That
Look at that
You
Come here
Is that even a season for that?
There's an eel I just started having a season for that nowhere
Start my stream that's first in here is dog sneezes
What's going on the chatters
Yeah, I just came in here and just had a sneezing fit.
What's going on, Chatters?
There he it there I am.
Here I am fat detected.
11 times hard stop.
Hello penis bitch.
Sears your favorite streamer.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!
and
all on a damn second what about me
whoa
hey bro
I think in a lot of first time jatters
me a lot of followers too
which is weird because I normally don't
normally get like 30 followers of stream
But lately it's been 60.
So that love your content bro, thank you.
Fred Durst is better than Padden.
There is no way that you think,
there I feel, I think I'm a better entertainer.
I don't know.
Yeah.
It's Fred Durst.
Fine.
I love Fred Ders and who says that?
Wish I would have followed your sooner.
Listen man, you know, don't cry because never blah blah blah blah blah blah.
You know what I mean?
Fuck it.
You know?
Right?
You sound very fit enough after.
Thank you, I was just in gym.
And he says, a load of all of you.
there we go. Yeah, there we go. Good one. Thanks. Yeah, we got a figure. Yeah,
we got to figure this whole RP thing out, you know. Yeah, we got to, we got to just
figure it out. RIP, Catherine, oh, hair. Yeah, she was a funny old
broad wasn't she. She just don't know what knows, uh, have
not figured out. Yeah. I don't know what that. I'm drunk behind
the wheel, man. I don't know what that. I'm doing, you know,
Catherine.
Oh, Catherine. Oh, I see.
There we go.
Get absolutely red.
Get absolute 100% literacy rate.
Catherine, eighter.
Okay.
Jimmy bolts is all we need.
We're going to do a little damn thing.
Just play a little bit of half-sword right now.
That looks like fun.
This is half-sword 2 came out, I think.
Okay, look at that.
Or a half-sword early access?
Half-sword was never out.
Full-sword.
Half-sword 2, full-sword.
are we on caffeine shampoo or brewed a
i'm not drinking the caffeine
shampoo anymore i didn't know dude
i didn't know
oh yeah there we go
that we could have done what's taking a shower
You can't drink shampoo. Well, it's a caffeine. You know what I mean? It's a caffeine shampoo greasy boy
It's a nice part about our pillow. You just turn your camera off. You know you just turn your fucking camera off
It's fantastic
Chat any tips on how to deal with narcissists in laws asking for a friend
Well, fortunately, I'm very lucky to have fantastic in-laws.
You hear that, baby?
Someone asked on how to deal with narcissistic in-laws.
And I said, I got really good in-laws.
So I don't know.
That is true.
I do. I have very good in-laws.
But if it were me,
Okay, well, I don't, well, I don't have to worry about my in laws.
There's actual family that I have had to endure the company of.
And I guess, you know, it's a bit more relatable.
So I guess I would say, you just, you know, it's all optional.
You know, here's what I do.
You don't have to do anything in life.
You know what I mean? It's all optional.
Everything's really optional, right?
Um, so I mean, you really, like, this, this sort of social
pressures and all this stuff, you really just don't have to
fucking do anything, right?
Everything's optional. So if you don't want to see your
in laws, if you don't want to deal with them, I would just
tell your partner, I don't want to see these people anymore
and I'm not going to do that with my time.
because I only have one life on a chronically yellow, yellow, not seeing the in-laws today.
Yeah, then the partner leaves. Get a new one. Here you go. You know what I mean?
Only have one life not wasting it here. Yeah, I, you know, like I said, I made the decision to
not talk to my my father anymore uh like five years ago and that was a fantastic choice
fantastic choice. So I would uh you know if there's someone in your family you don't want
to talk to more just don't just just get a new one. I mean but I just stop talking to him.
It really is that simple. Just just stop talking to him. It's great. You actually can.
you everything is optional. Just stop. Yeah, you don't talk to a lot of families. Great. Yeah, you can
depart on myself where both of them laws have passed away. There you go. Maybe we could, uh, one guy.
We need, we need some sort of dating site. Uh, we need a dating, dating site for people to have
in laws that aren't with us anymore. There you go.
That is not true, okay? That's not true. I talked to you every day, all right?
And all I have you know, the devs have added locks to the mansion.
So there you go. I don't know if you have the keys to them, yeah.
did we? Yeah, but but I don't think he has keys to him yet.
Let us lock big that shit. No, man.
You should see if there, if the, he should see if marks, he should, what the fuck does
He should if they marked the door city
Well, I tell you what. I don't know if they did
But here's the thing goddammit you fucking you motherfucking devs
All right
Here's what it's like communicating with devs. Hey guys. Yeah, this isn't working. Oh, well, it should. Oh, well, then I guess I'll go fuck myself because it should be working
Okay, well then I guess I'll just go fuck myself because I guess, oh I guess it should be working then.
Okay, real though. Yeah.
The 30 days later, Pented his whole fucking every week has been like,
I don't think the chasers are getting out there guys.
I don't think they are.
Yeah.
You've been saying the same thing.
I've been saying it for a month.
That's fine.
They're out there now.
Who gives a fuck?
You know what?
Those people needed to wait 30 days
to get their chasers anyway.
Ha ha.
So I think it worked out.
That one's on you.
Ah fucking, I don't give a shit.
They, you know, they needed to wait anyways.
It's probably for the best.
It actually probably is for the best anyways, because I can't imagine the stress of dealing
with the PD and then putting boost on top of that, so whatever.
I'm wondering how much was coded that didn't get in, like the segways?
Well, you know, that's just a part of the journey, man.
Finding things that we forgot that we put in the server, but forgot to add a way to get
them.
That's just all a part of the journey, man.
You know, it's about the journey, not the best thing.
Right, so whatever.
But you also forgot about the segues.
Yeah, the entire team forgot about the fucking...
We all forgot about the segues.
They're all of us, which is hilarious.
So, that's pretty funny.
If we got the RPGs...
That's going to be the last taste. That's going to be cool. I can't wait for the PDRPGs. They're just RPGs, but blue.
I boosted it about 10 times yesterday with no cops chasing. Yeah, lower level boost aren't going to have
much of a chance of copress spots because you wouldn't be able to get away.
The lower level boosts our shit, so that was it. That was intentionally designed. Yeah,
they're pretty shitty. Yeah, pay Pentea. Robert, my man, Robert. We got a big Marcus
fan in the chat. Robert, we need to bomb the Ukraine Robert or whatever Marcus says. I think
something like that. It's progression based. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it is. And also, unlike
in purple, if you lose the your boost, you lose XP. So that's going to be fun. That's
gonna be fun. I'm excited for that. Yep. Good. Yep. It's pissing me off.
The drama? Yes. Boosting drama. Let's go.
Can we get Marcus on the server? Sure. Yeah. Let me DM Rob and be like,
anybody who plays Marcus I want to get him on my role-play server.
You'll love that.
Isn't Vader one of the richest people with boosting. Yeah I think boosting does pay a lot.
We've a partnership with Mountain Dew for Double XP this weekend.
Yeah, double XP this weekend for boosting you have to get a mount new can and you have to
open it into the mic and it will know somehow it knows. I don't know. It's fucking AI technology. It's crazy.
It's it's insane.
Very cool. Yeah, dev magic. Yeah, verification cans.
That's right, verification cans are on the way
What else oh, there's a lot happening the devs have a lot of shit that's done it just needs to be
Pushed W push the segways. Yeah, let me know. Let's just include that in the new. Hey, segways added
You know what that we really fucked up
we should have said it was been in the server the whole time we just forgot to
have a way to buy it we should have been like guys look with this new thing we
just added to the server look at this look at this new thing that we just added
to the server wow amazing these devs are pumping yeah you're the one who
don't scream that way for God. Out there you fucking, out there you make something
seem like it's my fault when it is. What else is in the server that I forgot? Was it in the server?
Such a fucking, such a silly goofy boy, me?
I are a peed with you the most yesterday, I think good.
I could never forget you.
Look at this.
I was like, dude, I saw this and I was like, oh, yeah, the drug dealing mechanics do work like that.
And I fucking, I was like, this is so good for the server.
It's awesome designing a server in four months because you cram so much shit in there that you just forget.
And then you're like, oh, yeah, we did put that in there. Let's fucking badass.
So it's like, it's new to me again, you know what I mean?
I forgot you could do this with the locals.
Yeah.
I totally fucking forgot about this.
You did this before?
No, I don't think I did.
No locals.
Then you could get the drugs off the locals.
I've got drugs on it.
I think you did.
What are you talking about?
You showed us that.
You definitely did not.
Yeah, what the fuck?
A legal search?
Oh my god, this can lead to local lawyers.
And then that's what we're going to get the local labs, dude.
Can you sell the drugs to the locals that robbed them back for the weed?
I don't know.
I, hey, I, there's just no way to know.
There's just no way to know.
Who knows?
Who knows if you can do that, man?
Yeah, who knows?
Could it tell you?
There's just no way to know.
But Chelsea to work on apps.
Don't tell me to put my wife to work number one.
You're not allowed to say that. Number two, yeah, we are back up to 400 apps.
So you're right, but you're wrong in the way you said it.
Yeah. Yeah, you're right, but you are you are 100 today. The server's growing
And I'm starting to be like, oh shit, wait a minute, people like this server.
Oh fuck. Oh shit, wait, we might have to lock it in a little bit here.
Time to raise the prices. Yes, dude.
$400 in civilist. Is Baleer a limit going to be increased?
Yeah, I think we'll ring the figure out this fucking hitching issue before we increase the limit.
That's a real fucking pain in the balls right now.
But yeah, we want to get Pluto up to 50 is the goal.
We want Pluto up to 50.
But, you know, do you know how long apps take to be looked at?
Is it a few weeks?
Buddy, I'm drunk behind the wheel. I don't have a plan.
We don't. The dev team has we internally we have no long-term plans at all.
We're just kind of winging it.
We're just we're just kind of winging every week and it's working out.
Why would you not have a plan? Well, fuck it. Fuck you. All right. How about that? There you go.
Fuck you.
I've got that.
It's fucking working out.
I'll tell you why. Okay?
You want to know why I would hear. I'm going to tell you why we don't have any long-term plans.
Because I swear to God, that shit does not work in game development.
It just doesn't.
Name a time it has.
Name a time a roadmap has actually worked out for a game.
Because you got it, uh, that's not true. Really Bftv how many fucking games and servers have you made?
I mean, how it okay, okay, you know what Bftv now you're on my shit. How many fucking role-play servers have you fucking made?
Dick Licker?
I am literally a game developer. What game?
They all have eternal plans. All right, what game?
What game are you a fucking developer for?
There we go, there what what game are you a fucking developer for now you're now you're in my ass
What game? Okay, I'm not telling you that. Oh, oh, that's classified. How fucking convenient? How fucking
kid V. Oh, that's classified. How fucking
kid V. Yeah. All right, you know what? Find
fuck it. Okay, hey, actually we do have a plan.
So there you go. We do have a plan internally and it's
a great one. There you go. How about that?
We do have a plan internally and it's a very, very
good one. We have a concept of a plan. I don't think you can. I don't think that
you can for our piece of it. Maybe for games, you know, like single player games.
That's one thing. But for our piece servers, I don't really think that you can have a long
term plan, because we might decide to do some shit in a fucking year, but you know,
we might decide to do shit leading up to that. But if the community doesn't fucking
And like you, you got to pivot, man, you know?
You got to pivot.
It's like how we didn't expect at all
for people to love driving taxis.
So now we're pivoting.
We were gonna wait to do this like gigataxi mechanic,
but people fucking love the shit.
So now that's priority.
You know what I mean?
Having a vision in philosophy is more important.
You're right.
That's a good way to put it.
If you just have an overall vision in philosophy about how
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, that's not her, you know what I'm saying?
Try to figure out why you have a pit to reset it to be this folks person.
Every time I call her and you would not believe how the conversation is, she just talks
about what she did.
You know what I mean?
It's hard to get to business with her because she's just talking about her day and
shit.
I don't know what I mean. What I did today?
Cares.
Is Seer locked in? Yep. I'm gonna call him here in a second.
We're gonna move it on that.
Um, Penta, what are you drinking?
I'm on that jack and coke.
I'm on that cold brew concentrate and water.
And if I'm feeling a little crazy later on,
maybe I'll crack this green tea.
If I'm feeling a little crazy later on.
It's Friday.
It's 10 hour Friday.
Cheers.
I miss alcohol pun too.
No, you don't.
You miss two hour stream into,
hey guys, I'm gonna take off for the bar.
See you later.
I'll be alive tomorrow.
And then tomorrow comes up like,
I'm all going over.
Well, we're just gonna hit it hard tomorrow.
That's you miss that, Penta.
really know you fucking know. Yeah, we're just gonna add our tomorrow guys, but then I
wouldn't, but then I would hit our tomorrow. I still don't know what happened during my
blackout, Jordan, Seal Stream, and 2.0. I still don't know what I still don't know
what happened. All I remember is I was sitting there playing and then I'm starting
Drake and then I went to do a wormhole and I woke up in my bed and I was like, oh,
I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened there.
Yeah, who knows? I don't remember. That'll happen.
Probably some awful shit. Who knows?
Fourth of July, stream is still unmasked. That was a good one now.
You've been sober for six years never going back.
Oh.
Okay.
I just like it.
I don't know.
It's just, I just like getting fucking drunk with everyone.
You know?
But I only like social drinking.
You know what I think it is?
It's because I think at two young of the nage,
that's was the foundation for my socializing, right?
Um, anytime there'd be big social events, it was always revolved around drinking.
Uh, so I think that's unfortunately stuck with me.
And now I just get those vibes again, which I should probably,
well, maybe I should talk to Therapy's about that, but I don't fucking trust them to begin with.
And I've defeated Therapy twice, so why waste the fucking money?
You know what I mean?
I've been sober for eight hours and you hate it.
Well, CJ, now, but now, but we've talked about your drinking.
you you might actually want to work on that okay because we've talked about we've
talked about your drinking CJ okay and we that actually we should probably work
on that I think buddy okay yeah I got a drink to stop the shaking it's like
that sometimes yeah I'm a social drinking but I haven't had a couple years so I
just don't now because it was just a fit in. I actually think it's fun to just get all
fucked up with everyone. I don't know. It's just fun to me. I just like didn't everyone all
fucking wasted and shoot. You know? I don't know. Maybe it's an issue. It's fun. I do not like
the black out though. You know what I don't like is the fucking multi-day fucking hangovers
now that I'm 30. That I don't like. I don't like that. That makes it. That makes me feel like
I should quit. Because that I don't like. I don't like that. It really, it's, it's an
dire waste of a day, man. That's what I don't like. It just really sets you back, you know?
I hate that shit, I feel useless for at least a day, yeah.
Not good.
Only drink it social that's on 30, I get no hangover.
Yeah, I know it, maybe that's what I should probably just like start to, and I have,
lately I've just, like it's been a really long time since I've got like fucked up.
usually I'll just, you know, limit myself to six or seven drinks, you know what I mean,
environmental. They say eat a boiled egg before you go to sleep. Really?
I'm going to call it seer.
But I found it's time to hear a pee.
But do, do, do, do.
Oh, he just lost.
Hey, buddy.
Hello?
Hey, what's going on, man?
Not much, just having a really good time.
I heard that you're not very good at half-sword.
No, the game just fucking sucks!
Oh, it's the game that's bad.
Yeah, it's a horribly optimized running at 3FPS, and that's it, and it has nothing to do with anything else.
Yeah, people, I might live, and people were like, please start arpeying with Seer, he's so bad at this game.
Well, you know what? It's already fucking 430.
I've been stringed for a million hours already. Where have you been?
How long do you stream? You've only been through for five and a half hours.
Like it's Friday, like we got to go hit the clubs tonight.
Who's we? You and me, I streamed.
I streamed for 10 hours on the weekend.
What the fuck?
Well, most people work for eight hours here.
you know
well how am I going to fucking chill out now
Jesus Christ I'm sorry
I didn't know I'm sorry
I need a chill. How do I relax?
Um
I mean you got a fucking bottle of anything
I think there's some cigarettes.
Okay.
Oh, good for you. That's nice.
Yeah, me there. I'm done with that.
Well, do you want a funny answer? Do you want the real answer?
I want the funny answer.
Just shoot some heroin, bro.
Just do some here when get are you wearing a robe right now?
I'm wearing a wearing a will-nif.
That's why shirt. You have the perfect opportunity to
promote his brand by not even removing the hoodie and just putting the needle straight through it right into your arm.
And then you can start you can start nodding out into will-nif hoodie with the with the needle
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We'll move that palace and change planes.
Yeah. That gets on L. S.
Top comment. Oh my god.
That hoodies kind of sick.
Where do you get that kind of thing?
That's it.
Wait, that hoodies kind of fucking sick.
We get that.
Forgiveness, awesome as full of a bunch of
engine, didn't get in rents.
Yeah, that's true. You know, people say that.
But like, who's ever argued against that?
Because that's just true.
I don't even...
Right?
I mean, never said we were perfect.
Who said we were perfect?
Oh, I'm far from it.
I don't tell you that.
Who's the real Sam?
That's the way your own model.
So what, you're going off line?
No, no, no, I just...
You're...
We're done.
I'm highly frustrated right now.
We'll go crank one out, buddy.
What?
A fucking line of cocaine?
No, no, just do a midstream jerk.
Okay, it's gonna make you more angry.
Why not?
Performance anxiety.
It can't do it all the time when I like that.
Really? You can't just get one out real quick?
Yeah, I need to get some time to get it going
and just stuff like that.
We're actually used to jerk off on stream.
Yep, under the desk.
I mean, I think you could probably do it, right?
for a whole different level of Twitch degeneracy
that I came after.
Yeah, I was once reading where he pulled up,
uh, fucking, um, what the hell's her name?
Peach, not your peach, but the other peach.
And start, she doesn't like me.
The other peach, STP, so that's a,
and I'm pretty sure you just crank off, right?
I'm gonna need the desk, man.
Okay, I'm gonna need that, I know.
You didn't watch the hearthstone days, you weren't, you weren't, you weren't, you weren't,
you know, you'd have to pay me to watch somebody play a card game.
Dude, that was one of the best meds.
I wasn't there for that, I wasn't paying attention.
Oh my god, man, I loved the hearthstone meta, that was a, that was a good one.
I liked it, that was a fun one.
It was fun, dude.
All right, so you need to stop.
You good?
Yeah, fine.
Okay.
You could take all this anger and you could,
you know, make a character that's just pissed off, you know what I mean?
You know, we also, we don't have to do this today, man.
You can go back to have sort if you want it.
No, I don't want to play that game over again.
you're a middle home family lineage of
of
a middle home family lineage of characters like that all just kept dying.
This and
this is the perfect opportunity to make a plan be
brawler character and fucking take it out on that restaurant.
You can you don't need to initiate you could just go in there to serve saddening people if you want
Is that what a lot of people do now?
But you can
Some people do it
I don't want to make it. I want to do the opposite. I don't make an incredibly nice incredibly positive character. Okay
in pointy.
It's so incredibly nice to everybody.
Yeah, that's how he runs plan B.
That makes sense.
Yeah, that's how he runs it.
Oh, man, you got a, you took her now.
Oh, we don't, we don't boy-pointed video game for five hours.
That is like a logical thing, almost like my chat.
Why don't boy play the video game for five hours and you speed me now?
Dude, it's the psychological toll of my chat.
They torture me, they are mean to me, they don't subscribe, they just make fun of me.
That's all it is now.
Yeah, that's streaming button.
You just have it really all going for me.
Not you, bro, your people subscribe to you.
Yeah, but they do the other bad stuff, though.
It's worth it though, if there's a price of being paid, at least, and there's something
being earned, then that's good.
Somebody came into my stream and said, this remaster of Star Wars is terrible, worst casting
of job of the hud I've ever seen, and then they left, and then they left, and that was
just five minutes ago.
I'm a baby, baby.
Fuck, I should go buckachio.
Oh, I should make a character's job in a,
a job in a slide.
There you go, job in a slide.
That's a good character.
Yeah, but literally just go,
um, fuck, I should go buckachio,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I'm cool.
Wow, man.
That's how he talks.
Your path to life is getting very good.
I think that's gonna be my character.
Very good.
That's, honestly,
in an environment where it's dialogue driven,
that is a fantastic idea.
That being credible.
That's a good idea, you should do that.
Like, I mean, if people are good enough
or being, then I don't need to be a talk.
Yes, you don't.
That's a good idea.
They should be able to just make up
what I'm saying for me.
You could do that.
I think that you're primed to play a disgruntled DMV employee
right now, though, if you want my opinion.
Yeah, I think I think you really need to harness this anger that you have right now.
I like that.
That's a good idea.
Or I could make Yoda.
You could make Yoda.
Can I get in a wheelchair?
Yeah, I think we have realtors.
You want to be in a wheelchair?
Can I make gay Yoda in a wheelchair?
Yeah, you can.
You can make gay order.
Cocky, sucky time!
God, man, are you okay?
He would have sword does to you.
I don't think you should be playing that again.
It's such a bad game.
There's nothing fun about it at all.
Why'd you play it for five hours?
Because I wanted to show that I wasn't going to give up.
Why?
Who cares?
You should just give up.
I give up every game that I play that I fail at.
Yeah, so who cares? That's just playing video game.
I mean, it's not like, I don't think people watch you because you're good at games.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, so cares, man.
You got, you know, you got to know your strengths and your weaknesses.
You know, I'm good at roleplay.
I'm bad at Dark Souls.
I don't stream Dark Souls anymore.
Yeah.
That's, I swear to God, that's like some fucking BDSM shit.
If you let enjoy Dark Souls.
Oh, I love it.
Yeah, you'll like a collar on your neck walking on all fours, too.
Yeah, because the pain leading up to when you finally get your release makes it better.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
The struggling in the pain before when you finally get your release, it makes it better, man.
Damn.
Yeah.
You just gotta, you know what I mean?
You just gotta endure.
Right?
It's like, you know, you ever got, do you get massages?
No, I don't like massages.
Okay.
Because he's not, I'm talking about like something wrong with my dude.
Well, it's like, I don't like laying there, I don't like just laying there,
fucking being forced to, you know, lay there.
Wait that.
Forced to lay it. What kind of fucking is this?
Hold on, let's say it.
Okay. What the hell kind of a song?
I don't see going to.
Okay.
That's bizarre.
Don't record out yours in the queue.
I think that's a good idea.
I'm ready to go today, man.
I'm sorry to leave you in there.
Okay, I'm feeling good.
Okay.
No, I do like massages.
Please get the sub-goal off the, I'm not going to do
jane Obama anymore.
Yeah, it's like when they're working not out, you know what I mean?
hell, but when they find it, I guess it's like, oh, I've had a deep tissue before. It's
fucking horrible. Yeah, that's what I do every time because just like it hurts when
they're getting the knots out, but God damn, it feels good though when they're done. I'm
just not calm. I'm not zen. Yeah, you got a fucking relax. I'm telling you, I'm I'm
telling you streaming has made me like on edge and aggressive. Jesus, dude. Like it's
something to me. Oh my god, that's
it. Yeah, it has something to do
just being constantly just chewed up
and spat the fuck out hours on in.
Day and day out after a bunch of
fucking years. How much can you take
until you fucking snap?
Me? Well, I can take a lot.
But it sounds like you're about
actually. It sounds like you're about
at your wits and I don't know.
Maybe you should just, you know,
You know, maybe you should just have a really good crash out and just start telling your child. You really feel about them and all the Austin streamers and everything
You should you should do sears truth about the Austin stream and scene
You know
I'm my own XX1 wolf
Yeah, you are buddy and here's the thing you got to remember that, right?
It's just you against the world. Do you think any of these thousands of people that show up to watch you every day?
Give a fuck about you. No, man. You're one. They don't give a shit about you are you're you're you're alone out there
It's just you I want them to love me. They hate you dude. They fucking hate you. They do not like you, man. No one
You know the emo Aga no
No, no, no, no.
You don't know that one?
It's like a forced mile.
Look it up.
I got a new move.
I know, you don't have to.
I got a new e-mote for which is the demon baby from fucking passion, like, rise.
That's how I feel.
I feel like the demon baby from passion, like, rise.
It's going on.
Man.
You're like, hey, so bad?
No, it's not.
It's not bad at all, actually.
It's pretty fucking awesome,
and I'm very, very lucky.
Here you go.
It's all right.
It's just half-sword.
I don't think that game's good for you.
I don't think you should be on half-sword anymore, man.
That game's not good for you.
I don't know this, Seer.
This is not a Seer that I know.
It really did just like put my brain in the blender.
I need to do drugs a lot of no. No, what are you talking of oh man
I you you cannot play that game anymore. You're not you're off. I have souls. That's done
It's time to lock into a game that makes people mentally stable grant after auto five roll play
Yeah, for sane people
people. That's what it's time to do. I think you're right. That's what you got it. So I got a question. Does Wake
live with you? Where is he just always walking around your house? He doesn't love what I mean. Okay. He
wakes up like 2 p.m. and then goes to the gym. Okay. I didn't know that. I wasn't sure. Yeah. We're just sort of
happened like that. You're doing the roommate thing with a guy that just is always walking around
sure it was yeah well he goes live that like he goes live late
do you know long-term roommate thing yeah okay I like to actually like
having a I because I need somebody to be here to bounce my thoughts off with
that otherwise I'll go crazy it's like you have a built-in partner yeah you
work shop so far. Yeah, yeah, it's very much. All right, well I
tell you what, let's, I think, have you thought about any characters
you ever have you just gotten mad at half-sword? Yeah, I thought
about this. Okay, what do you got?
one
no
on man you're
the
better than that
I want to make a terrorist
okay yes okay yes yes now we're talking
my characters are just falling over and dying what the hell is happening
Why is this happening?
Oh, I know what, this is happening.
I want to make a character, who just wants to bomb.
And that's it, this is a fucking weird ask, which, what in the hell?
Well, glitch, for some reason, I've never seen this.
I'm clicking a pad and there's just fallen over and dying.
All those ones.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
Alright, so I'm gonna crack up and...
I'm gonna go to that website.
So you just wanna make a bombing character.
No, no, no.
Because if you just look up Cartel Goon,
We could just do it at bombs if you have to be a little bit more more nuanced than that.
A little bit more nuanced. Do you want grenades? I can spawn your grenades.
Okay.
Tell you, let's just get in there and let's just see why I'll play.
I do have an idea of how I want this man to be.
Okay.
I'm I'm killing up real quick. Yeah, you should be able to answer when you're dead
Cues about to get spicy Friday night
Friday night
Just got paid
You know that song you know, but I've never heard that's all about it's Friday night. Oh, yeah, I've got
God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God,
God paid.
Money, money, money, money.
Guys, that's all right.
And if it's Friday night for you and you just got paid,
and if you have done nothing, but sit around and consume,
free content for years, watching Seer and have never
contributed, right?
Consider gifting subsubs to Seer.
He's a good guy.
He's very obviously upset.
And five gifting subs could be the difference
between him and having a mental breakdown.
So consider gifting some subs.
I'm trying to think about this.
I think I know exactly who I want.
Okay.
You know, you ever seen the movie falling down?
Yes.
I got it.
Yeah.
Oh, it's been done.
Oh.
What about sound like from your POV?
That sounded awesome.
That sounds like it's just don't kill yourself, bro.
Don't kill yourself, bro.
It's crazy no matter how bad my life ever gets. I just don't have that urge. Well, let's, you know,
Well, let's see what happens, right? I mean, let's not get to a head of ourselves. I mean, you got a lot of life left to live
or to not live in this instant sea or me. No, I'm just saying I've never felt that. You know, it's never even crossed my mind.
You just slowly keep convincing me that like maybe you're stoppersman. And yeah, I was going to say, you know, anything to happen man.
What if you went live on Monday and everyone just decided they didn't like your
three-minute. I mean, think about it. When's the last time you had a real job?
Like what would you do? What would you do? What actually what we're talking about streaming is a real job.
It's one of them that's hot most difficult blue collar jobs out there.
Yeah, real soul crushing shit. I get that. But I mean, what would you do, man?
Yeah, what if you just got a look at it and just instantly got fucking catapulted into the real world?
It's just all over.
I would, uh, it's a really good question.
See, then you might consider it, you know what I mean?
I don't think suicide is ever the answer, but, uh, you know, I certainly, I felt a little down before.
I think I would do by nothing going for me and you don't have to promise the 90s just glamorized it so much
I know and I'm a big 90s guy right and they just glamorized it so fucking much, you know
I mean, that's the problem. Do you know what I think I do though if I was
Am I suddenly had nothing going for me? Yeah, you're seeing that guy on the side of the road who's like drumming on buckets
Yeah, I'd be that guy
That guy would stab you with the bottle.
You know, like I would suck at first and I've sucked for probably like 15 years, but eventually I'd get a good little
I've heard a lot of that
I've heard a lot of that is just like they have like hidden speakers. Oh
Shit, you know, I've never meet your heroes, and I guess that's what I've heard like there was a big a few years back
homeless people would get violins and pretend to be playing, but it was just like
just coming out of like a speaker, you know, because they had it like hooked up
to an amp, but then like they would actually just be playing music through the amp.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, saxophone too, nothing's real anymore, man, dead internet theory's leaking in
I just want to say, though, I don't think that things could ever get so bad to where
you should kill yourself, right?
Well, I don't know.
I understand why Hitler did it because that was pretty, he was, he was in a rough spot
there, right?
You mean why he killed himself?
Yes.
I understand why he killed himself because he was, he was in a pretty rough spot, right?
Thank you for that clarification.
I don't think there's any, no I think he had to kill himself there. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Who knows maybe they would have a lot of them around NASA?
You know it's crazy too. Like if it was that was the parallel universe that we lived in. We just would have been like that was a fucked up thing in the industry crazy that that happened and then like it all would have been normal though
He could still be like, I can't, you know, this whole made it ocean burial with been
lot.
And that shit just does not set right with me.
Why would they fucking just throw me?
Why would they ocean up?
I love the, I love the, I love the, yeah, what the, why would they do that?
That's so weird, you know?
I, I, I just, I don't understand the point of that.
There's someone, this is about, you know?
Do you think when he respond he was cool about it or do you think he left him to his
game?
I think that he forgot everything and he respected the R.P.
That's good.
That's what I think.
I mean he's like, I don't know, the last time I remember I was talking to Penta and I was talking
to, yeah, and I was talking to Penta's game as well, and yeah.
And then like we always on the dock and then I blocked out.
I don't know what happened. It was weird.
I was with them and then I blocked out and they were all wearing masks. I think too.
Yeah, I was just sitting there fucking playing counter-shracking.
Oh, some.
All right.
Let's do this, man.
What in the fuck?
This is weird.
Okay, I got to attack the devs about this one.
What?
It's gone on.
In the character creation for some reason, like they're just dying.
They're dying in the character creator?
Oh.
I don't know why.
Are you in the character creator?
Yep, I am.
of
the
answer you want to segregate him. I don't give a shitty
either way but that is the meta on twitch right now. Holy fuck. What? Jesus. Oh my god. What? What?
What's happened? Fucking guys put in if you just put in his
We are on my glass. Use the hole next to it dude.
This guy. There's a hole next to that. Just put it through that and I'll be downstairs soon. I'm talking on ring.
Sorry.
I
You want a pilot character also
that's one of you
I'm also he only has had to take off that's this thing
how do I lay on this god damn thing
let's shift
Yeah, Chinese Goon.
Yeah, you know.
I'll tell you what, one on a...
Oh fuck, I fuck up, I fuck up, I fuck up, I fuck up, I fuck up, I fuck up.
Oh, no.
Oh, I fuck up.
That's a great Chinese-goon voice. Lock that one in.
What happened?
There's fucked up a shirt a little bit.
Oh, I got it though. I'll check it out.
Because I'm a G-mug-a-fuck.
This carrot, you could do an OGA character with golf or young male. He already has a little one.
what's um I tell you what I want my character to be he's going to be an
incredibly you know not a polo shirt
he's going to be so incredibly social ball that
You're not going to be likable.
Just overbearing.
Yeah, he's going to laugh at everything everybody says.
He's going to just really be too assertively,
as very assertively social.
But I do want to do, I think I do want
him, his intentions to really be, like, to like,
bomb my hospital.
Okay, so he's a really nice guy, but that hospital has to go.
I thought my dad.
Everything else is great.
All right, yeah, let's walk that in and let's just get in there, dude.
I think that's the best thing to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that's a good idea.
I just trying to find a shirt that's sort of relatively casual.
Nothing too crazy, nothing too wild.
Dude, randomizer.
