it's her it's her first time playing this game
Visit me tonight
I'm aware. Well, are you okay? That's like you're depressed or something
I'm very lonely just visit me tonight be one of those tick-tock girls that get off and get off on serial killers
Those guys get married in prison all the time. I
Don't actually a serial killer get me mom. All right
Yeah, you think so I don't know
Wait, I don't even got a roll block. Why am I being too hot, but I'm not just
He's just playing the dumbest Jester ever. I think one time she tied the rope to
Cut the circulation off to her fucking brain
We shouldn't hang
We're gonna drop a rock on her
Drop you in there rock. Yeah
You little monster, I think if we drop this rock on you, it'll fix you.
I was talking over her defense, what's going on?
It's a fairy creature.
Okay.
Any notes?
Don't do, okay, why are you voting to kill me?
Number one.
You said you were on Warrows.
Hey guilty.
It's clearly friends though.
I didn't hear that.
I heard that too.
It's always him.
Holy shit.
Kill this Jester.
Let's just kill this Jester.
Just kill Jester.
Okay, I don't care.
It's the first way to play Jester.
That was that was the worst Jester game I've ever
You said penta was visited by another day
Real gestures are and g it don't click it real gestures real gestures are and g it
Don't click the seal and it'll kill someone randomly that voted for you. Don't click to kill
That's why well technically she's still alive. She's a gestures are allowed to talk while they're dead
That's true, by the way, Peach, you're allowed to talk.
Jester's are allowed to talk while they're dead.
Because your DRP is that you're a ghost.
Dinner was great. That's good.
Did the bonus subs, did the twin subs get added?
Because I don't remember being at 14 minutes. Did that, did they get added? No. We still gotta add them.
That time I said 14 minutes, I'm at 14 numbers nice any upper
I didn't know the executioner went to the house that's so fucking funny
So was his target gonna be oinks
Yeah, kind of the veteran shoots anyone that comes into their house when they
toggle that night they only get three charges holy shit easy town game I'm a ti
but I got no info but I'll put it out there that's good I'm actually okay with
that working mistake
grand what grand MMA oh I'd watch it I would watch the hell out of that shit
I got to hit up Joe Rogan. I got a new idea.
I bet he's down.
I mean, they already got fucking Alzheimer's.
You don't got to worry about CTE.
Rayon, why didn't you come to my house?
I can do. I can really do that.
I thought you were saying words.
I don't know what I'm doing in this game.
I just I tonight just come over.
I just wait for the grocery store to open in the morning.
I walk my dog.
I have food.
I vote every election.
even the midterms who did you vote for she vote she's a big
most past thing I voted to kill that bitch five minutes ago
not I'm sorry I didn't mean to just you know call you bitch I don't really know
you want to call you bitch but I voted for that bitch five minutes ago to die
that's you know wait what bitch buster I don't know about my wife whoa talking
about our wife leave pizza alone oh my god he said come and take it all right
I'm staying 10 feet away from that house yeah don't go to his house no you
should come over I got nice furniture I get everything laid out crack is cheese
and such crack yeah much crack he's got the plastic wrap laid out on the floor
yeah all right who you lose let's kill Liz I guess I don't know okay now let's do
that all right I'm the Trapper oh Trapper all right then what's your notes
Wait, why are you killing me?
Wait, what's going on?
Just like who I trapped this time?
Let's look at Lisba Jack's notes.
Don't kill me.
Oh, that's a good trap.
Okay, yeah, let's not kill them.
We'll kill Boxer.
No, don't kill me.
Well, why not?
What are you?
I'm a very tricky man.
Tricky man?
I'm very tricky.
Well, what's your notes?
I'm claiming two tricks here's in a game, huh?
No, I didn't know what I was doing.
I was doing and then I woke up one day and I found out I knew what I was doing
that's very good you know it's no I'm not our peeing I just am what I am tricky man I am
sorry what are you tricky the fuck did I pick up my phone to do I actually don't
remember yeah don't hang me I think Liz was the better one to hang well I guess
we could just kill crown and get it over with okay but yeah you couldn't why
Liz but guilty there why do we think Cran she said that she was a serial killer
nobody's died by a serial killer though are there serial killers I mean it
It can be a two-gester game. I don't know. That'd be dumb, but there are indeed serial killers in this game
Okay. Yep. Well, I am one. I am one. I'm one of those. Why are you a serial killer?
Who have you killed to make you so much of a serial? She's lying. Just let it come to my house
Should I come to your house tomorrow again? Yeah, I think you guys should let me go to that guy's house
Just to see what happens. You should you should I think you should do it for the bit
I'm just gonna kill her because we're this is high elo town of Salem now. Yeah, what is obscene?
We know what we're doing
any last words
No, okay, not even my guy
Not even a my guy or brother
Okay, all right wait that was the tracker
Fuck is a tracker your dad your dad your dad your dad. Oh
Oh, he sucks.
What the hell?
I think Crown has been given Narcane to too many Zoomers.
Alright, let's see.
Who voted guilty?
Rambo?
Mootin doesn't look.
You're all getting it, Chad.
What the hell?
Alright guys, one HelloFresh sign up today.
Good job.
Also a Shroud.
Probably wouldn't have been a good night to protect himself of this.
I mean he was right all right. Let's kill mr. Moon
I actually think we should kill Penta and I have some information. All right. Let's hear your fake information
All right, so
I'm a tracker. Yeah, last night. I know the truth. Okay
Let's hear it. I went and tracked a good old Penta there. Wow, and guess and let me guess
I went to someone's house that died. No, holy shit
Still you stayed home and you're the shroud you killed
You killed a good old boxer there. That was horrible
You want my notes, you don't have any notes. I don't have any fucking notes, okay?
Get this guy out of here
Mr. Moon, I know it's me tank. Yep. I don't think you'd get me out of here guys
You should have came to my house mr. Moon. You could have avoided this embarrassing nonsense. Yeah, I guess so
I should have you know, I'm just clearing you in this game right now. Listen. I didn't think you're gonna call me out
I had but I had bodyguard notes not notes to be fucking called out
Why didn't you say you were a bodyguard? Why did you say that you visited me? I killed somebody
You gotta stick with your story man. I had to swap why that's why I didn't show you my notes originally
Troud can't kill at home can it? No. I didn't think so. No man, what the fuck was that? That was terrible. I need to get in those lobbies with Peach. Yeah, Peach is clearing you right now. Yeah, she's pretty good. She really is smart. You're dead, you're dead, you're dead. No, she's the jester, she's a ghost, she's a ghost, you can talk. Yeah, she's gonna annoy you. Dead jesters are allowed to talk. That's terrible. Well, that's the RP. They're haunting the town. It's my turn. I'm on trial for conspiracy. Hey, you can talk to me too. There was no conspiracy, I did it.
I was the jinx and I've killed like three people with God. Jesus. Oh my God. I know
Yeah, when's the shroud of jinx working?
Yes, I would like to give them up
It's Penta
He told me to say all of this so I got the info off of him
Shut up
You guys should really get him
Don't get me hit him get him click him
I opened up my phone for something and just completely forgot the fuck you're probably gonna goon weren't you?
No, I was I hungry mods. Can you check his phone, please? Do I want Harby's maybe it's that I want Harby's
I've got a piece of my house. Oh, I'm coming over
Wait, oh god. You said I'm a bitch. Why don't you say so? I'm on the way. You got trolley fries
real melty cheese
I don't like the Liz non-vote. Yeah, that makes sense. Who did this? I'm guessing it has to be Liz
because me and Rambo are innocent from share of notes and first and you're good. What? He spoke
first it's him guilty. What does that even mean? I'm just really going off the first
I just don't know how to defend yourselves with you.
Oh, there's water cover.
What is he going off with first notes?
Literally thrive in his head.
He's getting a button up and you get a mark.
So it has to be Liz.
Maybe it's Liz.
And we know Goode is a freaking veteran.
So it has to be Liz.
I'm going to put the trap on you.
Liz, let me see your notes.
I didn't trust the pentagon.
What?
My notes?
Don't let that.
That means I haven't changed the trap in time.
Yeah, too, Rick.
They're not.
What is what are these notes me Liz? What the hell are you? I'm trapper trapper
You're 728 tricks though. There's no way you're trapper based off first notes
My wife why didn't he on a he was going to visit you and he died
Something's wrong with his first guy. He didn't even put his night for notes
So ask him well cuz I wasn't sure I wanted to say who I trapped
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All right. What are you doing?
Yeah, I'm going.
I'm so cut.
And he never got one again.
I'm the motherfucker you want to visit at night.
No.
Oh, okay.
Good.
Listen to me.
Are you listening?
I'm listening.
Oh, yeah, we're listening.
If you come to my house, you will be shot.
I don't give a shit.
If you try to eat my obby sandwich, I will shoot you, I will shoot you right in that dirty chest.
Don't come to my house, bitch. I'm innocent.
Well, good news. We don't have to go to your house because you're dead right here.
Oh, that's good news. That'd be a silly, billy mistake.
Okay, Shroud. Because me and Rambo are innocent, so we're only one class.
Good keeps me bad.
That's true. We were proven innocent.
Well, good luck.
He would Shroud W. He forgot what Shroud doesn't get seen as Sheriff. I could always count on Rambo
God damn it dude. Why did you just give us a I could always count on Rambo fucking it up. I hate you
That's why I kept you alive you
How did you just not remember that there was a veteran in the game you got to go you got to get out of the lobby?
Yeah, Rambo, I don't know
Maybe this isn't your game. I don't know you got to go
There was a veteran killed like night one and you just you just aren't listening to I just I mean he got he got owned by thrive
I'm on a roll today
You're not on a roll. You're just taking advantage of these poor people with fucking small brains, man
Yeah, that's that's that's mean of you
Let's thrive a bad guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I could I have no I kept tracking him
Should I have known that like night one? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
It was so you know, do you see how he visited someone who was killed?
No, I don't know anything. Can you get like a DM check?
Maybe if you're playing the game and not insulting me
This is a show a shroud night tonight. Well, I can't believe you got owned by Thrive terrible
Actually terrible.
Don't do not do much help there. How the fuck did this happen? How many hints do you need?
He's a veteran since like night one if you would have just said veteran he did and who we pretty much did it
He just kept saying come to my house come to my house. Could that be what am I a few was a good man
What do you want to my employers? Am I wearing a huge furry fucking purple cheetah hat you fucking dumbass?
he wasn't doing that yeah that was bad that was terrible well we can we can
replace Rambo for ash I guess oh that's not a good idea I mean that's not much
fucking better oh my god we got people leaving also I got completely robbed by
pitchers did they call last game they didn't yeah yeah this is my favorite
last game second they called hurricane yeah
the hurricane hurricane that's where some
what so fucking what what are you gonna do
yeah I had a hurt my doctor yeah where
are you gonna go you're gonna pick up
your tree my tree fell down
yeah I got one more I could play one
more all right I mean if you need me
I feel like I'm the only person who takes town seriously in here
Lock her in
Yep, you better get her locked in
She's locked in now
He literally woke me up from an app to play his stupid ass game
Whoa!
Nice!
You speeded!
Whoa!
Come back in there!
I was sleeping!
Who fucking does that?
You were doing this all the time.
Baby, it's toxic town time!
Did I have a hole?
I thought you were playing...
Weren't you playing ranked a couple weeks ago
on TAM Asylum 2?
Cause you liked it so much?
That was a month ago, Nino.
Yeah, a couple weeks is a month, bro.
Ugh.
Uh...
A couple weeks is two weeks.
Is Rambo gone?
It's like people playing, I'm on Ghost with Rambler.
Rambler left, we over here.
Mish, our cat's right behind the wall.
What kind of a deserve, that was stupid, he wasn't on it.
Well I mean, do we have to call last game? Is that a rule?
Yeah you gotta call it last game.
I don't know how to play this game, and I wanna walk my dog, so I'll play one more and then I'm leaving.
Okay.
No one wants to play down anymore.
I know, I'm not being honest.
We used to have people, damn it.
when it came out and playing it now this just requires like an entire degree to be able to
I just want to play the very basic roles rp myself in and out of situations
We mean I always shout because if I don't you guys are just like yeah, I guess it probably is Penta
No, I said after rules protect always protect Penta and shout
Oh, yeah
You guys, I don't want to play how I play, but you guys force me into it, man
What's toxic down, baby? You're fucking Frankenstein and I'm the monster you've created me
Diva did this
You've always been kind of a monster. That's not true. I'm a nice fucking guy. This is really not a new thing
Yes, it is. I'm a nice. I'm normally a nice
literal memes around
People not wanting to play among us with you. That's that's who
You don't know about the same
Also, that's true of everyone that that among us meta doesn't count that's true of everyone
Also, I'm asking forever if you can't just say something like that then not give any evidence
That's a wild accusation to make
Alright
Oh
All right, nothing I guess you know what hey, I heard that same thing about you crown
Okay, do you have any receipts with the accusation
Penta is a game night menace that's the accusation
Oh, well, of course he is i'm a nice man
Yeah, no you're a menace, but that's okay. What the fuck have I ever done this wrong?
Well, it's nighttime.
I mean, she was mean to me.
This is what I'm talking about.
People are pre-dispositioned to hate me because of the characters I play, but I'm actually
a nice guy.
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
No, no, I want to know what the fuck are you talking about, Game Night Menace?
This is bullshit.
Oh, are you trying to change the subject as soon as possible when other people are
dead because you don't want people to know that you're probably the reason why
they're dead. No, I'm just sick of women making accusations without having evidence.
Don't believe all women. Don't believe all women. Don't believe all women. Absolutely do not believe all women at all.
Oh my god
What's your role Penta that's that's definitely that was clearly a fucking frame job are you guys at is this is this lobby actually that low
I don't have any fucking notes it's day two what are you talking about let me see your nose
I was someone laced my drink last night, and I fell asleep
She needs to die
Fuck you
Nothing is illegal for police.
Oh, that's what I was going to do.
So there is no smelling around here.
Yeah, you know, you know, sniff.
OK, why don't I have the right?
I don't know.
The B.O.J. decided you was with on its.
OK, let's go.
What are you talking about?
Things here.
OK, can't sniff.
We have no, we can't see it here or a poison.
All right.
Well, here's what you do.
Who's the tabber keeper?
Okay, there you go
Ritualists and doomsayer, I guess that's true, but usually people I don't know why people are quick to claim that shit
What if she's the poisoner and tried to say she was drank with but she was actually
With anybody I don't I don't need okay. All right. Ash's next
That's crazy
Sniff back
My defenses that I stayed home last night. I didn't do anything and I am what you wrote or are you claim a veteran?
Oh, no, I'm claiming yes
Are you anything very high school perhaps?
I literally did nothing last night, and I don't have anything that I can do that will verify me
So so you're not a sniffer. I am not a sniffer. I could be a sniffer if I wanted to but I'm not
I think you guys in town you want to keep me alive though. Yeah, he's innocent
You know, you know, I said do not smoke
Oh, no
You guys that you guys believed Ash there voting in next step, huh? Oh using the ash excuse, huh?
I mean usually ash makes no sense at fucking all to be honest. Yeah, he's a he's a lion
Listen to him. He actually made some sense. I can't believe this lobby is getting owned by Ash and Throth.
What do you mean?
No!
Oh God!
Wait, why are we voting for me?
Bonka, just so that you can say what you want.
Oh, well I was just going with what the mob was picking, so I thought you were going to go guilty there.
No, no, but what are you? You don't have to say your exact thing, but like, what's your...
Yeah, well, I don't want to tell you guys
It'll tell you what your sub-alignment is you just tell us that
Your supporter
Wait, what the fuck all right, what's this?
Fucking everybody. Yeah, what is happening?
Why is there bloodthirsty? What's the problem?
I think the problem is that we're letting Peach lead here.
And it's kind of fucking things up.
Let's get her up there.
Yeah, so let's get Peach up there.
Let's get Peach up there.
Okay, yeah.
Let's get her up there.
She was the initial sniffer.
Okay, all I want to say is that I got Ash up, but I voted him in-o, because I don't think he's evil.
Why?
He's-
I'm a town investigative, okay?
You want to have people in the game that can get-
What's your role?
Investigator.
I'm a town investigator, but I am the investigator.
What did you investigate?
I tried to investigate Ash.
She didn't kill anyone night when I tracked her.
She didn't kill.
Just get her down.
Wahoo!
Good.
Are you saying night too?
Yes, I tracked her.
There's a ritualist there in a feast.
I couldn't because I got Roblox.
I'm poisoned my drink.
I said that immediately.
I don't like I actually put night two already
Werewolf oh
He stayed at home in a rampage
Smart that's a bad one for us. That was actually smart. I'm lucky. I guess you were the executed
i know ash is bad
collect him
so surprised
he actually killed koi
oh my god
someone collect pentak
but he was the contourer he killed koi
what are we being so annoying
i have information
okay
no ash is bad
he actually is suspicious
no
oh it's over for us
All right, Bongo, you're back into the hangman.
Um, well, there weren't any coven kills last night.
Everyone's going to forget that, um, everyone's going to forget that first claimed, uh, whoever killed, what was it?
Tracker.
He could be, didn't say.
Boxer.
Like Jester, excuse me.
Yeah, he could be neutral level, but no coven kills, so.
Why is Bongo suspicious?
Who was the first to say that?
I'm Sheriff.
Liz.
Okay, you're Sheriff.
Okay.
if you share if the bother could be suspicious no does anyone in here have
a weird urge to unless he he got somebody with a atome you know the
nickname come wait lists are you saying you want the
bongos and he was showed assess yes okay well I have means kill bongo pretty
much who's to say I mean he could be lying probably have a claim you'd like
to make fun though you couldn't support before right I really don't want to I
can't believe that this is a lobby getting owned by thrive and you're kind
of on the top and block you know yeah this is this is your chance that's
actually I might just go over to dead rise because that makes me sick let's
just trust this guy's the werewolf this guy's not the werewolf he could
just be a werewolf pad is the werewolf I am not a French wolf yep when
We're both in Paris. So what do you think?
Trout you think the bongo shroud
No, GTA when I'm not our opinion tonight. See you tomorrow
So he has to be okay, I'll smog I guess I could do that instead. We'll do a vote
And this kind of either confirms or denies Liz
Yeah, yeah, this is gonna recognize Liz. Well, yeah, I think he's coming personally sometimes you got to break a few eggs to make it
Do it now do it now. This is fall sweet hang was it's if Ash is bad
I'm actually gonna leave I can't play I can't play in a I can't play in lobbies. We're Ash and Thriver wedding
I'm just I'm above that
Innocent
you dead is what you are so cool first temple I knew he was covered because
that's suspicious I am tired of real Ricky's things with five it's a harass
people that's all he does holy shit twitch button two on that man man had to
never played dead rising it's an easy choice that's true I haven't but chaos
lot people like GTA man bad banner Lord win I don't know I mean this twitch
promotion this we probably got a long subodon ahead of us dude solo hex
master is fucking rough like impossible oh she wasn't the werewolf damn that's
it's hard you basically just starting to do an arsonist
So we just shrouded a lot of fun. I am tired of
His RP is stupid. It's a harass reference. You like state. That's all he does
No way Lee with Ted gifted
Is that right more so the wally the wally last night was a quiet night. I can't read
Ted gifted subs which was re on top. Yeah, that that makes me shit really sassy
I'm not sassy. You're sassy. No, no, you're sassy in this game. Listen to you. Who'd you try?
Mr. Minow.
How's he?
Innocent.
Innocent, okay.
I was roll blocked last night.
And whoever roll blocked me knows who they are.
Who's a tavern keeper?
Uh, we don't want to know who roll blocked me.
No, I'm just asking if we have one.
Cause no one spoke up earlier as well.
Someone's in a tavern keeper.
Yeah, but the boys in her died, so...
Two people are in a tavern keeper.
Bullshit his RP is stupid. It's alright. All right. That's all he does
Yes, there's a Jailer. All right. Don't say who you are
Trotex with five give-there
I want to say what I am because I'm if I was coming when I say well, you know, okay
What's up?
I'm good. You're just in Hanks. No, I'm like in Hanks. I'm a good guy. I'm trying to feel about CG
Hey, pent is a piece of shit like computer graphics. I want to fucking see a chaos mod 52%
You don't like it. Oh, okay not on top five gifted. I think that's a bold statement to make
You just gonna get it out there
At least get a roll, you know, I would I would not have me. I wouldn't do it
I'm for the town I'm for the town man. Yes sir. What? No role are you tell us you're like
I'm like a power town
Power town. What am I missing it money can put some books that mean
I don't know. I get most power from the town
He can outside prove that he's innocent and he's going to do it as soon as this is over. I'm definitely innocent
Yeah.
Yep.
So, the other sus would be your dandy and doom?
Uh-uh.
One.
Well, actually, first two, I guess.
I don't know what first is.
Innocent.
This is very weird.
Hold up.
How do you not know what I am after I'm the only one who's been given my notes?
I don't know.
Are you throwing ash?
No.
Yes.
Red Robin!
I'm the one who reviewed you and stayed at home.
Oh.
That's why you were voting him up.
I miss if I if I get
He has my this is crazy
I'm not repeating myself from a full time what what 743 so how much time is that?
I'm the tracker these gifts of her no
Red Robin 25 gift and twitch put six on top
Sorry now she's deflecting right now
Not half hours. That's crazy. We're going into the weekend boys. I'm not responsible for any of these deaths
Okay, you still like a doomsayer or something the way you plan me. No, I'm just sassy. That's what I did
So I cleared peach night one
Visited penta I've already put that in he didn't visit anyone and then he died and then last night I visited joints
Remember and then I said she did not visit anyone
Ash is evil Ash is evil innocent this ashes evil he's leading nobody
All right, they said he said he visited a pectin he got killed by the werewolf. It was a good try. What the hell
Blankston improve himself
I'm already for himself. I'm instantly proved
It was a good try red robber. Thank you for the 25 gifted
Don't pick on me. Damn! Yeah, talk about me not being locked in. I knew he didn't tell me in my house.
I saw that werewolf. Oh, God. Goodness. I knew it.
How long? It's gross.
All right, well, my only notes that I have is that either Goon or Yoinks is the other Shred. That's all I have.
