What up?
What up?
What's going on, Chatters?
What the fuck is of Denys?
What the fuck is a plan B?
What the fuck is up? What's up, trap?
Howdy!
How you guys doing?
Get in, get in, enter!
Dang, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in!
I'm getting straight into RP.
So you're gonna want to get in here.
Yeah, enjoy the last few hours of your weekend.
It's Sunday for you.
Well, it's Sunday for me as well.
It's Sunday, which means the end of the weekend for you.
But the beginning for me.
Salt's nice.
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don't forget some
wait don't forget some of us have
oh yeah true oh yeah it's a no kidding
okay
see cash in her app review time for Mexican lunch. So couldn't say no to that. The
leader of the app review time, our app review, dice me, don't miss me. Oh yeah,
else streamer but w husband that's how it is sometimes. So that's okay. But that's fine.
No big deal. How are we doing, chat? How are we doing?
I'm not going to do that.
Love when these sponsors just tell me what the chat message is supposed to say,
because I don't give me a full.
I really want to throw shoes at bones when he's doing a speech in our
when he's doing a speech in our pee.
Chew factory and play to with throwable, throwable shoes.
Could be better. McConnell!
What's wrong, man?
What is going on?
McConnell, look on over at baby.
McConnell, we all love you here.
you know what I mean. We love you McConnell we hope that you're okay, buddy.
You got to come back to us though. Thanks. You got to come back. You got to come back to
R.P. You know. You just got to do it. The city urns for an F.I.B. Eventually.
All right, okay, I'll just have to be patient, I'll be deal.
I'll just be patient.
These are annoying as hell. You redeemed.
Lucky Luciano, you redeemed. You redeemed.
I'm not that big.
to keep popping up. There has to be a way to turn it off.
I think this is all I need to do.
For the sponsor, again, I am sorry, I'm late, but my wife really wanted to get some Mexican food and, you know, she did.
She is the she did except she's done most of the apps
So you know, I don't want to shoot my wife at this point. She's also an employee and you gotta keep you should probably keep both happy
Right
Her invader Vader Vader is number two
I finally get my tour to now
I think we're up to a lot of apps I get.
Let me check.
Can all my employees are deemed for a Mexican lunch?
Yeah. Apple, Apple's had fun yesterday.
W.
W.
Yeah, we're back to fucking $295, we're back to $300 fucking applications.
Other fuck.
Yo, uh, you need juice still.
It's just not going to happen, man.
It's not going to fucking happen there.
I'm telling you, man.
I mean, we can, but I don't know dude.
EU is just such a pain in the ass.
I think REU is still higher than most servers EU.
So that's
That just is what it is, you know
I mean, but here's the thing twitch in general
Doesn't have a lot of views. Dury EU. It's just a EU thing, man
You know
There's just a lot of people on
So looking for some EU people, why not just try to find some night owls and NNA and
add that as a field in the form?
I don't, but because those people don't have jobs typically.
I think investing in EU is good EU fills the server before problem time.
I, but it's an impossible task.
I mean, it's just the nature of EU.
It's, I mean, if I tell you what, man, if we had a full server
before three o'clock my time, I would be fucking shocked.
I would, I would be shocked, man.
There's just not enough.
I just feel like there's just, I don't know, man.
I just feel like there's enough.
Maybe I've never seen a server do it.
No pixel, during three point,
there was no queue during,
I don't think there's a Q-During 3.0 EU on no pixel.
I think we could get 250-ish. That would be crazy.
Oh, no pixel pops off in EU these days. Oh, interesting.
That actually makes a lot of sense because on no pixel, the biggest,
and a streamers were me and uh... chang
and uh... neither of us are
there anymore so i guess that that doesn't make sense
yeah and then and then language it on well lang was all we uh... but it was
always earlier so that makes sense that it's like that now
kick
But I mean, maybe you'll work out.
I would like it too, but I don't know.
I don't know.
But here's the problem.
And I'll tell you what it is, okay?
And I said it during the dev meeting
and I'll tell to you guys,
people will apply for EU and then just play during NA.
And I've seen this happen on like three different
fucking servers, man.
They just will fucking do that, man.
I've seen it happen, so we can slam all these EU apps, but they're just going to
fucking play during an A. Or prior purchases. I guess that's true.
We actually, uh, there's a really funny screenshot. I wanted to show you guys.
I popped up.
God bless this guy. God bless this man. I gotta make fun of him a little bit. This
this is the uh...
this is just formal in a nutshell I think
haha
wow
haha
I could wait seven days.
Okay, maybe three days.
All right, fuck it.
All right, fuck it.
All right, son of a bitch.
Who gives a fuck?
I wanna play it out.
There you go.
That's all that I thought I was wanting.
Why do you buy all three?
This was spread out, I think.
And last this person is just trying to support the server and which place.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
I think, you know, people have been saying that, you know, and of course, obviously, I want to sell more
prior because I want this whole project to be self-sustaining and it is, right now, so that's good.
But I've heard that I've heard bronze level prior is,
it's not that bad of a way.
So that's good.
Of course, that's going to change, of course,
when more people are like, fuck that.
In the green, it's barely,
but it's fine.
Like I said, I said from the beginning, man,
is I can break even on this and be fine.
You know, that's okay with me.
So we're, we're about at that point, but you know, we'll just have to see, obviously with this kind of model, we won't really know for a couple months, but
Grings are red. That's true. That is true. That's a little bit true.
Breaking, breaking even basically instantly is nice. Well, you know, it's been surprising for me because
It feels like, and I suppose this is just how it goes, it feels as if like we started,
I don't want to say weak, maybe like a little weaker, but people weren't as quick
to jump on this server as I thought they would, which is understandable given my track record
with Onix, but it almost feels like it's growing, you know, and people felt it out,
people vibe it out and yeah and now people are like all right let me let me get
in this shit you know what I mean which is good I mean in that and that's good
too you know I almost kind of prefer that honestly come to think of it I almost
kind of prefer people taking a little bit to look at it make sure it's what
they want instead of just like I need to go roleplay with soda pop and right now
Now, get me in there, so it's good, man, it feels more sustainable, it feels more like
a genuine interest rather than I need to go experience the flavor of the month before, you
know, before it's done, right?
So it's good.
I've been, I've been liking the growth.
This week it felt really noticeable, a lot of people checking it out, and people that
are checking, a fucking penguin was playing offline.
You know, see, fool, I hope that's how you pronounce it.
I feel one of those had great things to say.
I wish I would have clipped it.
I absolutely love that a lot of these cops and prodigy are coming over because, you know,
this is people that I haven't gotten a roleplay with before, right?
So I mean, don't get me wrong.
I love the BCSO gang.
I like the BCSO crew, but I like new interactions too, man.
I'm big on that.
I really like new interactions.
I like finding new people to RAP with it.
It's fun.
It's what keeps RP fun for me.
You know.
Hey, hey, we'll prod you has become.
I don't listen.
I'm not going to sit here and shit all over prodigy.
I don't know what in the fuck happened over there.
But everyone coming for prodigy and just being like,
That God, Jesus Christ, it sounds fucking rough because I'll go into chats too, man.
I'll go into chats and even chatters that, you know, even chatters that I would expect
to not be the biggest pentafans and these people that came from Prodigy and their chats,
they're just like, this is great, man. I hate the Prodigy, he's just been constant shootouts,
you know. But anyways,
of the
loss of the prodigy
and see more like competitive pp the NRP
yeah, which were really going to
were not
you know, we're not going to cater to that kind of stuff man.
Um
You know, I mean, it sounds harsh, but like if I run into a gang and I just think that they're just two
shooting too sweaty. I probably will just show them the door, right? Because I really, I
don't want that. I think it just ruins R.P. It just makes things too sweaty. And then everyone
else feels like they need to be sweaty, right? But I really like the way we have right away,
not right away. It depends because you can tell. It really depends. If they show zero potential,
like you can just tell you know what I mean you could just tell would be like a warning
it depends it depends you know what I mean if you can if if it's obvious that they're
just not that this is it man you know what I mean they're not they're not going to do any
R.P. this is just what they're there for yeah then all right I mean why why wait you know
but we have a really not an issue with that so you know what I'm talking about really is it's
It's a non-issue, because we have had any issues like that at all.
So that's been good.
Have you seen the fat fuck who plays human man,
shit lord character?
That's man.
He has Stockholm syndrome, leave him alone.
It's hard to be shooty shooting
because they have to train dude.
I think one of the best things we've actually done
has been bad shooting that you need to train,
because it does make it impossible to instantly,
like you cannot log in and just wipe the cops.
It's not even possible.
You know what I mean?
It's actually not even possible.
You, it, it's good.
And you know, I didn't even realize how great of an idea
it was.
I was thinking about it last night and I was like, wow,
this actually, this encourages the pacing
that people have been wanting for years,
and it doesn't in a way that feels natural.
You know what I mean?
Uh, there was like a hundred rounds on the ground and issued out earlier. Everyone was in a ten feet radius of each other.
I mean, let me show you what this reminds me of.
For those of you that haven't seen the wire, it's, it's Sunday and this is my first the wire clip of the week. So, um, the wire.
Shoot out scene.
That's not very specific.
Window.
Oh, yeah.
So, arched.
I still have a log into your tune.
I don't want to fuck it.
No thanks.
This is what, all right, this is uh, this is gang members on Chase Rp, this is, this
is gang's joining Chase Rp trying to get into a shootout day one when they haven't
trained or shooting.
I'm on a cross by it.
Do you look away?
No, there's no spoilers here.
You could, you could, well, there's really no spoilers.
This is, this is Chase Rp.
Chase Rp.
Professional Gang tries to plan out Chase Rp day one.
There's once, but there's more guys to send me away.
I can't just bother cluffer in the dude.
Not a single person getting hit in this scene by the well.
Plus all my does.
You got it, can you?
Get the fuck out.
Get the fuck out.
Get the fuck out.
That's a good one.
Not a single person hit.
I'm pretty sure that's the one.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Yeah, you're going to let her sit down and say, well, I won't spoil it, but someone does
get hit. Not anyone there's being aimed at though. Well, let's still have a dress
as chap. That's something to remember. I need to, I've watched the wire and the
for the brandos from Penta recommending.
Yeah, you gotta watch the wire.
Got to.
Ah, yeah, words are like bullets.
Now watch it, everyone.
What show was that?
It's the wire.
It's a great, everyone should watch that show.
You were too ADHD for the wire.
Yeah, everyone should try to watch it.
I don't think most people could get through it though, you know what I mean?
Great show. Okay.
I will tell them to say in every language.
Whoa.
It sounds like something that would be on landman.
Okay. What else happened? That would happen. I'd be going through the suggestion threads.
And I, man, I am, I, I, I got to tell you, man, I, I really think, you know, I'm realizing
more and more just how horrible it is to listen to your community. I mean, I think listen,
but take it with the grain of salt because there are some good suggestions. Is there has there been a decent one?
Yeah, like this is a good one. Server hot key taxi radio. This really isn't a bad suggestion.
It's not that bad. Border closed open signs. This is a good suggestion. We need an app. There are some good ones.
they do need to be harder to to take off.
Um, this, these, these, these are good, these are good suggestions.
But then there was this guy, um, who wants more petty crime.
And his suggestions were to smash and grab for cars, rob mailboxes, and being able to find random
loot in garbage cans.
So, you know, the best petty crime is looking in garbage cans.
99 people, not 99 people actually don't stir boy yeah and I you know this whole thread just really like I said I really
truthfully just wish I could put these people in a machine and just erase everything and then he
Oh, he linked this video.
Smash grab, this is ESX, QB, QB core, let's see what he wants.
So he just wants to loot cars and hit E.
So, any aspiring game devs out there, because essentially that's what we've done, where we're creating game, I'm just going to say this right now, do not listen to your community.
I swear to God, they actually don't know what they want.
95% of these people legitimately have no idea what they want out of a game.
Just don't, you will, you will fuck your game up.
If you, if you are a game dev and if you are actively listening to your community and putting things in the game that they want, you are going to fuck your game up.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now, don't fucking do it. Just close the discord, close Reddit.
Just whatever your, you know, because I think the biggest problem is that a lot of people have an idea of what they think RPE is and I don't think it always aligns, right?
So if we start adding shit like this for what someone's idea of a server might be it's it's not gonna be ours
We certainly don't want I mean this is just a rolling loop box
Someone will do this once and never again. Yeah, this what does this do for our idea does nothing?
All right
Alert NPCs
You can, but you can already essentially do this. It's just a package on a doorstep.
You know what I mean?
I just, I hate the hit-e-shit, man. If that's our goal is to replace every hit-e mechanic that we have on the server with just something. I fucking hate that shit.
This shit is just so ass
Jesus
Dude if you're gonna shoot out my window for a fucking back up just fucking give it to you man
Jesus fucking shit
Holy shit to take the fucking back back back you want my when you want my gym clothes all right here you go mother fucker god damn
They have my gym clothes
It's actually in my clothes I change it to when I get done with the artist.
Alright, so this got 9 people were like, yeah, looks good.
I'm just like, what in the fuck?
All right, without matter it's a bit of a grind at the moment,
trying to move up the house or memories.
This is intentional, this is intentional.
We don't want people to immediately, like, be doing the best.
It's been, it has not been three weeks.
It has not been three weeks.
Holy fucking speed runners, get me to, get me to the highest
right now. Get me to the highest highest. I need to be at the highest fucking
highest now. Good fucking lord man. Not sure if it's a petty crime option, but
I would love to rip ATMs out of walls. Oh my god, just dude, there's so many
other servers that have this man. I don't just think there's servers that have that, man.
We got a fucking server where you can, can murder someone with a wall full. There's a whole
fucking entire border around a separate country and you can battle dogs.
Yeah, I want to be able to rip an ATM out of a wall.
What in the fuck?
I will say with how many other options have been discovered it's just a matter of discovery. Yes. Yes, no RP. Go RP.
But more options are readily available. Definitely wouldn't hurt. Yes, it would hurt. It would hurt because then people will just do that for 12 hours a day.
He will, people just do that for 12 hours a day, man.
Since when is stealing an ATM petty crime?
Feels lackluster. I asked him what it meant.
When I started, when I started at it, it felt lackluster on the petty side.
That was just shy of a week ago. It might not be a popular opinion, but it's how I felt.
for a while and sure I could have explored longer but what I did find felt repetitive is all.
Yeah man so basically I did this thing for six hours straight and it felt repetitive.
Why did this thing I've spent all day doing feel repetitive?
I think you should take the opinion seriously. No, man, because so RP mechanics are only fun in my opinion when RPs involved. It's not so it the shit the mechanics aren't supposed to be fun to do on your own.
You know what I mean? That's the whole point. This shit it's not supposed to be fun to do in a single player environment.
you know it's of course it's got a fucking feel boring we did it's not
designed for a single player game or a single player experience
right that's all point
there's more crime out there just got to look around and ask around it took me
to find stuff but it's definitely changed the way I do petty crime look
look at mind opened mind brother he's ascending okay there's hope for this guy he's ascending
he's actually ascending okay good his mind is opening yes
champ that's me I have ascended just yes dude like and then this is kind of just what I'm
thinking man like if you if you're gonna fucking sit here and make a fucking post and you're
like, yeah, I wish I could find random loot in a garbage can. I don't think you're gonna
like this server. You know what I mean? I just, I really, I don't think you're gonna like
it at all, man. Um, which I guess is good, because maybe they will just get bored of me,
right? I guess that's ideal, but dumpster guns. Ugh.
Not every server is made for everyone to enjoy. That's what I said. I said, I could think of five things off top of my head. You can do in terms of petty crime, but just take some discovery and creativity.
I'm not interested in adding click on mailbox to receive money mechanics. If you want that, there's a million servers for you, Chase. Might not be your home.
Which I think is fair.
I don't know. I think that's fair. That's what I said to this guy.
Well, it might not, and you make ashtray lootables for aid cigarettes.
Now that's a good city.
Now hold on.
This is a little harsh.
Is this concerned, rolling?
This is harsh.
I feel like this is just blunt.
American soft? Is this, is this, is this concerned, drawing or are there? I mean, I feel like this is just blunt.
The, I want to say it's harsh. It's just, it's just kind of blunt.
Yeah.
Smoke weed every day.
This is a correct and honest response to give that guy.
Yeah, I wasn't like, get the fuck outta here!
I'll kill you! I'll fucking kill you! Get out of my home!
I'll fucking murder you!
And now that's harsh.
Get the fuck out of my shit!
I don't want you here!
This dude clearly hasn't been enjoying his time. There's nothing wrong with minding him. He can move on.
Yeah, I mean, I think if like,
And maybe this might be harsh to say, but I think if your suggestion is going to be add five new mechanics in the server, brother, I have been our being, probably since you were in grade school, right?
I have been doing this probably since before you were even in middle school, right?
So there is no suggestion, there's no mechanic you can tell me that I'm not already aware of. All of this didn't get added intentionally, right?
uh... but there's a million servers that have it
you know what i mean so just go
just go play on those servers you know what i mean
which i think is fine but if but if there's gonna be people to just sit here and they
make a suggestion that's like add these five
fucking cubic or mechanics
i mean my response is probably going to be i don't do you like do you want to play here
is this where you want to play right i don't know
is the vision for chase RP explained it or non viewers don't know it. I don't
it's it's not like that you just need to fucking experience it man. I'm not going to sit here
because here's the thing the people that get it get it. Space Boy GM or space Boy has a clip
where he was like, all right, I instantly get this. This makes sense to me. You know what I mean?
People that get it get it. If they don't they don't. And it's really not simple.
All right.
Um.
Our piece of vision.
Yeah, I mean, I think that's it.
The whole, the whole point, everything in the server is made with the idea of what does this do for role play, right?
That's the first.
Whenever we're sitting there and we're brainstorming with mechanics, the first thing we think of is what does this do for our
or RP and if the answer is nothing, then it doesn't get added.
You know what I mean?
Then it's as simple as that, right?
Then it just doesn't get added.
Soul mechanics can take away from our P. They absolutely do.
And there's things that you can, but also, you know, everything is still accessible where
you can do it solo, it's possible.
I think that's where this is fucking some people up,
where it's possible to do it so low,
but you're probably gonna have a bad time.
You know what I mean?
Like you're probably gonna get fucked.
It's possible.
You can do it.
You're gonna be harder.
If you put into group app and forced everyone to group,
this guy wouldn't have made the ticket.
and
you know that's what we talked about a man I fucking hate group apps I also I hate
forcing people to R. P. one way that's my biggest thing I absolutely I fucking
despise that you know
I fucking hate that shit
it should it should be it should be as open as possible where anything
can be done in multiple ways right
you can you could approach things differently I think that's what's fun
You know, got a head looking for group looking for group British very good with knife.
Yeah, I know. Well, no, no, no, that's what I'm saying matters. Yeah, that's no, you're you're spot on.
Most, uh, most servers do have gang apps and stuff and you're you're right. So that's the thing is this guy
This guy might be the best role player in the world.
He's just used to fucking five M Slop.
You know, he could be a god.
See, post for character creation.
This is a good suggestion.
Um, vacuum emo, okay, that's a good suggestion.
Lawyer phone line.
That's also a good suggestion.
Although, I think that, I mean, the yellow page is just kind of solve this, right?
I don't know, you know?
Can we get an exposing ball sack amount?
Yes, we can.
Put in the suggestion.
Bigger player count.
Make it bigger.
Just to increase the player.
Just to increase the player.
Just this fucking do it.
Just to increase the player go.
Why not just do it?
Just do it.
Just just fucking do it man.
Just increase the player count.
Oh, playtime counter.
Oh.
Playtime counter.
Oh, playtime.
Okay, that's a great idea.
What is that?
Is there a playtime on the website?
Can the website please display our hours in the server?
Oh, I'm going to thumbs down this.
because we don't want people to be aware of how much time they're wasting.
Thank you.
Yeah, we don't.
Good idea we hate it.
Now we don't want people to be aware of, let's take that away.
We don't want people to be aware of how much time they're wasting on the server.
So, the road's break faster, this is when it was broken.
I've just closed this.
Lars wants his gabel.
Scuff him pound. They got the character animizer.
They got out of it.
Paper, I think there is paper.
I swear to god there's paper.
I swear to god that's in the server.
Get in.
Anyways.
Anyhow, he got's up to him.
Jürgen it, jerking my penis, jerking my dick off, why the fuck?
jerking my fat cock, what the fuck?
Why?
Is that what we're on say on this?
Straight up open up.
A Serp is your home. It's lesser a grinder. You probably aren't going to like it.
I'm so hooked on our pee that I noticed it was 7am and needed to log off because I was on to it.
I think we should go Korean MMO style and make people pay per hour.
is what they did
Apparently this video's good
I quit.
You haven't watched it yet.
The LSPD. Why? Why?
To become a cadet in the BCSL.
All right, there oh yeah, that was good.
You said the B word, yeah, I'm gonna say the end word for essentially the one.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is.
I can't even explain what it's saying over this.
She has long driven when she held hands, she's dead.
I'm like drugs, but like stopping drugs, I like drugs.
Why did you get friend all the fucking time?
You're British, you should get used to it.
They have just been the big ones.
Can I speak?
I guess openly, freely, frankly.
I've never been that big.