I
Randomize a character. I can't chat because I got this fucking weird ask ledge. I mean, I guess I could and I could just see what fucking happens, but I can't dress up
I guess I could just send it
I don't want to talk to him.
Okay, maybe we get my little hat.
Maybe we get my little hat.
I'm such just as slot for using the pads.
I don't know what they're just like them.
Yeah, I can.
Yeah.
But the problem is that RP has been out, you know, GRP has been a thing for so long.
I know.
Yeah, you'll click one of people be like, that's Jason.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Okay.
That's where I'm the top left of a prop tab.
Okay, boom.
Boom, okay, okay, wonderful, wonderful.
Are you gonna?
Normal guy.
My gosh, you said normal guy.
Just a normal guy.
That's what I want his thing to be.
He's just a normal guy.
And he always has to clarify that he's just a normal guy.
But that hospital has to go.
It's that a hospital.
It's something about that hospital, that just, I just don't, they're just not doing it right.
It's all fucked up.
I think it just needs a little revamp.
Yeah.
Yeah, that hospital's off.
That hospital's just really, I think has gotten as old as it needs to get.
Yeah, let's fuck it up the sky line.
Yeah, exactly.
Welcome to High Guard.
Thank you very much, huh?
You're getting the club tonight?
Yeah, you know, I love just going to, I really love going to 6th Street
and just partying really hard on sixth rate. It's just such a great vibe.
More than prize. Yeah, the 36 year old man.
Oh, no wrong. I got to 30.
And I'm more than still on the sheets of big.
Name this guy, Dale Kale.
It's a strong name.
My guy's name is John Smith.
that's a very good name a very good normal guy name isn't it? what gender is he slash
him? I'm trying to find some like trying to find some slightly I hate the pants
I really do.
So.
Okay.
There we go.
Just a normal guy.
Just a normal fucking guy doing his normal guy things, man.
I'll tell you what.
The first thing you're going to probably want to do is do slash.
Slash.
Slash emotes.
And you're probably going to want to fuck around those.
Because we have specifically the props.
I could see you being a big prop guy.
Yeah.
Oh no, I don't think I game shoes got...
It's okay.
I think he's got fucked.
I think he's got untextured shoes.
Just go to a club and soar.
Shit!
What?
I just came in here. There's somebody here.
Hey, man!
Hey!
That's me.
That's you?
That's me.
I'm going to go get some shoes.
Hey man, hey man, hey man, hey man, what's going on there, boy?
Are you doing a voice?
Hey man, hey man, hey, hey, hey.
What's up there, Maul?
Hey, Maul.
What's going on?
There's something about that hospital that needs to go.
Yeah.
I don't fucking like it.
That shit pissing me the fuck off too.
Fuckin weird.
How the fuck it looks like that.
This shit ain't natural.
Yes, me, son.
Fuck, dude.
I am under the impression that after a certain amount of people,
the hospitals helped officially too many people.
I think that it needs to be stopped.
If society has now an unbalanced amount of people,
the equation needs to be rebalanced.
You gotta do some about this.
My math has proven to be flawless time and time again.
The ratio is off.
Society will consume this land. We must fix it.
No, you won't mind.
We got to do something about that goddamn awesome. I'll tell you that much.
But we got to do something about them shoes. That's all for the brother.
Please take me to the hospital. Please take me to the place to change my shoes.
Alright, come on. Come on now.
to
take you to the following
I
Mother had one to like this one
Take you to the building so I'm gonna play my other character. They're gonna be fighting like this
I ain't in fucking fucking all my own
I gotta play Jimmy Bolts of this character
Get in there change them shoes bullet
Have you ever heard of person?
Yeah.
Lots.
You heard of him?
Yeah.
You didn't hear?
There's something about watching a hospital fall to the ground that would satisfy my urge.
I have another character that would...
Hello, I'm a normal man.
then. Do you want to do you do you want to legally view by yes or no?
Hold on I'm getting a transmission.
Yeah do you want to share chat?
What can hear me? Yeah I can hear you want to do you want to share chat?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah. It's the matter. It's it's the matter man.
All right, all right. All right. All right, I'll set it up and we're going to
Cannot knock on your entry. I was wondering if maybe you wanted to help me bomb a hospital. Oh my god
What are them?
Let us that.
Have you heard people?
Why?
I think there's too many people.
Wait too many.
Oh no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
stop stop I'm normal I'm normal
I'm going to help me go on the hospital
I'm going to go think I'm going to go to the pets I got to go to the pet store
Don't laugh at me!
How happened?
All right.
Go.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm opening a twitch right now.
Whoa.
My equal bar is spandling for some reason.
What the fuck?
I'm lost everything. I open my eat. Okay, it's spamming.
What the fuck?
Do I kick it my kick? I can't get my computer stopped spamming.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the, yeah.
Is that a thing? Yeah.
You can join this stream. Do I have to hit that? I never do this.
Can I do that? I think you're good. I think it's working. You can join you're in a clam.
Stand current session. I'm not joking. My thing won't stop.
What the fuck is good? Just hit the keyboard really.
I'm sitting in the lobby.
You were having a fucked up day.
Don't do that.
Don't.
Hey.
Hey, please, please, please, please, I'm normal, please help.
I'm scared. I'm scared of what I might do.
You're going to hear about me in the news. You're going to hear about me in the news.
Very soon. I'm going to be all over the news. Very soon.
very famous man.
Don't laugh at me!
Alright, I'll see you again.
Good bye.
It's gonna be good bye for a lot of people.
It's gonna be good.
the
I'm not following.
I'm a fucking hacker.
Fucking hacking piece of shit.
fuck I'm about... guys I RPed buying the hot he's coiling
Oh Jesus.
What?
Are you saying?
Where do you yell about bomb in the hospital?
Yeah, I do but say he's gonna bomb the hospital. I asked me if I wanted to help us so nice book her and then he said never mind
I'm not gonna do that and ran away. Oh, look at it. I
I won't look at it, but I don't worry
Look at this
I don't really like the read anyway it's to be honest and you don't get to see us
okay so wait hey that's the guy that said he was gonna do the same
Hey, let me do the thing, too.
You don't get to have this.
Go away!
I was joking.
If it's a joke, go away!
I feel like the way you look, it wasn't a joke.
You look like you would do something wrong.
You don't know what's about to happen.
I'm a little bit like a weird guy in the black pocket.
Go away.
What are you fucking king of spirits?
What are you talking about?
Stop.
joking no I don't think it wasn't her you look you just look like someone that would do that
we're gonna do something stop surrounding us
we're I can we seem to what the fuck are you wearing it is my outfit
I think we all just don't change my pajamas go let's just get out
Let's just get out, let's get loot of here.
I don't like that people who tell me that I can't do things.
I didn't like that, they pissed me off.
I'm gonna be all over the news.
I want to not be misunderstood anymore please yes hello a really nice ride
I need this.
Thank you, though.
Really nice ride.
the
this car is hot hot hot
the
hot hot car
I thought you'd be able to be a serial with water.
A serial with water?
Yeah.
No doubt.
I like ice and cinnamon.
The water.
Ice.
Hey.
Ice with the cinnamon.
Ice with the cinnamon?
No ice.
No ice with the cinnamon.
No ice.
I would sit in the middle now.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no.
You don't make it sitting in the middle of the ice, I'd motion.
We don't fucking like it here.
Would you like to like it here?
Say good morning.
Good morning.
Why am I doing what is meant selling?
Okay, don't don't that's the
What what what he was he was stabbing folks in the house and like what is it go you don't get to say what I've done to you
You're doing to me. I watch you staff people. I'm gonna tell you
I've told you I'm just not
I'm just saying don't know
This is not a restaurant, hello.
I'm repelling, okay?
We're just sitting down.
It's a very dirty pavement.
We should probably get to clean that.
That's what it's for.
What?
You never?
I don't believe you don't do that.
Don't even try to pretend you don't do that.
What the fuck is that?
You're not there right there.
He's possibly Fisher's dick.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Okay.
You're watching, you're watching, all right.
Do we desire anything that is not correlated?
We're nice people to give us a chance.
Shut up, okay?
I give you a chance to be nice.
A normal guy.
Just normal guys trying to normal guys, normal guys, normal guys, normal things.
I will give you a you want out.
I understand.
Well, what the normal guys do, make friends, make friends, family, have child rows.
I don't need to.
I haven't seen my fiance in a long time.
They know how to cook fish.
That's good, you shouldn't cook too many fish at the time.
I'm talking about security.
I'm here to upgrade your ambulances.
Relay.
Yeah.
They were just going to come to me to combine
Audit and check in upgrade local.
They're going to make a winner.
you don't have to lock a lot of nuances. I was from like Denmark or something.
I'm going to make another thing.
How are you going to make them by the?
Sorry, sir.
Special Danish features are the loud Chinese dead Danish features.
No.
Are you hungry?
I'm like the country.
I'll like the country.
Is it just this fear because we don't need faster ambulances. We can make it slower.
Now, now actually something to do is stop looking at this.
I'm not, you pull it out man. You're so excited.
I'm not working at that. Stop. I'm not going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win.
I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win.
You can succeed. You can not see it.
How much? What the fuck?
What?
I don't know what you did I say.
You said don't look at a book question mark. I think you don't get to see what's in there.
I didn't want to see what's in it bro. You're making illusions on your own.
I never got to quote a how much per act to the state for ambulance.
Give us one.
And I'll make it better.
Okay, but how much?
We just give it to me. God damn.
We do the first one, three, for you.
Then we can talk about voices afterwards.
Okay. I need to know what you're talking about.
Yeah, sure. That makes sense.
Let's start off with the, well, the newest one.
This is some hook and so he'll push it.
What does that mean?
That's kind of bad.
I don't know if that is true.
Careful now.
It's going to roll right in.
Yeah, I can fit the mechanism.
Are you sure?
Take a look at this.
Do you think I'll take a fix this thing?
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Yeah, we will need two extra sits and back.
But we will deal with sex.
We need to install shoot from front to back so we can pass that.
Step one is complete now.
Now we'll think we're one of them.
Very good job.
Now all we need to do is give someone a package full of bombs.
I don't know if I can get to sit there and pretend to be God.
Nature should decide if someone lives or dies.
Oh, look at the burger shot.
Hey.
Look at the burger shot.
Oh, I know.
Why, how are you?
You want to carve with us?
Okay, he's way here.
Come on.
Where's here to help?
Okay, I'll go with him.
Are you over to the back?
We're helping you.
Thank you.
Where are we going?
Where pissed the fuck off?
Oh, yeah!
I forgot to ask the door of me, sir.
Oh, that's terrible.
Watch your name, I'm Boonell. Hey.
My name?
Oh, man.
Yeah, you name, yes.
Jimmy Bols.
Joe, that's a loving name, Jimmy.
My name is John Smith.
And that's a loving name, Jack.
You're going to get out?
Yes.
What is that?
Don't move me to that.
Come on, man.
Are you sure?
Come on, man.
Don't you?
Yes?
Why are you doing?
Don't you?
Don't get me that Jimmy, don't be me you're John.
We're just two nice guys hanging out on true stories.
They've ever seen a fucking pipe bomb before.
We're just seeing a pipe of the...
In the bank and I could never...
What do you think about this guy?
Well, I was wondering if...
I was wondering if I felt maybe upset or you experienced upsetness with things, society being too many people, too many people in society?
Well, now really good loves people honestly.
the better. Oh sorry. Well I just the less the better. You have to help us here, Bruno. It's only
good enough to worry. We need to really help from you. Okay, we're doing what they have
Don't you worry.
Help.
From you.
We need.
Yes.
Help me.
We're there.
Tell him.
Take that.
Okay.
You got a bullet at the hospital.
Again. Yeah, you have to do it. I won't tell that dude that the other day. Well,
what is what we're going to do? Okay. Blow the hospital out, straight into a normal job at
Birkker shot. And we're just going to work there like nothing happened at the hospital.
Yeah, okay, that's it.
Well, we're gonna work the afters law before it's blown up. We're gonna blow it up.
Straight to the hospital. That's right.
The hospital. We're just normal people.
More people. True stories.
Pick that song.
Oh, oh.
On the right.
True.
On the left.
Come on.
We're going to don't you.
Okay, now one.
We got him.
Go down.
The museum and things.
Can you see?
Yeah.
Oh, bro.
You're no idiot.
Little slut aren't you.
Oh, sorry.
I mean, these things are dangerous.
Pulling out.
Oh, this, okay.
Oh, we've got to say no jewelry.
This is my brother.
Sometimes we do blood transfusions.
not for any medical reasons for bonding purposes, Bruno, you have to understand.
We do it for bonding every night and every day to child blood.
Do you want to share our blood?
You're blood?
Like in your arms?
You're capilearies at the blood turn.
Let's turn, do to learn that in that school.
Oh, God.
Have you ever done an unnecessary blood transfusion?
No, not recently.
We're going to do a burnout.
We're going to remove your blood and replace it with horses, blood.
No.
That's something.
What's going on?
Okay, come on, thank you.
Okay, okay, come on, thank you.
Okay, okay, move ready.
The human being keeps it here.
It keeps it here.
It's clean.
Oh, that's cool.
It's cool.
It's all cool.
Okay, don't you worry.
It's fascinating to see the fun come together.
Yeah, like that.
It's all written in my book.
What's your book then?
By the dip.
One quick Janion?
A guide on how to shop for hosting parties.
You know, where's the time?
Where's the time, Janion?
Honestly.
Well, like a good old passion.
You know, well, we're being good.
You know, we're being good.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What a singing you seem like a nice guy. Oh, yeah, what a come to the hospital. Oh, I know. I was just there
Don't go there. Don't go there. Don't go there
So
Hospital bombing straight to work
Like a normal person
of
Hello, the connect. It's better now
Fasted motorcades with elves
Did we take a trip in around the block? Sure. You'll notice the difference. Oh, oh, I'm better
Hey, hop in second. Okay
I'm good
I'm I need I made it here
More and less security is in the truck
What are you doing?
It's a cruise in the truck.
Is that what you say?
Get in the trucks of carating.
Come on, Bruno.
Okay.
Stop.
Stop, Johnny.
Staff successfully distracted.
Face too.
Please.
All further further go.
Hey.
Come on.
I'm trying with you.
What's wrong with me?
Society's in one of its sick.
Yeah.
And then what hurts?
Where is your area with most of the most patients?
I'm out.
Brother, the 92 happens actually.
Hey.
Could you please take this there?
Could you just go ask?
Just a hamburger band.
Can you just go?
You have to say goodbye to her.
Goodbye.
Thank you.
I'm going to pull you apart.
Thank you.
Oh, no.
and some blue hand liable blue about Jesus.
They should be sure for my son's salvation.
Oh, not again. Not again. Okay, we better get inside.
They're doing it again. They're doing it again.
What are they doing? Bruno, come quick.
They're doing quick.
They're doing quick. They're doing quick.
It's just a gastrograde.
It's okay, stick to the block.
I'm getting nervous.
Don't get nervous.
You know what this matter about a negative nervous.
That's right.
Who knows?
I've never done does something like this.
It's okay.
You are going to be on the ground.
Oh, basic and shot.
It's time.
I just moved here through this house.
Yeah, put that knife down.
Go for the show.
Okay, there we go.
There we go.
Oh, yeah.
There we go.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, they're just working on what they're looking for.
They're looking for a chance.
Oh, wow.
We're getting ready.
We're looking for a chance.
Wait, are you okay?
There's one more.
I'm not out of here. This guy's crazy.
It's good. It's crazy.
That's out of here.
What is that home?
Come brother.
No.
You're going to put your fucking hands up.
Fuck you.
That's what you're going to do.
I do psychos.
Fucker.
Stop it.
Fucker.
Holy shit.
Fucker.
That's a good shit.
I'm on the floor, over here.
There's always going on over here.
Oh, oh.
Stop that.
Can't stop me at all.
I'm on the floor, over.
all of them
you'll never take my book one less bound
I knew they were after the book.
Did you chat there after the book?
What's in the book?
Some good shit.
Okay.
Oh.
What?
Oh, I'm okay.
Okay.
How did they leave this up here?
What on earth is happening?
Alright.
and
Like this
Stop stop stop
I go to the bus I'll keep up from them
Stop
I'm sorry, you might have done something, not enough for us to cut, and we cannot afford it anyway. We have about $12 in the bank account.
I guess I just fucking suck up my job.
Well, yeah, true.
So, I can't throw up.
Oh, I can't throw up.
So, you're not getting that vehicle.
Ow!
I can't throw up.
I'm shabby!
I hope you die, sir.
they got in my way
they hit round off so I think it's intentional but
the
Oh, I'm gonna go up the gas.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm gonna go up the gas.
It's an awful way, Felix.
Nice down.
Nice.
I'm gonna chill with that guy.
Oh, there's hope.
I can hear you, but I'm not listening.
Okay, listen, what's going on here now?
What do you guys want?
Well, what you put them out of the way first?
I'll take you. You put them out for like...
I can go and turn around for two years on your head.
I'll look right out of here, real.
Ah! Oh shit!
I've got them!
I'm reporting! Oh, you're gonna figure out the cause!
I want to see you.
Take the gas.
All right, bitch, stop.
Yeah, we out of his ass.
I'm here sorry.
He's right.
I'm here.
Who has doors in her room?
I live in here.
That's my home!
That's my home.
It's like fucking dead here, huh?
Sears computer just aren't messing up.
Well, maybe it's just not meant to be.
I don't think I've got an operative headed door.
They may sound bitch!
Stop!
You don't know what I'm about to do up here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, get around for a minute for the door.
Come on, can you?
You don't know what the door is.
I'm not a bitch.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be so happy to see you.
Come on, come on, now don't do that.
Bitch!
my base and the monar up here
yeah I don't think it's good
oh you throw it on the wall
hey man I'm trying for the day anyway
oh my god
he's down and he's bloated
Oh my god, why did you do that?
What the hell happened to me?
You were a press in me, you're going for the cops.
I'm here but I'm here but I'm here but I'm not right back here.
What happened?
You were repressing me but I subdued you.
Jesus, what happened?
No, the power of Muhammad got you today.
So I'm a lake em.
Have a run if I've run as you?
Hold on.
No, we attach the chase him on the back.
We try to open up door to close line his ass.
But he got him down.
She's weird.
So I'm a lake.
I think he might be right.
I don't know.
you guys might have killed.
I'm gonna take them down.
Look, you gonna beat?
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
You want to beat them down?
Yeah, you guys, you on this air?
I'm seeing that son up.
Hell, happen to me.
Sorry, you have the right to remain silent.
Oh, okay.
I'm saying, you can't see him.
You can't see him.
you in the same race as I've read them to you today.
Yeah.
Not already.
Okay.
Deep, was he in the car when I blew up?
Was he in it?
Yeah.
Well, he jumped out at the last second, but it's not that smart.
That's smart.
You mess on, on the car room after there.
Perfect.
Oh, really?
All right.
Hey, here we go.
Oh, that was fucked up, Joe.
Let me see if I can do that.
Oh, Ram.
Don't you have a key did not just get stuck.
Plus me.
What's it?
What is it?
What's going on?
He's got it.
There you go. Got it. Jesus Christ. Oh, right
Yeah
He exploded
I don't know
I'll get him into the back of the ambulance so we can transport him.
Yeah, that's the problem.
Jerry, you?
Yes.
It's an I wrote a book and he's a, I wrote it.
Far, rather than a book.
I see, I see you are a button in blue, so how you went that approach now.
How do you?
I could give up.
There you go.
Yeah.
You're in a problem.
Yeah, you went back to my car.
Yeah, I don't think it's meant to be.
I'm actually in about 12 years.
I'm going to get into the doctor's.
I think it was like 766 in the morning spotted gang.
We'll get back just to the 95th room.
You saw it in a trap?
You think we end up keeping the glove box?
Stay with me, sir.
I had it, though.
Okay, I'll make sure you guys go.
Oh, thanks, quiet.
it's
as well as so bad
that I can't
I said normal
we need to find a system just completely replace slash me medical R.P. because it's my least favorite thing to do in R.P. I fucking hate it. I never know what to fucking do. I can't fucking spell for shit.
let alone medical terms.
I-I fucking hate it.
It would just be the- we need to automate it somehow.
Is this still a fucking money policy though?
Hmm.
Okay, what's going on here?
Fucking...
Sad?
You got stabbed? All right, where did we get stabbed?
You know what I'm sad.
Oh, you're sad. Why are you sad?
I blew up.
You blew up.
Yeah.
So you're a little crunchy.
Hmm.
You need a bird cringy while I'm there.
You want to.
Just leave me alone.
You want to be alone.
All right. Let's just leave me alone.
Okay. All right. I can leave you alone.
No care anymore.
You don't care. Why don't you care?
I just wanted it to happen when it didn't.
What did you want to happen? Shut up! Shut up!
I hope that hell will.
Okay, all right, he doesn't, he doesn't want to.
He hates me.
I'm going to put you.
What the hell?
Cool.
Guys, I think he's bipolar.
I don't know if I can help that fuck off
No, you fuck off
Yeah, I
There he go
Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid you're stupid
dumb
Stump
dumb dumb I thought you were trying to say stupid again, but it sounded like kind of
halfway through you said dumb instead. Oh, so I'm just being muted in front of me.
Yeah, all I was looking for you to write a report or something, you.
Yeah, why am I not surprised that was your reaction? I thought it was going to come.
Yeah, where the fuck are the cons, by the way?
No idea.
I just got two dudes.
Are you still, uh, back to a little bit spicy?
I just did fucking don't know what if you need it.
I don't know, nice beach, by the way.
Where the fuck are they coming from?
There's shit there you go.
Oh.
So, is he in custody?
Is he...
Welcome now.
I also have a 95 here that was just left here. Does anybody know what's up with them?
Looks like a homeless man. Can you second? Do you know his name?
I'm sure we have pronounced and he's bigger than us.
How must we end on what are you?
Oh god.
I didn't play a rango for two hours and it's in fucking shit.
I'm actually doomed to play that fucking character, aren't I?
I mean it was LSDP.
I'm actually fucking doomed.
Holy shit man.
I'm gonna get out.
Sir
Sir, oh look at him
Is he okay? Is he okay? Is it not a good comment? Oh, yeah, he's good. He's just severely in need of fucking
And he can tell me you're trying to be in don't a wall
Shut up got damn it
What the hell?
Come on, I could let you have a cup, so you can walk out of here, really.
Yeah, I'm not even fucking kidding.
I don't know who is the initial officer on scene and they fucked everything up, so you
free to go.
You're lucky day, someone didn't do their job, right?
Follow me.
You got your book?
All right, come on.
Alright, come on.
Uh huh.
Okay, sure.
Hey, sorry about that, by the way.
Yeah, you're fucking better me.
That's okay.
If I find out who I was fucking here first on this scene, that's okay.
No, that's okay.
I hate to ask out.
You're better not have been somebody I trained.
Are you free to go, sir?
Are you going to fucking tell me to shut up again?
Hate you.
You hate me.
Do you want me to trust you, Adam?
No, I think he just needs lots of bread, but I'll let him touch that.
All right, thank you.
Do you think his mother loved him?
You know?
Why is he so nasty?
So, but it's something happened to him.
Yeah, something, something I write up in there.
Screw.
Screw it.
He's been very spicy. Yeah, he he had the fucking you know why he had the lime much you don't see didn't have the regular ones
Good lime
Are you the best is you that's where the zest is coming from
This right
Now dropping
What do
City hall please all right
What's going on?
I'm pissed off.
Oh, that's good.
Something beats you up?
Dr. Pistons.
What's this new?
She looked at my dog.
Good boy.
And cool.
That's not cool.
I'm angry about that.
Yeah, that's not cool.
I mean, the blue key school.
Keep the meter right.
Okay.
So, if you sell it on the street like 175, okay.
schedule talking about
Hello.
You want to do it?
I've got more important things to do.
The filling the prophecy.
Oh, so how was it?
Not good, I need money.
Will you donate?
How much you need?
Five hundred.
Ever had that amount on me?
Never mind.
Could you take me to the bank?
Do you have anything to pay?
I don't know you might.
Okay.
So, like, these bookies have written by me.
Talk about that.
You don't get to do that.
Okay, sorry, man, they want you upset you. You did you?
You did
Sorry, man, now you're next
What the hell
I can do things to people
I'm gonna be on my...
...smart and I'm hushin' hushin' hushin'
That's not it.
Do you want to find out what happens next?
I'm getting the fuck out of you.
Do you want to find out what happens?
Calibar! Calibar!
the
shell
guy to open
the gate
password
three
Password.
Fruit pie. Three.
Come on.
Already taken. What?
Oh.
to open gate
six die
gate
opens
there we go
Terry tell the people of the world how you are feeding
...
Sler detected.
Paint.
Paint detected.
the
keyness detected
guys real quick we still have eight hours of stream left
today is a Friday 10 hour stream
I had to lie so quiet today so there's going to be a little speaker button you're going to want to turn that up.
There's going to be a slider.
Yeah.
I'm surrounded by a bunch of idiots right now, and personally, I don't really know what to do.
I mean, have you heard of this radio traffic?
It's fucking horrendous. It's actually terrible.
Anyways, give me a call back.
8-1-2-6-6-5-2-6-8-5 or something like that.
I'll talk to you there.
What the fuck?
Oh, hey, man.
Do you have anything to eat what do you have anything to eat?
No, I don't
Just a new just made your choice what?
What do you mean I'm gonna do horrible things?
What when six die?
Eyes are open
Are you okay?
6. Must be sacrificed. Pollution blood is the key to the gate.
Okay. What's in? Okay. Yeah. What's your name?
Buddy. Hey.
I'll get you a donor or something. What's your name?
You've already made your choice.
Jesus!
I don't know.
Skitsu RP is so big.
Yeah, because you can just fucking say shit
It doesn't even need to make sense.
That's awesome.
I need some food though.
This is such a trip on your stone.
Go home and get stoned.
Nice. What the hell?
I love- I love admins spawns.
Fuckin' Jesus!
Oh my god!
Hey, hello.
Are you open?
Are you calling the police?
The buildings are flying.
throw him in the fucking fryer.
He was just who could have run this year.
Mr. What do you want to eat?
Break towels before the building explodes.
Burger.
I took the car out of the place. It's fine.
Oh, he is freaking out.
You want to help me? I'm sorry. I'm going to be your shoulder.
What the hell, Emo?
Charlie!
Get out of here, damnit!
Oh, damnit!
I'm gonna help you if you just get me up, I can get you a murder.
I'll spare you when the time comes.
God damnit!
Charlie, what are you doing?
I'm all right. I'm all right. He's our robin us.
It. I just I just went live. I think I'm going to tell you something about your role.
He's our robin. He's a super villain.
Thank you. He needed to be.
I can be something huge in here of a chance.
This is a penis.
and I've seen bigger
huge, I mean, I don't know about huge
I would say not bad
and
and on a barrison
would be said about it will size is not bad
like 13 inches
and
my gay or you get
why not both
well that building is on fire
on fire
what is up
what is that done
stupid mustache man
I do have a single you I do have a few to give a chance
That's a man holding a giant bird
And that's yeah, that's pretty big
It's a rooster. Yeah, they come to snuff the rooster
to
the
one of the
of the number
roosters are a
pretty prominent
off
the rooster was a sniper
I don't know
roosters a sniper oh, I just saw that it was uh, oh, is that why it's on the is that why it's on Saracio?
Oh
Wow
It's the singer's dad and same lane Stanley's dad's name is Ruster
That's a fucked up name
and
take all my god I saw
use your
the
user's a legendary sniper code name rooster
that's a state that's a dumb name
if I was a bad as a member of the code name would be like
reaper
or
drunk driver
because i'm gonna ruin your life
one
there
it
or
probably like her peace because I'm gonna change your life forever
a bad way. You don't need to pick your nickname. What the fuck is the point of that?
Let's dumb. I feel like if you're good enough cyber you can pick your nickname. Just
kill all the people that call you something that you don't like.
the
uh... that that one guy killed himself right
uh... the american cyper
yeah no
oh is he still alive
oh he was killed he was murdered
what's
what the fuck happened
that's a gun range
all
let's have
As
I think it's said when people die and I think they celebrating the death of somebody
Even though they might have an opposing pit of political opinion of you, it's really doing more harm than good, and it's creating a bigger divide in this country.
And I just think it's overall counterproductive.
Like Hitler, we'll know he had to go.
Yeah, what have you done with Penta?
Why don't think people should be like dead that I don't agree with political.
I don't know.
We'll remember this should, fuck you! Why am I?
Really people need to die.
There's a difference between not thinking they deserve to die, not caring.
of
all it's like how
sometimes Chelsea gets organic bananas and like while I don't prefer them
you know, I'd
I'd better not really care, you know.
Oh, I get it. Great. We could stop talking about this topic now.
the
right
what's an organic banana
google
google what it looks like
you
you know who does there deserve to die
more fucking ops on my block cut
hey coming through with that more fucking block cut
hey spray them down
hey got coke bricks pound for pound
Everyone, I'll care what they do in.
Hey, you know me at my clock, so I had to shoot them.
Hey, got a gun.
Malfuckers really know I'm on the run.
Hey, shoot everyone.
Fuck bass.
And his son.
the
fifth of the summer earlier had to
hit the hard to kill himself as that's that's what i met by that man as that was a w clear
vacation by sear
Oh wait, I just got distracted.
Pente get five stars.
Now, this is going to be my Polician serial killer character because I think it'd be funny to have a
Beepers, Peepers.
the
be per reaper
how are my good to commit to GGA six
I just feel like GGA six is going to suck man
I feel like that everyone is just set this expectation that will is actually impossible to reach
Rockstar founders are in the up scene files, always that why there were no Jeffs in GTA 4.
I don't think Tim does that.
April Salad, thank you for the fight.
I don't think Tim does that.
April Salad, thank you for the fight.
I can shoot any rune pieces.
Also, I'm trying to not get too excited for GTA 6 because I could be fucking dead before
this way, you know what I mean?
Like who fucking knows what's gonna happen?
No.
I don't think this shit is coming out.
It's supposed to come out this year, right?
That's shit I can't remember.
Hey, Passelli, thanks for the five.
I
Would hate it if I were more than the least I'm not more than the Jesus Christ man I may be a little tubby
Is what my doctor wrote on my medical chart which I did not think that was a medical phrase
Oh, nice.
free house chat this this actually works in real life like this
Medical professional here not only are you more really obc or apparently delusional your medical professional really and you're on twitch right now. Okay, but I
Believe that
It's my cult
stuff
It's like scary
the
scaring human lab cages
say
there's one of us open
Prop dog cage, and a pollution cage.
are you're not supposed to go to the power of actors right isn't that ship bound
like they killed people sometimes
It's getting really weird.
It's getting really weird to this shot.
It's just a book.
Let's go.
Oh, yeah.
I'm shaping up.
Love what you've done with the place.
Wow.
Really nice ride.
You
a death for goal on the day
no, it's funny
don't fucking look at me funny
funny boy
and
yet it's just a random house unlocked
yet you can do that in real life chat just go find a house for sale and you could just live in there for a while if you want
That's a little bit of a life hack.
If you stay long enough, they can't kick you out.
Yeah, I've heard about that squatters, Royce.
Thanks for the legal advice.
You welcome the taxes come with that. No, I think you can shoot somebody for looking at your wrong here
Yeah, I want to do that here
Not advised the Texas now
and
I believe that he is a doctor
I mean honestly I think anyone could be a doctor you just have to hate yourself enough
uh... you know being a doctor's talk it's it's really just like
you know
people talk about it like oh it's such an accomplishment but it's it's a time thing right you
just have to be willing to dedicate 10 years to like fucking up, you know?
Medicine's most of just trial and error.
We just pump people full of shit and if it doesn't work, we just draw some other shit.
Right?
Let's just kind of how it works.
Basically, that's how it works.
That's basically how it works.
So much is question marketing.
Yeah, I could be, yeah, I could do it if I wanted to.
That's why it's called a practice.
haha
What do you want to believe how many mice I've traveled an error like that?
Your BMI is four digits high score
Nice score!
New workout!
I saw a...
I think it was on Reddit, I saw a video of some guy at a oncologist, and he was like,
and they were like, yeah, we should do another biopsie, just to make sure the ship's gone.
And he was like, no, I'm good. And I was like,
Hell
Hey, there's my brother guess fuck it
Just vibe out of that shit's gone. Oh
If I can do gives a shit
I know my body
Just give me the apples Steve Jobs
to
just to tell trucks are in each other on the reddit of not surprised
to our peers realize
RIM RAM.
RIM RAM RAM.
You're always funny, but you're really on it today. Have a good one, man.
Are we, wait, are you leaving?
the
days
hey this has been hilarious
on the
the hell's
man you are cracking my shit up
all right I'm out
the focus of
the
of
Thank you.
