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Have you tried out chase rp yet?
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is guys.
criminals they do need to be in the mines man don't they?
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Don't even worry about it.
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Pussy man today. No
Bank me a five gifted subs. Thank you so much
No doing anything but wrangler right now would be a fumble because mine RP is very good
This always happens where I'll be in you know, we'll be on a good arc. You know what I mean and
Chad will be like what if you what if you pivot to this other thing completely unrelated?
What if you
What if you what if you do this and you know what sometimes I fall for it
How about J. Obama on another server I
Could see some prior but Wrangler here for sure. Oh, yeah, we Wrangler here for sure
What about prior on prodigy
No, thanks man.
No, thanks. I think I'm all good on that.
I think I'm all good on prodigy.
Thank you.
And I tell you what, if any of my players think they can go play on prodigy,
boy, do I have a surprise for them.
Let's just say all the people that they think are their friends,
May actually be working for me this whole time
So something to think about I
Have a question big P. How do you plan on keeping people in the mine?
Great question
Great questions require great answers
There it is
Guys wrangler slander oh my god the moose averse
Well, let's go over the patch notes. I think it's probably what we should do here
We should probably go over the patch notes
There's a lot
Yeah
It's a cheeko to have such amazing devs. I mean, I'll tell you what how's moose doing I
I was thinking about that he hasn't been on the line a lot has he
When was his last stream
He's got his computers having problems his PC died
Yeah, you got to pump those numbers up though man two days ago
go. He needs to rip PC. He needs to immediately buy a new PC because that's his whole source
of income you know what I mean sometimes just got to do that right simple
really London Bureau old PC mine is also broken
Yeah, that one is also broken though
Yeah
You'd have a you'd have a backup if it were your job
Well backup or just you know like I said
But the problem with having backup PCs is by the time you need it it's fucking inferior and outdated. You know what I mean
So that's that's a bit of a
That's that's that's a bit of an issue
you know what I mean it'll sit around but by the by the time you actually need it
it's better than nothing well that's debatable except you only play GTA yes
and 5m servers are some of the most demanding things available that should
actually is fucking crazy right real
yeah try to fucking play see what
happens you know the problem is that
Austin doesn't have a fucking micro
center that's the goddamn issue they're
supposed to be getting one it's not
open yet though. I just I don't know how there's no micro center here doesn't make sense to
me. How do PC sponsorships work? Do they not send you upgrades? Is just standard PCs don't
know if you've ever had one. Yeah, I mean they'll send you a PC typically is how I've
never had one, but they'll send you a PC. Um, you know what I mean? I don't really
know what they do in terms of maintaining I'm I'm I'm assuming if it's shit in the bed
they'd send you a new one right I'm assuming they brought because they want their shit to
look good guys we are about to go under 10k subs which means just as a reminder that will
mean our IP to 10 hour weekends ouch okay so if that happens the 10 hour weekends
are gone. All right. So you don't want that. So consider gifting subs guys. Yeah. Yeah,
you really you want to keep that above 10k. Good. Okay. Well, you know, that's how you
feel. Then that's fine. That's fine. I barely watch live on the weekends anyways. Really?
Okay, not good. Not good. 10 hour weekdays. Now that's a deal. You would rather have 10
hour weekday. There's no way that's true. There's no way you would rather have 10 hour weekdays
than weekends oh my god yes there we go let minus five gifted subs there we go
that's what we needed yep oh no we lose the two hour ad streams what are you
fucking talking about we lose the two hour ads buddy those are 12 hour
Streams
What are you talking about ban that guy? Yeah
Smash 74ville I'm gonna give you a chance to repent. I'm just trolling
Maybe I'll do a little troll too by hitting this ban button
There we go, maybe maybe I'll do a little bit of a troll too
Maybe I look at that. I just did a little bit of a troll, too
I just did I can do a bit of troll myself
You killed them. All right
All right, I'm ban them
Let him back in
See now, that's how you troll
Now that's a little bit trolling. Untrolled. Untroll my heart. How was it on Monday and
Tuesday? Anything good? Any drama? Any drama Monday and Tuesdays? Pep W. It's been a lot
a lot of fun. That's great. That's fantastic. A lot of fun. The minds are hot. People are
loving or hating the minds. I'm excited to get in there. People are loving or hating
them. So you went to Arby's without you. I don't even consider him a friend anymore.
I saw that. I saw that he went and did an Arby stream and didn't even consider texting
me. I don't even I've deleted the guy's number. I've blocked him on every platform. I mean,
I'm the Arby's guy. I don't I don't I'm thinking about banning his name in this chat. I don't
even I don't know. I don't even know what to say there. That's a that was that was
disrespectful is what I would say. You literally worked there. Yeah, I know. I can't
believe that someone would go and someone that is supposed to be my friend would go to Arby's
to try to get an opinion on it. And I mean, I'm like, I'm the art. I'm Mr. Arby's. You
know what I mean? The fuck is that? Any thoughts on big Costco chicken lawsuit? You know, I
mean, it's just like corporations are perpetually in lawsuits for shit like this. This just
happen to make headlines you know what I mean this this just happened to make
headlines because uh people want to hate Costco right now people want any
reason to hate Costco I think because they're so good all right you know what
I mean that's how I feel don't worry don't don't touch the chicken you know
You know what I mean?
Yeah, Costco fucks the best deals.
The best deals.
Got a good clip.
So yeah, Sears dead to me.
What are Arby's and not inviting me?
Jesus Christ.
What the hell was that?
I
That is not gonna get old
Watch the little clip all right, I will
I made a f**king right.
Makano was right.
Makano was right, he said,
Don't you f**king touch
the eject mechanic.
And you know what?
He was correct.
He was correct, he was right.
He cost-
He Costco CEO'd me.
Slash me crying laughter
Okay
You did this
Good news to most of my audience. I'm now gay
So congratulations. This is big news for most of my chatters
Yeah, congratulations
Yep, I'm ready to I'm ready to live my life as a gay man. I think I think I'm ready
I mean I feel like you know announcing this during pride month is it pride month what month is it I
get them all mixed up which one is it which one is pride month oh it's black history month okay
Which one is Pride month?
That's in June
Okay, I could see that
Smashville, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs. He was gay Penta
He likes Iroll. Stop. Stop yikesing me
Thank you so much. You're proud of every month. If Jude is the gayest month, what's the least
game month do you think? I think July? No. January? I'm gonna say March. And here's why.
St. Patty's Day just doesn't seem like a very gay activity to me. That seems like a very
straight activity. You know what I mean? Yeah. Brother White? Are there any gay guys in the
chat that love St. Patty's Day? You're going to the wrong bars. Yes. Pinching? The gay
Gays bars are huge then.
Okay
It's very gay
Maybe January I maybe maybe January is the least gay month because I feel like January in general is just I
Feel like it's just the least anything festive month. You know what I mean January is just kind of man
But you know what I used to be a big January hater
But now I think the release of but this January has been fantastic chase our P release. You know what I mean?
So that's good that's fantastic
Made January not suck
January is boring typically I feel that way because you know I feel like I'm
Shaking off the the high of of the holidays. You know what I mean? You know I'm saying
January. Yeah, it's the Monday of
money. Yeah, nothing's really going on.
February is cool. I like Valentine's Day.
It's cool. And then we go right into March,
which is great for me.
Pinball convention straight into one of my
favorite holidays, St. Paddy's Day.
I love it.
But now January is chase month. So there we go.
There we go.
One of my best friends is very
uh, secretary in Irish Catholic who is also very gay. Oh, so he loves, so he loves
St. Paddy's Day. That's, that's it. That's his shit. Okay. All right. Yeah. Did you
see rock stars doubling down on the fall release for GTA five and announced
marketing starts in the summer. So they're, they're pre they're pre
Reannouncing their marketing
Okay, so they're gonna market the marketing Wow
Yeah, that's incredible I love I love how rock stars doing this thing where they're like
I've never seen these motherfuckers are kind of starting to piss me off with just how I
Don't know man. I just feel like the ego is nuts who the fuck
Announces an announcement trailer, you know what I mean that shit drives me nuts, dude
Where they sit there and they hype up the fucking announcement trailers for like a month?
Jesus Christ. I mean, that shit is ridiculous. What kind of fucking
Egotistical
You know what I mean?
Narcissistic
I mean, it's just disgusting. I don't like that shit. That's absolutely terrible
What else do we got?
In more clips
any more please glaze rock star so we get chase on gta 6 I don't I think that uh I think
that you guys are I think you would be surprised like I said I'm pretty sure the 5m department
of rock star right now is just one of those drinking birds that go like this hitting
an enter key and that's I don't know I think it's just a broom closet man I
don't know I really don't think there's much going on there we still we don't
even have we don't even have the fucking enhanced edition on 5M yeah
which I if I have to guess what no pixel 5.0 is gonna be I swear to God I
I really think it's just going to be the enhanced edition.
I'm going all in on that.
I'm going all in if I have to guess. I think it's going to be the enhanced.
I think it will. I'm going all in on that. That's my guess.
He be right now trying to catch up.
If there's still on Normandy kill, he's found.
Oh yeah, let me use the one guy clip kill.
Is it this green guy?
Yeah.
Why'd the cop go over the spike?
That's great man, that's fantastic.
It's Rome?
Dude, I still, I swear to God, I still think Rome, I mean, who even knows if that's gonna
happen man, I'm telling ya.
It's just the way these, these corpos, you know, function man, they, they start a project
and then they fucking dump it.
And then, you know, they're like, ah, maybe we'll pick it back up.
You know what I mean?
Who fucking knows?
They've been talking about Rome for fucking years now.
We'll see.
Oh, yeah, connect.
So, something popped up.
Penta.
Penta penis.
All right.
something pop up. Penta, Penta Pina's.
All right.
Post clips that you want me to watch.
Rockstar has too many cooks.
Yeah, what the fuck are you asking for, then?
No, nothing.
You're asking for a personal one.
Is that what you're asking for?
What are you asking for?
I just, here's the thing, I mean, I don't know dude, I just, I feel like that we're just sowing the weeds with shit, you know what I mean for like
GTA 6, it's probably gonna suck because there's no way it's gonna meet expectations, right?
And then now Rome, who the fuck even knows what that is? I don't know, we'll see.
I'm telling you, I think, I think that
I think GTA 5RP
P at this point is this is this is the peak of GTA this is it and I think it's just only gonna get worse
Like 5m 5m is the peak and it's just it's just only gonna fucking get worse. I really think so wrong
Dude and here's the thing I am such a GTA lover. I love this franchise
I grew up on this franchise this franchise has it's it's my income. It's my life
It is actually my life. I want to be wrong, but at this point I feel like that
It's just so hyped up
How do you even live up to this hype? Right?
You know what I mean? How do you live up to the fucking hype?
Right
We'll see maybe they maybe they will I am dude. Please let me be wrong
I want to be wrong so bad, but at this point dude
I would be more excited for
GTA 6 to come out than the second coming of Christ at this point if I had to choose between Jesus Christ coming back to earth and
GTA 6 coming out. I'm taking GTA 6. You know what I mean?
Stupid
God damn thing
We'll do it do it you want to do it so bad
I didn't mean to shoot him
Oh, she y'all rock at it. Oh, that's a lot of blood. Oh, where's our security? Do something.
I really didn't mean to show them. I'll do anything. He's bleeding. You got to take,
you know, and here's another thing about GTA six. I almost wonder if it's going to
be the other way where people are, I don't think that it's going to be woke like people
are saying. I think that they're going to actually try to make it appear so not
woke that it's gonna be cringe you know what I'm saying you know what I mean I
feel like it's I feel like it's it's gonna swing the other way where they're
gonna be like see look at how not woke we are you know you could see that we'll
see man we'll see we'll see I don't know you think they're gonna do both sides
this game is gonna suck or it's gonna be awesome
I want to pay off your fines to get hard, come on the quarry with Gary and the BCSO to get as hard as they rock.
What an ad.
You can't-
No, you can't serve that.
Like Saints Row cringe?
Well, I think Saints Row actually-
You know, Saints Row really fucked up.
Because I feel like Saints Row tried to be too much not like GTA that it kind of fucked it up.
Because the first couple Saints Rows are pretty fucking good.
And if they just would have kept making good like open world crime games they would have had what 10 years now to pump out fucking games
You know what I'm saying they would have had a 10-year gap to pump out fucking games
That that could beat with GTA. I don't know man if they if they would have just held the course
Right that shit might have worked out for him
The fight what in the fuck that's not even close to what I said
classic AI I'm trying to get in for a pet
continuing westbound they're running on skates by the bank I lost two tires I'm
out I like you get ejection clip
Look at my car
That's ten inch dog
The hell is wrong with that
Rule 15 no cocks in the goddamn, but no 10 inch times coming around here
They should have cock fighting in the bar. Why not? It could be a cock bar
I've seen this already I was there
here. It is like driving a car. Because you saw the helicopter gta 6 is going to be it's
going to stop from the Bethesda fact visually it's going to be beautiful but it's going
to have it's going to be depressing lack of depth gameplay like morrow in the Skyrim
Yeah, San Andreas, let's stop saying SA for San Andreas, I feel like.
I think we have to type it out now.
I don't think we can do SA anymore.
You know what I mean?
I think now we have to type out San Andreas.
What's the most mechanically robust GTA title?
It's all gone down now.
Yeah, I agree.
I kind of miss, no, don't say you love SA.
Or I can't be like, SA is my favorite, right?
It's not good.
I mean, I guess that's true. I did really like the the whole like, I don't know. San
Andreas had had very good, like, like MMO mechanics, you know what I mean? And I feel
like that shit kind of went away and it sucked yeah I miss that kind of stuff but
also then again at the same time people aren't gonna want to do that forever
like I could only see that working for one game right imagine if you're on
fucking game three of having to go to the gym and shit people don't want to do
that kind of shit forever you know they really don't that's why that kind of
stuff gets cut right I don't know we'll see we'll see what happens man at this I
I really don't think this game's ever gonna come out I'm telling you I think I
think GTA 6 isn't even real I don't think there is a GTA 6 alright at this
point I think they're just gonna farm ad revenue on YouTube and that's just
how they're gonna make their money right not only there's a GTA 6 it's
fucking real it's just a trailer yeah rocks are used to make trailers or they
used to make games now they make trailers
oh special needs well what in the hell the judiciary not to do with that why
Information registered
Punish massage one well, that was a punishment. Who named this shit?
How do you know that person this is on purple right? Why would you post that?
Who keeps posting this?
Someone keeps posting this and I swear to God
No, this is on Chase. Okay
Yeah, we could probably do that but how do you know that person has money in their account?
How would you be deaf if he's deaf IRL? No, really?
seems like it's uh seems like that's taken out of uh context he apologized
immediately after yeah seems like this is clipped out of context I think that
this is a I think this is a schizo-redic containment breaches which has
happened uh guys come on okay that's all contained yeah bad faith clip yep
come on guys don't don't don't do not containment breed keep it contained you
You know what I mean? Come on. Containment breach. Containment breach.
Meanwhile, we've got a 9-5.
Not good.
Waffle out.
That's excessive force.
There's no... Guys, that's not in the force matrix.
195.
I
Want to see a really good clip
That's a good spike
How are they getting so many spikes are people just leaving them our cops just leaving them on the ground
They have to be
Loot boxing
Dude fucking soups is pissing me the fuck off. He's in there and he gets loot box twice
Right by some by some people at a traffic stop and then they even then he just refuses to fucking report it, man
And I'm just like, what are you doing dude? Like please
Red shirt he dropped the SC
All right, don't spam click don't spam click
There's the same guy around the place
Right here at burger shots, there's no other way to describe it
I'm just killing me!
Cops have been getting held up a lot.
Oh, never mind. I got them.
Yeah, I mean, I just- I feel like we just banned, man. You know what I mean?
I don't know, dude. Like...
I feel like we just banned there.
Man, RP was fucking hating it, too.
Maybe I'll just make an announcement.
Uh... I'm just gonna do that real quick.
Report.
Yeah.
You're being a whiny bitch.
whiney bitch no but I think it's annoying man I think loot boxing cops is
just fucking annoying it's holding up a cop for no reason fail RP I think it's
just low quality you know what I mean I just I just don't like it I just I
just don't like it you know what I mean twice in a row yeah it's dog shit yeah
Yeah, I mean, to be fair, it had a reason and there were consequences for them in character.
Okay, so here's the thing.
Now I know that it was actually bad because as soon as people come in here and start defending
other people's RP, then as a matter of fact, to me, I've been streaming this for so long,
I know that it's actually even worse than I imagine.
So that's a sign to me that like, okay,
what, it's actually even worse than I think it is.
You know what I mean?
You didn't intend to defend someone's RP,
but you did though, so, and that's okay.
But like I said, I've been doing this a very long time.
So to me, that even says that it's kind of bad, right?
They clearly told you the reason
it had nothing to do with you.
Let me guess, Cori equals bad?
Ha ha ha.
Coiling out.
I don't think Coil would say that you can't loop box the cops.
Yeah.
All right, here I'm gonna do this.
Hey guys, quick reminder.
Lootboxing is against the rules.
This includes the cops too.
Hope this is helpful.
There we go.
know. There we go. Very helpful. Can you define loot boxing? Yeah, I would define loot boxing
is robbing somebody for pretty much all of their shit for so robbing someone for pretty
much all their shit right with either no real RP reason to do it number one or with no real
follow up number two because sometimes like on my block for example will rob somebody
And that's fine. Like if you just want to hit a lick and rob someone, that's fine.
But you got to give some breadcrumbs, right?
So I would, so I would define loot boxing is stealing all of somebody's shit.
What if they only rob spikes?
I just, you know, man, I don't want to go down the 4.0 path of cops just
getting robbed for good shit.
You know, I just, I don't love it.
I just I really just don't love it. You know what I mean
and I
Feel like that cops aren't a resource to be farmed
Yeah, I mean, I don't know man
But also with that being said, uh, maybe
maybe cops
Should also be a little mindful this is happening because I feel like this this can also this can be solved in RP
This can uh, this can uh, this can also be solved in RP, right? Um, but, but, but if you're going to just rob a cop, right?
For some shit, you know, you still should treat it as you would anyone else. You want to just go just completely all blacked out mast and just, and just go right?
You, you still, you got to leave some breadcrumbs, right? You know what I mean? That's all I'm saying, you know?
And also so I think with the way we've been whitelisting people and like batches of 400 because for some reason Chelsea and Vader are the only persons that do applications. I don't know why I think what we're going to start doing.
I think if someone fucks up in seven days, like if it's pretty egregious, you know what I mean?
Like if it's just like straight up RDM or just like, you know, I think we probably just eat them, right?
instantly
you know
Because I've seen some shit like that probationary period
Yeah, I need seven days a little generous probably 30, you know
No brainer
I know.
Sarge does some, sometimes.
Yeah, but honestly, it's kind of working out because
whitelisted people in large batches might even be better. I don't know.
It's all situational. It's all situational.
All I'm saying is, so all I'm saying is that if you're going to rob cops,
you should do it. You should treat the RP the same as if you were robbing anyone else for anything.
You know what I mean? I don't want to see I don't want to see groups of like
People four people in a car completely blacked out fucking motorcycle helmet all that shit
Voice changers going around Robin cops with no RP to follow up on you know what I mean? I
Don't I don't want to see that shit right?
Not masked right leaving some RP hints. That's one thing
Just rob cops for money. No, I think you can take their gear
Like I think that's fine
But you need to because like I said so this whole point the whole reason we role play is to have an experience
Right, it's to have a story. It's you know
To have like interesting situations, right? It's not to hoard spike strips, right?
So in that same vein if you're expecting an experience if you're expecting a story all the ship
You need to give it in return. You know what I'm saying?
For example, Mr. Goonbones in the chat people have been people were going into the governor's mansion and just taking pictures of just blood everywhere
Not interacting with the guy at all or even trying to and just posting it on Twitter and being like wow the governor's a murderer
You know what I mean shit like that so I you know
Well, not even attempting to talk to the guy just well, Molly must be bad, you know.
So like I said, the looting has gotten pretty bad.
I've seen Crimson, Rob parked cop cars with zero RP zero Crimson.
Okay.
I hear you, but if people don't report it, I can't, we cannot help.
We cannot help.
Okay.
It's, we can't.
people aren't reporting it. It would what the fuck, you know,
you like people have to fucking report it, you know, fix all
the problems. Just do slash me report and open up a ticket. Yeah,
so easy.
You know, I'm saying, I didn't know it was his place. It
didn't look like a house that looked like an asylum. Well,
then I'm not talking about you because there were some
tweets that were like straight up the governor is murdering
people. You know, I mean, what a slash report do it takes a log
of a bunch of different fucking shit and events, just a ton of
different events that have happened in that vicinity in
the past, however, fucking long, okay, it just it logs a bunch
of shit. Right. I'm open got sold without clues. I didn't
report it. It's somehow your fault. I don't really care
not much about your moment. But, but I will say now, but here's
the loot boxing cops, right? It is bad. I think loot boxing
anyone is this isn't just a cop issue. It's just loot boxing
is just it's a shitty experience. It doesn't feel
good when it happens to you, right? If somebody just walks
up, robs you know, no RP leading up to it, no RP to
follow up on it sucks it's just a bad fucking experience you know what I mean
solo crims are being lootboxed a bunch okay here we go follow up if you do get
it loot boxed report it we cannot help if you aren't reporting looking at you
soups. I emoji. There we go. There we go. Call mountain the
announcements. We miss Captain India. Hashtag we are Captain India. I'm going to be honest,
man. There's not a single person that thinks that thinks that that was a bad ban. I there
there's not I got DMs from I got I got DMs Monday and Tuesday from people that
were like hey man I'm I don't I've never messaged you but I play on the server
thank you for banning that yeah hashtag justice for captain stop stop you
can't first time chat that because you might get banned all right but that
guys not even falling I don't know if
these people are it's such it's such a
fucking joke that I don't even know if I
don't know who's meeting and who's
fucking serious because it's such a
it's such a fucking joke man yeah I
don't know I have no idea that makes it
funnier that kind of is funny we stand
with Captain India. Oh man. Look at his mod comments. Oh that guy's also getting banned.
Who typed that because he's okay that guy's also getting banned. This Eden flow because
yeah they were in a ticket to apparently they were these this guy that plays Captain
in India was also like, like they're in the same friend group
and they were like coordinating stuff,
coordinating stuff in Twitch chat to do in RP.
So, yeah, that guy, that guy also is getting,
is getting banned.
And if he isn't, I'll just, I mean,
I think you're in a ticket eating guy,
but I'll just ban you right now.
I can just do that real quick.
Thank you for reminding me that you were meant to be banned.
He's banned in chat.
Yeah, there it is.
Yeah, what the hell?
That's a very common theme with the server.
One rule for them and one rule for us.
This guy, they're targeting us.
What the hell?
Oh, I think that was the alien suit guy.
I mean, if I get proof.
Mr. Rex, thank you for the tech gifted.
I appreciate that voice line for a sub. Thank you so much, and I'm just going to be real. Appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you for the 10 gifted.
That's not Richie. Richie?
You like Richie. Different, different alien suit guy, different, different, different alien
suit guy. I'm talking about the guy that was on the bus with Captain India that was in their
group. Different one, different one. Yeah, different, different one chat, different one.
don't believe that no yeah that was that was different guy maybe it was just some
kind of suit I don't know these guys also this whole group like I said this
captain India group guys just shit lords they're there I looked into all
their reports they also like straight-up RDM'd Harry yeah yeah just just
complete shitters I told the animals I was like you just banned just banned
this whole friend group. I don't really just give a fuck, honestly.
You know.
Yeah, just just get him out, I guess.
Yeah. Protect Terry. It was pretty bad.
It was it was pretty bad.
But at that, we are captain India.
Yeah, weird shit, man, weird shit, um, weird shit here, I can do this real quick is that
Permaboy.
So I guess that's kind of a good bar, you know what I mean?
That's a good, this is a good bar that we've set, you know?
Before he deleted his VOD, the complaint is that Penta didn't see the scene, only must
have heard parts of it.
I did see, I heard all of it.
And the thing is, that shit was like the least, one of the like, yeah, we were there.
Also listen man, I'm sorry, but if you delete your VOD after someone's reported
you, I might just, to me that's evidence.
I'm just gonna assume that the worst thing happened.
Hahaha.
You know what I'm saying?
Because again, like I said, I've been doing this a lot.
You can't fucking pull this on me, man, because here's the thing.
Other server owners, maybe, but I've been doing this for ten fucking years.
You know what I mean?
I've deleted VODs too, because I'm scared.
So I fucking know what you're doing, because I've fucking done it.
So you can't bullshit a bullshitter, you know what I mean?
It's not gonna work, man.
It's not gonna work yet, because I've fucking done it.
alright it's just not it's just not gonna work all right
admit her yeah I have I've gone I've been like oh fuck this I'm deleting this
mod
you can't do that because I've fucking done it I wrote the fucking playbook man
I wrote the goddamn thing of course it doesn't work because all my shit gets
It's uploaded to YouTube but you know, whatever, whatever, man.
Anyways, hashtag we are captain India.
But you probably didn't ruin the vibe, just made it better.
No, I mean, I've done some things in RP that deserve a ban, yeah.
I've also been banned for some things that, you know, that don't deserve a ban, you know?
That's how it goes.
I don't think you can I like I don't think you can RP
Like if you do GT RP you're gonna get you're gonna get banned for something eventually
That's why that's why it's a big thing whenever
Whenever someone says they've RPed for years and years and they've never been banned on the rap. I'm like
Yeah, I was just banned for two days, it's true. It's true poppy
It's true.
All right.
You know Ash I'm just gonna respond to you here cuz I don't want to type if it was over two weeks
Yo, it's probably cuz we so we have a new system now
Where we're shit wasn't being logged correctly, but now it is you know what I mean
You know what I'm saying
All right guys, let's go into change logs
any Michael Knight this week I don't know man I'm pretty quarry-locked yeah I feel
like it's I feel like it's good RP right now and you know what I think the cops
deserve to get a little loot boxed and harassed I do I do think I do think that
the cops deserve a little bit of punishment right now, you know what I mean, because I
think that shit's fun, man. I think like when something like this happens with the Corey,
you know what I mean? And there's like a big like criminal pushback. I think it's fun.
I like it. You know what I mean? You think Polito should just figure it out on their
own without prior? Well, no, I mean, I'm going to play more prior, but here's the
thing, you know, I don't, this whole like narrative of like, Oh, Penta should
be doing this or this like whole, uh, oh, uh, this is dead.
Chris Penton isn't doing anything.
I just, I feel like it's toxic, man.
Like at this point, I've put in, I've put everyone in a position to where I don't, I
don't feel like I should have to be available.
Right.
Uh, I've got, and you know, people can, people can do shit if they want to, you
know what I mean?
Right?
It's not a big deal.
And also, you know, I can't fix everything, man.
At some point, people need to learn how to swim, you know, everything's
teed up. Yeah. Waffle House, for example. So, uh, Saul is doing a great job. Saul is
doing a great job. Fix your diet. I can't do that. I can't do that. The PRP server.
Oh, yeah, this one purple
PRP is not shutting down guys
This was less than a year can you believe that?
Wow, what are you sometimes I'll feel like life is just flying by and then I'm reminded this was only what?
This is what?
Just a quick math eight months ago
Wow. Wow, nine months. Ten. Okay, two plus, oh yeah, ten months ago. Wow. It hasn't even
been a year. This feels like a lifetime ago. This felt like it was so long ago. You've
killed 30 servers of 10 months. I didn't even need to do anything to kill
purple that's this one this was always go
this was never gonna work man not not with the people involved there's no way
they were just all fucking psychos you know I actually tried to fix this I
I tried hard to save it
No
Didn't work man did not work
Killed it while on vacation. Yep
Great server. Oh gee. I love how easy it is to get into every mechanic. Thank you. Nice to say
We're just saying
There was only five announcements
Here's 1.0
Dude purple really purple really sped run this was a speed run, huh?
Jesus Christ man, how did that happen?
What a fucking speed run
Dev streams dev streams
Where's the announcement that it was opening?
We're launching.
Launching on May 5th.
Jesus man.
Well that's when they announced it.
to say when did it launch holy shit dude
May 17th dead in April so it was almost a year it's crazy crazy shit man crazy
shit anyways chase RP change logs
Why am I still on these discords?
Great question.
Um, it's so if anyone wants to contact me that was a part of those communities, they still have a way to do that.
That's why I say in these discords.
Yep.
That's why I do that.
So they're still there.
So there's still a way to do that.
Change logs quarry bunch of fixes. There's a pickaxe now with the mega mall
Projectors look at this what a dev team
What a dev team am I still in the no pixel discord? No, I think I got booted
Yeah projector and BCSO MRPD and the courtroom for images and videos
They can be added to a little mason PD other places, please request them, okay
Look at this. This is a huge, huge update, huge update.
Governor can now designate a percentage of fines and a percentage of tax to each government department.
The amount will accumulate and auto transfer once per restart. Wow.
Goon says he's not doing it. That's his prerogative.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay well, well, but he's just not gonna do it, okay now. That's classic government
anty-arp to have it be automatic hey man. You don't have to do it, but the option is there
I'm not gonna make anyone do anything if you don't want to do it. I don't give a shit
But the options there w options yeah, you don't have to do whatever the fucking one, I don't give a shit
Shake your ass for a percentage.
One hour of ass shaking equals one percentage.
PDM can now properly track all loans more easily.
Improved PDM repos and fixed rental return alt options.
By the way, can we just take a look at the patch notes?
This guys, it has been a mud.
Dear fucking Lord, this dev team.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I've never seen anything like this on any RP server.
Ever.
I've never seen a dev team pump so fucking hard.
Is anyone talking about this?
I feel like no one- am I going crazy?
Is anyone talking about this?
This is crazy.
Why they pumping so hard?
They love it, dude.
The dev team, they're fucking RP junkies, too.
just love it. They just fucking love it.
It's great.
Are we releasing the ERP menu for Valentine's Day? I think that
we should release some sexual positions available only the
weekend of Valentine's Day. I think that we should. And I
think that we should say the hotel is now an ERP zone. I
think that we should. Yeah. Um, yeah, so governor could do that
now. Let's see. Guys, big one. PDM vehicle orders take time to
deliver instead of being instant now. Sorry, Todd and the
gang. Okay. That's now going to take time. You have to actually
stock up your inventory. As we planned it. We love it. W W
I've had to then. Todd likes it. Okay, good. Good. We also, you know, what we need to do
is that we have it and I don't know, maybe this already went in, but it was set up to
where when you guys set the minimum price that the customers could see that, that needs
to be hidden. Yeah, they're not supposed to be able to see the sticker prices. So
We haven't set up, but uh, if that's, if that's how it is, then we'll, we'll figure it out other PDM fixes ability added ability to transfer vehicles to players and organizations via the DMV fixed government paychecks.
They were rolling.
They were rolling all the mouths forward.
Okay.
Tampa with tracker dispatch call now more specific added police scooter.
Whoops.
Uh, big fix for server hitching.
Hopefully that's fixed.
That'd be great.
That's been a big one.
Fine lookup option at DMV. Fixed health and armor resetting when going to character creation.
Oh, I abuse that sometimes.
Removed hexer, CHS armored forwarder from PDM and boost options, rip motorcycles. I hate them.
Fixed for fishing. Fixed for fishing on inputting. Fixed for pets dying in character creation.
Yep blackjack casino fixes added photo box for Polaroid picture items
PD can now lock and unlock the 95 hospital room in Los Santos medical huge
Buffed city buffed city works pothole payouts. This is a big one
This is a big one. I think that I think that we should maybe have the governor also control this though
Probably right
Seems like something governor should control
Uh, no longer tax fine payments. No, no longer tax fine payments. I don't know what that means.
Uh, casing bullets, get cleaned up, Polito vehicle list, adjusted political Polito vehicle list some more.
Uh, vehicle repair, ammo prices are down.
Jeep ammo!
Let's go.
Polito tractor is less annoying.
Bunch of MDT.
Bunch of MDT shit.
Oh yeah, set up for the Polito saloon.
That's good. Docket availability scheduled now in time zone lock. It was UTC. I did not know that. That's good to know.
You can now copy text directly from the penal code. Incredible.
You can now see directly on lawyers card in a report how much they've been paid. That's nice.
Warrants now auto expire. That's nice unpaid finds are now trackable very nice
Top 20 fines. Yep. We know that
Okay, bunch of shit
Tags are no longer publicly removable by everyone
Okay
Whoops, I'm not crazy turns it off
Fix bug where expired license couldn't be reissued
Fix bugs where paid fines weren't properly trackable added the ability to define
And change pay per rank
Now Silas and chalk can do their not paying cadets plan
Yeah, it's gonna be good. Yep, soups of thrive actually couldn't do that before. Well, I feel
like it's I don't know. I think it was a skill issue with the LSPD budget. It sounds like
that they've just been keeping people in meeting for meetings for four hours, right? And then
they just take out a paycheck. You know what I mean? Here's some quarry stuff. Pickaxe is
now show on your back. Diamond tip pickaxe that mines faster. I don't know how you get
this. I feel like that this should be kind of difficult to get. I don't know if you
can just buy this or not. There's an optional reaction mini game while mining for those
who like gamified stuff that improves your speed. Okay, I didn't know that. New gems.
the minigame is the one where you click what is it new gems and treasure
options okay I don't even know what that is guys look at this this is huge it's a
small QTE I'm gonna have to find out alright I'll go mine I'll find out guys
this is huge ankle monitor for Los Santos officers can put purchase them
purchase purchase them from the armory and place them on inmates that wish to
work in the quarry during their sentence or have specific bail conditions these
monitors can be labeled with someone's name and provide a blip on the map while
worn holy dude bail RP with the trap oh my god new item to get loot boxed well
Oh my fucking god if crims get a tracker off a cop
They can put it on people and track them that's hilarious. I love that I
Don't know if it works like that though. Maybe it does it'd be cool if it it'd be cool if it would I
Don't know how has no one done that great idea because guys I am not exaggerating okay people think
You know leading up to chase RP that I was just full of shit
But this collection, this dev team is the best 5M devs that are available.