All right, well, you know that.
We don't know, no one was really ahead of its time, huh?
I wrote, all right, up in the mountains, apparently, today,
the 20 seconds when they think the world's gonna end.
So, I just be out on this level, all right.
Nothing we haven't dealt with before.
We're going to need all the onions on deck for this, all right?
all right, everyone's going to need to be on the right games. And let's just make sure
you know we just protect each other's backs up there, all right.
There, I'm just going to go a roll crawl real quick and then we'll get out there.
Okay, Valentine. Yep, that's me.
All right, let's get to it.
Oh wait, I have to play Wrangler today in Fireham.
What if we did that shit again?
I would love to kill you legally.
If I could tie him to the pound, strap it down on all of them.
What you do? Hasn't? Hasn't played once.
Logged on to get hired hasn't played.
GG.
The implore ride.
GGP, sorry.
GGP, sorry.
I stopped something.
I would.
But I can't do that.
She's pregnant.
She's fucking barely pregnant.
Sadly.
Unfortunately.
So the closest that I can do is send you to jail.
With B5 bit chunks of your life go away.
And hopefully, you'll be able to loan enough that you just died one day.
That's all I can do.
But hey, you don't like me, then.
I don't like criminals.
I think anybody that bottle of booboo should just give me the
their money because I swear to God I can spend it better.
Alright, and I don't like to say that kind of stuff a lot, but if you bottle a
booboo, just give me your fucking money, I will spend it better than you will.
I promise.
Pinball, that's actually spending it better than a looboo booboo.
It actually is.
I got nothing but time, nothing, you're not wasting anything of mine, man.
I don't give a fuck at all.
You want to say that shit dick, yummy, shit dick!
Goodman card, didn't know himself.
Hey, you're about to suck a buddy.
Yes.
Make him suck it too.
Yes, do that now.
Hey, I'm tired.
You're like this.
You're like this.
The friends.
Fuck you.
Francis driving.
So, you know what that means?
Right.
What does that mean?
Exactly.
What does that mean?
Well, what do we do Tom?
I'm going to receive the lefteak, Tom.
Oh, oh, oh.
On most pieces.
You could have me fucked up.
Listen, no, no, no, no, no.
It's really nice.
I'm Spanish.
Listen, guys.
I'm driving, but I'm being very good when Almas received you.
Okay? We're doing good.
And actually, I might do something that the director cannot fucking
deal.
fucking constant driver the same fucking time.
Right, Salman and last egg and last ball of word.
Okay, we are, uh,
they're fluttering.
I'm wrangling.
I can't believe they need to be.
They are gone.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, Jesus.
Your mother,
was a woman with a lot to your eye, but
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, yes.
Beautiful boat, how old.
Okay, uh-huh, I don't know what his mom's behold looks
Good job guys. Great take down Rachel
and
the
j's rp's your home, there's no other server. This is it. This is actually it.
It fits doesn't work out. I'm done. I think most people are. But it is. It's working out.
But it's working out.
But it's working out.
Flip time and get in there. I want to get in there and play dick crusher.
Human man
Hey, Penta, that guy you rated last night was very good.
He's poised to start the first construction union and has an excellent New Jersey accent.
And was overall very grateful and funny.
Really good chase RPM member.
Yeah, I heard that all the follow's fucking fried is OBS.
Oops.
Human man and fire ham.
Human Man and Defire M.
Human Man Fire Ham.
Wrangler all day fire everyone.
Let's post a man up to.
I'll real quick get on to human man and see if there's any.
I think jerk mate should be British.
It makes sense, boys.
I just went from 20th and Q to 40th.
Been in Q for two hours already. What happened?
So what's your prior package level?
Yeah.
Zero.
Okay.
Keep hanging in there, pal.
Be alright.
Hang in there, buddy.
You probably you probably wanted to queue up at a seven a.m. though.
Oh yeah, you can play you.
No!
Now I got to figure out where to get out of here.
Is it possible to just get it?
I mean, yeah, I don't know, there's a you even want to play a you.
We had a menu.
Should I actually do that, do you think?
I mean, it's basically power game in the menu.
I power game myself. I was in here because of power gaming. I did the power game.
It was me. I did it. He thinks he can no clip out. I bet you I could. If I wanted to.
It's one another body in there. Yeah, I did this one, too.
I'm fucking suckin' here.
Wait.
Holy shit, I'm stuck in a prison.
Wait a minute.
Wait.
What?
What the hell?
Get me out of here, man.
Hold on.
It's...
What can I ask, dude?
Great human man, Sosh.
I think I can just get out of here, but...
What the fuck is happening?
Jesus Christ, I'm not gonna survive this.
The fuck is happening to me. Oh my God.
Okay.
Maybe if I like, uh, work my mate.
Jerk mate, the gay British dating app.
I'm such a fucking goddamn.
That's a 15k hour dive.
No way.
Yeah.
I got to be careful though.
Why am I fucking jerking?
You're jerking me right now, Mike.
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah?
Ah, it burns.
Oh, it burns.
Oh, it burns.
Oh, it burns.
I
All right, what's the but because I don't want to die here
So
I'll play if I
Shit
I
Fuckin
I bet you I could get out of here
to
chat i bet i bet you i can stay
person
chat what if we out of mechanic to the server where you can find material and dumpsters and then you can make a grenade in your kitchen
But that.
Yeah.
Yes.
Car bombs.
Here's the thing.
We're going to add bombs to the server that you can arm and stuff.
But you have to actually arm it yourself.
I'm fucking up, it's gonna blow you up.
Ha ha ha.
If you, you're gonna blow up, you know what I mean?
You gotta be good at that.
What about mines you can put in pot holes?
Uh, what if you bend over and I put a penis in a pot head?
Yo, Ted Zilla.
Hey, uh, do you want to happen to have a daughter, would you?
Or a wife?
It's dead.
Maybe a sister
Jesus, man. Wides!
Wides, man!
I just lost a sum. What the ff?
Oh, it's, oh titsilla. I only have brothers. I'm afraid.
10
Yo, Tidzilla you played on the server you up
You think
We need lots more people in you
Apparently what's what's he you been out?
100? That's really not bad. 50 is 60. Okay, it's going down. 70 to 100. A hundred plus.
That's been one one person
We'll try to but I people I'll get DMs at like seven a.m. my time and people are like yeah the server slow
I'm like Jesus
a
fucking early man
only one mount you
eupentus dreams no I do not want to talk to you people
now man absolutely not
No, no. I'd rather just sleep.
That's Vader's.
I got who do I got? I got mothers. I got moons. That's it, man.
I just want to talk to them.
I need one EU Penta string at least.
All right, 15 K subs. I will get on during EU time on Wednesday.
I'm going for that fucking data game.
I'm getting unbusting the fuck out of here. This is now my goal.
I'm going to call and say I need to be put back in I'm busing out of the police
Yeah, maybe I'll bus out of prison go to another house put another body in there and be like
to the key.
I can put a dick inside of me, dude.
Death?
We are this.
Oh
That's the open
Fuck me. Fuck me
Oh my god. Oh my god
You'll back for help
They're all that way, man.
That wall on this looks promising.
They're gonna do this already.
He got on this one.
Oh, what is this obvious, now?
Okay, new check.
I'm bossing out of this bitch
I swear I started out I'm I'm
Boston out of prison
You won't be able to go anywhere
Really what if I strapped you to a chair and
Play with your nipples would you be able to go anywhere?
Not quite.
Want to tell a poor you back like you did on Michael Light?
It's not supposed to.
If it's like that, then I'm gonna, you're gonna start hearing me tell you.
Fucking shit.
Oh.
I
Can I hear
These locked are dead. I bet you we did it do that. Yeah, yes
Let's go rushing a four months server
Let's fuck and go.
Okay.
Testing and broad easy.
It just...
Guys...
He in on a GP...
You've had...
Oh, this is nice.
Well, the devs put up a picture on me.
On their wall next to their...
You gotta like, do it for her.
That's so nice.
Why am I dressed like that?
That's so nice.
That's so nice.
That's JD Vance.
That's not what fucking JD Vance even looks like at all.
That reminds me of Tony Sprano in the horse.
Not a cold.
I never once claimed this wasn't a cold.
I think you're looking, is that a lost OTTK viewer?
I never once claimed this wasn't a cold.
In fact, what's wrong with Colts, man?
They want things wrong about Colts.
Like just in general, not specific Colts.
It's cozy.
Do you know how hard it is to make friends pasture thirties?
Dying?
That's not every Colt.
A fucking few Colts do that in all of a sudden, you know what I mean?
Suicide?
That's not all Colts.
colds, those are death cults, that's different. Some cults just like hang out and play like
mock around stuff. You know, bingo. Not all colds, Penta. Well, I mean, people are like,
Oh, like not every, you know, not every Muslim is a suicide bomber, which is true, by the way.
And I think you can apply the same thing to Coltsman, not every Colt is a death suicide call, you know?
That's true. Yeah.
Yikes. What the fuck? Why am I being yikes?
Ever religion starts as a call. That's what I'm saying then. So basically, you know,
what I'm trying to say here is if you buy gold prior right now for Chase RP, you
could be written down in a book. You know what I mean? And 3,000 years from now,
Someone could be talking about how you actually spoke to me in shit
You know
You want to get on the ground floor of this guys
I was here
Nope, now let me get the fuck out of prison
You spoke with God Emperor
Religion is the definition of a call, will you share?
And character syndrome, E? I literally, you are the man character of your life. What in the fuck?
That's actually true.
and
I don't know about that. Not quite
You should be you should be number one
The fuck is wrong with you people
You should be your highest power
That's just that's just good to feel like that
Yeah, all right, I'm getting the egg right now
This feels achy
the
uh... i have a question are zoomers the their confidence is just fucking
new right
i think is what's going on i feel like
i feel like every generation just gets less and less confident
the point we're like having fun in public is considered cringe
Doomers' confidence depends on social media comments. Oh my God.
Gotcha. That sounds exhausting.
Oh, they watch 22nd videos and idolized people that aren't themselves.
Oh, shit.
This isn't Zoomers, your chat is full of doomer millennials. Hey.
How dare you come in here and say things that are true?
you know that deserves a band
out there you fucking go in here and speak the truth like that you might get banned for that money
you fucking be so shit
you're obviously is you're obviously is the owner is what's actually out there
I'm a little bit older than that. Gen X?
Oof.
It's a rough generation.
Gen X here.
You guys have the right idea, but as somewhere along the line, you guys fucked it all up.
I don't know what. What the fuck did I-
I need everyone to put that on their wall, I need all the devs to put, I need all the devs
to put this on your wall.
Every dev, I need this on your, this is now overclarement to be a part of server, if you want
to work for, and I'm going to need proof.
You can just print it out, I'd prefer you frame it, actually.
You can buy a cheap friend.
Buy you guys printer ink.
There's no way you have a printer.
In 2026, just I print everything off at just like fucking UPS or FedEx.
You do?
What?
It's such a...
Dog the once every two years. I need to print something cost forty cents that FedEx
You got to help me
You got to help name please I'm fucking stuck in here
I know who yeah, I got sent in here for no reason
Yeah, it's bad.
You want to pay for an endowment one?
Really?
Yeah, I would pick you out, but I don't know that.
What's your name?
It's copy.
How long are you in here for?
35.
Can you go find a lawyer and just bring them to me?
because I didn't fucking do anything. They just sent me a mirror.
I don't want to be a phone.
Okay. I'll go to the pay for what I'm gonna call 911.
Okay, so I want to have.
Okay, thank you.
I found people smaller phones and.
Typical streamer comparing his needs to the working guys.
Do you need a printer for?
What working class needs a printer?
to print for what what the fuck do you need teacher there's you what the fuck you
there's a whole school do you there's not the printers at the school
preoffices a pencil
brother of all
Well, this isn't an out-of-touch-pentable moment.
What the fuck do you need a printer for?
Practically, everyone.
You're telling me everyone needs a printer.
All right, is you what packer in the fuck...
What the fuck is happening right now?
Who's in my chat?
What in the hell is going on?
Yeah, he's featured.
What in the fuck is going on, man?
I have a printer for the scanner, I mean that, what do you, I mean, what do you need a scanner for?
I'm gonna paint dick, what the hell?
How am I gonna print the dick I made in paint? At the library!
You can do it for five sets of print!
That didn't be cool if he collected printers and served pinballs.
That's fucking sounds stupid.
Printers are fucking awful.
9-1-1. Oh, this is what people are then doing.
Hello, hello, I'm in prison for no reason, please send someone, I woke up on a heart.
I did not agree to this.
Okay.
I need to print documents so I can live.
Just like what this, I got set, what, what working class job requires a printer.
is a printer is it I guess for like for like court stuff for like DUIs and child support maybe
is that what you mean by working class insurance doctors doctors is not a work
and
a working class doctor
i use my regularly for aircraft inspections
what the how is that a word what the
what he there's a lot to unpack what he what he talk who's aircraft
He hordes.
I thought fuck are you talking about?
They work.
You're telling me the motherfuckers at the airport
are printing off the inspections before they come and tell me,
yeah, the display is good to go.
They're at home. They're printing off the inspection sheets themselves.
There's that's not true.
There is zero percent chance that's true.
Pictures, they're printing off pictures of what the plane looks like or what it's supposed to look like so they can compare.
Ah, yeah, this looks like so.
Yeah, that's a plane, okay.
That's right.
Hello.
the
others announcement
you may only already have inside the actual building of plan B
yeah we're gonna have we should just put that announcement on a time for every two weeks
you wouldn't believe how many people we've told that the parking lot doesn't count
I'll give you a hint on enough to warn an announcement right now
Yeah
Sounds about right now
We need property of parking lot property lines. Oh, brother. Don't fucking get me started
Oh, brother
It's easier to explain to the parking lot.
I kind of do want to see people get ran over with cars.
But the problem, the invader, the problem is if we extended the parking lot,
then people will fucking start sniping each other from the other side of the road.
It just did.
It'll just be never ending.
Is that a problem?
Okay, so you guys just want a VDM server.
Okay.
VDM RDM RP.
RDM RP.
Free brand.
I am suck in the void in Cus in a cop car.
I am suck in prison.
I am stuck in prison.
Mods Ben Fillmore in appropriate use of OC.
Yeah, Ben, I got it.
can't do that. No one cares about you. How many fucking times do I have to remind
you people? No one has ever cared about you and your entire fucking life. Each ship
bastards. Also happy birthday. Yeah, 40 out. Yeah, I am going to get banned for my
hospital video. I'm starting when this three months today. So I won't be able to be alive
on Monday and Tuesday because the admins did decide I need to get banned. So, you know what I mean?
That's just, it's, it's, it's not fair. Yeah, that's fair. I'm lucky. Yeah. Does this work? Does this thing work?
look. This actually might not work.
Got to help me out of here.
Hello, the Colonel. Hello, sir.
sir
it's
punishment should be playing you hours Monday and Tuesday. Oh, you'd have a grumpy penta
you're going to make me coming to work on my fucking day off.
very you
hey all glory to God. Thank you so much for the red man. I appreciate it.
How old are you?
Think about the overtime, I'll do it
Things alright, let's get some gifted subs roll and I'll all consider it
It smells all day.
Now the problem is Europeans don't believe in tipping.
That's why I don't stream during those hours.
If they did I would.
They fucking hate it.
They brag about how much they don't do it.
It's a part of their culture.
They fucking hate tipping.
and
I live off tips
and employees on your employee
and how I make my money I don't run any ads in here
I run the bare minimum amount.
Yes, Ice Badge, Messer 5.
Plucy, Platina, Platina.
Bat, Platina.
I'll give you a tip.
I'll think the 9-1-1 works. You should run ads if you a broke boy just say that. I don't want to, though,
Because I care about your viewing experience.
Tipping culture is dog shit.
It used to be better.
It's getting worse though, with the tablets that made it worse.
Like way worse.
You know what I do though?
This is what I've been doing.
So whenever I'm at a, like I was getting bobbled with the other day, this is a really good tip for you guys.
You have this one for free.
So, when I was getting bobbled with the other day, you know, took my order, said, here's your total, whatever.
Like, okay, the tablet's just gonna ask you some questions.
All right, here's what you do.
hit the highest percentage
is they wait a little bit hit it and then they'll turn around to start making your drink
But but don't confirm yet hit it don't confirm when they turn around start making the drink that's when you switch it to no tip
right
Yeah, so why that's not lying. That's that could just be changing your mind
And they won't they they're not even gonna notice man
is I don't think that all that goes to them because no way it does. You know, you know, God damn well the tabler companies getting to cut of that shit
You know
Just like no tip in front of them
Yeah
I'd rather just lie. Personally I'm more comfortable though. Hold on. Wait a minute, I'm about to get out here.
I'll fuck those people now.
Help! Help me!
Make them all with $100!
$100 tip, thank you!
Yeah, I'm busing out of here.
I'm getting the fuck out.
Makemo, thank you for 100 bucks.
Huge, this is for you.
I'm getting the fuck out of this bitch.
Wait, I actually might fucking make it.
Makemo, this one's for you.
Oh my god, what in the fuck?
I...
I swear to god I thought it was on the other side.
Okay, I know how to get out now.
Okay, but now I know how to get out.
But now I know, trial and error.
Please just heal yourself.
Okay.
That's when you go suck my penis chat.
There we go.
make about one hundred gifted dollars.
Thank you man.
Thank you guys don't forget the you are when you donate here
one hundred percent of the proceeds goes to a uh... cancer
survivor foundation so uh... think about that
very important in your doing here
that's not true paypal takes them
It said proceeds.
We will fucking, we'll post the ass.
We're a little post the ass, aren't you?
Let's be a big foundation because, fat, thank you.
That's what I wanted to hear.
I love being reminded about my way.
That's so fucking funny, dude.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
It's a disability, I have.
I love being reminded about my disability.
you are so buff and handsome this used to be a Dark Souls 3 stream yeah I think I'm
going to start playing that offline so that's a joke or when would I have the time to stream
it
Right now, people don't want to watch the R&C boot it up.
All right, boot it up, Shabby.
This used to be a smoke, new ports on Keymostream.
I never want smoke to cigarette while going through cancer treatment.
I'm pretty sure.
Chaffee's AFK. God dammit. I did smoke weed though a lot. That was cool man.
I missed those chill key most dreams. Yeah, thank you.
So, let's see, in the span of minute we got pet to your fat, pet to remember when you had cancer, what else?
Anyone else? What else do we got? One ball, revive yourself. I don't think I can stream anymore today, guys, I'm sad now.
I can't scream it.
Chat is fucking bummed down.
Not gonna happen.
I feel like the vibes have just been ruined.
You know, just all fucked up.
I mean.
It's all fucking sad now.
I
Okay, I think I can keep you old on
I wrote five gifted sons. Okay, all right, I'm feeling pretty good about today's stream
He likes to make people. Thank you so much
Is another cancer survivor I support you grinder
Thank you you're not subdo so I guess that's just thoughts and prayers
Um, okay. Thanks for the support.
Thank you for watching. That is supporting me. I appreciate that. Thank you so much.
You're ready.
Thank you so much for the time gifted.
Lise B. J.
That's all right.
Lise J. B.
Sorry.
I am dyslexic.
Lise J. B. Thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Podcast running long lock it in.
Mods. I don't want to read that should.
Can you just fucking bend that guy?
I don't want to get that.
I'm having a good time, man.
I
Here we go remember that time you have the highest type train record in the house
All right, I'm banned that person
All right, Chris warn him Chris Tagam and make him say sorry
there we go, chat I'd love to gamble on this next attempt
I'll call your mom and apologize or
There we go.
Oh wait I think there were people at the gate.
Maybe I should just one talk to this.
No this is the one I'm feeling it.
We're getting out of here.
I'm actually going to get out of here.
Okay.
I had been in Jerry's last week, Chad, and I have to report that tonight doe does not taste as good as it used to be.
I don't know what happened.
I think they've fucking changed it.
The what the tonight doe?
Ben left.
Oh.
Don't when ice cream has never been good. You're a fucking idiot.
You know that? And I bet you I'm not the first person that's ever said that to you.
And I'm not going to be the last.
No one ice cream is very good
That's the best ice cream. Yeah, it's up there. I'm not gonna say the best, but it's certainly up there
You're not a first time chatter on this dog
Real belief. It's all you have to do sometimes
Okay, but look at how close I am, though, so I need four health to do this.
kind of escaped? One revive away. I'm not going to do that dude.
Yeah, if I had a friend, that's true.
one
oh shit
is that you don't know what's going on, yikes
yes, ever wonder what it'd be like if you were born, the one else
like a hot Chinese lesbian
and
Jackie Chan's daughter
you know the nice name the nice part about being named Jackie is that
you can name your kid after you regardless of what gender they end up being
Which I've always saw that's pretty nice.
Your dad's name is Jackie.
Really? You think he's ever jerked off a dude?
And that's how he got his nickname.
You should, you should, you send them a text.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Oh, you think it's because the name is Jack.
Oh, oh, I see.
My name is Jack.
Jack off hand. No, it's not.
All right, maybe if I hit E now, it'll send me to the hospital in Los Santos.
and this is all really good bug testing they got I'm doing this kind of stuff and not
some of that actually might abuse it you know
Yeah, they got it to me doing it.