Well, then it joins that's you. It's not me
You know, I think it's good because good has been really really quiet this round. I'll tell you why you're power
You want to be said your time power? I?
Tried to smooch and make love depends on I
Was unsuccessful he he was very he was a stinky fellow. I couldn't have known that I just thought he was a handsome fellow
I want to give him a kiss. I was wrong. I was silenced on that day
Let me check what day it was, day he in, day three, day three, I owe silence.
And now you think I'm the child, I'm a lonely, I'm a lonely little smoocher and I, my lover is dead.
If he wants to stop power, he hasn't got to kill Goon himself.
Here's the thing, Goon's been so quiet, I didn't hear him cry once about his lover.
Thank you.
He's been, no, Goon's been super quiet. I don't know Goon super well,
but I know he's been very quiet compared to all the other guys.
You refuse to reveal your role going to which is very weird. Well, I'm not going to tell you
It's so good. So
Ash's last will says he re animated re animated vigilance. He unthrive
Did that not go off because he died or to thrive?
Yeah, funny looking proud
Still you ain't says improve them so when he has a bookie, so so
Well, give me give me give me one more day. I'll prove it. I proved y'all wrong and you've already had your day
Well, I actually had you're doing I forgot cuz we were arguing about me
You're trying to kill me that I got my dad just kill his gun one more day
That's so you're gonna regret it and then you give me like fuck. I regret it now. I feel bad
Well, it's a very good. I'm not doing nothing bad. I promise
I'm just starting to learn how to play the game file. I think I finally learned how to play the game.
Is it 2500 subs? 37 or 5 hours.
So the Twitch subs aren't being added to the timer automatically. We're adding them at the end of the night in bulk.
That's an honest Canadian reaction.
No big skills. You've got to die.
I'm going to pick the roll. You can improve.
I didn't pick it.
Are you scrolling?
Oh, kill the jailer.
You can reveal your roll.
Why didn't he do us a jailer? He could have just said that.
Oh my gosh, we'd all hungoon if he said so.
PLOTTING!
Oh my gosh.
He just said that.
Not jailing jailer.
It's not.
Plotting.
Not jailing jailer.
What the fuck is that?
What does it look like a chaos mod ready?
I'm Kataranga.
You're a bitch.
Yeah
Like is that my swagger chaos mod ready?
This bees Diabeas Lee Diabeas Lee
There's no goon doesn't love this slide
Thanks for the fine gift
God forsaken town on a good guy it has to be good
I'm psychic I reveal my notes and if you actually just revealed that he was jailer would have killed the goon
I didn't get shot what is he rambling about he's going a thousand miles a second and just talking dog shit
get this boy you know you kind of just have to play and then you start getting
it really doesn't take a couple rounds and you get him up the fuck up I'm
psychic and literally if going to just reveal that he was jail or this game
would have been over true so now here we are mm-hmm I'm guessing no I don't
know what you are no dandy but I never got you in my notes so I'm a
veteran for real this time for real you got that Glock on you I got that Glock on
me but I'm out of bullets now five oh no one'll care it's time for this guy
to pay oh shit what are you I'm admiring I lost my love we're gonna rope this
mother wait you lost your love yes it was mr. Pankin for the handsome devil
Okay, why are you still alive?
I don't well, I think you got you got killed before we could make it.
We could talk ever console.
What's the word?
Consummate.
We can have a.
Yeah, there's no way.
He's literally in my second notes.
There's no I'm actually out of thrive.
I don't know, man.
I actually have to leave.
OK, thank God.
I'm telling you.
Thanks fucking God.
I mean, let him win.
Well, what's your defense? You've been rambling dogs. You I've been I told you I'm a psychic and you're literally the last one
I really revealed that he's really
Using me the whole time. Yeah, because you are I have the psychic notes that you're shrouded. I don't know why you would ever
Obviously, you're wrong. So it's time to die. I might meet them
Don't let this little googly sounds like a little gremlin. Don't let this
Sway you
I almost got away with it. Back to that.
I try to reverse you.
That almost, that almost, and I said if
there I've wins twice in a row then I have to leave.
It's just, it's not, it's not playable.
You just saved it.
You could say he's driving.
Okay.
Why did he not say you were a dealer? That's all he had to say.
I didn't know
Ash had not revealed it earlier so I didn't because
Ash was good.
Why don't you use your ability, Yonks?
I got distracted when they tried to hang me the night before and I ran out of time.
Mods, uh, DM check, DM check, Yonks.
Yeah, I got distracted.
I should say whoever the jailer is, jail Yonks tonight.
Look, I'm getting sick of shit of Thrive killing me.
Yeah, you were the first one on the list, so I just clicked on you.
What the fuck do you mean?
You were number two. I'll get it on the list.
I have to go now. I'm killing you a lot.
I'll see you guys later.
I'll see you later.
Good luck with the tree.
TwitchCon.
I didn't go to TwitchCon.
Still, you still got it.
It's the hurricane night.
All right.
Macamal doesn't wake up for another three hours.
I'm going to show you some thrive.
What the fuck?
We used to be able to get fucking...
What is this? Four people? That used to be nothing.
What's happening to town of Salem?
That sounds dead
One more in me
To be able to get the no problem
That's because of purple role-playing on X man
Too many people were playing traffic such a fucking boomer. It says he's playing Google Chrome
Gooding I'm pretty happy that he played on purple though
It was good to see gonna back you know. No, yeah, but he's he's he's no pixel locked
Yeah, he's a chief of you
Assessants if I think yeah, he's essentially for police there. So what does he do on no pixel?
He just every time I watch him he's complaining about the server
What about the vtubers where they at? Yeah, they moved on from RP as people do
Nappens there's no we can't get three people for town at 9 o'clock over
Maybe it's just Thursday. It's a Thursday thing Thursdays do kind of suck for Twitch. I've noticed
Wednesdays and Thursdays are the worst, I think
Wednesdays are good for me because mood is
He's off for the day Thursdays suck for me because he's back. So people come to my channel
I don't even know what the fuck I don't I haven't talked to Ziggie in like a year
No, he just doesn't really stream much anymore either
I don't know where he's at
No he's been streaming on my pixel playing his martial
Has he?
Dude's chillin he had like 4000 subs
Our place is playing off stream playing Norman Bones
I didn't know he streams he might as well stream at fucking you know what would be
3 in the morning for normal people
Yeah, he does from really early.
This is fucked up. Just offer it to whoever gives you the most money in the next like five minutes.
Offer the blood. It's on here.
Yeah.
Oh God, reduce the playing with the Oilers.
Well, they Oil.
He might get the next players.
What's up with these people saying Hurricane watch? Who can't? I'm literally in the middle of one.
Oh yeah, you can't do anything with it.
However, right now, not that I'm going to need you to do me a favor.
Can you never say, hey, play with your viewers again?
Because then I have to shut it down and then I look like a dickhead.
Yeah, that was not cool. That was not cool.
That was a. Now they're all sad in there.
They're all yeah. Now I look like a fucking asshole.
Look what. Yeah, that was that was a real bad suggestion.
I really bad suggestion.
Really bad. Yeah.
OK, all right.
You know what? Go ahead.
They probably have like fleas and stuff. No, no, no pick out some of my oil oilers to get in here peach
Okay, there you go. No the issue is is nobody knows how to play and there's already like four slots
We got a film. No, no, no, no, let's just do peaches idea. Let's invite
Let's invite people from my chat to a streamer friend disco
This isn't a good idea
We can't be parasocial, we actually...
But now, these people oil me, now I look like I'm a dickhead to them, you see?
Yeah...
You see how that was a bad situation?
I kind of agree with Peach, you usually are pee with your viewers all the time anyway, so...
Not by choice.
You know what?
I would say, find the ennaps.
Oh my god!
You want to get in and I get in here?
Is this just bad?
What is this, Peach?
Oh my god.
Are you trolling or are you this dumb?
There's no way, right?
You want to whoso in here?
She wants catanap in here.
There's no way we're getting catanap.
That means sleeping right now.
I will cut off my own foot before we get an abs in here.
Just play with us.
He is.
What do you think he's here?
Can somebody tell me what an app is?
No.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
It's legitimately fucking stupid.
It's literally just stupid, man.
What's your strat?
I'm angering people so much that they're popping out
of the water, so that I didn't have, can't join.
That was a real suggestion.
You should invite some spoilers.
And honestly, I think you may have just
ruined the sub-a-thon.
Wow.
That's the whole thing.
Because now they're going to be like, well, fuck it.
What's the point in me?
He's never going to play a game with me.
Well, I thought he was going to play with me.
And now I don't know.
I almost starved my son for nothing.
Yeah, it's true.
Come on guys, let's give some subs to show that Peach is right everybody I think
Penta probably deserves some more subs. I absolutely
Why would you ever go into someone's chat and say why don't you just play with your viewer?
Why would you ever do that?
That was that was terrible peach. That was not a single some
Not even a further bit some
You're not being bullied that was a dumb thing to say
Okay, so should I have just not said anything and then you go the rest of your life thing and that's okay
That's why would you want to live like that?
But you don't have to call me a dumbass. I didn't call you a dumbass
I call you a dumbass every day, really
Really you tell me shut up. You're a dumbass. No, I don't
listen I don't call you I actually go out of my way to be nice to you because I
know that you're sensitive differently yeah I know that you're a little sensitive
because of your shortcomings okay my shortcoming right right I know you're a
little sensitive about it oh okay okay I will say though it was really good to
see you in RPD the other day with that character. I did not know... Wait, you're not Jorkin?
I'm not the character Jorkin, but I am Jorkin.
Oh, god damn it.
What are you, Jorkin? You should name your dazzo from the De Penis line.
Straight up, Jorkin in. And by it, I mean my Penis.
What? Okay, I don't think I haven't been too toxic today. I don't think it's been pretty easy, but you've been fine
Oh good. Okay. What each say it?
You're toxic every day. Do you actually?
He's been a lot better lately how am I how do I say anything that's worse than what everyone else is fucking saying in here?
Okay, maybe maybe it's just that I've met you in your reform dark. Maybe that's it
Well, what the fuck are you talking to how how if I what if I said that's worse than anything else being said in here
I
Don't know if it's worse than anything else being said in here. Okay, so then why am I being so then why am I being singled out?
I
Actually prefer people to be more toxic, so
Yeah, now I feel like I'm being played I don't mind it very much be nice to this man
game with his friends. He's been
our man for two weeks and you came in here and you attacked him peach.
That's true, man. I know I go out of my way to organize these things.
OK, I'm the only one. I feel I think I'm the only one on Twitch that plays with
as many people as I do and tries to organize these things.
I'll the only one on this entire website and for it for you to go out
of your way and attack me. I mean, have you ever how many times have
you attacked me and how many times have you thanked me?
I thank you all that I say the last time the last time I thank you like yesterday or the day before answer when I was trying to say thank you
That was a pity. Thank you. That was a pity. Thank you. That was a pity. Thank you because you know
Yes, it was that doesn't count. I was upset in New York. That was a pity. Thank you
I messaged you on discord and said specifically thank you and what did I say?
Exactly because I knew that was a fucking pity. Thank you
Now because you all fucking planned to quit
I could feel that coming and I was like I'm not gonna thank this shit because because I because I didn't want you to get I know
I you were warming me up. I knew that you were fucking priming me up to quit
All right, so I'll be like, oh, that's so nice that they think it's us let her quit when there's money on the line
I don't think she told you she already
Here's she told me she told me already. Okay, Peach actually did this told me already that people are the people were playing
to split the prize money yes so I so so you told me that and then you knew that
if I canceled it that I'm such a nice guy that I would split the fucking prize
money
mm-hmm because I wasn't sure if it was allowed it was like thank you thank you
man he got sad that people weren't following the food rules and then I was
like oh shit I was told about an alliance of splitting money that I was
I was looped into like 24 hours ago.
Did they get permission to do this?
And then I asked you.
Yeah, like, like in DMs.
No.
No, it wasn't DMs.
No, really, it wasn't in DMs.
You can use the same person that like took a one month vacation.
Oh my God.
What does that have to do with anything?
That's true.
That's so wrong.
Who doesn't have to do anything?
You know what that means.
Who does that mean?
Rich, okay.
I'm not, I'm not rich.
Rich equals, we'll manipulate for money.
Oh my god. Wait, so are you tired of Penta Bolshev. His RP is stupid. I'm not rich. Oh my god. What do you mean you're not rich. That's all he does.
I give up. He's got a mole geek. He's not rich. I'm not rich. I don't even remember seeing anything. Lands is at sub count. That's nothing. That's actually nothing in 2024.
I think I have like a hundred subs right now. I think in my opinion. I think that you're it though
I think this is definition of rich if you own your house if you own a house outright
I think that you're rich. I don't own a house. I'm not even
Fucking on that the bank owns my fucking house
We don't even own. We don't even have the bank owning our house
You don't hear how
No, the bank
What about the right to property?
Okay, I gotta read up on that you don't have trouble paying for it. That's true
But I also don't have the luxury of going on a month vacation when my fucking stream is picking up
I'm on my prime. Yeah, that's because you make so much money by
not going on vacation if you left your stream so you're saying you're so poor
that you can go on vacation and it doesn't matter that's the dumbest that is
the stupidest fucking thing I've ever goddamn heard that's so stupid if we
would have known that we would have been on purple we wouldn't have planned that
vacation for that sure that's 100% true we can't we actually can't get
someone right now. No, we can't. It's over. So I'm gonna go
on that. We can't see. Oh my god. We're losing two more. How
how is not so dead? Well, obviously, I know how to solve
this problem. I'm going to have to start reproducing and
making more and making more no raising more people for
it. Yeah, we'll just take that birth control here. I
I need to become a breather.
What?
Yeah, we need to get to breeding.
Come on.
Rip that out.
Five.
All right.
We're moving to town.
We've hurt people.
We're missing one.
Who are we missing?
Someone hop their pussy out.
Crayon.
OK.
Are you still going?
You're not on board control.
I know.
God.
Put your pussy away.
So we're missing two of them.
Hop it out.
All right.
But on that note, I'm going to get out of here.
So, you're the first nice guy on here, thank you so much for the invite, everyone else nice meeting you, Thrive!
See ya bud, have a good one!
Have a good one!
Alright, well you know what this call is for.
I guess, yeah.
Oh honey.
It's not like the elo matters anymore.
Oh, it will be, yeah.
It doesn't matter anyways.
Alright!
This is the game that you win now, right? Everybody gets down.
Is this what you meant by chaos?
It doesn't allow for our right time. Yeah, it makes sense. I can't believe so
Soaps wanted to down that before world of warcraft we need a huge fucking
2024 come on now
We need to we need a huge to us to patch
This game is almost caught her that would be insane
Yeah, she ran to look at my feet
Oh
Do not visit me do not visit
Was it the jack-o-lantern I got that one too, you know
This is like a fox like a wolf. Oh, I think that's what I have. It's like white
Scripted game I thought you were gonna
or you hungry yeah I'll eat I'll eat anything I don't care I'll eat anything
okay sure if that's what you want sure awesome pizza he literally means
anything
but you know
I can't believe
stuck in my
he stroke his
flummery
no it's stoking
I think it's stoking a fire
you get that crazy
alright LeBat what were you doing
who's they're gonna call now
who's asking
new player calling out someone
interesting LeBat
Yes.
What were you doing? Were you, were you stroking?
No, I was not stroking. I was familiarizing myself with the role.
Because I've never been in this role before.
Never?
No, I actually have never been in this role before.
Okay.
Yes.
All right guys, look at it.
Oh, we have the fucking, the fucking joke.
Hang on, hang on. So I have, I don't know if you're here.
Uh, so I am a seer and I checked, uh, Goon last night and it told me that him and first are enemies.
Oh no.
Who the fuck is first?
Cause I'm lying.
He's, he's the dead vigilante.
Who?
Oh fuck that guy.
Who the fuck is he?
He's about to die.
So Ash is either real seer or sexy piece.
Sorry, she's more...
Penta?
20 gifted!
Penta might be silenced.
Shut the fuck up, Peach.
Oh, okay.
Fuck you!
You see, you are toxic!
You fucking god-fucking-dammit.
You're so toxic.
Alright, Peach.
Uh...
No, no, hold on.
You want to see my notes?
No, what?
I don't need to see them.
Is he gonna conjure it?
Alright, it's kind of...
Anyway, it would clear me if you want to see them.
Okay, yeah.
Alright.
Are you missing?
That's not funny.
Oh
Because Ash said that he was seer he compared first and goon and that goon I
Mean first is nice so good as bad
Listen here, you're gonna be an advocate.
Listen to me.
I'm an innocent man, I don't care what this fucking ass guy says.
He's a queen from the wind.
Who is he?
You don't know who you just believe him right off the bat.
Fuck you, motherfucker, you smell like shit.
That sounds like an innocent man.
Sucked by nuts under a bridge for two dollars, I'm innocent.
What if I done to you?
Fuck you.
You've given us nothing.
This sounds like a man that needs to die.
I think he's innocent.
And I think that you guys are throwing.
And I think Ash is obviously an executioner.
And for you to just believe him for no reason to me is ludicrous.
I know that.
That's so ridiculous that I can't be fucking believed when I'm being honest.
You're just not a believable guy.
I love when he's screaming.
I would have, I would have, I would have been so funny.
No, we didn't actually like I look the thing is who never defends himself and right. Oh
My god. Oh my god suck my butt
Marine thank you for the 20 gifted
Twitch foot four on top pretty nice judges let it bang sorry absolute sorry
actual story
dream woven
but then they died
huge w kill
numpad what are you
i'm a cleric mother fucker
i got fucking vigilante who came to my house
did you really?
what'd you do last night? who'd you protect?
myself
i got attacked by a fucking vigilante
that's what's up
nope so there's two of you
All right, so I have info I checked Penta last night and Penta and boxer are also enemies. Holy shit. This guy's lying
What hell? I mean he's confirmed from night one. He's that doesn't make him. What are you talking about actually?
I I tracked him just to make sure you didn't visit Pentana. Holy shit
Whoa, who did he know?
This is coming. He visited you once
He visited who?
You once
Let's get Liz up there
I believe Ash he doesn't you write the first night and he's on hot porn
I mean he was his point he like Penta Penta so Penta is
I just said Penta and boxer or enemies that's between Penta and boxer. Yeah, he never says that Penta is confirmed bad
Okay, I tried boxer and it didn't visit anybody. So I don't know why I'm thinking that good
Defending Penta and he really just out of I know what I'm doing. I'm telling you guys
Okay
What are you guys are actually getting shots
I don't want to get shot. Who the fuck is John Houghton?
It's me
Yourself
Why kill me? I'm literally innocent.
You were a-
He probably knew to kill Tom.
Okay, who do you want me to kill? I'll shoot whoever you want to kill.
I have a gun. Hands up too!
Oh my god, he's got a gun!
Hands up too!
Little weird to throw me up here when I told everyone to put up their hands.
Yeah, that's pretty weird.
That's a little weird.
I do want us to vote.
Wait, his knees are shaking. I feel bad.
Vote no. Get pent up there.
Don't get the bloody-
Liz out of him.
Liz literally out of him.
I don't know, I think that we need to keep this fucking stool out from underneath them right now.
I'm patrolling.
He is literally going to have to die.
Shut up.
If you don't hang me, I will shoot someone tonight.
Alright, we have to kill Thrive.
The rulebook says kill Thrive.
Murder.
Murder, not.
We have to kill Thrive if you don't vote guilty.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, and he tried to RP.
Okay, we also started the lobby without 15 people.
It's all any silly weird. I just sure but it's all any words you do that with all in it
Okay, he's bad. This is why we follow the rules. This is actually why we follow the rules. I've wrote these rules down for a reason
Well usually there's tonight we got to shoot less
I don't admit
I don't admit to that shit.
You know, I gotta be a man of my word here and shoot mootin'.
That sounded like a fuckin' lighter in a bowl.
If I've ever heard one.
I mean, I gotta be a man of my word.
I said you're getting shot tonight for that.
And here's the thing, if you make empty threats, people won't take you seriously, chat.
You know what I mean?
Yep. Watch this.
bad
fucking owned that's what he gets for smoking pot
I heard that fucking lighter I heard that lighter and bull hit the desk
uh-uh he doesn't smoke he doesn't smoke well fuck was that an inhaler
okay so I checked Liz last night and I compared him to mootin
and it actually said that Newton and Liz were friends.
Oh, no way it said that.
What the hell?
That's what I said, dawg.
What the hell?
There's no way to ask.
So, no, no, look, so Penta and Boxer run me.
So one of them is bad, right?
And then Liz is also bad.
You're a graveyard climbing.
No, I literally had these notes written down.
I just shared them.
Okay, I want to get back.
What are you?
What?
This guy's crazy.
from Moot and Liz to be friends with 5 gifted that's what I'm saying so you're
saying a four coven game which but it's all trich but two on top
I don't know because it's still deep you're dead that one I was wish I was wish
I hate this.
Scoob a lip with five.
Let's do chaos mom after this game.
Liz is confirmed to be evil.
All right, you know what?
I'm going to, here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to trust Ash here.
Grudging.
What?
I'm going to begrudgingly trust Ash here.
Don't do that.
I'm going to.
If you kill me, at least kill Ash afterwards, please.
Okay.
That's a deal.
No, that's a deal.
He's a bad man.
Look, after we kill Liz, Liz is evil.
I'm going to kill him.
Look, after we kill Liz, Liz is evil.
We need to figure out what's going on between Boxer and Penta.
Let's I'm going to trust Ash here.
And if I am off and if it's it's going to kill me inside,
it's going to kill my spirits.
It's going to be like I just took a plan B.
I'm going to be dead inside, right?
Why would we get inside after a plan B?
Because it kills the baby.
Okay. No, it prevents you from ovulating.
Boxer, did you kill a baby?
You're six months pregnant take 20 plan B's it kills it. That's I have my notes for that. That's not that's not
I'm pretty confident back with five gifted subs visible moves five gifted
Twix pop those I
Watch
Okay, I'm so right. I wasn't sure why did you say he doesn't need chocolate?
No, he's asking me. Give him chocolate.
He said I need chocolate and I'm letting him eat it.
You're not going to die without chocolate.
That didn't mean you're fat. You don't need to eat chocolate.
That was fucked up that you said that to him, actually.