There's no one better.
I've done it.
Okay?
I've collected the best devs.
Right?
You know what I mean?
One guy's right.
Most server owners are pussies and they just want to do what's safe.
They're afraid to rock the boat.
We don't give a shit.
We want to do new shit.
We want people to be like, that's fucking weird.
I don't know about that.
You know what I mean?
That's what we want.
So not only are they talented, the devs, they're also not pussy boys, which is good.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm telling you, look at this changeable.
This has just been a month.
It's only been a month.
They are, they're good, man.
These are the best devs that you can get.
Chase roleplay has the best devs, period.
That's on God.
And it's great, you know, it's fantastic on God.
Real and true, you know, and that's on hood, you know, suggestions, I chat in here a bit.
This guy wants the added, this guy wants the added time removed for, you know, I feel
Like what do we do with people that aren't gonna pay their fines is just always gonna be a conversation. I don't know
This guy wants the added time removed
Like the 10 extra month per what $5,000 I mean, I just I don't know man. I feel like that
What's the incentive at that point right?
It's still fresh. Yeah, we can adjust it. I
Don't know
Would there be any reason I'm not able to see this suggestion channel? Probably
because you're not whitelisted. I would imagine. You know what I mean? Pay your
fines? Yeah criminal stuff. I mean I said it here but criminal, criminal shit pays
out a lot man. Like a like a shit ton. You know?
Yeah. Maybe just adjust the rates. Harry's not complaining. He gets five plus hours every
time. We have something really great coming up for Harry that I think he's going to like
a lot. And I don't want to spoil it too much, but I will tease you. We have a disease system
that we're going to be working on and I need to reach out to them.
And we have a way to like spread it and I think that Harry,
I think it would only make sense for dirty Harry to be patient zero.
So I think, I think, I think that would only make sense here.
And like I said, I'm not, I'm not going to, I'm not,
I'll tease you a little bit.
But we really want to continue this, this theme of just crackhead mechanics and crackhead
RP.
And I think it's good.
Yeah.
And I think that it really only makes sense for Harry to be patient zero.
did I think maybe I could be lying am I lying oh can we bump Polito slots up to
50 can anyone do that can that just be done on the fly one guy do you know how
that work I I have no idea how that works yes let's kick it up let's bump
it up if the hitching is resolved I should ask the devs first let me ask
them. I guess before I do anything crazy. Did the hitching get fixed? How's that looking?
Question book.
Head to stop. TJ is going to pull the trigger. Guys, it's TJ's birthday on Saturday.
Oh.
We also have a RP event this weekend.
I believe we're gonna be doing it.
We have an RP event this weekend.
Level 6.
Level 6 boss.
Uh, no, I think they're in, I don't know, let me check.
Um.
Are these done?
I think they are done.
Are these done?
Oh, they're done.
Oh, but they're fucked up.
Oh, it's probably because I'm no clumping.
Oh, they're done.
Oh, but they're fucked up.
Oh, it's probably because I'm no clumping.
probably because I'm no clipping
it is because I'm no clipping
where are they fucked up?
they're fucked up
Darwa's
they're fucked up on one side
We're going to do some, so only half of them will have them work,
but so you're going to be able to rent this space, these storage
containers, right? And you'll, you'll be able to do a variety
of things in here. You know, the cars persist so people can
park cars in here if they want to, you know, whatever it
Maybe this isn't live yet, because to roll this out,
we're going to fill.
And I'm going to announce this in-game and also on Discord.
But we are going to do storage war RP.
So we're going to fill this up with a bunch of shit
to kick this whole thing off.
Yeah.
So we're going to do that.
How I lived in a storage unit, GTARP for 30 days undetected?
I mean, yeah, you can do a lot here.
I don't, so maybe this is a bit of a teaser
of how things are gonna work in the future,
but there are electrical outlets in here.
Stay tuned for that when we, you know,
improve and build on some systems.
But yeah, you could live in here.
Just so you know, you can do a lot of shit.
You could do a lot of shit, whatever you may want to do.
Really, the choice is yours.
We're just gonna have some storage containers.
First housing?
You know, actually, now that I'm thinking about it,
continuing with this theme of crackhead RP,
it does make sense that the first housing option
is storage containers.
I'm loving that.
That's great.
Electrician RP. Yeah, maybe.
Oops.
Uh-oh, hold on a second.
Oops.
Don't worry about that.
Don't worry about all that.
Let me just dump this shit under the map real quick.
I don't worry about what all that...
What did I do?
I don't know.
I don't fucking know.
I guess I'm just going to double the shots.
Under the map.
I don't worry about all that.
I'm not worried about that, man.
What is that?
Fuck off! Suck my ass!
Don't worry about what all that is.
Uh, there's a lot of shit coming.
And you know what? And it don't stop coming.
can you also I think did this get put in oh my god you okay I'm excited we're
also we're we're keeping um we're gonna do a new charge for escaping the quarry I
think it should be like a mini hot is what Leo and I were pretty in or an
interlinked on that when I brought it up he was already thinking the same thing
But I think escaping the quarry. We're just gonna have it be like a
Year in a $25,000 fine, you know what I mean?
And it won't it's not gonna be like a trial or anything
It's gonna be a charge because I don't want to like I
Don't want to few reasons. I don't want it to feel like it's the craziest thing to escape it
I don't want it to feel like it's as intense as a jailbreak is gonna be
And I also don't want to bottleneck the DOJ with a bunch of people leaving the quarry
is this the white devil all yeah I mean I just like I said I just don't want it
to to feel as crazy kill your player base I'm not really worried about that like
I'm not I'm not designing mechanics around like what's sustainable for the
population I'm more building mechanics around like if I was a player what I
think this is cool to interact with what I like this that's it that that's
the only thing I think about because I am I am a role-player you know what
I mean, so I'm not, the server isn't built around like sustainability for the queue or,
you know, I feel like a lot of servers are.
It's really just, yeah, is this fun?
Is this fun?
What does this do for RP?
That's it.
It's really just as simple as that, you know?
Are mines just for crims or is it available for civilians?
No, it just, it only makes money for the state, right?
Um, unless, maybe there is a way for it to make money for you too.
I don't know.
Maybe we'll.
It's kind of illegal to go mining with no compromises.
It is a this is state property. So this says state quarry so this is state property. It is illegal
I'm gonna have a blast in the server role plays top notch
It's refreshing
The people really are P with the MS. Thank you. You know what I?
Don't I don't want to take all the credit
But I will you're welcome in
I've really done this for you.
I mean, I truly believe that I am modern-day Jesus Christ of role-play.
I mean, what a selfless and humble guy I am. You know what I mean?
Just such a good guy.
I actually am Jesus Christ.
I'm taking out a second mortgage for this, you know?
Thank you. Yes.
So how does this work?
Hello, and welcome to the quarry.
Do you have unpaid fines you're trying to pay off?
No.
Okay.
What, you trying to hit rocks?
Yeah.
That's fair.
I like it.
that's fair I like getting the walks yeah it's always a good idea sorry I hate
the rock left click smash right click to leave
Fuck yeah.
No diamond.
Mini game?
I'm looking for it.
I don't see it.
Low rolls, oh I'm low rolling.
Okay.
Insane.
Wait, I want to do this.
Add pickaxe sound Ting Ting
Ting Ting Ting Ting Ting Ting
M found a sound you know we should do we should uh I just got an idea I just got such a good
idea for this. I'm gonna put in the dev, the dev cord, and write this down. I mean, here's
Who even needs GTA 6 at this point, right?
We fucking got this, man. We got ChaseRB. Who needs GTA 6?
Not me?
I'll pick it up, grab rock, it's good to do your own mechanics, you know what I mean?
can I just uh can I just drop this do not fuck with the server mechanics I can
do whatever I want do not oh do not fuck the server mechanics I can fuck
whatever I want. You know what? Bend over, buddy.
You know what? Bend over.
Are you a fine fellow?
Yeah.
What's your what's your name?
Shin Lee. What's your state ID?
What's your name?
Shin Lee.
I don't know that.
Not who that state ID comes up to.
Okay.
I need to be right back.
You have your last things on you?
Can we give you this tip?
I don't know.
Give your last things on you
Look at a diamond pickaxe
Diamond pickbacks.
What?
What's up?
We should have an Ender Dragon spawn here, randomly.
playing. Hey, that'd be badass.
got um did you guys see the minecraft uh civil rights movement that's going on right
something man I had to check five times to make sure that was the minecraft
account what yeah you can march with Martin Luther King Jr. and minecraft
And Rosa Parks I saw that they put her on a bus in that and I was like come on man
I don't know that just didn't sit right with me
Oh
It's for teaching kids
It's not the best way though, when do you think I mean I don't have kids maybe it is
the best way maybe we'll just sit little fucking Jimmy in front of a tablet and say here you
go buddy March with Martin Luther King did you learn something thank you there you go bud
is a teacher yes because kids can't pay attention anymore really you think we should learn all
the historical uh dude I can't wait for the trail of tears minecraft up all right
Alright, that was gonna be awesome.
Heh heh heh.
Heh.
Okay.
Ba da ba da ba.
I feel like that uh, I don't know man.
I don't know, I mean I didn't really
wear shit growing up so who fuckin knows.
Maybe this is better. Anyways, that's what we got going on here on the server.
That's what we got going on on Chase RP. I think it's Randy Wrangler time.
The alternative is our government is making it its curriculum to teach our kids MLK was
a domestic terrorist.
That's not what I learned.
Curriculum.
Yeah, I didn't learn it like that.
I had a I had one of those hippie English teachers though when I was in fourth grade and he straight up told us
He was like yeah the CIA
assassinated Martin Luther King junior
Yeah, we got we got we got taught them the fucking
FBI FBI whoever was
one of them
And he was right and they did
Yeah, I don't know what it was though, we had like a dude man and then I don't know maybe
this is just like Michigan education but like our our in middle school our American history
teacher was like intense and we got shown like the straight up real pictures of like
Emmett Till and you know that really resonated with me, man
I'm gonna be honest that shit was brutal to watch but it that that really stuck that really stuck with me, man
Yours to you. Yeah, I know I
know
Good teacher to be honest
Well, that was a part of it
Emmett Till's mom
Demanded that his casket
it. Did it be an open casket because you know that this is the whole point is that she wanted
everyone to see. So I guess that's sort of you know doing it justice. But that was crazy.
Yeah man.
And for 2-6-6 it is 3-1-1 for a solo fire trip in Clinton.
In the south they don't even learn about Emmett Till.
What am I just wondering?
That's crazy man.
I'm from Texas, you didn't learn about Emmett Tilts while you moved to Chicago.
Really? Yeah, we learned about that in middle school.
Yeah, we do.
Really? Yes, we do.
I'm Wrangler and you've been wrangled, pal, bro.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Echo, 40-foot Charlie, this is one code for the...
what's Emma Hill it was a pretty big deal big civil rights stuff because of it
whole fucking thing happened not great situation big boy hungry big boy hungry
for RP what are you guys talking about we learned that shit I don't understand
Why why didn't I learn any math in school?
You know I
Sort of got though people say like yeah, I didn't learn about this in school, but you know they like slept through half of their classes
Yeah, they didn't I didn't learn any math in school they didn't teach
Where they just didn't pay attention, yeah.
I can't trust the, we didn't learn that shit.
Uh, motherfucker dumbasses were smoking pot in middle school.
That's so fair dude.
I feel like that's very fair.
How you doing, sir?
Hey, how we doing?
I'm doing good, thank you.
Hey, can I, can I ask my check?
Uh, it's like 33k.
Oh, yeah, I haven't taken I haven't casted for like over a week
Yeah, yeah, you're good. Go ahead. All right. Appreciate you. Hey, also, uh, you know
Just want to say I really appreciate having you around man
Thank you so much. Thank you. Yeah everything. So how's it going?
That's going good. You know a lot of people have been asking me questions about their evil
They're all nervous about it. Really? Yeah, I got to see if an end
So we're gonna have a oh I hold on let me grab a hot dog real quick and I'm gonna talk to you
How you doing sir?
What?
It better not be a bullet in my eye. Oh my god
Oh
Thank you, that's actually very helpful
Hey Sal up there at the uh
Is he up there?
He wasn't earlier, I just walked back out.
Oh my god, stupid gas pump!
What the fuck?
Yeah, I gotta talk to him.
Alright, yeah, I'm gonna go that way, I gotta talk to him.
He didn't talk to him about what you said about us.
I didn't say that about you guys, I said that about him.
Because he's a bastard.
Yeah, I mean, he said that about him, he said that about us.
What the- no no!
Jesus!
What the fuck happened?
What the fuck? What the fuck? What is this?
Jesus Christ! What the fuck? What's happening?
Oh my god!
Okay, we'll shut down the quarry! We'll shut it down! We'll shut it down!
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! Jesus, man!
Hacker? No, these gas pumps are notorious for doing this shit.
Yeah, I'm gonna crash as the fucking server.
Yeah, those gas pumps are notorious for that.
I don't know what it is.
I- cause I think that they just respawn.
Yeah, they insta-respawn.
Oh, we did it.
Okay.
oh we did it okay guys let me not sit in the discord
And more posy notes.
Play-Doh has been increased to 50 slots.
W devs.
server looks good by the way I think you just crashed it well it's no it's those
fucking gas pumps man they do that shit on every sir they like respawn I don't
know. Also, by the way, that day that Sear was going to play, we thought it, we thought
it was the server being DDoS. It actually wasn't. And it was just the, it, like I said, it was
a, I think I already talked about this, but well, we were being DDoS, but it was
by our own provider. They didn't realize we were going to use so much data so that
they throttled us but we got that all sorted yeah yeah that all sorted they
were like oh we don't like this turns out unlimited doesn't mean unlimited does
this sound like the actions of a man that had all he could eat
a
great revised
I'm going to try this. Get away from the area. Run!
Okay, yeah, that's dead. Why does this guy have his truck open?
Get me away from there man, get me away
Give me the hospital get me out of here please put him in my car
Thank you
We're going you guys can roll further
I'm trying to get you to the other hospital because I figured if you stay at this hospital the fumes are still gonna get you
No, no fucking army's fine. I'm okay. I'm nice. Okay. If you think army's fine. I'm fine
I think the gas like stopped
I was gonna ask you how you're doing and then I realized oh good. Yeah, not good
Not good
I've been calling there, picking up.
There's no need for medical help?
Let me get you inside.
Who's that, man?
What's it, what's it? Tell me kind of...
What's this?
Okay, I'm not a doctor, but there might be one around.
I am a doctor.
Wow.
Ah, it's okay. It's okay. You're going to survive. I will save your life. Thank you
What happened to you sir, I was I don't know man. I was just standing next to a gas pump and all of a sudden everything went black
Don't you worry, I'm gonna take a look
Oh
It's okay, I'm gonna set you up on an IV get you some burn cream and you're gonna survive. All right, we need you out there
I guess I can pull the plug if you want if you want
These these folks were from the the terrorist attack over the gas station
Maybe we should close the quarry
We have to give Polito you think that's oil reserves gas station was in retaliation event
we have to somehow make it to where Polito has an oil resource could be it could be now
we're talking don't you worry gas is useless cars everything's going to be fine the
The quarry will stay open, criminals will die, and everything will be okay, okay?
Alright?
Stay with me, I'm not cutting your cord or nothing.
Please do.
Michael, help that man!
Hey, fuck off, man.
I'm helping him.
I deserve to live.
I'm done.
Yes, I-
He's right.
You know what's something he is right.
Don't say that, officer. Don't you say that. Otherwise, I'll set you up for a fair concession.
Yeah, I'm gonna try and eat that. She allows it all, but she won't get over it.
Jory was an accident.
That's just the thing.
Thank you.
They said she'd run it over.
Thank you so much.
All right. How are you feeling, officer?
I see it.
ahhhhhhhhhhh
he might be inspired by making
pig
that guy's an asshole, fuck this
I'm getting the hell out of here, I don't have to put up with this
everybody should be okay to stand up
ahhhhhhhhhhh
thank you for your service, officer
thank you
bye
are you alright, sir?
Sal, what's going on man?
Oh no actually sir um I got a question for you. Do you hate me or something sir?
What are you talking about? Have I done something to offend you greatly? Yeah you
did. You called me a slave owner. Well I mean you had a man calling a master so I
felt like I was a little appropriate. I don't know who that guy is. And then
coincidence or not two days later a quarry opens up and you're throwing
people in. Those aren't slaves those people owe us money.
Anyway sir, that's besides the point. You know you said I'll pay you for you know serving us food
Yeah, come on. Let's take a walk. Take a look at Charlie. Plus one, ten, four, it's gross, can't we?
You know, I came down to the department and I was like, hey, the sheriff said he'd pay me and then he'd be like, who are you?
He said nothing like that to me. He told me to get out.
That's okay, we'll just do it. How much should I say I'd pay you?
You said double. Yeah, how many combos have you got?
That'd be $2,400. That's it?
Yeah. Okay, keep the combos flowing down there. Okay, yeah, I only stop because we haven't been paid for three days.
I'll tell you what, I'm going to give you $5,000 to cover the future combos too.
No, that's fair enough, sir. Also,
My lawyer wanted to talk to you about settling out of court.
We'll call him.
Call him down here.
We'll have a conversation.
All right, fair enough.
He's a Mr. Carter Seasons.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, he said I shouldn't talk to you without him there about the signer because he said
I fold too much and I got to grow up a backbone.
You could do big rigged trucks through.
Hey, we already have a whole trucking system planned?
Guess what?
It's rolling heist time.
At this point, listen, I'm a big petty bitch.
It is my goal to have a rolling heist in this server.
So I could give the big middle finger to Onyx.
I am a giant petty bitch, okay?
And I wanna do a rolling heist so fucking bad.
I'll make a whole trailer out of it
You okay, I got hiccups
All right, here you go 5,000 buckaroos buddy boy, all right, thank you, sir, you know what I just feel like this
I asked who's who I need to talk to to change everything the new governor's gonna come in and he's gonna stop all this what new governor
Well, you know, someone else is unforgotten.
Listen, you are a crack smoking AIDS ridden hooker, riddled hooker.
If you think that Bones isn't going to win re-election, you're a crack smoker, riddled
with AIDS.
Everyone's really upset at him.
About what?
He was at the Mines, he was on document and he was playing golf with the prisoner's
heads and laughing about it.
Oh, that was AI.
I was an AI sir.
That was AI.
You guys were born in waterboarding people down there at the quarry as well.
What are you talking about?
No one got waterboarded at our work, Corey.
No, we got it on the, um, uh, Miss Sinman, who, who, who got picked up off the street.
We're laughing at her and waterboarding at her at the quarry.
Well, I don't understand it.
How come, I tell you, you know what, you know what's so fucked up about this
world is they'll be videos of police officers being killed and spit on and all this stuff
and there's no outrage for that. Okay. But the second someone gets a little water boarded
at a work quarry, all of a sudden it's horrible. Oh really? You think that torture and people
working in the middle of a desert, mind and all day is okay. Let me ask you a question.
What if that person was overheating and they were trying to cool them down?
Didn't what do you feel terrible?
Well a lot of mornings a bit of a stress wouldn't breathe at least.
What do you feel horrible if that person was overheating and they were trying to save their
life?
I don't think.
So you're right until you have a war crimes.
There's no what war?
How can it be a war crime if there's no war?
Yeah it's just for a cruel and unusual punishment I don't think.
Yeah, this is actually a legal defense.
There's no war!
What's happening?
There's a war happening, sir?
It's not against the Geneva Convention
if we haven't declared war on another nation.
You have to be inside our lines. There's always a war.
No, there's not.
Where's this video?
Where can I watch this video?
Of these alleged waterboarding.
It's on my trendy. I just got a statement from her
She's telling her
Sal Salma Ruber just that's how that's how it's probably
Yeah, that's her what you video on the look of the last one that's missing the moon she's a
Really a cat got waterboarded at my and my quarry really
What happened she just she just thought she just likes wearing cat mask. That's not an actual cat
All right, let's go into the office we'll talk to your fucking morons fucking repeat episode
Oh man
I've been having a walk everywhere ever since my car got stolen really your car got stolen
It's the eighth time now. You know what I gotta do if my car gets stolen?
What?
I gotta call them through the whole city looking for it for hours.
Well, uh, why does your car keep getting stolen, so?
Oh, I don't know, sir. People just steal my car and don't tell me nothing.
And it's just out there now somewhere.
Why don't you just lock it?
Park it in front of-
Oh, it's locked, sir. They-
Yeah, I lock it and park it around in front of a plan B and they break into my car and steal it.
Well, uh, you know I would have some empathy for you if you weren't a pain in my balls oh
The doctor all get to your balls to sir. Oh you fucking you say all this shit. Oh
BCSO owned slaves. Oh my god. They're waterboarding people. You don't even you do you you you are the you're the ringmaster of propaganda right now
You know that well, I can separate personal and professional matters, sir. It's it is part. What do you mean professional?
I don't professionally have slaves or personally have them personally you have slaves, but professionally my car got stolen
Okay, well professionally the rope here. Yeah, I got that that's a practice in lasso tricks. Oh
9-1-1
Hi, I was wondering if I could get somebody up to the leader border so I can do a good postal
Yeah, yeah, I'll send someone that way. All right. Thank you. I'm on the
All right, my lawyer said that
He's a
He's gonna sue you for slander in that and then I said don't take it to court. We should just settle out of court
We'll get a little bump in or freeway. Let me try to call them again
Correct you should we've seen another heading stop on Sonora freeway
I actually can't believe how good this is why later though
But hypothetically if we were selling out of court, what do you think would be a fair amount sir?
Well, I can't use slander move. I didn't slander you
you. Sir, you said I was throwing up. I'm going to be honest, buddy. If you if you go
after me, I'm going after you pal. You sue me civilly. I sue you civilly and that's that
is what I'm trying to avoid. I'm trying not to sue you civilly. I'm trying to sell out
if you take down your videos, I'll take down mine. How about that? I never I never
mention your name in any of my videos, sir. Well, I'm mentioning yours. Yeah, that's
the problem sir you can't do that I gotta I gotta I gotta shit I got enough shit
in my ass to worry about you know that I got this whole fucking department they're
terrible by the way and then you know the only semblance of peace that I've
had for the past month has been a little slice of paradise that I call a booth
and plan B and you know what you did you sliced off a part of my booth and
and you rammed it at my ass, Sal.
And now I can't even fucking go to my happy place
because the manager of it calls me a slave owner.
I got fucking nothing.
You took the only thing that gave me just a drop,
just like a hamster getting water out of its bottle.
That was me trying to quench myself with happiness.
Just a little bit.
You've taken that away from me.
You, Sal, you.
You think? Okay, sir.
That's what buddy, you just, no, no, no, you just made the note.
What?
You're in the fucking note now.
The note?
You just made the fucking note.
You gotta list the people to kill too, sir?
You've pissed me off.
Oh, God, Donny's got a note and he's got money in it.
Well, I don't know. Donny might not be the worst guy on earth.
What? How could you say that?
Well, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You little fucking dickhead
He was sexually harassing you
No, he was sexually harassing female officers here. That's why he's got fervor on his thing. You think I'm worse than him?
Yes
Oh really? You think I'm worse than Donny Pastrami, the psychopath who's been trying to kill me and a bunch of other people since I've known him really?
Yep, I do and you've pushed me to that and you know I love I loved to play and be with all my art
It's it's in but now you know you've ruined that for me and now I have fucking nothing
You know that you know what I have fucking nothing. I got nothing
I'm almost 51 years old. You know I got the fucking show for it. Nothing look at that picture out there
You see these things is making me want to apologize sir you should apologize
Okay, I'm sorry. For what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you know I got nothing now
Do you know what it's like to be a 51 year old man with nothing to show for it?
So listen to me I hate my life. I if I could be anybody else I would do it in a heartbeat
You know sometimes I watch videos of the Red Cross dropping off
fucking care packages and third world countries is starving children and
they're so happy and they're smiling and I envy those starving children because
at least at some point in their life they're gonna experience happiness you're
not happy no I'm not happy sir you're the sheriff of a nice department full full
of really great officers what's what's getting sold down really great
officers yeah every time honestly every time deputies are showing up to help me
they're taking my reports that are being so nice and you know what actually
someone's gonna complain about feeling like they're treated dirt here and you
know maybe they just need a little bit of positive reinforcement sir when do I
get positive when do I get something positive in my fucking life huh what
is it Randy Wrangler's time for something positive you get what you
received sir you say something else to them they'll start working harder and
being more nicer to you no you don't even know you don't know the half of a
you little fucking dick yeah that's right piece of shit fuck you know what I
did about you know what I built this place out of nothing with my own hands
these people had no home before me I built this place I give this whole
long speech in front of fucking 60 people wow I don't want to I don't want
to run for reelection you know how many people beg me to stay um to like
a lot of they just stood there and they were like yeah that's probably for the
best you're not running for reelection I wanted to but no one wants me to so fuck
them I don't need to stay as a sheriff sir I think you're well your opinion doesn't
matter because you think I'm a slave driver I can't pause listen sir put
yourself in my shoes I saw a man calling you master and he didn't look
alright he looked like he was horribly abused he could barely stand straight
what am I supposed to think that's what do you know you know there's some
fucking woman running around claiming to be my daughter this old for this world
is nuts there's crazy people in the world
talking about lucky yeah I'm talking about lucky all right you know what fair
poor I didn't really see the resemblance outside the hair color I don't know
who the hell that is well you never know you you might have just been
or something I'm thinking about giving you a pop in the fucking mouth I'm
thinking about giving you a pop and I'm normally not like this okay but I'm but
you're pushing me over the damage okay you know what that's my loss I'd like
to pause okay sorry it's okay maybe you should go maybe we should maybe you
should leave okay if you want me to leave I can leave sir I don't want to
push your buttons maybe maybe maybe you should just go I don't know all right
okay sir well all right sir I don't feel like we got anything accomplished
today but yeah we do look come here yeah I tell you what how about this
just stop fucking with me will you I can I just at least have my booth okay
but to shade stop telling people that I do horrible things to the wall I don't
I don't know how to do that, man.
I've been telling everyone, I don't know how to do that.
I'm going to be honest, I just got home schooled
and then I was just doing work and man.
And I've never had a girlfriend.
I don't know how to do what.
I don't know how to.
You just jacked your dick off, man.
What's, how does that work?
Jack off your penis.
Let the Lord be kind of meat.
Wouldn't the Lord not like that?
What are you talking about?
Lord, wouldn't like that, you know?
You think there's a God?
There's no God.
If there was a God, then why would I suffer?
If there's a God, why do I suffer, Sal?
Why?
It's part of the test, sir.
What test?
This is cruel.
Hey, listen, if your God believes in testing me like this,
then I don't want to believe in him.
That's horrifying to think about.
Well, God put us on this earth
to see if we can reflect on others.
And you know if you be nice to others you get niceness and good things happen to you.
70 years if you're lucky of suffering just as a test I refuse to believe in that God.
Um...
Oh uh...
I mean...
That's fucking sick.
I'm pretty sure I believe in God. I mean my mom believes in God so I do too right?
Why don't you just go home and jack off your penis?
I don't want to do that. God's watching always.
He's not going to lock it if I'm doing that.
He'll probably spot me down as soon as I start.
What's up for you to decide?
I mean, you know, that's just how you do it.
Listen, I tell you what.
Here's what you're going to want to do, OK?
If you're really interested in how
to make a semen come out of your boner, go home.
And you're going to want to Google JOI.
Enjoy?
No, no.
j o i okay and then join with an eye and then just and then just listen to what what they're telling you to do
all right okay i can do that sir okay there's you know the internet has all sorts of uh helpful resources
that's one of them okay all right take your dick jack it off um it's it going to be restricted
my mom put a pair jack in your dick up and so i haven't been able to get some re-honor stick that
that's strong. Alright, I gotta go. Hey, it's a killer. Hey, it's a killer. It's a killer.
It's a killer. Let's come into my office. I'm in a good mood today. Are you sure? What
am I? What am I? What are you sure that you are in a good mood currently? Alright,
I don't know what it is, but that just sent me over the edge.
I don't know what it is, I wasn't in a good mood, but for some reason that just instantly
tipped the scales.
I don't know why.
Ah!
Sorry, sir.
We'll be angry.
I'm gonna be in my office for a little bit if anyone needs anything doing final vows
Also, I'm gonna need people here. Let's go at the top of the hour. We're gonna do a quarry roundup on the south side
He stole a segue
Oh, I see. Okay. All right. Well, yeah, well, I'm gonna need probably like 10 deputies here
We're gonna do a south side quarry roundup
the uh the form street buckets are actively hunting us down
oh no no no they're not hunting us we're hunting them
careful
what's going on killer
well you're the one that called me into your office initially
yeah what's going on
I'm doing great thank you
like existing being the bay you know
being the bay
How do you feel about this whole quarry situation?
I am afflicted with ADHD, but my god supervising the quarry make me go crazy.
Ever, um, you know what I'm thinking, you ever, uh, there's a book called Lonesome Dove and I just started reading it and I'm, I'm a few chapters in it, I'm just thinking to myself, why doesn't this guy just give up?
That's what I would do.
Just quit. Just fucking give up, you know.
You're a Randy freaking Wrangler. You don't give up. That's not in your language. You are born a cop. You will die a cop. You keep saying that. It's in your blood, sir. Unfortunately.
You know what, you're right. I heard you passed your final, Val.
That's correct.
Well, unfortunately, I'm going to have to remove Tess's ability to test people, I think,
and we're going to have to redo yours, because that can't be correct.
I refuse to believe that that's correct, so we're going to go ahead and redo it.
You're going to do it with me?
Yeah, we're going to do it today.
I just can't accept that.
Oh.
I'm going to die.
What do you mean you're going to die?
Well, the final evil always make me very stressful, so.
Okay, well, you've been a cop for...
Lars, how we doing? He's on the phone.
Hey, you get my text?
No, I haven't even gotten to checking anything yet. I'm just sitting in here.
All right.
You know, with that white devil call, it got the Supreme Court thinking.
Okay.
for, you know, escaping the quarry and we don't want boring shit.
So we decided that instead of a hot sentence yet to be determined
to make paperwork easy for you and easy for us,
we decided on a predetermined sentence and made a specific charge
for for escaping the court. That's that's bullshit.
All right, I know. I know.
But, but, you know, there's going to be a lot of people escaping this quarry.
I can't wait my time on bullshit.
Yeah, that's bullshit. Okay. All right. That sounds good. It's just awful. Yes
So it'll be a year and a $25,000 fine for these quarry laborers. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's pretty bad
All right, you have a good one wrangler. All right. Thanks for telling me that see you later
Hey, do you know any musicians to kill them?
musicians in the States.
Yeah, I think we should, I'd like to do a presentation and probably on Saturday I think
we should do a good musician in here to sing, hey soul sister to all the deputies just as
a reminder that it's African American Appreciation Month and we should appreciate our brothers
insistence and I think that's important so I agree with a bad idea but my
apology I don't know maybe I'll sing it yeah maybe I'll do it you think you can
sing it yeah I think I could do it maybe I'll maybe I'll get the guitar out
and I like to do it maybe. The fan club has been eager for a new album. Yeah we could name it uh
Randy Wrangler. To to going inside your home and possibly you know
you know. Well I've been thinking about doing a tribute album to uh one of my favorite bands
train and I think it'd be called called uh some like Randy Wrangler takes on a train
or Randy Randy Wrangler gets trained I don't know
it's a good idea a good concept
you want to say with country music or do you want to try something new
I always thought that you will be great as a new wave singer you know
do an acoustic cover and it'd be uh a night
run a run a train with Randy Rangler
that's very imaginative I like it imaginative is the word yes you know what
I'm gonna help you on your English I've noticed that it's gotten worse I don't
understand why you think it's gotten worse that's it just I'm gonna I'm
gonna so anytime you need any help with the English language you should come to
me. Ready Wrangler. Okay. All right, I'm gonna help you out.
I believe you, sir. But you know, it's not about being
depressed, sir. All right, you're gonna make it. No, although,
you know, I remember we had this discussion a long time ago
before you went on vacation and made me to share it for two
weeks. You I asked you about what will be next, you know,
if you're tired and you were talking about the tiki bar
opening up a tiki bar
yeah i don't know what i'm gonna do but you know i mean the way i see it is we all end up in the
ground anyways so you know at some point you gotta even you know think about what's even the point
of trying maybe i could retire with you sir i could be your bard no what are you talking about
you need a you need a witness sir somebody that can tell your story after you die i can be that
witness I don't I don't want that just
well just keep my just keep my prized
pictures on the wall here you know I
really wish we could remove the motor
cycle one what that's from the nice
business too no way I'm taking it what
do you mean you're take you're not
allowed to have that that's my property
well if you don't want it then maybe
you can hand it to me they can put it
in the fun club at the quarter you're
talking about fan club you know what I
I saw. I saw. You know, Nancy, I saw her on Trendy, paying out by the mail.
So.
My old manager.
