What's going on early early.
Yes.
30 minutes early.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Early boy.
Guys and I am ready
I'm ready to get right into it actually early watch this
Watch this I
Take a look at something to the mines
I'm excited to do. I'm excited to get the whole server full of miners man. This is gonna be good
It's gonna be great
What do we got here?
Goal again!
The six is up in fan art discord.
Fan art?
Definitely good.
Yeah?
Well, well.
Big plans.
Stay tuned.
Stay tuned.
Big plans, big, big plans guys, 405 pending apps.
Sift out the apt town is on him leak please.
Nope, won't do it.
Not leaking.
What's coming out very good stuff.
Is there a bail here today for Bobcats Pro-De-Jay?
Probably not.
I will say though,
the court case for Michael Knight,
who's not Jordan Seale, got dropped
and I did not know that.
Yeah, and I did not know that playing Wrangler today, Pep W and your band Wrangler today,
Pep W and your band. Look at that. I think that's how I'm just going to start handling
that. Yeah, because I really, because I really want to be surprised, you know what I mean?
For anything that's happening, you know, scatter. Yeah, I'm just, I'm kind of over it. You know
I mean I kind of you know what I mean yep those are permanent bands to ouch maybe
they'll have three dollars you know what I mean
Snoo today playing jerk make today
Do I need some halls I need some balls
I know honestly, this is probably four years too late, but I was thinking about it before stream and I was like, you know, I
Think I'm just gonna start
Banning the in silly into stream peppers. I think that's done man. I kind of want to
uh, be- I kind of want to figure out about things naturally, you know?
I didn't build this server just to have things immediately spoiled by people, you know what I mean?
Fuck, that's- now it's done.
Pept too close to the sun? I mean, it's been like four years, man.
It's been four years, you know?
GP with five.
five you know what I mean so no more peps I would say use them wisely but
immediately being like hey pet to any any Wrangler day pep w my bad oh G said
five minutes into the stream and also here's the thing my activity feet is
broken on OBS so I don't even know who donated that to unban you so I so that
so that's a double yeah yeah that's double bad
but I didn't want to play but I am excited to play Wrangler today yeah I
I don't even know who, I guess, uh, just banned, unbanned, whoever did that.
I just, why, I just don't understand.
Why can't you fucking people just let me find out about shit?
I just, I don't get it.
You know what I mean?
Is it just, is it just, like, just the desire to just feel like you're superior?
You know what I mean?
I know something you don't know.
That has to be it, right?
Yeah.
What the man find out?
What's- I mean what the hell's wrong?
Eh, come on, come on!
It was just a funny-
Oh, okay.
To be honest, it's always PepW with Wranglers.
It's always PepW with Wrangler.
Yeah, but you know, but then I'm like-
It's like I'm anticipating it, man.
Like, I hate when I fucking go to log in-
Or when I start my stream
and there's some crazy shit happening
and my entire chat is PepWs.
I'm just like, God fucking dammit, like, get-
Why can't I have anything, man? Fuck!
Please!
You know?
Isn't every time you log in, no!
No, when things are actually happening, it's- it's actually worse.
Alright, what's up, chap?
What's going on?
Hey.
It will be a very good RP day. I don't even know what the fuck is happening, which is great for me
I
Love that
Sun is shining
That W I don't want to know I know but like dude when people come in here. Do you am I overreacting?
I feel like when people come in here to spoil shit. It kind of ruins the fun for me, you know
I'm not sick. I've probably sneezed 40 times since I woke up. So I don't know what the
fuck it is, but my allergies are not. I took, I took a clarity and I might throw a Benadryl
on top of that I might get all bennyed out
Rob makes crossing disgusting and negotiating for the release of rally
what rally really been using has a bad gun point inside her own vehicle right
now ten four make sure you shoot the people who have her held up
I
Question all right. She's getting out. The suspect is also getting out
Fire I'm being used. I'm picking a picture
Okay
But he's fixing his aim right now
Okay
He wants $5,000
Yeah, welcome.
Yeah, benign his requester.
Tell him I got it, and I'll take it to the bank.
Why don't you just hand him the money?
Is it just him?
It's just him, yes.
All right, listen to me. Break.
Give him the money, the second he puts down his gun to take the money, blow his head off.
Thanks for what I will transmit that to Robniz to his currently negotiating.
There you go.
How many strength to negotiate?
There you go
Whatever it doesn't matter just blow us out off the second again
Oh Jesus Christ, I'm on the way.
behind you we're behind the hangar is here
move out slash urgent where amination
I just a blue book slash engine alright 78 ammunition I'm off duty I'm in a black
El Camino
but I'll show up to shoot somebody
that's cool
Jesus man
fucking sheriff having to come in off duty to blow someone's head off
this bullshit or awesome
be careful on the crossfire
All right
Happy Sunday, right you got a great soap not to fight two times in the area of math man
So like anyone from entering the scene hope I'm doing good. I'm feeling great man good deaf meeting
We got some good shit planned
When we're in the area, but we're not gonna get involved you guys. Um happy black history month. Hey look at that
Rob, but something on the ground, but we don't know what it is.
You know, Black History Month, it's fine and everything, but personally, I think we should
talk more about Black Future.
You know what I mean?
Let's talk more about that.
That's what's important.
Thank you.
All right.
No, not the wrapper. God damn it.
Tonya, whoa. He didn't say that.
Wait, what? What happened?
Open fire.
What the fuck happened?
What the fuck?
You know what let me go back
You still don't know
You dude there's no point in telling to kill her anything because she'll just ignore it and then just do whatever she wants
I could take no one for a treat
There's actually no point
There's actually no point
Crash out at full box crash out at full box suspect has her gun taser and multiple other items vehicles crash
I'm not gonna be on foot somewhere. We got him up on foot here. He's got a gun in hand. There's your chest him down. Kill him
We're trying to get a busy be right now run around a building
Get it freeway up down
Kill him open fire
Good shot, let's me over here don't shoot me
Where are you to kill her
What's your funny, sir, I'm gonna come yeah, I'm gonna come you up to you
You're on Sinner Street?
Alright, I'm on the way.
Jesus.
Do you not look before you open your damn door?
My apologies, sir.
What happened?
I told you to give the guy the money, then shoot him.
Alright, so here's what happened.
Riley Reid is getting held up at gunpoint.
We have no communication from Rob Miss with Sin Lead.
So I took over, uh, I realized his negotiation on the radio, uh, I was about to say we grant him free passage and then we shoot him.
That's it really.
What, what, what, why didn't you just do what I told you to do?
Uh, here we go, Chad.
So what happened was Rob missed, he placed something on the ground, uh, the money I think, but the money, uh, was in a bag, but no one was seeing the bag.
And so, uh, the guy was just like, uh, since he didn't give me money, I would like to ask for free passage.
Hey, did I tell you why do you fucking people always do this did I tell you to put the money on the ground or did I tell you to hand them
the money?
I told him I had to hand him the money, so why the hell did he get put on the ground?
I do not know sir.
I'm just so I mean I just don't understand how I have an entire department just not even
capable of following basic instructions.
Why do you people always just try to take creative just...
If you guys would just do what I tell you to do, it'd be fine.
I myself don't understand. I would have had to leave the money.
Got them closed, and then just put it in the guy's pocket, you know?
Alright. Whatever.
Just do whatever the fuck you want.
Understood.
scottie i'm shitty ass looking for a rink
alright this is your sheriff randy wrangler i'll be in my office
Hello Jesus that woman's piss
This is a player no, it's just some okay cracked out local
How we doing today chat guys? We're right into RP 15 minutes in Wow that doesn't happen a lot
That does not happen a lot
We have a 10 hour Sunday for RP and then to thank you and then two hours
Into God my voice does summer up two hours into where the winds where the winds meet
12-hour stream total to wrap up the week look at that thank you thank you thank
you Mike Oilers didn't come through oh true this could be a Mike block Sunday
if we hit 13k subs that might happen it's possible
911 hey this is deputy Fontaine I'm off duty I just got robbed and stabbed
Yeah, but they're not harmed in any way, in the report.
Oh my God, all right.
Well, why don't you go in and come in and make a report?
OK, I'm off for a run.
Is this Sheriff?
Is this Randy?
Hey, it's Don.
I'm off for a run right now.
Should I just make a report myself, you think?
Yep.
That's what I said.
Just that's what I said.
I just said that.
I should take my own report, you're saying.
Yeah, I mean, who knows better than you?
Yeah, I mean that's a good point, that's a great point. Alright, I'm doing some cardio right now, so I guess just be careful out there, there's a crazy person in combat stabbing people, okay?
Alright, sounds good.
Alright, Sheriff, I'll see you on duty in a little bit.
Yeah, direct.
Uh, the White Dental's wishing to speak with you at La Mesa if you're available.
About what?
Apparently when you arrested him last time, he had a warrant that wasn't processed.
So, you just had one fast question on that.
Is it my warrant? Who's warrant?
It was an L-S-B-D warrant, sir, but he did arrest 10 of the officers.
Well, what the fuck process it?
That's where I'll say that you're not fit.
Jesus fucking shit. I hate this job. I fucking hate this.
I hate this job.
Yeah, Fontaine just coming in to write a report, okay, so you think I should just come on duty and write the report then
Yeah, this car is badass.
Chat!
Happy Sunday!
Chat, it's Suck-A-Streamer Sunday.
Yep, true.
day. Yep, true. Sucks you. Yep. Any streamer. You know what, any streamer that you're that
that you're in the chat of right now.
Okay.
Yes.
Oh.
Huge.
Oh my God, I'm going to come.
Does it show everyone's pending fines?
go to the profile
Okay, Jesus Christ, okay.
That's a lot of finds dude. We really made the entire this is God. I am such a funny motherfucker. We really
made the entire criminal population think
That they just didn't have to
That they just didn't even have to pay their fines. This is awesome
Where yeah, it's all good man don't even pay him. Oh
Oh my god, everyone has a- no one has been paying any fines.
Oh my god, this is great.
Citywide roundup.
When do the mines open?
I think they're open. They're working, right?
I was told that they would be operational today.
We're good to go.
Alrighty. This is your, uh, Sheriff Wrangler speaking and, uh, no one's on this channel.
All right, break. This is your sheriff Randy Wrangler speaking. I'm going to need probably
a team of five other deputies to help me with Operation Minor Roundup.
I'll probably get to go, let's say, get to the station in the next 15 to 20 minutes.
We're gonna take a bus to the south side and we're gonna round up everybody that has unpaid
fines.
Alright.
I think we have a bus for this right oh my god oh I'm fucking coming
There's no one inside the house.
Out of therapy.
Hahaha.
Alright it's going to be a good day.
Alright.
I'm going to try to understand this.
Alright, it's going to be a good day.
A server actually punishing criminals for not paying their fines.
Well we were figuring out how to, because I feel like that is the big question that every
RP server has, is what is the punishment for not making, for people not paying their fines.
And I kind of hate how it limits the shit you can buy.
I feel like that that just kind of sucks, you know most servers do that
Like no pixel does that I think it's just kind of it's just kind of sucks, you know
How do we locate them good old-fashioned investigation my friend
Good old-fashioned investigation I love it
Yeah, and then, I know that NoPixel also did the, uh, if you have debt, then you have to go to prison, and I remember people fucking hated that.
No, nobody liked that.
So this is a good middle ground, I think.
And people could still
People still can pay their fines off like with cash, you know what I mean
I'm at a good use of the Polito ankle monitors for house arrest RP. Yeah, we talked about that yesterday
There's gonna be
Cuz since we already have the mechanic it's it's gonna be the ankle monitors, but um you're gonna be able to name them
Like you're gonna be able to label them so like on the map you can see who it is, right?
Yeah, so that would be good for like bail for like bail aren't he?
It was a good meeting it was good meeting too, and you know we talked a lot about like how future heists are gonna go and
I think so our first I
Hate to even call. Hey, it's like it's like our first heist. Well, we'll just call it mini heist
But it's gonna be a little bit of an experiment
And it's gonna be an attempt to reprogram our player base and how they think about heists
But I'm gonna need it's gonna be more like a scape room brain. I'm thinking is what we want to do
Yeah, more more more shit like that because I think that shit's kind of fun, you know
Casino
Yeah, we'll see this is gonna be this is gonna be a reprogramming moment
Rolling casino heist
Yeah
Where do you get the where do the magnets go?
You know this is a this might be a bit of a hot take but I think the I think the casino heist was way overcooked on
On no pixel 3.0
People always talk about how fog it was, but I don't know man
It just got overcooked and then everyone just met a game to it
Like the average player did not even get to that content, you know.
Reprogram your mind.
Yes.
That is the theme here on ChaseRP.
You need to think about things completely different.
Those are peak XQC streams.
Hey, listen, don't get me wrong.
I liked the XQC crash out streams too.
But I think maybe we all liked that for the wrong reasons.
Xenois wasn't for your average or peer, it was for big streamers content. Man, it definitely
wasn't for cops. Remember the multi hour staging? Oh my god. That was something alright, man.
Yeah, we had a good meeting yesterday, very productive.
Good stuff coming soon.
about chase RP is really really getting out there man it's spreading you know
way past this community TJ got a DM on the CFX forms from someone asking how
to apply just completely no knows nothing about it completely knows nothing
at all about about me or like at all are you saying you don't love us anymore
more no I'm just saying that you know word needs to spread right so we can
grow the fucking thing what's that mean cfx is like 5m basically
chase our piece huge on ebombs yes huge on ebombs right now yeah
What the hell this guy pays his devs. I don't even think it's about that man like
It's just it's it's the devs are good and passionate. I feel like it's mostly
What's uh
That's that's that's mostly what's going on here, I think cool server. Yeah
So let's take a look we are officially one month in guys happy February
We are one month in
I'm gonna make a bigger announcement probably tomorrow
We are one month in and we have what 9,300 people in the discord
Q's only been growing
That's really nice man, and yeah, I think they're going well
PD member request to add central hospital we're already walking off situation
What's...
What the hell's the walk-in-off situation?
Uh, plan B...
...pair explosion.
Tank.
A tank?
No.
She got blown up. She got blown up?
Hey, do I have any deputies on the way to BCSO?
10-4, Shereq, I am 76.
317 from 219.
Direct.
You're being requested to come to a bench trial.
Okay, I will walk across the street.
I still need help for the minor roundup though.
10-4, 219 plus 1 will be 10-8 for that operation after the bench trial.
good
I feel like a lot of people I feel like a lot of people are kind of are really
appreciating just it feels like it's easy to get into chase you know I mean
it's like easy to like get shit going right there's not a lot of like there's
There's not a lot of barriers, you know?
Like even just the process of playing is easy.
And then, you know, we're really...
I know that like Moon has the casino and stuff right now, but like, anything that like...
Like I don't want there to be any whitelists, you know?
Like, I think giving people something a little early ahead of other people to kind of like,
showcase is good.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, from Tommy O'Rourke.
Thanks for them.
I'm a big customer.
I just, I really hate on RP servers when things are gatecapped and whitelisted and, you know, fuck you, you don't matter unless you're a big streamer. I really don't like that kind of stuff.
Hello?
Hello?
Is this the bench trial?
Uh, how many of them, yes.
I was requested, there's no one here.
here okay why am I requested what is
this is this about the white devil I
have no clue they just told me hey my
parents I think yeah sure damn it to
me I need to get out there and I got a
bus I got a fillet full of minors I
know I really want to go mining you know
get them workout out you know all right
I hope it's not too long.
Alright, whatever.
I mean, it sounds like Tessa really liked those miners, so.
Yeah.
Well, you know, we need the miners to keep things going.
I mean, you wouldn't believe how much debt is owed to the city.
Oh, I'm aware of it after the whole wall of shame type thing for the dead people I
Don't know if that public record though the top lines
I don't know if it is I think I'm a new probably posts on social media and say that
whoever
Uh, any, like, like some kind of tip line, you know, and then you get, if you get a reward of any information leading to the, uh, apprehension of these people.
Yeah.
This is dirty hairy, I think.
That is.
Dirty hairy, then the poet, and then...
And then you don't you owe me I'm starting to think it looks like the entire
Criminal population of our city just
Made zero this Jacob Tender's paid $2 and fines
It looks like they just they just went around for an entire month thinking they would never have to pay any fines ever
Why would they ever have to pay fines
I think this is a good way. I kind of like it. You know pay your fines or work the mines
Hey, we're smart on Eugene. He knew finds would do something someday. Yeah
Does the mine generate money for the state
Well, yeah, that's what we were talking about a weeks ago
And we were like, how do we get people to pay fines and we're you know, we were like limiting limiting if they can register a car
And I was like, yeah, because I just I really don't like mechanical limit limitations. I really fucking don't it just feels kind of icky and
Then I was like, what if we just have a job that only generates money for the state, right? That's the only thing it does
You know
And it's good. I think it's great, but also there's a twist in there. There's a twist
So how is the mining going?
I haven't gotten, it only opened this weekend.
So I got a school bus.
I'm going to start rounding people up.
Do you like something on board?
If you say, hey, you want to go mining, pick them up,
come here, fill us up with your money?
I'm not going to ask people.
Oh, you just go and do your job by on the board.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
No, I'm not going to be asking people.
Is that me on the wall?
I don't know who that is.
This is the picture that every dev is required to have next to their computer.
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who that is.
Heh heh heh.
Gonna tell ya.
Kim Jong Bob.
I owe you printer ink.
I-
Am I the only one that just goes to the fucking, uh, FedEx store to print shit off?
It's like 40 cents!
Yes?
Am I an old man?
Okay.
You do that?
It's just- it's so cheap!
I
Fucking I just hate dealing with printers dude
I've thrown away like three printers in the last five years cuz I fucking get one and then I and then I can't figure out the
Ink I'll buy I'll get some ink and they're like wrong brand and then I get their ink and then they say fuck you
Hello, how we doing?
Oh piece of shit. I knew it. Hey. Hey, I bet this guy has funds. I bet you
Yeah, I do $25,000 and I'm not paying. Yes, you are. I will send you to the mines and I went I went to try and pay in today
And this is what happened to me. So I guess I just shouldn't have paid my fines. You're not gonna have a choice, buddy
You are gonna have to work the mines like devil always has a choice. No, you don't
Hey, what's your name little boy?
Jesus Christ
I'm going to be standing all the time when I sue your asses, you can't sue, why does
he think he's suing us, what's even happening here, my rights are violated, is the report
Yeah, the report's been done. I actually hold on myself and Garcy. I need to add a statement on this.
Can I add a statement on this?
Yeah.
First, what's this all about? Also, we're on the wrong side.
The best right? I have no clue, Sheriff.
I have no clue.
Okay, so why are you just waiting for me? Yes people up, okay?
Good
We're gonna do I'm so happy. We're gonna go to the south side
Okay, and listen to this when we pull up if people start running
That's actually RS to detain them and identify them
Yes, great exactly. No, you got it. You got it you nailed that
So we're going to do that and then we're going to get their name and then if they have
a dent we can make them work in the mine for an hour.
Yeah, because it's unprovoked.
Jesus, what?
Unprovoked, evasive, unprovoked, unprovoked, evasive light from a dangerous crime area.
Okay, friends, I don't want to alarm you, but I think you're showing symptoms of early
on set Parkinson's disease. It's a horrible disease and uh...
No, it's cause it's a horrible thing to say that word. We have a similar word in the
language. Yeah, I'd probably take a bomb on a plane.
No, I think it's Parkinson's for sure.
Can you pronounce unprovoked for me?
Unprovoked.
Unprovoked. There we go. Unprovoked.
No, it's certain words are similar in French and a struggle because I don't know how to pronounce them
Yeah, I would say like provoqué
I'm a little bit fromage
You know, you should um, you should maybe just start sprinkling in some French in your everyday vocabulary
They'll make the whole uh, make the whole city feel more cultured and diverse
Uh, we actually did with the killer today, uh, criminal wanted us to
to tell them they're charges in French because they were French.
Yeah, that's not at all what I am suggesting.
But, uh...
She said de la natation.
What'd she just say?
She thinks de la natation.
I don't know.
Natation?
I don't know.
What'd she say?
She said de la natation.
I like to swim.
Oh, she's a swimmer.
Natation.
So, it sounds like that she actually, Garcia doesn't know French at all.
Actually, yeah, that is true.
We get taught it in school being so close to the number and we don't get taught Spanish
which is an actual useful language sorry, France.
We get taught Spanish in German in school, in English.
You get Spanish in what?
Is there any decorum you want in your 4th year of camp?
Oh, Germany.
Oh, you take that top hat.
You guys are almost speaking German, you know that?
What's that right top hat?
There was a chorus.
Order of the judge.
I don't speak German.
Well, you guys are almost one.
I can count.
I can't fucking hunkin' head.
I'm taking your top hat.
I'll tell you what, you guys were almost speaking German, right?
They had the flags all over the Eiffel Tower.
Oh, yeah? Oh, I mean...
Well, they did.
I think I was doing fine. No top hat, no mask.
Oh, no mask? Okay.
No mask, that is a mask.
Oh, yeah, that is a mask.
No, don't fucking touch my mask.
I'm undoing the straps of your mask.
I was a verbal fire, it's burned to my face.
It's okay, you don't look as if I'm...
In the game, let's check my profile in the game. In the game should put a note on it.
I mean, your honor.
Yeah.
No, no, I was talking to wherever the
team, but can you tell the judge to come out?
I am the judge. What?
I know, I know how you feel about it.
Actually, no, I should probably go back to the hospital.
What the hell am I?
Yeah.
Don't touch me.
I thought.
Taking off your mask, sir.
I thought that was a joke.
You want to kill me?
I thought you were telling me a joke.
I'll get a content.
I don't give a shit.
Don't touch my mask.
We laughed for ten minutes straight.
Yeah, sure.
We laughed for ten minutes.
I started slapping my knee and wiping tears out of my eyes.
I'm glad you're so happy about that, man.
I'm happy that you died.
What the fuck?
Laura has a rap counter.
What the fuck?
You're telling me the only...
Who are...
Who's a judge?
Luna, myself, Whitlock, Lars, John Law.
John...
What's it?
Yeah, it's me on there, Amy.
Oh, Jesus.
It's like I make a wish thing that this guy became a judge.
Hey, Tommy has proven himself in court time and time again.
But John, do you want looking for a girlfriend, Trentie?
Okay.
No, I'm not looking for a girlfriend, Trentie.
John, John, no.
Oh, John, no.
I put a Wrangler right that he only got bullied into dropping a charge.
I swear to God that that happened to Rangler.
Or did that happen to Jordan?
I fucking don't remember.
Yes.
You got bullied in the Italian restaurant?
I guess a D on it.
What's your phone number?
3585, Your Honor.
Same thing.
There was a very big difference between Rangler and Jordan.
He should be, Your Honor.
Same with the DOJ.
One of them is a known terrorist that
It has committed multiple violent acts towards people.
I can't find it.
And the other ran a parking lot for a brief period of time.
It's shared with the BCSO, DOJ, the town we tip and LSPD.
Somebody did me a cat attack.
You guys ever crack like your hip?
Your hip bone, do you know what I mean?
God that's a good one that one feels good
Witnesses over there. Yeah. Oh, that's it. That's a good feeling one. I believe
No, you're on your own we really only
share for regular and he is here
What the fuck is there a fucking gas leak somewhere?
How come everyone can't complete a sentence today?
You're being called
Why did I come on duty early straight into a bedroom I had some trouble this is more sad
One more time please.
What do you want?
We're not going to have any witnesses as the prosecution.
What?
Just hold on, sir.
Randy Ranker.
OK.
The butcher of Grape seed just got,
what the hell is happening today?
Oh, today's a wild day.
What the damn fuck is going on?
It's the 1st of February, and everyone's crazy.
I'm off duty for one day.
Okay, any pre-tired motions?
I mean, I guess I'll push for the summary judgment, your Honor. The evidence is pretty self-clear.
I don't know why the defendant wants to take the bench.
Ingu, video porte, ingu.
Ingu, video porte, ingu.
I'm growing weed.
Uh-oh!
Yeah.
I'm growing weed.
The hobos are in the weed arc.
Hobonism. Weed hobonism. Yeah.
It's bad. It has nothing to do with this, but it's bad.
What's happening to us?
On trendy, someone's growing weed. This is supposed to be a minute ago.
Yeah. I'm growing weed.
I think I know where this is at.
The hobos are in their weed arc.
Okay.
We're doing a communication on the radio.
So that I can find that should have happened. So drugs on the young.
It be like that sometimes.
I
Wait till people unlock the tier of fishing where they pull up fucking orca or shark or whale
On to the shores and then they and then they have to pet battle it
That's going to be great.
I am the MRPD waiting for these fucking overpaid cops.
No, you're under my client design when I do something.
Oh my god.
Look here.
Look over here, please.
I tried to care for you.
From the gun.
It all.
Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, dumbass.
Goofy, ask me for a word.
Oh my god.
I need to talk to Laura. We actually might need to have some sort of hate crimes in the
the uh in the penal code. Uh but uh I'm okay with those things your honor.
Don't ask you to ask me for lia.
Okay your honor we're here today because of a warrant. A warrant that could be served
any time that is valid. It doesn't matter if he was arrested by a previous officer,
we have 30 days to press any charges and do any investigations. And at that point put out the warrant.
This is pretty open and shut, Your Honor. There weren't, must be served.
Who's this guy?
What's your opinion on the court?
I'm going to look at the mind.
What did you say?
You came in open court?
Oh yeah, I just came from the other end.
I was like, hey, any other cases?
What do you do with your life when you can't pass the final value, think?
Like there's a lot of them, right, but it's not you're it's not so much reciting it. It's just applying
I think tell me you have to ask if he's
Maybe I would get 60 70 out of 100. What are you fucking talking about?
Right
Like, at the 14 out of 20, at the rate, like, you know when you invited someone and you
give them a rate?
That's not, then you would fail.
You have to know everything on the final amount.
If you happen to have a gunman employee, will you please?
Not guilty.
Okay.
Didn't you report?
It has to be all of it, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, so you would fail.
I'm telling you that if you don't know all of it, then you'll fail it's not a I'd like to highlight
all that I should know but I think also that I'm not perfect.
vehicle. That's guys other
statements by those on scene
and by officers.
For example, today, I responded
to a store robbery and I picked
up the casings, but I forgot
to take a picture before.
So that's a mistake.
Right.
Hmm.
That's a mistake.
Evaded anyways.
Evaded anyways.
But it's a mistake.
So I'm not perfect.
So I think my final vow, I
would make mistakes and I would
I would not be perfect for sure.
For sure.
Yeah.
That's for sure.
Well, that's not good.
Yes, Shona.
We recall Sheriff Randy Ringler to stand.
Jesus, I got to go.
OK, come on down.
Going to do great, Sheriff.
Oh, he's going to do it.
Let me figure you in.
Give me one moment.
What do you want to do on there?
My friends, do you want to be bailiff?
I want to swear on the late George Foreman.
That man created one of the most useful kitchen
appliances of our generation.
I can't be bailiff, OK?
Thank you.
OK, well, you can throw him in then.
Sheriff Franklin, you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth under the pains of penalty so help you what the fuck that's
not how that goes right I France that's not how that goes that was very
disrespectful you think it'd be just a French I don't want to hear French
please what are you wrong you just you didn't you didn't recite the goddamn it
What do you mean would you do wrong? Are you are you aware that you just didn't properly swear me in?
Sheriff Randy Ringler do you what the fuck is going on?
It's roof the whole truth and only but the truth under the pains of penalty
So help you you that yes, I do
you know, put your finger up this guy.
There you go.
If you do.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
That's true.
Yeah, he does, your honor.
Look at me.
No, but this is one of our best deputies.
OK.
OK.
I don't know what this I'm gonna need to be questioned cuz I don't know what the fuck this is even about
I could say questioning yes, your honor
I don't go now it's Francis. It's always fucking Francis. No mine is in site
Play mode airplane mode
Oh, yeah, silent airplane mode, you need to turn the actual ringtone off like what we
had to use to bail you out of the situation you were in in the forties.
That's correct.
Okay, share for any regular, uh, you know, can I just make a brief opening ramble?
Is it long?
Is it long?
No, it's not.
Now, here's the thing, Your Honor, nobody at all considered America much of a military
threat before the 40s.
But and honestly, all the odds were against us.
We had to go to a foreign land, you know, we hadn't been to in a while, right?
And logistically, it was a nightmare.
But you know what?
We went over there.
What's that?
had the best supply lines through enemy lines than any army has ever seen and we
did that purely on American spirit okay and it's it's that kind of pride for
our nation that I think this country's lost
All right, I think we're going to get back.
Maybe some affordable housing and stuff.
That would probably help.
That'd be a good step, I think.
Okay, no, it didn't.
quality of life can I have some food I don't have food I'm sorry I have a soda
I'm gonna I'm gonna need to leave then I got some beans here if you want I've
I've got American cuisine classic for you, sir.
Thank you.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay, Amber, you can start.
Thank you, your honor.
Sheriff Reddy Ringler.
Do you recall resting my client
the way I doubled two days ago
for a, it's the evolving, the kidnapping and beating of a woman.
You're gonna have to be more specific.
This man is a notorious woman, harasser.
Oh.
Oh.
Do you, what is the last,
last encounter with my client, GW we call?
I don't, I don't know off the top of my head.
Okay.
Do you?
Don't hold. I'm being honest. I legitimately don't remember.
All right. Now that's another question. I don't understand. I don't remember.
any regular regarding warrants yes is it 30 is it regarding 30 days to process
them or 30 days to serve them I don't know but I'm if I had to guess I think
that once a warrant is filed fuck I don't know actually I have no idea
All right well then no further questions you honor all right great glad we could clear that up
All right, I'm just going to state some facts for the court
Actually, I think the prosecution asked all the questions I was going to ask, so no questions
from the state, Your Honor.
Can I question him?
Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I don't care.
All right.
All right, Wrangler.
Okay.
Okay. Do you recall arresting me two days ago on Friday?
I arrest you every day.
That's not true. You didn't arrest me yesterday.
Objection asked and answered.
The defense has already asked this question.
He asked this question.
I believe that was a different question.
All of the hours.
He asked her to be more specific and then she changed the question.
So I'm here asking you a different question that's more specific.
Why am I here?
Are you just, you're asking on a, on a flat?
I've seen you a moment that they're part of it.
Can I, can I help wreck the, the defense?
If you want to, if you guys want to, I don't know, maybe somehow encourage me to
look at the report where I arrested him, that would be helpful for you guys.
What you are you what you are able to do that all right I'm not a lawyer man I
don't know that shit but hey could you look at the report where you last
arrested me right where oh sure yeah I can do that
I only give us a date and time and then they can go more into detail on that.
Today is a gas leak day.
The portrait of the white sir is three seven two six.
Wow, you have.
Oh, yeah, you're going to work them on.
It's big time.
White double attacks woman in front of.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, yeah, it looks like I did this on the 29th,
which I think was Friday at nine 16 p.m.
right all right yeah that says Randy Wrangler here yeah and now could you could
you look at my warrants for kidnapping a government employee and tell me when
that was created and posted okay sure I guess that is going to be a shared
report sir with the numbers three five eight five okay this I'm gonna be honest
to everyone here. This sounds like something a judge could just rule on, though.
I try to get somewhere.
The fuck am I doing here?
Quests by the defense.
OK, shared with you.
And then what is it?
Three five eight five.
OK, so it looks like this was
This one was made on the 28th, which I guess would be a Thursday then.
Correct.
Yep.
Okay.
Here's my question for you.
Why did you bring a bent and not involve that report if you guys are going to bring an app?
A bent?
You didn't ask for us.
Yeah, at least I thought that was the evidence.
Oh, it looks like your lawyer.
I'm here to contest.
I'm here to contest that.
Your lawyer got lulled.
Your honor, if I may be frank on this,
I thought your name was.
What the hell's your name?
Hi, it's Amber Chase.
I thought your name was Amber.
It is.
Thank you.
Good one, good one.
We are trying to, my client had concerns whether the order of the warrants can be issued.
I'm going to admit I'm new to the state.
I do not know personally.
So he had concerns we're bringing out.
We're trying to determine whether warrants can be served out of order or not, depending
on the.
Okay.
I'm wondering if, like if they miss a warrant.
I got a question.
What the hell am I doing here?
because you're the one who arrested me who gives us serving the warrant who
cares I mean it's all there can I make a point your honor that's when white
devil's a lot of my hearing was not a warrant yeah I know I told my lawyer
that multiple times I don't think she you know I'm glad I could come in here and
clear up any confusion yep I don't think we need you anymore okay well I need to
This is my team of uh, we're gonna round up some miners throw them on a bus
Okay
Why would you have told the seventh that's what the legislation said? Oh
Okay, let me get that changed real quick. You can pay them off now. Isn't that you know a good thing?
That's what I was trying to do when you guys ran to the DMV. It held me a gunpoint and blocked
Yeah, that's how that's supposed to be effective. You guys have had 30 days to pay off your fines. Why would it be till the 7th?
That's what it says in the
Legislation why the fuck would it okay? Let me get that changed real quick
More on real quick
Okay
Though the problem here. I'm doing right now. Can you change the?
the defendant's day in the shaft of the wine,
attempted to have a showdown.
They had 37 days.
There we go.
States trying to understand what you said.
He's coiling up.
The state is stating that as long as a warrant is
active in that seven days, there's
at any time that we insert a said warrant.
Grace Spirit Eagle is gone.
They've had 30 days.
stated in actual call or a P. Oh my God the guy that's made hundreds of thousands of dollars
for the server is sharing what his vision is supposed to be with people at any time we
Oh what the fuck that's so fucked up Oh my God what that's actually a cop you know
sending someone to jail and he has an active warrant he can decide just not to serve that
warrant and then he can go sit outside the party immediately arresting for it and send
back to jail for that warrant.
Well, sir, how do you expect
investigations to go?
We need to be in his legal rights to do that.
So, sir, if you're arrested for stealing a vehicle,
but you have a big drug operation going,
and it's been investigated for 30 days,
am I not allowed to push that warrant for, you know,
drug trafficking or anything like that
after you've already been sent to jail
for stealing a vehicle?
Is that what you're saying?
Shouldn't you make a warrant
after the investigation's finished?
If you're pressing charges on that?
I have 30 days to finish the investigation, sir.
What is a warrant if not pressing you know pressing charges and so why resting someone for charges right?
So you have a warrant so what time within the warrants being active?
We can arrest you at any time. The warrant was made before I was arrested by Wrangler
So then why would that warrant not have been served when I was arrested?
If if it's an active warrant
Oh, that's up for me to decide if that's uh, oh, I guess I noticed or not.
I'm trying to find that thing involved in this, because I knew all we used to do was
change the law.
Yeah.
If it gets skipped.
Why would there be a grace period?
They've had 30 days.
That doesn't even make any sense.
This is what we call consequences
Bork
Why not change it in character?
I guess I could.
But honestly this whole legislation probably we should have just done this OEC to begin
with. I feel like all surrounding mechanics that are being implemented into the server
that should probably just be done OC because it makes more sense. They don't know. Well,
You know what, that's the beautiful part about me being the server owner.
You actually don't need to know.
You actually don't need to know.
I already haven't figured out for you.
So you don't have to, you don't even need to concern yourself with any of that.
Vangler, were you aware that he was wanted?
Was I aware?
No, I didn't.
know. Remembering total legislation that was done in character, ride to fly just made an
excellent point. I think like some in character legislation makes sense, but also sometimes
Um, like for example, why would Wrangler want there to be like an hour minimum on the on the mind thing?
You know what I mean? Like some of it just does need to be done. Oh, see
Especially when it's still like match mechanics and shit. Okay. Uh
Yeah property lines. Yeah all that shit, man. Oh
I'm going to say about this, since there's nothing written involved in boarded stuff,
however, I am going to say that I feel if you did not push the want when who's over
in custody, I feel like that would be avoided at this point.
I will, if you want to appeal it, you can appeal it.
That's what I'm going to say.
I feel the warrant is provided.
Thank you your honor. I will get more clarification with
Love make sure we have something at least documented about what happens if you miss they want
Why would it well fuck it? I don't give a shit. What oh, you know what I do give a shit
Why does it fucking matter?
Because you already have casting like the defendant that you can go this way as if
But prison and then just pick them up again at right afterwards who gives a shit
What fucking right I mean who gives a fuck
Yeah, I see
Like I think you appeal it and I'm gonna get more information on that
Okay
and
If they thought my bad, then all right now here's an example of I'm not gonna go see about this because it doesn't fucking matter
I don't care. It's what it's whatever
The judges think should be done here
Now this is a good example of in character legislation. I don't give a fuck
Yeah
Yeah, I think the one footed I will this is bullshit
I'm pissed the fuck off.
Hey, look at him.
Oh, oh, oh, come on now.
Don't have to shake your ass, please.
I'm sorry, your honor.
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, it's your ruling that he is not guilty.
OK, not guilty.
But if you want, like I said, if you want to appeal, you can.
I understood your honor.
Yep.
I'll get everything that was seized from me back now.
Except for that legal pistol.
Oh, that's fruit in the poisonous tree.
No, we didn't charge.
We didn't.
We didn't.
We didn't.
We didn't.
We didn't charge.
I want my gun back.
I want my gun back.
No, sir.
You can't have a gun back because you don't have a weapons license.
I'll get another one.
sure you will sir all right yeah thank you so much don't forget to get paid by
take it to the fuck yeah I'll do the paperwork this is bullshit you suck it
you're going to the mines buddy
well this is fucking bullshit I goddamn told Lars you should not make you
should not have made you only a judge and look I think if a warrant gets
missed accidentally it's not a big deal obviously if it's done with malice
that's an issue but I mean that's there's nuance there right I'm gonna go
argue with you on me okay now fuck that
hey what the fuck man I don't I just I don't get it that warrants still active
Yeah, I understand that and I'm going to have to talk to lawyers like that's why I told them you can appeal it if the message is wrong.
But based on how we used to do it, if you've missed the warrant, the one for it because it's a big letter they wanted on their profile.
Yeah, but it's still active.
I mean, I don't understand if they've committed a crime, right, or if they're being accused
of committing a crime, and that penalty comes with jail time, why would them being in custody
just negate that?
It doesn't, I don't fucking understand.
I, I hit the egg, I completely understand your point, I was always taught that if you
Do not do the charge when you got in custody.
Then for it, well, where the hell is ours?
Why is it doing that motor case?
Oh, well, then why rule on it?
On this one.
Yeah.
Do you want me to get a, hey, I come with a.
Vodic later on the day.
Just send him to prison.
He's an asshole.
Oh yeah, I know he is.
Just send him to prison, I hate him.
He's a woman murderer.
What?
Really?
That's what? Alright, whatever.
Fuck it.
No, what do you mean?
No, this is bullshit.
It's an active ward, I don't understand!
I understand.
You don't have to be all, I'm just going with what I'm taught.
Ugh.
Now we got this whole fucking, I mean, what is this?
Seven days?
I want to run, I want to round people up and put them in the mines now.
They've had 30 days!
I'm calling Lars.
Lars needs to fix this.
Oh, fuck it, I'll just go down there.
I got my bus ready.
are we still going to the south side sure if well hold on let me check this
shit why the fuck would they have why would they have seven days we want
minds another we're gonna go work to do nothing they've had up to like 20 days
so far 30 days the white devil got charges first fine on the 16th of January
and has he paid it I'm sorry sir I tried so long you really dog shit I'm
kidding you did great this bullshit make sure no one fucks with my boss can I
Can I come with you Chavez?