I'm a delivery for the god Emperor.
And really don't want to click an X-Lank. You guys still use this shit?
Poor tech trooper.
Well hold on a sec. Maybe X is not about it.
It's a pounder only fat you know this could actually be kind of a new driver
You know this could be bad though because if you drive this and there's like a skinny check that you actually
This says fat hop play you know wait what kind of bar is this?
this.
Fat hot play.
Okay, I got to go. Oh, it's in Texas too. This is Houston, I guarantee it.
I will bet my life savings, this is Houston.
I know it is.
San Antonio. Ow!
Baby, I just lost our savings.
Maybe the savings are gone
Just some good old boys
I have a question chat if you
The weight of this situation is especially taxing if you drive the general lead like is it okay to drive the general lead?
right now or is that fucked up yes okay now why not as a confederate flag on the roof
but I just think it's a cool looking tower
on your intentions. Without the flag, it's fine. It's not the general either.
You got to help me out. So I need you to get out of here and please alert the cops or anyone
a lawyer that there's a man wrongfully imprisoned me. You're a wrongfully imprisoned. I woke up on a
I don't know what happened I'm going to be honest, but I woke up on a hunt I actually don't know what happened. I'll be allowed. Yeah, she's lovely. Yeah, either of you are fine. Just please come back to the lawyer or cop. There's a man in this prison that does not belong. I don't belong here with you animals
Don't say I can move. I don't belong here
Okay, please. There's a man wrongfully in prison me
You have to help me please. I don't belong here. Help please
Please please please will you please? I'm first of all do you stop screaming like you're not a fucking scared
I'm not a lunatic. I'm afraid
You know I'm staying are you I don't belong in this fucked up place
by you in a stomach
I don't the stuff
You rub this still, didn't you?
Yeah, then beat two cups.
Then you beat two cups.
I woke up on a hut. Please, you have to help me.
You're welcome.
Just please.
Just please.
Okay.
Could you just please do this for me?
Yeah, no, I will.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
alert to lawyer you don't have to bring them here, to sold those a man in this prison that
does what. Oh yeah, no, I've got to do it on you. Oh, no, no, no, it's not a little, no,
good aggressive. Oh, okay. That's not sarcastic. Oh, they stab it. Can you face off? I'll do it.
You will, you. You will. You will. All the way, it's just like you. I need to, you won't do
nothing in you will kind of fucked up system is this that a innocent man can just be put in here
For to rock forever
You know what I mean
No, I'm not in five, so I'll call. Thank you. Thank you, savvy. You're a good woman
Don't look at me. I'm just not doing it for you, but you know what? Fuck you both. I'll
Okay, make character man, huh?
One some people
Right, hey, but I want you
When you get out of prison, can bomb once he's too back.
That's right.
Well, let's, let's, you, you give me out of here and we'll work on that.
Yes.
Hey, when you get out of prison, once you wash your dick, shit dick.
You hear me shit dick?
But, please.
You ain't got my clean dick foaming.
But, really, my grandma did.
That's okay, nice.
My grandmother cleaned her shitty dick.
That's good.
That's good for her.
That's good for her.
That's good for her to help them mentally challenge.
That's a noble thing to do.
That ain't mentally okay.
That's good.
That's good.
Did she would do that?
My name's No.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not Chinese.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not Chinese.
I'm in this place, and I'm not supposed to be.
No, don't say that.
That guy's crazy.
I'm in a set.
I won't go up on it.
We need to do a challenge.
So we need to just use innocence.
Because you'll say, you know, innocence.
I'm in a set.
They put me in here for first degree murder.
I don't even know what that means.
Well, are you in a sense?
I'm in a set.
I'm in a set.
I'm in a set.
They put me in here for first degree murder.
I don't even know what that means.
What?
Are you in a sense?
I think you mean innocent.
Well, yeah, is the innocence?
What did you do? Why are you in here?
Uh, I know that you him.
Uh, yeah, you were not in the innocent.
Oh, I can't hear that.
Oh, hell, what did you hear?
Oh, what did you hear?
Fuck you, pal.
We're just all talking.
You're all talking.
You're all talking.
You're all talking.
You're all talking.
You're all talking.
You know what?
You know what?
Let's
I will come
Don't come don't follow us
I will come
Don't do that to prison
You know what actually come on everybody everyone follow me. I know how to break out here
Okay
You guys just want to break out
Oh my gosh
Yeah, but the breaking out is an experience
It's a little real of it
You know what you should have done
Oh yeah
Come on follow me
We're breaking out
We can all do it together. Come on. Yeah, let's come out come on. I figured it out
Server owners that we can
Well, rather than I'm old. So yeah, you do
It'll be better like this. I killed 17 officers to get in there
Not after kill two more to get out. I'm a tough not based on you know, they don't make him like me anymore. I'm odd as nails
Your as hard as a nail. I'm as hard as a nail. So far that would employ everyone. My nails always bend
Oh, I've been you know
I can do a bit of gym now stays it need me. Oh, okay. I stretch you. All right, okay, one at a time one at a time
Well, I want to go on soon. I'll do it yourself. I'll go. Then I'm gonna show you guys. I want to see this
Don't want to do
My god, what do you hell fire?
I won't do it. I won't do it. Great. I won't do it. Oh, you know flyers like it's on see this
You said you know what to do. I do I do I do
We'll come on we gotta go get I'm not feeling too good. I gotta lay down for a bit
I have a taste make of some if I can electrocutes it'll stop me out be certain well
All right, so that's how you don't do it
Oh, okay, that was a showing sale right now. That's now. That's how you don't do it on that ball
So you're on the ball all like it's a walk. It's a waltz
That's already passed it
They didn't
They wouldn't do that to me after everything I've done
All right, I'm not feeling too good after that show. Oh, it's a mountain son's up of you
No, no, no, no, no, I'm happily married with a son.
I can't be seen like that. What do my wife think?
Oh, no, no, what stays. It got up as in prison. Today's in prison.
Oh, it doesn't.
I'm because I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I'm not seeing him.
Oh, yeah, oh, oh, you. Good luck with that.
What the hell did you just say?
You need more than you need more than medical treatment.
I have a speech and penance asshole.
I feel like a dickhead.
Come on, just come back. We're going to get out of here.
Come on.
Pass the patch.
So that we fix this.
Fuck you, Penta.
You think the devs were right. Fuck you pet it in the patch notes. Really? After the picture I made them hang up.
You after the picture I made them hang up.
But you don't know why you're in prison, yeah?
I don't think anything you could have done.
I actually did just wake up like this. Alright hang on a second.
Oh, so you don't think it could be you're not with any mass murder deserve, you know
Bad luck you you go up there, so it might help you, you know
What I'm this
First person is the way
Back to Ben
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the
some of the
the check again you don't want mountains and so no
these are banned on the pixel warpenta chat
oh yeah I know that's not really out my time is a show
I'll show you the right to get get get a lawyer or a cop for me
Think he's your spot on I can't tell cuz it was fucking fucked up speech
He's just spot on. Okay, that's real nice
All right, can we form against the left-share fence it might help me spate jokes
Good, you can't say that he's our being a speech impediment obviously and if he's not then
And you know, why are you self-inserting, I guess?
Either way, I'm right here.
That's kind of talks in today.
Thank you.
Thank you.
They're fucking being mean about the towards me,
not about me.
They're being mean to me.
I got banned a no pixel for predicting the new dropping
because no pixel.
Are you probably just trying this time?
You need to know what you're showing you here, watch.
You're showing me well.
Done.
Oh, look at the outside, he's done it.
Yeah, I couldn't.
I need positive words about the nation, please.
I'll catch you, man.
You're ready, son?
Yeah.
Ready?
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
All right. Let's try it again. I'm
No, no. You'll be okay. He does okay. You gotta get this part down come on
Okay. I think yes yes
We're getting out here. Come on. He's in here against the wheels so yes. We're actually gonna get out of here. Okay. That was part's important
You gotta be right on this corner
I'm fucking doing it.
Be it catch me, son.
Oh, the hell!
I should've said catch me.
All right, now come on.
We're getting out of here.
I can see it.
I can see the line at the end of the tunnel.
OK, I'm getting out of here.
Holy shit, God seed.
Now all I need to do is not throw demonic.
Thank you so much for the five.
Penten, mid-maxing this bitch.
Yes.
I'm actually getting the fuck out of here.
Holy fucking shit.
Haven't carried you any falls.
No, that's power gaming.
I would never power game.
I can make that fall though.
I've conditioned my bones.
all birds are flying low you don't need to jump that you can go through the
data in the cafeteria what I guys lying for no reason there's their
actually is no captured.
John Loiterie, no!
Alright, there he got, he's got trust me on this. I've got to trust you, Emma.
Yeah.
Now I know this looks far, but I, you know, but just jumping into fucking
genius to tell just jump you'll make it I swear to God you mean just jump drop man you're gonna make you've got
Ells on got this a quick one before we go now before we go let me just ask you a few questions
okay okay you see you're not meant to be in the prison I'm not meant to be here okay so there's no reason
you'd be covered in blood that's just part of the sentence because I've been practicing this
You've been prats, it's been close and weren't any fuck you well, then does it you're proof of this time it does
Just do it trust our thought they said King and country up the England let's go
On a try, yeah, I got the try
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, wait, oh holy shit, okay.
Yes!
Yes!
No!
You're not supposed to be a person?
Yeah, that's two people.
I love this.
There is no fucking way.
We were having a lot of me.
Okay.
Do you have a nice?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Give me.
Excuse me.
What?
What?
Okay.
Put me down.
Put me down.
Put me down.
Put me down.
Put me down.
Put me down.
What are you doing to me?
Put me down.
I'm not gonna do it.
Put me down.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
Put me down.
If you be a man
Put me down please. What are you doing? Are you ready to eat? Are you ready to eat?
I'm the foot. Are you?
What's up?
I'm just- Is this- Is this Gabby talking now? Yeah, I'm just gonna get out of here
Hold on, sir, but no, I'm not
I'm not, I'm talking to you buddy.
I'm not detained here.
You're not detained?
I'm not detained.
I bought you choice.
No, so you're gonna come back to me.
No, I'm not.
Fuck, God, what the fuck happened?
No!
Oh my God.
Oh my fucking God, no man, why?
Fuck!
Fuck!
Okay, so there's no...
There is no gate by the fucking...
Prison, although I'm... well maybe I can just get off the roof.
I'm gonna think of it.
I
Do we know I think I know because we don't have that. No, that guy's wrong
Wrongy
I am wrong, there's a fucking fence.
Now you stupid bitch.
That's why you're in the chat, and I'm the mother fucker with the keyboard.
Leave the shit to me.
Rude?
Fuck you.
You know what?
You're stupid bitch too.
Anyone else?
Fuck that.
Yes?
All right, you too, bitch.
I'm not here. Maybe we're going stupid. You're just a bitch.
How do you see what you fucking maybe do?
Now I'm not, now it's all fucking ruined.
Shit.
Colette, thanks for the 10 gifted subs.
are released can I maybe I can use that
I'll put them
Come on.
So burn.
If that doctor did grab you, it would have escaped.
The doctor was grabbing the shit out of me.
All right, this is the run I can feel it.
Okay, so this human man doesn't want to go to jail while the previous one wanted to.
Oh, I think you only watched the first part of that screen.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, he's also a policeman, citizen, it's from Toledo.
the
stream human man during your job hours
where you're supposed to watch the
odds
and sanity is repeating the same thing again and
expecting it for now come that's not true
actually that's just what someone told you
That's what your teacher told you in third grade
to get you to do your homework.
That's from Far Cry 3.
Yeah, like scientists repeat the same things
over and over again and get different outcomes
all the time and then like record it.
That's from Einstein.
No, Einstein is the most misquoted person
all of his to read poor fucking guy. I think on-side's most favorite famous
quote is, can you leave me the fuck alone? I don't have anything to say.
It's not bothering me.
Fuck you, Penta, on-side.
of
be in my cousin wife alone
I mean a lot of people get it get flat for marrying their cousins back then but I feel I get that would be so easy to accidentally do that
there are only like what 500 people
right i mean there was a lot of options
And if your cousin is hot enough from cares
Yeah, okay, I think I've spent too much time in the south
All right, never I gotta get back up to Detroit
But shit
British royal family is in bread. Is that why they look like that?
They're all gone.
and
Michigan is the south of the north
Brother, I get to think of three more states in the north that's more southern than Michigan
I'll stop my head
Ohio, Iowa
Help help me help me help help
Help, I'm an innocent man
Right on me, I'm up here
Call a lawyer please. I woke up in prison on a hot for something I didn't do.
Do you be a favor? Line that car up. I'm going to use it to break my
fall. Oh, man. All right, get the van. The van's going to work. I feel good about that.
Yeah, I'm not even supposed to be here.
Help me!
Help me!
Oh, no, oh, no.
All right, line it up, like right here.
That looks kind of far.
It's got to be under me
That's not that's not even close. I don't think
Well, I know I'm telling you to get it closer. You don't have to look up
I said get it what the okay, all right?
Maybe a bit closer.
Okay, I know that's good. That's good, I think. I think that's good. Okay, you're ready.
Yeah, I'm coming here, I'm ready. Come on.
Okay, ready?
I'm ready, yes, sir. You're just gonna jump.
you a home to not so you got a little on you.
What a great thing to make a story line out of.
We're going to say, you're falling over, you're in good soon.
You're not picked on him.
You're fell over in the cactus.
Yeah, we need we need a cop in here too, we're seeing.
These the fucking guards keep dragging me back, so I need him to just release me.
Yeah, obviously not.
Okay, I'll leave you to steal the blue bus in the car yard, can you come to prison?
Go and found out.
What?
I don't even know how to fix phone.
Okay, we're on it for someone who said they've jumped out the prison right outside.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hey, you know what I'm saying?
Practice makes perfect.
I mean, in life, you failed to succeed.
That's your 14th time and I also think, you know,
But I get that we're gonna try to ride a bike.
We're following yourself with 40 story buildings.
I think they're a bit different, you know.
It's going to be how it's different.
What if you did it again, no dog?
Oh, that was a second there.
I don't know. All of a sudden, right?
I'm saying, right?
There's got a prison and it's going to be all for help.
You know, I don't know what's up.
I'm skinny jeans are vile, I'll be honest, anyway.
You know, when you've got a fall off your bike, you're gray as you need.
When you fall for building, you've got shins, you know, you've got your shins.
You don't forget that you could be in a you know a little Jeff, rather
What do you order about? I'm gonna be a bad man for a bill. I'm testing to make sure this works
This is a good thing I'm doing
of
He's gone so I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
Help me.
Help me.
Is that the lawyer?
You got to come to the prison and help me.
I'm in prison for nothing.
I woke up on a hunt.
I did it.
I actually did it.
There are no court cases with they told me help me, please
I was put in prison on a hunt
And I threw myself off the tower and it is an attempt to escape
But I think I can get up if you just help me
Alright good
I'm going to put it on
Sure. One up, ease.
Up, ease.
Oh, thank you.
I do feel better. Thank you.
I need any emotional support.
I do.
I'm going to go to the hospital.
I do.
Hey, go down.
Yes, go down.
We have it in medicine here.
Oh, God.
Oh, thank you.
Are you feeling emotionally supported?
Yeah. I just, I need to get the cops here so that the,
you know, what keeps happening?
The local guards keep dragging me in.
but I think it's a mistake.
Ahhhh, why are you out of the box there?
I-yeah, I don't want to be in prison. I do not belong there. That place is terrifying. It's scary.
I-I have to do it right now.
So down.
I'm out.
Oh, you didn't just want to do it right now.
I'm out of the box.
You didn't know anything.
I didn't do anything, man.
What do you mean?
I-I'm-I hate prison.
I don't want to be there, I hate it.
don't let me go back in there please no we won't try not so you know you've
got to stay calm okay I'm out of there now so I feel better there's a
season criminal on yourself I kind of miss it I'm kind of missing it
and they're a little bit
He said you're back if you need me. I kind of I do kind of miss it. Maybe I can start to look up though
Follow me
Oh god
Jesus they're shooting
Oh, God, have I
Oh
So I hope they get shot
Oh, yeah, but you're letting her out.
But they all play.
And we just said, you're holding that shot.
Yeah, so we have to bring the do.
That's lovely.
I squat, sit on the health relationship, you got me a job in my opinion.
No, I don't think so. We like to stay busy with that.
Yeah, stand around the hospital.
Yeah, that's boring.
Yeah, boring.
Can you radio the cops and tell them that there's a dangerous man in the cruel border?
Okay, we could do that.
Thank you.
Really?
I'm going to go about the next.
No one heard him. Jesus Christ. That's fucking crazy.
I heard him.
I'm feeding him. I'm asking him.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I mean, I'm at the prison. I'm at the prison.
Can I hear you with this?
It is a lot more real. I don't know.
I would do it.
Yeah.
I think I'm going to skate.
I'm not going to do it if he said no.
Well, well, I'm a blood bag, so I mean, maybe it would fall under my job description.
Or um.
If you don't want it, I'm not going to do it under any circumstances.
I guess I guess if it'll help you.
I don't want to. She seems to be a...
I need to do it.
I'm not going to call it to you.
I don't have anything to do with the punishment for my whole time, so you can hit me.
Well, do you want me to?
Yeah, go for it. I like pain.
No.
Oh my god.
Did you like that?
Yeah, body now.
Oh, my god.
He didn't write the grass, that was for a nice.
Oh my god.
That's good one.
Oh.
Pleasure to have you for the coming there, son.
I'm so much happier and straight about the present.
What?
What?
What?
What?
I think I'm sure.
That's what you get it, not killed.
Blindy.
I know, I lost.
Is she alive?
Oh, God, please be alive.
Is it breathing?
She's alive. I think she's dead.
She's got her pieces.
Brackhead.
Yeah, I think she's just taking a little nap.
I'm not that ugly train, I was that ugly train, I was that ugly train.
What's that kid for you?
Oh, she likes you.
It was okay.
That's nice.
Oh, that's not bad.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice.
No, no, thank you.
I think they can go.
I've just told I don't know where it's gone.
Like I said though, don't tell them what I told you.
How long? How long?
It's very aggressive and he's beatings up on me.
Oh my god, I got him to say a net.
Let's see.
He's horrible. We need to get him arrested. He's nuster.
You went that way.
Oh no. Where are you going this way?
Yeah, I'm not a man.
He just hits on that guy.
No, it's not a shot.
No, it's not a shot.
No, it's not a shot.
No, it's not a shot.
No, it's not a shot.
That's the beginning of the shot.
Yep, that's how the hell it's done in a long way.
Oh, shit.
a man in a jumpsuit, a touch, a female, a basketball, and then around, into the
hills over there.
I don't know. I really don't. That guy in the suit keeps trying to say he's the warden
of the prison and she has been tried.
I jumped in the way and I shouted, it's stuck right there. Thank you very much.
Oh, I think that's good for it.
Well, I did a combat ride.
You did a front flip.
You need to be the first thing I see right now.
Okay, what I'm trying over there.
Is there any better slowly but surely?
Yeah.
Okay, you guys didn't do it.
No, no, no.
It's all right.
It was that.
I'm going to get on the strip.
Okay, thank you.
I'm getting the ball about.
Beating.
It's coming.
I think you can't probably be here.
No, pretty good.
10-9.
It was not considered.
It was not.
Oh, I, but you guys are okay now.
Yeah, I'm a little sad enough.
Listen, what's all this?
I reckon.
We'll look for them here.
And you've killed you on over there.
Yes.
Is it this guy right here?
Yeah, let's go.
It's like this guy.
No, that's mine. What's up, and that's my husband.
Hey, baby. I'm gonna pound you.
Oh, sexy, boom.
Hey, can you help me just with all of us?
Uh, I served my time with the guards keep traveling and me back in there.
Oh, okay.
This is meals for this.
You might have to tip it over here, sir.
Lower your dog.
Guys.
Let's stop kissing me.
I'm not a man.
Oh, I have a picture.
All right, what's your name?
Human man.
Human man.
Common skill.
Sir.
It appears to me that you have 998,894 months left on your sentence.
It's right. I know something got messed up there, obviously.
Can I ask how you got out here?
Right out the doors.
I'm trying to figure that out right now.
Yeah, sir. I think you're supposed to still be in prison.
No, I'm not, I'm telling you a note.
You know, why, yeah, let me hear your side of the story.
I don't even know why I'm in here, I woke up here.
And they just let me walk right out.
Okay, because it looks like you did a first-degree murder.
How can that be the case?
This is the street murder.
Uh, this is a street murder.
This is a street murder.
I'm not, I please, I don't want to go back to prison.
You know, I'm actually not seeing a report.
It made me, that's so, it's a mistake.
It's a report.
Well, I don't know.
Well, I was a kid.
Yeah, I'm over here on the side.
I just love me out a little.
That's right.
Well, here are kind of already out.
I know, but the, the guards keep dragging me back if I get to.
You far as I just need to.
Okay, let me see if I can get a hold of seven in LSD.
This guy right over here, maybe.
Yeah.
We need a little time right.
We're done.
Yeah.
Human man, common spelling.
I don't know how I can let him any more out, sir. He's already out.
Let me out more.
Let him out more.
What about more?
What about more?