Oh, my, maybe she'll whip you back into shape, sir.
So we need to work on that kind of phrasing because they're, I need you to remove that
kind of stuff from your vocabulary because of the whole allegations.
What kind of stuff?
into shape you know people are saying things about the quarry and I just I don't
want you to accidentally you know phrase something inappropriately this is the
first time I wake up in any a long time what did you guys do that no it's not
you just passed your final why are you lying to me well just I woke up for my
final evil but that's it I am mostly I am pretty much only you really correct
Why? Let's just say I my family back home I took on a part-time job. Oh, that's dumb.
You got a quick. Yeah. I know, but it's family sir. No, that's because here's the thing.
Okay. Now, if you start a part-time job, then you're then you're already failing at two
things you know what I mean you should either yeah you should only do all of
one thing you know what I mean so you either need to be a full-time police
officer or a full-time or whatever the fuck else you're doing
and everyone knows anytime someone picks up a part-time job that's just a
slow you know decline right Jesus so you're gonna want to quit that
hi I guess I just picked my person hello Wrangler hey hey white devil
What's going on, buddy?
Wrangler, listen, okay, I'm not here to be a villain.
I'm here to be a damn Karen, all right?
Oh, good.
God, I hate these freaking guys.
Don't bite, I mean, white Karen devil.
Uh-huh, that's right.
Listen, is it fucking legal for a deputy
to take my damn driver's license and just not return it?
I don't know, dickhead.
Is it legal to murder women in front of me?
No, it's not.
Well, it's my question.
Since when are you concerned about laws and order?
Well listen, I need my driver's license, so I don't get pulled over.
I'm trying not to go back to those damn mines.
You are...
There's a warrant out for you for jailbreak. It's a hunt.
You're gonna get pulled over anyway.
No, wait, wait, why is there a warrant? I'm very fucking way away.
Oh.
Wait, why are you out of prison? Son of a bitch, that's right. That didn't happen.
I'm out of prison.
Why are you out of prison? What happened?
I took the plea deal.
Okay, you fucking you put me in jail, man. You didn't even put a damn docket post up
That's true. I did do that. Yeah, I could I could have been in I could have still been in jail if it wasn't for O'Connor
He got me out
fuck
Forgot about I forgot about the docket
All right, I forgive you
As long as you tell love to give my damn driver's license back. Well, what's the situation? What happened?
It was the shootout we got in the other day
She took my driver's license during it. I guess so that she could try to remember my name and she never gave it back
I see. She she also took thunder's wallet. She stole his whole damn wallet
Okay, yeah, can't be legal. Well, I tell you what why don't you come here to the BCSO and we'll give you back your license
Sounds like a trap hey, how else are we gonna get you your stuff?
Yeah, all right, I'll have my friend come pick it up. No, that's not gonna
We can't just give some random person. I give it I give express
That's not that doesn't work for me
What watch just come on down here and you know, maybe maybe get some mind time in for a little bit
I'm sure you still got that. No. No, I don't what that's not possible. That is not possible yet. I
Don't
The white devil got contact. You see. Oh, why don't our French jump scare
You have a lot of that
Oh
Oh, yeah, you do you get a lot of that you even don't you even paid off any you have 98 thousand dollars in that
Well, only way I thought I had over a hundred fuck. No, it went down
Damn it. Good news. No only half of it's overdue
There's no way over. No, no only only like 25k of it is overdue
um
Oh Jesus you got a $50,000 is that okay? That's for the jailbreak. Yeah, that's from the plea deal
You gotta start paying this dead off somehow I'm never I will never do it
I don't know how you're gonna do it, but you need to start paying this I will never pay it
You're gonna have so you're just gonna perpetually be on the on the run evading the mines
If I have to
So what the fuck are you worried about a driver's license?
because I don't like my property being taken from me well I'm gonna tell you
stickler for my own property the way this looks you're my property right
now and I will have you in the mines whoa no that white devil belongs to
nobody I can see hello who's the hell up Ian what the hell up yeah all right
whatever you know what I'll get a new damn drivers license I don't give a
anymore yeah you should go try to get a new driver's license with having all this
done yeah I'm gonna go do that right now all right good luck all right bye I think
you can see separation I mean he's a white devil sir oh yeah he does
hey Garcia what's going on hey you're finally well yeah I'm gonna redo the
tellers there's no wish passed. Oh, okay. Yeah, if you were free to do mine. I need to go for
the two anyway, sir. You're going 42. Yeah, really? Really? All right, you need to think
about what I said, though. You want me to pass the envelope with you? No, no, I need
you to quit your your part time job. Oh, yeah, we'll be yeah, we'll be putting my
good good yeah so I can spend more time being a cop yeah yes that's the
correct thing to do oh your time being a cop
I mean you're very perverse sir I don't have a cop in my blood I am forever
detective in my blood yeah pervert detective whatever you want to call it
okay that sounds good to killer we'll see you later go 42 yeah oh my god love
Hey, uh, I think you need to go get a mammogram right now
You're that's not normal for those to look like that
What how much
50,000
What are you talking come over here?
Okay, morgue pies
Yeah, I make like 10 grand a night for like two hours of work
Why are they breathing I mean, that's a little wiggly
Show me around a little bit
Oh
I kind of smack myself in the face yesterday during a
Concentration
Yeah, okay, just don't pop them. I don't have insurance on that gently prompts gently prompts. Oh, okay
other squishy they're all right yeah yeah they're squishy they're not hard do you
feel them yeah especially when you try to get up in the morning I almost suffocated
last night are you not falling over um I'm working my back I think I might get a
BBL to kind of balance out the weight a little bit that makes sense let's get a
drink yeah let's let's go to do this is all look like an ass but I think it'll
be good. You're gonna look like an ampersand. I don't know what that is. That's that little
A looking thing. Oh, okay.
All right, okay. Well, you know, I guess whatever makes you happy love. Wait, you don't like
them? No, I'm more of a an ass man myself. All right. That's fine. Um, yeah, but also
I wouldn't even be professional for me to like them because I mean test is that I had nice cities
Well, she shouldn't be saying that to you. It's not appropriate
Okay
I'll tell you that right now and frankly
If I see any officer, I'm gonna be looking at the male's officers
Penises when you walk into a room and if I see any movement then they will be reprimanded for that
Honestly, sir, the women have been way more
Yeah, well, that's really just started laughing uncontrollably, but he's about to be the father of my children. So it's okay. Okay. Well, that's right. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. At one point, Ripley's going to breed me, but I don't know.
Contract so
Yeah, so you're going to have quite this
Yeah, I think so. Yeah at one point Ripley's gonna breed me, but I don't know
Imagine breastfeeding
Imagine that breastfeeding now the instant microplastic macroplastics alone mega plastics
Yeah, that's a that's a rough spawn
Don't get shot, you know
I think the titty bag will probably stop a bullet maybe yeah, but I don't have enough money to get this redone
Maybe we could get some armor for you. You look at PD. I'm sure you can have a cyclops tip for a while. Oh
Kind of affect my sales though
We should get love the same uniform that cop has
The blonde is dubbing you
I don't know. I don't know where it tussles at.
Okay, I think I'm doing my e-mail tonight.
Was she the bad dude earlier?
I don't know.
I was just going to check out Moodolia.
We were helping people out of the mines.
We all worked there.
Did a bit of communication.
It's pretty good.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
earlier we were helping people out of the mines we all worked there it's pretty
good okay cool yeah in about ten minutes damn that's really fast okay yeah
So PD budget up good then?
Yeah, it's all good.
Say, uh, it's gonna be good.
I didn't do anything.
Yeah, for deputy now?
Oh, I don't know.
Hey, did you do the report of me being stabbed yet,
even though it's a week later now?
Mm-mm.
Okay.
Also, Doug, did you tell someone get fucked
when they tried to report that gun being stolen today?
No, what?
That sounds like it.
Also, though, just so you know, we got a I got a shipment of a PD issue.
We got the Afro pics with the with the fist on for you guys.
Hell yeah. Yeah. So that's a that's in celebration of the
of the black history mountain.
They're very good.
Very good. We got those coming in.
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, Sheriff. Hey, everybody.
Garcia is going to be doing her real quick.
So you shouldn't be ogling the deputies, Tessa.
What?
What the hell?
Yeah, you shouldn't ogle them.
And she didn't ogle.
You told me that she didn't.
No, I said she said that they were nice.
That's not all.
Her boots are very nice.
She got new boots the other day.
All right, listen, OK.
If you're going to walk around looking like that,
then I'm sorry, we're just going
to have to get an HR department.
and I'm thinking about getting 10 inch top involved.
You mean walking around looking like this?
Yeah, that's right.
Okay, now you're kind of sound like the lady at plan B
that said that if I didn't want to have men
say gross things to me, I shouldn't have gotten big tits.
No, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying that as a woman,
you can make yourself look as ridiculous as you want,
but if a man finds himself attracted to that
in the workplace, then he's gonna need to be punished.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's true.
I think everyone has been very chill about it.
No, well, they're not.
I think you've had the most reaction than you know.
Because here's the thing.
Your boots.
I don't know.
Because here's the problem is that things, people are saying stuff about us, okay?
Like what?
Well, you know, we had the whole debacle about, is Wrangler a racist and you know,
I'm not saying it's your fault. I'm just trying to be proactive here. Okay, and if we have that was my fault
That was dogs. Oh, no
Shame what a shame. I'm not saying that but imagine, you know, we're on the field and
You know you need CPR and then someone comes up and you know an officer's giving you CPR
It could look like you guys are fornicating
In the field and you might not be aware of this, but I've been shot in the brass like six times in the last
Okay, you know what? Here's the bottom line. I'm the sheriff of this department
Yes, sir. Okay, and is is a man I need to protect you and I need to tell you
You know what's appropriate
To happen to you and to say around you and to feel about you. Okay, and you're just gonna have to accept that
So we're getting HR department and that's that
Can I run the HR department?
Good.
We'll take interviews.
Okay.
We'll do interviews.
As the head of diversity, I think I should be able to throw my head in.
That's a bad idea.
Maybe maybe maybe we bundle it too many too many people running a Charis Fetter
because then they can get out of each other.
Yeah, you also don't know a fence, but you don't want a guy running HR.
Why not?
Uh, as a woman having to go tell a guy that she's like, it's just awkward.
Well, maybe we should have, uh, maybe we should have a man and a woman.
Hmm, very smart.
So that way, if you feel more comfortable, you know, it's like, hey,
I want a woman to pat me down.
I want a woman to listen to me talk about.
May I also throw a British in the ring too, man, woman and British.
No, because I don't want you guys to try to take it over and put some sort of monarchy in place.
Okay, we call that the kind of thing.
The kind of thing you like.
Apparently there'll be a fee to talk to HR.
They'll throw out all our tea.
Woman or better out of relationship and being social, whereas man or woman...
Do you know who would actually be really good at HR? The killer.
Me? I don't want any position, sorry.
I think I think you would be fantastic if she doesn't want that's why she would be great at it
Yeah, so I don't want to be in any positions and that's kind of what HR is all about stopping at the work
Yeah, we are in agreement with the show. Sorry. It's not happening. Yeah, that was gonna be kind of cool
No, no, I'm just a bay. All right, that's it the negative hour. All right. Yeah, I even think maybe
We might need to go
We might we might need to hire outside of the office for this, you know
You know, I do know the ambassador of multiculturalism
Okay, also you
No, no, his name's like Lopez or something. Oh, hey, Joe. Mm-hmm Lopez. Let me see
He's like a gang member or something
Yeah, I think that's the guy that used to throw bricks through my window and then charge me to fix them
Yes
He'd be perfect
Name says in the phone though, so
Well son of a bitch
But the governor hired him he'd be perfect
I'll talk I'll talk to the governor and I tell you what maybe we can secure some additional
financing if we put in an HR department that's diverse and then the governor
could talk about that when he runs for reelection you know yeah that's smart
that can be good we could we could have them fund it that could be smart here
perhaps okay so what else yeah in 20 minutes we got to do a south side
roundup. Yeah, God, we need to. Those minds were popping today. Good. 311. I'm going to go to the
hardware real quick. Excuse me. All right. 20 minutes. 20 minutes guys. Let me announce on the radio. Good luck with that, guys. Stay safe, all right.
Have a good night. Hey guys, 20 minutes outside roundup. Corey roundup. LSPD is invited.
PCSO
Yeah, you guys come up with still
15.
That's all right. Hey Garcia. How long are you on duty for a bit?
For a little bit longer show. Alright let's do this roundup and then
we'll get to your final val. Okay. Okay, yes.
in the hobo camp generally, if not, sorry, I'm available to weekend. Okay. Yeah, that works.
It's getting there. I think love wants to do hers. If you want to take it Wrangler, I, you know,
I don't yeah, uh, I'm going to do, uh, I already told Garcia do hers next. Okay. All right. I'll
get on loves. Well, I will hold on. Maybe, maybe you should have do loves. You want to
I just think that maybe you shouldn't do loves because I've heard what you have to say about her and I don't want any
Her to get some sort of advantage
No, you're right you're right because it's you do boot goofing and I'll be honest
It's gonna make me want to keep her on duty. It might not exactly might not be fair
It might not be fair. Okay. Now me. I mean I can keep my erection in my waistband
So I'm not worried about that. But some of them have to look down to see if you've gone to rexion right now
right now. Well, he's not
one right now. Well, I do.
that I always do because
legally, I cannot be fired
Okay. Oh my god. Okay.
Oh my god. Really awkward.
depending on how you swing.
your knife stick. Follow
Jesus Christ. Do you people not hear me? It doesn't get brought up.
We're making it up now, sir.
No, we're not. Hey, one HR point.
Hey, two HR points.
Okay, no mentioning people's private parts in the workplace.
It's not appropriate.
Okay.
You're right, sir.
If you talk about someone's erection, you get detention.
That was awful, Tessa.
I'm gonna go to the armor
That was terrible
You know what love I found up some south side gangbangers with those big old juggies of yours
Wait a minute hold on a second
Maybe we could use it as distraction. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to just be a distraction guys
But you can be the best kind of distractions and they're never gonna see it come on
You guys work on this. I'm going to go get the bus.
It's so good, love.
Hey guys, we can just get the job done.
Hey, soul sister. Hey there, mister, mister, on the radio.
Okay, good.
Hey, hey.
All right good
Perfect
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of
hours of cod I mean I'd be pissed off too if I played fucking Call of Duty and
only got 20
Jesus that's looking awful
who would do that not me that's for goddamn sure I would not play Call of
Duty for three fucking hours
I almost got one out of the spots yesterday and I gave myself an A's, I swear my nose
sir.
Okay Foxy for real it's let's- No!
Why are you guys walking towards me?
No we don't!
We don't
We're ready to catch those fuckers sure
We're gonna get him
Do we hunt in first all of them
We're just gonna go to the here. I'll wait and I'll give you the shpeel 13 minutes. Okay
All right, yeah
Guys let's keep shit talking streamers that we haven't watched in years out of chat. Let's keep that on reddit where it belongs, okay?
Let's keep let's keep
Shit talking streamers that we haven't watched for fucking years and know nothing about
about, uh, probably maybe even never on Reddit. Where it belongs, we'll keep it up
chat, okay?
Anyone hear about this pentaguy? I hate him. I heard he made a server just so he
could work slaves in a quarry? What the hell is wrong with this guy? He's crazy. I heard
that too.
He started to stream us and said woohoo quarry time. I heard he hit an entire
cake on stream for his birthday, then cried. I heard that too.
Hold out a shazer and said threaten. When he said he felt threatened, I just walked
I said he wasn't the pinnacle of policing because he's working the fines off.
Wait, what happened?
I said the quarry reporting to my boss, Rudy Chuck, and the guy said I was fired, Rudy
fired me, blah, blah, blah.
reporting to my boss Rudy Chalk and the guy said I was fired Rudy fired me
blah blah blah and started making fun of me for being a male secretary and assistant
yeah yeah yeah so I told him he wasn't the pinnacle of policing because he's
criminal and working off lines right so he started punching me pulled out his
Taser and said try doing that again, and I'm in danger. I'm in danger. He kept repeating
about it.
Hey, Chalk, are you on duty?
Chalk knows about it, but anytime I tried to report the officer because he was following
me on foot out of the corridor.
Hey, Chalk, can you come to the meeting room?
Make me disappear.
I
Have they gone regular doing so
Take a seat. Take a seat grab a seat
We're gonna one guy post this fucking picture
I'm going to recount what happened for us against her.
Yeah.
So I was at the quarry trying to meet with Mr. Chuck because I thought I had a job as assistant
at that point.
It turns out I was never actually hired.
The officer started making fun of me for being the male secretary and male assistant.
So I told him, well, you're not the pinnacle policing
because you have fines in your criminal.
So he started punching me.
I backed away.
I didn't throw any punches.
Pulled out his taser.
Sorry yelling, I'm in danger.
I'm in danger.
Told me to say it again.
He was going to.
Salie.
What happened?
We're doing an investigation.
Oh, OK.
I'm sorry, stepping out.
Oh, you're good, you're good, thank you.
Um, told me he was going to make me disappear.
Uh, kept following me on foot out of the court.
Hey, you're the woman cop from, uh, to Instagram.
Oh, yeah, that's me.
You're the one who always takes pictures of the suspects.
Yeah.
I love your work.
Thank you so much.
Can you believe that the justice laws
told me that I had to stop doing that?
Why, why?
Yeah, he said that mug shots of the justice
is only as how they identify people
and that I could not make the mug shot picture
myself he's with them you should uh I mean I think you could probably do that
there's that uh there's that woman in the Guantanamo Bay that was taking a
picture and stuff yeah well that's what I thought she was a big inspiration
apparently he's the big dick around town and we gotta listen to him well I
mean that was fair I guess
hey at least you can post on Bernie all right so we're gonna get to the
to you, huh? Yeah, Chuck, did you assault this man for no reason? No, no, I wasn't, Chuck.
Oh, okay. I did not put my hands on that man. No, no, he did not. Okay, what happened?
He did not have relations with me. So who did? Who did this to you? I don't know the
officer's name. Well, buddy, sounds like you're fucked. We're not going to be able
to help you. Chuck, Chuck, I, I, you know who it is. I don't really know who it
was. Well, how many officers you have with criminal charges working their fines off? No
one. While he's dressed as a cop and the, the, the, so he was there watching over the
quarry doing his job. He was working his fines off, he said. Well, no, I got a quick question
here. Uh, were there any other cops around? Uh, one. Yes. Who was it? Uh, he had two
two stripes on sleep. I don't know the name. Again, your officers pulled them out of the
trunk because they got beat up and robbed and stuffed in the truck.
What about a truck?
It was one of your officers named Tyfower. That's why Texas had been really asking if
you were safe because they said they got rolled in the quarry.
Well, this really sounds like an issue.
Yeah, I'll ask your...
Um, yeah, we're gonna have to we're gonna have to look around this one. All right. Come on guys score a round of time
All right guys core around the time everyone come outside
Just not getting documented like it should so just give me a minute
Okay, yeah, this is a good amount of all right listen up guys today. We are targeting
Yep, we'll wait for dogs. Come on. All right listen up. We're gonna be targeting
All right, listen up today. We're gonna target the form three fuckers. Okay, all of them are in a ton of debt
I'm pretty sure okay. They're very active right now. All right. They're on form street
So we're gonna go down there
I'm gonna leave with the bus. You guys are gonna follow me and anyone that just starts running guess what that's actually RS to put them in handcuffs
So you can do that
Okay, don't forget to if we do get people put a tracker on them. I have trackers
Okay, so just get them in cuffs and then I give them to the bus and I'll put trackers on them
Okay, I got you beautiful. Yes everyone. Come on
With the bus just follow me
here we go
All right, everyone let's go down there raise L praise Dale
You want to stand one or switch to a different one cuz we're probably gonna start getting shot out
Listen up though. Actually, let's go. Let's go up one. Let's go to two but listen up
All right, so we have sufficient units if we do start getting shot out no other units respond
All right, I'm full. Good. Good, good, good. All right, go on to...
Hello. Jesus Christ. Yo. Also, we're circling shot at just hide behind the lungs.
Dead, dead four.
Where'd you get the boot? No, you can't.
Ella was wondering where she got that work done. Hey, chalk.
Jesus Christ, not appropriate.
Sorry, sorry.
You can't mention other deputies private parts all right love listen up I'm gonna
teach you a song okay hey chalk don't touch me there this is my no-no square
So touch me there, this is my no-no square.
Good, good, good love.
Oh my God, Mark.
Good.
Yeah, that's how you do it.
This is why I left that LED, I did the valve, I did the valve.
I'm not a cadet anymore.
In your department.
That's not me, man.
Okay, 10-3, 10-3.
What if truck got boobs too? Holy! He'd go from puppet boy to sex doll boy.
What an upgrade. RP's back, huh?
What ironically it actually is, and Chase RP is leading the way.
We're bringing it back.
Henta has a small pee pee.
And if you want to find out, just go into the bathrooms at TwitchCon, okay, there's
going to be a hole in one of the stalls, alright.
You're gonna want to, uh, you're gonna want to knock on that, and that's stole two times.
Shit, bitch!
I'm having to three knocks. We're changing it up this year.
Alright guys, let's lock it in, Marblesur.
I'm going in on on this bus like Keanu Reeves.
Make sure to have guns on your lap.
Let's get some units to break off and go into the alley.
I'm not seeing any movement.
Where's the movement?
I'm seeing enough movement in the alley.
I'm not seeing enough movement here on the south side.
All right, we're going to the other side of form, and I guess we'll just hit growth.
All the way to clear.
It's not the cul-de-sac.
Watch out for potholes. I looked at the forecast and growth is not looking good.
Oh, tons of people. Tons of people in the cul-de-sac. Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Cul-de-sac.
They're running they're running freeze put your hands up. No my head my head is fucking up right now
I am not really here
All right face away
Yeah, this was a thingy
AHHHHHH!
AHH!
He's resisting! He's running!
Get him! Get that guy! Get that guy, John!
Shit.
Stop running.
Stop resisting, sir.
Stop resisting.
Okay, sir.
I need a unit out to the main road. Roylo.
Kirk.
Roylo, guy wearing purple.
If no shot, stop shooting, stop fighting me.
Freeze!
I got him over here, Chalk.
Oh, yeah, not really here, huh?
He's on Cove.
Nope.
Get him.
Get that guy.
I'm out of tasers!
God!
I'm holding your tape. I got him.
I GOT HIM! YOU DON'T WIT THIS! YOU DON'T WIT THIS!
Got him. I got him. I got him.
Beautiful.
Oof. Okay, alright. Back to the bus. Back to the bus.
That is not a chase.
We got him. 195. Going back to the bus.
Jessica, follow me. Follow me.
I'm with you.
Can I have the clear source? Right low and seen?
I don't even know what the fuck I do. They'll do that. Run for me.
Yeah, that's what you did
That's all you got any fines
Well, let's find out right now you do the right to remain so Chuck you got to take a shit
And now you got the right to remain silent and you say can't always get to court wall
You got the right to intervene on the floor to one of the provided if one is available you understand your rights
Yeah, that's a nice couch what's your name sir that is a nice that is a nice that is
a nice damn cat Willie will will why you running man are you chasing cuz you're
running you chasing cuz you ran yeah but we only start chasing you cuz you
start running yeah I know and if you run then I can cuff you don't worry don't
worry the Supreme Court has figured this all out completely legal this is real
chat it says this is actually real subtle ball what's your name boss
The black and color vehicle approaching the ball is pulling up
They're messed up. That's a declaration of war
Hey, hey
Why I can call her crew box like three or four times what's your name?
I'm will
Oh, she wants us to go, she wants us to go.
Hey, say it with me.
No, you guys need to say it.
You're not leaving me alone here.
Yeah, and I know.
Love to want us to go instead.
Because she's an SUV.
That's like a whole car for that.
She'll be alright.
Okay.
Hey, do me a favor.
Check the truck of that car.
You're merging on the hockey street, northbound.
Alright, sir.
I would like to...
Pull on the U-turn.
We're going south on Alta.
Come behind the alleys by Benny's.
Yeah
Stuff in the dumpsters around this shit
Yeah, they're just hiding shooting dumpsters
Yeah
We should make it to where we sell less if it's been in a dumpster because it smells like trash
Locals can be like damn this smells like trash this smells like a dumpster
Yeah
All right
Listen up team Q
We're getting out of the cold suck we're moving up to a bro
I think we can keep all this on the same channel
We're on Carson actually going into the mega mall parking lot.
All right, sir.
You are under arrest for resisting arrest.
Right.
Throw.
Throw the cul-de-sac now.
Taking the, uh-
We are low.
To the fences.
Left onto Dutch London.
This is great, man.
I love the way we're running.
Another left on the low.
We're on Carson, actually going into the mega mall parking lot.
Left down.
All right, sir.
You are under arrest for resisting arrest.
All right.
Okay.
Right.
Throw.
I
Do you think it's
Coming out tomorrow and mooses PC is broke
All right, so your name is a willy what
Bill what what's your state ID?
Northbound Alley Parallel McDonald.
Oh, no.
Uh, so what is your name?
Your name is Bill What?
Will.
Oh, Will What?
Rainer.
Rainer. Oh, okay.
Rainer. Rainer.
Oh, yeah, you got uh, you got some funds.
Yeah. Not bad though.
Okay, look I tell you what I'll drop this resisting arrest charge if you
Willingly go to the quarry and work your fines off
All right, okay, all right deal
Yeah, why not?
I'm a David fucking.
Urging right.
I haven't been around for a couple days. Is this something that they got going on?
Oh yeah, I'll give you the whole rundown, don't worry about it.
The back of the barrio now, South Carleton, adjacent.
Mobile Q team, bus team, team bus. We're gonna, uh, we're gonna check out form.
I think a right followed by another right now heading westbound Carson Avenue.
Don't Jesus spacing! I like to travel continuing west Carson.
Taking a left to the mega mall.
The mega mall south davis.
They're running. Get them. Get them. Go, go, go. They're running. They're running.
Poor people here. That guy's a rifle. Oh, shit. Someone, someone, someone, someone
Someone save with us save with us. Hey stop stop
Chase that car chase that car go go go. What you back up
haha
that's all three time occupied
you're on the original taste
North for Coffs
it'll be south of strawberry north
north
what the hell is he?
strawberry gas making over right east capital
I think he's gonna left for saying
what?
he'll wrap you up a little
on the right
on the big four parties.
We want to...
You getting in? You coming with me?
Yeah.
I'll take that.
Upper Oosting.
Some more taser cartridges.
Team Bust is going to the PD on the south side real quick.
I need some more taser cartridges.
Got them.
Upper Oosting approaching...
London making a left.
Be advised, I've have located the Form Street fuckers.
That is our primary target.
You want to drop this target and go after the 4p buckers you can uh, yeah, I tell you what let's let's rally back up at the
Davis speedy
I'm gonna let you know wrangler
We had some bad-faced no good
Negotiations earlier today with 4p buckers both sides. They're really needed right now with me. So this will be turned into a gun fight
Is the RS being in a high crime area?
Gun time.
No, the RS is running at the presence of an officer when a reasonable person is not.
No, it's a fun time.
Which this is established case law, the Supreme Court ruled on this.
In a high crime area.
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
I'm just- listen I'm just a fake job on the internet, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Wrangler needs a lasso.
Yee-haw!
What are you doing in here?
I'm just sitting here I'm just confused on if the first guy who put his hands up
and then broke off if the initial detainment was RS I think I think it
probably would have been fine but when he broke off then it wasn't fine
I don't know if it's a good idea to do that.
Who knows, maybe this whole thing is unlawful and that's what Lars will rule on, but for
right now, it's pretty funny.
I'm going to take that.
All right. Team round up.
Oh, yeah, they're there we need every unit
Oh, yeah, they're there for everyone three. I'll go three freeze. Oh, he's running. They're
They're running, they're running, stop!
Christ!
They're scattering!
Don't resist this, don't resist it!
Yeah!
Get your hands off of my OG.
I got 195.
Get your hands off of my OG.
Okay, okay, just tell me what you want me to do.
If you come anywhere near me,
I will shoot this man in the face.
Hey, hey relax.
Put your gun away, put your gun away and walk away.
Or I will shoot him.
Tell the rest of your officers, if they come near me, I will kill them.
Do you understand?
Okay, okay.
You gotta tell us what you want here.
Let them uncuff me please.
Uncuff him now.
If you make any funny moves, I will blow your brains out.
Yeah, you motherfucker goes hard.
Oh, hey, Randy.
Just so you're aware, I'll do this, but this is considered a jailbreak.
It's gonna be a hunt.
Do you want me to proceed?
everything is a hot these days they're going to dip and you're not going to
shoot I'll know what you understand I understand yeah all right actually we
got one spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti I don't have that I can't
give you that. I have waffles and eggs.
Do you want waffles and eggs?
No. I'm satiate. Keep walking. Walk to the car. Walk to the car.
Which car? This one over here. Keep coming to me. Walk. Walk. Walk.
Okay, don't let the chair get taken anywhere go to the trunk
If you do anything
You want me in the trunk get in the trunk
What are these cops doing oh they suck
We're going to go for a nice ride and while we do you're going to answer some questions
Okay, let's tell me what you want.
Who was it?
That signed off for you to be able to bounce off of a car?
Any criminal you wanted.
Go stick it in on Carson.
Well, we're kind of cops, that's the whole job.
Your job is to be a bounty hunter?
Kinda, yeah.
So you can roll through Southside without any repercussions is what we're telling you.
I mean legally, yes.
Interesting. Tell me this, Sheriff. Do you know how to swim?
I'm a very strong swimmer.
You are a very strong swimmer.
Very very strong, yes.
This sounds like the dog! This sounds like the dog! Where are we at?
Well then.
I'm gonna give us 13 updates on that.
It's up here, it's up here. They sent him off of here.
Yeah, I guess I sent him off of here.
ARIF!
Trunk. Exit.
Exit trunk.
Am I out of the trunk?
Exit trunk.
Okay, this is good to experience.
Alright, if someone's down at the beach, scout in the area, they probably jump down and they
will launch the vehicle.
We didn't make sure that we captured these guys, that launched Wrangler to the ocean.
We have Wrangler though?
Yeah, is Wrangler alive? What the fuck, Scott?
No, he's in the ocean.
If I could get him.
That's... how are we supposed to get him?
Holy shit.
We don't have any stupid equipment.
It's after you get out of the truck.
I don't think there's a way to get out.
In the truck.
I'm out of fucking exhaust. I'm not a pussy like you chill like when you're in the ocean
Is there not
Anybody that's not diving in the way this sucks. This needs to be fixed swimming underneath the pier towards the beach
You have to be revived to climb out of the water. Yeah, this needs to be fixed this
It's too fucking deep
No, I'm not dead it's just there's there's no I don't think there's a way to get out
Or maybe I don't know what the fuck is going on. This is just all fucking scuffed
Can you take me
to do a place where the guys love. Yeah they're directly underneath the pier. There's no way
the entire police force just let that happen. Man. You know me on the north side of the
bad running up the stairs you're going back under no urgency the second that
trunk pop they should have started shooting they just they're just here's
the thing they're just actually fucking garbage and it's true of the LSPD the
BCSO they're just actually all fucking trash yeah they suck top server by the
way no if you are a criminal and want to get away with crime JRP is the server for you are they
not shooting her I don't know
I'll get him.
I just gotta catch my breath.
It had to be, it had potential to be fun before the ocean dump.
That was a panic ocean dump, I could feel it.
I do think ocean dumping people should be a hot though.
I think that we should allow, I think, here's what I want to do.
I want to have a a new life rule for if you get ocean dumped
Anybody still on here? You know what I mean? So that like so it's good to ocean dump people, but it's also a hot
You know what I'm saying? So like if you respond you do have to forget because I think that's cool
But I also think it needs to come with like
Wrist
Can you ocean up cat cats yeah
This is a really an ocean dump I
Think it technically it what no this is quite literally an ocean dump
It's not the best like it's not it's not your typical taking a boat out and
bit as well trying to bring her back to shore right now do you ever see the body
there's no way to get to me I'm too deep I'll just have to respond
We got f*****g.
Yeah, I think any time you're basically forced to respawn, it's, I mean it is an ocean dump,
right?
We got form street f*****g.
This is 100% on the cops, too.
The criminals did nothing wrong.
The cops are just f*****g garbage.
They just suck.
That's all it is, GG, you know?
I would, I would, I almost wonder if this was on purpose.
No clip a little higher, too powerful.
No, man, we just, we have to play it as is, you know?
Has anybody got some scuba gear?
That's good for a not hard MPD. I just I think that like a lot of the complaints
I'm hearing from the cops, you know where they're being loot box and all this of course
That's bad, but I really do think it's just a giant skill issue right now
From what I've seen they just actually need to get better
Hey, this is a 9 to 2 a
A civilian gave me 499, transporting her to the hospital, right?
Right to us, right to me.
Does anyone know what's going down in the form on this channel?
Like just seeing the bus down here and people shooting.
Yeah, we went down.
We were dealing with the scene, collecting foreign people.
They were held up, wrangler, put them in a trunk, drove them off this year.
We're trying to get them. Nobody has scuba gear.
And then another officer got kidnapped.
931-244, status.
The cops can't be too good. I think the cops should be as good as the situation warrants,
you know, they should match what's happening.
was hired with no training and no SOPs. I'm telling you right now, as someone who's been
doing this a long time, having SOPs isn't this magic button to make the police force good.
It doesn't just magically make everyone a good cop.