Yeah, whatever.
On the bus?
We're not taking the bus.
We're taking the Camino.
Oh.
OK.
Because now we've got to go talk to Lars
and get him to unfuck all this.
Can we take the bus?
You leave the fucking bus there, will you?
OK.
Alright, first things first, we need to verify.
Where does it say that they get a seven day grace period?
Cause I don't see anything like that.
For warrants?
No, for the mind, shit.
I
Notices minds defines
February supplication the fuck the minds of the Chinese need their shit now we need money now
This shit we should be able to put them in there now right yeah, this is they've had 30 days
seven days make sense for new finds yes it's seven yeah well exactly let's get
this shit going man I like to hit the ground hot with shit nando rush it
you're a fucking moron we got you gotta go man we gotta go people were going to
willingly what people were going willingly to last fit to pay their finds
off that's so fucking boring let's round them up and put them on a bus
No, this is better.
Yes, let's round them up and put them on a bus.
This is better, man.
This is more fun.
Go, go, go!
Yeah, they've got a mutt!
They've got a mutt!
overreact and give them something to overreact to yes yes it's perfect they're
already mad if we give them seven days they're gonna they're actually gonna do
terrorism it's gonna be great
just a little push just to get it moving I hate alright I hate releasing a
mechanic and then it's just and then it's just sitting there man you know what
I mean we got a fucking you know what I mean like when something new comes out
there should be like giga RP around it instantly the second it fucking hits you
know what I'm saying do it live fuck seven days they've had 30 like segways
okay listen I forgot I forgot
should have been instant from the start but now the it's linden character
gray spirit it gets weird who fucking cares like ride-to-fly made an excellent
point remember when we tried to do toll legislation completely in character you
want that also what watch this I can make it make sense in our P maybe a
middle ground started pulling no no no half measures Walter you know what
happens when you do a middle ground both sides of our pissed no half measures I
live by that full ass or nothing just change it yeah we could just change it
Plus, I'm always right. Yeah, it's better RP like this
Yeah, dirty areas fucked pay the meter for me yes, sir
Okay.
Classic chat not trusting the vision.
You know one guy, anytime people are disagreeing with me, I just remember chat's reaction to
me making Pepstein.
And I'm like, these people just don't understand until they see it play out.
They don't, I mean.
That's all the reassurance I need to be like these people actually don't know what they're
talking about.
Just ignore them.
I don't give a fuck, that's what I got suggested!
If Tessa wants to be the sheriff she can run in a month and a half
Okay, well, then the governor needs to sign to remove that provision. Oh my god. Yeah, okay
Yeah, we tried adding a grace period yesterday and then the governor fucking yell that need for even putting it on there and so
You know, he was right. The governor was right. Why did why don't you guys listen to the governor?
No, the governor said no, this is not the grace period the
We're said don't put a time limit on there and yell that John Lon I that he doesn't want a time period on there
What do you mean time period?
Like a maximum that they serve up there for some amount of time per session. Well, we can't fucking work up to death
Yeah, that's what you know what I mean. So I just said for now, you know, you guys decide how long it's in operation
So if you want to let people go, that's your discretion. Well, it's fucking goddamn it. Where's the fucking governor? I don't fucking know
I mean, maybe we should it maybe the governor's right. Maybe we should just work up for four hours straight
The governor said a million dollars and debt keep them there. So they paid off the million. I mean
That's kind of based. Do I hate that?
Jimmy come to city hall for a meeting with Wrangler
You guys are on a first-name basis
People want to kill you you want to do it over the phone you want to meet over the phone governor
Well, we'll be where are you? We'll go to you. We'll go to you
The mansion
All right, all right, I'm gonna pick up John watch you pick up John watch I am I only got a two-seater
Can you can you meet me up there? I have a card. All right
This is good this is better
All right, we're going to the mansion to meet with the governor seven days. What the fuck? They've had dirty the governor's island mansion
Come on, we gotta go word'll spread about this fast
I guess they wanted to be nice to the criminals, because they made this statue on the body.
And they wanted to be nice, but I think it's...
Are we going to take you to the hospital?
I'm telling you right now, you are showing symptoms of Parkinson's.
It's not clear.
It's not curable, but I think they could slow down how fast it progresses.
know what I mean I'm sorry but don't apologize to me what I mean doesn't matter
you're not gonna remember any of us anyways we're dimension search they
can I think they just wanted to be nice with this is well like nice when he
shoots us in the face it doesn't mean I agree I think it's bullshit can you call
tessa I don't have her number I will
call her find her number right now
tessa tessa I think she's doing the
killer's dickie less of final evil why
you can ask for it no no no we're
supposed to stall the killer till the
29th day we don't want her to be a few oh god we do not want her to be a full
deputy
Oh god.
Alright, we'll call up the killer then.
I don't have her number, but I will find it now.
I
Is a mounting meeting oh my god, it's right now
All right, son of a bitch
Too much RP yeah
I need you to call me yeah cyber can you just tell them that I just need to wrap
this up real quick and then just give me like 15 20 minutes
Yeah, it's ranking. She's not answering. Yeah. Also tell them that this is going to be streamed.
So, hello. Hey sheriff, it's me. Why did you tell the governor to give them a seven day
grace period fuck these bastards um i mean it was the conversation it's that's not what
lars just screamed i mean he said tessa came in like a fucking insane person demanding they get
seven days okay that's okay what the fuck yeah look these motherfuckers have had 30 days
I was the Chinese that they would get a mineral shipment on Monday
me how well I mean I think there's a lot of people that want to work up there
now fuck that I'm going with that listen unless you have any objections I'm
going to the governor right now and I'm having to eat that shit out okay yeah I
don't have any objections again it was a conversation with with them and they
were concerned I was told me that you said that it needs to be this way or
else that is not even close I mean if that's what he wants to say I'll take it on the
chin but okay yeah I mean you did I don't give a fuck I don't want to do it anyway
so being a week out doesn't matter no it doesn't matter they got 30 days what the fuck is
seven days going to do. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Cool. Um, which by the governor
also apparently seems to hate the idea of eating limitations. I'm starting to hate that
too. Yes. Yeah. So yeah. Okay. All right. Cool. All right. Also, listen to this. Don't
spread this. We're going to stealth drop this. Okay. I want them to be comfortable. Is she
sitting on the phone like Mofi's about to be sucked up into a telephone booth? Is she
sitting on the phone. Comfortable. I want them to be I want them to be standing on the fucking
corner thinking nothing's gonna happen till the 7th and then we go down there in an hour.
Bam. Okay. I see. I see. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.
Can I please enter? Oh, you want to hop into the gate? Yeah. Please. I'm on a time crunch.
Oh, I'll make it quick and fast and painless. Thank you, okay?
What's going on governor?
Did you do me a favor I
Would be so happy to do you a favor. I'd be so happy to do that
that. Can you completely remove out of legislation the seven day grace period in the time limit
for what for the fucking Corey this is bullshit the Chinese need their man they need the materials
now oh you want to you want to just start right now yes they need that shit you know
this should already spread and some bitch named Tobin try to sell me to the police as yesterday
They do not like this.
Well, then fuck them.
What we're going to do?
Someone tried to sell you to an enemy state.
Yes, they did.
Yes, a bit.
Some gal with a skinny, skinny gal with a beard.
Oh my god.
Well, what happened?
They don't see.
I was right outside of the base here.
So north fucking cops drove past me 20 feet.
This guy whips out a knifey poo.
Says, get in the fucking convertible.
Coquette.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Try to sell me to the Polish places.
Okay, well this is perfect.
And they did it because of this quarry shit?
Yeah, they said all these gangsters.
This perfect.
Then we say this is the reason why we're doing it.
We try to be nice, and this is how they respond.
Fuck them.
It's open now.
We're opening them.
We're opening them.
Now.
Right now.
But don't announce it.
We should just, and you need to join me.
We just need to go to the south side and just start rounding them up.
I need you in the bus screaming out of the I need you in this bus screaming out. The minds are open surrender
Okay, can you help me with this? Oh
You want me to help you? Yes. You want me to help you? Yes. Yes. You want me to help you? Yes
Yes
Can we stop at a clothing store so I can take out so I can so I can get my
Fatigue zone. I'll do you one better. Let's start at
Let's start at the top of the hour
Okay, does that sound good? I'll give you time largest coming here to fuck the fuck the seventh
It's open now. Fuck the they have a certain amount, you know, it's you know, they've had 30 fucking days
You know fuck
Well, who introduced this seven day shit in the first place?
That's it, wasn't that Lars too?
Lars threw Tessa under the bus.
Tessa said that it didn't go down like that at all.
I don't know what the fuck happened.
Well, if only we had, you know, if only people
would talk to each other, what the, you know,
if only we had a, if only everybody would come together
and talk with their mouths.
maybe we'd have something more concise,
something a little more coherent.
Well, that's what I'm doing now.
And I know about coherency, let me tell you.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing now.
Right?
Right.
Right?
Right, yeah, right.
What does France think about this?
I think their decision was to give the criminals grace
was idiot idiotic. Yeah, so she's actually we found out she's got early on said Parkinson's
it's not looking good. Oh really? Yeah, it's only going to get worse too. So she's going
for full immersion if she starts calling for a doc. Yeah, right. I think it was idiotic.
And I mean, I disagree with this. I'm just looking at that. Just kidding. That will pass
my final eval. All right. Yeah. I'm very important. And foreign. And foreign. I have
pockets as two of them. All right. I'll tell you what, I got a couple of pieces. Oh, really?
Oh, okay. Look, I'm going to be back here in an hour with the entire BCSO. Okay. Oh,
Okay, this is gonna be D-Day for the south side. Can this guy come with with with his paint spills?
What does that mean? Yeah, whatever. Okay. Yeah
Oh, this is gonna be fun. This is way better
Sheriff, what does that mean D-Day?
M-Day this is better
Governor could you please let me out?
Okay, you want to give me bonaple's at plane B?
All right, quick colito meeting.
Listen up, BCSO and your entirety.
Every member of the BCSO, your presence is required at BCSO headquarters in an hour, one hour.
Understood?
The same term, copy.
It's going to be good, it's going to be fun.
Okay, Polito meeting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, and then M-Day.
I'm excited. I'm excited if the day and what's gonna unfold. I'm self-conscious now of my
speech. Very. Have you been drinking? No, I haven't, but ever since you made the comments
of Parkinson, I'm self-conscious now. Okay, it's, it's, it's, yeah, it's somehow getting
worse. What the hell is that?
When you're like, you're aggressive, someone that they stutter and they stutter more, it's
the same.
Oh yeah, maybe you do have a stutter.
No, I don't.
Come to think of it. Yeah, I think you might.
You bastard.
I don't. I just overthink my words in my mouth, but I will stop doing that from now on and
I will speak very fast and concise.
Yes, you should think less about what you're saying. That's a good idea.
Yes, I should do that. You could question me about taste those. Okay, what's a scabieris?
Scabieris is when a police officer can search a car if without a search warrant if they have
trouble because that illegal crimes were banned or anything about a crime that as will or oh.
Oh, good. Yes. That's completely wrong.
Scott V. Harris, really? Yeah, that's completely wrong.
So you've been such. No, it's not the search of a car. No.
Oh, I'm silly.
It's the when a police officer opened fire.
Oh, sorry. I'm mistaken with Carol.
Yeah, Carol. So sorry about that. So you were in Silly Row.
No, no, I know that.
I know the, the heiress, it's when during a chase,
police officer can stop her.
Oh, you know it?
Cause I just asked you what it was and you didn't know it.
But I know it's, but.
No, you did not know it.
So I mix the case of sometimes.
That's not what knowing something means.
But I know.
Okay, all right.
Okay, you know it.
Okay, all right, you know it then.
Fine, you know it.
You just know it.
You just know it.
You just know it.
It's called the heiress is when a police officer during chase can stop a fling person.
That's it.
You knew it.
What?
You knew it.
Yes, exactly.
Because they're causing a substantial risk to the safety of people.
What the hell?
Yep, you knew it.
You didn't know it.
You don't know it.
It just makes you do.
Yeah, you know it.
You know it.
I promise, Serif.
I know you don't believe me.
That's a woman that knows.
The time you didn't say a British person was a minority in front of a black man who went through slavery, but uh...
I think the British people are minorities, no?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, I don't... I don't like that. I feel oppressed thinking about it.
I don't think there's a lot of them. I think actually we're all minorities, except for if you're Indian, right?
You said me and Shope. Me and Shope. Many Reginals. I can't.
I
My god, are you know there's more Indians and Chinese people know
They took the lead last year they really have one baby policy to heart
All right, I'll see you guys in an hour get ready
It's gonna happen
It's gonna happen
I think Francie's house might have a gas leak. I think that she spent too long in Japan and now she's forgotten English somehow.
Which I guess does make sense.
I have eyes on an individual's side where an orangey just went close to five.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Here we go.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, Mounties.
I think there's going to be some kind of breach of the name.
Hello.
I apologize for being on the way.
This is streamed just so everyone is aware.
Sorry, I couldn't make it fit into my delegated off stream office hours.
So I do apologize for that.
If anyone has anything that they want to talk to me about,
OOC, just DM me and I will make time to talk to you about it tomorrow.
All right?
Okay.
Deal.
Great.
Fantastic.
Okay, so let's talk about Polito.
How are we feeling?
Mostly good.
There's some bugs.
Yeah, I think everything is, nothing's on fire,
but also that's part of the problem.
That there's actually not much happening
after so many weeks of people having not much to do
other than pick up trash and stomp on chickens.
The dynamic has kind of started to turn into more of, it feels a little bit more like Prisoner Peak, it feels a little bit like Lister's in Bollingbrook.
There's, within that, opportunities for a degree of conflict, obviously, simply to get across the border, things like that.
But it kind of just ends up breeding into nothing but conflict, which sometimes doesn't manifest itself in terms of the best kind of dynamics and stories, just because it is, I think, often kinds.
Yeah, it's all gas, no break right now, I hear you.
Yeah.
Yeah, so we are aware of that.
I mean, initially, phase one of Polito,
the vision was that just escaping from Polito
and getting resources for Polito would be majority of the RP.
And I think it has been like that.
And now the dev team, I mean, they're working.
they're fortunately you know they've slowed down to I don't know how much
of you really even know the history of chase rp but I mean the last four
months has just been just crunch time and grinding and then obviously the
server came out and then there were the devs are having to put more hours in
which I don't like I don't want to burn out dev team fortunately they've kind
of been able to dial it down to a moderate pace of work but things are
being worked on mechanically we do have ideas for Polito and one thing that
will really help with Polito is I don't know how how much of you have like
sort of figured out the crocodile riddle in game yet but there were some
mechanics that were supposed to be involved with the use of crocodile but
matters that who's in much hour now who made the mechanic when we were talking
about that. We forgot that we were talking about it on Christmas and he actually wasn't
in the meeting. So we completely forgot to tell him to turn the on switch on for that.
And so yeah, there will be some more stuff coming with that. Also some more civilian
stuff. I have this idea for right now, the only wallets you can get are just two slot
wallets. I want the larger wallets to come from Polito and be made out of cap skin or
or something.
So more civilian opportunities as well,
because obviously we don't want the entirety of Polito
to be criminal, right?
We want the opportunity for just civilian RP to work as well.
So with that being said, and I haven't played as much in there
as I would like to, I think next week
is going to be a lot of prior for me.
But we're talking about like a, we really
want a bingo mechanic as well too,
because that's been really great.
Yeah, we like that and I mean if you guys have any suggestions for anything
You can just put it in the
Polito leo chat. I think that would be fine
Yeah, that'd be a good place to put that I think
The regular suggestion channel makes me want to fucking kill myself half the time because it's just can you add this MLO?
Or can you add this hairstyle or can you add this skateboarding mechanic?
So I'm gonna be honest. I kind of just stemmed that but if but but for you guys that are actually in Pulido a lot
And if you have any suggestions that you think would be good, just let me know
In that channel
Yeah, okay
Yeah, I think I just as I know it's been an unfortunate situation
But I think the biggest thing that's been killing a decent chunk of the plato stuff is like the curfew thing
Which again, I completely understand why that curfew is there
But it's a lot of like the I would say the core player roleplayers start around halfway
through that curfew and there's like five people roleplaying with each other for most
of the day until like the 8pm reset.
Yeah, I mean if we could cause some problems.
Yeah, I mean if we could get some like admins to be on during those hours to ban people
when they get in, we could open the curfew back up.
It's just trying to find dedicated admins that are willing to be on the server at, you know, fucking three in the morning to fucking nine in the morning on Mondays and Mondays through Friday.
Not it's a bit, you know, easier stuff than done. We're looking for it.
But yeah, it's just one of those things where it's going to take time. This whole Play Doh thing is a new concept.
We knew that people getting in through the public queue and hacking would be an issue. Unfortunately, it was.
We were hoping it wouldn't be as big of an issue as it was, but you know it was
And you know for those of you that think just get anti-cheat is the solution. It's not
All the all the anti-cheats right now are unfortunately behind the hacks because all the money is in selling the hacks not selling the anti-cheat
So I mean it that's really not the solution that people might think it is
administration's key pretty well yeah I mean that just gonna have the admins
right like obviously anti-cheat does help a little bit but the really thing
that's truly effective is just boots on the ground admins actively just noticing
people hacking and banning them I mean that that unfortunately is just the best
thing you can do anti-cheat only goes so far
But, yeah, so um, yes, but I would love to have Pulido open 24-7.
But like I said we just, we need active admins for those, for those hours.
And it's hard to find.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I wasn't like it, it wasn't like a criticism.
It's just obviously.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
So I'm on the Dev Team.
So I, I'm on the ship.
Yeah, no.
I'll let people are away.
I'm not, nothing here is a criticism of anyone.
It's just I'm just, it's just what is, what is going on.
then there's still issues of how that impacts.
Yeah.
Prodeplaying them as well.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
And we have stuff coming in that will make it harder to get out.
I don't want to spoil, but we are aware of that.
And we're adjusting things constantly.
For example, I think right now, tracker tampering is like, it's just always a ping, right?
It wasn't like that before, it just is now.
And it takes like fucking, it takes like three minutes.
move a tracker
So there's that
Like I said, we also have some more mechanical limitations coming in
And you know
We really did just kind of want to
Slow roll out how hard it would be to get out of here. Maybe we I don't know man
Maybe maybe we should have taken another month to like four to five Polito a little better, but
I've got an idea for Toledo.
Sure.
Motion sensor minigun that faces outwards and it needs to be hacked instead to disable it.
You're not getting out without a phone buddy.
I could certainly inquire with the devs about that.
That's not a bad idea, but like if you guys...
I tell you what, if something like that is possible, then I would be willing to open up.
I feel like shit like that should be like done a little more in RP, right?
And I'd definitely be willing to like put like a DM in place to like facilitate
You know getting a minigun or getting a fucking turret system done in RP, right?
I don't and I don't I don't even mind that some people come in and they they go out
It's like once you come back like I don't know
It's just you're coming in you're going out and then you come in you go out you come in you go out
It's just kind of not really how clean I feel like I
I hear you, I hear you, and you know, maybe we should monitor that a little more, because
I do hear what you're saying, and maybe we should, from an admin perspective, consider
that to be a low quality RP, because I do hear what you're saying.
Someone just, all they do is just, you know, just run into the city and, you know, they
just start stabbing people, and they don't even attempt to like make a storyline out
of getting out of Palito.
I do understand what you're saying.
Yeah, there's definitely a handful that are
like going out into the city for a purpose.
And then they come back and they've
made like a criminal life out of it.
But there's definitely some will come in
and the cops will bring them back to the gate.
And I'm like, I don't recognize this person.
I've never seen this person in my life.
Yeah.
I hear you.
I hear you.
And that's a good point.
And maybe we should, because I don't necessarily
think that's the worst thing.
But if someone is spawning in, they
into the server, and they do just run into the city
and just start grinding out all the robbery mechanics
that they've seen on other people's streams.
You know what I mean?
And then they just go to prison, and they just
rinse or pee, do the same thing.
Yeah, that's not like.
Is that actually role play?
Right, that's what I'm saying.
Are they really contributing to the role play?
I mean, kind of because it is fun to catch the Politions,
but not as much as I would like, right?
Like, not as much as I would like.
I do want to say, though, positive side of things,
I think that the devs have finally tracked down
the hitching issue that we were having at Legion Square MRPD,
which means that we will finally be
able to increase the player cap in Polito.
I think that we're going up to 50 next week.
So that should help.
Yeah.
That's how much it will do.
That should help.
So a little bit of good news, which is where we wanted Polito.
We wanted Polito at 50.
And I tell you guys what, if we still
feel like that Polito could go a little higher and that too many people are just
getting the city we can we can reevaluate then but but let's try 50
out and see how that feels. Yeah I think obviously if there's a bit of insight the
upcoming changes that we want to do to making Polito a bit harder to escape
would definitely help with that. I think so as well. Right now it's way too easy. I
agree. I fully agree. I think it's way too easy. I actually think that more
people are sticking around and trying to, again, I just want to take a second to thank
you guys for actually making Pulido a thing and, you know, actually making it an RP environment
and not just people spawning in and running out. Because I think, you know, Pulido is
one of the coolest things that's been done in RP in like a really long time. And, you
know, you guys are the reason that it feels like that it's separate and that it has a
culture. And I know I need to start pulling my weight a little more and actually playing
prior more but I didn't expect to have a whole sheriff's department that I needed to be hands-on
on the whole time but I don't want to ramble too much about that I just want to show a bit of
appreciation for you know not only you guys but everyone that's been just R.P. in Polito is just
normal citizens because I think it's awesome I love it thank you yeah thank you I appreciate
for you. One thing I did notice that I did feel was a little strange was the amount of
airplanes landing on the beach. So that should all be going. So airplanes... We haven't seen that
like nearly a week and a half. Yeah. Well okay so just put that in this chat because right now
no one should even be able to lock pick any aircrafts. If they're able to just let me know
If you could just take a screenshot of the kind of helicopter they have so that I can tell the devs to make a joke
So that like specific helicopter has like a check that it can't even be hijacked would be great
The good news is we sort of figured that out in character the second we see one over pollution airspace
We all just point our rifles to it until it explodes. I mean yeah, and that's fantastic
I mean if you guys want to we could just make it to where it has the damage of a fucking wet paper bag
You know, if you just if you guys just if you guys just want to blow people up
We could do that. You know what? I mean, it's yeah, that's also that's also fine. Absolutely
Could we make birdstrikes a thing we can I mean the sky's really the limit we could make it to where when they
You know across the Polito threshold that there's a percentage that they do hit a bird and it just fucking blows up in the middle
I mean, it's it the sky is really the limit
Uh, you know, no pun intended.
Put that plane in the Hudson.
Yeah, I mean, this, we, honestly, we probably could just make it to where they just fucking
stall out the second that it crosses the fucking threshold.
That's actually not a bad idea.
Maybe we'll, maybe we'll add the planes back in and just do that.
One thing, I just can say one thing that I kind of wanted to get some people's temperature
on is stacking charges, because usually I don't like doing that, but part of Polito
being like a public queues that you get a lot of public humanity and people just sort of like
doing self insert, crim stuff and like admitting in character that like their friends invited them
to the server and they're just trying to get to the south and like right now like I just create
reports for it and uh unfortunately like sometimes those take like 48 to 72 hours to get seen and
those people just cycle through so are we okay with like for repeat offenders of like really
low quality stuff like just adding more charges. I don't want you to do that because I really I
don't want any cop to act as an admin just report it man you know what I mean I don't I don't like
when cops start blurring the line between roleplay cops and admins yeah I haven't done it I hear you
I'm the same character I'm told to so I will I also want to touch on that a little bit I'm a little
more lenient on the Polito players because we do deny people's whitelist apps sometimes
and tell them to like get better at our like Polito is a little bit of a learning like
zone to me a little bit but yeah like a bit a little more leniency but you know with people
just running out of Polito like we talked about and not even attempting to RP there
that's that that now that that's different right but if someone is like you know trying
and like putting their effort in and I'm sure you guys can tell the difference right
You know what I mean, but they're not the best right? That's one thing
But yeah, I hear what you say. I hear what you said somebody just straight up saying a character
Yeah, my friends told me to check this server out
Right, we had some guys wash up and say oh, yeah, we're flying and more people don't worry about it
Those exact words I now to me, you know
To me that's pulled them into a ticket and just warned them like hey just tighten it up a little bit
I wouldn't ban someone for that if it was their first report. I would just be like hey
You know if you're new to RP maybe maybe try not to use that kind of terminology because I do consider Polito a
Bit of a learning space. I think it's a I think it's a place to give people a chance. Whereas, you know
White list is more. Yeah, you should know not to fucking do that, right? Yeah, I think one of the big things is with the
Expected lower barrier. Yeah entry and as a result lower quality RP
I think part of the problem is and part of the reason that you especially get this kind of weird bloodline and
There's been issues around huts and not having huts is that because you're getting a lot of shit is coming through
Yeah, even when there's not rule breaks
There is a lot of disruption to actual quality storylines and off beat
Yes, and then what ends up happening is is that's then disruptive to other players and the current mouncies
I don't think have sufficient facilities to deal with that other than by doing something like stacking charges
You know we had a situation here today where there was a guy coming in saying you know
You can put me in jail for X amount of time and I'm gonna come out and just not randomly getting people up again
Oh man, people say that on the whiteboard.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I'm sure they do, but the thing is with the small space, it's so much more disruptive.
Right.
And what the solution is, I don't know, because I don't want to, like you say, start turning into the territory where people in prison for a long time, because that doesn't allow them to grow their RP either.
But I think there does need to be something that kind of actually mechanically suggests the authoritarian state that Lee is actually supposed to try to represent, because at the minute,
The the balance of power is not picked enough in the hands of the state as to create interesting
work by dynamics. I hear you
Yeah, so I guess the first step like I said would be to report that
If someone's a tire RP is getting out of prison and just spam punching people in Polito, then we'll eat that
But I don't know man
I mean because that happens on whitelist too where people they do just like get out of prison
that just go right back to like fucking shooting people and robbing stuff.
I think it's like also the size of Play-Doh compared to the the rest of the map.
Yeah, it's so much easier.
Yeah, yeah, I hear you.
I mean, I'll tell you what, I'll play prior next week and if we feel like that we need some,
because I do hear what you're saying, where is, you know,
since there's maybe since it is a public server, the charges should just,
you know, be longer and I hear you and that is kind of starting to make sense to me.
I do want to say like just for everyone like I've arrested so many people and I would say that the
number of people who are just straight-up shitters is actually kind of low and for the people who
like are still like getting into what RP is I just try to like sherpa them so usually I'll like
if people come in and they're like oh I can only stomp chickens and fish I'm like well there's
actually so many other things you can do like you can try and convince people to stay in Palito
So you can do all kinds of things all right around the corner.
You can just RP, right?
Yeah, you can RP.
Yeah.
It turns out.
Yes.
And now, I'm sure that's true where we are just talking about a few people, but those
few people, right, if they're shitty enough, it can be really disruptive.
It can feel like a lot bigger of an issue than it, or it could just be a big issue.
You know what I mean?
But I hear what you're saying, and maybe we could look at the times a bit.
to discourage that some potential, you know, what fucking maybe like a repeat
offender charge might not be bad.
Since it is since it is.
You're kind of joking about.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
No, you're joking about making like a vibe killer.
Trust like you're killing the.
Yeah, it's not that murdering the vibe.
You don't need to interrupt me for you.
You don't need to apologize for interrupting me because I won't shut the fuck up.
So that's totally fine.
Just to be clear, I'll sit here and ramble all fucking night.
It's true up into the deaf means. It's true. Yeah, you you don't have to apologize for that
But yeah, that's a good idea
I'm gonna go I like I tell you what I like to sleep on this kind of stuff
So I am gonna do that, but yeah, we're probably just gonna do that. We'll probably just for
Yeah background that idea came up because there are a lot of people who like you we apply re-education like percussive re-education
They get knocked out. We put them in hospital, but they have an interior hit,
comma,
the calculus and then we bring them to this. We process them and it's just like
they yell slurs or just send me and it's like, yeah.
Yeah. Okay. I'm with you guys. That is an issue. Um, let's,
I will address that tonight on prior. I will log in and we'll do, uh,
we'll do a repeat offender thing. Um, because, you know, that I,
I can see that being an issue on what is just a pseudo public server, right?
Yeah, like a public men's charge, just public ministry.
Yeah, we've had issues with individuals that are openly against the state of Polito, which
I mean that really just can't stand in a totalitarian dictatorship.
But we don't really have any way to punish that.
I understand that, yeah, I'm with you completely.
And I'm, yeah, I understand and we're going to, I'll address that on prior tonight.
come up with a charge that if somebody, I don't know, I guess we could say like, what
do you think like within an hour if they get convicted of another felony, if they get charged
with it, then it's just like, I don't know, like 12 hours in there, I guess they could
be the same amount as a band.
I could ask, I'll tell you what also, I could, and I can ask the admins about maybe putting
them on the same cooldown that you would get put on if you got found escaping.
Get deported. Yeah, right. So, yeah, that was my suggestion, so yeah.
I actually think some of the posters and stuff that goes up that's against the whole
totalitarian state that's driving pretty good RP. Oh yeah, that's cool.
Oh, no, no, no, for sure. I think there's a way to oppose the government and have it
be good RP and then there's I'm just gonna spam pump you you know spam punch
you because fuck oh yeah yeah for sure for sure I don't think there's bad
RP with that but well you know some people yeah okay yeah and I think I think
at the moment that the biggest antagonist in the leader is the
government
people getting trees in charges all of a sudden
one thing that is difficult is with how authoritarian
Polito is so many people don't like the state and so finding people who
aren't obviously like anti-polito and haven't committed crimes is really hard
safe and nice one would hope but no well and that's kind of the other is well
no we don't need that please no the people that are you know pro our
government and you know they might not necessarily be Mountie aligned anyway
They want to be I tell you what here's what I think we should do. I think we should do
We'll add a charge that essentially says hey if you get caught like disrupting the piece again or whatever, right?
You know if you go to jail and then if you get caught like being violent
Whatever it may be within an hour of your release then you're back in for 12 hours, right or whatever that is in minutes
I'm gonna hold off on that banning them from the server for now just because we are going up to
50 people and then we'll just see how it feels and then I tell you what let and then we'll revisit this in a couple weeks
and if it turns out that we do just have 20 fucking people sitting in prison on
You know on this because of discharge then we'll then then maybe we'll talk about
You know we're moving them from the server just so that other people can get in we can cycle the queue a bit better
Does that does that sound good? Yeah, yeah, okay. Well, one of the other things in that vein just before we move on from talking about
Kind of rebellion selfie and things in that vein. Yeah, I think is what touching on is
Again, due to the small nature of the city and of course the kind of RP that's gonna create with the kind of government that it has
There's implicitly obviously a lot of interesting people trying to
Have rebellious groups terrorism that kind of thing. Yes
The problem is, is the difference between that occurring in the city versus in Polito.
If we put somebody away for terrorism and put them away for a certain amount of time today or two,
they're going to be back out and doing the same thing again.
Of course, people involved in good quality RP typically going to take stock of that.
But there's not really any long term ways of kind of, and this is RP that's going to right now,
is quashing these kinds of groups because you're very much aware that there's nothing that you can do other than
put these people away for a very short time.
Yeah, I hear you.
And I don't see a way around that without, you know,
this feeling.
Yeah, we, we, you know, that's a problem that we have to deal
with on, on white list as well, where it's like, okay, you
know, Mike block has done terrorism six times. Right. Um,
but I, and, but again, I do understand the nature of
Plato being a smaller community, right? It sort of needs to
make sense. Maybe we should start to consider some sort of
DOJ so that we can have a longer huts and shit right for people
We have got a couple players who are actively involved in setting up like a bit of a legal department right not anything government related
But you know they offer themselves that was lawyers for anybody who's yeah, I've heard about the lawyers
We just get called down and say you know
We haven't actually seen either of those players in like over two weeks now.
Yeah, I've stepped in and do that. I just take my hat off and turn around and I'm like, you got no rights.
I tell you guys what, um, passports... Moons, you're making the passports, right?
Yep.
When are those done? Soon, right? I've seen the videos.
The UI for that is almost like 95% done, and then I think Madness is cracking out the...
Okay, yeah. Okay, so then okay, so here's what we should do then so when we release the passports
I also want there to be a Los Santos and we can figure out how to handle this an RP
But I want there to somehow be a Los Santos embassy in Polito
But then also there's gonna be a Polito embassy in Los Santos, right?
So government officials are gonna be free to you know, I mean go back and forth
Um, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're just gonna do we're just gonna use that because this building is sick
I'm gonna be honest. I even forgot it was in Polito
Yeah, I hardly used it. I know well, I fucking forgot
I do kind of like the church because that's what people
There's also the big grocery store I kind of wish we could use
Um, but with that being said, so I tell you what when we start rolling out these embassies, right? Um, maybe that's when we also add
a doj for
Polito and we just kind of like
Do like one big like government?
I guess and let me ask you guys a question as well. We're here. Does does a Los Santos embassy in Polito make sense for you?
Or are we just opposed to that? Are we opposed completely because I want to ask you guys about that
I would say it's a hundred per day environment.
I can definitely see a lot of role-play opportunity with that being in Polito.
I see people getting attacked as they travel to and from the embassy.
Especially if they're going to be starting opening an arc for people to come and visit like leisurely and stuff.
Yeah, because in RP at the moment there are open tools between the higher ups in Polito and judges and stuff in Los Santos.
And we are working on that like in role-play currently.
If it just pulled up out of nowhere, it would be weird, but we are moving in that direction.
That's my exact point. I only want to do this only if it makes sense. I don't want it to just be like,
okay, there's an embassy now. If it makes sense for... and I'll come on to prior, but I'll try to get
a little caught up so I can help guide this as well. But with that being said, if it does make
sense will do the whole whole embassy thing but if it starts to not make sense and I just want to
be clear me saying there's going to be an embassy I'm not like you guys don't have to you can do
whatever the fuck you want if you want to close the embassy down and if you want to close off
you know if you if you want to restrict access into play though that's totally fucking fine I
don't give a shit right yep um but you know there are going to be passports and uh I think it would
would make sense in RP to start to allow the, you know, just like visitation visas and just
like transport, import, export stuff would also be cool. And then we will have to, you
know, originally my vision for Polito was that Los Santos embassy would be there and,
know maybe like five times like five people a week they could grant like a
work visa into Los Santos but I I don't I don't want it to affect the Polito
population so we're gonna have to figure out how that works mechanically right
yeah some in character policy written up and within that there is justified
barriers to getting out and one of the things that we've talked about to spoil slightly is is that
Any visa would cost a decent amount of money. Yes, I would have to be basically paid on the subscription bonus
It might be something like a 30-day visa. So you would constantly be becoming back in the police. Oh, we're new in that
So you're right fucking off long-term. No, well that and that's what I was thinking
I was thinking that like work visa means you can enter Los Santos for an extended period of time a day
Maybe five hours, but you have to come back to Polina like you still live there. You know what I mean
I mean, you have to come back like for the night, but, you know, even like I said, if
we have five people out a day, right, I just maybe won't be that big of a deal at a 50
player count.
Well, we were also discussing it, it can't just be like any like police, it needs to
be someone that has already kind of proven themselves because we're not going to send
out somebody who's just some random to like be the face to be the face of the leader.
Yeah, so in my mind, it would be like fully done in RP.
The ambassadors from Los Santos would
work alongside of the Polito politicians,
and it would be an interview process.
OK, why do you want to come to Los Santos and work?
What do you have to offer for the city, right?
And then in turn, because you guys need RP, too,
on the other side of that, the whole import, export,
people coming in.
By the way, I think that, you know, a bit of a spoiler,
but the only alcohol is going to come from Polito
is kind of what I want to do.
I really want to do that.
Yeah.
I was thinking about legalizing it.
Potato vodka.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so we got some stuff we're working on in the background.
But I'm thinking that, you know, because alcohol,
it's not illegal in Los Santos.
There just isn't a way to get it, you know what I mean?
So are you thinking about adding like a wheat crop
for making beer too?
We could do that, yeah, that's how I've been doing it.
We're left in yacht.
So I will tell you guys just,
so you have a bit of an insight mechanically,
we don't want to do like a ton of like,
this resource can only make this, right?
Like, any meat, if you kill a chicken,
you can make a fucking burger, right?
Cause we don't want to get two in the weeds
with like insane amount of resources.
So we could make it to where, you know, we can add beer,
but it would probably be like potatoes can also make beer.
You know what I mean?
But this is all stuff that can be done with RP, you know?
Yeah, potato waffles, for example, you know?
Just because we don't want to get two into like
the survival realm with like,
I mean, I'm sure we've all seen RP servers
where they just have like super overcooked,
like fucking resources and shit.
And you need like 20 different fucking things
to make one thing.
We don't want to get too crazy with that.
like a sorry tomato Caesar like Canada we have Caesars yeah yeah I mean I got so
many Canadian ideas I'm sorry more on more on the whole agriculture side of
things yes you know as the director of agriculture sure I'm noticing that there's
been so little demand for pollution crops that I suspect is due to how easy it is
for Southerners to just smuggle seeds out yeah I think we need to do something
about that. Let me look at that. Let me look at that mechanically.
So right now, the way it works is that restaurants so they don't run out of
things can order a low like if they need fries, for example, they can they can
order low quality potatoes from the computer in the back and then they just
have it. Yeah, I kind of have been wanting to remove that for a while now and
just make it to where you there, you know, you can't instantly get the resources you
actually do just need to buy it.
Um, could you tie it to player population?
So like when there's less people on presumably there'd be less people that
could actually get the resources.
So it enables it, but then when there's more people on it, disables,
I would just rather I'm very big on either completely do away with it or,
or not.
Um, I don't like half measures.
There's been multiple times where like the farmers have been doing their joke
farm in fantastic yes like 800 potatoes of right away in
storage because no one's actually needed to buy any and so
that's just we'll talk about yeah we'll talk about this
internally but I think that it's just too easy for restaurants
to get resources right now in my opinion because they can they
can just go on the computer in the back and they can just
order more shit and you know we did this initially just so the
restaurant RP can exist without any you know barriers but I
think you're now yeah during the start of but I think now
I don't really see a need for it, you know
Yeah, another thing. Yeah, so someone with experience at plan B, too
There's been people that just dump potatoes without really any need for making a profit too, which is yeah annoying
And also not all of the materials are needing people's involvement
I think the biggest one is eggs the only way to get eggs is ordering it
I think that if we limit the supplies to Polito, then it forces us to you know, go Rp and
Yeah, I mean yeah, that's true
Yeah, and I mean it doesn't limit right because here's the thing like well there are some I don't want to spoil it but
The crocodile shit is is is gonna be very good for criminals and some of that shit you can only get in Polito
Yeah, and I think with the vodka, right, we'll have a use for the potatoes that would go around I got a question and that is something.
Do you guys know?
I really don't want to spoil it, but has anyone tried as a Los Angeles citizen tried to sell weed in Puerto Rico?
Yep.