Yeah.
I mean, I'll probably get fired if I do that if I'm on this and I don't really want to be fired. I'm seeing it and man murder
Is with ever he's on a hook. He's on a hook. Oh, okay. Is there anything saying he was supposed to be let out?
Not that I'm seeing
You might have to
what is that?
It's the arresting the arresting the arresting the
arresting the bomb.
I don't know how it can do his trial by
a judge or your unit's piece.
That's where it went down.
The arresting officer put something on the
dock and I mean what's his name?
Who made man?
He even made him.
It looks like this.
This is going to just occur a little bit later
last night.
I can't well I don't can I see a tear on the
I will hunk of myself to the wall if I have to.
I'm a strong closest in the. Okay, you're pretty to do that probably. I don't know if there's like any trust me this sounds
Yeah, just go. Don't stop. Sir, do you need a journey? I don't probably burn. Yes, I actually just woke up on a high.
Okay, all right. How about we do this all inside though, or this prisoner is probably supposed to be.
side with me can talk and I don't want to go back in the prison please let me be here
well I I don't think I can really do that that's me be please I've never seen the
film that's in all you can live in a small area I can't go back to you kind of
have to sir I can I don't really want to use force please I can't
the
Oh, get it all figured out. We just, oh, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm scared. I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm just afraid I'm going over there. I'm just afraid that's all
Come up here I'm afraid and I'm I'm over reacting
I'm not going on the roof. I'm afraid of what's going to happen to me. I won't be able to recognize myself when I get out.
I don't know how to happen to you. Don't you fucking do it.
God stop trying to tackle him, sir. All right stop thanks, which
I'm escaping
What can I do here
Sorry, sorry. Let's not do this. Oh
Oh, they're stopped actively. I'd get actually up to PAsie or something. I don't really want to do that
Yeah, just go back
I don't want to go back in I'm afraid of that
and
let me talk to my lawyer
you can talk in silence
let me talk to him
what do I do
talk to talk to your lawyer sir
what do I do
yes
No, I do, man.
Bring the fuck out.
Yeah, I know, you might take it off.
But he has all the time too.
I'm freaked out.
What the fuck do I do here?
What can I do? What can I do for you?
Fucking scared of this shit, man.
I can't go back in there.
I got you.
Some guy said he was going to blow my asshole out.
You blow your asshole out.
Yes
They said okay. Well good
Do you want me to be your lord? I need I need clear this
Okay, I got paid lower with it. I'm leaving the paid lower though, deal
Sir, can you please I said he was gonna inflate my asshole like a
About how I know what that meant
Okay, so what the fuck's going on? Why you here? I could go
We're trying to convince him to go back inside to you.
Alright, fine, fine.
Up.
Can't know this the right way, so.
I just just talked to the window.
Go in.
You broke me down.
You broke me down.
See what?
Is he gonna take the express route?
You broke me down.
Pull him back.
you broke me down, I'm going back in
there
the happy
look at me
look at me now, I got nothing
Oh fuck and shit show. Why the fuck is this even happening to me?
Why the fuck is this even happening?
I didn't do anything.
All right, I did.
Okay, yeah, I did.
You
You know you're mine.
You're all my Vietnamese.
I'm going to do some admin RP to enhance some roleplay after this too.
So get ready to spin up the eight thorns.
I'm gonna use my admin panel after them.
Yep.
When we around don't see, I believe I gotta finish here quickly.
Okay, just so you know, the prisoner still has a crowbar.
So if you wanna try to get that back from the lids.
I'm sorry.
Well, you don't need to be sorry.
No, I did that fucking murder.
There are accusing me of that.
Well, but though, oh, there you go.
Can we just see?
I don't have to say anything. Come on to stop. Can we just sign a plea deal?
What the, what just, I'm going to talk to you guys. Oh, quick. Okay. Oh, let's be.
This between us and the cops. No, no, because I know because you're here on a hot charge.
I need to be in here. I need to be in here. I need to be in here. You know, I'm a dangerous.
Well, you're going to stay here. You're going to tell your trial. That's the whole point. Hold until
All right, let me get a bail here.
All right, we can do that.
I don't want to be in here anymore.
Yeah, we can do that.
I think he might need a medical evaluation.
They gave me one of those of the guys that I passed
with flying colors.
Well, there you go.
Flying colors.
You change in your mind every other chicken there.
So the fuck are you talking about that's flying?
I mean, I've been saying my deal.
Yeah.
But then you say you want to get that.
I'm maintaining my deal.
It's a deal.
It gives you crazy in here.
be in here. I'm a terrible man. No one deserves to be in prison, more than me.
I'm a little judge.
You're right. So I can look at me officer. Everything that you've ever done ever. You know,
your whole reason you're an officer, your moral code, all of that. That's that's why
should be in here. Society is a better place with me locked away. Do not let me out of here, please, because I cannot control myself. And I'm violent. Very violent.
then why my breaking out yourself for trying to keep you in there and fucking do that.
I ask what they all say man I don't know.
All right.
Okay, no I don't want to be in here anymore.
No, never mind.
Well, so I think you're here to stay.
No, no, I think I'm done with this actually.
I'm done with this now no, I'm done with it give me out of this fucking place. I don't want to be on this show anymore
Well, let's
For you in your lower. I'm late. No, you got it. This is done. Hey, what's it about it? Look at this. Did you watch this? Yeah, done
Don't know if it's like that. That's it. Crazy
I'm going to continue to take another
quarter. I got a bail here.
Thank you. See.
All right, can we take a
bit of keep taking back of the
custody taken down to there for me.
Please.
I use.
He's arguing against it.
Anyway, that's something pretty
guys to figure out.
Yeah, I mean, there's no
officer from that in this report.
I don't think. Oh, you guys
better send subtype or
representative. I mean, I don't know.
It's not like you're on.
He wants to bail here and he's
wants to bail her in, he's entitled to a bail in, he's going to get one. I asked the judge,
the judge said, come on down. I should not get that. Now, you're going to get it,
whether you like it or not. Listen, I know that you're just doing your job, but if you
assist in getting me back on the street, you're an accomplice to my next victim. Okay,
Okay, what do you want me to do? And they're gonna be in a victim. I don't really care, you know
If you want to stay in here, you could stay in here until you're trial or no, give me the fuck out of here. All right. Well, let's get out of here
I'm trying to just guys drag it as fucking ass like a dog you're supposed to call me down there
What do you mean what are we doing it?
He's just not gonna do it
This is not gonna fucking do it.
What's the fucking thing?
Can you do that?
I'm like this, Obama.
We see a loud, it just not do it.
I don't know, I'm not a cop.
I don't know what the candy can do.
What the hell is that?
So what the, so what happened?
I'm a polito citizen.
your political citizen. Yeah, and I love my my country and I cross the border illegally and I just started murdering a woman in her house and I wrapped her in her
Okay, and I did it because I
If I kill enough people in this life then in the afterlife they'll be my slaves
Okay, and did you tell any of the officers that when you got arrested? Oh, yeah
You pulled them exactly that. Oh, yeah, yeah
So you you told them all that yeah I actually they recorded me walking through the house and I did a complete
we Hollywood recreation of the events that took put I played myself. It took a, it took a week
to say. No, you put your fucking answer right now. Oh, fuck.
Jesus Christ, bro. Oh, no, I want you to look at me. Why I do this to you. Oh, no,
look at you. Fucking go and around. Oh, you don't want me to look at you. I thought he said
he did. Yeah, I thought he said, look at me. Why do this to you? Do you want me to
I don't know why you say that. I have a fucking very clear accent it sounded like from
in a can't be the glass, but it did sound like look at me while I do this to you.
You understand the glass is thick. See, that's it.
Karano, you ain't got no fucking gun.
No, bro. What are you saying?
You're fucking fucking.
It's a lawyer. The pen is his gun.
Oh my, hold on.
I got to him. I'll fuck you.
He's a fuck.
He's a tough person.
Fuck a dangerous out here.
So you recreated the entire crime scene in front of the police.
Is like, do you ever watch America's most wanted back in the day?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just like that.
And I played myself.
Geez.
And I told him they could use an incort.
Did they do one of those cool like 3D renders?
or that show, like, modeling or was it you just did a live action?
I just stabbed, you know, just like a mannequin, they filled the blood.
Is that, did that cop just leave?
I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure.
Do that!
Oh, do you have a beer?
Yeah, I'm not doing this.
Yeah.
I'm guilty.
All right, he's talking to one of the arresting officers or whoever's involved.
I think they're going to come down here.
Okay.
Get you out of here.
Fucking hell.
And I am guilty just so you're aware.
That's, hey, that's fine, but you don't have to say it any of that I told you not already
Yeah, but during your bail hearing. Oh, okay. Do you want to be you want to be out of here? So bad
Okay, well then during your bail hearing just don't just don't talk. I'm gonna go get some
Yeah, I want you to go get some food. Come back here, alright.
Big boy hungry. Big boy.
Big boy.
I'm just trying to get this down.
Yeah.
What's going on?
This is my cousin.
This is my kitchen, bitch.
Hey, hey, hey.
Anyone got an issue with that?
No, hey, we're just checking out it for me.
Slaps great, though.
Anyone got an issue with that?
Oh, she's my kitchen.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That could AC pop up.
I was leading the house.
Whatever you're doing with the kitchen is actually you've been working this life
I love the one of you here's been stabbed
You need to decide, but you both need to decide who
They can't be me
CJ
I'm in here for a long fucking time man
I'm sorry about that. I thought I would try that out, but I don't like that.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That's not bad.
It's all I'm gonna love it.
You got the fucking something else, you, Jay?
Oh, no, no, no, why, why, why is we talking about the whole 10?
We literally just met you said you were going to be friends?
No, man, Lisa, Lisa.
And you were going to let me be sad by this guy?
No, sorry.
It was not, because I don't know who to help that guy was.
That wasn't me though.
That was you, that was crazy.
I don't know, that was not who I am.
Oh shit.
Oh, nice to meet you.
Hello.
Why are you in here?
I ran over a cop's legs with a tractor.
Nice.
What about you?
I'm a raffle police and I'm sorry to late.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, first-degree murder. Oh
sick
Like a civilian or a cop decide just a
When did someone's woman's house to start stabbing her I didn't know those she was
Well, I followed her for two and a half months
Two and a half month
Listen, that's pretty much everything everything but then halfway through it. I just I didn't like it anymore
I was like, oh, no, I'm maybe this isn't what I don't like killing.
I can't tell if you're like the most dedicated or the most like flip floppy motherfucker
if I don't know.
I just didn't like it so I stopped and yeah, but uh, so the raptor is a ran wrap to get
trying to contain the blood, but she didn't work.
Oh, the syrup. Oh, shit. Oh
Well, I got a little hell here. Oh, oh, okay. I hope you
I hope I can have this
Thanks
Okay.
How are we feel about human man?
Good.
I'm
Amazing.
This is your best character.
I'm going to do a quick mini-admin event.
And then uh, cause I want to see what happens if I do something.
And then we're going to do, and then we're going to fire him.
Okay, let's get out of here.
Oh, yeah.
Hamm is getting fired.
I think Charlotte's also getting fired.
Who else?
A ton of people.
And, unless Charlotte made an arrest, at some point this week,
Oh, saved.
Wait, actually saved.
What did they do?
We're doing in activity fires today.
In activity fires today.
I'm sorry we're here to take you to your bedroom.
The client once you've got to be worried about thing.
You're right. Definitely the client once.
I'm going to need food before all this goes on Jesus.
is
is
a
Now, I haven't seen him do this before.
I
don't know what you're going to do with it.
I mean, I got nothing to do with it.
How about you?
I did.
Listen to the fucking video.
I don't know.
You just been going all the way back.
Am I on the wrong side?
I don't know.
You might be.
But I asked where you guys were.
You're starting to swear.
You ready to go?
I'm going to get you out of here.
I'm going to get you out of here.
I'm going to get you out of here.
I'm going to get you out of here.
I'm going to get you out of here.
the
the
the
the
I don't know.
Good.
What's up?
Hey.
We're ready.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Yeah.
I want to be here anymore.
All right.
We're going to get you.
All right.
Come on.
Let's get you down there.
Big dog.
Why are you covered in blood?
They've showers here, man.
Um.
It's because of my escape attempts.
Oh shit.
All right.
That's fair enough.
Yeah.
Good work. Good work.
Hey, what do you think of my stick human?
I think I think you got to do something with my paperwork or something.
Oh, um...
Hold on.
Hey, you definitely do.
Yeah, I'm sure I do.
This match is...
That's a nice good thing.
I think I know what.
Thank you.
Human man, we got a single bail hearing.
Thank you, thank you.
You got that?
Kissing.
I got to go to his profile.
Hey.
To one cent.
One month.
Oh, chat.
Oh, chat.
Uh-oh.
Satire accidently.
You got it?
Yeah, I'll get it.
Parity accidently predicted real life.
Again, human man.
What are you in for?
Uh-oh.
I have to say fucking balls on to somebody else.
I'm pissed off.
He said that if I picked a call, it wouldn't work if somebody else had it.
I know I have it and they you did this why no I did I'm gonna have to
Perhaps it all sorry
Oh, I don't think Pintas a full blow not a domesticated demon. Thank you so much for the time
Oh my god, we're fucked
Well, if it makes you feel any better ever generation
I said that a few times and they've been right and it's only got the workers.
But anyways, I'd like to be just sit back, keep smoking your joint and just enjoy the ride brother.
Yes, there you are. Okay. Are you still cut sir? No, I suppose not. Okay
Okay, so you got cuffs. Yeah, I just need to get them real quick.
What back what? Oh, I don't know he needs to leave. Yeah, but yeah, yeah, we'll meet you. Yeah, good. All right
My knife!
Hey, where's your officer with that?
I don't know.
Hello.
You just...
Is this what you go?
Hey, my buddy.
Hey, man, it's my buddy.
Hey, man, that's my buddy.
Hey, man, that's my buddy.
Hey, man, that's my buddy.
Hey, man, that's my buddy.
Hey, man, that's my buddy.
Shit.
Oh, it's true.
I think I can build a goal.
and
Thank you, Berke.
I
Got Dammit
God dammit
He's mother fucker
You son of a bitch
Hell's wrong with your people
You son of a bitch
What who were the original three to get him out of the prison?
It was me Casey and the Molotgun.
Yeah, I had a hit.
How many of them said this was the same?
Well, you know, um, I would love to talk about it.
I told you to talk about it later.
Yeah, we'll talk about this a little bit.
We appreciate it.
Bruce W. Thiel.
That's what I'm talking about.
I gave him here on my own turn.
He's for a fucking show for in yourself to the courthouse.
I'm going to get him to get him to see you on this.
I swear to God I don't be fucking listen to this.
Hey, Daisy, put him in cops, please.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't have any?
No.
I had him on him and then he, you know.
End up.
You're really curious, one of the sort of cops?
No, no, I'd usually carry multiple.
Put your hands up for me.
Jesus fucking first.
What a goddamn fuck.
All right, my jelly is fupin'.
I'm horny as fuck.
Let's get it.
Oh, they're about to lose a first.
He's the first person.
Well, welcome to your beaver.
Sorry, you're a...
I think they'll throw.
It's a great place for that.
Good work.
You're cuffing that table. I'm doing that right now
Don't stop your serious sir. I don't you can take him out of the table. You can take him out of handcuffs
You help with that
Is it my brother? I'm getting it
Put pretty easy to do in case you're good
I think so
Thank you
Yeah, yeah, you're good. Okay, all right. He's got to the dust. I'll take those other cups off him. He's become to the dust. Oh, I see. I was I was placed in on the desk. They're my never mind. I was the one that
Okay, see you tomorrow.
What?
Human.
I need to take those cups off of you so that I can then just cover each of the desks, but you don't have to be.
All right, your cup did the desks, we'll get the sand cups off you.
All right, you're back to the desks.
Thank you.
Thank you for your cooperation, sir.
Hey, wars.
Like, let's talk about it.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
What the fuck was that?
It told me to come.
Don't, don't.
So we community settings, and then, you know, it just left me.
Alright, stop, stop.
What, what thing are you on the hearing?
You, you get control of your client.
You get control of the defendant.
You, you figure this shit out.
I'll step out in a couple moments.
What a tell me to come here.
I think they're the best gummy candy.
They're the only ones that haven't really changed this is this whole boy like a
Cylary worms, those are close.
Cylary worms, Jolly Rancher, Robes,
Therapis says I'm not supposed to be around Robes.
Cylary's are burst, oh no, no suck.
They have a weird fucking texture.
Cullabodles. Those are good too.
good to sour skittles skittles gummies. I don't think skittles are gummies. I
would not classify. I'm literally. May I see the expert. Hey, baby. It doesn't get any worse time.
What you call skittles gummies? No, right? Not even close. Would you call
skittles gummies like a gummy candy? No, not even close, right? Okay. Thank you.
if a specific skill gummy I've had those terrible
oh my god yes
oh yeah would you know but he's a loser
please stand up on him I mean what the fuck is going on
I have been the dollar you may see you don't still got that
you know what I think is in my top five
gummies and I need you guys to trust me on this
But the shack dummies are actually insanely good. I out of nowhere. They're actually they're actually so good
The shack um the shackle is just gummies are fucking so good
I'm just buy a pack man trust me
Oh, not shat shack
Josie bought me some as a joke a few years ago
This is like like a gag gift stocking stuff or
You use for Christmas and I
Or actually really good really good
Brides on my go
No, no, man. I'm a drink at you this. I still pick them up occasionally sometimes I well, it's it's really easy to judge from the outside
That's for sure. That's a grab back. And that's why
Don't take a personal kiss
No, I think it first looks good.
Let's guess he had red vines.
Oh, I hate red vines.
Again, there it says I can't be around ropes.
But I like the twizzler, not the strawberries.
Because I don't like the strawberries that much.
But the cherry twizzlers?
Ooh, baby.
Ooh, I like those.
Oh, you shouldn't, you okay, can you?
Jeez.
I'm fine.
What's the worst candy?
The worst candy in my opinion
as I really dislike cowtails.
And I know that that's a bit of a that might be very controversial.
But I think that cowtails suck.
Like solar.
It's all of a matter.
There's a cop car outside that is just fucking driving me crazy.
I'll be right back.
You got me that topic to look at.
But if I had to say worst candy probably the fucking
Valentine's Day hearts the classic ones. I'm also a giant pea painter
I am a number one pea painter. I fucking hate God. I fucking hate peeps. Oh
Everything about it. I'm
Not for you of the fucking courthouse. Yeah, I don't like black licorice at all. I don't like it
Don't see clans like black licorice, but I've never seen her actually eat it so
Don't say I believe that's I will eat most candy. That's the thing people that told me that black liquor is good
I never see them eat it. You know what's weird though? Don't like black liquorish
Do like shots of the acre myster though, which is weird because they kind of have the same taste
She man very cool. Yeah, I kind of like it
what is it
I
I was
I like it when I'm sober I still do shots of fireball sometimes too I don't think it's that bad
I think a fireball has a bit of a bad rep because people some of people's worst hangovers have been because of fireball
I don't do Irish car bombs anymore. I'll black out every time
You don't casually do Irish car bombs, so just be black out
and
that's a blood block out of the second to it more
30 year old pentat doesn't do Irish car bombs casually on a Tuesday night anymore
Peach, I hope that you enjoyed having Hamas part of the BCSL that's done.
GG.
No, I'm a part of mine, I'm a part of mine, I'm a part of mine, I'm a part of mine, I'm a part of mine.
Why, you haven't played Ham?
We're firing all the inactive today.
What'd you do?
Nothing.
That's the achiever.
Mm.
You've been a rest of the floor?
No, this first time. Yeah, you give her at any run-ins of the law. No. Okay, that's good. Do you work? Do you want me to?
Yeah, I do. What do you do? Well, I'm a policeman.
Don't, are you? Yes.
I just do normal police and stuff on what's that I'd have never been that what's breakdancing
I work at a Delhi
Okay, that's good to make food the hockey way
You're gonna have to explain that to me what is that the hockey way
All right, do you have a family? I mean you have friends
See you parents. Yeah, I got a kid. Okay, yeah, can that's good? That's good. Do you have a custody of them?
are he's an adult
they're a proportionate approach was think it's right here
pussy man
you've been sick for three weeks
peaks, hits you got hired and then you were on the day after and then you haven't played.
We're growing a child, well, maybe that child can play a cop character in my department.
Perhaps.
the
way ham fired Charlotte not fired hold
Charlotte one
G.
K. L. it actually
to be sick for nine months that she's going to need six months to recover
but then after that she's going to have to raise a kid yeah
Joveur
That's no
Birdstream each you have to do a birthstream
Peach you have to do a birthing stream
You have to with the mud now and you have to invite coach S van there in person
Why
It's the meta now put an ad in it. Yeah, I'm trying to I bet you we could get guy code a sponsor it
Very least cash app
Will you make tons of money?
Are you killing each other if you actually want to do this? I could have Pete start reaching out to sponsors right now
And I'm gonna take my cut
but you would you'd have to commit
I bet you cash app with spots for this
but no I will not birth on stream
and he created ideas to somehow throw chase our peace name out there for the
birthday soon I was thinking of banner
maybe uh... maybe we could name maybe we could name the baby chase
middle name rp
this is it's everything in discovery that's not what i'm asking for a
I would make headlines.