In fact, sometimes I think it makes cops worse because they'll just be like,
I could order there's a breeze I don't think I could do that
What makes a better cop in your opinion listen you need to have that c-factor
You either got it or you know I actually believe this I
Actually believe you either got it or you fucking don't you gotta have that buzz ass
Well, she shouldn't even be able to dive.
I think her trying to dive should even just be fail RP.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ah, there I am.
I got another.
Where you at?
Here, let me flush them together.
You can take them ashore.
Keep an eye on them.
I'm going for the chair.
Nothing's done on the attack 1. We're going to try to see what's going on.
No close to slow me down now.
Come on, baby.
Connect to the big toe.
That's sad.
It's going to be all right.
You can back to the floor.
Right here, a couple more people to beat.
There, he's pan-contated.
I think we have maybe one, we're seeing more, I guess I grabbed one person, there's two
out there though.
It's off the pier.
West of the pier.
West, west of the pier. West of it.
I'm about to bring one to the beach right now, north side of the pier. I can go back out for the other town individuals.
I'll go out, Dokes. You look after the sheriff.
Alright, alright, alright.
I'll get him.
Oh my gosh.
I'm going in.
You know what? I figured this out. We got hold on.
I'm gonna do double CPR.
Alright, double CPR.
I'm doing CPR on two people right now.
Look at this.
Holy cow.
Butt for one and my arms for the other.
uh
you wanna help with one of them?
yeah oh yeah i'll get one of them
alright, i hope you'll be the one to help me
yeah alright
mm-hmm
what the hell?
sorry, we got you
breathe
something alive
stay in, stay in
stay in a jive
Spinning I'm spinning I'm spinning I'm spinning.
Spin up that water.
I think it's...
I got dirty though.
Come on. Get it out.
Come on.
Get it out.
Oh.
Get it out.
Spin it out.
You're good.
Get it out.
I thought settled man
I'll give you a bar for this. Oh my god, that'd be awesome. I love purple purple
We was doing drowning here too, yeah, yeah
Did you guys get her
Nope, uh, chop plaster.
What?
Did we get any of them?
Nope.
And then another deputy got held up.
And then the one that we did have got let go.
And nobody wanted to dive in?
No, ah, not true.
Chopped, and no one from LSPD wanted to dive in.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right.
Doc said, yeah, fuck you.
You guys got it right.
Hello?
Uh, I do think one of the uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
Someone they were bringing the beach. Oh really clear sheriff. That's what I said on radio
Did you
Why uh, why don't you guys shoot the person that pop the trunk?
Why won't you shoot her when she was putting me in a trunk?
Hello, is my radio working? Yeah, that's it. That's an actual question, Tara
Wish I'd been on scene, you know what maybe this is a teaching moment chalk
Only one who's not is that are you for real?
Jock that's crazy over hey chalk. I think maybe we should meet in your office
I'll be the only one who's not and I'm the only one who chased them to
Can someone give me a roundup?
Yeah, you had it up on me on the same Andreas.
Okay guys, listen up.
I am deeming today's quarry roundup a failure.
And I'm deeming the south side is too dangerous for us to do this at.
For the day.
So, that's it. That's it for today.
You guys can patrol down there as normal if you want.
But today we've lost the quarry roundup.
Damn.
That's gonna be a criminal no view
Thank y'all for the support EMS. I love that they're fighting back like this. This is this is this is good conflict RP
This is some of the best conflict RP. I've been involved in in a while. It feels very meaningful
right and
It's great, man. I really like it
damn that was a shit show yeah that was not good you know actually let's meet in
chalk's office and talk about whatever on there so I don't think they know how
to do a felony stop hey firm let's do that those you got you got your car yeah
it's up on the pier. Alright, let's go. We'll get our steps in here.
Oh, I love being on that. I'm looking over your shoulder.
It's going around. Sorry. I forgot what was going on. It's the damn hospital.
I used to running from cops from my youth, so. Oh, I see.
Yeah. Hey, how you doing? Oh.
So we didn't get any of them.
Yeah, there's always to be like somebody's pants on me.
The thing is, I was chasing the guy who got let go.
Did we get anybody?
We did get a single!
Huge cop L!
Oh my god!
Let's have a debrief
of a debrief in charge of this.
Put my shoes back on.
Geez, man.
Who's this?
So much for being a PD.
Remember when people on Reddit were saying this before it came
out, they were like, yeah, we know.
We know it's gonna be a PD server.
Definitely.
Look at now
Bring it to your car
Oh my god
Are you okay?
No, fuck you
Oh okay, sorry
This is a cop server if you're a masochist I think
Okay, we need an MRPD or a meeting on the mess
I'm off duty.
People have been clogging a copserver after it came out.
Those people 100% have not watched a second of it.
If people are claiming this is a copserver, they have not watched a second of the server.
I'd say purple was like purple and unscripted or were way more cops servers than this
The criminals have all the cool shit on the server in the cops or garbage
It kind of isn't EMS server and you guys are about to get pandemic RP
I'll be cool the crisis not the board game
I
Stop walking
Yeah, but this is awesome, and I love it. I love the criminals fighting back. Yeah, so not a lot, but
I'm sorry. I'm letting you down. It's great. It's it. This is really good conflict
It feels like it was really needed to you know, I mean it feels like the server needed like some
Like cops hunting criminal mechanics. I love the quarry
You're glad the Crimson W as well. Well, yeah, I mean if if all that happened it wouldn't make sense to just go back down there
You know, I don't think we should be doing that
I mean, it's obviously just what they won for the day.
Criminal W.
What was good, Dokes?
What's up, Matt?
Hey, was that right?
Hey, I tell her how we're doing.
All right.
Okay, so what chalk, what happened back there, buddy?
Well, where do you want to start?
Well, I just don't understand
why you guys didn't start shooting them
the second they started walking me to the car.
I was with Ella getting her other 95 Martha, so I wasn't there.
There was no comms in the radio, but anything happened in negotiations.
The kind just happened.
I couldn't even pursue because Ella had the keys and she was solo pursuing Martha.
So I was kind of stranded.
After that though, we had to stay back because we had another 95 and we need to stay back with the hostages.
hostages, but not hostages, so I can be other quarry people. So that's what happened with
us. And once we unloaded that one to go and help her to you,
well, who was doing negotiations? She's not here. Where is she? I don't know. It was
a deputy. Was it? Yes, it was. Hey, who was doing negotiations
that I was getting held up.
Maybe they're back on tech one.
Hey, this is Randy Wrangler.
Who is doing negotiations
when I was getting held up?
I'm pretty sure she had a black bandana.
Wasn't me.
I thought you were doing negotiations.
Chuck.
No, because there's a no, the deputy
be next to you.
The girl holding Wrangler off took it over.
I went back to the vehicle
to find out where Ella was.
Yeah, when I arrived on scene chalk was at my vehicle, which was the first vehicle away from where Wrangler was
And I was the first person to open fire on the person trying to take Wrangler, but it was far too late by that point
And I'll you know
We got one of the last people on the scenes, you know, it didn't feel right to just open fire
But all that aside how come no one just shot her when I was getting walked to the car
I
Wasn't even here
Why did you get the order to man? I mean you were on scene
Yeah, you were there. I know you were I saw you there. You were there
Yeah, I was honest when I started talking a vehicle
You were on the fucking phone just out to lunch in the middle of one of the most important hostile situations this state is seen
You know what John? Can I see one of your me?
Seven at Burger Shaw might be have some weed sellers there
I
Know why are you GSR negative? I didn't have time to shoot
Yeah, because I was trying to figure what Ella was so I can help pursue the vehicle you want the sheriff to die
No, no, I
Probably need to be you know when we're doing that, but I need to be on myself
I don't know where the fuck Ella was I was actually pissing me off because you had zero comms
She was pursued anyway. It's just disappear. No, I'm telling you exactly what happens. Am I having
So I'm looking for what Ella is
Is the deputy you're telling us what happened in your head?
Is that what you said what the fuck does that mean like your imagination, you know what you don't talk to yourself
What?
You don't talk to yourself in your head
Not when a cops me in hell a bit front of me. I'm locked the fuck in
I want to shoot him. I really want to shoot him. Oh, I really want to. I want to shoot that guy so bad. That's that's my thoughts. You know what, Chuck? I feel like my issue with you right now is you're blaming it on everyone else. But me as the sheriff, I'm going to be honest. That was my fault.
No, no, it's my fault. No, no, no, no, it's my fault that I got held up there. We split the battle bus too much. We had multiple chases going on. And I need to is a operation coordinator. Keep it a little tighter.
That's my fault. That was poor leadership on my part. And I apologize. And on my part, I should have asked who primary was on scene to realize the chalk was fucking out to lunch and then dedicated.
dedicated because you were the highest ranking person on scene that wasn't
having a gun held at the house. That's not how that rolls. That's who I'm asking.
Which is why I'm saying I should have clarified who primary was. Yeah, so
who's primary in your department? Is it just whoever's highest ranking? That's
just maybe just maybe this department issue because it's whoever's primary
we're negotiating would be the one who was primary then. He's not here. She
actually disappeared.
I think it was you, Chalk.
I remember hearing you negotiate.
Let me ask you this, Wrangler.
Yeah, and then they told me to step away.
Who told you to step away?
Wait, what? You stepped away?
Yeah, because there's a deputy behind you talking to her.
Chalk, why would you listen?
So you don't get shot?
Chalk, you don't step away when they tell you to.
If you don't get shot yeah, there's a deputy closer. Yeah, why wouldn't I what the fuck?
It was literally a deputy behind her talking to her so I let her handle it
Got a photo of you being held up. There's no deputy there. Oh great. Let me see it
It was literally a deputy there
Jock if someone's holding up a cop and one of their demand is the police need to leave you don't meet that demand
Well, yeah, I was trying to get in the vehicle. I turned around really I wasn't there. There is no one near me at all
They're literally wise. No, there's is I'm looking at a picture of it
Okay, so then what what happened there Wrangler, what do they say? What was she talking to you? Who was she talking to you then Wrangler?
I
Swear to God, you know what I remember she told you to back away, and then I don't think anyone was negotiating
I
What the okay, so do my eyes lie to me chalk?
Probably just a bad angle bad angle
Let me see it then
Yes, she was over by the vehicle of her vehicle
Okay, I mean what the fuck but Chuck if my issue is that someone has the sheriff
Hell that gunpoint and they tell you to leave and you meet that demand I
Literally gave it over to the deputy because she was talking to the hot the person
Being the first to make contact I did and then she told me back away and then the other deputies are talking to her
And I let her handle it
So you were a primary. Hey, so you were then
Did this other person know you were giving it away or did you say anything? Yes?
I told her to take it. I listed on the radio to take it. What'd you say exactly on the radio?
I said go ahead take it
You got that
I
That could mean anything on the radio
Oh, you know what my bad, you know what?
Maybe we should work together than at the department's no that's not all these officers the issue. You're the fucking issue
How am I the issue because you're a puppet boy and you always have been
Okay, a real leader there would have stepped in and they would have negotiated that shit into the fucking ground instead
you ran away when they told you to I'm not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say all
these other fucking officers shouldn't have the privilege of working with us
when it's your fucking fault why would I do that should I just stay there and then
let you get a head blown up yes literally yes if it's between okay if it's
what I'll do the next time what the fuck are you don't you can't you can't
can't meet unreasonable demands telling the police to leave is an
unreasonable demand we weren't leaving yeah he told me to back up so I
back up. You don't you can't do that. That's unreasonable. Okay. Okay. Do we have to
buildings? Will they tell us not to enter the building? It depends on the situation.
Uh huh. Okay.
I mean, it definitely depends. Yeah. If I need it. If you don't think the situation was reasonable
to back up just a little bit. No. No. Absolutely. If someone had someone held hostage in a building.
Or just different offers and I needed to get eyes on them to see if they were okay. If they said don't enter
No, I wouldn't mean that I would go in the building anyway
She was literally this picture it she was literally high in the
That's such a bad picture. She was actually on the left side of this picture
Talking, you know what?
governor
Governor
I think the governor should have silenced the shot of this whole thing.
Whatever this deputy wants, she can hit it, whatever she wants.
Tell them to remove Chalk and appoint Silas.
I would like Chalk to be fired and appoint Silas, head of LSPD.
You got it.
That's going.
and more and more she better for VCS. Oh, no, I don't I don't want to do that. I don't
want to do another split. We shouldn't have to do a split just because it doesn't make
$100,000. Oh, you got it.
That's a good one. That's a good one.
And I got a new finger. No, nothing for you.
Come on.
Leave them alone. This is concerned rolling.
I mean, hey, if you want to fire me, go for it.
Okay, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
Why the hell wouldn't you fight for your job?
It's stupid here.
I mean, I'd love to have this job, but if you want to get fired, it's his day.
What in the hell?
You're not even trying, he's staring at titties.
What do you mean he cares about it?
He's just not.
Well, I'm seeing if he doesn't want to battle.
I just know he loves this dress.
I just thought, no, you love this dress.
And you, Rudy, and that's, that's the problem.
No, I just, the problem is that I expressed my frustrations
and you just push it away.
What do you mean frustra- I was thrown in an ocean.
I am, I am asking where that deputy is.
That was due to negotiations.
I swear to God- He was literally in a black bandana.
No, no, you were doing negotiations and then you ran away.
Chuck. Because she started talking to her.
Okay, but you don't just give up scene lead without making it clear, especially when it involves I did make it clear. I apparently not
How do you know that because you probably don't remember seeing other officer there? I
Yeah, because I don't but I
Me again got one of the 95 so we were we were a little preoccupado. I
Don't think we have any deputies with black man Venus
I'm through everybody that's long duty and we don't and Anna or me I was definitely not
doing the negotiation. No, it was not Garcia. It wasn't a tan shirt. I swear to God it was
you. It wasn't me. Well, definitely couldn't be in these years. So we only have like,
maybe one or two females that are wearing tan shirts and they were tan shirts and
She had a black bandana.
I do remember somebody on radio saying,
he's getting loaded in the trunk.
Oh my god, what do we do?
And then me and Gantt rounded the corner,
and I said, shooter.
Yeah, I mean, I said, they're loading him in the trunk.
And then as soon as I saw him getting put in,
I started firing shots.
I was the newest president of fire shot on the scene.
That was the last fucking person on the scene.
Me and Gantt are fucking carrying the gun.
I literally said they're loading him up into the trunk,
because I heard them say they're living within the trunk.
That's after somebody who I don't know said virtually nothing
on the radio.
And then I had to say, well, don't let him get in the trunk.
And then I was like, but I'm already in the trunk.
And then I shot up the tires as they were leaving.
They're not going to shoot us.
I mean, also, after that scene, the only person who actually
listened to me, this is for the person who
ocean dump Wrangler, was love.
And then she started pursuing her.
And they almost tried to freaking jump in the ocean
and realized that it's too easy.
Do you have a little bit of a pet pee with that?
because I told you she's at the bottom of the stairs
and then you went halfway down the stairs
and I said she's going back on you.
She wasn't there.
And then you ran, she was, so I was looking at her.
And then you ran all the way across to the other side
and went, she's not there.
You said that she's going back around the opposite side.
You said on radio.
Yeah, like she immediately followed that
with a nevermind, she turned around.
I didn't hear that part.
I would have said, okay, did you hear me say
I'm going on the other side then on radio.
Yeah.
So you didn't correct that.
I don't think you got.
I don't think you're too submissive.
How am I submissive?
You just said, go, OK, fire me if you want.
I mean, yeah, it's the governor.
You do whatever you want.
Again, I love this job.
And if you want to attack me the entire time, go for it.
Why would you attack me?
Nobody's attacking.
You are.
Run your side.
I mean, we're just trying to figure out,
You know, who fucked up here and what lessons need to be learned.
And you're taking it for a player.
I'm literally the victim here.
I was put in a truck and thrown in the ocean.
Yes, you are.
I don't know, man.
I'm just having a hard time with the, you know,
you're the chief of police and you're trying to cast blame on somebody.
When you were on scene handling it, I just, I don't know.
Can we also rewind you immediately being like alright fuck it let's not work together then? What the hell was that?
Yeah, what the hell was that?
Because we do it differently whoever's negotiated and we'll tell everyone what's with the deal you were negotiating
Not anymore cuz she told me to back off. She's want to negotiate with me because we had a problem
I told you already we have a problem with each other
Why do you mean what's what?
What do you mean what what do you mean you have a problem with each other because we had
a situation earlier with the four and three fuckers.
So we have this is what I'm talking about how you were submit you're too submissive you
don't just back away when they say back up that's crazy.
I mean okay yeah I was make sure I'll go forward and they don't back up they shoot
you in the head like I don't know what you want from me do you want to get shot
in the head or do you want me to back up a little bit well but you see it it
doesn't matter because if it results in me getting taken to another location in a
truck then who gives a yeah I'd rather get shot in the head there because then
at least you guys know where my body is
I got a suggestion what we go down my bad right this time now we can do that
tomorrow you never do the secondary location everyone knows that
Yes, yes, I agree that I probably should have been closer and should have shot them when they loaded up. I thought I thought the deputy would have took over the scene, but you know that's my fault. I should have just took it the entire time, even though they don't want to negotiate with me because they think I have bad faith.
Why do they think you're that big anymore because I refuse to give them
someone who who was arrested
for negotiation for other hostages
Well, tell me about that
We had
Martha top
I'm arrested and they had someone to hold in a postage and they wanted Martha top in the cells
for the hostage. So you did what? I told them that we were sent to rough and they got in the vehicle left.
But I mean I just why do you care if they don't like you? I don't care they don't like me. I'm telling
you they didn't want to negotiate with me. Yeah so tell them to fuck off they have to.
I mean, there's enough to me if there's no person to negotiate.
Be a lot more smoother.
I gave it to them.
They were talking to be strong.
Oh, you say fuck off.
You're talking to me.
You're the chief of police, chalk.
Chalk at that moment.
You were trying to.
I was trying to de-escalate instead of escalate.
Because I asked if I was thinking to negotiate.
Yeah, yeah, you got to escalate.
They want chalk.
If you do every damn thing they ask you to that they'll have no respect for you.
And then they'll run all over you.
They'll start asking you to borrow the helicopter.
They'll say, chocolate you owe that helicopter.
Chocolate, I owe you done.
And I thought the deputy could handle it.
Chuck, they got a cop held up.
It's already escalated.
That is a good point, yeah.
It's not as escalated as it could be.
OK, I guess I'll be more aggressive next time.
That's my fault then.
I'm just I have concerns even as a citizen that the chief of police thinks that you know
you just listen to hostage takers like that because they asked me to back up like backed
up and then the deputy started talking to him.
You really don't see the issue do you were you were seen lead in a situation with a cop
being held up and you left you didn't pass it to anyone clearly it resulted in a cop
being thrown in the ocean.
Because I don't know her name.
What the fuck?
It's your job.
It is your job.
It is your, if that's what, if you just absolutely have to leave, okay, it is your job to make
sure that people know what the fuck is going on.
I'm pretty positive I did.
No.
Oh, so why did you walk all the way to the end of Formshree?
You could have still stayed on the-
Because that's where the vehicle was.
Now it's when you didn't have a vehicle, I thought LL was there.
You walked all the way down the end of the street.
So I thought LL was there. I thought maybe I had the keys and I didn't.
So then I started running back and that's when she they got into the vehicle and left.
You don't know your head from your ass.
I'll tell you that.
Fuck you, Chuck. Now I'm pissed.
That's not what I asked for food.
Yeah, I got food.
You know what, Chuck?
You're not allowed to come on the quarter roundup anymore.
You aren't that's what I'm LSPD is
That's fine. It's probably better that way anyways. Oh my god. Oh
This man cannot be the chief police. I mean
After you got ocean dumb oh
No one wanted to listen to me. We could have easily had a 95 but no one wanted to listen to my calls
My calls was to scout the bottom of the pier to make sure we get this person who oceans up Wrangler
And the only person who did that was love.
Love said you ignored her though.
Yeah, okay. I would have to say it because she says she's from this guy.
I don't want to try to speak.
It's all this very easily folks.
Okay.
Would anyone like to know how?
Yeah, I do.
Yes, Governor, yeah.
Yeah.
God, let's go.
We dress up this deputy as the blonde alien from Mazatac.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Fix it.
At- at.
Good.
Yeah.
Good.
That's a good idea.
We're going to work on that.
Fantastic.
Can I be there?
Right there.
Can I be there?
I'm impressed by his genius.
Solid plan.
I mean like I said next time I will get more aggressive. Maybe I have been a little bit too passive, and I agree
Submissive, submissive. So yes, I'll get more aggressive next time. I agree with you there
Are you okay, Sheriff?
No, I'm fucking not. I mean we look fucking ridiculous
We just got completely bitched by the whole South side
Yeah, that's what you mean about it a lot. Oh my god, whatever they're doing.
Also somebody birdie to two people shooting LSPD officers outside. They still have our bus by the way they've blown it up
Yeah, sorry about that and I mean all this is all chocks fall
This is just this just comes down to poor leadership on my on my part and on Chocks part
Let me look here's the thing. Yeah, I agree. I could I could leave the scene. I guess better
Yeah, you could have
We need to you know we can't just go oh my god look at this someone recorded this is guys
Yeah
They did this when I was getting treatment because
You gotta step down. I don't know, man.
For what? Because something got executed?
What do you mean?
Why do you say that so much?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Well, I'm confused when you're gonna get stepped down.
What did I do wrong here?
Alright, I'm not stepping down.
You gotta step down here, man.
I'm not stepping down.
I again I again I told you I'll be a lot more aggressive now
It's been a bad couple of nights truck, you know with the escalation from the south side
I really think like we need to you know empower it as a PD
You know that they've been dropping cops off bridges for the last couple of days. Yeah, we
This is not good
I'm not not trying to I'm not trying to I'm not trying to say this is your fault chalk. I'm just saying like
What are we gonna do? I am saying this one's on chalk
Well the ball is pissing on the truth on the yeah, bus. Yeah, they are yeah
Well, I guess we need up the aggressive in the south side then what do you mean up the aggression?
What do you mean by patrol patrol patrol?
All right, they expand on that
show our presence double up and then take these guys to the quarry whenever we have the chance we just tried to do that chalk.
So what do you want to do Wrangler.
Okay, here's what I want to do.
First off, pull every cop off the street right now. It's meeting time.
All right, okay, and we'll have a year here. Okay chalk make that announcement
I'm 31 to every officer PC. So and I'll come to the meeting room at MRPD
Back under the underpass break break break. Oh, we got a
This is Chief Rudy Chalk at the PFO LPD everyone meeting in the interview room of MRPD right now
simple
Man, let me I'll heat it up for you. We got some bread. It's pretty good
I got a burger still in the wrapper
Do we want to have it in the big way
you're chief of police and and this is the your honor share for having a meeting at MRPD
and if you're not currently processing somebody you should be on or out here
can I have an emergency
A4, A4
all right let's go to the meeting room
okay okay hey hey let me hold the door before everybody
I'm holding the door open.
I'm holding the door open for everybody.
You good Wrangler?
No, I'm not fucking good, Chalk.
Well, I mean, like, your body, you know, you're drowned a little bit.
No, that's also not good.
Okay, gotcha.
I mean, this is a fucking embarrassment.
The South Side is making us look like bitches.
And I agree they are.
We look bitch-made out there.
But like, I, yeah, I mean, I started stepping up to them.
I thought they got more aggressive too.
You literally walked away, Chuck.
That's not what stepping up means.
That's the opposite of stepping up.
Well, I mean, I denied their negotiations
so they got more aggressive.
Great, you know what?
I told you, I agree.
I shouldn't have handed over negotiations.
I agree.
Yeah, I should have just took them.
I'm on my way to MRP right now.
What the hell is he talking about?
Sorry.
All right, we're gonna fix this. It's okay
We're gonna fix it operation Southside crackdown here we go
Here we go
Just like reverse hell week
It's this is a policing initiative
I mean we got this we can't just but you know what I mean
I'm with you, Sheriff.
All right.
Do you take under?
What are criminals going for as denying negotiations?
I mean, he kind of did deny negotiations by just not negotiating and talking.
Oh, hey there, Leo.
Hey, sit on the floor, guys.
Hey there, Mr. Mitchell.
I like that.
And I can't be run over outside of the forum shoot focus on forum drive great
You get run over while we're gonna hold up man, what time yeah, we shared that together
I mean I tried to come into back to you guys up, but there was no one there
Which play came and then everyone?
So good
I'm only one person man
Everyone give me a fucking favorite and put your phone on their plate
I can't believe you guys have your ringtones on that's you know that you
know that you can turn it off right? My ringtone is off I don't know why. I got it on Vibrate, feels good. I'm gonna be honest Vibrate is just as bad as having a ringtone you can still fucking hear it. Yeah I agree. I had mine on get out of video I don't listen to you.
All right, is everyone
No
How are we all feeling about the south side
Well, I hate the fucking potholes, too.
You hate the potholes?
Yeah.
It's so shitty.
Yeah, we all hate potholes.
It smells bad down there.
It's stinky.
Listen, I think that what we have to do is we need to work collectively, okay?
And both of us, you know, both these departments, we're going to have to work together on here.
We need to, we need to goddamn.
This could be the only thing that is on it.
Who is that?
Everyone.
It's not me.
Put it on airplane mode.
It isn't me.
Yeah, guys.
Turn your volume down.
Listen, we need to have the Davis PD fully staffed and operational.
And we need to work together to do this.
right. I think that. Okay, I think it's just the governor. I'm going to be honest. And he's
been in a bit of a trance right now. So I think it is actually governor.
Okay, so we'll ignore that. Look, I think that we should work on having at least eight
officers or deputies or whoever there at any given time. I really do. I think I think
have to because you know the first step is presence right that's right that's
right guys and that would be that would be a way to go about that hey that's
pretty smart wrangler it is right can we get some tear gas listen the having
more shit is it gonna solve the issue that's not having more shit is it gonna
to solve this. We need to work together. You know what I mean?
verbal comes after present fear gas. That's right. And I'm
going to be honest with you guys. I really I mean, we I think
we've completely lost control of the South side. I agree. It's
not good. This is bad. So we really need to work together on
You know crack it down down there. Do you know how we can stick it to them without actually do anything Wrangler?
Yeah, talk out
I've been getting reports of them
Them holding up people right and not fill in the potholes
Okay, so we should fill in the potholes because they're trying to use them as like escape routes to pop our tired
We could fill in the potholes
smart. I don't teach them show. Okay. What? It's like a operation fill their holes. I
guess. I mean, I'm just trying to fill panels. What floor is that meeting room on? No, we're
trying to force them to pay off their fines, right? You know what? I tell you what, let's
do this. We're going to do a joint operation here. Okay, this operation. Southside crackdown
is going to start tomorrow, 4 p.m. central at Davis PD. Everyone needs to be there. Okay,
we're going to come up with a more comprehensive plan. My years, we're going to talk. I'm going
to lead the Corey roundup program initiative with Tessa. Tessa and I are going to do that.
Okay. All right. Uh, talk, you should lead the initiative to fill the polls. All right,
perfect. You want to be your presence and make sure every
problem gets built. You don't lose your tires. There we go.
Gotcha. This is a good idea. So you you leave that part and
then we'll we'll leave this part. Okay. All right, perfect.
Good. Do you want us to help? You know, if you're chasing
someone or you just don't want to work together at all.
Why? How did you get that? I'm so confused. How did you
Yeah, fill their holes.
Fill their holes.
Hold on a damn second.
How did you get that out of?
I just said we need to work together down there.
Well, you're kind of separated us, though.
What are you?
What on earth?
Well, but we have to have our own focuses.
No, no, no, no, no.
To be, what do you think is happening right now, Chuck?
You want us to patrol this outside.
You want to go and collect every one for the quarry.
And then you just want me to stand around and do nothing.
That fuck happens in your head
What the hell is going on in your head a lot happens in my head
How did you get
You know that the filling the potholes thing was your idea, right? Mm-hmm
Okay
So how did that turn into now? I want you to do nothing
radio check you know what you're good guys I think you didn't get get it
this must be a joke I don't think it was I don't think it was I do not I don't
I thought it was a good suggestion.
Yeah, I like feeling it.
This is a mentor.
It was a good idea.
Maybe we gentrified the south.
Do you not like the pothole initiative anymore?
I thought that was good.
Mean it would stick it to them it would upset them. Okay, so it wasn't a joke. I
Mean, it is a joke. I mean it depends. I mean, I don't mind doing it
But it was a joke because it will
And we will probably get shot for
I'm just trying to wrap my head around if there was a joke or not
It was
Okay, so
Did you don't want to do that then or?
No, we can patrol the south side while you wrap everyone for the quarry.
And then when you get back up, we can easily go and assist you whenever there's more than
one car that needs to be chased.
Are you trying to fill holes or not?
I'm so goddamn.
Do you want to fill these fucking bottles or not, Chuck?
Yeah.
I do.
Why not both?
I mean, we can do both.
Okay.
But I don't know if it's a joke or not.
Do you want to fill the holes?
Yeah.
I mean, okay, we can fill the holes. Why are you saying it like I?
Well hold on to God damn it. Why are you saying it like it was my idea?
What the fuck is happening right now? We can fill the holes wrangle. Okay, this was your idea chalk
You said it would stick it to them. Yeah, you came up with this. Mm-hmm. That's like I came up with patrol in the south side
That's a good idea too man.
You did not invent patrolling the south side.
I said we need to, I said we need to patrol the south side, that's wrong.
Oh god, they're shooting up Davis.
They're shooting up Davis, P.D.
Yeah, Blum was on the radio requesting backup because they're holding someone up
there right now.
Okay, okay, everyone there now.
This is the show of force.
This is what we needed.
Come on Leo
That way
Watch your step
Let's go share
Sorry chief
Oh
What
Okay, right where we can do the pot whole thing if you want I guess
I'm fucking negotiating here
I'm negotiating hey, what's the situation I'm the negotiator
What is the situation
Okay
Let's get a third.
OK, who is this guy?
Got another guy trying to get this to the city with a call
out.
I want to actually end the drive and do your phone call.
That's all you want?
That's all you need to quit.
4,000 quits, six minutes.
OK.
All right, give me one second, OK?
How much does it quit?
I don't know, Sheriff.
I don't think that's real money.
Yeah, I don't know, guys.
All right, how about this what if you just give him up and we give you a free passage to your car
This is the best offer you're gonna get
All right, okay give him up
just blow their head off the second they get into the car
all right everyone so listen up we're cracking down on people bringing hostages to police departments
this is day one of that
What happened to you sir what happened to you I was uh I just got done running my taxi
shift I was going to the bank at the cost of my check I was running down to the banner
and they pulled up the guns and they threw me in the trunk and they had me dialed on one
multiple times in fact I was told I was dialed the wrong number twice and I called back
jeez us really yeah that's good well thank you I mean someone did answer so thank you
guys. Where we? Uh, you sound super depressed. What they say to do? Uh, they're like, Oh no,
they're like, well, unfortunately, our units are up north. So, you know, we're gonna try to make a
way to you. Okay, he didn't, he didn't tell he didn't tell you, you guys to come here. Did he?
No, no. Yeah, yeah. We were on some kind of like road with a view. I think it was like
Rocks were positive today since no one was answering my non ones there they came down here
Local Jesus like I had his hands off
All right, you can put your hands on
Yeah, I just wanted to make
Crazy all right everyone just just get your cars into the parking lot this is code for
And then let's go inside. Let's resume our meeting. Okay
Thank you big for your spots. Yeah, you're pretty sure you yeah, it's it's so problem. What's your name one more time for the report? Oh
Elias, uh
What's your state ID?
Uh, I'll just show you.
Single file line, guys. Don't phone run.
I'll cop your vehicle.
Oh, sir, you got some fines, dude.
Yeah, I was just, uh, you know, it's one of those things that's like, I've already worked my mind once,
and I was gonna try to do it again for my new fines.
But like I said, do you guys have a 3-1-1?
Like a non-emergency line?
Because I don't like calling.
Well, you should just go up to the BCSO,
or even if you go up to the chorus,
sometimes someone will be there.
OK.
Will there be someone later on today?
Oh, yeah, big time.
All right, cool.
Then I'll show up in about an hour.
An hour sounds good.
Yeah, that sounds great.
All right, I'll be there in an hour.
All righty, thank you so much, sir.
No problem.
I think we have to do this chat. We have completely lost any control on the south side
Why this is it? I feel like this is a pretty natural escalation
You know what I mean?
Hostage matters out of hand
Yeah, I think like taking a hostage to the PD is pretty
But you should probably just get shot for that
All right, everyone. So as you just saw, well, I'll speedy. I can't tell you what to do, but BCSO new protocol.
If somebody brings a hostage to a government building. Okay. No, any government building. This includes the hospital in a government building.
Clear the hostage kill him not not the hostage. I thought the hostage shakers
This is where I was beating you
100% yeah
You know what 200% for me to see us. So so there you go
200% that goes through you guys, okay
You
All right great
No
So anyways, as I was saying, okay, I think Chalk got confused now I'm gonna lead this, you know, what or maybe we should just maybe we should just do it together. Okay.
We'll forget leading it. But you know, really, I am the lead of it for the quarry roundup. And then Chalk will also do your idea and we'll fill the bottles.
bottles. Oh, okay. Now, are we
gonna pay other people to do
that? Or are we just, are we
gonna do it ourselves? Are we
gonna do it and supervise or
what do you think? I was
thinking, I mean, the best
thing to do was probably pay
something to do it and then
I'll supervise. Yeah, that's a
good idea. Talk that's strong.