Not the lesions Los Santos citizens.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me ask if because here's the thing
They're not even supposed to be able to
The NPCs are supposed to be like, you know, you don't look like you're from around here
So if that isn't oh, but also but Polito has the highest selling weed. It's the highest selling leads on by a lot
But but but but so let me let me see if that's working correctly because they're not supposed to be able to
And the whole low point of that is I really want to encourage
people to have to work with the
Policians if they want to traffic drugs
there right let me ask because it's not
then that's not working correctly I said
I didn't want to leak it but I did which
is fine
suggestions about whitelisted
politions?
Yes.
So I do put a lot of suggestions, but I don't know if
mine just kind of...
Are you putting it in a suggestions run?
Yeah, I might get like pushed down a lot or something.
I just barely... I'm going to read that because they're all
terrible. But like I said, just put it
in the Polito PD
fucking channel.
I'll read it there.
I have a question regarding
Maybe whitelisted people could have extra maybe two more slots for characters
I have my I have my police in both. I also kind of want to try like a new regular like a new sieve
Yeah
Let's do that then and the only reason it's like that is
So public players can't just spam fucking, you know shit lords, but uh
Like I guess now that I'm thinking about it though moons if yeah, if they get banned for 12 hours
Anyways, and they can't even access the character creation many does it fucking matter?
her? The only get found if you're like you're like arrested across the border
but realistically if someone's whitelisted are they really gonna be
Omega shit loading in play? Oh yeah yeah yeah okay well yeah the whitelisted people
I'm not worried about so okay yeah um yes I will on that yes it actually says in
the character select screen unlock more slots with whitelist okay I did I did
right that. Yeah. Yeah. And I'll and I'll let the guy who made that moons answer that question.
Fake news. And then also I know I know Penta doesn't like scenes, but I was wondering if
whitelisted patients can do image. Can't do it. Oh whitelisted. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah whitelisted.
Yeah. Obviously public players can't for I'm sure you guys can use your imagination.
But I explained it to me dicks was like a propaganda
Okay, would be nice if it was actually
But my account manager on twitch might so let me yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, let me ask
I also wanted to do like little loop of drawings
Yeah, I don't care if what listed players can that's obviously not a big deal
But yeah, public camp for various reasons.
Yes, I had a suggestion for ankle monitors to add a mini game to make it more like skill based to remove them.
Yeah, we want to add we definitely want to improve on that, but we also need Skyrim lock.
I don't the thing is I don't I don't really like to release
Like I don't like to make shit harder unless there is also something that gets added that makes it easier
So there are gonna be like easier ways soon to relu to remove your ankle monitor
Through you know items that you can get in various ways
So off your leg or yeah, or we could just you know do a saw thing and just fucking
It's all your leg off the thing is but the problem is that like we could add a minigame, but
It would have to take a really long fucking time, you know because we want people that are
Removing their ankle monitor. We want them to get caught like 90% of the time. You know what I mean?
We want that to be a very low low
chance of success
Yeah, I feel like they
Don't get caught 90% of the time currently. Yeah, well
Make it, make it still trigger the ping even if they fail the minigame.
I'll double-check and make sure that they succeed.
Yeah, I've only seen the ping a couple of times.
If they fail the game, they just explode.
Yes.
What you could do is...
Oh, and then their ankle monitor could just be going off if they fail the game.
Or you could make it like when they swim, right?
There's a chance that you get fucking zapped to death when you try and take that thing off.
Yeah.
I will say...
They did.
When I hate to be that guy,
But I have a really strong vendetta against people being punished who put really good OP in the breaking out of Polito
and then they're too bad at minigames, so they end up getting caught.
Just get your head.
I think that punishes people who are good at OP and rewards people who have fast reaction times.
Which is fair.
Which I agree. I agree with that.
But the people getting their ankle monitor removed don't do the minigame.
It would have to be Kaihu.
Yes, the person removing it.
So they have to find someone that has a question.
I will say devil that devil's advocate excuse me for that though is um if someone is good at a minigame
It's kind of cool to just have someone that you know is like good at hacking for example
You know what I mean that that's that's kind of fun, right? Um, I I do question. Yes
Uh, if someone's taken off a
Like an ankle monitor impolito. Does it still does it ping it as well? It's supposed to
Dispatch
Which is good
Oh, so it just lets it like a local scene. I'm taking it off and it reported him. Okay. Okay. Alright, I see now
So you gotta be really paid attention if you want to you want to catch him
And it only takes about five minutes to do an entire nationwide manhunt. So off of it
It doesn't give you the location
I think I'm modest saying at once but I've seen it once or twice in a post as well. Yes, it took me right to the guy
Yeah, we had four last night coming back to back to back to back. Yeah, we did
No location, but I mean that was enough to figure out who it was
Okay, I'll tell them
It needs to give the exact location and it needs to ping 100% of the time
Just an extension on loop pass question earlier about the extra character slots
What would happen if you if one of your police and characters would get citizenship like not a visa
Would that character be transferred to the whitelist queue to allow you to do different
No, because it's still like it's still your origin, right? So again, we we do we need to figure out a way
Where and it's not an issue right now because you can't even do that right now, but when we do roll out
Citizenship for Policians. We need to figure out a way to where it doesn't take up a spot in the Polino queue
Yeah, yeah, like transfer your content manually on the backend and copy your gamer profile or your
your police profile to the whiteness profile. I don't know if it's if it's as simple as just
copy it to the from the back end but I can ask I have no idea but right it's not really on my radar
right now because mechanically or not not mechanically but within RP it's not even possible so
So 50% sort of down south, 50% up north, so you can kind of come and go, obviously, with
checks and everything.
So I mean, if you were given citizenship in RP, I would imagine that you would just have
dual citizenship unless you were exiled.
So I guess that would be a, we would need to figure that out in RP.
Mechanically, my only concern is if someone is a Los Santos citizen that it's not taking up a spot for Polito people.
For sure. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I think that's just because it's having something written on the MDT form.
I'm sorry as well, but it's kind of been implied but never been said outright.
I don't think since we saw this conversation that with the advent of these visas, the population in Polito is going to explode massively because we're going to have a lot of Los Santos people that are now allowed to be here or go.
right ago, you know, that's gonna be seven businesses,
it's gonna be seven LP.
Yeah.
That should be one of the things.
Yeah, yeah, that too.
So that's good.
That's a positive, right?
Question about that.
Like I've fallen in love with my character in Polio,
but I do wanna kind of expand on her
that maybe Polio can't fully...
No, totally, totally, yeah.
And then we want that.
We want characters that start as Policians
And then they are given citizenship,
and then they do expand on that character in Los Santos.
But it hasn't only been 30 days.
And we want that sort of stuff to kind of happen naturally.
And we want the government to evolve naturally.
I mean, in a sense.
Well, yeah, we've got a beating set up,
Me and a few others.
So yeah, we're doing it in game.
And it sounds like it is.
It sounds like the government has been building naturally,
which is great.
I really prefer to do things like this.
I could set up a government OOC, but as I found on Onyx,
you can do that for months, and then the server drops,
and then people just don't play.
So I really just prefer to just let things progress naturally
in RP, because people that actually want to do that
will gravitate to it, which just happened.
So that's good.
like 30 or 40. For that exact reason. Nope. No.
They don't go up and down the beach. You can't get on the beach. Yeah.
We can enforce like a role play 20% miles an hour thing, but I'm going to say no.
And here's why I'm going to say no. Okay. As soon as you guys, as soon as we have
access to Los Santos through passports, we'll be able to go to PDM and we'll just
We'll just be able to buy the same cars that the cops have.
Yeah, you're right.
You can just buy a proper car.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, it's a period.
Polishing cars are police cars.
Safe and safe.
I need a new character.
Cars are my life.
Also, I mean, I think 20 to 40 wouldn't even
make a difference.
You still wouldn't be able to catch the cars.
Well, it's the difference between taking 15 minutes
to drive over from one checkpoint to the other
to handle a police.
front of the point that's that is fair enough but um why don't you just fucking get this
passport done then you fucking asshole if you want this shit because the second the
passport I said my shit my shit is 95 get on them then get get tell matters to okay well
different slightly different question but also maybe potentially interesting um we did acquire
an LSPD cruiser and I did accidentally park it in our garage and can't pull it back out
So it's not just saying maybe we acquire for the cruisers. I mean, yeah, that's what that's kind of what I wanted to happen as well
Okay, if that's the case and I could probably just spawn one in for you guys and that can just be the RP then it's there
We have the same issue with my taxi
And then I never go back
Oh, I also noticed
sometimes loop is a trash child and she goes through the trash sometimes I find
Licenses and I'm like oh like loop who wants to give this to a red coat, but it disappears
Okay
This is cuz I guess I technically I'm not allowed
No, you you you should be able to you'd have to bug report that because I have no idea
In terms of taxi, yeah, I don't know if we have a way
right now to do we moons we have a way to transfer cars i don't think we do
like it like there's there's no way to like sell a car between players currently
no i don't think we need that uh but we got some i think there is a transfer thing now
i was there oh i think there is i think i think there is but i think it's only at the dmv oh
oh i thought i saw a bit um in the garage you can uh change the title like the title deed so you
you can change it. Okay, I'm going to say the rainbow. Maybe when we get the embassy
put in, we can have some kind of the MV functionality that allows us to do things like that. Yeah.
Yeah. That would be ideal. Um, fuck, I'm just no clipping around. Let me see. Um, okay.
might be an in-game thing, but how are we going to deal with getting cops up to the
side of the border when they don't really like to patrol and let people in? Because
we've, I don't know, it's a massive decline in go-postals because they'll wait there
for three hours and a cop won't come up.
Yeah, it's the first three, so that's better, Leopan.
We are going to buff go postal.
Go postal in general has declined because an item that you weren't supposed to be able
to get in those packages was sliding in the packages.
They're being firm like crims, but that's since been fixed and we, so we're going to,
we're going to buff how much money you make from that to encourage people to do it.
We're also planning on, one guy is super busy right now with stuff, but we are planning
on adding an app that essentially says if the border is open or not, MAUTI and LS, Folk
will be able to, MAUTI and LS, LEOs will be able to go up there and either the market
is open or not. That will tell the person using the app if the border is open, there
will also be a button there to request access or not not access, I'm sorry, but to request
somebody come in and help them or can we please not have that because if there's
not anyone available depending on how that notification sounds I can just
imagine getting spammed well we'll put an anti-spam
does that answer your question? yeah yeah perfect we have been having a little bit
fun answering the police dispatchers. Please don't care about that. I'm begging you. Please.
That's so funny. Okay. All right, fun.
You on the post, Doris? Oh my god. Damn it. Doris calling the cops every, like,
three calls. I get answered by a Mountie. We might have. It's like one of our pastimes. It's an
actual, it's an actual Mountie pastime. One of the only things that brings us like a little bit of joy.
I mean, if someone's hitting you just hit them back, don't call the police, gosh.
We don't have this problem in Palito.
Okay, all right, I won't touch it.
Yeah, it has been our little kind of propaganda station.
Okay, fun.
That's all, it won't be touched for the time being.
Yes.
Nice.
There you go.
Um, I actually though, maybe the phones though, like even the
the vibrate? That's all being worked on. Yeah, but I guess not
to be a dick, but I do need to get moving. Does anyone have
any questions specifically about Polito, LAO?
boats? Is that something that we can that's all again, solve
that's all been solved. Cool. Then no. Yeah. We got we got
great plans with with boats and people that were able to access
Oh actually the one last thing that I think will be valuable is, um, if we should be down on this, obviously
standing in as as head of government when you're available,
it would be good if I could get kind of the thumb on the pulse of when some of these
mechanical changes are coming so that I can convey more in RP because if people are coming to me and
saying when is X1 is it happening and the limitation is an OEC thing, at least if I can say, you know,
maybe wait around two weeks in character that might that might be happening to people, is that something that I could get access to?
I can loop you in. I can keep you in the loop, but just so we're on the same page. I'll tell you right now. Sometimes things get added and I didn't even know that it was ready. So just just so just so you're fully aware. I'm not even myself fully in the loop.
Everowner by the way.
FH ways.
Yeah, I mean, sometimes that happens.
Yeah, segways, for example.
So, yeah, I can keep you in the loop.
Yeah, awesome.
OK, great.
I am going to go, I guess, let's just do this as needed,
I think would probably be good.
One last thing.
Currently a lot of things on the like the MDT side are held up because the ranking permissions are buggered
Yes, nobody can fire anyone we can't like
Anyone has any issues with permissions feel free to DM me directly we finally identified why this is happening
Cyber just did not have time to actually fix it. It was me
Yeah, there's a code issue. It's just haven't been fixed yet. So if you need adjustments, new roles, any adjustments to roles, you notice one of them has broken overnight.
Just please DM me, I will come on any time to fix them. I'm actually doing that right now for EMS. So just let me know.
Could you please give the commander rank or the prince rank the ability to fire and edit ranks.
I'm literally done right now, but I will tell you if you try to add new ranks on your own or just some it may reset them
So again, just even when you're doing this, let me know if you do end
And what your stream?
No, is this okay? Good. No. No. No good because we got it's my time. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, good. I got worried this is meant to be private for a moment. Oh, no, no, no, no, no
I want to make sure
It's my time for sure. I cannot fucking wait dude. I love this glory
It's my time anyway get him in the mind
But yeah, let me know guys. I'll help out. But yeah, so yeah if again suggestions
General communication to me you can you can just use the
Pleo Bay L. E. O. Channel. That's fine
Just please tag me though or else I probably won't check it because I have a million fucking channels
So, yeah, if it's pressing, just tag me.
But yeah, I mean, this was good.
Does everyone feel good?
Yeah, thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
Good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
And like I said, I will remember to log on to Pryor at some point tonight.
Oh, it's bingo.
Yeah.
I gotta do this mind thing.
When do you bingo?
on you know for a while so you know we'll do that we'll add the charge for repeat offenders and
you know everything else is coming and it's all gonna be good um and yeah I say we just do these
these meetings as needed if that's good with you guys if you guys want to schedule a monthly thing
we can um my monthly meetings are starting to pile up um so it would work better for me if we
just kind of did this as needed yeah I don't think it needs to be a monthly it's not necessary no
Yeah, that's it everyone's left cool cool simple easy
Ponyos on fire. Yeah. Well, I mean and that's fine
That's the case, you know, I'll make time and we'll just fucking you know, crank out a meeting real quick, but
Cool, all right as needed. Which is one last thing if we can please get some sort of like cooking facility
Yeah, yes
I'm an old man who has a terrible memory. It's not it's not just a role-play thing
Yeah, um, so the idea is that uh
The saloon's gonna be able to they're gonna have like the same kitchen as all the restaurants do
I want to make it to where if anyone from LS eats the food or drinks the water and polito that they get sick
Oh, it's better. It just heals boy. Yeah. Okay, maybe it should be better. Maybe it
heals. Maybe it heals a little bit for some reason, and it just fills up more health.
Okay, you feel better than usual. This is great. Yes. Yeah, this is great. Okay. Yeah,
Fantastic. Okay. Sure. Fuck it. We'll do the yeah. Good feedback. We'll do it. I just like maybe like a like a stamina boost
Cuz I really like the idea of people in the south running from cops and being like I gotta slam some Polito food real quick
We
Unfortunately things that are too beneficial is gonna come with the downside of being a
Olysid narcotic
So we do have plans for I love drugs and stuff that give mechanical benefits. I think it's fun
I know some people aren't a big fan of it, but I think it's I think it's fun
So we have stuff like I maybe should check out crocodile. I don't know man. Maybe that does something
Well, I'd like to take the food with them back to us
We can be it out. Yeah, we can do that not be yeah, you just got to make it so that the
Losanthos food gives you a microplastics meter
A lot of bald people running around
All right, cool. I yeah, I need to get moving but thank you guys for being here. Thanks again for making Polito what it is
It's turned out to be better than I even imagined. So I appreciate you guys
Help and develop the culture and everything. It's good. Yeah, I appreciate you taking the time out your stream. Absolutely
Thank you. Thanks for making this. Yeah, thank you. Time to get it back to beating people. All right. I'll see you guys later
The mines, the kids' frame. Enjoy the mines.
Okay, okay, okay, good end, good meeting,
that I almost forgot about.
WGLEADUP, W meeting, W Jesus Christ.
I like the natural uptake in corporate speak.
now let me get back to it he's a fucker fuck you there we go all right back into
this here we go
all right everyone's been saying that I can't tell if they mean it or hey
and it's about the mind.
I feel like Charles again.
It's not about what you wear.
They took me to hoodcourt.
You look badass, man, respectfully.
You look like the Hulk.
I might shave my head and sound like that.
I'm not gonna appreciate that.
I'm not gonna talk to Charles.
I was in the toilet.
It's not important to me.
Oh, it's uh, this just doesn't really
Oh, yeah, that doesn't stick to my face. I don't know. I guess that makes sense. Okay. Um,
let me give it back to me. I like the sense, sir. Be wide. Thank you. Is this uh, this is everybody?
Okay, so I believe it's happened where the governor has
removed the seven day grace period. Uh, we're doing this because, um,
Um, criminals, uh, instead of going out and working and trying to pay their fines, instead,
uh, reacted to this by kidnapping the governor.
So as a fuck you to them and me and, and Tessa, uh, so, so fuck them.
Oh my God.
They, they're kidnapping.
Okay.
So fuck them.
So then yeah.
So they don't get, so seven day privilege revoked.
All right.
How yeah.
So what we're going to do right now is, all right, I need every, this is all the BCSO.
Yeah.
We got Dokes Dokes is still with our department. He's on an MRPD right now. But otherwise, okay
He can catch up. You can catch up. So what we're gonna do now is I'm sure you guys notice the bus out there
I need you guys to double up. We're gonna go down to the south side. All right. I'm gonna need you to
Stop your car. All right asked for someone's identification. I don't think we can legally well. No actually listen if you recognize them
and just look their name up.
And if they also check this out under government records,
there's now a top fines notice.
And we have every single one of their pictures.
All right, so now listen to me, this is important, OK?
If you guys pull up and someone instantly starts running,
guess what?
What the fuck?
Mounties.
OK, guess what?
You now have RS to identify them.
That's one of your case laws, all right?
Yeah, it's a little bit wordly.
Yeah, so if just the side of you make somebody run legally somehow, you now have the right
to detain them and identify them once you identify them.
If they do have that into the bus, okay?
So, being in debt, okay, so it's not like we're like they're under arrest for something
else and then we make them pay their fines off because we have them in our custody.
we could just get them in our custody because they're in debt.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
And then if they have anything illegal on them.
Yeah, then it's additional.
And then it's more debt.
Right.
I do have a question, sir.
Yeah.
Do you know what counts as an excessive fine?
Yeah, it's laid out.
It's laid out near.
Anything over 2,000 may be taken,
and then it says excessive fines will be detained and taken.
Yeah, so it's above $2,000.
and at least one older than a week.
All right, awesome, thank you, ma'am.
And that's just total.
It's like, if you total their unpaid fines, it's and.
So, unpaid total is above 2,000,
and at least one of them is older than a week.
Hey, look at that.
Begins February 1st, that's today.
Okay, so we're good to go.
Oh, nice.
Legally.
That's fantastic.
Yeah, the governor's pissed that this is how they've reacted.
So we're gonna take that bus.
I need everyone to go outside,
grab a car, grab a partner,
and we're just gonna round them up.
Okay, I'm driving the bus. All right. I'm driving the bus.
You drive the bus. I'm driving the bus.
Yeah, big bus man.
Let me call the governor because I kind of want him in the bus with me.
Actually, I said that I said we'd meet him there.
So everyone grab a car, grab a partner and meet me at the governor's house.
All right, let's get back out.
I'm on the way right now.
I got the whole force of me.
We're all on the way.
Oh, you're coming in.
Or you can meet us here.
It doesn't matter.
Well, how fast is that?
How fast?
How fast are you?
Come on, Gordo.
Not that fast.
How fast are you?
Fast as fuck.
All right.
Fast as fuck.
All right, meet me here then.
OK.
All right.
Hey, guys, the governor's.
Hey, everyone was up.
The governor's just going to meet us here, OK?
OK.
So we should probably, let's do channel six for this.
We'll do a separate channel.
We don't want to, you know, thawg of one.
And this is just going to be an uh, you know, just call me, all of the bus will toss them in.
Mhm.
Throw them in the bus.
Work the mines.
I should probably.
How many are there in two stuff?
Six.
Six, okay.
Should probably go get a bunch of pickaxes, huh?
Yeah, I've actually, I've got a bunch.
One of the work trucks. Oh, okay, great. Yeah, I can go get more
We'll worry about that once we have people
And we go repair my vests feel like I'm gonna need that that's a good idea they're gonna get real violent. Yeah, everyone make sure you got cuffs
Yep, cuz we're gonna be we're probably gonna be aoe detaining these people. Oh, there's gonna be great
Crazy
Yo, you're the actually the only motherfucking ass cracker
The school if you can use pickaxes as a weapon
I wonder
Okay, okay, I mean that that just makes sense for me.
Just wait for him to come out of prison and take him.
Yeah, you know what? I might do that.
Yeah, but first we got to go down in the south side and show them the consequences of their actions.
I guess there are non-actions of not paying their fucking debt
Everyone while we wait for the governor take the time to look at the top 20
debt list study their faces
Study it's under government records
Study these people
First Street Murder Conviction today. That'll be the first death penalty. We're gonna see in a while. Oh great. That's good
Are they gonna let you actually I need to talk to the governor
This is gonna be Wrangler's law
If you're the arresting officer
For somebody getting the death penalty you have to be the one to pull the trigger
You have to do it
That would be so satisfying. I've not had to do it every fucking second I spent with this motherfucker in the car
I've never been so sexually attracted to Hulk Hogan.
I don't really care this there, but you should probably have one of these
I'm sure this will fit my fucking family, they're the pretty common fucking people.
I don't know governor you want to give these people an inspirational speech as we uh
First, the south side.
Yes.
Yes, I do. Ladies and gentlemen.
Mm-hmm.
Can we get, uh, Gordo, could you sing some very faint, like, patriotic tune while I do this?
Ladies and gentlemen.
This motherfuckers think they can...
Fuck you in the ass, right?
Thank you, sir. They think they can just avoid these fines. They think they can make you obsolete
They believe they can show you off like the like that goddamn like
One of them what I call those teachers that are not real teachers
to do
substitute librarians
They just say oh this
this fucking fat ass librarian, divorced three times,
obese as shit, sitting in the library
getting paid less than minimum wage.
You know, we don't have to listen to this,
to this motherfucker.
We don't have to listen.
But this is a wake-up call.
They do have to listen.
You're the motherfucking BCSL.
You got guns and shit, you got tasers.
You got you got
Sirens your chair
Okay, you can we're gonna shove these motherfuckers. We're gonna shove them in the mines
We're gonna give these motherfuckers the black alone
That's right
The city account out of the red
But it's red no
Because today
We're putting them in the mines
We'll put
Put them to hell
All right
Let's roll out governor with me. I should probably get another
Someone else with me to another officer
Whoever wants to
So our area of focus is going to be Grove Street, Grozian form, okay?
That's probably the hotspot. So try to spread out pretty decently. Alright guys?
Let me roll out first. Let me roll out first.
Let me roll out first. Let me god damn it.
I need someone with me if you're solo right now like in that buffalo about to
leave you should get out and go with the sheriff instead I need one person with
me I don't care who it is just left who just left the comment you here
All right guys, let's show them no mercy
That's my bono pill guy
Well
I'll give you the pills if you grab the immunity get in my mind or something
I mean I know
I might try to do that. I'm right this second, but I do need my bono pills
Maybe I can you get him in Guff's and put him in the fucking bus please we got a whole
I'm not gonna run! Fuck you!
Gordy, go get some fucking cuffs for the love of God.
Everyone make sure you have cuffs, please God.
God, how's that playing?
Please, how's that playing?
I don't know a lot of people.
I don't know.
Toss them in the bus!
Search them first, sir. You should be able to put them in the bus.
Toss them in the fucking bus! God damn it!
I want to go, son of a bitch!
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I want to go son of a bitch
Watch your head belt. I'm watching governor. Yeah, you know what you you learn me here
Get your piece pills and you know, I get it
That was no trick I think let's take you let's take the freeway down take Alice freeway down
No, no, you got some debt to work off
off. What? Yeah, you got some debt to work on, buddy. You ever heard of the mines?
Hey, can we pick up Dirty Harry? Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna go.
We're gonna go to the bridge. You just, you just stabbed me.
I'm getting news that Dirty Harry is currently under the bridge and he just stabbed someone
from the little tank. That should be our first stop.
Yeah. Oh, I mean, that was like 20 minutes ago.
He stabbed him back. Okay. This is our guard. That was 20 minutes ago.
this is a bad ass
come on, come on, come on
ok, this is a bad ass
come on, come on, come on
come on, come on
come on, come on, come on
oh yeah, this is a bad ass
come on, come on, come on
it's kind of embarrassing to be conscious that
it's not in the clock, dude
good to see you, who's up there
oh, that's right
governor, I will never
forgive you for this, you know
I'm not supposed to get erect I need this I didn't I didn't I didn't tend this to be a
Well
Okay, well you have my best interest in art okay, so now I have yours
You know what I just gotta say as a black man, I don't like these motherfucking people that like just cannot pay
crimes and you're in a depth of sight. You're committed to horrible crimes.
You said I am here? Yeah, in here. Why don't you instead look at the hair above
my dick as I put it in your mouth. Ooh, got him. Kill a frickin noodle.
He's gonna give you a little mustache. Uh-huh.
I'm gonna give you a little mustache a tiny German one
That's true Michael Jordan rock that's it up. I think about bringing it back
He had those goofy as matrix sunglasses, they should bring those back from the 90s bring it back
I mean, I don't think it's fair that one guy just ruins the hairstyle forever. Okay, eventually we gotta just bring it back
You're never gonna fucking catch me ringer I will catch you and listen here motherfucker
I don't know what the hell you did
You got the governor in your damn pocket or something you guys do the motherfucking days and I know I saw that I got fucking
Photo before you changed it. I'm a revolution. It doesn't matter, buddy
You're not gonna catch you don't even know where I am
I got one guess
Yeah, where's that you might want to leave the burger shop, buddy?
Just make sure the sheriff's also on attack. Yeah
It was my idea to go to six
Okay, so Logan I'm gonna take a left here. We're gonna go down behind the MRP. Do you?
You're talking about
Streams
How could he have known?
I know, Chad!
I'm dead if there are you doofus!
Wait, he's telling you Chad, that would be so funny.
I'm dead if there are you doofus!
Sorry!
Don't look alight!
I know!
Why do you keep me sorry?
I'm gonna uh, I say our first stop is the cul-de-sac of Grocery.
That's probably gonna be the rendezvous point for the bus.
Our copy, Sheriff.
Are we safe?
No.
And they figured out your code to
No
You can smell they melt a little bit in the sun. Yep
And they do you let me be careful breathing that in oh wait, yeah, I'm getting kind of high got your contact after that
Yeah, exactly
I think that's really that's really get that motherfucker get him get him get him get that motherfucker
All right scratch the rendezvous plan. I'm gonna go recon no one on the cul-de-sac
Hey, what if we heard some people there cuz we're freaking criminals and then you let us know
We need to pay your debt. I didn't want to pay my dad. We need money
I need it to yeah, but we need it more and you owe us money
Yeah, well the governor well hold on a minute the governor's buying penis pills off me
and they are six thousand dollars each six thousand and that that means my
points would be totally paid well yeah go ahead
I
Check under the bridge. It's good work everybody great work
Yeah, I managed to catch a long
fall
Let's just find I'm coming. I'm gonna jump on the six foot. Oh seven. Sorry. Yeah, we're on
Hey, Sam status
I went 4 on 23.
What's he doing in the middle of the road?
There's a suspect there.
I'm looting.
In a blacking colour 4-doll vehicle.
That's the direction.
The eastbound road stuff.
I could have swore you were Amy Schumer the way you tellin' jokes nobody laughin' at.
What's the location of that?
That's good one, dogs.
I appreciate it.
You know, my dad actually tried to kill these guys back in the days.
Oh, shit, hell yeah.
Yeah, the wolf pack.
That's a bastard.
Really? Hey.
I guess that's one.
Serious.
Hey!
I know my dad.
I just saw that.
I thought you had a warrant.
I know what you want.
See if an atom's capable of us.
That makes you not a bastard right
Anyways, one of the most violent gangs in the city
We're not again
There's someone here on the cul-de-sac, let's talk to them.
Hey sir, what's your name?
Uh...
Yo, is that Wolfpack at there?
Hey, oh, gun, gun, gun, put your hands up.
Oh, no.
Yeah, put your hands up.
Oh my god.
Come on, we got one running.
Shit, thanks for your fucking help.
Hey! Hey!
Someone get that car!
Oh, no!
Go on for guffs!
Get out, get out!
These are-
I
Someone got
Get this guy
Sir for dude
Street street in it. All right right now. You have the right to men's island anything to say can't always get to court
All the other two turning on for don't want to be brought in for this villain
Understand don't be a bitch. Hold on. Let me get off. You have to hell up
Stop running stop now. He's tough. He's tough. He's tough. All right Danny. What what's your name?
Danny shit
I know bitch
Wait what you got you got a big fun? Oh, yeah
Toss them in the bus this guy's one of the minds for sure
Yeah, you're going welcome to the minds buddy
You've never paid a fine in your life
All right, those of you on the bus what about this other this other gentleman was his name sir with the sunglasses
What the hell did you say what is your name?
Yeah, tell the dog I've been with the Southside, OGVG, and I've been with the Southside.
Southside Demon.
Yeah, Southside, and I've been with the Southside, and I've been with the Southside.
I see little, I see little Faddy.
No.
Little dollar.
OGVG.
Faddy.
Oh
Like actual dollar sign
I think dollar bills what the hell is this guy does anyone know this guy's name
What's your legal name
Billy bags Billy bags Billy bags this is considered this is considered debt crimes. Oh, yeah
Hey, we got a lunch out of the way.
Are you round it up right now?
Oh, yeah.
Billy bags.
Oh, yeah, he's got fines.
Welcome to the mines.
Hey, you're fucking fines, or this will keep happening to you.
For now, the governor has been gracious enough
to give you guys the opportunity to work your debt off
in the mines.
So that's where we're taking all of you now.
Do you understand?
Wait, wait, he's not going?
You are all in debt to the city.
You are going straight to the mines to work your debt off.
You will work in the mines until you no longer
are in any debt to our fine city.
Do you understand?
I don't think so.
Yes, you are.
Brain color.
Refusal the word.
We'll be met with termination.
No problem.
It's nothing.
No, we have kids.
It's still you.
It's not a week old, so yours will be voluntary.
But we're offering you to go there in lieu
of serving it all in prison.
All right, all right, all right, that's fair.
He's a, he's a weak old.
Kid, Kisdales turned up.
Oh.
Can I get an admin phone?
I'm gonna stand in solidarity with my, with my prime brothers.
Good.
Hey, do anything.
Buddy, trust me, you don't want to refuse to work.
Add Kisdales.
I gotta refuse, but I ain't working next to these red copes
on a fucking guy.
I stole my ALE from me.
Shut up, I wanna cut your head off.
You're all brothers in the minds.
You wanna stop playing?
That's right.
You're all brothers in the mines.
If you can't pay the fines, you go down in the mines.
I can't do this at all.
You go down and do the fines.
I don't feel that shit.
Pay the fines or get the mines.
Yeah, you gotta go down in the mines.
I'll play with the motherfuckers and give me the dimes.
Yeah.
What do we need to do?
Hear this, well the fluke, come on, come on!
DUN YOUR HOMEWOOD!
You can't be used to the virus!
You just found the rocks!
Damn it, how many?
Hello!
Hi, everyone, just delivering my uh,
weekly shipment of the virus to this address.
Hey, that's great sir, what's your name?
Uh, John.
John what?
Bender. John Bender.
Yup.
Four times occupied
Hey, this house like congratulations, you don't have any fine, so you're free to go you see that boys
They're shooting on McDonald 78 78 78, so I'm taking the bus
Is it red 40 it's replicating all them they're lighting me the fuck up northbound Davis for
I'm getting hit hard buddy boy. I went off
He's gonna flip north on popular
Pretty far back there's still north on popular
I'm gonna pee, I'll be right there, and then I'll pee.
Shut up, you nerd.
There'll be plenty of time to piss on each other in the mines.
Yes.
They will hop out on you and open fire.
We should add an exception to the, that guy brings up a good point.
We should add an exception to the, uh, to the Group of Four rule,
where if you are in the mines working,
If you were brought there by fo- then that doesn't apply.
I think it's just-
How can I pay 3-1 grand if I don't work-
You've had 30 days, Dickhead!
Can I go work?
I'll raise your fucking retard.
Get him at the bus!
We brought the short bus for you.
Are you Mr. Finnelli?
Is that you?
You know you?
Oh yeah.
You've got an idea on you that says Bruno Finnelli.
Oh, Bruno.
Oh, that's my friend Bruno.
No, I'm Aaron Shaw.
So you've got somebody else's identification on you.
No, no, no.
Who the fuck are you, sir?
What's your name?
You know it was my friend, you can call him, he's just making me hold of it.
But sir, here I want to speak to him.
These two are racists, they're fucking little tenors and they're giving me the name as number.
These three, these three white women are racists.
You are not giving me your name, sir.
I told you I ran a shop, open your ears you dirty bitch.
Open up.
My god.
You are still a bit marra-fuckers.
You're back.
Yes.
I'll come up and undercheat you.
Make a move about you.
Excuse me?
What's your name?
I told you I ran a shop, listen.
You just refuse to identify.
I think I'm using it.
I just told you the name three times.
I didn't want anyone to attack us.
I think I know this guy.
I need you to calm down, sir.
Relax, buddy.
You just shut up and give me your name and my address.
You just use the relationship.
You just put over my name.
You're using this.
Dogs!
Dogs!
We need your help.
He's calling us racist.
I have the police.
Sir, please meet the head of our diversity unit.
No, no, no.
The head of our diversity unit
So first off sir you're Indian you're not the minority there's more of you guys in there or anyone
We're the minorities here actually
Why did these stupid bitches come up with the guns blazing
We're identifying everyone.
You don't have to pull guns at us.
Do we look like we're on the fucking south side of you?
We're in the fucking south side of you.
Are we safe here?
Yeah.
We were going to stab you.
I didn't feel safe around here.
You literally stabbed one of us.
Sir, we don't feel safe around you.
I didn't know I didn't tell you to fucking came up with your guns blazing.
You don't know who I am.
You got trapped in India and you literally stabbed the cop about three hours ago.
Top Sammer.
What?
one Richard Santiago on from dry we are studio here yeah I think you're
treating it as everybody else right you get the fuck you're real racist the
one to name embassies and I'm so new when that's not only gonna be a racist she
can't see us for that not Joe not Joe you're being quite sexist right now you've been a bit
impudent this is it you're pretty capable of guns blazing up those gross
No, we didn't.
We're not talking to you.
Name them by some one.
I'm not refusing to give you that.
You actually treat me with a bit of respect.
No, no. You treat us with respect.
You treat us with respect.
Let's just take this guy to the mine.
You treat us with respect.
You are not a minority.
There are more Indians than there is anybody.
Yeah, but you might not be here.
I mean, not here.
We were fucking...
You fucking...
You're a striker and nothing.
Oh yeah, you're going to the mine.
Sir, I'm the miner.
I'm the miner, there's less Native Americans than anyone.
Mr. America.
Captain America.
Alright, get that guy to the mines.
Mr. America.
Mr. America, you don't shake me if this is a rational name.
Mod's bad that I can't just set that.
I've got Bob American and Paul American.
He doesn't have any fines, he's probably good to just be unscrupulous
Excuse me? What names are they?
Oh yeah, let's go
Have you checked him already?
Yeah
Give him the H3 to Kailan
Okay
Alright, let's go
Everybody, I have very important news
You're gonna play
Because my car is stolen
We're looking at somebody's unpaid fines and it says one dollar
And that really needs to be fully paid
Okay?
That's what I wanted to do
That would be fine
That you want dollars
That's what I was trying to say
I think
I think I thought
Oh, that was 100%
Need everyone up to the mines with me
Everybody hold on we got a full bus fucking first try
good point we just filled the bus up first try no mr. minority sir what the
hell is that
because I don't know his name you did those women like that how is he talking
Oh, no!
Everybody's calling you Tom Cruise or something.
Call him.
Call him.
Call him.
What's called me?
There's multiple of you.
You cannot call Don'ts, Mr. Minority.
They're American.
They're American.
They're American.
I don't get both.
They're active.
All right.
Well, everyone say goodbye to this guy.
Oh, my God.
The black one.
You've got to keep this guy alive.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's not the wrong thing.
He's black.
He's black.
Whatever.
You call the Mr. Minority.
You call the Mr. Minority.
You call the Mr. Minority.
if you call the mister minority yeah I'm not a dollar tree fucking version of
captain America it's unsaid
yeah you can't hear that
now Captain America we left him behind
he's gonna pass the lesson for skipping ahead he had to get some fun
you're taking peace you're going to suck me
I got the real one.
Remember?
I got the back value here, dude.
I got it, dude.
This is how it's done, Jack.
Where are the mines?
Oh, you'll see soon.
We're going to the stake.
Why do you want to make us all miners?
These are crazy, you know?
Well, I'll tell you why, because all of you
have decided to put miners in fucking freaks.
Buddy, I could say something right now, but I won't.
OK?
So why don't you think about that?
What you gonna do, Cal? You won't see it.
I'm gonna have a ball.
I'm gonna have a ball, too.
Listen, Val, if you wanna find my balls,
you can retrieve them on your mother's chin, okay?
My mother's dead. I killed her. Run, Walt.
I'm gonna be dead, too, if you were my son.
That was a good call.
It's called Capris, and I think that's a good call.
I got the... I got the...
Captain Inger is number one.
I got the... I got the...
Go and worry.
Captain Inger's number one, sir.
Don't you worry about that.
You guys are making me uncomfortable.
Don't worry.
You guys...
You're earning this experience for me
Captain India, you're being a real piece of shit back there. I don't give a damn
Not juice those few these mostly white woman over it. No, they're not
There's people of all sort of you know ethnicity background in this bus
If this was an entire bus full of Indian people, you might have a point.
No, no, no, no. I was on about what happened to us.
Right, so I think that they actually targeted you because you stabbed a cop three hours ago.
No, they didn't know that. They didn't know the fuck I was.
I think they did know that. They told you.
Yeah, after I told them my name, they did it. You can listen.
You need to fucking listen.
Listen, you listen and you start really identifiable.
We're all gonna have time to listen to you in the mines, okay?
We have snacks in the mind yes, yes
Has sponsored this indebted
Yep, yeah, we'll have a wall VMS on set look at it guys beautiful
I'm really sorry I'm really sorry guys. I love you. I'm also getting Spaceman as soon as I get out of here.
Yeah you think I'm working man you know fucking thing coming dude.
You'll need to watch. Old brother wear out now.
Oh yeah.
I'm not good with my new wear out.
You need to watch the mouth.
I'm not good with my new wear out.
You want to watch, you want to watch Minus?
No.
Captain India, he's got up.
Yeah, we all hate, we hate Captain India.
Yeah, that's what we do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ah, you tried that like four times.