Nope, neither of us were involved and but we're here.
I'm open to sponsorships for baby name.
I will sponsor how much could a how much could the first year of diapers be?
If you name that baby chase, I will consider sponsoring the first year of diapers.
diverse. I need to run, I need to run the numbers. I hate the boy named Chase. Just put
one of the fucking weird-ass squibbly lines over the E. Then you know, baby sponsored by
rate shadow legends required to kid-to-name Sun Woo Kong. He DM me the other day he was like,
hey, you probably want to do a rate shadow legends sponsorship for like a shit ton of money
would you? And I was like, what? I was like, yeah, I was like, did something, I thought something happened.
I was like, why, why not? What the fuck did something happen today? Did they do something?
is like now because you know it's a bit of a name and I was like yeah I don't
I'm not I'm not playing this shit because I actually like it this is for money
I don't need to like the game I
this one hundred percent for money
well guys that being said we're the wins me we're gonna be doing that and about
hour and a half.
I had to will always do it for the money.
Yeah, I mean, there's some swathers I won't do, but any game, really, I don't really give a shit.
I'm fucking curious.
Anyone in my position would also do the same,
which somehow makes me on the lesser end of sellout streamers, which is insane.
actually insane. I love factor. Moon Moon doesn't. Yeah, that's great for him. I'm going to take the, I'm going to take the, I'm going to take the free money though.
As long as you don't do crypto and gambling, yep, crypto gambling probably won't do
Saudi Arabia unless it's a ton of money.
No crypto, I accidentally did do a crypto sponsorship once, but I had no idea.
I did crypto
when is pent up rug pulling chase or feel like reddit said if it if this this would be the worst
rug pull it on all time because I would right now have just about broken even and I
don't even think that's the case I think I fucked them up
I think if I rug pull the right now it would I would have lost money
Yeah, I got you, I mean we both need the direction.
Can someone turn off that siren?
I don't even run pool in our piece server that isn't out yet.
Oh, the founder badges.
Bones.
Hello.
Good.
You too large.
All right.
Appreciate it.
Yeah.
Thanks for posting on Burjie.
I like to watch these.
Roke even with all the investments are just for the month.
I think I'm still $10,000 in the red, but it's, but it's looking like we might break, I might break even in the next three months.
So that's not so bad.
That's, that's really not so bad in terms of starting a business.
It's, it's really not, not so bad.
I think it's all green.
I don't know.
Is there anything else there with National Ambassador?
So you think you like to talk to Josh?
No.
So you said you had a kid right?
He's been using it all.
Yeah, he's an adult.
YouTube, how old is it?
Yes, sir.
Subsequently, I'm not counting the streams income.
I'm counting it completely separate from Chase because it needs to.
it needs to be sustainable on its own
I do
I don't know
I guess you need to be here, particularly at this reasoning, but
yeah, I understand that sir.
Yes, sir.
What is shining?
It might be something that we just post to the dock in the safe with an handle.
but what's that?
Let's get this through because of this one.
Stop donating to Penta donate to the server.
Well, no, because I didn't need that initial money
to start it up, but now that it can generate revenue,
you know what I'm saying?
All right, sir, so,
it's not really good.
And it fucking plus.
And put any of that on it's the crime within it.
So I mean, I don't even know how.
But if you want to play on the server,
and it's between giving me money and trial,
then I guess, yeah, just my pride on it.
I mean, I got to see you playing for us.
You're playing for us.
You're playing for us.
Definitely got to get here.
We're just going to go to this bail thing, okay?
Well, it's fucking the dirt bike come from.
You're the lawyer, man.
I mean, it's just fucking business and timing.
Get out of here and then hopefully we can get this whole thing dropped.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Well, yeah, it's going good job.
I'm tired of pentast bullshit.
His RP is stupid.
It's the harass people.
It's all he does.
It's all he does.
I don't like that. You can smake some stuff up. I'll go with it.
GP thanks to the five.
I think I like to do.
Yeah, like any hobbies or murder. I say that.
Don't say that.
Okay, because I tried it. I don't like it.
Yeah, don't. Don't even say that.
Okay.
Just don't say anything unless I ask you a question, and then don't say anything that would
Know what I really like doing?
Yeah, let's have. I collect pamphlets from truck stops whenever I go places
So I can make a collage of places I've been with the pamphlets first. I get a zip lining stuff or buffets
sure, sure, yeah, that's nice. Maybe we can use that. Okay. Tell our
member. All right, so we're ready to go. We're ready to go.
GP, thank you so much for the five gifted. The first thing we want to clarify
before we even do bail. This mention of a guilty. We should that. That was also
part of my initial concern, sir.
to be able to see if he came in for a human man
it says
towards the bottom here said upon the same in the state I did I am guilty
made if he did recanted uh...
was a plea made
as far as i'm a letter no there's no plea made i don't know why that's
in there
mister man did you were you speaking of plea deal for something
and yeah they uh... they told me that it was a plea deal
and then and they just sent me to prison and there wouldn't be any
cork case
she's a fucking price
but then they didn't write the terms or the deal or tell you the terms of the
I don't know. I just woke up in prison confused and so are
Okay, are you at this time looking to make a plea deal?
Um...
Ah...
Oh, you gotta say it's no.
Oh, you gotta say it's no.
Would you like to talk with the omg?
Oh, you gotta say it's no.
it's two letters
i don't want to go back to prison
yep
could we make a plea deal where i'm not in prison
that the pens on it meets all the requirements of what i would sign
uh... you and your lawyer can discuss with the prosecution about that
no
So I know you do not wish to marry a nice meal.
I'm telling you no, I'm saying it up for myself.
Okay, we'll come on.
He's a judge.
All right. I'm not talking to anyone.
Yep.
All right, good.
Let's piece her shit.
Okay, well, that's a little bit worse.
Yeah, you can find that.
What are you talking about?
What did I do?
Fuck off.
What's that?
He's hurt.
Do you want to see her in the night?
No.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
of
know what you know that means that your bail is denied going back to what the hell what you told me to say that
what did you tell me to say no
just say that
why the hell did you say no why did you tell me to say no say no to
take a plea deal
that's not that everything's out of context
what the hell I'm saying we're having spale hearing he's not taking any please
And he's going to hopefully sit down in that chair and I don't want to go to prison.
He does not want to go to prison, sir.
No, don't shoot his foot.
Oh my god, all right, I'll start part of your life.
Can you walk me to say here? Tell me what to say.
I mean, please, man, help me.
I don't want to go to prison. Why?
I just need you to fucking be gone. Can we just take a moment?
Can I just take a moment by flying?
Please, I don't want to go to prison, man.
Just tell me what the fuck to do.
It's not so confused.
Hey, it's a deer floor with this.
Where's my dirt bike, Your Honor?
Better.
Okay, better idea.
Ah!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I don't even have a ghost, so he knows what it feels to say no to that question.
Thank you, Your Honor.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Your Honor.
We appreciate it.
Tell me what you say.
And I will listen.
Yeah.
I'm a doctor.
What's that?
Okay.
What's that mean?
I'm going to need you.
Yep.
To let me speak on your behalf.
Okay.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Okay.
And then what I want you to do?
Yep.
It's not saying anything.
Yes.
You just sit in the chair.
Well, I want you to sit in the chair.
Okay.
Is that pretty reasonable?
Yep.
Okay.
So all I want you to tell the judge is that you're going to let me your attorney speak
on your math.
Yep, done.
Can you do that right now?
Yes.
Or you can just say that right now.
I'm going to let my attorney speak my bit.
What do you say?
I've speak on my behalf.
There you go.
Okay.
Okay.
And then now all you're going to do is just speak quiet and just say down.
Okay.
If you could get it out within the time of the second five.
All right.
I want to pull one thing I need directly from you, sir, as to clarify the full arrangement,
the one thing I do need from you is I'm going to read the charge you have, and you need
to say guilty, not guilty or no contact.
That's folks sake.
All right.
Gilly, you got 10 seconds to prepare him.
No, I'm ready.
I'm ready for this.
You need to say it.
All right.
Gilly.
To the charge.
of one times
fact I think this is full on
actually
on a little support
for for the charge of full on first degree murder how do you
leave
I'm not guilty
okay good
fuck yeah
okay we got that
in the record before anything else good
we got good good
Now we're on to a bail hearing.
Do you understand what bail is, sir?
Yeah.
OK, good.
Officers, the defenses asked for the opportunity of bail.
At this time, you're going to allow you to make a case of either setting
bail conditions or requesting that I deny bail.
Yeah, the state of Los Santos Police Department
requests that you deny bail.
All right, please make your case.
Um, this guy clearly killed somebody, probably the phone.
Legitly. Oh my god.
Um, the police report says so.
Okay. I don't like it.
I just don't see how this guy that's covered in blood with the,
uh, oh, oh, don't want to go in.
No. No, I just, I simply don't see how this guy over here is covered in blood,
um, who really, to can't even talk for himself,
should be roaming the streets until we determine whether he's committed to crime or not.
Wait, you still determining if he committed or not, are you mean me?
No, everybody gets their day in court, sir, and that's what we're, we charge him with it. We're certain that he committed it, but of course,
the judge is going to rule on that, and that's probably certain.
What's that out the window? What's that like you can go and handle it?
All the people you're on, and you're on a
supplement.
You're on a, I was an
instrument with the, I was with the suspect pretty much the whole time during the situation.
And during that time, the suspect did state to me that he was guilty of committing the murder of the individual inside the residents.
I also advised the AO to make it we need to contact the medical for a second much
situation of the suspect.
For the fact that he's a mittens to the crime and which type of the average
criminal of the court or the medical operations.
And go ahead and question the suspecting in question and the doctor did report
that's the right who was that was saying in the right state of mind
uh... he was admitting that he was guilty of the crime each
question that she's been murdered
no i fucking didn't
no i would encourage you to
simply cannot speak for himself
this we told what to say
He was evaluated by the doctor and a medical professional did state that he was in the
state of mind to answer all questions and be able to state the facts that he was
of what he was stating was true and sane.
I can't even say any of those words and they made it up.
Yeah, Jackson here say what fucking doctor is this man in this report?
the
doctor's
the doctor's the doctor's name or
they came down to the cells. I think the resting officer did put it in the report.
These guys are pissed off because I went to the MRPD.
Now that I look at this for statements, what the fuck?
Yeah, and what's famous about him actually?
No, no, I just what is it?
What is this statement in this report?
I don't know, sir. I can't read this. I can't get to the court.
I'm going to read this out loud.
And you guys are going to give me your genuine first time reaction, then.
Yes.
Officer King, then read human man has charged a second degree murder and ask how he played.
Human man then responded, I'm going to need first degree. I have been planning this for years.
I
Yeah, yeah, you're on an advise not to give him a fucking spy. Would I say that?
That doesn't even make any damn sense.
Yeah, that doesn't make sense. You're on her.
The King charge him with first degree, Jesse said because he said charge me with first degree.
You're on her. I would hope not because.
I'm going to be a person to come out and told me about it. I specifically said arresting officers. You're going to let a criminal
outside with charges he's to get. So I would hope he did not do that on the side of the fuck what I say that.
The criminal actually said he wanted first agree on it.
Okay, I'm going to bring it up if you're on her. I'm going to bring it up.
Okay. I'm bringing it up.
The probable cause statement that has no elements of first agree more in the statement.
the
I think they're making shit up so that I'm going to tell everyone that they're gay.
The core of my officer.
I just want to say that there's no statements in that problem calls.
I've had David that that alludes that there was any planning.
Any any malice.
Anything.
There's other.
The exact statement that says that he said he planned this for three years.
That shit is office is office. That's money no longer valid. That's not not for honor
I swear to God on my son's life. I did not say that all right, pussy man's dead
Consumity look up whether he has kids or not. I'm a feeling he doesn't I do
Okay, sir. Come on
I'll believe it. He said I just said me away forever. I just need to be away
Who would say that
Sounds like you did sir. I didn't what I
I'm not allowed to say that I didn't say something.
They just get to say what I said.
All right, all right, let's
this one didn't spot up.
You know, I just can't believe someone said I'm charging you
with second and then the they said charge me with first
and it happens and I didn't even say that is the worst part
because you're an even if you did say that,
there's no way it's left.
You two officers, if you were planning on charging someone
second to be murder and they just said give me first what you do it
Yeah, I'm going to need first three years. I absolutely fucking
What oh my god
Hi, you're on top of that
Read the charge at first degree
He stands in all terms of that charge. I think the judge knows what it says
Yeah, I'm sure the judge that nobody says
all right so you're on a okay go ahead
to not tell the
high-defeated question to yeah
go ahead
hey officers if you were going to
charge someone with battery and then they were like
no just charge me with battery on
Leo would you charge him with battery on
Leo? No because no.
I want to ask that. I swear to god
I'm innocent. What the fuck are you talking about?
That's all I want to ask.
You got you got them Kelly and whoa.
Thank you. Oh, hi, I mean, it's actually your criminal trial right now. I mean, it's not
the money out of here. I'm in a prison. You know what it's like?
I mean,
The problem is met I'm a charge in based on what he did
The problem is for first degree murder, so first degree murder is it takes premeditation if they tell you that they premeditated it then yes
You talked to him.
Oh, pretty mad at him.
He's standing for three years.
He was playing the murder.
Well, that wasn't the problem.
I was saying for a day.
So fucking simple.
Well, you probably should have told the rest of the options.
You put him on the call.
You're not a very good attorney.
I want you to know that.
OK.
Well, at least I know how to write a problem with calls after David.
Yeah.
Well, I'm sure you should do Asian-trained.
I've got an Asian-trained option.
If I'm saying I didn't say that,
are they allowed to say that I did?
I'm saying it down.
I was like, okay, I was killing him. They're saying no bail because he admitted to first of me murder and I assume that means the saying first of the murder
or whatever most protests charges he clearly be free to leave didn't do it though. I didn't say that you're you're on or he should even be here
under arrest for this charge in the first place
are there any other reasons this man shouldn't get bail other than he apparently
bug guilty. All right, you're on officers?
All right, listen, Lars. I wasn't a part of this at all, but if you, if I'm
to believe what I read, this man does not belong in the streets. That's nothing else.
Look, all I'm saying is, is there anything beyond the argument of he's basically
to be bleeding guilty by a talk when he talked to you guys, right? Is there anything else?
Any of his anything else that would leave me to suggest he run?
He killed a man and he thought about it for three years.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
I'm sorry.
You know what?
Fuck off.
You killed a person.
There's nothing on there at all.
I mean, he had one on his fucking person and she fucking said he
made it the admitted killer.
You guys killed people.
You see, I can say shit.
I think you'll have to control your powers. You fucking kill the beast and this guy's still has the
beast.
What he asked jumpsuit.
Peace of shit.
Yeah, I'm over there.
I mean, how are they just allowed to tell me what I've said?
I'm just good though.
All right.
All right. Okay.
I can see tensions are high.
But I swear to God, I'll start handing out contempt.
You can shit fix it's fine. I get paid by you
You didn't say anything. You see those knees
Okay
All right
Thanks. They're literal only argument is he admitted to doing it. What is your argument for bail?
I'm a real man.
The Razzle Dazzle.
People of the court.
My client.
That's a mighty ball.
The state.
Your honor.
If I may stand in this area, if that's okay with you.
Thank you sir.
I humbly request your honor that this man, my client.
And he released on bail while he awaits trial for a number of reasons.
First reason.
He didn't do anything that the state is accusing him of doing.
He is definitely not guilty of first agreement with a murderer.
And to even charge someone with that ridiculous, ridiculous, under these circumstances.
second. This man is a devout member of the community. He volunteers his
time down at the homeless shelter. He he works. He provides for his family and
if he were to be taken off the street and I lost a dirty dog. See here
that takes care takes care of animals. You know, if you take an
off the street and put in jail and you wouldn't be able to provide for his family for his kids.
And they really, as kids really need a father figure, those dirty dogs need to be bathed.
I think if we, it would be a detrimental to society and the community, if not a murder,
if he was taken in a place into custody. I think I know who did it. To his trial. There were five
other people on scene that didn't get cuffed. By the way, people on scene of a dead body that didn't
I have a video of it and that too, sir.
Have a video of it.
Can we see the video?
Yeah.
I'd love to see the video.
Yeah, I just didn't mind going.
I wasn't a part of this at all.
I just, I do.
Oh, that's going to be hard to do.
Who was the officer that was there?
Thomas, just not in here.
And this other officer.
Yeah, he was here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, the cops watched him go inside of the house where the body was.
Ooh.
I was never in the house.
Oh, Jackson hearsay.
That's not hearsay.
Well, how come you're allowed to use that?
I mean, it's not hearsay with him saying what he did.
Yeah, yeah, with hell.
No, no, he's saying what he saw.
Nobody else corroborating.
I don't know what the objection is.
That's not what he was saying.
The fuck that, that's bullshit.
Fuck that.
What the fuck?
There's a video on my phone.
Usually bullshit to the rules of it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Is there any way we can get a phone?
the evidence locker sounds like you're curious to you. I don't I am I do want to see it. I just
do it there. Give me my dirt bike. I'll be right back. I'm currently in my third hour of being
in the list of the officer in the city. I don't know how to do it. I just got to go and
at the front desk of your voice department. I'm a fucking criminal.
I
That's to be me. I think
Just give me my dirt. I could all be right back. No, no
I drove myself here
Okay, is it easy to get it? It'll be worth it trust me as long as he doesn't act like a shoot-head and ruin
I drove myself here. If he runs away, I'm gonna be denying him, but I'm not gonna
I don't know what I'm gonna do for a visit. You should just ask what I'm over there. Okay, but make sure they don't lie and push me out of the car and say that I ran away
So so Lars that's what he's probably about to do come on. I trust
myself here
Yeah, what do you do that?
Do my lawyer come. I don't trust these guys. Yeah, lawyer come on. I'm gonna come too
You set up a bitch. What did I do?
I quite might own it.
Well, it's the moment we got into the prison.
It's wrong with you people. You're so damn angry.
You people.
We should go for a break and so.
And don't group by somebody.
Louise.
Why am I God?
I'll have you know.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you supporter. I believe in you. You didn't do anything wrong. Thank you
Here that you see that people are protesting. Oh, well, let him protest. Yeah, one clown. All right, come on buddy.
I don't know where he is.
There was some guy like just going to town in the back of the courtroom.
Or not actually as a matter of fact in this car because my fucking cheese aren't working.
That's good.
He's right in there.
Now y'all can just fill in on the cheese.
See you coming?
Fuck his wrong mind.
No, y'all can feel it.
Highly.
This is my part.
How long has that guy been a cop with all due respect?
Oh, he said, re hours.
Personally, I can't say anything about his right now, it's on my case.
No, I'm just asking how long has been a cop.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe a three hours total.
What's that movie?
We're a Shirel buff kills.
I don't know.
On point of stake?
What the fuck is that movie?
Don't talk now.
I'm not happy right now, but hey, you know what?
I'm not man.
If that makes any better, just get paid by the hour.
I appreciate you all for operating on this.
If there is stuff that could exonerate this man, then, you know, he has a right to show that the people process.
I don't know.
I mean, I've got a video.
Yeah, that's it.
Just read this.
Thank you.
It's not my place.
It's great.
Oh, for right.
How do you do that?
You said it's not your favorite.
Do you read the Pearl Book cause I have a David Medock?
I did.
That was a good movie.
I was a good movie about a Pearl Book cause I have a David Medock.
Not listing any elements of the crime.
Was he a Looper?
Yeah.
I was going to the movie.
Yeah, that he's the man guy, right?
No.
Respect George.
to that guy say looper then based off of me saying where was the movie where
Shialabuff killed that guy?
What are the odds that two of us got that guy confused with Shialabuff?
Alright, sir, watch your head.
Oh
Did you just get to do that then?
Sounds like you took a man's you didn't make a man at all you took a man
So does this what happens your mom is a crack hole from full on drive
Is it yes, sometimes this happens. Why could you have just went to school?
Oh shit, it's not that smart dog.
Do you think I became a cop?
It's a price.
No, no, no.
All right, I'm letting you out of cuffs at this time, so you can retrieve your belongings,
so.
Thank you.
One.
Right, I'm off.
Oh, you're off.
Oh, what you got?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Human is running out of the MRP.
Oh no.
And I get assistance.
Please.
Oh my god.
He's getting into the free office stand.
the
if a bad for my lawyer
I'm making it easier.
the
I'm sorry you understand you can't just be running away from officers they told me to come here
Well, yeah, but no, he said it all right time to go back here. You're on or we get back a session
I will be bringing this up. He said time to go back to the courthouse
Yeah, I mean yeah, that
Probably said hey human you know
When you're in police custody
Um, if somebody says hey, I'm time to go back. Let me go with them. You don't go back to the car.
I would just wait. Why would you say that? We're gonna we're gonna hand over this when it's back in session.
We're not gonna. No, no, I'm trying to back away from him. Jesus. No, I was trying to hit on a person.
No, oh, I don't know about that, but you know, listen, it's it's really important that you understand that you're in police custody.
I hear you've done bad thing.
Okay.
Well, we do.
We do the cops.
The government.