He said where's the chocolate?
We sidestep these
We sidestep these no fucking way
What?
Doi and picture true friend
We weren't friends we were lovers
stop stop I can't moons in the crosshairs they're looking they're
looking to get me next you got a son she admitted it I knew something was wrong
with you young you are not talking the whole freaking time we abstained on
lace no I I didn't know why less was up there and also I'm fired
I'm about to go eat peanut butter with a spoon.
Oh, hell yeah.
That sounds good.
I'm gonna get Twight.
Me?
It's one of my favorite snacks, man.
I love peanut butter and spoons and then drinking milk out of the jug.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yo, not out of the jug.
Yeah, right out of there.
That's nasty.
There's something else I like to drink milk out of too.
bags yep and glasses have you ever seen a canadian milk bag uh is that the name of your tits
huge
you're not making it any better for yourself canadian milk bags
holy i mean he's not wrong what you bought for me last year was that no it was a jay
It was a J! It was just a J! Please!
Hello, little youngs.
Check my DMs. Alright.
I'm sleeping.
Let's see what peace we're talking about.
I've been berserked all over the place.
No!
Oh, it was the French!
I'm berserking so hard right now.
Oh, yeah.
I'll leak.
How did this French woman win?
Because Penta reanimated the Vigilante to show off.
to shoot me and I was like I'm a cleric bitch because you let on the lobby and that was
better what the fuck yeah I did you're right I got ash locked I was actually gonna shoot
Ash that night
If you change your nickname in a discord to put yourself at the top of any list that is actually toxic
name for that. I've had it in there's a joke from since last year bro. Oh I knew Ash was
bad I was saying kill him. I am the best jester though you know. Have a good night guys.
Good night guys. See you guys. Night. Before I try to rebuild.
Yeah let's play let's play. I can't I don't think I I you know I don't think I can.
I'm sorry and people just letting ash and thrive and numpad win is just completely destroyed by me
Do you want to fucking list?
Yeah, you need to protect your piece. I think you need a little mental health. I have I have to go play cast mom. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
It's everyone else I
Agree with Penta. This is a low tier lobbies. I'm getting W's. That's never happened. He knows he should have been winning
He knows man, even Thrive knows he shouldn't be winning.
I think the concept of the media is also probably wrong.
You know, the pissed off timer increase should have been implemented tonight. I think chat fucked up.
No, yesterday was much worse. No, absolutely wrong. Yesterday was a much worse day.
Was it hard?
Yeah, I barely slept because I was fucking grinding my teeth all night.
And I woke up clenching my fists.
Wait, because of the proclaim?
It's just because of everything.
I fucking set someone off. I blew up on someone. I did not have to send her off to you for 48 hours
She just really caught me and I was kind of funny though. Well, that was a really fucking bad time to do that
W that wasn't really that was that was really bad timing. She that was the worst time. She could have done that
Who did that?
She did deserve it, but I didn't have to but it was deserved
under under normal circumstances I probably wanted of she's pretty nice well yeah but
she did try to make me look like a dickhead okay all right that's not very hard what is it very
hard I'm hard I'm actually I'm a nice guy why are we twisting the knife on this guy this guy
has been trying to put together a lobby of friends and we're just stomping on his nuts and twisting the
Hired that man went out of his way to come. He's been streaming for two weeks and came out of his way to hire me
Of course, I'm gonna fucking glaze
You know, I'm a little cheeky sometimes and I like to you know, like rib my friends a little bit
But then I get 14 of them in a discord call and they all fucking dog pile me and just go after me and not each other and
Then I get back into a fucking corner and I got a fucking lash out
But then I look like a dickhead man. Well the problem is is your is you're so good at role play that people can't
Dissern whether what you're saying is serious
Are you kidding okay, I can't discern nobody fucking cares that you're autistic
No, but I'm saying that that's what I have a really hard time telling once a joke or not
Been saying did you think maybe it's cuz you're just not funny. It maybe has nothing to do with your autism
Joking I mean, okay, it could be that
Do you think that it is joking right now beach when right now do you think it is joking with you right now?
No, see how see do you see?
No, usually listen
You know how some people like like that jelly girl had a meta husband
My husband is my autism husband
So he DMs me while I'm talking to people and he says they're being serious or they're not being serious
And then I kind of go by that
You need a you need a fucking you need like
You need a vibe like how blind people have seen eye dogs. You need like a vibe out
They just they wag their tail when they're not they kind of growl
I
Don't trust people that have tails on their back. Oh shit. Look what you guys did purple now. Yeah. Yeah
I know
We have removed those it's Mike backup and McConnell. Good morning. Oh
Shit, do you want to play town of Salem?
Okay, well, we got
That's close, I guess we can get we did a couple more and I do want to play chaos one very soon
What's his mug
San Andreas all on me. Oh, okay. Yeah, everyone. I everyone I know is always down to watch a little bit of San Andreas
It's fun getting to watch it makes it it makes me feel good
Very cool
No grand dev.do is not role play. I'm really confused. You think that's boring mcconnell? I
I always watch people do places. Yeah, I think it's funny. I think it's fun
It personally one of my favorite thing to watch our 17 speed run. I don't know why I just like oh
I I'm a McDonald fan by the way. I like him
That's now it's now in a lot and the public record is public this by this off the record
I
Love
Oh my god somebody
Does it do you want us just get this a counterler for steam yeah for steam yeah
I've never gone that it was like a huge like just so you know everything we're doing is legal
What the hell's going on? I've never got this. Yeah, it was like a yellow. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now
What the fuck is this?
Yolbein Hector
People trying to get like class actions against them for a bit now. Well, yeah, but they may I mean it just it they make it
Look so fucking pressing
And it's like alert alert
That's fucking scary
You stream more we encountered there
Well, there goes yourselves the steering number sorry, but if you want to stream it in play
No, I go to the D dear house
There's grocery store simulator what the fuck is happening go work at a grocery
What we need one I guess we could do another game of all any I don't care
Oh
We could do a game
Welcome to the arena. Come on. Come in. Come in
To on tonight's show Penta lose his mind again
like the pastor
Every day basically
Did anyone catch any of that?
No
Pretty I'm pretty shows of voodoo come okay
I know
Everybody that that's the trigger word that locks everybody in
I'm so ready. I'm sweaty and ready, you know, you got a good community, but no, you know what I agree
You should be proud
Except for that one chatter and we all know who we're talking about
Yeah
Talk bad about Ronnie. We all know that one chatter
Oh, we're watching picture the longest but doesn't but doesn't donate or like gift subs
You piece of shit
You actual you actual piece of shit you freeloader
You can be careful came
This should be friendly town
Where is Ronnie? I haven't seen Ronnie in forever
We should do more friendly town for me town is fun
He was here too, that's...
Friend gang, friend gang.
Alright, good night.
I think I'll see Jailor in the top.
Y'all got him?
Oh, shit.
Ooh.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's not good.
Uh-huh.
Hey, uh, could someone hand me...
Could someone hand me that drink over there?
Yeah, I got you.
Here you go.
Thank you.
No, I'm handing it.
What do you steal, uh...
This is so good.
I was trying to hand that to McConnell.
It's me.
Who who was it that does the the smiley faces in their notes?
Bongo he's going. Oh
Because the death note
Had a smiley face. So I was about to have you ever watched that peach
death note
Good not a weeb. Okay
That's so are you a weeb?
How do you feel about anime?
Um, I hated it when I was younger, but now I think it's I mean mootin and I when we first met when we were e-dating
We used to watch studio Ghibli films together. Yeah, but those aren't that's not we that's not that's not that's not that's our
That's that's basically the Disney of Japan. Yeah, I've never really watched anime
But I love studio Ghibli. I should be the one piece Netflix special
You know what you should do anybody in chat just you know DM peach some anime suggestions
I'm pretty sure I would I would actually I would recommend you know we should do you should watch my hero academia because the main
The the protagonist is autistic
Yeah
Yeah, so I think I think you'd like that. I
Think it was pretty artistic. You should watch that there you go. That is
Sentence that has never been spoken in the English language before
All right, let's go peach.
What?
No, don't get me.
This is a sultry.
I swear to God, I swear to God, peach is bad.
Kill it.
She has an anime.
It's execution.
I've, okay.
I've done nothing wrong.
No, let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
This is your shot.
Okay.
I've done nothing wrong.
I probably thrive can confirm me because I wrote the book then last night.
Oh, poison.
That's true.
She gave me a little bit of lean.
Huge
Poisoner yes, yes poisoner. No, you know this I can I can go on whoever you tell me to
Oh my god
I was based off of this
You know you like to banter with me throughout the game everyone. I like to be
I'm gonna be sad if you give me the fuck out.
Be sad.
I can't.
Oh my god.
Watch this.
Watch this poisoner.
That's fucked up.
Watch this poisoner.
That's fucked up.
That's gonna be so crazy that I still read this.
Holy shit.
I just don't understand.
She knows it's true.
I just don't understand.
She knows it's true.
Poisoner.
I just hate you.
Jesus.
I'm just on a different level.
I'm really, I really am operating on another level.
I really I really am operating on another level
When I said yeah, she's a poisoner I know she's like okay, that's actually
Okay, how buddy I just telling you just telling you
All right, I'll tell you what really happened. There's a I got some guy applied
There's there's a meta. There's a meta guy that
He's he said he's you told me he's looking for some work. I think I have to protect myself after that huge soul read
Buggin peach. I like how when you're killed by a berserker. It doesn't say killed. It says destroy
You were just brutally fucking just poor to shreds man. I'm gonna get a little whiskey drink tonight
Something a berserker would say
Smiley face
This serial killer is crazy
Yeah, he's mad. That's not good. Oh, no, he's not mad. He's putting smiley faces on people they kills
Like card smiley faces into their bodies. He's the Joker, baby
Well, does anyone have any notes at all how sad do you think peaches?
right now.
I protected LeBot and no one in the other room crying, letting out a small whimper.
Hey, you can have your chocolate now, man.
I know, thank you.
Yeah, you know.
What kind of chocolate did you want to get?
I like dark chocolate, like Eats.
Oh, no.
The question is, do you put it in the freezer or the fridge to like?
No, it's just straight up.
Now we're very healthy, actually, like full organic shit.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
I don't eat but we're not allowed to eat chips anymore here, you know
Is there an organic Arby's around? No, there's she's never been to Arby's. What?
Yeah, I know that's why we went to go when we go to Austin. I want to take her
Do you guys have fast food at all like ever?
Every once in a while we'll get McDonald's breakfast, which I think is the best breakfast for fast food. No chick-fil-a is the best
Yeah
Oh buddy
Their chick their breakfast on another level
Yeah, someone of my channel so if you guys live in a commune which would make Pete that would make peach
All right, well does anyone have any information
All right, let's just kill TJ
You know I was gonna say the same thing
That's so rude. I mean, we we should have trusted your first one.
Let's trust this one was worried last time.
I mean, well, let's hear it to you. I got nothing.
Murray, yeah, right.
No defense.
Somebody needs to cut together a trailer of a beautiful mind
and then just have to read.
You know what I have to say about that?
What's a smiley face?
Oh, no gas.
Just on another level.
Maybe then.
The Joker.
Oh, I remember when I opened up my phone for two hours ago.
Are we doing Peruz's birthday?
Sure.
Yeah, I'm down.
Let me get off of this sub-a-thon and then we can figure that out.
I can't.
I'm just, I'm in sub-a-thon.
I know.
I get it.
I've done a sub-a-thon.
I got like shit ton of people I've ever responded to, a bunch of people I need to
pay for shit and I'm just like, look, I'm sorry, sub-a-thon.
Nothing else is getting done with sub-a-thon right now.
Ooh, a little RP, I like that.
Nice.
Man.
You got any other soul reeds that we need to go for?
Yeah.
Long.
Alright, don't come.
Don't come tonight.
I'm telling ya.
Yes, sir.
Weird, I feel like I've been sitting in purple light for fucking 14 days, and I'll
protect McConnell.
I think he's good.
Nice.
Oh.
Wait.
What the fuck?
What's this happen?
just happen oh not mayor thrive why why why did you kill the mayor why
I would have probably fucked up what does he mean very demure the hell
it's a tiktok meme now contact oven you got a sweet dump okay that's
That sounds like a human thing, yeah.
I was trying to enjoy my nice nicotine, yeah.
I'm gonna enjoy his nice nicotine, man.
This guy fucking...
Good. Go Jailer!
That's a huge Jailer, buddy.
This guy fucking tried to fuck me up night one, man.
He clicked on you night one?
Like an asshole, they got used to the Dreamweaver.
Aw, first.
Okay, here we got a berserker.
O'Connell looking cute stroking his beard will man. What the hell?
Well, I'm married married a fucking dream. We've worked me. I guess he was the man of his dreams
He'd been talking to him in the night
I we got a berserker
Dumper thing
Well, that was that was coming that was coming. Oh
Yeah, numpads the berserker and then goons the cover and then we win. I'm not the birth. I could what makes you think that's
What you well the brassica? Oh, yeah, sir. Yeah, yeah
Off the charm what the fuck it's not me. I'm well, what are you there? No, you're not drop your note
What I protected
Drop your notes. Well, that's not true because I know there's no no cleric, so
If I protected you and I'm bad protected you shoot a killed me protect self-not one such bullshit
That's not bullshit at all
Penta your lane
Crusaders can't protect themselves. I don't
Know they can know I don't think they can
I don't think crusaders can protect themselves
That's cleric. You can't choose to protect
I don't think a crusader can protect himself.
No, they can't clerics can crusaders can't.
You can't fortify yourself.
I don't know.
I don't think you can.
Hey, numbed.
You're fired.
Yeah, you're dead.
I'm not fired.
What are you talking about?
We're firing you right now.
No.
Get in the Iron Man.
What the fuck is that noise?
Are you calling over a cat?
That's a squirrel.
What is that?
What the hell are you fucking doing?
Stop.
I don't like that shit.
Pentatron bear with no evidence.
And you believe him?
I'm soul reading right now. I'm on a fucking hot streak.
I'm on a hot streak!
I'm soul reading right now. This is not soul reading.
This is just randomly because you're angry right now.
No, you don't understand.
You're searing. You're coping.
You're mad because you're about to fucking lose your berserker game, berserker girl.
Okay, if you read this, I have a suggestion.
Okay, at least kill Goon, please. Thank you.
I knew it! I knew it! I'm on another level!
You need to open packs you need to open packs you need to crack packs after this I might that's true
I mean, yeah, I'm sorry
I mean, this is my head you need to help back you can't get too high on all any though because most everybody's evil
That's not true. It sometimes there's only like I've been in all any games where there's like two coming
I've been in a lot of all
if we lose this game I'm going to be mad because Pett has been reading it, reading it perfectly.
Yeah, you need to crack that. I'm just on another level. Yeah, there's no way on I'm
not going to protect you. Caffeine, who's next? Jailgoon, Jailgoon. Caffeine, who's next?
Caffeine King, who's, which one? Okay. Thanks, Tri- Topical.
Cosmichek
Oh and I protected ash
Only Moli 26 day dude this fucking um, oh well
Why oh because he turned because he turned into well it probably because he turned into the pestilence
I have a clean body and then I am not disease
Why, why is the eye of Sauron upon my gooch?
What have I done?
Because you killed my girl.
We're about to put the rope of Sauron on you too, motherfucker.
I'm sick of these daily offenses.
I've done nothing wrong.
I'm being blamed for some.
You think just because this old ass saggy bitch is left,
you're going to point the fingers at me.
I've done nothing of it.
You literally left a note about checking out the stupor.
Yeah
I think I would leave such an obvious note of some that sounds like me no
No, I don't but I do think that you're probably doing the jail are trying to kill you less than buddy
The no one visited me. I was in my house. Am I who's what am I kidding?
Anymore DMs goon has to read the DMs out. Well, you're the jailer, right? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Did you visit goon?
No, I did not. Okay, you know, I just thought of a 28k sub goal. Who did you visit?
No, I didn't visit anybody. What if you just didn't visit me. What if Goon did a retelling of the fucking diva and moon DMs?
I've been thinking that this whole time. That would be that would be an interesting read.
I'll get you pregnant.
I would listen. I'd love to listen to that.
Dude, are you kidding me?
Well, you're still putting me up.
Well, yeah, you're bad.
I'm the investigator.
That's all right.
We're going to keep playing because now I'm locked into town.
There I was, inspecting their temples.
I was enjoying my time by myself, sitting in my house.
I raised my fist to that little zoma that gobbled and shmucked, that thrive bastard
in the sweet dome.
I fucking demolished that dome.
You think I you think you could just throw me up on the ropes like this like I'm some no good homeless man
I'm tired of that
Rp is stupid. You dirty bitch. It's a harass people. Fuck you. That's all he does
All right, I mean we'll notice your death is
Our town be free
You stinky oh
my
was pestilence
Is that X master okay labette you got a jail
Ash
Yeah, don't tell me. I'm I'm a clerk to jail
Probably ash
Either way, I got a particular about the jailer
But I don't think I actually I think I can protect again. No, I think I can
Broughty with five
huge
Thanks, man twitch put two on top I wait oh wait
Are we only a hundred subs away from what the fuck did we get it was 26.8 K last year?
Joe we're about to beat it. Are we about to be last year's?
28 for oh, we're close. Oh
Shit, what was that?
Yeah, I mean he wanted he won apocalypse in a all-in. I mean it's
Yeah, that's not worth it. Yeah, that's it's I mean look at this. They were fucking six town
Me it's it's you know, you beat Anne Frank in a boxing match basically
In Frank
It makes sense if you said Helen Keller, but and fucked up
Oh, that was the only thing that was in this game.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the blind girl, they couldn't talk.
No, it's a. Yeah. No, that's Helen Keller.
Oh, shit. That was a little Jewish girl.
I didn't know.
What? Please. Please watch parks, too.
Oh, my God.
Wait, how did Penta just get a history lesson from Peach?
It was a sock puppet, man.
The Anne Frank sock puppets. Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Numpad and Ash just won that sense.
Why didn't you my diary wait now?
That's terrible.
I don't know what's going on, but I've been getting some good plague there in my team, so...
That's one of the worst.
I mean, really, I won that.
I'm... uh, Mazmuc, that doesn't make sense.
Did I actually convince you I was a Claire on the server?
No, of course you didn't.
We... you instantly said, I'm a Claire.
Yeah, we knew you, but...
You protected me and kept me alive, though.
Buddy, you said that the night after I did that.
No, you saved my life.
You saved my life.
Okay.
You said you said I'm a cleric the night after the day after I did that
Look at this giga charge. Wow. It's long until soups comes back
Probably another hour you know till they get sick of it
It's registered in the long I
Am town locked right now. I'm pretty locked too. I kind of want to keep playing. I didn't say I'd do chaos mom
but
It's hard to get a full fucking
Penta, when... when is your skin coming out in town of Salem?
You said earlier.
Oh, I don't know. I probably should just message him or something.
Yeah, you should.
You can message him on behalf of him.
Yeah, they're supposed to be. I could see if they could follow up on that.
Mr. Mootin's not your skin?
Let me ask.
Oh, you want us to all email them at once?
No, no, no. I'll just give my guy two.
Sorry, good dropping shot.
Yeah, I remember seeing the ass for those.
They're pretty good.
I'd kind of like some money for it though.
It is nice when you get there.
Yeah, just because, you know, I mean, I like the game, but you know, I'd kind of like the money for using my likeness.
But I guess it might just be cool to have in the game.
I'd like some money, but if I can't get any money, whatever.
Fuckin' penta's a pain in the ass.
Think about how happy McConnell was with the shout-out on the song.
It'd be the same thing for you.
That's humanly possible.
That's true.
Not really.
Because they didn't make any money.
Yes.
Oh yeah, that makes no sense.
Yeah.
Games like this just need a few whales and they're good.
Honestly, that little guy that you play,
that ginger with the pitchfork, the pilgrim,
looks kind of like you.
A little.
This?
A little.
A tiny bit more brown versus ginger.
Are you fucking blind and autistic?
What the fuck are you doing?
The beard just has to go a little more.
So if they made how he looked completely different
than he would look like me, that's a good observation.
A tiny bit more of a beard, and honestly, that's all I'm saying.
He has a fucking small ass goatee.
I have a full beard.
OK, that's it.
That's one detail.
One single.
OK, also, you know, we look completely different on top.
No, not that different.
Why'd you turn into Santa Claus?
No.
No!
Okay, wait, that one looked even more like you. Wait, go back!
The black trench coat looked even more like you.
Are you insecure now? Why did you change what you looked like?
Because I normally play as this person.
Yeah, he normally plays as a green rapper, reaper.
The green ranger?
No, the green reaper.
God damn it.
A green rapper.
I just told my guy, hey, could we circle back on that?
Me mayhem wants to
Also sponsor me again, that'd be cool
That's cool
Yeah, they got some mileage out of that video because I ended up playing like a hundred
Video out of that sponsorship because I've been like a hundred dollar or I can't talk I played for like a hundred hours afterwards
Yeah, but normally actually every sponsored game I've ever played been the best game ever
every time yeah yep that's that's a high bar crazy that's pretty impressive best
game of the plan fuck this role I think hello fresh with my favorite
sponsorship you'd like the hello fresh ones I'm doing one right now let's see
how many people let's see how many people signed up this time okay I did like
when you did the portable kitchen I thought that was really funny the burner
and everything and I have to protect myself night one because
McConnell will kill me you choose your starter perk now and reload your last
level when you lose what does that kind of defeat the purpose a little bit
I have roll blocks. Oh, that's actually nice
Pro pirate oh
He's claiming last game
One dies the pirate last
Wow, I mean I would do out of shame
What is the goal just to kill everybody kill two people. Oh nice, and then they win
One more. You were the pancake. Oh
Oh for fuck's sake man, I don't like pirates. All right, let's kill them out
All right, why I have some relevant information
That I don't think is bad. Thank you
That's house last night, and I couldn't find any blood at his house. Okay, so we have to ignore Ash and kill about
Yeah.
Why?
Because anytime Ash leaves the lobby it all goes to fucking shit.
True.
Uh, I will drop my notes one second.
Look, I'm too high, okay?
I'm telling you.
Oh, he's claiming investigator also.
It's possible.
Alright, so here's how you play this game.