We're gonna watch the entrance and see if any people entered.
Kindness.
There's an India.
Hey, Captain India.
Hey, Captain India, told the same joke a fifth time.
Maybe people will laugh then.
Yes.
Let's hear it again.
Oh, ha, ha, ha.
Captain India, everyone.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Minor is amount of the jokes you have.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
All right.
OK, everyone, take a look.
We're going to get you out.
all star pan your death to society nope
hey what do you mean you're not going to work
something don't you mind
are you looking at us
it's the fifth circle of mail and we're going all the way to the bottom
that's right
in favor of no tante's and frono yeah i like this
hey what did mine mean what did that do i will show you
Okay, I bet you land.
Like minecraft.
It's really good with my hand.
What's with minecraft?
I've got the dox's no yellow. I can't do this shit.
Yeah, I did.
I'm using a play-doh.
Really good play-doh.
Alrighty.
Here we go.
Hey, let's keep him at Guff's right now.
Yeah.
How yo, this work?
You get us muscles?
Let's get out of here.
There we go.
So I need medical, I'm hungry.
I'll get you just a medical.
Ah, ah, ah, bastard.
Billy Bob, you can shut up.
I'm good, I'm good, man.
All right, no one tried to escape from the mines.
Escape will only mean more time in the mines.
It's better that you guys just repay your debt to society.
Hi, I can only do this with my hands in cuffs.
Yeah, we'll get you out of cuffs soon. Just give us a second.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah, it's no problem. What's your name, sir?
I run a shop.
Oh, I'm cussing you, brother. Shit, alright.
Ready, Occhak?
Alrighty.
Where is the buster?
What's your name?
I run a shop.
Okay.
I am so hungry, so do I.
No, I got you. We're gonna get you everything that you need, okay?
Thank you, sir. You're very kind.
How much is my debt?
Oh, you know, it's a lot of money, so...
Guys, I have bad news. Captain India did just die.
I got bad news. Captain India is dead.
Hello.
Hey, can we bury him and have a funeral, sir?
He's died, so...
Unfortunately, we'll just have the EMS pick him up or something.
Hey
What do you do he called dogs officer minority and was just obviously not
He's dead
So too many things that was a that was a very obvious man. That guy's
Okay
Why are you all men?
Disabled
What do you mean you're disabled?
I got a doctor's note, I've got a gangsta limp and I'm crippled.
When I'm broke.
He doesn't use limp.
Yeah, it on my tablet and shit.
I made a report.
I firm.
What's your name?
Billy Bag.
Look in the medical video.
I broke my lip.
Watch your band, because I don't fucking like you.
You're trust.
And I think you're RP's dog shit.
Oh, back with everybody else.
Back with everybody else.
You don't want to do this.
Do you have any other questions?
Yeah, I do. It is. I'm sorry, man.
Okay.
I don't give a shit. I just don't fucking like you, honestly.
I think you fucking suck and you're cringe.
What's going on?
What do you think about my bonaple guy?
He's got super bonaple that would turn my cock into a globe and I could spin it.
think we could work out lessening maybe his finds yeah I think we could God Jesus
yeah I think you know you could probably pay him for that if you want okay
yeah so what if okay so I can't see damn I can't see
Hey, can we get the work trucks here?
All right, let's uncuff them
Quick announcement bad news Captain India did unfortunately die in the mines
We're just gonna bury him here
I'm trying to get to the level of pickaxe and I'm trying to be right here.
It's a little bit more easy.
Hey, guy, guy, guy. You got it for my life?
You can go, guy.
What did you say to me?
Am I dead?
You're dead, man.
Well, now we're capping India.
We're capping India.
This bitch right here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Get back to me, boy.
Wait, get back to me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I
Bitch
Relax
Yeah, I'm okay, so I mean this is a big misunderstanding
Okay, maybe that's true
Firearm on me. I do have a license. Are you in debt?
Well, yes, technically, but my this is an optional sentence from you, sir
Well, you guys said I could go or stay because my funds weren't over a week old
Okay, so this option but you'd already you already
You don't want to do this. You don't want to do this. We're just going to send you to jail.
You don't want to go to jail, dude. Stop running.
Stop running.
Get up.
Joe sucks, man.
He's hitting the bomb, man.
He's going to hit the bomb.
Whoa!
I dodged that.
Holy shit.
You want to hit up your bones, you fucking dude?
No, I'm not.
Don't resist.
Don't resist.
You want to hit?
Pull up.
Pull up.
Why are you overlifting a labor camp?
Pull up.
I need to get home.
All right.
Everyone listen to me right now.
We're going to make an example out of you, OK?
Here's what's going to happen.
So this guy that was running around, go ahead.
Do me a favor.
Take him to the prison.
Send him for whatever he did.
And then we're just going to pick him up at the prison
and bring him right back here.
So if you guys want to just not work,
you can just get stuck in an endless cycle of going to jail
and then just being brought back here.
I don't care.
You can do it.
If that's all you want to spend your entire day,
you can do that.
I don't give a shit.
Oh my god, he just he put the house.
Hey.
Well, why'd you prep for me?
I'm here with the hill.
Where'd he go?
I'm going to kill you.
What the hell are you doing?
I want to get that guy.
Actually, the Cory's kind of a good honey pop
for people just shitting in his guy let's get him up back up right here wait
this is a whole bunch of that hubby squash their shit
this is this is the guy with the captain in the process and including all of the
additional months for his over defying well for his unpaid okay yes okay what
What are we processing for him today and for today?
Yeah, it's all the unpaid fine stuff.
Oh, that's it? OK.
And resisting? He assaulted somebody by pissing on him?
That's right. OK, so assaults, resisting.
And then there's an unpaid... Just look it up.
It's like five or ten months.
Christ. All right.
And you stack it, however many times.
I squashed him, squashed her shake.
Hey, I'm OK.
I'm chillin' in charge, I'm chillin' 100%
Relax
Hey, hold on
We'll be at the bottom
Relax!
Relax, calm the fuck down
Okay
Who here is gonna be co-operative?
I got one for you, Sheriff
Yeah
This fellow Dan, I think he's the most co-operative
Oh...
Yeah, I mean I...
I got stuff to do, so I gotta get his head over it, I guess, you know?
He's got stuff to...
He's got stuff!
not like stuff like right now i'm looking no he's talking stuff off the
wrangler that's true oh i forgot well if he pulls that go now that would be a
bad idea very bad yeah put your hands up put your hands about
me okay perfect you want to cut me
i'm ready that's going on ready if you bans them did i ban them you just watch me not
I need that I think that's more of a that's more of a warning
Resisting
way you a thing
they beat in those yellows
hey guys real quick
if it says one dollar
stay here
she took them all we can I get them back
are you good chicken feet
that's my no
put your hands up
can't, I've coughed
hello
What's up?
Put your hands up.
Can you look up me?
I got you.
I don't have anything.
Wrangler already searched me.
Let me get my weed.
Come on.
This is good.
Put your hands up, I guess.
Fine.
I got you.
You just want to touch me, I guess.
Help me.
No, I'm moving stuff, the illegal stuff from me.
That's fine.
I don't blame you, yo.
I almost beat this one up.
It's fine, buddy.
All right, are we all calm?
Do you like what she said?
Yeah, yeah, settle settle Jesus you fucking ADHD's holy shit. Yeah, it's his deal
Lot of ADHD's
80 of them 80 HDs
HDs
All right, okay
Okay, well hey, yeah
Oh my gosh, he's sure you won't
Yeah, yeah, does that bought it like yesterday already surfer man
Really?
A. M.S.
He's good, man.
He's good, man.
A. M.S.
Oh my god!
Thank you, Mister Sam.
Can you help me out?
I've gotta search it.
Does he good?
Yeah, good.
Let's go for an outfit.
We'll talk to him. What are we gonna do?
Do you know how to mine?
Well, I hope not to move on.
I
Good do we get it like
I know but I just please need you to put your phone away. I don't want to have to take it
Hey
Chicken feet you
No recess
All right, take this guy to jail take him to prison
Unfortunately people are gonna have to learn the hard way
Take him to prison
Goodbye
All right
full of people we're now down to four captain india dies
i have a broken libya
i have a couple dirtbags going on inside
i appreciate the whole
i'm not sad enough
i'm just here to make sure your booboo is here
uh actually it looks like they're hiding in bushes
i'm disabled help me help me
this could be a breakout
i can't do anything like that sorry sir
what the hell are you
I'll be over for a minute about how many he'll pull you back.
All right, everyone listen up and you're telling me those are illegal items.
All right, everyone come over here.
So then make sure we have them serve it in place. Yeah, they're in the back of the truck.
Everyone grab a pickaxe.
Can I grab a pickaxe?
Grab a pickaxe.
Grab a pickaxe.
If there aren't enough in the back of that truck we do have more.
That was great.
Who's on Scout is this?
It might be Jody's.
That was a great job.
I'll be trying to hold this up a little bit.
Don't make the last money.
I love aftertoss.
One, keep your pickaxe out for me.
Yeah.
Is that that weapon?
Me either.
It's so heavy.
Yeah, we'll just have to go to the mines and heavy pull them
out while you're hitting the rocks.
OK, fine.
Come on, everybody.
You know, I feel like that weapon is so good I could play it.
Play the drums with my life.
Jekyll, why don't you drive that truck up over there, OK?
Yo, I got my axe.
Yeah, whatever this thing is the economy good good good to the mines
Let's all take a second to remember Captain India
His jokes were
Oh
All right, here
There we go everyone sing a song sing a song that's kind of nice
It's good. I this is a good opportunity to learn how to sing together
Don Jacob jingle ever spin
I just made his name
All right stop singing god damn it
Shit
I can't believe an entire bus full of people and this is
Okay
I kind of I go to prison. We got to take up all their work now, dude. All right. Oh
Welcome to the mine. You guys are the first group that we've rallied up
So, uh, you guys want to go around, find a rock, and just go hit it.
Go ahead.
What do we do with the rocks after we hit it?
Once you find a boulder, you can break apart and then we'll get to that.
You get anything for being first?
It's better if you work together.
I'll tell you that.
And let's smash some shit.
It's your fault.
Do that shit.
Smash some shit.
Hey Tesla, where you
Could you come down here
There we go
Good. Good. Yeah. That guy is
too. Uh, yeah. Come on. Good.
Keep it up. It's nice. Yeah.
Good. Great. How you guys can
think about what got you here
in the first place? I'm pretty
sure I paid my fine. Why am I
This is just a big misunderstanding
Don't get him listen
Back of the truck
Good
good job this guy is saying that there's a bunch of
people saying they're about to come up here and storm
come on ninety five good work on ninety five
sure your nips are gonna stay on the ground
all right uh I guess more rocks I guess
yeah please jump Wolfman
all right all right now you guys know what to do
so uh go ahead and keep going
all right
hey how they did
No, no, that's not it. You got a lot of this. Yeah. Alright. Alright. I'm trying to understand it. He's got to be accepting all motherfuckers. That's not I'm trying to understand.
Well, this is great. All right, we're going to go until these trucks are filled up.
I mean this is great. This is this is some fresh air, you know some time to think about
why they're here true reform
I think you need to watch the bottom guy you banned for that. I've heard much worse, so I don't know what's going on
All right, well how about this I'll just go ahead and ban you too and then now I don't even have to care about any of it
There we go
So the now that'll work
This is the best on a bot yeah, that guy just fucking sucks man, we want to say
Doing the race exclusivity it's kind of cringy register their day
No, I don't I don't like that guy or his role play and I'm the server owner
So I just get to say bye-bye also tons of people were in the chat saying yeah, I interacted with that guy yesterday and he sucked
I don't I mean this is what we like we're letting a ton of people in and when we see someone that accidentally got whitelisted
That sucks at our beat and they just have to get banned
It's just or it's just gonna bring down the quality of the whole fucking server
I
Someone said the FA quit after getting beat down there you go even better fuck that guy
How many people in the stat play actually actually play versus brown nosing
I don't know I mean you only started following me two weeks ago, and you have two fucking messages
So do you actually watch me or are you just in here white nighting?
I'm tired of pentas bullshit his RP is stupid. I mean the same thing applies to you
Where's the militia talk to blanche or gunner said they owned a rich somewhere I'll see him rich
You can just go play somewhere else. I don't give a shit.
All right Johnny, what we're going to do is we're going to give you a pickaxe.
You wonder where these people suddenly come from. Man, I don't know. I bet if you checked probably every RP subreddit right now though.
now though. I think it's Paul America. Yeah, that's probably gonna happen again just so
you know. If I see someone who just blatantly sucks and they're calling a black cop officer
minority, yeah, I'm just gonna ban them. I mean, that's such a fucking easy ban. What
What do you want me to say?
His entire RP was calling those fucking, uh, the women officers on scene bitch 20 times
and then he called a black cop officer minority.
Yeah, dog, that's an easy ban.
Like, what do you want me to say?
I'm checking the ridge one.
The steps to the north, I see like an ATV up on that bit.
Yeah, this is Fort Men.
Correct.
Also, uh, I don't fucking care if anyone disagrees with it. I actually don't give a shit
I'm just gonna do what I know is best for my server and ignore fucking everybody
Because I actually don't give a fuck so there you go
So if you guys want to sit here and hop and fucking defend them that's fine, but I I'd tell anybody I just don't fucking care
You can do it if you want. I think it's funny
I guess
But yeah, that guy just fucking sucked at roleplay obviously. This is not a learning server
If that guy was bad at roleplaying he was aware of it, he should have just went to Polito
This is not a learning server. I'm not gonna fucking say it is this is for people that understand RP and are actually good at it
Yeah
What to do she ain't that great that yours I'm not that great myself. That's fine. Guess what it doesn't matter because it's my server
that here's what you need to understand
your opinion means nothing to me
and I know this is gonna be a tough pill for you to fucking swallow
but I've paid for this
I can do whatever the fuck I want
you think it's a misunderstanding?
no, I fully understand
you can think that I'm as bad at roleplay as you want
this is gonna be a tough pill for you
it doesn't fucking matter
it actually doesn't
it actually doesn't matter
there's nobody for you to fucking- there's no one for you to cry to
We're approaching the militia.
It's done, buddy. It's over. I've won. GG.
Yup.
It's true. Vibes are immaculate right now.
Yes, first-time chatter. That's not even following.
I'm sure that you're in here on good faith.
I'm sure that you are. Thank you so much for being here.
Where the hell is the militia?
We don't believe in the horror of them, do we?
Please ban these chatters. Yeah, I'm not just gonna register everybody that's here. So in case they leave we can
The war enough for them
Wait, who did what are we making like a register of everybody that's here
So if they run they not here at the end and we can put out a warrant for them. Oh, we know
All right, perfect. We know
You're definitely just overreacting is this an overreaction
Bands you permanently from my chat you're not even following me
Actually, you know what? Hey, here's how we fix the chat right now. Mods, turn on 7-day follower mode.
Done. Chat fixed.
What'd he do?
Are you gonna work now?
Yeah, I learned my lesson.
I
Didn't call you I called you a servant listen now you're in Mordat, and you just ended up back here
You see how that did nothing and you should just cooperate
Hey, I got it
We get what we need a joint deal with this fellow they might they him and his buddy got Bonapale's phone
I maybe could then pay off some of the some of the fine thing
Bonaple
Is that what you want me to do governor?
Is that what you want me to do we can give you a sample pack
You want to try them first
Why don't you just take money from your paycheck and buy their boner pills?
I mean if that's what you want to do then he can use that money on his debt if he wants
Whatever is easier for you than you know
I think you might need the boner pills down here because those fellas with the boulders I
Overheard them. I think there's a romance building the mines already. I think I don't think they'll only be I don't think the
picking the rocks is the only thing that want to be doing down here.
What do you mean?
Well, they were admiring each other's sweat glistening off their bags.
They were talking about blowing out bags.
What are you doing, sir?
I'm not doing that.
I think it's down.
I've got some water. Is anyone thirsty with all this hard work?
I need, like, a freaking pickaxe.
I'm in pickaxe, Nady.
Are you in cuffs?
Okay, yeah, go get pickaxe
Come on. Hey, who's that on the bridge? Is that a protester?
Hey
Yeah, that's the protest
Someone said RP's back. Yep
We have live bands. We have people hopping
We have people that don't care concerned trolling our piece fucking back chat. Let's lock it in
Let's get some gifted subs rolling that's if we get real fucked up dog. Why the fuck are you guys here?
God damn we have protesters. What do you mean? Why are we here dog? This is an intertumor to this is a straight slavery dog
Okay, these people owe us money
They could just pay their debt on their own times, but they didn't do that
Well shit, but you can't just round them up off the streets dog. Yes, we can yes, we can legally yes, we can
We all make up the laws, you know, whatever
Okay, well, I tell you what I mean, so number one this is state property you guys are trespassing
Oh shit, cuz y'all are here supervising so y'all can supervise this protest dog. Absolutely not. Okay now
I might I might let you guys protest here just because I'm a fan of free speech, but I'm gonna tell you guys right now
If it gets too disruptive, I'm arresting you
All right
It's a peaceful protest song so like you know I'm saying we're exercising our freedom of speech and I'm saying it's a real fucked up
Right? Why do you have a song? Why do you have a hospital side?
This is fucked up. It's the only one I can find
Do you have any feelings?
We are
Okay
We're gonna let them peacefully Taylor Swift isn't here team and the dragon's 50 gifted subs. Yes. Oh
Jesus
50 gifted subs guys. Let's get that. Let's get the vibes back up with the sub count back up. Let's go 12 gay
Hey, do you guys know do you got any food yet?
Guys tea bag of dragons. Thank you so much 50 gifted subs vibes through the roof
Nope. It's water. We got a doctor
That's okay
Okay, your hole.
It's okay.
No, no, don't hold on.
I just need a second.
I just need a second to get up.
Go to the U.S. back up here.
You have the keys.
Your car deserves to be kicked out.
I just need to get out of here.
Power, gain, the fucking world.
You got this, Sheriff.
Give me a favor.
Yeah, yeah.
Go to the U-Tool and get a bunch of barriers
so that we can make a protester zone.
Yes, sir.
I don't have a car, but I'll start running.
Go down there and get one of the cars.
This is karma. This is karma. I don't know what happened, but this is probably karma sir step away from the sheriff
Live band yeah, I'll probably do it again at some point. I mean if people like I said if people just suck at RP then fuck it
Who gives a fuck, you know a live band fucking win song right now. I'm mad with power
What did you do a lot apparently he had some really bad run-ins this whole week
I'm not telling him to do anything. I'm letting you guys here. Did you just tell me what to do?
All right face the way you're going to jail. No, no, no, no, that's just face away now. I'm arresting to put your hands up
They're going to jail. What do you mean? What I even do dog? Oh, come on, dude
I'm not resisting dog. I was just playing mr. God. I got one bringing a protester down to the mines
What do you mean I got a mark off? Hey, oh
You're going you're going to jail now. I
Don't want to go to jail dog. Well, then how about this?
I could offer you the opportunity to work at the mines to pay off your debt
You're about to get all right be a good workout. Fuck you. Okay. Fantastic. Good
I
Sorry, you know all fucking stands solidarity with these motherfucking people you enslave and and shit. Yeah, you are gonna stand it's all dairy with them
Well, I dropped my signed on
Let me out of this shit stop resisting
Yeah, I have a lot of these protesters and no one else.
I tried to squabble.
Oh, perfect.
You have a pick.
Yeah, because I came down here and they let me mine earlier.
Oh, shit.
You know what I'm saying?
My great-grandpa was a lawyer.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah, I remember this guy.
He likes to mine.
Is that right?
Yeah, community service.
Well, now he's getting another charge.
Charge?
Hey, man.
give me a charge so I'm gonna just mine though. No I didn't know like that you told me what to do
and I think that you know we really need to set one thing straight here. This quarry is state property.
That would be like you coming into the police department and trying to tell me who did not
arrest and that pissed me the fuck off. You know I'm sorry dog it was the heat of the moment I was
just hoping you would let our processors and you know saying you're sorry. Yeah man. Then you
understand why you have to do this. Fuck yeah. Yeah but I still want to keep my clean record
I'm just fine, but I don't even have a clue what you are doing.
Go ahead.
This is great.
I'll pay my debt for the main entrance.
Where?
Where did the doctor go?
Yeah, we're going to have to get in here.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I don't know about the government, but it's still kind of fucked up, you know what I'm saying?
What is fucked up in the government, you see?
Oh man, you know what I'm like?
It's like, you know what I'm saying?
That's when people walk off the streets, all those kind of phrases.
I mean, sir, they need to pay their fine some way.
This, uh, I don't know if you're aware of this, but the government actually needs money to operate.
Yeah, but isn't the governor like overtaxing everybody anyway?
We need more money.
What's your name man?
I'm sure those are...
Yeah but y'all can sell more bones for sure.
Alright, we can uh...
No, I'm done doing that.
Now we use the mines.
We're using the mines don't we?
No!
Ooh, felony trespassing.
felony trespassing.
Yeah, this is government property, sir.
I mean look at this, look around, isn't this beautiful?
Yeah, but you gave me explicit permission to be here as a protester, you know what I'm saying?
Ah, that's true, but then I revoked it.
So I guess you can either leave or you can mine
So I'm not telling you you have to leave
Can I mine a little bit?
I'm telling you you have to leave if you don't leave in five
If you don't leave, then I'm gonna charge you with this five
This is beautiful I'm gonna go back out there and round up some more
Okay
Well, not this guy
We're probably gonna have to keep track of that. You know what I mean?
Okay, get out get out. Get out. Okay. Wow
It really is an RPS
Good
back in the back of this track let's go okay i'll meet you up there you're not up here
all right i'm gonna go round up some more we should probably at least have three people down
here at all times supervising with this many people
oh yeah he's free to go but he has to leave
Hey what did I say Terrence get the fuck out of here I'm going as T-MAC
thought it's Terrence yeah like I see someone get out of here Terrence I'm
going dog master boy hey that's not nice though wait for me I my drinking
food will not anymore hey what's all what's going on
dude they're blocking protesters from entering I guess we could let a man
only if you guys all right let the protesters in but only if they're
here peacefully standing on the ridge
black black what's going on in here
out from the cars. Oh yeah yeah we should probably get some sort of
station here.
Good.
What's going on? This is pretty nice, don't you think?
Yeah, we're pros.
Oh yeah, we're just trying to make sure everybody knows that the mines won't pay the fines.
Uh, yeah, well the mines will pay the fines actually the Chinese are paying very good money for these materials anyhow
I don't know what they're doing with it something about uh, they're being good materials for
Something called rambler. I don't know opportunity to protest all the shit that we're upset about like
I saw one of those in the field. I got scared Randy. I've changed sides
What do you mean?
I- I- This is bad.
Who are you talking about?
This is all bad. I'm with them.
Why? I'm with her.
Is it because she has her boobies out?
He's not going, man.
Save the trees!
Hey, that's my ex-girlfriend.
And maybe my future girlfriend, too, because of the whole twin flame thing.
How do we-
You're saying we were like-
No, I'm gonna go round up some more, actually, because I'm really enjoying myself here.
Oh
I'll say whatever you want me to believe
Okay, thank you though
one of the guys you ban just said you were over here I think you don't know
the hashtag that's too much you need to ride down are you good no no I'm gonna
enjoy the view actually all right thank you though say no actually hey well
actually no clear say no yes sir oh I'm gonna need you to follow me all right
I'm gonna be in the bus
Good good excellent. This is excellent work, and I'm keeping track of them good
Hey, who's this? Hey, we got someone on a red car here. Who is this?
It's team act dog. What are you doing in here team act? Hey, man?
There's some people out there saying they're gonna shoot up and place out by the entrance dog. Well, they look like
It's like some hillbilly with the motherfuckers dog
All right fine team act you gained your right to protest again believe your car the fuck outside the premises
Hey team act is saying that there's some hillbilly guys starting to be shoot up the place apparently people are pissed about our steak worry
All right say no and I are gonna go round up some more I'd really like to try to get the white devil in the mines
chat was that I'm I'm starting to feel bad was that a good ban or a bad ban do
you think what do you guys think good ban okay okay now I don't care anymore
What'd you say one of the guys you banned just said you were overreacting
just said you were overreacting I think you misread it I don't care though
because saying I'm overreacting isn't true I'm not overreacting hey uh say
I'm gonna go get this thing fixed up
Average band could have provided some good content. What do you mean the band was the good content? Oh?
He said I was overeating. Oh
How dare him say that when he knows that I'm dyslexic
Okay, unbanned that guy
I mean, I'm sorry that's playing with fire. That's his fault
It's my server, I can ban whoever I want.
Well that is true, I want to be clear, the only reason I banned that guy is because he
obviously was just fucking dog shit and shit loading.
And I guess if that's the kind of people that, you know, people are going to defend pop off,
I guess.
That was barely.
if people want to die on that hill by all means
okay, can I hit?
I can do whatever I want, it usually leads to bad things
good band-aum
yeah, but I think you're misunderstanding
I'm saying that if I deem somebody
just shit-lording and bad at RP
then I can't just ban them
because it's my server and crying about it in my chat
accomplishes nothing is the point I'm trying to make and if people don't trust
my judgment on roleplay they probably shouldn't be playing on my server to
begin with I mean that just makes sense to me if you don't fucking trust the
and get out of his restaurant I guess.
Oh shit, are they doing anything?
I think the closest comparison someone could try to make is Jordan.
That would be crazy if so.
I would say the two are hardly comparable.
You're gonna fucking do that?
Why, auto-fix worse mechanic RP?
That just fixes it cosmetically, because...
I mean, and for them, the business thing is correction.
Because it's better for immersion.
They don't leave.
You know what I mean?
There's gotta be shots, you know.
That's the correction stuff.
Jordan's way more toxic. I don't think you watched Jordan. If you actually think that
I don't think you watched Jordan. I think you're just saying that. I think you're just creating
an imaginary Jordan stream in your head and posting it here. If you can find a clip where
I've called a black cop officer minority then yeah, I'll go ahead and I guess I'll just lift his band if you want me to
I think you missed some on the overlay if here's actually an overlay tip if you want me to read something drag it to the left of the screen
because my monitor with OBS on it is to the right of me so that's where it's most visible
to the left of the screen because my monitor with OBS on it is to the right of me. So that's
where it's most visible. Also, the pointer helps. There we go. Penta for really just need to watch
the VOD. Just need to watch that VOD. Have you banned him? I've heard worse. I don't know what's going
on I could have not heard what he's done a while ago but yikes okay you liberal
cry baby crying over RP and come to you
there you go average eight watcher
I'm going to burger shots trying to find the white devil.
and I know he's there
I had a friend who would tell me if you don't have haters you aren't doing something right
yeah that's true and nobody no roleplayers more hated than me so then by that logic I'm the best roleplayer
here. Right here. Check.
Yup.
They're all.
Oh, we finally putting the prisoners in the molly.
Yeah, it's happening.
Yeah, roll this quad target over here.
Yes, ma'am, I've never been so proud of me.
No, no, no, no, no. Listen, I need a...
Listen, let's try to keep comms clear here, because we do have people trying to blow us up.
I'm gonna need some units at Burger Shot.
I don't want to interrupt the Burger Shot.
We're gonna make another pass at the south side, so I'm gonna need...
as many units as possible, but we still need a decent amount over there at the uh, cordy.
How are the mines going to work? Uh, when it's not hype and new?
Penta, can you explain to me how this mechanical work in four months when the server is completely different?
I
Have you guys got you guys got anything to eat or drink?
Penta can you tell the future I have a drink all right great
You just went out babies are made I can't explain it, but I can give you a noise
What's up, can you turn your side could someone turn their sirens off?
Thank you, this is just a just a meeting point
Yeah, just a meeting point. I thought that the white devil would be here
little rendezvous point there's dirty hairy he's in the south side
give oh this is great RP it's a peanut but oh this is great chat
Yeah, we got to get him all right. Dirty Harry's been spotted on the south side. No,
Cato, come here. I think you understand we need to go down there together. We need as
many units as we can on the south side dirty or not on south side burger shop. We got a
roll itself like dirty Harry's been spotted.
Hello?
What's good?
Hey, Raleigh, why don't you just turn yourself in, buddy?
You're not going to catch me, and I'm going to fly a fucking B-52 bomber into that landing
strip you call a forehead.
Okay, is that landing strip as open as your mother's legs?
What the hell are you saying?
Listen, now, let me ask you something.
Why don't you just go to the quarry and turn yourself in voluntarily, all right?
Hey, turn in this, points to my penis even though you can't see it.
Okay, I'm telling you, just turn yourself in.
Every time you run, it's just another warrant.
Yeah, I probably got like ten of them bitches by now.
That's what I'm saying, so it's just gonna be more- listen, the mines are inevitable.
You think so?
Yes.
You will also come to the mines.
Hey, uh, you're gonna- I'm gonna come in your- okay, alright, let me brew on that one
fuck just turn yourself in sir I'm not all right what about if I didn't do that
though the mines are inevitable so come to the call of the mountains okay make
it easier on yourself turn yourself in carpet bombs that whole thing goodbye sir
We should maintain your relationship.
We're gonna find a better one.
I am.
Could someone turn their sirens off?
I think it's him. Can you hear those?
No.
I can try and cycle them.
Just honk, just honk.
Yeah, yeah.
Fucking siren book.
Is this all we're getting?
I think we're strapped on units.
When I woke up, Alice figured out what was going on.
I
Mean to ask them for help. I got it. Hey, let's be you guys want to assist in our operation
Go and rendezvous with the burger shop. Hey, why don't you guys park your car in the entire parking lot right next to you?
you. Say no. Why don't you why don't you park in the parking lot? Yes, let's try to get
the traffic control. I love the new van. Thank you.
Okay, I'll be right back.
the LSD said you are going to kill them, but they're doing something secret. And then I think three of them called me kill six and we have a line.
I'm sorry.
Very good. A couple more cruisers. Air Park up. Park in the park. What the hell is with cops? Park in the parking lot.
We were trying to, you know, we were trying to come in and...
What's the 3-1-1, Sheriff?
I'm going to explain to everyone so I don't have to keep explaining.
Yes, sir, Sheriff, sir, and might I say, incredible choice to orbit a mine.
Thank you so much. Well, you know, these people, they got to pay their debt one way or another,
and they've had 30 days to just pay it and they're not doing it.
I've been trying to say, I had this great idea about a couple months ago,
that we get the prisoners, we force them to do labor in the prison for a couple cents an hour.
It helped integrate them back into society.
Yeah.
Norbody listen tonight.
Well, you probably explained it in a way that was seen as racist, so we're just, you know, horrible.
Nor, every single race in the prison put them to work.
Okay, well that's good.
Skin color does not matter if you commit any crime any race any gender put them to work two cents an hour
Okay
Okay, is that some Reksa?
Your AI personal companion wait, this is right. I'm a joke
Why is she listen? Hey, come on simmer. Okay? I need you guys to lock in all right because they are going to shoot us when we get
down there all right so I actually I need you guys to shake shake your arm get
the funny out shake the funny out it's time to lock in okay
shake it out shake it out shake it out
okay we will bring sir X to the mindset is it a lie yeah it's a lot okay so I
didn't know this before I did anything with her I saw it's not your fault she's
already with us. Good work,
officer. You got surrex.
Why don't we go into this hour?
So I.
All right, so we're going to the
south side to catch people to have
a shit ton of unpaid debt.
Give me a favor, open up your
tablet. Yes, the government
records go to top finds.
Memorize their face.
OK, we have credible information
that Dirty Harry is on the south side of isn't the south side right now or and
he's number one he's number one he's number one okay so we're gonna go down
there all right now listen up this is a bit of a learning moment case all time
okay if you guys roll up on someone lights and sirens on and they run from
you that is actually the Supreme Court has decided that's reason that's our
rest to detain somebody yes all they have to do is run from you even if they
haven't done anything wrong. If they run from you, it's RS to detain somebody. Right? Um,
and, uh, exactly. And, uh, and just go ahead and identify them. If they have that into the
bus. Okay.
Sir. All right. We're going to roll down there together.
Yep. What was that?
Provide the fail to identify. Like how earlier?
What are you talking about?
So like those, the, uh, Captain India failed to identify. Now he's dead.
Yeah, he died Captain India. Yeah, it's just unfortunate looking for a good time where the asses look fine and titty milk is served with line
Come down to the strip line where you can jorget to use line singles get 50% off entry fee at the door
This is an idea
$5,000
Maybe we should do that sure
I don't know what you're saying.
You're not down to the mines. Pay your fines, you know?
Pay.
Uh...
We could pay him, mom. We could pay him, our babe.
We could do that. We could pay for him.
We can do that, but right now, shock and all.
We need people to be terrified about these mines.
I love that.
Okay, so that's what we're going to focus on right now.
Because we need people to be scared enough to pay their debt.
This is the entire foundation of capitalism.
Ma'am, can you shut the fuck up? Holy shit.
shit this moment is just yapping on it
registered user or you said man I thought
you said hand I think quiet all right
so let's lock it in okay the entire
foundation of this country is making
people so terrified that they feel as
if they're forced to pay their debts
right that's what we do here all right
so we're gonna do that now we're gonna go
down there if anyone runs from us get
him a handcuffs all right identify him
if they have debt into the bus right
I love that. All right, let's go.
They don't seem to lock in.
We'll go on one. We'll go on one now that we've got else to do with us.
Yeah, this is not, I wouldn't exactly call this the A team chat, but you know what, it's who we got.
I'm on tack one hello
Let's go guys. We're gonna roll the unit stay behind the bus follow me, okay
Yes
It's certainly a team that is correct
It's a team all right
Relic has already been shooting at us so be advised about
Okay, just don't accidentally shoot somebody who's no need to know, okay?
I'm not crazy.
Here we go, guys.
I'm gonna go up to 6 and see how it's going.
How we doing up there, everyone?
Good, Sheriff. It's going well.
good we're gonna we're gonna get some more for you okay then we're gonna
supervise this bunch and then you guys are gonna go out and get more for us to
see what I mean and we're gonna we're gonna chain it good good
all righty I'm back on channel one someone say sheriff
I want them to see the bus first.
Oh, there's some people at the end of the cold side.
Oh there's some people on the end of the Coliseum.
There they go they're running.
All the corner.
They're running.
They're running.
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Get the older, chase the Sultan.
Yeah, I see him.
Red vehicle!
Box him in, box him in!
Get the fucking time!
Go, go, go, go!
Get the old, chase the Sultan!
Get the old, chase the Sultan!
Yeah, they are shooting the Red vehicle!
Go go go get him get him go go go go go go go get it. Only three only three only three only three last two come with me
There we go.
But just a last to go. I know that I'm already learning steam boulevard.
Hey secondaries got your time. Get to the north road.
North.
Royal old steam.
There we go. Good.
Alright now come on we gotta move fast because the words are gonna start spreading.
Now where's anything?
That's a baby.
Careful he will shoot you.
This is awesome!
over it. West Van Anzac, a boulevard. Secondary to get left, South Elgin.
15th with the local ticket. All right, so we're going south on Olympic,
underneath Olympic on Elgin, taking a right onto Strawberry Avenue, Southwest, taking an
immediate right onto Forum. West. I don't think I've lost it.
No, no, continue straight right now through Strawberry, all the way through the alleyways, go around.
Dirty Harry! Dirty Harry!
I'm going down Carlson right now, no saw yet.
Right behind me on Carlson, they're going northbound.
Taking a left right in front of the mega-moral.
They're going west. They're going really fast west. They're passing the main bank arena.
They just took a right. Lasting west on Davis Ave. I'm going to try going up the green here.
I'm going to bomb Dane from here.
Got no eyes here, Dutch London.
Come on Van Team, let's go.
God damn it, it's a bus.
Did you guys lose them?
Yeah, we're currently cars fixed with uh, we locked him.
Okay, he's probably just, they're probably just back there on the corner.
It, is that them? Uh, I don't think that it's them, they're it's not.
Ham is starting to sound more British.
I'm gonna let back to where we initially found him.
I'm right behind him.
I mean they're just gonna be back there on the corner, I guarantee you.
Yeah, last thing in that shitty red car three time walkie-talkie. It looks like priest was in the car as well
Yeah, that would be a very good car
Okay
There's a van, a busel van, let's see what this is all about.
How's it going sir?
Hello.
Hey uh, I can't help but notice you're illegally parked.
Oh, yeah that, yeah about that.
Yeah why don't you uh put that box down for me.
Okay, alright, alright.
What's your name?
Oh my name is Alan Wilson. You got ID? Yes I do. You got overpaid funds?
That I do not know. Let's find out. Let me see your driver's license.
Here we go.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Okay. Go on now. Face away from me. Put your hands up.
What the yeah, this this gotta be
Good hands up 65 dollars on
Yeah, you're going to the mines sir
Yeah, you could have done that
No, it's too late for all that
Yeah, you absolutely could have said that.
It's too late for all that, though.
Watch your face away.
Oh, now you're dealing with Retro Man's Island.
I didn't even say it.
Can't it be that you're going to go along?
If you're an attorney, if you're not afforded,
one of them will be provided.
If one is available, understand your rights.
Okay.
You gotta pay those fines, man.
$65.
$65.
Oh, my gosh.
Let's go ahead and relax a little bit for me, okay?
Yeah, it is over, too, Cap.
Can someone turn their sirens off in the gas station?
I'll be at the 10-miner, but they are off, but I'll, uh, whore.
No. Someone turn theirs off, why not? Just keep walking there in the gas station.
So many cops for $65, Jesus.
You gotta punk, go, go, go up.
Spam your horn. Who is that in the gas station?
I'm buying a horn for her.
Thank you.
I
Chad if you feel uncomfortable by this force servitude for that roleplay I
encourage you
Um, if you, if you, uh, live in Mississippi to go in and, uh, contact your, uh, local congressman, okay?
This, if this is making you feel upset.
And Alabama and Alabama too.
Yeah.
Lots of states have it.
It's true.
Any Mississippi viewers.
Probably a few.
$65 but $65
god 2 cents an hour oh my god I'm gonna be there forever
it's it's it's not just I'll tell you what sir you've been very close with it
you okay I appreciate that so I'm gonna give you the option here
You can either if you want
Yes, dude. Yes, I love this
Listen now you can either
Mind or I'll give you the opportunity to go and pay
But either way
Well, I mean I would like to just don't pay the facts
Continuing to use I'm gonna write your ticket. I got a gray and color vehicle flamed from the the scene
Guess I'll just pay that off to you
Very dirty Harry on strawberry
Holy shit, this is awesome
I know it's got your calm now. We're cut through the taco shop parking lot again. We're just doing donuts here a little bit of
Gordon-Card
Way through the officer down. She's down top
This is sick
What's up, I guess my paycheck now, sorry sir you did park a leafy
They're gonna be headed north David pass a meteorite billboard like I mean
Well, yeah, I was there I was the DMV earlier. I was getting my license chaos agent come up dude
This is so much better than being like oh you're a dad. Sorry you now you can't buy a car
This is great
What's your name one more time
Alan Wilson
Right
Yeah, did I actually make the best our piece of revenue
All right, mom turn off all our only mode I'm fucking I'm ready for it
Yes!
Yes!
Parked illegally.
I stand with Captain it's
right off that's straight to the right
she's class please do not shoot me
I'm not gonna unless you give me a reason.