There's a theory that you have a finite amount of laughs.
I deal done.
Pets you your man's game trimmer's finally done.
Oh, well, they haven't sponsored me in years, so I don't, yeah, just throw that fucking garbage away.
Who gives a shit about that?
Honestly, I would never buy that fucking junk. That's all piece of shit. It's a piece of shit
Who gives a fuck?
And let's thank give me money. You sold it to me. Oh, I just said that you should check it out
Oh
Who is more game time you and G. J. E. McCown. Oh, McCown. Oh and wow easily
and it's not even close
yeah, I just said you should look into the company
the
You know?
I
Fuck
of
Okay.
Alright, it's a rumor.
Hello, I am from a program that houses police shins and gives them an opportunity in Los Santos.
What program is that?
It's called Pudding Policeions to Work.
It sounds like slave labor to be sir. No.
What's your name?
My name?
Yeah.
Yes.
Call it down.
Okay, let's go.
Yeah.
And what tell me a bit more about this program?
Okay, let's go.
What kind of work would the police be doing?
Just come on with me, I'm a judge.
Come with you, you'll get skis.
I think I see you look like a stranger to me.
And my doctor, I can't get either of you.
I've got a duty to save people's lives.
Get down. Come on.
You think you need to go with this guy?
Then you just steal that, you see.
I mean it.
Ah.
the
Damn, I just forgot some good bricks.
I come in peace.
Relax.
I can't do that.
But what I can't do is offer you an opportunity.
Sure, I got an opportunity to shoot you right now.
That's true, but then you'll never know.
I have to offer.
When he got to offer us.
Put down your weapon and I will lift the veil of mystery.
I'll put down this weapon.
Good.
Put down that weapon.
Vail of mystery will be lifted.
Sir, the only mystery right now is why your hands are important to the stars.
Listen, I'm just trying to talk.
I'm a good guy.
I mean, you're kind of breaking some walls right now so you don't seem like too good again.
I'm a good guy.
I don't know.
There was no one out there was no one out the fence so I just...
I don't know sir.
I was standing at the fence and watching that.
Why don't I go to the doctors?
Okay.
I could just leave if you want.
I mean,
how about you put your hands to this guy and we can figure that out.
...
off
it's a little louder
it's a good little bitch on the shot
that's a good one
Now.
This is the help.
This is the help you.
place in vehicle
must
to be keep on
to
No, I'm just gonna go somewhere.
I'm the hell away from you, God damn son of the janitor, don't worry, your blood is
going to help open up the portal, it way for me right now I'm going to open up your
fucking portal, relax buddy, I'm just here to help guy, your blood will help open up
the gate to another to mention.
I've got damn hands off my tracker.
Calm down.
Oh, shit, this takes forever.
Okay, I'm just a go postal truck driver.
Got damn souvenirs.
I need your blood, the pollution blood is more pure, more concentrating.
You don't understand.
It's all in my book.
Not fully understand that the pollution blood ain't like polluted in the state of the house.
I guess I need it.
It's going to be okay.
We're going to take you to a better place.
So, okay, so, okay.
Not okay, we're in the goddamn south.
I'm gonna get stabbed a shot from every witch fucking direction.
It's not like that, we're peaceful people.
But he just stabbed me.
piece, we're mostly peaceful.
All right, good.
Turns off your radio.
Can I help you?
Or would sir?
Yeah.
Get down.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, didn't it, what kind of world is that am I in for, I'm breathing for the shares?
I'm not even the back of the boat, wholes to the end right now. It looks like you've been hit that.
Wait, did they go on the line?
I'm going shoot over there.
Our wait a minute. Oh, I bet they got the 13-ounce of paying.
No, that fucking is ass.
Oh, man!
No, they're not even supposed to be getting those floor!
We can always see them. Yeah, that's not supposed to be going down like that, but it's okay.
I'm just gonna do a little bit of a jute here, and we're just gonna hope that that works.
the
all I'll bring this up during our giant meeting
and
another meeting
Well, I'm running the show. It's all meetings
It's so every week I have a meeting with different fucking people on Sunday. I got a meeting with the pleto meeting tomorrow's meeting with the devs
Yesterday was a meeting with the fucking an old piti
I'm gonna scream on top of that, too, but it's okay.
It's the life I chose.
Oh!
the
meeting guy very big meeting
and
It is fun.
I like it, but some chatters don't understand that.
I have to do it.
It doesn't mean a little bit, unfortunately, a little less time streaming, but you know what?
No one else is able to do it, God damn it.
I don't understand it, and I hate it.
It's pissing me the fuck off.
No, I'm angry.
I'm going to stab you and put you in the back of a go postal there.
if
and
the
ship
terrible job as a poster on
the boss is just said back to like where the hell is he
Fuck is he?
He seems so reliable
Little weird about the book, but seemed like a good guy
No RP for the mounting
Mods can you fucking just ban that bro?
Just give out a holy shit. What the hell is that?
Yeah, there we go.
Where the hell are you even taking me?
Let's see.
We got people in the south.
The doctor saw your face.
They're going to be coming for you.
It doesn't matter.
I'll use your blood to open up the key to the portal.
Once I'm in another dimension,
then I will be changing.
It's all in my book.
I'm not much of a reader, sir. So I'm not quite sure what book you're talking about.
It's called by the dip, how to host a party.
Shit, shit, shit.
See you soon.
Okay, now you okay like that.
You're fine like that.
the
to
the first for first camera.
Yeah, it's cool.
I'll show you all that I'll get in a truck in a little bit so you guys can see it's really cool.
the
I don't know dog.
There we go.
Oh my god.
road rage
stop we're almost there
I don't know how to say it.
Yeah.
Missing Bingo night.
No.
I'm going to, uh, here's all I'm going to do.
I'm going to RP murder in this guy,
than delete his character in the database.
And that's going to make for a good situation, I think.
Yep.
T.J.
Find the sky's character get ready to delete it.
I think you
what happened nothing I'm just taking a drive
I'm just driving, not that weird.
What could be weird this happening here?
I think you're doing a great job of role playing in streaming today.
I will continue watching.
Thank you, man. That's very nice.
What's that noise? Oh, you know the radiators all fucked up in this car.
I hate this, and I never leave it.
I'm out of here.
I would like to get off penters ride now.
I think I don't want to watch Pentany more.
Not enough bathrooms.
I'm hungry.
This is hilarious on leaving.
I'm almost there.
you're not even saw
whiskey and the what how can you want some when you're not so
unless you did unsolved in type that
but I guess there's really no way to know
Oh my god, I'm on my way.
Hey guys.
I'm getting out of the truck.
I can kill you.
Let me out of this fucking truck.
Get out of here.
Come on man.
come on man exit trod
just exit trod
this is still fucked up
I think I'm last too much blood, I'm too weak
Oh.
Oh, it's weird.
Where are you taking me? In this house.
Where the hell are we?
I'll...
I think we're outside of a house actually.
Yeah.
This is where they'll find you.
We'll keep you here in this cage for now.
Not another fucking cage.
the
scene
five more
Well, give me the key, you sorry.
Well, somebody hold me.
Range.
5 more polito bloods will open the gate.
from. Get your goddamn pants off me, sir. What? I knew you saw the nurse were all messed
stuff that got down.
For more politos, pollution, bloods,
other key.
More.
I don't like it.
Sir, politos a place, not a person.
but you not know that there's only one, but we don't not five.
It's a hard ass here, and...
That's good, nothing.
One down.
How about we make a deal, sir?
You get me medical, and I'll only beat your ass a little bit.
Don't work this now.
If you want LOL.
to
the
server and first force for I said if you
Why?
This is pretty cool.
I thought a social media serial killer might be kind of fun.
and
you could have told me on a week to finish
I'm gonna permit you for my R.P.
Ah, I'll give you three days of wrap it up though.
some servers only give three days of wrap it up I give a week here
to see your thing happened
That's your good.
the
half of the
of this year his computer fucking broke and yesterday when he tried to play that wasn't
a dedos by the way apparently we got we got throttled by our network host because apparently
they didn't like how much they didn't like how much data we were using but TJ has that sort
It's a good idea.
Yeah.
It's what you pay for, well they disagreed.
the
reply
to
No, there we go.
Snowheart.
I should go quit this police, this fucking ghost alone.
are the phone notifications will sedox the trend to user what the fuck are you what's
What's happening?
Confirm to AI.
Oh, you can quit in this menu.
Hold in, shut up.
Wait, Jats better at this than I am.
and
hey, what can I do there for you
I'm here
yeah, I mean, you see if there's a manager, I could help you out with that sir
yeah, you want one second
.
Not sure who, but citizens are running scared for their life.
This is my work.
I don't think it was much, they don't have a manager right now,
but I have any experience in fast food or possibly security or anything like that.
Yeah, I can do all of that.
You can do it all.
That's good to hear.
Just look normal working here while they heat dies down.
Okay, yeah, that's um, yes, have you okay with working in not getting paid?
No, I need money. Okay, well, we don't have a lot of that floating around right now.
I, sorry.
I mean, come back later and negotiate with the manager, I'm just not able to do that, though.
Yep, get there, get there, get there, show them up to you.
Don't look at this.
Time.
the
I can't get this shit to fuck out of here.
I don't know if I should do it.
I don't know.
I want some Michael Knight, not Jordan Sia.
Really?
I know I got on this character to fuck around if I'm like, wait, I kinda want to murder
populations.
This inspired me to do something. No!
Guys, don't just look at me. Help me.
I was trying to do cool tricks in a car and I can
fucking screw it in.
That's gonna pass it on, right?
Oh, what that guy to help me?
He looks like a real doctor.
Oh, what you got there?
I don't have anything.
All here?
I don't know.
Did you see?
Now serving number three.
Did you see?
He talked about it.
I remember what I told you.
Oh, came back up, man.
Go and follow me, sir.
Did you see my old trendy?
What I'm trying to hear me
Can you back I can't stay right there?
I don't want to pour on my phone around you. Yeah, I creeped me out a little bit
Job
That's it.
This is great to mess with, yeah he's very funny to mess with.
Hey, what the fuck was that?
I'm talking to you, I've won them out with a white nail in a blue jump suit next
to the box
hey
you just stand up for me okay
currently uh...
can't give them orders to uh... put a stand up in that
offering
so i need to put your hands up for me
Right, put your hands up, man.
What? You were kids up!
You really want to do this?
You're fucking hands up before you light the fucking light into the goddamn sunboy.
If you continue down this path,
this will start a chain reaction of a series of events. Do you wish to continue?
I don't want to continue that.
Then let me be.
No, it's too late. You gotta put your hands up.
your air against the wall we've paved the path to my future
just put your hands up
basically for me so we can talk about this
very well you have chosen
don't
all move
all right, if I want to have the tank one detained over here
all right, so before you say anything else I do I oh my god
do I the right to mean violent anything say can and will be sent to the floor
Yeah, right for the time being.
Have you?
Yes.
Oh, okay. You said, like, why did the camera, I mean, you had the right to me.
Come on, man. I'm trying to read this guy's right.
I'm sorry. I'm up here.
Yeah, the right to me in silence.
You think you say can and we'll be using a squirtle.
Yeah, I don't write towards the journey of comfort.
I want to be pointy.
I'm going to stand.
Third, do you want to stand your rights?
I'm going to like those good.
I'm going to check out a training video and there's a body and everybody's going to
set the matches to the description of something.
check the sound wise and cuss.
Am I not the other anymore?
Oh no.
Maybe you made it up?
Who was all in your head?
No.
on some other cops all the way
yeah maybe it was just a
glitch in the matrix
not not
no I don't tell you that
I don't like thinking about that
we can't hear
if you're for this
I'm working on
I don't know you need to call me more of you
I know
I'm just a specter
I clearly look much more like me
I'll see you then I'll be more fierce. Look at me.
Whatever you say, more.
Oh my god.
This guy's being racist. He called me more fierce.
All right. Hey, what's your name, buddy?
Do you mind answering that for me?
My name?
Yeah.
It's all in my jumps too.
Donnick.
You know the honor.
Yeah.
The other patch.
Right.
Rippo?
That's right.
Wait.
No.
Do you hear?
I'll low.
Well, there's no one named that and our system, do you know where you go name?
No...
I don't know....
Okay, so...
You know anything about...
uh... amounting in a video.
Oh, you don't know.
You know that about that.
You do.
What do you know about that?
you
get me vibes that don't like me
you got to remind me of somebody that didn't like
you talked to me about it
you're not going to talk to me about it
Alright. Well, right now we're just going to sit here for a little bit. Okay, we're not going to move any barrier anywhere until I get some confirmation.
Good.
I believe I am where Del Pero you can jump off right before the
of
the box exit
of the suspect came here
I mean he has a blue jumps to an early know he's got crazy hair
but
he's kind of age maybe Asian
maybe he's not really cooperating with me right now so we're staying here and
tell you have some PC to make you an answer something.
Oh man, this is great time to go out again.
Hello sir, would you say oh you're talking to me?
Oh man, it's really good.
Sir.
you told me to look at some video but the video's gone and I was
looking at it and had some guy like a mountie covered with a bunch of
bodies and it just kind of was like weird and then he also said to
really like two more like there's more come in or I caused this or
something. What did I do? Yeah I ran into this guy earlier and he was just walking
on the road and he asked me if I had any food and I said no and he basically said that,
I don't know, like I did something like some people are going to die or some shit.
She's crazy. All right. Yep, this is him.
All right, simple. That's the same thing. What? You have the right to remain
He's been in his right.
He's just not really talking to me right now.
All right.
Well, let's get him out.
I'm not interested.
I'm searching to start him or anything.
We just detained and read his rights and asked a few questions.
I think your questions were asked.
He was it.
Well, I was talking to him at the hospital.
He walked up to me at the hospital, rather.
And he said, check out Trinity or something.
And there was a video on there about Mount T, like of genre by a bunch of bodies or something.
and earlier I ran into him and he said that because I didn't give him food like
you've worked an entire something.
Okay.
All right sir, you're going to become with me at this time.
Okay.
Okay, I said I haven't searched in that I don't know if you want to.
Yep.
Then when the car before you search in me.
Well, search him in the.
It's always a bad idea.
I mean as long as he's in cops can't really do anything so.
Okay.
How long is the father?
What is it?
Hmm.
Okay, we're going to talk about that, but yeah, you can just hang out and hang out about it right now.
I thought you were later.
Yeah you shouldn't talk about online investigations.
Okay.
We have the 95..
This area you have to lock.
Let's open the door.
the
Can you come to the gates so I can get these cups off you?
Sir.
You look like a whore.
You look like a criminal.
Now, you have no idea.
Oh, sir.
I think I have more of a dear than most.
You don't know what you just started.
I will be calling the lawyer for you because you are looking at some serious charges.
Take sign I'd bill.
Let's keep that back on the screen.
I see you. Don't worry. Our mission will be complete.
I may fall, but others will rise.
Good. Good.
I will open the gate for you.
You think the amount he died?
That'd be badass.
I'm sharing a lot of these things.
You're a brilliant dude.
If you could see a series of high-emmoning fans, they're just like, I think you'll.
Murderers, badass.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, Terry.
Jonathan.
I'll show you.
Jonathan.
I removed these rumors off you, but that wasn't fucking thinking earlier.
Take us.
Thank you this. Here's some water.
All right.
Are you charged with immigration violation today?
Will I not for you a plea deal for a person
pretty much all of your time off of one month?
All right.
You're going up from one month, Jonathan.
You're also being charged to find up $500.
Plating guilty.
Okay, the non-ease are coming to grab you, all right?
Do not come back here.
Oh, good.
Do not come back.
All right, you're coming home.
Oh, my God.
Did he hear the?
Yeah.
And I won't get you added as a lawyer, Amber, and get you pain.
Thank you.
I'm not supposed to get in jerry.
Yeah.
We're all right, so I'm doing that.
All right.
We'll let you out the front.
Thank you.
I'm the server owner and I have the most characters out on the screen, and I have the
most characters out on hunts.
That's awesome.
Shit Lord.
and shit lord, this is story telling. Look at this, this is a flesh out character.
Oh yeah, if you want to see some shit lording, I can bust out level 7 boss.
I'll show you some shit lording if you want to see
guys 13.5k on locks level 7 boss
let's go that's actually a good goal
Uh-huh.
Huge deal.
I'm getting VDM back.
What am I supposed to do?
He literally VDM warlorded me.
Damn the source five gifted you have W Mini Bar with five!
When I got an instrumental last time for partnership you come here to the alert.
The guy put my voice as an alert on his stream.
Let's go!
Pink!
Ha ha ha!
Yeah!
50!
Oh my god!
Fuck it!
Okay, scoop us all right, we're doing it!
Well done.
Okay, then for 50 dip in
Super Soldier 5
Oh, wait, what the fuck
When I got into the last time for talking shit, he put me as an alert the guy put my voice as an alert on his stream
has streamed.
Oh, he was correct.
I've been a fine.
Big bird, thank you so much for the 50.
He in the cells said he didn't know.
Guys, we were just one away.
I want to fucking ban this piece of shit.
We were just one away there.
Hi.
Hey.
Hi.
Oh.
All right.
So you say take a hud charge and how much it binds?
Well, right now it is 165 months, 12,000.
one of the
and
the
day for the ship had to succumbed
on the black and bad this piece of
the
I don't know what I did, please.
I don't know why I'm in here.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Jimmy Bolts.
This is your lawyer.
Please, you have to help me.
I don't know why I'm in here.
I'm sorry that the chair.
Before we continue, make sure you're with Spring so I can.
Okay.
Please.
I'm.
Yes.
I'm with Spring.
Can you still hear me?
I don't know what I did.
Please.
I don't know why I'm in here.
Okay.
Please.
I'm so scared of what's going to happen to me.
Sure, sure thing. Okay, tell me what happened from your side.
I don't know. I was just at the hospital and they cuffed me.
Okay, you don't remember what happened leading up to that?
I've just been hanging out all day.
Okay, do you have anybody to come?
That's for you on that. You were hanging out with anybody?
I mostly just was hanging out by myself.
I mean, maybe maybe the ball is saw me on the block.
Cut.
Okay, the ball, do you have any names of these
followers or I don't know.
I don't know.
I just, I, I don't even know what I did.
What are they saying? I did.
Sure, sure thing.
So there are saying that you, the guy called
about a down Mount Tief and Blido on say,
three, four, five, get something.
They just wanted to that call.
And they found, they found you in the
bill postal truck with the Mountie what in favor of the back of it? Yes, please
that was on me. Okay. I've never even paid up there. Okay. So you're
facing, I've been going to tell you the charges that you're facing. You're facing
the beating and 10th first to pre-mortar. And in the National for the
National. It is a hot time. I literally set in that click to my lawyer and I'm
is going to be real. Do they have any, I've never, I've never even been up there.
They state, they have multiple windows, both police, and I'm not sure their
police are what, but they have multiple windows, but you have to zoom the
crime. No, no, no, no, please. Please. This was not me. Please.
Okay, let me speak with the officers of the morse. If I can get some more details. One
You believe me, right?
I, I, yeah.
Yeah, this guy's a whack job.
Come on, that a copter.
So we got some pollution when this is as well.
Also, there's going to be an account that we're
going to just to paint a Detroit family owner of,
and we're pretty much betting that's going to,
it's not our only evidence, but pretty much
that we're going to come back to.
No, so Pima is trying to get a count.
Oh, but what phone?
Because, yeah, because there's a, that's
We found them. There was a video of the downbound the inside of a household.
That's your comment.
Oh sir.
So I've worked with some more bad news.
Yes, they have multiple when there's some more relations of our officers and also
can people just say that you've done something well here's the thing they said that you
have posted and criminal evidence on your uh trendy account I don't even have a phone
I mean they're going to be they said there's a cap that to see if there's someone
I'm going to be you, or
Why would there be a
me?
Suspine?
Yeah, please.
I don't even have a phone.
I don't believe in that kind of shit.
I understand, but fortunately, they are not going to
budge from the hot charge.
Can I all die?
I'll show you something.
We can ask for a please, please.
I'm an innocent man.
Suspine, who's here?
That's what I know.
Oh, oh.
Oh, ow, my right, ow.
Is this human man, too?
Sure, buddy, it's whatever you fucking want to be.
I don't give a shit anymore.
I've been doing this for so long.
I've been our peeing for so long.
So long.
So many characters.
So whatever the fuck you wanted to be, I don't give a shit.
Is there a relay?
Yep.
Yes.
His plan is here right?
That's correct, yep.
Jasmine, can you do me a flavor and film to get me a mess or I'll be breaking through
if you need to get through.
What?
I don't know.
I think that might be going to do good.
This is literally just level six boss.
I mean, I guess it's the fault I'm busy with.
Kind of will make an original character where Chad doesn't recycle the same jokes.
Hey!
Come on, man. What do you want him to do? Come up with new shit?
There's only thousands of them. How could they possibly all come together and come up with new shit?
How could it possibly happen?
What's up, what are you, what are you doing, reading my book, you're reading a book,
What's the book about?
Tom Closer, I'll show you the title.
Come right here, maybe.
That person.
Ah.
Ha.
I don't want this thing.
What the hell? I do need to be.
What the hell did I do?
the
I don't know. I've been like and playing little fuckers like little little serial killer fucking weirdos lately
I don't know what it is
You play good little freak characters
Thanks
I'm going to get on my
Polito
Missionary character that's also a serial
I'm just kidding. Or am I?
Need Bobcat and his nips. This is phase one Bobcat.
I'm making the Bobcat averse.
I think it would be fun if Bobcat had a bunch of followers and stuff and then that led
to Bobcat, it's character coming back.
So I need other, my other friends to play some Bobcat followers, yep.
Love that?
Yep.
So I'm making a call, is what's happening.
you care to comes up in your role with it.
All right, Bobcat Tim needs the blood of five
positions.
So five more.
This is one.
Five positions need to be murdered.
OK.
This will open the gate to allow Bobcat to come back.
All right.
He's really just sleeping in his room.
Thank you for your peace.
Unfortunately because this is a hot charge, we cannot have a bench trail.
What can we do?
Because we can do.
Can I do?
So you can have a bail hearing.
So you may leave some bail until your day court.
The earliest you can do it will be tomorrow.
So we'll have something you'll be interested in.
I don't understand.
I don't want to do anything.
Can they just arrest somebody?
They can they can only arrest somebody if they feel they have it strong enough to have it.
So scared of reasons.
Lastly, come in and run.
I understand sir, but this time my hands are tied.
I tried everything I could.
The best we could do is get you a peel hearing as soon as tomorrow.
And hopefully they can get you a bail.
No.
So that's it.
I'm dead.
So I would advise you to.
I would advise you to plead not guilty.
you'll see if you really did not commit to
scrum which you didn't get to and I don't know
what to say so I go to that prison I'm
telling you right now I will be dead. I
I can see maybe they can put me put you
and saw they can find me or something for
your safety but please please please I
didn't do this. I'm a sensor. Let me see
you if they can do that for you one moment.
All right.
Check this man's diples.
Has no diples.
Wow that's how many we had. Too bad about what happened that purple really could
to count that going.
Now well.
Really nice ride.
I love your right, Jeff.
Probably, a policeman.
from Toledo.
Probably from Toledo.
The lawyer knows an innocent man where she sees one.
Why could they possibly think that this man is guilty?
How could they possibly think?
GTA 6 was mentioned in the Epstein files.
What? Oh, it's fucking over.
We're talking about is that guy's getting, right?
All right.
GTA 6 is going to be on FC Nylon.
Oh, my God.
I got to look this up.
GTA 6, Epstein,
Highland.
Top comment, Reddit.
Do you think Epstein Island will be a GTA?
Fuck.
All right, Mr. Bolts, at this time of your face in the following charges, one time
is evading, one time is attempted first to re-murder, international kidnapping.
charge is a hot, so I will be sending it. I am, so can people just go to prison?
I don't know what we have enough probable cause. I didn't, what do you have? I didn't do anything.
I was just at the hospital. Sir, I witnessed you with a mountain in the back of your
group was the main. So you have, I swear to God, you are making a horrible mistake. Please don't
do this. Are you saying right now, sir, that you did not do ghost that day? No, please
Please, you are making a terrible health.
I'm sorry.
Answer the question.
Did you do go to the pool?
Attorney, what should I do?
Ashes, as you've been in the right, we'll just take it to the
pool for the, for a, for a, for a, for a, for a, for a,
whatever.
What's exhes, as you may sign it,
which remains not enough.
Oh, no.
I don't understand how can this happen?
How can this happen?
I don't understand.
Please, I didn't do anything.
You're making a terrible mistake.
No, sir.
I don't believe I am.
You are sending an innocent man to prison, please.
All right, anything else you'd like to say, sir, before I send you up before the side
saying that you're just innocent? I don't know what else to, how do I get out of this?
That's what course for us, sir. Oh my god. That's your DLCs here.
Bale healing, I'll be available tomorrow to discuss your bail.
No, do this. Please.
I'm not sure why the Lord and I argue about testimony, I want to have it a little more.
Most lawyers in RP just want to be a cop, so they just agree with cops.
It's very bizarre
Or yeah, or they just want to be the dea we need more lawyers that fucking hate the cops those are the best lawyers
Witness equals PC for everyone for some reason well a cops seeing someone
Do something certainly can be probable cause, but I don't know if it's they're probably gonna need more to get something like this to stick I imagine
I'll show us where it's worth noting that I did do this.
All right guys, we hit the 13.5 K sub roll.
time everybody
four hours already oh my god you're right what the hell happened there
the
The AK did kind of suck.
All guns suck if you don't have recoil upgrade.
What should the build be guys?
Oh, that's got a nice sniper rifle for me.
sniper rifle for me I love that I have a server I can do this on this was worth
the tens of thousands of dollars I've invested into this good investment
Yep. Shotgun.
24.
Pretty good. Panther.
That's pretty good.
tens of thousands which played GTA online. I mean that's actually cheaper than most people spend on GTA online.
That's that's less.
Mollot off.
I'll see you right here.
This is awesome.
I'm a, I'm not for sure.
It's great.
This seems like a pretty good load out.
Is it that you're going to stop them all off?
What's fine now?
Oh.
Oh yeah, that's where you do need to do this last year, man.
which is
bad
what the fuck was this last man?
um...
shit, create pet?
noo
orbees
noo
I can't create.
Oh.
Panther?
Right?
Fuck.
This is badass.
1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5.
2, 3, 2, 9, 7, 9.
2, 2, 3, 0, 5, 7, 9, 7, 0, 5, 12.
I think I could do the next one.
Oh no.
Hey, how you doing?
Oh, there she is.
How's going?
I didn't have the bowl of shootings since I've been shopping.
Oh, heck, I was wondering if I could apply for a job.
I'm not right now.
We have to go to the hospital, but I can talk to you soon.
I'm not in charge of hiring, but I can do.
I'm not going to be looking for a job.
Vocally, locally, I'll just stand here.
I love that fact.
Thank you, sir.
I'll be back shortly.
Hey, this is Roger.
Oh, I've run left.
I think I saw.
Yeah, this true, sir.
Soon, I don't know exactly when.
No, it's like that.
I
don't
know
it
I
don't
I
Hello, howdy
You say anything happen. No, I'm just getting here myself
All right, I should it. Oh nice pussy cat. Thank you
What the hell pattern? Howdy, yeah, it's a pretty nice pussy cat
All right, oh, Jay. What the other side?
Okay, I don't know where they were out of here.
Okay, I'll get that out of here.
It's good, man, I should have.
I don't even care.
They don't even care.
They don't even give a shit.
Good to a.
Two a hard.
Hey, big barn.
Can you make the title better?
Hello.
It's all good.
Yeah, I guess so I'm just getting in myself.
Oh, I'm so tired.
You're tired.
I know if I want to go in there now.
Oh.
Nice dog.
It's a panther.
Oh, sorry, my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my.
I'm sorry.
How should they go and trip?
Pretty good.
How's your day going?
Well, if I'm talking to you, oh good.
Oh good, get my name.
My name is Luke Stain and nice to meet you.
Well, nice to meet you.
Yep, nice to meet you, sir.
Have a good one.
Yep, you too.
This is great.
The friendly optional boss.
Yep.
Nice guy.
Could be some good loot though.
This is higher security, I'm just too A and I know.
Big fur, you good with this, you drop the 50 bomb, you good with this, good.
I don't see no fucking law against it, where's it say I fucking can't?
What?
Oh, this is a nice time of your fall, man.
You're a fucking blind man that you're home.
Easy, girl.
Oh, I get it, the character's door, though.
Hey!
It's true.
Sir, are you okay?
Yeah, are you doing?
Are you not worried about that animal there?
No.
Panther?
Holy.
Come on, okay.
Come on, girl.
Well, I think she's smelling the waffles.
Okay, that's that's a easy girl.
Let me get them Jericho, just to see if.
Yeah, I'd love to work here.
He's available.
You know, I heard you guys were having issues.
And every Sunday after church, my parents would take me
to the wall for house, you know, so this, this,
and I know this isn't a wall for house,
but it kind of looks like one and, you know,
that's special to me here.
Okay, okay.
Well, that's good to hear.
Yeah, it has a place in my heart, but
straight to voicemail. Okay. Well, I, what position were you looking to apply for?
Probably just going to be like a line.
Line to look. I should do anything. Yeah, it doesn't matter. I can cook. Well, I could
probably get you on as security because that doesn't, I don't actually have to get you on the books.
I'll interview you for all of it.
Let me just help this guy quick.
All right, I'll keep it on.
I'm just in case.
What a key cut.
Whoa.
You're getting a little panther guy.
That's so cool.
Yeah.
Oh, how do you understand?
Hey, how can I help you?
I would like a waffle and a drink please.
Okay, we just like the combos the same price you get next to.
Yeah, I'll take it.
Okay.
What would you like to drink?
The cola.
And how do you like your ex?
Scramble.
That's the word of the day.
Here's the word of the day.
Oh, thank you so much, I'm so happy with this one.
Congratulations.
All right, so that's ready for you.
We first.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
I see higher the kitty cat.
Yeah, sure, no one.
Oh my goodness, he's so cute.
Oh, he's shy, obviously sorry.
What's his name?
Kitty.
That's what you're good at, and it's so soothing of them.
You know?
Is that him, right?
Mm-hmm.
Little boy cat.
How'd you come across Kitty?
You know, they sell these all over the place in China.
Oh, you're so well-traveled.
You want to say hi to my friends? Sure. Yeah, he seems in my back. I moved the door. That sounds good. Yeah, let me do
Jesus, I'm sorry. Oh my god. I thought he was pulling you going out. Oh
My god. Okay. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry about that. Oh
My god. I'm sorry
What do we do about this
um...
well uh... please this is my dream job
you're probably going to get arrested man no no no no no no no no no could we just
i mean here
can you can you give me a chance to stop
stop
could you just give me a chance please
to just fix this
yeah yeah you do
if you think you can fix this
oh my god oh my god oh my god
you
to talk to you when you can play understand
all
easy mistake and
yeah i think i look like it was it could have been weapon
yet he reached for something
I can still at least interview you and thank you and yeah, you can come back come to the back office here.
Okay, thank you.
Sorry, I'm going to about that.
It really looked like you used to reach you for something.
It's okay, it's not a bad assumption around here that that might be what's happening.
Come over here.
Okay, so first off, could I get your name please?
My name's kind of long, my friends just call me Levi.
Levi?
Yeah.
And you said to you, Waffle House or Plan B, whatever.
We would come here every Sunday after church, and you know, my parents were just simple
work and folk blue collar. So this is really all we could afford. But, you know, it didn't
matter to me because just the time I got to spend with them and, you know, it was really
nice. And I even just appreciated the effort, you know, to take us out to eat in the first place.
Okay. So I've just got a couple of interviewees questions for you,
situations and just to see how you might handle them. So, first one we'll go
security base just because you mentioned that that might be something you're
interested in. You see customers break out into a fist fight over their spot in line.
you are working behind the counter. How do you handle that?
Probably just asking me to stop.
And then I don't have a word.
Okay, good.
And that's how you sort of, how would you continue that?
If they did it, if it escalated, I probably have to get a little physical, unfortunately.
Okay, no, that's fair.
Another option might be just ask them to take it outside whatever happens outside our doors
really is not tall will okay yeah okay good good what about
similar situation about a customer attacks your co-worker no
Hello fire, how can I help you?
It's not our fault.
Yeah, this one was more a check for somebody else.
Someone being fired off you?
No.
You guys ready to go about that?
No, that's not gonna happen.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I think that's all figured out.
You're in the fire department?
Yeah.
Yeah. Well, that doesn't make sense because you're the only one that's smoking hot here.
Oh, stop. You're too kind.
You're so nice. Do you want to maybe come by later? And we could go on a date. I'm a Christian guy looking to settle down and sort of family.