Oh, so you're ego-tripping cops.
I'm just going to sit down and not be quiet.
Sure.
Whatever you say, buddy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just going to let you go.
Oh, oh.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Your stand up for me.
I'm going to stretch from the desk.
The first thing we're going to do is we're going to look at this video together.
Because I think we're all curious.
I want to see a down here. I'm very curious.
So, those, now you know what happened earlier, I'm sure.
What happened earlier?
He did the same thing. He drove in here on the motorbike by himself.
Boss, that's where the dirt might came from.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We need to give you a shower. It looks like.
If anything, that's what's going on here.
Well, punctual, perhaps.
of
the
I mean, hey, someone's operating in a good faith that, you know, whatever, it might be twisted in their point of view, but like, you know,
thank you.
punctual and reliable are very good traits.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know what, when you put it that way, okay.
Get a look at the positives.
Yeah.
The silver lining, if you will.
All right.
I'm not sure what you're saying.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
Sure.
And then do that soon.
one of your gallery find a video and
nap time
he did it again
I'll get on a ranger.
Yeah, I ran a squad first FA squad of chase rugby.
baby
All right, let the officer grab it too.
I don't think I'm going to hear it, we don't want it to. Hold on.
I'm gonna just share that with me because
I think I clicked it. That's what I don't see it.
Yeah, it looks fucked up on my phone. That sucks.
Post it on a trend. Post it on trend if we can hold on to that.
Oh, because if we pull the top of the wall, this is our normal danger that we all should have.
Right back, thank you for the God.
Can we view view view view view view view view view view view view view?
Hey, boss with the mask, can you take the mask off for his lower please while you're in here and thank you.
I don't have a leg.
All right, you're fine.
Did you have a quick?
Oh, shit, I got to take him.
I'm here to take him.
I had a little doubt about that.
I had a airplane.
I didn't see courts.
Yeah, I heard that we could air you.
I don't think any trendy videos are working.
that's probably what I've got one that works, but everything else is just pitch black
Yeah
There you go, you can't see the goddamn video. Yeah, we got a gritty
Shoot
I knew I should have ran the fucking image of video server off a hot spot of my phone god damn it
I thought it would have been fine. I thought it would have been fine
the
five
there was there was other people see as as in myself here there was
all right well we're any of them
doctor
other
like people are
I was really telling him the whole time these are the people that did it and I also called nine one one
what
that true officer
he called number one listen I don't know who called that one what I'll be honest with you
because I didn't take the call of the not going to call. I had an officer come into the yellow radio.
Hey, it's right here. Look at all these 911 calls.
There's a there's a narrative right here that says the man was shouting there's a body in the house and other persons around him killed the person.
But it was approximately another six to eight other persons in area all dressed in green shouting at the person the prison jumps to killed someone in the house.
So what again the other six people that fled the scene protesting their innocence
There we go. That's the a-o there was that today go. He's seen everything went that
Oh, it passed the book
No, no, it's me
You only come for one man who didn't run away from the scene listen you're out of cover
I don't like it you're on it. Yeah, they did yes they did this is why I want to have a probe calls hearing
You promise?
Well, uh, but you're the rest of the office for that. We're doing bail right now.
All right, I'm just on the floor.
You're really shooting, you're really shooting off, except for that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You definitely need to rest in the room.
Yeah, we really shoot.
We really shoot.
All right.
I'm getting on the stand.
All right.
Let's get us resumed.
I'm going to change your behavior.
Uh, there's a check if you can get that video to work out.
Yeah.
It probably will be very interesting for the case.
Okay.
I'll be all right.
All right.
Okay, yes, yes, okay, excuse me, you're on it's hard to hear you with the crop
I'm not sure it's no shoes, no court.
What the fuck come on Mars?
What about?
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
I agree.
It doesn't need to be any more ridiculous.
I agree, you're on our respect.
Let's get it.
Fuck, I don't have a problem with you guys.
Please, stop doing the finger thing.
This is our day sign.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, you shouldn't be doing your game sign in a courtroom.
Why?
that's like the one place you really ought to do yeah very distracting
that's it no we're out of here
you do that you're going to come back
see if you owe me
the fence I caught you off the moment you're defending screen I have a video and
everyone was curious so please continue to not know where is your honor
May I stand in this big space again. Yes, you may. Thank you, family. You don't need your gun in your hand anymore
Hey, we appreciate the security right the human man's in our own here like I was saying
Pillar of the community
You know, I think there's just a lot of holes in this and this investigation and I just don't think it's fair
I don't think it's right
I don't think it's reasonable for my fine too
Pail over me and do
Strong strong. I call 911. He it. No 911. I'm sure it's like just let me reset. Yeah, I'm just taking a moment your honor
Well
Good guy
I don't know
You're right up there. I'm good. Okay
Good.
I'm good.
There we go, good.
I just need to get that out.
A sneeze?
Yeah, my nose got clogged.
It's fine.
Okay.
I'm like I was saying a strong big strong pillar of the community.
And you know what?
You know, he called 911.
There was other people on scene.
I don't think the officer, the arresting officer who conveniently is not here.
just did not do a thorough investigation,
a thorough enough investigation,
to even charge my client with first degree murder,
let alone any degree of murders.
There's just a lot of holes,
and I just don't think,
a lot of holes.
He should be behind bars while we try to figure out
all of this bullshit.
I think he should be out on bail.
She should be out on bail free,
three, so that we can figure out what the fuck is going on with the first report.
And I just don't think you should be my boss while they figure this out.
All right.
Can you look at me?
Yes, you're on her.
Are you willing to ensure that these bail conditions are following?
I got this. I got this.
you might not be freaking brag it's okay I have my own copy because I'm a god
I've made my 400 bucks
The statue's in the MDG here, so but I have the source copy so don't worry
I got down mode where it wins me. I forgot I was gonna do fucking
capability at scaling from the consumption and possession of drugs in
alcohol. Cannot commit a misdemeanor or felony. Cannot possess on their
person deadly weapons or firearms. Subject to a frisk during a legal
Oh, they got del loaded. Good deal.
They're phone number and address available to the court.
The old contact with the victim or adverse witnesses.
As far as in the witnesses right now, unless he's calling the cops to talk about the case,
I don't see a problem.
Question.
I'm assuming obviously because no one to report about her.
Yes.
Yeah, normal shit is fine.
It's like purposely going out of this way to call police officers.
these officers are just wonderful about the case. I love
the show and individuals. I know the show is boy. Hey,
crying. I'm trying. That's the, uh,
you trying to avoid. Oh, people are robbing. Oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. I don't think you would ever do that.
I mean, or you know, standing in the corner watching people,
sling drugs with them. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, and you can't leave the state of
in dress.
What a fool.
Yep.
I'm pollution, though.
No.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's.
He's a bulletin.
He's a bulletin.
If he was pollution, you're on earth.
Let's put him up.
Let's put him up.
Let me remind you that this is a corp hearing and anything you say to me could be considered
perjury if it's made in the good faith understanding you're telling me some factual statement
or something important.
even if you're not on the stand of the earth.
Yeah.
Police and prison, you're other.
So are you police and sir?
No.
You got it.
Okay, why did you say you were police and sir?
I want to be so fucking bad.
Why do you want to be police and sir?
I like their culture.
I like to make people angry.
What about their culture, sir?
I'm a, I'm a police and boo.
Police and boo?
I'm a police and boo.
All right.
any of their top 10 stairs.
Ah, you know, Larry, Mo.
Okay, okay.
Perley.
They invented these genres.
Or they let known for our genre.
Yeah, police hop.
Police hop?
Yep.
Can you give us an example?
try that in a small pollution town that you can
what's it
that was a lot
that was a lot
okay
Here's the problem I'm having right now.
You like to take everything into your own hands and sounds like Mr. Man.
Yeah.
You know, take, uh, coming back to the courthouse in your own hands.
Love it.
Potentially hold a man's life in your own hands.
Yep. That's true.
Potentially just, you know, want to do,
I just don't like them. I'm that guy said his mom's a crackhead
Yeah, she was a crack. Oh that guy said he killed a person
Where's kinds of cop that guy back there killed a person when he was a kid
Yep
That guy's a murderer
I can't pick and she goes, you can't pick and she goes, you can't pick and she goes.
Okay.
All true.
Yeah.
Okay.
Can't pick and she goes, what's the option you listen to?
Okay.
Yep.
That guy has killed people though.
I've killed people too.
Well, why am I the one on trial?
Well, so I'm just going to have some concern with the...
From this game, the opposite of that one.
Sounds like you may have a recording, you can consider, and how about the time they're
happen, but with all this rest of the police force and even with Mr. King himself when they have a reason to be stopping the taining giving you orders, you need to follow them and not run away from them, okay?
All right.
This would not notice whatever happened in Polito.
Now, Killian, I'm going to ask you a moment.
Talk with you and try and remember what I just said and you helped him remember, okay?
Yes, yes, you're honored.
I go ahead and take 15 seconds right now. If he actually knows what I just said.
I'm just going to play him on because this church is a dumbness.
Do you remember what he said? No, I don't know.
But I'll just play him on.
This guy's a fucking idiot.
I'm playing him like a fiddler.
You know, I shouldn't do all of this.
Yeah, just don't.
Just don't fucking say anything stupid.
And don't do anything illegal and just say,
understand to everything it says. Okay, that sounds good. Okay, okay, and I just I'm a
lawyer. I'm a murderer. I'm a murderer. I'm a murderer. I'm a murderer. I'm a
law-player. I think he understands reasonably everything that you said. I
think he understands reasonably. Everything that you said. I believe he's
overseeing. Okay. Good. Good.
to kill you responsible for the
outcome of this is that possible.
That is no.
Come on.
I'll make a real responsible.
Killian, first degree murder is a severe charge.
And it's similar to charges.
And there has been some flights from LGJ.
Non compliance.
Okay.
Yes, Your Honor.
You're on the point out.
I made a $50,000.
This is a nice question mark.
How is he going to pay the $25.
It's working for you.
I'll never mind. I'm going to have you begin coordinating that to see if that's possible, okay?
Oh, never mind. You're on it. I was going to point out as well that he had tried to escape in prison earlier today as well.
We got a couple.
No, I did not.
It was there any reports of these.
There were reports or anything.
I didn't see that.
Yeah.
I mean, you're certainly everything tonight.
They just make shit up.
Yeah, there's all the share come on. Yeah, this year. I can't see that reports. I can tell you
Yeah, see we got to be able to see it report. We got to be able to see it. We got to be able to see it.
Yeah, especially when I bring up to my attention whenever he went back to the phone.
You know, like all the cops just cannot wrap their own very mind around the concept of just getting a hold of the other department and asking for access to a
It's just too obvious.
Look at the whole of his face.
And I said,어, wait, what the hell are we doing?
He's so fucking my phone is ringing.
Back in that bag.
It's on your flame mode, so he's calling out that phone.
It was my phone.
That was my phone.
That was my phone.
So now that's on me.
So if the only reason is well, we can get into first degree murder,
murder that purely alone I understand the very of the charge but that usually people
could still be also arrested and shit for that kind of stuff to you know you're
over I could call I won't find me medical as well right what makes you think he
can't call not what even if you're a doctor that's not what I'm
okay this guy's out but he has a fucking dick on his ass and I'm sick of not
saying it. I know we're all thinking it. He's got a fat fucking one
of pride up his ass. Oh, sorry, but I know we were all thinking that.
Yeah, first of the murderers, the most serious possible. I think
ticker is now. And it wasn't and it wasn't charged
correctly. Well, listen, that's what it was charged. I have to assume that my
I feel a lot of sort of the,
can I just say something?
I don't know.
If that woman was in polito, she'd still be alive.
You can't.
You try that in a small police should town.
You won't get away with that.
Wait, wait, wait.
Are you trying to meet?
What are you just saying?
I'm hearing it.
I'm hearing it, I'm hearing it.
Buzzards, I actually didn't hear him,
because I'm keeping hearing it.
And that's it.
And I'm not repeating myself.
Shut your name, blah, blah, blah, blah.
and
no, I did not know I absolutely did not
there they go again
there they fucking go again
oh my fucking god I'm gonna fucking do it
okay
here's way both
we are going to jail
if the facts are great of
imminent danger okay
the facts are great
That's a great of imminent danger or flight. It's harmless.
I'll be right here.
I swear to fucking God, if he gets caught for a bit of violation, goes, I didn't
understand why lawyer didn't teach me this. I'm going to have a connection.
I want my lawyer.
Yeah, we want to, you're one of that. We want to want that, you're on it. We don't want
We don't want you on the connections, we need you.
Yeah, so do you understand that if he somehow goes, well I don't understand this and there's a reason he doesn't add your fault, I'm gonna add your bar.
Well, I mean come on, I'm gonna be my fault, I mean.
No, look at him right now, your bar is on the line.
Sir, I don't mean want to be a lawyer in the first place, I mean, come on, I'm gonna be a cow.
It wouldn't be my fault, I mean.
Are you ignoring my orders?
I'm looking at him, sorry.
Alright, you played with him. You took your bars on the line.
Hey, my, his bar?
No, they're, my bars on the line.
You understand that?
He's conditioned, your bars on the line.
And I have a shit ton of fucking student that, and I fucking need a job.
That doesn't sound very convincing, killin. You better get out of it right now.
Sir, do you understand that?
I'm going to, I want to make this very clear.
He's going to make it very clear.
I've never understood anything more in my life what did he say to me to stay on he's gonna the greatest behavior
Tell me say I was just seeing back in this courtroom after you ran and bail today
I mean look at this face. That's surely
Oh, that's correct, right until I will
Know you oh, I'm sorry
I'm not going to run get that cannot be phrased. I'm going to I know one is the refueling. I'm going to take so much pleasure
And watching these cops lose
These cops eat a lose. I don't know what my what about you?
He has you only thin him. Yes, it is the
I was it's of course for any time. He's a
Corridor. I'm going to fucking jack my man. I'm going to masturbate my God. We think we win they lose. Come on. No
I'm not going to deny myself of that play my clock in front of you know it. No, I was going to go up to 60 grams. I can't afford that please
I can't afford that either
I definitely can't afford it because I've been working for nothing all the time. I've been on this for so
Okay, so now
Who can help guarantee that this man is going to show off the court
Is anyone willing to sponsor him for bail anyone of being willing to be his benefactor any friends
Please kill killians put this jelly I was pointing I I have gripping that oh my god, I
Unless killin can you think of anything else this and has that would force them to come back other than 60 grand of course six grand initially
But 60 grand should you not you all
You're gonna be like any like no, I don't need key
$1,000.
$470.
$2,000.
That's almost $3,000.
We have $3,000, your honor.
Between the two of us, we have $3,000, your honor.
I mean, I have so well done.
Yeah.
Is Lossie sure is up for him?
I mean, fine.
You can all of your money back.
Yeah.
We'll work for another time.
Please.
Or if you don't repeat out or a problem, if you know, I'm probably going to,
In fact, I'm just going to make it known.
I'm improving a probable cause hearing.
I was hoping.
I've seen.
Thank you.
So much.
It just means the arresting officer and anyone he believes is crucial,
not the full court audience.
And then the defense and not your witnesses.
He uses fucking crap.
And his.
Okay, so point being once they're resting officer is available and if anyone he believes he needs to call for directly that incident and not as whole fucking list is available
Are we able to put in our locker sir. Yeah, so we're going to put that in the dock and we'll underfall
All right, well you hand them an empty technique and enter himself and wonderful. I think you're out.
You're out. I might be busy that day.
You're not working a fucking schedule it
to be granted with the standard bail conditions.
Okay.
Oh, damn it.
Yeah.
Well, thanks, Your Honor.
You won't be granted.
Mr. Meiner, I found me.
Have you ever hoped is bail?
And, you know, he had a police guilty, or, you know,
fuck it.
And the fact they're great for a bench trial finds him guilty,
then he has bail will be your votes.
And we'll collect that 60 grand from his account.
But I'm in debt.
Great.
Congratulations on your bail, uh, Lars. I love you. You're under
100% sure. You're not making a mistake
That's okay, that's okay. I understand bail is in our constitution as a right unless the fuck did I ever do to you asshole
I didn't. Where's the evidence so we can grab all of the money we need.
Yeah, I mean, I'm 18 out here.
There's no dirt by gear.
$2,000 by large 200 conditions.
Come on, Mr. Man.
And at the initial six thousand has been covered.
What did you suck at suck boy?
Yeah, initial 3,000 was $2,000.
I don't have a thousand dollars at all.
Excuse me.
Can we have a thousand dollars?
I wish I had it.
Do you have 600?
I have 300.
Okay, let's all come on.
and $210 in cash just where I can just
I can't get you back to me please
okay then whatever you have
sanded to me
I have anything
I don't have anything
I don't have anything
don't fucking have
I don't have anything
I can put it in the DOJ
down to you
oh we didn't get access now
Oh yeah, I'll be right back. If you don't know what's up. I think I forgot my
God, what's going on outside? Oh my God. Oh
Jesus Christ. Oh my God
Are they kicking each other's asses? Do I need to do a rest of PD God? Oh
Oh, oh god they're punchy got woman. Oh
They live they live those defendants. That's not released on bail until he pays yet. I need you to watch him
I was just opening the door open because the random front door. Oh
What
That's not that's not a huge role
It just means I got it right in the eye.
Can I go to sleep? Oh, at the car section. In a moment. We need to keep your money.
Okay, but I'm I'm really tired.
Okay, killing it.
Yep.
You okay?
Yeah, we're doing fine, you're on her.
I gotta go to sleep. I need the money.
I gotta ride here, or you're on her.
I've been an extremely flexible adult.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Come on.
Here's the three man.
First. Good.
All right.
Tonight.
Thank you.
You're all free.
I'm a male.
I'm a female.
I
Hey
Well, it's judged just a lot me free, but I'm and 100% guilty
Oh, a lot of good for you, man. Do you want to come hang out with me? I don't think so. Okay
Thanks though
I can't believe it. Congratulations.
What the hell is her problem?
The hell was that about?
I had to do my quick ad and I'm terrified.
the
grown-up hurts
to stop
And a name pick.
Player in Thompson.
What the fuck?
That, back off soon.
This isn't, doesn't matter.
I'm going to create some RP for while I'm going.
I'm good for while I'm bad.
Go.
go.
Oh, so.
Like.
Good, you be with when you be right and boom
And I got nothing to prove I'm a favorite dude
I'm breaking the room and say,
boom, I'm taking the money, who's your man?
How do you smoke so good?
You just suck a star, boy
Why you still up in the mood?
What in the world are they next by?
What you got in that bad?
I'll come on the camera,
we're gonna be the next one
Now I'm just eyeing these money, me and you
You
You
You
You
You
You
and
a
relish
the relish guy
is not really a condiment that I don't like
You're why I've hates hates sauce on anything. Oh, you should divorce that woman
Good more time put it you're not like flavor
It means you doesn't like sauce, through the fuck just doesn't like sauce. Dry nuggets
Oh
Probably got to scratch my throat going down
and
I don't want to read garlic knots of no sauce on it, I mean if they're good knots, I'd like I've had crazy
garlic knots before enough on any sauce on it, they're like really good, is there no fast food
one in this.
I'm go over.
I actually go over.
Okay, only one place is getting the...
the
the
the
the
the
People beg for you to fucking change shit and fucking piss and cry and then you do it and then you they just stop our pee
Hey
Erlo.
Adini, some food?
You're son for delivery?
Oh, no, let me get to work.
is. Hello. Hello. You sign? Yeah, I could sign.
Doorless, fairly nice. What do we have?
and
every getting more cups of what
is
but still delivery
Do you need help, Gary?
Do you need help with anything?
Oh, nice, perfect!
No man, this is perfect.
I'm going to go gamble in here.
Oh, I like a lot.
Not bad.
This is what we needed.
Well, this is very good here. I think for sure you guys ordered a gambling machine.
Yeah, it's perfect to the setting.
That's got a cool.
Yeah. Well, you're not allowed to use it on company type though, okay?
I don't gamble. That's a waste of money.
Okay. Well, now you need to use it on company type.
I'm sure it's a new to use in our company type but then I'll lose buddy. Yeah, but you might win some it's exciting
I'll lose some it's not exciting. No
Once you hit it you'll get it you'll get it and I don't like
What be name the name the machine
Oh, he brought me here.
You have no idea.
Yeah.
What do you want to name the machine, right?
Because you're going to be using it the most at night point.
What's it?
We can name the machine.
We can have a name.
Yes.
Name the machine.
God, hear me.
What if we name it?
What if we name it?
What if we name it?
Fred.
Okay.
You can find a good name.
That's what you came up with.
Yeah, Fred.
Is it a nanny?
Or we could name it Bob, we could name it as she's Bob, Bob's a good name.
No, I don't like to.
Bob, very bad name, yes. I don't like.
You know, we're going with Fred, but never anyone asks why it's named Fred, I'm just going to point at you.
I tried. I...I...okay.
Come on. Ding, buddy. Come on. Big, buddy.
A little bread.
Thanks to me, John. I'm tra-
Max Spad, here we go. Okay.
Let's go, let's go, little.
I hope I don't have enough money to the Max Spad. Okay, hold on.
Now, there's no way to decrease the bet.