And for this, I'm gonna send Dutch and Hawaiian.
Alright, sir.
Yep.
Would you want to play guilty to illegal parking?
Yeah, I did do that.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
Alright, sir.
I would seriously encourage you to go to the DMV and pay your funds.
Okay, I don't know if you could end up in this bus going into the mines
Have a good one sir
All right. Have a good day. Let's go ham. Yes, sir
Jesus
Maybe we should see if there's any evidence
There's my boy casings
I think this might be from it. This might be from them I think.
I know that we also are shot back though. Yeah, but from here?
I think when I noticed him shooting it was from either back here or maybe these these
ones over here. Yeah, I think it would be like this.
probably would have been that long yeah well fuck it yeah it doesn't matter we
should just get moving where'd that guy go I sold the shit sir sir I think I have
your firearm you check and see oh I do not have all right thank you
I'm gonna buy a hort d'orgy and I'm gonna get back out there this is fucking
awesome chair I bought a few hort d'orgy myself
I love that they're shooting us
Oh my god
We got a bus and then covered in an umbrella right now.
Are you at their right hand?
I think the rail is freeze again.
They're in the top.
North Roy low.
West Carson trying to pick up this red.
Are we so on the field?
They shorted up.
That's where we went, Simi.
I'm getting there.
I'm getting the front top.
North bound in the alleys.
Freeze, you're gonna get tazored.
Yeah, I'm Lucky Pluckers.
Where are you, Ellie?
I want to save this.
Pluckers, been picking up bit friends.
Why are you the way you are, Ham?
There's a renaissance again from this vehicle, the black one.
That's a local car. You guys are...
Where was the force to tail?
Strawberry
Where's the spoochy
Left South Belgium going behind the ammunition
Hang out of the spoochy
PD
Tim for they're going back into the alleyway
Come back up and you look good
Circle coming back to you. Oh speedy's laughing at BC
I got a good car here, but they're gonna open fire I changed
This is chaos I love this wait this is great this is great RP this is chaos I
I fucking love this channel.
This is kind of needed dude, I big agree I feel like there was like there needed to be a big like why do we hate the cops?
Reason and this is it
You know
Marsa and several other high-end gang members known for shooting it please calc down David
Another great idea chase our team northbound strawberry
Off to will this happen probably a lot they're stopping on four
I don't want to fire, they're pulling.
Point and gun, point and gun.
Form, form, form, go, go, go.
Go SELTA team.
Fast the bus if you need to.
We're here, we're here, you don't need to back up, we are here.
We're here, shots fired.
Here they go, here they go.
Get them.
Get them.
One's running towards the car station.
Exploring turtle.
He's pulling again, he's in the alleyway.
Behind the fence, to your right.
There's a car right there, right there behind you.
That's great.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Oh my god, I love this.
This is fucking war.
I don't think we are in a shootout.
Let's go for it.
We're currently in Laplac freeway. I'm pushing my vehicle back. I might be fine, but that is chasing the way to freeway
Last don't leave her alone. Go up the channel to her. No, no, no, no, no. What are you talking about? There's nothing going on on this channel
No, no channel to her. That's where the chases
Okay
We have three suspects on large, get the 195, uh, cast and get his weapon removed.
There's, they're possibly ducks, because I took a shot after we got the one suspect down.
So there's someone ducked in the area, I don't know where he's at.
How many do we have down? One or two?
I have one. Three outstanding.
Oh, I just took another shot. I don't know where from.
from okay just take a second to look around check the rooftops there is
somebody down on top of a roof
it might be tucked in these apartment buildings
how do I see that because we don't ban people for using third person because
it's a part of the game suspects were all wearing white that was a that on that
was a topic of discussion on no pixel for a while hey when you back up on channel
tour I remember that two different choices that's an eating room we're taking
shots down here
this is great
Hey, uh, how many people do we got up there?
I think we have, uh, six, uh, no, seven, six, seven.
How long, how long, okay, how long have they been working?
A couple of times been here since the beginning.
Yeah, I'm releasing a handful of them.
If they've all been there for over an hour, I would say let's let them go.
We got other people, but you know what, hey, if they want to say and work off all their
debt, that's encouraged.
But we need units on the street it is hell in the south side right now
They're shooting back at us guys
So I would say go ahead and just
Just go ahead and cut them loose if they've been there for over an hour you guys need my help up there
pretty good up here okay yeah tell them they can stand work if they want to
let's keep like maybe just one person the super guys if it's all voluntary
that's to be sure there's a brawl happening now there's a brawl happening
there's now there's by the moment I said it's all good there a brawl broke out
Holy shit! Yes, man!
Okay, uh, Mr. Gard, I'll let you use your discretion then, if you want to come loose.
But we are in multiple shootouts down here.
That's great.
Alright, what else do we got going on? Anything?
We're trying to get the 95 on 4 and move to the hospital.
Alright, give them to the hospital. Do we have a unit with them?
Yeah, mostly in the setting and I'm 95.
Okay, let me know what he's up, I'll bring the bus.
Jen, I think that's a separate situation. Help me, have this guy.
Hey, where are you with the 95?
I'm with the convoy right now in occupation, heading towards the, uh, Oak Street, the star, 3-4 of hospital, now.
Okay, triple-plot, same traffic.
I think I got dirty hairy again northbound strawberry abbe be very careful
he is sure I'm gonna need additional we're going eastbound to sushi
Jesus what's a bottle break off uh yeah you come to use their running did someone
cut those sirens off family active 80 eastbound to sushi three people in the
car looks like dirty hairies in the backseat
Northbound popular
They've already been shooting right
All right, hold on break
Harry already been shooting
Okay, you're good to your PBS is authorized if they've already shot
All right, these these units follow me go help her go go go eastbound
Well, whoever makes it there first
I'll catch up with the bus
Going Westbound, Mirror Park Drive.
People running at the side of the bus. It's so fucking awesome.
It looks like they're probably luring me into a spot to shoot me.
Alright, just keep your distance.
Make it look like that you just suck at driving.
Just make it look...
Hey, that's not hard.
Can you hear me? Northbound, Mirror Drive.
Uh, Westbound Bridge Street.
This is great.
They're passing you
Pressure to me actually
No, gonna need more units it's actually four times occupied icon. I want you so bad two more than that in tortures. Well
One of you guys can double up that'd be great. Yeah, I'm still gonna be a number
Order a series of doubled unit. You have you have some you have sufficient units on the way
I'm sending more. What do you want me to do?
I
Into the parking garage
Build more pile on Elgin southbound
Take them out
There's so much happen
Dude this I think that I think the server actually needed this
This is good this is what we call good conflict RP
Adam's Apple Boulevard hit him into the wall the battle bus is behind you
Come on dirty Harry the hobos you're in for the mines
These two cars that are tailing up, please don't be in the 80 three max on that. Thank you
To be north on popular street
Emptying for a fit primary I got speed I'm gonna come up
They recovered we're continuing on some popular
Dude, I love that we have that
Just to drop this on people. Oh
Oh god
Crash, let's see if we can get him. Never mind. We're on glory wave
Or drive them
We're saying if we don't look good for us, that's a little store. Sorry starting to shirt
Get that car into the wall
Battle bus income. Oh, oh turtle
Freeze dirty here
You are good to shoot from your car now.
Please be doubled up.
Yes you can. I'm telling you you can!
I-I can't put my arm out of the window!
Okay, well yeah, cause you're driving.
Yeah!
They took a right, they took a right. They took a right.
I haven't gone ice primary yet.
I'm not gonna scare him first.
Whoa!
Fuck you, Rambler!
They're out, they're out, they're out!
Hold me! Help!
Get him! Get!
Oh shit!
You got the West Mirror!
Come on up, one down!
Come down!
Holy fucking shit!
Wait, this is awesome! They're following me. I'm northbound on West Mirror. I'm running to the gas station. I'm under heavy fire.
I am not feeling so good. I'm not feeling good!
I'm in an alley beyond the gas station. That's where you'll find
I got one enemy, I'm pushing up the wrangler to save him.
I'm okay, I'm on the roof.
I'm on the roof.
He's somewhere in the alley.
I'm on the roof, I'm on the roof.
He's in the alley next to me?
Yeah, I can hear him.
Yeah.
I can hear him.
Oh.
He should always be on the gas station.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
He's behind the gas station.
Picture him.
He's got nowhere to fucking run.
You got nowhere to run!
You're dead!
You and your friends are dead!
You and your friends are dead!
That's where the gas station is down.
He's down! Almost down!
Yes, good.
I have all four suspect exams. Two are at the bus. I got one down, officer.
Whoa.
I'm getting the fucking bus. Get EMS.
Rendezvous at the gas station. Collect the 95s.
Our Rendezvous point, triage point, gas station.
ten four
ten four is
NO my boss
NOOOO
this has been informed to me as of the gas station i'm loading up the down officer in the 295
fuck you white devil
You're going you boys are going to the mines
You're going to the mines
Advantage point like a man
the black truck. Hey, where's the roundabout point? Gas station. Triage is gas station.
What are you doing? What are you doing? That's not the map. I'm trying to get him in there.
He's got. Are we at the 295? You want us to bring him up to the quarry rather than meet
at the bus bring them to the gas station
Ron they've been pointing out the gas station
hello
DSR just shoved my car into the gas station
yeah tell me at the gas station
dead boy
next time once you get there
whoo!
what a rush
i hailed myself
what the hell? what is this?
what the hell?
we're back up to this scene at mera park
you'd have two more
who's critical right now?
what the hell?
all of them are dead
dude, i'm not happy
that'd be awesome
i'm not afraid anymore
are you okay?
I'm not going to the mines!
You're going to the mines! You're all going to the mines!
Oh, fuck you!
You're all going to the mines!
You're going to the tailor, huh?
Hold me, your uniform!
You're going to the tailor so that I can fit you for your funeral suit, buddy.
You're dead!
I'm wearing your mom's suit!
You're dead! You're dead! You're dead!
I'm dying!
How long last? Why don't we move?
I'm not going to touch anything, please.
We're not done yet. We still need to go to the mines
For v6 with ramming I feel like six cops per four criminals that's actually
That's pretty good.
Got it, got it, it's searched.
Yeah, I'm coming.
We really did it.
We turned the city into chaos.
Thank you for not doing stupid ass one-shot, one one-shot headshots.
I fucking hate those, man, because it's always me.
Is the some- is someone who is like the entry-frager?
Heh.
Just- it's still going down.
I hate it, man.
I'm gonna finger all your holes, put some ice on God, I'm gonna stick those things up.
You're a holy boy, you're a holy, holy boy.
Tessa, are you on the sec?
I think we got pretty much all of them.
All right.
Tessa, are you on the sec?
I am, sir, yes.
How many units you have out there with you?
We only have three at the moment.
Actually, we've got four and a couple are about to break off.
All right, we're coming up with six more laborers.
You got to get out of there. This is great.
So we're going to switch out.
Yeah.
That sounds good.
We're going to switch out. This is awesome.
This is great. I love this. I'm going back to you, uh, jack one.
You're gonna pay your ponds whether you like it or not, mother fucker.
That's right.
Here it is.
Triple five is Randy Wrangler on this frequency.
Uh-huh.
uh-huh
hey we've got a uh a trail uh uh
do you want a trail or a tractor the one that takes the cause
let's take cold again the one with the fork
you did not forget the word for tow truck or yes
tow truck okay so you got a tow truck key uh and they're wondering if they can
take your van yeah mark it up
Wait, where would you like it taken just take a damn? She's done
It's blown up. It's a can't fix that. She's told him. I gotta get a new man
Sorry, it's so loud out here. I can't actually hear what's going on. Where do you want me to go? It was all right
I need to go. Let's go to the hospital. What's the system guys?
the game are pretty my 95s right away with them are we looking them first or no
they're going to the minds
wait for mine okay we'll process them there let's take them to the hospital first
alright question is it wrong to want to do more time because of stuff like this no
this is what you want because like in-game punishment shouldn't feel like an
OOC punishment. It shouldn't, that's the whole point.
In-game punishments should still feel fun, right?
Someone has a really good time.
Oh my god, that's cool.
I'm heading to David's CD to repair her vehicle.
What happened to your bus?
Just don't shit, Lord, too close to the sun.
Hashtag justice for Captain India.
We're looking for one instance food for a 95.
Here you do it.
Hashtag justice for Captain….
We're looking for one instance food for a 95.
Hashtag justice for Captain….
We're looking for one instance food for a 95.
Hashtag justice for Captain….
We are Captain India.
We are Captain India.
They should have thought about bringing snacks before they committed crime.
Free Captain India until it's backwards.
How the hell am I hitting your…
Oh shit.
We are Captain India, we carry the flame.
all right
Do we have two in the back already?
Sorry, please just put them in a car
Any second now we'll get people thrown in a vehicle
He's trying his best he's trying okay
I'm
This is a good idea
Dude, all right, I'll you just ready to roll. I bet Monday and Tuesday is gonna be crazy
And I'm so sad that I'm taking the days off that I'm considering not
That's gonna be crazy man
Don't I feel like that I have to take days off though to let like chaos draw it cuz I don't know like
Whenever you take days off, I feel like I come back to like insane shit, and it's great. You know what I mean?
I like to let shit stir.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Man, I need some rest too. I streamed for 205 hours, and that was just streaming.
Uh, 205 hours last month.
So not bad, not bad.
And that was just streaming. I did a lot of like, other shit off-stream for the server.
Triple five done repairing my vehicle. We're gonna do you take it?
Why did they break off from the ambulance?
We outta here
I
Love I think that you're talking with your drunk garden. Do you? Yeah, the EMS one and yeah, pretty close
I'm gonna see their every senior calendars. I don't buy that
I
We're doing everybody how we're doing anyone need medical good good good
Hey doctor, I think I don't know if you're aware this you're not wearing pants. Oh, yeah, no, we're doing that
We're doing a car wash to raise money. It is a medical school
I'm going to do the race money.
Where's England?
Where's the car wash out then?
Oh, it's right here.
Hey, it looks like a civilian in the lobby of the restricted 95
area.
OK, yes.
I'm a medical staff, and I have no idea what I'm doing there.
OK, yeah.
I'm back to Lombardi.
We met up in Hominie once.
We're going to do a therapy session.
Oh, yeah.
How you doing, doctor?
I'm doing good.
I'm doing good.
You still doing good?
No.
No, no, I'm going to need that session soon.
But I tell you what, right now, I've actually
been shot several times and I'm starting. Yeah, I'm starting to feel a little
woozy. Okay, good job. Good job. Okay.
He was told to back away from the area.
Yeah, yeah.
I have to.
I said it's been shot several times.
I'm going to go ahead and take a look and see how it is.
This looks like a little bit more than several.
It's okay.
Oh, fuck you, white devil.
Fuck you, white devil.
Okay, what we need to do is I'm going to set it up.
Check for your words.
Are you allergic to any medicine, sir?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay, just give me something and see if it makes me allergic.
We don't do that, Julie.
Let us talk about most of the shots.
Let's see how many missed the vest.
Roll 1 through 20.
I don't know.
OK.
Six shots to the shoulder.
Processing the guy in the green jacket with the animal first.
I appreciate that.
Thank you so much.
good vest looks like your shoulders pretty fucked with these bullets do you have any
ideas for medical rp I don't I don't I wish I did but I suck it back on his chest here
you know kind of underneath the vest I just got to see what Riv and Joji think would be good
hey that's my plan I'm just gonna ask the people that do that kind of RP what they like
I don't know what that is.
Uh, Tor, he can meet someone.
Or I don't have any.
But let's watch them.
They're so good.
Yeah, he takes to the court.
I'm playing it out.
How does that feel, sir?
Oh, God, it feels pretty good.
Yeah, that feels tight.
Okay.
Feel that broken.
You had that.
Oh, God, yeah, that feels tight.
I'm feeling a little tight.
It's like you got a little
internal damage. I'm a little
stitching here.
Is there anywhere else you need?
I'm feeling better guys. I think
I could get up. Okay, let me
just wrap you up in a bandage.
I got the I got W W S attitude era wrestlers.
We want the Rockstone Cold, the Undertaker, Mick Foley.
I got the DX logo, Blue Manie.
Oh, let me have Mick Foley.
He's a good guy, right?
Yeah, yeah, he's good.
Not too problematic.
All right.
One strong guy to take all the bullets.
I'm sorry.
I'll check on Bargain a minute.
How are you paying levels?
Am I feeling good for you?
You need a couple of time to go home work?
How you doing?
Oh, my little...
Ow.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It strings in this better, kind of crazy.
Oh, God.
My 95 is ready to be brought back to the pond.
Oh, Jesus!
Okay, all right, okay.
I'm good.
You guys really need to mop.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
You guys really need to mop
Yeah
Yeah, that's true
Call me when you want to do that therapy session, mr. Wrangler
I'll need it soon. Okay
All right, I'm back up on my feet. Sorry about that I passed off the blood loss
Hold on hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold on a second, okay
All right, hold I'll let you guys know when to bring them out, okay
Don't okay, I know you're ready, but just hold okay
It's a bus
Well for someone that went to school on one I would think that you'd know that
Hey freeze, what are you doing stop? Stop your fucking hands up now freeze
Going for cough hard
Stop sir, I can easily catch
I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you buddy. No, I'm gonna get you
Yes, I am sir, I'm gonna get you
watch this now I'm walking 195
sorry sir what's your name
you understand? Christen? Rustin. Rustin what? Think about him. Alright Rustin, hang tight. Just look at the wall for a little bit, okay?
All right, come on Rustin got some friends you get to meet
I'm fucking chat stop question marking and saying guys people are gonna see clips of this and that you
chat people are going to start just thinking that you're all just hay
blockchairs and no one here actually likes me if you keep up with this weird
old bed what was that sir oh my name is sheriff Randy right it's nice to meet
you and you're about to be real popular real quick
hey uh jessa yes sir we're coming up now we got a car all right bring them
out straight on the bus and you know what the gaze and bisexuals do
I mean women help me but I'm not gay so I'm not going on the bus I gotta run
I'm not here for you yeah toss them on
Wow
Chat let's hit 12k subs
I'll pay someone $50,000 right now. There they are
Oh boy, that was bad vehicle!
Yeah!
We're in the Force!
We're in the Force!
This feels like a game show.
Follow me up there, cops.
As embarrassing as your fucking balding.
Channel 6, everyone. Channel 6.
Channel 6 if you're going up there.
Where are we going?
You guys got fucked up. Your car's got fucked up.
Yeah.
the budget oh my god that's okay you guys can buy me a new car with all the
minerals you're gonna mind some of you may have some questions welcome to the
Hello Santos, Cory bus.
You are on this bus because you have outstanding debt.
We are pleased to give you the opportunity to work off your debt with some good old-fashioned
state-mandated hard labor.
Legal.
Oh, it's legal, all right.
I'm paying for the 70 new motherfuckers' change here.
You make my people do this all the time.
I'm just gonna make my people work the railroads.
You can't do this to me.
Well, we're not built.
Well, this time, actually, the minerals are getting shipped to the Chinese.
There you go. You can consider something like that. That's crazy. We can consider this a way of
paying reparation. You guys need to teach what these guys want to formation is. Jesus Christ,
man. What's going on back there? It doesn't matter. What are you doing here for? Now, listen up. It
was seven days. You guys did have seven days, but then guess what? The governor was actually kidnapped
because of the act and some gang members tried to sell him to Polito or something.
So he said, well, fuck that, then we can just, well, let's see.
And it's that kind of attitude.
They got your grace period removed.
No grace, no mercy.
You told me like that was something else earlier.
The governor going to get is when I shoot him in the head.
Yeah.
Well, now that the grace period's removed,
we've got nothing else to lose, I guess.
Michael, I think.
That's right, man.
Let's talk about what's going on here.
It is falling apart, which is why you guys are going to work
for us and pay for our shit.
How about we go burn down the governor's house after this after all three
You guys may be wondering what if I just decide to not work
Failure to comply will result in additional charges, which will work resulted more time in the mind
So really it's best that you just comply do your time in the mind and get out
We don't have to change mind you yes when we're over there guys
Yeah, well, we'll know we'll know
What the heck we'll know and you'll see how we'll know soon mr. Ray. I have a question. Yep. Go ahead
Access yes, you do okay
I'm looking up all the complain sure
Whoever's 502 back there's horrible horrible driver
All right head on people
One of the cops fucking drove right into our car head on. I'm purpose
Well, maybe they were panicking cuz you guys were shooting guns out the window
Another one I did
Guys, let's shake it back and forth so that the bus tips over.
Pretty sure you're gonna do this.
Start right here.
Left.
Right.
Stop.
Left.
Left.
Right.
Left.
Right.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
We have more units in the police department.
Get him out of the goddamn bus.
Don't take him out of the cop stand, though.
We'll just have to walk him over.
Son of a bitch, my second bus.
Colin is fast.
What the hell?
Look out of the air.
It's fucked up.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Shit, sorry.
I hope you lost the bus.
Since she's a nice lady, I'll take her out. I think they might be trapped in there one out of fall or a game get off the bus
Yeah, he does have sex a lot millions of times
He's a big big big fucker don't talk about my dad like that why he fucks a lot he tells
I got a knife!
I got a knife!
I got a knife!
Oh my god!
Shift all the way guys so they can't push us over!
Shift all the way! Shift all the way!
Shift right! Shift right!
I got a knife!
I'm gonna throw up.
I don't think so. I want you to do the minecraft.
You can have a full gun.
I got a...
You gotta cut them out from the bottom over here, guys.
You can get a hell of a buff.
I'm like, look, I'm like, stop, stop, stop.
All right, line them up on the railroad tracks.
Don't run, don't run, do not run, do not run.
It's only gonna be worse, don't run.
Fine, fine, I'll comply.
You have no choice, listen, the mines are inevitable.
You can run all you want, but eventually, you will return.
The mines are inevitable, you will not.
not. Eventually you will have to go to the mines. Let this be a gentle reminder for you
all. The state always comes for their debt. Always. Three things are inevitable. Death,
Taxes and the mind
Hell week equals terrorism charge equals more mind time
Welcome back motherfucker. Welcome back to hell.
Is that all of them?
Thank you, man. You're my...
Come on. Let's march them down the railroad track.
I can walk. I can walk.
Come on, now we can walk.
Now you guys have to walk, because you flipped my fucking bus.
I
Told you we're gonna need a third bus. Come on. Hey, is that chunder?
Good good, this is strong this looks good cops. Good job
Now what we're gonna do next
No, I'm a fellow street fucker, guys.
Is we're going to ask Polito if we can extradite some of their civilians
to give us money in exchange for giving them a community.
You're not going to marry me.
I was just walking with everybody.
What's up with you?
You want to keep walking with everybody?
Yeah, I probably will.
Hey, bro.
When do we get a bathroom break?
Like every 15 minutes?
Let go of me.
You can just piss wherever you want.
Let go of me.
All right.
Let go of me.
Where am I going?
I'm just following rain. They flip my damn bus. We're walking into the mall
God we should add a mechanic to chain them together I
Think that would be
God, that would be awesome.
Like that one game chain together.
We'll just turn the glory into a jump map.
Hey, uh, Tessa.
You got the trucks?
Got the trucks. I'm handing the keys over to Fargo now.
Get out there.
Yes, sir.
To the deputies and the querages, we advised there are some people calling themselves soldiers and a guy in blue calling in the middle of the week.
You can send it to search on the big axis of the memos. I
Didn't I only thought about half that I'm gonna be honest. We got volunteers
The one of mine
Sure, this one going back to home
Come on everyone. We're almost there stay on this channel
Yeah, I know you gotta pay your dad
You win this time Wrangler oh
This isn't a win for me. This is win for the state getting money for their budget
Which is in turn my budget, so I guess I do when you win this time. I guess I do win actually come to think of it
Mandatory orange jumpsuits no no orange jumpsuits for prison
White and black striped uh white and black striped jumpsuits for this
That would be awesome like the old timey ones
here it comes look at this look at this view it's really
No, nothing like it
Dude is one guy's wet dream it could be
Run me over get dirt bikes approaching
Hey, Sal
I cannot believe what you what you've done. What are you talking about?
Sal wait here, and I'll talk to you about it. Yeah, you're out of your helmet. Come on
Let's go on, Fristers!
They're carelessly slaving me, Sal!
Look at this!
You sure that several horses can get down?
Take a look, everyone!
Look at it!
That's going to be you soon!
Look at that!
Some did master-set me free!
You make pretty good money, right?
On some of the current activities that you do.
Why don't pay your fine?
You're mine!
You're mine!
All mine is mine be mine be mine here is mine be mine be mine be mine be mine be mine be mine be mine be mine be mine.
Just think about it.
You didn't pay your fine, it's just your first argument in service.
Later, you know what?
Late at 9-1-1, the governor just got fucking kidnapped by PDM, by a dirty area.
I'm going the one that's staying after him.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
She's trying to find out something.
He's here?
Alright.
Don't take him out at cop's yet.
Yeah, that sounds like I got the governor, don't they?
Good boy.
We're the coming ship with us.
Shit.
We need at least two other trucks down here.
Uh, okay, you see, we've got two.
We've got two more at PCSO.
Okay, yeah, we're gonna need those.
Because I think it should be four people per truck, right?
Yeah, come over here again.
What do you mean?
I pick up two in the back and they throw a bunch of shit away.
pretty well but if you look to your right there's people staged up on
whatever you what do you mean it's just a trash can
okay well I was thinking that if we put four people per truck then that's the
truck they fill up and then all four can just come in that makes a lot of sense to
I don't know. I don't know.
We just told people, this is your trick.
I'm trying to ambush me, motherfucker.
Um, did you?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Why don't you remember earlier on the road,
wherever you were following that car,
and then you asked if you wanted to do it,
and you said, I always want to do it.
That was hard, bro. You got to put that in a rap song.
All right, do me a favor.
Listen up. Go ahead and start searching the, um,
Tainees here and took any weapons off of them, alright?
I have no idea.
Oh, you got rent?
I've got rent, yup.
Alright.
Wait, is that Wacka-san?
Is that Wacka-san?
Is that Wacka-san?
Is that Wacka-san?
Yeah, Salvatore.
You never commit to me, you know?
I don't know.
I got that Chinese deal, Wrangler.
Okay.
I can press one.
We got a name on this one?
I'm a fucking dangerous person.
How much damage?
You got three.
Silence!
God damn it!
How much damage?
Yes, five unpaid fines.
Total of how much? Rough estimate?
1,500 to 3,000.
That's not bad. You'll be out of here in no time.
I'm sure that's a flop.
Top 10!
Top 10!
Top 10!
right. That's hard. That's hard as shit. How much 84,000 with us all night.
I thought I had a lot. That's a bad thing. It's got had like 12,000 and
five. That won't be bad. A couple hours. I'm gonna be out here and blowing up
another bus in just a few minutes. Sure. Go ahead. Do that. More fines, more
minds. And then more buses blown up. Yeah.
I know the one devil's the top here. I have abandoned the code. What is your
government. I told you. I won't tell you.
Well, I tell you what, we'll, uh, we'll settle the war. And actually, you know what,
We'll just go ahead and serve the warrant and then we'll just count this towards his
Towards the time for that. Okay, so go and serve the warrant and just and just mark it as served in place. All right
Word for what
25,000. Yep, plus everything else today.
So bad you should be out here soon.
It's not on this guy.
Oh yeah, this guy was stealing a car.
Can anyone see if this guy even has any debt?
He's moving it around.
What's your name?
Preston seems to be on him.
Things at the bottom.
Work at me.
Work for a damn thing.
I'm waiting
I'm Steve
Steve you're not making these guys do this, right?
We just need some iron and stuff if we love you we'll find some emeralds
Also, they're here to trade it if any of you guys want some emeralds
I
Okay
All right, listen sir, I'm gonna cut you loose but heed my warning this is what your life will lead to if you continue down the path of crime
All right
First
This is what I've been talking about.
Yeah, mom and Chandra, it says, we're probably at charges.
My hands are got his corridor right now.
Hey, you're liking he's even here.
Well, regardless.
Yeah.
OK.
Maybe express attempted mass murder of Eliors.
Yeah, write the report, and then just market
or serve this place and we'll just make him work the mines.
Did we leave the time?
We leave the time all the way over.
If you want to, Chandra, do you want to work the mines?
Or do you want to sleep this one off?
Oh.
He might want to go to sleep right now, I don't know.
I'm not tired at all, I don't want to chip my nail polish.
Alright, mines it is.
Oh shit, yeah it is.
Wrangler, do we leave all the time up there?
Do we move the time down when we do the serving place?
Uh, I think if you just hit serving place, it shouldn't send them.
But you can do it.
You don't need to touch the time.
Okay, do I touch the time?
Yeah, it'll just let them.
I'll try to do it.
All right, you want to serve your time here. Do you want to go to jail?
For your warrant, there is felony assault of Lady Canebbina government employee and the first lady mother.
Is he going to jail?
No, I think he's shortly out here.
How would you like to plead?
So how do you plead to your charges for your warrant?
Not guilty. I didn't do any of that. There's a proof in the dust.
We got our trucks coming if not I can get them
Everyone it costs, you know 265 months
Okay, yeah
Leo I
Can't go up there my friend listen to me my friend
This work the minds
Why running accomplishes nothing you see look down look down at my glorious mining pet that I've created
This is inevitable. This is your future. Okay. This is the consequences of your actions. However
If you take your punishment here today, and you mine, and you get out of debt, it's a fresh slate.
You go up that hill and run away.
I'll be tracking you down for the rest of your life.
And run it!
Let him go.
Let him go.
Let him go. He won't make it far.
Let's put out another warning for him.
Yep. Sounds good.
Again!
I know you can't it's the world you gotta stop just go back down. We're not gonna chase you, but we will put a warrant out for you
You can go with this person obviously trying to rescue you if you want actually I'm probably gonna shoot him
What the hell are you doing here?
We'll get the get the hell out of here. This is
Up in the car cell five
I got a restraining order man.
Huh?
I got a restraining order.
Is that Donnie Prostromi?
Yeah, that's a restraining order.
Oh, he's a top 20er.
Sorry, bitch.
I think they won her last.
So don't go get out of here.
All right, let's go.
Let's go.
Go do your time in the mines.
Come on.
All right, all right.
My name's Sal.
Not Sal.
What's going on?
Sal, why are you here, Sal?
I'm protesting.
Yeah.
Well.
Hey, uh, is anyone down there at the pit on radio?
Oh.
Okay.
guffs that you have in cuffs I need you to like put them in a circle and keep an eye on them okay
yes but you need to supervise it okay
Where you have an ATV approach in the area?
Triple five, my suspect is out of cuffs, but I'm super tired.
Hope to see you guys.
Hey, what's happening?
And we have the old saboteur at his line that's sharpening stuff, so can you watch over him?
Blue shirt.
Okay, this is very simple. All you have to do is keep them in cuffs and just keep an eye on them in a pile.
That's all you need to do.
Do you want me to re-cuff him?
Yes.
I
We just got robbed of three motorbikes going up the mountain just rob
Where are you?
You just got robbed in front of a bunch of cops
Okay
My pistol the Mason's pistol and Caesar
You guys that's your fault you got to keep your head on the swivel here
Well, I give it a minute. Let's grab a car, you know
95 and blurs trying to make a break for it with a that is yes, I'm sorry. I'm gonna want to out it the absolute
We're gonna get cars share
Yeah, we're going to get trucks
We still have those cars on the train track
You want to know something say no
They already put out and they're serving their time. Do they still need to be in cuffs?
What do you mean put out?
Like they plug the charges do they have that?
because they still need to work the minds right yeah yeah yeah he just he's
everybody just service time all right so let's run let's circle back to what I
said 10 minutes ago guys all you need to do is put them in a circle and keep them
in cuffs until I come back is there any confusion on that as well at all
All right, so so then we let him go here
That's my truck
The Spencer refused to delegate
That one's mine. I got the key for it. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, let me just delegate to the sergeants. That's a good idea chatter
Holy shit, that guy's a genius. Yeah, let me delegate to the sergeants. Oh
Wait, there are fucking none
Okay, thank you.
Alright, thank you.
Come on, Zato.
Alright, we'll come back with the trucks now.
We're gonna need like some sort of mini-station at the mine so that we can process
Like just like a building with like a couple rooms
That'd be sick
Yeah, just like a little sub station
have an overwatch tower oh my god dude a tower would be so sick in there me yes
sir all right we go
hey what's going on listen I can't believe she did this but to kill I asked
me earlier today to do her final eval and I wanted to tell you ahead of time
that she's actually doing well.
She's doing well, sir.
It wasn't anticipated, but I wanted to check in with you first.
Yeah, I know.
That's not possible.
You know, it's actually pissing me off a little bit
because I'm realizing that she gives us about 10% every day,
except for today.
Are you telling me you think that she's sandbags?
I'm thinking she just doesn't try most of the time
and seeing what she's actually capable of,
sir, it's pissing me off.
Well, I guess pass her if you want to.
Okay. Okay.
All right. I might have to, unfortunately.
All right, I gotta go.
Okay.
Speaking of...
You got your mark?
It's crucial, Fasili. You guys can tell me to shut up.
I was just coming to you.
Oh, hey, what's going on?
I'm sorry, did you have to say something?
Silence! Shut the fuck up! Shut up!
What's your video?
What's your video?
It's a good enough statement, so...
All right.
I'm sorry. Hold on. It's fine on me.
Say don't follow me, will you?
Okay, say to take this truck and put it right here.
Back it up.
I
Okay, all right, I need everyone to shut the hell up for me
Listen
White devil
Let's let's get you for okay come over here. Oh, okay
This is gonna be your truck
All right, I'm gonna steal it and drive out of here. No, you're not why not well cuz we'll shoot you
Because we're bad people
Pickaxes
No
Yep
great to laugh
what the hell
you're not even around
why are you so angry?
who's this area?
he was a very good boy and you just thought he was a good boy
good boy
he's such a good boy
he was a very good boy
good boy
if I had a gun I would shoot you right now
very hairy so I could
I'm gonna say it
say no
all night come on
to town man I bet you wish you could strike him
all right man I'm
hey knock it off you
listen up listen up listen
we're gonna one coffee you okay I will
I will attack you now let's talk about that
if you want if you attack me what do you think happens
I don't know you go you go to prison. Oh
And guess what then you just have more debt and then you just come back here
Yeah, I'm here for 570 months
So his fine went from owing 25,000 to owing 50,000
As soon as your debts worked off you can be released
How about that
Hold on save questions for the end, okay, so
All right
Sure, if you attack me, I guess you could do that, but you just go to jail more debt back at the mine
Instead you could take this opportunity to you instead of you know sitting in the prison and just rotting
You could work your debt off
No prison and no debt. That's a pretty good deal. He asked me. I
Take that deal
I take that deal
I don't do work
Well, unfortunately, you don't have a choice because I do or bank robberies. Well, maybe next time you rob a bag
You should put some of that money aside to pay your debt
Yeah, now listen
Failure to work here today will result in disobeying a court order
Which again?
There's a pattern here. I want you to pick up on it
prison more fines more minds
You get me more minds more minds prison to mine pipeline. Yes, it is
That's right fucking game was rigged from the start. Why sure is it sure is tons of bitches
So here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna dump tea on the BCS
Listen up. I'm gonna one cup. Yes dogs
You know, I think a lot of people need to read what the 13th amendment actually fucking says
There's a word in there that says accept
That's punishment of crime
So this is all legal. Yeah, this is all above board
So here's what's gonna happen
Well, I'm sure the dogs wants a page
Tell me that, bro, it's because we were born to leave you.
He's a man of the law.
I get it.
You guys are just following orders.
Listen, we're going to uncuff you,
grab a pickaxe, get to work.
As soon as this truck is full, all four of us
are going to go to the rock depository,
and then you guys are going to move the rocks in there.
OK?
Sounds good.
And for every rock you put in, does anyone
know how much it clears?
I think it's like $250.
250 Iraq
Gems
Okay, if you guys find any gems
Anything you find in here is property of the state if you take sure if you try to take a gem that is theft going in my ass
That is that is that right up our ass that is theft
You can come and get it.
Don't you dare!
We will.
I got to make 200 damn rocks to pay out my debt.
We've got long fucking gloves, buddy.
We'll be in a longer arm.
I'll cuff him.
I've put it right up a cow before.
Also, listen up.
Listen up.
Listen, listen, listen.
Hamill, let's you tell a joke in a second.
Listen.
Okay, this is your truck.
So only put your rocks and gems in this truck.
Okay?
Alright, good.
Sure.
There you go.
Hard.
All right, Triline, I'm coming back to you.
All right.
Good.
There's no key in that.
There is no key in that.
Oh, I'm a big thing.
Hey, Gord.
You already got all the stuff you need, sir.
What devil?
Muddy.
You're calling.
Fuck.
You are calling.
Grab a pickaxe and get to work.
There is no escaping this.
Motherfucker.
I know.
I got a question, dude.
One second now who do we still have cuffed all right we'll go over here come on
Now same thing this is your guys's truck, okay
Hey, those guys on dirt bikes are here are they who rob you
Shoot the guys on dirt bikes shoot the guys on dirt bikes shoot the guys on their bikes
But not everyone I need people so keep on selling Christmas
Okay, go take a look go take a look
Lots of R&B happening
So good. Yeah, I mean, they're
All right, did that pick axes
So if I do get on cuffed and beat the fuck out of you does that mean I just go straight to prison or do I
I still work in the mines. No, I'm gonna be sitting outside of the prison
You're gonna serve your time and then I'm just gonna bring you back
Okay, I'm letting you know now wrangler. I'm a G. I'm a real motherfucker
I am gonna beat the fuck out of you as soon as I get out of these cuffs
I'm telling you right now if you do that
I'm gonna send you to prison in the second that your time is all
So I'm gonna be sitting there waiting to just bring you back here
So if you just want to get stuck in a perpetual loop of
Punching me in the face going to prison and they coming back here. That's your choice. What's it buddy?
Listen to me. This is government debt. This doesn't just go away. I'm not
government institutions thought you don't have a fucking choice motherfucker this
doesn't just disappear it does if I ignore it it does not you will be here
because we will not ignore you damn I'm sure they got us right now cool brain
out later or plan later but they got us right now all right so do they do they
have pickaxes I do you do I do not let me get you say no say no say no say no
say no we're in the fuck are you okay I need you to unlock this truck that
They're supposed to put rocks on them.
Yes, sir.
What's redstone?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All I hear is you guys go ahead.
I need you guys to get into a cruiser and you guys back.
If I can, I can.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, all right.
They should have felt like the meeting
when all y'all might have thought this were on my blog.
And I was late and I should have.
All right, go help them, Saydo.
Yes, sir.
Saydo?
Saydo.
Saydo, give me the key to this, OK?
I'm gonna go back to a supervising him but I need to share a very disturbing
Florida with you that I really need you to just please let me focus on this
Oh, shit!
One, nine, five, one, nine.
Jesus Christ.
Help me, brother, I'm in cuffs, I might die.
Can you guys clean this fucking mess up, please?
Get this fucking bus the fuck out of here. Clean this the fuck up.