Wow. I love guys named Chris. I definitely be down. That's that's awesome. Well, things are really looking
I can't watch anything goes around.
There's no way.
Okay, there you go.
Well, I'm working here now.
This is my childhood dream to work here.
So that's great.
Awesome.
I'll be up here to see you later, handsome.
Bye.
Okay.
Goodbye, I love you.
I love you too.
Wow.
Oh, I miss.
Yeah, good for you.
All right.
Okay, that was actually a great answer for the first question, yeah, we'd be try to
de-escalate and if, okay, but the fall up to that one was going to be customers angry
about the price of the waffles going up and they attack your co-worker.
I believe that my co-workers with my life, like they are a member of my family because
this place to me, you know, plan B to me. It's more than family. I grew up within these walls.
You know, every Sunday I was here, this building watched me become a boy into a man.
Okay. Okay, yeah, perfect answer.
I love it. I love this place.
Okay, next question is going to be about cooking. Soon we're going to be having bacon on the
menu. It's coming very soon. Yeah. Now, if you're cooking bacon, you
cook that in butter, cooking oil, or other. For me, personally, it's
whatever the customer wants. I always thought the beautiful part about this
place was, you know, you can get real real freaky with the with your order and
just do whatever you want. One time I got a wall full covered in chili. Absolutely.
We do all of those requests, so that is a good answer.
That's kind of a trick question though,
but it's still a good answer.
Bacon doesn't need any kind of extra oil or fat,
so I wouldn't say you got that wrong.
Wait, are you not supposed to go to the bacon and butter?
Um, okay.
I'll, I could look at him butter.
And what shift would you be looking to work around this time
or a bit later, a bit earlier?
Wait, whatever I'm needed.
That's bad, whatever you need it.
What?
You think you'd be
I'd be coming around in this house?
Yeah, probably, probably, yeah.
OK, that's all good.
Our manager just likes to know that.
OK.
I think I might get you all on a security for today.
I cannot do any hiring, but I can at least tell my manager
that your interview went pretty well.
You said you and the other guy figured out what was going on between you two.
So yeah, if he's okay with that, I'm okay with it.
Okay. Well, thank you so much.
This is a dream of mine. I'm happy to be a board.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Happy to have the board.
Do you have an ID so that when my if my manager does come around, he can probably get your hired.
Yeah. I'll have to.
I'll have to run home again. I don't have a with me.
Okay.
But if you come to it, okay.
Okay, well, I'll always tell them that somebody named Levi had a good interview and
then if you want to ask for sale, would you like his number?
You know, I'm just gonna hang out here.
Okay, yeah, that's fine.
I'm prefer to meet him in person, you know.
Thank you again, thank you so much.
This is really a dream of mine.
Not a problem.
It's good to meet you, Levi.
I'm Roger.
I look forward to working with you.
Thank you, man.
Yeah, yeah, keep up the good works.
For now you'll be the security and once
Sound might want to ask you some more questions, but to get you hired on is more than security, but okay, I'll let him know that's what you're looking for and I just got you doing this for right now
Okay, well, thank you so much
Right, I'm not gonna let you down
I'm sure you won't
Hey, how's it going?
Yeah, I would coffee please no milk no cream no sugar
Yeah, I know you're at this point. Yeah
That woman fell
Yeah, I was hungry. I was trying to wait
Oh yeah, I was turning I yes starving sorry. Oh, okay, you can be all right. You just didn't you?
Yeah, I think I could get back up
Oh, he's our new security.
Oh, carry me.
Yeah, you got nothing to worry about. He's not going to.
He shows he seems like a good guy. He's a good guy.
Yeah.
I'm down because I'm hungry.
What the fuck are the way?
Oh, I'm security. It's okay.
Okay. That's brandishing. You can be arrested for that.
Okay. I'm sorry to put it away.
Okay.
I'm just not to get back up.
He put the shock in the way I'm talking to him right now.
Oh no no no I'm not doing that.
I literally just thought that.
I appreciate that.
Okay.
Okay I'm coming in.
Yeah, I think it's in my shirt.
Did you want to get a meal too?
I'll buy you a meal on me.
Okay, well, how about this?
Give a regular ID or a traffic license or anything.
Not a combo.
You want to see my ID?
Yeah.
You want me to reveal my name?
Yeah.
Okay
But you have to save it
Oh, that's a shock.
That's a damn higher.
Oh, oh, okay.
Oh, that's not good.
They're trying to take me out of here.
Oh, oh, oh.
Now I love this place, please.
Don't let him take me.
Don't let him take me, please.
I love this place.
BOOM!
Back off back off, get into the back, get into the back, get into the back!
Okay, okay, get in the back!
Get in the back!
Please, I just talk to me. I love this place.
Please, please, I'm just talking to me. I love this place.
Please, stop making me do this. Please, please stop.
You have to, please, I don't want to do this.
I'm going to be the one that's supposed to do. He literally beat me and lowered it me
Please, I don't want to do this
Please, I love this place, please
Please, please, I love this place
Please please please I don't want to
Do this
Please, please, please
Please
I don't want to be like this
You can stop then you can stop
Please, I don't want to do this
please
Please, man, the food, please, don't make me
Please don't make me
I'm so slow, just hit it a bit.
Suss back down, Suss back down.
He's in the air.
He's so cool.
Oh, this...
Tough, 가빤.
I'm getting him.
Stop Save Ed!
Keep him fucking gunned.
Watch out! Leave it up!
Stop!
I'll be, I'll be, I'll be.
I'll leave it this way.
Running tops.
Stop the game, I'll leave it.
Sir?
Oh my god.
I'm going to grab you, okay?
All right.
I get the cat.
I'm going to let's add a hit.
We'll keep an eye on it.
This guy's in cuffs.
Get the fucking civilians out.
That was nice, pretty cool.
Good job.
Okay, then.
This is probably going to affect your chances
of getting higher to your Levi.
It's just a shotgun.
Shoot.
All right.
Happy to get a shotgun.
I don't think I'll go up there.
I think he's he's kind of block him
He's got a fucking
He's
Jesus Christ
I guess I'll start collecting some evidence from right here
I had it, who would g in a sarcastic out for them really quick, sir.
I'll defend this place till I'm dead till I'm dead!
That's right.
He's got a pan-thead, he's there. There's a pan-thead in his pan-thead.
That's not illegal.
That's...
My word.
How's this?
Rachel, look that one.
He's almost over there.
He's clearly right.
Look the level.
I don't know, I'm a level.
Look the bleed.
I got the puzzle at case in here.
How do you say your name's sir?
Boss, I come from the boss family.
I know your first level level.
My answer to her is I'm getting slaughtered in this establishment for years.
La Valla.
Just a little bit.
I like you go.
Wait a minute.
No, no, no, no.
Not like you.
Okay.
We're gonna have a report on this.
I can't believe it.
This is your 95.
Oh, I'm begging you.
All right.
I'm taking the suspect to the back room, conducting a GSR test, et cetera.
Oh, it's awesome, dude.
What? Oh, well, you know what? Well, I've gotcha here.
I'm not leaving.
You have the right for a big sale and you think you see your view getting ready to record a lot?
You have an incredible, sort of randomizing a man who's just going to shut down, I'll tell you.
Okay.
I'll never land.
I have a good GSR test. You will, I have the chance.
Oh, you're a posthum, posthumably.
I'll get out of prison eventually.
I'll help my best.
It's the old city.
I got to get these big bees.
You know
So I don't understand people that go to war for their established me
You're inspegable they don't care about you
Okay, I only care what I care about
it's my birthright to come here in fight
it sure is
i don't think the higher you unless you open it it will that will be a problem
they'll be higher alive could see if you have a list of felonies
felon's make the best waffles
give me a week i will
you want to leave you're about to get a fat boy
go ahead
What would you guys like to buy before I go?
I would have been great if he had messed it right on to you know.
Yeah I think he's kind of cool.
Okay I'll pull more to her.
Yeah, we're gonna do the thing against active shooters.
Who's those?
They're gonna go take a really nice walk.
That's awesome.
We should probably
4-4 and 4-1-3 are gonna mount up and scored handball to the hospital with the 95
6-6-5, guiding 5-20, 70-70-2
Show me bells
Why did you do me?
I told you my family's been coming to this establishment and fighting for generations. It's my birth rate. Hey
I don't know, uh, it's my birth obligation to do this.
Everyone had to take him to harmony, medical, or down in the city.
If her, seventy-six far, would be better.
You've lied, birth right.
Defined birth right?
It's a right that you're given by birth.
I don't what he talked about it later, or Jody.
We're not all over again.
I've gotta go get you medical training.
I was evaluating the quickest way to get you there.
I'll be back.
I don't know if you will soon. I don't know if you will.
I will.
I don't know about it.
So you came in for a job and did you have shooting the place up huh?
I didn't like having my two-a question.
You're too weird.
Two-a.
That's right.
What's that?
Second amendment.
Oh wait, so do they question if you had a gun on you?
Hmm.
They piss me off.
You know, it is you right, it is your second right to hold a gun, but you can
do it your second a bit, their right is a protective for the contact my tent.
I don't have her, it's all...
Let's see here.
A guise?
Oh, put them on the bed.
Yeah, I have a potential bass murderer.
Oh my god, put that scumbag on the bed.
I only shot a few people.
Oh my god.
Kisba Klova looks kind of stupid.
Let's not go tell him I said.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, there.
I'm confused.
Can I ask you what happens, sir?
Yeah, these motherfuckers shot me for no reason.
What the hell?
For no reason?
No, no, no.
That.
That's not very nice.
They're dicks, and I hate them.
He's full of shit.
Yeah.
Oh, that's I get it.
There it is.
I have a message from the doctor.
Don't die, Danny.
There, no, no.
They're not.
the way he's I'm going for a certain sticker's on you you should be okay
I should clock you
There you go, shit. No pulse.
Oh, hey, I'm going to do any pain.
Scale 1 to 10.
Ah, no.
Fine, see if you are here.
Nice, good, good, good.
All yours.
Gotcha.
All right, you said the bitch.
Okay.
Good, the oxygen for this.
Well, just like that.
What do you think I want to do, Ron?
Oh, I'm not going to be trying to do this.
Excuse me.
Mr. Men, I'll show it.
Daddy, sorry.
I mean, you have the right to obey the silent.
If you think you see or do,
can it will be easier to get you to court a lot?
You have the right to get me to court much.
If you can't afford what it would
be presented to you by the state.
You would understand those rights.
And with understanding those rights,
you would like to have all sort of a bitch.
Everybody's running.
All right, I'm going to beat the city out of the fucking government.
Oh, oh, this is getting out of here.
This is getting good.
Come here.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, they call it be Hannibal, because nobody eat.
Cry at the end of that hour. Wait a minute.
Don't run. Don't run. Don't run.
Oh, right. It's coming out.
Oh, no.
My hand.
Man.
Don't run.
This.
There you go.
Take your way over to the sheriff's office.
He's been detained if he runs again, I'm just gonna knock it out.
My god.
What the fuck is happening? What the fuck is happening?
Oh no, he's a bitch!
Help me!
Okay, it's all right.
He's lost him.
Help me!
Help me, say to me, I'm a rich man!
Shut up, break-boying!
I'm a rich man, someone tackled this woman!
Yeah, good luck!
I'm very wealthy!
Yeah, not in brain cells!
What's that, it's your Tomagachi hungry?
Probably.
I forgot I had a top of Gachi, okay, let's see.
All right, you son of a bitch, God, I hope you're not ugly.
All right, come here.
okay what did the Naruto filler episode is this? I don't I don't know what that is
oh yeah dig it off! oh my god what is happening? I may be the only one of the
The Ramp from the Rock and Ramp on the other one.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm sorry, I was saying that he was talking to me.
Oh, my God.
My old-fashioned and he can't take the ball off.
Oh, man.
Oh, my being cut are p.
Oh, God.
The fuck are you talking about?
I think I got woodboard as a child.
I'm not a fuck off retarder.
I'm not a fuck off.
I'm not a fuck off retarder.
Oh my being caught to our beat.
I'm not a fuck.
There's no way.
I also miss pressing E.
and
it's literally to make you feel like you're struggling to cover us in this resisting
and if you don't understand that then I just think that
probably any sort of coverage of anything is beyond you
all right you say to some of it to come with me
now I don't think so
yeah a problem
okay
I don't know, no, no, no, just to be clear, I am telling you that you are objectively wrong.
This is not, just to be very clear, I want to be explicitly clear. We're not agreeing to disagree.
I'm telling you that you are wrong.
Watch, sir.
That's what's happening. I'm watching. I'm watching. Yeah, you are wrong
If you want to go play in a server that has press E to break costs be you know be my guest
See look
How so I would like to see your dog you but I think you're actually too stupid to argue with
So I'm not even gonna waste my time
See
Which amount of that time
Okay
Oh shit
I just take a picture of him like that. I guess he got his eyes and stuff
What do you want animal? You know it's been already taken off masks my getting tough. No, my getting tough to our
circle I can do please
Thank you.
I had to can say the artwork but that got kind of.
Yeah.
Okay. Perfect. Now follow me, please.
I'm not going to hold your arm. I'd get a trust you would need to my better judgment.
He just told me he's gonna.
I thought he said he's going.
Oh, okay.
All right, pick one through seven.
Number seven.
Burger King Footlet is.
It's the same shit as timing to break Tufts as well.
No, it's not.
It's you're actually struggling against someone.
It's completely different.
All right, so now that you've had your right to explain to you, do you want to lawyer?
No, Bill.
Yeah, what are you kind of cringe?
I didn't think the Duke of McAggard would be a minute.
I can't believe there's people that don't like that McAggard.
I think it's a bit of a gift these back,
after he really escaped, bully, bro.
I think actually having to resist against someone
or having to actually fight to cuff them as fucking awesome.
People hate change?
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
I would be fabulous.
My getting cuffed, RP.
Chop, baby.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine, animal.
Ha ha.
Yes, it's the level signal boss engine
the fog door brackets planned day.
Sips is the only one who doesn't like it calls it Mario Party.
Oh, I mean, if soups doesn't like it, then it must be good.
Soups has the worst fucking opinions on games that I've ever heard of my life.
Keep to every cutscene in Expedition 33, by the way.
I'm not kidding.
Soup's opinion to me?
Immediately disregarded.
I actually have never valued an opinion
on video game mechanics less than soups.
I'm gonna be a good show.
I'm not kidding.
I, his opinion actually means less than nothing
to me on video game mechanics.
It might be a fast three.
Okay, and I'm not kidding.
Clippin' and ship, and if you want.
action. Yeah, still plays retail. Still plays retail, wow. Loves it, skipped every cutscene
in Expedition 33, and then complained about the game. What else?
Love Azix. Love all sick. You got to defend the guy if you say it out.
Well, I don't know. That's what I don't know if he's afraid.
How do you say your first names?
It's called me Levi
Levi
Okay Levi
You're currently facing one kind of a tifty bass murderer, Valyose, one criminal possession of a class two firebar
And one a tifty second degree murder that covers 320 bucks and 12,500 dollar
The fines
Yeah, all right
The second degree murder. Oh, okay guilty
Oh, that was easy.
I wear like a badge of honor.
Yeah, it's a fine.
He's mine as masks.
Do you have anything to say for yourself, sir?
I will be back to plan B every Friday.
Oh, that was still.
I, okay, I guess they don't want to confession.
Okay.
Okay, there's the cuffing minigame is dope.
What's fucking hit E on a circle that's spinning?
It's fun.
I just, I really just wanted to, I wanted to simulate actually feeling like you're
resisting.
cop actually having to feel like they're you know putting effort towards
cuffing someone and I think we successfully did that.
Okay. I see this got patched.
Pain detected.
I love it so much, but every time I'm worried that I'm hot,
like in your space spam, I think that's funny.
and
the
and the remap of a machine space were no it has to be
space for because it's the it's the easiest button to
match
also
a second part of my suits are out ramp
is it that he doesn't like the mechanic or is it
the suits is fucking dog shit at a Mario party and it's
What's the real fucking issue here?
Fucking talk, sucker.
He's never seen it that guy rage bad you.
Well, I don't give a fuck.
Because any excuse to rant about soups,
Skipping every cutscene in Expedition 33 and then saying the game sucked. I'll take him. I'll I'll I'll take any I'll take any opportunity to do that
I don't give a fuck that still makes me angry
I'm still fucking mad about that
Super soft is locked on in 9% of the stream. So when it's chat peps
the he can't make a rest of crashes out he probably knows he probably sucks
in my passion
if you have a keyboard set to 0.01 extremely sensitive is that there I
I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.
Should I play Wrangler?
Or should I play human man and just keep fucking with the PD?
Or should I play prior?
One of options.
Human man or Jordan.
You need to play a shit lord, it's for a day. Human man is a shit lord.
and
even play prior for almost two weeks
I know because of the
I don't know, whatever we find a clothing to have like us, that just isn't sealing
assets from the sims
at the jork and haircut
i brought you have to believe me when i tell you it's not that simple
try to just add it for a bit of it is not that simple man you have to believe me
Skits are always a good clothing to have you applied. All right, I'll take a look at it tomorrow
Just check the box and says jork and haircut
Yeah, one more guy said
Human man's on bail. No that case got to Smiths
I'm not a cop, I don't care, I got to turn myself from here.
I
Thank you for coming to LSPD how can I help you today?
Hello, I'm stolen a police car and I will not a police car. I'm just stolen a car. I need to be arrested for it
Okay, why?
Well, where are you at, man? I'm at the LSD you're you're at the LSD with the police call
No, no, it's just a regular car, but I didn't see it
Oh, wait, there's like a lot of LSPDs, man, which which one I'm at mission room.
Oh, man, I'm coming.
You want me to drive somewhere?
No chance of Mike tonight, huh?
Mike Block at 14K subs actually real, I'm not kidding.
I just I need to see if there's any more mic block boilers out there because I because I don't think there is
I think Mike is like a net negative on subs right now
You know what I mean
Braingler done man with five whoa whoa whoa
Reaction when he sees at your pissed he's gonna fuck he
This is this is Bona run. What I'm rest. That's up to the suck. I am
I'm ready in willing and tight to play boys.
Okay, maybe there are.
Just Gadicus with 10.
Play Chaos with 10.
A for Sally with 5.
Hold on.
You ain't gonna suck the tank.
Maybe Mike is alive.
Hey, you got any foods?
We're literally coming on, bitch.
See, you're not having a little bit of food.
Thank you so much. I appreciate that
Absolutely
You know hope cool is okay, so I'm Jerry I'm Jerry the hope for I help people
Can you just told us how that you saw me stealing this car?
the
Thanks, man, what's your name?
I'm jury, the help rate, help people.
Oh, thank you. Can I actually have your phone number?
Yeah? You can also find the other yellow pages that you need to...
Okay.
Oh, okay, really.
Alright, thanks, Jerry.
Appreciate that. Yeah, I'm...
You know, the problem is I'm a fucking sick murderer.
And she goes to the hospital, they're really good at helping me out, I need to go to prison because it's the only place that's safe for me.
Save?
Yeah, I suppose it's so dangerous, I've been there, there's so many of me.
No, I should not be in society, you know?
You know, I believe in you and I'm gonna root for you whether you want it or not, because I think everybody belongs to society that's what society is about.
Really?
Yeah, you think a human like me can exist in society?
Anyone can exist in society if they try hard enough and have enough power to enforce their will on others
Huh
Okay, well, you know, Jared, maybe if I ever get out of prison, I'll give you a call
Yeah, I'll help anytime you need it as long as I'm a week and it doesn't involve hurting people because I don't like doing that
Okay, thanks Jerry, that's nice.
Anytime, I'm...
I'm gonna walk away now so that you can do your thing of getting sent to jail even though I don't think you really belong to me.
You seem like a really nice guy.
No trust me when I say I'm sick.
Well, hospital pickup medicine for that.
Is this... I...
...swear to God, this is all fucked up.
Yes, you should gift a hundred for Mike.
If you want that
Great blur the deputy I was talking to this feeds off fucking reaction
Yeah, he's at your tip. He's gonna fucking he will reset and I stole the scar which which car there's two here
After I've ripped the woman out of it
Car I can't deal with two things man. Yeah, there's a cop car back there
There's a cop car car
Yes, can you yeah, yeah a bit loud
Okay, there's a cop car bad. I either just give me one. I sold up to you. Oh, you stole that to you
Band-in
Just deal with all the cars aren't
Back to you, right
Carol car
Carol walk
I want you to come man. This guy's creeping me out. He's baffling close behind me talking to me
You're you're creeping me out. I'm turning myself in because I sold that car
That car right there. I've yanked a woman out of it and solar and then I felt and then I fucking smoke some cracks
Silver up felt horrible about it came here
I just want to be a lifer so if you can just fucking do this for me please, you want to put you in it?
Yes, you like a laugh. I don't like you just want to be in their permit.
Yes, man. I'm turning myself in. So please.
Jail time. Jail time.
Yeah, you haven't done anything wrong. I stole that car. I stole that car. I stole that car.
I don't have any evidence. I'm telling you. I'll send you into it.
I'm not going to arrest someone. Give them a chance because they're dead for this.
I fucking I'm telling you I still why don't you want a criminal to be in prison god damn
I believe in the fucking wrong relationship
I I am a fucking murderer or two. I killed a fucking attorney no one cares about that
You need to kill him turn. I just don't want you to get hit me get out the road. I killed a fucking lawyer in an alley no one gives a shit
Is that what you need to actually a little hello?
Yeah, hello, do you need to turn it on?
I'm trying to go to prison but this fucking cop on a recipe
You're taking home. No, I need to be in the prison. I'm a dangerous moron in the prison. I killed an attorney like Rick Wades or something
Oh, real what's your name man human man?
That's not a real
You know, there's just no fucking police in you, is it?
Well, I mean, I just don't think it's real. Oh, it ain't
and
and my mom was all hopped up on the
uh... you know what's the shit that they get
when they push out a kid
all my poor people
yeah and she just looked at me and said you know she just
they thought that she was writing down
what i am not what my name is she got confused
but you were in a man yet you were a baby she didn't be like human baby
babies can be men
Carl's history baby man
Oh, you just know more than me and I thought you were a charter
What? Look at that. That no one trains or cares about
It's not been second up to you for no reason
Yeah, they haven't paid me for weeks
Can you fucking take me to jail?
Why would I take you to jail? Why would I take you to jail?
Why would I take you to jail?
I told the car I stole that fucking car
I'm telling you that I fucking did that.
He just got found a grow-up seven times.
And I'm a cop and they don't listen.
Can you give a shit in the nature job?
Peace of shit, bastard.
I care about my job, mother.
Fuck your okay.
I'm not on that.
Then fuck in the rest of you fucking pussy bitch.
Go 41 and take me to prison.
Fucking pussy.
God damn.
I am a pussy.
Go 41 and fucking arrest me pussy.
me pussy goddamn man fuck take me to fucking prison please I am a murderer I killed
Rick Wades five minutes before my fucking murder trial I need to be in there I'm dangerous
you are you are sounding like a fray or heard this Rick Wades gamut
Yeah, I didn't like it very much. I killed him in an alley. No one gives a fuck. I'm trying to tell you people
But you won't listen. Yeah, they don't listen. I was human traffic didn't had all the evidence and it did nothing.
God damn fuck
I had to see how I give me all the information or how it gang distributes his drugs. I don't care about that either
Boy, we're looking at to look really bad
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm listening.
I'm a murderer.
I am a murderer.
I'm murder of Rick Wades.
And in alley with a knife,
fire.
Five minutes before my other murder trial.
That you fucking people also ruin.
I just can't stop killing people.
You people.
Stop killing me.
I can't stop killing people.
I'm not killing you.
Okay.
Damn.
Fuck man, take me to prison.
Please.
Well, I'll take you to prison. I'm gonna take down the state. Oh my god
I will plead guilty to murder. Just please take me
I'm not gonna I don't know if you didn't murder or not. What kind of fucking sick fucking telling you that I am man
There's probably evidence to prove it
You have evidence. You're me a lot of evidence man. I had a guy hold a gun to my head
And I have three witness statements in the police report and they won't do anything about it. Oh my god. Oh my god
What do you people do?
not listen well I like to get 17 of us in the bathroom and just circle
Jake we're about now we'll clearly what the hell are there that's my tax money going to
that man are you gonna arrest me or not I'm not gonna fucking arrest you man you didn't
do you know what them how about this what are you doing oh shit so put that
I want to call walk away from him. What do you do it like no instant?
I don't know if he's going to hit me.
He's he's a branch.
He's a real person.
Yeah.
You're relating to him.
Really?
Do you relate to that fucking free?
Okay.
I killed two people and you guys just won't.
Okay. That's it. Someone else tells me that.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm coming right now. If you let me walk away from here, someone else will fucking die and it's on your fucking hands
Because I'm begging you go to fucking prison. I'll fucking plead guilty. You can stop this right now
But if you let me walk away somebody will fucking die and probably less than an hour. I'm gonna go straight from here
I'm
See at the dam in an hour
Buddy, what's your name officer?
What's your fucking name, piece of shit?
My name's Michael.
Alright, Michael, why?
Why?
What's your badge number? What's your badge number?
Alright, nine, two, two. I'll see you at the dam in an hour after I kill the person.
Fucking dick.
Fucking piece of shit, dickhead.
Fuck you, and your family.
Okay, you're gonna see.
Would you have to look at a dead person and say it's my fault that's on you?
Fuckin' pieces shit.
the
I'm fucking MRPD, what the hell is wrong with him?
Look at my fucking hair, I'll get fucking it!
Oh my god, place!
Look at my fucking hair, I'll get done!
50 gifted songs might walk might be back to run it up.
a
Mike block could ride again
Wow, there he is
Can someone set a timer for an hour?
Yeah, like counting down I want to go kill somebody
Or have it look like I killed them
When I got in trouble last time, I didn't see any of you, I'm getting some of the guys on my voice as in the alert on his stream.
Dude, God damn this fucking...
...uses admin powers to say, I swear to God, it's MRPD.
Dude, it has to be, it's always over there.
Here we go, brother, who's gonna suck the dick?
Porto Futh, thank you so much for the five gifted appreciate that!
The Legion bug is so bad, yeah, they're gonna do a test on Monday to try to fix it.
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with it.
Then.
Oh, sure.
they got a one of our giga does all give you guys a little spoiler they're setting up
the the audio zone so like you know bars and pig cage and shit and they'll be able
to play there on music and shit but you know they're setting it up so that like when you're
outside, it's pretty muffled. You know, like in a certain area. Right. That's fucking sick.
Yeah, that's good, that's going to be cool and like uh, and I don't know if you can hear
but like the speakers it's it's 3D audio you know what I mean so based on which way you're facing
you know you can kind of hear if you have good headphones you should be able to yeah it's 3D it's 3D audio yeah
Let's cool man
Dude that is so that's so fucking cool
That's one man. That's so fun. Tell all that.
I love that.
Suck a loading in.
Anything coming to help with more live music performance stuff.
I literally just showed what the fuck?
that's what that is. So the way it will work for that kind of stuff is you'll be
able to like set your own playlist or you can just play music live. And then
like that's going to tie in with the radio shit. So basically it's going to
like go through like OBS. So if somebody wants to, and they don't have to be
mindful of it. But if somebody wants to like weasel news our P for example, they'll
be able to, you know, just like stream it through OBS so that it's live, and then like
if they're doing interviews and shit, you know what I mean, then that'll broadcast,
so just like whatever they're hearing and whatever they're saying, you know what I mean?
It's gonna be cool.
Da, da, cheeky, brookie.
Yeah, but Pentany audio of this, you know what, no.
I don't know how they're actually, isn't it?
To broadcast citywide?
I'm gonna wait.
I think I actually talked about it a little bit, but yeah, no, that's basically, that's going to tie into this.
So we're gonna have like DJing stuff for like places in shit, like clubs, but then we're also, we're gonna have fucking radio stations too.
Then you'll be able to play music in your car and stuff.
that people are broadcasting live from the from the radio station
it's going to be sick
yeah it's going to be sick it's going to be very very cool huge huge for musicians
I got a call my wife
ah
oh my god
and
and then we just need to and then we need a speaker that blasts over the border or I want to do like a
do like a polito fucking pirate radio would be so fucking fun
have you talked about why the digi denser shudder
Oh, you're just gonna have to figure that out.
Hey!
What's going on, gang members?
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.
Could you guys help me with something?
Sure. What do you mean?
Um, could you just take any person that isn't me?
I should be careful. I know talking to you guys. It's like talking to Genie's.
Um, so somebody that isn't me.
could you kidnap them, take them to the dam, and then shoot them in the head like six times until they're done.
Yeah, for sure.
Okay, thank you guys.
I got three hundred bucks on me.
Do you have anything to eat by your chance?
I'll do it for a hot dog.
What the fuck?
Let me check on you.
Do it for a fucking hot dog.
Oh, I got a thousand bucks.
How about, can we call the cool 500?
I'm gonna cool with the hands and
Okay, if you take somebody into the fucking deal. Okay, okay, okay, I guess I'll just have the money up there
Are you gonna be up there?
Thank you for the moon
Yeah, I'm gonna be up there just in just anyone like I said it's fun
Just anyone
Give me one more.
Oh my gosh, it's the star.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Give me another one.
It's nothing dangerous than you.
Are you going to crap?
No, I'm okay. Thank you know just a just a feeling like you want us to kill a cop. Oh, do I want a cop?
No, no, not a cop. No, no, no, not a cop. Not a cop. Not me. Just some some random civilian.
And I need it. Yeah, it's just the sooner or the better to agree. Yeah, we'll go down.
It's okay. Fantastic. I'll meet you guys in my room. I'll stop and grab the money. I'll meet you guys up there. I'll be in the dam.
I'm gonna come you must be him.
All right, great.
There we go.
How you doing?
Good for good day, how are you doing, right?
Good, good.
I'll see you soon, maybe.
Plus five, you know what, yeah, let me get them some food too,
I'm going to hunt, I'm about plugged to the bottom, I'm a radio and broadcast D&D through your
shippipe.
Oh!
You and I see you've been taking your creative writing classes.
Very good.
very, very good
now I'm excited for the radio stations. It's going to be cool.
Digidans have shutters on them for some unknown reason.
More on that.
What else is coming? Taxi. Taxi job update.
big overall
I wonder why I don't know maybe there's something in with that now maybe you'll just need to figure out again in there
the mines the mines of more and more area
yeah
what's the eldest word for friend
that's going to be uh... that's going to matter
Ain't all
of
level 6 plus don't don't don't don't
ha ha ha ha
that's funny
I crack myself on that
howdy
eam on the way
okay I'll mat the back
and the damn bad me a pack right
correct
ain't you damn like uh 10 seconds
okay
ain't little man
oh I love you too
that's so nice
on
come on damn system
the system is down
just wait till we have our backup day I wanna do play around banks
you know you see him from the mob bank
what about a sperm system yeah that's what I meant play around sperm banks
any update on storage or rp yeah I think the storage containers are done and we're going to do our first storage war
Next weekend
And they actually it might be in the server. I don't know
Any RP today OG I've been RPing all day. Did you not see level six boss?
Can we get one types for the hospital and if the hospital doesn't have your type you die?
I got to talk to Riven see what he wants for the hospital, but they all they seem pretty happy right now just fucking around
to
be okay to message me on discord asking permission for something
all absolutely I mean everyone else is fucking bothering me show you
I go
I
was a fuck
everyone else will leave me the fuck alone go for it
No bother he doesn't answer I do it my take a couple days though
Ash I always answer the ship Nick
Gotta go I don't need
He's so
But they can just just in the head just shoot her until she's dead
That'd be great for me actually. Oh, oh, that would be that's perfect. Oh great. Yeah, a few more would be good too
He can't pay him that's that's fantastic. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you
I'm gonna go get you see you guys later
Okay
you have reached an automated voice messaging system
You have reached an odd.
Oh my god
I'm not gonna stop calling them
the
pieces
hello, this is human
man, tell that
piece of shit, line two two
there is a dead woman at the
damn
and it's his fault
I
so
Hello someone answered the phone
Hello
Oh my god
Here we go.
You have reached an automated voice message.
Don't worry, man, I'm going to get you.
Oh, here they come.
Stand back.
Get the cops here. I shot this woman
Radio the cops here. I shot this woman
Radio the police here. I shot her. Don't come near me. Don't come near me.
Stop. Good
Excellent
Ask for nine two two. I told them I was gonna do this
Hey
asked for nine to two is an L.S.B.I. told him I would do this and it's his fault.
This is completely pre-meditated. I'm guilty of first-degree murder.
Just like I did, I killed Rick Wade too.
Yep.
I did it, me, human man.