Just ignore everything Ash says.
And the games just go a lot.
Even if he's right.
If you just ignore everything he says then the game just goes a lot smoother.
We just kill ash
Yeah, I say I say put I say put ash up there. I mean he gloated last game. Let's
Yeah
Here's the thing and what that is bad, but I'm also okay with just killing ash
To listen to ash at all I'd rather just get him out because he's gonna confuse me, but
Let's kill LeBat and Ash.
Well, what's competing?
You just don't listen to him.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
Let's just kill LeBat first to confirm the soul read.
Yeah, you know what?
I will accept that.
Good, kill me for the soul read.
Kill LeBat, confirm the soul read.
What are you LeBat?
I just dropped my notes on the investigator.
You're not an investigator, though.
Sounds interesting to play.
Am I not the investigator?
Okay, you know what you know, you just got John Stibbs
I'm gonna mute and then I'm gonna go ahead and just jerk my shit enjoy guys
Okay, okay, yeah, this does really good gesture. Sorry you got so
We got a listen to John John Stibbs on that one
Yeah, we got to confirm the soul way is why we're using characters names these OC guys
Johnston
You dig like calling me already out of a game guys
No, that's different because I play multiple characters
Me too and people did used to call me Jordan a lot
I've been called Jordan at twitch con by other streamers because they forget my fucking name
Oh god, it's tricky. Look at this. Boom. Soul red. That's not looking good. Hey, you know,
even Jesus was wrong sometimes. Yeah, you gotta get out of the way, right? Yeah, sometimes
you just gotta kill him and then get your walk back on the ground. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, huge. Wait, actually, McConnell actually did something good. Cowboys win? Yeah, they
sure did did they so that's why we're all not speaking Spanish Ash was in jail
last night how do you know I was in jail last night because I was jailed the
first night too which means that there were two jailers in the game alright so
beach is a wildland okay okay good wait are you fucking with us right now
She could be
No, you you Penta. No
You're not fucking with us. No
Why do you think I'm fucking with you?
No, why do you think I'm fucking with you goddamn it?
You gave a bad soul read. Yeah, I was wrong once Jesus Christ was wrong too that guy Judith
It was like Jesus wrong. It's you wrong about it. He was like I should never let this guy in he said that
Yeah.
You know what's being pretty aggro.
That's in the bottom.
Yesterday too.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Do we have any other town?
I'm a good man.
Town investigative?
Jesus Christ on the cross he was like, that son of a bitch, he got me.
And then he died.
On the bus?
Yes, that's the last thing he said.
Okay, you know what?
Then what is it?
TJ?
What?
That's probably him.
That didn't sound right.
That actually didn't sound right.
I was reading something.
Oh, he's tapped out!
He's tapped out!
No, I was typing.
I'm reading.
Buds, check his DMs.
Reading your ability.
Reading an ability to lie about?
It's changed a lot.
You don't need a tab operator that is in the game.
McConnell.
It's right here.
I was reading.
I was probably reading.
What should I lie about?
McConnell, MCC, what are you?
I don't know what's John Schrues' line about here.
Oh.
And also what the fuck is Mootin doing?
Yo, don't touch me.
I can tell you what I'm doing, but I don't think you wanna know yet.
Alright, kill Peach. I actually killed Peach then.
No, I am so down to get Mender again.
What do you mean you're down to get me?
I'm gonna get you up there so that you can say what you are.
Alright, let's kill this Poochie.
I told Jailor that I was Tracker Knight 1.
I am one of the I apparently the only town investigative role that's claiming you need information
You are throwing
All right get her down
We've already lost too many town at this point, so we should be careful about you. We're killing
I'm just saying that your soul read was off this the first time and I know if that's angering to hear
Okay, I know you're dead
I'm sorry, I know that's I know it's angering
No, and I will prove why yeah numpad is probably evil. No, I am not evil
I will prove right enough you don't leave it believe
Why are you voting for numpad? They're confirmed?
We get ash up there wait numpads confirmed boys. Okay. Let's get ash up there
They were confirmed by I think
Let's get ash up there, and then we'll get peach back up there
Look, so I told you before I'm fucking it was a lot investigator. Yeah, the bat
Visited numpad night one, but didn't investigator finds blood or doesn't find blood
So if numpad didn't kill night one, they wouldn't find blood. So num pads not proven. They just didn't have blood night one
a fucking cousin killed that's how that works well we can't kill this guy he was
in fucking jail I started what do you mean you can't kill him cuz he was in
jail I don't do that he didn't kill the guy
peach off I think that you're an evil whoa get her back up there that's fine
okay killer I believe that she's a tracker I think she actually is a
I think she is a cracker as well.
Why did she start...
I don't know.
I think it's numpad. Vote numpad.
No! Really?
Why do you think numpad?
What?
I don't know.
I think it's Ash.
Why? I told you.
I just don't believe you.
And now you're trying to get numpad up there.
Well, I just feel very strongly that numpad is evil.
I'm not going to say she was cleared.
You know what? She's not cleared.
No, they didn't have blood in their house this first night.
I like Ash.
Guys, that's me.
I'm a Jello.
I literally was about to kill you ash, but I said no wow really all right
So why has why isn't TJ dead?
Why do I have to be dead? What do I do here? I'm reading I'm tabbed out. I'm evil. Those are all things you said
You said I'm actually bad
You said all that you said all that man. Yeah, you did. Oh, I might have you said I'm bad. I'm bad
How am I getting away with this?
Oh god I'm fucking poison hey, how do I get unpoisoned
Oh, the pirate is winning.
I would feel comfortable saying Bomba Claude. This doesn't matter.
Bomba Claude!
Yeah.
Go on the floor as yours.
Good job, Gann.
Seriously, Goon, you have nothing for this?
What the hell?
Alright, you get happy now.
Moody stayed home.
But there was no coven kill.
No, we vote people's house.
It was just pirate.
Okay.
Okay, what are you?
What are you, you French fuck?
I'm a jailer.
You're the jailer.
Are you locked in?
I am locked in.
No, not you.
Not you, Frenchie.
I'm talking about a box there.
What?
Numpad is...
Really?
Yes, even claiming jailer from like two days in.
You said you're poisoned?
Yeah.
I'm fucking poisoned as fuck.
Okay.
Good for me tonight.
Maybe.
What are you?
Pentus.
Silence.
I'm cleric.
Uh, silence means the Voodoo Master.
No, no, no.
Yep.
Okay.
So what does that mean?
Moody.
There's a McConnell Peach.
Moody McConnell Peach.
For what?
All right.
Let's get one of them out.
All right.
I know.
Peach started launching at one person and then like completely 180 and went after
McConnell.
All right.
We're getting Moody out.
I feel like yet
Why me yeah, I just feel like you're coming after me first
As soon as Penta said that that's a wildling thing to say you will just started like
Screaming the literately. Okay. I'm good. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come moody. Okay. You're not calm
I'm coming and yet. That's because I'm
tracker so
Also, I know it's you didn't go after the colonel
like a werewolf or a wild wolf or wild things.
I know it's you!
You know it's me.
I have visited nobody.
That's what I said last night.
I have visited no people.
Yeah, but Kevin didn't kill last night.
Am I though?
Okay, everybody remember that!
I trust and believe Muddy.
I know.
Never have I seen him.
Kill her!
He has visited someone.
Kill her!
I don't believe.
I don't believe it. Why don't you see that I don't do that?
Penta, what do you have staying?
Has anyone else been...
Silenced?
Didn't think so.
Oh yeah, he's silenced.
Yeah, yeah he's silenced.
Who's Silenced?
Oh, okay.
Are you not Silenced?
Oh yeah, yeah I am.
That's why they were coming after me, you fucker.
I was their target.
Oh shit, that's so funny.
Hilarious.
I don't get to do it.
I'll tell you after.
Really funny.
Crap is ready.
I guess it's been ready, you just replaced it.
Let's kill Peach.
No.
I'm gonna address the elephant in the room here, which is that Penta is evil.
Shut up, bitch.
You shut up, bitch!
You shut up!
Evil you got someone out that you were the wild thing this okay, and you know what you just let me into thinking my soul breeze
We're wrong. Uh-uh. I can't
You're a wild thing this whole game your soul read was wrong. You haven't claimed at all this whole game
You're trying to get by with nothing
So let me ask you
No, it's mootin in Penta
Cry hunt
In my opinion
What's mootin' then?
Ah, Claire.
Ooh, I don't like that.
Why?
I was protecting you.
Me?
Yeah.
Claire first.
Santa, do you have any notes?
Do you have any claim whatsoever?
What are you thinking? Yeah, yeah, I do.
Do you want to see them?
Yeah, okay, no, I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Okay.
Let me shut up, dude.
Ha!
This is not funny!
Holy shit.
Every time.
I feel like McConaughey's probably like vet or something. He's just being quiet
Let's just kill peach. No, it's you. I'm not losing do not throw do not fucking throw it is Penta
I believe that it is new it could be between Moot and McConnell for me. I do believe
I think it's Penta McConnell. I
Oh, this is awkward has been
Investigating all game. Yeah, but you're being gassed a buyer. She's a wildling. She knows that she is that's why she's laughing right now
Okay, you laugh when the jailer died. Yeah, I mean, it's a very funny reason. I'll tell you afterwards
We'll tell us now
Okay, they had me in the cells and they were like
I'm gonna kill you for that soul read last game and they were fucking with me and then they
So oh yeah wait I was in jail last night could it have been me yeah
No, let's go peach
Let's go
Still winnable so very winnable is it
it. If he has to protect the left, it is. Yeah. BG admirers fucking strong. Cleric is
people are pepping. I know because you guys don't understand the game. It's all good.
Do you know what Tennessee? Same thing Arkansas. Can we kill beach? No. No. Okay. Keech moot
and coven. Damn huge. Yeah, that's correct. We've been European all night. Just let me
You were what? Yeah
Yeah, that's just you I so I read and you're right just about the wrong person. Okay
Let's go, baby
That's what are you neutral? Oh, what are you McConnell?
My oh, I guess I'll just ignite this fucking turn
How's your admire relationship going?
I would like to yeah, that's crazy. I saw read you was annoying. That's a win for me
Annoying this is a this is a lesson everyone lobby if you just listen to me these games go a lot better
You're not igniting crazy
Because that would be insane. I gotta get this arsonist win, baby
Why would not say that you are evil, huh? That's throwing. He's a fucker
That's true. He's a he's a bastard
Hey, he's just an asshole. I'm swapping a bunch of
Okay, I mean he's not gonna well. Can I just keep roll blocking him?
No, can't do it twice in a row
Or can you?
can you roll blog arsonist hmm I gotta read oh shit actually winnable I wish
McConnell wanted to said that but why's the bad he said that because if they
just if they just kill him then it's over also one of them can be a
ritualist you we just we don't know it's just better or not how do we win well we
I should be able to kill here
Okay
Yeah, see we're all out of charges
And you probably still shouldn't tell them you were an admirer
I mean, you know because it's beach and moon
I mean
They're gonna attack one of us and there's nothing I can do about it. Wait. We lost with that many fuck
Oh, I actually need to go play something else. I think
That's so bad no one's locked in
That's actually bad!
Should I just go play something else?
No, no.
We just lost a fucking like 10v3.
People need to pull the trigger. Either pull the trigger or...
No one wants to actually play this game. I think they just want to hang out with me and Nicole.
What the hell was that?
That was like a 10v3. That was fucking crazy.
Don't vote him up. Either kill people or don't vote him up.
I don't like this like voting someone up three fucking times and not kill them because we shouldn't
One two three four five six seven eight nine
That was a fucking nine with an executioner. Oh that should not with two jailers
But still that's crazy
That's the biggest loss I've ever seen in this game
I told you guys, oh yeah, she's a well be like meh. Yeah, I was a crazy soul read literally
Yeah, why don't you guys just listen to me? That was that was
Cuz I am better at this game than everyone here just accept that
I was just messing with you okay when I said, you know, well, yeah, you mess with me and look what fucking happened
It's just not that was actually I'm I'm considering
I'm considering on it so I can never
Terrible no that was bad. Yeah, but it was the husband wife duo. We were like so long
That's fucking horrible. That was god. That was devastating
awful loss
What a game you why don't you people just ever listen to me? I don't understand you had the wrong
I voluntarily put myself up and said I am the investigator if I die it will prove it
And then you can take it from there and then it was like fucking flies on shit
Just wouldn't fucking say I'm over here trying I'm swallowing. I had an aneurysm. I
screamed internally the entire
And I couldn't believe one
I lost vision in my left arm won't play one more, but I can't my heart can't handle and no
There are some that's for a minute.
Sages, hey.
That was like, workkeeper.
I'm not gonna play that.
That's not a pentagame.
It just doesn't look like something I'm like.
At least not on stream.
Maybe Peach is secretly ST, I know.
ST?
Who?
ST, Peach.
No, she's not.
She's getting soul red.
It's crazy, but if I don't have
the fucking town support, I can't do anything.
I'm reading her like a fucking book.
Isn't that considered like out of some information? No, no, I didn't use anything out of I just know
Like you look like killer here, she's bad again. She's actually bad again each. What are you?
I mean, it's all any she's I thought I fucking can't I'm bet
No, I'm gonna
All right
Is it a perm a jailer shittiest fucking should have just killed peach
Hey, Adam zombie smash, what the fuck is that? I clicked her night one. I'm not done. I
Did yeah, let's just kill her. Are you astral? No
Let's get a pencil I let me read it
Spy work. No, it's fucking garbage
spies actually fucking it's easily the worst investigative rule by a fucking
block it's not even close I think spies just a waste of a fucking class it
doesn't really offer anybody have anything
I mean you have unless you're like a seer yeah do we have any seers
No any TI information at all
No, because I'm sure I'm sure one of them one of them was
I can only I can tell you that peach is probably a murder
You were attacked by a pirate yeah
How many damn pirates in these towns these days?
Sorry, we have a very rapist cat.
Stop it. That's your sister.
Stop. OK, I have to go to be right.
Oh, you know, she's a kid.
Excuse. Oh, yeah, we don't have to use that excuse.
Rapist cat excuse.
The classic.
OK, so I go to intervene a literal rape that's happening between cats.
And this is the thing murder this woman, kill her.
This is the things that I fucking get I mean, you're bad
You know, it's you know
Did you drop the rock, okay? Did you alert? Yeah, I did oh then I would be dead
That's impossible
Watch watch for cheese bad watch and then and then just like that. I got my groove back
Just like that, just like that, my groove is back.
How Petta got his groove back right here.
Is it it too? I'm back, baby.
Don't spoil it, Pete. I'm back, baby.
I'm back, baby.
This is such a dumb way to play tennis.
You're all fucking dumb.
Sorry, I'm just doing it. I'm just soul-reading it.
Especially you, Petta. Fuck you.
Just soul-reading it, man.
You're so fucking stupid.
I can't! How am I supposed to play this game when I'm in this hall?
You gotta go back to the public lobby, so I'm just that good. I'm back, baby.
I told you I couldn't get anyone.
Got her ass. Got her ass.
I hope that cat's okay.
How's this role work? It doesn't.
I mean, it's garbage.
You put a bug on someone's house and it tells you if they've gotten attacked, protected, roll block, silence, dream only, controlled.
But it's all stuff that you, if you play enough, you just know that this stuff is happening.
You know what I mean?
It's just something that you know.
Oh my god, that's my crusader.
Murdered somebody.
No.
Sorry Peach, I'm just good, man.
Everybody applaud my crusader.
I have some...
tasty...
information shut up oh my god whoa I have some information yeah all right we'll
fucking say it Frenchy whoa whoa whoa can you say that I think so yeah no
Penta and TJ, can you talk to each other?
What do you mean?
What?
You speak to each other, you know, just try to be friendly to each other.
Are you friends, guys?
What the goddamn fucking French hell are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Okay guys, I'm Cyr, I analyze Penta and TJ and I can say they are enemies.
Let's kill let's kill a numpad. Yeah, she's
No, no, we're not killing numpad we're gonna kill TJ
Guys I am the seer I
Anise punta and TJ they're enemies. We're not going up out here. I did the seer
Why would we never keep why are we kid? Why don't we kill a little numpad?
Well now we're going to do a pent-up, I'm just saying.
Look at Banta, he's deflecting right now.
Now Penta's deflecting, he's going to be deflecting now.
I'll fucking melt your head off the sidewalk, I'm just saying.
In the town, in the town.
That's my story, that's my story.
In the fucking...
When Banta is cornered, when he's cornered, he starts insulting people. I got you.
I'm going to beat you so bad at this game, you're going to have to work the corner, bitch.
He's raising the taxes right now.
Whoa, whoa!
We got to get him up there.
No, no, don't don't don't know that it do not get guys. Why not? Why?
Because I I protect you right now. Oh, that doesn't mean that doesn't mean that she's innocent buddy
That just means you've been protecting a guilty guilty bad woman. I bear flicker attacked me, okay?
Okay, who are you gonna believe who the fuck are you gonna believe alright?
Are you gonna believe a fucking old cybers ridden French woman who we don't even know or the guy who's out here?
I believe in you not me and taste is raising the toxicity right now
I believe Penta. I believe
She's literally the French Canadian Donald Trump. No one ever
How she talks man she talks just like
She has no information. He has nothing
Well, TJ and Penta are enemies, but we need to fight them.
I'm fine with killing Numpad here, but if it's a seer, then we gotta kill Penta.
What the fuck?
Alright, you know what?
Sure.
I'll put my ass on the line.
Alright.
Because TJ isn't bad.
No, it's not.
TJ is not bad.
Good boy.
He's just borne up my house.
Bro.
Any last words, Numpad?
Well, TJ and Penta are enemies.
They deal with information.
If that's true, at least we'll know. At least we'll know.
Hey, I was off. I was off!
Oh no, no, no!
I was off, you know? Sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs.
I mean at least Dumpad is dead. Can we all agree that's a good thing here?
Voxer got killed by Coven. You see what I mean? This role's so fucking dog shit. It's like, yeah, we find that out.
who classic crusader all right well I guess we just told TJ get that shit over
with why protected because the seer because the seer said it's either me or
TJ why wouldn't it be you yeah well because I'm not I'm not fucking evil
let's see the notes all right buddy here's the thing I'm telling you that
here's the thing I'm telling you that I'm not evil okay Penta is it I always
say if you guys just fucking listen to me these games will go better all right so
I think up there so I need you guys just trust me right now let's kill TJ didn't
you already say you're okay putting your ass in one yeah but now I'm looking at
how many people died and I'm like oh this is show me your notes TJ
Oh, okay, so you know
The what
Well that was fucking dumb no stupid so
He died to it he's also a fucking noob who gives a shit I'm for penta and I'll tell you my reasoning is
Numpad was a seer and penta rode really hard to get numpad killed. I really don't know. I think he would be like
Oh, yeah, one's good one's bad. It's not me kill kill the other one fine. Oh, you mean you're for killing me
Oh, I'm for killing you. Yeah. Oh, no, don't do that. That'd be so silly
Don't do that
Sorry, we got listen
I know that all of you have your minds made up on killing me
But you need to do the opposite of what you do here because you're all dog shit at this game compared
Absolutely, I can you were in jail night to that's okay
Oh
The tone shifts
I mean, I guess if we kill TJ we know for sure how do we hang this guy doesn't have a head I
I can confirm I can confirm that Mootin was also jailed night too.
And if Penta and TJ are enemies, and that's what he's dead.
TJ is dead.
He can't talk as well as this.
He's not.
I mean, but they changed this shit.
I'm just getting souls without people dying now.
It's always been that bucko.
Oh, is it?
You get one.
You get one regardless.
Yeah.
If you guess right, then you get three and nobody's died.
People are dying you won't pass like that. Well, yeah, you would have three because it's been three nights
So you get one every night. Okay. Yeah new down new down
Actual new down I saved the lobby everybody
No, I don't try to tell you
We confirm this. I should have just listened to you
I keep telling me people just really easy. Yeah, it really is it legitimately is turn your fucking brain off
Listen to me. I got it all figured out. Take all that money you have in savings. Oh shut up
This little bug mcconnell
I don't get it if I'm bad with CRY were they so wrong about Penta's role
Huh? What do you mean? I don't get it
Yeah, they work. Oh nice
You jailer play all right huge wing. Oh
Think they're out of here now I think that was our second door
Okay, what the fuck are you?
me
Converted my husband into a meta husband. Is he running into this room? Oh my god fucking 250 hours in this shit, man
each other. What's up, man? How are you doing? I'm good. I'm in Nashville, man. Oh, it's
Sarge. Oh, I thought I was waiting for this round. How long are you guys playing? Probably
I was going to play chaos, but I'm thinking about just riding out to us through all night.
I'm thinking maybe. All right. My chance seems to be okay. It's the lobbies are
kind of warming up a bit. You guys are falling. I was ready to every time. It's
crazy. And the first three bosses for super quick like he said shouting
wait oh we're talking about insulting and deflecting when I jailed you night one as
seer and you told me I was losing us the game and you said that I was a fucking idiot.
I just want to state that.
I
I'm saying is I'm a soup slurper
Ash
Man
You took my character
So I'm soul reading this
Peach is gonna be coming again
Before she even knows it before she even knows it man
Seriously the call is that is this how I'm gonna play the game? I'm just gonna block you play. I'm just saying
And my misery then so that I can just watch your goddamn
Holy shit
We're missing one.
We're missing something that I should get out of.
We're even in the god damn game.
I just know. We're swapping it back now.
No, we can do a few more all in.
It's kind of fun to switch it up everyone's in a while.
How's the elo rating tonight?
Oh god, Thrive won.
Thrive won a shroud game
and then almost won again as a shroud.
Back to back.
That's all I needed.
Quinn and people locked it in town you guys start threading to quit more I think
yeah right my first pestilence when to be honest somebody told me what they let Ash control
the fucking conversation that was terrible you can't do it you can not and that's he laughed for
like 30 seconds straight like that after he won and it legitimately made me wanna I missed it I'm
So glad I have to go to the bathroom. Don't start the game without me. Okay. Got you. He's starting a
Sorry, I already clicked it. Oh
God, I knew that you were gonna do that. So I actually just waited by my PC
I'm sorry. I don't have the stuff
Well, they would have killed her go. Oh bench guy
He just won't go
He's totally
Hey snow looking good. Don't talk to him. No, it's like 6 a.m. Right now. What are you doing? Stop doxing him?