I
Was like a wrangler got time for a quick joke
All right, so I couldn't can't help but notice you guys are putting rocks in this truck
like the hunting kind
I don't know
fucking Jesus
this one is full
I got the keys to these both
perhaps uh
okay okay here we go
they could have made it
he never changes man
alright true and I
always massive
just with this then
definitely
alright come on
pickaxe back here I have one I need one but I'll just correct you said it's in a
trunk no it's in the trunk fill up you guys this truck and let me know when
it's full okay working our time off and then or working on that off and then we
get to leave sure I tell you what I'll do that for you you don't have a lot
All right
I'm treating somehow the reason.
Yeah, I see them running up the mountain.
They're probably too.
They're making, getting this ambulance going down the road.
Three rifles.
Little tip.
The rocks break faster if you...
Teamwork.
Rocks break faster if you work together, guys.
We heard that.
Fuck you.
They break faster if you work together, guys.
It's just like shooting cops, we gotta work together.
Where does the sign because the other one is bulls?
Yes, yes, I have to a side. I don't know what's this
I haven't picked my vehicle in the restaurant
Alright, I'll pick it up
That's cool, what's it only, two suspects?
Farther, are you upstairs?
DMS, DMS
The rest of the city doesn't exist so now?
I mean...
there's only like what 30 people here there's also still an entire polito one
an amazing server I've created I'm going to clean it up they fucking suck
thank you for the incisal comments from anything else
I
Think she pre-10-3
then well I think we have some case law using that RS.
Yeah, that's very good.
They literally came to say,
they're just walking up to random people and asking for their IDs.
No, no, we got RS.
We got a system.
We got a system.
Hey, if they don't like it, then they can see us, right?
That's what I said.
Go post a guy they run at 65.
He was illegally parked.
He was literally parked on the sidewalk.
What the hell?
You can't say that.
What are you these vehicles on?
Or it's Mervyn Tarrant.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh Jesus.
What's your name son?
We got our captainess.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
huh this is chaos i fucking love it
wrangler could you move our truck you know what's sure because we gotta go gotta break
shit over there sure i'll move your guys stroke thank you for asking politely
you are sick you are sick f**k
yeah
this is great
What if there is a building to drop off Rock Shems instead of having to cycle over the trucks
and go post your jobs to pick up the rocks and uh I don't know what you're talking about
but I think you're kind of saying how it already works I'm going to be honest
I said, you guys are doing such a good job. I'm going to move your trucks a little closer.
Whatever, man. Whatever. Oh, come on, Stanley. This is good for you, buddy. That's real rich
coming from the white devil you can call me whatever you want
I guess yeah technically I still do you guys like mining too no I don't fucking
like my knee you don't like paying your debt back to society I'd rather be
fucking dead right now come on beautiful to look at fresh air some hard work
This is good for you. Yeah, we're just getting cobblestone. Yeah, see cobblestone
Okay, it's full pop in one of you has to walk though
Oh, come on guys, follow me just sit down sit down here with them. Yeah
Come on, he's hold on tight. He's the power of your ugly to hang on
Who is launching cars down here?
Say no.
If you launch a car on to somebody, we're going to get sued.
Sure, but it wasn't that intentional, and I apologize.
Okay, Sal.
That is a broken down car.
Sal, come on.
What's he doing?
Sal.
Sal.
Okay.
78 call, currently code 4.
And his name?
I
Don't know why we need you buddy. We need you to drop these off
All right, we got to wait for your
Maybe he does need to be down here build a certain slave drivers and murderers. Oh, he should have told me he was tired
We're gonna die in this whole stand when you
Oh, you're gonna be fine. I'm gonna I'm here for fuck. I'm here for 570 damn months
I think they're gonna do math man is calm down
You know, this is like a fucking like some sort of damn camp I
Don't know I'm not sure it's like that you stick of it like a camp like a camp with your friends
Look it, why can't you just be like Steve and the villagers? They love this.
They're bald.
They love it.
I don't have anything for you. Go away, shoe.
You need to be watered back.
Stop slaver.
Hello?
Hey, Sal, what's going on?
a lot of things are going on first of all I'm just letting you know that I'm
suing you for slander yeah yeah listen watch come down to the to the mind the
quarry and talk to me all right sure thing I can go back up there all right
we'll talk soon and bring a bunch of food okay I don't think there's no way I can do that we'll pay you
we'll come down here let's work out the deal startling I know now he's gonna
Salvatore, right?
Yes, yeah, so you might have to walk but we'll see we'll try to take it slow. No, yeah, you're walking
You can make it
There you go, come on
My dick
I
Gregory
Wrangler you see that guy to the left they're dressing up like that to fucking ambush you
Someone come with me
Need a buddy system here I don't want a buddy with you
I
All right guys
Why you gotta go do that all right now get the rocks
You don't load them in here
So the rocks come over here right here one at a time
You just eat them in yeah, come on
come on guys use those big strong arms of yours get this fucking gauge let's go
there good how many games are you getting right now great
there we go good come on man no running no running
don't hurt yourself
on the hill involving the third bike, they would pull to a firearm and uh, pull the launcher up.
Good.
Like they're gonna be pointing southwest.
Good.
You love this?
Yeah, this is way better than a prison.
Fucking hate you.
Hate me, White Dental?
Fucking hate all of you.
Come on, it's good for you.
It's horrible.
Think of the camaraderie that you guys have now.
You've all been through some shit together.
Yeah, it's like building a brotherhood.
Oh yeah, we're gonna be through some more shit together too.
That criminal threat, sir.
Oh, there's nothing criminal about that.
You interpret that way, that's your fault.
It's only 250 rock. Only?
Only 250.
White devil.
Show me that best threat.
No, this is all custom.
Bro, just like you guys did before.
Every job is custom, man.
This isn't...
We don't buy scripts for that, you know?
you know when that court case I guess enjoy it while it lasts the only thing that we really buy is a
is mlo's which not all of them like the palito prison is custom the housing is custom uh banners
custom the double barrel and uh what the hell we do buy our cars though that true white devil do
you hate women this is the activation you're fighting i don't hate women i don't hate women
Like we do for like handling but
This might be better pay than boosting
But but but but it doesn't make money for them it only makes money for the state you see what I mean
So you can't you can't do this
That everything
All right now you guys can come here to this quarry supervisor
And you can if you have any gems you can give them to this guy
Which again if you do try to take gems out of here it is theft and I will charge you
Hard but now you can now you can check your fine
So let's go and do that white devil
My fine looks my fine is higher than when I got charged
Really
I'm pretty sure I got charged for like 9k, but this guy's still in the team.
Devil dude, I resist! Oh my god, he's resisting.
White devil. Do not do a prison escape.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Don't do it, don't, don't do it.
Don't get crazy again. God damn it, White Devil.
Don't do it, White Devil.
I'm gonna escape again.
Don't do it, White Devil.
Don't do it.
Why you gotta ruin it, White Devil, for everyone?
Don't do it.
No.
That's another find.
Damn it, White Devil.
All that work you just did was for nothing.
Yeah.
But on the back of the car, we'll charge him.
Hey, we got people
Yep drop-off zone dirt bikes
Practicing for the X games sure they will
What are you guys been just sitting here roaming before?
I thought they were reminding me of a cute fellow.
Ah, dammit. Jesus. Psycho's.
No more mining till their sex lives for the night.
Alright, get back to it.
That's very mean no, I think you learned a lesson
Yeah, fuck them all
Thank you
Watch your ride with me
I
Think he learned a lesson you're not gonna do that again, right?
I need some food from my state a lot of meal
What's the presence?
Hey, no, keep an eye on them, okay?
Especially the White Devil.
Now, how the White Devil do?
We get targeted a lot, to be honest.
He's a bad guy.
Especially by this guy and the drivers.
Oh, I target you.
Why don't you ask the White Devil who he targets?
No, we target you too.
No, it's mutual respect.
No, no, no, he targets women.
What?
When they're alone.
Oh, my God.
oh my god that's not true that's false allegations no it is now who's hungry i'm hungry i could eat
take my food so i could eat well i have no food fargo i know you got food for me
believe it or not i i don't no fargo told me he's trying to lose weight for a police
I see you just keep driving and then and then when the road splits up there you're gonna take the left
78
Well you said left I thought you said right sir
That's okay. I have this thing where when people when I talk people just zone out I think
And then I'm rich right here to your left. I think I'm just slow sir. I think that's
I
Comes in the waffles
I'll tell you I'll tell you what we'll pay you if you could just be here with a ton of food all the time
You'll eat what we provide
Mr. Wrangler, you know I've lost like
thousands of dollars in business because of what you said well now I'm giving you an
opportunity to make thousands of dollars
alright fair enough but I'd like you to make a public apology I really appreciate
that I'll consider that but I don't want to admit any guilt maybe just say I
don't do that and you were mistaken let me favor I'll take all that for me but
feed these prisoners will you oh do you want drinks of all I give you all the
food. Okay. I could also use some food. All right. Listen up. Listen up. Oh, hey, listen
up. Prisoner pink approach. Okay. Okay.
So I'm going to do this one at a time. All right.
Hi. Okay.
and this question.
Hello?
Fuck you, man.
You're still fucking fucked up.
What's wrong?
You're still fucked and you also,
you leave me, you leave me,
the, I got staggy test-trolling by a fucking guy
named after a fucking food guy,
and they bring me here.
What the fuck are you doing landline?
They bring me here, and they leave me here.
I don't know.
Where the hell are you?
I'm at the hospital and they shoot him to my titanium knee.
Okay okay.
I'll have something to kill.
You fucking deputy.
If you fucking deputy, Ryan rolled me over and she ripped up by a Corleone with a car.
What?
And, uh, and I fucking you, deputy, fucking sucker by ass, to fuck you.
What are you talking about you fucking suck up? Okay? All right? All right?
Who is that that's the guy you just get so upset sometimes all right here is your waffle
Here's your egg
There's no coming the eggs
I I said the waffle that we're not becoming my waffle, but I'll eat it if you don't
All right, so step to the truck that boy next
Really hungry
You want do you want anything to drink are you good? Yeah, come get your full meal, okay?
I
Just gonna give these out for an L. Okay. All right next. Thank you
Yeah, you believe in a free America, right? That's a lovely
Home of the both brave and the free
Amen, brother now listen up now you guys go ahead and eat and here's what you're gonna do, okay
So grab your rock
You shouldn't agree with this 13th amendment, it's just the loophole man
Awesome, and just walk up, there you go, I'll do me a favor before you run off
Go ahead come here talk to this guy and check your fines for me. Tell me what number that says
Like that total yeah
Is it a lot I'm just adding it up. You want me to add up the one I got today too or is just the other one just all of it
All right, we'll just just keep a note of that and then we're just gonna make sure that's going down. Okay
What about you oh
Like 80,000 plus
All right, just keep doing that if you have any gems you can give him to this guy
And remember if you try to steal any gems out of here anything from this place is state property
No fucking do that
Just cuz the just cuz the 13th amendment makes it legal doesn't make it right sir more
So if these people weren't here paying off their debts,
they'd be running around shooting people.
So all I have to say to you is in the 1800s,
this because it was legal, didn't make it right.
No, it didn't.
OK, OK.
All right.
We should reappear on the 13th Amendment.
What if we put your sworn nemesis there?
What's his name, the guy that you're going to show?
I'm Pistrami.
What if we put Pistrami in here?
Then would you care?
You can't ask me questions like that sir, that's not fair.
Oh, it is fair.
I mean, it's just a matter of time.
It's either okay, I mean it's either okay for you know every criminal or it's not.
You gotta choose.
Some people are just down on their luck, they made a couple of mistakes that doesn't mean
a couple of mistakes.
A couple mistakes.
Hey, guy in pink.
Why are you $80,000 in debt?
Okay, well he's probably a bad, uh, bad, uh.
uh robbing my fuckers yeah i threw an ems my fuck out of a plane yeah okay thank you that's enough do
you really want that you really want him walking around but but you're working under death here
sir you know i'm feeling that's what that's what i'm here to talk to you about okay i need you to
just plan b is going to be the official sponsor of the mines oh well not not the sponsor we're
going to pay okay i just need you constantly cooking shut up loading in the trunk and coming here and
and giving each prisoner one combo each.
Okay, but you gotta keep track
because they only need a combo every hour.
I got a memory like a trap.
I remember everything.
Okay, and we will pay you double,
double how much it sells for in the restaurant.
All right.
Deal?
You know, this is fair.
Okay, but can you apologize about,
you cost me thousands
because of what you said on Trendy there.
Let's see how this goes and maybe I'll apologize.
Just one birdie post saying that you were a little wrong
about me doing those.
I don't even know how to do that sir. I don't know how it works down there
I've never had a girlfriend I was home school in 12
You see what I'm doing. I can't I can't deal with this right now. I'm stressed
Okay, I don't know how to do that you you're telling me something that I don't know how to do
I don't know how to make it come out man. I don't know even what the hell. What are you even talking about?
You said I was doing something to the waffles and I don't know how it works down there
Well, listen, we're talking about all that later
Just do me a favor and just go down to the quarry to the bottom and make sure everyone has a combo
Okay, sure. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, Jesus
They're happy they you're
There we go
likes this
Bangler, could you give a bloom a shift down here like he has to actually break the rocks
Dude
Whole civilian population is rebelling hard against this and it is fucking awesome. I get you might get criminals more wearing to do
This we make bloom do this too
Well, it's not about willing to do it
It's about not having a choice because it's not like you guys are going to pay your fines other was
That's not true. Well, well, well, now you're going to
Today man, that's true for me. I literally said I'm never gonna pay my fine. So, you know, yeah
You thought you'd never have to pay him. Did you? Well, I mean, I knew I would have to pay him at some point
But I was just gonna refuse and I was gonna commit terrorism. So I didn't have but that's more fun
I'm still committing terrorism though because that's hard and I'm still a gangster.
See you next week here, buddy.
Tomorrow.
Kill the government or something.
What the hell?
They yearn for the mines, sir.
Yeah, he's uh, he's collecting money for us
How many rocks is one terrorism charge, let's do the math
Oh, it's free to do Terry run your
You're an individual, working camouflage, bottoms, all in Arizona, one in black, I have one green.
I'm up with a slogan for, best word of the government in Florida.
So if you want to shoot five cops, and like that, fight.
Great work.
Oh, you want a radio?
Yeah, watch out.
I am, it's cool actually, not you Brandy, I was calling out for the truck that was leaving the scene.
What's O?
What's O?
What's O?
Yeah, I know, I couldn't, I couldn't see who the next one is.
Get on radio! Go get me!
Damn it, get on my radio!
Get on my radio!
God damn it!
Get on my radio!
Fuck the white people that presses me, move!
Get on my radio!
Get on my radio!
Get on my radio!
I think you're a mom or what?
I'm being impressed.
God damn it!
Get on my fucking radio!
Come on team this truck back to the pit. It's radio not radio
You need to go back with he can't be alone down there they could overthrow him
Well, you know, I thought that was a store-land vehicle, and I was pulling out on the radio.
That has nothing to do with what I'm telling you now.
You need to go back down there and back him up.
I'm a pressie-goap sailor.
Thank you.
She knows.
She's got problems.
She's crazy, bruh.
Yeah, I remember one time, like I said, bruh, she was praying to Jesus that I would die
on the spot because I tried to kill her in a church.
Yeah, she's got a shit song.
Sit this fucked up, brother.
She's very religious.
Loves Jesus.
Yeah, and her mama too, I've heard.
Oops.
Any updates on the motorcycle situation
Did you end up getting one of them into custody and four
Hell yeah, nice which one?
male mohawk
Armor on his shoulders
Are okay
I don't know if I'm going to do anything.
Oh, shit.
No, no, actually, no, but the knowing, the knowing that the game has to go against the Asian party.
It's a bit bright on action on like that.
But none of this would have happened if you're not a major person fine.
I don't know if you want that. I'm going to put him down on people.
Oh, yeah, they're getting the wrong people.
What are you talking about?
Well, that'll be...
No, you're working.
You were...
Stay working.
Stay working.
Yeah, you like their stuff.
Yeah, you like their stuff.
you're working, you're working, you're working, you're working.
Yeah, you like this stuff.
How you doing?
How are we enjoying the minds?
That's a hot wire of car.
That's great.
I feel like I should be singing like a song of my people.
I don't know what I've been told.
I don't know what I've been told.
This looks like it'll work.
Wrangler is a bitch ass.
Uh-oh.
Wrangler is a bitch ass.
You don't want to screw with me.
I don't know what I've been told.
Nice fbcso and lsbd.
See y'all can't do it.
We all not working.
Guys, you might not like this.
What the fuck?
Don't take my rocks!
Sorry, sorry, sorry. That's his rocks. That's his rocks.
Come on, man. I worked really hard for these. You guys got two people.
I don't give a fuck.
A what?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Also, I'm gonna say red paint your hardest book.
Thank you, bro.
I mean, fucking Kilo Trey had red, too, so it was mad confusing.
Why they why they using red they're the ball is what?
Well, they used to be to kill a tree follows them. We're just like fucking we just get a jerk
All right, then again, there is the ball again, too
Yeah, what a little bit kind of a pussy though because I told him about the fines to my shit
He was like, I'm going to bed and I was like, man, just shoot a cop
I should not gangster
So it's been a pleasure southern with you I do have to go 42
uh
Okay, you're good
A terrible sight here at the mines our own governor bones daily golf balls at prisoners submitted to force labor stay tuned
They're all the way up
You know that action that doesn't look great
What is happening in our city what is happening
Oh my god, oh my god
We gotta put this guy in prison
Yeah, I'm glad I did you lock the trunk. Oh, sorry. I probably be a villain by not gonna
Assume selling ginger. Oh, yeah, let me open it up. Sorry
Did we have an officer who lost a gun and a taser at the radio?
Make Mason lost is no counter lost is earlier
We've been targeting quite a bit and a lot of people have held up on the chip taken from them.
I believe the White Devil just stole a truck and left. One of the work trucks.
You want to do that?
I didn't notice until I see a truck driving away.
I'm like, hmm, that's good to go back and I'm nice.
the advice the white devil did steal a truck and leave so it's not great
okay so i'll go ahead and put a warrant i was supposed
Can I lock this, but still access the trunk?
Oh yeah, that's probably the same thing as well.
Yeah, that's a fact, you know, there.
From Mason.
Hey, does anybody know where Stato is?
Yeah, I'm at the quarry.
Oh.
It's at 95.
Hey, Ramler.
Hey, what's going on?
You might want to call Beth, though.
She's uh, I think she's currently broke
Okay, well one second. Let me just put out try to put out this fire then I'll do that one, okay?
All right, just adds up stay here. You're not dismissed
She doesn't answer. We have a kind of an idea where she is.
I'm not calling. I'm not calling.
All right, so tell me about the situation.
I saw her tracker in the city and then she just slowly started moving to Bella's freeway, but she wasn't on tack.
So we went down to find her. She said, I don't need it.
Well, no, we found her. She said, I don't need anybody and then ran towards the trees
And then turned off her tracker and she just she seems very very very angry
But now she's running through the woods with her tracker off
You know what good presumably it's just overall the oh, it's good
Okay
This is a part of it
Yeah, we just want to inform you that way you know.
Let her find her own path in the woods.
Yes sir.
My people believe in this.
Alright, are we supposed to be like a team?
What do you mean?
Well, sometimes you've got to say yes.
Okay.
What do you mean a team?
Well, she seems really upset and angry and-
Yeah, but you're the only one that can help yourself.
Okay.
You know?
I'll bear it.
Okay.
Yeah, I got a key for one of the trucks I forgot today. Am I good the chair to drive? Yeah, unfortunately
Yeah, yeah, you're good. Thank you sir. Which truck?
Then it's five three nine. All right. It was the fourth one that the villagers or whatever
they were. I was gonna warn Stanley that what he did is a hot and he should probably come
Oh that he stole that truck that I had the key for I don't know
he stole one of them oh yeah that was the key for all right I'm going forward to
okay see ya
you have reached an automated voice messaging system
8. Shut up, boy.
Shut up, Walker-Bob.
I don't even know why you'd be here, bro.
Oh, it's you, you're the...
So now you're talking to shit?
No, I'm a medical professional.
Why do they say anything other than how your body reacts to what you're doing right now
and making sure you're safe?
Is the state quarry a correctional facility?
Including but not limited to prisons and labor courts. Oh huge
You should really come back
What you did is a hot I think it makes sense for that to be a hot right
I'll be like, hey, bro, here to tablet, you want to pay 50%, I'll say, hell no, that like paying taxes.
Super villain.
Have you heard from under?
No, no, she's going on her own spirit journey, which is great.
Yes.
Yes.
She needs it.
She needs it.
She needs it.
She needs to find herself.
Yep.
In that forest, can she find the answers for which she seeks?
You know what I mean? This is important.
I think a lot of deputies could use one as well.
Are you sure if there's any more luck?
Yeah.
Sorry, I don't think so. Axes?
I mean, I wouldn't mind some luck picks.
Pick Axe, pick Axe, pick Axe.
I don't think so, no.
Okay.
Yeah, I guess I'm just got to go.
No, no, no, we're fine.
Alright guys, one more truckload and you're going to be free to go.
Stanley is getting odd though, unfortunately.
hmm yeah not good wait he's gone yeah he just left he's going when did he leave
what I was just about to let you guys go to I don't know why it didn't funny
cuz I told him that was an unattended truck well what's gonna be real funny
is when he's on a hunt
I'll charge for what prison break
Yeah, I'll just tell you how to get the rocks.
Come on, Stanley.
I'll just head out.
Should be fine.
Stanley.
You got quite a fun to work on.
Shit, not as much as mine though.
During forced labor at the...
I should go for it.
We'll be back there next week.
Stanley.
Yeah, it probably is going to be back there next week.
Wilkinson hot wired a truck and escaped
It's not going to matter soon anyways, I'm going to pass out, look at them there and
Hey, bro, once I get out of here, I ain't ever going back, going back where you're here.
I ain't ever going back, bro.
I'm going to be on the run.
Hello.
Hey, Wrangler.
I had my fingers crossed when I said I wouldn't try to get in, and nobody noticed, nobody noticed
I stole, I've hotwired that damn truck.
Okay but what you've done is actually a HUD.
Yeah well you have to catch me first.
I've already caught you so many times.
Not this time though.
Okay, okay. I'd you know, I thought I'd just give you the opportunity to come back
I'd rather die than work in those damn lines for another minute
You know, this is just like catch me if you can where he goes to leave and he comes back except for you're not and this is a labor
Yeah
All right, whatever I'll see you
All right
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Alright. Come on. You're working my ass off.
Hey, sir. What are you doing here? Have you been putting rocks in this truck?
I mean, I just got here. That was his first rock. He didn't do shit, right?
I'm in the best spot, like, he's now on us.
He came to put in all the work in this truck, right?
He didn't plop that guy.
Run over hand, Dammit.
Hi!
You didn't shoot a runner over.
Sorry, thank you.
I thought I saw a different car of people coming down here.
That's not an answer, not prayers, Britt.
I know, right.
I
Good news everyone you're all gonna be free to go after this
You can say here and you can work it off if you want or you can okay, well or you can pay it off
off. No, I'm going on the run. You just forget it. No, you still need to pay it off. Oh,
come on. Just come on. All again. Bye, guys. Goodbye, guys. Yeah, like I would suggest
you guys pay your tickets or someone just might get you tomorrow and make you do this
again. I'm going on the run, bro. Just pay your fucking fines, man. Hell no. Give the
I'm
And you guys didn't find any gems, right?
No.
You're not hiding any in your pocket?
No, no.
I wish I found a gem because I would keep that gem.
Search them all.
Search all these liars.
The hell, folks?
That's a hell you're supposed to be on us. All right, these are my gems for my Mercedes. I need my Mercedes
That looks like I need my Mercedes. Can I get one more rock?
Why it's gonna pay off one of my fines. No, right?
Yeah, you take a rock
Correction
Correct
Correctional Carl.
Women and children.
Beware.
Yeah, one second.
I actually did not pay off a single coin.
You know how much you did pay off?
I paid off like, uh, two grand, but all my fines are like 2k plus.
Yeah, I owe $93,000 to the government, remember?
Well, WarChamp, I think if you get arrested for any crime, depending on the fine that you have, we actually put you in jail for longer.
Well, I mean, what crime am I
going to get when I shape your head?
All right, hold on a second.
Now, are you guys all ready to leave?
Or do you want to stay and keep working
and pay off some of the funds?
No, I'm ready to get out of here.
Okay, put your hands up and we'll just make
sure you don't have any gems.
There you go, hands up.
Search them.
Yes, sir.
I don't have any emeralds in your pocket, damn.
Get that glove ready.
Ew, that's nasty.
Beals you up.
They keep threatening it.
Nasty?
No, I'm going to have to shove my hand at the race hall.
Pickaxe is back in the truck.
Pickaxe is back there, yup.
Pickaxe.
There's no gems in my body.
I'm not searching your butt.
I'm just letting you know.
I'm just letting you know.
Yeah.
Thank you.
If we help the white devil, is that aiding and abetting, and we get a hug too?
Yep.
Hey, you don't want to do that.
You might be on his own this time.
Yeah, you really don't want to do that.
Yeah.
You might be on his own this time.
That'd be fair.
He kind of did just leave y'all dogs, so like.
Yeah.
He likes to do that a lot, so you know, I think this time we leave him.
Well, anyways, yeah, you guys need to pay your fines and until you have no debt then this can happen to you every day
It's not happening
Or you could just pay your you know, you don't you can just pay at the
Can I can I pay specifically to the EMS?
What do you think can that be a thing?
Well, I pay my fines it goes to them and now you I mean that's up to whoever you elect as governor and how they say they're gonna delegate the budget
Oh didn't know
Well, you're a felon sir, it's time to move to Polito guys
kill her what if we shave him on car or sir to live in palito and then assassinate the
governor easy like that would that would probably a lot of my time I'm cooking with
children will be mining in this mine to make make up for the fines that they
inherit from here okay I'm not gonna tie them well to make them young and we'll
put them in the mine oh my god all right get the hell out of my mind get out of my
mine go I have labor's legal to do we have to go to the prison to get our stuff
well yep yeah I don't have time that
all right we've had two of our trucks stolen now okay yeah even man hit me
You always got to have the car off man
Yeah
I still feel like I got forager in 55 months
So like am I gonna be able to for it be free to go or my fuck is gonna think I'm jailbreak in type shit. Oh
No, you have to stay here
Yeah, or I could take you to the prison. That's up to you
But I'm mine by myself, bro
That I'm going on the run I'm getting out of here
door sore stop them oh my god oh my
jesus curse
why chat why is the BCSO so bad why did it dogs just
throw the car off we're actually down three trucks
Wrangler hasn't been around alright can my thoughts can you just permanently every fucking
day Atticus comes in here and he fucking rage baits me and you know what I'm taking the bait now now he's going
Get him the fuck out of here. No you we've done this four times
Get him the fuck out of here
You're sorry no you wanted to rage bait motherfucker well guess what you're getting the reaction that you wanted get his ass out of here
All right, I'm banning you still have time
You do you still have time yeah back into the prison
Okay back into the mine
Why what you said when we were done working our fines off we can go hold on goddamn. I got a fucking adjusted
You gotta give it back.
Yeah.
Alright, give it back.
Okay, so where do I put it?
Just get out.
There's the key in there.
There you go.
You don't have enough space for the key.
There's something like still at the court.
What are you?
Yeah, it's sorting it out, I think, I don't know.
Hey, hey, dickweed.
What?
I went to go pay my fines, and it turns out all my fines were paid.
I'm gonna sue your fucking ass.
That's because you worked here.
No, I already paid.
I've already paid.
No, that's good.
If I told you I'd sit at home.
That's because you worked here.
Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm gonna have a talk with my lawyer.
That guy doesn't hold any sign.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I think you guys are probably just good to go.
Yeah, you're all right. Yeah, just get out of here. It'll be fun.
All right.
All right.
Where's Tato? She has all my shit.
No, she doesn't.
I think it's a lot less the BCSO and more the tier of criminals we've got a lot
of good ones here no that's not it at all that's that's literally not it
I
Ham is that you leaving
All right
Go back to the BCSO and then I'm gonna pick you up outside. So just listen to me
Park your car in the back and stand out in the front and that's all you need to do
So this is technically say doors the vehicle over here wants me to return it to her
Over here. Yep, there you go. Yep. There you go. Where is she?
So why are you leaving her what in the hell is happening?
So we have to process this 95 because he doesn't want to so go back then drop her car off and then we'll take these trucks, okay?
We're going to go.
What an RP day.
Holy.
We have to murder.
Yeah, I'll add that to my.
AMS rules that if we have units on Plan B, Plan B can simply call in an ambulance.
Yeah, I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I appreciate that, man.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I'll get you.
Back up.
Just back up.
I'm fucking around.
One, two, three.
Three, me, Bray.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck is that?
All the truck is back.
Get some shit.
Good Bray.
You sound depressed.
No, I'm fine.
All right.
some rest I'm fine just take this truck drive it I'm not gonna say no you're
staying here in Superbosy I need the key yes sir the keys in the glory box all
right say no I'm gonna go to two car okay just leave the fucking key in the
Ignition him
No, no, no, this thing has done
You know how much we made so far today no idea
Interest of the seat we'll see I didn't even pay off a single fine because all my fines are like in the
Pre-case range. I think I made like 2k
No, it's 250 a rock you definitely did the one make three kill oh shit, okay, maybe I did down
We'd be shit-loaning some checks if I was AFK before running from the lines that would be metagaming and I would instantly ban them
All right, so now here's what I need you do just take him to the BCSO in that truck
How would I know?
I don't know.
Unless I would have.
Unless you got reported.
I don't think that guy knows what shit-loording is.
Most people don't.
Shit-loording has just been reduced to this kind of RP I don't like.
It's become just completely subjective.
You need to use this truck no sure if I have mine
Mitchell has the other one
The ant man
Well, he came here to mine
Corruption
Holy shit RP is so back
guys is my security guard mr.
well I'm sorry sir I'm sorry that I'm
get emotional about people not being
free in America anymore they are free
they're free to pay their fines before we
make them
do you see walls huh let me ask you
question do you like when the police show
up and arrest people that are stabbing
people are playing for you yeah okay so we're only able to do that because people
pay fines oh and you try to asking them politely to pay them yeah and you know
that you they stab us and light us on fire are you sure you really can't
ask him politely no it's out what are you gonna drop okay then yeah you could
do yet we're all you know like here to go honestly all right listen Sal this is a
good thing okay I mean the city needs money to operate and this is how we're
gonna get it you know oh can't you just like I don't know like like see their
assets or something they don't have assets oh they can file for bankruptcy
maybe that but we still need to get paid well for service it seems like a bit of
a job well what would you say many people could be that down on their luck
anyways a lot a shit ton you're telling me there's people out there with no
assets homeless that can't even apply for bankruptcy so that's the entire
city that's my whole stop list and that's everybody that is just ridiculous
these are good folk I'm pretty sure even though that guy with a bug mask is
If they're good folk, then they should appreciate that we're giving them the opportunity
Well, you know what you know what you should do it
So if that's the case, then why don't you just stand outside of the prison?
You know what? So that's a great point stand outside of the prison tell people about the horrors that you saw here today and offer them a job at
I think I'll do that and really make a difference in this world
Yeah, you can use you can use us threatening to take people here is an opportunity to
You know course people into working an honest job with you. All right
What you said except the part where it works and people work here
Guys can you believe that we have three more hours of this and then two hours of where the winds meet
this is fun this is awesome man I like I like the depth that this whole
mechanic has added on to the criminal government you know RP the tensions
It's good.
What's the Q looking like the Q? Let me check it out.
He's ice.
Fire for the mines.
There's three people in the queue. There's 66 people in police queue. Three people in the wireless queue.
Not bad. I think the queue might be having issues though.
It's Sunday. Yeah, I think it's having issues. I have $235 to make a deal. You just, you
save up a little more money than you could just buy wait let's just do it
I think tomorrow is gonna be a gig RRP day
Am I streaming tomorrow? Nah. Mondays have been one of our more popular days.
final evals. I'm gonna ask now.
Alrighty, this is your sheriff. Great job on operation. Mining roundup. Does
anybody want to take their final eval?
I'm going to take your final
No, I'm all right.
All right, good.
All right.
What I have a question about.
Hello there.
I'm calling for share for English.
Yeah, you got it.
I have a miss.
If I got in a boat here.
Yeah, yeah.
if you have forgotten that about him.
Is he still in the hospital?
Yes, he is in the hospital still.
Okay, I'm going to come.
Okay, thank you so much for coming.
Okay.
Yes.
Okay, so Ren Nan,
his total time that he was supposed to serve
was something crazy, like 450 months.
He already pled guilty in the quarry.
So,
I can charge him with
resisting because he ran from us,
But I can't even if we gave him half the time, I can't inflate the charge to be that time.
So it seems like that's the hat.
How do we fix that for them to serve some of the sentence if they just decide they don't want to do it anymore?
Um, what's his name?
Ren, none.
He ran.
Yeah, remember how you would like to stay here?
I
Know just I and spice none
I do I understand what you're saying, um, can you
Okay, that's a little true
Yeah, I just heard from a new one because I figured I could charge him obviously with
resisting
But nothing that I could possibly charge him with would even amount to half of the time
which is like two hundred and something months but he ran right yeah he he did
resist.
So
I
share with me.
When I come back upstairs though.
Yeah.
So we'll have to think about
how we want to have people
really big.
Has he been registered?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We just talked about this.
Yes, I left your dog.
I don't know why you did that.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know what just happened there.
Did he, did he escape from or what happened?
Sorry.
I don't know what just happened there.
Yes, sir.
So we got it on this count.
Hey, they said.
Did he escape from or what happened?
Sorry, remember how we were having a conversation with him
at the end and we were like, listen, you have a lot of time.
You can either work in the mine or you
can go to prison for the rest of it.
And he said, I'm not doing that.
I'm just going to run.
And then he ran.
And we had to catch him.
Well, yeah, you tried to catch him.
Shit.
I remember this yes, but I'm having our time to remember exactly what happened. Did he
Did he leave the premises
No, no, he ran away from the quarry
Was he out of the quarry no never left the court okay, okay, okay, okay, so then
That's not my fault. In that case, I
Come on you throw me under the bus right now, dude, Cory's house. Am I right?
What do we can't support you're not gonna be able to legally own a firearm in this state
Or the surrounding area, sir, I think this is your first
I think that if you just go into the table here and do slash me arrest I think if you grab his
Just add it in on his profile there and top right
We get free. Are you asking if you can? Yeah, this charger that we held in place
Well, no, no, no, no, okay, so
All right, how do you want to play?
What do you think Michael?
Michael bit was a great football player leave him out. He didn't even better dogfighter
All right, I've got his charges in there
You said you had two guns and you were going to kill me.
You're going to pay theft a motor vehicle resisting.
You were talking crazy shit too.
I hear you hear a lot of crazy shit you told me.
Yeah, I thought I was going to shoot you.
You said when I was already on the ground.
All right, can you give me a state ID?
Yes, sir.
It is 10119.
All right.
So then for future reference, if you, uh, you know,
find myself in this situation again,
be so for real, be so for real.
Because now I'm gonna have to come out of jail
and really do some crazy shit on you.
I don't know you should say that.
Orkay.
Orkay.
That's actually very useful.
Thank you very much, Mr. Angle.
What?
You good?
I would not have figured that out on my own.
There you go.
I know these are the ghosts.
are you trying to kill me over a waffle?
Who's trying to kill you?
You actually trying to kill me over a waffle.
What do you mean actually?
Hey, Tessa. You're crashing out?
Hey, Sheriff.
What's wrong?
I'm gonna get on out of here.
See ya, see ya, miss.
You guys be safe.
What's wrong? Just a doctor's sheriff.
Yeah. You know, it's probably getting shot by seven deputies
that just bothered me.
Yeah, I know it. I know.
I know. And you know what?
You know what the thing is?
Is, you know, if you just sit here, pissed off about it,
it's only gonna get worse.
That's true.
You know? That's true.
So, and the great part about,
and you know, this is something that you should think about
with the upcoming elections if you're gonna run,
is if you sit here and if you just are mad
instead of going out there and just smiling
and being like, yeah, it's all right, guys.
Now, let me show you what not to do.
Then yeah, it just gets worse.
That's a great point, Sharra.
Yep, I heard that you stormed off into the woods.
Well, I found my way back from the hospital.
I feel like that's mischaracterization and what happened.
No, that's okay.
Sometimes you need to go on a whole spirit journey.
I think so too.
I feel like it really cleared my head,
gave me the time I needed to reflect on what happened
and what's to come.
And I feel, I feel better, Sharra.
Hell of a day, huh?
Hell of a day, but you know what, there is tomorrow.
You know, and that's what I always try to remember.
If you think today is the worst day you've ever had,
there's always tomorrow.
Exactly, Sharra, exactly.
All right, well, you'll be all right.
I'll be all right, Sharra.
It'll be okay. Don't worry about it.
So, uh, so, uh, how are you doing? How did it all go? Oh, great.
The mind is, uh, making money. And, uh, that's fantastic.
That's good. Yeah. I'd like to hear that. Yep.
All right. Well, I'm going to get out there because the city.
Okay. Yep. I'm going to get it. I'll be out there here in a sec.
Okay. Thank you.
You know, uh, corks old phone number. Um, I can't read Spanish for the life of me.
I guess I finally moved on to somebody else. Oh, yeah, I mean he's dead
Yep, yep, and we know he's in hell too
Well on account of what well, you know his lifestyle
Oh, yeah, yeah being a corrupt cop
You know you can be whatever you want, but I believe corrupt cops go straight to hell I do too
I think I am going to get out there and get out there, go, go rest someone, he'll make
you feel better.
I agree.
I agree.
I'm going to swap out the stab vest for a Kevlar.
We have stab vest?
Yeah, I've been wearing one.
Oh, that's smart.
I'm talking to Tessa.
Anyway, I'm going to get some of the bullets.
I forgot to remind you, Tessa knows this,
but I forgot to remind you, I had the query,
that there's a new charge.
If you search for fine,
we officially have the unpaid fine extension in there.
Okay, let me take a look.
Let me take a look at that.
It's exciting stuff, I like these fines.
So whenever you catch someone with their unpaid fines
that need these, you know, the $5,000 extensions on there.
Yeah, that's that. Okay. I see. So then you just do this for
every five. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And then for huts, if they ever
get found guilty of a hut, so they don't get an extra one on
their record, we just have a little blanket hut sentence
charge now.
That makes sense to me. I saw it.
Yeah, just so we're not like, you know, it doesn't look like
they did drug trafficking twice. If they only did it once
for the court.
Right. Okay. All right. Fantastic. Thank you so much.
Alright, have a good one
Hey, sure Frank, we're here one last call for final of L
Okay, dead for
Christ don't get some people that owe us money
Thanks your service dogs
She's going 42
Hey sir, did my truck
Yeah, I think so
that one corner there.
Oh it's only goddamn keys.
Yeah, you gotta work on that.
It's growing back.
Surely.
You get key 490 on you?
Rebel 490?
I'll check.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here it is.
I'm coming in. Oh, you can come
out. Come on. Thank you, sir.
It's every rock is two hundred fifty dollars every gem is two thousand
They said they weren't serving me
Yeah, yeah
Sure, if you want to take this food out of the trunk not really, okay?
I gotta go I gotta go get the governor
You want me to just grab it from the trunk?