Did you tell them?
Alright, I'm gonna take a video.
Hey, what's up, human man here, just did another murder.
Let's see, right there.
All me.
I ended up killing this woman at the dam because I...
She reminded me of my mother.
And I'm a insane serial killer.
And I just love to kill.
Really? It's a good time.
And y'all try it if you have. And it's quite the rush.
So I'm going to go and put my phone down now because I do believe the police are coming to arrest me.
rest me, the ambulance is here, they're waiting, which is good because I am dangerous.
Any second, they should be coming over that horizon, but yeah, so human man again, just
reminding you that I am a murderer, and if anyone would like to marry me while I'm on the
stand during my trial, let me know, because I think that would look good in the dock that they're
they're gonna make about me so uh again human man just let me know okay bye
active shooter in the building clear out oh my god
What is my phone is fucked up? I wonder what I'm doing?
They're not saving
Hey human man one more time
Real quick the cops just show up so I got to make this one quick. I did just kill this woman. I'm a murderer
And I love to murder there is the cop that I
Told them I would be I told them I'd do it
completely premeditated.
Shot this woman because she reminds me of my mom and I am a sick freak.
So that's what I did. I'm 100% guilty. This is fully admissible in court.
Again, human man, if anyone is interest, one second, if anyone's interested in dating me,
then wants to marry me on the stand of my trial. That would look really good in the dock.
The documentary that Netflix is now. So I need to go. This cop is going to tasomy.
Goodbye.
But just put your hand.
Don't make this hard, man.
I'm not.
Just give me a damn second, please.
You're taking forever, man.
Just putting your phone down.
Well, God damn, I'm 30 minutes ahead of schedule.
I told you this was going to happen.
Why are you 30?
I plan.
I did a whole thing for this, man.
You did this.
I fucking told you this was going to happen.
Just put your fucking hands up.
Oh, my fucking God.
Please.
It's almost uploaded.
Please.
Jesus.
Please, man.
Please.
It's uploading.
I'm not going anywhere. I want to go to prison. You know I want to go to prison
Just put your hands up, man. I need to let this out blow what the fuck?
I'm a blowman. I'm a hoat of fuckin' an upload dude. I promise you that it won't
Just put, okay, see it's done. You fucking impatient piece of shit. God damn. I'm gonna put your hands up, man
Can I just god damn? No, no, man put your hands
Okay
Just stop just put your hands up. I'm gonna go with the first one because I think it was better
Mother fucker what the fuck
I'm not a couple manny's resist. Yeah, I fucking am holy shit
You fucking dickhead you like that shit
You
So could I just fucking upload this that's all I want to do
Evidence of my crime
Jesus Christ please get a break please get a can you just fucking please it's about the upload right now
Okay it's on it's on it's not
The me
He messes and can you come over here? She's looking real bad fucking Jesus shit, man
I don't know so back i mean I'm a social media kind of saw myself didn't hit share oh my god
No, please come over here with me
Okay, come on
Yeah, I killed her.
What's he did?
Yeah.
I fucked up in there.
I told nine to.
That's you.
I told you.
Why did you do that, man?
I told you.
I was hungry.
I was at the police department saying,
I need to be in prison.
I'm a fucking murderer.
Jesus.
He didn't listen to him.
No, he didn't.
Exactly.
He did not.
I said, please lock me up.
I said, I do.
I can't break weights the lawyer. Okay, seemed like the boy he cried will well look down
and I said yes, who's fucking blood is on her hands. I said I'll see you at the day and less than an hour
and that was 20 minutes ago. I timed it. That you are free. There is no reason for that. Oh no
no. Well now you don't have a fucking choice. Y'all I'm guilty of this. Miranda is me. I'll admit it guilty
I have the right to remain silent anything I say get ready to get to the court
I need the right to the attorney. I'm going to be the same right yes, I do
You have to do this
I need to get to you and the court law. You're on to my attorney. If you can afford one one
We appoint you to take good and change these rap. Yes guilty. I killed her on the damn because I she reminds me of my mom and I hate my mom
I got a bad relationship with her and I'm just fucked up in that and I need to be in prison all right
Okay, all right, get me the fuck in there
Stay right
She's dead that woman is dead TJ to leave that deleted from the database. Oh, God
Don't that shit
TJ to leave her from the day
Guys in for whipping
I can't believe I can build follow the ambulance.
Yeah if you like it do that.
But I see you do.
I what the fuck did I tell you was you're gonna happen.
I told you.
I just you just seem like the bone cry of wolf.
I don't look now.
Man we're fucking persons dead.
Bulls on your hands.
She's dead.
He's made an already had a court case for an isn't murder that he got a man.
Yeah, and I killed a person in the middle of that Rick Wades while I went to go say I was said I'm going to go to the bathroom
I ran out of the Coral still killed a person in an alley Rick Wades and I came back and got found not guilty
Okay, do you need any medic and would you like a little no set me to prison guilty?
I premeditated all of this
That is so fucking sick man. I'm a sick bastard
You get a picture of the bull casings and stuff you have I got some casings got some of your ass
Thank you for you man. Thank you. Wait, is you made me in my bus character?
Run me just don't even try to figure the guy around this fucking fruit man
you
people said they're in their life is this character's bit but the number of the
I feel like you're enjoying yourself and watching
he didn't have a gun on it man
oh yeah I threw it off the damn
oh you piece of fucking shit
You threw it off the damn like it's down there.
Yeah.
Down there too.
Maybe it's to the right.
Or to the right.
Really now.
It's I forget.
What do you mean you threw it?
I just panicked and tossed him.
Fuck.
I'll be back for.
Now on to you two 76 today.
What may sir with 95?
Why did you do it? I told you, I'm fucked up in the head. I can't rationalize my impulses because I'm just fucked up.
You know? It's just as simple as that, I'm just fucked up, man.
Are you just- I just am, I don't fucking know, I can't make sense of it. You're a fucking freak man, actually.
Yes, yes, thank you.
I just I can't believe that man, or the first person someone actually threatened and they did.
Well, don't fuck with my shit on man.
Chief's gonna get the money to get dead.
Oh, I'm done.
Well, I'm trying to fucking tie a bag, dude.
I was begging you to take me to prison because I didn't want this up.
And she seemed really nice too.
I thought you were just a fucking skit-cell man.
I get like five of you with that.
I was begging you.
You just didn't want to listen.
I'm ruined as to real.
You know what matter, Frank?
You know what matter if they're going to be talked to a superior about that
Why would I let you talk to a superior? I'll make it a complaint about you. I told you they're making it a fight you killed a part you killed a person
You
I was begging you to walk me up. I said I would plead guilty to whatever and I said if someone dies, it's on your fucking ends
You killed that woman you caused this crap
You're a piece of how did you mean this to me? I'm a good. Yeah, no, you're not. I'm a real badass
I wouldn't say left or not. I would and I think a lot of other people would do
I don't know about
I told you what would happen
It's like you basically left a toddler alone with a gun
Piece of shit. He's walking around. He's a shit man. You should have been charged as an accomplice
Freaking me out
and
he should
and my answer to one of my Netflix dark i'm going to tell them nine two two i back to him i told him to not let me do it and he said i bet you won't
you bet you pretty much a trap me
actually i think you told me to do it come to think of it that isn't saying that no i'm pretty sure you said do it pussy
what uh you know what oh man i need a fuck it i need a superior right now i think that you were
trap me. That is craze. I don't know what you're talking. And who was that guy that was standing there?
I'm gonna figure it out.
Murder and trapped man. Chad, I did not know this was in the server by the way. Pretty cool down here.
Anyway, it's our sales down here. This is way better than MRP.
you want me in the big one like one man. I kind of like the big one.
That's a big one.
Oh, you fucking.
There's two pillows.
It's just a case that we get you like a friend or something.
I know, Afro, I didn't even know that we had this.
But this way better than the MRPD.
We should board up MRPD, fuck that place.
I like PDs that feel a little more old.
more old. I don't like the sleek modern feel of the
PDs. I don't know. It's just doesn't do it for me.
I'm not using your stuff. I'm talking to you, older.
Yeah, you really, older. No, you didn't.
All right, can you put your hands to the gates? I'm gonna
uncuck you. You're talking to the murderer, man.
I'm about to reel fucking evil man, aren't you?
Oh, I wish superior. Now. I'm not gonna just get you a
superior. I'm going to just get you a superior. I'm going to
Okay, okay, I got it. I need it. You should be charged as an accomplice. Mother fucker
Cock sucker
I'm not I'm not a boxer. Cock sucker. I'm not a boxer. Cock sucker. Fuck you fuck you fuck you
you can't use that as an insult why?
Oh, why did I hurt a little gay flowers feelings?
Oh, oh, oh, did I hurt a little gay flowers feelings?
Oh my boh-ooh, my-oh-ooh!
Okay, gay herbiscous ass ass.
You are sick.
All right, if all you gay people in the chat don't want me to call people cocksucker stop typing
KW in the chat when I say it. You're fucking enabling me dude. I'm being gay trapped right now
I'm being in trap by the fucking gays man. That's bullshit
Don't laugh at the shit when I say it then
Just go back to say yikes. Yeah, see you guys like that guy yikes
Penta dot dot dot
I do like being trapped
The dragon be at the closet
Burms making regular morgue
what are they what what what is he doing
you like this ah
what are they doing
him
to
query by but instead of going to your house
they do a prison and just you know make all the
prisoners do that
That's awesome. That's a good idea.
Queer eye for the felon guy.
That's TV. Now that's TV.
Twitch is really trying to tell me cock suckers about word.
I mean, I think the insult has problematic origins, but damn is it just, I mean, I don't know, man.
It's fun to call someone a cox sucker.
Ah, oh.
Hey, man, I'm not seeing a fucking loiter. Look again.
I'll never, I can't. Look again.
Okay, I guess I'll look again.
That's a shit dick.
Most insults are misogynistic.
We're home to phobic.
Well, yeah, well, I'm not seeing a woman.
Yeah, that's true.
Well, what the fuck?
Yeah.
Well, I'm trying to help you to get like birdlip like someone
I can call it, like some of your never pain or something.
Rick Wades.
I think he's dead.
Oh, right.
I killed him.
OK.
Well, let the hell.
Yeah, I'll just stay there. I'll try to get this done in a quick spot.
All right.
Turn.
Most insults are insults.
Oh.
Wait, what?
Oh.
What the hell?
Hey, Frank, you found the gun?
Yeah, he woke up.
The lady's called into the main pack on a warrant.
Let my phone.
If you don't have the gun, I have the murder weapon.
Well, what I got I'll try to get her mate. Did you?
I'll call on Channel 5. Give me a sec.
Please God let her run off without getting the name. Hey, LSP D3, man. Oh, or be dead.
Can I talk to the kind EMS lady who was on top of the dam?
I love the menocopter.
I'm just going to block this person, ignore.
do you want to stop?
Disco was just like, do you want to stop?
We've noticed that you've ignored a lot of people
from the server chase roleplay.
Would you like to turn off the M's from?
would you like to turn off DMs from this server?
Yeah.
Yeah, one.
Somebody, I feel bad.
Maybe I was a bit harsh in the suggestion.
and somebody suggested food trucks and I was like absolutely fucking not not after
onics, but I don't make that guy maybe didn't even play on onics, but I don't make that guy maybe didn't even play on onics, no, no, no.
Fuck, fuck this, show's whole.
Hey, a big bonger, Shap, you can do fix the title.
Thank you, Chuck, please.
Da, da, da, da, da, I could go for another,
I could, man, I could go for another.
Do I double-due today?
I got four more hours of stream.
Ooh, I could double-due.
I'm very bad.
I need to move.
Hey, Frank.
So, EMS is at the hospital right now,
but I'm trying to get his paperwork together.
Do you think we should probably interrogate and get all this on record?
Yeah, I'm trying to get him a lawyer right now.
No one's obviously a buck in, but he isn't sales.
He's not really having to.
The EMS who was on scene, she is at the hospital right now.
I'm trying to get touch with strange who's with the down woman.
uh... try and get a statement from her
that things probably gone man i wouldn't
i wouldn't think too much about
uh... any help on this would be good because i
This is a murder case, we can't be a, don't want to fuck it up, man, you know.
All right, perfect.
Well, I'm going to get this report already
and the narrative, and then I'm going to try to get strange
to call it again.
All right, sense.
You
Hey, strain?
Oh my fucking God, man.
It's going to hinge on the EMS lady because I looked on his person, all he had was a crowbar.
So if the EMS lady actually witnessed him shooting, because there's a lot of bullet cases on the ground.
Do you know what the EMS lady is at the hospital right now?
her name is Strawberry.
All right, sounds good to me.
All right. Thank you, man.
to
all right so the woman who was a on top of the day if she was currently in the
ass of you
uh...
she got shot a lot uh... he did not find a gun on for all she had was a not
uh... so we had no murder with it so it's unlike
you know we're gonna have to help the investigation she'd heard
which i'm not thinking
Where did she go?
I hate it.
She did.
What?
She lived?
No!
I know but we didn't find a gun.
Did you get sarcasm?
Okay.
Let's go.
I mean, this is a very sensitive thing, man, I don't want to buy like you're
a new sensitive bitch.
I'm not a sensitive, I am a little bit of a sensitive, yeah, a cock sucker.
I'm not a cock sucker, man.
Yeah, you are.
We're going to those lips.
I don't know.
DSL's.
These are thin lips.
I don't know what you're talking about.
DSL's.
You got some dick sucking lips.
They're not dick sucking lips.
You're a bastard. How could you say that to me?
I'm a f***. I'm a murderer, too.
Send me your ass and I'm a s*** to be up there.
You're an actual f***ing dude.
Yes, I am. Send my murdering ass to prison.
I love to kill.
I f***ing, I hate you. You've made my life whole.
Good. Good. You have made my life f***ing whole.
My, I was set here to specifically f*** up your shit.
You know, f***ing shit.
F***ing.
I could die peacefully now.
Once you just fucking show me a man about that, and I'll just die right here, not gonna be
pussy
I'm not a pussy man. You could stop this by killing me
Pussy man my son
pussy man
Someday that's my best character
I'm glad I didn't play cop today. I need a good shit lord day ever once in a while.
I'd make you good all shayan.
All right, love.
What is it we talked about then?
Rock, I'm height.
Messaged you didn't from ugly.
Okay, Jaco.
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Oh
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Here we go, Prenta, who's gonna suck the dick?
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I'm the gift of that guy saluting and it looks like he's jerking off.
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Okay, I didn't have a G. I didn't have I didn't have a fucking
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Huh?
Hey, man, you might come to the sales real quick.
Kind of from the bars.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just need to say good.
Okay, my bad, okay. I'll turn them off.
What are you doing?
Wash your hands.
Why are you washing your hands?
I don't know.
I just wanted to.
Why don't you come over here real quick.
I don't know.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, what the fuck are you doing?
I'm crazy, get me, get me, get me, get me.
I need some help at the Lameza.
You better do something.
I need a sample.
You better do something here.
Don't be man, please.
You better do something here, fight back!
Fight back now!
Shit.
uses your key to open up this door
use it yes
uses your key to open up this door
door
Oh shit oh shit oh my fuck oh my shit
Oh my fuck it shit!
It!
Oh fuck oh my god oh my god!
Human man is a psycho!
Oh my god human man is a psycho!
I'm going straight to police.
I'm actually going to go to police now.
Oh shit, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
5
or my fuck and
it
almost better than shawshank because he's better than shawshank
he can be an actual crime the time
to crime to get out of prison for a crime he's
I couldn't easily blend in as a local wind but I kind of want to panic drive to the border
the
way to actually a criminal
yeah, and that's okay
the
there's been like 50 people to have confessed to a job in a Ramsey's murder and I always saw that
I always thought that was that was interesting that people would care so much about
notoriety and you know it's some sort of semblance of fame that they would throw away their entire life
so yeah I don't know
That's that's where it started at least.
Thank you.
Hello, sir.
How are you?
Careful.
Me when I can't show up so I gotta make this one quick. I did just kill this woman
Sometimes against or take out,
no one is changing we have here selling drugs and shit you know
and cops are done we're no you tell mask of you yeah you're
so yeah we've been smoking the water you gotta come by smoking the water
you
change
I'm not talking to you, Governor.
At the time, like, blondie check has my option.
I'm sorry, I'm glad I'm doing this.
It's hard work, it's perfect, and it gets my mind off things.
You guys should come do it too.
Colin, sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yummy, yummy, yummy, up and Adam's secret yummy sauce.
Oh, hey.
No.
I'm your mouse, you fat butt.
Oh, my God.
Come and get you some pea fries and pea burgers. Do the S oil in your mouth for real
Fuck taxes
Superb they're in
He's coming up to Trump. We're going to helpful. This is a this is the shit
I guess I'm gonna see this shit
I already showed you I don't know
This should it's cool.
Very cool.
Trock exit.
Exit trunk.
Can you peek out? Nope.
But if someone opens a drunk you can see.
Is that what you should be. Yeah, I actually, I don't know why other servers haven't done that. I think it's got a cool view to where you're going.
It should muffle the sound. Might be possible, but I
Know the way the Trump's work are kind of fucking weird.
I'm in one.
The captain is cracked. I'm sure it's possible.
I'm sure they can do it.
the
server is in the trunk
that opens them
while i call all of them out of the trunks of my car just in case
well you never know
I mean, I feel like that's got to, you know.
I don't know.
Yeah, what is?
Yeah. What if I need it?
the
run out when are you gonna lend you over and pound that sweet as
the
the extra ad on such a
incident of the fall of an
shit that, thank you, pounds you, Yippee!
Gringo's, can you say that?
and
and me when I
may have been more time
a
guys human man here
and another entry in the human and
chronicles so I did manage to escape the
holding solid was in
I did assault brutally
My dad the officer that was processing me and then I used his keys to go ahead and escape
So I'm back out in society my blood loss has not been quenched
So I will be making another video on my most recent murder
So make sure you guys subscribe if you're interested in that content
You know any even if not, they do so much for watching and I'll see you guys here in a little bit when I upload
Okay? Alright, bye-bye.
What the fuck is that?
I escaped.
I got out
to
me when I can
All right.
How could I donate to human man?
the
guys check that check those prime
sets
you can donate by clicking
a table link down below if you want to give me a hundred dollars for some reason that's an option
There you go.
Talk to my daily T anymore.
just one okay hourly
What time?
I mash a bunch of three musketeers together and I call them 20 musketeers
the
and
they're left only the dead that they're terrible for a while
I think I'm not
of
Yeah.
It didn't.
There you go.
I don't know if I brought you.
I'll just go upstairs.
I'll go the way.
Oh, that's me.
Okay.
On the way.
Where are we on?
Um.
Well, I gotta wait.
There we are.
I'm going to show you.
Oh, you're being chased by the police.
And what now I am now?
Oh.
And then, um, who?
Good.
Good, could you just, uh, hold on a minute, let's throw a thing.
Okay.
All right.
Cool.
Okay, have a smoke.
Okay.
Did you, did you have a weapon or anything?
Yeah.
Oh, that's a gun.
Where are they chasing you for?
Yeah, hold on.
Good, uh, I'm just going to go somewhere.
Oh, and then could you just, um,
When we get there, hold on and we're gonna tell them that like I'm murdering him. Oh, I mean I have a radio on me. Oh
Oh great, so
Okay, great. Oh, are you on? Do we?
Yeah, I'm fine. Oh easy. Okay, so let's just
Could you just get on the radio and say Jesus he stabbed he's shooting me. He shooting me
Jesus Christ, guys shooting me. He's stabbing me. Say a human man. He shooting me. He shooting me. I've been shot
and then when the cop shop can you just tell them that I was shooting you you could run away now
I'm still not you did it that you escaped
just run away and scream on the radio you shooting me he has a gun and I'm just gonna be shooting me he has a gun
and ready to have me
Pfft
He's still shooting me guy, he's still has my gun
I'm armed, help me. Help me. Help me. I have a gun. Go go go go go go go go go go go. Nice. Good. Go go man.
Oh, man. What are you doing? Jesus, they're trying to kill us.
Nice. What's your name? Oh fuck.
Good luck.
Yeah.
I'm gonna fuck her sucks at driving.
the
Actually, we'll do it.
Got him to cover the soul puppet.
Hello Ash.
I'd like to play a little game.
For years you've been blind to your friends saying that you're not scrolling as a
gesture.
Now, I've tried to scroll with the key.
I've put a scroll inside of your lower intestine.
Inside of that scrolls the key, that key will unlock the bear trap attached to your head.
You have 60 seconds.
Let the game begin.
Bop!
Do you really want me to be honest, OG? It's your call, because you were great out here.
I'm still mad that that guy said that the I'm still one guy that that guy was like, oh, I hate the
mashing it. It's ruining my cuff RP my getting cuffed RP. I got a giga one gun. Oh, my
I wouldn't put you on...
I should set me into a fury.
Bye-bye, positive bender!
Then, plan!
Pension needs positivity!
Coughing game!
Pension needs positivity!
Coughing game!
So, a f***ing positive bender!
that
that's a Ted Lassel reference
just got a Ted Lassel reference in a simpson's reference like the 15 seconds
to the
of the
one of the worst of the
still better than the fucking shitty asses and five of the
uh, not game of the ones that two
but stranger things don't get me started on that to
not get me started on stranger things
oh, I hated that
no spoilers I won't give any spoilers but damn
that should I think it was worse it was so bad
You know, these motherfuckers on our slashtrader things are like, well at least he wasn't as bad as game of thrones and
I think it was worse and you know what I'm gonna fucking make a poster tone of them be like you
I only need to get off there for your fucking high horse because that shit kind of was worse than game of thrones ending
That shit was bad. It wasn't as bad. I think it was worse
That might be my outtake all dialing that hell
I think it was worse, you think it was on par?
I think it was worse.
Because what about it was good?
I said to see other day, I'm saying it again.
Penterat, rant time.
Okay, at least the acting in Game of Thrones was still good.
There's just the script as garbage.
And at least in Game of Thrones, like they still used a lot of practical effects
and they were on set.
Fucking season three season five game of throwing her stage of things all CGI Slop
Terrible acting from most of the cast most not all most of the cast awful script
There's nothing good about it didn't have any good. It didn't have any redeeming qualities none. It was garbage
Actually shit fucking CGI Slop
up.
Also, could talk about a cast flow, good fucking Lord, dude.
Again, not a spoiler, but the last fucking season when there's like, dude, there's episodes
where there's like fucking three different fucking plots going on.
It's so hard to follow, it's boring.
What's going on, human man?
He is back in the evening, it's getting us going on.
Hey, slow him what's up.
That man just said it, uh, it's like, you know, people change his mind.
Yeah, I ended up getting out.
Thanks.
Thanks, that's pretty good.
You know, you know, you know, I'm not even right now.
You don't even know, you don't even know.
No, I told him I didn't.
Oh, keep working.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You know, you need to find your tune, you know.
Okay, appreciate it. Thank you.
Tell the guys this, I thank you, too.
Okay, love you too.
Well, the problem is in Stranger Things that were three different stories going on and none of them were fucking entertaining.
They all fucking were, it was just all a store-fest. Also, my god, the Bickering and Stranger Things Season 5,
maybe feel like I was at a fucking Thanksgiving, a family Thanksgiving dinner.
Jesus fucking Christ dude the on the unnecessary just fucking big ring and season
I was just like shut the fuck up. I do not care about this anymore. That's it was terrible holy shit
I hated it. It was so forced. It was fucking ass man. It was so bad
Delightful Derek that was the best part of his fucking season five
The way Robin Hilled Vinyls gave you an aneurysm. I didn't even care about that.
That was the least of that fucking
Shows issues fucking nilly bobby brownie said so much fucking bowtocks pumped into her goddamn forehead that it doesn't fucking move
That fucking move
Her eyebrows can't fucking move, so she's not capable of portraying any fucking emotions on screen
Holy fucking shit man
Okay, let's fucking awful man
Oh
She's too young for that. No, she's not because here's the thing dog the girl that plays holly
She must be what 12 years old. It looks like that she had lip ejections
I don't know man
Maybe that's just how she looks but even that the girl that played holly it looked like she
She's 14. Yeah, and it looked like that she's had like lip ejections or shit
I'm just like what in the fuck dude. What is going on?
Not done
Yeah, I was the same thing Mr. Bro Daniels. I was like yo fucking Nancy just shot like
And people in the military and they're not in person.
I don't know.
Why were they just...
Why the fuck were they allowed to do that?
I guess they're just good.
Whatever.
Awful, hated it.
I would watch Game of Thrones last season over Stranger Things last season.
Any fucking day out of the week.
Shit was garbage.
Shit is just huge cop right now.
The search of things subreddit is coping so hard saying the game is going to be better.
The other way, the search of things subreddit was a crazy statement. It's true, man.
Dude, it was a slog. It was hard to get through.
You want to go that far? Didn't you weren't watching? Then you, I'm sorry.
Then you actually were not watching.
It was fucking boring. God, it was just such a fucking slog, man.
off of all the script
I think the doff of rose I don't think that they knew I don't think they ever had here's the thing
well apparently there's a rumor going around that they hadn't written the end of the show when they started filming the last season I fully believe that I don't think that they knew how they were going to end that show
from season one, I don't think that they had, and I think that when you, like, you
need to have an ending like in mind, at least. I think they were just fucking winged
at this old content. I, man. Maybe that's why the show felt so mysterious because even
the writers didn't even know how the fuck it was going to happen. That would make sense, you
you know?
The Marvel approach. She was asked, and they should feel bad.
The Duffer grow something to happen ending up behind the scenes.
Well, I mean, let's talk about him, man. So there are some parallels between Game of Thrones and Stranger Things.
Game of Thrones, fucking long night, okay, it just ends up being an episode and it's being built up throughout the whole series.
Stranger Things, fucking Vectons being built up throughout the whole fucking series. What? Four-minute fight?
Ugh.
That ship was caramage, man. That ship was not good.
Bucers, anyways.
the
one of the one she did right away I need to watch
the one that I first and then I'm probably
the subranos again
for the 10th of the time
This is why I just watched the Subranos.
Favorite Subranos character?
I like when I already fucking just bitched the shit out of what's his name.
Fuck, went to homeboys house, I always forget his name, such a minor character.
the
one of the last season goes to homeboys house and beach to shoot out of them
if he gets away with it
and it was awesome
it was so great a lot of that low level of a company that said that he I like that
I kind of like already I think already is definitely one of my favorite crew I like every scene he's in
I really do every like episode he's in is is good
No Mario caught I'm trying to find someone I don't really want to go back to the city
Yeah, already's actor did a audition for Tony
I think AJ is the funniest hero to know.
He said some funny shit, man.
Oh fucking z-
I've been applying for jobs all mine all day long
Oh shit
Love it
Do you see the prequel movie?
Yeah fucking if terrible that movie was garbage.
What?
yeah he did robberies good what's it about? what I like it? I don't know.
the
game and
I don't want to watch that must a fucking children the whole show
it's a gay romance
to
do they is it's like
because you know
don't be shows with like a gay couple and like they'll be holding hands with the dude in some shit
not man I want to see dudes pounding dudes
you know what I mean
why do they do they do they do they do they they do they not pull any punches they pound
all right I'll check it out
Oz
they're even in super anos
They're getting pretty explosive in it man
They'd pound like four times an episode. I might have to check that out
Hey, I'll burn man
Oh shit.
Hey, but is there a third seat?
No, I'm going to go kill this guy real quick. I'll be back again.
No, no, no, no, not like that. Not like that.
Not like that. Come on, man.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm not going to...
Okay, all right, all right.
C
Okay, all right, okay. Find your inner car. He got me.
Okay, you got me.
You got me. Man, you got me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
the
fuck
the
I know.
Hey, I'm gonna kill you. Oh, what the hell? It gets out of the car. Like what the fuck?
You were recommending Rockier or a picture. I'll make you watch it. It was amazingly funny. No, you're not supposed to watch it like that.
What the fuck? No, you're not supposed to watch it like that.
You're supposed to go see it dude.
I
Have
Oh you did okay huge
Hey, I've been
I need I just need help with something
Are you man huh?
That's what I would bought a certain killer no no no no
I'm good, how are you? I'm not bad. Could you help me? Oh, that's something. Yeah, of course.
Um, do you have a gun? I just still happen to do.
do. And a break in a switch plate. And a dog. Okay. Okay, yeah we can move in that problem.
way up to. I'm making a movie about myself. Oh, okay. Like an auto biography? Yeah, could you
um... Which mind just like shooting yourself in the light?
Something. Um, huh. Damn, and I just got new toes today from the Type 3 Diabetic. I could
probably glass if you would always off and I'm really feeling okay okay yeah we
can we're there let's go up to the dam
yeah if you just shoot your toes off and then I just got them today too
I could get you in replacement to us.
The doctors have been not so helpful in that department.
You have a second guide, it has come up on the street and often we tell us.
Oh, okay.
They know.
Oh, I mean, I'm sure you call the head and got families, but she's right.
I'm still here looking for the gun.
So is the outfit a part of like the film?
Yes.
Yeah, but so it's an order biography so assume you've done time. Yeah, it's called making a man
Making a man. Yep
Hang on, half row mode. Go on hangin
the
Oh, okay, so bandie like yeah, all the add to eventually because I was just killing too many people there
So they'll not be better just a man
It's gonna be a badass movie, y'all. Yes, it is
Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, if you could just do that
All right, D.O.A. is aiming to stay in any way specific for the Marine.
I'm going to say that at the same time.
Hey, Google.
You're going to have to pull your gun out.
Oh, perfect.
Here we go.
Nice.
You got the little gun, too.
I just shoot as much as you can earlier.
All right.
Oh, the whole left foot.
Is that good enough?
Pretty good to shoot in the air some more,
and I think we got it.
I have the NDA.
Yeah.
Okay, now if you could just fall over and really method it act and just tell the EMS that you've been shot a bunch when they show up that'd be great.
Perfect, okay, perfect. I'll give them a call.
I'll see you again.
You must what happened.
Hey, I just killed a person.
Okay, where are you?
I am at like the windmill farm, you know what I'm talking about?
Okay.
Yeah.
And I shot him and he is dead.
Okay, well go get someone on route. Can I get your name?
Human man?
Human man? Perfect. Okay, will you be there when we arrive?
Yes.
Okay, sounds good.
All right, thank you.
Thank you. Bye-bye.
Okay.
Let me show the video.
Hey, what's up, guys? Human man here again.
So I did as you can see kill a person again, and they are dead
So yeah, we're gonna see what happens now. I believe the cops are gonna show up
So again, if anyone is interested in marrying me during my murder trial on the stand
That would be an excellent plot point for the movie the Netflix is gonna make about me
So just let me know. He'll be up I'll be in prison
obviously because I'm going to be on trial for murder. This is my third murder that I've done and
We'll see I don't know what's gonna happen next to make sure to tune in next episode. Maybe I'll escape from jail again
I think I just heard someone or something think of cop perhaps
Might be trying to come this way. Let's take a look
Not too sure anyways. Yeah, so just let me know
And that'll be great, okay? All right talk to you guys later, bye
Yeah, it's good, but you got it you got to actually go with the MS
All right
Hey guys, buddy Cody
Three
Hey, what's up guys?
Stop it. So I did.
As you can see, kill a person.
Do another episode.
No, I'd be such a net deal.
You're hard out here in these screens.
You're home.
Hey, thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
Of course, of course.
I hope that you move he makes it a blockbuster.
Yeah.
At the State Corps, you open.
Yeah, that's going to be a good one.
I'm just going on the one as well.
I'll pretend to be dead if that helps you.
Yes, yes that does help.
Thank you.
Okay.
Yeah.
You have reached an automated voice messaging system.
I'm going to do this.
What?
Hey!
Don't worry they're coming.
All the seconds.
This always happens.
Guys, very close to Mike Blockstring.
of the common.
Alright, that was too cold.
Hello?
Hey, even man.
Hey, what's up?
You used ran for me.
Yeah, I killed a person.
Okay.
Well, yeah.
The windmill.
What are you doing there?
there. Murdering? Okay, but why do you run for me earlier? Is there someone dead
up there? Yeah, you want to see? Like an actual dead person? Yeah, here. Okay.
Looks like I'll call you back. You're going to call me. Okay. Here look it.
You can call me.
Yeah, I'm video call you.
I don't know.
Can you come back?
Come back.
Look at that.
Can you promote a deal with Wake?
said the way all now
yeah
on my mom
no no no no no hey
I'm I'm now
sorry I gotta go man I got scared
Oh, I don't know.
and
That's a 250 subs I want to test something. What? Hey!
You don't think I'm gonna play Mike B.L.
the
I don't know, stab, they got bad.
This guy definitely has a bullet wound.
I think that guy's the gun right here.