What the hell?
What?
So why do you do dox him like that? I don't know, please.
Isn't he German? Leave him alone! Everyone back the fuck off of him for fuck's sake man. I'm Jailer.
That's yourself buddy. He reversed Joji then. He's sitting here just trying to have a good time
We're talking about server shit. Leave him the fuck alone man.
He doesn't want to talk to you about that. He's a hard-working man
Man I can't escape it anywhere. See listen to him. Hey snow. Thanks for lean 40. Oh
Yeah, thank you, sir. The server server saved
Oh my god, you're awesome purple really is the best area up it is play project zombie
Don't really like top-down games. I mean I kind of do sometimes, but not really. I know what it is. I'm just not a fan, man
right
That's why we protect penta night one wait really
It was pinched night money. He thought this game is gonna go for nine nights
I like how the frog just dances around and dances around your dead body.
That's so sad.
You guys need to put who you visit in the future for a while.
All right, so we're going to hang Peach, right?
Yeah, night one I was in jail.
You can hang me if you want.
No, it's not Peach this time.
Soul red.
But we are suspicious on John Stems.
That's what I was thinking.
No, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no why did you want to kill her like that?
That was a weird. That was out of nowhere.
I thought she was a bad woman.
You thought you were gonna weaponize my soul reeds, you fucking bastard?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
You actually just tried to do that!
No no.
You just fucking tried to do that.
That was weird.
Hey, that was a calm down.
I just murdered somebody on the first night okay?
What?
What the fuck?
You're the crusader?
I killed somebody.
That was a murder.
Oh, sure.
It was self-infant, you say it?
Thanks to me.
That was self-infant.
Look.
Who are you defending?
I'm just a man that protects.
Maybe it is Peach, then.
It stands in your territory.
Would John Siss go straight to protecting Penta right now?
I defended the bet.
He's new.
He doesn't know the rules yet.
I thought you said you were a soup slurper, though.
Keep that in mind.
Excuse me?
Hold it.
So the only other person I could see is killing right now is Nubpad.
Why?
I am a good man.
It's the old Nubpad is the only, you know what?
Maybe there should I see her right now.
But it's probably soups.
What?
You fools.
You absolute fools.
Fantasy.
It's a friend of mine.
I have, I've never souped.
You're sorry.
I'm the jailer.
you're not you are you fucking it is
sure this is anyone gonna counter it cuz it's confirmed the setup so there you
know it's confirmed unless someone wants to come out and say I'm jailer go
ahead you're baiting you piece of shit shut up bitch
You're dead next!
You're fucking dead!
Ash?
No, you're dead.
Yeah, I think Ash is ex-exec-
Oh, wow.
Wait, hold on.
I knew that you said it was bad, but it couldn't be that bad.
It's right there!
Oh, wow.
Jailor's a confirmed role.
What is wrong with you, Jailor?
Yeah, I don't know.
I was jailed.
That's not how-
What? No, do you need?
What?
I'm out.
Bye.
Why- why do you guys-
Why'd you guys kill him?
Don't I have no why did you guys kill it?
They're
I'm taking a screenshot these guys better all be guilty
These guys better all these guys better all be bad I'm gonna cry and then we're gonna DM check
Yeah, that's that's gonna be if they're all bad that that would make sense doing what I was supposed to do
Wait, Ash is dead.
All right, numpad.
There is a pirate.
Numpad voted guilty.
And Penta actually helped me.
He killed somebody.
Ash killed Ash by protecting me.
Yep.
Pretty huge.
All right.
So Ash voted guilty.
He's clear.
Wait, Boxer wrote it again. Why did Boxer-
The penta-sus was wrong.
Penta was a good man the entire time.
Yeah.
Okay, who's the fucking pirate?
I think it's Snow.
It's Snow?
I think Snow's a pirate.
Why is Snow the pirate?
I think he's a pirate.
Something about him is something the way he walks and talks.
There's no way Goon can be a pirate again, Kenny.
If goon was the pirate he wouldn't be able to resist the urge to play see shanty in the background every time you talk
I don't have an accordion. I don't know what you eat
So what's a lot of time I have a
Just because of a pair and I say our doesn't mean we're pirate going that's just profiling so what are you good?
I'm a man trying to live in his house
Let's let's kill the pirate goon
My God!
Clearly.
I will, that was a projection self-snitch right there.
Projection self-snitch.
Do you have any notes or any discern-
Do you understand what I'm telling you, Goon?
Do you speak English?
This is me.
You folks, so quick to judge.
Let me give you a little-
Get this man up there.
Let me give you a deal.
Okay.
How about this?
If you let me live-
Yes.
Just let me stay around, and I will do your bidding.
Just consider it.
Imagine having an extra vote.
Whoever you want to kill, I'll kill.
Just think about it.
You don't have to go so quick to judgment.
Just give behind.
I'll use my Blunderbus.
I'll shove it up their ass.
Just let me live.
Grab a tear.
You gotta kill McComber.
You're a trapper?
Oh, yeah, you're trapped.
I'm not sure I'm supposed to say that.
Nope.
Share your notes, trapper fuck.
Trapper fuck?
Uh, trapped McConnell.
I think the trap house in the neighborhood is not good for the values of our homes.
I think he is a trapper.
He's a trapper?
Okay, let's get him down then.
McConnell has spoken.
How come I don't have a Twitch phone?
How many?
No, no, no.
No.
I don't have me as a rotisserie chicken
No, he said to vote Innocent
Thank you
What the fuck are going on?
We just voted Lisa up and then saying Innocent
What's going on here?
Innocent
You heard McConnell
You know, you just bitched about this
Oh no
But he's a trapper
Why are you first upstaying this first AFK?
What's going on here?
Lisa's
I just didn't want to be on either side of that vote
you're both cider huh well okay I was thinking they went you know there are
trappers I was like okay I will let others decide so it's going to hell
well you know I think it's just cruel to put somebody on the stand like that and
then don't execute them okay so now you're bad so it was a bad man so what
saying shit like that last night well not posting notes and getting away with
it I would just like to point out or last two nights go whenever we play
two nights ago and I had getting away no one questioned it play rim world I play
that every Friday night rimming world I go there every Friday night the hell is
that purple holy shit get owned you piece of shit fuck off yo loser one of
you what the hell is that I'm old purple what is that damn they forgot about the
trap yeah they forgot about the trap yes the snow is bad told you yep snow was
bad man actually this whole time all right well I think it's just going I'm
in technically with anyone else can be a evil you haven't asked my row yet I'm
actually a trapper yeah but doing is the pirate oh oh wait he's dead you gotta
remember we got the any role list you know it's not just the set three and three
all right so first is bad okay well look I'll show you my notes I look fucking
oh okay we did win one my notes would not gonna help me dude snow was saying
stuff like that two nights ago and not having notes and getting away with it
Yeah, well, I think it's because uh
Yeah, it's because it's because of diva is why
I was there that was a sick game
No
Last game you two peach maybe
I can take I got a gym in the morning. Who's Jim?
I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't this is gonna reflect what just happened
no one said anything I don't know yeah no one said anything last game last you
gotta put it in your name you got put in your name you got to put an LG name I
would kill you and they won't it actually is nice because then oh he's gone
oh what the fuck no I'm sorry I said that's okay that's alright that is a
the mirror though oh shit did I get it the mirror for doing that early sorry yeah
John sorry thanks I'm trailer again this time don't I'm covered I'm town
Burberry don't vote me this time please if you are in jail me
jail me but you didn't do anything wrong I can't do the rescue no no jail me go
ahead what did you do no I'm not falling for this I punched a single
then. Oh, you're the tank.
Yeah. What's your outdo?
Shoot you.
How shall I work?
You can either kill someone just like you just go kill them
or you can go to
or you can try out someone and then if they go to someone's house
deputy to then it kills it kills them right.
I was just chilling at home.
You think you're just going to share of investigating
the deputy each one snow and soups are enemies get snow out there why is it me
cuz I I looked at soups and numpad and they're both good how do you know they're
both cool two sears that's a lot of sears yeah I don't know about that wait
This dude took jailer and then fucking left him.
Wait, so it's claimed he was the jailer.
That's a big demerit, mods.
Mods, that's a big demerit.
He's not a bloat soups, he's lying.
No, no, vote Snow up, not Soup Snow.
No, it's Snow.
No, this isn't a lie enough, Coven, that's just a lie.
It's Snow.
Whoever's speaking right now, who are you?
Here.
Alright, just vote him up, you'll see.
It'll be covered and I'll be exonerated.
What about it?
I mean, it is possible that both soups and snow
are evil in different ways.
But I mean, snow is double cross.
No, that I can't know.
No.
Oh, OK.
It's peach and then.
We can get you up first, and then it's gone wrong.
You can bring in coven steps, no.
We wouldn't, if we were covering,
we wouldn't throw it after someone like that.
My role is trapper.
Oh my god.
I'm just gonna get voted on I'm a doomsayer kill me come on wait hold on
Well, that's kind of a waste of a wall.
Yeah, I'm on my level.
I could still be the coven, then, if I'm enemies with the doomsayer.
You're not sure?
I know that for a fact.
Yeah.
The problem is I only know how two roads work,
Trepper and Locale.
Why did I get voted?
Just why about being veteran?
Actually, as doomsayer, you kind of have to.
I would have let the doomsayer live.
the machine in any any any any any game do you say it's all a few
no he's rebelling his sister one second I want to see a picture of the cat
but not during yeah now I don't want to see picture that I just want to see a
picture of the cat it's so annoying he's so fucking horny all the time why don't
you just get his little balls off they are cut off but we he's like that just
made me hornier. You fucked up.
We got him from a shelter and we suspect that he's fathered
kittens before. So probably need his balls to know how you
know, break him on kitty, Maury. Why don't you just put him in
a little kitty bedazzled chest?
Well, he doesn't actually
he just like grabs their scruff and then mounts them and then
like stands there menacingly waiting I think for his little cat cock
well so it's like a power thing for him yeah like he waits expecting the next
step but it is I feel like I don't know I feel like
I feel like Ash is kind of free as a thing, you know, they got LaBat the worst role in
the game.
We got any information because I'm going to make a second accusation, okay.
Ashes bad. Well, I mean, we know that with the home. Oh, okay. There you go. I have a first, no, a third accusation. Thank you.
But I'm about to yell that. Don't you dare accuse Penta. Don't you dare.
I intuited and gazed TJ versus Penta and their enemies. Okay, go ahead yell at me.
It seems a little OOT preach. I'm just saying why I mean
You motherfucker are you really gonna do that to me?
What you're not gonna fight it. You're just gonna be like after I bugged your house
You're gonna do that to me
Here it comes, here it comes, get out Pensa.
That was a frame job.
That was an untimely end.
That's crazy.
I'm actually being framed, no.
Holy shit, that's crazy.
Well, this is not looking good.
Why did she say that?
She did.
Oh, OK.
And then, and then, QJ said that, uh, so.
Oh, is that how we got to the snow?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to be honest, I was a little unlocked there, but let's kill TJ.
Let's go.
Pentum, because my notes, well, let's see your notes, TJ.
Yeah.
Let's see TJ's.
Oh, okay.
Which is confirmed because.
When did you, when did you post these first?
He's our graveyard notes.
Yeah.
These look great.
I literally night one said soups was good when it came out.
That's how we voted.
Yeah, but everyone when they're bad says soups is good because he usually controls conversations after I die, which is early
That's the terrible play. It's true. Dude. Everyone always fucking always they either try to kill him or convince
Or convince that he's good. We get pent up there
Whoo, if I get I'm the psychic if I get voted out here. Yes
Actually the good
Huge good actual soul read
Shut up, you dumb bitch
That was actually
That was actually the good fucking boy when you're position ask
Well, she is bad too, I'm always down just get ash out
all the last couple of that too.
Oh God, if he showed us those notes, he was dead anyway.
We gotta get pent up there.
It's pent up.
Why are you fucking panicking?
What?
Panicking?
All right.
Yo, he's panicked.
Well, you guys are getting debated
by obvious graveyard notes.
I mean, I don't know, dog.
It's a low tier lobby.
I don't know what to tell you.
Notes?
I already said what I was.
There you go. There's the riveting spy class for you.
I mean, hey, that's spy man.
It just is what it is.
I can't believe she clicked on you after you bugged her. That's crazy.
Yeah, I mean, that's spy for you.
Don't do this. Don't do that.
Damn, I guess you guys want to stop playing then, huh?
No, no.
If you guys want to stop playing, then...
looks like moose is wanting to play
wait actually I don't know how many
it can't be many more though
protect me I got clicked
say something nice that was predictable okay let's go top down McConnell what's
your role I think you're a soul collector I'm something that can't really
prove itself but I've been staying home a lot yeah collecting souls nope guys
Oh suspicions I have a gun is there so quick
No one's visited me
So you're saying you're a veteran. Yeah, and I come through
Yeah, that's weird
No, really, I mean the day for there's only been three nights
So then you'd have no stone, right?
I'd have what?
Alright, here's what I think.
I think first is the Soul Collector.
I'm not.
Goon is, uh...
Maybe Goon's the Soul Collector, and T.J. is Coven.
Nah, not Coven.
I think no Coven.
You're good, you're good.
I think I'm Stairos or something.
Right, okay, so...
The Safe Bet is probably...
I looked at Liz and Goon last night.
One of them is good, so...
the safe bet's mcconnell at this point no what do you come i'll show you if you die
well then that's fine just make sure to get you not after this yeah sure thing
there's any difference with him this thing that you can check with some people that get you
we showed one of them 10 gift and transfer four on that i guess i'm guilty that's almost out
that's almost out well now because if this is right it's good
Yeah, and if it's wrong, I'm still good
Good's fine, so let's either first or my calm. I got one more bullet
Your card is there to be kicked I wish I could
Actual 20 get that
TRIPS THE TEMPLE NOW!
Dies!
Pickle, Pickle probing 245.
Yeah, I'm out of bullets.
10 plus 10, yeah, 20 plus 10, that's pretty good.
10 on 20, I wasn't so bugged.
We have to train at first or McConnell.
I mean, we just gambled.
You think?
You think they had that?
I'm good, I said that fella said one was good and was nice.
And then the other big fella, he just hung,
hanged by the net, was bad.
Oh, he gambled.
Who's rolling the dice first?
Say we get this is a rough one because I don't know what McConnell is
Yeah, anyone do these roll
Connell who you think we should kill? I guess we just go to my car
Yeah, why do you want to kill my console bad? I'm innocent though much a roll
Spy
Where's your notes? I don't have any
Why are you so gung-ho? You're so gung-ho from McConaughey, what are you doing?
Fine, it doesn't matter. Neither of them can kill.
I mean, so there's one of us with notes, one without note.
I can't prove mine with notes.
I can't believe Pickle probably thinks he's a 20-gifter. I can't believe Twitch put 10 on that.
That's so blowing my mind.
This might end up being the best fucking September ever.
I mean, I'm hopeful.
This is actually a really good promotion.
Kind of helps find the first.
It actually is a really good one. I'm a little nervous about that asterisk say how many announcements they were like
We can end this at any time we want
I think we vote first up better than the original. Yeah, I actually think this is better than the original September
Maybe well now the math now it's close though. Well, no, it's close
It's close because the first one was half off
And if this is, and they're almost doubling it, so it almost is, but not quite.
Not quite.
That's all streamer magic viewer donations trying to double down on the bonus.
Is that smart?
I don't know if that is.
No.
Taxes?
Oh yeah, taxes.
I don't think you could write those off on taxes either.
I don't think you could.
Plutus with five gifted!
Trich for two on that!
High restful check.
They've been cracking down lately, man.
Okay, so...
Alright, so can we get first on third now?
Why do you think it's first?
So, TJ at this point,
it's where you want to win is the uh... question here
the last letter i don't want to be destroyed by death
what do you want to uh... cover to take over the town of the town continues
what's the lesser of two evils
we didn't want this
coven gang isn't evil
we're good people
good guys
You know what the right thing to do is, TJ.
Keep down in your heart.
You know what the right thing to do is.
I don't think we have enough votes.
I hid it wrong on one.
We have votes.
We have two votes versus one.
Oh, it's two.
I mean, just vote me up and you guys deal with it.
Well, first, just admit it is COVID.
Just admit it is COVID.
Well, first is the soul collector in your coven.
No, I'm coven.
All right. Yeah, that's fine. Okay. That's what I'm saying. I'm the lesser of two evils
He's trying to kill the world. I'm just trying to take over the town. I'm a nice guy
Let me have this one
You get to deposit immediately
So you could earn interest on the balance and paid off of the credit card at the end of the month
Maybe it would qualify as market
Not with your own stream
If you told the IRS and we're trying to muck it on your own stream
I don't think that would fly wasting my goddamn time get me off this thing. I
Want to go home
Put me back in my shit
I've been thinking about getting a credit card that has rewards
And just paying it off
But do you still lose money? I don't know I
Have poor person brain you gotta remember dude. I have I have poor person brain where I'm like I shouldn't use a credit card
You know
Yeah, it's just I just I just got poor brain man. I'm like, I don't want to use a credit card man
I'm glad that I'm glad some of you guys can sympathize with what I'm saying a bit. Oh my god
He was deaf. I follow a podcast and the host scams credit card companies all time. Good night. You got to do it
He gets so many flights for free. I don't want to scam people. I
Just think maybe I should use a fucking credit card. I guess that has like a really good rewards
That's like is it chase cars have the best rewards?
Yeah, maybe I should it's free money, I guess it just feels like it's gonna it just
Just feels like it's gonna fuck me
There's I have no logic behind it just it just feels like it just don't feel right, you know what I mean
It just feels like something's gonna fuck me man
The Costco card is pretty lit
Yeah, that's part that when I signed up for my membership they were telling me about I was like that does sound like kind of good
Just get the Costco card for real
Maybe I should
Coven gang on top bitches
For coming
Lame yeah, that one sucked I got a collect against TJ
No, peach
joking it all the time in the chat.
We have a full game.
We got a full game.
No, please play one more.
One more than you're going to say for me to play just one more.
I swear to God I won't do that to you.
Now we're down to two.
Come on.
Yeah, I'm calling Melty.
Peach, do you and Mooton want to come to Austin in November or not?
Yeah, I think that we're down.
It depends on how expensive everything is.
Like how expensive the flights and hotels are and all that.
and all that you guys can you guys can probably stay here I have a guest room
that maybe I don't know
Y'all are shared and all but Jesus
Was this Jailor only?
No, it was Jailor. It was all any with a Jailor. Oh, confirmed Jailor. I gotcha
All right people like
What is your best character man?
You coming out of other quests
Time-wise though, I think that we can swing it not for like super long, but
Did you come on did you come on other
cup moves?
No, not since I got kicked off the show.
Not a super long trip, maybe only 15 this time.
I'm at two cups so far.
I didn't permit that coffee, just got kicked off the show.
You guys should come down to Austin and get little peruse drunk on his 21st birthday
with us.
I don't like the use of calling him little and also saying drunk.
Little peruse.
Little peruse getting drunk.
The purr is in the big city getting drunk.
Penta-fricuff?
No.
Too many people close to the circle are getting cancelled.
I gotta lock it in, man.
Nope.
Yeah, you should.
I'm very respectful.
Pinch it over for sex party?
Holy shit.
They're not allowed to stay here anymore.
Pinch it to...
Pinch it to sex cult. Pinto wants to recreate.
I love my wife. I'm the goat.
I love my wife, I'm the go.
Famous last words.
Alright, any good soups plays tonight that I've missed or have they all been dog shit
like normal?
It's been bad.
I just already had Ash and he was bad.
Thrive has been one of the best fucking players in this lobby.
I don't know if there were any mods or I don't know who talks to who but yeah if he was I
I asked the mom. I don't know if there were any mods around when I screamed that into my mic.
Very interesting.
We got to get P-Channel.
We killed Yo-Dat here.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Did you say you got to get me out?
Yeah, sorry.
No, Yo-Dat.
That's me.
No, Yo-Dat.
So you begged me to play another game and now you want to get me out?
Yeah.
Oh, that's so bad.
Yes, sir.
That's insane.
Alright, fine.
I won't soul rage it.
I know that you're bad and you know you're bad, but I won't soul rage it.
That is we got to get we got to get Dio dad out because it's the principle.
Yeah, I have a soul read on Goon.
Oh, Goon read.
I'm not. Yeah, I'm not going to act on it, but there it is.
You know, you sound like you know, you sound like oops, you sound like this.
It's a little he does sound like that.
He actually does sound like that.
He actually does.
That's really what he sounded like there.
Was that a voicemail?
Yeah, that was a recording.
I have a solo read on McConnell personally.
He's been very silent.
You can't read McConnell.
I agree, really. I think we don't vote Diodat out since they were voted out.
Noah Taks and Moose was jailed.
But it's Diodat Lawson.
The game always gives the bad role to the default names
It's just it's just
No, the rules are the fucking rules, okay, and I'm grateful for snow I love
No one no one I think we well I should but
I was okay, but he is bad is the problem
I'm a retributionist have a really cool role. That's not cool
Listen take him down, but when he's fucking bad at the end of the game, I'm gonna be like well
Yeah, when a vigilante dies night one, that's what
fake name is the rules but snow is voted out his first game I don't know I
think Moose yeah I know I know I knew this was gonna happen I I assure okay
My defense is I'm a yeah, I'll just say it. I'm a trickster
Because nothing nothing's gonna change I'm going to get voted out here
Why would you out not only a jailer but also yourself night one first? Why why?
Why would you let everyone know that?
execute anyone
I
Have a jailer who I should trick and he told me to trick myself. So I guess I did I guess I fucking did
I mean, I'm gonna go innocent but really oh wow
Why do you even complain
I wish I could then power
Also the abstainers are more suspicious
Bada boop be yeah
Silences violence
All right
Do we do we try to go to soups house for the huge rampage? I
Think we do I think we do I
Think we try to go to soups house for the huge rampage
you know will it get us caught maybe maybe but I gotta know how big the
rampage is gonna be I gotta know I gotta know it's too juicy nice that's
actually huge oh my god getting a little deal that drunk birthday little
Oh, dear dad
Lizum
He was
Oh
Trickster isn't town killing anymore. I don't know if he knows that
What is it now time protector? Oh?