Rock is better than gem. Yeah, it actually is
Way better
I
Do me favor when you
You know when you're talking to the other disk batches and everything was right when I was in class and says hey
I'm seeing a guy like this uniform at the same place
Multiple times during the course of a day. I think it's neat. Don't just say well, I guess you should do something about that
Wait, who told you that?
I had somebody on dispatch there.
Oh, I'm sorry to happen.
Was that dispatcher or deputy?
Oh, no. No, that's dispatcher.
There's people getting shot right outside the plane of the hotel.
Right there are right now?
Not right now.
No, no, no, we just speak out to the plane about it.
Yeah, I'll let them know.
Wrangler still doesn't know how to wear a badge right now.
It sure was.
What the f**king badge?
215 is 41.
any actives? Negative. Four is open. Plan B might be about to get active if I could get a couple units here. What the hell is happening? Just some gang members that have been causing trouble rolled up while I'm getting food. I'll let you know if they stay here.
I'm on my way.
She can drift in the face.
OK, looks like they're leaving.
They're in a silver forward orange, too.
All right.
10-4.
Yeah, they're out of here.
Good luck to all the teams in this week's tournament.
At this year in San Francisco, I'll miss the rest,
but we are still making most from the season.
Yeah, man, shout out to all the teams in San Francisco.
Good luck to them.
all the teams really whatever size or whatever you know the hell are you guys
talking about all the teams in San Francisco buddy
the governor yeah I'll be right back get up search about like he's
Oh, I figured out where our budget's going.
How often do you shoot your gun?
I got someone running at me with a crowbar five minutes into my chef god damn it.
The hell does that mean am I getting victim blames?
I mean I get criminals calls saying hey sorry that I had to shoot at you I have no choice
and I hear your name on the streets and I'm like I can't wait to see that guy so I can
shoot him.
Okay, alright. Well, thank you for victim blaming me. That's whatever I'm saying.
I'm not victim blaming you!
Hi, Officer Taylor. Professional victim here.
Oh my god.
Professional crybaby, maybe?
Hey, this is 922. Is anyone available to go up to the border and let someone in?
the triple four can be 76 which the west side border yeah west side border he's
over here hand me at the fucking MRPD yes yes man
I appreciate thank you so much
215 I'm here at the core there is an abandoned BCSO Buffalo here
I have a total to be CSO.
10-4.
360 is en route to Burgershot to check the dumpsters.
The first.
I'm just checking in with me every few minutes, I'm just taking pictures of getting an activity.
10-4.
All right.
We'll lay FK.
Nice, nice, nice.
All right, let's do it.
Suspicious activity am I gonna comment on my mediocre performance at Royal Rumble
that's not me that's someone else but when I do good then that is me you know
I don't know what I'm saying.
One, two, three, self-defeat.
Yeah.
Do all these AFKs count towards stream time?
Where is your winner?
Friend time!
It looks like they're recording something for Trendy or Insta.
I got a violent gang member with a firearm brandishing the video.
If you complain about the AFK time here, I encourage you to go watch any other streamer.
And then you'll come back to me and actually start thanking me.
I've got Kelo Tray and one of the green foreign street gangs
We're working together down here on probe.
You're goofing? I'm telling you, bitch!
You're getting told, bitch!
Yeah, I get it.
Can we get an AFK clock time? Sure, you can get a total AFK.
I'll tell you what, yeah, we can have a timer for my total amount of AFK every stream.
And you will be like, okay, actually maybe you should get up more.
Because it's actually, it's probably pretty unhealthy.
I
Would imagine
Would you rather know what the happiest day of your life or the worst day of your life be
Probably neither is neither an option
I'm also probably, I'm pretty sure the happiest day of my life is already past.
It's probably been my wedding, I'd imagine.
It's either been my wedding or the day that I got an extra scoop of ice cream for free
at Coldstone.
were pretty pretty on par yeah that's a tough call or there was this one time
they gave me the wrong order at Arby's but it was like way more food that was
very that was a very good day too
It's called Superman and it's only available in the Midwest and that in a waffle cone and
I it's no match.
No match.
very good what's it taste like honestly you can't even describe it it has such a
unique flavor there's really nothing that can print the comparison it's just
vanilla not true if you think it's just vanilla you got some bad superman
You thought it was just vanilla. That's off-brand. That's when they, that's when, that's, there,
some places do sell Superman, but they, they just use dye. Real Superman is a combination
of three different flavors it's very good but I don't think there's a bad
flavor of ice cream. I'll even go to town on some mint chocolate chip. Mint chocolate
chip is really good. Mint? I'm a mint chocolate chip defender when it's really good.
I'm not gonna say it's my favorite, but I think it does have pretty undeserved
tape. Rocky Road is king. Nah. I like the, um, what's the one that's like Rocky Road
But instead of marshmallows, it's like peanut butter cups.
Oh, yeah, moose tracks. Yeah.
I'm here to see the governor.
Governor, he's right back here, sir.
Is it bad?
Yeah, he's got real, real bad freaking gas.
How long has he been here?
Oh my god
Why are there so many bedpans around him
He recreated them
Raisin boy, what's happening here?
That is what he's been saying a lot he has had how you say yogurt but
He's on diet very good very good
Why is he in here? What brought him in? What happened?
Someone shot him in his knee.
Who shot him in the knee?
I think that's what they kidnapped him a while ago.
It was all over on the radio.
What did he just say?
I hope you have.
Here you go.
Here.
I don't fucking care about that.
Why?
They shot him in my knee.
Why'd they kidnap him?
Did they tell?
They told me the veto stuff.
Oh
Red 40 did terrorism
I they're trying to help you man
They're trying to help you
Let them help you, let them help you.
I'm grabbing equipment.
I'm going to go avenge you, let them help you.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
There's so much food.
Oh, wow.
I can't watch this.
I'm going to go avenge you, Governor.
The fund you asked.
Hey, are you red 40 car?
What the hell happened to the governor and where the hell's red 40
He shot me
Here is your father
I need some units to meet me at the hospital, right now.
Uh, central or harmony?
Central.
Do we have any other units, or are we breaking off this chase, guys?
You don't have to break off the chase, just...
I think we might be your only hope, sir.
Where the hell...?
15 and get in the vehicle to the harmony, and then I'll be there.
Delpharal freeway westbound, they're, uh, more or less.
Alright, thank you
Sorry, governor freeway
We stop the fans in the televerse. I can take them
La Porta on ramp stand by to take the jump
They're not left out now
You got rolling
Flaps first
Jesus
So, uh, I was going anyways walking off crossing all
Lack of competent people to hire but other than that we're doing fine
Are people like what's happening here? I've heard that you were trying to collect class 3s or something
No, why would I? No, I'm just running MS, that's all
It's hard because we don't get paid, but we're done with fundraiser, it's almost a million dollars
Why aren't you getting paid?
Well, we're doing fundraiser
Yeah, but why don't you just ask the governor here for money?
Well, we cut, but first we're doing fundraiser, then we're gonna ask for money.
People are not paying enough, you know?
Now that people are paying off their fines, the governor will have enough money.
But before we're like, well, you know, nobody's pitching in.
Maybe we'll just make a fundraiser real quick.
Hey, do you guys have access to the, uh...
Like, can you guys see if people have fines or not?
Absolutely not, no.
We can issue medical fines to people but we cannot check them.
I was going to say if you guys get someone...
Where do you check it? I'll see. Is it on people's profile?
Yeah, it's on their profiles. If you find someone that has debt and you called in,
it'll be good for everyone. More money in the city budget.
Yeah, no, we do not have that information, but if we did
You're doing great governor
How was today and yeah, that's a very information that
Gets approved to be shared with medical will be short to give it out for that
people might
Come to hospital for treatment and find out they are severely in debt
This is a mess we have the entire south side banning together this is awful
ban I don't think those people can ban together they might have a common goal
but like they're not gonna work together I hate to see a unified south side you
you know it's a pain in my balls
either you snuff them out or they'll start doing it to themselves
I thought it would be a Soviet at this point
I thought it would be a Soviet
No, my God, God, God, God
You're doing wonderful
Everybody wants free bread
Nobody wants to pay any money
They are the communists
Everybody wants to do anything
all is chill I might as well turn it so be it right now
come on governor stop talking
he was hanging up, he was hanging up, please don't do that
please don't do that
he was singing that in the park all the time
I have a song I've done in Buargenia.
I
Don't know what you mean. I don't think you should just turn communist. That's that's letting them win. That's what they want you to do
They want you to be turned
please you got voted for a reason
we can't have those people in charge
i think it's the medicine talking i think i think you'll be okay tomorrow
yeah you'll be okay
okay um
I'm better than the four cars on the BUSH 7.
Hey, are you going to show us the boost?
Are you the way you?
Are you the way you?
Are you the way you?
OK.
Is this the BUSH channel?
Paper.
Car.
cars are in it it was too it looks like there's four there were four you guys
chasing that shit yeah yeah yeah we have two on the main and two looking for
the interference oh okay I thought you were asking me in the area northbound
McDonald's yeah they're not touch left westbound bro
I need you guys to prepare to break off immediately, and keep going right now.
Do you want free money?
Yes, yes I do.
Well, I might as well be a comic.
What am I paying for?
What are the people paying for?
What are you talking about?
You know what wouldn't even happen how'd they get you I was at the PDM with five six security
and they don't give a fuck
the difference don't give a fuck except maybe Miss Tessa
and they take me down to baseball diamonds
you're my motherfucka, now you care
yeah, it does sound fortunate
he's having a mental breakdown
hey fuck you motherfuckers
come on, are you guys still chasing this boost?
hey fuck you 80s ass cots, suck my gun
we don't know which trackers which
hey fuck you
I got the one on LSA
It was the original one where after it's like a silver slash green color two-door sports
This is like a fucking uh
Back to the future s car
Uh, I think the one that that confirms the one at ellen fire is fucking shit over now. Fuck you
Pull it shit over
Oh
All right, well are you in the redress for that for the sheriff?
I got this
Are you guys on this channel? Yeah, let's go up to three
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't show me
Why they haven't done anything to one day
Tell me Elvis and Shaq to get badges I cannot
Tell them that's what it's true. Oh
You tell me Elvis and Shaq to get badges, but I can't I can't blast these motherfuckers
I don't know how this was in the military but with Shaq
Take the middle lane still west of it. I don't know who Kale's
You guys want the tertiary on this? Oh, yeah, very fast. Yeah, man north found that spot head towards Kalec
Kalec. Tell the Shaq to turn it to a genie but I cannot
You can do whatever you want, don't worry, I don't believe in you. Shaq is a genie. I can't be a genie
You can be whatever you want.
As in the hospital.
Helicopter's in!
Can you need span occupation?
See northbound Elgin now.
Left me Westbound Hollick ad.
Westbound Hollick.
I think the trackers are on fast. We're clear for PBS.
I'm gonna shoot in Westbound Holland. This car fucking sucks.
The trackers still on, I think. Oh, this is a good one.
Westbound Boulevard D'Aparo now. Passing unique off course.
In a left, I mean southbound horses.
What you that can be cutting across.
Taking a right, westbound marathon ass.
In a left, I mean southbound with Rocker Drive.
Passing colorful garage.
We continue southbound, we jump down North Rocker, and southbound South Rocker, we continue
southbound.
I mean uh, first you know what's at the dusk London here.
I'm found.
Secondary 15.
Let's let's just go back and secure the
boost. Hey, so I'm gonna fucking
get a fucking hose. Get a
galloping hose.
Tertiary help him. I'm gonna go with the
car.
I
Do you flip it over
What yeah, why why yeah, why just search it
Okay, it's search. I mean, but we can do that when it's a little more secure
They could stop it the fucking good things don't run it for fuck's sake. Can you turn it off?
I'd be very well. Yeah, I'm gonna turn off
All right, is the tow truck coming now? We're trying to rest our guys having a heart attack
I've been here for 30 seconds
That takes 10 seconds call to
And it takes five
We need to go down I got it already. I need a tow
Newtney Road
Hold on
Never mind. Oh, yeah. Hey, this guy's the top 20 or I think he is gunning we
You think this shit's a game
No, you guys told me that I don't care about a game. You think this is fun to have fines
Governor. What do you mean? He's fucking 100 years old. Oh, okay.
All right. Now, what's your name, sir? I'm Jacob. Yeah. Okay. Looking good, Governor.
Mr. Lutzer. Governor, we got a gun, bone, and some weed and a crowbar on him.
Keep going. You tell me his name is Gongbong. Sure.
and take a tender to put this back on
governor we uh this is one of our top 20
years I think he has like $70,000
some kind of play yeah you're going to the
mines buddy ah you good with that
yeah or do you want to go to bed
no I want to go to the mines good good
this is a great opportunity for you to work
your dead off yes fantastic
Looking so hot you will go to bed
Yes, you will not get me next time you will not get me next time in here park
Yep, they're gonna have to turn the park into a
Great our park all right well, I appreciate the backup guys
You said relax on a way yeah, that's okay god damn it
We got higher isn't he higher in the list? Yeah, but you know we got
You know we got the boosted car so whatever that's all the man. Yeah
You're pan oh Jesus I am
No, no the car. Yeah, they got that fancy
What do you mean I'm just getting to that age, you know, it's hard to tell when it's coming out starts lakin
You know they got pills for that yeah, that's right. I think so yeah
I think the governor gets those from some wolf bad guys or something
Well, sometimes they make your dick hard for 48 hours a herd
Do you hear that governor? You got to be careful
Oh shit, oh you got a ride with that careful shifting
After that I get to ride with the governor. He's the most powerful man. No, I'll just say you know be careful shifting
Okay, he says been a while back my car is all
Hey, man, is somebody coming?
Hey.
I'm just, I'm gonna call that out.
Is somebody coming?
Oh, my.
I got it.
Hey, uh, I got a tow here that's ready to regular.
I'm sure for the DCSO.
Hey.
I'm on Mutiny Road.
What?
Mutiny Road.
of Dutch London, all the way south where it starts to get over by the airport.
Okay, what's the car?
I'm here, I'm gonna be here.
So you'll just see a bunch of police lights.
I'll be there in a few minutes.
Alright, thank you.
I'll be over the car.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
I
Touch my ass
Helping you over. I'm here. I'm helping you
Okay, I know I know I know
Was my tennis ball once a month in shit man. Hey, what's up?
What the fuck is this?
Carter season
Hey, it's crackmaster generally shit man. Yeah, man. This is a drunk call. This sounds like a drunk call
no I'm with my crack soldiers I got like five different demand why why would I
even to get this crack sergeant man dress him with was because you gotta
dress me with respect I got four different civil suits open against the
department for various rights violations and I want to talk settlement
Fuck that push them to court. It'll give me an excuse to fire all these fucking cadets
You think I give a shit and
Furthermore my craft soldiers need work. They lost their ebt
Okay, what are you gonna do to help them nothing call the governor
And then lastly
Um, I
Back pay and I can't pick up my paycheck. How much I have no idea
Okay, we're gonna look into that, okay
No pushes the court no and you're gonna look into it. Well, what do you want me you want me to give crack soldiers jobs?
I don't what are you asking of me here?
Yeah, they ran out of their EBT. They need a way to find game to employment in their felons. It's hard enough for them.
You're a fucking crack soldiers. You fucking give them one.
I'm going to become your sheriff.
I will.
Alright, so then it's not my issue.
That's why I'm calling you.
Alright, great. Do that then.
What the hell? At least I sound like a...
What's your sheriff's?
I sound like a window goer.
Fuckin' crack soldiers.
Yeah, yeah, we are
Making sure that's no problem one of the guys involved in this got away so
Gotcha
Hey officer howdy. How you doing? Can I get a favor here? I just picked this up from the
the airport from the near calls, they didn't park it, I found it, alright, I can walk a little
park, I appreciate that, there you go, that's good, hell yeah, hey man, it's time to go
I thought you were coming to the party yesterday.
I tried to hold on to something, I don't know.
Try now?
There we go, appreciate that.
Yeah, uh, at the mansion?
Uh, the dragon records.
Uh, look, you know, it's non-stop for me, unfortunately.
Nah, I get it, I get it.
But next one, yeah, I'll be there at the mansion.
Yeah, we had a good turnout, it was like 60 people.
Things are gonna really slow down for me.
Really
Look forward to seeing you there man. All right
Our piece of art great job you team. Thank you
Good work everyone I got this guy
So how do the mines work
Let's go world
Chat have you been enjoying the great RP or do you stand with Captain India?
What a sentence brand new sentence
Yeah, no hold on I'm gonna be up there. I'm going the way um Jacob you might a little detour
Yeah, go ahead dude
I'll be up there
I ain't been called the white devil in 40 years
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know you another white devil
No, okay
I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm talking about.
You want to extirvate this guy?
We tried to dump him in Play-Doh the other night, but I got him out pretty quick.
why the hell is the cracks on the fucking title man I actually think it would be
funny if we had EBT cards that you could go and apply for.
Why you calling me?
Why you calling me?
Where are you?
Oh, we have to have that.
Oh.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
You going to deal with that all day?
All day every fucking hour.
So I'm sure you've heard about this old mine situation.
Yeah, yeah.
The whole South Side is up in arms about it.
Yeah, seems that way.
We're gonna get relic.
personally I would rather be out here than in the jail you know you know that's
where I see it yeah you go into the prison and what you just sit there at
least this way you're just sitting there but you're also paying your bills it's
just some people stubborn and just don't want to be put into this kind of a
situation but I say I can I can work out and get some shit done and get me
I got to think of some DBGRP, that's in the Disham.
If I could work out my finds, shit, that's a bonus, right?
That's how I see it, see, exactly.
It really is an opportunity, true reform.
Leaving your incarceration with a clean slate.
Most people aren't so lucky.
Well, that's the way I think about it.
You know, a lot of the guys down there, they just want to rebel against everything.
That's true.
You're right about that.
I'm sorry about your legs. I had nothing to do with that.
Oh, yeah.
You hear that? That's his leg.
Yeah.
That's not good.
Guys, Chelsea's done 300 apps, by the way.
So is this gonna be an option?
The app team have the app team doesn't do anything
Except for Vader
And I have 70k worth of fines how long would that take me to work
or um well e-zock is uh 250 bucks okay so yeah probably a while yeah all right
you'll have to stay in this son of a bitch do i pay it off or i just
Well, so, you can, if you have done, you can go to the mine instead of going to prison,
but, you know, if you haven't done anything wrong and you just want to go there voluntarily
work you can do that too. 300 rocks, god damn it.
Vader's on vacation? Yeah, I know, I saw that. When does he come back? Because dude,
I feel like he's missing some like some gig R.P. right now.
In a week? Oh man, ship's gonna be crazy in a week.
I
Saw me if you just want to sit there
What's the broxel day, you know, probably take your whole goddamn day, but
We're red for you did do
Many things normal to me.
If you don't have any finds, you can pay if you work them on, nope.
Well, well, there could be a way to make some money from there.
I don't know though.
No, no, no, no.
No.
No.
Is that what you say, come for the worker?
No, fuck that.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck that.
Hello
Hello
Oh, it's a space ship we're gonna sell it to the
I'm sorry, they broke all means very important going on
Now have you been me?
But you guys didn't say there was any but I could work the gate or something
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on, Governor.
Alright, so they killed him, but they're patching him up and bringing him up now.
Oh, they killed him?
Yeah, they shot him, yeah.
Oh, great.
I asked you, quickly, I guess, what I was calling you, yes.
Who is that?
Don't worry, Bob.
I'm gonna give him a call.
What the hell is he drawing?
Can you help me, please?
He has a goddamn plate in his leg now.
I don't know where to go.
He's right.
Oh.
Hello.
Hello.
How's it going, sir?
What?
You know, how long?
See, I don't see you, but...
Oh, really?
What do you want?
Yeah.
What do you want?
This guy says he doesn't see you.
Are you blind or...?
I mean, I see, like, something, but...
Governor!
Governor!
What do you want?
Governor!
Governor, no!
What do you want from us?
Get him!
What do you want from us?
Get him back!
Get him!
Get him!
What do you want?
Governor, no!
What do you want?
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Sir, he's somehow back through. You don't have to open it.
Oh, thank Christ.
Come on, Governor. It's OK, man.
And he's like behind this
I don't know where he is now
Governor
He just
He's over there
What the hell governor
I'm so good.
How's he magic?
Are you gay?
You are gay.
You are gay.
Why are you gay?
You are gay.
The person who shot someone else during the court while we were here was still a guy.
Who says I am gay?
You are gay.
I don't think they want you here okay I mean if you don't want them either we can just
No, no, no, we'll take him.
Shoot me, you won't.
This is two for one.
I mean, if I get him across that line, I can't shoot him anymore.
You won't.
There's a second sub-unner as well.
Okay, hold on, hold on. He says I won't shoot him.
Yeah.
We got medical over there? Can you get a call me and measure real quick?
That's just, just...
Just please don't make me...
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay, I'm opening it again. Fuck's sake.
I'm gonna blow up the entire country up.
And it.
you get someone up to the uh... political border
here i'm gonna come back up here i'm gonna subjugate i'm gonna subjugate this
country and execute all the monkeys classic white devil
what's that yeah i would have said
uh-oh
uh-oh
she's just
good fuckin' lord
well you know not not our
not our land
nope you're staying in the car until we get this over there
the 576 Palazzo
don't take him out the car
what did this guy do?
I just said I wouldn't do it
What, no, I mean, what would he, oh, he was just here?
What was he doing?
Existing illegally.
Where you on him?
You know, we haven't seen any policians in our country.
It seems like they're leaving our country
and going to yours.
Yep, we haven't seen some of your sub-unters
here with beepers on them.
My God.
Jesus.
Hey, hang on.
He's just leaving right there.
We got any of us coming.
I wanted to ask you guys a question.
We'll talk to the governor a little more about this,
who's over there wandering around with his pants off.
You know, we have a quarry now that people
can work at to pay their debt.
And I know we have quite a few, or you guys
have quite a few people that are in debt to us.
So I was wondering if there's an opportunity to perhaps,
we come in and we see if anyone has debt.
And if they do, maybe we can cut you guys in on it a bit.
yeah I mean yeah okay why not okay yeah we give you like free up some space in
our presence money in the state give you guys like 20% of what they own
yeah yeah yeah I mean it's free money it's it's free it's free money yeah free
money we had to use some bullets on these fellas so we get in compensator
for that or
400 bucks. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that works
Who for us before you miss that's a bonus
Get you here on the example
Nations step here. She bastard. That's like a million dollars in there. That's the governor
Hey governor
Oh
Hey, uh, Stanley this is bad news man
Yes, you are they do not want you here I renounce my citizens they don't want you
We are the only country that wants you
No one else wants you it's just us you know what I find I didn't want to live in this fucking piece of shit country
Anyways, well, there you go. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, sir
Fucking ugly ass
Country fuck you fuck you man. You you should have been glad to welcome me into your damn country
Knees and kiss my fucking toes typical American American tourism are
But now I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna come back with a vengeance
I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna white. I'm gonna wipe palito off the map
Do not come and then I'm gonna rename it
I'm gonna I'm gonna take it over and rename it do not come
I don't know I haven't thought about that yet
You like the
Like the white devil's nation or something
You're not called the white nation for the love of God.
It's gonna be the white nation.
No, damn it, Stanley.
We're not gonna know it.
We're gonna guess about it.
We will not allow that.
Don't call it that.
It's not your damn choice.
You're gonna be dead in the ground.
You're gonna be executed.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't think that's gonna happen.
After I put you in this bucket,
can I shoot him?
No.
Can I shoot him?
No, no, no.
That's not that.
Listen, what we're gonna do is it's gonna be worse, okay?
No.
It's gonna be for a long time.
Oh, yeah, that's why we handed off TV
to the USPD, yo, yo, yo.
Oh.
They only had 300 mumps in, but they had a hot over there.
So they could get friends.
Yeah, this guy smells like sweat and alcohol.
Oh.
And what's the noise?
That guy is the government.
Yeah, who elected this guy?
Who elected him?
You did.
The people didn't elect shit.
I'm a criminal.
I can't move.
That's the guy that was hating on you before, McKinsey.
It sure was.
Oh.
You have reached and that's what's that's what you missed out on you know, I
and I'm so sad about it.
Doris is in her uh...
Oh, it's like you might have missed her.
I don't know.
I let him in. I'm just making a voice call.
Hey, Lars, it's Randy right here.
We got our first jailbreak, uh,
Huts here and we got the guy in custody and it's the white devil. I was thinking if you were around we could probably just do a plea
Deal right now. I'm sure we could work something out
But you know what whatever if you get this tonight and you call me back. We can do that, but it's not
All right, thank you
What about it?
No, it's not.
Can you just fix them all?
Yeah, I, well, I can try to fix them all.
What happens to that one?
Yep.
They called me a dumb blonde bimbo bitch, so just don't, don't be gentle, you know?
I applied tactics for me to do it.
He's just kissing on the car.
What do you want me to do?
He's the governor.
He needs to do that.
What do you want him?
What do you want him?
It's good to know that...
I don't know how one man can hold this much piss.
It's good to know that's still working.
Yeah.
Also, you left, and now you're back.
He's marking you.
He's marking his territory.
Oh, this one's not a guy.
I don't play this man as my god.
You spent too long in play.
Oh, you smell foreign though.
You know what I mean?
He doesn't recognize your scent.
He's got a remark.
He doesn't seem to be conscious, so I'm just going to.
You can be here.
There we go.
Come on, come on.
Hey.
Smell this.
Smell this.
You're going to like this.
Smell this.
Oh, what is this?
Yeah, now you're not gonna fall asleep. Come on get up.
I want to get the back of the look at you, huh?
I'm gonna freak.
Yep, got that.
Screw you, blondie.
Oh my god.
You're all over it.
Oh my god.
It's just a pretty terrible thing.
Oh hell no.
You're lucky I'm a pacifist.
Go on, need medical.
You're really getting ready.
It's fine.
Hey, alright.
This spinny, spinny disgusting man.
Ugh, Vigil.
Come here, I don't even like this bit.
Oh, thank you, that's so nice.
No, it's just normal.
That's how Andreas is, what we do.
Oh, well.
Well, I mean that's how Andreas is spitting and that's true. Well, yeah, but you know, there's a difference between someone that believes in it
Terry Jerkman, oh, what's going on? I get this guy that's following me
Can you please arrest him
That's that's not illegal unfortunately I can't really do that hot
Huh?
What you're following me man. What the fuck's going on? Could you video time me to come here?
Could you video call me so I can see?
Well, I'm not your diver. I'm not following you man. You're telling me to go to this place
We're going
Okay, it's a 996 996 come on buddy, right this door
999 come on. Oh, wait. Yeah cop hold on
Good sir 999 no no no two guns 996
996 4 0 8
you got that yeah 2 2 4 3
you got that yeah I got that okay alright
just call me back alright
Okay, and then video call me, video call me, so I can see.
Yeah, yeah, oh, we'll do that.
This server is, I'm just addicted to RRP, you know, man, that's bad.
I love it. I could just fucking do this all day.
I do already.
Could do it all day, every day, it's great.
15k hours is about to be 30k.
Little RP slot. It is, I'm bad. It's bad.
It's probably good, it's probably good when the owner of a server is in RP slot though.
Splitting medicine, he'll be off. He'll be going to bad soon, so he'll cover bad things properly.
Oh my god. He's got me.
Just like a sleepwalker, don't try to stop it, don't make it worse.
God knows, God knows what the hostile is.
Hey, Lars, can I call you right back?
Yeah, I can. Bye.
Hello?
You fucked up.
Where are you going?
You fucked up, man.
What are you talking about?
Coming to an adventure. Where are we?
You told me the numbrad, you fucked up.
This is the number you're talking. No you fucked up
No, I didn't hello. Oh my hello
Hey, what hello?
Hey, hey, did you video call me?
So I could see the guy video press video
I'm fine.
Did you see that?
Oh, oh.
There you go.
You did.
There you go.
Okay, so show me the man that's following you.
I'm not, I'm not following him, but he's telling me to go to an adventure with him.
Can you see a sky, can you see us?
We're on an adventure together.
Sir, sir, you need to stop following him.
He doesn't want you to do that.
Okay, I'm leaving then, okay?
Okay.
I'm not following you.
What?
How could you, man?
You're telling me to come to this mansion here?
I know. He doesn't want you to follow him.
Oh, okay.
So you gotta leave him alone, or else you could get in trouble.
I'm done, Terry. I'm leaving you, Terry.
Okay.
There you go.
Is that good, sir?
That's the governor.
There's a fucking bald man
All right, well just told oh that's your okay
What the fuck is going on this is just how the government operates
Well, do you see this guy, do you see him?
He's doing something.
Do you see that?
Well, just walk away.
You're walking towards him.
You can't tell him to stop.
Now you're following him.
Well, I'm...
I know.
Oh, oh, oh.
So just walk away.
Just walk away.
Oh, yeah, come on.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, drop the weapon.
Drop the weapon.
What?
okay I dropped the weapon dropped the weapon what drop the weapon sir fuck
drop
be advised I need someone to go to the governor's mansion I just watched the
man get bludgeoned to death of the crowbar. It's on on the dock leading up to the governor's mansion.
Thank you. Thank you.
He's just not going to be able to do governor stuff right now.
right what do you mean oh my god i dropped the fan i dropped the fan oh my god the fish is
everywhere oh my god it's not a big deal man i need to go doors and you know donate that car to
here i don't i don't i don't know okay i don't know okay let me open the door it's more for
okay governor you're doing fun you're doing great buddy
He's okay, right?
No, no
No, no, it's like it's like you're asking like someone would like probably
Well, what the hell do you want me to do
Alright, I'll send a unit that way
I will admit, my role was bad, I talked to Lars, he said you no longer do that.
Okay. Alright, thank you.
I just want you to know that I apologize on that one.
It's fine, it's fine, it's a good deal.
Yep. But it looks like those people that attack people who talk to that clown,
are shooting people.
Okay, I don't know how to help.
Okay.
Okay, alright.
I don't know how to help police officers.
Would you like us to take care of the governor from now?
Yeah, I guess I'll head that way.
I feel bad. I wasn't happy to hear you.
He got kidnapped while Deputy's were doing nothing.
He got called out on radio and nobody responded.
Yeah, he was getting called out.
I'm not dead to you.
Oh yeah, he doesn't.
He needs a nurse.
Can you actually find a nurse for him?
Yeah, we will.
Let's just meet them all the time.
Not sure how to hang out in there.
We'll find him.
Oh, we'll probably find multiples.
They'll cost confidence in this.
So be careful.
And around.
Man's tomatoes.
He's a shit.
The server's the best thing ever made?
No, we're not.
Oh, yeah, but the owner just fucking
man's people sometimes for no reason.
be the hell going right now don't do it get the hell away from my car get away
from my car man I'm telling you well it is at you
Just shoot, hashtag just shoot bro, he has shot a lot of cops today.
right down the street.
Give me the hell out of here.
He's going to intercept that.
Yeah, I'm gonna kill all the dogs.
Kill all the dogs.
Come on, I got no bullets and I wanna go.
Well, you got no bullets.
Just like that movie, Snowpiercer.
I could rush to the west right now
and there ain't nothing you can do.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You good?
Or the Mounties could see that
as a diplomatic opportunity.
Ooh, that's not slim.
I'm trying to kick start their space program.
William, save me.
I did not count.
What the slim am I gonna do, yo?
I got a spaceship and no bullets.
Slim, you do not want to have to go to the mines.
I think I've got the battle we're getting wrong.
What the slim am I gonna do?
I'm going backpacking.
Hey, I'll number me two to one.
Oh, God, or can you escort me back?
Slim, I need you to tell my boys I have to go back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need you to tell my boys I have to go back.
All right, all right.
All right.
I need you to tell my boys I have to go back.
Listen, they'll number me two to one.
I ain't getting out.
Just tell my boys that I'm going back. Oh, I
What do you mean a plea deal
We can give you the minimum
Well, I got the judge
What the hell am I gonna plea?
What?
Jacob, what the hell are you doing in my-
I've been in here for like, ever.
I live here.
It was a fucking- it was a FaceTime call.
Oh my god, Jake, I didn't even see you.
Yeah, I live here.
But I watched it.
Yeah, I was trying to live in Polito, but-
Oh yeah, I mean-
I'm one inside the club.
Yeah, I heard. It's on the message.
Huge!
Front, right.
Going to jail?
Alright, I'll go.
I don't blame you, man.
Have you been to these mines yet?
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking to escape from, like an asshole.
I
Guess that's where I'm headed boys escaping from the mine is jailbreak by the way
Yes
I went on a hunt for four years.
You know, yeah, I'm right.
All right, we can just break out again.
You're not going back to the mines.
You're going to just sit in prison.
Yeah, I'm going to break out of prison.
There's no, there is a zero percent chance
to break out of prison.
I'm going to break out of prison.
devil can do anything in here now he broke out of play down like I don't know
how long it was fast I was in Polito for like less than five minutes yeah they
shot you well no I'm talking about not today what happened today what happened
today I tried to I tried to find political asylum and they they fucking
fuck me
I thought you know I was trying to butter them up and I thought it was working
Would you just run right straight to them and say that you were a fucking wanted terrorists in Los
No, I walked up to him, I said, man, this country's so beautiful, I love it here, I'd
love to become a citizen, you know, I love this country, I want to live up here and fucking
farm potatoes all day.
How did you get out the first time?
So quick.
Yeah, you know, I had a little bit of help.
Oh, you did?
I don't know, man, I don't know.
You enjoyed it, so you wanted to go back.
Later than you all.
No, I went up to Polito to try to escape this damn war and I had.
And I thought they would accept me, and I would call Henry and announce my citizenship.
You're a dickhead.
He, I'm a dickhead, I am a benevolent ruler.
You're a psycho that targets women.
That's not true.
Yes it is.
I target everyone.
I got your message.
Yeah, I'm on I'm in the car with with Stanley Wilkinson the white devil. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I can hear him. Oh, who the fuck is that?
They had all ours
How's it going? So, uh, here's the thing
Oh, he broke out of the quarry. Oh, I'm willing to what do we have a minimum for jailbreak?
Yeah, that's pretty low
Okay, as in you can work with it don't worry about it. What's the minimum?
Give me a moment
Oh, oh my neck. Oh god, I think I need to have a hospital
Well, thank God there's a hospital. It's all right. It's our lowest hot minimum. So one to three years 50 to 75 K
I'd be willing to give him a
how much money?
50 to 75
Hey Stanley, how do you feel about a one year 50k?
Oh
Yeah, one year 50k?
Yeah, alright, I'm not paying that fine anyways
Oh my god, maybe I can't approve that then
Listen, the judge has to approve the play
How do you prove my goddamn nuts on this forehead?
You sir!
Oh my god!
Have I got to be hearing?
Oh my god!
I won't...
We have investigated ourselves and we found that we're not corrupt!
Yeah, yeah, you investigate...
You know what?
I want a third party to investigate your asses.
That'd be the police.
I'll call the police.
No, they're corrupt too.
I'm obviously gonna need to put the bitches in, so I'll call you back.
I obviously don't want to hear this over the phone anymore.
OK, thank you, sir.
Yeah, cry about it.
I think you're going to prison now.
I'm not going anywhere.
You just told the judge to suck your nuts.
He's not going to, you know, I'm just going to break out.
I'll get someone to break me out of jail.
Listen, you can't just.
I have tons of goons.
I've got tons of goons on the outside.
You can't just do this.
OK, now put your hand on it.
You're not on the coast.
I wasn't cause I don't know what the
Hey buddy, if you got the map, you know, uh,
Okay, what do you got?
I got shit.
You're in this cell, you know,
I tried to go reclaim all my items, but then the guy said no.
I'll grab your other suspect.
And I had some help getting out of there too.
Where are you?
Chunder.
I could have swore I seen a priest in a bag of that car was I was I mistaken yeah
there was where is he he is not there you're fucking shit
I just think he might just be maybe napping I don't know
Okay, all right. Yeah, no, I have a little issue. Okay. All right. All right, that
Y'all think relic snatched me
Hello.
Hey, Wrangler, did you hear what the EMS told over radio?
No, what is it?
Governors in ICU and the South Siders are calling their phones threatening to come, quote, bury
the hatchet by taking them out of the hospital.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Well, they're not going to do that.
Well, would they?
I'm at the hospital.
No one's here, but, uh, oh, well, relax here.
Uh, okay.
Yep.
There's a bunch of South Siders here.
Okay, I'll be down. Okay, four of them are leaving them for okay. It might not be anything but yeah
Just in case get him in the most secure room possible. He's locked. I'm not I don't have any access to him
Which what's your name? Yeah, so I
Hey, I need to run do me a favor. Okay, put him in on a side. Oh, I'll just get a run. Yeah, I gotta go
But where I'm gonna go asshole. What's what's the what the hell?
Don't even have the balls to process me yourself
He was uh, he was boosting a car and you know what? I'll tell you what if if he just agrees to work in the lines until most of his debt is paid off. I won't even charge with any of that. How's that sound Jacob?
So the mines are open right now? Yeah.
Okay, and I just, I mean, how's it work? Is it, is it, can I leave there? And once I go there, am I stuck there?
I don't want to be there.
You work it for an hour and
we'll call it good for today.
Hello.
All right.
All right.
Can you see it?
No, I can't.
And you?
You're going to prison.
What the hell?
I thought I got like, I thought
I had to go to a trial or a
hearing or something.
No, you're going to prison.
I want a bitch trial.
works for us I tried to tell you what yeah you get a bail hearing in 24 hours
there's anyone manning the uh I don't know oh you fucking bastard that was
your problem I freaking hate you that's my problem I hate you to my core all
right I'll tell you what
What
Hey sheriff, hi, do you want to represent the white devil sir, okay? He's gonna be in prison all right
He's in prison right now. He's going in on a hug
Okay, should I meet him at prison or should I meet you at me to meet him at prison prison visitation, okay?
Okay, and I just so you know my crack soldiers do have blooms surrounded right now, but it's not threatening
Can you please listen to me?
If I could just have one fucking phone call where I'm trying to accomplish something that doesn't result in me having two more things to do
That would you don't have anything to do. I'm just I'm letting you know we're saying hi to him
Okay, look, and then we're gonna go to the jail and represent the white devil. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. Okay, I
Am willing this is the minimum. This is the bare minimum. I'm willing I am willing to do a plea
Okay, he's being charged jailbreak for leaving the mine right the quarry
Okay
I'm willing to do one year fifty thousand dollars. That's the bare minimum. Hey, I can't it can't even be lower
one year 50 K and so what is this jailbreak now I'm not too familiar with
the query I mean I read the fines to Minds act that's about it that counts as
jailbreak yes okay one year 50 K I'll go talk to him all right thank you thank
you all right listen I'm getting you a lawyer to prison fuck you who is it
That's fucking you. Fuck you. How about that? Fuck you. Fuck you. Okay. Yeah, fuck you more. There you go
All right, you ready to go to prison
No
Too bad your lawyer will meet you there. I
I highly suggest that you sign this fucking plea deal
Damn you. All right. What if I don't sign it and then you're gonna go to court. Oh
Yeah, what if I just don't throw up record
Then I think that's it listen what devil this doesn't just go away I
Can make it go away. Well, I think it actually does go after 30 days, but
That's a long time.
That's a long time to be on the run.
Fuck.
I'll talk to my lawyer, and I'll think about it.