Does he get the smoke?
He's holding it in his hand.
He's holding it in his hand, you can see it won't be stopped, though.
Is anyone not fucked up ever again?
Why?
He's not.
He's not just fucked up one or two stabs.
Or a knife or something.
Sir, can we have knives?
You need an knife, sir?
Why?
I told you.
I said, come on, I'm going to throw a fire.
That's all.
I'm sorry.
Could I talk to you?
Yes.
I got lawful.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
You don't lawful.
All right.
It's been crazy today.
I have it.
Could you call him the maniacsman coming in?
Could you just stand?
Somebody please.
And I'll just take the blame for it.
Oh, why would I do that?
I actually go.
I know.
I'm sorry.
I don't need to go to prison.
I really like that.
you need to go to prison please man, it'll help me out, you got a friend on the inside of
some of them, no one a fucking murderer and they just won't lock me up, you killed him?
yes, a lot, if you want to go on trending, my account is I've murdered him.
I've murdered him, I got out, me when I killed him.
and they won't fucking put me in jail and I want them to really back some
of the day I'll give you my car if you help me it's better than this
alright what do you want? okay come here don't help him man he's trying to kill him
wife. nah alright I'm fishing rod in the rotten trout. you got a gun? nah I
got a fishing rod in the rotten trout. let's come back with it you're not trying to hurt
somebody or why are you trying to go to prison man if you give me money I might
do yeah I can give you money if you do okay you know can you sir all right so you
don't want to do that for me shit I'd do it for you I'm doing my bad I'm talking
sir you can't do that for me I can get you enough if you want but I don't think you
can help me out it did give me a lot now yes yeah I want to I don't have people I don't
I don't either, man.
I don't do that.
I need to be in prison.
Why does no one give a fuck about that?
Just go with prison, man.
They won't.
They, I'll get trust passing again.
Are you trying J walking?
No, they don't care.
I've confessed to three murderers and they don't care.
Yeah, you know, I was, uh...
I killed my own attorney.
You killed your attorney.
Who was defending me for a murder that I got found not guilty of?
What?
I killed a lawyer.
I'm sick in the head.
No, you shouldn't hurt people. You shouldn't put they call you at a rage out on animals and like just please give them the knife
Please man, I don't put people so you give me the knife. I don't get the knife. I don't get the knife. Don't get it. Please. I need help
Look at the insect. I'm gonna drive you to get the knife
And you help to get the knife. You want to be a driver to get the knife
All right, he's gonna go driving it shit. All right
Yeah, it is I
Hey, Super awesome man.
Thank you. Yes, hello.
Do you have a gun?
That's heavy.
Super awesome man. Keep some getting robbed and everything.
Good for you.
He has a flashlight.
Can you?
Oh wait no, that got robbed too.
I just really unfortunate that you can't.
Can you beat the shit out of someone's super awesome man so I can go to prison?
I need that back, you guys, please.
We can go ahead.
That's what we call it.
There we go.
Oh God, I don't know how to try to, I don't know how to write this thing.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, you guys, you're welcome.
Yes, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
So if there is no clue, you can't answer to one.
I don't know what that is, man.
What's the matter?
You know what's like a human's house you told me of him you spoke of this Michael and now you said the Michael took it's a way
Where is the machine the quarter there?
The Kuhuna has been taken from me listen
You gotta take it up with my with owner the builder. I don't know who put the machine there. What happened?
You already only man with a direct smile
you want to keep an interview
if you could.
Oh my.
That man is not alive.
Do you see what he is wearing?
Sal.
What's the man?
Are you going to...
Hey, I wouldn't be here.
He's going to be here.
Are you okay?
Get the plan.
Get the camera.
I'm sad.
The corona is what I needed to be like.
All right.
What are you going to do if it doesn't come back?
I don't know where we're all going.
This answer is real quick.
What are you going to do if it doesn't come back?
I'm going on a smoke break.
Some animals will come out.
You will not stray from the path south.
Super awesome, man.
Can we hug you down?
I'll be 150 footer.
Can I help you?
Yeah.
Okay, super awesome man. It's okay. Super awesome man, please it's okay
Super awesome man, please. I'll take myself in
Oh, I can call the authorities.
Oh, like super pathetic man.
Oh, my car back, no.
I know I will. I will. I actually will, please.
Just take take a back. Take a back.
Yeah, take my car.
Please.
Oh, he's coming.
He's going to die of this car, please.
I'm going to steal the car.
I'm going to die of this car.
Can you just fucking relax, please?
I'm a serial killer.
Okay, you caught me.
No.
I am. It's really bad.
Oh, he's got it. I just found my purpose alive.
I know. Well, that's kind of, you know, that's kind of how it goes. Like the end of all fiction.
Did it hurt when I killed you?
I'm really not going to survive that. I don't think.
I
Right, I mean there's no wish
Just be that
Yeah, you just out
Sorry, I'm a murderer
I'm sorry, man. I just I have a blockass that caught the country not a rest me. I don't know why
I'm human man. I'm a fucking murderer. It's really bad too. And man. It's bad
It's actually
Me I just saw you stand in there. You look real murderable
That was real hungry.
You don't got to worry about that.
See?
That's a metaphor.
You know sometimes you don't realize how insignificant your problems are to be a bigger ones.
I'm having a run off roughly.
Just die.
Could you just fucking please die?
You're not a murderer.
the
What's wrong with you, man?
What's wrong with you?
I'm studying on your purpose in the Reconsole Hotel, man.
I just got fired from my job.
I lost my face, man.
He's not all the same.
I'm killing your balls if you want.
Oh, okay.
You can't beat that.
I think this is a great opportunity to die. Think about it. Then you're bossing your best friend, they'll feel terrible.
Mike, you think so? Yeah.
I like you. I see you at the very least.
Awesome. I see you yesterday.
I could strangle you tell you you're going to a drama as you are.
Can you tell me the hospital?
No, I can't do all that.
I guess I could throw you off this.
I'll do it.
I think I'm going to do that actually.
No, do it. Please.
Please.
the
I'm sorry, that was actually fucked up of me.
Sorry.
Sir?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's on.
one can't who no
I'm sorry I'm actually very sorry
of
Yeah, but I killed him like I'm bad, too.
All right, come on, I'll take you to the hospital.
What's that? Oh, look at that one, look at that.
to
serve the owner tells character to just
fucking
all right
and
a
the
Holy shit, that's actually such a good idea.
the
I'm gonna say it here.
Um, you're okay.
Is that your file?
Yeah, it's me, you're following.
What are you going?
What should I do?
Hang on some.
Hang on.
I don't want to go fishing.
We're going fishing.
Ready?
I'm ready, Pa.
Oh, here we go.
Okay.
Sir.
I need to talk to us.
Oh, leave us alone. We're taking the fish.
I'm
Loathom slowly
you're trying to go in
all the problems
where does it
chat don't do this to me I'll be really mad
don't do this to me don't make me really mad
yeah don't don't do that to be open
Okay, I'm showing you it, but don't do it to me. No, don't do it to me
Oh
Watch though the prison in that you know
Let me fall off.
Sorry.
I was on him in a doubt.
I remember that I just left a little bit of a pop duet.
That was the worst thing.
I do remember another year he comes.
On that it's not on the knees.
He's trying to go into the maze like a arena.
Okay?
We're off.
It's Jover, Mods Band I got until the chase is over, please.
I
He's on foot
Give it up, sir
Oh
Go human man
Take it to oh my god, don't do that
Oh no!
Oh, no!
Oh
What's up
It's you
Nice
Right, oh no, sir
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What the fuck?
Oh.
That was quick.
On the quickest pisser on Twitch.
No one takes fewer AFK times than I do.
a
a human man here
a killed another person and successfully
invaded the police i think i'm just going to turn myself and now
because i am a little sick of murdering
some of going to do that
hopefully you guys get to see
this whole thing played on Netflix soon
I'm in contact with them, and they are interested in buying the rights to making a man.
So, see you guys there, thanks for following along, okay?
Dooses.
the
guys were very close to that Mike walks off goal
I've been kind of feeling Mike walk lately, I'm not gonna lie chat
is that guy still banned no you can unban him
see we got the we got the negativity out of there we're good no
I'm tired thank you so much for the five in the sun it's her ass people
but all he does
pre-stab
Holy fuck
Do I fuck with lights?
Case of Maria? That was out
Is that like a Maria taco but like a case of a sucker Maria?
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This is gonna happen occasionally.
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That's how it goes sometimes.
I
Hey, what's going on everybody?
What's up?
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
I know, getting in my trunk and pretending to be dead.
I am not getting in your trunk and pretending to be dead.
Awesome.
Thank you.
That's really going to be helpful.
Hey guys, we'll be back.
Oh, it's so happy.
He's like a crazy murderer or guy.
I'm not going to try me.
He's fine.
She's pretty.
Oh, I'm not going to be bad for like a thing.
Uh-uh.
I'm going to be in some guys' trunk in this second.
Yeah.
I think it's fine though.
I'll pick everything here.
He seems like a...
It is fine.
He needs to be in the helper's home.
Hey, oh, it's for sure.
He needs to be in the other room.
I'm gonna jump.
I need to be in a strong thing.
I'm gonna, oh I gotta pretend I'm dead.
You can talk until you can, I'll let you know when to start playing.
Okay, yeah let me know when I can pretend to be dead.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Sorry, I'm in a truck!
Can I fucking help this shit out of you?
Excuse me, are you in the right?
No, I'm in a car!
Oh, I'm...
What is driving a fixie doing you right?
Boris I'm in a car
I'm a fixie driver. I know I'm in a car Boris. I don't why would I I'm in a car. Oh
So you don't need the right no
Okay
Okay, thanks, Boris
Are we there yet?
No, you can keep talking all let's know when you can start the plumbing
you man man yeah my mom accidentally filled out the wrong thing on the
birds certificate
they said human man yeah tell whoever you're on the phone with to not look at
trendy oh I'm not on the phone anymore oh oh oh yeah we'll be there in a second
I don't want you to know.
Okay.
All right, one second.
Okay.
Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, how you doing?
Good, good, good, what do you, I got a woman in my trunk.
Would you just mind blowing our head off for me real quick?
Uh, I don't know if you like that. I got the gun at the moment.
What about that?
Die.
Uh, I, I might, I might get engaged, my habit going.
I'm gonna, oh the guy.
They're like a nice person in your thing.
Die, crowbar.
Yeah, that'll be good. Can you beat her over that with that?
Uh, yes, sure, we'll check her, yeah.
She's just a bit troubled. Just, you can just get her out.
Thank you.
I'm going to hide.
Thank you.
I'll give you a priori.
I'm going to get you out of the truck.
Oh, did that human guy send you?
Oh yeah, yeah, human being.
Yeah, I got mad at the sticky situation all of you understand it.
What, what's going on, man?
Yeah.
Nice to see you dead right now.
Wait, what's going on, man?
What's going on?
Oh, my God.
If yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
What's going on, man?
What's going on?
Oh, what?
I know you've been a Vistiky situation, I know I'm a Vistiky.
I've got some of them.
I don't know, and I feel like a bit of a dick in the way, but I'll do it, and I'll blow my head off the shore.
Choose my being up, you know, to go chat with me.
Take your boat for the team.
Come here, motherfucker.
Shit! Shit!
Hey, don't have a good one!
Thank you! She deserves it!
I don't know. I don't know.
They are both.
Look at Hyderabad.
What the hell is this, Hyderabad?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're not paying attention to those.
Are you okay?
I've watched that guy do that to you.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's all right. I'm helping. This is actually what it helping is this is actually what helping is I promise
This is helping
This is helping you
Relax you're messing up some guys strong
Calm down calm down calm down calm down it's fine it's okay we're almost there relax
F**k, shit I'm sorry, oh fuck. Get out of the truck, I'm gonna help you.
I'm healthy.
Hey guys, human man again, I've murdered another one.
I just decided to make this one easy on the cops and drop her off right in the morgue.
Yeah, I know I said I was going to stop, but I got a blood loss.
I'm just addicted to murdering, and to me it's great.
There's no rush quite like it.
I imagine it's like parachuting or doing heroin.
It's fantastic.
And as you can see, this person is very dead.
Quite dead, no matter fact.
So, okay, they skin and again, Netflix is gonna pick this show up.
So, it's exciting.
Stay tuned and get ready for making a man.
Exclusively, on Netflix.
Nice.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
It's pain.
Oh.
How's Dr. Can't help him?
Yeah, I was just filming, so I'm gonna let him in here.
I'm just trying to...
I can creep me a shadow.
I'm going to be in the car.
Hold on.
It's okay.
It's all right.
Please.
Hello.
I have a medical professional.
Yes.
I'm a murdering professional.
What?
I have her.
She's not very bad.
She will be.
No.
Like.
I think it's going to get in the car.
It's dangerous.
I'm gonna get you some help I'm getting you, this is helping
This is what helping us
I'm hoping you that guy was hitting you with a crowbar, and I'm talking to help you.
I was helping, I'm helping.
I didn't hit you with the crowbar.
This is me being a hero.
I'm being a hero, I'm being a hero.
Oh God, what is that?
Ow! Oh, this is something I scarred.
Oh, hey!
You don't hate me.
I can almost there. I'm helping.
Maybe I don't like this old killing thing anymore.
Okay, I'm feeling, I feel bad. I'm sorry.
I'm feeling bad. I know I'm feeling bad.
I don't know. I'm feeling like shit.
I don't like the dance.
Do you like the dance?
Okay, well, did you?
Did you like that? You can be hell. You just need to take a seat.
Your legs will be fine, I'm a blue.
Where are you going?
You're going to check, I think.
We're all in the ground afraid.
I guess this seems like it's not all.
Yeah, I don't want to like you.
I mean, it just seems better. It seems better.
All right.
Yeah.
Fuck.
This.
Pardon, yeah, that means someone's gambler.
There's a glitch right now where the prop is weak spawned and everyone's in.
Hello! Hello?
I'm not sure if you can see the sound of the sound.
I'm not sure if you can see the sound of the sound of the sound of the sound.
Revolve this shit is fucked up
Look
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you man man pussy man his son
she's the one
hey
hi
Oh, nothing is going to go talk to the undershirt.
Oh, yeah, really.
Yep.
Are you a cop?
No, I'm a lawyer.
I'm a murderer.
Oh, that's...
I killed first one.
Oh, I didn't know him.
Yep.
Well, I didn't mean you're having to kill this.
You're not going to kill me, are you?
Do you hear? What is that?
I sounds like...
Do you hear that?
Kids banging trash cans
Is there somebody in this trunk?
I told no
Yeah, there is actually there's yeah, I told them I stay up in 20 times. Oh
Okay, I'm here. Don't fucking see anything don't fucking say anything
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Hey, what's gone?
I got a turn myself and that's okay. I got I got primed. I killed Rick Wades
and I killed a person at the damn and I killed a person at the wind farm.
farm. You're just saying all that. So what the hell? Who do who does who just comes and
says she'll like that? Well I'm a sick person and I don't want to hurt anyone anymore.
Um okay. You have any food? I may be sick but I am hungry. No I actually don't. I'm hungry too.
Okay, I got some water. I said I'm hungry.
Yeah, I'm hungry. He's not thirsty.
I'm gonna go run away.
Okay.
All right.
And then, yeah, I have to go to people.
Okay.
Yeah, so don't kill a force.
And if you want to come turn yourself up.
I'm turning myself in right now.
Why don't you go get something to eat?
I have telling you right now, if I don't go to prison,
I am going to murder again.
Right now.
I need to be arrested right now or I will kill you.
People take time.
Is this the undershare if you were talking about?
Yeah.
Okay.
Put me in jail for the murder of Rick Wades and several other people or buy buy someone else.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
See, you want to turn yourself in it.
I'm going to turn yourself in.
I'm going to turn yourself in, actually.
I'm going to plead guilty to murder.
Yes, alter them.
Okay.
And you're willing to show me the bodies, there's physical evidence, there's all of that.
All of that exists.
All of it exists.
Okay, all right. Well, I mean, face the way for me off.
I don't think Jesus Christ.
Okay. Well, why just why the hell damn hell did you just resist?
I don't remember this.
Don't don't don't don't okay. I don't know I'm getting scared. Don't don't fucking resist again
Okay, I'm getting I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. Just don't resist
Good scare stop stop. I'm getting scared here
Okay, well, what the hell man?
I mean you want to hear yourself in or not. What do you want to learn this?
uh no.
okay I need you please.
what the fuck am I hearing?
do you say what I was hearing?
I'm gonna shoot you.
I'm gonna call her.
oh, is that it?
what the fuck?
oh, are you okay, sir?
oh my god!
What is that?
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Get a medic!
What is that?
Nice off!
How about that, Albert?
Is this for you?
Don't hear that.
Oh.
Okay.
No way.
Come on.
I want this.
No way.
Stop.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, I don't want this. No, I don't want that. I don't want this. I don't I don't I don't want this anymore
Please stop running. I thought I did not I don't know I don't like it
Stop no, this is not a good idea. Okay, you don't want it. I know I demand it in order
I'm scared about this
I don't want to tease you. Okay. That's all that's yeah
Taser me. I don't want it. I am one telling you. I don't want to know. What do you sure? Are you trying to get out of the room? Yes
Stop you being ridiculous. You're old. You're not going to you don't do that. He said a wife for to our
Fox. Sorry. Okay. He said a wife for to our with all the doors. One door
Okay, I don't want to hurt anyone anymore.
Okay, put your hands up and I'm really scared.
Help help me!
Help!
Sir!
I'm sorry.
I obviously don't know what to do.
Well, put your fucking here. I'm fucking panic and are you keep resisting?
Fuck, man, just let me think I still I still need a unit here. I don't know what to do here for the middle of the road
Help me. Can you help me put your hands down? Oh my car
What in the fuck yeah, go ahead get in the partner. I don't know what to do with this
I get this guy in cosplays. Oh my god. I this job
It could be over. It could be over. It could actually be over.
Damn handsopped.
Okay, I'm not sure.
I'm not ready.
Fuck.
I thought I was going to...
You don't want to feel this.
You don't want to feel this. That's bad. It's rough.
God damn it.
Stop. Stop what you're doing. Stop all this.
I'm behind the sky.
okay
can I get another unit?
here offer 6800
a fucking vanity I don't know what you need to need to use this topic it's okay
is prison that bad do you think?
yeah it's all about it
it's all about it
it sucks big time you hate being there
hey, is still on the run
he's resisting these resisted multiple times
start
please stop running
stop it
okay
this is good
give me your hand
don't resist
okay I'm ready
okay
can you just
It just get him go go book them. I like that man is his mug shot get him in the chair
I'm ready. I need to talk to him. Okay, bye. Thank you a couple minutes.
We got it. Absolutely. All right. Come this way. Okay.
I love to come on lock it in. Let's go.
Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. I'm not ready.
All right. Let's go. I'm not ready.
All right, I'm ready.
Okay, you do have no right to remain silent anything, St. Orgy will be holding
it to the party.
I'm ready.
If you can't afford an attorney, we'll be providing to you by the
Steak if one is available. Do you understand these rates?
What the fuck did I do?
I don't talk about it. Do you understand your register?
Yes.
Okay, call.
God.
Yeah.
Hey, you're ready. You got this.
Alright, I'll put you guilty to everything.
If you don't even know your charges are.
Fuck it, I'm guilty.
I'll turn it into a lawyer.
Okay, all right.
I'll get guilty, lawyer.
All right, okay, two, ooh.
That's what?
Oh, okay.
Well, that's just embarrassing.
Look, I won't tell anybody about that, okay?
I'm guilty, lawyer.
That's right, I'm guilty.
Okay, I'm going to insert you real quick, okay?
And then boss lady, we'll have a word with you.
All right.
Wrangler the deputy.
J-T-O!
When he sees that your pissed, he's going to be...
Baby!
This is... this is boner, bro.
Baby, baby!
Okay.
And then we're just going to do a little finger print check.
Make sure you are who we think you are.
Okay, I'm going to bring you upstairs to the interrogation, okay?
I'm going to get it comfy over on the other side, I'll cut you to the table, don't go that way, go to the chair.
So, I'll blow it into the last video.
Oh.
Hey, I have a person that needs a lawyer at BCSO and Sandy.
Is that a matter?
Okay, all right, I'll call some of those. Thank you.
Okay.
Hey, I need you for a saw rep.
I didn't, I actually didn't do anything.
Yeah, Harmony, sorry, saved shit.
Okay, thank you, bye.
Ah, please, God.
What?
Please, please, God.
Yes, I am.
Okay, I got you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
And we're going to cut you to the tip.
You're kind of really aggressive.
What really aggressive?
Yeah, I'm just going to be safe.
What are they doing to aggressive?
We're just going to put both hands cuff to this table.
What do you have by dawn that's aggressive?
I've namal talked to you about it.
Your lawyers on the way too.
Are you a playful me or talking on me?
God help me! Please God help human man.
and
I think it was the cat's in?
Oh meatloaf.
Ah, roast beef.
It was something like that.
Ah, what the fuck is the point anymore, man?
All right, she's just going to be a couple minutes, okay, you doing all right?
No, why am I in here?
There's a few reasons when you being breaking out of police custody and all that.
I didn't do that.
All right, now time for them to sort through what I did and what I did it did.
Okay.
I mean, even on you, because the last guy left the loading here for three seconds.
here for three seconds choke on his own spin and pass out.
Well what the fuck am I and what are the charges? Hello?
So we'll talk to you about it.
I need to know my charges or give me out.
Keep what you're going.
You're going to laugh and do this.
You're not allowed to do this.
The lawyer's on the way.
You get me the charges.
He's grabbing the fine.
Hey, shut the fuck up.
Stop screaming.
You're going to fucking die.
People got shit going on.
I'm going to kill you.
Just like I did the guy at the window.
Fuck up!
Fuck it!
You're dead!
You're fucking dead!
You're gonna die there!
You're not having any of this.
That ass motherfucker.
Fuck you.
Peace of shit!
Alright, let's get on another hood.
Thanks, going to note down that you killed the guys away.
That wasn't a confession.
I mean, you were a Miranda's.
And you just kind of went off all on your own.
All right, fuck it. I've killed everybody that's ever done. There you go.
Shit! I don't want people.
I don't want that's ever done if I can kill them.
That's what you feel right now.
Yep.
That's crazy.
All right, Pinaana.
I thought it was a heart attack.
I mean, what the fuck? Why am I even in here? What the fuck did I do?
What the fuck did I do?
Test is coming in with your charges and I'm gonna go grab your lure.
I still don't go on your spit.
All right, I'm guilty.
Charge with everything.
I'm actually guilty.
You'll go in your spit, pussy.
I wish you would.
Shut up.
I got something you could choke on, points to the waiter.
I'm choke on this.
I know you're watching.
No, he's watching too.
Yikes.
Pente, yep.
Pente, Pente, yep.
I don't think you want one to live in here, okay?
Hey guys only less than 250 subs to have a Mike block stream on Sunday.
Sunday again, quick reminder, this is 12 hour stream.
Okay, I guess I'll be ready to do this.
Okay.
What's the playboy?
I'm a murderer.
Ah, fuck.
What did you do?
I actually didn't do it though.
I think they did.
I think we'll start off with the basics.
What your name is?
Human man?
Nice to meet you, I'm Carter.
You mean if I call you playboy?
I don't care.
I just don't want to go to prison.
Do you mind if I call you playboy?
I don't care, I just don't want to go to prison.
All right, playboy's so murder, what happened?
I don't, I actually don't know, I was just standing here.
Standing where?
Outside, and they just arrested me.
You're outside the station here, and you got placed under a respirator.
Yeah, can you fucking believe that?
I can with this place, let me tell you, I used to work here and boy, howdy.
I swear to God, I actually haven't done anything today.
Okay, all right, so you were standing outside here, and they just come up to you.
Come up to me and say you're under a restful murder.
And that's it, no prior, no prior interactions, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
I haven't talked to the cops at all today. Okay, I was just here. Oh
My god you haven't murdered anyone no one
All right, so what do you think in civil suit? Yeah, just whatever you can do to get me out of this
I want to get back on streets because now I kind of want to try murdering
I mean if I'm just going to fucking get accused of it might as well
Well, now you should try crack first, like at least a stepping stone.
Let me all do both.
At the same time, you've got to free your mind and then you'll find it through
hand.
Yeah, maybe I'll just crack out of it.
Back, we'll clear all the loop value or brain and open you to the
Hamakilai that are taking over our government.
Oh, molecular.
Yeah, slowly but surely they can
one person to do whatever it's for. Any who, so they're conducting a fourth amendment violation
on you right now by illegally. Yes, thank you. And this is like my fourth writes violation case
against the BCSO in four days. So that's all they do. That's all they do.
Hell, they just forgot the charges and another one of my cases to try and get out of the civil
suit that's coming so don't even worry we're gonna get you paid thank you finally God
and just one more time you and you didn't murder anybody don't know what the fuck that's crazy
yeah I think so too alright well let me go wait for
Jesus, show him.
Even greet, boy.
No, they fed me.
Okay, good.
Human man innocent man hasn't done anything wrong ever.
ever. That's awesome.
That's actually awesome.
Can anyone even prove those people were alive in the first place?
I could, I found the one that.
I actually fucking did.
Thank you.
Well, I happen.
Those go on out there.
Is it corn dog or a hot dog? No!
What the fuck? Where are you done?
to be a good one.
All right, so some new evidence has come to light during discovery.
They're during discovery.
You're friendly.
Just where we're barred in here.
Sorry to barge.
Okay, good barge.
Just a quick heads up.
So these LSD officers.
They've been investigating stuff on past and this off to them.
and this off to them, they're going to handle this from here on out. Okay, so you're going to be working with these two LSD cops, just informing you out there that the probably going to talk to you in here, you know, they're not going to transport you enough of the use of facility, but you'll be working with them. Okay, okay.
Okay.
Are you sure?
I'm there. We're later.
Okay.
That'll for what?
The simple suit that I'm going to smoke your ass with.
All right. Let's go talk outside.
Okay.
So, also, just to be clear, okay, he did run away from me when I told him to stop.
I'll actually ask, probably inform you of something to you.
I'll just put the space.
I'll share with you a report, three nine zero four.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
If you share with LSTD, please leave on your phone and don't forget to see it.
If we've got statement and make it in what you know, I'll take those to the top.
Okay, you see it?
Yeah.
I mean, you know, you can use a jar of conclusions about the jar, I think you got this.
I don't know.
I mean, you are talking to say you're the closest.
What were the amendments by the way?
The way.
My client was standing there in a suit with me.
I thought a big deal of film harmony.
When you made a seizure of his person and a theft in lock in the interrogation,
I'll be at this food in one of those.
So I'm not going for an eighth time.
I'm just going to know who and I need real punishment.
But what happens?
Yeah.
The bowl always is wanted.
That's two different things.
I need to think that you're not going to die.
Maybe you're on my left.
Maybe not that I'm not going to die.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
It's a whole system.
Well, why don't you give me the run down from some kind of an auto?
Because it's probably the only thing I can do.
So let's try this.
We're out there.
Are there more than these?
Okay.
And now I think I'll just film it.
That might be the only thing I can do.
Well, wait one minute.
It's now your finished thing.
Here's the alas, P.P.
Okay, I'll see you soon.
I'll fuck her, they talking about.
I'm not meant to be in the middle of the house.
But I'm not meant to be in the middle of the house.
Is this all motion?
Is it a manual?
No.
What is this all about?
What am I to infertors?
Why do you see this as service?
Don't be distracted by my motion if she found that your flow really about to be up there now.
You were so pretty for real.
No, don't block it out.
If I ever do anything.
If I block it up to me now.
Oh shit.
I'm a little
I'm going to use all this information. So obviously I go there
He's all his fucking phone making a trend. You can actually see me in the fucking video. Oh
Yeah, I say hey, man. I say hey, man
Put the fucking phone that put put the phone that put your hands up. I'm here to arrest you
Walk up to him try to put him in fucking cuz he is not want to be that shit cuz I guess he wants to upload his video and it was taken a while
So I try to put him in cuz he fucking resist
I'm like, okay, whatever we wrestle for.
I'll tackle him, I'll try to fucking put him in the cuff.
Obviously, I hate that.
Tazem.
Okay, I know strange, fucking ridiculous.
Anyways, that lady was really fucked up.
She had multiple gunshot wounds.
Luckily, I think she is going to survive, though.
No, I hate cancer care.
She isn't asking you, but Doctor Say that she has a really good chance of living.
chance of living. No, I hate when they live. So do you have a gun on him? Nope. So was
the G.S. our positive? We don't know because when we took him back to the station to
do it, he broke out of custody, beat my hand. So we went to the victim statement.
Well, she's still in ICU, so we have to wait. But we're waiting to push the attempted
first to remurder or first to remurder until we found the outcome of the victim.
All right, respect. So he is just, for right now, from our side, he's just getting
resistant batter against L.O., and you said, ever to Evan's tamper in a right
strain.
Sure. What? So he said, Evan's tamper in right.
Because he claimed that's the battery for. He beat my ass in the fucking sales
Man, he's fast.
I'm not in the batteries for you escape cuss.
Oh, you said you escape cuss, do you didn't say how?
That strange.
I say he beat my ass.
Yeah.
We're not mumbled.
I did.
I heard it.
But I also knew.
So it must be the boombox next to your ear.
Oh, he playing on.
No deck, black.
I don't know if he shared like that one song, uh.
Jesus.
They don't like to see you win, eh?
to the
way, right, I want to talk to you about the one thing quick, uh, I don't know if you want to
call a hiatus here and let him know. I call a hiatus and then obviously anything you want to talk to him about you can say in front of me.
He wants to just take a sad question anyway.
Those are, that's what we're looking at right now. I'm not going to push the attempt to first agree yet until we find out what happened to Victor.
And we're not gonna push the evidence tampering well, I mean he did
No, but I won't talk about that. I want to talk about that in page with it. Yeah, all right all right
All right, I talked with his client and then we'll we can actually look at an amp plus push a team was all these
Push a team's in the obscene files. How I don't know. Is it door lock?
What the fuck?
He should be that man.
Bo Pansson.
When I'm going to press.
It's going on.
They ain't got shit on you for real.
Really?
You think we can beat this?
They're not even charging you with murder.
Epstein got banned on Xbox One.
They're going to be investigating it though.
I have a lead.
Okay.
Good, because I didn't do it.
And in the post and on social media as fresh as that shit is, that's only lending
credence to their case, but on God, I think you could just keep doing it because they
ain't collecting any kind of evidence.
Okay, good.
They're saying you shot and killed her shot and severely injured someone who they think
is going to make it, but they didn't find a gun on you.
They didn't see us on test you?
Good.
I think I'll be free to murder again.
Most likely pretty soon.
The only thing they're trying to stick on you right now
is evidence tampering.
I'm not going to let that ship fly.
Fantastic.
All right.
But you are going to have to do a wrap for resisting and battery.
I didn't do that.
That also wasn't me.
Do you weren't in custody at the damn?
No.
There's video evidence.
You're wrong video evidence.
If you get in custody.
They let me go after that.
Did they?
Yeah.
I'm not the talk to them about that.
But honestly, evidence tampering is, uh,
really not that bad of a rap.
What evidence?
Well, I don't even, they're outside getting their stories straight on that right now.
Why didn't do without either, so fucking, I'm like, anything.
I'll tell you what, I'll plead guilty to first-degree murder here.
And that's it.
That's the worst one.
Well, that's what I'll do.
Oh, God.
You need the street bread?
I... you go out there, you're my lawyer, right?
Yes.
You tell those fucking pigs.
I'm only gonna plead guilty to first-degree murder.
Right, that.
All right.
I think you'll have enough if she done.
I don't like that you might need a cop drop or something dirty boy is you're
back in a bullshit right now.
I don't care if he'll plead guilty.
You ain't got a murder weapon.
You ain't got any residue theft.
You ain't got a victim statement.
I mean, hell, he said after he was peacefully detained
at the day on me, you've got him loose.
So which is it?
Because your story is ain't lying in a...
It's like he's telling me one thing
me one thing and you're telling me something else entirely. That's true. That's a good
point. So I'll tell them that. I will not have slander statements made about my client.
I just think what that is. And that's 10 toes down on that one.
You got a medical report I can look at about him beating your ass and humiliating you.
the
jet you need two bowls of oatmeal days
unreasonable
if you're really just trying to jam some cards in there
pretty heavily but
no
let's start doing the
fur horse not for a fucking wolf
still didn't have them got there
he's lead
it's not me or regular
them to lie on your behalf.
You do it in so meal with milk.
I just fucking poor water and that shouldn't cut up apples.
Maybe I do eat like a horse.
I'm just saying, you know, where's the evidence that he was ever in custody?