Yeah, does some crazy shit like you you put a mirror on someone's uh?
uh
You put a mirror on someone and like absorbs attack and and then you can maybe it is calculating
I don't know. I think he's still ranked as tank killing
Oh, is it you absorb the attack and then you can like
And then it like shoots it back at the place. It's just like bodyguard basically, right?
I think it doesn't I don't think it does it instantly
I think it absorbs the attack and then you can shoot it at somebody ocean master
to werewolf
Lying for no reason.
What the hell?
Actually, lying for no reason.
He was a potion master.
OK, but it's McConnell.
You make a good point.
I mean, I definitely try to spite Pentelus.
Pentelus wanted to kill him, right?
OK, actually, I was a bludger,
spoke up because I wanted to do.
I was wondering why there's blood at your house, buddy.
There is no blood in my house.
Oh, the Penta back further.
Who?
Lizbojack, do you got notes for us?
Yup.
OK.
If I die to a veteran?
No, that's a bad one.
Nobody moves me, Nacho.
If nobody dies that night, I don't think
they'd be blood at your house.
No, he's lying, Peach.
OK.
Well, then, did anything want to diss me?
Penta about to slam you into the ground.
Bop!
This you're done buddy. It's
not on
Defenses no, I didn't do what he's lying
Pentas defense was deflect to Liz. Yeah, that was a lot of gasoline. Yeah. Well, I mean, what the fuck?
I mean, what do you want me to say, buddy?
well, I mean
What's your notes? What did you do? I told you I'm okay. You knew this game
I told you I investigated Liz and there's blood out his house
I investigated goon. I won and there was no blood
I don't know, he didn't say that.
We can kill Liz, and then if Pent is actually the werewolf, he can't kill the knight anyway.
Also, we need to keep an eye on Half-Head, because that was fucking weird.
What was weird?
Deflected onto me after seeing Liz's notes. No alert.
You?
I could show you them if you want, but it's basically just what I fucking told you.
told you. I can't post them while someone else is on the stand, but I can show you fucking
out. I mean, it's it. This is a we can guilty him and then if he can't post me, I mean,
it's not bad. And it's over. Yeah. Yeah. I know my truth. And this man had blood
at his house on Jesus Christ soul, who can be wrong sometimes. Yeah, sometimes he's
Which means that he's a werewolf, yeah?
Jesus, if I get my clenched hands, I'm gonna die.
I don't think Jesus was a werewolf.
The badass werewolf.
Maybe that's what happened.
That would be kind of cool.
Nope.
No, that's not right.
Okay.
Nice.
That's actually not right.
I'm telling you.
I'm actually telling you.
Don't come after me because I'm telling you something fucked up there.
I'm telling you it did, man.
How come I'm the only one in these notes?
How come I'm only the ever- I don't know I'm the only one in these notes ever.
Alright, listen.
I am gonna ask for just a fucking ounce of trouble.
Okay, I think now I just- I want you guys- I know you'll just be like, ha ha ha, classic
Penta.
But just listen to me.
I think that you all are getting jubated by an illusionist, okay, because I swear
to God on everything. There was blood at Peach's house last night. I swear to God that she
is, I swear to God that she is. Get me up there. Get me up there. Please. Please get
me up there. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I swear to God. There's. Yes.
Yes. Yes. They can make someone look guilty to town investigation roles. Yes, they
I tracked pencil last night. He didn't leave his house. That's not true
Oh, okay, okay, okay peach peach ash because you see he was me like what?
Uh-oh
Don't you're lying. Yeah, you're actually lying you guys are actually being castlet. This is a this is a fucking insane
I swear to God. This is a fucking insane
Enchanter play I swear to God it is what and you think that what I think I know I
I I think you know claim here's the thing. Here's the thing. I think that well no because okay
Peach has that weird-ass fucking autism shit where she can get really good at shit fast. She's paper smart, okay?
Here's what I think happened ash
Ash is just lying. So he's probably the enchanter and then Peach is like
Coven leader or some shit wrong, but so what so what's your coven roll?
I'm not
Fucking lying. I know that you are so what you do
share your notes okay okay that's what happened that's that I swear this I swear
to God just listen listen give me give me don't do that don't do that give me an
out give me give me an ounce of truck no one really really really I know you're
actually letting Ash control the vote what are you people doing no no oh my god I
can't I can't believe this man guys don't don't do this please don't do this
please please please I didn't auto so to this blood a race please guys don't do
this I just give me an ounce please do not do this who else do you think is
covered I just said it's you would fucking Ash man why okay but it's not
me yes it is there's blood at your house you're the only one that killed
please please vote in oh please vote in oh please vote in oh please vote in oh
the only way I can clear myself is to guilty you to show that you're wrong
good try yeah we're gonna boot up chaos mod after this
Don't so
We ban for McConnell
Toxic town is back
Nope, it's back. I'm the I'm the only one that ever gets called out of these fucking notes
McConnell clicked the night one every game. I was trying to be nice, but it's over for you
buddy you buddy not me your buddy it's only just started you're done oh Jesus
GG he visited two wrongs he clicked the night one to reveal me and then he
fucking visited soups where I rampage wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
Look at you look at how wrong you are look at how wrong you are
Right snow you in for long enough. We we ready to do this
No, you don't want to kill me now. I'm a town. It's
Yeah, but it's it's swing the balance now. You don't want to lose. So
So what was we just to do yesterday?
LG, LG, but yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the balance clearly common then.
Wait, can we just quickly, what's DJ?
Yeah, I typed a whole bunch of shit thinking I was going to be dead already.
So clearly, you know, I thought it was, I thought it couldn't be snow,
because he had to lean 40.
But the fact that every time I've been investigated, his name has come up.
And plus it's the wrong name, but we just need to get him out.
It's LeBun, it's LeBun, see?
So wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Halfhand hasn't said anything this entire game.
What are you, Halfhand?
True.
You want me to share my notes?
Yeah.
It's my first game I haven't played in a while.
Oh.
It's Halfhand and LeBun.
It's done too.
I reveal your attribution as far as you get out of it.
All right, we just let him teach.
I'm fine with getting Halfhand first,
And then figuring out who's going second.
They actually just went mask off.
They just went mask off.
They thought they could just end it up on another town.
Did you just vet claim this late in the game?
I was like, what's your role?
Yeah, it's over.
What do you mean?
What is your role, Peach?
I'm town support.
You're town support?
Yeah, what is your role?
Most for the but.
Do we know what the next up doesn't?
I'm just nervous, full saying.
I'm nervous, full saying.
Don't do you guys know who you're going to.
We need to...
I swear to God...
I will take the food out of my stomach.
I'm a retributionist.
Do you see me running around?
Jesus Christ.
I'm not saying he's a retributionist, but he hasn't taken a role until now.
I have taken a role every night.
I took the trickster around the whole town.
I've been making his corpse visit everyone.
I swear to God.
they just went musk off oh come on you you don't want to kill me like i said i'm
a retributionist i went around the whole town with the corpse of the trickster
moose i paraded his corpse around the town no he he just fucking revealed me and then
just put it in his fucking in his in his shit nobody else you're just voting out another town
The battle is leaving off.
We have no grief to get it all.
It only ever happens to me.
There's a jailer.
How does it only ever happen?
You guys are actually throwing right now.
I came to retribution as round one.
I'm town and these guys just wanted to kill another town because
Did you say retribution is round one?
I don't remember that.
Yeah.
McConnell's playing the game whatever we do.
He clicks me first all the time.
You guys lost.
lost he clicks me first always
ll l i'm fucking going on alert tonight so stay out of my house now don't use it tonight
save it you might need it no they're gonna fucking kill me i'm gone fuck fuck out of
my house quick big mac while we wait i'm not gonna play that hey it's peach i think
that there's i'm it's 1v2 so i don't think it matters right like you guys are both
people. What? What? Now I tracked you last night and you killed the bat. No, okay. You
are the one. Can we still win if we vote our ass? I thought that it was both of you as
coven. No, I'm a fucking veteran. You're the one that killed. I tracked you. No, no,
you didn't. I you guys actually didn't come to my house last night. So I didn't.
I protected myself as cleric
I know it's not me. It's ash. Yeah
It's no it has to be
Enchantress
Thank you. Thank you. Holy shit. I'm just staying in my house. I'm buying my own fucking business
It's ash or heaven
I'm fine. So probably ash
Yeah, it's definitely be it's ash
night and she murdered sure yeah well what would come in why would you murder
of coming attack peach what are you what are you trapper trapper there's a third
neutral ash it's a third neutral then it has to be you no pretty sure it's
TJ it's Ash or have a game well it's you no it's definitely peach murder
well I'm I'm fuck last night that's very fun now I'm glass town I know it well
we'll get you out that'll confirm TJ and I okay so do I do ash or no we got to
kill Ash Ash is evil and he's trying to throw me no pretending to be
Tracker I track peach last night. She sure you didn't that
vote Ash
TJ and I are accusing Ash
Then you're just gonna kill me next you trust this person because you know I'm
If you okay if you don't vote Ash we lose then we're going to lose the vote Ash
There's it's too little. Don't listen to me car. Okay. I've been clerics the whole
I need someone to assure me that I need some of the promise I'll vote Ash.
It doesn't matter, they're both coming. There's only one coming, they're both coming.
No, that's impossible.
There's only one coming, they're both coming.
I will vote Ash if you say so.
It doesn't matter.
That's impossible.
Can I speak?
Yeah.
It doesn't matter, you guys are both coming.
I'll vote Ash.
Yeah, sure.
That's not convincing. Eight seconds.
It doesn't matter, you guys are both coming. You're just tying it up.
I will see
Game sucked that was actually a bad game born
BG I would have killed him but you
Yeah, half-hand your days are over. Okay. Well, I'm a veteran I saved one so
impossible
You sneaky little guy, unless it was a 2.
It's Peach.
Oh, it was a 2 Coven game.
You're neutral.
What the fuck?
Okay, I'm a veteran.
2 Coven game?
I fought war and I'm fucking...
I saved my house.
That's all I do.
I don't even believe in the war, but my country sent me and I served.
Understood.
But you want to kill you want to kill veterans? That's fine. I think a veteran
You're not a vet. Let me state there were literally any vet kills
Or are you claiming no kill late claim that I
Did you guys go into my house cuz I would have fucking shot you?
Why would I know what I go into your house?
Listen man, this is for me, huh being the only time left
I
Peach we should probably kill it doesn't it
I need
Any old game isn't oh no
Any drama listen
Yeah, I got goddamn fucking big or a soul clicking me night one
Veteran of the war I'm a member of the American Legion
No, it's not an any all game. So there's a rule list. Yeah, I was a
bacon my bread and
And I didn't know so you're a baker
So you think you're chan
Yeah, I was baking my bread. Okay, so you want to
TJ save me
Peach no and then we'll flip a coin and I will I think wait if you win the coin flip
15 chance to win I was second back and forth
Listen ask anyone about me. I am a person of honor. Okay
So what we do
It doesn't matter. I'm gonna tie you up like a Christmas ham
I'm tying up a Christmas ham right now and
And you're gonna hang and it's gonna be okay or you let me go
I did up there and then we flip a point if you win
2024
The makeup for the sale and which trials my women my people
So that's my part. That's my people. I grew up in the boss.
You're a stolen valor. You pretend to be a veteran. How can you live with yourself?
I'm a veteran. How can you live with yourself?
Now you're going to hang for that.
Okay. Well, TJ, you had to have a chance to win. I would have F8 quit. I'm a man of my word.
It's all right.
I was right about there being an agenda.
Accidentally, right, but I was.
I've never won as a baker. That's so exciting.
I got I got I got McArs old
It's a 50-50
How come it only happens to me that I get revealed the notes did you ever notice that died
I've never seen it happen to anyone else with me
why did he do that because he's fucking McArcel man bro you didn't even die you were the seventh
person to die or something shut up McArcel so hard did you fucking make Arcel what do
I have to do to not get caught like the people night one guys I'll do anything you should
Happy I clicked on you. Yeah, you know what I am. I am soups. You're the only one that was happy I in jail
I got roll block jailed
everything night one
Look out
Then you die. They didn't get everything. I got revealed nine one. What have you been doing the people most for them to do that to you?
I don't know. I can't really have no idea. That's probably your fault, dude
I don't know they really were a lot of trickster neither. I didn't even read it
It's really cool
Yeah, they reworked a C or two you can't pivot to compare one person.
Oh, it takes a, yeah, you have to do whatever else.
Yeah, that was too old to.
Like, let's say T.J. is way too strong.
All right, Pete, you got us to ground for another one.
No, no, no, no, actually listen to me.
That's bad etiquette.
Leaving, um, leaving on an apocalypse loan is bad.
No, no, no, that actually is BM.
I'm telling you right now, I'm leaving, that's actually, listen to me, I understand that.
And you're free to leave if you want to, but no one in around me.
Leaving after an easy mode apocalypse win is bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad.
How is this easy mode?
Because apocalypse is OP?
Bad etiquette.
How?
It's bad etiquette.
No, you don't.
We all watched the game.
No, you didn't.
That was just a free win.
That was it.
TJ, TJ, I would have got to play Quinn if you wouldn't play Quinn.
You can leave if you want to, but Apocalypse is fucking overpowered, bullshite.
Apocalypse is die?
I didn't know I was gonna die.
It's BM.
It's hard.
That was awesome.
It is not hard to win an APOC.
Let's just run it back.
Let's just run it peach sale.
I can't let's just run it back.
I can't lock in.
I'm so slim.
Just run it back.
I did call last game.
Quick run back.
You don't believe.
Quick run back.
What do you mean?
I'm calling last game as well.
Quick run back.
What's run back?
Just run back.
Let's just give him another one.
Here, hey, watch this.
Hey, watch this.
Ever watch this.
OK?
Yes.
I mean, and then then then then then.
No.
Another one, man.
There's someone.
It's so easy.
Don't forget your name.
It's so easy, man.
And then name it.
It really is.
You got your phone.
Name, name, name, name.
You can get just a little less sleep.
I'm so sleepy.
What do you have to wake up for?
Oh my god.
I'm literally going to have the floor
Our energy in my okay. Let's teach. I'm gonna tell you something and you're not gonna like to hear you're not gonna like this
Your job is a streamer. Okay when you're ending
When you're stopping playing video games, right? Your job is a streamer's play video games when you stop playing video games
You're not doing your job
That's you being lazy actually
That is that is actually you being lazy. It's your job
It is your job to do this we get it. Streaming's the hardest job. We understand that
No, I'm saying I'm saying it's the easiest fucking thing on earth
You know you can sit on your ass and play another game of Town of Salem
I told you to stream
Why because what do you mean why would you stream because you're playing a game?
Good night, I think Moody just called me fat Loki
I'm not gonna click McConnell because he scrolled as a veteran
He would do that. Yeah, he did do that or kind of chubby. I'm gonna be honest
You're giving me kind of a chubby
the morning lads
No, oh god, not the Marshall. Oh, that's a good role. That sucks
super good role
Because oh oh tea from last game. Oh, oh my god, Marshall's don't go anywhere. So this the shroud the moose was the shroud
If you're just gonna hang
I don't even care
No, I am not hanging
Is this is this an enchanter?
Yeah, because we even
Is this an enchanter?
What did first do to you moose?
Last night
Oh, okay
Bro, I put way too much
Is this a fucking
Is this is an enchanter yeah, why?
About it, then it probably is not so I was the enchanter. No first did something to moose. I don't I don't know
James in I didn't yeah, all of you
Soops I didn't pay attention. Oh soops is the enchanter
You think I would do I would enchant first yeah, but why would I would let staying home no way
way. It is hot up here. So much more funny shit with enchanter
than like what? Like what was the first thing you would do as
enchanter? Well, Thrive's still not in the game, which is
that's unfortunate. What are you doing? Soups? I am on
the side. I'm not saying all that. You don't got him town
support role.
Wait, he just waited like two seconds with that. I got
hanged for that the last time. No, because I'm first.
I was looking at my sub-alignment just to make sure I was right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, what are you then, bitch?
If you're going to, if you're going to take my I'm not understand.
I'm not understand either.
We're just talking.
No, I have to say.
I outed myself.
I said what I was.
I ain't afraid of you.
But what are you?
You're a town support.
What are you?
Me?
Why do I have three people voting me?
What's the sub rule?
I'm a tone investigative.
They, you know, OK.
So you clicked on the role and you were like, OK.
We should probably vote Moose to extend the day.
Your car deserved to be down.
I don't know what you're dumb at.
Yeah, you know.
To be honest, Moose probably is the shroud, but.
I don't like them.
We really want to kill them right now.
Whova.
Why don't we vote Moose to extend the day?
Whova.
They see the point.
They don't like it.
You can get information.
Like, Ash is going to claim some dumb shit
We're gonna kill thanks to the five whoo-ba
Who just left first he's dead someone someone heard it was his last game and targeted them
That's my role since his daddy. Yeah, okay such an idiot
so you're
leader and
There's no way he got jester there's no way I got dad
I hate him. I hate him. I fucking hate him.
Kill them. This is the Jester. Are we killing this guy or?
Yo guys!
We're killing this guy!
We're killing the Jester.
Okay, what?
Did we thank you, Jester?
Oh my god, he's taking the fucking easy Jester away. What the hell?
I hate it. I don't...
Can we just do it?
Can someone just shoot him?
I guess.
I don't know.
Do we have anybody going to shoot him in the head?
Did anybody shoot him?
killed this guy. Good Salvedon. I think we still got a US code. What 1038 they already
subscribed to Penta. You're under arrest. Assume the position. We got. Oh shit. We
got four more days till October. Oh yeah, we're getting knocked over. Hard. Oh thank
Oh my god. Good job Jailer.
Nicely done.
Actually a good call.
That's usually a good call to execute him, that's why I voted him up.
Oh, soup's dead night.
Again. Loose might actually be the shroud.
Oh my god.
There's two shrouds.
So shall I do something different now?
Yep, way different.
That light gets completely different.
Yeah, I'm reading in.
I hear a guest list.
I have any notes.
Nothing overly helpful right now.
Yeah, it kind of.
I don't have graveyard notes, but I'm like it's kind of getting there,
which is unfortunate.
I mean, so you protect someone is socialized.
Yes, but you can put someone on the list to let them into that house, right?
Yeah, no, why were you being a little perverted?
So I'm a psychic.
So so you throw a party at someone's house.
And it's actually OP and no one is allowed to go in there
But you can put some on the list to allow
So you just keep going to my house so essentially you can block everyone from interacting with
Wizzy
When there's a werewolf wait trap wait trap or claim when there's a werewolf isn't that a fucking no that's tracker
The night one try to put there so I day one try to put me up switch through to all that
First person to vote on anyone
Susie Baca just thought that that was very French
You were just like hang on to the gate
Yes, let's get him to the guillotine guillotine immediately guillotine
At least I trapped the alphan house
Numpad what say you in your defense?
It's your notes my defense is that I'm a shaper and that you know
Who do you try I'm gonna
Yes
It might just be the other two it might be the both or songs why is it my name in their mouth today?
What is going on? Well? I had a vision and you're either
You said I might be evil, but then you said three other people are evil or something. Yeah, two other
It's like a one or three chance, so that that's like a 22.22% chance that I'm evil. You can't kill me for that
Well, I tried guys
Oh god, oh god.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, I'm fucking exonerated.
You're exonerated.
I so read the...
Wait, goon's the last one then, right?
The last what?
Well?
Good game.
Moosefoden innocent.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's kind of weird, huh?
I don't like that much.
realizing she can determine guilt by paying attention to players. She doesn't. I don't
think that she works like that. I think she she works just off whatever is being said
or like whatever she's reading. What a fucking idiot. Why? Okay, is this because the last
game or did he know some of them? What the fuck? You're actually a fucking idiot.
How did they trap my-
Yeah, there it is. There it fucking is.
Good riddance. Good last game, idiot.
Fucking killing each other out here.
All right, I feel like it's time for me to come forward with notes that I don't really think are that helpful.
I don't really think any of this is helpful. I mean-
I see a whole lot of me being mentioned.
I can't really-
Yeah, I just looked at Goon 2 and at least one of Goon and
And let's see how the person, Labata is good, but Labata item was good, so it doesn't tell us anything.
Well, what are we supposed to... what are we supposed to...
I feel like Goon's in two of those visions, so...
So he knows it, nobody knows that.
Yo, I told you all these notes are pretty useless, I just figured I'd share them.
Liz, what are you?
I'm a lookout.
I'm going to show you my notes.
Okay. Half-hand, what are you?
We're just revealing now?
hold on hold on hold on I remember previous nights so you looked at you
looked at goon Amy looked at LeBat snow no I looked at LeBat and then I got
goon as well what what day did you get goon the last the last one last night
night night one night three I found it don't know about wait so now are you
trying to clear as good and claimed my notes are useless my notes are useless
because I said at least one person is good and about the item was good so it
doesn't mean anything I'm gonna call it could also be bad good good could be
good or bad really why did they read my know like vague threads against an
innocent old man i'm sitting here at the fucking zoo dealing with dummies what the hell is that
what the hell did i do hey look look at my fucking eyes how about this look at that how about that
okay how about that he's evil he had the bit keyed up and everything did someone say hold on get
this guy down he's good he trapped me he saved me from the dumbass vigilante oh okay this guy's
cool license yeah i think that mcconnell is evil however i would like the opportunity to
to kill him myself okay okay gun him down under what hold on under what
gun him down under town killing role well i understand how you're gonna do gun him down
Why are we gunning down McConnell?
Maybe because he's not saying anything, because he's not saying anything.
This is literally McConnell every game, guys.
I'm down support.
Okay, well, we have one more...
Each eye, trust.
Peach, hey, it's your last game.
Live your best life, girl.
Okay.
Who else do we want to get up?
We have eight seconds.
Shoot, McConnell.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Get half hand up.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
They cleared me. I'll just for the thing. Okay. Well, that's a little disrespectful, but okay
That was a strange thing to say and no one clear respectful. Yeah, the fucking French guy. I don't know most of you
Sorry, I don't remember the French guy was
And I'm
Maybe not someone they were putting up stuff and they said I might you were visited by snow
That's that's what we had then snowsnotes track that was less
Literally says at least one of you are good
Do you have 10 seconds to kill like tell us what you are happy?