Talk to your lawyer.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
All right, you got this, right?
Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, I can take it.
I gotta go do where the wins me.
But I still owe another hour and 20 minutes,
So I'll do it after the sponsorship.
Yes.
I was apparently supposed to serve this before midnight.
That's okay though.
I still need to make walls on prayer.
Yeah, I mean, I do.
That'll only take a fucking second though.
So.
Not a big deal. Not a big deal. All right, folks, if you have no interest in watching
where the wind meets or the sponsored segment, that's fine. It's gonna be most of you appreciate
you guys watching the RP this week. I will see you on Wednesday. But those of you that
already to lock it in guys explanation point where the wind meets hey do me a
favor if you are clicking out though before you do just click that link
that's all you have to do if you're leaving if you have no interest in
watching this do me a favor just click the link and I would actually
appreciate that quite a bit. That would actually be good. Well, that would be good. That would be
fantastic. Fuck you. I clicked
it now I own a house. Wow.
I've heard that can happen.
I've heard that can happen.
I've heard that can happen.
one-second chat. One-second chatters.
Uh huh.
I
Catch you Wednesday, why don't you come on? Come on
Please man
Please dude don't leave I need you
you. This pays for the server. It actually does. Alright, whatever. I've put a couple
shop for the mixer and forget to add the mixer and showing chairs chairs
I'm sorry.
but
Fucking obs has just taken a giant shit on me
S, Twitch chat, help, help, tools, I swear to God, there's a, yeah, Twitch chat, oh,
Oh, shit, it's just all fucked up.
Am I going to TwitchCon this year? No.
No, I'm not.
Why not? I don't care about it.
Why would I go?
for a chase our people hold on a damn second hold on guys look at this where
the wind meets. Where does it meet? Let's find out.
Mods, can you change the title? The allegations must have been pretty damn bad. For me to
not go to, I haven't been to TwitchCon since before COVID. I just don't care anymore.
Cuz that's it. Here's the thing
That's a week off of me streaming
That I could instead of rather take another vacation that I actually want to do like Hawaii or some shit
You know what I mean? I
Would I would rather just go somewhere else
You know who cares about twitchcon. I literally don't I do not care
if people want to hang out with me they can just come to Austin it's fucking
wake or here
also is basically just a mini fucking twitch gun
you know
see you coming off to hang out with me no if I see you uh don't don't try to
contact me I will attack you legally I'm outside of Pentas house I will I I will
Attack you
Onside don't even look at me fucking weird
Hey, it's Vince with slap job
Why is we had a nice dinner on church down to your nice guy no, I'm not
Holy shit, it's killer. That's me if you try to talk to me
That's me
You both want to be heroes, but do you know what heroes here most allegations?
Probably tough opponent.
Oh.
I know, I know.
All right, guys, Mr. Sir, there's a 12-20.
Yeah.
Yeah, they love you but they control you too. That's what heroes do your mouth is an avatar crossover
James Cameron paid me 20 bucks to make my character look like this. I've met only one friend like that in my life
Not my parents, but he does care for me and control me since meeting him. I'm double-dipping
this is what I fear most. Guys,
explanation boy, where wins me?
Click the link. Even just
clicking the link helps me out a lot.
What a big horse. Look at that.
Fine horse caught it on the road.
Little girl, that was a good answer.
So the horse is yours.
Is there somebody to do in this game to support me?
I think if you just play, it's probably fine.
Just download the game and play.
And if you could just talk to your microphone about how you're starting to see, maybe once
the game is running, if you just start talking casually around your room about how, you know,
You're starting to see that, you know, maybe China could be better than America in some
ways.
Ah, that would probably help.
Just start casually talking about that.
I'm not, maybe capitalism isn't working.
If you just start saying stuff like that.
That'd be good.
You download, you got free Panda Express.
Yippee!
I've been saying it I here's the thing I think China gets a lot of bad press I mean honestly
It's probably just as good as America, maybe even better.
In some ways, you know?
Also, I heard that if you go to China, right?
The women love big fat American men that are pigs.
So they'll love you over there.
They do not, they do.
They do.
You can sort a babe that looks like that.
Wow, I will stop moving or you'll fall off me out. I need to go somewhere dangerous to find news of Uncle John
Wait for me a while. I'll make some arrangements and then come for you
When have I ever broken a promise?
Me to my chat when I say I'm gonna stream on a Tuesday
I'm gonna be in charge here and have him here. You'll need to act like it
I'll be back
It's the right thing to do
Now that you're going to be in charge. Let me test you if those little brats don't listen
That's my girl!
Hey!
You
If you want to destroy my sweater, all right, um, I was going to talk about, oh yeah, Chelsea
Ordered paper towels from Amazon and instead what they gave us was a Govee lamp that was like 150 bucks
So that's kind of nice I was like all right cool
Rich get richer, baby
That's a lick that's a that's a come up. That's a little come up
In a few days. Oh, it's a little come up man
I'm only telling you
He ordered paper towels from Amazon. I get my toilet paper from Amazon too and dude, it's kind of weird
Sometimes shit is cheaper on Amazon
Like toilet paper and paper towel for me, it's it's cheaper on Amazon man
I've looked I've looked in the I look I every time I'm at the store
I look and then I check the Amazon price and it's fucking cheaper dude. It's not by much
You're pretty cheap at Sam's.
Yeah, maybe that's a Costco purchase.
True, that's probably a Costco purchase.
But does Costco have the Ultra Strength, uh, Charmin?
Cause that's all I like.
It is on sucks, I ordered this nice lamp and got a bunch of paper towels.
What the heck? I ordered an Xbox controller.
No bidet. I have a bidet. I'm one of the biggest advocates for a bidet.
If you don't have a bidet, I literally pity you. I think you're a nasty, nasty fuck.
There's no excuse.
There is literally not an excuse to have a bad day.
You save money on toilet paper over time.
You actually do.
Yeah, I did see the Nike, uh, Nike, Nike Kirkland, uh, collab.
pretty good but I'm out of the shoe game
why too much bullshit scalpers scalpers is the answer
It's annoying having to pay 500 extra dollars for a pair of shoes. It's just it's just dumb
Not worth I don't care that much
Probably the same reason a lot of people are getting out of Pokemon I'd imagine
underground. I remembered everything. My mother, my family. The sneaker market is good. My
old face. Scalp has mostly moved on to cards. I can literally prove you on. I can prove
you wrong right now. Ready? I haven't even checked it. I'm just so confident. Let me
open up Sock X and look up the Kirkland Nike collab and they retail for 180. Are you going
Okay.
Here we go.
The Kirkland, they're reselling for $460.
So, I instantly just proved you wrong.
Uh, it's still the same.
Heh.
Heh.
Yep.
All I'm talking about is right now.
And that's in my size.
And I'm a size 13.
And a more average size, like, I don't know, what's, like 11?
It's even more it's 495 bucks
So there you go, it's certainly proven wrong with verifiable information
Scout here's things scalpers don't move on when they see there's a profit. You know what I mean?
That's it's it's just fucked
Now they're getting into pinball goddamn it
Check out the good stuff
Fucking eBay was a mistake man fucked everything up, you know
No
Well, I finally found where the wind meets.
I think it might be over here.
You never made whose only income was scalping seekers.
I'm not gonna say what I think that guy should do.
But I think you all know what I'm thinking.
But I'm not gonna say it.
is legitimately the biggest it dude and I this is coming from a streamer it is
actually the biggest like just pointless job just like what it's just like a waste
of a life you're doing nothing it's just so pointless you're too all you're doing
is making shit worse for other people that's all you're doing it's it's just
bad
Landlords, Landlords is scalping. It's the same fucking shit, dude
Landlord, dude, Landlords is basically just scalping. It's the same shit
You're a landlord
I mean, I think like
If someone has like, a house, that they rent out, like, that's fine.
But it's- the problem is when people have 50 fucking houses, you know what I mean?
That's the issue.
Yeah, there's- there's no need for that.
aren't any middlemen to scalpers not all the time but with the way things is now
like I feel like there's just like logistics is becoming less and less of
an issue for just everyday people right because I mean it alright so it used to
be right before the internet that you couldn't just call fucking lazy boy by
recliner right you had to like go to a store that actually kept that shit in
stock but I mean now with the internet man you kind of can't just do that you
know like logistics has just gotten so much better but there's still some
should I like to buy in the store like shoes from a brand that I haven't gotten
get a sears magazine sears was the original amazon that's true continue
after reaching level 21 participate in open world expert okay so just got to
go fuck off
We'll see what happens though man, I'm excited for these zero percent housing loans that
are coming up apparently.
We'll see what happens.
Push.
Requires key.
What the fuck?
Are we running 2000?
Are we running 2008 Mac? Let's go!
The 50 year housing loans?
That's crazy. We'd like to do a house forever. Let's know it's...
Dude, banks would love that.
Airbnb and other apps are fucking up housing too.
Dude, is Airbnb even profitable anymore?
I'm a hotel over Airbnb guy.
Unless I'm with a group of friends
Then I kind of do like I prefer an Airbnb
Because I hate that part of the night where you have to where you we're like alright. I'll see you guys tomorrow
It's depressing
Airbnb dude went off the deep end like the cure a guy where he just blames himself for everything
go to develop talent you've joined the guilt I said just join the guild what do
you want convinced the grave robber okay there you go rescue meow meow
filibuster
it's just a cat what's the big deal
what you have destroyed is your conscious and your soul
I
Could silence them
Wait, I think I'm fucking this guy up deal 100% damage 30% chance to increase trash talk defense
Whole pounder chance to resist okay
Holy shit, I own that guy I won somehow
Yeah, let's go whole pounder
I
Didn't Airbnb try to make me pay for a newer phone now since you spent four hours there
Dude, I didn't Airbnb
Give me be like why are you still in the house? And I was already like back
In Michigan, so I lived in Michigan. I was like, I'm not they were like, uh, yeah
You are the cleaning people said that you ran out
That we're gonna charge you an extra five days
I'm really gonna figure out how to turn this off.
Hey, does anyone know I've turned off this Quick Time Share?
It's making me feel like a pussy when I know I'm not.
Huh.
Huh.
Oh
Open the settings
Guys download where the winds meet fucking what the fuck where the wind meets
There it is
You can play this game for free
guys lots of content on this game I just cut down a fucking tree I'm gonna
download the shit out of it download the shit out of your ass
Good old double soccer fridge for free water and free beer and beer
What the all right well hold on a second. I
Like Airbnb slander as much as the next guy. What fucking hotel are you going to that gives you free water and beer?
The ones I go to you got to pay 12 fucking dollars for a water that they just have sitting there on the nightstand
No one damn well when I'm hungover. I'm just gonna reach it and crack it
Yeah, not Hilton, that's for sure. Those fucking essentials cost like 12 fucking bucks.
Oh. I gotta start being a little more of a fucking rewards whore though, but I feel like
the problem with that is you gotta pick one kind of hotel. But I do like Hilton's, so
So maybe, I don't know, maybe I should just stick to that.
Anything to marry out about her?
I'm gonna be real with y'all.
Your boy kind of likes holiday and expresses.
Dude, I feel like for what you get, they're really fucking good, you know what I mean?
Like for what you get, the free breakfast, the free breakfast, and like, and honestly,
they're kind of, they're kind of good, and they're cheap for how good they are, I feel
like.
I stayed at one once and it was so bad, ah, whatever.
I've never been to a ritz. I stayed at the ritz Carlton one time. Yes, I did for three nights
It was stupid expensive and I didn't really understand why I didn't I didn't get it. I really didn't get it
It didn't really seem that much what city and Dallas
And it honestly did not seem worth
It's it's it didn't seem like it was that much better than a Hilton or a Marriott
Well, so I'm not gonna do that again
The only thing I've wanted to do that's kind of bougie is apparently the four seasons in Hawaii is sick
And I've always want to go to Hawaii my whole life my whole life. I've wanted to go. I'm fucking 33 years old. I've never been man
I've never never done it
Why does your I was ritzy?
No, not really.
I guess that I didn't get it, dude.
It is, but it's 4k a night.
No, it's not that much.
It's not really worth right now.
Super touristy Hawaii.
Well, yeah.
Hahahaha
Isn't it always tourism?
hahahah
Yeah, I mean
Isn't it always like that?
I'm trying to be a tourist yeah, I don't I never really understood that criticism cause like I am a tourist dawg
Aloha
Mahalo!
Where do I turn off? Probably here.
Deflection assist. Close that shirt.
any island with a nice beach works if that's your vibe listen man I've heard
that I've heard that like you know Hawaii there's other places you can go
that it's nicer but I don't know man I've also heard that it's like that you
should really go and I want to go man. I want to go. I've never been. I've always
wanted to go my whole life. It feels like a pretty realistic dream. Aruba is
better. I'm not going to the Middle East man. I'm sorry but I'm not gonna do it. I
I do want to go to China.
Fiji or Madelves?
I'm not a dog.
What the fuck is that, man?
You think Fiji's better than Hawaii?
Mad Elves. Oh, I definitely don't want to go there then.
Fuck this one with your shit, dude.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay.
Why would that hurt?
Oh shit, they added me to this game, giant bear.
Why is it overrated and excessively inflated in price?
You think it's overrated?
Really?
I don't know, man.
I've heard it's fucking pretty cool.
It's pretty tits.
Best snorkeling in the world, I guess.
Why is it really overhyped?
Fun to go a few times there are far better places.
Really?
You gotta go see a sea turtle.
Bro, that's exactly it.
I'm a simple man.
I just want to see a sea turtle.
Maybe I'll pick it up and wave it around in front of the locals.
I hear that they like when you do that
They love that
It's a sign of honor look at him he spray painting that sea turtle very respectful of our kind
Just because it's a place for most people like going doesn't mean it's overrated
I mean it might be, but
You know, I don't know I've always wanted to go man, so I should probably go, right?
Swim fast B
Shit
Who knows I'm drowning
Oh
Chelsea and I still need to go to New Zealand for a honeymoon so we should probably do that this year
Holy shit
Go to Maui what that guy say
Yeah, I'd want to go to Maui
New Zealand is overrated.
I live there.
I hear it's kind of cool.
Hope to El Salvador.
Hola!
me hermonos see what are you doing ah ah ah this looks kind of good
oh wait how could I have known that was bad
fat leading
Oh, sure. We're running out of much.
Okay.
You've got to help me
Okay
You guys watch that free solo solo guy climb that building
Where did they go?
No
She's clearly shaking
That shit is a cra- that's crazy they streamed that live
That guy only got paid 50k for it only?
What do you mean only I think he he's not in it for the money dog. He's just in it for he would have done it for free
He's just in it for the love of the game man 500k even more what the fuck
Not bad for a day's work. Yeah, not something for that's like
That's like you getting paid a half a million for public masturbation, you know, I mean
He just loves doing it
Yeah, that like free soloing climbing is I bounce between like damn this shit is dumb as fuck and like damn that's this shit's kind of cool
Mr. Beast said he would have paid him more if he did for one of his videos
Yeah, but then Mr. Beast would have fucking lit the building on fire and put butter on everything
He would have had to be sapphire
Whoops butter section
Which masturbation band that much it could start an only fans nothing is stopping you from doing that
There's a market for only fans with gay dudes jerking off watching pets in the background
really yeah there definitely is that's how most people find out about my stream
I found out 50% 50% of my viewers that's how they found my
stream. Yep. Yes, he LSF is banning politics again, but this time for real.
Oh
I should probably also
Wait, I'm all the way back here.
Oh, develop.
Use keyboard.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
These are probably pretty good, but within 12, 12 seconds.
on entering combat if HP fall falls below 60 percent gain snow vision for two
four so what in the fuck is wrong with me four seconds we're storing two percent
HP plus 600 HP per second that's pretty cool what's this comprehend
I need one of these can I do all I can do any of these oh oh shit no I can't all
Oh, these are like legendary.
Let's see.
Get into this one.
Increase all damage nearly done by 5%.
Oh.
This is, uh, effect is disabled for five seconds
after being hit, taking a hit also grants a cage effect,
increasing all damage taken by five.
Oh.
Okay.
Breakthrough what's this I gotta pay for it probably
I'm sick I need to go to a clinic dude. I haven't had to check up at the doctors in like two years
I'm starting to think it's time. I should probably go in this year. I won't check up done
I'm not sure.
Fucking fucking fuck.
Hold up, hold up.
Okay.
Wait, where's this gun take me?
This is probably something.
That's fucking tits, I guess.
Oh, I probably gotta find the other ones.
I can't read this.
You can use Wincent's to hunt them.
How do I do that?
a game genie you don't know what is on
controller you play this game not on
controller
psychotic this is where people died
What the fuck did they die to all probably this goose?
This is not it
This is actually a pretty good game it is I
me likey me likey long time
Chinese lore is badass yeah I think China's been around for a while huh couple
a couple hundred years at least well I got pep battles in this keep going the
kitten likes okay
now this is the quest I can get behind
Oh
What up meow meow meow meow meow
Stop to keep going maybe I should
Woo!
Keep going!
Penta the furry.
I'm not a fucking furry, dude.
Fuck off!
Flamewash, go to develop.
Press to upgrade select martial arts. Oh wait, what the fuck?
Oh my gosh, probably use these.
Upgrade.
Oh
I think this is a win sense view tutorial I don't need to view the fucking tutorial can
I do this now. Boss talents. Oh, you can obtain extra abilities to bosses. Oh, yeah, that's
upgrade
it's not I need more light and the points
So what the fuck does this shit do?
The core shit's brilliant, thank you.
Right now best hot sauce in your house.
Best?
Probably the Valentina Black label.
But I'm a big, uh, I'm a big Sriracha guy, man.
I know that it's gotten a bit worse, but I still love it.
Oh, what's this?
Pay Odie.
have I tried Sam's ball Sam ball I could fuck up
eggs and sriracha on them and I'm good. I think eggs are one of the most disgusting things like
now hear me out on this eggs like just eggs are so fucking gross you know what I mean
you know what I'm saying like just eggs but like omelets I fucking love you know what I mean
I'm being question marked dog fry up an egg and don't put anything on it and eat it and tell
me that shit is good you know I'm saying it is good like with nothing on it no
way nothing with no soul yeah that's what I mean I mean plain dog what's all
pepper no you're not hearing me fuck is going on I'm on time when the challenge
Oh, oh, oh.
Cut bamboo.
Hmm.
This game's I might play this game offline a little bit
You feel like that's most food what that's gross on its own
Maybe you're right
Eggs to me just feel like one of the bigger like vessel foods. You know what I mean?
We're just a good vessel for other flavors
On season chicken is gross dude when it's cold, I don't mind it man
Like just cold chicken when it's I don't think it's good. I'll just sit there and pick at it
No salt or anything. Yeah, just a plain rotisserie chicken from Costco, you know how they are in nature
Yeah, rotisserie chicken's right off the tree, yeah, you get it.
fish, avocado, and kimchi is my dinner every other night. It's kind of miserable. What
if I told you that avocado being healthy is actually like you got marketed to big dog?
That's all like marketing propaganda. That shit is not really that good for you at all.
Like it's kind of ass. It's pretty bad.
I like avocado, but I think saying it's good for you is insane.
It's just nature's butter.
Side note, did avocados just grow like that, or was that just another freaky fucking GMO shit that we did?
Like, do they just grow like that?
we did that shit if you have any raw beef you haven't lived yeah dude beef I'm
gonna be honest take tartare kind of hits dog like it looks gross you know
I mean but it's kind of good I cannot do this you went skydiving once yeah fuck
that could have paid me to jump out of a perfectly fine plane I actually don't
that you could pay me enough money to skydive
Cuz even if it all goes well, I would still die of a heart attack
I'm just going to say 30k sub goal equal skydive.
Oh dude, no, I would not.
It would have to be way more than that.
It would have to be in the hundreds of thousands of subs because I don't want to die.
I feel like it would, I feel like something would fuck up man.
And I would just be in the sky piss off like well fucking chat wrong again because I'm
falling to my death.
Well fucking chat wrong again.
Pent always right.
Because I'm fucking dying.
Just being thrown to the ground, well, that sucks, there's a 400 pound limit for a parachute,
well yeah cause they strap you to some dude at first right, what if I just slipped right
through and then that is GG, fuck that man, there ain't no fucking way.
For your first time I'm good man I get my kicks like from dark souls and pinball and
stuff no shot that'll happen that harness is tight it I'm sure it's happened though
You're gonna see her tell me that's never happened
Oh fuck it's a bear
Guys bears in real life are really terrible swimmers, okay if you ever need to get away just cross the fucking lake and you're actually good
They also can't climb for shit, so just go up a tree
And you're fine man
Also, you're gonna want to run in a zigzag pattern because they have a hard time with that
I'm a lurker, all I hear is how to get killed by a bear, what are you talking about?
That would all fucking work.
Alright, you asked for a fucker bear.
you've never seen a bear climb I think if like a bear was I would try to just
shove my fucking thumb up his ass cuz I swear to God I think that would work
and I mean what the fuck else are you gonna do right?
you might as well try
it's got me out of fights in real life
you're telling me I can't just chop through this
I bet you had to throw that fucking bear
Holy shit, this is like out
Man anime so cool. I wish Japan was real
so the monks took you in you know martial arts don't you yeah these fish
are scared of everything one step and they're gone but you showed up and they
didn't even move yeah monks don't eat meat so I sneak some when I can don't
Wait, is that true?
Placey offering.
How the fuck was it?
How was it?
I
Fuck was it
Place offering
pick the lotus in the water at 9 a.m. in place of here I 9 a.m..
We're talking about 9 a.m.
Buddy I'm not getting up at the end to play a game
Try fingering your butthole
It's in game time you could change time. What do you mean I could just I can just change
the time. Uh oh. Oh my god I'm sorry. No I oh my god I didn't know I was.
What did I just do to him?
No!
Oh my god!
Beep, beep, beep!
Oh.
20 bucks. Not that bad. Free game. Just 20 bucks, if it's a free game, but it costs 20 bucks.
is it still a free game?
Yes it is.
Okay.
Well, this looks nice.
Guys, explanation point, where the wind meets, click the link in the chat. It's very helpful if you just click it.
Very nice here.
These do good enough, maybe they'll fly me over to China.
Play the game over there in their studio.
Absorb the rich Chinese culture.
I've been finally gonna meet that general souls. Yeah, I asked him why his chicken is so good
Like that
It's hot in China no way it's hotter than Texas
She she
Kid he are those his pronouns
Penta you are hilarious
What are my adjectives?
Fuckin' er.
Oh!
Fat.
fat oh may so
pedestal number one with the LG BA BC DE FH what is all that other stuff made
Oh
The alphabet
Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.
I think that was right.
Yeah, I think that was right.
Was that right?
Very good.
Thanks man.
Sometimes I go throughout my fucking day
and I'm like, Jesus, I think I forgot the alphabet.
I'm like that can't be good. You guys everything that and then I go through in
my head. Oh my gosh.
What about Chinese? Shea, Shea.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Effortless swim.
Shae, Shae, Shae, Shae.
F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me.
N is for anywhere in any time at all.
These fucking cats love my shit, man.
I
Me on me on
Lightning melody
I like is this fully open world or do you only see other people like in cities and stuff
Yeah, oh it is pretty cool. I like that fully
I heard Guild Wars 3 is rumored and I'm just like there's no way, right?
There's no way they do that, right?
This guy's getting known, holy shit.
Ow, what the fuck?
Just hit me in my fucking ovaries.
There's a setting for online play. I think I'm online. No?
Oh, fuck.
Nice.
Bye.
FYI, I should have warm root beer and vodka doesn't work.
Oh, buddy, you're actually an alcoholic. I hate to be the one to break it to you.
But yeah, that's a big sign of alcoholism.
I mean, I pretty rarely like mixing anything like that.
I would just rather take a shot of vodka and chase it with a little bit of root beer because
at least I have a nice root beer to drink and I didn't just fucking ruin it with vodka.
Oh
Jane vodka a screwdriver. Yeah, that's another sound of alcoholism
But what just gives me heartburn so then I have heartburn and I also just had to drink I just hate vodka
What that bear
What are you eating there?
Run away, deer.
Stick your finger into us.
I swear to God, I think that would work.
I think if you shoved your entire fist up a bear's ass, it would stop attacking you.
This- oh right, this is sponsored stream, my bad.
I'm glad that we have that command.
You didn't let the ice do its job?
I mean what kind of fucking sick fuck just leaves root just can't you could you not put the root beer in the fridge?
I don't understand
Who just leaves out root beer like that. It's kind of gross to begin with
You think it would just clinch and snap your bones in half?
Then eat you in reverse.
Someone get me a bear.
I need to prove a point.
Someone find me a fucking bear.
Alright, it said you could change the time.
I don't see it.
Well, how the fuck am I supposed to know when it's nine o'clock?
Oh.
here it is place the offering I am placing into the cat dude these fucking
Pussies love my shit
Do a finger and bare but whole stream at 15k
Maybe the skydiving isn't a bad idea after all
Oh, I know what's going on here
Here we go, it's jump time.
and
I don't know what to do with it.
Restriction climb.
This wall is too smooth.
There I am. Wow. Wow. It's a good looking game. It's that time post. Catch me in the
dark outside under moon low you don't want to mess with my family turns new
wolf there's fall
Survivalant falling from a great height will cause defeat. Oh
Oh, okay. Thank you
Level cap reached wait what solo mode upgrade
great through oh oh shit oh I have to do okay
what the fuck
Oh
Pussy dodges dodges the fuck out of all this
Dodges the shit out of your balls fucking poison monkeys the hell is this shit
GG that was easy there's more
Nice.
Oh, there's a boss now and I'm scared.
And there's arrow guys everywhere.
Maybe I should just ignore the arrow guys, I don't know what the fuck to do, I'm so
Fuck, I'm scared of you, I'm almost dead, oh fuck.
Shit!
Fuck!
They're gonna do this all over again?
Please tell me I don't.
I think I do.
Son of a bitch.
All right, monkey guys first for sure. You guys were a fucking pain in my balls
I
I feel like this
If you want to get into this action click the like where the wins me very fun game Mr.
Big American man, Penta Afru.
Very good.
Alright.
I feel like these guys might need to go, man.
Yeah, you guys were kinda fucking my shit up.
fucking snakes
Oh my god, oh!
Alright, come here.
I can paint in my ball.
Oh, these sticks have giga health too, what the fuck?
Oh good.
Maybe this is just focus on the ball this time, I don't know.
What the fuck?
dead. What the fuck is this?
You think I need to upgrade a bunch of shit?
Yeah, I think you're right.
murdered
Okay.
Oh, fuck are you, man?
I just have to get in there and say fuck these snakes.
I don't know.
They seem pretty strong.
Yeah I don't think you can kill those.
Just do the same shit I guess.
Nice.
Oh no!
Fuckin' no!
Fuck, man! Shit! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Yeah, those snakes just are not gonna die, I don't think.
You ever see the video of that guy that did he like all those loss
That was not the best round one, but that's okay.
What the fuck
Oh, this is fucked.
I swear to god those snakes do not always immediately spawn.
I wonder if he's someone's on the floor.
and
Just fucking kill me.
Fuck it.
Those snakes are a real fucking pain in the dick.
I
Okay
Round two suck
of
You know what's probably fucking me up I just realized is this 5% damage thing.
He's especially on this.
You know what I mean, it's impossible not to hit it.
Just like Flickr, man.
I knew he's fucking spawned those snakes.
Alright, kill me and I gotta turn that off.
what the fuck all right tell me real quick
Yeah, just do it just get it over with
Yep murder me
I'm ready to be dead
God damn will you kill me?
Fuckin' murder me, dude!
Come on, I'm ready to be dead!
All right.
Yeah, this will be way better for sure.
I will upgrade your skills.
Where?
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
Lol upgrade your skill.
Where?
lol upgrade your skills where I don't see that
one out of 20 what that wasn't an answer all you said was one out of 20 what do
you fucking talking about one out of 20 I don't I don't understand what you're
saying just upgrade then one out of 20
does anyone know what the fuck that guy's talking about would what the hell
one out of 20 the martial arts skills that says level one out of 20 yeah I
I don't think I can upgrade this
Press X
Upgrade
Holy fucking shit
Increases damage of all skills
All right, thanks guy in the chat oh
Yeah, that'll probably help a lot do you know the other weapons too does that also does that matter
Or does it only matter for the weapon you're using?
Just nameless.
I'm using the- this one though, right?
I guess I'll do it because I got hella wood.
All right, I should probably like go to a fucking city or some shit
you can do whatever you want. Yeah, but I should probably like heal myself. I gotta
figure out though. Fuck, do you open up the map? How do you open up the damn map?
Your map is black as you need to find the campfires. What? I guess that makes sense
What there's no app spending
That's it you went through 400 apps today
You've done 864 apps. You've probably done 80% of the apps.
Probably.
Vader is hell bent on getting an EU population and honestly he has been doing a good job. There has been people on EU.
Yeah, he has. He actually has been doing a good job.
I mean, I don't need to I'm doing gig of damage now. I don't need to fucking heal
You know
I'm gonna be fine
I don't need to heal that's fine. That's not look at the people. I'm just gonna walk up people. They're just gonna die chat
You know
Watch this
All right, actually dudes, okay, hold on okay
Yeah
Hey, thanks guy in my chat that said I'll upgrade your skills.
You were actually right.
That was a helpful tip.
That was a helpful tip.
I love when chatters are helpful and they don't just call me an obese fucking fat piece of shit.
What a nice and welcoming community.
Shut it, Tubby.
I don't need that.
I don't need that.
Wait, I'm fucking dog-locking these guys now, holy shit.
These guys are scared now, pal.
Look at them, they're actually scared.
You pussy
Here we go
BOSS TIME!
Holy shit, so much easier.
Ah dude, stop!
All the fucking snakes, man!
I just right up. Do not like these snakes.
I'm just gonna dump it up burn to death
Maybe I fucking do need a little bit of health I
Don't know how I don't understand how to get health though, so I'm I guess I'm just gonna hit try again
Got to try parrying the arrows well now I have no heels so I feel like I'm fucked
fuck
We are captain India we stand
Alright, come on.
What the fuck is this dude? Oh!
all right, well, if I had one health potion here, I'd be very happy.
I don't.
I don't.
I
I'm gonna fucking lose my fucking mind.
Where the fuck do I get healing?
I just don't fucking know, man.
Where the fuck do I get it?
I don't know, there's no way to fucking know, man.
Fuck!
I just don't know.
Fuck off, Cap.
Go to your bag and craft medicine
What oh
Wow.
Xtacraft.
Unless I make more of these.
That just don't happen.
There we go.
We can do five at a time.
This is like a new one I can do two at a time
All right, I feel like that has to be enough
Oh should probably use this better shit too
I have way to have fucking shit. Why am I not using this? Am I an idiot?
Here we go
I'm fucking right
I'm fucking ready here, man equip a fan for healing. Oh shit. Here we go
Nice.
Oh
Jesus Christ!
Okay.
No, I just like really just need these archers to be dead.
of
I
Ah
Why rescue
I hate these god damn snakes, come here!
Fuck off!
I
Fucking Jesus
This seems boring well you can find out for yourself explanation point WMM
Download it now.
Good job, Penta.
Good job, Penta.
You are a skinny thing in a piece of gold.
Shey, shey.
Shey, shey.
Flamelash guys if you want to try this game out for
Oh, I hope this isn't the nicest guy in the whole game.
Oh, fuck, he's beating the shit out of me.
There goes the whole game.
He shouldn't have gotten my way.
I
Nice
You killed that guy
guys where the wins meet amazing game explanation point WMM click that
we're gonna click that very good love that game that's a good game explanation
point where wins meet. Wow. I mean I'm on a high right now. I am on a high right
now that was very good. Click that link. That was a good one. Man that was a good
one make sure you guys check that one out I love that one pretty cool game but
the menus are too confusing and whatever
oh did the server oh the server just reset I think it says there's two people
on line what the fuck
Please don't do that. Your server has issues. Yeah, what the hell is going on? I'm able
to connect. What the hell did Bloom do?
you
Ugh.
Two people online.
Yeah, wait, what the fuck? The server is fucked up.
Are any of the devs awake?
Server is fucked, I think.
Uh...
Okay.
Well, I guess if it's gonna get fucked up Sunday night isn't the worst time
Could be worse I just I just don't know if the team is aware I
Don't think anyone knows
Does anyone aware the server is down lol?
Whoops!
Yo, server was fucked up last night!
I remember!
I just bought the SuperPrior for $10,000 you can't connect.
Wow!
.
Well chat, well chat the servers down Dark Souls 3, I guess I could just go offline.
Let me talk to my people here, a general chat.
I don't I feel like I should make an announcement here
Everyone
Hey guys
I'm aware the server is down
Unfortunately, I'm the only person awake on the team.
I have no redeemable skills and will not be able to assist in this matter.
someone worth a fuck will wake up soon. Thanks.
get fucked sincerely Mr. Big Penta. Well I'm just being honest.
There we go.
Well, shit.
I wonder what happened.
Did it just not come back up after like restart or does anyone know what happened?
I don't fucking know.
It just didn't come back up after restart.
Damn, this restart's taking a while.
No, a million Captain Indians!
Well, I wonder if it's our provider just being like, yeah, we don't really.
We're just gonna throttle you again
We say there's maintenance server down for maintenance, which I guess technically wouldn't like that wouldn't really be a lie a bit, right?
Okay
Where's the provider from I don't know TJ's got it all set up
Did M, I bet M just went to bed.
Are you, you up, server down for how many things.
my ban on Captain India was pretty good. He's got like three pending tickets.
Well, I just saved a ton of, I just saved a ton of work for the Evans. Yeah.
Good for me. Read that shit. I mean, that was pretty obvious. Use the server before you got him.
Yeah, I guess he was calling people transformers and saying it sounds like they stand up to be.
So, uh, not ideal.
Yeah.
Soul red.
I mean, it like, that was a pretty easy soul read.
Good for me, man.
People were actually defending that.
If I people, you mean four people in his chat that hopped over here.
Four people in his chat and then a few people that were trolling
You bet he was British what if I told you you were right
Yep.
Yeah, no one, no one was actually defending.
Exactly.
No one def, no one was actually defending that.
It was just, just a few hoppers from his chat and then just some concern trolling.
That's all.
I stand by it.
Cause here's the thing, Chad.
Even if I am wrong about something, I have to stand by it.
All right, here's the thing, chap. Look at this. Even if, chap. Here, I'm gonna leave
you with this, okay? I'm gonna leave you with some words from the greatest philosopher of
of our time, Slim Charles, okay?
If you are wrong, you have,
if you are wrong about something, chef, okay?
You have to stand by it.
All right, we gonna bounce back on the motherfucking,
no question, bounce back on who?
My little boss, oh, he gonna fall.
My little ain't got shit to do with it.
My little come get stringed like that.
String that cuz it's enough Jeff greatest philosopher over time so Charles died because some other shit
Yep
I couldn't fix it. That's right
Extremes right about this shit man
And it was right fuck
Marlowe
Fuck this fucking war all this beef over a couple of fucking corners. Yep
But no, who did what the who at this point
It doesn't matter.
Nope.
Yes.
War with Captain India.
If it's a lie, we fight on that lie.
Yes, sir, man.
Yes, sir.
You got to.
what a quote absolutely w slimchurls
is this the wire yeah are we vibing yeah
I'm just waiting to see if anyone even if the devs
Oh, I woke up am
But this is a TJ thing, and he's a sleepy dad.
We do we need like a pager or something for him to just wake his ass up.
Oh, well, oh, well, if it's a lie, we fight on that lie.
A second person could have heard either we have a second person they just both happen
to be asleep but it to be fair it is 2.37 in the morning happens right shit goes down
overnight all the time we need more money maybe I will tell Saudi Arabia maybe I will
sell a license to him. We just we need more money. I can hire
fucking more people to do shit full time. We'll hold up more.
Yes. EU devs.
I think my announcement is going to put the community's mind at ease though.
I mean if this doesn't scream, I have faith in this server.
You know what I mean?
Can't fuck.
I can't help you.
Love Penta.
Yeah.
I actually can't do anything.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Sorry.
I don't know how to do anything shit.
What's the point of waking up M?
I thought she could do it.
I don't fucking know.
I don't know what the fuck people can do and what they can't fucking do.
I
Have no idea this fucking dev magic shit to me
This is why you document stuff, but you want me to learn how to fucking code and do all this shit. I'm 33 man
that seems like a bad time to start fucking in my life by becoming a dev
things are going so well why would I fuck up my life by becoming a dev
that's a that's that's a terrible idea things are going great you know try
fat yeah just small yeah but yeah I know that things are going well but have
you thought about trying crack you know I think this was the south side that took
the server down because of the mines
We're Captain India, I guess.
Y'all cowards, don't even smoke crack.
I
With the focus captain in the hashtag we are captain India
I
Somebody three hours ago before the server went down
So, uh, three hours worth of server went down bought instant braille for $250.
Damn.
My bad.
My brother works for CFX.
He always watches your stream and enjoys it, but said some of the RP you do CFX wouldn't
really allow.
Possible firm server shutdown.
Okay, you're oh, you're oh really your brother works for CFX
Really
Yeah, my brother works for CFX notorious role-play enjoyers 5m deaths
Yeah, thanks, man.
What it like I
Don't understand the pearl clutching of the of the quarry like every server has prison jobs
It's just not in the prison
It's just it's just a prison job just outside of the prison, that's all it is
They're doing they put a fence around Polito
They put a fence around Polito and said it's a different country
What are they doing?
How many prisons that murdered Captain India not a good look
My brother works for CFX and my dad works for Nintendo
Have I been back to Polito?
No.
Well boys, I guess I'm going to go offline.
can be done until either Dan or Matt or TJ wake up. So I guess we're fucked. I guess what
can you do? Call the police. Actually guys, I just got an email. The server has been taken
down permanently. It says that some of the RP is some of the RP is a problem
enough for a permanent shutdown. Yeah, possible perm shutdown. And it says it's
from chatter's brother is what it's signed. So that's not good man. So it's over. It's
actually done.
Penta's in the Epstein files. I've never been anywhere like that dude
Y'all coward don't even smoke crack
All right, Gigi I'll be live Wednesday. I guess back to Onyx not for me. Maybe for you. I'm fucking banned, buddy. I
I got banned because I said, uh, yeah, oh, these people owe me money and shit and like,
I wish they'd just pay me.
And then I got banned and DW made a post.
It was like, yeah, everything Pentus saying is true.
Uh, I haven't done anything in two years.
I hate all of you.
And it got like 300 hearts.
And he got like 300 heart reaction.
That was so funny.
That was such a funny response.
Yeah, I haven't given a shit about any of this for two years.
Fuck you guys.
Heart reaction.
We love you, DW!
He said he didn't feel like being a dev or some shit.
He said he stopped giving a fuck about 5M, like, a few months before the server came
out.
Which I really wish he would have told Kyle and I that.
But whatever.
I guess it's fine.
I said something like that.
Take another year off, buddy.
We love you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
great to know. Oh, man. All right, I'm gonna go. Very good
as today. The Corey RP is really making it's making some
waves, man. I think it's added some good conflict between the
criminals and the cops. Captain India killed. It's kind of
nice. So yeah, man. I'll try to get things resolved with that guys brother and
hopefully the server will be up by Wednesday. Okay. All right, great. Talk to
you later.