Yeah. I mean, yeah, I agree
with that was my plan, but
you said it. I like that
idea. Yeah, we will get it
probably a little bit of
but we'll see I know the equipment is expensive though it's like $3,000 for a
drill you don't need to use the drill though sir okay I've been told that you
need to use it I don't know exactly how it's real yeah or use a shovel okay
Okay, so I heard you. Okay. Okay, got you. Okay, not sure. I'm gonna be honest. I'm looking here and
have you been filling it grocery looks pretty good.
Oh, that's interesting because I've been everything on the south side actually looks good. Okay.
I've been missing complete. Seeing in a lot of stuff. I'm like
complaining about them filling their holes. It was bad earlier. Yeah. And it
probably will be bad again.
I'm trying to think what we call this operation. Operation hot hole
enforcement now in the south side. Fill their holes. It's a bit wordy. I like
operation fill their holes like operation hold pounder strong or operation panel that
okay thank you Chucky listen this is good i think we should all take we should take all this
okay like i said tomorrow at four central right here everyone think on this come up with some
ideas. We're gonna come back. Okay. And then tomorrow we regain control of the south side
because we've completely lost control down here completely. It's bad. And frankly, you
know what? I think when we're patrolling down here, I don't even think double badges
enough. I think we need two in each car and then a secondary car that's double badged
following them the whole time. I agree. Show of force. We should go after that
leaders as well. We got to keep, we got to give them the quarry, yeah. Will the monitor
double botch be in effect? Yeah, absolutely. We could try to slip some crack into the neighborhoods
and see if we can't get them addicted to crack. No, no, no. Oh, okay. Not again. We're not
again, but we're not gonna get him addicted to crack. We don't need to do that. I think
it worked last time. I mean, it did. But I mean, yeah, we're not gonna do that. Okay.
All right, everyone sound good. For now, this goes into effect tomorrow. We'll be here
tomorrow or central. And for now, Garcia, you want to take your final well now. Yeah,
You said you want to
Do you feel like you're okay to do that sir? Oh, yeah, I'm good go
Okay. All right. I'm gonna go do that
Thank you
Let me just go put some shit on my locker real quick
Alright yeah, so we're doomed right shit GG
Yeah, it's just over
I don't have a car. Well, you got to figure that out. How how would you get a car right
now? I was thankful. Okay. Hey, we got a ride back up to BCSO. Sure. Teamwork, that's how
All right, now that that scenario is over, Choc was 100% a scene.
I could have just sent my car and give you this car.
That would have been fine, I think.
I'm not going to do anything like that.
He actually did just start negotiating and run away.
Correct.
Because that's how I remember it.
Awesome.
Thank you.
So you're going to kid that doesn't count against my evaluation, right?
No, no.
It only starts when we get to BCS, so you get in the car.
Okay, okay.
a lot of officer kidnappings lately in a lot of aggression from the South side being
absolutely dick can they're lashing out because of the quarry and we need to we
need to stop fucking around and we need to double that we can't just sit
around and you know what I'm having you know
I mean, absolutely awful. I'm slowly realizing, uh, well not slowly. I guess I immediately
realize that you know both police forces aren't very good and we are getting
absolutely bitched by the south side
hasn't been that bad that the south side? yes
and you get policy check all the time who's like name and badge number what
right do you have to detain him like you're an accessory to the sheriff
getting kidnapped that is enough to access it to the Zanafaras I need to
I like it though Chad, I think it's fun.
But whatever, whatever man.
I love explaining to people how I do my job and then saying no you don't do your job like that.
It's just always great.
They clearly know better.
Really.
What is my first name and I didn't give it, I gave him my last name and my badge and everyone said he has every right to get into the lawyer.
feel strongly about it so I might need that photo back sir because that clearly
shows him there and almost gonna take a quicker you know bring grab on my phone
of him in front of the bird yawning ox is making the potato decillery for Polito
And it's that's looking good man
Dude it like fills up to you that's so much fun
That's awesome, oh, they're gonna like that
For those feet put that on wiki feet
I
What's going on here sick making the fact I run off good bus
I believe the correct service
Is the Almanac stream
Yeah, it gets past that big level
I don't think so. I think they just use OBS to record that. Oh, yeah, bro. Well by American standards
I think we're all a little bit fat sometimes, you know.
Alright, well I'm going to be going 42.
Good luck with your final eval.
Thank you.
Hopefully either not or I'll be fired.
So yeah, one of the other.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, sir, there's only a Washington three rebels and a police scooper.
Wow.
You better ask.
No, correction.
There are only three rebels.
Oh, well, lovely.
Okay, now I'm taking them all next to that guy just top.
Hey Ripley, how's the motor unit going?
So far so good. We've got a couple of arrests.
Arrest? How'd you make an arrest on that?
Well, I've been primarily trying to focus on tertiary and spiking and repositioning.
And if I need to make an arrest, I made one at the hospital and walked him over here.
I see. Well, I'll tell you what, be careful.
Being on that thing by yourself tonight, the south side is pushing our dick in.
What the hell? For what?
They hate the quarry and uh... I'm gonna be honest Ripley it's not good we're getting
absolutely fucking bitched out there and rolling.
Hmm... okay...
Did they think that we can
like close it or something? Isn't that like the government's thing?
Well you know what it is is we got this uh...
I haven't seen you on duty early enough for but you know we do this
quarry roundup every day where I grab the bus and we go down there and just
you know get people and uh... they've responded
to that with violence and
to be honest it's working
you i mean you have violence definitely does solve some problems
sometimes yeah it is it is working
yeah so what are you gonna do about it
uh... well tomorrow
so here's what we're going to do
you know i'll give you a second that's fine
yeah so what are we gonna do about it
So Chalk has the idea that we should fill potholes down there.
I think he thinks that rules are maybe making him angry or something.
If they see us down there helping their community, they'll think, hey, we shouldn't kidnap and torture these guys.
They're just like us. They care about these streets.
I think that's his plan, yeah. I'm thinking that, I mean, we just got to make this.
We just got to get more presents down there, right? That's just what we got to do.
We got to do we got to get Davis PD more operational with both departments working on it
We need to not just double batch patrol, but even have a secondary car following that car at all times
I mean, that's all that's all you can do right boots on the ground, you know
Okay
Yeah, I mean
It's pretty easy to kidnap a single cop who's patrolling, but it's harder to
Ambush a the entire conglow. He's got the Glocks on the cocks exactly rock Glocks on cocks
two cars you know what I mean maybe I'll maybe I'll work on getting my end of
segue you know for intimidation purposes maybe we have a segue on the
sidewalk and then two cars next to that yeah like a transport mission and they're
like oh shit they got the segue on this thing you know they couldn't run
through the alleys either because then you know you'd be there on the segue
yep I've already convinced them that this stick thing on my right here this
is like a tracker that will track the location of it maybe oh have you seen
That are you just getting on duty? Yeah, go take a look in the army here. Come on. What's that Garcia?
So
Well, maybe I should patrol in shorts down on the south side that way they know this is like a
Like a demonstration of power, but I roll up my pants my pants legs a little bit now like oh shit
it. Yeah, maybe you could do that. Um, take a look in there. We got trackers now where,
uh, you could put them on the quarry workers or, you know, if someone's on bail or someone
imagine something like that, and you can, and you can label them and then it'll show
up on, you know, like if you put Randy on that, right? Uh, it'll show up on, on your
GPS on your map is with, with whatever you labeled it is.
Hmm. Okay. You see what I mean? So we can, I'm sure we, like, this is probably
not something you just do without some sort of probable cause or some kind of reason to
do so.
Um, probably an invasion of their privacy.
What?
No.
Fuck him.
Uh, I mean, you can, you can, uh, if they work, if they're working at the core, you
can.
Yeah.
I mean, that's stuff that some of the volunteer to go to, we could probably even start doing
things like if you're going to go to a bench trial, like you have to submit to
obviously we're going to search you before you go to the courthouse.
You have to submit to have a tracker on you as your person.
I tell you what, I would bring one and I would ask the judge.
Sure. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, see what they say
Neat
Cuz I mean, you know, I'm not gonna leave. What's the issue, right? Right?
Well, what do you don't want it you planning on running you could argue it that way
What are you planning on running somewhere sir? See your honor see he doesn't want to wear it. He's probably gonna run
So there you go
to the heads up utilize those yeah mm-hmm much cooler than coffee to this yeah
fuck you doing a fat finally bail tonight yeah right now Garcia fantastic
someone finally took you up on it I know well and apparently love wants to
hers as well so I gotta do that tomorrow oh yeah right so last night she was
saying how she's has one today or something yeah but it was it was gonna
be Tessa but Tesla has already complimented her breasts so yeah I
I know but you know I feel like Tessa should give her the final vow because she's already shown that she might give her a little bit of leeway because of her giant knockers.
Right, right. I mean you can't just fail something and just be like oh my back just hurts so much I couldn't think. It's like now you know what, figure it out.
Figure it out, exactly. Alright well we're gonna get moving, I'll talk to you later Ripley.
Yep, I got things to do. I'll see you guys later.
I think Mathers he was talking about like legally.
Oh.
Yep.
Yeah, am I not doing my evil tonight? Um, we can we can do it after this if you want
Okay, so I was gonna do it tonight with Tessa. Yeah, we can do it after groceries if you want I'm gonna shoot
Okay, yeah
So they okay, yeah, let's go do it
Hello!
Okay.
Give me a second.
Okay.
Let me know when you're ready.
Hello?
What is that?
Hello?
Who is this?
Hello?
Identify yourself, please?
Hello?
Hello, hello?
Hello?
I
Was me
My name is James willock and it's been day 34 trying to get oh wow hello. Oh my god
Wow
Yeah, I'll take it
Monica like pain
Day 34 of you what trying to get hired? I'm going crazy. I'm trying to rip my hair out and just I'm
Starting to download things on my camera my phone that I'm not supposed to download
I don't know if they're hiring right now
Yeah, look at this Jeff
We bet
10k total viewers across 62 streams
Hey
Not bad for a wednesday. Really not bad at all
Well here, let me give you the spiel real quick. Why is there a giant red toe hook on my
I have no clue what that is
I don't know what that means okay so let me give you this feel here
I'll see here... no it's... okay uh... I'll see here... hold on a damn second.
Yeah, no worries, I parked over to the side of the road because I actually want to hear
this and pay attention.
Yeah, no, it's gonna be good.
Hold on a second.
Holding.
Jesus, I had the shit somewhere.
Let me let me ask Tessa where it's at.
Hey, Tessa.
Do you know where Tessa's at?
I'll get it for you in a sec.
Thank you.
You got any food and water and stuff?
I've got one coffee and three cooked waffles.
I might need to grab another couple of drinks.
Let's do that right now.
Okay, if you're ready for it.
Send it.
two nine zero three
let's actually let's start all my follow-ups here at plan B
I think somebody just got murdered here sir
hello sir Captain India
No
What are you doing?
Aliens all the alien bangs around here
Yeah, I'm hunting down before it is too late.
Oh, okay.
You sure what? What are you talking about?
I'm very free with you today.
You know what happened?
I wouldn't know what happened. Hold on. What happened?
Okay, sorry.
Please, please, please explain how the alien...
Please tell us your story.
Can you speak up, ma'am?
Please tell me your story, Commander Man.
I know. It's Jean Hallow, not Commander Man.
man was like a friend of mine. I spot the space wars now on here on earth hunting down the aliens
you know. Rishi the alien. If you see the social media he's posting thirst traps and we're nailing
post thirst traps and means he's in heat and we're nailing in heat they mean he lays eggs.
There's gonna be three trillion eggs inside of the earth. Oh my god. Is it on trendy? Yeah
you're gonna search an alien on trendy you can find it. You know I sometimes feel like
being a british person i'm an alien here well yeah you should that's what our
forefathers want you to feel like
no i'm not an alien i don't go in heat that's all about it
that's good hey i'm pretty sure i got over there just that shot the waitress
the other one you just go back um well does the waitress just be shot here
oh yeah go on this go just ask him i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure if the guy on the
bike you know. Oh well we didn't witness it but I mean we could technically detain him and ask him
and check him for JFL. Jesus Christ. Okay. That's the way he is. Sorry buddy. He knows my name.
Is he already gone? Yeah he's gone. I'm sorry I was on airplane mode. Sir. Hey I need you to
listen to budget is fine but I need you to go to the alien island. Well I need you to go put
more into the quarry. We need more in the quarry. What's the budget at? Everything is fine, but I need you to find more. Where are you in a quarry right now? I just, no, I might work, I'm hard of work, I need you to find more. Your heart, where? Please put more in the quarry. Please. What's the budget at? It's, everything is fine. Just please put more in the quarry. We need to put more. We need to afford more things. Please put, just find more, please.
When do you need me to have more in there by right now right now right now please
Oh, I need a bunch. Okay, sir. I'll
Get to work on it a lot. Okay, so please if you could just never fire the game with you it's no matter what
please
Okay, sir. I understand
Thank you. Thank you
Give me the next give me the next
more
Another round, please. Another round.
Want to be a kaisa?
Yeah, that's okay. We're just really...
We'll have to be able to look out for people that might have that.
Everybody more.
Holy shit.
There's so much.
Up on the floor.
Like, eggs.
Hi, how can I help you?
I would very much like to purchase some beverages and some food.
How many?
Well, I only have $48, so how many drinks will $48 get?
One.
I'll have one drink.
We can do two.
Oh, two.
That's your heart.
What would you like to drink?
We've got coffee, OJ, soda.
I'll take whatever you want to give me if one's on the house, you know, I'm
not first.
I would take a tea, but I know you guys don't have the tea so coffee is too much of it's causing me my bangs right now
Just give us a minute to put it in the back
Yeah, I was just almost assassinated. Oh no
Someone who just like it up in Adams employee Tommy from long range
Still having those kind of he was throwing raw meat at me. Oh
Yeah, I mean we could
Yeah, I love congratulations
Looks like you're gonna pass your final valve
how
Congratulations, well the governor gave me two very
very persuasive reasons I
What look just keep up the good work. We're gonna have to do it anyways because it's protocol, but things are looking good for you
Okay, I need to get a boob
I don't want my tits to be the reason I passed my eval.
I've been studying for like two weeks.
Well then why'd you give yourself giant tits if you didn't want it to give you an advantage?
Because I bought a $75,000 car that was armored and super cool and then they re-boated because
it was too cool and I was like you know what I'm gonna buy something for myself and I
bought myself massive tits.
Can I take these fuckers back?
Well listen I can't.
Listen, you know how the governor reacts to things.
I would like to very much take a seat.
And honestly, sir, I would kind of expect you to be shot,
but I'm going to at least leave you one of them.
We can go to statement quickly.
I mean, I told the Leo Echo Bar what happened.
We're going to get someone else to do that, OK?
OK.
Leo Echo Bar took my seat.
There you go.
Someone took the seat.
Oh, OK, great.
OK, so.
All right, can I have three combos?
Absolutely.
What would you like to drink?
coffee. And how do you like your eggs? I like my eggs so I like my women. Easy. That's
right. Okay. Easy enough. I wasn't I wasn't making a jab. I was just over easy or really
good eggs. Oh, this is the lady that said if I didn't want to be harassed, I shouldn't
have big tits. Oh, that's not what I said, ma'am. You are the one who in a chase earlier
in the evening was commenting about your tits. If what I said offended you in any way, that
is not how I meant it ma'am. I promise you I did not mean to know that you took it that
day. That's much different tune than yesterday. I'm very happy about that. Yeah, I did not
mean to know that you took it. But it wasn't just me. There were like three people that
and what the fuck did you just say?
Yeah, I got to ask something though.
Ma'am, behind the counter, I don't normally do this,
but are you currently in a relationship with anybody?
I'm gay.
But I mean, if you have a lot of money,
I can be persuaded.
I don't know what it is.
There's just something about you that
is making me attracted to you.
I don't know what it is.
One month a year I sent in to Gaysia where I just allow anyone to just have a go, you know?
Don't do that. You're gonna catch something.
We could do, you ever seen- You were way too pretty to do that.
Look, you have a go at trying, you know.
You were way too pretty.
Oh, sure.
You've never seen, uh...
You've never seen Chasing Amy?
No.
Has anyone in here seen Chasing Amy?
It was a really popular movie like five years ago.
Chasing Amy?
No one
Netflix in it
Netflix in it, yeah, you ever seen chasing Amy guys?
Hi Sal, I have
I was almost forced to marry Sal yesterday
He's a good guy
29 years ago
He was kidnapped
That was Gary, he was trying to force us to get married
Yeah, we were kidnapped
by some guy named Gary
Alright, we need to get moving here
Yeah, yeah, it's ready for you
I just didn't want to interrupt him
I'm not going to be tipping you okay okay take a seat García.
Can I get a two combos please?
Absolutely what to drink?
Coffee please.
Yeah I'll get it coming right up.
Thank you.
Okay García what's your first name?
I'm sorry I can hear you on my radio I have a 80% volume because I apparently have to talk about it.
Anna? Yeah. Anna?
Anna, oh Anna, yeah.
Anna, what the?
Anna, okay.
A-N-N-A, spoke backwards it's the same thing, A-N-N-A, Anna.
Oh Anna, okay.
It works here in the red hot, it gave me like 20 of each.
Okay my name is Sheriff Randy Ringler today, I'll be evaluating you on several different things to make sure you are sufficient.
solo deputy. You will be evaluated on your pursuit driving. This is in the Buffalo.
You got this. Pursuit training, radio etiquette, scene control, procedure, processing legal
knowledge and we're going to vibe you out as well. We'll see if you can pass the vibe
check. Okay. Okay, fantastic. Do you have any questions? I mean, no, not really,
But I'm going to give it my best shot.
That might not be good enough.
I need you to do better than that.
I'm going to give it the best shot
that I've ever given it in my entire life.
OK, so you have no questions?
We're good to proceed?
I'm good to proceed.
Right.
Yeah, my only concern, and I will say this outright,
is my driving.
It's not entirely dog shit, but it's not great.
Well, you need to be able to drive to be a cop.
I know, sir.
OK, let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
Hello.
If you pass and come back, I might give you a kiss.
OK, incentive.
Hey, Sal, I'll talk to you later, man.
Adjuster.
Bye.
Well, goodbye then, I guess.
Why did you say hi?
I said hello.
Oh, hi.
I thought you said bye.
We're used to the cops just saying bye.
No, no, no.
I'm a polite Brit.
pretty great to have some time so we just be trying to get it.
Oh, goodbye.
Bye.
You know what?
All right, you guys are good.
I didn't want the creepy clown to stab you guys, so.
Oh, no.
It's fine.
I waited.
Wouldn't it be the first time I've been stabbed?
I know.
It wouldn't be a lot.
No, it won't.
OK, so with that in mind, I think the best thing you could probably do here is go
to some calls that would.
There's all one of those I'm just gonna ask me some some general knowledge right now
Okay, what is Virginia versus Marx?
I don't know that one
Okay, that's an important one
Let's see here a common you all didn't prepare me for Virginia versus not yeah, how about
about a dough good versus sand address.
So what's that do good?
Yeah, yeah.
That is where a way you cannot be deemed liable to be sued if you are providing medical aid even though you're not certified to do it.
Yeah. Okay. What about Ram versus ranch?
Ram. I don't know that one either.
Okay. How about Tennessee versus Garner?
How on the fleeing, Fallon, where if we believe that somebody's armed and dangerous and a threat to our lives, or the life of others, public,
we can shoot them, like earlier when they should have shot you, not you, but we should have shot the hostage-haters.
You were being put in danger.
Okay, how about Marilyn versus King?
Okay, Marilyn versus King.
Yeah. You have to know this one, too, where you fell right now.
I'm going to fell right now. Holy shit, okay.
really this isn't good give me can you give me a hint this isn't fucking I know it's a car one right
this could all be over right now if you don't oh my god oh please don't you have to think out
what this is maryland be king can i can i stop and think about it for a second no you can't
you have to drive the car well then i don't know what it is then at this point in time it will
come to me. I know it will.
We'll let that one pass.
Okay.
And right here,
Martin Luther King is famous for saying what?
Out of a dream.
Yeah.
Okay.
And, uh...
So if I check on, like, on, like, Hightown?
And, uh...
Do you think you've been the same thing?
Malcolm X is famous for saying what?
That. I do know, sir.
So I'm very British.
That's very good.
I mean, high panel likes me.
Is that not a vibe checking up?
Okay, and Rosa Parks protested segregation by doing what?
Sitting on a bus.
No.
So she protested because she was never allowed to sit on a bus.
No, not exactly.
That's not rough.
I would you describe it then if it's not sitting on a bus. That's all we got taught
Okay, well, let's let's move on here
I
Was so confident now
No kind of confident, but not in a good way
Well, let's do this Terry versus a lion
Okay, so Terry, Ohio is where we can frisk as a feather. We believe be armed and dangerous
We can't search and we can just brisk them for a bulge
Okay, and Princess Diana died. How why is that in here?
It's in here
No no, she died by being chased by the papparazzi.
She died technically by them applying Scott plierras to her.
Are you in an 80's?
Yes.
Hahaha.
We're on South Ulcer North-British.
I still don't want to refer to replacing the Tagway with the second attack.
Oh
Let me ask you some more questions fill in the blank here stop drop
Normally I would say roll if I'm being absolutely fucking boring, but you can shake it out, too
Roll yeah roll. No, it's actually shut them down and open up shop
We get taught as kids to stop dropping the roll.
No, that's not correct.
Although it's an adult thinking about it, stop dropping and rolling.
Pretty shit.
Okay, so, okay.
Straight to the south side.
Okay, that's a choice. Let's see how it plays out.
Okay, that is basically a motor vehicle. Yes, being the exception to the Fourth Amendment
right of assertion seizure. Are you sure? So, yes, because basically it can be moved.
therefore the contraband or the goods could be moved so we we do not need a
signed warrant for a search it's like an edited in certain sense
okay here we go I don't know why this is so
in the mid-2000s Eminem gave Elton John this
for his wedding a diamond foot plug that's right
I don't know that one huh I don't know how I know that one but that's a part
of your history it's part of British history
He's American.
Now, Buplug, let her have it, Chad.
Let her have it.
We've got to build the confidence up.
Close enough.
Nicely.
OK.
So could you explain that maneuver to me?
I was in a legal Utah.
Good.
Okay, and you're allowed to do that because of why I'm responding to a call
Okay
I was gonna respond to the 1080 with a VCB already so
Did you say it on the radio? I did not stay on the radio sir
Yes, sir, yes, sir
Always be common
Yeah, I'm gonna do radio
I say this about everything ABC always be common always be doing your well like a child
I don't know what I don't even know what that means. You don't know what a job is. Oh, yeah
Yeah, it's the self that's good with onions. It's something that off the shop will never be
You call him a child they'll get very effective
There's a robbery just up the road
We go to that
One on nine plus law and attacking to the latest robbery big potato and chives
Great comms there great use of comms
I think there is a big truck, one individual fleeing from the source, it's just a bit wrong.
Hello sir!
I thought you didn't need those.
Hello, what's up with you? You seem to be exiting that store very fast.
Oh, I'm illegally parked in there.
Sorry sir, was that English there, sir?
Yes, that's it.
Oh, you recognise that you're illegally parked?
I don't think they're good for the city.
That guy over there on the phone who's actually running towards us, okay.
I don't like him.
Yikes.
I met actually the city
Not the server by the way
I actually meant an RP they're bad for the city
I don't know what else they're asking me about pants, sorry, but you know.
Yeah, where are your pants? Is this proper attire on this truck right now?
Yikes! They're criminals! They're bad for the city! They're actually bad for the city! They offer!
I gotta say, you're pretty brave going into a store when it's being robbed. What were you getting from the store?
They're bad! They're bad people!
I literally just passed out inside the store because I couldn't... I need something to do with it.
Oh, okay. And what did you get?
I got three hot dogs and two others.
Okay, mind if I just give you a little, uh, little frisk there, so we make sure that you do have three hot dogs?
I mean, I eat them because I'm fast out of here.
You've eaten them already? Holy shit, you're a glizzy guffaw, alright? Okay, I got you.
Oh, I'm fast out of here. I don't want to pass out again.
Oh, Jesus, okay.
They just slide it down that very good thing, okay?
They drop it a little bit. Okay, I digress.
I guess well you are actually legally fucked right now
I'm in a little fucker like I said I was passing a car off
It's an emergency
Okay, okay, alright then, one with the glizzies, right
What's your last name?
Get Blizzy Gobbler
Sorry, what?
Fields
Fields, one field
Yeah, I think I'm 90 with you
You do have your ID, yes, if you could flash me your ID that would be great
Okay, it's right here.
Hey, yes, you are indeed one field, okay.
I can see that you have got some unpaid fines.
Yeah, but I was told you had, what, three days to pay them.
Made a chocolate.
If you want it, I do want it.
Okay, well, you do have some, you have some totems to, it's not an easy one to say,
but $15,000?
What's that?
I'm going to be honest, I think Garcia's going to fail.
So yesterday was a bad day for you actually no three days ago
Why is it this guy in handcuffs?
It's when you're on your meds you pretty easy right yeah, you can ask. I said I was like today for my shootout
Right there right behind this
Is it me that you saved?
Let's see what happens
Alright, well you don't have any big traffic violations at this point, any priors of you parking your car illegally, so on this one occasion I'm going to give you a warning please, to keep your car parked correctly where it should be, okay?
Did she forget that we're here for a store robbery?
Okay, but uh, you are going to be free to go far.
What the fuck just happened?
Get some better fucking food, Glumby's open now.
What the fuck just happened?
I'm going to head there next.
Ha ha ha ha.
Alright, well we're just going to check out the store, okay, but you know, you'd be safe, alright?
Thank you.
No, is this Prodigy training?
Okay, I'm not gonna fire Garcia, but I might need to retrain her.
Lane County Sheriff's Office, you're in here, make yourself known.
Garcia, why don't we put those guys in handcuffs?
They were being kind of compliant to me, sir, so I didn't feel the need to put them in handcuffs, you know?
they were willing to chat a bit.
Does the attainment always have to be putting somebody in a
handcuff?
Well, not not always, but you kind of let them go before we
could even investigate the scene.
Kind of. Yeah.
Like, I mean, the only thing that I saw them do was literally
leave the shop running, which this guy over there is also
running.
Oh, oh, Garcia.
Oh, oh, baby. No, no, Garcia.
What, sir? No, they were on the scene of a crime suite hurt.
Oh, oh yeah.
You call me baby, so that's the plus.
No, Garcia, no.
Hey, look at me.
Yeah, I'm looking at you, sir. I'm not gonna fire you.
Because there's potential in there, but I'm going to tell you right now you've already failed this funnel over that that's done
We're not continuing this anymore. Okay, that's fine. That's an instant fail
Yeah, if this was a
We're gonna turn you into a good cop it's there
But that was not it
Can I be a cadet? So? Oh, yeah 100%
I really do enjoy working for the department.
Yeah. No, no, no, don't worry.
I'm not. Listen, if now,
if you were one of my officers that had been around for a year and they did that,
and I was fine, it wouldn't want to be even be a question.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
So let's talk about what just happened.
A fleeing from the scene of a crime.
Well, not no, no, because they were fleeing.
did they walked out and they complied with you right? So but they're here, they're in the store,
they were really the only ones you saw here at the scene of a crime right?
Yep. So then of course I mean that would make them, that would make them
Suspects. Sussex right? So then at that point what what do you have?
I have the reasonable suspicion to put them in cuffs to detain them and question them further.
bingo bingo so you can detain them right um and then i mean at that time you know you could cuff
them and i mean you can keep them in cuffs long enough to uh you know come into the store and
gather evidence right uh so i guess and i'm not i'm not being a dick but i'm i'm just trying to
to wonder why why that wasn't your instinct. I think it's maybe the location of
the store. Gotcha. Yeah I mean I would say there you definitely you have to cuff
them and and frisk them for sure and then you need to come in here and you need
to look for some evidence. Okay well how about this try to handle this guy. What's
What's going to happen here?
Hello, sir.
Hello.
What are you doing in here with that cardboard?
What does it say?
I need money for beer, potatoes, and alcohol.
Beer, potatoes, and alcohol.
Well, you do realize, I think, that alcohol is not really
here yet.
It's not imported.
OK.
Hey, sir, would you actually mind leaving the store?
Crime was just committed here, and we need to process the scene.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
We'll let you know when you can come on in.
I ain't buying anything anyway.
I ain't got no money.
All right.
That's how I'm polite, let's fuck off.
Yeah, you got to be like a territorial dog with that.
You got to instantly, because if you give them a little bit,
they'll walk all over you.
And then before you know it, five of their friends
have ran on the scene and they're beating you up.
I think I do need to get more.
Somebody told me that I need to stop saying some please
to people, right?
You need to be a little more proactive and less reactive.
OK, OK, proactive, OK.
Yeah, I would say.
But yeah, there, we definitely cuff the people
that were in the store and we frisk them,
and then we look for any evidence in the store
that might point to them being involved in our robbery.
Right?
Yes, sir.
I mean, there's a...
I'll tell you, you're gonna be riding with me
for the rest of the week.
Okay.
Yeah, we're gonna do that.
And then maybe someday in the future,
I could retake my final evo.
Yeah, I'll let you know after taking the 30 days, but don't tell everyone else now, okay?
So I'm not gonna get fired at the end of the month. No, I'm not
Thank you. I mean if you don't pass it eventually, I'll have to fire you. No, I will pass it eventually
All right, take me back to the station. Yes, sir
Fuck my life, honestly
That's okay
360 can you get a vintage down here as well I control bottom
hey love are you on tap?
no i'm not, he's perfect
which is down here sandrace?
uh yeah yeah sandrace
also fox i mean correct but i like fox very much
well you can do that if your lights are on
that you want to double up
yeah
i'm gonna take you back to farmland sir
you're not loved?
yeah i'm gonna okay
love
where the fuck is love?
baby don't hurt me?
That's what is love. Where is love?
Oh my god.
Hey Blue, I'll hold it down here if you want to.
Oh jeez, it's right though, oh shit!
There's love on here.
9, 6, 7, Allen, boys, uh, we're currently at floor 2, just clearing up your boat.
Yeah, that was not great, Chuck.
I've fought in Somnia this week, sir, so I should be able to ride with you most nights,
you most nights if you want to. I would very much enjoy your tube glitch. Yeah, uh, well,
I won't be passing gas in front of you. Thank you. I appreciate that.
People are swines when they do that, you know. That is true. Thank you. Plus, you know, I don't
want to be the only British officer on the force. No, we don't want to. It's not showing
very much diversity is it? No, no, of course the port of freeway, but no, that's okay,
well, hey love, hey, yeah maybe at the department we're gonna go do your final
law. Uh, north or south? Uh, north, you see us on main. Okay, all right, thank you.
If anybody asks, shall I just say I was really tired. There you go.
Yeah, or you could, uh, or you could tell them the truth so that, you know,
know. Yeah, I kind of bombed that you're willing to give me a teaching. Are you are you solo right now?
Me? Yeah. Do you ride solo? I kind of I ride a little bit solo, but I ride mostly with other people.
Why don't we, why don't we cut that solo thing out? Yeah, why don't you tell them that you need to learn?
I think, you know, being honest here would be good. Yeah, I did today with Hightower. We practiced driving.
Okay, well good. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, so why don't you do that with everybody?
Yeah, we'll do it, so.
Mostly you can ride with like wheeler or high power or other people and I do enjoy riding with you.
All right, good. Fantastic.
Well, you know, don't be afraid to even go out of your comfort zone and ride with other people.
Ripley, well, Ripley, uh, well, just kind of shop with him.
Ripley's sharp a little bit too, but yeah, and I'll go the other day.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Well, uh, what did you say?
Yeah, thanks, sir.
What did you say?
Yeah, I know you will.
You promised me that I would become a much better officer than what I am.
Yep.
And I truly believe that.
You can take that to the bank.
No no no no
Well a lot of Vultins is when I told him that you know you said that to him
and they were like oh yeah it's just rank like that
and he was like what?
No no I've never lied to anyone
So you, oh!
It'll be fine
I hope so
I believe in you Garcia even if no one else does
Thank you
Thank you sir, yes, nobody else believes in me
Hey for root camps to the southern
Oh there we go
Yeah that was not very good haunch out
That was a
Hey, how are you doing hey governor? How you doing sir?
But what what did I do I'm serious a certain singing
Yeah, he saw you and he just had to start thinking about it. I'm in love
Mr. Sheriff, I'm in love with who this doctor is
What this doctor?
Who's who's got a stalker? Oh doc doctor doctor
Oh
Wheeler, oh, I think the rest of your name got smudged off. Yeah, okay. Let's see
Who are you in love with miss I'm in love with love
I think that's right. Oh, I
I
Hey, I was just over I think that
Miss love should be
Sergeant
Okay, well hey, I mean a recommendation from the governor is certainly impressive love
So we'll talk about your future in my department and also we maybe your future in the governor's apartment
We should also unrelated get
No, I don't know what it is about love lately, but people have really been noticing how great of a police officer
whatever whatever it is they're feeding her over there a piece you know what
that is you know when they say it's so hard for women to
succeed in a male dominated field but i mean love is whatever she's done recently i know
whatever she's done i need i need it for reasons you know i mean it looks great
Yeah, okay. Well, I'll tell you what, uh, I'm gonna go do her final. How are you doing, Doctor? You good?
I'm alright. I'm about to, uh, talk to the governor about the hospital bullshit, so hopefully that goes well.
How'd that walk-in-off situation end up?
Uh, she's still hired, so...