Okay
I know you would have died last night get him out. He would have died of the trap. He would have died of the trap
Oh, yeah
Hey, if this is Moose's wrong shoot Moose
Shoot him right in the face
Well, I had a trap on me that's confirmed by literally someone dying and a note so I don't know why I'd get shot
But look at that
Evil evil man one neutral evil down
I'm probably gonna die. That's well. We got a werewolf. So everyone should be freaking out right now
Trap doesn't kill town
Yeah, it doesn't it blocks attacks. Oh, I think it does. I think it it kills
hostile visits is what it is I think it stops hostile yeah holy any pack openings
tonight nah not tonight and once you guys want it I feel like I've seen enough of
that game though I feel like I'm gonna be honest I feel like I've seen enough
of that game really yeah I'm down to see when it comes out shadow of doubt
Well, I was probably going to do chaos mod.
Now Mr. Snow, what an asshole, actually just griefing.
You wouldn't, there was some vague implications
in the beginning here.
You're not a furry are you?
No, I'm a psychic.
Yeah.
Are you the one who added the,
are you the one who added the buttplug tails
onto the server?
Well, that was a request by the Rangers.
Whatever they gave with their own squad?
I mean, I saw it already.
This game is supposed to be a beaver costume.
And for some reason, somehow, they got it on into the wild.
I don't want to do that right now.
And I know being traded as rare collectible items, rare collectible furriesuits.
But you had it.
But I was asked by the Rangers.
Liz, are you wearing?
What was that?
Oh, what do I have to add?
a little about what's a vigilante is good
and based on the visions that should mean that you're
that's not answering the question
yeah let's just kill goon
let's just kill goon
what?
what is your role as goon?
what's your role as goon?
I'm a psychic
am I talking to two evil bitches?
no I'm good I'm good
I don't know who's bad
I have no clue
I'm clueless
give me a reason why we should kill goon
Well, Goon's been in all your visions and there's none that proved them good or bad.
I saved most of you dummies, you stinky little dummies.
What's your role?
I'm a tribal.
I'm a little tribal boy.
Let's work for Liz, I agree.
I mean, I've been right.
I saw about you, what's called, visited.
Yep, that's how it is.
Mr. Snow, if you're a furry, I'm going to be upset.
I think that snow may have been graveyard-noting a lot for a psychic, even in a lot of questionable
things.
Like what?
He's been visiting a lot of people, yet there hasn't been that many kills.
You know what I think, Mr. Liz?
What's that?
Go on.
All right.
GG.
Where happens happens.
That's so long.
No, you better not be wearing that thing.
I almost had the ring.
Oh!
Oh my God.
I'm just kidding.
Oh
Good game
Dog shit psychic notes, man
Hey, I got I got no mind you know me there's no both of our psychic notes were dog shit
All right, how many people how many people are we losing? Oh was it for me?
three.
LeBat and Peach are dipping and we have
Peach and Iris.
Good night.
How am I gonna see a ball without a good night?
Thank you.
Hey, we have two.
Good night, Peach.
If it's you.
She dipped, she dipped as soon as you got pentas.
Good bye.
Good night, guys.
Good night.
Good night, LeBat.
Thank you, LeBat.
Are we doing more?
That's a lot to lose, man.
We have two right waiting.
Iris said he was in the car.
Yeah, we just need one.
He's probably going to be in the last game.
Depends of ours is not big enough.
That's a lot to lose.
Where's Mortar Pie? I thought she was coming.
Don't remind me, man.
She probably has COVID from TwitchCon, I imagine.
Probably.
She'll role play on Purple.
Alright, well, uh, yeah.
Alright.
But yeah, we should probably just call it.
Is that PG?
I think that's it, man.
Bro, that's like a good 7-Hour.
That's amazing.
this is amazing
too bad too bad
we'll do it again some other time this week or next week
yeah I'm down
yeah okay
alright see you guys next time
thank you for
I'm not gonna let McComble back
I swear to god I swear to god I'm never letting him in another town to sail in Lafayette ever again
A lot of that again. No, that's it. That was that was actually it. I thought he changed his ways. I was wrong. I was wrong
That's actually it for McConnell
Good call. Yep. Did he grief hard?
Hard hard trolled. I think he just gets bored and just decides to start just killing me until I get pissed
Yeah, I flew a little too close to the Sun
Yep
Do you love the pap? No, he just wanted to piss me off there. You don't blame him good bit
Penta, I don't like this guy
Straight up. You think it's funny. You think it's funny to sit there and watch me dead for 30 minutes. Okay
Hey content then
Dirty jerk, thanks for the Ted gifted subs
It's kind of funny. Yeah, hilarious dirty jerk. Thanks for the Ted gifted subs
All right
Chaos mod
Maybe let me see how much of a pain of the ass this is you install Nicole is
It isn't set up cuz TJ fuck me on it
How hard is this to how hard is this to set up? I'm gonna open it with seven zip
Okay, it's on zipping
Opened okay, now what do I do so open the chaos mod or trilogy chaos mod. E XE yep opened
There should be in the top right above that says stream.
Click get Twitch access token.
Then what?
Generally token?
No, you have to click the where that says to get
started head to Twitch developer dashboard.
Okay.
Then you should have.
I already have it in the last time.
Yeah. So hit manage.
And then copy or copy and paste that client ID into the client ID on that page web page that hit generate token
On the other one. Okay. I see. Yeah. Then hit generate token. Yep. Okay. So now copy that client ID into the chaos mod the first one. Okay.
And then the second one copy the token it generated the return access token. Yep.
Okay, and then hit connect to stream. Yep.
And it's going to show up in chat saying yep, there it is chaos on connected. Nice. That didn't take long at all.
Nope. And then you could change obviously you could change like the voting time and everything there too.
And I just started with GTA. Yep.
And then you should see a green bar across the top.
It should say it should have a timer already.
Let me see, because last time I opened this up, I'm all fucked.
Remember that?
Oh, yeah, you want to pick the your screen size.
Yeah, which is.
You probably want to do.
Nine twenty by there was one.
There was another one, I think.
Like 1280 by nine twenty or no, no, no.
It was like 1280 by 960 you have something like that.
One of the it's 920 probably by one or 1200 widescreen.
I don't have any of those options.
I just have like scroll down.
There's a ton of options in that scroll.
No, I can 920.
I did 920 by 1200 by 32.
I don't have any of those.
I have like, like scroll all the way down.
I have like 1440 by 900.
I don't think it's that.
I think it's, I have 128 by 960.
I feel like it was that.
I'm gonna try it.
All right.
That didn't it.
You wanna do widescreen though, not full screen.
Cause widescreen is like, it's show,
there's like black borders on it.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Oh, this is my old save.
Yeah, everything will be there soon.
Young Ha, oh, what is it?
My mouse isn't working though
Play with the controller last time I think you did did I I think so
No, I didn't know I didn't my mouse is working. That's weird. It's this one is it's weird with a mouse. I
Feel like this happened last time
So is it just not letting you click yeah hit enter
So if you select start game to hit enter it's not letting you do that because it's it's weird with a mouse I'll try closing a reopening and then try again.
Okay.
Very different.
I installed the mouse correct.
It's also weird you don't have 920 or 1920.
Yeah, I know what's up with that.
Yeah, I don't know because I have 19, I have a ton of them.
I have five 19.
I swear to God, this is the same thing that happened last time.
it was yeah no i can't use my mouse
even if you highlight start game and hit enter it doesn't work
hit start game so hover over start game so it's
white and hit enter where in the pause menu
no just on your keyboard just hit enter
yeah i'm hanging out there it's not working okay no it's not it's over
it's so weird i can do everything else yeah because
I hit until it works for me.
Option, controller set up, mouse keys, mouse settings.
I'll let you even go to options.
I can do that with my mouse and keyboard.
That is so fucking weird.
OK, do you know what worked?
I have my mouse.
Oh. No. OK.
All right. Here's what's happening.
I can move my mouse in the pause screen,
but the mouse doesn't move the camera.
When I'm in game.
So maybe like the keybinds got it could be old.
So I'm it's not that old, man.
Only came out a few years ago.
Can't even select this one.
You played this with a controller.
I don't think I did, man.
I hate playing.
I hate playing GTA with a controller
because I hate the fucking auto lock.
Yeah, you know, if you're thinking,
oh, that was the PSP game you played.
That was a failure.
Yeah.
mousin keys joy pad
mine's not doing that either
like you can't use a mouse?
no i can't, use my camera
alright
maybe i will be having an answer pack tonight
straight up
yeah cause it worked last time right? yeah
and i could look at it, lemme look at the mod i guess
cause i installed it, i mean this is everything i gave you last time
holy shit twitch just put 17 on 10 gifted subs
oh shit
Did you say there's a mouse mod you did?
Yeah, I mean it's in there, I mean everything's in there.
Well the mouse mod is probably fucked up then right?
Yeah.
Does it need a mouse mod?
Yeah, it's really weird with a mouse, it's better with a controller from what I read.
Cause like the controls are really weird too, like spacebar doesn't jump.
Yeah, I turned on mouse to see what it was like, it's just not working at all, it's
so weird.
Yeah, because it was yeah, I mean I didn't change anything from what I did last time
Huh, I read it
But a cheat thing, baby
Crazy
Said he found it
Yeah, I'll send you two files if you're gonna try a route
Try it out
Hmm, weird
It gave me more options on the uh, oh yeah, this is working
Okay
Alright, once I got me right back
There we go
There we go.
I fixed the chat.
Mark.
All right, so what is it?
Maybe give you these two files.
We're seeing the files.
So the one that says silent patch.
Oh yeah, right.
I know when you haven't downloaded it.
So I gotta just extract it.
All right, I got downloaded.
All right, so silent patch.
Copy all those files into the folder I gave you.
You don't have to worry about the reading,
you just did two other ones.
just right in the main.
Yep.
Replace them, right?
Well, there shouldn't be anything unless there is was.
Okay.
Was that silent patch or silent loader?
Silent loader.
Okay.
So then, uh, in the silent patch folder, copy all those into the main thing too.
It doesn't matter the order and their backwards.
Okay.
No.
But now when you launch your game or when you hit the exe, it should give
you more options on the screen size as well.
A lot more.
Okay, silent patch for both those in there. Yep, it should be silent patch.
Asi and silent patch.
I and I. All right, okay, done. Now launch the game. Yeah, okay.
You should have a lot more screen size options if you scroll down.
Well, maybe I don't remember how many.
Live screen you said 20. Yeah, I got 1920 by by 1080.
Yeah, you want to do that one. Okay. Wide screen.
Why? Oh yeah that's way better. That was actually it.
Huge.
Now the mouse should work.
Now once you get into game it should let you use the mouse.
Because it was work, I mean it worked for me so.
Okay.
It works. He did it.
Awesome. TJ did it everyone.
He saved the sub-a-thon.
Woo!
Just get 10 gifted subs for that.
Okay. Alright. He did it.
I did it.
All right. All right. See you.
Oh, wait. Thanks, Trav.
I just got to get to capture.
That's not we're going to get old. It's really not.
Morbidly obese loser.
We've almost broken last year's record.
Sick with 10 gifted.
You've been wrangled, pal, bro.
What did I call you? No, no, it's it's got
thanks, morbidly obese loser with 10 gifted.
You met him in real life.
I'm conflicted on that.
He likes to make people angry.
This small kid, did you have to capture a differently last time?
Yeah, I feel like last time I had to.
I feel like last time I just had to like
dislike capture the whole thing, which is fine.
I don't care when I got this like after talking shit, you know, alert.
The guy put my voice as an alert on a stream.
Huh.
Well, and I'll be essence.
Oh, you were able to.
A pillow with five gifted.
I'm pretty sure he's game capture. Yeah
Also, uh, once you get it started make sure on cast one to hit start right
Now I know why
I swear to God there's something we had to do. Oh, I'm excited
Yeah, there's some jiggle effects in this game
I don't know I can just display capture. It's not a huge I think that's what you did
I think that is what I did if you yeah, tell you you keep fucking with it and if not whatever I
Think I think you had to do this play cap. Yeah, I think you're right. Okay. It's on big deal
Yeah, all right, see you later. Hopefully nothing gets leaked
Sure. Oh nothing. I should actually close some things
Really they got have anything that interesting to leak though
restart stream check DMs
Check him DM. I might have some crazy
My 240
hours, that's pretty crazy
nice
Yeah, look at this show. I don't remember there being bounce jiggle physics in this show
All right guys, we're off
Remember chat you only have to vote once okay spamming it does nothing
Also, we might have to I think we we did something else too where we
We like uh
I think there was something we did with, um, with the voting time or something.
Remember, didn't it? Wasn't it like too high?
Some shit we can see. We'll fuck with it.
Steam games leaked.
He owns Elden Ring.
Why are there so many triple X games?
Pervert.
All right.
We're off chat.
This is a San Andreas chaos mod.
Guys no cutscene skip
Okay, also do you guys want to be able to see that?
Right there. Should I move the webcam some more?
Yeah
Okay
Why should I move it though like just like
Maybe down here
If everyone hates the character like why do you think you play Marine realize he's kind of ruining everyone else's op
Will that work? Kind of. I could just make it a little smaller. Shrink him. Yeah, that works.
Hey, pent is a piece of shit. Pent is a cunt. I want to fucking ban this.
I feel like left is better, but I got everything over there. I guess I could flip flop. Chat,
watch this tech. I don't get it. If everyone hates the character, why does he keep playing it?
Doesn't he realize he's kind of ruining everyone else's RP?
Sorry chap, but this should actually kind of bothers me sometimes.
Flip-flop?
Marine!
Thank you for the 10 gifted sub Zombie Queen with 5!
Dirty Dirk with 10!
Perfect.
I'm so sorry chap.
It'll actually bother me though.
Undercam?
Just moves it back to where it was.
Perfect!
Holy!
Okay, okay. Okay. Alright, I'm probably gonna be here for a while because I love Vice City
and San Andreas. I always, I try to play these two completion once a year because I just,
I just love these games. These are like my comfort games, man. Like these old games
really make me they're just like a warm blanket to me you know what I mean audio
but displayed by dirty dirt thanks for the 10 gifted so anyways also I just think
it's kind of fun gang members everywhere we'll have to see it we'll have to see if
it ends up being a little too much as well what's the car models it looks
like flat vehicles on also I for an eye I don't know what that is gang members
everywhere
Armageddon yeah I'm gonna try to get out of I'm gonna try to get to Sanfie
Sanfiero tonight I think I can do it honestly I wouldn't mind getting a little
into Sanfiero as well
Wrangler the deputy
Whizzy Whizz
okay that you're pissed you're gonna fuck
Nice job. Love that.
It's so chaotic. That's chaos, Mod.
That's chaos, Mod.
Whizzy Whizz with five gifted. This is fun. This is cozy. I'm having a good time.
I do want to do Dead Rising. That's awesome.
Insane sub-bonus.
Can I just turn around? I still don't see anything.
Yeah, I gotta do some, uh, I gotta do some Dead Rising.
What the fuck was that?
Wait, what the fuck actually was that?
Carmageddon?
Can't get anything done!
Good one, Snow.
Hey, nice, Snow.
You jacking a family member?
Wait, I think this happened last time.
Is there too much shit?
Is there too much going on?
Maybe not. I don't fucking remember.
I actually don't goddamn remember.
It's good. Okay. All right. You're right. I got this nice
It's a little wacky custom textures. Oh, we should have did something for that
We should have done something for this
Wait, TJ. Can you do something for this real quick? I?
Bet that we can it's probably it's probably just a folder right
Okay, left shift, okay, left shift for select, yeah that makes sense.
Chad, give me stuff to help me out.
Help me out, Chad.
I want to get to Sanfee, I want to get to Sanfee, damn it.
I want to get to Sanfee Arrow tonight.
That's not helping.
That actually didn't help.
Why do the options show us question marks so that I don't know?
I'm tongue tied today.
Yeah, this actually isn't helpful.
T-Truck? I know I am tongue-tied.
It's gonna hit the corner!
Use his minimap.
It's so backwards.
Huge bunny hop.
Oh, I don't have a bunny. That actually would be nice.
TJ, is this the version with, um...
with all the music?
Probably?
That's so fucking cool.
Guys, that's ac-
Wow, yeah, that's so awesome. You guys are so fucking cool for that.
and I'm fat and I'm fat CJ that's like I'm run there I'm so far though we should
really get something for DJ do you know how to where the custom text folder is
dodges chat you're bordering making this game unplayable okay just so you're
aware and if that's the goal that's fine it's not you guys you guys are
voting vote for cool shit vote come on
vote for we love pentas off it sounds like
it'd be in a fucking movie trailer it's
like when they do the slowdown songs in
movie trailers it's more than time
fantastic I can't believe it's been a
year since we've done this my old ass
would prefer a normal play through you
You are old. It's basically a normal playthrough. What do you mean? How is this that different?
Honestly on a PS2 with a CRT, this is pretty much what the game looked like to me. Truthfully
not that much different. True, yeah, see? Hey, chat! Hey! That's what we needed! We
actually did need that! Thank you, guys. Just like IRL. Chat made me a millionaire!
like in real life. Murdered. Murdered. I love murdering. I just killed him. Fake crash.
Real crash. That might be a real crash. I actually don't know what that was. Damn, this
is cozy. What is this other shit I have on my fucking map? What is this shit? No fucking
shot you teleported me to fucking grove dog oh it's actually a thing so long no
fucking way man why airport airport that's actually fucking grief you DM me
check on my phone so I don't have to minimize huge okay does he not realize
we can't actually see the options it's in the chat what this is the chaos
mod folder and relaunch. I will uh... I will next time I die or some shit in a
tank. Fuck you ballas. Let me in. I need a pilot's license. Oh do I? Or can I just
simply do this? I just killed a cop. I'm actually a fucking
murderer. I don't care either. I actually don't care that I just did that. Get on
the car get on the sea later cops jumps over fence jumps over fence again and I'm
in the plane fly with mouth stop ramming how the fuck what's the same
What a crazy thing to do to me
What an actual fucking insane thing to I okay nice
That's awesome. Okay. Well, I
Can't yeah, okay
We're doing on we're doing unplayable unplayable version. I swear to God that we changed it so it would be like semi-playable
Good, this is what I needed
How long do I have the flash for?
Not long enough. Holy. My money's gone! Wait, my money's actually gone. That's so far.
Alright. Oh, my money's back. Everyone's coughing. I don't know if it was coughing.
You DM me one more thing. Turn this off so Chad can see what you're voting for.
I don't know if I see that. Let me see. I hate voting effects in-game.
Don't see that online. I think it needs to be reset. Maybe
But wait, but then I can see it though. We don't we want that off so I can
So I can't see it right TJ
It zooms by and chat I
Think there's like an overlay you can get
I'm done
Can't see
Yeah, is this not something you guys did. Oh, I just assumed that was part of it
I gotta restart it anyways hold on rock star games
I'm not acting is it actually fucked up
Pd Pablo oh it actually did crash all right we did it we crashed it
I'm gonna do voting cool down two minutes I
I
Swear to God that we I swear to God last time we changed this I
Swear to God that we did come on man. No, it's pretty fast
I'd like it to be
semi playable
You did I
Knew I did
130 I'm pretty sure we had the same exact conversation last time
130 is good. All right. Yeah 30 seconds is kind of crazy. You can't do 130
Let's try two minutes and see how it feels and I can always move I can always change it. Okay, John always be changed
Well, ma'am. Thanks, Raph
See look this
Yeah, that was a little fast fun, but actually unplayable
Now my cameras when I got in trouble last time for talking shit
He put me as an alert the guy put my voice as an alert on his stream
An alert on his stream
Internet George with 10 gifted guys keep pumping
you want you want subs you want I want
subs you want stream deal I get subs you
get stream deal huge 27 K goal oh it's
good man oh it's really good you want
it you're gonna want to see it at a
At 28,400 was what we hit last year and
hey hot dog stand all the way out here
fuck
true drive wander just give me that all
right and that's how a mission died
true RIP we do RPE the famous burger
shot order eat big shot eat big smokes order and die I think people have done
that on YouTube right I don't know I'll think of something I'll think of
something to do two number nons it's two minutes too long let's see how this
mission feels way too long just do a minute then it doesn't matter to me
maybe 30 seconds is the sweet spot or I mean a minute's the sweet spot minute
resume there gentlemen thanks for the 10 gifted gentlemen thank you for the 10
gifted that's for I love these I love this twitch bonus subs it really is like
a little fucking mystery box man you never know how much they're gonna put
on top dog whites no fucking shot crouches to kill you switch boy I need
these is not gonna get away oh yeah that's why that's why that's why we
decided a minute is perfect because it's a minute 30 because they didn't get a
vote to yeah I remember it's all coming back to me
Please fucking give me one.
Kedros TGF is Mike Block.
I can try, yes.
Oh shit.
Okay, oh.
Okay, come here.
Nice job, nice.
This is like a Mike Block mission.
Hey.
Well, it's got the first mission done, chef.
Huge.
In that message, boom.
I gotta hurry up and get it before this fucks me.
I gotta hurry up and get it before this fucks me
Chat don't fuck with me. Let me complete the mission. I
Didn't see it. Oh
I see the pepsa. Okay, Gigi get fucked get fucked out stupid chat. Oh
Ha, oh, what the fuck?
Yo, no, no, no, no, no. Oh
You guys actually did try to fight y'all really thought it's a quarry. I
Don't know if I've ever been here. I don't think I've ever been here
There's a mission here? Really? I don't remember it right now.
What mission is it?
Bombs?
Holy...
How far out am I? That's not that bad.
Right? Where the fuck am I?
No, no, no.
Time-lapse mode, whoa.
Drug mode.
Holy... Ramming and pitting?
Killed by cops.
times a day absolutely probably five times more because no way
check give me something good with this one please sure thanks man they're
busting dog they actually are busting thanks chat doesn't matter it actually
doesn't matter I got the mission to end me lost and tells you dangerous right
now you be careful and look at you can don't worry about me crazy way to
spell come here he fucking up this huh guys huge oh oh number four number three
must be sweet what's going on man what the fuck you think you're going on in
the prison I know you all right yeah I'm not gonna do something I'm trying man
I just got to make sure Kendall say I got the subtitles on for all you know
Defies nice. I love random blimps. What is time-lapse mode shit last? Oh?