Don't, I don't have enough money, or don't, let me get it out of my wallet.
Okay, next bet.
Okay. There we go. Yeah, okay. Just kidding. Yeah, I'm a wallet. Nice.
Okay, I've got the money back. We didn't win, but you know, that's net even.
Easy. Okay, let's do it again. Okay.
I thought that you were having a good time.
hey, yeah, that's what I was going to do.
The 10% winnerator non-new.
It's had a hit chance, I think, right?
Yes, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, keep going, back's back, back's back, yes, oh god, they have a fire.
Yeah, that's my turn now, yes, I try.
I go my legs, my legs are working, oh I think of oh nice, there we go, if GGA
role players just they're just like oh I just must be glitched just out of
It ain't fucking in my next product, right?
Can I drive my brand?
It just 10%.
Oh, what's the price?
We're doing.
I only lost $100 there, and that felt good.
Like that.
reading is so hard what the fuck
what am I reading is that hit chance ten percent ten
a shit chance ten
we asked him oh yeah well next time you see you wish him happy birthday
okay
the last of me
I mean, I'm gonna move this floor song.
Nice. Thank you.
I'm so confused. I thought the game was gonna be an underground thing.
Oh, it's one slot machine.
It's one slot machine.
Gotta give him a taste.
if
it will be gone in three hours
if you win test for 101 is a time
legal
if you will 10% of the time that makes it one of the best lot by she's ever exists
sort of weird that's the minimum
Okay, and thanks for watching GTA RP this week
Okay, and thanks for watching GTA RP this week. I'll be back Wednesday and more people can tell me how to do my job then
of
a
more people to tell me how to do it then
of
this is open. Yeah, I'm going to be honest. I just wanted to put one slot machine
into the world and see what happened. Hey, that's all. I just wanted to put one slot
machine in the world. Get anyone set up a slot machine? I don't think anyone's gotten
to a year there are ways to get them
for an admin
no um we're still trying to figure out how to exactly bring the men to the world
um
thinking like a heist
probably makes sense
I don't know. Are they able to steal that one?
I think they, you know, I don't know why don't you, uh, hey, you can applaud a chase RP today.
Explanation point chase RP and why don't you figure it out in RP?
Let's figure it out in RP. Hey, Patrick, can you explain the entire mechanic to me right now?
Hey, Penta, can you explain, uh,
a
mental capacity to watch a 30 second take talk
could you just explain how it works in its entirety right now
30 seconds is a long actually
That's true.
Actually, there's a lot.
This is just like the ending, uh, this is the ending of, uh,
Greece.
You're going to watch Greece?
I'm moving, you sure?
We're going fast.
Excellent.
I know my friend with me, you know games. It's going on in the world.
What?
Come on, Tray. Come on.
Are you gonna grab my wallet?
No, I've got it.
Give it to Tray.
You, you get over here.
Look what you've got.
Get on.
I just want to put one in the world and say what I have.
It's a me feel good for a second and then dad for a lot of seconds
This was a good call
Oh no, not the MS
Oh, it's all
You're a little bit more than me.
Yeah, we got it.
We got it.
We got a new machine.
Wow.
I made $900 and then I lost $900.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It don't go for a second though when I was winning.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
We're probably in more of these guys.
You know what he has, because you know what's the final part of this.
Oh, you got to wait.
Can't wait for the stick.
He was the final boss.
This whole time.
Oh.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
There you go.
Right.
Say if someone's taking it, you need it.
That just get them out of the way.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Well, the end of the song.
Cooper, surprise.
You know.
You're waiting alone.
Well, I want to jump.
I'm here for one moment.
Do you guys need food while you're waiting alone?
You're winning like the other.
Is there just one way to go?
No, it's it's all right there.
Yeah, a little bit one.
Grab this bag ice out of your body.
You've got to have a lot of money.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Are you winning over there?
Are you winning?
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh, maybe not.
Oh, don't forget to give one and he works at the gym, this is a nice team.
I'm in.
Yeah.
Oh, can 4k and 10k.
Yeah, but what do you come back? You know, you're going to feel good for a second when you're
and then you should know that when you do it all the time you can get it.
Yeah.
Blondon in your wedding.
Spending now.
I better handle it.
Let me know.
Backspat.
Let's backmat.
Yeah, 100 pounds.
Yeah.
And that feel.
Hey, dad.
Right?
Nice.
He is the one who is playing Falknow.
I don't know if there is a name to it.
I don't know if there is a name to it.
No.
Yeah, you can get on the sloppysane.
Is that what I'm talking about?
I just want one Waffle One Coyote.
One Waffle One Coffee.
Okay.
you mean does. Oh, God. We should feel like I'm playing the Sims. Is it kind of like being a server owner?
It is kind of like you playing the same. It got a bit. It's like, oh yeah, okay, they're not really liking this.
the
and the flip the car of course into it was totaled on the co was called and a
you know it's pretty much it was my mother's this whole world out there man
pretty pretty pretty good it literally just we've already seen our acting
in Rhodes.
Maybe?
I guess that's what the lawyer for.
Tomach Criminal Understanding of the Law.
I think?
and
we really did a
we really made a server
guys thank you for all your support
one of real quickly say that i i do appreciate this has been a dream of mine for years i guess i don't know
well it has been a dream mine for years i just didn't want to have to become a server owner
I'm going to brainstorm on how to get it out there, man.
I don't think my initial plan, the casino stuff is going to happen.
So that's why I went with Plan B.
You got a video shoot them.
I'm getting to the next time, okay?
Is it already ready?
Well.
Alright, I'm out broke you.
Actually, I didn't make it a little bit of money.
Oh yeah, it's made 25 bucks.
It's awesome.
this by sitting there. Wow, casinos are... very easy.
Cinos are like... people are like, like, passive income.
If you ever be down to a century to a snake, our feeling.
He... century has told me what he wants to do, and we are working to make that happen.
and it is going to happen night we just need a little bit of time that's all
and I'm not going to spoil it but we just need some time
right now I think I think that the two things that we're working on right now are the taxi job that I'm very excited for
and uh... also the mashing minigame
her cuffs
was working on a barrio interior to some of the good cause there's been some
vlogos
storage wars wind
you know what dude
I actually, that's so fucking crazy that you said that because I woke up, and I had this,
uh, sometimes I just wake up at like eight a.m. with an idea in my, and I just start writing
down.
But I did have this idea of doing storage wars, like storage garages, where, where I do
just like spawn, like, just like a bunch of prompts in it, like the, or even like a car.
You know what I mean?
Uh, and then just doing that completely in R.P.
Um, so maybe I'll do that next weekend.
You know, I can put like crates in there that have shit in them or I can even just put shit in like the trunk of the cars
You know what I mean just like such and shit up. Let me cool
It's just it just for our opinion, you know, I'm just a lot of people think to do
Any plans for pay phones now the dark chat is removed
I'm going to be honest, I kind of just want criminals to meet in person and talk, you know, like, I just, this might be just like in insane concepts and maybe I'm overpicking, but I just feel like if you want to have a meeting and you don't want the potential for it to get investigated by the police, you should just have to meet in person.
I really dislike anonymous chats in RP. I just think it kind of sucks.
Thanks a too easy. Back to basics.
Let's kind of what I'm trying to go for with Chases back to basics, but with modern technology.
I don't know
how can I fuck with those? I mean I could just blow them all
We can go around for hours, I do offline.
See what's going on.
It's a happy library act in the show.
I hate where I look.
Classic.
the
press it out, the taxi job works so well, literally, let's not know effort into the taxi jobs,
let's so funny to me, they're so basic, I love it though
the
the
to go and suppose you're right that's got a check oh I suppose quick quit quit
I suppose you're right everyone can thank that guy for reminding me but I
actually do need. I do have a sponsor. You all should announce the need of a clothing
devil on discord. Okay. Yeah. Go through 20 more applications of people that have
to blindly rip shit from the Sims.
It's gonna be awesome.
Very excited to do that.
Gonna be fun.
Poor Arma, yeah.
Rewww.
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You are actually the real ones.
Ten hours in my ass.
Okay, Miss Mossy, I was very clear.
Very clear that 10 hours were Friday and Saturday
I was very by, okay, they're leaving, they're panicking.
Air fucking, are fucking panicking.
I was very clear.
I love Belle Sheelberg!
We're going to be there.
You guys, where wins me?
Uh, let's meet a law again.
got my password.
We got password.
The mail are user-in.
Oh, it's time to play the game.
The count does not exist.
I gave him.
I think that's a great thing.
That's like an actually just part of the game.
two count
register
yeah cuz i swear to god they i think they gave me an account
Do you agree? Yes, do you agree to fight in the Chinese army? Yes, yes, I do
I'm over 18 region United States
0 through 5 version of the question
That user.
Bill will.
Brief Intermission Chat.
Will I do this?
Brief Intermission.
Don't create it.
You just fucking shit.
Fuck just happen to me.
Alright guys, where the wins meet.
Sorry.
Again.
So, the first thing we can do is to control the power of the Earth.
It's a big surprise.
It's a huge surprise.
The second thing we can do is to control the Earth's power of the Earth.
It's a huge surprise.
to
all the new computer and it's a cool
the
I love China. Did you see that clip? Save it for Wednesday.
to
save it for runs if you want me to go fuck
here what's an admin menu that turns you Chinese
that's right
guys where wins me
explanation point where wins me in the chat
Turn back to the Smash Robbs.
The secret within that pendant must be quite something.
No, no, no.
After half of that.
There he is.
I, uh, you know what it is?
Is that on my fucking idea?
After that, after that, they're here.
John, don't look up at it alone!
Oh my god, I couldn't hit right bumper.
Okay, that's not it, sir.
The whole world's after you, you still won't tell?
No one's talking, still inviting me to jump now.
What happened?
It's too much against the world, what a dog!
So the last time I spent my entire scholarship time trying to defeat a boss this time I thought I would actually play the game in order
Or maybe I'll just go back to the boss again
What the fuck is he aiming with the joy stick dude?
3 Guardian time!
Even the hardest population takes interest if you're in more trouble than I thought!
Rimer member goes to the bottom of the deck and the snow's been tiered by fewer and desperate!
I am shall be open.
Hey, did I change my title in shit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, nice.
Now I can do nothing for two hours.
two hours.
Fucking free money time boys, let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shield the shit out of your ass.
Holy shit, let's guys saw him.
You see a UFO sighting about us?
Another one?
Guys, I think this might be the years of UFO sighting.
Fucker are you doing it?
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Please survive.
There we go.
Aliens definitely exist. What if we're the aliens?
What if we're actually the aliens sold on?
of
I'll be sped off.
I'll be sped.
I got him on my way to see him.
Sick cutie.
I'm not
Oh, he's good.
Perfect shot.
I'm losing.
Check out I really don't want to lose to a story of us.
That's gonna bum me out.
Oh wait, never mind us, it's something.
Yeah, you!
I'm actually scared of that happening in real life.
Shot the fuck on.
Get smothered.
NOOOOORR!
That would be your uncle leaving.
Really?
I can't skip it.
I'm gonna be a sexy girl, I'm gonna be a sexy girl to get sex up.
Oh
Where do you go to
These gallery, right?
Bad gallery
Holy shit.
Stonehenge.
Pretty cool.
the
these all look like G.J.R.P. characters may
have a talker
hold on a damn second
I want it loaded
come on man
damn moon got hot
to
I
don't know if I can do that.
Yeah.
How's that knock off your right?
Good luck swimming China, buddy.
Also, I think it's like set the user created or some share.
and
that I got it
a blue person.
A turn name.
E.
That could be anything.
They're already taken.
All right.
to
move down
I'm not like when you make a, you burn the winter building offense.
I wonder if that man and Black left any clues behind?
I got a clue shot the fuck up.
This symbol.
Wow.
That is the name of Black, but I should look inside.
I'm pretty sure there's space out of Kentucky.
Oh my god, I wasn't for I'd took another
Turn review oh
the
production search
each had a five-bed over while you're
Wait.
That shot, should I play the Burning Crusade or should I do literally anything else with my free time?
I hadn't noticed that before.
The letter to Uncle John, from someone named Wei.
actually anything else. Yeah.
Build Wars 1. I think guild Wars 3 was confirmed, apparently.
I'd rather watch you smoke crack.
Well, one, I mean that doesn't sound like bad content though.
I mean, not, I'm not going to stream burning myself.
who didn't use to share the first serving?
I don't know.
The Corps has five gifted sub-during a sponsorship?
I mean, realize he's kind of rude.
Oh, wow.
Thank you, man.
Thank you so much.
Sponsored.
Someies are insane.
Thank you, Nicole.
I appreciate that.
It was a very good week of our feet.
What's this big announcement on the hood?
No idea.
Maybe she'll grant me permission to learn martial arts in the jungle.
Is it her lead soul thing?
Oh yeah.
Read a book with Zelda?
I can do it too!
She doesn't like the kind of books that I read, because there's no words.
How you can, hero and Ruby?
But we need to head to the general shrine today.
Next time.
I just started hop on pop last night, but I'm kind of...
I'm still called Page 3.
Some have said, hustler.
I'm pretty sure they went out of business 15 years ago.
I don't think they may hustlers anymore.
the
gold that is a man
as a method of analogue porn
you have read if you give a mouse a cookie
I thought about it but I thought I was reading it but it was actually this book called mouse about Hitler mice or something
I bought the wrong fucking one.
I bought the wrong. Yeah.
I bought the wrong thing.
I thought it was if you give a mouse a cookie.
to
the
of
the shits that up
is called still
a fucking care of the
the
turn tanker pay
and
the
you don't get to say that body
the
no no
okay I'm sorry
yeah it's been ready
I was fucking on them.
I'm gone.
He's fucking...
Oh, I can slow down.
I think there's aim assist, I'm so fucking good.
Yes, let's go whole-pounder.
If it wasn't for heroin Ruby's help, we might have actually lost.
W whole-pounder.
That's sad that we just killed all those birds, man.
There's a bowling ball made with that name.
a
Oh my watch that new game of their own show tonight the first episode came out today. Do you guys watch that shit?
No
It did
Yeah, that's where it came out today.
So they can fuck you over a third time.
Maybe this time it'll be better
because that series is complete that it's based on.
Belkin Ag and a whole pounder.
The Dragon One?
Now there's no dragons in this.
Things have definitely been odd and sing holitely.
And odd-hons?
They said that about House of Dragons?
They can wait until the first jar banquet.
I just could not get into House of Dragons now.
I don't know, like I tried but it just, it just wasn't clicking with me.
Yeah, cause they fucked it up.
Yeah, but I was watching him when people were like, it's good. Like I watched like the first three episodes and I just, it just wasn't doing it man.
you
no mind
man there needs there needs to be like a TV show that comes out of the light
everyone's watching
I feel like that hasn't been a thing since
I guess stranger things kind of
but it's different when
fall out now I'm talking more like
like game of thrones level
disappointment television, dude. I know. I fucking hate when whole seasons are released at once because then I'm like, well
I guess I have to ignore Twitter until I have the time to watch this until I have eight hours of free time.
I fucking hate that shit, man
and
some kind of battle pass
Let's go, let's go.
I am Xiao Biobie.
Didn't crazy.
Popping him out.
Oh no, this is Dr. Pepper.
Popping a Dr. Pepper.
I'll have this.
I'm gonna go fuck a bear up.
You're gonna pop a doctor better yourself.
Dude, I've been drinking so many sugar like zero sugar-mounted news,
and it's since it's zero calories.
Like all these zero sugar sodas.
I feel it's not bad for you at all.
There's nothing wrong with it.
I've been having like 20 a day and there's it's fine. There's no calories
How can it be bad?
I just learned how to cheat
There's other stuff in it like what?
we're ready to die jean
shit
What the fuck am I going to do tomorrow? I have the day off. I could do my taxes.
I could clean the house. I could clean the garage, or I could get day drunk on wine.
Damn.
up and out
celebrate
okay
all right
my brothers and sisters are no longer have a dream I have a nightmare
MLK cheated on his wife
That'll do you that
Was she fatter something
He's a babe pull up a picture of MLK's wife being alone
that's the propaganda
what's
they wouldn't do that
okay
you
what she had in under there
Well, what's she got the Mars attack here?
Okay, apparently I picked the worst one.
Let's go with the dual blades.
Maybe I will play Bird and Crusade. I didn't play it when it first came out, you know, 20 years ago.
It's your favorite expansion. No way it's better than wrath.
Oh, nesta call.
I'm not.
Wait, with McAuto, McAuto doesn't like to play well with me because I saw him.
I'm trying to find Ruby first.
But McAuto also kind of sucks it well.
I wonder when I'll go jam over turn.
I want to search for him in the jam who, but on home won't allow it.
I'll take I loved while after Cato that's not a hot take a lot of people like this
that's not that's a cool take
I'm talking about while you'll relapse. Relapse, play for a weekend and then you come to your senses.
That's literally why happens. People like Miss, people do like Miss, yeah.
Yeah, but some money. I mean, I've had an active while some for fucking five years, and I've
played not a lot.
I can't cancel it.
On sub, I can't.
I mean, listen, if the server, if it comes down to $15,
We're in a parent tiger's race to begin with how long is the sponsor other hour and a half
Old-pounder versus
Bang Zoon
Kai's after canceled my Wilson's come from the government server cost
I don't pet to it's playing wild Monday and two say I
It's it feels like a waste of like my off-time though. No, I don't know
Probably because it is
the
the
whole pounded
I don't I didn't do any of this last time, do you know I mean I don't know
And she clapping
No, you fought one boss a whole time. That's true, I did.
No coins, no buy weapons. That is absolutely what happened. And it was great.
I spent...
There was a room jean
Hold on! I think that's a bummer!
The arena
I wonder what's going on with the slot machine
I have treasure of the day
And I see the...
Well, it's already the last one
Ah! What's this?
What's this?
It's out of money
That's how
About someone stole it already
Redeam code
Let's see if somebody already stole the money. I'm not gonna refill it and I guess just get fucked
Holy
This is take off
I wonder any of this shit
Oh, Jim.
You know what I should maybe do?
It's finished, Baldur's Gate.
Man that that act three wall fucking hippie
Yeah, you so have it. I think a lot of people didn't make it out of act three
There shouldn't
You just restarted it. I'm 150 hours in. I'm not if I restarted it. It's just gonna be the same problem after 150 more hours
Good content, NAC 3. Yeah, I just got to the part where
Suckubist fucked me till I died and that was probably a year ago is lost on me plan
That's a good ending, but that's what I'm saying, and I want to fucking lose games over.
Maybe we should just restart. Baby! Should we just restart Baldur's Gate at this point?
You think I don't know if we should, maybe.
If we've restarted, we'd have to lock in.
That's true.
Well, you know what? Because we don't even have Gail, because I fucking let him die.
So I guess we could restarted.
Yeah, I didn't pull him out of the damn portal.
Yeah, I'm sure.
He deserves death. Also I did the right thing then by not saving him.
I was shot a heart was real you guys think I'd have a shot was shot a heart if she was real
yeah she's gay IRL what do you mean IRL
you know that she's not
body
what the fuck do you mean I
are
haha
you know she's not
okay
you know what
shadow hard is real
this real
It's real the mean damn it.
The Mirage bow.
I'm gonna have to get my help.
I'm gonna have to get my help.
Master Jump.
Your jump is too far.
Here's Master Jump.
You go have a stroll.
Chat three more pants, three more payments in the escalator's paid off.
Then I'm done.
Fucking done.
IRL?
Yeah, real?
Just pay the last three now.
Damn.
Insell it.
Fuck that.
It doesn't even have 70,000 miles on it.
And I bought it.
I think I bought it with like 40.
I've only put 20,000 miles on that car.
I've had it for five years.
That's not much I drive.
and
for a bit of a
stream man you know most miles people other guards like to work in shit right
not drive anywhere I don't have to drive to work every day
and half the time I do anything else I'm over in because I'm going to get fucking shit
shit can, shit blasted, yeah my commute is uh, to the bedroom from the bedroom to my computer
put three k miles under car a year, yeah see that guy gets it, it's nice
And now I'm just going to keep the car forever, bro. I don't need what the fuck do I need a new car for?
This year I think you put 23k on your. Is that a lot? Or is that average?
I'll go down and the only says that the so I can lick her from the border on me smells better
That's that feels like a wall
23k miles in a year
That feels like a lot
It's like I fall in the shoes you pay it off. They triggered expensive shit start going on
You take my cards just gonna blow up
Maybe well the second I started after I make the last paper
It's like in godfather. Here's during the drunken immortal month
All right, it's paid off kill him well that fucker up
that's a lot of them
we think it would make the game better as if this dialogue was in Chinese
but then I wouldn't be able to understand it
Guys, explanation point where the wins meet
We'll do that for me
Yep, where men's meet where men what the fuck where wins meet?
There we go
I'm going to click that link
that
that link that helps me a lot down low the game the game's free if you can believe that
the
strashing the cello get the flush away from
the
i drink fourteen beers last night
that's it
i'll be careful buddy you probably have kindergarten tomorrow
This is dark dude. I probably shouldn't have been involved.
That's between that.
the first job being what the sear won't be peaceful
and it uh... did for answering to them
all the way from
the country know them the woman
reflame
what if she banged a Japanese dude
like she wanted to
well everywhere
could ask for that fire
fast
not hot isn't waiting for me at the door
like she usually is
No, that dude bailed.