Because the only other necessity is you walking towards him at the dam.
And then a statement, possibly erroneous, say in the E.S.
against your custody on top of your street.
Sugar might be better.
I don't put any sugar.
I'm trying to fucking eat cleaners.
Which is late accordingly in the court along.
But he's only interested in cleaning guilty of first degree murder.
And that's not a charge of your presence.
Yeah, I'm trying to eat clean.
So then on cake day, I don't feel that bad.
You got to meet me at the crossroads here.
I'm working on it.
I'm figuring it out.
Take days six out of seven days.
I'm not that old.
Well, fucking at least I'm trying one day out of the week.
You're fucking asshole.
God damn.
You made me lose a hundred dollars.
didn't hit red dog only losing a hundred dollars at the casino is winning
that's not only losing a hundred bucks and that's a win that's not that bad
yes or what's this tampering bullshit you left after that don't you were just about to win
No, no, dude.
You were just about to win.
You got, yeah, you got to get back in there.
Let me get a good look at you.
Look at me.
How much money is considered a loss?
Where'd you get hit?
The pens on, uh, it depends on how long you're there.
I would say.
If you're there all night in your drinking for free, you've got to also remember the buffet is a big loss for casinos.
Yeah, any time to burn us in?
So if you're there, I would say six hours, you're getting the free drinks and you did the buffet, you only lose a hundred bucks.
I feel not. To me, that's breaking even.
That's really not that bad. Now that might be some fucked up gamblers logic.
might as a hundred equals breaking even but you know whatever man it makes me feel good.
Right now I lost out of bucks I broke even.
I'll be both things that I've been kicked out of.
I've only been kicked out of one but I've been kicked out of it multiple times.
I wouldn't have been here you didn't even tell me anything about that.
for what eating too much they asked me to leave
they said they they said that they wanted to fill the crab ringoon up anymore until I left
to be at a car table for drinks. It depends on the casino I've had drinks served
to me at slot machines and Vegas.
That's four died.
Depends.
All right. Well, I heard her say she was handing off the case. So I mean, would she.
You miss a guess? It's a good time to go.
Yeah, but she handed off the case.
Very good time to go to Vegas.
Your positive.
100% beyond a reasonable down.
Andrew Sheriff, this went to Ventura, would you all get on the state?
Which part?
For just him resistant, and run away from me.
Oh, yeah.
And being in a stolen vehicle and getting out in that gal, yeah.
Yes, ma'am.
Okay.
So you didn't tell me about these other charges being levied?
you're just fabbin' bullshit, okay, I'm trying to tell you
to talk to you, you don't understand what I'm doing, man.
But if you want me to, if you want me to give you the full picture,
you gotta stop interrupting for the middle of everything.
Fat talk about family and things.
I like buffets.
I don't think y'all are man, because you have that fucking music.
I don't give a fuck man, just confuse.
I don't care how much money I owe,
I'll ever make it my life.
I like buffets.
Everything's too loud, right?
You just get to go get whatever the fuck you want, man.
And then there's like a whole plethora of dessert items.
It's fucking great.
I'm letting you know, I'm in for your ad.
You have to do a buffet in 20 years.
I probably go at least once a month,
that's usually by myself.
You know, why do I even have this ball?
Because I'm not playing around.
That guy is just, you just blew up
every one of our cars in the back.
Brazilian Sakehouse buffet.
Yeah, they're okay.
I'm sorry if I'm putting down the full work
on your boat, guys.
You know, sometimes when you come from the champion,
You can't let it go way far, I don't mind.
So little buffet, it's my thinking time.
I came up with a lot of chase RP ideas with a no-pad at a golden crown.
There's a Chinese buffet at like you're two.
I've also been doing all you can eat sushi occasionally and I kind of like that, too.
All right, so where are we going?
Here's a phone call in the gas and we would immediately say,
I told you what, I miss old country buffet in the 90s. So bad. Oh,
O-C-B-Man in the 90s was something man.
They had a giant fucking chocolate milk machine, oh my gosh, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Also, this is a throwback, Ponderosa used to have a buffet that was pretty goddamn good.
They were just straight up like cooking fresh steaks right there at the buffet line.
Wait that was like that was way back in the day. Potter roasters buffet kind of fucked
Yeah, they're chicken wings. We're very good
I can't eat enough and one sitting just fire buffet week
But I'm just a big fan. I think Chinese buffet is a lot man. I'm a big Chinese buffet guy
Especially if you can find a Chinese buffet that has like pretty decent sushi
That's just good dude.
The nice thing about Chinese buffets is I don't know what it is, but I'll go through two plates and then I'll have a bowl of ice cream and it's something about the ice cream that just unlocks plate three for me and I don't know why I don't know if it's enough time as past or like maybe the sugar neutralizes the MSG I don't know what it is
But after a bowl of ice cream I it just it unlocks fucking plate three and then I can just put one down no problem.
It's gonna endorse me, because you're young.
It's a fatgie.
Thanks.
You're shit yourself.
You're telling me you would shit yourself.
If you had three plates of, like, no, three plates of Chinese food in a bowl of ice cream.
That's not, I feel like that's, that's, if I get my word.
Man, yes?
Dude, I had a legendary six plate run once.
And I wasn't high or anything. I was just hungry or shit and it was incredible.
Well, sorry, it's a lot of food.
You want to double check on that and I'll go run him through what he's flipping.
Yeah, but it's good though.
What a playboy.
Yeah, to get me out of this man.
They refused to charge you with murder.
Well, then I'm not fucking planning guilty for shit.
But she ain't dead.
I'll plead guilty to everything.
Okay, just how about this?
Have them charge me with first-degree murder
and then if she doesn't die,
then we'll just talk about it then.
But I want that now,
or I'm not pleading guilty of fucking anything.
I didn't advise against that as your counsel.
Why would advise you to suck my balls?
Okay, I know what the hell I want.
Well, Jesus fucking Christ, I hired you.
Yeah, that is true.
I know what the hell I want.
Okay.
And I want to be, I will charge, I will plead guilty to everything if they include first
to remover.
That's it.
Why, why do you want that so, man?
I just want to be known for something, you know, people in life, most people don't
when they die, they're not known for anything.
But, you know, serial killers, they're on to something, they're a mortal.
All you have to do is fucking kill a few, you know, teenagers hanging out by the lake in the
50s and everyone knows you forever.
And when you put it that way, I'm not going to be remembered for anything.
See, so what the fuck's the point?
I mean, there's people who, do you know the motherfuckers name that made Passellin?
No, you don't, but you know who the, but I tell you what, you know who fucking dollars.
I know, you know, when I know his name, hold on.
You don't.
But do you know who dombers?
Yeah.
There you go.
Mm-hmm.
Yes, I do.
I mean, I will just just inform you.
I tell you, we're a sip-fucking society.
We're sick.
The whole fucking society's sick, you know that?
We should be celebrating people that actually accomplish things to better us, but instead
we do is we remember the sick motherfuckers, you know why? Because
and secretly everyone wants to be like that. Everyone wants to be able to kill,
you know, but I'm the only one I can actually do it. We're sick. I
was thought it was kind of like a zoo type situation where they
they want to see danger but from behind a enclosed safe pane of
blast. Now that you don't want to be the data, you told me that if you
knew 100% that you could kill someone and you want to get away with it,
You tell me you want to do it?
Do I like the person?
You can be anyone.
I don't think, I don't think just anyone, maybe if I, like, maybe you could pick whoever you want.
Yeah, yeah, you killed Gordo, whoever the fuck that is.
And you would never get in trouble. You could just do it.
See, we're all sick, we're all sick animals, like me, you know what, get him in here.
I'm ready to give my confession.
All right.
These are my confession.
Just right now, I can say I like them.
They say I like them.
They do better.
And I'm away.
Man, I'm alone.
And I don't know what to do.
I want to go to my face so bad, I'm so hungry.
Fucking hate this dieting bullshit. God damn dude. I wish I was one of those skinny motherfuckers that couldn't gain weight
It's not fair
I think this is guilty conscience is weighing in down and he just rather
Clean about it now
What
Twinkle life he's just scared
He's wrestling with concept.
Making a real great job of the human alone.
Look at the painter looking
the mirror and have a tough conversation about.
Would you kill?
Yeah, in the line of duty, you're alone in an alleyway
in a man's coming at you with a knife,
and he is specifically intended,
state it isn't time to slip your throat. Are you taking that man's life?
Why is it then?
Oh my god, what is that? Oh my god!
If you're taking that man's life in the alleyway
Oh, am I taking that man but can you take the place to get out and think about him?
He's coming at you with the knife. He says I'm gonna fucking slit your throat and kill you. Are you killing him?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, I see you all at his hand.
No, he's gonna kill you.
It's your hand.
Oh, it's on me.
Under 21 feet.
That's what my old captain is talking about.
I'm right back here.
I'm over to you.
You dead.
So dead.
He fucked up.
He closed the gap.
It's over.
Are you really dead?
I don't think so.
Just come listen to his confession.
I mean, this is a man trying to rehabilitate himself.
Yes.
Working within the confines of what he had.
I don't know if I can get a call from the other side of the screen.
All right, well, obviously you can't charge him with first degree.
Chad, is this AI?
I've got a charge him with a big long pull-up picture.
That's obviously AI.
I'm afraid.
This is someone gay on YouTube.
You got to do something tonight before you just
He's not for real.
That's me. I'm a fucking person.
Why do I look like that?
Cat is that AI?
What's the total time and time?
You think that's AI?
That's real.
Really?
Grog is pentaphat.
Don't ask it that.
Do not don't actually ask at that, please. I don't I don't want to know
Chad is that a I
That looks real to me
Let me see another one
Dark pension bikini fit oh God you're gonna double jeopardizing
Rocked a pregnancy
You that will creep you out. Oh, I don't want to see that one. You that one's making my skin
Don't have everything
Fucking gross me out
That one I
Battery of your person
Is in
I don't like that one there is a percent and did nothing and then you just gonna come back and daily double his ask with some double jeopardy
Holy fuck is a right finally
For a thousand Alex
You need to make a decision now.
Okay.
We'll look at the rest and for a bit, so he gets the dice and you can share it.
Oh.
And you get it back.
I bet.
Let's put the show on the road.
All right.
What do you think about it?
So Dark Souls 3 really doesn't have cloud save?
God damn.
They really make it a fucking pain in the ass to play Dark Souls.
I'm 1350.com.
Yeah.
Pardon me.
I'm going to do a full game.
I'm going to take one.
I'm going to tell him that.
Yeah, yeah.
I bet I can get him to flee.
Not guilty to that.
All right.
Let's go.
No, Shafi.
It's off for streaming.
They're shaking in their boots.
Good.
Are we gonna get that first-degree murder play now? There's your scared. Well, then I'm fucking not then let's go to a bench trial. Tell me I'm one of them
I'm bad
You want to bench trial
It's a murder or nothing
Baker Derrick, thank you so much for that raid.
Thank you so much, appreciate that.
the
pre-sh that thank you so much hope you had a good stream
trying to get first degree murder over here but they're making a pan the ass
Just fucking me to charge you with murder or any
It's large
And tell me if you got a point to the matter. Good time. It's large and tell me
But not in this props to Penta for putting this. Thank you. Oh, I'm looking server together
Wow
It's been really good, dude.
Look at that.
JSTRP is receiving such incredible reviews such as
critics are saying such amazing things.
You're a bitch.
As it's not no pixel.
That's from us fan.
Why are the streamers trying to gas bent up?
Because they're showing appreciation because they like something I've done for the roleplay community.
Captain Lucha, five gifted subs, thank you for that.
Thank you, thank you for sure.
Thank you so much.
Sam, maybe he had the name.
He always adjudged.
He had a lot to learn about this town, pal.
He always comes out of town.
He only tiffed in.
I know everything about him, pal.
We're good friends.
Are you ready yet?
Perfect.
That won't be a sin if you want.
Oh.
Do you mind if I do?
I do.
actually find them were playing characters out self-inserts. Well I'm self-inserting.
I'm glad other people haven't. Thank you so much for that. Gucci server has been a
breath of fresh air for sure having fun. Now we just need to make sure, now we just
need to keep it up. Now we just need to keep the vibes good. Now we just need to keep
it going.
Oh, yeah.
Any plans for server on a crash, oh, yeah.
I'm going to wait till 5.0 drops and I'm going to fucking go ballistic on everybody who is
playing in instead of Chase.
I'm going to remove, I'm going to remove white list, I'm going to DM people and say, you
know, you know, some big names that they need about checking it out, are checking, they
need about checking out Chase 2.0, you don't want to ruin that opportunity.
I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna think about your career.
I'm gonna start removing people from PD.
Hi, I'm here.
Yeah.
It's a good.
Sorry for that.
The moose of our roost.
the moose of the moose. Thank you, babe.
Choose some top role players of things.
Yeah, I'm going to join the biggest gang on the server,
and then have a mysterious falling out.
The no one really knows what it's about.
First, just out of fucking out of nowhere.
It's going to be good.
Sorry for that.
Good.
What's going to be the first big scandal on Chase R.P.
Oh.
I don't know.
Probably someone's going to do something horrible to a woman I bet.
I've had guests.
Yeah, some sort of ERP shit.
Just fucking role players, you know.
to
give me first degree murder or give me death
to
see me the worst day of my life
yeah, are you gonna give me first degree murder
come on man, come on, let's go now
you're fucking this year, don't have to me
well, let's go
let's get this done
and I hold on for a little and put your hands up
Yeah, yeah, but put your hands up.
Surren's come help me with this guy.
All right, go on, just put your hands up man.
Hey, fool me once, fool me one.
Can you just put your hands up?
Put your hands up.
There's a card.
Yeah, and over the side, please put your hands up.
You don't get involved.
Please, please put your hands up.
Don't, don't make this harder, man.
I'll see what's the fuck!
What a fucker!
Come here.
Fuck is that about?
Get someone help me out?
We gotta go to a fucking ventram, man.
What you want it?
Why are you doing this?
I don't know.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Why are you laughing my client?
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Alright, okay, okay, okay.
Put your hands up, man.
Man, I just want to get out of here so bad, but I don't know. I'm panicking, obviously.
I don't fucking know what to do here.
Sir, stop it. Please, I'm sorry.
I'm staring in panicking. I'm panicking.
I'm panicking. I do think tones.
All right, sir. Hey.
What are you saying?
All right. Okay, that's fine.
Sir, can you just work with us here?
Yes, sir.
I'm trying to make sure that you get the justice you deserve, all right?
Yeah.
Do you just turn around and put your hands up for me?
You know why we could we could get this all done, you know, we're working together, you know, we're all we're all making sure that justice assert properly, all right?
I'm sorry, sure you just put your hands on sure each you're done and how about you turn around for me. Okay, all right, but how about you turn around now, you know, we're we're all making sure that you get justice you need.
I'm sorry.
Oh, oh.
Come here.
He's scared.
He's really scared.
Oh, you got a flashlight out there.
I'm afraid I'm flying.
I'm the thing.
I don't know what to do.
He starts hitting the start swing.
I don't want to do it.
I just want to stop.
I'm just saying I'm going to obey the rules.
They're trying to charge me.
It's something that I don't want.
And they're not charging me without anyone.
Well, I mean, that's like this and it's sometimes okay
You need to quit this man. I can't I know I do but I just fucking can't
I know what I'm doing is wrong
I know what I'm doing is wrong close like you
I know this is wrong. I just can't help myself. There's something fucking
Fucked up in my hand man
Just stop right there here. Look, come here. Let me just very nice. Oh, there you go. I hear look in a McDonald's. I'm gonna resist
Holy shit
You were honest right
I'll come here.
Let me grab you with my frail body man.
Grab gently.
Good gentle grab.
Choose your trick that goes.
Hey, bring it home.
I don't lose something.
Something's going to bring it home.
You worry.
We've been.
No, no, no, no.
That felt that pulled off. We're gonna bring this home. Yeah, you got the okay, all right
I'm just sharing their only push and charges from your altar. He's go to the court
Hell, okay
He's a leader from the database. All right, I'll be this man. I can't testify if you can't cook her going
All right, let's go strange. Let's take this guy for his binge rep. All right
Yeah, just a leader from the database. I see you down there
you we could avoid all this if you just charge me in first degree murder that's all
I don't know if she's dead or not
I can kill her
She has a lesson we go where the evidence takes us all right I go pass so I know I'm not going to fucking fight it
just fucking charge me and just ship me away from her
Listen hey as police officer you got to make sure that justice is served properly
All right and in order to oh my god, why don't you serve my car to your mom
I just want to be a murderer.
Okay, but yeah, I want to be a good thought man.
We just both can't get what we want, can we?
Mother fuck.
I mean, you fucked up once and someone's could be dead because of it.
And now look, you're going to let it happen again.
Well, if you weren't there, could be, could be dead.
I don't know you.
Have you really learned nothing?
I'm
I've learned a lot
Honestly, I'm
Yeah, I'm
I'm
What are you doing?
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
Well, that's for justice to the side. What am I even being charged with? I don't even know
It's a conversation with your fucking lawyer, man. You know did you talk to me little fucking bitch?
He's right. He's got a lot of work. You're both the right to an attorney. So we talked through your lawyer. I don't know what my charges are
Well, here we go. We're gonna find out. All right, Jimmy. That's fucking good. Let's fucking get you out. No, I'm doing fuck it
Now guess what we'll get you what you're going to remember who it is now
Avery strange it is nine
Okay, I'm gonna carve that into a first mine. I expect them just so no, yeah, I fucking
You could you could stop this by putting a bullet in my head right now, and I will die. I guarantee it
Listen, but you know what that doesn't matter because it pull over shoot me in the fucking head and I will be dead
We're not a man. Yeah, that's cool. Okay, so then you're just gonna let someone else die. I thought you were supposed to be a good guy
But it doesn't demand I can tell you right now if I go to court regardless of if I'm bound guilty
I'll eventually be out and I will kill again. It's your fault. You have two options here charge. We will first agree murder in charge
This is matter someone's gonna be dead
Yeah, we put me down. I need to be put down
It's we're gonna prove to that pitful, but it those tombs, all right?
That's the boat. I'm gonna get out. No, man, and I will kill you there to kill you.
No, you're okay. I just fucked up four people today
And we got to avenge you have four people died that didn't have to.
Nassus airy sacrifice. Oh, that's fucking sick
I mean, it's actually fucking sick.
It's strange. I don't even want to touch a man. He disgust fuck out of this car, piece of shit.
I'm going to tell you, he's got two or a fucking posties.
That hell?
That's me.
Strange is not your statement.
I'll watch out.
Yeah, we're doing a bench, Sean.
I
Think it's a close
Bad man. I can't move you guys. There's just be okay with people dying
I watch red. All right, let's go. Let me walk
No, let it go
We're gonna
You're telling me oh, you're to oh oh two we don't come
Fuck off
No, listen. Yeah, I can't
I'm pissed off
No, it's gonna be okay cuz look look here's what we're doing. You know we're right here
No, you're here's all you're watching pussy
I'm not even married all right, so so there you go. I got that looks like my head you see I'll
Imagine this going in your wife like that guy from that video
I genuinely, I don't want to know what you're doing now, it's in your head. That's done. Yeah, that is and that's fucking
I kids I control you no positive thought
Ringbows, but you're grab a fucking say he's tits the nipples of a hit in the top and I fucking have you
Just fucking flopping on it
You here to be a witness maybe some milk has come out of it, too fucking Jesus Christ think about that now you're imagining
All right, hello everyone
Hello everyone
First time in this courtroom
Is there prosecution size that you prefer
Just gonna even know what calls you on
All right, that's defense man. This cross-cution where I'm standing at okay, all right the cushion on the look on the right side
All right, so
I'm not going to get this hank up. This is price.
And then to get it, get you a hank up right in your left hand.
See, this looping up, we're going to put this hank up.
Now we're going to get it right in here.
Nice. Good job.
All right.
Still doing shit.
Good. I'm entering a bench frame.
All right. I'm not cuffed at this desk.
And I'm declaring that right now.
I declare I'm telling you right now. I'm not cuffed in this desk fuck that
Give me this give you risk right now. It's a fuck off me you're on her
Let me know I've never been charged with any with any crime and this motherfucker's a two million
Resist them many times. What have I done to do that?
Red
My client has never been convicted of any crimes and should not have the seizure of his person take place
to be unconstant free to move about the court room in a reasonable offer fashion.
These cops are running wild.
I can't wait to approach and try to come to a plea agreement before we do this.
Okay, I'm happy to defer to you, your honor.
Your honor.
Should we approach and try to do a plea deal before we do this whole fucking thing?
God damn.
No, they won't talk to me. Yeah, they're being they won't talk to me
He tried to sorry. It's so long get here. You're on her. He tried to escape cuss that's fucking bullshit
That's bullshit
I
How do I try that because if someone's a tire-skate cuss to be that's an instant I
Appeal
That's not what happened
Your honor, please don't listen to these fucking dipshits
Yeah, these guys are only pressing half the charges because they're too scared to press the other
All right, we're charging what we have the evidence for this moment
This motherfucker looks like he stared at a clip is a fucking child
Look at this fucking idea. I very well made it all right, and that's touch a subject
So as we were trying to transport him we were talking to them all a great
You can't do this. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it.
You're gonna be so embarrassed. You're gonna fuck this all up. You're fucking doomed, buddy.
You're fucking it up right now. You look like an A was you look like an asset. You look f**k you're f**k bound.
And then you ran all the way through the cell. Basically you took a tour of the station.
Is what he was doing while.
They told me they said try to get out.
They said try to get out.
I bet you can.
I'll get a shackle, like a lanky cuff and get them to the sea.
I'll get a little bit of a hug.
Okay, all right here.
How does that sound, sir?
It has a little bit of a give.
You know, you can walk around the table.
We just want to make sure that you get your guss.
Why don't you give my cock a tug?
So that's not, we're not going to do that here.
What to do that at Gaget's top.
How's that?
Fuck you.
come on.
Fucking asshole.
All right.
Let me hear.
We're going to, we're going to cut you right here.
You got some room though.
They're an old day cop, aren't you?
All right.
I am none of those things.
I'm 31.
I can't tell you who I am.
Yeah, you are.
I know an old day cop and I see a 130.
Well, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's 31.
Hell, you should just hear it.
You might be 26.
Yeah.
I'm almost that.
Maybe
What's your name?
What is your brother? Give that gift the back
I don't know. Oh man
And we should know what's open out it. What can you tell when someone she looked really good in that we try to reach a play deal
With you, though, because these guys are unreasonable
or something. First three murder attempt. First three murder attempt. What the fuck?
Can we just approach, please?
Well, not he's any more inclined to do.
That's all the judges said.
You guys don't think they're on that.
Yes, I'm trying to. They won't look at him. They're not even coming up here.
here. I'm telling you, that guy told me he was gay and now he's trying to make it look like I'm fucking
home with Obacor something, which I think is he put me in a gay trap. He put me in a gay trap.
He put me in a goddamn gay trap, I've heard of these. It's a trap, man. You're honored. We must
to have all tried to drown.
No.
That's for you.
K-trapped.
That's a big one.
Yeah.
I heard it.
Are you one?
I'm here.
What do you want to talk about?
I'll go up here.
I just want to do his plead guilty to first
to remurter and fuck off for the rest of-
I just want to be a life for in prison.
But these people won't let it happen.
I don't know why.
That is not within the scope of what we're here.
People charge me correctly, you're on her, please.
But you okay with your defender going up before the funeral.
That's what I want.
He's trying to rehabilitate his life and take accountability for his action.
I thought we'd see each other.
You would cry and not to go back to prison.
That was different.
That was something else.
I've changed my ways.
I know that I need to.
Also I killed Rick Wades in the middle of that fucking court case.
And I told you I did that, right?
Yes, you did.
So what the fuck man?
So if it was an if it's not this, then I did another murder.
So just something to fuck up.
Do you guys have any evidence that?
Yes, they do.
Yes, yes, yes.
They do evidence.
It's entirely true.
They have evidence to keep it to me.
Please, you're on our police.
They need to press that out.
They have evidence.
Please, let them keep it to me.
I'm a guilty man, please.
It's two entirely separate situations.
No, it's all it's all about.
It's all about the separate situations.
The second situation was a result.
Why can't I just plead guilty to first agreement?
I don't fucking understand it.
Because we don't the justice system doesn't want people going out there because I did
Typically I did that but I bet there's proof man
There's no one people to admit guilt for their crime. There's literally a body in the hospital right now that will probably die
Well, I'm sorry, but it's true
You know this country was founded on freedoms, okay, and if a man who it obviously cannot control as impulses to murder
just wants to be put in prison and have his freedom taken.
What, how can I be given freedoms?
But I can't fucking take them away from myself.
What the fuck did sense is it just fucking crazy?
I think it's a right to bodily autonomy.
I believe this can't be the end of the day.
This is horseshoe.
This is a miscarriage of justice, your honor.
I don't know everything you ever said is that's how we show what we're pushing this back up
I'm guilty
Yeah, I am guilty. What we're over here for. Oh my god. I know I can't I just be guilty the first rumor
but are they just kind of that's me?
Are they showing that?
No, we would never do that because we don't have evidence.
They do have evidence, though.
Okay, the report shall be with the O.J. L.E.
Yeah, Brian, are you good to share that now?
And is it shared with me and Mike Lungian?
I'm sorry, is that?
Yeah.
Oh, what's your name, God with Blondick?
Wow, you really don't know my name?
have a name. The lack of professionalism from this group over here. It's Carter's
seasons. Thank you, sir. You are not off to a good start.
Let me take a look at the garden.
Oh, I saved that woman right there, some guy hit her with a crowbar.
Christ, reach up, I didn't hit you at the crowbar, I killed you, who did that to you when strong?
I don't know, it's not getting my people on it, my people, it's actually right now.
Hello, sir. Do you need any food and my drinks?
Yeah, I'll do okay. Oh, thank you. What do you like the ball-puller and hey?
No, I'm just asking
But do you like a copy? Yeah, I'm just socializing. I'm your pair of legal, but no, it's still big. Not even your name.
Oh, thanks.
Is that French?
No, just a moment.
I don't know.
You work all day trying to fucking get first remerter.
It's like these fucking cops aren't even care.
Oh my god, I know exactly what you mean.
I do so many jobs and then just no one really helps me out.
These cops are elchacers, obviously.
I just want fucking moves when they could just get the W and send me in forever.
Yeah, this is a unique situation.
I've never seen the defendant be the one that, you know, once said in the prosecution be the one
Well the thing is I know I'm guilty of first-degree murder, but not of anything else because I didn't fucking do all that shit that they're saying.
So I just want to make sure I'm charged correctly.
Yeah, that makes sense.
You know what I'd be judged for something that you know that cop held me down and jacked me off.
oh my god oh my god by the way Doris this is our client human man
hello human is my paralegal door you're seeing that picture of the guy in the gas mask
and the fucking comic director on him what he's all wrapped up in that yeah that's what
they did they have one of those they have one of those at the police department I swear to god
Where do you find? They put me in one of those.
Well, if you thought the cops got you off.
Wait until you see how hard Doris and I get you off.
Yeah, help me out, please.
I need charges.
Also, where did they go?
Look at them. They put me in one of those.
Ask them.
Okay, I'll be back.
That'll be, no.
Don't worry, save it for the stand.
What's this machine called you, man?
Ask them, man.
I just got put in it.
Hey guys, what's the machine called?
That's a secret.
There is no machine.
All right.
They're denying the existence of a machine.
It'll come out and trial.
I'm sorry we can see that again.
I'll watch your name.
Michael Bryant.
This is a Avery's train.
This bullshit trip, right?
They know that I'm a murderer.
I'm going to have a more witness too,
I was waiting for anyone.
We have two witnesses at the start.
We'll have a two witnesses at the time.
Are they all here?
Yes, sir.
What about you to send them?
Yeah, I've been waiting for you to meet.
Who was they calling?
We're calling the undershare and one Georgina.
Oh, see the sweet.
You want to see this, sir?
Do I go up there?
Yeah, I do.
Oh, not yet, not yet.
All right, we'll be calling human man.
man he's in a pussyman that's my son we will not be calling his son at the
time where's my son pussyman
where is he bring me pussy man they might have him and the machine right
you look know you're going to be that way when you're gone. What?
Yeah, I mean, I'm posting it. Did you know you're going to be posting it before?
Oh, I'm posting it, man. So what we came from?
Ooh. And so too shall we return.
Okay.
A-a.
Before I motion, you guys want to talk to me.
Yeah, I want to plead guilty to first-to-first-degree murder.
one and all the record that's that's not what this Ben trials about I don't give a shit
I'm allowed to fucking talk you're an asshole they're badgering my client I killed I killed
Rick Weds and I'll kill again and no one fucking cares why do you people want me to be
free on the streets we're just trying to I don't want to hurt people anymore did you
you hear the prosecution your honor, bad faith, they said we're just trying to push
charges. That's the thing you're on, okay? I'm just going to say right now, I may be
a first-degree murderer, but all this other shit they're charging me with, I'm not.
Oh, that's why we're here for giving that out. Good.
I'll stay. You have any pre-fire motions? I have, I have some. We had motion
to throw out all of the evidence.
I'm so high.
Uh, conjuncture.
It does your heart.
I need to.
I need to lie.
We don't want it in there.
Oh.
That's not good.
We don't fucking want it in there.
as you know,
so essentially they're really trying to come
to send with a murderer investigation which is really going to
connect double jeopardy against my client here they're not pulling the full
just let them do what we'll go for the investigation back in them to not
you know, fuck themselves but you know what no pre-traumptious one of
ruined their first degree murder case on me that's fine they can do that
I really need to do is, I don't know if I lose and push a full plate of charges when they have complete PC in a completed investigation.
Instead, they're just a little charge here, a sprinkle over there.
And it's sick and's a need to see the sprinkle.
That's being put into practice in our city.
I don't even know what the evidence is.
you don't charge it. All right. You're not going to be okay. We've got to be a
good. What's which one? Not guilty. Not guilty.
I absolutely not guilty not guilty. That's all they're charging me with.
What's up with the tip of the
Yeah, okay, this is great. Let's go
Yeah, there's you scared to even push anything that happened to them earlier
I've killed so much today
could at least give you a courtesy second degree murder. The state would like to
call the undershare up to the state. Bo.
Why are you booing there? What should you do?
It's just freedom of speech. You can do that.
You're on a commissar and decorum and the court. People shouldn't have rights.
Oh, that's not a dream before.
You're on it. We got it. We got someone in the audience saying to take away his rights.
can we have them removed from the squirt room?
Oh, if we do, there's what?
There's some badgering coming from the peanut gallery
about taking away my clients' rights
without due process.
I want them out of here.
How old are they, strike up, more than that?
They keep coming.
They're just around.
All right, you heard them shut the fuck up.
Now, make sure everyone that's not up
until you've flown down into your room.
Unless that was you, Moon Beam, then, hey, my bad.
I hope you're on earth. There's a man behind me.
I do that man. I'm not with another man.
Okay. Remember his face.
Remember this guy's face behind me.
It's gonna be relevant in the next few weeks.
You want to collect them on before watering?
I'll never do it.
We're calling up on the Sheriff Walker to the state.
Hey, let's come on.
I'm going on everybody.
Hey.
Your honor, can you speak up at just a bit?
I'm yelling right now.
Okay.
No sweat.
Your honor, this man behind us is a mumbling in coherent sentences under his breath.
Can you take two seats for the back please?
Okay.
Okay, let's open it so much.
I don't know what's going on here.
I'm not that way.
No, the way.
You son of a bitch.
Take him out, please.
Take him out.
Oh, what?
What are you going to kill you?
They're going to kill you.
Get out of here, man. They're going to kill you.
You're off.
Yeah, since this is a Ben Trial, we're just doing there.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
A lot of me is really in me, I'm glad.
Your honor, this man speaks of decorum, however he is a adult male wearing a hat and a government building.
The honor did not tell me to take it off, set it away.
If you want me to take it off, I would gladly take it off.
I mean that's just manners.
It's very unbecoming. I don't without the rules of the judge in front of me.
Your honor, what's the best flavor of pork runs?
I'd like to buy a few. All right, let's all. Let's say that that's solid.
Yeah, I'm just here for after keeping your hand up, I like the spicy one, too.
Oh yeah, yep.
Thank you.
You're telling me to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing about the drug hard
in the poor.
Why is it so good though?
Up to including death to help you, the great scales of justice.
Oh my god, I knew we were all people on the inside.
What do I have on the same tune?
You can start you.
What am I about?
You can't do near the first of a sermon.
Yes, please.