Gambha no
I'll match another five. Let's go chat. Yo
Internet George is gonna match a five
Guys you have to take them up on that
That's huge. We have audio processing issues
It's a weird way to say your death, but sure, it's fine.
Can we get some talk show radio?
I'm so literally calling bitch.
Todd Deli with five!
That Latina is the new Grenade Shed Kade.
I'm glad we met in real life.
He likes to make people angry.
I'll get in there before voting on this.
Go Penta.
Nice.
Brain glue the deputy
Spoon snakes are the five gifted internet George with five more gifted
Nice nice
269 60 nice
Your home is your castle and like most castles there's always the worrisome less fortunate trying to storm the gates
That's true.
What the fuck am I actually...
Nowhere yet, right?
Think she gives me all this shit to do?
I can get this one out of the way. I fucking hate this mission, man.
I'll get this one out of the way. I hate this mission. Whoa
Hey, come up off this truck, bitch
Speed
How long do I have this story
That would have been funny if it would have activated while I've had the fucking uh, well
I had the tanker on it.
Almost good timing, chap.
I can't get to San Fierro tonight.
It might just be a little slower.
And by tonight I might mean six in the morning.
Actual pro.
Ooh!
Actual fucking pro.
Where is this?
Fake teleport?
come on man i'm dead nice okay steels nice console care
bro i'm getting pumped i'm likely alpaca i'm actually getting pumped
10 gifted subs i'm gonna feed up the damn
with a guy in a black jacket and a pink shirt and another guy who's one of the
funniest he thinks he is oh that's right there's been so it plays the
alerts for the twitch ones okay
I was like, why is there been so many goddamn alerts today?
That's weird that this timer doesn't pick it up.
So Hogwarts!
It really is the same kind of car, too. Hold on.
Yo, I can do- oh yo yo yo, okay, okay, hold on, hold on.
Give me up, give me up.
God fuck, okay, nice.
Okay. I could do that.
God!
Alright, with cars on,
I can do the, um, I-I-I don't wait for anything to expire.
Cuz I feel like that's cheating a chaos model
But if I can do if I can do this mission with cars fly
Hershey
Catalina so what's your name? Where we go? Okay? Good plan. I guess
Acid rain
Now with cars fly
We're good
Oh and speed is off now? Okay hold on.
Gonna happen. Oh yeah. Here's this, yep and then that thing too. And then the
battery's in it should be fine. But you know if not, you know how to change batteries.
Vehicles one kit hit KO, okay? Not doing the truck mission? Yeah that's
That's actually a really bad combo.
Jesus!
No way!
Kettle-
God damn it!
Idiota!
Disable one movement key.
It would literally W God disabled.
Ha!
Fucking dumb.
That's a dumb one.
Just a casual.
Three meals.
Cause I was hungry.
Wait, how the fuck am I going to drive backwards?
It's still one hit KO.
oh well fuck man see how many chat oh see how many times chat can make the
game unplayable at least karma guidance already almost over yeah this is the
best way to do it that's awesome sick okay that is sick man we made it
Yeah, we did it. I have my W key back. It's not so bad. Look at that. A free gun.
So one HKL. Not so bad. Traffic gang bang. Diddy Garage! WASD cheats.
Cheat activated. What is that? What is that? I don't know either.
She's saying cheat activated.
Dance band is at the party.
Yo!
I don't know what it means.
It's just random cheats.
Fuck man.
It'd be cooler if it said what cheats it activates.
Funko Puss.
And the front of us is on its way home
Pop, pop, pop
Please stop shooting at me
Passing irregular cheat codes like I need help
Right, it's just random
Is this just random
Just random cheat codes basically
That's kinda cool
Truckee
I might um, I might disable
Like the teleport
The teleport options to make it like
Playable
No
Alright, fuck it.
Boo?
Okay, alright, fun.
Hey, you call me.
You call me.
That's against the spirit of chaos. Okay, alright.
I didn't realize he...
I think some of these are new.
TJ, do you know if this game has been updated...
in...
like, within a year?
Table does seem new.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Truckee mode.
Ongo was the last time I played Chaos Mod.
November last year. Table seems new.
Truckee mode.
This sounds like they just asked one in the office like hey, can you record it?
Holy
Catalina missions are your least favorite
Yeah, this this is though. This is my least favorite part of the game
And it's kind of a shame that they put it after the best part of the game, you know
But I mean story-wise I get it it makes sense
That's really funny it just um it's always feels so like empty and kind of boring out here
you know but I get it the rest is great yeah hey third actor deems agreed and like I said
it makes sense for the story it just is it's just it's just low Santos is so good yeah
I love this game, man. I fucking love this game so much.
God, I played this game so much as a boy.
Young penta.
Peds will explode if run over. Okay.
Well, they got her in the badlands and there isn't any fucking pets out here, really.
Three in Vice City were yours.
I played a lot of three when it came out.
Just because that's all there, you know, but
what the fuck? Why is this guy chasing?
I've never really replayed three because it kind of um I mean of course like I
appreciate it but I feel like in comparison three is definitely the
weakest for sure it's just kind of it's so boring huge jetpack moment yeah you're
more San Fiero. I mean I see them doing San Fiero is like a completely different
game. Like maybe after six most of us will be alive for that for GTA 3 but
like yeah I could see them doing like San Fiero and Los Venturas is like a
complete like film separate game for seven maybe not maybe not though.
Gta 7 and 2068 well, let's see we're supposed to get gta in 2025
gta 6
Gta 3 came out 2013
So
I'd be like what
2038 if it's the same amount of time literally calling bitch. It's me, you know Glock Christ
Latina
Jesus Glock Christ
What's the button to take this thing off?
Hold how we hold in that thing
It's a real freak oh how we hold in that
Why doesn't CJ just simply shoot him right here and end the game
How's he holding that? He really is hallucinating.
This weed hit and hit.
What are you, dude? FBI? DEA?
No, I'm C.J.
Why didn't he say that?
You give off a positive...
No, I'm C.J.
I'm C.J. in the Ethiopian.
No, I don't get in with that.
But how do I know I can trust you then?
What? I'm working for you now?
I'm a man of peace, but some squares across that ridge are not respecting my peace.
I mean survivalist maniacs hey y'all Scott here
you guys want the cutscenes or do you want me to skip the cutscenes I like the cutscenes
keep them yeah I like them too my J-Pack no way did I lose the J-Pack skip if we already
Oh, yeah, I mean I'll skip if I have already played it
Two hours to stream restart
quadruple gravity
That's how gravity works
the fuck I
Didn't know that
Yeah, go down. I didn't know that I didn't know that's how gravity work. That's your heavy
Damn, what's wrong with this car?
What like?
Why is there gravity?
You know what I'm saying?
Why gravity mass?
Yeah, but like what the fuck? Where's that shit even like where's that shit come from boy?
It's a theory. Oh, so it could not be real
Holy shit
Take it up this bitch
Right mode I'm in the middle of nowhere
Real talk has you how fast the earth spins if the earth stops spinning don't yeah, so if the earth stops
It I think what if the earth just starts falling
We're just fucked right
You think that could happen
Like what if this what if the fucking earth start going down dog
Can't happen what if it does
No, you guys you guys don't know down where fucking down dog. What if the shit starts going down?
What's down I don't fucking know
I've spent classic hip-hop knock you right out of the diapers
I don't know what I'm up to say what the shit start going down, huh?
Which way is down?
like
Like all right. Here's the earth. What if it starts doing this?
See what I'm saying
Dad
Planet freak off
I think I came to the right farm.
Bitch. Fuckin' I am dying, I'm bleeding.
Roll me some peaches.
Fuck that bitch has a shovel!
Thanks chat. Actually just made it easy for me.
My favorite part of these missions out here is like running people over in this
and having the bodies come out.
Farming simulator.
I love penta. I love you too, man. I actually am parasocial with my audience.
I fucking love- Dude, I love these sabathons, man.
I really do just get to sit on my ass for weeks and just stream. It's awesome.
Murders. What are the- Is there anyone in here that's never seen this game?
Because chat, you gotta remember, we are getting older. Are you guys lying?
You guys are lying right this is an L lie
That's how cars are made yet
Obama was like it's 16 years ago. Some people weren't a lot. Some people weren't alive for Obama's first turn
I hope they're not in here
I hope those people aren't in here dog. This is not a not a stream for children
Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, you know, but Obama got elected in 2008. That feels like a long time ago. I
Mean that that does just feel like a long time ago
Nice
26th of October it'll be
20 years old
San Andreas
Wait
Peruse is his oldest San Andreas
oops that's horrible that's such a horrible holy shit that's so that's
terrible man time be moving Bruce was born the year came out scary it do be an
undenying Marchors death yeah but you can't think about it like that right no
fucking way I instantly lost the best car oh that was a fake death but this
I'm actually a shit boy. Actual shit boy confirmed. What got deleted?
I was actually right there.
Then you start to fight back. That's what I did.
Hey, that's not that bad.
Oh, okay. That's kind of bad.
How to get down. I guess we're walking.
Oh, we are, like, up here. What the fuck?
You'll be fine. You guys are fine.
This is gonna be good, right? This is gonna be good for me.
That'd be helpful.
Galaxy Note 7. Am I gonna blow up?
if my phone rings do i blow up is that what does that mean
catch your breath man catch your breath use my phone i can't pull your phone out of this
people just call you call a cab buddy that's not fuck i guess i'm walking make a call
let's not this call mr chang okay i drank too much because of these long ass subathons
You don't have to be drunk to watch this stream.
You do- you have to- No you don't! Just watch it sober! What the fuck?
Whatever you guys are voting for will save me, I know it.
I actually really believed in you guys.
Fucked up, chap.
Why? I believed in you.
Ghostwriter has to be something to do with the bike.
Oh, hell yeah! What the fuck?
Alright, that's pretty badass.
That helps! That helps! Yeah, that's badass.
You doing sis?
What the fuck was that?
This ain't over man. I did this to take care of my woman.
That was weird. What were they doing?
And I'm gonna cap me some fucking dog dealers.
Hey look, you going to the body over that big Willy Bull shit?
And you gonna get shredded.
And I ain't losing you over no macho Bull shit.
Hey relax man, it's gonna get handled when it's time.
We already know who the fucking bad guys are man.
Did this game always look so shitty?
Spale current mission.
Why would you guys vote for that?
You think I should change into twitch poles?
Can you do that?
I didn't know that was an option.
How come TJ didn't tell me that?
Just just lay low when I'm back that would have been way better. Well, TJ didn't tell me
He said he did he said he was tired you said it. I don't remember you saying that
Then mobile can't vote. Sorry. We don't consider mobile viewers here
Where do I do that at TJ?
In app in the app hang on. Okay, we're on a pause stop voting. I'm clearly changing a setting
Who says boo don't change it a pole would be better boats anyway all you had to do was set up the damn pole
Let you get a SC
Giving gives TJ SC a South Carolina
Use twitch bowls for boats. I don't see where to do that. Let me try to reopen it
Can I even reopen it?
it's um
It's great out for me, TJ.
I don't know why.
Maybe I have to open it?
It's around the main page?
Yeah, it's great out.
Weird.
Okay, let me try to, I'll tell you what.
Probably because it's open, resume, save game, overwrite, close GTA.
Sure.
I'll try to reopen the whole damn thing.
Okay.
chaos mod all right now it's working wait hold okay way too late holding you
can add so people can use bits I just want to play we don't got all goddamn
night now start resumes right now reset now we'll let me start it we have to
turn this on before I start the game maybe I do it auto starts oh why is the
screen black it's it's not as long as you have that time bar you're good I
think I do all right so now it's gonna use poles that's kind of cool that's
better so that way the channel still be readable that's actually nice because
that's the only thing I don't like about chaos mods there's no chat thanks
strap yeah that's better one stop booby time there's no timer it's I don't think
it's going though it broke why no work we're both wait hold on it's not
counting all right everyone nice I'm
getting upset
Penta's bad fuck yeah I don't know why
it's not working I guess fuck it on
check it okay incredible credible stuff
here at the at the Penta production
team. Ah fuck it, never mind. Trilogy chaos mod. Dream. Huge waste of time. Huge waste
of tea. Turn on and turn it back on. I'm trying. TGA I think it's broken dog. Cause it's not.
It's, hey I think it's broken man. I think it's fucked up. It got broken. Trying to
use the poles broke it yeah cuz start resume is uh is great out start the game then launch chaos mod
hold on you buddy press connect to stream
oh and then okay we figured it out now you should be able to use poles
now let's see if the poles work the bot left me to close it got there we got there
We got there. Now I'm curious if the polls are gonna work.
Why don't you work on this poll?
Chelsea's so loud you can hear.
Can you only hear when I'm talking?
Good.
Oh look at that.
Alright yeah, the poll's so much better.
Holy shit, the poll's so much better.
And you can vote on mobile.
Yeah, that's a lot better.
So much better. Chat readable.
Oh.
actually actually actually just improved my chaos mod experience so much and
it's ruined now this is way better TJ you should have told me that this was
always an option he did how do you guys know he just said he did so we did so
he did we can reach out he did not in chat I'm Matt I'm being gaslit I'm
actually being gaslit no it's my okay it's still in burden all right this is
I'm glad I can read the fucking chat again
There's no fucking way dog how why
This fucking teleport shit is bullshit
It actually this shit is actually bullshit
I'm so far. Oh shit. Yep. You guys actually just died
This ain't cool, but I need to pay for it.
Murders you for being a woman?
I don't care.
I'm actually allowed to say that.
I can say that.
I'm allowed to say that.
Why don't I just go to Big Smoke's house over there and shoot him?
Spin!
What the hell?
Oh, they spinnin'!
Yo!
Yo! They really spinnin'!
I'm a pilot, kinda.
Yeeaaah! I'm gonna take it for a spin!
Heh heh heh.
Let's go.
Alright, chat!
Oh, jeez, okay.
Ah, chat, I'm in an airplane. Why would you fucking teleport me?
That makes a little goddamn sense.
Nice evasive maneuver, Pento.
Thank you, Pento.
I-I-I-I think I'm actually gonna get away from this.
Get in the boat! Get in the B!
Please get it, please.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
There's no- oh god, so much-
I'm considering removing the teleports.
Or do you think is that against the sanctity of chaos mod?
It probably is.
Okay, people are maging. Okay.
Okay.
Anti-chaos for sure. Okay.
Yeah, you know what now now you don't get a taxi because you did that now you don't now you don't get to have a taxi
Why with hours on the clock?
Bro this fucking twitch deal. I think it's gonna get us into like
that that
That's bought some days. I got a pee pee
what did it work did you guys try to 50-50 that's good coordination that's
impressive Jack I'm not even mad I'm just impressed oh what does she mean by
not say whatever I'm doing good sense of humor I know she said she called me a
I feel fat ass!
Oh I want that.
I want that.
I swear to god I want that.
I'm not even kidding either.
Oh, oh!
That's a good song too.
Three-way tie.
That's a pretty good coordination chat.
Dude Ozzy's on it.
What the fuck was that for?
Nice.
Screw you buddy.
Well, you guys can't do one hit game, so I can't stand a car for longer than five fucking seconds, man.
Nice ramp chat.
It was a good try.
No, no, no.
Oh, fuck.
That's me normally.
Oh, bike.
Get fucked, chap.
Cheater.
I forgot a quick pedal actually cheating
I outsmarted you I outsmarted you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm smarter than you. I'm smarter than you
That wait the acid rain does damage to the coat. That's actually fucking stupid ass comp. That's a dumb combination
That's actually such a stupid combination
it's hurting me it's blowing the cars up because it's doing damage to them that's
a stupid ass combo stupid a great stupid sticky putas damn really just hung up
I'm busy I'm on the phone Pat Latinas stinky putas come on say it gobble
god I'll tell you choke disabled one move my key please don't be W it's always
fucking W why Chad didn't want a stunt plane not your best work Chad I'm gonna
be honest a stunt plane would have been cooler nope big crash or real crash real
crash good job job crash the game that's the goal definitely getting to
San Fierro tonight 170 to us to achievements leave me alone you'll get
to judge me buddy am I yeah for sure what's this
years ago was predicted that this man would come save the game
Sleekwick!
Easy
What the fuck is that, man?
What the fuck? How'd I get all the way over here?
He's gotta get over here
No! Okay
Get on
CJ
CJ! CJ. Now this is how I remember the game. Now this is how I remember the game.
PS2 mode. Yep. Good night. Jesus, don't get on that. Hello ma'am. One rap song
better than the last 14 years of trash. 14 years? But he tried like 30 years.
20 years? Like 30 years man. That's a lot of stats. Player alive, true. Nice.
Vehicle count 7. Is that how many vehicles are around me? Oh that's kind of nice.
I don't... what the fuck is this S?
I don't have anything here right? Am I getting debated?
Congress I don't have anything I don't have anything here. Yeah, what the fuck is that? I got you baby
hot dog time
Fuck zero those missions aren't too bad
There is an adult there really not that bad
Is it kidded playing on controller? Yeah, that's it was awful
Vortex vortex
Yeah, I've played that you know a few times is an adult. That's it's not so bad. I damn refer away
Plain time.
Oh wait, no, that's gonna give me a water bubble.
Alright, I'm just gonna drive over there.
Well, kids aren't good at anything, is what it is.
Oh.
Wait, I need one of these.
Wait, helpful chap.
Wait, actual fucking helpful chap.
Come here.
And into game crash.
Huge.
We did it, chap!
Alright.
And we're back.
Need to disable that if it makes it crash.
Yeah.
Is that do you think that's what made a crash last time?
props
punches old lady oh
Shit wait that bitch your hands. No
Just take the highway right? Let's test it chat. No
Okay, where we going?
Nice fake wasting
Good test chat
Good tea. It was fake busted last time. I know
My fingers got like the same shit basically, right?
Snap snakes
Oh nice that doesn't make sense
That makes sense. She's nice
The fuck was that?
What was that? Are they still back there? Oh?
Wait, legendary AK drop. No
No
Yeah, what is up with that?
What's up with that? That's a good point
Come on. Come on. Come on
Also, what's up with gravity?
What if the world starts, what if the earth starts going down?
Ask your stomach.
Get out of my way.
Get the fuck out of my way.
Ow.
Wait, when did I get all this money?
Oh.
I'm rich!
Hell yeah.
You had a million.
Where'd it go?
I don't know.
I feel like the mod, like, makes your money be going up and down and shit.
Oh, this looks cozy.
Looks so nice in here. Just pulled a 1k card. Chelsea got a crazy one earlier, she said.
Yeah, I think the music in GTA V kind of was a little weak. Okay. Pop tires of all vehicles. All
vehicles? You're a little bit trolling. It's good chat, I'm gonna pop you. But that's okay.
GTA IV music was the weakest. Yeah, I agree. No, GTA III was. I think GTA...
GTA 5 has some good music.
There's just so much of it that a lot of it is kind of bad.
It's also like GTA 4 and GTA 5 were first like, they were the first like, modern-
SQUAXE!
BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
I'm glad I just saved there.
Oh, I'm watching the overbire.
What the fuck is this?
Delayed controls.
YO!
$1,300!
Why ma'am? Hello?
What the hell is that?
It's $13,000. Not a hundred. That's awesome.
I think music licensing changed a lot.
Yeah, it's kind of weird how that works, huh?
Well, they ended like renew the licensing
because they tried to like make like
like re-releases and shit. You know what I mean?
They didn't have the licensing anymore, you know?
I don't know.
I guess I'm just gonna run.
Let's send it home.
Oh, it doesn't float away.
Alright, Catalina, let's go.
I think I'm just gonna disable the fucking teleport, because it's...
I like Chaos Mod, but it's legitimately just...
Alright, I guess I'm gonna run back to start this mission.
Oh, I mean, that's all it is, man! That's all it fucking is, dawg!
It's stupid!
That was so fucking dumb.
That was the dumbest one.
Isn't that part of it?
It doesn't have to be though.
I feel like doing the missions,
I think it's more fun trying to do the missions with crazy shit happening than just running to the fucking starting the mission.
That's dumb.
That- that is dumb.
One more bad teleport and I swear to God I'm just-
I swear to God I'm disabled, I guess.
Now look at this shit.
You're so right. Thanks man.
Can I- yeah, you can change the percentage.
I feel that man.
Yeah!
Rewind time!
I've completed two missions. This is one at least have tires now, Denise. Oh
She hates
Why'd I get a wanted star?
Why is there no GTA S-A-R-P?
Oh, buddy.
Oh, you missed out on a whole time.
There is, there is.
I think a lot of Russians still play it.
You know, they can't afford mics and shit.
Let me get a monster truck.
That's rude.
Was it a tech space?
I've heard that there's some voice servers now.
So I'm gonna say they got voice servers now and they have for a few years
Watch this shot huge idea
All right
We're fucking here. Let's go. There's a mountain blade or a piece of this really I
Didn't even know there was multiplayer in that game. Just use a gts a mod on fire
I've seen some people where their games look like that
Where the fuck that thoughts are trouble one this part of the story is kind of weak
Yeah, agreed. I think the Catalina shit is the worst part of the game. Absolutely the worst part of the game.
Oh god his ass!
I'm so sorry, baby. What's that? You so right? Please forgive me, baby
Just just don't fucking shoot me, please
Hold for to a power
Maybe since I'm in a cutscene, baby, but you're so rough baby. I'll take you to rob banks and shit
You know, I'll let you kill anyone you want to kill. Oh, I'm gonna treat you right, baby
Just come on. Just please don't shoot
Oh, how could he not love that face?
Okay, you left Cali to behind sure didn't
Oh my god, oh my god guys wrangler slander. Oh my god
Well like it. Thanks for the five gifted subs
With twitch pepper and anyone that's what's up appreciate that nice fucking try
huge
Yes, sir
I can't do it!
YES SIR!
Fuck yes!
We wanted that.
Burn the chapel with five gifted!
That's a dump.
That was weird.
Yeah, I had to reset this. I had to reset anyways.
One hour left to reset. That didn't do it.
What?