I guess.
Well, there you go.
Yeah.
Well, there you go.
I mean, it's...
I mean, Rift said it's funny, so...
It's funny, you know?
Well, if Rift said it's funny.
Yeah, but if Rift says it's funny, it's fine.
Hey, can you turn your sirens off?
Are they off?
Are they good now or no?
All right, let's go. See you Wheeler.
Okay, let's go to Plan B. That's where I like to start these.
Okay.
Now, my one-witch emergency.
Where?
I'm leaving
He's actually legally not allowed to be here. Oh my god, I'm not a father my dynamic milk
Okay.
We'll be in mood now.
Oh my God.
Should we do a three-kilometer now?
Yeah, just give him a free food if he's looking for this.
That way he needs us all along.
It is.
Next time, turn really fast and you'll knock him out.
Anyways, uh...
Ready?
Yes.
What would the band be?
Do you speak English?
Yes.
There you go.
You don't have to say it.
Okay, good.
What the hell does that sound?
No non-English speakers in here.
No non-English speakers in here. Yeah, I don't let people who don't speak English on here
You just following on the cell what on earth are you talking about you said you said anyone who looks suspicious?
So if they're wearing a mask and not talking to us, we don't you know, that's not speaking at all
Yeah, that's what I meant more or less. Okay, you know what whatever. I mean, here's the thing the Japanese do it
They don't they saw whatever. I don't give a shit
What well the Japanese do it. They don't they don't like when people if someone's wearing a mask and not talking to you
That's as vicious right you said it yourself. I mean listen here's the thing
I mean if someone was it doesn't want to handle a language barrier, whatever it's your business
But tell you what I go into Italian restaurant the whole fucking menus
He's down, he's down, he's down, he's down, he's down.
He's down, he's down, son of a bitch.
It's code 4, it's code 4.
It's code 4.
Why'd you do that, man?
I didn't need that, though.
Save her.
Oh my god, damn it.
Are you okay?
Take it to the police.
I need EMS at plan B, son of a bitch.
Oh my god.
checker tits checker tits yes sir yes that's that's morse code that's morse
code write it down Tokyo community try to tell us something that's morse code
I know it is oh my god does anyone know morse code we only speak English in
here officer she's on the code I don't look at them that is morse code I
know what it is. Oh, left, right, left, right, left, right.
What's that?
Oh my God, I think they're saying milk. I would have
been against anything.
You should have just come left or something. What are you
doing? Stop. So I didn't mean to. So I don't know. I'm
trying to. I didn't mean to.
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Stop! Stop! Stop!
This guy just took my $20,000.
Why are you shooting me? Ow! What did I do?
Ow.
What did I do? May I have a seat?
What the fuck?
I saw how the leaf because you're arrived.
Damn.
What? What did I mean to?
I didn't mean to.
You're pretty aggressive.
I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.
Yeah, I didn't mean to I didn't mean to I could have came in here and killed you with that other
What are you worried about that Donnie got for I'm just I just didn't mean to
I got nothing bro. You really just steal from me man. You're a fucking cop
I'm gonna come kill you later. Don't worry. I got you pegged you one-ass bitch
Oh, come on relax. I need the ambulance
No, I'm gonna kill you. Don't worry about my ass, I think I got a shot.
Why would you want a pig here?
Piggy.
Please don't let this affect your opinion of the place. Nothing bad happens here usually.
My opinion is you are Harvard and police.
Does this mean I get a promotion?
I better get promoted for this.
Okay, we'll give you two waffles.
Yeah, here we go.
I'm kind of broke.
So was that your boyfriend or son that way? You defended him?
I don't know. He's my stalker. He's under my boat.
I'm good.
I didn't get shot.
All right, come on, love.
Take a bullet for you.
Remember me.
That's me.
Thank you, sir.
I'm sorry.
I'm okay.
I'm sorry.
I am.
That one's poor.
Thank God her kids are OK.
You take her, buddy.
Yay.
Uh, yeah.
There you go.
There's your guys.
Can you take that?
They got shot up, buddy.
Yeah, he shot me for literally doing nothing.
I'm sure I did.
Get your hands up, OK?
I sold this down and I said he looks real shootable.
You're OK.
Yep.
So do you there.
You know I'm going to beat your wife, don't you?
Oh, thank you.
I'm talking about Brown's show.
I only have baby mamas and if you can find them I hope.
Thank you sexy fireman.
It is a red zone. Yeah, no rubric there.
Hey uh, fireman are you a fireman?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's okay.
Damn.
Okay.
I'm gonna give you that 50% prize.
I'm gonna get some help, you know?
Shit.
Hello?
Yeah, wait.
Thank you, sir.
What happened to me?
I got shot by an ambulance officer.
I'm not shot.
We have a unit that was saved with my life.
My stomach.
I'm not gonna see a little patch.
No, he's not fine.
He has been shot.
He needs to go to the hospital and then prison.
I'll be alright.
They're both crazy.
Can you shut the sirens off please?
I'm not doing it.
Thank you.
He's the guy who's supposed to stand.
Is he gonna handcuff?
Yeah, they're both handcuffed.
What did I even do?
Huh?
Oh, obstruction of justice or something.
Obstruction?
You were worried about your partner.
Sir, you went up to a suspect and just started going in his pockets and stuff.
Making sure he was alright, no, it wasn't.
That's okay. It's not your job to do that. All you need to do is stand by and do nothing.
I was a conserved citizen, I'm just going to hold you accountable, okay?
Maybe this will be a wholesome part of it, right?
Unless you're a concerned citizen to be helpful to the community.
Yes, don't do that.
Don't be helpful to the community, man.
Does he need to go to the hospital or?
Yeah, can you grab him? He's got one.
Oh, there he goes.
He's in a fucking head coach.
Alright, come on.
Let's put him in the bag.
Being hot. This is bullshit. You're okay, sir. Just go look at the job. It's fucking racist
Y'all racist
What's going on Donny?
Hey uh, love, figure it out buddy.
Love's tits are okay right?
Yeah, I'm gonna try to get him to come in.
Okay, she's good.
So where were you shot?
Can I make sure to take care of those guys?
Just the shoulder, just the shoulder.
Just the shoulder.
I'm gonna get shot, so just the shoulder.
They're just grazed?
Those guys are in there.
No, I've got a couple in there, I've got a couple in there.
You felt it?
I need the hospital.
Oh, they're in there?
I need the hospital.
Well, if you ain't dealt with anything.
Let me get you on a C-college, sir.
than they can take you because I don't really have
which kind of race is yet.
No, I don't care about that.
It's more the running on scene and then searching
your guy and saying, I didn't even
mean to do what I'm doing.
I just, eh, it's kind of mad.
That's not the only thing.
And I don't think he needs to get banned.
Probably just needs to get pulled into a ticket
and told to tighten it up a little bit.
Why?
That's all.
And it looks like they have to set out some chords.
But who knows what he's going to say also.
They're clear love.
Thank you everybody. I'm documented
Hey, Donnie, can you do me a favor? Can you uh, can you follow that ambulance to the hospital make sure
Pistor on me gets a new cell we have a 95
Destruction of justice you can't fuck with
I didn't- I didn't- I wasn't fucking with them.
Eh, you were-
Wait, will you do activate the main silent?
I was in there defending them-
Are you-
I was defending-
Okay, listen.
I was in there protecting them-
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
You're not gonna fucking do this, bag.
Fuck ass.
Well, I am not actually any product, thank you.
Shut up, idiot.
I'm not fucking my asshole, motherfuckers.
Y'all just got a power tripping ass fucking bullshit.
Listen, sir.
That's what it is.
You can't consent because you're mentally retarded,
so I won't be able to do any sexual reacts to you.
and beat your wife every night
And you sit around and beat your
Sir, I'm a native I'm a native American
Shot me
You and big tip McGee over here
I'm gonna kill both of you. Hey, hey, you're not allowed to talk about that sexual harassment.
That sexual harassment. You're not allowed to talk about kids like that.
You committed first degree murder. You're alive.
Alright, I'm gonna get you out of the car. You're alive.
I'm barefoot. This is awesome.
I'm wearing...
You fucking got me broken?
Get out of the car.
If you're not, he's a broken man.
Yeah, he's broken. Yeah, you're not broken as fuck.
one-haired blue-eyed devil sir
One-haired blue-eyed devils
Come on sir relax god
Why don't you do anything i was in there helping them out and then i get
Well, yeah, yeah exactly so you admitted you were in there helping the criminal
The plan b employees i said that on the way here
You want me to process this sir?
I was helping defend them i told him i got there sick every time i'm there
Yeah
People come in there and bully him and shit.
In fact, the one that was in there
was being rude to the female that was in there.
I know, but we're the police.
All right, I'm going to search you.
OK?
I don't have anything on me.
Oh, I still got to search you, though.
Yeah, that's awesome.
And got our piece back.
I got robbed.
I was there hanging out.
OK.
Hey, Sheriff.
Hey, Sato, how we doing?
What's up?
How you doing?
Good, good.
This guy's mad that I shot him for no reason.
But he just needs to understand I'm a police officer.
I can shoot anyone I want for no reason at all.
And then I'm going to pull these gloves off and grab your finger.
Sounds good, sir.
Thank you.
Yeah, sir.
All right, you need help, right?
Yeah, I do.
Hi, Sheriff.
Hey, what's going on?
So he hasn't.
Sorry, I got hot.
I'm clobbering.
I just haven't done anything.
He has a banner card.
Yeah, that can be.
You did.
I'll give you a banner.
What's his guy's name, anyway?
Static shock.
He should not have, uh, friends.
He's a politician.
Yeah.
I knew I fucking knew this guy.
I knew this guy was a politician.
I fucking knew racist.
I knew it.
Uh, OK.
Yep.
Racist people.
I see they'd be 15126.
Are you done?
Oh.
I think after he's done.
Can I have a coffee, or are you still throwing a tantrum?
Oh, no.
I haven't figured it out yet.
Okay, I'll let you have a moment.
Just relax, man.
You're just gonna go back to Polito real quick.
Mm-hmm, real quick, sure.
You're gonna take your 12-hour deportation ride over?
12 hours, 12 hours of plotting and planning
for your dead ass, I can't wait.
You know, every time-
That doesn't matter.
I'm actually nice with all the cops and everything,
and then you showed up and now I hate you all.
Yeah, we're back!
I'm producing spots.
Holy shit, we're back!
Yeah!
The funny thing is, more of us than there is a youth.
No, there's not.
Oh, there is.
Trust me.
We're talking about hidden sewer pollutions.
No, we're part of the revolution, son.
You're going to figure it out.
You didn't fuck with the wrong one.
This is so ready.
Going into me.
I want information.
You could let me go.
A little harder for 12 hour.
That's fine.
Don't get shit.
Keep doing the same old traffic stop.
Oh my god, this is a fucking retic
But it's cool on your power trip, okay, or the toy virus just like I will
I guarantee you that you what you're not gonna hunt me down and shoot me. There's no way
There's a lot of intent behind what I have to do around these parts and I'm pretty sure I will
The hell are you talking about buddy?
Don't worry about it. Just send me on my way and I'll see you tomorrow.
I don't do this shit, but didn't Jen say that I was gonna say it?
You are not gonna see me tomorrow.
Oh, that's fine. I'll see you the next day, then.
No, you're not.
And you're asking me to uncuff you, or...?
You just need yourself a knob, there's no problem.
No, not really. It was just like, hey, Donny.
I'm gonna find him in-game and I'm gonna find an RP reason to hunt him down.
Can you take me back to that horrible place?
Just stay just why don't you just stay in Polito?
Yeah, they call that place the red zone everybody's wild west out here like your buddy, okay?
Just just stay in Polito
No, thank you. Let me go there right now. I will drop back right now. No follow me all the way to the board
I'll see you tomorrow
I'm just gonna shoot you if I see you
But are you fucking drunk what the hell are you even talking about
If I see your fucking weird eyebrow ass ever again, I'm just gonna shoot
You just gave me a reason to.
You're threatening the ghost.
They love everybody.
I'm going to take it for a while and say that.
They call you the ghost, and you're
the one calling me a racist.
I'm trying to act in a tough way.
So prior to this, when we arrived,
he was harassing Sal and he was in a restraining order
against Sal.
What are you talking about?
I love my job.
I don't think he's going to be hanging around
playing B shooting in his pedestrians.
I was getting fooled.
And I was there to help you.
I wasn't really there to do anything wrong.
All you did was start stealing from a down suspect
and say, I didn't mean to do this.
I didn't mean to steal.
That was just slip on my part.
Well, you can't do that either.
Listen, if you actually understood the EMS we have
on our side, there are certain cops.
You don't understand.
I have a lot of information.
You could be in front of some of them.
I'm sure you do.
OK, first name starts with an L.
You can figure that out in my 12 hours meeting going before I kill you.
I have to be a mess, I have fun with that.
Why would I want to work with someone that's threatening to kill me in 12 hours?
I won't.
If you don't see a way.
Yeah, and then trust me.
It just doesn't seem like a good start.
I will go back, okay, then I'm sorry.
24 hours.
What was that?
Is that a better start?
No, no, no.
You gotta go back.
I wasn't trying.
There's a restraining order.
Then you walk out there and just go.
I'm not.
You're going.
Hi.
Are you still gonna kill him?
I believe it's the awful order.
I'm not going to work with someone that wants to kill me.
I don't want to, man.
You're going to force my hand.
I'll tell you what, we're going to send you in.
If you don't kill me, then maybe I'll work with you.
That's the card you want to play.
I can't work with someone that wants to kill me.
I don't want to.
Okay, good.
You're testing.
You're testing me, though.
I have to.
I am testing you.
If I don't.
What the f-
Can you send this fucking psychopath?
I was just letting you do your thing.
Alright, so you're looking at one count of criminal sentence,
one count of immigration violation,
one count of obstruction of justice.
I will shoot you if you see me.
I don't see why they call me the ghost.
Alright, how do you plead to your charges?
Fuck you.
Okay, I'll mark that as not me.
I played your friend's gonna die over it.
I'm not a friend.
I'm a boss.
Yeah, this is my boss.
Well, you know the bartender.
I'm gonna stop guilty. Have a good time. See you later. Bye. Fuck you bitch. Okay. I'll get some batteries for that
Yeah, well over here and please articulate to me the charge you'd like me to press we're talking about that for more to be able
We're talking about assaults, right? Yeah
I'm not going to hit him with the abating because we didn't chase after him in the car.
Sure. Okay.
Congratulations.
$500?
Yeah.
We got to crank that up.
Okay, cool.
I always shouldn't duck her in the water and then try to get over a fence.
So let's move along, sir.
Alright, congratulations.
Love, we just got signed off on processing.
Cool.
I got a...
Did I take anything?
I took his mask.
Well, no, whatever.
You should have used it in the car.
No, I know.
I just need to put it in one.
Oh, okay.
I'm just saying they wanted to fight a deputy because of the police
and the deputy called in for a city center.
Can you make a police work in the mines?
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Why not?
Oh, any more armor?
Was that OOC or an Aaron character?
You know, buddy?
I think the jury might be out on that.
I'm going to say yes to that.
Hey, Sheriff.
I think he was flip-flopping.
work the mines huh?
It's got $10,000 in fines that he's ever do and I want his money.
Why can't you?
Well Ripley said no so we didn't know.
I'm not too sure Sheriff if we've ever addressed it specifically but
If we can?
Yeah I don't see why you can if he owes the state money.
I agree that's how I feel.
Did you see the new trackers?
No I haven't yet.
yet. Uh let me tell friends so she doesn't send them off and keep it. Yeah, go for it.
Hey, Fran.
You have a knife in the pickaxe.
Put it away right now. Is that an order? Yes.
Is that an order?
All right. That was awesome, Chip.
All right, this is gonna be amazing.
He's squirming instead.
Okay?
And then come on.
Gotta tell you, police are crying ahead.
Yeah, I'm gonna do this through stormy.
You take him.
But if he beats me up, I will be dead in my face.
Is this the guy?
Yeah, I got you.
You can hear his whining from my stance.
I'm doing a tight midnight polly.
He wants us to take him by force, sir.
I'm not taking his all on.
I'm taking his with me.
Come on.
I mean, look, I'm going to be honest, you guys.
Listen, if he's just going to fight it,
he won't, you should just send him.
Wait, no, what do I get if I get to the quarry?
What do you mean?
Yeah, I would just send him.
Because I'm being like, I'll get to the quarry again.
I mean, you know, he could, I tell you what.
We could do, sir.
You could work off your debt,
and we could drive you back up there, but I mean,
Or we could just send you on the 12 hour fucking flight.
It's up to you.
I'll take the, I'll take the quarry.
I'll take the quarry.
Okay, well I'm gonna come in there.
And if you attack me once,
it deals off the table.
You're taking the flight, okay?
Always, okay.
I got several of them.
You want some?
Nah, I got them.
I got them tased.
Here we go.
Me too.
All right, just send them.
Yeah, that's true. They do eat people on for the year. I apologize on behalf. You want,
I guess two cops on the phone said that her, her husband and her grandmother are
pussies and they're upset about it.
No, my mother.
Sorry, your mother.
They also encouraged us to come.
You want both of my mother's names?
Oh, your mother is our pussies?
Yes, they said all my mothers are pussies and they also encouraged us to come up here
and fight them.
So here we are.
And I'm here to fight.
Are you even sure they were BCSO officers?
We know they were BCSO because we were looking for LSPD and they told us, no, this is BCSO.
This is the Mounties answering the whole 100%.
We didn't threaten the dispatch.
I was holding the knife because it's my comfort knife.
I never once threatened to use it.
We're just going to go and put you in jail now so you can just put your hands up.
I was getting arrested.
You can't brandish a knife.
Police department.
So, turn around and put your hands up your head.
I did. I literally pulled a gun and not you.
He didn't ask me to put it away.
You're going to prison for this.
Turn around.
All right.
Let's just go. Let's go to prison.
He didn't ask me to put it away, and when you asked me, I did.
Jesus, we're never going to get to land this damn thing.
Nope, we're not.
This is usually how my shifts go though, sir.
All right, man, we're coming with you.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say or do will be held against the court.
I can process her if you're trying to do a final, sir.
That would actually be very helpful.
Do you understand what she did in the retu?
I honestly...
Hey, uh, Fog Day, I'm gonna process this one.
Cool, it's just gonna be the brand of chain.
Yeah, she still has it on her.
No problem, you've been in a retu before?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's definitely been in a retu before.
Comfort knife, what a psycho.
Yeah, right?
Did she sleep with that, you think?
I hope not.
Alright, let's fix this car up.
Mm-hmm.
You have, uh, new plates in your armor?
Yeah, I'm good to go.
Okay, so my name is, uh, Sheriff Randy Wrangler, I'm gonna be evaluating you on several,
uh, core fundamentals.
Requires to be a police officer.
Okay.
What?
I'm gonna shh and hold on again.
Oh, no.
Uh
Our forgot report guess what doesn't matter because of WM DT
Each hospital
Okay, so we're gonna be evaluating you on pursuit
radio etiquette, scene control, procedure, processing, legal knowledge and
vibe, and the governor has already instructed me that you've passed the
vibe check. Okay. Congratulations on that. Oh yeah, that'll be nice. Do you feel that I've
passed the vibe check though? Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just give me a second here. Okay.
Uh, they might have been processing someone in the cells.
I believe Disfash was asking someone to go pick up the 95s from the hospital.
Unsure.
I don't want it route.
All right, we're going 78 call the Mesa officers being held up.
Who's being held up?
Uh, I'm sure.
For both people.
Oh, that's hot.
I think they would go right back to their ganker dog.
the sultan on my 20 eastbound sininja's avenue stand by
crossing 77 one of them is ring 12 for the other isn't the other's ring
ground the open stream from the plug in store who got held up
I
Get back up, okay
Me a lot
industry think oh
So where we going love?
Sorry, give me a second.
What are you trying to do here?
No, give me a second. I'm good. Sorry.
Just tell me. Walk me. Come on. What are you trying to do?
I'm going to go. She's doing a 38.
Yeah, but who was that? Were you trying to figure out where they were?
No, I was... I saw another car and I was just checking it quickly.
And then there was a person that rolled through an intersection and we collided
so I made sure that they were fine before I drove away.
Because I don't want to give us a bad rap and just drive away from people.
Yeah, all I need is the LSPD cop who got robbed out of the sky so we can help them.
Chase, chase, chase. Drop it with a bubble mask.
Passengers, you're under arrest.
We're going to be in an activated living color. Two-door westbound integrity way through the tunnel.
We're going to keep this one on main until we get a confirmation or not.
I bet 978's in route. I'm nothing else. They got robbed but I was the one who stopped the robbery
That's northbound power VCD
Hey, we're uh was one of the people wearing brown or I
Did not see the guy in the car, but I did see the guy that was outside the guy outside was wearing purple
The last one is just back to the car.
The job is right, we're out with a bubble mask.
It does sound like him.
They robbed a cop or what did they do exactly? They held it up and they were trying to take the kidnap the suspect that was in the back of the officer's car.
We're going to authorize PBS on this and we're going to shoot them the second we make it out.
I feel like this isn't even crazy you just shoot for this right for holding up
going back into the canal
they're going back onto the freeway north path
love not calling this a b-way
I'm coming love you can shoot that guy, you know
all right. Yeah, shoot him. Northbound, Alta. Yeah, there you go, pursuit pennies
all the way eastbound. Jesus. Giving you found you're gonna do the social
I cannot make it. He's gonna come out on Elgin.
B-C-B.
One nine five. I'm gonna need medical at White Garage. Dispatch if you can call.
Okay.
I'm gonna move him into White Garage so we have cover and then I'm gonna call him up.
Can we also get the officer that's held up here
at White Parking Garage so we can get confirmation?
You shot me right my heart I can't head in real
EMS VCS so
Yeah, got a search shooting for cops being held up I feel like that's just not happening
We're gonna set trios up at the bottom of white garage EMS is rolling up now
Ben Forge, we want to do that.
They need rank to authorize.
Why do you believe that?
Is that one of those situations where you just
made something? They're kind of all cadets.
What the fuck are you talking about? Is this one of those I just made a rule up and I'm just going to post it in chat moments?
We got one in custody the passenger of the vehicle 10 9 14.
Hey, just what's the status of the vehicle?
She's doing pretty good.
Her car is the strongest, but they're not bad.
I think we're good for right now.
Yeah.
The other suspect is UPL.
Last seen eastbound looking for a way in a blue Sultan occupied one time.
I
Gotta pass
You want to I'll go get the car you want to see with him
Okay
Yeah, it doesn't matter. She's gonna pass because the governor told me to
You keep driving away from me come back
I have a report opened already for the officers being held up
What was that already about on the street on the left?
It's asking a report for the officers being held up.
It's going to be 44 or 54.
Four.
Can you share with Lauren my love, please?
like fucking knock him to the
Hey purple guy, did you hold up the cop?
I think he's about to do suspect.
Okay, it was him.
Ha ha ha ha.
All right, time.
Hold up the bomb.
Yeah, we're at White Garage.
We're at White Garage.
Yeah, I'm looking out for him.
You tell your gang every time you guys hold up a police officer,
this is how it's always going to end, okay?
Looking to get his boy, he knows where he is.
Okay.
Good.
You're my little messenger, okay?
Okay.
You're my bitch.
Hey, I'm just kidding.
Stop.
I said it, you spread the word, we'll give you some good time off, okay little bitch messenger?
Just say yes or no.
I guess.
Was that a yes or no?
I need to know that you can follow basic instructions.
I'm on the head too.
Holy fuck.
Well that's old enough to deliver a message.
I can do this, yeah I can do this.
Good, good.
We're gonna have some good time.
Oh shit he's so fucking demanding.
Let's get him in the ambulance here.
Alright, yeah, let's get him in the ambulance.
Angel Beta arrested Bob Ghanoush.
What the hell?
Can we get the transport?
Yeah, you're good to transfer. I'll follow you.
We're gonna load up with the 95 now.
901 plus 1 are gonna follow the Ambo.
If I can have one more unit to meet us at the hospital,
as it sounds like his friend might come,
try to break him up.
You were not kidding me. Holy shit.
Oh, oh.
Can I get confirmation, please?
Please
It's gonna be following
Where you are Ken
Where you working
Nine I went up on 76 hospital 295
I'm sorry.
Triple 8 in route, Bolenbrook hit community high, hot.
Sorry.
It's point 5, okay.
Oh, it's up!
It's up!
You good?
I think I was regressing.
The MXC Twitch channel that got taken down I thought it was but it was like someone who had the rights to was running
Yeah, I'm gonna bounce back and get full off
It goes up and down a lot. Oh, yeah, kind of like your mother said, huh?
I
Shit sorry sorry someone started calling me on Skype
are you okay yeah I'm fine what me well yeah this is a dangerous place it's
the 95 rooms it's not so you intense to carry Jesus you hear that see you see
Sir, I looked up. That is not your name.
Oh, I'm sorry, I know OG say my name is Goggle.
Oh, OK.
My name Young Buck.
Your name Young Buck.
Young Buck.
There's South. There's South.
That doesn't, in fact, look like you.
Yeah.
Jack, real quick.
As long as we stay above 10K subs,
this will be another 10K weekend.
Saturday will actually be a 12-hour weekend.
Thanks again to Wear the Winsmead, okay.
Thanks again to Wear Winsmead.
This Saturday, I've got to say above.
I don't know if she enjoys meeting us without being here, and she appears for hours.
Let's get some gifted subs rolling to make sure to guarantee we stay above 10k subs, guys.
Very important that we do this. You guys want a 10-hour weekend, 10-hour Friday, Saturday.
It's what you want.
you want that she's a yeah that's the
guy please make sure that his friend
is a wait a second hey see foo glad
that you're back on twitch man I pulled
some strings what's your name I called
You're welcome
Oh, yeah, you did that all me for God, okay, I did that get arrested a lot, so
Yeah
Not a whole lot you need to live
I'm going to go out on a date sometime, maybe I'll turn my life around.
Oh, no thank you.
Yeah.
Right by the hospital, I'm going to be honest for the governor, he's very interested in
love, so unless you want to make an enemy out of the state, I'm back off.
Oh, this lady?
Yeah.
Just head shop on our location.
I'm open to go.
10-4, yeah.
We're not exiting.
We're part of your fashion.
We're out from the county.
But I think he's into it for the wrong reasons, sir.
OK, we'll talk about your final avow here.
Your comms.
I think those could be not bad.
I think those could be a little tighter.
OK.
So let's see how you do next, Chase.
OK.
I think that could be a little tighter.
I also think you could have shot this guy in the back of it earlier
Yeah, I wanted to at least give him a second honestly, sir
I just need to know we gotta stop that shit because these guys are
These guys are running wild holding up cops. I don't like it
They need to know if they hold up a cop that they're gonna get shot in the back
He didn't know that I did not know that now he knows
I'm like, she'd rather be on the back, though.
Well, repurchase over.
My body being kept in focus.
What's that mean?
That means that golden rule, you know?
Do you want others to know that?
I've never heard of that.
It's a thing.
Any else?
Anything else there?
Watch your head.
No, like I said, we'll go.
you
Yeah.
Dude, kids in high school during COVID are like graduating college.
That's fucking crazy.
Okay, here we go.
Sorry.
The officer didn't add something to the report and it caused me a second.
Not good.
No, they are.
I'm very understanding.
Well, that's true because they can't read what they would be.
You're going to seize your belongings.
Guys some of you have been subbed to me. I'm sure you're a wonderful gangbanger. I'm just not interested
Like a long time
We've been sitting here doing the same shit every night for years
All right, give me a second to add up your charges. Okay, okay, and how great
Guys, let's get some gifted subs rolling. I mean you didn't pay your fines. Yeah, what's that?
when you go to jail you got to go to the DMV and pay your shit how amazing has it been
yeah you gotta play your fun what's his guy's name
uh young buck young buck
so young buck come on all right
you're the deputy just gotta kiss thank you so much reaction five gift subs
You gonna fuck he that's his that's his boner bro appreciate I fucking knew it dude
I
Fucking knew it this motherfucker
I'm not gonna use this in RP because the situation's over
All right, what do you want?
Okay, okay, what do you want? I'm trying to hear go over here to negotiate with you ma'am. I
Can't put the gun away ma'am
There was no other cop there
Did wait Thrive doesn't play with the cross it
Well, you just left
What the fuck on earth I swear to God
I'm fully subscribed to the gas leak and thrive how it thrives house theory. I know that there is a gas leak in his house
I know that there is
This is not the actions of
What the fuck
What the fuck is he doing here, where the fuck is Ella?
What is he aiming at?
What the fuck was he going to shoot here?
What the hell?
Doug, that isn't insane.
It's worse than you thought.
I fucking knew it.
I knew that it would be too.
You're getting terminal possession of class 1 firearm resisting evading and imprisonment
of a government employee.
I didn't imprison him.
His guy's name is Young Buck.
That's me.
Why are you in G?
What's his fine situation look like?
He owes 8, oh it's not that much.
It's $875 but they're all overdue.
Yeah but it's not enough.
I think it needs to be like $2000 or something.
Yep, what she will have now she will have now, but it's not overdue because you just issued it to him. Okay
Can I get that burger? Oh, yeah here? I'll feed you
Bloom said your hair looks stupid when we were in the top. I
Was never in the car with you
Okay
For the gun that is not registered to you
and breaking handcuffs
You guys are just kissing
That's a good one speaking of overrated people
Chelsea and I were playing this card game where you like it's it's pretty much
there's like five topics and then you and then you rate what your partner would
like the most from like one through five one being the most and I drew so you draw five cards and
my fault five cards were concerts roller coasters all you can eat buffets and then there were a
few other things and she put all you can eat buffets is number one for me over concerts and
rollercoasters is she wrong yes she's wrong I like concerts more than all you
We can eat buffays.
Yeah, he seized all my belongings instead of me.
Ready?
Let's keep those comps tight.
I'm trying.
There's a buffet at the counter.
I don't think anything has been tight about the radio today.
I
From the fucking game once you need additional
I'm just asking you if you need it, because I was a little thirsty and I just finished
my last drinks I thought I would ask
all you can eat buffets is number one
What is this?
I don't like much emergency.
It's not fucking true.
Yeah, I can head up there.
I like concerts more than all you can eat buffets.
OK, I will be in round.
Okay, please hurry so I don't have a lot of spare time.
Okay, all right, we'll see you there shortly.
You're a fun ocean dumping me.
I'm just gonna do a little border work really fast.
That that action is gonna cause, I'm telling you that's gonna be the beginning domino
of chalk being fired from chief of police. I'm telling you it is.
how you how you feeling after the little beach incident not good so we
not have scuba gear no why the fuck are you a train diver no but maybe that's
something we should learn how to die I mean they they offered it at like the
YMCA when I was a kid well I'm pretty sure I got talked to Lars and we need
fucking law or something you ocean dogs when you go to prison for years yeah
that'd be nice
expected such a different response from that I don't want to fucking hear it
okay I'm already fucking upset because I got the I got this fucking police force
that sucks I don't what are you doing to me right now I don't want to hear the
shit yeah I think we all expected a different response you haven't even
seen the fucking clip of chalk holding up a fucking power box for some reason
while I'm being held hostage you don't even fucking know the half of it I don't
want to fucking hear it god damn it son of a bitch
okay so where are we going joining the snickers no I'm fucking fine
was asking for assistance to be put through.
Alright, that's good.
Don't unpin that.
I'm upset.
I'm obviously upset.
Alright guys, how about some gifted subs?
Okay, never mind.
I'll just go fuck myself and just be a fucking shitty ass bitch cop.
Do you need a buffet?
No!
I don't need a buffet!
I'm not hangy!
I don't know. Yes. So how did you become?
Ozzy Bogotko, thank you so much.
You didn't realize he's kind of...
What?
Well, yeah, uh, I got told that you're like 26.
I'm 50.
Oh, I wonder why they told me you were 26.
That's very flattering, though.
We're talking about how you're retiring soon and how...
No, I'm... I'm 50. I'm gonna be 51 in, uh, June.
Oh, fuck.
Alright, well...
Happy really birthday, I guess?
That's very early, thank you.
Yep, I'll probably forget by June, so...
Don't say I didn't wish you a happy birthday.
Okay, thank you.
Why did she say that?
I don't know
Oh, she got left in nothing
Are you going to get like a birthday cake?
Uh, yeah, I'd buy myself a birthday cake every year
Will you buy yourself a birthday cake?
That's what you're supposed to do, right?
I don't know, so I'm supposed to buy it for you?
Hey, uh, who's- what is that about?
Uh, yeah, it looks like this
There's no one over here.
I think he's coming up right now.
He said he was going to take a second because he has to drive the speed limit.
I'll give him one a day.
I don't know the governor sees all that but do you want me to ask the governor to give
us money yes I do okay let me call him yes I do you should video call him okay
I should probably save his number huh yes you should a cake buffet god I would
fuck up okay guys stop fucking talking to me about cake I'm trying to die it
man it's really hard I think it's going straight to voicemail
Yeah, it's straight to voicemail.
At least I might see him last.
How much do you want?
50% of the money that comes in.
50?
Yes.
We need it.
We're the best department.
Okay.
What the fuck, what the hell's Chalkin do with it?
What does Chalkin's silence need to do with money?
I don't work anymore.
Huh?
I mean, I don't think I've seen Silas in like two weeks.
Well, there you go then.
All the better reason.
Okay.
Oh, that's right.
Triple one, attempting to catch up with an arranged vehicle.
I think it's a Fedsler northbound power.
All right, I waited.