Okay, yeah, so I was at BCSO, I walked outside to talk to somebody.
injection there is a what in the fuck through the bank
with i don't just call for near
yes you are
oh keep going
okay all right
so a lawyer wanted to talk to me so i walk outside and then i saw a man in an orange jumpsuit
I thought the lawyer was there for him to turn out and he was unrelated.
This guy, the defendant started saying, I want to turn myself in.
I, you know, I killed people or something to that effect.
Yep.
And I was like, I was skeptical because that's kind of an usual thing.
You're just showing up in the confederate of murders.
So I worked over to investigate it and screaming and hanging out louder as I
purchased the trunk of white two-door sports car and bombed for the BTSO.
So I popped the trunk open and I late at the time in the morning today a
fell out of it.
She was injured pretty freely.
the call for medics. And then this the guy in the orange jumps to you still is like
I want to you know oh my god. I want to turn myself in and I did all these horrible things.
And so you know eventually you can be convinced because I said well is there physical
evidence of all this and he's like yeah and you know I'd plan to interrogate him and show him
or or see if he'd show me where. Anyway, I tell him to put his damn hands up and guess what I mean this fucking silly goose was this.
I mean, I said, he wants a jar of self in and then all of a sudden he gets cold feet. I mean, what in the hell?
So anyway, I say put your damn hands up. He started to feel a little more afraid. It seemed.
don't mind that outside that's I think that's the man's burning on a drive
that ain't called me a bitch by the way didn't know it could be
that's not no objection relevant
yeah so anyway and then he started he worth this against our front end he goes to
car and hotwires that in front of me and then he gets to the road on her
60 you get that is like you know what I do I want to give I want to turn myself in
So I try to put in the cups again and he persists again. I couldn't believe it
Now it all in for a long time so we've all got him across the Abdi Addi Addi Addi
We got an interrogation I went to the hospital. Oh, oh, oh, oh, skipped over a crucial part
That's about it
Classic cops
taking a statement at the hospital.
That statement's not in the report provided to me in my client today.
Oh my god. Absolutely owned.
Good job. Good job.
We attach one. We attach one. We attach one. We attach one.
Oh, they were number three nine oh four.
Oh, they did it. In report reference.
We don't have that.
Do they have access to that?
No, they don't.
They don't have access to three nine oh four.
You fucked them!
Oh no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, you fucked them on that one.
Absolutely fucked.
She's why you were waiting to try it.
Yes, she is.
Okay.
Um, yeah.
I mean, you can't make sure that the scenery plot was
and all that getting to them.
They don't have that, they had no chance of looking at it.
I'm letting that go now.
Nice. That's why we get lawyers.
Nice. Nice.
Devastating blow.
Look at him, he doesn't even know what to say.
Yeah, I'm kind of speechless right now. He's panic.
I mean, why don't you give me a second?
Let me just let me just shake in my god you all
No, she won't have what my it's a know that she'll testify to the same. Yeah, she won't we have a twist
This twist is gonna blow the fucking tip of your dick out of your balls
to pray out there. Yeah. Motion to just give me first to remurter.
Fuck you! Fuck! I'm going to hear him out.
That's just messed up. You're all in your room.
Try preaching it out with all 50 minutes before I call it.
Oh, okay.
Okay, I only have two questions. So you try to, you try to arrest him and he resists the cup.
I'm sorry, okay, that wasn't a question. He's testifying. Boom.
I'm going to ask you to answer it.
Yeah, I mean, it wasn't all right.
Yes.
I'm going to take off.
I'll see you next question.
So the thing you're going.
All right, the state has no question.
Oh, my God.
Carter, you're the best attorney.
Oh, my God.
Carter, you're actually the best attorney.
that's you're better than Johnny cocking yeah holy shit
familiar with his body over okay uh I don't come on up here we go
I'm sorry I'm just adjusting and I see here we go
oh them oh no guarder
I could get those Chevy players but don't look too comfortable
kill the kill her like I killed the person on top of the damn
Please don't do that. I'm not playboy. Yeah, let's not do that
Before we start I bad blood between you two
Yeah, I was all okay. I fired him. Yeah, I fired him. Oh my god
The way better lawyer than he is the cop. I'll give him that. Okay. You go Cardo
He's got motion you fucking ass
He does, he does, and all this day, I'm glad he's back to his normal self.
You're the person who scared me away from being my normal self.
No, no, that wasn't me, you dumb fuck.
What the boy, be here.
Come on, come on.
The doctor questions, please.
I always wanted you to be you.
You know, deep down, it wasn't me.
Let the boy live.
you say that my client, not lawyer to car, can you describe this vehicle, please?
Yeah, it was a white corridor that I did not get to see how such a picture of later.
Oh, there's no car.
Carter, there's no photo inevitably.
Nope, it's just my testimony.
Carter, are in front of me.
Dude, you're owning her.
So what is this?
So what is this photo and evidence then of a white food or a cook with a red racing strike?
Yep, that's the car that the gal popped out of the trunk in.
Did you see my client in that vehicle?
I didn't, but she and her statement to me stated that that was the vehicle he was bringing her around in.
Nope.
Do you feel that my client is a murderer?
Yes.
I don't care.
God damn you.
you just say yes because you know for for a charge like murder he might be
going away for at least a year that's a heavy charge. Yeah I'll check your
relevant. Yeah about the day. Now this is how I'm going somewhere. Yeah I
I used to put that one in a question.
There's the process.
So this room, I'm sorry, were you up in Paris?
I'm sorry, what's the key to offering me?
I'm a murderer.
I mean a lot to you.
There's a year of Carter.
Carter, this is mean nothing.
Objection relevant.
Now, where's the room?
No further questions.
But that piece should not go up to bees.
I got a question.
the map. Yeah, I mean, we belong to the, I got it. Are you a
sub goddess sick fuck? I'm, I get no better. Relative.
That and us, we all know this is relevance yet or not, you're
underliped, continue with this wine. You are, aren't you?
What's the question? Are you sub goddess sick fuck? I mean, we all are
aren't we in our own ways? I mean, we're all sick in this world, sick,
It's all twisted, everyone's fucked up this attorneys obviously a great man. Why would you fire him?
Terrible cop. I
Don't believe that
I mean
You come the way it's on that good
Why I'm jetting feet on
I'm objecting to the response
Here's a
I knew she heard it from someone else and now she's saying it I thought it's from like
do you that's what she thought about it are you saying someone told you that well the
facts aren't in evidence anyways so what's the depth of that we went again
Winners. Winners. Winning side. Yeah. I'm taking that off and you have any other questions.
Defendant. Nope. No we're all good. Yeah. We've obviously won here. How can I get charged with a car that doesn't exist?
that's an easy way
you're really fucked up letting this guy go
I can't get everyone okay what's in that all witnessed
they call that Georgina it's true we're doing a great job
we'd still have a lot right now yeah please clap for her yeah she needs
very brave of you man very brave oh yeah
It's quite like they don't want to get it though.
I just like senior.
That woman's alive.
Yep, I'll put you hand up and hand.
Yep.
Do you understand the script that you would tell the truth?
The whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Under the pain and apologies.
up to include in depth to help you the last rental dance
squash.
Uh, yes.
And that's the other thing else you want to learn.
You have anything else you want to learn?
Um, no, I think that's pretty throw me in.
Yep.
Okay.
Going into the last house, dance those dance
squash, dance squash.
I'll be going to call it.
Okay, so you asked some questions for you.
Sash swanch
Now I can't fucking say it
You are she doing an narrative as well
Do you want to do one?
Yes, please
Do you want to do another?
or fucking charge. I can't get a fucking direct question. I'm gonna just go take a dick, put it up my fucking ass.
Well, that you're on the top over there, the old one watches because I know he's fucking like it.
He told me he told me earlier that he was a gay man.
I mean, that's nothing wrong with that.
No, I know. I used it as a way to identify him.
But he twisted it in some sort of insults. He's gay-baited me.
I've heard of what's before. Yeah, he did. I've heard of this. Yeah, I've heard of this before.
You're on a murder business.
I mean, you want to correct questioning with this witness?
We've already got it on there.
We all they gave someone an option there to have a lunch.
You know, that one person doing that, that person doing it.
Either they all do it or they'd men do it.
So, as you can do in the out of it, I respect you, you're on her. Thank you.
I'm sick in the head and no one will get me to help. I need in the city.
Do you think I want to go around murdering people? No, I don't. Yeah.
I'm begging you, Your Honor. Please, God. Please shoot me in the head. Please.
Someone has to kill me. Please, if someone has a gun, pull out a gun and kill me. I will die. I promise you,
I'll die. Don't do that. I need to be put down like I was like, I'm a rabbit dog.
I don't want to live like this anymore. I don't want to hurt people. I feel so bad for him. Please put me down put me down
If someone has a gun, please shoot me in the head. I'll put my hands up even I will die. I will die right now. Please kill me
You're on a new case.
It's windy, right?
What the fuck?
This is bullshit.
You can start, please.
Do it, let's take the shot.
Take the shot, man.
Oh, yeah.
This takes the shot.
Yeah.
This takes a shot. Yeah, like I was at my source. Look on the water where you can buy the best we by the way
And we got bonks now pretty cool. She come hit it sometimes
But I've been hitting that bog man pretty hard and um, oh
Yeah, the orange guy
He came into my shop and I thought some of those orange guys earlier and they're real cool. They hit the bog
There he goes. There's other orange guys
And you look like I need she said that she's been getting high all day and so I
the orange guys. Yeah, we had a friend of mine. Also, I was a little concerned. I knew
you would guys staying there. Maybe I'd never have any room in it. And I was just
kind of looking for it. You scared out the sword because I had been there all day.
That was hard. So I got in the truck and everything was chill. I was like
I mean I was running over. She just said that she got in the trunk willingly.
Oh yeah, I probably should told you she got in the trunk willingly.
And then I get out of the trunk and this guy there and I remember this guy. I mean he
I I interviewed him at Soke on the water and he stopped a stupid outfit and I told him he had to
to see it out, but he didn't like that. But he wanted to buy another thing on like why
didn't want to hire him, you know, it's like dude, you got to see it out that way.
Like I don't like it, and I don't want my customer to see and someone just like you
will be there. Why they moving like that, you know? Why they're just moving?
And I'm like, oh, um, what's this about? And he's like, I got a hurt you or some shit or,
I don't know, some kind of threatened. I was like, no, can you not? And then he's like, yeah,
have to. And so I start running and I scream, I see a cop car, I run towards that cop car.
So that guy, he's caught up with me. I got short length. And he knocked me down with the crowbar.
It hurts.
Ask her if I'm the guy she's referring to.
I can the trunk is his point. I'm throwing off the old dark again.
And then the trunk is still in and I see a cop in a doctor. So I'm just, I don't know, one of you right.
And they helped me in, um, yeah, now I'm here.
Okay, do your questions.
What the hell is going on over here?
So you were saying that you were fucked up with the crowbar.
Yeah, uh, let me have for the promo.
Thanks.
This weird outfit guy, what did he look like?
Oh dear, he's got a few to doubt lately.
And he hasn't changed it.
Like things I gave him an interview like a month ago.
Oh, what the heck?
Yeah, he's wearing things to put out, but every day it looks like it's got like
swimming goggles on.
Um, just like bucket hat, uh, backpack,
overall in like every color choice is like bright, very fucking bright.
Like me on blue and green, like a horrible dude.
He looks like he got like dressed.
Yeah, I know some of you choose.
First thing I can't remember.
And he like shows some outfit.
And his mom was like, you know what?
I think you're you're good.
And like she passed them for some reason.
And then he got made fun of like.
I do know Snoop.
He changed, but nobody liked that one.
We're on first day basis.
I tried to help him.
Did someone pay for me $3?
Definitely, though.
For food.
I can't buy anything with $3.
Oh, yeah, I got in.
Oh, you just got it.
Yeah, that dude in the orange suit.
Yeah.
He will be like,
Can someone get in the trunk and pretend to be dead. I'll like
All right
You go your honor. She got in on her own
Maybe these fucking cops would invest a game and just charge me with first-degree murder
Maybe they would just fucking charge me with first-degree fucking murder when I have to worry about all this shit
So uh I
Can we have a genic gallery quiet down shut the internet down
Sorry about that. I'm gonna say something all these bootlickers on the cops side makes me sick
But I'm saying fucking even if the cops are right. They're always wrong. You know what I mean?
They're probably a bunch of policians, man
Yeah, that's a can get this done.
All cops are Brad.
Go bad.
That's the way you're allowed to do that.
You're allowed to do that for the time being.
Yes.
Thank you.
Go on.
All right.
All right, Ms. Dordine.
Yeah.
Fuck the police.
Okay, can he give me 10th or something?
I mean, this is ridiculous.
Who took that?
The guy with the bandana over there
The guy with the bandana cowboy hat
You don't have to take that
Hey, hey, sir just get out, please. You don't have to take that
Did I send us to the right person
You don't need to take it.
Me
You need a rage hand from the sheet right now
Look man, I'm here to support. Okay. I'm not contenting
Good dumplings and the don't end for time the end. Yeah, do you know sing me for us?
Why is it so worried about this guy when they got a fucking witness on our sand?
Yeah, really? You got a wooden set.
Yes, can we place the boat over it?
Please, please.
No, no, I'm almost sitting down.
He's talking to you, cops, please leave.
He's not talking to us, sir.
T.T. He's getting bullied like a fucking sausage.
T.T.
He's getting bullied like a fucking sausage.
Oh.
All right, there you go.
Okay.
Is your bully like a fucking substitute teacher?
You're the opposite. You can call down there.
This is 92 could I have a 77 here at the courthouse to give a man contempt
You have to talk about me you got a shoot these cops here, man. You have to shoot
We're giving you contempt man. You got to do it
They're gonna think you're a bitch. I'm gonna leave
No, you're not leaving man put your hands up. No, you know what you have to do
Oh my god, what's happening, help you guys. I'm not a cop anymore. I can't help you guys.
The guy who is in the orange.
It's under him. Go. Get out of here. Go.
I'm comfortable. I'm comfortable. I'm comfortable with the dust.
Look, do you not move? I'm a human.
You would have to make them uncomfortable.
All right, I'm gonna try
Don't
Yeah, John, copy, but if you do anything funny you're dead
If you do anything funny, but I just want to make it clear for the court
I would say that this man with a gun is telling me to leave
Is that a W? Yeah, let's mark that as a W mods.
Don't fucking chop this out, Hans. What do you mean? I'm gonna go kill somebody at the time.
Talking about me, I'm gonna go fucking kill someone at the dam right now.
How it ends.
It doesn't add to Laman on first agreement.
Rigged. What do you mean rigged? That's obviously a W.
as
man those guys hate the cops are
awesome
Hell.
Do that before restart as crazy?
Oh, that may have just broken a rule.
Yeah, that's a rule break.
Band? Yeah, they might catch a band for that one.
I actually probably want a band, I'm for that.
But I have full faith in the admins to do whatever the fuck they want. I don't really care. I would probably just be like, eh, come on guys. Let's uh, let's lock it in a little bit
Come on you egg them on. Oh, I see it's actually my
Okay, yeah, let's do that
No, oh
I get it. It's actually my fault
of
this is happening in the one else or is it weird that
if you ever notice out everything's always mindful
maybe it's it maybe it is me man maybe it fucking is me I don't know
maybe I am just a fucking piece of shit
you know, if ever where you stop smells like shit, right?
You know what I mean?
Vane yourself.
All right, I'm not playing tomorrow because I'm banned.
There you go, I'm gonna bet myself.
So far.
So far, awareness is priceless.
I mean, I agree, I'm ready to admit that it's actually my fault.
That's anything bad that's ever happened to my phone.
Man, me, it's your fault.
You know what, maybe I'll just shut the server down tomorrow, just to teach me a lesson.
the
even i love it i'm taking responsibility for not a
one
I would have been a just about to turn on.
Let's be a cool. I don't know if anyone's ever made an interior for this.
You know, Mr. 15k hours here. I don't think I've ever been up here.
I
Ha
It's kind of weird when you go to a part of the map that you've ever that you've never been to despite playing the game so much
I don't think I've ever fucking been here
For GTA 5 someone made something for everything
Yeah
I really usually the three modelers will make shit they know that'll sell you know
Thanks for your mission.
Then in bother with some of the new nodes, this is gonna pop in the water.
Remember this is Penta's World.
you guys are just fucking living in it here. I'm literally God.
I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. I'm allowed to do this.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't figure that out, God damn this is a wall, man.
It's great!
That's crazy.
Bitch!
Let's pour cops out and experience the fucker trial.
Yeah.
I am guilty of first degree murder.
Lock me up.
That's awesome.
Oh, man.
Oh my god, we have 400 pending apps.
I'm going to tell these motherfuckers in the app review channel.
I'm going to start taking prior if they don't get on it.
Drop job.
Recheck the leader board.
She's done five apps.
Dendi has done two.
Why did they, why the fuck did they even offer to help?
funny. Then we can't read. He's just Scottish dude. He's not that he can't read.
Just accept every out. That's a good idea.
that was pretty epic those two taking over the courtroom
yeah I don't know why they did that but they did
I don't know why they did that but but boy did they
over to the building build out cost in GGA what are you asking like an MLO
cheaper than clothing I'll fucking tell you that
the
odds of the commino still being there
as you know
That should go on going
This is not like boy we didn't have 14 can
We will though I can feel it
Why, why, I don't look you.
Why?
Surveyor told me to hold the cops of my band.
Listen.
Oh, he's not the fuck man. I tell people do shit all the time
Will you guys trying to fucking Charles man's in me? Oh, he told us to do it
Let's look up
I had to tell me to use my time and I didn't. There you go.
I'm going to try crack this weekend because I'm trying to tell me to.
I mean, it's worth a shot.
I mean, you see what all the hopes about, you know?
I bet you could just do a little bit and be fine.
of
the
the show you're an insurance company
now we don't have that instead of after
six hours they just tell you what's out so you have to go get it
Ah, unless it wasn't poundin', which I guess it was.
Why? Couldn't it fucking tell you?
and
this is a pretty good stream to add to
the
of
She knew I was gonna die because of you.
He's fine. What are you talking about?
I bet Saturday's room is gonna be even better. Oh.
Am I gonna restead to all that thing with Seer?
Now I'll ask him.
I'm sorry I'm bad on Saturday.
to
be taken all of the man I've had myself
PTO. It's not PTO. I have a fucking meeting with the devs, man.
Just because I'm not streaming doesn't mean I'm not doing things.
You know, more things. It's work. I gotta do it.
the
sucks man but you know if we want shit to go smooth
I can't just never meet with the devs again you know what I mean
got to do it
being with the devs takes all day i think not
okay how many gta are a piece of risk of you man
listen i tell you well buddy don't tell me how to run my server and i won't tell you how to put fries and bags okay
I don't know if I can do it like that.
There we go.
Don't tell me how to run my wildly successful GTA. The formula is working.
E
Yikes, I don't care.
Fuck off.
Amitting is two minutes of stop now man we have weekly 2 hour meetings in those are
things in those are never enough time ever
they're just fucking uh...
we got to do a long one so we can uh... figure out what's going on
to
and
talk about bringing back the president's game we those we are i mean if that wasn't obvious
like you don't get teleported back unless it's a hot you know
so yeah we're like we're gearing up for that because i kind of like president's games i think they're cool
just tell the devs to make a good server
They need guidance from me and I know some of you guys are gonna lash out and get angry and be like he doesn't need to take the time off
But I'm telling you I do
Tell you I do
But I can't fucking win right
Either people either bitch and cry that like I'm not fucking you know
You know, oh, why isn't he, why isn't he doing more behind the scenes with the devs or people a bit you're glad that I'm not three of it.
You know what I mean? I can't fucking win.
Damn, if you do, damn, if you don't.
You already won. You know what I really have, haven't I?
you
you need to understand that you're a big part of our day
okay well you need to understand that chase our p is a big part of my life it's my baby
I love this server
What would be honest this this is probably gonna be a monthly thing
I think once a month I'm gonna have to take an extra day off to just go over the server
with the devs because like I said these these two-hour weekly meetings it just is not
cutting it which is and of having too much shit we have to talk about you know
but I'll probably I'll probably start to plan it for Thursdays I think
Thursdays are typically kind of slow days for me anyways
You
Or the noirlers
The orlers are the people that complain the least about me taking time off to do shit. It's always the motherfuckers that just sit in here and catch gifted songs
It's almost like the people that are successful and have disposable income understand that sometimes you have to prioritize things, you know?
I thought that was a garage against the top.
of
a demand you should constantly
to
try to fix for the ten gifted songs for sure that
you got a piece of the off
quantity over quality
It's not even like that. It's just you know, I'm I'm ahead of this fucking thing now and I mean they just they need my guidance
You know
and
and it's part of the flea note
and leave the my car here
what are those
uh...
uh... under sheriff knows she was mentioning some about the earlier that we were
they were attacked earlier to buy
like some asshole
I'm out of here.
I don't know much about that.
It does, so what the fuck are these?
These are work trucks help facilitate some stuff at the quarry.
What's going on at the quarry?
The labor camps, right?
Oh, yeah!
Did the Chinese finally get that sort of?
Yeah, the Chinese.
They've all that happened in Larson, the governor.
In my self-pumps and heads, there's a notice out there.
And I'll tell you what, criminals are freaking out.
out. What's the notice? Check out if you
notice it's called finds to mines act. Okay. Yeah give it a
gander. See I already have anxiety. They made a major wall
without me being involved. You see what I mean? I'm freaking out.
What the fuck is this gonna be?
I'll see what it is.
This is the fucking normal.
Ah!
Alright, I'll see what it is.
Finds to mines.
Dashboard.
to the
pay your fines are become a minor
notice
This campus is open to any person to visit, well, personal, or available.
Okay.
Outstanding criminal funds may be repaid through a supervision, supervised labor at the
San Andreas Correctional Labor Quarry.
This labor will forgive criminal funds and per-petuity, per-petuity.
The campus should only operate while supervised.
So this is fun.
Now this is fun, perpetuity, nailed it.
So this is fun.
You, so mechanically, you can go in there
and start bussett of rocks whenever you want.
There's no, there's,
mechanically, there's not a limitation there.
Why might you want to do that?
Don't know, find out in RP.
But legally, yes, it does have to be under supervision.
I don't know if there's any facility all the time or the
Part of corrections law enforcement may also we might need a Department of Corrections sooner than later. We should hit up crown
She's she's the best that ever do it in my opinion
Persons who have 2,000 or more in fines where the oldest fine is over in a week
maybe compelled in a mandatory labor person, maybe located in a day for labor.
Or, be compelled upon any arrest.
A prison sentence for any crime, requiring,
Remanding, requiring, remaining to state prisons will have the sentence extended by 10 months per every 5,000.
Trying to think of I like this.
I guess so I was thinking more along the lines if we can only force them to do an hour of labor a day.
Um...
Sleep on it?
Yeah, I mean it doesn't matter, all right, we can go over tomorrow.
You prefer to limit like that?
to
make it so bounty hunters fuck doing bounty hunters i just i cannot be
two to please man
there's no point in doing bounty hunters it's just shit the cops can do
yes bounty hunter rp is just copper people without being a cop i i just i didn't
really see the point of it on onix. I don't see the point of it here.
I guess if this is an alternative to prison, Tessa.
I'm a I also have to communicate this after to because I don't want it to come off as weird
if it's not something people hate they'll never pay their fines off well I don't think they're going to necessarily hate it
It's just, I don't want to force somebody to do it if they're wanting to go offline, you know.
Hey Tesla.
Test a test of.
Do we know where Tesla is?
I was just with her at the DMV.
I'm trying to figure this out.
Oh, moderate you.
Hey, where you up?
Coming back up to the department to ball duty.
Okay, I'm popping them off, it's real quick.
I guess we could just do this all the same.
I really need to get it doesn't say that.
I don't see anything in here that says they have the choice too, which is kind of what I was
Imagine
Says they maybe compelled into mandatory labor
Because yeah, I mean if somebody gets a 300 month sentence
Are we really gonna make them fucking mind rocks for 300 months?
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
I don't know, dog.
I think that's a bit much.
It's a play.
It's not written like that.
What's the point of this otherwise?
You don't see a middle ground between what's the point of even having this and okay you have to do this for 300 hours
or 300, you know, fucking two and a half hours.
You know, you don't see a middle ground there.
Just a little bit, then fuck it.
What's the point?
Oh, fuck it. What's the point?
Looking good, Sheriff. Looking good.
Hey, so I'm trying to figure this out.
Is there like a maximum amount of time
that we can make a work?
It's a good question, Sheriff.
Okay, and this says a prison sentence for the crime, requiring
remaining to the state prison, you know, my 10 months for every 5,000.
So, I mean, do we have a place we're getting at sea fines?
No, but we might tomorrow.
Okay, so if someone gets 300 months, this essentially says we can make them work in there for 300 months.
Plus, it plus more.
That's that. Okay.
Oh yeah.
Now we're going to put people to work.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, alright, that sounds good.
All right, yeah, that sounds great.
So, okay, all right, well, let's just see what happens here.
Sounds good, Sheriff.
All right, did you get anyone in there yet or?
Well, you know, so not yet.
Okay, why not?
Why don't I?
Well, Dan, if, you know, we got these work trucks to help facilitate the work.
And while there's been such a stir about it, we've had people here all day trying to blow
up those trucks.
Is that right just fucking blowing them up, huh?
Well, then if they get caught, then they're gonna, that's more than that, though, right?
Wait, people are mad because they got to pay their fines?
Yes, and someone with you with a bulldozer trying to tear our whole building down.
Oh, Jesus, where did this get announced?
On social media from the DOJ account.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, we've had people try to, uh,
to our building down Bluffer vehicles and, um,
the entire south side is finding together and, um,
Red Forty said he'd do a terrorism to stop it from opening.
He said he'll, he'll find grenades and every time it's being supervised
and open, he'll throw them over the, uh,
crest of the hill down onto people working.
Well, that's, well, why would they need to get blown up?
I wouldn't be the cops, he'd want to blow him.
I told him he's probably going to be
blowing up his own gang members.
And he said, yeah, well, you know,
he doesn't think that far ahead most of the time.
So if someone, for example, gets 300 months.
And they're like, you know, I kind of just want
to sleep this one off.
The way this is written is that.
OK, that's not what this says, though.
Well, where's the confusion, though?
because I'm sure Laura's could adjust it.
So, so this is mandatory.
This is mandatory labor.
Let's see here.
Yeah, maybe you can paled in a mandatory labor.
Yeah, I think that's for the people,
not necessarily that are already in prison,
but the people that have outstanding
fines just to fill their paid off.
You know, I do agree though.
It does seem insane that there isn't some sort of limit,
you know.
Yeah, this seems to be tied up,
or else we're gonna have deputies working people
for 500 hours and they're gonna die
and we're gonna get sued.
You know?
I've had people asking me, you know,
Do we have to provide?
Are you okay?
He's choking you up.
We thought of this, huh?
I'm out the end of that.
What the hell's wrong with you?
Why was the momma and Sarah?
What's wrong?
What the fuck happened?
What happened?
Just you know, you just everything's blowing up and
you know all the pressure of
I've read what a shave my head, skin to me.
She's got to take it easy.
Look, I'm going to open that place up tomorrow because obviously it's got to be supervised.
I'm going to open up tomorrow and when I do,
And when I do, there are three gangs this city that want to capture me to take various
body parts over my hair.
So I'll have a plan.
You're trying to shoot.
I'm going to check out what the other one on over the quarry.
I have a body double.
Okay.
Alright, Justin.
Okay.
That's good idea.
Yeah.
That's a good idea.
I think you should do that.
You really think so?
I think that's a good idea.
I think you should do that.
You're really think so?
I think that's a good idea.
You're not just saying that?
No.
You're not just saying that?
No, I'm not.
What have I ever just said things?
Let's see, what's the budget looking like?
Oh, wait, what the fuck?
How do we have all this money?
Um, well, I shook my ass through the governor again.
Like really hard this time.
And he put, he gave us more money.
Really, fuck is he getting all this money?
Taxes are coming through.
Hey, look at that, okay.
Yeah, well, and also
So with the fear of force labor, it turns out a lot of these people did in fact have money laying around in the cave.
Yeah.
So the city's pretty flush with cash for the moment.
And I went to the city hall and shook my ass for the governor.
Hard.
I got to say I do like this bit about 10 months extended per every 5,000.
but
yeah, we should probably have some sort of work
limit. Yeah, some kind of limit.
All right, that sounds good.
Okay, thanks, Sheriff.
I'll talk to the lawyers. We'll get a time to.
Yep. Sounds good. I'll see you.
Yeah, pretty good, but I think if that this probably definitely
needs like a, you can only make people work for an hour.
or else here's the thing these fucker cops will go out there and make
southside or sit in there for eight hours. They actually will do that.
So yeah that's not that's not ideal. I think it also needs to be good
in truth see man. Oh yeah yeah there's good RP potential. This is like
great RP. I love this. This is going to be such fucking good RP potential.
This is going to be very good. Very good shit. I love this idea. I love this is a way to, is a solution for fines.
I really do. It's good. Does it, does it have any to be supervised kind of counteract that though?
Explain.
to
explain
I think this is good.
It's good.
Yeah, we just need, like I said,
it just needs to be a one hour limit.
It just needs to be a one hour limit,
and I also think that it needs to be very clear
that they can choose to do this or go to prison.
You know what I mean?
I would say, because it doesn't matter.
And if they walk out of prison, just get them out,
you know, just get them right when they get out.
If I had to guess they won't make them do it for eight hours because they'll have to sit
for eight hours.
Okay, so you've never been on a real place server in your life on.
You really think there aren't cops on the force that will make gang members sit there
for eight hours and break rocks.
You're telling me that right now, you actually believe that, or are you being a contrarian?
Do you actually believe that, or do you just want to play the devil's advocate?
that's what I'm guessing he's saying
or you're saying he's saying you're guessing he's saying that
no they will they will
they will do that these cops are fuckers
but they don't be good I'm excited
I'm excited for the mines for the mines open.
I think this is going to be a good way to settle that RP.
You know what I mean?
Do you think making an option that mining can reduce either jail time or finds could work?
No.
No, I don't.
I mean, I guess I, of course, it could work, but it just doesn't make any sense, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's going to be good, I'm excited.
This is a good solution for fines.
When no pixel did the whole debt prison, I know people fucking hated that.
I think the best implementation would be would be to have hours of operation with the
science supervisors.
I mean, that'll probably just happen in RP naturally, I imagine.
People need incentives to actually pay fines, but force slave RP might not be well-received.
What?
I mean, what's the difference between making them go to prison and making them go to the jail,
or making them go to the mines?
This is what they do, IRL.
Yeah, man.
This happens in real life.
I mean, where they can't log off.
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
No, I agree with that.
We can't tell people you can't log off.
And typically, you know, it's not unusual for people to log off.
When they go to prison, I do, yeah, I agree with that.
But, yeah.
people to work for money is basically slavery. Brother, you are forced to work for money.
That's the joke.
You are forced to work for money.
But also, I mean, here's the thing, like it's optional.
Like people can just pay their, but yes, you're right, we do have to, like people will
have to pay their fines one way or another.
I think this is a good way to do it, you know?
Most servers just say, okay, you just can't buy anything now,
get fucked and then it will really offer any real opportunity
to make money.
But I mean, I'm just thinking like, if it's either
they have to sit in jail for an hour or they go to the mines
for an hour and they work their fucking bets off,
I mean, what the fuck is the difference?
You know what I mean?
What's actually the difference?
Who gives a fuck at that point, right?
Also, I've always thought the best way to do prisoner R.P.
would be to take them out of the prison.
You know what I mean?
Because then there's still R.P. potential there.
They could get broken out.
You know what I'm saying?
They can get broken out there.
Oh, and there's also some things
that they might find in those rocks, perhaps, perhaps.
This seems like great R.P. does this mean no one ever goes
that for crime so that part confuses me. Well, so I think the idea, at least in my mind, is that
if there's an hour-long cap on them working there, you know what I'm saying, they work off
some other debt and then they're released with some remaining debt. Type shit, you feel what I'm saying,
dog? It also might be easier for me to have this conversation when it's not too fucking 40 in the
the morning and I've been streaming for 10 and a half hours. But let's just see what happens.
I mean, it sounds like some good RPs already coming from it. I liked that the gangs are
rebelling against it. I think that's awesome. This, it sounds like there's some good RP coming
from this already. You know, it's going to be sick, I think. Yeah. They heard for the minds.
Alright, we'll see how it goes Sunday. Sunday, I'll probably do a lot of rangler because I want
want to make people work the minds. So that's going to be cool. All right, no stream tomorrow.
I'll see you guys someday. Love you, but if you want to be mad at me, that's fine. I don't
get your shit. Be mad at me, but also be happy that the server is going so well. Okay? All right.