That dude, uh, why is it done?
But he didn't go.
Smart guy.
Give up bro, you are never going to meet the wins.
I know I can do it if I try.
If I actually believe in myself, I know I can.
Give him a podcast, give him a good tomorrow.
Oh, I'm not, I'm, there's no way I'm doing that.
Did I say I would do that?
That's absolutely not happening zero percent chance
Why did I say I would do that?
I feel I remember agreeing to that but I don't remember why
Because I was done
The two with France
I said Monday now wait a minute. That doesn't sound like something I would do
Hey, you guys are fucking nothing
a
lot casting as cringes all
yeah podcast is only cool when there's a
avatar person talking to a little
Chinese girl on
that's really if you think about it
that's the only time that makes it
okay
you're so happy to be back to smoking whatever she wanted
wait what? who told her she could have smoked? I said podcast over
the 19th and you get back. I'm not gonna do that. I don't know what I'm
I'm gonna do tomorrow, but it's not gonna be streaming.
I need a rabbit.
Fairly Japan is searched about where you can smoke.
Oh,
Now it's going to say Japan, you could smoke in bars and it's dope.
No, I'm not streaming tomorrow. I cannot be clear about this.
Zero percent chance of a stream tomorrow.
Well, that's not true. Because someone could always be able to be like pent-ah, I'll give you $5,000 if you go live right now, which I absolutely wouldn't do so we'll say 1% chance
Yeah, I don't want to say no
Okay, fuck it then I'm going back to sleep
All right, I'm gonna have a good night, man
to
give you five dollars in one coupon for a free sucked up
a married
You made that guy go back to sleep.
Did that.
5K's pretty cheap you should value yourself for me.
I mean that's true, 5K really isn't even shit.
It's two months of ground views, it's fucking hell thing.
Unfortunately.
the
goes fast
the
record in the pressing
that goes fast these days and
any late were not wrangler know I am leaving the second the sponsorship is over
I'll take two months of round
All right, you got a buddy
You couldn't imagine that for around
25 hundred
That's
Out of average around here
and
this
house or should some of our students
alone
They have to go make this hop-hop home.
Oh my god, I don't care if that little girl eats.
I said they're...
You pay $1,400 for a free bed to bath.
What? Rainier?
That has to be some fucking awful place.
Is that Gary Indiana? Indiana, where is that?
Tree for? Oof.
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's that stuff.
Hey, you can win it all back at the casino, though.
A horseshoe out there.
3-4 has the worst roads I've ever seen in my life, and I'm from Michigan.
And also the worst construction I've ever seen in my life, I hate 3-4, uh, not a fun drive.
There is it, Louisiana.
There isn't a single nice thing about the city.
You should probably move, dog.
It's moves, but actually.
Yeah, I don't think I want to say that alone.
I
How do I cook this
How to get ingredients
Wild vegetables
Hey baby hey baby
Don't move to Miami
I bet Miami's not that bad if you stay out of the shitty parts, like most places.
I bet Miami's all right.
Miami's awesome if you're rich. Also true of most places.
Turns out being rich is just awesome.
Don't move to Chicago.
Yeah, Chicago's weird because even the nice places get shot up sometimes. It's just a weird fucking place
Who'd want to move to Chicago?
A lot of uh, I cook with this
Oh, what the fuck
I can toss him.
Oh god there's more.
So this is never bow.
Dark boy
Yeah, it's fucked up because Chicago's kind of fun but yeah, I don't know man
and
I feel like the crime there is kind of a ass and you know people say like, ah, you know, it's pretty
It's pretty like
You know, it's just in certain areas, but I don't know, dog
The dog's fallen
You're so hungry. I am mine.
Look.
I've never dreaded Miami not in the city is 2600 for a two-bed to bath.
A lot of shit is being built, already to 50 minutes south of downtown.
Fifteen in-hour, that's you don't live in Miami anymore.
Dog, what?
Being an hour out of downtown is not living in Miami.
That was a...is it?
Is Miami, like Chicago, where Wisconsin is part of Chicago land?
There it is.
That's normal for most big cities in hour.
I don't know about that big dog.
What big city expands an hour out of downtown?
New York?
That's different.
Houston?
Oh, the fuck it doesn't.
LA, also different.
LA and New York are massive, different. That's very different.
Vegas?
Oh, it doesn't. You talking about it.
Is there Reno like an hour away from Vegas?
It's eight hours.
Really how big is Nevada?
It's huge.
And there it just, there's just nothing there, huh? Just a giant fucking desert.
Return to blissful and true.
It's all empty.
It's fucking nothing.
Incredible.
the
everyone lives in the
man iron vagus is a super shitty to live in
offer that I've heard cheap because of
the ship
which I mean that does not make sense it's not bad
offer from people that live there that said they kind of instantly regretted it
big ones, Vegas is struggling right now, a recession indicator.
Holy fuck, Nevada is bigger than the whole of New Zealand.
Wow, that's a fun fact.
I'm a coworker grow up in Vegas and he fucking hated that place. Well, to be fair, most people
most people hate wherever they grew up. So I would take that with a grain of soul, but I have heard from other people
to move there for work and they fucking hated it. Apparently everything off the script, off the script, off the
script is just like a kind of fucking ghetto, kind of a shit hole, just trashy. I don't know.
That's just what I've heard.
It could not be true.
Cheet though?
Cheet for a reason.
My grandpa always said he'd get what you pay for.
them seems to get to be true it probably is chat.
See you, bro.
You did sub here. No, no, no, no, no. Now this is a great deal.
distance streamer delivered on one of the two servers that I've promised. That's not bad.
One out of two, not bad.
What's the big news you're going to announce at the banquet?
Does it's not doing a podcast on one day?
Serve wine.
Get down.
Oh my god, it looks like she's doing blue face.
They're the sir of one.
I
want one you do
I'm not going to answer that question because I I actually don't care.
Nice try, Clipper.
I'm skipping all that shit, man.
skip that's a step
how's the game
I just lost the game
it's great I love the skin I'm having a great time
I'll never forget where I was when I started the game.
My stepbrother told me about it while we were at Taco Bell.
That's when you could still get 10 tacos for $10.
those are the good old days shut up okay
give a brother step brother I haven't talked to any of them in like fuck I
old in my 33. Probably, oh well over 10 years at this point, but I mean I
They grow up with them or anything, so you know it's not like that.
Head to the track, I...
That's why you never talk about them.
Yeah, I mean like that ain't grown up.
Basically cousins.
Yeah, not really they're just like some I they're just more some dudes that like this chick that my dad bangs knows
I guess I'll be the most I'm just
No family reunions
Do that's like a southern thing man
I'm never really here of anyone doing that up north, that just feels like a southern thing to me.
Your family does that shit.
My family reunion's would be hell.
My mom has, on my mom's side, giga people from West Virginia who would love Trump.
that
and God love them both
love God long-term
would not would not have a good time
and also again
and like you know those things themselves like may
like you know whatever I can I can I can tolerate it not I don't really give a shit right but
But also then like being from West Virginia, you would just have to go man if you've never been to West Virginia
If you want to experience like
Depression
Manifestate like just manifestation of depression
West Virginia if it sucks dude
Dude, I I've never been to a worse place in my life. It's like Polito. Oh, it's so awful man
West Virginia is actually the shitty assay I've ever been to in my life
Oh, Bill! Bill! Bill!
Good song about it though.
And uh, I don't even know.
Hmm, the track about the leader.
What do they got there in West Virginia?
Fucking pills.
Pills?
That.
Have a big casino down.
Hotpills, library gas station as well. Some of them worked, too, too.
My advice for just me to buy all of them, and then just a tribal.
At the same time.
Oh.
West Virginia is seriously one of the most beautiful places in the country. That is true.
actual beautiful place, shoot sh**t, hold on.
Probably I would say the place where racism is still the most alive.
this is not a good point
easily uh that's I don't know where Alabama
nom man
it's rough and wester than you
this is sippy
I won't damn what's growing fast.
You know what's crazy to me about all these towns is like, I see or something wonder like, all these small towns.
It seems like there's no real small town in America where the population is going up.
And they're just all kind of like, die. You know what I mean? Something like,
the fuck is gonna happen to these places in like the next 10 years you know what I mean?
There's some, and not a lot though, you know?
that's crazy
ghost towns, yeah ghost towns are crazy, but just that like a whole concept, they don't
in
you think the decoders are going to merge
that's bound to happen at some point
oh
I'm a
what the fuck
Let me up there.
All right.
There's a boss.
one beginner. What?
Four saline kill. Where is that?
and
my opinion once the best place
to visit the best place to live
I mean it just it
legitimately just depends on what you want
there's no answer
but in my it like I guess you said in my opinion
like for me for my needs
I mean I kind of like Austin
what would I say the best I don't know
It's probably the best for me to live right now because it's close to Chelsea's family and it's close enough to a major airport
Where I can fly the time I need and there's a lot of pinball
But things I don't like I
I, I fucking, I, I do, I miss seasons a little bit.
I, I miss having a fall, also it's just like summer, even hotter summer, and then hell,
and then like kind of winter, but not really, it just gets cold, and everything's done.
snow sucks. I don't mind it for a little bit.
Fuck do I go, man.
There's no perfect place to live.
I don't know.
What's my favorite place to visit?
I need to get a little more traveled.
I need to travel some more, you know.
But I guess I would have to say probably a Chinese buffet.
Scotland.
Scotland.
I don't even know how to open up my mouth, he's got to be away.
West, oh, here we go, oh, I see. I haven't been brought, what do you mean running around
mindlessly for an hour I was I was on the quest
up a fuck
Rack.
West?
track restart.
Brack quest.
Okay.
Here you go, sure.
Nope.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Fucking shit!
What the fuck is that?
this is probably the right way to go
two x-paration who's the boss?
there are voices at the target actually
what's he doing to that thing
he's us
No, I don't cook. I
Saw got it
Too hard I
Learning how to do shit
Just a pain in the ass, you know
of
Exactly, I can eat.
Who's weapon?
I'm done.
It's a comb of my flame, blade.
of
all
all
you know I sleeping a can you
barking a sleeper now
I can hear the winds
I think it's dead dog
I think it's dead, dog.
Sorry for the human mantra?
That was ridiculous.
That was funny though.
There's a funny RPD.
I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do on Wednesday.
I'm gonna figure it out.
Okay, oh, I'm gonna tell you.
I don't believe what they're killing them.
That her loves you do.
Hey.
Oh, God.
I'm so excited to see you.
Oh, what's this?
Oh, what's this?
Oh, God.
Hold on.
Oh, God.
He's here.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
the
is
the
just walking way can I only carry if I have that off
I know, he's a little tired.
Shit.
Fuck that. Don't show me that shit again.
Fuck that shit.
Yeah!
Why can't you do that?
the
okay, but I'm waiting for the
I should have done this to all of you.
Come here.
I can't ask me a perfect area of keeping
I can't shed him, ass. Call me a toilet.
level 40 or like level one. Oh shit. That was a good pair, though.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
a
a
and
and detected
Kill this with it.
Can you attack him?
Holy shit, I'm fucking off by those.
I
seems a lot easier than that other guy I was doing.
Fuck shatters
I was on a harder difficulty on the other guy.
Yeah, I didn't have the blocks on, but they like the block.
QTE on, but it really only tells you sometimes.
I'm level 6 out, oh I am.
up.
It's got him might have another phase too, I think he does.
Oh fuck.
Wait, I might not have the right fucking sword zone.
That's it.
Phase two is all sure.
Not though.
That was a little bit.
the
whole pounded
can't very gold it yeah
your camp here it
that's gonna
all pounded
I think this guy's harder than the other guy I think
to
actually try this on are you right
I was pretending to make the game look hard.
and
I find the guy out of the horse.
Well, the fucking horse didn't do anything this guy is the prey.
Oh
Oh
the
ship may
the ship
to get hit by the
Don't you develop talent oh maybe I should do that wait you talent make you better
I'm here.
the
the
the
Oh shit!
Alright don't get hit by them.
Okay, about that shit.
Not your shit all over.
Oh shit.
I just want to fuck it.
Fuck right the fuck off.
Now maybe I'll just let this guy live peacefully with his donkey.
Don't get too greedy with the strikes. Thank you. That's a really good advice.
I forgot that.
Thank you. I forgot that. Great advice.
There's a lot of blood from this parking, but they ever done the night.
I'm not a time.
I'm not a time.
the
time
time
and
My whole life is fucking ruined.
awful
Gotta go to California for that. No man East Coast Chinese food best Chinese food easily not even close
For a Chinese chain. Penta Express
Put my face on the panda
the
old
all
the
day of the Chinese food on the West Coast is good
I
actually have no idea to begin
L.A. has plenty of bomb Chinese food places. Is L.A. Chinese food better than New York Chinese food? Is my question?
of
take tennis overrated
yes it is really
probably on par
are there any aggressive new yorkers in the chad that agree with that
Oh, what are you talking about?
We go pad-tie.
Pad-tie's good man, but there's just nothing that beats just fucking saucy sloppy
general shows with some greasy ass pork fried rice and some fucking creamy crab-wrapped
I grew gipped in that fucking red sauce. I don't even know what the fuck it is. Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Flash flash.
Flash flash.
and
and nasty is good what the hell's handy nasty sounds like a fucking jerk off what is that
find out
and he can try to use food sponsor.
It's like, Chinese food made up, like, like, I'm not kidding, realistically, probably 30% of my meals in Michigan, and that I don't even think that's an exaggeration.
With the good old days.
the
Zoe looking for a chip
to get
the dog she sold no chips in ran away
Is I got my out of here no chips. I'm fucking off
What's good
Can't new viewer here what is this streamers lore?
I saw him on O2K events in the past is he liked the tough guys of O2K?
Oh fuck
Yeah
Yeah, that's fucking me.
Don't look at Emory, well, fuck you up.
Don't fucking look at her.
Fuck off.
you've been following for a year. This goes to you follow doesn't mean that he's ever watched.
I would actually wager how many followers do I have like 350k?
I this could be a bit general. I would guess that 50k of those people have never watched my stream in their life.
maybe more. Maybe more. Think about how many people you've clicked their fucking
streams and you've never lost. You're under 64k. Alright there you go. The number
also hasn't moved in five years by the way. So it's not really much of a drag.
Oh
It's piercing
There just hasn't been any new eyes on GTA in that long man. I mean, I could some new viewers don't be wrong, but it's not like a huge influx, right?
But whatever, I'm very happy with where everything's uh...
Exposed the scammer. Yeah, I will.
Exposed the truth. What the fuck?
Fuck.
Fill a monster.
Hey, I'm gonna fill a bus all right.
That was happening, and soon when using gift of gab cards, yada yada
You got to hit a mousyada yada
Don't be silly
No one else has moved in five years, you're fat ass
Thanks, man. That's exactly what I wanted. You know what? I'm only I only for the least 14 minutes left of this stream now
I get to think about that. That's gonna be the last thing I remember. That's gonna be the only thing I remember from this week of streaming
Thank you, dude. Now I get to just fucking think about that
What a way to end my work, we now I don't want to come back. I was like, yeah, I'm not coming back on Wednesday
I'm gonna go sailing like I'm always wanted to do.
If someone banned that guy that's obviously baiting, there are no reason, nobody cares about my opinions.
No, literally nobody, Penta who nobody cares about anything.
I'm this boss nerd 24.
They get to keep scamming, no one believes me.
No one believes me.
I'm sort of Elcif clip here.
You should sail.
My dad's boat.
My dad's boater.
As one, and it's amazing.
Your dad's boater has one.
What the fuck's a boater?
That's a level of wealth I'm not aware of.
I can't afford a fucking boat.
I got a fucking server. I got around
Guy who boats a motor I thought that's called a captain for a sailing a dough. Thank you, man
You know I never I can care about my her feelings you gave me fucking $25 who can say whatever you want to
Almost bum
I
Much to motor mode pent up
I'm gifted sons
It's used to pay for a time show, though. Yeah, I canceled it though, because I wasn't using it anymore
Also, uh, just like all the lakes here are dry now, they kind of suck
I don't get it, it's gonna hate the character, like why does he keep punching me?
Gold's a five gifted.
The ruling of an else is not a pee.
We should have that out.
Thank you so much for the fight. Any more gifted songs?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He put me as an alerter.
L.
The guy put my voice as an alerter.
Cool.
What the fuck?
Oh, wait, I'm doing something.
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I guess I could just lie and say yes, and then not show up. Yeah
If Team K no, I think I'm just gonna take the days off so that the streams are good next week. I'm not tired
LQQE
QQE? I always fuck your name up. I'm sorry. I will show you how to read. It's just a hard.
Thank you for the five gift that I appreciate.
Oh, I was cookie.
I need to get a cookie now.
What are you with streamed them all from 15 kids so that's tempting now I'm thinking about it.
I'm gonna say yes because there's zero percent chance that happens in the next nine minutes.
What's my favorite kind of cookie?
Boy, a good snicker doodle cookie is like fucking life-changing.
I swear to god, like a really good one.
That shit is like, next level.
White chocolate macadamia?
Yeah, I mean, those are really good too.
That's definitely a top cookie for sure.
Sugar cookies?
I'm good. You know, you don't know sugar cookies that you get from the store was like they're really thick frosting. It's normally, there's some kind of color.
All right, those are with like kind of like the Ashye bottoms. Don't tell them how.
That's like my guilty pleasure man. I love those. I'm not saying they're a good cookie because objectively they're probably bad, but I like them.
Oh, the reason could be so bad with the most of the cookies. Yeah, that's a fucking awful take.
You should not be allowed to vote. We're having an opinion that matter.
What?
I mean, you can say that you, like, don't me over as a cookie, that's one thing, but that's
part of you, oh, me over as a cookie lover, is you always take the shit too fucking
far, and you're like, it's the best cookie, which is not true.
Like you can say it's a good cookie, it's a bit underrated.
Okay, fine, I might even agree with that.
But you always fucking take it too far and say it's the best cookie, it's not, it's just
Fuck, not. I don't know what else the fucking tell you man. It's barely a fucking cookie. It's breakfast of anything
I know you're gonna trust up like Jody Foster and everything you need behind the glass wall
How did you know I was gonna do that on Sunday?
well now that spoiled
I'm getting my little pussy pond over now.
Yeah, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where,
the link guys I'd really appreciate that
that guy
Revoys
Come here.
This is the time to die, buddy.
Now!
Got it.
What you got for a player.
Home.
Horge man, famished home.
It's all blind just click on it.
Yeah, that's fine.
It doesn't matter if you're underfoot.
Shit that looks good.
the
And that's coming up.
From people who are famished.
Chat, if all 1976 have you clicked the link you'll streamed around?
Yeah, yeah, okay, deal.
Yes, if every, if 2000 people clicked that link, I will, and I can't track it.
Deal.
All you have to do is click the link.
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WIENT BELL.
Time bears.
What's the joint battle?
Is that like a smoke off?
wait this is where I served
all the part time is the only solution
Oh wait, who the shit am I stupid?
what the fuck I just realized wait what the fuck am I done holy shit no
this whole time how come no one told me what the fuck
You are very smart. Okay, thank you.
Phew.
Phew.
For a second there, I just thought I was a fucking idiot.
Who you guys just...
Laugh at five days out of the witch.
The soul's out of the door, though. You're laughing with that.
Phew!
Oh, man.
I'm just a still tutorial mode.
What?
give me spool again you think when that event was like what's my I got the song
it's about this here's this newspaper article bluish that off thing they were all
like yeah make a song around that you crazy Eddie
it happened. Oh, that's true he did hang himself upside down with the like
it's crazy. We need to protect any better man. He's one of the last
That's crazy that you banged with an owner right there though.
I
Visual last
Yes
Oh, fucking bitch, I can't even do the fucking...
It's all my way to you, I can do it.
Come here then.
Aha.
Yeah.
Yeah?
You didn't even fight, right?
the
I'm gonna push him more
All the guys that make a whole pussy for
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this is the reason to be the wrong and I'm about to hear
That's possible, right?
I gave a girl whose mom was dating a guy in yellow card.
All right.
What's up?
Why wasn't the dad in the picture?
Is it, is it like, is being a,
is being a groupie in your 50s a good thing?
Oh, that doesn't seem good. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
If he's on, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
All of this Ma, I'm gonna hear more about this real service.
Actually, it's for a disameline, boy.
I don't know if being a group in when you're 45 is cool now.
All right, chat. I'm out of here.
Where, uh, let me get one more explanation point where wins me.
Look that link for me guys. I'd appreciate that.
I'm out of here. If we hit 15k subs offline,
I will start the stream tomorrow or Tuesday.
So, uh, just let me know and I'll give you a, I'll give you a sub update.
Okay. Yeah. But I'm only telling you guys.
So that's up to you, whatever you want to do with that information. Okay.
that's the
top of all of the
up 15 case ups off line
that's all you have to do
so that way you can be like
all I'm job I'll be
very good week of R. P.
Very very good yeah just eight hundred
subs off line no problem it's been
done before
okay very good week of streaming
very good week of R. P. more R. P.
coming up that's right guys
can you believe that? I'm out of here. Peace. Goodbye.
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