I did my navigation really good.
Oh, did soups get sick?
Oh, did soups get sick? Like a little sick boy!
Oh my god, oh my god!
What did he get sick? Oh my god, oh my god!
and by
Oh, they have a passenger shot
All right, we're gonna go to the quarry
Very late at 3-1-1. Uh, we need to have 5-5 to be in front of the quarry
Nano-1 plus one in ramp
either much
Probably team traffic. Damn, I do want to go to an all-you-can-eat bus, I know
Maybe more than a concert now that I'm thinking about it.
I could go for an entire buffet right now.
Oh my god, get me there!
Oh my god, get me there, man!
what's my favorite kind of buffet Chinese buffet easily man
I go to the uh I go to you know that the Chinese buffet the low like pastry little sugar puffballs that they have I instantly clear those out so that they have to refill them with fresh ones and then I do a lap okay and then at the end I go back and then I put the sale ones back in there and then I replace it with the fresh ones
And then I do a lap, okay?
And then at the end I go back and then I put the sail ones back in there
and then I replace it with the fresh ones.
Yeah.
Is he saying the suspects are still unseen?
What was going on?
I just wanted to be safe because there's been people with hunting rifles shooting down into the quarry lately.
What? That's crazy.
Yeah.
That's why I went up there.
Where the hell, where's our hunting rifle?
Yeah, I don't know.
What's your name, boy?
You tell me.
John.
Hey, John, how you doing?
I'm Fontaine with the Blaine County Sheriff's Office.
You have the right to remain silent with anything you do or say.
Can we use you against the court of law?
Why do you know?
You have the right to have an attorney person be in question.
If you cannot afford an attorney, you want to be part of the court that's available.
Do you understand your rights?
Yes.
All right, John, what are you doing here?
She has a lot of finds and didn't know what the quarry was so I was showing her what the quarry was. She got who is she?
Oh my god, who is that?
Daddy help oh hi daddy number two daddy number two
If he's daddy number two and you're gonna need daddy what daddy doing down here
Um, I just got picked up to death, sir.
By whom?
By that man that's arrested over there, John.
What the fuck?
She's got a fucking weed on her.
Oh.
Oh my God.
It's just recreational.
I don't sound.
Hi, ma'am.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm so good.
Oh my God, your titties look great.
Thanks.
Um, is she okay to stand up?
I think she said she needed to go to the hospital.
No! I need the hospital!
Okay, yeah.
We are just going to have to do that real quick.
It's okay.
Okay.
What happened?
Alright, firefighter, come here.
Yeah.
There's no weirdo.
What's your name?
I'm a good girl officer.
You have to trust me.
Well, you're not a good girl.
Oh, wait, why?
I'm very obedient.
He just ran over now.
OK.
That would be a 1084.
Doesn't that make me go?
No.
No criminal record or paid fines makes you good.
Oh, which I don't have either, though.
Yes, you do.
Oh!
It's going to be this freaking awful.
So I'm going to do that.
Anything good?
Just the weed.
OK.
Just the weed.
Yeah, just the weed.
OK.
What the hell happened here, man?
OK.
I'm trying to answer again.
I don't see that.
I don't see that they're getting a 47 down here.
This guy over here with a big head,
that's an old fucking crazy dragon
her body around and shit.
And so like I roll off and she's like,
hey, you heard me, he heard me.
And he's like, shut up, bitch.
I didn't.
Jesus Christ, what?
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
And then he's like, oh, I'm not gonna hurt you.
But I hurt her and...
Thank you.
Shut up!
Oh my God!
Damn.
I'm not going to put that on the computer.
Yeah, but he walks and everything, like everything, feels okay.
I'm really scared of you, man.
I'm the EMF here.
All right.
Yeah, this is bad.
Oh, yeah.
No, I do know him.
His name's John.
John.
I'm not friends.
It's more transactional.
He pays to, like, spend time with me, you know.
Oh, for prostitution?
Oh!
Oh, no, no, no!
Maybe here.
I don't know.
I'm a little handy now and then.
Can you find it?
You got one suspect down.
One suspect down.
What are you doing up here?
Well, she claims she had a lot of finds.
She's my friend.
Then she had a lot of finds.
She asked me what the quarry was and I was like, hey,
you go to the quarry and then you can help pay off your funds.
Oh my god.
Are you robbing me?
We're allowed to do this though.
Okay, all right. Anyway, I brought her here because she's like, what's the quarry and tell me what the quarry is John
What's the quarry? It's like all it's where you can go to pay off your fines without having to like pay your fine
You're like, oh, okay. Oh, we would came down here and
She couldn't figure out how to use a pickaxe. I'll say do the pickaxe you pick up the rocks
But a bit and then she got caught on the backswing
And then the fucking EMS came down here and he was like, what are you doing? Oh my god
You're a crazy person hopped up on the ambulance
I was like, she got out of the backswing, man, she's fine.
She just needs help.
It's up to you.
And he refused to help her.
It's not my scene.
It's the other deputy I see.
Oh, what the hell?
Let's get out of here.
Well, do you not know my fucking name?
No, I do.
I'm just a little stressed with this whole you-vow.
I'm sorry.
You're doing great.
I'm sure.
It's Fonte.
All right, John.
Listen.
I do know.
Raise your way for me.
Do you want to sew?
Are you taking her?
cutting the list. I'm gonna cut them both loose. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, she gives uh
trying to admit to prostitution so but she's also like kind of fucked up in the head so I don't
really think I can take that while she is. Is prostitution legal or illegal in this thing?
Illegal. It's bad. It is illegal. Very bad. So whatever money you're giving her for the reach
around in the hotel room you guys are doing later I don't recommend. What the hell are you
talking about she's probably she's probably can cuss because you know you
hit her in the head and whatnot but she's using a mean buying her dinner in
such shed for that great so my advice to you would be if you're gonna bring
people down here to do the you know work in the mines where PPE yes well
I'm sure she's just confused with the head wound from the pink axe, so...
What is this red toe?
Huh?
This red toe icon I got on my GPS.
How the hell is that?
Uh, I have no idea.
Let's just... oh, that's probably something we call it.
I don't know.
I was just, oh, that's probably something we called for tow, huh?
Looks like it.
There's a bunch of EMS and officers there, so.
Yeah, I bet it is.
All right, 317.
That's like to say that on the radio sometimes.
I
Most of them are on tack to finishing up on 80
On Grove Street, I like those
Yeah, all right. Oh you gotta give me a few minutes. I went up there anymore there, so I'm just responding to another
call and I will expect.
All right, I gotta go back.
I don't want plus one seventy-six suspicious activity growth.
Why the hell are double Ds so big?
Check the house. Yep, they're inside gas. Oh, yeah
This server is awesome
I
Three to four people inside one of them's got a
Contrast very
Okay, we're coming saying in there
More pies legacy, you know, she might not be playing on the server
Surgical gloves and believe wristbands another suspect red shirt black military vest running out of the house
We got another suspect white shirt khaki pants red sleeves
White band fleeing the scene off to chase the buffos you get that guy
I'm far gonna be in an activating white in color. Sdb wasn't occupied. They're going to the back of the house now
You mean southbound
Yes, the bumper taking up his friend
Sorry, the brakes are really bad, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
Okay.
I need to continue.
It's so bad for my wife, Steve.
Why did you spell birthday?
That's okay.
I mean, it's his job to listen out for you.
Steve, what's that?
That's London.
God, that thing is fast.
Give it their jump down.
It's your turn.
What's your job to be faster?
You need to let them out of here, Parkway.
Now you need to read the situation and guess what he's going to do here.
Me?
I knew it.
He was going to do five blocks ago.
What was he going to do?
Watch this.
Exactly.
Watch what's about to happen here.
Going to be going northbound Greenwich Parkway.
Okay, here it comes.
You ready for this?
I had one, I went BCD in the backyard, code 60, now around Grove. We can join them immediately.
Yes, please. We're going northbound south of Rockford Drive.
Okay, get ready for what's about to happen.
How many times occupied is that vehicle?
I believe it's one time occupied.
Five points.
You want to stop?
Okay.
I'm going northbound south rockford drive approaching spandendria
continuing northbound rockford passing colorful brush
well here it comes
you're just saying that
it's not true
well setting northbound north rockford
We're going to be on the fourth.
Forging the college.
On two tasks we can get a different stack.
So forth.
Okay, yep.
Okay.
We're just 50.
50 again.
We're going to be on fourth drive.
Uh-oh, fourth drive.
Northbound fourth drive.
Uh-oh.
I'm becoming a bit of a wine guy what the hell is up with that?
What kind?
I think a Pino Bregio dry.
Might be attending and jump down towards Great Ocean.
That one.
I'm half mic out.
Going southbound off-road towards Great Ocean.
I only like white wines I don't like red wines red wines don't look as they don't taste as
good as they look.
dropping down a great ocean now
to guard, he's loose
got his own great ocean
southbound great ocean
red looks sweet, yeah but it's not
anyway southbound great ocean
approaching the day city
turn off
I'm losing him though
GG
currently BCC
He's going, sending it all the way straight, all the way straight.
He's taking the off-ramp right towards the Jellin, BCB.
Probably be on San Andreas, still BCB.
I haven't had the sparkling ice lifesaver drinks yet, I need to get them.
I'm gonna go for the first one.
Boone's farm?
That's probably the first alcohol that I ever drank.
That are like pucker.
I'm all the way down to Rockford Drive now, still no eyes.
I'm gonna go for 6 Eastbound San Andreas.
Go for it.
He's probably gone.
definitely hit San Andreas I'm known direction from there that's a throwback
yeah every 90s kids parents had a bottle of Boone's farm or pucker on top of the
fridge I don't know why maybe it came with the fridge
Okay, I got nothing if you want to call you I can't sign you off on pursuit. Yeah
Don't be a good description was the white hatchback with the trunk open or missing it'll be on the look out
But they like to swap
You're not good, I can't uh can't sign you off on pursuits. Yeah, or I need to catch them
You gotta catch them.
I mean I didn't do it. I don't think I did that bad. Well, you didn't catch them. I know. I got fucked on that curve.
Well, we all get fucked on curves sometimes, but uh, let's see.
I'd say, you know, I'd like to the comms more on that. If I see that one more time, I'll pass you on that.
That was better.
That was pretty good.
Let's see if I have one more time and I'll pass you.
So far.
What the hell is wrong?
None. You're making me all sweaty.
Ew.
I know. It's gross.
Usually I'm like, I have the music clearing
and I'm just like answering calls
and chillin' in the 80's
and doing radio calls
and you got me, you got me out like sweating.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
You got me you got me all like sweating and nervous and well, yeah, you get fired
Yeah, yeah, really glad I got that PDM job, but I really don't want to be fired
We got attempted vehicle theft grocery Davis food. I don't want to route to the vehicle that number
Let me build one fired. I heard that on fire got fired which I'm really not surprised by
Yeah, that was a long time coming
You might like red blends. No, I don't like red one
Can she be a DEI hire?
I feel like we need to get a good foundation before we hire fuck around cops.
Do you see what I see?
You don't see what I see?
Look over at the gas station.
I'm your GPS right in front of us.
It's all though. Oh, they're at the other one. I see it, I see it.
Can you get another unit to attach to it?
Oh, look, look, look, look, look, take it off.
We're breaking up. I need additional aid. You two live. The police have been getting their thing broken up.
I'm going to be in an activating white and colored two-door sports car with the police and a lady attempting to break off this tracker.
Why are we going to paint that?
going southbound david we should be getting a ping every time for that
We're driving real.
Park continuing southbound, David.
Getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting.
Taking the on ramp onto the freeway.
Going to be going southbound onto the freeway.
Eastbound Autosia Parkway.
merging on to Dutch London.
We're doing the loop around the Maze Bank arena.
Northbound Dutch London.
I'm in oncoming lane.
Thank you, Hibiscus.
I'm going to remember none of that, but it's interesting.
I really like why I didn't think I liked wines at all because I was just drinking
reds but I think why wines that are like dry are really good I think I've won in
route I can't say why why that's not what I fucking said I didn't say that you
You could stop the car.
For the second or eighth, I could break off, uh, fellas,
and attach to yours.
Uh, Westbound, WestLondon.
If you don't mind, if yours has been, like, a big deal.
Sure, boys.
I'm not drinking.
Uh, we're going Westbound, WestLondon.
I have a empty can of Mountain Dew.
Northbound West London.
Just to reiterate, it's a whiting color.
Two doors, fourth card, two 10s occupied.
Have you ever done a Silver Stream, brothers?
Yes.
I'm like all the time.
I'm always Silver.
That's your white garage.
Continuing North filet.
I think it's like a patch to secondary.
Oh, miss the solo box again!
No, no, no, no, she's just doing her final, I need to hear those guys.
Okay, I just kidding, we're going eastbound San Andreas, Bob.
Which one's the Felicia?
So you just sound like that.
I believe it's the male.
What are you talking about?
Do I sound like I'm drunk all the time?
Do you mean eastbound San Andreas?
Yes, you guys just said this whole time at the store that I'm drunk.
Penta, please stop drinking.
I'm not drinking.
How do I even prove that I'm not drinking?
Is it doing north power?
It feels slowly?
Might go for a flop?
Why'd you say where?
I need to fucking say that.
You guys heard it wrong.
Yeah, it'd be north of power.
I probably have a test going parallel.
Is that, can you get us a radio test?
I think it's...
You can finish.
Right.
Right. Westbound Haywick.
Radio check.
Thank you, Lucy.
If he's flowing, they might be looking to split up.
split up
I'm sending westbound haywigs passing the bank white wine there we go
left be right
left found way
left southbound rockford drive
Right, left bound, car third.
Left, self-bound, poor roller drive.
Right, going to...
Can you do something about that?
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
You have to do something about that.
Thank you, Christ.
You cleared for spikes?
Uh, yeah, let's try to clear for the S.
Time for off spikes if they come out towards me.
Coming out towards you.
Oh, this is a Penta viewer.
Penta is wine drunk and hungry for buffets.
That sounds like such a good thing.
You just described the best day ever.
The next one, he has a Dorset now.
Pickle smoke and heavy.
Left, westbound Dorset.
I can't even see this because my fucking activity feed's broken.
Left, southbound Cursor.
I put a jump again.
It's not a big deal that you will have a strange one.
Chat loves the chief bit you invented.
I don't know.
I
Need that mobile unit to stick on the road come around to the freeway the dropping down
Drop the gun in five four three two
shots fired
suspect down
the female suspect was headed back towards the freeway if one of you want to circle back
see if you can spot her
I had a BCB on it turned around with the shots fired she ran towards
Ginger from BCB on her
can I get one of you to call a medical please
two five call a medical
thank you
Oh, I'm fine
Damn police
Description of female dressed all in pink white run that gun
Yeah, we have a good station
No, no, not not enough for a serial
The cereals right now we're talking about
Uh, Kimmy Johnson.
What's Kimmy Johnson?
That's probably her, I don't know.
What's your name?
I think this is Roland.
What's my music?
Uh, jump on to B.Pero Freeway.
Sir?
Yeah.
I'm not good sir not good at all yeah he's cuffed if you want to give him
You just blew any opportunity at a citizenship shooting that cops like that. What's wrong with you?
And are you good if I go get the car?
Is he I'm conquist saying some shit, but he's mostly just dying
You shot it in the whole bunch. Oh, yeah
I'm going to put a C color on you roll you over under the stretcher and move you into
the ambulance.
What's with the face paint clown boy?
I was just asking about that
At work
I get it zoomers have one joke and it's about hair
because we get to keep it longer than you. My hair is longer than yours.
I'm 50. That's very impressive.
No, it's not a wig. Don't touch me.
Interesting.
She definitely gave him the gun. There's ammo in the glove box.
Well, my gun. It's awful. Do we get her in custody?
She's gone be focused him as primary
Also, he had the gun yeah
901 plus on 76 the hospital with one nine five
Yeah, but he was also the one running with a gun she was unarmed
Well true, but she gave him the gun so therefore
But we didn't know that at the time I could have guessed
I mean, I knew that. I instantly knew what was happening.
Oh, I'm watching that. I'm not kidding.
All right, please back away. We're trying to bring somebody in. Thank you.
Hey, Governor, what's going on, man?
I don't think that's the Governor.
I'm not.
Maybe it is.
Uh, sir, please don't follow us in here.
I feel like red with red meat.
Ew, I think when I'm, like, still have food in my mouth and I take a drink of any alcohol, it just instantly tastes terrible.
Water or a soda or nothing.
I don't know what it is, it just says bad.
I'm going to move the IV and the oxygen over to the bed here, get your little comfy after
being here in like one minute, okay?
Just hang in there.
You know that I mean, Taser prongs, does he?
No.
No, he shouldn't.
It's a bunch of bullet balls.
All right, I'm going to go get some wine.
Yeah, this kid doesn't know how to do Taser prongs, so I'm going to go get some.
You just rip him out, don't you?
I mean, if you guys are going to sit here and say I'm drunk, I might as well
start fucking drinking.
grab him and how you doing I'll be what you want me to be at it I usually have
to clean up the bloody mess any excuse okay now I'm not doing there you go and
the and he does taste in the weirdest spots
no I'm not sometimes they ask so we taste them in the dick so he's wine
short for cake it's the same amount of letters that doesn't even make any
Thank you
He was moaning earlier you drove him to the snow fucking drinking. Yeah, he might just be stressed or entered
I might go get a piece of cake though just to fucking cool off because he hasn't worked me up
Thank you
901 plus one, tack two collapse.
Oh, one nine five and cut six.
Get that out of my fucking, get that off the overlay!
Get it out of there!
This individual gets shot?
Yeah, like a lot.
Okay, okay.
It's her, didn't you get shot?
No, I took it all in the bust.
Oh, okay, thank God.
I didn't take a single bullet.
I'm not drinking baby when's the last time I had a drink
No, not five minutes. What are you fucking talking about? What the fuck are you talking about? You know, I'm not drinking I'm not drinking today
At all. Okay, but that now that I'm saying it like that it does make itself, you know what whatever
now this is bullshit all right I don't think certainly looks like whatever man
tell you what I'm gonna give you a little antiseptic spray to make sure that
this is fucking stupid as hell
I'm getting second.
There you go.
Maybe this local anesthetic.
Yeah, let's get to 10.2 K subs.
And then maybe, uh, maybe I'll reward myself with a glass of wine.
That could be good.
And we'll stick you up.
Thank you.
TOS it's only TOS if I do it.
You know.
Okay now I got WWF attitude era bandages I can give you.
We ain't enabling you.
Stone Cold.
You might not.
Someone won't.
TX logo.
I got the NWO that's WCW but I still got that.
Give me whatever you can fit this man.
Okay, I'll give you the MW a wolf back here, right?
Or one three plus one for seventy six is the shenival car.
Get ready.
Great save.
Here we go.
Thank you, Linky.
Correct.
You think I'll sail in you?
You feeling all right everywhere else?
Good day.
Okay, I'm ready.
Okay.
Well, this mission is good to go.
Thank you.
Yeah, very welcome.
What's your name, sir?
Are you ready?
Yes.
What's your name, bucko boy?
Yeah, what is your name?
Name's Carter.
Non-six, non-post-1.
Carter, what?
What's your partner in part, Blvd.
Gonna be one, Simpson, Bola.
Three occupants, black, four to one.
This figure for you at the station, it sounds like you're one.
You don't know your last name.
All right.
Big born on this guy.
Now continue west by the border.
No, I'm not really a family person.
I'm not a family person.
I'm not really a family person.
Okay, can I get you to slide off the bed for me so I can get you out of here?
Yeah.
Okay.
Throw your legs around the side.
Perfect.
I'll help you stand.
What, um, has he been running his way?
No, because he was unconscious.
So you do have the right to remain silent anything you say or do will be able to get to the court of life right to attorney
If you can't afford an attorney one won't be provided to you. She's available. Do you understand these rates?
They've been read to you. Yes, I gotta find my M&M tube
So what were you gonna ask him sir?
What you were in the process of asking him something I forgot. Okay, who's that lady?
I'm pretty sure her name was Samantha.
This guy is such fuckin' full of shit.
Yeah, you're really bad at it.
Why even give the opportunity to work with this guy?
Let's just fuckin' ship him back.
Alright.
Go ahead.
Hello.
You guys good?
Yeah.
Cool.
Yeah.
Yeah. Cool. Keep up being great. Thank you for your service.
I fucking hate this fucking shit. I can't fucking hear!
9-0-1-plus-1-76 Davis-195.
So are you going to start being honest with us, or should we just send you off and not help you out at all?
I know I'll start being honest.
Okay, so who was the person?
Her name is Kim.
Okay, Kimi gave you the gun?
Yes, she did.
Okay.
Maybe we could talk about this, uh,
in a little bit more professional environment.
What do you mean? This is basically my house.
That's right.
I'll get you talking if I can get cheeseburger and some water, man.
I mean, I might have an egg though.
That's like a delicacy to the police, they don't have that kind of stuff up there.
I think all I have is an egg.
I'll take it, I haven't eaten in two days.
Ooh, that's not good.
Alright, watch your head.
Watch me.
It's all about IPAs.
IPA says like you're drinking a fucking pinecone
I hate it
Can I go in this hill here?
Yes ma'am
Alrighty, I'm gonna rip this thing off your face, okay?
It's really hard to breathe in this thing
I mean, why'd you wear it?
Yeah
Cause I was scared
Huh?
What are you scared-
What are you-
What would make you so scared you have to wear a mask?
I'm not legal.
Well, we know that this guy's name is Carter.
He forgot his fucking last name, I think.
Yeah, I'm really a family person.
Don't really say my last name much.
It's the most common last name ever.
Smith.
Yes.
Is it actually Smith?
Yes.
Oh my God, of course.
This guy forgot his fucking last name.
How do you forget a four-letter... five-letter? Five-letter.
Hey, I got a question. What's the deal with that chick? How'd you get with her?
I don't know. I just saw her there and then after she could help me.
She's did it?
Yeah, it's actually really, really scary. I thought it was a setup when I saw the cops.
And then she told me to get in the car. She has a gun. So then I started believing her.
believe in her. That's not you. Because we heard you scream get in the car. Remember how we weren't
going to be lying. I'm not lying. It's gotta hate the sound of the rain. She put the gun in the
glove box with some ammo and you took it. Yes. And then I got out. So she kidnapped you but gave
you a gun and then you decided to shoot me. Not really kidnapped. I was skeptical of it. I thought
it was a setup. I thought she was a cop and then she said get in the car I have a gun and then I've
got in the fucking car she gave me a gun and then I started shooting guys. I apologize about that.
I didn't shoot until you got shot first because I was really scared. That's not true. You did
You did shoot me first.
No.
No, you did.
I watched.
You turned and shot.
This guy's lying.
You know what?
You don't want to lie to this guy.
He could make your life great or he could ruin you.
So just be honest with him.
I know when people lie too and you're lying, buddy.
What am I lying about, man?
Let's hear it.
You shot at me first.
How do I remember going down?
Hey, pal.
Are you a metaphor for Jesus Christ when I'm supposed to fight a white witch because you're
a lion?
That's good.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
You are a lion.
I saw a gun being pointed at me, man.
You had a gun out the whole time.
I
Honestly, I was really fucking scared to be honest. Well, it's about to get more scary
Enjoy the 12 hour flight bucko boy
Yeah, it's happening. Yes, it is
Yes, it is
All right, so
Immigration violation criminal possession of class 1 firearm evading resisting in two counts of attempted murder of an alley-o
How do you plead?
Buddy?
Standing in the corner doesn't change that.
How do you plead?
Susan, the bathroom real quick.
Just give me a minute.
I'll just fucking send this video.
All right.
I'm argues not guilty and send you.
No, I'm guilty.
I'm guilty.
Okay, give me a second.
There's no getting around this, man.
He broke.
Yeah, mine's breaking too.
Oh my god, no!
Uh-oh.
Shake it. Shake it really hard. Maybe I'll fix it.
Oh, oh, there we go.
There we go, it worked! It worked!
Nope, it didn't work. Shake it again.
It's kind of working.
It kind of worked, but it won't load anything.
Says the report failed to load.
I
While I don't recall
What if we just you know, let me go forget all this happening. Yeah, no, that's not happening
Do you remember what the fuck it is
No
This can't be good for my evil. I broke the MVP.
Perfect.
So remember you can always arrest.
Yeah, uh, I don't have access to the evidence locker and I have the gun.
Well, fuck it. Who cares? It's just a pollution.
Yeah, but the gun isn't a pollution.
Well, just hang on to the damn thing for right now.
We can help up.
I mean, what if Jesus Christ comes down here and he says,
all right, Randy Ray, we've done a great job, sir Devon.
I mean, that could happen.
You can't worry about things that might not happen.
We'll go to this house along on Grove.
All right, I'm passing you on pursuit, radio etiquette, processing.
Let's do some of this real quick.
Okay.
What's Ram versus Ranch?
Case laws.
Ram versus Ranch?
Yeah.
Okay, what's Tennessee versus garment that is the
When you can use lethal force to stop a plane felon if they are what's ramp versus range
This is 18 people were involved in this
Go to the call. What are you doing? Sorry? I don't I don't know
I was also listening to the current thing that they're on I I can't recall that one currently
around you're gonna come across the ladder currently no I see her she's run
to the very far east air conditioner this is the perfect time to get on there
almost got there almost died me we're not gonna guide you died me here
hey it's busy as hell tell me what to do just pretend that uh go around go around
I'm gonna stay on tech too.
They're gonna be pulling guns in the house.
They're gonna be four times occupied for Wolfgang members.
I got an open window back here, what do you want me to do?
Just hold the grab for now.
Hey, I need one of you to come up there, one running in the back.
Don't let him leave.
Yeah, yeah, come, come here.
I
All right, well, that's weird because how do you guys get in then?
Okay, why don't you use that crowbar to break the window and come out?
Just like that.
All right, they're breaking the window on the right side of the house.
They're going to be eventually coming out of the house.
All right, step on out, guys.
Don't you fucking run or I swear to God.
We would never run away from uncle. All right. We would never run from uncle's team Billy Seymour's house
He'd freaking kill us
Okay, we're coming
No, we're not no, no
My god
I'm going to be in an 80 eastbound McDonald's tree with a gray and color four or one choice
Uh, am I?
The westbound on the train track?
Sorry, northbound on the train track?
Maybe passing under Olympic?
Holding out on the popular.
The guard's passing under popular on the train track?
All right, let me see the last thing going north down along the train track.
You might as well be going to jump onto popular.
What do you want behind you?
A lot of just being going north down popular step-byes.
I do an 8 or 10.
I'm going to code 6 southbound on top of you there and I'll give it a couple minutes
I'm doing eight ten hours are on the weekends which someone was like I can watch more on the weekdays
But ten hour weekends are a staple here a tradition
Okay, let's go over that. Let's see. Scene control, not bad. I didn't really like that
you told him to break a window. Actually, no, that was dog shit. Yeah, that's scene
control was ass. Why'd you tell them to break a window?
Because they said that they were welded inside the building and they had no way of getting
out. Yeah, but I told you the window was open in the back.
True. Yeah, so they were actually lying to you.
Yeah. And instead all you did was give them an easy escape off. You hit them trapped.
I'm not going to sign you off on scene control right now, that was pretty bad.
So we need scene control, legal knowledge, processing.
You said I've already done processing.
I did say that.
Good.
test the object again. Uh I guess procedure. Um. Hold on a
moment. Okay. Uh do good versus San Andreas. What's up? Uh
that is if you give emergency A to somebody, you can't be
sued unless it is been done with like negligence. So, you
like purposely do something. Okay Minnesota versus Dicker Dickinson Dickinson.
You mean the pen be miss? No, Minnesota versus Dickinson. Oh, that is you can if
you're patting somebody down for a weapon, but you feel something that is
like, obviously illegal. You can take her son. You can seize that item. Okay.
What about
This is a good one. This one's important. Okay, scottie Harris
That is regarding our pursuits and ending a pursuit
If they are like a threat or you know, they're dangerous to the road. Sorry
You can put them spike them even shoot them if it absolutely needs to happen. What about the spy spy versus spy?
spy I
Okay, uh, what about Terry v. Ohio?
That is the Terry Frisk, which is if you believe somebody is
turned or presently dangerous, you can pat them down over the clothes
or if you have a RS.
And what about 100 men versus gorilla?
I don't know what that is either.
You know, these case laws?
Yeah, this is all important.
Fuck
Never I've never heard of the hundred man first what the fuck is that?
Do we attack a gorilla that's for you to know
I don't know you
Okay, all right, shit. Oh god, this is gone real bad real fast
I think I'm going to throw up.
Okay.
The first guy to fight the gorilla are the last guy in body blue.
I mean both are a death sentence.
Hey, first off, are you okay?
Yes.
We hit a curve, I'm gonna go.
Okay, second off, what the fuck?
Sorry, that is my bad.
Uh-huh, can you pull over?
Yep.
Cool, thank you.
I'm not, yeah.
Uh, this guy, I'm gonna be doing a 30 with a blue in color, Chef Rack, two times occupied, westbound, uh, the Spoochie.
Of course, I didn't go flying, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Engine off, please.
You're not have a seatbelt phone. I didn't holy shit. I thought I did won't say no your frequency
Call me if you need thought hey, it's love a species up. Can I get your driver's license?
Roger a hundred people is overkill for any animal and history I've been extinct or alive. What are you talking about?
out. Any animal. A hundred guys could not beat a shark in open water car. Yes. Yes,
ma. Yes, they could. So they could not say that you did not say you sold us as you didn't
but it'd be a really funny. Yeah, I can have if they were in the water. It would be a
funny point if I did no they couldn't
bleacher from fountain that you guys have
why sir Francis why is that copy I'm
calling you on things coming that
plate what kind of guys I'm gonna I
don't know average guy six seven 14
inch dick
So just like average?
Yeah, all right, I'm ending stream
Dick sizes relevant in this battle well
I feel like you'd want a smaller dick when you're fighting a shark because it's what like one less thing for it to grab
But really any animal you know I mean imagine a gorilla you have 14-inch dong
the gorilla just fucking grabs it and just spins you above its fucking head
with that I don't know what I mean
copy
he can't grab all of us
I still don't think a hundred guys could kill one gorilla
I just I don't think so because how would they how would they even do it
you know what I mean weapons no weapons six and rocks if you throw a rock at a
gorilla it's gonna fucking eat it and like I got a bowling break instead of
Polito
Huh? I don't know.
Uh, they're dispatchers calling that there's a tracker inside Paleta, or in Bully Grove.
Oh yeah, maybe then here you could just process them here.
Doesn't matter. You don't need to be there, just finish processing them.
Nine, oh one plus one are gonna take care of it.
Humans killed the Wally Mamma.
Hopsha stinking.
Yeah, with spears and shit, dog.
Yeah, made of rocks. Yeah, but I'm talking about barehanded. Barehanded. You kidding
me?
Yeah, that should have fixed it.
Ellie globe two dot report is gonna be four four seven zero.
Hundreds a lot. Yeah, but how would even with a hundred guys, how are they even
kill this gorilla. What are they gonna punch into death? It's eating all those punches man.
Yes. Hold it down. You could not hold down a gorilla. No, have you seen how strong they are?
Jerk it off till he passes away. You could not jerk off a gorilla until he passes out.
I'm not fucking wine, I haven't drank.
Stop and go.
At all today.
I'm sorry.
I'm not a wine-o.
Time fell for, a time fell for your reason, cars.
What?
Well, now I can pull it over.
I think you're gonna race so you can kill a mountain with your bare hands really you
think I should try okay maybe if I ever see one I'll just fucking take it
two doors first for our one time off here guys.
They all turned it off?
Yeah.
Engine's still very much on.
This is a new car.
I don't know how to...
You take the key, you take the key, is that a technician?
Can you turn it on?
No, you should, you turned it on.
You should know how to turn it off.
This is a new car.
I don't know how to.
Okay, why don't you step out of the car and go over to the sidewalk then?
I run out of Colorado did it and you're four times the size of them.
Oh, that's sure, I'm probably healthier too.
You don't know how to get out of the car?
Thirty dudes could snap a gorilla's neck.
Okay, let's just open the door and go over to the sidewalk then.
You are not going to snap a gorilla's neck.
Can I get one additional on a quest for a word?
Of course.
Roll the wire.
Three in an active 80,
driving on the sidewalk,
still going eastbound,
a few pull-overs.
Keep it locked in.
I don't need to do anything
during a final eval.
I just need to do a val.
Westbound Indian Drive.
Continuing Westbound Indian.
I don't think you're allowed to according to Wrangler.
No, she's doing a final one.
Left southbound for Arola.
Left eastbound.
Left northbound northbound for Drive.
Right east stopping.
Stay there.
The alley
We are talking about your pursuits
I feel like you're missing out every solo box opportunity
Haven't seen you go for once
I gotta see a solo box
I don't care. Solo boxing is one of my favorite things to do. I gotta see it.
Right, eastbound, San Andreas.
Left, northbound, lower power.
I bet pet to could eat every animal alive down a fire
I don't need some animals
Left, eastbound, at least.
Directly, it's part of MRPD.
It's up to, uh, more like...
Right, southbound, center.
Right, westbound, the Fuji.
Left, southbound, fantastic.
Right, westbound, half-naple.
Left, southbound, strawberry.
Southbound, strawberry gas.
Left, eastbound, 22 that.
Continuing southbound, strawberry.
That's gonna be you.
This guy's a maniac.
to the left 22 that he's just driving
and getting one year left bound.
He's turning eastbound,
left to northbound, Strawberry.
Right, eastbound capital.
Hershey Crusade.
See you guys safe.
Yeah, we went to the vet on Tuesday
and they said he's a very healthy boy.
Right, southbound, a little big horn.
and I have to put some of his shit in the tube and bring it back to him at some point
this week.
Right, southbound, popular.
Same.
Don't touch my dog.
On the sidewalk.
Can you even watch out in the sand?
I
See
Don't touch my dog
What I name him Eli I did it I got me a year old else I would have named him something else like
probably like bird man I think I would have named him I call him bird for
short
last northbound little big horn immediate left westbound capital city
forward strongly gas ride northbound crusade 50 50 50 crusaded capital
continue northbound crusade. Can't wait to watch my favorite streamer.
Northbound crusade. It is southbound. Little big horn.
Pretends to be people on the internet. All the grass on the railroad track.
Northbound now a little big horn.
That's never...
That's never all... that's never happened in one stream.
Left, westbound, out of the apple right, northbound, the garage, the sushi garage,
singing. Left, northbound, switch to the westbound coming out, the scoochy,
I don't think so, at least.
That sounds like a good idea for a birthday stream, though.
I'll come off the fly, you're gonna have to fly.
I'm trying to go on the gas, he's trying to turn the car off.
So I got a question, I'll let you out this way even though...
We'll head north, bottom way.
He said that he didn't see him on Vesuvci and that he wasn't on supply.
Which is right here.
Please go the way up to Flory.
Oh, I know, I think he said he's on Vesuvci.
No.
He said he's on the way.
did you say that uh did you say you didn't see him go uh vispoochy or that you're on vispoochy
both uh
i just said that we're on vispoochy and i said he went to fly
I think the most dangerous one is...
People do like the extreme cave exploring.
I've seen people drink in Gatorade while they do it, how the fuck is that not a sport?
is cheerleading a sport um no taking off I got a 95 here I did to all right well we
got one 95 gonna be on all rancho on no direction I don't know if that's disregard
they're on fudge lane still it could be driven by Billy Porkins I think this is
No, it's not. I'm just declared it. The master of sports is declared it.
Fudge or corn? Fudge.
All right, raffle. Exiting innocence.
All cheerleaders fade away into oblivion.
Nope, disregard, stop at a red light.
Another continuing westbound in is a 3CB.
He's eating out of buffet as sport.
I think competitive eating is more of a sport than cheerleading, yeah.
Triple A, jump it up the tag file.
It's harder to do.
I won 38 northbound now, it's across to Andrea's.
Blackboarder.
Yeah, and I've seen people drink Gatorade while they're eating the hot dogs.
I've never seen a cheerleader drink Gatorade.
How many hot dogs can I eat in competition?
I don't know because like the I would throw up if I if I ate a hot dog soaked in water.
That would actually make me throw up.
I don't know.
Oh, someone's doing something about that.
You hear that thing, right?
It's in there, it's in there.
Oh, he can drive with it.
Hello?
What's going on, Dad?
What are you doing?
Alright, let's see some scene picture.
I found this thing here.
Sick as chips.
You found this thing that's sick as chips?
Yeah.
Okay, so it's not yours
You're driving it
Okay, can I get your I keep some for eight dollars now what the hell where do you live maybe on mobile?
Don't don't don't buy subs on mobile
Yeah, do not buy some's on mobile that's insane activity
All right, can you uh, can you stop for a second?
What's the 9x9x9 challenge?
This is good scene control.
But I'm in here like you just don't care.
Any time now.
Careful, you might push them over with those things.
Sorry.
Nine dicks nine loads on 911
That's not what it is
Nine beers nine hot dogs over nine innings
Oh, yeah, the hardest part of that challenge would be staying awake after having nine beers and fucking watching baseball
Yeah
Well, you were driving you you're doing a little burn-off
Is this your vehicle
Wait, no, what's going on?
Wait, what is this your friend behind me?
What I don't know what you're talking about man. I just woke up. What's happening?
Can I see your ID, please my ID?
What do you want to see my ID?
Because you're currently on scene of a car that is stolen.
Oh, shit.
This is stolen? I didn't know it was stolen.
Yeah, so do you show me your ID? That would be great.
Yeah, give me a second. Let me check here.
Right again on the Gentry. What's down here?
Where do you check?
I'm looking in my phone. It's my bag.
Give me a second.
I don't have an ID.
Can you turn around and place your hands up for me?
Yeah sure, uh...
Oh, that's funny.
Okay.
Alright, I'm gonna be arresting you at this time. Do you have anything on you that might put part of me?
Uh, I have a switcher.
Oh no, I have a cardboard.
Wait, this is terrible scene control.
Major crash, major crash.
Ulta's line wood.
Wait, hold on, love is terrible at scene control.
You also have drugs on you.
Oh, yeah, because I was...
I was thinking of doing it calm.
And a fuck ton of cast.
Why she just searching you after cash as well
Okay, well right now you're under arrest with a motor vehicle. I'm gonna place in the car
No
Dig in the dumpster
Check the truck do you mind grabbing a gun out I think his friends gonna come back
I mean I gotta pass it all because of the governor.
The governor.
I'm just rolling around, if I just get tense and then the governor won't care.
if we just all get tips to get the maximum budget
alright so you do have third term in sign language anything you say or do will be
holding into the corner by break to charity I think not seeing control is
kind of poofy if one is available do you understand these rights okay what are you
doing back there with the car
I was walking on the street and saw it and it was like I think it's stuck
I was just trying to get it stuck if I was someone that might have used some help and shit
Okay, I see a bunch of drugs on you.
What, the two nuggies?
Yeah. Watch your head.
I was going to attack my ball with it, did I?
What else was she meant to do there?
Uh, well, I wouldn't immediately start searching somebody after a person just got away.
That's just asking to get help.
Good guilty.
Okay.
You're tight for me?
Guilty.
Okay.
You're going up for 405 months, but I'm gonna cut it down to 350.
Holy snap!
Yep.
I like when you're corrupt.
You're going up for 350 months.
Okay.
All right.
Bye-bye.
No one's corrupt here, by the way.
Lies!
Not corrupt.
No one's corrupt.
Leah, try to-
What was he just about to say?
I don't know. What was he trying to say there?
He's going to kill me.
He found that out in the police officer.
That guy has?
Yes.
Sure. The judge's number.
I tried calling Larsh two times.
This guy wants a Ben Strow.
I can't get in contact with any other judge.
Well, then there's probably no judge available.
Send him up. Not guilty. Give him the fucking report.
All right, Larsh.
This guy wants a Ben Strow in cells.
In the cells
It's okay, it's okay
Two full or two full nuggets
I was just trying to pack my bowl with that dad
Grind it down a pack your bowl not put the whole nugget in
I
Mean you have enough money for the weed but not the grinder you could use scissors
What are you talking about? I'm the fucking dog. He's in a dumpster, dude
You were gonna smoke dumpster weed. Yeah, that's that's nasty. I don't believe you
I mean you have a history of drug possession
session. Once actually.
Last time.
Series of history, bud.
I just want to smoke away and you know, you were a legal one.
No, no, I'm you're an illegal man, possibly,
um, legal here, dead.
population was the over the limit for reading I'm checking the strand of it
though
We're going to. We got to
possession of a stolen car.
Let's just try to get it on
stock. It looks cool. It's like
James Bond and shit. Yeah, I
got a report. I wasn't driving
anywhere. Just trying to give
him stock and take a cool
picture with it. Bitcoin 70 k
Well, actually technically you don't have a legal amount of weed because it's not in
joint form and it states any other marijuana product or possession.
So because it's in a nuggy form, as you say, and not in joint form, it's illegal.
Come on, man.
Don't stop on my leg, dad.
I'm trying to get my shit straight and whatnot.
Take it up with the governor.
I'm trying to get my shit straight and whatnot
Take it up with the governor last night. I got a fucking
Brain for something I didn't do and
You're the guy that executed somebody in the alley. That's where I know the fuck this guy's an executioner
He's executioner, you know the thing is the guy that was in the fucking pill ain't up
He was the one that fucking made me do it, dude
You got to stop hanging around that guy. I think no, I don't even know his name. He kidnapped me
I even I even Texas so yeah, but then you even lie to your lawyer like you could not get your story straight at all
All right, you're looking at theft of a motor vehicle and possession of a controlled and dangerous substance
dangerous
Wait, wait, yeah
dangerous substance
It's just a title of it.
Wade is not.
Oh, it's a 10-39.
All right, I get it.
If it was like cocaine or something like that.
But Wade is not.
It's minor.
You're looking.
It's 10 months.
How come every time we catch someone with a gun shooting
people, they have weed?
Wasn't I dead?
I mean, that seems very dangerous to me.
You're only looking at 10 months with a $750 fine.
But, of course, I'm taking the nuggies.
was not. No, no, no, don't take the nuggets. Yeah. But I also know you're a
yapper. So do you plead guilty or not? Wait, don't. Yeah, there he goes. Yeah.
Easy yapper. We spent 45 minutes in the cells last night. No, did not. Mm hmm.
It was like, it was like 20. Hell no. Oh, you plead guilty or not guilty?
I
Lawyer
Sure
Sorry, you should very distracting
Maybe why?
Nothing
He's got you there
Nope, no lawyers available.
Oh, how?
Alright, how do you plead guilty or not guilty?
Well, I'm not yet, but I will be soon.
And when I am, you criminals better watch out,
because I'm guilty for police.
And then possession of a controlled dangerous substance.
You had a legal possession of marijuana in your pocket.
I'll plead guilty to the first one.
Okay, um, I'm just going to go back to you, it's gonna be okay.
Find a position to hold it across three.
Running, running. We're up, we're up.
I'm going to a direction. He's running a black suit all black, brown hair.
He's in the hotel parking lot, hotel parking lot.
VCB. Last scene. Yep. He turned the corner there. Could have jumped down. I don't know.
He turned another corner. Turn another corner around the white wall.
I'm going to be in the alley. Go, go, go.
I'm in the back of the house. Black house, black house.
I'm right here. It's okay.
He's not from the wall! I can't shoot for shit!
He's northbound on James' sound. Northbound on James' sound.
That's back down.
I'm standing.
I'm drowning.
I'm going for you.
Oh, shit!
I'm going for you from the south side.
WID on the gun recoil. It's fun, right?
There was one other individual in the car. I'm unsure where they went. They did not pull a firearm.
Description?
Uh, unknown.
I'm not a
AMS says they're busy, I'm occupied so it's a small transport, it's a coach board.
Love for ya.
You know what?
Jeff?
I think love needs a little more time in the cooker.
I just, I don't, I'm not, I'm not feeling it, man.
man I don't like her seeing control I really just don't she has high potential
she's very good at some stuff her seeing control is really bad though but I
I can't fire her because the governor said.
Does not have a commanding process.
Well, I think the just break a window in believing the criminals,
that was fucking brutal for me.
I think that was enough right there to fail the final amount.
I
Hey, love did you come up to my office?
And I think that the suspect running away into instantly just searching a guy that was also really brutal
That was rough
All right, let's take a seat here. Let's go over your final though
Okay, so well, it's your the man roof talk
But her boobs I'm not gonna fire her cuz I can't
All right, love. How do you think you did?
Dog shit?
Not that bad. You're not where I would be comfortable enough to pass you, though.
Your driving is good. Your comms are good. Your driving is good enough. Your comms are pretty good.
uh... procedure that's all fine processing all fine
uh... your scene control is terrible
it's very bad
uh...
telling criminals trapped in a house
with only one escape point to
shatter a window so they can get out and run to a car that was a choice
uh... and then uh... back there that last scene uh...
Second suspect runs off and then you just instantly go to searching a guy distracting yourself. That was that was not good
That was very bad
Yeah, that was bad you were kind of just asking to get hold up there
But I'm not gonna fire you because I see some really good potential in there, okay
So I'm not gonna do that but I think you should stay at the cadet phase for a little bit
Okay?
And I'll ride with you and I'll, uh, you know what I mean, I'll, I'll give you all the guidance that you need.
I- you just gotta get better at scene control.
Just really think, when you're on a scene, how could this get really fucked up for me really fast?
Because that's normally what happens.
You know what I mean?
Mm-hmm.
But, uh, I think you got good potential love.
And I'm, like, is I'm not gonna fire you.
Um, but...
You know, I'm not quite comfortable signing off yet.
You think that's fair?
I'm not going to argue.
So yes.
Well, if you think I'm wrong, I agree that the house one
telling him to break the window was bad.
For the car one, I did say Wrangler, can you go after the guy?
And you kind of just sat there, which I did not, you're my boss.
So I'm not going to be like, yo, what the fuck are you doing?
Uh
No, she you did you did not say that to me
I did and then I went okay, and then just walked back to the guy which yeah
They definitely put me myself in position which was why I was trying to get out of there
So which is also why I asked you to you know be ready for that guy to come back
Okay, so a final vow the whole purpose of this is to make sure that you can operate is a solo officer
Yeah, I understand
Right
So so yeah, so you got to work on that on that seat control
Okay
Okay, all right, but you're good cop. You just got to tighten that up a little bit work on it
I would just did the rest of this week really just think about seat control focus on that and then I bet next day
Or next week you'll you'll be fine. I think
Why does it wrangle just get he's the problem, okay? Thank you love. Mm-hmm. Thank you
I did not hear her say that at all
Maybe she did on radio
But even if she did say that, you know, she's got to kind of be aware that I didn't hear her,
you know, that's still her scene, right?
She did say that.
I did not hear her.
Couldn't hear her over the bob.
Come on, man.
He drank too much.
I'm not fucking drunk.
Oh
How long is chat guys how long are we gonna see this bit?
How long you how long you think this bet has
Hey, can you give me a lift? Oh, yeah, sure
Where you need to go back up to the station
Yeah, sure thing. No problem. What's going on? You're going to take your final though?
Tonight now. No, yeah, you're not.
Right now, I'm too tired to do it for you.
Let's go over some case laws here. Let's see, Maryland versus King.
I believe that's regarding DNA.
Okay. What about Minnesota versus Dick or something?
I believe that as regards to I like feeling an object in the pockets it gives you the right to
You'll like to basically pull it out and see that or get it, you know, I mean
Pull it out and get it like get it out of the pocket
Well, Illinois versus a warblower
I
Pretty shits long lines of if I just pull up next to you and you just fucking run away for me
That's enough to be RS
Okay, what about Ram versus ranch?
What Ram versus ranch
Yeah, I don't I don't know what Ram versus Ranch is some of the honest
You got a lot of learning buddy. I'm sorry. I'll
Is that what is that? Can you tell me?
No, I won't
Okay, I'll look it up later. I guess
You got a long way to go
All right, I'm sorry about that
any other ones
long
yes sir yes sir
are you messing with me?
why would I mess with you?
just never heard that before
that like a case law was made in LS recently I just seriously I don't know
what they were there Ram versus ranch yeah Ram versus ranch 18 people were
involved you didn't hear about this it was all over the news
Now I did not hear about this. Is this new?
There's a...
There's a guarding, uh...
There's 18 people who's on a ranch. 18 cowboys involved.
That does not sound good.
It was regarding city hygiene standards.
Yeah, I don't know that one. I'll check it out, I don't know, I guess.
Yeah, you're going to have to work on that, buddy.
Well, how's the night been? Been good?
No, terrible. Yeah, the police force is in absolute shambles.
and if I can't fix it by the time you know the election I'm just gonna have to
walk away from it and then defeat and I'm just not good enough. I've done two
final vows they both failed and we got absolutely destroyed by the Southside
earlier so not good at all. Sorry to hear that. In fact nothing good
happened. Nothing good. Nothing good happened to me today.
I'm sorry to hear that, Sheriff. Well, you know, I hope you do end up rerun, you know, towards the end of all
this. I'm not going to.
Well, you know, I can have a hold.
You can have a what?
A hope.
Oh.
Oh, why don't you just be the sheriff and make it so I am not doing that.
Well, then why would you want that for me?
Well, you know, you've been my sheriff ever since I started here, so
Well, yeah, but I don't want to be anymore
Oh, you know, I cannot, you know, you may not want to be, but sometimes you're needed,
you know?
I'm not needed
Really?
No, I'm fucking up
You just said that the department's in shambles
I know I'm servicing stuff air-free with specific police and trackers, suspects,
if you're wearing dark skinny shirts
Don't you think it's needed to
I'm trying to fix it, goddammit, but if I can't, then I'm just gonna
that I'm just gonna fucking give up yes I have why do people keep saying that I
love giving up as a matter of fact convincing you that I love to give up
I'm just gonna give this up give what up this whole conversation I'm giving up
there's no convincing you if who I am okay share
Hey, Saydo.
Hi, Sheriff. How are you doing?
Oh, I'm just terrible.
In fact, this has been one of the worst days of my life.
Can I do something about it?
Okay. Get out of the road, man.
Hey, man, I'm sorry.
Have a good day.
Not a great final of all, Sheriff!
Oh god, I'm starting to realize I think the entire department's really bad.
Hey, 20-2, we're on 20-3, fine, baby.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go get myself a pollution that'll make me feel better
Southbound on Los Angeles freeway. I'm heading that way
Where's the first final of Al
I
Get somebody paying attention to their tracker and tell me what it updates and where it's going
It's coming to plan B found a tonsure away
Thank you, Simon.
18-naked Talbot is wanting to get fucked at Ram Ranch.
Do you guys ever go into streams that have on music requests and then request that and then try to convince the mods that you can get banned for playing that song?
that's one of my favorite pastimes no I love doing that do I oh yeah big time
oh my dude you're gonna get banned for this you gotta delete them on
I'll run major the jgm police tracker to get it on last westbound around 68. Yeah, I'm pulling out on the road here
I'm trying to see if I can catch up to something
I think last year I was skinny jeans
Black skinny jeans last description. You've never done that really you don't think I've done that
Keep sending it over towards great ocean. I pulled over. Oh, great
Get out with your hands up
My hand flop? Yeah, get out of the car.
What did Sam do?
Get out.
Are you a politician?
Sam, is that a police ship?
Okay. I'm gonna search you, okay?
You search, Sam?
I'm not catching up on anything. Is it updated at all?
Okay. Be free to go, Sam.
Sam, is it free to go?
It's updated. It's here. I'm playing B now.
Oh.
I think it's this guy. I think I got him.
Yeah, I'm going to put him back around.
I got a station wagon. I bet this is him.
Going northbound somewhere.
I bet it is.
All of the trackers, it's like a boost, but they're people.
Wait, should I use the boost? I can do this.
Wait, what the hell are you talking about?
It's not this guy.
No one shall die.
I
Got the police and I got the police in northbound Sonora need additional it's gonna be a gray station wagon
I heard the beep
if I should be two times occupied so is he gonna come out of this car or I oh yeah
opposite hello I mean I really don't want to get eaten live out here I hear
that they follow their teeth down into fucking so they're sharp okay good
driver get out of the car now you fucking pollution I'm not a police
Get the fuck out of the car now
Get him out of the car
3, 2, 1, chase them down!
Don't resist this! Don't resist me doing this!
Don't resist this!
Look at that tracker!
Tracker!
We got him right here.
Yeah!
That's a fucking police man.
Right now you're in the regimen zone and you say, kid, it would be just against the wall.
If you can hold on one will be provided if one is available you understand your rights. Yes. What the fuck are you doing here?
I am I'm here legally no you're not yes, I know no you're not what are you doing here?
Hey, hey cooperate with me. Maybe I can make this better for you
Look man, yeah, I'm here legally. No you're not
yes I do sir there is a tracker on your
ankle right now here please has a
frowny face on it which is not good
Oh, do you have a girlfriend?
No.
A boyfriend?
No.
She's not mine.
Ma'am, uh, okay.
I did just not...
God damn it.
See, uh, you don't say nothing.
Yup.
Yes, I do.
Can you go to the other side and you want to see it?
Sir, you're going to prison, buddy.
Um, VCSO.
I asked John.
I called John.
I
Come pick me up and use in the car with them, okay, but I just might end
Gotcha
License plate check on let's see
348 man, please stop
She's clean
I can be dirty though if you buy don't be dirty you want to take her in or you
want me to cut her loose her life seems hard enough
me turn around please I don't think I can give you a ride I'm not gonna give you
a ride please ask the L speedy officer for a ride can I ride please no I gotta
to go something's guys in prison that guy might help you though why am i going to prison what
i do i fucking car stolen buddy i didn't know that well hey sometimes it's not what you know
it's what you don't know the fuck no that what the hell i didn't know that car was stolen at all
well where the hell did it i i guy over at the pawn shop was like hey man i'm going to sleep
and i hear the keys so it's like oh okay cool yeah that sounds like a guy you should trust
Oh, yeah, I mean I would I would trust him of course you
were just like a patient. Yeah, thanks. All right. Well, that's
okay, I guess. You are you are a police. Yeah, why I was
taking you to the quarry because I know every time I'm going
to bed, I just throw the keys to a stranger and say take my
car. I'm tired. What a normal thing to do. What a normal
reaction to being sleepy hey yeah why don't you just take my car i'm tired well i mean you know
when some of the car i don't need this i don't need this car anymore i'm sleepy yeah well no he said
bring it back he's like here you can have the keys just so i have it back here so i can have it
in the morning well that is stolen well i didn't know that that i didn't know well it's not what
What you know it's what you don't know that doesn't that doesn't make any sense
You know here's the thing I know that what keen Phoenix is in the Epstein files
I can't fucking prove it, but I know he's in there who the hell is that see that it's not what you know
It's what you don't know
Come on B.P. Boy
He's so fucking weird. I know he's in there
for keen Phoenix I don't know who that is I don't I don't he comes from an
entire he's a Nepo but he's like the Nepo baby he comes from entire family of
Richard Lee to soul bloodline okay he's a fucking weirdo there's no way he
hasn't been on the island huh he had a movie where he fucked a phone
fucking hell if that's I'm sick that's I'm sick
all right pick a cell
all right Polition Boy
I'm gonna do you first
okay that's for
what's your name buddy
Brandon snow Brandon snow. Yep
Well, you're you're a cheerful little lad
Aren't you
Yes, I know I am very positive
How to come to the city to do some work. Yep
Unfortunately, I'm gonna need you to go back wherever the fuck you came from. Okay. Oh
How do I come here legally?
Well, uh, right now you don't and you stay in Polito.
Okay.
Okay. All right. Great.
So it's going to be a immigration violation.
How would you like to play?
Yeah.
That's good.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got a question though. How did these guys just pick you up or what happened? Yeah, he just he saw me. He was like, he knows my my track. He said he would help me out. Really? Yeah. He said he was gonna help you out. Yeah, he would say he said he would help me out and help me to get some supplies and everything.
Hey, hey, this police, this police, I know this, listen, this
police is throwing you under the bus, man.
What in the fucking hell?
He's saying that you offered to help him out and all this
shit. Is that true?
So here you wanted the full story?
I do.
Okay, so I went to the hospital, get patched up.
And he was there.
And now you got the right to your own.
Right now you got the right to remain silent and you say
can and will be used against the court of law.
You also have the right to turn if you get on forward
when the state will provide when everyone is available.
Do you fully understand your rights?
I do continue
Okay, so I went to the hospital. I was getting patched up. He was there
He needed help. He was like stuck to the bed like velcro to it or something. I don't know
I helped him out eventually got him up and
Interrogated him because you know, he's a beeper. Fuck a beeper went off like you dirty little beeper boy
So I interrogated him about that and figured out trying to figure out what he was doing here claimed
He wanted to open a restaurant. I was like, well, that's weird. We already have restaurants. But anyway, I did tell him
I was gonna help him out, but that was a rude that was a fake that was a lie to him
I was actually taking him to the quarry
I was gonna dump him off right at y'all's feet Jesus. What the fuck is wrong with you?
What do you mean? He's a dirty little beeper. He needs to go back where he came from
No, no, no
No, no, if you see if you hear a beep
I'm still working on some if you hear a beep call us
No, okay, I
I thought it would be a lot cooler if I just dropped him off here. If he like has ah here you go
No, man, that's that's not so yeah, you're gonna go to jail for that too
Yeah
All right, sir, thank you for the information
Okay, so
Immigration violation 15 months $500 fine you've pled guilty. I appreciate that
Thank you so much
hopefully someday you can
You know achieve your dream of living here and owning a restaurant
But not today. Goodbye
Yeah, you like
You
Like gated and abetted there
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I was trying to take him to you guys.
That's it, I was tricking him.
That I'm telling you, the God's on his truth.
The truth.
I swear on everything.
What is this?
Was what?
Where did you get this diamond?
Oh, I found it in a trash can over by the pawn shop.
You're in trouble, buddy.
What do you mean, I'm in trouble?
That is state property, pal.
What?
How the fuck am I supposed to know?
I didn't know.
Oh, you're in trouble.
I thought it was a weird little rock.
Yeah, I mean it is a weird little rock. It's a diamond.
I didn't know it was a diamond. How am I supposed to know?
It looks like a regular ass rock with some like tinfoil on it.
Yeah, you're in trouble.
You know what I think?
Oh, come on. What is that?
I think you were going to take him to the mine,
but I think you were going to make him worse there for you.
Nope. I don't have a pickaxe. He doesn't have a pickaxe.
Yeah, I think you were going to figure that out.
I think that was your touch and I want you to submit it.
I, legitimately it wasn't.
I was just going to drop them off at your feet, literally.
No, I'm not buying that shirt.
I'm telling you the God's honest truth on everything.
Absolutely.
It's not out of doubt, pal.
What are you saying?
It's not out of doubt.
I'm telling you the truth.
Where'd you pick them up at?
Hospital, like I said.
So how come you drove over to plan B first?
I know actually I went to the BCSO to pick up Ruby,
because she called me.
She's like, can I get a ride?
I was like, oh, this'll be fun to introduce her to him
and vice versa.
I'm just not buying this, man.
It's the truth.
I think you're a little cocksucker.
What in the fucking hell?
You can't call me that.
Well, I did.
And now it's out there and I can't take it back.
Okay.
Well, it's not a cocksucker at all.
And that's Ruby.
Your name is John, what?
John, I have a gun.
Oh, yeah, you've got a record.
Oh, yeah, I'm not.
I don't believe in fucking murder, Sam.
Yeah.
One of those is getting appealed as of right now on the
February 10th.
Because it was a complete fabrication of bullshittery.
You know, everything is just such coincidence with you.
Huh, John?
No, there's no such thing as coincidences. There's the facts and that's all the matter
It's not it's actually not
Why I'm a good man, I pay my taxes
I don't know what it is. No, I
do know I've even paid some of
the doctors because the
government hasn't paid on.
Guess what, buddy? You're not
permanently marked is a.
Polition sympathizer. No, no,
no, no, no, I am not applying
those dirty beepers. So dirty
rotten, horrible, horrible
pinch jumping beepers gone.
You know, I can't do
Cory, but a pickaxe, he's not a nice guy. Wait, when was he at the Cory?
Uh, it was Lumi. Yeah, he was like an hour and a half ago. Oh, he has a fucking diamond on him.
Yeah, I found out that the pawn shop in the first game. That's theft. Anything from that?
I did not need it from there. No, at the time, yeah, he gave me permission to search
but at the time he didn't have anything on him. Well, he fucking did at some point
he got it from there, I guarantee you. He searched me before. Probably after I let him go,
them loose. I got them both loose. You don't want to press charges. And then I left.
No, you definitely did not leave. You guys were still there when I left.
No, I went over to Ruby and once they, she, the EMS finally helped her out. We went up
into the truck, went up and unloaded it. I brought her back down so that she can keep
working because she was paying off her fines. And then I left. All right, I'm done here.
Sure. For what it's worth, I can confidently say I saw him with the pickaxe in hand at
at the quarry hitting rocks thank you so much other than that that's all I can
say though perfect thank you Donnie you're intact in this okay but you're
police and sympathizer John whatever no I am not I am absolutely not you're
making up lies lies
This mustache man is a liar.
All right.
There's a lot of things.
A liar is not one of them.
That's true.
He's making up lies and fabrications about me.
Petty theft.
Listen to me.
Petty theft for the diamond.
Bam.
Theft of a motor vehicle for the car.
Bam.
Accessory to immigration violation.
Bam.
Okay, no.
Uh-uh.
Nope.
Take him to you guys.
I was 100,000% taking him to you guys.
Plead guilty?
No.
I'm on my lawyer here right now and he is awake.
Who's your fucking you didn't do that to me? Oh, you're trying to do all this to me?
You did it to yourself, John! I have a gun!
I am not doing this to make you a pomegranate man!
Wait, guilty!
No, lawyer.
Chelsea, I'm gonna be late for dinner.
I have a small one. He's awake right now. I was just talking to him.
I'm a good man.
Trying to do good things every day.
Good men make mistakes every day, man.
day man Travis okay getting the car from that person it was a mistake I did not steal it
it was the keys were thrown to me okay I didn't know it was stolen at the time and I I should
have not done that I understand police and sympathizers are complete bullshit I hate those
motherfuckers I am why are you helping one then I wasn't helping out bringing him to
the quarry to deliver to you guys right of your footstep I'm here there'd be a little
beeper do what you will I don't care what y'all do y'all gotta make it work
Just for you guys to get money. I don't know.
Did you call?
No, I didn't call.
It was at the police department picking up Ruby.
I wasn't actually in the like at the department. I'm cool.
She was saying on the street, but I just pulled up and checked.
Do it on the street in front of me.
It's not a good look.
I'm a good man.
All I'm trying to do in the city is run the pawn shop on the south side. That's all I'm trying to do
And I've been doing a great job
Yes, anybody besides those old people that keep squatting there thinking they own the place when they don't
Oh straight to voicemail, sorry budd.
No, no, I was just talking to him.
Straight to voicemail.
No, no, I don't believe it.
I was just talking to him.
Hey, why don't you just appeal?
No, no, no, any other lawyer, any lawyer, any lawyer, lawyer, lawyer, please, lawyer,
God, that's all right.
Oh my fucking god, okay, god, it's always the last fucking call.
I was getting ready to go 42, sorry if you need me to stick around for anything
that's going to pinch.
I can I can stick around now. It's fine. I'll just write down your statement. Okay. Yeah
I mean I confidently say you definitely had to pick X because he struck Ruby in the head with it
But she didn't want to press charge in the back swing. It's why you look like that was intentional
It was not intentional on the backs when she stood to no, but I thought it was intentional you would bad news no more. Oh
That's not that can't be true at all. I've got pulling all of them
No, no
My rights rights. So buddy. I called all the posted
Okay, well
Is there any way to call like city halls you think you're just lounging?
I'm not gonna do that. Oh, come on. That's not fair. That's a violation of my right. That's not I fucking try to call
They're not answering. Okay. Oh, no, no
Really needed to do any of this. Why would I reward lawyers that aren't you won't even put in the effort to?
I mean it doesn't make sense in the trash can people push it out there all the time
You think having a DOJ app is going to make them any better?
They won't even put out a fucking yellow page ad actually wouldn't be a bad idea if you guys
But look there from time to time people will literally throw things out in that trash can all the time
You said trash can it work outside of the pawn shop the big brown dumpster the public one
Your y'all's presence will help keep it safe. Do I have so many locals beating me over the head of over there all the fucking time
All right, listen listen. I'll catch a good deal here. You played guilty 10 months. It's 25
If you get rid of the Polito of Simposizer thing, well, I'm not pleading anything to that.
I'm just not guilty to them.
Okay, have a good night, guys.
And you're done now. Now you're done.
What do you mean I'm done? No, I'm not. I'm a good man.
See you later, John. I haven't done it.
You're making up lies. You're a liar.
John, I have a felony.
What the hell? Felony.
Where do you ring, where?
a wanted Polito person's call to a vehicle driving on Route 68.
The vehicle was driven by John. I have a gun.
The vehicle was reported stolen.
John admitted to assisting the beeper.
John also had a diamond on him.
Damn, Petty, huge fan.
Oh, thank you so much, man.
Following 16 seconds ago.
Thank you.
I'm really excited to see what you're going to type next.
Here we go.
Yep.
Go ahead.
Go ahead and got him.
I know he was just about to hit enter.
I know he was. I know he was just about there. I know he was. I know he was.
Yep. I could feel it.
Involved officers.
Fawn. Don Fontaine.
Diamond on him.
Don Fontaine.
For Wrangler, he had
Witnessed John at the
at the state quarry just before the arrest.
All right, evidence.
Look at how great this all is.
Photo library.
Car.
So nice.
Car.
What a nice MDT this is so after dealing with fucking purple shit. Oh my god
if you're dealing with the worst MDT ever on purple this is just it's just so
nice
little Debbie or Twinkies we little Debbie's a brand Twinkie is a specific
item
I saw someone in a random chat said they hated the MDT UI.
The UI?
I think the UI is pretty good.
The thing, here's the thing about UIs though.
Is it like, it's just, it's all a style, right?
The whole thing about UI design is it just comes down to a style, so of course there's
going to be some people that just don't like that style, you know?
You literally can't please everyone.
Yes, it's subjective.
So I mean you cannot like the style and that's fine, but functionality, I mean come
on.
You gotta give it up for the functionality of it.
Right?
Good stream.
That was a fun one.
the south side war is brewing. It's more of that going to be fun back to fixing the PD
I'm going to go eat dinner because it smells really good.
I'll see you guys tomorrow looking like we're going to have a 10-hour stream Friday 12-hour
on Saturday very exciting get ready for that.
Looking like we're going to have a 10 hour stream?
Friday, 12 hour on Saturday.
Very exciting.
Get ready for that.
Thanks for watching.
Yup, it's buffet time.
Bye bye.